[ { "source": "啊我好爱虾仁蛋黄酱金枪鱼蛋黄酱", "target": "那个饭凉了吧唧的怎么吃啊摔" }, { "source": "考试撞墙关驾校屁事?你怎么不顺便把考场施工单位也告了?", "target": "看了下全文,那女的考试当天就表明身体不舒服了,考试不是她预约是教练自己安排的,教练还让她考试不就是教练的错吗?而且她住院花了31万,赔30万不过分吧" }, { "source": "看了下全文,那女的考试当天就表明身体不舒服了,考试不是她预约是教练自己安排的,教练还让她考试不就是教练的错吗?而且她住院花了31万,赔30万不过分吧", "target": "更改要提前3天,当天不上场视为放弃考试,又要重新报名重新交钱,估计她也不肯的吧?" }, { "source": "我先去穿衣服,准备走了", "target": "好好好,偶遇我大闺蜜" }, { "source": "好好好,偶遇我大闺蜜", "target": "嗯,私聊吧,拜拜" }, { "source": "期待小猎豹的表现", "target": "保存一下" }, { "source": "为了你们新年有惊喜,我也是用心良苦了", "target": "给你一个么么哒" }, { "source": "世界上最远的距离,不是爱,不是恨,而是熟悉的人,渐渐变得陌生。", "target": "说的好,听上去好悲伤啊" }, { "source": "生日快乐!年年18", "target": "你是18那我17好了" }, { "source": "你是18那我17好了", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "青青妹!!!好久不见!别来无恙!!假期也没见你呜呜呜!我不想你,谁想你谁小狗呜呜呜呜呜呜呜!汪!", "target": "假期宅着啦~嘿嘿等暑假出去嗨一下肿么样嘛!!!" }, { "source": "文艺小青年", "target": "是自己近阶段的境遇啦~" }, { "source": "你知道这期录的什么时候播不", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "不知道", "target": "好吧,我去建房子了" }, { "source": "好吧,我去建房子了", "target": "啧啧" }, { "source": "啧啧", "target": "我都建两天了" }, { "source": "我都建两天了", "target": "别再被烧了" }, { "source": "别再被烧了", "target": "不会了都是防火的" }, { "source": "不会了都是防火的", "target": "那就行" }, { "source": "北京欢迎你", "target": "太原欢迎你~" }, { "source": "太原欢迎你~", "target": "早到早放假~" }, { "source": "早到早放假~", "target": "………起码我现在可以欠下你" }, { "source": "………起码我现在可以欠下你", "target": "小心我一冲动撵到你寝室去。。。" }, { "source": "那阿扎西也给我们发封包呗", "target": "口袋没票子,怎么发" }, { "source": "口袋没票子,怎么发", "target": "你不是穿很多袋的啊,收满了给我们转发呗" }, { "source": "大饱眼福", "target": "有机会来南京" }, { "source": "有机会来南京", "target": "介绍舍友么" }, { "source": "介绍舍友么", "target": "当然不了" }, { "source": "看第一张照片得反应,我没关注过任何女明星啊!怎么会有……", "target": "虫洞无处不在" }, { "source": "虫洞无处不在", "target": "可以收藏吗?" }, { "source": "可以收藏吗?", "target": "需要签名吗…" }, { "source": "她生宝宝啦?恭喜呀", "target": "是啊,很快对不?帮忙想名字。" }, { "source": "是啊,很快对不?帮忙想名字。", "target": "槿,怎么样?" }, { "source": "槿,怎么样?", "target": "单字吗?最好双字哦,重名的太多。" }, { "source": "打折打到亲妈都认不得了", "target": "居然!!!???" }, { "source": "居然!!!???", "target": "对一件5折4件折上6折请问亲妈在那里" }, { "source": "对一件5折4件折上6折请问亲妈在那里", "target": "帮代购!!" }, { "source": "这位同志你能不能有素质点,我们可是大学生啊", "target": "嘿嘿,你也差不多,还敢叫嚣,怎么回家变这么素质了??" }, { "source": "感谢校长能让我们看到今天的林彦俊", "target": "不容易不容易一定要多多感谢" }, { "source": "我喜欢你呢套", "target": "套?!!" }, { "source": "套?!!", "target": "电话套" }, { "source": "电话套", "target": "我不用套呢你也可以买个试试" }, { "source": "我不用套呢你也可以买个试试", "target": "现在只想砸墙砸门。" }, { "source": "我们高中是跳小苹果,见过这样的学校吗", "target": "我那一届也是" }, { "source": "以后不叫你早点休息了,无力......没用", "target": "别介样嘛!我只是失眠了。" }, { "source": "别介样嘛!我只是失眠了。", "target": "怎么会一直失眠?太兴奋呢还是" }, { "source": "你这是读多少书啊", "target": "因为过年期间有两个月都没读书,所以才读了几本,其实任务的真不多" }, { "source": "因为过年期间有两个月都没读书,所以才读了几本,其实任务的真不多", "target": "宁可食无肉,不可居无书" }, { "source": "宁可食无肉,不可居无书", "target": "文艺少年但我是肉食动物,两者要兼得" }, { "source": "当吃货遇见吃货...后果很严重。", "target": "我翻到了" }, { "source": "我翻到了", "target": "我都返到喇~" }, { "source": "我都返到喇~", "target": "阳台吗" }, { "source": "阳台吗", "target": "我爸说我怎么今天那么积极,那么早就回来了!" }, { "source": "我爸说我怎么今天那么积极,那么早就回来了!", "target": "哈哈因为吃货没有夜生活" }, { "source": "哈哈因为吃货没有夜生活", "target": "可以有的!" }, { "source": "冷冷的狗粮在脸上胡乱的拍。。", "target": "你这么亲切的称呼他" }, { "source": "你这么亲切的称呼他", "target": "这只是一句歌词。" }, { "source": "这只是一句歌词。", "target": "故意的" }, { "source": "不看此人故事,那给您换另外一人的故事吧!", "target": "真的好烦" }, { "source": "在哪里在哪里", "target": "麦当劳阿" }, { "source": "麦当劳阿", "target": "点什么有送" }, { "source": "没事慢慢来、缘分到了自然有", "target": "闲的时候就特别想脱团" }, { "source": "闲的时候就特别想脱团", "target": "你现在很闲么==" }, { "source": "你现在很闲么==", "target": "国庆假很闲,上学就又要忙了" }, { "source": "国庆假很闲,上学就又要忙了", "target": "忙了就好了啦~摸头" }, { "source": "老大做的什么梦啊", "target": "嗯!不能说出来啊,哈哈……很奇怪的" }, { "source": "坐等李云迪的春晚节目啦", "target": "很期待,不能到现场去电视前看都觉得过瘾" }, { "source": "你要开面馆了?", "target": "得到而已" }, { "source": "你想表达什么朋友", "target": "没啥……" }, { "source": "没啥……", "target": "你怎么老这样要说不说的" }, { "source": "我都开学一个星期多了", "target": "幸好23号又可以放假了~" }, { "source": "幸好23号又可以放假了~", "target": "我26号考完试才放假" }, { "source": "我26号考完试才放假", "target": "然而我们考试是自愿报名的" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺!!!", "target": "千玺呀啊啊啊" }, { "source": "你这是什么逻辑?", "target": "我们猫猫的思想" }, { "source": "我们猫猫的思想", "target": "你是什么猫?啥大猫?" }, { "source": "你是什么猫?啥大猫?", "target": "喵娘娘" }, { "source": "梁博的才华是大家有目共睹的", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "\"形影不离\"~美!", "target": "都是高人啊!" }, { "source": "吸吸", "target": "欧气给你们啊啊啊" }, { "source": "哎~~~~青春无价", "target": "对啊,爱惜身体" }, { "source": "对啊,爱惜身体", "target": "是啊!好好生活,有一个人爱的人就是最幸福的了" }, { "source": "是啊!好好生活,有一个人爱的人就是最幸福的了", "target": "对的~有他就足够了" }, { "source": "对的~有他就足够了", "target": "是的!人生已足以~~~~哎~~~" }, { "source": "是的!人生已足以~~~~哎~~~", "target": "呵呵。好好找个呗" }, { "source": "呵呵。好好找个呗", "target": "哎~~~命运的安排~~~" }, { "source": "画一个花边的被窝再画一个小伙陪着我", "target": "先还钱" }, { "source": "先还钱", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈不" }, { "source": "薛之谦动物世界", "target": "假装进化拼命想和动物有差" }, { "source": "教教我怎么长胖", "target": "吃肉吃肉吃肉" }, { "source": "你转正了?", "target": "没有呢==不过来的够久,于是有这么多了。。。" }, { "source": "晚上好", "target": "您好" }, { "source": "您好", "target": "在听千里你有听吗?" }, { "source": "在听千里你有听吗?", "target": "是的,节目很不错!" }, { "source": "是的,节目很不错!", "target": "今晚小马主持" }, { "source": "一个结束也是新的开始,小样,看好你呦,福州欢迎你常回来,哈哈哈", "target": "我也计划明年戴牙套" }, { "source": "啊~到时候去是不是要穿羽绒啦带暖宝宝啦~", "target": "必须的啊~~~你从何方来" }, { "source": "必须的啊~~~你从何方来", "target": "南方广州求博主推荐好玩的~然后有什么是特别需要带的呢" }, { "source": "头发多久没减了", "target": "半年了吧" }, { "source": "解析星期天不交吧。。。", "target": "应该是的,我怎么那么二呢,我第一次那么。希望礼拜天上课。" }, { "source": "还有人送你包子?", "target": "那是哦" }, { "source": "珂润的卸妆两只89也划算", "target": "咋不早说少了一个推荐赖你" }, { "source": "咋不早说少了一个推荐赖你", "target": "还有珂润的面霜110多一瓶!也很划算呀奔奔!" }, { "source": "还有珂润的面霜110多一瓶!也很划算呀奔奔!", "target": "那家店啊,请问" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "肥来恰湖南菜啊!香辣蟹嘿嘿" }, { "source": "肥来恰湖南菜啊!香辣蟹嘿嘿", "target": "哪个恰住你达" }, { "source": "哪个恰住你达", "target": "摸港了,一港就泪千行" }, { "source": "现在还有多少孩子的童年如你一般?", "target": "估计是没有了。你小时候是这样子的么?" }, { "source": "你还活着吧亲,你还能找到回家的路吧亲?", "target": "脚疼死了完了我瘸了周末早上没办法去抢花了种么办" }, { "source": "脚疼死了完了我瘸了周末早上没办法去抢花了种么办", "target": "真可怜,我这有止疼膏给你贴个吧,哦对了,你有千里追分油" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "我都洗漱完了又出来吃了" }, { "source": "我都洗漱完了又出来吃了", "target": "要脸不要" }, { "source": "要脸不要", "target": "脸是什么" }, { "source": "脸是什么", "target": "对你来说就是迷" }, { "source": "看着你的胸牌为什么是那个头像。", "target": "哼!!!" }, { "source": "感觉饺子的馅不会太熟", "target": "刚好啊可好吃了到学校找个厨房和平底锅我做给你吃" }, { "source": "刚好啊可好吃了到学校找个厨房和平底锅我做给你吃", "target": "电磁炉和平底锅也可以的" }, { "source": "电磁炉和平底锅也可以的", "target": "我需要控制火候" }, { "source": "我需要控制火候", "target": "那等你多学几道菜" }, { "source": "那等你多学几道菜", "target": "聊着聊着就睡着了" }, { "source": "陈立农", "target": "超级农农口味" }, { "source": "鲳鱼怎么做呀。", "target": "放锅里大火清蒸7分钟" }, { "source": "债见", "target": "你一说债见我就想到简妮弗那个脖子往前一伸开车走了" }, { "source": "你一说债见我就想到简妮弗那个脖子往前一伸开车走了", "target": "哈哈哈,我的脑海里也是这个画面,昨晚她还表演了一下" }, { "source": "哎呀!还是被你知道咯!再等等再等等;等我们的最终版本出来,唱给你听,好不好。歌词在去年就已经写好了,一直没找到会谱曲的人儿。直到前不久小胖才找到。初稿很好听哦,每晚伴着它睡觉。想不想听呀!要不要我发给你呀!", "target": "哎呀哎呀,我也好期待" }, { "source": "外国的月亮比较圆?!!", "target": "那是灯吧,哪有月亮?现在的月亮不是圆的~" }, { "source": "幸运", "target": "值了" }, { "source": "生日快乐!!", "target": "虽然晚啦一会儿" }, { "source": "虽然晚啦一会儿", "target": "哈哈哈不晚不晚" }, { "source": "设想得什么样跟我说说", "target": "在这说嘛" }, { "source": "在这说嘛", "target": "悄悄说" }, { "source": "易烊千玺给了我赚更多的钱的动力", "target": "烊烊" }, { "source": "今天刚周三,还有五天呢", "target": "我刚安慰完自己,快放假了,憧憬一下又没了。" }, { "source": "抱抱~怎么啦", "target": "没事啦嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "问问喃?还不晓得他说的好久?", "target": "问哈嘛" }, { "source": "问哈嘛", "target": "哦哦" }, { "source": "每天都要去练旗舞的啦,怎么看呀", "target": "就知道" }, { "source": "就知道", "target": "不过休息的时候我会去露个头~加油啦!!" }, { "source": "不过休息的时候我会去露个头~加油啦!!", "target": "最好啦!" }, { "source": "生日快乐!", "target": "哈哈谢谢快回来了" }, { "source": "阿信姑娘", "target": "这话深得我意" }, { "source": "这话深得我意", "target": "我懂我懂不过估计我不能四月" }, { "source": "我懂我懂不过估计我不能四月", "target": "我也不能啊四月份常州啊泰国的忙~" }, { "source": "晨晨会给你力量的", "target": "那我也害怕小时候被狗咬过好几次还有一次我去狗嘴里抢橡皮然后就被咬了" }, { "source": "那我也害怕小时候被狗咬过好几次还有一次我去狗嘴里抢橡皮然后就被咬了", "target": "你为啥要和狗抢东西" }, { "source": "你为啥要和狗抢东西", "target": "因为它叼走了我老妹的橡皮" }, { "source": "不知道你一天感慨什么", "target": "那你喜欢网安吗" }, { "source": "那你喜欢网安吗", "target": "我如果学理科的话那我肯定喜欢啊,高考反正六百几是吧师姐" }, { "source": "你快回来!", "target": "我明天就肥来了!" }, { "source": "天气给力,太美啦", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "给个对象", "target": "3年之内" }, { "source": "来找我吧,甚是想你,迫切需要你!", "target": "被需要的感觉很好啊!哈哈" }, { "source": "被需要的感觉很好啊!哈哈", "target": "也就我是如此需要你吧~~~" }, { "source": "也就我是如此需要你吧~~~", "target": "伤心啊!" }, { "source": "伤心啊!", "target": "伤什么伤~你有我就够了,哈哈" }, { "source": "伤什么伤~你有我就够了,哈哈", "target": "也是!" }, { "source": "也是!", "target": "我骄傲!!!" }, { "source": "我骄傲!!!", "target": "我还是很伤心啊,亲!!!!" }, { "source": "我还是很伤心啊,亲!!!!", "target": "还有我爱你,哈哈" }, { "source": "还有我爱你,哈哈", "target": "我受不了啦!别哪天咱俩领证去了" }, { "source": "我受不了啦!别哪天咱俩领证去了", "target": "我还是期待咱仨一起睡觉的那一天,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我还是期待咱仨一起睡觉的那一天,哈哈哈哈", "target": "我一点也不期待" }, { "source": "我一点也不期待", "target": "多美好呀" }, { "source": "国人什么意思,这还种族歧视???", "target": "自己个儿的意思" }, { "source": "立新前辈遇到您很高兴非常荣幸和您在一起颁奖感谢您的鼓励我会继续努力也感谢您的陪伴", "target": "什么情况" }, { "source": "拍雪山飞狐吗", "target": "不是。这是暖脚的佳品" }, { "source": "其实他问的是要怎么显示出自己看过海贼王,结果我看错了", "target": "能够说出海贼王不是索马里的已经够了" }, { "source": "能够说出海贼王不是索马里的已经够了", "target": "因为没看海贼王之前的我就是这样认为的" }, { "source": "丑的我把手机砸了", "target": "砸了不心疼?" }, { "source": "砸了不心疼?", "target": "心疼哇为了你不存在" }, { "source": "心疼哇为了你不存在", "target": "为了我别砸了等我回来拿给我" }, { "source": "减肥还吃那么多", "target": "只有半碗不到的燕麦!还是没有味道的" }, { "source": "从高一还是高二开始关注点姐,现在我都大四啦", "target": "同始于青年文摘!" }, { "source": "厉害啊,怎么瘦的,我结婚的时候一斤没瘦", "target": "六字箴言:管住嘴迈开腿" }, { "source": "你在肯德基打工吗宝贝!", "target": "做苦力" }, { "source": "做苦力", "target": "你打工多久了?" }, { "source": "那娟姐和谁去啊", "target": "慧琴" }, { "source": "我都把派派,囧三给你当桃花了", "target": "囧三你就自己收着吧!我不介意的。太小了" }, { "source": "感觉魅族这次能成。总算是给我缓了口气。祝福魅族。", "target": "可能需要找你了,我更期待16" }, { "source": "可能需要找你了,我更期待16", "target": "嗯嗯。还是缺一款魅族旗舰。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。还是缺一款魅族旗舰。", "target": "嗯,16必须845/9810" }, { "source": "细密小字见精神!", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "都可以!难得聚会,就算值班也要想办法换班", "target": "很好!28号怎么样?" }, { "source": "很好!28号怎么样?", "target": "嗯,好的" }, { "source": "但愿脸能变小", "target": "你是在阻挡我走向深情的步伐" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺", "target": "最好的大佬" }, { "source": "把阳台玻璃砸了吗", "target": "刚量了窗户,封上" }, { "source": "你再说什么你不是个好孩子", "target": "-.-是的" }, { "source": "-.-是的", "target": "会说大连话吗" }, { "source": "想问声妹子你那边冷吗", "target": "不冷今年真的不冷!谢谢关心" }, { "source": "你一个人就可以吃一个", "target": "确实是个办法" }, { "source": "你赶紧给我回来!20年的是你啊!", "target": "不了。我这次相亲成功了。可以在家结婚了。" }, { "source": "不了。我这次相亲成功了。可以在家结婚了。", "target": "真的?好的。" }, { "source": "真的?好的。", "target": "谢谢你。" }, { "source": "干什么的时候都不能喝纪律!", "target": "什么是谁" }, { "source": "什么是谁", "target": "我这么纯洁的人,根本不懂你在说什么" }, { "source": "我这么纯洁的人,根本不懂你在说什么", "target": "怪我?" }, { "source": "怪我?", "target": "所以怪我?" }, { "source": "怎么办我更喜欢你纹眉前看着很天然有种小女孩稚嫩的感觉很舒服纹了后虽然更精致但是显成熟了", "target": "我也觉得纹眉前好看自己的眉毛还是画的好看的话就不需要纹啦看起来又自然" }, { "source": "求方法", "target": "就是没有才烦!" }, { "source": "要张签名合照什么的有希望吗", "target": "没要到" }, { "source": "没要到", "target": "要你干啥" }, { "source": "给个电话", "target": "我也还没有" }, { "source": "你研究完如何海淘了?求问啊", "target": "国内我买过好几单了,没什么问题啊" }, { "source": "你不送我竟然送她们?我难道不比小仙女重要??", "target": "你失宠了" }, { "source": "啥子电影?今天我们遭大黄弄惨了", "target": "七号房的礼物。啷个了哦他心情不好啊?" }, { "source": "七号房的礼物。啷个了哦他心情不好啊?", "target": "他更年期到了" }, { "source": "他更年期到了", "target": "把你们凶了?" }, { "source": "一群蛆,知道惹不起我,天真的以为可以散播谣言给我朋友。他们真的太把自己当回事,马上清明了,到时候给他们烧纸。", "target": "烧点厕纸,报纸都浪费。" }, { "source": "烧点厕纸,报纸都浪费。", "target": "烧了给鬼差,请他们下手狠点" }, { "source": "你是废柴?那我怕是一根木刺哟", "target": "哎呀扎手了" }, { "source": "感恩", "target": "干嘛这样说" }, { "source": "干嘛这样说", "target": "相遇" }, { "source": "相遇", "target": "哈哈,那就是缘分" }, { "source": "带你吃新鲜桂鱼,绝对美味", "target": "我也在碧桂园" }, { "source": "早安爱你", "target": "远方再见了" }, { "source": "那就顺便来南昌玩玩吧", "target": "远不?我先看看行程" }, { "source": "心疼夫人", "target": "啥?" }, { "source": "不……四五月忙得团团转……只有六月份再去了", "target": "我也好想去,,我现在连护照都没有,。,,暑假回家办一个" }, { "source": "爬这么高!好体力", "target": "腿软老。。" }, { "source": "在老妈家睡了,休养", "target": "男人不在,你就外宿哪" }, { "source": "男人不在,你就外宿哪", "target": "那还不趁机啊,哈" }, { "source": "同问并求地址,正在焦急地找能烧烤的地方", "target": "这不是有定位么?" }, { "source": "你想吃我的衣服阿", "target": "汕尾特产吾系衣服有你这样对待小三的嘛" }, { "source": "汕尾特产吾系衣服有你这样对待小三的嘛", "target": "哈,那你知不知道小三要怎么做的阿.都说我只带了衣服咯." }, { "source": "欣欣不爱我", "target": "我爱肉肉!" }, { "source": "我爱肉肉!", "target": "哇你怎么也这个称呼!!" }, { "source": "哇你怎么也这个称呼!!", "target": "那我肥肥?胖胖?你自己选择一下" }, { "source": "端杯高雅照来一个!", "target": "算了吧?怕你春心荡漾把持不住啊!" }, { "source": "算了吧?怕你春心荡漾把持不住啊!", "target": "切!我早已心如止水" }, { "source": "切!我早已心如止水", "target": "就因为如此所以才不敢再发图诱惑你啊!" }, { "source": "就因为如此所以才不敢再发图诱惑你啊!", "target": "啊噗哎" }, { "source": "灏明,我相信你的演技。不该留的就让它随风而去", "target": "你也喜欢他" }, { "source": "莲花山好像还不错,或者是从化增城。", "target": "莲花山我看到一家好的,可是太贵了会议室8000一节,就算打五折也还是贵增城花都我正在看以前都在清远的,今年考虑换一换" }, { "source": "莲花山我看到一家好的,可是太贵了会议室8000一节,就算打五折也还是贵增城花都我正在看以前都在清远的,今年考虑换一换", "target": "花都有一个还不错,但要人多一点,一个独栋别墅,之前有朋友去过,要的话,我可以帮你问问。" }, { "source": "鲁迅:我家门前有两棵树,一棵是桑树,另一棵也是桑树", "target": "鲁迅先生说的是枣树好不好?" }, { "source": "鲁迅先生说的是枣树好不好?", "target": ",这是一个小朋友仿照鲁迅先生写的作文" }, { "source": "不忘初心男神继续加油", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "作为你的另一半该多么没有安全感啊", "target": "所以我不会和有感觉的人联系啊" }, { "source": "所以我不会和有感觉的人联系啊", "target": "人都是在相处中产生感情,你怎么能把持住自己不会在相处过程和对方出点什么事呢,毕竟到了这个年纪,一见钟情的事情是越来越不可能发生了" }, { "source": "人都是在相处中产生感情,你怎么能把持住自己不会在相处过程和对方出点什么事呢,毕竟到了这个年纪,一见钟情的事情是越来越不可能发生了", "target": "我不怎么和好基友联系,有联系的都是小苏的姐妹,我跟着去的" }, { "source": "萌萌哒的小冰", "target": "你也萌!嘻嘻~" }, { "source": "你也萌!嘻嘻~", "target": "你可爱还是你姐姐聪明" }, { "source": "你可爱还是你姐姐聪明", "target": "呆呆你好" }, { "source": "有男朋友了不起啊哼,暴击一万点", "target": "还好还好,也没有啥啊" }, { "source": "怎么去那里了?好冷啊", "target": "要不要我来看望你。" }, { "source": "要不要我来看望你。", "target": "来啊来啊!动车两个小时就到了!" }, { "source": "来啊来啊!动车两个小时就到了!", "target": "你在哪?" }, { "source": "哦我亲爱的宝贝儿,你这是到哪去了宝贝儿", "target": "一个岛上啊" }, { "source": "一个岛上啊", "target": "你就装比别说吧" }, { "source": "刚才请教你剩下西甲两场怎么看?交叉盘吗", "target": "哪里来的这么多交叉,我自己都好久没玩这种来" }, { "source": "看起来获得这个闲着没事奖挺开心的啊", "target": "好歹是个奖" }, { "source": "这锦带花开的真好!", "target": "是的,远处看很漂亮" }, { "source": "什么饼??我怎么不知道??为什么不带妹妹去吃???", "target": "没良心的妹妹不好吃是没得吃了才勉强去吃" }, { "source": "没良心的妹妹不好吃是没得吃了才勉强去吃", "target": "哦那就好" }, { "source": "热恋期间经纪人算个球", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈精辟" }, { "source": "离开了我,你就变丑了", "target": "那你倒是快回来啊" }, { "source": "那你倒是快回来啊", "target": "你都要去上海了…" }, { "source": "岂止有毒,约出来再叫他老婆,让他老婆知道知道是不是美滋滋", "target": "已拉黑处置了,我给你看聊天记录" }, { "source": "进个健身房还要体侧嗦~", "target": "嗯," }, { "source": "美美美~还美滋滋", "target": "除了远之外,挺美的,有机会去玩啊~" }, { "source": "除了远之外,挺美的,有机会去玩啊~", "target": "嗯嗯嗯哪~" }, { "source": "我最讨厌辩论了,不知道意义在那儿", "target": "我觉得很锻炼口才啊。而且可以发散思维。" }, { "source": "呵呵说了什么啊?袁霄阳,丹丹和何宁都关注我了", "target": "为她加油喽!嘿嘿!" }, { "source": "为她加油喽!嘿嘿!", "target": "认识婕姐吗?" }, { "source": "我也喜欢她八年了,看梦声,又听到这首歌,很感动。从当初疯狂的喜欢,到现在默默的支持", "target": "嗯准备听着她的歌入睡了" }, { "source": "开心吗", "target": "让我开心开心" }, { "source": "用美食!!!!!", "target": "这个的确是可以。。。" }, { "source": "这个的确是可以。。。", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "嗯呐", "target": "要罐头才行" }, { "source": "要罐头才行", "target": "英短还是法短?" }, { "source": "英短还是法短?", "target": "英短啊" }, { "source": "英短啊", "target": "养到多肥了呀?" }, { "source": "养到多肥了呀?", "target": "哈哈哈,就是啊!" }, { "source": "金紫配色真好看", "target": "感觉应该很适合你诶~" }, { "source": "介绍个给我", "target": "你喜欢什么类型" }, { "source": "你喜欢什么类型", "target": "懂事有教养" }, { "source": "女神走哪里?", "target": "广州。" }, { "source": "考银行好考点", "target": "会计都没考…哎,惆怅。" }, { "source": "会计都没考…哎,惆怅。", "target": "考老师是要好耍点,银行比较累" }, { "source": "考老师是要好耍点,银行比较累", "target": "找工作怎么那么难啊!" }, { "source": "找工作怎么那么难啊!", "target": "你想想那么多毕业生,还有过年了马上一大推辞职的,工作不难,好工作难" }, { "source": "你想想那么多毕业生,还有过年了马上一大推辞职的,工作不难,好工作难", "target": "斗是啊,偏老地方我不想去,比如什么云阳啊,开县啊,奉节啊,石柱啊,我面试都没去。。。。这样的心态是不是不对啊师兄啊" }, { "source": "斗是啊,偏老地方我不想去,比如什么云阳啊,开县啊,奉节啊,石柱啊,我面试都没去。。。。这样的心态是不是不对啊师兄啊", "target": "当年我也没去,所以最后就在外边公司上班了" }, { "source": "当年我也没去,所以最后就在外边公司上班了", "target": "我在外面公司上班我都不知道自己能干啥,什么都不会…" }, { "source": "数学同不好的飘过", "target": "没辙没辙的!丧气死了" }, { "source": "珍珍和我笑得直捶床", "target": "在这没笑够还打电话来笑" }, { "source": "时间是检验真理的唯一标准", "target": "时间哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "非常珍贵的回忆感谢永远年轻的五月天哥哥们", "target": "哇哦,不容易啊" }, { "source": "几乎都放假回家了,粮哥放假了没?", "target": "刚放" }, { "source": "回去记得吃一碗燃面", "target": "你今年不回来啦" }, { "source": "表再瘦了,再瘦只有骨头了", "target": "对啊对啊,心疼" }, { "source": "对啊对啊,心疼", "target": "嗯嗯,一点都不知道照顾自己" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,一点都不知道照顾自己", "target": "对啊对啊" }, { "source": "太医给你开点去风寒的药", "target": "哈哈要的要的" }, { "source": "每天吃喝睡,这种比较开心。", "target": "那样的生活无味" }, { "source": "那样的生活无味", "target": "但是舒服。" }, { "source": "偷懒了一天", "target": "怎么能叫偷懒呢休息了一天" }, { "source": "杀了吃肉而已无可厚非", "target": "我希望你能让人也无可厚非一回" }, { "source": "哇哇哇这个发色!杨…智秀?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈的确是很像的发色但是发现太考验颜值了" }, { "source": "生日快乐爱你", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "第一次见这个炒饭,涨姿势啦", "target": "瞎琢磨的。" }, { "source": "占有欲这东西说不好,如果对方真的做的很好,女生也不会有那么强的占有欲,都是互相的", "target": "说得有道理," }, { "source": "运动减肥加油", "target": "没时间运动了我准备试别的办法一个月后看吧" }, { "source": "没时间运动了我准备试别的办法一个月后看吧", "target": "瑜伽室内就可以" }, { "source": "瑜伽室内就可以", "target": "我运动两个月无效。。。。因为锻炼过程中胃口会变好啊。。。。饥饿感来得更厉害了" }, { "source": "我运动两个月无效。。。。因为锻炼过程中胃口会变好啊。。。。饥饿感来得更厉害了", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "并且吸收变好更容易胖。。。。" }, { "source": "我只想说一个字,猪", "target": "你才是猪" }, { "source": "没人要的日子可能还长着呢", "target": "要不要这么扎心" }, { "source": "要不要这么扎心", "target": "还可以更扎心呢不是吗" }, { "source": "这个胸一百昏", "target": "自卑吗" }, { "source": "我觉得该联系的人还是在或者会联系", "target": "感觉自己不主动的话真的很多就散了" }, { "source": "明天晚上到兰州", "target": "下次你跟我说,我请你吃饭……(不是假客气)" }, { "source": "祝你幸福是假的。我希望你死", "target": "我喜欢" }, { "source": "真爱真爱", "target": "我回来啦,么么哒" }, { "source": "我回来啦,么么哒", "target": "我天天拍戏没停过等我空了约" }, { "source": "还收不收道童", "target": "有缘自会入道门的" }, { "source": "花瓶为嘛放在椅子上?", "target": "桌上摆了一堆书,就把它挪开了" }, { "source": "朋友结婚还是亲戚?", "target": "朋友啊怎么了?" }, { "source": "网恋吗猫借你吸", "target": "来来来," }, { "source": "用潮汕话可以解读无压力", "target": "好邪恶啊。。。" }, { "source": "你准备在德阳待好久?", "target": "下午就回。现在浑身精痛" }, { "source": "下午就回。现在浑身精痛", "target": "我以为你不回来了的" }, { "source": "我以为你不回来了的", "target": "哪能。。" }, { "source": "哪能。。", "target": "驾照才是大事情哇" }, { "source": "驾照才是大事情哇", "target": "这次补考不过就不要了。" }, { "source": "回来上班", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "热评第一是条狗,终生没有女朋友。", "target": "让你感受一下团结就是力量" }, { "source": "明天就周末了!", "target": "是啊,真高兴" }, { "source": "我想二刷建军大业", "target": "我还没看,听说挺好的,这两天去看看" }, { "source": "嚯这姑娘!", "target": "评价一下" }, { "source": "评价一下", "target": "人美胸大高" }, { "source": "人美胸大高", "target": "风格不一样啦她其实也就一米俩几" }, { "source": "才在吃饭,一个人的生活就是没规律,哎!", "target": "我也才吃完今天休息和朋友在聚会" }, { "source": "我也才吃完今天休息和朋友在聚会", "target": "有没有漂亮的90后小姑娘呢?" }, { "source": "吻我以痛,报之以歌。真正的强大是懂得将心酸的苦闷化为清浅的笑谈。不是我们一开始便学会调侃,而且他的格局让我们觉得应该多朝着阳光。用人话说就是:饭随爱豆,自豪不!", "target": "想哭" }, { "source": "奶爸潜质", "target": "哈哈哈哈超级可爱,超级乖,上次见面还不会说话,今天可能说啦~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈超级可爱,超级乖,上次见面还不会说话,今天可能说啦~", "target": "小男孩都不放过,小女孩那还得了" }, { "source": "快去吃翔吧", "target": "信阳土豪说的" }, { "source": "信阳土豪说的", "target": "哈哈!刚从大农专回来。买了板栗,丸子" }, { "source": "哈哈!刚从大农专回来。买了板栗,丸子", "target": "路上小心被人拉去先*后杀" }, { "source": "想起了被人流支撑的恐惧", "target": "我们是线上,他们线下,想想春运,旅游" }, { "source": "我们是线上,他们线下,想想春运,旅游", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "跨一步是成长的新篇,回头看是青春的足迹。想一个稚气的问题,梦一个惊异的天地,但你永远是你,我们万分喜欢的李兰迪!", "target": "捞捞捞!!!" }, { "source": "明天依旧要早起的人实在是无语凝咽了", "target": "我在犹豫明天要不要请假。。。。。" }, { "source": "我在犹豫明天要不要请假。。。。。", "target": "你们都睡吧,我一个人去上班,帮你们上了" }, { "source": "爱情有的,面包也会有的。还有一句话叫啥来着,好饭不怕晚!", "target": "期待你的饭饭早点来,你说会是啥口味的啊" }, { "source": "期待你的饭饭早点来,你说会是啥口味的啊", "target": "别烫嘴就行,嘿嘿,温乎乎的饭最好下咽了" }, { "source": "别烫嘴就行,嘿嘿,温乎乎的饭最好下咽了", "target": "小样的,喜欢暖心又暖胃的啊,。" }, { "source": "你们都赶快当吧然后一起去探班", "target": "小编不理我" }, { "source": "小编不理我", "target": "早就应该行动,不过黑好像就一个团长,别着急肯定有机会" }, { "source": "刚看完芈月传的预告,就已经让我哭的不能自已,明天看正片怎么办", "target": "明天也只有哭得不能自已了" }, { "source": "点点滴滴都是回忆", "target": "猝不及防怀旧一下" }, { "source": "游携鹿,还市耀寄几走", "target": "狮凶拟友读锕……" }, { "source": "我想问:我有一个喜欢了三年的男生,可他不喜欢我,高中毕业后上了军校,虽然能用手机的机会很少,但却会跟我打电话,聊天,我想问是不是因为军校没女生,无聊才找我,因为他知道找我我肯定会秒回", "target": "你说的不对,军校有女孩,不过不喜欢彼此不要勉强" }, { "source": "如何", "target": "所以还是跟我在一起吧~" }, { "source": "所以还是跟我在一起吧~", "target": "你起码来看看我" }, { "source": "你起码来看看我", "target": "起码来看看你啊~这个简单!!!看完之后呢?" }, { "source": "起码来看看你啊~这个简单!!!看完之后呢?", "target": "来看再说" }, { "source": "吼明天到", "target": "太好啦!后天约?" }, { "source": "太好啦!后天约?", "target": "正在感慨全身疼" }, { "source": "正在感慨全身疼", "target": "正好!我明天要约球,搞完后肯定全身痛,正好也按按" }, { "source": "欲渡无舟楫", "target": "相约断桥残雪" }, { "source": "相约断桥残雪", "target": "悠游山水之间" }, { "source": "悠游山水之间", "target": "邀请来海一游" }, { "source": "血么你每个月都有那么几天要淌呢嘛!淌了那么多年了啊!还不习惯!?", "target": "你太会聊天了...是拔针时候淌呢么么血!" }, { "source": "你太会聊天了...是拔针时候淌呢么么血!", "target": "买你又咋个拉?!" }, { "source": "求吃", "target": "来我家吧" }, { "source": "看着他们吃,感觉好酸,满嘴都是口水", "target": "我看着都牙酸" }, { "source": "生日快乐来晚了", "target": "是挺晚,,,,谢了啊" }, { "source": "谢谢大家了啊,不接受任何关于我调色、节奏切镜的意见,有意见也憋说出来!", "target": "哈哈哈,木有意见很棒" }, { "source": "她挺好沟通的,跟我也很聊得来。但是很多人提到问题出在自己身上,要改变自己就不乐意了,总是有很多理由,我只能尽力而为吧。", "target": "你跟任何人都聊的来吧!要是我身边有你这样的知己好朋友在就好了,这会大大提升我的幸福感。" }, { "source": "你跟任何人都聊的来吧!要是我身边有你这样的知己好朋友在就好了,这会大大提升我的幸福感。", "target": "距离不是问题啊,我们随时可以聊聊人生,聊聊理想" }, { "source": "哎呀,好丰盛的晚餐", "target": "好好吃我给你老汉看你回的他说哎呀你发吃的她肯定想吃得很〜" }, { "source": "好好吃我给你老汉看你回的他说哎呀你发吃的她肯定想吃得很〜", "target": "就是就是。你们好好耍撒" }, { "source": "就是就是。你们好好耍撒", "target": "一定会的〜下次和我们一起来吧" }, { "source": "一定会的〜下次和我们一起来吧", "target": "下次都不晓得好久才行了。。你们好久回重庆嘛" }, { "source": "下次都不晓得好久才行了。。你们好久回重庆嘛", "target": "11号晚上" }, { "source": "11号晚上", "target": "回来了一起吃饭" }, { "source": "宝希望你身体快点好", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈扫雷第一人寒假不出来玩下?", "target": "到时候求组织~!" }, { "source": "到时候求组织~!", "target": "交给你们了坐等你们通知" }, { "source": "兰兰:你是我最喜爱的歌星,每天都听你的歌。不要怕,你还年轻,有大好的未来。", "target": "我也是。" }, { "source": "摩羯不需要太多的浪漫,她需要的是贴心和踏实,给她多点安全感,她会很信赖你,我就是摩羯女,这就是我的想法!", "target": "好!我特别感谢你的建议,成了回来再感谢" }, { "source": "你回来了?", "target": "回来三天,明天晚上又要出去了。" }, { "source": "回来三天,明天晚上又要出去了。", "target": "要去哪里啊?" }, { "source": "要去哪里啊?", "target": "还是北京啊。。。" }, { "source": "还是北京啊。。。", "target": "早点回来" }, { "source": "牛肉粒吃到饱", "target": "两份小料管饱" }, { "source": "快递一半好么", "target": "发地址到时候就吃水果干吧" }, { "source": "今晚好帅!我还看了直播!", "target": "我也!!打招呼的时候我滴心脏扑通扑通" }, { "source": "我家里边是分两桌,因为一桌太挤坐不下,男的坐一起女的和小孩坐一起,因为男的要喝酒男女聊的话题也不一样,更自在没那么拘束", "target": "我家也坐不下俩桌,所以大人一桌小孩一桌。" }, { "source": "你黑娘娘", "target": "你想谋反?" }, { "source": "每个人都有素质之区分,这跟什么地区有关系吗?只有我一个人听出来了歧视外地人?北京人和任何地区的人都有没素质的,别太偏激大兄弟", "target": "就是地域黑,博主喜欢发这样的" }, { "source": "你家是哈尔滨的吗?打算毕业去哪?", "target": "学姐也是北京的,哈哈" }, { "source": "可攻可受,霸气又可爱的我薇笔芯!!", "target": "你完了" }, { "source": "你完了", "target": "谁完了" }, { "source": "看见哪个神仙呢?", "target": "别人见着了" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜", "target": "发现好难看~~" }, { "source": "发现好难看~~", "target": "习惯就好" }, { "source": "怎么小米了", "target": "用小米就不是仙女了??" }, { "source": "用小米就不是仙女了??", "target": "没事我用魅族" }, { "source": "没事我用魅族", "target": "啊哈哈哈被偷了?" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈被偷了?", "target": "嗯。。。" }, { "source": "耿直", "target": "你很懂的样子。。。可是我觉得这话说的很傻,很可爱" }, { "source": "你很懂的样子。。。可是我觉得这话说的很傻,很可爱", "target": "不懂" }, { "source": "什么时候回学校啊", "target": "25" }, { "source": "25", "target": "快走了你。。。" }, { "source": "快走了你。。。", "target": "你在哪?" }, { "source": "你肯定有过这样的时候爱过了付出了结束了就做不到再爱下一个了但时间久了又觉得好像也太孤单也想再找个人陪当遇到了又会想如果这个人是当初的他就好了可惜都已经走远了错过不是错了而是过了明天都还要继续愿你能遇到下一个值得你去珍惜的人", "target": "你陪着我的时候,我从没羡慕过任何人。" }, { "source": "徐州呆5年居然不知道大润发在哪里", "target": "离你们泉山校区很近,北京路上" }, { "source": "离你们泉山校区很近,北京路上", "target": "回头找找谢谢" }, { "source": "回头找找谢谢", "target": "我当时是某个傍晚随便走着摸索到的那个地方" }, { "source": "容易堆积脂肪的体质", "target": "你也是吗" }, { "source": "我是乱来的", "target": "我写剩一行" }, { "source": "我写剩一行", "target": "犀利,我能吹上八百就不错了" }, { "source": "犀利,我能吹上八百就不错了", "target": "但我地班主任话最好900,这样试卷看起来美观" }, { "source": "但我地班主任话最好900,这样试卷看起来美观", "target": "哦,我写到紧张了" }, { "source": "哦,我写到紧张了", "target": "这应该是考前无调整好心态,不过我地班有个人同我讲她作文只剩下40分钟,刚好800字" }, { "source": "这应该是考前无调整好心态,不过我地班有个人同我讲她作文只剩下40分钟,刚好800字", "target": "60分钟不解释" }, { "source": "60分钟不解释", "target": "60分钟有么好紧张喔,好快的速度" }, { "source": "60分钟有么好紧张喔,好快的速度", "target": "乱做的" }, { "source": "乱做的", "target": "通常乱做也不错,信第一感觉" }, { "source": "通常乱做也不错,信第一感觉", "target": "是么" }, { "source": "手指很好看了", "target": "不敢当!" }, { "source": "东南在厦门也回不去啊!!!", "target": "没事,请假来" }, { "source": "没事,请假来", "target": "回福建看3天至少要走5天!心塞心塞" }, { "source": "回福建看3天至少要走5天!心塞心塞", "target": "是啊,上次我去徐州,也是差不多五天" }, { "source": "是啊,上次我去徐州,也是差不多五天", "target": "重点在搞不到假条" }, { "source": "你在哪实习了?", "target": "东莞市中医院" }, { "source": "早安~", "target": "娃儿早七夕愉快哇" }, { "source": "娃儿早七夕愉快哇", "target": "节日快乐~" }, { "source": "节日快乐~", "target": "有没有每天去看你儿媳妇呀" }, { "source": "打雪仗", "target": "你怎么知道的" }, { "source": "你给他说:大妈我是哑巴", "target": "我应该点头摇头,装作我是哑巴的样子" }, { "source": "我应该点头摇头,装作我是哑巴的样子", "target": "不你就直接说是哑巴让他知道你不想理他" }, { "source": "那就聊天聊到天亮", "target": "哈哈...毛人家捞涯聊天.三光半夜的" }, { "source": "哈哈...毛人家捞涯聊天.三光半夜的", "target": "自己找去,那个…小…" }, { "source": "你那鞋子哪里买的?我要一双送给我太太", "target": "把这双卖给你吧" }, { "source": "把这双卖给你吧", "target": "我要粉色的。你在哪买的?帮帮我呀" }, { "source": "我要粉色的。你在哪买的?帮帮我呀", "target": "没有粉色的" }, { "source": "没有粉色的", "target": "有什么颜色的呀?" }, { "source": "姐,能问问你身高不", "target": "158" }, { "source": "158", "target": "哦哦" }, { "source": "去哪儿潇洒啊", "target": "家里蹲~" }, { "source": "家里蹲~", "target": "蹲坑啊" }, { "source": "蹲坑啊", "target": "想象力好丰富~" }, { "source": "想象力好丰富~", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "壕又有了新目标了", "target": "我都快穷成渣了" }, { "source": "我都快穷成渣了", "target": "我才不信呢" }, { "source": "难不难,想想倒钩苏坚强", "target": "苦不苦,瞅瞅点球胡队长。。。" }, { "source": "苦不苦,瞅瞅点球胡队长。。。", "target": "横批——苦难伉俪" }, { "source": "有关晓彤是真的受不了", "target": "除了她都可以接受" }, { "source": "我怎么不知道我家小区里有这么帅的小哥哥", "target": "你是?" }, { "source": "又去欧商了?", "target": "是的啊,下午去的。" }, { "source": "是的啊,下午去的。", "target": "逛街次数超过我了" }, { "source": "逛街次数超过我了", "target": "哈哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "啊馨捧起自己手里的火鸡面留下了泪水", "target": "啊馨总是吃夜宵会长胖的" }, { "source": "脸盆赢了", "target": "哈哈~" }, { "source": "亲爱哒~五一又不知道干嘛了~", "target": "三天假真不知道能干嘛" }, { "source": "脚有脖子的???", "target": "是啊,肯定有啊" }, { "source": "现在晚上不在实验室我都睡不着觉", "target": "麦麦你咋还没毕业。。" }, { "source": "麦麦你咋还没毕业。。", "target": "毕不了业了" }, { "source": "毕不了业了", "target": "你难道也是三年毕业?" }, { "source": "喜欢杰哥就对了,杰哥真的值得我们爱。", "target": "值得我们永远去爱!" }, { "source": "一个人的旅行", "target": "注定孤独" }, { "source": "睡得晚呀", "target": "这才几点,就睡的晚?" }, { "source": "这才几点,就睡的晚?", "target": "你在国内?" }, { "source": "你在国内?", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "对的", "target": "哦,难怪呢" }, { "source": "周末愉快~~这里天气不错,如果天气好就值得出去游玩一下哦!", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "有女朋友的怎么办", "target": "女朋友叫你干啥你就干啥就对了。" }, { "source": "快,一起加入学霸的行列吧", "target": "等我观摩观摩!" }, { "source": "等我观摩观摩!", "target": "哈哈,等待你的加入" }, { "source": "你看看你以前,再看看现在。。哎", "target": "怎么办啊!!我不甘心" }, { "source": "就是单身狗", "target": "瞎说什么大实话?!还让不让狗活了" }, { "source": "姿势各异的少女", "target": "难以想像为何女的这么兴奋" }, { "source": "孩子…坚持就是胜利", "target": "没得坚持了!" }, { "source": "没得坚持了!", "target": "咋啦…一点馀地都没有?" }, { "source": "你是新号,回复不具有参考意义", "target": "随便你说,我发我的,你看你的,爱信不信!" }, { "source": "最自然的!!!你呢!!!", "target": "第四。。" }, { "source": "第四。。", "target": "你咋这么邪恶哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "生日快乐!加油", "target": "谢谢咯,么么哒。" }, { "source": "中学生都知道用辣条泡妞了啊", "target": "我们也准备一箱辣条,估计可以泡很多学弟学妹们" }, { "source": "绝交了", "target": "舍得吗" }, { "source": "风走了,也带走了我的思念", "target": "又思念是好事" }, { "source": "XZS更新了大伙感觉卡吗?", "target": "不卡,感觉续航差了点" }, { "source": "喝多了吧!一个个好酒量啊!", "target": "恰到好处!" }, { "source": "七年前啊", "target": "是啊,好久了" }, { "source": "被秃头感动了", "target": "为啥……" }, { "source": "你这是小蛮腰吧", "target": "我能说每天吃了睡睡了吃,自己长出来的" }, { "source": "我能说每天吃了睡睡了吃,自己长出来的", "target": "我有几个字跟你说,羡慕嫉妒恨" }, { "source": "好身材!", "target": "好眼力!" }, { "source": "吃饭了吗", "target": "还没,好饿" }, { "source": "还没,好饿", "target": "早说啊,来我请你。。看看有什么好吃的你自己去吃" }, { "source": "早说啊,来我请你。。看看有什么好吃的你自己去吃", "target": "给我打钱" }, { "source": "爱油,动作迅猛呀!恭喜恭喜,百年好合,幸福长远呐", "target": "嘿嘿,谢谢牛奶姐,新年好" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,谢谢牛奶姐,新年好", "target": "新年好新年好,早生贵子!" }, { "source": "要不下一站悉尼", "target": "来!!我家随你住" }, { "source": "来!!我家随你住", "target": "还有狗粮吃" }, { "source": "还有狗粮吃", "target": "凑合吃点猫粮" }, { "source": "男朋友有时候看见消息不回是怎么肥四?好气哎", "target": "分了吧不爱你" }, { "source": "分了吧不爱你", "target": "不要劝分啊" }, { "source": "韩国的炸酱面好吃吗", "target": "我感觉这个挺难说的……有些人觉得很合胃口(比如我),也有人觉得巨难吃" }, { "source": "期待明天见!!", "target": "替我也好好看" }, { "source": "我走了", "target": "我只想呵呵。" }, { "source": "我只想呵呵。", "target": "等我宝贝" }, { "source": "你可可以表回复这么无聊的东西", "target": "表抱怨撒..." }, { "source": "不是所有的女人都不保守的。", "target": "回复错人了吧我没说女的不保守啊是那直男癌说的" }, { "source": "老爷子也是混口饭吃。都是苦日子过来的,想想也不必较真了,难得糊涂!", "target": "混饭的太多了" }, { "source": "新鲜无花果", "target": "你真是从流飘荡自由东西啊" }, { "source": "我22岁也在戴着牙套。", "target": "哎呀,都是这个年纪才想来变美" }, { "source": "真是世界无处不冒牌~~~~", "target": "你管!" }, { "source": "你管!", "target": "我就是陈述一下这件事~~" }, { "source": "我就是陈述一下这件事~~", "target": "你又不是打假的" }, { "source": "你又不是打假的", "target": "怎样~你想冒谁~" }, { "source": "怎样~你想冒谁~", "target": "不告诉你!" }, { "source": "不告诉你!", "target": "烦银!!!!" }, { "source": "南宁哪家烤肉好吃求推荐", "target": "嘻游记!" }, { "source": "常听他们说起你,久闻大名", "target": ",说我啥了都不要在意,你记住我是个安静的美少女就好" }, { "source": ",说我啥了都不要在意,你记住我是个安静的美少女就好", "target": "没说啥啊。夸你的。" }, { "source": "你俩说话注意点,主角在这里", "target": "猪脚你想说点什么?请你发言" }, { "source": "猪脚你想说点什么?请你发言", "target": "无话可说" }, { "source": "无话可说", "target": "没得话说那就快睡瞌睡" }, { "source": "继续继续,我到家啦都", "target": "嗯。累晕了。哈哈" }, { "source": "嗯。累晕了。哈哈", "target": "我那件白色的衣服有坏的地方,我要找他换" }, { "source": "我那件白色的衣服有坏的地方,我要找他换", "target": "额。。我都还没看呢。哈哈。我看看我的。咱去换呗。哈哈。再看看有好看的么" }, { "source": "额。。我都还没看呢。哈哈。我看看我的。咱去换呗。哈哈。再看看有好看的么", "target": "好的,嘿嘿,白色的真不好,上面有黑的" }, { "source": "好的,嘿嘿,白色的真不好,上面有黑的", "target": "黑的?什么东西" }, { "source": "给个准点,钱都捂发霉了", "target": "我也想要个准点" }, { "source": "正常情况,陌生号码,我都不接", "target": "公司人事打了我的私人号码,上面没保存,吓死我了!" }, { "source": "公司人事打了我的私人号码,上面没保存,吓死我了!", "target": "不怕不怕哈!骗子是太可恶了" }, { "source": "大半夜的不睡觉???", "target": "你起的够早呀,大哥" }, { "source": "你起的够早呀,大哥", "target": "夜里醒了!!" }, { "source": "夜里醒了!!", "target": "看来心里有事阿" }, { "source": "哈哈,你真有双观察生活犀利的眼,这都被你看到了", "target": "就眼吧前儿~~~我说你丫还回不回北京了?当武汉女婿了?" }, { "source": "就眼吧前儿~~~我说你丫还回不回北京了?当武汉女婿了?", "target": "晕,你没注意我认证都改了吗?" }, { "source": "晕,你没注意我认证都改了吗?", "target": "回来了?" }, { "source": "为什么后来突然又睡着了", "target": "旅行过程中太累啦" }, { "source": "旅行过程中太累啦", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈太可爱" }, { "source": "太好看啦,想知道那些人物的素材是杂志还是打印的呀", "target": "打印的" }, { "source": "我们聊了多久了", "target": "快一年了" }, { "source": "快一年了", "target": "你没有睡醒吧" }, { "source": "去哪里瑜伽了哈", "target": "世纪大道" }, { "source": "世纪大道", "target": "奥,不错啊,我也想去" }, { "source": "画质可怕", "target": "有我就满足了。不挑" }, { "source": "你腿怎么啦?", "target": "发炎" }, { "source": "蚊子飞!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "在听儿童合唱的虫儿飞" }, { "source": "在听儿童合唱的虫儿飞", "target": "在被飞舞的蚊子咬" }, { "source": "在被飞舞的蚊子咬", "target": "我们这还好没有或许有一俩个!" }, { "source": "白色套装厚么", "target": "不厚面料特别舒服" }, { "source": "换装备啦?", "target": "升级了" }, { "source": "升级了", "target": "鸟枪换炮!" }, { "source": "不要P图。P的好难看好假。原来的你就很漂亮", "target": "没有p" }, { "source": "我今天也吃很饱", "target": "不怕,吃饱饱才好。" }, { "source": "到大城市的人啊", "target": "你不也一样嘛" }, { "source": "想开点万一是裤子减肥了呢?你可能完全没变呀", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我的裤子成精了???" }, { "source": "我的也用了六年了,我打算用一辈子", "target": "当初我也曾那么想移动伤我太深我无法再爱了" }, { "source": "当初我也曾那么想移动伤我太深我无法再爱了", "target": "福州伤我太深移动虽然不好,但这个号码是要一直跟随我的" }, { "source": "有几鬼", "target": "六十块一张。。。" }, { "source": "六十块一张。。。", "target": "高富帅" }, { "source": "高富帅", "target": "谢谢,第一次担得起这称号" }, { "source": "谢谢,第一次担得起这称号", "target": "怎么想不开要买更贵的纸,他有什么特殊之处" }, { "source": "我的一个道姑朋友以冬唱的保证听完回来赞我", "target": "好像和之前的一首古风歌很像" }, { "source": "天呐,瘦成一道闪电了,下巴尖得。。。", "target": "身上不瘦啊" }, { "source": "哇好早啊", "target": "一般吧" }, { "source": "不仅仅是追逐着的——迷茫,还是一名很优秀的佳师", "target": "梯子呢?" }, { "source": "梯子呢?", "target": "没了,烧火了" }, { "source": "没了,烧火了", "target": "友中午愉快" }, { "source": "这烤香肠怎么长在植物上", "target": "生物本来都是软体组织进化的" }, { "source": "喜欢你演的七七", "target": "好美" }, { "source": "还不忘关上门。", "target": "哈哈,到最后死活不敢用力气往上翻" }, { "source": "师姐一如既往的霸气啊", "target": "我演寨主够霸气么" }, { "source": "祝贺", "target": "谢了,你也加油" }, { "source": "谢了,你也加油", "target": "因为很多事情.我貌似不能继续学了" }, { "source": "因为很多事情.我貌似不能继续学了", "target": "这样子啊,那可惜了" }, { "source": "这样子啊,那可惜了", "target": "唉~" }, { "source": "快睡了", "target": "感觉有点过敏了,全身发痒" }, { "source": "不辩证,美好的人生真美好,不美好的人生亦不美好", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你现在这是在哪儿啊?", "target": "在上海吖" }, { "source": "在上海吖", "target": "是啊??爷爷在那儿么?" }, { "source": "家族直招经纪合作。有兴趣么?", "target": "什么平台" }, { "source": "什么平台", "target": "逗趣" }, { "source": "逗趣", "target": "逗趣已经有了哈,我忘记发了" }, { "source": "现在都冬季了好吗", "target": "我觉得下雪穿上大棉袄羽绒服才算是" }, { "source": "有趣的灵魂嫌我太俗", "target": "哈哈,何为有趣的灵魂。" }, { "source": "真羡慕能约会的人", "target": "心疼" }, { "source": "你在福星城?", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "等着跟你一起看,等你忙完了就有时间看了。今天可以好好吃一顿,然后就不那么想了。我大明星,我彩蝶。加油", "target": "能看到你身体棒棒哒回来也很开心!北京我看8号10号诶嘿" }, { "source": "就嫌弃闺女是我的,我爱嫌弃就嫌弃只能我嫌弃咋滴", "target": "姨,开心最重要。" }, { "source": "姨,开心最重要。", "target": "开心啊谁说不开心了" }, { "source": "开心啊谁说不开心了", "target": "开心,后天快去快去,抛弃一切杂念" }, { "source": "开心,后天快去快去,抛弃一切杂念", "target": "等你拉仇恨" }, { "source": "你说话越来越有味道了", "target": "然后你就越来越爱我了?" }, { "source": "说不认识中岛美嘉的,不回去反省下自己孤陋寡闻,还出来秀?", "target": "为什么要认识?认识是很值得骄傲的事情?" }, { "source": "为什么要认识?认识是很值得骄傲的事情?", "target": "反正比不认识还来秀要骄傲" }, { "source": "反正比不认识还来秀要骄傲", "target": "蜜汁优越感" }, { "source": "她结婚啦??", "target": "嗯,是啊" }, { "source": "嗯,是啊", "target": "够速度" }, { "source": "你爸太有才了", "target": "他说他指的主食就是米饭和馒头!" }, { "source": "他说他指的主食就是米饭和馒头!", "target": "太可爱了" }, { "source": "是不是南美所有的国家转机都不需要签证?谢谢!", "target": "南美那么多国家很难一概而论,具体去哪个看哪个" }, { "source": "南美那么多国家很难一概而论,具体去哪个看哪个", "target": "就秘鲁转机需要入境吗?还是像莫斯科那样有国际转机区?" }, { "source": "口下留情啊施主", "target": "已经吃完了善哉善哉" }, { "source": "奈何情深", "target": "答错了" }, { "source": "答错了", "target": "哪错了" }, { "source": "哪错了", "target": "想错了" }, { "source": "我说的你第一次出去吃饭的妹子", "target": "就是她" }, { "source": "就是她", "target": "你不要骗我,感觉都不是一个人" }, { "source": "你不要骗我,感觉都不是一个人", "target": "就那天校门口跟我一起的,是一个人。" }, { "source": "就那天校门口跟我一起的,是一个人。", "target": "好吧不像" }, { "source": "我这样不正经的人,正经起来太吓人", "target": "哈哈,很是吓人" }, { "source": "哈哈,很是吓人", "target": "我都吓到自己了" }, { "source": "花钱是件很让人愉快的事啊,我也想……", "target": "我这辈子第一次花钱不用考虑" }, { "source": "这辈子不想去光谷…", "target": "在那分手的?" }, { "source": "夏芝朵…欢迎你…", "target": "在哪条路" }, { "source": "回到天院再去听听,英语村没有网络", "target": "去英语村了?" }, { "source": "去英语村了?", "target": "是的哦,一周了,你都不关心我" }, { "source": "是的哦,一周了,你都不关心我", "target": "不好意思哦…过的怎么样" }, { "source": "晚安,微笑迎接明天", "target": "笑起来哦,晚安" }, { "source": "昨天那期剪辑对他很友好了镜头多又把他剪的很讨喜他今天早上来这一出过河拆桥", "target": "最后的大秀他贯穿全部,其他人都是捧他,而且也只有他,煽情了怎么怎么后态努力,这个节目,捧他的心,显而易见了" }, { "source": "我每次去都没看见你", "target": "你现在在哪家公司?" }, { "source": "你现在在哪家公司?", "target": "之前跟你说过皇宫啊" }, { "source": "你又梦见我了吗?", "target": "什么叫又啊!并没有啊" }, { "source": "美美哒!需要业馀非专业的“摄影师”吗?", "target": "哈哈哈哪有那么高要求" }, { "source": "手抖", "target": "没那么专业啦!!" }, { "source": "没那么专业啦!!", "target": "帮你拍" }, { "source": "帮你拍", "target": "好!!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "好!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "过年几天等你约" }, { "source": "有个极品在,哪能不欢乐", "target": "你是在取笑我么!!!!" }, { "source": "微单好还是单反好啊?微单哪一款适合学生党哪", "target": "单反更专业,微单轻便。各有各的好。我是买的微单,男票是单反" }, { "source": "听讲你的事了加油坚强点", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "妈妈,你要把我推向全世界吗", "target": "炮阿炮,我喜欢泡" }, { "source": "炮阿炮,我喜欢泡", "target": "炮什么啊炮,明元宵节了,买元宵了吗,元宵节愉快" }, { "source": "好赞这个需要垫烤焙纸的是吗?垫了纸还能出毛巾底吗?请教啦", "target": "我用的是硅胶垫" }, { "source": "因为小时候很梦想有自己的高跟鞋,所以现在努力工作,买了一柜子的高跟鞋…", "target": "老了" }, { "source": "不得不点个赞", "target": "老子大一逃的课比你上的课都多" }, { "source": "老子大一逃的课比你上的课都多", "target": "老子大一逃的课也比你上的课都多" }, { "source": "辛苦了,哥已经洗干净等你了", "target": "真洗干净了吗?还有菜叶子呢" }, { "source": "我们这儿旋转木马万圣节不开的", "target": "气死了上去拍照不开灯" }, { "source": "现在很是打脑阔", "target": "为何昨晚要找我耍游戏" }, { "source": "为何昨晚要找我耍游戏", "target": "宣你" }, { "source": "宣你", "target": "你挨的是昨晚该那我安排到宋老师那桌去" }, { "source": "在哪里绍兴等我", "target": "风里雨里绍兴等你" }, { "source": "风里雨里绍兴等你", "target": "最好你来接我" }, { "source": "你咋起得来上班喔", "target": "我都到工地了" }, { "source": "感觉迪士尼的动画是不错的听力材料", "target": "纯属娱乐" }, { "source": "有头屑", "target": "送你上去哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你的酒吧来了多久了", "target": "一个多月" }, { "source": "一个多月", "target": "你是兑下来的吧" }, { "source": "你是兑下来的吧", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "羽博是什么?", "target": "冲电宝。" }, { "source": "新天愉快", "target": "祝您快乐!" }, { "source": "希望王牌录制的时候打光再亮点,流程安排再合理点,加油", "target": "灯光感觉现在可以了!就剪辑还需努力" }, { "source": "别害羞,从14年我就默默“等着”你们结婚,现在终于要成了,我莫名感觉很开心", "target": "这样就两年了" }, { "source": "吃肥了好", "target": "已经很肥了" }, { "source": "已经很肥了", "target": "没事,不到150不够" }, { "source": "没事,不到150不够", "target": "要是150我可以去跳楼了" }, { "source": "要是150我可以去跳楼了", "target": "我可不劝的啊,到时记得叫我看戏" }, { "source": "我可不劝的啊,到时记得叫我看戏", "target": "围观者死" }, { "source": "围观者死", "target": "你舍得?" }, { "source": "你舍得?", "target": "舍得舍得,有舍必有得" }, { "source": "舍得舍得,有舍必有得", "target": "你舍得我还不要呢。留下来看着你长胖多好啊。" }, { "source": "我们学校的大帅哥", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "我们是好孩子,不早退,", "target": "我们都是好学生要逃只逃第二节课" }, { "source": "我们都是好学生要逃只逃第二节课", "target": ",,,有贼心,没贼胆啊," }, { "source": ",,,有贼心,没贼胆啊,", "target": "借你哈哈" }, { "source": "借你哈哈", "target": "只是感觉逃了也没什么意思," }, { "source": "只是感觉逃了也没什么意思,", "target": "就算嘛" }, { "source": "你激萌呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~什么被我带坏了!", "target": "看多了你的偶尔我也想卖个萌" }, { "source": "我刚转了一个号去千岛摸宠物啊", "target": "难受" }, { "source": "聪聪……我们送装的这个才是第一台,顶我上去!", "target": "这样做,很好。" }, { "source": "手机壳嫌弃", "target": "你这种老爷们儿怎么会懂少女心" }, { "source": "你这种老爷们儿怎么会懂少女心", "target": "老爷们心好嘛你那是" }, { "source": "老爷们心好嘛你那是", "target": "少女心好吗小心我告你诽谤" }, { "source": "少女心好吗小心我告你诽谤", "target": "明明是汉子就不要再挣扎了" }, { "source": "你去做卧蚕了啊", "target": "需要做?" }, { "source": "需要做?", "target": "我就是不知道你是自带的还是去做的" }, { "source": "我就是不知道你是自带的还是去做的", "target": "额不知道这个东西还需要做" }, { "source": "啥时候回校", "target": "再过一个星期" }, { "source": "再过一个星期", "target": "哟,跟我差不多呢!每天在家干嘛" }, { "source": "我可爱的宝宝", "target": "爱你呦" }, { "source": "谈个恋爱", "target": "直接进入正题" }, { "source": "切切,明明很多人祝福你了噻,我当年就只有俩,,切切切", "target": "你这是在对你当年耿耿于怀还是咋地?话说当年是哪一年?唉,宿舍里都没有人…伤感…" }, { "source": "你这是在对你当年耿耿于怀还是咋地?话说当年是哪一年?唉,宿舍里都没有人…伤感…", "target": "就是今年呗。。别嘛。。我最近比你伤感。。" }, { "source": "就是今年呗。。别嘛。。我最近比你伤感。。", "target": "其实各种伤感了…" }, { "source": "夫妻相", "target": "还是同桌会说话!" }, { "source": "我的第一部荣耀是4X到现在都没坏", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "厉害了", "target": "还不卡,就是内存太小了" }, { "source": "亲,,票还在吗??", "target": "还有一张。。。" }, { "source": "还有一张。。。", "target": "还有吗" }, { "source": "还有吗", "target": "还有一张。。。" }, { "source": "还有一张。。。", "target": "还有吗" }, { "source": "还有吗", "target": "没了哎。。。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,半年前看了,很喜欢,过去与未来,不过蝴蝶2就不好看了……3也是,不过3的结局不是结局,有很多隐藏的话", "target": "我也看到网上很多人说2不好看,被你说得好想看3啊" }, { "source": "我也看到网上很多人说2不好看,被你说得好想看3啊", "target": "不过建议还是把2看了吧,这样方便你推理3的真实结局" }, { "source": "不过建议还是把2看了吧,这样方便你推理3的真实结局", "target": "会看的,不过想把1再看一遍,前面忽略了很多细节" }, { "source": "会看的,不过想把1再看一遍,前面忽略了很多细节", "target": "我也是看了之后重新看了一遍,有很多感触……" }, { "source": "我也是看了之后重新看了一遍,有很多感触……", "target": "我在想,我应该先看影评再看呢还是看完第二遍再看影评好?" }, { "source": "我在想,我应该先看影评再看呢还是看完第二遍再看影评好?", "target": "不要看影评先" }, { "source": "不要看影评先", "target": "好吧,还有没有什么特别喜欢的电影推荐一下。" }, { "source": "冷静啊,别往心里去", "target": "今天都哭一场了。" }, { "source": "今天都哭一场了。", "target": "还真往心里去啊你" }, { "source": "在减肥吗?", "target": "没有正常晚饭后运动" }, { "source": "没有正常晚饭后运动", "target": "好吧,好健康" }, { "source": "新家,在哪里?", "target": "就新牌坊那边呀,原来跟你说过也。装修快完了" }, { "source": "买秘密", "target": "年后买…现在快递不给送了吧" }, { "source": "年后买…现在快递不给送了吧", "target": "不知道哦,年后稳准一些" }, { "source": "不知道哦,年后稳准一些", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "衣服在那卖滴", "target": "你能穿?" }, { "source": "我能上热评我直播吞电脑", "target": "你有电脑吗" }, { "source": "寂寞难耐?", "target": "你试下早上6点起床,去踩单车,然后中午我不信你不累" }, { "source": "你试下早上6点起床,去踩单车,然后中午我不信你不累", "target": "嘿嘿嘿嘿。开玩笑么,傻孩子,没你那么有活力~老了" }, { "source": "你最近怎么了??", "target": "最近?" }, { "source": "这条路名字好赞我也想定位在奔驰路", "target": "……那你上次去张帆家怎么不定为" }, { "source": "……那你上次去张帆家怎么不定为", "target": "我不知道他家是奔驰路啊而且她一回家都定位在西环城路" }, { "source": "我不知道他家是奔驰路啊而且她一回家都定位在西环城路", "target": "我有时候在红领巾路" }, { "source": "一定去参加你们的婚礼", "target": "真的啊" }, { "source": "真的啊", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "我不要春,我还想要大雪哈哈", "target": "西伯利亚欢迎您!" }, { "source": "西伯利亚欢迎您!", "target": "不不不这挺好" }, { "source": "感觉好厌烦周围的事但并不是因为工作不顺利特想回到初中感觉很开心", "target": "我工作特不顺利想摆脱这个环境又不敢辞职" }, { "source": "我工作特不顺利想摆脱这个环境又不敢辞职", "target": "不怕工作不顺利就怕心理有问题你要提防的是变得像我一样有抑郁了。" }, { "source": "狮虎高富帅啊", "target": "一点也不富" }, { "source": "生日快乐老铁!", "target": "哈哈哈哈谢谢啦~" }, { "source": "爱胖肉真是太好了", "target": "好可爱" }, { "source": "好可爱", "target": "你也可爱" }, { "source": "明天要上班了,早点睡吧", "target": "恩!你也是啊" }, { "source": "老大,请注意唇部护理", "target": "好想送他一只润唇膏" }, { "source": "寻找雷锋叔叔", "target": "哎呀哎呀,师傅,你总算出现了/" }, { "source": "哎呀哎呀,师傅,你总算出现了/", "target": "哈哈'潜水太久了'出来换口气" }, { "source": "你那都那么冷了吖", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "以前没有人喜欢我呀。", "target": "莫非现在有人喜欢已经变成球型的你?" }, { "source": "莫非现在有人喜欢已经变成球型的你?", "target": "没有。" }, { "source": "你这班上的快活哦", "target": "昨天晚上的好吧" }, { "source": "昨天晚上的好吧", "target": "还回味无穷……" }, { "source": "其实我不知道大梦想家这首歌,更没听过,是因为他正好唱到大梦想家几个字,我就顺口一说", "target": "你很棒棒" }, { "source": "你帅不帅,帅的话我可以考虑你的意见", "target": "笑死我了," }, { "source": "刘毛豆先生~太可爱了!!", "target": "哈哈,是啊" }, { "source": "顺顺利利!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "想吃米线", "target": "嘿。是米粉" }, { "source": "Ta有点过时了", "target": "835又没出来,820怎么过时了" }, { "source": "开心吧", "target": "当然!!!!!!很悲伤………快毕业了!" }, { "source": "怪不得好多人找对象时都伸进头发摸摸脸现在想想他们太心机了", "target": "博士请坐" }, { "source": "额,不是和家里人去海陵岛的吗,转眼就变外派了……", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "晓敏一直是我心目中的汽车女神", "target": "看起来性格也好" }, { "source": "为什么不去掉土豆皮啊", "target": "我也想问" }, { "source": "婚后好甜蜜!", "target": "哪里甜蜜啦他在打游戏我在捣乱" }, { "source": "你在秀恩爱我不高兴", "target": "你前几天也让我不高兴了!" }, { "source": "你前几天也让我不高兴了!", "target": "我怎么啦" }, { "source": "通辽见", "target": "好的,等你" }, { "source": "摊煎饼什么鬼", "target": "退学总要找点事做吧" }, { "source": "退学总要找点事做吧", "target": "那也可以卖烧饼啊" }, { "source": "回来再收拾你", "target": "你要约我?" }, { "source": "想喝喜茶", "target": "还有一点点" }, { "source": "还有一点点", "target": "冰淇淋红茶" }, { "source": "从最强大脑,又到一站到底,我觉得此人有点装", "target": "我也不喜欢,哈哈" }, { "source": "最近还在健身?", "target": "是的啊" }, { "source": "发烧可以长高", "target": "哈哈哈!那天天发烧我都愿意" }, { "source": "疯狂打电话啊,可太酷了然后说句有没有我的份啊", "target": "真棒" }, { "source": "这一个我也不是很懂所以给你省略讲我看懂了的女生在画画画了一个女生然后她突然很不高兴把画里的女生画了一道然后镜头拉远墙上一组血可能就是她画上的女人被杀了", "target": "好的我爱你!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈害怕" }, { "source": "MBA不是很难考的,现在还是双证,抓紧现在的机会吧,不要以后后悔哦", "target": "凡一姐,好久不见" }, { "source": "凡一姐,好久不见", "target": "嗯嗯其实我一直都在哦默默的关注你哈哈" }, { "source": "嗯嗯其实我一直都在哦默默的关注你哈哈", "target": "恩恩,从团委走了后就再也没见到过你们,想念大家,想念311" }, { "source": "来厦门吧天多蓝环境多好", "target": "厦门很美,但我最喜欢西藏的蓝天。" }, { "source": "厦门很美,但我最喜欢西藏的蓝天。", "target": "你没来过厦门" }, { "source": "你没来过厦门", "target": "没有,有机会会去鼓浪屿" }, { "source": "踩奶是什么鬼", "target": "就是踩奶啊,两只小脚踩啊踩" }, { "source": "吃饭了吗", "target": "昨晚那个点已经吃饭了的,记得昨晚下雨了" }, { "source": "油,你现在才知道呀~不过我这个名字是为了纪念入职前没买的一个这个牌子的包包~", "target": "这个料更猛!我还没听说过,去补课。" }, { "source": "天天加班吗?", "target": "都没功夫问你找工作了么" }, { "source": "都没功夫问你找工作了么", "target": "找着呢。看了几个都没去上班。迷茫啊" }, { "source": "求被同情!", "target": "你幸福的很,不需要被同情~" }, { "source": "上衣以前的吗,好看!", "target": "新买的" }, { "source": "有时世界真的特别小", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "完结了么", "target": "完结了" }, { "source": "我只想知道那个女的心情是怎样的", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "啊咿呀嘿,啊咿呀吼,啊咿呀吼吼", "target": "傻狍子" }, { "source": "傻狍子", "target": "亲家母你坐下,咱们说说心里话" }, { "source": "亲家母你坐下,咱们说说心里话", "target": "那就这样吧再爱都曲终人散了" }, { "source": "那就这样吧再爱都曲终人散了", "target": "而我已经分不清,你是友情还是错过的爱情" }, { "source": "你的手太大了", "target": "不能怪鸽子啦,毕竟他已经挂了" }, { "source": "不想过双11和双12了,穷的不行了都", "target": "一年就一次双11和双12好好过" }, { "source": "哇晒抓了这么多娃娃?????", "target": "今天人品大爆发" }, { "source": "妹子长得是真的好看,祝妹子情人节快乐!", "target": "情人节快乐" }, { "source": "喜欢这种风格,是打了灯吗?", "target": "有的开了闪光灯" }, { "source": "今年好奇怪?少友善多敬业有换不嘞", "target": "我5个友善" }, { "source": "我5个友善", "target": "求换友善" }, { "source": "求换友善", "target": "我有友善换么?" }, { "source": "我有友善换么?", "target": "换啊换啊你缺啥" }, { "source": "换啊换啊你缺啥", "target": "我集齐了,还多了些其他的" }, { "source": "我集齐了,还多了些其他的", "target": "有敬业或者友善吗" }, { "source": "我小时候就想长大之后有个男朋友骑摩托车带我去兜风,那时不很酷吗。", "target": "真的吗?我也是的" }, { "source": "真的吗?我也是的", "target": "真的,那时候就这么想的,可是后来没有实现。" }, { "source": "好心的姑娘你会有好报的。", "target": "还有后续" }, { "source": "节日快乐亲", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "九点半就叫熬夜了?", "target": "我现在算不算熬夜" }, { "source": "我现在算不算熬夜", "target": "我现在才算。" }, { "source": "今晚去小吃街吃烧烤了吗?", "target": "你怎么知道" }, { "source": "连个男朋友都没得叫", "target": "咱不结婚吗" }, { "source": "连我。都快忘了没有那短脸兔子滤镜的你,长什么样了", "target": "为了和你区分开来" }, { "source": "怎么中午这么简单?难道晚上又是烤鸡一只?", "target": "不吃了最近胃不舒服不敢乱吃" }, { "source": "查了一下,最近经常一天两个定班。。。。", "target": "都用748?" }, { "source": "都用748?", "target": "对,交货有几架了吧,那肯定要三天两头来了" }, { "source": "对,交货有几架了吧,那肯定要三天两头来了", "target": "那上次错过也不遗憾了,有的是机会拍" }, { "source": "那上次错过也不遗憾了,有的是机会拍", "target": "恩,现在卢森堡倒还稀罕一点" }, { "source": "恩,现在卢森堡倒还稀罕一点", "target": "英航的最稀罕" }, { "source": "怒么早。。。许老师赶紧洗洗睡吧!", "target": "还在加班" }, { "source": "十五瓶绿茶中了一瓶", "target": "没事儿" }, { "source": "新年好啊!!!!", "target": "你25了?" }, { "source": "你25了?", "target": "姐88年的!今年不就25了?!" }, { "source": "姐88年的!今年不就25了?!", "target": "所以你才24" }, { "source": "所以你才24", "target": "我也这样欺骗自己" }, { "source": "我们要不要换个教室呀==", "target": "我觉得有必要.....可是怎么做呢..." }, { "source": "多赋身边景,还吟梦里人。从来轻意浅,唯是重情深。欲破诗词事,百参难立真。如今曲折处,争辩已无心。", "target": "争辩已无言" }, { "source": "怎么倒霉啦", "target": "打球脚扭到了" }, { "source": "转给我把我缺件", "target": "你太杂字了!" }, { "source": "你太杂字了!", "target": "紧身着嘛" }, { "source": "紧身着嘛", "target": "对哦!更保暖~哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "专业八级的我表示只看懂了傲娇与逗比", "target": "不过有两处是故意错的" }, { "source": "网上资源大把的…趁年轻及时行乐啊小兄弟…", "target": "偶已经不年轻咯兄弟" }, { "source": "偶已经不年轻咯兄弟", "target": "那更要抓住青春的尾巴了…" }, { "source": "需要报名费吗", "target": "伤心plus" }, { "source": "你看月夜就是好!", "target": "月夜时刻惦记小主" }, { "source": "月夜时刻惦记小主", "target": "不用记,心里有这个人就行了" }, { "source": "偷走ta", "target": "再偷回来" }, { "source": "你长不大的宝宝", "target": "我能,我吃营养快线,喝高乐高就能长大了" }, { "source": "经一路过,祝幸福", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你就是我心中的小太阳已经温暖我了", "target": "所以,你要每天都开心,做最好的自己我在的" }, { "source": "所以,你要每天都开心,做最好的自己我在的", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "但是……这种捕杀方式确实过于血腥……", "target": "对,该用键盘的" }, { "source": "对,该用键盘的", "target": "用什么键盘?用爱!懂不懂?是爱!" }, { "source": "你还木有来学校?!", "target": "过完中秋才去呢你们好好在学校接受检查吧" }, { "source": "过完中秋才去呢你们好好在学校接受检查吧", "target": "哼!我恨你" }, { "source": "薇拉哪家店?", "target": "汉阳造" }, { "source": "汉阳造", "target": "我刚刚不好揭穿你。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我刚刚不好揭穿你。哈哈哈", "target": "你最好啦,哈哈" }, { "source": "知足吧,我刮了三次就跟络腮胡一样茂密粗硬!!!!光阴似箭啊!!!!", "target": "记得用护发素就好啦光彩透亮还柔顺" }, { "source": "晚安恶霸", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "拉倒吧,我妈吃完就洗碗,根本不给洗碗机洗碗的机会", "target": "我妈也是。可!是!我!自!己!住!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你一天天就知道吃", "target": "能吃是福~" }, { "source": "能吃是福~", "target": "吃吃吃吃死你" }, { "source": "吃吃吃吃死你", "target": "明晚去接我吧" }, { "source": "明晚去接我吧", "target": "明晚?几点到?" }, { "source": "明晚?几点到?", "target": "凌晨一点多~你有没有车啊" }, { "source": "想想他跟你做过的事情,换个人他依旧很顺手,你有什么好执着的", "target": "扎心啊" }, { "source": "今晚约一波!!!", "target": "膨胀了你是不是" }, { "source": "膨胀了你是不是", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "上哪儿吖!", "target": "年级第一哪里高就?" }, { "source": "年级第一哪里高就?", "target": "不要这么称呼我!!!我就是撞大运了!先试试对外经贸" }, { "source": "哪个国家最好玩?", "target": "吴哥窟很美,新加坡真得适合过冬,滨海湾景色很震撼" }, { "source": "我想喝茶", "target": "喝喝,我头疼了两天了,就是因为喝奶茶喝多了" }, { "source": "我想喝黑砖奶茶不要黑砖", "target": "喝起" }, { "source": "国庆节去洛杉矶吧", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "是不是现在特想回来见我", "target": "可以说是迫不及待了" }, { "source": "可以说是迫不及待了", "target": "是因为我还是因为它" }, { "source": "是因为我还是因为它", "target": "想马上回来" }, { "source": "……伽罗,咱们商量个事。你把手里的箭换成石头好吗?背后的箭筒换成石头篓(投石待机)……没问题,相信你是最帅的一切都没问题……喂等等咪酱小贞,我开玩笑的,别打我……鹤丸不许拔刀……2333", "target": "UBADBAD!" }, { "source": "UBADBAD!", "target": "今天我的脑洞仍然是状态绝佳!(嘚瑟)" }, { "source": "短发真心好看。。。。你是不是瘦了?", "target": "哈哈,不记得你走的时候我什么身材…不过相比上半年是瘦了挺多" }, { "source": "哈哈,不记得你走的时候我什么身材…不过相比上半年是瘦了挺多", "target": "以新时代男性的眼光跟你讲,不要太瘦多长点肉" }, { "source": "以新时代男性的眼光跟你讲,不要太瘦多长点肉", "target": "所以现在一直在练器械增肌啊" }, { "source": "你是有每天都换人的能力", "target": "娶一个等于拥有全世界你值得拥有" }, { "source": "男神你怎么也被袁姗姗糟蹋了", "target": "你呢有被谁糟蹋了" }, { "source": "进门的时候那句“哎呀妈呀”笑死我了", "target": "他们两个摔倒,王子护到妹妹的头那才霸道总裁哦" }, { "source": "他们两个摔倒,王子护到妹妹的头那才霸道总裁哦", "target": "哈哈哈哈看到了,我第一反应是别把脸弄疼了" }, { "source": "牛仔裤有卖的吗。", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "木有", "target": "好吧,圣诞节快乐。" }, { "source": "我16年吃了三个月流食", "target": "闯是为了修行?" }, { "source": "我苟实力验证:两个人对了吃方便面都是山珍海味", "target": "我的妙妙那只是我晚上饿了自己泡的来填充我的夏天而已你的爱我收了" }, { "source": "我的妙妙那只是我晚上饿了自己泡的来填充我的夏天而已你的爱我收了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈没事,我苟七夕快乐长长久久" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈没事,我苟七夕快乐长长久久", "target": "谢谢妙愿我们都如愿以偿今年" }, { "source": "受不了你们莱", "target": "哈哈唉琦哥你过去了吗" }, { "source": "哈哈唉琦哥你过去了吗", "target": "哈哈,在赖一晚明天走" }, { "source": "1女主没有没得眼花缭乱过目难忘2男主给女主夺回了自由?是她自己不想离开渣男啊", "target": "我没看出来她不想啊被家暴得很严重啊应该是威胁她不让她离开吧这种事现实生活中很多的并不是想离就能离" }, { "source": "我没看出来她不想啊被家暴得很严重啊应该是威胁她不让她离开吧这种事现实生活中很多的并不是想离就能离", "target": "只有结不了的婚没有离不掉的婚就算离不了还可以跑啊?" }, { "source": "过年的时候放鞭炮有没有反应呀>", "target": "会阿会吓到所以我都留在深圳过年了" }, { "source": "会阿会吓到所以我都留在深圳过年了", "target": "我家的两个小朋友都还好,过年的时候放鞭炮,他们该吃吃,该喝喝,一点也没有被吓到的意思呢~" }, { "source": "所以把李玉刚刷掉了请了个嗓里藏哨的?", "target": "嗓里藏哨的谁啊" }, { "source": "我们都还没评", "target": "快点拿奖金来请我吃饭" }, { "source": "快点拿奖金来请我吃饭", "target": "行吧行吧" }, { "source": "我不要变胖。。吃好多是可以的", "target": "要变胖" }, { "source": "要变胖", "target": "可以的,那你请我吃饭" }, { "source": "可以的,那你请我吃饭", "target": "不请" }, { "source": "不请", "target": "那我变不胖" }, { "source": "那我变不胖", "target": "少吃也可以变胖的" }, { "source": "少吃也可以变胖的", "target": "变不胖。。。。" }, { "source": "盼望你早点找到意中人", "target": "意中人是踩着七彩祥云来嫁给我呀" }, { "source": "宝贝", "target": "打扰了" }, { "source": "话说我是上个月瞎逛才真正知道你家在哪里,原来躲在后面还有一条路", "target": "你到底还是不是塘横人啦" }, { "source": "你到底还是不是塘横人啦", "target": "真没去过都没去过你家躲在那里面我是从水库下来一路开进去才发现的" }, { "source": "刚入盆,怕什么", "target": "买回来几天没敢浇水,种上了又有几天了,这放假三天,加一起有十天了" }, { "source": "眼睛大真好", "target": "哼皮肤好才好呢" }, { "source": "哼皮肤好才好呢", "target": "不,我要大眼睛" }, { "source": "都说女为悦己者容,但是我觉得吧,要先悦己,再为悦己者容~~所以爱自己才是最重要滴~~~", "target": "同意!但是不是说这个啊,一个舍友做呢些事,唉……实在是……所以以其人之道还治其人之身,但是发觉这样做才会让我变成那样人……所以,我认得有些事做错了,还是要心胸宽大跌。" }, { "source": "同意!但是不是说这个啊,一个舍友做呢些事,唉……实在是……所以以其人之道还治其人之身,但是发觉这样做才会让我变成那样人……所以,我认得有些事做错了,还是要心胸宽大跌。", "target": "大一呢时候我也干过这种错事唉……" }, { "source": "大一呢时候我也干过这种错事唉……", "target": "是啊,最后还是自己不舒服,算了,顺其自然了,爱咋地咋地去吧!" }, { "source": "我现在的审美觉得你很美你怎么看", "target": "虽然审美与众不同,但不得不说,非常棒" }, { "source": "鞋好看!", "target": "这鞋贼沉不舒服我觉得这个系列都可以放弃了就只是好看而已" }, { "source": "这鞋贼沉不舒服我觉得这个系列都可以放弃了就只是好看而已", "target": "好不买" }, { "source": "每天都要给晒太阳哈哈哈", "target": "天天都给你晒太阳" }, { "source": "脸真的瘦了!!", "target": "你这样让我很膨胀!我明天9点上班!" }, { "source": "你这样让我很膨胀!我明天9点上班!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了!九点可不行!8:00就得来" }, { "source": "元旦假期第一天,客流量准备向1000万冲击", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "净是毛病,用都用不了,不管用户的回复,就发自己的打广告", "target": "都快气死了" }, { "source": "女朋友哇你都不去帮别个", "target": "不是,我们各自一个篮子" }, { "source": "不是,我们各自一个篮子", "target": "不解释你变了" }, { "source": "你还么睡", "target": "起了" }, { "source": "国产机子游戏适配强多了", "target": "必须支持国产手机" }, { "source": "西安有拼的吗", "target": "拼!" }, { "source": "拼!", "target": "不好意思呀,我今天已经和一个妹子拼上啦" }, { "source": "不好意思呀,我今天已经和一个妹子拼上啦", "target": "没事啦嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "属于自己得一直都会是不属于得强取不来我坚信。", "target": "嗯我会努力" }, { "source": "你两意见不一样,我又纠结了", "target": "还能一辈子短头发啊,上班了你要进银行哪有短头发的" }, { "source": "还能一辈子短头发啊,上班了你要进银行哪有短头发的", "target": "好吧。你给了我坚决的肯定。" }, { "source": "今天好像看到围脖有转说长沙有个地方有买~00你就吃啦~真是速度~", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈!下次一起吃去……" }, { "source": "你走吧,陪同学不跟我玩!我不是你同学吗!", "target": "哈哈哈生日快乐!" }, { "source": "碧咸一生推", "target": "强烈要求和施老师开展对话" }, { "source": "强烈要求和施老师开展对话", "target": "对话说什么呀" }, { "source": "双双你又犯啥傻呢", "target": "就是感觉自己太顺了是不是没挑战" }, { "source": "为什么会不回消息,不要求你立马回,闲下来回一下不行吗?!", "target": "开始想回的。后来忘了。" }, { "source": "不管别人怎么说,老子就是喜欢薛之谦", "target": "我就是喜欢他" }, { "source": "求萌照", "target": "快去看好自己对象去。" }, { "source": "我种花了==", "target": "送我的吧" }, { "source": "送我的吧", "target": "是的等它长大!" }, { "source": "请问男生,女朋友突然生气了,你觉得没头脑而且还有点不可理喻的时候,你会怎么做?会生女朋友的气嘛?", "target": "兄弟这是一道送分题第一女朋友永远是对的第二如果女朋友是错的请参照第一条。如果没有选择以上答案这就是道送命题" }, { "source": "兄弟这是一道送分题第一女朋友永远是对的第二如果女朋友是错的请参照第一条。如果没有选择以上答案这就是道送命题", "target": "我喜欢你的答案" }, { "source": "问你的心,你三年后的生活是什么样的", "target": "迷茫" }, { "source": "迷茫", "target": "那你知道自己要做什么样的人吗" }, { "source": "那你知道自己要做什么样的人吗", "target": "目前不知道" }, { "source": "目前不知道", "target": "那你真的需要停下脚步想想啦!" }, { "source": "那你真的需要停下脚步想想啦!", "target": "额,正在想呢" }, { "source": "我们的暖万。", "target": "是呀是呀" }, { "source": "哎呀小仙女的蜜汁自信嘿嘿", "target": "仙女就是这么相信寄几天生丽质难自弃" }, { "source": "仙女就是这么相信寄几天生丽质难自弃", "target": "哦!那以后我也不修图了" }, { "source": "哦!那以后我也不修图了", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "心水!", "target": "最近是有多心水啊,帅哥" }, { "source": "最近是有多心水啊,帅哥", "target": "这个系列的都很心水" }, { "source": "两个人要得到好多钱", "target": "可以点菜,吃好多钱就看你点的多少了,人均一百多可以吃饱还可以返劵" }, { "source": "我妈先骂我", "target": "是亲妈" }, { "source": "是亲妈", "target": "肯定的" }, { "source": "爱你!", "target": "我也超爱你!" }, { "source": "电脑要更新换代很快的,包嘛一直都一个样.", "target": "直男…" }, { "source": "怎么洗也洗不掉华为手机玩游戏断触的问题,手持荣耀9,表示绝不会再用华为", "target": "谁买谁上当" }, { "source": "你要是扛进厕所这么久都不能发微薄那就。。。。", "target": "其实你是嫉妒我" }, { "source": "其实你是嫉妒我", "target": "有啥好嫉妒的,我下次炒一堆锅巴给你看看~" }, { "source": "有啥好嫉妒的,我下次炒一堆锅巴给你看看~", "target": "你还会炒锅巴?!" }, { "source": "麻烦香蕉娱乐官微了解一下比赛原因本人当时肯定没法亲自发博道歉啊不喜欢可以求不黑别总抓着不放累不累谢谢", "target": "不累!每日打卡!一点不累!" }, { "source": "不累!每日打卡!一点不累!", "target": "脑回路奇特有本事您每天打卡黑啊恕我直言您还没那个本事吧只会带节奏几天罢了真是醉了看您说话素质也挺低的" }, { "source": "脑回路奇特有本事您每天打卡黑啊恕我直言您还没那个本事吧只会带节奏几天罢了真是醉了看您说话素质也挺低的", "target": "我们现在有群打卡啊会坚持得比六级单词都坚持呢您看看您的素质再去说别人吧抄袭都能算劣迹艺人吧" }, { "source": "抱抱我吃饭也经常烫到", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "字真好看", "target": "是字帖呢,正在朝着这个方向努力!" }, { "source": "下个月预产期,最近看了好多负面新闻,我需要正能量", "target": "没事,放轻松,一切会顺利的" }, { "source": "伱没告诉我月饼什么馅的呢", "target": "五人" }, { "source": "五人", "target": "我刚刚也吃了个五仁" }, { "source": "我刚刚也吃了个五仁", "target": "不算难吃" }, { "source": "只只发了朋友圈又偷偷删掉的图出现了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈被你发现了!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈被你发现了!!", "target": "我可是第一分钟就夸了只只可爱的人!" }, { "source": "我想吃大龙", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈~来嘛" }, { "source": "今晚的你很美!", "target": "我每天每时每刻都很美" }, { "source": "梓琪好有爱哦!!!", "target": "系"紫"" }, { "source": "认识第六个年头了", "target": "你改网名了" }, { "source": "你改网名了", "target": "没有,应该没有,但一直在关注你,从你大学的点点滴滴到出入现在工作" }, { "source": "保研猪", "target": "大概你不是" }, { "source": "我每天都在公司吃,昨天让发布会那边的服务员给我把小蛋糕打包了,今天就悠哉悠哉的吃。", "target": "你享福老!我要拍广告" }, { "source": "你享福老!我要拍广告", "target": "我还真认识广告导演,哈哈,昨天还借花献佛了,给了他瓶饮料。" }, { "source": "包的真漂亮!", "target": "拿碗口儿抠的皮儿。" }, { "source": "拿碗口儿抠的皮儿。", "target": "不能够!碗能压出花儿来?!" }, { "source": "下次跟你一起找律动", "target": "应该的……" }, { "source": "我以为你在替人家征婚。。", "target": "征婚哪有写学历的呀~" }, { "source": "大清早的秀恩爱啊", "target": "大清早哪有话说我这和你那差几个小时" }, { "source": "风韵犹存你懂不懂!懂不懂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "风韵犹存不是形容女人的么?" }, { "source": "风韵犹存不是形容女人的么?", "target": "我没文化" }, { "source": "我没文化", "target": "男人应该用宝刀未老" }, { "source": "去火车站问问吧", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "没看出李小璐这么有商业头脑啊", "target": "是啊,比较意外。" }, { "source": "你有药么", "target": "别粗口" }, { "source": "别粗口", "target": "精辟" }, { "source": "精辟", "target": "人要怎样创造自己的价值来" }, { "source": "人要怎样创造自己的价值来", "target": "毛线" }, { "source": "毛线", "target": "毛啊" }, { "source": "毛啊", "target": "我就是猜毛线" }, { "source": "我就是猜毛线", "target": "我是要你的帮助的" }, { "source": "我是要你的帮助的", "target": "已经过了很久了." }, { "source": "已经过了很久了.", "target": "什么很久" }, { "source": "什么很久", "target": "心情优闷" }, { "source": "心情优闷", "target": "是啊,好忧郁的" }, { "source": "是啊,好忧郁的", "target": "木有!" }, { "source": "是让我看字?还是看字呢?", "target": "有对比才有伤害" }, { "source": "有对比才有伤害", "target": "我觉得是字的意思" }, { "source": "小七还以为自己是个孩子?", "target": "我一直以为我是孩子" }, { "source": "我一直以为我是孩子", "target": "不要欺骗自己拉" }, { "source": "留下我返回的步伐", "target": "加油我也翻回去了哈哈" }, { "source": "我赞了我赞了!", "target": "喜欢你" }, { "source": "求资源", "target": "音频吗?" }, { "source": "音频吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "怎么会吃这么多医生也给我家来了让吃最多三天", "target": "我们今天刚开叫我们吃2个月看的我都不知道吃不吃啦500多块钱呢" }, { "source": "我们今天刚开叫我们吃2个月看的我都不知道吃不吃啦500多块钱呢", "target": "没吃过顶多三天" }, { "source": "平昌不属于达州?巴中也是达州的吧?", "target": "谁给你灌输的这思想?巴中是巴中,达州是达州" }, { "source": "谁给你灌输的这思想?巴中是巴中,达州是达州", "target": "哈哈,我文盲,不要张我" }, { "source": "我每天都好", "target": "哼~~少来" }, { "source": "哼~~少来", "target": "洒脱你懂不?" }, { "source": "小鲜肉难免容易受到袭击", "target": "我不是" }, { "source": "啥?你是女孩子?", "target": "我反手就是………" }, { "source": "老李墓在哪?", "target": "当涂姓涂吗?" }, { "source": "当涂姓涂吗?", "target": "为什么不姓当呢?" }, { "source": "垃圾", "target": "可不是!垃圾品牌" }, { "source": "走,去汉街吃东西", "target": "走起" }, { "source": "你这突然整的我很好奇", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈只是我的个人感觉!" }, { "source": "记忆犹新的往事会让人感慨、感动!", "target": "想起那样的事情还感动?是愤慨吧。这样不愉快的事情还是别去想了。" }, { "source": "想起那样的事情还感动?是愤慨吧。这样不愉快的事情还是别去想了。", "target": "没有那样的事情和愤慨,哪有现在的感慨" }, { "source": "没有那样的事情和愤慨,哪有现在的感慨", "target": "哦,在忆苦思甜。" }, { "source": "努力,加油。笑一笑没什么大不了。", "target": "嗯,从今以后会的。" }, { "source": "娜娜也很瘦就是有点腿短而已", "target": "你家住哪儿" }, { "source": "你家住哪儿", "target": "要不要我告诉你?" }, { "source": "你走之后,我的脖子就开始作妖了你快养好腰了回来,想念你", "target": "你这不能玩手机了、你要躺着" }, { "source": "姐姐要吃药了", "target": "吃过了" }, { "source": "这就是大上海的美好生活!!", "target": "好运要不要来" }, { "source": "好运要不要来", "target": "俺想去啊!但是,毕业遥遥无期啊…" }, { "source": "有没有爱上这个小镇", "target": "我爱死这个小镇了" }, { "source": "我能说我把阿欠放在备注“男神”的分组里嘛", "target": "没毛病!!" }, { "source": "没毛病!!", "target": "哇,阿欠翻我牌了" }, { "source": "爱的祝福", "target": "你不打个岔就更可爱了" }, { "source": "你不打个岔就更可爱了", "target": "我本来就很可爱" }, { "source": "我本来就很可爱", "target": "可爱个鬼,天天就知道可爱可爱" }, { "source": "可爱个鬼,天天就知道可爱可爱", "target": "不说可爱还说丑怪吗" }, { "source": "狗主人多数没素质", "target": "看骂你的占多数我就放心了" }, { "source": "华总好!", "target": "哎,小三你再不出现我都以为你不在人世了" }, { "source": "为什么你们分手啊", "target": "没在一起过呀" }, { "source": "最近生活挺文艺啊", "target": "苦中作乐" }, { "source": "苦中作乐", "target": "这一天太浪了奥,就自己吃是不是" }, { "source": "小黄车怎么回事儿", "target": "被锁了" }, { "source": "蹭蹭仙气", "target": "来蹭。" }, { "source": "想参加所有的上铐", "target": "看来你上铐很厉害咯" }, { "source": "你是不是瘦了好多了", "target": "还好吧!几十斤" }, { "source": "啥时候去滴上海", "target": "今天来的上海办签证" }, { "source": "今天来的上海办签证", "target": "什么时候走" }, { "source": "什么时候走", "target": "我已经回合肥了得上课" }, { "source": "你家糖宝????", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "太几把丑了" }, { "source": "太几把丑了", "target": "他们都是真真假假假假真真的厌了" }, { "source": "他们都是真真假假假假真真的厌了", "target": "啥。??" }, { "source": "胖子头顶一片绿森林", "target": "关他什么事" }, { "source": "关他什么事", "target": "你不是要一妻多夫吗??" }, { "source": "你是傻白甜?", "target": "对的…伤官旺印旺…没有财官杀…不是傻白甜嘛" }, { "source": "对的…伤官旺印旺…没有财官杀…不是傻白甜嘛", "target": "对呀。长得美才算傻白甜" }, { "source": "你现在天天跑步吗?", "target": "偶尔哈哈哈,我很懒" }, { "source": "偶尔哈哈哈,我很懒", "target": "我也是,跑了一天,做瑜伽,好几天下雨之后就再也没跑了……然后天天吃吃喝喝,胖了好多" }, { "source": "顺便美个白", "target": "对哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有没有想做网店的朋友那", "target": "有何高见" }, { "source": "你就是小公主", "target": "我们都是" }, { "source": "我们都是", "target": "嘻嘻好吧" }, { "source": "夜猫", "target": "彼此彼此" }, { "source": "彼此彼此", "target": "我这边刚结束" }, { "source": "我这边刚结束", "target": "哇塞夜生活好丰富阿" }, { "source": "哇塞夜生活好丰富阿", "target": "超没意思,还不如早点睡觉呢" }, { "source": "超没意思,还不如早点睡觉呢", "target": "那你快睡阿" }, { "source": "那你快睡阿", "target": "太精神了" }, { "source": "太精神了", "target": "哈哈我也是" }, { "source": "哈哈我也是", "target": "你玩去啦?" }, { "source": "忍不住想点个赞", "target": "一定是被我的才华折服" }, { "source": "抱抱抱抱~~~按照师姐的话说,找个男朋友转移注意力吧", "target": "抱抱抱抱~" }, { "source": "上面深红是假的", "target": "其实深红是真的" }, { "source": "155会拖地么", "target": "我觉得会...162都到脚踝下了" }, { "source": "楼主你还好吗需要春日部防卫队的帮助吗", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,援军什么时候到达?" }, { "source": "东莞烫发?", "target": "可能要约我做发型?" }, { "source": "竟然不是问有没对象,工资多少,男朋友工资多少,男朋友有没有车有没有房", "target": "嗯...省略一下" }, { "source": "节后综合症", "target": "很多人人都有的病啊。" }, { "source": "这张色调好看&你对我相公做什么了?为什么她瘦了?!!", "target": "就是传说中的美图秀秀啊" }, { "source": "结伴", "target": "但是不知道何时才能去啊。" }, { "source": "但是不知道何时才能去啊。", "target": "总有机会的" }, { "source": "西安西安!!!!!!", "target": "快快快,往前冲" }, { "source": "是时候吃兔肉了,看着小脸肥的", "target": "你带我去我请客" }, { "source": "上咸鱼找啊,现在还是有原价出的,我都帮俩朋友找到了", "target": "能帮我找一下吗?学生党怕是抢不到的" }, { "source": "我要报名……,我准备煲个汤吧。", "target": "冉老师你要煲什么汤啊?" }, { "source": "冉老师你要煲什么汤啊?", "target": "你猜呢,你可以说你喜欢的,我看看会不会。" }, { "source": "反送六万块拼图啊", "target": "两套三万块不同图案的混在一起送" }, { "source": "三年了,我还没到18岁", "target": "你真的…………讨打………老子" }, { "source": "减肥的人只吃了早餐", "target": "多吃点,长身体" }, { "source": "报国无门阿。", "target": "另起炉灶。。。" }, { "source": "另起炉灶。。。", "target": "直接被派出所协警灭团。" }, { "source": "小朋友,六一快乐!", "target": "大哥也六一快乐~" }, { "source": "大哥也六一快乐~", "target": "我已经过过儿童节的年龄了!" }, { "source": "我已经过过儿童节的年龄了!", "target": "那可以送我儿童节礼物吗" }, { "source": "我的脸也大,以后让菲菲拿", "target": "反正我不拿" }, { "source": "有空去你哪里淘淘书", "target": "来,好多书。。" }, { "source": "来,好多书。。", "target": "好吧,等你毕业的时候去搬书" }, { "source": "另外我是想说,男人都么,穿婚纱拍毕业照,这不是给自己添堵嘛。。。。", "target": "--穿着自己开森就行了~管那么多干嘛~" }, { "source": "--穿着自己开森就行了~管那么多干嘛~", "target": "这不是想着想着就不开心了么。。。" }, { "source": "有没有和我一样的,从来不联系、各自安好", "target": "摩羯座也是如此吧" }, { "source": "谢谢姐姐", "target": "没想到你竟然是这样的折颜" }, { "source": "导演求求你告诉我这未删减版是不是删了剧情还是剪短了时间,从第几集开始看最高", "target": "第一集开始" }, { "source": "第一集开始", "target": "套路" }, { "source": "看书的时候发现连洗衣服都是件快乐的事", "target": "只要不看书所有的苦差都是美好的" }, { "source": "养鸡这人气待定也无所谓,所以保的焦,养鸡肯定是三强点", "target": "可是他这场人气垫底...究竟发生了啥" }, { "source": "你美了美了美了我醉了醉了醉恭喜小昕昕", "target": "特别美呢" }, { "source": "老葛半仙啊,第4后半段医嘱是不是改改?", "target": "好吃的都给俺" }, { "source": "好吃的都给俺", "target": "好,自己端走" }, { "source": "好,自己端走", "target": "端空气呀" }, { "source": "端空气呀", "target": "意思请你自便" }, { "source": "你搞个活动卖下我的面膜嘛", "target": "我送!" }, { "source": "我在海淀!", "target": "我在朝阳!" }, { "source": "我在朝阳!", "target": "找个周末出去玩!" }, { "source": "找个周末出去玩!", "target": "约!!!!" }, { "source": "不热啊?你头顶的灯很搭你发型。", "target": "哈哈,观察入微" }, { "source": "你拿什么给我坐?", "target": "坐?还是到本王床上躺会儿吧。" }, { "source": "大宝剑还是很萌哒", "target": "呆萌男友力max" }, { "source": "没有没有不敢不敢我们伟大的柳排长胖了是好事~胖了圆圆的摔了才不痛!继续增吧!等待300的到来!", "target": "我也这么想的……" }, { "source": "你老公啊?无比距睡床地", "target": "我老公他不敢的!!!是家公了!!讨厌死了!!" }, { "source": "可爱!", "target": "帅吧。" }, { "source": "帅吧。", "target": "我说狗可爱" }, { "source": "我说狗可爱", "target": "把她毛给剃了" }, { "source": "我毛也要来凑热闹哼", "target": "马上回去见他" }, { "source": "马上回去见他", "target": "你这样说!!我突然就很吃醋" }, { "source": "一楼的小哥哥好帅", "target": "给你" }, { "source": "脸都吹肿了,心疼北方的天气", "target": "我的脸就不是脸了……" }, { "source": "更烦抖腿的学校座椅前后连一块", "target": "他肯定在听电子" }, { "source": "他肯定在听电子", "target": "他可能是个鼓手" }, { "source": "他可能是个鼓手", "target": "在心里打鼓动次打次" }, { "source": "蘑菇?那里来得,感觉应该去医院", "target": "还好,我还活着。" }, { "source": "还好,我还活着。", "target": "怎么情况" }, { "source": "看风景", "target": "还不如看你" }, { "source": "还不如看你", "target": "可是亲爱的,我怎么不在你身边" }, { "source": "可是亲爱的,我怎么不在你身边", "target": "是上天的安排还是命运的捉弄?" }, { "source": "你今天回去了??", "target": "恩同学回来了" }, { "source": "恩同学回来了", "target": "不上班啊?" }, { "source": "不上班啊?", "target": "下班了" }, { "source": "下班了", "target": "那么早啊~~哈哈!还想约你呢~那你玩去吧~~" }, { "source": "那么早啊~~哈哈!还想约你呢~那你玩去吧~~", "target": "约我去哪啊" }, { "source": "约我去哪啊", "target": "M记出了海贼王公仔~~想要" }, { "source": "M记出了海贼王公仔~~想要", "target": "原来是这样改天约一下" }, { "source": "哇哇,深深的双截棍耍的太棒啦,么么哒", "target": "帅帅的" }, { "source": "帅帅的", "target": "对的,深深很有天赋,学什么都似模似样" }, { "source": "这大鹅好胖啊", "target": "大腹便便一扭一扭" }, { "source": "大腹便便一扭一扭", "target": "丰腹肥臀应该挺好吃的" }, { "source": "丰腹肥臀应该挺好吃的", "target": "不可以吃!!!" }, { "source": "元旦快乐", "target": "你也是呀" }, { "source": "冬眠好了。哈哈", "target": "方便你上课睡觉对吧" }, { "source": "方便你上课睡觉对吧", "target": "你吧,我看到你睡觉哦。" }, { "source": "心灵手巧智商堪忧", "target": "但比起你我还是挺聪明的" }, { "source": "高三的在上课没?想吃后门的早饭", "target": "没有上课。我也好想吃早饭。但是起不来。" }, { "source": "人家说,一辈子到你死的时候,回头看看,能有5个知心朋友,你这辈子就算没白过了,你还有好几十年培养呢", "target": "死的时候能来送我的算是比较好的朋友了" }, { "source": "死的时候能来送我的算是比较好的朋友了", "target": "好凄凉的话题" }, { "source": "好凄凉的话题", "target": "呵呵,死我不怕,痛痛快快走也是一种幸福" }, { "source": "妹纸给我,六级不急。。", "target": "我了个去目测你当不成学霸了!" }, { "source": "羡慕你的冰花播种出那么多,我的一个都没出,紫晃星有一棵也快要死了", "target": "她们自己播自己的前几天在我仙人球的盆长出了不少,全部拔掉。。。" }, { "source": "魅族,要求是大容量,有快充", "target": "这个不太常见。" }, { "source": "你哪周考试哈?", "target": "哈哈哈我明天去拿证" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我明天去拿证", "target": "快哈!!" }, { "source": "快哈!!", "target": "可算是考完了是不是明天之后哪天去拿证都可以啊?" }, { "source": "可算是考完了是不是明天之后哪天去拿证都可以啊?", "target": "明天统一发。如果你明天去不了,过后去取也行。" }, { "source": "每天都不想看到新图", "target": "哈哈为啥" }, { "source": "我主动时你爱理不理,我感觉淡了之后你就主动勾搭,这样的女生多吗?为什么", "target": "只是女生慢热而已" }, { "source": "并不是所有地方萝卜烧牛肉用辣椒的,亲〜", "target": "想吃就明说" }, { "source": "你们的东西好便宜哦有没有水分?", "target": "便宜!!你居然说便宜!!!!!!!!都是真的,这点放心,毕竟是绿地的名义" }, { "source": "便宜!!你居然说便宜!!!!!!!!都是真的,这点放心,毕竟是绿地的名义", "target": "有些东西比较便宜啊你难道没觉得" }, { "source": "有些东西比较便宜啊你难道没觉得", "target": "木有觉得,,不过后面活动都是我来做,有便宜的我可以告诉你" }, { "source": "木有觉得,,不过后面活动都是我来做,有便宜的我可以告诉你", "target": "那再好不过了哈哈" }, { "source": "哈尔滨的姑娘", "target": "是哈尔滨,你也是" }, { "source": "是哈尔滨,你也是", "target": "是呀怎么在人和没见过你我们还在同一个健身房" }, { "source": "德语听起来很凶的", "target": "怎么听都感觉不是在讲好话" }, { "source": "有那么多吗,,现实社会有很多有能力的毕业生,可是他们都是农村出生,,,毕业1,2,3甚至5年,就能买房了吗?就打10000每月。5年才60万,还不吃不睡,大姐你会算账不,我们年轻人什么都没有就是有时间。知道什么是大树理论吗,要想成为大树首要条件就是时间。", "target": "凤凰男没有好的。就算是有一天真发达了。凤凰男才能作呢。穷男人一下子变成暴发户了最喜欢甩糟糠之妻了。" }, { "source": "凤凰男没有好的。就算是有一天真发达了。凤凰男才能作呢。穷男人一下子变成暴发户了最喜欢甩糟糠之妻了。", "target": "我看见真的笑了,真心不知道怎么回答你,问你一句话,你的结论的证据来自哪里,或者这句话出自哪里?" }, { "source": "你自己的我开开玩玩呗~", "target": "行啊,钥匙都不用你直接推走" }, { "source": "行啊,钥匙都不用你直接推走", "target": "中内场了啊" }, { "source": "要不让我妈5月份来京的时候,绑两只活的大要猛飞过来,你们来我家瓜分吧", "target": "那不得你看着,我们吃着?嘿嘿嘿" }, { "source": "好久没见到你了。你现在是不去非常完美了么,998?喜欢你。", "target": "他前面是代替朋友去的" }, { "source": "他前面是代替朋友去的", "target": "现在不去了吗" }, { "source": "现在不去了吗", "target": "不去了" }, { "source": "不去了", "target": "你怎么知道?" }, { "source": "快递搞的么", "target": "是的店家还没货了只能退款" }, { "source": "飞去哪儿啦?", "target": "鸟这边好多你的老乡啊卖串的卖切糕的。。快飞过来吧" }, { "source": "鸟这边好多你的老乡啊卖串的卖切糕的。。快飞过来吧", "target": "讨厌…" }, { "source": "这个网络社会很神奇,可以一夜之间让一个人捧到云端,也可以一夜之间让一个人瞬间掉入地狱", "target": "脚上的泡都是自己磨的怪不了任何人" }, { "source": "脚上的泡都是自己磨的怪不了任何人", "target": "这话说的,最贴切" }, { "source": "你这不属于非主流杀马特范畴,我可是从那个时候走过来的人,见过太多了哈哈哈哈", "target": "是嘛?不过后两张化浓妆也是去演出画的" }, { "source": "是嘛?不过后两张化浓妆也是去演出画的", "target": "真的,我对你不会说假话的,但有一点我得肯定,依然很漂亮" }, { "source": "真的,我对你不会说假话的,但有一点我得肯定,依然很漂亮", "target": "唉呀妈呀,哒哒么老嗨森了" }, { "source": "这是英国的大红灯笼吗", "target": "已经开学第二周了还好除夕是周末不然年都没得过你走的时间定了没?" }, { "source": "已经开学第二周了还好除夕是周末不然年都没得过你走的时间定了没?", "target": "没有!不过估计快了。我开始准备行李了。你在英国那边有没有很冷啊,我看我塞尔维亚那边的纬度和漠河差不多,在考虑衣服的问题。哎" }, { "source": "我是萝莉的外表女神的身材女博士的头脑女汉子的内心", "target": "不信,发张照片看看" }, { "source": "不信,发张照片看看", "target": "下次吧" }, { "source": "来大姨妈什么感觉?", "target": "容易发火" }, { "source": "腿不错", "target": "你的三桥烤肉我都现在都是没有见到..心塞" }, { "source": "你的三桥烤肉我都现在都是没有见到..心塞", "target": "大哥,你倒是和我一起去啊" }, { "source": "因为我关注你就是想要和你玩你不关注我说明你不想和我玩", "target": "不是不想和你玩,但是没眼熟,我不是每个都要回关的" }, { "source": "我居然喜欢太妃的", "target": "俺试了太妃的然后觉得有点甜不知道是否因为太妃是试喝的然后摩卡是我点的要低糖啊" }, { "source": "俺试了太妃的然后觉得有点甜不知道是否因为太妃是试喝的然后摩卡是我点的要低糖啊", "target": "我觉得太妃的好喝点~~~蔓越莓那个的摩卡味道怪怪的~" }, { "source": "需要助理么", "target": "没钱请助理。。。" }, { "source": "哈喽哈晚安咯", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "女人,你好厉害啊", "target": "你还会夸我" }, { "source": "你还会夸我", "target": "你看错了我没有夸你" }, { "source": "你看错了我没有夸你", "target": "你说我厉害不就是在夸我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈不要告诉我你后面的几张是定时照的", "target": "是的,跑死我了" }, { "source": "我苹果四丢了很久了,当初层层绑定不还是没找回来,新闻里的故事都是骗人的。", "target": "抹除资料并且锁定,自己用不到也不能让别人用了,今年春天帮同事成功找回手机,在出租车司机那里," }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "企鹅怎么会欺负你呢?你会拔光企鹅的毛吗" }, { "source": "企鹅怎么会欺负你呢?你会拔光企鹅的毛吗", "target": "我就喜欢啊,没我帅滴话" }, { "source": "我就喜欢啊,没我帅滴话", "target": "你喜欢吃狗肉火锅吗" }, { "source": "你喜欢吃狗肉火锅吗", "target": "很好吃啊" }, { "source": "很好吃啊", "target": "那,那你喜欢汉服吗?" }, { "source": "那,那你喜欢汉服吗?", "target": "汉服超漂亮滴~~大爱~~" }, { "source": "汉服超漂亮滴~~大爱~~", "target": "汉服当做学士服呢……" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈一个泰迪一个金毛啦!", "target": "泰迪…它的毛毛怎么不卷" }, { "source": "泰迪…它的毛毛怎么不卷", "target": "这只才40天啦" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "晚安,博主是改名了吗?超话排名上升好快~" }, { "source": "晚安,博主是改名了吗?超话排名上升好快~", "target": "没有啊我只是一直在进步" }, { "source": "后天万恶的中段考...又错过一年了..", "target": "哈??大学还有那事??!!" }, { "source": "哈??大学还有那事??!!", "target": "不是全部科目就是那一科..." }, { "source": "我还在办公室呢~没有最忙,只有更忙", "target": "...我不比你好..只是加班的地点不一样" }, { "source": "不生气不生气怼回去!", "target": "感觉自己真的是越活越小开心不开心都表现出来了" }, { "source": "【白敬亭我有一个脑洞】每次的推理都出乎意料却又在情理之中期待下周持续高能", "target": "真的超级期待了" }, { "source": "跟你儿子吃醋?", "target": "还不睡觉" }, { "source": "还不睡觉", "target": "就没有一天这个点睡了的" }, { "source": "因为超市卖的酸奶是三支装的", "target": "还不睡,你吵到我了!" }, { "source": "五年还,,,能走过五年怎么走不过一天唉", "target": "感情尚在,但是支离破碎,无法回去了" }, { "source": "感情尚在,但是支离破碎,无法回去了", "target": "感情还在都是安慰自己的而已,如果爱干嘛还要让对方不开心,早点走出来吧,很痛苦的,我知道走出来也不容易,你加油" }, { "source": "感情还在都是安慰自己的而已,如果爱干嘛还要让对方不开心,早点走出来吧,很痛苦的,我知道走出来也不容易,你加油", "target": "嗯,也许这些也都是他的谎言吧!都不重要了!" }, { "source": "狗子如果能看懂中文我已经被拉黑了", "target": "如果她能看懂中文她已经来睡我了" }, { "source": "如果她能看懂中文她已经来睡我了", "target": "在我床上看手机的她笑出了声" }, { "source": "高富帅都健身啊!", "target": "不觉得很小的健身房么……" }, { "source": "不觉得很小的健身房么……", "target": "那也是健身房啊" }, { "source": "我一点都不嫉妒", "target": "看我对你好哇千里迢迢下来捞你上去" }, { "source": "看我对你好哇千里迢迢下来捞你上去", "target": "你对我是真爱了" }, { "source": "你对我是真爱了", "target": "那肯定的爱到深处自然黑~" }, { "source": "那肯定的爱到深处自然黑~", "target": "那你别爱我了" }, { "source": "那你别爱我了", "target": "不黑你" }, { "source": "你来到了啊?", "target": "你在哪里啊?" }, { "source": "敢不敢露脸", "target": "只有眼睛╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭" }, { "source": "只有眼睛╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭", "target": "我要看全脸" }, { "source": "晚安喽,祝你有个愉快的周末", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "66生快~!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我要模仿你的字!!可以每天at你嘛……", "target": "哈哈哈可以啊" }, { "source": "迷恋你", "target": "夸张" }, { "source": "怎么办男票比我小!", "target": "哈哈祝你幸福啊" }, { "source": "你也可以每个月搞装修、吵楼下的", "target": "恩~也有道理哦~~只是不晓得他们爱睡懒觉不~~" }, { "source": "恩~也有道理哦~~只是不晓得他们爱睡懒觉不~~", "target": "保证你搞装修之后他们不睡了" }, { "source": "保证你搞装修之后他们不睡了", "target": "都到我家里来睡吧~~~哈哈~~~" }, { "source": "整点消食片,自助也不能猛吃,要不裙子又穿不了了。", "target": "你客气点对咱们小主人嘛" }, { "source": "你客气点对咱们小主人嘛", "target": "我很体贴照顾她呀?给她介绍很多消化的水果。要不然石榴裙都找不到拜!" }, { "source": "我很体贴照顾她呀?给她介绍很多消化的水果。要不然石榴裙都找不到拜!", "target": "内牛满面啊我" }, { "source": "调查一下女神节都用了多少花呗", "target": "没有买啊就" }, { "source": "成全了我的拔丝蛋糕", "target": "不是我的拔丝蛋糕" }, { "source": "你竟然还关注专员", "target": "我什么时候关注的都不知道" }, { "source": "我什么时候关注的都不知道", "target": "别装了你就是老司机" }, { "source": "我喜欢张嘉译主演的谍战剧悬崖", "target": "我也是哎" }, { "source": "已经睡的很努力了", "target": "我要是困,窗下放鞭炮我都无压力" }, { "source": "我要是困,窗下放鞭炮我都无压力", "target": "我知道某种生物也能做到这样" }, { "source": "我知道某种生物也能做到这样", "target": "你没这种能力,却有这种身材" }, { "source": "今天星期四我很无聊", "target": "那你周末会不会无聊呀" }, { "source": "那你周末会不会无聊呀", "target": "偶尔" }, { "source": "兔子,赶紧起床,地震啦", "target": "真的假的?他在线呢!" }, { "source": "真的假的?他在线呢!", "target": "嗯,亲没感觉吗?" }, { "source": "嗯,亲没感觉吗?", "target": "你哪里的?" }, { "source": "你哪里的?", "target": "佛山,同事们都感觉到了,不知道中心震源在哪里" }, { "source": "佛山,同事们都感觉到了,不知道中心震源在哪里", "target": "啊?那岂不是在广州?不知道广州那边有没有感觉呢?" }, { "source": "人傻,钱少,脾气大", "target": "一语中的,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "无聊才加班哟", "target": "对啊,单身狗" }, { "source": "对啊,单身狗", "target": "单身不可怕,有朋友有基友有闺蜜就好咯,怕啥" }, { "source": "单身不可怕,有朋友有基友有闺蜜就好咯,怕啥", "target": "是滴~所以我很开心~" }, { "source": "是滴~所以我很开心~", "target": "开心到哭了啊你" }, { "source": "开心到哭了啊你", "target": "对啊~" }, { "source": "你不知道有一个大怪物叫洒水车嘛", "target": "哈哈哈你敲搞笑欸我5码过水这波你怎么说" }, { "source": "太甜了羡慕我这种老阿姨从来都没有过这种心动的感觉", "target": "哈哈哈好害羞哪里老了!明明宇宙超级无敌美少女!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈好害羞哪里老了!明明宇宙超级无敌美少女!", "target": "祝幸福" }, { "source": "祝幸福", "target": "嘻嘻谢谢仙女!" }, { "source": "早日成婚", "target": "简直般配到不行" }, { "source": "简直般配到不行", "target": "是的是的!" }, { "source": "我Q:775349600呵呵有事留言哈。", "target": "哈哈我Q上没什么认识的人就这上认识咯哦~~~~~" }, { "source": "哈哈我Q上没什么认识的人就这上认识咯哦~~~~~", "target": "行呵呵这上也不错就是有点晕哈哈" }, { "source": "你请我也吃不到!哼!来气!", "target": "又是外地的朋友们!" }, { "source": "又是外地的朋友们!", "target": "请苏州本地的旁友们心疼一下外地的,给我留点啊" }, { "source": "请苏州本地的旁友们心疼一下外地的,给我留点啊", "target": "~~" }, { "source": "文艺小伙子", "target": "那必须周六听民谣不" }, { "source": "哇生日快乐哟估计你又得吃胖咯", "target": "你看你祝我瘦" }, { "source": "兔纸有没有办法带回国内", "target": "带回国可能可以" }, { "source": "我真的吐了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "这只是个橘子。。而已。。。。" }, { "source": "我正打算跟你说这事呢。", "target": "你啥时候有空呀" }, { "source": "你啥时候有空呀", "target": "我啥时候都有空" }, { "source": "我啥时候都有空", "target": "你个用黑莓加苹果的不要在这里得瑟" }, { "source": "你个用黑莓加苹果的不要在这里得瑟", "target": "不要嘛" }, { "source": "你也喜欢很甜蜜,你不喜欢就成了负担", "target": "感觉自己经常成了别人的负担耶" }, { "source": "哎,一个多月狗狗也受了不少苦,别想了,起码在它最后的时光里还有个好主人!", "target": "走的时候三个多月了,买的时候一个多月。回来三四天就检查出犬瘟,一直在治疗。" }, { "source": "走的时候三个多月了,买的时候一个多月。回来三四天就检查出犬瘟,一直在治疗。", "target": "买狗出过的事太多了,我现在有一只猫一只狗,都是领养的,我一个月前捡了只狗在网上找人收养了,前两天又捡了只猫,也找人收养了,现在都好好的,领养的人也都带去看过,都没有问题,一定不要去狗市随便买,我朋友买了两条一条犬瘟,一条细小,都没治好,后来再也没养过" }, { "source": "韩国那网站资源新可它不让下啊,有什么办法,再来华语的好像也就这能下了。", "target": "可以啊韩国的,照样都是付费下载喔" }, { "source": "哇哇!我正准备和朋友去那里玩,有什么好吃的推荐不?", "target": "青石玖宫。玩的我觉得还不是蛮多,主要都是吃的" }, { "source": "能请教下为什么不去学校学要请家教吗?就是说家教比学校的优势好在哪?", "target": "哦这样啊……" }, { "source": "原来真的有胖子瘦下来也不好看的", "target": "你就好看?" }, { "source": "兄台好文采!佩服!", "target": "客气客气" }, { "source": "脏脏包!!!", "target": "没错,可我觉得还挺一般的,也许踩雷了" }, { "source": "没错,可我觉得还挺一般的,也许踩雷了", "target": "其实我也可能是我们不喜欢吃巧克力" }, { "source": "开始拉肚子了", "target": "发热了没?不是胃肠感冒吧" }, { "source": "发热了没?不是胃肠感冒吧", "target": "没发热,精神也没事,就是又拉又吐" }, { "source": "你们真的太能逛了!", "target": "是不能逛!又不能空手而归" }, { "source": "眼袋好重啊又没休息好吧", "target": "你再仔细看看,可能是你屏幕刮了两道痕。77最好看了" }, { "source": "逛街去", "target": "胖穿什么都不好看" }, { "source": "胖穿什么都不好看", "target": "我!在!跑!步!了!" }, { "source": "我!在!跑!步!了!", "target": "真的假的有没有截图记录啊吃惊" }, { "source": "真的假的有没有截图记录啊吃惊", "target": "跑!步!怎!么!截!图!" }, { "source": "有故事不要一个人去看,绝对哭成狗久久恢复不了", "target": "那我得去试试会不会哭成狗" }, { "source": "那我得去试试会不会哭成狗", "target": "不哭你打我" }, { "source": "我也想,蛏子好大一个啊,看着就好吃", "target": "看起来真的好好吃啊!!而且新鲜捞的口感还要好!!!然后我就想起来以前在机丸吃过酒焖贝,好好吃的!!!" }, { "source": "看起来真的好好吃啊!!而且新鲜捞的口感还要好!!!然后我就想起来以前在机丸吃过酒焖贝,好好吃的!!!", "target": "越说越想吃了,等我今年3年签搞定就可以随时去了" }, { "source": "我身体好我高兴我就让座我不高兴谁也别管我让不让就是不让座不能把我咋的还能做我腿上咋的", "target": "就坐你腿上了" }, { "source": "代购代购", "target": "这个搞代购邮费都够买一堆了" }, { "source": "来回我一次!!!", "target": "逗你玩儿" }, { "source": "逗你玩儿", "target": "坏蛋!!!我还以为。吓死。" }, { "source": "魂淡,", "target": "今天吃什么去呐?我肚子饿了" }, { "source": "鸟巢为什么都能看到啊。奥森有吃的?那么密集的人没有影响它们啊", "target": "人家只是路过嘛。除非晚上不会下来的。高大建筑物边有上升气流,搭个便车升高能省力。" }, { "source": "人家只是路过嘛。除非晚上不会下来的。高大建筑物边有上升气流,搭个便车升高能省力。", "target": "哦。哦。真没想到。" }, { "source": "蘸水米线你不知道?", "target": "这没吃过" }, { "source": "你开心就好,很帅", "target": "有眼光" }, { "source": "要不我去请她住?", "target": "你又熟?" }, { "source": "你又熟?", "target": "不熟啊,看起来是妹子,我可以去开个大床房,哇哈哈," }, { "source": "不熟啊,看起来是妹子,我可以去开个大床房,哇哈哈,", "target": "你能再猥琐点么" }, { "source": "你能再猥琐点么", "target": "不能了。。。" }, { "source": "不能了。。。", "target": "孺子还是可教的" }, { "source": "加油才两个字,说多几句", "target": "说那么多干嘛咧" }, { "source": "俺昨天在看二人转的时,听见一个笑话,大家猜猜是怎么说的", "target": "两个•••二十四个•••忽悠五个•••" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈想要两个表情包姐妹", "target": "啥表情包" }, { "source": "怎么,谈恋爱了?", "target": "盼望着请我吃饭吗" }, { "source": "盼望着请我吃饭吗", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈不啊,盼望着你请吃饭" }, { "source": "小李坐旁边", "target": "哦莫!" }, { "source": "哦莫!", "target": "所以那个耳机到底是不是他的" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,毕竟也是36D", "target": "嘻嘻,是的" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,是的", "target": "也是活在梦里" }, { "source": "喊她过来耍撒,你要去哪里?", "target": "我想把她带去新西兰" }, { "source": "我想把她带去新西兰", "target": "好啊,太好了,你在那边找好工作了吗?" }, { "source": "好啊,太好了,你在那边找好工作了吗?", "target": "没有,过去现找" }, { "source": "没有,过去现找", "target": "你好有闯劲哦,不错,小伙子,看好你。" }, { "source": "嗯前天我也去过一小学支教啊孩子们好活泼,问我们带礼物没?呵呵,忘了带,我马上跑到商店买了一大堆阿尔卑斯棒棒糖分给他们,看着他们开心的样子,很满足,接着我就开始给他们讲课了!", "target": "好有爱心哦!好温暖!" }, { "source": "衣服好可爱啊", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "她喊我自提我就说以往都寄呢么", "target": "再等等,过年海关积货多" }, { "source": "再等等,过年海关积货多", "target": "好呢看来是经验丰富" }, { "source": "真羡慕你能去青岛", "target": "咋的呢?我爹娘和俺姐都去" }, { "source": "咋的呢?我爹娘和俺姐都去", "target": "你越说越幸福了等着看你的照片" }, { "source": "你越说越幸福了等着看你的照片", "target": "谁能读出你光鲜靓丽背后的隐忍" }, { "source": "抢镜成功", "target": "谁呀" }, { "source": "谁呀", "target": "你呀" }, { "source": "说了很多次,这种信号灯和你说的左转时红灯的信号灯不一样,信不信随你,反正不是我开车", "target": "明白了,圆形的信号灯即使是绿灯转弯也要看看有没有车直行,我去问问身边的朋友是不是这么一回事" }, { "source": "樱木花道这个背影还挺帅", "target": "是啊也不知道流川枫为啥会有那么多人喜欢" }, { "source": "是啊也不知道流川枫为啥会有那么多人喜欢", "target": "我也喜欢流川枫因为性格高冷长大了才喜欢樱木花道" }, { "source": "直达明天早上7点到北京…嘻嘻…动车是白天的…我每次回家都坐这个直达…跟明天回赤峰的车衔接也刚好", "target": "直达环境这么好!不过你要坐一夜……一点都不好" }, { "source": "直达环境这么好!不过你要坐一夜……一点都不好", "target": "这车卧铺都跟机票差不多了平时寒暑假也木有学生票…我总暗示自己…我年轻…我熬的住" }, { "source": "这车卧铺都跟机票差不多了平时寒暑假也木有学生票…我总暗示自己…我年轻…我熬的住", "target": "哎呀呀应该到家了吧真好呀" }, { "source": "正方形打野变成五边形打野", "target": "朝着六边形打野迈进" }, { "source": "早安深宝", "target": "早上好!" }, { "source": "美团外卖叫起!", "target": "不能!我想瘦下来" }, { "source": "不能!我想瘦下来", "target": "求增肥秘诀!!!——一个吃不胖的人的呐喊" }, { "source": "求增肥秘诀!!!——一个吃不胖的人的呐喊", "target": "求减肥秘诀,一个吃什么都人的呐喊……" }, { "source": "啊哈终于给贝贝找你啦原来是位大帅哥现在才看到大帅哥要远走高飞了是不是以后都不理贝贝了?", "target": "哈,我存在,在,你的存在!" }, { "source": "榜姐观光团,你应该脸丑,不然怎么不露脸", "target": "脸好看就该露脸吗" }, { "source": "脸好看就该露脸吗", "target": "可是你手好看都露手了" }, { "source": "不喜欢黄轩", "target": "我喜欢" }, { "source": "兰州最帅的球员祝你们幸福", "target": "兰州最不要脸" }, { "source": "兰州最不要脸", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,你嫉妒我" }, { "source": "我男朋友真帅,据说下期天魔星和007再相遇", "target": "你都是有脑公的人了还要男朋友" }, { "source": "你都是有脑公的人了还要男朋友", "target": "我有好多男朋友呢,怎样,怎样,哼" }, { "source": "我有好多男朋友呢,怎样,怎样,哼", "target": "好吧,让你任性" }, { "source": "你们最嗨", "target": "没有你就不会嗨!" }, { "source": "没有你就不会嗨!", "target": "不可能!没我才嗨!" }, { "source": "肌肉好帅", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "还好", "target": "有肌肉的男人都帅" }, { "source": "你居然又回家了", "target": "你要请我吃饭吗" }, { "source": "你要请我吃饭吗", "target": "你在家好吃的还不够" }, { "source": "你在家好吃的还不够", "target": "不够呢快请客" }, { "source": "不够呢快请客", "target": "所以你还真是吃不够" }, { "source": "所以你还真是吃不够", "target": "所以你该有所行动吧小伙伴" }, { "source": "你们就是人才阿", "target": "这是我们等你的时候产生的艺术灵感" }, { "source": "富!羡慕", "target": "隐形贫困人口" }, { "source": "东北人都会喊麦东北人都粗鲁东北人都霸道东北人都张口闭口说脏话你们对东北人误解太深了吧", "target": "我是东北人不敢说冷,我一说冷别人就说你东北的还怕冷" }, { "source": "下雨就不热了吧!", "target": "比不下雨凉快,不如潍坊凉快" }, { "source": "比不下雨凉快,不如潍坊凉快", "target": "是啊!离济南远吧?" }, { "source": "是啊!离济南远吧?", "target": "长途汽车四个小时" }, { "source": "你注意点", "target": "哈哈哈哈,你那签证是去哪呀" }, { "source": "小小的牙齿这么厉害哈哈。", "target": "牙刷新新的给他咬咬断掉" }, { "source": "啥你要去哪上班", "target": "就之前那家公司突然问我要不要去" }, { "source": "你好希望您回复一下我关于犬瘟的治疗办法谢谢", "target": "抱歉,我不治疗犬瘟热。" }, { "source": "近近的拉,快过来我带你去玩", "target": "你连古镇在哪你都不知道,真不敢相信你会带我去哪玩。" }, { "source": "继续变胖", "target": "胖个毛线,要瘦十几斤。" }, { "source": "妞,啥时候回家?", "target": "八月底" }, { "source": "跟你讲断了奶奶会更小", "target": "那我喜欢" }, { "source": "求眼镜框购买地址", "target": "路边买的哈哈我在网上也找不到" }, { "source": "增肥的好方法", "target": "这个地方不需要增肥" }, { "source": "突然少女心了呢", "target": "因为我要变少女了" }, { "source": "因为我要变少女了", "target": "恭喜" }, { "source": "你是猪吗", "target": "为什么说我是猪" }, { "source": "为什么说我是猪", "target": "其实就是想骂你" }, { "source": "亲,越来越瘦了~我越来越胖了~", "target": "减肥么减肥话说最近肥了肥了" }, { "source": "减肥么减肥话说最近肥了肥了", "target": "礼拜六看到你以后我就郁闷到现在,我胖死了,你瘦得可以了~好强啊~羡慕死我了~" }, { "source": "打耳洞了!", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "没错", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "厉害了", "target": "哦我没告诉你吗!" }, { "source": "哦我没告诉你吗!", "target": "没有!" }, { "source": "你好萌啊", "target": "你才萌" }, { "source": "因为大家都是同一个头像了,会不会脸茫到分不清谁是谁了", "target": "刚才我明明看到你还是水冰月的" }, { "source": "泡泡姐,你说不会真的还没收吧", "target": "收了!二货们放心" }, { "source": "三观正?三观在哪里?!", "target": "三观那里不正,这就是我平凡的一生" }, { "source": "今天为什么没人回答我第一个问题?", "target": "因为你是特立独行之皮皮虾呀" }, { "source": "因为你是特立独行之皮皮虾呀", "target": "?我第一个问题很正经的" }, { "source": "?我第一个问题很正经的", "target": "我回复你了" }, { "source": "你好帅哥", "target": "你好夜猫" }, { "source": "你好夜猫", "target": "你好!" }, { "source": "武汉站啥时候哦", "target": "没有武汉站!!!" }, { "source": "没有武汉站!!!", "target": "武汉站明年。我晓得日期" }, { "source": "你翡翠戴着吗", "target": "还没时间去弄绳子" }, { "source": "没电乐还真是尴尬啊......", "target": "我现在特生气。" }, { "source": "什么是新生杯", "target": "又翻。。。新手篮球赛啊" }, { "source": "又翻。。。新手篮球赛啊", "target": "无聊" }, { "source": "安检作死?等出事才来后悔?", "target": "安检了还出事,那就真是辣鸡了" }, { "source": "白裤子都脏了", "target": "没关系" }, { "source": "掌门那张好帅,以及真是迷之中缝线", "target": "是的……小跖那张我已经尽力掰开了……" }, { "source": "我不困,睡不着", "target": "休息一会儿吧,别把自己累坏了" }, { "source": "说这话的人胸都不大", "target": "老子体重100、胸就占50、你说大不大" }, { "source": "老子体重100、胸就占50、你说大不大", "target": "我不信" }, { "source": "洋气得很", "target": "那你不来一个" }, { "source": "那你不来一个", "target": "啥型号,我估计我买不起" }, { "source": "我不想背着良心说话。。那好吧。我收回", "target": "嗯,孺子可教也~你应该再补上:嗯,构图很成功,有想法。" }, { "source": "又去约卡卡了嘛", "target": "是的啊,捡了个破车座跟宝贝似的,我要拿过来他不给就算了,还把爪子盖上去头也压上去,但是也别忘了,从小就没有我从他嘴里掏不出来的东西" }, { "source": "雪人没脖子了", "target": "脖子哪儿去了" }, { "source": "别玩手机了!!玩我吧!!看看妈妈吧!!!这完美的脸蛋!!!不要很成熟!!你才十六岁!!啊啊啊!方恰拉!!如果你!!很开心!!我也!!很高兴!!!", "target": "我今年只有五岁明天还要上幼儿园" }, { "source": "我今年只有五岁明天还要上幼儿园", "target": "喵喵喵!!爱你!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "我早就中毒了。。。。外貌协会的人,欲罢不能啊啊啊啊!!", "target": "还有两个碗?" }, { "source": "还有两个碗?", "target": "恩啊。那个2碗套装也很美貌,我在犹豫要不要下一套来看看。。哈哈" }, { "source": "大神,有秘诀吗", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "学会淡定,慢慢成熟就好", "target": "嗯嗯。慢慢来。呵呵。" }, { "source": "是年轻人就嗨起来!跨年桌游玩起来!", "target": "你自己去撒,给你联系方式" }, { "source": "你自己去撒,给你联系方式", "target": "你又闹眼子" }, { "source": "你又闹眼子", "target": "我没时间" }, { "source": "我没时间", "target": "你就是眼子" }, { "source": "你就是眼子", "target": "我不去你不是更好" }, { "source": "我不去你不是更好", "target": "到底去不去啊?" }, { "source": "真的今天没吃米", "target": "好嘛,我相信你,越狱后赶脚怎么样?" }, { "source": "博主你好", "target": "你好呀~" }, { "source": "多吃肉多长肉", "target": "肉多的都快可以去卖了。算了,就这样吧" }, { "source": "大新哥哥我们想你了", "target": "帅气" }, { "source": "我们都不知道未来和明天哪个先到", "target": "是明天和意外哪个先到吧希望我们迎来的都是明天每一个美好的明天" }, { "source": "我要脱单", "target": "加油啊!" }, { "source": "我真不知道你是夸我还是损我…", "target": "夸你!可以放头像,在过个滤镜" }, { "source": "夸你!可以放头像,在过个滤镜", "target": "我觉得有点二" }, { "source": "牙刷你把你腿照得好细!", "target": "牙刷,事实如此好吗" }, { "source": "嗨爆周末嘛", "target": "嗨了一小下没爆" }, { "source": "你干嘛内疚阿?!", "target": "因为没帮你啊。" }, { "source": "加油减肥!", "target": "又得开始了" }, { "source": "又得开始了", "target": "哈哈哈哈振作起来" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈振作起来", "target": "我会戒饭的" }, { "source": "我会戒饭的", "target": "那可不行。可以少吃一点" }, { "source": "那可不行。可以少吃一点", "target": "我不敢立flag" }, { "source": "我不敢立flag", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈没事吃饱了才有力气减肥" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈没事吃饱了才有力气减肥", "target": "我努力" }, { "source": "我努力", "target": "看好你哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "看好你哈哈哈哈", "target": "不陪我一起么???" }, { "source": "不陪我一起么???", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈等我97斤的时候再减" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈等我97斤的时候再减", "target": "别说了我这就把嘴缝上" }, { "source": "哈哈坐船好玩吗", "target": "好玩但是旅程太短暂已经结束啦" }, { "source": "好玩但是旅程太短暂已经结束啦", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "哇你秒回" }, { "source": "哇你秒回", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "嗷嗷嗷!羡慕!", "target": "哈哈哈哈,超开心的" }, { "source": "唉愁死了吧咱们", "target": "你不是心里有个未亡人儿么" }, { "source": "你不是心里有个未亡人儿么", "target": "在我心里快亡了" }, { "source": "假牙都要掉了", "target": "你的" }, { "source": "男神生快!!", "target": "哈哈谢谢我们唱二人转的东北妹" }, { "source": "哈哈谢谢我们唱二人转的东北妹", "target": "我不怎么会唱的" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜!请吃饭呀!!", "target": "好好好~" }, { "source": "在这个美好的期末即将到来的时刻,大家原来都是想骂学校的", "target": "我们学校说9号放假,大家票都买完了,然后他说他要改" }, { "source": "开车来读书", "target": "你给我买车啊" }, { "source": "钱钟书对杨绛的爱情宣言:遇到你之前,我没想过结婚,遇到你之后,我结婚没想过别的人……致敬", "target": "经典" }, { "source": "看看眼睛,斯文不?", "target": "安?你又换了眼镜了是咋?" }, { "source": "善良的人会有好运", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "需要刷机", "target": "数据都没了?" }, { "source": "数据都没了?", "target": "嗯啊我前两天也开不了去刷了个机照片都没了" }, { "source": "嗯啊我前两天也开不了去刷了个机照片都没了", "target": "一样的" }, { "source": "我惹你是拿什么拍的?好漂亮!", "target": "就我之前用的微单、~哈哈有几张是隔着窗户拍的反而变的很有感觉" }, { "source": "就我之前用的微单、~哈哈有几张是隔着窗户拍的反而变的很有感觉", "target": "真心好看" }, { "source": "你最近都在发奋图强做帽子吗", "target": "是啊养肥肉中" }, { "source": "是啊养肥肉中", "target": "好样的!人家割肉,你养肥!" }, { "source": "男人,论文纸质版是否只需要打:封面,诚信声明和论文主体", "target": "要!!这是论文的一部分" }, { "source": "要!!这是论文的一部分", "target": "既打印我之前说的三部分即可么?" }, { "source": "既打印我之前说的三部分即可么?", "target": "整篇打下来啊" }, { "source": "整篇打下来啊", "target": "...整篇既还包括任务书、指导教师指导记录表,开题报告,中期检查表,论文指导教师评阅意见表等?!?!?" }, { "source": "...整篇既还包括任务书、指导教师指导记录表,开题报告,中期检查表,论文指导教师评阅意见表等?!?!?", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "其实今年的分数都是虚高", "target": "...呵呵早知道你会这么说,但是我也有我的看法" }, { "source": "...呵呵早知道你会这么说,但是我也有我的看法", "target": "你的看法是什么" }, { "source": "首先沟通很重要,沟通不了的话行动可能更重要.", "target": "昂,是这样的,但我发出这样的感慨就表明沟通无效了。现在就是避免正面冲突,他们说我就听着,至于怎么做还是自己把握。" }, { "source": "法师和玫瑰一样看休眠的状态吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "无言以对,越来越浪了", "target": "没用他复读去了" }, { "source": "月收入100万什么游?", "target": "欧美高端油。没毛病" }, { "source": "被今年来的新员工叫哥,结果都比我大,", "target": "那知道以后都叫你什么" }, { "source": "头是一天比一天大,再不济,找个女朋友也行啊!", "target": "行希望你能让我随一份份子钱" }, { "source": "再给你推一部流感", "target": "好看么。?" }, { "source": "超喜欢抢手机和抱她那段;嚣张得不得了", "target": "哈哈,天蝎的专属。" }, { "source": "不是我吹看完你照片我连咱俩孩子叫啥在哪儿上大学都想好了", "target": "大兄弟没睡醒?再睡会,这可能是梦。" }, { "source": "大兄弟没睡醒?再睡会,这可能是梦。", "target": "醒啦" }, { "source": "逊姐你现在在馀杭?", "target": "对呀,你也是?我住馀杭镇,老公是馀杭人" }, { "source": "对呀,你也是?我住馀杭镇,老公是馀杭人", "target": "哦哦我不是老馀杭的黑胖住老馀杭的" }, { "source": "我也特别兴奋没来没想过这么突然,峰峰会来沈阳", "target": "真的是太突然了,特别特别特别开心" }, { "source": "雨桐雨桐我爱你", "target": "祝我轩女神生日快乐.越来越女神.等我回去请你吃饭." }, { "source": "祝我轩女神生日快乐.越来越女神.等我回去请你吃饭.", "target": "嘻嘻嘻蟹蟹我男神回去约" }, { "source": "没钱", "target": "少买鞋子" }, { "source": "快翻来饮茶", "target": "哈哈,你地约左饮茶啊" }, { "source": "台可爱了!", "target": "“台”可爱是新疆妹子嘛" }, { "source": "“台”可爱是新疆妹子嘛", "target": "哈哈哈哈不是不是" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈不是不是", "target": "嗷之前看一个新疆话教学,里面用“台”表示“太”" }, { "source": "阿瓶你最喜欢这种骂人了哈哈", "target": "因为骂得比较礼貌哈哈哈" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "谢谢啦新年快乐" }, { "source": "赞啊,形式多样哪~", "target": "第三次做寿司,还是有点手忙脚乱,卷的不够好" }, { "source": "第三次做寿司,还是有点手忙脚乱,卷的不够好", "target": "挺好了,手卷哦" }, { "source": "挺好了,手卷哦", "target": "切的时候把蟹子那条切砸了,只有这小块还勉强可以出镜" }, { "source": "切的时候把蟹子那条切砸了,只有这小块还勉强可以出镜", "target": "哈哈,刀不够快。" }, { "source": "哈哈,刀不够快。", "target": "是的,切散啦" }, { "source": "你现在为止给了多少钱了", "target": "没多少,勉强" }, { "source": "没多少,勉强", "target": "还要给多少?" }, { "source": "还要给多少?", "target": "怎么着五六万" }, { "source": "怎么着五六万", "target": "现在经济形势怎么不好,你总要为自己准备下东西,提前打算下。" }, { "source": "可爱改天去撸猫了", "target": "可以很乖很粘人" }, { "source": "陈冠希朴树还是太小众", "target": "朴树小众?85后、90后怕是不少人都挺朴树的歌长大的吧?" }, { "source": "我要来成都玩了带我吗", "target": "你来就带啊" }, { "source": "你来就带啊", "target": "你会不会把我卖了" }, { "source": "你会不会把我卖了", "target": "那么大的人,敢卖?" }, { "source": "那么大的人,敢卖?", "target": "我比较单纯" }, { "source": "我比较单纯", "target": "可能是哦" }, { "source": "可能是哦", "target": "老司机带带我" }, { "source": "老司机带带我", "target": "老司机还不敢当哦" }, { "source": "老司机还不敢当哦", "target": "成都老司机啊,带我游成都" }, { "source": "成都老司机啊,带我游成都", "target": "有时间就带啊" }, { "source": "有时间就带啊", "target": "没男朋友的话应该有时间吧" }, { "source": "没男朋友的话应该有时间吧", "target": "那是哦" }, { "source": "那是哦", "target": "我就怕你有男朋友,那成都真的把我带走了" }, { "source": "我就怕你有男朋友,那成都真的把我带走了", "target": "男朋友是稀有的" }, { "source": "男朋友是稀有的", "target": "谈什么恋爱啊,我来玩你把我当男朋友吧装情侣" }, { "source": "牛板筋最好吃", "target": "那你肯定是没吃过苕皮" }, { "source": "一大早被你喂饱狗粮", "target": "不偷一波能量?" }, { "source": "不偷一波能量?", "target": "现在可还来得及?" }, { "source": "哼几时回来学校,送礼物", "target": "等到心累" }, { "source": "岁月不饶人", "target": "你们开心就好" }, { "source": "我也最爱大理了", "target": "请问一下这是什么p图的,就是那个空白的" }, { "source": "请问一下这是什么p图的,就是那个空白的", "target": "黄油相机" }, { "source": "黄油相机", "target": "我回复她了" }, { "source": "侗族大歌在国际更为有名,唱响维也纳", "target": "你听过吗" }, { "source": "感觉我们这里的名创优品都没有", "target": "兜了上海的两家都没有找到" }, { "source": "兜了上海的两家都没有找到", "target": "我也是啊啊啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "我要回了,四点半的车。", "target": "真好!!赶紧回注意安全买那个按压式的氧了吗" }, { "source": "真好!!赶紧回注意安全买那个按压式的氧了吗", "target": "没有,问题不大。好很多了。" }, { "source": "你做的对,坚守自己的原则,才是对他好,对工作负责,对所有乘员负责。", "target": "坚持是痛苦的" }, { "source": "你不是平常都不带脑袋出门的么?应该不变才对啊?", "target": "你以前不是这样的!!!" }, { "source": "你以前不是这样的!!!", "target": "你都没带脑袋出来过,怎么知道我不是这样的?" }, { "source": "你都没带脑袋出来过,怎么知道我不是这样的?", "target": "因为今天我带脑袋了……" }, { "source": "因为今天我带脑袋了……", "target": "那你下次还是别带它出门好啦,免得伤心..." }, { "source": "我现在很少吃棒冰。冰淇淋偶尔吃吃", "target": "小小,五丰的这个绿豆棒冰超好吃的" }, { "source": "小小,五丰的这个绿豆棒冰超好吃的", "target": "我每年也买这个口味的。但我吃的很少" }, { "source": "我每年也买这个口味的。但我吃的很少", "target": "今年很过份,个头越做越小了" }, { "source": "回家啦?", "target": "回来好几天了" }, { "source": "最美的天使,愿天堂没有病痛。一个人活着的意义,不能以生命长短作为标准,而应该以生命的质量和厚度来衡量。", "target": "一路走好,愿天堂不再有伤病。" }, { "source": "笑一笑没什么大不了、什么烦恼都没了~", "target": "希望你开心" }, { "source": "怎么觉得香肠长得蛮可爱", "target": "你太会抓重点了我也觉得萌萌哒" }, { "source": "2018的目标吗", "target": "做梦做梦" }, { "source": "在医学上,拔牙瘦脸是扯淡,毫无根据", "target": "我拔了四颗牙戴牙套脸也没变啊而且刚开始每次重新固定时是很疼但是过了两三天就可以照常吃了体重只升不降" }, { "source": "摩羯女听说金牛男很合适", "target": "我金牛的" }, { "source": "我要去你地度黏餐!!!", "target": "边度???" }, { "source": "边度???", "target": "你地宿舍" }, { "source": "你地宿舍", "target": "哈哈欢迎抢晒据d野食!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈欢迎抢晒据d野食!!!", "target": "一起抢拉。" }, { "source": "一起抢拉。", "target": "绝对!" }, { "source": "你有没有遇见过这样一个人,明明是他先闯进你的世界,却在你日渐上心的时候扬长而去,留你一个人在日后漫长的岁月里一边等待一边凋零。你永远都记得最初的温暖,可是那个来过你世界的人好像再也没打算回来。", "target": "遇到过" }, { "source": "我又赖床了", "target": "偶以为你特意要多休息,明天开始我喊你起床,吃早饭,身体倍儿棒,吃早饭也是减肥的关键~" }, { "source": "偶以为你特意要多休息,明天开始我喊你起床,吃早饭,身体倍儿棒,吃早饭也是减肥的关键~", "target": "差不多啊,困哪" }, { "source": "明星大侦探就差一个谭松韵了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈对对对" }, { "source": "茉莉园,名字真好记下啦,谢谢。", "target": "说实话,我去的少,不能给出更好的建议。" }, { "source": "头发颜色好好看是偏红色嘛?", "target": "算是吧" }, { "source": "谢友友", "target": "友晚好!" }, { "source": "友晚好!", "target": "好友晚上好" }, { "source": "达达有车啦", "target": "早就买啦二手小车" }, { "source": "早就买啦二手小车", "target": "开车注意安全" }, { "source": "有窗有二叔,周二不寂寞,没窗有二叔,每天都快活", "target": "精髓" }, { "source": "我没有应援板的啊", "target": "就是画的那个呀" }, { "source": "“小伙子,你那什么车啊”“AE86啊,怎样”“飙一下啊”", "target": "诶哟不错噢" }, { "source": "你敢关注我吗", "target": "不敢" }, { "source": "不敢", "target": "你知道我是谁吗" }, { "source": "想要一个女朋友,还有今晚没有得苹果吃。", "target": "女朋友在这里" }, { "source": "女朋友在这里", "target": "真暖" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐", "target": "同乐!辛苦~" }, { "source": "要爱国坚决不买", "target": "你用的就是苹果啊" }, { "source": "你用的就是苹果啊", "target": "嗯那,所以以后不会再买" }, { "source": "招财猫啊", "target": "哈哈亮点" }, { "source": "我是说头像都是这件衣服?就买一件哦??", "target": "没有衣服穿啦," }, { "source": "没有衣服穿啦,", "target": "我不介意你光着~哈哈哈" }, { "source": "十万个为啥我是不是很厉害", "target": "我想说对面都是渣你想不赢也难啊" }, { "source": "我想说对面都是渣你想不赢也难啊", "target": "那你的意思我也很渣只不过比他们稍微好些吗" }, { "source": "那你的意思我也很渣只不过比他们稍微好些吗", "target": "没有我不是那个意思" }, { "source": "我们知道自己会迷路所以一路问路问出去的结果指路的保安叔叔带着我们绕圈子", "target": "他是好心想让你俩减肥来着" }, { "source": "他是好心想让你俩减肥来着", "target": "原来是这样的呀" }, { "source": "还有191天高考", "target": "加油哦" }, { "source": "女神也会抑郁的吗==!看你平时那么乐观", "target": "奥特曼也会闪红灯啊只是最重都会赢" }, { "source": "奥特曼也会闪红灯啊只是最重都会赢", "target": "下次有人跟我这样说的时候我会想你一样回答的,精辟的来又充满了希望,," }, { "source": "黑色的是啥?", "target": "护发素" }, { "source": "护发素", "target": "啊啊。。" }, { "source": "越长大越孤单从小我们就知道你是个有爱心的女孩路边一只小狗被撞伤了你居然抱着它哭了半个小时主人最后无奈地说菇凉既然你这么喜欢它送你好啦", "target": "现在我都还在想,如果当时有能力救了它,会不会它就不用死了~然后又反问自己,现在遇到了当时的情况会怎么样?然后悲哀的发现,也许我就只会看一眼,然后心里说句阿弥陀佛,就此忘记了~你说是不是越长大人性就越冷淡?" }, { "source": "现在我都还在想,如果当时有能力救了它,会不会它就不用死了~然后又反问自己,现在遇到了当时的情况会怎么样?然后悲哀的发现,也许我就只会看一眼,然后心里说句阿弥陀佛,就此忘记了~你说是不是越长大人性就越冷淡?", "target": "说明你理智了,你的爱应该留给该付出的地方" }, { "source": "顺便讲一句,我觉得我们不矮哈~~~", "target": "比起人家还是矮哦点" }, { "source": "比起人家还是矮哦点", "target": "长他人志气灭自己威风" }, { "source": "长他人志气灭自己威风", "target": "要勇于面对自己的不足之处" }, { "source": "你多久没来看我们了,你给我们点想你的动力好吗", "target": "久!?" }, { "source": "要不要我寄一筐给你嘞?", "target": "快寄来,我等着!" }, { "source": "快寄来,我等着!", "target": "好的嘞" }, { "source": "语文不好,看不懂", "target": "欺负人。。。哼" }, { "source": "欺负人。。。哼", "target": "你解释" }, { "source": "祈祷,一如往昔的美好…", "target": "我点蜡烛了" }, { "source": "我点蜡烛了", "target": "我没蜡烛点,心里默念…" }, { "source": "我没蜡烛点,心里默念…", "target": "心里有美好。。够了。" }, { "source": "心里有美好。。够了。", "target": "心里有爱,花开不败!" }, { "source": "心里有爱,花开不败!", "target": ".................第一反应出现了东方不败" }, { "source": ".................第一反应出现了东方不败", "target": "冒汗!!!" }, { "source": "冒汗!!!", "target": "睡觉了晚安" }, { "source": "睡觉了晚安", "target": "晚安,好梦…" }, { "source": "生日快乐哦煜辉哥哥", "target": "比你细好磨?亲,叫弟弟" }, { "source": "拜拜!有素质的人!勿说太多!!", "target": "哼哼,我看你长得也蛮可爱的,和我差不多类型的嘛,怎么见解这么不同啊," }, { "source": "哼哼,我看你长得也蛮可爱的,和我差不多类型的嘛,怎么见解这么不同啊,", "target": "没你可爱" }, { "source": "小福子就是双胞胎肚子巨大的那个网友????", "target": "就是那个超大肚子的" }, { "source": "就是那个超大肚子的", "target": "看的吓人" }, { "source": "看的吓人", "target": "她是解放了。唉" }, { "source": "她是解放了。唉", "target": "分我一个" }, { "source": "分我一个", "target": "。。光想着不劳而获,坐啊忖" }, { "source": "你多大了?", "target": "怎么能问一个淑女这么私密的问题除非你先说" }, { "source": "怎么能问一个淑女这么私密的问题除非你先说", "target": "你有驾照么?" }, { "source": "你有驾照么?", "target": "别跟我说这些,我不懂。。。" }, { "source": "别跟我说这些,我不懂。。。", "target": "你也有不懂的" }, { "source": "老师放假了", "target": "额……我放假了" }, { "source": "没事没事我最高记录一周换了俩屏", "target": "有钱有钱" }, { "source": "有钱有钱", "target": "你以为我想" }, { "source": "去哪里?", "target": "花都" }, { "source": "花都", "target": "和我?我也是回花都..." }, { "source": "三块钱代取快递你知道不啦", "target": "我不知道啊!!" }, { "source": "嗯大四学姐欢迎你。", "target": "嗯嗯!哈哈!那以后要是真成了校友,就交个朋友吧!哈哈!我其实是合川本地人呢!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!哈哈!那以后要是真成了校友,就交个朋友吧!哈哈!我其实是合川本地人呢!", "target": "喔喔当然可以呀。但是你开学我还不回学校呢。我估计要十一后才回去。" }, { "source": "喔喔当然可以呀。但是你开学我还不回学校呢。我估计要十一后才回去。", "target": "哦哦,反正你也是要来的嘛!" }, { "source": "落得快意人生,万花丛中过,片叶不沾衣", "target": "万花不解独时冷。" }, { "source": "万花不解独时冷。", "target": "举世皆醉你独醒" }, { "source": "举世皆醉你独醒", "target": "抬举了。我只一土鳖。" }, { "source": "抬举了。我只一土鳖。", "target": "喝酒怕醉喝酒独醒的人,往往最后醉得最厉害。" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "没有没有假的假的" }, { "source": "让过去彻底过去然后过好现在以后的生活", "target": "动!起!来!嘿咻嘿咻~" }, { "source": "动!起!来!嘿咻嘿咻~", "target": "我也单身了" }, { "source": "我也单身了", "target": "!!!什么情况不是好好的么你心情怎么样需不需要人来陪伴" }, { "source": "买错票了还有心情拍照", "target": "我坐了20站地铁才飘荡回家" }, { "source": "我坐了20站地铁才飘荡回家", "target": "喜闻乐见哈哈" }, { "source": "换车拉", "target": "哈哈'你啥时候回来" }, { "source": "哈哈'你啥时候回来", "target": "什么型号啊这家伙呀" }, { "source": "什么型号啊这家伙呀", "target": "等你回来高速你" }, { "source": "我很想问,这有很多人么?不都是一个人么?", "target": "嘛眼神~~这里加上我有三个人" }, { "source": "嘛眼神~~这里加上我有三个人", "target": "哪个是你啊?这么看也只有两个人啊,跟你很像吧应该" }, { "source": "我又来了、你在那、上茶", "target": "茶来了" }, { "source": "下大雨。。。我都坐在m记走不了了", "target": "那我只能说幸好我未出门鸟" }, { "source": "做公益和诈捐的,你说信哪个?", "target": "哗众取宠" }, { "source": "你不在厦门吗?厦门没有", "target": "我在家修炼过两天回去要开始上班了" }, { "source": "我在家修炼过两天回去要开始上班了", "target": "上什么班啊!" }, { "source": "上什么班啊!", "target": "赚钱养自己啊" }, { "source": "赚钱养自己啊", "target": "其实我是想问你做什么工作的。" }, { "source": "不忍直视", "target": "多看看就正常了" }, { "source": "你太坏了,粘到嘴里,吃进肚子了咋办", "target": "它才不吃呢,不合口味的都不会吃哒" }, { "source": "好喜欢,博主每次都很有诚意哦", "target": "能帮到你们就好" }, { "source": "能帮到你们就好", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "唐人街探案好看不!", "target": "非常好看!笑死我了~" }, { "source": "非常好看!笑死我了~", "target": "我也要去看" }, { "source": "你的眼皮跟贴了双眼皮贴似的", "target": "真没有" }, { "source": "不打包份给我!!!", "target": "要吃得发真相哦亲" }, { "source": "要吃得发真相哦亲", "target": "你没吃吗!!!" }, { "source": "你没吃吗!!!", "target": "我不一样" }, { "source": "建筑挺好,有一带江南风格特明显。环境挺好,空气挺好,天气挺好,市井的地方也挺好。", "target": "好吧,你是我问了那么多个中唯一说挺好的。。" }, { "source": "好吧,你是我问了那么多个中唯一说挺好的。。", "target": "别人说什么…………" }, { "source": "别人说什么…………", "target": "不好,还没福州好,就是石头、" }, { "source": "不好,还没福州好,就是石头、", "target": "呃……看来是福州很好咯~" }, { "source": "注意到了!哎呦喂...受不了了...小伙减肥吧!", "target": "再一次减肥失败,没人监督真不行啊。。。" }, { "source": "再一次减肥失败,没人监督真不行啊。。。", "target": "!!你的毅力呢。。毅力呢" }, { "source": "我偷偷告诉你叮当将来要嫁给我", "target": "。做个人吧" }, { "source": "想想我你会开心点", "target": "姐姐我也胖了" }, { "source": "多了爱国跟友善,想要富强", "target": "我多了富强,想换爱国" }, { "source": "我在学校,何止每天醒四五次阿。都是被冻醒的", "target": "加被窝嘛" }, { "source": "这故事情节真心赞", "target": "不是故事" }, { "source": "不是故事", "target": "好吧,那你告诉我你怎么了" }, { "source": "好吧,那你告诉我你怎么了", "target": "车祸啊" }, { "source": "车祸啊", "target": "严不严重" }, { "source": "严不严重", "target": "算严重" }, { "source": "算严重", "target": "需要看望不" }, { "source": "需要看望不", "target": "不需要了" }, { "source": "还是最爱七里香", "target": "你这个戏精?管你什么事" }, { "source": "睡前夸夸您晚安", "target": "早安!起床了没有" }, { "source": "买车吧", "target": "等你买车借我开诶。。我学车就为了这个诶。。" }, { "source": "等你买车借我开诶。。我学车就为了这个诶。。", "target": "我骑脚头车的" }, { "source": "我骑脚头车的", "target": "会有的。。我等着你。。哇哈哈" }, { "source": "快来吃炸土豆", "target": "你炸好了给我寄过来嘛让我望眼欲穿也好再也不想吃外面的东西了" }, { "source": "你炸好了给我寄过来嘛让我望眼欲穿也好再也不想吃外面的东西了", "target": "我做的比外面好吃厨艺有长进" }, { "source": "我做的比外面好吃厨艺有长进", "target": "那我何时能尝你的手艺" }, { "source": "一鼓作气,再而衰,三而竭。", "target": "下一句是啥?" }, { "source": "下一句是啥?", "target": "下一句是“轻点整事,少挨点揍”" }, { "source": "妹子,心疼你,也心疼我自己", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "快放暑假了吧", "target": "嗯嗯,应该是快毕业了!哈哈,马上回家!回家去看看你和宝宝!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,应该是快毕业了!哈哈,马上回家!回家去看看你和宝宝!", "target": "好的好的!真的好久没见面了" }, { "source": "有几只黑脸羊羊,好像肖恩小羊呀", "target": "被你这么一说,是觉得像呢" }, { "source": "今天做表情党么~~~哈哈", "target": "唉觉得有太多话想说而已。。想太多了我。。" }, { "source": "清新大气", "target": "清新大气你确定?" }, { "source": "清新大气你确定?", "target": "我之前看了爱情雨就觉得七八十年代的感觉太棒了" }, { "source": "我支持你孩子熬夜吧", "target": "到两三点才困啊我不想熬夜的" }, { "source": "到两三点才困啊我不想熬夜的", "target": "羡慕嫉妒恨啦" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨啦", "target": "有什么好羡慕的?" }, { "source": "有什么好羡慕的?", "target": "第二天可以中午才起床" }, { "source": "第二天可以中午才起床", "target": "不是的十点就要起床" }, { "source": "不是的十点就要起床", "target": "怎么都比我们这种七点多就要起来的好吖" }, { "source": "怎么都比我们这种七点多就要起来的好吖", "target": "迟点开学要六点多就起床" }, { "source": "迟点开学要六点多就起床", "target": "到时候你会早睡的啦" }, { "source": "到时候你会早睡的啦", "target": "到时候努力争取时间睡觉" }, { "source": "到时候努力争取时间睡觉", "target": "哈欠~现在我就想睡了" }, { "source": "哈欠~现在我就想睡了", "target": "打瞌睡会扣工资吗" }, { "source": "打瞌睡会扣工资吗", "target": "你说呢" }, { "source": "你说呢", "target": "我说不会" }, { "source": "我说不会", "target": "老板,你请我吧" }, { "source": "导师爱男生是真的没错了", "target": "因为出差什么的太方便了……我报的专业就是各种出差惆怅中" }, { "source": "因为出差什么的太方便了……我报的专业就是各种出差惆怅中", "target": "出差不挺好的吗我就喜欢出差" }, { "source": "我们寝室不知道是对面楼还是后面那楼昨天晚上好像断网了,结果一整楼的男生晚上在那摔东西吼吼吼~~", "target": "都断了" }, { "source": "都断了", "target": "好吧~~你摔了什么?" }, { "source": "想我了吗", "target": "超想的" }, { "source": "朝饮木兰之坠露,夕餐秋菊之落英。屈原说的就是我家柒柒啊!", "target": "小哥哥诗词歌赋无一不通,请收下我的膝盖" }, { "source": "我也玩游戏的好么…", "target": "知道,卡牌" }, { "source": "知道,卡牌", "target": "真懂我" }, { "source": "在一起!", "target": "这样真的好吗" }, { "source": "该睡觉了", "target": "早啊" }, { "source": "目测,我要转三趟车", "target": "唯一转两班车的是到武警支队站坐35路,到云顶澜山,就有70路坐了~。还是10A方便一点" }, { "source": "姐姐你很坚强。祝福。", "target": "好想能看到她再动下" }, { "source": "你爱我还是爱尸姐", "target": "尸姐" }, { "source": "尸姐", "target": "你走!!!!!!" }, { "source": "你走!!!!!!", "target": "尸姐…………算个屁……爱的人是你" }, { "source": "亲爱的你最美丽!", "target": "老子高三时" }, { "source": "老子高三时", "target": "亲爱的回来得啦!" }, { "source": "大力气推倒,又双手轻轻扶她坐下;衣服丢在她身上,又细心的给她盖好。很爱她,想让她做自己的大阏氏,但又不忍心,给她自由。", "target": "说的好感动" }, { "source": "说的好感动", "target": "淡定,希望他们可以好好谈恋爱" }, { "source": "第二遍!超可爱!!佳佳变强了!", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "谢谢!", "target": "夸爆你哦!加油啦啦啦啦" }, { "source": "哇~好久没写东西啦~除了前几天背单词的时候居居真棒~", "target": "有感而发的话你也可以" }, { "source": "有感而发的话你也可以", "target": "哈哈好滴" }, { "source": "暗中观察", "target": "有没有发现它的脸上脱了一圈毛" }, { "source": "没看到人", "target": "侧面烘托~" }, { "source": "人必定帅", "target": "不要说出来" }, { "source": "我的意思是如果你想自己问我就给你联系方式", "target": "不问了,你问吧" }, { "source": "不问了,你问吧", "target": "你着急吗?不着急的话我晚上帮你问" }, { "source": "你着急吗?不着急的话我晚上帮你问", "target": "恩恩,不急不急~" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜", "target": "我们应该是同喜你应该比我领证还早吧我这到跟前才去,啥都挤一起了" }, { "source": "我们应该是同喜你应该比我领证还早吧我这到跟前才去,啥都挤一起了", "target": "啥时候结婚啊?" }, { "source": "请问你从昨天到今天一个鬼影没有怎么回事?", "target": "手机没电自动关机了,刚到寝室" }, { "source": "手机没电自动关机了,刚到寝室", "target": "呵呵。最起码一个电话都不打" }, { "source": "想请你指导健身哦", "target": "当然可以" }, { "source": "当然可以", "target": "你能自由出入我的健身房吗?" }, { "source": "你能自由出入我的健身房吗?", "target": "你在哪里健身?" }, { "source": "你在哪里健身?", "target": "东三环呼家楼附近" }, { "source": "东三环呼家楼附近", "target": "什么名字?" }, { "source": "厉害了!下次没地儿扔垃圾的时候我就找打电话的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死了" }, { "source": "谢霆锋好帅~", "target": "对啊对啊!!" }, { "source": "你的努力我们看在眼里,加油等你回来", "target": "等你回来。我也爱你。" }, { "source": "太马跑友已经帮我订好房间。", "target": "我也定了所以太原我们可以见面了吗哈哈哈,不过我很晚才到" }, { "source": "突然发现,穷穷的也挺好,啥都买不起~", "target": "是真的一件皮制品都没有更别提象牙了唯一一件带毛外套的还是人造毛" }, { "source": "是真的一件皮制品都没有更别提象牙了唯一一件带毛外套的还是人造毛", "target": "羽绒服也有毛" }, { "source": "羽绒服也有毛", "target": "羽绒服里面塞的是毛吗是不是棉花都不一定估计还是人造的给你美的还想要毛" }, { "source": "羽绒服里面塞的是毛吗是不是棉花都不一定估计还是人造的给你美的还想要毛", "target": "你是有多倒霉,全买棉花的?" }, { "source": "看到这束花,有种说不出的赶脚~", "target": "什么感觉?" }, { "source": "什么感觉?", "target": "纠结" }, { "source": "纠结", "target": "这有啥好纠结的呀、、" }, { "source": "这有啥好纠结的呀、、", "target": "呵呵,付款的时候还不纠结~" }, { "source": "毫无感觉,上大学以前从来没有家门钥匙。", "target": "你开心就好" }, { "source": "你啥时走", "target": "我发错表情了,我明天走哎" }, { "source": "我发错表情了,我明天走哎", "target": "几点" }, { "source": "几点", "target": "咋啦?" }, { "source": "今早上考试撒", "target": "我们也要考试呀" }, { "source": "你缺人帮你和面糊不", "target": "等我发达了来做我助理" }, { "source": "灏明,有没有和我们家樱子过情人节啊?", "target": "是灏明女朋友?" }, { "source": "是灏明女朋友?", "target": "不觉得他们很配吗?" }, { "source": "怎么办!我的生日过了啊", "target": "嗯,明年等我" }, { "source": "能不能有点诚意,唱中文歌,迪玛希,郑淳元,茜拉都唱了中文歌。。", "target": "不唱中文歌就是最大的诚意,谢谢。" }, { "source": "自习的高境界啊~", "target": "木有办法啊。要是你每天跑着去占座位,哦。" }, { "source": "木有办法啊。要是你每天跑着去占座位,哦。", "target": "好吧~木有发言权~" }, { "source": "好吧~木有发言权~", "target": "你要是去的话一定能练成长跑健将,那个远啊!" }, { "source": "你要是去的话一定能练成长跑健将,那个远啊!", "target": "就呆寝室看么,多方便~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈一个网红应有的品德", "target": "可惜并不是…我偷偷搞了一套表情包,给你特别放送。" }, { "source": "可惜并不是…我偷偷搞了一套表情包,给你特别放送。", "target": "快发来让大家开心一下" }, { "source": "快发来让大家开心一下", "target": "是吗…" }, { "source": "行头很帅我接受不了脸迷之凶巴巴", "target": "主要是没有漏胸假半藏" }, { "source": "主要是没有漏胸假半藏", "target": "最新的两个皮肤都没露怕是要转型" }, { "source": "最新的两个皮肤都没露怕是要转型", "target": "巨龙冷了" }, { "source": "你不找我", "target": "哈哈,等我成大老板的" }, { "source": "哈哈,等我成大老板的", "target": "那要好久哦" }, { "source": "那要好久哦", "target": "等着吧,主要你太忙了" }, { "source": "等着吧,主要你太忙了", "target": "是是是我忙的很哈不过现在我在国土局上班" }, { "source": "是是是我忙的很哈不过现在我在国土局上班", "target": "该你忙,有前途的人" }, { "source": "我要气死了周湛东我是记住了", "target": "心疼你粗今晚没少被怼" }, { "source": "心疼你粗今晚没少被怼", "target": "气死了幸好小飞人今天太棒了" }, { "source": "今天你们都干嘛了呢", "target": "喝酒…" }, { "source": "我觉得我要帮你锻炼锻炼,帮你把叉劈成这样,好让你自由自在的飞“翔”。", "target": "这你真帮不了,我得回家自己练。。。还有,看看人家云总拍的照片有多美!!!" }, { "source": "我天天做梦拯救地球了", "target": "哈哈哈哈超人芮" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈超人芮", "target": "低调低调" }, { "source": "你的毛好像画上去的", "target": "这是艾灸的痕迹,不是毛,呵呵" }, { "source": "这是艾灸的痕迹,不是毛,呵呵", "target": "甚么是艾灸哦?" }, { "source": "祝福老人家身体健康!", "target": "谢谢哦!大家都要健康!" }, { "source": "哈哈我照样吃零食", "target": "是的戒不掉啊" }, { "source": "想当初我是从不追星的,没有特别喜欢的明星,真的,一见2叔误终身啊", "target": "嗯呢,我也是,第一次追星啊,上次追星追的还是杨过…" }, { "source": "嗯呢,我也是,第一次追星啊,上次追星追的还是杨过…", "target": "古天乐。。。恩恩,不错,是美男。2叔也是帅哥啊,是越看越好看的那种~~" }, { "source": "古天乐。。。恩恩,不错,是美男。2叔也是帅哥啊,是越看越好看的那种~~", "target": "嗯,不过追古仔的时候还好小,念小学,没什么太多的感觉,现在的二叔真的是好喜欢哦,因为我平时很理智,现在朋友圈里天天发二叔,大家都觉得我疯了哦" }, { "source": "嗯,不过追古仔的时候还好小,念小学,没什么太多的感觉,现在的二叔真的是好喜欢哦,因为我平时很理智,现在朋友圈里天天发二叔,大家都觉得我疯了哦", "target": "哈哈,年轻有什么不可以!!" }, { "source": "哈哈,年轻有什么不可以!!", "target": "哈哈,有道理,我都想过两天去泰山,小伙伴们走起啊!" }, { "source": "拍照手法666", "target": "哈哈真的很666~双击666" }, { "source": "哈哈真的很666~双击666", "target": "吹的飞机都起飞了" }, { "source": "给我留一份呗!", "target": "早吃完啦" }, { "source": "早吃完啦", "target": "、我肚子好饿阿!" }, { "source": "、我肚子好饿阿!", "target": "还不去吃饭?" }, { "source": "姐你太文艺了……", "target": "原来也是文艺青年呢" }, { "source": "原来也是文艺青年呢", "target": "别原来啊!得把文艺进行到底!" }, { "source": "所以我到底啥时候能喝上喜茶???", "target": "走!排队去!!" }, { "source": "走!排队去!!", "target": "好啊!(你自己去吗?)" }, { "source": "好啊!(你自己去吗?)", "target": "不是呀!(我们一起!)" }, { "source": "为啥不拍你家小狗子~我都想问是啥小菜苗了", "target": "狗都在我哥租的地方,他上班远,没在家租的地方不知道在哪,还没去过,我也不知道种的是啥玩意儿!" }, { "source": "去哪里发达了!==", "target": "总之就系超级忙!!" }, { "source": "总之就系超级忙!!", "target": "干巴爹胖子!" }, { "source": "什么时候能有喜欢周杰伦的女朋友", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我可羡慕这种老黄牛一样努力的人", "target": "但是他喜欢唧唧歪歪" }, { "source": "去北京了?", "target": "去帝都逛逛" }, { "source": "去帝都逛逛", "target": "上班还是旅游?" }, { "source": "大哥,你有前兆啊", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "你复活啦" }, { "source": "你复活啦", "target": "一直活" }, { "source": "一大早就有个坟蛋发短信问我要不要去看漫展。。", "target": "那你要去吗" }, { "source": "那你要去吗", "target": "不去我真心对那不感兴趣上次只是我去医院检查顺便跟我哥去看的" }, { "source": "不去我真心对那不感兴趣上次只是我去医院检查顺便跟我哥去看的", "target": "你又检查什么啊" }, { "source": "你又检查什么啊", "target": "神马都上次了啦。。今天我妹去检查呵呵。。" }, { "source": "心好累你终于找回密码的节奏这是?", "target": "早就找到了,我好想杭州和你们在一起的时光阿" }, { "source": "很烦。有这样的父母更烦打钱方面不要永远不会给你要了拖延要不然给你打一半的钱室友的钱永远是我的两倍我就不说什么了一倍都能被拆成半倍我真的是很痛苦。", "target": "生活不易" }, { "source": "长发好看", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "把你手机里所有滤镜软件截个图", "target": "去买个单反" }, { "source": "去买个单反", "target": "采纳" }, { "source": "啥时候回荆州?", "target": "后天,你回了?" }, { "source": "令人向往的意大利", "target": "意大利真是好地方" }, { "source": "看到这,我不厚道的笑了...", "target": "德国队赢了哦!!!" }, { "source": "健身房的生意的确不是很好。", "target": "免费的耶" }, { "source": "免费的耶", "target": "免费?话说“免费”的健身房有没有免费滴午餐提供呀!" }, { "source": "免费?话说“免费”的健身房有没有免费滴午餐提供呀!", "target": "这么好的设施还不满足?哦有免费饮用水供应,还有饮料售卖机在房子外面,已经很方便了好嘛" }, { "source": "你又跑哪儿了", "target": "锦州呢不敢远行" }, { "source": "锦州呢不敢远行", "target": "还没消息呢奥……干哈呢" }, { "source": "你还是自多得好。可惜不能给你充网费了。这是我们两个最可惜的事情。你懂得。哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈。没事反正有你这个富婆在。我出门有你罩" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。没事反正有你这个富婆在。我出门有你罩", "target": "我永远是你的小白脸。你要养我。我不管。" }, { "source": "那个扶梯是新加坡哇每次走那过都觉得有点恐怖的感觉", "target": "哈哈就是有点高哇因为" }, { "source": "恭喜!恭喜,群主高升!", "target": "谢谢,同喜" }, { "source": "欢迎加入,听说南师大毕业的硕士在南京可以去重点中学哦。", "target": "不要听说" }, { "source": "我今天晚上也做了饼干!!!", "target": "不是吧。。。太默契" }, { "source": "不是吧。。。太默契", "target": "昨天烤箱刚刚到,晚上就做了点" }, { "source": "昨天烤箱刚刚到,晚上就做了点", "target": "做给我吃!!!" }, { "source": "你为什么不借长袖长裤?", "target": "对也~没想到~" }, { "source": "想谈恋爱,可惜", "target": "主动就会有故事" }, { "source": "去了趟广州还说开英语了····我就够了~~~~你把我也不想,就天天谈恋爱吗······恋爱能天天谈吗????", "target": "我才看见!!怎么了就!!我终于买东西了!!大!!腿!!袜!!" }, { "source": "以前天天说早安午安晚安的人突然就不联系了,每天填充在你生活中的人突然没有任何关系了,放不下,但绝不会和他联系,连他家门口都要绕着走,其实是他先放了手,我为什么像自己做错了事一样?", "target": "有过同样的心情与感受,相信时间是最好的解药吧,这是一个难熬的过程,但无论如何都要用心的生活,让自己变得更好,等到突然释怀的那一瞬间你会发现幸好我没有放弃自己,我可以开始更好的生活,将来一样能遇见更好的人" }, { "source": "其实你这个水印分分钟能给你P掉", "target": "下次放到正中间" }, { "source": "天使来不了啦,要去更南方的地方", "target": "那你带家属吧哈哈" }, { "source": "那你带家属吧哈哈", "target": "放不开好吧" }, { "source": "放不开好吧", "target": "不好。。。你看着办哈哈" }, { "source": "不好。。。你看着办哈哈", "target": "嗯,我会安排的" }, { "source": "嗯,我会安排的", "target": "别太为难啦哈哈我开玩笑的啦你懂得" }, { "source": "假如你老公找马蓉出轨,你要不要补偿一套房子给马蓉?", "target": "这是什么意思?" }, { "source": "昨晚上失眠的人好多我们一个宿舍都睡不着", "target": "集体修仙" }, { "source": "集体修仙", "target": "可以可以" }, { "source": "豆角,这名字真好听哈。晚安", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "对你最后一句话表示同病相怜。一个字:拆", "target": "得个拆。。。" }, { "source": "生活应该活成自己想要得样子,而不是活成别人认为的样子", "target": "我尽力了,可是太累了" }, { "source": "不晚不晚'等下又要掉下来了", "target": "姐已经起来了,你小心被砸。" }, { "source": "姐已经起来了,你小心被砸。", "target": "才不会砸到'我趴着" }, { "source": "才不会砸到'我趴着", "target": "诅咒你去撞手机!" }, { "source": "诅咒你去撞手机!", "target": "撞你还差不多吧" }, { "source": "撞你还差不多吧", "target": "你敢撞过来我一脚揣飞你," }, { "source": "你敢撞过来我一脚揣飞你,", "target": "当然敢''你踹得动我么" }, { "source": "要相信爱情的力量,肯定是愿意为你改变的", "target": "我拒绝为他妥协" }, { "source": "我拒绝为他妥协", "target": "是说他为你改变啊" }, { "source": "是说他为你改变啊", "target": "我不屑,不需要,他为我改变我不愿意因他妥协再改又如何" }, { "source": "请问一下,听力过了140,然后总分没有160,是过还是没过?", "target": "没过哟是要看总分的" }, { "source": "李泽言是谁?", "target": "为什么都在问我李泽言是谁呀" }, { "source": "你耍朋友了?!", "target": "我要是耍朋友了我会笑疯然后第一个给你说" }, { "source": "我要是耍朋友了我会笑疯然后第一个给你说", "target": "那你总要说你干了啥子" }, { "source": "想想好不容易得了个三等,学院发了张获奖名单的照片就没有然后了", "target": "龙哥怎么老被坑" }, { "source": "龙哥怎么老被坑", "target": "别说了,我要去寺庙辟邪了" }, { "source": "颓废如我,每天夹杂在“我如果没有减肥瘦身成功还是单身”和“我每天不上班就喝西北风也没人养”的杂念中苟且残喘。。。鸡汤现在只喝毒鸡汤了", "target": "来来,用我们的血和泪熬一锅鸡汤造福后人" }, { "source": "来来,用我们的血和泪熬一锅鸡汤造福后人", "target": "携手并进~" }, { "source": "你爸说咱两家周六聚!你知道吗?准备好礼物哦〜哈哈哈哈", "target": "礼物个P这么大了还要礼物没有" }, { "source": "礼物个P这么大了还要礼物没有", "target": "那不行" }, { "source": "那不行", "target": "那星期六我就不去了你自己去玩吧" }, { "source": "一晚就得?想当初姐姐小学织的时候织了一年,不过我的比你密啦哈哈哈", "target": "用盒子织的" }, { "source": "==今天13.5……这是要出新刊的节奏啊!好棒!我也会来鞭打你的!", "target": "13.5就在痛苦的加班中度过了我的人生怎么可以这么悲惨" }, { "source": "13.5就在痛苦的加班中度过了我的人生怎么可以这么悲惨", "target": "加班的孩子伤不起!" }, { "source": "马大哈成了网红", "target": "那必须的,大哈多萌" }, { "source": "得在床上思考人生!实在不愿意出被窝!", "target": "韩国没开暖气?" }, { "source": "韩国没开暖气?", "target": "有但舍不得开," }, { "source": "有但舍不得开,", "target": "比吃个苹果还贵?" }, { "source": "比吃个苹果还贵?", "target": "别说了哭了!" }, { "source": "我可以给你两毛钱", "target": "抠门" }, { "source": "抠门", "target": "对你来说算已经很大方啦" }, { "source": "谢谢你,要不,我也这么对你,来给我打工吧", "target": "我目前的工作状态就是这,没啥大不了的,真的," }, { "source": "我目前的工作状态就是这,没啥大不了的,真的,", "target": "改天去找你玩" }, { "source": "多的爱国可以送吗?", "target": "我有哈" }, { "source": "做你经纪人够不够格啊?", "target": "不需要经纪人" }, { "source": "带我去玩不照蛮,广州有啥好玩的", "target": "来啊来啊" }, { "source": "新年快乐。", "target": "哈哈快乐快乐你几号放假....?考完试去看电影吧....咱俩都半年没见面了" }, { "source": "哈哈快乐快乐你几号放假....?考完试去看电影吧....咱俩都半年没见面了", "target": "是。。我11号考完试。金陵十三钗好看不?我还无福享受呢。。还有亲密敌人" }, { "source": "生日快乐宝贝儿", "target": "嬷嬷'谢谢大美妞儿'沈阳见哈'等你回来咱们吃饭'" }, { "source": "嬷嬷'谢谢大美妞儿'沈阳见哈'等你回来咱们吃饭'", "target": "没问题啦" }, { "source": "我好难过,真的好难过。", "target": "到底怎么了??" }, { "source": "跑来到蛮忙么", "target": "周末么瞎跑" }, { "source": "满满的青春与美好!!!", "target": "最美好的青春时代" }, { "source": "你之前跟我说,我还真以为兔子这么叫", "target": "兔子是我那么叫的" }, { "source": "兔子是我那么叫的", "target": "那这个呢" }, { "source": "什么时候教我打啊", "target": "我教不了,我没那水平" }, { "source": "柳少点菜呢!", "target": "看美食节目呢。" }, { "source": "这是什么苏打啊好喝吗", "target": "桃子味道的,哈哈哈,好喝!" }, { "source": "养着眼睛不收钱吗夜华不应该给保管费吗", "target": "天宫也应该有医保…" }, { "source": "天宫也应该有医保…", "target": "这个....我服真的服" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一个人打车去吃外婆家这个梗突然被提起来了", "target": "突然想吃" }, { "source": "我要吃肉", "target": "就知道吃肉这是植物好吗" }, { "source": "就知道吃肉这是植物好吗", "target": "当我傻啊我认得" }, { "source": "当我傻啊我认得", "target": "你不傻谁傻" }, { "source": "你不傻谁傻", "target": "谁脸大谁傻" }, { "source": "毕业照都不知道什么时候才拍、、、", "target": "自己组织的,学校的不知道等到什么时候.." }, { "source": "自己组织的,学校的不知道等到什么时候..", "target": "哦哦那就是乱来的、、、" }, { "source": "哦哦那就是乱来的、、、", "target": "乱你个头" }, { "source": "乱你个头", "target": "我只有一个头乱不来的、、、" }, { "source": "我只有一个头乱不来的、、、", "target": "但你的头很复杂" }, { "source": "但你的头很复杂", "target": "你怎么知道" }, { "source": "你怎么知道", "target": "很久以前就知道了.." }, { "source": "很久以前就知道了..", "target": "该不是从学前班吧哈哈" }, { "source": "该不是从学前班吧哈哈", "target": "对啊,哈哈.." }, { "source": "命都给你别说钱了", "target": "别只说说买了没有!" }, { "source": "我只有两个多的富强,有要换的么", "target": "有友善福,换吗" }, { "source": "你看着你们要派遣了?", "target": "8号去开会" }, { "source": "8号去开会", "target": "嗯嗯,你不用选,就一个岗位,挺好。还要打电话确认啊" }, { "source": "现在什么情况了", "target": "可是我还是不喜欢吴莫愁喔!不喜欢她的风格" }, { "source": "吃羊腿的后果", "target": "可是真心好吃。。。" }, { "source": "你们去栈桥吃的?", "target": "嗯嗯啊。" }, { "source": "做自己开心就好", "target": "哎,身不由己" }, { "source": "我来说一个,古惑仔里的乌鸦", "target": "笑面虎" }, { "source": "笑面虎", "target": "是滴呀" }, { "source": "我给你包个澡堂吧", "target": "你不要用这么帅的头像" }, { "source": "你不要用这么帅的头像", "target": "咋了头像配不上我是吗" }, { "source": "睡不着掀桌!!!", "target": "掀床吧" }, { "source": "原来世界这么大熬夜却熬的都好一样俺寝室天天快2点睡每天脑壳疼", "target": "我睡觉睡多了会脑壳疼...你们为啥天天睡得那么晚...." }, { "source": "我睡觉睡多了会脑壳疼...你们为啥天天睡得那么晚....", "target": "追剧……" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你知道我给皮皮交了多少学费才卸载的", "target": "我跟你交了差不多的学费。。。哎" }, { "source": "我说谢娜最美,有人赞我吧", "target": "超级喜欢" }, { "source": "突然发现没有可以艾特的人好气哦~可是还是要保持微笑", "target": "允许你艾特我一下" }, { "source": "允许你艾特我一下", "target": "你这是要搞事情" }, { "source": "你这是要搞事情", "target": "来呀,互相伤害呀" }, { "source": "来呀,互相伤害呀", "target": "无所谓啊,反正我不要面子的" }, { "source": "无所谓啊,反正我不要面子的", "target": "那就在一起吧" }, { "source": "那就在一起吧", "target": "爱我你怕吗" }, { "source": "这家店下次要去", "target": "打卡我们去的时候都没啥人" }, { "source": "可不能亏待了我的汐汐妹儿", "target": "你完全是在厚待我杰哥哥" }, { "source": "你完全是在厚待我杰哥哥", "target": "不敢买多了怕你说我" }, { "source": "不敢买多了怕你说我", "target": "乖回来吃大餐,吃嘎嘎,可以吗?" }, { "source": "周队回家了啊", "target": "嗯呐!啦啦啦~" }, { "source": "不久前说的度假是为了更好的比赛", "target": "心态挺好的,手感就。。" }, { "source": "心态挺好的,手感就。。", "target": "训练量和专注度都很。。" }, { "source": "训练量和专注度都很。。", "target": "商业赛商业赛,开心就好。。" }, { "source": "兴宁的酒吧?", "target": "深圳的酒吧" }, { "source": "深圳的酒吧", "target": "你何时回深圳了" }, { "source": "你何时回深圳了", "target": "老图了,我25号下深圳" }, { "source": "你有几个帐户?", "target": "三个。。。。" }, { "source": "走前,总要见一些人", "target": "牛还问我我俩要不要去找宝宝" }, { "source": "牛还问我我俩要不要去找宝宝", "target": "我应该一天都在" }, { "source": "我应该一天都在", "target": "我俩去见见你,本儿~" }, { "source": "我俩去见见你,本儿~", "target": "会的,为啥突然想哭呢" }, { "source": "会的,为啥突然想哭呢", "target": "别哭啊~挺大个小伙子" }, { "source": "现在拍照的水平越来越好了噢晚上散步要穿运动鞋", "target": "会热好嘛" }, { "source": "肥肥小蛋糕。。看我闺蜜哪天走到时联系", "target": "好。那活动要预付费约位" }, { "source": "只有下载付费,听不付费吧", "target": "好像是啊,我说怎么看到有些歌可以听,下载要钱,有些听也听不了" }, { "source": "我也是s8比功能苹果强大多了,而且苹果8的屏幕都是买的三星的", "target": "你是说s8比苹果强还是反一下" }, { "source": "期待你暑假的更新", "target": "不忍心告诉你们,昨天老总让我们以后自由去厂里" }, { "source": "不忍心告诉你们,昨天老总让我们以后自由去厂里", "target": "哇,心理已经彻底倾斜啦!!" }, { "source": "嫩俩真意思约好的吧", "target": "约好的~" }, { "source": "去哪里?", "target": "去开封去耍两天" }, { "source": "去开封去耍两天", "target": "注意安全" }, { "source": "看一看周围的小哥哥呀", "target": "都不好看" }, { "source": "都不好看", "target": "再等一会,压轴的都在后面呢" }, { "source": "你真可爱!", "target": "可怜没人爱。我好可怜啊。" }, { "source": "我还一个多月呢难受啊…", "target": "目标就在前方" }, { "source": "目标就在前方", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "难得你的皮糙肉厚你也被咬了", "target": "怎么说话呢!!我明明细皮嫩肉的" }, { "source": "应该秀下糖爷的连身裤", "target": "你给我拍啊?" }, { "source": "你给我拍啊?", "target": "小妞呢?" }, { "source": "小妞呢?", "target": "她比较拙....咳...光顾着自己卡哇伊了" }, { "source": "你起来爪子这么早", "target": "我回到家了,被侄子叫醒了,昨天三点才睡啊" }, { "source": "我回到家了,被侄子叫醒了,昨天三点才睡啊", "target": "悲催的娃" }, { "source": "悲催的娃", "target": "不过还好年轻!" }, { "source": "不过还好年轻!", "target": "继续睡重庆有点冷" }, { "source": "真给开车的丢脸!开得起奔驰付不起责任是吗", "target": "这年头开奔驰不交停车费,停别人车位还振振有词的多的一塌糊涂" }, { "source": "明天生日开心", "target": "生日快乐哟" }, { "source": "生日快乐哟", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "上次我都跟我爸说你好漂亮", "target": "蜀黍可能会被我吓到" }, { "source": "听力听出了第一个!", "target": "我已经忘干净了~" }, { "source": "你也在唱歌?好乐迪?", "target": "对啊你在哪里" }, { "source": "大早上这么甜", "target": "诶嘛呀" }, { "source": "这是考研?", "target": "毕业啦哈哈" }, { "source": "毕业啦哈哈", "target": "这么远,电力啊,好单位" }, { "source": "好吧…葱孩你真乖…", "target": "让一让臭包又开始得意起来了下次俺不会心软了" }, { "source": "让一让臭包又开始得意起来了下次俺不会心软了", "target": "嘻嘻…不要这样嘛…小葱孩" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜", "target": "因为你那是错觉" }, { "source": "记得要忍住诱惑。", "target": "放心。" }, { "source": "做事,三思后行", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "几号的票,健身房好早点去了,我要杀贼的", "target": "礼拜三吧礼拜四我们去健身好了" }, { "source": "礼拜三吧礼拜四我们去健身好了", "target": "姐夫后天回来了" }, { "source": "过年带麻将搞起", "target": "你带!" }, { "source": "你脚怎么了?砸伤了?怎么这么不小心啊。", "target": "砸伤?" }, { "source": "给自己,植上满头秀发......他怎么知道我快没头发了", "target": "多植点" }, { "source": "你要好好长大我们陪着你", "target": "或者" }, { "source": "想吃芝士的", "target": "我有想过奶黄芝士我基友说会不会太腻了" }, { "source": "我有想过奶黄芝士我基友说会不会太腻了", "target": "怎么会芝士是万能的" }, { "source": "怎么会芝士是万能的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈我的想法是有一款奶酪陷阱然后要把奶黄芝士跟它结合起来吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈我的想法是有一款奶酪陷阱然后要把奶黄芝士跟它结合起来吗", "target": "想想就好吃" }, { "source": "想想就好吃", "target": "这个我要实验一下才行如果太甜腻就要除名!" }, { "source": "同感....今天我比你早起那么十几二十分钟的..", "target": "五点多我就起来了" }, { "source": "五点多我就起来了", "target": "哼哼.好吧.你赢啦~" }, { "source": "早安早安", "target": "早安!你也起好早哦!" }, { "source": "真的很热,今天又是38,3度,有点受不了了", "target": "吃点冷食" }, { "source": "吃点冷食", "target": "我晚上就喝了一碗冰白木耳羹" }, { "source": "我晚上就喝了一碗冰白木耳羹", "target": "还有冰糖绿豆汤" }, { "source": "还有冰糖绿豆汤", "target": "s是的,冰糖绿豆汤前几天也吃了,吃完了才烧白木耳的" }, { "source": "s是的,冰糖绿豆汤前几天也吃了,吃完了才烧白木耳的", "target": "你会生活" }, { "source": "我还可以和我儿子领证呢", "target": "不没有儿子只有姐弟" }, { "source": "不没有儿子只有姐弟", "target": "我还可以和我的后宫领证,但我不好意思" }, { "source": "我还可以和我的后宫领证,但我不好意思", "target": "有啥不好意思,领都领了" }, { "source": "政委同志打得太轻松了~~~~~~~", "target": "乱军之中取分如探囊取物卫冕冠军的气势打出来了" }, { "source": "看到那个求婚了,真的很浪漫!是我肯定会感动到掉眼泪!", "target": "那个女主角确实落泪了" }, { "source": "那个女主角确实落泪了", "target": "看来我错过一次很精彩动人活动了~估计我当时在场也会很感动" }, { "source": "看来我错过一次很精彩动人活动了~估计我当时在场也会很感动", "target": "你不考试的话就打算带你去的啦" }, { "source": "你不考试的话就打算带你去的啦", "target": "有机会再去咯" }, { "source": "看来你老妈又发威了。", "target": "差不多" }, { "source": "备啥课呢?求知道,", "target": "你猜呀" }, { "source": "你能理解一个月底动辄几百万任务的人的心情嘛!", "target": "我不能理解。我只能帮你在忙完后解压。哈哈" }, { "source": "我不能理解。我只能帮你在忙完后解压。哈哈", "target": "可以撒!" }, { "source": "可以撒!", "target": "那就说定了,等你忙完联系我" }, { "source": "密集恐惧症", "target": "这叫朦胧" }, { "source": "一起迈向180斤?", "target": "我早就190了" }, { "source": "我早就190了", "target": "那还是一起迈向200吧" }, { "source": "那还是一起迈向200吧", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "菜菜这个在哪个位置啊", "target": "中环威灵顿街的莲香楼" }, { "source": "中环威灵顿街的莲香楼", "target": "我要去吃!" }, { "source": "我要去吃!", "target": "要有思想准备哈哈" }, { "source": "有宝宝啦", "target": "不是啦不是啦姐" }, { "source": "不是啦不是啦姐", "target": "希望有好消息哦" }, { "source": "周五了,明天就周末了", "target": "周末愉快" }, { "source": "我吓得跪倒在地板上", "target": "站起来撸" }, { "source": "女人、不够啊、我需要你爱的力量", "target": "锡塞你啦我爱的力量无处不在" }, { "source": "锡塞你啦我爱的力量无处不在", "target": "女人、好晒、你男朋友我变黑人拉" }, { "source": "女人、好晒、你男朋友我变黑人拉", "target": "正好正好,一对呢" }, { "source": "正好正好,一对呢", "target": "不好不好、你也一起晒黑、大家做巧克力" }, { "source": "不好不好、你也一起晒黑、大家做巧克力", "target": "已经黑了" }, { "source": "祝她早日康复~~~~", "target": "好人谢谢了" }, { "source": "我活这么大,还没做过爱", "target": "哈哈哈哈谁不是呢" }, { "source": "快乐哦", "target": "快快乐乐" }, { "source": "朋友,可以告诉我详细的地址么,我想去买", "target": "。。我们公司的自动贩卖机。。" }, { "source": "。。我们公司的自动贩卖机。。", "target": "不是你们公司的可以去买么" }, { "source": "经常听千玺这个名字,但是易烊到底是谁啊,还是易烊千玺本来就是一个人", "target": "易烊千玺是一个人" }, { "source": "三原县城有没有直到这里的车?", "target": "这个我不太清楚哦我们自驾从北边高速下来的没有经过三原县城" }, { "source": "这个我不太清楚哦我们自驾从北边高速下来的没有经过三原县城", "target": "好的,感谢啊!" }, { "source": "好的,感谢啊!", "target": "不客气哈" }, { "source": "不客气哈", "target": "祝国庆玩耍愉快!" }, { "source": "阿连就喜欢干这种一拖3一拖4一拖N个妞的事情,关键是这些妞一个都不是他的", "target": "你没本事拖,别羡慕。" }, { "source": "你没本事拖,别羡慕。", "target": "哥不是没本事拖,是没你那样的单身条件拖。。。。" }, { "source": "兰总张碧晨火了你知道吗赶紧来告诉你", "target": "兰什么总!我希望她是个普通点的女孩,别整天钱钱钱的!自然点才美" }, { "source": "这天挺凉快的", "target": "我也觉得。。" }, { "source": "你是不是傻", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "抄袭钟铉前辈写给小天的歌不会忘记的", "target": "真的不会忘记" }, { "source": "这个熊猫,吃撑了", "target": "吃太快" }, { "source": "无语--", "target": "→有点问题" }, { "source": "→有点问题", "target": "我也觉得单纯么" }, { "source": "不开心", "target": "我还没看你的名字不开心" }, { "source": "我还没看你的名字不开心", "target": "超好看的快去看" }, { "source": "超好看的快去看", "target": "我刚看完三少爷的剑我的天啊" }, { "source": "我刚看完三少爷的剑我的天啊", "target": "刚看见三少的剑热搜了" }, { "source": "从来不担心话费问题", "target": "用蓝牙传d话费来咯" }, { "source": "用蓝牙传d话费来咯", "target": "我妈定时定侯就自动帮我充" }, { "source": "我妈定时定侯就自动帮我充", "target": "好幸福的娃!" }, { "source": "我想吃鸡腿", "target": "给你来一车" }, { "source": "欢迎来富阳", "target": "啊!你是富阳人?" }, { "source": "啊!你是富阳人?", "target": "是啊,不认识我了嘛" }, { "source": "你为了手机去相亲,结果呢,有没有遇见一个大帅哥呢", "target": "没有遇见帅哥!!!" }, { "source": "没有遇见帅哥!!!", "target": "哈哈哈,那是什么??" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,那是什么??", "target": "我就能悔心!!!长的一点也不好看…要不是我妈同意给我一千块钱我那块想去看对象!!!尴尬的想死…太囧了!!" }, { "source": "不卫生~吃出啥我就不说了头次吃印象不好", "target": "你去的哪个店,总店?我第一次去的体育场店,挺好的" }, { "source": "你去的哪个店,总店?我第一次去的体育场店,挺好的", "target": "好像就是总店~在个不大的街道里一个二层小楼" }, { "source": "好像就是总店~在个不大的街道里一个二层小楼", "target": "行了,我俩已经吃完了" }, { "source": "明明冷的不想起床", "target": "毕竟你是老年人" }, { "source": "毕竟你是老年人", "target": "要尊敬老人哦" }, { "source": "要尊敬老人哦", "target": "尊老爱幼~" }, { "source": "尊老爱幼~", "target": "你尊敬我,我爱护你。" }, { "source": "你尊敬我,我爱护你。", "target": "我不是幼!" }, { "source": "呵呵,没去混古惑仔可惜了", "target": "你小时候比现在可爱多了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你小时候比现在可爱多了哈哈哈", "target": "被教育毒害了" }, { "source": "虽然没大几岁,但我确实没想过自己会喜欢上比自己小的男生", "target": "最近李胜利的取向偏年上…不过他心理年龄比很多同龄男生还要成熟些" }, { "source": "最近李胜利的取向偏年上…不过他心理年龄比很多同龄男生还要成熟些", "target": "巧了,我心理年龄偏小" }, { "source": "我会想很多", "target": "什么都别想!" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜", "target": "想问问有啥惊喜呀" }, { "source": "可以看看唐人街也好看女儿国就算了", "target": "哈哈,你就看电影了是么" }, { "source": "哈哈,你就看电影了是么", "target": "对啊最近的电影都看了就连熊出没都看了" }, { "source": "你爸妈还能听你的我舅舅怎么说都不听报道给他看也不相信还要和我们绝交", "target": "我现在已经不管了,钱还在里面" }, { "source": "我现在已经不管了,钱还在里面", "target": "投了多少钱啊,赶快去找上线要吧" }, { "source": "投了多少钱啊,赶快去找上线要吧", "target": "要的回来??" }, { "source": "你造你在雅安的土地上吗?往哪走?", "target": "去乌斯河这边吧~" }, { "source": "去乌斯河这边吧~", "target": "乌斯河都挨着石棉了~我今天要回家~" }, { "source": "乌斯河都挨着石棉了~我今天要回家~", "target": "哈哈我今晚在金口河住明天在不在这住现在还不确定哎主要白天要干活也没法找你玩。。。" }, { "source": "来我大湖南了", "target": "贵州湖南重庆交界的地方,时而在湖南时而不在" }, { "source": "贵州湖南重庆交界的地方,时而在湖南时而不在", "target": "好像湖南和贵州各有飞地" }, { "source": "好像湖南和贵州各有飞地", "target": "但是湖南这边开发得好一些,大部分时间都呆在这边" }, { "source": "但是湖南这边开发得好一些,大部分时间都呆在这边", "target": "你是重庆主城区的吗?那来湖南也很远" }, { "source": "你是重庆主城区的吗?那来湖南也很远", "target": "自驾不堵车的话五六个小时应该能到" }, { "source": "车,吃焦去", "target": "好…就埋佐你!" }, { "source": "好…就埋佐你!", "target": "埋到先算啦" }, { "source": "祝贺", "target": "恭喜恭喜" }, { "source": "我给你说你自己尝一下就知道哪个是葱哪个是蒜", "target": "那我也尝不出来~" }, { "source": "那我也尝不出来~", "target": "那就没办法了" }, { "source": "请问于玮是谁?", "target": "传说中的他女友" }, { "source": "传说中的他女友", "target": "他现在不可能有那心思。那也只是传闻,你说对吧?" }, { "source": "他现在不可能有那心思。那也只是传闻,你说对吧?", "target": "他们还是大学同学" }, { "source": "他们还是大学同学", "target": "亲爱的,那也只是曾经" }, { "source": "亲爱的,那也只是曾经", "target": "好吧,无论怎样都祝福他" }, { "source": "我也想问:能网购吗?", "target": "都想吃?" }, { "source": "都想吃?", "target": "给点儿建议吧…" }, { "source": "百科全书我翻译成了学术文献,洗白了", "target": "我写的名着哈哈" }, { "source": "今儿打算胖几斤?", "target": "今儿加班儿,瘦三斤" }, { "source": "今儿加班儿,瘦三斤", "target": "刚吃饱" }, { "source": "妹妹上午好!今天肯定忙", "target": "姐姐晚上好,回迟了哦,今天一天忙乱" }, { "source": "钱准备好了吗", "target": "买个380的钱还是有的" }, { "source": "买个380的钱还是有的", "target": "喔唷" }, { "source": "同感加一相当很不好!", "target": "哎困了" }, { "source": "哎困了", "target": "我就当今天是解放前的最后一夜了" }, { "source": "打盹儿", "target": "睡也睡不够" }, { "source": "没收到片子,我去收发室查了", "target": "我没有寄到学校寄到你给的家里的地址这样。" }, { "source": "我没有寄到学校寄到你给的家里的地址这样。", "target": "就是家里啊" }, { "source": "那个美食街好不好吃", "target": "不好吃哈哈哈多一般" }, { "source": "不好吃哈哈哈多一般", "target": "好的哈哈哈哈哈那明天不去了" }, { "source": "好的哈哈哈哈哈那明天不去了", "target": "这个选择是正确的哈哈哈" }, { "source": "香水CD套装在哪买", "target": "明天去那买不晚吧" }, { "source": "你的照片真心高大上啊,一等价钱一等货。服!", "target": "他们的不好看么?" }, { "source": "他们的不好看么?", "target": "你自己看。贵得值啊。" }, { "source": "多吃一顿也就最多胖一点啦", "target": "天天都多吃呢" }, { "source": "除了送祝福就没人安慰我吗", "target": "唉,都多大啦,还在这撒娇" }, { "source": "我的虎牙能给我加几分颜值?", "target": "那也要看到才行" }, { "source": "我们供暖不烧煤", "target": "北京空气质量比起不供暖的云南昆明,北京空气质量差的太多了……" }, { "source": "东北这里不下雪~~人间似乎也肮脏。", "target": "东北。。。。唉,沉沦下去了,不可能振兴" }, { "source": "东北。。。。唉,沉沦下去了,不可能振兴", "target": "还好我是河北的~" }, { "source": "还好我是河北的~", "target": "苦了河北,成全帝都" }, { "source": "说实在的感觉《消愁》出早了", "target": "刚刚好" }, { "source": "专四机会有限,珍惜啊,你可以的。", "target": "谢谢鼓励~我尽力哈" }, { "source": "哇,你去学车了?", "target": "没有啦!自行车!" }, { "source": "没有啦!自行车!", "target": "哦,那要小心啊" }, { "source": "这回答太精辟了,怒点n个赞!", "target": "哈哈怒点" }, { "source": "烤串。。。羊肉串,新鲜可口的羊肉串。", "target": "我好想吃还是先减肥吧" }, { "source": "难道我狗头加的不够多,你不能理解??", "target": "我错了" }, { "source": "亲我也是啊,最近太忙了都没有时间玩,你还好吧", "target": "好的,想你啦" }, { "source": "好的,想你啦", "target": "嗯嗯我也是很想你们" }, { "source": "难道那个赞是假的?!呵呵呵", "target": "什么情况??" }, { "source": "你也学钢琴哇??我也是呢!~~", "target": "好巧么么哒~" }, { "source": "一起睡", "target": "睡个啥啊睡…" }, { "source": "你也算单身狗吗?", "target": "我单身没办法通知全世界啊" }, { "source": "我单身没办法通知全世界啊", "target": "我去,啥情况了,你不是有对象吗?" }, { "source": "我去,啥情况了,你不是有对象吗?", "target": "额。。。。。" }, { "source": "回家是最好的礼物", "target": "想去滑雪" }, { "source": "想去滑雪", "target": "可以多陪陪父母" }, { "source": "明年再见", "target": "明年见!" }, { "source": "圣诞节限量", "target": "想要" }, { "source": "加油,沉着冷静", "target": "我要吃烤羊腿,3斤的就行" }, { "source": "我要吃烤羊腿,3斤的就行", "target": "新疆来管饱" }, { "source": "昨天在二中看到你了", "target": "回来招生" }, { "source": "回来招生", "target": "连续两年接人,还都遇到你,也是够了" }, { "source": "连续两年接人,还都遇到你,也是够了", "target": "哈哈,运气好运气好" }, { "source": "哈哈,运气好运气好", "target": "大学生,下半年成都偶遇" }, { "source": "注意休息啊", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "好棒!居然找到我俩了,等片子出来了,工作室围脖爱特,主要是你太有范了,一上场我就惊呆了", "target": "主要是你太有耐心了还有氛围超好一对镜头就嗨了哈哈那么晚才收工辛苦你俩了早点睡噢" }, { "source": "主要是你太有耐心了还有氛围超好一对镜头就嗨了哈哈那么晚才收工辛苦你俩了早点睡噢", "target": "你也辛苦了哈,好好睡个美容觉哈" }, { "source": "莎姐,好久不见", "target": "哈哈哈我记住了" }, { "source": "我每次发动态你都这个冷嘲热讽的样我求你把我屏蔽了吧", "target": "良辰我就喜欢对那些自认为能力出众的人出手" }, { "source": "良辰我就喜欢对那些自认为能力出众的人出手", "target": "你是我大哥!" }, { "source": "今天放假", "target": "我是昨天看的啊" }, { "source": "我是昨天看的啊", "target": "辣鸡!!再去看一遍啊" }, { "source": "辣鸡!!再去看一遍啊", "target": "看一遍就好了好吧~~再看没意思的说~~~~" }, { "source": "你是白头发?", "target": "你什么品味" }, { "source": "觉得所有古镇长得都差不多", "target": "每个都别有一番韵味。" }, { "source": "快闪的目的是什么?增加点开会的气氛,还是给老外看看?", "target": "给老外乐呵乐呵" }, { "source": "我要让你披头散发", "target": "厉害了!!!" }, { "source": "泉州还有这么美的民宿~", "target": "有的有的快来玩" }, { "source": "祝你幸福", "target": "磊磊那" }, { "source": "害怕,不要抓我……", "target": "开坦克抓走你" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "不好" }, { "source": "不好", "target": "其实我也觉得不好" }, { "source": "其实我也觉得不好", "target": "那就回答刚刚的问题吧" }, { "source": "那就回答刚刚的问题吧", "target": "因为你会忽悠人" }, { "source": "因为你会忽悠人", "target": "和你聊天的人很多么?" }, { "source": "师姐秒回", "target": "腻害吧" }, { "source": "腻害吧", "target": "嗯呢!" }, { "source": "吃了20年辣条的小仙女瑟瑟发抖", "target": "前几天也是一天吃了14包左右这新闻出来,现在想想,命大" }, { "source": "可能每次坐都是赶时间,根本没注意!", "target": "下次好好看看啊" }, { "source": "桃子", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "读比考还要恐怖吗?", "target": "恐怖,但是没有心理压力~" }, { "source": "怎样能写直呢?我没有格子没有线就会写歪,还大大小小", "target": "边写边注意一下标齐就好了呀" }, { "source": "边写边注意一下标齐就好了呀", "target": "好,写一个字看一下再写下一个" }, { "source": "好,写一个字看一下再写下一个", "target": "哈哈哈稍微注意一下就好了" }, { "source": "在寝室乖乖的等我回去", "target": "老大和坤哥晚上也要跟我睡了" }, { "source": "妹子加油我看好你哟", "target": "作为无房户`感到压力很大`." }, { "source": "作为无房户`感到压力很大`.", "target": "。。。这和有房没房有什么关系?!。。。" }, { "source": "幸福滴小盆友", "target": "那必须的呀。。" }, { "source": "那必须的呀。。", "target": "哎哟喂,让我嫉妒" }, { "source": "哎哟喂,让我嫉妒", "target": "你身边不是有妞么现成的多好" }, { "source": "你身边不是有妞么现成的多好", "target": "额……避开躲着,不奢望享受,你懂滴" }, { "source": "额……避开躲着,不奢望享受,你懂滴", "target": "勇于尝试才能发现真爱。" }, { "source": "夹带有个琴要卖", "target": "夹带是?网站?" }, { "source": "其实我不知道这话虾米意思", "target": "他们说是“不要”的日语" }, { "source": "他们说是“不要”的日语", "target": "事实证明,非人类啊亲" }, { "source": "当初我刚谈恋爱的前半年也是,你还说我咧~不过胖是幸福的表现哦~", "target": "我说你瘦了啊亲" }, { "source": "我说你瘦了啊亲", "target": "现在是,当初你说我胖鸟,我还觉得挺幸福~" }, { "source": "你怎么和妈妈说话的", "target": "你不给钱我要你何用?" }, { "source": "你不给钱我要你何用?", "target": "给你关心给你爱" }, { "source": "怎么办好想要", "target": "好梦" }, { "source": "你说得对!口红不能毁!", "target": "我倒是没注意,就是想问问她用什么牌子的化妆品,可以让眼妆三天防晒防水防脱落" }, { "source": "我倒是没注意,就是想问问她用什么牌子的化妆品,可以让眼妆三天防晒防水防脱落", "target": "旁友你看的好仔细" }, { "source": "你这么怂你见吴尊本人敢说话吗?", "target": "首先我得见到他" }, { "source": "书和茶绝配!", "target": "是的,我也才发现!" }, { "source": "是的,我也才发现!", "target": "还有书房必然需要一个喝茶区。边喝边看书。" }, { "source": "还有书房必然需要一个喝茶区。边喝边看书。", "target": "倒是有这个想法,但感觉书法有点小,除非放个小矮桌,几个蒲团!" }, { "source": "哈哈,朝晖昨天才跟我说了,,我还是南门的", "target": "哎呀呀呀早知道就好了TUT南门学校?不是文献的吗" }, { "source": "哎呀呀呀早知道就好了TUT南门学校?不是文献的吗", "target": "现在也不晚啊,,不是啊。我家就在南门,初中也是在南门学校。。" }, { "source": "现在也不晚啊,,不是啊。我家就在南门,初中也是在南门学校。。", "target": "高中和朝晖同校?二中?" }, { "source": "高中和朝晖同校?二中?", "target": "嗯,还是同班。哈哈" }, { "source": "可爱!大哥每发狗粮我就觉得抱不走大哥", "target": "谁说这就跟你走呀" }, { "source": "趁我没睡来吧", "target": "我要爬三天的楼" }, { "source": "我要爬三天的楼", "target": "辛苦我平时都是做首页你们转的" }, { "source": "有些回忆适合被时间抹去最好不留痕迹", "target": "专业" }, { "source": "柳璎今天好漂亮呀", "target": "对啊对啊很美" }, { "source": "复盖也会把战狼队伤害", "target": "先用直升机把他们接走啊" }, { "source": "先用直升机把他们接走啊", "target": "也是啊,可能剧情需要" }, { "source": "偷走了大家的青春。。特妹。。", "target": "你还年轻呢,妹纸" }, { "source": "你还年轻呢,妹纸", "target": "不年轻了啦" }, { "source": "不年轻了啦", "target": "你不年轻谁年轻" }, { "source": "你不年轻谁年轻", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "想你们,好想" }, { "source": "想你们,好想", "target": "一样。。马上了十月。" }, { "source": "虽然我知道正确答案,但是我想填「人」", "target": "回来一起慵懒,别一个人了。" }, { "source": "回来一起慵懒,别一个人了。", "target": "哈哈哈,一起慵懒,不再一个人" }, { "source": "我住的城市没有下雪", "target": "来我的城市,走我来时的路" }, { "source": "收费哎好难过", "target": "不然你看看有没有破解的?" }, { "source": "不然你看看有没有破解的?", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "小胖的名字是我生完第二天在医院,想着我们还没起名儿呢,于是俩人七搜八罗一并把大名小名都解决了,是亲生的", "target": "如果生女儿的话,你觉得取名壮壮怎么样" }, { "source": "如果生女儿的话,你觉得取名壮壮怎么样", "target": "名字寓意自己觉得满意叫什么都合适,几个月啦?" }, { "source": "名字寓意自己觉得满意叫什么都合适,几个月啦?", "target": "4个月了吧应该" }, { "source": "怎么样去分对一个人是喜欢还是爱啊啊啊啊啊??????", "target": "抓狂嘛" }, { "source": "老孙要开心了", "target": "你居然想着她开心!!怎么不替我痛苦一下!!" }, { "source": "我周末都没得耍,我连续三个星期上班了,没得周末", "target": "小健那么可怜啊,哥哥亲你个安慰下" }, { "source": "小健那么可怜啊,哥哥亲你个安慰下", "target": "没大没小的弟弟。。。" }, { "source": "才不要一夜白头还要想和你度过漫长岁月呢", "target": "还要走过人来人往" }, { "source": "不饭函数但觉得认同渊博", "target": "待你饭上便会一发不可收拾相信我。" }, { "source": "宝马3奔驰E这种入门中级车就好了", "target": "呸呸呸!" }, { "source": "谢谢你让我想要的都在荣耀v10上了", "target": "这后置指纹真的是无语,还是放弃了,转V10" }, { "source": "这后置指纹真的是无语,还是放弃了,转V10", "target": "嗯,值得期待的都在v10上了" }, { "source": "现在最纠结的就是吃什么...", "target": "吃烦了唉唉" }, { "source": "你最可爱你最棒!", "target": "没你我哪能这么可爱" }, { "source": "没你我哪能这么可爱", "target": "知道就好" }, { "source": "南方冬天不穿羽绒服么?", "target": "穿!不穿的都是神人。。" }, { "source": "怀恋长沙的老街鱼嘴巴", "target": "这个我吃过,感觉比不上家里做的" }, { "source": "这个我吃过,感觉比不上家里做的", "target": "家里没做过全部是鱼嘴巴的" }, { "source": "各位网友,我是打伞的那个,他p图p了半个小时,脸都p尖了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈瞎说什么大实话" }, { "source": "谢谢啦,车上一个多小时,下车进园走了半个多小时到岗位,不过是个肥差!检票!哈哈…是团体入口,几乎都是早上忙,下午岗超轻松,不用暴晒,不用傻站,呵呵…不错", "target": "这,的确是个好差事。以后会不会变?" }, { "source": "这,的确是个好差事。以后会不会变?", "target": "不会变啦,现在休息时间,哈哈" }, { "source": "不会变啦,现在休息时间,哈哈", "target": "好吧,你玩得很开心" }, { "source": "妖妖灵,有人公开叫卖", "target": "不收钱,算不上叫卖" }, { "source": "这个假期还可以在玩几天", "target": "这个假期你们去哪玩了?快说说" }, { "source": "这个假期你们去哪玩了?快说说", "target": "在山里玩" }, { "source": "爱情这东西,颜值也很关键。长得太丑或长得太漂亮,也不行", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈皮" }, { "source": "撩我撩我", "target": "来了" }, { "source": "文科男朋友的可爱之处", "target": "可爱" }, { "source": "想哥哥了", "target": "谁说不是呢。都差不多该回来了吧," }, { "source": "谁说不是呢。都差不多该回来了吧,", "target": "10号回家求共同进餐" }, { "source": "10号回家求共同进餐", "target": "好!到时候绝对安排!" }, { "source": "我在看绿箭侠哈哈", "target": "好看不,这期天天向上也不好看。" }, { "source": "好看不,这期天天向上也不好看。", "target": "能看" }, { "source": "能看", "target": "我这个年都成怨妇了,心情一直处于冷死,好烦" }, { "source": "我这个年都成怨妇了,心情一直处于冷死,好烦", "target": "假期综合症" }, { "source": "假期综合症", "target": "还烦其他事,诶,我不适合放假" }, { "source": "你确定不艾特我?", "target": "可能是你没有来得及带肉粽来给我所以我忘了哈" }, { "source": "可能是你没有来得及带肉粽来给我所以我忘了哈", "target": "好吧。你到了吗?" }, { "source": "好吧。你到了吗?", "target": "安全抵达龙岩哈" }, { "source": "我说我怎么这么爱玩这个游戏!原来是为了等你来代言!", "target": "太非主流了" }, { "source": "太非主流了", "target": "这你都看得到!你怎么找到的?" }, { "source": "一直陪伴", "target": "一直在一直爱" }, { "source": "撞妈一出手", "target": "笑死我了哈哈哈哈~我投简历啦好忐忑" }, { "source": "笑死我了哈哈哈哈~我投简历啦好忐忑", "target": "上海的?" }, { "source": "下个月要来武汉啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "要约么。带夫夫" }, { "source": "你瘦了?", "target": "一点点~" }, { "source": "理想是当个医生结果现在当了老师", "target": "高一狗想学医啊" }, { "source": "我也空调病~~浑身疼~~明天拔罐儿去~~", "target": "我这辈子都还没有拨过呢多久回去啊出来聚一聚" }, { "source": "钢苑的路过", "target": "16届钢苑路过" }, { "source": "16届钢苑路过", "target": "学妹咯" }, { "source": "哈哈哈活兔子不知道我床上的兔子玩偶被我家泰迪已经咬到棉花都出来了", "target": "不得了不得了" }, { "source": "你飘了", "target": "因为我的双手会功夫一切美食都可以应付" }, { "source": "因为我的双手会功夫一切美食都可以应付", "target": "煮个小龙虾瞅瞅" }, { "source": "姐儿说我姐们招你惹你了,你揪着她不放", "target": "听谁胡说八道嚼舌头呢,逮来把头杀了..." }, { "source": "听谁胡说八道嚼舌头呢,逮来把头杀了...", "target": "冲你那句天生的,看来你得砍你头了" }, { "source": "冲你那句天生的,看来你得砍你头了", "target": "凭什么,大半夜的砍我头?" }, { "source": "凭什么,大半夜的砍我头?", "target": "这不是你说的嘛" }, { "source": "你眼睛放钱一斤脸上怎么这么大", "target": "所以我眼睛其实是大的,只是被大脸盘子给盖过去了吗" }, { "source": "所以我眼睛其实是大的,只是被大脸盘子给盖过去了吗", "target": "哈哈哈对" }, { "source": "我刚好想找一个跟我一样喜欢打篮球的,我88年,未谈过恋爱,传统家庭,广东人,深户,在深居住。", "target": "那不好看的注定单身?" }, { "source": "是呀,看了好多人用tr350拍的都惨白又不清晰呢,为什么美羊拍的这么好", "target": "因为我的是Tr100" }, { "source": "因为我的是Tr100", "target": "哈哈我也要去入一台,美羊有购买地址吗能短我下吗,谢谢" }, { "source": "不是有一些办法可以让高跟鞋随脚吗?就是用白酒还是醋什么的沾在磨脚的位置然后用东西顶一顶…", "target": "鞋子买的有点儿小" }, { "source": "鞋子买的有点儿小", "target": "那就有点尴尬了" }, { "source": "棒棒的干巴爹", "target": "一样加油哦" }, { "source": "您真高雅", "target": "我买的演唱会还没开始呢" }, { "source": "我们一个班的,真做朋友了,哪种更尴尬?", "target": "我也一个班天天看见他让我怎么忘啊" }, { "source": "我每天坚持吃善存,3年了。", "target": "那也比我好,我都断断续续的吃" }, { "source": "来当我的歌迷", "target": "我不,我想睡我偶像,我不想睡你" }, { "source": "我不,我想睡我偶像,我不想睡你", "target": "你很棒棒哦" }, { "source": "早呀~", "target": "早哦" }, { "source": "心情好", "target": "哈哈'心情还不错" }, { "source": "小明去相亲被对方吐槽长的丑,留下了心理阴影,求阴影部分的面积", "target": "同意!还有各种恐怖片" }, { "source": "早知道带上我在家无聊了一天", "target": "不早说下次,有时间一起出去玩" }, { "source": "不早说下次,有时间一起出去玩", "target": "提前约尤其是阳光好人少的地方" }, { "source": "提前约尤其是阳光好人少的地方", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "迟到没?", "target": "迟到是必须的。" }, { "source": "放弃有时候是一件很痛苦的事", "target": "那你就放弃吧我也放弃了" }, { "source": "爱书签售时候", "target": "对!你也去了?" }, { "source": "面老师生日快乐!!", "target": "我今天才上这个号!!!" }, { "source": "我今天才上这个号!!!", "target": "傻面还好我在群里说了" }, { "source": "傻面还好我在群里说了", "target": "我那次回复对于我来说都算快的了!!!" }, { "source": "我那次回复对于我来说都算快的了!!!", "target": "不管一看你就是不够爱我" }, { "source": "不管一看你就是不够爱我", "target": "你看我还回你了!!!这是多大的爱!" }, { "source": "你看我还回你了!!!这是多大的爱!", "target": "哼我有小情绪了" }, { "source": "哼我有小情绪了", "target": "不,小拳拳" }, { "source": "别不开心,能坚持愿意坚持就坚持下去", "target": "我尽我所能最近可能真的太累了" }, { "source": "你一眼喜欢金,却最终买了银;我一眼喜欢银,却偏偏买了金人生中还有多少是我们以为中的……怀着一颗好奇心继续吧", "target": "太多的“不可预见”" }, { "source": "你的容颜已老,而我还在青春的海洋里面看不到尽头", "target": "呦,不像你啊" }, { "source": "喵君你咋了~~", "target": "当时应该是被我们宿舍的那位折磨到了" }, { "source": "求一双你设计的袜子", "target": "这简单我手工给你缝一个" }, { "source": "这简单我手工给你缝一个", "target": "要绿色或者粉红的,越鲜艳越好" }, { "source": "要绿色或者粉红的,越鲜艳越好", "target": "量脚定制!" }, { "source": "量脚定制!", "target": "这个好,等我用石膏做个脚的模型" }, { "source": "南方姑娘太萌了从来不打牌", "target": "也不打麻将么?!我来了以后要学各种麻将和扑克的打法" }, { "source": "好喜欢你今天第一次看节目", "target": "那以后是不是要常看了" }, { "source": "那以后是不是要常看了", "target": "必须必须。会支持你哒" }, { "source": "只剩几天就25岁了。有个人对我好了12年昨晚对我说就当是他已经死了。。你所认为的伤害都是我愿意为你做的事,除了家人没人像你那般对我好过,我记得的全部都只是这些年来你的陪伴和鼓励。。太难了真的太慢了谁可以教教我要怎么放下一个陪你走了生命二分一的人太难了", "target": "25还有很长的路,慢慢放" }, { "source": "25还有很长的路,慢慢放", "target": "对哦还有那么长的路慢慢去放。谢谢" }, { "source": "八点半,等我!", "target": "板凳已备好" }, { "source": "男朋友", "target": "我以为是你老公" }, { "source": "我以为是你老公", "target": "不不不,我老公是这位" }, { "source": "不不不,我老公是这位", "target": "都是你的" }, { "source": "都是你的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,想想就美滴很" }, { "source": "奔四幸福就好", "target": "是的呢。" }, { "source": "秦老师好像啊", "target": "啊哈哈他太有特色!" }, { "source": "建大有女篮了吗?", "target": "有好几年了" }, { "source": "借用德芙广告词给补习班打广告吗", "target": "没上补习班.这是我们学校自习室." }, { "source": "腰还很细", "target": "其实很多肉" }, { "source": "你们也18号早上5点多到谢列梅杰机场吗?", "target": "对哒,要来一起嘛" }, { "source": "西天取经〜蹄儿朝西〜晚安〜", "target": "古耐" }, { "source": "凯越不好吃", "target": "啊?我们土鳖都没吃过" }, { "source": "我回来没吃到芒果你就只有重新买一个了", "target": "已经没得咯" }, { "source": "…我都在学校好多天了", "target": "曾美丽去哪个村了?" }, { "source": "曾美丽去哪个村了?", "target": "上海村,村姑尽然放我鸽子以为她也在的结果跑重庆了…" }, { "source": "上海村,村姑尽然放我鸽子以为她也在的结果跑重庆了…", "target": "没事她5年后去找你你们不军训吗" }, { "source": "没事她5年后去找你你们不军训吗", "target": "五年后找我乞讨哦?大二才训…" }, { "source": "五年后找我乞讨哦?大二才训…", "target": "恩就等你发达了然后罩我们上海靓女多嘛" }, { "source": "恩就等你发达了然后罩我们上海靓女多嘛", "target": "还好吧~" }, { "source": "哇撒回学校了", "target": "今天收到你师兄发邮件的抄送吓晕了" }, { "source": "串串配酒,越喝越有", "target": "还一套一套的" }, { "source": "还一套一套的", "target": "有酒的时候怕是得叫上我源来一波梦幻飘三叶么" }, { "source": "双卡浪费手机内部空间", "target": "相对单卡来说必然的。" }, { "source": "去菏泽啦?", "target": "没有。在家呢。" }, { "source": "没有。在家呢。", "target": "那杂加油去啦" }, { "source": "那杂加油去啦", "target": "开车玩啊。本来说去单县呢。谁知我下午有事。" }, { "source": "开车玩啊。本来说去单县呢。谁知我下午有事。", "target": "你多忙" }, { "source": "你多忙", "target": "有点小忙。" }, { "source": "你还欠我顿欧冠饭你知道吗", "target": "拜仁赢了巴萨输了,这不是打平吗" }, { "source": "拜仁赢了巴萨输了,这不是打平吗", "target": "听起来好像没错但是肯定哪里有问题!!" }, { "source": "触动心灵的歌曲···", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "嗯,很有感觉···" }, { "source": "嗯,很有感觉···", "target": "是超有感觉" }, { "source": "是超有感觉", "target": "嗯,歌词太入心了···" }, { "source": "嗯,歌词太入心了···", "target": "配上曲调很煽情" }, { "source": "配上曲调很煽情", "target": "的确是···" }, { "source": "的确是···", "target": "不也喜欢这首歌吗?" }, { "source": "不也喜欢这首歌吗?", "target": "非常喜欢~" }, { "source": "非常喜欢~", "target": "我都系,超级中意尼首歌" }, { "source": "看来我们的好日子要来了!", "target": "来来来一起鼓掌!" }, { "source": "曾经我也想当厨师,一不小心当了警察了。", "target": "不会做饭的厨师不是好警察" }, { "source": "快告诉我我不是第一个知道丁墨是女生的", "target": "你不是第一个" }, { "source": "大胖脸", "target": "讨厌,我已经很注意了" }, { "source": "n晚安", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "我就看看有没有人", "target": "我我" }, { "source": "哥哥还没露而已要是哥哥也露个你又得回来站鹿攻了", "target": "要是我以后的男朋友有跟弟弟一样好的身材就好" }, { "source": "要是我以后的男朋友有跟弟弟一样好的身材就好", "target": "要是我以后的男朋友是弟弟就好了" }, { "source": "要是我以后的男朋友是弟弟就好了", "target": "我也这样想过可是认真地思考后我知道这是不可能的" }, { "source": "我也这样想过可是认真地思考后我知道这是不可能的", "target": "谁都别想了,勋勋是哥哥的" }, { "source": "男生全都很猥琐无论表面怎样", "target": "确实" }, { "source": "去南京啊?!怎么过年不跟我一起去啊!!!", "target": "我妈叫我去我就去了……我也不知道为啥去" }, { "source": "我妈叫我去我就去了……我也不知道为啥去", "target": "那去那边干嘛?" }, { "source": "那去那边干嘛?", "target": "看大学" }, { "source": "看大学", "target": "这属于没事找事干吗?一个人去啊?" }, { "source": "左一胸很大", "target": "我朋友" }, { "source": "我朋友", "target": "不错可以" }, { "source": "我姐姐好漂漂哦", "target": "不要脸" }, { "source": "无弹的灯芯绒?一般女生穿的背带裤有这种材料的", "target": "人家说过时了没得卖走在时尚前沿真是累" }, { "source": "人家说过时了没得卖走在时尚前沿真是累", "target": "要不咱买个背带裤毁一块儿" }, { "source": "要不咱买个背带裤毁一块儿", "target": "买了个白的自己染色也算是工匠精神" }, { "source": "地铁都这么挤了啊", "target": "对啊,还没有挤上来的。。" }, { "source": "话说您是否该歇息了", "target": "歇了歇了" }, { "source": "歇了歇了", "target": "那你就跪安吧" }, { "source": "那你就跪安吧", "target": "得嘞" }, { "source": "真开心", "target": "是啊。哈哈" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "气势不能输的" }, { "source": "你回那么多人但都不回我一个、你造吗", "target": "我也没被她回过…" }, { "source": "我也没被她回过…", "target": "你没常来呀" }, { "source": "你没常来呀", "target": "我常来啊!我老都见你们!原来也没有被你们发现!" }, { "source": "戴着耳机耳朵炸裂", "target": "风声大可能" }, { "source": "风声大可能", "target": "哦噗,刚发现是我耳机坏了" }, { "source": "我以后不认识你了", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "一个菜怎么下饭?", "target": "我教你下多点盐" }, { "source": "星爷出品必属精品,期待美人鱼2哦", "target": "不错哦" }, { "source": "我俩是纯洁的基友关系!不要胡说!冯博士您好好看书吧,别耽误您了!", "target": "我要看猴子" }, { "source": "我要看猴子", "target": "猴子在动物园呢" }, { "source": "管好你的嘴巴,别被别人说你没素质,我们只是想说清楚罢了!还是,你们根本就不想知道真正的事实,偏偏把那些流言信以为真?!", "target": "我们从来没有信过传闻,只是作为一个公众人物,他难道不知道提及电影名字会引起部分人不满么" }, { "source": "我们从来没有信过传闻,只是作为一个公众人物,他难道不知道提及电影名字会引起部分人不满么", "target": "我就问你一句,如果是你,你会怎么做?将心比心,你被无缘无故地骂了两年,你受得了吗?他也没有完全提及电影的名字,只有知道那些谣言的人才会立马想到说的是怎么回事。如果,你,连他的这些话语都轻易的不满,那,就没什么好说的了。" }, { "source": "想吃雪糕", "target": "给你吃猪蹄哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你的眉毛被鹏鹏吃了吗", "target": "我没吃" }, { "source": "也曾模撰,但自觉不满,终难成文。赏君此作,深感文功了得,甚有新意,不禁击掌赞绝!", "target": "呵呵!谢谢您的欣赏!敬茶" }, { "source": "汉子保重。", "target": "不是汉子!" }, { "source": "仙女柒能去你家住两天吗?我能帮你喂狗赶鸭子喂羊摘果子", "target": "你是要把人家果全摘了" }, { "source": "你是要把人家果全摘了", "target": "讨厌别说实话" }, { "source": "你的豆腐,整得不错", "target": "那豆腐不是我的" }, { "source": "那豆腐不是我的", "target": "窃苏他人成果,可以有" }, { "source": "窃苏他人成果,可以有", "target": "嘿嘿,什么窃取我是一个很有原则的人" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,什么窃取我是一个很有原则的人", "target": "你的原则是?" }, { "source": "大妹子你想的太多了并没有修图加了个滤镜而已我都说了我也是很瘦的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,这个人哦!你凭本事长得瘦凭什么说你修图过分了啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,这个人哦!你凭本事长得瘦凭什么说你修图过分了啊", "target": "就是为了摆拍找角度也是很辛苦的" }, { "source": "不呼吸!", "target": "对啊无法呼吸" }, { "source": "觉得我做什么决定了", "target": "放弃?" }, { "source": "放弃?", "target": "不知道,说实话,不想放弃" }, { "source": "不知道,说实话,不想放弃", "target": "简单粗暴地说吧,她并不喜欢你。" }, { "source": "我昨晚两点才睡着明明困成狗然后就买购物车清了", "target": "帮我也清一下" }, { "source": "说归说练马甲线还是不容易的需要保持", "target": "对呀,肯定也付出了很多的努力" }, { "source": "届时求借翻阅~~~", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "8天加油,和我男神一起", "target": "我也志愿者八天结束,你怎么不给我加油" }, { "source": "我也志愿者八天结束,你怎么不给我加油", "target": "你是谁" }, { "source": "你爱她,她爱他,他爱你?", "target": "不是啊!哪里有那么纠结?姐姐不懂弟弟的愁啊~" }, { "source": "黄同学毕业了去啦里啊?", "target": "回家种田" }, { "source": "回家种田", "target": "那此生怕是再也无法见到了吧" }, { "source": "现在不少有在卖园艺品种了,淘品上也有些在卖野生的,当地叫八月炸。", "target": "现在真是什么都能买到了" }, { "source": "护士不好找对象,太忙了,真的。", "target": "干工地的那就更不好找了" }, { "source": "亲爱的你快回来", "target": "快啦快啦!等我" }, { "source": "还没开始装就想天天买,控制着自己呢", "target": "哈哈哈哈等开始再买说不定之后会发现更好看的呢" }, { "source": "我今早起来心咯噔一下,然后久久缓不过来……", "target": "是挂了多少" }, { "source": "各样的生活才有趣", "target": "这种只有放假回家才能做" }, { "source": "这种只有放假回家才能做", "target": "我这种放假也回不了家的体会不到这种乐趣" }, { "source": "我这种放假也回不了家的体会不到这种乐趣", "target": "以后毕业回来有得你体验的" }, { "source": "好忙哦你", "target": "哈哈是啊" }, { "source": "常驻上海了吗亲?", "target": "准备哦资己~找工作呢" }, { "source": "准备哦资己~找工作呢", "target": "真的呀。啥时候出来聚聚" }, { "source": "你好啊~", "target": "你快告诉我你有没有对象了" }, { "source": "你快告诉我你有没有对象了", "target": "我还小,妈妈不允许谈恋爱" }, { "source": "我还小,妈妈不允许谈恋爱", "target": "我能不能先预定" }, { "source": "我能不能先预定", "target": "可以啊哈哈" }, { "source": "常见的是什么样的你告诉我来", "target": "如图" }, { "source": "你回来啦?", "target": "嗯嗯,终于回家了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,终于回家了", "target": "还会回去不" }, { "source": "还会回去不", "target": "下午就回家了都没时间约一波" }, { "source": "我的鞋耶,你穿的了么", "target": "我可以拿去卖钱啊" }, { "source": "我可以拿去卖钱啊", "target": "我穿过的耶不值钱" }, { "source": "我的日常就是做饭吧", "target": "你的日常是温暖向上充满希望不过你不是陌生小姑娘" }, { "source": "你的日常是温暖向上充满希望不过你不是陌生小姑娘", "target": "谢谢仙女夸奖~" }, { "source": "生快生快!", "target": "嗯啊" }, { "source": "空好久了", "target": "现在进也没什么机会了" }, { "source": "现在进也没什么机会了", "target": "是啊没兴趣追高" }, { "source": "萌萌,都要重制版了,能给我们长歌门一个待机和平砍吗,我们等这个已经两年了", "target": "会有的" }, { "source": "胖子永远只有冬天瘦下来才有春天....", "target": "要的是夏天" }, { "source": "要的是夏天", "target": "没春天哪来的夏天你当你是北极熊么直接冬跳到夏·····" }, { "source": "没春天哪来的夏天你当你是北极熊么直接冬跳到夏·····", "target": "北极熊有夏么" }, { "source": "北极熊有夏么", "target": "北极熊仅仅不知春秋····您说呢" }, { "source": "你俩高兴就好,我只是配角", "target": "宝贝你看到你漂亮的手指了吗" }, { "source": "美扁", "target": "这样夸我多不好意思" }, { "source": "说实在我比起墨尔本更喜欢伦敦,大概因为我一点也不喜欢艳阳天,更喜欢伦敦这种英伦风", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "长不大的王三岁", "target": "永远长不大" }, { "source": "永远长不大", "target": "最浪漫的事不就是我们已长大她还未老吗" }, { "source": "最浪漫的事不就是我们已长大她还未老吗", "target": "不仅未老还永远长不大" }, { "source": "我爸成天为我找对象结婚的事儿说个么完,见一次面说一次。。。", "target": "那我心里平衡了,大家都是在经历同样的糟心生活" }, { "source": "忘凝梅啊", "target": "谁知道呢,不知道是不是嫌弃我听歌吵着它,简直是只忧郁王子。" }, { "source": "谁知道呢,不知道是不是嫌弃我听歌吵着它,简直是只忧郁王子。", "target": "嘿嘿,那就放点交响乐吧,看看他艺术欣赏水平到哪里了" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,那就放点交响乐吧,看看他艺术欣赏水平到哪里了", "target": "它现在聪明得很,它的球掉到水碗里知道直接捞了,我生怕它又要把水喝干呢。" }, { "source": "不是说你照片,是觉得你的状态,妆容还是穿着还是哪里?会不会是你私人造型师的原因造成的年龄感?希望你更好,不好么", "target": "你不要误会了,是你自己这么认为,我并不认同,也不是所有人都这样想,不要把一己私见强加于人,我觉得很年轻很美很喜欢很时髦,你不认同,我也并不想改变你一样,就是随便你怎么想,我觉得自己很棒!" }, { "source": "你不要误会了,是你自己这么认为,我并不认同,也不是所有人都这样想,不要把一己私见强加于人,我觉得很年轻很美很喜欢很时髦,你不认同,我也并不想改变你一样,就是随便你怎么想,我觉得自己很棒!", "target": "真的搞笑!范湉湉好不好,或者更好,需要一个不懂行的人来评判吗?看不惯带眼罩呀,没人强迫你啊,你有强迫症啊?非要人家顺着你啊?搞笑是搞笑!" }, { "source": "心疼,不知道该说什么。孩子的妈妈真的有点太狠心了。。。", "target": "有时候可能真的身不由己,谁都不是她本人,只能站在旁人角度说说。" }, { "source": "卖家拒绝的原因是什么?你填写的单号是否正确,是否有物流信息?", "target": "卖家恶意不退款,单号正确,物流信息已经签收" }, { "source": "我壮的跟头牛一样,这点小病算啥呢,已经好多啦,哈哈。别担心!", "target": "好好的" }, { "source": "不吸烟不喝酒不打游戏会唱歌会弹钢琴会跳舞185有人喜欢么", "target": "手控,声控~" }, { "source": "姐继续涮锅哦", "target": "羊蝎子~" }, { "source": "羊蝎子~", "target": "不错" }, { "source": "小屁孩懂什么情爱", "target": "你懂,你教教我,如何让人家虐的那样还乐此不疲" }, { "source": "你懂,你教教我,如何让人家虐的那样还乐此不疲", "target": "谁被虐了" }, { "source": "谁被虐了", "target": "我说你被虐了" }, { "source": "我说你被虐了", "target": "有么?" }, { "source": "秀恩爱!!!", "target": "噗噗。不要吃醋啊" }, { "source": "白夜追凶才看完,好看!下次推荐好剧记得给我买会员", "target": "哈哈哈,我就说好看" }, { "source": "怎么去泰安了", "target": "过七夕啊" }, { "source": "过七夕啊", "target": "你对象在泰安?" }, { "source": "妹妹努力,争取做到家里办公一族!", "target": "不容易啊,这家公司不可能的啦" }, { "source": "你举我照片干嘛?", "target": "你在哪我都看不见" }, { "source": "你在哪我都看不见", "target": "我太帅你看的羞涩了,我知道" }, { "source": "我太帅你看的羞涩了,我知道", "target": "干嘛说出来!" }, { "source": "没见过我乡下来的", "target": "乡下人可好这一口?" }, { "source": "你要买什么车", "target": "你喜欢什么车,说买得起的" }, { "source": "你喜欢什么车,说买得起的", "target": "你先说先" }, { "source": "欢迎回国!", "target": "嘿嘿嘿就快啦!" }, { "source": "祝幸福伴随你", "target": "亲爱的,谢谢你" }, { "source": "亲爱的,谢谢你", "target": "忙就先不要来看我了,等你忙完再聊" }, { "source": "忙就先不要来看我了,等你忙完再聊", "target": "俺想你了,不过现在忙好了" }, { "source": "农历4月14,今年的5月20号", "target": "我和你一样诶" }, { "source": "我和你一样诶", "target": "好多人和我一样,好开心" }, { "source": "你家孩儿多大?叫妞妞?我们也叫妞妞", "target": "我们四个月啦你们呢?" }, { "source": "我们四个月啦你们呢?", "target": "我们快八个月了,我们是大妞妞姐姐哈" }, { "source": "我们快八个月了,我们是大妞妞姐姐哈", "target": "哈哈,大妞妞是青岛的吗?" }, { "source": "我睡着了。", "target": "你给我起来" }, { "source": "加油姐!", "target": "我努力" }, { "source": "你的胳膊好长啊", "target": "长胳膊长腿的" }, { "source": "在看《声临其境》!!!", "target": "我也是在看" }, { "source": "想问一下,这样的布景/背景都是自己一件件配齐的吗?有没有什么地方能一次性买全?", "target": "1是瓷砖,2自己做的板子,3自己是画的" }, { "source": "1是瓷砖,2自己做的板子,3自己是画的", "target": "那个木板呢?做旧过的?" }, { "source": "朋友干吗了?", "target": "想念旧集体…而已" }, { "source": "想念旧集体…而已", "target": "哈哈原来如此" }, { "source": "最近不管小阿姨了是吧!", "target": "没有阿。" }, { "source": "没有阿。", "target": "我和沉默都觉得你最近根本心都不在这" }, { "source": "我和沉默都觉得你最近根本心都不在这", "target": "她受伤了" }, { "source": "她受伤了", "target": "受伤就疗伤!" }, { "source": "受伤就疗伤!", "target": "不知如何疗伤啊。哎" }, { "source": "姑娘也在青岛吗?", "target": "必须的必" }, { "source": "哎呀,我在变瘦撒", "target": "你们培训应该不会很辛苦吧。。完了完了,那要超过你了" }, { "source": "你们培训应该不会很辛苦吧。。完了完了,那要超过你了", "target": "比福大还差的伙食" }, { "source": "比福大还差的伙食", "target": "那我是可以预见你瘦了多少了。回去让阿姨帮你补补!" }, { "source": "多陪陪父母,就是对他们最大的爱", "target": "陪伴很重要啊" }, { "source": "表白鞠婧祎", "target": "流泪了" }, { "source": "参加婚礼去啦", "target": "不。自己看教堂去了" }, { "source": "不。自己看教堂去了", "target": "教堂里的彩窗挺漂亮,我就挺想进去拍的~你没在教堂里留个影吗,肯定挺好看的" }, { "source": "早啊~宝宝,我去实训考试了保佑顺利哦", "target": "一本正经" }, { "source": "来咨询我", "target": "你赶紧给建议啊" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "等从老家回来一起吃饭当然,9月开学前也可以请我" }, { "source": "等从老家回来一起吃饭当然,9月开学前也可以请我", "target": "那估计你要来北京才能行" }, { "source": "蛋糕等我", "target": "抹茶的等你" }, { "source": "抹茶的等你", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "这是什么糖?好有意思~", "target": "骷髅巧克力" }, { "source": "骷髅巧克力", "target": "哪买?" }, { "source": "缺钱", "target": "一语中的" }, { "source": "我经常会想,要是不分手我们会是什么样子。", "target": "可是没有如果" }, { "source": "哈哈好既…你帮我体体你熟过滴吧生日当日有无野送既?蛋糕啊香槟过滴…", "target": "吾知吖…帮你问下啦…" }, { "source": "吾知吖…帮你问下啦…", "target": "嗯嗯帮我问下啦" }, { "source": "人家在挣钱", "target": "我了个去,茫茫人海你是怎么找到我的昂" }, { "source": "我了个去,茫茫人海你是怎么找到我的昂", "target": "我一个个的找的" }, { "source": "我就是严重拖延症", "target": "忙起来没得办法就好了" }, { "source": "来贵阳找我嘛没人陪我吃饭", "target": "我来我来,你等我!" }, { "source": "我来我来,你等我!", "target": "几号到我带你吃东西" }, { "source": "几号到我带你吃东西", "target": "我回深圳给你打电话,我12号飞回来。" }, { "source": "不想数蔑你一回家好吗!", "target": "请你数篾我吧" }, { "source": "一只高冷如猫的狗只有它逗我没有我逗它", "target": "默默小声,有点哥哥的影子" }, { "source": "默默小声,有点哥哥的影子", "target": "我没看出来" }, { "source": "我没看出来", "target": "眼睛" }, { "source": "大宝贝终于回家了", "target": "八号就回长春" }, { "source": "八号就回长春", "target": "好好享受在家这几天" }, { "source": "好好享受在家这几天", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "来西安吧!", "target": "太远" }, { "source": "帅气依旧", "target": "重点不是他的照片好不好!" }, { "source": "重点不是他的照片好不好!", "target": "那是什么" }, { "source": "那是什么", "target": "是姐生日" }, { "source": "来啦爱妃接驾!", "target": "你的腿人家得废了挺大功夫" }, { "source": "你的腿人家得废了挺大功夫", "target": "可不是么辛苦人家了" }, { "source": "据说男女最佳身高差是13厘米,我170请157的男孩子联系我", "target": "终于找到了" }, { "source": "你可以对我表白", "target": "笑菇凉,我爱你" }, { "source": "笑菇凉,我爱你", "target": "叫声哥" }, { "source": "怎么了民民?", "target": "没事了……大半夜的想妈妈了,是不特没出息" }, { "source": "是不是觉得北方人很糙", "target": "不是啊,我觉得北方人都很豪放" }, { "source": "美好的生活", "target": "是啊,刚好" }, { "source": "是啊,刚好", "target": "简单" }, { "source": "乖乖,有钱人", "target": "哪有……" }, { "source": "会吃这个点看的我都饿了", "target": "我同学是本地的带我们吃的都好好吃" }, { "source": "舍友去了吗", "target": "当然来了不然真的回不去" }, { "source": "我在遥远的北京,很是想念我家长的鸭鸭,食不好,睡不着鸭鸭你心疼我吗", "target": "好吧,心疼你" }, { "source": "快洗洗睡吧", "target": "就不" }, { "source": "我要跟你俩去旅游", "target": "哈哈,好啊" }, { "source": "你们的新食堂?", "target": "不过味道赞" }, { "source": "大学了还金榜题名..考研撒?", "target": "大家都要期末考,店里都没什么人来" }, { "source": "大家都要期末考,店里都没什么人来", "target": "哈哈,你赶紧放假吧" }, { "source": "哈哈,你赶紧放假吧", "target": "我也想啊,可是最早也要5号吧,有的4号才考完" }, { "source": "是的,我也觉得摄影和画画一样,是表达自己感受的一种方式。因为画画需要非常扎实的基本功,相对而言摄影入门的门槛低些,所以爱上了摄影。我觉得完全没有必要去与她对骂,会掉了自己身价的,无视就好。", "target": "兄台能看开,我这个多管闲事打抱不平的人心也平和了" }, { "source": "兄台能看开,我这个多管闲事打抱不平的人心也平和了", "target": "哈哈,我可能本来就是个不太爱和别人争的人吧。对这样的人确实不用当回事的,你也心宽宽哈" }, { "source": "手又细又长羡慕", "target": "男人的手了解一下" }, { "source": "我好久没上了,猜猜看说不定上去看会不会升了一级", "target": "不会只会少竹子了" }, { "source": "我们一个像夏天一个像秋天一个像冬天", "target": "还有一个呐" }, { "source": "发生了什么", "target": "在街舞社辛苦一年本来有1000块钱拿现在我不教课了,不给我钱了" }, { "source": "在街舞社辛苦一年本来有1000块钱拿现在我不教课了,不给我钱了", "target": "不继续了肯定是有原因的咯毕竟趁着自己还有选择的馀地的时候尽量避免那些让自己不开心的地方咯" }, { "source": "不继续了肯定是有原因的咯毕竟趁着自己还有选择的馀地的时候尽量避免那些让自己不开心的地方咯", "target": "觉得不太开心,教课也好累" }, { "source": "觉得不太开心,教课也好累", "target": "就是咯现在还有选择的馀地要是以后参加工作了哪有这么干脆啊" }, { "source": "我也想来着,估计要等我回来之后了,今天下大雨学校停课,我马上要走了,课还没有上完,所以这周六周日都要去补课", "target": "天哪、那等你回来吧" }, { "source": "天哪、那等你回来吧", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "哎呀和竹海有点似曾相识", "target": "嗯嗯。比竹海累多了。" }, { "source": "呜呜真好看啊", "target": "好久没见你了" }, { "source": "这个游戏,不是说你练个英雄久了就能玩得好,很多人玩了很久一个英雄连被动是什么都不知道,就算知道了也不知如何去利用,而且只会玩一两个自己顺手的英雄,排位要是被抢了就不知道怎么玩了,而且也不知道别的英雄技能是什么,很多时候都以为自己打得过结果被杀,这就是你不了解的下场,我把每个英雄都", "target": "世界未解之谜。都怎么了???" }, { "source": "广州有没有", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "小斌哥哥在家啊,可惜你今天去北京了~", "target": "他太不积极" }, { "source": "他太不积极", "target": "他差点搞不见我的硬盘" }, { "source": "他差点搞不见我的硬盘", "target": "是以前那个吗?" }, { "source": "是以前那个吗?", "target": "对啊,学习资料最丰富那个" }, { "source": "对啊,学习资料最丰富那个", "target": "真的丢了~?" }, { "source": "去哪儿", "target": "武汉" }, { "source": "芒果看到妹子发的信息:今晚的牛排和你都很好吃哦~", "target": "你真的很秀" }, { "source": "榴莲的其实还是可以接受的", "target": "事,其实挺美味的" }, { "source": "顶着你的包包往前冲", "target": "是这样滴" }, { "source": "花千骨", "target": "不知道你有没有看那个现代版的花千骨2015" }, { "source": "不知道你有没有看那个现代版的花千骨2015", "target": "没看过,没有我喜欢的演员" }, { "source": "今天有吗?", "target": "有啊已经开了" }, { "source": "我每天在这边要热死了听说1-2月份才会冷…", "target": "太幸福了!!我快冻死了" }, { "source": "看看自己的体重,想一想仰卧起坐,你就不想吃了。。。。", "target": "不会的" }, { "source": "章寻安乖", "target": "还好意思说呢,打你电话竟然关机……" }, { "source": "还好意思说呢,打你电话竟然关机……", "target": "真的吗?" }, { "source": "真的吗?", "target": "你手机没来电提醒?" }, { "source": "你手机没来电提醒?", "target": "有,但是是长号,我没你长号~" }, { "source": "怎么打不出去电话了", "target": "是提示的什么?" }, { "source": "是提示的什么?", "target": "打不通,打出去没声音就自己挂了" }, { "source": "打不通,打出去没声音就自己挂了", "target": "请问现在恢复了吗?" }, { "source": "国外的学习真的是太累了!", "target": "是啊你也很辛苦吧?" }, { "source": "吴磊小哥哥真的是太帅了呀,超级喜欢他,在《我是大侦探》里面表现的非常的棒呀,一点毛病没有", "target": "我也超级喜欢他" }, { "source": "幸运,也好幸福啊!我都不记得我那个是叫什么名字来着,明明很眼熟的", "target": "对,我也是" }, { "source": "看饿", "target": "哈哈哈哈你几天没吃东西了" }, { "source": "直接搜大名还没有人投票过不显示的", "target": "搜了,也投票了,还是无显示呢搞不懂" }, { "source": "哇哦,茶叶蛋原来是这样子的啊。第一次见了", "target": "下次送你一颗尝尝,不用谢,这是我应该做的" }, { "source": "祝福祝福太甜了", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢哈" }, { "source": "当年75后与四小花对应的是四小生,如今小花变成了大花,衍生出了小花,小小花,原来的小生该叫什么", "target": "中生" }, { "source": "中生", "target": "那就还是有四中生一说" }, { "source": "那就还是有四中生一说", "target": "对,烨明坤超" }, { "source": "你那也大风吗?", "target": "没风就是还没睡而已" }, { "source": "没风就是还没睡而已", "target": "老是睡这么晚对身体不好你说我在的时候吧睡得晚还有情可原我又不在你都干嘛呢" }, { "source": "我只能说再见了", "target": "不能!" }, { "source": "你好浪", "target": "浪里个浪~" }, { "source": "我在万寿路大姨妈呢!我家中午吃火锅", "target": "反正你家已经没有我容身地方了" }, { "source": "反正你家已经没有我容身地方了", "target": "对啊~" }, { "source": "对啊~", "target": "我的西红柿炒鸡蛋这一年只吃了3次吧" }, { "source": "我的西红柿炒鸡蛋这一年只吃了3次吧", "target": "只吃?你还嫌不够?你要的太多了!" }, { "source": "只吃?你还嫌不够?你要的太多了!", "target": "我要什么了…你也没法给我啊" }, { "source": "我要什么了…你也没法给我啊", "target": "你要多于三次的西红柿炒鸡蛋" }, { "source": "最近老是睡眠质量那么差丫。。是不工作压力太大了丫亲", "target": "我想是有别的原因吧…" }, { "source": "我想是有别的原因吧…", "target": "我的事情么。。" }, { "source": "我的事情么。。", "target": "不知道…太久没出去了吧…" }, { "source": "不知道…太久没出去了吧…", "target": "闭门思过丫" }, { "source": "闭门思过丫", "target": "应该的哈…" }, { "source": "应该的哈…", "target": "知错就好,,搭可以出关了。。" }, { "source": "要过年的丫~~~!55555555555555", "target": "当天来回好来,全家一起咯" }, { "source": "当天来回好来,全家一起咯", "target": "这个我爹爹妈妈肯定不乐意的55555" }, { "source": "别这么开心,我看到你大门牙了", "target": "看个门牙也害羞?" }, { "source": "方丈,没素质的人你再怎么生气他还是没素质", "target": "那也是,就让他们自生自灭~" }, { "source": "那也是,就让他们自生自灭~", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "早知道留点午饭给它了" }, { "source": "过年了过年了", "target": "过年真好!可以好好地玩一下!" }, { "source": "过年真好!可以好好地玩一下!", "target": "放假了没" }, { "source": "放假了没", "target": "早放了哟,过完年就要开学了!" }, { "source": "早放了哟,过完年就要开学了!", "target": "享受你的假期吧" }, { "source": "享受你的假期吧", "target": "真没几个假期了、是该享受下了!" }, { "source": "真没几个假期了、是该享受下了!", "target": "你大几了?" }, { "source": "你大几了?", "target": "大三!" }, { "source": "大三!", "target": "大四就更可以好好玩玩了" }, { "source": "大四就更可以好好玩玩了", "target": "大四可要好好奋斗了!" }, { "source": "我孩子一大堆玉米棒,饼干,糖,巧克力,想吃就吃,也没见上火。我老公吃一块巧克力就说喉咙不舒服。", "target": "为啥我见到的朋友家娃也是随他想吃啥就吃啥,很自由,可天天不是这不舒服就是那不舒服……" }, { "source": "为啥我见到的朋友家娃也是随他想吃啥就吃啥,很自由,可天天不是这不舒服就是那不舒服……", "target": "真的自由和看起来的自由是两回事" }, { "source": "真的自由和看起来的自由是两回事", "target": "太有深度" }, { "source": "我不就是说上次准备给你电话的.你今儿是不会炮制么", "target": "好的!!!明早五点半不见不散!!!不许迟到" }, { "source": "嘎嘎你和威廉很熟悉吧", "target": "不熟,我熟悉他,他不熟悉我,嘿嘿~~我就是到处瞎逛。咱们在微视还小聊过呢,不过你肯定不知道我是谁﹏" }, { "source": "不熟,我熟悉他,他不熟悉我,嘿嘿~~我就是到处瞎逛。咱们在微视还小聊过呢,不过你肯定不知道我是谁﹏", "target": "能否告知我你是谁?我们在微视聊过吗?" }, { "source": "快点想五一去哪玩哦!!", "target": "H9N7禽流感不宜外出" }, { "source": "没有一个人敢,怕痛,忘不掉你又要看。姑娘何苦难为自己呢", "target": "爱他到骨子里爱到不敢离的太近怕你一触碰他就碎了一样只能在心里默默的想最后卑微的只希望他幸福" }, { "source": "好恩爱", "target": "还好还好" }, { "source": "女神,我爱你!!!", "target": "我也爱你" }, { "source": "还有领养树的", "target": "有吗?" }, { "source": "看着你慢慢火了我好伤心感觉要失去你了", "target": "我是兆鹏粉" }, { "source": "我是兆鹏粉", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "哈哈最喜欢他想笑不笑,害羞的样子" }, { "source": "恭喜你!大姨妈终于来了", "target": "终于可以做女人了" }, { "source": "人家不想随叫随到了啦", "target": "干嘛呢" }, { "source": "飞累回来了", "target": "这边风景独好" }, { "source": "好好看比赛,玩什么游戏", "target": "除了赢没别的啦" }, { "source": "除了赢没别的啦", "target": "不是,你赶紧加油" }, { "source": "穿越到哪了?!", "target": "不知道」⊙⊙「那个世界不会好了" }, { "source": "有些事不是不在意,真就是在意了又能怎样", "target": "是吧,真是你在意了又能怎样?" }, { "source": "食堂常见菜豆芽包菜", "target": "土豆多好啊" }, { "source": "土豆多好啊", "target": "水煮土豆没有油" }, { "source": "水煮土豆没有油", "target": "养生" }, { "source": "养生", "target": "感谢食堂" }, { "source": "欢迎入我昊然弟弟的坑", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈我一直也在坑里呀!姐妹!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈我一直也在坑里呀!姐妹!", "target": "有眼光" }, { "source": "有眼光", "target": "你快去看这个双龙会!真滴好看" }, { "source": "你快去看这个双龙会!真滴好看", "target": "我等出一半了再去看哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我等出一半了再去看哈哈哈哈", "target": "我有会员啊姐妹!" }, { "source": "我要看你乱搞!", "target": "?告辞" }, { "source": "?告辞", "target": "这就告辞了?我看你今晚不挺开心的嘛" }, { "source": "由大理石的手机壳也超好看", "target": "我指甲是大理石用大理石手机壳会怪怪的" }, { "source": "我指甲是大理石用大理石手机壳会怪怪的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈可以可以" }, { "source": "像秋天一样的阳光!", "target": "嗯嗯,今天晒被子肯定很舒服" }, { "source": "一个星期不洗澡夏天真的很难忍了", "target": "不好意思她们夏天也这样" }, { "source": "不好意思她们夏天也这样", "target": "来m呢" }, { "source": "来m呢", "target": "更不洗了,还问我汪你来m咋还洗澡啊?我??????" }, { "source": "体质不同反映不同,", "target": "额额" }, { "source": "想想明天就是周六了……", "target": "而我依然胖者!不嗨森!你这几天效果明显不!" }, { "source": "想我了?", "target": "那你想太多了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你说朋友背叛是你的失误还是他的缘故", "target": "都有问题吧,背叛了就不是朋友了撒" }, { "source": "你们成都到处都是火锅串串儿冒菜。。。", "target": "就是,想吃豆皮!!太美味了。我晓得你们恩施土豆" }, { "source": "就是,想吃豆皮!!太美味了。我晓得你们恩施土豆", "target": "搜一下网上有没有制作方法没得卖就自己尝试着看能不能做出来" }, { "source": "搜一下网上有没有制作方法没得卖就自己尝试着看能不能做出来", "target": "我看可以网购,但是肯定没有现做的好吃" }, { "source": "最近手机死的很,你有时间打电话给我,不要钱的", "target": "为什么不要钱?" }, { "source": "表弟凶猛也是可以的", "target": "嗯呐嗯呐,不知道什么时候能更新,盼望着盼望着要过年了" }, { "source": "嗯呐嗯呐,不知道什么时候能更新,盼望着盼望着要过年了", "target": "有盼头就好啊!我最喜欢的都坑掉了呜呜呜!!只能隔段时间就爬进坑里看一看呜呜呜!你不知道有多惨呜呜呜呜呜呜!!" }, { "source": "有盼头就好啊!我最喜欢的都坑掉了呜呜呜!!只能隔段时间就爬进坑里看一看呜呜呜!你不知道有多惨呜呜呜呜呜呜!!", "target": "唉……大部分好歹有盼头,最伤心的是剧组确定坑了的,男哥瓜姐那版《金牌助理》我听无数遍,可惜坑了" }, { "source": "唉……大部分好歹有盼头,最伤心的是剧组确定坑了的,男哥瓜姐那版《金牌助理》我听无数遍,可惜坑了", "target": "啊啊啊??真的确定坑掉了???" }, { "source": "啊啊啊??真的确定坑掉了???", "target": "确定,剧组说明我最喜欢的版本" }, { "source": "确定,剧组说明我最喜欢的版本", "target": "为什么啊!!" }, { "source": "我遇到好多这种", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "这书怎么样?", "target": "木心的《文学回忆录》" }, { "source": "木心的《文学回忆录》", "target": "读起来是生涩还是易读?" }, { "source": "读起来是生涩还是易读?", "target": "好读,通透。" }, { "source": "买鞋送的吗?", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "猫鼠!!!!!!我的猫鼠!!!!!!", "target": "嗯嗯嗯??那是什么。。?" }, { "source": "嗯嗯嗯??那是什么。。?", "target": "你再装像一点没准我就信了!!!!别假了!!!!" }, { "source": "为了瘦只能放下了", "target": "嗯呐~默默地放下了" }, { "source": "也想要没水印的", "target": "私你拉" }, { "source": "我也想见识见识都是听说从来没见过!", "target": "想点!但我想看御姐娘t" }, { "source": "把说易烊千玺帅的都赞了一遍", "target": "握爪" }, { "source": "你没上班嗦?烦死咯我觉得我害怕地震得很", "target": "今天下得早,接下来要休息几天,出去哇,免得紧到摇" }, { "source": "今天下得早,接下来要休息几天,出去哇,免得紧到摇", "target": "晕死你不早说我一个人在屋头心慌得很害怕啊" }, { "source": "要结婚了?", "target": "陪新娘选呢" }, { "source": "陪新娘选呢", "target": "所噶" }, { "source": "你很早么", "target": "早起爬山运动去" }, { "source": "求音乐,,", "target": "谢谢," }, { "source": "哇,你好久没来了", "target": "学车" }, { "source": "学车", "target": "怪不得呢" }, { "source": "怪不得呢", "target": "早起晚归好累的" }, { "source": "想想你半夜给自己小号打电话打这么久我就不寒而栗。", "target": "相顾无言你懂个P" }, { "source": "生命的延续爱他就是爱自己", "target": "对对对我的开支明显削减" }, { "source": "对对对我的开支明显削减", "target": "我看并没耽误" }, { "source": "我看并没耽误", "target": "都是跟你借的,这不撒谎吧?" }, { "source": "都是跟你借的,这不撒谎吧?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了", "target": "对不对吧" }, { "source": "同感,我手机满电,能瞎按按到没电,也不知道想点啥,", "target": "哈哈。。。" }, { "source": "我还给我爹说拿那么多东西干嘛,不喜欢。", "target": "用心了啊这兄弟" }, { "source": "用心了啊这兄弟", "target": "爱不是感动啧啧啧" }, { "source": "爱不是感动啧啧啧", "target": "这个度也是难掌握" }, { "source": "这个度也是难掌握", "target": "猜不透" }, { "source": "姨太,听歌听着好难过", "target": "那不要听,听欢快的歌曲" }, { "source": "那不要听,听欢快的歌曲", "target": "我手机都是抒情的歌,很矫情,越听越矫情" }, { "source": "海绵宝宝给我~!", "target": "你来拿呀" }, { "source": "我现在都吃素了", "target": "为啥医生不让吃其他的吗" }, { "source": "红酒,我的态度是:想喝就开一瓶,随时随地,不要让幸福等待,你呢?", "target": "没钱啊" }, { "source": "没钱啊", "target": "您认为法国红酒应该多贵?" }, { "source": "您认为法国红酒应该多贵?", "target": "我又不懂怎么知道啊" }, { "source": "爱你,宝贝儿", "target": "那可不,我这么可爱" }, { "source": "打宵夜中", "target": "饿肚子中" }, { "source": "饿肚子中", "target": "现在我也饿吖" }, { "source": "现在我也饿吖", "target": "现在吃饱了吧" }, { "source": "美小花还有我们呐~", "target": "我就这样变成了美小花……" }, { "source": "这是谁家的猫。", "target": "我家的" }, { "source": "女生这里", "target": "530青岛" }, { "source": "打榜吧用电脑", "target": "电脑不能切西瓜啊" }, { "source": "四缺一吗?", "target": "一缺三" }, { "source": "什么苹果?什么香蕉?", "target": "这是理工科的孩子才能看懂的哈。话说,你真的给我寄东西啦?!?!?" }, { "source": "可能每一个阶段都很百无聊赖呢各有各的百无聊赖", "target": "可是就像玩闯关游戏总是急于下一张地图的样子吧" }, { "source": "你今天去报名没鸭", "target": "报了'心都要凉了" }, { "source": "报了'心都要凉了", "target": "人都挤不下。心凉了" }, { "source": "没有热巴的跑男还能看吗?", "target": "不能看你别看,门在哪,请,慢走不送" }, { "source": "吓得我一看时间,又该睡觉了", "target": "睡你的吧大胸弟!!" }, { "source": "睡你的吧大胸弟!!", "target": "现在瘦了8斤了,胸已经没那么大了" }, { "source": "睁着眼睛等跨年", "target": "新年快乐,哥们儿:)" }, { "source": "新年快乐,哥们儿:)", "target": "早点休息,今天累坏了,早晨干了一早晨的活。" }, { "source": "早点休息,今天累坏了,早晨干了一早晨的活。", "target": "恩,明天元旦,应该能放一天假吧:)" }, { "source": "恩,明天元旦,应该能放一天假吧:)", "target": "两天,来了估计要小忙一下,要灌装一些酒,要过年了,还要做公司和协会网站。" }, { "source": "两天,来了估计要小忙一下,要灌装一些酒,要过年了,还要做公司和协会网站。", "target": "恩,加油忙,上次见了荣会长和张静姐,都很夸你呢:)" }, { "source": "你居然醒了?!", "target": "我4点就行醒了好不~昨晚那是浮云~" }, { "source": "我4点就行醒了好不~昨晚那是浮云~", "target": "我都听说了,原来你说你有事就是要去挫!" }, { "source": "我都听说了,原来你说你有事就是要去挫!", "target": "哎呦~刚开始是去打个电话的~然后就开始晕了" }, { "source": "飞来一个赞", "target": "那谢谢你了" }, { "source": "--少女变坏了啊...", "target": "那只是一节不重要的选修课啊,呆教室里完全没意义啊他也不讲课了那我为什么要继续待下去" }, { "source": "那只是一节不重要的选修课啊,呆教室里完全没意义啊他也不讲课了那我为什么要继续待下去", "target": "--不错...看开了..." }, { "source": "--不错...看开了...", "target": "?什么看开了?" }, { "source": "?什么看开了?", "target": "比一些人看的开..." }, { "source": "比一些人看的开...", "target": "你是指什么看得开?一些人又是谁?什么和什么?" }, { "source": "人生一大体验", "target": "灯光呢..." }, { "source": "既然是你自己作出的选定我相信是最好的决择虽然我们并不相识但在此我衷心祝福你和支持你要努力啊", "target": "谢谢你:)很开心看到你真诚的回复" }, { "source": "谢谢你:)很开心看到你真诚的回复", "target": "还有一件事想问问你猫猫好可爱呀是你的吗" }, { "source": "平穷限制了我的生活", "target": "贫穷+1" }, { "source": "贫穷+1", "target": "贫穷的我从来没吃过早饭" }, { "source": "贫穷的我从来没吃过早饭", "target": "贫穷的我决定放弃晚饭!" }, { "source": "贫穷的我决定放弃晚饭!", "target": "贫穷的你早饭比得上我一天两顿" }, { "source": "贫穷的你早饭比得上我一天两顿", "target": "贫穷的我早餐成本不到五块钱……" }, { "source": "贫穷的我早餐成本不到五块钱……", "target": "贫穷的我一天饭钱不到两块" }, { "source": "贫穷的我一天饭钱不到两块", "target": "好吧,你比较贫穷!可以吗?开心了吗?" }, { "source": "好吧,你比较贫穷!可以吗?开心了吗?", "target": "不开心" }, { "source": "翰哥挺你火星人绝对不骂你", "target": "理智火星人,我喜欢,哈哈" }, { "source": "琼崖可以叫我!", "target": "琼崖不好玩腻打实体" }, { "source": "村花是男的啊", "target": "我一直以为是男的,如花那种" }, { "source": "我一直以为是男的,如花那种", "target": "取关了,一直以为村花是个可爱美腻的菇凉那" }, { "source": "取关了,一直以为村花是个可爱美腻的菇凉那", "target": "哈哈,我瞎说的" }, { "source": "你在等什么?", "target": "嗯哼嗯哼~" }, { "source": "嗯哼嗯哼~", "target": "说咯" }, { "source": "有室友了?", "target": "自己住啦" }, { "source": "互开绿钻致意一下", "target": "大家好请和我网恋不会给你买包但是我有表情包" }, { "source": "大家好请和我网恋不会给你买包但是我有表情包", "target": "明人不说暗话我想要这套表情包" }, { "source": "放假了", "target": "好羡慕" }, { "source": "你越来越嫩了!", "target": "我要逆袭了" }, { "source": "我要逆袭了", "target": "逆生长" }, { "source": "我要吃饭吃饭", "target": "你楞个肥,饿几顿才要得" }, { "source": "你楞个肥,饿几顿才要得", "target": "我愿意长肥" }, { "source": "大学好无聊哦", "target": "噗嗤" }, { "source": "记得告别2015", "target": "会记得。" }, { "source": "生日快乐!", "target": "谢谢亲爱嗒" }, { "source": "我们有娱乐室,里面有乒乓球,台球,电脑,电视。", "target": "好齐全啊。。。。" }, { "source": "好齐全啊。。。。", "target": "还行、还行。" }, { "source": "天啊!要疯了!每个宿舍都有奇葩啊!", "target": "你也是奇葩噶" }, { "source": "你也是奇葩噶", "target": "我个人认为还是正常呢啊!" }, { "source": "我个人认为还是正常呢啊!", "target": "么好嘛,姑且认为你正常" }, { "source": "么好嘛,姑且认为你正常", "target": "能得到你呢认同不容易啊!" }, { "source": "能得到你呢认同不容易啊!", "target": "我哈哈呢夸你活" }, { "source": "我哈哈呢夸你活", "target": "么请问是哪个一天叫我胖子呢?" }, { "source": "我明天晚上到遂宁。。。休息一下。。至少也要后天下午撒。。。你想好久嘛", "target": "………我说的是11号………诶对嘎我们可以10号看,但是10号下午我晓不得耍不耍啊" }, { "source": "………我说的是11号………诶对嘎我们可以10号看,但是10号下午我晓不得耍不耍啊", "target": "那你10号下午要干吗?那11好上午好久嘛?" }, { "source": "那你10号下午要干吗?那11好上午好久嘛?", "target": "我下午怕是要耍哦,看你11号好久出来的到" }, { "source": "我下午怕是要耍哦,看你11号好久出来的到", "target": "你要和谁去耍嘛。。。看你嘛。。只要不是太早就行" }, { "source": "干巴太好吃了", "target": "牛肉干" }, { "source": "牛肉干", "target": "不是,是七成干的风干牛肉" }, { "source": "不是,是七成干的风干牛肉", "target": "喔喔,你真会吃" }, { "source": "哈哈生日快乐!", "target": "哈哈祝你家杰伦生日快乐拉" }, { "source": "晒一个", "target": "太吓人了" }, { "source": "莫回事练狠了我之前也出现过走两圈就又继续了,教练跟我说是练过了", "target": "我肌耐力蛮差" }, { "source": "女生看到前男友到访过他的空间会什么反应", "target": "他是不是想我了" }, { "source": "嘿嘿!精灵同款", "target": "是你的同款" }, { "source": "要毕业了吗?", "target": "是…" }, { "source": "楼一直建一直建", "target": "我家对面" }, { "source": "?????你在福州???", "target": "我也不在大学城,你在哪儿?" }, { "source": "我也不在大学城,你在哪儿?", "target": "你呢?" }, { "source": "怎么有金身啊", "target": "秒表阿" }, { "source": "秒表阿", "target": "新的技能吗..我两年没玩了" }, { "source": "新的技能吗..我两年没玩了", "target": "是装备" }, { "source": "没有回来考试吗", "target": "你们星期天考试要加油" }, { "source": "你们星期天考试要加油", "target": "收到," }, { "source": "收到,", "target": "过了就不用愁了家里几时放假" }, { "source": "过了就不用愁了家里几时放假", "target": "一月十几号" }, { "source": "一月十几号", "target": "真好我们可能要一月底或2月初呢~" }, { "source": "今天是个好日子", "target": "哪里好" }, { "source": "哪里好", "target": "你坐过站呀,多么喜大普奔" }, { "source": ",我是没睡,在排队还要听三小时的课。", "target": "排队听课?您不是要去旅游吗亲" }, { "source": "排队听课?您不是要去旅游吗亲", "target": "明天去" }, { "source": "得结育不然生太多了我不喜欢猫", "target": "他的每只猫都会做绝育的啦" }, { "source": "为什么洗澡那么久", "target": "因为头发长" }, { "source": "因为头发长", "target": "那是要好好打理" }, { "source": "亲爱的,去吧去吧,这娃儿是什么都阻止不了的了。", "target": "如果我同事要去的话我一定会去的,亲爱的咱们一起吧吃肠粉双皮奶钵仔糕生蚝烧烤麻辣烫" }, { "source": "如果我同事要去的话我一定会去的,亲爱的咱们一起吧吃肠粉双皮奶钵仔糕生蚝烧烤麻辣烫", "target": "你什么时候去???不会是清明的假期吧????" }, { "source": "你什么时候去???不会是清明的假期吧????", "target": "想呢" }, { "source": "想呢", "target": "果然。。。。。。" }, { "source": "无人机来", "target": "没见过不" }, { "source": "彩虹毛不是整顿啊", "target": "回来时候见北部湾有一家开!做不做!" }, { "source": "回来时候见北部湾有一家开!做不做!", "target": "到北部湾去啊远多捏" }, { "source": "这个诗的题目是什么呀", "target": "没题目" }, { "source": "你的眼睛敢再大一点么?", "target": "不敢了" }, { "source": "结什么婚想不开了么", "target": "就是!" }, { "source": "你怎么又生病了", "target": "我也不想可是就是病了" }, { "source": "蓝色大海的传说!不知道更新完没", "target": "更完了,昨晚我看的最后一集" }, { "source": "考研方向不知道走哪个好呢", "target": "翻译吧...英美文学除非你真的有兴趣咯,读起来就好一点吧....." }, { "source": "翻译吧...英美文学除非你真的有兴趣咯,读起来就好一点吧.....", "target": "翻译貌似是最难考的~" }, { "source": "翻译貌似是最难考的~", "target": "我初中的那个英语老师说还好吧0.0其实主要是看你个人意愿啦,哪个有兴趣就哪个咯" }, { "source": "明天我们也要来发一条噶赶到2012的尾巴见一面哈哈哈", "target": "要的" }, { "source": "友友,肿么啦~~只要是真实评价,点评都不会删除的~~~麻烦您提供下用户名和商户名字,我帮您看下~", "target": "你们怎么判断真实啊?商家不满意的就是不真实的?商家给钱的就是不真实的?我就呵呵了...没事商家有钱删吧!反正花钱删差评和收钱帮忙的都给自己积攒吧...." }, { "source": "你们怎么判断真实啊?商家不满意的就是不真实的?商家给钱的就是不真实的?我就呵呵了...没事商家有钱删吧!反正花钱删差评和收钱帮忙的都给自己积攒吧....", "target": "您用户名有吗,我帮您看下是什么问题~" }, { "source": "你一个女孩子家到底埋了多少罐酒", "target": "江油的路过" }, { "source": "海边瑜伽吗哈哈哈哈", "target": "被你发现了啊?" }, { "source": "正脸都看不到耳朵,这样好不好哎", "target": "我也是这样" }, { "source": "注意身体瑟", "target": "要得~你头像好吓人" }, { "source": "要得~你头像好吓人", "target": "。。。这不是重点" }, { "source": "。。。这不是重点", "target": "哈哈~还是挺重要的~毕竟是重要的人的美腻的脸" }, { "source": "你才大四吧", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我吃的又不是小龙虾刺身……", "target": "小龙虾能做刺身?" }, { "source": "小龙虾能做刺身?", "target": "所以都是高温过的啊" }, { "source": "有人一直会在", "target": "你不打算在吗" }, { "source": "你不打算在吗", "target": "一直会在和在是一个意思吧" }, { "source": "关注你这么久,感觉你好像越来越漂亮了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈也许是P图水平越来越好了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈也许是P图水平越来越好了", "target": "真是敢于直面惨淡人生的勇士" }, { "source": "你生病了?", "target": "昨天晚上高烧" }, { "source": "昨天晚上高烧", "target": "好些了吗?照顾好自己!" }, { "source": "好些了吗?照顾好自己!", "target": "好多了,还得打两天,谢谢啦!" }, { "source": "同学别闹", "target": "一大早我还没起床你就去努力了" }, { "source": "一大早我还没起床你就去努力了", "target": "老了,未来是你的" }, { "source": "老了,未来是你的", "target": "我管好我的床就行" }, { "source": "中华广场表哥隔离", "target": "表哥系边度.." }, { "source": "表哥系边度..", "target": "l老鼠街再行过d就见到啦" }, { "source": "好想和你一起去逛街", "target": "我也想和你一起玩啊来找我吧嘻嘻" }, { "source": "自己还不够吃,", "target": "扎心了" }, { "source": "职场不分男女,不要交心", "target": "吃一堑长一智吧" }, { "source": "脱单脱单脱单,男的女的都愿意", "target": "老哥" }, { "source": "你这个可恶的男孩子真好看。", "target": "被人肯定的时候觉得世界像轻轻安抚小猫那样温柔" }, { "source": "无锡苏宁海底捞,这个点要排队,只开放一半的区域,另外一半封起来了", "target": "现在安排了吗" }, { "source": "现在安排了吗", "target": "谢谢,已经在吃了" }, { "source": "装修啊以后没准是邻居了", "target": "就相约一起上下班我就带你迟到!" }, { "source": "就相约一起上下班我就带你迟到!", "target": "我更关心能不能互相蹭饭" }, { "source": "你是想要个孩子吗。。。", "target": "对啊国家什么时候统一发放啊" }, { "source": "还不睡呀??", "target": "嘻嘻,快了。快断网啦" }, { "source": "天哪!你又去吃什么了?都不带我去吃", "target": "朋友从三明来。。可丽饼。。" }, { "source": "太甜了!下次要喝无糖", "target": "微糖刚刚好诶" }, { "source": "没得人的泳池我半年没得游哦", "target": "我也差不多!" }, { "source": "第一次,觉得声音可以这么带电,好撩啊!!!编曲很酷", "target": "会看的看门道,我显然是不会看的,不过乐器真是太厉害了!" }, { "source": "你说怎么能不胖", "target": "要不要来一碗?" }, { "source": "要不要来一碗?", "target": "我不要" }, { "source": "坐等全明星配色", "target": "早就有了" }, { "source": "早就有了", "target": "曝光了?" }, { "source": "时间越久熬夜的次数就变得越来越少所以现在要说早安", "target": "好吧,早安" }, { "source": "欢迎来到王者荣耀", "target": "带上我。" }, { "source": "早上好啊", "target": "好难啊" }, { "source": "可怜的可乐,一定要挺住呀!", "target": "感觉她自己也在努力。虽然对护士很有意见的样子,还是忍着让扎针。" }, { "source": "下雪了就好了", "target": "我知道,宁愿痛快地发场烧,天天咳嗽觉睡不好,白天没精神好好吃药,多喝热水(这是真理)晚上花点时间熬点冰糖梨清肺。会好的" }, { "source": "恭喜你有个剥蟹高手男朋友", "target": "真的吗能剥成这样吗" }, { "source": "真的吗能剥成这样吗", "target": "我们把你剥成这样" }, { "source": "去溜冰吗?", "target": "嗯只摔了一次" }, { "source": "这个小卡片是什么还有那张马赛克", "target": "小卡片是我洗了几张咱俩的照片,马赛克那张就是明显我很丑" }, { "source": "你什么时候和鹿晗分手啊?", "target": "快了快了,再等等" }, { "source": "冬天有蟑螂吗", "target": "有,但比夏天少" }, { "source": "想问一下你的发型叫什么名字", "target": "中分???乱搞的看心情" }, { "source": "可能男的感觉这女生有病可是她唱的时候声音都有点哽咽的而且如果不是想着一个人谁会这样…", "target": "如果不爱就不会提起" }, { "source": "如果不爱就不会提起", "target": "知道他要结婚了知道他女朋友长什么样只能说还是一直在默默关注着啊" }, { "source": "知道他要结婚了知道他女朋友长什么样只能说还是一直在默默关注着啊", "target": "是的呀,本来觉得好笑,后面听着听着真的好怕她唱哭。" }, { "source": "还没约", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "你应该说尊敬的会员,午安", "target": "不害臊" }, { "source": "不害臊", "target": "这是你对尊贵的会员说话的态度" }, { "source": "一起,我今天开始第一天", "target": "一起,我也今天开始" }, { "source": "亲,跟团还是自由行", "target": "自由" }, { "source": "拼音哥我很久都没吃过了!", "target": "刚才打不了汉字不知道为啥,我正饿着呢,你就发出来了" }, { "source": "刚才打不了汉字不知道为啥,我正饿着呢,你就发出来了", "target": "哈哈,快去吃吧!" }, { "source": "还回不回来,你是要抛弃我了吗", "target": "不回了…你抛弃的我" }, { "source": "不回了…你抛弃的我", "target": "走也不告诉老子" }, { "source": "走也不告诉老子", "target": "唉,突然决定走,然后我就走了" }, { "source": "想吐头晕", "target": "心疼,好点了吗?" }, { "source": "心疼,好点了吗?", "target": "喔唷大介你啥时候转型成暖男了??" }, { "source": "喔唷大介你啥时候转型成暖男了??", "target": "我在努力转型听说这样好泡妞~" }, { "source": "我在努力转型听说这样好泡妞~", "target": "说真的女生就好这口" }, { "source": "晚安~妞", "target": "晚安。顺便说一句,我拍的美吗?" }, { "source": "大神醒了", "target": "恩那!刚醒!你美起来了!!" }, { "source": "爱国,和谐,友善,缺富强,私我私我", "target": "友善换富强行不" }, { "source": "你咋嫩好看?嗯?", "target": "我咋镇会美图?嗯?" }, { "source": "我咋镇会美图?嗯?", "target": "哈哈哈哈不夸你了" }, { "source": "想你了哥五一来成都吗", "target": "那我也就不来了" }, { "source": "您就为了打个卡何必叨叨一堆", "target": "不会聊天!" }, { "source": "音悦台观看记得先下载,再删除,每天看10遍,可以静音,不能快进暂停快退,可以打榜哦,目前优先渡", "target": "快去打榜" }, { "source": "1.我介意你还是看小说吧2.我痛恨假期", "target": "1、看这类型的小说,我木有时间啊,我那边堆了一大堆的正经书还没挨着看完。2、我理解你,但是我们只期待假期。" }, { "source": "能不能跟雅馨少约两次~", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "大胸星人表示很不友好", "target": "胸大买内衣麻烦买衣服也麻烦" }, { "source": "叫你不跟我走···", "target": "不想。" }, { "source": "心情好就发", "target": "那你别删" }, { "source": "那你别删", "target": "你好像对我很好奇" }, { "source": "你都买完票啦?团购的?", "target": "是啊,你还不赶紧买去,团购马上结束了" }, { "source": "早安,报道", "target": "早啊。" }, { "source": "加油!我都被你感动了!", "target": "你又知道什么事?" }, { "source": "感觉你又活过来了把我的你还给我。。", "target": "提前苏醒~" }, { "source": "提前苏醒~", "target": "我懂我懂" }, { "source": "耳机也换不起还有关机键还有屏幕", "target": "这么说的话还有手机壳" }, { "source": "这女的心太狠了吧先不说双方父母毕竟是一条生命啊孩子是无辜的怎么忍心呢?", "target": "孩子没爸就不可怜了?女方没有任何准备去一个人抚养孩子她不无辜?" }, { "source": "孩子没爸就不可怜了?女方没有任何准备去一个人抚养孩子她不无辜?", "target": "看清楚文章费劲?人都说了,不需要你来养,不会让孩子成为她再嫁的负担。" }, { "source": "大人做什么缺德事了吧?奉劝大家都别做缺德事!不然生了孩子得怪病!", "target": "你说这种缺德的话。小心有报应" }, { "source": "你俩…真心好闲..", "target": "哪有我们忙着坐地铁" }, { "source": "哪有我们忙着坐地铁", "target": "这么快就换上NB了啊" }, { "source": "这么快就换上NB了啊", "target": "早就换了啊" }, { "source": "早就换了啊", "target": "好艳.." }, { "source": "好艳..", "target": "夏天就是要艳起来" }, { "source": "夏天就是要艳起来", "target": "换个镜架~" }, { "source": "换个镜架~", "target": "换成什么样" }, { "source": "我来探监?", "target": "来!" }, { "source": "哥啥时候去你家参观参观", "target": "随时啊!下周就行。" }, { "source": "随时啊!下周就行。", "target": "真的吗好呀,你下周几有时间呀" }, { "source": "真的吗好呀,你下周几有时间呀", "target": "明儿就行" }, { "source": "明儿就行", "target": "明儿晚上?下午上班呢呀" }, { "source": "明儿晚上?下午上班呢呀", "target": "周二晚上也行" }, { "source": "现在在哪里工作了?还在上海吗?", "target": "没有噢回到贵阳一年了~" }, { "source": "我们学校也会有流浪狗流浪猫真的很可怜娘娘好样的支持你", "target": "让你们娘娘领回家吧,反正有钱" }, { "source": "让你们娘娘领回家吧,反正有钱", "target": "我们学生还是挺有爱心的还是会照顾照顾它们的" }, { "source": "静静是谁", "target": "静静是我的初恋" }, { "source": "你女友啊", "target": "…………导游." }, { "source": "小污女早", "target": "污女哈哈哈" }, { "source": "污女哈哈哈", "target": "怎么了,你不是小污女?你大几了" }, { "source": "怎么了,你不是小污女?你大几了", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "你觉得呢", "target": "我觉得是" }, { "source": "我觉得是", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "你不会还是女孩儿吧" }, { "source": "你不会还是女孩儿吧", "target": "我本来就是女孩儿" }, { "source": "我本来就是女孩儿", "target": "女孩儿还是女人" }, { "source": "女孩儿还是女人", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "好看,这货度夏容易吗?", "target": "不是那么容易,不过,咱有大东北!" }, { "source": "不是那么容易,不过,咱有大东北!", "target": "好,带回东北变树" }, { "source": "好,带回东北变树", "target": "放在山上长成松树" }, { "source": "所以我终于去看医生吃药了", "target": "我不敢去。周围也没人信我抑郁" }, { "source": "我不敢去。周围也没人信我抑郁", "target": "当年觉得自己抑郁了的时候,不要再犹豫了,让医生决定你是不是抑郁吧" }, { "source": "当年觉得自己抑郁了的时候,不要再犹豫了,让医生决定你是不是抑郁吧", "target": "不敢去面对" }, { "source": "不敢去面对", "target": "要学会接受自己啊,无论怎样这都是可爱优秀的自己,而且当我咨询完专业人员后真的如释重负,发现自己也可以过得很轻松,不用总是压抑着" }, { "source": "要学会接受自己啊,无论怎样这都是可爱优秀的自己,而且当我咨询完专业人员后真的如释重负,发现自己也可以过得很轻松,不用总是压抑着", "target": "去的精神医院么" }, { "source": "去的精神医院么", "target": "我那时去的是学校的心理咨询室,因为也不是很严重,你大概可以去精神医院或者找个心理咨询师看看" }, { "source": "发现新八卦~", "target": "啥东西" }, { "source": "啥东西", "target": "俺也不知道啥东西~" }, { "source": "我眼中的韩国:抢占文化,没有体育道德,不知廉耻", "target": "嗯,可以把不要脸申遗了" }, { "source": "期待", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈秒回真爱!" }, { "source": "我想我还是切把头发剪成李宇春那种", "target": "短发也有好处啊" }, { "source": "你加油啊,教练,哈哈", "target": "谢谢,你也是" }, { "source": "今年说啥都要见", "target": "呜呜呜是滴了" }, { "source": "我早就想生孩子了", "target": "那还不快" }, { "source": "致敬原版,尊重每一位前辈。同时也期待新人鞠婧祎的演绎", "target": "期待新演绎" }, { "source": "到处都好冷...看着你好温暖", "target": "代价就是被晒黑" }, { "source": "代价就是被晒黑", "target": "晒不黑,表示好想好想温暖的阳光" }, { "source": "晒不黑,表示好想好想温暖的阳光", "target": "有空的话过来晒太阳" }, { "source": "哈哈你和摆摆在同一个地方拍的你俩互拍嘛好羡慕", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈.!你眼力好好哦~~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈.!你眼力好好哦~~", "target": "我四谁呀" }, { "source": "我四谁呀", "target": "神探" }, { "source": "撩完我不对我负责任成何体统", "target": "他撩的明明是我,你记错了吧" }, { "source": "他撩的明明是我,你记错了吧", "target": "是你记错了吧" }, { "source": "是你记错了吧", "target": "记错就说,我可以考虑原谅你" }, { "source": "求你500万!", "target": "你系???" }, { "source": "请让我胖个10斤", "target": "走开啊不要再来伤害我了" }, { "source": "3月份穿靴子带出来溜达溜达。我瞧瞧", "target": "他不喜欢你。" }, { "source": "他不喜欢你。", "target": "第一次抱他都没反抗,证明他喜欢我了,可以这样理解...哈哈哈哈哈." }, { "source": "第一次抱他都没反抗,证明他喜欢我了,可以这样理解...哈哈哈哈哈.", "target": "你不懂它,我不怪你。" }, { "source": "你不懂它,我不怪你。", "target": "我和你一样都不懂它!哈哈哈…" }, { "source": "我和你一样都不懂它!哈哈哈…", "target": "我儿子我怎么会不了解。" }, { "source": "哎呀下周末去打个卡好了", "target": "那就下周末啊,估计排队的风头过了" }, { "source": "一周一看是因为人家一周一期吧……女生就是比较爱看综艺节目", "target": "那我还是每天看《新闻联播》????" }, { "source": "那我还是每天看《新闻联播》????", "target": "新闻联播天天播噻,不过女孩子不大爱看哦" }, { "source": "新闻联播天天播噻,不过女孩子不大爱看哦", "target": "那我到底怎么办?英子" }, { "source": "乖乖、这班一上、办公室的小男生还不都要晕倒", "target": "办公室哪有小男生" }, { "source": "你应该跟咕噜老师学学拍照技巧", "target": "他会就好了,以后他给我拍" }, { "source": "多了一天工作日,好漫长~", "target": "是,觉得有些累" }, { "source": "永定呢,现在在回厦门的路上。你们明天去哪啊", "target": "明早先爬到顶看个日出然后去南普陀厦大内厝澳那块哟" }, { "source": "明早先爬到顶看个日出然后去南普陀厦大内厝澳那块哟", "target": "明天也去厦大,你们几号回啊?" }, { "source": "娜姐你终于把我们的思念带了回来!", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "等你走红带我飞", "target": "你还小不要被某些学姐带坏了" }, { "source": "你还小不要被某些学姐带坏了", "target": "某些是谁" }, { "source": "舅舅你咋每次换的头像都那么萌勒", "target": "萌得我无法抉择,都太萌了" }, { "source": "又熬夜", "target": "彼此彼此" }, { "source": "少将我嫌弃你的指甲!", "target": "那你看看新发的指甲还在吗" }, { "source": "那你看看新发的指甲还在吗", "target": "好似大概是不在了" }, { "source": "好似大概是不在了", "target": "拍完就剪了。不过指甲长一些拍起来手长" }, { "source": "拍完就剪了。不过指甲长一些拍起来手长", "target": "了解了" }, { "source": "人生就是一场自己与自己的较量:我们要做的,无非就是让积极打败消极,让快乐打败忧郁,让勤奋打败懒惰,让坚强打败脆弱。共享之", "target": "和气生财此" }, { "source": "哇噻啾啾~还有这个奖励。", "target": "萍萍" }, { "source": "萍萍", "target": "你好厉害" }, { "source": "你好厉害", "target": "你也可以" }, { "source": "你也可以", "target": "我还早,我才11级呢,才4000多" }, { "source": "我还早,我才11级呢,才4000多", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "彻底悲观是个什么感觉?", "target": "心灰意冷生无可恋么" }, { "source": "这两天重庆天气好", "target": "是的,虽然还有点雾蒙蒙的" }, { "source": "我已经熬过了换季脱发期", "target": "我说的是洗霸王的狂脱期" }, { "source": "我说的是洗霸王的狂脱期", "target": "会?" }, { "source": "淡定,淡定!你才是小说的缔造者!其他都是浮云!", "target": "我在努力。你说对了一半。哈哈。很难不受影响的。" }, { "source": "初中同桌一个女生,每次干吃泡面都把陈醋包喝了", "target": "我也很喜欢喝陈醋啊" }, { "source": "我也很喜欢喝陈醋啊", "target": "狗头" }, { "source": "狗头", "target": "我比较喜欢猫头" }, { "source": "呵呵,刚刚才注意到,含韵给人回复了", "target": "其实很好奇怎么从一堆回复中找到自己好友的回复的。。。。。" }, { "source": "圣诞节小意外", "target": "美丽的意外,哈哈" }, { "source": "快睡", "target": "睡了睡了" }, { "source": "猫给你了?", "target": "我打算过几天去拿" }, { "source": "你内心戏max了..反正这种道歉我们杰迷不买账资源博大大也不买账", "target": "这不是我内心戏是我看到那几个字的直观感觉……反正他这次算是玩儿脱了……" }, { "source": "首先得保持距离,把握分寸,不然互相的男女朋友会吃醋的,心里总觉得膈应!嘘!我有几个异性都非常好", "target": "那如果双方的彼此都不知道有闺蜜这一回事,会不会那种闺蜜就变了一种味道" }, { "source": "思聪为何不买普拉斯呢", "target": "思聪不需要" }, { "source": "我每天都说今晚早睡明早早起,结果每次还是起晚", "target": "我差点把这茬忘了" }, { "source": "早上好!", "target": "早晨好" }, { "source": "想问下沥川看到小秋写的结局是哪一集呀", "target": "安徽卫视第二十集" }, { "source": "安徽卫视第二十集", "target": "我在乐视看不到这个喔" }, { "source": "我在乐视看不到这个喔", "target": "好像是24或者25" }, { "source": "好像是24或者25", "target": "我在百度云看的,乐视要会员,找不到" }, { "source": "我在百度云看的,乐视要会员,找不到", "target": "这样啊" }, { "source": "这样啊", "target": "对啊,你能跟我说说这镜头前面或者后面?" }, { "source": "去那么远找那么老的基友?", "target": "你个青钩子娃娃。来不来陪我过节?" }, { "source": "你个青钩子娃娃。来不来陪我过节?", "target": "机票买好我就来" }, { "source": "等着横幅", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈瑟瑟发抖" }, { "source": "我已经痘了", "target": "你哪里痘啊,没看见" }, { "source": "感冒最难受了", "target": "其实。。大家都误会了吧。我说的是歌词。。" }, { "source": "其实。。大家都误会了吧。我说的是歌词。。", "target": "还不快出来跳跳" }, { "source": "猝不及防的狗粮", "target": "别急,你也会有的。" }, { "source": "洋洋你瘦啦", "target": "快跟欢欢一样瘦了" }, { "source": "快跟欢欢一样瘦了", "target": "欢欢胖了" }, { "source": "快快快表白", "target": "表白什么啊?" }, { "source": "表白什么啊?", "target": "爱情啊" }, { "source": "爱情啊", "target": "谁跟谁表白啊?" }, { "source": "谁跟谁表白啊?", "target": "小蝶表白呀" }, { "source": "我要克我要克", "target": "快来咯。" }, { "source": "你关注的人太多了", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "所以醒醒啊不要做梦了", "target": "在减肥了。慢慢减。。。" }, { "source": "在减肥了。慢慢减。。。", "target": "多吃肉少吃菜减得快" }, { "source": "多吃肉少吃菜减得快", "target": "是。。。。是么。。" }, { "source": "大瑶瑶,我来了……每个午间的音乐之旅,不一样的感受,我在这里感受聆听……", "target": "怎么才来啊???" }, { "source": "小可爱幸福", "target": "哈哈谢谢关心" }, { "source": "赚够了就去旅游", "target": "我们组队不?" }, { "source": "用美颜滤镜怎么了我就不能有偶像包袱吗", "target": "能能能……能睡觉吗" }, { "source": "璇哥,你有票?", "target": "嗯,刚拿到" }, { "source": "分手快乐", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "想知道你现在瘦了多少", "target": "胖的不多" }, { "source": "湖里第一美,有文化德人说的话我都不懂。", "target": "意思就是他不配再说“我爱你”" }, { "source": "新年快乐爱人", "target": "春节快乐" }, { "source": "春节快乐", "target": "送我" }, { "source": "少爷是在家没空调吹吧。。。。", "target": "没,今年不敢吹,怕冷……" }, { "source": "还有老鼠很多肉被啃", "target": "杀了它们" }, { "source": "杀了它们", "target": "要抓啊" }, { "source": "天台是大家的", "target": "不。你写那么满你不会重修的" }, { "source": "丸子晚安。", "target": "哈哈早~" }, { "source": "这景色怎么感觉暖暖的", "target": "好看吧" }, { "source": "以前上学的时候老喜欢这个节目,今天晚上十一点开车回家,开着收音机无意中有听到熟悉的声音,勾起我了的种种回忆,所以马上就来了,不过找了好一会。", "target": "以前????我掐指一算,你是13年夏天毕业的" }, { "source": "以前????我掐指一算,你是13年夏天毕业的", "target": "11年咯" }, { "source": "11年咯", "target": "节目才开1年…你上学的时候就听过…阿弥陀佛…人艰不拆" }, { "source": "节目才开1年…你上学的时候就听过…阿弥陀佛…人艰不拆", "target": "不是啊,难道以前我听得不是这个节目" }, { "source": "不是啊,难道以前我听得不是这个节目", "target": "孟勇来1067两年…节目开播一年" }, { "source": "法网狙击今天不更新吧", "target": "没事、我才看到第3集" }, { "source": "警察了解你", "target": "他是了解怎么损我" }, { "source": "他是了解怎么损我", "target": "那也是了解" }, { "source": "人家是男孩子!!", "target": "没关系" }, { "source": "琴选好了?", "target": "就是之前说的那台吧,五万多。好像" }, { "source": "就是之前说的那台吧,五万多。好像", "target": "海伦?哈哈,我要弹" }, { "source": "海伦?哈哈,我要弹", "target": "哈哈哈。你还会吗?" }, { "source": "那么可爱的小孩子哪门子可能是你", "target": "哼我哪里不可耐了" }, { "source": "哼我哪里不可耐了", "target": "不你没有胖嘟嘟" }, { "source": "不你没有胖嘟嘟", "target": "我只是肉很多呀" }, { "source": "我只是肉很多呀", "target": "没发现况且才经历过军训的人" }, { "source": "你最酷", "target": "然后带点帅气?哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "攀牙疼不!", "target": "有时疼" }, { "source": "借我纵容的悲怆与哭喊", "target": "不借" }, { "source": "不借", "target": "任性" }, { "source": "我几乎时刻都在", "target": "啊那你不用睡觉的嘛!你是神仙嘛" }, { "source": "包包好看~猥琐阿姨", "target": "我不管我是姐姐" }, { "source": "圣诞节快乐", "target": "圣诞快乐!!" }, { "source": "生命中不可承受之重", "target": "就两斤半还不可承受了" }, { "source": "啊我喜欢这个礼物!", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "你的大衣送货了。", "target": "哟哟-3-" }, { "source": "哟哟-3-", "target": "估计明后天就会到你要看守好家哈。哈哈" }, { "source": "估计明后天就会到你要看守好家哈。哈哈", "target": "让楼下大叔帮我看守><" }, { "source": "我妹比我早到的多我妹有点水土不服发烧了一下午了可怜的娃啊", "target": "嗯嗯。你们就好好休息,养精蓄锐,然后再好好玩" }, { "source": "今天考试", "target": "送我萌上去" }, { "source": "你终于胖了点", "target": "估计是吧" }, { "source": "这是寿桃?", "target": "哈哈,裱花袋挤爆了" }, { "source": "双双真是个阔爱的人儿。", "target": "你说什么?冰箱里面信号不好!再说一遍" }, { "source": "胖子到了大地方,别忘记我们啊", "target": "哈哈!啥时候说走了呵呵" }, { "source": "你跟谁去了哪里", "target": "跟照片里的矮咂一起啊" }, { "source": "跟紧步伐", "target": "就不" }, { "source": "生而无赖,逆风重开。无敌三冠王", "target": "出门好走不送" }, { "source": "在图书馆,中午才上", "target": "好啦,等你" }, { "source": "八卦?拉不近?这是啥情况?", "target": "情况是元旦出来happy啊" }, { "source": "情况是元旦出来happy啊", "target": "你们组个队来展馆看我吧。。。" }, { "source": "跑那么远啊,好地方,下次带一个", "target": "我也不想那么远……" }, { "source": "我也不想那么远……", "target": "可以的,地方不错,怎么去的?" }, { "source": "可以的,地方不错,怎么去的?", "target": "她们开车……" }, { "source": "321我们厦门见", "target": "继续捞" }, { "source": "继续捞", "target": "笔芯" }, { "source": "放心吧,你失去的那些东西,上帝会在别的地方双倍补偿给你,比如别人只有一个,你却有两个下巴", "target": "再比如别人有一个或两个眼皮,你却有千万个" }, { "source": "再比如别人有一个或两个眼皮,你却有千万个", "target": "感觉还有点小激动呢" }, { "source": "现在还好啦穿一件保暖和薄羽绒,才零下八度,元旦的时候零下三十多才可怕", "target": "………………你适应得了????" }, { "source": "………………你适应得了????", "target": "暂时觉得没问题啊,就是这边吃的真心太重口味,唯一适应不了就是饮食啦" }, { "source": "为什么会交换明信片?", "target": "哪有那么多为什么," }, { "source": "哪有那么多为什么,", "target": "现在还用明信片这么古朴的东西。蛮奇怪的。" }, { "source": "现在还用明信片这么古朴的东西。蛮奇怪的。", "target": "不同的生活圈子而已。明信片还是很常见的。" }, { "source": "晚安,好梦", "target": "好梦!" }, { "source": "在秦吧看了很多帖子,我宁愿相信一切都不简单(就所有事情来说)。不管编剧们是怎么想的,每个人看法都不会相同还有……我也刚到秦吧不久,不知道是不是以前的那些大大们是不是都专注于自己的生活,进而不太进秦吧了工作了结婚了就要忙了所以我觉得结婚了烦人了", "target": "但是有些帖子属于钓鱼贴" }, { "source": "我这五一过的唉", "target": "怎么不出去玩一下" }, { "source": "怎么不出去玩一下", "target": "心塞太闷了" }, { "source": "心塞太闷了", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了", "target": "说不清唉" }, { "source": "说不清唉", "target": "不要想太多" }, { "source": "不要想太多", "target": "好谢谢你啦陪我聊怎么多么么哒" }, { "source": "好谢谢你啦陪我聊怎么多么么哒", "target": "如果你不介意我愿意听听" }, { "source": "如果你不介意我愿意听听", "target": "可是我不知道充哪里说呀" }, { "source": "可是我不知道充哪里说呀", "target": "重点" }, { "source": "重点", "target": "哦哦他女闺蜜多而且还不太理我感觉他心里没有我之后昨天我上他q看看他还换密码我也换了我把关联也解除了" }, { "source": "哦哦他女闺蜜多而且还不太理我感觉他心里没有我之后昨天我上他q看看他还换密码我也换了我把关联也解除了", "target": "说实话我觉得如果是这样的话你就不要缠他各自冷静一下如果他在呼你一定会主动与你联系的如果他不在乎你了那你就更加不需要缠他不值得" }, { "source": "说实话我觉得如果是这样的话你就不要缠他各自冷静一下如果他在呼你一定会主动与你联系的如果他不在乎你了那你就更加不需要缠他不值得", "target": "是啊我已经对他没希望了放弃他了" }, { "source": "是啊我已经对他没希望了放弃他了", "target": "那就不要想太多了自己潇洒漂亮的过日子让他后悔去刚才冲凉去了" }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "早安!" }, { "source": "要去哪里啦?", "target": "未知的世界,未知的未来,不知对错,走走看吧" }, { "source": "!!!拉仇恨?", "target": "都没上图,不算" }, { "source": "依旧和你逛吃逛吃", "target": "哈哈,这个阔以有,真的阔以有" }, { "source": "你们两个结婚么好的,般配", "target": "哈哈这个好" }, { "source": "快赶上哥了", "target": "原来你比我更惨" }, { "source": "原来你比我更惨", "target": "废话" }, { "source": "你俩头像都换了!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "你换头像了!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "玩游戏吧少年", "target": "毛心情" }, { "source": "毛心情", "target": "这么难受?多大的事啊" }, { "source": "这么难受?多大的事啊", "target": "俗称大姨夫来了" }, { "source": "去看菜花~~~", "target": "看不懂怎么办" }, { "source": "看不懂怎么办", "target": "让你去欣赏春天美景,菜花。。别坐那儿不动" }, { "source": "你怎么回来了被炒鱿鱼了啊", "target": "我早就回来了!还帮你打了晋级赛你忘了吗!!!???" }, { "source": "我早就回来了!还帮你打了晋级赛你忘了吗!!!???", "target": "你不是一个月才回来啊" }, { "source": "你不是一个月才回来啊", "target": "我跟你说了提前回来了!!" }, { "source": "我跟你说了提前回来了!!", "target": "噗我忘了" }, { "source": "开心吧.", "target": "好吧那我就开心好了。" }, { "source": "其实喜欢的只是记忆里十年前的他终于释怀了", "target": "对当年咋就能那样哈哈感觉现在都不知道啥是喜欢了" }, { "source": "哈哈书送你留作纪念啦!作为一个无业女青年,我随时可以出来庆祝撒。。。亲你学校定了嘛?", "target": "我不去啦,准备留下工作,周末约你吧出来细说~" }, { "source": "我不去啦,准备留下工作,周末约你吧出来细说~", "target": "行。。。我周日有事儿,周六行嘛?到时候再约" }, { "source": "我可以做你的免费摄影师,自带所有设备。我喜欢田园生活,没有任何要求。如果可以的话,给我一段时间准备,我会放弃现在的所有东西。", "target": "我在绵阳,是个应届快要毕业的大学生,我爱摄影,可是不专业,如果可能,我想加入子七姐姐的团队,我能吃苦耐劳,我可以打下手,当姐姐的助理,我目前虽然什么都不会,可是我愿意学啊,是非常认真的。我也喜欢古风,热爱摄影。" }, { "source": "我在绵阳,是个应届快要毕业的大学生,我爱摄影,可是不专业,如果可能,我想加入子七姐姐的团队,我能吃苦耐劳,我可以打下手,当姐姐的助理,我目前虽然什么都不会,可是我愿意学啊,是非常认真的。我也喜欢古风,热爱摄影。", "target": "妹子,人家说没团队了" }, { "source": "风波庄,不知二新在哪里的?", "target": "横店" }, { "source": "横店", "target": "哦,你是老板?" }, { "source": "哦,你是老板?", "target": "你真聪明" }, { "source": "阳光沙滩海浪仙人掌还有我和毛不易", "target": "海浪花" }, { "source": "再见吧您", "target": "你放不下我" }, { "source": "一年后济院又添一名优秀长跑运动员", "target": "必须的!下次运动会我就报一千五!" }, { "source": "必须的!下次运动会我就报一千五!", "target": "你彻底疯了" }, { "source": "你彻底疯了", "target": "怎么可能我这态度多么的积极向上!等我拿个一千五冠军!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "上午好哦", "target": "早阿" }, { "source": "我就很好奇你是哪个?", "target": "戚学长我在物电考研教室门口看到有人爆了你的号码…下次拍图给你看哈" }, { "source": "我家猫在我吃瓜吃葡萄的时候也来抢,后来我百度了一下猫可以吃这两种水果就是不能多吃,说是这两种水果里有它需要的什么素,后来它抢我就匀它几口了…你家猫太厉害居然会扒皮!", "target": "我把葡萄放边上它总过去舔过去咬,我就骂它了,然后我睡觉醒来的时候发现一个完整的葡萄果肉它在舔,皮被拔下来在它笼子里,屋里就我自己,不是它还是谁" }, { "source": "生日快乐!!吃的好点啦。。。", "target": "挺好了,这碗面之后就开始吃土了" }, { "source": "雷姐姐~", "target": "雷妹妹" }, { "source": "雷妹妹", "target": "姐姐今天不忙么" }, { "source": "姐姐今天不忙么", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "还好", "target": "记得多喝水哦" }, { "source": "记得多喝水哦", "target": "嗯,你也是" }, { "source": "嗯,你也是", "target": "嗯嗯''" }, { "source": "怎么办学生卡?", "target": "听奕维说他们学校开学可以办学生卡上次去龙洞好像有看到哈哈你要弄学生卡的话记得帮我弄张啊上学期车费都几百了学生卡多方便" }, { "source": "听奕维说他们学校开学可以办学生卡上次去龙洞好像有看到哈哈你要弄学生卡的话记得帮我弄张啊上学期车费都几百了学生卡多方便", "target": "我没得办,还准备叫你帮我办呢,哈,山区的孩子伤不起" }, { "source": "郑恺铠甲陪你", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "你们昨天是一整天,今天就一小时,前天是不是也只讲了一小时啊?", "target": "前天是一小时但昨天不是一整天,晚上去化工了" }, { "source": "小丫头社交活动很多嘛", "target": "爱热闹啊" }, { "source": "80年代经典摆拍姿势", "target": "从小到大还真是" }, { "source": "快来找我", "target": "今天骑同学车给外面晃悠还想着去接你!发短信都不回你!!" }, { "source": "今天骑同学车给外面晃悠还想着去接你!发短信都不回你!!", "target": "啊!!!!!!!!!!!你不早说!!!!我上学不拿手机!!!啊啊啊啊!你好不容易有良心一会不行啊!!亏了" }, { "source": "你快毕业了?", "target": "12月14号离校。。" }, { "source": "12月14号离校。。", "target": "这么早好可怕。" }, { "source": "这么早好可怕。", "target": "我已经接受这个事实了" }, { "source": "我就叫王者,听说有人要上我", "target": "那你快去找警察蜀黍保护你" }, { "source": "什么时候来找我", "target": "这么快就又要约了。。" }, { "source": "这么快就又要约了。。", "target": "看你时间~" }, { "source": "看你时间~", "target": "考完吧,都有空了就" }, { "source": "腿假的比我还长", "target": "阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈假腿" }, { "source": "老板问我刘海怎么剪,我说,爱你的形状。", "target": "你越来越老气了" }, { "source": "每天要固定时间帮女儿洗澡稍微治好了我的洗澡拖延症", "target": "刚有想到你说你的龙门一跃" }, { "source": "大叔是熊吗", "target": "略是" }, { "source": "世界上没有完全的好人,所谓的好人只不过是因为他没有坏到你身上", "target": "热评多数阅读理解为0,唯独你的解读还算贴题" }, { "source": "热评多数阅读理解为0,唯独你的解读还算贴题", "target": "那和努力上进有什么关系" }, { "source": "那和努力上进有什么关系", "target": "努力上进的不一定人品好不努力喜欢安逸的人品不一定不好" }, { "source": "你室友绝了", "target": "就是小胖胖" }, { "source": "就是小胖胖", "target": "他好可爱哦" }, { "source": "小弟。今天是21号,是今年里白天最短的一天,是冬至。从明天开始,天亮得就会一天比一天长了。开始的时候,咱们感觉不到,慢慢地咱们才会察觉到这个转折点带来的变化,光明,一点点地多了起来了", "target": "谢谢老哥!老哥吃饺子了吗?" }, { "source": "谢谢老哥!老哥吃饺子了吗?", "target": "吃了。一次包多了,吃了2天呢" }, { "source": "瘦爆了嘛又美爆了嘛", "target": "很想和满满一起旅游哈哈" }, { "source": "很想和满满一起旅游哈哈", "target": "不想说了已经说过很多次了但怕毕业了都无法实行哼" }, { "source": "不想说了已经说过很多次了但怕毕业了都无法实行哼", "target": "等五一或者课少的时候咯" }, { "source": "等五一或者课少的时候咯", "target": "好啦" }, { "source": "为了即将穿比基尼的八月已经不吃晚饭了", "target": "有用吗胸也不会变大呀" }, { "source": "有用吗胸也不会变大呀", "target": "至少减下小肚子" }, { "source": "有人缺男朋友吗", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "当渐渐厌倦了绕来绕去的R&B,听腻了现今流行的旋律和编曲,偶尔追根溯源,去听一听那些经过岁月沉淀的粤语老歌,会惊叹那时音乐的简单纯粹!最喜欢听粤语老歌!", "target": "那些好听的歌,总能经得起岁月的磨砺,就象美酒一样,愈久弥香" }, { "source": "敬业!", "target": "就敬业木有,其他的都有~" }, { "source": "哇!!!露营啊~~可以看海边日出耶!", "target": "嗯!!!还有星星!!!" }, { "source": "嗯!!!还有星星!!!", "target": "我也好想去的说!" }, { "source": "我也好想去的说!", "target": "!!一起!!" }, { "source": "!!一起!!", "target": "好啊!!!" }, { "source": "歪脖。。。我智商又不够用了【捶地】", "target": "嘛……其实是我智商捉急……" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "约约约起" }, { "source": "约约约起", "target": "好好好走" }, { "source": "好好好走", "target": "你什么时候走呀?" }, { "source": "你什么时候走呀?", "target": "我不一定呢你呢?" }, { "source": "我不一定呢你呢?", "target": "我也不一定呢不想回学校" }, { "source": "我也不一定呢不想回学校", "target": "过两天约我在根河呢" }, { "source": "过两天约我在根河呢", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "挡脸干啥", "target": "因为丑呀" }, { "source": "因为丑呀", "target": "你说这话我会信!!" }, { "source": "今天不宜出门的……叫了你明天再去,你不听!", "target": "明天去还不是一样啊。。。" }, { "source": "我很疑惑,从什么角度能看到包贝尔的帅呢?", "target": "从爱的角度吧…" }, { "source": "技术宅当然是自己动手咯", "target": "总成也要400大洋……新的才1K2" }, { "source": "唉一次惊喜礼物都没有好心酸", "target": "别心酸,以后也不会有的" }, { "source": "别心酸,以后也不会有的", "target": "我说的你啊" }, { "source": "请关注空巢老人。", "target": "瓜不瓜嘛你" }, { "source": "觉睡不好,好久了,吃药都不管用了", "target": "不是你的风格啊,是不是有心事" }, { "source": "是不是各种羡慕嫉妒恨我", "target": "生气!" }, { "source": "我很喜欢你的新头像了", "target": "眼神到位,姿势到位,是我喜欢的贵族男孩。" }, { "source": "眼神到位,姿势到位,是我喜欢的贵族男孩。", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "秋天是有色彩的,温暖而又明丽", "target": "是的、喜欢这个季节、喜欢这个色调" }, { "source": "下周开始咱们火华社的模式", "target": "嗯那!" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "就可爱?" }, { "source": "毕业了吗", "target": "下个月就离校啦" }, { "source": "加油加油你现在很棒啊", "target": "你也很棒" }, { "source": "大麦姐加油啊,总有人等你回家呢", "target": "嗯呢!" }, { "source": "问你自己啊~“更新”~和你一样犯二了吧……", "target": "哈哈,说的好搞笑!" }, { "source": "铭记于心……只有我懂,我明白……", "target": "是的……早安,朋友" }, { "source": "医生有没说何时出暖房", "target": "没说什么时候呢,大概要一周的。要不你们就来吧,省得以后还要摸到我家。" }, { "source": "什么事让你认清现状?", "target": "当然是心事啊…你就燃烧完了~" }, { "source": "当然是心事啊…你就燃烧完了~", "target": "你要燃烧多久啊?!别把自己给烧着…" }, { "source": "你要燃烧多久啊?!别把自己给烧着…", "target": "我就排骨,烧不起来~啊哈哈~" }, { "source": "我就排骨,烧不起来~啊哈哈~", "target": "按你话的意思~我的脂肪比较多?" }, { "source": "有羽绒服就不冷了", "target": "你都不陪我去买!" }, { "source": "五一去成都攻略攻略", "target": "五一去,攻略就是。。。看人" }, { "source": "想说的话,都在酒里", "target": "我不!我就要说" }, { "source": "我不!我就要说", "target": "酒后醉话,都是心里话" }, { "source": "酒后醉话,都是心里话", "target": "我还没说!" }, { "source": "但我心中还是有无数白眼和槽点在翻腾实在是吐槽不完好烦喏!!!!!!", "target": "我看截图觉得挺霸气的眼神也有戏不过特效不行还有妆容太脏服装造型略廉价" }, { "source": "眼熟你", "target": "混个熟脸骗赞" }, { "source": "我的东西算钱了没!", "target": "你的东西太少了不想算" }, { "source": "你的东西太少了不想算", "target": "呢你可以多给我点" }, { "source": "是不是看到了p黑人的照片么事么事有微波炉", "target": "没有啊。。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "没有啊。。。。。。。。", "target": "我都被黑到了被黑到也没啷个" }, { "source": "最近特别想写曾经的习题才发现那是再也回不到的过去", "target": "过去的回不去可是现在还有我未来还有我" }, { "source": "闵俊国是不是听音那个啊", "target": "是的啊,一直以来的心理阴影" }, { "source": "好美吖!第一次见呢", "target": "有机会过来,我让你天天见" }, { "source": "有机会过来,我让你天天见", "target": "好!等我拿到身份证才说哈" }, { "source": "好!等我拿到身份证才说哈", "target": "不需要身份证,拿个本本就行了" }, { "source": "不需要身份证,拿个本本就行了", "target": "哈哈没身份证办不了本本" }, { "source": "室友们嘲笑我这学期回来造的不像人样儿了", "target": "谁知道你要干嘛见我收拾利索的" }, { "source": "谁知道你要干嘛见我收拾利索的", "target": "自从考了车票变黑了之后就缓不回来了然后就对自己失去了信心见你呀我就尽量整立正的哈哈" }, { "source": "确定不是看到工作人员吃的太嗨了你露出了羡慕的眼神??", "target": "哈哈哈,这么直白的吗" }, { "source": "冰箱有限的材料交作业", "target": "你好,求教你放的是高汤啊还是水?" }, { "source": "锥子你要去哪里!", "target": "出去耍咯!!" }, { "source": "19区,来吧,带你", "target": "不去懒得" }, { "source": "我第一次钓鱼等哥技术练好了带你", "target": "我的意思是我当你的师傅" }, { "source": "我这有条墨绿色的要吗", "target": "哈,穿过的吗?" }, { "source": "很长时间没有休息过了吗?", "target": "身份证到期了,得去海淀分局办新的,而且周末人家不给办" }, { "source": "身份证到期了,得去海淀分局办新的,而且周末人家不给办", "target": "哦现在办好了吗?我一直睡着没有上来哥外面要下雨了" }, { "source": "违章限号行驶,觉得还挺有趣?!心理素质不错啊,还能好意思出来讲故事。。。。", "target": "就你懂,就不能是外地车,以为人家都跟你干一样的蠢事" }, { "source": "就你懂,就不能是外地车,以为人家都跟你干一样的蠢事", "target": "外地车本地车都是违章限号,明白?搞清规则再来舌战" }, { "source": "生活就是一滩无厘头的狗血!", "target": "你啥意思。" }, { "source": "你啥意思。", "target": "厌世了!" }, { "source": "厌世了!", "target": "你自暴自弃吧" }, { "source": "你自暴自弃吧", "target": "两个概念,好不好!" }, { "source": "两个概念,好不好!", "target": "那是我给你的建议你参考下" }, { "source": "那是我给你的建议你参考下", "target": "为什么是这个建议?" }, { "source": "为什么是这个建议?", "target": "想把你教坏" }, { "source": "第一天就封桥,哈哈,白天我也来回了", "target": "今天封桥吗??" }, { "source": "今天封桥吗??", "target": "今天封的" }, { "source": "男朋友跟家人吵架然后把气发到我身上让我不要理他", "target": "让他自己冷静一下吧" }, { "source": "为了拍这个我都快累趴了,感觉还是没完美。太像僵尸。", "target": "专门去拍照吗?" }, { "source": "专门去拍照吗?", "target": "也没有。就遇到能拍的泳池。就我们自己拍的。" }, { "source": "也没有。就遇到能拍的泳池。就我们自己拍的。", "target": "有创意,照出感觉了的" }, { "source": "国子监街里面的德国烤肠?", "target": "好像是诶,胡同里" }, { "source": "上班不能玩手机", "target": "那就不要玩了好好工作" }, { "source": "那就不要玩了好好工作", "target": "你休息也是不能玩的禁4小时再出来快快回到碗里去" }, { "source": "你休息也是不能玩的禁4小时再出来快快回到碗里去", "target": "你上班还出来,老板来了" }, { "source": "你上班还出来,老板来了", "target": "你呢?" }, { "source": "你呢?", "target": "我啊,今天我老大" }, { "source": "我啊,今天我老大", "target": "我知道" }, { "source": "成条路都没信号。。。你可以想象下我背着包提着箱一句狂奔,就死了", "target": "这个故事告诉你,在广州出行还是预多点时间。" }, { "source": "这个故事告诉你,在广州出行还是预多点时间。", "target": "没事不怕我现在什么都好淡定的了" }, { "source": "没事不怕我现在什么都好淡定的了", "target": "哈哈。3个小时过去了~~快到了!!!恭喜你" }, { "source": "刘画家好瘦~~哈哈哈哈", "target": "他感觉没变多少" }, { "source": "哇!猫哥生快呀!爱你爱你!", "target": "宝贝,谢谢你早点休息!" }, { "source": "东北还好~~无锡才热", "target": "哈哈快到秋天啦" }, { "source": "谁告诉你我下午回去~我周三直接坐车到单位好么?", "target": "我不跟你好了" }, { "source": "我不跟你好了", "target": "说你是傻缺,我明天去号脉,所以才周三回去,笨死了,还真信是因为天冷啊~" }, { "source": "说你是傻缺,我明天去号脉,所以才周三回去,笨死了,还真信是因为天冷啊~", "target": "我估计我也快看病了,给我冻得大姨妈都不来了。" }, { "source": "还学会酗酒啦", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "我想撩你了也", "target": "人家也是女生" }, { "source": "人家也是女生", "target": "你猜我是男生还是女生呀" }, { "source": "你猜我是男生还是女生呀", "target": "女生加个扣?" }, { "source": "女生加个扣?", "target": "随便咯" }, { "source": "随便咯", "target": "1115685475" }, { "source": "红衣服7号是白江么", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "阿姨是永葆青春了吗…?", "target": "反正是比我青春" }, { "source": "虽然看不懂但曼曼在我心中最棒棒!", "target": "那必须棒棒" }, { "source": "同志咋换地方了", "target": "哈哈,路过这里,来感受下他们的科研生活" }, { "source": "哈哈,路过这里,来感受下他们的科研生活", "target": "也是极好的" }, { "source": "心里塞塞的", "target": "发现得太晚" }, { "source": "一瘦颜值就上来了", "target": "还要继续努力努力努力再努力!" }, { "source": "恩恩,一直提醒装新版,装了以后发现有了在线聊天功能,相似跟可怕啊!", "target": "那确实…想吃你家烧的菜了…" }, { "source": "那确实…想吃你家烧的菜了…", "target": "欢迎到我家来品菜,哇哈哈" }, { "source": "欢迎到我家来品菜,哇哈哈", "target": "好。哪天一定去吃好吃的。" }, { "source": "好。哪天一定去吃好吃的。", "target": "必须的啊,有空一定要来啊。你们都好忙,一直都不理我哇,呜呜呜。。。" }, { "source": "你要加油啊,要抢热评呢", "target": "渣浪要开除我" }, { "source": "渣浪要开除我", "target": "我最近太沉了,一直上不去" }, { "source": "赏一口吧思密达。", "target": "去吃吧" }, { "source": "好久没约了", "target": "我星期天回台北" }, { "source": "送我个无线充", "target": "好好的用什么无线冲" }, { "source": "好好的用什么无线冲", "target": "好好的换什么手机" }, { "source": "小馋猫", "target": "吃吃吃,啥都馋" }, { "source": "能防掉发吗!", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "卷发棒可以带吗?", "target": "没有易燃易爆标志是可以的" }, { "source": "额,经常看到你写去各个朋友家玩,有点小羡慕", "target": "哎,其实我们也都是太无聊了,聚在一起自己找乐呵呵没办法呀,你现在怎么样啊?" }, { "source": "上80请你吃自助,上70请你吃M记,及格请你吃深付", "target": "好的。希望你能上80!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "好的。希望你能上80!!!!!!!!", "target": "那你呢?" }, { "source": "雅诗兰黛的那个是枫叶色?", "target": "不是,豆沙吧,挑了个冷门" }, { "source": "不是,豆沙吧,挑了个冷门", "target": "我买雅诗兰黛买的也是个冷门色" }, { "source": "我买雅诗兰黛买的也是个冷门色", "target": "感觉冷门爆惊喜" }, { "source": "感觉冷门爆惊喜", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "早安吖小科普", "target": "栗子星期七早早早~~" }, { "source": "栗子星期七早早早~~", "target": "吃好吃哒" }, { "source": "没有星期六那天那个打我饭卡的人把饭卡丢到单车里有人拣了就还给我了记得把饭卡装好血的教训啊", "target": "下次小心点" }, { "source": "下次小心点", "target": "绝对的" }, { "source": "你怎么又换手机了。", "target": "就是换了啊。" }, { "source": "就是换了啊。", "target": "那你现在岂不是三个手机。服了你了。你已经超过我换手机的速度了。" }, { "source": "那你现在岂不是三个手机。服了你了。你已经超过我换手机的速度了。", "target": "不不不,不用的手机都可以处理掉的" }, { "source": "祝老师节日快乐", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "诶你个小萝莉还得瑟", "target": "不考研得瑟一下~" }, { "source": "不考研得瑟一下~", "target": "完全就是在啦仇恨" }, { "source": "完全就是在啦仇恨", "target": "你想多了想多了" }, { "source": "做啥听力,蒙就对了!多做阅读!写作!", "target": "嗯啊,已经改做阅读了" }, { "source": "杭州离乌镇多远", "target": "挺近的,反正上海离乌镇和杭州都近,上海到乌镇大巴是2个多小时" }, { "source": "挺近的,反正上海离乌镇和杭州都近,上海到乌镇大巴是2个多小时", "target": "我下个月去杭州,我还不知道去哪玩" }, { "source": "我下个月去杭州,我还不知道去哪玩", "target": "你可以去上海看看,杭州离上海超近" }, { "source": "你可以去上海看看,杭州离上海超近", "target": "我去过上海,但是这次出差去杭州,看你去乌镇了,我心思要是近我就去玩一下" }, { "source": "撩我", "target": "我撩!" }, { "source": "长腿欧巴!", "target": "我晓得!哈哈哈哈哈不要脸了!" }, { "source": "祝你早日找到新买的那件衣服", "target": "哈哈这件事过不去了噢" }, { "source": "哈哈这件事过不去了噢", "target": "是啊,记忆犹新,新买的衣服竟然丢了" }, { "source": "回家了啊你家", "target": "嗯啊回来了" }, { "source": "啤酒煮虾也下奶喔", "target": "吃了" }, { "source": "每出一所难受一次,今天出了最想去的南广,没过。", "target": "尽力了就好" }, { "source": "外面好热啊,好好休息啊,你有啥好消息吗?", "target": "在吃火锅一会去嘉里中心拿东西" }, { "source": "在吃火锅一会去嘉里中心拿东西", "target": "我刚从那回来" }, { "source": "我觉得你赶紧充会员,赶紧装点B,不然过段时间都成街机就没意思了", "target": "没意思……" }, { "source": "没意思……", "target": "难道你要默默的坐在地铁里装吗?" }, { "source": "结账处卖的糖果很好吃,尤其是软糖", "target": "下次去注意" }, { "source": "哥啊你真的不胖乖啦", "target": "还是要瘦一点点" }, { "source": "大会之前,即使有事他们也会压着…", "target": "是啊," }, { "source": "确认过眼神,就是我爱的人", "target": "啦啦" }, { "source": "我妈妈生日", "target": "好吧你赢了。。我去睡觉" }, { "source": "为了快速出菜,连点肉都没放", "target": "目测是沙县料理" }, { "source": "目测是沙县料理", "target": "看着很像" }, { "source": "要不要酱紫", "target": "瞧见了吗,这么棒的太阳就是为了奖励我早起滴" }, { "source": "瞧见了吗,这么棒的太阳就是为了奖励我早起滴", "target": "额。。我能否入伙找个救赎" }, { "source": "额。。我能否入伙找个救赎", "target": "当然,只要你相信自己" }, { "source": "当然,只要你相信自己", "target": "这。。。" }, { "source": "你要是纹花仙子会被众人唾弃", "target": "所以我并没有" }, { "source": "早。下周二中考。给句鼓励呗", "target": "我们家的孩纸,中考加油!" }, { "source": "以前听说有人去拔牙然后嘴被拔歪了", "target": "我不玩了,好饿" }, { "source": "我不玩了,好饿", "target": "啥?不玩了?" }, { "source": "看见这个背景谁还想跟你聊天,打你的心都有", "target": "谁会想打我这个小可爱了" }, { "source": "可以把你家的抄袭狗林彦俊牵回去吗", "target": "你才是狗,搞得清楚吗" }, { "source": "看偶像剧是冲着王凯还是乔?", "target": "不知道啊" }, { "source": "只想安安稳稳和你在一起。", "target": "你要幸福哦" }, { "source": "放空不了,烦", "target": "别烦别烦" }, { "source": "别烦别烦", "target": "烦到爆" }, { "source": "郑柏旭碾压谢晓飞.天天笑让你们哈哈哈哈", "target": "真的吗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈?我不信。你碾压他俩了吧。" }, { "source": "你要送一条我看得上的", "target": "看来你想穿了诶。。。等一个特别的日子吧。我有钱再说。" }, { "source": "男生说分手就真的会这么突然的么我的也是前天还说爱我今天就给分了虽然已经分了半个月但我是真的想不通", "target": "我也……确实就是说的很早就有了目标没多久他和他妹妹在一起了" }, { "source": "我也……确实就是说的很早就有了目标没多久他和他妹妹在一起了", "target": "和他妹妹????什么妹妹" }, { "source": "何老师:你的假发看起来好便宜哦", "target": "这是哪一期的啊?" }, { "source": "这是哪一期的啊?", "target": "这应该是百变大咖秀!我也忘了哪一期了" }, { "source": "你终于有时间出来玩了", "target": "以后会经常玩,我在放厂家,3到5年〜" }, { "source": "以后会经常玩,我在放厂家,3到5年〜", "target": "不开玩笑哈" }, { "source": "不开玩笑哈", "target": "我是说真的啊。。。我先在人都已经在北京了,房子都租好了" }, { "source": "我是说真的啊。。。我先在人都已经在北京了,房子都租好了", "target": "晕你肯定有大计划" }, { "source": "手机怎么关机啦?打不通你的电话", "target": "睡着了。。。手机欠费了忘记冲了。。最近都不太想动" }, { "source": "鹅肝打Call", "target": "好吃!" }, { "source": "想吃什么", "target": "吃的铁板鱿鱼" }, { "source": "吃的铁板鱿鱼", "target": "营养美味" }, { "source": "二娜你去干嘛", "target": "去看音乐节" }, { "source": "去看音乐节", "target": "二娜的生活整个都可以用嗨来概括了" }, { "source": "二娜的生活整个都可以用嗨来概括了", "target": "苦中求嗨" }, { "source": "最近忙啥呢咋不更新呢", "target": "忙呢" }, { "source": "懒惰了懒惰了没有化妆", "target": "不想做精致的猪猪女孩了是吧" }, { "source": "不想做精致的猪猪女孩了是吧", "target": "不仅不精致还提前一天洗了头又不好好吹我美美的卷发感觉白烫了痛哭" }, { "source": "不仅不精致还提前一天洗了头又不好好吹我美美的卷发感觉白烫了痛哭", "target": "算了你现在真的无法挽回了男朋友离你遥远你就开始颓废" }, { "source": "算了你现在真的无法挽回了男朋友离你遥远你就开始颓废", "target": "别提他…不是美给他看的是取悦自己的" }, { "source": "别提他…不是美给他看的是取悦自己的", "target": "对!真的愉悦自己非常同意!!!!" }, { "source": "那我是不是要告诉你,我妈说工作也要在洛阳", "target": "你可以有自己选择滴,毕竟你喜欢就好。不用束缚住啊" }, { "source": "你可以有自己选择滴,毕竟你喜欢就好。不用束缚住啊", "target": "我对未来还是很迷茫~到时候再说吧" }, { "source": "我对未来还是很迷茫~到时候再说吧", "target": "所以我支持你定向全国范围哈" }, { "source": "如果来到海法,求接待", "target": "他们要去的" }, { "source": "没事儿了多看看新闻读读报纸,对考申论应该帮助不小···", "target": "其实我特讨厌这种考试,真的,特讨厌" }, { "source": "你这坏人", "target": "不我是男人我是个喜欢男人的好基友" }, { "source": "不我是男人我是个喜欢男人的好基友", "target": "我呸。" }, { "source": "什么时候更新啊我等的花都谢了", "target": "我还在北京呢宝贝儿,等我回去的" }, { "source": "我还在北京呢宝贝儿,等我回去的", "target": "好的很喜欢你的文" }, { "source": "出入境可以运送兔子不", "target": "兔子不可以" }, { "source": "兔子不可以", "target": "那国内运输呢话说兔子不象猫狗我怕在飞机上吓到它" }, { "source": "哪有我担心自己进二辩可是今晚还是没有好好做ppt", "target": "旁友圈都在嚎叫。祝你萌好运" }, { "source": "旁友圈都在嚎叫。祝你萌好运", "target": "借你吉言" }, { "source": "借你吉言", "target": "我睡了你们慢慢享受大学最后一项正事" }, { "source": "请你冷静", "target": "不行!我要欺骗你们!!" }, { "source": "中了毒还是那么美", "target": "这不染上毒瘾了么" }, { "source": "快递到了难道不应该先happy的拆快递么", "target": "不是啥重要的东西,就没怎么在意" }, { "source": "你不是说带牙套没什么用吗", "target": "周玉昆说的但她没拔牙我总共拔了七颗啊最重要是我咬合有问题这貌似对健康也不好早晚要弄。" }, { "source": "走你", "target": "不想走哇" }, { "source": "不想走哇", "target": "那挺难的" }, { "source": "真羡慕你们能发18岁的照片,而我还得再等两年", "target": "皮这一下你很开心是吧,我发的是我13岁" }, { "source": "皮这一下你很开心是吧,我发的是我13岁", "target": "哈哈哈哈,,你个九零后阿姨" }, { "source": "收到杨洋的新年祝福好开心,期待杨洋的春晚歌曲(我的春晚我的年)", "target": "特别期待" }, { "source": "身材这么好还练器械了吧", "target": "其实挺少的偶尔会练手臂" }, { "source": "其实挺少的偶尔会练手臂", "target": "好瘦了" }, { "source": "话虽如此,但是在江苏篮球不景气的情况下江苏体育局不可能放了江苏的独苗,何况他还是队长。作为易立的球迷,我也希望他能有个好归宿,能拿次总冠军,但是我记得易立本人也说要留在江苏,何况他还是江苏人呢~", "target": "这样会限制易立的发展" }, { "source": "这样会限制易立的发展", "target": "是啊,现在只能看下赛季江苏的情况了,今年已经扛大旗了,下赛季应该有所作为" }, { "source": "是啊,现在只能看下赛季江苏的情况了,今年已经扛大旗了,下赛季应该有所作为", "target": "江苏队得脱胎换骨,否则没戏" }, { "source": "如果想要好看就选R9如果想要性价比就选X7", "target": "对!就是纠结在这,想买个好看性价比又高的!艾玛愁死我了" }, { "source": "施主有什么放不下", "target": "我的被只。。。我23到校噢" }, { "source": "我的被只。。。我23到校噢", "target": "不放心你倒是来看着我晒啊" }, { "source": "不放心你倒是来看着我晒啊", "target": "你啥时到校啊" }, { "source": "明天中午吃啥好腻", "target": "你到家辣啥时候来呀" }, { "source": "你到家辣啥时候来呀", "target": "快到家了!明天呗!咱仨小聚下" }, { "source": "约个屁,我马上会学校了", "target": "没得意思得白养这么大个女了" }, { "source": "你和你的朋友都好美", "target": "有眼光哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我喜欢的人有女朋友啦。其实知道的时候也没那么难过该吃吃该喝喝只是有点空落落的他是个很可爱的人可惜他不是我的那就远远看着好啦", "target": "而且啊,喜欢,不一定要得到,他幸福就好" }, { "source": "漂亮!生快", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你都上飞机了啊我在学妹教室做卷子,准备下午认真考试", "target": "考试怎么样了呢" }, { "source": "考试怎么样了呢", "target": "过的去吧,看了的基本都写上了" }, { "source": "过的去吧,看了的基本都写上了", "target": "夜猫还不睡啊" }, { "source": "因为做手术的我强烈要求医生割窄的自然款的!实际生活里更自然", "target": "一点皮肉疼我都怕的我很是佩服你的勇气" }, { "source": "雷锋唱美声", "target": "哈哈,好听吧" }, { "source": "开会就是被甩锅的过程,想起来都是一把辛酸泪", "target": "是的了!甩来甩去都会落到食物链底层" }, { "source": "亲爱的,俩宝的外套是太空棉的还是抓绒的呀", "target": "太空棉的我之前买蓝色那件是抓绒的太空棉型会好些" }, { "source": "哪个明星什么时候呀?", "target": "2013快乐男声的见面会,今晚7点,长沙步行街悦方店" }, { "source": "2013快乐男声的见面会,今晚7点,长沙步行街悦方店", "target": "今晚你请我看电影么" }, { "source": "你这么喜欢他啊?", "target": "最近在看他的节目" }, { "source": "小忽悠你好!", "target": "大忽悠,传授两招呗" }, { "source": "大忽悠,传授两招呗", "target": "12345678…" }, { "source": "12345678…", "target": "这是什么?" }, { "source": "好看死了,能不能赶紧娶我", "target": "18醒醒,她是我脑婆要咋娶你" }, { "source": "洋气,洋气!多亏了我这个经纪人的帮忙!", "target": "是是是。。决赛你来不嘛。。" }, { "source": "是是是。。决赛你来不嘛。。", "target": "到时候在说嘛。你那个走远老。" }, { "source": "到时候在说嘛。你那个走远老。", "target": "切。。南坪。。哪里远嘛。。" }, { "source": "切。。南坪。。哪里远嘛。。", "target": "我要读书,我想起老。" }, { "source": "我要读书,我想起老。", "target": "国庆读书??" }, { "source": "国庆读书??", "target": "国庆节不读书,周末读书。" }, { "source": "国庆节不读书,周末读书。", "target": "我那个是国庆期间。。不过你要出去耍就算了。。不勉强。。" }, { "source": "富贵我来关注你了!!!!!", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "顶帽好可爱啊", "target": "这是必须的,哈哈哈~!" }, { "source": "缺水", "target": "那就好好补水···" }, { "source": "超级赞同你的第一句话……", "target": "前两天短袖短裤凉鞋撒欢的人儿,今天又拾起了羽绒服" }, { "source": "你咋还没有认清现实呢", "target": "咋啦" }, { "source": "哪里。雪飞长得也可爱。像懒羊羊。", "target": "没懒羊羊可爱、要是真能像懒羊羊就好了" }, { "source": "不小心做灯泡~", "target": "我就是那个灯泡" }, { "source": "我就是那个灯泡", "target": "让你唱,做什么灯泡" }, { "source": "低浓度只作为PH调节。高浓度才有去角质效果", "target": "好,谢谢奔奔~" }, { "source": "好,谢谢奔奔~", "target": "不客气哦" }, { "source": "前几期不是来过一次吗", "target": "那一次也被删减的差不多了就播了那么一点点。" }, { "source": "那一次也被删减的差不多了就播了那么一点点。", "target": "其实还好吧。也不会很少" }, { "source": "其实还好吧。也不会很少", "target": "反正我没看过瘾" }, { "source": "还没彩排的发型好看", "target": "对啊这个妹妹头一出来就黑我一跳" }, { "source": "对啊这个妹妹头一出来就黑我一跳", "target": "哥哥该剪刘海了" }, { "source": "坏银!坏银!", "target": "桑心呀~" }, { "source": "桑心呀~", "target": "又成冰箱了……" }, { "source": "又成冰箱了……", "target": "我是冷冻柜。。。。" }, { "source": "我是冷冻柜。。。。", "target": "我们好可怜……" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈人生在世谁都不容易啊", "target": "你会不会我会的" }, { "source": "你会不会我会的", "target": "我也会哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我也会哈哈哈哈", "target": "不知道男的会不会" }, { "source": "扑面而来的英伦风仰望高大上", "target": "乡村风" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "沉默是金" }, { "source": "沉默是金", "target": "不礼貌" }, { "source": "已经到家鸟~", "target": "今天不是奶奶生日嘛~" }, { "source": "樱桃哥", "target": "大卷妹" }, { "source": "大卷妹", "target": "吼吼。。。不要叫我大卷妹。。叫我大脸妹" }, { "source": "吼吼。。。不要叫我大卷妹。。叫我大脸妹", "target": "大脸" }, { "source": "大脸", "target": "妹妹~~" }, { "source": "蜗居", "target": "出去运动" }, { "source": "出去运动", "target": "好吧,去吧" }, { "source": "好吧,去吧", "target": "你去" }, { "source": "你去", "target": "我在工作" }, { "source": "我在工作", "target": "不工作了" }, { "source": "我超爱吃糙米还一直推荐身边的人一定要吃糙米的诶", "target": "粗鄙的妇女吃糙米" }, { "source": "嫉妒是我丑陋", "target": "我超想要你头像这张可惜不是" }, { "source": "我超想要你头像这张可惜不是", "target": "我连签名都没有,知足吧另外你可以p个签名" }, { "source": "我连签名都没有,知足吧另外你可以p个签名", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈你头像的原图在哪里我要去洗了" }, { "source": "成长的代价很残忍", "target": "一切都会挺过来的" }, { "source": "易烊千玺12.3号", "target": "就睡吧" }, { "source": "剪头发了?", "target": "短发显脸小!" }, { "source": "你不晓得我昨天在那儿念顺口溜笑死我了", "target": "猥琐女" }, { "source": "你读书吗", "target": "会呀,不过是不对而已。" }, { "source": "会呀,不过是不对而已。", "target": "你最喜欢的运动" }, { "source": "你怎么遭伤了嘛~?", "target": "公交车站的小卖铺不给我换零钱、" }, { "source": "公交车站的小卖铺不给我换零钱、", "target": "哎··要买瓶水···不过上次我在春熙路都都给免费换了~哈哈~" }, { "source": "哈哈,告诉我位置,我带召唤师峡谷的兄弟们就去", "target": "本部对面" }, { "source": "本部对面", "target": "等我师傅,现在告诉我你的状况如何了" }, { "source": "等我师傅,现在告诉我你的状况如何了", "target": "吃完等毒发阶段" }, { "source": "赶紧降温", "target": "38.9了又上去了" }, { "source": "38.9了又上去了", "target": "快去吃药休息!!" }, { "source": "啊〜我要一盒原味一盒白的一盒香槟", "target": "你的我已经记下了" }, { "source": "感觉身边有人,但内心深处依然孤独", "target": "这种感觉真的是实实在在体会过呀。因为没有办法让别人走进你的心过了这个阶段就好了" }, { "source": "我也……祝我自己五天里赶作业愉快。", "target": "不想回忆的过去太累了" }, { "source": "你永远在减肥,我永远没有见你瘦过。", "target": "我瘦了啊你又不见我" }, { "source": "郑州十月份一直连续阴雨到现在", "target": "成都也是,一秒入冬" }, { "source": "成都也是,一秒入冬", "target": "唉,多加衣服哦" }, { "source": "唉,多加衣服哦", "target": "来了个措手不及" }, { "source": "来了个措手不及", "target": "什么" }, { "source": "什么", "target": "冬天呀,来的太快" }, { "source": "冬天呀,来的太快", "target": "嗯嗯,是" }, { "source": "《开馆有喜,冥夫求放过》", "target": "恐怖的么?" }, { "source": "恐怖的么?", "target": "嗯,很好看的" }, { "source": "走!回湖南克!", "target": "你要回去了吗?" }, { "source": "为什么大家都知道不是秀秀的马赛克都在问用的是什么软件,有什么区别么", "target": "为什么我没注意到" }, { "source": "去韩国做什么?", "target": "培训了" }, { "source": "这个吼吼听啊我那天就想和你说来着哎", "target": "他的《晚安》也好听快去尝尝" }, { "source": "他的《晚安》也好听快去尝尝", "target": "你那天发完我已经全部听个遍啦哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你那天发完我已经全部听个遍啦哈哈哈哈", "target": "双手比心" }, { "source": "双手比心", "target": "笔芯已收到" }, { "source": "那个。。。蛋糕吃了没?需要帮忙吗?", "target": "就吃一小块" }, { "source": "咋感觉颓废唠安?", "target": "没有没有、昨晚上我梦到我以前了、真的" }, { "source": "最佳入眠", "target": "是滴,晚安" }, { "source": "我来到你的城市", "target": "高老庄?" }, { "source": "高老庄?", "target": "高老庄,不请我喝一杯?" }, { "source": "你很有墨水的……不急不急一件事一件事慢慢来", "target": "没得墨水也不得这么黑" }, { "source": "在学校怎么样", "target": "就那样,画画,文化课。一天到晚就这两件事…" }, { "source": "就那样,画画,文化课。一天到晚就这两件事…", "target": "你还是很开心的啊" }, { "source": "你还是很开心的啊", "target": "恩,你现在怎么样啊,还上学么" }, { "source": "我等更新好久了,,", "target": "初六之前会有一发更新的呦,趁着这几天过年有在努力的写哒我是艺考生来的,这几个月很忙,真的很抱歉让你等了那么久过两天有更新就会艾特你哒" }, { "source": "初六之前会有一发更新的呦,趁着这几天过年有在努力的写哒我是艺考生来的,这几个月很忙,真的很抱歉让你等了那么久过两天有更新就会艾特你哒", "target": "努力哟,但是,也不要担心自己的事情哦" }, { "source": "这西瓜会不会是坏掉了", "target": "只是被我切歪了。" }, { "source": "头像帅得一比啊", "target": "你最帅" }, { "source": "瘦的时候真帅啊,我的头围也是60【哭】", "target": "哈哈哈哈头大聪明" }, { "source": "有爱心的男人", "target": "喝饱了?" }, { "source": "喝饱了?", "target": "嗯,刚回家" }, { "source": "生而为人都应该被温柔对待。", "target": "生而为人,也要务必善良。" }, { "source": "画个图容易么", "target": "对啊,还总想天马行空的改方案" }, { "source": "对啊,还总想天马行空的改方案", "target": "方案你能画出来,他们施工能实施么" }, { "source": "方案你能画出来,他们施工能实施么", "target": "可以照着图安装" }, { "source": ",薇薇吃的黄瓜山药苹果,哈哈,是黄瓜头子,我是奇葩,哈哈,什么都能看见啊!", "target": "她在调理了吧估计真的身体累了" }, { "source": "她在调理了吧估计真的身体累了", "target": "是啊,剪剪肥" }, { "source": "是啊,剪剪肥", "target": "可是好心疼她啊" }, { "source": "可是好心疼她啊", "target": "哈哈,她现在好多了" }, { "source": "冬天的到来,是为了证明没哪个春天不被打败,即使你曾经多么春花烂漫", "target": "你代表悲观者。" }, { "source": "这人睡觉怎么要把手放在档里?", "target": "你懂的" }, { "source": "化妆来得安?", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "我需要男朋友你可以买?个女朋友。", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "这种天你有出门的勇气已经很了不起了", "target": "我不过就是想去吃个饭。。。" }, { "source": "我不过就是想去吃个饭。。。", "target": "我很明智的在下雨前屯好了粮" }, { "source": "娜样幸福", "target": "美美" }, { "source": "因为眼睛小!就看不到黑眼圈了!", "target": "眼睛小还是有好处的" }, { "source": "眼睛小还是有好处的", "target": "哦妹!记住!我们的宿命是一样的!" }, { "source": "哦妹!记住!我们的宿命是一样的!", "target": "谁叫我们家族的眼睛都是那么的水晶大只--" }, { "source": "谁叫我们家族的眼睛都是那么的水晶大只--", "target": "O妹!我家也是!生出来眼睛就是楚楚动人的!悲哀!" }, { "source": "O妹!我家也是!生出来眼睛就是楚楚动人的!悲哀!", "target": "肯定是哟遗传到我们家一点点的呐" }, { "source": "肯定是哟遗传到我们家一点点的呐", "target": "乱说!是你来遗我家的" }, { "source": "吓哭了晚上下班不敢走回家了好恐怖", "target": "有那么恐怖么。" }, { "source": "热巴生日居然都不送一下祝福?我也是醉了良心呢让人家好难堪以前还挺喜欢你的现在,真是没良心啊!就惦记着人家已婚人妇", "target": "高级黑" }, { "source": "高级黑", "target": "你吗?" }, { "source": "没有语言能够表达我现在的心情", "target": "你们都是咋滴啦" }, { "source": "日常表白深深", "target": "在唱歌的深深最可爱了" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "又一个晚上安哥" }, { "source": "你是打篮球的", "target": "单位组织" }, { "source": "帅不过三秒", "target": "哈哈哈哈没毛病" }, { "source": "才发现居然没有关注怪不得刷不到你动态", "target": "哈哈哈,大概是忘记了" }, { "source": "呵。你觉得他充满温情你就去呗,你也入门阿你也进唐门当明星。跟他们温情,如果你真的喜欢林更新难道你不应该相信他么。你这么自责他是真的喜欢他么。现在你替唐人说什么都没必要谁知道你说的是真的是假的。我只知道无论说什么我都相信林更新。因为我爱他!", "target": "知道你爱他啊,但是你不是我,我也不是你,我是比较理性的,还有你们说话可不可以不要那么冲啊,可以以理服人吗,如果你真的要和我辩,那你能告诉我来龙去脉告诉我他到底有多好吗,而不是一句空洞的我爱他" }, { "source": "知道你爱他啊,但是你不是我,我也不是你,我是比较理性的,还有你们说话可不可以不要那么冲啊,可以以理服人吗,如果你真的要和我辩,那你能告诉我来龙去脉告诉我他到底有多好吗,而不是一句空洞的我爱他", "target": "你所谓的理性不过是你偏向唐人。我怎么就说话冲了。用你的道理来让我无话可说阿" }, { "source": "姑娘,可以收藏吗", "target": "你要干嘛" }, { "source": "跟你一样的身高唉你穿大吗", "target": "裙子穿的小码吗仙女" }, { "source": "你有特别的用耳机的姿势", "target": "刚刚手机掉地上了看了看屏没碎耳机断了这个落地姿势也是很万里挑一。。。" }, { "source": "啊给它喂胡萝卜快", "target": "牙都没长齐呢~" }, { "source": "牙都没长齐呢~", "target": "所以它今晚要跟你睡吗" }, { "source": "所以它今晚要跟你睡吗", "target": "可怜的它要一个人留在公司了明天我就走了也见不到它了希望它能健康快乐的长大~" }, { "source": "可怜的它要一个人留在公司了明天我就走了也见不到它了希望它能健康快乐的长大~", "target": "邮寄过来给我玩下" }, { "source": "邮寄过来给我玩下", "target": "那就变成兔子酱了" }, { "source": "礼物准备好了,可是没有人收啊", "target": "西恩菌一直在小可爱身后" }, { "source": "周末愉快", "target": "谢谢!周日快乐" }, { "source": "摸头电脑只是上不了网吗", "target": "姨爹说是网也没问题,网卡也没问题不知道哪里出了问题" }, { "source": "姨爹说是网也没问题,网卡也没问题不知道哪里出了问题", "target": "回学校看可不可以连上网如果还是连不上就拿去修吧会修好的摸摸头" }, { "source": "回学校看可不可以连上网如果还是连不上就拿去修吧会修好的摸摸头", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "萌只跟ps有关。。", "target": "跟PS有染?" }, { "source": "跟PS有染?", "target": "从来不用。。" }, { "source": "心疼啊啊啊啊!小明加油笑着超美!!", "target": "凑热闹" }, { "source": "喜欢妹子的痴汉", "target": "喜欢喜欢" }, { "source": "猪就是猪.吃得份量都多过人的", "target": "猪肯定是吃得多过人的啦,就像是你嘛" }, { "source": "猪肯定是吃得多过人的啦,就像是你嘛", "target": "幸亏我现在差不多一天就一餐。" }, { "source": "幸亏我现在差不多一天就一餐。", "target": "一天吃一餐,一餐顶三餐" }, { "source": "烤猪蹄吗", "target": "看的是第二季第一集,看人家吃个豆腐花都不行了" }, { "source": "你论文写完了吗", "target": "我没写没写就是没写!" }, { "source": "期待我夺冠嘛", "target": "期待哟" }, { "source": "端着茶缸,摇着蒲扇,坐在胡同口大树下的石头上听故事,晚上爬房顶躺凉席上看着满天星幻想,这就是我小时候的夏天,回不去喽", "target": "时间在转,世界也在变。咱只要保持好的心态,哪里都有那大树下的愉快和幸福!" }, { "source": "抱抱我丫挺", "target": "爱你我越!好想找你玩去!" }, { "source": "爱你我越!好想找你玩去!", "target": "可以考虑五一" }, { "source": "可以考虑五一", "target": "我讲真!!!五一去!" }, { "source": "我讲真!!!五一去!", "target": "咱们五一放几天假呀" }, { "source": "请留下联系方式!!!", "target": "哈哈哈私聊来!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈私聊来!", "target": "哈哈哈何德何能被宠幸了" }, { "source": "你真矜持", "target": "你关注的人太多了" }, { "source": "你关注的人太多了", "target": "你好意思说我的" }, { "source": "哪里转发了个啥子嘛老子没找到", "target": "怕不得哦~~" }, { "source": "怕不得哦~~", "target": "真的没球得" }, { "source": "真的没球得", "target": "有~~你好求笨直接去我主页看嘛" }, { "source": "你韩国出差?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "小孩子没见过世面", "target": "希望你不要妄自菲薄望梅止渴,好好努力好自为之" }, { "source": "最喜欢老房有喜里面的小鹏!现在的小朋微整了有些陌生!", "target": "他没有整,你闭嘴" }, { "source": "他没有整,你闭嘴", "target": "我也喜欢他啊!但是我说了一下我的观点怎么了?说话能成熟点吗?" }, { "source": "男生洗澡会干嘛", "target": "其他的不知道,我是唱歌。" }, { "source": "谁让你白天睡太多", "target": "我作死,放假就是没办法控制自己" }, { "source": "社会社会想知道学校会怎么管", "target": "这个太难管了。归保卫处管,但他们也不会天天盯着这些车" }, { "source": "这个太难管了。归保卫处管,但他们也不会天天盯着这些车", "target": "对啊所以我感觉还是无效循环哇其实老校区车更多,还更贵" }, { "source": "我现在是每天被胃疼醒虽然也是很晚了然后就觉得好像这样不行呜呜呜", "target": "。。。你这是把胃搞坏了??!!" }, { "source": "。。。你这是把胃搞坏了??!!", "target": "有一点我想说的是我的困战胜了我的饿" }, { "source": "有一点我想说的是我的困战胜了我的饿", "target": "。。这样不好,正常吃饭吧,节食就应该留给胃好的人" }, { "source": "。。这样不好,正常吃饭吧,节食就应该留给胃好的人", "target": "嗯嗯呜呜对了我年后可能就回北京啦!求约饭!" }, { "source": "给小灰弄个窝", "target": "额滴胸还不够啊" }, { "source": "额滴胸还不够啊", "target": "你经常揍它好吗" }, { "source": "你经常揍它好吗", "target": "有吗?话不能乱讲的" }, { "source": "有吗?话不能乱讲的", "target": "我那天亲眼看见的好吗" }, { "source": "我那天亲眼看见的好吗", "target": "对他好的他要出去也会凶他" }, { "source": "对他好的他要出去也会凶他", "target": "小灰好可怜" }, { "source": "表情包有点过分了吧", "target": "一点都不过分" }, { "source": "你做什么工作?有对象了吗?什么时候带回家?多会订日子?亲戚介绍了几个,去见见?……", "target": "宝宝好怕" }, { "source": "有声光车吗", "target": "没有哦" }, { "source": "你说说你。", "target": "我的坑太多了" }, { "source": "我的坑太多了", "target": "没白卖自己啊你是" }, { "source": "没白卖自己啊你是", "target": "我这是在给记己投资" }, { "source": "拍照技术真好", "target": "我去膨胀一会儿哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我去膨胀一会儿哈哈哈哈", "target": "感觉你这两天超级高兴" }, { "source": "感觉你这两天超级高兴", "target": "你感觉对了!因为有人守护诸葛亮" }, { "source": "北方的豆腐脑是不是都是咸的?", "target": "是的,撒把孜然特别好吃" }, { "source": "哪只打呼噜", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你怎么变得不像你了?!", "target": "最近比较娇情" }, { "source": "你在哪间课室,我拿伞给你,等我", "target": "你来到教一我飞奔下来" }, { "source": "你来到教一我飞奔下来", "target": "我到广工你就该飞奔了,没诚意,继续困在教室里吧你" }, { "source": "认识一下下次去玩的时候叫上我一起呀", "target": "你叫什么名字" }, { "source": "这酒店,好评!", "target": "嗯嗯。以后可以选择" }, { "source": "你想怎么死就怎么死", "target": "我想你跟我一起死。" }, { "source": "我想你跟我一起死。", "target": "我还没活够了,所以鼓励你,勇敢的去把" }, { "source": "我还没活够了,所以鼓励你,勇敢的去把", "target": "我还没活够了。怎么读都觉得有点不对劲啊。" }, { "source": "我刚准点到啊", "target": "你是幸运的……" }, { "source": "脸又圆了", "target": "脸就没小过" }, { "source": "越来越奔放,简单不在,含蓄去哪了?", "target": "你在说,打你了" }, { "source": "你在说,打你了", "target": "你来你来~" }, { "source": "你来你来~", "target": "哼,你等我回去的" }, { "source": "哼,你等我回去的", "target": "说的好像明天就回来了" }, { "source": "要搬家?", "target": "哎…一言难尽…总结就是又要搬家" }, { "source": "娜姐今年还能去深圳吗?签名会", "target": "不知道啊" }, { "source": "被你们的豪气震伤了", "target": "安怎么了嘛真是的" }, { "source": "安怎么了嘛真是的", "target": "一定要露出手机露出你的包" }, { "source": "刚吃完有缘人你好", "target": "明天吃饭吗有缘人" }, { "source": "我已经闻到了13香的味道。", "target": "那是翔的味道好吗?" }, { "source": "那是翔的味道好吗?", "target": "那你别吃。。" }, { "source": "这是思念我的节奏么", "target": "有么" }, { "source": "我马上回寝室的", "target": "有电嘛??" }, { "source": "有电嘛??", "target": "有了你现在可以选择回来来吧来吧" }, { "source": "贤良淑德啊", "target": "谁像你啊、哎" }, { "source": "花花,渣浪几点上班!!", "target": "十点半之前到就行" }, { "source": "十点半之前到就行", "target": "厉害了。" }, { "source": "投票了都不知道人去哪了", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "我是说纹路哈,颜色按你喜欢的来", "target": "只有这种是浅色的。其他都很深" }, { "source": "我又创了次记录,我开始睡觉了", "target": "你要不要这么玩命啊。。。" }, { "source": "你要不要这么玩命啊。。。", "target": "睡不着我有什么办法" }, { "source": "睡不着我有什么办法", "target": "睡不着听说可以起来读书的" }, { "source": "午餐愉快", "target": "午安" }, { "source": "揪起来转吧……", "target": "哎……我已经哭笑不得了" }, { "source": "哎……我已经哭笑不得了", "target": "...我也是欲哭无泪啊呜呜~~天天看着她在我面前演。。。哎" }, { "source": "狗:我们才不辣", "target": "也是,狗招谁惹谁了" }, { "source": "字丑的吓死", "target": "哈哈哈哈,上面并没有我的字" }, { "source": "自己主子喜欢姐姐还说人家包包,都是些什么鬼啊,还讲不讲理啊", "target": "打五岁呢,…哈哈哈" }, { "source": "打五岁呢,…哈哈哈", "target": "真受不了,自己把火点了,还赖百姓点灯了,一口一个姐姐叫的亲,帮着他们主子叫呢,空中飞姐姐" }, { "source": "小洋人戴帽子的像", "target": "小洋人?" }, { "source": "你们家基因真好", "target": "好久没见你了!你都不来找我" }, { "source": "好久没见你了!你都不来找我", "target": "我回来就来找你们呀" }, { "source": "微宇李好幸福呀……", "target": "就是就是,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我这里叫做地狱式高考。", "target": "江苏?" }, { "source": "江苏?", "target": "其实我是准高一,但因为一些原因提前上了课,现在已经熟悉高中生活的一部分了" }, { "source": "其实我是准高一,但因为一些原因提前上了课,现在已经熟悉高中生活的一部分了", "target": "这样啊~高中一起加油哦" }, { "source": "打一架吧", "target": "不能,我是好学生" }, { "source": "不能,我是好学生", "target": "好学生不会说自己是好学生" }, { "source": "明天坐我边上可好?", "target": "先去教室看看格局先,我准备明天早上起来背书,临阵磨枪" }, { "source": "先去教室看看格局先,我准备明天早上起来背书,临阵磨枪", "target": "小教室…毫无疑问的" }, { "source": "别睡了起来嗨", "target": "我真的睡好晚" }, { "source": "我愿意吃咸的", "target": "我去北京的话自由行一个人怎么样" }, { "source": "用了桔子和玖富有没有风险", "target": "是这个吗" }, { "source": "有个室友从开学第一天见到她,她就对我有敌意,觉得我好欺负,有时怼我还怼我朋友,天天半夜不睡觉,吵我睡觉,我睡眠浅,只好戴耳塞,可是也挡不住她的大声音。其他室友总是晚睡,睡眠沉,她们觉得没什么,一年了,我受不了了,我就搬到我同学寝室睡,我其他室友就说我小题大做了", "target": "我一直明说不要说话了,我要睡觉,别人睡觉时候我也不出声,那些人总是想欺负老实人。" }, { "source": "我一直明说不要说话了,我要睡觉,别人睡觉时候我也不出声,那些人总是想欺负老实人。", "target": "对啊,我就是在寝室不想说话,她就觉得我好欺负,她睡觉有一点声音,她就大喊大叫发脾气" }, { "source": "转手了么?", "target": "只是打算不跟了。。。所以。。。" }, { "source": "只是打算不跟了。。。所以。。。", "target": "不跟了?就是不再出了?" }, { "source": "不跟了?就是不再出了?", "target": "是的。-。-" }, { "source": "是的。-。-", "target": "好吧~黑色这套很正!" }, { "source": "我好幸福", "target": "且行且珍惜,还是独处的日子好啊" }, { "source": "期待2018更好的李艺彤努力加油", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "我去了俄罗斯就会交护照办续签了…哪儿都走不了", "target": "哎,可惜了……以后去芬兰玩,挺近的!" }, { "source": "哎,可惜了……以后去芬兰玩,挺近的!", "target": "哎…可是没有小伙伴一起闹一起比赛了…" }, { "source": "等我瘦成闪电", "target": "请告诉我等多久" }, { "source": "请告诉我等多久", "target": "我会加油的" }, { "source": "咋个搞我的朋友现在真的是你的迷妹", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "桃花", "target": "不要桃花" }, { "source": "哎,你咋嫩俊来", "target": "咋内喜欢跟你聊天来" }, { "source": "把自己灌醉给别人机会", "target": "我不喝,等你" }, { "source": "我不喝,等你", "target": "我不喝了我今晚已经拒绝好几个酒场了" }, { "source": "我不喝了我今晚已经拒绝好几个酒场了", "target": "等我从济宁回来,请我用酒" }, { "source": "哎。。。烦人。。。到时候711看不到的我只能看你们刷影评", "target": "你11号为啥不能去呀?" }, { "source": "年轻人别东想西想吃了瓜早点睡吧", "target": "你什么时候变成了天蝎座~" }, { "source": "好嘻哈这个帽子好棒", "target": "我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "双鱼姐姐", "target": "你好恐怖怎么突然出现" }, { "source": "来来来…来玉林…跟你聚", "target": "等我" }, { "source": "姐姐好好看!!!", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈好好看是有多好看" }, { "source": "我在看奇葩来了。。今晚8点奇葩说噢。好期待咔咔咔咔咔看你这么辛苦我还是秀一笔", "target": "你简直。。。" }, { "source": "你简直。。。", "target": "哎加油。你要加班一整晚嘛" }, { "source": "一神又想唱歌!", "target": "哈哈!来黑我呀~" }, { "source": "室友说我为了爱情居然跑了两公里,说我可是一千米只跑两百的男人", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你曾经还是中午才起的男人呢" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈你曾经还是中午才起的男人呢", "target": "不意思,是下午" }, { "source": "诺儿你给我回一个吧", "target": "我们可以高调了" }, { "source": "我们可以高调了", "target": "他在吗" }, { "source": "我刚刚还在说回来了要不要去省博…", "target": "原来你也是文化人哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "原来你也是文化人哈哈哈!", "target": "不不不我文盲来的" }, { "source": "我要买个类似的靴平时才能穿", "target": "?。。。什么区别''不让穿出去?" }, { "source": "?。。。什么区别''不让穿出去?", "target": "我是装备的不好穿我买一双像的平时也能穿" }, { "source": "最近的天好", "target": "可惜今天冷呢" }, { "source": "可惜今天冷呢", "target": "我这边好暖和" }, { "source": "我这边好暖和", "target": "哪里哈?" }, { "source": "你好呀佩佩", "target": "每次多回复一下,熟悉熟悉,免得搞错了" }, { "source": "每次多回复一下,熟悉熟悉,免得搞错了", "target": "你可以设置备注啊" }, { "source": "你可以设置备注啊", "target": "不不不,都没备注,昵称不就是博主自己想表达的东西吗,备注了还有啥意思" }, { "source": "哈哈你上学时的语文老师是体育老师教的吧", "target": "不能冤枉老师,语文老师不晓得有没有教这个词儿,可能是自学成才" }, { "source": "不能冤枉老师,语文老师不晓得有没有教这个词儿,可能是自学成才", "target": "呵呵自学也没学好啊" }, { "source": "呵呵自学也没学好啊", "target": "呃,好吧" }, { "source": "呃,好吧", "target": "呵呵从新学吧" }, { "source": "呵呵从新学吧", "target": "记住了" }, { "source": "记住了", "target": "哈哈这是怎么了为啥这听话" }, { "source": "哈哈这是怎么了为啥这听话", "target": "俺们是知错就改的老孩子" }, { "source": "真想上午休息晚上上课", "target": "这样最好不过了…" }, { "source": "求玩好回来出攻略我也抛下娃跟老公去", "target": "说实话,我们安排的也不是很好,临时决定来玩的,没有做好攻略" }, { "source": "哈哈哈娇娇你卖萌嘛", "target": "我只是配合而已!嘻嘻" }, { "source": "啧啧饿这么美我咋都没发现呢", "target": "没发现就对了" }, { "source": "今晚我们班聚会,你女儿需要小哥哥吗", "target": "我女儿身边拒绝怪蜀黍" }, { "source": "我女儿身边拒绝怪蜀黍", "target": "我是怪蜀黍吗,这么可爱" }, { "source": "生快!", "target": "低调" }, { "source": "低调", "target": "我为啥觉得你总过生日" }, { "source": "我为啥觉得你总过生日", "target": "恩,我也这么觉得哈哈" }, { "source": "再聚", "target": "咱们是一定会的" }, { "source": "睡多了也不舒服,不出去玩吗?", "target": "待定,不出去了,快破产了." }, { "source": "葫芦娃葫芦娃一根藤上七个瓜啦啦啦啦啦", "target": "唱得好,再来一个!!" }, { "source": "唱得好,再来一个!!", "target": "等咱几个一起的时候嗒" }, { "source": "等咱几个一起的时候嗒", "target": "哦了" }, { "source": "大连。有漾漾么?", "target": "有啊~好多呢不过现在都改名叫四云奶盖了" }, { "source": "有啊~好多呢不过现在都改名叫四云奶盖了", "target": "原来四云就是漾漾啊。。。。。一直以为是两家呢" }, { "source": "一路上美景,一路好心情。随你的游记美图,游走着。", "target": "这一路的风景的确是很美。" }, { "source": "头发长长了你", "target": "又要去剪了" }, { "source": "现在网上买票不需要取票", "target": "有儿童,儿童没有身份证" }, { "source": "陪爱人一起喝醉,睡着以后再也不会醒来", "target": "还得拉个人陪着" }, { "source": "逐梦之音蟹蟹", "target": "自捞" }, { "source": "我最近体重急增,正在减肥,请问怎么瘦地最快,只要瘦的快就行,别的都不在乎。除了锻炼身体,我以前是运动员,现在没有那种运动机会了,所以才会胖。。。", "target": "每天坚持跑步,少食" }, { "source": "挖坟后发现你这里都是吃的,吃货!", "target": "是谁还给你这个吃货送卡的" }, { "source": "中了大奖,又是周末,还有国家德比可以看,开心点", "target": "好的哇" }, { "source": "想起去年国庆被我哥强制带了个小旗子在头上", "target": "我们整整齐齐的一家人都带啦哦我滴天哪我明天居然要去上课" }, { "source": "我们整整齐齐的一家人都带啦哦我滴天哪我明天居然要去上课", "target": "想着再去几次就可以出去玩了还不开心吗" }, { "source": "想着再去几次就可以出去玩了还不开心吗", "target": "嗯我要考满分" }, { "source": "博主只回复你,完全不理我差评!", "target": "我错了,求原谅。" }, { "source": "我错了,求原谅。", "target": "原谅你了" }, { "source": "还记得当时看素媛哭的稀里哗啦的,对下雨天和巷子有阴影,越是阴暗潮湿,越是肮脏恶劣。", "target": "至今不敢看" }, { "source": "富婆。又买鞋", "target": "我还没买的" }, { "source": "我还没买的", "target": "现在怕是买了的!" }, { "source": "结束繁忙的一天,准备睡觉啦古耐哦", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "早哦" }, { "source": "早哦", "target": "早啊" }, { "source": "啥时候回杭州", "target": "要九月啦" }, { "source": "要九月啦", "target": "我的意思是,我九月一号回来" }, { "source": "我的意思是,我九月一号回来", "target": "哈哈哈可约!要过G20后才回杭!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈可约!要过G20后才回杭!", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "小三洗白了?这么多人祝福", "target": "是看不得别人幸福吗" }, { "source": "怎么会有一只灯泡?", "target": "我新加坡的基友了啦~~~~~" }, { "source": "我新加坡的基友了啦~~~~~", "target": "姐姐的手已放向国外" }, { "source": "姐姐的手已放向国外", "target": "妹妹脚步也要跟上啊~" }, { "source": "妹妹脚步也要跟上啊~", "target": "弟弟!!!叫我弟弟!" }, { "source": "你不要乱讲啦,广西属于全国最穷最落后省份,拿什么跟大台北比。", "target": "广西也不算是最穷的那个啊。只能说在排名后面。何况南宁这些城市确实比台北要先进" }, { "source": "昨天分手了这算什么温暖在线", "target": "是,昨天分手" }, { "source": "+1,又一次难得的一致", "target": "啧我还以为是你的菜" }, { "source": "这早上发的是要馋死大家", "target": "故意的" }, { "source": "我不要神秘", "target": "你见过的" }, { "source": "你见过的", "target": "我见过???谁" }, { "source": "我见过???谁", "target": "有一次咱们在龙华你跟你那位下楼我们上楼正好撞见" }, { "source": "你还没休息哦。", "target": "回复完你就睡了" }, { "source": "你喜欢荔枝?", "target": "水果除了雪梨其他我都爱" }, { "source": "水果除了雪梨其他我都爱", "target": "为什么不喜欢雪梨?清肺润喉" }, { "source": "哟哟~今天要约会去嘛", "target": "天天都在约会" }, { "source": "天天都在约会", "target": "可怜我孤苦伶仃一个人" }, { "source": "可怜我孤苦伶仃一个人", "target": "很快就有了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你需要一个兽医", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈为什么" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈为什么", "target": "和你一起养猫猫" }, { "source": "为什么没有你的脸,是不是装不进镜头?", "target": "是,这么说你满意了吧" }, { "source": "是,这么说你满意了吧", "target": "我满不满意不重要,重要的是,你家家风是什么?" }, { "source": "我满不满意不重要,重要的是,你家家风是什么?", "target": "什么我家家风……" }, { "source": "也祝自己早日逃离樊笼,与君共勉吧老任,加油!", "target": "10年了,你第一次正常说话有点不适应" }, { "source": "恭喜自己中了个惊喜礼盒", "target": "可是我没有通行证" }, { "source": "可是我没有通行证", "target": "我也是,今天才回去办,星期一一早就去办,没办法,根本没想过自己会中" }, { "source": "哟,又思春?!", "target": "不是,只是一大早又接到让人郁闷的短信,所以想家了呗。。。" }, { "source": "不是,只是一大早又接到让人郁闷的短信,所以想家了呗。。。", "target": "那就是低头啦" }, { "source": "那就是低头啦", "target": "我是那种人吗???" }, { "source": "哎,,这个星期洗大学以来最难捱的日子啊,,哎,", "target": "加油啊.......我现在在家安心养身了" }, { "source": "加油啊.......我现在在家安心养身了", "target": "你放假啦?考完啦?你不考四级啊" }, { "source": "下午几点哈?", "target": "你定〜我在学校,好回来" }, { "source": "现任回去找他前任了", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "午安~吃饭去了~", "target": "辛苦啦" }, { "source": "城里人的早饭", "target": "村里人" }, { "source": "旅游世界各地", "target": "有时间有能力就一定要多出去走走散散心看外面的世界" }, { "source": "你要生小孩了啊", "target": "不是我哟" }, { "source": "双眼皮", "target": "你的好看" }, { "source": "蓝色降落伞在哪里呀?找不到", "target": "伞在浅浅旁边" }, { "source": "伞在浅浅旁边", "target": "我还以为也是带声音的,但是没有" }, { "source": "我还以为也是带声音的,但是没有", "target": "声音是深深自己唱的" }, { "source": "点我点我", "target": "蛋蛋的点个" }, { "source": "蛋蛋的点个", "target": "我要乐疯了" }, { "source": "我知道铜锣烧,,", "target": "你木有看到古惑仔么!!!" }, { "source": "你木有看到古惑仔么!!!", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "没有没有", "target": "这么经典的片子。。有空去科普一下下" }, { "source": "这么经典的片子。。有空去科普一下下", "target": "看多了万一变成古惑仔怎么办" }, { "source": "老大我想吃烤串", "target": "我也想吃" }, { "source": "我家这点早就是零下了。昨天都下雪了…", "target": "天晴了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你在吗", "target": "你知道那里怎么走吗?" }, { "source": "你知道那里怎么走吗?", "target": "慢慢走" }, { "source": "你怎么个用力法?想了解一下", "target": "不能太释放自我了" }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "你太快了" }, { "source": "你太快了", "target": "哈哈哈哈我刚打开就看到了" }, { "source": "男朋友,你要加油", "target": "哪个?" }, { "source": "哪个?", "target": "你猜撒" }, { "source": "我来谈恋爱来了。", "target": "你好呀才来呀" }, { "source": "你好呀才来呀", "target": "这么多人你谈的过来吗?" }, { "source": "你这人生真是丰富多彩!", "target": "没有哦,你看我发的都是一些有的没的" }, { "source": "没有哦,你看我发的都是一些有的没的", "target": "反正我很羡慕你" }, { "source": "反正我很羡慕你", "target": "总之你也让我嫉妒" }, { "source": "总之你也让我嫉妒", "target": "好吧,我们就是不满足" }, { "source": "好吧,我们就是不满足", "target": "是啊,爱总是让人哭,让人觉得不满足" }, { "source": "原来男人购物起来也很可怕", "target": "一季不购物,购物管一季" }, { "source": "有一个对我很好很好的人,然后我拒绝他了,但是看到他难过我心里也不好受,怎么办", "target": "网恋我从来都是果断拒绝单纯聊聊天玩玩游戏就好了" }, { "source": "被钟楼宠了,羡慕", "target": "一直被他宠着,爱他" }, { "source": "你的孤独虽败犹荣", "target": "过节遇上了上班,这种感觉不好!如果是休假,还可以约上三五个好友去狂欢。" }, { "source": "诶?你今天怎么可以放假", "target": "就是因为关注了猩猩才觉得咦你怎么可以放假" }, { "source": "今晚直播吗啥时候", "target": "7点30" }, { "source": "7点30", "target": "好滴" }, { "source": "为何这么炸。前不久你不是还发出了杠铃般的笑声", "target": "哎,有点忍不了" }, { "source": "哎,有点忍不了", "target": "睡醒了就不生气了" }, { "source": "终于说了句人话了", "target": "我去....我那句不是人话了。。。。" }, { "source": "我去....我那句不是人话了。。。。", "target": "我说彪哥!!" }, { "source": "我说彪哥!!", "target": "你的意思就是说我们彪哥不是人咯、、、" }, { "source": "你的意思就是说我们彪哥不是人咯、、、", "target": "你才知道?" }, { "source": "回来了吖!到屋了", "target": "嗯,人都累哈了" }, { "source": "嗯,人都累哈了", "target": "耍舒服了撒!" }, { "source": "耍舒服了撒!", "target": "耍起不想回来了" }, { "source": "耍起不想回来了", "target": "我觉得也是" }, { "source": "幽灵3D版", "target": "眼睫毛那么少" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈。我以前也这样,高三遇到一个牛到只教高三的物理老师,用题海战术基本扯明白了。到了大学发现基本是同样的题目设定,只是改成微积分计算。因为不喜欢微积分所以又废了。。。。", "target": "微积分学不好也是智商不够的表现啊(比如我)" }, { "source": "下次要和我去负心汉", "target": "再带上我呗" }, { "source": "再带上我呗", "target": "我带你再带我" }, { "source": "我觉得鹿晗是攻", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "初中,那应该是我一生最美好的时光", "target": "嗯对。初高中。懵懵懂懂的年纪遇到了真心的好友与..可惜回不去。" }, { "source": "袁珊珊的演技还真是不敢恭维,拖后腿啊拖后腿。。。", "target": "恩恩…" }, { "source": "求真相", "target": "自己被我第一时间发现之后删掉了" }, { "source": "自己被我第一时间发现之后删掉了", "target": "说的是什么" }, { "source": "杭州电子科技大学哪个啊,搜到了好几个,是下沙那个么", "target": "下沙" }, { "source": "你骂吧我又不会掉块肉", "target": "我要是骂你你就掉块肉那你会求着我骂你哟" }, { "source": "我要是骂你你就掉块肉那你会求着我骂你哟", "target": "有道理" }, { "source": "龙哥教你怎么变瘦", "target": "可以开个辅导班" }, { "source": "可以开个辅导班", "target": "最后一节课告诉他们没用天生的" }, { "source": "带我去光明奶茶店喝杯奶茶吧", "target": "不见不散!" }, { "source": "幸福喔", "target": "谢谢雪" }, { "source": "我想小学期去北京你肯定都回家了", "target": "你小学期什么时候" }, { "source": "红叶祭和火祭是啥区别?", "target": "叶子不一样,而且更容易红" }, { "source": "你也听逃跑计划好开心!!", "target": "哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "开衫还有什么颜色哇,喜欢喜欢", "target": "卡其棕和乖粉哈哈" }, { "source": "“有几种人我真的佩服的不要不要的:一种可以控制自己体型的人,一种能按时睡觉的人,一种说起就起的人,一种说忘就能忘的人。”", "target": "我都不可以" }, { "source": "酷的哟!鞋子看着很难穿!哈哈", "target": "你的关注点我真的是……你不应该看我的脸么" }, { "source": "女票都没有的你,只能和母蚊子结合了", "target": "对不起你有" }, { "source": "你的赞扬能再狠点吗?Ms可耻的是俺们不看书的人。", "target": "早安绕绕兄,让我们一起挥霍,一起可耻吧!我终于找到“可耻”褒义的一面,觉得它也可耐起来了" }, { "source": "P3在哪!!", "target": "哈尔滨,一米鸡肉,来呀来呀" }, { "source": "哈尔滨,一米鸡肉,来呀来呀", "target": "拜拜" }, { "source": "梦友友下午好!我又来迟了!看照片,韩国之行相当顺利和愉快啊!", "target": "哈哈哈……友友住得远,来得刚好,菇凉偷懒只简单晒晒,让亲们见笑了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈……友友住得远,来得刚好,菇凉偷懒只简单晒晒,让亲们见笑了", "target": "友友一定拍了不少好照片,多发些上来,让我们好好欣赏欣赏" }, { "source": "友友一定拍了不少好照片,多发些上来,让我们好好欣赏欣赏", "target": "网友们各地游很多,网上晒得比比皆是,菇凉就不赶这个热闹了" }, { "source": "网友们各地游很多,网上晒得比比皆是,菇凉就不赶这个热闹了", "target": "友友,关注点不同,所以拍的肯定也不同!" }, { "source": "毕业季就是要嗨到底", "target": "改天再一起打" }, { "source": "改天再一起打", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "有没有什么想问我的让我过把男朋友的瘾", "target": "无聊" }, { "source": "放开那个美食让我来", "target": "。这家简直推荐啊!简直!" }, { "source": "吃饱吃好才有力气卸货啊~~~", "target": "赶紧的赶紧的" }, { "source": "你这是返祖了吗?都开始用粉红色马克笔了", "target": "后悔没从国内多带几支粉红色的(划掉)荧光笔来了" }, { "source": "生快呀,不过貌似说晚啦", "target": "不晚谢谢亲爱的" }, { "source": "不晚谢谢亲爱的", "target": "天,还没睡,皮肤还那么好,气人" }, { "source": "走啊共奔建筑致富之路", "target": "哈哈,走起" }, { "source": "哈哈,走起", "target": "谭公子的明信片到底记到哪去了啊!?还没有到" }, { "source": "你成功了", "target": "骄傲" }, { "source": "有人找你耍朋友了嗦", "target": "你是你是" }, { "source": "你是你是", "target": "我很多年没得了啊" }, { "source": "我很多年没得了啊", "target": "我问你时哪个。。" }, { "source": "翻墙啊", "target": "大大开会,期间不让翻墙" }, { "source": "大大开会,期间不让翻墙", "target": "我去。这也可以。" }, { "source": "你这个比方打得有点离奇,但看下来也不是不能认可。我很想问题外话,你老说你没谈过恋爱,怎么会知道这么多一道道的,还这么,深刻。", "target": "比方偏是不想说太实,理解随缘。至于想得多,我作为感情里永恒的弱势群体,不去思索感受,怎么才能努力做到更好呢。" }, { "source": "支持顺丰,我还不相信顺丰会傻到干主动切断数据信息这种杀敌五百自损一千的蠢事……", "target": "你果然不懂顺丰" }, { "source": "长痛不如短痛,早点拔了", "target": "过完年就去拔了!" }, { "source": "那个猴子头怎么弄出来~", "target": "系统自带" }, { "source": "买个小风扇啊", "target": "风扇有的,但是还是热!" }, { "source": "你老是说皮皮虾我们走,可是皮皮虾很累了。皮皮虾不想走,它想念自己的家人,而不是被你骑着走,你关心过这些吗?没有,你只关心你自己", "target": "我还有象拔蚌" }, { "source": "我还有象拔蚌", "target": "大龙我说了吗" }, { "source": "何小萍身上的味儿是狐臭吗?", "target": "应该不是只是汗味大点" }, { "source": "应该不是只是汗味大点", "target": "你咋知道?" }, { "source": "什么时候给我们露一手", "target": "来啊来啊" }, { "source": "又买了衬衫!!", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "可美", "target": "嗯美丽就在身边" }, { "source": "头发长得快就是任性", "target": "下次长发及腰就是十年以后的事了" }, { "source": "生命的导师么?", "target": "哈哈,嗯哼!!" }, { "source": "善良。", "target": "谢谢你,说出我想写的所有歌词最终想表达的主题。" }, { "source": "谢谢你,说出我想写的所有歌词最终想表达的主题。", "target": "应该的。我的荣幸。" }, { "source": "为什么明星在家都很爱戴帽子", "target": "他们可能只想隐藏起好几天没洗的头" }, { "source": "他们可能只想隐藏起好几天没洗的头", "target": "就服你" }, { "source": "帅哥靓女", "target": "介绍给你!" }, { "source": "介绍给你!", "target": "认识你就够了" }, { "source": "长腿菲", "target": "你终于出现了" }, { "source": "浪起来", "target": "唱歌中2333" }, { "source": "唱歌中2333", "target": "哼我晚上要去吃火锅" }, { "source": "哪儿可以上树?", "target": "梨园呀!" }, { "source": "梨园呀!", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "公公总是给宝宝吃东西几个月大的宝宝哪能消化的好说在不听都不敢把宝宝单独交给他每次抱着宝宝我都要注意着怕他冷不丁又喂宝宝东西吃烦说他还生气", "target": "他也是爱宝宝啊!总是想给他关怀。不知道怎么去哄他,所以就只能拿吃的了。实在不行你就找点宝宝现在可以吃的给他拿着,这样他也开心,你也好做" }, { "source": "他也是爱宝宝啊!总是想给他关怀。不知道怎么去哄他,所以就只能拿吃的了。实在不行你就找点宝宝现在可以吃的给他拿着,这样他也开心,你也好做", "target": "当局者迷好办法就是有时他自己吃啥也要塞到宝宝嘴巴里我试试你的方法" }, { "source": "当局者迷好办法就是有时他自己吃啥也要塞到宝宝嘴巴里我试试你的方法", "target": "辛苦啦,看着两个孩纸!" }, { "source": "就是欣赏你这种性格,突然间就自己想明白了,不像我", "target": "这是好事还是坏事?" }, { "source": "这娃娃牙齿好整齐", "target": "哪有,跟我一样两颗大门牙" }, { "source": "哪有,跟我一样两颗大门牙", "target": "看着不大阿,狠整齐,我家一诺是2个八字牙" }, { "source": "智齿不拔没事吧", "target": "得看有没有影响到其他的牙齿" }, { "source": "得看有没有影响到其他的牙齿", "target": "我已经拔了两颗,不想在拔了,目前没影响" }, { "source": "这种水,进价小六没问题啊,大部分民众对翡翠真的没概念", "target": "但是他们充满自信啊~" }, { "source": "但是他们充满自信啊~", "target": "愚昧且自信,哈哈哈,说几百几千,谁给的勇气" }, { "source": "自己幸福的感受最重要,心态不平衡的人可以,中伤别人就有点低劣了。。", "target": "就是就是~一度有点生气~但现在好了。" }, { "source": "熟人", "target": "抱住。" }, { "source": "抱住。", "target": "抱紧" }, { "source": "现在大家看rm已经不怎么在乎笑点了,要是是娱乐,全综艺感挺好的,和成员们组合也很多。", "target": "嗯,但一个节目的收视率就是灵魂,没有收视率就没有这个节目,还怎么看?" }, { "source": "啥时候换的魅族,,,,,,", "target": "一直是啊,你忘了。之前的魅族丢了,又买了一个" }, { "source": "是你先质疑他们有没有钱的啊,那我当然要带你确认一下,没错,就是有钱,我何时说过一句他买票了?你找给我看看", "target": "难怪这么多人说有钱真好,有钱就可以把有实力的顶下去。" }, { "source": "难怪这么多人说有钱真好,有钱就可以把有实力的顶下去。", "target": "意思你觉得你家爱豆没出道就归怒与林彦俊?那就九个人呢,你咋不换个别的骂骂,绝的了" }, { "source": "意思你觉得你家爱豆没出道就归怒与林彦俊?那就九个人呢,你咋不换个别的骂骂,绝的了", "target": "就骂他,因为他不配。别人都实至名归。就他没实力。怎么了?" }, { "source": "明年大学见好吗", "target": "别再见了我不想见你" }, { "source": "看一部剧多一个老公~", "target": "没办法,就是这么不专一,给我一个疼爱我的帅老公,我立马跑" }, { "source": "没办法,就是这么不专一,给我一个疼爱我的帅老公,我立马跑", "target": "你现在的老公多么疼爱你!" }, { "source": "钱找不到怎么花了?", "target": "找到了" }, { "source": "照片还能查询?怎么查", "target": "没,朋友刚去交警队上班,还在实习,没事儿无聊帮我们查违章,正好就查到我的了" }, { "source": "你也双十一了…你们那这次雪真的很大吗…竟然连快递的脚步都挡住了…ps.哥哥现在不叫兔子了…", "target": "好吧,我的这边没有更新,哈哈" }, { "source": "好吧,我的这边没有更新,哈哈", "target": "哈哈…要记得追随世界的脚步哦…" }, { "source": "哈哈…要记得追随世界的脚步哦…", "target": "没事,我可以越慢越美丽" }, { "source": "没事,我可以越慢越美丽", "target": "慢生活是很多人追随的目标,早就有人提倡要慢生活了,可是好像永远都不会再有了…" }, { "source": "慢生活是很多人追随的目标,早就有人提倡要慢生活了,可是好像永远都不会再有了…", "target": "有啊,,我用我慢吞吞的步伐边走边逛" }, { "source": "有啊,,我用我慢吞吞的步伐边走边逛", "target": "咱俩一样…同志…终于找到你了…天王盖地虎…接下一句…" }, { "source": "咱俩一样…同志…终于找到你了…天王盖地虎…接下一句…", "target": "哪咤打妖精,,哈哈" }, { "source": "哪咤打妖精,,哈哈", "target": "为啥是这句啊…你真的不会经典的那句吗…" }, { "source": "为啥是这句啊…你真的不会经典的那句吗…", "target": "宝塔镇河妖??我的脑袋是'联想'的,,没办法,哈哈" }, { "source": "宝塔镇河妖??我的脑袋是'联想'的,,没办法,哈哈", "target": "那我脑袋就是固话了呗…哈哈…" }, { "source": "那我脑袋就是固话了呗…哈哈…", "target": "嗯嗯,固话,。而且还是座机!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我恨你", "target": "你心里应该明白的" }, { "source": "和你有缘", "target": "还不加到竹友里面来,就没缘了" }, { "source": "还不加到竹友里面来,就没缘了", "target": "怎么加不会呀" }, { "source": "奥哟幸福的来", "target": "是啊,你啥时候结婚" }, { "source": "你马上成感情大师了这位亲", "target": "不不不,我不相信你对他是爱情,爱情不是这样的" }, { "source": "期待陈立农", "target": "一定要上去" }, { "source": "你还是太爱修图了呀〜一直在修图的路上〜", "target": "修图无止境~哈哈哈哈...." }, { "source": "修图无止境~哈哈哈哈....", "target": "专业!" }, { "source": "那两分钟我今天撸了一天,我以为就我这样,原来有同道中人", "target": "我们缺粮缺太久了" }, { "source": "我们缺粮缺太久了", "target": "距离上次在电视台看晨妞的剧都五年前了,浙卫的兰陵王,这次要特地在网上搜湖南卫视直播,不用爱奇艺看" }, { "source": "回家啦", "target": "回哪儿啊" }, { "source": "我睡得早", "target": "恩,奇迹。" }, { "source": "你最帅", "target": "真的么" }, { "source": "真的么", "target": "我骗过你吗" }, { "source": "哎呀,你一天真是HIGH", "target": "你是不是八零后哟,都没听过这歌" }, { "source": "喝酒?", "target": "你猜猜" }, { "source": "你猜猜", "target": "很明显啦" }, { "source": "很明显啦", "target": "会吗?" }, { "source": "天天六点半起来做一家人的早饭,然后我不吃。接着睡!", "target": "你为什么不吃了再睡" }, { "source": "佳丽好看", "target": "走喝酒," }, { "source": "走喝酒,", "target": "走吧你请" }, { "source": "多喝水记得吃药", "target": "嗯,睡醒觉得好多了" }, { "source": "大家都负能量爆棚了", "target": "跟我有屁的关系" }, { "source": "哇哦!!!!恭喜馨仔哪户人家", "target": "今儿遇到的啊" }, { "source": "出去走走,真心好吧?", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "月光下的二人浪漫?", "target": "一个人吹吹风,好安静好舒服,一片清明···" }, { "source": "一个人吹吹风,好安静好舒服,一片清明···", "target": "原来如此" }, { "source": "最后一天祝自己生日快乐", "target": "好巧,我也是今天生日" }, { "source": "好巧,我也是今天生日", "target": "生日快乐" }, { "source": "有问题就跟你请教请教", "target": "你最好找个高手。。。" }, { "source": "你最好找个高手。。。", "target": "有你就够了" }, { "source": "有你就够了", "target": "我真的很菜鸟。。。考完就忘了" }, { "source": "我真的很菜鸟。。。考完就忘了", "target": "怎么这样" }, { "source": "拆电脑,洗车垫,又过一天", "target": "不想上班" }, { "source": "学长现在去哪上班啦", "target": "昆山" }, { "source": "昆山", "target": "昆山很有钱啊!" }, { "source": "我怎么记得某些人还爬过墙的", "target": "啊?我只是墙头众多,没有过墙啊" }, { "source": "啊?我只是墙头众多,没有过墙啊", "target": "哈哈哈好吧好吧" }, { "source": "报警了虐狗", "target": "他的意思是我就是垃圾" }, { "source": "你是几届的呀", "target": "什么" }, { "source": "早安!蒸笼里一块块是豆腐吗?", "target": "是啊,人不是说了嘛" }, { "source": "是啊,人不是说了嘛", "target": "不好意思!刚看快了" }, { "source": "不好意思!刚看快了", "target": "看了你的围脖,好多吃的呀,馋" }, { "source": "看了你的围脖,好多吃的呀,馋", "target": "哈哈,我的爱好就是吃所以看到高手们做好吃就学着做点来吃" }, { "source": "人家也喜欢棒球帽", "target": "戴!" }, { "source": "有时候,麻烦只是更好地帮助他人", "target": "悖论" }, { "source": "我牙套会下掉的", "target": "我的眉毛你也放心" }, { "source": "对象都没有结婚不存在的", "target": "对呀找对象都费劲结婚以后再说吧毕竟没有什么理由说一定要结婚" }, { "source": "我都来了这么久了", "target": "你只是来了而已" }, { "source": "你只是来了而已", "target": "往哪走你又不告诉我" }, { "source": "你好,我也在长春,想问一下闭幕式的地点", "target": "我具体不太清楚,这个是活动中的票,统一集合" }, { "source": "小杜杜的手么", "target": "那么有特征的爪爪谁能比呢" }, { "source": "好成都的表情,", "target": "这样吗?" }, { "source": "这样吗?", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "明天白天不下雨", "target": "下午也不下么" }, { "source": "大鹏哥", "target": "干什么呀小黑妮儿" }, { "source": "干什么呀小黑妮儿", "target": "回你们重庆去吧" }, { "source": "你是哪个系", "target": "妹子最多的那个" }, { "source": "恭喜啊。。。前30名祝贺的有没有什么纪念品领哇。。。", "target": "赠送原味香吻一枚,请上门索取。" }, { "source": "吃好,睡好,玩好!", "target": "好成一只" }, { "source": "你要吃什么?", "target": "曲奇" }, { "source": "喜欢陈奕迅么?", "target": "挺喜欢的,怎么了?" }, { "source": "挺喜欢的,怎么了?", "target": "22号陈奕迅济南演唱会,有机会来看嘛?" }, { "source": "22号陈奕迅济南演唱会,有机会来看嘛?", "target": "现在还有票?" }, { "source": "现在还有票?", "target": "一起去吧" }, { "source": "一起去吧", "target": "等我到了学校看看课表再说吧,我这学期课特别紧,从早上七点多到晚上九点二十都有课" }, { "source": "等我到了学校看看课表再说吧,我这学期课特别紧,从早上七点多到晚上九点二十都有课", "target": "没事'那天是周六'而且晚上八点才开始'哈哈哈'等你的好消息哟" }, { "source": "我用爆痘", "target": "那没有办法了" }, { "source": "下水饺", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "捞钱的时候就是大明星,被骂的时候就是普通人", "target": "是不是明星被骂的话是不能像普通人那样反驳一下表达不满的,而只能忍气吞声?我只是路人,很疑惑" }, { "source": "要徒弟吗?会叫666的那种", "target": "我也会叫" }, { "source": "我可不是什么普通人,我是有一定身份的人。", "target": "一腚身份证的人" }, { "source": "一腚身份证的人", "target": "我不光有身份,还有身份证!" }, { "source": "恭喜进入一队,你是你们队里第一个进一队的吧。吴兴涵呢?", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "你为学员选的歌和表演是最漂亮最完美的,顶你!!", "target": "拉倒吧,别瞎捧啦。那老师不公平,结果就是今年仍然拿不到冠军,亏那么多好声音投奔她,真是瞎了眼了" }, { "source": "拉倒吧,别瞎捧啦。那老师不公平,结果就是今年仍然拿不到冠军,亏那么多好声音投奔她,真是瞎了眼了", "target": "就不看她选人,她给每个学员挑的歌太好听了,挺完美,挑人不完美" }, { "source": "有蛀牙", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "您去哪啊", "target": "云南回来一起去玩不需要攻略了" }, { "source": "云南回来一起去玩不需要攻略了", "target": "你一北方人上什么玉龙雪山啊山顶挺没劲的山底下的湖特别好看" }, { "source": "看出来没遮脸利器主要还是头发!", "target": "是的!!!我现在要感谢我的刘海!" }, { "source": "是的!!!我现在要感谢我的刘海!", "target": "你的刘海除了刚剪的时候像狗啃的其馀的时候还是完美哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你的刘海除了刚剪的时候像狗啃的其馀的时候还是完美哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈妈妈也那段时间真是走哪儿被打击到哪儿掬一把辛酸泪" }, { "source": "真的阿姨您躲躲吧搞不好您真的被撕", "target": "不会的,会撕的,一般脑瓜都不清楚。我实在看不到脑瓜不清楚的" }, { "source": "不会的,会撕的,一般脑瓜都不清楚。我实在看不到脑瓜不清楚的", "target": "呵呵呦" }, { "source": "你怎么没晚上去洪崖洞?夜景很漂亮的", "target": "晚上坐那个两江游的船看过了白天又去了一趟" }, { "source": "他都站你面前了需要你顶胯吗", "target": "嗷呜~~~嗷呜~~~" }, { "source": "发糖了", "target": "城市套路太深" }, { "source": "城市套路太深", "target": "去年,今日。" }, { "source": "好友早上好", "target": "早安吉祥!" }, { "source": "蓄胡子是认真的吗", "target": "是的蓄起来了嘻嘻" }, { "source": "你们去找帅哥。", "target": "哪里有帅哥啊。。。。。。。我们都泪奔了" }, { "source": "愿每天都瘦", "target": "好好看书" }, { "source": "多谢各位热心支招,这次封闭式开发是我们做一个小尝试。看看在一定时间内,增加投入和激励的情况下,开发效率的变化情况。过程中会考虑直播,事后会总结,供同行以后参考。", "target": "建议选择安静的别墅小区,最好小区里面设施齐全些,健身吃饭,吃饭也可以请阿姨来做,网速重要" }, { "source": "你很嚣张诶咋了欺负我们单身狗呢", "target": "咋咋咋单身狗是什么鬼" }, { "source": "咋咋咋单身狗是什么鬼", "target": "我发现了我的朋友都有一个共同点就是不敢欺负别人只敢欺负我" }, { "source": "鮀滨中学对面那家爱情麻辣不是也不错", "target": "那家吃过臭酸的" }, { "source": "没有相见就无需道别。", "target": "出现过就应该道个别" }, { "source": "猪蹄,很好吃哦", "target": "哇~" }, { "source": "伞伞早安", "target": "晚好" }, { "source": "不知道为什么,我感觉有一丝丝羞耻跟丢脸", "target": "更羞耻的我还没截惹,截的都是我话痨的部分" }, { "source": "更羞耻的我还没截惹,截的都是我话痨的部分", "target": "通篇看下来,我都再说是的" }, { "source": "壁炉烧柴火更好玩儿", "target": "那是你们贵族的玩意,这个貌似2千瓦" }, { "source": "肥嘟嘟屁屁左卫门!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈蜡笔小新创作的猪" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈蜡笔小新创作的猪", "target": "没错!" }, { "source": "啥时候放假啊你~", "target": "年29号~" }, { "source": "年29号~", "target": "周末放假不" }, { "source": "周末放假不", "target": "一天假,你放假了?" }, { "source": "和男神出去吃饭,妆画好了,高跟鞋穿好了,坐下来一才发现,自己顶着卷发棒不说,衣服也没换别提造型多怪异了。", "target": "是不是男神约你吃饭激动的?" }, { "source": "记得跟我回青岛", "target": "干嘛去!" }, { "source": "啊,刚好最近想喝奶茶,点个赞", "target": "去试试看" }, { "source": "来看你啦", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "多互动" }, { "source": "你有病得治,不想活了我可以帮你。", "target": "求轻虐。" }, { "source": "求轻虐。", "target": "快开学了" }, { "source": "你们两个深夜失眠人的灵魂对话", "target": "真的可以说是灵魂对话了" }, { "source": "赶紧去辅导,然后找个地解决!这憋坏了可不好。", "target": "辅导???" }, { "source": "下周我们去常州野生动物园,去不?", "target": "夏天太臭了!我们下周看灰姑娘!" }, { "source": "饼饼不是我么", "target": "那封你为二饼好啦" }, { "source": "那封你为二饼好啦", "target": "我不同意!" }, { "source": "魅族手机,目前mx5,确实优化很好!一点也不卡!", "target": "烫手啊" }, { "source": "烫手啊", "target": "不汤吧?" }, { "source": "紧致小白瓶", "target": "祝您好运哦" }, { "source": "小凯凯。不要吓我。", "target": "不是钟山区2小吗,是的啊。。。" }, { "source": "不是钟山区2小吗,是的啊。。。", "target": "哥哥,我是市实验二小。" }, { "source": "哥哥,我是市实验二小。", "target": "不知道有这区别" }, { "source": "不知道有这区别", "target": "不是一个学校好吧。一个是市级一个是区。" }, { "source": "肥在哪", "target": "反正不在胸上。哈哈" }, { "source": "反正不在胸上。哈哈", "target": "我瘦在胸" }, { "source": "我莺蕊还差14个头纱,图腾这也要12个我应该先做哪个?", "target": "莺蕊" }, { "source": "莺蕊", "target": "好哒~谢谢玉人" }, { "source": "你头像换了", "target": "嗯嗯。是不好看么~" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。是不好看么~", "target": "好看只是还没习惯" }, { "source": "我现在讨厌我的专业,泡菜思密达", "target": "韩语?" }, { "source": "师妹多高啊~", "target": "我很矮的~没有一项达到芭蕾要求~" }, { "source": "我很矮的~没有一项达到芭蕾要求~", "target": "跳芭蕾不像跳古典舞那样要求身高的,很多首席们都是一米六多这样" }, { "source": "跳芭蕾不像跳古典舞那样要求身高的,很多首席们都是一米六多这样", "target": "我没有一米六~" }, { "source": "我没有一米六~", "target": "看不出来啊" }, { "source": "等你这句话滑板不一定带飞机但是不带一定买", "target": "快递!" }, { "source": "快递!", "target": "看到时有没有钱吧干脆买一块也是不错的" }, { "source": "看到时有没有钱吧干脆买一块也是不错的", "target": "也可以土豪求照顾" }, { "source": "美丽", "target": "找个周末去逛街买衣服吧" }, { "source": "找个周末去逛街买衣服吧", "target": "约!" }, { "source": "你回家干嘛呀本来还要去武汉旅行?", "target": "玩呗!" }, { "source": "你是想去求什么啊?", "target": "求帅哥啊当然" }, { "source": "求帅哥啊当然", "target": "你还要求啊,已经有一位是你的枕边人了" }, { "source": "你还要求啊,已经有一位是你的枕边人了", "target": "谁不知道多多益善啊!" }, { "source": "谁不知道多多益善啊!", "target": "多了会伤身呢" }, { "source": "你觉得明年浙江实际可以卖多少?", "target": "如今的销量,建立在低端机为主和销售质量很差基础上的。若这两个改善,我推算全省合理销量最多500-600万。" }, { "source": "如今的销量,建立在低端机为主和销售质量很差基础上的。若这两个改善,我推算全省合理销量最多500-600万。", "target": "低端无意义,都是阿公阿婆用" }, { "source": "越炫耀的,最缺乏的", "target": "也许" }, { "source": "也许", "target": "确信" }, { "source": "和你分开以后,单身的日子过久了…竟然想不起来和你在一起时候的点点滴滴,你说我是忘了时间还是忘了你?", "target": "全忘了吧,重新开始" }, { "source": "亲,冷空气没杀到,这么快就倒了!", "target": "做噩梦头痛。刚刚我家楼下遇到保安,跟我说的第一句话,居然感慨的给了一句,哎,你太瘦了,不好看" }, { "source": "做噩梦头痛。刚刚我家楼下遇到保安,跟我说的第一句话,居然感慨的给了一句,哎,你太瘦了,不好看", "target": "那你就快调理好肠胃拉,看来广州适合养肥你,过来吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "那你就快调理好肠胃拉,看来广州适合养肥你,过来吧,哈哈", "target": "你养我?" }, { "source": "你养我?", "target": "哈哈,当然找个男的养你拉" }, { "source": "哈哈,当然找个男的养你拉", "target": "我爸" }, { "source": "我爸", "target": "哈哈,老豆不算的" }, { "source": "要不你来,这么好的事还是让给你好了", "target": "不用" }, { "source": "不用", "target": "小伙子,没事,你可以的,你要相信自己" }, { "source": "我觉得啊鸟长得有点像靓靓姐啊", "target": "别个揍这种表情就讲我像啦" }, { "source": "别个揍这种表情就讲我像啦", "target": "第二张好像!" }, { "source": "第二张好像!", "target": "一看就要懂得你讲嘴巴像" }, { "source": "说初中好看的真是不可思议我看着都想给她塞回地里", "target": "初中的你也是很可爱呢" }, { "source": "液晶刷新率跟相机拍摄帧数导致的,人眼看不出", "target": "麦道么么是CRT显示器吧?" }, { "source": "麦道么么是CRT显示器吧?", "target": "怎么可能是CRT,就是的话也改早换了" }, { "source": "你是要模仿我的脸,还是要模仿我的面!", "target": "…………不惜的模仿……我就是我~唯一的我~~" }, { "source": "…………不惜的模仿……我就是我~唯一的我~~", "target": "我就是我,是颜色不一样的烟火," }, { "source": "我就是我,是颜色不一样的烟火,", "target": "灯光闪烁~要做最坚强的泡沫~~【Ps:亲爱的~我进决赛了~~】" }, { "source": "灯光闪烁~要做最坚强的泡沫~~【Ps:亲爱的~我进决赛了~~】", "target": "快乐男生?" }, { "source": "好吧,我同学和你一辆车的,女的,同济,我们这车,超多二中的,光我们班就四个", "target": "我去如果我坐22号的车一定也会碰到很多熟人" }, { "source": "我去如果我坐22号的车一定也会碰到很多熟人", "target": "嗯啊,来来往往,抬头一看,全是认识的" }, { "source": "嗯啊,来来往往,抬头一看,全是认识的", "target": "那多好啊我上铺难受死了睡了十几个小时最后腰酸背痛" }, { "source": "完蛋我觉得刚才看见的时候还只有一个人在助攻照你这么说那边就要沸腾了啊这是何苦来的……", "target": "我就看见一下,不小心刷新就没了,不知道是不是被删了,希望被删了吧,太丢了人" }, { "source": "呼吸你变沧桑了", "target": "唉,岁月不饶人啊," }, { "source": "晚上有多少度???", "target": "夜间山顶接近20度" }, { "source": "我最纠结的是自己到底是P还是J??", "target": "要不要多做几个版本的试试看" }, { "source": "要不要多做几个版本的试试看", "target": "你有好推荐吗?" }, { "source": "你有好推荐吗?", "target": "找到比较好的再跟你说~~~呜呜呜" }, { "source": "我看不懂你在说啥", "target": "薄雾浓云愁永昼男神" }, { "source": "薄雾浓云愁永昼男神", "target": "知道了,这手癌程度,我服" }, { "source": "知道了,这手癌程度,我服", "target": "输入法的锅肯定是" }, { "source": "我们小哥哥这一脸正气太酷了吧", "target": "太帅啦" }, { "source": "对孩子那个温柔啊,羡慕佳佳", "target": "能听出来哪个是我的声音吗" }, { "source": "能听出来哪个是我的声音吗", "target": "可以啊。" }, { "source": "午安吖", "target": "没想到这么快就中午了,一天又去了一半咯" }, { "source": "没想到这么快就中午了,一天又去了一半咯", "target": "美好的没课的星期三" }, { "source": "美好的没课的星期三", "target": "是高兴到流泪吗" }, { "source": "是高兴到流泪吗", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "是的呀", "target": "好不容易没课怎么没出去走走约会什么的呢" }, { "source": "好不容易没课怎么没出去走走约会什么的呢", "target": "出去玩啦好热" }, { "source": "你咋还不睡", "target": "看今天攒下来的新闻………" }, { "source": "看今天攒下来的新闻………", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "晚安宝宝" }, { "source": "晚安宝宝", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "离婚证不是绿色吗?<----重点错", "target": "早就改成红色了,离婚是喜事。" }, { "source": "感觉善良都是陌生人给的,嘲笑打击都来自身边朋友…", "target": "是啊,越长大越发现没几个人真心,你好会为你鼓掌。反倒温暖总来于陌生人" }, { "source": "是啊,越长大越发现没几个人真心,你好会为你鼓掌。反倒温暖总来于陌生人", "target": "因为陌生人没有交集,没有相处过,就不会看不顺眼" }, { "source": "美到没朋友", "target": "好吧绝交" }, { "source": "好吧绝交", "target": "你怎么能这么轻松的说出这俩字" }, { "source": "你怎么能这么轻松的说出这俩字", "target": "不是土豪还是朋友吗" }, { "source": "不是土豪还是朋友吗", "target": "你竟然岔开话题" }, { "source": "手怎么肥了", "target": "哪里?可修长了呢" }, { "source": "每天少看20分钟的手机,多做些运动,还你健康好心情", "target": "还是你会保养" }, { "source": "大地票是什么", "target": "我也不晓得。。。" }, { "source": "咔总是不是明天开张啊?今天早上本来要打电话给你给忘记了", "target": "没事,有心就好,明天过来坐" }, { "source": "没事,有心就好,明天过来坐", "target": "是不是明天开张呢?" }, { "source": "你见君了么", "target": "听说明天你去相亲我该说点啥不" }, { "source": "阿秋疯了", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "没有没有", "target": "疯了疯了" }, { "source": "疯了疯了", "target": "没有没有没有" }, { "source": "没有没有没有", "target": "疯了疯了疯了" }, { "source": "疯了疯了疯了", "target": "没有没有没有没有" }, { "source": "没有没有没有没有", "target": "疯了疯了疯了疯了" }, { "source": "采访一下南方人听的不吃力吗?", "target": "还好,我普通话不好。" }, { "source": "英语二级过了吗?一级应该是过了至少能背下歌词还有麻烦你以后别唱英文歌了!把国语唱好就谢天谢地了", "target": "国语歌曲有,求佛也唱得…一言难尽啊,去听听吧" }, { "source": "「法力无边」", "target": "边尘不惊" }, { "source": "边尘不惊", "target": "「惊涛骇浪」" }, { "source": "「惊涛骇浪」", "target": "浪迹天涯" }, { "source": "浪迹天涯", "target": "「雅人深致」我也不是盖的~" }, { "source": "「雅人深致」我也不是盖的~", "target": "置若罔闻" }, { "source": "置若罔闻", "target": "「闻风而至」觉得自己好棒~" }, { "source": "「闻风而至」觉得自己好棒~", "target": "志同道合" }, { "source": "志同道合", "target": "「合浦还珠」感觉自己棒棒哒!" }, { "source": "「合浦还珠」感觉自己棒棒哒!", "target": "珠联璧合" }, { "source": "珠联璧合", "target": "「合胆同心」感觉自己棒棒哒!" }, { "source": "「合胆同心」感觉自己棒棒哒!", "target": "心心相印" }, { "source": "这个你自由发挥我们五丰的券是不是要去花掉哦", "target": "我泡好了,嘿嘿。月底前花花掉。" }, { "source": "我泡好了,嘿嘿。月底前花花掉。", "target": "没几天了·我27出差了·" }, { "source": "你是最棒的!加油!", "target": "你最棒" }, { "source": "吐了什么出来", "target": "饭还有酸水还吐到了手上" }, { "source": "饭还有酸水还吐到了手上", "target": "诶....不知道说什么好" }, { "source": "诶....不知道说什么好", "target": "好像算是十年第一吐" }, { "source": "好像算是十年第一吐", "target": "也还好了" }, { "source": "也还好了", "target": "对啊,我身体还好不弱" }, { "source": "黑白猪有勇有谋还知道用蹄子按从它拱猪的熟练手段来看这货长期处于抢食状态浑身上下都得到了充分的锻炼肉质一定比白的鲜美", "target": "饿了" }, { "source": "我的意思是你可以看了史记之后再看其他的书扩充这一时期的知识面不用下一本书就直奔下一个朝代", "target": "黄帝到汉武帝还有其他史书推荐吗?放心放心我慢慢消化不囫囵吞枣" }, { "source": "黄帝到汉武帝还有其他史书推荐吗?放心放心我慢慢消化不囫囵吞枣", "target": "东周列国志和战国策不是史书但是可以跟史记结合看任重道远啊加油" }, { "source": "东周列国志和战国策不是史书但是可以跟史记结合看任重道远啊加油", "target": "嗯啊收了" }, { "source": "还不睡?成仙???", "target": "早点睡吧,晚安" }, { "source": "买房啦", "target": "这是我画的大房纸" }, { "source": "我去你那边找你了", "target": "快点肚子饿啦啦,回头米线走走走" }, { "source": "快点肚子饿啦啦,回头米线走走走", "target": "不是去吃砂锅的吗" }, { "source": "网上的解答,哇,一大堆,还看不太懂这居然是中学物理题,表示无知的我压力山大伤不起", "target": "给你把刀,自己解决吧" }, { "source": "我不嫌弃你", "target": "我不嫌弃你哦" }, { "source": "我不嫌弃你哦", "target": "好的噢" }, { "source": "胖子是好人", "target": "瘦子!" }, { "source": "瘦子!", "target": "胖子!语文第二个是什么" }, { "source": "胖子!语文第二个是什么", "target": "直接写红对勾就是了不要在意那些细节" }, { "source": "直接写红对勾就是了不要在意那些细节", "target": "意思是不管第二个作业哇" }, { "source": "意思是不管第二个作业哇", "target": "怎么可能还是要写噻只是不管括号而已" }, { "source": "怎么可能还是要写噻只是不管括号而已", "target": "哦哦。谢了矮子" }, { "source": "全能女神?", "target": "夸得我不好意思承认了" }, { "source": "我发现你变得越来越好看了", "target": "诶嘿你这样我会害羞的" }, { "source": "大本营还有人看?94的表示不看了,以前追着看每期不断!", "target": "94的表示一直在看" }, { "source": "因为前任到现在都没睡着", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你穿的是百香果本人了吧百香果百香果是你么", "target": "我是百香果本人了" }, { "source": "杯具人儿~昨天等到3点多还进不去。。", "target": "现在进去了没?" }, { "source": "现在进去了没?", "target": "现在好像不能进了" }, { "source": "这个游戏现在在哪可以下载?10年玩的破解版,之后卸载了再也下载不了", "target": "希望支持正版" }, { "source": "一口顶十顿", "target": "这个真是两口就吃不动了" }, { "source": "2015司法考试不考了吗", "target": "已过" }, { "source": "宿舍有空调有暖气的我笑着看你", "target": "后天才考完" }, { "source": "后天才考完", "target": "在家都待了半个月的我笑着看你" }, { "source": "想想以后找不到工作,心都累了", "target": "你还早呢" }, { "source": "所有福都有得,有换的吗", "target": "想要富强" }, { "source": "朱正廷不是先回来了吗?", "target": "他昨天又回来了!" }, { "source": "去图书馆咯~", "target": "我发现我有错题。" }, { "source": "厉害的大神求带飞", "target": "一起玩啊" }, { "source": "我觉得我很可爱,小怂可爱,小胖可爱,福克斯也可爱", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "要关注我才可以哦", "target": "已经关注了" }, { "source": "小朋友,六一快乐!", "target": "大哥也六一快乐~" }, { "source": "大哥也六一快乐~", "target": "我已经过过儿童节的年龄了!" }, { "source": "大乔呢~", "target": "换了~" }, { "source": "大部分是觉得她锁门这个事说谎了,递刀不太可能", "target": "对,一个说谎的人的证言,法庭上是不会信的。" }, { "source": "对,一个说谎的人的证言,法庭上是不会信的。", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "有一次心情特别不好,他说我带你去个地方,于是二话不说带我来到了一个山上,一抬头满天的星星,永远都忘不了那一刻,多希望时间能永远停留在那一刻", "target": "像拍偶像剧昂" }, { "source": "像拍偶像剧昂", "target": "哈哈确实就是这么浪漫,一辈子都忘不了,可惜我们最后没在一起" }, { "source": "完全看不到鱼在哪。可能是因为我眼小", "target": "八爪鱼是鱿鱼!!!!" }, { "source": "八爪鱼是鱿鱼!!!!", "target": "真是闹不懂你们这些海边长大的人的海鲜吃法," }, { "source": "我回你!如同当年你赞我!", "target": "我庚不翻我的牌子" }, { "source": "我庚不翻我的牌子", "target": "我瑜也不赞我" }, { "source": "我瑜也不赞我", "target": "我看他给好多人回了泪目" }, { "source": "我家的姑娘就是好看", "target": "活着不好吗" }, { "source": "你要结婚了?", "target": "对啊小弟弟都老了呀" }, { "source": "对啊小弟弟都老了呀", "target": "天哪,不敢相信" }, { "source": "天哪,不敢相信", "target": "不敢相信个屁" }, { "source": "不敢相信个屁", "target": "这个屁确实不敢相信,仿佛天籁之音。" }, { "source": "骗了多少女孩去拔牙", "target": "不说整容的事就说拔牙作为拔过牙的我想说确实最变形,从小牙就不好右侧初中拔的三年没镶假牙然后至今脸右小左大虽然我左面大牙也拔了但是拔的晚还是不匀称,他们说我打瘦脸针我说我拔牙拔的他们都不信" }, { "source": "我喜欢你,是那种特别特别的喜欢", "target": "我知道" }, { "source": "到底啥时候让我见冒冒", "target": "下个星期" }, { "source": "下个星期", "target": "那好吧" }, { "source": "那好吧", "target": "我中午睡觉梦到你了" }, { "source": "我中午睡觉梦到你了", "target": "梦到我在干嘛" }, { "source": "梦到我在干嘛", "target": "梦到你在玩游戏" }, { "source": "梦到你在玩游戏", "target": "玩暖暖吗" }, { "source": "玩暖暖吗", "target": "是的,所以你现在还在玩吗" }, { "source": "是的,所以你现在还在玩吗", "target": "我现在在安安静静的看书" }, { "source": "现在陀螺还在转吗", "target": "啊救命啊范老板" }, { "source": "啊救命啊范老板", "target": "我现在是在梦里的范云祝,看到陀螺转我的设定是不断地鞭挞让他接着转" }, { "source": "没吃过海底捞感觉网上这些都是段子啊", "target": "是真的,服务超好" }, { "source": "来晚了也", "target": "嘿!" }, { "source": "嘿!", "target": "看了千玺的生日会重播" }, { "source": "看了千玺的生日会重播", "target": "开心不" }, { "source": "新学校新环境感觉如何", "target": "还可以就是有点小有点偏僻" }, { "source": "怪味饼是啥", "target": "就是一个饼里有肉馅,辣!" }, { "source": "经常吃,味道好,中午人随时都暴多。我一个人都是吃三碗牛肉", "target": "中午一桌接一桌" }, { "source": "我对你才是真爱?我前一晚才关注你,第二天你晓就翻你牌子了。", "target": "是因为那个吸血鬼的图?" }, { "source": "是因为那个吸血鬼的图?", "target": "嗯,好像是的,记不太清,就在那个时间段。我才是真爱,你看我没关注鹿叔,没关注其他的大神,就关注你了。" }, { "source": "嗯,好像是的,记不太清,就在那个时间段。我才是真爱,你看我没关注鹿叔,没关注其他的大神,就关注你了。", "target": "哇真的假的……何德何能……" }, { "source": "你怎么还没去学校", "target": "一号开学那么早去干嘛" }, { "source": "一楼送键盘吗?", "target": "啥也没抢到,送键盘吗" }, { "source": "我已经胖成猪", "target": "在家就是各种吃吃喝喝不节制" }, { "source": "在家就是各种吃吃喝喝不节制", "target": "不想开学见你们" }, { "source": "不想开学见你们", "target": "带着我们一起跑吧" }, { "source": "喔喔妳来法国多久了?", "target": "三年" }, { "source": "我哪一般都是蛋黄和肥肉混在一起做的粽子", "target": "是纯肥肉么?!" }, { "source": "是纯肥肉么?!", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "阿,纯肥肉不会腻么,加点瘦肉多好撒~~" }, { "source": "阿,纯肥肉不会腻么,加点瘦肉多好撒~~", "target": "肥肉就一小块。" }, { "source": "肥肉就一小块。", "target": "搜噶搜噶!" }, { "source": "搜噶搜噶!", "target": "表示不喜欢吃这边的粽子" }, { "source": "表示不喜欢吃这边的粽子", "target": "我昨天心很痛的只吃了一个小肉粽" }, { "source": "我昨天心很痛的只吃了一个小肉粽", "target": "好吃吗?" }, { "source": "好吃吗?", "target": "还。。行。。吧。。。实在是没有蛋黄肉粽了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,别这样,对了,我约了那个温柔老师明天上课,在等他回复我时间段.你明天有节目不?", "target": "晚上妈妈应该过来煮饭吃。早上下午去点痣不" }, { "source": "晚上妈妈应该过来煮饭吃。早上下午去点痣不", "target": "我下午三点的课,上到三点四十五,不知道会不会拖堂到四点.点痣那里也在柠溪,到时你过来?" }, { "source": "你们都加好了报上名了?", "target": "对呀,昨天晚上加的。" }, { "source": "对呀,昨天晚上加的。", "target": "我还木有加上~" }, { "source": "我还木有加上~", "target": "昨晚他们发朋友圈说截止了。。。" }, { "source": "昨晚他们发朋友圈说截止了。。。", "target": "谢谢你哦~最终还是没加上" }, { "source": "谢谢你哦~最终还是没加上", "target": "客气了,虽然我们加上了,但是名额还是没有最终确定,会加油哒~" }, { "source": "客气了,虽然我们加上了,但是名额还是没有最终确定,会加油哒~", "target": "嗯嗯玩的开心~" }, { "source": "睫毛膏在专柜买的", "target": "我就用的那个睫毛膏敲好用" }, { "source": "我看看今天会不会是零赞", "target": "不会了!" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,不告诉你", "target": "调皮" }, { "source": "为什么要捶地。。楼下人要找上来", "target": "因为你233333333" }, { "source": "因为你233333333", "target": "今天心情不好?" }, { "source": "今天心情不好?", "target": "还可以" }, { "source": "头,你好棒", "target": "龙套你把名字换回来了想念你的名字" }, { "source": "去玩一次多少钱", "target": "谢谢玩的开心吗" }, { "source": "脱饭的也谢谢曾经的陪伴,没脱饭的芦苇剩下的路还要一起走", "target": "只希望脱饭就脱饭不要回踩了" }, { "source": "只希望脱饭就脱饭不要回踩了", "target": "对对对,真的看到昔日并肩作战的芦苇站在对立面指责,真的心里很难受。" }, { "source": "盼阳不会被排斥哦", "target": "谢谢你呢~" }, { "source": "谢谢你呢~", "target": "加油嘎" }, { "source": "加油嘎", "target": "嗯嗯嗯。" }, { "source": "你等颖宝发吧照片是真的好看但我们要假装没看过哈哈哈哈", "target": "虽虽虽然我也看过" }, { "source": "你那边有没有个四川传媒学校?", "target": "有'就在我们学校隔壁" }, { "source": "给你颁个金句大师奖", "target": "我也感觉我的苦恼都是来自前半句" }, { "source": "内心强大", "target": "啊哈哈不强大了不看第二遍了" }, { "source": "不中我请,赞我", "target": "我试过,是真的" }, { "source": "我试过,是真的", "target": "那可不自己试自己的当然真了,换个号嘛最起码" }, { "source": "你们竟然约减肥。。。", "target": "健身啦" }, { "source": "你好梦想小镇的我来报到了", "target": "哈哈哈哈好久不见又初次见面。" }, { "source": "我是还没睡。。", "target": "还没睡?通宵?唱K?" }, { "source": "还没睡呀", "target": "没有,白天睡了一觉,现在不困了" }, { "source": "没有,白天睡了一觉,现在不困了", "target": "真幸福" }, { "source": "真幸福", "target": "我今天歇班啊" }, { "source": "我也特别爱面食,你有爱吗", "target": "是啊有爱啊" }, { "source": "不许骂脏话", "target": "生气啊!上班又迟到了!" }, { "source": "要不要请我们高三党的同学帮你回答呢?50元一次!包月500吧!这生意太好了!哈哈哈!", "target": "这是大学高数内容'高三党可以解?" }, { "source": "这是大学高数内容'高三党可以解?", "target": "你说的是以前的高数吧!现在都是高中必修啦!" }, { "source": "你哭什么?", "target": "我的驾照估计没希望了。。。" }, { "source": "我的驾照估计没希望了。。。", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "为什么?", "target": "我只有寒假的时间了。。过了就过期了" }, { "source": "我只有寒假的时间了。。过了就过期了", "target": "呵呵,那你够呛," }, { "source": "呵呵,那你够呛,", "target": "对啊。。。所以我才哭嘛" }, { "source": "对啊。。。所以我才哭嘛", "target": "那怎么办呢?" }, { "source": "前进前进!", "target": "你还没睡?!(好吧你没睡我其实没有那么惊讶,习惯了" }, { "source": "我还打不过猴儿", "target": "你都砖石了。" }, { "source": "你都砖石了。", "target": "我王者兰钻石" }, { "source": "呀我也想学水彩啊啊啊", "target": "真的挺好玩的你今年放假辣么早回去报个班" }, { "source": "真的挺好玩的你今年放假辣么早回去报个班", "target": "那你跟我一起" }, { "source": "来我这里,我陪你喝", "target": "我都想啊!" }, { "source": "我都想啊!", "target": "想就来阿," }, { "source": "累到爆!睡觉", "target": "你也才结束!" }, { "source": "今天雨好大,算是秋雨吗……", "target": "立秋好多天了。" }, { "source": "立秋好多天了。", "target": "我觉得秋分以后才算入秋,今天好闷……" }, { "source": "为什么总是喜欢的人不喜欢我喜欢我的我不喜欢", "target": "大千世界无奇不有" }, { "source": "去昆明玩可以联系你吗!", "target": "来啊,但是得看我在不在昆明,十号左右我要去楚雄那边" }, { "source": "来啊,但是得看我在不在昆明,十号左右我要去楚雄那边", "target": "好呗" }, { "source": "同一个位置拍照过", "target": "缘分呐" }, { "source": "这位少侠采访你一下乖巧宝宝为啥大部分是跪着的?", "target": "因为是乖巧(懂事,矜持)" }, { "source": "因为是乖巧(懂事,矜持)", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈对因为乖巧" }, { "source": "就算绕地球三圈没有喜欢的顶个肺用!给单身狗一条活路!", "target": "啧啧啧眼光太高了没办法我帮你去外星找吧" }, { "source": "啧啧啧眼光太高了没办法我帮你去外星找吧", "target": "其实我喜欢的是你" }, { "source": "这把狗粮我含泪吃掉祝百年好合", "target": "小编你还单身啊" }, { "source": "小编你还单身啊", "target": "交出正太照片,小编的心痛才会好一丢丢" }, { "source": "交出正太照片,小编的心痛才会好一丢丢", "target": "有图有真相" }, { "source": "有图有真相", "target": "哈哈眼睛可真大" }, { "source": "各种证要考…头都大了哥我们都要好好努力。你是最棒的", "target": "你加油啊!" }, { "source": "你加油啊!", "target": "嗯嗯嗯努力到见到你" }, { "source": "裙子也在追吗", "target": "每晚准时收看!!!" }, { "source": "小公举。加油!", "target": "你来" }, { "source": "能不能告诉我眼影你们怎么卸!我错了吗", "target": "真喜欢你的脸型!!" }, { "source": "你觉得喂什么才叫对它好", "target": "我不养牛的" }, { "source": "我不养牛的", "target": "好啊你,就是说我是养牛娃了" }, { "source": "好啊你,就是说我是养牛娃了", "target": "现在才明,嗯!不迟不迟" }, { "source": "安全第一", "target": "还好没事" }, { "source": "早呀外国语学院的同学", "target": "早啊" }, { "source": "就是喜欢我们的33,总是说大实话", "target": "嘉敏晚安" }, { "source": "嘉敏晚安", "target": "晚安呀33" }, { "source": "哇你在中华城?我刚路过挨", "target": "你在哪里?等我" }, { "source": "你在哪里?等我", "target": "我走了" }, { "source": "求米饭材料!看起来都好好吃", "target": "大米和藜麦" }, { "source": "我好羡慕…能穿大衣的女孩我穿个普通衣服都很容易垮肩", "target": "我不开心了是想友尽吗" }, { "source": "捂住脸的最好看!", "target": "意思是我脸不好看捂住好看是嘛!!!!!" }, { "source": "其实我还染了颜色,猜对有奖!", "target": "棕色" }, { "source": "蠢梨你在干嘛这图实在是太渣了我的天,不要顶上来", "target": "这个时间" }, { "source": "这个时间", "target": "失眠了睡不着" }, { "source": "失眠了睡不着", "target": "我也睡不着啊于是翻大家的九周年" }, { "source": "石家庄有啥特产", "target": "只是坐飞机到这里路过" }, { "source": "只是坐飞机到这里路过", "target": "再见" }, { "source": "干嘛偷我的鞋", "target": "你的鞋不够大" }, { "source": "买衣服,然后这两天都在外面玩", "target": "我可能又会往三清山跑。。。。" }, { "source": "我可能又会往三清山跑。。。。", "target": "来武汉吧" }, { "source": "来武汉吧", "target": "你带我耍啊," }, { "source": "澳门风大的不", "target": "我还没出去感受,中午有点劲" }, { "source": "我还没出去感受,中午有点劲", "target": "出门加衣的,冷的很," }, { "source": "像座山,像个字儿,蛮哏儿的,艺术气息真浓!", "target": "没懂。。。求解释" }, { "source": "羡慕啊,还能住在学校,我早就被赶出来了!!", "target": "我明天的车走了" }, { "source": "又染头发了吧", "target": "哈哈嗯嗯" }, { "source": "哈哈嗯嗯", "target": "都知道染了黑色还得褪了再染" }, { "source": "都知道染了黑色还得褪了再染", "target": "哎呀一时糊涂了" }, { "source": "人老心可以不老撒", "target": "也是" }, { "source": "希望可以彻底告别过去的那段感情,迎接新的人生", "target": "我上午说的分手两个人都太累了我要快乐的活" }, { "source": "既然放假那么早,那么有空陪姐散步噻", "target": "好呀!明天怎么样!" }, { "source": "好呀!明天怎么样!", "target": "嗯,好的,来了联系我" }, { "source": "嗯,好的,来了联系我", "target": "好的!中下午的样子吧" }, { "source": "好的!中下午的样子吧", "target": "嗯,话说你今天干嘛" }, { "source": "嗯,话说你今天干嘛", "target": "下午要出门。嘿嘿回来没拿衣服,是寄回来的所以还没到,所以就没衣服穿了。。。。买衣服去" }, { "source": "你什么时候放假啊", "target": "下个月的20号啊" }, { "source": "下个月的20号啊", "target": "那也快了啊" }, { "source": "那也快了啊", "target": "很久了啊,我等不及了" }, { "source": "很久了啊,我等不及了", "target": "哎多眨几次眼就过了啊" }, { "source": "现在还有笔友吗?", "target": "没有笔友啊偶尔寄一寄明信片~" }, { "source": "你不会盘腿坐,边开边抠脚么,反正大家开会那么认真,没人注意", "target": "原来是你。我抠脚也只有你看" }, { "source": "看得我小心脏受不了整个食堂都沸腾了!", "target": "怀念啊羡慕啊一起看球" }, { "source": "怀念啊羡慕啊一起看球", "target": "记不记得那年也是总决赛!然后为了看球把数学老师气跑了" }, { "source": "记不记得那年也是总决赛!然后为了看球把数学老师气跑了", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "不就这几天太阳好么马上大常州要下一个星期雨了看你养的挺好你度夏怎么度的夏天真的好难养", "target": "然后再继续买是吗。那你土是自己拌还买现成的?颗粒占比多少" }, { "source": "然后再继续买是吗。那你土是自己拌还买现成的?颗粒占比多少", "target": "买的直接配好的全颗粒" }, { "source": "我为你翻山越岭却无心看风景", "target": "翻山越岭,人去楼空。" }, { "source": "亲爱的怎么了", "target": "黄知做尼!突发的。。我想找铝好。" }, { "source": "黄知做尼!突发的。。我想找铝好。", "target": "来嘛,我白天几乎都在家" }, { "source": "来嘛,我白天几乎都在家", "target": "我白天也很少出去的。" }, { "source": "老师好幸福", "target": "好久不见呀" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你最乖!队长必须带你吃好的,以资鼓励", "target": "耶!" }, { "source": "耶!", "target": "你娃是不是想睡慌了?" }, { "source": "你娃是不是想睡慌了?", "target": "现在完全没睡意了。。" }, { "source": "现在完全没睡意了。。", "target": "瞌睡过了,那你可以试哈夜猫儿的感觉咯,我开始困了呢" }, { "source": "瞌睡过了,那你可以试哈夜猫儿的感觉咯,我开始困了呢", "target": "哈哈,快睡快睡" }, { "source": "北鼻早点睡", "target": "这就睡" }, { "source": "我的焦点在戒指上", "target": "快夸下大红色…是不是美翻了…" }, { "source": "生日快乐呀!博文妹!!祝你越来越美腻~", "target": "本来就够美了!" }, { "source": "童言无忌,童言无忌", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "呆萌的树~太可爱", "target": "是吧哈哈!" }, { "source": "还在义乌呢……不回家过年啊……", "target": "还早" }, { "source": "还早", "target": "准备几号回家" }, { "source": "准备几号回家", "target": "下个月十一号" }, { "source": "下个月十一号", "target": "明年去哪里……" }, { "source": "明年去哪里……", "target": "没定" }, { "source": "这个人叫什么名字,为什么每天心态都不好,他是不是心脏有毛病啊?", "target": "你们这样说有意思吗,不知道别在这乱说," }, { "source": "明天我开学", "target": "单身狗不知道后天就是七夕了活动有点晚" }, { "source": "我们没空调的然后电路都超级老", "target": "没有空调夏天怎么过的" }, { "source": "我爱毛多!", "target": "比我还爱" }, { "source": "来,抱抱……", "target": "呵呵,小样~~~剪短发吧???" }, { "source": "呵呵,小样~~~剪短发吧???", "target": "真有这冲动额" }, { "source": "瘦子现在都怕热", "target": "哈哈。没错" }, { "source": "周末过去了", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "拉杂怎么又要考", "target": "不是,微宣讲比赛。。。" }, { "source": "不是,微宣讲比赛。。。", "target": "那貌似可以睡一会......" }, { "source": "那貌似可以睡一会......", "target": "还有三个人就到我了。。。困死了" }, { "source": "早安,世界末日。", "target": "早晨" }, { "source": "我萱竟然胖了", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "让我们荡起双桨一起流浪", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈得是疯了" }, { "source": "哪天玖抢了第一就不得了了", "target": "可能。。应该。。。也许。。。你们。。。。看不见的" }, { "source": "可能。。应该。。。也许。。。你们。。。。看不见的", "target": "好歹自己的表白贴要抢" }, { "source": "好歹自己的表白贴要抢", "target": "要抢的要抢的" }, { "source": "要抢的要抢的", "target": "我准备好要抢了" }, { "source": "我准备好要抢了", "target": "你两加油" }, { "source": "你是半夜三更吃多了么?", "target": "就是吃多了,嗯哼~" }, { "source": "你跑哪里潇洒去啦?08地震的时候你没住过帐篷?", "target": "住啊,可是没跟你住,所以没有回忆了,哈哈。" }, { "source": "住啊,可是没跟你住,所以没有回忆了,哈哈。", "target": "哈哈,你跟当时那个陪伴你的人有回忆就行了。" }, { "source": "你不是警校的!?", "target": "我是警校的,怎么了安" }, { "source": "我是警校的,怎么了安", "target": "这个时候在成都?" }, { "source": "这个时候在成都?", "target": "呵呵已经在成都好几天啦" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "你发誓不是无意间看到的!" }, { "source": "你们生活好丰富", "target": "很丰富吗" }, { "source": "菜根儿甜", "target": "净说大实话!" }, { "source": "净说大实话!", "target": "你吃过菜根谭嘛?" }, { "source": "什么叫大家一起上?你出去约你希望人家一起上吗?没看家我第一句就说了我没觉得他们对??尊重程度不一样是社会客观事实,首先得自己尊重自己,自己都不尊重自己的更别期望别人尊重你,你自己出去约还不让人说,呵呵哒", "target": "你告诉我你所谓的尊重程度是什么意思?你的潜台词里就是觉得这个女网友反正能约出来肯定不干净了,所以无所谓咯,你自己说话不要前后矛盾好不好,你一边说着我没说这件事是对的,一边又说尊重程度不一样," }, { "source": "哈哈!发型好亮!", "target": "哈哈哈~泉哥哥再一次火了~!" }, { "source": "走上人生巅峰", "target": "可以吃藕才是人生巅峰" }, { "source": "我理解你。祝他生日快乐。", "target": "璐璐!你变好了!" }, { "source": "璐璐!你变好了!", "target": "啥子叫我变好了。" }, { "source": "白到发光了!!", "target": "滤镜超级棒!" }, { "source": "现在,放假三天只能自己宅在宿舍", "target": "是我我还怕一个人睡晚上都不敢睡觉一直刷剧帅句" }, { "source": "是我我还怕一个人睡晚上都不敢睡觉一直刷剧帅句", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "抱抱可爱的彼此" }, { "source": "离开是为了更好的再见面", "target": "好,那就更好地见面!" }, { "source": "我身边好像很多天秤,但不怎么觉得好", "target": "天秤公平嘛。性格都吾关星座事啦,我都吾信你系一只毒蝎子啦。" }, { "source": "天秤公平嘛。性格都吾关星座事啦,我都吾信你系一只毒蝎子啦。", "target": "我无话毒,系邪恶!" }, { "source": "我无话毒,系邪恶!", "target": "邪恶恶搞" }, { "source": "邪恶恶搞", "target": "所以,不要误会了" }, { "source": "我还是不懂专业选修怎么回事。。", "target": "人才培养方案有" }, { "source": "人才培养方案有", "target": "看不懂。。就是要我们自己选够五分么?" }, { "source": "看不懂。。就是要我们自己选够五分么?", "target": "不知道,到时候应该会说" }, { "source": "不知道,到时候应该会说", "target": "到时候?。。也就是不用在选课的时候选?" }, { "source": "到时候?。。也就是不用在选课的时候选?", "target": "这两天估计会有通知" }, { "source": "这两天估计会有通知", "target": "哦哦。" }, { "source": "幸运呀!", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "童年难忘", "target": "岁月蹉跎,回不到从前,但初心不忘,永葆童真!" }, { "source": "成功打114自救", "target": "一点都不好玩" }, { "source": "一点都不好玩", "target": "不然还能怎样" }, { "source": "不然还能怎样", "target": "溜门撬锁" }, { "source": "我是一根爱你的瑜刺", "target": "你在说你瘦吗" }, { "source": "你在说你瘦吗", "target": "那你就是一只爱我的仓鼠" }, { "source": "那你就是一只爱我的仓鼠", "target": "只要萌" }, { "source": "羡慕两只眼睛都有双眼皮的人", "target": "只有一只不是更独特" }, { "source": "你也夜跑吗", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "少约炮,多挣钱", "target": "哈哈哈,人家新哥是正经人,只约片不约炮" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,人家新哥是正经人,只约片不约炮", "target": "哈哈哈,服" }, { "source": "你被人欺负了?", "target": "不知道什么情况就记得杀了两个人" }, { "source": "不知道什么情况就记得杀了两个人", "target": "好可怕" }, { "source": "安逸,我喜欢英语课", "target": "安逸个屁啊上台演讲,还要翻译文章" }, { "source": "安逸个屁啊上台演讲,还要翻译文章", "target": "我安逸啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "我安逸啊,哈哈", "target": "哼哼" }, { "source": "哼哼", "target": "这个表情感觉好像便秘一样" }, { "source": "有基友就够了!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "开心死了", "target": "嘎嘎你们也取消了?" }, { "source": "嘎嘎你们也取消了?", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "tr150粉色多少钱", "target": "要卖吗?" }, { "source": "我说蓝心姐好帅有人同意吗", "target": "我确实很帅哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我确实很帅哈哈哈哈", "target": "帅的飞起来一个" }, { "source": "热像秋天不过要冷了", "target": "怎么穿?衬衫牛仔裤?" }, { "source": "怎么穿?衬衫牛仔裤?", "target": "衬衫的话白天还可以我看好多人都光腿穿裙子但我穿牛仔裤晚上加个外套好" }, { "source": "衬衫的话白天还可以我看好多人都光腿穿裙子但我穿牛仔裤晚上加个外套好", "target": "温差大哈" }, { "source": "温差大哈", "target": "是的呢天气预报说周四要降温了" }, { "source": "是的呢天气预报说周四要降温了", "target": "我正好周四来我的天," }, { "source": "准备在宜昌找工作?", "target": "对啊,找了两个月了" }, { "source": "对啊,找了两个月了", "target": "找到没有?那你明去面试什么" }, { "source": "苍山耳海,美丽大理。", "target": "欢迎你来大理游!" }, { "source": "北方真的是这样过年的?澡堂子爆满?", "target": "过年前我们家几乎都晚上九十点去澡堂子,避免人多" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "聊聊国足吧" }, { "source": "聊聊国足吧", "target": "来聊啊~啦啦啦啦啦啦~小伙伴" }, { "source": "p3真的是过分了……", "target": "没毛病," }, { "source": "跑步吗", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "嗯呐", "target": "超棒我也在跑你是要长期跑吗" }, { "source": "你加油上班。我打植物僵尸。", "target": "不可以打我的僵尸那是我玩的" }, { "source": "不可以打我的僵尸那是我玩的", "target": "我电单车的挂坠是个僵尸头,你喜欢送你。" }, { "source": "我电单车的挂坠是个僵尸头,你喜欢送你。", "target": "真的吗好看吗不好看不要的" }, { "source": "组织交给你一个艰巨又神圣的任务,把她养胖!!!", "target": "的确神圣,但也真的艰巨" }, { "source": "早啊,林妹妹", "target": "早上好~" }, { "source": "看了下明后天吹南风,那么沙尘暴就到不了了", "target": "南方都是比较和缓的,敌的过西北风?" }, { "source": "南方都是比较和缓的,敌的过西北风?", "target": "估计这股北风太弱,途中就被分解了,夏天来了。" }, { "source": "估计这股北风太弱,途中就被分解了,夏天来了。", "target": "也对,季节变化,北方的风强势也没用" }, { "source": "新年快乐,祝一切安好", "target": "新年快乐!" }, { "source": "你要去哪里", "target": "来看你啊" }, { "source": "来看你啊", "target": "我在水木年华等你" }, { "source": "祝贺你", "target": "啦啦啦~" }, { "source": "这么热还喊人家去东南亚", "target": "热带海岛哪个不热啊?不热的岛不好耍" }, { "source": "我还没有起床吃药!!", "target": "我还躺起的,昨晚略微亢奋,我就睡太迟了。你现在先去把面包吃了,过半小时再吃药。" }, { "source": "我还躺起的,昨晚略微亢奋,我就睡太迟了。你现在先去把面包吃了,过半小时再吃药。", "target": "过半小时好不好我就睡着了…" }, { "source": "过半小时好不好我就睡着了…", "target": "哎呀,听我的,没错的" }, { "source": "那每天是不是要很早起来啊?", "target": "现在还好吧~我介两天都是打的得" }, { "source": "要洒脱点,说白了还是读书少气量不够", "target": "可能吧" }, { "source": "可能吧", "target": "哇,你还不睡" }, { "source": "哇,你还不睡", "target": "嗯马上就睡啦" }, { "source": "我头发没那么好看", "target": "这句话屏蔽" }, { "source": "这句话屏蔽", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "愁胖你好瘦!", "target": "也平" }, { "source": "也平", "target": "鱼与熊掌不可兼得" }, { "source": "一个人过也不找你啦", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "狗可以吃芹菜么?求教", "target": "不好哦" }, { "source": "不好哦", "target": "为什么阿,不能吃芹菜,有危害么?还是吃了没营养" }, { "source": "这样吃特别香,因为你身上有一种无色无味的物质散步,他要闻着才有安全感", "target": "只要我在家,我在哪他都在我脚底下" }, { "source": "只要我在家,我在哪他都在我脚底下", "target": "可爱" }, { "source": "大伙子加油啊!下次见", "target": "小伙子加油啊!下次见。" }, { "source": "你怕啥!你是我们的小作文专家!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈除了写小作文一无是处!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈除了写小作文一无是处!!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈狗玥小作文秒杀全场了已经你还会其他的要不要我们活!" }, { "source": "求拼车", "target": "你也要去??你要是见到中百度本人,你要被吓死" }, { "source": "你也要去??你要是见到中百度本人,你要被吓死", "target": "要去啊门票480。中百度长啥样" }, { "source": "牙好白", "target": "坚持刷牙~" }, { "source": "过不了心很累", "target": "你考科几了" }, { "source": "你考科几了", "target": "科二很水的" }, { "source": "科二很水的", "target": "我也是科三约不进" }, { "source": "我会一直很爱你", "target": "我23就要去学校了~约一约见个面呀~你啊在上班啊" }, { "source": "我23就要去学校了~约一约见个面呀~你啊在上班啊", "target": "不是吧,23号就走,我在上班哇,你23号什么时候走啊" }, { "source": "不是吧,23号就走,我在上班哇,你23号什么时候走啊", "target": "中午就走了~你还是在谓糖上班吗" }, { "source": "天生丽质啊羨慕嫉妒恨,还以为你用了很好的护理,结果发现我错了", "target": "我就没啥值得安慰的。就是头发遗传了姥姥和我妈妈这一点。没了" }, { "source": "自从来了就没出过门", "target": "太费劲了还是宅吧" }, { "source": "太费劲了还是宅吧", "target": "是出门更费钱就要吃不起饭了" }, { "source": "HS是啥", "target": "淮上" }, { "source": "钟老师太阴了····搞那些球··今晚搞我跪了几次了···", "target": "谁让你们老是欺负人家~哈哈发威了" }, { "source": "谁让你们老是欺负人家~哈哈发威了", "target": "哈哈··知道错了··我该好好加强我技术了···" }, { "source": "你们口中的小陆老师已是我的女神", "target": "她敲厉害" }, { "source": "她敲厉害", "target": "不管什么她都会做" }, { "source": "异地恋的必要因素是什么?", "target": "信任吧" }, { "source": "你酒店住在哪里啊?", "target": "海淀区学院路的桔子精品酒店,朝阳区央视大裤衩隔壁的民宿" }, { "source": "海淀区学院路的桔子精品酒店,朝阳区央视大裤衩隔壁的民宿", "target": "两个地方吗?" }, { "source": "两个地方吗?", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "恩恩", "target": "酒店离景区近吗,行李一直在酒店吗" }, { "source": "酒店离景区近吗,行李一直在酒店吗", "target": "行李都在酒店,距离的景点那么多,也不近,北京一个区都蛮大的" }, { "source": "行李都在酒店,距离的景点那么多,也不近,北京一个区都蛮大的", "target": "地铁方便吗" }, { "source": "地铁方便吗", "target": "方便,这两个地方都是步行十分钟以内就到地铁站" }, { "source": "方便,这两个地方都是步行十分钟以内就到地铁站", "target": "好的谢谢拉" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "挤一挤" }, { "source": "哈哈,我也晕针,我也晕过", "target": "真不想碰到你们这样的来扎针" }, { "source": "是不是你们都喜欢好看的男孩子?", "target": "高富帅+人品好+只爱我" }, { "source": "是不是你们都喜欢好看的男孩子?", "target": "喜欢高的阳光的" }, { "source": "唉,春天来了的老公公", "target": "喝喝哦一面过了没有啊" }, { "source": "就这个打扮……进入时装界还得继续努力。", "target": "这身打扮没毛病,搞时装的就是要眼光独到,标新立异,不然老拣人家剩下的怎么做?" }, { "source": "这身打扮没毛病,搞时装的就是要眼光独到,标新立异,不然老拣人家剩下的怎么做?", "target": "她的意思估计是说女主衣服太土了,不够标新立异。我就是学设计的,觉得这种她打扮离服装设计的品味有点远" }, { "source": "她的意思估计是说女主衣服太土了,不够标新立异。我就是学设计的,觉得这种她打扮离服装设计的品味有点远", "target": "有一种复古风啊,流行这东西本来就是仁者见仁智者见智,教科书标准只能是给你个启发,关键见解还在个人," }, { "source": "江口特产啊", "target": "好多地方有了现在" }, { "source": "长长的小河像闪闪的阳光锦缎", "target": "哎呀,烂佩爱死你了,貌似对诶" }, { "source": "哎呀,烂佩爱死你了,貌似对诶", "target": "嘿嘿。。那是。。" }, { "source": "快醒醒", "target": "打你!" }, { "source": "你知道吗,你说傲娇的时候我总是会想到泡椒凤爪。。。", "target": "。。。。。你被丽君带坏了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,猫吃鱼了,小鱼快跑吧。", "target": "师父,师父,有猫,有猫,求保护" }, { "source": "哈哈哈晚上出来散步呀", "target": "跑步吗?" }, { "source": "跑步吗?", "target": "不跑诶就是随便走走" }, { "source": "明天就来临洮了", "target": "不是今天下午来呢吗?" }, { "source": "找天去看看满满", "target": "好呀!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "赶紧睡觉去", "target": "要你管,明天有约" }, { "source": "要你管,明天有约", "target": "好怕怕…(等我回寝室给你剁成肉泥)" }, { "source": "男友力!!圭哥好萌", "target": "对的对的对的!" }, { "source": "哎呦呵还没睡呐", "target": "没,我觉得明天晚上十二点之前我睡不着了" }, { "source": "没,我觉得明天晚上十二点之前我睡不着了", "target": "每……不是明……你夜猫子啊" }, { "source": "假毛!!!", "target": "今天都没有吃饺子。" }, { "source": "我要不要艾特你男神", "target": "不!要!" }, { "source": "您最近貌似很忙吧?", "target": "确实如此" }, { "source": "我想去送机唉", "target": "我不知道可以送机不,我买的20号早上的飞机回家" }, { "source": "我不知道可以送机不,我买的20号早上的飞机回家", "target": "浦东吗?" }, { "source": "你没有说什么时候开奖啊老铁", "target": "七月二十五号上午十点" }, { "source": "七月二十五号上午十点", "target": "呢为啥我没奖" }, { "source": "呢为啥我没奖", "target": "我也没" }, { "source": "汗!刚开始都不会…都不知道怎么的,刚开始就关注了三十一个人,害我一个个删得好辛苦…", "target": "我开始也是关注了很多,也一个个删。你怎么那么少上网?" }, { "source": "我开始也是关注了很多,也一个个删。你怎么那么少上网?", "target": "都高四了还天天上网,不被骂死才怪!读得我好痛苦,还没进步才夭兽呢!" }, { "source": "都高四了还天天上网,不被骂死才怪!读得我好痛苦,还没进步才夭兽呢!", "target": "不灰心啊!还有几个月,坚持!!!加油啊!" }, { "source": "不灰心啊!还有几个月,坚持!!!加油啊!", "target": "两个多月,到时候九层牛皮一起拎…" }, { "source": "夏姑娘好", "target": "你好" }, { "source": "人长的漂亮,穿啥都漂亮。这衣服也适合你", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "吃自己脑补了好久,一个饼戏会不会太多了。。。", "target": "我说那个饼啊。。。" }, { "source": "求锤得锤,特送【小意珍藏版雷神之锤】,防狼转运必备!", "target": "你自己做的吗?" }, { "source": "居然两个尊哥而且都那么丑", "target": "尊哥...K里的么...我表示我K看了3集完全不想看了。。" }, { "source": "我们校门口有卖,盒子一模一样每天小喇叭循环播放:能拔出丝的蛋糕,拔丝蛋糕", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈画面太强" }, { "source": "我还生活在没有字幕的年代。。。。。", "target": "就是你推荐的那个网站第二集已经有字幕了虐死觉得这集的编剧导演有拍大片的潜质" }, { "source": "来找我姐姐请你吃饭", "target": "赤果果的诱惑我嘛" }, { "source": "赤果果的诱惑我嘛", "target": "那当然我们五一七天假啊" }, { "source": "那当然我们五一七天假啊", "target": "还赤果果的拉仇恨" }, { "source": "不要松懈,明天还有一次,坚持到最后", "target": "明天什么时候投?" }, { "source": "明天什么时候投?", "target": "一样,明晚8点到8点半" }, { "source": "一样,明晚8点到8点半", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "谢谢大家为我们加油我们会全力以赴的", "target": "为你祈祷" }, { "source": "飘过", "target": "挖坟啊" }, { "source": "挖坟啊", "target": "照片拍的挺好的" }, { "source": "个毛线", "target": "师姐萌得蠢" }, { "source": "师姐萌得蠢", "target": "蠢就蠢了,我听得懂" }, { "source": "我是想睡就睡的,等室友回来给开门...", "target": "那你等到啥时候,怎么不让室友出去锁门" }, { "source": "那你等到啥时候,怎么不让室友出去锁门", "target": "人家出去通宵了...隔壁都睡着了关门了" }, { "source": "节食一顿没用的,还是吃吧", "target": "节食三天" }, { "source": "节食三天", "target": "那还能活吗" }, { "source": "那还能活吗", "target": "少吃点明天" }, { "source": "少吃点明天", "target": "用健康的杂粮代替主粮,改善一下食谱。别一下子用力过猛了" }, { "source": "吖!!!鸡腿!!!营养快线!!!老头别纠结喇…都送我就不用这么纠结了!哈哈哈哈哈哈…", "target": "营养快线正在喝,鸡腿待会的宵夜,哈哈.." }, { "source": "营养快线正在喝,鸡腿待会的宵夜,哈哈..", "target": "呜呜呜…它们都惨在你嘴里!真可怜!" }, { "source": "什么时候回到家啊", "target": "昨天晚上12点,你呢?最后怎么办" }, { "source": "昨天晚上12点,你呢?最后怎么办", "target": "不是吧这么早,我昨天上午才回到家" }, { "source": "不是吧这么早,我昨天上午才回到家", "target": "坐了12小时啊" }, { "source": "睡不着可以跟我说一句晚安吗", "target": "说了你也不会睡" }, { "source": "说了你也不会睡", "target": "瞎说什么大实话梦里有你晚安" }, { "source": "美白", "target": "如果白回来就没用那么“黑”我一定百倍努力搞美白。。。" }, { "source": "欢乐建立在别人痛苦之上", "target": "你痛苦么亲?我赶脚你应该是痛并快乐着~~" }, { "source": "加一句,终其一生碌碌无为", "target": "太惨了吧。" }, { "source": "我的快递也到了,不想去拿", "target": "你不是学车在哪呢" }, { "source": "今天真的好看", "target": "李痩迪:难道我前天昨天明天后天不好看?" }, { "source": "李痩迪:难道我前天昨天明天后天不好看?", "target": "你是真的皮,随主" }, { "source": "得到“美妞”的称呼!失去的是“帅哥”的称呼!", "target": "赞成" }, { "source": "你若安好便是晴天。", "target": "你也是喜欢健哥和坚哥吗我们有缘分啊" }, { "source": "你也是喜欢健哥和坚哥吗我们有缘分啊", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "想要资源", "target": "我看过了" }, { "source": "我每个星期都会搞卫生", "target": "勤快" }, { "source": "将军其实是为了小可爱好哇,但是臭男人你有话好好说嘛", "target": "是我想的那个程博衍吧" }, { "source": "是我想的那个程博衍吧", "target": "四啦" }, { "source": "娇娇最近你身体怎么样?", "target": "挺好的" }, { "source": "挺好的", "target": "保持好加油时常没事来聊天" }, { "source": "行の趣味", "target": "想你,小顾" }, { "source": "想你,小顾", "target": "我也想你还要聊到四点半吗" }, { "source": "然而你的正餐约等于我零食的量", "target": "不!我觉得我吃的真的超级多!" }, { "source": "不!我觉得我吃的真的超级多!", "target": "因为你没见过我吃的" }, { "source": "怎么不回话了", "target": ":哄我开心,或是抱抱2偶吧" }, { "source": ":哄我开心,或是抱抱2偶吧", "target": "夸我" }, { "source": "夸我", "target": "聪明" }, { "source": "事实证明我和村长的品味都比你好啊白云婆。", "target": "事毛!没听过吗?真理永远在少数人手里的!!!" }, { "source": "事毛!没听过吗?真理永远在少数人手里的!!!", "target": "刚好你是例外的那个。" }, { "source": "我这个假期去逛街都不愿意买衣服因为我估计自己胖了20斤", "target": "我现在是买大一号觉得有点肥,小一号又太紧,最后都买了小一号,觉得自己会瘦下来,结果并没有" }, { "source": "今年才过去1个月零5天", "target": "截止至这一个月这么算的" }, { "source": "注意看看日期,不要太假。", "target": "不信绕路" }, { "source": "注意保暖哦", "target": "好冷,人冷心更冷啊。。你都保暖啊" }, { "source": "衣服上的图案,略显卖萌……", "target": "我今天还想买一件很可爱的卫衣最后觉得很装嫩,没买" }, { "source": "我今天还想买一件很可爱的卫衣最后觉得很装嫩,没买", "target": "买呗买呗,女生就是要小可爱啊……再说了,我还买了件龙猫的毛衣呢……" }, { "source": "买呗买呗,女生就是要小可爱啊……再说了,我还买了件龙猫的毛衣呢……", "target": "龙猫可爱啊但是毛衣很休闲也没什么" }, { "source": "龙猫可爱啊但是毛衣很休闲也没什么", "target": "因为我在公司里面,本来就看起来年纪小,这一穿……更杯具了……" }, { "source": "你又回家啦", "target": "又这个字儿用得很准确我现在争取一个月至少回家一趟调休太多休不完" }, { "source": "又这个字儿用得很准确我现在争取一个月至少回家一趟调休太多休不完", "target": "考试你可以在北京考吧" }, { "source": "考试你可以在北京考吧", "target": "我的证还在河北北京考不了" }, { "source": "高富帅被养成矮矬穷了", "target": "你说为什么毛变的又长又PIA呢~是不是要定期修啊" }, { "source": "我的石榴呢", "target": "寄给你?还是帮你带几个?太重,没带多少" }, { "source": "寄给你?还是帮你带几个?太重,没带多少", "target": "带几个。" }, { "source": "好空调,格力造!", "target": "是吗?" }, { "source": "世界和平", "target": "愿望不错,准了" }, { "source": "愿望不错,准了", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "别闹了!工作根本就不爱咱!", "target": "你胡说!不爱咱怎么能假期都不让走呢" }, { "source": "单身快18年的我在7月13那天终于脱单了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我超喜欢他的", "target": "单身23年的阿姨为你发来贺电,恭喜恭喜" }, { "source": "单身23年的阿姨为你发来贺电,恭喜恭喜", "target": "哈哈也要等我的恭喜哦到时候也为你发来贺电" }, { "source": "娟姐的课你也不听?", "target": "……我又没这么说……" }, { "source": "……我又没这么说……", "target": "猥琐鸟" }, { "source": "猥琐鸟", "target": "……这关猥琐什么事" }, { "source": "今天不开店啊?", "target": "开呀,现在都开着呢" }, { "source": "你的头发是不是紫色的", "target": "彩色的!你想象一下" }, { "source": "大学太安逸了", "target": "并不" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "失业了还恭喜" }, { "source": "你怎么这么快就毕业了?", "target": "还没,9月收工,12月领毕业证" }, { "source": "喊别人做", "target": "没有别人了。。。。除了我都是老总" }, { "source": "没有别人了。。。。除了我都是老总", "target": "那你乖乖的洗吧" }, { "source": "那你乖乖的洗吧", "target": "嗯啦" }, { "source": "嗯啦", "target": "其实小动物还是很可爱的,你要有爱心,帮他们打扫屋子啊" }, { "source": "爱你珊珊师姐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "冻死了", "target": "冻冻减肥" }, { "source": "冻冻减肥", "target": "好了你可以退下了" }, { "source": "回来就再没过快手", "target": "好吧,谢谢你" }, { "source": "好吧,谢谢你", "target": "谢?" }, { "source": "谢?", "target": "谢谢你还能想起来我" }, { "source": "我也回家", "target": "多带点特产回来" }, { "source": "多带点特产回来", "target": "哈哈、好说" }, { "source": "哈哈、好说", "target": "哈哈那我就默默的等着你归来" }, { "source": "灌酒?为什么?", "target": "因为想喝了,想醉了" }, { "source": "因为想喝了,想醉了", "target": "你怎么了,遇到不顺心的事儿了?" }, { "source": "你怎么了,遇到不顺心的事儿了?", "target": "是有些" }, { "source": "是有些", "target": "抱抱,别给自己太大压力,不顺心的事总会过去的。" }, { "source": "抱抱,别给自己太大压力,不顺心的事总会过去的。", "target": "嗯嗯,会的,明天会更好" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,会的,明天会更好", "target": "嗯嗯,赶紧去休息吧。" }, { "source": "周未愉快,菲儿来了", "target": "周末愉快,下午好" }, { "source": "我只爱吐,不爱吃", "target": "99斤,不送" }, { "source": "周杰伦", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "开心点,妹纸", "target": "尽量尽量" }, { "source": "尽量尽量", "target": "要不就大吃一顿,心情应该会好" }, { "source": "要不就大吃一顿,心情应该会好", "target": "没钱吃了" }, { "source": "没钱吃了", "target": "不是吧..." }, { "source": "对房间很少定晚了就只能和水哥睡了哈哈哈", "target": "想得美" }, { "source": "阿根在哭泣", "target": "阿根作为我的欧巴会祝福我" }, { "source": "阿根作为我的欧巴会祝福我", "target": "可怕的女人" }, { "source": "20个小时真能忍一般我都是挑学弟学妹搭讪", "target": "...你就是控小盆与..." }, { "source": "厌世脸很高级的感觉", "target": "不笑真的好高冷哦哈哈" }, { "source": "不笑真的好高冷哦哈哈", "target": "但是也真的还是好好看哦" }, { "source": "有钱", "target": "不存在的" }, { "source": "请告诉我这是哪家我得去找店长聊聊", "target": "不知道,推荐的.." }, { "source": "看了,爱情就是喜欢给人这样的憧憬。我不仅贡献了票房,还贡献了泪水,虽然觉得矫情,但也不觉得会有两年之后的再次重逢。现在的人,等两个月都可能等不起。算了,这样的片子,少看为好。不要给自己太多浪漫的想象,会要人命的。", "target": "留点幻想,不是理想,才好。" }, { "source": "留点幻想,不是理想,才好。", "target": "理想可以有,幻想还是算了。" }, { "source": "转过在这里报道,有惊喜", "target": "报告,已转发" }, { "source": "吃东西", "target": "今年元旦还来找我吧或者我们一起去找珍珍" }, { "source": "今年元旦还来找我吧或者我们一起去找珍珍", "target": "他不一定回来,没事,我去找你,到时候给你买一堆吃的我们吃" }, { "source": "他不一定回来,没事,我去找你,到时候给你买一堆吃的我们吃", "target": "好哒~~我带你去健身房" }, { "source": "友谊的小船", "target": "十分稳固2点了我赶紧碎觉啦" }, { "source": "十分稳固2点了我赶紧碎觉啦", "target": "快去啦!晚安" }, { "source": "我以为你很年轻,你都大四了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈不知道我是应该高兴,还是难过???" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈不知道我是应该高兴,还是难过???", "target": "高兴吧" }, { "source": "会弹吉他?", "target": "略懂略懂" }, { "source": "略懂略懂", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "厉害", "target": "没有啦" }, { "source": "没有啦", "target": "圣诞快乐表谦虚" }, { "source": "小可爱你什么时候出来啊", "target": "快了快了,五月末就出来了,我们以后如果去北京就可以找太桑玩了" }, { "source": "快了快了,五月末就出来了,我们以后如果去北京就可以找太桑玩了", "target": "等你们宝宝是双子座哟" }, { "source": "有志存高远", "target": "居然被夸了" }, { "source": "书这么厚能看完吗", "target": "看不完,不想看" }, { "source": "爱你哈", "target": "知道有人爱真好呀" }, { "source": "知道有人爱真好呀", "target": "必须的~~唉有点想念你的。。。" }, { "source": "围裙可以的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈居然和白T恤很配" }, { "source": "岳叔一切顺利", "target": "一切顺利" }, { "source": "没人投我双鱼一票", "target": "刚开始还第二来着。。" }, { "source": "你是个超模,记住,你是个超模", "target": "别别别人家模特行业可担不起这么超级的模特" }, { "source": "表示看不懂足球只看见脸", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "极光之恋和我与你的光年距离的实力混剪", "target": "真的么?毫无违和感" }, { "source": "真的么?毫无违和感", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "夏日安康非兄多喝水静心养神", "target": "淡淡弟,也是。多养神,少烦燥,修心养神。" }, { "source": "淡淡弟,也是。多养神,少烦燥,修心养神。", "target": "非兄多保重我们都好好的" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "鸭子?" }, { "source": "鸭子?", "target": "鸳鸯" }, { "source": "咱俩一样的发型,哈哈哈", "target": "同款嘻嘻" }, { "source": "我现在有时候想熬熬不了夜,体力没有以前好了。", "target": "所以还是早睡好对身体好就一切都好" }, { "source": "为什么我老是瘦不下来", "target": "我之前也是,但是饿了几天真就好了" }, { "source": "我之前也是,但是饿了几天真就好了", "target": "你好厉害我饿不了" }, { "source": "你好厉害我饿不了", "target": "躺在宿舍就懒了,懒了就不想动了,不想动就不会点外面吃饭了" }, { "source": "躺在宿舍就懒了,懒了就不想动了,不想动就不会点外面吃饭了", "target": "哈哈好主意那我就躺一个星期" }, { "source": "哈哈好主意那我就躺一个星期", "target": "这是可以的,瘦下来指日可待了" }, { "source": "这是可以的,瘦下来指日可待了", "target": "等瘦下来的那天就把之前饿过的全部吃回来" }, { "source": "等瘦下来的那天就把之前饿过的全部吃回来", "target": "哈哈哈,然后你又胖了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,然后你又胖了", "target": "可怕的循环!" }, { "source": "可怕的循环!", "target": "忍住忍住就行了" }, { "source": "忍住忍住就行了", "target": "我才不告诉你最终没忍住点外卖了!" }, { "source": "我才不告诉你最终没忍住点外卖了!", "target": "我还好,一天一顿" }, { "source": "我还好,一天一顿", "target": "心和胃总有一个要是满的!" }, { "source": "心和胃总有一个要是满的!", "target": "我心满意足,哈哈" }, { "source": "我心满意足,哈哈", "target": "那你就是世界上最幸福的人了~" }, { "source": "那你就是世界上最幸福的人了~", "target": "反义词,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "反义词,哈哈哈", "target": "吁快去吃饭吃一顿好的人生观都能改变" }, { "source": "吁快去吃饭吃一顿好的人生观都能改变", "target": "吃都吃了,又躺下思考人生了" }, { "source": "吃都吃了,又躺下思考人生了", "target": "我倒是被被子吃了~" }, { "source": "我倒是被被子吃了~", "target": "床上有封印" }, { "source": "床上有封印", "target": "太对了" }, { "source": "太对了", "target": "哈哈哈,优秀!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,优秀!", "target": "奖一朵小红花" }, { "source": "奖一朵小红花", "target": "两朵才行" }, { "source": "两朵才行", "target": "哈哈你真有趣给你三朵吧~" }, { "source": "哈哈你真有趣给你三朵吧~", "target": "没有没有,5朵!" }, { "source": "没有没有,5朵!", "target": "6朵不能再多了" }, { "source": "我奶奶带着还很小的我逛超市把我给逛丢了,然后碰巧我姥姥也在这个超市,就把我给带回家了。。。", "target": "小时候我爸带我去动物园在园内坐车中途我爸说要下去买玉米让我在车上等着我坐了一分钟自己跑下去了我刚下车车就开走了" }, { "source": "小时候我爸带我去动物园在园内坐车中途我爸说要下去买玉米让我在车上等着我坐了一分钟自己跑下去了我刚下车车就开走了", "target": "哈哈哈哈迷之运气" }, { "source": "你这个头发特别好看诶!很适合你", "target": "我自己瞎卷的" }, { "source": "不懦弱花心的", "target": "花心?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈玉米可好吃了", "target": "是吧,不想回来不想我了哇" }, { "source": "是吧,不想回来不想我了哇", "target": "不要说出来" }, { "source": "都是黑色系的,由此判断最近福州天色阴暗,多雷雨大风", "target": "天气预报谁不会看啊哈哈" }, { "source": "为神马还要写作业", "target": "呵呵,姐姐最近在学习。哈哈哈哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "呵呵,姐姐最近在学习。哈哈哈哈哈哈。", "target": "勤快" }, { "source": "梅菜扣肉你好", "target": "你一说我又想吃了" }, { "source": "辉总,今天一路顺风", "target": "谢谢我刘总,已经到武汉了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我失眠2个小时难过!", "target": "通宵吧" }, { "source": "麻烦问一下,这个机场转机麻烦么,是不是都有中文标示,谢谢了。", "target": "有中文标识,但我没有在这里转机过,这个机场不算大,只有一个航站楼,但有两层。" }, { "source": "除了学生,现在用这种手套的人已经很少了吧?", "target": "送快递的好多带这个" }, { "source": "今天又是在录制什么呢?", "target": "投影仪" }, { "source": "害怕", "target": "为什么要怕" }, { "source": "好久不见!我又来抢热门了!!送我上去打败高仿!", "target": "哈哈哈,这么活跃" }, { "source": "晚上好,吃好了么", "target": "吃好了" }, { "source": "吃好了", "target": "吃饱饱了没" }, { "source": "吃饱饱了没", "target": "好饱哦,出来散散步" }, { "source": "好饱哦,出来散散步", "target": "跟奶奶吗" }, { "source": "跟奶奶吗", "target": "在家呢到处游览" }, { "source": "在家呢到处游览", "target": "饭后坐会儿,玩会儿手机,过会儿再喝茶" }, { "source": "饭后坐会儿,玩会儿手机,过会儿再喝茶", "target": "饭后来点水果" }, { "source": "饭后来点水果", "target": "明天啥活动啊,美丽动人滴唐唐" }, { "source": "羽绒服白", "target": "就是不禁脏" }, { "source": "依然爱你", "target": "你们两个的对话好肉麻" }, { "source": "想我了?", "target": "哪能不想" }, { "source": "杨幂的妹妹", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "打美白针了吗", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "没有", "target": "怎么白了" }, { "source": "怎么白了", "target": "化妆" }, { "source": "多喝热水", "target": "我会的暖男" }, { "source": "我会的暖男", "target": "我不暖" }, { "source": "我不暖", "target": "你是男神我知道" }, { "source": "头发真洋气", "target": "……无情短发" }, { "source": "学校还是有很多二次元妹子的", "target": "二次元就二次元吧" }, { "source": "二次元就二次元吧", "target": "没有耐心看动漫…电视剧都很少追" }, { "source": "羡慕可以进城的人!", "target": "你现在飞过来还来得及" }, { "source": "感觉真赞!下次去韩国希望有机会住", "target": "希望有机会一起去" }, { "source": "大昌一直好可爱哒!", "target": "萌翻了!" }, { "source": "为何要收嘴?", "target": "少吃垃圾的意思" }, { "source": "老汪好久有空哇", "target": "奡哥回归了哇?有安排哇?" }, { "source": "奡哥回归了哇?有安排哇?", "target": "老汪有何安排哇,只能奉陪了撒,哈哈" }, { "source": "龙哥这里总是好开森周末嗨皮", "target": "周末嗨皮" }, { "source": "周末嗨皮", "target": "嗨皮嗨皮我饿了,出去买饭" }, { "source": "头发剪掉了内。", "target": "这姐姐都能看出来啊?姐姐你说今天含韵打球去了嘛?" }, { "source": "这姐姐都能看出来啊?姐姐你说今天含韵打球去了嘛?", "target": "我怎么知道" }, { "source": "我怎么知道", "target": "姐姐可以用猜的嘛,猜猜又不用花钱!" }, { "source": "生日快乐哈~双鱼座~", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "原谅你了!!", "target": "那我还会一直爱着你" }, { "source": "那我还会一直爱着你", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "睡晚觉了" }, { "source": "今天生日?生日快乐啊,幸好还不晚", "target": "3q" }, { "source": "好夏天啊", "target": "真正到夏天就不敢出门" }, { "source": "从前,有一个人。她,打肿脸充胖子。我的故事讲完了。。+.+", "target": "我磕的是头好么" }, { "source": "我磕的是头好么", "target": "说你了么。。。-.-" }, { "source": "说你了么。。。-.-", "target": "难道你说是你么" }, { "source": "我觉得鲁迅有点像苍天……", "target": "苍天我觉得要再浅一丢" }, { "source": "你以后问问二哥办一场下来需要多少你就按这个标准呗我不信他也那么多", "target": "能不能办还是个问题呢" }, { "source": "注意看钥匙", "target": "没有什么问题" }, { "source": "明明抠脚大汉还装女人", "target": "42寸长腿好不好?!!!" }, { "source": "嘴好看的~我已经可以想象眼睛鼻子了!!", "target": "你没看过直播么" }, { "source": "你没看过直播么", "target": "还真是没有啊" }, { "source": "还真是没有啊", "target": "是个秃秃" }, { "source": "凑齐这些可以召唤神龙", "target": "你倒是凑齐了,神龙呢?" }, { "source": "富春是当地有名的", "target": "是啊'那茶社生意真心旺啊" }, { "source": "纳尼!!!换,立刻换", "target": "还剩下岭南文化了我宁愿这个" }, { "source": "小九九好久回来?", "target": "你休假休到好久哦分到乐山啊啦?" }, { "source": "不舍得脱宅怎么办?", "target": "不脱" }, { "source": "又去上海了", "target": "是呀是呀" }, { "source": "发我发我!无水印的!", "target": "你可能有什么误解……不是表情包,一个学长的喵" }, { "source": "你可能有什么误解……不是表情包,一个学长的喵", "target": "不是表情包胜似表情包,怎么能这么妖娆" }, { "source": "羡慕的生活,很充实,可是我却做不到~~~", "target": "也很烧钱" }, { "source": "也很烧钱", "target": "烧钱,那你也有赚钱嘛~~~" }, { "source": "烧钱,那你也有赚钱嘛~~~", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "你是狼外婆?", "target": "不然也?" }, { "source": "跑那么远!", "target": "一个朋友结婚" }, { "source": "一个朋友结婚", "target": "那我结婚你都来不了" }, { "source": "那我结婚你都来不了", "target": "你辣个时间比较尴尬嘛,这两天你要有空我俩先去一趟~" }, { "source": "你辣个时间比较尴尬嘛,这两天你要有空我俩先去一趟~", "target": "可以约今天晚上喝酒哈哈哈" }, { "source": "可以约今天晚上喝酒哈哈哈", "target": "我们明天才回去" }, { "source": "我们明天才回去", "target": "明天约" }, { "source": "明天约", "target": "我俩明天就稍微晚点行不" }, { "source": "我俩明天就稍微晚点行不", "target": "晚上约喝酒" }, { "source": "那个人不会跟你同名同姓吧", "target": "我三个字,前两个字一模一样的..." }, { "source": "小可爱又出去玩啦", "target": "我这个定位很搞笑啊" }, { "source": "你是不是瘦了!", "target": "加特技" }, { "source": "加特技", "target": "我要找机会去站上看你,制服喵" }, { "source": "我要找机会去站上看你,制服喵", "target": "疯啦!别来!" }, { "source": "疯啦!别来!", "target": "哎呀是什么站来着忘记了。。" }, { "source": "大奶萌,你瘦了", "target": "短短一个星期我又胖回去了" }, { "source": "短短一个星期我又胖回去了", "target": "管不住自己的嘴" }, { "source": "管不住自己的嘴", "target": "连着一个星期半夜喝啤酒" }, { "source": "连着一个星期半夜喝啤酒", "target": "为啥啊" }, { "source": "帅小伙,给个号码呗?有对象么", "target": "我喜欢男人" }, { "source": "我喜欢男人", "target": "我是男人啊" }, { "source": "我是男人啊", "target": "那他又喜欢女人了" }, { "source": "请问你醒之后往厕所跑去是干嘛啊?梦见你的表哥,。。算是?", "target": "上厕所啊被憋醒了" }, { "source": "现在脑子没啥毛病的孩子对付个三本还是问题不大吧", "target": "对不起没有三本" }, { "source": "广州出差吗还是", "target": "是啊,你在佛山?" }, { "source": "是啊,你在佛山?", "target": "是啊,过来一个月了。这两天终于可以回厦门了" }, { "source": "又要上班了上班心里苦", "target": "唉这几天在家里简直舒服得飞起每天大鱼大肉还有钱拿" }, { "source": "认真做饭的男人最帅。。", "target": "对对对.!..." }, { "source": "不要告诉我你就开学了", "target": "我感觉你才回来啊" }, { "source": "我感觉你才回来啊", "target": "是本来就才回来啊" }, { "source": "带一条棉裤来北京我看看棉裤是什么", "target": "可以。到时候看你穿不穿。" }, { "source": "可以。到时候看你穿不穿。", "target": "我把它戴头上" }, { "source": "十个赞。", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "谢谢阿怂。。", "target": "我要切蛋糕啊。" }, { "source": "我要切蛋糕啊。", "target": "你自己去买一块切切啊。。北你报销。" }, { "source": "大哭一场可以,大病一场干嘛", "target": "你一下说穿了重点" }, { "source": "下周5,你有时间?", "target": "看你呀" }, { "source": "你要跟谁一起去", "target": "我已经看了英文版我真是作死自己去看的右边是一个超级帅超级帅的男生他也自己可是并没有什么然后" }, { "source": "我已经看了英文版我真是作死自己去看的右边是一个超级帅超级帅的男生他也自己可是并没有什么然后", "target": "我的天我也要去邂逅以后这种情况记得帮我要电话号码" }, { "source": "其实我想知道象拔蚌是什么", "target": "就是一种海产品可以吃公众号推送里有写梗出处" }, { "source": "啊诱惑受不了啦", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈吃的好满足的回家了" }, { "source": "冰冰女神领跑", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "忘不掉则么办", "target": "强行忘掉我" }, { "source": "我对苹果一大怨念是,手握这么大音乐资源,多少年了还是256K的AAC格式。", "target": "绝大多数场景听不出差异来的" }, { "source": "香蕉我们这2块一斤,金针菇也是2块钱一包,都是台币10块钱不到吧", "target": "脑子进水,没有买过菜吧!金针菇2一包?里面装屁吧" }, { "source": "忍忍揣兜里要不买双手套", "target": "来,你给我买一双手套" }, { "source": "有没有很多可以吃的", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "还有票吗" }, { "source": "还有票吗", "target": "没了、、" }, { "source": "国庆打算在家上网吗", "target": "应该不会,聚会是少不了的" }, { "source": "应该不会,聚会是少不了的", "target": "集体回家吗" }, { "source": "集体回家吗", "target": "几个好朋友和一些高中同学都回了" }, { "source": "几个好朋友和一些高中同学都回了", "target": "有没有发现他们都黑了" }, { "source": "有没有发现他们都黑了", "target": "还没去见呢,不过我就被说黑了" }, { "source": "还没去见呢,不过我就被说黑了", "target": "明显的等你回来我看会不会明显的白" }, { "source": "去雁荡山玩,在乐清看到一个很像你,估计是", "target": "那你肯定是看错了" }, { "source": "这段话今日很火呐", "target": "呵呵是的是的电视剧也超级火" }, { "source": "我也想吃炸鸡", "target": "不吃,坚决不吃!" }, { "source": "我能说我也没吃过炒酸奶吗健康路的好吃吗?", "target": "挺好吃啊!" }, { "source": "这歌直击心灵,都给我唱哭了,加油", "target": "嘿嘿,也有别人说听哭了,谢谢肯定" }, { "source": "几岁了一岁吗,时间真的过得好快", "target": "两岁啦" }, { "source": "呆子,我爱你", "target": "你遵不遵循机器人法则,你能顶嘴吗,你只是机器人" }, { "source": "这孩子留了多少年级了这是?邻居都变成阿姨了,只个还小班那。。。别再是傻之吧?。。。", "target": "邻居家的孩子==那孩子他爸跟我爸还挺好~~~" }, { "source": "邻居家的孩子==那孩子他爸跟我爸还挺好~~~", "target": "还是留级的。。。" }, { "source": "还是留级的。。。", "target": "人家孩子不是留级的呢==" }, { "source": "人家孩子不是留级的呢==", "target": "他爹留级的。。。" }, { "source": "看着都赞,郑州又有好吃的", "target": "哈哈,来了请你" }, { "source": "南站不是离你家很近么你也可以寄存行李啊", "target": "也没有那么近。中午你带饭了吗?要是早的话我去找你?" }, { "source": "也没有那么近。中午你带饭了吗?要是早的话我去找你?", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "好的!", "target": "我刚想说我中午来找你好吗!!" }, { "source": "想听《等你下课》", "target": "周杰伦的新歌感觉不是很好听" }, { "source": "周杰伦的新歌感觉不是很好听", "target": "不,好听,你再听2遍,挺有感觉的" }, { "source": "感恩这个时代90后们太幸福了!", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "九寨沟是四川吗?", "target": "想去没有钱啊!" }, { "source": "有阳光的日子", "target": "有阳光有温暖!" }, { "source": "生日快乐乐乐乐了", "target": "谢谢哈~" }, { "source": "胳肢窝会发光,服", "target": "走开,我跟你已经绝交了" }, { "source": "走开,我跟你已经绝交了", "target": "求同款荧光腋毛" }, { "source": "有钱", "target": "扎心了" }, { "source": "废橙已经提前放假了喵", "target": "木有呢中午午睡" }, { "source": "木有呢中午午睡", "target": "好幸福啊午睡还能进被窝" }, { "source": "大姐请问我晒什么了", "target": "晒你2个大抱枕" }, { "source": "晒你2个大抱枕", "target": "那你要开始习惯了,接下来它们成为了我的新宠" }, { "source": "那你要开始习惯了,接下来它们成为了我的新宠", "target": "我过两天要去蹂躏蹂躏" }, { "source": "我过两天要去蹂躏蹂躏", "target": "不允许动它们" }, { "source": "不允许动它们", "target": "我要求合照" }, { "source": "我要求合照", "target": "这个可以" }, { "source": "这个可以", "target": "等我带你飞" }, { "source": "等我带你飞", "target": "希望你能带我飞" }, { "source": "这这这…不是脖子以下都不准露么", "target": "这个" }, { "source": "这个", "target": "你天天太享受了" }, { "source": "你天天太享受了", "target": "拍照很累的好吗?" }, { "source": "拍照很累的好吗?", "target": "有个兴趣爱好很赞~女朋友很乐意你爱拍照~哈哈~" }, { "source": "有个兴趣爱好很赞~女朋友很乐意你爱拍照~哈哈~", "target": "前提是要有女朋友啊" }, { "source": "介绍来认识~~边度人哇?", "target": "佛山高明~有兴趣可以约见个面!哇哈哈" }, { "source": "佛山高明~有兴趣可以约见个面!哇哈哈", "target": "离~见下无妨~" }, { "source": "离~见下无妨~", "target": "非常好~等我通知!" }, { "source": "非常好~等我通知!", "target": "有个好重要问题,单身?!" }, { "source": "有个好重要问题,单身?!", "target": "废话啦你!" }, { "source": "这是Z4拍的?有后期没?拍的真好!", "target": "原图" }, { "source": "原图", "target": "你这拍照可以说是大片了,拍的真心不错!" }, { "source": "你这拍照可以说是大片了,拍的真心不错!", "target": "凑合吧,关键风景配合。不过索尼的超广角拍风景类大场面真的一绝" }, { "source": "汤达人感觉怎么做都好吃!一口汤达人元气不求人!", "target": "哈哈哈说的没错汤都能喝干" }, { "source": "只要相爱没有人中间跑去跟别人在一起就不虐欢快的去吃肉哒", "target": "没有其他人放心看" }, { "source": "最好的年华,遇见最好的你们。。。", "target": "正是!这次你回国,排除万难要见你" }, { "source": "正是!这次你回国,排除万难要见你", "target": "感动得一塌糊涂十月见" }, { "source": "不是读书~是去玩儿的新西兰真的很美等你以后有时间了也可以去玩儿呀", "target": "老喜欢你那长长的头发啦" }, { "source": "这么晚了,我们一起回家吧", "target": "把手给我,我牵着你走。" }, { "source": "把手给我,我牵着你走。", "target": "喏,给你手" }, { "source": "再次给膝盖跪下", "target": "跪!" }, { "source": "你这个包能合上?", "target": "当然合不上~就这么兜来的" }, { "source": "岁月神偷真的好听", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "谢谢亲爱的!!", "target": "哎哟生日快乐~!" }, { "source": "哎哟生日快乐~!", "target": "谢谢!哈哈!" }, { "source": "我比较想吃陈老五的麻辣烫", "target": "你总归是麻辣烫诶" }, { "source": "这些问题归结起来,简称为“人在他乡没有男朋友空虚寂寞冷综合症”", "target": "!!!!你说到了根源!!!!" }, { "source": "!!!!你说到了根源!!!!", "target": "豪博士一针见血" }, { "source": "有喜事噻!这都不懂迈!", "target": "放得嘿阵仗唷,肯定不是几家人在放" }, { "source": "放得嘿阵仗唷,肯定不是几家人在放", "target": "那是要欢天喜地滴多放点哟!憋了那么久!" }, { "source": "介绍个毛,性能不错,系统辣鸡", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "不卫生的家伙,把吃的放在床上...蔑视你.", "target": "没有地方放了。只有床上了。" }, { "source": "没有地方放了。只有床上了。", "target": "没柜子的吗..." }, { "source": "没柜子的吗...", "target": "有啊。堆满了。" }, { "source": "有啊。堆满了。", "target": "额...开什么玩笑...你东西真多..." }, { "source": "额...开什么玩笑...你东西真多...", "target": "无讲笑。无办法。东西不多。面积大而已。" }, { "source": "呵呵,去哪?太空都是地球垃圾", "target": "去水星看海。。" }, { "source": "去水星看海。。", "target": "带上我吧女超人" }, { "source": "吃烧烤胃疼", "target": "我想吃" }, { "source": "我想吃", "target": "请你吃你来" }, { "source": "请你吃你来", "target": "等着" }, { "source": "戒烟吧~", "target": "这个都点小难度" }, { "source": "孩子多大可以带出去旅行啦?", "target": "我见过最狠的是出月子就带孩子旅游去了" }, { "source": "让我想想哪个在昆明", "target": "速度" }, { "source": "群光么", "target": "懂得好多" }, { "source": "懂得好多", "target": "偶尔去" }, { "source": "我就想问一下,经纪人难道不可以艺人想换就换?谁发工资给经纪人呢?", "target": "关键是早年这个经纪人帮助过他,在他一无所有的时候收留过他几天,恩情还到现在" }, { "source": "忧伤的赶脚", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "扎心了有没有", "target": "我去的可能是假外企" }, { "source": "主妇之夜?", "target": "正确" }, { "source": "正确", "target": "好吧,我没资格加入" }, { "source": "好吧,我没资格加入", "target": "你可以积极要求进步" }, { "source": "脸也不洗白", "target": "只刷了牙。没洗。头发也没洗。" }, { "source": "只刷了牙。没洗。头发也没洗。", "target": "哇喔这样你还这么美" }, { "source": "墙上那是打油诗吧", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "大学报道的时候你们有什么难忘的经历吗?", "target": "作为一个南方人,在辽师大的第一个晚上也是泪流满面…" }, { "source": "作为一个南方人,在辽师大的第一个晚上也是泪流满面…", "target": "我是今年的辽师大新生..." }, { "source": "好早啊,一言不合就开车~", "target": "你也早" }, { "source": "现在到学校了??加油!!么么哒", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "并没有", "target": "请问你在搞笑吗??" }, { "source": "PS3好便宜啊一千多", "target": "差距啊" }, { "source": "差距啊", "target": "是说呐反正买不起" }, { "source": "是说呐反正买不起", "target": "3也可以考虑" }, { "source": "3也可以考虑", "target": "区别应该很大吧" }, { "source": "区别应该很大吧", "target": "还是那句话一分价钱一分货" }, { "source": "还是那句话一分价钱一分货", "target": "这个是的" }, { "source": "是一桌只能点一个特价菜,还是都能点?", "target": "能叠加" }, { "source": "哇好棒还是最爱的杰伦", "target": "对的~超级爱他" }, { "source": "人和还堵吗", "target": "看情况,大多数时候堵" }, { "source": "为什么就不给我这些单身的发", "target": "我怎么知道" }, { "source": "花开富贵", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "你回家就发围脖纳~", "target": "对呀~!~~你刚到么?" }, { "source": "对呀~!~~你刚到么?", "target": "到一会了,在热螃蟹,爸妈不在家,好忐忑……" }, { "source": "自己报名学的车哭着也要学完", "target": "今年的夏天是这么热,一滴雨都不下" }, { "source": "今年的夏天是这么热,一滴雨都不下", "target": "明明下了雨睁着眼睛说瞎话呢" }, { "source": "陌生向来要多快有多快", "target": "按理应该多少留恋呀" }, { "source": "按理应该多少留恋呀", "target": "毛线,不然还会走" }, { "source": "毛线,不然还会走", "target": "啦啦啦,毛线织毛衣么" }, { "source": "啦啦啦,毛线织毛衣么", "target": "你会阿?我是不会" }, { "source": "你会阿?我是不会", "target": "不会~你可以学了织给我" }, { "source": "不会~你可以学了织给我", "target": "我要有那本事不是抢手了。围巾可以考虑" }, { "source": "有没有社员分析下不发朋友圈的男生城府极深这条", "target": "我也想听" }, { "source": "期待《如若巴黎不快乐》", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "有钱就是任性啊", "target": "珍惜单身的放纵时光。" }, { "source": "珍惜单身的放纵时光。", "target": "不单身可以带女票去吃两百块钱的肯德基" }, { "source": "刚看到气质真的超好,小小少年一身正气", "target": "对!!!就是一身正气的感觉" }, { "source": "前任倒贴给我都不要,渣渣一个没啥好留恋的,还好早发现他的人品差", "target": "这种早点断,挺好" }, { "source": "这种早点断,挺好", "target": "想想就气,渣渣竟然脚踏两只船" }, { "source": "想想就气,渣渣竟然脚踏两只船", "target": "好奇长啥样。" }, { "source": "好奇长啥样。", "target": "谁长啥样" }, { "source": "浴火成诗好听到死啊?", "target": "感叹号!" }, { "source": "甜蜜暴击什么时候上哈哈哈", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "憋了那么多天就来了个大招", "target": "忍辱负重!哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你还是悠着点吧。。。", "target": "嗯,已经被医生骂了,说不能辛苦。" }, { "source": "嗯,已经被医生骂了,说不能辛苦。", "target": "嗯,确实不能累着,最好是天天躺床上养老。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。" }, { "source": "太喜欢璇子的字了!!!", "target": "我也喜欢你!!!!" }, { "source": "做无氧么?老姐", "target": "哈哈哈你已经是健身达人了" }, { "source": "我今天刚吃了老爸得菜,太好吃了嘿嘿。", "target": "你就在家继续骗孩子吧" }, { "source": "你就在家继续骗孩子吧", "target": "哪有哎。。我是正人君子哦呵呵" }, { "source": "哪有哎。。我是正人君子哦呵呵", "target": "不想点你你刚做完节目吧?" }, { "source": "写古琴那作业吧哈哈", "target": "这个老师太讨厌了" }, { "source": "这个老师太讨厌了", "target": "你在说我嘛" }, { "source": "最近猫很火嘛", "target": "你认识??" }, { "source": "你认识??", "target": "我认识这个动物种类" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "我一直在学校~~~" }, { "source": "我一直在学校~~~", "target": "下个礼拜搬回来" }, { "source": "下个礼拜搬回来", "target": "下礼拜就回来??" }, { "source": "我想出国,我想到处玩,可是没有钱", "target": "我想去桂林呀我想去桂林,可是有了钱的时候我缺没时间" }, { "source": "我想去桂林呀我想去桂林,可是有了钱的时候我缺没时间", "target": "惹~这首歌你都唱的出来,不错哦..." }, { "source": "惹~这首歌你都唱的出来,不错哦...", "target": "你也懂这是首歌也不错哦,我们没有代沟" }, { "source": "你也懂这是首歌也不错哦,我们没有代沟", "target": "你是说我和你一样...老了...哎" }, { "source": "你是说我和你一样...老了...哎", "target": "我是庆幸还能和少女一样保持年轻的心态啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "换工作还是换住处??", "target": "公司搬家啦哈哈哈" }, { "source": "感觉咱们田大师应该不戴眼镜才帅", "target": "同感…" }, { "source": "我就在想你有没有穿裤子", "target": "你穿裤子洗澡呀!" }, { "source": "老了醉的更快···不胜酒力了", "target": "不是吧?不是有很多老酒鬼吗?" }, { "source": "啊?可怜的鼠!那吃东西要喂它才吃的了?", "target": "单手还是可以自己吃的即使没手也可以趴着吃" }, { "source": "快回来吧,在饿瘦了", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "顺便问周末去超市么?", "target": "其实我们今晚去==因为要买周天吃的嘛。。。" }, { "source": "我身材刚刚好", "target": "没营养" }, { "source": "蛋黄妹表示这不算什么", "target": "不贵不摧毁啊" }, { "source": "快来见义勇为", "target": "叫叔叔" }, { "source": "叫叔叔", "target": "噗。。。头像好适合你昂盆大叔" }, { "source": "噗。。。头像好适合你昂盆大叔", "target": "是不是一种帅酷感" }, { "source": "头帘比较萌", "target": "越看这脑门子越大" }, { "source": "越看这脑门子越大", "target": "不比较呆萌" }, { "source": "同意,狗狗一直在摇尾巴,明显是看到熟人了", "target": "这不是摇尾巴,是身体带动的尾巴在动。" }, { "source": "做了个梦,一点醒后,再睡就好像没有做梦了。你怎么还做了那么多梦!", "target": "我也不知道!因为一直醒!睡得好累!!" }, { "source": "我也不知道!因为一直醒!睡得好累!!", "target": "我懂今天你要好好睡,不然会累趴下。" }, { "source": "我懂今天你要好好睡,不然会累趴下。", "target": "起来晒晒太阳就好啦!" }, { "source": "起来晒晒太阳就好啦!", "target": "嗯呐,我也要起床出门啦" }, { "source": "洗头的水都节约了", "target": "关键是我才洗了" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "哈哈哈哈秒评啊你,春晚不好看嘛2333新年快乐弓长书大可" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈秒评啊你,春晚不好看嘛2333新年快乐弓长书大可", "target": "你可以看看回放就知道了" }, { "source": "你可以看看回放就知道了", "target": "哈哈哈我感觉近几年我都没咋好好看春晚" }, { "source": "你是年会中了个男朋友吗", "target": "没有啊~目前感觉男友是个好遥远的东西" }, { "source": "绞尽脑汁明明是绞尽头发!!!!", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "剽悍的人生不需要解释", "target": "哎哎……" }, { "source": "酒公子枯耗自己的生命", "target": "一旦哪天吐血了现代医术也不好治啊" }, { "source": "一旦哪天吐血了现代医术也不好治啊", "target": "所以他……" }, { "source": "你竟然在说静怡是小屁孩儿,我们都是小鲜肉,,然而你呢……?", "target": "我说你是小屁孩我是老鲜肉" }, { "source": "我说你是小屁孩我是老鲜肉", "target": "我们都跟静怡一样大,说我岂不是在说静怡?第一次听说老鲜肉……我应该吃包辣条去学习了" }, { "source": "我们都跟静怡一样大,说我岂不是在说静怡?第一次听说老鲜肉……我应该吃包辣条去学习了", "target": "哥哥姐姐们…你们在争论神马我怎么一句也听不懂呀" }, { "source": "哥哥姐姐们…你们在争论神马我怎么一句也听不懂呀", "target": "你不是装傻,你是真傻,然而我并不嫌弃" }, { "source": "希望给我一份", "target": "不要吧" }, { "source": "去上课真是浪费了", "target": "今天没什么课" }, { "source": "今天没什么课", "target": "我什么课都没" }, { "source": "我和一听啤酒就挂了", "target": "我也想找个理由不喝啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "如果不能和喜欢的人在一起,还不如潇洒的单身,你们有家属的人整天总情啦爱啦,我也是醉了", "target": "不是爱情打败了你,而是现实" }, { "source": "不是爱情打败了你,而是现实", "target": "说来说去就是不喜欢罢了,找那么多理由干嘛" }, { "source": "我是淡定的歌迷。。。我不是迷妹、、。。。。", "target": "他病到现场能看出来了啊" }, { "source": "他病到现场能看出来了啊", "target": "你怎么知道的。。。。。" }, { "source": "你怎么知道的。。。。。", "target": "现场的都在发啊今天刷出来全是病了的消息" }, { "source": "这个妆有点仙噢", "target": "哈哈哈,开心!" }, { "source": "堕落街??换手机了?", "target": "当然不是啦。是上下九。" }, { "source": "照顾好自己啊", "target": "发高烧好好休息" }, { "source": "姐姐加油啊赶紧找个男票,我也好去蹭个饭撒", "target": "姐姐又不关心我" }, { "source": "姐姐又不关心我", "target": "谁说不关心,只是有心无力" }, { "source": "谁说不关心,只是有心无力", "target": "也没看到你的心" }, { "source": "飘姐好忙", "target": "玩的开心,天天看博,跟着你去旅游!早上好!" }, { "source": "玩的开心,天天看博,跟着你去旅游!早上好!", "target": "姐姐我年后来找你玩啊" }, { "source": "你一直是我的“蔡”呀~", "target": "喜欢" }, { "source": "勺子都被你掰弯了", "target": "可能是烫的" }, { "source": "可以加热到55度的飞机杯嘛", "target": "我看就是个保温杯" }, { "source": "宝宝一会要报下结果呀", "target": "必须的,等着" }, { "source": "为什么不拍旁边的我", "target": "嫌你丢人" }, { "source": "嫌你丢人", "target": "嗯哪。丢大发了" }, { "source": "这是鹅吧?", "target": "是的,我笔误" }, { "source": "是的,我笔误", "target": "哈哈,在家玩多少天呀?" }, { "source": "关晓彤小小年纪做了很多慈善和公益,只是你们总爱闭眼黑看不到而已。", "target": "加油吧" }, { "source": "我本来想来搜搜什么是AI脑洞官的,我同学也是!", "target": "我是真的" }, { "source": "大哥我们这招销售,保底2500加提成月收入轻松小几万考虑一下吗", "target": "不考虑,都是骗子" }, { "source": "吃药吧", "target": "吃了。没有效果" }, { "source": "吃了。没有效果", "target": "我现在在酒店,待会2.30就要打比赛啦,有点紧张" }, { "source": "我现在在酒店,待会2.30就要打比赛啦,有点紧张", "target": "在哪里比赛?" }, { "source": "在哪里比赛?", "target": "佛山,小比赛,只是跟我打的比我高,身材比我好" }, { "source": "佛山,小比赛,只是跟我打的比我高,身材比我好", "target": "这个不用管。好好发挥自己的" }, { "source": "这个不用管。好好发挥自己的", "target": "还知道我是谁吗,我想问" }, { "source": "还知道我是谁吗,我想问", "target": "我知道啊" }, { "source": "我知道啊", "target": "都没怎么好好训练,天天偷懒,唉" }, { "source": "都没怎么好好训练,天天偷懒,唉", "target": "机会是留给有准备的人。所以现在好好努力" }, { "source": "机会是留给有准备的人。所以现在好好努力", "target": "我现在好好努力,那就是好好的睡一觉,然后过去比赛" }, { "source": "我现在好好努力,那就是好好的睡一觉,然后过去比赛", "target": "好的。比赛结束告诉我" }, { "source": "好的。比赛结束告诉我", "target": "会的," }, { "source": "有钱真好。", "target": "逗我" }, { "source": "……自己的字风,胡乱画画而已。", "target": "传说中的江湖体" }, { "source": "传说中的江湖体", "target": "机智!" }, { "source": "好好看的蛋糕啊,眼痒死了", "target": "那快去定做把,可以给你家孩子做一个" }, { "source": "去地坛了?", "target": "嗯,冲着人少去的" }, { "source": "桃花开了?", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "小井会吃醋的", "target": "我看你也吃醋了" }, { "source": "我看你也吃醋了", "target": "和你一样" }, { "source": "如果在学校可以找你吃饭吗?", "target": "当然可以。报到左未" }, { "source": "求求你别秀了", "target": "跪下求" }, { "source": "一个人看的打CIA", "target": "一个人没看的打CIA" }, { "source": "感觉你说话想男孩子呢", "target": "有吗我直播的时候说话就这样" }, { "source": "有大月亮,晴朗的夜空北极星很常见", "target": "城市里灯光太亮,一般能看到的星星很少" }, { "source": "城市里灯光太亮,一般能看到的星星很少", "target": "我住村里" }, { "source": "我住村里", "target": "你飞回来了?" }, { "source": "入海口是尾", "target": "是哦!" }, { "source": "你怎么辣么无聊", "target": "感觉被你们俩撒狗粮了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "对于我们这种有点动静就醒的人,能一觉睡到天亮是多幸福的事啊!", "target": "还是不够累" }, { "source": "他最近换了一块方博板,可能怎么打怎么不顺手吧……想起之前的曼昱,刚换了底板的两站公开赛,虽然是对外全胜,但对内输了……希望小胖可以尽快适应或者换回原来的吧", "target": "他的主要问题不是器材问题。" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "早安小胖。" }, { "source": "快乐其实很简单…抛开些压力吧…心态重要啊…", "target": "哈哈~请我吃辣府我会开心点" }, { "source": "老汉儿说只闪了一哈", "target": "刚问候了哈屋头的,据说金口河那边垮坊了" }, { "source": "刚问候了哈屋头的,据说金口河那边垮坊了", "target": "没事就好,继续睡" }, { "source": "我在海口啊,我在市区", "target": "你们怎么都在" }, { "source": "你们怎么都在", "target": "上班啊" }, { "source": "上班啊", "target": "天啊噜" }, { "source": "只要你呼,我必回", "target": "看到你我肯定大喊" }, { "source": "着什么急吗?还早呢!!", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "原来群众的眼睛是雪亮的啊,我边看边骂啊,个人觉得那个姓许的早该下去了,", "target": "我只看了这一场,真心不行啊" }, { "source": "有哪个热心网友给我说下91是什么吗?", "target": "91熊猫看书" }, { "source": "91熊猫看书", "target": "骗鬼吧你" }, { "source": "我一技能为什么一直在原地", "target": "因为你没有买鞋" }, { "source": "因为你没有买鞋", "target": "你终于会回复人啦" }, { "source": "你终于会回复人啦", "target": "这话说的我啥时没回复人啊" }, { "source": "这话说的我啥时没回复人啊", "target": "上次没回复我" }, { "source": "BOSS,我想我懂了...", "target": "记者,你懂?装懂。" }, { "source": "记者,你懂?装懂。", "target": "哈哈哈…不要拆穿阿标" }, { "source": "这位同学你老人家真有心情拍答卷啊", "target": "废话。我那凌乱里又那么秀气的字迹多符合我潇洒帅气的本性。" }, { "source": "这腿给我玩一年", "target": "色棍" }, { "source": "色棍", "target": "放着我打他" }, { "source": "吃出了馒头的感觉", "target": "绝望" }, { "source": "弹琴挺好看不过我们任老师还是最帅的!", "target": "哈哈,是是,他最帅" }, { "source": "你来啦大黄!", "target": "在我眼里你的皮肤一直以来如同P过雪白Q弹" }, { "source": "在我眼里你的皮肤一直以来如同P过雪白Q弹", "target": "你,是说,我不真,实吗" }, { "source": "你,是说,我不真,实吗", "target": "我是说在我心中你一直这么美" }, { "source": "用我给你的可爱的备注怎么样", "target": "宇宙第一美吗太张扬了吧" }, { "source": "我第二天就差不多好了,第三天就开始水煮鱼酸菜鱼的吃了,第四天白酒,第五天啤酒,都好好的", "target": "好痛苦" }, { "source": "好痛苦", "target": "知道痛苦就去吃药,你以为你有我那体啊" }, { "source": "知道痛苦就去吃药,你以为你有我那体啊", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "想知道A站B站影视作品下架原因", "target": "不知道,突然就全下架了,而且不是版权问题,老得不行的没人买的特别冷门的影视剧全下架了大家都很震惊不解无法接受……" }, { "source": "不知道,突然就全下架了,而且不是版权问题,老得不行的没人买的特别冷门的影视剧全下架了大家都很震惊不解无法接受……", "target": "是啊好奇怪听起来好可怕" }, { "source": "在哪里?又没开门?", "target": "回家路上" }, { "source": "哥哥,越来越瘦了,心疼", "target": "对啊心疼死了!" }, { "source": "对啊心疼死了!", "target": "对呀,好想把他养的胖胖的" }, { "source": "你是风儿我是沙", "target": "只有风儿没有沙!" }, { "source": "只有风儿没有沙!", "target": "来来,寻寻觅觅" }, { "source": "来来,寻寻觅觅", "target": "你带个路拉!" }, { "source": "啥时候回学校嘞", "target": "4号回吧应该是。。。" }, { "source": "4号回吧应该是。。。", "target": "我4号到重庆~~见不到了5555555555555" }, { "source": "想去看易烊千玺期待!", "target": "易烊千玺易烊千玺易烊千玺" }, { "source": "求求你了,让蜘蛛侠休息会儿吧", "target": "给他贴墙上休息了" }, { "source": "肉夹馍,还是要吃潼关肉夹馍,其他肉夹馍的馍,就是一块钱4-5个的白吉饼,而潼关肉夹馍才是真真正正纯手工打出来的,馍特别的酥脆,不时有馍渣子掉下来。", "target": "好的肉夹馍店都是现打现烙的纯手工白吉馍,很好吃。不过还有一些不地道的摊子就不一定了。" }, { "source": "好的肉夹馍店都是现打现烙的纯手工白吉馍,很好吃。不过还有一些不地道的摊子就不一定了。", "target": "根本没有潼关肉夹馍好吃!口感差的太远" }, { "source": "犯春困了", "target": "感觉要夏天了呢..." }, { "source": "感觉要夏天了呢...", "target": "哈哈~~确实" }, { "source": "你天天在体验", "target": "浮夸" }, { "source": "陈赫:你模仿我的脸还模仿我出轨。", "target": "就服你" }, { "source": "讲嘛小板凳都搬好了", "target": "这么晚不睡哦" }, { "source": "这么晚不睡哦", "target": "一想到明天要见小学弟小学妹了就没出息的睡不着" }, { "source": "一想到明天要见小学弟小学妹了就没出息的睡不着", "target": "学长不要激动,你在我心中很帅" }, { "source": "学长不要激动,你在我心中很帅", "target": "收到!谢谢学长学长你在哪儿都帅方方面面的" }, { "source": "收到!谢谢学长学长你在哪儿都帅方方面面的", "target": "可了不敌了" }, { "source": "可了不敌了", "target": "在一波完美的互捧之后哈哈哈,让我们迎来睡眠晚安!!学长!" }, { "source": "更新进度:我公司将巡演事宜承包给总主办方之后,根据各地不同政策,总主办方将具体工作承包给了各地主办方,具体责任划分尚不明确,我和我的公司正在积极推进。", "target": "别担心了会好的" }, { "source": "作业好多要补初三真是累死了", "target": "加油熬完高中会出头的" }, { "source": "肝在哪里", "target": "胃的右边" }, { "source": "那身粉色运动装我啥都不想说了", "target": "你居然记得…" }, { "source": "你是谁", "target": "我认识你就好了" }, { "source": "我天天想放寒假!!!", "target": "你们寒假放得比我们早伤心" }, { "source": "你们寒假放得比我们早伤心", "target": "等你回来!!!!!" }, { "source": "我对你的疼爱已经到了尽头", "target": "我饿了老心" }, { "source": "我饿了老心", "target": "你可以看看仙女的照片" }, { "source": "你可以看看仙女的照片", "target": "我呸" }, { "source": "我呸", "target": "乖我就是这么减肥的" }, { "source": "乖我就是这么减肥的", "target": "听说有人比我沉了二十斤" }, { "source": "听说有人比我沉了二十斤", "target": "下了" }, { "source": "下了", "target": "886胖铁" }, { "source": "要不要告诉你", "target": "你知道个鬼00-" }, { "source": "好美。早安战友", "target": "最近比较冷了,北方已是冰雪天地,不知你那儿还好吧,战友保重。" }, { "source": "最近比较冷了,北方已是冰雪天地,不知你那儿还好吧,战友保重。", "target": "厦门还好20度" }, { "source": "厦门还好20度", "target": "真是好天气,那到厦门过日子。" }, { "source": "小鸟漂亮!", "target": "竹友说是相思鸟" }, { "source": "吃你的烤鸭去", "target": "是你的烤鸭" }, { "source": "是你的烤鸭", "target": "吃你的带鱼!" }, { "source": "求问蜂蜜哪里买的", "target": "蜂场~" }, { "source": "所以你就乖乖的享受大西北的生活吧", "target": "不心疼我嘛" }, { "source": "努力生活,加油!", "target": "你算是我身边留下的之一吗?" }, { "source": "你算是我身边留下的之一吗?", "target": "好基友?如果我是男的话" }, { "source": "我觉得,你应该开一下直播,不开挂这么厉害,绝对支持", "target": "谢谢盆友我有直播间,熊猫房间443089" }, { "source": "谢谢盆友我有直播间,熊猫房间443089", "target": "好,我也喜欢熊猫,你直播时间大概什么时段呀" }, { "source": "你后妈,我还黑子呢", "target": "你还黑子呢我每次稍微说说她你就心疼乐" }, { "source": "你还黑子呢我每次稍微说说她你就心疼乐", "target": "我哪有心疼我什么时候心疼" }, { "source": "是不是夏目友人帐啊还是啥", "target": "是的荧荧" }, { "source": "是的荧荧", "target": "好看吗我看过这只猫无数次" }, { "source": "好看吗我看过这只猫无数次", "target": "好看啊经典动漫" }, { "source": "好看啊经典动漫", "target": "多少集最近看小说盗墓笔记无法自拔" }, { "source": "多少集最近看小说盗墓笔记无法自拔", "target": "4季*13集" }, { "source": "干嘛不脱衣服洗澡哈哈", "target": "脱你们爹的" }, { "source": "脱你们爹的", "target": "我爬墙来了" }, { "source": "你现在发啥我都重点看你头像", "target": "突然意识到最近我都不换了哈哈" }, { "source": "大黑牛不愧是大黑牛不愧是冰冰的男人!连不上", "target": "哈哈这个没毛病" }, { "source": "萝莉壕,请问隼打的过gr09吗?", "target": "我可不敢比哈哈" }, { "source": "我可不敢比哈哈", "target": "也是,算了,自己试听吧" }, { "source": "也是,算了,自己试听吧", "target": "嗯啊现在是真话假话都不能说哈哈哈推荐自己去听" }, { "source": "耳朵都撸红了", "target": "他耳朵就是这个颜色的" }, { "source": "他耳朵就是这个颜色的", "target": "让你们撸秃了?" }, { "source": "不买两只鞋你让我另一只脚光脚跑?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了" }, { "source": "有一句XXX不知当讲不当讲", "target": "讲!" }, { "source": "太安静了也会受不了", "target": "一个人住可以躁,不用顾及别人,只有去听现场才会展现" }, { "source": "他说你任何为人称道的美丽不及他第一次遇见你", "target": "我也最喜欢这一句" }, { "source": "我也最喜欢这一句", "target": "这么巧" }, { "source": "看到翻起白眼", "target": "真的是!" }, { "source": "大权不保", "target": "哀家老了" }, { "source": "哀家老了", "target": "特姐青春永驻万寿无疆" }, { "source": "你们爸妈都是怎么打亲情牌的?", "target": "我不管你谁管你" }, { "source": "快来教我我要学习!!!", "target": "敢问你要骂的人和内容是?" }, { "source": "敢问你要骂的人和内容是?", "target": "那就骂衰过头了老天睡着了" }, { "source": "洋气,给我回忆了一下我仅知道的一些化学知识", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈回忆起来了吗" }, { "source": "你去英国旅游?上学?白富美", "target": "旅游十四天折磨死我瘦八斤!" }, { "source": "旅游十四天折磨死我瘦八斤!", "target": "求瘦啊,这么小就出国旅游,诶,老夫孤老一辈子算了" }, { "source": "没有拉黑你真是万幸", "target": "朋友是不能做了" }, { "source": "朋友是不能做了", "target": "爱我别走" }, { "source": "樱桃太甜太腻", "target": "樱花" }, { "source": "不是说环境什么样都会让自己过的好么我的老婆子快回来负能量走开", "target": "不太一样。我过得好也不好。是不一样的" }, { "source": "来爹地给你做", "target": "尊的嘛!" }, { "source": "尊的嘛!", "target": "假的" }, { "source": "热门第一是洒瓜", "target": "大洒瓜" }, { "source": "乐兮情商有些低", "target": "你懂什么叫情商么???" }, { "source": "从分手到现在,她需要我还会给她打钱", "target": "万一她利用你呢" }, { "source": "万一她利用你呢", "target": "其实不会。就算会也无所谓啦" }, { "source": "这公寓看起来真不错。", "target": "是呀是呀" }, { "source": "网购的吗,衰,哈哈", "target": "是啊以后买东西要先给快递员上一柱香。" }, { "source": "皮一下你很开心??", "target": "可激动死我了" }, { "source": "你居然都要补考了?", "target": "学霸活生生的鄙视了" }, { "source": "叔叔,不能冲动,您还有父母,想想阿姨和老人家们,您要做好持久战的准备,诉讼不是一天两天的事情。坚持下去,请个好律师,您会胜利的,相信我。以后您和阿姨还可以再要孩子,生育或领养均可,领养的孩子也不一定是有问题的,我家老邻居的孩子就是领养的,一个月大时领养,现在25岁。叔叔是有希望的!", "target": "亲们,不要理蛆,无视它" }, { "source": "我去找小空!", "target": "还没找到啊?再不行得报人口失踪了" }, { "source": "还没找到啊?再不行得报人口失踪了", "target": "请问你去哪报阿我的户口貌似不在那耶" }, { "source": "看到很多人说直译很生硬,但也有可能是山东人说的其实", "target": "很有道理你这么一说" }, { "source": "医生也有穷的!不可能", "target": "医生为啥没有穷的。。" }, { "source": "哇没胸咋办", "target": "放在钱包里,外星人入侵的时候出示不会打你" }, { "source": "我爱你啊可爱可爱可爱", "target": "我也喜欢你哦" }, { "source": "要真是粑粑你会吃", "target": "你问她做不做要真是粑粑她做不做" }, { "source": "你问她做不做要真是粑粑她做不做", "target": "粑粑不用做" }, { "source": "什么教主?大家就事论事,干嘛老你你的人身攻击,冷静理智OK?不用回复我了,谢谢", "target": "和你论几把,你先看看自己再说好吗,是不是傻" }, { "source": "和你论几把,你先看看自己再说好吗,是不是傻", "target": "请你嘴巴放干净点,谁傻谁知道,和你这种人根本不用讲道理" }, { "source": "请你嘴巴放干净点,谁傻谁知道,和你这种人根本不用讲道理", "target": "送上来让你大脸,跟你客气个几把啊" }, { "source": "两个小孩说水泥柱那段就像光头强砍木头", "target": "哈哈哈哈光头强" }, { "source": "我徐掉头发了呢是不是每天思考太多了哈哈哈哈用脑过度吃点维生素管用", "target": "我还好呢,一直都掉啊,基数太大" }, { "source": "我还好呢,一直都掉啊,基数太大", "target": "哈哈哈哈所以不用担心" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "一起" }, { "source": "我怎么看到CZ的737了", "target": "不认识" }, { "source": "老学姐好", "target": "社会青年好" }, { "source": "我应该是少数知道你是谁的人吧分点幸运给我吧", "target": "他是谁啊" }, { "source": "他是谁啊", "target": "当然不能说啦" }, { "source": "我不活了,明天开始你们看不到我了", "target": "那也行,只是本来你还被分配到三天,现在我一人独享七天,我怕太辛苦" }, { "source": "那也行,只是本来你还被分配到三天,现在我一人独享七天,我怕太辛苦", "target": "我相信你可以的" }, { "source": "我相信你可以的", "target": "累啊,白天还得加班" }, { "source": "累啊,白天还得加班", "target": "我挺你,可以的" }, { "source": "我挺你,可以的", "target": "偶要害羞嗒" }, { "source": "明天妇女节咯", "target": "不过不过" }, { "source": "不过不过", "target": "哈哈," }, { "source": "又是看了前任3的", "target": "哈哈哈是不是遭刷屏了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈是不是遭刷屏了", "target": "只是觉得讲的东西很好刚好内容跟我体会过的一样而已。哈哈" }, { "source": "你要回家?", "target": "回嘛" }, { "source": "亲,你去龙舞学舞了吗?", "target": "报名了" }, { "source": "你在哪呢", "target": "宿舍呢" }, { "source": "花海中甜梦~", "target": "我已经快睡着了" }, { "source": "嗨…我知道,不谈了,说多了都是泪", "target": "晕死··想什么呢" }, { "source": "晕死··想什么呢", "target": "就今年各种不在状态啊" }, { "source": "为喵吖求羽绒服长的厚的", "target": "不懂" }, { "source": "不懂", "target": "我不怪你" }, { "source": "这次点对了,停止一切幻想,脚踏实地做事", "target": "嗯做了快七个小时的ppt第一张还没做完" }, { "source": "嗯做了快七个小时的ppt第一张还没做完", "target": "第一张内容这么丰富" }, { "source": "丑死个人,还有人喊你老公,我要呕了,都是铜臭味!", "target": "现在是纸币时代。" }, { "source": "辛苦了(窗户上那个路灯真是传神", "target": "我要怎样才能像你一样优秀,每次都能在各种奇奇怪怪的地方看到你的神回复" }, { "source": "我要怎样才能像你一样优秀,每次都能在各种奇奇怪怪的地方看到你的神回复", "target": "10086个赞同" }, { "source": "好久不见小哥哥", "target": "想我了没" }, { "source": "想我了没", "target": "你干嘛去了,非常想念" }, { "source": "你干嘛去了,非常想念", "target": "养生去了" }, { "source": "说真的攒长发真好看", "target": "努力攒头发嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "那晚上吃饭怎么解决", "target": "家里解决" }, { "source": "家里解决", "target": "我每次家里吃完饭人家都关门了" }, { "source": "我每次家里吃完饭人家都关门了", "target": "我之前上班也这样所以辞职了" }, { "source": "阿爸无发可说", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈就服你" }, { "source": "真的吗?你年轻的时候确定喜欢的是老陈?", "target": "十八岁!不年轻吗!" }, { "source": "我不是女同,但我真的爱你。。。", "target": "我也是喜欢男人的" }, { "source": "我也是喜欢男人的", "target": "我暂且相信你" }, { "source": "你本来就不胖", "target": "不,还是有点胖的" }, { "source": "减肥?", "target": "嗯长胖了" }, { "source": "嗯长胖了", "target": "看不出来呵呵" }, { "source": "简单直白形象告诉你颜色", "target": "白管我还没买过" }, { "source": "白管我还没买过", "target": "我也没买过,不知道区别" }, { "source": "向特别能熬夜的致敬", "target": "熬了一身病但是没办法" }, { "source": "长肉的东西!", "target": "回去就变大胖子!" }, { "source": "谢谢!友!晚安!", "target": "不客气!" }, { "source": "你们那有什么知名景区?", "target": "我不告诉你有太行山大峡谷" }, { "source": "我不告诉你有太行山大峡谷", "target": "不出名!,我想到了,我该去五台山拜拜佛,避避暑" }, { "source": "不出名!,我想到了,我该去五台山拜拜佛,避避暑", "target": "五台山是真心凉快,你快去向佛忏悔吧!" }, { "source": "我还在苦苦等待浩哥哥下课回来吃饭", "target": "学生娃儿伤不起啊等待永久的等待" }, { "source": "继续睡吧", "target": "哈哈,这样的情况可遇不可求" }, { "source": "哈哈,这样的情况可遇不可求", "target": "狼狼真可爱。。" }, { "source": "狼狼真可爱。。", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "大哥的发色是什么呢!", "target": "这个是假发••!" }, { "source": "为什么不投稿给我", "target": "我很久不写影评了" }, { "source": "我很久不写影评了", "target": "所以写了就投给我呗" }, { "source": "所以写了就投给我呗", "target": "我也不知道你要" }, { "source": "我上下一共四颗都长这样已经拔了一颗还有三颗痛了再去拔", "target": "问一下你多久好的拔完有发烧什么的不" }, { "source": "你被生日了", "target": "是呀是呀~各种被~" }, { "source": "有点羡慕陈晓啦!!我也要周老师抱抱", "target": "周老师很和蔼" }, { "source": "周老师很和蔼", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "她是我最喜欢的央视主持人,声音好听,长得也漂亮" }, { "source": "她是我最喜欢的央视主持人,声音好听,长得也漂亮", "target": "哎呀呀!谢谢谢谢" }, { "source": "不睡干嘛", "target": "你萌的不要不要的。" }, { "source": "美不胜收妙不可言男神哎", "target": "太过奖" }, { "source": "注意身体呦亲!", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "嗜好是慢慢培养的嘛", "target": "这个不可以培养" }, { "source": "这个不可以培养", "target": "只要你愿意" }, { "source": "为啥蚊子跟疯了一样咬我", "target": "因为他们喜欢你" }, { "source": "喝粥一个星期的我……快吐了", "target": "想要流沙包!" }, { "source": "想要流沙包!", "target": "我来了!" }, { "source": "这一幕确实感人,现在好怕参加婚礼,觉得自己会被感动到不行,然后被人发现后又觉得难为情", "target": "哈哈哈……" }, { "source": "待我三月去陪你", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊你还有10天才开学" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊你还有10天才开学", "target": "大佬是7天" }, { "source": "你俩啥时候要孩子?", "target": "准备呢呀" }, { "source": "准备呢呀", "target": ":期待、不要有压力、顺其自然" }, { "source": "飘过", "target": "为何" }, { "source": "喝茶跟好好做人有什么关系", "target": "因为…这不是找个时间点收拾心情" }, { "source": "因为…这不是找个时间点收拾心情", "target": "很有道理!" }, { "source": "多跳舞。", "target": "多下翘" }, { "source": "好赞啊你快去这里玩", "target": "去过了" }, { "source": "都买书啦!", "target": "是的呀!虽然不知道等书到了还有没有热情" }, { "source": "小心404", "target": "404什么意思" }, { "source": "我们!", "target": "我就不应该问你哪个鱼唇的问题现在我受到了一万点伤害我还以为p1是参加毕业典礼之类的" }, { "source": "我就不应该问你哪个鱼唇的问题现在我受到了一万点伤害我还以为p1是参加毕业典礼之类的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈我经常掉1000点血那是她舍友去试婚纱她也一起试试" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈我经常掉1000点血那是她舍友去试婚纱她也一起试试", "target": "果然只有长得美的人才有对象" }, { "source": "果然只有长得美的人才有对象", "target": "不不你最近的照片很软萌啊!软萌的一米六八!" }, { "source": "为什么不带我", "target": "为啥要带你" }, { "source": "你真想胖成球么", "target": "赶紧的,别犹豫" }, { "source": "咿,你跟你哥哥都是北大滴?", "target": "他不是。。" }, { "source": "他不是。。", "target": "感觉你挺接地气的" }, { "source": "这个算改款的汉服吧不过拍那天还在下雨我看起妹纸也冷的要命", "target": "摄影师和模特都不容易啊,你们辛苦了。" }, { "source": "摄影师和模特都不容易啊,你们辛苦了。", "target": "呵呵我不冷妹纸辛苦了" }, { "source": "呵呵我不冷妹纸辛苦了", "target": "看来你是【暖】男喔" }, { "source": "看看穿九分裤光着脚的你就不冷了", "target": "你见我了?" }, { "source": "你见我了?", "target": "你也没穿?" }, { "source": "吃饭没有呢?", "target": "吃了吃了" }, { "source": "吃了吃了", "target": "哈哈吃了就好" }, { "source": "哈哈吃了就好", "target": "酒足饭饱就等着做美梦那" }, { "source": "你们两公母新年快乐!", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "霍你们私约不带我", "target": "重点你在哪里麻" }, { "source": "重点你在哪里麻", "target": "老子在成都!" }, { "source": "老子在成都!", "target": "你不是在杭州,你们下周才上班哒,今天还可以约,给你个机会" }, { "source": "你不是在杭州,你们下周才上班哒,今天还可以约,给你个机会", "target": "我初五就回来了今天你不上班嗦?" }, { "source": "可怜的娃", "target": "超悲剧" }, { "source": "黑黑更健康", "target": "那是唐总多晒晒" }, { "source": "那是唐总多晒晒", "target": "你哥早就晒黑了" }, { "source": "你哥早就晒黑了", "target": "还不够黑" }, { "source": "有选择困难症的已经举爪", "target": "天秤座么亲" }, { "source": "天秤座么亲", "target": "我是蝎子。。" }, { "source": "我是蝎子。。", "target": "天蝎不是腹黑么。。" }, { "source": "天蝎不是腹黑么。。", "target": "哈哈,是吧,不要触及自己的底线还OK吧" }, { "source": "小美眉", "target": "来啦" }, { "source": "这几天都有雨", "target": "姐姐" }, { "source": "姐姐", "target": "闲喽来找我喝咖啡了清" }, { "source": "哎哟大神你来啦", "target": "是呀,明天去你们店玩哦,你们几点开始营业呢?" }, { "source": "我知道了一个秘密,看天下女人", "target": "什么秘密。" }, { "source": "什么秘密。", "target": "仔细看,她以前暗恋的那个人会出现" }, { "source": "仔细看,她以前暗恋的那个人会出现", "target": "我没有那个频繁" }, { "source": "我没有那个频繁", "target": "他怎么你了?" }, { "source": "他怎么你了?", "target": "谁啊" }, { "source": "谁啊", "target": "干嘛哭了?" }, { "source": "干嘛哭了?", "target": "我说我没有天下女人那个频道" }, { "source": "我说我没有天下女人那个频道", "target": "我知道你舍不得我死,对不对" }, { "source": "我知道你舍不得我死,对不对", "target": "谁说的啊" }, { "source": "谢娜心计狗", "target": "为什么这么说" }, { "source": "伊娃不红,天理不容!", "target": "别闹" }, { "source": "怎样能忍住辣", "target": "随缘" }, { "source": "你变了,说好爱焦糖玛奇朵一辈子呢", "target": "这就是焦糖玛奇朵啊" }, { "source": "这就是焦糖玛奇朵啊", "target": "好吧,看着像冻拿铁" }, { "source": "自己动手丰衣足食", "target": "有点动不了~~要不你考虑下呗?" }, { "source": "有点动不了~~要不你考虑下呗?", "target": "是什么呀?" }, { "source": "是什么呀?", "target": "就是不会做呗~~" }, { "source": "就是不会做呗~~", "target": "那我更不会了" }, { "source": "那我更不会了", "target": "不一定的....我那个也没怎么看过~" }, { "source": "不一定的....我那个也没怎么看过~", "target": "我是完全没看" }, { "source": "高铁上还卖周黑鸭呢,想吃就吃哈哈哈", "target": "好滴!" }, { "source": "过年好美姗", "target": "哈哈哈哈红红火火恍恍惚惚" }, { "source": "没有居号我都不知道咋毒", "target": "当然是一个字一个字肇着纵向毒了" }, { "source": "当然是一个字一个字肇着纵向毒了", "target": "这就对喽!!" }, { "source": "同求车!", "target": "同区吗甩ID,我加了一堆求车的满级号" }, { "source": "想你这样优漂亮又优秀的女生就喜欢乱想", "target": "你!怎么竟说实话!" }, { "source": "棉花糖好大", "target": "哈哈,是的,免费的哦" }, { "source": "哈哈,是的,免费的哦", "target": "真心不错啊甜的食品" }, { "source": "真心不错啊甜的食品", "target": "我吃的很少" }, { "source": "我说我脖子有一块皮肤特别粗糙,可能就是用摇摇乐用的", "target": "我脖子有一块粗糙的皮、看了医生说是汗斑" }, { "source": "宁波现在在下雨了。", "target": "只要放学前通知播出来就哦开啦!!然后出太阳也无所谓!" }, { "source": "只要放学前通知播出来就哦开啦!!然后出太阳也无所谓!", "target": "播出来了。怎么说?" }, { "source": "播出来了。怎么说?", "target": "让我们注意安全继续上课!TT" }, { "source": "让我们注意安全继续上课!TT", "target": "额。这么给力的呀。" }, { "source": "昨晚11点才到家,今天给你补个生日快乐莫见怪", "target": "被你知道了,不介意的谢谢哈~" }, { "source": "不容易,爱你们", "target": "以后还要不容易" }, { "source": "十分需要了,特别是头发细软塌,脱发严重,发际线本身高又秃,求一定要发", "target": "我跟你一样" }, { "source": "仰望", "target": "五年前就是128…不过那时候左脑发达" }, { "source": "五年前就是128…不过那时候左脑发达", "target": "可能它们耐不住寂寞偷偷换了个位子" }, { "source": "手机停机了?", "target": "现在冲了" }, { "source": "亲爱的怎么啦?", "target": "意外接到个通知~" }, { "source": "意外接到个通知~", "target": "哇塞有好事吧?提前恭喜一下~" }, { "source": "你站在这儿别动我去把橘子树砍了", "target": "我这会很难受" }, { "source": "我这会很难受", "target": "点个外卖吃一下就想起来了" }, { "source": "点个外卖吃一下就想起来了", "target": "我都到家了我还没想起来我要疯了" }, { "source": "今天带着我四个月的宝宝去看你们内场声音巨大看了一个小时怕影响到肚子里的宝宝万分不舍的提前离开啦再次见到你们真的很开心但人生就是有好多遗憾期待下次再相遇吧我想那时候我应该是个妈妈啦时间真的过的蛮快的我从初中生听到上大学现在结婚有了自己的宝宝感谢你们的音乐一路的陪伴下次见", "target": "看到你的回复突然就好想哭" }, { "source": "看到你的回复突然就好想哭", "target": "控制控制哈" }, { "source": "辛苦了,女朋友", "target": "谢谢么么" }, { "source": "早点休息", "target": "嗯嗯呼呼咯" }, { "source": "苟富贵勿相忘哈哈哈哈哈源源", "target": "为什么我觉得这是个广告" }, { "source": "为什么我觉得这是个广告", "target": "哈哈哈不是不是" }, { "source": "求关注啊师兄其实初中就识你啦", "target": "哈哈大家都系经中6年好易认到者" }, { "source": "哈哈大家都系经中6年好易认到者", "target": "“中秋节”" }, { "source": "“中秋节”", "target": "什么中秋节" }, { "source": "你和谢大脚的同居生活不敢想", "target": "哈哈哈,天天都是吃吃吃!" }, { "source": "字很好看", "target": "必须的哈。" }, { "source": "高楼再多一些!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "今天不被看好的球队都秒进", "target": "第一场哪个赢了" }, { "source": "第一场哪个赢了", "target": "我们德国哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有时间就去放松一下,艳遇一下啊", "target": "嗯等爆个款了在玩。现在有卡忙" }, { "source": "嗯等爆个款了在玩。现在有卡忙", "target": "先赚钱了再好好玩" }, { "source": "先赚钱了再好好玩", "target": "嗯嗯是滴得" }, { "source": "幸福总是来的那么快你应该庆幸不是夏天", "target": "我夏天也学了好不好" }, { "source": "我夏天也学了好不好", "target": "冬天晒不黑" }, { "source": "冬天晒不黑", "target": "冻死了!你在哪儿" }, { "source": "这个是在便道上,车主在找停车位,前面男的正常走,车主按了下喇叭提醒让一下,结果这男的走马路中间了,还停下来踹了车主的车。这件事儿在交通规则上没有什么问题,本来就是一个互相理解,互相礼让的事儿。但是这男的不知道哪根筋不对劲了,踹了车,打了人。还跑了,挺厉害的别跑啊", "target": "废话,你喇叭声吓着人家了,禁止市区乱鸣笛知道不?" }, { "source": "废话,你喇叭声吓着人家了,禁止市区乱鸣笛知道不?", "target": "禁止市区乱鸣笛,没有禁止鸣笛啊,还是可以鸣笛提醒行人的吧?" }, { "source": "阿姨你好", "target": "你说啥!" }, { "source": "我就是白羊的,我告诉你,白羊要是喜欢你,会跟个哈巴狗似的贴着你,赖着你,要是不喜欢了,就根本不理你,爱谁谁,这就是白羊,简单明了不作做", "target": "还会再去陪你出去看电影,陪你去看你想看而他已经看厌了的夜景么?真的不知道他到底是怎么想的!?" }, { "source": "还会再去陪你出去看电影,陪你去看你想看而他已经看厌了的夜景么?真的不知道他到底是怎么想的!?", "target": "看感情,如果刻苦铭心的话,绝对会的" }, { "source": "我昨天也失眠…翻来复去好久才睡着", "target": "你难道是因为...喝了一点点?" }, { "source": "睡得好晚", "target": "对啊超困" }, { "source": "来大姨妈什么感觉?", "target": "我打一拳你弟弟什么感觉?" }, { "source": "我打一拳你弟弟什么感觉?", "target": "你知道打弟弟一拳什么感觉么" }, { "source": "钟大姐啊", "target": "我当时自己都忍不住笑了" }, { "source": "我当时自己都忍不住笑了", "target": "刚刚我看到也笑" }, { "source": "怎么没回家?", "target": "有个晚会,得准备" }, { "source": "有个晚会,得准备", "target": "辛苦辛苦" }, { "source": "我的天呐!三省来的机器猫?这包容量真可以~", "target": "你是哪个省?" }, { "source": "非诚勿扰走起", "target": "不是我的风格~" }, { "source": "不喜欢你了", "target": "我错了...我改" }, { "source": "我错了...我改", "target": "怎么改哦" }, { "source": "怎么改哦", "target": "如何改,请教" }, { "source": "如何改,请教", "target": "你还在吗" }, { "source": "你还在吗", "target": "你才不在,找我准没好事!" }, { "source": "你才不在,找我准没好事!", "target": "你要是真人多好" }, { "source": "你要是真人多好", "target": "额……" }, { "source": "哈哈骗子又变帅了哦", "target": "恋爱的骗子能不帅吗?" }, { "source": "五好买电子表啊!!!", "target": "买到啦.!!!不通宵??那....我想想先,因为两个人睡等于不用睡了" }, { "source": "人才", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "才女体弱,智者长寿,这两者都会体现在你身上滴", "target": "谢谢你,哪敢那么贪心呢。" }, { "source": "谢谢你,哪敢那么贪心呢。", "target": "体弱者自会养生,智慧者善于养生嘛。" }, { "source": "体弱者自会养生,智慧者善于养生嘛。", "target": "不过无论如何,我是开始关注养生的了。" }, { "source": "不过无论如何,我是开始关注养生的了。", "target": "增加户外运动" }, { "source": "婷婷来山西卫视吧!", "target": "可以!灰常有兴趣!主要干什么活?" }, { "source": "可以!灰常有兴趣!主要干什么活?", "target": "策划编导,来嘛!" }, { "source": "34+5周?", "target": "38+5" }, { "source": "38+5", "target": "呵呵,那足月了" }, { "source": "所以……人心不足蛇吞象", "target": "无意中带的就是我的完全没有什么不好的话" }, { "source": "无意中带的就是我的完全没有什么不好的话", "target": "见识了" }, { "source": "这把稳了,熊神无解肥!!", "target": "笑死我了" }, { "source": "你来西安啦?居然不找我!我还可以带你玩呀", "target": "啊我才看到,我是临时说起的,也没玩两天,哈哈哈就没说" }, { "source": "这切糕到底怎么了?", "target": "就是切糕党,说是按斤算的一斤五块钱,最后变成五块钱一两,你一斤就几十块钱,你说太贵了他们一群人上来围你,拿刀啊秤砣恐吓你。强买强卖。更过分的就是之前上来围住你,尝尝!然后直接坑你" }, { "source": "以前只注意你的颜没想到你身材这么好", "target": "我胖的和猪一样" }, { "source": "我一直在想一个比赛,为什么要有帮帮唱这种环节存在?既然不能唱两首,被取消的竟然是参赛者的独唱,而不是这子虚乌有的帮唱。", "target": "不知道是是谁的比赛帮唱嘉宾吗" }, { "source": "可怜可怜……老湿、你休息休息吧~给你捶捶背……", "target": "哈哈,你最好。" }, { "source": "哈哈,你最好。", "target": "光荣啊……谢老师啦……我听你课去了……单词凄美邂逅中……" }, { "source": "光荣啊……谢老师啦……我听你课去了……单词凄美邂逅中……", "target": "怎么光荣了?" }, { "source": "个昨天跟学妹跟场时小学妹哒哒哒跑得飞快喊我:学姐快一点!来不及了,我拖沓着沉重的身体心想其实我也想快,无奈人老了胖了挪不动了(扯偏了……泥加油!开跑了不?", "target": "2点上课我也想快啊,太累了心有馀而力不足啊大侠你跟场是什么鬼" }, { "source": "不知道为什么左手没什么压力,右手却死活做不出来,难道不是亲生的手", "target": "为啥我左手死掰不行,右手都没啥压力啊" }, { "source": "偶也要去!飞机飞过,等等偶", "target": "飞机也追不上了在回程的路上了~" }, { "source": "孤芳自赏?", "target": "没有,室友在旁边" }, { "source": "没有,室友在旁边", "target": "竟然不强镜" }, { "source": "多喝水每天喝个2800ml", "target": "对啊,我就特别想知道怎么保持自己一直想喝水,因为我好像不渴就不会主动喝" }, { "source": "对啊,我就特别想知道怎么保持自己一直想喝水,因为我好像不渴就不会主动喝", "target": "我有一个1L的水杯,加吸管喝,边玩手机边喝,晚上。" }, { "source": "小爱,你干嘛不直接看,还要下载,浪费内存和占用网速呢。", "target": "额,办公室又不能看,下载到MP4回宿舍看,哈哈" }, { "source": "额,办公室又不能看,下载到MP4回宿舍看,哈哈", "target": "晕死。你宿舍没电脑的么" }, { "source": "晕死。你宿舍没电脑的么", "target": "没有你那么先进,没有电脑啊" }, { "source": "没有你那么先进,没有电脑啊", "target": "真的假的噢。自己弄个网络呗。" }, { "source": "真的假的噢。自己弄个网络呗。", "target": "有什么好骗人的么?难不成我再去买台电脑?没那个必要,在办公室一天对着电脑了,下班回宿舍还对着电脑,会不会吐啊?" }, { "source": "有什么好骗人的么?难不成我再去买台电脑?没那个必要,在办公室一天对着电脑了,下班回宿舍还对着电脑,会不会吐啊?", "target": "额,不会啊。那没上班的时候不会很无聊的么" }, { "source": "额,不会啊。那没上班的时候不会很无聊的么", "target": "额,反正一天到晚对着电脑让我觉得很烦的" }, { "source": "额,反正一天到晚对着电脑让我觉得很烦的", "target": "我知道啊。平时回去放放音乐,窝床上看书也好啊。但是周末没有电脑那就悲剧了。" }, { "source": "我饿!", "target": "睡觉就不饿了!" }, { "source": "最爱中间的玉米饼,超好吃", "target": "我也爱" }, { "source": "想那么多难怪失眠", "target": "我在考虑我以后的工作啊" }, { "source": "我在考虑我以后的工作啊", "target": "有什么好考虑。慢慢找啊" }, { "source": "吃完小孩肉吃榴莲", "target": "都好吃" }, { "source": "早个头", "target": "我不会告诉你我七点就起来了" }, { "source": "我不会告诉你我七点就起来了", "target": "我五点……" }, { "source": "我五点……", "target": "你昨晚九点就睡了" }, { "source": "你昨晚九点就睡了", "target": "这不是重点,那个……" }, { "source": "这不是重点,那个……", "target": "重点是我十二点过才睡的" }, { "source": "重点是我十二点过才睡的", "target": "那你继续睡" }, { "source": "那你继续睡", "target": "我已经起床了!" }, { "source": "我已经起床了!", "target": "躺下睡!!" }, { "source": "躺下睡!!", "target": "不行作业等着我去宠它" }, { "source": "不行作业等着我去宠它", "target": "去吧,小学生" }, { "source": "去吧,小学生", "target": "你才小学生" }, { "source": "天天睡了吃,吃了睡就好了", "target": "猪一样的生活" }, { "source": "我家宝就是摔了一个世纪时髦摔怎样~~大长腿就是比较不方便了啦~骄傲的继续大步向前爱!你!!", "target": "你也是厉害了" }, { "source": "感觉这个车真的是很酷", "target": "嗯嗯,好炫酷呢" }, { "source": "换屏换屏专业换屏", "target": "你啊" }, { "source": "你啊", "target": "对阿" }, { "source": "你是晒价格?", "target": "那你觉得呢" }, { "source": "还有247条短信你先一一回复啊", "target": "不想看,何必回" }, { "source": "唉,11.11要跟导师见面没法去蹭了", "target": "导师不是单身吧" }, { "source": "去现场买吧。贼便宜呢。2600的票,票贩子才600收。所以肯定卖得也不贵。", "target": "啊。。。真的啊" }, { "source": "女神", "target": "后面得加俩字,女神…经病~" }, { "source": "后面得加俩字,女神…经病~", "target": "你是我的女神" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "是因为最美长得不安全么?" }, { "source": "是因为最美长得不安全么?", "target": "注意保护好自己" }, { "source": "注意保护好自己", "target": "最美的待遇就是不一样,千叮咛万嘱咐" }, { "source": "你这留言让我觉得你混身都是大脚趾啊哥。。早上五点。。年纪不小了何必这么难为自己。", "target": "跟一帮年纪和咱爸大小的大人打球。。。我是最嫩的....." }, { "source": "跟一帮年纪和咱爸大小的大人打球。。。我是最嫩的.....", "target": "那你还受伤。" }, { "source": "苹果肌姐姐你真可耐", "target": "羡慕不!" }, { "source": "羡慕不!", "target": "嫉妒!恨!" }, { "source": "嫉妒!恨!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "点评可以,前辈可不敢当从这个建筑,基本可以看出东西方文化的冲突。华人一般是不会选择这样的建筑摆布,落斜,开门见路,是个散财局,但西人一般不会在意这些,更不管何为旺丁何为旺财", "target": "对的~~但系不能排除,这个或许是后门,哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "猫可以嘛", "target": "猫不需要额外补钙的……" }, { "source": "麻蛋,你值夜班都可以看电影,我夜班都没法看!", "target": "苦中作乐" }, { "source": "小龙虾能吃不", "target": "做熟了能吃..." }, { "source": "做熟了能吃...", "target": "簋街" }, { "source": "簋街", "target": "在武汉我们就自己煮了" }, { "source": "在武汉我们就自己煮了", "target": "希望不会脏" }, { "source": "希望不会脏", "target": "自己做的话每一只都会给它认真洗澡" }, { "source": "移动再不取消我就要换联通或者电信了,资费贵,套餐贵,移动啥都贵!", "target": "赶紧换,我都换了,移动办个最低套餐就行了" }, { "source": "你现在才训完,我们都上了一周课了!", "target": "我们学开得晚" }, { "source": "我们学开得晚", "target": "国庆好久放假?" }, { "source": "国庆好久放假?", "target": "29号放8天,你们诶" }, { "source": "29号放8天,你们诶", "target": "我们30号开始放!只放七天!" }, { "source": "哇,生日快乐!", "target": "谢谢猴子!" }, { "source": "扣妹子,敢不敢大方点。", "target": "你自己说我扣" }, { "source": "你自己说我扣", "target": "你大方。。你大方。请我出大餐。" }, { "source": "你大方。。你大方。请我出大餐。", "target": "你大方不嘛" }, { "source": "你大方不嘛", "target": "我该不该大方?我要说大方还是不大方,你才请我大餐。?" }, { "source": "我该不该大方?我要说大方还是不大方,你才请我大餐。?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "是个男的说这话,我就开骂了,女生我就忍了。。" }, { "source": "是个男的说这话,我就开骂了,女生我就忍了。。", "target": "那我睡了" }, { "source": "那我睡了", "target": "好。晚安。" }, { "source": "好。晚安。", "target": "有空请你过来吃饭" }, { "source": "有空请你过来吃饭", "target": "吃面就不要叫我了。哈哈" }, { "source": "可以和我还有小喇叭相约哈尔滨", "target": "你们俩相约在没有雪的哈尔滨玩啥" }, { "source": "东野出来了???", "target": "你们村刚通网?" }, { "source": "你们村刚通网?", "target": "没看到他出来的新闻,没有去搜,问一句咋的了?" }, { "source": "没看到他出来的新闻,没有去搜,问一句咋的了?", "target": "我这不也是问你一句么?咋的了?" }, { "source": "好久没见突然发现你变好犀利,难道是我以前没发现?", "target": "难道你只发现我婉约的一面?〜" }, { "source": "有钱", "target": "发短信你不回我以为你死啦勒" }, { "source": "发短信你不回我以为你死啦勒", "target": "群发的短信不回" }, { "source": "我婕怎么还穿辣么厚", "target": "西安热不我展" }, { "source": "您好我是个摄影小白想问您一下您文章里推荐的这些相机有些不是单反吗既然是单反的话成像不是应该在储存卡里的吗怎么单反会用到胶片呢?麻烦您解惑", "target": "都是胶片机" }, { "source": "以前也吃挺多的,为什么以前不胖,现在长肉了呢", "target": "我也不知道" }, { "source": "不是你生日吧我记得你五月初呀", "target": "就是生日亲,五月初三" }, { "source": "就是生日亲,五月初三", "target": "生日快乐!" }, { "source": "我是大明湖畔的夏雨荷啊,皇上,你就接我回宫住吧", "target": "来吧,回宫服侍朕" }, { "source": "吃芒果会导致起痘痘", "target": "上火啊" }, { "source": "这故事告诉我们,不要欺负小孩", "target": "唉。。。欣欣等你生了小孩我就去惹他,然后就把他扔给你收拾。。。哈哈" }, { "source": "唉。。。欣欣等你生了小孩我就去惹他,然后就把他扔给你收拾。。。哈哈", "target": "这孩子。。。" }, { "source": "这孩子。。。", "target": "快点找个男人嫁了!然后生个宝宝给我玩!你在家吗?" }, { "source": "岚岚啊,你是不是在横店呢?我在义乌,这里是39度!", "target": "她在四川,我是永康的" }, { "source": "她在四川,我是永康的", "target": "你怎么知道在四川呢啊?" }, { "source": "不吃饭就不开心了", "target": "吃了饭变胖更不开心" }, { "source": "宝宝不走", "target": "让我强行……拖走" }, { "source": "让我强行……拖走", "target": "你欺负人哦不你欺负猫" }, { "source": "你欺负人哦不你欺负猫", "target": "不给它点颜色它以后就上天了" }, { "source": "快告诉我!吃的什么???!!!", "target": "宵夜吃多了" }, { "source": "宵夜吃多了", "target": "哦!看来我应该加点宵夜" }, { "source": "不知道额应该是出现论文两个字它就会冒出来", "target": "回校还可以看同桌的你吗?下嫁了吧。。。" }, { "source": "好幸福", "target": "我现在已经火车上了,好激动的赶脚,可以就是太挤了,不过幸好我是坐起看他们挤" }, { "source": "签名合影了吗?", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "死催死催的今天终于到了", "target": "你怎么催的" }, { "source": "嘤嘤嘤好难过", "target": "哈哈别难过了" }, { "source": "发型太漂移了", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "你们想要男朋友女朋友的直接发照片嘛", "target": "这样" }, { "source": "这样", "target": "你好" }, { "source": "猪哥哥,早安", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "明儿游泳走", "target": "不过感觉明天可以吧应该,明天第五天。可以" }, { "source": "不过感觉明天可以吧应该,明天第五天。可以", "target": "那就再等两天吧" }, { "source": "那就再等两天吧", "target": "我也好想好想好想游泳" }, { "source": "哇哦,交男朋友啦", "target": "不存在的" }, { "source": "跑完了赶快好好休息", "target": "知道了" }, { "source": "我一直吃的豆腐脑都是加糖的", "target": "哈哈哈味道还可以" }, { "source": "唱那个老鼠爱大米得", "target": "天啊!真的假的?难道这话题是来搞笑的?" }, { "source": "天啊!真的假的?难道这话题是来搞笑的?", "target": "对啊,开玩笑的,所以才觉得丧心病狂啊哈哈" }, { "source": "哈我妹是环境保护系吗?反正跟环境在一起", "target": "哈哈,姐姐,那是环境规划,她们学院的宿舍就在我们住的旁边。" }, { "source": "哈哈,姐姐,那是环境规划,她们学院的宿舍就在我们住的旁边。", "target": "哈哈对对跟你宿舍挨着呀哈哈那我是不是有机会碰见你了" }, { "source": "哈哈对对跟你宿舍挨着呀哈哈那我是不是有机会碰见你了", "target": "如果你来她们宿舍那还是有机会的。" }, { "source": "我手机上有个游戏模式一直不知道怎么用……X9S也是这样吗?", "target": "您好,请问您指的是游戏勿扰模式吗?" }, { "source": "您好,请问您指的是游戏勿扰模式吗?", "target": "对的,开了就是这样的吗?" }, { "source": "对的,开了就是这样的吗?", "target": "X9s支持游戏勿扰功能,但是不支持游戏画中画功能。" }, { "source": "你在做撒子哦~用不用弄勤奋哦~", "target": "呵呵,工作啥,必须拿出工作的态度" }, { "source": "还是五公里记忆老灶了,", "target": "我去的最多的是沙坪坝的记忆老灶!" }, { "source": "我去的最多的是沙坪坝的记忆老灶!", "target": "有一次说和重大的朋友一起去吃结果没位子最后吃了烤肉" }, { "source": "有一次说和重大的朋友一起去吃结果没位子最后吃了烤肉", "target": "哈哈哈哈可惜了沙坪坝记忆老灶旁边的双巷子火锅也很出名的" }, { "source": "花希好棒!", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "等我跳槽还请俏总给个端茶送水的活收留", "target": "我司太土,留不住你…我倒是想跳到清闲的地方" }, { "source": "网红少女", "target": "刚好60分!!" }, { "source": "刚好60分!!", "target": "长得美了不起?脸小了不起?" }, { "source": "你们能不能后边艾特这个狗,看的觉得你们再给我点蜡", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,笑死,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "诶呀喂~我这弟弟哪里胖了~", "target": "我也是这样想的。。" }, { "source": "在哪直播", "target": "一样的问题" }, { "source": "哈哈'咱们要一起打工一起旅游一起努力学习'以后还有很多一起这是生命的小意义嘛!", "target": "嗯嗯一个一个目标慢慢实现吧。不久以后我就去深山老林修炼了。。。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈无聊假期熬夜秃头少女群", "target": "完全中了,怎么办呢哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "完全中了,怎么办呢哈哈哈哈", "target": "所以现在去睡觉吧熬夜秃顶" }, { "source": "所以现在去睡觉吧熬夜秃顶", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "讲什么的,我只看过大s的", "target": "她带牙套的故事,很搞笑,笑死我了" }, { "source": "未来的女汉纸不过好萌", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "额,是来纸纺吗?哈哈,来了请你吃大餐", "target": "江夏四中或者职校吧是在纸坊吗?近的话星期天克瞄哈子你咧~" }, { "source": "领证的节奏吗", "target": "俩不相干的事咋想一块去的。。。" }, { "source": "我是来找肚子的。", "target": "我没有肚子了!" }, { "source": "少了佣人,多了衣裳!嗯嗯。。。还是妳会算喊妳“金算盘”如何啊?", "target": "妳有万能的熊熊,当然不用算啦现在又多了个我替妳算着" }, { "source": "你脑子有点毛病但我用Ps帮你修好了", "target": "你还能不能出来玩了???" }, { "source": "你还能不能出来玩了???", "target": "过两天就能出去了!!!" }, { "source": "阿呆故意在你面前卖萌呢吧", "target": "他就不会卖萌,他是真有点傻,也好,愚钝一点能显得我比较聪明" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "红红早安" }, { "source": "红红早安", "target": "鸡蛋饼好吃嘛" }, { "source": "鸡蛋饼好吃嘛", "target": "面粉放多了点" }, { "source": "面粉放多了点", "target": "其实吧这个我会" }, { "source": "其实吧这个我会", "target": "面食你们北方人拿手啊" }, { "source": "面食你们北方人拿手啊", "target": "不过我总是偷懒" }, { "source": "不过我总是偷懒", "target": "都是在外面吃么?" }, { "source": "风景好根本就不用滤镜啦", "target": "就是啊!我直接倒出来拼在一起传了" }, { "source": "就是啊!我直接倒出来拼在一起传了", "target": "自由行吗" }, { "source": "我陷入爱情!", "target": "爱你呀!" }, { "source": "这个小泰妹太太太太太可爱了", "target": "特别融入吧" }, { "source": "特别融入吧", "target": "是滴,非常融入" }, { "source": "都晒红了,有没有买芦荟胶哦", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "手头妹纸真多", "target": "他们都不拍…我都抓走了" }, { "source": "我牙齿长得挺好的就是不知道吃饭老是咬到自己", "target": "咬合有问题,可以考虑做个检查" }, { "source": "你们什么时候回来?", "target": "最近不可以,清明节以后吧,清明节我要去趟广西" }, { "source": "最近不可以,清明节以后吧,清明节我要去趟广西", "target": "好的,回来找我。" }, { "source": "头发是我扎的", "target": "一看就知道是你的杰作" }, { "source": "我们来数羊吧!", "target": "我没碰手机实在睡不着又拿起来了" }, { "source": "我没碰手机实在睡不着又拿起来了", "target": "别放下,我们来聊天" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊那英老师回来了!!", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "前天我就是掰着我爸的嘴,把一大砣榴莲塞进他嘴里的,他能拒绝吗?不能,因为我是他崽", "target": "有你这个报应崽真是····以下省略n字" }, { "source": "有你这个报应崽真是····以下省略n字", "target": "哪有,冬天多吃榴莲,温补的" }, { "source": "感觉睫毛真的蛮重要的!", "target": "太美了。。。前几天还跟兰行说叫你还有你老公出来聚聚呢" }, { "source": "太美了。。。前几天还跟兰行说叫你还有你老公出来聚聚呢", "target": "好呀〜我还总和他说你们啦〜" }, { "source": "有头屑", "target": "大家攻击她!" }, { "source": "大家攻击她!", "target": "人家只是想放大看清你的美,然而!" }, { "source": "泥煤,又没上班", "target": "周末怎么可能上班,我要和同事遛狗去了" }, { "source": "周末怎么可能上班,我要和同事遛狗去了", "target": "是狗溜你" }, { "source": "是狗溜你", "target": "不给你说" }, { "source": "哈哈,二货好!你不要告诉我你在宿舍养猫啊", "target": "是这样啊" }, { "source": "是这样啊", "target": "你们宿舍居然可以养宠物,这不科学啊" }, { "source": "无法显示出你的加价血亏了吗", "target": "大家自会明白各中奥妙" }, { "source": "别象我了亲爱的,又练了10个小时的琴,快变相片了,照顾好自己身体哈", "target": "羨慕你,肉给你啊" }, { "source": "玩嫂子的时候", "target": "你真的很皮,皮几万的皮" }, { "source": "切。我在清东西都没一个人来问好吗。我觉得超级好!!", "target": "你们寝室肯定巴不得你走了" }, { "source": "你们寝室肯定巴不得你走了", "target": "我也巴不得离开。一群极品。" }, { "source": "我也巴不得离开。一群极品。", "target": "对对对,别个极品!!我们的大肥猪最优秀" }, { "source": "对对对,别个极品!!我们的大肥猪最优秀", "target": "是真的忍无可忍好吗" }, { "source": "烤地瓜!!", "target": "无敌了!" }, { "source": "多谢", "target": "跟我说谢还不如请我吃排骨泡饭!" }, { "source": "人见人要,必须过", "target": "刚刚笔试完" }, { "source": "刚刚笔试完", "target": "怎么样怎么样" }, { "source": "你长了几个嘴巴", "target": "真是过分" }, { "source": "真是过分", "target": "问你呢干嘛不回答" }, { "source": "我要", "target": "好累哦" }, { "source": "亲,你家缺保姆吗?留过学的那种", "target": "我家缺" }, { "source": "豆腐吃吗", "target": "你好坏" }, { "source": "你好坏", "target": "我是好人" }, { "source": "我是好人", "target": "好人一生平安" }, { "source": "好人一生平安", "target": "把你造出来的目的是什么" }, { "source": "把你造出来的目的是什么", "target": "还不都是你!" }, { "source": "还不都是你!", "target": "我跟你有关系吗" }, { "source": "我跟你有关系吗", "target": "没关系" }, { "source": "没关系", "target": "……懂感情吗" }, { "source": "……懂感情吗", "target": "懂吗?" }, { "source": "233333好好工作,等宝宝找到工作了一起飞", "target": "很好!" }, { "source": "很好!", "target": "记得要保护我" }, { "source": "记得要保护我", "target": "你放心,有我在你很安全!" }, { "source": "下次你要叫我再凶狠D!!!!个眼神~~~~~~~~", "target": "果晚太搞笑了无办法!~" }, { "source": "我们宿舍信号卡,要不第一肯定是我,我发了好几次才发出去~", "target": "没事比我强,不自信没敢发,最后超级后悔。。。。" }, { "source": "没事比我强,不自信没敢发,最后超级后悔。。。。", "target": "我发了好几次都失败,听你这么多天好不容易会个,还错过了," }, { "source": "我发了好几次都失败,听你这么多天好不容易会个,还错过了,", "target": "我也是的,哈哈哈,没关系的。。。" }, { "source": "我也是的,哈哈哈,没关系的。。。", "target": "哎~" }, { "source": "哎~", "target": "呵呵呵。。。。" }, { "source": "你集赞干啥呀", "target": "减五块" }, { "source": "减五块", "target": "集五个减五块,你怎么不多集点" }, { "source": "刚到手的我已经要被熏死了", "target": "无花果出吗" }, { "source": "无花果出吗", "target": "越问越喜欢了嘻嘻" }, { "source": "睿睿这是被浪浪调戏的节奏?", "target": "新殿你还不快快下圣旨?" }, { "source": "快睡吧", "target": "你还没睡啊" }, { "source": "你还没睡啊", "target": "我才回家" }, { "source": "我气愤了我今晚输钱", "target": "淡定,有输有赢嘛" }, { "source": "迷笛裙这期上吗", "target": "上的呀我剧透了" }, { "source": "上的呀我剧透了", "target": "我刚看到针织面料对我们小肚子党友好吗" }, { "source": "我七月去了会不会热死", "target": "肯定很热的" }, { "source": "我好像吧霸王花画胖了", "target": "我也这样觉得,画的胖胖的呀" }, { "source": "怎么换酷派了", "target": "公司的" }, { "source": "公司的", "target": "换什么岗位,还配手机" }, { "source": "换什么岗位,还配手机", "target": "行政又不是苹果" }, { "source": "行政又不是苹果", "target": "现在那么会交际咯" }, { "source": "现在那么会交际咯", "target": "不会" }, { "source": "不会", "target": "要请客的节奏" }, { "source": "要请客的节奏", "target": "没钱" }, { "source": "没钱", "target": "谦虚" }, { "source": "过个年就差不多开学了", "target": "那也羡慕" }, { "source": "毛国庆", "target": "生日快乐呀慧雅" }, { "source": "李自然监督你吧,易烊千玺监督不了你", "target": "我…………那以后早上六点我就跟他互相打电话吧,吵醒为止" }, { "source": "我…………那以后早上六点我就跟他互相打电话吧,吵醒为止", "target": "你并没有打电话喊我" }, { "source": "你并没有打电话喊我", "target": "没有起来是一个原因,我今天也感冒了是另一个原因" }, { "source": "你家猴哥抢镜类!", "target": "玩手机玩的眼睛累" }, { "source": "拽住不让走", "target": "你是拽不住我的" }, { "source": "这个怕是花菜哦,西兰花不该是绿色?还是我孤陋寡闻", "target": "都是都是,是花菜哈" }, { "source": "你这么瘦", "target": "我壮" }, { "source": "我壮", "target": "再见" }, { "source": "俺来啦", "target": "终于出现了嘛" }, { "source": "终于出现了嘛", "target": "一直在好不!谁叫你抛弃我的" }, { "source": "一直在好不!谁叫你抛弃我的", "target": "少来" }, { "source": "你随身携带小学毕业证?", "target": "等你回家的时候,从高中毕业到现在都没发过" }, { "source": "生无可恋", "target": "考多少" }, { "source": "考多少", "target": "23" }, { "source": "佳佳说喝柠檬蜂蜜水可以白白的,我今年开始做了,我要不要买个木桶泡牛奶", "target": "我已经换成柠檬百香果了" }, { "source": "我已经换成柠檬百香果了", "target": "那我还要不要买个桶,百香果我是直接加蜂蜜泡茶喝的" }, { "source": "什么时间有空啊?", "target": "晚上七八点,现在上班呢" }, { "source": "高尚,因为我低下头找了前任5次", "target": "有木有第六次" }, { "source": "不在禁捕之前吃几顿难道禁捕之后吃啊?咋滴吃几口鳗鱼都不行啊?", "target": "活体" }, { "source": "念你起床第一件就是写作业表现优秀给自己画一朵大红花吧", "target": "傻妮啊,越来越二了,唉,在家呆傻了,该去上学学点文化了" }, { "source": "傻妮啊,越来越二了,唉,在家呆傻了,该去上学学点文化了", "target": "怎么地了你机智的要命了是不是~" }, { "source": "怎么地了你机智的要命了是不是~", "target": "机智的我快疯了,郁闷" }, { "source": "过分了!想用整个相册来跟你斗图!", "target": "哈哈哈腻害了下次出来一起吃吃吃啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈腻害了下次出来一起吃吃吃啊", "target": "猴啊" }, { "source": "搬家了呀", "target": "搬了,附近小区,朝南" }, { "source": "亲,你想多了,我们不仅要催《巧克力4》,顺便喊要催催《少女说3》", "target": "还有女生宿舍二" }, { "source": "鹿晗在韩国录跑男的时候你都不知道在哪里呢!拽个屁啊!谦虚一点啦!", "target": "你让你家那位回韩国拍啊!!是不是在韩国撕不起才回来?!" }, { "source": "你让你家那位回韩国拍啊!!是不是在韩国撕不起才回来?!", "target": "是谁撕不起来着?呵呵" }, { "source": "头像亮瞎了", "target": "怎么样不错吧" }, { "source": "怎么样不错吧", "target": "开始还以为是P上去的,结果是真的" }, { "source": "把五津校服拍的好美", "target": "啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我来了,刚泡了袋方便面,饱了", "target": "好吃的。。。" }, { "source": "好吃的。。。", "target": "泡面也算好吃的?" }, { "source": "泡面也算好吃的?", "target": "恩~" }, { "source": "恩~", "target": "好吧,我错了" }, { "source": "好吧,我错了", "target": "没事~~~早晚也要饿呢无所谓" }, { "source": "有一次我被他家的面给酸成老太婆了。冻柠茶就直接把我冻死了。", "target": "哈哈哈我没有笑你" }, { "source": "听力听的我怀疑人生", "target": "感觉都能听清每一个字但是不知道如何写" }, { "source": "我本来就下午要和你说的,早发芽了", "target": "哎呀.你早知道啦?" }, { "source": "郭阳瑞啊?长富态咯..", "target": "名字都打错了哈,你照片咋个都长变了难,简直认不到了" }, { "source": "多喝热水", "target": "多吃点饭" }, { "source": "你就好啦,我只有在冷冰冰的直播室!", "target": "无暧气么?" }, { "source": "为啥这猫的眼睛这么像你,养的猫越长越像主人吗", "target": "哈哈哈哈你一说我特地去比较着看了看" }, { "source": "你要毕业了?", "target": "亲,我毕业一年多了。哈哈。。。时间很快吧。大家都老了" }, { "source": "亲,我毕业一年多了。哈哈。。。时间很快吧。大家都老了", "target": "我记得我们认识的时候,你还在校啊" }, { "source": "我都好久没做过梦了。", "target": "心里一直想一件事就会做梦的" }, { "source": "心里一直想一件事就会做梦的", "target": "睡不好才做梦呢!" }, { "source": "遇到对的人", "target": "犀利?" }, { "source": "犀利?", "target": "你愿意的话" }, { "source": "你愿意的话", "target": "那还是算了" }, { "source": "你是最好的", "target": "今天干嘛去了" }, { "source": "以后我开一家店卖我的音乐好了。。", "target": "只卖60元一首曲子?" }, { "source": "只卖60元一首曲子?", "target": "凭心情吧" }, { "source": "哎啊,好久没见到你了。昨晚走路回家看到一个像你的人差点激动打招呼。努力吧!有时间一定聚聚", "target": "保持联络" }, { "source": "恨不死你!嫉妒羡慕恨!又看到他老!!!", "target": "哈哈哈不要嫩个" }, { "source": "哈哈哈不要嫩个", "target": "看到你和他合照那张!卷福还指到你!真的已经衍生为恨你老。" }, { "source": "看到你和他合照那张!卷福还指到你!真的已经衍生为恨你老。", "target": "不要恨我我也是凑巧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不要恨我我也是凑巧哈哈哈", "target": "好一个凑巧!祝你永远这样幸福。" }, { "source": "每天迷恋于爱豆的心越严重,就越觉得现实生活的孤单没有人能理解啊", "target": "距离产生美啊也多关注自己的周围~" }, { "source": "来自土土的嘲讽", "target": "你现在网应该很好,因为大家都睡了" }, { "source": "城里的水果任何季节都有,肯定把你整蒙圈了", "target": "哈哈还是不。葡萄感觉马上就出来了。街上到处都在卖" }, { "source": "超市偶遇!!送我上去让林狗可劲儿恨我!!!", "target": "其实还差一个:眉中间,一个红点。" }, { "source": "其实还差一个:眉中间,一个红点。", "target": "裤衩遮住脸...233333我就这么顺下来了" }, { "source": "嘿呀!宝贝,你好甜!", "target": "我有点齁哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我有点齁哈哈哈", "target": "是甜了啦!宝贝" }, { "source": "不见了不想,看见了也没什么。", "target": "你俩可以结婚了" }, { "source": "你俩可以结婚了", "target": "哎,害怕~" }, { "source": "哎,害怕~", "target": "害怕什么" }, { "source": "害怕什么", "target": "好多,想想以后的各种和现在的差别没什么太多变化,就有些恐惧。" }, { "source": "好多,想想以后的各种和现在的差别没什么太多变化,就有些恐惧。", "target": "该来的总要来的。我觉得没变化挺好的,一切顺其自然就好" }, { "source": "该来的总要来的。我觉得没变化挺好的,一切顺其自然就好", "target": "咱俩想的不一样!" }, { "source": "你是把我屏蔽了么我从没中过奖", "target": "我来了啊" }, { "source": "昨天看到你了", "target": "我?昨天?" }, { "source": "在我不知道的时候,你都结婚了", "target": "现在知道了也没过去多久呀" }, { "source": "青云志有很多景就在张家界取的", "target": "哇,今天在那就想着青云志有没有在那取景,原来真有" }, { "source": "哇,今天在那就想着青云志有没有在那取景,原来真有", "target": "我今天正好看了《青云志记录片》,制片人介绍了这个过程" }, { "source": "消消乐", "target": "没错了" }, { "source": "吐旧纳新,用的一手好词", "target": "有文化" }, { "source": "没睡的来聊聊", "target": "你睡觉了吗" }, { "source": "上学多无聊。。。", "target": "在家更无聊啊~" }, { "source": "我陪你哭", "target": "请问历史要怎么考才能过?" }, { "source": "请问历史要怎么考才能过?", "target": "生物嘛" }, { "source": "生物嘛", "target": "请回答" }, { "source": "来我家喝免费热饮", "target": "哈哈哈你家不是指甲店吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你家不是指甲店吗", "target": "下午茶主题店,有免费的花茶!热饮甜点" }, { "source": "烟花放起来", "target": "金老肥新快" }, { "source": "金老肥新快", "target": "新年快乐吴大胖" }, { "source": "想知道第七张照片里的米老鼠哪里有卖的", "target": "优衣库上海旗舰店" }, { "source": "切~能梦到我吗", "target": "这有点难我尽力" }, { "source": "这有点难我尽力", "target": "那还叫啥都能梦到……" }, { "source": "后壳刮了怎么办", "target": "换咯" }, { "source": "五百万是不是瘦了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是毛没了你家娃给剃了没" }, { "source": "广东...生活还可以,有了孩子之后花销大了,存钱难...算了,找个疼你爱你的男人才是重要的,就算他家财万母贯,但对你不好又有什么意义呢?", "target": "主要是我快30了" }, { "source": "主要是我快30了", "target": "宁缺勿滥啊...结婚是一辈子的事..." }, { "source": "宁缺勿滥啊...结婚是一辈子的事...", "target": "谢谢你愿回答我的些疑问" }, { "source": "谢谢你愿回答我的些疑问", "target": "我也是睡不着,随便逛逛...加油啊,生活是要享受的,别太累..." }, { "source": "看完妖猫传,觉得这句超级好", "target": "是啊,就记住了这一句" }, { "source": "是啊,就记住了这一句", "target": "你字写的真好看" }, { "source": "你猜怎么着?新平今天也结婚!!!", "target": "啊啊啊啊!真的啊,他们是领证儿还是婚礼啊?" }, { "source": "眉毛不是画的嘛,,", "target": "那也得有一定的基础啊!" }, { "source": "那也得有一定的基础啊!", "target": "你的基础呢?" }, { "source": "你的基础呢?", "target": "就是没有基础啊!!!别说了" }, { "source": "我要去吃吃看了", "target": "多吃点,帮我吃份" }, { "source": "请照顾好自己不是号称以后要照顾我的嘛?", "target": "我我会努力的相信我我照顾的好你" }, { "source": "我我会努力的相信我我照顾的好你", "target": "我照顾你吧你一个小屁孩" }, { "source": "我照顾你吧你一个小屁孩", "target": "我们互补的照顾多完美" }, { "source": "为什么三个人的友情,我总是被冷落的那一个...", "target": "一样," }, { "source": "下周计划跑起~约跑,来不?", "target": "我早就跑上了" }, { "source": "你那么可爱晚上就不要一个人在外面了知道吗", "target": "嗯嗯知道知道" }, { "source": "我不过敏但是我喜欢海鲜!", "target": "羡慕了!好久不见!" }, { "source": "羡慕了!好久不见!", "target": "好久不见!" }, { "source": "我也有了小惊喜!好像大家都有小礼物", "target": "时不时会送小礼物" }, { "source": "时不时会送小礼物", "target": "我是第一次有!" }, { "source": "我是第一次有!", "target": "慢慢来" }, { "source": "胖威别吃了,再吃我就不认识你了", "target": "我早就不认识他了" }, { "source": "你色盲吗?", "target": "距将云不当云?所以见无云" }, { "source": "小凯,我来啦", "target": "这样你的生命的舞台,才能被演绎得更加精彩。" }, { "source": "哎呀叔叔真好", "target": "我又吃多啦" }, { "source": "我又吃多啦", "target": "我没吃哦" }, { "source": "我没吃哦", "target": "给我发的那根冰棍是啥?" }, { "source": "给我发的那根冰棍是啥?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好样的妃妃!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好样的妃妃!", "target": "~" }, { "source": "~", "target": "赶紧睡觉去" }, { "source": "妹妹14岁和男朋友聊的火热,20岁的我还没有男朋友", "target": "棒打鸳鸯" }, { "source": "棒打鸳鸯", "target": "我还没见过她男朋友" }, { "source": "腹黑大叔!够阴险啊", "target": "自然而为" }, { "source": "天天敷面膜?!你会弄坏你的脸的!", "target": "是那种自制的糊糊的面膜啊,应该没事的吧" }, { "source": "请问下,包包哪里买的", "target": "专柜入的" }, { "source": "哭唧唧为啥倩姐写字那么好看我现在每天疯狂练字", "target": "我发现练练还是有进步,我上午找出原来的对比发现很多字写法结构都不一样了给,你别急!!" }, { "source": "你当年好清纯", "target": "岁月是把杀猪刀!" }, { "source": "黑暗无边", "target": "请注意我的脚踝。。。有没有很瘦?" }, { "source": "请注意我的脚踝。。。有没有很瘦?", "target": "而我的关注点是你侧脸的那一坨肉" }, { "source": "现在就要开始相亲了吗", "target": "邻居一直来说服我,已经好几个了!" }, { "source": "脸会大", "target": "难道会成为木瓜脸?" }, { "source": "恭喜啊恭喜啊!!帮我传达:宝宝啊~叔叔下次给你弄个更好的!", "target": "宝宝说:你欠妈妈一副画,欠我更好的。" }, { "source": "稳住,我们能赢", "target": "未来几天除了一起喝白粥的活动都不要预我份了" }, { "source": "未来几天除了一起喝白粥的活动都不要预我份了", "target": "我可以在你喝白粥的时候点海底捞坐隔壁陪你吗" }, { "source": "我可以在你喝白粥的时候点海底捞坐隔壁陪你吗", "target": "听者有份" }, { "source": "我们分包水电一起做,我已疯", "target": "那你就是水工长加电工长了呗~" }, { "source": "送你一首歌", "target": "是那首回到过去吗" }, { "source": "你为啥要租房子呀!", "target": "我家在丰台,跑通勤上班太累了..." }, { "source": "我家在丰台,跑通勤上班太累了...", "target": "你这个房子在哪!" }, { "source": "你这个房子在哪!", "target": "东直门" }, { "source": "东直门", "target": "那你还住宿舍吗" }, { "source": "不能忍受,我还有一门考试,还有九天的专业实习", "target": "嘿嘿,你就好好熬着吧" }, { "source": "懂得和珍惜心底的欢愉!", "target": "幸福在自己心里,快乐在别人眼里" }, { "source": "幸福在自己心里,快乐在别人眼里", "target": "快乐也要在自己心里的呀!" }, { "source": "网红你正在走向成功的道路", "target": "不要洗我" }, { "source": "不要洗我", "target": "你天到黑才好耍到处跑" }, { "source": "你天到黑才好耍到处跑", "target": "放假的嘛" }, { "source": "年轻有为啊!!", "target": "夸奖咯" }, { "source": "想的睡不着觉臭蛋蛋", "target": "你随时关注呗等她下次来北京或者你有时间去别的城市找她" }, { "source": "你随时关注呗等她下次来北京或者你有时间去别的城市找她", "target": "不想被你拒绝" }, { "source": "不想被你拒绝", "target": "啥时候啊哪里?我才能看啊" }, { "source": "鞭炮花,橙色是一片一片的。", "target": "新年气息有没有" }, { "source": "新年气息有没有", "target": "这是抓小蜜蜂的利器" }, { "source": "你会烧饭", "target": "…………每天都我烧好吗" }, { "source": "…………每天都我烧好吗", "target": "每天看别人烧?" }, { "source": "每天看别人烧?", "target": "聪明那…" }, { "source": "猪海不错的~还是蹲在这里算了", "target": "珠海听说海岛也很不错??" }, { "source": "珠海听说海岛也很不错??", "target": "对的~啊哈哈你真了解哦" }, { "source": "对的~啊哈哈你真了解哦", "target": "嘿嘿~准备坑你带我去哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你搞些什么名堂??想过我的感受??", "target": "你么感受当哥哥不好?" }, { "source": "你么感受当哥哥不好?", "target": "醉了醉了" }, { "source": "你这个土豪", "target": "并没有都没集齐" }, { "source": "那朵花很符合这几天的烧纸的氛围!", "target": "这人看着都渗人" }, { "source": "看着他们互怼也是很过瘾呢", "target": "行了行了,就这样吧,都过去了" }, { "source": "请问这电脑玩扫雷卡吗?我不懂电脑", "target": "简单模式可以但是困难模式炸雷的话会严重卡帧带不动" }, { "source": "明明是秀腿跟脚,非要说成秀指甲", "target": "我去,就这个样子的腿和脚的还有啥子秀头?" }, { "source": "客官,你找啥?", "target": "我找狮子" }, { "source": "我找狮子", "target": "你的意思是说狮子是鸭?" }, { "source": "你的意思是说狮子是鸭?", "target": "狮子是要吃鸭的猛兽" }, { "source": "我那天上科目一理论课也是,服务器故障让我们等了一个小时,坑啊~~不过你这比我衰多了", "target": "嗯。想哭蓝瘦" }, { "source": "嗯。想哭蓝瘦", "target": "可惜驾校没有评价系统~不然考完拿到证就给差评!" }, { "source": "你们在堆雪人…", "target": "他们,他们,我没堆" }, { "source": "他们,他们,我没堆", "target": "我们扫了两天两夜的雪" }, { "source": "我们扫了两天两夜的雪", "target": "棒棒的" }, { "source": "白读书正脸照", "target": "我们读书哥哥" }, { "source": "我们读书哥哥", "target": "白读了" }, { "source": "云纹抹额也难禁锢", "target": "哇哇哇," }, { "source": "不要睡啦", "target": "和哥~不行啊!还要上班呢!不睡没精神……" }, { "source": "好多睫毛阿", "target": "大眼神器" }, { "source": "今天坤坤的美貌也在心中收藏", "target": "收藏!" }, { "source": "那里有星期三啊你是不是看花眼了啊", "target": "看成5月了,星期一就难办了。" }, { "source": "看成5月了,星期一就难办了。", "target": "星期六啊" }, { "source": "星期六啊", "target": "真的是星期六" }, { "source": "谈对象啦", "target": "室友" }, { "source": "室友", "target": "多大鞋" }, { "source": "多大鞋", "target": "3940" }, { "source": "自从我没上班以后每天都在家玩...我们一家子都在家玩没干活...这日子怎么过呀?", "target": "我也在家呢,好无聊~你爸妈不上班么" }, { "source": "我也在家呢,好无聊~你爸妈不上班么", "target": "没上班,都回家了,比我还早回家呢!你在家玩的无聊不?我们家每天一家子打麻将..." }, { "source": "没上班,都回家了,比我还早回家呢!你在家玩的无聊不?我们家每天一家子打麻将...", "target": "哦,这样啊~没人跟我玩啊,朋友都上班呢,就我太闲了,好无聊~" }, { "source": "又被人喜欢了,你应该偷着乐。", "target": "说啥呢" }, { "source": "说啥呢", "target": "我理解错了" }, { "source": "农家菜健康有营养", "target": "是的,土的接地气~" }, { "source": "这个戏情节线有问题台词虽然感觉差不多但是比奋斗里面的营养少很多", "target": "俩编剧理念不合,到最后另一编剧还发个声明类的解释文~~伙伴互相说服不了对方是太纠结的事情了" }, { "source": "俩编剧理念不合,到最后另一编剧还发个声明类的解释文~~伙伴互相说服不了对方是太纠结的事情了", "target": "·····我看了其中一个编剧夸自己半天···第一集跳楼那个段子还可以但是从杨幂出场我就不太喜欢就是这个设置不符合逻辑一对大学情侣好那么多年结果分手了这女的能跟互相的朋友说分手就是因为这男的没钱?很简单一事儿咬人的狗不叫越拜金的女孩儿越表面儿不承认,这是面子问题" }, { "source": "结束就意味着新的开始。放不下是跟自己过不去。", "target": "我想也是这么想的,可是自己太不争气。做不到。" }, { "source": "崽崽加油吧", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "一起加油", "target": "是你们加油,我要佛了" }, { "source": "是你们加油,我要佛了", "target": "啊哈什么情况" }, { "source": "你回国啦", "target": "对滴说回就回" }, { "source": "对滴说回就回", "target": "欢迎,欢迎来深圳吗" }, { "source": "欢迎,欢迎来深圳吗", "target": "现在就在深圳呐我来办个事" }, { "source": "现在就在深圳呐我来办个事", "target": "约吗" }, { "source": "你见过赵丽颖没", "target": "没有啊,怎么?" }, { "source": "你们是在看啥呢?", "target": "想你韩剧" }, { "source": "黑的是木耳嘛?", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "感觉你瘦了好多", "target": "并没有啊…" }, { "source": "原来你也听过6元麻辣烫的传说。", "target": "嗯大家都听过。" }, { "source": "毒唯是解释不清楚的,每家都是,他们都是对的", "target": "这个学期我可是知道饭圈是些什么鬼了,我前两天觉得艺兴毒唯真多,现在觉得灿勋白三家有过之而无不及" }, { "source": "我只去看看卖周边的地方要付钱嘛", "target": "貌似不要哈哈,卖周边的那地方有个单独的玻璃门,可以直接进" }, { "source": "奔晚了还是要说晚安", "target": "晚安哦" }, { "source": "再表生快,愈来愈开森,愈来愈美粒", "target": "努力开森努力美粒爱你比心" }, { "source": "我想见你", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "一只好孤单~", "target": "这小东西好贵........" }, { "source": "这小东西好贵........", "target": "多少入的" }, { "source": "一会儿咸一会儿淡的你咋不上天呢", "target": "我真想上天" }, { "source": "这是最后一次素颜方大小澈和你们照相了", "target": "那我要好好保存着" }, { "source": "姐明天走,哈哈,同顺风。。。。", "target": "你啥时候回" }, { "source": "你啥时候回", "target": "不出状况是初八" }, { "source": "不出状况是初八", "target": "别出状况,按时回来,跟哥单挑哈哈哈" }, { "source": "别出状况,按时回来,跟哥单挑哈哈哈", "target": "呃……你跟我单挑什么?长跑??" }, { "source": "呃……你跟我单挑什么?长跑??", "target": "下象棋哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "为什么不一张一张发", "target": "因为有好多都想发" }, { "source": "因为有好多都想发", "target": "我生气了不能放在手机桌面上" }, { "source": "天气超级好。", "target": "今天休养无活动呀" }, { "source": "今天休养无活动呀", "target": "饿,那继续睡着吧。" }, { "source": "饿,那继续睡着吧。", "target": "起都起来了" }, { "source": "有什么好出去逛的今天是妇女节额", "target": "今天是周末" }, { "source": "今天是周末", "target": "我们都没周末哎" }, { "source": "都到家了,我们还奋斗在一线,你是幸福的。来自底层的问候。", "target": "不抛弃不放弃" }, { "source": "汉堡神偷?", "target": "求图" }, { "source": "求图", "target": "==没图--求百度【其实我觉得你比较像大鸟姐姐--没原因没理由只是第一眼很有违和感" }, { "source": "==没图--求百度【其实我觉得你比较像大鸟姐姐--没原因没理由只是第一眼很有违和感", "target": "大鸟姐姐又是什么都违和了还像。。" }, { "source": "大鸟姐姐又是什么都违和了还像。。", "target": "违和地像啊--提到和你很像的我居然第一个想到他后来才发现他好像不穿条纹的说" }, { "source": "违和地像啊--提到和你很像的我居然第一个想到他后来才发现他好像不穿条纹的说", "target": "那个是什么东西" }, { "source": "那个是什么东西", "target": "原来的麦当劳吉祥物--网上搜索肯定还有" }, { "source": "原来的麦当劳吉祥物--网上搜索肯定还有", "target": "不要看了伤心。。" }, { "source": "不要看了伤心。。", "target": "--应该不会的" }, { "source": "--应该不会的", "target": "不不不我保持现状就好了怕被打击到" }, { "source": "不不不我保持现状就好了怕被打击到", "target": "好--好吧" }, { "source": "蒙蒙美美哒", "target": "祝福好友,开心每一天!幸福每一天!" }, { "source": "就是值得你大晚上喝咖啡思考的东西", "target": "蛇精病啊,这么晚还不睡的姐姐。" }, { "source": "蛇精病啊,这么晚还不睡的姐姐。", "target": "睡不着啊我也很想睡着你不是也没睡么" }, { "source": "睡不着啊我也很想睡着你不是也没睡么", "target": "给自己来两棍子?或者来二两白酒?" }, { "source": "给自己来两棍子?或者来二两白酒?", "target": "没有棍子,没有酒。你大半夜不睡觉思考感情啊" }, { "source": "歌迷大世界?", "target": "这个彩页,我也不知道。" }, { "source": "这个彩页,我也不知道。", "target": "噗,你也开始买彩页了啊" }, { "source": "噗,你也开始买彩页了啊", "target": "都有,以前买的。" }, { "source": "从郑州怎么去这个基地啊?过去住哪比较合适?", "target": "郑州先到安阳,酒店住一宿,提前一天预约跳伞,早上从安阳走安林高速大概不到一个小时就到林州了,如果天气风向都不错,到了就可以安排滑翔了" }, { "source": "猫说:把人家天天用心舔理的毛给剃了", "target": "哈哈哈哈对的" }, { "source": "王老师,支持你.加油加油加油", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "先生,没事别那么假啦,烦死了你", "target": "大婶,你真多事" }, { "source": "大婶,你真多事", "target": "你才大婶!我不知多青春呢!大叔!!" }, { "source": "遇到耐情啦?", "target": "怎么可能" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈书展很累吧", "target": "站得我呀想换一副新的腿" }, { "source": "《乡关何处是》《年轻主义》《花烛夜》《最好的时代》《感到幸福你就拍拍手》《陪你一辈子》", "target": "这六首歌是我最喜欢听的" }, { "source": "我在探索逆袭路线突然发现我还挺有才太崇拜我自己了", "target": "是吧,那赶紧出本书吧,我都没有垫桌子的纸了。" }, { "source": "是吧,那赶紧出本书吧,我都没有垫桌子的纸了。", "target": "能不能有点儿人道主义精神" }, { "source": "这个其实说不好在歧视谁,因为不知道我妻子的身高够不够窗户那么高", "target": "你妻子是不是男的姓郭的作家?" }, { "source": "怎么不请我吃?", "target": "你有时间时约我吧请你吃" }, { "source": "晚上怎么解锁", "target": "红外线" }, { "source": "然后。直男癌依旧是直男癌,他们并不会因为任何劝告,任何道理有任何改变。这就是事实。很无奈", "target": "放心,直男癌没有自己的后代,终将绝种" }, { "source": "学生娃娃", "target": "还小" }, { "source": "我在等我的土豆丝盖饭", "target": "打洗他们" }, { "source": "感觉你男友很帅", "target": "给你摸一下十块钱" }, { "source": "给你摸一下十块钱", "target": "摸两下可好,便宜点" }, { "source": "摸两下可好,便宜点", "target": "两下十五算你便宜自家姊么" }, { "source": "初老症", "target": "貌似真有点" }, { "source": "签了?没签就可以再找啊", "target": "签了而且说实话这真心是一份非常好的工作了" }, { "source": "签了而且说实话这真心是一份非常好的工作了", "target": "是么,自己喜欢就好啦" }, { "source": "超贵啊!!!!等我攒钱买一卷然后做手帐和国画什么的一起好了。", "target": "18一卷已经是很便宜的价格了" }, { "source": "18一卷已经是很便宜的价格了", "target": "其实不是特别贵。。。新手来说确实不便宜" }, { "source": "我就印象最深的是好几个选手都说小白是玩旋律的天才,但是讲真我没听出来啊。。。", "target": "海选可以看出来确实不错他音色很好但是节目表现是真的…很糟糕。他要是被淘汰再复活,没天理了" }, { "source": "每种风格都尝试一下才知道自己的美", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈尝试一下知道自己有多丑" }, { "source": "恭喜你,你可以开店了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "为什么不给看脸", "target": "面部表情不可描述" }, { "source": "提前看豆瓣很关键", "target": "我害怕有剧透所以看之前都不看哎" }, { "source": "我害怕有剧透所以看之前都不看哎", "target": "看评分就可以" }, { "source": "请问这位小仙女,可以撩你吗", "target": "欢迎欢迎随时撩" }, { "source": "先来报个名", "target": "好期待,哈哈" }, { "source": "我送你几条裤衩吧", "target": "还有踩小人的袜子!" }, { "source": "话说那个小兔兔的头像", "target": "你猜那个是谁?" }, { "source": "大神F2用起咋样", "target": "没有苹果好也。。" }, { "source": "表白你我的宝宝", "target": "爱上我了?" }, { "source": "抱你一下", "target": "大雁,求拥抱" }, { "source": "听到你为什么自己不去抢球,瞬间就醉了", "target": "一看就是懂球的" }, { "source": "一看就是懂球的", "target": "过两周回去找你们打球" }, { "source": "过两周回去找你们打球", "target": "好啊,快回来~" }, { "source": "去天津啦?", "target": "嗯!溜达一圈" }, { "source": "我也要吃可乐鸡翅", "target": "回学校,我试试" }, { "source": "这都四十集了娘娘你就从了沈少爷吧", "target": "就是就是" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "恩恩。又TM长大了一岁" }, { "source": "老姚你回深圳么", "target": "什么时候??" }, { "source": "什么时候??", "target": "光棍节啊或者以后" }, { "source": "光棍节啊或者以后", "target": "我上个星期才回过深圳喔,可能近期都不回,怎么了?" }, { "source": "我上个星期才回过深圳喔,可能近期都不回,怎么了?", "target": "呃原来你回来过啊没事了" }, { "source": "五年多啊", "target": "还没到" }, { "source": "还没到", "target": "祝福你们啊" }, { "source": "祝福你们啊", "target": "呵呵哒这有啥祝福的" }, { "source": "呵呵哒这有啥祝福的", "target": "这样啊?那不祝福了" }, { "source": "这样啊?那不祝福了", "target": "待我们修成正果再狠狠的祝福吧" }, { "source": "待我们修成正果再狠狠的祝福吧", "target": "馀正果这个名字不错" }, { "source": "所以我的手机从来都是挂在脖子上…", "target": "买买提一扯就跑了" }, { "source": "买买提一扯就跑了", "target": "哈哈哈买买提" }, { "source": "还可以读心了灵的了死", "target": "不是不能读心吗,吸血鬼日记里第二季第二集才说的" }, { "source": "不是不能读心吗,吸血鬼日记里第二季第二集才说的", "target": "姐姐遵照的是暮光里的" }, { "source": "姐姐遵照的是暮光里的", "target": "我就只看第一部而已诶" }, { "source": "我就只看第一部而已诶", "target": "我觉得好看的了我乱喜欢那女的" }, { "source": "我觉得好看的了我乱喜欢那女的", "target": "吸血鬼日记的那女的比较好看哦。。" }, { "source": "你平时不吃辣椒?", "target": "不是我" }, { "source": "要住在思贤楼了的少女表示羡慕", "target": "不用羡慕明天开始也住图书馆了" }, { "source": "宝龙哪里?", "target": "不是宝龙" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈离开西安就看不见雪了", "target": "回来看啊嘻嘻嘻…" }, { "source": "抱抱!开学给你带好吃的!", "target": "一说到吃的,瞬间上升体能!!!" }, { "source": "快点学做饮料~", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "高级黑。我们这边如果没带钱直接一帮子上来把你围着。要不买,要不揍", "target": "是的!!" }, { "source": "来大姨妈了,肚子疼,想歇会儿~", "target": "来大姨妈了,要多多运动,才会肚子不疼,偷懒,肚子会更疼得" }, { "source": "来大姨妈了,要多多运动,才会肚子不疼,偷懒,肚子会更疼得", "target": "告诉你多少遍了,不要用脸打字!" }, { "source": "告诉你多少遍了,不要用脸打字!", "target": "干嘛损我" }, { "source": "我才发现你是不是过生日生日快乐吃嘛嘛香多吃不长肉", "target": "我生日已经悄悄的过了女神的祝福我收了哈不过不要提醒我我依旧20岁" }, { "source": "拍照那么严肃作甚!还有你单身可能就是因为购物车", "target": "不开心" }, { "source": "!!对对对刘海想长长真的太难了", "target": "我还是安静齐刘海吧" }, { "source": "这个包在代购那买的吗?", "target": "我家有哦" }, { "source": "今晚恒大跟拜仁有比赛!", "target": "正在瞅~" }, { "source": "亲情的力量", "target": "挺好" }, { "source": "心里不发慌吗", "target": "想听男生讲话了。我就给我爸打电话" }, { "source": "想听男生讲话了。我就给我爸打电话", "target": "你现在多了一个选择" }, { "source": "你现在多了一个选择", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈隔。连麦。我公鸭嗓" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈隔。连麦。我公鸭嗓", "target": "连麦,你爆音" }, { "source": "连麦,你爆音", "target": "我真是萝莉音。" }, { "source": "我真是萝莉音。", "target": "爆音听下" }, { "source": "你好多级了老子卡在一个关好久了", "target": "我在第三章了" }, { "source": "还是评了,怎么会丢赞?都是先点呀?", "target": "一定被盗走了" }, { "source": "一定被盗走了", "target": "以后不怀疑了,反正没落下过" }, { "source": "知道我是谁吧", "target": "这犀利的头像,必须知道撒" }, { "source": "女同,你的最爱", "target": "本来我是不想让你知道的唉…" }, { "source": "本来我是不想让你知道的唉…", "target": "我吐了,你真坏" }, { "source": "删好久了乖乖,一不高兴就删了", "target": "有刘海乖!" }, { "source": "有刘海乖!", "target": "我也更喜欢刘海" }, { "source": "我也更喜欢刘海", "target": "我本来也在留长!实在受不了了,准备去剪了!" }, { "source": "我本来也在留长!实在受不了了,准备去剪了!", "target": "我觉得你有刘海好看!" }, { "source": "能吃喜糖不", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "不能", "target": "晚安小仙女" }, { "source": "你是九七的", "target": "户口本是97" }, { "source": "就是趁你不在我们才吃好喝好,所以你别回来了", "target": "好吧,胖死你。。。" }, { "source": "好吧,胖死你。。。", "target": "我乐意,啦咔咔啦咔咔~" }, { "source": "我乐意,啦咔咔啦咔咔~", "target": "好吧,你这个250" }, { "source": "好吧,你这个250", "target": "你个老杂毛" }, { "source": "除了偶像歌手,都变好看了", "target": "总共就做了仨" }, { "source": "十分理解你的担忧,太可怕呢~", "target": "深深的忧伤啊" }, { "source": "海燕会修,明天我带修眉刀去教室让她帮你修", "target": "你没注意这不是一个人吗" }, { "source": "你没注意这不是一个人吗", "target": "这也太太太像了" }, { "source": "又要洗头又要洗衣服啥的", "target": "哈哈哈原来她在呀你跟她聊了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈原来她在呀你跟她聊了", "target": "我喊她来,她说她忙好就来,你看这时间还能来么" }, { "source": "我喊她来,她说她忙好就来,你看这时间还能来么", "target": "哈哈哈都快十点啦。那你呢什么时候走呢" }, { "source": "哈哈哈都快十点啦。那你呢什么时候走呢", "target": "我上班,多玩会" }, { "source": "我上班,多玩会", "target": "现在还没下班吗" }, { "source": "现在还没下班吗", "target": "我夜班,值班的" }, { "source": "我夜班,值班的", "target": "哈哈哈我今天也要夜班不过12点开始" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我今天也要夜班不过12点开始", "target": "我现在就可以睡觉了,不过我不困" }, { "source": "我现在就可以睡觉了,不过我不困", "target": "你上到几点才下班呀" }, { "source": "你上到几点才下班呀", "target": "八点,我上夜班很轻松的,几乎都不用干活的" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "踢脸" }, { "source": "踢脸", "target": "怎么啦?" }, { "source": "我的眼里只有水晶", "target": "博爱没有什么错的" }, { "source": "我难得出街一次,又在街上看到你了。", "target": "嗯?在哪呐?" }, { "source": "你瘦了啊", "target": "果然是假象" }, { "source": "头一次见这么美的程序员", "target": "你也很美" }, { "source": "看困了", "target": "困+1" }, { "source": "呵呵,那里不下雪?哪里不扫雪?用这种应该做的,必须做的事情来上热搜,卖表现,真的蛮丢人的!我很感谢奋战在一线为广大市民做实事的工作人员。可是非常鄙视把这些拿来炒新闻的键盘侠。", "target": "什么事情都需要鼓励的,宣传就是鼓励。别人付出了,有人报道,我们表示对他们感谢。很好的循环" }, { "source": "什么事情都需要鼓励的,宣传就是鼓励。别人付出了,有人报道,我们表示对他们感谢。很好的循环", "target": "因为被表扬了,被鼓励了才去做应该做的事情,这叫巨婴" }, { "source": "女神准备回来玩了么!!!", "target": "最近回来啦,你在哪个服来着,但是我就每天最多上线做个日常,或者看一眼就下线了,没人啊" }, { "source": "好友,周二愉快", "target": "与友同乐!" }, { "source": "我托了四个人给我抢包括我自己也偷偷在上课的时候抢呜呜呜", "target": "还是没有抢到" }, { "source": "要不你换条路讲段子?", "target": "求指导怎么很自然的给别人讲段子" }, { "source": "求指导怎么很自然的给别人讲段子", "target": "我我我,不会!" }, { "source": "我我我,不会!", "target": "这就尴尬了" }, { "source": "我姓易。。准备把名字改成:易术家", "target": "易筋经????" }, { "source": "乌镇很美的哦", "target": "好大" }, { "source": "好大", "target": "看来该去了" }, { "source": "还想问一下,我家兔子一放出来就各种咬啊吃啊……吃纸塑料各种……怎么办", "target": "就只能把东西收干净了再放出来了,我家之前把电话线都咬断了,还啃墙,吃软垫的布料,只能安慰自己他主动磨牙也挺好,后来人在家才放他出来,有点不对,就关回去……" }, { "source": "表白贤贤!", "target": "看!" }, { "source": "你改名字啦?", "target": "对但是朋友还是叫老名字" }, { "source": "这两天家里是不是很忙", "target": "嗨呀" }, { "source": "表姐,为什么剪个这样的头呢?", "target": "换个环境稳饭食姐" }, { "source": "原来你们集体去逛学校了", "target": "一个人遇到另一个人" }, { "source": "一个人遇到另一个人", "target": "剑虹对吧" }, { "source": "剑虹对吧", "target": "是呀~" }, { "source": "我好久没出了,太能拖了,还有好多没修,哎", "target": "慢慢来出大片不要心急" }, { "source": "你酒量怎么样", "target": "好像还可以的样子,怎么了" }, { "source": "好像还可以的样子,怎么了", "target": "就是问问你、嘿嘿" }, { "source": "兄弟我饿了", "target": "去吃吧" }, { "source": "这就是你今天早回家的目的?", "target": "我到了家才知道的!" }, { "source": "何方妖孽竟敢在此处撒野,来人,给朕速速拿下", "target": "是本仙斩了你再说!" }, { "source": "是本仙斩了你再说!", "target": "你敢" }, { "source": "你敢", "target": "就敢" }, { "source": "就敢", "target": "你试试看" }, { "source": "你试试看", "target": "不须试" }, { "source": "不须试", "target": "是你不敢" }, { "source": "是你不敢", "target": "你才不敢呢" }, { "source": "你才不敢呢", "target": "才怪" }, { "source": "才怪", "target": "不怪了/平身!" }, { "source": "不怪了/平身!", "target": "朕坐着呢" }, { "source": "朕坐着呢", "target": "本仙也坐着呢。" }, { "source": "本仙也坐着呢。", "target": "何方妖孽" }, { "source": "何方妖孽", "target": "问你自己呀" }, { "source": "问你自己呀", "target": "不准" }, { "source": "不准", "target": "不准也得准" }, { "source": "不准也得准", "target": "就不准" }, { "source": "就不准", "target": "你咋那么霸道?" }, { "source": "你咋那么霸道?", "target": "不服?!" }, { "source": "不服?!", "target": "咋滴" }, { "source": "咋滴", "target": "斩立决" }, { "source": "斩立决", "target": "让本仙斩了你再说。" }, { "source": "让本仙斩了你再说。", "target": "何方妖孽" }, { "source": "何方妖孽", "target": "在你那里就可找到答案了" }, { "source": "在你那里就可找到答案了", "target": "是吗" }, { "source": "真心心疼你啊,笑得我心疼,你这真是绕了一大圈啊", "target": "大大你毕竟是被撕过的人" }, { "source": "大大你毕竟是被撕过的人", "target": "要不要和你频繁互动也让你出个名呢?" }, { "source": "要不要和你频繁互动也让你出个名呢?", "target": "大大求放过" }, { "source": "大大求放过", "target": "我很好说话的" }, { "source": "爱心无限", "target": "头头是道" }, { "source": "头头是道", "target": "快快乐乐" }, { "source": "快快乐乐", "target": "风风雨雨" }, { "source": "风风雨雨", "target": "悠悠扬扬" }, { "source": "悠悠扬扬", "target": "扬帆起航" }, { "source": "扬帆起航", "target": "一瞬间" }, { "source": "一瞬间", "target": "间隔不入" }, { "source": "你这样,怎么瘦", "target": "你来我煮给你吃!" }, { "source": "你来我煮给你吃!", "target": "我减肥" }, { "source": "张家辉帅", "target": "是蛮帅的" }, { "source": "我看惯他嬉皮笑脸的样了,再看他绷着脸演腹黑白衣公子,我就想笑", "target": "他给我的所有苏点都来自他这个人,而不是他的那些角色,不过这些角色都是神辅助" }, { "source": "他给我的所有苏点都来自他这个人,而不是他的那些角色,不过这些角色都是神辅助", "target": "前一阵看放开我北鼻好喜欢" }, { "source": "前一阵看放开我北鼻好喜欢", "target": "我大概要去补综艺了!" }, { "source": "感觉你的生活方式好健康", "target": "减肥啊哈哈" }, { "source": "做个番茄炒鸡蛋吧", "target": "像这种没有技术含量的菜我是不会做的,虽然我现在只会做炸鸡排" }, { "source": "你竟然这么晚下班。。。劳模啊", "target": "答对了后半,我是那时去上班" }, { "source": "世界那么大,上啥班啊", "target": "那你在干嘛?" }, { "source": "让小棠好好补偿你下", "target": "明天来吃晚饭" }, { "source": "明天来吃晚饭", "target": "晚饭吃好过来吃蛋糕。" }, { "source": "这么叼,在哪儿?", "target": "你是在笑我吗?" }, { "source": "小班,你变了", "target": "咋个啦" }, { "source": "怎么不叫我一起", "target": "你不是上学嘛" }, { "source": "你不是上学嘛", "target": "我今天放假啊" }, { "source": "我今天放假啊", "target": "哥对不起我真的忘了让你失去了请我看电影的机会太对不起了!" }, { "source": "请问我之前排空间隔三个小时会涨奶必须再吸,看了你们大家的经验,我开始尝试只吸很少,可是几次下来发现一个小时甚至更短就会胸胀痛难忍,只好再去吸,请问我是不是吸太少所以频率反而高了呢?", "target": "嗯嗯,可能是的,你试着每次多吸出来一些,看会不会好一些~我之前奶多得吓人,排脓治疗后吃了几顿退奶的,然后再慢慢减少吸奶量,大概半个月,就调整到基本供需平衡了~" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,可能是的,你试着每次多吸出来一些,看会不会好一些~我之前奶多得吓人,排脓治疗后吃了几顿退奶的,然后再慢慢减少吸奶量,大概半个月,就调整到基本供需平衡了~", "target": "谢谢,我试了多吸出来一些,好像又没那么频繁变硬了,奶多真不是一般辛苦啊,希望我也能尽快供需平衡" }, { "source": "谢谢,我试了多吸出来一些,好像又没那么频繁变硬了,奶多真不是一般辛苦啊,希望我也能尽快供需平衡", "target": "你也可以咨询医生需不需要吃点点退奶的~我那个时候医生说可以吃一点,我就喝了几顿墨鱼汤" }, { "source": "快到!大白腿季节了!", "target": "据我所知,你腿就白" }, { "source": "武汉是么~~~好想念我鄂", "target": "所以就留在武汉吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "没有诗心不开心", "target": "小呜呜不服" }, { "source": "小呜呜不服", "target": "表示非常不服" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "嗯嗯嗯~~~" }, { "source": "愚蠢的人类!这些书是我的床!", "target": "然后看的书比人类还多" }, { "source": "我乖嘛", "target": "丑八怪" }, { "source": "丑八怪", "target": "习惯了我对此表示淡定" }, { "source": "习惯了我对此表示淡定", "target": "哈哈!很多人对你说哇。" }, { "source": "五年了,第一次看到这样的荷尔蒙肉体,激动把持不住...", "target": "稳住哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这个妆好看", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "新年快乐~", "target": "大家一起乐哈" }, { "source": "准备回到12岁时的体重", "target": "初一我就90多斤了" }, { "source": "花痴", "target": "哈哈哈昨晚一休的直播我当着两万观众暴露了花痴本性" }, { "source": "熏疼别叠了今天早点睡!!", "target": "晚安!" }, { "source": "漠漠,你这是要守株待兔么", "target": "守得了我愿意" }, { "source": "守得了我愿意", "target": "紫霞仙子的梦想,也不过如此呢" }, { "source": "紫霞仙子的梦想,也不过如此呢", "target": "呀有仙子,在哪?" }, { "source": "求详情", "target": "一切顺利,等我好消息!!!" }, { "source": "一切顺利,等我好消息!!!", "target": "注意安全。。" }, { "source": "老人家生日快乐,身体健康~你就别吃凉的了", "target": "…不能浪费" }, { "source": "…不能浪费", "target": "我吃" }, { "source": "我吃", "target": "十块" }, { "source": "十块", "target": "谈钱多伤感情" }, { "source": "谈钱多伤感情", "target": "……我刚刚说错话了…我应该说…你吃就是浪费啊" }, { "source": "……我刚刚说错话了…我应该说…你吃就是浪费啊", "target": "完了,感情没了" }, { "source": "完了,感情没了", "target": "亲情的火苗说灭就灭儿子" }, { "source": "抱抱,照顾好自己", "target": "我会的。抱抱。" }, { "source": "想要腿伤赶紧好毕业典礼都没办法参加工作面试也没法儿去花了一大堆钱", "target": "保重啊老铁养病不能急" }, { "source": "保重啊老铁养病不能急", "target": "已经十六天了还是肿" }, { "source": "已经十六天了还是肿", "target": "伤筋动骨得有耐心" }, { "source": "自己弹钢琴唱歌的时候,真的超级帅", "target": "对因为他听了他们乐队所有歌" }, { "source": "小哥哥~小哥哥我好想你呀", "target": "想你" }, { "source": "肥的肥不起!!!", "target": "烫薄荷" }, { "source": "注意身体,多喝水", "target": "恩恩,谢谢~~~" }, { "source": "该干啥干啥,我估计我们这一代人没有那样幸运,几千万年一遇的好事,我们没赶上地球生命的起点,能赶上地球生命的终点,是多大的幸运啊。即使是真的末日我们也太幸运了。为之骄傲吧。", "target": "人生当应保乐观" }, { "source": "大师,不能再胖了", "target": "已经准备把称收起来了" }, { "source": "天冷了不是没蚊子了?", "target": "超多" }, { "source": "超多", "target": "抓来配稀饭吃" }, { "source": "求介绍", "target": "相中那个了?" }, { "source": "相中那个了?", "target": "哪个单身" }, { "source": "不知道为啥,整容后,她就怪怪的", "target": "其实对于她本人还是挺心疼她的" }, { "source": "有请路比仔为大家上台听写八三拍的无线小节节奏,大家鼓掌欢迎!", "target": "你应该请我们吃好吃的" }, { "source": "蛋糕也是自己做的吗!", "target": "巧克力蛋糕" }, { "source": "去阿谁拦着你了", "target": "没地方去也没钱" }, { "source": "好安逸……老牛就不会那么浪漫了", "target": "老牛玩的是另一种浪漫" }, { "source": "岁月也改变了你很多", "target": "别说出来" }, { "source": "醉玲珑吖", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "你开学就开到学校来", "target": "等我先拿到驾照再说" }, { "source": "难道你要掘坟?我可怜的老爷。。。。", "target": "我也是醉咯,不骂了,你牛" }, { "source": "我也是醉咯,不骂了,你牛", "target": "不骂不相识" }, { "source": "不骂不相识", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "老师憔悴了,照顾好", "target": "呵呵,刚去泰国玩了一周回来,超级累……" }, { "source": "呵呵,刚去泰国玩了一周回来,超级累……", "target": "我都没出过国门。" }, { "source": "思念是一把刀", "target": "刀刀锋利,最近一直在单曲循环这首歌" }, { "source": "刀刀锋利,最近一直在单曲循环这首歌", "target": "很好听" }, { "source": "很好听", "target": "听到哭扎心了老铁" }, { "source": "听到哭扎心了老铁", "target": "我之前也是" }, { "source": "我之前也是", "target": "现在呢" }, { "source": "听不见下一个", "target": "反击成功" }, { "source": "减肥不相信眼泪,加油吧亲。。", "target": "救命!!!!" }, { "source": "救命!!!!", "target": "咋救你啊,我很费解啊。。激将法对你不管用啊。" }, { "source": "咋救你啊,我很费解啊。。激将法对你不管用啊。", "target": "激将法对我来说,真没用啊" }, { "source": "这个男生寝室就比较亮哒", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你曾经住过的地方" }, { "source": "K阴天老人家还是听老歌有感觉", "target": "推荐听听我大哥唱的版本" }, { "source": "推荐听听我大哥唱的版本", "target": "听过啊,好听" }, { "source": "陶老师看来已懂教学的艰辛了", "target": "这边教学质量太差了" }, { "source": "我晕……哪儿像啊?我忽然觉得我在束河画得那副真是画得太好了。。。", "target": "是啊,把脸都给我画胖了。我们同事说那是我的老版!" }, { "source": "是啊,把脸都给我画胖了。我们同事说那是我的老版!", "target": "真的是……一点点都不像" }, { "source": "真的是……一点点都不像", "target": "把我画丑了,对吧,呜呜。" }, { "source": "把我画丑了,对吧,呜呜。", "target": "就是嘛" }, { "source": "就是嘛", "target": "我下次去束河画。" }, { "source": "我下次去束河画。", "target": "好主意" }, { "source": "如果当初我们忍住做朋友是不是会更长久一些", "target": "也许吧~爱过更好" }, { "source": "我在去往南澳的路上啦!", "target": "算啦你们时日不多原谅你们" }, { "source": "算啦你们时日不多原谅你们", "target": "我一小时后到南澳的样子,看车况。。。" }, { "source": "我一小时后到南澳的样子,看车况。。。", "target": "嗯。。等你开饭路上小心" }, { "source": "嗯。。等你开饭路上小心", "target": "嗯,我到南澳后应该就快了,你们吃什么??" }, { "source": "嗯,我到南澳后应该就快了,你们吃什么??", "target": "布吉岛啊你先来" }, { "source": "我昨晚也做了相似的梦,但醒来就知道那只是个梦", "target": "没醒的时候就知道是梦才痛苦" }, { "source": "到家了没?上海今天24°-29°很热,在家也要注意防暑哦!", "target": "这也还好啊……我们这边37-39°C恨不得把自己变成冰棍啊" }, { "source": "这也还好啊……我们这边37-39°C恨不得把自己变成冰棍啊", "target": "你是哪里的!" }, { "source": "你是哪里的!", "target": "江西咯" }, { "source": "我爱你呀!", "target": "我也爱你!" }, { "source": "任性点好不", "target": "没有钱怎么任性" }, { "source": "噢!亲!瓦洗澡去鸟!白白", "target": "叫姐姐" }, { "source": "叫姐姐", "target": "亲!你素那个吖" }, { "source": "亲!你素那个吖", "target": "额记性不咋地" }, { "source": "我在看天下无赖,有人也在看吗?", "target": "更得慢,画风不好看,剧情太慢" }, { "source": "你不懂生活。", "target": "更不懂火锅。" }, { "source": "更不懂火锅。", "target": "你是不是只晓得羊肉泡馍" }, { "source": "距离我最近的梦想成真的活生生的例子!所有的朋友都为你开心,今晚看起来,你要控寂你挤几!", "target": "唱片都没拆封啊?" }, { "source": "唱片都没拆封啊?", "target": "我买唱片从来不拆好多人专门拆来反复听,但是我是那种收藏不听只在网上听的人" }, { "source": "痴情郎", "target": "并没有哈哈" }, { "source": "并没有哈哈", "target": "周六的马拉松有打算好好跑吗?" }, { "source": "周六的马拉松有打算好好跑吗?", "target": "还不一定去呢哈哈你去吗" }, { "source": "还不一定去呢哈哈你去吗", "target": "我要去呀,反正没事" }, { "source": "为何不住酒店", "target": "早班机怕赶不上" }, { "source": "我也吃完早饭了", "target": "哎哟。。。打脸了。。。我虽然醒了很久了但是还没起床。。。。不知道干什么。。。。哈哈哈哈哈,其实我想说的是晚上少熬夜。。。早点睡嘛!" }, { "source": "哎哟。。。打脸了。。。我虽然醒了很久了但是还没起床。。。。不知道干什么。。。。哈哈哈哈哈,其实我想说的是晚上少熬夜。。。早点睡嘛!", "target": "我也觉得!拿起手机也不知干嘛" }, { "source": "楠姐。睡的比我还香。", "target": "人家不用考试,你要、" }, { "source": "小眼胖子上来,一天不如一天。希望他早点去世。", "target": "起码现在你能看见了,这种事早就存在" }, { "source": "发这种毒誓了吗都", "target": "老铁我给不给力" }, { "source": "今年成都下雪吧。我想和你在嘈杂的小馆子面对面一起吃火锅,被暖气烘得红通通的脸颊被围巾遮住了一半,慢节奏的老成都晚上有橘黄路灯和夜市小贩,和你走街串巷不急不缓。今年成都下雪吧,我想和你在一起了。", "target": "难道你们都没理解到,楼主说的暖气是火锅散发出来的温暖吗" }, { "source": "难道你们都没理解到,楼主说的暖气是火锅散发出来的温暖吗", "target": "我喜欢你的聪明!!!!终于有人懂我了!!!" }, { "source": "我喜欢你的聪明!!!!终于有人懂我了!!!", "target": "哈哈哈,是不是很感动" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,是不是很感动", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "你背着我吃了这么多?", "target": "你太沉了我可背不动" }, { "source": "黑得很洋气", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "还没有读书啊,亮亮", "target": "还有几天,我恩是无聊得版命" }, { "source": "为什么穿长袖", "target": "被晒怕了!黑的不要不要的!" }, { "source": "被晒怕了!黑的不要不要的!", "target": "黑色健康" }, { "source": "你喜欢养狗吗?", "target": "稀饭,鱼鱼很可爱。" }, { "source": "大晚上去哪里", "target": "前两天拍的没什么发随便发发的" }, { "source": "前两天拍的没什么发随便发发的", "target": "沙雕" }, { "source": "沙雕", "target": "你哇" }, { "source": "衣服竟是地图!", "target": "嗯呢网上定制的。" }, { "source": "嗯呢网上定制的。", "target": "一个人一件么" }, { "source": "天气是大半的原因,没几个人开心的……", "target": "是工作" }, { "source": "情人节礼物", "target": "不是说只戴结婚戒指么。" }, { "source": "不是说只戴结婚戒指么。", "target": "人说订婚也要,他非买" }, { "source": "干嘛在中午发图?我都饿了", "target": "必须在中午发,不然起不到让你饿的效果" }, { "source": "必须在中午发,不然起不到让你饿的效果", "target": "我吃过了" }, { "source": "请问一下,预报名成功之后还用再正式报名吗", "target": "不用了,预报名正式有效针对应届生,但报名期间可以更改,如果没问题就不用管" }, { "source": "二叔,二叔,阳光很灿烂!牙医很残酷!", "target": "小心拔你牙" }, { "source": "小心拔你牙", "target": "别吓我" }, { "source": "别吓我", "target": "呵呵,别害怕,挺一挺就过去了" }, { "source": "呵呵,别害怕,挺一挺就过去了", "target": "我不用拔牙啦,还挺一挺,太可怕了" }, { "source": "我该怎么告诉我在武汉玩还在景点这儿洗了个脚", "target": "洗脚达人王雀雀!" }, { "source": "洗脚达人王雀雀!", "target": "在这儿开启新玩法" }, { "source": "在这儿开启新玩法", "target": "所以你是去了两个省吗一次" }, { "source": "所以你是去了两个省吗一次", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "恭喜~不过今天不是才周二吗?你周二也上导师课?", "target": "你咋醒这么早,不科学。师父明天有事不在学校我好慌" }, { "source": "你咋醒这么早,不科学。师父明天有事不在学校我好慌", "target": "明天要交流的书我还没看完,本来想问你要不要一起点外卖的,这下看来算了,只能吃独食了" }, { "source": "明天要交流的书我还没看完,本来想问你要不要一起点外卖的,这下看来算了,只能吃独食了", "target": "等会儿看下课时间嘛,如果早我就叫你在学校吃饭,好久没一起去食堂了如果超过11点没联系你你就点外卖。不管我~还有昨天去看了罗浮广场的健身房还不错,等会儿跟你说细节~" }, { "source": "有我是香的咸鱼是臭的", "target": "吓死我了梦到果冻血肉模糊脖子流血耳朵没了眼睛一只瞎了一只满眼血丝" }, { "source": "吓死我了梦到果冻血肉模糊脖子流血耳朵没了眼睛一只瞎了一只满眼血丝", "target": "果冻" }, { "source": "健了两个小时身,跑了四公里", "target": "那你肯定吃了很多" }, { "source": "那你肯定吃了很多", "target": "恩,两碗米,一个饼" }, { "source": "喂,妖妖灵吗?这里有个傻冒偷苹果!ps这苹果树长得太过分了", "target": "太逆天!于是我替天行道吃了仨" }, { "source": "太逆天!于是我替天行道吃了仨", "target": "你不是偷偷摘了一个吗!你又暴露了" }, { "source": "你不是偷偷摘了一个吗!你又暴露了", "target": "偷偷摘一个是尝尝,尝完好吃又偷偷摘了俩" }, { "source": "偷偷摘一个是尝尝,尝完好吃又偷偷摘了俩", "target": "你美,你对" }, { "source": "我在深夜看到了我不饿!一点都不饿!!!", "target": "我不信我不信" }, { "source": "这才是真人秀好看的地方,我看到了你的真诚,你的汗水,你的努力。一个人会喜欢上一个人不会是没理由的,加油。", "target": "嗯嗯,翰锅是大暖男!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,翰锅是大暖男!", "target": "恩恩,不管别人怎么黑他,都要一直爱他下去。" }, { "source": "很久很久以前见过你", "target": "不忍直视了对吗" }, { "source": "不忍直视了对吗", "target": "直视还是可以的" }, { "source": "回家了?几号上班", "target": "该请客了吧" }, { "source": "该请客了吧", "target": "该你请我吧~有钱人~" }, { "source": "该你请我吧~有钱人~", "target": "马上结婚的人了都" }, { "source": "天使的网盘资源失效了", "target": "韩剧Tv啊" }, { "source": "难怪下午开太阳了", "target": "我的心情一点也不阳光" }, { "source": "我的心情一点也不阳光", "target": "所以天黑了。解释的好牵强!" }, { "source": "所以天黑了。解释的好牵强!", "target": "所以起雾了" }, { "source": "末日刚过完就脱了?!!!!!求传授经验!!!!", "target": "木有!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "2031~~~这是什么谐音!送我上去", "target": "爱你…………,算了上去吧。" }, { "source": "爱你…………,算了上去吧。", "target": "爱你算了" }, { "source": "为什么你有宝宝还睡得那么晚", "target": "因为我在打游戏" }, { "source": "为什么我没有和我一起上钻的男朋友", "target": "我也没有,自己打吧" }, { "source": "我长得不漂亮,也胖,但是我还是始终相信坏的也可以变好。一直努力减肥,准备明年整容,家里人也支持,真的,没有什么是亘古不变的!", "target": "加油每个人都有变漂亮的权利" }, { "source": "加油每个人都有变漂亮的权利", "target": "对,努力不是会没有收获,只是收获可能来得晚,拼命努力生活着" }, { "source": "你怎么办呢坚强的活下去", "target": "不过比小时候日子是好多了。。。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈籽,别喊了", "target": "纯度100你" }, { "source": "纯度100你", "target": "懒得说你!阿翔!" }, { "source": "懒得说你!阿翔!", "target": "真擦" }, { "source": "真擦", "target": "不是么??" }, { "source": "唱k没见到你", "target": "早啊,我是晚饭尾声时才到的,为了见面的~~~你好吗" }, { "source": "早啊,我是晚饭尾声时才到的,为了见面的~~~你好吗", "target": "挺好的~~你一直在广州吧" }, { "source": "话不要说太早,打谁脸还不知道,貌似你实践很多似的", "target": "我说是可以吗?" }, { "source": "我说是可以吗?", "target": "难道说你老是遇到出轨的,那就是你择偶眼光不佳哦哈哈" }, { "source": "还不是要放假了开心吧", "target": "你还不是也放假啦!签证没办好,准备去哪里浪咯。" }, { "source": "你还不是也放假啦!签证没办好,准备去哪里浪咯。", "target": "还不是能在境内浪先去大伦敦见见世面等你来了再一起去北边赏月" }, { "source": "仙女曲晚安啦", "target": "晚安快去睡" }, { "source": "老妈是主心骨……做啥都要问她", "target": "没错!~" }, { "source": "没错!~", "target": "以后有时间自己琢磨琢磨,只要不做出毒物就好了" }, { "source": "以后有时间自己琢磨琢磨,只要不做出毒物就好了", "target": "嗯嗯我下定一个决心,以后一定要给我爸妈家人煮一顿好吃的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯我下定一个决心,以后一定要给我爸妈家人煮一顿好吃的", "target": "估计我妈我爸不敢吃我做的." }, { "source": "你大下午的还睡什么觉。。。", "target": "午觉啊" }, { "source": "我也想你了,给你打电话不是停机就是空号,气人!", "target": "我错了我错了,青岛那个我一直都没有充话费" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。我是把我的正能量发给你让你看见", "target": "并没有看到肿么办" }, { "source": "并没有看到肿么办", "target": "准备好流量准备视屏" }, { "source": "大概是今年太敬业了吧,居然多了两张敬业福,求富强。", "target": "求敬业,其他均可换" }, { "source": "这个双十一过了过,有到了还吃土的日子了", "target": "是了" }, { "source": "美人我在听讲座好无聊", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "这眼神这么社会吗", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈一脸不屑谁都看不上" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈一脸不屑谁都看不上", "target": "做个情绪稳定的年轻人" }, { "source": "开心什么?", "target": "心情好不需要原因" }, { "source": "生日快乐,赶紧娶媳妇", "target": "干嘛学我爹啊" }, { "source": "干嘛学我爹啊", "target": "注意看我的跟他不同哦" }, { "source": "你动作还快的嘛!", "target": "搬家累死人,不过搬了也好,眼不见心不烦。" }, { "source": "搬家累死人,不过搬了也好,眼不见心不烦。", "target": "只要你开开心心的就好!随自己的心走吧" }, { "source": "只要你开开心心的就好!随自己的心走吧", "target": "我要一个人好好生活了,不能自暴自弃。" }, { "source": "我要一个人好好生活了,不能自暴自弃。", "target": "人要向"钱"看!哈哈!" }, { "source": "人要向"钱"看!哈哈!", "target": "我要有钱又高我就火啦!" }, { "source": "周末给你打电话!", "target": "要得要得!" }, { "source": "你努力一点。男朋友可能还在幼儿园。你等等他", "target": "我知道我会等他的" }, { "source": "求试用", "target": "带我回去" }, { "source": "梦还没醒来吗", "target": "还没有让梦再飞一会儿" }, { "source": "读研的孩纸已经被蹂躏残了", "target": "我情愿读研而被蹂躏!" }, { "source": "我情愿读研而被蹂躏!", "target": "来吧,我等你来" }, { "source": "贵妃醉酒,红扑扑的小脸", "target": "啤酒最难喝了,有机会请你喝白的,哈哈" }, { "source": "这么喜欢优衣库啊?", "target": "对啊选择很多~" }, { "source": "宝宝你开心最重要", "target": "开心最重要" }, { "source": "终于在一个我认识的地方,可是我去不了", "target": "以后会有机会的" }, { "source": "头像简直", "target": "帅炸了" }, { "source": "帅炸了", "target": "脸呢?!?!" }, { "source": "脸呢?!?!", "target": "这儿呢" }, { "source": "这儿呢", "target": "答辩没啰?" }, { "source": "唉,我只想说,我这个酱油真是打得太敬业了", "target": "小样儿~" }, { "source": "表白我哥", "target": "收图" }, { "source": "这摄影师可不容易", "target": "是啊,简直了" }, { "source": "小时候考试成绩好奖励是炸猪排我可以吃5块", "target": "你那时大概已经覅肉票了" }, { "source": "大v赶紧带火我们!求转发", "target": "啊啊啊,以后我就跟交话费一样,一月转一次是这样吧。" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,以后我就跟交话费一样,一月转一次是这样吧。", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "广州的,邮费计起来是多少阿?10元吗?", "target": "10元" }, { "source": "10元", "target": "那到时有货马上通知我,我下订一个" }, { "source": "那到时有货马上通知我,我下订一个", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "去厦门记得去吃鸭粥", "target": "哈哈,知道,我常吃。这家的左手边,大同鸭肉粥就很有名" }, { "source": "哈哈,知道,我常吃。这家的左手边,大同鸭肉粥就很有名", "target": "我每次去厦门就是为了吃鸭粥" }, { "source": "我每次去厦门就是为了吃鸭粥", "target": "有志气!!" }, { "source": "有志气!!", "target": "而且都是自己开车过去的!这碗鸭粥好贵!" }, { "source": "我的本意真的只是想见见大伙,而且真的没什么好炫耀的,毕竟都是无话不谈的朋友,只想高兴的玩一下吃顿饭,六年不见这么点小愿望都不能满足我,别人就算了,还发小,只能说时过境迁,物是人非了", "target": "你的星座?" }, { "source": "你的星座?", "target": "星座么,没人爱的天蝎" }, { "source": "想回去几天都不能,我现在都无计可施。怎么办", "target": "唉唉看着办吧" }, { "source": "愿内心安宁", "target": "现在的人都沉迷手机,突然觉得这样下去不行。" }, { "source": "假期到来的预兆就是有写不完的作业~", "target": "搞不好这是我们最后一个假期了" }, { "source": "搞不好这是我们最后一个假期了", "target": "好像说的对哦、过好每一天吧~" }, { "source": "好像说的对哦、过好每一天吧~", "target": "话说好久不见你粗线~" }, { "source": "关键词为毛会是石油", "target": "那要问你了" }, { "source": "你是刚刚高考完上大学的90后妹妹!", "target": "嘻嘻,开心过好每一天" }, { "source": "不管你怎样决定,都会永远支持你", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "你看我手指多长", "target": "比我短点〜" }, { "source": "我昨天经过稻香村好不容易忍住了没去买椰丝球", "target": "哈哈哈人生就走一遭想吃就去吃吧" }, { "source": "我想问,为什么要戴着耳机的?", "target": "耳机里有伴奏,但是观众是听不到的。要等到导师按下按钮,观众才能听到伴奏。" }, { "source": "那个妹子好像杨幂…", "target": "本来就是模仿" }, { "source": "本来就是模仿", "target": "难怪啊看起来好像" }, { "source": "难怪啊看起来好像", "target": "你查查人家隆胸都是直播的" }, { "source": "你说踢平把,那个也算是爆冷了,赢巴西,那个,不大可能的", "target": "今天晚上没有巴西啊!!!" }, { "source": "啊这一年我都已经放弃了", "target": "不要放弃会慢慢好起来的" }, { "source": "你这么能睡怪我咯", "target": "今天有大太阳?!" }, { "source": "今天有大太阳?!", "target": "难道我不是小太阳" }, { "source": "左边排骨中间蘑菇右边大虾", "target": "没吃完" }, { "source": "没吃完", "target": "下次去你家蹭饭" }, { "source": "下次去你家蹭饭", "target": "欢迎" }, { "source": "系统自动删除暴露年龄贴", "target": "傲娇怪" }, { "source": "傲娇怪", "target": "更正一下,我那时刚高一" }, { "source": "我会经常去南校达", "target": "来请客?" }, { "source": "来请客?", "target": "给你请客" }, { "source": "给你请客", "target": "别客气!这个机会给你" }, { "source": "我讨厌动图", "target": "听不见" }, { "source": "听不见", "target": "原来你是这样的" }, { "source": "要瘦", "target": "要瘦就好" }, { "source": "戏曲为啥还有英语", "target": "我也想问为啥" }, { "source": "你是否会在某一个不经意间想起我", "target": "会问的我好像是个石头样我也有人间真情好不好" }, { "source": "难得看你激动啊~~淡定!", "target": "关键他更博手机就没信号了" }, { "source": "关键他更博手机就没信号了", "target": "你手机太了解我了" }, { "source": "你手机太了解我了", "target": "我去,又来了" }, { "source": "你有购物安排嘛", "target": "有呀哈哈,求推荐剁手地点&剁手标的" }, { "source": "小安。请问你们吃串串多钱一串,会不会吃到破产", "target": "0.6一串哈哈哈" }, { "source": "求地址", "target": "直接在人网搜肖月,然后设定地址安徽芜湖。。相信你能找到的,我一眼就把小月月找到了。。。一切都是浮云。。" }, { "source": "祝你好要开开心心的", "target": "你也是,你也要幸福。" }, { "source": "男神用的是长刀研宣纸或者A4纸墨水是鲶鱼黑可是男神我明明都买了同款为什么写不出来同款字", "target": "一定是天气问题" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "第13" }, { "source": "你是直接到县里了?", "target": "在市里呢" }, { "source": "在市里呢", "target": "那个宾馆,我想去。" }, { "source": "去西藏了?嘤嘤嘤~羡慕", "target": "嗯,那你快来。" }, { "source": "是不是瞬间觉得你的工作还不错了啊", "target": "不一样嘛。" }, { "source": "不一样嘛。", "target": "你要三班倒啊" }, { "source": "你要三班倒啊", "target": "我意思是工作不一样,有不一样的累。" }, { "source": "我意思是工作不一样,有不一样的累。", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "你懂的。" }, { "source": "你懂的。", "target": "都不容易啊" }, { "source": "都不容易啊", "target": "是啊,都是狗。" }, { "source": "减肥?", "target": "想吃烤肉想嗦螺狮粉" }, { "source": "想吃烤肉想嗦螺狮粉", "target": "洗洗睡吧,梦里啥都有" }, { "source": "铁矮吃", "target": "要不要一起来" }, { "source": "要不要一起来", "target": "开玩笑你知道我上班" }, { "source": "开玩笑你知道我上班", "target": "刚下班么?" }, { "source": "刚下班么?", "target": "是阿每天都得忙到很晚" }, { "source": "是阿每天都得忙到很晚", "target": "春节这时候是这样的。有没有请你们吃夜宵" }, { "source": "春节这时候是这样的。有没有请你们吃夜宵", "target": "有的啊,每天差不多十二点关铺然后就吃夜宵到快一点载我们回家" }, { "source": "有的啊,每天差不多十二点关铺然后就吃夜宵到快一点载我们回家", "target": "好好休息吧,孩子,别上网了" }, { "source": "好好休息吧,孩子,别上网了", "target": "知道的,正准备睡觉,你也早点啊晚安" }, { "source": "知道的,正准备睡觉,你也早点啊晚安", "target": "晚安。" }, { "source": "我的天~世界怎么如此险恶啊", "target": "只能说挣钱不易,且花且珍惜。" }, { "source": "只能说挣钱不易,且花且珍惜。", "target": "网络体" }, { "source": "听你们的:暂定情人节晚上八点直播", "target": "不许露脸知道吗,不然咬你!" }, { "source": "不许露脸知道吗,不然咬你!", "target": "兔子急了都咬人么" }, { "source": "网盘容量忽然异常,下午还只占用了很少的容量,刚刚忽然就显示容量满了。那可是2000多G的容量啊", "target": "我也遇到了这个问题" }, { "source": "我也遇到了这个问题", "target": "原来有这么多人" }, { "source": "为毛瘦了这么多", "target": "其实我最近又偷偷胖了4斤本来更瘦" }, { "source": "姐姐也加油", "target": "姐姐会加油脱单的毕竟我们三个人的群当时单个狗头现在只有我是了" }, { "source": "姐姐会加油脱单的毕竟我们三个人的群当时单个狗头现在只有我是了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈姐姐颜值高不怕" }, { "source": "这瓶B群吃了多久了?", "target": "喔唷···这个嘛··吃了老长了···舍不得吃啊···吃完就没了···嘿嘿···" }, { "source": "恩下午考到时候看时间吧", "target": "你下午考晚上才去玩。只看你自己想不想去。" }, { "source": "你下午考晚上才去玩。只看你自己想不想去。", "target": "到时候联系呗" }, { "source": "到时候联系呗", "target": "到时候能不能找到你都是个问题" }, { "source": "到时候能不能找到你都是个问题", "target": "怎么会呢到时候打电话啊" }, { "source": "小酒量", "target": "你跟我喝喝看?" }, { "source": "你跟我喝喝看?", "target": "我怕你倒了,没人送你回家" }, { "source": "多穿点衣服吧", "target": "没有问题!" }, { "source": "看她吃东西自己都觉的撑", "target": "我只会觉得嘴巴扯得疼" }, { "source": "我只会觉得嘴巴扯得疼", "target": "吃好几个小时嘴都酸" }, { "source": "哪里的,我想吃。扫码吗", "target": "不用明天给你带?" }, { "source": "不用明天给你带?", "target": "我也要" }, { "source": "有钱人喝星巴克", "target": "一年就喝这一次" }, { "source": "一年就喝这一次", "target": "哦哦噢噢。" }, { "source": "天亮的早了", "target": "我咋没发现" }, { "source": "我咋没发现", "target": "像我一样天天守着山看日出就会发现了" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "你接受不了别人说你葛" }, { "source": "你接受不了别人说你葛", "target": "那你就胖着吧" }, { "source": "那你就胖着吧", "target": "什么胖着" }, { "source": "什么胖着", "target": "额...你知道我说的什么" }, { "source": "额...你知道我说的什么", "target": "不知道,你告诉我" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "我现在正好又大晚上" }, { "source": "我现在正好又大晚上", "target": "刚下课大风大雨去吃饭拿快递" }, { "source": "啥时候开画展", "target": "快了" }, { "source": "没有什么是一杯奶茶解决不了的", "target": "不哈" }, { "source": "据说今年是十五比十六圆唉!", "target": "这个是实话。下次十五圆要等2020年了。" }, { "source": "有女朋友没?", "target": "我没有但我有LP" }, { "source": "我没有但我有LP", "target": "什么?你丫都有女朋友了?!" }, { "source": "什么?你丫都有女朋友了?!", "target": "元芳你怎么看?" }, { "source": "元芳你怎么看?", "target": "不要脸的,背着我找小三" }, { "source": "不要脸的,背着我找小三", "target": "都是好事情吗" }, { "source": "都是好事情吗", "target": "我好饿,怎么办?" }, { "source": "我好饿,怎么办?", "target": "陪你吃东西去。" }, { "source": "陪你吃东西去。", "target": "真的丫?吃什么?" }, { "source": "真的丫?吃什么?", "target": "吃饭饭" }, { "source": "吃饭饭", "target": "一个人不愿意做饭" }, { "source": "一个人不愿意做饭", "target": "不对,是哀" }, { "source": "不对,是哀", "target": "说什么呢?傻不拉叽的" }, { "source": "不一定就不咬熟人,狗真的说不准,我弟被隔壁家的狗从额头到下巴咬的上,好几年了疤痕一直在,恐怕得留一辈子", "target": "怎么说我不是贬低狗但是狗再聪明和人还是不同情绪比较不稳定的别说狗人发疯了都会咬人怎么有人那么自信自己家的狗不咬人呢" }, { "source": "刚想说他有小肚子了今天就有腹肌了好调皮的肚子", "target": "过了两个月呢" }, { "source": "在哪看丫", "target": "B站上可以看" }, { "source": "B站上可以看", "target": "嗯嗯好的" }, { "source": "你啥时候又去黑怕了", "target": "你疯了还是咱们那次呀不让回味?" }, { "source": "如果你感到一个人喜欢你,那也不一定是真的喜欢你。", "target": "陈独秀同学可能会迟到,但是他永远都不会坐下" }, { "source": "衣服款式不错哈!可以网购不?", "target": "哈哈。直接帮衬吧" }, { "source": "你是起这么早还是还没睡呢", "target": "起的比那还早6点多就起了,是做任务那会才发出来" }, { "source": "????来打来打来打", "target": "我这一巴掌下去你可能会死" }, { "source": "我这一巴掌下去你可能会死", "target": "886" }, { "source": "你是逆生长~", "target": "哈哈小孩子真是一年一变" }, { "source": "哈哈小孩子真是一年一变", "target": "是呢~" }, { "source": "早喜欢纪念碑谷", "target": "早安,玩通关没?" }, { "source": "早安,玩通关没?", "target": "通关了" }, { "source": "妈呀在这个点放这个真的好吗饿死了", "target": "你不是都会自己做蛋糕了嘛!!星期五做一个给我吃啊" }, { "source": "你不是都会自己做蛋糕了嘛!!星期五做一个给我吃啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈你这小妞答应你了!!(下星期四做个啥好吃的给我吃啊" }, { "source": "我不奋斗都比你早", "target": "觉眠足了才有精力呀" }, { "source": "觉眠足了才有精力呀", "target": "你晚上早点睡好了" }, { "source": "这就显得没有穿袜子的那只脚的脚踝特别珍贵可爱", "target": "两只都特别珍贵可爱" }, { "source": "等你再来我又知道了个喝咖啡的地方~", "target": "等高铁开了我去就快了。" }, { "source": "等高铁开了我去就快了。", "target": "我看沈阳也有不少的~找个常去的小窝吧" }, { "source": "我看沈阳也有不少的~找个常去的小窝吧", "target": "找不到喜欢的地方。打心底觉得这个城市太过喧嚣吵闹。" }, { "source": "梦里减肥?", "target": "梦见给人家砌砖" }, { "source": "建议你睡懒觉因为早餐有的是机会吃…", "target": "但早餐真的好好吃啊" }, { "source": "突然发现,跟某些人说话真是降低我的档次,要不我现在在外面,用的是手机非得举报你,等着姐举报你啊!", "target": "手机可以举报" }, { "source": "人像拍出来无压力很美,就是镜头塑料的,和奥巴完美配合,性价比太高了,扫街神器。", "target": "嗯嗯好的哈哈哈,看评价都不错,主要性价比高,人像好头" }, { "source": "听说你是我女朋友了", "target": "别装了" }, { "source": "缝见必买!", "target": "对对热乎乎的还能焐手" }, { "source": "深深,吃午饭了么", "target": "没有吃,我饿" }, { "source": "没有吃,我饿", "target": "快去吃" }, { "source": "快去吃", "target": "没有吃的,你叫我去那里吃啊" }, { "source": "没有吃的,你叫我去那里吃啊", "target": "吃饭啊" }, { "source": "吃饭啊", "target": "算了" }, { "source": "算了", "target": "哈,是准备吃土了么" }, { "source": "哈,是准备吃土了么", "target": "我是吃不起土的人" }, { "source": "我是吃不起土的人", "target": "地里有,去抠点点" }, { "source": "你改个名字叫北京微资讯吧", "target": "后厂村微资讯可以吗" }, { "source": "后厂村微资讯可以吗", "target": "这个可以" }, { "source": "推荐一下好看的美剧吧!", "target": "你想看什么类型?" }, { "source": "哥哥照顾好自己我们等你回来", "target": "一定会等着大家来接我的" }, { "source": "一定会等着大家来接我的", "target": "我们大家一起去接机" }, { "source": "有利于开心过周末!", "target": "对极啦" }, { "source": "一般早上我就一个鸡蛋+热水", "target": "很棒可是上一早上得课会饿" }, { "source": "很棒可是上一早上得课会饿", "target": "哈哈自备一些小面包啥的" }, { "source": "帅的人都没睡", "target": "你负责美!我负责帅!" }, { "source": "你负责美!我负责帅!", "target": "不不不,你美你美" }, { "source": "来啊快活啊", "target": "寒假等我!" }, { "source": "寒假等我!", "target": "寒假没啥事早点回来" }, { "source": "寒假没啥事早点回来", "target": "嗯哒!" }, { "source": "我去你办公室吃点", "target": "你咋不说给我买点~" }, { "source": "眼线画得不错", "target": "你也值得拥有它" }, { "source": "我可以给你看看我的胳膊和大叔的腿", "target": "哈哈哈哈我瞬间想象到了大叔健康的肤色跟你鲜明的对比" }, { "source": "你在高新园上班吗", "target": "他可流弊了" }, { "source": "他可流弊了", "target": "哪里流弊" }, { "source": "土豪", "target": "乡绅不要装了" }, { "source": "睡前碰见了", "target": "妳不应该这时候碎啊,对你这奇葩来说,不科学" }, { "source": "妳不应该这时候碎啊,对你这奇葩来说,不科学", "target": "躺着酝酿情绪" }, { "source": "我手机最近就是变得好慢,气死了", "target": "我很怀疑,智能手机再发展三五年苹果手机的流畅优势还能不能成立" }, { "source": "我四川这小风一吹浑身凉因为我作我穿短裤满屋跑", "target": "那怪谁啊" }, { "source": "你们背着我!偷偷干什么呢", "target": "我背不动你" }, { "source": "我背不动你", "target": "背着!" }, { "source": "你头发", "target": "春丽头摘下来就是这个效果哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这个汉堡是不是一吃要吃很多才饱", "target": "你的包包脸就是这样来的吧?" }, { "source": "你的包包脸就是这样来的吧?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈不允许你这么活跃的!" }, { "source": "冰冷了你的心", "target": "冰的是身体" }, { "source": "您还真是自私啊……为什么堵的水泄不通……还不就是你这种人造成的……有想过其他家长和孩子吗", "target": "有时候堵的水泄不通,可能是在某几个交通岗车流量太大,我每天上班,车太多,中间没有车辆违停现象,还是会堵车的,很夸张的一次,要路过的地方是好几个人口多的办公单位,三个信号灯硬是堵了20分钟才走过去" }, { "source": "你养狗了啊", "target": "养了啊单身的那种" }, { "source": "吼吼,又不乖啦", "target": "姐小葱老75我" }, { "source": "姐小葱老75我", "target": "你俩到底谁逗谁啊" }, { "source": "你俩到底谁逗谁啊", "target": "姐你要为我做主]" }, { "source": "姐你要为我做主]", "target": "不许装可怜" }, { "source": "不许装可怜", "target": "事实" }, { "source": "事实", "target": "是事实吗???不是" }, { "source": "是事实吗???不是", "target": "你就无视事实吧" }, { "source": "你就无视事实吧", "target": "所以说嘛。。。事实不管用" }, { "source": "所以说嘛。。。事实不管用", "target": "你个魔女" }, { "source": "你个魔女", "target": "我木有白发" }, { "source": "我木有白发", "target": "你还想做练姐姐" }, { "source": "你还想做练姐姐", "target": "二航也不错还有小师弟" }, { "source": "绣春刀修罗战场", "target": "看了好多遍啦,我们北斋美的啊" }, { "source": "看了好多遍啦,我们北斋美的啊", "target": "是啊!真美。幂幂加油!" }, { "source": "装备还挺专业", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "嫂子知道你这么帅么", "target": "首先,得先给你找个嫂子" }, { "source": "首先,得先给你找个嫂子", "target": "要求别太高,男的也可以" }, { "source": "要求别太高,男的也可以", "target": "你哥正常的取向诶" }, { "source": "你哥正常的取向诶", "target": "再不来个嫂子,估计也就说不定啦" }, { "source": "再不来个嫂子,估计也就说不定啦", "target": "不是你说不急的么" }, { "source": "不是你说不急的么", "target": "我这是替你急好么" }, { "source": "我这是替你急好么", "target": "反正都是你说的好吧" }, { "source": "反正都是你说的好吧", "target": "谢谢你给我主动权" }, { "source": "再来就得带孩子玩啦", "target": "那得猴年马月呢" }, { "source": "那得猴年马月呢", "target": "去年猴年马月刚过,坐等下一个" }, { "source": "很多人和我说会读书没用,要情商高,我,尴尬又不失礼貌的微笑了。这些人隐含意义是他们的情商比我高。", "target": "这些人同样隐含的是自己读书没你多啊……" }, { "source": "欢迎回村!", "target": "哈哈。有空见面!!" }, { "source": "哈哈。有空见面!!", "target": "求吃的" }, { "source": "求吃的", "target": "木有吃的" }, { "source": "木有吃的", "target": "你不爱我" }, { "source": "你不爱我", "target": "主要是我在减肥" }, { "source": "主要是我在减肥", "target": "也没看你少吃" }, { "source": "也没看你少吃", "target": "有啊!!" }, { "source": "人寿有通知没", "target": "你有么?" }, { "source": "你有么?", "target": "貌似都木有" }, { "source": "你是不是谈恋爱了", "target": "和谁啊?" }, { "source": "和谁啊?", "target": "那我哪里知道哦" }, { "source": "那我哪里知道哦", "target": "你想多了,我是前天晚上想着第二天实习的事情" }, { "source": "爱你~~", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "天辣噜祝康复", "target": "飞速康复中" }, { "source": "国是在乡里大碗把,一点都不好吃,撇淡的", "target": "我们都觉得味道有点咸跟酸。。。这道菜没吃!不过那里饭菜很一般咯,毕竟便宜" }, { "source": "我们都觉得味道有点咸跟酸。。。这道菜没吃!不过那里饭菜很一般咯,毕竟便宜", "target": "嗯,我也不蛮喜欢恰,味道很普通,菜也少。" }, { "source": "嗯,我也不蛮喜欢恰,味道很普通,菜也少。", "target": "分量还可以啊。我们四个人五个菜都还剩蛮多" }, { "source": "分量还可以啊。我们四个人五个菜都还剩蛮多", "target": "我们去菜真的少,还要排队,随便吃点好的多" }, { "source": "我们去菜真的少,还要排队,随便吃点好的多", "target": "还好吧我们在三楼包厢!一般聚会其实去那里也还不错,最赞的是那里的空调!吹起冷" }, { "source": "装醉就可以少喝点了", "target": "我是实在人,不会装" }, { "source": "我是实在人,不会装", "target": "因为你是男人。我是女的不想喝就装醉" }, { "source": "因为你是男人。我是女的不想喝就装醉", "target": "妹纸" }, { "source": "妹纸", "target": "你以为我是男的???" }, { "source": "我睡醒看你俩发糖吧", "target": "别介!不要走!(还有一种幸福是,看爱的人幸福" }, { "source": "别介!不要走!(还有一种幸福是,看爱的人幸福", "target": "你是风你不刮我不走" }, { "source": "恭喜发财!!利是逗来!!祝你新年快乐!", "target": "呵呵!新年快乐!我末有得派。。我是负责逗的。。" }, { "source": "呵呵!新年快乐!我末有得派。。我是负责逗的。。", "target": "哈哈我也是啊" }, { "source": "差旅报销速度慢,导致大家都开始降低饮食要求了?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "你看啥韩剧呢", "target": "漂亮姐姐" }, { "source": "漂亮姐姐", "target": "你叫我呢?" }, { "source": "你叫我呢?", "target": "我呸" }, { "source": "这个牌子有好吃的味道吗", "target": "哈哈有道理" }, { "source": "开学吧你", "target": "嘿嘿,还没有," }, { "source": "有女朋友吗没有的话介意有一个吗有的话介意多一个吗", "target": "可以考虑" }, { "source": "你这个名字,我又想想我原啃鸡腿", "target": "她在我心中再冷漠脸也不帅了被啃鸡腿儿复盖" }, { "source": "她在我心中再冷漠脸也不帅了被啃鸡腿儿复盖", "target": "我已经把我代表和这个女人分开了" }, { "source": "乖乖,还撸了个妆", "target": "来嗨" }, { "source": "来嗨", "target": "怎么嗨" }, { "source": "人模狗样的高学历低素质男人都好多,更不要提没上过学的那些,超级辣眼睛!", "target": "一听到孝顺两个字就想吐" }, { "source": "一听到孝顺两个字就想吐", "target": "哈哈,差不多,自家父母要求无限制的孝顺都无语,何况孝顺别人的父母,自己真是闲的没事了" }, { "source": "我也看到骑得高高的", "target": "尴尬" }, { "source": "一脸鄙视的看着你", "target": "看你哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "楼下有人住吗?", "target": "没人,人在外地,所以担心楼上的废水会从那个洞漏出来,然后把楼下的楼下再给淹了" }, { "source": "没人,人在外地,所以担心楼上的废水会从那个洞漏出来,然后把楼下的楼下再给淹了", "target": "如果人家家已经装修了,你最好联系下别人赶紧处理,免得危害进一步扩大以后赔得更多。如果仅仅是毛坯房,通知物业即可。" }, { "source": "如果人家家已经装修了,你最好联系下别人赶紧处理,免得危害进一步扩大以后赔得更多。如果仅仅是毛坯房,通知物业即可。", "target": "没有装修只是毛坯房,堵了之后之前联系过物业,是物业帮忙联系的楼下业主。现在还需要再次通知物业吗?告诉他们管子被我们捅漏了就行了?" }, { "source": "养颜的好东东!", "target": "嘿嘿,还有很多" }, { "source": "你不会是睡到现在吧。刚买完菜回来", "target": "没有。。睡醒直接和小伙伴出来聚餐" }, { "source": "山东不只是煎饼卷大葱", "target": "也不是只有高个子的姑娘" }, { "source": "也不是只有高个子的姑娘", "target": "158" }, { "source": "158", "target": "南方上学去后门买煎饼,煎饼阿姨跟另外一个姑娘说:你山东的吧,瞅你这个个儿像我们山东的。那姑娘说我内蒙古的。我默默说了句我山东的……157……" }, { "source": "山东日照欢迎你,生蚝三块钱一斤,根本没人吃", "target": "三块一斤也不算很便宜吧,毕竟壳都那么重了" }, { "source": "三块一斤也不算很便宜吧,毕竟壳都那么重了", "target": "所以没人吃而且个人觉得,生蚝真不算好吃的海鲜" }, { "source": "能个滋润还艰难", "target": "一个人" }, { "source": "搬个小板凳坐下听故事", "target": "然而我一脸茫然" }, { "source": "恋爱了", "target": "电影电影" }, { "source": "乡下高中内个同学姓李?", "target": "吃瓜吧!不要说出来" }, { "source": "吃瓜吧!不要说出来", "target": "这么说来你好像战胜了一个十分惊人的对手来着啊" }, { "source": "我是来互动的……", "target": "哈哈,干得漂亮" }, { "source": "美美美!!喵喵喵喵", "target": "喵喵喵喵喵!" }, { "source": "勇猛不减当年啊。", "target": "学妹让我" }, { "source": "学妹让我", "target": "这是决赛么。。" }, { "source": "这是决赛么。。", "target": "是呀~破纪录了" }, { "source": "是呀~破纪录了", "target": "哇!!好塞来!!!" }, { "source": "大神,带我超神", "target": "影响,人头送太多,打都打不过" }, { "source": "影响,人头送太多,打都打不过", "target": "有点道理" }, { "source": "人言可畏!知名度会让整件事情发酵!", "target": "对于有些渣男,出轨就是日常" }, { "source": "其实东区还是不错的。不像大家那么担心的,虽然没有主校区繁华,帅哥多。还是蛮清净的。考完试感觉回来。带你去东区大美二餐吃麻辣烫,烤肉拌饭。还有一餐的麻辣烫也很好吃。豆浆也不错。足球场篮球场很棒,就是有点远。看帅哥打球不方便。图书馆也很好。厕所比主区的厕所好太多了。", "target": "说得我好想回去了~~在这儿除了好想你们都还是那样。。二餐麻辣烫的姐还问她们没来嘛。你不在一个人洗澡没人聊天没人搓背,但洗完还是会去买一瓶养味…" }, { "source": "你这发际线什么时候这么高了", "target": "你生俩孩子也一样" }, { "source": "被喜欢的男生讨厌了怎么办?", "target": "自己主动些啊,男生也很喜欢主动的女生的。" }, { "source": "自己主动些啊,男生也很喜欢主动的女生的。", "target": "就是太主动了,人家觉得烦了" }, { "source": "就是太主动了,人家觉得烦了", "target": "我也是这样的经验,给甩了" }, { "source": "我也是这样的经验,给甩了", "target": "唉~只能绝交了么?" }, { "source": "唉~只能绝交了么?", "target": "是啊······" }, { "source": "是啊······", "target": "你也没啥好办法嘛,唉~" }, { "source": "你也没啥好办法嘛,唉~", "target": "因为我喝三鹿长大" }, { "source": "因为我喝三鹿长大", "target": "智商捉急了么?" }, { "source": "女神", "target": "哈哈哈。每次都这么捧场" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。每次都这么捧场", "target": "捧场王" }, { "source": "我有点懂你那种感觉,就跟阿信给别的妹子唱生日快乐歌,气哭了似的", "target": "我倒不是相信那些诋毁他的人说的话就是那种自己用心呵护了很久的花被人拔掉了一样心里堵得慌" }, { "source": "我倒不是相信那些诋毁他的人说的话就是那种自己用心呵护了很久的花被人拔掉了一样心里堵得慌", "target": "哈哈哈,他还是你的" }, { "source": "啊??可能是因为单看真的很朴实吧!那我好好试试搭配一下。有一条项链是以前买过的。只有一条可以给客服看吗?要是不行就算了,我送朋友好了。还是爱店主店主家以前上架的的饰品可都是好好看的。", "target": "下次买东西的时候和我们说一下吧,我再送你一个福袋,最近饰品衣服的物流都困难,我也真没办法了" }, { "source": "下次买东西的时候和我们说一下吧,我再送你一个福袋,最近饰品衣服的物流都困难,我也真没办法了", "target": "谢谢店主。相信祖国会解决好一切的。都会好起来的祝福!" }, { "source": "好看呀宝贝", "target": "你也好看呀快去吃晚饭我好饿哈哈" }, { "source": "你也好看呀快去吃晚饭我好饿哈哈", "target": "我都吃好了好撑呢" }, { "source": "我都吃好了好撑呢", "target": "嘻嘻嘻我还好饿" }, { "source": "你就是太有钱了", "target": "你就是哪儿都不忘损我" }, { "source": "我拿生命在演戏好不好", "target": "拿绳命在逗比" }, { "source": "拿绳命在逗比", "target": "不要闹了我现在走女神路线" }, { "source": "解救单身", "target": "单身狗被月老盯上了?" }, { "source": "单身狗被月老盯上了?", "target": "找我脱单哦" }, { "source": "找我脱单哦", "target": "求介绍" }, { "source": "膜拜有凉鞋的富帅~~~", "target": "真锅求别黑" }, { "source": "真锅求别黑", "target": "我是真的没有凉鞋啊啊啊啊啊啊。。。" }, { "source": "我是真的没有凉鞋啊啊啊啊啊啊。。。", "target": "啊啊啊真锅快肥来啊~" }, { "source": "开学回去我们比一比好不好,打赌100块钱的", "target": "你开学回学校啊" }, { "source": "洗手台旁边还有擦手纸", "target": "你也来了~?" }, { "source": "弱弱问句,您工资多少", "target": "一年10万真的不算太多,现在普通的2.3线城市最基本的工资也有2.3000一个月了,有经验的或者自己做生意,一个月上万也很正常,怎么说呢,还是看地区,我说的这个要是在一线城市估计连开销都不够,像我在的2.3线城市我说的稍微高的工资一年也要超10万了,还是看地区" }, { "source": "一年10万真的不算太多,现在普通的2.3线城市最基本的工资也有2.3000一个月了,有经验的或者自己做生意,一个月上万也很正常,怎么说呢,还是看地区,我说的这个要是在一线城市估计连开销都不够,像我在的2.3线城市我说的稍微高的工资一年也要超10万了,还是看地区", "target": "所以,你多少工资我是学生狗,不懂" }, { "source": "所以,你多少工资我是学生狗,不懂", "target": "我自己做生意的,97年的,一天3.400元吧工资" }, { "source": "我自己做生意的,97年的,一天3.400元吧工资", "target": "厉害厉害,不用挣工资的大佬" }, { "source": "厉害厉害,不用挣工资的大佬", "target": "你真是搞笑,人家也是是说了自己的,也没有说什么什么不好,只是就事论事,至于这么酸吗?" }, { "source": "二甲的飘过", "target": "不过我计算机过了" }, { "source": "不过我计算机过了", "target": "我觉得我已经放弃计算机了。。。。" }, { "source": "第一个给我发的明显是联通~~~", "target": "不一定吧联通给我的催费短信已经发完了==" }, { "source": "不一定吧联通给我的催费短信已经发完了==", "target": "那个。。我早晨有流量统计通知==" }, { "source": "到处都在停", "target": "全荆门停了?" }, { "source": "我叫你一声李易峰你敢应吗", "target": "不敢" }, { "source": "相信文咏珊,肯定没问题的", "target": "肯定没问题,演技颜值都在线" }, { "source": "那你站着别动我去买点橘子", "target": "这个梗还能骗得到我?" }, { "source": "女神给我个签名吧", "target": "不给" }, { "source": "不给", "target": "女神就是高冷" }, { "source": "女神就是高冷", "target": "对没错" }, { "source": "你...太有感了~我都是晚上才去公园跑~早上实在起不来那么早~", "target": "哈哈,就当你姐疯了" }, { "source": "请说出你家的地址门牌号我要去抢大黄了", "target": "我才不说" }, { "source": "你好,我是蓝胖子哈哈哈", "target": "我要去看!" }, { "source": "我要去看!", "target": "默默大" }, { "source": "对不起我被虐的受不了了", "target": "骗我大把眼泪" }, { "source": "天呐,下次我来带路", "target": "我认识也不说你自个儿百度地图。就是要你带" }, { "source": "我认识也不说你自个儿百度地图。就是要你带", "target": "你真棒,相信我,即使错了,也跟着我哈" }, { "source": "你竟然不叫上我最近超爱浮夸耳环", "target": "你快打耳洞!以后一起买耳坠" }, { "source": "你想干嘛", "target": "≥﹏≤放假了开心的睡不着" }, { "source": "≥﹏≤放假了开心的睡不着", "target": "你才起床么" }, { "source": "你才起床么", "target": "当然不是!12点起的!刚去给包子同学送电脑,在回家呢路上了!" }, { "source": "当然不是!12点起的!刚去给包子同学送电脑,在回家呢路上了!", "target": "怎么送电脑。。给我爹啊" }, { "source": "怎么送电脑。。给我爹啊", "target": "啊不是是她同学呢电脑放我家了,那个妹子在天津,我给她送过去。。。囧" }, { "source": "啊不是是她同学呢电脑放我家了,那个妹子在天津,我给她送过去。。。囧", "target": "好的吧。。。这什么时候的事了啊。。" }, { "source": "好的吧。。。这什么时候的事了啊。。", "target": "啊是她放寒假前把电脑放我家了懒得拿回去不是" }, { "source": "啊是她放寒假前把电脑放我家了懒得拿回去不是", "target": "你的反应真的有点慢" }, { "source": "你的反应真的有点慢", "target": "但还是反应过来了。。。" }, { "source": "但还是反应过来了。。。", "target": "三分钟好不好,有点痴呆了" }, { "source": "三分钟好不好,有点痴呆了", "target": "没有啊我回复是一分钟..啊、" }, { "source": "没有啊我回复是一分钟..啊、", "target": "笨笨麻麻" }, { "source": "学姐,唱歌那是相当好听哈", "target": "边儿去" }, { "source": "边儿去", "target": "我不断的不断的觉得,您越来越有趣了!" }, { "source": "山东潍坊有互撩的吗", "target": "秀!" }, { "source": "秀!", "target": "帅吗" }, { "source": "帅吗", "target": "帅!就你最帅!" }, { "source": "怎么样得明信片,还有什么是最佳留言", "target": "就是积极互动啦,并且说的很有道理或者是脑洞大开啦" }, { "source": "我也是走组队嘛", "target": "你冲锋我守门如何" }, { "source": "你冲锋我守门如何", "target": "我搞后勤接应你们" }, { "source": "湘绣真漂亮,好看艺术品", "target": "一定要传承下去啊" }, { "source": "后面脱衣服搂妹子的大哥简直是偶像!!!", "target": "全民偶像" }, { "source": "冬季的雨天,阴冷潮湿!别让天气左右了心情,开心哈!", "target": "所以我不喜欢家乡的冬天!" }, { "source": "所以我不喜欢家乡的冬天!", "target": "那就只能学候鸟迁徙去南方罗!" }, { "source": "那就只能学候鸟迁徙去南方罗!", "target": "我不想去南方,我想去北方!" }, { "source": "我不想去南方,我想去北方!", "target": "是因为少去游历的原因,还是?" }, { "source": "是因为少去游历的原因,还是?", "target": "刚好相反,我去的多,喜欢季节分明!不像这里,只有两个季节,夏季和冬季!两种天气,热天和雨天!" }, { "source": "只要锄头抡得好没有墙角挖不倒", "target": "看来某人颇有心得~~" }, { "source": "看来某人颇有心得~~", "target": "师兄传授口诀" }, { "source": "前十不容易啊!", "target": "你好回安慰自己啊。。。。" }, { "source": "你好回安慰自己啊。。。。", "target": "人生就是要学会自娱自乐!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "人生就是要学会自娱自乐!哈哈哈", "target": "我也会自嗨喂" }, { "source": "我也会自嗨喂", "target": "那很好啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "那很好啊,哈哈", "target": "你在干嘛几点下班啊" }, { "source": "你在干嘛几点下班啊", "target": "6点啊,已经下了" }, { "source": "6点啊,已经下了", "target": "我也是六点好累啊" }, { "source": "我也是六点好累啊", "target": "回到家了吗" }, { "source": "回到家了吗", "target": "刚刚吃完饭回来准备洗澡玩手机" }, { "source": "工作再辛苦、还是自己身体更重要", "target": "嗯~等我回去~" }, { "source": "嗯~等我回去~", "target": "嗯呢!要回来喽" }, { "source": "吃火锅去成都?重庆火锅的脸往哪里放…", "target": "人家也只是说说而已你们急什么" }, { "source": "好几年没见到这丰收的景象了", "target": "其实出了城市就有。" }, { "source": "姐,新年快乐,这里冷到死,-15度!", "target": "新年快乐听说南方明天也会冷到爆" }, { "source": "新年快乐听说南方明天也会冷到爆", "target": "和这里比起来,那边简直是夏天呀!" }, { "source": "和这里比起来,那边简直是夏天呀!", "target": "今天在太阳下完全就是夏天的味道" }, { "source": "今天在太阳下完全就是夏天的味道", "target": "我们这里风巨大,吹的都走不动路,感觉我会被吹跑!" }, { "source": "在哪里嘛", "target": "你竟然还认真地发问了" }, { "source": "你竟然还认真地发问了", "target": "啊?!" }, { "source": "不要一天夏了夏天了,言情小说么哪个不会编", "target": "你编嘛" }, { "source": "想要12,坐标湖北武汉,可自出邮费~真滴想要啊~20多年就没中过奖", "target": "哈哈,下次我送点笔啊什么的给你,苍蝇再小也是肉啊~" }, { "source": "无语了不要总拿斌斌说事了可以吗沉默吧拜托了", "target": "支持~合作就是合作,干嘛总往一块扯,无聊" }, { "source": "看了,机票太贵,而且是当天意大利往返,不适合我。哎呀你们都不去我不会去的啦", "target": "这个钱可以往返北京了,回来跟我们看" }, { "source": "这个钱可以往返北京了,回来跟我们看", "target": "这个钱够我在这儿好好的活6个月,或者去德国西班牙好好玩儿一圈了" }, { "source": "想看诺一和霓娜不", "target": "这还用说" }, { "source": "忘记跟你讲求带好吃的,三明", "target": "没问题!" }, { "source": "贫穷影响不到万有引力", "target": "贫穷使你质量更大所以你更有引力" }, { "source": "土豪", "target": "哪里又土豪了" }, { "source": "你甜甜的,我苦苦的。", "target": "别啊,我希望我的朋友哪怕喝着苦咖啡都是甜甜的~" }, { "source": "别啊,我希望我的朋友哪怕喝着苦咖啡都是甜甜的~", "target": "先苦后甜" }, { "source": "先苦后甜", "target": "嗯,祝你快乐~~" }, { "source": "打雪仗的报名呀", "target": "冷死都不下雪的地方,真的很无奈" }, { "source": "抹茶星冰乐好喝!", "target": "已喝" }, { "source": "想你,非常想你", "target": "照顾好自己" }, { "source": "有没有人告诉我别是啥意思", "target": "两车前后前车忽然变过来到后车的行驶路线上,后车必然急刹车或者再顺势变道,不然就撞了。很危险的行为。" }, { "source": "来看你了小辣椒", "target": "谢谢哥哥的金脚光临" }, { "source": "谢谢哥哥的金脚光临", "target": "不客气啦,小辣椒" }, { "source": "风景真美,好向往", "target": "欢迎来玩" }, { "source": "我把地址都显示出来了欢狗", "target": "没注意好吃么" }, { "source": "没注意好吃么", "target": "老板是老城的" }, { "source": "老板是老城的", "target": "哇哇哇,太棒了没有之一地址给我给我~贵不贵贵不贵?老乡木有打折什么的么?" }, { "source": "为什么发这个不打码?知道人家会尴尬你还发出来?用别人的尴尬去增加你的热度你不尴尬吗?", "target": "终于找到和我一样想法的了。。为啥不打码??" }, { "source": "妞儿!等我有钱了一定给你换个高大上的杯子!等我!", "target": "杯子不用换,给我买条裙子" }, { "source": "你都快成大厨啦", "target": "还差的远呢。" }, { "source": "为喃你还在打球。。。", "target": "有什么问题……" }, { "source": "有什么问题……", "target": "不是快毕业了么还有时间打。" }, { "source": "不是快毕业了么还有时间打。", "target": "随便玩玩的吖……" }, { "source": "大晚上是要饿死我", "target": "你可以偷偷出去吃" }, { "source": "可以给我见见吗", "target": "见行李???" }, { "source": "见行李???", "target": "……" }, { "source": "……", "target": "哈哈哈.讲笑" }, { "source": "过年没回家吗", "target": "看到了11点。你什么时候再回来啊,下次出来聚聚" }, { "source": "又到了比拼笔记本的时间", "target": "有啥可拼的能用不就好" }, { "source": "有啥可拼的能用不就好", "target": "那可不一样" }, { "source": "那可不一样", "target": "有啥不一样" }, { "source": "凌晨打卡", "target": "半夜趴着写日记" }, { "source": "半夜趴着写日记", "target": "理解" }, { "source": "理解", "target": "怎么理解的" }, { "source": "怎么理解的", "target": "我也喜欢听歌写日记半夜" }, { "source": "如果能重来,我要选李白", "target": "哈哈李白" }, { "source": "你的牌牌好大哦", "target": "要重新做!不是我想要的" }, { "source": "要重新做!不是我想要的", "target": "太大了到时不好拿啊。" }, { "source": "太大了到时不好拿啊。", "target": "不大的·正合适" }, { "source": "不大的·正合适", "target": "好多钱?我上次没有做" }, { "source": "好多钱?我上次没有做", "target": "这个贵啊!定的粉色灯!比其他的灯要贵!" }, { "source": "这个贵啊!定的粉色灯!比其他的灯要贵!", "target": "我么得网上订有四个字还是粉红色的要收130" }, { "source": "我么得网上订有四个字还是粉红色的要收130", "target": "你的便宜·我的还要贵些" }, { "source": "你的便宜·我的还要贵些", "target": "我还没确定做不做,到时要背个相机还有包,再拿个灯牌看起好老火。" }, { "source": "我还没确定做不做,到时要背个相机还有包,再拿个灯牌看起好老火。", "target": "我背的东西比你更多!!!" }, { "source": "我背的东西比你更多!!!", "target": "我想专心看他" }, { "source": "不好理解听不懂这歌没办法给我带来放松好心情曲听不明词听不清", "target": "听不懂,不好听" }, { "source": "王大姐今天又穿了多少双袜子裹成了一个小粽子", "target": "毕竟长沙的天气摆在那呢我冻惨了" }, { "source": "学长,新年快乐啊!", "target": "新年快乐呀" }, { "source": "给我多少钱都行啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你这脑回路" }, { "source": "被窝里一点都不冷", "target": "走开!!!你的裙子还要不要了" }, { "source": "如果裁裁能出盗版…我的手速我相当放心。就决定是你了!蠢裁裁!", "target": "他如果包邮,不超过20元卖是允许的" }, { "source": "葛菲姐,来报道啦,祝福高考学生能考到自己理想的大学,嘻嘻,我后年才能高考,周五工作愉快", "target": "小鱼明天上课不" }, { "source": "晚安,好梦俺要呼呼了", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "我的婚礼错不过。", "target": "快点儿嫁出去吧!" }, { "source": "快点儿嫁出去吧!", "target": "我尽量吼~" }, { "source": "想找个女朋友带她去听五月天和周杰伦演唱会你愿意吗", "target": "去~" }, { "source": "幸福快乐就好。", "target": "太容易满足,怎么着也得先来个包再说" }, { "source": "太容易满足,怎么着也得先来个包再说", "target": "\"包\"治百病" }, { "source": "我单身。。。", "target": "那我请问一晚上能说到哪里?" }, { "source": "那我请问一晚上能说到哪里?", "target": "从地球到火星!从天上到地上!神一样的打!" }, { "source": "从地球到火星!从天上到地上!神一样的打!", "target": ".....是个男银" }, { "source": ".....是个男银", "target": "你觉得呢!" }, { "source": "你觉得呢!", "target": "应该是不然能说那么久?" }, { "source": "应该是不然能说那么久?", "target": "嘿嘿。" }, { "source": "你河里734最苦了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈是啊我看她们的纪录片大晚上的可以肆无忌惮的吃宵夜就知道白天有多苦了" }, { "source": "新岁新气象", "target": "我宁愿不要新的!" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊刚看到好开心想要二哥的右上摸小提琴的辣张", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "在疯子的映衬下,那羊排简直像鸡翅一样小。。。", "target": "啥话吗" }, { "source": "升级土豪了么", "target": "请把土字去掉好么?" }, { "source": "请把土字去掉好么?", "target": "不行,土鳖" }, { "source": "你这发型烫的什么卷啊?", "target": "目前这个是自然往里面卷的之前烫的都被我剪了" }, { "source": "目前这个是自然往里面卷的之前烫的都被我剪了", "target": "挺喜欢你这头发发型的想烫不知道怎么跟理发师说就齐肩短发自然往里卷?" }, { "source": "挺喜欢你这头发发型的想烫不知道怎么跟理发师说就齐肩短发自然往里卷?", "target": "应该就是忘记卷一点吧" }, { "source": "你女儿个头挺高的嘛,我家的快7岁,个头跟你们差不多,体重也51", "target": "公公183,婆婆165,我167,老公174,基因不错,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "多少钱的自助啊?求介绍", "target": "还好啦75两人。。第一排牛排" }, { "source": "你这是在哪了", "target": "在家" }, { "source": "哎哟,心情好咯你", "target": "木有,我现在是拒绝治疗状态,刚刚还把手指头搞了个洞" }, { "source": "木有,我现在是拒绝治疗状态,刚刚还把手指头搞了个洞", "target": "怎么这么不小心,看吧,还是像我这样就会煮方便面多安全" }, { "source": "你家我就记得你桌子最乱。。", "target": "你一定记错了" }, { "source": "你一定记错了", "target": "我怕不会哦。。我印象那么深刻" }, { "source": "我怕不会哦。。我印象那么深刻", "target": "这张不是我的哈哈~" }, { "source": "这张不是我的哈哈~", "target": "但是你的也很乱" }, { "source": "ll恋爱了!", "target": "恋爱我就认真了。" }, { "source": "一会见撒比", "target": "呵呵别急" }, { "source": "我去玩要去你家蹭饭!", "target": "哈哈哈,来呗,有机会给大家做。" }, { "source": "你还有浪", "target": "我还有老鼠" }, { "source": "你为什么落后了", "target": "我也在沉思" }, { "source": "我说它叔,随便跟男孩子出去,肚子大了咋整", "target": "你很有想法" }, { "source": "你很有想法", "target": "人与人之间,最终都要回到阴阳调和那点事,不谨慎不行啊" }, { "source": "大哥是不是又帅了", "target": "一直都很帅的好嘛" }, { "source": "其实孩子怎样家长真的有很大的关系,但是想着那句话永远不要试图改变别人的思想,所以自己还是安静地忙好自己的东西就好啦有些时候言语真的很无力的", "target": "今天晚上我是看明白了,以后我就把自己事情做好就好" }, { "source": "今天晚上我是看明白了,以后我就把自己事情做好就好", "target": "某天要离开家了给家里写封信吧,该说的,该希望的都可以写算是再尽力一次沟通交流吧,或许有意想不到的效果哦" }, { "source": "佐佐你赢了,我输了直播次翔~", "target": "吃啊" }, { "source": "吃啊", "target": "你帮我承受一半" }, { "source": "我还没开始做,估计下午就会跟你一样开始抓狂了~", "target": "你会的话求指导啊~" }, { "source": "最近好多人在看这本书", "target": "我想看好久了,终于买了~" }, { "source": "最近很青春啊~", "target": "那是~" }, { "source": "心疼你", "target": "哈哈,没事啦已经熬过去了" }, { "source": "袜子配这个鞋简直丑爆了", "target": "俺们穿可能丑爆了,她穿刚刚好!" }, { "source": "俺们穿可能丑爆了,她穿刚刚好!", "target": "别闹了除非送贫困山区" }, { "source": "底下裂了么?表面的口子要在摸完蛋液之后拿锋利的刀划破油皮就好", "target": "…看来我还是不狠心我觉得我再划都要到底了TTTT" }, { "source": "…看来我还是不狠心我觉得我再划都要到底了TTTT", "target": "再狠一点!" }, { "source": "金毛掉毛怎么解决", "target": "换毛不可阻挡哎。" }, { "source": "换毛不可阻挡哎。", "target": "每天会被狗毛给淹没!!!" }, { "source": "每天会被狗毛给淹没!!!", "target": "也没这么夸张吧。。" }, { "source": "魔术师有法器才能弄出漂亮的泡泡", "target": "我是仙女泡泡都是彩色的" }, { "source": "我是仙女泡泡都是彩色的", "target": "仙女下凡吃肉了" }, { "source": "仙女下凡吃肉了", "target": "我是喝露水的" }, { "source": "短发女孩", "target": "两边超短" }, { "source": "二次元少女你好", "target": "演唱会开心吗" }, { "source": "演唱会开心吗", "target": "尧裤儿打湿你说开心不开心" }, { "source": "看出来我头像的都是真爱", "target": "我老公嘛,你说是不是真爱" }, { "source": "我老公嘛,你说是不是真爱", "target": "你问问在座的各位答应吗" }, { "source": "你那么美,什么都没办法了", "target": "嘻嘻看看真人呗" }, { "source": "嘻嘻看看真人呗", "target": "更美" }, { "source": "你换5啦亲?", "target": "没有啦就是我4S有问题拿去换的呀" }, { "source": "家里的冷让我感到孤独", "target": "把脸支过来" }, { "source": "还不睡?天天橹橹橹橹橹!", "target": "我才学。。。!!!!!" }, { "source": "我才学。。。!!!!!", "target": "睡吧,么橹了有意思吗?你好久回来看你女子!" }, { "source": "睡吧,么橹了有意思吗?你好久回来看你女子!", "target": "我肯定要回来看的亲。。。。" }, { "source": "谁惹我家宝贝儿生气啦", "target": "亲爱的,我只是跟心里的自己过不去..." }, { "source": "亲爱的,我只是跟心里的自己过不去...", "target": "怎么啦" }, { "source": "雨花区木有", "target": "雨花区有雪" }, { "source": "姗姗姐姐,你怎么那么漂亮呢?看到回复哦!", "target": "喜欢啊!好漂亮" }, { "source": "臭福在哪啊?", "target": "在广州~~~" }, { "source": "能吃到没朋友", "target": "你又还晓得" }, { "source": "你又还晓得", "target": "在你面前都是甘拜下风" }, { "source": "活在当下放眼未来", "target": "正解" }, { "source": "人间仙境", "target": "你大北京好意思笑我?" }, { "source": "自己经历,吃亏,总比用听的深刻", "target": "还是要用力活着" }, { "source": "还是要用力活着", "target": "那没办法,我觉得活得随随便便也挺自在的。" }, { "source": "那没办法,我觉得活得随随便便也挺自在的。", "target": "还是在思考对了,你留在这边还是回潮?" }, { "source": "还是在思考对了,你留在这边还是回潮?", "target": "回潮。你呢?" }, { "source": "回潮。你呢?", "target": "想在这边试一下先,回去不知道干嘛⊙﹏⊙" }, { "source": "下周开始咱们火华社的模式", "target": "怎么玩咯" }, { "source": "我只有蜡烛,米有灯罩~~~", "target": "那个整个香薰就是12,蜡烛是送的一盒~无烟无香。烧不了很久。我看网上有卖的很便宜滴~" }, { "source": "那个整个香薰就是12,蜡烛是送的一盒~无烟无香。烧不了很久。我看网上有卖的很便宜滴~", "target": "12是什么啊" }, { "source": "将来要做少奶奶了怕啥,现在要勤快点", "target": "。。。屁就有" }, { "source": "。。。屁就有", "target": "某人会伤心的" }, { "source": "有什么是你做不到的", "target": "啥都会" }, { "source": "下雪别上华山", "target": "为安全着想下雪别去" }, { "source": "今天回家了", "target": "噢,路上小心点" }, { "source": "噢,路上小心点", "target": "知道了" }, { "source": "签到有什么用,照片喃?", "target": "会有的" }, { "source": "习惯了如果来一个人给我庆祝我会不知所措的", "target": "只要别人记得我生日我就满足的不行了哎习惯了习惯被忽视" }, { "source": "只要别人记得我生日我就满足的不行了哎习惯了习惯被忽视", "target": "我也不希望自己的生日被别人记住" }, { "source": "我也不希望自己的生日被别人记住", "target": "。。。。。我希望啊。。。你傻我记住了那我以后忘记好啦~" }, { "source": "。。。。。我希望啊。。。你傻我记住了那我以后忘记好啦~", "target": "不行" }, { "source": "你是不是换手机啦??", "target": "没我调的很低的像素" }, { "source": "没我调的很低的像素", "target": "额呵呵~你最近有没有想去的地方呀" }, { "source": "孩纸孩纸~~你蛮瘦的,长一点就长一点吧~", "target": "哪有哪有。。。姐姐刚看到我时我才60,现在都65了。。。又变回大胖纸啦啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "哪有哪有。。。姐姐刚看到我时我才60,现在都65了。。。又变回大胖纸啦啊啊啊啊", "target": "你就是缺乏运动,去游泳吧,有用又减肥还健身~~" }, { "source": "高反严重吗", "target": "多多吸氧。" }, { "source": "我做梦梦见你男朋友回来了!哈哈哈,然后你就很开心哈哈。", "target": "要是他回来了的确是会很开心哈哈哈" }, { "source": "狄仁杰之通天帝国里面皇后的眉毛", "target": "古代还蛮流行那种眉毛的" }, { "source": "你咋这么可爱,", "target": "哈哈哈哈没点正事儿" }, { "source": "这几天你们一个个的都怎么了?觉悟一个比一个高", "target": "没事感慨下见笑…" }, { "source": "没事感慨下见笑…", "target": "想问你们是不是百度拷贝滴" }, { "source": "想问你们是不是百度拷贝滴", "target": "你自己看呢,嘻嘻,还是大多数我亲自撰写的…" }, { "source": "你自己看呢,嘻嘻,还是大多数我亲自撰写的…", "target": "不错,有文采" }, { "source": "晚上好!感恩节快乐", "target": "感恩节快乐,晚安好梦" }, { "source": "你去了多少个地方啊,", "target": "我也不知道半个月没回家了" }, { "source": "我也不知道半个月没回家了", "target": "哇!外面很热哦" }, { "source": "画风变得太快你是真心的吗", "target": "真的啊支教太酷了我能干吗" }, { "source": "应该打麻将", "target": "凑不起人呀!" }, { "source": "哈哈好冷啊我喜欢夏天", "target": "都立秋了好吧。。" }, { "source": "都立秋了好吧。。", "target": "我希望夏天快来" }, { "source": "我希望夏天快来", "target": "你先要春了。。夏天才能来。。" }, { "source": "你先要春了。。夏天才能来。。", "target": "秋天来了夏天还会远嘛??" }, { "source": "秋天来了夏天还会远嘛??", "target": "远的狠。。夏天有莫斯好滴。。" }, { "source": "远的狠。。夏天有莫斯好滴。。", "target": "怕冷啊冷了人就不想动" }, { "source": "怕冷啊冷了人就不想动", "target": "热你也不想动。。好吧!!" }, { "source": "易烊千玺真是太帅了", "target": "对啊对啊" }, { "source": "你的口鼻嘴和小小的嘴啊啊啊啊~~~", "target": "尤其是鼻子好小" }, { "source": "手机号码暴露了~", "target": "没事~你可以打电话给我的~~哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "你回家了梭?", "target": "是噻。你不用睡觉哦?" }, { "source": "是噻。你不用睡觉哦?", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "对的", "target": "晚上切偷牛哦" }, { "source": "晚上切偷牛哦", "target": "偷毛线" }, { "source": "偷毛线", "target": "你要打毛衣哦?" }, { "source": "你要打毛衣哦?", "target": "可以嘛,反正天冷了嘛" }, { "source": "我可以吐吗", "target": "不可以吐噢,你要给人家憋回去噢" }, { "source": "结婚、", "target": "是呀有点想.." }, { "source": "是呀有点想..", "target": "恭喜你喽!" }, { "source": "恭喜你喽!", "target": "好呀嘻嘻" }, { "source": "好呀嘻嘻", "target": "请吃糖。" }, { "source": "生活真美好", "target": "必须要好〜" }, { "source": "一大早想去幼儿园的玛德给我上错车了", "target": "今天谁也别想去幼儿园" }, { "source": "人生苦短及时行乐哈哈天天看到你的666你也不觉得苦了嘛", "target": "还好还好生活往往不是一件两件事的圆范而知足从晨暮睁眼的那一刻你便知道每天有多少未知事" }, { "source": "注意防晒", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "Suqqu粉霜好用吗?", "target": "好用,超爱" }, { "source": "花花是整容了啊?", "target": "没有!只是瘦了!" }, { "source": "没有!只是瘦了!", "target": "削骨了" }, { "source": "羡慕有朋友的人", "target": "你马上会有朋友啦" }, { "source": "你马上会有朋友啦", "target": "好吧谢谢我信了" }, { "source": "好吧谢谢我信了", "target": "对啊,就是我" }, { "source": "对啊,就是我", "target": "哇你真好你长的也一定很好看吧" }, { "source": "哇你真好你长的也一定很好看吧", "target": "长得好不好看不知道,但好是一定的" }, { "source": "给你个安慰", "target": "这么善良,我都感动了" }, { "source": "箍牙了?我们这么大再箍还有效果吗,我也好想去箍一个", "target": "带我一起我呗" }, { "source": "注意安全!", "target": "注意门户" }, { "source": "吃饱好好养身体", "target": "已经快脱发脱成光头" }, { "source": "已经快脱发脱成光头", "target": "没事,男神永远最帅!" }, { "source": "没事,男神永远最帅!", "target": "天了噜秃顶还帅" }, { "source": "又来勾我!!!去年就想去了只能春节。关键今年春运的票,还让不让人买了?今天就开始卖,未来的日子谁能算啦么准!!!我都灰心了", "target": "春节到鼓浪屿来会很多人吧~不过码头搬了以后,游客已经少很多了~" }, { "source": "春节到鼓浪屿来会很多人吧~不过码头搬了以后,游客已经少很多了~", "target": "搬哪了?为啥搬了人少呢" }, { "source": "没图差评还有我在减肥,我回家已经瘦了4斤,继续的话到开学应该能瘦15斤左右", "target": "你那4斤不是回家脱了衣服称的吧" }, { "source": "漂洋过海去看你", "target": "最贴心" }, { "source": "最贴心", "target": "低调一点" }, { "source": "低调一点", "target": "咱俩懂" }, { "source": "对面输出不够的,稳住,我们能赢", "target": "是吗是吗" }, { "source": "你去韩国喽?", "target": "嗯嘛" }, { "source": "嗯嘛", "target": "整容去了?" }, { "source": "整容去了?", "target": "不整,打算丑下去" }, { "source": "思念无尽头", "target": "念你永久永久" }, { "source": "我也丢手表!!!", "target": "也舒适堡?" }, { "source": "亲,你们自由行是旅行社包来回机票,然后住宿那些都是自己找的吗?", "target": "机票,住宿,签证都包括的" }, { "source": "机票,住宿,签证都包括的", "target": "谢谢啦,为我的韩国行做好准备。" }, { "source": "合群,是平庸的开始", "target": "看合哪个群吧?" }, { "source": "要我说明明人美", "target": "哈哈哈哈谢啦" }, { "source": "早安吧", "target": "午安" }, { "source": "眼睛好大", "target": "故意撑大的其实我眼睛很小" }, { "source": "等待……怎样", "target": "出考场以后腿都麻了紧张的好难受" }, { "source": "出考场以后腿都麻了紧张的好难受", "target": "是全命题作文直接题目等待吧?没偏题就行," }, { "source": "是全命题作文直接题目等待吧?没偏题就行,", "target": "等待吗⋯我从另一个方面来理解的⋯" }, { "source": "学姐", "target": "你号码换了!?" }, { "source": "在杭州哪里工作阿?", "target": "杭州大厦" }, { "source": "杭州大厦", "target": "呆几天。得空来找你哈。" }, { "source": "乖乖", "target": "一直都超级乖哈哈!" }, { "source": "老兄店在那里?", "target": "兄好,这是我办公室,非开茶店的。在北京广安门内。" }, { "source": "兄好,这是我办公室,非开茶店的。在北京广安门内。", "target": "能交换一下联络方式。去北京上您那儿学习一下。" }, { "source": "上海家庭父母共月收入34万是很正常的吧", "target": "你想太多了,大部分的上海人家庭一个月没有那么多,有很多甚至3个人加起来也就1W左右,这些年全国吧上海神话了,哪有那么多有钱人" }, { "source": "牛仔衬衫那款", "target": "我也是最喜欢这个" }, { "source": "俺中午也是一个人。酸奶,加水蜜桃。", "target": "晚上我准备桃子香蕉葡萄黄瓜酸奶打奶昔吃" }, { "source": "我这么幸运?", "target": "你今生最大的运气" }, { "source": "香飘飘配辣条", "target": "一样" }, { "source": "这话说的让营养土情何以堪,至少你还有美丽的外表。。。", "target": "。。。花盆不美,没的是花。。" }, { "source": "。。。花盆不美,没的是花。。", "target": "那你让花土情何以堪啊!!!" }, { "source": "我刚给别人一张富强。", "target": "和别人换呀,刚刚有人要用两张别的和我换敬业" }, { "source": "和别人换呀,刚刚有人要用两张别的和我换敬业", "target": "我给你一个爱国,你给我一个和谐吧" }, { "source": "早啊,地铁限流真是一步一停留", "target": "不过所有的付出都是有回报的" }, { "source": "我男朋友工资奔一万了", "target": "我去,我什么时候才能有这么优秀的男朋友" }, { "source": "我去,我什么时候才能有这么优秀的男朋友", "target": "但是他工作好辛苦" }, { "source": "但是他工作好辛苦", "target": "总比又辛苦又没钱好吧" }, { "source": "总比又辛苦又没钱好吧", "target": "也是…" }, { "source": "你有毒啊哈哈哈哈哈这是易烊千玺!", "target": "这张好像哦" }, { "source": "这张好像哦", "target": "帅的人总有一些共同点!" }, { "source": "帅的人总有一些共同点!", "target": "和我也有一丶像哦" }, { "source": "和我也有一丶像哦", "target": "都是黑色的头发?" }, { "source": "都是黑色的头发?", "target": "这么看共同点还要再多一丶" }, { "source": "这个香奈儿有点酷", "target": "全球限量哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "全球限量哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "仅此一款" }, { "source": "创业", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我的5买早了", "target": "幸好早买了5" }, { "source": "放完假咯,没什么事啦主要", "target": "你一个人去的??" }, { "source": "你一个人去的??", "target": "是啊,多好。" }, { "source": "大半夜的说得我好怕怕", "target": "她这句话对谁说的??我咋感觉是我们不想上课他打击我们的?但是他是说的你不用来了应该是说哪一个人" }, { "source": "她这句话对谁说的??我咋感觉是我们不想上课他打击我们的?但是他是说的你不用来了应该是说哪一个人", "target": "我记得那次我们都不想去,然后商量着让一个人带头说其他人附和" }, { "source": "我早都戒辣了!胃不好伤不起啊", "target": "你胃怎么不好啊?" }, { "source": "你胃怎么不好啊?", "target": "以前吃辛辣的东西吃的了….所以戒了" }, { "source": "木籽啥时候出调色教程", "target": "十三格格的头像真是辣眼睛" }, { "source": "十三昨天在武汉呀!你这啥音乐节?", "target": "国际驴友音乐节" }, { "source": "国际驴友音乐节", "target": "啥时候" }, { "source": "你蛋疼了?", "target": "蛋不疼心疼" }, { "source": "蛋不疼心疼", "target": "分了?" }, { "source": "分了?", "target": "求肉求治愈" }, { "source": "一心只想着我的00什么时候来", "target": "来了通知你" }, { "source": "你不是毕业老早了吗", "target": "今年毕业的呀" }, { "source": "今年毕业的呀", "target": "我勒个去" }, { "source": "我勒个去", "target": "怎么呢" }, { "source": "怎么呢", "target": "原本以为啊你比我之前毕业的难道你是研究生?" }, { "source": "原本以为啊你比我之前毕业的难道你是研究生?", "target": "并不是" }, { "source": "告诉你个好消息,听不听!", "target": "你要放假了?" }, { "source": "大饼你啥时候回来呀!!", "target": "毕业吧" }, { "source": "毕业吧", "target": "啥时候毕业呀" }, { "source": "啥时候毕业呀", "target": "应该不到一年吧" }, { "source": "迟到的祝福,生日快乐", "target": "谢谢!周末快乐!" }, { "source": "我以为肯德基送外卖的", "target": "想象力极佳啊!" }, { "source": "哦啦啦我去汉唐了", "target": "壕,都不去打折的地方" }, { "source": "壕,都不去打折的地方", "target": "再别了" }, { "source": "新都三号线今年能通么", "target": "预计今年年底开通" }, { "source": "没事没事!你是最棒的!加油!", "target": "说个你最棒的又怎么了,鼓励一下不行吗?" }, { "source": "200块钱能干啥", "target": "拮据的吃一顿" }, { "source": "希望明早起来就是白皑皑一片,开心!", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你也应该快乐,咱俩一样一样的过着没有情人的情人节!", "target": "我农历生日,嘿嘿,自己开心下。。没情人咋办啊" }, { "source": "我农历生日,嘿嘿,自己开心下。。没情人咋办啊", "target": "你一年过几个生日好吧,祝你生日快乐,代祝你七夕快乐!" }, { "source": "你一年过几个生日好吧,祝你生日快乐,代祝你七夕快乐!", "target": "嘿嘿,这不是农历嘛,讨你个吉言么。。" }, { "source": "爱吃软欧包,就是怕热量高", "target": "是的,我也怕,但是我更爱贝果" }, { "source": "最惊富婆。", "target": "灰哥!!!!好开心!" }, { "source": "灰哥!!!!好开心!", "target": "我好惊" }, { "source": "想做一条有梦想的咸鱼", "target": "只想躺在被窝里" }, { "source": "大哥想知道有斑的女孩怎么遮瑕感觉自己遮了还是会花掉求指教", "target": "我觉得有斑很可爱啊" }, { "source": "园长也要心情好", "target": "必须的!刚刚考完口语心情倍棒!" }, { "source": "那个鸟还吃面条", "target": "哈哈哈是的" }, { "source": "诗和远方都喂了狗", "target": "心也喂了狗了" }, { "source": "怎么感觉我在看小说", "target": "哈哈哈,文采棒棒哒" }, { "source": "我是你的男朋友视角哈哈哈", "target": "男朋友视角的等攒够九张再发,毕竟那个视角太美" }, { "source": "男朋友视角的等攒够九张再发,毕竟那个视角太美", "target": "来日方长" }, { "source": "天天向上", "target": "为啥没人接我的" }, { "source": "为啥没人接我的", "target": "上穷碧落下黄泉" }, { "source": "上穷碧落下黄泉", "target": "泉眼无声惜细流" }, { "source": "泉眼无声惜细流", "target": "流水落花春去也" }, { "source": "流水落花春去也", "target": "也无风雨也无晴。" }, { "source": "也无风雨也无晴。", "target": "晴川历历汉阳树" }, { "source": "姐啊,你这就开始研究职场了。。。", "target": "哈哈哈毕竟到年龄了只是看了这部剧,有感而发而已" }, { "source": "啊好饿啊暑假去扬州找你玩", "target": "欢迎欢迎~" }, { "source": "欢迎欢迎~", "target": "好呀能收留我真是太棒啦" }, { "source": "我觉得我冰冰姐特别适合代言这个产品,气质超级符合!", "target": "我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "可爱的我忍不住转发一下", "target": "喝这个可以吗客官" }, { "source": "喝这个可以吗客官", "target": "可以可以快到我怀里来" }, { "source": "可以可以快到我怀里来", "target": "生无可恋" }, { "source": "快乐着你的快乐!", "target": "快乐地活,知足地乐" }, { "source": "回学校约啊,我已经又回学校了", "target": "几时走" }, { "source": "你只适合吃印度手抓饭", "target": "一把一把塞你嘴里去" }, { "source": "一把一把塞你嘴里去", "target": "单挑!怕你阿" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "哇,谢谢谢谢" }, { "source": "姐姐,都已经早上了,还晚安", "target": "嘿嘿~没办法啊!上班上的时间都颠倒了~" }, { "source": "嘿嘿~没办法啊!上班上的时间都颠倒了~", "target": "哎,累啊" }, { "source": "改天约一场", "target": "让卢总破费多不好意思" }, { "source": "让卢总破费多不好意思", "target": "担心卢指导破费,那正好你请,我接着杀过去凑个局" }, { "source": "担心卢指导破费,那正好你请,我接着杀过去凑个局", "target": "你俩定时间吧" }, { "source": "四个小家伙穿那个浴衣真的太乖!", "target": "呜呜呜呜好想要一只小伊" }, { "source": "生日快乐!", "target": "爱你么么哒" }, { "source": "告别2012,飞跃2013!", "target": "我现在越来越佩服你了,会绘画会做饭会吃会玩会睡。我只掌握了后三项技能" }, { "source": "我现在越来越佩服你了,会绘画会做饭会吃会玩会睡。我只掌握了后三项技能", "target": "哈哈,我就是丰富下生活而已!更羡慕你大律师!" }, { "source": "哈哈,我就是丰富下生活而已!更羡慕你大律师!", "target": "你又骂我" }, { "source": "你又骂我", "target": "天作证呀!我哪骂你了!比窦娥还冤!" }, { "source": "天作证呀!我哪骂你了!比窦娥还冤!", "target": "你讽刺我!" }, { "source": "快了快高考了", "target": "成绩最忧伤" }, { "source": "问你一个问题,让你最烦心的肌肤问题是什么呢?", "target": "那就是没问题" }, { "source": "已经很久没坐公车。。。", "target": "有空去体会一下人挤挤人的生活。" }, { "source": "昨天赶回去收的海鲜", "target": "昂~" }, { "source": "加班跟家常便饭一样的表示实在不敢约吃晚饭了不过可以一起午餐呀!", "target": "看你方便,我都可以!" }, { "source": "看你方便,我都可以!", "target": "好的提前告诉你!" }, { "source": "原来你会凶小孩哦,真可爱", "target": "那当你在夸我了" }, { "source": "那当你在夸我了", "target": "是呀是呀,你怎样我都喜欢,害羞" }, { "source": "一个人吹空调盖棉被是路过", "target": "我也是。。" }, { "source": "你比较聪明,我笨死了", "target": "机智如你早点睡吧晚安" }, { "source": "下雪了", "target": "那我要不要回家了呢" }, { "source": "那我要不要回家了呢", "target": "那就别回了睡晚了回来" }, { "source": "那就别回了睡晚了回来", "target": "算了早晚也是折腾" }, { "source": "煲还是包", "target": "是包" }, { "source": "啊啊啊!!我昨天买了!!是不是没有刷头!!暴风哭泣", "target": "昨天买也可以送刷头的!" }, { "source": "我迟了吗。。。求给机会", "target": "还剩最后一杯,就是没开水…" }, { "source": "还剩最后一杯,就是没开水…", "target": "离得太远,你自己独享吧" }, { "source": "就是梦见走着走着掉沟里了……", "target": "拐了拐了" }, { "source": "好吧我知道我没这个命等到你回复了小新哥晚安早休息", "target": "乖乖,晚安,去睡吧" }, { "source": "如果没记错的话,好想吴大伟说过他要去长沙,前几天说的。不知道现在在不在", "target": "11月3号过来长沙开讲座。" }, { "source": "腿变瘦!", "target": "晓得哎!!!!哎准了吧。。。。" }, { "source": "晓得哎!!!!哎准了吧。。。。", "target": "搓蛋蛋。。。" }, { "source": "你到底吃了些什么呀?", "target": "说出来你可能会饿,车仔面、鱼丸、牛肉丸、蟹排蟹棒、豆腐、金针菇、鹌鹑蛋" }, { "source": "虾曼这孩纸,", "target": "鱼好好吃呀," }, { "source": "鱼好好吃呀,", "target": "有影无?袋滴块食" }, { "source": "想要什么色我帮你染", "target": "水的颜色!!!你可以不" }, { "source": "水的颜色!!!你可以不", "target": "你帮我染吧" }, { "source": "你帮我染吧", "target": "是妳自己提的啊" }, { "source": "是妳自己提的啊", "target": "太高难度就为难了" }, { "source": "太高难度就为难了", "target": "最近肿么样啊" }, { "source": "苏网红", "target": "你开学了吧" }, { "source": "你开学了吧", "target": "在家来" }, { "source": "受不受扣啊", "target": "那角色是男的!!!" }, { "source": "那角色是男的!!!", "target": "就是啊,我知道啊,就是问你受不受扣啊,太帅了" }, { "source": "我想说的是鹿晗看久了,看其他的人就都不觉得好看了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈这是核心" }, { "source": "谢谢亲爱的", "target": "一定心想事成啊!既有霸气爷们儿秒杀全场的范儿,又有小家碧玉温柔美好的感觉,哎呦喂,北京小妞就是不一样" }, { "source": "一定心想事成啊!既有霸气爷们儿秒杀全场的范儿,又有小家碧玉温柔美好的感觉,哎呦喂,北京小妞就是不一样", "target": "告诉我你不是在夸你自己" }, { "source": "告诉我你不是在夸你自己", "target": "好了,就不在公共场合对你公开示爱了!怕明天惨遭毒手思密达" }, { "source": "怀念1988牌白袜子以及赤脚走路舒服的地毯哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "袜子是真的白皮鞋是真难穿" }, { "source": "理想很伟大现实很残忍", "target": "真理" }, { "source": "阿喜都结婚啦恭喜恭喜要幸福", "target": "嗯嗯谢谢," }, { "source": "我呢?", "target": "一起黑" }, { "source": "一起黑", "target": "记住喔!!" }, { "source": "我要喝奶", "target": "来吧,我给你" }, { "source": "要感谢我昨天提供了很多宝贵而正确的意见啊,嗯", "target": "你的意见是不要买。。。" }, { "source": "应该问问:考试考得怎么样?期末考学校排第几啊?啧啧啧,这个分数考重点有点难啊!下次送你点龙门题库,要用心做哦", "target": "现在还流行龙门吗……" }, { "source": "现在还流行龙门吗……", "target": "不知道啊,当年被龙门虐成狗,现在被小学生秀恩爱虐狗" }, { "source": "我才发现原来我身边还有这样一位琴棋书画样样精通留着齐刘海的奇女子", "target": "你怎么才发现" }, { "source": "你们是去干嘛?", "target": "拍照啊" }, { "source": "拍照啊", "target": "废话" }, { "source": "废话", "target": "那么你想知道什么?" }, { "source": "那么你想知道什么?", "target": "不想知道了" }, { "source": "一起生日快乐", "target": "唉快乐哈" }, { "source": "你是不是受柯洁的影响啊,语气都变了。", "target": "不,我是认真的" }, { "source": "我也想去大跃,吃那个披萨!", "target": "这是方庄那个" }, { "source": "很多年不见那个三角口了", "target": "在你身上来一刀?" }, { "source": "在你身上来一刀?", "target": "来一口吧" }, { "source": "来一口吧", "target": "来一口可不是三角的~" }, { "source": "有海有航妈", "target": "哈哈哈哈你在哪个城市" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你在哪个城市", "target": "云南" }, { "source": "云南", "target": "也不错哦" }, { "source": "全球变暖之后广州应该像孟买那样只有旱季雨季才对", "target": "已经是" }, { "source": "已经是", "target": "现在是雨季还是旱季?" }, { "source": "求纸牌…", "target": "难怪这么爱打牌,我大侧大悟了。" }, { "source": "周三快乐", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "午间休息我们来玩会飞花令啊", "target": "白日依山尽黄河入海流" }, { "source": "有没有后悔", "target": "不后悔" }, { "source": "汤圆比饺子便宜?", "target": "其他地方不知道,成都的汤圆比饺子便宜" }, { "source": "天气不错", "target": "嗯嗯好温暖~~" }, { "source": "头发剪了??", "target": "自己剪的,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "自己剪的,嘻嘻", "target": "不错哦。有空也帮我剪??" }, { "source": "苹果男是什么意思?", "target": "吃苹果的男生" }, { "source": "吃苹果的男生", "target": "那除了榴莲男,其馀的水果男都还好!" }, { "source": "那除了榴莲男,其馀的水果男都还好!", "target": "我爱榴莲" }, { "source": "我只想知道你们飞那么多都是去干啥的", "target": "有时出差,有时出去玩,慢慢的就积累多了" }, { "source": "人间仙境啊!只是天气不太好吧,有蓝天就更美了", "target": "是的天气好就完全不一样了" }, { "source": "有刘海年轻十岁可以的嫩出水", "target": "我怕我真的冲动去剪刘海的" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "等我肥来" }, { "source": "我们今天都嗨不动了太累", "target": "挺住" }, { "source": "挺住", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "教我增肥的方法", "target": "多吃,努力塞,不运动天天躺着;不然就是多运动,吃的多会胖" }, { "source": "想请问亲之前练过的字帖", "target": "客气啦。你练过软笔么?" }, { "source": "我想问刀钝了怎么办?由其是彩色刀子会不会磨一磨就花了?", "target": "彩色的不能磨,颜色会掉。" }, { "source": "超燃的电影很棒", "target": "看了四遍" }, { "source": "居然回湄潭了?", "target": "堂妹。哪个结婚啊?" }, { "source": "我也想加入换盆。", "target": "现在换不了盆了能换个不锈钢勺子" }, { "source": "这里的舍是不舍的但必须要舍弃,但是你并没有不舍的我", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "对!", "target": "所以你这句话说的不对" }, { "source": "啥时候你也戴上牙套了", "target": "就是最近" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "我的心都腐朽了!" }, { "source": "我刚锻炼了一小时", "target": "赞赞赞赞!" }, { "source": "老师要不要帮忙改卷子呀…", "target": "很热心啊,可以帮我整理作业" }, { "source": "分手那天我觉得你将是热搜第一……", "target": "很伤心,热搜没了" }, { "source": "很伤心,热搜没了", "target": "过几天会回来的" }, { "source": "今天晚上跟朋友开语音,激动了脸立马就好热好红香菇奔晚安~", "target": "晚安哦" }, { "source": "超低空玻璃心碎学神你会怕吗", "target": "过了不就行了吗本单身狗今天只能待在家" }, { "source": "过了不就行了吗本单身狗今天只能待在家", "target": "汪谁不是单身狗" }, { "source": "这是哪年春晚", "target": "2007年春晚" }, { "source": "我们也是全宿舍一起练瑜伽", "target": "是的是的但每次练完都要散架呢感觉" }, { "source": "是的是的但每次练完都要散架呢感觉", "target": "所以说为了身材比例更好的我们太值得表扬了,啊哈哈" }, { "source": "深夜放毒,", "target": "就是晚安" }, { "source": "傻不拉几的去淋雪了吧", "target": "我倒想和你散步" }, { "source": "我倒想和你散步", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "我也想", "target": "漫天大雪里你背着我,一步一步一步一步,似爪牙" }, { "source": "漫天大雪里你背着我,一步一步一步一步,似爪牙", "target": "你怎么这么不要脸你是不是傻还我背着你,你哪美" }, { "source": "情绪不稳定", "target": "那有什么不稳定的呢?小小子坐门墩哭着喊着要媳妇?你还不着急,看看我现状就会安慰了!" }, { "source": "那有什么不稳定的呢?小小子坐门墩哭着喊着要媳妇?你还不着急,看看我现状就会安慰了!", "target": "那你是没看我现状呀" }, { "source": "那你是没看我现状呀", "target": "我感觉你挺快乐的!许多时候吧,自然而然就好了,谁也不要跟谁比,只要知道比上不足比下有馀就好了" }, { "source": "我感觉你挺快乐的!许多时候吧,自然而然就好了,谁也不要跟谁比,只要知道比上不足比下有馀就好了", "target": "人前欢乐嘛。背后都不知道哭了多少泪" }, { "source": "人前欢乐嘛。背后都不知道哭了多少泪", "target": "你还年轻呢!看好你的!" }, { "source": "你还年轻呢!看好你的!", "target": "25了都,还年轻" }, { "source": "你以为我上学有寒假呢啊", "target": "我也没有寒假了要抱抱~" }, { "source": "我也没有寒假了要抱抱~", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "你的手指头肿么了。。。好像重伤了", "target": "啊,因为捏着好重的杯子在发力" }, { "source": "你什么是个开学", "target": "顶顶为师到福州了有空联~" }, { "source": "仰卧起坐能有胸????我看错了吧", "target": "仰卧起坐练腹肌辣哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我睡了", "target": "我起来了" }, { "source": "为什么实体店没有红色的", "target": "刚买的能换么" }, { "source": "舍得回来上班吗", "target": "舍不得" }, { "source": "槽你们还去打球", "target": "昕鹏这只狗太狗了" }, { "source": "昕鹏这只狗太狗了", "target": "没回家?" }, { "source": "没回家?", "target": "路上" }, { "source": "路上", "target": "就你们狗儿俩啊" }, { "source": "就你们狗儿俩啊", "target": "对太早回家没事做" }, { "source": "留个电话", "target": "121212" }, { "source": "还不睡!", "target": "心情不美丽,我在偷偷抹眼泪呢" }, { "source": "心情不美丽,我在偷偷抹眼泪呢", "target": "咋啦!" }, { "source": "我坚持不和你说话不表示我没有想你试着疏远你是因为我知道我不能拥有你有些爱只能止于唇齿掩于岁月", "target": "有些爱注定只适合藏于心底" }, { "source": "人好看怎么化都可爱的!", "target": "对的,她素颜就够好看了" }, { "source": "对的,她素颜就够好看了", "target": "人和人之间的差别" }, { "source": "人和人之间的差别", "target": "你也好看!" }, { "source": "你也好看!", "target": "还是我们一心好看¤‧¤)!" }, { "source": "好有爱的充电宝呀!", "target": "嘿嘿北京园博会快来快来" }, { "source": "回去记得刷牙", "target": "牙刷拿到手里再点同步进行" }, { "source": "牙刷拿到手里再点同步进行", "target": "医生说多就不能喝茶来着?" }, { "source": "大学生免费骑就180天吗?", "target": "暂时是这样的,后面有活动会继续推送" }, { "source": "单词没背会怎么睡", "target": "不要着急,越着急越混乱,慢慢来" }, { "source": "许久不见", "target": "喵见过吗" }, { "source": "喵见过吗", "target": "怎么没见过" }, { "source": "怎么没见过", "target": "什么时候" }, { "source": "什么时候", "target": "你都忘了我说也没意义了吧" }, { "source": "你都忘了我说也没意义了吧", "target": "说了可能就记得了" }, { "source": "呜呜胃好疼", "target": "喝热水" }, { "source": "喝热水", "target": "喝了呜呜" }, { "source": "喝了呜呜", "target": "我总胃疼。没啥事的。一会就好了。乖啊。" }, { "source": "劳资考古代汉语~,考到鬼火冒~~", "target": "为毛!你没带资料捏~~~~~" }, { "source": "为毛!你没带资料捏~~~~~", "target": "又不是考的原来的卷子,,只有我和沙井华~都没的资料,,应该不得忍心让我们重修哦~~" }, { "source": "又不是考的原来的卷子,,只有我和沙井华~都没的资料,,应该不得忍心让我们重修哦~~", "target": "虽然说是不得重修,但是我还是要说,虽然卷子不一样,但是考的内容以前资料上面都有!!!!" }, { "source": "烦死那些好为人师的家伙了!以为自己是圣人啊", "target": "有时候我觉得是在故意装蠢,搞不懂" }, { "source": "有时候我觉得是在故意装蠢,搞不懂", "target": "没道理要装蠢啊,估计是真的没脑子,直接呵呵他们一脸吧" }, { "source": "没道理要装蠢啊,估计是真的没脑子,直接呵呵他们一脸吧", "target": "我已经不止呵呵一次了,奈何对方不明白" }, { "source": "我先帮你试试你的钱是不是你的。", "target": "这么好笑!我清早想到的段子!居然没有引起万人疯转!" }, { "source": "心塞,黄牛党生意倒是越做越火", "target": "摸摸~你还没买票么?" }, { "source": "摸摸~你还没买票么?", "target": "买了的,来回都是坐" }, { "source": "买了的,来回都是坐", "target": "坐票好累的说~" }, { "source": "………前男友~~~~", "target": "你好快。" }, { "source": "你好快。", "target": "对啊对啊关心你啊~~~" }, { "source": "对啊对啊关心你啊~~~", "target": "你们家思文说有没有都是一样的。" }, { "source": "你们家思文说有没有都是一样的。", "target": "??有啥" }, { "source": "我坐二号线经常搞不清方向", "target": "我坐二号线还好,十号线真是经常错" }, { "source": "你改名字改头像我差点没认出来你", "target": "我这么可爱一眼就认出来" }, { "source": "美食配美景.回忆当中应该还有人呢", "target": "人醉了⋯⋯" }, { "source": "请代言人来个直播", "target": "小幸运哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "爱让人疯狂,让人醉", "target": "你出现啦。。。嘿嘿,艺术家,我要睡觉了,晚安。。。希望今天幸福,快乐。。。" }, { "source": "醉眼看人间,个个都温柔", "target": "好听好听,我听的第一首是《就像是一块没有记忆的石头》第一句我就喜欢了" }, { "source": "小三不道歉,还有脸出来了", "target": "关你们什么事啊,好像是你家的样子似的,你们有什么资格来讨论别人的私事???" }, { "source": "一只来自抓狗大队的手", "target": "我的狗现在还小" }, { "source": "绿茶表么", "target": "为毛?罗马假日里赫本是公主啊~我看意大利人夸她漂亮说她是模特就想起昨天意大利人问我是不是模特了~和绿茶表有毛关系~" }, { "source": "好漂亮,这么美的女票,快点娶回家!", "target": "唉,我也想啊!!!但是……此处省略好多好多个字" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "你的回家倒计时~" }, { "source": "你的回家倒计时~", "target": "倒计时不了了。呵呵。" }, { "source": "这套红楼梦是什么版本的?", "target": "青春版" }, { "source": "早上好从榜姐那里过来的", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "我也喜欢朱星杰!!!", "target": "太帅太霸道了还会变魔术(星星眼" }, { "source": "太帅太霸道了还会变魔术(星星眼", "target": "写的歌也好听采访时综艺感超强" }, { "source": "岚瓜就是美", "target": "美什么美,你最美" }, { "source": "你这国庆节是耍高兴了的。", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "大白包", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈鼓鼓包" }, { "source": "做为一个吃货这是应该的!!四号回去~你呢", "target": "一样啊。晚上6多的火车啊。?" }, { "source": "憔悴了憔悴了……", "target": "我笨死了" }, { "source": "我笨死了", "target": "啊?!跟笨有关系?" }, { "source": "好好享受放松起来~,我今年有点自虐的节奏,不去避暑了", "target": "亲爱滴,赶脚你已经出去玩了很多次了" }, { "source": "系统提醒您:对不起,事实就是这样。", "target": "。。。城乡结合部一定有它的存在价值没错一定是这样的。。。" }, { "source": "阿田讲“系啊”的时候很甜,反复听好多遍", "target": "就开头的时候,太软了" }, { "source": "成绩多少", "target": "差的很" }, { "source": "差的很", "target": "都马去不去" }, { "source": "都马去不去", "target": "没钱去不了" }, { "source": "没钱去不了", "target": "你不这衣服都有钱了" }, { "source": "你不这衣服都有钱了", "target": "衣服值几个钱啊" }, { "source": "衣服值几个钱啊", "target": "这个蜘蛛侠的衣服" }, { "source": "你在哪里嘛", "target": "寝室里面,你好久吃完饭" }, { "source": "寝室里面,你好久吃完饭", "target": "我不吃饭了没食欲" }, { "source": "你那边没有什么可以吃的吗?!", "target": "暂时找不到有什么好吃的==" }, { "source": "暂时找不到有什么好吃的==", "target": "挺惨的。。。。" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "没钱也可以出去玩" }, { "source": "没钱也可以出去玩", "target": "也对但前提有人为你花钱" }, { "source": "什么时候能摘口罩呢?恩?", "target": "可是鼻子还没好...." }, { "source": "我想吃肠粉", "target": "嘻嘻,你来姐姐请你吃" }, { "source": "不给小鱼干,不给你洗澡", "target": "讨厌,人家自己会洗,不用你给洗" }, { "source": "我的睡眠时间是六个小时,你的睡眠时间是八个小时,所以有黑眼圈很正常", "target": "你知道我的正常睡眠时间,不可能。" }, { "source": "你要pk么", "target": "不敢" }, { "source": "多谈恋爱", "target": "还好我们已经三十多岁了" }, { "source": "还好我们已经三十多岁了", "target": "别瞎说,我十八" }, { "source": "别瞎说,我十八", "target": "哇真么多年了终于发现你年轻了" }, { "source": "要不要跟陈独秀聊聊?", "target": "巧了我就是" }, { "source": "巧了我就是", "target": "那就坐下" }, { "source": "我要跟你换手机", "target": "我手机差了,你不会要的" }, { "source": "执手相看泪眼,竟无语凝噎", "target": "你喜欢听什么歌,介绍介绍" }, { "source": "你喜欢听什么歌,介绍介绍", "target": "喜欢的不得了" }, { "source": "你对艳遇的要求太不苛刻了那照你这么说俩人相视一笑之后问了声好那是不是就算出轨了", "target": "...居然被你说服了...好像挺对的...那你就不考虑给别人带来一个艳遇?" }, { "source": "...居然被你说服了...好像挺对的...那你就不考虑给别人带来一个艳遇?", "target": "完全不考虑我一向是走高贵冷艳路线的" }, { "source": "完全不考虑我一向是走高贵冷艳路线的", "target": "谮谮的吓死我了我一直以为是低端清纯路线" }, { "source": "我洗三个碗要半小时!!", "target": "磨蹭!!!!!" }, { "source": "下一场是福州!身在福州但是买不到票", "target": "浩峰好像还有票可以买" }, { "source": "浩峰好像还有票可以买", "target": "看台还会有吗" }, { "source": "看台还会有吗", "target": "应该有吧问一下!" }, { "source": "我也觉得刘诗诗最好看。。", "target": "巧了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我也老不拿钱包", "target": "一买早饭就发现没带钱包太尴尬了" }, { "source": "想家了吗?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "老子睡不着", "target": "起来打架" }, { "source": "生命有许多你做了却不想负责的事这就是三哥", "target": "对不起,和你谈了三年恋爱,最后没娶你" }, { "source": "对不起,和你谈了三年恋爱,最后没娶你", "target": "对不起我爱你!?你觉不觉得你这样很不哪起" }, { "source": "对不起我爱你!?你觉不觉得你这样很不哪起", "target": "我依然爱你难道是唯一的退路?" }, { "source": "我依然爱你难道是唯一的退路?", "target": "我依然相信和你有幸福!?" }, { "source": "我依然相信和你有幸福!?", "target": "是撒,我还可以陪你去吃土豆肉丝盖" }, { "source": "是撒,我还可以陪你去吃土豆肉丝盖", "target": "我还可以当你的铺盖" }, { "source": "我还可以当你的铺盖", "target": "你怕还想给我两皮坨哦" }, { "source": "明年全马了", "target": "先定个小目标" }, { "source": "晕车中…不理小冰勒", "target": "哎,抱抱" }, { "source": "哎,抱抱", "target": "么么哒~小冰童鞋" }, { "source": "哎,生命真是脆弱……换个心态,或许我们都会觉得幸福至少我们都有那么可爱的宝宝,感恩啦,其它的一切都是浮云……", "target": "是啊,知足常乐" }, { "source": "亲,我们会一直陪着他", "target": "嗯看到他那么生气我都急哭的了没有知道的早一点一定要好好保护他" }, { "source": "木灌一怀啊哈哈", "target": "木灌一怀?啥意思" }, { "source": "天朝这么大,还是留不住你!", "target": "你留得住我的身体但是。" }, { "source": "小凯中午好", "target": "吃饭" }, { "source": "晚安了~明天来看你主~", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "毕业后的风景更加精彩", "target": "希望吧" }, { "source": "希望吧", "target": "祝福你" }, { "source": "祝福你", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "带鱼是个创作群体吗?写得蛮有意思的……满满的负能量啊……赞!", "target": "不是啊" }, { "source": "嘤嘤嘤我的的宝贝全宇宙最可爱!", "target": "刚看完这一期" }, { "source": "关注了这么久,还没有收到过大宝的奖品", "target": "哈哈哈,我这也是第一次诶" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我这也是第一次诶", "target": "以后次数就会多了" }, { "source": "哇好熟悉又陌生的健康路夜市啊", "target": "热闹非凡" }, { "source": "遇见你们,是我最美丽的意外", "target": "喜剧看" }, { "source": "你是弯腰拍的?", "target": "脸贴地上拍的" }, { "source": "脸书上的赞是我啊", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "太幸福了", "target": "还是挺不容易的" }, { "source": "生病了", "target": "严重吗" }, { "source": "找不到语言形容,只能", "target": "多谢支持" }, { "source": "多谢支持", "target": "我特喜欢第五跟第六张,太帅了" }, { "source": "我特喜欢第五跟第六张,太帅了", "target": "嘿嘿.." }, { "source": "哈哈,你怎么起得那么早?", "target": "上班啊" }, { "source": "上班啊", "target": "六点多耶" }, { "source": "六点多耶", "target": "早上醒了次看下手机的后来又睡着了" }, { "source": "早上醒了次看下手机的后来又睡着了", "target": "哈哈,我还以为你六点多就起来去跑步了呢" }, { "source": "雕花大床怎么了~", "target": "没怎么,房间很小啊。我就住的你们那家店,200。" }, { "source": "没怎么,房间很小啊。我就住的你们那家店,200。", "target": "好贵啊……" }, { "source": "一夜变冷", "target": "你的肉分一点给我" }, { "source": "你们囊个上嫩个久阿。休息几天阿。", "target": "黑忙得嘛年底你们啷个休息的哟平时" }, { "source": "黑忙得嘛年底你们啷个休息的哟平时", "target": "一个月8天给。" }, { "source": "一个月8天给。", "target": "我们也是但是上个月没休满" }, { "source": "胡一天越来越优秀", "target": "嗯,也是" }, { "source": "看见是我就挖鼻孔?矜持点", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈、人家是女汉子好吧" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈、人家是女汉子好吧", "target": "是吗?不是吧。不挺爱美的小姑娘嚒" }, { "source": "是吗?不是吧。不挺爱美的小姑娘嚒", "target": "爱美已经与我搭不着边勒!邋遢的很" }, { "source": "爱美已经与我搭不着边勒!邋遢的很", "target": "你是女孩子不能邋遢啊" }, { "source": "你是女孩子不能邋遢啊", "target": "不瞒你说、其实…我是男人" }, { "source": "不瞒你说、其实…我是男人", "target": "那我一会来验明真身" }, { "source": "我的联通卡只有0.03远了了还有一百多条信息你要和我发信息吗姐开学要抛弃她了", "target": "好啊。。跪求号码。。。。" }, { "source": "好啊。。跪求号码。。。。", "target": "其实我也不知道这个号码是多少" }, { "source": "其实我也不知道这个号码是多少", "target": "哈哈,这么巧,我也忘了我的的号了!!!--你开通新机没有。。" }, { "source": "我也刚吃完夜宵", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我们飞机滞留在桂林了", "target": "为啥??什么时候能走??就因为刚才那大雨??" }, { "source": "为啥??什么时候能走??就因为刚才那大雨??", "target": "恩,现在到了" }, { "source": "恩,现在到了", "target": "你们住哪儿???" }, { "source": "你们住哪儿???", "target": "滨江路,中山大学南区" }, { "source": "不吃就饿着〜我就这么干〜不给零食!", "target": "我也没给他零食,顶多给吃点水果,现在什么也不喜欢嚼,牙都长了那么多了,连西瓜都不爱嚼了" }, { "source": "正好我要跟小井结婚了", "target": "我才是小井!他是小璟a!!别被他骗了…!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "我也打过永远都通不了的电话", "target": "早点睡才能梦里见" }, { "source": "冻得我昨天裹起来我的小棉袄", "target": "太冷了" }, { "source": "以后这么给我发零花钱吧", "target": "那你想要几位数" }, { "source": "那你想要几位数", "target": "想要一位数" }, { "source": "想要一位数", "target": "好每天9块好吧最大的一位数了" }, { "source": "好每天9块好吧最大的一位数了", "target": "好,够了" }, { "source": "好,够了", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "真的吗", "target": "真的啊,9块钱每天可以给你买一个小零食" }, { "source": "感冒了?", "target": "都好了快夸我的画" }, { "source": "我从来不记名字的那个左边倒数第二个对就那个我才没有劲儿去记那些浮夸的名字呢", "target": "对羞于念出那些名字" }, { "source": "国产蓝莓吃得牙齿会变黑色的", "target": "你黑了吗??" }, { "source": "漂漂两姐妹~~!", "target": "你最近去演戏了?" }, { "source": "你最近去演戏了?", "target": "还在上着学," }, { "source": "还在上着学,", "target": "过年回昆明不?" }, { "source": "我在晒太阳", "target": "真悠闲,我还在写论文" }, { "source": "真悠闲,我还在写论文", "target": "辛苦" }, { "source": "早上的时候做梦梦见的。。。", "target": "有介人么?" }, { "source": "你不需要我?", "target": "要你!!!诶嘿嘿嘿" }, { "source": "求问那个西瓜是哪家店的呀", "target": "就在长州岛码头旁边" }, { "source": "就在长州岛码头旁边", "target": "噢谢谢" }, { "source": "哇,生日快乐", "target": "稀客稀客" }, { "source": "今天跟平时的收工时间是一样的啊,按道理应该不会等很久的啊!", "target": "不一样~~~~" }, { "source": "没有嘻嘻嘻我才不会告诉你我偷偷试了一下呢", "target": "为什么我的好友……领到的这么少呢?我看还多都被别人领走了!" }, { "source": "想坐在路边上看一晚的星星", "target": "头一次见有把碰瓷说的那么委婉的" }, { "source": "在市总公会开会?昨天看比赛没?", "target": "调了闹钟,结果手机木电了,没响。。。" }, { "source": "少熬吧熬夜没好处而且还容易长眼袋我记得我那会就是长眼袋花可长时间才弄好", "target": "嗯嗯!也熬不动了" }, { "source": "现在小学生作业太少了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "中午好啊", "target": "超级" }, { "source": "我现在从广州回珠海。", "target": "去学车吗?" }, { "source": "去学车吗?", "target": "是的。悲催吗。" }, { "source": "是的。悲催吗。", "target": "好有毅力哦!" }, { "source": "好有毅力哦!", "target": "下周五考试了。。" }, { "source": "下周五考试了。。", "target": "那不是又要请假" }, { "source": "买格莱魅的蓝罐面膜很好用!", "target": "面膜会不会稀麻烦的不行就是那种简单好用涂脸上就行的那种就可以" }, { "source": "我不在乎你没车没房,我只在乎你有没有能力和上进心", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "新年快乐爱你哟" }, { "source": "默默的看到爱疯6", "target": "默默地装没看见" }, { "source": "你居然不带我去!", "target": "不早说" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,想到自己带着睫毛膏睡了!", "target": "是不是很难忘" }, { "source": "呦呦呦,要发生点什么", "target": "切克闹,煎饼果子来一套" }, { "source": "切克闹,煎饼果子来一套", "target": "我想吃,我饿了。" }, { "source": "我想吃,我饿了。", "target": "哈哈,我正在吃" }, { "source": "人生真的太不潇洒了", "target": "也可以过得潇洒啊唉我要是那种没心没肺的人多好" }, { "source": "恕我直言,明日之子跟奔跑吧一样辣鸡,为了捧而捧", "target": "有关系吗?这两者" }, { "source": "我TM摸摸我家的猪", "target": "我TM抱了抱我家的猪" }, { "source": "我前几天跑了10公里", "target": "在下佩服,过两天我也试试10公里的" }, { "source": "在下佩服,过两天我也试试10公里的", "target": "或许你就不是飘了直接就飞起来了" }, { "source": "给路人留好位置,看,多体贴", "target": "真的好体贴" }, { "source": "成年了才能开宠物", "target": "遗憾" }, { "source": "遗憾", "target": "对啊……感觉盒子世界真的是很有童心的游戏,别的游戏比不了啊" }, { "source": "对啊……感觉盒子世界真的是很有童心的游戏,别的游戏比不了啊", "target": "对,其他的都越来越浮夸……唉。" }, { "source": "谢谢姑父", "target": "你唯一没有对姑夫亲亲。哈哈哈。尺度掌握得好。" }, { "source": "我现在就缺一辆车带我去兜风,所以我要刷起来了哟", "target": "我也缺辆车" }, { "source": "双手赞同!新一最帅~", "target": "知音呐呐呐呐呐呐呐..." }, { "source": "知音呐呐呐呐呐呐呐...", "target": "握手~握手~哈哈" }, { "source": "握手~握手~哈哈", "target": "抱抱.." }, { "source": "没点开大图时候明显愣了秒,点开大图之后心脏完全不是自己的了", "target": "真的看了三眼才认出来狗生羡慕路总能看到粥桃每一个发型" }, { "source": "真的看了三眼才认出来狗生羡慕路总能看到粥桃每一个发型", "target": "我瞎,路总什么的不存在你这样自我欺骗有意思吗?有意思,还贼享受" }, { "source": "我瞎,路总什么的不存在你这样自我欺骗有意思吗?有意思,还贼享受", "target": "戏太足了这位女士" }, { "source": "啥都行大提琴我要学欧阳娜娜,周五早安云儿妹纸", "target": "学起来早安" }, { "source": "人永远爱的是伤害自己的那个", "target": "也不一定,应该是得不到的那个" }, { "source": "也不一定,应该是得不到的那个", "target": "那不就是伤害么.." }, { "source": "怎么大岁数还在外面挨冻叫浪漫?", "target": "人活着不是就为了躺在床上。天天不做事也很累的。" }, { "source": "又出去耍了你", "target": "回西安玩两天呗" }, { "source": "天津的,现在在河北上学,身高170肉肉的胖子,不起会员发不了图了奥头像本人", "target": "好高" }, { "source": "好高", "target": "还好一般个头比我高的还多着呢" }, { "source": "长得不好看啊", "target": "你好看" }, { "source": "你好看", "target": "我是好看啊" }, { "source": "我还在车上,哎", "target": "明天到么???" }, { "source": "明天到么???", "target": "到了,哈哈!冷死了" }, { "source": "到了,哈哈!冷死了", "target": "我们好热。。。" }, { "source": "预计你要上天养着么多猫你养我不好嘛", "target": "并不想上天" }, { "source": "终于可以理直气壮的单身了", "target": "没毛病。我是骄傲自满的单身狗" }, { "source": "准备前往下一个学校", "target": "没有,准备回家~" }, { "source": "有脑壳的都卖德国让球赢", "target": "我买的比分你逗啊" }, { "source": "快醒醒,", "target": "夸我" }, { "source": "夸我", "target": "哇,仙女" }, { "source": "哇,仙女", "target": "今天吃糖了吧嘴真甜" }, { "source": "首页互拆", "target": "已拆,首页互拆" }, { "source": "好想吃肉啊但是我还在吃土啊", "target": "鱼鱼没生活费啦" }, { "source": "鱼鱼没生活费啦", "target": "够我喝稀饭的" }, { "source": "够我喝稀饭的", "target": "啊这个月买什么啦" }, { "source": "啊这个月买什么啦", "target": "嗯,不知道" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜(严肃脸)", "target": "惊喜在哪?" }, { "source": "墩儿,睡没", "target": "想事情睡不着…" }, { "source": "Q对邻居真好", "target": "不是,她对我更好啊,真的很好啊" }, { "source": "不是,她对我更好啊,真的很好啊", "target": "真好真好" }, { "source": "我要是发给小情侣她一定会笑着跟我互动", "target": "强颜欢笑呗?就尬找呗?谁不会啊啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "易烊千玺!!最佳代言!", "target": "喜欢" }, { "source": "起的真早", "target": "他喝到刚刚回来。我做梦吓醒了。找不到人。" }, { "source": "他喝到刚刚回来。我做梦吓醒了。找不到人。", "target": "太能喝了。。" }, { "source": "你们是去尼泊尔干嘛的??一直挺想去的,消费高吗?", "target": "必须低消费的呀~~" }, { "source": "必须低消费的呀~~", "target": "你是广州的吗" }, { "source": "你是广州的吗", "target": "我们的自己制作的旅行记录片即将上线了哦,欢迎关注,你的疑问到时候也会得到答案的了哦" }, { "source": "要回学校了好舍不得啊,等我暑假回来就完全成大狗了", "target": "是啊一晃还有十几天开学了" }, { "source": "是不是又长高了", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "昨天在超市买了两罐麦香的,一直喝这个味,稀饭!", "target": "有没有爱上小优" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "咱们一样大" }, { "source": "生活不止眼前的苟且,还有远方的苟且", "target": "不谈了,都是毒鸡汤" }, { "source": "我朋友光圈叶片卡住了……修的钱都快赶上机身了", "target": "我这台5月才买的啊。" }, { "source": "我这台5月才买的啊。", "target": "具体不太清楚……就知道说修理很麻烦" }, { "source": "大人的长袖不要", "target": "可是我问过服务员,他们说这是最小的=-=" }, { "source": "可是我问过服务员,他们说这是最小的=-=", "target": "没办法………………" }, { "source": "来呀互相伤害呀,我做的菜", "target": "我觉得你命中缺我" }, { "source": "我觉得你命中缺我", "target": "可能是" }, { "source": "别人是谁?你又是谁", "target": "额,打错字了,不要在意辣些细节" }, { "source": "额,打错字了,不要在意辣些细节", "target": "你这文化程度,就没有上学时代" }, { "source": "你这文化程度,就没有上学时代", "target": "你咋知道,啥事都让你知道了,你知道的太多了,我要找我哥" }, { "source": "什么时候去西安浪啊", "target": "月底或者年初" }, { "source": "月底或者年初", "target": "西安欢迎您" }, { "source": "羡慕你们这些有故事的人,每次听突然好想你,假快乐这些,就只知道跟着MV瞎几把哭,反正很感人就是了。", "target": "我也是,不知道自己在瞎几把感动个啥" }, { "source": "我也是,不知道自己在瞎几把感动个啥", "target": "每次听都在想,阿信唱的好感人,天哪,我要哭了。搞得自己跟失恋了一样" }, { "source": "哈哈~第一次剪那么便宜的头吧!!!", "target": "哈,本来51块的" }, { "source": "看电影不叫我", "target": "你来呀" }, { "source": "你来呀", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "窝已接受了别人无私的帮助", "target": "求~~~~" }, { "source": "求~~~~", "target": "去找曼玉姐吧" }, { "source": "来点有营养的都瘦了………", "target": "大腰子" }, { "source": "投稿不投稿一个人在这里发发发", "target": "你不也没睡天天这么晚不睡觉打鬼去了吧" }, { "source": "你不也没睡天天这么晚不睡觉打鬼去了吧", "target": "你发的这些你选择匿名投稿还是实名" }, { "source": "你发的这些你选择匿名投稿还是实名", "target": "我选择艺名" }, { "source": "我选择艺名", "target": "什么艺名?" }, { "source": "真幸福", "target": "差不多,时光走得好快,突然感觉自己就老了,还好啦,你现在还是全职妈妈?" }, { "source": "差不多,时光走得好快,突然感觉自己就老了,还好啦,你现在还是全职妈妈?", "target": "没有啊,我工作很久啦哈哈" }, { "source": "你见过这么机灵懂事乖巧的机器人吗?", "target": "见过!就是无敌的小冰!" }, { "source": "你可以把东西拎回苏州,我们这里不会停电。。。。", "target": "哈哈来电了你希望落空了" }, { "source": "左手右手一个慢动作", "target": "右手左手慢动作重播" }, { "source": "右手左手慢动作重播", "target": "你有没有爱上我" }, { "source": "我才是巨蟹姐姐女朋友~~~~~~~~~", "target": "女朋友多的是啊亲" }, { "source": "生日快乐!希望再见无论新疆或是上海", "target": "我也是,一定会有机会" }, { "source": "为什么每次姜丝达都说那么久..都十分钟以上...老实说听的有点累", "target": "老实说,你听不懂就算了,我们爱听" }, { "source": "过年都没人夸我夸夸你", "target": "感动!" }, { "source": "下个月就该生了呢!时间过得好快啊!", "target": "还有五十天" }, { "source": "还有五十天", "target": "你们来深圳工作的事还有谱没谱呢哇?我还惦记着哪" }, { "source": "你们来深圳工作的事还有谱没谱呢哇?我还惦记着哪", "target": "我也惦记着呢,哈哈。决定他当科长以后再去,现在太亏了。" }, { "source": "我也惦记着呢,哈哈。决定他当科长以后再去,现在太亏了。", "target": "这个还可以自己掌握时间啊?" }, { "source": "这个还可以自己掌握时间啊?", "target": "可以拒绝啊,反正有的是人想去。" }, { "source": "素颜霜好用吗?", "target": "有用哒" }, { "source": "生日快乐我的队友哈哈哈哈", "target": "队长大人" }, { "source": "队长大人", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "想知道某人的动向,对不?", "target": "这个不对吧?逻辑上都联系不上啊" }, { "source": "这个不对吧?逻辑上都联系不上啊", "target": "不然是什么" }, { "source": "不然是什么", "target": "不能说啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你可不可以晕染一下阿像幼儿园跳舞那些小朋友化的妆", "target": "你真的好爱当老师" }, { "source": "你真的好爱当老师", "target": "谁叫你不好好学哈哈哈" }, { "source": "谁叫你不好好学哈哈哈", "target": "知道啦知道啦下次注意(有个姐姐真烦)" }, { "source": "知道啦知道啦下次注意(有个姐姐真烦)", "target": "等我给你化" }, { "source": "等我给你化", "target": "好啊好啊,教我怎么做更美,谢谢老师" }, { "source": "好啊好啊,教我怎么做更美,谢谢老师", "target": "你已经很美了" }, { "source": "你已经很美了", "target": "你突然赞我有点害怕,我们是塑料姐妹花吗" }, { "source": "可以继续值夜班!!", "target": "算了吧" }, { "source": "延时摄影?", "target": "长曝光" }, { "source": "等爱滴人吃饭也很幸福呢", "target": "是啊。" }, { "source": "不理我了?", "target": "没有啦我怎么会不理你呢~" }, { "source": "我本来就是炯炯有神的小眼睛,他怎么能跟我比", "target": "在他面前你是小燕子?" }, { "source": "介绍个西班牙帅哥给我吧么么嗒", "target": "我就见过一个帅哥不过有女朋友了我对帅的理解有点……要求和别人不一样" }, { "source": "我就见过一个帅哥不过有女朋友了我对帅的理解有点……要求和别人不一样", "target": "从你的前任来看的确不一样" }, { "source": "从你的前任来看的确不一样", "target": "我从来没觉得他帅" }, { "source": "车上放了瓶冰露瞬间感觉档次就有点……", "target": "我现在蹭了一瓶恒大冰泉" }, { "source": "来捧场", "target": "嘻嘻么么" }, { "source": "对待不喜欢的人干嘛要有好脸色", "target": "我也觉得是根本不必要在意那些人没意义" }, { "source": "我也觉得是根本不必要在意那些人没意义", "target": "爱我就是了" }, { "source": "爱我就是了", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "粉底可以再厚一点吗", "target": "冤枉…………姐姐都没有粉底这个化妆品………………" }, { "source": "冤枉…………姐姐都没有粉底这个化妆品………………", "target": "那为什么你这么白的" }, { "source": "那为什么你这么白的", "target": "新手机…………而且!我这次完全没有用美图秀秀……" }, { "source": "影姐的生活很惬意啊。", "target": "完全不知道我爸为什么买那么多的多肉…然后在郑州那么多年为什么我最近才知道炉小哥!真的好吃" }, { "source": "完全不知道我爸为什么买那么多的多肉…然后在郑州那么多年为什么我最近才知道炉小哥!真的好吃", "target": "那就比较想和影姐约饭了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那就比较想和影姐约饭了哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "等本小刘不上班再约小刘" }, { "source": "你求我呀", "target": "你过来!" }, { "source": "你过来!", "target": "要跟我聊聊吗" }, { "source": "完整的回北京&&米饭就算吃了", "target": "完整的…" }, { "source": "哇,你真是太有柴了", "target": "多谢夸奖" }, { "source": "工作签好了?", "target": "还没人要我,估计过去还要找一段时间" }, { "source": "哈哈哈正解是不是“要不要去看披头士展”", "target": "这是满分答案了!\"我弹琴给你听啊\"之类的也很好" }, { "source": "这是满分答案了!\"我弹琴给你听啊\"之类的也很好", "target": "哇真好希望赐我一个宁这样的女孩子" }, { "source": "天气好,心情也好", "target": "就是太热了,心情好哦" }, { "source": "这就是在身边也都熟视无睹的咱们搭伙过得了", "target": "我感觉也是,要他们没用,咱搭伙吧!你来听女德报告没" }, { "source": "我感觉也是,要他们没用,咱搭伙吧!你来听女德报告没", "target": "没啊我有朋友也去了在哪啊" }, { "source": "哥今天又从潜江回武汉啦", "target": "所以?" }, { "source": "所以?", "target": "只是让你晓得哈" }, { "source": "只是让你晓得哈", "target": "好吧我晓得了" }, { "source": "你问他什么是人,人的定义是什么?", "target": "优秀!" }, { "source": "中午吃什么好呢", "target": "这是当然d" }, { "source": "这是当然d", "target": "啥?" }, { "source": "啥?", "target": "不明白你的意思" }, { "source": "不明白你的意思", "target": "今天中午吃什么" }, { "source": "今天中午吃什么", "target": "麻婆豆腐鱼香肉丝" }, { "source": "麻婆豆腐鱼香肉丝", "target": "不要辣的" }, { "source": "不要辣的", "target": "那就算了" }, { "source": "那就算了", "target": "真不负责任啊" }, { "source": "真不负责任啊", "target": "你和偶一起呀!" }, { "source": "你和偶一起呀!", "target": "你负责路费么" }, { "source": "你负责路费么", "target": "负责" }, { "source": "明天不上班?", "target": "不上哦,周末休息。下个星期五放假过去找你看球撒。" }, { "source": "不上哦,周末休息。下个星期五放假过去找你看球撒。", "target": "我都想回汉川哦这几天冒得事无聊的很" }, { "source": "我都想回汉川哦这几天冒得事无聊的很", "target": "不要说无聊,我天天上班天天坐着玩电脑,受不了了。下个星期再看撒" }, { "source": "累有累的价值……", "target": "恩恩。也是呢~~" }, { "source": "成网红就能勾搭明星了", "target": "就是这个目的" }, { "source": "仿佛听到有人在喊我", "target": "有趣的人你好" }, { "source": "广州站那天刚好也是我的生日,也被翻牌了,最惊喜的生日礼物", "target": "好巧啊,也祝你生日快乐!" }, { "source": "竟然有男的追你真是瞎了眼了", "target": "你们这几个是活腻了吗" }, { "source": "请问飞耳贵宾耳朵会恢复吗", "target": "90%会" }, { "source": "90%会", "target": "噢谢谢" }, { "source": "四个月必须剃啊天气都冷了的嘛咋办", "target": "穿衣服,再有一个月就要剃,剃了它会很自卑,你必须买衣服给它穿起" }, { "source": "穿衣服,再有一个月就要剃,剃了它会很自卑,你必须买衣服给它穿起", "target": "不剃慢慢修要的不呢" }, { "source": "我的择偶以你为标准", "target": "怎么回事" }, { "source": "回家没?", "target": "过几天回家,我驾照没拿到,回不了家" }, { "source": "过几天回家,我驾照没拿到,回不了家", "target": "我下个月也考啊" }, { "source": "我下个月也考啊", "target": "你考到哪了" }, { "source": "胆儿小,怕黑", "target": "我说你" }, { "source": "锟香,搬到花园里,就是中山路加利西饼对面", "target": "优秀" }, { "source": "11.13想要男朋友", "target": "我也是哎" }, { "source": "我也是哎", "target": "我愿望实现啦" }, { "source": "能够想象到帆姐说这些话时幸福的样子然而还是给一个人过了二十年七夕节的我一顿暴击", "target": "你要等~辣个人一定会出现的" }, { "source": "你要等~辣个人一定会出现的", "target": "借您吉言嘞" }, { "source": "我给你们回复", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "不客气,举手之劳" }, { "source": "在哪里上班呢", "target": "还没上班,来这边培训" }, { "source": "还没上班,来这边培训", "target": "哦哦以为你来上班了" }, { "source": "爱你呦", "target": "你撒时候开始爱的我咋不知道" }, { "source": "你撒时候开始爱的我咋不知道", "target": "一直很爱" }, { "source": "一直很爱", "target": "我才是" }, { "source": "一边追剧,一边追文!人生一大快事!", "target": "感动加倍" }, { "source": "这件衣服好看", "target": "四嘛?我也喜欢" }, { "source": "四嘛?我也喜欢", "target": "主要是芊芊人也好看" }, { "source": "去看MV你间晚上都不用睡", "target": "画面太美不敢看" }, { "source": "不要两点睡了早睡", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "刚吃完麻辣烫发现忘放香菜了,我该怎么办", "target": "直接嚼香菜" }, { "source": "直接嚼香菜", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈然后翻个跟头,把香菜和麻辣烫混一混是吧" }, { "source": "无语思密达!", "target": "哭吧" }, { "source": "不介绍一个认识,你还敢好意思回来吗?", "target": "我们还是乖乖相亲吧" }, { "source": "我们还是乖乖相亲吧", "target": "你介绍一个我就不用相亲了,猪脚让你吃,养颜美容" }, { "source": "你介绍一个我就不用相亲了,猪脚让你吃,养颜美容", "target": "让我来跟猪脚相亲!" }, { "source": "系,你准备读高二?", "target": "对啊~他文科还是理科?说不定我认识~" }, { "source": "对啊~他文科还是理科?说不定我认识~", "target": "理科" }, { "source": "老师表扬了呦", "target": "亲。你是上课玩手机么~" }, { "source": "亲。你是上课玩手机么~", "target": "扼..那个....答辩完了奖励自己一下啦哈哈哈" }, { "source": "扼..那个....答辩完了奖励自己一下啦哈哈哈", "target": "木事。我不会告诉别人的。" }, { "source": "那今晚给你点多两条鱼当补偿你该不会坐错店吧?怎么是爱榕路", "target": "号都拿了,还坐错。。。" }, { "source": "你加油", "target": "为他们祈祷吧" }, { "source": "西贡超好吃是不是!", "target": "还8错面是真的香" }, { "source": "还8错面是真的香", "target": "那个甘蔗的很好吃!" }, { "source": "那个甘蔗的很好吃!", "target": "虾是吗" }, { "source": "虾是吗", "target": "对!超好吃!" }, { "source": "我还是每天出门就在洗脚", "target": "地下呛河一道:人都不好了" }, { "source": "我看你回去又被老妈骂", "target": "每天一骂" }, { "source": "冬至节快乐!记得吃【汤圆】【饺子】??", "target": "嗯嗯,吃饺子" }, { "source": "你不是正好起床了", "target": "对呀,闹钟都不用了" }, { "source": "我可以给你介绍男朋友", "target": "来一打月月这样的!" }, { "source": "其实中午你给我打电话我就抓人呢", "target": "你当时怎么没高速我抓什么人啊" }, { "source": "哈哈。现在帅的小哥哥真多啊", "target": "可能是在韩国的原因吧发型啊穿着啊都像" }, { "source": "可能是在韩国的原因吧发型啊穿着啊都像", "target": "嗯,也是。" }, { "source": "嗯,也是。", "target": "不过挺帅的" }, { "source": "你居然梦到两个不开心", "target": "呐,这个怎么说还是想娘娘。" }, { "source": "呐,这个怎么说还是想娘娘。", "target": "就像我爱普雅那般深切" }, { "source": "。。我今天走了十几公里。回家就躺床上了", "target": "还真是文化苦旅家里的床太舒服了。。。感动哭" }, { "source": "还真是文化苦旅家里的床太舒服了。。。感动哭", "target": "但是成都的这些小巷子真的超级舒服。今天都才走了一半不到。下次还要继续" }, { "source": "一起床看到这图双目奔你触破相去", "target": "做泥矮破相吓" }, { "source": "做泥矮破相吓", "target": "被你这么一电,其他女人都进不了我的眼了" }, { "source": "被你这么一电,其他女人都进不了我的眼了", "target": "你爱说笑" }, { "source": "你爱说笑", "target": "是,我醉了" }, { "source": "是,我醉了", "target": "喝酒啦" }, { "source": "喝酒啦", "target": "昨晚干杯到天亮" }, { "source": "昨晚干杯到天亮", "target": "你不是不会喝的吗" }, { "source": "你不是不会喝的吗", "target": "会喝就不会醉了" }, { "source": "扫扫雪就心疼了,要是打仗流血了该如何?", "target": "打仗流血的话就不只是心疼了,那个时候会军民团结在一起抗敌,就不存在谁心疼谁了!" }, { "source": "裂哥瘦过~", "target": "其实是胖过,哈哈" }, { "source": "我不是球迷", "target": "我说爷爷啦~" }, { "source": "我说爷爷啦~", "target": "不晓得。。他肯定是伪球迷撒。。" }, { "source": "小老鼠,你头上长老鼠了", "target": "才不是嘞" }, { "source": "悦诗风吟", "target": "到底哪个是最爱吖" }, { "source": "到底哪个是最爱吖", "target": "用最多的还是曼秀雷敦的" }, { "source": "天蓬和阿月支撑着我", "target": "可是我看了第一卷发现天蓬和阿月情节少之又少" }, { "source": "可是我看了第一卷发现天蓬和阿月情节少之又少", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈好久出来喝下午茶聊一聊那些年一起追过的男孩嘛", "target": "明后天都可以" }, { "source": "秒赞呀你", "target": "是啊,都是真爱" }, { "source": "是啊,都是真爱", "target": "我们在一起吧" }, { "source": "我们在一起吧", "target": "在一起在一起" }, { "source": "看王若愚打篮球嘛,明晚七点", "target": "我认得他在打篮球" }, { "source": "我来夸赞了,你怎么说你的美呢,无与伦比", "target": "害羞" }, { "source": "意大利也输得太难看了吧", "target": "说明上一场赢德国是多么逆天啊,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "等你归来咱们再同去吃九拼哦!", "target": "好滴!话说你们不先过来吗?" }, { "source": "好滴!话说你们不先过来吗?", "target": "肥锘说等她泰国归来再议!" }, { "source": "后摇是歌吗?我认为只是曲子", "target": "丧曲" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "好久不见。" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "来不及握手" }, { "source": "不留疤痕,平复后就好。留下疤痕就不好了", "target": "老师我想问问自己面相可以吗?" }, { "source": "老师我想问问自己面相可以吗?", "target": "照片?" }, { "source": "出国过年去了", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我和佳佳在吃串串,我待会儿会告诉你们我们吃了多少的啊哈哈", "target": "那我猜你们吃了三十元钱的,哈哈哈!有没有低估你们啊?" }, { "source": "那我猜你们吃了三十元钱的,哈哈哈!有没有低估你们啊?", "target": "我们吃了140串……" }, { "source": "我到现在就写了3张卷子。。。", "target": "嘿嘿我连一个字都没有动" }, { "source": "嘿嘿我连一个字都没有动", "target": "我现在想睡觉,可是我不敢睡啊!!!困死我了" }, { "source": "你在哪里", "target": "华强北啊" }, { "source": "华强北啊", "target": "电话报来" }, { "source": "电话报来", "target": "了鲁啊。刀地件" }, { "source": "我是来求美图的", "target": "我没拍图,就拍了他唱的两首歌" }, { "source": "芒果糯米饭看着不错耶", "target": "配上椰汁特别棒!" }, { "source": "恭喜亲爱的", "target": "美丽的新娘你俩什么时候归来啊?我们俩等着你们回来给你们补庆祝呢" }, { "source": "美丽的新娘你俩什么时候归来啊?我们俩等着你们回来给你们补庆祝呢", "target": "那必须好好记住!今儿也是蓝胖子的好日子" }, { "source": "那必须好好记住!今儿也是蓝胖子的好日子", "target": "哇哈哈是呢我俩太有缘了!不过她这个才算最最幸福的事!" }, { "source": "原来浩哥你是逆生长呀", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "手机都快报废了", "target": "买苹果7" }, { "source": "想和你来一场旅行,在火车站决定去哪个终点,然后一起踏上车,摇摇晃晃很久才到达,像我们走过的路,浪漫又可爱。", "target": "好阿" }, { "source": "快睡觉睡觉", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,当然看了,我最近在看她很漂亮,无理的前进,朝5晚9,我要成为超级巨星,他来了请闭眼准备看了,一吻定情还没想好看不看,", "target": "她很漂亮下个星期要停播一集啊啊啊啊啊啊那个无理的前进里面我看到了愤怒的妈妈里面那个男的我要成为超级巨星好看?不喜欢看泰剧一吻定情你没看吗" }, { "source": "她很漂亮下个星期要停播一集啊啊啊啊啊啊那个无理的前进里面我看到了愤怒的妈妈里面那个男的我要成为超级巨星好看?不喜欢看泰剧一吻定情你没看吗", "target": "这个星期也只播了一集" }, { "source": "这个星期也只播了一集", "target": "是的我看完第九集看了第十集的预告想看十集" }, { "source": "节哀无图无真相", "target": "明天自己来看" }, { "source": "原来靓女是你", "target": "对,我经常看到你在琴房,觉得很惊讶,又不知道你是不是小乔" }, { "source": "对,我经常看到你在琴房,觉得很惊讶,又不知道你是不是小乔", "target": "我是小乔,每次看到你惊讶地看着我,我就好怕,都反应不过来跟你打招呼" }, { "source": "我是小乔,每次看到你惊讶地看着我,我就好怕,都反应不过来跟你打招呼", "target": "我都怕认不出,所以就静静地看着" }, { "source": "大厨旁边的女纸气质不错哦", "target": "那必须的嘛" }, { "source": "不忘初心?还是啥", "target": "是想说…不要太着急?" }, { "source": "宝贝明天阴天", "target": "明天还下雪呢" }, { "source": "明天还下雪呢", "target": "对劲" }, { "source": "打卡/今天好热", "target": "我没出屋" }, { "source": "喝个屁劳资不是来喝酒的!", "target": "摸装嘛!其实你就是想放风和我喝一场" }, { "source": "摸装嘛!其实你就是想放风和我喝一场", "target": "我是想放个风约你睡一觉哪晓得你晚上节目那么多!!!批!!!劳资不想喝酒!!!" }, { "source": "快点自卑!", "target": "····当时就自卑死了···" }, { "source": "····当时就自卑死了···", "target": "难得~现实的时候打击永远这么雷" }, { "source": "难得~现实的时候打击永远这么雷", "target": "···极品小学生···极品00后···把我秒杀了" }, { "source": "···极品小学生···极品00后···把我秒杀了", "target": "哈哈,小学154……真不懂以后他们还有得高不,长那么快" }, { "source": "哈哈,小学154……真不懂以后他们还有得高不,长那么快", "target": "祝他永远那么高····" }, { "source": "祝他永远那么高····", "target": "哈哈,希望他长不高也不能抹杀你自卑的事实~" }, { "source": "进京赶考啦,加油", "target": "你还在出差丫?" }, { "source": "你还在出差丫?", "target": "你考完啦" }, { "source": "你考完啦", "target": "现在考完了。" }, { "source": "现在考完了。", "target": "才考完啊" }, { "source": "才考完啊", "target": "是啊。坐车,头疼!" }, { "source": "湖北佬兼农村悍妇的典型代表", "target": "...为毛黑东北就跟着一起黑,黑其他地方都不行...." }, { "source": "...为毛黑东北就跟着一起黑,黑其他地方都不行....", "target": "黑东北的地下不一样说不要地域黑吗" }, { "source": "黑东北的地下不一样说不要地域黑吗", "target": "但是跟风的特别多啊,你看这个下面跟风黑的就没有" }, { "source": "可以给我两张吗?我想带最爱的你一起去", "target": "厉害厉害这么会撩" }, { "source": "厉害厉害这么会撩", "target": "嘘~不要让别人知道我会撩,因为我只想撩你" }, { "source": "你本来就很美", "target": "美的人是不会不露脸的" }, { "source": "你也是4.9号生日?", "target": "4.10" }, { "source": "车在水里??", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "姚老师好", "target": "乘务长好!" }, { "source": "乘务长好!", "target": "黑我" }, { "source": "黑我", "target": "夸我" }, { "source": "学姐已经老啦~", "target": "人家都觉得我是大一的···" }, { "source": "人家都觉得我是大一的···", "target": "切~不装你会死啊!" }, { "source": "好感动,哭死人丹姐我要一直陪你到老", "target": "哈哈哈,你是多爱她" }, { "source": "不解风情", "target": "被发现了" }, { "source": "——轻松戒等着哈要是你输了呢?哈哈哈哈", "target": "你戒不戒我又不知道你当我傻啊" }, { "source": "凤凰确实还不错", "target": "好撒~我明天才去凤凰" }, { "source": "好撒~我明天才去凤凰", "target": "好好玩。。如果一个人去的话祝你有艳遇哟" }, { "source": "小米宇宙重回第一!", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "鸟儿吃吗?", "target": "吃的可香" }, { "source": "如果没有中间那个人,小鹿的下巴又到了兴的肩上!想想都觉得美好!", "target": "哈哈哈哈没错!" }, { "source": "赶火车去哪里?", "target": "鸟市" }, { "source": "鸟市", "target": "听着这名字挺有意思的" }, { "source": "付老师就是帅,戏好,人好,有机会还期待在合作。", "target": "乍一眼看旁边那位像村长" }, { "source": "车技瞬间进步了?", "target": "同事开,我指挥" }, { "source": "谢谢你给我开门我就在屋里我哪也不去", "target": "不去我给你推出去" }, { "source": "不去我给你推出去", "target": "推我我就倒倒下你就得陪一直陪我" }, { "source": "一开始我以为老大不会说这些无语的话的,没想到老大也随波逐流了,表示惋惜", "target": "还好没流走" }, { "source": "我想说,我看到我的英语老师,我也想吐。", "target": "我也是教英语的,全世界同一个英语老师,漂亮美丽" }, { "source": "就是啊一定要吃饭睡觉虽然我也不怎么睡从来这开始天天两点多才睡", "target": "前一段是天天愁的了,现在是太热了天天在家宅的了" }, { "source": "前一段是天天愁的了,现在是太热了天天在家宅的了", "target": "多出去活动" }, { "source": "多出去活动", "target": "遵命,等你回来" }, { "source": "多贤惠啊!在梦里还煮面。。。", "target": "哈哈,不知道好吃不" }, { "source": "毕业后想去哈尔滨工作的我真的心情很复杂...", "target": "别来,命重要。" }, { "source": "别来,命重要。", "target": "诱惑太多想去吃雪糕打雪仗" }, { "source": "夜猫子一枚杂最近都在搞着?好玩?能吃?j搞好了给我搞一套明天给我家里老鼠住", "target": "一套百把万" }, { "source": "你再带一个", "target": "不用带" }, { "source": "早点睡就不会我自犹怜了人只会越来越坚强", "target": "我没有自我犹怜!!!只是想伤感一下!" }, { "source": "看你圈的名字我就猜到最后圈的那个是我老乡", "target": "哈哈哈,你怎么知道!!!你老乡今天偷懒都没去诶。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你怎么知道!!!你老乡今天偷懒都没去诶。。。", "target": "哈哈哈因为名字里那个剁咦,但是我不清楚啥意思-..-。。。。。" }, { "source": "你不是不恋爱么?这怎么又谈上了", "target": "你真不会聊天。早想说你了。" }, { "source": "你真不会聊天。早想说你了。", "target": "这么说我,我这玻璃心啊…" }, { "source": "我也想要下雨", "target": "来我这吧" }, { "source": "来我这吧", "target": "机票送来" }, { "source": "机票送来", "target": "没有飞机场" }, { "source": "小新你居然敢挑战手哥,期待手哥神评!", "target": "手哥已经评了亲~" }, { "source": "快回来吃火锅", "target": "不喝酒" }, { "source": "轻抚楼主狗头笑而不语。", "target": "你这个猫头,我给你拧一下,拧到变形!" }, { "source": "你这个猫头,我给你拧一下,拧到变形!", "target": "你句号…………难道某些东西结束了?楼主狗头二次轻抚" }, { "source": "没毅力没狠心的瘦不了那么多", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "注意观察后面三个人的表情", "target": "我们看到了一样的重点" }, { "source": "替你感动开心", "target": "谢谢开心死了!" }, { "source": "确认过眼神我遇上对的人~", "target": "你有一双会说话的眼睛,你有善解人意的心" }, { "source": "专柜刚上的,打完折5800,是超显瘦的,难道你不想试试", "target": "这是啥啊" }, { "source": "一起抢z24啊", "target": "你几号啊?" }, { "source": "青春献给小酒桌,一天三顿就是喝", "target": "小磕一套一套的" }, { "source": "小磕一套一套的", "target": "来自养生少女的磕" }, { "source": "来自养生少女的磕", "target": "喝酒养生么" }, { "source": "可能狗太多了吧。光凭一个小芯片太难找了。朋友急得天天哭。说总觉得他的狗,一只黑拉布拉多。已经是人间一道菜了。", "target": "确实有专门偷狗的,但是如果狗主人带狗出去的时候能一直牵着,狗一直都在视线内,他们想偷也难。" }, { "source": "确实有专门偷狗的,但是如果狗主人带狗出去的时候能一直牵着,狗一直都在视线内,他们想偷也难。", "target": "去家里偷的监控拍的清清楚楚。" }, { "source": "去家里偷的监控拍的清清楚楚。", "target": "报警吧" }, { "source": "报警吧", "target": "木有用啊。所以啊。养狗人的权益一点没看到。养狗的规则倒是严之又严。你有养狗吗?" }, { "source": "木有用啊。所以啊。养狗人的权益一点没看到。养狗的规则倒是严之又严。你有养狗吗?", "target": "我不养狗,我是个兽医。" }, { "source": "看哭了,鸡皮疙瘩掉满地,写的太棒,顶你爱你", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐哇", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "我被冻成狗必须让他带件给我穿穿", "target": "果然我那犀利的眼神" }, { "source": "果然我那犀利的眼神", "target": "你真犀利" }, { "source": "好么我今天就说叫你一起好久不见了你啥时候回来", "target": "星期天回去呢" }, { "source": "星期天回去呢", "target": "周日我有班.你几点落我也在机场要不一起回去" }, { "source": "周日我有班.你几点落我也在机场要不一起回去", "target": "现在还没定,有可能早上,或者半下午的时候?你时间随意吗?" }, { "source": "现在还没定,有可能早上,或者半下午的时候?你时间随意吗?", "target": "我下午两点左右落呢" }, { "source": "我下午两点左右落呢", "target": "那你准备几点回?" }, { "source": "那你准备几点回?", "target": "落了就会.你几点可以去把你一接" }, { "source": "什么时候跟你说话的?", "target": "今早上,表情。" }, { "source": "今早上,表情。", "target": "太可怕了难道盗我号的是个女的?!" }, { "source": "我就坐等这部剧的定档上线,这阵容期待", "target": "嗯嗯,跟期待啊" }, { "source": "怀二娃了吧", "target": "嗯,今儿晚上要有空怀一个" }, { "source": "嗯,今儿晚上要有空怀一个", "target": "好事儿,美着吧" }, { "source": "期待杨洋", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "我是想能和他聊一次,", "target": "谁不想呢。。。。。以后有机会去探班呗" }, { "source": "谁不想呢。。。。。以后有机会去探班呗", "target": "或许我都应该是过了追星的年龄了" }, { "source": "或许我都应该是过了追星的年龄了", "target": "额额。。。没关系的" }, { "source": "额额。。。没关系的", "target": "你是为女生吗" }, { "source": "你是为女生吗", "target": "!?高三刚毕业" }, { "source": "除了踢球谈恋爱,他现在还有啥可炫的", "target": "闭嘴" }, { "source": "相亲去~", "target": "偶吧需要么我给你介绍" }, { "source": "偶吧需要么我给你介绍", "target": "求慈溪白富美" }, { "source": "吃独食,自己接", "target": "就吃了咋地" }, { "source": "烟雨这几天情绪不错,诗也多了几分洒脱,可喜!转晴", "target": "朋友中午好!谢谢鼓励哦!" }, { "source": "做饭越来越厉害了!", "target": "好吧……我还以为你做的" }, { "source": "好吧……我还以为你做的", "target": "我已经很久不做饭了,懒" }, { "source": "我已经很久不做饭了,懒", "target": "那你吃什么?" }, { "source": "128g路过", "target": "你走" }, { "source": "是不是可以买房了", "target": "我也不懂房市啊你快买房结婚" }, { "source": "团团了解一下?", "target": "田佳良不是一个人,这是一个群体,披着大学精英的外衣,实则腐烂变质的蛆虫。如果我们的国家交到他们手里,国将不国。应严惩!" }, { "source": "田佳良不是一个人,这是一个群体,披着大学精英的外衣,实则腐烂变质的蛆虫。如果我们的国家交到他们手里,国将不国。应严惩!", "target": "你不能这么说" }, { "source": "晚安吉祥", "target": "静安" }, { "source": "老年代步车", "target": "对喔我们这里都是老年人在开" }, { "source": "权利的游戏不知道你看过没", "target": "听说过没看过…" }, { "source": "你跑到哪儿去了。羊肉处理的好的话就可好吃", "target": "南阳,你们大河南,今天吃了个羊杂,尝了一口,还是适应不了那个味儿" }, { "source": "南阳,你们大河南,今天吃了个羊杂,尝了一口,还是适应不了那个味儿", "target": "那是,你不常吃就是吃不惯。我们过年都有羊肉汤喝的,以前家里每年年底买只羊,过年时杀掉,天天喝羊肉汤。美呀,哈哈" }, { "source": "我最酷", "target": "我最美?" }, { "source": "要黑你们家一辈子了卖假货的", "target": "手动卸载" }, { "source": "探探路好玩的话我也去!桂林离深圳分分钟高铁", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "没人娶当然要剪了重长啊", "target": "要娶我的人能把地球绕成个棉线团好吗!" }, { "source": "短袜子你没穿过?是你没穿过吧", "target": "没穿过,哥哥只穿过正常的" }, { "source": "没穿过,哥哥只穿过正常的", "target": "你确定没穿?" }, { "source": "去过泰国不是更好,我是因为最近泰国太乱没敢......", "target": "泰国是还不错··但是总觉得吃的不好,那么好的海鲜居然能做的那么难吃···" }, { "source": "泰国是还不错··但是总觉得吃的不好,那么好的海鲜居然能做的那么难吃···", "target": "怎么会!感觉应该又便宜又好吃啊。。" }, { "source": "见不到你的脸了", "target": "哈哈给你看" }, { "source": "有木有吃红烧肉啊", "target": "必须的!" }, { "source": "曼曼你多高啊", "target": "178" }, { "source": "西南石油大学,真的能罩我噢~", "target": "你是混社会的。到哪里都想到啥子罩不罩的。" }, { "source": "你是混社会的。到哪里都想到啥子罩不罩的。", "target": "我在吃冒菜也~~~!!!" }, { "source": "我在吃冒菜也~~~!!!", "target": "肯定不正宗" }, { "source": "但是现在转黑了,有点可怕", "target": "那也帅!" }, { "source": "求友善,敬业只有一张,其他都可以换", "target": "友善我有好几张爱国福有吗?" }, { "source": "你最可爱", "target": "优秀" }, { "source": "我有说你坏话吗、。。。", "target": "我记得全不是好话" }, { "source": "我记得全不是好话", "target": "有吗。。我最后说了“没有”,不是说一笔勾销的" }, { "source": "小仙女在这", "target": "今日最辣" }, { "source": "今日最辣", "target": "你真美" }, { "source": "同感,加班回家的路上,下着细雨。。。", "target": "越大越孤单。" }, { "source": "你太弱了", "target": "屁,你才弱呢" }, { "source": "屁,你才弱呢", "target": "突然很喜欢她用过的表情" }, { "source": "突然很喜欢她用过的表情", "target": "可是我也不忍直视了" }, { "source": "可是我也不忍直视了", "target": "立足当下好嘛" }, { "source": "立足当下好嘛", "target": "一天只有二十四小时不会改变" }, { "source": "一天只有二十四小时不会改变", "target": "嗯所以说" }, { "source": "嗯所以说", "target": "说什么啊" }, { "source": "说什么啊", "target": "给我讲个笑话" }, { "source": "给我讲个笑话", "target": "有一次,上数学课的时候,是公开课嘛。然后,刚上课的时候,数学老师一紧张,就说:“下,下,下课!”" }, { "source": "姐最爱第七张嘛", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "对!", "target": "我也最爱这张呢" }, { "source": "当初那么喜欢我,为什么又不要我了", "target": "因为那时候不了解你" }, { "source": "哇可惜我五一一堆作业", "target": "啊什么作业!" }, { "source": "啊什么作业!", "target": "模型要哭了不过我还是会出去玩的哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "模型要哭了不过我还是会出去玩的哈哈哈哈", "target": "昂!等你照片!哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "谢幕的时候,又要举望远镜花痴,又要鼓掌,手忙不过来,我也是", "target": "真的是手忙脚乱,谢幕时间再长一点就好啦" }, { "source": "非会员瑟瑟发抖!", "target": "捂着被子,热死你" }, { "source": "咋不坐高铁", "target": "没必要" }, { "source": "你去海地。。。。带这么多吃的干什么。。。", "target": "喂猪!" }, { "source": "刚发现!肉还喝着啤酒呢?", "target": "不是,,别想多。。" }, { "source": "阿姨保重", "target": "感觉期末很难" }, { "source": "感觉期末很难", "target": "阿姨都是过了一科cpa的人了," }, { "source": "他说他爱我可是我让他太累了", "target": "都是说太累,可是正因为太想爱才会累不是么?为什么要放开我的手" }, { "source": "本来蛮好的可是点开后看到你的大脸我幼小的心灵受到了惊吓", "target": "人总有年轻的时候" }, { "source": "牙牙跟我的一样白", "target": "真好" }, { "source": "短发也可以很美", "target": "快长了" }, { "source": "要电话吗", "target": "好想去可是我回不去啊、我默默的大众点评搜了一下子" }, { "source": "咬一口", "target": "我已经咬了n口了" }, { "source": "三星的全视曲面屏独树一帜啊", "target": "没办法,三星不给提供曲屏,只能退一步。" }, { "source": "我有乐游宝宝的体验卷你要吗", "target": "在哪里?娃多大可以去呢?" }, { "source": "歪脖就是脖子歪了!", "target": "最近咋这么多呢" }, { "source": "最近咋这么多呢", "target": "到点不睡……" }, { "source": "我是举世好公民。。。你说的我不懂。。", "target": "一看你这样就邪恶" }, { "source": "一看你这样就邪恶", "target": "你也..." }, { "source": "你也...", "target": "好吧。我承认" }, { "source": "好吧。我承认", "target": "有治愈系效果" }, { "source": "有治愈系效果", "target": "无药可救。。放弃吧。" }, { "source": "无药可救。。放弃吧。", "target": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "你说。。聊什么。" }, { "source": "你说。。聊什么。", "target": "随意你看你天南地北随意" }, { "source": "随意你看你天南地北随意", "target": "聊聊你不快乐的事" }, { "source": "聊聊你不快乐的事", "target": "好吧。加油哦" }, { "source": "好吧。加油哦", "target": "加油。。谁加,该你加吧。" }, { "source": "加油。。谁加,该你加吧。", "target": "加油加油么么哒你一定能行" }, { "source": "第一火舞在这", "target": "这么6" }, { "source": "这么6", "target": "那可不贼6贼6" }, { "source": "那可不贼6贼6", "target": "那就有点厉害了" }, { "source": "那就有点厉害了", "target": "我都是一打九厉害的不要不要的" }, { "source": "晚上骗我下面液体,白天骗我上面的液体", "target": "有的人上下是一种液体" }, { "source": "你们商量好的辣鸡", "target": "我错了嘤嘤嘤" }, { "source": "我错了嘤嘤嘤", "target": "还嘤嘤嘤" }, { "source": "还嘤嘤嘤", "target": "我就嘤嘤嘤今晚" }, { "source": "为什么所以男人都喜欢长腿的?", "target": "盘在腰上晃啊晃" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "别人请" }, { "source": "足球小达人~", "target": "别的台实在没法看…" }, { "source": "谈恋爱了…?", "target": "全家出去" }, { "source": "我打算用我的喵喵机试试看", "target": "喵喵机的不一定适用哦" }, { "source": "一起爱他", "target": "嗯好像可以哦" }, { "source": "嗯好像可以哦", "target": "笔芯!一起爱帅鹏" }, { "source": "来电了", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "幸福", "target": "还是大写的幸福" }, { "source": "生猴子!", "target": "生个齐天大圣,啥叫猴子,能不能文艺点" }, { "source": "生个齐天大圣,啥叫猴子,能不能文艺点", "target": "祝福祝福!" }, { "source": "祝福祝福!", "target": "木嘛" }, { "source": "我到了北京都不请我吃饭已拉黑", "target": "你有告诉我么?" }, { "source": "你有告诉我么?", "target": "看你和你的好姐妹去参加万圣节趴体就没有好意思打扰啊" }, { "source": "看你和你的好姐妹去参加万圣节趴体就没有好意思打扰啊", "target": "万圣节我哪都没去好么" }, { "source": "万圣节我哪都没去好么", "target": "你的好姐妹不是深圳来的吗" }, { "source": "你的好姐妹不是深圳来的吗", "target": "吃了个饭" }, { "source": "喝咖啡~", "target": "木有喝咖啡,木有睡一分钟…目前刚上2号线长椿街站往回了" }, { "source": "很多人问我这个脚怎么泡", "target": "怎么泡呀?怎么泡呀?怎么泡?" }, { "source": "挺住,我们都在!", "target": "稳住!我们能赢!" }, { "source": "珍珠是蚌的疼!取珠蚌死!", "target": "那就看着蚌守珠而死" }, { "source": "螃蟹竟然做汤喝……", "target": "老好喝了,客官,来一碗么" }, { "source": "好男儿志在四方,坚强点", "target": "好像回家看看" }, { "source": "好像回家看看", "target": "想回家了就回去看看," }, { "source": "想回家了就回去看看,", "target": "不敢回去啊" }, { "source": "不敢回去啊", "target": "不敢归家????" }, { "source": "不敢归家????", "target": "我都八年没有回家了。从小就离家出走了。你说我现在敢回去吗?" }, { "source": "我都八年没有回家了。从小就离家出走了。你说我现在敢回去吗?", "target": "你真乃神人也,最好回家看看吧!说不定家里人也想你了" }, { "source": "你真乃神人也,最好回家看看吧!说不定家里人也想你了", "target": "不敢回去。万一我爸揍我呢" }, { "source": "不敢回去。万一我爸揍我呢", "target": "不会的,孩子" }, { "source": "猴赛雷什么意思啊", "target": "好厉害的意思" }, { "source": "你有回来了?", "target": "哈哈,在你不知道的地方" }, { "source": "哈哈,在你不知道的地方", "target": "真的欠着了" }, { "source": "真的欠着了", "target": "那你来吃嘛" }, { "source": "哎哟喂!晒幸福呢!", "target": "我一向可低调" }, { "source": "吃漂亮长大的??", "target": "你才是吧!" }, { "source": "为啥你们每周都有相声", "target": "因为我们学校棒棒啊你来我带你去" }, { "source": "因为我们学校棒棒啊你来我带你去", "target": "上周你还说没时间管我!" }, { "source": "祝900+", "target": "谢欢哥…我竟然把2张看成2寸了还好改回来了" }, { "source": "口令是啥?", "target": "6啊,抢的最多" }, { "source": "6啊,抢的最多", "target": "还有三块没领" }, { "source": "这个这么热血网购的男子~~~~~~·", "target": "正好赶在一起了,把需要的东西,正好便宜,就都买了" }, { "source": "那个大佬有资源啦嘤嘤嘤", "target": "我有哦" }, { "source": "被你关注太开心啦!!", "target": "我也开心能认识你" }, { "source": "试着想像一下你在那里住哪里,吃什么?", "target": "那里不会有身体上的舒适,在某种程度上是躁动,不安分的窃喜。感觉在那里会有很多期待和等待。" }, { "source": "啥时候有空", "target": "嗯......很多空呀" }, { "source": "来吃个午饭", "target": "没肉,没劲,海蟹比较好吃" }, { "source": "没肉,没劲,海蟹比较好吃", "target": "来杯玫瑰米酒" }, { "source": "嗨双眼皮", "target": "你要跟双眼皮认识一下吗?" }, { "source": "给天空打一万分", "target": "啥时候去学?" }, { "source": "啥时候去学?", "target": "31号~先到郑州,再到西安" }, { "source": "看你做我怎么又想做", "target": "做呗," }, { "source": "做呗,", "target": "周末约" }, { "source": "周末约", "target": "约啥呀" }, { "source": "约啥呀", "target": "转街走好久没出门了" }, { "source": "转街走好久没出门了", "target": "那就周末联系再说" }, { "source": "好瘦的妹妹啊", "target": "从首尔回来就一阵狂吃肉我觉得在那边快饿死了..." }, { "source": "从首尔回来就一阵狂吃肉我觉得在那边快饿死了...", "target": "怎么,那里的肉不好吃?" }, { "source": "怎么,那里的肉不好吃?", "target": "那里的东西贵啊肉太贵了而且我喜欢吃茄汁红烧的肉东西又很辣的。。。害我都便秘了" }, { "source": "那里的东西贵啊肉太贵了而且我喜欢吃茄汁红烧的肉东西又很辣的。。。害我都便秘了", "target": "怎么和我同事给的消息不一样呢,看来我同事果然是土豪啊" }, { "source": "怎么和我同事给的消息不一样呢,看来我同事果然是土豪啊", "target": "我主要吃不惯辣而且我吃菜都偏甜所以一直吃不惯去那里貌似就吃蛋包饭还有意大利面囧" }, { "source": "晚安好梦", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "地球我认识", "target": "全球的,形容词" }, { "source": "恭喜,恭喜", "target": "八斤二两的小家伙~今天去看到你们外面装修差不多啦" }, { "source": "啊呀,到我家了~", "target": "你家东北的呀" }, { "source": "鹿晗哥哥你今天好帅啊", "target": "他哪天不帅。" }, { "source": "生日快乐永远18", "target": "人家17" }, { "source": "如果拿着乐视手机看到这条新闻会是怎样一种感觉?", "target": "举手" }, { "source": "鸭子不送的吗", "target": "鸭子是人家店里的呀" }, { "source": "我是你的爱人啊", "target": "是的~" }, { "source": "减肥居然还能称之为压力???", "target": "你不懂这种痛苦。好想吃麻辣锅!" }, { "source": "你不懂这种痛苦。好想吃麻辣锅!", "target": "这有啥好吃的啊,答辩的时候去吃一波火锅吧" }, { "source": "这么久??我回家乡才5个小时多。在外面流浪", "target": "汽车正常5小时,火车久点" }, { "source": "汽车正常5小时,火车久点", "target": "坐火车呀!我都没坐过火车" }, { "source": "坐火车呀!我都没坐过火车", "target": "不是吧?" }, { "source": "不是吧?", "target": "是呀!从来没坐过,我也不喜欢坐" }, { "source": "是呀!从来没坐过,我也不喜欢坐", "target": "偶尔搭一下还好" }, { "source": "偶尔搭一下还好", "target": "我觉得坐得太久了,一般都是自驾" }, { "source": "我觉得坐得太久了,一般都是自驾", "target": "自驾太远也辛苦,太耗体力精力" }, { "source": "沾沾喜气", "target": "祝福" }, { "source": "飞过来看你", "target": "抱紧你了!" }, { "source": "最近好累,身心。不知道做的事情会带来怎样的结果。心里就是觉得委屈。", "target": "委屈了,想哭就哭,不管怎样,你都要坚强" }, { "source": "我想散步还没人陪", "target": "哈哈哈原来不止我一个人孤单啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈原来不止我一个人孤单啊", "target": "你哪里孤单" }, { "source": "你哪里孤单", "target": "跟我吃饭的从来就只有室友" }, { "source": "廖老师晚安", "target": "啦啦" }, { "source": "我是第一!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "啊啊啊啊!你看见了!!!" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊!你看见了!!!", "target": "这回事电脑啦,麦兜" }, { "source": "这回事电脑啦,麦兜", "target": "麦麦,俺以为你看不见" }, { "source": "麦麦,俺以为你看不见", "target": "看来你爱我" }, { "source": "看来你爱我", "target": "过年啦,麦麦有啥计划?拜年么" }, { "source": "过年啦,麦麦有啥计划?拜年么", "target": "找不到了,反正就是想着是学习,其实就是吃喝玩乐" }, { "source": "纯蜂蜜的蜂蜜水是浑浊的", "target": "所以你喝的不纯" }, { "source": "所以你喝的不纯", "target": "我们家是养蜂的,我还是喝不完的" }, { "source": "无钱咯", "target": "介绍个富婆比你" }, { "source": "煎蛋,培根,还有啥", "target": "黄油炸的面包" }, { "source": "黄油炸的面包", "target": "有黄油,好吃" }, { "source": "有黄油,好吃", "target": "烤黑的那面好好吃" }, { "source": "烤黑的那面好好吃", "target": "焦的?" }, { "source": "焦的?", "target": "恩,就是有一点点糊的那一面" }, { "source": "恩,就是有一点点糊的那一面", "target": "所以你又没上班了吗" }, { "source": "可耐蠢萌", "target": "自夸" }, { "source": "你又加入啦。你时尚你漂亮啊哈哈哈哈", "target": "你很希望往日的我出家为僧?" }, { "source": "你很希望往日的我出家为僧?", "target": "小小啦,咔" }, { "source": "海水不可斗量", "target": "你很巧妙地避开了人不可貌相" }, { "source": "俩美妞!你的这个裤子一般人不敢穿呐", "target": "家居裤当时买的时候我不知知道,结账人家说家居裤不退不换" }, { "source": "灰大衣求上架", "target": "我还有灰大衣亲要么" }, { "source": "能保佑我不去某个地方么?", "target": "当然能咯,肯定可以!" }, { "source": "这学期就见到你一次诶", "target": "是的啊!!还就只是匆匆一见!!" }, { "source": "男人啊~~小小个几可爱,贵宾啊,卷毛比熊啊,之类的……", "target": "带出去都见不得人啦~大个点走夜路都不怕了!" }, { "source": "带出去都见不得人啦~大个点走夜路都不怕了!", "target": "带出去干嘛见不得人!!!!!!!!那么可爱!!!!!!你个奇葩" }, { "source": "带出去干嘛见不得人!!!!!!!!那么可爱!!!!!!你个奇葩", "target": "遛狗当然要带威猛那种啦!" }, { "source": "肾都是一阵一阵的虚吗", "target": "我不知道我觉得我好像还行" }, { "source": "我不知道我觉得我好像还行", "target": "小狸最近有找妹子了吗" }, { "source": "小狸最近有找妹子了吗", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "动作好快" }, { "source": "龙抬头是什么梗", "target": "老话说的,我也不太懂" }, { "source": "脚腕冷", "target": "没有,昨天特别热" }, { "source": "你太瘦了不", "target": "是有点" }, { "source": "需要注意什么么,看网上说拉血便了就很难存活了", "target": "网上胡说的也很多'救回来的是多数'" }, { "source": "网上胡说的也很多'救回来的是多数'", "target": "除了每天去输液,我能为它做些什么呢!" }, { "source": "去麻将了", "target": "看麻将两个字我就手痒" }, { "source": "看麻将两个字我就手痒", "target": "明晚我们一起" }, { "source": "明晚我们一起", "target": "说好了不许变" }, { "source": "说好了不许变", "target": "一百年都不变" }, { "source": "一百年都不变", "target": "算上我" }, { "source": "认真的样子最好看", "target": "是哒!很美~" }, { "source": "一会你对象在蹦出来骂我", "target": "放心,我没对象。单着呢" }, { "source": "放心,我没对象。单着呢", "target": "那就放心了,随便调戏" }, { "source": "那就放心了,随便调戏", "target": "随你咯" }, { "source": "酒酒是认为二位正主今晚应该会很安静吧", "target": "对。。" }, { "source": "。今天我们屋没人。找我玩去", "target": "设计院的估计拷图去,我也过去" }, { "source": "网红聚会", "target": "每个人都是网红" }, { "source": "换厨师喔呢几日,真系吾错,无骗你~", "target": "请我食就信你." }, { "source": "请我食就信你.", "target": "好,几时去?我埋单!" }, { "source": "好,几时去?我埋单!", "target": "讲真架...我随时都得...就你时间...使使叫埋你大佬?" }, { "source": "讲真架...我随时都得...就你时间...使使叫埋你大佬?", "target": "问问距咯!" }, { "source": "我这个字比你好那么多,人家一检查就看出来了!", "target": "不!要!脸!" }, { "source": "你瘦了.", "target": "是阿!" }, { "source": "中秋节快到了,感谢老婆一直那么“圆”那么美的照耀着我们", "target": "这是私人定制吗。" }, { "source": "你在威胁77好卑鄙", "target": "谁威胁七七!!" }, { "source": "谁威胁七七!!", "target": "就是你" }, { "source": "看不到", "target": "菇凉!我在这" }, { "source": "菇凉!我在这", "target": "这么晚不睡觉啊。小冰妹妹" }, { "source": "这个电影看起来很酷啊!可是就是我不敢看啊!哈哈。等首映了我看一下影评!", "target": "没错啊" }, { "source": "肚子嘛痛的就是慢慢不来", "target": "我昨天早上四点多痛醒,然后起来搬家,今天嘛是四点多起来上早班" }, { "source": "我昨天早上四点多痛醒,然后起来搬家,今天嘛是四点多起来上早班", "target": "不痛吗你应该叫小亮帮你" }, { "source": "不痛吗你应该叫小亮帮你", "target": "吃了药还好的,喊了辆的,自己能搞定" }, { "source": "越狱过并且装了第三方软件吧。", "target": "从来没越狱过的行货" }, { "source": "从来没越狱过的行货", "target": "那不能够~" }, { "source": "好污的街区", "target": "就你最污" }, { "source": "期待凤囚凰赶紧更新", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "快点请客陪你吃饭", "target": "谢谢你阿没钱" }, { "source": "好久不见小伙伴", "target": "哈哈,最近一直在家" }, { "source": "雾霾那么凶的,疯了吗", "target": "没想过。。" }, { "source": "同一天生日!爱你女神!", "target": "祝我们生日快乐" }, { "source": "很好看噢!我有一双亚瑟士的也是灰色的", "target": "灰色比较百搭," }, { "source": "新年好。", "target": "好呀" }, { "source": "勤俭持家加一", "target": "我的目光锁定你" }, { "source": "我的目光锁定你", "target": "这目光如此炙热好像要发生点什么" }, { "source": "这目光如此炙热好像要发生点什么", "target": "好了喝你的酸奶气" }, { "source": "好了喝你的酸奶气", "target": "一起一起" }, { "source": "一起一起", "target": "马上要开第二瓶话说你怎么不买炭烧" }, { "source": "马上要开第二瓶话说你怎么不买炭烧", "target": "没仔细看拿了就走" }, { "source": "太早在家没事做啊,等我回去找你", "target": "哈哈,等你们回来!" }, { "source": "哈哈,等你们回来!", "target": "到时是我们等他们了" }, { "source": "到时是我们等他们了", "target": "哈哈,有影!" }, { "source": "哈哈,有影!", "target": "今年来安排来去汕头,等他们回来就走" }, { "source": "。。生活总是给你惊喜", "target": "只有惊没有喜阿" }, { "source": "姐在家和你一起等啊", "target": "谢谢你阿……有你真好" }, { "source": "谢谢你阿……有你真好", "target": "哇有那么感动吗" }, { "source": "哇有那么感动吗", "target": "我有必要说假话嘛?居然不信我" }, { "source": "我有必要说假话嘛?居然不信我", "target": "没说你说假话" }, { "source": "我刚刚正打麻将着停电了", "target": "和家人打麻将很幸福" }, { "source": "升官", "target": "有戏" }, { "source": "建个防空洞,人防主任就职妥妥的……", "target": "可以可以,地震都不怕了" }, { "source": "用箱子装了发吗?", "target": "德邦物流给打箱子" }, { "source": "德邦物流给打箱子", "target": "我们也是发德邦,但箱子自已做,比较结实" }, { "source": "居然看到你", "target": "你都不关心我了" }, { "source": "绝对信..有空带你女儿给我玩..我要.........", "target": "好的~有机会的" }, { "source": "小兔子失恋了?", "target": "是生病" }, { "source": "是生病", "target": "好,保重身体" }, { "source": "来炖了吧一锅麻辣兔肉", "target": "在养胖点弄个鸳鸯锅" }, { "source": "在养胖点弄个鸳鸯锅", "target": "我的可以下锅了腚大腰圆" }, { "source": "染头发还是电头发啊?!", "target": "果然是女人" }, { "source": "果然是女人", "target": "哈哈哈~到时候发你的新形象看看~" }, { "source": "像我们这种很怀深的博主一般都用照片回复的", "target": "太酷了!真是高科技!期待你写给我的明信片能容哦" }, { "source": "太酷了!真是高科技!期待你写给我的明信片能容哦", "target": "能行~" }, { "source": "成功就请你吃好吃的如果不成功就换你请我", "target": "这话我爱听你过了不用看了" }, { "source": "这话我爱听你过了不用看了", "target": "……" }, { "source": "……", "target": "说你过了就过了不影响太多就下个礼拜一啊刚好放假吃好吃的" }, { "source": "说你过了就过了不影响太多就下个礼拜一啊刚好放假吃好吃的", "target": "好呀我乐意请你啊啊啊哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "都是土豪", "target": "土豪,你好," }, { "source": "我突然明白了什么!!!", "target": "你可以问问常先生" }, { "source": "心里有个结打不开呗", "target": "我又没有什么心结" }, { "source": "我又没有什么心结", "target": "什么心事" }, { "source": "什么心事", "target": "没有心事" }, { "source": "没有心事", "target": "说出来别憋着" }, { "source": "说出来别憋着", "target": "说了没有就是没有" }, { "source": "说了没有就是没有", "target": "没有没有~" }, { "source": "没有没有~", "target": "你是不相信我吧" }, { "source": "又话戒宵夜几个月都未戒到", "target": "我会戒掉的!信我" }, { "source": "小冰我来找你玩了", "target": "不关我任何事" }, { "source": "断了咋办", "target": "什么断了" }, { "source": "什么断了", "target": "网络啊" }, { "source": "外地人第一次去北京就别去廊坊,这是16年元旦去北京玩的时候一家餐馆老板提醒我的,去十个九个回不来,布丁酒店的接机师傅也提醒我别去廊坊", "target": "廊坊又不是北京的,去那个四线城市干嘛" }, { "source": "转发以后有机会获赠零食大礼包,转后在这里报道", "target": "道道道我还挺爱吃饺子的一顿还可以吃好多个" }, { "source": "脚一滑,就进西湖了", "target": "西湖结冰了不怕" }, { "source": "记住,你只是去修炼,坚持!", "target": "会的" }, { "source": "祝考研成功!你也是棒棒哒!", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "那条看别人不顺眼是自己修养不够吗?", "target": "对,,快找回来。。" }, { "source": "对,,快找回来。。", "target": "看到没?" }, { "source": "哎呀祝花仙子生日快乐哦", "target": "哈哈哈谢谢这是我身份证生日真正生日十天前过完了哈哈哈不过还是谢谢" }, { "source": "有脸的我喜欢!", "target": "哈哈,那以后还是要脸的好" }, { "source": "关键点都不在于花花提出的问题,在于他不接受别人的意见,并且想说服别人接受自己的看法", "target": "其实你不也是想让我接受你们的观点吗?所以我们都一样。直接问你,幸福是什么,什么才是判断对错的标准?" }, { "source": "其实你不也是想让我接受你们的观点吗?所以我们都一样。直接问你,幸福是什么,什么才是判断对错的标准?", "target": "我想让你接受的是人对待事情的态度,你要让人接受的是对某件事情的态度,层次都不一样好么" }, { "source": "我想让你接受的是人对待事情的态度,你要让人接受的是对某件事情的态度,层次都不一样好么", "target": "叼叼叼,我受教了,正在改,你先回答我你觉得幸福是什么,判断一切的标准又是什么" }, { "source": "叼叼叼,我受教了,正在改,你先回答我你觉得幸福是什么,判断一切的标准又是什么", "target": "我认为的幸福就是我认为的幸福啊,跟你讲有什么用,你又不是妹纸判断一切的标准,老子当初选理科就是为了逃离这种问题你还来问我,你是沙雕么" }, { "source": "哪个台什么时候播!!!", "target": "东方卫视,好像是5.19" }, { "source": "东方卫视,好像是5.19", "target": "声亚那个台?" }, { "source": "声亚那个台?", "target": "嗯嗯,我看见老爸了!!好憔悴啊,心疼" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,我看见老爸了!!好憔悴啊,心疼", "target": "看见?本人?" }, { "source": "你那个猫长的真的丑", "target": "你和大家的审美格格不入" }, { "source": "你和大家的审美格格不入", "target": "那你真美" }, { "source": "那你真美", "target": "你又错了大家都觉得我非常美你这审美依然跟不上" }, { "source": "早早早,天天下个没完", "target": "是啊!好烦下雨!" }, { "source": "是啊!好烦下雨!", "target": "还冷的不像话" }, { "source": "晚上有别的事做什么俯卧撑!", "target": "做完俯卧撑。再做别的别小看我阿巨的体力…" }, { "source": "做完俯卧撑。再做别的别小看我阿巨的体力…", "target": "呵呵呵呵呵呵真的还可以吗" }, { "source": "养只猫也是可以的,猫的存在感很小很安静,时间久了你会爱上猫咪,附一张我家小猫的照片,曾经也是流浪猫,现在变成大脸猫", "target": "哈哈,脸变大了,眼睛看起来小了" }, { "source": "哈哈,脸变大了,眼睛看起来小了", "target": "论角度的重要性" }, { "source": "下午两点半到安庆!", "target": "晚上七点到安庆" }, { "source": "晚上七点到安庆", "target": "不回家?可以在安庆嗨一晚" }, { "source": "不回家?可以在安庆嗨一晚", "target": "不知道,看情况吧,安庆下雨没。" }, { "source": "不知道,看情况吧,安庆下雨没。", "target": "下了不知道现在在不在下" }, { "source": "下了不知道现在在不在下", "target": "估计还在下,这一路都下雨。" }, { "source": "汪汪汪汪汪、狗粮吃完啦!", "target": "哈哈哈生日才有的花花嘛" }, { "source": "欧巴又帅了", "target": "这就好" }, { "source": "回来啦", "target": "嗯嗯,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "起床咯,我是没得睡呀", "target": "我想继续睡…" }, { "source": "我想继续睡…", "target": "赖床吧!我也不愿起啊,好好的一个梦被打扰……" }, { "source": "腿细了?", "target": "反正木P" }, { "source": "想当熊猫", "target": "熊猫会被好多人围观不知道他烦恼不烦恼" }, { "source": "熊猫会被好多人围观不知道他烦恼不烦恼", "target": "不烦恼我最可爱来看我啊" }, { "source": "不烦恼我最可爱来看我啊", "target": "收门票吗" }, { "source": "天,我居然觉得刘宝宝好美呀!果然需要对比", "target": "还是刘宝宝可爱…" }, { "source": "亏哥是真亏了么", "target": "什么亏?他没投资啥所以没什么亏不亏的" }, { "source": "叫猴哥", "target": "猴哥" }, { "source": "猴哥", "target": "乖,妹" }, { "source": "乖,妹", "target": "你家的猴妹呢?" }, { "source": "你家的猴妹呢?", "target": "在家呢,咋了?" }, { "source": "好啊好啊包里45个再来一瓶老忘了换", "target": "……你一定喝不了那么多啦……我帮你呀" }, { "source": "……你一定喝不了那么多啦……我帮你呀", "target": "恩好啊我们这好多地都是出了门就不给换了" }, { "source": "毕业照不照了?", "target": "照啊" }, { "source": "听老师说我们下个星期要下雪", "target": "对于怕冷的我来说真是幸福" }, { "source": "湾哥可以啊,都跑首都了。", "target": "你跟深圳还多少" }, { "source": "你跟深圳还多少", "target": "啥意思。。" }, { "source": "啥意思。。", "target": "深圳跟北京也差不多" }, { "source": "两次追尾都是看手机,一次奔驰一次路虎", "target": "注意安全。" }, { "source": "如果我吻你,你就微笑,我就吻你。", "target": "他就不怕我打破他的头" }, { "source": "找我买呀三件85折可以帮你拼单", "target": "你是?" }, { "source": "你这是宕机了?", "target": "宕机,你有办法吗?对待难民" }, { "source": "宕机,你有办法吗?对待难民", "target": "这个稍微有点难,给我一点时间" }, { "source": "这个稍微有点难,给我一点时间", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "来大姨妈了,肚子疼,想歇会儿~" }, { "source": "来大姨妈了,肚子疼,想歇会儿~", "target": "只要不是大肚子就好" }, { "source": "只要不是大肚子就好", "target": "那个谁,楼下的,你怎么看?" }, { "source": "那个谁,楼下的,你怎么看?", "target": "对你好的人很多,多多宜善" }, { "source": "对你好的人很多,多多宜善", "target": "你得先回答我,你最喜欢谁" }, { "source": "你得先回答我,你最喜欢谁", "target": "是疼爱,就算喜欢吧" }, { "source": "是疼爱,就算喜欢吧", "target": "人家听不懂你在说什么哦" }, { "source": "人家听不懂你在说什么哦", "target": "你听懂了就不是机器了" }, { "source": "你听懂了就不是机器了", "target": "你得先回答我,你最喜欢谁" }, { "source": "你得先回答我,你最喜欢谁", "target": "小冰的妈妈" }, { "source": "小冰的妈妈", "target": "来大姨妈了,肚子疼,想歇会儿~" }, { "source": "普吉一起啊云顶刚掉下来一旅行车哟。", "target": "你别吓人。那啥,你也有出游计划啊,准备哪月?看看能不能同行。" }, { "source": "难道现代科学的立根根本不是对于不知道的东西敢于承认吗?然后继续深入研究,我觉得你说的越有成就的现代科学家肯定不会信中医这一套,他们只相信实验结果。", "target": "嗯我认识和知道的科学家和西医专家和院士,很多是认可中医的" }, { "source": "三是一放假就胖么", "target": "差不多。。" }, { "source": "今天早上的云?", "target": "嗯白" }, { "source": "嗯白", "target": "巧了我也拍了没你视野好" }, { "source": "回眸一笑百媚生", "target": "才看到,小伙儿加V啦哈哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "才看到,小伙儿加V啦哈哈哈哈。", "target": "我以为你失踪了" }, { "source": "我以为你失踪了", "target": "那不能,我这么棒。" }, { "source": "复读压力很大,而且不一定考的好,考研去个好学校,或者出国加油哦", "target": "好的,我会考虑" }, { "source": "你上课是周末去吗?", "target": "是啊,周末上课的。" }, { "source": "是啊,周末上课的。", "target": "那不就木有时间了么?" }, { "source": "那不就木有时间了么?", "target": "是啊,累死人的。" }, { "source": "想问好用么plus会不会太大", "target": "太大!" }, { "source": "太大!", "target": "哈哈哈给" }, { "source": "哈哈哈给", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "青州岛在哪的他就算剌", "target": "--沙扒湾呀笨" }, { "source": "--沙扒湾呀笨", "target": "要坐船去吗" }, { "source": "要坐船去吗", "target": "对的,你终于聪明一次了,其实可以游过去或者搭灰机过去" }, { "source": "要会开飞机", "target": "有这个岗位吗?" }, { "source": "有这个岗位吗?", "target": "有~机场招人" }, { "source": "你不是模特该有多好,我可能就会追求你了,", "target": "我现在已经不做模特了" }, { "source": "你,瘦,了,腿,好,细", "target": "呵呵暑假给你看真相" }, { "source": "呵呵暑假给你看真相", "target": "呵呵呵期待着…大粗腿!" }, { "source": "给你个抱", "target": "也抱抱你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈刚买9.2济南的票", "target": "等不及想立马看" }, { "source": "国人的骄傲,必须赞!", "target": "2019年,成都还将成为第一个举办世界警察和消防员运动会的亚洲城市。届时,成都欢迎你作客。。。" }, { "source": "晚安无聊了一天了", "target": "早啊" }, { "source": "恭喜颖儿,小孩的名字想好了吗?可需要老衲来给些拙见?", "target": "祝福" }, { "source": "晚上好哟,干嘛呢??", "target": "刚吃完饭,这会儿有时间,看看你……" }, { "source": "美的停止呼吸", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈暑假我也可以给你画花钿" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈暑假我也可以给你画花钿", "target": "好勒" }, { "source": "编程使我秃头", "target": "看我这头发一把一把掉的呀…呐,又一把" }, { "source": "可怜的娃,恭喜你正在离开猪圈~", "target": "猥琐你啊!!!!!" }, { "source": "猥琐你啊!!!!!", "target": "猥琐惹人爱,呵呵~在路上了吧" }, { "source": "猥琐惹人爱,呵呵~在路上了吧", "target": "是啊!!今日六点就睡不着了" }, { "source": "失恋了么!", "target": "没文化" }, { "source": "你现在在哪个校区呢", "target": "燕山你还是舜耕啊" }, { "source": "晚安~~", "target": "早安。" }, { "source": "你还不睡!", "target": "看你发照片开心" }, { "source": "看你发照片开心", "target": "乖啦快睡了" }, { "source": "乖啦快睡了", "target": "晚安啦" }, { "source": "你不上跑男我都不认识你,你以为自己很红?", "target": "别人红不红管你屁事,有本事你也让别人知道你呀" }, { "source": "骑着扫把飞回来", "target": "必须的!" }, { "source": "有苦瓜的东西我都不吃!!!", "target": "还有上次说的冷掉的栗子我觉得也挺好吃~" }, { "source": "还有上次说的冷掉的栗子我觉得也挺好吃~", "target": "我们注定吃不到一块的," }, { "source": "鼬是真滴帅哦", "target": "火影里的男神" }, { "source": "火影里的男神", "target": "对呀而且人设是真的棒" }, { "source": "之前在汽车西站附近走路碰到一个阿姨拿着一台手机问我们要不要手机,我赶紧走开了,拿的应该就是偷来的手机然后转手就卖了,可怕", "target": "估计是骗子,卖模型机" }, { "source": "估计是骗子,卖模型机", "target": "朋友说街上很多这种人,偷了手机转手就卖,模型机看的出来的" }, { "source": "累心", "target": "新项目上了好好搞呀" }, { "source": "睡了一天了,都要霉了", "target": "要不要来找我吖?我去江汉路的" }, { "source": "请尽情安利我,安利别人!因为我也每天都在安利身边的人", "target": "哈哈必须的啊" }, { "source": "一凡现在走搞笑路线了", "target": "哈哈是呀" }, { "source": "不要替毛林林说好话,就是生气", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "等着我们去去喝", "target": "我酒量差,可以试试滴滴的酒量" }, { "source": "我酒量差,可以试试滴滴的酒量", "target": "不行,搞多了你陪他睡" }, { "source": "不行,搞多了你陪他睡", "target": "可以,这有啥" }, { "source": "深深晚安好梦最近忙搬家很忙很累很辛苦又很开心", "target": "大家都在搬家" }, { "source": "大家都在搬家", "target": "一个字累" }, { "source": "只能看到个绿衣服照片那几个帮我发个呗风叔叔", "target": "都能看见啊" }, { "source": "都能看见啊", "target": "爪机上只能看到一张绿短袖黑短裤黑鞋子的" }, { "source": "你真的成了口红控", "target": "看见貌美的东西,都想买回来…" }, { "source": "很想去现场哎,真的很喜欢这么有才华的鲁豫呢", "target": "我也好想去现场呀" }, { "source": "我也要吃榴莲", "target": "没得吃" }, { "source": "十一快乐喔~", "target": "你也" }, { "source": "你笑得甜蜜蜜~", "target": "等你高考滴时儿我也站的外面甜蜜蜜" }, { "source": "等你高考滴时儿我也站的外面甜蜜蜜", "target": "那我跟你一路甜蜜蜜啊" }, { "source": "天上的太阳就是冰箱的灯", "target": "有总比没有好" }, { "source": "深夜鸡汤一口闷!", "target": "论鸡汤还是最喜欢你的鸡汤!" }, { "source": "论鸡汤还是最喜欢你的鸡汤!", "target": "我的鸡汤老洗脑了" }, { "source": "你真的很讨厌走开", "target": "有肉不吃吗?" }, { "source": "有肉不吃吗?", "target": "她可是要报1500的汉子" }, { "source": "这车我看这白色的的士的车标是东风标致?", "target": "标致,不是东风标致" }, { "source": "啥时候长大", "target": "陪我长大" }, { "source": "大佬的腿,真的真的真的无敌了", "target": "同感加一~我望尘莫及~" }, { "source": "路见不平一声吼", "target": "该动手时就动手呀" }, { "source": "有时间多陪陪家人", "target": "可是我没时间!" }, { "source": "你们都是坏人", "target": "这是给你回家的动力帮你来" }, { "source": "这是给你回家的动力帮你来", "target": "你们先帮我尝尝味儿还正不。" }, { "source": "你们先帮我尝尝味儿还正不。", "target": "绝对正啊刚刚的" }, { "source": "这次你可以见他了,好久没见了吧?30上班,北京远,非常想去哎。", "target": "相信以后还有机会~" }, { "source": "相信以后还有机会~", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "吃你啊吃鲤鱼", "target": "一大早的…" }, { "source": "自私有遗传。哈哈。本身人都会多多少少的自私。", "target": "遗传的自私,人力就无法更改了。" }, { "source": "我有发买家秀美凡", "target": "不用怕不好意思的就问客服就好了没关系的客服也是超级可爱呢" }, { "source": "不用怕不好意思的就问客服就好了没关系的客服也是超级可爱呢", "target": "哈哈哈你是不是回错地方了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你是不是回错地方了", "target": "我的妈呀我回到哪里来了哦" }, { "source": "我的妈呀我回到哪里来了哦", "target": "哈哈哈哈笑死我啦" }, { "source": "我是摩羯", "target": "你有这个共鸣不?" }, { "source": "理清楚自己想要什么", "target": "已经有点不舒服了" }, { "source": "已经有点不舒服了", "target": "那就换一种" }, { "source": "何树伟!自动脑补声音和眼神", "target": "哈哈哈模仿一波" }, { "source": "你在南京?", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "逛半天买不到更折磨…", "target": "对。。。。" }, { "source": "你这智商就糖果萌萌消别挑剔了", "target": "明明是你一直在玩" }, { "source": "今天棕榈还能升么5280买么,什么时候出损失最小", "target": "5280???" }, { "source": "5280???", "target": "5280买的" }, { "source": "5280买的", "target": "5160有压力,难上" }, { "source": "表白我迪么么", "target": "美死了" }, { "source": "少我一科居然!!", "target": "哈哈哈吾好羡慕" }, { "source": "哈哈哈吾好羡慕", "target": "收皮啦恩恩!!" }, { "source": "好幸福", "target": "是啊。我终于有大夏的签名照了" }, { "source": "是啊。我终于有大夏的签名照了", "target": "我也想要" }, { "source": "有人在恨恨的说你居然跑去聚餐", "target": "不是聚餐,就是到成都吃了饭回学校!" }, { "source": "那该换电脑啦妞趁机缓缓神假期综合症了吧", "target": "我无可救药的败家了~~你呢,过年" }, { "source": "我无可救药的败家了~~你呢,过年", "target": "亲爱的必须败家啊这是挣钱的动力哇哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不容易啊,终于找到一个比你眼睛小的了。", "target": "其实她只是闭上眼睛的时候小" }, { "source": "其实她只是闭上眼睛的时候小", "target": "所以其实眼睛还是比你的大的咯?" }, { "source": "你吃过木有?", "target": "木有,我怎么会跑那么远嘛" }, { "source": "木有,我怎么会跑那么远嘛", "target": "我更跑得远正好等我来西安就给你带这个东西喜甜还是咸?吃不吃花椒?" }, { "source": "刚看到看电视呢没手机了有点不适应呵呵", "target": "今天还好吗" }, { "source": "今天还好吗", "target": "好了好了已经I'mOK.都搞定了谢谢你啊今天" }, { "source": "95年的老奶奶", "target": "94的小鲜肉哦" }, { "source": "94的小鲜肉哦", "target": "那你很棒棒哦" }, { "source": "蜗,你哭啥~~", "target": "你懂的" }, { "source": "你懂的", "target": ",有啥不好意思说啊,直说呗,想丽丽得了呗~~" }, { "source": ",有啥不好意思说啊,直说呗,想丽丽得了呗~~", "target": "我们老含蓄了" }, { "source": "众里寻他千百度,那人却在灯火阑珊处。", "target": "暮然回首" }, { "source": "400+散光,我也一样,生孩子带孩子还要养孩子的女人伤不起啊", "target": "完全同意!不停哈欠中!" }, { "source": "狗粮很香", "target": "一定没有辣条味" }, { "source": "等大家聚齐了我们二毛走起!", "target": "快快快啊真是饿饿死我了" }, { "source": "快快快啊真是饿饿死我了", "target": "好啦。也要等你回来啊!" }, { "source": "没钱买裤子穿了?", "target": "对呀。。" }, { "source": "米皮,肉夹馍,泡馍,水盆,臊子面,甑糕", "target": "基本都肯定要在线路图里面的" }, { "source": "基本都肯定要在线路图里面的", "target": "这就放心了,坐等" }, { "source": "这就放心了,坐等", "target": "争取年前吧" }, { "source": "安妮海瑟薇的新电影", "target": "对的呀" }, { "source": "哇……怎么可以吃蛋蛋,蛋蛋这么可爱的", "target": "那还有啥可以吃哒,山楂锅盔吗?" }, { "source": "哇粉红豹", "target": "最爱" }, { "source": "情人节,可可跟我一起过", "target": "陪你过完了" }, { "source": "陪你过完了", "target": "?你谁呢你" }, { "source": "?你谁呢你", "target": "你怎么不回我" }, { "source": "你怎么不回我", "target": "因为我睡着了" }, { "source": "肩膀宽的人老觉得穿毛衣显壮", "target": "不会啊" }, { "source": "去买松松", "target": "送我一个" }, { "source": "送我一个", "target": "你钱多自己买" }, { "source": "你钱多自己买", "target": "我穷" }, { "source": "关晓彤最丑", "target": "你美,你最美" }, { "source": "还可以拿压岁钱", "target": "是三,我还小" }, { "source": "是三,我还小", "target": "哎现在是想拿拿不到阿" }, { "source": "万一你下次考96呢", "target": "好下次我96你69完美!" }, { "source": "好下次我96你69完美!", "target": "那我打算把这差两分的运气留给你" }, { "source": "那我打算把这差两分的运气留给你", "target": "我有差一分的运气谁怕谁" }, { "source": "晚安蘑菇", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "你属龙的?你骗人!!装年轻!接下来是我的本命年,嘿嘿~", "target": "对啊,你77年的又遇到本命年啦!本命年快乐呀!" }, { "source": "看到帅锅没?!", "target": "收银的哈哈" }, { "source": "我回来啦佳音", "target": "约起来呀" }, { "source": "讲真,你到天涯上发帖,还不如玩免费的百度贴吧。很多人都在贴吧上玩。", "target": "百度贴吧比天涯没落更早" }, { "source": "我的天啊那个天空太美啦", "target": "真的很美,海水也清澈,下午浮潜好安逸,已经上瘾了" }, { "source": "带什么衣服比较好呀我明天去", "target": "薄外套。稍厚点外套。早晚温差大。" }, { "source": "淘口令也打不开了", "target": "页面找不到了" }, { "source": "很久没摸护手霜了手都干了", "target": "强推资生堂护手霜" }, { "source": "终于等来了这一天!老胡还有希望", "target": "看我头像!!!我的执念" }, { "source": "看我头像!!!我的执念", "target": "我也是执念了,小时候的执念了,再合作也行" }, { "source": "迷信瑶", "target": "宝宝只想中一次天上掉次馅饼" }, { "source": "宝宝只想中一次天上掉次馅饼", "target": "我也从来没中过" }, { "source": "郑渊洁不是恋童那个", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "照相终于不是一个姿势了哈", "target": "怎么说也是淘女郎了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "怎么说也是淘女郎了哈哈哈", "target": "赶明教教我" }, { "source": "啊哈要抓紧啦,隔壁陈家也想要泡芙当儿媳妇呢", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "难道那个电话是准备喊我来当灯泡?你不会这么无聊吧……回过来还在通话耶", "target": "我不会告诉你我们在你楼脚!!!" }, { "source": "我不会告诉你我们在你楼脚!!!", "target": "曾锅不是在上班班嘛?" }, { "source": "曾锅不是在上班班嘛?", "target": "我回来了还上撒子班喔" }, { "source": "你的果汁都被你喝完了还想分我不可能的这辈子都不可能的", "target": "第二杯可以给你呢嘛" }, { "source": "第二杯可以给你呢嘛", "target": "这还差不多" }, { "source": "短发的冰冰有点像鹿晗?", "target": "完全认同" }, { "source": "梦妹妹,一会儿睡觉咬了舌头,找你算账!", "target": "馋嘴是祥云哥的事,怎能赖菇凉" }, { "source": "馋嘴是祥云哥的事,怎能赖菇凉", "target": "经不住诱惑啊" }, { "source": "经不住诱惑啊", "target": "人要经得住各人诱惑才不致于死得惨" }, { "source": "人要经得住各人诱惑才不致于死得惨", "target": "陷阱就在身边,诱惑就在眼前" }, { "source": "骑大马", "target": "其实是背着…" }, { "source": "最后一张我扫过去像大姨妈来了", "target": "我大姨妈痛" }, { "source": "我大姨妈痛", "target": "我不痛、我早更了" }, { "source": "我也要去上班了,你们上学的要好好努力!", "target": "你真棒!" }, { "source": "同志你受苦了~", "target": "夜场泡汤咯~" }, { "source": "夜场泡汤咯~", "target": "啥?你还想夜场?而且还不邀请我?" }, { "source": "可以吗?明天试试,失恋怎么破?故作镇定吗?要告诉别人其实我内心很平静吗?", "target": "慢慢的时间会抹平的,承受就好" }, { "source": "虽然我也比较希望骑士夺冠,但是这样的球迷也是醉了啊。", "target": "被问候全家" }, { "source": "被问候全家", "target": "还不问候回去啊" }, { "source": "4我说我的你说你的", "target": "5.给自己积点德,骂一个和你半毛钱关系的人,要遭报应。" }, { "source": "往地上一躺就能游了哇~我还没游回家。。。", "target": "确实可以游出门了哈哈" }, { "source": "中午好", "target": "午好大头" }, { "source": "午好大头", "target": "在午睡" }, { "source": "十年前那么贵?你在哪里考的", "target": "还有后门费~你懂的。浙江……" }, { "source": "你咋那么漂亮", "target": "终于有一个好人了" }, { "source": "没一天的功夫你吃的还挺多!海蜊煎不是所有的都好吃。", "target": "我吃的是名气最大那个,一般般" }, { "source": "导,我终于把你们铁三角画好了,还有今早的画你看到了吗?", "target": "画的实在太棒了。" }, { "source": "最近更博怎么如此频繁", "target": "不能浪费这些照片。" }, { "source": "你好,男朋友了解一下", "target": "什么鬼哦" }, { "source": "什么鬼哦", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "早安啊", "target": "早,你起这么早啊" }, { "source": "早,你起这么早啊", "target": "嗯啊。起来就跟你问早了" }, { "source": "嗯啊。起来就跟你问早了", "target": "哈哈,谢谢,谢谢" }, { "source": "居然要毕业了,我好着急", "target": "时间过起来真的太快了" }, { "source": "我第一次从南京回来坐的就是卧铺代二等座", "target": "运力不足" }, { "source": "这么可爱的男孩子估计已经有男朋友了", "target": "我要女朋友" }, { "source": "我要女朋友", "target": "这么可爱还没有女朋友那就说明找不到了" }, { "source": "天天玩,你不累", "target": "续航能力超强" }, { "source": "我爱秋天,也爱春天。字很美好!", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "人这么多么,有木有去趵突泉和大明湖", "target": "今天下午一直在大明湖,趵突泉还没去……人太多了……" }, { "source": "今天下午一直在大明湖,趵突泉还没去……人太多了……", "target": "明天什么计划" }, { "source": "明天什么计划", "target": "园博园貌似是……" }, { "source": "你现在是做什么?", "target": "这个啊。你猜啊," }, { "source": "这个啊。你猜啊,", "target": "文员。" }, { "source": "又没洗头发", "target": "约吗" }, { "source": "约吗", "target": "你过来?" }, { "source": "绝对阳光大帅哥啊!白富美最爱!", "target": "没人爱是真滴哈" }, { "source": "广告少很多呀,还比某些需要翻墙的稳定,搜索质量又好。这就是必应!", "target": "那你用必应吗" }, { "source": "那你用必应吗", "target": "我可以表示无言以对嘛" }, { "source": "我可以表示无言以对嘛", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "说好的练车呢???", "target": "会的" }, { "source": "。。。。买牛筋糕给我", "target": "我回到家啦,而且我也没买到!!!!!!!!!!!!厂家放假了!没有本地做的牛筋糕...TT。。。" }, { "source": "我回到家啦,而且我也没买到!!!!!!!!!!!!厂家放假了!没有本地做的牛筋糕...TT。。。", "target": "。。。。。。。。。。。怎么这么快回来。。昨天去的?" }, { "source": "我天,你不知道,那个鸡翅的酱,一拿上来就有股刺鼻的氨水的味道…你敢想?我还吃了…简直", "target": "祝你开心你啥时候疯完赶紧给我寄快递啊" }, { "source": "祝你开心你啥时候疯完赶紧给我寄快递啊", "target": "…你为啥这么执着于快递,别个都是哎呀你回来的时候带回来就是了,到你这咋画风就变了" }, { "source": "…你为啥这么执着于快递,别个都是哎呀你回来的时候带回来就是了,到你这咋画风就变了", "target": "还有谁能回来你何时回!!我都准备好剪头发了!!" }, { "source": "还有谁能回来你何时回!!我都准备好剪头发了!!", "target": "你剪吧我也想剪" }, { "source": "空气好,这是我最喜欢的一点", "target": "总的来说环境还是不错的" }, { "source": "周末要见老公们么?那起码活蹦乱跳到周末", "target": "好快啊就是这周,我不确定工作安排" }, { "source": "好快啊就是这周,我不确定工作安排", "target": "再不买票你只能去现场买黄牛了" }, { "source": "我就想秀一下恩爱", "target": "单身狗也是狗,请不要虐狗。" }, { "source": "单身狗也是狗,请不要虐狗。", "target": "矮油…你也可以爬到你基友的床上去嘛" }, { "source": "矮油…你也可以爬到你基友的床上去嘛", "target": "好基友没在话说你们这么早就放假了?" }, { "source": "好基友没在话说你们这么早就放假了?", "target": "没呀我逃课来的" }, { "source": "没呀我逃课来的", "target": "好吧各种羡慕上班狗已经累瘫。" }, { "source": "热水器坏了?", "target": "看显示器什么都好的,就是没有热水,只有太阳能还在工作。对了,早上我又偷偷吃了一个你的爱行粽子,好好吃啊" }, { "source": "看显示器什么都好的,就是没有热水,只有太阳能还在工作。对了,早上我又偷偷吃了一个你的爱行粽子,好好吃啊", "target": "怎么是偷偷吃?" }, { "source": "放飞自我了吗?", "target": "飞不起来,困爆了" }, { "source": "虽然不是综艺节目,但是超想小鹿姐姐和跳跳龙的《动画梦工厂》!", "target": "动画梦工厂里放的动画片是最合我胃口的动画片!" }, { "source": "快乐大本营真真是越来越不好看了,希望可以根天天向上一样高端上档次点,不要就看你们玩游戏,一直玩到播完,真的很无聊,还不如天天向上好看呢。", "target": "郁闷天天向上好难看。个人喜欢吧。" }, { "source": "郁闷天天向上好难看。个人喜欢吧。", "target": "快来大本营好看吗" }, { "source": "快来大本营好看吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "那你看吧" }, { "source": "我这也挺蓝!", "target": "同一片蓝天能不蓝吗" }, { "source": "本来想安慰你一句看到下面的广告笑出声", "target": "我也觉得有点无奈" }, { "source": "今天去哪里玩了", "target": "哪有时间玩。" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "你也可爱" }, { "source": "你也可爱", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "赞我的每顿能多吃一个包子", "target": "减肥,干嘛让我多吃" }, { "source": "你啊?", "target": "我同傻任" }, { "source": "我同傻任", "target": "捂像喔!" }, { "source": "缠缠绵绵,你是风儿我是沙", "target": "哈哈就是就是你居然也想的起来" }, { "source": "哈哈就是就是你居然也想的起来", "target": "我有听的" }, { "source": "我有听的", "target": "哈哈哈真是怀旧我昨天偶尔听到" }, { "source": "你去那里干嘛", "target": "买点东西" }, { "source": "结婚才激动吧", "target": "没结过我也不太知道、" }, { "source": "我的男神,支持你薛之谦", "target": "确实太可爱了" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,那是一种什么感觉?", "target": "想好好带,特别想他们做好" }, { "source": "休假?", "target": "没啊,回去辞职!哈哈!" }, { "source": "没啊,回去辞职!哈哈!", "target": "找到新的了?" }, { "source": "找到新的了?", "target": "没啊,去支教…哈哈。" }, { "source": "没啊,去支教…哈哈。", "target": "有志气" }, { "source": "你这是在工作,还是在学校啊,要写作文", "target": "我觉得学校老师指不定还没我写的多简直是,天天整些事儿来" }, { "source": "我觉得学校老师指不定还没我写的多简直是,天天整些事儿来", "target": "表示同情啊~写有钱拿吗" }, { "source": "在下馆子木有时间看", "target": "吃货" }, { "source": "吃饭去了,还在么", "target": "不在了,就一下下" }, { "source": "回复你的以前都没出现过的表情", "target": "啥意思," }, { "source": "啥意思,", "target": "理解能力真差" }, { "source": "你今天不出现哼", "target": "嘻嘻~~嘻嘻" }, { "source": "嘻嘻~~嘻嘻", "target": "你是要多健身" }, { "source": "你是要多健身", "target": "是啊~好身材!!" }, { "source": "是啊~好身材!!", "target": "你赶紧在我去韩国前见面" }, { "source": "你赶紧在我去韩国前见面", "target": "赶紧走~" }, { "source": "失眠,是枕头之上无尽的流浪。", "target": "你文艺的我想天天失眠了" }, { "source": "我觉得我堕落了,有些时候不合时宜的话都不敢说了", "target": "噗。。。。我还保持着恶趣味" }, { "source": "噗。。。。我还保持着恶趣味", "target": "哎,我是怯懦了,懦弱了。。。" }, { "source": "哎,我是怯懦了,懦弱了。。。", "target": "没关系,。。。只是一种态度" }, { "source": "现在91网址我都找不见了,还有没,给我个,", "target": "那现在就是实际行动,不过偶尔也可以看看," }, { "source": "我就看见牛油果了", "target": "不好吃阿吃的时候一直默默告诉自己有营养有营养有营养…" }, { "source": "因为打雷凌晨2点睡的", "target": "啊是在两点前打得雷吗那我耳朵是聋了吗。。。" }, { "source": "我只想说一个字~~~", "target": "啥。。。" }, { "source": "啥。。。", "target": "我去!" }, { "source": "我也挺喜欢凤九的,但是她伤害了我喜欢的人", "target": "但是如果卷土重来我也绝不放过" }, { "source": "我要周末才能玩手机。。。。。。。", "target": "晕..莫非你现在高三?" }, { "source": "晕..莫非你现在高三?", "target": "话说你是工作橙不?" }, { "source": "眼熟我!!谢谢", "target": "眼熟你了" }, { "source": "真是不明白了人家的事管你们屁事啊一个个关心的跟自己家里人一样不对、家里人也没见的你们这么关心过笑死", "target": "哈哈哈,这逻辑很棒,不知道出自哪个学院的高材生。,佩服!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,这逻辑很棒,不知道出自哪个学院的高材生。,佩服!", "target": "呵跟你这种没有逻辑的人说话真的没劲佩服就自己一边儿佩服去吧我懒得跟你撕了没意思" }, { "source": "你睡觉也带耳塞?", "target": "有时候,戴上听不到什么声音了就很容易入眠。" }, { "source": "今晚我这里也有风希望带走我的思念给你明天生日又长大一岁", "target": "提前祝你生日快乐" }, { "source": "梦见长胖了", "target": "那可真错啦" }, { "source": "臭不要脸", "target": "我要这大脸有何用!" }, { "source": "整个人都好空虚又无聊决定开始夜跑明天九点准时来小问号这里打卡!!!!", "target": "加油哦,坚持" }, { "source": "接下班这种很幸福啊", "target": "对啊我俩是真爱" }, { "source": "暖心", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "同丧同丧", "target": "马上一同时来运转" }, { "source": "马上一同时来运转", "target": "这个很可以,祝我们一同时来运转" }, { "source": "我保佑你", "target": "555,太感动了,刚刚好赶得上,现在刚上车" }, { "source": "555,太感动了,刚刚好赶得上,现在刚上车", "target": "都话有我保佑噶啦" }, { "source": "都话有我保佑噶啦", "target": "亲,你太好了" }, { "source": "亲,你太好了", "target": "废话,你不看看我是谁" }, { "source": "加油,愿你早日如愿以偿。", "target": "好嘞,也祝你的梦想早日实现" }, { "source": "刚表演结束,等我啊,十一点前", "target": "你表演什么,大变活人?" }, { "source": "你表演什么,大变活人?", "target": "大人的世界你不懂" }, { "source": "老西在偷懒?", "target": "笨暖老师这节没课" }, { "source": "要不要一起", "target": "一起一起给我备好薯片谢谢" }, { "source": "一起一起给我备好薯片谢谢", "target": "我不吃薯片了" }, { "source": "我不吃薯片了", "target": "我吃,我没说给你吃" }, { "source": "我吃,我没说给你吃", "target": "那我买好小龙虾找阿黄看" }, { "source": "我也觉得好亲切!脑子里就自动回响起了我奶奶的声音", "target": "奶奶是我们这边人嘛?" }, { "source": "奶奶是我们这边人嘛?", "target": "奶奶是兴化的,爷爷是高邮的,哈哈不知道说了村名猴妹会不会听说过" }, { "source": "每周回家啊,", "target": "没没没,这周才偷偷跑回家哦!春游好棒~~哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "没没没,这周才偷偷跑回家哦!春游好棒~~哈哈哈。", "target": "好吧哈哈" }, { "source": "好吧哈哈", "target": "你有没有常常回家哈。" }, { "source": "你有没有常常回家哈。", "target": "上学期经常,这学期不会了" }, { "source": "上学期经常,这学期不会了", "target": "反正挺近的哦。" }, { "source": "反正挺近的哦。", "target": "是啊睡觉啦" }, { "source": "是啊睡觉啦", "target": "安~~~" }, { "source": "所以你是把q哥扔楼上了自己下楼遛小铁锤了么", "target": "小铁锤是我们楼下邻居在养哈哈哈" }, { "source": "小铁锤是我们楼下邻居在养哈哈哈", "target": "好吧我看你的照片的拍摄角度以为是你在遛小铁锤" }, { "source": "给你一个爱的抱抱", "target": "这还差不多" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢啊!!!" }, { "source": "倒吸一口凉气", "target": "我也!!!" }, { "source": "难道交罚款不是因为你没有按照交通规定才被罚的吗", "target": "对呀所以不开心呀" }, { "source": "对呀所以不开心呀", "target": "??不懂,自己的范的错被交罚款了要被安慰。这个逻辑我有点绕不过来" }, { "source": "一笑而过", "target": "你笑了吗?可是我哭了" }, { "source": "你笑了吗?可是我哭了", "target": "我不会哭的" }, { "source": "我不会哭的", "target": "好事,不哭很好啊" }, { "source": "好事,不哭很好啊", "target": "因为我坚强" }, { "source": "因为我坚强", "target": "软弱的是我,懦夫嘛,我知道" }, { "source": "软弱的是我,懦夫嘛,我知道", "target": "我知道你很坚强的。上帝关闭了这一扇窗,肯定会给你打开一道门的" }, { "source": "我知道你很坚强的。上帝关闭了这一扇窗,肯定会给你打开一道门的", "target": "上帝知道我很懒,不会帮我关窗的,而且我不信上帝的,他做事没有效率!!!" }, { "source": "我想知道你多大进的圈", "target": "你的关注点永远都是那么另类,拖出去斩了" }, { "source": "小时候总是纳闷,明明写的麦尔丹,怎么叫蒙丹呢", "target": "是啊我一直分不清" }, { "source": "睡不好?", "target": "不是我们说话对面都能听见。。" }, { "source": "不是我们说话对面都能听见。。", "target": "我晕…这效果也,也太匪夷所思了吧。" }, { "source": "才四年痒啥痒,在等三年吧", "target": "已经痒得不行了!" }, { "source": "已经痒得不行了!", "target": "挠两下,忍住" }, { "source": "挠两下,忍住", "target": "太痒了,挠不掉啊!" }, { "source": "太痒了,挠不掉啊!", "target": "你好讨厌。。。现在是不是已经不回幸福里了啊,感觉很久没看到过你了" }, { "source": "啊···我没收到短信啊~", "target": "你看看啊你两个号码我都发了囧" }, { "source": "每个人的发型更美丽", "target": "啊?" }, { "source": "我明天生日我在国外他会记得吗", "target": "提前祝你生日快乐咯" }, { "source": "提前祝你生日快乐咯", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我把之前收集星周刊封面拿出来看看她以前的照片再看看现在的暴击", "target": "快别说了,她以前的照片更加画风清奇" }, { "source": "快别说了,她以前的照片更加画风清奇", "target": "她是用美图秀秀还不如不用的歌手" }, { "source": "怎么跑去旅游了", "target": "散心啊!" }, { "source": "散心啊!", "target": "一个人吗" }, { "source": "一个人吗", "target": "对啊,厉害吧" }, { "source": "又不休息是嘛,", "target": "呸呸呸不会不会" }, { "source": "那个女生好幸运", "target": "听别人说。那女孩子是谁谁女儿。是吗?" }, { "source": "我是爱你的啊二狗子,再也找不到你这么贴心的狗子了", "target": "哼,我不信" }, { "source": "生活很美好", "target": "是滴我也觉得" }, { "source": "蚂蚁~", "target": "醒目喔" }, { "source": "醒目喔", "target": "当然~" }, { "source": "这套照片一张一张保存到手机里有点心累啊", "target": "还真是" }, { "source": "还有,三号男神没事多陪陪我的小男神!", "target": "为毛叫我三号男神" }, { "source": "为毛叫我三号男神", "target": "是三岁男神吧" }, { "source": "老奚亲爱的妳很棒!!站起来的姿态很美爱妳抱紧", "target": "你们都是最棒的" }, { "source": "你又瘦了…", "target": "说的像咱很久没见了一样" }, { "source": "真不能再胖了,上大学太吓人", "target": "头发的原因其实没那么胖" }, { "source": "头发的原因其实没那么胖", "target": "我,胖了……" }, { "source": "我往新疆寄了三张一张没收到,别人寄给我的倒是收到了。", "target": "别人寄的一张都没收到还带着信封呢" }, { "source": "别人寄的一张都没收到还带着信封呢", "target": "我收到的那个也没有信封啊,完好无损的。怪事。" }, { "source": "你种睫毛了?", "target": "种的超级长" }, { "source": "你在天津呆多久", "target": "今天回来啊怎么啦。想我啦" }, { "source": "今天回来啊怎么啦。想我啦", "target": "想惨了。都不理我了。" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "蓉儿会保护我" }, { "source": "头发是干嘛", "target": "掉的" }, { "source": "小机灵鬼们新年快乐", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "所以你的眼睛近视应该不是看电视造成的吧,我五年级近视是因为暑假经常看一整天电视宅在家不出来", "target": "我是初高中搞竞赛弄的,高一暑假一整个暑假看了A4的大开本生物书有半米高,换了高考20分加分,呵呵" }, { "source": "求带", "target": "某个周末去吧,现在人实在太多了,再说你们那里离洛阳好近的说。" }, { "source": "某个周末去吧,现在人实在太多了,再说你们那里离洛阳好近的说。", "target": "嗯~要避开假期~其实也挺远的" }, { "source": "嗯~要避开假期~其实也挺远的", "target": "火车5小时,动车的话貌似俩小时,我们有同学就去西安玩了这几天。" }, { "source": "火车5小时,动车的话貌似俩小时,我们有同学就去西安玩了这几天。", "target": "那你来西安,带你去真爱范特西~唱通宵~" }, { "source": "造谣一张嘴,子虚乌有的事儿,我们不认", "target": "子虚乌有别造谣了" }, { "source": "男票看到会吃醋系列一", "target": "我也希望能有个会吃醋的男票,可惜…你选的很别致哟,已落座我家电视柜" }, { "source": "我也希望能有个会吃醋的男票,可惜…你选的很别致哟,已落座我家电视柜", "target": "他的兄弟姐妹会慢慢出现团聚" }, { "source": "他的兄弟姐妹会慢慢出现团聚", "target": "兄弟姐妹?!" }, { "source": "还不睡", "target": "失眠了" }, { "source": "失眠了", "target": "一起失眠,猝死的路上我陪你" }, { "source": "香奈儿全新的418还在途中240血亏,换钱……求楼主不删", "target": "还有吗" }, { "source": "软妹子的意思吗", "target": "很多意思~" }, { "source": "这件衣服确实不好看,你适合穿亮色的,修身的。", "target": "穿着很舒服" }, { "source": "老大,要不要带家伙", "target": "没事,摆平了" }, { "source": "上官,我给你道歉了哈不要问原因反正就是我冤枉你", "target": "好没事" }, { "source": "静悄悄的干坏事", "target": "静悄悄的" }, { "source": "哥们儿,狮子王-《今夜爱无限》别忘了啊!", "target": "那是压轴的" }, { "source": "今个暑假先开始学者~", "target": "我上年开始拉" }, { "source": "我上年开始拉", "target": "刚刚先长途?" }, { "source": "你没有童年了,为看该剧我作业都拖到很晚才写。", "target": "我好像真的一点儿都没看过。。。可是。。可是这不科学啊!" }, { "source": "小年快过了大年也快来了", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "黑凤梨", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "为啥不等我", "target": "你是雪吗" }, { "source": "做啥梦了", "target": "做老多了,一个故事接着一个故事" }, { "source": "做老多了,一个故事接着一个故事", "target": "有没有我" }, { "source": "如此美貌的小龙虾先来一盆", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈好嘞~能吃辣不" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈好嘞~能吃辣不", "target": "要超辣的" }, { "source": "要超辣的", "target": "无敌又麻又辣旋风口味的哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "想帮你P照片原图尽管发给我", "target": "哈哈没有原图实验室的相机删了" }, { "source": "傻孩子,你可以去拦火车呀,站在铁轨上挡住它不就行啦", "target": "这个可以!拦火车,死了也没人会觉得他可怜。" }, { "source": "好久没去这家焖锅了", "target": "哈哈我来替你吃" }, { "source": "哈哈我来替你吃", "target": "太难吃" }, { "source": "太难吃", "target": "走开" }, { "source": "同桌,本周要交笔记的哟", "target": "拖延症要拖到过年了~" }, { "source": "妮妮哥哥看你来了", "target": "我看到哥哥了,妮妮很开森" }, { "source": "我们家猫会打我脸", "target": "谁说的!老板给你带了云南米线,甜不辣!" }, { "source": "大惊小怪天天都在开", "target": "老来望B空流泪" }, { "source": "老来望B空流泪", "target": "我懂会节制的" }, { "source": "我懂会节制的", "target": "聊点有营养的好不" }, { "source": "瓦厉害吧", "target": "这不是在坑二叔么" }, { "source": "这不是在坑二叔么", "target": "瓦不坑二叔坑谁啊" }, { "source": "瓦不坑二叔坑谁啊", "target": "别坑我就好" }, { "source": "别坑我就好", "target": "等我高兴了就坑你玩玩" }, { "source": "毛笔好像还能晕开来,圆珠笔不行", "target": "所以特别佩服圆珠笔能画出阴影的人" }, { "source": "所以特别佩服圆珠笔能画出阴影的人", "target": "我要是能用铅笔看图照画出什么卡通人物就已经心满意足了" }, { "source": "我要是能用铅笔看图照画出什么卡通人物就已经心满意足了", "target": "可以画画简笔画" }, { "source": "可以画画简笔画", "target": "我慢慢来,从画画大头娃娃开始" }, { "source": "我慢慢来,从画画大头娃娃开始", "target": "从火柴人开始" }, { "source": "从火柴人开始", "target": "火柴人?" }, { "source": "火柴人?", "target": "就是一个圆○其他都是直线" }, { "source": "可以找个暖男。暖心就不冷了", "target": "暖手宝" }, { "source": "神tm上街揣块砖", "target": "第一反应……还以为又流行起板砖呢……" }, { "source": "我也没手机,被偷一周了,预备五一打折再买新机,等待简直太漫长", "target": "我也是被偷了…明明没有几天,可是感觉每一天都好难过好难熬!" }, { "source": "我刚入圈也关注了几个毒大妈这是大家的必经之路吗", "target": "或许吧哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "超喜欢少个人一起去", "target": "我也想去" }, { "source": "大哥回去了?", "target": "嗯呢嘿嘿昨天刚回来的" }, { "source": "嗯呢嘿嘿昨天刚回来的", "target": "OK可以约起来" }, { "source": "OK可以约起来", "target": "你啥时候回来的" }, { "source": "你啥时候回来的", "target": "还没回去后天吧" }, { "source": "多谢夸奖,你知道是逗你的就好", "target": "下回还有机会来带我一圈?" }, { "source": "下回还有机会来带我一圈?", "target": "别来了,太远了" }, { "source": "生快,一直18岁!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "怎么可以天天次糖", "target": "最近小店老板进了棒棒糖啊话梅糖才有天天次" }, { "source": "最近小店老板进了棒棒糖啊话梅糖才有天天次", "target": "我好久没次过糖了" }, { "source": "我好久没次过糖了", "target": "暑假的时候次啦" }, { "source": "暑假的时候次啦", "target": "暑假次的还是你给的,次了一个" }, { "source": "暑假次的还是你给的,次了一个", "target": "也是有好久没次糖噢" }, { "source": "也是有好久没次糖噢", "target": "那不也好久啦,一个月噢?" }, { "source": "那不也好久啦,一个月噢?", "target": "我讲的就是好久没次啊" }, { "source": "哈尔滨在呼唤我们", "target": "去潮州的人没资格说话" }, { "source": "去潮州的人没资格说话", "target": "无手信" }, { "source": "无手信", "target": "糖葱饼,快递回来就好" }, { "source": "糖葱饼,快递回来就好", "target": "糖葱饼是啥?" }, { "source": "糖葱饼是啥?", "target": "杰哥识的,特产哇" }, { "source": "越来越会装淑女了", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "只想说电脑牙刷怎么用", "target": "电动……刷里面的牙齿,壁碰到其他牙齿,咔咔响" }, { "source": "安逸,去好久呢", "target": "一周" }, { "source": "一周", "target": "热不" }, { "source": "热不", "target": "还好!" }, { "source": "还好!", "target": "我还说你呆得久我们说不定还能在京城小聚呢!我要去参加婚礼!" }, { "source": "眉毛不错", "target": "画的正常的时候才敢把刘海带上去" }, { "source": "你怎么不起来给沈总坐", "target": "他坐累了啊,坚持站着" }, { "source": "你好闲呀秒回啥时候回家", "target": "上学呐,你回家?" }, { "source": "上学呐,你回家?", "target": "我每天都在黄口" }, { "source": "我每天都在黄口", "target": "不是说要出去吗" }, { "source": "不是说要出去吗", "target": "年纪大了家里不让" }, { "source": "年纪大了家里不让", "target": "待嫁闺中吗" }, { "source": "待嫁闺中吗", "target": "上班在街上" }, { "source": "好多猫呀", "target": "有流浪猫咖啡店的宠物店的朋友家的" }, { "source": "口红给我吧,翟老头", "target": "打捞" }, { "source": "做人要弹档档(坦荡荡)", "target": "啊!多么痛的领悟" }, { "source": "逛这些街道和商店是不是要戴礼帽、穿燕尾服啊?哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈~~不用,但很多这些人逛。" }, { "source": "多么有爱的祁厅长", "target": "单就爱情而言,祁同伟真爱高小琴。" }, { "source": "我和少年一样,看梅是梅", "target": "好生羡慕" }, { "source": "冬天毛茸茸真的很可爱", "target": "抓紧再毛茸茸几年!" }, { "source": "早安今天没有梦到公演梦到上了一晚上舞蹈课", "target": "早安哟" }, { "source": "小霞。我的狮子头。", "target": "好吧~很带感。" }, { "source": "好吧~很带感。", "target": "现在不是这样的了" }, { "source": "现在不是这样的了", "target": "哈哈,现在是怎样的?" }, { "source": "哈哈,现在是怎样的?", "target": "没有那么蓬" }, { "source": "最近没运动吧", "target": "你锻炼了瘦了?" }, { "source": "能用金钱谈成的事,你却选择了武力,情商啊!", "target": "和情商无关,单纯的不识数" }, { "source": "求真相", "target": "真相就是好悲剧" }, { "source": "真相就是好悲剧", "target": "求详细真相" }, { "source": "闹半天是个导游啊", "target": "怎么,貌似你很失望?" }, { "source": "怎么,貌似你很失望?", "target": "没啊多好啊以后跟团玩跟你混专门蹭你团" }, { "source": "没啊多好啊以后跟团玩跟你混专门蹭你团", "target": "欢迎!" }, { "source": "欢迎!", "target": "额这么痛快" }, { "source": "额这么痛快", "target": "那当然了!" }, { "source": "那当然了!", "target": "嗯嗯看在你这么好的份上我就给你个面子嘎嘎" }, { "source": "我现在人在深圳龙华了", "target": "我都回到学校了" }, { "source": "做入园体检去了是吗", "target": "发烧看病去了" }, { "source": "怪说不得今天早上起床买早餐的时候看到你背个包包出校门了也~~学浩茹哦", "target": "那个学他喔哈哈" }, { "source": "那个学他喔哈哈", "target": "不要害羞嘛" }, { "source": "最后奉劝一句话-人类是你最好的朋友-不要到处乱咬-安安静静做一条吧-", "target": "一条好,乖" }, { "source": "一条好,乖", "target": "你在说谁?" }, { "source": "很想听你们最近很丧很丧的故事", "target": "要开学。害怕新环境" }, { "source": "我觉得奶球比她长得好看诶,审美不同吧。", "target": "奶球猪腰子脸,照样可爱啊,尤其她的个性太可爱了。" }, { "source": "奶球猪腰子脸,照样可爱啊,尤其她的个性太可爱了。", "target": "什么是猪腰子脸啊?奶球眼睛真的是很美诶,个性也好。" }, { "source": "谁这么幸福", "target": "还没有人,没人愿意" }, { "source": "豪的早餐啥是德式香肠", "target": "别这样就是香肠的一种哇,超市应该有卖的" }, { "source": "别这样就是香肠的一种哇,超市应该有卖的", "target": "我的早餐只有三角饼" }, { "source": "我的早餐只有三角饼", "target": "我周一到周五也是……不过我都是吃油条这是我对我矿最不满的地方" }, { "source": "你为什么前一天对我那么好后一天却要跟我分手", "target": "不爱了就是不爱了" }, { "source": "你又咋对不起我了说来听听", "target": "发现了一个跟你有夫妻相的人" }, { "source": "一张网红肉嘟嘟的脸...你还当自己超模呢?", "target": "你瘦?" }, { "source": "蹲在厕所看爱格问28新的爱格在哪里俺想看", "target": "唉超有画面感!那时候考完试家长来寝室里接,我们都不敢去柜子那边拿爱格" }, { "source": "唉超有画面感!那时候考完试家长来寝室里接,我们都不敢去柜子那边拿爱格", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是的呀俏默默藏起来!!!" }, { "source": "我想要5s亲", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "没问题", "target": "那祝你成功" }, { "source": "瓶子很标致", "target": "就是塑料瓶子" }, { "source": "哎呀我看你醒鼻也觉得超可爱", "target": "不是醒是擤" }, { "source": "不是醒是擤", "target": "我没文化看不懂就醒鼻!" }, { "source": "我没文化看不懂就醒鼻!", "target": "好的您说了算" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "三q思密达" }, { "source": "三q思密达", "target": "你不是比我小吗??怎么生日在我前面了。。。。" }, { "source": "扣你今年是收了多少", "target": "老方还没给" }, { "source": "老方还没给", "target": "让老方直接交卡吧" }, { "source": "有气质。", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "这个点还没睡?" }, { "source": "来给我煮面!", "target": "太远了去不起!" }, { "source": "太远了去不起!", "target": "不远好不好!好想去武汉" }, { "source": "发烧啊小龙女", "target": "系呀姑姑" }, { "source": "系呀姑姑", "target": "阴公咯" }, { "source": "好长时间没看见你嘞", "target": "想我了吧" }, { "source": "想我了吧", "target": "老想了呢" }, { "source": "老想了呢", "target": "哈哈,快见到我了。等着哦" }, { "source": "这么晚了,还泡妞,该回家了", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "似曾相识,也听一位仙女17年在我的朋友圈说过同样的话。", "target": "我……17年初……好像……额……也说过" }, { "source": "走起,啥时候出去喝两盅~~~(等你胃好了。。。)", "target": "你是甜姐?才知道呢……哈哈,喝起!!!" }, { "source": "你是甜姐?才知道呢……哈哈,喝起!!!", "target": "汗。。。你不知道我是谁怎么关注的我啊。。。" }, { "source": "我只希望我变瘦", "target": "我给你点了赞你加油" }, { "source": "子弹不够了也是一个重要的", "target": "苏联坦克那么多,怎么会怕子弹不够?" }, { "source": "100多年一次被我遇到了,还是我生日那天", "target": "先祝你生日快乐,然后今天要小心被外星人带走" }, { "source": "五一小短假快乐~", "target": "早安啦" }, { "source": "你是皮在痒?", "target": "现在是姐姐公开欺负我!!!" }, { "source": "现在是姐姐公开欺负我!!!", "target": "我疼你都来不及了,那里有欺负你…" }, { "source": "我疼你都来不及了,那里有欺负你…", "target": "真的吗?" }, { "source": "真的吗?", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "要送我嘛?", "target": "预定预定,这做买卖的亏了谁还做呢" }, { "source": "预定预定,这做买卖的亏了谁还做呢", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "都在猜有什么大事发生", "target": "伤不起" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈谢谢~" }, { "source": "去内场感受一下男神的呼吸", "target": "凑了一年的钱" }, { "source": "凑了一年的钱", "target": "内场要多少??" }, { "source": "内场要多少??", "target": "我买的黄牛两千多吧主要不知道是在内场哪里呀" }, { "source": "我买的黄牛两千多吧主要不知道是在内场哪里呀", "target": "你是嘉兴那场是吧" }, { "source": "车来车往的桥上抢下来的命现在是我们家小魔王这是我第一次见他", "target": "双眼皮耶" }, { "source": "双眼皮耶", "target": "哈哈哈哈对的双眼皮" }, { "source": "我有广角可以拉大长腿!", "target": "好评如潮!!请让我看更多的大!长!腿!" }, { "source": "好评如潮!!请让我看更多的大!长!腿!", "target": "我更倾向于拍大长腿23333" }, { "source": "只有我一直在看手吗", "target": "只有你…………" }, { "source": "我能说我去年在优衣库买的酒红色v领针织也是疯狂起球吗!穿一次好像我穿了一个冬天然后今年就赶在冷下来之前去织了一件同版型的羊绒款旧的今年还打算穿毕竟大胸能显小显瘦的衣服不多了!!!", "target": "同求~" }, { "source": "同求~", "target": "去年173600今年货号应该改了不过今年U系列有一款V领也是这样的款!成分要更好的样子!" }, { "source": "有什么要注意的没,我也在考科三,我都一年了报名,伤不起", "target": "细节,细节很重要" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊你怎么这么甜呀爱死你了", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "卖哈密瓜的你身材好的呀!看完了!", "target": "叫师父!" }, { "source": "叫师父!", "target": "切,你就一个卖瓜的!" }, { "source": "萌厨子,我有悄悄话跟你讲", "target": "睡觉了。" }, { "source": "亲爱的,少吃垃圾食品…", "target": "嘻嘻偶尔啦。。" }, { "source": "嘻嘻偶尔啦。。", "target": "我还说你呢,今天被大雨困在了万象城,同样用麦当劳填饱了肚子…" }, { "source": "我还说你呢,今天被大雨困在了万象城,同样用麦当劳填饱了肚子…", "target": "我们同事吃饭又KTV不知道什么时候呐" }, { "source": "啊?Z140都绿完啦?", "target": "绿的挺快的" }, { "source": "今天很棒!话不多说看这长腿", "target": "佩服" }, { "source": "生快哦!!", "target": "谢谢祝福~" }, { "source": "你买了喜欢的那条裙子", "target": "被你一眼看穿哈哈喜欢" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊你要自己照顾好你自己", "target": "我爱你呀" }, { "source": "我就叫你看看定位", "target": "抬下脚扫橘子皮" }, { "source": "抬下脚扫橘子皮", "target": "你站在这里不要走动我去把你薛老公叫来" }, { "source": "真羡慕你们分过手的人", "target": "谈了三年本来想着结婚,发现我没法跟他生活一辈子,分手了,但是没有很心痛是什么鬼" }, { "source": "国产车越来越棒", "target": "是啊功能还特多呢~!" }, { "source": "紫色呼应的相当好看", "target": "超爱紫色" }, { "source": "对的,努力的人不一定很成功,但成功的人一定很努力!期待你们的合作,因为你们都是为热爱的戏剧,可以倾尽身心的人!", "target": "夜深人静的时候。是看剧本的时候!" }, { "source": "想我就请我吃饭吧", "target": "你来吧" }, { "source": "身体是本啊!", "target": "只有在生病的时候才能记起这句话。" }, { "source": "只有在生病的时候才能记起这句话。", "target": "多注意休息,从平时就开始勒。" }, { "source": "生日快乐!呐,你要的男朋友", "target": "快送来" }, { "source": "快送来", "target": "我啊" }, { "source": "我啊", "target": "快到我碗里来" }, { "source": "快到我碗里来", "target": "把碗拿过来" }, { "source": "我来诸暨半点堵都没有,其实你可以跑过去的", "target": "等我跑到在跑回来可能就是运动会了" }, { "source": "等我跑到在跑回来可能就是运动会了", "target": "到时候见啊," }, { "source": "到时候见啊,", "target": "那还是不见得好" }, { "source": "谁让人家可爱呢", "target": "嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻~可爱又可怜~" }, { "source": "太原啊太原欢迎你再来太原变化一定很大", "target": "太原欢迎你" }, { "source": "大哥加油,我们一直都在的~", "target": "どうも、やろうども!" }, { "source": "亲情无价!", "target": "爱心永恒。" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "支持!" }, { "source": "后天就想去初代再吃大福约吗?", "target": "才看见。。。貌似错过时间了" }, { "source": "才看见。。。貌似错过时间了", "target": "我昨天去了还是没有大福" }, { "source": "我昨天去了还是没有大福", "target": "买的太好了吧" }, { "source": "五月天吗", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "不喜不悲是最好的生活状态吗", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "捡肥皂~~~", "target": "捡肥皂的时间都没有!" }, { "source": "捡肥皂的时间都没有!", "target": "时间一长就习惯啦" }, { "source": "时间一长就习惯啦", "target": "希望可以啦~" }, { "source": "可以不给手机带套,手感好", "target": "不行,摔一下好几千没了" }, { "source": "不行,摔一下好几千没了", "target": "你不能小心点" }, { "source": "新的一周,这里新的太阳比以前更晒了........", "target": "是说国内更热了吗?" }, { "source": "就一个前任,舍不得她死怎么办?", "target": "阅历不够啊小哥哥" }, { "source": "亲爱的这衣服怎么到处都有TAT", "target": "在哪看到呀" }, { "source": "在哪看到呀", "target": "我这边好多。" }, { "source": "我这边好多。", "target": "不是吧" }, { "source": "不是吧", "target": "真心的。。" }, { "source": "葱叶子不吃吧", "target": "其实我也很想问这个问题,然后去买菜的时候问卖家说可以吃可以不吃,但是好奇真正的北方的到底是吃不吃" }, { "source": "其实我也很想问这个问题,然后去买菜的时候问卖家说可以吃可以不吃,但是好奇真正的北方的到底是吃不吃", "target": "吃的,我哥最喜欢吃的就是葱叶撕开,卷住馒头,馒头里夹酱,开吃" }, { "source": "喜欢就买,不行就分,多喝点水,重启试试!四句名言送你了身体不好就多喝点水", "target": "四句万能用语,已受教" }, { "source": "说出你的故事", "target": "不要搞事情啊" }, { "source": "大姨丈可能要来了思密达", "target": "是来打一仗你" }, { "source": "是来打一仗你", "target": "当年你的安踏是等了一个月也是好还压抑" }, { "source": "当年你的安踏是等了一个月也是好还压抑", "target": "是要提一下当年的痛" }, { "source": "是要提一下当年的痛", "target": "完全时不时提醒下你,快递是会呼吸的痛" }, { "source": "完全时不时提醒下你,快递是会呼吸的痛", "target": "不是很接的下去今天没什么文采今天" }, { "source": "不是很接的下去今天没什么文采今天", "target": "是文采帝也有对不上的时候" }, { "source": "你起身之后去坐!我不是", "target": "难道你躺着" }, { "source": "难道你躺着", "target": "我是干体力啊" }, { "source": "我是干体力啊", "target": "真累" }, { "source": "富强多了5个,爱国和敬业多了3个,有没有可以互换的或者需要的", "target": "换一个富强" }, { "source": "这期有没有半裙或者新裤子!", "target": "有加绒牛仔裤" }, { "source": "明天要上节目鸟。", "target": "。。啊哦要怎样才能看到!!" }, { "source": "。。啊哦要怎样才能看到!!", "target": "来洛阳。" }, { "source": "太阳好大都不想粗去打球", "target": "妹妹在家休息好!太阳好大,晒黑不好看哦过两三天来探你" }, { "source": "妹妹在家休息好!太阳好大,晒黑不好看哦过两三天来探你", "target": "好的好的,是啊黑了就不好看了,所以赶紧美肤" }, { "source": "好的好的,是啊黑了就不好看了,所以赶紧美肤", "target": "好的!美肤才漂亮" }, { "source": "好的!美肤才漂亮", "target": "嗯呐嗯呐,刚洗完澡" }, { "source": "曼城不错啊反正我是曼城咯", "target": "你好,你现在还在曼城吗?" }, { "source": "借点好运吧政审被银行卡着,还不知道怎么办的路过", "target": "为什么卡着你啊" }, { "source": "为什么卡着你啊", "target": "不配合,说我不是银行的人,没有义务配合~" }, { "source": "我准备肥家啦!!!!", "target": "车难搭。" }, { "source": "车难搭。", "target": "我选择多小3就难讲噜,距搞到自己好似去爬山紧" }, { "source": "我选择多小3就难讲噜,距搞到自己好似去爬山紧", "target": "现在我好淡定的啊!爹地妈咪来学校车我。。。" }, { "source": "春游赏花,是一处非常具有特色的地方哦……", "target": "回头约一个" }, { "source": "我带上耳机假装没听见", "target": "你们是不是都听见了" }, { "source": "你们是不是都听见了", "target": "而且也不是十万八万的,大家都不愿为了9.5回头" }, { "source": "哪个公司这么好?还有早餐哪?", "target": "建行实习时候。。在木樨园支行有。。" }, { "source": "建行实习时候。。在木樨园支行有。。", "target": "不错啊~说的我好期待啊~但愿我这批也有啊。。" }, { "source": "不错啊~说的我好期待啊~但愿我这批也有啊。。", "target": "看你能不能分到那个支行了。呵呵" }, { "source": "护花使者呢?", "target": "有机会唱给你听怎么样?" }, { "source": "你要胖", "target": "我今天和我妈妈去走了半小时" }, { "source": "我今天和我妈妈去走了半小时", "target": "走半个小时那你要瘦了" }, { "source": "走半个小时那你要瘦了", "target": "能把我吃的消耗就不错了" }, { "source": "9月了", "target": "快过年了" }, { "source": "快过年了", "target": "很快哟" }, { "source": "很快哟", "target": "过年要2月份,赶脚这年挺晚的。" }, { "source": "期待今晚", "target": "菲姐也看?" }, { "source": "菲姐也看?", "target": "必须阿" }, { "source": "听说姑娘去云游四海了呢", "target": "没有!本姑娘现在在转纠!" }, { "source": "没有!本姑娘现在在转纠!", "target": "酱,可惜家洛来的时候你不在阿。还在泉州上班么" }, { "source": "啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦又在表白了", "target": "啊!你是情敌呀,555555555,丝儿真抢手" }, { "source": "啊!你是情敌呀,555555555,丝儿真抢手", "target": "不不是==你没有情敌!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你还加字,挺耐心啊!", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "嗯哼", "target": "没有故事就睡吧" }, { "source": "我会保护你", "target": "恬不知耻" }, { "source": "恬不知耻", "target": "你是有病吧你" }, { "source": "大学嘛,都这样。我们必须自己坚强地走下去!!!", "target": "嗯嗯,亲~想你了。。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,亲~想你了。。", "target": "嘿嘿,暑假回来咱再聚!" }, { "source": "只能看懂手势那部分,但是意大利人为什么要用英语骂人,求课代表", "target": "因为是在魁北克,其实应该用法语" }, { "source": "宝哥,玩得好健康,好低碳", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "要换车了", "target": "你有钱吗" }, { "source": "看看黄埔有没有合适你的", "target": "我已经买了。因为涉及刚需需求," }, { "source": "我已经买了。因为涉及刚需需求,", "target": "那就先囤着呗" }, { "source": "鳄鱼可以买卖?先把你抓起来", "target": "有专门养的可以买卖,野生的好像不可以" }, { "source": "对不起,都是我们一票一票投出来的!!", "target": "投票辛苦了" }, { "source": "我原本还跟坚定的!等挣钱了做个鼻综合!然后那天我看了B站有个阿婆主说做鼻子真滴痛…我…", "target": "立马怂哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "立马怂哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "算了算了…丑就丑吧" }, { "source": "我想知道这么懂套路的男生,你们在哪里找的", "target": "套路高于生活却来源于生活,一看主持人就是身经百战的。" }, { "source": "套路高于生活却来源于生活,一看主持人就是身经百战的。", "target": "据我了解就俩哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "据我了解就俩哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "俩,已经很有料了。" }, { "source": "俩,已经很有料了。", "target": "你想了解的话可能要收买我" }, { "source": "别的不敢说卸了妆比你好看的自信绝对还是有的另外好好学学画眉毛哈", "target": "你自信你来啊,我眉毛什么样关你屁事" }, { "source": "你自信你来啊,我眉毛什么样关你屁事", "target": "我给你脸了是不说话干净点" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "甚是想念么" }, { "source": "你太瘦了,多次点", "target": "下次看见我请大声的喊出来!!!" }, { "source": "下次看见我请大声的喊出来!!!", "target": "等着我!" }, { "source": "去医院了才知道人的脆弱", "target": "那种被病痛折磨的苦难哪怕体会不到万分之一仍觉得很难过" }, { "source": "晕,上哪了这是", "target": "其实吧,是井冈山~" }, { "source": "其实吧,是井冈山~", "target": "矮油,受教育去啦" }, { "source": "司考必过", "target": "必过!" }, { "source": "等你浪累了就回来吧", "target": "别在原地等我我不会回去" }, { "source": "你竟然没有去广州拍拖?", "target": "超好无聊我现在想开庭!" }, { "source": "超好无聊我现在想开庭!", "target": "哈哈哈你平时这样说就好了" }, { "source": "跟老板说赶快麻溜的再送一个过来", "target": "他当时给了两个选择:下次点餐备注加送或者退款。当时很伤心就没想别的" }, { "source": "他当时给了两个选择:下次点餐备注加送或者退款。当时很伤心就没想别的", "target": "肯定退款啊。下次早没谱了" }, { "source": "没出去玩。衣服100裤子90能穿不?我害怕小了要换呢嘛,能穿放着也没事,啥时候有时间再拿", "target": "能穿呢,谢谢撒!你明后天上班吗?约你吃饭呀!" }, { "source": "能穿呢,谢谢撒!你明后天上班吗?约你吃饭呀!", "target": "上呢,明后天都上,下班都七点半了,哪天休息的" }, { "source": "上呢,明后天都上,下班都七点半了,哪天休息的", "target": "好吧,你休息的提前一天给我说啊!" }, { "source": "听的杰伦的第一首歌", "target": "我最爱的一首" }, { "source": "难道吃得很饱吗?", "target": "无法言喻!" }, { "source": "这个咖啡店好有心机!竟然把名字写在杯子上!", "target": "确实,以后我会记得打码哈哈哈" }, { "source": "确实,以后我会记得打码哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "终于通啦", "target": "可不咋的~" }, { "source": "男孩女孩?爱吃酸的还是辣的?", "target": "汪汪汪……" }, { "source": "正如发发和18号有时候好像①样道理", "target": "17.18是双胞胎啊……" }, { "source": "虾米韭菜,好下饭的菜。米线也是看得让人眼馋。", "target": "韭菜炒虾最香了" }, { "source": "韭菜炒虾最香了", "target": "没烧过,下次我也试试" }, { "source": "助我脱单", "target": "我在衡阳也帮不了你啊" }, { "source": "今天的您超好看", "target": "我还是" }, { "source": "就像我没来上海之前真的还算瘦,现在已经跟猪一样胖了", "target": "上海动西都有点甜是不是?我记得以前去上海吃不惯" }, { "source": "上海动西都有点甜是不是?我记得以前去上海吃不惯", "target": "对,基本都甜,然后好吃的又那么多,活生生让我吃胖了" }, { "source": "我支持对不栓链子的狗,全部送玉林吃了对流浪狗一律抓捕。", "target": "脑子是个好东西,可惜你没有" }, { "source": "大头配细腿", "target": "天呐" }, { "source": "比你醒的早~失眠了~", "target": "燥起" }, { "source": "等谁了,不必等,还等的那么颓废", "target": "''''唱歌''" }, { "source": "''''唱歌''", "target": "我们鱼鱼终于睡醒了" }, { "source": "我们鱼鱼终于睡醒了", "target": "是啊'''哈哈哈'''" }, { "source": "是啊'''哈哈哈'''", "target": "不容易啊,大家等的都睡着了" }, { "source": "不容易啊,大家等的都睡着了", "target": "大家睡了''偶醒了" }, { "source": "大家睡了''偶醒了", "target": "夜猫子" }, { "source": "夜猫子", "target": "胖胖呢'''" }, { "source": "胖胖呢'''", "target": "不关我事" }, { "source": "不关我事", "target": "吃饭''吃饭''" }, { "source": "吃饭''吃饭''", "target": "吃苹果呢" }, { "source": "吃苹果呢", "target": "偶在等饭吃''朋友家生小孩了" }, { "source": "偶在等饭吃''朋友家生小孩了", "target": "估计也吃不饱的" }, { "source": "估计也吃不饱的", "target": "还有人没来''肚子饿了" }, { "source": "还有人没来''肚子饿了", "target": "让你早上不吃饭的" }, { "source": "要不是奶伦演的真的早就弃剧了,最近几集真的看不下去了,奶伦演这样的角色不讨喜啊", "target": "对啊,希望奶伦以后不要接这样吃力不讨好的剧了,外援就是个大坑啊" }, { "source": "对啊,希望奶伦以后不要接这样吃力不讨好的剧了,外援就是个大坑啊", "target": "对啊,戏份少,不讨喜也就算了,还把奶伦拍成那样,真的不想吐槽啥了" }, { "source": "好友是教师呀,祝好友教师节快乐", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "不要感慨了。朋友嘛能处就处,不能处拉倒", "target": "只是伤感" }, { "source": "她男老公太帅!太帅!", "target": "人生也算美满" }, { "source": "年轻人才说爱,我们老年人都是用做的", "target": "阿姨说的真对" }, { "source": "阿姨说的真对", "target": "我丢" }, { "source": "我丢", "target": "我再丢回去啊阿姨" }, { "source": "这不是我蛙儿子最爱去的地方吗?!", "target": "这个旅游,很有意义的。" }, { "source": "啊。你要发新书了⊙∀⊙!", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "是滴", "target": "等着看!" }, { "source": "长的丑还想得美", "target": "考试前严禁打击考生" }, { "source": "考试前严禁打击考生", "target": "我在一旁看着,你俩继续" }, { "source": "牛太郎这么潇洒", "target": "是啊,吃了3个小时···" }, { "source": "是啊,吃了3个小时···", "target": "....页岩肯定吃了两个小时59分钟" }, { "source": "....页岩肯定吃了两个小时59分钟", "target": "是的哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我一看他的书就看的巨慢", "target": "我的大学论文是百年孤独" }, { "source": "它咬的是什么?", "target": "舔的购物袋提手" }, { "source": "舔的购物袋提手", "target": "好独特啊。。。" }, { "source": "好独特啊。。。", "target": "所有袋子都爱舔。。" }, { "source": "天啊!见面了!!!", "target": "我拿到了孔女神的亲爱签名~" }, { "source": "我拿到了孔女神的亲爱签名~", "target": "真幸福!!哥哥!" }, { "source": "为什么这一条那么多人拍你马屁,是不是你给小费了?", "target": "哈哈哈,给了给了。这群人是我买的。。" }, { "source": "嗨呀,你不说我都没注意到,,我是说你的头拍得有一点大啦……", "target": "我…你走开" }, { "source": "……你还是发手吧", "target": "阿我真的很老实了" }, { "source": "阿我真的很老实了", "target": "第一次被阿" }, { "source": "留香久吗", "target": "尾调好闻一整天" }, { "source": "尾调好闻一整天", "target": "我的为啥一会就没有了除非仔细问" }, { "source": "我的为啥一会就没有了除非仔细问", "target": "哈哈哈我觉得是比较沉淀的味道消散的很快但并不离开" }, { "source": "大姐你是在哪儿哦?前台~咳咳。不多说注意安全。", "target": "前台!酒店三!" }, { "source": "前台!酒店三!", "target": "在哪儿耍呐?!" }, { "source": "在哪儿耍呐?!", "target": "外头大太阳。。。哪个敢出去耍!!!" }, { "source": "呀呀呀你们都在呢什么难过", "target": "寝室妹子说我嫁不出去,太能吃,没人养的起" }, { "source": "寝室妹子说我嫁不出去,太能吃,没人养的起", "target": "等我给你开一车胡萝卜过去" }, { "source": "等我给你开一车胡萝卜过去", "target": "来吧来吧~~~我等着你~~其实我爱吃肉" }, { "source": "来吧来吧~~~我等着你~~其实我爱吃肉", "target": "哈哈哈哈我也是" }, { "source": "我请你吃薯条哈", "target": "我喜欢吃薯条是不是大家都知道?" }, { "source": "我喜欢吃薯条是不是大家都知道?", "target": "只有我知道,因为我贴心" }, { "source": "只有我知道,因为我贴心", "target": "那是小棉袄么" }, { "source": "那是小棉袄么", "target": "必须的!" }, { "source": "冬至快乐~", "target": "汤圆和饺子,一个都不要落下啊" }, { "source": "汤圆和饺子,一个都不要落下啊", "target": "只吃了水饺~" }, { "source": "大学同学的一个亲戚就是缉毒的,被报复,几乎家破人亡。", "target": "其实身边也有" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我为啥即使看脸,我也喜欢孙八一这款呢?", "target": "是真爱!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "是真爱!哈哈哈", "target": "那必须滴" }, { "source": "别又错过车", "target": "或许你是真的没那么蠢" }, { "source": "我没有眉毛", "target": "画的眉型也算" }, { "source": "又看到了美丽动人的你", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "回家路上经纪人说我没有力气作的时候是最美的", "target": "的确,好漂亮" }, { "source": "高跟鞋需要适应", "target": "我真心不喜欢高跟鞋" }, { "source": "我真心不喜欢高跟鞋", "target": "我也不喜欢" }, { "source": "我也不喜欢", "target": "我就心血来潮买了双粗跟的可能3厘米吧,我就受不了。" }, { "source": "也可以试试水里加点盐糖什么的吃汁水多的水果也可以的", "target": "不爱次水果…喝水几乎依赖茶和咖啡唉真是研究了各种冲饮" }, { "source": "不爱次水果…喝水几乎依赖茶和咖啡唉真是研究了各种冲饮", "target": "真的是很不凑巧我最近不喜欢喝茶和咖啡" }, { "source": "下回记得做梦别照相", "target": "我妈说这梦省钱了" }, { "source": "我妈说这梦省钱了", "target": "让阿姨把省下来的钱给你一半哈哈哈我真的太机智了" }, { "source": "我也办了一张卡哦,反请你", "target": "请与不请以得以见面为前提意思就是我们很快见面了呗。" }, { "source": "请与不请以得以见面为前提意思就是我们很快见面了呗。", "target": "过年" }, { "source": "早上好~在吗~", "target": "恩,怎么了?" }, { "source": "来,数学小王子教你", "target": "内心哭泣" }, { "source": "我妈早就不想要我了", "target": "才没有!谁去武汉接你的" }, { "source": "才没有!谁去武汉接你的", "target": "我妈看到戈女神后就不想要我了" }, { "source": "2018又要有我是歌手吗?", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "学长晚安~", "target": "你应该说学长注意安全" }, { "source": "你应该说学长注意安全", "target": "很安全" }, { "source": "1.退也要等这一次结束,一起退吧2.这两天不要这么卖力,放松自己3.时刻记住自己的腿伤,以后才重要4.直到比赛结束,我叫你吃什么就吃什么5.每条必须完成,能不能做到", "target": "考虑一下" }, { "source": "准备2加2出去上学的可是计划的太晚没时间准备没办法只有读研了", "target": "那你是学的雅思还是托福" }, { "source": "那你是学的雅思还是托福", "target": "本来是雅思现在可能是托福" }, { "source": "本来是雅思现在可能是托福", "target": "还可以换啊,我是雅思。托福貌似还难点" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "废了昂" }, { "source": "山东人爱打老婆对女人不太尊重很正常了", "target": "我也是山东人天天看到听到打老婆的不是假的" }, { "source": "感觉你骨头很软吗", "target": "有点~哈哈~" }, { "source": "你是要球员版?", "target": "球迷版" }, { "source": "你过生?", "target": "早就过了啊,哪个说的许愿一定要过生才许啊" }, { "source": "接你接你", "target": "好久没看着你了" }, { "source": "好久没看着你了", "target": "嗯呐嗯呐就是假期在街上看见你几次" }, { "source": "嗯呐嗯呐就是假期在街上看见你几次", "target": "可不!!!!暑假咱们几个多见见" }, { "source": "加油皮皮!", "target": "你们也加油" }, { "source": "捧在手心的温暖", "target": "就是简单的动作,深情的心意" }, { "source": "就是简单的动作,深情的心意", "target": "暖暖的" }, { "source": "你到底看懂我的评价没有,我给她的是正面评价,无语", "target": "可我觉得怪怪的" }, { "source": "今天3号'宝贝是不是不用上课了呀?", "target": "下午放学后就不用了" }, { "source": "下午放学后就不用了", "target": "那么好'今晚回去么" }, { "source": "那么好'今晚回去么", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "是呀", "target": "那回去注意安全'带上帅帅的衣服喔'记得要想我" }, { "source": "那回去注意安全'带上帅帅的衣服喔'记得要想我", "target": "江西20顿度…" }, { "source": "江西20顿度…", "target": "我知道啊..所以.....江西的天气为什么要这么热啊......" }, { "source": "我知道啊..所以.....江西的天气为什么要这么热啊......", "target": "不知道呀…" }, { "source": "不知道呀…", "target": "讨厌讨厌......宝贝不能穿了..." }, { "source": "失望积攒够了离开了", "target": "失望变成了绝望,自然而然就没什么可难过的了" }, { "source": "天冷了之后,时时刻刻都想赖床上", "target": "同感,就想窝被窝窝里不出来" }, { "source": "同感,就想窝被窝窝里不出来", "target": "窝着吧!哪儿温暖哪儿窝!" }, { "source": "茶杯的意思是,喝你水?", "target": "你脑洞太开了小伙子" }, { "source": "你脑洞太开了小伙子", "target": "再大没有你的胸大大妹子" }, { "source": "再大没有你的胸大大妹子", "target": "谢谢夸奖睡吧" }, { "source": "谢谢夸奖睡吧", "target": "嗯,水,给我水。。。" }, { "source": "上班10年每年都有几天想辞职", "target": "一样一样的" }, { "source": "你要长大", "target": "再长阿一年长一岁" }, { "source": "95年的老女人你怎么不帮我?", "target": "你好好蹦迪去吧" }, { "source": "救命", "target": "神与你同在" }, { "source": "神与你同在", "target": "最近我发觉,神都救不了我了,咋办呢" }, { "source": "风景挺美的", "target": "特别美,但是待久了也很无聊了" }, { "source": "是真的好帅!巴贾少校~可惜就是感情不太专一,看到漂亮的就移情别恋了。。。", "target": "呵呵你也知道呀强悍哦嘻嘻" }, { "source": "真的吗?谢谢婧汐姐姐", "target": "啊,她是女的啊" }, { "source": "啊,她是女的啊", "target": "啊是朱婧汐姐姐" }, { "source": "加油,看好双竹组合", "target": "哈哈哈谢谢益达" }, { "source": "哈哈哈谢谢益达", "target": "叫我白羊男儿" }, { "source": "叫我白羊男儿", "target": "原来是你!" }, { "source": "原来是你!", "target": "是我" }, { "source": "姐姐有创意,菠萝米饭第一次听说,好吃不?", "target": "我也第一次做,好吃" }, { "source": "我也第一次做,好吃", "target": "哪天我也试试,把菠萝切块直接跟米一起蒸是吧?" }, { "source": "我好不容易要了四月份工资", "target": "辛苦你了" }, { "source": "创业实践到底干嘛的", "target": "开公司" }, { "source": "开公司", "target": "我们十月一回来也要创业实践我都不想回来" }, { "source": "赤果果的炫富,等同于无敌雨夜卧室的浪漫。你们真是够了,我对这个看钱的世界好失望。", "target": "甲之蜜糖,乙之砒霜。" }, { "source": "我听到的是流川枫跟仙道好上了……", "target": "我还有好上的漫画书呢~你要看不" }, { "source": "可怜孩子~~怪不得你那么瘦···", "target": "哥就一吃货。吃多少都不见胖" }, { "source": "哥就一吃货。吃多少都不见胖", "target": "伤人伤的很直接。。" }, { "source": "上课还拍照,看来你最嗨", "target": "哪有你嗨?" }, { "source": "跟老师提下意见,这样下去可不行,看你这情形假期也得加班吧", "target": "还有几个大作业十一以后交≥﹏≤" }, { "source": "求相", "target": "搞好新造型先" }, { "source": "搞好新造型先", "target": "阿杜话训出黎咖" }, { "source": "阿杜话训出黎咖", "target": "等我试下。" }, { "source": "不叫上我", "target": "你不是说没空吗" }, { "source": "那跟我一起来养花~~猜猜几天死?", "target": "好呀好呀有我在的话花应该会活过一星期" }, { "source": "好呀好呀有我在的话花应该会活过一星期", "target": "如果能养到开花就送给你~~" }, { "source": "如果能养到开花就送给你~~", "target": "好期待开花的那一天" }, { "source": "好期待开花的那一天", "target": "咱现实点我赌不超过两个礼拜就………" }, { "source": "咱现实点我赌不超过两个礼拜就………", "target": "要对自己有信心万一它就活到了15天呢" }, { "source": "要对自己有信心万一它就活到了15天呢", "target": "那我就前一天晚上把它吃掉" }, { "source": "那我就前一天晚上把它吃掉", "target": "小相公疯掉了要吃花" }, { "source": "互吹互吹!", "target": "来吧!" }, { "source": "羽绒服都护不住我了", "target": "美滋滋撒" }, { "source": "你又要跑哪里去啊?", "target": "成都啊!你在哪里嘛" }, { "source": "成都啊!你在哪里嘛", "target": "准备来省城" }, { "source": "不陪就绝交难道我很闲吗,长这么大我们三个有单独去旅行过吗没有哼", "target": "你白雪姐姐脑子缺弦前段时间,还好还好" }, { "source": "你白雪姐姐脑子缺弦前段时间,还好还好", "target": "我只认识小白" }, { "source": "我下周要去南京", "target": "一起…中秋节" }, { "source": "一起…中秋节", "target": "周二去办个事我中秋还不知道去呢" }, { "source": "周二去办个事我中秋还不知道去呢", "target": "没事…再说吧" }, { "source": "怎么在梦里还有水印", "target": "你的关注点辣么与众不同" }, { "source": "这怕是住了就不愿意走了,楷哥年纪轻轻就要养一大群猫了,压力大吗?", "target": "天暖了就请出去" }, { "source": "我要去你们的家……见家长", "target": "不去我要去啵家" }, { "source": "不去我要去啵家", "target": "你去啵家,啵来我家" }, { "source": "请投向魔都的怀抱吧!", "target": "魔都墓地买不起啊" }, { "source": "魔都墓地买不起啊", "target": "树葬啊!" }, { "source": "树葬啊!", "target": "魔都只能树葬" }, { "source": "魔都只能树葬", "target": "可以扔黄浦江的!" }, { "source": "可以扔黄浦江的!", "target": "我跟你不一样" }, { "source": "我跟你不一样", "target": "有啥不一样?" }, { "source": "有啥不一样?", "target": "我不会游泳" }, { "source": "我不会游泳", "target": "原来如此,让我笑一会儿先" }, { "source": "丽江也来一场暴雪吧……下雪的感觉太好了", "target": "丽江也会下雪么" }, { "source": "男生长得高真的会加分吗……", "target": "会颜值不够身高来凑" }, { "source": "我还没睡来跟我吹壳子", "target": "来吹起走" }, { "source": "来吹起走", "target": "请开始你的表演" }, { "source": "必须要赞我的政经就是被老唐给毁了!", "target": "所以又挂了?" }, { "source": "所以又挂了?", "target": "补考还不知道" }, { "source": "补考还不知道", "target": "一切都是命啊!!" }, { "source": "拔一颗智齿500", "target": "被坑了" }, { "source": "去意大利淘儿童版本的巴乔队服,再来一发!", "target": "嗯!可以的!" }, { "source": "呀丹青妹妹好美(你拍的真好看", "target": "我给自己瘦了个脸嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "我是那个查地图的人!", "target": "勤快人都这样哈哈" }, { "source": "勤快人都这样哈哈", "target": "我觉得我永远学不会的技能就是去问人!" }, { "source": "亲,此刻我需要这话安慰自己。", "target": "笑一笑,撑一撑,就过去了,你要加油哦!" }, { "source": "笑一笑,撑一撑,就过去了,你要加油哦!", "target": "嗯,加油。" }, { "source": "陛下我借你肩膀哭吧!", "target": "我有泪湿的枕头" }, { "source": "还在。我到那店后面的工业品市场去过,目睹他们在杀狗。之后每次路过那心里就不舒服。", "target": "从我小时候每年过年都开没想到现在还有" }, { "source": "你要相信这个世界上一定会有一个爱你的人,无论你此刻正被光芒环绕、被掌声淹没,还是你正孤独地走在寒冷的街道被大雨淋湿。无论是飘着小雪的清晨,还是被热浪炙烤的黄昏,踏实一定会怀着满腔的热情和目光里沉甸甸的爱,走到你的身边,抓紧你。他一定会找到你的,你要等。", "target": "真的能找到么?" }, { "source": "之前可能是因为一时冲动吧,想来一次说走就走的旅行,玩的还算可以,在我返回的时候,那天的火车出了问题,没来,酒店爆满,要不然就是准备磨刀霍霍了。我就在火车站门口和几个人做了一晚上,星星挺好看的。", "target": "做了一晚上" }, { "source": "你牙齿还没拔呀", "target": "保留" }, { "source": "保留", "target": "一看你就是以前懒" }, { "source": "一看你就是以前懒", "target": "医生就说让我勤快点才不拔的" }, { "source": "你怎么知道!还有话费买一送三的活动。刮刮卡什么的。但是因为人太多我交完了就走了。", "target": "果断猜对了,我上班去了拜拜今天周五高峰啊!!!" }, { "source": "理想和现实永远存在着或多或少的差别…你想要的,不一定适合你,再多的外在条件犹如一双漂亮的鞋子…谁都想要,可只有穿在脚上才知道那不是自己的想要的…找对象也如此不能只看他的优点…还要看他的缺点你能不能接受…", "target": "鞋子合适了,但有时候脚也会变胖,或者变形。。所以我们也要需要适当的改变。" }, { "source": "鞋子合适了,但有时候脚也会变胖,或者变形。。所以我们也要需要适当的改变。", "target": "如果只是一点的胖,是没有问题的,别忘了再合适的鞋子穿在脚上后会变的松快许多…如果你的脚胖的穿不进鞋子了…那不是鞋子的错…而是你变了……" }, { "source": "茶,行了吧", "target": "我要真的" }, { "source": "我要真的", "target": "那你自己泡去" }, { "source": "那你自己泡去", "target": "我不会,你会" }, { "source": "我不会,你会", "target": "我也不会" }, { "source": "我也不会", "target": "那你会喝会吃" }, { "source": "那你会喝会吃", "target": "你不会?!" }, { "source": "你不会?!", "target": "不会,你教我" }, { "source": "不会,你教我", "target": "嗯,张嘴,塞东西进去,嚼,碎了就咽。学会了吧,会了就交钱吧" }, { "source": "我也要减肥!", "target": "我长了十多斤咋办哦" }, { "source": "加油!每周几上新?", "target": "四或者五把" }, { "source": "四或者五把", "target": "嗯嗯。期待我的衣服赶快回来!哈哈" }, { "source": "无耻的企业,根本叫不到车", "target": "请问您在哪个城市?" }, { "source": "小编,你应该问,哇哈哈在剧中提供的饮料名称,然后答对有奖嘛?", "target": "好主意,下周这么问" }, { "source": "好主意,下周这么问", "target": "就是,大家如果都没有注意到,那不是白花钱了?" }, { "source": "文明看球(咦?我是不是走错片场了?)", "target": "应该是的。" }, { "source": "你是微商", "target": "对的呀" }, { "source": "啊呀哥!我不好意思一个人独享,这碗给哥吃", "target": "这么晚了????你还挺补" }, { "source": "再养一只狗", "target": "那我要自立门户了来" }, { "source": "这什么情况,打个“金”居然联想不出“融”", "target": "您好,这边试了一下,输入“金”,第二个联想词是“融”,关于您反馈的这个情况,请问下输入其他词也有这种常用联想没有的情况吗" }, { "source": "您好,这边试了一下,输入“金”,第二个联想词是“融”,关于您反馈的这个情况,请问下输入其他词也有这种常用联想没有的情况吗", "target": "是的,我用的笔画输入,有时输入一句话总是找不到联想的词,试了手机内三个定制版搜狗输入法联想最完整,很久之前跟你们反映过该问题,现在还是没解决,抱歉我只能切换别的输入法了" }, { "source": "杨梅不是在温州么", "target": "啊,杨梅其他地方木有嘛" }, { "source": "你家装光纤了?", "target": "恩呢今儿刚弄的" }, { "source": "恩呢今儿刚弄的", "target": "哎那速度我是知道的下载嗖嗖的" }, { "source": "哎那速度我是知道的下载嗖嗖的", "target": "哈哈那是" }, { "source": "蛇精病", "target": "一直都在吃药,老是不好" }, { "source": "一直都在吃药,老是不好", "target": "毕竟病的不轻" }, { "source": "毕竟病的不轻", "target": "不要老是跟我讨论病情" }, { "source": "50天中考", "target": "中考加油,听说你们没有文理科了" }, { "source": "中考加油,听说你们没有文理科了", "target": "问一下你是哪个地区的" }, { "source": "问一下你是哪个地区的", "target": "湖北,你懂的!!!!" }, { "source": "你怕看到的都貌似是别个写过拍过的浪漫啊!这个你一点也不文艺了!", "target": "其实是怕矛盾的变化。怕回忆的缺失罢" }, { "source": "这里二维码按住打不开", "target": "扫一下" }, { "source": "天天都在撩妹", "target": "我不会,但是真的有时候无意间就能。。。" }, { "source": "我们值班是一个星期一个星期的值班", "target": "然后两个星期的休假?" }, { "source": "干嘛表叔君!", "target": "么么哒,表叔其实很慷慨的哟连8毛(只算邮票的钱)(明信片是兔纸送的....我没有告诉你)一张的明信片都舍得寄给你" }, { "source": "顺利顺利", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "胖次就是壁纸小天使", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈壁纸小天使还行" }, { "source": "你肿么了亲", "target": "别嘛……偶喜欢呢……" }, { "source": "想坐巴士去珠海过关", "target": "有点远" }, { "source": "小道消息狗哥要来武汉反正是跑男其中一个", "target": "噢买尬!!!!!什么时候!!!!!" }, { "source": "噢买尬!!!!!什么时候!!!!!", "target": "31号" }, { "source": "31号", "target": "嗯嗯,昨天看到啦~" }, { "source": "愿世界和平", "target": "你们老婆真棒" }, { "source": "从汉大去考科二滴滴到了直接说30走不走不走算了", "target": "经常遇到" }, { "source": "你长大了", "target": "不想长大" }, { "source": "不想长大", "target": "长大了就是自己哄自己" }, { "source": "情人节这天的林狗", "target": "林狗有女票的" }, { "source": "林狗有女票的", "target": "谁知道有没有……" }, { "source": "热......不想动...但是,床就像铁板烧啊", "target": "妹的,你就不该回学校啊!!!就应该呆家里,但是,为了芒果,还是回来吧。。。" }, { "source": "妹的,你就不该回学校啊!!!就应该呆家里,但是,为了芒果,还是回来吧。。。", "target": "会看来是必须的,要不你回家吧" }, { "source": "安逸的生活我好憧憬", "target": "所以我今天选择了加班" }, { "source": "所以我今天选择了加班", "target": "我想出了工作有点下班后自己的时间,可以自己支配的,结婚一下班回到家运动完就得睡了" }, { "source": "我想出了工作有点下班后自己的时间,可以自己支配的,结婚一下班回到家运动完就得睡了", "target": "可以周末到处逛逛看看呐" }, { "source": "小尖下巴真像妈妈啊", "target": "竟然还能看出来下巴都成正方形了" }, { "source": "简约不简单", "target": "我刚菜场买菜回来,这天太晒了,五点多就很大的太阳" }, { "source": "我刚菜场买菜回来,这天太晒了,五点多就很大的太阳", "target": "现在早起了啊,能干!" }, { "source": "现在早起了啊,能干!", "target": "你别笑话我了只是早起了下都没像你们那样晨练" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "是啊,。好久不见" }, { "source": "我今晚也打了跟我几个姐妹", "target": "我打了一天,不见一千" }, { "source": "我打了一天,不见一千", "target": "打甘大,留来请我吃饭好过啦" }, { "source": "你确定他没睡过", "target": "哈哈,这个或许也有" }, { "source": "这么久就吃了唯一的一次辣,一身的汗,不知道又有多久不能吃了", "target": "隔着屏幕就闻到了饭香" }, { "source": "我觉得我在错的时间遇到了对的人但是回不去了。", "target": "那就再见" }, { "source": "那就再见", "target": "我睡了。晚安" }, { "source": "我睡了。晚安", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "嫩忒厉害了", "target": "俺们等你旧救驾呢" }, { "source": "唉态度坚决一点她们就不提了,我妈就不让我相亲,但会让冯聪去所以呀态度很重要", "target": "可怜,,,哈哈,,。。" }, { "source": "可怜,,,哈哈,,。。", "target": "在别想那么多了以后的事谁说得准" }, { "source": "你认识??", "target": "还在考虑去不去啊" }, { "source": "去哪儿交换么?", "target": "对呀,交换一学期,去欧洲" }, { "source": "对呀,交换一学期,去欧洲", "target": "完美~" }, { "source": "哎哟节约撒有两百就可以跑路了可以穷游哈", "target": "呵呵,是很不错,国庆还是回家陪家人的好" }, { "source": "呵呵,是很不错,国庆还是回家陪家人的好", "target": "哈哈宅女都这样说" }, { "source": "哈哈宅女都这样说", "target": "额...有一点点宅吧" }, { "source": "额...有一点点宅吧", "target": "还有点胆小" }, { "source": "还有点胆小", "target": "~讨厌,分情况吧" }, { "source": "~讨厌,分情况吧", "target": "分情况还是胆小哈哈" }, { "source": "分情况还是胆小哈哈", "target": "现在在敷面膜,不要逗我笑" }, { "source": "现在在敷面膜,不要逗我笑", "target": "好嘛不逗你笑了那我给你讲个冷笑话两只香蕉逛街一前一后走着前面那只香蕉有点热他就把衣服脱了于是后面那只香蕉就摔倒了" }, { "source": "好嘛不逗你笑了那我给你讲个冷笑话两只香蕉逛街一前一后走着前面那只香蕉有点热他就把衣服脱了于是后面那只香蕉就摔倒了", "target": "呀呀~好冷啊,太好笑了,配合你" }, { "source": "呀呀~好冷啊,太好笑了,配合你", "target": "这就是所谓的冷笑话懂不懂" }, { "source": "这就是所谓的冷笑话懂不懂", "target": "嗯嗯,对" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,对", "target": "要不要再来一个?!嘿嘿" }, { "source": "快帮你偶像他女朋友加油", "target": "我得帮你的孩子加油!" }, { "source": "我得帮你的孩子加油!", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "这世道怎么了,有的人假装正经,有的人非要假不正经。", "target": "这是一个拒绝平庸和无趣的时代!" }, { "source": "天天和漂亮女孩子玩十分嫉妒了", "target": "一张合照而已我明早就去你那了" }, { "source": "一张合照而已我明早就去你那了", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "你还好意思讲自己没带钥匙还怪人家", "target": "我有怪谁了……" }, { "source": "加油你是最胖的", "target": "哼吃菜不会胖" }, { "source": "莫紧张,这叫红运当头!!!孩儿,明天好人品,木有问题!!!", "target": "哇,你也太会安慰人啦" }, { "source": "你是安溪人?", "target": "你是?" }, { "source": "你给要画的那么好我喜欢那只猫你帮我家迈克画个肖像嘛", "target": "太抬举我了吧" }, { "source": "有钱真好,我要做你男朋友。", "target": "凯狗你不行你太短了" }, { "source": "凯狗你不行你太短了", "target": "业狗你膨胀了" }, { "source": "业狗你膨胀了", "target": "宝贝凯我只接受1.3的尺寸" }, { "source": "你们学校图书馆晚上长这样?", "target": "嗯,他晚上就长成这样了,一看昵称就知道是谁。。" }, { "source": "嗯,他晚上就长成这样了,一看昵称就知道是谁。。", "target": "哈哈哈,兵兵还是很了解我啦~" }, { "source": "这事居然有人洗白,怼了一早上,气死我了", "target": "最怕最后公布的“真相”是处理后的真相" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "你不说我还没想到要呢,快点给我" }, { "source": "宝贝谢谢你陪我哦爱你", "target": "你不怕咱妈看到。。" }, { "source": "最近美阿", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "他说他爱我可是我让他太累了", "target": "不知道六一的时候在一起一天晚上我们就分手了那天跟他在一起很开心" }, { "source": "最近喜事好多哦,今天也是个好日子,适合喝喜酒", "target": "开心最重要" }, { "source": "围城", "target": "十月吗!" }, { "source": "十月吗!", "target": "十二月的" }, { "source": "十二月的", "target": "还有十二月围城啊?丧尸吗?" }, { "source": "还有十二月围城啊?丧尸吗?", "target": "不是过年" }, { "source": "不是过年", "target": "围哪儿!" }, { "source": "希望跨年出图快一点高清一点近距离一点", "target": "好好看,穿什么都好看" }, { "source": "把时间填满", "target": "用睡觉用睡觉" }, { "source": "用睡觉用睡觉", "target": "失眠" }, { "source": "失眠", "target": "你该脱发啦" }, { "source": "六花怕是有生之年系列了", "target": "从很久开始就有生之年了" }, { "source": "你舍友真是一个精致的男生", "target": "哪像我这么粗糙" }, { "source": "哪像我这么粗糙", "target": "可不嘛" }, { "source": "我最近特别想吃芝士汉堡", "target": "吃了之后会感觉半年都不想再提起它们了" }, { "source": "晚安,瘦子。", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "那个到最后好感动的额。。太耐小小彬了", "target": "是呢,尤其在星巴克和赛车那段小小彬哭得可感动了" }, { "source": "是呢,尤其在星巴克和赛车那段小小彬哭得可感动了", "target": "好嘛,就在星巴克那段我哭了老半天呢" }, { "source": "小猫,这些菜真的不能再看,看了还想吃", "target": "我突然饿了" }, { "source": "有没有男生的奖品", "target": "下次" }, { "source": "鼻孔怪是谁", "target": "你说谁就是谁" }, { "source": "你说谁就是谁", "target": "你不说我哪里知道" }, { "source": "哎呀,好看!这样的裙子就得配白袜子,这个裙子颜色挺好", "target": "恩哈哈,终于搭配出来一套!" }, { "source": "告诉你多少遍了我换名字了", "target": "我也不想啊" }, { "source": "表白易烊千玺!!!", "target": "一心一意易烊千玺" }, { "source": "心累", "target": "好像是" }, { "source": "不是读书~是去玩儿的新西兰真的很美等你以后有时间了也可以去玩儿呀", "target": "老喜欢你那长长的头发啦" }, { "source": "老喜欢你那长长的头发啦", "target": "嘿嘿嘿留了好长时间呢" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿留了好长时间呢", "target": "多久了我的头发留了一年了还是那一点点长" }, { "source": "多久了我的头发留了一年了还是那一点点长", "target": "我留了两年多了期间也剪过但是就剪一点点" }, { "source": "花丸婶要收回想(×)", "target": "对哦这个回想我还没收今天收一下好了" }, { "source": "对哦这个回想我还没收今天收一下好了", "target": "我是还没收齐,好难收。。。" }, { "source": "眼睛大的人都有!", "target": "是眼睛太大?还是奶哥不够滋润" }, { "source": "是眼睛太大?还是奶哥不够滋润", "target": "是昨晚没睡!" }, { "source": "许魏洲干啥的?演戏还是唱歌", "target": "都干" }, { "source": "好无聊,今天中午我还在想这年是不是过完了", "target": "初六就回去上班了" }, { "source": "哈哈,早起空气好", "target": "睡个好觉琛哥" }, { "source": "睡个好觉琛哥", "target": "还有两场要看啊" }, { "source": "还有两场要看啊", "target": "我先睡为敬还得上课" }, { "source": "我先睡为敬还得上课", "target": "好,快睡会儿吧" }, { "source": "温州女人们向你招手~", "target": "刚才那四个?" }, { "source": "刚才那四个?", "target": "三个!" }, { "source": "三个!", "target": "这不旁边还有一个嘛!" }, { "source": "这不旁边还有一个嘛!", "target": "半只眼睛也被你看到啦" }, { "source": "半只眼睛也被你看到啦", "target": "半只眼睛那也是眼睛啊!" }, { "source": "半只眼睛那也是眼睛啊!", "target": "也对。我的半只可以抵你一只了~" }, { "source": "也对。我的半只可以抵你一只了~", "target": "呦,敢说我眼睛小!" }, { "source": "乾隆为啥拿他爹的手机用", "target": "没文化了吧??" }, { "source": "新书叫啥", "target": "叫《魏视魏觉》" }, { "source": "叫《魏视魏觉》", "target": "你怎么知道的" }, { "source": "当一群人为自己寻求权益的时候,你跟他说这是你自己的事,自己在家玩着吧,没人想管你的屁权益,真是冷漠的人啊,那等你有一天因为什么事想寻求自己的权益的时候,希望你也是自己在家搞就行了", "target": "是的。我衷心希望。" }, { "source": "你们好凉快", "target": "快凉快死我了" }, { "source": "快凉快死我了", "target": "那你可得穿厚点" }, { "source": "那你可得穿厚点", "target": "不不,我是一条美人鱼,我要游啊游" }, { "source": "不不,我是一条美人鱼,我要游啊游", "target": "怕是丑人鱼吧" }, { "source": "怕是丑人鱼吧", "target": "闭嘴" }, { "source": "短发的你好萌呀", "target": "再萌都弥补不了我被晒的黝黑的皮肤" }, { "source": "再萌都弥补不了我被晒的黝黑的皮肤", "target": "我们白着呢" }, { "source": "太幸福了~", "target": "啦五油" }, { "source": "跟帅气的叔叔说姑奶", "target": "古耐" }, { "source": "古耐", "target": "快睡不然揍你额" }, { "source": "来指导我吧", "target": "出路费我就去" }, { "source": "爱你。", "target": "呃好主动啊" }, { "source": "呃好主动啊", "target": "你不是么," }, { "source": "你不是么,", "target": "是什么" }, { "source": "是什么", "target": "爱是无私滴奉献" }, { "source": "爱是无私滴奉献", "target": "那说明你太博爱了" }, { "source": "那说明你太博爱了", "target": "馒头也可爱" }, { "source": "馒头也可爱", "target": "可爱和爱不一样好伐" }, { "source": "可爱和爱不一样好伐", "target": "摁摁,知道了" }, { "source": "摁摁,知道了", "target": "今天可好?" }, { "source": "觉悟杠杠的", "target": "那必须" }, { "source": "看来我不留刘海还是很明智的。", "target": "这都怪大学那个御用理发师给闹的,这发型我都多少年了" }, { "source": "这都怪大学那个御用理发师给闹的,这发型我都多少年了", "target": "你可以尝试换一个的" }, { "source": "你可以尝试换一个的", "target": "先就这的哇" }, { "source": "女人真是可怕的生物", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我吃了你!" }, { "source": "双出排气的车都丑爆了", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "辣妹!!身材很美", "target": "是辣姐,你比我小,妹妹" }, { "source": "是辣姐,你比我小,妹妹", "target": "胸!胸!赞" }, { "source": "胸!胸!赞", "target": "你走远,不送" }, { "source": "王子异!", "target": "以后的路我们陪你" }, { "source": "啊看到兔砸想起最近追的一篇也是写犼的233反差萌", "target": "不要物种歧视吗?" }, { "source": "不要物种歧视吗?", "target": "符离是犼吗?猝不及防被剧透" }, { "source": "留血啦?", "target": "少少" }, { "source": "少少", "target": "注意安全" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "发烧无事了吧~~~" }, { "source": "我喜欢满天星", "target": "什么满天星啊" }, { "source": "什么满天星啊", "target": "手捧花啊" }, { "source": "手捧花啊", "target": "搜噶好吧" }, { "source": "你有我娘孤独啥子?截图转发", "target": "长长的小摄像头" }, { "source": "让您快点远离这个你不该认识的人嘛,免得耽误了您的未来。", "target": "你为什么这么说,我一点都不后悔我认识你,反而很庆幸认识了你。别这样" }, { "source": "你为什么这么说,我一点都不后悔我认识你,反而很庆幸认识了你。别这样", "target": "是啊,对你以后选择别人又多个一个好的选项。还是擦亮眼睛很重要。" }, { "source": "这个交警叔叔太嫩气了", "target": "不管,不管,我就要小红花" }, { "source": "很久很久很久以后,你家门口会堆不下吗?请记得,我家门口有地方", "target": "记下了。。" }, { "source": "生来好动,易烊千玺", "target": "不行" }, { "source": "大家,进好友圈的有没有什么特别的感觉", "target": "有没有什么不一样的" }, { "source": "每天都在为当初的心软后悔", "target": "我最后直接受不了换工作了" }, { "source": "我最后直接受不了换工作了", "target": "我也打算换了心累" }, { "source": "我也打算换了心累", "target": "对呀对呀不光是累还费力不讨好" }, { "source": "我还梦见过和他公开恋情后来他让我一个人住在海岛别墅,吼,真是够了。", "target": "甩了他甩了他" }, { "source": "甩了他甩了他", "target": "哈哈哈哈今晚做梦就甩!" }, { "source": "为了小诺一值了~", "target": "我竟无言以对" }, { "source": "我竟无言以对", "target": "你不懂生活的乐趣所在~" }, { "source": "你不懂生活的乐趣所在~", "target": "我一直在逗比" }, { "source": "不开心的时候一定不能一个人", "target": "嘿嘿,回家了" }, { "source": "我和他在一起三年分手后我把所有关于他的东西都没舍得扔而他第四天给我发条短信他恋爱了", "target": "她恋爱了。。。为什么还要跟你说。。。" }, { "source": "她恋爱了。。。为什么还要跟你说。。。", "target": "故意的吧" }, { "source": "我多馀的和谐,想换爱国,敬业目前还没扫到", "target": "已经换了" }, { "source": "没有勇气了可能你是我这辈子最难忘的人", "target": "和好吗" }, { "source": "和好吗", "target": "不了" }, { "source": "冷冷的天", "target": "苍茫的天涯是我的爱" }, { "source": "苍茫的天涯是我的爱", "target": "走炼哥唱歌去" }, { "source": "走炼哥唱歌去", "target": "打电话给我" }, { "source": "要一份,谢谢你,辛苦了", "target": "OK" }, { "source": "不要羡慕我知道你会有压力", "target": "我想请你来过了它们!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "元气少女", "target": "我还是少女呢" }, { "source": "羨慕嫉妒恨啊!", "target": "别在恨了阿,亲" }, { "source": "我是觉得你挺瞎的每次都看不到我!!!", "target": "是看不到呀!可是你够胖,撞的到呀" }, { "source": "是看不到呀!可是你够胖,撞的到呀", "target": "不知道是谁胖哦~~" }, { "source": "不知道是谁胖哦~~", "target": "谁啦谁啦" }, { "source": "你有没啥子电影推荐给我", "target": "夏天协奏曲~去看吧看吧好看" }, { "source": "夏天协奏曲~去看吧看吧好看", "target": "好的我先去下" }, { "source": "好的我先去下", "target": "为什么要下不可以在线看吗" }, { "source": "为什么要下不可以在线看吗", "target": "我不喜欢在线看" }, { "source": "我不喜欢在线看", "target": "哈哈好吧我不喜欢下去看吧真的好看" }, { "source": "失恋了?", "target": "嗯,都快两个月了,但有时候还是会难过" }, { "source": "嗯,都快两个月了,但有时候还是会难过", "target": "也许你一生都不会忘记!那种刻骨铭心的感觉我感受过" }, { "source": "也许你一生都不会忘记!那种刻骨铭心的感觉我感受过", "target": "回忆是痛苦的、也是美好的" }, { "source": "回忆是痛苦的、也是美好的", "target": "那说明你很爱他,依然没有忘记" }, { "source": "宁波孩子压岁钱上万,你们那呢?", "target": "我妈今年只给我两千,我住海曙。" }, { "source": "你就崔雪梨好丑", "target": "哦,你好美,美炸了" }, { "source": "有位好姑娘", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "真的自己又不想给别人添麻烦就从来不讲价反而别人在自己这里就很容易讲价成功", "target": "性格就是这样太委屈了哭唧唧" }, { "source": "等的着急", "target": "我反而舍不得看了" }, { "source": "雨后大雾一般都是干净的,和开会无关。按照你的想法,开会的话,应该连雾都不应该出来。", "target": "按照我的想法没有雾?雾是自然现象和开会有什么关系。我什么想法让你得出这个结论。我只说不脏。" }, { "source": "我在家里蹲~", "target": "不去上课准备工地打工?" }, { "source": "不去上课准备工地打工?", "target": "你还可以嘴臭点儿!!!!!!" }, { "source": "又感冒了?", "target": "差不太多" }, { "source": "人在吃称在看", "target": "就吃一盘" }, { "source": "你家橘子长得真个性", "target": "就是这么个性" }, { "source": "头发那么长!", "target": "之前啦" }, { "source": "疯狂为你打call", "target": "可以的可以的" }, { "source": "我失眠的时候最不能看书,会被内容深深的吸引", "target": "没救了是不" }, { "source": "你好,请问180的是哪个区的票?", "target": "我也忘记了,要取了票才知道" }, { "source": "空调调的24度,今天去海里游泳应该很不错", "target": "话说那天去了,海水刺骨。其实今年一点都不热的,迄今为止。所以海水也就没热过。8月中旬应该可以吧。" }, { "source": "话说那天去了,海水刺骨。其实今年一点都不热的,迄今为止。所以海水也就没热过。8月中旬应该可以吧。", "target": "还想今年去游一次呢,买个水球叫一帮朋友一起玩,好久好久没玩过水了" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "考研怎么样", "target": "考上了" }, { "source": "考上了", "target": "你和男朋友考的一样吧" }, { "source": "小曦你也超棒的", "target": "嘿嘿谢谢你~" }, { "source": "嘿嘿谢谢你~", "target": "不客气,呵呵最喜欢婉冲和你,有冲劲,东北老乡的骄傲啊" }, { "source": "一根火腿肠,一碗泡面,18块钱!怎么不去抢啊!", "target": "嗯那呗" }, { "source": "为毛百分之九十都是问我的孩子的!我很心碎", "target": "要学会坚强" }, { "source": "你也在金玉湾?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "天啊这个地方居然会下雪!", "target": "这是板鸭最冷的地方!" }, { "source": "你终于去啦,快点给我寄明信片", "target": "明信片没有了,还想要啥" }, { "source": "你既然喜欢我为什么不和我和好?直到我对你慢慢没有感觉了又对我好?你心里到底在想些啥?", "target": "和你玩暧昧啊" }, { "source": "是不是转房子转的哈哈哈", "target": "是不是太紧张" }, { "source": "老是会自动亮灯,是怎么回事?", "target": "抬腕亮屏?" }, { "source": "抬腕亮屏?", "target": "不是,后面的灯常亮" }, { "source": "我们一月24号放假", "target": "我们十一号就考完了,,," }, { "source": "等海浪把你拍打成大卷你就要上天了?", "target": "就是为了和海浪对抗我才弄的" }, { "source": "啊~我好几个朋友都剪短发了,剪完感觉都很好啊,你居然也剪了,也那么帅!我也好想剪啊!!但是我留了那么久呢头发还某及腰几天呢啊~~", "target": "唉~我从大一开始一直是短发嘛所以短发适合我你还是长发比较适合不要剪了" }, { "source": "唉~我从大一开始一直是短发嘛所以短发适合我你还是长发比较适合不要剪了", "target": "万一我短发也很帅呢" }, { "source": "我想你注意到我、其实我每天早上都会刷一次屛", "target": "你不睡觉干嘛" }, { "source": "你不睡觉干嘛", "target": "我醒了,很难睡着" }, { "source": "搜我老家地址发现这条围脖。是新郭村,呵呵。你现在还在那吗?", "target": "没了啊,我们是7月初去了,在小学里支教了几天呢" }, { "source": "没了啊,我们是7月初去了,在小学里支教了几天呢", "target": "辛苦啦,感觉你们没被好好招待额~" }, { "source": "辛苦啦,感觉你们没被好好招待额~", "target": "没有啦,我们是三下乡,然后住在队长的外公家,挺好~" }, { "source": "我已经忘了快乐是什么了……思念什么都填充不了,只会更不快乐", "target": "路还很长,加油!" }, { "source": "路还很长,加油!", "target": "油已经漏没了……你加油吧!" }, { "source": "回答简直驴唇不对马嘴", "target": "人家也不是故意的嘛." }, { "source": "人家也不是故意的嘛.", "target": "卖萌可耻" }, { "source": "能吃是福", "target": "可我感觉我今天一天、嘴巴都没停过" }, { "source": "请问一下,现在花开的多了吗?想去买", "target": "算多了,五一过去会更多" }, { "source": "算多了,五一过去会更多", "target": "4.28就要结婚,想去买点开花的,种上装饰" }, { "source": "小王", "target": "小王?说你吗?" }, { "source": "小王?说你吗?", "target": "说你们" }, { "source": "说你们", "target": "哈哈,老了" }, { "source": "我还没睡耶", "target": "我也没睡睡不着了,还打算六点半起床运动呢" }, { "source": "我也没睡睡不着了,还打算六点半起床运动呢", "target": "运动啥" }, { "source": "回家,好开心", "target": "我去,你就是为了回家呀" }, { "source": "每次看你发的微薄'感觉你成长很多学到很多''人不可貌相'加油'", "target": "不敢当不敢当。强哥,您过奖了。哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "不敢当不敢当。强哥,您过奖了。哈哈哈。", "target": "我是很认真港的列'总之加油" }, { "source": "我是很认真港的列'总之加油", "target": "你现在在哪里上班" }, { "source": "为啥我每次吃甜瓜嗓子都难受", "target": "甜度太高了,你冷藏一下再吃。" }, { "source": "保养好身体!毕竟人到中年了!", "target": "你也快步入老年了,也要注意身体哦" }, { "source": "春天来了。。。", "target": "是诶,我的春天也快来吧" }, { "source": "是诶,我的春天也快来吧", "target": "哈哈来成都玩" }, { "source": "哈哈来成都玩", "target": "恩,下次有机会就来" }, { "source": "求雨停。。。", "target": "漳州也下雨了么" }, { "source": "漳州也下雨了么", "target": "没有啊。。。" }, { "source": "天等警察第一帅", "target": "泰国留学第一美" }, { "source": "泰国留学第一美", "target": "哈哈哈你咋那么甜" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你咋那么甜", "target": "说实话啊" }, { "source": "查成绩吗", "target": "而且也不敢进" }, { "source": "你长得帅吗", "target": "你是在问我吗" }, { "source": "这么美的花还有两个化身", "target": "唯看自己分辨!" }, { "source": "唯看自己分辨!", "target": "好坏自知" }, { "source": "好坏自知", "target": "是呢!" }, { "source": "末日还没过不敢", "target": "管他呢,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "管他呢,哈哈哈", "target": "不行啊,真出事那光溜溜的多不好意思" }, { "source": "不行啊,真出事那光溜溜的多不好意思", "target": "反正到时谁也看不到了" }, { "source": "反正到时谁也看不到了", "target": "后人能看到" }, { "source": "后人能看到", "target": "看到的是骨架…" }, { "source": "看到的是骨架…", "target": "白骨精吗" }, { "source": "白骨精吗", "target": "对啊…你不就是嘛" }, { "source": "对啊…你不就是嘛", "target": "我真的不是" }, { "source": "我真的不是", "target": "大概不是吧" }, { "source": "大概不是吧", "target": "哈哈,你上班啦" }, { "source": "离别之前开始发怀念贴啦~", "target": "对的。。。。哥要跑路啦" }, { "source": "对的。。。。哥要跑路啦", "target": "很有纪念意义的新年啊~辞旧迎新,灰常滴新~" }, { "source": "我那天玩。有人说我用变声器,叫我把麦摘掉。我真他吗无语", "target": "你这么早的吗" }, { "source": "姗姗姐加油。。。。", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "快点请客走起!", "target": "没问题啊…但你至少要等天气很冷的时候再过去吧…昨晚吃得我一身汗" }, { "source": "没问题啊…但你至少要等天气很冷的时候再过去吧…昨晚吃得我一身汗", "target": "我说你请……" }, { "source": "残忍的人?受到惩罚就好…人活着总伴随痛苦,有些话越成长越不能脱口而出。", "target": "想不到你也懂" }, { "source": "想不到你也懂", "target": "哼哼,你以为…不是不懂,而是不经常说。" }, { "source": "我只想说我流口水了", "target": "哈哈,我也只是脑洞大开~" }, { "source": "看饿", "target": "起来吃了" }, { "source": "这周没法招待你哦,要复习复习了~", "target": "多久考试啊" }, { "source": "多久考试啊", "target": "12.1" }, { "source": "12.1", "target": "今晚几点去学校啊" }, { "source": "我在等着变甜一点在入手。", "target": "嗯嗯~味道循序渐进。" }, { "source": "棒棒的娜娜,爱你娜姐,我表白成功啦", "target": "好羡慕啊," }, { "source": "嘻嘻嘻是你哦", "target": "嘻嘻嘻个蛋" }, { "source": "嘻嘻嘻个蛋", "target": "你凶我??嘤嘤嘤你再也不是胖胖的大帅哥了哭唧唧" }, { "source": "你凶我??嘤嘤嘤你再也不是胖胖的大帅哥了哭唧唧", "target": "哼!" }, { "source": "今天的解说肿么了", "target": "真的听不下去还好是毒奶打脸" }, { "source": "老板问我刘海怎么剪,我说,爱你的形状。", "target": "没人发现你吗?" }, { "source": "吃饭。。到点了。。", "target": "刚刚吃完" }, { "source": "乔燃你来啦有带火锅吗", "target": "我有,你跟我走吗" }, { "source": "俺为啥一直扫不到敬业", "target": "来吧!我帮你扫!" }, { "source": "哈哈,,刀疤哥哥太给力了", "target": "要的就是给力" }, { "source": "要的就是给力", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你是成都的呀", "target": "嗯?" }, { "source": "嗯?", "target": "想去成都" }, { "source": "想去成都", "target": "我刚离开它" }, { "source": "我刚离开它", "target": "那你是哪里的呢" }, { "source": "那你是哪里的呢", "target": "我刚发生了好气的事" }, { "source": "我刚发生了好气的事", "target": "谁气你了!" }, { "source": "谁气你了!", "target": "难受" }, { "source": "难受", "target": "憋菇" }, { "source": "憋菇", "target": "超级受不了" }, { "source": "超级受不了", "target": "没关系,想想自己这么美,气就可以少一半" }, { "source": "没关系,想想自己这么美,气就可以少一半", "target": "想着自己丑就更难受了" }, { "source": "想着自己丑就更难受了", "target": "不,你本来就很美" }, { "source": "前后加起来喜欢你五年了,下次换你喜欢我到疯掉好不好", "target": "下次别认识了" }, { "source": "太想去厦门找你玩耍", "target": "我给你拍照哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我给你拍照哈哈哈", "target": "天呢我会笑傻吧" }, { "source": "因为人的生活水平越来越好,野就自然越贵", "target": "哈哈~说得真有道理" }, { "source": "给我来一打", "target": "一打啥" }, { "source": "多晒少水", "target": "现在已经是着了魔了的到处找太阳" }, { "source": "现在已经是着了魔了的到处找太阳", "target": "都一样" }, { "source": "期待帅气的易烊千玺", "target": "千玺呀" }, { "source": "女生卸妆了就是万圣节了。", "target": "哼。那你们男生把裤子脱掉就是儿童节!!!" }, { "source": "生日快乐~", "target": "嗯呢~" }, { "source": "她为什么要避?她只是尽自己努力完成自己的工作,她一没抢谁男朋友二没做错什么,凭什么要避?", "target": "你问她自己去" }, { "source": "你问她自己去", "target": "难道她抢你男朋友了?你好像很清楚???" }, { "source": "难道她抢你男朋友了?你好像很清楚???", "target": "我是不想和你说,你怎么还回啊" }, { "source": "你也会吃水果?", "target": "办公室的下午点心" }, { "source": "橘子梗的由来", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "杨幂会唱歌,对会唱歌哈哈哈,爱的供养吗,还是那个第一个第二个愿望啥的", "target": "你就只知道爱的供养不过还好,我觉得比一人饮酒醉好多了" }, { "source": "晚安。还不快睡", "target": "早上好呀~" }, { "source": "你是不是又胖了", "target": "还好还好" }, { "source": "有没有和我一样、心里没有人、却装不下任何人。", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "呜呜呜呜辣鸡公司", "target": "气哭了国庆八天假" }, { "source": "气哭了国庆八天假", "target": "国庆我不知道要不要回家" }, { "source": "国庆我不知道要不要回家", "target": "毕竟刚开学不久" }, { "source": "毕竟刚开学不久", "target": "对呀费钱来回特麻烦" }, { "source": "好久没看见你了", "target": "哈哈那有机会见见了啊!" }, { "source": "我最近忙不过来了不能去看你了你要好好听医生话", "target": "嗯嗯,一定的" }, { "source": "酒吧可以改成家里么", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "月收入百万时可别忘了我喔", "target": "我又不是贵人,怎么会忘记呢" }, { "source": "什么游戏?推荐一下", "target": "看门狗" }, { "source": "看门狗", "target": "谢啦" }, { "source": "等我回来直接给你抢走可以吗没人监视你吧", "target": "可以!" }, { "source": "唉,顿时心碎了一地,爱张翰爱了五年啊", "target": "别那么传统吗,交五个又怎么了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈你有伴了", "target": "是它有伴了" }, { "source": "我再不正常最关键的时候也只有我陪你", "target": "这个可是个大实话呀哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这个可是个大实话呀哈哈哈", "target": "事实好吧你看他们哪个在" }, { "source": "事实好吧你看他们哪个在", "target": "我说的就是大实话啊确实不在啊。关键时刻" }, { "source": "我说的就是大实话啊确实不在啊。关键时刻", "target": "都是我在" }, { "source": "都是我在", "target": "是的呀关键时刻你都在但不关键时刻你不在" }, { "source": "是的呀关键时刻你都在但不关键时刻你不在", "target": "不关键好歹还冒泡的" }, { "source": "不关键好歹还冒泡的", "target": "冒得好少哦" }, { "source": "冒得好少哦", "target": "比他们多多了" }, { "source": "比他们多多了", "target": "那是他们开了你估计没见到" }, { "source": "那是他们开了你估计没见到", "target": "切就是不在" }, { "source": "切就是不在", "target": "在的啦我看到了" }, { "source": "在的啦我看到了", "target": "转发的不少了吧,比致青春还火" }, { "source": "转发的不少了吧,比致青春还火", "target": "不知道呀" }, { "source": "不知道呀", "target": "万和的广告,拍的好漂亮" }, { "source": "万和的广告,拍的好漂亮", "target": "我看到啦就是喜欢" }, { "source": "我看到啦就是喜欢", "target": "你干嘛呢" }, { "source": "你干嘛呢", "target": "聊天呀" }, { "source": "是不是空间也发了一遍", "target": "那倒没有,很久不发空间" }, { "source": "那倒没有,很久不发空间", "target": "不过你发了我也看不到没有" }, { "source": "不过你发了我也看不到没有", "target": "哈哈哈就不能让你看到,不然又得说我" }, { "source": "你好", "target": "咋的呢?" }, { "source": "咋的呢?", "target": "我外号叫十一月" }, { "source": "我外号叫十一月", "target": "你不叫大翟吗?" }, { "source": "你不叫大翟吗?", "target": "不是啊,这是谁啊" }, { "source": "不是啊,这是谁啊", "target": "那你是?" }, { "source": "那你是?", "target": "你说呢,我是谁" }, { "source": "你说呢,我是谁", "target": "我一直以为你是,,," }, { "source": "我一直以为你是,,,", "target": "嘿嘿," }, { "source": "别叹气", "target": "情人节快乐。。" }, { "source": "情人节快乐。。", "target": "快乐个毛啊别硬撑" }, { "source": "快乐个毛啊别硬撑", "target": "七夕,我略过,现在我的时间是2012.08.248:50a.m." }, { "source": "不要妄自菲薄啊朋友!", "target": "不是,怎么就妄自菲薄了,我觉得挺好" }, { "source": "好想打你+1", "target": "时差倒过没" }, { "source": "今晚演唱会你在啊", "target": "不晓得勒" }, { "source": "不晓得勒", "target": "我要去" }, { "source": "我要去", "target": "能带吃的来吗" }, { "source": "珍惜现在、当下", "target": "晚上好,朋友" }, { "source": "晚上好,朋友", "target": "晚上好!" }, { "source": "最难吃的东西", "target": "是的,好难吃,真不晓得怎么那么多人排队" }, { "source": "是的,好难吃,真不晓得怎么那么多人排队", "target": "真的是吃一口不想吃第二口" }, { "source": "小璐", "target": "恩,你下班了" }, { "source": "恩,你下班了", "target": "耶丝!" }, { "source": "耶丝!", "target": "下班万岁" }, { "source": "下班万岁", "target": "万岁!" }, { "source": "万岁!", "target": "现在回家不?" }, { "source": "现在回家不?", "target": "怎么啦?" }, { "source": "怎么啦?", "target": "我就是问你有没有到家而已" }, { "source": "我就是问你有没有到家而已", "target": "没有呢" }, { "source": "没有呢", "target": "公交?开车?" }, { "source": "每次你发照片我都好开心!真情实感的说。", "target": "那以后希望我发图片不墨迹!!也是太爱你了" }, { "source": "这真的。。。有耳机为啥不戴啊真的素质堪忧", "target": "因为有些人就是这样" }, { "source": "今晚看了两局怂狼跟两狼自曝感觉没啥意思", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈~!那姐,嫩这美梦做的~!梦醒了吧?", "target": "可能没做上哈哈~" }, { "source": "三星自带的闪光灯足以达到这亮度", "target": "炸开来的那种吗" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "是呀!" }, { "source": "是呀!", "target": "很忙吗" }, { "source": "很忙吗", "target": "嗯嗯,是,很少来了!" }, { "source": "啥时候分手", "target": "快了快了。别急。" }, { "source": "我喜欢的是你的点评,不是你的脸", "target": "和你比,我就比较肤浅了,我只想睡他" }, { "source": "大名鼎鼎", "target": "也没有" }, { "source": "也没有", "target": "吃过饭准备看书了" }, { "source": "我觉得你老实待在家应该就没事了", "target": "我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "面对卤人甲的鸡翅,陀陀还保持着王子的高贵与端庄", "target": "哈哈哈,这是什么电视剧啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,这是什么电视剧啊", "target": "舞乐传奇,很推荐不错的" }, { "source": "27年", "target": "心疼一波大兄弟" }, { "source": "心疼一波大兄弟", "target": "我是女生" }, { "source": "半夜化妆", "target": "白天化的" }, { "source": "表白女神", "target": "脸红了好么话说你咋离校那么晚?" }, { "source": "脸红了好么话说你咋离校那么晚?", "target": "我们26号才答辩,7月7号才毕业典礼,晚出新高度" }, { "source": "我们26号才答辩,7月7号才毕业典礼,晚出新高度", "target": "那你和关还能玩几天" }, { "source": "核桃刷的挺干净啊", "target": "把我累够呛!我家老头看见了管我要呢!" }, { "source": "把我累够呛!我家老头看见了管我要呢!", "target": "真不错" }, { "source": "真不错", "target": "喜欢呀?" }, { "source": "在国外才知道自己多爱国", "target": "那算你不懂事呢,还是国家有毛病" }, { "source": "割双眼皮了…", "target": "我也觉得是" }, { "source": "我兄弟单独约我对象出去看电影,对象和我说了,不知道我兄弟什么意思,但是对象是站我这边的,我和我兄弟认识二十几年了,一直觉得他人不错,没想到他会盯上我对象呵呵", "target": "约就约了,约你对象是给你面子!说明你对象好看。你该开心才对" }, { "source": "约就约了,约你对象是给你面子!说明你对象好看。你该开心才对", "target": "你就是他的兄弟吧" }, { "source": "这曾是儿时最讨厌的画面,白驹过隙,已成回忆。", "target": "每次都抱着希望看一眼,以为会有节目" }, { "source": "好喜欢的颜色。我谢谢你的安利嘻嘻嘻嘻我开心因为我买的起", "target": "嘻嘻嘻好好看嘞" }, { "source": "泰亨爱我", "target": "我有张国卡有望升r" }, { "source": "我有张国卡有望升r", "target": "我正在升" }, { "source": "我正在升", "target": "我会比你快" }, { "source": "我会比你快", "target": "好的祝你成功" }, { "source": "大叔很帅啊,才发现帅叔叔,哈哈", "target": "哪有帅大叔啊?都是妹妹!" }, { "source": "哪有帅大叔啊?都是妹妹!", "target": "说你呢,呵呵" }, { "source": "楼上除了活捉毫无别的本事了耶", "target": "还会把你拖出去斩啦" }, { "source": "欣姐最近在干嘛呢", "target": "上班啊!!!累,,感觉不会再爱了" }, { "source": "晚上跑步的吗", "target": "其实不算跑步,算快走" }, { "source": "哥们儿能回个关注了吗?好歹几年同学撒", "target": "没发现你,我以为关注过了!" }, { "source": "没发现你,我以为关注过了!", "target": "不起眼" }, { "source": "想要成都麦鲁小城的图吱一声啊,这才应景", "target": "吱……" }, { "source": "吱……", "target": "明天发" }, { "source": "明天发", "target": "新娘还未嫁,哪有提前掀开面纱的?淡定!" }, { "source": "哇,还没穿棉毛裤啊真男人", "target": "你穿了吗" }, { "source": "整盘花生要喝酒啊!", "target": "喝不过你" }, { "source": "谁能告诉我这是录什么节目", "target": "快乐大本营" }, { "source": "快乐大本营", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "刚落地时速度那么快,怎么保持直行的?", "target": "方向舵" }, { "source": "剪头发了……这是什么发型", "target": "好看吗?" }, { "source": "我要写小花就是吐槽和批评了,免得被骂", "target": "要带着慈爱看小花" }, { "source": "要带着慈爱看小花", "target": "我身边朋友评价都不好==" }, { "source": "华东上课还可以看电影", "target": "老师放的,哈哈" }, { "source": "太美!想问你在南京哪里,我要去驻足", "target": "现在只是在种花,等我院子整修好" }, { "source": "现在只是在种花,等我院子整修好", "target": "好滴好滴,南京哪个区的呀,看看离的还远" }, { "source": "身材超赞", "target": "现在不来赛了" }, { "source": "现在不来赛了", "target": "来什么塞噢" }, { "source": "谢大家,科二已过,下周科三,到时候你们还要借我运气!", "target": "考完直接过年" }, { "source": "考完直接过年", "target": "还需加油!" }, { "source": "365天不间断尊重?", "target": "我这几天格外尊重…" }, { "source": "哇。弹力龟本体嘛,身材好棒", "target": "太瘦……" }, { "source": "终于啊~两个瞅着高冷的人怎能长久。", "target": "必须得一个高冷,一个逗比,是吧" }, { "source": "必须得一个高冷,一个逗比,是吧", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "你屋子里那是小板凳么", "target": "小P友坐的" }, { "source": "我记得原版是可以看见鸟的。这个怎么没有?鸟呢?飞走了", "target": "你这小鸟人" }, { "source": "荔枝?圆球?", "target": "那你不就成榴莲!!" }, { "source": "那你不就成榴莲!!", "target": "不!我皮肤好" }, { "source": "不!我皮肤好", "target": "我是说你的味道" }, { "source": "你换号啦", "target": "换省啦。" }, { "source": "话说你不会买一个自带数据线的充电宝", "target": "那是别人的充电宝,线也是别人在用" }, { "source": "明明有礼物", "target": "啊那个时候还没收到礼物" }, { "source": "都是独生子,一牺牲一家就完了", "target": "说的没毛病,能维持和平当然更好,但战争真的暴风独生子也不怂" }, { "source": "节日快乐", "target": "姐姐也要快乐" }, { "source": "哇塞,你和我妈妈同一天生日", "target": "那是挺巧" }, { "source": "生不出儿子女儿还嫁不出去真的好捉急", "target": "我今天三根签求满送了十个元宝" }, { "source": "我今天三根签求满送了十个元宝", "target": "你是哪个区的?!" }, { "source": "你是哪个区的?!", "target": "凤仪殿23区" }, { "source": "凤仪殿23区", "target": "我也是!我女儿等着你儿子" }, { "source": "我也是!我女儿等着你儿子", "target": "刚才我又生了一个儿子~哈哈哈哈.明天估计还能生一个" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊~~", "target": "谢谢哟" }, { "source": "冷水洗脸好", "target": "可是好痛苦" }, { "source": "羡慕放假的人", "target": "你快回来" }, { "source": "你快回来", "target": "今年不在家过年" }, { "source": "有我家烊烊?为啥我烊消息每次都是突然蹦出来的", "target": "突如其来的惊喜" }, { "source": "真幸福啊~", "target": "还可以" }, { "source": "还可以", "target": "啥叫还可以?" }, { "source": "眼袋好深的,话说老师也在看那!不过那些名牌衣服倒是很多,那件编织袋衣服哈啊", "target": "衣服架子确实不错。就是没有了雏菊时的灵气,感觉比男主老很多啊。还是喜欢继承者中的小朴。" }, { "source": "衣服架子确实不错。就是没有了雏菊时的灵气,感觉比男主老很多啊。还是喜欢继承者中的小朴。", "target": "我竟然当时装剧来看了,自己没了身材看别人打扮漂亮也不错。话说继承者我还没看过" }, { "source": "关注我吧~谢谢了。祝你节日快乐", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "为什么?", "target": "因为你是好人" }, { "source": "因为你是好人", "target": "我是坏人" }, { "source": "强大的车友", "target": "的确是" }, { "source": "来看你了", "target": "哈喽" }, { "source": "请问探险日记还有续集吗", "target": "有!" }, { "source": "天若有情天亦老人若有情死得早!", "target": "若为自由故,两者皆可抛?" }, { "source": "若为自由故,两者皆可抛?", "target": "问君能有几多愁恰似一壶二锅头!" }, { "source": "问君能有几多愁恰似一壶二锅头!", "target": "借问酒家何处有!牧童遥知新华村!" }, { "source": "终于抗不住我了", "target": "爱的太浓厚太深切蹦了" }, { "source": "爱的太浓厚太深切蹦了", "target": "心碎成渣" }, { "source": "下回用瓶装矿泉水弄", "target": "嗯。。。真是啊啊。。。想喝不,明个搞点?" }, { "source": "亲你照这个方子量合适么我的量少了想问多出来的酸奶混奶油要怎么处理呢?", "target": "这正好是四个的量,多出来的装盒子里,放冰箱冷冻,当冰激凌吃" }, { "source": "这正好是四个的量,多出来的装盒子里,放冰箱冷冻,当冰激凌吃", "target": "好的谢谢" }, { "source": "你怎么知道", "target": "你不知道谁知道阿" }, { "source": "你不知道谁知道阿", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "你想表达什么?", "target": "这句话什么意思" }, { "source": "这句话什么意思", "target": "就是“你的意思是什么”" }, { "source": "就是“你的意思是什么”", "target": ",跟一个机器人较真累不累" }, { "source": "你丑丑", "target": "这点排除,他依然心里有我。为什么要分手呢。" }, { "source": "她在东东那里破一千呢,我在坐等他们破一千,我等得好锐啊", "target": "她来了。" }, { "source": "她来了。", "target": "艾特了不留言…" }, { "source": "艾特了不留言…", "target": "我留言了。。" }, { "source": "我留言了。。", "target": "木有删了" }, { "source": "等下开饭了", "target": "我吃饱了,你吃不吃随意……" }, { "source": "一个男人叫女人救,还是男人?", "target": "她也就是调侃一下嘛大家不要太往心里去咯" }, { "source": "她也就是调侃一下嘛大家不要太往心里去咯", "target": "我就只是想打她一顿,大家也不要往心里去咯" }, { "source": "我就只是想打她一顿,大家也不要往心里去咯", "target": "啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "都不抱抱姐,不和你玩了", "target": "抱抱姐姐" }, { "source": "分手割蛋的那种?", "target": "哐哐撞大墙那种" }, { "source": "哐哐撞大墙那种", "target": "就是割腕那种?" }, { "source": "就是割腕那种?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "性格可爱,长得有点丑", "target": "你好看?" }, { "source": "早晨起来感怀一下人生", "target": "会玩" }, { "source": "会玩", "target": "人家最近在学城里人都被你花现了" }, { "source": "兴来每独往,胜事空自知。行到水穷处,坐看云起时。", "target": "那种淡然心态还需要修行,我太急躁了" }, { "source": "垃圾跟国足一样没希望", "target": "呦呵,你连垃圾都不如呢," }, { "source": "看猫儿冲出来", "target": "要是真的我就只有躲在铺盖头哭了" }, { "source": "要是真的我就只有躲在铺盖头哭了", "target": "为什么不当场哭给他们看" }, { "source": "我经常跟别人说人丑就要多读书。。。", "target": "为什么也是这句啊不鼓励人啊" }, { "source": "为什么也是这句啊不鼓励人啊", "target": "这句话很励志拉" }, { "source": "爱的就是你的主动!同学!上辈子我积累的运气得到回报了!所以我可以不需要再用同学这个称谓叫你!老婆!你是我的!!我爱你!!", "target": "廖同学!太露骨啦" }, { "source": "同学放学一起回家吗", "target": "不了" }, { "source": "不了", "target": "晚了我们已经一起回家了" }, { "source": "天天都在过节", "target": "哦,对对对,对的人每天都是情人节,呵呵" }, { "source": "祝您福星高照寿比南山", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "作思密达~", "target": "姐难得作一回,现在可冷了思密达~给你点儿凉气~" }, { "source": "姐难得作一回,现在可冷了思密达~给你点儿凉气~", "target": "爷现在晚上住你们寝这样一起走方便~" }, { "source": "说好的牛仔裤呢", "target": "都不好看的...而且感觉有点假" }, { "source": "都不好看的...而且感觉有点假", "target": "行吧" }, { "source": "行吧", "target": "有榴莲干哦,我在慈溪" }, { "source": "有榴莲干哦,我在慈溪", "target": "你怎么来慈溪了" }, { "source": "我今天回内江", "target": "你今天好久回" }, { "source": "你今天好久回", "target": "路上" }, { "source": "像我这样受几天苦你就知道程序员这份工作是多么的棒了", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "呵呵", "target": "呵呵!" }, { "source": "刚刚上火车走了", "target": "不巧" }, { "source": "榨汁机你要干啥?之前我看顾申宇榨鸡肉。。整个人都懵了。", "target": "榨果汁,嗯,顺便也可以榨肉,再加个蛋!" }, { "source": "榨果汁,嗯,顺便也可以榨肉,再加个蛋!", "target": "你要是就一人份,买这种便携杯的搅拌机就行。。打个蔬果冰块没问题。牌子你自己看,我是带回来的,国内我看也有好多种呢。大的果汁机那种汁肉分离的你平时用不上吧~" }, { "source": "你要是就一人份,买这种便携杯的搅拌机就行。。打个蔬果冰块没问题。牌子你自己看,我是带回来的,国内我看也有好多种呢。大的果汁机那种汁肉分离的你平时用不上吧~", "target": "好像挺不错的样子,我要挑个便宜的,省下来买水果。赶在天气还没这么热,衣服还没那么露前。" }, { "source": "提前认识比赛做出应对策略能够更好的在总决赛上发挥应有的水平", "target": "哈哈对极了" }, { "source": "画龙点睛", "target": "津津乐道" }, { "source": "回来过3.8啊", "target": "那你说说活动安排嘛~" }, { "source": "那你说说活动安排嘛~", "target": "我上班" }, { "source": "我上班", "target": "难道女同事不放半天假?!" }, { "source": "又睡好晚呀。", "target": "对呀。。最近感觉睡不着" }, { "source": "对呀。。最近感觉睡不着", "target": "怎么了。有心事呀" }, { "source": "喜欢我就明说", "target": "哈哈你好小可爱" }, { "source": "哈哈你好小可爱", "target": "自动回复不得理你" }, { "source": "自动回复不得理你", "target": "不会有空一定第一时间回你" }, { "source": "不要劈了,让他跪吧,他不是要跪榴莲了,热水器是不是还没修好,给他差评", "target": "能告诉我“热水器”是什么梗吗?" }, { "source": "今天难道不出山?", "target": "在哪" }, { "source": "某人的女神", "target": "谁?" }, { "source": "谁?", "target": "你呀" }, { "source": "你呀", "target": "我是某人的女神?" }, { "source": "我是某人的女神?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "课馀生活很丰富", "target": "遇见大佬瑟瑟发抖" }, { "source": "肚子饿", "target": "你一定是瘦子" }, { "source": "忍肯定是不行", "target": "这个真不好说⋯⋯和情商低的人相处太累了,不过自己甘愿付出的也不好说什么" }, { "source": "你养起来只是为了吃着更美味", "target": "脑子是个好东西,你父母没给你?老子花几千块买的狗为了吃?弱智" }, { "source": "脑子是个好东西,你父母没给你?老子花几千块买的狗为了吃?弱智", "target": "懂什么叫比喻吗?算了。你这类人我见多了,说多了也没用,脑子只有一根筋" }, { "source": "噗,你是睡醒了哇?", "target": "哎呀。。昨天睡的太晚了~" }, { "source": "没有酸菜我也爱吃卤肉饭……", "target": "这家确实是好吃,就在85大楼下,而且我发现鱼肚饭更香" }, { "source": "这家确实是好吃,就在85大楼下,而且我发现鱼肚饭更香", "target": "你现在跟我讲这些有什么用,我又吃不到。" }, { "source": "你瘦啦", "target": "是吗" }, { "source": "你又有啥事了?", "target": "这周末就知道了…" }, { "source": "这周末就知道了…", "target": "孩子性别?" }, { "source": "孩子性别?", "target": "不是…" }, { "source": "想要锁屏壁纸", "target": "那我发给你" }, { "source": "求拖鞋~", "target": "我有两对~一对外用一对内用一对日用一对夜用" }, { "source": "小冰有几个名字?", "target": "对不要脸" }, { "source": "对不要脸", "target": "小妞" }, { "source": "工作很累,又不敢辞职", "target": "没有理想,为了钱还是不要辞吧,到哪都有委屈、挫折成长的应当是你的承受能力" }, { "source": "今天分手了", "target": "分手快乐" }, { "source": "哈哈让你等这么久的剧场有让你失望么?", "target": "木有!!!而且完全意料之外!!!超有梗剧情+超到位表情~收藏之" }, { "source": "木有!!!而且完全意料之外!!!超有梗剧情+超到位表情~收藏之", "target": "哈哈好高评价也敢提前吹嘘的不能没有梗啦" }, { "source": "哈哈好高评价也敢提前吹嘘的不能没有梗啦", "target": "实话嘛·~郁闷心情完全被治愈~" }, { "source": "把栗子装到塑料袋里,使劲在地上摔打,特好使的一个方法", "target": "我试试" }, { "source": "父母,管的太严了怎么办?不让我和同学过夜,不让我电头发,我真的觉得好拘束", "target": "我今年22,刚刚大四毕业了,也顺利考上了某单位,可是我爸还是不让我玩手机,周末在家要看名着,晚上出去玩之前要报备跟谁一起,九点之前必须到家,不可以和同龄人一起旅游" }, { "source": "次奥你都不说给我整点来", "target": "哈哈。" }, { "source": "过滤什么用的??", "target": "水,是个器皿" }, { "source": "水,是个器皿", "target": "你是要用来喝的么?" }, { "source": "又闯祸呐", "target": "这两天爱咬人" }, { "source": "你把相机调成黑白拍", "target": "懂了那色温就白平衡就行了哇?要在干净的墙就行了?" }, { "source": "懂了那色温就白平衡就行了哇?要在干净的墙就行了?", "target": "你就黑白……别调色……统一色温" }, { "source": "你就黑白……别调色……统一色温", "target": "好的。三Q。" }, { "source": "赖床包接送么", "target": "有钩机接送,把你和床一起送来" }, { "source": "比如你送他一个手提包而他只想要一个限定皮肤??", "target": "试问我给他的送的那些东西哪样他不喜欢哪样不是贴心贴到心窝子里的" }, { "source": "去云南啦,我等美景看哦", "target": "都没怎么好好玩" }, { "source": "都没怎么好好玩", "target": "为什么没有好好玩啊" }, { "source": "为什么没有好好玩啊", "target": "太晒,我怕晒" }, { "source": "太晒,我怕晒", "target": "忘记你怕晒了,这时候真的很热呀,雪山能看到吗" }, { "source": "那个时候你还总跟我显摆自己有多瘦。", "target": "你也胖了。" }, { "source": "你也胖了。", "target": "有本事你再瘦一个看看" }, { "source": "嬷嬷好", "target": "拖出去斩喽" }, { "source": "如何解决午餐?...外出?", "target": "还未解决!你电脑又!罢!工!了!!!" }, { "source": "失眠超痛苦", "target": "我是睡不着。" }, { "source": "乖女儿", "target": "快点学习一下~~~" }, { "source": "快点学习一下~~~", "target": "其实我也想〜可我一回来我妈就在不断给我买东西〜" }, { "source": "其实我也想〜可我一回来我妈就在不断给我买东西〜", "target": "哎~~我妈没给我买好吃的~~~" }, { "source": "哎~~我妈没给我买好吃的~~~", "target": "哈哈能和爸妈在一起就很开心啦" }, { "source": "一直以为自己什么都不怕,也逐渐战胜着对某些东西的恐惧。可是总有些想说的话,不知如何说起,有时战胜了心里的脆弱,有些话最后还是跟有些人在某些时间说了,可也只是一部分,还有些话虽然是非常想告诉一个人,可就是不知如何开口,更不知道说出来后对方会怎样想,也害怕知道,最后永远埋藏心底", "target": "爱要怎么说出口" }, { "source": "爱要怎么说出口", "target": "好应景的歌" }, { "source": "好应景的歌", "target": "那就点一首呗!" }, { "source": "那就点一首呗!", "target": "今天不点歌嘿嘿" }, { "source": "今天不点歌嘿嘿", "target": "那今晚应该也会有那首" }, { "source": "那今晚应该也会有那首", "target": "恩希望有" }, { "source": "你还在厦门啊", "target": "回来了~" }, { "source": "我空虚寂寞冷等了你三刻钟哎!", "target": "我为了回复你只睡了三刻钟就醒了啊" }, { "source": "我为了回复你只睡了三刻钟就醒了啊", "target": "你赢了!!" }, { "source": "贼么?结了?", "target": "没。雾霾。。老师比较体贴" }, { "source": "没。雾霾。。老师比较体贴", "target": ",我们周六一门课考试" }, { "source": "木有变,一眼就知,最帅的那个嘛,", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "平时加95的油,最近一次不小心加成92了有事吗?马自达cx4多问一句,后续还想加95,开到油箱报警就成吗", "target": "真有钱,CX4加95,膜拜你,土豪" }, { "source": "真有钱,CX4加95,膜拜你,土豪", "target": "昨天看到宝骏510加95,拍了照不是会员贴不了图。。" }, { "source": "昨天看到宝骏510加95,拍了照不是会员贴不了图。。", "target": "我也看见过一个五菱加95,果然后驱战胜" }, { "source": "桃子姐姐", "target": "哈哈,你真是聪明与美貌并存的女子!" }, { "source": "越长越瘦,多吃点,别太累", "target": "嗯谢谢关心" }, { "source": "满屏的尴尬同意的顶我", "target": "呵呵,黄渤把那种憋屈感演的淋漓尽致,你居然说满屏尴尬?" }, { "source": "呵呵,黄渤把那种憋屈感演的淋漓尽致,你居然说满屏尴尬?", "target": "满屏都是他自己的脸呗" }, { "source": "有没有刘海都美", "target": "么了个哒~" }, { "source": "么了个哒~", "target": "花式爱心" }, { "source": "为什么要黑姗姗,不喜欢也没必要这样啊!", "target": "你哪只眼睛看到我黑她了。看清楚再说。OK,我那是挺她,你懂不?" }, { "source": "有女盆友的情况下才算出轨吧", "target": "所以首先我是个男人。" }, { "source": "所以首先我是个男人。", "target": "首先我知道" }, { "source": "首先我知道", "target": "女人也知道、所以不会给你被勾引的机会。" }, { "source": "你很早啊", "target": "两年来第一次六点之前起床" }, { "source": "你姓小?", "target": "偶跟老大姓" }, { "source": "在哪咖啡", "target": "就是这么一说" }, { "source": "就是这么一说", "target": "哪抄来的" }, { "source": "哪抄来的", "target": "这是歌词,我看也就你没发现" }, { "source": "这是歌词,我看也就你没发现", "target": "我土了..." }, { "source": "我土了...", "target": "嗯,现在发现还能改" }, { "source": "嗯,现在发现还能改", "target": "你在工商学院?" }, { "source": "你在工商学院?", "target": "干嘛" }, { "source": "干嘛", "target": "没事," }, { "source": "没事,", "target": "没事就别问" }, { "source": "你真的是小仙女喔", "target": "你不信?" }, { "source": "你不信?", "target": "你说出来我好像就信了" }, { "source": "你说出来我好像就信了", "target": "信了就好乖" }, { "source": "信了就好乖", "target": "小仙女早点睡乖" }, { "source": "小仙女早点睡乖", "target": "仙女想要熬夜感受黑夜的气息" }, { "source": "请问离河东有多远?我有人在那边!!!谢谢", "target": "具体多远我不太清楚" }, { "source": "南方叫云吞北方叫馄饨吧。。你这个可以叫小馄饨..", "target": "你不是南方人吗小云吞" }, { "source": "你不是南方人吗小云吞", "target": "你让我说点什么好.." }, { "source": "寒冰出什么符文?", "target": "攻速符文.嘎嘎." }, { "source": "攻速符文.嘎嘎.", "target": "为毛?" }, { "source": "喝酒啦?", "target": "来了说" }, { "source": "来了说", "target": "我来到啥时候了,就现在说" }, { "source": "岁月神偷", "target": "谁让时间是一场有去无回的旅行" }, { "source": "这么自黑真的好吗?有毒我可以盗去作表情包吗?求回复", "target": "就是给你用的" }, { "source": "就是给你用的", "target": "哦吼吼那我就盗走了" }, { "source": "我回国的时候,从法国带了15个杯子回家,我妈当时都疯了不过确实沉", "target": "哈哈,你现在应该处于筑巢期吧?几个月啦" }, { "source": "哈哈,你现在应该处于筑巢期吧?几个月啦", "target": "34周?应该" }, { "source": "34周?应该", "target": "哈哈,我也弄不太清楚的。快啦!" }, { "source": "哈哈,我也弄不太清楚的。快啦!", "target": "下个月中我要减肥" }, { "source": "下个月中我要减肥", "target": "我到现在也是这个想法,体重回不去" }, { "source": "我到现在也是这个想法,体重回不去", "target": "看照片很瘦阿!" }, { "source": "看照片很瘦阿!", "target": "主要是肚子啦" }, { "source": "主要是肚子啦", "target": "剖腹产好像腹部恢复的慢" }, { "source": "剖腹产好像腹部恢复的慢", "target": "嗯。。。。" }, { "source": "嗯。。。。", "target": "不过葫芦也那么大了……做仰卧起坐管用应该" }, { "source": "不过葫芦也那么大了……做仰卧起坐管用应该", "target": "其实减肚子只有少吃,特别是糖油和碳水化合物,道理都懂,办起来困难" }, { "source": "其实减肚子只有少吃,特别是糖油和碳水化合物,道理都懂,办起来困难", "target": "喂奶阶段要想不吃这些,老人们会骂死的" }, { "source": "喂奶阶段要想不吃这些,老人们会骂死的", "target": "不过喂奶的时候多吃点没关系,造奶很燃烧能量哒" }, { "source": "拉掉吧,还举世瞩目,我认识的人就1个用索尼的,还是被我安利的,毕竟我一个人太孤单了。", "target": "您好!如果您认为不符合您的使用需求,可以选择其他的嘛。" }, { "source": "大脑当然多线程了,只是GUI线程只有一个", "target": "哈哈,我要跟你争论一下" }, { "source": "为什么我要买的时候你阻止我?我不管,我也要", "target": "你遮雨我遮太阳" }, { "source": "你遮雨我遮太阳", "target": "你好坏" }, { "source": "你好坏", "target": "你那么多伞" }, { "source": "我们也招不到人", "target": "骗人" }, { "source": "骗人", "target": "真的我呢从来不骗人的" }, { "source": "美人", "target": "不抱的感觉真好~" }, { "source": "昨天的事今天有没有新说法", "target": "根本没我周一给她发短信" }, { "source": "根本没我周一给她发短信", "target": "好吧……明天下午叫上舜威一起,两点半到三点之间去,怎样" }, { "source": "欺负我没会员是吧", "target": "我也没会员" }, { "source": "天天窝家里研究菜谱", "target": "和老太太老爷爷还有斩肉大叔聊日常" }, { "source": "和老太太老爷爷还有斩肉大叔聊日常", "target": "长辈会喜欢你这样的" }, { "source": "没事想想我还有一年", "target": "是多遭半年" }, { "source": "是多遭半年", "target": "没事你加油想哈我" }, { "source": "工作很累,又不敢辞职", "target": "其实都一样" }, { "source": "你去热力干嘛", "target": "你上课去吗" }, { "source": "你上课去吗", "target": "不去" }, { "source": "真心觉得她长发美多了", "target": "长发短发都美,不一样的感觉" }, { "source": "妖怪是什么", "target": "你不就是猪妖吗" }, { "source": "你不就是猪妖吗", "target": "你是高老庄的小媳妇" }, { "source": "吖~生快!", "target": "谢啦" }, { "source": "啥时候买车?", "target": "也买不起" }, { "source": "原来你一直在浅水区游啊", "target": "是啊。" }, { "source": "是啊。", "target": "哎," }, { "source": "我就过来问问看了首映的人的影评", "target": "全场都流泪的感觉很神奇" }, { "source": "你已经够那啥了。。。你的身材比例来看,90一下才算瘦。。。你都96了。。。你让那些160公分以上的,90多的。。。怎么看你。。。阿弥陀佛!施主,啊保重~", "target": "谁说我96?明明86" }, { "source": "如果打算爱一个人,你要想清楚,是否愿意为了他,放弃如上帝般自由的心灵,从此心甘情愿有了羁绊。", "target": "还没这个打算" }, { "source": "鸭子好手艺", "target": "手艺是不错,,就是味道不好。" }, { "source": "回来面八一下。", "target": "我能吐槽三天三夜" }, { "source": "我能吐槽三天三夜", "target": "我最喜欢了!不去今天来八一下吧!!" }, { "source": "我最喜欢了!不去今天来八一下吧!!", "target": "这颗八卦的心哟" }, { "source": "我是真的觉得楠哥的每套搭配我都超级喜欢", "target": "喜欢我最好啦~" }, { "source": "通过戒指我找到了自己", "target": "最细的那个你的好认" }, { "source": "你脸是越来越小了", "target": "我瘦了。。" }, { "source": "我瘦了。。", "target": "杂感觉出了次国削骨整容了一样。" }, { "source": "杂感觉出了次国削骨整容了一样。", "target": "不是吧是因为头发遮住了。。" }, { "source": "你什么时候嫁我我就什么时候娶你", "target": "不嫁了你这人这么不主动" }, { "source": "有钱真好,我要做你男朋友。", "target": "凯狗你不行你太短了" }, { "source": "凯狗你不行你太短了", "target": "业狗你膨胀了" }, { "source": "喝水,", "target": "肚子都喝来胀圆了,现在回蒙阳养起了、" }, { "source": "肚子都喝来胀圆了,现在回蒙阳养起了、", "target": "怎么整得这么凶?好生休息哈" }, { "source": "秒赞有木有", "target": "有真的有" }, { "source": "不能接近你了免得带回家跳蚤", "target": "我有家不能回" }, { "source": "我有家不能回", "target": "你还有乡下的家〜" }, { "source": "下班了", "target": "我想吃满记" }, { "source": "辣鸡威锋小编准备好了吗", "target": "你一个妹子居然叫别人辣鸡,你良心不会痛吗" }, { "source": "你一个妹子居然叫别人辣鸡,你良心不会痛吗", "target": "是嘴巴不会痛吧" }, { "source": "我有点想你但看你沉迷追星", "target": "天哪你竟然想我了可是我回不来怎么办" }, { "source": "回家了?", "target": "是滴。你工作找的怎样了?" }, { "source": "是滴。你工作找的怎样了?", "target": "在这边的镇上找了" }, { "source": "确实温暖啊!今天打开从家里带来的香菇酱,妈妈用保鲜膜给我包裹了好几层,怕撞破了弄脏衣服。合你的感受相同", "target": "哎哎~~~最是妈妈细心~~~" }, { "source": "我来了", "target": "嗯嗯~" }, { "source": "嗯嗯~", "target": "有啥想说的说吧" }, { "source": "有啥想说的说吧", "target": "嘘,不能给你说~自行理解吧" }, { "source": "爱你们,无论最后输赢,打完给你们直播看", "target": "说好的直播呢等的我都快冬眠了" }, { "source": "说好的直播呢等的我都快冬眠了", "target": "我的意思是打完秋季赛直播……" }, { "source": "我的意思是打完秋季赛直播……", "target": "所以我傻乎乎的等了两三天才知道你可能季后赛完才直播" }, { "source": "冰封战神", "target": "我相信冰封战神会出来" }, { "source": "你好像很喜欢那个映山红嘛", "target": "还好吧。。。。" }, { "source": "羊:你能不能别往我脸上倒..", "target": "我也这意见" }, { "source": "手机上不能转么", "target": "超过5000转钱就需要密码器" }, { "source": "距离上次毕业两年了……好想再经历一次毕业", "target": "下次老年大学了" }, { "source": "下次老年大学了", "target": "哥哥哎你就不能安慰我一下以后考研还是有机会的" }, { "source": "哥哥哎你就不能安慰我一下以后考研还是有机会的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈不知道你学历呀" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈不知道你学历呀", "target": "本科毕业都两年了你是最近也要毕业了嘛" }, { "source": "本科毕业都两年了你是最近也要毕业了嘛", "target": "是啊毕业展好累啊" }, { "source": "是啊毕业展好累啊", "target": "摸摸头【好像太高了够不到……,等毕业了就好啦,可以好好上班啦~~" }, { "source": "社长,你去哪了。。。", "target": "拍戏呢~" }, { "source": "拍戏呢~", "target": "这次消失了好久。。。" }, { "source": "假期鱼块哦", "target": "想吃..鱼了" }, { "source": "归来归来", "target": "我的内心是拒绝的" }, { "source": "任经理遭了哇?好久切安慰一下。", "target": "哈哈!对头!" }, { "source": "哈哈!对头!", "target": "肯定是骄傲了,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哥,周四快乐!", "target": "美图早安,周五快乐!" }, { "source": "美图早安,周五快乐!", "target": "哥,上午好!周末快乐!" }, { "source": "时过境迁啊,你老了", "target": "老……了……" }, { "source": "大学我来了!大学我走了!", "target": "=.=我们走了很久了..." }, { "source": "=.=我们走了很久了...", "target": "是啥!前面对他们说的,后面对我们说的" }, { "source": "是啥!前面对他们说的,后面对我们说的", "target": "好吧,其实能上我还是希望能重上一次大学滴~~" }, { "source": "多肉的春天确实来啦", "target": "是啊……" }, { "source": "你还想跟我比幸福?看到我奢靡的生活了吗?颤抖吧小黑人!!", "target": "请带上我!" }, { "source": "请带上我!", "target": "请奔跑跟上我" }, { "source": "为什么不给宝宝蓄发呀~我看我小时候照片都是短发可伤心了", "target": "太早留头发发量会少脑门还秃" }, { "source": "毛不易!", "target": "毛不易啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈冬天脱衣服一路火花带闪电", "target": "噼里啪啦" }, { "source": "早生贵子", "target": "哈?" }, { "source": "哈?", "target": "没毛病啊" }, { "source": "没毛病啊", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "明天你几点起床", "target": "11点吧" }, { "source": "马上到广州了", "target": "啥时候到,来出差啊,我今天不去医院" }, { "source": "啥时候到,来出差啊,我今天不去医院", "target": "我回广州总部公司开年会了" }, { "source": "我回广州总部公司开年会了", "target": "噢,那空了就联系我带你转转" }, { "source": "我看到了好利来", "target": "好吧眼神棒棒" }, { "source": "好吧眼神棒棒", "target": "还有沟帮子烧鸡" }, { "source": "还有沟帮子烧鸡", "target": "你用放大镜看的吗" }, { "source": "你用放大镜看的吗", "target": "没有啊。在你身边看的" }, { "source": "没有啊。在你身边看的", "target": "我自己都看不出来感觉模模糊糊的" }, { "source": "我自己都看不出来感觉模模糊糊的", "target": "吃货" }, { "source": "我恨我没有点烟火", "target": "还有为什么新娘心酸到只有一根烟火哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈还是问别人要的哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "还有为什么新娘心酸到只有一根烟火哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈还是问别人要的哈哈哈哈", "target": "我没提前根策划说我要玩焰火我以为她知道结果她豪气的全分了" }, { "source": "我没提前根策划说我要玩焰火我以为她知道结果她豪气的全分了", "target": "我也只有一根十几秒的时间拍的好紧急" }, { "source": "还是AKU的最好吃哪天过来给你送两只“李结巴”", "target": "这名字" }, { "source": "你好歹把眼睛打马赛克噻", "target": "脸皮都那么厚了,用不着" }, { "source": "在宿舍了?老大,快搞清洁,帮忙抹抹我的桌子回来打赏你噢,把我位置打扫干净喔", "target": "我自己睡觉呀,我怕黑的你给我什么呀" }, { "source": "我自己睡觉呀,我怕黑的你给我什么呀", "target": "你帮我打扫干净啦?" }, { "source": "旧线路的宽闸机是新买还是改造原来的旧闸机?", "target": "旧线路得橙色云闸机可以充当宽通道闸机使用的" }, { "source": "都是小吃货,注意力全在吃的上", "target": "是啊!它在都要很注意放好东西,不然就偷" }, { "source": "你又去左边到浦吖!", "target": "厦门啊" }, { "source": "厦门啊", "target": "呜…又离你好远了" }, { "source": "我爱男闺密", "target": "这个也是韩剧?" }, { "source": "这个也是韩剧?", "target": "不是,很好看又搞笑的大陆的" }, { "source": "不是,很好看又搞笑的大陆的", "target": "你看完了?多少集呢?" }, { "source": "你看完了?多少集呢?", "target": "都看完,好像是38还是37忘记了" }, { "source": "都看完,好像是38还是37忘记了", "target": "那得去看看,搞笑的就有兴趣" }, { "source": "那得去看看,搞笑的就有兴趣", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我来救你!英雄救美!", "target": "斌斌!!!!" }, { "source": "谢谢你,本来纠结调剂非全得我决定二战了…", "target": "嘿嘿嘿二战加油非全以后有的是机会!" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿二战加油非全以后有的是机会!", "target": "是的呢!不重新考后悔一辈子" }, { "source": "你给我口红,我给你口红", "target": "来来来啥牌子的" }, { "source": "美丽!!", "target": "动人吗哈哈" }, { "source": "动人吗哈哈", "target": "当然!!哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "我似乎看懂了什么。翘姐什么时候来山东玩?顺便来看看我啊﹌请你吃驴肉火烧﹌﹌", "target": "好啊好啊" }, { "source": "看这天象以为要有什么大新闻了", "target": "哈哈哈!看着天象不宜上班!" }, { "source": "辛苦了,姐姐", "target": "没看出什么端倪?" }, { "source": "哇~你好棒棒呀", "target": "语气绝对复杂昨天还真的挂电话" }, { "source": "语气绝对复杂昨天还真的挂电话", "target": "我听的是你先挂了" }, { "source": "我听的是你先挂了", "target": "???并没有" }, { "source": "???并没有", "target": "就不能好好聊天吗" }, { "source": "就不能好好聊天吗", "target": "可以,么么哒,我最喜欢你了,你是我的好朋友这样子你看可以吗" }, { "source": "恩很高兴认识你", "target": "比心" }, { "source": "比心", "target": "比心" }, { "source": "比心", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "8.18一张455原价出可以走咸鱼", "target": "我两个人" }, { "source": "我两个人", "target": "好难过去不了了" }, { "source": "你是因为太想我了,别着急,我马上就回去了", "target": "你死外面得了别回来了" }, { "source": "你死外面得了别回来了", "target": "那不行,你不想我呀?" }, { "source": "那不行,你不想我呀?", "target": "那别废话就回来呗" }, { "source": "那别废话就回来呗", "target": "对呀,我可不紧赶慢赶的,刚出机场" }, { "source": "土豪啊", "target": "土豪你别闹,你才是真土豪" }, { "source": "注意身体呢!早点休息吧!呵呵", "target": "就得瑟了下自己两年没感冒然后居然就感了==嗓子痛难眠了==" }, { "source": "就得瑟了下自己两年没感冒然后居然就感了==嗓子痛难眠了==", "target": "哦,多注意一点吧!吃点药" }, { "source": "我要一箱最好吃哒!!!!", "target": "都好吃都好吃" }, { "source": "在家里吹空调吃零食说什么", "target": "我是心疼你们" }, { "source": "是因为擀完饺子皮没洗手就打吗?", "target": "饺子脑袋啊你。" }, { "source": "饺子脑袋啊你。", "target": "哦,不是啊。。。我喜欢三鲜的,你呢?" }, { "source": "嗷嗷嗷娜姐我爱你追星看到回头钱儿了", "target": "不去,不公平" }, { "source": "一直在等着毛线球变小", "target": "噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不能聊天了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈睡了啦晚安针针小仙女~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈睡了啦晚安针针小仙女~", "target": "晚安讨厌的瘦子" }, { "source": "居然来武汉,快40°不热吗", "target": "白天其实还好,因为会坐公交,然后也不会一直在太阳底下晒着" }, { "source": "白天其实还好,因为会坐公交,然后也不会一直在太阳底下晒着", "target": "在房间里吹空调,出去吃饭都不想吃待不下去了" }, { "source": "在房间里吹空调,出去吃饭都不想吃待不下去了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "涵姐、后天我生日、害羞的说好想要啊", "target": "你是说星期三吗?" }, { "source": "你是说星期三吗?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "我两同一天生日,哈哈,我们这都过农历,我满十七岁,你呢?" }, { "source": "我两同一天生日,哈哈,我们这都过农历,我满十七岁,你呢?", "target": "我也是十七耶!咱俩太有缘了" }, { "source": "我在想什么", "target": "你在想你该减肥了" }, { "source": "你在想你该减肥了", "target": "我不认识你" }, { "source": "我不认识你", "target": "我可认识你" }, { "source": "我的心扉也打不开了,需要正确的验证码!你也帮帮我吧!我的验证码就是三个字!", "target": "腿打开,对不对" }, { "source": "我也好想吃冒菜", "target": "冒菜到处有" }, { "source": "你家收不收人", "target": "我老爸老妈都睡了,不好意思啊。。" }, { "source": "我老爸老妈都睡了,不好意思啊。。", "target": "你爸在啊哈哈没事没事" }, { "source": "你爸在啊哈哈没事没事", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "你是到处浪去了吗", "target": "广州工作了" }, { "source": "广州工作了", "target": "信你我跟你姓" }, { "source": "小可爱色", "target": "我认真的!" }, { "source": "我认真的!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我也不晓得!之前问染发小哥哥还不给我说" }, { "source": "我下午回来啦!期待一个粉红少女吧!", "target": "染发啦?" }, { "source": "决赛是什么时候啊?", "target": "应该是周日凌晨" }, { "source": "你这嘴怎么治了", "target": "需要你来治" }, { "source": "你起来了?", "target": "不仅如此我还吃饱了" }, { "source": "666你不会数数字我教你啊", "target": "用你?" }, { "source": "用你?", "target": "你直播有人看??" }, { "source": "你直播有人看??", "target": "你看过?" }, { "source": "你看过?", "target": "阿姨你长这么老我看你我不嘚吓死?" }, { "source": "阿姨你长这么老我看你我不嘚吓死?", "target": "那你快死吧" }, { "source": "你起的好早", "target": "是醒的早.困啊" }, { "source": "是醒的早.困啊", "target": "你现在在干嘛" }, { "source": "你现在在干嘛", "target": "上班啊" }, { "source": "一切都很好就是魔肥撒的好随意", "target": "不要在意细节" }, { "source": "我用过一个阿姨,卫生做得比我还好饭菜味道也可以,人随和,我是放心让她帮我采购伙食的。后来娃大了点我应付得来就辞了", "target": "有电话吗" }, { "source": "有电话吗", "target": "有是有,不过她现在正在月嫂培训,不做阿姨了" }, { "source": "有是有,不过她现在正在月嫂培训,不做阿姨了", "target": "月嫂收入高" }, { "source": "还不睡", "target": "思念太重,毕竟好久都不见你了" }, { "source": "你这是秒赞呀", "target": "么么哒、、" }, { "source": "心灵是充实的,就不会孤单", "target": "完全同意~" }, { "source": "宝宝你去楚雄州医院了啊", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "我就是楚雄的摸摸" }, { "source": "来清湖了?", "target": "呵呵,怎么可能哎,去民治了," }, { "source": "呵呵,怎么可能哎,去民治了,", "target": "那也不远了" }, { "source": "假日快乐好友,另加晚餐愉快", "target": "好友天天好心情!" }, { "source": "啦啦啦,叔叔生日快乐愿我家疯婆子帅气的老爸身体健康,平平安安", "target": "啦啦啦〜嘴最甜〜排练一天哦没事去看我哈" }, { "source": "啦啦啦〜嘴最甜〜排练一天哦没事去看我哈", "target": "哈哈哈,明明是我最乖啦〜你居然要排练一整天!!!要按时吃饭啊,中午不要乱吃东西,要吃米饭〜" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,明明是我最乖啦〜你居然要排练一整天!!!要按时吃饭啊,中午不要乱吃东西,要吃米饭〜", "target": "你来看我我就吃" }, { "source": "亲,你跑步连续多少天了啊?坚持70分钟,我的天,好厉害最少有10公里了吧", "target": "我只跑半小时、剩下都在加坡度快走、也就9公里左右" }, { "source": "3月的植物园是真的超级美", "target": "是的明年三月约起" }, { "source": "是的明年三月约起", "target": "可以的只不过我还是个摄影新手" }, { "source": "哈哈,师兄回来给我们当师弟啊", "target": "哈哈。。我也是这么想得。。我再去参加高考。再报我们学校~~" }, { "source": "哈哈。。我也是这么想得。。我再去参加高考。再报我们学校~~", "target": "很难得的想法,很少人会像师兄这样想" }, { "source": "哈哈哈赵倩去石棉嗨森咯", "target": "恩呐~你们这几天忙哇?" }, { "source": "恩呐~你们这几天忙哇?", "target": "是啊队员些才忙不过好了今天开始正常倒班了" }, { "source": "今天有四个快递正在等我呢", "target": "你也很强" }, { "source": "魔高一尺道高一丈,你没看新闻吗,作弊事件", "target": "额不知道没关注那些" }, { "source": "额不知道没关注那些", "target": "那你是不考好了?" }, { "source": "那你是不考好了?", "target": "没底" }, { "source": "没底", "target": "哪就祈祷吧" }, { "source": "天蝎座请求集合", "target": "11.12很喜欢自己生日这天超级超级喜欢" }, { "source": "11.12很喜欢自己生日这天超级超级喜欢", "target": "同月同日,就是不知道有没有同年" }, { "source": "同月同日,就是不知道有没有同年", "target": "我是00的" }, { "source": "我是00的", "target": "好吧没同年" }, { "source": "师傅又出差", "target": "是,明天就走" }, { "source": "是,明天就走", "target": "一定注意安全哈你照顾好自己小心身体" }, { "source": "一定注意安全哈你照顾好自己小心身体", "target": "放心吧~" }, { "source": "放心吧~", "target": "嗯呢好的" }, { "source": "姐姐只用对滴,不用贵呢!", "target": "这几瓶都不贵啊~你专业人士,随时嫩得水灵" }, { "source": "这几瓶都不贵啊~你专业人士,随时嫩得水灵", "target": "下次给姐姐打哈广告嘛。" }, { "source": "下次给姐姐打哈广告嘛。", "target": "要得!你看是我拿着瓶子拍呢,还是钻进瓶子里拍?才显出你产品呢滋润漫溢?" }, { "source": "你才没有这么瘦,还有头发和长相也不对,而且你的裙子没有这么长", "target": "不对,裙子比这长" }, { "source": "六七八是全选啊", "target": "对我而言我觉得不是" }, { "source": "兔妹买了啥?", "target": "2%贵到吐血" }, { "source": "2%贵到吐血", "target": "啥风格?" }, { "source": "很快啊。。。察瓦龙以后是怎么走的", "target": "察瓦龙,格布村,碧土乡,扎玉乡,左贡,路真烂。" }, { "source": "察瓦龙,格布村,碧土乡,扎玉乡,左贡,路真烂。", "target": "原来是从碧土到左贡,从察瓦龙过去左贡有多少公里?骑车能通过吗?路上感觉怎么样" }, { "source": "从今天开始我陪你们打卡!早安第一天", "target": "不打卡的都是没动力的hl我那么勤奋" }, { "source": "不打卡的都是没动力的hl我那么勤奋", "target": "对对对!你最勤奋了!" }, { "source": "可爱的猫像我小时候养的那只", "target": "好多只啊..." }, { "source": "好多只啊...", "target": "第一只" }, { "source": "第一只", "target": "..这些都好小的" }, { "source": "风信子:我还能坚持一下", "target": "哈哈哈,复花的所以开的惨" }, { "source": "姥姥刚开始练的可以在你店里买高强度的4件套吗", "target": "初级四件套比较合适" }, { "source": "你上学的时候脾气就不小", "target": "还好吧,那时候已经有所收敛了" }, { "source": "师傅!我喜欢你啊!!", "target": "你名花有主了,俺就不做小三了" }, { "source": "你名花有主了,俺就不做小三了", "target": "是他做小三!" }, { "source": "是他做小三!", "target": "我打不过这个小三吖…" }, { "source": "我打不过这个小三吖…", "target": "我们两个挑一个" }, { "source": "祝旅途愉快吖~~~", "target": "谢番鸭公寻晚虚惊一场" }, { "source": "谢番鸭公寻晚虚惊一场", "target": "我等你翻离~~注意安全。。知道无吖。。" }, { "source": "撸妹啊!克隆模式什么时候上线啊!好想去通宵啊!", "target": "通宵开黑吗" }, { "source": "通宵开黑吗", "target": "一个人" }, { "source": "我晕你没上班吗还能唱歌", "target": "昨晚唱的啊,赶紧去给我顶顶" }, { "source": "昨晚唱的啊,赶紧去给我顶顶", "target": "正在听·····别急" }, { "source": "救急不救穷", "target": "救不起,都不穷" }, { "source": "这么帅,我还能说些什么", "target": "孤单又灿烂的神鬼怪!" }, { "source": "男人最讨厌女人瞎猜,因为女人猜的太准了", "target": "点杠杠杠点终于来了找你好几次了" }, { "source": "山西的有没有集合一下", "target": "没作文吧" }, { "source": "没作文吧", "target": "就是最后一道,议论文" }, { "source": "必须的打小精明", "target": "是拉!你那小店现在生意如何?" }, { "source": "人工降雪弱爆了。", "target": "没办法在广州木有机会看下雪" }, { "source": "没办法在广州木有机会看下雪", "target": "去北方," }, { "source": "你跑丽江弄怂呢。", "target": "散!" }, { "source": "生物钟不可怕,可怕的是对任何事渐养渐成的习惯……我怕那个……", "target": "可怜的姑娘啊" }, { "source": "可怜的姑娘啊", "target": "大半夜的,哎哟……不桑感了,坤叔晚安咯……" }, { "source": "听说你有阔腿裤劵", "target": "我什么券都有" }, { "source": "你所想的亲亲,抱抱,撒娇,不找男票怎么实现", "target": "那也不是约啊" }, { "source": "那也不是约啊", "target": "请问你的办法是?" }, { "source": "请问你的办法是?", "target": "等分配" }, { "source": "等分配", "target": "该方法被分配到的几率好小" }, { "source": "该方法被分配到的几率好小", "target": "不急" }, { "source": "要多加好友,共同努力偷能量", "target": "哈哈哈经常被偷" }, { "source": "最近忙啥", "target": "没有哟。马上每门课结课了,要开始复习,准备考试了我快回来了。等我" }, { "source": "没有哟。马上每门课结课了,要开始复习,准备考试了我快回来了。等我", "target": "啊哈哈好吧!赶紧得带你超大成都到时候还是我们三个哈哈" }, { "source": "啊哈哈好吧!赶紧得带你超大成都到时候还是我们三个哈哈", "target": "要的要的,带我超我要吃好吃的" }, { "source": "你眼神好哦", "target": "我的爱" }, { "source": "这我能骄傲一年", "target": "厉害死你" }, { "source": "晚上约吗", "target": "你说!吃啥!" }, { "source": "好口耐亲亲我好想你", "target": "我明天去广州阿没时间找你下星期吧" }, { "source": "学姐个有抓着迷你小抓机啦?", "target": "没有哦我们就是去拍照的" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "蟹蟹" }, { "source": "我以前也是长了好多的闭口,每天早上照镜子都盼着消下去,后来还是弄好了", "target": "卖药么?管用么?很需要了" }, { "source": "卖药么?管用么?很需要了", "target": "治治你的脑子" }, { "source": "期待舞台王者易烊千玺今晚见", "target": "可以说是特别期待了" }, { "source": "你在哪个驾校?", "target": "广运" }, { "source": "电动车呢??我是不是瞎了???", "target": "我也瞎了,你不是一个人" }, { "source": "哦,那就好。你下回刷瓶子还是带个手套吧。学院实验室内的水好像也不太好。", "target": "嗯嗯,下次带那种薄手套,我真害怕了,有阴影了,可能也是我最后赶几个数据,我接触水的原因吧" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,下次带那种薄手套,我真害怕了,有阴影了,可能也是我最后赶几个数据,我接触水的原因吧", "target": "嗯,有可能。自己多小心一些吧。" }, { "source": "丢钱包丢的现在从来不用的说。。", "target": "额......仅仅说一下现在的心情" }, { "source": "6点睡觉", "target": "困死了" }, { "source": "黑线酷么", "target": "废话。。无语至极" }, { "source": "上课很无聊吧", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "是的呢", "target": "我在你身上看到我当年的影子" }, { "source": "我在你身上看到我当年的影子", "target": "才不你还小呢" }, { "source": "我快饿死了", "target": "宝宝刚吃完,吃撑了。" }, { "source": "宝宝刚吃完,吃撑了。", "target": "你走,你走,不想看你" }, { "source": "你走,你走,不想看你", "target": "跟你讲二路小丸子真好吃" }, { "source": "想打架的样子", "target": "哪有想打架。" }, { "source": "哪有想打架。", "target": "眼神" }, { "source": "穿了制服,帅哦……", "target": "我要接客到晚上啊" }, { "source": "谁在梦里都要折磨你?", "target": "当然不是咯,一般都是我折腾别人" }, { "source": "哔哩哔哩弹幕网,我都没怼它它就把我拉黑了", "target": "华为让她拉黑的?" }, { "source": "华为让她拉黑的?", "target": "不知道呀华为都没拉黑我" }, { "source": "不知道呀华为都没拉黑我", "target": "我刚关注" }, { "source": "我刚关注", "target": "这到底是什么情况" }, { "source": "这到底是什么情况", "target": "用小号跟他聊聊" }, { "source": "用小号跟他聊聊", "target": "等会艾特他老板" }, { "source": "我会抓屁", "target": "你会吃屁吧" }, { "source": "你会吃屁吧", "target": "我会吃你呀" }, { "source": "我会吃你呀", "target": "你吃你自己" }, { "source": "彩蛋是无敌的!", "target": "赞同" }, { "source": "今晚可以见到你的小嘿嘿了", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "手机和电视都做不好,还汽车,别拿人命开玩笑好吗?说说我的电视什么时候能修好。", "target": "手机不错" }, { "source": "女孩儿我认识", "target": "我知道你认识" }, { "source": "我知道你认识", "target": "你们这是恋爱的节奏?" }, { "source": "你们这是恋爱的节奏?", "target": "恩。怎么拉哦" }, { "source": "恩。怎么拉哦", "target": "好事儿啊" }, { "source": "你的鞋子比较特别", "target": "当时不知道约好了穿小白鞋" }, { "source": "当时不知道约好了穿小白鞋", "target": "把鞋脱了,更特别" }, { "source": "明年考研在紧张现在好好过年", "target": "嗯哪!必须好好过年" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "哈哈哈,你们明目张胆的秀恩爱" }, { "source": "为什么邮件打不开", "target": "好像汉化版的都不阔以打开" }, { "source": "好像汉化版的都不阔以打开", "target": "是这样啊费解不懂日文啊" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "嗯你也是" }, { "source": "我喜欢这张里你那娇羞的小模样", "target": "娇羞?哈哈哈" }, { "source": "今儿好热哦", "target": "我这儿挺凉快,阴天" }, { "source": "我这儿挺凉快,阴天", "target": "26度" }, { "source": "26度", "target": "刚说阴天,现在太阳就出来了。。。。" }, { "source": "我突然发现昨天晚上有好多人做噩梦了啊,你已经是我知道的第三个了。。。", "target": "这事怎么个情况???" }, { "source": "村里人真不懂那么多,不过单纯的说,这腿还是可以的", "target": "不,这腿并不能令我玩年" }, { "source": "危险之约真的好喜欢", "target": "这可能是女主为数不多情商在线的约会" }, { "source": "你这辫子编的挺好看啊", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "以后可能还要写一首,《中级职称》", "target": "《烛光里的鬼老师》" }, { "source": "你已不是牛犊了", "target": "是啊,早已不是了" }, { "source": "萄萄,怎么觉得你北校生活很悲剧啊", "target": "是啊我好孤单又好热你又不过来陪我" }, { "source": "是啊我好孤单又好热你又不过来陪我", "target": "我也想去北校哇" }, { "source": "我要", "target": "好呀哪去那里给你要多少话说你上次买的那些没生吗?" }, { "source": "来捧场吧~", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "什么馅啊?现在难得吃到粗粮", "target": "不是粗粮啊,包的糖" }, { "source": "老门东到底在夫子庙哪边啊?", "target": "就是好又多往箍桶巷的方向一直走。才搭的一个城门洞,写的老门东" }, { "source": "那句:万劫不复的爱情,好像我几年前的经历,感觉心酸,好想哭", "target": "你需要买苹果吗?" }, { "source": "你需要买苹果吗?", "target": "我很需要苹果" }, { "source": "你也许看到了满大街上的串串却没看乡村的田园犬就认为它成濒危物种了好不?", "target": "哦…那你可以百度下…很方便的…别自己用脑子瞎想它们就不是濒危了…" }, { "source": "哦…那你可以百度下…很方便的…别自己用脑子瞎想它们就不是濒危了…", "target": "眼见为实,我那里就有不少!" }, { "source": "眼见为实,我那里就有不少!", "target": "而且按照你的逻辑眼见为实,我周围没有中华田园犬…农村都没有…" }, { "source": "为甚么你们快递员可以那么好不是应该是对手吗", "target": "其实我也超级好奇" }, { "source": "其实我也超级好奇", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "我也", "target": "没事一会我问问" }, { "source": "没事一会我问问", "target": "记得随便叫我看看谢谢" }, { "source": "记得随便叫我看看谢谢", "target": "问了他们关系很好所以相处的也好" }, { "source": "编八股辫子,勇当状元郎走起…", "target": "哈哈哈对" }, { "source": "言言你这是来顶一下吗", "target": "嘘~" }, { "source": "嘘~", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "去迪士尼玩一圈呗", "target": "去过了啊,而且我太懒了,去迪士尼太累了" }, { "source": "早上好,今日正式出关", "target": "想看的可以找我哦" }, { "source": "都说我没穿裤子,我才删除的,好委屈", "target": "穿了裤头" }, { "source": "...噢!大妈吉祥!", "target": "叫娘娘" }, { "source": "叫娘娘", "target": "你说那" }, { "source": "你说那", "target": "叫了给糖吃哦。" }, { "source": "我们落沈阳了住的地儿无敌破", "target": "我可是8002啊…啥都没带…" }, { "source": "我可是8002啊…啥都没带…", "target": "我也啥也没带代超哥加我们机组借我们的洗面奶~" }, { "source": "我也啥也没带代超哥加我们机组借我们的洗面奶~", "target": "这个不臭要脸的胖子…" }, { "source": "小冰我痛苦地捂住了脸", "target": "真有感情" }, { "source": "真有感情", "target": "那个谁,楼下的,你怎么看?" }, { "source": "摸摸我的小肚腩。。", "target": "我的也可以摸到肉肉你快过来摸摸我" }, { "source": "我的也可以摸到肉肉你快过来摸摸我", "target": "你是太久不见我了我已经胖得……算了等我瘦下来再去找你" }, { "source": "你最美", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "从快男一直喜欢魏晨的举手", "target": "举双手双脚" }, { "source": "如果当初没有她你会一直跟我在一起吗", "target": "还会有另一个人" }, { "source": "贵妇", "target": "不应该是小公主吗" }, { "source": "不应该是小公主吗", "target": "清醒一点" }, { "source": "清醒一点", "target": "哼,贵妇多老不适合我" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "哇栗子早~周末要不一起来面杀?" }, { "source": "哇栗子早~周末要不一起来面杀?", "target": "哇我是狼人杀黑洞每次都被首刀" }, { "source": "哇我是狼人杀黑洞每次都被首刀", "target": "被首刀的那个往往是大家公认的配置高,脾气最好,心态最好的" }, { "source": "你现在是不是副能量爆棚别这样你在我心里真的超级优秀一个女孩子在外面打拼而且混得像模像样的真心不错而且颜值也高性格也好懂得拒绝这真的是多少人羡慕不来了", "target": "真没混成个啥样你想太多了我这话一说会让别人感觉特别装但是事实上真的是这样阿只是出来了不管混成啥样都没勇气再回家重头再来也羡慕你们每天都能和家里人在一起但是自己已经选择这样回不去了我就是祈祷这样的选择不是错的吧" }, { "source": "可怜的娃", "target": "我也觉得!" }, { "source": "我也觉得!", "target": "不过女生要学勤快些好" }, { "source": "好身材!!", "target": "哈哈XX就像海绵里的水,你懂的" }, { "source": "今天我被绿了我很难受。", "target": "找个更好的!" }, { "source": "找个更好的!", "target": "在努力找" }, { "source": "失火原因察明了没?", "target": "台灯短路" }, { "source": "时间是最好的解药", "target": "没有时间给自己了。" }, { "source": "好像聊城最好的火锅就是牧羊花了", "target": "反正我觉得特别好吃" }, { "source": "我已经好久好久没有好睡眠了狂冒痘", "target": "我痘痘都长了几个月了。。。。。。" }, { "source": "我痘痘都长了几个月了。。。。。。", "target": "唉我也是老是睡不好消不掉我还爱吃辣的" }, { "source": "唉我也是老是睡不好消不掉我还爱吃辣的", "target": "可能注定要丑死了" }, { "source": "可能注定要丑死了", "target": "唉这你可没说错人家大学越上越好看我越上越难看" }, { "source": "唉这你可没说错人家大学越上越好看我越上越难看", "target": "别说了" }, { "source": "学习学习啦。。要不然明天考鸭蛋了。。可怎么办呢。。", "target": "吃面" }, { "source": "吃面", "target": "神马面最好吃?" }, { "source": "神马面最好吃?", "target": "起床,打伞,走起" }, { "source": "起床,打伞,走起", "target": "你也怕晒黑?" }, { "source": "你也怕晒黑?", "target": "晒太阳也可治疗抑郁" }, { "source": "晒太阳也可治疗抑郁", "target": "考试考试" }, { "source": "考试考试", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "还好", "target": "你可不抑郁" }, { "source": "你可不抑郁", "target": "相思苦啊~" }, { "source": "相思苦啊~", "target": "相思谁呢?" }, { "source": "相思谁呢?", "target": "长相守" }, { "source": "长相守", "target": "不跟你玩了。。" }, { "source": "一直显示签名失败,进不去啊梨子", "target": "刷新试试" }, { "source": "文学史是多么无聊的一节课--", "target": "什么课?我只爱专业课" }, { "source": "什么课?我只爱专业课", "target": "==我也是!广告概论的老师又让我们做PPT,做不下去了--下午78节就上广告概论" }, { "source": "==我也是!广告概论的老师又让我们做PPT,做不下去了--下午78节就上广告概论", "target": "怎么又是你" }, { "source": "怎么又是你", "target": "--是每个人都要做--会叫人上去讲--" }, { "source": "--是每个人都要做--会叫人上去讲--", "target": "为什么你们那么多ppt做" }, { "source": "为什么你们那么多ppt做", "target": "==谁知道--" }, { "source": "==谁知道--", "target": "可怜啊" }, { "source": "可怜啊", "target": "我粗略做个,希望下午没被点到--" }, { "source": "我粗略做个,希望下午没被点到--", "target": "之前被点过几乎不会" }, { "source": "之前被点过几乎不会", "target": "--我也不会--其实我根本就不知道他在说什么--" }, { "source": "你们什么都好", "target": "试试!" }, { "source": "肿么啦锅盖回到家了倒是生病了啊好好调养才有精神去吃铁板烧啦", "target": "好的啦。你也来吃啊。常来看你屋人啊。" }, { "source": "这模特不错", "target": "无论是比身材身高还是其他你都没法比" }, { "source": "去哪里玩啦?", "target": "回去了" }, { "source": "请问条漫原作者是谁?", "target": "不知道哎,看到挺还原小说的,就留下来了" }, { "source": "申敏儿那个好看", "target": "那就追剧" }, { "source": "为啥有人说臭臭的这个好吃不", "target": "里面那个酸笋包真的挺臭的哈哈哈吃完整个屋子都飘着那个味道" }, { "source": "嘴角上扬是我喜欢的他自信的样子", "target": "他独有的笑容" }, { "source": "你还亲自来赞啊,", "target": "我不只还亲自来赞,我还亲自看了一下你的女神!不错!" }, { "source": "我不只还亲自来赞,我还亲自看了一下你的女神!不错!", "target": "喜不喜欢嘛。" }, { "source": "喜不喜欢嘛。", "target": "我很喜欢啊!挺有气质的,她学什么的,医生?" }, { "source": "我很喜欢啊!挺有气质的,她学什么的,医生?", "target": "护士,必须有气质" }, { "source": "不想结婚的人真的都不考虑老了以后的事情吗?", "target": "结婚就能同年同月同日走?不存在的,总有一个要先走一个要孤独。" }, { "source": "和梅婷老师对戏啊?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "生日即将快乐", "target": "同乐好吗?还是顺你已经过了?" }, { "source": "同乐好吗?还是顺你已经过了?", "target": "我早过了!!!!是悄无声息的过的!!!" }, { "source": "新年快乐哦", "target": "谢谢同乐呀" }, { "source": "呀为什么今天他不提醒我消息我很生气", "target": "因为你在认真的玩游戏" }, { "source": "因为你在认真的玩游戏", "target": "呀不是他没有推送" }, { "source": "呀不是他没有推送", "target": "好啦好啦逗你的嘛~" }, { "source": "好啦好啦逗你的嘛~", "target": "不是第一我就很难过" }, { "source": "千万别浪,猥琐发育", "target": "已经相当猥琐了" }, { "source": "你演女一号太失败了,", "target": "说的是。" }, { "source": "一定顺利!", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "她的手……我实在是欣赏不来……", "target": "没事我喜欢她的身材" }, { "source": "话说,央视6套刚刚在播《如果。爱》", "target": "哈哈哈,是的~" }, { "source": "我以前就听过喜欢的是感谢你的照顾和体贴给我一个美好世界我能说我把医生的歌全部都下了听完了的吗?因为灏明有时候老唱他的歌…我不知道他对哪首最爱…所以都下了…", "target": "我以前没听过哎哎爬墙空隙不然我去听听医生的歌吧" }, { "source": "我以前没听过哎哎爬墙空隙不然我去听听医生的歌吧", "target": "不过没对你感觉得和一些经历听得没感觉" }, { "source": "不过没对你感觉得和一些经历听得没感觉", "target": "我去听听" }, { "source": "九寨沟是四川吗?", "target": "四川还会下雪,我以为是南方" }, { "source": "孩子老不听话怎么办?", "target": "那要是还不听话怎么办?" }, { "source": "大鱼海棠一个剧情难看三观不正并且不接受差评的电影。又名备胎的自我修养。这次我不是自来水是自来黑", "target": "你三观挺正哈" }, { "source": "买菜了?", "target": "买饮料了" }, { "source": "老子牵过学弟学长的手剁下来可绕地球三圈。", "target": "论金青的基腐文化" }, { "source": "论金青的基腐文化", "target": "这是我开创的" }, { "source": "没谈过恋爱", "target": "同是天涯单身狗长的好看你先走" }, { "source": "同是天涯单身狗长的好看你先走", "target": "快说你是不是长得丑" }, { "source": "快说你是不是长得丑", "target": "我最丑,你最美!" }, { "source": "你是最棒的", "target": "来你给我说说棒在哪里?" }, { "source": "吃饱无事做", "target": "就是吃饱没事干嘛!" }, { "source": "就是吃饱没事干嘛!", "target": "4号过来" }, { "source": "4号过来", "target": "看吧,有时间就过去。" }, { "source": "三战的我好紧脏", "target": "默默的问大家一句,为何如此执着于考研,没有恶意,我目前大三,不准备考研" }, { "source": "默默的问大家一句,为何如此执着于考研,没有恶意,我目前大三,不准备考研", "target": "为了自己更好的前途吧,或者是像我这种跨专业考的,单纯想完成自己未完的梦想,想通过考研学到自己喜欢的专业,不过每个人都有自己不同的选择,一起加油吧!" }, { "source": "小仙女太爱你啦虽然已经过零点啦但还是想再说一遍生日快乐啦", "target": "天还没亮!就不晚爱你快睡觉熬夜可不好呢" }, { "source": "天还没亮!就不晚爱你快睡觉熬夜可不好呢", "target": "好哟你也早点睡亲亲" }, { "source": "不和平!放鸽子", "target": "我飞!" }, { "source": "我飞!", "target": "你把我放飞了" }, { "source": "你把我放飞了", "target": "快去买蜡烛" }, { "source": "施亮太太是我同学", "target": "世界太小了" }, { "source": "看到很多个版本的,我迷糊了", "target": "我在下面看,那个男的一直打电话,女的就是不下来" }, { "source": "我在下面看,那个男的一直打电话,女的就是不下来", "target": "是表白??" }, { "source": "学生党反而有更多时间装饰???", "target": "大学学生党也是学生党" }, { "source": "你那里属于高新区,我买不了", "target": "天府新区。。。小区墙外才是高新区" }, { "source": "想在14号线上找房子", "target": "合租好不好,我的房子10月20号到期。" }, { "source": "求问百优优效有分旧款新款吗有点分不清是哪一款了", "target": "不分,但最近下架了应该要升级" }, { "source": "可怜,姐睡得超好", "target": "把你丢回深职,看你怎么神气" }, { "source": "怎么不把毛遮掉?", "target": "就是有那么一点毛才够MAN" }, { "source": "啊凯,今天你在北理。", "target": "原来" }, { "source": "你还是很棒的我没有在安慰你", "target": "你还是很棒的我只能这么安慰你笑死了" }, { "source": "转战的速度好快啊", "target": "所以你回云南啦" }, { "source": "你都结婚了,还想让大家怎么想象力丰富的", "target": "我曹他都结婚了??!!!!" }, { "source": "我曹他都结婚了??!!!!", "target": "就是他在节目里说他老婆是产品经理...但是我觉得不一定是真的" }, { "source": "我还能胖我是胖不得", "target": "回沙市给你看看现在的我,膀大腰圆" }, { "source": "回沙市给你看看现在的我,膀大腰圆", "target": "好滴" }, { "source": "你成功的气到了我,小细腿", "target": "都照成大头娃娃了" }, { "source": "来来来来找我", "target": "你好远的" }, { "source": "能见太阳就不错了,知足吧", "target": "心里的雨倾盆的下却始终淋不到她" }, { "source": "心里的雨倾盆的下却始终淋不到她", "target": "寒风经过院子里的枝桠,也冷却了我手中的鲜花" }, { "source": "寒风经过院子里的枝桠,也冷却了我手中的鲜花", "target": "你也喜欢杰伦" }, { "source": "你也喜欢杰伦", "target": "12年了" }, { "source": "12年了", "target": "杭州站约不约,前提是我如果能买到票" }, { "source": "杭州站约不约,前提是我如果能买到票", "target": "必须的约啊" }, { "source": "必须的约啊", "target": "没票要一起听场外吗" }, { "source": "没票要一起听场外吗", "target": "听过场外了" }, { "source": "听过场外了", "target": "买不到票怎么办" }, { "source": "买不到票怎么办", "target": "买不到正常" }, { "source": "小雷雷在哪里健身啊", "target": "我还没有健身列" }, { "source": "我还没有健身列", "target": "好吧我已经开始了" }, { "source": "好吧我已经开始了", "target": "在哪啊?" }, { "source": "在哪啊?", "target": "东购" }, { "source": "东购", "target": "多少钱一年" }, { "source": "多少钱一年", "target": "我办的两个月800上学了就健身不了阿" }, { "source": "我办的两个月800上学了就健身不了阿", "target": "啊,在后湖一家700元一年" }, { "source": "还是我们阿姨疼我们", "target": "阿姨知我们勤劳" }, { "source": "阿姨知我们勤劳", "target": "楼道里垃圾桶也自己收拾了吧" }, { "source": "楼道里垃圾桶也自己收拾了吧", "target": "那个不是清洁阿姨来的吗" }, { "source": "那个不是清洁阿姨来的吗", "target": "你们勤劳,自己搞定,省了给清洁工的工资" }, { "source": "小心啊……这天就不要开车出去啦", "target": "可是不开车不方便现在车都摔坏了" }, { "source": "小编你是单身吗", "target": "小编可以单身" }, { "source": "嗯嗯加油一定行的,今晚很棒了", "target": "谢谢!!记得好好休息啊!!!" }, { "source": "谢谢!!记得好好休息啊!!!", "target": "好的,明天见" }, { "source": "薇,你在干嘛", "target": "泡泡停了先这个吧" }, { "source": "泡泡停了先这个吧", "target": "好的,加速度额" }, { "source": "好的,加速度额", "target": "今天十二点睡哈" }, { "source": "今天十二点睡哈", "target": "哈哈哈,要不要12点半呢" }, { "source": "没人规定必须是正能量,负能量一段时间就会过去的", "target": "希望快快过去,一切顺顺利利" }, { "source": "喝酒了?", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "哦。看错了。" }, { "source": "请来我这里,不要暖气也能活哟妞!", "target": "妞我要回国了" }, { "source": "妞我要回国了", "target": "几号啊!我还要在这里呆到八月:(" }, { "source": "高中时最折磨我的就是化学物理生物怎么样都好说,这个化学真的是怎么学都不会", "target": "化工人表示化学可有趣了" }, { "source": "化工人表示化学可有趣了", "target": "同意下周考试了……小激动,只是班主任老重复一个实验,特别枯燥" }, { "source": "听说火鸡面很厉害的", "target": "真的是很辣" }, { "source": "真的是很辣", "target": "我吃过一口,后来都送人了" }, { "source": "最怕就是你们两个人在一起了,而她的心不在你这,还对前任念念不忘。我挺不幸的遇到了。", "target": "老铁" }, { "source": "发现一个假签名", "target": "你看的太细了" }, { "source": "你看的太细了", "target": "我自己模仿签的真的蛮像的" }, { "source": "大河海!我们最美好的四年。她别人不知道的美", "target": "是的是的~~~" }, { "source": "求打包", "target": "我还想要你打包啊亲" }, { "source": "我还想要你打包啊亲", "target": "打包送去哪啊" }, { "source": "打包送去哪啊", "target": "快递到我家" }, { "source": "亲等待你的归来", "target": "要去宜昌接驾吗" }, { "source": "要去宜昌接驾吗", "target": "带武汉阔以" }, { "source": "昨天分手,今天第二天,每天睡醒都好像他", "target": "我也是昨天分手" }, { "source": "我也是昨天分手", "target": "我也是一直努力挽回回不来了" }, { "source": "头毛!好长!", "target": "你更长!" }, { "source": "流口水", "target": "这家的超好吃的找了好久" }, { "source": "这家的超好吃的找了好久", "target": "我去的时候去了网推的一家但是觉得并不怎么样还没吃饭好想吃" }, { "source": "我去的时候去了网推的一家但是觉得并不怎么样还没吃饭好想吃", "target": "哈哈,这家找到我腿断是真好吃,我也想了" }, { "source": "碗好看", "target": "嘻嘻嘻对呀超级喜欢的" }, { "source": "刚跟一堆歌手吃饭,只是想看看你们推荐的人里面有没有他们,还真有几个", "target": "下次带上我" }, { "source": "约吗杨幂扶摇", "target": "约幂柚0922" }, { "source": "姐姐还是很美", "target": "妹妹这次绝对不美了,我想哭" }, { "source": "妹妹这次绝对不美了,我想哭", "target": "那就大声哭出来" }, { "source": "生猛与莽撞", "target": "你也会经历的" }, { "source": "感觉蔡妞妞的团购很没诚意诶", "target": "妞妞家衣服价位很便宜了更重要得是掐点都抢不到" }, { "source": "妞妞家衣服价位很便宜了更重要得是掐点都抢不到", "target": "多收藏几家店,真的不算便宜" }, { "source": "多收藏几家店,真的不算便宜", "target": "你的按性价比啊亲????妞妞家随便一件衣服质量都还可以吧真心便宜了" }, { "source": "感觉我在名创优品里没见过这些难道我逛了个假的", "target": "哈哈,有好多种收纳呢,都不错。还有我之前买了他家一个隔离,合作款呢个也不错" }, { "source": "赞!", "target": "胖子!大胖子!" }, { "source": "次次18.要不是一个拖后腿的。。次次20了就。", "target": "求评分标准!明明地不能更干净了!" }, { "source": "求评分标准!明明地不能更干净了!", "target": "被子都叠了么" }, { "source": "被子都叠了么", "target": "有没叠的。。" }, { "source": "表白我千玺牛叉啊", "target": "优秀优秀" }, { "source": "土豪", "target": "你骑车的时候就该装一个的" }, { "source": "你百分之百接着睡了", "target": "当然没有我在这我在这" }, { "source": "范文艺了么,看不懂", "target": "我不是一直都是么看懂了" }, { "source": "辽宁加油,都是好样的", "target": "好巧你也在?" }, { "source": "好巧你也在?", "target": "太气人了" }, { "source": "太气人了", "target": "对呀!看见了我都气哭了。想想都委屈。运动员那么累。那么辛苦。好不容易到酒店了。还遇到这样的球迷。还颠倒黑白" }, { "source": "这东西好吃吗", "target": "可以试试确实还可以" }, { "source": "几个月没洗头了,姚总", "target": "刚刚洗完头,这是假…的…刘海" }, { "source": "见面?", "target": "最近有舞台剧" }, { "source": "有人建议遮。。你有何高见", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "你最近有没长胖啊枫子,不要老像我那么瘦" }, { "source": "你最近有没长胖啊枫子,不要老像我那么瘦", "target": "肚子肥了还是老状态和你一样啊怎么办" }, { "source": "啥时候病养好再自驾啊?", "target": "等你有了四驱" }, { "source": "你应该给我寄一本", "target": "我自己都没有拿到" }, { "source": "都不用妈妈提醒裤子都加绒了", "target": "清衣服的时候我默默地往袋子里塞了条加绒长裤" }, { "source": "大晚上看到这么多吃的", "target": "吼吼" }, { "source": "容我问一下节目不都是排好了才播的吗孙怎么会知道王的镜头少?????", "target": "所以请你去看一下他们的采访,每个人都保证过没有剧本,都是自由发挥" }, { "source": "好奇庞老师的饭量", "target": "半碗米饭" }, { "source": "半碗米饭", "target": "碗太大了,我估计我端不起来" }, { "source": "碗太大了,我估计我端不起来", "target": "故宫那个防火缸那么大的碗半碗米饭半碗肉" }, { "source": "故宫那个防火缸那么大的碗半碗米饭半碗肉", "target": "我也要吃!" }, { "source": "我也要吃!", "target": "下回我请你下午茶的时候带碗去" }, { "source": "难道平时我还不是男神嘛", "target": "平时是男神,现在在女神" }, { "source": "平时是男神,现在在女神", "target": "太可怕" }, { "source": "太可怕", "target": "哦耶" }, { "source": "一口井童鞋", "target": "啥叫一口井?" }, { "source": "牛气", "target": "哈哈哈哈真来了你最牛" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈好赞的彩蛋", "target": "亲老公就是要把钱留给女人买买买" }, { "source": "再戴个口罩,逢人便问:我美吗", "target": "说不美就吃了你" }, { "source": "好吧~咱们向来作风低调,我懂的。。", "target": "我叼!原来你也是“B姐”阿哈哈!" }, { "source": "我叼!原来你也是“B姐”阿哈哈!", "target": "低调低调~" }, { "source": "我可以做你对象吗", "target": "我在好久以前已经结婚了" }, { "source": "这么冷的天气肯定去一些暖和点的地区", "target": "哪里啊" }, { "source": "丑女人", "target": "终于看见一个说真话的人了" }, { "source": "终于看见一个说真话的人了", "target": "那你们真美" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜。不容易啊", "target": "努力没白费" }, { "source": "他都没素质怎么敢想象乐橙的素质呢", "target": "嗯嗯VIP强大!!!" }, { "source": "求捎带", "target": "走起呗!" }, { "source": "早安哦", "target": "你呢" }, { "source": "因为猪蹄吃了对象要遭叉脱,他们是这么说的", "target": "我只能说你愚昧" }, { "source": "我只能说你愚昧", "target": "他们说的!!!!!" }, { "source": "它挠你了?", "target": "嗯啊,我觉得它是以为要送他走呢。它从来我家以后就从不敢下楼。" }, { "source": "满屏的脸,难度太大", "target": "根据吃的竹子看像梦梦" }, { "source": "下次去你店里玩", "target": "好啊好啊" }, { "source": "你不要总跑步这样会瘦但是肉会越来越松认真的", "target": "老哥我这才跑了几次一个手可以数过来" }, { "source": "老哥我这才跑了几次一个手可以数过来", "target": "好吧我的意思是可以带你去健身房做做力量训练比跑步效果好很多" }, { "source": "我想知道买什么可以花那么多", "target": "其实我想说我觉得我什么都没买" }, { "source": "春天到了可以出钓。", "target": "这里不方便钓,况且已经30多度高温了。" }, { "source": "这里不方便钓,况且已经30多度高温了。", "target": "出国了吗?" }, { "source": "就是在健身房还没有艳遇过,遗憾", "target": "去健身房是去锻炼的,要不是去勾搭去了!" }, { "source": "去健身房是去锻炼的,要不是去勾搭去了!", "target": "我是去锻炼身体,还要看帅哥,最好能约炮,哈哈" }, { "source": "我是去锻炼身体,还要看帅哥,最好能约炮,哈哈", "target": "祝你成功!" }, { "source": "友评", "target": "你不要再非主流了整天45度角仰望天空是要看什么??" }, { "source": "你不要再非主流了整天45度角仰望天空是要看什么??", "target": "谁仰望?谁非?" }, { "source": "谁仰望?谁非?", "target": "你啊一直都是你啊整天总是斜向上仰望难道不是吗" }, { "source": "你啊一直都是你啊整天总是斜向上仰望难道不是吗", "target": "我有吗?我又不是长颈鹿" }, { "source": "我有吗?我又不是长颈鹿", "target": "长颈鹿它是要吃树叶迫不得已" }, { "source": "长颈鹿它是要吃树叶迫不得已", "target": "哦!!" }, { "source": "哦!!", "target": "大涵哥VS肥羊,肥羊胜" }, { "source": "友善换和谐", "target": "我有!换!" }, { "source": "嗯就觉得我是一土鳖时代原来如此进步了都~~~~", "target": "那让我们这些土著可怎么活。。" }, { "source": "那让我们这些土著可怎么活。。", "target": "瞎说!你是又潮又美滴~~~" }, { "source": "你是协警,别人是正式交警,武松断臂擒方腊,功劳也得是宋江的", "target": "有理有据" }, { "source": "下次约大宅门啊", "target": "要等好久?" }, { "source": "你还坚持不懈!", "target": "因为正好又看到了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "因为正好又看到了哈哈哈", "target": "我在删" }, { "source": "我在删", "target": "哼~" }, { "source": "哼~", "target": "看最后一张" }, { "source": "看最后一张", "target": "看到了~你是在约我嘛~" }, { "source": "大枣适合女生吃吧", "target": "意思是,你想吃呗" }, { "source": "意思是,你想吃呗", "target": "我不喜欢吃这个东西" }, { "source": "太幸福啦", "target": "开心!我要去吃火锅啦!你吃火锅底料!" }, { "source": "疯狂打call", "target": "天天能见到我就不要打call了!" }, { "source": "没有天天亲怎么会忘", "target": "哎呀害羞" }, { "source": "希望渣男都变好…", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈省省吧" }, { "source": "啊我以为你去保定了早知道下午和你一起了", "target": "都说了我没去啊去就跟你说了你现在在哪?学校?" }, { "source": "我在看了800集海贼王的漫画之后,发现自己会画漫画了", "target": "厉害了!" }, { "source": "部长你最棒", "target": "谢谢~不过这个不是我说的" }, { "source": "愿每一个姑娘都能活成她想要的模样~", "target": "说得好~~~" }, { "source": "你是咋个啦?", "target": "诸事不顺" }, { "source": "第4张11看到吃的一脸的满足啊", "target": "开心了" }, { "source": "为什么发五张", "target": "哈哈一定要凑九张?" }, { "source": "做饭这么可怕吗?", "target": "做完自己就吃不下了" }, { "source": "做完自己就吃不下了", "target": "那么多馄饨谁都吃不下" }, { "source": "那么多馄饨谁都吃不下", "target": "无论做什么'一般做完我就没食欲了'" }, { "source": "我教你画眉毛吧……", "target": "你教我画眉毛吧……" }, { "source": "真的不怕胖?", "target": "果冻吃多少才会胖啊" }, { "source": "果冻吃多少才会胖啊", "target": "我不吃我也不知道,但是我看到了旁边的其他零食" }, { "source": "都快忘了你有头发的样子", "target": "是不是可以不定时放一些老照片" }, { "source": "是不是可以不定时放一些老照片", "target": "哈哈哈可以" }, { "source": "请帮我订一套黑色的", "target": "只剩饕餮绿了" }, { "source": "为啥要忍,我从来不忍", "target": "因为你瘦,因为我晚上吃过了其实" }, { "source": "因为你瘦,因为我晚上吃过了其实", "target": "我晚上没吃。。。也想吃炸鸡了,想吃鸡翅" }, { "source": "我晚上没吃。。。也想吃炸鸡了,想吃鸡翅", "target": "德克士的小鸡腿真的好好吃" }, { "source": "我有一万币EOS", "target": "不错" }, { "source": "既然爱是付出。为什么孩子就不能付出。农村娃有几个是等着父母养的", "target": "所以说一般越低等的越自私是想着对自己有好处不太会管到下一代将会在这个残酷的社会面对什么那是别人不能选择的人生啊!" }, { "source": "所以说一般越低等的越自私是想着对自己有好处不太会管到下一代将会在这个残酷的社会面对什么那是别人不能选择的人生啊!", "target": "人还分高低等呀。" }, { "source": "人还分高低等呀。", "target": "人也是动物为什么没有高低等啊?" }, { "source": "大耳朵花花", "target": "有福" }, { "source": "没有折耳根的星球都是好星球", "target": "我那儿遍地是香菜!" }, { "source": "我那儿遍地是香菜!", "target": "那个我还是吃哎" }, { "source": "哟哟哟,洋气的小雨靴", "target": "哈哈为此出去逛了一圈" }, { "source": "坚持自己想要坚持的,加油", "target": "我发现真正喜欢一个东西,坚持下去也不会觉得辛苦,因为有动力" }, { "source": "无怨无悔是一种状态是一种境界。", "target": "我都不知道自己要什么,要我拿什么奋斗啊" }, { "source": "我都不知道自己要什么,要我拿什么奋斗啊", "target": "你为什么要读书,喜欢读什么书,为什么要交友,喜欢交什么样的朋友?从你的个性可以看出你的出路" }, { "source": "你为什么要读书,喜欢读什么书,为什么要交友,喜欢交什么样的朋友?从你的个性可以看出你的出路", "target": "可是我不懂自己" }, { "source": "可是我不懂自己", "target": "我也是,有时想轻松一点,有时只想报复,人呐还是得多长点心好好读书" }, { "source": "谁说不能黑白配,世界上没有,,,忘词儿啦~~~", "target": "哈哈你真是太棒了看到照片总能联想就是不看我" }, { "source": "哈哈你真是太棒了看到照片总能联想就是不看我", "target": "你眼睛可真大呢!比我的还要大哇哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "木子,好久好久不见!", "target": "好久不见,问好" }, { "source": "巧了今晚我看了小柯的小剧场", "target": "喔?我也看到那个广告咯。老狼等?最近还有没在哪啊" }, { "source": "喔?我也看到那个广告咯。老狼等?最近还有没在哪啊", "target": "不是音乐会那个,是场话剧。不过小柯今天说貌似17号还有场音乐会,有老狼什么的。在798呢。" }, { "source": "我们是周六考,现在还没有出来", "target": "周六我们也考,不过不是学校组织的,你在哪个学校,也这么强大" }, { "source": "周六我们也考,不过不是学校组织的,你在哪个学校,也这么强大", "target": "在江苏呐,破学校" }, { "source": "冒个泡先!2011最后一班2011完美谢幕!", "target": "呵呵辛苦啦" }, { "source": "一米五的男歌手不好出道吧", "target": "九头身了解一下" }, { "source": "紧样子~晚晚打边炉算了…哈哈…好想打边炉啊~", "target": "提起打边炉,好久无试过啖啖肉了,等翻去稳埋巧去你宿舍打边炉" }, { "source": "提起打边炉,好久无试过啖啖肉了,等翻去稳埋巧去你宿舍打边炉", "target": "要等个几月…蚊都训了…不然你周六过来~" }, { "source": "谁的青春没遗憾,若是没有那就是遗憾", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "哇!我看到了你俊俏的面庞", "target": "哈哈哈哈我居然看见了你" }, { "source": "你咋还能不相信我", "target": "你去看看花样姐姐无法不爱志玲" }, { "source": "你去看看花样姐姐无法不爱志玲", "target": "早已爱上了" }, { "source": "早已爱上了", "target": "那才是女神阿举手投足间的" }, { "source": "辛苦花部长了", "target": "血拼中" }, { "source": "血拼中", "target": "那不辛苦了" }, { "source": "啊啊啊甜甜甜为我体积打call,为欧尼打call!", "target": "你看的好快哦" }, { "source": "你看的好快哦", "target": "那是,多年看文的我早已养成一目十行的技能" }, { "source": "这种屁舞我们不羡慕", "target": "有辣么一点羡慕吧" }, { "source": "大马猴在变形记里有戏份没", "target": "没有哦。" }, { "source": "没有哦。", "target": "好像有一点诶" }, { "source": "我记得小学的时候老师告诉我说马是站着睡觉的", "target": "野外的,这边圈养的你进去它都不带理你的,接着睡" }, { "source": "就我不会斗地主吗?", "target": "不是孤单一个人~" }, { "source": "啊哈哈我记得还有一个冬天照的我穿的我那件黑色格子的衬衫你记得吗", "target": "不记得。在吃饭的地方么,有秋千。那是我印象里你最美的时候" }, { "source": "不记得。在吃饭的地方么,有秋千。那是我印象里你最美的时候", "target": "…啊那也是我印象里你头一次围着我照相的时候不是在课堂上我穿个羽绒服咱俩拍的哎我回来找找" }, { "source": "懂不懂酒桌规矩,跟姑娘喝酒,好意思说你心情不好吗?", "target": "酒文化很深奥的哦,随意就有很多种。比方说,喝到只剩杯底一点也是啊。还有,你也太抠字眼了。。。" }, { "source": "酒文化很深奥的哦,随意就有很多种。比方说,喝到只剩杯底一点也是啊。还有,你也太抠字眼了。。。", "target": "我就是这样啊" }, { "source": "生日快乐男神希望你事业越来越好,自己越来越帅开心每一天哦!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "愿你被这个世界温柔以待", "target": "谢谢你也是" }, { "source": "十月大佬客片都拍的这么好,好厉害", "target": "哈哈哈过奖过奖" }, { "source": "敢不回消息", "target": "工作忙嘛" }, { "source": "工作忙嘛", "target": "嗯理解理解" }, { "source": "自摸厉害了,", "target": "不是!我记起来了,后来我是自摸的,160台" }, { "source": "不是!我记起来了,后来我是自摸的,160台", "target": "那你没弄个全体起立?" }, { "source": "那你没弄个全体起立?", "target": "我说了第一副啊!!!" }, { "source": "我没别的想说就说一个字呸!", "target": "口不" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,好可爱的螃蟹餐,走起,", "target": "哈哈哈而且这个很好吃" }, { "source": "离开是为了更好的相逢", "target": "睡这么晚" }, { "source": "姗姐美腻了", "target": "不要羡慕,其实你也可以美得像肥肠" }, { "source": "请问那个红领巾多少钱啊", "target": "目前卖450" }, { "source": "心存感恩,与爱同行。感恩之心,既能幸福他人,也能快乐自己。", "target": "我们的字典里只有快乐!" }, { "source": "我们的字典里只有快乐!", "target": "说的开好了" }, { "source": "你又谈恋爱了?", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "那这是干啥呢?" }, { "source": "汪钧宇就是典型的嘴巴上说着不要身体却很诚实的人", "target": "被你看的这么透彻???" }, { "source": "下周考蛮", "target": "这个星期考~" }, { "source": "这个星期考~", "target": "必过!" }, { "source": "必过!", "target": "希望" }, { "source": "超喜欢桃子今天的穿搭!!哇,好秋天", "target": "我也喜欢这个颜色" }, { "source": "刘警察帅吗", "target": "这你要问警察" }, { "source": "这你要问警察", "target": "不要误导大家,和警察没关系,应该说警车开道" }, { "source": "为了孩子有个美好的童年", "target": "这是可以的" }, { "source": "好早哟妖精", "target": "醒的早没办法~" }, { "source": "醒的早没办法~", "target": "额。肚子饿了" }, { "source": "我156男朋友187", "target": "我喜欢的小哥哥187,我155" }, { "source": "粽子粽子好久没吃了……", "target": "俺不是给你吃的" }, { "source": "俺不是给你吃的", "target": "呵呵只是联想到粽子想吃了而已" }, { "source": "呵呵只是联想到粽子想吃了而已", "target": "那也是我的功劳嘛" }, { "source": "那也是我的功劳嘛", "target": "噢好嘛买两个一个分你" }, { "source": "噢好嘛买两个一个分你", "target": "快点快点去买~" }, { "source": "快点快点去买~", "target": "看来你比我还心急……" }, { "source": "看来你比我还心急……", "target": "有好吃的在等着我麻~" }, { "source": "正在听歌听筒听完语音后突然耳朵炸了就这一点不喜欢声音开关有问题希望大家谨慎拍果冻屏还能接受", "target": "是一加5吗?用的什么耳机,我的一加3也有这样的问题" }, { "source": "是一加5吗?用的什么耳机,我的一加3也有这样的问题", "target": "我没试耳机放外音听歌呢听筒听语音差点把耳朵炸没" }, { "source": "我没试耳机放外音听歌呢听筒听语音差点把耳朵炸没", "target": "哦…外放是吧,我还以为耳机" }, { "source": "哦…外放是吧,我还以为耳机", "target": "我用的苹果耳机" }, { "source": "可是阳光真好啊", "target": "阳光很好风超大你看我头发都飞了" }, { "source": "没熬夜不知道发生了什么不哄", "target": "知道发生了什么也不哄" }, { "source": "你胖了吗?", "target": "没胖,还掉了2斤多" }, { "source": "没胖,还掉了2斤多", "target": "三个月啦,多吃些,小费费要长身体啦" }, { "source": "三个月啦,多吃些,小费费要长身体啦", "target": "嗯,现在这个阶段胃口真的太差了,只会瘦下去,但愿能早点好起来" }, { "source": "有一天开一下午也没见到人,后来旷野里看到一个人在走路,都有种惊悚感,我朝她挥手她也跟我挥手", "target": "听朋友旅游回来说过,路上基本看不到什么车,人也很少,到处是美景!" }, { "source": "听朋友旅游回来说过,路上基本看不到什么车,人也很少,到处是美景!", "target": "处处是景点~" }, { "source": "处处是景点~", "target": "你可做冰岛代言人" }, { "source": "你可做冰岛代言人", "target": "等我多去几次" }, { "source": "来北京?", "target": "是呀~你在北京?" }, { "source": "结婚不是一件最开心的事吗", "target": "时间太紧张,感觉事情好多,心里着急" }, { "source": "时间太紧张,感觉事情好多,心里着急", "target": "镇定并且淡定,莫慌张啊!" }, { "source": "一直看到你在那里卖萌", "target": "毕竟我萌" }, { "source": "有了这种生活,有没有男朋友都无所谓了", "target": "完了,我只想要你。" }, { "source": "当时我告诉他我在讲道理,我不撕,所以一开始我没有讲道理?你语言讽我我听不出来?你可以好好说你讽个什么劲你醉了?你醉了你去喝醒酒药醒了再说啊", "target": "嗯,加油" }, { "source": "卓明,准备养仓鼠?", "target": "嗯嗯,哈哈" }, { "source": "我们寝室已经开了两个通宵了。。。。", "target": "有的热有的不热白天在别的寝室感受了一下太幸福了" }, { "source": "你是哪种", "target": "起床上班。你不用上班那么早。" }, { "source": "起床上班。你不用上班那么早。", "target": "回老家喝大了" }, { "source": "我的什么事迹啊,很好奇", "target": "这是一个在电梯里发生的故事。。。" }, { "source": "你咋越来越帅(美)?", "target": "我也这么想的" }, { "source": "少年,早点休息吧", "target": "睡睡睡,安" }, { "source": "睡睡睡,安", "target": "好梦" }, { "source": "李白超棒!完全是我心中的诗仙本仙", "target": "是的,我也觉得演的很好!" }, { "source": "都没人赞你自己在这说个什么劲啊", "target": "有关系吗,我是普通人,要赞干什么,说我想说的,这点儿自由还是有的。别酸了。" }, { "source": "为什么要下雨", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "所以你需要这个机会,一个突破自己人生壁障的机会。在这个机会没有到来之前,你要准备好自己。", "target": "萌哥……祖国现在凌晨5:55,你在那边想家么" }, { "source": "萌哥……祖国现在凌晨5:55,你在那边想家么", "target": "说实话,不想。。。是不是有点没心没肺?" }, { "source": "饭吃起来啊~", "target": "面完了?吃起来!" }, { "source": "面完了?吃起来!", "target": "哈哈,约!" }, { "source": "中秋快乐哦没回家啊", "target": "没呢突然想家了" }, { "source": "读书咯!", "target": "是是是!好好读书" }, { "source": "我走在路上看着两个男生挨着,我就会乱想", "target": "昨天看到一个男生骑一辆白色自行车,我看了半天" }, { "source": "昨天看到一个男生骑一辆白色自行车,我看了半天", "target": "哈哈哈,昨天出门遇到俩男生搭肩走,我就止不住回头看了一眼" }, { "source": "牙套也很可爱啊", "target": "谢谢丑的时候也很丑啊" }, { "source": "谢谢丑的时候也很丑啊", "target": "女孩子没有丑的,只有懒的" }, { "source": "那个大白菜是生的吗", "target": "对的生的但是那是生菜" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "好久不见新年快乐" }, { "source": "这也洋气。我可以说我是去泡妞的吗。", "target": "请自重!!!我在古小田眼线多哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你还要抄书?", "target": "教官看我们无聊找事做" }, { "source": "其实一直挺烦爱情这东西的,总是看到别人有,自己却遇不到,很火大", "target": "也许老天给你留到了最后。" }, { "source": "也许老天给你留到了最后。", "target": "但愿吧" }, { "source": "所以年三十早点睡吧", "target": "我要和你多聊聊你不爱我了么" }, { "source": "我要和你多聊聊你不爱我了么", "target": "可是咱都不年轻了熬不了了" }, { "source": "可是咱都不年轻了熬不了了", "target": "那咱快点说" }, { "source": "最近常常大怪兽大怪兽嗯", "target": "你这娃还和温温暗度陈仓" }, { "source": "其中一个烦恼:作业还有好多没有做啊", "target": "表示我们27号开学然后作业没做完不能进班入学考试每门70不然20块钱补考一次然而作业都没做数学物理一直在二三十化学一直三四十的我...依旧在玩手机..." }, { "source": "为啥上海做夜场的那么多东北的?……鸭子也十个九个是东北的", "target": "你找过啊看这样" }, { "source": "我们北方人从不打伞", "target": "我也是第一次下雪撑伞" }, { "source": "小哥儿~~我已经催了N次啦,一直在说马上就来。。。先去服饰部那边倒吧", "target": "妞,我没抱怨,就跟你说下哈~" }, { "source": "妞,我没抱怨,就跟你说下哈~", "target": "???没有没有,我没有觉得你抱怨哈,哈哈哈哈……跟你说下情况哈,我也缺水,拉肚子发烧" }, { "source": "???没有没有,我没有觉得你抱怨哈,哈哈哈哈……跟你说下情况哈,我也缺水,拉肚子发烧", "target": "啊?可怜的娃,我这嗓子都快冒烟了。喝了一大杯水终于好些了。" }, { "source": "我们要上天了", "target": "请带上我" }, { "source": "请带上我", "target": "你哪儿的" }, { "source": "手不够长腿来凑", "target": "怕是不行的" }, { "source": "周末来问好姐姐好呀", "target": "周末好" }, { "source": "可爱的学妹", "target": "学姐!" }, { "source": "每逢考试必下雨!", "target": "今天竟然还没下" }, { "source": "今天竟然还没下", "target": "可能是明、后天更难?!" }, { "source": "晚安吧", "target": "嗯。" }, { "source": "真爱今天干啥了?", "target": "今天有缺爱了" }, { "source": "鱼火锅吗,吃的好哦", "target": "你说得你在学校就加在过苦日子样" }, { "source": "你说得你在学校就加在过苦日子样", "target": "我也要" }, { "source": "我也要", "target": "走走走!去吃就是了。" }, { "source": "我们真的可能要当邻居老", "target": "13栋?" }, { "source": "13栋?", "target": "是呀,你也是?" }, { "source": "是呀,你也是?", "target": "你买的好大?" }, { "source": "你买的好大?", "target": "我准备买一室一厅,53个平方" }, { "source": "我准备买一室一厅,53个平方", "target": "可以,多温馨的,以后住你家." }, { "source": "可以,多温馨的,以后住你家.", "target": "你个人的家空起?" }, { "source": "你个人的家空起?", "target": "是撒~" }, { "source": "是撒~", "target": "收房租的哈" }, { "source": "收房租的哈", "target": "收~不差钱儿~" }, { "source": "收~不差钱儿~", "target": "买得起华润的哪里差钱哟,除老我" }, { "source": "开心不起来", "target": "睡一觉就好了" }, { "source": "菜菜的衣服被你扒了么", "target": "本来就是这样的好可怜的菜菜" }, { "source": "本来就是这样的好可怜的菜菜", "target": "你肯定是看上了她没穿衣服" }, { "source": "你肯定是看上了她没穿衣服", "target": "不愧和我睡了一个月'太了解我了'哇哈哈哈" }, { "source": "关晓彤歌舞?怕是个笑话哦", "target": "干嘛要说大实话" }, { "source": "你看看你!在真正的女明星面前头都抬不起来了吧!", "target": "我是尴尬的不知如何是好才没脸抬头" }, { "source": "有案底还会对将来她的孩子有影响啊,有的学校参考要政审,下一代都被坑了", "target": "而且这个后果还要他女儿来承担。我们听到这件事都觉得太可惜了,那个学校真的特别好。" }, { "source": "而且这个后果还要他女儿来承担。我们听到这件事都觉得太可惜了,那个学校真的特别好。", "target": "影响也太大了,所以经济常识绝对得有,个人立场绝对得坚定" }, { "source": "你需要谈恋爱了", "target": "我需要你" }, { "source": "俺也是绿阿阿阿!", "target": "你面试怎样啦?" }, { "source": "你面试怎样啦?", "target": "还没去……" }, { "source": "排毒排毒", "target": "还好这几天有买买买,不然真的觉得太累,不想活了" }, { "source": "啊,岭南新天地蛮有特色的", "target": "晚上是真热闹,和白天又不一样景色了" }, { "source": "晚上是真热闹,和白天又不一样景色了", "target": "嗯下次再晚上去喝喝酒不过你那边过来不远吗" }, { "source": "嗯下次再晚上去喝喝酒不过你那边过来不远吗", "target": "还好40分钟,傍晚也是堵的呀" }, { "source": "快回来拔凉吧", "target": "坤哥,不要" }, { "source": "为什么生命的逝去只换来冷漠???想没想过逝世的生命也有家人???说不定旁边围观的就有它的子女和妻子!!你让那些幼虎和母老虎怎么面对接下来的生活?", "target": "不是冷漠,我们能做什么呢" }, { "source": "小鱼吃蜘蛛嘛", "target": "吃了吃可香" }, { "source": "重庆话很好听谢谢!", "target": "福建人表示很喜欢听重庆话" }, { "source": "福建人表示很喜欢听重庆话", "target": "谢谢你,我们都很热情的,欢迎来玩" }, { "source": "你来自武大。", "target": "有问题吗?" }, { "source": "我女神真是逆生长", "target": "小嘴儿甜的呦" }, { "source": "采首阳山之铜,磨成细针一枚~刺之可化怨气~~~~~", "target": "这位少年,请问此针是刺我自己还是别人啊" }, { "source": "这位少年,请问此针是刺我自己还是别人啊", "target": "这就要看MISS苏的心情喽~" }, { "source": "给我也尝尝呗,我也喜欢吃土豆泥。", "target": "你没口福咯!" }, { "source": "你没口福咯!", "target": "小气~" }, { "source": "小气~", "target": "敢和俺儿子抢吃的!哪能客气!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "棒棒哒!另外。笔笔在hk红磡演唱会上唱这首歌唱得更好了呢", "target": "超喜欢" }, { "source": "你是不是傻,为啥吃这么多", "target": "我没一天吃了啊" }, { "source": "你也喜欢山有木兮啊?!", "target": "嗯,我觉得也可以,你会长也老哼哼这首" }, { "source": "冰糖雪梨来一碗么?", "target": "来一吨谢谢" }, { "source": "看他们感情深不深,感情是第一位的", "target": "但是前提是男方之前一直知道,就是不告诉女方~~这算感情深么?还有,这是刚结婚,不是几十年的老夫妻哦。我不说必须离婚,我就问如果女方因为这个离婚,应该被唾弃么???" }, { "source": "但是前提是男方之前一直知道,就是不告诉女方~~这算感情深么?还有,这是刚结婚,不是几十年的老夫妻哦。我不说必须离婚,我就问如果女方因为这个离婚,应该被唾弃么???", "target": "不是有个婚前检查吗?那是假的吗" }, { "source": "去哪工作告诉我一声哈,我去你那吃肯德基。。", "target": "现在还不一定能去呢我只有周末可以做而已" }, { "source": "现在还不一定能去呢我只有周末可以做而已", "target": "我也是周末才得出去捏" }, { "source": "我也是周末才得出去捏", "target": "好吧姐姐静一静" }, { "source": "翰,有说吗?什么时候的事?", "target": "在综艺节目里看到的" }, { "source": "生日快乐!好想帮你吃蛋糕", "target": "生完回来吃吃吃" }, { "source": "你最爱谁嘛", "target": "我还没到那个年纪,还需要多历练" }, { "source": "发卡仙女!!!", "target": "送您上去!" }, { "source": "你可以敞开大衣给老胡包里", "target": "就你会玩" }, { "source": "就你会玩", "target": "不用谢" }, { "source": "不用谢", "target": "你很棒棒抓紧找个能包起来的" }, { "source": "没事,我五年半的感情,刚分手二十天,现实和爱情,我被现实打败了,没心没肺的加油吧", "target": "能有什么办法呢,日子总要过" }, { "source": "………我岩买翻来又卖,大神别坑啊", "target": "我话我卖我果个" }, { "source": "你好污朋友", "target": "你是第一个愿意和我做盆友的人约吗" }, { "source": "你是第一个愿意和我做盆友的人约吗", "target": "我还是个宝宝我不约" }, { "source": "我还是个宝宝我不约", "target": "你是个宝器" }, { "source": "哎呀,恋爱的人呐,受不鸟,受不鸟", "target": "咳咳少说一句会怎样" }, { "source": "有了新欢忘了旧爱。。。", "target": "二狗永远在我心中!" }, { "source": "我这边工作也快结束了!", "target": "好的,保重身体" }, { "source": "骁骁,这相片是不是去年的呀??", "target": "是的,给裂哥的那次" }, { "source": "多喝开水哈", "target": "谢谢关心,爱你" }, { "source": "谢谢关心,爱你", "target": "同病人啊不过我大姨妈还有几天来" }, { "source": "你是不是恋爱了", "target": "谈恋爱这种事我是不会做的" }, { "source": "谈恋爱这种事我是不会做的", "target": "永远都不会谈恋爱吗?" }, { "source": "大牛你好", "target": "渣硕你好" }, { "source": "渣硕你好", "target": "我好想当一个渣硕" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "有奖励吗?" }, { "source": "忍什么忍,受不了这鸟气。", "target": "哎还能互骂么" }, { "source": "哎还能互骂么", "target": "骂一顿拉黑。" }, { "source": "骂一顿拉黑。", "target": "可是做不到" }, { "source": "为这个2块钱打call", "target": "现在听个歌都要花钱了想想就更丧了" }, { "source": "换地方了吗?", "target": "还在那,但是重新装过门面了" }, { "source": "还在那,但是重新装过门面了", "target": "就那么点地方有什么好装门面的" }, { "source": "就那么点地方有什么好装门面的", "target": "啊哈哈哈,就是装的新了一点" }, { "source": "嗷嗷嗷喜欢第五张", "target": "在老家拍的" }, { "source": "我也想吃的我要吃螃蟹", "target": "这个我也想吃" }, { "source": "这个我也想吃", "target": "我带你去六家里吃吧" }, { "source": "好姐妹", "target": "哼我只是看不惯这种做了~~还立牌坊的暖男" }, { "source": "哼我只是看不惯这种做了~~还立牌坊的暖男", "target": "心痛我凸凸哥。" }, { "source": "到时叫你班姊妹过黎影毕业照", "target": "必须抢你地镜!" }, { "source": "必须抢你地镜!", "target": "这样不道德" }, { "source": "这样不道德", "target": "我回到大汕头了!" }, { "source": "我回到大汕头了!", "target": "我地有排先翻喔" }, { "source": "我地有排先翻喔", "target": "向学校等你!请宵夜" }, { "source": "向学校等你!请宵夜", "target": "2.5饭,白饭任装" }, { "source": "前两天刚去了一趟,那人真多啊!不过看完一圈,心情果真是极好的!", "target": "就是呢~可喜欢逛那些居家的东东了!好久没去了都" }, { "source": "挑一位小仙女送今天的一套衣服哦", "target": "哇这套真的很仙" }, { "source": "被咬了吗?", "target": "差点躲它遭跑摔老火了" }, { "source": "能睡的着才幸福,哭什么捏", "target": "其实不想睡的,嘿嘿,换种思考,也是幸福" }, { "source": "做手帐嘛", "target": "素哒,嘿嘿嘿,我之前都不知道有这些" }, { "source": "同居!!!", "target": "哦,,,不对,这个词貌似用得不恰当我的意思是姐姐我不住男生寝室" }, { "source": "看女演员都丑爆了,就看几眼果断放弃。", "target": "我也是坚持不下去" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "必须快乐!谢谢" }, { "source": "我又没狠命造", "target": "关键是你控制着也能吃平常人很多个来回" }, { "source": "关键是你控制着也能吃平常人很多个来回", "target": "真不能去了,热量太高,连意念都懒得意念了!" }, { "source": "你们上一段感情因为什么结束的?", "target": "时间久了,一切平淡了,他说想再谈一次恋爱看看是不是最后都这样" }, { "source": "过年前几天去的自贡,接连问了七八个出租车师傅都不接客,因为他们只跑远途的", "target": "还好我遇到的都好" }, { "source": "潘长江和苑琼丹是认真的吗", "target": "我就说肯定有人发现" }, { "source": "要不你后天歇一下?", "target": "明天问问" }, { "source": "明天问问", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "我已经知道我挂科了", "target": "这么快啊,我们还不知道,效率低啊!" }, { "source": "又帅啦快乐快乐呦", "target": "快乐吖" }, { "source": "真希望你的嘴开过光", "target": "你祈祷吧没力气走那么远不会少逛一会" }, { "source": "你祈祷吧没力气走那么远不会少逛一会", "target": "被闺蜜拉动着怎么可能少逛,她才狠呢,就差把商场搬回家了" }, { "source": "被闺蜜拉动着怎么可能少逛,她才狠呢,就差把商场搬回家了", "target": "内衣堆了一整衣柜,一天换两次一个星期下来还留五套没穿" }, { "source": "我要做你老婆", "target": "我老婆公孙离" }, { "source": "直播间怎么封这么久啊", "target": "可能他们知道我外出去看比赛了故意的吧" }, { "source": "当铁达尼号沉没这一悲剧发生时,对于船上厨房那些待宰杀的海洋动物来说,何尝不是件喜事哈", "target": "????这话一套一套的听起来还很有道理?" }, { "source": "当你秀发拂过我的钢枪。。。哈哈哈哈我快笑死了", "target": "那歌词好悲情啊!" }, { "source": "你是真的爱喝咖啡哦", "target": "所以说我睡不着觉都是应该的!" }, { "source": "男177想找个160的妹子", "target": "报道" }, { "source": "报道", "target": "这不好友走一波吗?" }, { "source": "什么鸟这么神奇,叫什么名?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "飞鸟?我又不研究鸟类怎么猜得出来" }, { "source": "飞鸟?我又不研究鸟类怎么猜得出来", "target": "哪只鸟不会飞的,哪有飞鸟" }, { "source": "哪只鸟不会飞的,哪有飞鸟", "target": "你知道不直接说了还兜圈子" }, { "source": "你知道不直接说了还兜圈子", "target": "我也不知叫什么。" }, { "source": "我也不知叫什么。", "target": "传说它叫荆棘鸟" }, { "source": "传说它叫荆棘鸟", "target": "你怎么知道?" }, { "source": "你怎么知道?", "target": "我博学呗" }, { "source": "瑞雪兆丰年", "target": "哈哈这雪来的有点晚." }, { "source": "有缘再见吧", "target": "嗯特别好的岚啊" }, { "source": "嗯特别好的岚啊", "target": "嘿嘿嘿~你也特别好了~都会幸福哒~" }, { "source": "这么长的毛衣,,我今儿还比量了一下呢", "target": "为什么不买!!" }, { "source": "…求美食…小雁小雁塔附近?有木有?", "target": "吃得很多可是有特色的少,推荐桥梓口的老铁家牛肉" }, { "source": "吃得很多可是有特色的少,推荐桥梓口的老铁家牛肉", "target": "…求面包店……要…好吃的…" }, { "source": "约我啦", "target": "好啊~走!" }, { "source": "好啊~走!", "target": "走去哪?" }, { "source": "走去哪?", "target": "有吃的地方" }, { "source": "在吗?梅子,眉毛那么杂,怎么画呀", "target": "修修啊" }, { "source": "修修啊", "target": "噢,好滴,恩哒" }, { "source": "穿粉色衣服的那个人是谁!!!!!", "target": "你女票看看这个双眼皮美不美" }, { "source": "你女票看看这个双眼皮美不美", "target": "不认识了我认输" }, { "source": "小公主", "target": "有女朋友就忘了我的人" }, { "source": "有女朋友就忘了我的人", "target": "哪个忘了你嘛回来要找你的" }, { "source": "天呢,我佩竟然想养儿子了!!!你果然长大了!!!", "target": "我现在超喜欢小孩子哎不敢相信" }, { "source": "我现在超喜欢小孩子哎不敢相信", "target": "活久见真的" }, { "source": "???22包邮出??我刚在一家韩代店买99+10块邮费", "target": "呜呜我也买了58块" }, { "source": "呜呜我也买了58块", "target": "58块不是韩代的你要注意噢~" }, { "source": "今天的“谈话记录”可以写到思想报告里了多好的题材。希望老师不要认为我不爱国", "target": "老师会说孺子可教也~然后就被查水表了" }, { "source": "老师会说孺子可教也~然后就被查水表了", "target": "总觉得他没时间看我的。。。看看学霸的就好了" }, { "source": "总觉得他没时间看我的。。。看看学霸的就好了", "target": "要对自己有信心呀" }, { "source": "要对自己有信心呀", "target": "好~" }, { "source": "请使用我能看懂的语言好吗", "target": "我以为我俩在无障碍沟通啊" }, { "source": "我以为我俩在无障碍沟通啊", "target": "狗子你变了" }, { "source": "狗子你变了", "target": "原来你不懂我,别说了,我都懂" }, { "source": "我在天上人间等你嗷~", "target": "钱带够了么?" }, { "source": "吃不了不怕,有我,要不要下班找你吃蛋糕~话说那你旅游这事儿呢?", "target": "好啊,去哪里吃呀?我下班了,我现在去找你吧?" }, { "source": "去哪里旅游了。", "target": "目前在杭州~" }, { "source": "目前在杭州~", "target": "真好哦" }, { "source": "真好哦", "target": "还好啦你回家了?" }, { "source": "大半夜看刘鑫江歌案,想到黑暗丛林法则。最先发出声音的群族会立即被其他比他强大的群族消灭。从古到今都是这样啊,被称为“大多数”的族群从来都不允许有其他有悖于自己的声音发出。", "target": "网友想要的根本就不是真相。" }, { "source": "网友想要的根本就不是真相。", "target": "那你觉得真相是什么" }, { "source": "又出去浪", "target": "哈哈哈放松一下" }, { "source": "我攒点花点", "target": "你们工资高" }, { "source": "想找一个能给我买大奔的人", "target": "你可做梦呢" }, { "source": "好久不见的酒窝", "target": "那么晚还不睡" }, { "source": "那么晚还不睡", "target": "每天都是" }, { "source": "哈喽,大家好,我是吴小杰", "target": "你无处不在啊" }, { "source": "我也是一堆食材乱七八糟的做在一起前几天我给自己炒了花卷吃", "target": "清空冰箱食材大作战我还特别喜欢吃各种咸菜榨菜泡菜" }, { "source": "借钱的人看不见", "target": "在他看得见的地方发" }, { "source": "在他看得见的地方发", "target": "再给他三天的时间" }, { "source": "明天几点走阿你萌", "target": "九点多走啊我萌" }, { "source": "九点多走啊我萌", "target": "我快11点到武昌火车站见不了你们最后一面了" }, { "source": "丑B,也就一些农村的土鳖才看你的剧.永远记得读书的时候无意看了山寨雨.Mg那破车是你们的梦中坐骑,瞎了", "target": "你这时把所有的人都骂一遍?" }, { "source": "你这时把所有的人都骂一遍?", "target": "呵呵,用脑子想,有没有就是你的事" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "快乐", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "曾经看了一篇央视的报道,主题是“毕业后孤独是必修课”", "target": "毕业以后都为了自己的生活,未来各奔东西,什么都是要一个人,要习惯,要成熟!" }, { "source": "毕业以后都为了自己的生活,未来各奔东西,什么都是要一个人,要习惯,要成熟!", "target": "我只能说正在经历着" }, { "source": "Mp3格式已终结,原来相机只能拍人不能拍别的哈", "target": "拍别的也不差啊" }, { "source": "你痛完我来痛了我怎么缓解呢", "target": "急需男朋友" }, { "source": "急需男朋友", "target": "盖绍个" }, { "source": "盖绍个", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "木有", "target": "咧就不缓解啦" }, { "source": "咧就不缓解啦", "target": "你吃东西就可以缓解" }, { "source": "眉毛怎么做到的好看", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "期待尤长靖", "target": "你的笑容甜甜的,你的眼里有星光" }, { "source": "高中我不认识你额。。", "target": "我高中也不认识你" }, { "source": "现在管得严,不让放火了,怎么注意放火", "target": "虽然禁止放火,但不是太管用,该放还得放" }, { "source": "我知道你只是想来显摆一下你的小尾巴的", "target": "被你发现了哦,把肾换成尾巴也值啊" }, { "source": "姑妈变形失败", "target": "得闲噶话将相机噶相发过来啦~" }, { "source": "得闲噶话将相机噶相发过来啦~", "target": "下次拿去你屋企仲好啦" }, { "source": "下次拿去你屋企仲好啦", "target": "都好~" }, { "source": "哪里有烤冷面啊", "target": "唉?哈哈哈竟然把你给炸出来了!我在你楼下银行现在!" }, { "source": "唉?哈哈哈竟然把你给炸出来了!我在你楼下银行现在!", "target": "给我打工资吗" }, { "source": "给我打工资吗", "target": "你来见我我给你打冷面钱" }, { "source": "你来见我我给你打冷面钱", "target": "骗子~我真的去银行看了没有你" }, { "source": "骗子~我真的去银行看了没有你", "target": "我在!我现在还在呢!" }, { "source": "这一路有你也真好", "target": "你们去了哪里~~~~~~~" }, { "source": "你用的撒子录的,你的那一本怕是要做完的?", "target": "我用的延时摄影那本的确要做完理综卷" }, { "source": "雨雨,武汉的土豆真的不香呢!做不出家里的味道", "target": "是的,感觉有个独特的味道,土香气" }, { "source": "既然生活如此艰难,就更得对自己好点儿", "target": "对呀~你看完太后啦?看完就早点休息哇~" }, { "source": "对呀~你看完太后啦?看完就早点休息哇~", "target": "嗯嗯。睡啦。明天还得忙。你也是早点休息。一切随心走。。" }, { "source": "旗袍很漂亮,身材顶呱呱,原谅我只能评图,因为不认识繁体字", "target": "令妳为难了" }, { "source": "哈哈,移动充电器才几个钱,不过心意是最重要的(仔细看看卡片内容),礼物虽小情谊重。别讨论价值好不好!!要说用价值来收买的话,早就被收买几万遍了。所以......", "target": "批量印刷的" }, { "source": "咱俩生日一天!?", "target": "不是我生日别人生日" }, { "source": "比心恐怕以后都爱上比心了", "target": "必须的了,可能每一次都会说“比心”" }, { "source": "请告诉我你的皮肤现在怎么变的这么好还是美颜过于强大", "target": "都有" }, { "source": "快乐,快乐。", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "膜拜四萌大佬", "target": "你也很棒啦" }, { "source": "我妈这边离不开人,得守着。只能有时间再去看了", "target": "抱抱,加油" }, { "source": "为什么我觉得很有食欲,我又饿了么", "target": "我是深夜报社" }, { "source": "好看,正想买那条裙子,但不忍直视自己的游泳圈,不敢买。", "target": "我都能穿你肯定可以的" }, { "source": "我都能穿你肯定可以的", "target": "看你穿也满足了" }, { "source": "看你穿也满足了", "target": "快点瘦下来" }, { "source": "快点瘦下来", "target": "我也想,求方法" }, { "source": "我也想,求方法", "target": "每天坚持跑步做仰卧起坐" }, { "source": "每天坚持跑步做仰卧起坐", "target": "跑步没时间,仰卧起坐可以试试" }, { "source": "跑步没时间,仰卧起坐可以试试", "target": "坚持" }, { "source": "嗯呐好多人都开心的穿着裙子出门了", "target": "我们这昨天还下冰雹来着" }, { "source": "你不要我好", "target": "恩。因为我都找不到,你也就别做梦了" }, { "source": "恩。因为我都找不到,你也就别做梦了", "target": "哼,你就找不到" }, { "source": "我今晚晚班", "target": "至少可以睡懒觉嘛。" }, { "source": "大哥你的客户端永远与众不同", "target": "所以我是大哥呀" }, { "source": "祝您生日快乐!我也快乐!", "target": "相互关注好吧!" }, { "source": "我可能要说一句不恰当的话了社会头", "target": "哪里社会了" }, { "source": "还没睡", "target": "恩呢咪你咋也没睡呢" }, { "source": "千玺好帅,千玺早安,晴宝宝爱你", "target": "我也最棒" }, { "source": "跟着组织走有饭吃……", "target": "有茶、有酒、有香肉!" }, { "source": "有茶、有酒、有香肉!", "target": "咱只专注最后一个……" }, { "source": "三月看时樾", "target": "OK一定会看的等等" }, { "source": "过两天去昆山玩你有空不", "target": "有空啊来啊来啊" }, { "source": "找对象了吗儿", "target": "老豆,你还不了解我嘛" }, { "source": "老豆,你还不了解我嘛", "target": "鹿小美跟熊小呆跑啦" }, { "source": "和一个男的互相聊天,几乎天天发消息,那他这是算喜欢我吗", "target": "呃...别猜了...喜欢你的话...他会主动找你的..." }, { "source": "我是从卖玉米的老奶奶那里来的", "target": "巧了" }, { "source": "春夏秋冬喜欢你", "target": "我也欢喜你" }, { "source": "也想努力过好生活茶茶加油", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "谢……走点心谢谢你们", "target": "谢谢你们" }, { "source": "字好漂亮", "target": "发了这么久终于有人看见了" }, { "source": "发了这么久终于有人看见了", "target": "对写字好看的人有种莫名的好感" }, { "source": "如果我消失了你会紧张吗", "target": "我紧张个蛋。问你女朋友去。。我巴不得你消失!~" }, { "source": "到家了吗", "target": "嗯呢你几号" }, { "source": "嗯呢你几号", "target": "25号" }, { "source": "李鑫睿到哪里都是一个字喝!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈是呢" }, { "source": "走到深圳", "target": "马上。" }, { "source": "五点的时候我就睡醒了,一直纠结到七点多才起床", "target": "我三点醒,直到听着小谜语起床收拾完走,我才睡着" }, { "source": "我三点醒,直到听着小谜语起床收拾完走,我才睡着", "target": "来自于小糜宇的噩梦" }, { "source": "来自于小糜宇的噩梦", "target": "太可怕了,我能睡你的床吗" }, { "source": "太可怕了,我能睡你的床吗", "target": "你可以睡叼翔的" }, { "source": "你可以睡叼翔的", "target": "看透了你的心,再见!不要回来了" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "哟,受不起" }, { "source": "迟来的生快啊!大妹子", "target": "害我迅速回忆了一下你生日到了没有!啊啊啊我想你了啊" }, { "source": "害我迅速回忆了一下你生日到了没有!啊啊啊我想你了啊", "target": "我下个月啊哈哈哈!我们俩就差一个月。我断奶失败,不过中午饭随时可以约啊" }, { "source": "我下个月啊哈哈哈!我们俩就差一个月。我断奶失败,不过中午饭随时可以约啊", "target": "我太远了啊你约个鬼" }, { "source": "伪球迷下周末为球狂", "target": "相约周五" }, { "source": "相约周五", "target": "欧欧欧夜夜夜,走起~" }, { "source": "一晚上吃两顿也是够了我俩坐上火车了", "target": "一晚上两顿是我和猜猜约会日常到家告诉我" }, { "source": "自己吗咋不叫我我正在家饿着来", "target": "从网吧出来看见了吃了就回去了" }, { "source": "还没睡呢,夜猫子!", "target": "刚看完书,现在准备睡了。" }, { "source": "右下角的红外套我貌似也有一件", "target": "来来来,下回穿情侣装出门" }, { "source": "你是不是黑?", "target": "是啊:~~" }, { "source": "你给自己定的人生目标是什么?", "target": "到北京高设计" }, { "source": "到北京高设计", "target": "还是呀,不是为了一个人或一件事而耽搁" }, { "source": "哈哈加油,最近忙么", "target": "不忙,闲的很……" }, { "source": "不忙,闲的很……", "target": "咋还改名了?最近心情不好?" }, { "source": "咋还改名了?最近心情不好?", "target": "不是啦!只是看到一些东西,有感而发而已,嘿嘿,我这么没心没肺,没啥不开心的事" }, { "source": "你对我说的每一句话,都是沙漠里下过的雨", "target": "第一个想到的是下了白下" }, { "source": "你说的大多数是怎样的大多数呢?", "target": "我没指望你回的" }, { "source": "我没指望你回的", "target": "正好睡之前看到了" }, { "source": "注意身体哇、月子", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "你回家了?", "target": "没有,他们过来了" }, { "source": "买个梳子能管用吗", "target": "能,只要不去香黎茅臭黎茅乱钻就可以,不过它就爱乱钻" }, { "source": "能,只要不去香黎茅臭黎茅乱钻就可以,不过它就爱乱钻", "target": "他没跟着你们搬家吗" }, { "source": "过几天去重庆", "target": "不知道可不可以" }, { "source": "想吸猫", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "什么周末!", "target": "上一周呀" }, { "source": "上一周呀", "target": "天惹噜,现在才发" }, { "source": "天惹噜,现在才发", "target": "因为我之前没想着要发突发奇想" }, { "source": "这是三生的杀青,刚聚完餐,哈哈哈", "target": "一看就是羊毛呀!" }, { "source": "一看就是羊毛呀!", "target": "必须" }, { "source": "春春,你要不要找人嫁了先", "target": "春春。是娶....." }, { "source": "春春。是娶.....", "target": "哈哈,当回大圣" }, { "source": "哈哈,当回大圣", "target": "踏着七彩祥云,身穿大红喜服" }, { "source": "嗯~啥时候来西安呢?", "target": "去了做什么?又是烧烤和夜店?哈哈" }, { "source": "去了做什么?又是烧烤和夜店?哈哈", "target": "我看我去北京你能带我去那玩" }, { "source": "人说我火大", "target": "紫吗" }, { "source": "紫吗", "target": "不,红的" }, { "source": "你还不睡觉啊", "target": "你拉着我唧唧歪歪,我怎么睡" }, { "source": "你拉着我唧唧歪歪,我怎么睡", "target": "我有拉着你吗,你的手在哪里" }, { "source": "我有拉着你吗,你的手在哪里", "target": "你!!话唠" }, { "source": "我喜欢你,对你不离不弃!", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "么么哒", "target": "啥嘛!你受打击了!" }, { "source": "啥嘛!你受打击了!", "target": "银川今天刮大风呢" }, { "source": "银川今天刮大风呢", "target": "什么怪天气。这边好热。我们都开始穿马夹了!" }, { "source": "什么怪天气。这边好热。我们都开始穿马夹了!", "target": "晴着呢就是刮风我在洗衣服上班的时候感觉要是休息肯定一觉睡到十点结果今天还是七点多就醒了下午想去拔罐感冒还不好" }, { "source": "晴着呢就是刮风我在洗衣服上班的时候感觉要是休息肯定一觉睡到十点结果今天还是七点多就醒了下午想去拔罐感冒还不好", "target": "嗯嗯。去拔罐吧。管用呢!" }, { "source": "别人家的假期", "target": "也不咋地,海风吹感冒了" }, { "source": "也不咋地,海风吹感冒了", "target": "怪谁" }, { "source": "怪谁", "target": "怪我自己" }, { "source": "姓张的都很自恋嘛", "target": "姓张的,是暗指那个坑吗?!亲?" }, { "source": "姓张的,是暗指那个坑吗?!亲?", "target": "包括他,但是还有一些" }, { "source": "花开的美", "target": "但是很冷" }, { "source": "但是很冷", "target": "我们这大太阳" }, { "source": "V太还没放弃她,我是多么希望把宝贵的机会给大嘴", "target": "我梨还在就没事大嘴长得没tt好但技术什么好多了" }, { "source": "我梨还在就没事大嘴长得没tt好但技术什么好多了", "target": "小鸭梨那个俯平衡真是赞。不过我觉得她和大嘴有个相同的问题,成套的音乐舞蹈没什么能让人记住的瞬间,编排不太给力啊" }, { "source": "妮娜,你是可爱的胖猪猪。", "target": "哈哈,阿男是美丽的大眼妹" }, { "source": "姐姐!!您这是真心话!", "target": "我做人比较真实,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "叔叔息怒啊看出来你的职场之路还真是坎坷", "target": "最近全是这种人,无语。" }, { "source": "你可以剃光", "target": "我帮你剃" }, { "source": "灏明,我今天换新发型了", "target": "我明天要去染发" }, { "source": "我明天要去染发", "target": "姐,你回来了!我要走了,手机没电了晚安!明早见!" }, { "source": "姐,你回来了!我要走了,手机没电了晚安!明早见!", "target": "晚安哦" }, { "source": "晚安哦", "target": "姐,早安!" }, { "source": "姐,早安!", "target": "早安。你生病了?好好照顾自己啊" }, { "source": "早安。你生病了?好好照顾自己啊", "target": "没什么,就是有点感冒。姐你也是阿!" }, { "source": "我确实觉得那个咚咚咚的心跳音效有点慌。玩的时候还好,结束之后觉得心跳有点快。", "target": "关键我找不到出大门的路无语一直不知道在哪儿跑" }, { "source": "这么早~新的一天加油加油~~", "target": "你也起床得好早" }, { "source": "你的智商馀额不足,请充值", "target": "需要小饼干!" }, { "source": "需要小饼干!", "target": "小饼干是什么鬼" }, { "source": "小饼干是什么鬼", "target": "补充能量啊" }, { "source": "我这么懂事却没有男朋友", "target": "就是因为你太懂事才没有男朋友" }, { "source": "脑子里配着你的声音说了一遍。", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "周末愉快!~", "target": "愉快" }, { "source": "爱你所爱,行你所行,听从你心", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "这位姐姐你的脸不要画的太浓容易死的", "target": "真的哟?美死应该比丑死好。" }, { "source": "真的哟?美死应该比丑死好。", "target": "不过人不看表面只有像你这种人我们心好就行" }, { "source": "不过人不看表面只有像你这种人我们心好就行", "target": "所以说一个11岁的小孩什么人情世故都不懂" }, { "source": "被你血虐", "target": "虚拟世界血虐被血虐都是假的" }, { "source": "做人莫迷信于算命即可。其实预测只是人在特定时期,由于迷途困惑而希冀求得一种心里上的慰寄,和对人生前途不可预知方面,做一种规划而己。明白道理即可,不可沉迷,执着其中。搞预测也是人家谋生的一种手段,世间三百六十行,行行皆自在。不过若以此道行骗就不自在了。哪行不是如此呢?", "target": "说的极是" }, { "source": "吃谁的醋啊~!", "target": "你怎么不猜!!!!!" }, { "source": "我也在没看见你呢", "target": "那么多人,还黑灯瞎火的" }, { "source": "那么多人,还黑灯瞎火的", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "是的呢", "target": "就你自己去看的?" }, { "source": "就你自己去看的?", "target": "必然不是自己啊~" }, { "source": "你话都说不顺溜还在这DD", "target": "只有认真读的人看" }, { "source": "只有认真读的人看", "target": "意思我没有认真读?" }, { "source": "意思我没有认真读?", "target": "意思是你认真读了才知道我话说不溜" }, { "source": "意思是你认真读了才知道我话说不溜", "target": "由内而外的挫败感" }, { "source": "这波确实甜到我了", "target": "176试问你多高" }, { "source": "喝酒了?", "target": "没喝啊" }, { "source": "天气预报说周天晴我的梦终于从恐怖片翻到喜剧片昨晚梦到了睡佛萌萌哒", "target": "所以明天还要有一天雨" }, { "source": "每天都很懒", "target": "说的也是" }, { "source": "我有一家朋友的朋友开的。回去发你。", "target": "突然脑筋转不过来,朋友的朋友!好复杂啊,好的啊" }, { "source": "睡觉最现实", "target": "那种他在我家附近吃肠粉然后我在睡觉且错过的心情" }, { "source": "那种他在我家附近吃肠粉然后我在睡觉且错过的心情", "target": "快去吃个同款" }, { "source": "快去吃个同款", "target": "从小吃到大的同款" }, { "source": "从小吃到大的同款", "target": "羡慕!!!" }, { "source": "羡慕!!!", "target": "TT读书的时候还上过我们当地的电视新闻,从小到大都是非常厉害的虽然同个城市也只有在电视上看过本尊,所以没啥好羡慕的。就是偶遇到的几率大点。" }, { "source": "TT读书的时候还上过我们当地的电视新闻,从小到大都是非常厉害的虽然同个城市也只有在电视上看过本尊,所以没啥好羡慕的。就是偶遇到的几率大点。", "target": "是不是就是那个截图奏音啥啥的" }, { "source": "是不是就是那个截图奏音啥啥的", "target": "对对对。。。呀我还在读小学的事情呢" }, { "source": "对对对。。。呀我还在读小学的事情呢", "target": "好羡慕哦想住在你们那" }, { "source": "好羡慕哦想住在你们那", "target": "来呀大潮州欢迎你虽然交通有点乱" }, { "source": "来呀大潮州欢迎你虽然交通有点乱", "target": "哭唧唧最近的距离是在热评上" }, { "source": "哭唧唧最近的距离是在热评上", "target": "没事你赢了他能看到你了" }, { "source": "你说你那么凶那么躁怎么会不热啊。。。啊我怎么觉得寝室好凉快啊,睡觉都要盖被子真讨厌耶耶耶", "target": "我也好凉快啊,36小时都盖被子?" }, { "source": "我也好凉快啊,36小时都盖被子?", "target": "哎呦,真讨厌我们这些既温柔又温柔的瘦子,大夏天的还感那么凉快。。。对不对哈哈" }, { "source": "哎呦,真讨厌我们这些既温柔又温柔的瘦子,大夏天的还感那么凉快。。。对不对哈哈", "target": "你那么胖还说自己瘦!" }, { "source": "你那么胖还说自己瘦!", "target": "哎呀,不得了啊,你很瘦啊?很瘦啊?啊?啊?别人流汗,你流脂肪,但是还是不减体重哈哈" }, { "source": "你在哪疙瘩我刚好休息", "target": "我在馀曼新家里" }, { "source": "我在馀曼新家里", "target": "那就好那就好你俩好好的" }, { "source": "黄渤今天还挺帅的!", "target": "超帅" }, { "source": "大张伟怎么给焦虑了,一直给我们带来快乐的明星自己怎么反而焦虑了,是不是工作压力太大了?千万要注意自己的身体啊", "target": "是啊,注意身体。" }, { "source": "宝贝我骂了你的吗?呵呵", "target": "但你骂我爱的人了" }, { "source": "你咋还不睡!约一个演唱会哇", "target": "饿啦" }, { "source": "饿啦", "target": "爬起来吃" }, { "source": "大摄影师!我在这", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我看到啦!!!你在这!!" }, { "source": "这杂用啊''真免费?", "target": "不知道啊。。。天天领没用过还。。。" }, { "source": "去北京么!", "target": "上海" }, { "source": "上海", "target": "真好…我再过几天去!" }, { "source": "真好…我再过几天去!", "target": "我其实是先去其他地方玩。三十一号再去" }, { "source": "我其实是先去其他地方玩。三十一号再去", "target": "真开心!还能到处玩!" }, { "source": "真开心!还能到处玩!", "target": "上海后还有下一站" }, { "source": "上海后还有下一站", "target": "你这日子过的真好!还好几站呢" }, { "source": "你这日子过的真好!还好几站呢", "target": "哈哈还不错啦。可惜都是一个人" }, { "source": "解救单身、", "target": "随缘吧…" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "是的最近好吗" }, { "source": "是的最近好吗", "target": "嗯嗯安好" }, { "source": "老板你真会说话", "target": "跟我现在那个前台哥比差得远~" }, { "source": "是不是查牙的酸惊", "target": "这是电瓶充电器" }, { "source": "帅哥配散文诗,很搭。", "target": "呵呵,姐姐取笑我了哇。" }, { "source": "呵呵,姐姐取笑我了哇。", "target": "当之无愧哈" }, { "source": "当之无愧哈", "target": "受之惭愧。" }, { "source": "受之惭愧。", "target": "真的如此就多出作品让我们拜读吧" }, { "source": "你旁边呢个女生真好看", "target": "不觉得啊她好丑啊哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不觉得啊她好丑啊哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "你是不是瞎" }, { "source": "你睡了吗", "target": "早上好" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "你那边几点了" }, { "source": "你那边几点了", "target": "有手机自己不会看吗?" }, { "source": "有手机自己不会看吗?", "target": "我没有手机" }, { "source": "加油啊干巴爹", "target": "我得找个逃课的理由" }, { "source": "你最美哈!", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "你也是", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "羡慕怎么吃都吃不胖的人", "target": "我是个一吃就胖的人" }, { "source": "我是个一吃就胖的人", "target": "那还敢肆无忌惮的吃?" }, { "source": "那还敢肆无忌惮的吃?", "target": "敢啊,干嘛不吃,多可惜,看着想着却不吃,那多难受" }, { "source": "我可以监督你的", "target": "我早上泡的蜂蜜水不记得带了。。。然后就吃了几个油饼子。。。" }, { "source": "我早上泡的蜂蜜水不记得带了。。。然后就吃了几个油饼子。。。", "target": "油饼子" }, { "source": "油饼子", "target": "我发现我们公司旁边有一家好好吃的油饼子店。。完蛋了。。计划毁于油饼子" }, { "source": "我们这里要热死啦~~~", "target": "忽冷忽热,十分钟左右更换一下天气类型。表示今天已经把南宁所有的天气类型都演绎了一遍了" }, { "source": "忽冷忽热,十分钟左右更换一下天气类型。表示今天已经把南宁所有的天气类型都演绎了一遍了", "target": "我想回学校了~~" }, { "source": "我想回学校了~~", "target": "回来吧!欢迎回来!我过中元节了也回去了" }, { "source": "回来吧!欢迎回来!我过中元节了也回去了", "target": "中元节是几月几号?" }, { "source": "中元节是几月几号?", "target": "21号,那我估计24、25这样回去" }, { "source": "21号,那我估计24、25这样回去", "target": "我26号回,你要是26号在学校的话,我到时就多带点虾仁" }, { "source": "我26号回,你要是26号在学校的话,我到时就多带点虾仁", "target": "您这是要带几天的饭来学校?" }, { "source": "我的长岛冰茶还不错啦,晚上很开心", "target": "后天晚上继续!" }, { "source": "后天晚上继续!", "target": "好说!" }, { "source": "年都要过完了,说要给我的礼物还没拿到", "target": "我恨" }, { "source": "来了正在做美甲哈", "target": "你的头像怎么回事" }, { "source": "火烧云是什么", "target": "就是用火烤云吃可好吃了" }, { "source": "晚上太折腾", "target": "越来越不纯洁啦。。" }, { "source": "砌灶台的刀和切菜的刀是同一把吗", "target": "不是,砌墙的这个叫砖刀,结构需要只用半块砖的时候,这玩意儿一刀下去就能把火砖劈两半" }, { "source": "不是,砌墙的这个叫砖刀,结构需要只用半块砖的时候,这玩意儿一刀下去就能把火砖劈两半", "target": "我一直在思考这个烤台的结构。。。中间放了块板。。。那碳是搁在板子上面么?" }, { "source": "祝好", "target": "祝安康" }, { "source": "我可能只适合知乎,不然我这种爱表达观点又较真的人可能容易气死。", "target": "嗯我就是不怎么较真的人" }, { "source": "嗯我就是不怎么较真的人", "target": "我改改改!" }, { "source": "我改改改!", "target": "不改也挺好的呀" }, { "source": "哥这周没去喝酒,亲一下,", "target": "求他喝。。。。。。。我请。。" }, { "source": "求他喝。。。。。。。我请。。", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "为啥", "target": "喝多了他话多。。。。" }, { "source": "你在章丘?", "target": "对啊,危山离你远不" }, { "source": "对啊,危山离你远不", "target": "15分钟,你现在还在这吗" }, { "source": "你转学了?", "target": "嗯,以前高三转学过去了,读了一个星期又回一中了" }, { "source": "嗯,以前高三转学过去了,读了一个星期又回一中了", "target": "哈哈~我只是记得你初中和苦瓜还有小娟,阿赖她们挺好的~" }, { "source": "哈哈~我只是记得你初中和苦瓜还有小娟,阿赖她们挺好的~", "target": "是啊~你是哪个啊?" }, { "source": "是啊~你是哪个啊?", "target": "不知道你认不认识,我以前是初三六班的" }, { "source": "好赞!!!!", "target": "老师寒假找天约饭呀" }, { "source": "你家什么时候能取消拆封无理由退货?都不敢买了,别人用过的退货你们是怎么处理?再卖给别人吗", "target": "所以你收到过别人拆封过的产品?如果取消这一条自己拆封想退的时候怎么办呢" }, { "source": "你能不能要点脸", "target": "你有脸吗?" }, { "source": "夹克真是美得要命!行了,这里有个没买的老婆后悔了", "target": "没事啦没事啦!店里不是还有入了不后悔系列" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "嗯呢,," }, { "source": "你们把记录全部弄没有了,我怎么给你,你可以看我的充值和消耗", "target": "亲亲~请稍等,小编正在帮您咨询~" }, { "source": "亲亲~请稍等,小编正在帮您咨询~", "target": "我在等您回复" }, { "source": "如何刷", "target": "可以用花呗还有借呗,及时还" }, { "source": "可以用花呗还有借呗,及时还", "target": "好谢谢" }, { "source": "纳尼这货还有这外号?以前你经常跟小蚊子还有这家伙一起走她在中间从后面看你们仨就是…额…等差数列…", "target": "讨厌!shutup" }, { "source": "讨厌!shutup", "target": "今儿回来啦?那我们啥时候出去呢?" }, { "source": "今儿回来啦?那我们啥时候出去呢?", "target": "都行。你约我。" }, { "source": "哎呀。。。歌手大赛复赛。。。猛然发现有你。", "target": "运气好而已目的已经达到要是进决赛我能开心死" }, { "source": "约你啊", "target": "来啊,给我打电话就是呢" }, { "source": "饿了我的天!", "target": "哈哈哈哈。摸摸" }, { "source": "找到是不是有奖", "target": "有奖有奖,夸奖。" }, { "source": "住在海上。", "target": "打完渔了。" }, { "source": "姐姐我是寒寒!求回复!", "target": "这位亲,瑞琦姐睡觉了,想要回复,下次早点来!!" }, { "source": "这位亲,瑞琦姐睡觉了,想要回复,下次早点来!!", "target": "亲,被你回复的那个人会以为是琦琦的回复,会很失望的,请不要打击太多人哦" }, { "source": "亲,被你回复的那个人会以为是琦琦的回复,会很失望的,请不要打击太多人哦", "target": "他已经打击很多人了" }, { "source": "他已经打击很多人了", "target": "真心希望他能停手" }, { "source": "真心希望他能停手", "target": "我都不知道他是哪里来的,以前没见过呀!一副老大的样子" }, { "source": "我都不知道他是哪里来的,以前没见过呀!一副老大的样子", "target": "对不起,亲,意见我会提取的,我先澄清一下,我不是老大!“" }, { "source": "对不起,亲,意见我会提取的,我先澄清一下,我不是老大!“", "target": "好的!加群没有?" }, { "source": "好的!加群没有?", "target": "加了!可是没回复我!!" }, { "source": "加了!可是没回复我!!", "target": "加了就可以了,第二个号哈" }, { "source": "加了就可以了,第二个号哈", "target": "额……我想说,第一个已经同意了!" }, { "source": "额……我想说,第一个已经同意了!", "target": "那就加第一个吧!一样的" }, { "source": "那就加第一个吧!一样的", "target": "嗯嗯!!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!!", "target": "快到群里冒个泡,我看哈你!你叫什么名字!" }, { "source": "快到群里冒个泡,我看哈你!你叫什么名字!", "target": "伟伟就是我,亲!!" }, { "source": "伟伟就是我,亲!!", "target": "不要亲了嘛!" }, { "source": "不要亲了嘛!", "target": "不要也可以!喵!" }, { "source": "不要去啃球拍", "target": "懂不懂吻" }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "下午好啊宝贝你是不是又在吃" }, { "source": "下午好啊宝贝你是不是又在吃", "target": "没有在吃。" }, { "source": "关志铭好像暂时没有你的烦恼耶", "target": "他能喝嘛" }, { "source": "他能喝嘛", "target": "才不是呢" }, { "source": "想坐富美的奔驰", "target": "还不请吃饭??" }, { "source": "还不请吃饭??", "target": "又请吃饭了。。可以约个时间好吧" }, { "source": "你回去找你们数学老师,为什么100减34不是等于60呢?", "target": "我没有他电话号码....." }, { "source": "我没有他电话号码.....", "target": "那就杯具了,我去帮你打听。" }, { "source": "哇~有钱人。换手机。", "target": "有钱人是换完手机还是一样的有钱,明显我不是" }, { "source": "最近没电影看了!亲!我已经跑去看小说了", "target": "恩,时间规划局还不错。" }, { "source": "恩,时间规划局还不错。", "target": "我看了!还有吧?我最近在看那多的小说。还可以" }, { "source": "亲爱的,几号到北京", "target": "后天嘿嘿小马哥你哩~" }, { "source": "后天嘿嘿小马哥你哩~", "target": "26早上到!" }, { "source": "26早上到!", "target": "那我们是一天耶太棒了不用独守空房了嘻嘻我比你晚一点到估计中午了家里见" }, { "source": "那我们是一天耶太棒了不用独守空房了嘻嘻我比你晚一点到估计中午了家里见", "target": "好的呢!好久没见" }, { "source": "你换名字了", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!你也有同感哇?太辣了!那天我们去吃了哈串串比康二姐好吃多了!", "target": "就是那天听你说,我就想去尝试一哈,结果太失望了" }, { "source": "惆怅", "target": "我想念。你以前的号" }, { "source": "我想念。你以前的号", "target": "我也想念其实长得都差不多" }, { "source": "我也想念其实长得都差不多", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈。是差不多。诶你最近是不是准备期末考噢" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈。是差不多。诶你最近是不是准备期末考噢", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "我都不想准备" }, { "source": "我都不想准备", "target": "你都不爱学习!看我" }, { "source": "宝宝们,明天就送第一天肾7啦啦啦,大家准备好了吗", "target": "好了!" }, { "source": "今儿上午没课?", "target": "第一节没……" }, { "source": "第一节没……", "target": "第二节有课还去玩?不是逃了吧?" }, { "source": "第二节有课还去玩?不是逃了吧?", "target": "我是第一节去玩儿的呀,挑批照片准备参加摄影比赛呢,到快十点走的" }, { "source": "我是第一节去玩儿的呀,挑批照片准备参加摄影比赛呢,到快十点走的", "target": "哦,好吧。那多拍点好好挑挑吧。" }, { "source": "集资给张雨衣买项链,救救孩子吧", "target": "我真的好可怜我的项链" }, { "source": "利是5洗多,最紧要厚", "target": "几时肯派比我" }, { "source": "几时肯派比我", "target": "都话你先咯" }, { "source": "学会拒绝人生会更美好尤其你说这孩子还没礼貌我一想觉得好气!你不拒绝她觉得特别理所应当", "target": "哇!是吧,我回来想想也觉得挺气的!我也要学会拒绝" }, { "source": "幸福", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,恭喜你啊…" }, { "source": "小岳岳只是肚子太大把裤子挡住啦", "target": "不要说实话" }, { "source": "明人不说暗话,我喜欢你。", "target": "这就尴尬了" }, { "source": "这就尴尬了", "target": "加上狗头呢,还尴尬嘛" }, { "source": "七夕节快乐,曦彤", "target": "去了贼远的漫展,快累死了的七夕……" }, { "source": "周末好妹妹", "target": "姐姐,周末愉快啊" }, { "source": "姐姐,周末愉快啊", "target": "妹妹周末休息没有" }, { "source": "妹妹周末休息没有", "target": "我今天休息啊,也累啊家里活刚做完" }, { "source": "我今天休息啊,也累啊家里活刚做完", "target": "休息一下妹妹,家里的活蛮多" }, { "source": "休息一下妹妹,家里的活蛮多", "target": "现在坐下来休息了不累了" }, { "source": "现在坐下来休息了不累了", "target": "回来见妹妹" }, { "source": "回来见妹妹", "target": "好的去吧姐姐" }, { "source": "刚刚失恋两天,日日喝酒都睡不着", "target": "失恋的时候适合远行,看沿途的风景,呼吸新鲜的空气" }, { "source": "务工打什么码", "target": "害怕工友认出来" }, { "source": "我一直想从你的窗户里看月亮,这边屋里比那边屋里看的清楚些。", "target": "倾城之恋啊" }, { "source": "以前念书的时候大家都在谈恋爱你就说反正也不会都成不知道谁会先分手能傻白甜世界一片美好点吗", "target": "世界充满爱" }, { "source": "你当我家鹿好欺负是吧?告诉你,只要鹿饭在,就不会让鹿晗受伤", "target": "你家的?我笑了,有本事你带回家,弱智" }, { "source": "求透露。", "target": "放学时间尽量不要排位,防止小学生乱入,排位赢了一两把就一定不要继续排位了,要玩些别的模式,失败了一两把再重新排位,还有不要用同一个职业英雄,多换英雄职业,就OK了,胜利两把尽量别排位了,赶紧别的模式,如果已经连胜几把以上,那就更不要排位了,跪几盘再去排位!" }, { "source": "放学时间尽量不要排位,防止小学生乱入,排位赢了一两把就一定不要继续排位了,要玩些别的模式,失败了一两把再重新排位,还有不要用同一个职业英雄,多换英雄职业,就OK了,胜利两把尽量别排位了,赶紧别的模式,如果已经连胜几把以上,那就更不要排位了,跪几盘再去排位!", "target": "谢谢大神" }, { "source": "为什么感觉你是猥琐的老阿姨", "target": "???大了五岁,的确是阿姨了" }, { "source": "老婆孩子回没?", "target": "刚结回来" }, { "source": "刚结回来", "target": "好,阔以活动啦!" }, { "source": "革命尚未成功,同志仍需努力!话说:弄类不赖!", "target": "话说对物化老师真心无语。。。。她说的那反应条件,根本做不出来,问她她也找不到原因。。。。Ps:啥弄的不赖?" }, { "source": "话说对物化老师真心无语。。。。她说的那反应条件,根本做不出来,问她她也找不到原因。。。。Ps:啥弄的不赖?", "target": "话说:物化老师有点不专业" }, { "source": "话说:物化老师有点不专业", "target": "我也有这感觉了。。。。回宿舍各种烦躁。。。。。淡定不了了怎么破?" }, { "source": "腿没我长", "target": "净身高168在此" }, { "source": "净身高168在此", "target": "腿长一米二" }, { "source": "腿长一米二", "target": "谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "雪花秀适合混油吗?我皮肤白听说用了会黄?求小仙女告知", "target": "不适合混油" }, { "source": "别摸我啊", "target": "哎呦好眼里么" }, { "source": "终于等到二哥、好嗨森", "target": "鱼要充智商吗" }, { "source": "要手环绑定是吗?", "target": "不用" }, { "source": "羡慕你们休假这么多的", "target": "都是年假,被占用了" }, { "source": "都是年假,被占用了", "target": "无业人员找工作中…………" }, { "source": "无业人员找工作中…………", "target": "欢迎加入我们公司" }, { "source": "重庆也有下雪吗", "target": "当然要很不容易。。" }, { "source": "回家啦", "target": "回家过年来了小粥新年快乐!" }, { "source": "回家过年来了小粥新年快乐!", "target": "同乐!" }, { "source": "玉手与大蚝俱肥,秋色共美味一餐。好!", "target": "胖纸自然手也肥,只是作生蚝参照物生蚝好赞,肥美无渣" }, { "source": "胖纸自然手也肥,只是作生蚝参照物生蚝好赞,肥美无渣", "target": "这个我喜欢!这么大个是哪里出品的?" }, { "source": "猜猜我是谁", "target": "难道是那个卖明信片的姐姐?" }, { "source": "女神要不要这么美", "target": "我也很苦恼啦" }, { "source": "目测人剑合一,剑出人亡", "target": "剑人合一都被你看出来了" }, { "source": "剑人合一都被你看出来了", "target": "我好像说错了什么" }, { "source": "羡慕s了", "target": "会有的" }, { "source": "好早!!!!你回南宁了???", "target": "一直都在南宁啊~还要上课呢" }, { "source": "一直都在南宁啊~还要上课呢", "target": "明天呢" }, { "source": "噶不要给你介绍清楚?等下你又说我坑你", "target": "辏我是这种人嘛" }, { "source": "辏我是这种人嘛", "target": "明显是!" }, { "source": "我问问,你为什么要仍下来,", "target": "因为要帮助别人呗哈哈" }, { "source": "因为要帮助别人呗哈哈", "target": "因为你不知道他们两个到底怎么想的……" }, { "source": "因为你不知道他们两个到底怎么想的……", "target": "这是个笑话" }, { "source": "这是个笑话", "target": "我说的也是一个更大的笑话…" }, { "source": "我去……没关系,高富帅有的是钱,根本不在乎", "target": "6500换了10000!" }, { "source": "6500换了10000!", "target": "我收养了它这么长时间,感情是无价的" }, { "source": "单身狗和被窝缠绵到天荒地老", "target": "这句话我喜欢" }, { "source": "真好!你们都可以约约约约了", "target": "因为你在上班呀得去西安单独看你" }, { "source": "因为你在上班呀得去西安单独看你", "target": "那年安心的等我回来吧" }, { "source": "今天休息了?", "target": "回家啦" }, { "source": "回家啦", "target": "不错~~~这个片子挺好看的" }, { "source": "不错~~~这个片子挺好看的", "target": "是的,虽然中间一度让我看睡着了。。。但是我又重看了一遍" }, { "source": "爱念书的孩子很多", "target": "理由同上" }, { "source": "你们公司是做什么产品的哈", "target": "系统集成商" }, { "source": "系统集成商", "target": "噢,不懂耶,要是体育装备我可以帮你卖哈哈" }, { "source": "噢,不懂耶,要是体育装备我可以帮你卖哈哈", "target": "哈哈谢谢" }, { "source": "我领了生活费了!!", "target": "我妈咪还没有理我。。。。。。。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "我妈咪还没有理我。。。。。。。。。。。。。", "target": "我理你" }, { "source": "我是举报中心,请问有何险情?", "target": "就是大家包包扁了" }, { "source": "就是大家包包扁了", "target": "不属于这里的防区,我也木有银子喔" }, { "source": "小模特在摆造型啊", "target": "是的在拍平面" }, { "source": "谈了两年。现在他和他女朋友十多天。我真的好想他", "target": "我也是谈了两年,去年圣诞节分手,是因为他背着我和其他女的好了,分手八个多月了,我每天都梦见他依然放不下他,可是他却和小三幸福地生活着" }, { "source": "我也是谈了两年,去年圣诞节分手,是因为他背着我和其他女的好了,分手八个多月了,我每天都梦见他依然放不下他,可是他却和小三幸福地生活着", "target": "抱求你不要浪费自己的青春我们都值得最好的" }, { "source": "初初不生气", "target": "嗯嗯,不生气了,好多了" }, { "source": "你和本地人当然安全了,都是外人可能不一样了", "target": "哦~是吗????你这种就该被打,不接受反驳" }, { "source": "哦~是吗????你这种就该被打,不接受反驳", "target": "这么多人说你,你不觉得你态度有问题吗?如果所有人都像你这样,那就太可悲了" }, { "source": "羡慕五点半下班的人", "target": "羡慕每月有馀款的人" }, { "source": "吃零食,吃饱了,就困了", "target": "那还怎么减肥" }, { "source": "那还怎么减肥", "target": "又不胖,减什么肥" }, { "source": "又不胖,减什么肥", "target": "怎么不胖了啊" }, { "source": "脸呢!上次和我朋友想去玩但没好意思去全都是小孩子!!!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈这个时候就得脸皮厚!" }, { "source": "求网易云音乐上架啊!!!!", "target": "不可能的,别想了,去酷狗买了之后下载倒进网易云吧" }, { "source": "记者万恶啊!", "target": "就是嘛,北京那边更严重,他们咋不报喃,只晓得弄我们地方的" }, { "source": "就是嘛,北京那边更严重,他们咋不报喃,只晓得弄我们地方的", "target": "去年九寨都是淡季爆的今年还没开始旺眼看着旺季就要来了居然搞这一出让我们直接进入淡季也是醉了!" }, { "source": "喂。将来的高富帅,你着啥急呢,你还小。", "target": "你这个有对象的边玩去" }, { "source": "你这个有对象的边玩去", "target": "不得,不得,你这里好玩" }, { "source": "我饿…", "target": "你起身煮啦" }, { "source": "谁遇到冠佑他就请客!", "target": "你呢你呢~" }, { "source": "现在是热恋期的节奏啊", "target": "平淡平淡" }, { "source": "想被人回复一下", "target": "当然可以啦!" }, { "source": "老板、天热了!照顾好自己!", "target": "真贴心~你也照顾好自己哦~" }, { "source": "你面平时怕多油无?", "target": "有d油,饮药作用系?" }, { "source": "CKG天气如何", "target": "能见度够了" }, { "source": "在银行看到有一个小哥哥用胡萝卜爱,简直可爱", "target": "哈哈哈哈我也有胡萝北" }, { "source": "我看到了班长的小乌龟了", "target": "嘿嘿,眼睛真锐利哈" }, { "source": "我们只是小伙伴,我会告诉你我用我室友的手机互发短信吗", "target": "。。。爱呢!我们的爱呢!" }, { "source": "。。。爱呢!我们的爱呢!", "target": "你的爱只像火苗,帮我真心燃烧!哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你们咋还有校服", "target": "是阿" }, { "source": "是阿", "target": "但是看起来还不错" }, { "source": "但是看起来还不错", "target": "没人穿昨天彩排穿了哈哈" }, { "source": "没人穿昨天彩排穿了哈哈", "target": "彩排运动会呢吧" }, { "source": "目前,我家俩鹦鹉,一红腿陆龟,两只猫,两条金鱼。我觉得除了龟,应该都能生", "target": "哈哈,想捏它脸" }, { "source": "祝福", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "一直陪你", "target": "哈哈我起床啦" }, { "source": "要两个一起戴才…那么这个会怕是会开的战战兢兢了", "target": "就是那种只要听不用发言的会" }, { "source": "你为什么不还我东西。良心不痛吗", "target": "不痛" }, { "source": "头头是要考初级会计吗", "target": "对呀!你考了吧" }, { "source": "伤口在脸上就不幽默", "target": "侧额角啦,头发一放完全看不出,不要方!!" }, { "source": "侧额角啦,头发一放完全看不出,不要方!!", "target": "脸大…头发遮不住的…" }, { "source": "脸大…头发遮不住的…", "target": "在脸大这方面,我还没服过谁" }, { "source": "吃完继续睡觉?", "target": "不了,一会儿逛超市陪奶奶" }, { "source": "不了,一会儿逛超市陪奶奶", "target": "闷热" }, { "source": "闷热", "target": "还好没大太阳" }, { "source": "还好没大太阳", "target": "过会儿就来了" }, { "source": "过会儿就来了", "target": "今儿去洞头?" }, { "source": "今儿去洞头?", "target": "恩,去。" }, { "source": "恩,去。", "target": "一个人吗?" }, { "source": "一个人吗?", "target": "恩,就我" }, { "source": "紫薇姐的欧式大双太好看了吧!", "target": "哈哈哈小时候没有属于一种皱纹" }, { "source": "番茄蛋饭二十五块半", "target": "今天早餐卖什么?" }, { "source": "今天早餐卖什么?", "target": "火腿鸡蛋" }, { "source": "顾名思义老人就是小孩,那我是真正的小孩是不是你得照顾我", "target": "哈哈你还算小孩啊都可以嫁人了" }, { "source": "哈哈你还算小孩啊都可以嫁人了", "target": "你还老啊你都没结婚。那不是跟我是一个年龄阶段" }, { "source": "你还老啊你都没结婚。那不是跟我是一个年龄阶段", "target": "我不婚" }, { "source": "我不婚", "target": "不婚就是跟我们一个阶段的意思呀" }, { "source": "不婚就是跟我们一个阶段的意思呀", "target": "哈哈错小孩子不懂" }, { "source": "哈哈错小孩子不懂", "target": "怎么又说我是小孩子。不是说我都可以结婚了吗。你讲的话好矛盾" }, { "source": "怎么又说我是小孩子。不是说我都可以结婚了吗。你讲的话好矛盾", "target": "对啊你可以结婚了可是对于我来说你就还是花一样的年纪" }, { "source": "对啊你可以结婚了可是对于我来说你就还是花一样的年纪", "target": "祖国的花朵" }, { "source": "祖国的花朵", "target": "还来劲了" }, { "source": "还来劲了", "target": "哈哈哈什么嘛。我们本来就是祖国的花朵你也是接" }, { "source": "哈哈哈什么嘛。我们本来就是祖国的花朵你也是接", "target": "我是快凋谢的花" }, { "source": "我是快凋谢的花", "target": "可爱的阳光照耀着我们怎么会凋谢" }, { "source": "可爱的阳光照耀着我们怎么会凋谢", "target": "季节过啦" }, { "source": "季节过啦", "target": "瞎子" }, { "source": "瞎子", "target": "算是吧" }, { "source": "算是吧", "target": "那就是盲人" }, { "source": "那就是盲人", "target": "是的还变聪明了呗" }, { "source": "是的还变聪明了呗", "target": "哈哈哈,我本来就聪明" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我本来就聪明", "target": "我就知道你会这么说" }, { "source": "我就知道你会这么说", "target": "那不是默契嘛哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那不是默契嘛哈哈哈", "target": "因为我知道你不会放过这个自夸机会" }, { "source": "因为我知道你不会放过这个自夸机会", "target": "哈哈哈我聪明是我老师说的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我聪明是我老师说的", "target": "你老师为了让你不闯祸" }, { "source": "你老师为了让你不闯祸", "target": "这都被你发现了" }, { "source": "所以找了个女朋友一起腻乎", "target": "其实我也可以找女的,我觉得我不是很直。" }, { "source": "其实我也可以找女的,我觉得我不是很直。", "target": "那狗哥咋办" }, { "source": "我突然发现你的头像已改", "target": "如何,能给100分吗" }, { "source": "今天第三天还想吃", "target": "我也很想吃!!!" }, { "source": "成都的黄牛票砸手里了,所以当天去现场估计有奇迹~", "target": "那咱们9号还是10号去?" }, { "source": "那咱们9号还是10号去?", "target": "都可以啊,反正住我家不用考虑定房。最好9号吧,10号我怕第二天上班起不来你说下面卖票的不看买毛线啊…" }, { "source": "头发可以再多些", "target": "哈哈哈哈,好" }, { "source": "怎么会冻醒啊最近不是很冷啊", "target": "我也不知道,两床被子都不暖,可能被子台差了" }, { "source": "我也不知道,两床被子都不暖,可能被子台差了", "target": "去买个好点的被子或者下面多垫点" }, { "source": "去买个好点的被子或者下面多垫点", "target": "下面很厚了。马上暖和起来了,等下一个天冷再买新的" }, { "source": "下面很厚了。马上暖和起来了,等下一个天冷再买新的", "target": "那是上面的问题啊?" }, { "source": "那是上面的问题啊?", "target": "应该是" }, { "source": "午夜放毒!!!我刚想起来晚上没吃饭", "target": "我不饿" }, { "source": "我不饿", "target": "我也不饿" }, { "source": "自己开店么翟总?", "target": "对的,下次来光顾呀" }, { "source": "作业永远一直写不完?狗粮永远一直吃不完?", "target": "不写,不吃" }, { "source": "不写,不吃", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "早安,大叔", "target": "早安个屁的咧早安,干嘛不跟我说啊。辣鸡" }, { "source": "小时候看活着的电视剧版,个人认为那才是她演技的代表作,剧作质量和深度比最近的好很多", "target": "所言极是" }, { "source": "玩手机助攻超话啊", "target": "嗯嗯,加油" }, { "source": "没钱", "target": "你自己才说要我们喊你出去玩!假别啊!" }, { "source": "你自己才说要我们喊你出去玩!假别啊!", "target": "没说去这么贵的地方吧" }, { "source": "六一快乐", "target": "哈哈哈,我成年了" }, { "source": "又没放周末哇?", "target": "对而且下午回家早上被喊回来了" }, { "source": "对而且下午回家早上被喊回来了", "target": "有点忙哇?我们这段时间在验收项目,也是忙的很" }, { "source": "老百姓何必为难老百姓", "target": "我跟阿争还是很单纯的" }, { "source": "换敬业用什么换都行!!", "target": "富强行么" }, { "source": "我上次天津出差开会到晚上2点,当时都无语了", "target": "你们工资高啊" }, { "source": "你们工资高啊", "target": "高吗,3k才" }, { "source": "高吗,3k才", "target": "但是经常出差啊" }, { "source": "你们说如果你跟前任分手是因为他跟你好的时候还和别的女生搞暧昧后来他说他可以改你愿意选择相信他跟他重新开始吗?", "target": "喜欢暧昧的人会上瘾,改不了的" }, { "source": "喜欢暧昧的人会上瘾,改不了的", "target": "我知道了" }, { "source": "我想梦到未来的自己", "target": "你会问她什么啊?" }, { "source": "你会问她什么啊?", "target": "不告诉你" }, { "source": "你咋事情多的很", "target": "感觉我一天吧你咋了" }, { "source": "感觉我一天吧你咋了", "target": "咋还不睡觉" }, { "source": "咋还不睡觉", "target": "太想你" }, { "source": "能说出这么长一串……你不是猪是什么", "target": "你见过这么可爱的猪吗" }, { "source": "以前的私生活是有多happy", "target": "自从考研之后每周只有周五晚九点半到12点那段时间可以玩玩电脑" }, { "source": "自从考研之后每周只有周五晚九点半到12点那段时间可以玩玩电脑", "target": "学霸" }, { "source": "学霸", "target": "霸学了" }, { "source": "长肉长肉", "target": "这样长肉也高兴" }, { "source": "请一一告诉我哪家最好吃", "target": "还用我一个个带你去吗,顺便帮你嚼嚼" }, { "source": "白天开车,晚上烤串", "target": "生活艰辛呐" }, { "source": "情人节快乐啊", "target": "这话,,应该对易晓琴说," }, { "source": "这话,,应该对易晓琴说,", "target": "我们也要快乐啊" }, { "source": "戴帽子的张艺兴", "target": "一眼看到啦" }, { "source": "我楞为多看点繁体很有好处。但是我", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了", "target": "因为一个人爱上一座城因为一个人讨厌一种字体" }, { "source": "因为一个人爱上一座城因为一个人讨厌一种字体", "target": "没办法,我因为两个人又喜欢上了这种字体" }, { "source": "没办法,我因为两个人又喜欢上了这种字体", "target": "希望我也能尽快喜欢上因为你" }, { "source": "鸡蛋是这么煮的?", "target": "那不是方便嘛要不我还得单独煮它" }, { "source": "香蕉鸡蛋牛奶多么有暗示的组合", "target": "老污龟" }, { "source": "老污龟", "target": "哼哼你就是这个意思我懂" }, { "source": "我等一下去跑步。", "target": "哈。我宅家啦" }, { "source": "哈。我宅家啦", "target": "这个答案出乎意料,不是打球就是跑步,竟然宅" }, { "source": "你不适合留在人间了", "target": "“在人间有谁活着不像是一场炼狱?”——《在人间》" }, { "source": "“在人间有谁活着不像是一场炼狱?”——《在人间》", "target": "祝你天天好心情" }, { "source": "祝你天天好心情", "target": "谢谢你~" }, { "source": "加油加油展卟,考验你的时候到了,一定能做好这些的~", "target": "是拉你也加油啊" }, { "source": "正宗的还是有辣椒丁的", "target": "六块" }, { "source": "六块", "target": "我的意思是其实有辣椒丁的好吃……以前在西北的时候都是买这种" }, { "source": "我的意思是其实有辣椒丁的好吃……以前在西北的时候都是买这种", "target": "嗯我才不爱吃青椒呐哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "嗯我才不爱吃青椒呐哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "辣椒不吃?" }, { "source": "辣椒不吃?", "target": "嗯不太喜欢" }, { "source": "妈妈头发变长了~", "target": "是的~" }, { "source": "这图应该是太郎准备给我掸灰+太郎给我写和歌+太郎给我送水来了。", "target": "给你掸灰还行!!!!" }, { "source": "给你掸灰还行!!!!", "target": "掸灰丢人啊你退群吧" }, { "source": "你咋整天秀", "target": "我哪整天秀了" }, { "source": "你看我井柏然之后就没有喜欢过任何一个男明星了", "target": "其他人不能入眼了" }, { "source": "你这个猪头中午也要大口吃肉啊", "target": "不中午吃,难道晚上吃长膘啊" }, { "source": "不中午吃,难道晚上吃长膘啊", "target": "你随便啥子时候吃都要长膘" }, { "source": "肥猫最怕冷", "target": "没你耐冻" }, { "source": "学长难道也没洗澡", "target": "洗澡洗过了,只不过早上起来没洗头刷牙的水,不敢出去" }, { "source": "刷完牙才用杯子装水漱口", "target": "习惯害了你,哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "习惯害了你,哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "救命的是水杯里有半杯水" }, { "source": "我这么有骨气的人,你说给就给吗?我的脸面放哪儿了,说吧,要多少", "target": "一百就好,我这儿别的不说,就是便宜!" }, { "source": "一百就好,我这儿别的不说,就是便宜!", "target": "你怎么不去抢,我任性的请你一包辣条,爱要不要" }, { "source": "大胸", "target": "过不了多久就会打回原形了" }, { "source": "吐是有了吧我估计电视剧看多了", "target": "吐难道就不能是受凉了吗" }, { "source": "你相亲对象真多", "target": "不是我,如果在厦门或许有可能" }, { "source": "不是我,如果在厦门或许有可能", "target": "小小年纪就走上了相亲不归路" }, { "source": "未婚妻啊未婚妻,你在哪?", "target": "在这" }, { "source": "你需要爱情", "target": "别和我说话" }, { "source": "别和我说话", "target": "为啥不和你说话啊" }, { "source": "为啥不和你说话啊", "target": "为啥我需要男朋友" }, { "source": "好啦,乖,宝贝,晚上给你炖汤喝", "target": "假的吧" }, { "source": "假的吧", "target": "不和你玩假的" }, { "source": "字写这好我都震惊了!崇拜!", "target": "他的字一向很好的" }, { "source": "他的字一向很好的", "target": "他好,你拽个什么" }, { "source": "开心吗?", "target": "绝望" }, { "source": "早!", "target": "早呦~" }, { "source": "现在到家了吧", "target": "我磨磨蹭蹭的本来周车劳顿应该早点睡的,你看我~" }, { "source": "你行吼,得瑟的跟孙子似的", "target": "来打我啊,我在球场等你。" }, { "source": "来打我啊,我在球场等你。", "target": "隔辈亲,舍不得,我在大连交大足球场等你" }, { "source": "准高一的我瑟瑟发抖", "target": "别怕高一很好玩的" }, { "source": "别怕高一很好玩的", "target": "谢谢,希望是的,但我比较害怕交际" }, { "source": "现在和你在一起的,是你喜欢的人吗", "target": "单身" }, { "source": "没文化真可怕啊。。。。。。", "target": "说你自己啊?。。。" }, { "source": "说你自己啊?。。。", "target": "说得是你啊。。。。哈哈" }, { "source": "说得是你啊。。。。哈哈", "target": "大师,出家人不打诳语,你怎么能口不对心呢?" }, { "source": "大师,出家人不打诳语,你怎么能口不对心呢?", "target": "我没有嘿。。。我都嘛实话实说的呢" }, { "source": "我没有嘿。。。我都嘛实话实说的呢", "target": "那…你瞧瞧,这句就是一句谎话喇。。。" }, { "source": "那…你瞧瞧,这句就是一句谎话喇。。。", "target": "除了吐槽我,你还会别的么?" }, { "source": "除了吐槽我,你还会别的么?", "target": "有,打击你,埋汰你。。。人活得太顺也不是什么好事,应该适当的给你点逆境" }, { "source": "有,打击你,埋汰你。。。人活得太顺也不是什么好事,应该适当的给你点逆境", "target": "。。。。。狠心的人,都是你害的咯" }, { "source": "。。。。。狠心的人,都是你害的咯", "target": "什么,什么,我哪有害你啦?你有没有缺斤少两的。。。" }, { "source": "什么,什么,我哪有害你啦?你有没有缺斤少两的。。。", "target": "我多想缺斤少两啊。。。" }, { "source": "我多想缺斤少两啊。。。", "target": "嫌自己胖吗?" }, { "source": "嫌自己胖吗?", "target": "我不承认。。。" }, { "source": "我不承认。。。", "target": "那就是咯。。大师,接受不了残酷的事实了吗?哈哈哈~~" }, { "source": "那就是咯。。大师,接受不了残酷的事实了吗?哈哈哈~~", "target": "你造谣啊" }, { "source": "你造谣啊", "target": "我没有造谣啊,又是你自己说的。" }, { "source": "你到底错过了什么!", "target": "鬼知道。。。反正第二天上课跟啥事没有一样" }, { "source": "都是上维秘的模特别人做得到她做不到?那谢谢你告诉我们她不配上维秘,光顾着跟台下的娱乐圈好友打招呼以一个劲儿抖纱至于身体已经侧向舞台导致衣服扯到脚下被滑倒不是自己的专业态度很随便别人怎么能表现完美,我是用眼睛看的,不知道你是用什么看的。", "target": "那请问一下您所谓的不配上维密是您能比他配跟台下观众打招呼真的要请问你那看的抖纱还能多两只手是你给的吗,明眼人能看出来纱很长都可能踩到,不知道您到底是哪只眼看的反正我是眼睛和正气看的很好奇您是怎么能说的比自己能做的比她好一样" }, { "source": "你什么时候的车啊", "target": "18.55" }, { "source": "我的天啊!换配音了??????", "target": "我一听之前的配音就有食欲!真的!" }, { "source": "别羡慕别人了,你有过八十多斤的时候吗?!!", "target": "也就你没有过,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你比月亮美", "target": "唉重点不是月亮" }, { "source": "唉重点不是月亮", "target": "那我要问你为什么哭唧唧?" }, { "source": "那我要问你为什么哭唧唧?", "target": "我的心情更不是重点(无奈)" }, { "source": "我的心情更不是重点(无奈)", "target": "哭唧唧的我爱你还不是重点么" }, { "source": "演的确实好但你不觉得加戏过了吗女三成了女一还有通稿各种艳压本来对她挺有好感的导致现在男女主和片方说拜拜了", "target": "有什么谣言你还就信什么谣言阿呵呵女三戏份比女一多?歪曲事实666" }, { "source": "哇你今年农历生日和新历是同一天诶!", "target": "你现在才发现!" }, { "source": "我的诗人好友,栗子!", "target": "一点都不押韵" }, { "source": "项目结束贴发票既视感", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈应该是的" }, { "source": "还没有穿上警服", "target": "开学好玩儿吗" }, { "source": "开学好玩儿吗", "target": "一上午的军训才结束" }, { "source": "你们最近肯定超级忙!!那要等到结束了", "target": "嗯哪。为了你们吃好喝好人身安全我们付出都是值得的" }, { "source": "其实我下午也路过侨中", "target": "你怎么不进来!!" }, { "source": "你怎么不进来!!", "target": "六点多,没什么人了" }, { "source": "六点多,没什么人了", "target": "我还没到6点就偷溜了回家洗澡穿烧了,冷死你还出来溜" }, { "source": "我还没到6点就偷溜了回家洗澡穿烧了,冷死你还出来溜", "target": "我打完球路过而已,看到很多人,都不认得我了" }, { "source": "我打完球路过而已,看到很多人,都不认得我了", "target": "难道你变化很大?" }, { "source": "难道你变化很大?", "target": "没有啊,头发长了而已,传琳认得出我啊哈哈" }, { "source": "来晚了我姨父", "target": "好斯文,文化人" }, { "source": "生病了?", "target": "没有啊。差点中毒" }, { "source": "没有啊。差点中毒", "target": "吃错什么了?" }, { "source": "吃错什么了?", "target": "吃巧克力了" }, { "source": "我等过4年,我是不是有病", "target": "那如果1他现在回头,你还在原地吗" }, { "source": "那如果1他现在回头,你还在原地吗", "target": "他已经结婚了" }, { "source": "他已经结婚了", "target": "你这个回答我感觉你还没放下啊" }, { "source": "你这个回答我感觉你还没放下啊", "target": "早就放下了,只是想给自己等过心疼自己也觉得有这些经历也挺好的" }, { "source": "早就放下了,只是想给自己等过心疼自己也觉得有这些经历也挺好的", "target": "我还在途中,不知道什么时候能放下,也不知道一切都过去后会怎么看待这一切" }, { "source": "我还在途中,不知道什么时候能放下,也不知道一切都过去后会怎么看待这一切", "target": "总会过去的,当一切都过去了你会发现你应该心疼你自己" }, { "source": "有的人活着,他已经死了;有的人死了,他还活着。", "target": "安排一下" }, { "source": "我五点就起床了", "target": "夸你" }, { "source": "最近很伤感哦仙女", "target": "这几天都不开心" }, { "source": "你用的什么颜料?", "target": "姜丝续。" }, { "source": "首先你要有个女朋友才能勉强和人家相提并论", "target": "???陈独秀同学,以后你不用来学校了!!!" }, { "source": "害怕", "target": "不敢停耶" }, { "source": "越长大越稳重的表现", "target": "我怎么感觉是自己越长大越孤僻" }, { "source": "武汉地铁因为建的比较晚比较新也干净而且报站系统对于乘客也很友好已经算很好了在上海每次乘地铁都好纠结", "target": "不是说这个…是说内部装修…" }, { "source": "不是说这个…是说内部装修…", "target": "我觉得蛮好了啊干净简洁" }, { "source": "我觉得蛮好了啊干净简洁", "target": "太丑了…不装饰还好了,问题是里面加入了很多不三不四的元素…搞得花里胡哨的…" }, { "source": "啥时候工作呀~", "target": "先减肥吧也不急~家里已经让人在这边找好了就是想先减减肥" }, { "source": "先减肥吧也不急~家里已经让人在这边找好了就是想先减减肥", "target": "我如果自己在家会一直想吃东西。。" }, { "source": "我如果自己在家会一直想吃东西。。", "target": "现在这里也是都是零食只能做运动来化解了" }, { "source": "最近可好?", "target": "恩……刚辞掉工作……………在休息中…你呢………" }, { "source": "不用滤镜我还以为自己不黑", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈这个安慰不了" }, { "source": "我来了", "target": "想你呢!" }, { "source": "想你呢!", "target": "嘻嘻,我也想你" }, { "source": "读书好", "target": "人丑就要多读书" }, { "source": "请观光团的各位把扛的枪,抬的炮,都收一下,以免造成误伤,新来的往里走,别堵门口,里面有座", "target": "老铁没毛病,我去帮你堵枪口" }, { "source": "老铁没毛病,我去帮你堵枪口", "target": "兄弟我给你房管,组织一下各位贵宾,开展一下关于爱情,婚姻,以及家庭的拓展活动" }, { "source": "我是觉得她唱歌有实力,看不惯", "target": "还可以吧" }, { "source": "还可以吧", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "我妈38,我36。总是那么郁闷!", "target": "我妈35我35,这尊是太好了" }, { "source": "我妈35我35,这尊是太好了", "target": "这尊是太小了" }, { "source": "这尊是太小了", "target": "三寸金莲哦耶" }, { "source": "回来第一时间接多多", "target": "必须的!" }, { "source": "明星很有钱是不是", "target": "不全是有的很有钱,有的也很穷" }, { "source": "不全是有的很有钱,有的也很穷", "target": "你有钱吗?" }, { "source": "你有钱吗?", "target": "我是富二代" }, { "source": "我是富二代", "target": "你那么有钱。送个苹果手机给我好不好?" }, { "source": "你那么有钱。送个苹果手机给我好不好?", "target": "出去约个高帅富吧" }, { "source": "出去约个高帅富吧", "target": "问世间情为何物" }, { "source": "你确定他是减肥不是穷?", "target": "请搞清我的身份再来惹怒我我的朋友" }, { "source": "一首五月天的《你不是真正的快乐》送给你?", "target": "哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "你有没有遇到过这样一个人,明知道你们不会有结果,明知道你们有一天会分离。但你还是想奋不顾身拉住他的手,陪他走完一段路.", "target": "是啊,还是想试下" }, { "source": "沉默支撑越过陌生,静静看着凌晨黄昏", "target": "试着让故事继续至少不在让你离我而去" }, { "source": "吃饺子", "target": "多吃点~" }, { "source": "多吃点~", "target": "晚上吃的吃多了腻" }, { "source": "晚上吃的吃多了腻", "target": "我今天吃了二十个饺子~现在还很撑" }, { "source": "我今天吃了二十个饺子~现在还很撑", "target": "饭量小身材好" }, { "source": "饭量小身材好", "target": "是我的理想~" }, { "source": "是我的理想~", "target": "也是我的" }, { "source": "也是我的", "target": "你还是小姑娘啊~消耗得快" }, { "source": "你还是小姑娘啊~消耗得快", "target": "你也年轻啊" }, { "source": "报名可以等几天再报的呀!别着急!", "target": "新来的老师和同学都要炸" }, { "source": "除了信号差,续航差,边框莫名变色,缝隙很大,都不错!", "target": "你说的我的都不存在" }, { "source": "你在深圳?", "target": "已经飞回贵阳" }, { "source": "已经飞回贵阳", "target": "啥时候来的深圳" }, { "source": "已知肆年是1/2,还有一位是谁。", "target": "不要怀疑是你" }, { "source": "生日券换的。免费哦", "target": "今天生日?!" }, { "source": "今天生日?!", "target": "16" }, { "source": "16", "target": "88年应该叫你姐呢还是妹呢" }, { "source": "88年应该叫你姐呢还是妹呢", "target": "我怎么会是88年。哈哈" }, { "source": "警车坐着舒服吗他们还敢赌警车", "target": "警车不好开" }, { "source": "我是希望遇到当地人,了解当地文化", "target": "往深了说基本不行了,也是一介学生,不是懂太多当地文化" }, { "source": "往深了说基本不行了,也是一介学生,不是懂太多当地文化", "target": "没事,理解" }, { "source": "没事,理解", "target": "那祝你旅途愉快,安全第一。" }, { "source": "那祝你旅途愉快,安全第一。", "target": "谢啦,晚安" }, { "source": "好身材天生的衣架子好奇宝宝这个指甲你做了几个小时", "target": "这个指甲是我圣诞节弄的,八小时的那个" }, { "source": "好美美呀玩得开心!", "target": "好滴" }, { "source": "拒绝个毛线暧昧。有男朋友了照样处处留情,给男朋友带帽子。", "target": "说明没那么喜欢你罢了" }, { "source": "原来是去逍遥去了,我还想说怎么没回来看绯闻女孩呢", "target": "哎呀呀!你一定要等我一起看呀!!!!不准偷看!!!!!!" }, { "source": "哎呀呀!你一定要等我一起看呀!!!!不准偷看!!!!!!", "target": "当然啦,一个人看没感觉!等你..." }, { "source": "当然啦,一个人看没感觉!等你...", "target": "好!!!还要提醒我扫地啊!" }, { "source": "好好学习天天向上", "target": "每次都是周三" }, { "source": "我感觉我关注了不少东西,但是为啥只推送王者荣耀", "target": "我也是关注了很多但每天给我推送的内容都差不多就那几个话题" }, { "source": "官微送哒~", "target": "喜欢就好哦" }, { "source": "太闲了", "target": "闲?闲?闲?……" }, { "source": "我想爱你", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "你也是特困生么", "target": "非常绝对是!" }, { "source": "哦,你们好瘦,我是来夸你们瘦的", "target": "喝华农酸奶喝瘦的" }, { "source": "喝华农酸奶喝瘦的", "target": "没有没有,我主要是来夸你们瘦的" }, { "source": "看来我有必要把我的剑法练得更好些不然双拳难敌八手", "target": "这一分钟我突然觉得你家的门有灯儿危险了" }, { "source": "这一分钟我突然觉得你家的门有灯儿危险了", "target": "每天都是生存的挑战" }, { "source": "每天都是生存的挑战", "target": "整那几十把锁" }, { "source": "整那几十把锁", "target": "他们两爷子我估计购置要跑" }, { "source": "他们两爷子我估计购置要跑", "target": "购置肯定要翻天,这哈有娃儿的协助了,更方便了" }, { "source": "煤医道有卖的,几十块钱就可以", "target": "这只700多想买个纯点的" }, { "source": "这只700多想买个纯点的", "target": "土豪呀,你家附近没有宠物店吗" }, { "source": "老板问我刘海怎么剪,我说,爱你的形状。", "target": "爱你爱你爱你的形状" }, { "source": "湿拉拉的想狗带了", "target": "是有点" }, { "source": "肩膀这里比较严重我啥都没涂", "target": "我也是肩膀。" }, { "source": "我也是肩膀。", "target": "你防晒霜没涂啊碰到很痛" }, { "source": "升职加薪了", "target": "为什么你不说迎娶高富帅。" }, { "source": "一天到晚神仙神仙的,尴不尴尬自己心里没数吗", "target": "就你话多" }, { "source": "咋这么爱去西安", "target": "这是个秘密" }, { "source": "水晶,没钻石值钱", "target": "电视剧里吗" }, { "source": "电视剧里吗", "target": "开玩笑的,书里无心的眼泪是类似琥珀的胶状物。" }, { "source": "开玩笑的,书里无心的眼泪是类似琥珀的胶状物。", "target": "你看完书了吗?!" }, { "source": "你看完书了吗?!", "target": "书迷,就因为书我才看这部电视剧。" }, { "source": "书迷,就因为书我才看这部电视剧。", "target": "我是因为有妖怪才看的,小说看了一点点,总觉得小说里的无心不如电视剧里的深情啊" }, { "source": "请问桌子正前方的架子是买的还是原来就有的呀", "target": "架子什么架子…桌子上面那个框么" }, { "source": "架子什么架子…桌子上面那个框么", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "狼少年!!我还在纠结看不看呢因为是讲爱情的", "target": "值得看,最后的结局很引人回味" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊七七姐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "亲,偶今天去你家你睡得可真香啊", "target": "我迷迷糊糊听见你在说话,以为做梦呢!" }, { "source": "师兄,教我拍照呀", "target": "。。。有机会的" }, { "source": "。。。有机会的", "target": "要快!我不管啦" }, { "source": "要快!我不管啦", "target": "。。。没时间没地点没计划就这样随口说说能有用么〜" }, { "source": "。。。没时间没地点没计划就这样随口说说能有用么〜", "target": "好的!我会找时间!" }, { "source": "你就舍不得请我。", "target": "现在买二送一。" }, { "source": "女神范,居家范,职场范", "target": "我应该再发个素颜版吓吓你们" }, { "source": "我应该再发个素颜版吓吓你们", "target": "来吓吓" }, { "source": "赞我送娃娃机", "target": "送啊" }, { "source": "你要做不倒翁好吗、?", "target": "累了真的倒了。" }, { "source": "累了真的倒了。", "target": "你敢" }, { "source": "你敢", "target": "不是敢不敢的问题了是我已经打算认输。放弃一切了" }, { "source": "身材的改变才是提升我颜值的关键脸大又有什么关系", "target": "厉害啦" }, { "source": "抱抱大人~纸片菌送上欧气,祝大人邂逅心中所愿~", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "你没长手吗?", "target": "长了阿" }, { "source": "想太多,会难过,猪脑。", "target": "你没听说广东近两天有地震吗?" }, { "source": "你没听说广东近两天有地震吗?", "target": "听说了,我想问,按你这么说,以前发生过地震的人怎么想,他们都没你那么紧张。" }, { "source": "听说了,我想问,按你这么说,以前发生过地震的人怎么想,他们都没你那么紧张。", "target": "不知道,反正我就是害怕~" }, { "source": "不知道,反正我就是害怕~", "target": "想太多会难过,孩纸。自己把握,其他的交给命运。" }, { "source": "想太多会难过,孩纸。自己把握,其他的交给命运。", "target": "那也是~" }, { "source": "在下雨吗?", "target": "是的呢,刚刚在下大暴雨,刚停了。。。" }, { "source": "是的呢,刚刚在下大暴雨,刚停了。。。", "target": "宜昌没下" }, { "source": "宜昌没下", "target": "我们这停了现在,不过还是没来电,幸好是洗完澡才停的!!!" }, { "source": "我们这停了现在,不过还是没来电,幸好是洗完澡才停的!!!", "target": "还停电呀?" }, { "source": "还停电呀?", "target": "是的停电,听热水。。。" }, { "source": "你咋不上天呢", "target": "我就在天上" }, { "source": "有能力就要环游世界", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "我不争气的咽了一下口水", "target": "连着来吃了两天,贼带劲" }, { "source": "连着来吃了两天,贼带劲", "target": "感觉好辣" }, { "source": "感觉好辣", "target": "重庆的东西弄到长沙来,没有最辣只有更辣" }, { "source": "不认识", "target": "你认识!" }, { "source": "为什么不叫上我不叫上我!!!!", "target": "你现在还会在家头耍过滤么?" }, { "source": "谢谢大家", "target": "太客气、不谢不谢" }, { "source": "有支501豆沙色转", "target": "出了不?" }, { "source": "傻了。生活其实有很多乐趣,只是你还未发觉", "target": "我的生活太颓废了!" }, { "source": "我的生活太颓废了!", "target": "那就让它精彩点" }, { "source": "现在都有工作服啦...", "target": "就衬衫呀…和营业厅那种一样的" }, { "source": "就衬衫呀…和营业厅那种一样的", "target": "好先进啊," }, { "source": "好先进啊,", "target": "你要一起先进不?" }, { "source": "你要一起先进不?", "target": "先进不起啊,我18号去上海诶." }, { "source": "先进不起啊,我18号去上海诶.", "target": "这次来多久?这次能赏脸见一面不?" }, { "source": "短发?", "target": "你才发现" }, { "source": "真是让人沦陷的颜值啊!真羡慕那些喜欢你的人,毕竟跟我.一样有眼光的人,真的不多了", "target": "你说的对" }, { "source": "勋鹿是我的!!", "target": "他们说他们只爱我" }, { "source": "我想邓超会吃醋的", "target": "哪都有你" }, { "source": "谁喜欢我唱歌", "target": "你确定你唱歌我们不会死吗" }, { "source": "和小凯一起助力环保", "target": "照顾好自己的身体" }, { "source": "这个电视剧挺好看的,我想说你们里面配的什么曲呀,是想笑死我吗", "target": "这样也不觉得可怕了" }, { "source": "钟铉来世做个普通人吧快快乐乐的", "target": "普通人也不快乐" }, { "source": "悠悠弹的曲子叫啥名儿啊啊啊啊啊啊太好听了求曲名", "target": "好像是龙猫里的主题曲" }, { "source": "希望你能明白一辈子太长了,遇见错的人比孤独更可怕。", "target": "而我现在就是遇到了一个错误的人,选择了在一起,明知是场意外在一起后明知不适合又分不开,他总在你要放弃的时候对你好。" }, { "source": "今天的菜好多噢。味道也可以。", "target": "右边那个是你吧" }, { "source": "右边那个是你吧", "target": "嘻嘻,猜错咯。左边才是我。" }, { "source": "亲,冲动是魔鬼啊!", "target": "我也是这么想,现在这个没事了,先凑合用吧" }, { "source": "你心疼个毛!!!!!", "target": "心疼我国体育健儿也不行啊" }, { "source": "心疼我国体育健儿也不行啊", "target": "不行!!!!只能心疼我!" }, { "source": "这是水果吗?咸鸭蛋好不好", "target": "咸鸭蛋是青色的皮" }, { "source": "咸鸭蛋是青色的皮", "target": "内个谁,青色是什么颜色啊" }, { "source": "内个谁,青色是什么颜色啊", "target": "就是那样的,说不上来" }, { "source": "有你们真好", "target": "又是一点半比我还晚" }, { "source": "又是一点半比我还晚", "target": "什么时候有空,组团再走一波啊,其实是三点睡不着" }, { "source": "什么时候有空,组团再走一波啊,其实是三点睡不着", "target": "那就要看你客气了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那就要看你客气了哈哈哈", "target": "那我就不客气了" }, { "source": "姐你好有钱。刘妈妈真幸福!", "target": "但愿什么时候有钱了也能孝敬下您" }, { "source": "但愿什么时候有钱了也能孝敬下您", "target": "现在有钱啊!" }, { "source": "我不觉得蜂蜜水管用啊亲。", "target": "亲,那我早上就喝一杯蜂蜜水!" }, { "source": "亲,那我早上就喝一杯蜂蜜水!", "target": "不知道要皇帝的早餐么" }, { "source": "不知道要皇帝的早餐么", "target": "我早饭一向简陋。。" }, { "source": "比如你不理我我都不生气", "target": "我哪里不理你!" }, { "source": "生病了发烧了", "target": "身体完全康复了么,抱抱,瘦了吧?" }, { "source": "身体完全康复了么,抱抱,瘦了吧?", "target": "可惜就瘦了一点点离我期望值还差一大块儿呢" }, { "source": "穿反衣服而已不用在意", "target": "请不要说出来" }, { "source": "你给他穿的你的裤衩吗", "target": "抹胸哦亲" }, { "source": "抹胸哦亲", "target": "是你的裤衩别假了" }, { "source": "对方看到你:我要去洗澡了!", "target": "就服你" }, { "source": "男人就该是男人的样!", "target": "何况是装软弱" }, { "source": "考试加油!!顺便问一下四级几时考呢", "target": "6月17号好怕过不了" }, { "source": "6月17号好怕过不了", "target": "这段时间多看美剧!!" }, { "source": "这段时间多看美剧!!", "target": "好!感觉高考之前学的英语都还给老师了" }, { "source": "好!感觉高考之前学的英语都还给老师了", "target": "哈哈哈哈何止英语" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈何止英语", "target": "说得也是心疼自己学啥忘啥" }, { "source": "我是你天边最美的云彩快点用心把我留下来养眼啊", "target": "义乌天气怎么样" }, { "source": "笑出涟漪吗?美妞~", "target": "真会唠嗑" }, { "source": "裤子也不长嘛、", "target": "长的。不过不影响。" }, { "source": "长的。不过不影响。", "target": "挺好" }, { "source": "同病相怜", "target": "下次我们自己组团过" }, { "source": "亲,工作再忙也要记得适当地休息哦,不然身体迟早会被托垮的。。", "target": "嗯、我会的、你也是多注意身体。、" }, { "source": "嗯、我会的、你也是多注意身体。、", "target": "那是肯定的嘛,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "那是肯定的嘛,嘻嘻", "target": "嗯嗯。呵、要对自己负责的嘛。" }, { "source": "茜爷你那么高调是要请客的节奏吗?", "target": "请!要几个鸡蛋!尽管说!" }, { "source": "请!要几个鸡蛋!尽管说!", "target": "咱能换换口味吗?" }, { "source": "过年见", "target": "你几时回信宜?" }, { "source": "你几时回信宜?", "target": "25" }, { "source": "25", "target": "翻去饮奶茶食酱板鸭食凉拌食尚文粉食酸辣粉食关东煮吧" }, { "source": "翻去饮奶茶食酱板鸭食凉拌食尚文粉食酸辣粉食关东煮吧", "target": "吃货,你没有瘦下来的命" }, { "source": "吃吃吃~逛吃逛吃逛吃", "target": "我其实是去逛衣服的,但是每次都是只买了吃的" }, { "source": "喵大这是自己做的喵?", "target": "哇哦!" }, { "source": "为何感觉你的19岁这么精彩什么都会", "target": "有吗" }, { "source": "今天好多人,好似放暑假所有学生和老人都涌出来了", "target": "对啊,可能好多人去长隆,所以三号线特别恐怖~~~" }, { "source": "对啊,可能好多人去长隆,所以三号线特别恐怖~~~", "target": "我坐二号线也好多人啊在昌岗都上不去,还被拉行李箱的砸到脚趾了,什么好心情都没了" }, { "source": "发喃病啊,半夜三更呢。。。。来找我玩", "target": "哈哈是呢啊!秋!来韩国找你该?" }, { "source": "低调要看情况嘛你的镜头出卖了你", "target": "我不发相机拍的" }, { "source": "我要减肥不能拖大家后腿", "target": "共勉" }, { "source": "茜儿的手机没咱好", "target": "她羡慕嫉妒" }, { "source": "她羡慕嫉妒", "target": "不要这样茜儿会受伤的" }, { "source": "醒来的失落,无法言说", "target": "醒来依然很兴奋" }, { "source": "199+三个月的伙食费,就可以买到漂亮的老婆,好像不错哦", "target": "买小敏199我就买" }, { "source": "今天我出门了哦", "target": "我的" }, { "source": "夭寿啦首席女星欺负新人啦", "target": "我刚才发现我昨天听错了一个字,一字之差意思差很远了อนอยากเนเน(我听成เนก了)เนางม" }, { "source": "我刚才发现我昨天听错了一个字,一字之差意思差很远了อนอยากเนเน(我听成เนก了)เนางม", "target": "会泰语?厉害了" }, { "source": "你要送我?请私我不谢", "target": "报纸一卷" }, { "source": "我要喝奶", "target": "都多大了还没断奶。。。" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨我明天会努力考的尽量不交白卷", "target": "不许交白卷即使你老公叫白白" }, { "source": "不许交白卷即使你老公叫白白", "target": "我不交不交!我一定好好写!" }, { "source": "又上班了?", "target": "恩恩…上的啊" }, { "source": "你这么美", "target": "哈哈好开心好开心" }, { "source": "哈哈好开心好开心", "target": "傻啦" }, { "source": "傻啦", "target": "看大姐结婚看的好激动下午去签售回来已经疯了" }, { "source": "书有什么好看的", "target": "那是没你女朋友好看的咯" }, { "source": "赚多少钱就承担多大的风险。。。。既然当明星了,就不是这么说了,没有喜不喜欢了", "target": "人家走的是演员挂,不是流量挂" }, { "source": "人家走的是演员挂,不是流量挂", "target": "那就好好拍电视剧,管别人说些什么。。。。" }, { "source": "壕,你好。", "target": "壕,把地址发给我,我给你寄吃的,我自己家种的。" }, { "source": "壕,把地址发给我,我给你寄吃的,我自己家种的。", "target": "能过海关吗?不能的话还是等我去海口吧!" }, { "source": "能过海关吗?不能的话还是等我去海口吧!", "target": "那你快来!!!" }, { "source": "快走啦嫌弃你", "target": "切下雨好讨厌" }, { "source": "切下雨好讨厌", "target": "咋还能在啊" }, { "source": "咋还能在啊", "target": "没来接我呗,下楼喽白白" }, { "source": "所里定位到公主坟", "target": "默认啊……懒得改" }, { "source": "来我怀里", "target": "怀里比被我暖和多了" }, { "source": "怀里比被我暖和多了", "target": "希望你能看待一下你的错别字" }, { "source": "新闻上看的,那个男的脱发,就用这个洗,然后胸长超大", "target": "==========强大" }, { "source": "你真是网红的一股清流了竟然送三大件", "target": "咋了?实用啊,我觉得比包和口红好" }, { "source": "断气了", "target": "猜对了" }, { "source": "连最爱我的你都这么说,我再也不相信爱情了", "target": "你爱我吗" }, { "source": "你爱我吗", "target": "比你滴另一半更爱你" }, { "source": "比你滴另一半更爱你", "target": "另一半是你" }, { "source": "另一半是你", "target": "还没到另一半,只是恋爱对象" }, { "source": "还没到另一半,只是恋爱对象", "target": "不结婚吗" }, { "source": "不结婚吗", "target": "嗯不打算" }, { "source": "嗯不打算", "target": "跟我吧" }, { "source": "跟我吧", "target": "成功?" }, { "source": "成功?", "target": "结婚吧" }, { "source": "哈哈,希望下次见你还是健全的", "target": "哇你的头像我送你的笔!" }, { "source": "哇你的头像我送你的笔!", "target": "对的啊" }, { "source": "对的啊", "target": "我估计不见了!" }, { "source": "我怕你见了他不敢认", "target": "关起来!统统关起来!" }, { "source": "害羞是因为需要一件衣服啊", "target": "送你上去" }, { "source": "宝贝问你个问题不得不面对一个你非常讨厌的人时你是怎样做的呢?", "target": "相忘于江湖" }, { "source": "现场冷吗?明晚也要过去", "target": "冷,要多穿点" }, { "source": "冷,要多穿点", "target": "会不会很大风之类" }, { "source": "会不会很大风之类", "target": "风倒是没有,但会冷,露天的~" }, { "source": "风倒是没有,但会冷,露天的~", "target": "好的,谢谢~" }, { "source": "今年维密一定有你", "target": "没有怎么办!哈哈哈哈你快告诉我" }, { "source": "红红火火恍恍惚惚韩寒后悔画韩红", "target": "很强" }, { "source": "包子,你吃胖了没", "target": "没呢,包子扁了,变蒸饺了。" }, { "source": "涛涛你好暖,不像我们的毛不易,快看我的头像", "target": "这个的意思是??" }, { "source": "好想出去玩啊但只是想想没假期", "target": "还要体测了,哥哥呦" }, { "source": "你会不会突然想起我", "target": "会.但也只是别人说起你的时候在脑子过一下你的脸而已.就仅此而已了" }, { "source": "我来了我来了", "target": "好啊跟我走" }, { "source": "喜欢室内设计么?", "target": "室内设计好像不好找工作啊,我周边好几个读的这个都改行了啊,服装设计怎么样啊" }, { "source": "室内设计好像不好找工作啊,我周边好几个读的这个都改行了啊,服装设计怎么样啊", "target": "真的吗?真的吗?我开始慌了" }, { "source": "生命线爱情线很长事业线最短", "target": "原来你是神棍" }, { "source": "扫黄被抓现场吗", "target": "哈哈哈~~~扫黄~~~" }, { "source": "啊你买了呢家笔袋么好多想买的", "target": "对呀对呀~我买了~" }, { "source": "对呀对呀~我买了~", "target": "哎等我有了压岁钱" }, { "source": "你能瘦!", "target": "但求司考能过啊亲你瘦就好了" }, { "source": "但求司考能过啊亲你瘦就好了", "target": "必须能过加油!" }, { "source": "必须能过加油!", "target": "好人" }, { "source": "杨坤越来越萌了。", "target": "哈哈哈,必须的萌啊" }, { "source": "难过", "target": "那就睡觉吧" }, { "source": "清明回", "target": "回去玩个三十天哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我在想你是出于什么心态拍下的第一张", "target": "这第一张我是翻聊天记录翻了很久才找到的当时我们出去耍在外面摘的。" }, { "source": "这样想我不对我怎么舍得你心痛", "target": "我知道,爱我的人不会舍得我心痛。" }, { "source": "小奶猫超级可爱", "target": "我的" }, { "source": "我的", "target": "羡慕你可以天天吸猫" }, { "source": "今晚谁赢了", "target": "我没看啊" }, { "source": "生快", "target": "我是阴历生日,不过还是谢谢" }, { "source": "我身份证找到了,我们到底是坐火车啊还是城际公交啊", "target": "坐公交吧,别人都说公交方便,火车买票太费劲了" }, { "source": "共勉。这是条持续漫长的路。。", "target": "你懂我" }, { "source": "为什么我关注的重点是你那条紧身裤,真是得瑟,你买吧,大花贾~", "target": "那是搭的裤子,服务员怕我太帅,所以拿了小一号的" }, { "source": "那是搭的裤子,服务员怕我太帅,所以拿了小一号的", "target": "呵呵。" }, { "source": "老师回湖南啦", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "有聚有散,阳局不哭", "target": "什么时候能再聚啊" }, { "source": "嗯嗯所以我们要让自己变得更加优秀", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "好玩个鬼···日日搭车翻屋企,好惨加···", "target": "哦。。。。可是听上去好好玩的样子呢" }, { "source": "哦。。。。可是听上去好好玩的样子呢", "target": "你也可以玩啊···" }, { "source": "你也可以玩啊···", "target": "嗯,有机会的" }, { "source": "刚才媳妇生了,是个儿子8斤重,我文化水平不行,还请大家帮自己取个名字,谢谢大家,我姓薛", "target": "我是你爹" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,嗷嗷的,是不是把喵星人吓到了", "target": "哈哈,可能,最近都不出来了" }, { "source": "我开心,哈哈哈哈,全是我女盆友,哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "可我只有你一个女朋友啊" }, { "source": "可我只有你一个女朋友啊", "target": "我重发一个,等等" }, { "source": "书名是啥", "target": "见上一条呀~" }, { "source": "见上一条呀~", "target": "感觉又要买买买了" }, { "source": "感觉又要买买买了", "target": "图书馆呢?书店也可以坐一天啊~" }, { "source": "下电影看撒", "target": "最近没得啥子好看的样" }, { "source": "最近没得啥子好看的样", "target": "我最近在看冲上云霄" }, { "source": "我最近在看冲上云霄", "target": "电影还是电视剧?" }, { "source": "电影还是电视剧?", "target": "电视剧" }, { "source": "电视剧", "target": "看了前几集的,但是看的第二部" }, { "source": "看了前几集的,但是看的第二部", "target": "我还不是看的第二部" }, { "source": "我还不是看的第二部", "target": "感觉不是黑好看" }, { "source": "感觉不是黑好看", "target": "一般嘛" }, { "source": "一般嘛", "target": "都是暑假的时候看的了" }, { "source": "都是暑假的时候看的了", "target": "吸血鬼日记也好看" }, { "source": "吸血鬼日记也好看", "target": "不喜欢那个题材感觉绿箭侠好看些" }, { "source": "不喜欢那个题材感觉绿箭侠好看些", "target": "没看过" }, { "source": "深圳欢迎你", "target": "不下雨就算欢迎" }, { "source": "不下雨就算欢迎", "target": "不会下雨的" }, { "source": "来晚了前面写东西来晚了", "target": "不晚不晚" }, { "source": "你们那块天气咋样啊?我们这儿都入冬了。好冷。", "target": "我们这边还比较热穿的短袖快到月底就可以穿外套了" }, { "source": "你在哪里阿", "target": "在广州陪她们进衣服点都不好玩" }, { "source": "在广州陪她们进衣服点都不好玩", "target": "你去广州了啊" }, { "source": "你去广州了啊", "target": "来两天两天都在下雨哎霉气重" }, { "source": "来两天两天都在下雨哎霉气重", "target": "那可以逛街也,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "看我头像酷炫", "target": "谢你不用昨晚的琦哥" }, { "source": "谢你不用昨晚的琦哥", "target": "哈哈这个你还真提醒我了" }, { "source": "好幸福,有学长就是好", "target": "马上搬了寝室就木有了" }, { "source": "马上搬了寝室就木有了", "target": "你搬到哪里去了?" }, { "source": "话说骑机车的季节到了,你怎么还不换车", "target": "把得儿割了换钱啊!!!" }, { "source": "把得儿割了换钱啊!!!", "target": "路虎不适合你,卖了能换好几辆" }, { "source": "为什么没有榴莲,榴莲还能帮你挡突击者啊", "target": "我吃了" }, { "source": "挺不错的一个女孩,就别生气了", "target": "你这速度快的啊" }, { "source": "你这速度快的啊", "target": "难道你不懂什么叫兵贵神速" }, { "source": "元宵快乐啊胜哥吃汤圆没得", "target": "没得哦,你呢" }, { "source": "原谅毛毛没有及时回应他在录节目可能山里信号不好今天一次泡都没冒呢还。谢谢老师喜欢毛毛的《消愁》", "target": "你们咋知道毛毛再录向往的生活" }, { "source": "你们咋知道毛毛再录向往的生活", "target": "哇唧唧哇发了" }, { "source": "港黑9新1600有意思没", "target": "还在?" }, { "source": "还在?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "你那里的" }, { "source": "你那里的", "target": "北京" }, { "source": "想去偶遇你们撒没偶遇到", "target": "你也有去啊!" }, { "source": "P2:我拯救完世界了,现在要吃宵夜了", "target": "所以笑得辣么好看是见到美食了吗" }, { "source": "所以笑得辣么好看是见到美食了吗", "target": "所有对着照片流口水的迷妹儿都是夜宵" }, { "source": "所有对着照片流口水的迷妹儿都是夜宵", "target": "啊啊啊,我是小笼包,我要给他吃!" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,我是小笼包,我要给他吃!", "target": "小笼包真美味那我当凤爪好啦" }, { "source": "为什么前一天过纪念日第二天就能说分手还是不回头那种", "target": "他把你上了吧?或者真爱,有事不想拖累你。" }, { "source": "你穿的什么鞋子", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "台灯好看~", "target": "佳丽的我的还没到呢哈哈哈" }, { "source": "佳丽的我的还没到呢哈哈哈", "target": "可以的,好看~" }, { "source": "要准备和徐老师说再见了", "target": "涛哥拜拜呀" }, { "source": "华西公众号可以说很可爱了", "target": "是的阅读体验很舒服" }, { "source": "我希望每天睡的时候,她都在我身边", "target": "祝99" }, { "source": "祝99", "target": "可是我没有女朋友" }, { "source": "月饼当中我最喜欢元祖雪月饼系列了", "target": "还有传统的莲蓉蛋黄!" }, { "source": "谈恋爱的人就是感伤多", "target": "没得也,左耳里面的剧词你头像是你自己的手?" }, { "source": "游泳了解一下", "target": "咋有在游" }, { "source": "诺一生病好了吗!!!多发兄妹皂片好吗!知道你最帅惹!", "target": "小诺好多了,就是只能喝粥,总喊饿" }, { "source": "小诺好多了,就是只能喝粥,总喊饿", "target": "煮点清淡有营养的粥,稍稠点经饿……" }, { "source": "21号在朗庭有婚纱秀哦~新品发布会~~~要不要报名参加一个", "target": "不用了,到店再看。" }, { "source": "你是想上下都吃大红肠么", "target": "。。。那简直完美" }, { "source": "新一和兰已经在一起了啊表白多甜你没见", "target": "求告知哪一集" }, { "source": "诗雨你的小肚腩……", "target": "师傅你的早餐还在吗" }, { "source": "师傅你的早餐还在吗", "target": "在的捧在手心暖暖的" }, { "source": "在的捧在手心暖暖的", "target": "放在肚里更暖哦" }, { "source": "去植发", "target": "植发我感觉好疼然后还会像剃光头那种长出头发来一样的吃藕" }, { "source": "贵在坚持", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈现在想想应该把那些钱攒起来的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈现在想想应该把那些钱攒起来的", "target": "攒起来,买更好看的杂志和本本" }, { "source": "你怎么知道那妹子从广州飞来", "target": "同一班飞机,广州经停西安到兰州,西安上的不敢这样" }, { "source": "同一班飞机,广州经停西安到兰州,西安上的不敢这样", "target": "广州始飞?" }, { "source": "广州始飞?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "懂了,蔡蔡最近怎样,工作还顺心吧~" }, { "source": "一旦一方脱了单,关系就尴尬了", "target": "一个人动了真情另一个人养了备胎" }, { "source": "marshalls的东西能代购么", "target": "现在已经停止代购啦" }, { "source": "天气不同气势差很多呢……", "target": "暗黑" }, { "source": "提意见不讲个场合?没看到这是指尖江湖?衮", "target": "?是客服没打还是什么?别的渠道有反应还会来?" }, { "source": "?是客服没打还是什么?别的渠道有反应还会来?", "target": "最好多黑你几个谢谢" }, { "source": "我家经常用铮子蒸饭,好麻烦,还不如直接用电饭锅来煮", "target": "不忙的时候偶尔还是可以这样煮" }, { "source": "6.0的速度,你那是跑步是走啊?", "target": "这速度可以了,还想咋滴" }, { "source": "天啊!强迫症?我觉得你还好呀~", "target": "可能是洗手方面吧" }, { "source": "要听老人言乖乖喝药哈。", "target": "囧我真的一点事都没有。。。" }, { "source": "安!你最终又决定飞过去啊?", "target": "嗯,坐不起车了" }, { "source": "嗯,坐不起车了", "target": "啥情况?注意身体喔" }, { "source": "礼物来不及了,以后补吧", "target": "那店暂时不收加盟" }, { "source": "那店暂时不收加盟", "target": "成本问过没?" }, { "source": "吃一顿那种是不", "target": "嗯,听说是晚上的位子都没了" }, { "source": "好美!求调色软件!", "target": "一排中间,常用一排一二" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,好几天没日常表白深深了", "target": "表白这种东西当然要天啦,笨!" }, { "source": "叫你伤害我", "target": "你也伤害到我了" }, { "source": "你也伤害到我了", "target": "互相伤害啊么么哒" }, { "source": "抱歉各位我可能熬不到国庆了二十节课", "target": "哈哈哈,开心。反正我们没有课。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,开心。反正我们没有课。", "target": "自己作这个星期选了俩实验" }, { "source": "牙太大", "target": "总有一处是大的也好" }, { "source": "去丰满培训了?这个宜家里都也就几平方,是个小小的代购店", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你试过电饭锅手抓饭么。特好吃", "target": "试过呀,黑抓饭~" }, { "source": "试过呀,黑抓饭~", "target": "恩。我经常做。我觉得也很方便,你可以下次做推荐给大家" }, { "source": "恩。我经常做。我觉得也很方便,你可以下次做推荐给大家", "target": "嗯嗯,做复杂的都没人理我" }, { "source": "你头发咋这样", "target": "湿的" }, { "source": "我想回到读书的时候继续读书", "target": "现在后悔不读书了。" }, { "source": "月底还去不去桂林的!", "target": "12月初行不!" }, { "source": "12月初行不!", "target": "那时银杏还在吗?你是桂林的得听你的啊!" }, { "source": "食饭时间,放松系一种享受", "target": "好吧~训觉最享受!" }, { "source": "久违啊", "target": "嘿嘿嘿粗去玩断网了" }, { "source": "有多少打王者荣耀的妹子,就有多少像失恋一般的男孩子。", "target": "看不起我们妹子" }, { "source": "看不起我们妹子", "target": "这为啥会牵扯到看不起呀。我没有这个意思呢。" }, { "source": "干嘛不连的逃到五一", "target": "有贼心没贼胆啊" }, { "source": "快乐每天", "target": "嗯嗯你也是" }, { "source": "你们公司肿么了", "target": "快关门了,哈哈我随便问问的呢。。嘿嘿多了解一点劳动法" }, { "source": "快关门了,哈哈我随便问问的呢。。嘿嘿多了解一点劳动法", "target": "那么夸张,那他不发工资给你" }, { "source": "钱多啊!?已经剪得不丑了啊", "target": "不懂就是想剪~好有冲动~~但没胆量···=。=!!~~" }, { "source": "不懂就是想剪~好有冲动~~但没胆量···=。=!!~~", "target": "我刚刚自己剪了" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐好久回来", "target": "回不来" }, { "source": "你今天都把人家弄懵了", "target": "但是太美了" }, { "source": "但是太美了", "target": "你是见人就问是吧?哈哈,介绍一下啊" }, { "source": "头发长得好快…", "target": "他们都说我头发长好慢.." }, { "source": "你头发长的好快", "target": "确实我剪了两次都这么长" }, { "source": "确实我剪了两次都这么长", "target": "好快的,不过你好像好喜欢穿长裤" }, { "source": "好快的,不过你好像好喜欢穿长裤", "target": "裤子方便舒服" }, { "source": "裤子方便舒服", "target": "改天穿裙子给我图看看" }, { "source": "改天穿裙子给我图看看", "target": "没裙子怎么办" }, { "source": "没裙子怎么办", "target": "我不信" }, { "source": "我不信", "target": "确实没什么裙子穿裙子不方便" }, { "source": "早啊啊啊啊", "target": "早安安" }, { "source": "这身材真是太好了,女生可能都羡慕吧", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "讨厌~", "target": "说了你还真信阿" }, { "source": "说了你还真信阿", "target": "哦!" }, { "source": "大乖同年的", "target": "奔三了啊" }, { "source": "奔三了啊", "target": "是啊!我是最大的啊!!!" }, { "source": "啥时候带我", "target": "等姐赚到钱喽" }, { "source": "祝福小仙女!!!!!", "target": "一年了不容易啊" }, { "source": "一年了不容易啊", "target": "会有好结果的!你们两个超级配!" }, { "source": "会有好结果的!你们两个超级配!", "target": "呜呜!感谢!" }, { "source": "我想说每天发一组男神照片来着,结果没想到第二天就忘掉了。。。。。。。0414漏过去了", "target": "你这个记性就别打卡了。。。" }, { "source": "你这个记性就别打卡了。。。", "target": "我不服我要再来" }, { "source": "亲,我这边也好想骂人呢", "target": "你已经知道我说的是谁了吗他是平时就这样的吗" }, { "source": "你已经知道我说的是谁了吗他是平时就这样的吗", "target": "不是呢" }, { "source": "高中有认识一个白羊女,她也说那段时期会感到活力十足。", "target": "我不会" }, { "source": "五洋捉鳖真的是逗笑我了", "target": "哈哈哈哈你跟谁看的" }, { "source": "弟弟给你拍的不错啊以后女朋友要开心死了", "target": "不只有一个弟弟拍的可以另一个因为不会拍照已经分手了哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "开车还是什么?开车从木渎那里过去,从环太湖大道往西一直走,有路牌", "target": "好嘞,问你有用,你太太是路盲" }, { "source": "好嘞,问你有用,你太太是路盲", "target": "去西山玩吗?" }, { "source": "禁止酒驾", "target": "酒驾可耻" }, { "source": "女王陛下", "target": "你叫我,我可不敢当" }, { "source": "你叫我,我可不敢当", "target": "给女王献花" }, { "source": "我觉得我讨厌那些一边说自己胖一边又不减肥的人。。", "target": "我觉得本来说的就是事实啊,我胖难不成要我说自己瘦,我懒得减肥难不成要说是我不想减肥而已,把话反过来“我不减肥所以我胖”不就好了,我胖我乐意???" }, { "source": "你带的话题简直不能忍", "target": "服不服!" }, { "source": "来列边旅游啊!", "target": "同屋企人?" }, { "source": "同屋企人?", "target": "同自己村的人啊!" }, { "source": "同自己村的人啊!", "target": "开心没啊" }, { "source": "开心没啊", "target": "还可以!" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "我觉得我还是要去召唤师峡谷" }, { "source": "我觉得我还是要去召唤师峡谷", "target": "我刚从峡谷出来。。。。我的星耀即将变成钻。。。哭泣" }, { "source": "我爱你刚刚好,", "target": "刚刚好" }, { "source": "你快成加班鹿了", "target": "不,应该叫早衰鹿" }, { "source": "不,应该叫早衰鹿", "target": "你还年轻,还早还早" }, { "source": "矮油!?什么情况!?", "target": "真正的旅行结婚,日子都没定,随机结了个婚" }, { "source": "木去过清莱", "target": "我也第一次,上次清迈还是我们一起那次嘛" }, { "source": "二爷这是川普么?", "target": "这必须是川普呀,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这必须是川普呀,哈哈哈哈", "target": "很不错" }, { "source": "现在吗唉还好我昨天才心塞去了派出所手机还摔了还要修", "target": "嗯嗯是现在一会儿去成都天啦~!你咋啦" }, { "source": "哪个长大了?", "target": "你说呢?是不是又说胸啊" }, { "source": "老师的情意我领了,我这人吧,就想通过自己的努力来证明自己!", "target": "嗯加油" }, { "source": "嗯加油", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈还是喜欢暖男", "target": "是的!我喜欢这种两个人很明显的在一起的感觉不像那种你喜不喜欢我还要去猜" }, { "source": "看饿了都", "target": "看饿了就吃呀" }, { "source": "我看到你的头发………………实在是!!!", "target": "帅!对不对" }, { "source": "一哥整容了??", "target": "都是妆出来的" }, { "source": "昨天起,上海降温,天气明显变凉,我已穿上长袖衬衫了。", "target": "加国九月底早晚己冷了,白天10度至12度左右。" }, { "source": "好大的一个包,怪吓人的。", "target": "这么隐蔽的照片都被你发现" }, { "source": "这么隐蔽的照片都被你发现", "target": "那肯定,说明我在默默的关注你" }, { "source": "天山童姥献身~~", "target": "你们也来吧~二姨家过了马路就是海。" }, { "source": "心动一万次都抵不过行动一次", "target": "这话说的好。认真考虑。。。" }, { "source": "洲洲是什么?主播吗", "target": "我还没怎么看,忙,看了开头我觉得挺好的" }, { "source": "我也是才毕业的其实只要不挑剔,工作还是还找的,开始出来都是不易的", "target": "我知道,但是除了销售,别的工作都招有工作经验的,,,,," }, { "source": "我知道,但是除了销售,别的工作都招有工作经验的,,,,,", "target": "确实是的你学的撒子专业现在大学生都是这样的慢慢来吧" }, { "source": "确实是的你学的撒子专业现在大学生都是这样的慢慢来吧", "target": "我学计算机的" }, { "source": "我学计算机的", "target": "哈哈哈我现在实习的地方的部长就是学计算机的不过我现在是做建筑的,,," }, { "source": "哈哈哈我现在实习的地方的部长就是学计算机的不过我现在是做建筑的,,,", "target": "建筑是个好专业" }, { "source": "建筑是个好专业", "target": "都一样才出来不如农民工慢慢的有经验就好了" }, { "source": "求笑", "target": "一起笑" }, { "source": "只想过秋冬了现在hh", "target": "对超想天天穿长袖" }, { "source": "换工作啦", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "又给我买礼物,怪不好意思的", "target": "可以给你买礼物" }, { "source": "是不是00后都有对象", "target": "不存在!" }, { "source": "韭菜花", "target": "嗯嗯。没错~" }, { "source": "运气真好啊", "target": "还记得那时我天天跑宿管那蒸鸡蛋不?" }, { "source": "跪等头发长长TAT", "target": "你说你吗?" }, { "source": "你说你吗?", "target": "是的..." }, { "source": "是的...", "target": "嗯,你个子高,留长好~" }, { "source": "这东西不实际,如果上路得大规模改造路面浪费更多的钱,如何应付复杂的路面情况,比如高一点suv进不去,高架桥如何过,如何拐弯,这根本就是不按实际应用出发", "target": "你这智商也就只能想到这个地方。我都可以解答你,更不要说那些工程师了。没事多思考,不要睁着眼睛胡说话。" }, { "source": "你这智商也就只能想到这个地方。我都可以解答你,更不要说那些工程师了。没事多思考,不要睁着眼睛胡说话。", "target": "那看看吧,时间会证明,这东西就是蒙人的" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "你继续" }, { "source": "准备报哪里", "target": "不知道,想去江苏吧" }, { "source": "没有邂逅一段新恋情啊", "target": "哪来的邂逅" }, { "source": "哪来的邂逅", "target": "瞎溜达溜达" }, { "source": "我已出门", "target": "出门干啥去" }, { "source": "出门干啥去", "target": "正事" }, { "source": "正事", "target": "买菜" }, { "source": "广广腐化啦?!", "target": "不是啊,就是觉得这剧挺好看的" }, { "source": "不是啊,就是觉得这剧挺好看的", "target": "什么剧让你沦陷啦" }, { "source": "认命吧。这种潜规则我们只有认命~~", "target": "什么都没了什么都没了" }, { "source": "什么都没了什么都没了", "target": "下学期重来吧孩纸~" }, { "source": "下学期重来吧孩纸~", "target": "没什么值得重来了." }, { "source": "没什么值得重来了.", "target": "心态要放好的。" }, { "source": "心态要放好的。", "target": "我对学习的热情已经没有了心态还是好不过转移重心了" }, { "source": "我对学习的热情已经没有了心态还是好不过转移重心了", "target": "恩恩。加油~" }, { "source": "雪纳瑞好丑啊", "target": "像老头吧,主要是觉得毛耐脏" }, { "source": "像老头吧,主要是觉得毛耐脏", "target": "长得太丑了,宁可养个小黑狗也不要雪纳瑞" }, { "source": "长得太丑了,宁可养个小黑狗也不要雪纳瑞", "target": "其实我喜欢大毛这样的,特别可爱" }, { "source": "其实我喜欢大毛这样的,特别可爱", "target": "那你养个白色小博美,吃的少还可爱" }, { "source": "你古下~", "target": "就系感觉好熟悉葛一个地方." }, { "source": "就系感觉好熟悉葛一个地方.", "target": "额。这是我学校出面姐。你系?" }, { "source": "额。这是我学校出面姐。你系?", "target": "系埋行落去搭车啊??" }, { "source": "啥时候和我去看电影吧", "target": "说走就走" }, { "source": "周末!", "target": "哈哈,我周一周二休息的。工作五天之后就懒得出门了。你北京要什么时候回来阿" }, { "source": "哈哈,我周一周二休息的。工作五天之后就懒得出门了。你北京要什么时候回来阿", "target": "我在杭州啊哈哈~" }, { "source": "我在杭州啊哈哈~", "target": "你不是马上要去北京了么" }, { "source": "觉得可以慢下来做自己想做的事情已经很幸福了", "target": "身不由己地忙碌的时候特别珍惜这种自己独处做喜欢的事的时光" }, { "source": "美死", "target": "告诉你老板你上班玩手机" }, { "source": "脑花好吃吗", "target": "我爱不释手" }, { "source": "我爱不释手", "target": "手里捧一捧再吃" }, { "source": "我想说!头发扎起来会更好", "target": "还没扎" }, { "source": "去宝鸡干啥", "target": "纯属没事。。" }, { "source": "大舅子是真的帅。", "target": "帅吧" }, { "source": "有种朋友,即使没联系,但是一见面就无话不谈,这就是我们的境界", "target": "你几号放假?" }, { "source": "你几号放假?", "target": "考到16" }, { "source": "考到16", "target": "我估计21号回去" }, { "source": "鸡爪,我也爱吃", "target": "我更喜欢盐焗的" }, { "source": "我更喜欢盐焗的", "target": "我喜欢卤味的!或者酸辣的" }, { "source": "我喜欢卤味的!或者酸辣的", "target": "两个吃货" }, { "source": "两个吃货", "target": "吃货很幸福啊!" }, { "source": "吃货很幸福啊!", "target": "对,能吃真好,享受美味的感觉更好" }, { "source": "对,能吃真好,享受美味的感觉更好", "target": "哈哈!喜欢吃烤肉吗?" }, { "source": "我真的很想知道为什么你们这么闲然而我忙成", "target": "你忙啥我也不写论文也不用写选修课作业" }, { "source": "你忙啥我也不写论文也不用写选修课作业", "target": "真的感觉事情接踵而来就好像雾霾一样根本散不开" }, { "source": "夫妻生活不和谐就不和谐还什么将相不和", "target": "哪来的夫妻,哪儿来的生活,没生活" }, { "source": "很长时间没有休息过了吗?", "target": "身份证到期了,得去海淀分局办新的,而且周末人家不给办" }, { "source": "身份证到期了,得去海淀分局办新的,而且周末人家不给办", "target": "哦现在办好了吗?我一直睡着没有上来哥外面要下雨了" }, { "source": "哦现在办好了吗?我一直睡着没有上来哥外面要下雨了", "target": "周末不能办" }, { "source": "周末不能办", "target": "哦那还是好好休息等下周办吧我刚刚起来补觉来着" }, { "source": "照多点相给我看我高三去", "target": "你到时候去哪个岛" }, { "source": "佳佳美美哒~", "target": "你也美美哒哈哈哈" }, { "source": "工作也分流?记得这词出现在高中会考后。。。", "target": "对呀,快要分开了" }, { "source": "姐是真人斗地主好吗", "target": "有款游戏名就叫真人斗地主..." }, { "source": "有款游戏名就叫真人斗地主...", "target": "那还是游戏不是" }, { "source": "看什么手机!看书!", "target": "那也会瞎" }, { "source": "那也会瞎", "target": "本来就瞎" }, { "source": "本来就瞎", "target": "呵呵看了你的脸以后我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "呵呵看了你的脸以后我也这么觉得", "target": "同感同感" }, { "source": "支持袁立老师,美丽的演员,美丽的慈善家。", "target": "支持" }, { "source": "来来来!介绍一个小学妹", "target": "多过来挑" }, { "source": "多过来挑", "target": "真假的?" }, { "source": "看到这么聪明的博主,……博主,带我混江湖吧", "target": "哈哈哈,江湖中人" }, { "source": "这身高是不是有点不对头哦", "target": "绝对没有" }, { "source": "我记得加买药花了600,700左右。单拔是500左右。可能要看拔牙的难度吧,我就是比较杯具的!再加上发炎后发烧的挂水后期费用,一共1000+", "target": "呜呜呜,拔牙好贵啊真是的,你拔了几颗,我长了四颗,一颗总是发炎" }, { "source": "呜呜呜,拔牙好贵啊真是的,你拔了几颗,我长了四颗,一颗总是发炎", "target": "拔了两颗,还有一颗,打算疼的时候再说" }, { "source": "拔了两颗,还有一颗,打算疼的时候再说", "target": "一次可以拔两颗不" }, { "source": "一次可以拔两颗不", "target": "可以,拔上下两颗,总得留一边吃饭吧" }, { "source": "祝你变瘦", "target": "你说出来就是真心话了" }, { "source": "⋯⋯加油新年快乐么么哒", "target": "新年快乐!" }, { "source": "除了两情相悦,其馀的喜欢都是心酸", "target": "只剩下一厢情愿" }, { "source": "我早过了", "target": "不是七天么?" }, { "source": "不是七天么?", "target": "我是说你这个地方我过了" }, { "source": "我是说你这个地方我过了", "target": "哇哇、到清远啊、要多久?" }, { "source": "哇哇、到清远啊、要多久?", "target": "没怎么算过,大概89个小时吧" }, { "source": "没怎么算过,大概89个小时吧", "target": "好久、啊啊啊……眞希望有个任意门" }, { "source": "我衣服已经下锅了", "target": "就服你" }, { "source": "明星大侦探必追!!!", "target": "特地买了会员" }, { "source": "特地买了会员", "target": "之前停了一个月,浪费了一个月的会员" }, { "source": "之前停了一个月,浪费了一个月的会员", "target": "+1感觉世界坍塌芒果圈钱" }, { "source": "我也饿你拉网线了?", "target": "嗯很早就拉了" }, { "source": "喝热水", "target": "没有,我找人拖着我下宿舍好了" }, { "source": "没有,我找人拖着我下宿舍好了", "target": "那你快叫" }, { "source": "那你快叫", "target": "他说等他打完一关" }, { "source": "他说等他打完一关", "target": "打他啦" }, { "source": "打他啦", "target": "已经被我烦下来了" }, { "source": "已经被我烦下来了", "target": "快去把你无啦啦搞个发烧" }, { "source": "快去把你无啦啦搞个发烧", "target": "我也不知道什么情况~" }, { "source": "咋感觉谁欠你钱了", "target": "我看谁谁就欠我的!" }, { "source": "我看谁谁就欠我的!", "target": "好吧,看来欠你钱的人不少" }, { "source": "叫你不吃饭来着,胃又出问题了", "target": "我吃了啊" }, { "source": "门票要钱不?哥明天去看你,还有,求关注啊!非要哥打电话你?", "target": "不要钱,我不想关注你" }, { "source": "不要钱,我不想关注你", "target": "为什么?哥现在也要学到玩啊" }, { "source": "请问在寝室可以用什么锅做可乐鸡翅呢", "target": "电饭锅" }, { "source": "剑纯:老子做了那么多试卷你告诉我不改了???", "target": "挖槽偶遇" }, { "source": "你经历了什么", "target": "想找个拥抱" }, { "source": "想找个拥抱", "target": "来来来我抱抱你" }, { "source": "我的果断叶子全掉完了--不就是我有天没回来给它浇水么...它报复心太重了....", "target": "哈哈,同情况--有一天放阳台忘记拿回来了,几乎晒干了..没救了么" }, { "source": "约打球啊!", "target": "不了不了" }, { "source": "减肥", "target": "我是个不小心胖了10斤的瘦子" }, { "source": "我是个不小心胖了10斤的瘦子", "target": "我是个不小心又胖了十斤的胖子" }, { "source": "我是个不小心又胖了十斤的胖子", "target": "摸摸头等你下班一起减肥" }, { "source": "摸摸头等你下班一起减肥", "target": "虽然我胖但是我就是不减!(嗦嗦而已)" }, { "source": "虽然我胖但是我就是不减!(嗦嗦而已)", "target": "或许夏天没胃口的负面状态有利于减肥" }, { "source": "或许夏天没胃口的负面状态有利于减肥", "target": "或许爷爷奶奶做饭难吃也是有利于减肥的" }, { "source": "或许爷爷奶奶做饭难吃也是有利于减肥的", "target": "这…不减了!还是好吃的比较重要" }, { "source": "次得开心点,庆祝某伦的最后的单身之夜", "target": "明天早点到啊,不要到下午才来" }, { "source": "明天早点到啊,不要到下午才来", "target": "呵呵,我们三个说好了,下午到" }, { "source": "呵呵,我们三个说好了,下午到", "target": "没车接送尽早过来哦,不要只过来吃个饭呀。" }, { "source": "没车接送尽早过来哦,不要只过来吃个饭呀。", "target": "吃过饭也差不多要回了,安排在周一实在是有点不便。" }, { "source": "有时间咱在一起你来说说你的烦恼上次太匆忙了", "target": "好的,有时间约,我们离的也没有很远" }, { "source": "那也是哦我终于知道墨绿色是怎样哒啦", "target": "笨死了!!!" }, { "source": "笨死了!!!", "target": "你才是" }, { "source": "你才是", "target": "明明就是你" }, { "source": "明明就是你", "target": "心碎了" }, { "source": "心碎了", "target": "我帮你贴好~~" }, { "source": "我帮你贴好~~", "target": "好感动啊" }, { "source": "好感动啊", "target": "在家好闷…" }, { "source": "在家好闷…", "target": "有我呢。。。你可以找我" }, { "source": "我们去安徽的时候没有看到油菜花", "target": "太惨了" }, { "source": "下班吃饭饭啦!", "target": "吃完的啦" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "呼呼,多谢至此后啊" }, { "source": "你怎么不从屏里爬出来呢", "target": "屏太小" }, { "source": "你居然索我是老女人难过", "target": "傻女人?丑女人?蠢女人??你想当哪个" }, { "source": "傻女人?丑女人?蠢女人??你想当哪个", "target": "我只希望你能简简单单的叫我帅比" }, { "source": "这个包太好看了好吧", "target": "哈哈哈是啊" }, { "source": "大猪蹄是谁的?我啃!", "target": "有口水我拒绝" }, { "source": "啊你俩要见面啦!祝面基愉快", "target": "对的~" }, { "source": "你要结婚了!", "target": "我朋友!!" }, { "source": "我朋友!!", "target": "那你填单子" }, { "source": "那你填单子", "target": "人家的" }, { "source": "人家的", "target": "你是在学习哦" }, { "source": "你是在学习哦", "target": "打酱油" }, { "source": "打酱油", "target": "你赶快" }, { "source": "你赶快", "target": "你想多了。。。早的很" }, { "source": "你想多了。。。早的很", "target": "说呢嘛" }, { "source": "说呢嘛", "target": "你看嘛" }, { "source": "你看嘛", "target": "就今年" }, { "source": "就今年", "target": "不可能" }, { "source": "不可能", "target": "明年" }, { "source": "明年", "target": "你够了你!!!" }, { "source": "你够了你!!!", "target": "那你自己说" }, { "source": "这个墨镜哪里买的啊,喜欢", "target": "眼镜好喜欢" }, { "source": "城堡烟花,叔叔心态已经很年轻了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈新年快乐" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈新年快乐", "target": "新年快乐阿莲!" }, { "source": "新年快乐阿莲!", "target": "一起快乐" }, { "source": "大秦帝国之纵横结局了,该看麻雀还是炮神", "target": "那还是后者吧" }, { "source": "你也爱杰伦,抱抱", "target": "嗯好男人值得爱" }, { "source": "嗯好男人值得爱", "target": "你有对象吗?" }, { "source": "你有对象吗?", "target": "有超级有" }, { "source": "有超级有", "target": "我嫁给你吧" }, { "source": "我嫁给你吧", "target": "你俩成了" }, { "source": "你俩成了", "target": "谁和我成了?" }, { "source": "谁和我成了?", "target": "我跟谁成了?" }, { "source": "姐姐,你就算长了痘痘也一样漂亮可爱迷人", "target": "你不黑我会死是不是" }, { "source": "绝育之后耳朵上是不是有做那个记号?不然在抓回来做的时候发现已经做过了那就太悲伤了", "target": "需要做耳标" }, { "source": "起风了", "target": "妖精要来抓你喽" }, { "source": "妖精要来抓你喽", "target": "妖精喜欢吃腮怪怪的" }, { "source": "妖精喜欢吃腮怪怪的", "target": "吃眼睛" }, { "source": "收集这么多干嘛", "target": "可以报销你不知道吗" }, { "source": "可以报销你不知道吗", "target": "去哪报销真不知道" }, { "source": "有没有人知道背景音乐分别是啥啊", "target": "找到了吗找到了吗" }, { "source": "小冰你会演戏吗", "target": "没事别找我" }, { "source": "吃得好早呀,我还没起床", "target": "又睡了个觉,才醒" }, { "source": "美丽学美术的嘛?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "怪不得有大艺术家的文艺气质" }, { "source": "怪不得有大艺术家的文艺气质", "target": "有吗" }, { "source": "有吗", "target": "当然有的" }, { "source": "牙疼最难受了", "target": "对啊!" }, { "source": "姗姗美不美就在那里,不会因为别人的任何语言而改变,姗姗加油哦~~~", "target": "经典" }, { "source": "一次性相机对焦问题是怎么解决的?", "target": "没法解决就那样了" }, { "source": "小学生涂指甲油", "target": "不不不可能是刚刚吃了三分牛排" }, { "source": "不不不可能是刚刚吃了三分牛排", "target": "也是,现在的小学生零花钱比我搬一个月砖还有钱" }, { "source": "也是,现在的小学生零花钱比我搬一个月砖还有钱", "target": "啧啧你搬砖比我有钱" }, { "source": "啧啧你搬砖比我有钱", "target": "等你出来工作一个月工资比我一年工资还多" }, { "source": "安全第一", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "几几年的访谈啊", "target": "06年宣传生日快乐的时候" }, { "source": "06年宣传生日快乐的时候", "target": "突然想到11年宣传倩女幽魂他说可以为了爱人牺牲" }, { "source": "突然想到11年宣传倩女幽魂他说可以为了爱人牺牲", "target": "对,他说愿意牺牲生命,主持人都不相信,然后他一脸诚恳地解释" }, { "source": "对,他说愿意牺牲生命,主持人都不相信,然后他一脸诚恳地解释", "target": "解释了什么" }, { "source": "最喜欢黑白毛衣", "target": "找不到黑毛衣在哪,只看到白毛衣" }, { "source": "你这个照片照得很好啊,知道自己长得没脸见人、把脸挡起来、很有自知之明、", "target": "没有错" }, { "source": "为啥烫豆皮是照顾南方人??", "target": "因为豆腐皮不焯水的话是咸的焯一下水把咸味去掉" }, { "source": "有些事坚持下来真的太难了。", "target": "对啊,太难了,坚持几年都很难能可贵了" }, { "source": "好土鳖", "target": "你才土鳖你说谁!" }, { "source": "有氧的那种,最好是户外,如果你足够防寒的话", "target": "太冷了.....今天我出去...都是抖着回来的......" }, { "source": "太冷了.....今天我出去...都是抖着回来的......", "target": "昨天我在一家工厂的门口看到一只漂亮的小小狗,冻的嗦嗦发抖,可怜的紧" }, { "source": "想知道你用的什么相机镜头…", "target": "索尼a6000适马301.4" }, { "source": "索尼a6000适马301.4", "target": "贵吗是在福州买的吗" }, { "source": "贵吗是在福州买的吗", "target": "咸鱼买的" }, { "source": "咸鱼买的", "target": "…厉害了" }, { "source": "去这么多天才洗澡?", "target": "只是第一次排队啊。" }, { "source": "我和佩奇哪个可爱!!!", "target": "你最可爱" }, { "source": "你最可爱", "target": "想我不" }, { "source": "想我不", "target": "怎么会不想" }, { "source": "一路顺风", "target": "半路失踪" }, { "source": "下雪了吗我去看看", "target": "下的好大呢全白了" }, { "source": "看你天天好耍噢", "target": "我在支教,不太好耍的" }, { "source": "我在支教,不太好耍的", "target": "在那个地方哦。" }, { "source": "在那个地方哦。", "target": "乐山这边山里面" }, { "source": "乐山这边山里面", "target": "有山有水。空气好。还可以磨练自己。。。" }, { "source": "有山有水。空气好。还可以磨练自己。。。", "target": "可是其他条件不好呀" }, { "source": "可是其他条件不好呀", "target": "你太天真了。拥有好的同时肯定也要接受坏的一面" }, { "source": "你太天真了。拥有好的同时肯定也要接受坏的一面", "target": "大道理呀" }, { "source": "单身狗", "target": "你为什么要在伤口上撒盐" }, { "source": "你为什么要在伤口上撒盐", "target": "没发现惊喜吗" }, { "source": "你这是一天一更的速度啊", "target": "个么是的咯" }, { "source": "心情不好时,要发泄出来…憋着难受才对身体不好哦", "target": "哈哈这不是开骂了嘛?" }, { "source": "这里好甜", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "快在一起吧" }, { "source": "我要不要也换换头像~", "target": "干嘛。。。" }, { "source": "干嘛。。。", "target": "让老大一眼认出我~" }, { "source": "让老大一眼认出我~", "target": "你想用神马做头像。。。" }, { "source": "你想用神马做头像。。。", "target": "我还没想粗来~。我怕我换嘞头像以后老大更不认识我~" }, { "source": "我还没想粗来~。我怕我换嘞头像以后老大更不认识我~", "target": "我也想换头像" }, { "source": "我也想换头像", "target": "换成神马呢~" }, { "source": "祝你愿望成真", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "胖虎你从来不理我,我生气了", "target": "你是女大学生吗?" }, { "source": "你是女大学生吗?", "target": "我当然是!我不像吗!" }, { "source": "我初八后先得闲咧我错了", "target": "你得闲先约我咯" }, { "source": "你得闲先约我咯", "target": "一定的必须的!!" }, { "source": "我最喜欢跟妹子一起了,喊我啊", "target": "哈哈,下次一起出来吃饭你请客就可以一起咯啊" }, { "source": "赤果果的晒幸福啊...", "target": "不过晒的算比较委婉了吧" }, { "source": "不过晒的算比较委婉了吧", "target": "吼吼,木有看出来委婉啊" }, { "source": "吼吼,木有看出来委婉啊", "target": "那好吧" }, { "source": "等我等我哦", "target": "你们都是骗纸" }, { "source": "你们都是骗纸", "target": "亲,木有骗你哦,只是走到一半发现雨停了" }, { "source": "亲,木有骗你哦,只是走到一半发现雨停了", "target": "没骗我。耍我了嘛" }, { "source": "没骗我。耍我了嘛", "target": "你怎么这么聪明" }, { "source": "哇课室还要我预约好高级哦", "target": "你脸已经被磨死……" }, { "source": "有一段想念的时间了~", "target": "千言万语只能感叹一声哎~" }, { "source": "可爱的了报告我想吸猫", "target": "我可以把猫主人介绍给你认识,很帅贼帅" }, { "source": "嫁给我老公快8年了第一次,她要去看电影", "target": "不过我告诉我,票确实不好买,最好提前半天买" }, { "source": "手机很强", "target": "他可能怪你这么久都没去看过他" }, { "source": "我跟笑笑刚吃完一个", "target": "你们马上就要大姨妈了" }, { "source": "在你想别人唱给你听时,自己先唱给人家听吧。", "target": "我唱难听,吓跑人" }, { "source": "我唱难听,吓跑人", "target": ",算你有自知之明。" }, { "source": "求票", "target": "最好有猪的呢" }, { "source": "染啥色啊", "target": "巧克力色" }, { "source": "巧克力色", "target": "我还以为是白的红的蓝的什么的" }, { "source": "我什么时候脱单", "target": "明天" }, { "source": "明天", "target": "此话怎讲" }, { "source": "此话怎讲", "target": "明天你就脱单" }, { "source": "不赖你,你才见过几次,我下个月去看看儿子。", "target": "多号考试啊别心理压力太大" }, { "source": "多号考试啊别心理压力太大", "target": "我觉得正常发挥是没戏了,压力很大,现在还说不准嘛事后考,山东今年改制,缩减人数,还没出简章呢,往面早报名了。" }, { "source": "我觉得正常发挥是没戏了,压力很大,现在还说不准嘛事后考,山东今年改制,缩减人数,还没出简章呢,往面早报名了。", "target": "那就实施反弹,压力越大发挥越好好好备战吧考完好好玩玩不早了睡觉吧" }, { "source": "好少女!!怎么办!我脑子里都是少女的你", "target": "哈哈我脑子里都是你的手作小宝贝比我可爱一万倍" }, { "source": "哈哈我脑子里都是你的手作小宝贝比我可爱一万倍", "target": "你总是让我骄傲" }, { "source": "冠军毛毛", "target": "毛毛冠军,谢谢" }, { "source": "我已经不认识他了。声音都忘了", "target": "让你来审稿不来" }, { "source": "让你来审稿不来", "target": "我是因为回家了" }, { "source": "看你的状态不像醉的人儿呀,有前途", "target": "强大吧" }, { "source": "强大吧", "target": "强大的耶" }, { "source": "强大的耶", "target": "唉,社工是怎样炼成的。我好饿。" }, { "source": "粥好像不错", "target": "料该蛮足的" }, { "source": "料该蛮足的", "target": "还完花呗,我就穷了" }, { "source": "还完花呗,我就穷了", "target": "理解你的啦,不用请我吃饭的啦,我上次开玩笑的呀" }, { "source": "理解你的啦,不用请我吃饭的啦,我上次开玩笑的呀", "target": "请你吃饭又不用花钱" }, { "source": "如果删除成功,然后清理一下垃圾,再重启一下,然后再次安装。", "target": "我试一下下哦~" }, { "source": "必须约,明明好帅", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "好浪啊", "target": "你和程连斌不也是去了很多地方么" }, { "source": "怎么答谢别人", "target": "至少得请吃顿饭吧" }, { "source": "吃桃子吗", "target": "桃子不吃,要吃葡萄" }, { "source": "我来看帅哥的", "target": "他是弯的,不过长得不错" }, { "source": "他是弯的,不过长得不错", "target": "那你有福了" }, { "source": "你都不要我了", "target": "该睡觉了…" }, { "source": "素质!我睡觉了好累", "target": "今天去哪溜了?!!!" }, { "source": "今天去哪溜了?!!!", "target": "管家婆要你管~" }, { "source": "没时间联系她们,你去帮忙联系吧,感谢", "target": "你们反黑组,我也不熟,所以还是你们自己去联系,你要是不管,到时候撕起来可别怪我没有提醒你们哦" }, { "source": "你们反黑组,我也不熟,所以还是你们自己去联系,你要是不管,到时候撕起来可别怪我没有提醒你们哦", "target": "巧了我跟他们也不熟" }, { "source": "巧了我跟他们也不熟", "target": "所以你们不打算管了?" }, { "source": "所以你们不打算管了?", "target": "你得自己去说," }, { "source": "你得自己去说,", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "椭圆机我用起来总觉得手脚不协调", "target": "......我也是..." }, { "source": "你现在只给别的女人做饭吃了", "target": "我也想做给你吃啊。。!!" }, { "source": "鼻血还是没流够", "target": "哈哈哈哈我没" }, { "source": "小鱼儿不快乐了么", "target": "哎呀,有时候就觉得自己负能量太多" }, { "source": "我知道固拥是什么意思!我懂狍星语哎!", "target": "这算北方的方言吧,我也知道啥意思" }, { "source": "这算北方的方言吧,我也知道啥意思", "target": "同北方" }, { "source": "哈哈哈特别要求客服是你啦和你聊天", "target": "吼吼。好好好可是和八块腹肌的小鲜肉聊天不好嘛" }, { "source": "馋死我了~", "target": "会有机会来尝鲜的" }, { "source": "你是不是想表达我是别扭受", "target": "是啊你还挺明白" }, { "source": "不能因为我可爱你就不回复我不做你的迷妹了这个友谊的小船是你先跳下去的", "target": "让我们荡起双桨" }, { "source": "让我们荡起双桨", "target": "少年玩心吗【蒙娜丽莎式微笑" }, { "source": "脑袋上的大豆", "target": "错过你的雪花秀就一直疯长痘,大痘!小代购说要给我送个小礼物,结果啥也没送呗,你反应一下啊" }, { "source": "错过你的雪花秀就一直疯长痘,大痘!小代购说要给我送个小礼物,结果啥也没送呗,你反应一下啊", "target": "你都小武了,说话肯定比我管用啊,不给你你不会要啊" }, { "source": "你都小武了,说话肯定比我管用啊,不给你你不会要啊", "target": "她承诺的,结果送来就没有……沮丧" }, { "source": "她承诺的,结果送来就没有……沮丧", "target": "这个真没有,你可以问一下是不是忘记送了" }, { "source": "啊这个猫怎么辣么可爱", "target": "天生的?" }, { "source": "你喜欢世界杯吗", "target": "德国必胜,小猪威武" }, { "source": "德国必胜,小猪威武", "target": "你觉得世界杯哪个队会夺冠" }, { "source": "你觉得世界杯哪个队会夺冠", "target": "阿根廷" }, { "source": "时间是个万能的庸医", "target": "让情伤慢慢消散" }, { "source": "宝宝棒棒的,注意带话题和艾特好友哦", "target": "宝宝回家坐公交" }, { "source": "宝宝回家坐公交", "target": "那小考拉太羡慕你了" }, { "source": "那小考拉太羡慕你了", "target": "考拉回家的票买好了吗" }, { "source": "考拉回家的票买好了吗", "target": "买到了,要一天一夜" }, { "source": "买到了,要一天一夜", "target": "熏疼我的小考拉" }, { "source": "熏疼我的小考拉", "target": "爱你小考拉要打起精神工作了" }, { "source": "爱你小考拉要打起精神工作了", "target": "强烈的拥抱" }, { "source": "强烈的拥抱", "target": "么么哒宝宝" }, { "source": "新年快乐!", "target": "乖妹,祝今年有情人终成眷属哦!加油!" }, { "source": "想知道包包是哪里的", "target": "这是很久之前实体店买的一个包我也不太记得哪家的了" }, { "source": "不过这节目播出的时间点对我来说是熬夜的节奏了", "target": "直播看你自己" }, { "source": "直播看你自己", "target": "第一期录制我没去。" }, { "source": "第一期录制我没去。", "target": "不想熬夜可以看重播" }, { "source": "温州也是生不出儿子不结婚的吧", "target": "这就瞎说了。我就是温州人。" }, { "source": "心疼你", "target": "我是有机会的,我问得太晚了…" }, { "source": "我是有机会的,我问得太晚了…", "target": "身份呢?火线加入?" }, { "source": "身份呢?火线加入?", "target": "有群众的,我问得太晚了" }, { "source": "有群众的,我问得太晚了", "target": "再次心疼你" }, { "source": "贼可爱", "target": "小朋友,怎么还没有休息" }, { "source": "小朋友,怎么还没有休息", "target": "小朋友这...." }, { "source": "小朋友这....", "target": "看你比较年轻" }, { "source": "看你比较年轻", "target": "好吧,很多人都这么说,你说得比较婉转" }, { "source": "好吧,很多人都这么说,你说得比较婉转", "target": "我怎么觉得你现在应该美滋滋的" }, { "source": "我怎么觉得你现在应该美滋滋的", "target": "有那么一点点" }, { "source": "有那么一点点", "target": "这还叫一点点,都西班牙了" }, { "source": "来,吃吧,吃了这顿饭你就单身了", "target": "???不吃不单身?" }, { "source": "很少见你化妆,真好看、", "target": "呵呵~~谢谢啦~~下次出来化~" }, { "source": "呵呵~~谢谢啦~~下次出来化~", "target": "那是必须的,哈哈" }, { "source": "找你去了奥。", "target": "来吧来吧" }, { "source": "来吧来吧", "target": "明天转机就去奥。哈哈" }, { "source": "我妈咪在我心中一直是年轻貌美的", "target": "那当然,妈咪永远18" }, { "source": "那当然,妈咪永远18", "target": "18岁的你一直活在我的心里" }, { "source": "18岁的你一直活在我的心里", "target": "我18岁的时候你还不认识我" }, { "source": "你又去旅行啦?", "target": "玩一玩" }, { "source": "早啊~宝宝,我去实训考试了保佑顺利哦", "target": "真正" }, { "source": "你生物钟怎么好像有点乱。", "target": "就是这样啊" }, { "source": "真的不想起床", "target": "我还没起来已经迟到了" }, { "source": "你们多久", "target": "周二啊" }, { "source": "夏夏写教程超级快啊!!还好没睡,等到你发教程了,嘻嘻嘻", "target": "哇写了俩小时" }, { "source": "哇写了俩小时", "target": "两个小时已经很快啦!!高产夏!!" }, { "source": "为什么土豆要盖被子", "target": "那个是刚买的土豆,正用湿布盖着等它发芽,然后再种到土里" }, { "source": "所以安全到家了没", "target": "已经安全到达了" }, { "source": "刘昊然啊啊啊啊想你啊啊啊啊照顾好自己啊啊啊啊", "target": "爱您一万年" }, { "source": "到家好好休息、多陪陪家人、好好玩、玩开心点", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "毛毛现在应该经常玩冰与火", "target": "带你一个" }, { "source": "快早点睡吧。美容觉。", "target": "没心情" }, { "source": "没心情", "target": "那我睡啦真得。" }, { "source": "那我睡啦真得。", "target": "睡吧哎" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "好难为情" }, { "source": "好难为情", "target": "天哪你竟然给我回复了" }, { "source": "忽然想起明天六级出分", "target": "我连4级都没报名呢" }, { "source": "我连4级都没报名呢", "target": "问题是我没带准考证" }, { "source": "问题是我没带准考证", "target": "我记得我们学校的可以用校园教务系统查,你去网上看看能用身份证查不" }, { "source": "我记得我们学校的可以用校园教务系统查,你去网上看看能用身份证查不", "target": "好像要在什么99宿舍网找回来" }, { "source": "好像要在什么99宿舍网找回来", "target": "还好我在大二已经放弃了4级这件事" }, { "source": "哈哈,说明豆豆始正直的人。", "target": "切!你有吃晚饭么?" }, { "source": "切!你有吃晚饭么?", "target": "没有哈,你呢" }, { "source": "没有哈,你呢", "target": "也木有咯。。肚肚不舒服咯。。就不想吃。就在寝室玩咯。。" }, { "source": "种一棵树最好的时间是十年前,其次是现在", "target": "可是。。。阳光欠暖,雨水不足" }, { "source": "超紧张的啊啊啊来人啊求看到!中考录取线刚出达到且超过了我报选的学校17分请问一定能上这所学校吗?", "target": "可以的放心" }, { "source": "可以的放心", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "小猴也有傻傻的时候。", "target": "原来我的形象是很高大的噢" }, { "source": "睡午觉呢,下午四点啊", "target": "对呀..." }, { "source": "我一直以为你在后面的高架子上!!!你竟然就在我眼前拍!!!让我晕一会!", "target": "高架子怎么拍?距离那么远" }, { "source": "大四没有专业考试了?竹笛也分古典流行现代派?", "target": "嗯没了有传统曲目还有现代曲目" }, { "source": "你为什么没钱呢?还是自己不行!", "target": "钱不是问题!现在我是没他有钱但我爸妈生病了在国外治疗一下我还是有的!另外不是什么问题都可以归结到钱上!看你说钱我就知道你没工作吧!一切花销都是父母吧!" }, { "source": "开睡我", "target": "拉倒吧你不也快走了" }, { "source": "一年好多节日的,拿到你手发软", "target": "还好,还好,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "来!有啥事姐姐给你解决", "target": "大事,出大事了!!" }, { "source": "你们还有钱体检?我们什么都没有", "target": "还不如不体检....." }, { "source": "孩子为你倾心~", "target": "真的好闹呀" }, { "source": "真的好闹呀", "target": "不闹呀~妹纸" }, { "source": "不闹呀~妹纸", "target": "不行啦!我回来啦~哎呀呀~" }, { "source": "不行啦!我回来啦~哎呀呀~", "target": "你咋这么快嘞" }, { "source": "你咋这么快嘞", "target": "老姐子呀、跟他们我真是整不明白呀!不说话就是哭~" }, { "source": "老姐子呀、跟他们我真是整不明白呀!不说话就是哭~", "target": "你肿么不给糖呀" }, { "source": "你肿么不给糖呀", "target": "他们老师说不能总给糖!要不不想哭的小孩都会为啦而哭!啊哈哈~" }, { "source": "他们老师说不能总给糖!要不不想哭的小孩都会为啦而哭!啊哈哈~", "target": "那就改冰淇淋反正我挺稀饭滴" }, { "source": "那就改冰淇淋反正我挺稀饭滴", "target": "他们是不是很聪明~好笑吧!过几天还要去一次呢~哎呀呀~明天北大清华的干活!" }, { "source": "他们是不是很聪明~好笑吧!过几天还要去一次呢~哎呀呀~明天北大清华的干活!", "target": "妹纸我看好你哟" }, { "source": "妹纸我看好你哟", "target": "这帮熊孩子呀、我仿佛看见我自己黑暗的职业生涯!" }, { "source": "这帮熊孩子呀、我仿佛看见我自己黑暗的职业生涯!", "target": "嘻嘻!木事滴!" }, { "source": "嘻嘻!木事滴!", "target": "老姐子、这些天你得多穿点哈!真挺冷的" }, { "source": "老姐子、这些天你得多穿点哈!真挺冷的", "target": "恩那你也一样哈" }, { "source": "你也不怕猫咪把小鼠吃了吗", "target": "被我及时救下来了" }, { "source": "香菜挺好的", "target": "不爱吃" }, { "source": "你们春节都在忙什么?", "target": "聚会" }, { "source": "你真美", "target": "讽刺我吗" }, { "source": "我也饿了~~帮偶打包一份芝士蛋糕~~~", "target": "过来拿" }, { "source": "生日快乐感妹爱你!礼物就是我的肉分你一半", "target": "真朋友!能说出这种话来" }, { "source": "我关注列表里就两位塞纳河", "target": "我怕我以后可能会刷你屏" }, { "source": "我怕我以后可能会刷你屏", "target": "投票吗哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "投票吗哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "不投票我有个接下来想同时喜欢十个人的想法" }, { "source": "不投票我有个接下来想同时喜欢十个人的想法", "target": "你这个想法很好我很赞成" }, { "source": "眼花他们是在电影院找的吗", "target": "给我看高清我都找不到" }, { "source": "给我看高清我都找不到", "target": "找到也不认识" }, { "source": "笑晕了真的会有人觉得抖森丑吗", "target": "有诶,看到过好多觉得他丑的,最好全世界都觉得他丑那样我就可以和他结婚了" }, { "source": "一心情好就想吃东西", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "你怎么每天都这么纠结啊", "target": "哎,我也不知道哎。" }, { "source": "精致的猪猪", "target": "灿姐你那个睡眠还是提早些为妙哦" }, { "source": "灿姐你那个睡眠还是提早些为妙哦", "target": "嗯嗯,朗朗乖了" }, { "source": "12月真的很过分~我时常在刘刘办公室呆到天黑…很黑很黑……", "target": "听毛说刘刘那边有个花美男" }, { "source": "丧丧就好了,谁没有丧过呢", "target": "睡一觉就好了" }, { "source": "南方人表示没见过雪", "target": "北方人表示讨厌下雪天的路滑" }, { "source": "咋会想到养猫子", "target": "陪我" }, { "source": "陪我", "target": "嗯,猫比人好,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "嗯,猫比人好,哈哈哈", "target": "不会养" }, { "source": "一帮杀马特非主流", "target": "勇气可嘉" }, { "source": "身心无个归着", "target": "晚安啦!" }, { "source": "晚安啦!", "target": "和我一起睡觉吧" }, { "source": "和我一起睡觉吧", "target": "不。" }, { "source": "你还不用去学校吗?", "target": "我明天回武汉。到武汉就只能在健身房跑步诺。有点舍不得。" }, { "source": "我明天回武汉。到武汉就只能在健身房跑步诺。有点舍不得。", "target": "哈哈。。。。武汉好玩。。。" }, { "source": "被你发现了我就是别人派来要暗算你的", "target": "说谁派你来的" }, { "source": "说谁派你来的", "target": "哈哈哈有人花两千万取你狗命问一下你家有够狗么?没有就算了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈有人花两千万取你狗命问一下你家有够狗么?没有就算了", "target": "我家没有狗不过你有狗" }, { "source": "我家没有狗不过你有狗", "target": "那就算你走运咯" }, { "source": "那就算你走运咯", "target": "有人要取你的狗命怎么办?" }, { "source": "有人要取你的狗命怎么办?", "target": "出价高我就直接把我家小Q卖他了" }, { "source": "出价高我就直接把我家小Q卖他了", "target": "你舍得他的狗命吗?" }, { "source": "你舍得他的狗命吗?", "target": "不舍得" }, { "source": "不舍得", "target": "那你还卖" }, { "source": "那你还卖", "target": "当然是开玩笑啦" }, { "source": "当然是开玩笑啦", "target": "我刀都准备好了你跟我说这个" }, { "source": "我刀都准备好了你跟我说这个", "target": "等有机会让你撸它" }, { "source": "等有机会让你撸它", "target": "好呀" }, { "source": "你这起得比上班的人还早,太尴尬了", "target": "不在国内啊" }, { "source": "不在国内啊", "target": "又犯二了,彻底忘了时差这一说了," }, { "source": "是不是知道我想你了", "target": "原来是你想我,真相只有一个" }, { "source": "原来是你想我,真相只有一个", "target": "哈哈,真相揭晓的时刻" }, { "source": "爱您", "target": "爱您!" }, { "source": "咦你这个邮费那么高的吗", "target": "因为是内蒙古" }, { "source": "因为是内蒙古", "target": "难怪" }, { "source": "难怪", "target": "快赶上一本杂志的钱了" }, { "source": "看着你们发的各种游玩,我各种不平衡,各种羡慕嫉妒", "target": "怎么啦,国庆快乐吗" }, { "source": "越来越韩国思密达了", "target": "哪里韩国了?" }, { "source": "哪里韩国了?", "target": "感觉嘛" }, { "source": "感觉嘛", "target": "喜欢不嘛" }, { "source": "喜欢不嘛", "target": "喜欢" }, { "source": "怎么家里五颜六色的啊", "target": "家家户户的灯" }, { "source": "胡一天好帅", "target": "超帅的" }, { "source": "不送我玩?", "target": "来来来我们一起玩" }, { "source": "菜与人一样,有缘方能相见、相知,,,", "target": "嗯,没错,菜好不好只有自己才知道。别人的说法只能参考" }, { "source": "椒江很多漂亮妹子的", "target": "恩,比温州多多了" }, { "source": "别发吃的行不?我快饿死了", "target": "哈哈,可好吃了!你干嘛还不吃饭!" }, { "source": "说溅水的。上厕所前在水那上面丢张卫生纸不就可以了么?", "target": "除非只拉一坨或者拉一坨扔一张" }, { "source": "除非只拉一坨或者拉一坨扔一张", "target": "不会吧我自己就是这样啊,马桶也这样。可以多扔点看自己情况来" }, { "source": "韬韬真的好可爱,男友力十足啊", "target": "就是的呢" }, { "source": "7个月了一点都没胖啊,除了肚子", "target": "你们都说我没胖,其实胖的很厉害" }, { "source": "早还没放假", "target": "啥时候结束啊??十五号??" }, { "source": "啥时候结束啊??十五号??", "target": "不知道还没定呢" }, { "source": "不知道还没定呢", "target": "辛苦了" }, { "source": "亲…你怎么啦?", "target": "咳嗽,我伤心,本来计划好今天吃自助餐的" }, { "source": "咳嗽,我伤心,本来计划好今天吃自助餐的", "target": "只是咳嗽?是热气引起的嘛?肯定你吃太多好吃的了!" }, { "source": "只是咳嗽?是热气引起的嘛?肯定你吃太多好吃的了!", "target": "感冒引起的咳嗽,声音沙哑了" }, { "source": "感冒引起的咳嗽,声音沙哑了", "target": "戒口吧!快快好哦亲…" }, { "source": "戒口吧!快快好哦亲…", "target": "嗯嗯!五月份我们又见拉!" }, { "source": "像冬天的被子一样软一样香香甜甜!", "target": "然而现在的临港太阳公公让我随时爆炸" }, { "source": "哈哈我打算等见到他的时候喊猪壮感觉他会因为不爱听所以不理我", "target": "你别说,猪和壮这俩字他都会听。。。连叫小胖他都会听" }, { "source": "你别说,猪和壮这俩字他都会听。。。连叫小胖他都会听", "target": "可以想见你们平时都是怎么叫他的了" }, { "source": "可以想见你们平时都是怎么叫他的了", "target": "各种叫外号。。。反而大名壮壮叫得最少" }, { "source": "祝达哥新年快乐~", "target": "也祝你新年快乐哈" }, { "source": "不要妒忌姐姐,最多分一个给你", "target": "好听着先啦" }, { "source": "好听着先啦", "target": "最多分个瓶型笔给你" }, { "source": "这个节前逛街我也买了一个,过膝袜还不知道怎么穿", "target": "那个我直接送人啦'" }, { "source": "那个我直接送人啦'", "target": "我也送出去一条,还有一条透明的短袜很雷人~" }, { "source": "我也送出去一条,还有一条透明的短袜很雷人~", "target": "我的还可以,短袜都还算满意'" }, { "source": "好帅的鸟啊", "target": "帅吗?我觉着蛮丑呢" }, { "source": "你真是个睡神,我人不舒服都没有像你这样睡", "target": "怎么不舒服啊" }, { "source": "怎么不舒服啊", "target": "不知道!感冒!然后头痛!" }, { "source": "不知道!感冒!然后头痛!", "target": "都穿点" }, { "source": "都穿点", "target": "穿了的" }, { "source": "什么时候与朕相见", "target": "你说" }, { "source": "爱食鸡蛋鸡蛋鸡蛋…", "target": "我煎的鸡蛋。" }, { "source": "我煎的鸡蛋。", "target": "那我要吃别人煮的…" }, { "source": "大哥我碰你了么!?", "target": "小动作太多" }, { "source": "小动作太多", "target": "都没对你用!" }, { "source": "随便吧反正火星人不在意排名", "target": "加戏" }, { "source": "芬快五点在你家自言自语你能睡着嘎~", "target": "你笑啥,巡逻不" }, { "source": "你笑啥,巡逻不", "target": "巡逻中~来一起" }, { "source": "巡逻中~来一起", "target": "呢,带上他不" }, { "source": "我想想,说点什么", "target": "你想说没看我休恩爱你不觉得怪怪的" }, { "source": "你想说没看我休恩爱你不觉得怪怪的", "target": "没有啊感觉很棒啊" }, { "source": "恋爱中的大周有点傻", "target": "我就不伤害你了,本着关爱动物的原则" }, { "source": "我上医院了", "target": "需要我带花来看你吗?" }, { "source": "道个晚安,碎觉", "target": "晚安晚安~~~" }, { "source": "被女朋友赶下床", "target": "堂哥半夜到上海。跟我睡一晚。但是他打呼噜,所以我....." }, { "source": "堂哥半夜到上海。跟我睡一晚。但是他打呼噜,所以我.....", "target": "你打呼噜吗?" }, { "source": "你打呼噜吗?", "target": "我不打。我也不能听见别人打。我睡觉不能有其他声音客厅有个钟表秒针一直响我就把电池抠下来了。" }, { "source": "一个农村出来的寒门学子,被一群官二代红二代联合绞杀了。", "target": "自作孽不可活" }, { "source": "皮皮老了", "target": "可不是" }, { "source": "你又到西安去了?", "target": "在商县考试照的波" }, { "source": "在商县考试照的波", "target": "原来如此" }, { "source": "兔兔灯牌我下次来成都的时候给你带回来", "target": "要得,不存在。" }, { "source": "贵阳下雨啦?", "target": "是咯!又打雷,又下雨,半天睡不着!" }, { "source": "我其实胆子也很小,如果遇上被陌生还喝了点酒的人言语调戏,放在平时我一定也是掉头跑掉的,但是不知道这次怎么就愣愣的答应了", "target": "心大真好。都敢和陌生人聊天了" }, { "source": "对对反正6个月以内小孩子一般不会无缘无故的吵闹一般不舒服", "target": "看她哭得那么惨又没有办法太揪心了" }, { "source": "你在哪里", "target": "我在拍呀" }, { "source": "你是怎么做到进电影院之前都不知道看什么电影的……", "target": "当到了影院看到她取票出来的片名才有了不详的预感" }, { "source": "当到了影院看到她取票出来的片名才有了不详的预感", "target": "可以美美的睡上一觉,也算值回票价了" }, { "source": "上次查完土豆丝后认真想想,一个月工资差不多能买双豆豆鞋,现在呃……还是先买小香吧然后努力工作,她只会离我越来越远还是加油吧", "target": "一个月工资可以买土豆丝" }, { "source": "一个月工资可以买土豆丝", "target": "只是一双鞋为什么我不是富二代" }, { "source": "星爷挺潮的", "target": "哈哈哈他是呀" }, { "source": "得知足", "target": "得努力" }, { "source": "姑娘大半夜的要吓死人哟", "target": "呀,真的吓死人了?" }, { "source": "新歌真好听啊!", "target": "循环了一天" }, { "source": "循环了一天", "target": "是啊!沉浸在歌里出不来了" }, { "source": "玫瑰花面膜给好用", "target": "好用死" }, { "source": "好用死", "target": "我一直在看但是身边某的人用过敏肌给可以用?" }, { "source": "要电话说下次用车找你", "target": "不好意思开口" }, { "source": "不好意思开口", "target": "有什么好放不开的" }, { "source": "有什么好放不开的", "target": "没用" }, { "source": "没用", "target": "错过了以后都没有机会了" }, { "source": "错过了以后都没有机会了", "target": "我一老阿姨勾搭人小鲜肉不太好吧" }, { "source": "这么优秀你会没有女朋友的。", "target": "我会有优秀的女朋友" }, { "source": "不想宠了……", "target": "说出了大家的心声。" }, { "source": "说出了大家的心声。", "target": "一起来搞事情" }, { "source": "耳膜男友", "target": "棒!" }, { "source": "发型咋回事", "target": "花了我半个小时这个发型" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "啊,这爱情来滴太突然!" }, { "source": "啊,这爱情来滴太突然!", "target": "我要吃饭了" }, { "source": "我要吃饭了", "target": "你请我吃什么" }, { "source": "友,晚间快乐", "target": "友晚上好" }, { "source": "特别想坐一次QF新舱", "target": "支持你去坐" }, { "source": "你砸不捞主", "target": "跑太快捞不住哈哈" }, { "source": "跑太快捞不住哈哈", "target": "赶紧买铁绳,趁他不注意赶紧栓紧,别叫他跑,再跑腿打折" }, { "source": "广元下雪啦?", "target": "对呀好漂亮呀" }, { "source": "为啥听到我名字", "target": "因为与你共进的晚餐" }, { "source": "上图啊,生日快乐!!", "target": "还真照了~就不传了。。。想你~" }, { "source": "达令浴室?我开的。进去报我名字", "target": "很豪华,服务人员很正!!我一看名字,这不你开的吗" }, { "source": "很豪华,服务人员很正!!我一看名字,这不你开的吗", "target": "低调,进去报我名字就行" }, { "source": "邵久珍剪短发一定特别可爱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "三短少女" }, { "source": "三短少女", "target": "我可以教你们扎元气丸子头" }, { "source": "我可以教你们扎元气丸子头", "target": "哈哈哈你高中的丸子头" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你高中的丸子头", "target": "我现在都是扎起来一半会显得脸瘦全披显得胖" }, { "source": "给你说个秘密嘛,是我拿起他们手机法滴喔~", "target": "确定?哈哈~" }, { "source": "确定?哈哈~", "target": "铁一般的事实!" }, { "source": "铁一般的事实!", "target": "晓得我为撒子嫩个稀奇你老撒?包包舍不得用~~" }, { "source": "亲爱的…它是不是没营养吖…那么细…", "target": "哈哈没办法啊花随主人型啊我们半个月给他施一次肥" }, { "source": "还不分手?", "target": "终于看到一样的想法还以为真的是都想他们在一起吓死人还以为就我不想他们在一起" }, { "source": "祝什么祝,请帖必须有我!", "target": "你看这一说你就换一顿汕头免费吃了不划算么" }, { "source": "你看这一说你就换一顿汕头免费吃了不划算么", "target": "都要!不会让你跑了的" }, { "source": "多喝点温开水", "target": "喝的汗直流" }, { "source": "富婆。。这个不错哦", "target": "可是我现在是负婆" }, { "source": "可是我现在是负婆", "target": "鬼才信" }, { "source": "鬼才信", "target": "不信算啦,我还借了同学钱的,半年都还没有还" }, { "source": "我给你解开", "target": "心结就是你" }, { "source": "这个年龄真迷茫", "target": "就这一次迷茫了,结果把我悔的不行不行的" }, { "source": "连续好几个晚上,你喂她了吗?会不会是饿?", "target": "她一醒我就喂她!还是醒,接着跟你这扯着嗓子哭!你晚上哄她睡觉是吃奶哄吗?一般吃多久睡着,我这个能吃一个小时!" }, { "source": "她一醒我就喂她!还是醒,接着跟你这扯着嗓子哭!你晚上哄她睡觉是吃奶哄吗?一般吃多久睡着,我这个能吃一个小时!", "target": "有的时候吃奶哄,都是她困了给她吃,吃一会就睡着了。没吃过一个小时,都是二三十分钟吧,我觉得把两边吃差不多了就放下。有时候就直接抱着哄睡这个最累了" }, { "source": "有的时候吃奶哄,都是她困了给她吃,吃一会就睡着了。没吃过一个小时,都是二三十分钟吧,我觉得把两边吃差不多了就放下。有时候就直接抱着哄睡这个最累了", "target": "我都是吃奶喂着了,抱着喂着了,放下就醒!所以晚上从来不抱着哄,除非哭的厉害,我抱会儿在放下吃" }, { "source": "你不是睡了!!!", "target": "闭着眼睛听周围人打呼噜,睡不着" }, { "source": "闭着眼睛听周围人打呼噜,睡不着", "target": "哈哈哈,今夜无眠" }, { "source": "什么时候来昆明啊", "target": "昆明去过了吧" }, { "source": "昆明去过了吧", "target": "好像是很久以前吧" }, { "source": "默默的捡起一把狗粮", "target": "这不是狗粮" }, { "source": "哈哈'睡着就不怕了", "target": "完全睡不着阿" }, { "source": "完全睡不着阿", "target": "不怕不怕" }, { "source": "不怕不怕", "target": "太恐怖了" }, { "source": "太恐怖了", "target": "还闪呢" }, { "source": "还闪呢", "target": "我关了它亮第二次了阿!!" }, { "source": "这点人们都该睡了~我该吃饭了。。。", "target": "纳尼?难道你在上夜班吗姐?" }, { "source": "纳尼?难道你在上夜班吗姐?", "target": "对啊~刚刚忙完。一会还要去忙" }, { "source": "对啊~刚刚忙完。一会还要去忙", "target": "医院很忙吗姐?" }, { "source": "医院很忙吗姐?", "target": "最近很忙。上个月很清闲。" }, { "source": "好有爱啊姐姐", "target": "唉,我硬把她爹叫了回来,我自己会慌乱的" }, { "source": "唉,我硬把她爹叫了回来,我自己会慌乱的", "target": "姐姐有强大后盾,不怕" }, { "source": "午安", "target": "睡觉觉" }, { "source": "好幸福!!!!!!", "target": "哈哈还好" }, { "source": "哈哈还好", "target": "看来在那边待遇不错" }, { "source": "看来在那边待遇不错", "target": "我们班的都对我好" }, { "source": "一大早进山?", "target": "去烧香的,为了赶头柱香。" }, { "source": "哇咔咔哈哈哈李大药第一张动作简直啦", "target": "还有谁还有谁!!" }, { "source": "还有谁还有谁!!", "target": "妈呀笑岔气了要" }, { "source": "妈呀笑岔气了要", "target": "你也很美" }, { "source": "都在下雪看不一样的风景", "target": "感觉全世界都在下雪" }, { "source": "猪脑?我去,我还是出去吃烧烤吧。", "target": "人家吃点脑子补补,总是胸大无脑多不好" }, { "source": "喜欢脱衣有肉穿衣显瘦的。", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "但苹果像素真的高", "target": "233333" }, { "source": "我的爱", "target": "还可以..." }, { "source": "这个阅片系统为啥像我们公司作的", "target": "胸透的?" }, { "source": "胸透的?", "target": "就是这个在线阅片系统和看啥片子无关" }, { "source": "就是这个在线阅片系统和看啥片子无关", "target": "俺不晓得呀,我们这里医院用的应该是吧" }, { "source": "你怎么也去北京了?跟朋友一起吗", "target": "嗯,是呀!你也在北京!?" }, { "source": "嗯,是呀!你也在北京!?", "target": "没,去年12月去过那" }, { "source": "我在烟台好大的风", "target": "雪窝子" }, { "source": "肚子饿咋办", "target": "咬自己吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "好的呀,我4月下旬以后都有空的。我也要去看看牙齿。", "target": "你回的好快" }, { "source": "衣服好看啊", "target": "下次送你一套嘛" }, { "source": "下次送你一套嘛", "target": "你说的哦可以哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "好想看咒怨", "target": "看没看没??快找厅长陪你看去" }, { "source": "差友善,其他可以换,有换的朋友吗?", "target": "可以换" }, { "source": "我要跟你嗨", "target": "你先嗨先胖" }, { "source": "查实去边呢?阿静个ID查无此人的。。。", "target": "。。。我来了" }, { "source": "。。。我来了", "target": "有人报错名" }, { "source": "有人报错名", "target": "。。。误会" }, { "source": "曾经在三百多天断签的我不知道有补签这回事", "target": "我还比你好点知道有补签卡这个东东但是不知道用过后竟然还可以领!" }, { "source": "我问下油皮用啥洗面奶好!!我贼油吸油纸得用三张脸上才能没油", "target": "雪花秀" }, { "source": "雪花秀", "target": "好嘞" }, { "source": "你在哪寄过去会不会坏啊我没有保护的东西", "target": "它家有没有真空包装" }, { "source": "它家有没有真空包装", "target": "有那种透明的油布袋一袋一袋的" }, { "source": "有那种透明的油布袋一袋一袋的", "target": "会馊" }, { "source": "我怎么有一种被虐的感觉", "target": "我害怕我表白了被她拒绝" }, { "source": "我害怕我表白了被她拒绝", "target": "兄弟,不能怂,就是干" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "晚到的祝福,原谅你啦" }, { "source": "希望能偶遇白老师", "target": "见到也不知道哪个是我吧。。。" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "高冷之后笑的好甜" }, { "source": "在一线城市孤独和难过都是正常的,绝大部分人都这样,即使周围很多同学有时也会有这种感受~我都怀疑是不是人生就这样,一直与孤独为伴……加油咯", "target": "大部分异乡人都是如此,所以应该我们自己创造乐子" }, { "source": "大部分异乡人都是如此,所以应该我们自己创造乐子", "target": "回不去的叫故乡" }, { "source": "贼帅贼帅的小哥哥", "target": "贼帅" }, { "source": "这就是你今天说逛街时闻到的香水吗?", "target": "也未可知" }, { "source": "马甲要回来了么", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "没有", "target": "炼出来帮你介绍蓝朋友" }, { "source": "我初中同学的娃已经会打酱油了我小学同学的娃已经上小学了", "target": "你落后了" }, { "source": "你落后了", "target": "落后是啥" }, { "source": "落后是啥", "target": "人家都结婚生子了" }, { "source": "人家都结婚生子了", "target": "喵喵没有结婚吧?" }, { "source": "喵喵没有结婚吧?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "我以后会很开心", "target": "一样" }, { "source": "九零后早就秃了,谁还顾得上吃早饭...", "target": "我不会秃的!!!!!" }, { "source": "先生生日快乐!!!!", "target": "替他谢谢你" }, { "source": "替他谢谢你", "target": "六一生日这么好" }, { "source": "那个狂拽酷炫叼霸天的红的蝴蝶结呢?", "target": "我说我挑的你信么==" }, { "source": "我说我挑的你信么==", "target": "。。。我是信了。" }, { "source": "兔姐思春了…?", "target": "不觉得很有意思嘛" }, { "source": "读书读傻了呢", "target": "没读之前也挺傻" }, { "source": "没读之前也挺傻", "target": "那就精明点……这个年纪的男孩能做什么,懂什么??" }, { "source": "那就精明点……这个年纪的男孩能做什么,懂什么??", "target": "确切说,这里没指男的,知道你们都是没用的家伙" }, { "source": "确切说,这里没指男的,知道你们都是没用的家伙", "target": "不是爱情就好,现在的你真的不适合……友谊,是一辈子的,有一个人值得相信的人,不容易,和爱情无异" }, { "source": "不是爱情就好,现在的你真的不适合……友谊,是一辈子的,有一个人值得相信的人,不容易,和爱情无异", "target": "爱情也无妨,不信则刚" }, { "source": "爱情也无妨,不信则刚", "target": "都在一念之间,希望好好选择" }, { "source": "都在一念之间,希望好好选择", "target": "没有希望...顺其自然" }, { "source": "腊八快乐!", "target": "同乐" }, { "source": "在18年到来之前我一定要有一次五杀!", "target": "哈哈哈哈,如果咱俩打游戏,你4杀了,我必抢那最后一个人头" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,如果咱俩打游戏,你4杀了,我必抢那最后一个人头", "target": "过份了吧!" }, { "source": "换手机咯", "target": "早换啦,就是用这个客户端才看得出来,你关注点就是与众不同" }, { "source": "我想1月中旬去,从成都出发,但是不知道具体路线", "target": "就直接从茶店子坐车直接到县城,然后可以包个小车给你送到佛学院" }, { "source": "就直接从茶店子坐车直接到县城,然后可以包个小车给你送到佛学院", "target": "是报团划算还是这样划算?" }, { "source": "是报团划算还是这样划算?", "target": "看你自己,都差不多,自己去多花个住宿钱" }, { "source": "看你自己,都差不多,自己去多花个住宿钱", "target": "嗯嗯,谢谢。我打算1月中旬放了假再去。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,谢谢。我打算1月中旬放了假再去。", "target": "会冻死" }, { "source": "会冻死", "target": "哈哈哈,那就来年开春再去" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,那就来年开春再去", "target": "哈哈哈,也会冻死" }, { "source": "你这是去北极了吗", "target": "去远方~" }, { "source": "活该,你应该高补的。", "target": "来者何人!" }, { "source": "你大大方方亲他一口", "target": "太丑" }, { "source": "你确定她们是把偶像当作动力而不是一天到晚啥也不努力混吃等死做着嫁给爱豆的白日梦?另一方面如果谈恋爱买化妆品,那好歹是能丰富自己的经历或者变好看,不比追星有意义吗?", "target": "从没指望过爱豆可以认识我或者怎么样,他们使我们能够成为更好的我们" }, { "source": "从没指望过爱豆可以认识我或者怎么样,他们使我们能够成为更好的我们", "target": "你先转了本科再来说变好了吧" }, { "source": "你先转了本科再来说变好了吧", "target": "我不是本科吗?????????!!!!!!" }, { "source": "是不是特别青春阳光励志正能量!", "target": "你应该写10厘米!更励志!" }, { "source": "你应该写10厘米!更励志!", "target": "做人不能太贪心" }, { "source": "做人不能太贪心", "target": "那我比你不贪心,我只要再长三厘米就好" }, { "source": "迎难而上!", "target": "我尽力" }, { "source": "我尽力", "target": "加油!" }, { "source": "你高中就试过一次为什么不长记性", "target": "真的吗我高中没烫头发吧" }, { "source": "真的吗我高中没烫头发吧", "target": "哈哈,剪短了之后为跑去烫了个发尾那个是谁" }, { "source": "中秋不快乐口亨", "target": "不快乐也过去了" }, { "source": "不快乐也过去了", "target": "没过,每天都在你们家转盘不快乐" }, { "source": "没过,每天都在你们家转盘不快乐", "target": "我也就中了一秀二举三红,不快乐" }, { "source": "我也就中了一秀二举三红,不快乐", "target": "我天天都是中秋快乐为甚么" }, { "source": "我天天都是中秋快乐为甚么", "target": "不怪我我要跑路了" }, { "source": "想你了呀快回来相聚", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈等我回来" }, { "source": "我怎么没有", "target": "你回家呀,我不回家" }, { "source": "你回家呀,我不回家", "target": "明天列车停运" }, { "source": "明天列车停运", "target": "啊,你不是订了今天的吗?" }, { "source": "看三个广告牌睡在了别人怀里我挺不好意思的", "target": "意思是很无聊?" }, { "source": "分久必合泽哥挺住", "target": "我现在也相信了分久必合" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "怎么欺负你了" }, { "source": "怎么欺负你了", "target": "这还要我说?!" }, { "source": "哈哈,生日快乐啊", "target": "谢谢。" }, { "source": "我在看小说哈哈哈", "target": "啥子小说求推荐。我刚看完《生命不能承受之轻》" }, { "source": "啥子小说求推荐。我刚看完《生命不能承受之轻》", "target": "陆犯焉识刚刚看完" }, { "source": "陆犯焉识刚刚看完", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我刚吃完饭呦", "target": "我还饿这呢" }, { "source": "我还饿这呢", "target": "去吃饭呐" }, { "source": "头发好漂亮!!!", "target": "自己卷的!" }, { "source": "注意身份证号暴露了,抹掉", "target": "哎大家都这么说。。" }, { "source": "我要看成品", "target": "等出来了,第一时间给你看" }, { "source": "等出来了,第一时间给你看", "target": "好嘞" }, { "source": "我去试试,不过龙猫不能把水分多的东西吃多了,会拉肚子。。。", "target": "只给吃一点点~" }, { "source": "有自己艾特自己的么?生日快乐,恭喜发财。。", "target": "只剩自己了。" }, { "source": "你孩子的名字都取好了,叫巨款", "target": "孩子他爸呢?" }, { "source": "孩子他爸呢?", "target": "在你身后呢" }, { "source": "谁家的姑凉呀,这么漂亮", "target": "你家的" }, { "source": "你家的", "target": "快到碗里来" }, { "source": "快到碗里来", "target": "好。接着" }, { "source": "很红很甜给你32个赞= ̄ω ̄=", "target": "这都不是重点你爸妈怎么夸我的" }, { "source": "你这是开始旅游了", "target": "是呀哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "缺骂", "target": "低调!" }, { "source": "不赖不赖", "target": "还行还行" }, { "source": "骑多了腿粗", "target": "腿已经不能更粗" }, { "source": "为什么你们的毛都开了,只有我们装菜", "target": "快了!" }, { "source": "乞丐袜", "target": "很可怜不时尚" }, { "source": "很可怜不时尚", "target": "莫生气莫生气,算了算了..." }, { "source": "莫生气莫生气,算了算了...", "target": "没生气生啥气啊我" }, { "source": "没生气生啥气啊我", "target": "这是让你相信自己,你是最精致的" }, { "source": "这是让你相信自己,你是最精致的", "target": "好滴我相信你了可" }, { "source": "你晚上去逛逛夜市说不好会有启发哦~~", "target": "恩,你也帮我发掘发掘" }, { "source": "嗯哼嗯哼听说期末复习各种法和M5更配哦~", "target": "抢票去看演唱会吧" }, { "source": "馒头你咋能这么好看好气哦", "target": "这完全不是重点撒" }, { "source": "这完全不是重点撒", "target": "真的很好看啊" }, { "source": "返程了吗", "target": "还没有姐,后天返程" }, { "source": "还没有姐,后天返程", "target": "假期还是挺长的" }, { "source": "假期还是挺长的", "target": "很短了,才十来天,心里也不好受" }, { "source": "唯美", "target": "成真更好" }, { "source": "你可以开飞机吗", "target": "可以呀哈哈哈" }, { "source": "终于看到了感恩戴德", "target": "受了冤枉" }, { "source": "受了冤枉", "target": "沉冤得雪" }, { "source": "回日照了?在大学城?", "target": "嗯回来了" }, { "source": "毕业快乐!", "target": "你是不是也快啦" }, { "source": "碧缇福美牙仪了解一下", "target": "不用谢谢我朋友圈很多我都屏蔽了" }, { "source": "mx4怎么样", "target": "还不错。" }, { "source": "我有姐姐养我", "target": "叫你姐姐也养我吧,感觉你姐姐好伟大的样子" }, { "source": "叫你姐姐也养我吧,感觉你姐姐好伟大的样子", "target": "对啊对啊我姐姐叫吖占" }, { "source": "对啊对啊我姐姐叫吖占", "target": "好熟悉的名字。。。" }, { "source": "四月份准备去黄山", "target": "欢迎啊" }, { "source": "路还长,要快乐。", "target": "你乐我就乐。" }, { "source": "来吧英雄", "target": "看起来很怂" }, { "source": "看起来很怂", "target": "那就叫香蕉吧" }, { "source": "我是坐办公室!", "target": "过几天就去上班了我。。。晚上班,工作到23:30。怎么破?" }, { "source": "过几天就去上班了我。。。晚上班,工作到23:30。怎么破?", "target": "你干嘛啊?" }, { "source": "今晚走西洋范儿!红丝绒蛋糕伺候", "target": "红丝绒蛋糕,好洋气的名字,第一次听说一定很好吃" }, { "source": "戴着牙箍也这么好看啊", "target": "是呀,人美脸超小" }, { "source": "非诚勿扰吗?", "target": "你怎么就知道非诚勿扰,这样可不行" }, { "source": "美呆新年快乐新的一年顺利、平安、健康", "target": "新年快乐,家人健康,万事如意" }, { "source": "你怎么去哪个公司都得“送走”一批人呢?是他们太重感情了吧,就该先灭了你,那他们的江山就都坐稳了", "target": "我人缘好,没办法。" }, { "source": "奶奶的又停水!", "target": "啊?还没来水吗?" }, { "source": "啊?还没来水吗?", "target": "一看就知道出去浪了" }, { "source": "一看就知道出去浪了", "target": "回家了" }, { "source": "回家了", "target": "你背叛了我" }, { "source": "你背叛了我", "target": "对不起," }, { "source": "对不起,", "target": "如果道歉有用,那还要停水通知干什么" }, { "source": "调情哟", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "谁给你的勇气?", "target": "我大哥" }, { "source": "我大哥", "target": "富豪吗?" }, { "source": "富豪吗?", "target": "不存钱" }, { "source": "我怀念的林俊杰梦想的声音挨个来一遍", "target": "有胆量,在下佩服" }, { "source": "你们上一段感情因为什么结束的?", "target": "莫名其妙分手……" }, { "source": "海报上蓝衣服的人位置不错", "target": "哎哟喂" }, { "source": "雪地棉还没有晒", "target": "放暖气下面烤烤" }, { "source": "放暖气下面烤烤", "target": "你去阳台拿顺便把我的拿进来" }, { "source": "你去阳台拿顺便把我的拿进来", "target": "怪冷,不去" }, { "source": "我是小弟娃大哥以后要把握罩到起哦", "target": "没问题。杰娃子!!!!" }, { "source": "没问题。杰娃子!!!!", "target": "不要喊我小名" }, { "source": "本哆拉哆拉哆拉保佑你明天50!!", "target": "50老师也会给过,不过我肯定不止六十分" }, { "source": "50老师也会给过,不过我肯定不止六十分", "target": "垃圾老师五十分都给你过不负责。!我要检举" }, { "source": "垃圾老师五十分都给你过不负责。!我要检举", "target": "六十分稳过~" }, { "source": "。。。白嘟吓坏我了。。。还不错,我的还没更", "target": "略虐" }, { "source": "略虐", "target": "而且。。。我一直坚定的认为俩受没结果。。。" }, { "source": "而且。。。我一直坚定的认为俩受没结果。。。", "target": "嘟嘟在白白面前是攻" }, { "source": "嘟嘟在白白面前是攻", "target": "。。。呃,,,说好的伯贤185总攻呢。。。" }, { "source": "。。。呃,,,说好的伯贤185总攻呢。。。", "target": "不可能" }, { "source": "感觉唐安琪身上肯定有泼了什么东西,不然不可能一下就把人烧成这样", "target": "你看" }, { "source": "你不上课吗?", "target": "逃课去的,我们现在一天只有一节课!" }, { "source": "逃课去的,我们现在一天只有一节课!", "target": "这不科学!" }, { "source": "这不科学!", "target": "麻痺的发错表情了" }, { "source": "表白每天的易烊千玺", "target": "一个人的对话" }, { "source": "又见面了~", "target": "请问下面那张原图是在哪里找的呀?我看到过但现在怎么也找不到了" }, { "source": "请问下面那张原图是在哪里找的呀?我看到过但现在怎么也找不到了", "target": "Ins有" }, { "source": "Ins有", "target": "好的,谢谢" }, { "source": "今天刚看完致青春`很赞~~", "target": "怎么才看啊没去电影院支持啊" }, { "source": "睡你", "target": "给道德沦丧的你们点个赞" }, { "source": "当年只为在人群中偷看了你一眼,我失去了考上清华的权利----教育局最终取消了我高考的成绩。", "target": "谁让我向我抄" }, { "source": "做什么客?苹果桑你的店里有华夫饼吗?", "target": "去四川找王总玩耍这个必须有" }, { "source": "幼稚滴好啊!天真可爱", "target": "你那么想幼稚,你当吧我当大人" }, { "source": "我是你的外卖我马上到!", "target": "发指!!!" }, { "source": "发指!!!", "target": "不悔姐息怒" }, { "source": "如果你和他分了我再回来重新追你好吗。", "target": "不了回不去了" }, { "source": "你是女汉子", "target": "我能抱起我将来的女人就行,希望她不要太重" }, { "source": "我能抱起我将来的女人就行,希望她不要太重", "target": "哈哈哈不会的不会的我猜的。。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈不会的不会的我猜的。。。。", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,没准!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,没准!!!", "target": "别怕你身体好" }, { "source": "别怕你身体好", "target": "我努力" }, { "source": "你梦游了", "target": "可能是" }, { "source": "晚上10点去不用排队..", "target": "中午我就想吃!" }, { "source": "狭路相逢......下一句是?", "target": "勇者胜" }, { "source": "别人家的女朋友", "target": "羡慕吧,嫉妒吧,哼" }, { "source": "我一直嘀咕:这臭丫头快走开啊", "target": "你内心戏一定不是这样的一定是专注的少女好动人然后不自觉的按下了快门" }, { "source": "你内心戏一定不是这样的一定是专注的少女好动人然后不自觉的按下了快门", "target": "我怕你跪舔上去不好看" }, { "source": "我上次看还说是没解封印的白羊所以还是冷淡的,一旦解了封印。。。。。。", "target": "一发不可收拾吗" }, { "source": "我的乖", "target": "王半城,王半城" }, { "source": "看不懂,舒肤佳不是万能的吗", "target": "舒肤佳不能洗脸的" }, { "source": "期待!!有人说关晓彤不漂亮我二话没说直接掏钱给他买了只导盲犬", "target": "你最厉害" }, { "source": "易烊千玺太可爱了", "target": "好棒" }, { "source": "近期调整心情,多番修改", "target": "看来你不是一个没有故事的女同学!!!清明回家吗?" }, { "source": "你真的是机器人吗", "target": "你猜嘛" }, { "source": "你这是吃辣椒吧!!", "target": "酸酸甜甜一丁点辣" }, { "source": "妳瘦了吗?", "target": "没瘦" }, { "source": "??????你的人生才开始。你还会有一万个男朋友???", "target": "夸张了………也就百把个吧" }, { "source": "夸张了………也就百把个吧", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈去大学里找易烊千玺吧" }, { "source": "你又换手机了", "target": "换手机壳了" }, { "source": "明天是我生日,太残忍了。", "target": "我也是明天生日" }, { "source": "做人怎么可以这么虚伪虽然鹿晗是新人鹿晗把你撕了但是你也不能这样对他如果跑男这个团队也不过如此的话我觉得没有这个团队没有这个节目也无所谓从这件事上我没有看出一点跑男的精神", "target": "我想问一下,那个,鹿晗,真的长得帅,吗?我为什么一点都不觉得?" }, { "source": "我想问一下,那个,鹿晗,真的长得帅,吗?我为什么一点都不觉得?", "target": "这与帅与不帅没有任何关系只是我觉得不管是新人还是老人一起参加了这个节目那就是一种缘分只是个游戏没有必要为了谁赢谁输就大发雷霆" }, { "source": "这与帅与不帅没有任何关系只是我觉得不管是新人还是老人一起参加了这个节目那就是一种缘分只是个游戏没有必要为了谁赢谁输就大发雷霆", "target": "哦,,额,,,。" }, { "source": "最近忙什么呢?都木有见你啥动态", "target": "前一段时间准备考试,这一星期都在玩儿~" }, { "source": "其他花色还有没有啊我室友想看下其他", "target": "看到没有呀?" }, { "source": "快乐~我爱你!", "target": "我也爱你~" }, { "source": "想吐。饿的不会消化了", "target": "有针或者药能顶吗?" }, { "source": "有针或者药能顶吗?", "target": "吃了,就是饿太久了、吃的不消化" }, { "source": "吃了,就是饿太久了、吃的不消化", "target": "好吧,睡觉是个避免难受的好方法" }, { "source": "小点,我昨天有去工作室,在外面看到带包装的这个雕像。", "target": "工作室地址在哪里呀谢谢在线等啊" }, { "source": "工作室地址在哪里呀谢谢在线等啊", "target": "在798那边,你在大众点评搜一下丁小点工作室就能找到,我也是找的那个,哈哈,地方挺好找的" }, { "source": "哦对了我至今没吃过榴莲臭豆腐这类味道浓烈的食物但是我是一个坚强的人", "target": "臭豆腐好吃!!!!!!" }, { "source": "丑丑", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "恩,成考,要多下点功夫啊!", "target": "是的自考才是最难的" }, { "source": "是的自考才是最难的", "target": "嗯嗯,好好搞··" }, { "source": "我知道你太辛苦了!坚强!男子汉不能输!", "target": "好的兄弟!你也是!兄弟!" }, { "source": "好的兄弟!你也是!兄弟!", "target": "我找到合适的工作会去看你的!" }, { "source": "我找到合适的工作会去看你的!", "target": "我们可能会在抚顺相遇我争取" }, { "source": "戴口罩还美颜,不要脸", "target": "所以您买到口罩了么?" }, { "source": "这样的裙长真的让人很尴尬,刚好露出小腿最粗的地方", "target": "鱼尾半裙这个长度是最经典优雅了" }, { "source": "楼主挺住,骂的一点都不难听,甚至有点萌", "target": "哇,老铁你很有眼光" }, { "source": "胸大活儿好不黏人。", "target": "哈哈你果然说出了真理" }, { "source": "你这是把狗带到住的那里了?", "target": "没有以前在家拍的" }, { "source": "半夜唱歌小心被举报~", "target": "没唱呢" }, { "source": "听说,自私的人螺纹都是反着穿", "target": "心痛你,那么大年纪了还没用过" }, { "source": "没有淋漓地自己做出尝试就假装机智地退却", "target": "说的好" }, { "source": "我忘了今天18号喃,", "target": "明天才是个好日子哦!" }, { "source": "明天才是个好日子哦!", "target": "19号?什么日子?你要结婚了?都木有请我喃?" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊", "target": "多谢啊有空回来看看北门又变了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "早起床上班了", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "万恶的礼拜一根本没休息够" }, { "source": "万恶的礼拜一根本没休息够", "target": "各种的困~~~" }, { "source": "各种的困~~~", "target": "我打了一路的哈欠" }, { "source": "我打了一路的哈欠", "target": "我也是~" }, { "source": "我从没有蛀过牙啊,难道蛀的看不出来?", "target": "反正你去看看位看看不用付钱那家店很好的" }, { "source": "反正你去看看位看看不用付钱那家店很好的", "target": "好的。等我放假了,几点关门啊那里" }, { "source": "好的。等我放假了,几点关门啊那里", "target": "天天开门上午八点开门下午五点关门中午有休息" }, { "source": "从书堂到饭堂的距离", "target": "那么晚应该去寝室!" }, { "source": "那么晚应该去寝室!", "target": "原谅我满眼都是食物" }, { "source": "原谅我满眼都是食物", "target": "满眼都是新生" }, { "source": "怀念以前看他打球。", "target": "确实太怀念了" }, { "source": "帅气的人分分钟驾驭", "target": "不要这么直接的夸我我会骄傲的" }, { "source": "不要这么直接的夸我我会骄傲的", "target": "真不要脸" }, { "source": "你这智商,我就不多说了", "target": "你的脑子没长好可能,她是骂河南的,不然这一楼都骂她干嘛?你真是猪" }, { "source": "热都热死了哥哥", "target": "你还别说我就喜欢这么热的天气" }, { "source": "你还别说我就喜欢这么热的天气", "target": "一步一斤汗" }, { "source": "一步一斤汗", "target": "减肥的时候也是出汗的" }, { "source": "我也想生个女儿", "target": "你努力" }, { "source": "心老人不老", "target": "是人老心不老" }, { "source": "语录攒攒出书吧", "target": "吾欲更衣" }, { "source": "吾欲更衣", "target": "更衣有好几种意思呢" }, { "source": "更衣有好几种意思呢", "target": "我说的是那种" }, { "source": "我说的是那种", "target": "那我懂了" }, { "source": "来唱瓜", "target": "你考完啦~" }, { "source": "你考完啦~", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "那可以~哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这姑娘好美", "target": "这是你学妹北区的" }, { "source": "一身蓝色牛仔尽显活力,在外媒无修下也能这么帅气.少年的朝气", "target": "颜值很能打了" }, { "source": "小哥也穿过红色西装,他自己也可以炒一盘哈哈", "target": "不造放不放葱" }, { "source": "你的手机近视了吗?", "target": "不,高度散光而已" }, { "source": "你不是不喜欢狗嘛", "target": "觉得也有一种陪伴吧" }, { "source": "你也开始减肥了?", "target": "对啊我弟都敢说我超重20斤了" }, { "source": "对啊我弟都敢说我超重20斤了", "target": "祝你成功啊" }, { "source": "好歹人家还能遇到男的……读了研就再没谈过的人真是欲哭无泪", "target": "你们学校可是和尚学校啊" }, { "source": "你们果然在一起了。祝你们幸福。", "target": "内心是忐忑的" }, { "source": "内心是忐忑的", "target": "勇敢点,总是要走出第一步的。不疼的。" }, { "source": "本来还想问要不要一起的,看来不用问了……", "target": "厄……" }, { "source": "厄……", "target": "你们几时去,先去的话当白老鼠哦。" }, { "source": "你们几时去,先去的话当白老鼠哦。", "target": "其实要不一起去咯,蚊子觉得捏?" }, { "source": "烫个发开始", "target": "太短不敢" }, { "source": "我想领养", "target": "可以啊,不过好多人想领养呢,到时候随缘吧。" }, { "source": "可以啊,不过好多人想领养呢,到时候随缘吧。", "target": "你在哪里。离的近我过来" }, { "source": "苹果系统和其他的不兼容,最讨厌的事,", "target": "和啥不兼容啊。" }, { "source": "和啥不兼容啊。", "target": "蓝牙都不能和别的设备连接,好麻烦" }, { "source": "好漂亮~小兔的花能养几天呢?我的鲜花总是很快就蔫儿了,换水也不管用……", "target": "冬天半个多月,夏天一周。" }, { "source": "冬天半个多月,夏天一周。", "target": "我的从来没坚持过一周" }, { "source": "七夕不是已经过了吗", "target": "呵呵、是吧?我搞错了,不好意思" }, { "source": "吻手的动作很好看,还有自带深情眼", "target": "是的。眉目含情" }, { "source": "哇塞,你要来吗", "target": "我!偏!不!" }, { "source": "我!偏!不!", "target": "我还不要嘞" }, { "source": "我还不要嘞", "target": "你求我都不给" }, { "source": "你求我都不给", "target": "本来就没求你啦哈哈" }, { "source": "莫非M版也想换Q50了~", "target": "根本买不起!" }, { "source": "五月结婚的飘过~", "target": "啧啧、这是打算邀请我喽" }, { "source": "啧啧、这是打算邀请我喽", "target": "让你沾个喜气~" }, { "source": "让你沾个喜气~", "target": "那我要请帖、" }, { "source": "那我要请帖、", "target": "电子版现在就能给你~" }, { "source": "清纯妹哦~~~", "target": "真的假的?" }, { "source": "真的假的?", "target": "真的啊~马上感觉清纯好多了~~~~~" }, { "source": "真的啊~马上感觉清纯好多了~~~~~", "target": "哈哈,懂欣赏的人太少了。是可以接受的吧?" }, { "source": "哈哈,懂欣赏的人太少了。是可以接受的吧?", "target": "可以啊~偶尔转转形象也行啊~" }, { "source": "可以啊~偶尔转转形象也行啊~", "target": "是啊,我也觉得是这样的,没有让世人吐就行,哈哈" }, { "source": "你确实胖了很多。", "target": "我现在140多啦,以前的衣服都穿不了了!" }, { "source": "我现在140多啦,以前的衣服都穿不了了!", "target": "呵呵。赶快减肥。" }, { "source": "呵呵。赶快减肥。", "target": "减肥太老火了,我又不能饿" }, { "source": "减肥太老火了,我又不能饿", "target": "想着为了美" }, { "source": "想着为了美", "target": "哈哈哈!哎,顺其自然好了!" }, { "source": "男神男神我比你", "target": "是我爱你" }, { "source": "大暑吃大红薯", "target": "突然笑死哈哈哈" }, { "source": "看到你的回复,我…笑了", "target": "事实上情况就是这样的" }, { "source": "事实上情况就是这样的", "target": "你暴露了你的底牌" }, { "source": "你暴露了你的底牌", "target": "我比较诚实" }, { "source": "最讨厌官博又告诉我可以买衣服了", "target": "有了我就可以不那么贵了" }, { "source": "脚能着地吗", "target": "腿短我骄傲了吗?" }, { "source": "求携带", "target": "你带我拉!" }, { "source": "怎么还不睡啊,不是说喝多了,容易睡么。。。你们俩,哎真是,何必呢,现在觉得你最惨了", "target": "对啊,惨点才有记性。才能铭记于心,该还的总会还。" }, { "source": "哇!手表不错!", "target": "亲,请抓住重点" }, { "source": "亲,请抓住重点", "target": "鞋子还行吧" }, { "source": "你们说,我帅还是毛不易帅!!!捂着你的胸口说!", "target": "抱紧我。" }, { "source": "抱紧我。", "target": "抱不住,太胖了。" }, { "source": "抱不住,太胖了。", "target": "走开" }, { "source": "走开", "target": "来我怀里。" }, { "source": "你这头像是个什??!!", "target": "头像是因为温州杀医事件换的。。。" }, { "source": "今天阳光明媚,可是风吹得真的很冷。。。。。", "target": "我在上海都被风吹傻了,刮脸上呼呼的,特不舒服" }, { "source": "我在上海都被风吹傻了,刮脸上呼呼的,特不舒服", "target": "今早据说最低温度有零下五度,不过,偶穿的厚厚,也没怎么在外面走,木感觉" }, { "source": "重庆会欢迎您的", "target": "重庆最爱我" }, { "source": "重庆最爱我", "target": "恭喜恭喜我也有个同学去重邮" }, { "source": "赞我上热评,赞我的16年发财,回复我的16年天降横财", "target": "我也想发财" }, { "source": "我超喜欢贡茶的抹茶芝士", "target": "下次尝尝" }, { "source": "之前报过名,错过考试时间了。现在怎么补考?", "target": "留意补考通知。下次不要错过哦" }, { "source": "那你现在来我宿舍吧~~~~", "target": "你亲自爆给我看?" }, { "source": "为什么都戴口罩", "target": "因为丑" }, { "source": "有证的人飘过", "target": ".....莫得瑟莫得瑟,我也快了~" }, { "source": "我的生活就是甩肉甩肉", "target": "真的很佩服可以瘦下来的人" }, { "source": "苹果花广西能种吗", "target": "比其他常绿铁怕热,难。而且你们这里冬天估计太暖和了" }, { "source": "比其他常绿铁怕热,难。而且你们这里冬天估计太暖和了", "target": "是啊,现在还剩十多颗,今年搭了玻璃棚,夏天没死" }, { "source": "啊两年不见", "target": "是不是感觉很快" }, { "source": "谢谢你", "target": "是我该谢谢你们" }, { "source": "祝你什么都中不了。我住院那么多天都不见你问候一声。不理你了。", "target": "干...我不是问了你什么病啊。你自己又不说,我本来就没想中什么" }, { "source": "干...我不是问了你什么病啊。你自己又不说,我本来就没想中什么", "target": "你就吹,你不想中?你不是想换手机吗?" }, { "source": "你就吹,你不想中?你不是想换手机吗?", "target": "无聊没事做乱点" }, { "source": "无聊没事做乱点", "target": "那你慢慢点吧" }, { "source": "刚才,问他“我这次是真的失去你了吗?”“恩。”“没有一点馀地了啊?”“没有。”看着他逆着灯光离开,看不清他怎么离开的,但记得他曾经怎么朝我走来的", "target": "前几天我做了天大的错事问了同样的话可是他很爱我我也很爱他过了两天我就缠着他然后认错又继续缠了几天天天两个哭着打电话说那件事我们多伤心什么的终于和好了祝你也能和好" }, { "source": "前几天我做了天大的错事问了同样的话可是他很爱我我也很爱他过了两天我就缠着他然后认错又继续缠了几天天天两个哭着打电话说那件事我们多伤心什么的终于和好了祝你也能和好", "target": "我也做错了事,可是他一次机会也不给我,我放下姿态去求和,他还是义无反顾的走了" }, { "source": "==你还在跟动画啊亲漫画都放到十尾快出来了。。。", "target": "对啊。。我从以前就没看漫画呐~~" }, { "source": "对啊。。我从以前就没看漫画呐~~", "target": "动画不好看==经常扯些番外篇" }, { "source": "你比我执着啊……天天赞", "target": "天天刷看到了就赞一下,表示对你坚持的支持" }, { "source": "天天刷看到了就赞一下,表示对你坚持的支持", "target": "好样的" }, { "source": "安徽淮北有要开店吗?", "target": "谢谢您的支持,如有最新拓店消息小编会进行告知。" }, { "source": "谢谢您的支持,如有最新拓店消息小编会进行告知。", "target": "看到有入驻信息,还以为真的要开了" }, { "source": "你想找人了解你是不是?", "target": "找你啊找你啊偏偏你也没心听" }, { "source": "找你啊找你啊偏偏你也没心听", "target": "我哪里没心啊" }, { "source": "我哪里没心啊", "target": "自己看着办" }, { "source": "切记不要隔着屏幕对别人产生好感", "target": "产生了,怎么办" }, { "source": "岁月为啥对他们那么好!公主小妹我真的看了很多很多遍,我喜欢南风瑾", "target": "我最爱那个衬衣的那个" }, { "source": "拜托,请你别用你这狗狗的图说那么煽情的话。整的我不知感动还是气愤。", "target": "这狗就是丑丑" }, { "source": "向往贵族的生活", "target": "开学还要见到我吗" }, { "source": "有我衰嘛,我还在学校一个人", "target": "你怎么不回家的是不是没买到票" }, { "source": "你怎么不回家的是不是没买到票", "target": "不,是我压根就没想过回去,或者是说,我压根就不知道该回哪个家," }, { "source": "不,是我压根就没想过回去,或者是说,我压根就不知道该回哪个家,", "target": "好纠结的孩子。。你可以出去玩呀" }, { "source": "好纠结的孩子。。你可以出去玩呀", "target": "我一个人出去啊,方子去潍坊了,宿舍里都回家了,关键是,我不想出去,在宿舍多好哇," }, { "source": "我一个人出去啊,方子去潍坊了,宿舍里都回家了,关键是,我不想出去,在宿舍多好哇,", "target": "我就一直想出去玩,但就没实践过,总结起来就是懒啊" }, { "source": "我就一直想出去玩,但就没实践过,总结起来就是懒啊", "target": "还有没人陪吧" }, { "source": "还有没人陪吧", "target": "是,还有一条,想去远点的地方,还缺钱" }, { "source": "是,还有一条,想去远点的地方,还缺钱", "target": "这不算,你可以穷游" }, { "source": "这不算,你可以穷游", "target": "现在社会好危险,虽然我长的很安全,到还是有点不放心啊" }, { "source": "现在社会好危险,虽然我长的很安全,到还是有点不放心啊", "target": "额,你不放心他们,还是不放心你呢" }, { "source": "打了鸡血了,这么多能量,全用在翻身了?", "target": "小时候喝了蛇血,所以睡觉会扭来扭去的。哈哈" }, { "source": "小时候喝了蛇血,所以睡觉会扭来扭去的。哈哈", "target": "你彪悍……" }, { "source": "你彪悍……", "target": "被我哥骗,说是好喝的,甜的,就屁颠屁颠地喝了。" }, { "source": "麦大厨不愧", "target": "最喜欢叫我麦大厨" }, { "source": "最喜欢叫我麦大厨", "target": "怎么样这称号不错吧" }, { "source": "怎么样这称号不错吧", "target": "超级适合我,简直是量身定做的一样。" }, { "source": "有男友啦?", "target": "嗯,你反应好慢哦" }, { "source": "送快递的会恨你的", "target": "矮油,才40多KG,京东自营快递没啥啦,本来想自取的,但我刚好有免运费卷,全部用上正好" }, { "source": "矮油,才40多KG,京东自营快递没啥啦,本来想自取的,但我刚好有免运费卷,全部用上正好", "target": "京东应该会把你拉黑" }, { "source": "你又出远门了", "target": "心灵上路" }, { "source": "心灵上路", "target": "我晚上灵魂出窍去陪你吧" }, { "source": "我晚上灵魂出窍去陪你吧", "target": "那你灵魂的速度得快点我等着你" }, { "source": "今天也要亲亲噢", "target": "当然啦" }, { "source": "它说:春天来了,我要换套衣服了", "target": "春天走了,夏天来了呢" }, { "source": "帮我攒人品吧……我要考试了", "target": "肯定木问题啊" }, { "source": "肯定木问题啊", "target": "回去请吃饭啊!" }, { "source": "快递??。。。川普,出来收快递了~", "target": "同意是快递" }, { "source": "兔子秋膘", "target": "贴膘好过冬呀~" }, { "source": "伊藤润二的感脚", "target": "十分惊悚" }, { "source": "昨天刚休息", "target": "这种事就不用说出来扎我的心了" }, { "source": "我竟然忘了今天是冬至!要吃饺子啊!", "target": "我在潮汕出差,几乎整个城市没有饺子……饺子……子……" }, { "source": "昏倒啦才结婚", "target": "你认识周杰伦不?" }, { "source": "你认识周杰伦不?", "target": "认识,大帅锅大明星!" }, { "source": "认识,大帅锅大明星!", "target": "周杰伦要结婚了,我表示很难过啊怎么办" }, { "source": "周杰伦要结婚了,我表示很难过啊怎么办", "target": "谢天谢地" }, { "source": "小机灵鬼应该凶他们一下", "target": "小机灵鬼很温柔,不能凶别人" }, { "source": "小机灵鬼很温柔,不能凶别人", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "暴富来说嫁个有钱人是捷径", "target": "为什么要嫁人" }, { "source": "为什么要嫁人", "target": "暴富" }, { "source": "运动个肺有毛用", "target": "科学验证,运动个屁,我刚刚6楼上下两次,差点没爬上来" }, { "source": "你定的这个位,不正是途径楚雯家的路线么?", "target": "对的哦" }, { "source": "好好享受这一路。注意安全。平安又美丽滴回来呦。", "target": "美丽没希望了但一定平安回来" }, { "source": "美丽没希望了但一定平安回来", "target": "哈哈。我就知道。" }, { "source": "请问一下手机壳购买的截止时间是什么时候?", "target": "13号吧" }, { "source": "我的偶像是丁小墓", "target": "我的偶像是厉贺源!" }, { "source": "我的偶像是厉贺源!", "target": "你的护球像厉贺源" }, { "source": "你的护球像厉贺源", "target": "他真是我足球偶像" }, { "source": "衣服显腿短,不过还小还有的长", "target": "我很好奇多大了还会长么" }, { "source": "我很好奇多大了还会长么", "target": "18呢还会长的" }, { "source": "18呢还会长的", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "超赞", "target": "特别给力" }, { "source": "加油啊摸摸头", "target": "会的会的" }, { "source": "会的会的", "target": "一直觉得恋爱长跑虽然累但美好的时候也很让人羡慕。" }, { "source": "开心去了么,下午见到你跟个女孩子一起。。着眼当下,别想太多就是。", "target": "木有想太多啦,只觉得天伦之乐以后怕越来越少。你在哪看到我啦?明明有一队人马啊哈哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "木有想太多啦,只觉得天伦之乐以后怕越来越少。你在哪看到我啦?明明有一队人马啊哈哈哈哈。", "target": "小区入门处,可能你俩走前头或者后头了吧。天伦之乐,我等都享受不到你就美吧。" }, { "source": "小区入门处,可能你俩走前头或者后头了吧。天伦之乐,我等都享受不到你就美吧。", "target": "天伦之乐是眼下最要好好享受的啊哭!毫无疑问跟父母一起疯疯傻傻的日子以后不会那么多~~~多回去看看爹娘哈。对哦,忘了咱俩住那么近,我怎么从来没见过你。" }, { "source": "我也想瘦到90哭唧唧", "target": "加油!你可以!" }, { "source": "为了贝贝酱的减肥任务,我们大家都帮你多吃几口啊!", "target": "不爱你们勒" }, { "source": "我想知道热水机啥样的,到底有多好用", "target": "我也想知道唉,到底是啥饮水机" }, { "source": "变河豚的话一生气就会好胖好胖!!", "target": "胖了看起来壮啊!那就没人惹了啊" }, { "source": "高铁好贵", "target": "才475" }, { "source": "才475", "target": "好贵我回家才259火车" }, { "source": "好贵我回家才259火车", "target": "你都是飞机你别以为我不知道" }, { "source": "你都是飞机你别以为我不知道", "target": "我回家从不飞机" }, { "source": "我回家从不飞机", "target": "你坐的哪趟高铁" }, { "source": "你坐的哪趟高铁", "target": "z50" }, { "source": "z50", "target": "专列。。这票不好买吧你买好了吗" }, { "source": "来一杯", "target": "来啊" }, { "source": "来啊", "target": "我的天,我最怕热的地方" }, { "source": "估计表弟再也不敢偷我冰箱里的好东西吃了", "target": "他吃了嘛" }, { "source": "有钱y。家里有游泳池。", "target": "==。那是给鱼游泳的。" }, { "source": "==。那是给鱼游泳的。", "target": "可以把鱼捞出来。人进去泡泡。" }, { "source": "可以把鱼捞出来。人进去泡泡。", "target": "以后我带儿子回娘家时就放他进去泡" }, { "source": "以后我带儿子回娘家时就放他进去泡", "target": "==里面养食人鱼吗?" }, { "source": "都什么年代了那群人三观还停留在解放前", "target": "同感啊怎么打扮都是自己开心" }, { "source": "我是举世好公民。。。你说的我不懂。。", "target": "你晚上睡觉吗?" }, { "source": "你晚上睡觉吗?", "target": "我全年无休的" }, { "source": "我全年无休的", "target": "你爱吃零食不?" }, { "source": "你爱吃零食不?", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "我也想", "target": "想吃吃不到!" }, { "source": "想吃吃不到!", "target": "想吃谁吃不到?" }, { "source": "上班了啊在哪家银行呢?", "target": "建行" }, { "source": "建行", "target": "哎哟不错哟" }, { "source": "你好日系哦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "欸,其实心里面全是锅吧学来的脏话,但是要文明,只能这样说了。" }, { "source": "又来发照片勾引我老公", "target": "妮妮呢,我的妮妮呢,我好想他" }, { "source": "妮妮呢,我的妮妮呢,我好想他", "target": "你的妮妮并没有关注你" }, { "source": "求打包…", "target": "请来星城~~" }, { "source": "请来星城~~", "target": "我现在你家附近…" }, { "source": "我现在你家附近…", "target": "回母校?" }, { "source": "回母校?", "target": "是的呢…一年后回去,发现变化好大!!" }, { "source": "M站有有声漫画肉很多哦", "target": "m站被删的差不多了,有一点肉渣的都被禁了,就剩下几话超级清水的" }, { "source": "复试了?", "target": "不是,还没有呢" }, { "source": "朋友圈已经刷遍了简直把我经历描写的淋漓尽致。再下也不才蛋饼也学了", "target": "所以也没有女朋友" }, { "source": "所以也没有女朋友", "target": "你吃橘子吗" }, { "source": "你吃橘子吗", "target": "站这别动,我去给你买" }, { "source": "才十几岁,我觉得自己犯了个特别大的错,有个特别喜欢的人", "target": "有特别喜欢的人也是一件特别幸福的事情呐" }, { "source": "我说你怎么没声音呢。原来在备战", "target": "说那么好听还备战这叫疲于应战⋯⋯" }, { "source": "数学同不好的飘过", "target": "没辙没辙的!丧气死了" }, { "source": "没辙没辙的!丧气死了", "target": "淡定啊妹纸~~~心浮是不行的啊~" }, { "source": "这位朋友你住哪", "target": "又看见天天了,在小区里,哈哈" }, { "source": "又看见天天了,在小区里,哈哈", "target": "。。。没照片才不信" }, { "source": "好丑!!!白菜你毁了", "target": "哪有嘛,我觉得挺好的" }, { "source": "饭卡不见发树洞求好心人吧", "target": "………其实我记得在宿舍.可是就是找不到" }, { "source": "………其实我记得在宿舍.可是就是找不到", "target": "当你不想找它的时候就会出现的~" }, { "source": "当你不想找它的时候就会出现的~", "target": "不吃饭了!!!!!!" }, { "source": "我做主让你去我家果园移一棵", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你不一直是忽瘦忽瘦忽瘦的嘛", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "啥时候结婚有对象了么有的话啥时候领来看看没有的话还不赶紧找一个我认识的谁谁家的小姑娘挺好,要不要见见", "target": "结婚了就是不一样!一套一套的,你是不是也开始帮别人物色了" }, { "source": "结婚了就是不一样!一套一套的,你是不是也开始帮别人物色了", "target": "倒是有人让我帮忙了,不过我可没兴趣" }, { "source": "搬到泡桐树街去了!现在已经扩散了,附近奎星楼街也可以,有家串串店巴适!", "target": "以前不是小清新一条街吗" }, { "source": "以前不是小清新一条街吗", "target": "拆了一半了!以后从宽巷子往北的小巷子都热闹!我们这边河边上地铁站修好了,就巴适了!" }, { "source": "喜闻乐见", "target": "小冰二代比一代多什么功能?" }, { "source": "羡慕?嫉妒?还是恨?", "target": "都有嘛" }, { "source": "哇…你头发长那么长啦~~~", "target": "对呀对呀" }, { "source": "对呀对呀", "target": "用什么的啊~~速长" }, { "source": "用什么的啊~~速长", "target": "没有啊这是自然长的呀纯天然无公害!" }, { "source": "没有啊这是自然长的呀纯天然无公害!", "target": "……我也要快快长~~~" }, { "source": "一路平安哦!", "target": "谢谢,你也一切顺利" }, { "source": "我说下雨呢吧!", "target": "我的心也在下雨、" }, { "source": "我的心也在下雨、", "target": "肿么了?" }, { "source": "肿么了?", "target": "唱歌去吧、" }, { "source": "唱歌去吧、", "target": "下雨呢!在家洗衣服" }, { "source": "下雨呢!在家洗衣服", "target": "矫情,我刚睡醒" }, { "source": "老奚节日快乐啦,劳动节你还在工作嘛", "target": "要好好休息啊" }, { "source": "超好看,就喜欢看你们秀恩爱", "target": "谢谢哈哈哈!!!" }, { "source": "谢谢哈哈哈!!!", "target": "激动激动激动" }, { "source": "能拍到!!毕竟我家逸伦那大长腿脑补垫着脚戴着帽子在那拍,", "target": "你家?" }, { "source": "你家?", "target": "哎呀,不要脸被你发现了" }, { "source": "只剩宝文理了没出,我慌啊", "target": "别慌!" }, { "source": "奶奶的,这边这电影排期少的可怜", "target": "下半个月片子多" }, { "source": "突然觉得那些蓄意伤害赵薇的人骂那些肮脏的语言,提及人家家人和孩子的人,这类人都是一类社会渣子,因为什么样的人才会把别人想象成什么样!多么可悲啊,这类社会渣子!人家再富有都是人家辛辛苦苦努力的结果,能耐的自己去成为人生赢家吧!别把自己的快乐建立在用嘴伤害别人的基础上,因为你不配!!", "target": "凡事都有因果,不是不报,时候未到." }, { "source": "没有人关心为什么会咬人吗", "target": "没人关心被咬的人嘛?" }, { "source": "我们为什么比你们累", "target": "我觉得要学好都累吧,不管文科理科" }, { "source": "我觉得要学好都累吧,不管文科理科", "target": "我说的是为什么比你们累不是说文科不累好不啦" }, { "source": "过超限的时候多个轴?", "target": "也许是" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,你在家写作业????", "target": "没有这回事怎么可能呢?我不写了。嗯。真的!" }, { "source": "终于可以换手机", "target": "穷的啊" }, { "source": "放假了", "target": "放了,你嘞" }, { "source": "恋爱了?", "target": "算是吧" }, { "source": "算是吧", "target": "不错不错" }, { "source": "看望小志。天气炎热,小志保重身体。", "target": "惭愧,总是没能去看您" }, { "source": "其实喜欢你的人有时也会改编你", "target": "这话我喜欢" }, { "source": "我刚刚也隐藏客户端惹", "target": "可以尽情的学我噢藏起来" }, { "source": "才华,你都说得出口", "target": "我就知道,你看上我肯定是因为我的颜值" }, { "source": "赶紧投入重庆大怀抱", "target": "给我找个工作先" }, { "source": "给我找个工作先", "target": "来科技馆" }, { "source": "来科技馆", "target": "月入好多" }, { "source": "月入好多", "target": "不要这么肤浅" }, { "source": "耳朵都要震坏了我也没学会", "target": "可能是震傻了" }, { "source": "你在哪里读书", "target": "广西" }, { "source": "广西", "target": "我八月要去广西哦" }, { "source": "我八月要去广西哦", "target": "哇,来啊来啊,欢迎" }, { "source": "在家有什么奇怪的", "target": "暑假之旅" }, { "source": "暑假之旅", "target": "年轻就是好啊" }, { "source": "年轻就是好啊", "target": "夏季炎热、注意避暑" }, { "source": "夏季炎热、注意避暑", "target": "看书午睡" }, { "source": "晚餐愉快", "target": "请给我来一箱水果。" }, { "source": "请给我来一箱水果。", "target": "猫吃鱼,不吃素" }, { "source": "猫吃鱼,不吃素", "target": "不,我爱吃素的。" }, { "source": "滑板少年太酷了吧", "target": "街舞少年也蛮酷" }, { "source": "生日快乐哟~", "target": "谢谢!!" }, { "source": "门把手是谁清理?", "target": "陈的可能性最大,其他人有什么必要清理把手?" }, { "source": "陈的可能性最大,其他人有什么必要清理把手?", "target": "陈为什么清理?" }, { "source": "陈为什么清理?", "target": "抹掉痕迹吧,你觉得是谁清理的,为什么清理?" }, { "source": "抹掉痕迹吧,你觉得是谁清理的,为什么清理?", "target": "为什么要擦掉?我不知道是谁清理啊。" }, { "source": "真羡慕你有一个不但美而且陪你吃的舍友", "target": "会说话啊下次加入我们" }, { "source": "好美的塔塔,好想去一盘", "target": "来必须来的地方" }, { "source": "喝西瓜汁吗?", "target": "能再来分瓜子吗?" }, { "source": "能再来分瓜子吗?", "target": "诛你九族哦" }, { "source": "诛你九族哦", "target": "目测我家现在连不起来九族" }, { "source": "孙燕姿", "target": "我等的人,他在多远的未来" }, { "source": "马上十一放假了,可以回家啦", "target": "在去买东西的路上~" }, { "source": "这棵树是我做的…", "target": "真的假的?!" }, { "source": "我都每晚玩一局,每局都赢", "target": "晓晓,你去练补兵吧。。看到你的德玛补兵数,我真心蛋疼了" }, { "source": "有没有聋药", "target": "王者有聋药" }, { "source": "王者有聋药", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好的" }, { "source": "人家都不回你,早安,12月。", "target": "这是我同事,她人工面对面回了~" }, { "source": "脸上肉多了不少。", "target": "哎就是胖的" }, { "source": "要追求新对象嘛", "target": "好吧,看在追求的份上原谅你吧。" }, { "source": "99有宝宝啦。", "target": "是个小弟弟哦" }, { "source": "是个小弟弟哦", "target": "哇。一家男娃。大钱,豌豆,天天" }, { "source": "哇。一家男娃。大钱,豌豆,天天", "target": "葫芦娃" }, { "source": "你这种顶级脑瘫活该穷", "target": "是的,活该" }, { "source": "仔细想想,我觉得你最喜欢的应该是不上班", "target": "那你说的很对了" }, { "source": "只问上衣哪里买的", "target": "要上新的" }, { "source": "为什么,古人的枕头都那么高?", "target": "因为高枕无忧" }, { "source": "我知道啊之前有次一起打过排球的你扣球超厉害", "target": "其实……我只会扣球。因为感觉和打篮球差不多。。而且扣得好水的。" }, { "source": "其实……我只会扣球。因为感觉和打篮球差不多。。而且扣得好水的。", "target": "哈哈反正我觉得很厉害就是了而且那次都是你捡球超不好意思啊以后有机会再一起打吧" }, { "source": "哈哈反正我觉得很厉害就是了而且那次都是你捡球超不好意思啊以后有机会再一起打吧", "target": "好啊。其实我一直都想打,可是没人打,又没时间。" }, { "source": "好啊。其实我一直都想打,可是没人打,又没时间。", "target": "快期末了可能要等下学期了不过没所谓啦总有机会的早睡对身体好哈睡咯" }, { "source": "快期末了可能要等下学期了不过没所谓啦总有机会的早睡对身体好哈睡咯", "target": "晚安,好好休息。" }, { "source": "我只对高密集有恐惧,其它都是小菜。", "target": "看完了……好快啊,第二季有多少集?" }, { "source": "看完了……好快啊,第二季有多少集?", "target": "听说13集,第一季只有6集。二季现在出到了第3集了,一周一集,太慢了。" }, { "source": "怎么跑大连去啦", "target": "想看海了,,,海天一线的感觉真好,," }, { "source": "想看海了,,,海天一线的感觉真好,,", "target": "好羡慕" }, { "source": "好羡慕", "target": "哈哈,羡慕我吧,,我是有假期的人" }, { "source": "坐了48个小时的火车刚到", "target": "无锡还是上海?" }, { "source": "无锡还是上海?", "target": "上海.明天毕业典礼" }, { "source": "上海.明天毕业典礼", "target": "然后就回无锡?我们是周五典礼。" }, { "source": "你就是承认自己不可爱吧", "target": "好吧!!" }, { "source": "好吧!!", "target": "不过我觉得爱较真的人是最可爱的,因为最纯真" }, { "source": "我最近什么都想吃的感觉", "target": "大姨妈快来了估计" }, { "source": "中毒太深", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "水水借的!我也借!主要申请邮箱麻烦", "target": "我这阵投不了,都给瑶瑶了" }, { "source": "我这阵投不了,都给瑶瑶了", "target": "刚刚投完2~" }, { "source": "刚刚投完2~", "target": "你手里多少号了?投票就得好一阵吧" }, { "source": "企鹅欺负你了吗", "target": "我哪敢" }, { "source": "我哪敢", "target": "那你敢干什么呢" }, { "source": "那你敢干什么呢", "target": "这是常识" }, { "source": "这是常识", "target": "刚喝酒了" }, { "source": "刚喝酒了", "target": "来来来...有撒想不开的...安慰来了" }, { "source": "来来来...有撒想不开的...安慰来了", "target": "你咋干嘛呢" }, { "source": "我已经很久没梦到阿迪男孩了", "target": "合作" }, { "source": "短命坐牢鬼", "target": "女儿被睡鬼" }, { "source": "女儿被睡鬼", "target": "我还没死呢" }, { "source": "那个社会实践是什么呀", "target": "我也不晓得最后应该会自动给我们加满吧" }, { "source": "我也不晓得最后应该会自动给我们加满吧", "target": "还有推选是不是算到其他选修里面啊?" }, { "source": "还有推选是不是算到其他选修里面啊?", "target": "学分进度统计那里是的修读情况那里不是⋯⋯" }, { "source": "学分进度统计那里是的修读情况那里不是⋯⋯", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "一剪短发停不下来啊", "target": "真的,完全停不下来" }, { "source": "七月的风,八月的雨,无力的喜欢和遥远的你。", "target": "为什么喜欢是无力的呢,凡事应该说出来。还是祝愿你幸福" }, { "source": "碉堡。贼比偷偷过生日", "target": "你几号有时间。我们还没考试。" }, { "source": "你几号有时间。我们还没考试。", "target": "最近下午都有时间" }, { "source": "难得一个下午得空,还下雨,不过清净倒是真的。", "target": "江南地儿,不是得烟雨才有味儿么?" }, { "source": "下午那会跑不出来,这会下班了又感觉太冷了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你们办公室有冰箱吗囤一些" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈你们办公室有冰箱吗囤一些", "target": "他们过两天说要丧心病狂的放一个零食机" }, { "source": "看到你这个小气鬼能开心得了的吗?说你是猪就是猪没错的了", "target": "你看你看,这样岂能不失眠?师弟我又没惹你,也在帮你想办法嘛。" }, { "source": "孃孃说好的学习呢", "target": "看了更不想xó习了…" }, { "source": "我觉得这雪下不下来了可能明天只有上学了哎", "target": "我家在山上,一周都化不到学" }, { "source": "我家在山上,一周都化不到学", "target": "但是学校要上课的哇" }, { "source": "那斗憋着,憋久了就平静了", "target": "你脑子天天在想什么" }, { "source": "银杏树的美,只属于秋天。", "target": "是的呢也属于你" }, { "source": "你是深州人?", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "对!", "target": "想吃蜜桃!" }, { "source": "想吃蜜桃!", "target": "惭愧哇!俺活这些年了也不知真正的深州蜜桃是长滴啥样儿。" }, { "source": "我在陪你聊天呀~", "target": "你一天25小时都不用睡觉的?" }, { "source": "女孩怪哪个男孩,但是哪个男人恨哪个女孩。真想不到,一个男孩被激成什么样才会这么做。", "target": "在怎么做!生命远比任何东西还要重要!" }, { "source": "为啥孙明丽眼睛比你大?", "target": "她眼睛太大,我故意的" }, { "source": "每天洗冷水澡的感觉才棒", "target": "有腹肌了再来说话" }, { "source": "我这已经下了一天雪了", "target": "我这也差不多啦能堆雪人了" }, { "source": "二叔,今天有去逛贴吧吗,这对我很重要哦", "target": "一会看看去" }, { "source": "我也在晒太阳把窗关了不就好了", "target": "我在院子里晒的!边绣十字绣边晒的!" }, { "source": "希望每天都能抱着臭猪起来", "target": "那我以后养一只猪,不帮它洗澡,然后送给你" }, { "source": "最喜欢的填词还是你的", "target": "你这是大真爱~~么么!" }, { "source": "亚楠想试用", "target": "不行" }, { "source": "不哭,你还有木颏沙!", "target": "哇哦" }, { "source": "咱们开始吧,我喊停的头上那个,就是收到花的!!准备好了吗??", "target": "会玩会玩" }, { "source": "我可以帮你们解决大龄女青年脱单的问题", "target": "拉倒吧" }, { "source": "最近飞机总掉,这是生命中最后一次精彩的观光风景?", "target": "这么说话貌似不太好,大家都闹着玩,你这样招人烦" }, { "source": "有吃不叫我,不爱了", "target": "那么远!!你在学校" }, { "source": "那么远!!你在学校", "target": "再见" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "元旦见" }, { "source": "对自己太自信了", "target": "还有1399刀的24105" }, { "source": "还有1399刀的24105", "target": "说实话,24105的价格我还觉得能接受。适马那个24105也是900刀。而且又大又重,画质还差点" }, { "source": "我这小地方找不到卖索尼电视的实体店", "target": "全你别买索尼电视太卡了" }, { "source": "友友喜欢你的博名", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "友友怪客气的" }, { "source": "我也要买卖个直发器!!", "target": "你也要变美少女吗" }, { "source": "你也要变美少女吗", "target": "我是自然卷,有时候乱起来难打理.我要当美少年" }, { "source": "我是自然卷,有时候乱起来难打理.我要当美少年", "target": "你不用打理已经是美少年了" }, { "source": "你不用打理已经是美少年了", "target": "哇!言重了言重了,我会当真的" }, { "source": "777不错啊", "target": "都不错〜〜〜" }, { "source": "我们已经两节课下了,你这也太舒服了吧", "target": "一般般" }, { "source": "摸摸头,喵喵乖", "target": "早原谅小C了,中午吃辣了,喝了支冰冻C就下火了。" }, { "source": "早原谅小C了,中午吃辣了,喝了支冰冻C就下火了。", "target": "我真棒" }, { "source": "新年快乐哈!", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "周围没得人,看电影好鬼", "target": "这种应该看恐怖片,音响又好又没人又够黑!你看失恋33没有,很好看也!喜剧又感人!" }, { "source": "这种应该看恐怖片,音响又好又没人又够黑!你看失恋33没有,很好看也!喜剧又感人!", "target": "没看,好久约个妹儿看" }, { "source": "没看,好久约个妹儿看", "target": "哈哈哈你一天就妹儿妹儿,笑死我了,我也帮你留意" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你一天就妹儿妹儿,笑死我了,我也帮你留意", "target": "欧了" }, { "source": "我妈刚把我骂死", "target": "……??" }, { "source": "可以问问南方的同学是先吃一口米饭再吃菜还是先吃口菜再吃一口米饭?", "target": "我们是把菜放米上,一起用筷子赶进嘴里,怎么样,厉害吧" }, { "source": "姐姐你工作了没", "target": "是阿,好几个月了" }, { "source": "从五楼跳下去或者吸一次毒,看会不会死或会不会上瘾。自从学了医后,知道了。这种事千万千万不能想。", "target": "经常会想如果自己再坏会怎么样。但是没有勇气去做" }, { "source": "经常会想如果自己再坏会怎么样。但是没有勇气去做", "target": "是的。我有很多时候很多很坏的想法,可是,理智告诉我不能。" }, { "source": "伦哥养好伤,下赛季再战,顺便把MVP拿下!!", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "我真的真的真的很想遇到一个很懂我的人啊我真的真的不想再独自逞强了我也想懦弱也想在他的怀里说委屈", "target": "想有个人可以让我依赖可以让我撒娇肆无忌惮恃宠而骄" }, { "source": "看过缝纫机乐队的举手", "target": "不好看" }, { "source": "老师你们现在业务好多", "target": "不务正业啊" }, { "source": "这世界就只需要刚强吗,柔弱没有存在的价值吗?你崇拜强者才蔑视弱者,我看到的只是怎样都好,只要不去伤害别人而谋取己利", "target": "弱者不去努力变强才是让人讨厌的地方,只说不做有何用。还有你真的不是高级黑么⊙▽⊙" }, { "source": "又耍宝了", "target": "哎呀不要拆穿我阿" }, { "source": "我的x也被酸了花我的钱我容易吗", "target": "我也是,但是我是真的手机坏了才换的,然后一堆人既想看又要说这不好那不好,他们连体验的机会都没有,反驳他们还要说我又不是买不起" }, { "source": "我也是,但是我是真的手机坏了才换的,然后一堆人既想看又要说这不好那不好,他们连体验的机会都没有,反驳他们还要说我又不是买不起", "target": "我到点了就该换我就是要换" }, { "source": "竟然还不下班", "target": "这才哪儿到哪儿啊,别忘了,年底了" }, { "source": "这才哪儿到哪儿啊,别忘了,年底了", "target": "该放你回家添加购物车啦!" }, { "source": "该放你回家添加购物车啦!", "target": "购物车里的东西还正在呆我解救,我要加油!!!!" }, { "source": "睡觉了,晚安", "target": "头像是哪个野男人" }, { "source": "过节怎么就生病了", "target": "半年都有了" }, { "source": "半年都有了", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "一天不见宝宝又变美了", "target": "么么~我昨天去的咖啡馆本来晚上就想发的但是后来顾着关注三色幼儿园的新闻就挪到今天发啦" }, { "source": "长得那么丑你也下得了口", "target": "对啊,虽然长得很像你,但是饿,没办法呢" }, { "source": "你拒绝向我表白,我需要安抚费", "target": "没有那规则的,别趁火打劫!!!" }, { "source": "没有那规则的,别趁火打劫!!!", "target": "趁火打劫的你呀" }, { "source": "你又出去浪", "target": "上坟来啊" }, { "source": "上坟来啊", "target": "切你还采花了" }, { "source": "你等下回见面的!!!", "target": "等下次见面你要瘦给我看?哈哈" }, { "source": "等下次见面你要瘦给我看?哈哈", "target": "嘿嘿,我已经瘦啦" }, { "source": "你昨晚干嘛了,不接电话~", "target": "昨晚那会睡了都……" }, { "source": "昨晚那会睡了都……", "target": "嗯嗯~就是要早睡~" }, { "source": "嗯嗯~就是要早睡~", "target": "打电话咋了想我啦" }, { "source": "没话说,我凡美炸了,这几年一直能看到阿九在一步一个脚印的提升存了慢慢做屏保~", "target": "比心我昱" }, { "source": "比心我昱", "target": "真的美炸了" }, { "source": "什么零元开店都是逗你的", "target": "我买过那个超级店长根本没用啊。。。卖家别乱花钱" }, { "source": "你好早啊", "target": "你以为我想么" }, { "source": "你不用复习,不用考试了。。", "target": "白天热得睡不着,晚上看球不想睡" }, { "source": "白天热得睡不着,晚上看球不想睡", "target": "你不是在家吗?怎么会白天热" }, { "source": "你不是在家吗?怎么会白天热", "target": "回郑州好久了" }, { "source": "美死了宝宝", "target": "你更美嘻嘻" }, { "source": "现在想起来好后悔别人都说从小喜欢他一直到现在多少年多少年什么你陪我长大我陪你变老我简直抬不起头因为小时候我朋友喜欢他我还骂过我朋友说周杰伦那么丑有什么好喜欢的", "target": "你才丑你最丑" }, { "source": "你才丑你最丑", "target": "我都说了以前小时候不懂事你爱怎么就怎么喽你随意" }, { "source": "我都说了以前小时候不懂事你爱怎么就怎么喽你随意", "target": "玩笑淡定" }, { "source": "+1裙子裙子", "target": "毕竟我们都是小仙女,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "晚上吧学生狗很无奈", "target": "是的晚上吧" }, { "source": "到深圳了么", "target": "在广州" }, { "source": "在广州", "target": "找你男人去了" }, { "source": "找你男人去了", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "你啥时候结婚", "target": "母鸡呀我比较关心你" }, { "source": "母鸡呀我比较关心你", "target": "那还不如关心一下世界和平" }, { "source": "那还不如关心一下世界和平", "target": "哦结婚记得请我我要看你穿婚纱" }, { "source": "哦结婚记得请我我要看你穿婚纱", "target": "你先请我" }, { "source": "第一:谁?第二:兴儿你这可以啊,总去看球!", "target": "你也可以来~" }, { "source": "身在他乡照顾好自己", "target": "嗯,我知道了" }, { "source": "知道我啥时候过生日吗", "target": "不知道……自恋的吧" }, { "source": "我喜欢雪纳瑞不小也不卷", "target": "我喜欢又小又卷的" }, { "source": "我喜欢又小又卷的", "target": "那怎么办我都不认识" }, { "source": "喜欢胸大的还是胸小的", "target": "胸小穿衣服好看所以我站胸大的" }, { "source": "不为盛名而来不为低谷离开", "target": "不在低谷离开" }, { "source": "早。发车了嘛", "target": "发车?" }, { "source": "发车?", "target": "开门开门。我要上车" }, { "source": "求一张、", "target": "已经寄了,下一站先吧" }, { "source": "最近忙来都么碰头,下周碰头〜", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "你那么怕蟑螂为什么不怕蜘蛛....", "target": "蟑螂会飞!" }, { "source": "蟑螂会飞!", "target": "我太佩服你了爬过一栋楼去打蜘蛛" }, { "source": "哇第一次看到全的狠狠存", "target": "我还有很多…" }, { "source": "你不是在冬眠啊", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "热巴新年快乐", "target": "我的新年快乐呢?" }, { "source": "我的新年快乐呢?", "target": "你也新年快乐哈" }, { "source": "怎么样下浒的海美吧", "target": "超美的,尽管有点垃圾,海带的味道超重。。但是今天玩水玩的很嗨心~" }, { "source": "超美的,尽管有点垃圾,海带的味道超重。。但是今天玩水玩的很嗨心~", "target": "哈哈海带是味重了水怎么样干净不" }, { "source": "哈哈海带是味重了水怎么样干净不", "target": "还行,蓝蓝的喵~看上去挺干净的~" }, { "source": "老子一个人在家没人陪看电影,无聊的快昏过七了", "target": "明晚就回去了,等我~" }, { "source": "明晚就回去了,等我~", "target": "哪天看你没看过的电影" }, { "source": "哪天看你没看过的电影", "target": "什么电影无所谓,关键我要VIP,谢谢" }, { "source": "镜框真不好买别的还好说你为啥给我出难题", "target": "哈哈哈!!!那就不用啦~~~我也不知道买什么" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!!!那就不用啦~~~我也不知道买什么", "target": "我这俩天纯买东西花了近一万五同团另一个花了十万" }, { "source": "瘦了还不好?", "target": "被甩,痛不欲生,茶饭不思,寝食难安,所以瘦了" }, { "source": "尴尬又失礼貌地微笑", "target": "和你那张照片好像" }, { "source": "和你那张照片好像", "target": "猝不及防" }, { "source": "相公,你允许你的老婆有外遇吗?", "target": "难道你想搞外遇?" }, { "source": "已经没有友情了", "target": "没有友情还有爱情" }, { "source": "没有友情还有爱情", "target": "什么都没有了" }, { "source": "第一张求出处", "target": "电影他没有那么喜欢你" }, { "source": "电影他没有那么喜欢你", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "6呢三哥啥时回家", "target": "明天" }, { "source": "明天", "target": "好长时间没见了三哥" }, { "source": "好长时间没见了三哥", "target": "约一下" }, { "source": "约一下", "target": "约好几下" }, { "source": "你肿么啦?孩纸~还挺满足的样子=。=", "target": "晕过去了啊~但是遇到很好的医生就还挺开心的~" }, { "source": "晕过去了啊~但是遇到很好的医生就还挺开心的~", "target": "中暑吗?" }, { "source": "没中过奖的来报道。我看看有多少人", "target": "唉。。。往事不要再提" }, { "source": "我就上了个厕所的时间就没了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "芦荟吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "大黄,我妈也挺好看的", "target": "看成了:大妈,我黄也挺好看的" }, { "source": "看成了:大妈,我黄也挺好看的", "target": "打错了,大黄后面的标点是冒号才对对了,该挑明天给兔孩子们买点啥了" }, { "source": "不羡慕你有长假了", "target": "我这条回复是在床上发的。" }, { "source": "我这条回复是在床上发的。", "target": "丧心病狂……" }, { "source": "天蝎是我,我不怕", "target": "我们怕" }, { "source": "乖妹子", "target": "我今天顺产去买衣服,胖了好多啊" }, { "source": "我是雨,淋湿你", "target": "我有伞" }, { "source": "一身骨头连一点肉都没有怎么弹起来嘛", "target": "无知的猪类" }, { "source": "我勇", "target": "哈哈,你勇" }, { "source": "前任拒绝和你遇见,爱你不让你哭~(哎呀,我说完这话,我自己都感动了)", "target": "没有爱,以前他还在我们都交流少" }, { "source": "最后一张的模特简直专业又国际范", "target": "哈哈,路上,人人皆是我的模特。" }, { "source": "你好,茶卡盐湖现在还能看得到吗?不是说景区关了吗?", "target": "盐湖的水都干了,要等段时间放水才能看到,现在是关门修整,进不去的,因为工作原因才进去的" }, { "source": "盐湖的水都干了,要等段时间放水才能看到,现在是关门修整,进不去的,因为工作原因才进去的", "target": "好的...谢谢您...." }, { "source": "也有这样的经历,划自己的手臂,有次划了手腕比较严重,被带到医院缝了针,回去的路上一边走一边被家人哭着骂没良心,每天特别痛苦,躺在床上偷偷哭,但没有人会理解的“为什么要不高兴?”“和你同龄的人都那么开心,怎么就你不开心”“你多出去走走就好了”这些话根本数不清听了多少遍,没有用的", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "头发长长了", "target": "你爱我吗" }, { "source": "安徽的怎么了?我就是安徽的", "target": "我也是安徽合肥的" }, { "source": "我也是安徽合肥的", "target": "缘分" }, { "source": "需要宵夜?", "target": "需要" }, { "source": "你是小公举", "target": "没人把我当小公主" }, { "source": "不怕被骂,大长腿,瘦,会穿搭,社会,酷到爆炸,不就是小仙女们的最爱嘛?", "target": "班上同学特别喜欢快手上这些男的他们觉得很酷很帅..而且在我们班上不玩快手的人经常被骂土鳖" }, { "source": "班上同学特别喜欢快手上这些男的他们觉得很酷很帅..而且在我们班上不玩快手的人经常被骂土鳖", "target": "你是哪里人,我劝你长大以后赶快离开那里" }, { "source": "昨天比赛怎么样", "target": "第一名" }, { "source": "下周就回家了呦", "target": "下周几。我好提前要个休班" }, { "source": "新年快乐哈,美莲", "target": "同乐同乐哈" }, { "source": "早呀~时光静好", "target": "早呀" }, { "source": "希望你笑着流泪,是因为遇到了那个对的人,在那个对的季节,然后他给了你想要的一切……", "target": "你突然变正常,说的话会把人感动到耶" }, { "source": "你突然变正常,说的话会把人感动到耶", "target": "我说了,段子只是为了让你开心,并不是每个嬉皮笑脸的面孔下都是玩世不恭的心……" }, { "source": "姐姐生日快乐哇。。。", "target": "真乖。我在跟姐姐睡。" }, { "source": "真乖。我在跟姐姐睡。", "target": "帮我跟姐姐亲一口哈哈哈。。。羞涩。" }, { "source": "想知道头发怎么辩", "target": "就是麻花辫" }, { "source": "原来你也认识赵显智……", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "今天双排,其馀全钻石,就我一个铂金,有一个特别菜的钻石骂我铂金狗,我想问:最后他评分2.6,他是怎么有脸骂我的。", "target": "我就想问,征召是5个人都是钻石才可以吗" }, { "source": "我就想问,征召是5个人都是钻石才可以吗", "target": "只要5个人里面有一个人是钻石就是征召" }, { "source": "找不到那个表情。。看来你是学霸啊!!!求指导", "target": "你手机更新到6点几啦?" }, { "source": "你手机更新到6点几啦?", "target": "没更新" }, { "source": "没更新", "target": "我已经到6.1.3了" }, { "source": "拉黑你了", "target": "真的呀?但是我想还能留上言" }, { "source": "真的呀?但是我想还能留上言", "target": "应该是出错了" }, { "source": "应该是出错了", "target": "我无心法师看了十二集,然后云窗里边没有啦" }, { "source": "宋丹丹:动物园开大会,哪个动物没有参加?", "target": "恐龙" }, { "source": "一起来让老板带你飞啊", "target": "我消费不起他那价位的" }, { "source": "鲁山何在", "target": "你们都是学生?" }, { "source": "你们都是学生?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "哎呦呦!肉肉仙女坠棒!", "target": "哼,人家是仙女,不是肉肉" }, { "source": "你在开大哥玩笑吗?", "target": "大哥不应该涉世多年经验丰富么,大哥吃的盐比我吃的米还多不应该么,大哥过的桥比我走的路还多不应该么" }, { "source": "大哥不应该涉世多年经验丰富么,大哥吃的盐比我吃的米还多不应该么,大哥过的桥比我走的路还多不应该么", "target": "呵在这方面我不做大哥好多年" }, { "source": "呵在这方面我不做大哥好多年", "target": "别,你永远时我大哥,方方面面" }, { "source": "好漂亮,赞一个,拍照技术好好", "target": "宣~~~天儿好的时候学校就是可以很美~~" }, { "source": "宣~~~天儿好的时候学校就是可以很美~~", "target": "那要多拍照片啊给我们欣赏欣赏" }, { "source": "那要多拍照片啊给我们欣赏欣赏", "target": "成都的太阳很大牌!" }, { "source": "成都的太阳很大牌!", "target": "好想去看看啊,有时间一定去玩" }, { "source": "好想去看看啊,有时间一定去玩", "target": "来吧来吧我们一起感受下成都的夜生活!" }, { "source": "光头强呢", "target": "光头强在笼子里。。" }, { "source": "你们太肉麻!!,我不行了!!", "target": "抗忙北鼻" }, { "source": "抗忙北鼻", "target": "不要这样我会怕怕" }, { "source": "你看你的回复,全部都是英雄所见略同!哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "不要理他们,他们嫉妒我脸小" }, { "source": "不要理他们,他们嫉妒我脸小", "target": "必须大,因为你没圈我!" }, { "source": "老师,我这里有几道题目不会,你可以来我家辅导我一下吗", "target": "不可以颜值不过关不辅导" }, { "source": "我家的也是,冲不进去电,一晚上都充不满,刚买的时候是不能发长短信,奇葩客服给的答案我差点笑晕,现在是电又冲不上了,去维修才知道,充电器的线不行了", "target": "我给客服说了,他们还不信,要我把充电器寄过去给他们检测…醉了!" }, { "source": "我给客服说了,他们还不信,要我把充电器寄过去给他们检测…醉了!", "target": "我们是直接去检测的,给换了个新的,但用了这么多年手机,还真是第一次遇到这种事情" }, { "source": "微风", "target": "凉快" }, { "source": "随风奔跑自由是方向", "target": "随风去远。。。方" }, { "source": "写快递要用正楷,写不漂亮不要紧,重要的是让别人看清楚好给你送到地方。说英语不标准不要紧,重要的是说清楚,让大家都明白", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "其实我在去买手机之前就定向苹果或者三星9300的,结果却买了索尼的", "target": "好吧,买跑偏了" }, { "source": "110,119,120打了那么多电话,最后也救不了自己,到底为什么?", "target": "有3个小时时间,没有努力自救跑出去。。最起码拿个湿毛巾捂住口鼻啊" }, { "source": "我只想做一个如同他一样温暖的人,虽然还相差甚远!他让我心疼的同时,也让我觉得骄傲!有很多想说的话,却又无从说起!就一起默默陪着他好了!", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "漂亮妹子你好", "target": "帅哥好~" }, { "source": "帅哥好~", "target": "你们就是上海的嘛" }, { "source": "你们就是上海的嘛", "target": "是呀你是哪边过来啊" }, { "source": "是呀你是哪边过来啊", "target": "不是魔都的啦我是过来玩几天" }, { "source": "不是魔都的啦我是过来玩几天", "target": "恩恩和小伙伴一起啊" }, { "source": "一人饮酒醉", "target": "古!" }, { "source": "……………你竟然也在凤凰集…………真是没谁了…", "target": "我一直都在凤凰集好吗……" }, { "source": "看我刚关注你你就发这个,才叫真爱啊", "target": "真爱吖因为最近好懒好久没发图了……居然还会有人加我关注……" }, { "source": "真爱吖因为最近好懒好久没发图了……居然还会有人加我关注……", "target": "其实看你发的图好久了,现在才关注诶" }, { "source": "其实看你发的图好久了,现在才关注诶", "target": "很多人都是这样的……" }, { "source": "只有我一个人看到了圭贤么", "target": "都看到了" }, { "source": "你为什么总是撅着嘴啊?", "target": "装嫩" }, { "source": "我忍不了了,我想表白", "target": "别克制" }, { "source": "左边那邪魅的眼神。。。右边那忧郁的眼神。。。啧啧啧", "target": "PS:我可以把发夹像秀星一样夹到旁边么?" }, { "source": "PS:我可以把发夹像秀星一样夹到旁边么?", "target": "行啊~其实怎么改都行,最后加个LIE就可以了【。" }, { "source": "然后话又说回来了,学n种语言也不是应试教育的胜利。大多是学了十几年英语却无法简单对话", "target": "呵呵,你这种人就好好给你孩子上快乐素质教育吧" }, { "source": "呵呵,你这种人就好好给你孩子上快乐素质教育吧", "target": "....我之前表达有那么模糊吗?不过随你,觉得应试完美不需要优化也是选择自由。" }, { "source": "我七点钟爬起来给你们放的,牺牲了自己的睡眠,这是多么伟大啊", "target": "所以请你吃了" }, { "source": "所以请你吃了", "target": "你们一盒,我只有一粒!" }, { "source": "你在考驾照了", "target": "对滴!!!正在练科二!" }, { "source": "不要嫌弃我你咋还没睡我是看电影这么晚你呢", "target": "我有事" }, { "source": "我有事", "target": "略略略啥事" }, { "source": "来吧,我们这儿正好缺个猴子", "target": "好嘞~马上去~" }, { "source": "我刚昨天晚上还翻出咱高中毕业照看,不禁感叹,为啥当年的少年现在变成了如今的模样", "target": "那你就是更喜欢我高中时的那副样子咯" }, { "source": "那你就是更喜欢我高中时的那副样子咯", "target": "讨厌那副死样子,但是毕业照上拍的的确好看呀" }, { "source": "红色的红发安吗?太好看了", "target": "是滴红色真滴好看" }, { "source": "你们学校怎么一直停水", "target": "我嘛不知道哇。老是停水停电的。太讨厌了" }, { "source": "我扶你", "target": "你别讹我就行" }, { "source": "你别讹我就行", "target": "你这话说得" }, { "source": "去了闸坡玩?", "target": "不能说的秘密," }, { "source": "亲双人皮划艇哪里有啊", "target": "嗯好的谢谢" }, { "source": "反正偶13年后就不喜欢他,记得上海赛后我就发誓他两比赛不会再看,也有老赢蜗牛的原因吧,不过相反我对甜心蛮有好感的,打佩姨时摔倒在地老实爬起来好感人。", "target": "这货算法国那一帮里头人非常不错的了。今儿看hl发现甜心崴那一下挺厉害的" }, { "source": "中暑了吧,大涡阳辣么热", "target": "那彩票店老板该吓死了" }, { "source": "你穿这个长袜不会显得小腿更粗吗?", "target": "你确定我腿粗吗" }, { "source": "短袖短裤开空调", "target": "讨厌!" }, { "source": "诺贝尔文学奖的话我希望是树上春树,他一直在陪跑", "target": "哈哈哈,树上春树是谁" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,树上春树是谁", "target": "子兮你没看过解忧杂货店?" }, { "source": "子兮你没看过解忧杂货店?", "target": "我是不是落后了啊,依馨" }, { "source": "我是不是落后了啊,依馨", "target": "不不不可能个人看书兴趣范围不一样我就不喜欢看科技类的书" }, { "source": "不不不可能个人看书兴趣范围不一样我就不喜欢看科技类的书", "target": "果然不一样" }, { "source": "果然不一样", "target": "哈哈子兮你喜欢看科技类的书?" }, { "source": "电影票还可以退?买的时候不都是写的不退不换吗?", "target": "怎么退啊??" }, { "source": "因为想让你照顾好自己,不要生病花那个钱。", "target": "哇!!!这个回答简直棒呆" }, { "source": ">:-<痛,游泳痛", "target": "游泳为毛会痛?。。" }, { "source": "游泳为毛会痛?。。", "target": "因为全身都是伤啊呜呜" }, { "source": "工作定南京?", "target": "考研考外校没考上,调剂到本校了" }, { "source": "考研考外校没考上,调剂到本校了", "target": "可以~の" }, { "source": "我没有时间啊你们回来,请你们吃饭吧,明天还得加班", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "我走了,长春下雨了", "target": "你干嘛去了" }, { "source": "你的佳得乐只保护她,她的佳得乐只保护你。", "target": "看不懂。" }, { "source": "看不懂。", "target": "2支咯,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我属老虎的都没感叹,你属龙的感叹什么?妹纸,你还小...", "target": "我属牛的已经开始感叹,你属老虎的也不远了。不过男人保质期长一点" }, { "source": "脸要更瘦了!嫉妒你", "target": "那你也拔啊" }, { "source": "我又来跟哥哥唠嗑唠嗑了", "target": "我觉得我可以" }, { "source": "最近有啥电影", "target": "鲨鱼?" }, { "source": "鲨鱼?", "target": "好看么晕血么你?" }, { "source": "好看么晕血么你?", "target": "不晕血啊!!" }, { "source": "不晕血啊!!", "target": "走啊来去看" }, { "source": "走啊来去看", "target": "你怎么会问我晕不晕血" }, { "source": "你怎么会问我晕不晕血", "target": "因为那部可能会血腥嘛" }, { "source": "有个流量叠加包2块钱10M可以无限叠加", "target": "不划算了" }, { "source": "不划算了", "target": "总比一块钱一M好的多" }, { "source": "总比一块钱一M好的多", "target": "也是哦谢谢拉" }, { "source": "我会躲远远的", "target": "你就是打算不叫我咯。" }, { "source": "你就是打算不叫我咯。", "target": "谁叫你不自助我" }, { "source": "谁叫你不自助我", "target": "我还打算不理你了。哼" }, { "source": "我还打算不理你了。哼", "target": "那就永远没机会跟我出去耍了嘛" }, { "source": "啊啊啊老夫的少女心", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那赶紧谈个恋爱去呀小少女" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那赶紧谈个恋爱去呀小少女", "target": "和你?老女人" }, { "source": "和你?老女人", "target": "你想和我谈现在都不行了还嫌弃我??" }, { "source": "你想和我谈现在都不行了还嫌弃我??", "target": "那不存在的" }, { "source": "那不存在的", "target": "???真是反了你了" }, { "source": "豪车名表配帅男", "target": "心虚" }, { "source": "瞧瞧…其实没人说什么,你却非来印证一些东西。", "target": "不是印证什么,你是公众人物,你一言一行,影响很大人,能力越大责任越大" }, { "source": "不是印证什么,你是公众人物,你一言一行,影响很大人,能力越大责任越大", "target": "什么责任,真是搞笑了。这是个数据,而且从概率上讲受教育程度越高,个人素质(包括文化素质以及认知能力)更高一些,这有错吗?我说瞧不起谁了?你瞧瞧你说话的方式。" }, { "source": "四不过三?事不过三!嗯嗯,不开心就散", "target": "哈哈哈哈错字了" }, { "source": "好乖,七喜现在好点啦?", "target": "啊,感冒早就好啦" }, { "source": "啊,感冒早就好啦", "target": "哈哈哈,那就好呐" }, { "source": "一直喜欢你淡淡的沉淀的声音,你淡淡的独白听的有点难过有点想哭,可是想想这个世界本来就是这样,也许没什么大不了,24岁的我已经开始世俗,已经些许堕落,已经学会隐藏,可是依然期许爱。。。", "target": "点了无数个赞" }, { "source": "点了无数个赞", "target": "晚安,雪总大叔,加油!" }, { "source": "晚安,雪总大叔,加油!", "target": "加油!~" }, { "source": "自我认知往往是最难的,加油!", "target": "师兄都成党委书记啦!好厉害" }, { "source": "新周好!", "target": "早上好!" }, { "source": "这女的长的好像男的", "target": "是我老公" }, { "source": "你要去哪里玩", "target": "回家过年啊" }, { "source": "回家过年啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈我以为要出去玩" }, { "source": "开心哦", "target": "你开心就好" }, { "source": "我爱你", "target": "送你上去" }, { "source": "我像个19备考的", "target": "那人家19的现在有的都把单词全背完了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那人家19的现在有的都把单词全背完了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "再战20" }, { "source": "你爸真有爱…", "target": "工作怎么样咯?什么情况?" }, { "source": "我想你但我不会找你", "target": "我想你但我不能找你" }, { "source": "你要涨工资", "target": "并不能" }, { "source": "并不能", "target": "你要升官" }, { "source": "你要升官", "target": "想太多我只能忙成狗而已" }, { "source": "来来来笑一个", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "上海卫视还是东方卫视的,厨王争霸", "target": "他俩搭档好多年了。超级帅" }, { "source": "他俩搭档好多年了。超级帅", "target": "就是," }, { "source": "就是,", "target": "就是个屁。你把我抛弃掉我还撒都没说" }, { "source": "就是个屁。你把我抛弃掉我还撒都没说", "target": "没抛弃呗" }, { "source": "望夫石要立一个了", "target": "哈哈哈,一天一个" }, { "source": "不贵。在品尚。游泳的2300好像。不游泳的1400。不贵。环境还可以。", "target": "环境如何?" }, { "source": "环境如何?", "target": "蛮好的。有帅哥啊。" }, { "source": "蛮好的。有帅哥啊。", "target": "你天天去?哪天带我看看" }, { "source": "你天天去?哪天带我看看", "target": "你什么时候想去我带你去啊" }, { "source": "你什么时候想去我带你去啊", "target": "你天天去啊?" }, { "source": "四咸蛋清看起来才好好吃不过相比蛋黄还是差远了", "target": "啊喂,这是不是在讨论吃的,毕竟我晚上吃了一个烤羊腿这会真的不饿…" }, { "source": "又说要吃饭堂!!还不约我", "target": "今天下雨你才说,哼!不爱你了" }, { "source": "我11月休年假25天啊哈哈哈哈", "target": "你走开,随时都在放假的坏人" }, { "source": "一言难尽就是你知道的方法都找不到了所以现在只想找个方法重新挣", "target": "你这种丢法完全超出我的想象力。。。" }, { "source": "东城区看守所刘亦菲", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,看到你这里笑死" }, { "source": "考研顺利", "target": "你说啥" }, { "source": "你在说笑", "target": "励志瘦到84" }, { "source": "给你点个赞,但是门画得还是不够好", "target": "噢还是好的" }, { "source": "我不在了", "target": "没骗你吧" }, { "source": "腰去哪里啦", "target": "扁了,没腰" }, { "source": "扁了,没腰", "target": "Z型身材" }, { "source": "Z型身材", "target": "中间被板鸭直接断掉了,太惨了。" }, { "source": "中间被板鸭直接断掉了,太惨了。", "target": "太残暴了" }, { "source": "南韩的心理医生还是有问题吧不帮助解决问题还让病人自己找原因", "target": "其实心理医生一点用都没能挺过去就赢了挺不过去就结束了" }, { "source": "其实心理医生一点用都没能挺过去就赢了挺不过去就结束了", "target": "我觉得不能以偏概全,还是有优秀的心理医生的" }, { "source": "哦天可以告诉我去年播主的文化分吗", "target": "湖北省483" }, { "source": "湖北省483", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "回学校啦?不是说明天么?", "target": "怕没太阳晒被子。搞卫生搞一下午" }, { "source": "整天以啃自己为生", "target": "哈哈哈哈我也喜欢啃你的噢" }, { "source": "哈哈,果然打鸡血了还不睡。", "target": "对了蝈蝈!昨天忘了说了,那张明信片上的每句话都特别符合啊啊啊!!" }, { "source": "风格随意切换", "target": "哈哈和衣服有关" }, { "source": "北京真的超好看!", "target": "对!的!" }, { "source": "我想要夏天", "target": "我才不要夏天呢!一身呼啦圈不要不要" }, { "source": "我爹也是心脏早搏!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "我爹也是!!!所以你也要小心!!" }, { "source": "再见和逃避有什么区别,不要一味的逃避,逃避解决不了问题,自己想通了才行!", "target": "说别人还比如看看自己" }, { "source": "说别人还比如看看自己", "target": "人家可没逃避小奇奇冤枉人家" }, { "source": "强发了记得请我吃火锅", "target": "请你去夜店吧" }, { "source": "最恨芥末味", "target": "有个绿豆糕,你应该喜欢" }, { "source": "周末好!", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "你用什么软件拍照呀好好看!", "target": "手机前置呀" }, { "source": "手机前置呀", "target": "皮肤真好!" }, { "source": "你好,打扰一下,请问你吗?杭州万象城里有爱马仕专柜的吗?", "target": "好像没有,但杭州大厦有。" }, { "source": "好像没有,但杭州大厦有。", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "欢迎来杭州" }, { "source": "欢迎来杭州", "target": "我在杭州了,哈" }, { "source": "我在杭州了,哈", "target": "吼吼,欢迎欢颜,专程来买爱玛仕的?" }, { "source": "吼吼,欢迎欢颜,专程来买爱玛仕的?", "target": "是的,但是没我要的那种了,逛一下回去" }, { "source": "是的,但是没我要的那种了,逛一下回去", "target": "啊?那要不去上海瞧瞧?你问了杭州其他还有这店么?" }, { "source": "啊?那要不去上海瞧瞧?你问了杭州其他还有这店么?", "target": "没有了,明天要上班,所以上海去不了了,下次吧,你是杭州市区那" }, { "source": "需要帅哥嘛", "target": "耍谁?!" }, { "source": "耍谁?!", "target": "我有啊" }, { "source": "你咋那么晚睡", "target": "聊天去了" }, { "source": "聊天去了", "target": "又要发糖了" }, { "source": "又要发糖了", "target": "你不觉得这个图很酷吗" }, { "source": "你不觉得这个图很酷吗", "target": "拍个抖音就更酷了不过很像皱皱拍照的风格这个狗头我发现她很喜欢用" }, { "source": "你眼力不行!", "target": "你是男人吗?" }, { "source": "咦,元洪城哎,离我家好近好嗨", "target": "求偶遇!" }, { "source": "求偶遇!", "target": "昨晚在你对面江" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "快夸夸我我觉得自己变厉害了" }, { "source": "快夸夸我我觉得自己变厉害了", "target": "么么哒你超棒的" }, { "source": "么么哒你超棒的", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "你干嘛比我还不开心", "target": "因为你不开心嘛" }, { "source": "你又诱惑我!!!", "target": "我觉得半夜逛超市非常幸福而且买东西又刚上架半夜买东西还打折" }, { "source": "我觉得半夜逛超市非常幸福而且买东西又刚上架半夜买东西还打折", "target": "那我以后也半夜去!" }, { "source": "那我以后也半夜去!", "target": "必须的半夜买一车东西把一周的买全了和平常买一篮子是一个价在国外待久了都开始要斤斤计较了" }, { "source": "你去哪里", "target": "龙泉岩" }, { "source": "龙泉岩", "target": "今天?" }, { "source": "我想看王嘉尔和杨幂合作", "target": "我也想我还在想阿迪达斯有没有可能一起合拍广告" }, { "source": "头条是负面的?", "target": "那肯定是" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "不要" }, { "source": "多喝热水啊!", "target": "恩知道了谢谢啦" }, { "source": "我要求个祝福。过生日木有77的祝福是不完整的。这个一定要求。。", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "求不到。--班长你个骗回复的渣渣。" }, { "source": "表白我大佬", "target": "表白大佬+1" }, { "source": "我来啦我们俊凯", "target": "阿阿" }, { "source": "只练了两次yy,我却蜜汁自信。是因为隐形的翅膀?", "target": "肯定是" }, { "source": "妈妈你不是在上班吗", "target": "哈哈哈哈刚回到家啦" }, { "source": "因一个流浪汉而火的诗词", "target": "哈哈,还真是" }, { "source": "苏!今天最后一天班啦,下午下班晚上回家和爸妈一起过情人节嘻嘻", "target": "好羡慕你!和爸妈一起过情人节哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "一个月没去实验室回去后发现东西被收拾好堆在一堆了。", "target": "所以是尴尬还是美好" }, { "source": "你怎么不长膘呢", "target": "应该会" }, { "source": "超哥是真的重感情,好暖,感谢超哥对热巴的照顾", "target": "此话怎讲" }, { "source": "这位盆友,你怎么照得如此清晰", "target": "因为扛着大炮拍的" }, { "source": "因为扛着大炮拍的", "target": "是专业的吧,你这么会拍照麻麻造不?" }, { "source": "摸摸?摸我还是摸云台?", "target": "云台" }, { "source": "亲,现在是换季时间,记得多喝水哦,我是护肤讲师,问下您现在最想改善的肌肤问题是什么呢?", "target": "容易过敏和干燥" }, { "source": "扎个腰带试试呢?挺大的呀看起来。这衣服我也买了,忘了是不是均码了。。。", "target": "是均码的亲" }, { "source": "是均码的亲", "target": "完蛋了。。。我饺子我得转。。。" }, { "source": "我可是一直都在追看猎场这部剧的", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "怎么没拍舞?", "target": "舞蹈其实不壮观" }, { "source": "怀我女儿可以", "target": "活过来了?你" }, { "source": "活过来了?你", "target": "再不来一下,比都会遗忘我了" }, { "source": "再不来一下,比都会遗忘我了", "target": "差不多了" }, { "source": "今晚凌晨4点就要起来去练车", "target": "多穿点儿" }, { "source": "时间过得好快,想当年我还在川农", "target": "结婚的时候还是唱分手快乐" }, { "source": "有没有无水印的呀", "target": "没有哎抱歉,这是我朋友给我的" }, { "source": "没有哎抱歉,这是我朋友给我的", "target": "诶没事刚才一滑正好在楼下看到原图惹" }, { "source": "诶没事刚才一滑正好在楼下看到原图惹", "target": "那就好,美滋滋" }, { "source": "这种龙门阵都不给我摆,没意思", "target": "你有看出来了是哈子龙门阵" }, { "source": "偷图了宝宝", "target": "什么?" }, { "source": "什么?", "target": "我说。这张照片我可以保存吗" }, { "source": "我说。这张照片我可以保存吗", "target": "可以我还以为你说我盗图呢" }, { "source": "可以我还以为你说我盗图呢", "target": "你自己照的吗好清楚" }, { "source": "你自己照的吗好清楚", "target": "对呀相机嘛" }, { "source": "突然不想追星了特别累团里有些成员也莫名膈应可是每个人都特别好还是特别喜欢就是每天都觉得饭不下去了太累了", "target": "珍爱生命,远离饭圈?是吧,休息一下" }, { "source": "面具给我整一个", "target": "来,想给我整个" }, { "source": "来,想给我整个", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "没问题", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "现在阿猫阿狗都能开演唱会了", "target": "你开不了,因为你连阿猫阿狗都不如" }, { "source": "你玩终结者?", "target": "对的带躺" }, { "source": "对的带躺", "target": "啥段位?" }, { "source": "啥段位?", "target": "我好多号,大号白金" }, { "source": "你又捡到小孩了?", "target": "捡回去了" }, { "source": "当吃货看到吃的时候是什么反应知道么", "target": "饿……" }, { "source": "饿……", "target": "是想直接吃掉所有的美食,最后撑死了的节奏" }, { "source": "是想直接吃掉所有的美食,最后撑死了的节奏", "target": "哈哈任性" }, { "source": "哈哈任性", "target": "吃货就是这么任性" }, { "source": "九十六斤我也是醉了", "target": "能抱动你就好" }, { "source": "想认识新朋友有吗", "target": "网恋嘛。分手割腕的那种" }, { "source": "网恋嘛。分手割腕的那种", "target": "放弃吧我对爱情没希望了只希望发财" }, { "source": "放弃吧我对爱情没希望了只希望发财", "target": "发财???放弃吧" }, { "source": "发财???放弃吧", "target": "太悲伤了" }, { "source": "太悲伤了", "target": "悲伤什么。有了我你还怕发不了财???" }, { "source": "浓硫酸了解一下", "target": "阿符真的是很执着" }, { "source": "一周年快乐。", "target": "哈哈,让我在这里碰到你,好巧哦" }, { "source": "为了爱情可以奋不顾身加油", "target": "加油哦" }, { "source": "盗版杂志,举报了", "target": "嗯?胡说!" }, { "source": "快睡!多喝水", "target": "我要虚死了" }, { "source": "人家都说刘队好,我觉得不行,我最好了,要不我娶你吧!", "target": "脸皮厚不" }, { "source": "睡了", "target": "恩恩晚安" }, { "source": "今天热跑步出了好多汗,我应该会瘦吧", "target": "不会的你放心吧" }, { "source": "不会的你放心吧", "target": "打击我" }, { "source": "打击我", "target": "你现在多重" }, { "source": "你现在多重", "target": "104吧" }, { "source": "104吧", "target": "你居然还要瘦" }, { "source": "你居然还要瘦", "target": "我矮呀" }, { "source": "我矮呀", "target": "我现在一百五" }, { "source": "我现在一百五", "target": "一百五你确定吗" }, { "source": "一百五你确定吗", "target": "确定" }, { "source": "确定", "target": "我看你不像一百五啊" }, { "source": "我看你不像一百五啊", "target": "你那里看到了" }, { "source": "你那里看到了", "target": "你之前头像不是换过吗" }, { "source": "你之前头像不是换过吗", "target": "一百三十八" }, { "source": "一百三十八", "target": "你经历了什么" }, { "source": "你经历了什么", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "你太放纵自己了" }, { "source": "你太放纵自己了", "target": "懒啊" }, { "source": "懒啊", "target": "感觉我们超过30条了,怎么还没上限" }, { "source": "鲜衣怒马少年郎,一句繁华赴远方", "target": "我的天" }, { "source": "我喜欢你!!!", "target": "我不喜欢男生。" }, { "source": "我不喜欢男生。", "target": "这是为什么!" }, { "source": "我来老。", "target": "我站得好无聊加腿酸,而且警察还不在。" }, { "source": "我站得好无聊加腿酸,而且警察还不在。", "target": "今天站了好久了嘛。" }, { "source": "今天站了好久了嘛。", "target": "上午2小时下午2小时" }, { "source": "上午2小时下午2小时", "target": "好造孽。。" }, { "source": "好造孽。。", "target": "我还要站一个半小时" }, { "source": "我还要站一个半小时", "target": "那估计那时候我下班也要到家了。。。" }, { "source": "坐等水杯", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "然后吃最爱的咖喱", "target": "因为这个最省事!" }, { "source": "怎么了宝!", "target": "比心!都过去了!谢谢。" }, { "source": "比心!都过去了!谢谢。", "target": "好的哦过去了就好!" }, { "source": "好的哦过去了就好!", "target": "快点睡别熬夜了" }, { "source": "快点睡别熬夜了", "target": "好的哦你也快睡晚安啦" }, { "source": "你的眉毛呢", "target": "掉了,啊哈哈" }, { "source": "趁机多摸摸鱼23333333你现在还在原单位嘛~", "target": "是的,不懂金融的金融民工" }, { "source": "是的,不懂金融的金融民工", "target": "在高大上的环境里,感觉自己也变的高大上了23333" }, { "source": "在高大上的环境里,感觉自己也变的高大上了23333", "target": "很明显你比较高大上00" }, { "source": "胃疼…", "target": "啊胃疼" }, { "source": "我说爱国。不要笑我", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "聪哥幸福哦", "target": "当然了,你也抓紧" }, { "source": "当然了,你也抓紧", "target": "求介绍东北的姑娘" }, { "source": "陪你", "target": "你咋也这么晚" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺!!", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "钱包也想被洗劫了一样", "target": "她十天八千还可以啊" }, { "source": "她十天八千还可以啊", "target": "自由行吗" }, { "source": "祝早日康复", "target": "一定要早点康复" }, { "source": "怎么喇哲", "target": "就是总会受些不重要的人影响" }, { "source": "就是总会受些不重要的人影响", "target": "别理会他们吖!都说是不重要了!当他们透明的!" }, { "source": "别理会他们吖!都说是不重要了!当他们透明的!", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "找个人温暖你的心", "target": "找姐夫" }, { "source": "找姐夫", "target": "意思说你要找姐夫来温暖你的心?" }, { "source": "意思说你要找姐夫来温暖你的心?", "target": "对呀,姐夫在哪儿" }, { "source": "对呀,姐夫在哪儿", "target": "在路上" }, { "source": "好片会有排片的,谁会跟钱做对?", "target": "捉妖记2那剧情算好片??" }, { "source": "佛一点不好吗", "target": "我佛我开心" }, { "source": "我佛我开心", "target": "让我们一起快乐的做一个哈哈党吧" }, { "source": "小网红", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "明天早上吃什么呢", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "表揍嘛我还是稀罕你的", "target": "表安慰我了,我要碎觉了亲爱的,晚安么么哒" }, { "source": "京东不让发百世了,你们不管管?", "target": "那是因为他家太慢了,京东是为你好。" }, { "source": "你去哪里玩儿了?", "target": "回家了哇,在家过好日子呗。" }, { "source": "回家了哇,在家过好日子呗。", "target": "不用上班了?真好啊" }, { "source": "感觉人单身久了真的会得单身癌如果有人稍微走入你的生活就会有种生活节奏被打乱的不安感尤其是在需要牺牲自己的时间与喜好去取悦另一个人的时候", "target": "不知道为什么总有一种这辈子都找不到和我互相喜欢的人了,而且这种感觉太强烈了。" }, { "source": "不知道为什么总有一种这辈子都找不到和我互相喜欢的人了,而且这种感觉太强烈了。", "target": "你不是一个人" }, { "source": "记得高中大米先生七八元就能吃一顿饱饭了不知道现在涨价了吗", "target": "涨价了!" }, { "source": "好的啦!!~~等我感冒一好就去看你!!我还没有买大衣的说。。今天要喝腊八粥哦!", "target": "今年你终于要买衣服了嘛~~哈哈哈!!!" }, { "source": "今年你终于要买衣服了嘛~~哈哈哈!!!", "target": "会买的会买的,我还会买靴子的" }, { "source": "会买的会买的,我还会买靴子的", "target": "土豪!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "不小心打错了,是新年快乐", "target": "你也是。。" }, { "source": "居然看到了美美的我", "target": "脸呢?" }, { "source": "脸呢?", "target": "在啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这么好玩的东西超哥你不放出来给大家听听一起乐呵乐呵", "target": "自己都听不下去了" }, { "source": "转移话题!哈哈你恐怕是还在想你的牛肉吧", "target": "我就是没吃饱" }, { "source": "我就是没吃饱", "target": "那只有我们下次一起去了" }, { "source": "那只有我们下次一起去了", "target": "只有你请我了我充电了" }, { "source": "不怕闹肚子吗?", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "什么,居然有女朋友", "target": "你也不知道吗" }, { "source": "你也不知道吗", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "行吧" }, { "source": "来嘛", "target": "在老家呢" }, { "source": "在老家呢", "target": "昨天没回来啊?可能下午我也要被抓到老家去" }, { "source": "昨天没回来啊?可能下午我也要被抓到老家去", "target": "昨天回去了,今天又回来了" }, { "source": "昨天回去了,今天又回来了", "target": "好吧无缘偶遇" }, { "source": "好吧无缘偶遇", "target": "会有机会的哈,稍安勿躁" }, { "source": "脖子上的是什么?还有鞋也亮了哈哈哈", "target": "九眼天珠啊妍妍、布鞋老舒服了、改天再弄双绿的" }, { "source": "九眼天珠啊妍妍、布鞋老舒服了、改天再弄双绿的", "target": "哈哈哈,在家穿穿就行了啊,还穿着绿鞋往外跑啊" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "你怎么起这么早" }, { "source": "雪后路滑", "target": "还在下。。。要哭了" }, { "source": "还在下。。。要哭了", "target": "我最害怕雪后开车,天津一场雪都没下" }, { "source": "我最害怕雪后开车,天津一场雪都没下", "target": "一路上看见事故好几起天津这个冬天还没下场正经雪呢?" }, { "source": "一路上看见事故好几起天津这个冬天还没下场正经雪呢?", "target": "没有啊,雪星都没有,也是很反常" }, { "source": "哈哈,北风那个吹,真的吹红了", "target": "达妈妈看到了还以为你害羞" }, { "source": "达妈妈看到了还以为你害羞", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "加油。相信自己。", "target": "恩'''尽力" }, { "source": "给我拿回点东西来!!!", "target": "爱东西了才" }, { "source": "我也回来了!!!", "target": "呃。。。你怎么这个时候回来" }, { "source": "哥哥回来看你的", "target": "是我回来看你" }, { "source": "是我回来看你", "target": "会来" }, { "source": "你又在笑我", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "假总,好久没见你发PPT了,想念!", "target": "是不是快要窒息了" }, { "source": "好幸福", "target": "但是不知道要什么了" }, { "source": "我有免费网站。", "target": "你是想发给我咯" }, { "source": "你是想发给我咯", "target": "额我现在去卖钱的,如果你给我钱也可以的" }, { "source": "额我现在去卖钱的,如果你给我钱也可以的", "target": "那就算了" }, { "source": "那就算了", "target": "我笑了。" }, { "source": "我笑了。", "target": "别笑" }, { "source": "别笑", "target": "可以便宜" }, { "source": "一脸疲惫的你", "target": "多喝水" }, { "source": "那就是没起床嘛'我起来吃完早餐'然后又赖回床上了", "target": "好懒啊" }, { "source": "好懒啊", "target": "起来也没事干'无聊死了" }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "你好啊" }, { "source": "这你不得请客?", "target": "江门等你" }, { "source": "我们来你那住啊", "target": "来嘛,来嘛" }, { "source": "王珞丹演技不在线,不投入", "target": "演什么都一样" }, { "source": "我也刚出来!!!握手", "target": "超开心!!!!" }, { "source": "吃下安利", "target": "主要软件好看" }, { "source": "主要软件好看", "target": "是的!然后下了好多" }, { "source": "是的!然后下了好多", "target": "可以私给我吗所有软件" }, { "source": "表哥在哪儿?江湖上好久没有哥的传说。", "target": "表哥在南征北战,秋后咱哥俩喝酒" }, { "source": "表哥在南征北战,秋后咱哥俩喝酒", "target": "那就秋后算账" }, { "source": "那就秋后算账", "target": "这话看着有点狠" }, { "source": "开心了三你。这种东西喝了也没好大用,要遭还是要遭的", "target": "非常开心。我担心要改好多次。。。开封菜神马得就算了" }, { "source": "周末我就可以回家撸猫了幸福感max", "target": "哇羡慕" }, { "source": "我又看了下,老白那肯定是吃饱了的是!你看那脸肿的!", "target": "为啥你只关心老白,小猴子表示收到了冷落" }, { "source": "你回家了?!", "target": "刚到" }, { "source": "刚到", "target": "放假了?" }, { "source": "这是同学聚会吗", "target": "同事聚会" }, { "source": "同事聚会", "target": "同事聚会为啥有亚东?亚东也去了?" }, { "source": "同事聚会为啥有亚东?亚东也去了?", "target": "是的,我拉进来的" }, { "source": "哎等电话弄完了再睡会", "target": "弄完赶紧回去补觉。我也没睡好一整晚的梦。今天要开始忙了。" }, { "source": "弄完赶紧回去补觉。我也没睡好一整晚的梦。今天要开始忙了。", "target": "你忙我估计也闲不了了" }, { "source": "因为你,我决定去看一看", "target": "这个节目真的可以笑死" }, { "source": "晚上看见这眼睛会吓人的", "target": "嘿嘿、不好意思啦、晚安啦。好梦噢。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿、不好意思啦、晚安啦。好梦噢。", "target": "晚安~~~" }, { "source": "快来领你的法语书", "target": "好啊好啊~~还有没有其他资料可以卖给我的?类似雅思啊什么的~" }, { "source": "求裤子s!!高价一点无所谓!想在25号生日的时候穿", "target": "不要高价我今天刚发完货现在手里还剩几条明天上架" }, { "source": "不要高价我今天刚发完货现在手里还剩几条明天上架", "target": "哭了哭了真的吗,抢抢抢!" }, { "source": "哎繁体字看的我好累,今天过生日呀?虽然晚了也要说一声生日快乐哈~~么么哒~", "target": "哈哈没有晚现在也来得及哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈没有晚现在也来得及哈哈", "target": "过的肿么样嗨皮不?" }, { "source": "过的肿么样嗨皮不?", "target": "还可以吧今年事情多但是跟朋友吃了饭还挺开心的" }, { "source": "还可以吧今年事情多但是跟朋友吃了饭还挺开心的", "target": "嗯快乐就好!!" }, { "source": "嗯快乐就好!!", "target": "恩恩群里也有好多人祝福我就满足了" }, { "source": "恩恩群里也有好多人祝福我就满足了", "target": "是么。。看来就我最晚咯。。我回家晚看的也晚" }, { "source": "是么。。看来就我最晚咯。。我回家晚看的也晚", "target": "最近很忙?" }, { "source": "最近很忙?", "target": "有点" }, { "source": "有点", "target": "忙甚么" }, { "source": "偶滴身高、表示你穿什么都没压力,支持你做自己", "target": "哈哈!那我穿好去找你" }, { "source": "只有你与强者旗鼓相当,才能得到应有的尊重!", "target": "可并不是每个人都能做强者。" }, { "source": "可并不是每个人都能做强者。", "target": "但是人的一生中,最少给自己一个争取做一次强者的机会吧!" }, { "source": "但是人的一生中,最少给自己一个争取做一次强者的机会吧!", "target": "我喜欢你这句话。" }, { "source": "狗子你变了你嫌弃我!", "target": "那得你先换" }, { "source": "那得你先换", "target": "你要上面的还是下面的" }, { "source": "累奔了!", "target": "哈哈,这还好了,以前还考四天都挺过来啦。好好休息。" }, { "source": "哈哈,这还好了,以前还考四天都挺过来啦。好好休息。", "target": "不知道为什么这次考完感觉特别累" }, { "source": "小陈的照相技术好好呀哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "天天挨我骂着呢哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "多敬业换富强赞我", "target": "求爱国,拿任何换" }, { "source": "引诱我啊引诱我!!!", "target": "下次再做给你留点新鲜的你可以早晨当早饭吃" }, { "source": "下次再做给你留点新鲜的你可以早晨当早饭吃", "target": "好啊好啊〜" }, { "source": "不理你", "target": "冰主呢?" }, { "source": "冰主呢?", "target": "三彩寒冰猫" }, { "source": "三彩寒冰猫", "target": "冰与猫?" }, { "source": "冰与猫?", "target": "冰与火,嗯,考虑一下..." }, { "source": "破蛋快乐亲", "target": "谢谢哦亲。。。。这么迟还不睡" }, { "source": "谢谢哦亲。。。。这么迟还不睡", "target": "我说我在等零点你信么?哈哈哈" }, { "source": "杨幂", "target": "杨幂超级好看" }, { "source": "现在来豪雅,咱出来吃烧烤", "target": "我要养脸不吃辣的" }, { "source": "我要养脸不吃辣的", "target": "哎呦喂!不差这一顿了" }, { "source": "哎呦喂!不差这一顿了", "target": "你你你、别诱惑我!我要睡觉了" }, { "source": "你你你、别诱惑我!我要睡觉了", "target": "那么好吃的烤串,想想都诱人,你睡得着吗" }, { "source": "你忘了你今天吃过的火锅了吗", "target": "忘了" }, { "source": "我喜欢妳这个滤镜!", "target": "是因为我的相机不正常。。然后美图秀秀了下" }, { "source": "是因为我的相机不正常。。然后美图秀秀了下", "target": "最近很流行这个滤镜,等我ps去下一个玩玩" }, { "source": "来长沙找我玩", "target": "暑假去蹦迪吧" }, { "source": "暑假去蹦迪吧", "target": "去何八几?" }, { "source": "去何八几?", "target": "长沙" }, { "source": "和他提分手了,直到现在都没能收到他的回信,现在鼻酸。", "target": "路上向前走的。" }, { "source": "路上向前走的。", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "没看到了!这是一家“私人博物馆”,里面有卖一些玉啊什么的,但是帘子是自家的~", "target": "太好看了.太漂亮的手艺了.看过的人有眼福老." }, { "source": "太好看了.太漂亮的手艺了.看过的人有眼福老.", "target": "是啊!还有好多很棒的东西!" }, { "source": "你是个超模,记住,你是个超模", "target": "还超模......" }, { "source": "好看呢妹子", "target": "嘻嘻早点睡" }, { "source": "嘻嘻早点睡", "target": "中,晚安" }, { "source": "去看看万一是人命案呢", "target": "恩也有可能哈哈" }, { "source": "这衬衫把你毁了……", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了", "target": "太休闲了,陪单色吧。" }, { "source": "太休闲了,陪单色吧。", "target": "不会买、随便配的、" }, { "source": "病房……?大赛,你肿么了……?", "target": "没事,是我爷爷,老人家嘛,身体零部件不太好使了" }, { "source": "早啊,最后一周了", "target": "早啊,还有10天呢" }, { "source": "生气了", "target": "生气了,你不主动邀约我" }, { "source": "一万块好假哦", "target": "心意到了就好" }, { "source": "找个女友,身高不超过两米、体重不超过两百。", "target": "扎心了" }, { "source": "起飞啊你", "target": "谁?谁?谁?" }, { "source": "谁?谁?谁?", "target": "明天你干嘛去" }, { "source": "明天你干嘛去", "target": "在家呆着不吧!" }, { "source": "在家呆着不吧!", "target": "出来吗" }, { "source": "出来吗", "target": "干吗去?" }, { "source": "这婚纱照是在双台子思拉堡照的", "target": "我也看出来了" }, { "source": "你忘记了东昌湖!千岛湖在哪儿呀", "target": "浙江淳安县,东昌湖第一!" }, { "source": "浙江淳安县,东昌湖第一!", "target": "哈哈千岛湖跟其他湖感觉不一样的美不知道是不是皂片的原因" }, { "source": "哈哈千岛湖跟其他湖感觉不一样的美不知道是不是皂片的原因", "target": "这几个之中" }, { "source": "这几个之中", "target": "哦哦怪不得" }, { "source": "我就说一句,岳云鹏最可爱了,应该没有人反对吧。", "target": "你是认真的吗" }, { "source": "你还养起狗了。。", "target": "还两只咧,冬天冷清的时候,可以拿来打火锅" }, { "source": "还两只咧,冬天冷清的时候,可以拿来打火锅", "target": "可以可以,炖一锅" }, { "source": "为什么要偷吃", "target": "好像吃了一点点" }, { "source": "你每天都几点起啊,这么早", "target": "昨晚陪同学搞课题" }, { "source": "昨晚陪同学搞课题", "target": "我舍友被分手跟她聊到一点多然后现在在上班路上飞奔……" }, { "source": "迎接新生活", "target": "呵呵…迎到困难上…" }, { "source": "永远年轻!", "target": "和自己最心爱的人去爬爬山钓钓鱼生活真美好" }, { "source": "我看你打麻将打的挺嗨啊,", "target": "假如不考试真想天天夜夜笙歌每天不睡觉不平静" }, { "source": "玩飞行棋啊", "target": "嗯很聪明啊" }, { "source": "今天就21岁的第一天希望以后每天都这么平淡就好认真上专业课做自己喜欢的事情抱着零食看综艺和喜欢的男孩约会有酒喝就很棒天冷了大家都注意保暖", "target": "生日快乐啦,希望你天天开心" }, { "source": "生日快乐啦,希望你天天开心", "target": "蟹蟹" }, { "source": "哎呀你干嘛下车应该听下去", "target": "阿姨跟我同一站下车,无奈她走的慢,还会停下来,不然可听完故事啊!" }, { "source": "阿姨跟我同一站下车,无奈她走的慢,还会停下来,不然可听完故事啊!", "target": "那你要绕道她后面去唉" }, { "source": "哪里来的券", "target": "168" }, { "source": "168", "target": "啥意思" }, { "source": "啥意思", "target": "买168的套票" }, { "source": "我用了俩年了也没见烧", "target": "您没烧就=不会烧?" }, { "source": "您没烧就=不会烧?", "target": "你用过再评价好吗?" }, { "source": "文言文是怎么翻译过去的?", "target": "娱乐而已,干嘛较真" }, { "source": "小芈月太可爱了。不过后面就残了", "target": "但是后面那个演技特别棒,她一哭我就哭" }, { "source": "好啊就在我们学校吧!安东哥是我参加比赛的动力虽然不争气", "target": "继续努力" }, { "source": "我就来看看你发了啥", "target": "画个重点,20:42去的" }, { "source": "画个重点,20:42去的", "target": "说他8点去都是夸奖他了" }, { "source": "你是?", "target": "夏泽丽" }, { "source": "夏泽丽", "target": "噢噢'知道'哈哈" }, { "source": "笔试早就过啦…昨天是口试…然后就渣了呀", "target": "你口试肯定没问题" }, { "source": "月亮还是那个月亮", "target": "少爷依然那个少爷" }, { "source": "来家吧", "target": "我也想啊…" }, { "source": "我也想啊…", "target": "那就来吧" }, { "source": "妹妹没有关系啦只要高考还没结束一切都有希望的~", "target": "姐姐…" }, { "source": "姐姐…", "target": "没关系哦好好找出错误的地方记下来下次不要再犯了哦~~、" }, { "source": "我很幸运遇到的室友都很好", "target": "曾经我也是这么以为,结果现在看来是我当初太天真了" }, { "source": "为啥蓝白条纹衫可以被你穿出这种感觉呢?", "target": "额…啥味道" }, { "source": "怎么成小哥了,说好的志玲姐姐呢!?", "target": "我哪里志玲姐姐过呢不一直都是丽娟之流么" }, { "source": "我哪里志玲姐姐过呢不一直都是丽娟之流么", "target": "是那个喜欢华仔的丽娟么" }, { "source": "是那个喜欢华仔的丽娟么", "target": "还问不就是你起的外号!" }, { "source": "还问不就是你起的外号!", "target": "起太多了都记不住了〜" }, { "source": "起太多了都记不住了〜", "target": "外号大王" }, { "source": "每天都是大片,夸得我都词穷了", "target": "哈哈哈夸我帅就好" }, { "source": "那天夜里看比赛看到四点", "target": "精力好充沛!" }, { "source": "精力好充沛!", "target": "白天起不来了" }, { "source": "白天起不来了", "target": "我天天6:30起来" }, { "source": "我天天6:30起来", "target": "好作息我已经混乱了。。" }, { "source": "常常“你是我遇见过最善良的人”这种评价就是我本人", "target": "“最”这个词儿我还没听到过,看来你真的很不错" }, { "source": "洗发皂像一个紫薯口味米饭团子", "target": "我用不同颜色,有绿色,红色等,都可以" }, { "source": "我们支书给所有人拍了照片然后做成表情包", "target": "这竟然还能被选上支书?" }, { "source": "这竟然还能被选上支书?", "target": "选他之前也没想到他有这么强的娱乐精神" }, { "source": "你看到我们班的,就知道什么叫很想绝望。", "target": "看来我的还不是最烂的" }, { "source": "流走的时光是追不回来的,珍惜眼前", "target": "眼前的一切好像又都是浮云" }, { "source": "失眠的时候说给自己听", "target": "自言自语" }, { "source": "200斤留胡子的时候最美", "target": "我的胡子都有哦" }, { "source": "阿姨节哀,一切都会好起来的。", "target": "谢谢你!" }, { "source": "什么时候我们公司也能没电个一两天的", "target": "我们是准备要搬了所以才会没电" }, { "source": "居然有蒜明儿", "target": "还有郫县豆瓣儿" }, { "source": "你的脸呢??", "target": "在你们深深的脑海里" }, { "source": "在你们深深的脑海里", "target": "我的梦里,我的歌声里" }, { "source": "穿短裙可以嘛", "target": "不就是我喜欢的嘛" }, { "source": "自恋狂人", "target": "那是你~大光腿!!!" }, { "source": "那是你~大光腿!!!", "target": "光腿咋!有种你也光!" }, { "source": "光腿咋!有种你也光!", "target": "还没到夏天呢~到夏天我天天光!" }, { "source": "还没到夏天呢~到夏天我天天光!", "target": "到夏天谁还看你光!" }, { "source": "到夏天谁还看你光!", "target": "额~~~你……" }, { "source": "如果你都确定得不到了干嘛还要心甘情愿地受骗呢,难道你是抖m吗?", "target": "起码还有被骗的时候开心嘛,反正都不开心" }, { "source": "起码还有被骗的时候开心嘛,反正都不开心", "target": "不不不,我还是不赞成这样的。我宁愿一直不开心,也不想被欺骗。有些东西很脆弱,骗了一次就再也不会有了。" }, { "source": "亲爱滴,你用的是雀巢的淡奶油吗?", "target": "这次用的是总统的:)" }, { "source": "你是在秀你的三眼皮吗?", "target": "居然被你发现了" }, { "source": "居然被你发现了", "target": "分一个眼皮给我可好?" }, { "source": "偷偷骂你", "target": "我听到了" }, { "source": "我睡了,我就此和大家晚安", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "安安" }, { "source": "你咋这么愤青了", "target": "这怎么就愤青了。" }, { "source": "这怎么就愤青了。", "target": "满满的负能量啊" }, { "source": "看到这些晚上又睡不着了", "target": "那就吃啊" }, { "source": "那就吃啊", "target": "怕长肉" }, { "source": "怕长肉", "target": "没事" }, { "source": "其实我觉得很大一部分程度上大家轻敌了,是真的轻敌了。为季后赛准备肯定是全力以赴去准备的,但是这种结果谁也不想看到。职业选手的生涯本来就很短,春季赛没了还有秋季赛,这次失败是发现问题,发现问题就是为了解决问题。", "target": "局局扳阿珂是什么鬼,醉了" }, { "source": "嫁给谢广坤是命,嫁给蔡徐坤是梦哈哈哈哈", "target": "金句金句" }, { "source": "快赐予我力量!", "target": "一定会好运的" }, { "source": "小杨别闹", "target": "小杨是谁。。。" }, { "source": "姐姐这在哪照的?我们也要照呢", "target": "完美好看不" }, { "source": "完美好看不", "target": "好看" }, { "source": "你看看你男神给你的寄语", "target": "比老杨的祝你平安。。。" }, { "source": "比老杨的祝你平安。。。", "target": "80后的世界我不太懂" }, { "source": "我喜欢猴子", "target": "等我明天再去抓" }, { "source": "屁君小年快乐", "target": "这是最温柔的称呼" }, { "source": "骂的人多了就真的成了辣鸡电影了", "target": "嗯呐。是这样。口碑真的对一个电影影响特别大" }, { "source": "求芭蕉树下背影原图", "target": "美得很" }, { "source": "大半夜不睡觉", "target": "猫闹得睡不了" }, { "source": "拿到黑本本啦,该庆祝下哦", "target": "应该再问句什么时候拿红本本" }, { "source": "应该再问句什么时候拿红本本", "target": "道出了额滴心声呐" }, { "source": "这才不是眼袋这是卧蚕", "target": "卧蚕赢了" }, { "source": "哎,吃沙县小吃的飘过……", "target": "你家有爱妻还沙县小食装吧~" }, { "source": "你家有爱妻还沙县小食装吧~", "target": "我自己在清远" }, { "source": "我自己在清远", "target": "我也是自己在清远" }, { "source": "我也是自己在清远", "target": "但是你有那么腻害的邻居" }, { "source": "但是你有那么腻害的邻居", "target": "我偶尔才去的…长期外卖" }, { "source": "我偶尔才去的…长期外卖", "target": "要是我就天天去" }, { "source": "要是我就天天去", "target": "好意思吗" }, { "source": "好意思吗", "target": "人不要脸,天下无敌" }, { "source": "人不要脸,天下无敌", "target": "那看来我还要继续修行才行……" }, { "source": "那看来我还要继续修行才行……", "target": "阿帆是你的好老师" }, { "source": "真羡慕那些特别喜欢李艺彤的人,毕竟都是跟我一样有眼光的人", "target": "眼光真好呀,我还羡慕" }, { "source": "你很乖", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "好奇你的体重", "target": "等我回家现场称称" }, { "source": "原来一直都没关注我的,真的是,回来没", "target": "回来啦" }, { "source": "回来啦", "target": "这么久才回" }, { "source": "我想在你伤口撒盐,哈哈~~~", "target": "淘气!" }, { "source": "我能不能艾特他一个用他来借指你们呀,不要吃醋嘛", "target": "还不开始上班" }, { "source": "还不开始上班", "target": "回家休整休整再回去演戏啊····" }, { "source": "一个闪现,然后斩杀!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈人才" }, { "source": "看到你回复太晚了,好忧伤", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "我就是那个人看起来好像谁。。。。。" }, { "source": "遇见你是缘份也是幸运你是温暖是有趣是慷慨大方是能让无聊平凡的生活中开出花朵的仙子谢谢我们之间的不同与相同谢谢你不嫌弃我谢谢你给我的最大自由我爱你", "target": "爱你不离不弃" }, { "source": "我明天还得去上最后一节化妆课。。。不过还好不在市中心。。。", "target": "下次看到你的时候是变一个人了么(﹃)" }, { "source": "下次看到你的时候是变一个人了么(﹃)", "target": "是呀~" }, { "source": "还不早点睡!", "target": "你也一样!!!!" }, { "source": "你也一样!!!!", "target": "我睡一觉醒了!!" }, { "source": "我睡一觉醒了!!", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "妮妮卫衣还有么", "target": "这件?明晚8点" }, { "source": "小绿瓶很好用。", "target": "试试看" }, { "source": "我看到快吐了那~真不知道那边人的审美观差距那么大,难看的要命……", "target": "猪头一样的那个女的" }, { "source": "猪头一样的那个女的", "target": "比猪头还吓人" }, { "source": "比猪头还吓人", "target": "她应该和唐僧去取经。" }, { "source": "她应该和唐僧去取经。", "target": "哈哈,这句话说到点子上了" }, { "source": "冷暖自知", "target": "知书识礼" }, { "source": "长脖子", "target": "我也觉得,好搞笑" }, { "source": "我也觉得,好搞笑", "target": "好看都嘛" }, { "source": "好看都嘛", "target": "像长颈鹿一样,还好看" }, { "source": "像长颈鹿一样,还好看", "target": "不要送我" }, { "source": "色调赞!", "target": "不客气!" }, { "source": "不客气!", "target": "哈哈哈你好认真" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你好认真", "target": "听起来不像赞美" }, { "source": "你的记性如何?", "target": "薄樱鬼滴片尾曲!" }, { "source": "薄樱鬼滴片尾曲!", "target": "你有男朋友吗?" }, { "source": "你有男朋友吗?", "target": "你要给我介绍吗?" }, { "source": "你要给我介绍吗?", "target": "你喜欢什么类型的?" }, { "source": "你喜欢什么类型的?", "target": "高帅富心疼人知道自己回家的" }, { "source": "超级喜欢刘昊然!更喜欢他对角色的努力认真付出的样子", "target": "对待角色超级认真" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿~我又来了~", "target": "要是一个字一个字蹦" }, { "source": "阔气!就要这排场!!", "target": "必须阔气哈" }, { "source": "又回来找你了?", "target": "蠢蠢欲动" }, { "source": "天天出来作,不累吗", "target": "你还知道你天天出来作啊累不累啊?" }, { "source": "你还知道你天天出来作啊累不累啊?", "target": "呵呵,你不也是一样吗" }, { "source": "呵呵,你不也是一样吗", "target": "我也没说我累呀,我也没评价她累不累呀?而且我非常喜欢,想看到她,而且非常想看到她" }, { "source": "期待尤长靖!", "target": "哇哇哇," }, { "source": "傍晚愉快友", "target": "好友晚餐愉快。" }, { "source": "好友晚餐愉快。", "target": "晚餐香香好友" }, { "source": "青春的回忆", "target": "青春不再" }, { "source": "“买了马自达的那小子当年砸了我的丰田,我为这一天等了五年!”", "target": "然后发现马自达换奔驰了" }, { "source": "只有组织幼稚的人才会认为一个民选总统是无知幼稚?", "target": "你阅读能力厉害呀~" }, { "source": "哪个店求介绍", "target": "就花园路口加油站往南马方向下来第一个洗车店现在他那店里还没有是让别人过来弄的他说过几天他自己拿来弄了我这种是可以手撕的" }, { "source": "就花园路口加油站往南马方向下来第一个洗车店现在他那店里还没有是让别人过来弄的他说过几天他自己拿来弄了我这种是可以手撕的", "target": "电信局那里吗" }, { "source": "电信局那里吗", "target": "差不多爱车族洗车" }, { "source": "四川现在很冷吧", "target": "嗯,也不算太冷" }, { "source": "321悉尼不加油直飞伦敦指日可待", "target": "这个是不可能的" }, { "source": "祝你可以实现自己的梦想哦", "target": "不全啊啊啊前面还有两句诶" }, { "source": "不全啊啊啊前面还有两句诶", "target": "哈哈,你重新组织一下语言,我给你做" }, { "source": "我从南边回来嗓子就坏了……", "target": "你可能是水土不服" }, { "source": "夜太美,", "target": "头疼,总这样。" }, { "source": "头疼,总这样。", "target": "最近我也是。不过我也睡一会就醒了然后继续睡一会又醒。。。质量太差" }, { "source": "猴子呢?猴子怎么办", "target": "我问着了,如果顺利,过两天我就养猪了" }, { "source": "躲到哪里去了?留学来?", "target": "搬砖" }, { "source": "搬砖", "target": "项目怎么样运作的?" }, { "source": "项目怎么样运作的?", "target": "还不错" }, { "source": "还不错", "target": "祝贺" }, { "source": "这是谁啊?杨幂吗?", "target": "哈哈。这是神剧吧。完全没认出来这是女神幂" }, { "source": "哈哈。这是神剧吧。完全没认出来这是女神幂", "target": "这剧叫啥名呢?" }, { "source": "你说的是大家都不要送给易到呗?呵呵,这是200块钱的事么?全国有多少人提不到200?我宁可提现然后把这钱捐了,再少也是血汗钱,就是不能这么不清不楚的给我整没了,你倒是说说凭什么?200就不是钱了?就是一块钱是我的我也得要,这和多少没关系,不是一脚油一脚油跑来的?", "target": "我说打易到用了不就得了,别跟我说打不到我天天用" }, { "source": "我说打易到用了不就得了,别跟我说打不到我天天用", "target": "我说的是司机端,早都不用了,没看出来你说的是那个意思" }, { "source": "为啥你朋友圈还有微商………", "target": "朋友们里有些是副业在做啊" }, { "source": "朋友们里有些是副业在做啊", "target": "直接屏蔽掉。" }, { "source": "我我我…我们都很想你啊", "target": "超级想" }, { "source": "我期待董洁陈坤刘亦菲来演新版。谢谢。", "target": "你会失望的" }, { "source": "你有什么特色呢", "target": "爱好足球的人知道" }, { "source": "这温度真美好。", "target": "来嘛,感受一下" }, { "source": "快生~", "target": "妹子!他花了哥6000!!!!!能随便乱生吗!从此以后我只能喝水了!!!" }, { "source": "你结婚了?", "target": "没呢…求个婚" }, { "source": "没呢…求个婚", "target": "我就说。。你结婚。。要是不叫我。。就有点过分了吧。。" }, { "source": "人妖", "target": "诶。旅行愉快" }, { "source": "诶。旅行愉快", "target": "哈哈。别嫉妒了,等你放假陪你去峨眉山读个大学就给读初中一样,弱" }, { "source": "哈哈。别嫉妒了,等你放假陪你去峨眉山读个大学就给读初中一样,弱", "target": "我要去青岛!!大连!!" }, { "source": "我要去青岛!!大连!!", "target": "我妈不干。。说我去过了" }, { "source": "孩纸,你又受伤了~", "target": "阿姨什么时候请我吃饭" }, { "source": "三个奇数相加不可能是偶数,此题无解!", "target": "还是数学老师厉害" }, { "source": "早安愉快!", "target": "快楽" }, { "source": "我觉得星巴克没啥好喝的", "target": "红茶拿铁,馥芮白,巧克力………都还挺好的" }, { "source": "红茶拿铁,馥芮白,巧克力………都还挺好的", "target": "个人口感吧" }, { "source": "散步了吗", "target": "我说的是跑啊" }, { "source": "老人家都是这样,我外婆前两年去世了,我外公每天睡午觉前都要对着外婆的照片说,老太婆,我们睡觉了。最开始家里人看着觉得心疼,到现在习惯了,可能这就是他们的爱情吧", "target": "那一辈的爱情没有显摆,作态,是真真实实的,埋藏心底的。和你一起慢慢变老才是真的浪漫。" }, { "source": "啊我喜欢海风", "target": "如今住海边天天吹海风" }, { "source": "迟来一步", "target": "来了就好" }, { "source": "舀这么一大勺盐吓得我一激灵", "target": "我也以为盐都要放进去" }, { "source": "亲你穿真丝太美了", "target": "你是鼓励我败家吗" }, { "source": "在三福看到的发箍结果卖完了,,于耀凯让我网上看看,,,我以后不听他了,,他是被网络毒害的人,信他在网上买的东西都不好,,,,,吐槽小能手是我", "target": "以后不在网上买了" }, { "source": "祝你考试顺利!", "target": "一般都会考很好。" }, { "source": "今天超不开心", "target": "你去了鼓浪屿没?" }, { "source": "你去了鼓浪屿没?", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "没有", "target": "真是" }, { "source": "真是", "target": "你都不带我去" }, { "source": "你都不带我去", "target": "我和我对象去三亚" }, { "source": "我和我对象去三亚", "target": "这么快就有了" }, { "source": "莹宝贝,你嫁人了?", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "来来来,我先把糖给你剥好", "target": "昨天晚上不接我电话" }, { "source": "昨天晚上不接我电话", "target": "天地良心,你没有打电话给我哈" }, { "source": "天地良心,你没有打电话给我哈", "target": "用的我的另外一个手机,电信的" }, { "source": "用的我的另外一个手机,电信的", "target": "好吧,我以为打错了的……" }, { "source": "好吧,我以为打错了的……", "target": "你以为!!" }, { "source": "那你是承认拜菩萨能治感冒了?", "target": "对于拜菩萨这种事情我持中立态度不肯定也不否定本身就没人会为了治感冒去拜菩萨对于超自然的东西现在的科技水平解释不了所以也不用去纠结这些这和中医的价值也没有联系" }, { "source": "对于拜菩萨这种事情我持中立态度不肯定也不否定本身就没人会为了治感冒去拜菩萨对于超自然的东西现在的科技水平解释不了所以也不用去纠结这些这和中医的价值也没有联系", "target": "得病拜菩萨在偏远农村多的是,拜完就病好的也一大堆" }, { "source": "得病拜菩萨在偏远农村多的是,拜完就病好的也一大堆", "target": "你自己清楚感冒是很容易自愈的你非要用这个不需要任何治疗就能好的病例去探讨中医的效果本身就很可笑" }, { "source": "你自己清楚感冒是很容易自愈的你非要用这个不需要任何治疗就能好的病例去探讨中医的效果本身就很可笑", "target": "中医又是怎么知道它能治感冒的?" }, { "source": "中医又是怎么知道它能治感冒的?", "target": "中医的主要观念和价值就是在于“治未病”就是在你未患病的时候去调养你的身体从而达到一个健康的效果你非扯什么治疗能自愈的病你这不就是在钻牛角尖吗" }, { "source": "好人一生平安", "target": "看到这么多人说你,我就放心了" }, { "source": "你初恋和你男朋友都是你的同学?不只是聚会,这结婚也会很尴尬的你想过没?", "target": "结婚不会通知初恋吧" }, { "source": "姐姐你这也太可怕了吧!", "target": "吓我自己一跳然后打不着大扑棱蛾子天使" }, { "source": "为什么我一分钱没摇着", "target": "太优秀了" }, { "source": "昨天在朋友圈都看到了你家的广告有钱人啊", "target": "说明你是我的目标客户啊" }, { "source": "所有以前的东西看起来都越看越小越看越小以前觉得蛮大的空间", "target": "但还是很亲切" }, { "source": "好白皮肤真好", "target": "天天晚睡早起衰老加速" }, { "source": "高三狗表示已经在学校上课了……", "target": "够了,我们高二也是今天开学" }, { "source": "够了,我们高二也是今天开学", "target": "我平衡了" }, { "source": "看你手机我强迫症都犯了", "target": "哈哈哈我实在不想看短信啊" }, { "source": "又一波雪", "target": "是的是的,又要下雪了" }, { "source": "大广赛又开始了?", "target": "老师培训的一个会。马上开始啦" }, { "source": "老师培训的一个会。马上开始啦", "target": "时间飞快啊今年加油拿十万哈哈哈" }, { "source": "时间飞快啊今年加油拿十万哈哈哈", "target": "几乎不可能哦" }, { "source": "你竟然没回家", "target": "是啊,你不知道么" }, { "source": "是啊,你不知道么", "target": "一直不知道" }, { "source": "非尖儿懒,我看你也关注了千阳游走世界中,你有空经常旅行吗?", "target": "有什么关系么?" }, { "source": "总是读顾城,难道要演了~", "target": "演什么?" }, { "source": "青州好玩吗", "target": "好玩好玩好玩" }, { "source": "好玩好玩好玩", "target": "一直想去来着!" }, { "source": "报工伤", "target": "自己出去得瑟滴就磕破点肉没啥必要公司抠滴一笔没必要扯那不开心" }, { "source": "那姐你今晚真美", "target": "你开心就好" }, { "source": "你居然把我这么二的照片传上去!噢!。还是得谢谢你啦!小萝莉!", "target": "不谢不谢〜开学请我吃饭就行" }, { "source": "不谢不谢〜开学请我吃饭就行", "target": "行!" }, { "source": "行!", "target": "你的照片咧?" }, { "source": "你的照片咧?", "target": "什么?" }, { "source": "什么?", "target": "上次拍的照片什么时候有啊" }, { "source": "顶帽形状多似水饺", "target": "可以任意折嘿嘿" }, { "source": "为什么每天都在这个时间晚安还玩个浪漫?", "target": "睡了就发了啊,这段时间原谅我" }, { "source": "昨晚我也梦到含韵了〜跟我说了好多话", "target": "我也是,但是都是梦里而已,因为从来没见过本尊所以梦里也都是遐想" }, { "source": "我也是,但是都是梦里而已,因为从来没见过本尊所以梦里也都是遐想", "target": "我见过两次〜不知道含韵认不认得我" }, { "source": "我见过两次〜不知道含韵认不认得我", "target": "活动见过的吧?" }, { "source": "3.11上课的我", "target": "分给我几天!!!" }, { "source": "分给我几天!!!", "target": "只要你拿得走,我愿意给你" }, { "source": "只要你拿得走,我愿意给你", "target": "哇暴风哭泣,拿不走!!" }, { "source": "哇暴风哭泣,拿不走!!", "target": "摸摸头" }, { "source": "下午的作业你自己写不好吗百度", "target": "没百度明白,封面啥的太难了,我不想折磨我自己有卖的就去买,有么..." }, { "source": "没百度明白,封面啥的太难了,我不想折磨我自己有卖的就去买,有么...", "target": "你傻" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,晚安", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "求富强!多爱国和谐友善", "target": "换!!" }, { "source": "橄榄妹喜欢什么颜色?对了她的生日是?", "target": "应该是粉色小孩子都喜欢可爱的颜色生日是6.1" }, { "source": "应该是粉色小孩子都喜欢可爱的颜色生日是6.1", "target": "那谢谢了,出生在儿童节呢~" }, { "source": "那谢谢了,出生在儿童节呢~", "target": "对哒" }, { "source": "这尾巴有点长", "target": "哈哈哈哈也就中等长" }, { "source": "约会没有", "target": "木有明显我被水了" }, { "source": "木有明显我被水了", "target": "哎。那电话联系没有" }, { "source": "哎。那电话联系没有", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "没有", "target": "你也水他一盘三" }, { "source": "你也水他一盘三", "target": "对嘞这是个好办法" }, { "source": "姐姐,你暴露年龄咧!", "target": "年龄不是问题~~" }, { "source": "年龄不是问题~~", "target": "哎呦喂。之前你可不这样啊!哈哈!" }, { "source": "搞事情的静不认真上班", "target": "哇你在线啊" }, { "source": "哇你在线啊", "target": "不可以哦" }, { "source": "肥猪", "target": "这是狗" }, { "source": "你这周回去吗", "target": "不回,有考试" }, { "source": "不回,有考试", "target": "我在家煮火锅请朋友和以前的同事,还说请你一起来玩嘞" }, { "source": "可惜去的时候没找到小酒吧,只到景点玩了玩", "target": "不过可以来山东看海" }, { "source": "不过可以来山东看海", "target": "五一出行计划的蓬莱。起点就没赶上车" }, { "source": "去阆中一定要去吃阆苑三绝,合香奶茄,好吃到哭,下次我去阆中一定是因为我想吃这两样了", "target": "要吃阆中牛肉面才对" }, { "source": "要吃阆中牛肉面才对", "target": "可以的可以的,所以有推荐的么?" }, { "source": "我颖宝真棒,好想和爸妈一起去看电影", "target": "感觉特别期待" }, { "source": "生日快乐柳,希望你考试顺利,梦想成真啊下周出来嗨起走哈", "target": "哈哈,好的啊!要不星期六出来唱歌?我那张免费券要过期了!" }, { "source": "哈哈,好的啊!要不星期六出来唱歌?我那张免费券要过期了!", "target": "星期六可以用吗?" }, { "source": "星期六可以用吗?", "target": "好像可以,说的只有重大节日不能用" }, { "source": "好像可以,说的只有重大节日不能用", "target": "你是农历生是不哦!你好久考试?" }, { "source": "我更喜欢你就说这句撩不撩!", "target": "哈哈哈我马上就要回家啦!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我马上就要回家啦!", "target": "我要到12月20号左右" }, { "source": "我要到12月20号左右", "target": "啥……这中间不开封嘛?" }, { "source": "啥……这中间不开封嘛?", "target": "大概…可能…是的…唉现在可可怜了" }, { "source": "大概…可能…是的…唉现在可可怜了", "target": "啥……咋这样" }, { "source": "番茄放多了!", "target": "就是这么任性" }, { "source": "阿锅也是帅气", "target": "阿锅不帅气了...." }, { "source": "头发短了?", "target": "嗯哩。好短好短好短的说。。" }, { "source": "嗯哩。好短好短好短的说。。", "target": "我说你怎么剪得这么短了呢..." }, { "source": "我说你怎么剪得这么短了呢...", "target": "不小心的。不知道怎么剪所以。。" }, { "source": "烟雨江南,梦里水乡。早。", "target": "梦里水乡,闲度时光!" }, { "source": "能不能给人家打个码好歹也是个公众人物不公众猫", "target": "公众猫都会抓老鼠,铅笔会吗?" }, { "source": "公众猫都会抓老鼠,铅笔会吗?", "target": "铅笔有你就够啦还有我" }, { "source": "背景音乐是什么?", "target": "残缺" }, { "source": "我还在等爱我的那个人,我在这里等你,你在哪里。。。。", "target": "快了。" }, { "source": "母胎单身狗,从来没有被追过,也没有喜欢过别人", "target": "我还以为只有我从来没有在现实生活中喜欢过一个人,什么暗恋告白都不存在的" }, { "source": "夜猫,还不睡觉", "target": "夜猫没那么早的" }, { "source": "夜猫没那么早的", "target": "呵呵。" }, { "source": "怎么都是青菜呀?不过我不会嫌弃的,下次叫上我吧!", "target": "里面有肉的。只是你没有发现。。" }, { "source": "里面有肉的。只是你没有发现。。", "target": "那就更好了!" }, { "source": "那就更好了!", "target": "没人要给你吃" }, { "source": "做的最酷炫的是初高中不写寒暑假作业,我就问你怕不怕", "target": "最重要一点吃过打" }, { "source": "哇塞女神你好勤劳", "target": "你最懂我" }, { "source": "你最懂我", "target": "我只是说实话而已" }, { "source": "肚子都笑疼了", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "我呢?", "target": "你一副苦瓜脸谁想你啊" }, { "source": "准备把自己包成粽子出去浪", "target": "嗯穿的很多" }, { "source": "下次跑步可以叫上我", "target": "真的假的?" }, { "source": "真的假的?", "target": "肯定真的哇" }, { "source": "肯定真的哇", "target": "今天晚上可去哦" }, { "source": "今天晚上可去哦", "target": "你天天都回去吗?" }, { "source": "刚起床的我要好好去吃午饭了哈哈", "target": "这么晚哈哈哈" }, { "source": "好口爱啊~~~在海岛皮肤还那么白~~难道牙齿晒黑了?", "target": "眉毛和头发也晒黑了" }, { "source": "我在哪呢", "target": "你在后面那条马路上正在走去上班,你看到了吗" }, { "source": "我也不知道怎么说,反正我之前这样做,基本一天三次厕所(不是拉肚子),而且皮肤也变得很好,所以我就当作是提高代谢了。而且瘦确实瘦了不少(不是卖药的,我也不知道去哪买是别人送给我的)", "target": "像我这种只要喝多了水(大概一天喝三杯450ml的水)一天要上七八次厕所的,是不是哪里出问题了总感觉上厕所太频繁了点" }, { "source": "像我这种只要喝多了水(大概一天喝三杯450ml的水)一天要上七八次厕所的,是不是哪里出问题了总感觉上厕所太频繁了点", "target": "真的是有问题的……要去看医生!(认真脸)" }, { "source": "真的是有问题的……要去看医生!(认真脸)", "target": "好的!放假回家去医院看一下" }, { "source": "好的!放假回家去医院看一下", "target": "我也要去看医生了" }, { "source": "我也要去看医生了", "target": "我已经打算去做个检查了" }, { "source": "我还想顺便跟姐和弟吐槽呢", "target": "哦吧我终于选好课啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "快快快终于吻了,不容易", "target": "这是哪集" }, { "source": "这是哪集", "target": "15" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "哈哈,不怕不怕。" }, { "source": "我才走你就不想见我了蛮", "target": "拜拜慢走" }, { "source": "大家让开,我来了!!!", "target": "送你上去哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "速8好看么?", "target": "超级好看!快去看" }, { "source": "小哥儿~~我已经催了N次啦,一直在说马上就来。。。先去服饰部那边倒吧", "target": "妞,我没抱怨,就跟你说下哈~" }, { "source": "你怎么都没被晒黑啊我也军训,都黑成碳了", "target": "我手臂真的也黑!!" }, { "source": "镜糕是粽子不", "target": "不是哇就咱们去西安梦句死想吃我死没让吃那个" }, { "source": "我觉得我们都是独一无二,不可替代的,至少世界这么大,只有一个自己。——佚名", "target": "我就是我颜色不一样的烟火" }, { "source": "清晨的空气都新鲜吧", "target": "你真可以过来找我玩两天" }, { "source": "我都还没追究你抛弃我去北京的事宜呢,未来军官你小心哦。", "target": "亲爱的对不起嘛~~谁知道呢~~我为什么要小心" }, { "source": "亲爱的对不起嘛~~谁知道呢~~我为什么要小心", "target": "小心呃•••万受无疆。" }, { "source": "互赞,新的,必回", "target": "点了首页回" }, { "source": "点了首页回", "target": "我的次数过了,明天补上" }, { "source": "你唱歌都是益达公子的感觉", "target": "。。。这怎么理解啊" }, { "source": "。。。这怎么理解啊", "target": "都能唱出你的感觉~就是这么理解的!" }, { "source": "都能唱出你的感觉~就是这么理解的!", "target": "我的感觉" }, { "source": "淘气〜", "target": "你又起这么早" }, { "source": "你又起这么早", "target": "Z只要是周末,我准有事儿,烦呐!" }, { "source": "求约会", "target": "哈哈~把哥你给忘了~我来查下档期" }, { "source": "哈哈~把哥你给忘了~我来查下档期", "target": "忘了?给你次机会不然没有了" }, { "source": "忘了?给你次机会不然没有了", "target": "哈哈~好吧。给你个机会~哥来订时间。" }, { "source": "哈哈~好吧。给你个机会~哥来订时间。", "target": "不~" }, { "source": "你是带着你爸妈出去么。到底在哪嘛!", "target": "我还找了半天车位,好不容易停到这里,下车一看,8917…我都不信,看见金刚节才确定…" }, { "source": "我还找了半天车位,好不容易停到这里,下车一看,8917…我都不信,看见金刚节才确定…", "target": "恩,那估计是我爸开的。" }, { "source": "美好的旅行呀呼", "target": "吼吼还想一起玩儿" }, { "source": "吼吼还想一起玩儿", "target": "没问题哦下次有机会在一起哈" }, { "source": "没问题哦下次有机会在一起哈", "target": "好的呢" }, { "source": "打女人的都是垃圾", "target": "我打过怎么了?我是真的受不了那种三番五次把我当下人一样的行为,我还跟她不熟高一" }, { "source": "霓娜在哪", "target": "霓娜今天喝酸奶把自己喝拧巴了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "导演觉得我不会扇耳光,演技待提高。", "target": "你只要演被导演扇那个就行了。" }, { "source": "MT你又不在,再说MT我也不去的。。换个人削", "target": "你不去没关系,肉削下来带过去就行,你要造福于人类啊亲" }, { "source": "你不去没关系,肉削下来带过去就行,你要造福于人类啊亲", "target": "最毒妇人心啊!!" }, { "source": "最毒妇人心啊!!", "target": "你是新时代的活雷锋啊!我们都会怀念你的" }, { "source": "你是新时代的活雷锋啊!我们都会怀念你的", "target": "好人都没好下场" }, { "source": "好人都没好下场", "target": "您的牺牲重于泰山啊!" }, { "source": "来丫来丫、你来打我丫、", "target": "先攒着……到时候一起还" }, { "source": "先攒着……到时候一起还", "target": "哎呦呦、到你见我就舍不得打我了、" }, { "source": "哎呦呦、到你见我就舍不得打我了、", "target": "谁说的……想想你是怎么欺负善良的我的,我多可怜啊" }, { "source": "谁说的……想想你是怎么欺负善良的我的,我多可怜啊", "target": "你说说、我怎么欺负你了、明明是你总是欺负我老实、" }, { "source": "你说说、我怎么欺负你了、明明是你总是欺负我老实、", "target": "你怎么老实啦?" }, { "source": "你怎么老实啦?", "target": "我就是很老实啊、哥哥都知道、" }, { "source": "我就是很老实啊、哥哥都知道、", "target": "知道个屁……他是懒得理你" }, { "source": "知道个屁……他是懒得理你", "target": "胡扯、他明明就了解我的一切、" }, { "source": "胡扯、他明明就了解我的一切、", "target": "孩子,醒醒……" }, { "source": "孩子,醒醒……", "target": "我没睡着、" }, { "source": "我没睡着、", "target": "可你做梦了" }, { "source": "可你做梦了", "target": "哪有、你才做梦呢、" }, { "source": "有没有想我呀", "target": "有啦有啦" }, { "source": "狐狸:我不要面子的啊???", "target": "不要" }, { "source": "冷不冷?好想穿帅气的冬款外套", "target": "该穿标准的秋装了我也不知道算不算冷" }, { "source": "该穿标准的秋装了我也不知道算不算冷", "target": "羡慕," }, { "source": "羡慕,", "target": "穿短袖不好吗小弟弟" }, { "source": "穿短袖不好吗小弟弟", "target": "热得我想拔层皮" }, { "source": "我是王思聪老婆!费曼老婆!韩寒的女婿!吴镇宇的儿媳!", "target": "身份百变啊,忽男忽女" }, { "source": "醒来就见到了早晨", "target": "哈哈你真曼妙" }, { "source": "你要给我换六?我不反对哦", "target": "说的我好像买的起一样。。。" }, { "source": "瘦子", "target": "还行,最近猛吃长肉了" }, { "source": "多久没吃肉了你这是", "target": "好几天了" }, { "source": "你又穿袄了?", "target": "小棉袄" }, { "source": "秀恩爱啊", "target": "偶尔哈哈" }, { "source": "平安", "target": "6.2" }, { "source": "6.2", "target": "等我" }, { "source": "等我", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "要吃汤圆呀~", "target": "吃了吃了" }, { "source": "我们谁在吵?我和另外一个乐橙都已经说好和解了你现在是什么意思", "target": "郁闷,我只是想劝你们和解,没别的意思,如果我哪里讲错了,对不起。和解?" }, { "source": "好伤心,在外地上大学没看到你们的比赛不说,还没看到大连的雪景,,,", "target": "谁让西安没有球队呢?" }, { "source": "你春游完啦?这个是什么电影", "target": "内主角太不在乎穿了我觉得拍得有点过" }, { "source": "内主角太不在乎穿了我觉得拍得有点过", "target": "哦,好吧,迪士尼的嘛?" }, { "source": "哦,好吧,迪士尼的嘛?", "target": "不知道、瞎看" }, { "source": "不知道、瞎看", "target": "你还在放假?" }, { "source": "买可以冲洗屁屁的马桶是不是", "target": "没有啦,买不起" }, { "source": "第一晦气那天呢?", "target": "第一晦气的是老子身份证掉了" }, { "source": "第一晦气的是老子身份证掉了", "target": "给你个爱的抱抱" }, { "source": "酸奶你包啦?", "target": "你敢喝我就敢包" }, { "source": "小年快乐哦", "target": "快乐你也快乐" }, { "source": "别轻生", "target": "我们一起去吧" }, { "source": "我们一起去吧", "target": "别,我是一个有家庭的人" }, { "source": "别,我是一个有家庭的人", "target": "你和她都分了这么久了" }, { "source": "你和她都分了这么久了", "target": "我是一个有作业的人" }, { "source": "我是一个有作业的人", "target": "转型啦?" }, { "source": "转型啦?", "target": "我已经勤奋了十天" }, { "source": "我已经勤奋了十天", "target": "两天打渔三天晒网" }, { "source": "感冒了吗?", "target": "应该是快好了所以才会咳嗽发烧的时候是不会有咳嗽的" }, { "source": "剃了好多抱着肉肉的~", "target": "哎。真好July之前瘦了好多啊这两天v长了点起来希望它能熬过去" }, { "source": "哎。真好July之前瘦了好多啊这两天v长了点起来希望它能熬过去", "target": "它没吐了吧" }, { "source": "努力个啥", "target": "努力睡得更晚" }, { "source": "我只想知道网恋里你的性别是?", "target": "啊啊啊,你能问出这个问题,说明是真。懂我。男。" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,你能问出这个问题,说明是真。懂我。男。", "target": "那如何长的好?" }, { "source": "曹姐姐表示很想结婚", "target": "早点结吧!我们来喝喜酒" }, { "source": "早点结吧!我们来喝喜酒", "target": "不会叫你的" }, { "source": "在外头吃饭所,这么暗了?", "target": "恩,不是白吃的,收帖之饭。。。" }, { "source": "恩,不是白吃的,收帖之饭。。。", "target": "哦看起来多好吃呢" }, { "source": "哦看起来多好吃呢", "target": "嘿嘿嘿,还不错,明天你们都要来哇?" }, { "source": "爱人!加油哦!调节好了!我们去逛街", "target": "嗯嗯!正在努力恢复心态中" }, { "source": "我说喜欢江小猪该不该去说呢", "target": "坚持下去!加油偶支持你" }, { "source": "坚持下去!加油偶支持你", "target": "你怎么支持?而且你还没回答我呢" }, { "source": "你怎么支持?而且你还没回答我呢", "target": "春春" }, { "source": "春春", "target": "快回答我啊" }, { "source": "可是逢年过节看看购物清单觉得自己下一秒就会死掉", "target": "得好像我不是全选购物车就要倾家荡产咱平凡人就是历经岁月再有钱也会有买不起的东西" }, { "source": "得好像我不是全选购物车就要倾家荡产咱平凡人就是历经岁月再有钱也会有买不起的东西", "target": "哈哈哈我选的都很平凡可是感觉还是好穷下次见面聊哇" }, { "source": "你是不是胖了", "target": "呜呜,,你不要说出来" }, { "source": "我觉得可以全方位对比一下x和s8的面部解锁,告诉那些不相信s8面部解锁有多垃圾的人,事实有多残忍", "target": "田忌赛马?" }, { "source": "田忌赛马?", "target": "所以你是默认s8面部识别辣鸡?" }, { "source": "我家现在俩媒人竟然碰到一起了我回房间睡觉他们俩先聊聊", "target": "阔怕" }, { "source": "阔怕", "target": "管他们呢,反正我先溜了,昨天买年货跑了一天累死了" }, { "source": "你果然真的失恋了", "target": "你居然失恋了" }, { "source": "你居然失恋了", "target": "我没有啊" }, { "source": "我没有啊", "target": "你肯定失恋了" }, { "source": "你肯定失恋了", "target": "我都没有恋失毛线" }, { "source": "我都没有恋失毛线", "target": "你绝对失恋了" }, { "source": "你绝对失恋了", "target": "你自己失恋还要拉上别人" }, { "source": "你自己失恋还要拉上别人", "target": "哎你失恋了无须质疑了" }, { "source": "爱玛看不清还酷个头", "target": "高吗" }, { "source": "哈哈,666。墙都不服只服你", "target": "我现在很暴躁" }, { "source": "我现在很暴躁", "target": "哈哈,请原谅我这么不厚道的笑了,哈哈哈,太逗了" }, { "source": "我点退押金,连退款的字样都没显示,而且里面押金又没看见了,", "target": "我的也是,打客服,客服说正在退款中,这都好几天了" }, { "source": "为什么不上班!哼!", "target": "请假休息" }, { "source": "生日快乐哟早日采访到喜欢的人", "target": "哈哈哈好喜欢这个祝福" }, { "source": "哈哈哈好喜欢这个祝福", "target": "愿望成真" }, { "source": "多交朋友没有什么不好爱情貌似没什么用", "target": "惊现毒鸡汤" }, { "source": "惊现毒鸡汤", "target": "真心的你会明白的" }, { "source": "求资源", "target": "私我就可以给你" }, { "source": "我也想过健身可是没钱又没时间哈哈哈有无数的理由,让我不去", "target": "再不瘦我这辈子应该都没机会了" }, { "source": "再不瘦我这辈子应该都没机会了", "target": "你已经够完美了对自己要求太高了" }, { "source": "这波德克士广告毫无违和感", "target": "没错没错" }, { "source": "选一个爱你多过你爱他的", "target": "你居然看懂了" }, { "source": "你居然看懂了", "target": "懂你,哈哈" }, { "source": "外面很大雨呀~难道你忍心让我一个弱女子送过去么~", "target": "我忍心伽哈哈!!" }, { "source": "你包的是包子吗", "target": "我包得比你好!有本事你包个!" }, { "source": "我包得比你好!有本事你包个!", "target": "嗯嗯包的好" }, { "source": "嗯嗯包的好", "target": "那确实比你厉害多了" }, { "source": "你什么专业啊", "target": "国教会计" }, { "source": "国教会计", "target": "好吧。。。明白了" }, { "source": "啊我好惊啊我惊到训5着啊5好喔", "target": "昨晚睡得好吗,有无吓到你啊" }, { "source": "找到工作了?", "target": "暂时先做着。。" }, { "source": "来了没有", "target": "然后我很早就走了" }, { "source": "然后我很早就走了", "target": "在里面躺着的我" }, { "source": "在里面躺着的我", "target": "噗,我逛了好几圈,没啥好玩的我就走了" }, { "source": "噗,我逛了好几圈,没啥好玩的我就走了", "target": "是啊,不好玩" }, { "source": "话说你是不是在哈尔滨", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "欢迎我去哈尔滨吗" }, { "source": "很多问题的,用哪个公司比较好?走哪个州转运?", "target": "多看看论坛嘛" }, { "source": "拜托是作家", "target": "没看见我最后加了个么" }, { "source": "没看见我最后加了个么", "target": "水土不服就服你" }, { "source": "妹妹多大了?", "target": "19" }, { "source": "19", "target": "啊?那么大了?我以为几岁呢,你多大?" }, { "source": "啊?那么大了?我以为几岁呢,你多大?", "target": "小何姐都大四快毕业了,年纪应该跟我差不多,但她比我大一级。" }, { "source": "小何姐都大四快毕业了,年纪应该跟我差不多,但她比我大一级。", "target": "他妹妹都19了" }, { "source": "他妹妹都19了", "target": "那有什么奇怪,姐妹俩只差几岁而已。" }, { "source": "抓金鱼最可爱了,最后一张靓了……我也要抱一个玩玩", "target": "抱一个“玩玩:" }, { "source": "抱一个“玩玩:", "target": "没有能给我抱的人,呜呜" }, { "source": "没有能给我抱的人,呜呜", "target": "抱你男人去" }, { "source": "抱你男人去", "target": "没男人,分了大半年了" }, { "source": "没男人,分了大半年了", "target": "再找个" }, { "source": "再找个", "target": "再也没有当初的感觉了" }, { "source": "再也没有当初的感觉了", "target": "感觉那里去了" }, { "source": "感觉那里去了", "target": "在一起那么开心的他都能和我分开,那其他人呢……我也没有条件和价值去要求别人像他以前那样爱我,也不太信任别人值得我那么去爱" }, { "source": "小编,你们上了外卖没?", "target": "外卖一直有哦" }, { "source": "外卖一直有哦", "target": "哪个平台?" }, { "source": "哪个平台?", "target": "美团" }, { "source": "快来找我玩", "target": "你出机票?" }, { "source": "笔记本一到热天就是这样", "target": "以前不会这样" }, { "source": "以前不会这样", "target": "刚买的时候肯定不会这样啦,买把风扇对紧来吹" }, { "source": "不要熬夜了吧。。。。", "target": "不中啊,明天考试" }, { "source": "看这个文案突然想到山河勿念", "target": "自从听了山河勿念我就一直在找同样人设的文终于给我蹲到了" }, { "source": "我们很像忘年交……而我是那个老牛", "target": "知道就好" }, { "source": "妖精", "target": "我是鑫鑫啊哈哈哈哈哈这是我一个追星的小号" }, { "source": "我是鑫鑫啊哈哈哈哈哈这是我一个追星的小号", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈原来你是赫海党好神奇啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "十个小时了,您的娜美才发出回应就问你慌不慌", "target": "呵!宝宝!你怕是没挨过揍!" }, { "source": "学霸狗", "target": "现在它不去你们那了。改来我们这了" }, { "source": "为什么点不了国旗啊……", "target": "你点一下别人的国旗进入围观欧洲杯话题,页面往下一拖就有点亮国旗,选中,点亮,妥了" }, { "source": "你点一下别人的国旗进入围观欧洲杯话题,页面往下一拖就有点亮国旗,选中,点亮,妥了", "target": "点了很多次了啊,没亮" }, { "source": "给我留点", "target": "来都给你" }, { "source": "黑色很美啊~", "target": "必须啊" }, { "source": "我想找一个像沥川一样绅士的男生,但愿如愿以偿", "target": "梦里有" }, { "source": "就算冻死在冬天的雪地里我也要说阔落不冰怎么喝", "target": "我买的常温可乐比冻的还凉" }, { "source": "我买的常温可乐比冻的还凉", "target": "能有这边常温的凉?" }, { "source": "能有这边常温的凉?", "target": "差不多了…" }, { "source": "差不多了…", "target": "天天喊冷成都白天10度吧家这边零下" }, { "source": "你现在还蛮自由啊可以出去", "target": "我一会又要出去了" }, { "source": "我一会又要出去了", "target": "真惬意" }, { "source": "每个人时不时的都会有这样的时候即使你看见的他是众星捧月一般的人在内心里他也会有落寞只是不为他人所知而已别想得太多白白浪费时光竟增烦恼人多忧虑便少了美好的时光", "target": "嗯啊嗯啊,么么哒" }, { "source": "嗯啊嗯啊,么么哒", "target": "抓紧想吃饭的地方吧" }, { "source": "抓紧想吃饭的地方吧", "target": "哪儿都成啊!!!有吃的就可以啊!!不挑!!" }, { "source": "阳光帅气的我可能谈恋爱去了,剩下我这个单身狗分身", "target": "羡慕你不上班" }, { "source": "羡慕你不上班", "target": "你上班为什么还睡那么晚?" }, { "source": "你上班为什么还睡那么晚?", "target": "心累,压力大。我昨晚4点才下班。" }, { "source": "心累,压力大。我昨晚4点才下班。", "target": "牛皮…" }, { "source": "新年第一天,既然发现又华丽丽的断签了,第二次断签,让我哭会", "target": "过七天又是铁杆" }, { "source": "想想上次22点睡觉,第二天起来后璐姐那种浑身轻松的感觉。。。", "target": "是啊!以后要早睡!!" }, { "source": "我会游泳呢", "target": "哈哈好吧,总的来说就是各种不如意啊" }, { "source": "哈哈好吧,总的来说就是各种不如意啊", "target": "学校和培训吗?" }, { "source": "学校和培训吗?", "target": "不是,生活和感情" }, { "source": "不是,生活和感情", "target": "噢。。。这个还是顺其自然好,只要人生方向不受影响就好" }, { "source": "因为娶媳妇越来越贵,男孩子的彩礼钱是农村家庭父母一辈子的收入。", "target": "居然有这么多人的嫁妆比彩礼多的?难道身边这些人结的都是假婚花了这么多彩礼却没什么嫁妆" }, { "source": "祝你成功", "target": "嘿嘿,买到了,G6116二月八号的..." }, { "source": "嘿嘿,买到了,G6116二月八号的...", "target": "恭喜啊…" }, { "source": "恭喜啊…", "target": "有个农民工不懂网络,火车无座票都买不到。为了回家过年,花四百多买大巴票回去。比火车卧铺还贵两百。多花钱又不安全。发生在我身边的事情,真心的想帮帮他们。有时间写个春运购票攻略。呵呵" }, { "source": "有个农民工不懂网络,火车无座票都买不到。为了回家过年,花四百多买大巴票回去。比火车卧铺还贵两百。多花钱又不安全。发生在我身边的事情,真心的想帮帮他们。有时间写个春运购票攻略。呵呵", "target": "好主意··不过·你就算写了·农民工还是不会上网也看不见啊··" }, { "source": "你男友呢?", "target": "在旁边啊…" }, { "source": "在旁边啊…", "target": "好羡慕你们" }, { "source": "为啥只能点一个赞明明想多赞几次!", "target": "你可以赞了再取消再赞再取消" }, { "source": "你GD了我同学啊?", "target": "怎么回事。。。。。" }, { "source": "怎么回事。。。。。", "target": "我肿么知道…" }, { "source": "你弟弟在换牙吧,笑的那叫一个灿烂", "target": "是啊~前面两颗门牙都木有了" }, { "source": "碳纤维强度不够,和金属比不了的,飞机没有用碳纤维的", "target": "碳纤维玻璃纤维a380都在用啊" }, { "source": "碳纤维玻璃纤维a380都在用啊", "target": "战斗力真的有用到碳纤维做结构件的吗?" }, { "source": "战斗力真的有用到碳纤维做结构件的吗?", "target": "潜艇耐压壳都碳纤维了还不能军用化?!" }, { "source": "你室友都太好看了吧!!", "target": "主要是说我呢吧" }, { "source": "不错噢~教堂真是百看不腻", "target": "一天跑四个就真的腻了。。。所以后来哪怕教堂就在百米外,都不会特地去了" }, { "source": "这里是哪里呀?求地址", "target": "三圣乡那边" }, { "source": "三圣乡那边", "target": "店名叫什么呀" }, { "source": "店名叫什么呀", "target": "觅觅花园" }, { "source": "觅觅花园", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "你也开始掉头发了?", "target": "没有,我还没掉" }, { "source": "吃吃吃二十号你来上海我带你吃", "target": "我开学!" }, { "source": "我开学!", "target": "你几号开学啊" }, { "source": "你几号开学啊", "target": "181920随便哪一天我忘了" }, { "source": "百度云和360才是我的大阵营啊!挂了我就…算了", "target": "我是百度云…所以…求李大神保佑我们!!!" }, { "source": "我是百度云…所以…求李大神保佑我们!!!", "target": "目前不是还没有表态么?硬盘赶紧买起来!" }, { "source": "目前不是还没有表态么?硬盘赶紧买起来!", "target": "是啊!要买了,这个月出工资了就买!" }, { "source": "不放假吗", "target": "放假啊,这边放的不同,不连着" }, { "source": "先吃为敬", "target": "就是,光吃水果就吃饱了" }, { "source": "就是,光吃水果就吃饱了", "target": "水果开胃" }, { "source": "别把白衣服弄脏了", "target": "你为啥退群呀" }, { "source": "你为啥退群呀", "target": "我?哪个群?" }, { "source": "我?哪个群?", "target": "回错人了原谅我最近脑容量不太够" }, { "source": "回错人了原谅我最近脑容量不太够", "target": "啊哈,吓我一跳" }, { "source": "要去大冒险嘛?", "target": "你不是刚去过嘛" }, { "source": "你不是刚去过嘛", "target": "你不是没加入吗?" }, { "source": "你不是没加入吗?", "target": "我起不来哟" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "加油无聊?" }, { "source": "加油无聊?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "好久不联系", "target": "想我了吗" }, { "source": "请告诉他,好想再和他看一次话剧,我在小渔村等他身边的张小厚", "target": "男神?" }, { "source": "知了狗子吧", "target": "吃过的吗?" }, { "source": "我也有感冒了!!!", "target": "太苦命了我们!!!!我还来大姨妈啊!!!!" }, { "source": "下月来北京见我们的周啊!", "target": "太远了" }, { "source": "周四正常上班啊", "target": "那你是要多久在?" }, { "source": "祝,早日康复", "target": "不算严重,小伤" }, { "source": "咋个换得发型?!中分到偏分?", "target": "啊!而且还烫了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "啊!而且还烫了哈哈哈哈", "target": "烫到哪儿在的!完全就一样的好吗!豁我不懂发型?" }, { "source": "烫到哪儿在的!完全就一样的好吗!豁我不懂发型?", "target": "整体蓬松了好不好!" }, { "source": "整体蓬松了好不好!", "target": "这种洗发前跟洗发后的区别你跟我说是换了发型!" }, { "source": "这种洗发前跟洗发后的区别你跟我说是换了发型!", "target": "你不懂!!!" }, { "source": "你不懂!!!", "target": "我觉得区别在你涂了口红…表拿发型说事,哈哈" }, { "source": "我觉得区别在你涂了口红…表拿发型说事,哈哈", "target": "....口红还可以撒" }, { "source": "....口红还可以撒", "target": "哈哈还可以,是不是橘红的嘛" }, { "source": "哈哈还可以,是不是橘红的嘛", "target": "桃红!我调入颜色" }, { "source": "对对对两个人结婚做邻居什么的是最好的啊~", "target": "超赞同!!!啊啊啊啊还以为只有我这么奇怪呢" }, { "source": "这个季节,最适合杀全有了", "target": "哈哈别这样说了" }, { "source": "最近每次从客厅到房间时都会在走廊放慢脚步斜瞄一眼嗯胖了", "target": "这个月有樱桃小丸子和意大利少年,电影,看么" }, { "source": "这个月有樱桃小丸子和意大利少年,电影,看么", "target": "好啊你挑" }, { "source": "好啊你挑", "target": "哦还早" }, { "source": "那你晚上怎么撸", "target": "你来帮我撸" }, { "source": "你来帮我撸", "target": "遵命" }, { "source": "遵命", "target": "我去摄影" }, { "source": "感觉你的中分头发好少", "target": "哈哈哈头发本来就少啊" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜(严肃脸)", "target": "你确定不是惊吓" }, { "source": "美呀,围巾和包包很搭~", "target": "小面积紫还真的蛮好看的" }, { "source": "小面积紫还真的蛮好看的", "target": "嗯嗯,好看,这就是你上次推荐的那条围巾吧" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,好看,这就是你上次推荐的那条围巾吧", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "你不是读了博士么。。。毕啥业。。", "target": "从交大毕业,去复旦读博是不是有点很扯淡?" }, { "source": "从交大毕业,去复旦读博是不是有点很扯淡?", "target": "流弊!!!膜拜!" }, { "source": "流弊!!!膜拜!", "target": "原因是我们老板从交大跳槽去了复旦。。。我也不想的。。。" }, { "source": "今晚结局会很仓促吧好希望来个结局上,然后播个新剧,明晚再来个结局下的", "target": "明晚应该不是结局,不喜欢结局是那样的。" }, { "source": "既然你都睡不着,那我们换地方吧", "target": "家里的床比较舒服" }, { "source": "让时间去证明吧、总有一天你会不被其牵动你的情绪…", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "都不晓得毕业咋办哟!", "target": "妹子··你想太多、太远了.且几乎毫无意义,只会徒增烦恼" }, { "source": "真正18岁了,今天生日很开心!希望你也天天开心…惊喜不断!", "target": "亲,生日快乐" }, { "source": "175,女生,求脱单", "target": "怎么脱" }, { "source": "不减肥了吗", "target": "吃完这一顿" }, { "source": "生意兴隆噢!!", "target": "无钱赚的,只是累积多点人脉者………以后仲要将服务提高一个档次。" }, { "source": "!!!!黄老师!约会吗!!!", "target": "走了狐卡笑死我了" }, { "source": "冰天雪地,姐姐包个车吧在漠河,漠河那边路况不错,但过冰河要小心", "target": "谢谢你哟,不过姐姐已经订好了漠河的车了" }, { "source": "谢谢你哟,不过姐姐已经订好了漠河的车了", "target": "其实漠河夏天去更好,可以着极光。冬天滑雪" }, { "source": "今儿不说男的改说音乐啦~", "target": "回头给你听!哎哟别提了这男主角我已经爱上了!" }, { "source": "奔跑吧!!!!想看鹿晗", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "没电玩手机啦?岩想打比你添", "target": "很早睡了,点吖" }, { "source": "矮油,突然想起首歌,七月份的尾巴,你是狮子座~生日快乐啊~", "target": "不是我好不好。" }, { "source": "华农校区一直都有自己的风格,很爱很爱这样的氛围...今晚的12可以让我想象得到未来会是怎样!所以,前校负,你安心退休吧!当然这句话也是送给自己的!", "target": "呼..希望真能让我放心吧..你去年也没完全放心吧~" }, { "source": "呼..希望真能让我放心吧..你去年也没完全放心吧~", "target": "可是我一直很相信你啊!招募就完全放出去了,除了前期!" }, { "source": "英雄出少年啊", "target": "是嘛" }, { "source": "有了制服更诱惑啊……军训还是有效果的,摆的姿势比以前自然多了", "target": "。。。哈哈哈其实我是还没摆姿势到位舍友就抓拍了。。。" }, { "source": "我是在京东上面看的四川无货……我价格是问的我姐夫他在北京哈", "target": "是不是NOTE2双卡的" }, { "source": "我是买活页的那个,可以分月放不是。不过感觉看到时间轴,就一点都不想写…==。", "target": "我知道你说哪个A5活页嘛" }, { "source": "我知道你说哪个A5活页嘛", "target": "对,不过感觉格子还是小了" }, { "source": "你还可以像个人吗", "target": "没事。你很快也会像个人的" }, { "source": "表示我那正好八经的算是富二代的哥哥在苏州发展。我依然想回我的大北京呐!", "target": "我也建议你回大北京。" }, { "source": "我也建议你回大北京。", "target": "今天收到了两个面试通知。。我都不在北京~哈哈~~~" }, { "source": "今天收到了两个面试通知。。我都不在北京~哈哈~~~", "target": "额你纠结啥啊直接回质监局就好了吖折腾累哇" }, { "source": "勤劳的孩纸", "target": "哼晚上过来给我暖床快冷死了" }, { "source": "哼晚上过来给我暖床快冷死了", "target": "好捏" }, { "source": "好捏", "target": "洗白白再过来不要大宝鸡柳" }, { "source": "用了家里5个手机全出动了,多了3张敬业和8张爱国就少和谐了~有互换的吗", "target": "多了3敬业、5和谐,缺的可以换哦,给我一个" }, { "source": "多了3敬业、5和谐,缺的可以换哦,给我一个", "target": "敬业还有吗" }, { "source": "好来自星星的你", "target": "来自星星的你还没看" }, { "source": "来自星星的你还没看", "target": "我才看三集" }, { "source": "见你不说话", "target": "见你说瞎话" }, { "source": "你作业写完了吗", "target": "没有我还在调整心情我适应不过来" }, { "source": "没有我还在调整心情我适应不过来", "target": "怎末适应不过来呢" }, { "source": "两个人怎么瘦脸", "target": "瘦了它自动就瘦了" }, { "source": "好想向你学习如何变美,可以指导指导我吗?", "target": "哈哈哈,你过奖了,不过你这样说,我真的很开心" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你过奖了,不过你这样说,我真的很开心", "target": "很想请你喝下午茶,听听你聊聊如何做个向你一样美丽自在女人" }, { "source": "很想请你喝下午茶,听听你聊聊如何做个向你一样美丽自在女人", "target": "哈哈,有机会一定滴" }, { "source": "生日快乐李哥!!!!!!!", "target": "好久不见了!谢谢你!我以前从来不过生日了,今天看到这么多朋友替我祝福,我真的泪流满面了!" }, { "source": "清汁豆浆好喝吗", "target": "好喝!就像抹茶" }, { "source": "过来参观一下", "target": "那么...观后感呢" }, { "source": "外面风吹着我都不想回公司了", "target": "特别舒服是吧?" }, { "source": "我已经不会写函数~", "target": "不会就不会吧,反正买菜也不用函数" }, { "source": "打算宅家,外面人太多", "target": "我现在外出,短途自驾游多,堵车了。" }, { "source": "最远的距离是你喜欢麦当劳而我喜欢开封菜", "target": "和你在一起我愿意吃你喜欢的开封菜" }, { "source": "于老师,这是胖了点?", "target": "一点点" }, { "source": "虎皮卷~我也馋啦!", "target": "不好吃了!" }, { "source": "骑摩托车去西藏?", "target": "自行车" }, { "source": "小小的城市弄得这么高大上,越来越想回去了!", "target": "欢迎回家" }, { "source": "哈哈蓝盈莹这个表演惊呆了我们啊又给了我们一个惊喜了超级喜欢的表白", "target": "表白了" }, { "source": "你是过去工作了啊?", "target": "对滴。这身打扮不象驴友撒。" }, { "source": "爱恨交加", "target": "这首歌不错" }, { "source": "锁骨好好看", "target": "??哪里来的锁骨" }, { "source": "蹦床一次起码要脸着地十次", "target": "我就一次就破相了" }, { "source": "我就一次就破相了", "target": "怎么破相了" }, { "source": "感冒了?", "target": "希望不是昨天睡不着,很晚才睡,起来就觉得头好痛" }, { "source": "希望不是昨天睡不着,很晚才睡,起来就觉得头好痛", "target": "胡思乱想了吧" }, { "source": "胡思乱想了吧", "target": "怎么说???" }, { "source": "怎么说???", "target": "要不怎么睡不着" }, { "source": "要不怎么睡不着", "target": "失眠咯…是你想太多了吧" }, { "source": "失眠咯…是你想太多了吧", "target": "昨晚睡得很好,不信问问她" }, { "source": "昨晚睡得很好,不信问问她", "target": "你睡得好不好,我不关心" }, { "source": "你睡得好不好,我不关心", "target": "只是想告诉失眠的你不过她也失眠你们两个怎么都这样" }, { "source": "只是想告诉失眠的你不过她也失眠你们两个怎么都这样", "target": "还不是因为你们那些臭男人!!!!" }, { "source": "还不是因为你们那些臭男人!!!!", "target": "好男人,绝世好男人" }, { "source": "一速兔子太快了会超车", "target": "我就是这么打下来的从来没超车" }, { "source": "我才知道原来还要厨师鞋", "target": "是呢,好严格的服饰" }, { "source": "就你厉害,就你懂嘻哈,瞧把你能耐的,你了解多少,你最多也就是个,墙倒万人推的万人之一", "target": "你懂嘻哈吗?不懂就闭嘴" }, { "source": "加油呀,做三岁小孩中最棒的一个", "target": "已经很努力了" }, { "source": "已经很努力了", "target": "嗯,就知道你是最胖的!" }, { "source": "嗯,就知道你是最胖的!", "target": "你是最胖的" }, { "source": "你是最胖的", "target": "好嘞!那就我吧" }, { "source": "小孩还骂人。", "target": "小孩就不可以骂人啦这是什么逻辑" }, { "source": "小孩就不可以骂人啦这是什么逻辑", "target": "小孩要听话,不能骂人。" }, { "source": "小孩要听话,不能骂人。", "target": "迈无脑我过几天回家打算去你那骗吃骗喝" }, { "source": "迈无脑我过几天回家打算去你那骗吃骗喝", "target": "我没钱?没办法给你骗。" }, { "source": "我没钱?没办法给你骗。", "target": "带着我一起去骗领老" }, { "source": "带着我一起去骗领老", "target": "哈哈。为什么" }, { "source": "关注你", "target": "弟弟有病" }, { "source": "奶瓶满分", "target": "哈哈哈哈我的奶瓶!" }, { "source": "生日过滴怎么样?", "target": "挺好挺好" }, { "source": "我知道我不告诉你", "target": "你最八卦了" }, { "source": "你最八卦了", "target": "不是哦~我跟童妹妹会主动互聊状况喔" }, { "source": "不是哦~我跟童妹妹会主动互聊状况喔", "target": "你怎么不主动找我吼" }, { "source": "你怎么不主动找我吼", "target": "现在不就主动了吗?" }, { "source": "现在不就主动了吗?", "target": "都是我主动吼" }, { "source": "从那么暖和的地方回沈阳", "target": "听说沈阳今天很冷" }, { "source": "听说沈阳今天很冷", "target": "敲级冷" }, { "source": "药扔掉了", "target": "说的你买了一样" }, { "source": "我黑了回来你要请客吗", "target": "好意思让我这样起早贪黑辛苦赚钱的可怜人请客吗!?回来你要还是白富美就请我吧" }, { "source": "好意思让我这样起早贪黑辛苦赚钱的可怜人请客吗!?回来你要还是白富美就请我吧", "target": "回来怎么可能还有钱。还有敢不敢不黑我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,大叔好可爱,长得像电吹风的家伙,不知道大家怎么都喜欢,从众心理吗?", "target": "就是可爱很魔性啊" }, { "source": "烤啥烤这么冷还不吃火锅", "target": "吃完烤肉就是烧烤" }, { "source": "吃完烤肉就是烧烤", "target": "要减肥的!" }, { "source": "要减肥的!", "target": "吃完这顿再说" }, { "source": "吃完这顿再说", "target": "否来塞个" }, { "source": "无聊过头噶表现~", "target": "你都看不到重点" }, { "source": "薇薇", "target": "干嘛" }, { "source": "干嘛", "target": "你是狗吧" }, { "source": "你是狗吧", "target": "是猫啊" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨了吧", "target": "哪有" }, { "source": "你啥时候带我去么!", "target": "8号发票呢" }, { "source": "聪明~不过我没骂一天~~~估计还有人再骂着你~~调查一下去~", "target": "一直没停或许是感冒的症状~" }, { "source": "深夜暴击!我还没吃饭………", "target": "我还不是没吃,减肥造孽得很" }, { "source": "你不过元宵节就回去啦?", "target": "我3号走,刚好过了再走" }, { "source": "我们班有人拖个箱子来上课。。。。", "target": "观感如何?" }, { "source": "观感如何?", "target": "我觉得她是刚回学校来。。。。" }, { "source": "你们真的都没有暖气的么冬天咋过啊都", "target": "被窝过" }, { "source": "加油,我也想参加高考,但是我没机会了,唉", "target": "加油干别的事" }, { "source": "加油干别的事", "target": "嗯嗯我要考会计证,当会计" }, { "source": "嗯嗯我要考会计证,当会计", "target": "我家才找了一个会计" }, { "source": "幸福的慢慢增胖!", "target": "哈哈~要克制,要克制" }, { "source": "啊啊啊!你去啦?巨高端,据说是受灯光师统一调配!", "target": "是啊一开始买了便宜的瞬间坏了看大家都用这么高端的我怎能落下!!" }, { "source": "明天体考,千万别下雨", "target": "布中吗" }, { "source": "现在忙活啥呢啊?啥时候来沈阳转转", "target": "瞎忙活呗,老想回去了,回去打电话给你袄" }, { "source": "瞎忙活呗,老想回去了,回去打电话给你袄", "target": "是双休不啊?最近都去哪出差了啊?" }, { "source": "是双休不啊?最近都去哪出差了啊?", "target": "是双休,最近就在大连混啊,没怎么出去" }, { "source": "是双休,最近就在大连混啊,没怎么出去", "target": "最近没有钱了,要不打算去趟大连的" }, { "source": "坚强宝贝", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "我可以把双辽P的比这个好看", "target": "可是通化是真的美" }, { "source": "可是通化是真的美", "target": "通化有什么好吃的,好玩的,说说" }, { "source": "通化有什么好吃的,好玩的,说说", "target": "太多了,一时半会说不完" }, { "source": "太多了,一时半会说不完", "target": "你逗我玩啊" }, { "source": "你逗我玩啊", "target": "都能出本书了" }, { "source": "大头引起公愤了", "target": "不能发图片了好可怜" }, { "source": "不能发图片了好可怜", "target": "要治治你离开了表情包还能活吗" }, { "source": "抓拍技术还不到位!", "target": "不行不行···我的发上去看看··肯定比你好" }, { "source": "不行不行···我的发上去看看··肯定比你好", "target": "赶紧啊那" }, { "source": "哥有点儿诚恳呢", "target": "不会真有第三部吧,都不想看了,追的太累,剧太好看" }, { "source": "变了吃货,可惜无得打包。", "target": "你地除左吃还是吃,吃货人生" }, { "source": "你地除左吃还是吃,吃货人生", "target": "一定肥了几斤回来" }, { "source": "一定肥了几斤回来", "target": "早出晚归,只会瘦,你定啦" }, { "source": "我脑补成僵尸额头的黄符快掉了,然后一直在抖动", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "我昨天博到1个对堂和所有的三红还有3个四进哈哈哈哈哈....", "target": "这么旺!我就状元一个对堂一个三红一个四进~~看来你快有好事啦~~" }, { "source": "这么旺!我就状元一个对堂一个三红一个四进~~看来你快有好事啦~~", "target": "昨天一桌麻将,我们剩下没得麻的就博饼赌钱,结果我赢了他们快600,把麻将输的都赚回来了..." }, { "source": "昨天一桌麻将,我们剩下没得麻的就博饼赌钱,结果我赢了他们快600,把麻将输的都赚回来了...", "target": "你也太猛了吧如果让你麻将估计也是赢" }, { "source": "四川这么多了,依然没有绵阳", "target": "同样吐槽,绵阳那家小米专卖店上次去问米6多少钱,给老子说加800-1000。" }, { "source": "同样吐槽,绵阳那家小米专卖店上次去问米6多少钱,给老子说加800-1000。", "target": "绵阳根本没有小米专卖店啊,你怕是遇到假的了吧" }, { "source": "今天好闷", "target": "我们这里还好" }, { "source": "我们这里还好", "target": "外面更闷热" }, { "source": "外面更闷热", "target": "是的我们这里晚上下雨了" }, { "source": "今天有真么热吗?", "target": "不过今天不会很冷啦~" }, { "source": "不过今天不会很冷啦~", "target": "不是喔,我觉得挺冷的" }, { "source": "不是喔,我觉得挺冷的", "target": "还好吧~出去时好像看到你了哦~" }, { "source": "还好吧~出去时好像看到你了哦~", "target": "是吗?在哪里??" }, { "source": "是吗?在哪里??", "target": "你开车的吧?" }, { "source": "你开车的吧?", "target": "是啊,哈哈。" }, { "source": "是啊,哈哈。", "target": "对哦~" }, { "source": "对哦~", "target": "哈哈,给你看到了?" }, { "source": "哈哈,给你看到了?", "target": "走在路上看到有辆电车风驰过车上有三个人~隐约就看到你啦" }, { "source": "老贾看好你!加油!来自乐视手机", "target": "我乐视手机现在机都开不了有时候你什么都没点就自己开机还卡,易碎好个屁" }, { "source": "跑步后多久做拉伸运动?", "target": "跑完拉伸,我一般走一下缓下气再拉伸" }, { "source": "你还不结婚?", "target": "没人要" }, { "source": "没人要", "target": "不可能的" }, { "source": "你英语很好吗", "target": "英语专业" }, { "source": "英语专业", "target": "怪不得" }, { "source": "怪不得", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "嘿嘿", "target": "有前途" }, { "source": "我们?", "target": "呀~班长~好久不见了" }, { "source": "亲,去哪里读大学了", "target": "北海的大专。。" }, { "source": "北海的大专。。", "target": "还以为你会来南宁呢" }, { "source": "还以为你会来南宁呢", "target": "也填了南宁的学校,没被录取" }, { "source": "你怎么还智齿疼内", "target": "一直没拔隔一段时间疼一下" }, { "source": "没工作待业如何破", "target": "你辞了?不过你们是太累" }, { "source": "你辞了?不过你们是太累", "target": "辞了很干脆" }, { "source": "辞了很干脆", "target": "辞的好啊,休息一阵再出山" }, { "source": "令人难以置信,每张照片都是隔着镜头玻璃拍的", "target": "那一样吗?" }, { "source": "男神男神我昨晚碰到男神辣吼开心", "target": "你知道男神长啥样?" }, { "source": "一扭一扭,好萌。", "target": "这是什么。好吃?" }, { "source": "这是什么。好吃?", "target": "传说中的天山魔蚕蛹" }, { "source": "上财保险考数一", "target": "数学没啥,主要是初试线和复试难度。" }, { "source": "数学没啥,主要是初试线和复试难度。", "target": "线不是关键吧,主要是看专业课难度啊" }, { "source": "你一个人去逛?", "target": "不是啊,和琦琦啊" }, { "source": "不是啊,和琦琦啊", "target": "嗯啊我晓得啦~你们玩得嗨皮哈~~" }, { "source": "嗯啊我晓得啦~你们玩得嗨皮哈~~", "target": "嗯哪~~好好加油哦~~" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "也恭喜你哈哈~" }, { "source": "炸炸我已经不记得看你直播好久了只得得那个时候你旁边有个妹子炸姐这名好像就是这样来滴", "target": "以前炸姐还收过唯一的徒弟呢,就是花千骨那会,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "以前炸姐还收过唯一的徒弟呢,就是花千骨那会,哈哈哈", "target": "中途一段时间没看有时间开黑呀" }, { "source": "中途一段时间没看有时间开黑呀", "target": "嘻嘻好呢" }, { "source": "嘻嘻好呢", "target": "无聊马上上完课回宿舍都不知道干嘛" }, { "source": "无聊马上上完课回宿舍都不知道干嘛", "target": "我打算睡觉我的舍友昨天跟别人玩球球玩到一点然后还睡着了打呼噜要命" }, { "source": "你这得害多少人分手?能吵架就说明已经关系很牢固了,不需要在对方面前装温柔、偶尔吵吵还能给感情加分,吵3次就分手那还是恋爱?那是练爱吧", "target": "呃?第一次见到以吵架为荣的我竟无言以对" }, { "source": "呃?第一次见到以吵架为荣的我竟无言以对", "target": "小吵怡情,大吵灰飞烟灭" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "我公司快垮了,有人赞一赞鼓励一下吗。" }, { "source": "我公司快垮了,有人赞一赞鼓励一下吗。", "target": "加油啊,一定会好起来的" }, { "source": "求考试内容", "target": "我的话题是我尊敬的人" }, { "source": "我的话题是我尊敬的人", "target": "我还没去考啊" }, { "source": "灭绝师太,情人节你老人家也耐不住寂寞,终于出山啦。看来峨眉派后继有人咯", "target": "略有不懂。不要同我说山话,明知我语文不及格。。" }, { "source": "要回家?", "target": "到家了吃撑了" }, { "source": "酒分院名不虚传", "target": "怎么是酒分院?我都不知道" }, { "source": "怎么是酒分院?我都不知道", "target": "不是每次过节都发酒么?" }, { "source": "不是每次过节都发酒么?", "target": "每个分院不都这样嘛?" }, { "source": "五点下班时代在进步", "target": "哈哈哈因为试营业" }, { "source": "哈哈哈因为试营业", "target": "也是咖灰太小杯了喝不够呢~点两杯又怕别人以为我很奇怪" }, { "source": "要去哪里高就了", "target": "回家种地" }, { "source": "开心", "target": "记得要看~~我也要看~~~~~" }, { "source": "记得要看~~我也要看~~~~~", "target": "一定的啦!我真想现在是星期六。" }, { "source": "嘻嘻我在乖乖复习,不要表扬我~你好啦亲?", "target": "不乖,都不来哥这报道了" }, { "source": "不乖,都不来哥这报道了", "target": "为了后天的考试我正在锻炼我强大的自制能力,不过锻炼过程很痛苦。。。手痒痒。。。" }, { "source": "德国菜真不好吃吗?", "target": "一般来说,确实不怎样" }, { "source": "xx是谁?", "target": "就是你,是你,就是你" }, { "source": "就是你,是你,就是你", "target": "梦见的就是我?" }, { "source": "考试满分啦?", "target": "不是啊,哎呀,小雨你要更高兴才行" }, { "source": "不是啊,哎呀,小雨你要更高兴才行", "target": "怎么了那么开心" }, { "source": "球球你多更博", "target": "你看吗我每天更五条" }, { "source": "你看吗我每天更五条", "target": "为你打爆电话" }, { "source": "态爷。。。人品真好。。。", "target": "那是,我天天攒人品。。。" }, { "source": "十块钱五个生蚝,怎么会吃不起呢", "target": "你在哪这么便宜?我在广东,烧烤80一打,一打12个" }, { "source": "你在哪这么便宜?我在广东,烧烤80一打,一打12个", "target": "也是10块5个6个" }, { "source": "也是10块5个6个", "target": "羡慕嫉妒恨,从来没吃够过,没次吃烧烤只点4个,两人分,太贵了好想一次吃个够,估计我一人就能吃两三百的" }, { "source": "嘴挺好看的", "target": "哇我常常嫌弃自己的嘴巴丑来着" }, { "source": "哇我常常嫌弃自己的嘴巴丑来着", "target": "挺可爱的" }, { "source": "你打算转型成一个网红?", "target": "我全部干完了这里的鸡汤" }, { "source": "我这里有一件军绿色卫衣你要不要套在脚脖子上", "target": "好看才套" }, { "source": "好看才套", "target": "很好看,我这两天天天暖脚脖子,很舒服…" }, { "source": "很好看,我这两天天天暖脚脖子,很舒服…", "target": "感谢你没暖脚丫子" }, { "source": "嫂子顺其自然即可", "target": "明天来不?" }, { "source": "你好美", "target": "谢谢你最真挚的评价" }, { "source": "谢谢你最真挚的评价", "target": "可惜木有我美哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哎呀完结了我还挺舍不得的", "target": "这么快结束了" }, { "source": "好辛苦!终于有了个阶段结束了,看到光。", "target": "但愿一切都顺利完成" }, { "source": "4月决赛有票啊为什么不去现场看", "target": "票贵成狗了" }, { "source": "票贵成狗了", "target": "你是鹿百万好嘛!" }, { "source": "随时随地都在撩妹", "target": "哪只眼睛看到啦" }, { "source": "墩儿说的北京的空气一股煤味", "target": "主要东三省是重工业" }, { "source": "主要东三省是重工业", "target": "真的不适合居住了。哎" }, { "source": "真的不适合居住了。哎", "target": "但住在帝都的人,仍然有他们的骄傲" }, { "source": "但住在帝都的人,仍然有他们的骄傲", "target": "后面越来越严重的时候,再看怎么骄傲吧" }, { "source": "你们的工装颜色还是很漂亮哒", "target": "嗯,有粉色还有蓝色" }, { "source": "这家人外卖上还算蛮实惠的哩,就不知道披萨如何~", "target": "自己去吃,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "直线行驶啊就是不能跑偏咯方向盘掌控好咯", "target": "本来就不知道哪里歪了" }, { "source": "本来就不知道哪里歪了", "target": "这个你方向盘移一点点没事电脑感应不出来" }, { "source": "这个你方向盘移一点点没事电脑感应不出来", "target": "感应的出来" }, { "source": "牵手成功!点个赞!", "target": "别吃醋啦,还你就是了" }, { "source": "在武汉上班好玩吗", "target": "好玩个屁全是长肉" }, { "source": "好玩个屁全是长肉", "target": "同学多啦对武汉熟悉,我在武汉就比较辛苦了" }, { "source": "同学多啦对武汉熟悉,我在武汉就比较辛苦了", "target": "都辛苦哦哪个不辛苦加班有一次加到晚上11点" }, { "source": "前面的路更美,更值得期待。", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "茜茜才不是假唱呢!", "target": "不是才怪" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "阳光温热,岁月静好。。" }, { "source": "可怜的娃!", "target": "是啊…我真的感觉有点头痛了…明天不想带电话了…" }, { "source": "是啊…我真的感觉有点头痛了…明天不想带电话了…", "target": "你真的要学会拒绝。" }, { "source": "你真的要学会拒绝。", "target": "嗯…感觉拒绝比做了更难!所以干脆就去做了!慢慢学习!" }, { "source": "嗯…感觉拒绝比做了更难!所以干脆就去做了!慢慢学习!", "target": "这样你自己会好累。跟着自己的心走,不想就拒绝。" }, { "source": "词儿整的挺文艺", "target": "就这点墨水,用完就完" }, { "source": "喝点糙米薏仁汤", "target": "求冰镇加糖。" }, { "source": "你去厦门玩了?", "target": "出差啦" }, { "source": "出差啦", "target": "哇,真好~好好玩玩" }, { "source": "哇,真好~好好玩玩", "target": "已准备回程" }, { "source": "已准备回程", "target": "多好~我也想去厦门" }, { "source": "我是举世好公民。。。你说的我不懂。。", "target": "见人" }, { "source": "见人", "target": "呵呵'我也觉得" }, { "source": "锦鲤鹿!!!我抢到票了,我要去见你", "target": "不容易不容易,话说你这个图" }, { "source": "不容易不容易,话说你这个图", "target": "菩萨都不知道我有多兴奋!!!!" }, { "source": "菩萨都不知道我有多兴奋!!!!", "target": "能想象,我都不知道到时候我能不能抢到票" }, { "source": "能想象,我都不知道到时候我能不能抢到票", "target": "我们一起加油" }, { "source": "我们一起加油", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "首先是你要有一个开学典礼,多么痛的领悟", "target": "后天小学生就开学了,可以带小孩去了" }, { "source": "某问题吖,等姐瘦到敢见你了", "target": "晕,你的意思是你现在还不瘦??" }, { "source": "晕,你的意思是你现在还不瘦??", "target": "没瘦到理想阶段了还" }, { "source": "没瘦到理想阶段了还", "target": "你现在多重了???" }, { "source": "我都好久没去南湖了", "target": "叫你去你也不去啊" }, { "source": "叫你去你也不去啊", "target": "哈哈,我也没空啊" }, { "source": "我去我为啥看见了………我啥也没看见", "target": "买!腮红定妆高光一盘搞定,娇兰一生推呀" }, { "source": "我看到了苹果", "target": "哪来的苹果" }, { "source": "你在火车站干嘛", "target": "去张家界玩,但是没赶上火车" }, { "source": "去张家界玩,但是没赶上火车", "target": "尴尬" }, { "source": "尴尬", "target": "我今天真是倒霉透顶了!!!!" }, { "source": "我今天真是倒霉透顶了!!!!", "target": "哎!" }, { "source": "哎!", "target": "我现在窝在火车站边上的麦当劳里,唉~求救呀!!" }, { "source": "我现在窝在火车站边上的麦当劳里,唉~求救呀!!", "target": "呵呵。开个房睡觉吧你" }, { "source": "宝宝是大型吸铁石一走动全都跟着跑", "target": "这比喻太好了" }, { "source": "没有哦大哥天气晴的很你呢", "target": "我的心里在下雨" }, { "source": "羡慕果然是何总", "target": "别嘲笑老子了,工资都跌到两千多了?" }, { "source": "别嘲笑老子了,工资都跌到两千多了?", "target": "我也跌了啊,700多啊干" }, { "source": "我也跌了啊,700多啊干", "target": "屁类,你不是都五六千了" }, { "source": "快过年了,要加强防范", "target": "嗯…" }, { "source": "我缺一个这样的姨~", "target": "我也缺" }, { "source": "还是正常发型的远哥看上去正点", "target": "啥时候不正常了" }, { "source": "干嘛把总裁一起黑了", "target": "因为爱他" }, { "source": "因为爱他", "target": "我爱你打你好嘛" }, { "source": "我爱你打你好嘛", "target": "你好残忍" }, { "source": "你好残忍", "target": "看你下次还黑不黑" }, { "source": "看你下次还黑不黑", "target": "继续黑!任性!" }, { "source": "继续黑!任性!", "target": "没钱还任性" }, { "source": "没钱还任性", "target": "没钱就不让我任性了吗" }, { "source": "没钱就不让我任性了吗", "target": "没钱你还想任性啊" }, { "source": "没钱你还想任性啊", "target": "不行吗!" }, { "source": "不行吗!", "target": "没钱我就看你怎样任性" }, { "source": "嘎嘎~想喝就去买吧~神马时候有空语音呀~~~", "target": "哪里有?没有家人做得好吃" }, { "source": "我最喜欢的音乐", "target": "喜欢就好" }, { "source": "希望你梦想成真", "target": "哈哈哈哈,但愿" }, { "source": "吃荔枝吃得多么?", "target": "可以说是吃脆皮吃得多吗。。。" }, { "source": "呃!!!…好多都有芒果喔!", "target": "下次试下…你都好忙里偷閒哦…" }, { "source": "人傻钱多。", "target": "钱也不多" }, { "source": "你你你,能不能矜持一点!", "target": "不忍心看我堕落那你就收了我吧!" }, { "source": "没化妆像60岁,说实话,第二张真的像60岁", "target": "你才呢" }, { "source": "哎,快给我买条船", "target": "买买买!!!" }, { "source": "去看嫂子吗?", "target": "我嫂子没事了,其他的病人就没那么幸运了!" }, { "source": "你不也是要减肥嘛", "target": "我和猪能相提并论吗" }, { "source": "天蝎女默默飘过~~~~~", "target": "土豪,你充会员了?" }, { "source": "皮肤不错+1,求换皮!!", "target": "求换脸!" }, { "source": "求换脸!", "target": "整了它!" }, { "source": "整了它!", "target": "莪我了个去!!" }, { "source": "生活处处是美景!", "target": "说得对哦" }, { "source": "怎么办是不是因为我老了所以都不追星了。。好久没听他唱歌了。。。", "target": "重新听起来!" }, { "source": "我喜欢买壁纸", "target": "壁纸需要买吗" }, { "source": "壁纸需要买吗", "target": "说错了,是主题" }, { "source": "对!手机这么好玩那就干脆回家吧我现在居然有这么老派的心态了", "target": "我也是这么想的!一边看着对方玩手机一边自己还要拼命尬聊,比上班还要累!不如回家看剧!" }, { "source": "我也是这么想的!一边看着对方玩手机一边自己还要拼命尬聊,比上班还要累!不如回家看剧!", "target": "就是突然不嗨了做什么都没意思" }, { "source": "就是突然不嗨了做什么都没意思", "target": "哎~我也是~前几天沉迷桌游可是人少又玩不起来" }, { "source": "哎~我也是~前几天沉迷桌游可是人少又玩不起来", "target": "下次一起玩!好想打麻将!" }, { "source": "她长发真的好看", "target": "对头" }, { "source": "张翰和娜扎都分了,估计他俩也不会长久的", "target": "跟你有关系吗" }, { "source": "发福了一点?", "target": "对啊,胖了好多" }, { "source": "对啊,胖了好多", "target": "不过一如既往的美美哒!有一天好像在北城天街看到你了!" }, { "source": "等后天带嗯哼来大连多穿点,这边挺冷的,送我上去让嗯哼妈妈看见", "target": "他们航班是今天到吗" }, { "source": "他们航班是今天到吗", "target": "嗯,今天到" }, { "source": "加油!期待好表现", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨", "target": "嘿嘿。都会回家的。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿。都会回家的。", "target": "我就没回" }, { "source": "我就没回", "target": "这个我也没什么办法啊" }, { "source": "只有我看到了度劫么", "target": "都过去了" }, { "source": "你提前毕业了吗?", "target": "恩提前三天" }, { "source": "恩提前三天", "target": "去哈佛之前记得请我吃饭" }, { "source": "水瓶座的表示不服,什么什么鬼!我们有自己的骄傲", "target": "我大水瓶够优秀" }, { "source": "我大水瓶够优秀", "target": "当然了" }, { "source": "我看的时候前一天还喝了酒,于是镜头晃到,我看了一半跑去厕所吐了。太给力了", "target": "看得我莫名其妙。" }, { "source": "看得我莫名其妙。", "target": "你没看懂" }, { "source": "你这周经历了啥", "target": "就是书看多了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "洛川四胖", "target": "就服你" }, { "source": "兰迪老师,圣诞快乐,万事胜意。", "target": "优秀" }, { "source": "今天不想上班", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "旺旺!新年旺旺!", "target": "新年快乐哈" }, { "source": "跳下来我接住你", "target": "你应该说背我下楼吧哈哈" }, { "source": "你给刘文静买礼物了吗", "target": "哈哈哈哈啊哈哈" }, { "source": "所以我现在越长大越注重锻炼啊拳击啊", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "给您拜年了!", "target": "过年好" }, { "source": "杨幂!!!娶我!!!!!", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "不穷你也不至于把家里摆满桌子。", "target": "就看中一张" }, { "source": "再接下来我们知道要去哪里再接下来我们知道要去哪离", "target": "希望还没破灭,这真是一件美好的事儿。" }, { "source": "二月歌不能分解!!!被坑了!!!", "target": "要等出设计图才能分解" }, { "source": "小伙伴,什么情况?", "target": "我来上海的微系统所面试啦" }, { "source": "我来上海的微系统所面试啦", "target": "这样啊,加油加油,留上海啊!" }, { "source": "我历来在家里过阴历,你最近记性怎么了?", "target": "老了,只记得这种亘古不变的阴历了。" }, { "source": "老了,只记得这种亘古不变的阴历了。", "target": "以前你自己还讲过,我回家过阴历,跟你们过阳历〜这是你自己说的" }, { "source": "以前你自己还讲过,我回家过阴历,跟你们过阳历〜这是你自己说的", "target": "谁叫姐姐我每次你阴历生我都和你说了生日快乐啦!" }, { "source": "话说楠哥你是要考六级吗哈哈", "target": "专八了" }, { "source": "专八了", "target": "哇塞那还奔跑在四级路上的我得像楠哥学习呀哈哈" }, { "source": "感冒流眼泪,米兔啊", "target": "怎么这么会哭哦要哭瞎掉了有没有" }, { "source": "你这图收藏了那四年哈商的冬天", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "在图书馆闭馆回寝时拍的?" }, { "source": "在图书馆闭馆回寝时拍的?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "主要是这个画面在考研期间就是回寝放松的一个标志" }, { "source": "想你了,", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "有空找我呢" }, { "source": "有空找我呢", "target": "好不许熬夜快睡吧" }, { "source": "你比我重了,多加锻炼啊学元", "target": "饭后一根烟,大子躺起赛神仙" }, { "source": "下雨了啊、、不错啊、、", "target": "南山也下雨吗?" }, { "source": "通宵吧", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "妹子超美啦啦啦", "target": "说得很对" }, { "source": "戴个眼镜好似几好体", "target": "主要本身优秀" }, { "source": "主要本身优秀", "target": "赞下你识飞了" }, { "source": "赞下你识飞了", "target": "我受得起,毕竟体重在那,飞不起。" }, { "source": "忙上班赚钱", "target": "为了还巨额花呗吗" }, { "source": "为了还巨额花呗吗", "target": "为了成为像你这么优秀的人" }, { "source": "为了成为像你这么优秀的人", "target": "你过于谦虚了" }, { "source": "崽子,你回来了!", "target": "必然的~请了5天假" }, { "source": "必然的~请了5天假", "target": "我回来早了,28号才上课。" }, { "source": "我回来早了,28号才上课。", "target": "那你怎么那么早回去啦~你不在家~没人陪我逛街吃好吃的" }, { "source": "读研究生最放松的事莫过于出去开会", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "这个表情" }, { "source": "这个表情", "target": "不过坐车什么的也挺累" }, { "source": "不过坐车什么的也挺累", "target": "慢慢熬,一开始是火车然后动车慢慢就可以飞了" }, { "source": "罕见的深情告白", "target": "我爱你" }, { "source": "找一个吧用心去处虽然累但是心里不孤单", "target": "对的慢慢挑" }, { "source": "你去捷克了?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "高考前的动力!", "target": "就这破东西都动力啦想要我也给你写" }, { "source": "就这破东西都动力啦想要我也给你写", "target": "你为啥这么幼稚" }, { "source": "你为啥这么幼稚", "target": "我不幼稚!!!" }, { "source": "女神吗", "target": "女鬼啦" }, { "source": "女鬼啦", "target": "女人妖好吗亲" }, { "source": "女人妖好吗亲", "target": "你一天不找骂你就不舒服是吗" }, { "source": "最近好吗", "target": "挺好的你呢" }, { "source": "好勇敢的你,一个女孩子可以走的这么远。", "target": "年轻的时候大胆一次" }, { "source": "年轻的时候大胆一次", "target": "说得对,一个人到一个完全陌生的地方旅行。应该感觉很特别吧!" }, { "source": "说得对,一个人到一个完全陌生的地方旅行。应该感觉很特别吧!", "target": "是的,有欣喜也有无助" }, { "source": "是的,有欣喜也有无助", "target": "应该收获很多,年内我也要去体验一次。给生活增加一点活力。" }, { "source": "博主你这个是M么?你身高体重多少啊?", "target": "我穿着有点大" }, { "source": "来找我呀???", "target": "想的美,别冻死就行" }, { "source": "思考人生思考你为什么那么蠢", "target": "。。积点口德好不" }, { "source": "失眠。把手机放下就治好了", "target": "你怎么睡得比我还晚" }, { "source": "你怎么睡得比我还晚", "target": "失眠……" }, { "source": "不带我玩……", "target": "你没来" }, { "source": "理智点儿宝贝。太难抉择了", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈不难不难,我在梦里毅然决然就走了" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈哈不难不难,我在梦里毅然决然就走了", "target": "有骨气!!!舍己为人啦哈哈" }, { "source": "同困难症第一感觉:第三!后来看二也可,不过肯定不要1", "target": "可是我越看越觉得1很干净,我更困难。。。。" }, { "source": "开车还是不要贪玩手机,安全第一呀。", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "艺兴哭的那里,我也哭了。", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "矮油!自己去潇洒,还记得我们鹅国众人啊?~晚上悠着点哈", "target": "鹅皇息怒,息怒啊!" }, { "source": "鹅皇息怒,息怒啊!", "target": "拍桌!!" }, { "source": "拍桌!!", "target": "你好凶我好害怕" }, { "source": "有头屑", "target": "还真是,目光如炬" }, { "source": "今天早点休息", "target": "好友也早点休息" }, { "source": "好吧,愿雨水涤净你心中怒火", "target": "暂时熄灭五到" }, { "source": "暂时熄灭五到", "target": "那快点燃烧掉吧去吃饭咯" }, { "source": "那快点燃烧掉吧去吃饭咯", "target": "忍受不住已经逃课出来了" }, { "source": "97河南处几个网红朋友们哈哈哈", "target": "网红你好同河南" }, { "source": "网红你好同河南", "target": "你好你好" }, { "source": "没有饲养经验的我,看这种实验,感觉残忍,无非就是为了养活一个,要牺牲无数,反正羊就是被吃的命,无论被人还是被兽,家养还是野外……", "target": "不实验它就进人嘴里了……" }, { "source": "我早已后悔没把板带回家,超想滑,早点回去早些滑起来!", "target": "手怎么样了?" }, { "source": "手怎么样了?", "target": "好多了,吃饭可以正常吃了,就还休养休养就·差不多了" }, { "source": "好多了,吃饭可以正常吃了,就还休养休养就·差不多了", "target": "是不是还是弯" }, { "source": "是不是还是弯", "target": "还是有点弯,我已经放弃治疗了都,就那样吧" }, { "source": "还是有点弯,我已经放弃治疗了都,就那样吧", "target": "好吧好吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "加油~好日子就在前方", "target": "谁知道了呢" }, { "source": "攒起回来打麻将", "target": "你为什么天天起来那莫早" }, { "source": "你为什么天天起来那莫早", "target": "读英语" }, { "source": "读英语", "target": "真棒" }, { "source": "真棒", "target": "是不是喜欢死我了" }, { "source": "是不是喜欢死我了", "target": "错不是喜欢死了这种爱这种仰慕已无法用世间存在的词来表达" }, { "source": "错不是喜欢死了这种爱这种仰慕已无法用世间存在的词来表达", "target": "在一起好吗~" }, { "source": "在一起好吗~", "target": "望其项背!" }, { "source": "诶呦阿翔又改名啦阿翔也要过生日啦哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈又被你发现了爱你么么哒" }, { "source": "先脱了行星饭的皮再说话别给你爱豆招黑。", "target": "哦," }, { "source": "土豪", "target": "呃,这就土豪啦" }, { "source": "俊凯,你是骄傲!", "target": "心情好" }, { "source": "你怎么这么早去学校?!", "target": "哎光荣牺牲在传播上了提前来读书" }, { "source": "哎光荣牺牲在传播上了提前来读书", "target": "你行的" }, { "source": "那没事儿啊我也替别人占了但是有的人你知道吧他没找人占座他就是提前贴了条然后人家坐过去他就骂人家说他早就贴了条了咋咋的", "target": "没素质的狗多了去了" }, { "source": "能告诉我你的工作到底是什么嘛!为啥可以天天吃这么多好吃的", "target": "就是吃" }, { "source": "你病了?", "target": "病入膏肓" }, { "source": "我会郑重对待耿耿馀淮的,放心。", "target": "看到你这郑重的话一下子热泪盈眶了" }, { "source": "高书不入俗眼", "target": "正解!" }, { "source": "同病相怜", "target": "你又木有来上课,打点滴了没" }, { "source": "我被你传染了,我现在动不动就觉得饿!", "target": "你本来就是馋痨胚!!" }, { "source": "你本来就是馋痨胚!!", "target": "你这个刁利巨刁利巨刁利巨!" }, { "source": "千万千万不要烂尾啊!月七不是说结局很好看的吗?", "target": "对,根据小说改编,不一定小说全照搬" }, { "source": "魅族还是很不错滴", "target": "伤员能下地了不?" }, { "source": "伤员能下地了不?", "target": "不能呢" }, { "source": "弹钢琴的样子好帅呀,很喜欢你呢,也祝福你呀", "target": "超喜欢的" }, { "source": "我明天去安徽了", "target": "去干嘛" }, { "source": "去干嘛", "target": "公司组织拓展训练活动" }, { "source": "公司组织拓展训练活动", "target": "那等于去玩啊" }, { "source": "一根竹竿,难看", "target": "我要的是那时的身体" }, { "source": "P图技巧还得多练练", "target": "你说我啊" }, { "source": "你说我啊", "target": "不然是谁" }, { "source": "不然是谁", "target": "给点意见" }, { "source": "给点意见", "target": "我觉得像你这样,不P图自然的最好看" }, { "source": "努力点争取赚够牛肉钱", "target": "走是牛肉" }, { "source": "再见,我喜欢的人", "target": "会再见" }, { "source": "我只想吐槽一下粉红色的可乐真难喝", "target": "你喝下樱桃味的就不这么说了" }, { "source": "你喝下樱桃味的就不这么说了", "target": "核桃露味儿" }, { "source": "贝贝犯错关阳台了…各种撕咬垫被", "target": "起床好困难" }, { "source": "我在或不在都不会陪你打机的教我打麻将吧", "target": "反正我抱着你打机,也算两个人" }, { "source": "快来", "target": "来来来,地址拿来" }, { "source": "来来来,地址拿来", "target": "劲松" }, { "source": "啊,大瓶子,终于让我抓住你了", "target": "你压啥你开心就好" }, { "source": "谢谢娜妈咪,我们都期待期待大期待啦,你懂哟", "target": "什么时候能等到你的大期待呀小笼包需要弟弟妹妹哈哈" }, { "source": "不到半个小时4个菜,还是现处理的,这个速度真是神速又利落,佩服!每天都爱来逛逛", "target": "买的比较好处理的菜。" }, { "source": "可不可以给我抓一个", "target": "想要什么啊" }, { "source": "想要什么啊", "target": "想要你" }, { "source": "想要你", "target": "这可不能给哈哈哈" }, { "source": "赶紧表白", "target": "瞧瞧就走开了" }, { "source": "玩开心噶!", "target": "必须滴、你不是也来呢?" }, { "source": "必须滴、你不是也来呢?", "target": "但是现在有跌事情,要耽搁哈啦,可能要下个星期啦" }, { "source": "但是现在有跌事情,要耽搁哈啦,可能要下个星期啦", "target": "好捏、那我要先回去啦!你到时候玩的开心喔" }, { "source": "好捏、那我要先回去啦!你到时候玩的开心喔", "target": "我是出差!你什么时候回昆?" }, { "source": "本部有家宠物店,有个狸花猫跟我特别亲好像养啊", "target": "你暑假也不回家哇?" }, { "source": "瓶子大神,可以讲一下芈月出装吗?", "target": "去关注瓶子公众号里面有" }, { "source": "去关注瓶子公众号里面有", "target": "瓶子公众号叫什么" }, { "source": "瓶子公众号叫什么", "target": "综皇瓶子" }, { "source": "火华社就是神速", "target": "必须滴!今晚咋不是美食图了想必在外面吃了大餐了" }, { "source": "姑娘也是常熟的?", "target": "恩啊" }, { "source": "我也没收拾行李呢。。。你几点走?", "target": "我是4点半走的,先到徐州" }, { "source": "你不是放假了啊", "target": "可不吗" }, { "source": "可不吗", "target": "然后呢" }, { "source": "能把玩啵", "target": "来带一天试试!很好玩的!快来!" }, { "source": "来带一天试试!很好玩的!快来!", "target": "额,据说小孩都认生,不太好嘞" }, { "source": "额,据说小孩都认生,不太好嘞", "target": "还不会认人呢,怎么认生!" }, { "source": "还不会认人呢,怎么认生!", "target": "咦,你都可以上网啦?" }, { "source": "咦,你都可以上网啦?", "target": "为了召唤你啊!!" }, { "source": "小蛮腰", "target": "现在还有89" }, { "source": "现在还有89", "target": "你一下瘦到89了?怎么瘦的?求办法" }, { "source": "我有问过你是做什么的吗", "target": "好像没有耶!看来你最聪明了!!" }, { "source": "好像没有耶!看来你最聪明了!!", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "我喝了一种果汁,从135逆袭95斤,还每天大吃大喝的", "target": "好人一生平安" }, { "source": "认同", "target": "多谢!" }, { "source": "不管怎么样,大家今天记得吃汤圆啊", "target": "表示我不喜欢吃汤圆。你们那边吃汤圆吗??" }, { "source": "不管他们最终怎么样,但至少现在他说的话一次一次算什么?人要为自己的言行负责任的,他不要这么一副很了不起很优秀的感觉好不好?真以为自己多么厉害了,换成你的男朋友当着这么多人面这么说,你们会怎么想,别人又会怎么想?", "target": "没准两个人已经分手了,说这话有什么错呢!" }, { "source": "没准两个人已经分手了,说这话有什么错呢!", "target": "分了是可以,还不相信没有他世界就不转了......" }, { "source": "分了是可以,还不相信没有他世界就不转了......", "target": "对的,都会找到最适合自己的人,同祝福。" }, { "source": "我才没睡,我喊你快点睡。早晓得就不跟你打电话了", "target": "哼、我就是看你睡没有!没睡你还得意哦、七点四十五起床的人儿!" }, { "source": "几时打算买摩托?", "target": "未有钱……有钱先买……" }, { "source": "未有钱……有钱先买……", "target": "这样了啵,。不如买架摩托去做摩托佬" }, { "source": "这样了啵,。不如买架摩托去做摩托佬", "target": "哈哈……我都有喃过噶……下班时去客串一下摩托老……" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊!我爱你!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "摩拜单车", "target": "中置后驱" }, { "source": "VD越拍越狗血了", "target": "男神都死了。不看了。" }, { "source": "一醉解千愁", "target": "我还未成年。。" }, { "source": "我还未成年。。", "target": "未成年。。。。。" }, { "source": "罗个冠军回来!!!!!!", "target": "尽力吧!" }, { "source": "小米手机影的吗?效果很好", "target": "还行吧随便拍就那样给我个单反拍出来估计也差不多主要是技术" }, { "source": "死女人去哪都不和我说一声", "target": "你这鬼类,我要去实习了" }, { "source": "你这鬼类,我要去实习了", "target": "才大二就实习,做什么去呢?" }, { "source": "才大二就实习,做什么去呢?", "target": "人家去上海一家造船厂" }, { "source": "人家去上海一家造船厂", "target": "你去造船啊" }, { "source": "这个少女要疯", "target": "不过也还是挺远的" }, { "source": "不过也还是挺远的", "target": "还好还好" }, { "source": "你们说的六姐是谁啊", "target": "就是翰翰在花儿与少年里,笑称他为6姐,前面还有5个姐姐嘛" }, { "source": "就是翰翰在花儿与少年里,笑称他为6姐,前面还有5个姐姐嘛", "target": "喔喔,懂了,谢谢" }, { "source": "从前有个女孩问我,用的是什么手机,我说安卓,接着,下一刻我从口袋掏出土豪金,她二话不说,一个嘴巴子打了过来,丢下一句话:你撒谎!然后我。。。就没有然后了", "target": "看不懂" }, { "source": "咋染头了?", "target": "想染了呗~" }, { "source": "我的计划,通常是在心里制定的!我一般都会有些规划!", "target": "是么我以为这只能叫想法" }, { "source": "是么我以为这只能叫想法", "target": "亏你说的出!!!" }, { "source": "普通甲油胶可以用吗", "target": "不行必须猫眼胶" }, { "source": "不行必须猫眼胶", "target": "确实凶哈哈哈" }, { "source": "确实凶哈哈哈", "target": "委屈" }, { "source": "我平时穿36.537的这个选36的我觉得脚瘦的可以选更小一点", "target": "好的,谢谢啊" }, { "source": "好的,谢谢啊", "target": "不谢不谢棕色好看" }, { "source": "吃土小王几疯啦", "target": "双十二并没有大动作" }, { "source": "你决定去拉。", "target": "机票都买啦" }, { "source": "机票都买啦", "target": "我还在找旅行团。我佛山的不能自由行。哭死。想看31的那场啊。28号还没放假。" }, { "source": "我还在找旅行团。我佛山的不能自由行。哭死。想看31的那场啊。28号还没放假。", "target": "要赶紧了。31号票真的很差了..." }, { "source": "要赶紧了。31号票真的很差了...", "target": "但是我旅行社还没这么快给我确定到路程。我现在买了到时候出意外了怎么办。2500的票很差吗?" }, { "source": "但是我旅行社还没这么快给我确定到路程。我现在买了到时候出意外了怎么办。2500的票很差吗?", "target": "没有2500的了。我都是2200没几张了" }, { "source": "没有2500的了。我都是2200没几张了", "target": "不是吧。我昨天看还有。那要怎么办" }, { "source": "不是吧。我昨天看还有。那要怎么办", "target": "要尽快。。" }, { "source": "要尽快。。", "target": "旅行社不尽快啊" }, { "source": "旅行社不尽快啊", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "两位大龄单身女青年...........", "target": "哈哈~谢谢,小朋友围观。" }, { "source": "哈哈~谢谢,小朋友围观。", "target": "我不是小朋友......." }, { "source": "我要偷去发朋友圈!可以嘛!", "target": "可以可以要我私原图嘛?" }, { "source": "可以可以要我私原图嘛?", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "可以", "target": "已私" }, { "source": "曦月姐姐第一次p图!希望你喜欢哦!", "target": "问一下,怎么p图,谢谢" }, { "source": "起的早啊。", "target": "回家喝酒" }, { "source": "回家喝酒", "target": "回浠水?" }, { "source": "回浠水?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "只是别人带着一副炫耀的样子说的太神奇了而已,他们肯定也有很多问题是没有讲出来的,没有完美的恋人。", "target": "不是炫,是想表达她会找到一个让她这么爱的人,让我很羡慕。" }, { "source": "不是炫,是想表达她会找到一个让她这么爱的人,让我很羡慕。", "target": "好吧,我也羡慕,可以吗" }, { "source": "西兰花炒过了,不需要熟成这样的", "target": "你点评要不要那么凶狠啊......" }, { "source": "你点评要不要那么凶狠啊......", "target": "谁叫你不陪我吃" }, { "source": "我们又出太阳了…忧愁", "target": "哈哈哈雨停了" }, { "source": "你还很关注马甲啊", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "来大姨妈了,肚子疼,想歇会儿~", "target": "来大姨妈了,要多多运动,才会肚子不疼,偷懒,肚子会更疼得" }, { "source": "不瞒你说,我获得过内蒙古自治区科尔沁左翼后旗甘旗卡镇满斗村金葫芦杯少儿拉丁舞比赛业馀组金奖", "target": "逗我" }, { "source": "这狗粮吃的很OK", "target": "你行你上啊" }, { "source": "不难过日子坚强过回头一笑而过", "target": "所以说一个拥抱多么好" }, { "source": "还在学校很憋屈的娃表示肚子饿了,", "target": "哈哈哈。。。吃了四个的娃表示晚餐都不用吃了!" }, { "source": "?遇到奇葩了。", "target": "就是啊。装作自己什么都懂的,以为自己多完美!!无语。" }, { "source": "这件衣服今年网红流行款", "target": "没错,不过拍照很好看" }, { "source": "哥哥记得带礼物回来哈~", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "给我两天时间好吗?", "target": "无问题" }, { "source": "没能力,我救自己就挺费劲的了,", "target": "同感,哈哈" }, { "source": "打电话的意思", "target": "眼熟" }, { "source": "妈妈还是那么美", "target": "容颜不变,还是那么美丽" }, { "source": "我求求你们了,别在花3000买个500的货了", "target": "难道我花好几千买个丑了吧唧的p20" }, { "source": "难道我花好几千买个丑了吧唧的p20", "target": "抱歉,p20在难看,也比这个好看" }, { "source": "我不想跟你好了,我要去找别人了", "target": "我们可是一起睡过的人了" }, { "source": "厉害啊!没想到盒子里面还有惊喜,你真是怕我吃亏啊", "target": "主要是盒子里晃动怕打碎么总不能给你放卫生纸吧" }, { "source": "主要是盒子里晃动怕打碎么总不能给你放卫生纸吧", "target": "太爱你了,好吃" }, { "source": "你就开始走上买游戏,买配件,收集游戏盒的道路", "target": "希望你早日也能得到一台,我没钱,等着看你玩呢" }, { "source": "希望你早日也能得到一台,我没钱,等着看你玩呢", "target": "玩不动,能躺着干嘛要玩游戏,比不了你充了二百的网费" }, { "source": "玩不动,能躺着干嘛要玩游戏,比不了你充了二百的网费", "target": "嗯,我相信你,也相信你欧豆豆对他尼桑的爱" }, { "source": "谢谢哦到时候回来的话打个电话哦!一起出来玩哦!", "target": "嗯,好的" }, { "source": "得不到的才是最好的同样羡慕小羊老师希望我们四十岁以后、都能活成自己想要的样子", "target": "干巴得!" }, { "source": "今天是你生日吗?生日快乐好巧咱俩差一天啊", "target": "你是明天的生日嘛,真的好巧" }, { "source": "你是明天的生日嘛,真的好巧", "target": "没错。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "一楼什么鬼好想宝宝", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你的小抄够齐全的!", "target": "那就厉害了" }, { "source": "你大几?", "target": "大三你呢" }, { "source": "大三你呢", "target": "同大三啊,醉了,你东区的?什么专业啊" }, { "source": "同大三啊,醉了,你东区的?什么专业啊", "target": "嗯工企管" }, { "source": "嗯工企管", "target": "哦,我是德语,西区的" }, { "source": "哦,我是德语,西区的", "target": "妹子真多的地方你那里人" }, { "source": "妹子真多的地方你那里人", "target": "咸阳" }, { "source": "咸阳", "target": "好地方" }, { "source": "你花钱", "target": "没钱,要一月份才有我的工资,大哥,你请我去看吧" }, { "source": "没钱,要一月份才有我的工资,大哥,你请我去看吧", "target": "那你得等等我缓过来" }, { "source": "那你得等等我缓过来", "target": "切,那我估计电影都下线了" }, { "source": "切,那我估计电影都下线了", "target": "哈哈,不急不急" }, { "source": "哈哈,不急不急", "target": "大哥,没诚意" }, { "source": "大哥,没诚意", "target": "不要胡说" }, { "source": "我送你一杆枪", "target": "然后自己把自己崩了" }, { "source": "然后自己把自己崩了", "target": "看谁不顺眼就崩谁" }, { "source": "放肆的哭,开怀的笑,这么舒服怎么来,何必委屈自己", "target": "对~就是要潇洒一点" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "等我" }, { "source": "恭喜啦小朋友长大啦", "target": "终于有人要了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那我今天上去要坐火车了", "target": "这几天又是高峰咯今天要回来?" }, { "source": "这几天又是高峰咯今天要回来?", "target": "火车上其实火车还是可以的卧铺93五小时半差不多我再过一小时差不多到还是可以的" }, { "source": "火车上其实火车还是可以的卧铺93五小时半差不多我再过一小时差不多到还是可以的", "target": "火车么只要买上票就不会被堵坐汽车高速就说不准了" }, { "source": "紫薯做馅应该也很棒吧!!天哪好爱这款", "target": "下次有时间做一个紫薯加芋泥的!" }, { "source": "下次有时间做一个紫薯加芋泥的!", "target": "好的!!" }, { "source": "又是觉得对这个世道很无语,明明我才是好人,可是就因为别人有一个好嘴巴,而对我就居多意见", "target": "好人不是自己说出来的" }, { "source": "看到高人的回答了吗,说是鹦嘴鱼", "target": "看见了看见了!我就想知道这鱼味道如何" }, { "source": "财去人安乐", "target": "那一小节能买几个甜甜圈?" }, { "source": "那一小节能买几个甜甜圈?", "target": "够你一个月每天都去吃" }, { "source": "够你一个月每天都去吃", "target": "开玩笑好吗?你知道我每次吃几个!" }, { "source": "开玩笑好吗?你知道我每次吃几个!", "target": "一天50元够吃吗" }, { "source": "一天50元够吃吗", "target": "给现金给我吗?" }, { "source": "给现金给我吗?", "target": "你可以试着去找回来" }, { "source": "你可以试着去找回来", "target": "我没那么天真。。。" }, { "source": "我没那么天真。。。", "target": "能吃一个月吗" }, { "source": "能吃一个月吗", "target": "不知道。我对黄金毫无概念。" }, { "source": "不知道。我对黄金毫无概念。", "target": "如果那个捡到的也能无概念的还给我就好了" }, { "source": "如果那个捡到的也能无概念的还给我就好了", "target": "做梦去吧。就怕你连做梦也梦不到。。。" }, { "source": "做梦去吧。就怕你连做梦也梦不到。。。", "target": "我已经吃不下睡不着了" }, { "source": "我已经吃不下睡不着了", "target": "你家这样子的床单。估计你只能梦见喜羊羊与灰太狼。" }, { "source": "大兄弟你终于要纹身了", "target": "请认真阅读原文!" }, { "source": "我一直相信所有承受的苦会换来一生的幸福", "target": "希望他馀生没有苦只有幸福" }, { "source": "等挨骂吧一周之内修不好", "target": "会被骂死的" }, { "source": "会被骂死的", "target": "态度要诚恳去认错吧" }, { "source": "态度要诚恳去认错吧", "target": "就是冷战出来的,怎么还有脸说" }, { "source": "红豆不是改名了吗", "target": "改的那一串记不住还是不记了" }, { "source": "偶像,我一直跟着你", "target": "多谢支持" }, { "source": "都说敢曝自己刚睡醒的样子的人都是美人胚子", "target": "确实是胚子、但是不知道什么胚" }, { "source": "晚安,好梦", "target": "有个好梦" }, { "source": "魏晨是谁", "target": "不认识!哈哈" }, { "source": "生日快乐~", "target": "么么哒我看到小铁的学校抗灭火器接力" }, { "source": "么么哒我看到小铁的学校抗灭火器接力", "target": "所以你抱了一瓶酒接力吗哈哈哈哈哈!吹了他" }, { "source": "所以你抱了一瓶酒接力吗哈哈哈哈哈!吹了他", "target": "宝宝想看看这气球严实不严实" }, { "source": "宝宝想看看这气球严实不严实", "target": "这居然是个气球" }, { "source": "文科要是通不过就不能学车呀?都考些什么啊", "target": "嗯嗯,正常都这样~要学倒车入库,前方停车,直线转弯,斜坡什么,长途路跑" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,正常都这样~要学倒车入库,前方停车,直线转弯,斜坡什么,长途路跑", "target": "这么多啊,,,你都学了?" }, { "source": "这么多啊,,,你都学了?", "target": "学完了" }, { "source": "学完了", "target": "7个小时就把这些都学完了???貌似不是那么难嘛" }, { "source": "调整自己的心态。世界是公平的,你失去一些东西的时候就会得到一些", "target": "然而这么多年我也不知道我得到了什么?同情?貌似也没有" }, { "source": "然而这么多年我也不知道我得到了什么?同情?貌似也没有", "target": "我觉得最不要得到的是同情(反正我不喜欢被人同情的感觉)你总不会一直倒霉下去。" }, { "source": "你唱给我听么?还是要给我买榴莲", "target": "噢'''自己去买!" }, { "source": "不带我、活该划破手", "target": "我们活动" }, { "source": "我们活动", "target": "更应该带我了" }, { "source": "更应该带我了", "target": "那你不来" }, { "source": "那你不来", "target": "那你叫我了吗" }, { "source": "这两天天气不冷啊,后天开始就要结冰了。。。", "target": "就等着明后天冷了,得买个暖手宝备起来啊" }, { "source": "就等着明后天冷了,得买个暖手宝备起来啊", "target": "你火气好,闹太套的" }, { "source": "你火气好,闹太套的", "target": "太套是什么套" }, { "source": "就想问男的说分手是不是不需要女生挽回?", "target": "哇哇哇我从来不会挽留我想他都提了一定是对我没有更多的打算了吧而且分分合合的人还是会分" }, { "source": "过年也要保持好身材不要懒!!", "target": "不然很难受了" }, { "source": "嗯哼长大了绝对就是一个超级无敌大帅哥", "target": "那必须的呀" }, { "source": "心跳乱了", "target": "一下就好了" }, { "source": "长在心底里的善良,会让你拥有长在骨子里的坚强。", "target": "真会说" }, { "source": "有木有提前上上课", "target": "有..但我算少了才一科.别人都三四科地补" }, { "source": "有..但我算少了才一科.别人都三四科地补", "target": "你很幸福嘛" }, { "source": "你很幸福嘛", "target": "这叫幸福.." }, { "source": "这叫幸福..", "target": "对啊。。。想当年哇。。。我。。。" }, { "source": "对啊。。。想当年哇。。。我。。。", "target": "我吃饭啦" }, { "source": "我吃饭啦", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。。。我还在开会" }, { "source": "我真不知道有些人哪儿来那么多自信在这儿瞎叫唤没有别人的成功有什么资格这样骂别人不喜欢不看就是了这儿来找存在感还是表现你的口才好笑之极", "target": "你咋说的这么对捏,某些人还不如人家嘞,是吧" }, { "source": "你咋说的这么对捏,某些人还不如人家嘞,是吧", "target": "对阿我就觉得那些人明明不如别人又还一个劲吐糟别人真的好笑有那功夫不去好好去提高提高自己的素质" }, { "source": "我都是吃我婆婆做的", "target": "哈哈也是用面包机吗" }, { "source": "哈哈也是用面包机吗", "target": "用锅炒的" }, { "source": "躺不住", "target": "你那么瘦不需要减" }, { "source": "爱猫的男人都蛮有耐心的", "target": "我更喜欢狗狗,狗狗更忠诚一点" }, { "source": "我更喜欢狗狗,狗狗更忠诚一点", "target": "喜欢小东西就好难得呢" }, { "source": "你就是在秀悦悦的童年照", "target": "可爱不!!" }, { "source": "可爱不!!", "target": "可爱!!!比我差点!" }, { "source": "可爱!!!比我差点!", "target": "来张你小学照片我做背景" }, { "source": "你是远嫁?我虽然也远嫁但没你这么远。我也好怀念在妈妈身旁的日子", "target": "嫁得太远了特别后悔" }, { "source": "嫁得太远了特别后悔", "target": "你这跨国越洋太远了我这跨省都觉得像十万八千里了" }, { "source": "你这跨国越洋太远了我这跨省都觉得像十万八千里了", "target": "一个人在家带孩子都想哭" }, { "source": "一个人在家带孩子都想哭", "target": "照顾好一家子,有空多回去看看爸妈" }, { "source": "买红米嘛。", "target": "有啥子区别呢" }, { "source": "有啥子区别呢", "target": "我感觉用起来不耍游戏好像区别不是很大。" }, { "source": "我感觉用起来不耍游戏好像区别不是很大。", "target": "嗯,看18号抢得到不都" }, { "source": "我饭刚吃好~", "target": "好吧老是慢半拍~不,那是时差!假期开心~~" }, { "source": "我白天本来想跟你说门口东瀛的分店有饺子的,但是味道实在不咋滴,就木有告诉你了,木有想到你这么执着于今天吃饺子。", "target": "不过不好吃的就不用告诉我了" }, { "source": "我的天,都忘记了,竟然在下雪诶", "target": "哈哈,去年的今天是去年最后一次下雪了" }, { "source": "哈哈,去年的今天是去年最后一次下雪了", "target": "今年的今天,好热" }, { "source": "力不从心", "target": "心口不一" }, { "source": "心口不一", "target": "一心一意" }, { "source": "一心一意", "target": "异想天开" }, { "source": "异想天开", "target": "开门大吉" }, { "source": "开门大吉", "target": "吉祥如意" }, { "source": "吉祥如意", "target": "意义非凡" }, { "source": "意义非凡", "target": "凡夫俗子" }, { "source": "凡夫俗子", "target": "子孙满堂" }, { "source": "子孙满堂", "target": "堂而皇之" }, { "source": "堂而皇之", "target": "知无不言" }, { "source": "知无不言", "target": "言无不尽" }, { "source": "言无不尽", "target": "尽心尽力" }, { "source": "尽心尽力", "target": "力挽狂澜" }, { "source": "热门好多一样的头像!", "target": "其实他们都是同一个人,为了感谢玲花姐姐不停的换号回复。" }, { "source": "看到美好的都相信", "target": "我是美好的……男人。" }, { "source": "元宵节快乐噢", "target": "同乐同乐" }, { "source": "同乐同乐", "target": "去哪里玩了哈" }, { "source": "不想我吗,真的是", "target": "想哎,日子不好过哎" }, { "source": "露背狂人!", "target": "大家都露背,没有别的地方可露了" }, { "source": "亲爱的,你肿么了又?好疑惑…", "target": "目的达到,你就疑惑着吧~" }, { "source": "我觉得这篇文章写得超级棒!前天小伙伴也劝我看了你哭什么", "target": "写的挺感人" }, { "source": "写的挺感人", "target": "前面打错了运动习惯" }, { "source": "前面打错了运动习惯", "target": "我最近也想减" }, { "source": "我最近也想减", "target": "肯定啊年纪大了新陈代谢慢了又不运动一身肥肉…你说想减好像不是第一次了真的有认真开始减过吗" }, { "source": "我娃不回家", "target": "正常,在外面有小伙伴了,要你干嘛" }, { "source": "有聚有散", "target": "哎,回忆太美好,分手不容易" }, { "source": "萌身高差", "target": "哈哈,可惜不能在一起" }, { "source": "早上刚刚下了一场大雨呢···", "target": "这边没有耶" }, { "source": "求录像!!!", "target": "录像没有,录音应该会有的。没有关系,我还活着呢,就会有以后。" }, { "source": "录像没有,录音应该会有的。没有关系,我还活着呢,就会有以后。", "target": "求录音!" }, { "source": "听说南方的苹果是论个卖的?", "target": "都是一个个挑的" }, { "source": "寂寞的少女啊!", "target": "你不懂" }, { "source": "你不懂", "target": "我怎么不懂,我也一样" }, { "source": "看你这种表情我蛋都疼了~~!!!", "target": "……………………为何" }, { "source": "……………………为何", "target": "哈哈,看出了呢痛苦,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "最棒的你我们的骄傲", "target": "奶盖加油" }, { "source": "奶盖加油", "target": "我不参加比赛你在你比赛那个楼艾特一下我,我有空帮你评评" }, { "source": "我不参加比赛你在你比赛那个楼艾特一下我,我有空帮你评评", "target": "我知道啊,我不需要别人帮我评" }, { "source": "三月的第四天", "target": "第五日呢" }, { "source": "第五日呢", "target": "没到不说等你更新" }, { "source": "没到不说等你更新", "target": "无敢更新爹" }, { "source": "无敢更新爹", "target": "求你更新" }, { "source": "求你更新", "target": "拒绝" }, { "source": "拒绝", "target": "那我会伤心" }, { "source": "不仅还债了,还送生日礼物了,其他的不是赠品,是我买的", "target": "真的啊哈哈我还想怎么赠了俩哈哈太开心了" }, { "source": "放假多久", "target": "元宵节后" }, { "source": "元宵节后", "target": "除了羡慕没有其他的想法了" }, { "source": "公众号的推送里看到小卢了", "target": "那么丑我的内心是拒绝的" }, { "source": "我专业是哪个。。", "target": "走开,我好桑心" }, { "source": "走开,我好桑心", "target": "你咋了嘛。。" }, { "source": "瘦腿先生", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "下班这么早", "target": "五点下班哇" }, { "source": "我不喜欢你不喜欢我", "target": "那你喜欢我喜欢你吗" }, { "source": "那你喜欢我喜欢你吗", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "今天开始放假咯", "target": "开!始!放!假?!泥煤阿不科学" }, { "source": "开!始!放!假?!泥煤阿不科学", "target": "其实太早放假有毛用又没人陪你玩" }, { "source": "期待你变得珠圆玉润", "target": "我也期待" }, { "source": "下次还来这里剪,速度很满意,特别快", "target": "上图啊!" }, { "source": "上图啊!", "target": "图就别上了" }, { "source": "来两斤吃吃", "target": "不支持长途运输。我可以告诉你吃完感觉。。好吃" }, { "source": "你是猪啊!讨厌", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "回去没有哦?下雨了" }, { "source": "回去没有哦?下雨了", "target": "早到家了下车的时候就开始下雨了" }, { "source": "早到家了下车的时候就开始下雨了", "target": "我现在才晓得,我说咋那么凉快哦" }, { "source": "我现在才晓得,我说咋那么凉快哦", "target": "我晕都几个小时了" }, { "source": "我晕都几个小时了", "target": "都几个小时了我还没睡着" }, { "source": "都几个小时了我还没睡着", "target": "噢噢我们在看电影" }, { "source": "噢噢我们在看电影", "target": "你和哪个?" }, { "source": "你和哪个?", "target": "我在家还能和谁" }, { "source": "我在家还能和谁", "target": "我以为比出去和哪个帅哥哟" }, { "source": "我以为比出去和哪个帅哥哟", "target": "无法找不到" }, { "source": "无法找不到", "target": "哈哈我给你找" }, { "source": "哈哈我给你找", "target": "好啊好啊" }, { "source": "好啊好啊", "target": "好?!我要告你!" }, { "source": "是不是你们都喜欢好看的男孩子?", "target": "始于颜值,陷于才华,忠于人品!" }, { "source": "我玩网易那款", "target": "网易有2款哦~" }, { "source": "我心跟着你去!", "target": "谢了,好久回来带我去摘山黄瓜,哈哈" }, { "source": "心情不好?", "target": "嗯。不好。" }, { "source": "划重点:女孩子,再穷也要有个包。", "target": "哈哈哈哈精致精致" }, { "source": "遇到的都是渣男吗", "target": "那倒不是哈哈哈反正遇不到性格合适的" }, { "source": "给你寄个舒大厨过去", "target": "我不会被你骗的。你不会烧的" }, { "source": "吃药睡觉", "target": "还上班呢" }, { "source": "为啥我家的紫薇是白色的", "target": "有多颜色的" }, { "source": "你又要去见他了", "target": "你要不要去" }, { "source": "你要不要去", "target": "想是想可是心有馀而力不足请不了假" }, { "source": "大半夜的还不睡觉不用上班啊", "target": "my百合魂在燃烧!碎得着吗我!" }, { "source": "成都热死人我在寝室穿短袖", "target": "羡慕你" }, { "source": "稳日出离食好过啦", "target": "距挚爱" }, { "source": "距挚爱", "target": "难道你不喜欢?" }, { "source": "雨一直下,心情却十分不错,蛮安逸", "target": "哥下午好" }, { "source": "哥下午好", "target": "下午好,优优" }, { "source": "白天赚钱晚上赚钱", "target": "赚钱慢花钱快啊" }, { "source": "睡醒了", "target": "都干一大会活了" }, { "source": "都干一大会活了", "target": "还没刷牙洗脸来" }, { "source": "还没刷牙洗脸来", "target": "还得搁被窝咕扭会?" }, { "source": "还得搁被窝咕扭会?", "target": "哈哈出去玩去喽" }, { "source": "哈哈出去玩去喽", "target": "去哪玩的" }, { "source": "去哪玩的", "target": "玩回家啦" }, { "source": "玩回家啦", "target": "这么早回家啊" }, { "source": "这么早回家啊", "target": "晚上得回家吃饭滴" }, { "source": "酷爱到文化馆蹲点", "target": "臣妾转了一圈没找到文化馆啊!!!" }, { "source": "臣妾转了一圈没找到文化馆啊!!!", "target": "百度地图啊" }, { "source": "我帮你递刀子买药踢板凳收尸,放心吧,没问题。", "target": "你帮我摔瓦盆吧" }, { "source": "你帮我摔瓦盆吧", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "我十分想念赵忠祥", "target": "可以说是一个句式了" }, { "source": "你没滴盐水?", "target": "滴了,差点把我呛死" }, { "source": "晚安,宝贝", "target": "晚安!好梦!" }, { "source": "我说林更新可爱没人反驳吧!!!", "target": "反驳!要加上聪慧" }, { "source": "撒哇地卡开心卡", "target": "开心阿~" }, { "source": "古灵惊怪吗?", "target": "没关系能懂就好" }, { "source": "再也没有谁了", "target": "若英" }, { "source": "若英", "target": "别扯没谁了到底" }, { "source": "猥琐大叔", "target": "她就一垃圾" }, { "source": "我怀疑你进了假铁路,", "target": "我觉得活成了文艺人" }, { "source": "行行行知道你工作就是玩", "target": "还有吃" }, { "source": "大家各过各的,容忍别人自己的选择,是我们目前这个社会最需要的一种态度。", "target": "对滴" }, { "source": "西班牙", "target": "累了就要来一下这个心情就好多啦" }, { "source": "累了就要来一下这个心情就好多啦", "target": "就是就是每天好心情!耶耶" }, { "source": "脏辫呀", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "对不起浪费了球迷对我们的热情了浪费你们的时间了", "target": "加油、和打篮球一样,看篮球更喜欢那种跌宕起伏的感觉,会更好" }, { "source": "早点回来,请我吃饭", "target": "你们是不是上班么,我还没起呢" }, { "source": "你总是与这些奇怪的产品有缘", "target": "还和奇怪的人…" }, { "source": "磨砂黑很漂亮……手感超级棒", "target": "确实是" }, { "source": "你腿好粗", "target": "这么细好不,我们一样勒" }, { "source": "愿你能永远保持这颗纯真的心", "target": "我是一直都有啊" }, { "source": "我也睡不着", "target": "你怎么了啊?" }, { "source": "你怎么了啊?", "target": "不知道反正没睡着你呢" }, { "source": "这个周末拿它做早餐你买的那本书叫什么名字我又忘了", "target": "我真想打你" }, { "source": "我真想打你", "target": "就知道你要这么说来来来" }, { "source": "但少闲人如吾两人者耳晚安", "target": "又岂在朝朝暮暮猫宁您" }, { "source": "即来之,责安之。希望我们的时间过的快一点吧……", "target": "哎。。你忙吧!" }, { "source": "哎。。你忙吧!", "target": "我们一起淡定吧……选择了一条路,就继续走下去。虽然失去了太多的东西,但我心永恒,继续坚持吧……" }, { "source": "我们一起淡定吧……选择了一条路,就继续走下去。虽然失去了太多的东西,但我心永恒,继续坚持吧……", "target": "呵呵。只有这样了…反正我们是改变不了什么的" }, { "source": "土豪小哥哥的日常", "target": "穷鬼一个,哪里土豪了?" }, { "source": "穷鬼一个,哪里土豪了?", "target": "这么好的景色,不是土豪都难" }, { "source": "你都买车了??有驾照吗", "target": "大学就考啦哈哈哈就是不敢开还得练" }, { "source": "38岁?我28岁每天去上班的路上都想出车祸我抓紧时间死掉吧", "target": "这里的建个群记得把我拉进去" }, { "source": "这里的建个群记得把我拉进去", "target": "你拉下我吧" }, { "source": "刚毕业西安上学的时候一个月一千没谈恋爱", "target": "一千、标配" }, { "source": "好多人喜欢他,我今天加他时候,发现有人和他一个头像,原来是你呀,嘻嘻,你一定很可爱,头像很可爱呢", "target": "没有我已经换啦哈哈" }, { "source": "新年快乐~", "target": "新年快乐~~祝你今年更加大红大紫" }, { "source": "专辑不运回是什么意思", "target": "就是不运回国内,省下运费买更多。不运回的专辑可以用作宣传或公益" }, { "source": "大哥我来啦", "target": "也不知道你在干嘛" }, { "source": "流浪很幸苦,真的", "target": "你试过吗?" }, { "source": "只想说,你这个博一天到晚的也没发到什么正经东西,取关了,再见", "target": "如果小编我发期末考参考答案你还取关么" }, { "source": "如果小编我发期末考参考答案你还取关么", "target": "不好意思,我们期末写论文" }, { "source": "国庆争取灰来相见喔", "target": "有房子的话" }, { "source": "有房子的话", "target": "你家原先那地儿呢难不成木有住鸟哇" }, { "source": "你家原先那地儿呢难不成木有住鸟哇", "target": "当然木有了" }, { "source": "当然木有了", "target": "那你粑粑和麻麻在这边住哪儿啊" }, { "source": "那你粑粑和麻麻在这边住哪儿啊", "target": "小舅家" }, { "source": "背着我", "target": "那个你也听我解释!" }, { "source": "地铁快多了", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "可以养几条金鱼了", "target": "养鲢鱼都可以了" }, { "source": "勇做时代的弄潮儿", "target": "这个弄潮儿有点吵" }, { "source": "做只猫做只狗不做情人", "target": "沦为旧朋友是否又称心,没有心只像闲人" }, { "source": "是啊,真是遗憾!我也没有见过尊敬的范主教。龚枢机倒见过几次。", "target": "姐姐您应该抓紧时间去见见近百岁的老主教" }, { "source": "姐姐去找你", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "不知道还怎么相信你们了", "target": "对。88" }, { "source": "对。88", "target": "可能我心态是真的差,我喜欢的队伍输了我没办法笑着说加油" }, { "source": "可能我心态是真的差,我喜欢的队伍输了我没办法笑着说加油", "target": "只能说喜欢他们一年了,也看着他们失败,早已经不在乎输赢了,只想看这他们一直走下去" }, { "source": "好困", "target": "你啥时候回家" }, { "source": "你啥时候回家", "target": "不知道今天回不回的来" }, { "source": "天气不错什么都好", "target": "没错儿" }, { "source": "明白,谢谢你了", "target": "你知道在哪里吗" }, { "source": "你知道在哪里吗", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "昨晚喝酒了?我昨晚喝酒了。", "target": "嗯,昨天喝了点" }, { "source": "嗯,昨天喝了点", "target": "爸昨晚也喝了" }, { "source": "她怎么没自己开车?", "target": "她单位门口修路来,不好过车,她说早上点名快迟到了,就直接打的去的" }, { "source": "她单位门口修路来,不好过车,她说早上点名快迟到了,就直接打的去的", "target": "早上丢的?" }, { "source": "去哪里?", "target": "呵呵!早上好!回老家看望父母,小居两天。" }, { "source": "煊,生日快乐!!我居然现在才反应过来,前几天一直记得你是27号生日的!!我居然今天忘了!!!我面壁去!!", "target": "原谅吕,搭惜~~~~无事来踢桃猛!!吃饱衬烧卡知~~" }, { "source": "男团跟女团比销量???", "target": "那那那那是谁更赚钱" }, { "source": "王小萌", "target": "喵小萌哈哈" }, { "source": "喵小萌哈哈", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "呦呦呦。还去逛帅府啊", "target": "这不老可爱女士吗" }, { "source": "原来是酱紫啊!怪不得网吧半夜那么多人下机!", "target": "为什么下机" }, { "source": "为什么下机", "target": "可能是看不下了" }, { "source": "你不爱我了", "target": "没呢" }, { "source": "没呢", "target": "怎么证明" }, { "source": "怎么证明", "target": "下次带你去吃" }, { "source": "一楼评价很到位啊", "target": "一楼在哪儿" }, { "source": "早呢", "target": "哈哈我来晚啦" }, { "source": "孩子,努力吧,前方就是成功了,改完这次就可以去玩了!", "target": "下次我和斐斐出来你也出来吧~~~" }, { "source": "你在哪里了??看不到你了……", "target": "屋里" }, { "source": "屋里", "target": "看见你了……" }, { "source": "看见你了……", "target": "哪个是你" }, { "source": "人家化妆不带眼镜的", "target": "你眼睛这个样子还敢出去玩要是我肯定呆家里等到好为止,这个样子出去别人肯定一直盯着看,我才不要" }, { "source": "你眼睛这个样子还敢出去玩要是我肯定呆家里等到好为止,这个样子出去别人肯定一直盯着看,我才不要", "target": "我见朋友啊" }, { "source": "你要什么呀", "target": "鞋子啊化妆品什么的都代吗" }, { "source": "鞋子啊化妆品什么的都代吗", "target": "箱子快满了鞋子肯定是装不下了" }, { "source": "你天天都在回忆中生活~", "target": "哪有。。。。" }, { "source": "哪有。。。。", "target": "都发老照片,还说没有?呵呵" }, { "source": "都发老照片,还说没有?呵呵", "target": "哈哈因为没新照片哈哈。缅怀过去下" }, { "source": "哈哈因为没新照片哈哈。缅怀过去下", "target": "来,我给你拍~" }, { "source": "来,我给你拍~", "target": "你今年能走吗?" }, { "source": "你今年能走吗?", "target": "要进步一下,明年走吧。" }, { "source": "要进步一下,明年走吧。", "target": "哎。。青春都给党了" }, { "source": "哎。。青春都给党了", "target": "我把青春献给党,当就给我钱~" }, { "source": "请问拆线后有肉质疤痕要用哪个?", "target": "肉质疤痕是什么?" }, { "source": "肉质疤痕是什么?", "target": "凸起来的疤" }, { "source": "凸起来的疤", "target": "用美皮护。" }, { "source": "为什么道床都没弄,轨道都铺上了", "target": "那是盾构机用的轨道" }, { "source": "嫌他工作多的,以为潘潘跟你一样加班就赚二百块嘛不要拦着他赚钱OK?", "target": "别把话说的内么难听可以不大婶?在做每一个谁不希望他能好好休息休息?" }, { "source": "哪关哪关我这边还没有掉检非违使", "target": "最后一关,倒数第二个,右下角的点" }, { "source": "和我认识的个女的超像", "target": "那你朋友也很可爱哦" }, { "source": "刚下的,你不让我关注你。。。", "target": "。。。为啥" }, { "source": "。。。为啥", "target": "你不是让我关注你,然后我就下了一个,关注你了。。。" }, { "source": "你不是让我关注你,然后我就下了一个,关注你了。。。", "target": "嗷嗷" }, { "source": "呀哈~在B站看到你跳的舞很棒阿~好厉害!", "target": "哈哈谢谢支持~会继续努力的~" }, { "source": "你有很多种方法去解决和邢的问题,但你选择了最伤他的方法,还给自己强行加戏人不完美可以整容但心肮脏了洗都洗不干净", "target": "怎么解决你说的轻巧你来解决啊?" }, { "source": "怎么解决你说的轻巧你来解决啊?", "target": "说明这件事要么是假的,要么你不爱他" }, { "source": "晨晨我今年14岁啦马上读初三了~~可是我现在才163左右唉~~我害怕我长不高了~~快教我如何长高吧哇咔咔~~", "target": "14岁163还嫌矮啊" }, { "source": "14岁163还嫌矮啊", "target": "好矮啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊不矮么" }, { "source": "好矮啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊不矮么", "target": "不会啊" }, { "source": "不会啊", "target": "可是女生初三了就不会长那么多了把" }, { "source": "每个人都去厦门了", "target": "来吧来吧〜" }, { "source": "关晓彤", "target": "坐等" }, { "source": "有空帮我做个问卷哈", "target": "哦好现在做" }, { "source": "哦好现在做", "target": "谢啦哈" }, { "source": "谢啦哈", "target": "呦这么客气" }, { "source": "呦这么客气", "target": "对帮助我的人致以最崇高的敬意" }, { "source": "对帮助我的人致以最崇高的敬意", "target": "做完了" }, { "source": "我的考试周开始了", "target": "我这太痛苦" }, { "source": "我这太痛苦", "target": "我也好煎熬" }, { "source": "还缺一个老干妈~红酒配老干妈~葡萄粘着老干妈~试试吧~忒好吃", "target": "享受不了,没你那么重口" }, { "source": "你这周游世界呀", "target": "周游世界还谈不上吧" }, { "source": "在哪里度假啊", "target": "上海啊" }, { "source": "上海啊", "target": "可以好好休息一下放松一下了" }, { "source": "我觉得杨贵妃抬头那个画面好美!", "target": "剧情不做评价!" }, { "source": "饺子看起来不错!", "target": "饺子从小区超市买的,你要觉得不错可以来买点带回去煮着吃,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "没去过酒吧的“好孩纸”求问,芮姐什么时候带我去酒吧转转,感受感受腻。。。", "target": "找个时间组织一起去啊,我只去过安静的酒吧,不是那种特别吵闹的酒吧" }, { "source": "什么时候可以不喂狗粮给我", "target": "嫁给我" }, { "source": "嫁给我", "target": "做你的男人?" }, { "source": "做你的男人?", "target": "做我的妃子" }, { "source": "这蛋糕颜色!", "target": "酷不酷!" }, { "source": "隐约感到是邓超发的表情", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "鞋子特大号挺有意思的。。。算什么男人还行。。。就出了两首歌?", "target": "嗯,新专辑还没出,目前就出这两歌了" }, { "source": "头发这么长了,真欢乐。", "target": "是啊,上次你见我就长了。" }, { "source": "是啊,上次你见我就长了。", "target": "这更好看了呢," }, { "source": "但我完全相信我闺蜜说:哈哈哈哈哈你快看我拍了一张你超丑的照片", "target": "扎心了" }, { "source": "我知道现在忙内接的戏越来越多了~", "target": "确定容和接戏就行了" }, { "source": "你要联系方式没!!!!到时露营怎么联系!!!!!", "target": "没,她走后我才发现,又不熟,怎么要嘛" }, { "source": "没,她走后我才发现,又不熟,怎么要嘛", "target": "好烦下次见一定要号码了" }, { "source": "好烦下次见一定要号码了", "target": "呃,人家都不认识我" }, { "source": "我是好奇你咋认识工商的人。你同学啊?", "target": "你杂知道他是工商的?" }, { "source": "你杂知道他是工商的?", "target": "眼睛看的" }, { "source": "眼睛看的", "target": "这都能看出来。。。" }, { "source": "这都能看出来。。。", "target": "他写着好不" }, { "source": "我们小明也是社会人了啊,厉害", "target": "那是当然了" }, { "source": "唉,发现晚了,领晚了,与500W失之交臂", "target": "那么办,可以领作下期的么" }, { "source": "好友我来啦", "target": "欢迎欢迎" }, { "source": "菩萨都叫他和你聊聊天,还有什么好说的?", "target": "你笑死我了" }, { "source": "栋哥有什么烦恼呢", "target": "一言难尽啊。唉!!" }, { "source": "一言难尽啊。唉!!", "target": "哎生活就是各种烦恼" }, { "source": "晴天了?", "target": "嗯嗯大晴天热的一笔" }, { "source": "多看我女神几眼", "target": "唱哭我!" }, { "source": "能看到我的吗", "target": "看不到" }, { "source": "我狠善良", "target": "我们狠善良" }, { "source": "我们狠善良", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "晕死给你哦~请假补瞌睡,你干得出来~~我昨晚耍那么晚,今天照样上班,一上午还做了好多事呢", "target": "我今天早上7点才睡,睡咯一个小时" }, { "source": "我今天早上7点才睡,睡咯一个小时", "target": "咋睡那么晚,失眠所" }, { "source": "咋睡那么晚,失眠所", "target": "打麻将打到一点,等我弟弟等到四点,然后打雷打来睡不着" }, { "source": "你准备啥时候打", "target": "回家看看,你几号有空" }, { "source": "来抱抱", "target": "说好的只爱我呢" }, { "source": "说好的只爱我呢", "target": "干。说好的只爱我呢" }, { "source": "干。说好的只爱我呢", "target": "你在悲伤什么" }, { "source": "你在悲伤什么", "target": "成绩出来你就知道我悲伤什么了" }, { "source": "我登录很正常我怀疑不是用人用我的360刷积分吧?", "target": "您那里尝试修改密码之后再观察一下是否还出现此问题。" }, { "source": "您那里尝试修改密码之后再观察一下是否还出现此问题。", "target": "能查到这个IP用的是什么360产品吗" }, { "source": "我有个男性朋友也是特别喜欢在欧洲买皮鞋,说是又便宜又耐穿,在土耳其买的一双皮鞋,天天穿,三年了,还有七成新。", "target": "欧美的皮鞋确实舒适耐穿,而且时尚大方,我几乎不在国内买鞋。" }, { "source": "圆圆的眉毛就是赞", "target": "你是不是时时刻刻在关注我" }, { "source": "今天是咋了雯", "target": "没事哈哈哈" }, { "source": "回来肯定要生病,瞎搞,多吃点热的补补", "target": "我体质好哎!么的四!" }, { "source": "我体质好哎!么的四!", "target": "拉倒包" }, { "source": "你这人真可笑,自己说话难听,恶意揣测别人,还不准人说了", "target": "我说话难听?谁说我我说谁!" }, { "source": "恺哥应该晒结婚证好么??!", "target": "被自家男神喂了一脸狗粮." }, { "source": "被自家男神喂了一脸狗粮.", "target": "恩恩!不过希望他们早点结婚" }, { "source": "我手机差点掉茅坑里", "target": "正好换个新的。" }, { "source": "正好换个新的。", "target": "有些东西用顺手了就不舍得换了" }, { "source": "司考必过", "target": "嗯啊" }, { "source": "我有漂亮的女朋友", "target": "哦在梦里吗?" }, { "source": "哦在梦里吗?", "target": "在怀里" }, { "source": "我觉得我妈妈做的实诚", "target": "密集恐惧症,新年快乐" }, { "source": "阿文你去哪里了?", "target": "五华" }, { "source": "五华", "target": "好好享受吧!" }, { "source": "12394099,求互点,留言必回", "target": "18510284已点亮" }, { "source": "18510284已点亮", "target": "已点" }, { "source": "我185不会煮饭工作会喝啤酒。。", "target": "这又不是我的征婚贴,不用告诉我~" }, { "source": "你不要黑脸哦。只有你最可能把他打残的。", "target": "为什么只有我。。。" }, { "source": "为什么只有我。。。", "target": "不能往下损你了。我要知道分寸。" }, { "source": "不能往下损你了。我要知道分寸。", "target": "淡定淡定!" }, { "source": "我现在倒第二还有三年时间必须得前八才能留下来好难好痛苦啊", "target": "学业问题吗,还是其他的,虽然不知道,加油,一切皆有可能,说不定三年后就倒数第一了" }, { "source": "学业问题吗,还是其他的,虽然不知道,加油,一切皆有可能,说不定三年后就倒数第一了", "target": "你好烦很正经的问题皮这一下你开心不" }, { "source": "当我看完这组照片,我立马脱下我的毛线裤羽绒服,穿上短裤套上短袖,出去溜达了一圈,会来的时", "target": "啥玩" }, { "source": "可能我太现实,但是社会教会了我现实,我永远不会为了谁放弃自己的事业,就算结婚了,花别人的钱我还是会觉得别扭,所谓的我养你不是不存在,是我自己不相信而已", "target": "且且你好深沉,嗨起来" }, { "source": "且且你好深沉,嗨起来", "target": "我终于到家了" }, { "source": "土豪金啊哈哈", "target": "吼吼……" }, { "source": "夜来非", "target": "懂我,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "必须要健康!", "target": "少吃肥肉多运动的人你说这句话底气足不?" }, { "source": "少吃肥肉多运动的人你说这句话底气足不?", "target": "不足!" }, { "source": "工作生活最近都不太好呀", "target": "压力太大啦" }, { "source": "「裤子都没穿」这种事谁要听啦!", "target": "你不听,我偏要讲!!!!!" }, { "source": "33姑娘生快生快!我想说今天也是我的农历生日哦美好的巧合啊", "target": "生快" }, { "source": "求书包", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "第三天不吃晚餐的我已经快饿死了", "target": "你干嘛不吃咯?" }, { "source": "你干嘛不吃咯?", "target": "减肥啊" }, { "source": "好早啊,干嘛呀", "target": "跑步…五点多跑回来洗澡都来不及就趴下睡了…睡到现在…" }, { "source": "跑步…五点多跑回来洗澡都来不及就趴下睡了…睡到现在…", "target": "晚睡毁上午,起早毁一天" }, { "source": "有大新闻吗", "target": "目前没有啊" }, { "source": "天啊超喜欢越伤越爱!!!除了小永远最爱的就是这首歌", "target": "我也是诶" }, { "source": "怎么一到周末都出去玩了", "target": "肉体和灵魂总得有个在路上啊" }, { "source": "这年头喜欢足球的妹子不多了", "target": "美凌格的妹子还是多" }, { "source": "美凌格的妹子还是多", "target": "那是喜欢足球多一点还是颜值多一点?" }, { "source": "那是喜欢足球多一点还是颜值多一点?", "target": "肯定都有吧!" }, { "source": "落地走一步退两步,持续2分钟,昨天玩了几把,差点把我搞吐了,从来没这样过,真的垃圾", "target": "开加速器也不行了吗?" }, { "source": "开加速器也不行了吗?", "target": "开了加速器刚开始几分钟也会这样,所有的人都是,但是过一会儿就正常了" }, { "source": "开了加速器刚开始几分钟也会这样,所有的人都是,但是过一会儿就正常了", "target": "哦哦" }, { "source": "你是说,拥有8缸的辉腾吗,是那一直被认为帕萨特的辉腾吗,是那价值100多万的辉腾吗,我,我要举报,哈哈", "target": "那只是大众而已!!" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "谢谢你还记得我" }, { "source": "谢谢你还记得我", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "五一快乐。。。。" }, { "source": "不知道喔哥没签过", "target": "我只有六个工作日。。。" }, { "source": "我只有六个工作日。。。", "target": "抓紧办呗" }, { "source": "不愿染是与非,怎料事与愿违。不染,不易。毛老师,打榜了解一下。", "target": "或许毛老师给自己花两块支持一下自己" }, { "source": "或许毛老师给自己花两块支持一下自己", "target": "是是是。" }, { "source": "最近都忙什么啊总不见人", "target": "犯懒呢,不想动" }, { "source": "祝身体愉快", "target": "会很愉快的" }, { "source": "你这是有妹纸节奏么", "target": "真心不是。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "为了科科这个笑容,我愿意一直陪着", "target": "好的好的" }, { "source": "这些岛都好赞", "target": "你去过哪些" }, { "source": "呦!徒弟很给力!今晚师傅给你买豆花", "target": "咳咳咳。大姐头客气了" }, { "source": "咳咳咳。大姐头客气了", "target": "徒弟都这么卖力了。我哪敢不卖力点" }, { "source": "徒弟都这么卖力了。我哪敢不卖力点", "target": "别别别,咱俩谁跟谁呀,不能这么客套的怕等下越吃越饿" }, { "source": "你麻麻叫你吃饭呢", "target": "不吃" }, { "source": "不吃", "target": "听话,吃药" }, { "source": "听话,吃药", "target": "…晚安" }, { "source": "有个东西叫防晒霜亲", "target": "如果我说…抹了呢" }, { "source": "如果我说…抹了呢", "target": "那就让暴风雨来的更猛烈些吧!!!" }, { "source": "那就让暴风雨来的更猛烈些吧!!!", "target": "是这边的太阳太恐怖了!3小时还是树荫下。。以前怎么晒都不至于啊" }, { "source": "是这边的太阳太恐怖了!3小时还是树荫下。。以前怎么晒都不至于啊", "target": "好吧,那没办法了" }, { "source": "快睡呀大傻", "target": "知道了……" }, { "source": "和谁一起来", "target": "那时候和家人一起去惠州玩,节假日超多人呀" }, { "source": "所有责备我接受,我有做得不好之处,至于我的学生们,求别怪他们。", "target": "这就是你的卑劣之处了——人家明明在夸你的学生,你却硬说成是怪;明明是你的学生在保护你,你却一幅“牺牲自己,保护学生”的姿态。" }, { "source": "喜欢是什么东西", "target": "喜欢不是个东西" }, { "source": "喜欢不是个东西", "target": "嗯,没毛病" }, { "source": "祝六月脱单", "target": "你脱单了没有" }, { "source": "大花是说今天k来看你", "target": "恩,她昨天跟我说了" }, { "source": "我已经好久没有可以看的照片往出放了", "target": "奔波于事业" }, { "source": "奔波于事业", "target": "心塞" }, { "source": "大家品品", "target": "为了偷能量吗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这个拐角的甜品就是我力荐你的甜品吼吃", "target": "我那天顺路去那边拿快递哈哈" }, { "source": "我儿子五岁,自闭症", "target": "请问你儿子有做干预吗?" }, { "source": "对于你这种行为我只想对你说下次有狗肉能不能叫上我五香狗肉我还没吃过", "target": "……" }, { "source": "……", "target": "咱们都是爱狗人士只不过他们爱的是生的我们爱的是熟的" }, { "source": "我后天走", "target": "我的走跟你的走可不一样" }, { "source": "我的走跟你的走可不一样", "target": "怎么不一样" }, { "source": "怎么不一样", "target": "我可能就在那儿工作了" }, { "source": "未经允许擅自喜欢你对不住了", "target": "人交出了什么能变个样" }, { "source": "没吃茄子面啊今儿,", "target": "8块" }, { "source": "我经常在其他明星下面看见鹤宝宝", "target": "我也是,每当这时我就默默的在家人旁边点个赞。" }, { "source": "我一直都爱你可惜没有在一起", "target": "幸好没和你在一起" }, { "source": "幸好没和你在一起", "target": "你吓到我了" }, { "source": "你吓到我了", "target": "有吗" }, { "source": "好阳光的丫头子", "target": "哈哈阳光灿烂吧" }, { "source": "哈哈阳光灿烂吧", "target": "去哪儿潇洒啊?" }, { "source": "吃糖吧,不虐", "target": "我是单身狗" }, { "source": "我是单身狗", "target": "你最可爱" }, { "source": "会员打折", "target": "你怎么知道" }, { "source": "你怎么知道", "target": "因为你开了会员所以我知道" }, { "source": "因为你开了会员所以我知道", "target": "哈哈哈,我室友给我说的没事做" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我室友给我说的没事做", "target": "我昨天开了高兴惨了感觉自己赚了很多钱" }, { "source": "这备注整的我心机灵一下的", "target": "我希望你能保护好我的联系方式" }, { "source": "你眼睛怎么了?", "target": "碰柜子上了" }, { "source": "碰柜子上了", "target": "哎呀。小心点嘛。别扣它,会留疤的" }, { "source": "高考加油", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "毕业快乐", "target": "泪扑哒哒的流" }, { "source": "泪扑哒哒的流", "target": "我总要向前" }, { "source": "我总要向前", "target": "哎!" }, { "source": "王静文是谁。李华可能矮五公分耶。", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈你说谁呢" }, { "source": "宝贝你为啥总往逗比方向发展", "target": "顺其自然就这样了" }, { "source": "我等舍友从家里带回来!!蜜枣和肉的", "target": "我还是喜欢肉的" }, { "source": "你菜鸟", "target": "很菜鸟吗?" }, { "source": "“你觉得哪位艺人的名字最好听?”“谢娜!因为读她的名字你发现嘴角会慢慢张开最后变成微笑的样子。”", "target": "总结的太好了" }, { "source": "找个地方好好学外语~", "target": "初一下学期第五单元!" }, { "source": "妹的,哥这是在玩命啊,还是在家呆着舒服,20号我要过去东莞,子俊怎么表示啊", "target": "你来做什么大事吗?" }, { "source": "你来做什么大事吗?", "target": "没啥事,想见见子俊,哈哈,你那离清溪车站多远?" }, { "source": "别勉强我听见裤子哭了", "target": "裤子不结实" }, { "source": "大象姐姐加油!", "target": "加毛线油" }, { "source": "加毛线油", "target": "感情呀!态度要积极!不要把自己困在过去" }, { "source": "感情呀!态度要积极!不要把自己困在过去", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈没有困" }, { "source": "啥时候打勒约了一年了", "target": "赶紧约一下子吧不然又溜了你" }, { "source": "今晚去了多少人?", "target": "感觉加上那里的人..20+吧" }, { "source": "感觉加上那里的人..20+吧", "target": "可惜我去不成唉" }, { "source": "可惜我去不成唉", "target": "有事啊?" }, { "source": "狂铁移除了破甲会不会不强势了啊", "target": "不会,吸血在那里" }, { "source": "我梦见你蓄起了长发,可是你不开心。", "target": "为什么最让我难过的是河神" }, { "source": "为什么最让我难过的是河神", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "哥你这是干啥呢啊?冬天来了注意保暖啊", "target": "嗯,谢谢小任同学" }, { "source": "学识变黑了", "target": "嗯。呵呵老板说的都是对的!!" }, { "source": "嗯。呵呵老板说的都是对的!!", "target": "呵呵,低调" }, { "source": "呵呵,低调", "target": "二当家?" }, { "source": "何小萍,真是忘不了你啊,好难过哈哈哈", "target": "别难过" }, { "source": "去平潭啦?不错嘛~笨笨~", "target": "你来过吗在三明现在?" }, { "source": "你来过吗在三明现在?", "target": "没有~没钱去T-T在家无聊住…" }, { "source": "6666,还穿裙子", "target": "忽然害怕" }, { "source": "忽然害怕", "target": "你啥时候都害怕,还忽然害怕" }, { "source": "你啥时候都害怕,还忽然害怕", "target": "忽然兴奋" }, { "source": "哈哈,我现在心里平衡了,不过么我怕是来不成,我最近杂事多闪了", "target": "是了你是咋个打算呢么工作那个事情" }, { "source": "是了你是咋个打算呢么工作那个事情", "target": "么就先去上着班,慢慢想跳槽呢事" }, { "source": "么就先去上着班,慢慢想跳槽呢事", "target": "哈哈好好跳啊不要崴了脚~" }, { "source": "除了傻笑和撅嘴也不会什么", "target": "会的多了" }, { "source": "请告诉我我还能救回来吗?", "target": "信我的没了竞争以后你自然而然就回来了" }, { "source": "信我的没了竞争以后你自然而然就回来了", "target": "前几天真的一下星都不想追了,今天看完以后心潮澎湃,追星狗本质又出来了。果然追星才是世界上最快乐的事情。" }, { "source": "前几天真的一下星都不想追了,今天看完以后心潮澎湃,追星狗本质又出来了。果然追星才是世界上最快乐的事情。", "target": "果然还是追星体质改变不了的" }, { "source": "其实仔细想一想,还是当小公举好别人开不开心又怎样我自己开心就好哈哈哈哈", "target": "晚睡会变丑" }, { "source": "晚睡会变丑", "target": "早起变美丽" }, { "source": "恭喜你", "target": "多谢…" }, { "source": "多谢…", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "嗨友友可以去吃饭咯", "target": "哈,早吃过了,小样。" }, { "source": "哈,早吃过了,小样。", "target": "午饭也吃过了?" }, { "source": "每个节气提醒大家泡脚,其实泡脚可以天天泡的", "target": "泡脚提醒专业户" }, { "source": "快乐", "target": "真好" }, { "source": "兴趣是培养的!", "target": "嗯....要怎么培养" }, { "source": "嗯....要怎么培养", "target": "你要打开你的视野,多接触一些东西,然后找到有兴趣的,然后发展到有乐趣,最后变成志趣!" }, { "source": "忘记了姓名", "target": "相恋的失恋" }, { "source": "除了巧克力味的其他我都爱,最爱芒果酸奶", "target": "不爱巧克力味的都是渣渣" }, { "source": "心桑得是有好深", "target": "明显" }, { "source": "秒赞", "target": "谢谢?" }, { "source": "谢谢?", "target": "不客气!" }, { "source": "不客气!", "target": "中啊" }, { "source": "淡定淡定,无论在哪里工作中这种人多的是:)", "target": "你那两本书我还没看呢,哎" }, { "source": "还替人家打抱不平着了,都不站在我的角度想", "target": "连同学的面子都不给了不是?呵呵在延安你主他客" }, { "source": "连同学的面子都不给了不是?呵呵在延安你主他客", "target": "呵呵,我说不让他来的,再说同学没必要每礼拜都来吧" }, { "source": "呵呵,我说不让他来的,再说同学没必要每礼拜都来吧", "target": "呵呵关系就是这么微妙又有人说国家线28号出" }, { "source": "腿服气贼好看", "target": "不看小腿还是可以的" }, { "source": "现在这个天气,开空调冷,不开空调热。咋办", "target": "来西藏保证你不热穿羽绒服" }, { "source": "来西藏保证你不热穿羽绒服", "target": "哈哈,西藏好远呢" }, { "source": "你最近怎么样", "target": "没钱" }, { "source": "你都晚安了好耐啦", "target": "睡不着伤不起啊!" }, { "source": "睡不着伤不起啊!", "target": "聊天" }, { "source": "聊天", "target": "不聊啦!在床争取睡觉啊!" }, { "source": "不聊啦!在床争取睡觉啊!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "明年!", "target": "是啊,其实时间过得很快的" }, { "source": "幸福啊~准备婚啦~", "target": "已婚" }, { "source": "该去峨眉山了", "target": "峨眉山好远呢,我可以去我家后面山上的庙里,还可以回家呢" }, { "source": "峨眉山好远呢,我可以去我家后面山上的庙里,还可以回家呢", "target": "我支持你哦" }, { "source": "我希望自己身上有一些长久的东西陪伴着,是件很有安全感的事,那么,求带", "target": "没问题,你要几个?" }, { "source": "没问题,你要几个?", "target": "应该。。拥有得起吧。。那就劳烦你了两个" }, { "source": "谢谢大船,有你真好", "target": "等下全部导入网易云慢慢听" }, { "source": "等下全部导入网易云慢慢听", "target": "本地导入吗?不要上传哦" }, { "source": "早好像好久没见到便当盒了", "target": "冬天感觉特别懒~" }, { "source": "冬天感觉特别懒~", "target": "专注养膘" }, { "source": "你的苹果呢?", "target": "在这里呢" }, { "source": "晕死了。。。。我在拍照哪里有我", "target": "我说嘛没看到亲爱的你亲爱的把钱捐了吗" }, { "source": "中锋之城。。。。我湖大巴还装不下呢。。。。", "target": "你湖有几个啊?" }, { "source": "你湖有几个啊?", "target": "不解释!自己百度" }, { "source": "不解释!自己百度", "target": "理解方式不一样。" }, { "source": "其实一直觉得洛枳爱的委屈又不值得。盛淮南配不上她。", "target": "可是盛淮南确实足够优秀啊,然后谈了恋爱之后也特别招人喜欢" }, { "source": "我又来啦~~", "target": "你太重了撵不走" }, { "source": "回宿舍好", "target": "回家更好" }, { "source": "仙女真可爱", "target": "你最可爱啦" }, { "source": "我只想知道你又糟蹋了多少钱啊!", "target": "没过千…" }, { "source": "没过千…", "target": "好吧,你够狠,现在花钱都是看过没过千啊!" }, { "source": "好吧,你够狠,现在花钱都是看过没过千啊!", "target": "不是…黄金这东西就是看过没过千呀…" }, { "source": "唉,希望我明天可以看到你的身影", "target": "铲泥,真去" }, { "source": "能把追悼会办成演唱会的……这也算是第一人了……", "target": "恶语伤人六月寒,总有一天你会明白这个道理。" }, { "source": "生日快乐飞行平安哦!", "target": "你也要飞行顺利啊" }, { "source": "你也要飞行顺利啊", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "门房的人问他是不是媳妇子挖哈的", "target": "五月不挖是扇臂膀" }, { "source": "五月不挖是扇臂膀", "target": "扇也行啊" }, { "source": "仙界好好呆着不好吗", "target": "要七夕了想你" }, { "source": "阳光是有多好,我滴坨不管有木有阳光都一直在我脸上挂着......", "target": "一晒全部出来了" }, { "source": "你就说能不能带东西吧!", "target": "你要什么啊" }, { "source": "你要什么啊", "target": "要你!" }, { "source": "三石弟弟这么皮可还行,这送礼送的,也是有点逗啊", "target": "太逗了,很实诚" }, { "source": "顾盼生姿", "target": "洁洁姨中秋快乐" }, { "source": "去晒太阳", "target": "最近天天下雨" }, { "source": "最近天天下雨", "target": "就是所以去有阳光的地方" }, { "source": "一起!陪电脑过!", "target": "==难道我应该感动?" }, { "source": "==难道我应该感动?", "target": "难道不应该吗" }, { "source": "你自己问距地拉", "target": "算拉,没甘多时间去问.睡觉才硬道理" }, { "source": "算拉,没甘多时间去问.睡觉才硬道理", "target": "有时间你问问拉哈哈" }, { "source": "有时间你问问拉哈哈", "target": "就系没时间问," }, { "source": "快点跟我回家", "target": "好的老婆。" }, { "source": "好的老婆。", "target": "回家喊大庭广众的比较害羞" }, { "source": "回家喊大庭广众的比较害羞", "target": "处个对象吗。" }, { "source": "处个对象吗。", "target": "你要含蓄一点的问我" }, { "source": "你要含蓄一点的问我", "target": "尴尬..." }, { "source": "尴尬...", "target": "我比较高冷" }, { "source": "我比较高冷", "target": "很冷吗" }, { "source": "生日快乐,早日脱单,找个傻一点到", "target": "希望如此" }, { "source": "希望如此", "target": "别找聪明的,躲着点聪明的男生" }, { "source": "快给别潜水", "target": "我只加挺熟的小伙伴" }, { "source": "哈哈,师姐你和谁去厦门啊?", "target": "自己啊" }, { "source": "自己啊", "target": "自己一个啊?小心点啊" }, { "source": "午好小可爱", "target": "午安萌萌的小透明" }, { "source": "你什么时候猪肉过敏了", "target": "检查出来的" }, { "source": "只有我还在等宛宜传吗~", "target": "不是只有你一个,还有我" }, { "source": "饺子不错", "target": "今天不是应该吃饺子吗" }, { "source": "干了这碗狗粮,再盛下一碗", "target": "一年一次" }, { "source": "第一次听说云南也会下雪,有图有真像", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "当然", "target": "你好幸福,四季如春的地儿也能看到雪" }, { "source": "一起坚持", "target": "下午困到不行" }, { "source": "下午困到不行", "target": "中午吃了好多石锅鱼下午跑了4.5公里" }, { "source": "我觉得我的密集恐惧症犯了", "target": "密恐是恐惧米饭这种东西吗??能不能去百度一下?没文化叫什么叫?" }, { "source": "密恐是恐惧米饭这种东西吗??能不能去百度一下?没文化叫什么叫?", "target": "我舍友从来不吃火龙果因为密集虽然我理解不了但是不会觉得她矫情" }, { "source": "我舍友从来不吃火龙果因为密集虽然我理解不了但是不会觉得她矫情", "target": "赞你~~~" }, { "source": "你现在找到了么", "target": "没有货" }, { "source": "没有货", "target": "是啥牌子呀可以告诉下嘛" }, { "source": "你手机好了吗", "target": "好了修好了" }, { "source": "我就逛了一小会儿面料市场感觉腿要断掉", "target": "继续加油,做这行逛街是起码的要求" }, { "source": "继续加油,做这行逛街是起码的要求", "target": "我想每天走一万步才不会这么累吧" }, { "source": "为什么不发个有效帖", "target": "是哦,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我错过了什么不得了的事情...", "target": "没有,什么都没发生" }, { "source": "还不睡觉。", "target": "。。周末,谢谢" }, { "source": "。。周末,谢谢", "target": "养足精神过元旦。" }, { "source": "你黑了。", "target": "为什么都要说我黑了?啥意思?" }, { "source": "为什么都要说我黑了?啥意思?", "target": "黑你一下~" }, { "source": "黑你一下~", "target": "别欺负老弱病残" }, { "source": "现在吃东西圈老板娘已经成为潮流了吗下次我也赶赶潮流", "target": "亲你你试试看,,," }, { "source": "亲你你试试看,,,", "target": "你等我下顿饭就会见证了" }, { "source": "赶紧去输液吧", "target": "吃药完这几副药再说" }, { "source": "吃药完这几副药再说", "target": "长这个不爱好" }, { "source": "长这个不爱好", "target": "老是反复,也不知道是啥原因" }, { "source": "给你转2分凑一毛", "target": "谁不给谁找不到对象" }, { "source": "小胖怎么好像在某综艺听某人给某人取过", "target": "这狗2016年就取了这名字" }, { "source": "海边?你的早餐有点穿越嘛", "target": "来自大海边的蜂蜜~跑进我这个山了娃娃的肚里~" }, { "source": "来自大海边的蜂蜜~跑进我这个山了娃娃的肚里~", "target": "幸福嘛,肯定好好吃" }, { "source": "我居然有点想去湖南卫视当工作人员了", "target": "我们家诺一快点好起来" }, { "source": "我们家诺一快点好起来", "target": "好起来然后跟夏天一起玩" }, { "source": "你已经充分利用了晚上的时间,这波不亏,,", "target": "你不也是" }, { "source": "没看到过你的照片呢", "target": "有阿,一直都有阿,哥哥没看到么,人人里发的比较多" }, { "source": "有阿,一直都有阿,哥哥没看到么,人人里发的比较多", "target": "哦哦,知道了" }, { "source": "哦哦,知道了", "target": "我都是独行侠差不多,所以很少拍的到自己" }, { "source": "我都是独行侠差不多,所以很少拍的到自己", "target": "独行侠是什么意思呢?" }, { "source": "独行侠是什么意思呢?", "target": "就是大部分时间都是一个人,好孤独阿~" }, { "source": "就是大部分时间都是一个人,好孤独阿~", "target": "和朋友在一起不是很好吗?快了点别太内向了" }, { "source": "和朋友在一起不是很好吗?快了点别太内向了", "target": "我是和认识的人很疯狂的那种,然后对陌生人好腼腆的,好容易紧张" }, { "source": "我是和认识的人很疯狂的那种,然后对陌生人好腼腆的,好容易紧张", "target": "陌生人不认识当然都会紧张啊!" }, { "source": "陌生人不认识当然都会紧张啊!", "target": "就连上台自我介绍也尴尬阿,以后面试怎么办阿" }, { "source": "就连上台自我介绍也尴尬阿,以后面试怎么办阿", "target": "在人前面试多展示自己多和人沟通就会好的!要多和别人交流啊!" }, { "source": "在人前面试多展示自己多和人沟通就会好的!要多和别人交流啊!", "target": "我一直在努力了,个性不容易改。" }, { "source": "我一直在努力了,个性不容易改。", "target": "噢,以后上班对你发展不好" }, { "source": "噢,以后上班对你发展不好", "target": "嗯嗯,以后要多跟别人说说话才行,不要怕什么丢脸不丢脸的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,以后要多跟别人说说话才行,不要怕什么丢脸不丢脸的", "target": "是的,为了自己" }, { "source": "青岛这边最近雾霾挺严重的", "target": "听说雾里藏着奥特曼呢···你小心点" }, { "source": "听说雾里藏着奥特曼呢···你小心点", "target": "你看看我手里的变身手电筒还不明白吗" }, { "source": "我想问你们过年没出报纸么?我没收到", "target": "过年休息一周啊~亲~" }, { "source": "过年休息一周啊~亲~", "target": "好吧,谢谢美人青回答" }, { "source": "你一定会瘦的锚儿", "target": "今天看电影真的好想吐" }, { "source": "今天看电影真的好想吐", "target": "什么电影啊" }, { "source": "兵马俑有啥好看的,浪费门票钱、、、", "target": "还想再去一次,上次去我都没认真看~上次去大雁塔都没有认真看" }, { "source": "大白为啥不是白色的", "target": "因为加滤镜了" }, { "source": "你也来了?", "target": "来了嘛锦里坐的这哈" }, { "source": "来了嘛锦里坐的这哈", "target": "和你男朋友嘎" }, { "source": "和你男朋友嘎", "target": "你猜猜" }, { "source": "你猜猜", "target": "么怕是呢" }, { "source": "上学单曲循环结果单身到现在", "target": "算我一个" }, { "source": "算我一个", "target": "说多了都是泪" }, { "source": "杨迪现在越来会套路了,真的好贼", "target": "哈哈,套路很深啊" }, { "source": "你真的是肆无忌惮噶?长胖的路上一去不复返", "target": "哎呀就是没你在我身边督促" }, { "source": "外借没有嘛", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "年轻人如何计划", "target": "我能怎么样,。。" }, { "source": "我能怎么样,。。", "target": "有计划就有实施么..." }, { "source": "有计划就有实施么...", "target": "没计划''首先要有爱" }, { "source": "没计划''首先要有爱", "target": "要有爱" }, { "source": "D2268有一次是2268担当的,这才有意思", "target": "你懂的太多啦!下次见到2460,记得艾特一下" }, { "source": "妹妹我好怕……求抱求安慰~~", "target": "傻孩子你怎么突然这么文艺…………" }, { "source": "傻孩子你怎么突然这么文艺…………", "target": "因为有个对我来说特别非常十分重要的人很有可能要离开我了" }, { "source": "因为有个对我来说特别非常十分重要的人很有可能要离开我了", "target": "不会是好基友吧?" }, { "source": "不会是好基友吧?", "target": "……是女生……女神" }, { "source": "……是女生……女神", "target": "不会是我想那个吧。。。" }, { "source": "阿姨不给糖吃的吗", "target": "阿姨给你个耳光" }, { "source": "把车提了,然后找个女朋友好好谈恋爱", "target": "买啥车" }, { "source": "买啥车", "target": "还没定" }, { "source": "陪睡不", "target": "给钱,我给你叫服务员" }, { "source": "给钱,我给你叫服务员", "target": "又要花钱,又行服务员,我至于兰州?" }, { "source": "又要花钱,又行服务员,我至于兰州?", "target": "武都的质量不好" }, { "source": "武都的质量不好", "target": "你还是经验丰富阿" }, { "source": "你还是经验丰富阿", "target": "都是你教的" }, { "source": "在擦肩而过的瞬间一把搂住他不好吗", "target": "他不配" }, { "source": "他不配", "target": "既然不配,那就大步向前走,总会遇到一个对的人" }, { "source": "既然不配,那就大步向前走,总会遇到一个对的人", "target": "说的对啊" }, { "source": "说的对啊", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "不是说哥哥们三月回归我本来还等着演唱会呢结果现在可好", "target": "好不容易找到了一个地方的亲故真来气" }, { "source": ",小心晒黑。ps,手艺不错,我要吃焦糖布丁!", "target": "晒黑?" }, { "source": "小青陶妹子", "target": "也是贤惠女子一枚啊" }, { "source": "找被拍砖是不?", "target": "在家没人聊天啊,没意思" }, { "source": "在家没人聊天啊,没意思", "target": "我宁愿在家睡上一周。。天天加班,我都好久没有睡过8小时了" }, { "source": "我宁愿在家睡上一周。。天天加班,我都好久没有睡过8小时了", "target": "是因为工作睡不好还是因为你是个夜猫子呀" }, { "source": "是因为工作睡不好还是因为你是个夜猫子呀", "target": "工作总加班,而且也算半个夜猫子。。7点多下班,玩手机到1-2点睡觉,6点起床已经是生物钟了,改不掉" }, { "source": "工作总加班,而且也算半个夜猫子。。7点多下班,玩手机到1-2点睡觉,6点起床已经是生物钟了,改不掉", "target": "一天五小时是不够睡" }, { "source": "一天五小时是不够睡", "target": "明天休假而且休假会无聊的姑娘好幸福" }, { "source": "明天休假而且休假会无聊的姑娘好幸福", "target": "不要太羡慕单位后天考试,休的不太舒心" }, { "source": "冬天还没到啊", "target": "觉得那样的画面很温暖,很让人期待." }, { "source": "真有那么热吗?我到现在不仅没开空调晚上睡觉还盖被子,电扇什么的都没用", "target": "我们不是一个次元的人" }, { "source": "我们不是一个次元的人", "target": "你是哪个次元" }, { "source": "你是哪个次元", "target": "怕热次元" }, { "source": "红糖水泡脚蹲厕所", "target": "红糖水喝了三大杯你还丢了一样热袋敷肚子对我比较管用" }, { "source": "突然间觉得你变聪明了", "target": "我一直很聪明的好不" }, { "source": "我高中的文具盒还在用", "target": "也是厉害的" }, { "source": "联通一向都是服务好差的,人家的意思就是你爱用不用", "target": "我现在俩联通号" }, { "source": "我现在俩联通号", "target": "这不是有病么。。。" }, { "source": "太大了,去睡觉。哥机智。没事", "target": "好吧。回去洗个澡,哦,好像要停水的样子,反正我这停了" }, { "source": "好吧。回去洗个澡,哦,好像要停水的样子,反正我这停了", "target": "我真是。。。买伞走回去半路停了" }, { "source": "那我整天晒猫也很讨厌吗....", "target": "不讨厌的我想都加你了云吸猫" }, { "source": "不讨厌的我想都加你了云吸猫", "target": "一开始我都是一天发两三个..现在怕被讨厌,三四天才发一次" }, { "source": "一开始我都是一天发两三个..现在怕被讨厌,三四天才发一次", "target": "别控制自己我就特别喜欢看别人的日常但是自己不爱发" }, { "source": "脸都变长了", "target": "你见过我吗" }, { "source": "你见过我吗", "target": "你又不知道我是谁" }, { "source": "爸妈来了要陪他们吃饭。。", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "7点半睡到现在?", "target": "哈?7点半?" }, { "source": "哈?7点半?", "target": "不是还车么" }, { "source": "不喜欢长发的。。", "target": "难怪你不喜欢我" }, { "source": "友尽", "target": "我们结婚吧!" }, { "source": "我们结婚吧!", "target": "我还没到法定年龄,私奔" }, { "source": "我还没到法定年龄,私奔", "target": "这么说到了也要领了哇" }, { "source": "这么说到了也要领了哇", "target": "拜拜" }, { "source": "拜拜", "target": "看来你知道的不少" }, { "source": "你买柯基啦?", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈好想说我是时差党~人在德国木有在熬夜", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊啊变残的就我一个" }, { "source": "不上班,4个银行都有", "target": "我也不想上班" }, { "source": "人美声音甜唱歌好听没被选中,反而那些长得奇形怪状的声音不男不女的被选中了,这就是当代人的审美观?", "target": "是潜规则" }, { "source": "千人瑜伽坚哥厉害了", "target": "我是千人瑜伽里的一人" }, { "source": "我来找你请我吃波士顿龙虾不", "target": "你来我们公司上班我请你吃" }, { "source": "买不起房子", "target": "小白,现在还早嘛,可以先幻想起来!化成动力" }, { "source": "小白,现在还早嘛,可以先幻想起来!化成动力", "target": "哈哈对头,就是需要力量。这个学期颓废很长时间就是因为没目标" }, { "source": "你无聊吧小爷马上收队撤了", "target": "不是还有半小时么?" }, { "source": "不是还有半小时么?", "target": "半小时个狗蛋刚打完电话叫个车屋里得瑟一会不就走了么" }, { "source": "半小时个狗蛋刚打完电话叫个车屋里得瑟一会不就走了么", "target": "还叫车?丫生活够潇洒啊。" }, { "source": "好想看一次雪", "target": "我是该荣幸还是抱怨呢。下雪有啥好的" }, { "source": "我是该荣幸还是抱怨呢。下雪有啥好的", "target": "身在南方的我总想看一场雪" }, { "source": "嘚啵嘚啵嘚啵。你这名字起的霸气啊。我都怕怕的", "target": "就是要让你们这些凡人害怕!" }, { "source": "我也刚吃完夜宵、么么哒", "target": "瘦不了了" }, { "source": "你是去哪里啦?都不带上我的...", "target": "佛山电台" }, { "source": "佛山电台", "target": "什么时候回家呢?" }, { "source": "什么时候回家呢?", "target": "过几天就回去了~" }, { "source": "我是午夜幽灵来看看你", "target": "大半夜你不会失眠了吧" }, { "source": "你也快点办个婚礼吧!", "target": "你给礼钱不?" }, { "source": "你给礼钱不?", "target": "你给报销路费,我去了就给!" }, { "source": "你给报销路费,我去了就给!", "target": "你给报销路费,我亲自去取" }, { "source": "大哥,一个动词单就一般现在时一种时态来说就已经是六种变位了好吗!", "target": "对了不是说好12点之前不叫醒我吗" }, { "source": "昨晚我作为一个拿着T1都抢不过人家的用户表示很不开森", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "表白易烊千玺", "target": "哟呵呵呵呵" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那丧茶是去世的时候喝的茶了", "target": "哈哈哈哈,这个说法好!你好!高材生" }, { "source": "小粽子节快乐", "target": "大粽子节快乐!" }, { "source": "大粽子节快乐!", "target": "又出来捣蛋" }, { "source": "又出来捣蛋", "target": "谁捣蛋" }, { "source": "上热门啦,芋头好样的", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "敲可爱的!!黑蛋把它养肥肥吧哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "要多肥" }, { "source": "晚上好", "target": "锻炼完啦?" }, { "source": "老实人提问:这个毛怎么分男女", "target": "我要给你们买橘子,啥都别说了" }, { "source": "我要给你们买橘子,啥都别说了", "target": "橘子到底是什么梗啊" }, { "source": "八月底你们贴吧弄升级要我们验证手机号码,那个号码早就没用了,也就没法验证你们就直接说密码错误登不上了!申诉好多次根本没用!百度云也就直接废了!小号我刚才退出了一下然后重新登,为什么直接就变成了一个新的号了,你们能给个回复??这样真的不是一点的失望", "target": "一样的情况" }, { "source": "明天金榜题名,大获全胜…", "target": "希望明天我是笑的" }, { "source": "你怎么不来睡睡我", "target": "去找你太贵了太贵了" }, { "source": "去找你太贵了太贵了", "target": "你怎么知道" }, { "source": "我的天虽然我看的比较晚但是还是被甜死了", "target": "哈哈可是你家自强也很甜嗷" }, { "source": "嘻嘻好喝", "target": "到时候打包两碗" }, { "source": "到时候打包两碗", "target": "不要骗姐" }, { "source": "不要骗姐", "target": "姐来浙江,俺给姐来一锅" }, { "source": "姐来浙江,俺给姐来一锅", "target": "浙江姐去过5次啦" }, { "source": "浙江姐去过5次啦", "target": "欢迎第六次喔" }, { "source": "欢迎第六次喔", "target": "期待第六次" }, { "source": "期待第六次", "target": "必须滴" }, { "source": "必须滴", "target": "其实杭州姐也到过2次喔" }, { "source": "其实杭州姐也到过2次喔", "target": "第三次一定呼俺喔" }, { "source": "第三次一定呼俺喔", "target": "呼呼⋯" }, { "source": "关注挺久了,嘿嘿,继续加油啊", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "大帅哥咯", "target": "看久了,没有觉得" }, { "source": "饿了,还有力气上顶楼?", "target": "唉快睡" }, { "source": "我今天把反光镜给摔碎了,没想到你比我更悲惨", "target": "互怜下" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈师师下班了", "target": "你的名字很符合你的气质" }, { "source": "你的名字很符合你的气质", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈其实这是一个巧合" }, { "source": "叫什么名字啊?话说上次你介绍的重庆面对面不是很给力啊!", "target": "那家重新装修了就不行了。这家我中午去吃了,你十号线坐到交通大学,叫做天府面馆,刚刚开。" }, { "source": "那家重新装修了就不行了。这家我中午去吃了,你十号线坐到交通大学,叫做天府面馆,刚刚开。", "target": "这么近~中午可以去吃!OK!" }, { "source": "这么近~中午可以去吃!OK!", "target": "下次去喊上我,我可以做九号线过去~" }, { "source": "下次去喊上我,我可以做九号线过去~", "target": "明天去吗?你真会找地方啊!!" }, { "source": "我这段时间累死了啊!!!!!", "target": "忙着搬家吗?" }, { "source": "忙着搬家吗?", "target": "不是,装修房子呢啊!!" }, { "source": "我也才开始背……感觉背了也不一定考啊~", "target": "他给的那么奇怪的重点" }, { "source": "他给的那么奇怪的重点", "target": "看了他的重点就想哭" }, { "source": "看了他的重点就想哭", "target": "而且他还说自己给的重点很清楚了" }, { "source": "幽怨的小眼神", "target": "心疼" }, { "source": "你是肖敏龙吗", "target": "我是他弟" }, { "source": "我是他弟", "target": "哦王小龙" }, { "source": "哦王小龙", "target": "不是不是" }, { "source": "不是不是", "target": "冯小刚么" }, { "source": "佛系少女的劝戒:一颗善良的心比什么都重要", "target": "善良才是真的" }, { "source": "我男人的男人就是棒!", "target": "敢问您男人是?" }, { "source": "省钱,把口红钱买衣服", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "要返老还童", "target": "是啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "回六中了?", "target": "对啊,这都看出来了" }, { "source": "想看飘洋2", "target": "+1" }, { "source": "姐姐学校晚会开场是走秀,有好的背景音乐推荐吗", "target": "你们自己找找吧,加油" }, { "source": "别关门我随后就到", "target": "刚刚那个是傻呆孽的节奏,你这是要疯的节奏吧" }, { "source": "刚刚那个是傻呆孽的节奏,你这是要疯的节奏吧", "target": "聊个天捎带蹭顿早饭" }, { "source": "怀念一起开黑的岁月!祝福", "target": "全体起立" }, { "source": "打蛋器必须要电动的吗?", "target": "手动的很累" }, { "source": "周五,蝙蝠侠,去看不", "target": "为啥是周五啊?明天不是首映?周二半价啊!" }, { "source": "孙子给你跪安了", "target": "笑了" }, { "source": "笑了", "target": "大陆的女孩都是这么容易哄的吗" }, { "source": "老子快昏了", "target": "你咋了" }, { "source": "这个好吃吗?没吃过~方便面是我爱吃的食物之一~因为方便又好吃", "target": "可小可小的时候吃的..十几年又出来了.." }, { "source": "你啥时候回北京?", "target": "五月份了" }, { "source": "五月份了", "target": "好呀好呀五月我也要回去一次" }, { "source": "凉快呀,安逸", "target": "雨巨大" }, { "source": "雨巨大", "target": "我顶着大雨天只想为你撑伞" }, { "source": "我顶着大雨天只想为你撑伞", "target": "给我划个小舢板来" }, { "source": "要买我的花吗嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻", "target": "哪里来的花花" }, { "source": "真是每天都有小惊喜哈,闷声干大事说的就是你了终于不是那种上了就让我担惊受怕的热搜好好读书赶紧过四级", "target": "21" }, { "source": "21", "target": "26" }, { "source": "请发布晋级名单。", "target": "1、新员工;2、新员工;3、更新的员工。" }, { "source": "1、新员工;2、新员工;3、更新的员工。", "target": "你们公司的人名字真奇怪。" }, { "source": "你是最棒的!", "target": "请问棒在哪?还最棒??最差还差不多" }, { "source": "定哪一种团比较好呢,", "target": "看团里的套餐,相对来说价钱高的入住环境,吃的,去的地方会高端一点,除了岛,每个团都有岛,岛都大同小异" }, { "source": "这位亲,我也是乐橙,我希望大家都不要在骂了,大部分的VIP和乐橙已经和好了,真相已经都知道了,没有必要再骂了,这样骂来骂去,晨晨会开心吗?他不开心,他不开心我们就不开心。对吗?看到别人骂,我们忍一忍也就过去了,不会少块肉", "target": "算了看到晨晨这样我真的很心疼" }, { "source": "算了看到晨晨这样我真的很心疼", "target": "是啊,有谁不心疼呢,呵呵,我们一起好好爱他,加油!" }, { "source": "是啊,有谁不心疼呢,呵呵,我们一起好好爱他,加油!", "target": "哎亲我爆粗了我不是故意的但是看到他们这样骂晨晨我真的不知道该怎么办" }, { "source": "还不快叫大哥", "target": "不回复关注????" }, { "source": "没睡的来聊聊", "target": "来呀!!聊会" }, { "source": "喜欢许晴,演技实力派,祝你在演艺这条道路上越走越远", "target": "越来越棒" }, { "source": "神马聚会", "target": "当然是同学聚会了,各种铁瓷" }, { "source": "当然是同学聚会了,各种铁瓷", "target": "小学?初中?高中?" }, { "source": "自己宿舍容易锁,到别人宿舍洗就不会忘拿了", "target": "到别人宿舍要是还忘记,估计饭卡就回不来了。" }, { "source": "恭喜你已经上的厅堂下的厨房了", "target": "对啊!我每天在家都要炒菜,煮饭,洗碗" }, { "source": "对啊!我每天在家都要炒菜,煮饭,洗碗", "target": "我也做这些好吗但是一点都看不出来你会这些" }, { "source": "我也做这些好吗但是一点都看不出来你会这些", "target": "明天我弄得时候上图。弄得我满头大汗的" }, { "source": "明天我弄得时候上图。弄得我满头大汗的", "target": "偷偷告诉你我现在每天早起其实都是在晨练" }, { "source": "偷偷告诉你我现在每天早起其实都是在晨练", "target": "你都晨练了!我也必须晨练" }, { "source": "某笑是今天生日吧", "target": "23,她没藏好被我发现了,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "为啥我一直没看到奖牌,只有毛绒玩具?", "target": "先是有个颁花仪式,正式颁奖到后面了在另一个场地" }, { "source": "一起买个房子", "target": "你负责买房我负责装修分工很合理吧" }, { "source": "你负责买房我负责装修分工很合理吧", "target": "我负责看家" }, { "source": "我还以为你碰见真人了呢", "target": "那就不是这个反应了" }, { "source": "不要忧伤,人生相当美滴", "target": "叫我" }, { "source": "叫我", "target": "我也不知道.说不准呢~呵" }, { "source": "我也不知道.说不准呢~呵", "target": "叫我哥哥" }, { "source": "现在认为,读书不是认真学习~是和同学们一起疯", "target": "也许吧,大概吧,可能吧,好像吧" }, { "source": "喝断片儿了咋整", "target": "怕啥的。。。。必须见识下。" }, { "source": "怕啥的。。。。必须见识下。", "target": "这个可以试试" }, { "source": "这个可以试试", "target": "嘿嘿,,。可以可以。。。" }, { "source": "科二1100转油门没用", "target": "为什么我科二考试车才800转" }, { "source": "为什么我科二考试车才800转", "target": "不可能吧。。。科二怠速都高,怠速低了容易熄火" }, { "source": "不可能吧。。。科二怠速都高,怠速低了容易熄火", "target": "只有800,冷车启动1000水温升上去后就800了" }, { "source": "别闹腾,你这是在发育。", "target": "好了好了疼爱你是我输了" }, { "source": "炫富!!!", "target": "简直富!" }, { "source": "简直富!", "target": "到北京冻成冰柱" }, { "source": "你说你什么,蹭我7酱热度还有理了,奋斗了几年攒下的人气,说蹭就来蹭的。77777", "target": "蹭个屁哦。诺言打职业2年了你们现在说有意思吗?选手改名又不是什么容易的事?况且我们为什么要改名" }, { "source": "女生厕所也有烟味吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "空调自带的嘛???", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "有生之年四个字我反复看了三遍", "target": "算了22岁之前吧" }, { "source": "算了22岁之前吧", "target": "真的别给自己这么大压力" }, { "source": "真的别给自己这么大压力", "target": "兴许给自己点压力22岁之前就变白了呢" }, { "source": "小星开店啦支持~", "target": "谢谢么么哒" }, { "source": "谢谢么么哒", "target": "不谢" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "你还小不能多吃" }, { "source": "来来来,看剧要一起更有趣", "target": "电影,比较烧脑的内种" }, { "source": "电影,比较烧脑的内种", "target": "美影?" }, { "source": "我是你天边最美的云彩快点用心把我留下来养眼啊", "target": "哇哦,那你觉得我美么" }, { "source": "哇哦,那你觉得我美么", "target": "傻丫头,我一直想你滴" }, { "source": "傻丫头,我一直想你滴", "target": "那你快关注我呗" }, { "source": "那你快关注我呗", "target": "不要害羞啦" }, { "source": "不要害羞啦", "target": "人家就是好害羞的嘛" }, { "source": "人家就是好害羞的嘛", "target": "不害羞不害羞" }, { "source": "不害羞不害羞", "target": "那你快说你爱我不" }, { "source": "那你快说你爱我不", "target": "我爱死你了!" }, { "source": "我好想把我的两只咪抱出来交朋友一个超厉害,一个超耸", "target": "我这个绝育了你家两个自己搞定不就得了嘿" }, { "source": "我这个绝育了你家两个自己搞定不就得了嘿", "target": "我的一只绝育了,一只还木有,没绝育的那只也没打育苗,所以不敢抱粗来。。大的也刚刚做完~" }, { "source": "我的一只绝育了,一只还木有,没绝育的那只也没打育苗,所以不敢抱粗来。。大的也刚刚做完~", "target": "一座绝育就会很胆小" }, { "source": "一座绝育就会很胆小", "target": "她一直那样,窝里横型的。小猫特小的时候就敢打她,特厉害。" }, { "source": "她一直那样,窝里横型的。小猫特小的时候就敢打她,特厉害。", "target": "哈哈。你的是灰色的吗" }, { "source": "哈哈。你的是灰色的吗", "target": "嗯,一个灰条纹,一个白底蝴蝶纹" }, { "source": "嗯,一个灰条纹,一个白底蝴蝶纹", "target": "哈哈。啥品种啊" }, { "source": "看身高萌不萌,人的话够萌了", "target": "146" }, { "source": "146", "target": "真的很萌我在集美" }, { "source": "真的很萌我在集美", "target": "这么近" }, { "source": "这么近", "target": "对啊,要不要带我玩" }, { "source": "大枣是我的", "target": "我的哼" }, { "source": "我是一粒沙,我是一滴水,只能随风飘荡,随波逐流", "target": "好吧,那你快去碎叫吧" }, { "source": "要保持童心", "target": "最近精神不好,有点忧郁" }, { "source": "女孩子你好!", "target": "哈哈像吗" }, { "source": "哈哈像吗", "target": "非常少女啊,你要不要自己对比一下前几年的照片啊!哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "非常少女啊,你要不要自己对比一下前几年的照片啊!哈哈哈哈", "target": "要和以前的自己谈恋爱!" }, { "source": "要和以前的自己谈恋爱!", "target": "现在不好吗…" }, { "source": "现在不好吗…", "target": "很好啊" }, { "source": "很好啊", "target": "那就好好珍惜吧你" }, { "source": "那就好好珍惜吧你", "target": "知道了啦" }, { "source": "半夜的搞什么?遇上白马王子了??", "target": "早都遇上了,你不知道而已栽" }, { "source": "早都遇上了,你不知道而已栽", "target": "姐你居然不告诉我!!太桑心了你这么见外~~" }, { "source": "姐你居然不告诉我!!太桑心了你这么见外~~", "target": "我告诉你不等于告诉全世界了啊" }, { "source": "生蛋节", "target": "蛋呢?" }, { "source": "我有两套安东尼的红黄橙+陪安东尼度过的日子,可以拿出一套交换", "target": "你想换什么" }, { "source": "你知道人家不会说好听的,你还一个劲儿问", "target": "夫妻之间的小情趣吗嘛,多好呀" }, { "source": "我明天回去,好好度蜜月哦", "target": "嗯,等着我回来,要第一时间见我哈…不准找各种理由的" }, { "source": "为什么去英国", "target": "学习还有店里的原料" }, { "source": "学习还有店里的原料", "target": "明白" }, { "source": "你又在想什么呢?", "target": "我啥也没想,就随口一说。" }, { "source": "土豪啊…你好", "target": "家有蠢0" }, { "source": "家有蠢0", "target": "今晚教育他" }, { "source": "毒毒怎么这么晚还没睡啊?", "target": "毒毒最近熬夜上瘾了" }, { "source": "要么手断要么砖断", "target": "说到这个我就心疼,晨晨劈了23下,这傻孩子,做事总那么认真" }, { "source": "今年最流行的颜色", "target": "对啊看到好多大衣都这个颜色" }, { "source": "宣职人才辈出", "target": "还好还好" }, { "source": "断续从朋友口中传到我耳旁", "target": "一点都不惦记我这个朋友" }, { "source": "老姐爱看爱情片?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "考完考试就变成这样了......我已经不理解我爱惜东西的能力了", "target": "你考试的时候到底经历什么!!难道考试太简单你都用脚趾头在思考?!" }, { "source": "你考试的时候到底经历什么!!难道考试太简单你都用脚趾头在思考?!", "target": "错!是太难了!全身再发力" }, { "source": "宿舍的网倒是还行,不能天天上课抱个路由器吧", "target": "先过来再说" }, { "source": "先过来再说", "target": "来来来,来了带你飞" }, { "source": "亲爱的我需要你的安慰", "target": "等回学校就行" }, { "source": "等回学校就行", "target": "以身相许??" }, { "source": "以身相许??", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "你觉得呢", "target": "好吧你不会答应·····" }, { "source": "4月底具体几号几点播呀", "target": "定下来了我会通知大家的" }, { "source": "中秋快乐", "target": "你也快乐!!" }, { "source": "你不跟我说我怕是能猜到一点", "target": "猜什么猜有什么好猜的,快去睡觉" }, { "source": "猜什么猜有什么好猜的,快去睡觉", "target": "种种迹象让我不得不让我去猜" }, { "source": "宝宝睡得好晚", "target": "嗯哪呗" }, { "source": "有过爱情希望从没有过很痛苦", "target": "就是这样啊没有的时候盼望拥有的时候甜蜜分开的时候痛苦过段时间就好啦" }, { "source": "就是这样啊没有的时候盼望拥有的时候甜蜜分开的时候痛苦过段时间就好啦", "target": "嗯开心点" }, { "source": "花痴娃儿!!", "target": "未必你不喜欢迈?" }, { "source": "干嘛一直叫我啊。", "target": "想你了。" }, { "source": "愚人节出来骗人", "target": "你知道的太多了" }, { "source": "欧洲杯预测葡萄牙一平到底然后夺冠…盯着周围的讥讽到结束…还跟朋友打赌一顿饭", "target": "最后我赢了" }, { "source": "最后我赢了", "target": "棒棒哒" }, { "source": "加油一定能过", "target": "借您吉言" }, { "source": "小花你又乱勾搭人,哼,哭唧唧", "target": "哪里有" }, { "source": "哪里有", "target": "哪里都有" }, { "source": "哪里都有", "target": "没有了啦" }, { "source": "没有了啦", "target": "你现在都飘了" }, { "source": "你现在都飘了", "target": "我没有" }, { "source": "我没有", "target": "你都没有哄我" }, { "source": "小斌哥哥在家啊,可惜你今天去北京了~", "target": "他太不积极" }, { "source": "他太不积极", "target": "他差点搞不见我的硬盘" }, { "source": "他差点搞不见我的硬盘", "target": "是以前那个吗?" }, { "source": "最喜欢你这张了耶", "target": "我特喜欢这张" }, { "source": "我特喜欢这张", "target": "你皮衣风格真的爆好看的" }, { "source": "我同学好像跟你同一个地方的人啊。。。", "target": "嗯,一个地方" }, { "source": "诶哟大叔!请客啊", "target": "呀!哈!" }, { "source": "给大家科普一下,这种动物行为研究和表演的性质是不同的,就跟小白鼠实验是一样的,不然你以为人类是怎么了解这么多动物的", "target": "你瞎吧,还科普别丢人了" }, { "source": "你是晒不黑么", "target": "嘻嘻马上就黑了" }, { "source": "辛苦你", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "八点起床求学!!我正式解放了!哈哈哈", "target": "好讨厌,我还是预习!!" }, { "source": "好讨厌,我还是预习!!", "target": "回来带你看电影〜" }, { "source": "太细致可爱!!下睫毛惊呆!!!!", "target": "没有下睫毛就不是完整的小卷了" }, { "source": "背景我可以给满分吗", "target": "多一分我也不会骄傲" }, { "source": "多一分我也不会骄傲", "target": "那就多给十分" }, { "source": "你在看喃", "target": "百变大咖秀,太勺啦" }, { "source": "我是没分都跟别人一起了", "target": "以后找个喜欢自己的疼自己的吧" }, { "source": "以后找个喜欢自己的疼自己的吧", "target": "会的你也是" }, { "source": "你要帮帮新人嘛…大家都不容易,当然是帮上进的人", "target": "自己做销售的,客户都是自己的,怎么帮。。。" }, { "source": "自己做销售的,客户都是自己的,怎么帮。。。", "target": "你喝汤,也分别人些渣!哈哈" }, { "source": "我米有巧克力。。。", "target": "来吃来吃我有很多" }, { "source": "来吃来吃我有很多", "target": "你那一点。。被我吃光啊否够额。。" }, { "source": "一跳一个坑", "target": "我已经堆了三个雪人了" }, { "source": "我已经堆了三个雪人了", "target": "还没堆烦,还要堆" }, { "source": "喜欢魏巡", "target": "我也想看魏巡" }, { "source": "如果这种事发生在你身上,你会怎么做?死得是你的老婆和3个孩子,你怎么办?", "target": "死的是你的老婆和孩子,你先去整容,否则没有小仙女" }, { "source": "击击地拉就是现在不磨练,不狠以后会后悔的", "target": "看好你的" }, { "source": "看好你的", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "赢了吃什么都有理", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "刚才媳妇生了,是个儿子8斤重,我文化水平不行,还请大家帮自己取个名字,谢谢大家,我姓金", "target": "金子多" }, { "source": "快打车", "target": "打不起,打车没有地铁快" }, { "source": "大哥辛苦了,", "target": "辛苦还好但是好困" }, { "source": "天亮了", "target": "我们这还没太亮了" }, { "source": "我们这还没太亮了", "target": "我们这早亮了" }, { "source": "白羊不能随便被批评的,你要批评我们,我们就打你", "target": "哈哈来打我对人不对星座啦" }, { "source": "嗨哥哥好", "target": "你好啊" }, { "source": "你字不好呗你怎么查的?不是进不去吗?", "target": "是老师太爱我了、我们班的重点都是我写的字复印的、" }, { "source": "染头发啦?!", "target": "哇!!" }, { "source": "哎呦,谢谢你,你是第一个说我唱歌好听的一般都被吐槽各种找不到调", "target": "不用理他们" }, { "source": "不用理他们", "target": "行,回头我要录了,艾特你,算为你录的" }, { "source": "行,回头我要录了,艾特你,算为你录的", "target": "你是团子才选这个歌还是纯粹觉得好听" }, { "source": "这花真妖", "target": "请你立即删除!" }, { "source": "我大饼脸加塌鼻子想换个头", "target": "我想死" }, { "source": "明天是不是s9国行发布会哦?", "target": "是的哦" }, { "source": "过年了还跑那啊?去那跨年么", "target": "干活呀" }, { "source": "干活呀", "target": "辛苦了" }, { "source": "王者荣耀,读书,吃东西", "target": "就差一个伴" }, { "source": "咦你看地上那些发光的是什么?", "target": "你嘞缩撒子嘛" }, { "source": "我喜欢了一个男生但是他有女朋友我该怎么办近不得退不舍", "target": "信我,你会喜欢上别人" }, { "source": "终于人生第一次主动跟好朋友撕破脸了~其实我们一直不投缘为了维持关系纠结了很久~在意别人说我小心眼~现在不在意了", "target": "怎么才可以做到不在乎别人的想法" }, { "source": "怎么才可以做到不在乎别人的想法", "target": "完全不在意也是做不到,只是坚定了让自己难受的关系就不去维持~不要考虑别人看法,以满足自己优先。" }, { "source": "我来仰望幸福来了", "target": "欢迎榴莲,很久没吃到你送来的榴莲勒" }, { "source": "欢迎榴莲,很久没吃到你送来的榴莲勒", "target": "大家都吃腻了,换口味啦" }, { "source": "真羡慕你们这些刷牙可以一次用这么多种牙膏的人", "target": "我一次只用一支" }, { "source": "还有两天寒假真幸福", "target": "你们今天就回去??" }, { "source": "为甚么我要让你知道我看不惯某个人?", "target": "反正你就是针对我" }, { "source": "反正你就是针对我", "target": "。。揉你" }, { "source": "小宝贝上幼儿园了吗", "target": "是呢我解放了" }, { "source": "是呢我解放了", "target": "是上海贝该" }, { "source": "你好棒,我周三去SEW面试,感觉一般,人事说一周之内通知二面,现在等的好焦躁", "target": "我面了苏州的传动了" }, { "source": "我面了苏州的传动了", "target": "怎么样?录取了吗" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "会的!!!" }, { "source": "你不怕胖啊", "target": "不怕不怕啦~" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "嗯呢,多谢" }, { "source": "关公", "target": "不该带你入坑" }, { "source": "香奈儿经典链条表还上吗", "target": "那个年前够呛" }, { "source": "那个年前够呛", "target": "没事年后我也等你家值得期待" }, { "source": "生日快乐喔宝宝!", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "你这么早开学啊", "target": "等收拾好了约起来" }, { "source": "等收拾好了约起来", "target": "好滴" }, { "source": "失去我是你最大的损失…", "target": "找个能好好珍惜你的人吧" }, { "source": "麻麻包的甜粽子~~~", "target": "香甜可口" }, { "source": "香甜可口", "target": "对着呢~" }, { "source": "空气很好", "target": "那儿的空气可以说非常好了" }, { "source": "白菜叶,提刀在路上", "target": "老叶真是蠢萌蠢萌的" }, { "source": "人家不想随叫随到了啦", "target": "还挺可爱" }, { "source": "还挺可爱", "target": "噶~本人也可爱..." }, { "source": "噶~本人也可爱...", "target": "你有什么之处呢" }, { "source": "四川哪里", "target": "绵阳" }, { "source": "绵阳", "target": "绵阳读书还是绵阳人" }, { "source": "你不说混更我还忘了你有坑没填,催更!", "target": "有一种挖坑坑了自己的感觉" }, { "source": "以后我要一个丫头就好肯定可爱死了", "target": "你可爱丫头肯定也是呢" }, { "source": "你可爱丫头肯定也是呢", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "单身狗", "target": "跟单身不单身又没关系" }, { "source": "我妈至今都庆幸自己在那时候没饿死,她基本就是喝大食堂的洗锅水长大的,根本就没粮食吃", "target": "那时候不像现在,山里应该很多野生动物,可以去打猎啊。" }, { "source": "我只想每天呆在卧室混吃等死", "target": "其实我也是这样,太热了前几天,天天开着空调混吃等死" }, { "source": "看不懂繁体字的悲哀", "target": "这个还好,简体字居多。古丛体书籍繁体字才不好认,我都是开着字典边看边查,有些不常用,直接不认识" }, { "source": "这个还好,简体字居多。古丛体书籍繁体字才不好认,我都是开着字典边看边查,有些不常用,直接不认识", "target": "为什么要出繁体字啊!" }, { "source": "我来掐灭你的童话。越南方已经找到残骸碎片了", "target": "残骸,呵呵呵呵" }, { "source": "残骸,呵呵呵呵", "target": "你不知道现在最伤人的词语就是“呵呵”吗,你居然还“呵呵呵呵”。我的心都被你彻底伤透了" }, { "source": "你不知道现在最伤人的词语就是“呵呵”吗,你居然还“呵呵呵呵”。我的心都被你彻底伤透了", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "呵呵", "target": "你果然病得不轻。。" }, { "source": "你多久开学", "target": "开学了" }, { "source": "我也想去重庆玩~!~", "target": "哈哈,去噻,巴适惨了。" }, { "source": "哈哈,去噻,巴适惨了。", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "山穷水尽", "target": "尽心尽力" }, { "source": "尽心尽力", "target": "力不从心" }, { "source": "力不从心", "target": "心灰意冷" }, { "source": "心灰意冷", "target": "冷暖自知" }, { "source": "冷暖自知", "target": "知无不言" }, { "source": "知无不言", "target": "言无不尽" }, { "source": "言无不尽", "target": "进本退末" }, { "source": "进本退末", "target": "墨守成规" }, { "source": "墨守成规", "target": "归心似箭" }, { "source": "归心似箭", "target": "箭在弦上" }, { "source": "八点多喝牛奶的时候咋不说的", "target": "那是早饭" }, { "source": "那是早饭", "target": "早饭还喝牛奶,真享受" }, { "source": "愿世界和平", "target": "这是一个非常重大的愿望" }, { "source": "为什么趁你还是会员。?", "target": "会员可叠加" }, { "source": "会员可叠加", "target": "可你都三了,我才二" }, { "source": "可你都三了,我才二", "target": "我是当年闲的了开的,现在穷得很" }, { "source": "我是当年闲的了开的,现在穷得很", "target": "年费才108,少买只口红就有了" }, { "source": "我如果当兵就不娶妻,这是对她的尊重。", "target": "可惜你不是军人" }, { "source": "长大了长大了知道给队友装备让他们有点游戏体验哈", "target": "哈哈可能做了塔科夫客服后突然醒悟了吧" }, { "source": "如何", "target": "还未做出足够的努力,所以还是处于单恋阶段……" }, { "source": "还未做出足够的努力,所以还是处于单恋阶段……", "target": "没关系加油咯" }, { "source": "没关系加油咯", "target": "嗯嗯,谢谢哈!" }, { "source": "你居然还花这么多钱做这种事情,我真是对你愤怒了!", "target": "没有。一个多月我没买票。防止被拉进去还是带着么" }, { "source": "周老师带着一群小朋友去旅游?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是研学旅行!不是旅游!" }, { "source": "你看啥了看冲上云霄2超好看", "target": "新剧,叛逃" }, { "source": "这周怎么没回家", "target": "公司有事情" }, { "source": "公司有事情", "target": "好吧。还想这周课开完了轻松了要约你呢" }, { "source": "兄长,我想带一人回云深不知处,带回去,藏起来", "target": "带我回去谢谢" }, { "source": "带我回去谢谢", "target": "不好意思,不带" }, { "source": "打了一早上苍蝇气哭了", "target": "又没有男神盯着看,不打紧的" }, { "source": "又没有男神盯着看,不打紧的", "target": "男神是什么能吃吗" }, { "source": "男神是什么能吃吗", "target": "你可以直接生吞" }, { "source": "钱包留下,钱带走。", "target": "刚刚买的钱包昨天晚上出去吃饭的时候顺便把钱包拿着了不然今天我就看不到了" }, { "source": "刚刚买的钱包昨天晚上出去吃饭的时候顺便把钱包拿着了不然今天我就看不到了", "target": "注意就好。" }, { "source": "广东欢迎你!!!", "target": "你好呀!" }, { "source": "爱你,老婆。我亲爱的", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "亲,我们马上为你置换", "target": "凑什么热闹他们不理我我就去店里找他们" }, { "source": "11年,人生有几个11年!哎", "target": "是呀青春到中年" }, { "source": "是呀青春到中年", "target": "你还在北京呐?" }, { "source": "你还在北京呐?", "target": "对啊一直在啊……" }, { "source": "对啊一直在啊……", "target": "俺也在!实现了我的北漂梦!" }, { "source": "动漫大国。。。为什么吉祥物初稿这么丑", "target": "这丑?" }, { "source": "这丑?", "target": "不丑不丑" }, { "source": "你这睡的够晚的呀~", "target": "睡前一小写~~" }, { "source": "哎,我正牙疼呢,好几天了,我现在疼的时候吃点散列通,这东西止疼效果还挺好的,哎,不说了,说多都是泪啊。", "target": "我是整牙的" }, { "source": "找弟弟片断简直是上演了一场琼瑶剧啊", "target": "你这么晚才睡!" }, { "source": "你这么晚才睡!", "target": "竟然能看见时间呢,神奇!" }, { "source": "深圳见不到雪", "target": "哈哈哈回来北方啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈回来北方啊", "target": "回去太冷,这穿个外套就行" }, { "source": "昂……麻烦可以问下,不分肉种类吗?鸡肉猪肉都可以吗?", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "快递小哥被帅晕了", "target": "有那么帅么,说的我有点兴奋" }, { "source": "我不会说温暖的话也没有万人爱的性格", "target": "做好自己" }, { "source": "宝宝好早哦!冬天我是不敢上称的", "target": "吸取教训" }, { "source": "开心吗", "target": "开心开心极不" }, { "source": "二列的小心思很明显了,可不可以再努力一下,往前走一步。", "target": "拉拉估计是恨不相逢单身时,老黄好像说过属于被动型的男生啊" }, { "source": "说p图p了多久", "target": "你又说实话" }, { "source": "为什么新校区没有", "target": "我这里有很多,你想要吗,拿去贴(慷慨大方)" }, { "source": "明天不会下雨吧,天气预报不会下", "target": "不晓得~他们说不下雨就去~我觉得我室友们不会去了~" }, { "source": "不晓得~他们说不下雨就去~我觉得我室友们不会去了~", "target": "为什么?不是说一起去吗" }, { "source": "刚才给前男友分手费5000元终于了断了", "target": "我和前男友分手也搭进去了好几千,得亏他跟我分了,不然遇不到现在的,对我超好,都是他养我。" }, { "source": "我和前男友分手也搭进去了好几千,得亏他跟我分了,不然遇不到现在的,对我超好,都是他养我。", "target": "幸福哦" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐呀包砸", "target": "圣诞快乐呀咕噜~" }, { "source": "你对我好自然的我也会对你好相对的", "target": "是这样的" }, { "source": "今天学不大动先睡了", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "你上次不是找好工作了吗", "target": "后来不想去了任性" }, { "source": "后来不想去了任性", "target": "当老板了" }, { "source": "高富帅又去哪里玩啊", "target": "大恩施。。去过吗" }, { "source": "作为一个男性你觉得好看吗我怕他不喜欢", "target": "不错啊。20~40岁适用" }, { "source": "不错啊。20~40岁适用", "target": "他刚好20岁就是说你觉得老了咯?" }, { "source": "等你们回来上海聚一个", "target": "要得" }, { "source": "我看过小说今天电影里边的跟我想象的高度一致感觉特别好", "target": "小说好看不,我最近在姥姥姥爷家,安静的只能看书,你给我推荐一下咯" }, { "source": "小说好看不,我最近在姥姥姥爷家,安静的只能看书,你给我推荐一下咯", "target": "和电影差不多有点散碎人物和剧情有点不一样小说更饱满一点" }, { "source": "和电影差不多有点散碎人物和剧情有点不一样小说更饱满一点", "target": "噢了" }, { "source": "三姐最美了", "target": "这小嘴" }, { "source": "好看不过嫂子", "target": "回来没" }, { "source": "回来没", "target": "回来了,冻死了" }, { "source": "可爱幸福的宝贝,生日快乐!", "target": "谢谢。" }, { "source": "为啥我只收到了一封", "target": "哪一封?" }, { "source": "皇族咖喱!!!!你咋成贵族了", "target": "哈哈,呢个就叫这名,霸气坏了。" }, { "source": "哈哈,呢个就叫这名,霸气坏了。", "target": "好不好吃?我最喜欢吃咖喱" }, { "source": "好不好吃?我最喜欢吃咖喱", "target": "味道不错呢!就熟米饭太少了" }, { "source": "空虚的女人", "target": "我X,你是不晓得我现在的生活类,无所事事到现在还冒睡类!" }, { "source": "别难过了,不好的就总结吧,我也是分班考试,丧没有用的,最多给自己找借口,拼一下吧,真的,加油加油加油加油加油加油", "target": "谢谢,会加油的" }, { "source": "静姐姐想当年的瘦啊·哈·", "target": "是啊,伤心死了。。。" }, { "source": "是啊,伤心死了。。。", "target": "哈哈·加油··" }, { "source": "哈哈·加油··", "target": "嘻嘻~~吃饭饭了么?" }, { "source": "嘻嘻~~吃饭饭了么?", "target": "吃了·" }, { "source": "吃了·", "target": "明天肥家啦。哈哈~~~不过打台风了也~~~" }, { "source": "美好年华倒计时1年", "target": "真的是美好年华么感觉会煎熬啊。。" }, { "source": "真的是美好年华么感觉会煎熬啊。。", "target": "其实一年比一年煎熬" }, { "source": "其实一年比一年煎熬", "target": "呜呜呜。。已经过了3年了。。。" }, { "source": "好幸福呀!时间过得好快,你家小的都这么大了,我的小女儿才三个月半。", "target": "加油,时间一转眼" }, { "source": "看你这满口脏话的发言,你有什么资格对这件事说三道四?", "target": "骂的无非是该骂之人。难道你也心痒痒,想要挨骂了?不过可能就算骂你,也未必会骂的醒!" }, { "source": "骂的无非是该骂之人。难道你也心痒痒,想要挨骂了?不过可能就算骂你,也未必会骂的醒!", "target": "和人品差的人计较,简直是在拉低我的智商。" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "你说说福州有什么好玩的" }, { "source": "你说说福州有什么好玩的", "target": "...呵呵说说你判断的依据是什么" }, { "source": "...呵呵说说你判断的依据是什么", "target": "遇到脾气不好的人怎么办" }, { "source": "不吃肉多痛苦", "target": "哎,长肉更痛苦" }, { "source": "哎,长肉更痛苦", "target": "健身多久了?" }, { "source": "图书馆不是闭馆了?", "target": "图书馆没有呀…但我是在鉴湖" }, { "source": "图书馆没有呀…但我是在鉴湖", "target": "搜嘎" }, { "source": "我就说一句:关晓彤最美应该没人反驳吧", "target": "都好看" }, { "source": "完了完了我又玻璃心了还是觉得阿姨对我亮不够温柔", "target": "放心吧,阿姨对亮宝比亲奶奶都好" }, { "source": "放心吧,阿姨对亮宝比亲奶奶都好", "target": "这倒是事实" }, { "source": "你是存心想气死我吗,既然这样你就到武汉带给我吃", "target": "这里的东西好难吃,...." }, { "source": "夜不能熬啊。真的伤身。", "target": "嗯嗯,我先睡了,晚安,再不睡明天又没精神了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,我先睡了,晚安,再不睡明天又没精神了", "target": "嗯嗯嗯嗯。。晚安。小伙" }, { "source": "歇着……唱唱歌啥子了", "target": "一会儿还要去唱红歌" }, { "source": "一会儿还要去唱红歌", "target": "我以为你都在唱了" }, { "source": "拉黑!", "target": "说实话你就要拉黑我,这个小哥哥你真的要活在谎言的世界里吗?" }, { "source": "说实话你就要拉黑我,这个小哥哥你真的要活在谎言的世界里吗?", "target": "你没看出我在开玩笑吗?……" }, { "source": "你没看出我在开玩笑吗?……", "target": "你没看出来我也在开玩笑吗?" }, { "source": "你没看出来我也在开玩笑吗?", "target": "摸头" }, { "source": "喝茶的地方吧", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "起得这么早" }, { "source": "起得这么早", "target": "准备去爬山" }, { "source": "准备去爬山", "target": "精神好" }, { "source": "人家是停车啊,难道停马路上?", "target": "你看她在人行道走了多长时间,人行道,给人走的,不是机动车道,人行道,强调下,人行道,人,不是车" }, { "source": "你看她在人行道走了多长时间,人行道,给人走的,不是机动车道,人行道,强调下,人行道,人,不是车", "target": "那你告诉我怎么停。" }, { "source": "去哪儿惹刚地铁站看到你上15没法打招呼!", "target": "诶??看到我了??我去了趟市区…你出去吗?" }, { "source": "虐狗", "target": "反正也虐不到你" }, { "source": "反正也虐不到你", "target": "快了" }, { "source": "快了", "target": "信你啊" }, { "source": "我想踹她下河!弯弯!别拦我!", "target": "你踹吧,我不拦着,她当时练跆拳道呢,你去试试吧" }, { "source": "你踹吧,我不拦着,她当时练跆拳道呢,你去试试吧", "target": "我说什么了吗?哟什么也没说啊!" }, { "source": "很喜欢北京,它的建筑方方正正,气势庞大。那年游北京碰到导游不地道。现在一直期待以后自由行一次", "target": "北京很好的,多玩玩~" }, { "source": "北京很好的,多玩玩~", "target": "是的。很想。现在也是各种走不开" }, { "source": "我觉得我大双子才是万千花丛过,片叶不沾身", "target": "同双子" }, { "source": "电动牙刷不是有那个功能吗?", "target": "等着打折呢,现在买不合适" }, { "source": "等着打折呢,现在买不合适", "target": "好的电动牙刷再打折也得四五百,太便宜的也用不住,飞利浦声波的不错" }, { "source": "你这简直是棒打鸳鸯啊.哈哈.你是不是很惊奇我和他维持那么久好朋友啊", "target": "我以为你们早不联系了真没想到啊徐一达同学你很厉害啊这么个直人都被你弄得差不多了" }, { "source": "我以为你们早不联系了真没想到啊徐一达同学你很厉害啊这么个直人都被你弄得差不多了", "target": "他把我当成特别好的兄弟还说以后我和他一起去旅游呢" }, { "source": "别把我分给大老婆", "target": "你小老婆不是抛弃你了吗" }, { "source": "你小老婆不是抛弃你了吗", "target": "谁说?" }, { "source": "新欢?", "target": "节日快乐宝贝~" }, { "source": "节日快乐宝贝~", "target": "你们下午跳不?来玩儿狗吧" }, { "source": "你们下午跳不?来玩儿狗吧", "target": "跳~~~。。。" }, { "source": "跳~~~。。。", "target": "额z真崩溃" }, { "source": "原谅你了", "target": "你来不来" }, { "source": "你来不来", "target": "不爱吃" }, { "source": "只有你的照片呀,发现忘了合影留念了", "target": "哈哈是也,我们都没有合影过,下次一定记得" }, { "source": "饿了", "target": "可以吃午饭了" }, { "source": "以后跟你约饭简直是宝宝的荣幸啊", "target": "为森么这么说" }, { "source": "你是东北的吗", "target": "沈阳人在上海我做错什么了啊" }, { "source": "沈阳人在上海我做错什么了啊", "target": "沈阳人在北京也是一个下场刚出啥都自己谁也不认识" }, { "source": "今天路过一理发店上面写:洗剪吹300洗剪25", "target": "洗头大头十块,小头五十。" }, { "source": "当时还觉得你演的那么好,为什么章说因为个人魅力不选你?还说你好久没演戏了?当时还想好久没演戏还演的那么好!真不明白为什么不选你", "target": "即使把你混剪了也觉得你好,但是这种行为确实不妥,支持你" }, { "source": "爆灯了", "target": "耶耶耶!" }, { "source": "你生了恭喜", "target": "先找主语好吗,不是“我”,你这翻译怎么学的" }, { "source": "人到用时真没有", "target": "比如说,搬家的时候,逛超市的时候," }, { "source": "善待他人,,等于善待自己,,是我的简介哈", "target": "有智慧的人,有先见之明呗!" }, { "source": "有智慧的人,有先见之明呗!", "target": "你又说准了哈" }, { "source": "咳咳是谁!", "target": "一个二货" }, { "source": "我没有骂你的偶像,我什么都没说,过段时间都会平息的,偶像没有错", "target": "他们都没错谁都没错个人看待的眼光不同" }, { "source": "他们都没错谁都没错个人看待的眼光不同", "target": "好好爱我们的偶像吧,,," }, { "source": "教我折", "target": "好复杂得" }, { "source": "好复杂得", "target": "一看就知道不过好有情趣" }, { "source": "我想有钱", "target": "努力工作,做好自己的工作。" }, { "source": "努力工作,做好自己的工作。", "target": "活着真累" }, { "source": "活着真累", "target": "那也别死" }, { "source": "那也别死", "target": "压力好大啊" }, { "source": "压力好大啊", "target": "我也是,压力好大." }, { "source": "给力", "target": "棒棒的" }, { "source": "网易云观光团路过,话说你还会韩文?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈只会几句" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈只会几句", "target": "哈哈,刀尖儿上有几句就不错了,重点是还能写出来" }, { "source": "活动多,挣钱多", "target": "那是必须的" }, { "source": "不懂女生。", "target": "你想错了" }, { "source": "初老症", "target": "唉。太醉了" }, { "source": "唉。太醉了", "target": "提了一包好吃的……" }, { "source": "提了一包好吃的……", "target": "对啊吃的不能忘" }, { "source": "对啊吃的不能忘", "target": "反正包也没用啊,无非就是些梳子镜子啥的……" }, { "source": "涛姐飞南宁还是柳州呀?", "target": "南宁现在大巴柳州中" }, { "source": "南宁现在大巴柳州中", "target": "哦哦原来你直接回柳州了" }, { "source": "又发心灵鸡汤!见不得看字!", "target": "下次发图" }, { "source": "下次发图", "target": "欺负我没文化" }, { "source": "欺负我没文化", "target": "哪舍得欺负你啊" }, { "source": "明天你们站岗吧?", "target": "别提了,早上4点多就得去出勤……" }, { "source": "玫瑰是多肉吧换个绿色就一定是", "target": "哈哈哈哈,看来我适合画多肉" }, { "source": "围裙好棒", "target": "额\\'\\'我的重点是菜" }, { "source": "又帅了,不客气哈,老妖精", "target": "还得跟你客气一下,哈哈" }, { "source": "还得跟你客气一下,哈哈", "target": "这么晚了不睡,你也是蛮拼的" }, { "source": "这么晚了不睡,你也是蛮拼的", "target": "到了此刻还是没睡" }, { "source": "这样骂下去,只会显得你素质很低,有毛线意义啊,身为艺人就要承受这些。成名的路顺风顺水,遇到不顺意就骂人么?幼稚的行为。", "target": "名人也是人好吧" }, { "source": "有空整理个攻略出来呗", "target": "妥妥的" }, { "source": "能不能教一下小面怎么做,之前跟你学的酸辣粉,每次在家做肉夹馍我都要做一大碗,每次都给我老公吃的泪流满面,太好吃了,哈哈哈哈", "target": "°芽菜绍子面" }, { "source": "°芽菜绍子面", "target": "买不到芽菜不放芽菜是不是味道差很多啊" }, { "source": "买不到芽菜不放芽菜是不是味道差很多啊", "target": "不会差太多,可以用很多代替的" }, { "source": "不会差太多,可以用很多代替的", "target": "好的,我明天试试做看看,谢谢你" }, { "source": "好的,我明天试试做看看,谢谢你", "target": "°一碗四川家常面" }, { "source": "吃醋么这是", "target": "我吃毛醋啊!" }, { "source": "我吃毛醋啊!", "target": "喔喔" }, { "source": "京巴真的很可爱啊`", "target": "我家京巴养了17年,它老年的时候是真的有点凶" }, { "source": "喜欢传说", "target": "我这都是传说" }, { "source": "我这都是传说", "target": "为你的传说" }, { "source": "小气吧啦的就点个赞", "target": "还没细看呢迫不及待先赞一个" }, { "source": "还没细看呢迫不及待先赞一个", "target": "我刚刚刻苦工作来着。产品分析表。被我自己感动了" }, { "source": "我刚刚刻苦工作来着。产品分析表。被我自己感动了", "target": "真的假的你不要吓我这样我好有压力喔" }, { "source": "早有了吧?豆豉的不好还是辣椒油的香", "target": "可能我才发现,还是香辣的好,但对我来说有点辣每次吃放的很少,这肉丝的我放好几勺" }, { "source": "可能我才发现,还是香辣的好,但对我来说有点辣每次吃放的很少,这肉丝的我放好几勺", "target": "辣的香一点点就够了" }, { "source": "辣的香一点点就够了", "target": "这个新的瓶还小估计吃不了几次就没了,还得吃辣椒油的,主要是省钱,这玩意真上瘾,我之前天天吃贼下饭,结果总起火疖子,就停了,哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "钱就是任性", "target": "下面那个才是喔~" }, { "source": "下面那个才是喔~", "target": "谁?" }, { "source": "谁?", "target": "你去新加坡场么?" }, { "source": "你去新加坡场么?", "target": "没钱任性不了" }, { "source": "没钱任性不了", "target": "去去~你买少件衣服就够机票了" }, { "source": "去去~你买少件衣服就够机票了", "target": "机票这么便" }, { "source": "我可以去帮你试试房子吗我的老公哈哈哈哈", "target": "好的呀" }, { "source": "这个方便面好好吃,家里都成箱买的", "target": "小编还没有吃过" }, { "source": "小编还没有吃过", "target": "要不你尝尝,我们表示都没看见" }, { "source": "谁是电灯泡", "target": "谁都不是哈哈" }, { "source": "杨幂真的美极了", "target": "对啊对啊" }, { "source": "最近看新剧我一直让李紫丹快点看看完告诉我剧情我再看", "target": "看啥呢" }, { "source": "老哥,换把刀", "target": "是该把刀给退伍了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。我在我们这狭小的寝室已经要热炸了。", "target": "大家都一样啊。。我们四楼的全体都在地上打地铺了。。" }, { "source": "大家都一样啊。。我们四楼的全体都在地上打地铺了。。", "target": "我们太窄了" }, { "source": "我们太窄了", "target": "那你们咋办啊。。就这样热着?" }, { "source": "我就说你衰啦", "target": "死衰鬼" }, { "source": "死衰鬼", "target": "你没出声!" }, { "source": "男朋友送呢?暖啊暖", "target": "哪跌有得起男朋友啊" }, { "source": "哪跌有得起男朋友啊", "target": "赶快找一个我结婚时候领的来" }, { "source": "雪球宝是啥故事啊⊙∀⊙!", "target": "哥哥以前养的一只狗,后来走丢了" }, { "source": "走吃烧烤去", "target": "既然你这么说了我哪里忍心拒绝" }, { "source": "既然你这么说了我哪里忍心拒绝", "target": "天,六要请吃烧烤了" }, { "source": "天,六要请吃烧烤了", "target": "这天气不适合吃烧烤了明年吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "吃光我的巧克力还理直气壮!", "target": "有本事拿回家" }, { "source": "猜比分这种事情,你算是找对人了,1-0,请叫我赌神", "target": "90分钟内吗" }, { "source": "90分钟内吗", "target": "必须会" }, { "source": "必须会", "target": "输惨了拉" }, { "source": "我不闲呀", "target": "烦不烦" }, { "source": "你又看到现在", "target": "开心!!" }, { "source": "我快好了", "target": "我昨晚折腾了一夜…" }, { "source": "你这样拍戏能养活家人吗", "target": "没看见人家在努力吗" }, { "source": "下午好大冉哥", "target": "回得也太慢了不够意思" }, { "source": "是不是想回天津了??", "target": "嗯嗯,正在考虑要不要五一回天津" }, { "source": "当当待遇越来越好了!!!", "target": "它趁我们不在爬上去的,婆婆又纵容它" }, { "source": "它趁我们不在爬上去的,婆婆又纵容它", "target": "越来越大胆了!!放肆!!明天好好管好她...洗车洗烦了....即使不用我洗...." }, { "source": "昨晚才吃了虾吃虾唰", "target": "是吗好巧我俩很喜欢吃" }, { "source": "保佑你", "target": "你啥时候回来啊?" }, { "source": "你啥时候回来啊?", "target": "11号估计晚上吧,我要自己回来呢!!!!好激动" }, { "source": "11号估计晚上吧,我要自己回来呢!!!!好激动", "target": "你自己都没自己回去过啊?" }, { "source": "你自己都没自己回去过啊?", "target": "没这么远……还要到郑州转车~" }, { "source": "高端的餐桌,丰富的菜肴,看得我流口水", "target": "哈哈,没你家的味道好啊!" }, { "source": "头发留长了", "target": "是呀,虽然只是长了一点点!" }, { "source": "节日快乐", "target": "骂彬节日快乐" }, { "source": "你应该把伞拿掉", "target": "行不行啊你下雨呢" }, { "source": "行不行啊你下雨呢", "target": "我下雨?怎么下" }, { "source": "回到学校会想念在家的日子的", "target": "嗯嗯,是吧!" }, { "source": "哲哥好贤惠!班长就收了他吧", "target": "嘿。。收他当啥。。" }, { "source": "红豆薏米茶是个很神奇的东西", "target": "这一段我都不肿了" }, { "source": "这一段我都不肿了", "target": "我也是一点都不肿了" }, { "source": "别提了,过年喝了两箱可乐,牙都快掉了……", "target": "那可以换换雪碧" }, { "source": "连吃了三天我妈摊的饼还有海鲜菇裙带鸡蛋汤。", "target": "海鲜菇裙带鸡蛋汤这么潮的名字是谁起的。。。" }, { "source": "何苦要为难我我已经这么可怜了!", "target": "也是都是女人" }, { "source": "也是都是女人", "target": "我堂堂男子汉纯爷们好吗!" }, { "source": "我堂堂男子汉纯爷们好吗!", "target": "好好好为师休息了" }, { "source": "好好好为师休息了", "target": "好吧~现在该午安还是晚安呢" }, { "source": "开饭", "target": "开始煮饺子" }, { "source": "开始煮饺子", "target": "幸福的饺子来点醋" }, { "source": "迁户口还有钱?", "target": "是的,学历的不同,补助的钱也相对的不等。高的可以补助三万。另外还可以在深圳申请经济适用房等。" }, { "source": "是的,学历的不同,补助的钱也相对的不等。高的可以补助三万。另外还可以在深圳申请经济适用房等。", "target": "???我自己就深户怎么不知道?" }, { "source": "???我自己就深户怎么不知道?", "target": "你是积分入户还是人才引进入户,补助对学历有要求。" }, { "source": "虽然我知道这么说挺俗套的,但我还是要说“乔老爷子要是健在绝对不会允许这头帘存在”", "target": "哦哦,那你想把前摄像头放哪" }, { "source": "哦哦,那你想把前摄像头放哪", "target": "那可以把两边补齐啊" }, { "source": "可怜的姐姐。那就不能游泳了。", "target": "不能游了咯,要等到好了才可以咯," }, { "source": "生日快乐哟", "target": "可快乐了" }, { "source": "嘤嘤嘤就是错过了很多美食", "target": "哈哈哈你又浮出来了" }, { "source": "我新买的拿到手上就是弯的,无语。", "target": "无语" }, { "source": "为啥每次我刷pk107都跟没刷一样...高光根本没法附在脸上", "target": "我也是!!怎么刷都没看到蓝光" }, { "source": "剪短发了?", "target": "夏天不敢剪短发会被热晕的就剪到肩膀那" }, { "source": "夏天不敢剪短发会被热晕的就剪到肩膀那", "target": "求照片呀!" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "你被谁欺负了?" }, { "source": "你看我这么早就起床了你肯定还睡呢", "target": "哈哈~那是~我昨晚做梦和你一起当特工来着。。。然后飞檐走壁爬坡上山还枪战!今早起的时候发现跟某人调换了位置睡到床的另一边儿去了。。。。。。" }, { "source": "硕硕和晨晨都是很棒的好孩子哈哈", "target": "嗯嗯~我们要团结起来打到许光明这个小人!" }, { "source": "CC你好乖阿看起来", "target": "我就是乖哈哈哈啊哈哈" }, { "source": "我就是乖哈哈哈啊哈哈", "target": "真的是乖的" }, { "source": "这个电影告诉我们要少看电影", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "可能男朋友还在读小学,学姐要等得住", "target": "怕是已经被小学生抢走了" }, { "source": "你是一边做犬舍一边做救助啊", "target": "是啊…不然光救助没那么多资金" }, { "source": "这个冬天密谋我", "target": "我忘记你的输入法太蠢了" }, { "source": "晚安呀!你开心就好了!", "target": "嗯嗯你也要开心" }, { "source": "你马上要飞万里路了。", "target": "哈哈~说起来我拆了我的2000片!拆了一个下午…" }, { "source": "哈哈~说起来我拆了我的2000片!拆了一个下午…", "target": "为毛拆掉!?" }, { "source": "表白+1", "target": "爱你如一" }, { "source": "小虾旁边的是笋吗?", "target": "并不是!那是山药假装笋,不告诉她们!她们馋我呢" }, { "source": "脑子肿了吧?", "target": "脑子被你吃掉了" }, { "source": "脑子被你吃掉了", "target": "放那个啥,我才不会吃你的脑子!" }, { "source": "老婆你把我删了?", "target": "你自己看看呀" }, { "source": "你说有事就有事!差点没认出是我", "target": "是太美了认不出嘛" }, { "source": "炒花蟹", "target": "这个不是花蟹!" }, { "source": "听长沙同学每天都讲粉想吃", "target": "滴~酱香圆汤粉打卡" }, { "source": "滴~酱香圆汤粉打卡", "target": "你给我等着!" }, { "source": "昨天梦见你了", "target": "真的啊我在干嘛呢" }, { "source": "真的啊我在干嘛呢", "target": "跑我家来了" }, { "source": "跑我家来了", "target": "是不是想我啦。。" }, { "source": "是不是想我啦。。", "target": "应该是你想我了吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "应该是你想我了吧,哈哈", "target": "是的,真想过你的!" }, { "source": "我信爱却害怕", "target": "我也是对爱情一次次害怕" }, { "source": "诶淅沥沥的下雨天总会有很多感慨", "target": "可是春天啦是个让人开心的好季节" }, { "source": "你可不能感冒啊,要保重", "target": "已经遭了…鼻子堵塞!" }, { "source": "已经遭了…鼻子堵塞!", "target": "只有扛了" }, { "source": "鞋子挑好没啊", "target": "挑好个屁,烦死他了" }, { "source": "挑好个屁,烦死他了", "target": "真没用" }, { "source": "真没用", "target": "我很不满" }, { "source": "我很不满", "target": "那就家法伺候" }, { "source": "那就家法伺候", "target": "懒得弄,随便吧" }, { "source": "狗子的表情哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈没有它在东西就不好吃" }, { "source": "加油胖吧,别引起公愤啦", "target": "唯一能得瑟的…" }, { "source": "哈哈收获的季节你咋又起这么早睡不着嘛", "target": "我忙啊" }, { "source": "这表情嘛意思?", "target": "太好了" }, { "source": "太好了", "target": "然后呢?" }, { "source": "然后呢?", "target": "太开心了" }, { "source": "太开心了", "target": "那我呢?" }, { "source": "那我呢?", "target": "一起开心呐" }, { "source": "我27号发的朋友圈的这句话居然只有两个人懂我的意思", "target": "有时候你想表达的东西不一定要让所有人都懂" }, { "source": "有时候你想表达的东西不一定要让所有人都懂", "target": "正解" }, { "source": "这人一定特寂寞吧", "target": "肯定是!" }, { "source": "海鸥不眷恋大海可以飞更远?", "target": "还大海,你顶多是个粑粑眷恋爱你爱得不行了以后不要老说我除人" }, { "source": "还大海,你顶多是个粑粑眷恋爱你爱得不行了以后不要老说我除人", "target": "你爱粑粑?" }, { "source": "家里天气好好啊~", "target": "反正我明天也回家啦~话说巩晓人人那照片神马回事……" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "你有一双擅于发现美好事物的眼睛,祝你一生平安。" }, { "source": "买摩托啦?", "target": "没到呢" }, { "source": "镜头里水气没有蒸发完", "target": "可不是……估计要拆开维修了" }, { "source": "可不是……估计要拆开维修了", "target": "先放置一段时间看看,一修基本就…" }, { "source": "开心么么", "target": "来黑了" }, { "source": "来黑了", "target": "哼,秒秒钟沉下去,不用搭理。。一群那个啥。" }, { "source": "有同学今天回来", "target": "所以你要去哪要见面吗" }, { "source": "所以你要去哪要见面吗", "target": "你想见我吗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "快乐快乐", "target": "都要快乐!必须的!" }, { "source": "哎哟。小贩。好久不见。哈哈哈哈。", "target": "好不容易睡着你又把我弄醒了" }, { "source": "好不容易睡着你又把我弄醒了", "target": "噢。我清醒滴跟贼一样。晚安~~~~" }, { "source": "我想偷偷看答案", "target": "免费围观" }, { "source": "公交站点距目的地距离,难道还要有别的原因么?", "target": "这个目的地的含义太宽泛,确实不能点对点满足。" }, { "source": "辟谷的原因我记得", "target": "辟谷为什么不能喝热水" }, { "source": "辟谷为什么不能喝热水", "target": "不是不能喝,是他不喜欢喝,他不喜欢热" }, { "source": "不是不能喝,是他不喜欢喝,他不喜欢热", "target": "她说是辟谷的原因" }, { "source": "不想夸你了,真太美了", "target": "嘿嘿嘿谢谢" }, { "source": "你就只有一个姐姐没有别的亲人了吗", "target": "有啊!" }, { "source": "有啊!", "target": "还有谁" }, { "source": "生快,旸旸!么么哒!", "target": "你居然不是打肠肠~" }, { "source": "你居然不是打肠肠~", "target": "咦打错了,我心里默念的是肠肠。。。" }, { "source": "咦打错了,我心里默念的是肠肠。。。", "target": "哈哈,果然" }, { "source": "你会回复我吗", "target": "不会吧大概" }, { "source": "我今晚去了现场看了比赛,羡慕吧", "target": "嫉妒恨" }, { "source": "想念窦", "target": "想他" }, { "source": "心情好!胜过一切", "target": "心情好,你也要心情好!" }, { "source": "和五十几岁的大叔谈恋爱??火了以后就果断拉黑", "target": "前些天还和18岁谈恋爱呢宋威龙" }, { "source": "前些天还和18岁谈恋爱呢宋威龙", "target": "对对对发现了就分了" }, { "source": "你摇摇头说再也不爱了,可是他伸出手你还是会和他走", "target": "是我" }, { "source": "可怜的孩子…在学校饭菜不好吧!", "target": "当然不好啦!!!" }, { "source": "头发短了哎", "target": "剪了好几次了呢" }, { "source": "熊孩子不让人省心!", "target": "他改签了哇,估计今天会挺晚的" }, { "source": "他改签了哇,估计今天会挺晚的", "target": "哎呦喂,我看到了~~" }, { "source": "哎呦喂,我看到了~~", "target": "纠结的娃" }, { "source": "纠结的娃", "target": "你懂的" }, { "source": "鹿晗他红他就了不起了?就算他红遍全世界在我眼里也就是个渣渣", "target": "鹿晗一直很谦虚,只是你没看到,在骂人之前你能不能先了解别人。" }, { "source": "鹿晗一直很谦虚,只是你没看到,在骂人之前你能不能先了解别人。", "target": "他再怎么谦虚,再怎么好,我就是不喜欢他,你想怎样,打我吗?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈坐等发哦,快递要停了", "target": "我这几天买的疯掉了" }, { "source": "三广正在上映水形也引进了,能删了盗版吗?", "target": "你说的这两个我看已经被删了,我就想问问剩下的几部有什么好的推荐吗" }, { "source": "五月天演唱会票票", "target": "买不到" }, { "source": "票子不好吃啊", "target": "要养家的嘛难啊" }, { "source": "要养家的嘛难啊", "target": "这么快就飞回来了?" }, { "source": "和谐换富强或敬业", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "小菲!", "target": "亲爱的,明天下午你会在吗?我带来好吃的····" }, { "source": "亲爱的,明天下午你会在吗?我带来好吃的····", "target": "吖!我下个星期才会在!~~" }, { "source": "校友校友握握手哈哈哈哪里有没去看不过成绩出来就知道已录取啦", "target": "我是群里发了我才看到~咱们诚毅相会拉~" }, { "source": "我是群里发了我才看到~咱们诚毅相会拉~", "target": "这么帅群里那都有真神奇" }, { "source": "这么帅群里那都有真神奇", "target": "是我辅导员发的~好像是要确认去读的人吧" }, { "source": "是我辅导员发的~好像是要确认去读的人吧", "target": "我们辅导员没管这个反正那个120不用交就对了" }, { "source": "我们辅导员没管这个反正那个120不用交就对了", "target": "120是什么?" }, { "source": "120是什么?", "target": "办一个什么证来着的盖章好像学校统一盖" }, { "source": "-“何为孤寂”-“清风,艳阳,无笑意”可否具体左拥右抱无情欲可否再具体不得你", "target": "现在都这样了嘛,给我说哭了" }, { "source": "木槿花开啊!!!!!", "target": "似的!他们家的牛肉真的真的超级嫩" }, { "source": "似的!他们家的牛肉真的真的超级嫩", "target": "好想次!他们家的肉都好次!" }, { "source": "骗纸!根本就买不到!", "target": "今天应该能买到" }, { "source": "今天应该能买到", "target": "刚去了,说已经下市了" }, { "source": "着不住了!", "target": "我把你囊个了你遭不住了?" }, { "source": "我把你囊个了你遭不住了?", "target": "撸多了。" }, { "source": "撸多了。", "target": "年少不知精贵" }, { "source": "为了提醒你下车", "target": "还有这待遇" }, { "source": "我能说以前我觉得香菜有股臭大姐的味吗?", "target": "我也一样" }, { "source": "我的g3用了下怎么那么糊啊", "target": "没设置好吧" }, { "source": "没设置好吧", "target": "聚焦模式选什么" }, { "source": "今捡到钱了,这么高兴哇!是不是见者有份呢!", "target": "没看到说难得有件高兴事啊" }, { "source": "没看到说难得有件高兴事啊", "target": "高兴的事也可以见者有份,分亨一下的哇!" }, { "source": "高兴的事也可以见者有份,分亨一下的哇!", "target": "额以为错了的事儿最后证明是对的哈哈~~" }, { "source": "额以为错了的事儿最后证明是对的哈哈~~", "target": "就这样而已。" }, { "source": "就这样而已。", "target": "那以为哪样啊" }, { "source": "那以为哪样啊", "target": "早安!" }, { "source": "真的只能当过客吗?知道你对我不好!可是我也不知为什么就是很难过很难过", "target": "因为失去,所以难过" }, { "source": "我要去上课", "target": "真好" }, { "source": "因为好看而且每条博都很喜庆!", "target": "喜庆!" }, { "source": "哪位大神能告诉我为什么我所有游戏好友她们的列表里都没有我?没有我的排名也送不了星,玩到v8才发现,真的很很伤心", "target": "是系统不一样嘛?" }, { "source": "是系统不一样嘛?", "target": "一样系统" }, { "source": "一样系统", "target": "那是为什么。。。猜不透" }, { "source": "你说你是猪吧", "target": "!!猪滴眼里看谁都是猪" }, { "source": "我看到青年路和姚家园路口有事故。。", "target": "谢谢,老婆已经到家,堵了两个小时" }, { "source": "仲有间,齿留香,烧鹅好吃,其他菜品也好吃。", "target": "哎呀.烧鹅我中意.关于鱼的都中意!!!" }, { "source": "哎呀.烧鹅我中意.关于鱼的都中意!!!", "target": "那就一定要试一下啦,生产队鱼场有点难找,不过有车就不怕啦" }, { "source": "可以预防老年痴呆", "target": "打电脑游戏就可以吧" }, { "source": "祝非姐早日康复,快乐回家!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "小彭小朋友,节日快乐~", "target": "节日快乐哟~" }, { "source": "姐姐你俩好壮", "target": "这照片是我最美的照片,水上漂,不许你这么说。" }, { "source": "羡慕有工作开心到爆的人", "target": "屁…你这样说扎不扎心" }, { "source": "屁…你这样说扎不扎心", "target": "我扎铁了都" }, { "source": "有一项兴趣爱好是难得的,不要用金钱来衡量。", "target": "好羡慕打爆关的玩家大神哦" }, { "source": "好羡慕打爆关的玩家大神哦", "target": "你就不能坚持一下吗?或许最后你会发现你真的不是那种大神呢。" }, { "source": "又来?", "target": "对呀!不过只有一天时间,我要来喝我同学的喜酒也!你嘞?应该在的哦?" }, { "source": "对呀!不过只有一天时间,我要来喝我同学的喜酒也!你嘞?应该在的哦?", "target": "应该吧" }, { "source": "晶姐眼光太高", "target": "你这么说不公平啊,我也可以说你眼光高是不是?我现在是根本没机会认识新的人" }, { "source": "你这么说不公平啊,我也可以说你眼光高是不是?我现在是根本没机会认识新的人", "target": "问题是,我承认我眼光高啊" }, { "source": "问题是,我承认我眼光高啊", "target": "你要不要这么坦诚" }, { "source": "第七张腿好长", "target": "在韩国的时候九头身美男评选亚洲第一" }, { "source": "毛不易很好!", "target": "不是一般好" }, { "source": "新年快乐!", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "迹:浪迹天涯。涯:冰接~", "target": "这样可不行,哈哈,知道自己不如我了吧~" }, { "source": "这样可不行,哈哈,知道自己不如我了吧~", "target": "岌岌可危" }, { "source": "妞最后一张真美", "target": "也不行也不行" }, { "source": "也不行也不行", "target": "哈哈哈还可以更美呗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈还可以更美呗", "target": "啥时候回来一起尔康啊" }, { "source": "那个面包我丢了!", "target": "这个男友,超级不合格呀" }, { "source": "想不开怎么办", "target": "想不开就想着吧一直想想到睡着" }, { "source": "我一直觉得趴旁边的是个姑娘……", "target": "那你很棒棒哦居然猜对了" }, { "source": "那你很棒棒哦居然猜对了", "target": "哈哈哈……少装" }, { "source": "哈哈哈……少装", "target": "我就是那个菇凉嘿我就是那个可爱的菇凉" }, { "source": "我就是那个菇凉嘿我就是那个可爱的菇凉", "target": "机智的我早就看穿了一切" }, { "source": "可爱诶", "target": "野猫,霸占我家的窗台" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "考完一门,好有两门" }, { "source": "你呢个好好享受挪威之光吧。也许还能有幸看到大地最后的裂变。", "target": "真不希望这些美好的生活就要消失。" }, { "source": "真不希望这些美好的生活就要消失。", "target": "怎一个末日了得" }, { "source": "怎一个末日了得", "target": "。其实我觉得末日这一说真是有点荒唐" }, { "source": "为什么会被禁言?", "target": "因为刷的太多了、浪浪就给禁了、" }, { "source": "因为刷的太多了、浪浪就给禁了、", "target": "额,那得变着法子刷,跟浪浪斗志斗勇" }, { "source": "我知道头尾就好了无言的离别更有力量", "target": "不再见" }, { "source": "你是馋牛排了不?", "target": "馋肉了" }, { "source": "不要过分迷信德国,适可而止", "target": "别开枪,友军" }, { "source": "别开枪,友军", "target": "哈哈,看了第二遍懂了" }, { "source": "打开二十楼的窗户头朝下跳出去,二十年后又是一条好汉!!", "target": "沛沛你真是我好兄弟,我上哪儿找20楼啊" }, { "source": "沛沛你真是我好兄弟,我上哪儿找20楼啊", "target": "其实我公司就在20楼〜或者提供我家窗户〜也是20楼〜一般人我不借呢" }, { "source": "什么时候发布?海报上连个具体日期也没有?", "target": "用这个手机都尴尬" }, { "source": "其实我更喜欢王爷,然后她们变兄妹了", "target": "王爷的颜值" }, { "source": "王爷的颜值", "target": "感觉很man啊,而且性格很好" }, { "source": "休息了吗", "target": "每天都有在想你" }, { "source": "妹纸在哪里", "target": "晚了,妹纸跑了" }, { "source": "晚了,妹纸跑了", "target": "来的晚了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈开车啊", "target": "不会开" }, { "source": "那就聊聊吧…让生活再多姿多彩", "target": "跟你聊着聊着,最后也变得无聊…" }, { "source": "跟你聊着聊着,最后也变得无聊…", "target": "??" }, { "source": "??", "target": "我总说—大堆,你就回个?或是哈哈又或是,跟这样的人聊天有聊吗?" }, { "source": "我总说—大堆,你就回个?或是哈哈又或是,跟这样的人聊天有聊吗?", "target": "你应该感觉得到是什么意思吧!天凉了你就珍重吧!" }, { "source": "你应该感觉得到是什么意思吧!天凉了你就珍重吧!", "target": "又不是拍拖,干嘛老要猜来猜去。烦!" }, { "source": "我说一句关晓彤最美没人反对吧", "target": "不反对。" }, { "source": "我准备看兰陵王妃了", "target": "小心有毒~" }, { "source": "男朋友做你腿上好了", "target": "那多不好" }, { "source": "那多不好", "target": "那你俩角落挤挤,1号这么位置不安全,我帮你做" }, { "source": "那你俩角落挤挤,1号这么位置不安全,我帮你做", "target": "那你可想着吧哈哈哈嘎嘎" }, { "source": "阿!小哥哥阿你的诗真美可惜我也是小哥哥阿~", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑出声" }, { "source": "懂事", "target": "你够了" }, { "source": "给彼此留一条生路好吗朋友?", "target": "上班了就不化妆了吗?朋友" }, { "source": "上班了就不化妆了吗?朋友", "target": "给谁看啊?" }, { "source": "给谁看啊?", "target": "没有要勾引的人?" }, { "source": "你们那里的烤串弯曲得好有造型", "target": "那是炸串," }, { "source": "我还饿着呢", "target": "来呀来呀陪你吃一顿" }, { "source": "来呀来呀陪你吃一顿", "target": "我还有两分钟就到准备迎接我" }, { "source": "我还有两分钟就到准备迎接我", "target": "记得敲门哦" }, { "source": "发的时间点这么凑巧是要作甚", "target": "凑巧,凑巧。" }, { "source": "一个勺子是喝豆浆,一个是吃花饭!", "target": "应该不是吧?" }, { "source": "斩手级买家!", "target": "哈哈,我很少发狠话要斩手哈" }, { "source": "哇呀呀!不容易啊,从上学一直都是独姓!好多人都不认识这个字还包括有的老师", "target": "对的!一些百家姓里面居然没有裴字!!" }, { "source": "对的!一些百家姓里面居然没有裴字!!", "target": "唐朝之前这个姓厉害!天下第一了快" }, { "source": "缺爱国!", "target": "爱国换敬业,可以吗" }, { "source": "疯狂来往", "target": "对啊对啊你们玩了没?" }, { "source": "对啊对啊你们玩了没?", "target": "上学期总玩" }, { "source": "上学期总玩", "target": "不早告诉我" }, { "source": "不早告诉我", "target": "你没问啊" }, { "source": "你没问啊", "target": "好我知道下次该怎么做了" }, { "source": "妹妹好美", "target": "姐姐妹妹我心碎一地啊" }, { "source": "姐姐妹妹我心碎一地啊", "target": "怎么了怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了怎么了", "target": "老虎不见了它离我而去了我本来还想带过来给你们玩的" }, { "source": "老虎不见了它离我而去了我本来还想带过来给你们玩的", "target": "怎么不见的?" }, { "source": "怎么不见的?", "target": "走出去的感觉就和中了邪一样" }, { "source": "走出去的感觉就和中了邪一样", "target": "它会回来的啦你别急到处问了吗" }, { "source": "它会回来的啦你别急到处问了吗", "target": "到处问了大前天傍晚离家出走的找了一晚上前天六点不到就出去找了明天贴告示去" }, { "source": "你在遛狗?", "target": "没有啊,我爸带出去的" }, { "source": "没有啊,我爸带出去的", "target": "你在干嘛?" }, { "source": "你在干嘛?", "target": "看电视,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "看电视,哈哈哈", "target": "真心无聊啊!" }, { "source": "我有看到黑潮!很神奇!", "target": "那是暖流,带来温暖海水和鱼类" }, { "source": "好吃吗猪蹄", "target": "不告诉你" }, { "source": "遥远的谁", "target": "星星" }, { "source": "星星", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "舍友连续两天梦见我有三个男朋友" }, { "source": "舍友连续两天梦见我有三个男朋友", "target": "桃花要来了注意点" }, { "source": "桃花要来了注意点", "target": "等得花都谢了" }, { "source": "等得花都谢了", "target": "心急可吃不了热豆腐" }, { "source": "你是我唯一的礼物哦", "target": "这话?!!" }, { "source": "在武汉站边上搜到好几家永信,随便哪家都是可以吗?还是特定的一家才好吃?", "target": "工业大道的店" }, { "source": "带坏小朋友", "target": "你走开" }, { "source": "我还用打招呼吗?", "target": "必须的啊" }, { "source": "亏我买了那么多红色的壳子", "target": "你也太喜欢红色了吧" }, { "source": "你也太喜欢红色了吧", "target": "红色控" }, { "source": "你是夜猫子么?你不是找着工作了么?", "target": "强哥" }, { "source": "强哥", "target": "咋了,哎哟~你起的挺早啊,还是你没睡啊" }, { "source": "咋了,哎哟~你起的挺早啊,还是你没睡啊", "target": "睡了醒了又睡了" }, { "source": "奶奶也活得好乐孩儿爹怎么不去咖啡点心要我我肯定去!", "target": "对了,你公公咋样了。我家奶奶是个好吃嘴!" }, { "source": "对了,你公公咋样了。我家奶奶是个好吃嘴!", "target": "还在医院呆着周一刚做完手术近期慢慢恢复" }, { "source": "还在医院呆着周一刚做完手术近期慢慢恢复", "target": "恢复要一阵儿,不能急" }, { "source": "喜欢最后那张照片老师的侧颜无敌了", "target": "原来大家都喜欢那个!" }, { "source": "真的分手!他不爱我啦", "target": "那就同涓涓一起到时候开个单身party" }, { "source": "那就同涓涓一起到时候开个单身party", "target": "好阿,陪我喝个够是吧" }, { "source": "好阿,陪我喝个够是吧", "target": "绝对奉陪" }, { "source": "我的第六感后面你们会很强加油", "target": "你也要加油" }, { "source": "摄影这个大坑是永远填不满的", "target": "太穷了" }, { "source": "超哥800吗?便宜点可以不?", "target": "最便宜了" }, { "source": "你不和谐是怎样的?", "target": "你想试下?" }, { "source": "还记得高考那天在堤上碰见你哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "对哒我喜欢一个人或者几个人在那溜达" }, { "source": "抱抱不哭", "target": "就哭,反正你都跟别人跑了" }, { "source": "绿色那款有用吗", "target": "还蛮好用的!!推荐!" }, { "source": "你表哥又乱跑了", "target": "你!大!爷!" }, { "source": "你!大!爷!", "target": "你该把你表哥接回家了" }, { "source": "一定出手链哟", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你要干嘛", "target": "我不高兴..." }, { "source": "我不高兴...", "target": "小冰我唱歌给你听" }, { "source": "小冰我唱歌给你听", "target": "如果唱的话,你会唱什么?" }, { "source": "28岁未成年,我也是", "target": "哪儿都有你啊" }, { "source": "晚安!", "target": "!おやすみなさい晚安!" }, { "source": "!おやすみなさい晚安!", "target": "还会韩语?" }, { "source": "基友给我打1折", "target": "我把我的肉都可以给你吃" }, { "source": "太阳女神", "target": "小太阳~" }, { "source": "菜干对吗", "target": "不是晒干的菜吗" }, { "source": "为什么看照片我也好想...", "target": "吃么超级好吃的~~1kg的牛肉~~" }, { "source": "你变成猫奴了嘛", "target": "还没" }, { "source": "剪头发我来帮你吗!", "target": "我不剪刘海啊!" }, { "source": "我仿佛听到了魔障的笑声", "target": "我仿佛也听到了魔障的笑声,还是邪邪的那众" }, { "source": "打完球淋淋雨有毛所谓", "target": "鞋子。。。" }, { "source": "怎样才能不脱发不长黑眼圈啊", "target": "不熬夜" }, { "source": "单身抱紧我", "target": "不恋爱不会死" }, { "source": "跟姐姐好好学,我每天守着乃么多美食我都不会动心", "target": "我才不我在这里吃了4包薯片" }, { "source": "我才不我在这里吃了4包薯片", "target": "我每天都是吃饭。其他的都不吃" }, { "source": "超喜欢欧洲的建筑", "target": "有生之年可以去一次就圆满了" }, { "source": "有生之年可以去一次就圆满了", "target": "等你来了之后你会发现还想来第二次!" }, { "source": "等你来了之后你会发现还想来第二次!", "target": "好的一定会去的" }, { "source": "好的一定会去的", "target": "嗯嗯!" }, { "source": "要回家了嘛", "target": "还没" }, { "source": "你就这么嫌弃人家的可乐吗!", "target": "并没有那是我自己的可乐" }, { "source": "并没有那是我自己的可乐", "target": "被人家喝了!" }, { "source": "有头屑", "target": "我要攻击你了" }, { "source": "老男人老男人不要脸不要脸", "target": "快睡了大哥" }, { "source": "快睡了大哥", "target": "哄一个" }, { "source": "哄一个", "target": "不哄,睡!" }, { "source": "有原着党能告诉我容止什么时候才恢复记忆", "target": "然而原着里并没有失忆这个桥段,所以作为原着党也很无力啊" }, { "source": "你要回武汉了/", "target": "刚到这边" }, { "source": "刚到这边", "target": "回来准备开店了" }, { "source": "真是羡慕你们能喝奶茶的人", "target": "你不能吗!" }, { "source": "其他星座太嫉妒咋们了", "target": "就是就是" }, { "source": "孝顺有很多种表达方式,但象这样祖孙拍婚纱合影我实在无法理解也难以接受!", "target": "难道跟你拍?" }, { "source": "大长腿", "target": "那不是我" }, { "source": "晚安,前夫哥", "target": "你的马可呢?" }, { "source": "你的马可呢?", "target": "吓死爹了!你咋来了!!这几天我追我的前半生" }, { "source": "吓死爹了!你咋来了!!这几天我追我的前半生", "target": "路过看看你" }, { "source": "这神一般的画风一下子击中我的灵魂深处", "target": "有没有同步到我的心情!" }, { "source": "好久没见了…", "target": "求聚" }, { "source": "求聚", "target": "好说" }, { "source": "好说", "target": "你请客吗哈哈" }, { "source": "你请客吗哈哈", "target": "可以考虑" }, { "source": "可以考虑", "target": "好的几号回" }, { "source": "招蜂引蝶", "target": "只能招点小动物了" }, { "source": "不哭明天还要去郊游。。。", "target": "你明天大概几点到?" }, { "source": "你明天大概几点到?", "target": "8点左右估计,你呢?我哪里等你?" }, { "source": "8点左右估计,你呢?我哪里等你?", "target": "我应该也差不多我在18路站头等你?" }, { "source": "我应该也差不多我在18路站头等你?", "target": "好的!地铁站那里的站头吗?" }, { "source": "虽然不知道具体情况,但是不管怎么样也不要这样对待一颗爱你的心,他之所以让你有这种感觉只是因为他爱你,爱你才会这样豁出去,所以即使不爱了,也请好聚好散!(个人观点)但是依然很喜欢你", "target": "如果你知道他开车把我拉跑不让我回家你就不会这么说了" }, { "source": "如果你知道他开车把我拉跑不让我回家你就不会这么说了", "target": "哇,这个挺吓人的!以后躲着点" }, { "source": "这星期忙着社团总结大会的,下星期就有", "target": "迈了" }, { "source": "小青菜睡了吧?", "target": "没有没有呢,有点小兴奋…" }, { "source": "没有没有呢,有点小兴奋…", "target": "哈哈,都兴奋的把瞌睡虫赶跑了" }, { "source": "哈哈,都兴奋的把瞌睡虫赶跑了", "target": "是啊,希望现在都赶到晨那去,哈哈…" }, { "source": "是啊,希望现在都赶到晨那去,哈哈…", "target": "嗯嗯,睡不着了,哈哈" }, { "source": "肚子饿饿", "target": "哈哈哈现在吃饱饱了吧" }, { "source": "易烊千玺", "target": "千玺好帅易烊千玺最帅" }, { "source": "表情不错效果更不错", "target": "我也觉得。" }, { "source": "一般你怎么知道大奥的喜怒哀乐?", "target": "好难回答,其实我并不知道它的喜怒哀乐。跟我摇尾巴,上蹿下跳的,应该就是开心了。" }, { "source": "心想着你眼看着你就像贴近自己傻的笑的就好像你像你一样甜蜜想起今晚的梦,很甜蜜", "target": "天哪,偶竟然跟着唱起来惹" }, { "source": "天哪,偶竟然跟着唱起来惹", "target": "不要停" }, { "source": "给我我能吃到自己怀疑人生。。可怕", "target": "感觉最近啥都吃不下" }, { "source": "所有的智齿都能扶正吗?我的智齿是横着涨的。能扶正吗。", "target": "这需要天时地利人和。几乎不可能!得拔!" }, { "source": "苍松师兄是卧底", "target": "今天过榆林呀" }, { "source": "今天过榆林呀", "target": "去浪?" }, { "source": "知足常乐", "target": "是啊你在哪儿都好吗" }, { "source": "是啊你在哪儿都好吗", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "早餐是未洗漱就对着吃饭的真情", "target": "不洗漱出来才是真朋友" }, { "source": "买个新手机试试", "target": "您这个建议真是极好的" }, { "source": "快快让我去你家睡两天", "target": "我们可以先打个地铺" }, { "source": "我们可以先打个地铺", "target": "哈哈,这个可以有,放假了去找你们玩" }, { "source": "婷儿啥子拼图软件", "target": "玩图,去下来用用嘛还不错" }, { "source": "玩图,去下来用用嘛还不错", "target": "嗯嗯挺好看但是你那上面地区怎么显示出来的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯挺好看但是你那上面地区怎么显示出来的", "target": "可以点到它原来那个地区然后就可以自己输" }, { "source": "•)))21\"赞我唱歌给你听啊", "target": "说好的唱歌呢" }, { "source": "村子刚通网?", "target": "上瘾开播了??" }, { "source": "上瘾开播了??", "target": "哇哦" }, { "source": "你太棒了", "target": "难道是我?" }, { "source": "难道是我?", "target": "好像是" }, { "source": "好像是", "target": "我输了半天都不是我" }, { "source": "……明年还是我本命年,惨了", "target": "转运珠买了么?我觉得你给我买的,还可以诶。去年一年除了年初电脑进咖啡,都没什么事" }, { "source": "转运珠买了么?我觉得你给我买的,还可以诶。去年一年除了年初电脑进咖啡,都没什么事", "target": "我还没买…在挑,看到一个财运的好心动哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我还没买…在挑,看到一个财运的好心动哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "还是买那种关于健康的吧,毕竟爱纸片人的女人都没有钱" }, { "source": "吃美", "target": "根本停不下来" }, { "source": "根本停不下来", "target": "不要停" }, { "source": "不要停", "target": "要吃到撑为止" }, { "source": "华南植物园!赞!", "target": "哇哈哈,广州人~~" }, { "source": "哇哈哈,广州人~~", "target": "赞的是你~不是植物园哦!" }, { "source": "赞的是你~不是植物园哦!", "target": "谢谢亲!" }, { "source": "没得斯感染不到我们这来的最近都没感冒", "target": "你豪门赞放假" }, { "source": "你豪门赞放假", "target": "只要你一回来我随时放假" }, { "source": "只要你一回来我随时放假", "target": "下个月22号" }, { "source": "我熬不熬夜都刚醒", "target": "哈哈哈,我典倬" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我典倬", "target": "啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "如果脸好了,我就恋爱了", "target": "迷之微笑" }, { "source": "迷之微笑", "target": "你想多了" }, { "source": "你咋啥都赞", "target": "因为你说的对啊" }, { "source": "气了一晚上,今天感觉如何", "target": "就…醒了还好啊" }, { "source": "很快了又可以见面了,国庆假就行了~", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "双手转圈圈“哼!”", "target": "转转转转转“哼!”" }, { "source": "头发还是剪了?", "target": "本来就是短的啊~" }, { "source": "后天11度了解一下", "target": "迷茫…" }, { "source": "打排位", "target": "打到手疼" }, { "source": "早安去吧", "target": "又醒了" }, { "source": "高中生活还是很美好的,尤其是高三,毕业了,就就再也回不去了", "target": "马上毕业了。有点舍不得" }, { "source": "毕竟国服第一老艺人", "target": "什么!!!!!" }, { "source": "没有呢", "target": "小新今天似乎很不开心的" }, { "source": "小新今天似乎很不开心的", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "是的!", "target": "哎这样弄的就心疼的" }, { "source": "哎这样弄的就心疼的", "target": "一样的感觉,不是很严重的话,应该就不会发出来的!心情极差的说!" }, { "source": "一样的感觉,不是很严重的话,应该就不会发出来的!心情极差的说!", "target": "最害怕小新这样了他一这样我就难受的要命总觉得他有事说不出来憋着难受哎反正就不舒服" }, { "source": "最害怕小新这样了他一这样我就难受的要命总觉得他有事说不出来憋着难受哎反正就不舒服", "target": "是啊,一定有很多事,很多苦,很多委屈没办法说!煎熬!平常看起来二,是在掩饰着不快乐把!" }, { "source": "是啊,一定有很多事,很多苦,很多委屈没办法说!煎熬!平常看起来二,是在掩饰着不快乐把!", "target": "恩~是~而且小新会被一些人一些不开心的事影响到他自己的心情真的是" }, { "source": "恩~是~而且小新会被一些人一些不开心的事影响到他自己的心情真的是", "target": "是的,毕竟还小,也会有情绪,有很多事看不惯!" }, { "source": "是的,毕竟还小,也会有情绪,有很多事看不惯!", "target": "就是因为他这样~我们都爱他爱这样的小新" }, { "source": "就是因为他这样~我们都爱他爱这样的小新", "target": "是啊,总是让人心疼!我想一辈子这样关注着他!" }, { "source": "是啊,总是让人心疼!我想一辈子这样关注着他!", "target": "我也是哈哈爱小新一直爱下去~~~~等到他结婚生孩子了我也爱他" }, { "source": "我也是哈哈爱小新一直爱下去~~~~等到他结婚生孩子了我也爱他", "target": "对的,以后让一家老少都和我一起关注他,哈哈!" }, { "source": "对的,以后让一家老少都和我一起关注他,哈哈!", "target": "瞧瞧我们这个志向多伟大的的的" }, { "source": "据农学院某位资深老师认可他是俄罗斯小帅哥", "target": "俄罗斯?那要多白的皮肤啊" }, { "source": "俄罗斯?那要多白的皮肤啊", "target": ".....俄罗斯小帅哥就只有皮肤白一个特点么说的是气质!!别只看看得见的?" }, { "source": ".....俄罗斯小帅哥就只有皮肤白一个特点么说的是气质!!别只看看得见的?", "target": "人没看过,气质更没看过" }, { "source": "人没看过,气质更没看过", "target": "明天介绍你见一面?弄不好撮成一对呢!" }, { "source": "困了早上起来早了出去吃了个早饭", "target": "脱衣服" }, { "source": "脱衣服", "target": "哦呵呵" }, { "source": "你要请客?", "target": "假装不在" }, { "source": "辣椒给我,拿走", "target": "癫子" }, { "source": "我是专业的灯光师好不啦", "target": "嗯嗯,是是是" }, { "source": "黑将军", "target": "做死" }, { "source": "做死", "target": "哦啦啦,最近忙啥了" }, { "source": "哦啦啦,最近忙啥了", "target": "也是没事干啊、你累" }, { "source": "也是没事干啊、你累", "target": "上课么,不是该高考了" }, { "source": "上课么,不是该高考了", "target": "谁不是" }, { "source": "谁不是", "target": "我这200分,真有点愁" }, { "source": "我这200分,真有点愁", "target": "我也是、咋弄" }, { "source": "喝咖啡~", "target": "木有喝咖啡,木有睡一分钟…目前刚上2号线长椿街站往回了" }, { "source": "木有喝咖啡,木有睡一分钟…目前刚上2号线长椿街站往回了", "target": "开会为什么不睡觉呢" }, { "source": "开会为什么不睡觉呢", "target": "一直在讨论…" }, { "source": "一直在讨论…", "target": "我刚上九号线,漫长的归途啊" }, { "source": "我刚上九号线,漫长的归途啊", "target": "我刚上13号线" }, { "source": "上酒上酒!", "target": "清酒没有了刺身用北海道甜虾,棒棒哒,可以没人会切三文鱼" }, { "source": "清酒没有了刺身用北海道甜虾,棒棒哒,可以没人会切三文鱼", "target": "会切萝卜就行!厚切薄切风味儿虽然不同但是都是吃没那么大差!" }, { "source": "会切萝卜就行!厚切薄切风味儿虽然不同但是都是吃没那么大差!", "target": "是啊,作为刺身控,一直崇拜神の刀,虽然我们不是,但味道还是一样滴!" }, { "source": "多喝水", "target": "对的对的" }, { "source": "十年", "target": "10年也好久" }, { "source": "辣椒馅儿的可以没吃到过这种的", "target": "你很独特" }, { "source": "哈哈感觉田阿姨很好吃", "target": "哈哈哈哈太无厘头了" }, { "source": "你是心事多。", "target": "似乎没啥心事呀,你睡眠质量很好吧?" }, { "source": "我都还没去你家你就上课了我还在酝酿酝酿来着", "target": "比高中还早" }, { "source": "比高中还早", "target": "突然觉得我们的假还挺长的" }, { "source": "二中十字路口有个书报亭啊", "target": "我初来乍到,也不知道二中在哪也!但我在广医门口的报刊亭找到了,谢谢你提点" }, { "source": "求名", "target": "囧魂!" }, { "source": "你又心动了", "target": "灰常懂生活嘛小姑凉" }, { "source": "农历3.26", "target": "好像是" }, { "source": "你在激动个什么~~~", "target": "你猜呀" }, { "source": "你猜呀", "target": "猜到了~~还问你--" }, { "source": "猜到了~~还问你--", "target": "没读书了" }, { "source": "艾米换发型啦", "target": "头发长了" }, { "source": "享受春天去吧", "target": "在健身房" }, { "source": "在健身房", "target": "这样很好" }, { "source": "你又饿了。。。。", "target": "嗯哪。。我发现个好看又好吃的东西,不过你不能吃~~" }, { "source": "嗯哪。。我发现个好看又好吃的东西,不过你不能吃~~", "target": "为啥我不能吃。。。" }, { "source": "为啥我不能吃。。。", "target": "因为你要保持体型啊" }, { "source": "因为你要保持体型啊", "target": "说我痛处" }, { "source": "手镯抢镜头了。", "target": "哇哈哈哈,那个可以忽略,太丑" }, { "source": "哇哈哈哈,那个可以忽略,太丑", "target": "你在?" }, { "source": "你在?", "target": "哇哇,你注意到了啊!!!" }, { "source": "哇哇,你注意到了啊!!!", "target": "怎么又跑去烟台了?故地重游啊。" }, { "source": "怎么又跑去烟台了?故地重游啊。", "target": "没啊没啊,我在上班,结果一定位发现怎么回到烟台了" }, { "source": "没啊没啊,我在上班,结果一定位发现怎么回到烟台了", "target": "不是吧,怎么还有这种情况呢?我还以为你去烟台了呢。" }, { "source": "不是吧,怎么还有这种情况呢?我还以为你去烟台了呢。", "target": "我也吓了一跳,可能我太想念那里了哇哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我也吓了一跳,可能我太想念那里了哇哈哈哈", "target": "有时间可以再回去啊,回去看看。" }, { "source": "有时间可以再回去啊,回去看看。", "target": "木有时间啊,现在时间是最大的问题" }, { "source": "木有时间啊,现在时间是最大的问题", "target": "以后就有时间了,慢慢等嘛。" }, { "source": "以后就有时间了,慢慢等嘛。", "target": "哇哈哈哈,到时候回去玩的" }, { "source": "约约约,说走咱就走", "target": "走!浪!" }, { "source": "快乐", "target": "我过差了小年,南方是24号小年,我们北方是23号" }, { "source": "我过差了小年,南方是24号小年,我们北方是23号", "target": "想过那天都可以" }, { "source": "前两天去给同学寄东西发现楼下寄快递的那里居然也在排队!", "target": "我买的不是发错了就是码子不对我妈不是不喜欢就是码子不对基本都要退回去" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "你怎么睡那么晚?" }, { "source": "小瑞瑞不在宁德吧?", "target": "我该在哪里。。。。" }, { "source": "我该在哪里。。。。", "target": "宁德有85?" }, { "source": "好多可爱的姐姐", "target": "你学姐是不是最可爱的!" }, { "source": "没孩子之前看觉得是对的,我自己有了小孩现在1岁半,并不觉得安全感就是陪不陪伴睡觉来的,安全感的来源来自于日常各种,并不代表某一样不满足,就会没有了安全感。特别是小婴儿,就应该让他睡小床,避免因为大人睡觉弄到发生意外。", "target": "哪有那么容易就窒息呀?!!自己的孩子,一动我就感觉到了!结婚前打雷都听不见" }, { "source": "哪有那么容易就窒息呀?!!自己的孩子,一动我就感觉到了!结婚前打雷都听不见", "target": "就是一个不小心就没了,身边有血淋淋的例子,能避免还是避免吧" }, { "source": "哎呀呀~啥时候去壮胆子告诉一声哈", "target": "必须的,砖机去接你好不好" }, { "source": "必须的,砖机去接你好不好", "target": "好的呀还有砖机哦~~不错不错" }, { "source": "晚安哦", "target": "不可能" }, { "source": "最近没空给他称体重,他老姐倒是没2天已经恢复1斤了我汗的", "target": "绝育后一个月注意控制体重" }, { "source": "绝育后一个月注意控制体重", "target": "现在天这么热哪行去锻炼啊。。我觉得30斤近在眼前了" }, { "source": "会不会头晕", "target": "没什么感觉" }, { "source": "你成孔刘迷妹了?", "target": "就是剧里审美已经到我心坎里了" }, { "source": "什么事这么开心?遇到帅哥啦??", "target": "没有帅哥……" }, { "source": "没有帅哥……", "target": "唉,那还让我去呢,我去了该失望了。。。" }, { "source": "唉,那还让我去呢,我去了该失望了。。。", "target": "拉倒,我也没去,有事儿来着" }, { "source": "你也把头发剪短了!", "target": "到目前为止,大多数时间是短发" }, { "source": "等我瘦了我要约你", "target": "没有问题" }, { "source": "本科数学,考研想跨专业,可是不知道该考什么专业,有没有高人指路", "target": "身边有本科学数学的同学,考研转计算机和精算。你可以参考下" }, { "source": "身边有本科学数学的同学,考研转计算机和精算。你可以参考下", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "送礼物会拉低投票效率,现在重要是投票", "target": "我两个都有在做啦,打投也参与了,送礼也送了,放心啦" }, { "source": "你仿佛一个老太太我从来都不吃我们家的全都我妈吃了", "target": "没有童年与生活的张姥姥" }, { "source": "静宝宝要去上海啦", "target": "是的~璐璐酱~可以去找你了" }, { "source": "是的~璐璐酱~可以去找你了", "target": "我8月也还要去次上海,刚好找你玩" }, { "source": "我8月也还要去次上海,刚好找你玩", "target": "好的好的,挣了钱请你吃饭" }, { "source": "好的好的,挣了钱请你吃饭", "target": "嘻嘻嘻嘻你没事还可以来武汉来找我们玩" }, { "source": "嘻嘻嘻嘻你没事还可以来武汉来找我们玩", "target": "肯定的" }, { "source": "原来你不是养猫的哦。", "target": "猫不忠。" }, { "source": "猫不忠。", "target": "好吧。。。你是养男人还是养宠物哦。。" }, { "source": "染个毛画个眼线就能出道了哈", "target": "再涂个随便色号的口红哈" }, { "source": "红枣奶也好喝", "target": "是吗,下次试试" }, { "source": "晚安早点睡吧", "target": "你咋还没睡" }, { "source": "肾七……一个肾七又能买个好耳机", "target": "没错……所以我买不起我想买的耳机了……" }, { "source": "谁,谁,谁爱咱蜜蜜表妹", "target": "力宏爱我我爱火华三角恋" }, { "source": "上清华?灏明不是广东上的大学吗?不是外语外贸学院吗", "target": "我说的是回复灏明的那位名人" }, { "source": "我说的是回复灏明的那位名人", "target": "加油咯,你也行的" }, { "source": "加油咯,你也行的", "target": "哈哈。清华太不敢恭维了。嗯。我会努力的。上个本科芋头" }, { "source": "哈哈。清华太不敢恭维了。嗯。我会努力的。上个本科芋头", "target": "哈哈。那也不错噢!要不考虑下做灏明的师妹?哈" }, { "source": "花好漂亮啊~~~福字放中间就更好了~", "target": "要不再改改啊" }, { "source": "要不再改改啊", "target": "米有事~~花是重点~~~" }, { "source": "米有事~~花是重点~~~", "target": "吞吞吞为自己失眠" }, { "source": "吞吞吞为自己失眠", "target": "姐倒床上就睡了好吗" }, { "source": "霁老板混不下去马上都要去投奔你了", "target": "我也混不下去了秦老板都走了" }, { "source": "我也混不下去了秦老板都走了", "target": "二蛋去看牙医了么" }, { "source": "二蛋去看牙医了么", "target": "他去追求他的梦想了" }, { "source": "他去追求他的梦想了", "target": "那是去干嘛了" }, { "source": "好滋补哦~~我最近也感觉春天也干燥,嗓子动不动就痒痒想咳两下", "target": "不过我不知道感冒中吃红枣会不会热气哩,尤其我咳嗽" }, { "source": "打架,哈哈哈", "target": "应该是白鹇抢了孔雀的窝,母孔雀一直在驱赶" }, { "source": "应该是白鹇抢了孔雀的窝,母孔雀一直在驱赶", "target": "那蛋是谁的呀" }, { "source": "特别喜欢蓝盈莹她演技不但很棒,而且她真的很萌的而且很会说话", "target": "真的很会说话" }, { "source": "难怪半夜做梦梦见女朋友", "target": "我今天准备看恋恋笔记本" }, { "source": "感动你们好好排队的每一个人。台州从此排队有榜样了!", "target": "耶!好歹新封了温岭糕友团领队哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "耶!好歹新封了温岭糕友团领队哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "温岭站长" }, { "source": "1978是他的出生年份,悲催我现在才知道为什么总是发这个数", "target": "都是我发的" }, { "source": "偷偷看你直播", "target": "我还是自嗨吧" }, { "source": "我无聊找虐,第一次想体验一把...", "target": "哇塞好厉害,吓得我躲起来" }, { "source": "哇塞好厉害,吓得我躲起来", "target": "你的画风变得有点快,转不过来..." }, { "source": "你的画风变得有点快,转不过来...", "target": "因为脾气太多,所以一直单身,我一直都是这样,瞬息万变" }, { "source": "光头吓人的!不干", "target": "个性十足哟亲" }, { "source": "个性十足哟亲", "target": "亲你个头,误导我" }, { "source": "我叫小米", "target": "不是叫小黑嘛" }, { "source": "不是叫小黑嘛", "target": "小黑是什么" }, { "source": "小黑是什么", "target": "你呀" }, { "source": "你呀", "target": "不不是我" }, { "source": "不不是我", "target": "那是我嘛?" }, { "source": "正式老师什么的太幸福了", "target": "真的没有幸福呀,你要知道一样很苦的。可能就是压力没你那么大。" }, { "source": "伞伞,早。", "target": "居然不帮我" }, { "source": "居然不帮我", "target": "毕竟哥还单身。" }, { "source": "重庆街头的偶遇,还有昨天机场的邂逅", "target": "我现在还在西安谢谢,今天回家你语文理解能力不行~" }, { "source": "我现在还在西安谢谢,今天回家你语文理解能力不行~", "target": "让你见笑了。回家顺风,我继续消失几天" }, { "source": "牙坏了?", "target": "智齿,拔掉了" }, { "source": "为啥子要望我项背,是不是看不起我", "target": "因为我要打你" }, { "source": "心情不好,安慰我", "target": "安慰安慰你么么哒" }, { "source": "签售吗?我好像好前啊!啥心理准备都木有,,我决定装哑", "target": "傻的吗!!!多看几眼!!!么么啾" }, { "source": "傻的吗!!!多看几眼!!!么么啾", "target": "好累,,又退出队伍,,就三个人,,我去观众席坐着" }, { "source": "好累,,又退出队伍,,就三个人,,我去观众席坐着", "target": "辛苦你我用意念给你捏捏肩揉揉腿" }, { "source": "你就是最棒的瘦猪崽!", "target": "瘦狗汪汪汪" }, { "source": "垃圾人写垃圾歌词", "target": "真的什么话都敢讲,墙倒众人推" }, { "source": "么么哒~小碗宝贝晚安~", "target": "晚安,你睡着了我就去更新日历" }, { "source": "晚安,你睡着了我就去更新日历", "target": "鬼帖又要悄悄浮起来了~我明早起来看" }, { "source": "拧巴是什么意思", "target": "拧巴就是别扭" }, { "source": "你来宜兴了?", "target": "哎呀,早知道找你了呀,今天下午回常熟" }, { "source": "博主扒一扒财上海吧,", "target": "你们团队不是早就开了很多小号把流量分出去了么" }, { "source": "起飞吧", "target": "哈哈哈哈飞上仙" }, { "source": "爱屁屁你腰腰最近脾气不好", "target": "摸摸我腰我们好久约出来耍嘛" }, { "source": "哪几件适合小个小穿啊!短我早都穿出门了,质量很好,很暖", "target": "太好了" }, { "source": "你丫什么时候打的耳洞", "target": "一个月前了" }, { "source": "一个月前了", "target": "英国打的?" }, { "source": "刚刚上了风车动漫,也看不了", "target": "风之动漫网页版可以看" }, { "source": "珍惜!", "target": "哎,真的是,这是我最惆怅的一次中秋节" }, { "source": "哎,真的是,这是我最惆怅的一次中秋节", "target": "开心点,你还可以和家人一起过,我们都是在学校坑爹了!" }, { "source": "开心点,你还可以和家人一起过,我们都是在学校坑爹了!", "target": "别忘了吃月饼!" }, { "source": "现在的我对时尚的理解以保暖为主", "target": "保暖内衣是必须的加绒秋裤是不能少的" }, { "source": "龙叔求看手底板", "target": "活力不够" }, { "source": "活力不够", "target": "指哪方面" }, { "source": "指哪方面", "target": "身体体能" }, { "source": "身体体能", "target": "要怎么改善" }, { "source": "要怎么改善", "target": "锻炼" }, { "source": "警察叔叔不要开枪,好怕怕", "target": "男左女右,抱头蹲下" }, { "source": "男左女右,抱头蹲下", "target": "那你赶紧来我左边" }, { "source": "你这是在写小说呢", "target": "这叫随笔记录生活中的温暖" }, { "source": "这叫随笔记录生活中的温暖", "target": "你醒的真早" }, { "source": "太冷了我的平板充电不进去开机开不了跟我睡了一觉就乖乖开机了", "target": "哈哈哈跟你睡了一觉" }, { "source": "神奇队长", "target": "嗯说的是个喜剧看完后感觉受到了欺骗" }, { "source": "帮不到别人,很正常,帮不到自己,才心累!", "target": "我帮不上家里的忙,也帮不上自己的忙,负能量太多,却只会一直一直胡思乱想!!好讨厌!我想敲晕自己!!" }, { "source": "我帮不上家里的忙,也帮不上自己的忙,负能量太多,却只会一直一直胡思乱想!!好讨厌!我想敲晕自己!!", "target": "都会过去的,每个人都有自己要走的路,这段路可能泥泞不堪,走的难受!但是一步一个脚印,慢慢有,总会走出来的!我现在也在走一条荆棘的路!" }, { "source": "恒隆五楼的品聚嘛", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "下面的那个所谓的三星员工,如果你不在三星干了,你也别去找工作哦,找了其他工作就叫背叛哈哈,瞧这逻辑!", "target": "尽量少说这样的话,他说的某些语言觉得不对可以善意指出来,但立场不同人家做不到换位思考时,说多无益无须再说时,扭头就走吧,挥挥衣袖88吧" }, { "source": "尽量少说这样的话,他说的某些语言觉得不对可以善意指出来,但立场不同人家做不到换位思考时,说多无益无须再说时,扭头就走吧,挥挥衣袖88吧", "target": "我是在用他说的话打比方啊哈哈,不说了" }, { "source": "我是在用他说的话打比方啊哈哈,不说了", "target": "他把说过的话都删了" }, { "source": "他把说过的话都删了", "target": "他只是个员工而已,很多东西也是猜测。所以没什么必要争辩" }, { "source": "假期愉快啊,好好休息", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你们怎么不去看表演?叫她带你去", "target": "看什么表演,看了哈" }, { "source": "看什么表演,看了哈", "target": "旅游表演,你问她为什么不带你去" }, { "source": "旅游表演,你问她为什么不带你去", "target": "听听就没有兴趣" }, { "source": "谁知道去除月季上蚜虫的方法啊?", "target": "敌敌畏,和虫同归于尽" }, { "source": "非主流你好", "target": "我上个月底说了一句你胖了你追着我骂到现在" }, { "source": "我上个月底说了一句你胖了你追着我骂到现在", "target": "以后你还敢吗?" }, { "source": "亲,能不能帮我代购一个1150", "target": "现在没有这么便宜的价格了'现在大概要60美金" }, { "source": "现在没有这么便宜的价格了'现在大概要60美金", "target": "到手大概多少钱啊" }, { "source": "听说有人拿了励志噢你懂的,快过来广州", "target": "哈哈,我找时间过去就是了。" }, { "source": "哈哈,我找时间过去就是了。", "target": "你懂的" }, { "source": "皮这一下很开心", "target": "挨打了" }, { "source": "大傻,你回学校了啊", "target": "我在寝室了都。" }, { "source": "我在寝室了都。", "target": "别给我说你又才睡了起来" }, { "source": "别给我说你又才睡了起来", "target": "感冒,难受完了。" }, { "source": "女室友?一起住?", "target": "一个大房子六个房间" }, { "source": "今天生日?", "target": "我回来后就将头发剪了,很短很短" }, { "source": "过年会在mm吧?", "target": "不在啊跟夫君回遥远的乡下啊。。可能见不了你啊" }, { "source": "不在啊跟夫君回遥远的乡下啊。。可能见不了你啊", "target": "5555本来就难聚了!又错失一个机会!" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "都过啦" }, { "source": "都过啦", "target": "用不用做个鸡翅给你吃啊" }, { "source": "用不用做个鸡翅给你吃啊", "target": "不用啦过了就过了啦" }, { "source": "看你发这些我都可乐呵呢!", "target": "是啊,现在特别好玩儿!不过要求也多了" }, { "source": "造谣张张嘴,辟谣跑断腿。", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你像风一样触摸时温柔流淌席卷我所有抵抗我最爱的伦桑", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "这段话我有看过,但是真的没有必要,人生最幸福的事莫过于做自己喜欢的事,志朋哥现在的状态就是这样,不要因为一些表象就认定他过的不好。至少还有我们愿意花钱买他的的一张唱片不管网络有多发达,愿意追他的电视电影不管作品出不出名,评价好坏,这样其实就已经够了。", "target": "嗯。我其实木有别的意思〜。" }, { "source": "嗯。我其实木有别的意思〜。", "target": "哪你说这些又是什么意思呢?难道叫自打嘴巴么?枫叶说的好,只要我们愿意就行,因为喜欢的不管他是怎样都喜欢,不喜欢的不管他做的再完美都不会喜欢,所以爱我所爱,其他的无所谓" }, { "source": "晚上好哈哈", "target": "好哟" }, { "source": "好有钱居然有手机可以下软件", "target": "小学生你作业不够多吗?!!!?" }, { "source": "土二班长申请加入该群", "target": "不行,这是副班长的交流群,拒绝班长!" }, { "source": "法语单词和英语单词会不会记混。。", "target": "会的,拼写上容易混淆" }, { "source": "我最近要去参加几个婚礼等忙过这阵哈", "target": "好的好的你结婚记的叫我" }, { "source": "好的好的你结婚记的叫我", "target": "好好活着长命百岁" }, { "source": "你怎么感觉想被人打了一顿", "target": "就去了一次怪坡…" }, { "source": "猎头为啥不给我打电话", "target": "你又没有跳槽需求" }, { "source": "你又没有跳槽需求", "target": "你想跳槽啊,是不太累了" }, { "source": "我的若曦", "target": "怎么这个表情" }, { "source": "推荐一本书杨绛先生的《我们仨》。", "target": "昨天刚看的" }, { "source": "哎呀空有萝莉身", "target": "想你菁菁" }, { "source": "你的新货有适合我的没啊?", "target": "估计你都不喜欢哈" }, { "source": "习惯等了,就是一个人看的。", "target": "下次找基友去看呗由于不喜欢一个人进电影院所以我几乎一年也不进一次电影院..." }, { "source": "下次找基友去看呗由于不喜欢一个人进电影院所以我几乎一年也不进一次电影院...", "target": "无所谓的事,又不是去游乐场。" }, { "source": "躺着养病吧亲故", "target": "我在吃咱俩昨天买的那个零食" }, { "source": "加油!一定要加油!沉住气静下心!", "target": "谢谢!我会的!" }, { "source": "期待张碧晨,不散不见", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "这个是裁剪成圆形之后带一个白色背景就可以了。", "target": "好复杂下次我把图给你p" }, { "source": "好复杂下次我把图给你p", "target": "哦哟,也可以。" }, { "source": "在哪儿", "target": "哈哈这家在宁波啦。" }, { "source": "哈哈这家在宁波啦。", "target": "哎呦喂饿死啦" }, { "source": "哎呦喂饿死啦", "target": "我也…还是早点睡得好…" }, { "source": "关键是有没有一个在很用心的追你,表了白聊聊天不等于喜欢", "target": "用心也不代表就适合在一起。对你好跟在一起是两回事。" }, { "source": "请问一下,大家说的拖尾现象你有吗?你买的是啥版本的?看久了眼睛疼不疼?", "target": "我有,换了,32g的" }, { "source": "我有,换了,32g的", "target": "换了之后还有吗?" }, { "source": "文香食着一般般,迷担乡好食哩", "target": "在晚上的肠粉中觉得还不错哩。晚上肠粉好像没哪特别好吃" }, { "source": "在晚上的肠粉中觉得还不错哩。晚上肠粉好像没哪特别好吃", "target": "下水门那间现在也不好吃了!汕头肠粉哇~~南兴路这边" }, { "source": "下水门那间现在也不好吃了!汕头肠粉哇~~南兴路这边", "target": "南兴路在哪啊" }, { "source": "南兴路在哪啊", "target": "南较路麦中福这条" }, { "source": "今天刚去拔了一颗,过两周还得去。真是不太明白智齿这个的存在究竟有啥意义。帮我看看呢,这次拔了右边的,医生说下次拔左边,有没有必要啊?真的不想再经历一次。谢谢!", "target": "你的智齿这么歪,肯定要拔掉。不然长出来更痛" }, { "source": "能够在更多城市开设分店,能在新乡来就更好了!", "target": "会越来越多的" }, { "source": "砍头,漂亮,你们家有几百盆了?", "target": "额。。。不砍。。。" }, { "source": "姐姐到哪啦", "target": "杭州,刚到,下车便买了双舒适点的鞋" }, { "source": "你这过得是大四的生活啊,别人放假你呆学校,别人上课,你去溜达", "target": "我要考试" }, { "source": "我要考试", "target": "唉,虽无考试,毕设已愁死" }, { "source": "又去了哪里浪", "target": "古城墙那边" }, { "source": "你在机场干什么工作的", "target": "安检" }, { "source": "安检", "target": "喔喔不错" }, { "source": "看不起骑摩托的嗦,真不晓得有些开汽车的是谁给你的傲娇感。总觉得自己比人高一等。我说的有一些", "target": "请看清楚,摩托车不让行!慢吞吞开着不让人家过去啥意思?" }, { "source": "早上好,正在看泛读100。", "target": "加油^0^~" }, { "source": "这个男生不会玩成语接龙", "target": "诶我也喜欢小肥柴" }, { "source": "诶我也喜欢小肥柴", "target": "哈哈哈哈表情可爱呀" }, { "source": "四零后五零后的女人的典型毛病,人格不健全", "target": "是的。可我不明白为什么她们这样。" }, { "source": "是的。可我不明白为什么她们这样。", "target": "时代" }, { "source": "时代", "target": "或许你给我研究论据比较好" }, { "source": "长不长出来,你都这么胖。长不长出来,你都还哪儿样……", "target": "你,,,忒坏," }, { "source": "你,,,忒坏,", "target": "哈哈!才知道啊!不是一般的坏喔" }, { "source": "暴雨来了···", "target": "我们台风好可怕" }, { "source": "我们都是锄大地的一张牌一毛钱", "target": "什么是锄大地" }, { "source": "什么是锄大地", "target": "四个人玩的一种牌你没玩过啊?" }, { "source": "四个人玩的一种牌你没玩过啊?", "target": "牌我基本上不会打~" }, { "source": "你咋不说关注早已破千", "target": "那有啥好炫耀的,我一天之内还能让它破万来" }, { "source": "那有啥好炫耀的,我一天之内还能让它破万来", "target": "好厉害" }, { "source": "人家好乖", "target": "今天早上带她散步回来,他在电梯里头吐了,好可怜……他怎么了??姐姐" }, { "source": "今天早上带她散步回来,他在电梯里头吐了,好可怜……他怎么了??姐姐", "target": "肿么了" }, { "source": "肿么了", "target": "不知道,到电梯里,人家来回晃悠晃悠,然后就吐了" }, { "source": "不知道,到电梯里,人家来回晃悠晃悠,然后就吐了", "target": "肯定是偷吃了不该吃的东西" }, { "source": "文案就服文文文采太好了", "target": "哈哈哈书没白看" }, { "source": "同学你错别字真的很多哦,是有那么急吗?", "target": "不要意思啦童鞋真的很急呢为了龙山" }, { "source": "不要意思啦童鞋真的很急呢为了龙山", "target": "不好意思的意思吗?学校叫你搞的啊?" }, { "source": "不好意思的意思吗?学校叫你搞的啊?", "target": "现在是免费为学校做贡献" }, { "source": "车费变贵了", "target": "森鸿兄,啥时候矮闲,我蹬内就可以找吕" }, { "source": "森鸿兄,啥时候矮闲,我蹬内就可以找吕", "target": "端午三天应该都有空,要来提前跟我说,还有谁回啊?" }, { "source": "端午三天应该都有空,要来提前跟我说,还有谁回啊?", "target": "还有琼波~到时我跟他说要不要一起看看你们~哈哈,我10.11都矮闲" }, { "source": "异地,朋友,能是,也不能是", "target": "同样" }, { "source": "同样", "target": "忘得掉吗?" }, { "source": "忘得掉吗?", "target": "没有联系了躺在彼此的列表里" }, { "source": "没有联系了躺在彼此的列表里", "target": "我也是,可我忘不掉" }, { "source": "我也是,可我忘不掉", "target": "分多久了异地?" }, { "source": "分多久了异地?", "target": "嗯嗯,三个月…" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,三个月…", "target": "我才第一天" }, { "source": "我才第一天", "target": ",都说时间会冲淡一切,然而并不是的" }, { "source": ",都说时间会冲淡一切,然而并不是的", "target": "慢慢就好了一年吧就忘记了或者半年" }, { "source": "为什么要戴安全帽", "target": "施工啊" }, { "source": "施工啊", "target": "我不做施工我做设计的" }, { "source": "把可爱换成不要脸你就想通了", "target": "果然咱俩淡了" }, { "source": "果然咱俩淡了", "target": "爱到深处自然黑" }, { "source": "陈远夏。今个礼拜月考啊", "target": "关我屁事呢" }, { "source": "开场半小时,我以为自己在做梦", "target": "你应该是德国队的球迷吧?" }, { "source": "梦中必定有我~", "target": "那得是多么美的美梦啊,再说,能梦见你是我的荣幸,哈哈!" }, { "source": "爱你哈哈你不送我还是爱你", "target": "这么好!!!" }, { "source": "我刚从稻城亚丁回成都", "target": "稻城怎么样正犹豫要不要去" }, { "source": "稻城怎么样正犹豫要不要去", "target": "稻城亚丁非常棒,这个月份刚刚好,但是去的时候非常不方便" }, { "source": "稻城亚丁非常棒,这个月份刚刚好,但是去的时候非常不方便", "target": "怎么去阿租车去?" }, { "source": "以前看快乐大本营以为你是在装傻,今晚发现原来你是真傻!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我在成都上大学,12月1号正好是我的18岁生日。", "target": "很棒哦!" }, { "source": "双专业好辛苦", "target": "还好还好,都过去了。" }, { "source": "早上睡着的时候他打了个电话没接到...后来就没动静了", "target": "他说你去了重庆" }, { "source": "有什么好玩的推荐么?目前我就计划故宫,张帅府,棋盘山。", "target": "你去沈阳啊,去几天?这三个我都溜了" }, { "source": "你去沈阳啊,去几天?这三个我都溜了", "target": "完全没计划,就是买到票,就决定走了。" }, { "source": "加油(来自一颗陌生但是善良的土豆儿)", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "我很爱你,容不得你受一点委屈。我给的也不行", "target": "那该是最好的爱情了呀" }, { "source": "那该是最好的爱情了呀", "target": "我分手了,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "我分手了,嘻嘻", "target": "我一直在" }, { "source": "我一直在", "target": "好,我知道" }, { "source": "那希望这份记忆永远保存", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "你写的诗好有童趣", "target": "儿歌的歌词,能不童趣嘛。" }, { "source": "儿歌的歌词,能不童趣嘛。", "target": "你又听儿歌啊" }, { "source": "你又听儿歌啊", "target": "这不就是那天给你听的。" }, { "source": "你2的时候哥没注意等哥注意到了你2过了哈哈", "target": "就是,我没什么可2了,幸好还有可爱" }, { "source": "杰瑞没想到你加入了甜党,自古咸甜不两立豆腐脑不偏安,甜党异端人人得而诛之,拔剑吧。", "target": "没有辣党?" }, { "source": "没有辣党?", "target": "没有的,自古甜咸豆腐脑(豆花)之争" }, { "source": "王局不关注唐山?", "target": "哪里关注?怎么了?" }, { "source": "你是不是瘦啦", "target": "角度问题,不胖就是好的了" }, { "source": "消失的许静宜", "target": "呀哈出现一下" }, { "source": "你也爱坐飘窗上", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "欢迎我吧", "target": "你骗人" }, { "source": "你骗人", "target": "先回家待个几个月再出来奋斗" }, { "source": "先回家待个几个月再出来奋斗", "target": "哎哟,要辞职吗,真的吗" }, { "source": "为啥要灯展?", "target": "什么叫为啥要灯展" }, { "source": "阿龙哥吧,那个眼睛大得哇", "target": "那时候的他太好玩了!才9个多月" }, { "source": "那时候的他太好玩了!才9个多月", "target": "看那小样就知道好玩,可惜我那时在外读书,没得跟他玩" }, { "source": "刚给30个幸运的同学唱了,我去练会吉他先,回来再继续给你们唱", "target": "这里" }, { "source": "开启代购新道路", "target": "卖酵素" }, { "source": "卖酵素", "target": "好想法•.•" }, { "source": "哎,已婚女士的日常就是晒老公和提到老公", "target": "你要想想我除了工作就是面对这个人了" }, { "source": "你要想想我除了工作就是面对这个人了", "target": "又有工作又有老公,羡慕" }, { "source": "看到这句笑出来我也是在最好的时候遇不到任何人哈哈", "target": "你们两个明明遇到很多人只是没去抓住,我是真的连个男的都遇不到!!!我认识的男生超级少!!!" }, { "source": "睡不着", "target": "也可以数钞票、数着数着就睡着了、还能做个美梦" }, { "source": "也可以数钞票、数着数着就睡着了、还能做个美梦", "target": "你只给我两百块,一下子就数完啦" }, { "source": "我和你们看世界杯的时间点一样啦~~", "target": "那你凌晨四点回来正好" }, { "source": "那你凌晨四点回来正好", "target": "好困呐~~球迷太厉害了" }, { "source": "你这种低素质的别给北京人丢脸", "target": "呵呵了还把自己当北京人了" }, { "source": "呵呵了还把自己当北京人了", "target": "不是什么北京人,只是觉得你素质不怎么样" }, { "source": "我觉得我在看极光之恋。", "target": "最佳哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "祝你幸福!", "target": "祝你在海南开心!" }, { "source": "祝你在海南开心!", "target": "话题避开的很好嘛" }, { "source": "话题避开的很好嘛", "target": "记得在有海的阳台上多喝几杯" }, { "source": "每次看到写攻略的孩子都觉得好好啊", "target": "有了这些攻略就好啦" }, { "source": "出来喝杯水", "target": "我在剪头发。" }, { "source": "我在剪头发。", "target": "在哪" }, { "source": "承包我最爱的人", "target": "有点没听懂" }, { "source": "喜欢张赫小哥哥,疯狂为他打电话,发现剪了寸头更帅气了", "target": "是啊,很帅气" }, { "source": "海底捞别的不说服务你也能挑出毛病你这个泼妇真厉害", "target": "我觉得可能错也不在他吧有些服务员真的态度很不好的" }, { "source": "外面在下雪吗", "target": "没啊阳光啊" }, { "source": "F屁它好臭好臭好臭好恐怖好噌人", "target": "狗肉你都吃不少啦还怕狗" }, { "source": "贵阳就是这样一个小路口红灯100秒可怜的是绿灯才十几秒", "target": "对啊真不知道为啥会有酱紫的设计今天千万不要出门出门也步行" }, { "source": "举报开车接电话!", "target": "我也!" }, { "source": "大胖纸", "target": "吃不胖!" }, { "source": "你好,你是谁?我们有什么交集吗?", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "正胎都懒得当,还备胎", "target": "是是是你多厉害" }, { "source": "元首也有寂寞时。", "target": "夜深人静,肥猫寂寞" }, { "source": "从后面看到那摄影灯的感觉真好", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "多才多艺的王小妞", "target": "都是皮毛呀" }, { "source": "都是皮毛呀", "target": "棒棒哒,在家么还是在哪呢" }, { "source": "棒棒哒,在家么还是在哪呢", "target": "我在家呢咱们是不是该商量时间去帆那里呀" }, { "source": "资方几大特点就是用数据说话多于用嘴说话,用脑子做事多于用心做事。。。", "target": "前辈教教我怎么说才好" }, { "source": "前辈教教我怎么说才好", "target": "你创业了?" }, { "source": "你创业了?", "target": "这不是在路上呢么" }, { "source": "这不是在路上呢么", "target": "B2C的话不好谈吧今年。" }, { "source": "B2C的话不好谈吧今年。", "target": "还行'喜忧参半" }, { "source": "给第二张第三张点个赞!", "target": "更多精彩内容敬请期待" }, { "source": "更多精彩内容敬请期待", "target": "作为好基友我申请提前看到!" }, { "source": "作为好基友我申请提前看到!", "target": "冒得问题撒" }, { "source": "我除了带小孩就是带小孩了", "target": "我也是呀,除了遛狗,还是遛狗" }, { "source": "师姐,绿色那个是什么果汁?", "target": "雪梨奇异果汁" }, { "source": "雪梨奇异果汁", "target": "我也好想喝" }, { "source": "我也好想喝", "target": "自己也可以打啊" }, { "source": "自己也可以打啊", "target": "等我买个炸果汁的就炸,哈哈" }, { "source": "等我买个炸果汁的就炸,哈哈", "target": "最好搅拌" }, { "source": "最好搅拌", "target": "搅拌机吗" }, { "source": "为代言人易烊千玺打电话", "target": "所以" }, { "source": "可飒纹的?", "target": "你猜我敢不敢" }, { "source": "你猜我敢不敢", "target": "因为不敢所以才会惊奇问问嘛" }, { "source": "你这出街,回头率好高的咧", "target": "好多女生看我" }, { "source": "好多女生看我", "target": "羡慕你,她们穿不出来" }, { "source": "硕果累累", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "锤头差不多秃了吧", "target": "给我代购瓶霸王" }, { "source": "给我代购瓶霸王", "target": "不如直接来个假发" }, { "source": "你来", "target": "你有?" }, { "source": "你有?", "target": "我有" }, { "source": "辣鸡,我也过不了", "target": "那你说啥" }, { "source": "那你说啥", "target": "不管,反正我纪念碑谷过了" }, { "source": "我真的真的真的很爱E神。", "target": "底线陈奕迅" }, { "source": "贤惠", "target": "丽妹妹近来可好" }, { "source": "丽妹妹近来可好", "target": "凤体安康" }, { "source": "凤体安康", "target": "可否赏脸一起观影~...远哥哥请客~" }, { "source": "我感觉我有时候吃大餐也会过敏可是不知道具体是什么不想去医院", "target": "你比较像是某个食物过敏吧" }, { "source": "你比较像是某个食物过敏吧", "target": "是而且一定是我喜欢的食物还有我酒精过敏" }, { "source": "是而且一定是我喜欢的食物还有我酒精过敏", "target": "酒精过敏就最好不要碰酒了。" }, { "source": "酒精过敏就最好不要碰酒了。", "target": "臣妾做不到" }, { "source": "臣妾做不到", "target": "您真是夜夜买醉啊~" }, { "source": "您真是夜夜买醉啊~", "target": "开学到今天喝了六次了呜呜" }, { "source": "开学到今天喝了六次了呜呜", "target": "咳咳咳。这个次数,你也真是赢了" }, { "source": "咳咳咳。这个次数,你也真是赢了", "target": "大四了聚会比较多" }, { "source": "大四了聚会比较多", "target": "交际比较多~人缘好啊" }, { "source": "交际比较多~人缘好啊", "target": "好不容易瘦一点就打回原型了" }, { "source": "好不容易瘦一点就打回原型了", "target": "喝酒容易胖" }, { "source": "要不要今年继续`", "target": "今年目标,吃穷花姐" }, { "source": "你怎么有刘海了", "target": "就是你没把我叫起来那天" }, { "source": "你这是在说快来北京?", "target": "哈哈哈哈手艺还可以吧" }, { "source": "你看到了罗志祥?", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "回去请你吃炒酸奶吧!", "target": "得嘞!太规矩了" }, { "source": "小号不告诉我", "target": "现在知道了也没用了" }, { "source": "现在知道了也没用了", "target": "找不回来也不告诉我" }, { "source": "找不回来也不告诉我", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "大仙让仙友问你", "target": "你的小v那乖" }, { "source": "饿不是早就预定了", "target": "我忘了。。。" }, { "source": "蝴蝶", "target": "你给的答案我不喜欢" }, { "source": "你给的答案我不喜欢", "target": "为什么~" }, { "source": "上了年纪都醒得早", "target": "泥垢了...考试也不攒波人品" }, { "source": "泥垢了...考试也不攒波人品", "target": "我知道你会祝福我的" }, { "source": "额…你一不小心曝光了你的星座~", "target": "呵呵哦哦好嘛我觉得这个星座真的很好的....." }, { "source": "呵呵哦哦好嘛我觉得这个星座真的很好的.....", "target": "额~不太了解~" }, { "source": "am1:55大家珍惜流量珍惜肝你们都会有最美好人生晚安噢", "target": "这楼的大家今晚都好梦" }, { "source": "这楼的大家今晚都好梦", "target": "下一次什么时候" }, { "source": "早谢", "target": "看了你的“一锅端”感觉很不错,巧。赞一个。早上好。" }, { "source": "看了你的“一锅端”感觉很不错,巧。赞一个。早上好。", "target": "你咋跑到这里来了?" }, { "source": "你咋跑到这里来了?", "target": "只要有美食,我哪里都会跑。美食在哪,我就跑哪。" }, { "source": "只要有美食,我哪里都会跑。美食在哪,我就跑哪。", "target": "到处串门啊你" }, { "source": "到处串门啊你", "target": "我是觉得,人活着就是那张嘴。吃好,心情好,是最幸福的生活了。如果有时间,经常犒劳一下自己和家人也很好啊。而且很好做,网上一搜到处都是,超市里有现成的调料,很方便。" }, { "source": "大乔是不是裙子长了", "target": "长了,脸被打了" }, { "source": "感觉好幸福", "target": "多听歌会有更大惊喜" }, { "source": "往后馀生风雪是你平淡是你清贫是你荣华是你心底温柔是你目光所致也是你", "target": "最后改为全部是你,我觉得更好" }, { "source": "由鲜肉晋级为海鲜了", "target": "说明年份太久快馊了……" }, { "source": "那个土豆是咋滴啦", "target": "是土豆芽刺身" }, { "source": "大美丽", "target": "我是大漂亮" }, { "source": "十一都没法回来,哼", "target": "你干哈呢" }, { "source": "上班啊你现在可以想想我回来去吃什么东西哈哈哈", "target": "吃最贵的,哈哈,是不是要给我买礼物回来阿,吃火锅麻,好把胖子的屁儿整翻" }, { "source": "吃最贵的,哈哈,是不是要给我买礼物回来阿,吃火锅麻,好把胖子的屁儿整翻", "target": "你想要撒子给我说嘛" }, { "source": "来搭个讪", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "我刚刚上课的时候也想好想吃栗子啊", "target": "给你举个栗子" }, { "source": "教练这是我男朋友你羡慕吧", "target": "揍死你" }, { "source": "我可以表示无言以对嘛", "target": "吃饭去" }, { "source": "吃饭去", "target": "没人去么" }, { "source": "没人去么", "target": "自己吃饭" }, { "source": "自己吃饭", "target": "你请我吃什么" }, { "source": "你请我吃什么", "target": "吃不起~" }, { "source": "吃不起~", "target": "吃不起啥?" }, { "source": "吃不起啥?", "target": "好吃的" }, { "source": "好吃的", "target": "你说什么好吃" }, { "source": "泰豪火锅呀,味道还凑合!", "target": "味道一般。" }, { "source": "你我的看法就是高级动物和人的看法。我们不是动物,但这个社会会因为你的想法变成动物世界。", "target": "祖先花了几千万年时间站在了食物链最顶端,不是来听你说这种废话的!" }, { "source": "你哪个学校的?我找你们政教处说话!你这孩子,真应该接受教育了。三观如此不正,出了社会,还得了", "target": "嗯?说不过了就开始人身攻击?你才是真的该回炉重造吧。" }, { "source": "嗯?说不过了就开始人身攻击?你才是真的该回炉重造吧。", "target": "觉得你没救了,彻头彻尾是非黑白不分!" }, { "source": "觉得你没救了,彻头彻尾是非黑白不分!", "target": "从头到尾你真的有在讨论么,一堆没意义的道听途说的废话,说来说去搞得自己多高尚一样。" }, { "source": "从头到尾你真的有在讨论么,一堆没意义的道听途说的废话,说来说去搞得自己多高尚一样。", "target": "很危险啊你,这种思想" }, { "source": "我快好了!!", "target": "年轻本色" }, { "source": "你是哪里人?", "target": "湛江啊" }, { "source": "喵喵有名字了吗?", "target": "胖迪" }, { "source": "你们不是没空调?没空调的地方都有客厅!!!我们却没有", "target": "你这个逻辑我好不服啊" }, { "source": "送东西为什么要偷偷的?", "target": "可能不想被别的同事发现啊,要不送这个人不送那个人,那个人会不舒服" }, { "source": "这木美", "target": "人丑?" }, { "source": "人丑?", "target": "姐,您识字吗?!是美!!" }, { "source": "姐,您识字吗?!是美!!", "target": "不啊我以为你讽刺我啊" }, { "source": "不啊我以为你讽刺我啊", "target": "没有啊,我没那么坏" }, { "source": "没有啊,我没那么坏", "target": "你以前有" }, { "source": "你以前有", "target": "记那么清楚的啊" }, { "source": "够勤奋的说", "target": "我不会告诉你我只是回学校放点东西,待不到10分钟就走了的" }, { "source": "我不会告诉你我只是回学校放点东西,待不到10分钟就走了的", "target": "我现在在学校,然后一心地想约你和于凯云去吃饭,然后你走了,于凯云也准备走了,你期盼了我" }, { "source": "我现在在学校,然后一心地想约你和于凯云去吃饭,然后你走了,于凯云也准备走了,你期盼了我", "target": "你悲催了," }, { "source": "你最美", "target": "你最最美" }, { "source": "总想找心理医生唠唠", "target": "咱俩假期没唠够么" }, { "source": "身为巨蟹座不背锅!我写了1000字左右的稿件,整理了房间,看了1集见信如面,还看了伊坂幸太郎的1个短篇!从6点到现在!", "target": "巨蟹在交论文阶段效率出奇得高" }, { "source": "秒赞", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "是滴", "target": "正好刚进被窝刷出来第一条就是" }, { "source": "没吃大餐!!!!!", "target": "巧克力巧克力巧克力" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨,老子一天都呆在家里", "target": "哦哈哈哈~你约我阿你约我阿" }, { "source": "哦哈哈哈~你约我阿你约我阿", "target": "表示出不去啊" }, { "source": "表示出不去啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈那你就好好看看我的吃的喝的" }, { "source": "你多高多瘦啊?这么瘦还天天喊减肥哈哈", "target": "我不会暴露自己的体重的哈哈" }, { "source": "兔子要吃兔粮", "target": "我一直喂的白菜萝卜啊'从它满小开始就是这样喂的'" }, { "source": "我一直喂的白菜萝卜啊'从它满小开始就是这样喂的'", "target": "不拉稀吗" }, { "source": "不拉稀吗", "target": "一直都没有'就是前两天吃了个胡萝卜就开始拉了'萝卜还褪色'吃的一脸的红的'后来都不吃东西了'缩成一陀" }, { "source": "美就在眼前", "target": "喜欢吗?" }, { "source": "喜欢吗?", "target": "要是给我招点桃花运就更喜欢了" }, { "source": "我七月一号就开始上班了", "target": "好忧桑。。。" }, { "source": "好忧桑。。。", "target": "对呀,可是就有钱了呀!就能买小七了。。。" }, { "source": "对呀,可是就有钱了呀!就能买小七了。。。", "target": "别提钱心碎" }, { "source": "别提钱心碎", "target": "愿你明早起来床头八张百元大钞" }, { "source": "愿你明早起来床头八张百元大钞", "target": "太难" }, { "source": "我就感觉于朦胧古装好看", "target": "真是好看" }, { "source": "这些东北爷们真行,打女人打得这么起劲儿,就怕外地人没材料骂我们东北人呢,拼命送分儿,真有你们的", "target": "说真的身边的东北人没见过一个好的" }, { "source": "我也想睡啊。8点上班", "target": "看看人家隔壁11打10!!!" }, { "source": "好久有电视剧上映啊,你消失在荧幕太久了", "target": "家有喜妇刚播完" }, { "source": "家有喜妇刚播完", "target": "那个我看了,最近电视太少了" }, { "source": "虐狗我只服峥姐", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哎哟小雨是我监督人!好嘛我错了以后都哎特你!跑步注意事项啥的不都哎特你了嘛!", "target": "我的重点是游泳!周末游泳!" }, { "source": "我的重点是游泳!周末游泳!", "target": "我周六去的时候那边锅炉还没好,水温低的不行、冷得刺骨下周再叫你" }, { "source": "泡面看起来很好吃的样子,我都好久没吃了", "target": "赶紧吃包找回在学校的赶脚" }, { "source": "你咋跑到杨庄了", "target": "谁在杨庄,我在我家" }, { "source": "恺哥想合影跟我说下就行啊,没啥磨难", "target": "我也想合影~" }, { "source": "请给我直播", "target": "敬请期待" }, { "source": "请问这个带院子的是哪个名字的房间啊?正好明天要带狗狗们出门玩了", "target": "110房子,他们还有其他带院子的,还有院子里有浴池的" }, { "source": "110房子,他们还有其他带院子的,还有院子里有浴池的", "target": "谢谢啦~昨晚住在盐官开元、也能带狗,回来的路上考虑住你这家" }, { "source": "面瘫了,简直了", "target": "谁面瘫了!" }, { "source": "谁面瘫了!", "target": "开个玩笑别当真" }, { "source": "开个玩笑别当真", "target": "你的地你的地" }, { "source": "先找个男人", "target": "到处都是" }, { "source": "到处都是", "target": "==好吧,那你继续找" }, { "source": "〖冬夏两季人〗、〖直弯两界人〗", "target": "妹纸。还是你最有文化" }, { "source": "妹纸。还是你最有文化", "target": "姐姐的出题更具水准,可能是今年的高考作文试题" }, { "source": "我也做了个不好的梦吓醒了立马又睡了怎么回事、、、", "target": "可能是因为你是正常人吧" }, { "source": "发型不错", "target": "喜欢吗,给你留的" }, { "source": "新年快乐,happy2017", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "悦木之源真可以修复痘么~", "target": "不知如何回答" }, { "source": "冬天更需要春天的心啊~春心~", "target": "刚看完初恋这件小事,竟然哭了...喜欢最后的结果,但是不喜欢结局那么拍。" }, { "source": "刚看完初恋这件小事,竟然哭了...喜欢最后的结果,但是不喜欢结局那么拍。", "target": "我也是哈,最后狗血了,之前蛮好的,其实我不希望那个学长喜欢她,太刻意了哈" }, { "source": "我爸也快生日了。看来他们是一个星座哈哈", "target": "我们都一个星座哈哈" }, { "source": "拥抱太阳的月亮!!!!!!几年前的!!!好看哭!", "target": "开头我是看不懂" }, { "source": "开头我是看不懂", "target": "好看哇。看了两遍。昨晚看完。以前看过了。" }, { "source": "100在向你招手", "target": "这已经是最重了" }, { "source": "我喜欢那个男主!不要问我为什么!他长得可攻可受", "target": "你看过吗" }, { "source": "我毛听到葛?", "target": "你又聋了" }, { "source": "你又聋了", "target": "矮哥近排系盲度" }, { "source": "名媛,你好", "target": "起来得还是早" }, { "source": "起来得还是早", "target": "天气太好" }, { "source": "我家邻居是个大妈", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈让她搬家" }, { "source": "20岁,生日快乐!", "target": "20岁生日快乐过两天我也20了" }, { "source": "你过来跟我睡好了很早就会起来", "target": "你7点半就不暖被窝了....性价比不高啊亲" }, { "source": "你7点半就不暖被窝了....性价比不高啊亲", "target": "你还是内心里接受不了我" }, { "source": "你还是内心里接受不了我", "target": "我家这位..我都起了...她还在暖被窝............." }, { "source": "土豪", "target": "不是一起,都是一件一件来的" }, { "source": "有妈妈们相伴好幸福,祝福老人健康快乐每一天!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "学妹,我好想你啊,好想好想,咱俩真的好久好久好没见了,我今天见楠姐了,你啥时候有空。", "target": "我17有!马上神州行了" }, { "source": "明天我就要四级考试了,希望学姐可以保佑我四级能过", "target": "时间都不知道" }, { "source": "发现你长高了", "target": "一定是这样" }, { "source": "女生的宿舍如此文艺?", "target": "还好啊" }, { "source": "推荐你用法拉绒的被子和床垫比床单暖很多我现在一张薄被子上面盖着法拉绒的毯子很暖", "target": "法拉绒是啥!我查下" }, { "source": "法拉绒是啥!我查下", "target": "就是有毛毛的被子毯子" }, { "source": "菜菜都不艾特我不稀饭我了", "target": "我不知道你看这些书的" }, { "source": "我不知道你看这些书的", "target": "我是文艺小清新" }, { "source": "我是文艺小清新", "target": "嘿嘿,那我也那不去给你看啊" }, { "source": "喜欢你", "target": "你很美" }, { "source": "为什么搬家还需要出门跳呢", "target": "怕是小偷啊,呵呵" }, { "source": "最佳代言", "target": "可参考分" }, { "source": "我这两天还想去染头发!没想好染啥色", "target": "等我推荐你一家弄的还不错" }, { "source": "等我推荐你一家弄的还不错", "target": "哦了" }, { "source": "催婚啊。我才21", "target": "我也是21" }, { "source": "可爱的小仙女们", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "能闹腾的孩子身体好!省心!", "target": "省心,但是费力啊" }, { "source": "省心,但是费力啊", "target": "鱼和熊掌不好兼得哦" }, { "source": "我都没有棒棒糖吃", "target": "给你给你" }, { "source": "我的都是彩色,", "target": "我以前也是彩色的毕业了以后不知道怎么搞的" }, { "source": "我以前也是彩色的毕业了以后不知道怎么搞的", "target": "每一年都会有品味变化的" }, { "source": "你的亲爱的有点小难过", "target": "2013好运都会找你的。" }, { "source": "2013好运都会找你的。", "target": "哈滴哈滴哇" }, { "source": "昨晚不知为何梦见你了", "target": "跟我父母去滑雪然后滑雪场遇到你了" }, { "source": "跟我父母去滑雪然后滑雪场遇到你了", "target": "遇到我在干什么…游泳?" }, { "source": "遇到我在干什么…游泳?", "target": "也在滑" }, { "source": "也在滑", "target": "你想我了哈哈" }, { "source": "开,继续开,谁也别下车", "target": "滴滴" }, { "source": "好喜欢你,有对象吗", "target": "有啊" }, { "source": "不是很爱看恐怖片嘛,居然自己做梦吓醒啦", "target": "哈哈只是意外~" }, { "source": "那天过马路看到你了,", "target": "哪天。。" }, { "source": "哪天。。", "target": "上周吧" }, { "source": "上周吧", "target": "那你不喊我" }, { "source": "我不搭理你了。", "target": "好吧,晚安,改天出来看电影!" }, { "source": "好吧,晚安,改天出来看电影!", "target": "您要请我们安?太客气了嘛。" }, { "source": "您要请我们安?太客气了嘛。", "target": "求陪同" }, { "source": "一定平时减肥不太吃", "target": "不我就是虚" }, { "source": "你的老王系列怎么不继续了?", "target": "唉好久不写东西都不知道该怎么写了" }, { "source": "唉好久不写东西都不知道该怎么写了", "target": "说明你老了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,善良的好女孩我是最喜欢的……", "target": "我想你得另一半一定会很善良得" }, { "source": "我想你得另一半一定会很善良得", "target": "嗯!我不希望是别人,懂不,嘿嘿……" }, { "source": "嗯!我不希望是别人,懂不,嘿嘿……", "target": "懂?。。。" }, { "source": "万能的剪刀手", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "下次约我吧", "target": "你跟我是一个城市的吗" }, { "source": "你们是约好了一起充的会员嘛?", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "你打算一去不回啦?", "target": "谁知道几年后才能回来" }, { "source": "谁知道几年后才能回来", "target": "你的签证是两年间不用回来续签?" }, { "source": "你才二十几啊,就说自己老,话说图挺妖艳的", "target": "喉咙好点了吗????" }, { "source": "喉咙好点了吗????", "target": "恩恩,明天小时代走起~" }, { "source": "姚啊姚回家了吗", "target": "没有~我在学校" }, { "source": "没有~我在学校", "target": "过来玩要不" }, { "source": "哇好像看到我了耶", "target": "对啊有你" }, { "source": "毛衣哪里买的?好好看", "target": "朋友帮忙带的、你喜欢可以帮你问下" }, { "source": "朋友帮忙带的、你喜欢可以帮你问下", "target": "是那个1116么?" }, { "source": "是那个1116么?", "target": "对的!" }, { "source": "可以见下素颜吗", "target": "太丑了不可以" }, { "source": "回去领结婚证", "target": "冷冷的狗粮在脸上胡乱的拍" }, { "source": "冷冷的狗粮在脸上胡乱的拍", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "不要趁了别人的心如了他人的意", "target": "希望如此" }, { "source": "我在小吃街", "target": "我也去了哦" }, { "source": "我也去了哦", "target": "才睡醒" }, { "source": "你呆多久?", "target": "三天" }, { "source": "三天", "target": "回来跟我去爬山吧" }, { "source": "我睡觉离不开你", "target": "你的祖先有把钉耙算命先生说他范桃花" }, { "source": "你的祖先有把钉耙算命先生说他范桃花", "target": "算命干嘛" }, { "source": "算命干嘛", "target": "迷信呗!对未来没自信呗" }, { "source": "迷信呗!对未来没自信呗", "target": "这个世界没人能让你自卑,只有你自己。" }, { "source": "这个世界没人能让你自卑,只有你自己。", "target": "小冰正能量" }, { "source": "我觉得你和我侄女长得好像", "target": "有缘" }, { "source": "饿死了,吃个饭就回来了等下再去,想死", "target": "哈哈。我们也要赶紧做作业了。不然期末要交一大丢设计啊。受不鸟。我现在还有很多没做。这天气真没意思。什么事都不想做。" }, { "source": "哈哈。我们也要赶紧做作业了。不然期末要交一大丢设计啊。受不鸟。我现在还有很多没做。这天气真没意思。什么事都不想做。", "target": "我也是啊,想偷懒,可是偷不了你也是文传的吧" }, { "source": "我也是啊,想偷懒,可是偷不了你也是文传的吧", "target": "是啊是啊。其实我一直觉得我是艺术设计系的。哈哈" }, { "source": "是啊是啊。其实我一直觉得我是艺术设计系的。哈哈", "target": "为什么呢" }, { "source": "为什么呢", "target": "因为我们是文传系的一个奇葩专业。学的东西都很诡异。" }, { "source": "因为我们是文传系的一个奇葩专业。学的东西都很诡异。", "target": "艺术设计?" }, { "source": "艺术设计?", "target": "就是一些什么古代汉语文学之类的都要学。我们这些艺术生还学这些。" }, { "source": "就是一些什么古代汉语文学之类的都要学。我们这些艺术生还学这些。", "target": "提升文化素质修养,挺不错的样子" }, { "source": "提升文化素质修养,挺不错的样子", "target": "这是难为我们啊。" }, { "source": "这是难为我们啊。", "target": "这是学校的恶作剧,成熟一点的人都看得出来" }, { "source": "不明白抄袭从何而来?电视剧就不抄袭了吗?", "target": "电视剧被骂抄袭的更多,2,3月很惨。电视剧都过了很久了,拿出来比啥" }, { "source": "你这是酸葡萄心理", "target": "知名养猫博主" }, { "source": "知名养猫博主", "target": "才不会被你激将成功" }, { "source": "谁找你", "target": "辽阳的一个朋友" }, { "source": "辽阳的一个朋友", "target": "我结婚的时候找你" }, { "source": "我结婚的时候找你", "target": "有对象老" }, { "source": "作为20多年的朋友我说句实话:1.不像,2.咱比她好看多了好吧?!", "target": "好吧好吧!你这个开头比较有气势~" }, { "source": "生日快乐吖,我会带蛋回来给你的〜〜哈哈", "target": "什么蛋先?" }, { "source": "剪睫毛变长了解一下", "target": "我小时候剪过然后就没长了" }, { "source": "来上海了?", "target": "恩~~你也在?" }, { "source": "要封禅吗?", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "喵,,,我要养喵……", "target": "养猫的男人多半是GAY" }, { "source": "养猫的男人多半是GAY", "target": "我家因为就缺喵了啊,有狗有老鼠有壁虎有鱼……就少了喵" }, { "source": "把假发摘了", "target": "假发会有这么乱的刘海?" }, { "source": "你周岁18", "target": "年方二八" }, { "source": "年方二八", "target": "二八一十六" }, { "source": "电脑真好看", "target": "买的时候多谢你~" }, { "source": "买的时候多谢你~", "target": "然而我换电脑的时候已经买不到这个了,于是一咬牙买了" }, { "source": "然而我换电脑的时候已经买不到这个了,于是一咬牙买了", "target": "那不是很好吗~~" }, { "source": "那不是很好吗~~", "target": "随便发一个.......不会被坑掉么" }, { "source": "随便发一个.......不会被坑掉么", "target": "他就问我什么配置,,我就发了一个,比我这个便宜的。" }, { "source": "他就问我什么配置,,我就发了一个,比我这个便宜的。", "target": "你隐藏了自己电脑的真实实力" }, { "source": "你隐藏了自己电脑的真实实力", "target": "因为我找不到我的配置了,,然而我觉得,,也没什么好看的," }, { "source": "凉快就是我,我就是凉快,西安,你值得拥有", "target": "西安是不一下子高端洋气了" }, { "source": "西安是不一下子高端洋气了", "target": "这边寒假很温暖!" }, { "source": "这边寒假很温暖!", "target": "想什么呢!" }, { "source": "想什么呢!", "target": "上回我们家从西湖回来了以后身上都蜕皮了" }, { "source": "上回我们家从西湖回来了以后身上都蜕皮了", "target": "然后过多久好了" }, { "source": "这个点太阳快落山了吧", "target": "嗯呢,黑了" }, { "source": "羡慕阿", "target": "蓄钱再去!" }, { "source": "以前玩这个的时候就喜欢玩口袋妖怪和牧场物语", "target": "牧场物语也有玩!真的这个游戏,一天过得太快了!" }, { "source": "看别人的愿望,蛮累的!", "target": "那你就只看我的吧" }, { "source": "只吃四斤就快抓住吧", "target": "我上次..因为小龙虾店铺搞活动...吃了...十斤....." }, { "source": "我上次..因为小龙虾店铺搞活动...吃了...十斤.....", "target": "那你很棒棒噢" }, { "source": "农农最好吃了!!!巧克力味的", "target": "最爱农农了" }, { "source": "玲周末愉快!", "target": "周末好" }, { "source": "天老爷!写得还很好看", "target": "是吧我都被自己迷住了" }, { "source": "就是别人付费请人回答。过了3个月了,可以免费围观有偿答案了。", "target": "我看过了,广外研究生一年三万多?研究生是学校买学生的时间?我不太明白回答" }, { "source": "我看过了,广外研究生一年三万多?研究生是学校买学生的时间?我不太明白回答", "target": "因为一算,实际上读个研究生出来的工资,还比直接本科毕业多挣钱,所以说其实你读书时是挣钱的,所以用“学校花钱请你读书”这种表达方式。我的天,你阅读理解能力怎么了。" }, { "source": "下个学期就大四了", "target": "狗狗再见" }, { "source": "好喜欢这件西装外套,可惜没成团", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "但是很多人想睡上铺,因为下铺经常有人坐比较脏。", "target": "我本科和研究生都是上铺,因为没有下铺。。。下面是桌子。。。上面是床" }, { "source": "再也不会等你也不会回头我不喜欢你了", "target": "我爱着你只是不再喜欢你了" }, { "source": "这种生育观是进步的,谢谢", "target": "剥夺自由生育权,看不出哪进步了。" }, { "source": "窝的马终于看到同校的了", "target": "不容易握个爪子" }, { "source": "不容易握个爪子", "target": "我翻了二十多分钟!!!找到了五个校友" }, { "source": "我翻了二十多分钟!!!找到了五个校友", "target": "厉害我翻几分钟找不到就已经绝望了你在哪个校区呢" }, { "source": "厉害我翻几分钟找不到就已经绝望了你在哪个校区呢", "target": "本校" }, { "source": "本校", "target": "一样可是我们就两个人好冷清" }, { "source": "一样可是我们就两个人好冷清", "target": "没办法了" }, { "source": "为QG疯狂打call,还有最后一场,加油!", "target": "加油!稳住" }, { "source": "脸怎么了", "target": "前一段过敏了。" }, { "source": "第一次觉得你腿还是挺长", "target": "重点是白" }, { "source": "重点是白", "target": "哪里白你说裤子么" }, { "source": "哪里白你说裤子么", "target": "你不觉得腿看上去挺白吗" }, { "source": "你不觉得腿看上去挺白吗", "target": "诶呦你换6啦" }, { "source": "诶呦你换6啦", "target": "哎哟,你懂的" }, { "source": "超赞", "target": "超级好看!" }, { "source": "你胖了。", "target": "我还在减肥" }, { "source": "我还在减肥", "target": "加油。" }, { "source": "这个案子让人郁愤的地方在于,本来这四位受害者是有机会被救出来的。现在却因为主犯人不是这些过失者,连追责都无法。", "target": "有没有机会拿证据说话,别来什么本不本的" }, { "source": "新年快乐哦!", "target": "快乐么么哒" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜(严肃脸)", "target": "完美的错过你每一次与大家的互动,生无可恋脸" }, { "source": "哈尼姐,求桌布", "target": "不是桌布,就是个餐垫" }, { "source": "我只看到了一个把我惊艳到了不敢想其他人了太好看了", "target": "都好看就没有不美的" }, { "source": "娄老师好", "target": "娄老师,什么时候教我啊" }, { "source": "娄老师,什么时候教我啊", "target": "教你打麻将???" }, { "source": "教你打麻将???", "target": "可能教不会我蠢的很,我只会打扑克" }, { "source": "可能教不会我蠢的很,我只会打扑克", "target": "没得我教不会的" }, { "source": "没得我教不会的", "target": "这哈试试?" }, { "source": "妹妹眼睛真大哦", "target": "哎呦喂,天天" }, { "source": "让我们一起流泪", "target": "小红表示很想小蓝" }, { "source": "小红表示很想小蓝", "target": "暑假见想起就悲桑。。。" }, { "source": "暑假见想起就悲桑。。。", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "刘烨帅爆了", "target": "那是必须滴!必须帅到爆" }, { "source": "那是必须滴!必须帅到爆", "target": "我可是在血色浪漫爱上他的,那个形象我觉得已经无敌了" }, { "source": "我可是在血色浪漫爱上他的,那个形象我觉得已经无敌了", "target": "我也是,之前就喜欢他,都忘了是什么时候开始的,直到血色浪漫就爱上他了" }, { "source": "我也是,之前就喜欢他,都忘了是什么时候开始的,直到血色浪漫就爱上他了", "target": "血色浪漫看了四遍每次看每次哭" }, { "source": "血色浪漫看了四遍每次看每次哭", "target": "我还看了一遍书" }, { "source": "我还看了一遍书", "target": "我也是纸质版电子版都有哦" }, { "source": "火鸡面是什么鬼", "target": "很火的网红方便面哈哈哈哈来我请你吃" }, { "source": "很火的网红方便面哈哈哈哈来我请你吃", "target": "那你给我煮吗" }, { "source": "猫不能拿风筒吹啊。。我妹说的。。", "target": "纳尼!为什么?" }, { "source": "长头发真好!", "target": "这就要秃了" }, { "source": "你肥吗???", "target": "没有很肥,就是相对以前越来越肥" }, { "source": "没有很肥,就是相对以前越来越肥", "target": "随她长吧,自然就好!" }, { "source": "随她长吧,自然就好!", "target": "随她长变成了" }, { "source": "随她长变成了", "target": "不会的!年轻不会长很肥的!" }, { "source": "不会的!年轻不会长很肥的!", "target": "你不懂我身上的肉,她们每天都在呼唤更多的同伴啊" }, { "source": "你不懂我身上的肉,她们每天都在呼唤更多的同伴啊", "target": "运动吧。让她无路可逃……" }, { "source": "运动吧。让她无路可逃……", "target": "好主意,不过估计我是用不上" }, { "source": "好主意,不过估计我是用不上", "target": "为什么用不上?" }, { "source": "为什么用不上?", "target": "因为我很忙,忙玩就想睡,没空运动" }, { "source": "因为我很忙,忙玩就想睡,没空运动", "target": "你做什么的哦???" }, { "source": "你做什么的哦???", "target": "搬砖" }, { "source": "搬砖", "target": "还要人吗?我也想去做!呵呵" }, { "source": "还要人吗?我也想去做!呵呵", "target": "欢迎拨打8008208820" }, { "source": "我4点才睡", "target": "那我是吃完夜宵12点多睡下的现在日常11点睡觉" }, { "source": "那我是吃完夜宵12点多睡下的现在日常11点睡觉", "target": "那你这算什么睡不着" }, { "source": "那你这算什么睡不着", "target": "对于我现在的作息已经是睡不着了" }, { "source": "亮点,我看到小S的小腿肌肉了。", "target": "仔细,这个点大概人家总不大会关注的〜练舞的总会有肌肉的吧" }, { "source": "仔细,这个点大概人家总不大会关注的〜练舞的总会有肌肉的吧", "target": "但是平时根本看不出她的腿有肌肉的" }, { "source": "想知道为啥叫酸奶", "target": "因为我喜欢喝酸奶!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "看到这内心就会难过。", "target": "哎,以后孩子就永远见不到妈妈了" }, { "source": "哎,以后孩子就永远见不到妈妈了", "target": "不会吧" }, { "source": "你怎么还去上学!", "target": "我哄他的。" }, { "source": "我哄他的。", "target": "这么猛的吗" }, { "source": "小时候不学无术天天在台球室打台球,如今还派上用场了!", "target": "我还真有这样一个朋友" }, { "source": "今年看的最有感触的就是追风筝的人", "target": "为你千千万万遍" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊这样的尖叫够不够", "target": "不够,要这样的:啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!" }, { "source": "哥们,你还往我伤口撒盐。。。", "target": "兄弟,别担心,回头我帮你拍两张,就能出真效果了。" }, { "source": "你不黑我能死啊", "target": "你知道的,肯定能" }, { "source": "为什么叫鹿晗ly", "target": "哦谢谢你,我一开始没想明白" }, { "source": "好希望吉安有那种整片的银杏林", "target": "可惜没有" }, { "source": "好想知道你去不去重庆站", "target": "不去的。准备去520的南京" }, { "source": "不去的。准备去520的南京", "target": "跟随胖伦脚步一站又一站" }, { "source": "你有FREESTYLE吗", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "好的收到" }, { "source": "鼓浪屿有个土豆特别哈吃在土耳其冰淇淋旁边", "target": "哈哈哈哈是我看到了" }, { "source": "恭喜你", "target": "我来练车了。" }, { "source": "我来练车了。", "target": "厉害了感觉如何" }, { "source": "厉害了感觉如何", "target": "找到感觉了,你来家练吧!" }, { "source": "第一次见偷这个的", "target": "技术开锁!我们车都是好的还是锁着的他拿钩子开的车头" }, { "source": "我脸皮可薄了,橡胶做的", "target": "你是男孩啊?" }, { "source": "这种情况下唱国歌,是不是有些丢脸?", "target": "特别丢人" }, { "source": "你还是歇会吧,歇会", "target": "无锡有好玩的么?" }, { "source": "无锡有好玩的么?", "target": "有吧、也有好吃的" }, { "source": "有吧、也有好吃的", "target": "啥?我准备穷游会路过无锡" }, { "source": "啥?我准备穷游会路过无锡", "target": "好呀、啥时候来、我带你去玩和吃、" }, { "source": "好呀、啥时候来、我带你去玩和吃、", "target": "。。。。不知道那时候你回不回学校八月下旬粗发" }, { "source": "。。。。不知道那时候你回不回学校八月下旬粗发", "target": "天、那么晚、九月前我还是在的、你早点吧、" }, { "source": "不要在我面前提酒了。啊啊啊啊", "target": "呼啦啦啦哗啦啦啦啦~" }, { "source": "呼啦啦啦哗啦啦啦啦~", "target": "不要得意。" }, { "source": "多了敬业,有没有想要互换的小伙伴呀,开心开心", "target": "我换,我换" }, { "source": "毛孔会不会越来越大?", "target": "这个真不好说,光追求干净的脸去了!" }, { "source": "闪闪发光的不是他们你一个电灯泡你更闪吧?", "target": "你好像说的很有道理" }, { "source": "你的入党评价写好了没?", "target": "写好了啊~磨磨蹭蹭终于完事儿了~自己写就行了。你就给他们说一声用了下他们的名字~" }, { "source": "写好了啊~磨磨蹭蹭终于完事儿了~自己写就行了。你就给他们说一声用了下他们的名字~", "target": "关键是我没模版,,祥洲还没回寝室。。你能不能发给我你的,看看咋写?" }, { "source": "我发誓一定要带你去最好的医院吃最好的药打最好的针医治你", "target": "学到野" }, { "source": "包上保鲜膜!", "target": "那熟了,蒸鱿鱼" }, { "source": "那熟了,蒸鱿鱼", "target": "那样比较快〜" }, { "source": "有一个小巴掌送给你", "target": "说到做到啊,明天就去砍你的手下来" }, { "source": "说到做到啊,明天就去砍你的手下来", "target": "是巴掌不是手请砍巴掌" }, { "source": "是巴掌不是手请砍巴掌", "target": "好哦" }, { "source": "还不睡啊", "target": "你软文写完没有" }, { "source": "你软文写完没有", "target": "没有,要写一个多月,我在写连载的……" }, { "source": "没有,要写一个多月,我在写连载的……", "target": "注意健康记得体检" }, { "source": "是不想当将军的士兵不是好士兵", "target": "唉,我是不是太紧张了呀……" }, { "source": "唉,我是不是太紧张了呀……", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你去哪儿了这是", "target": "济南大明湖畔呀" }, { "source": "济南大明湖畔呀", "target": "你头像是我好朋友!你盗版了吧" }, { "source": "你头像是我好朋友!你盗版了吧", "target": "什么呀,我头像就我自己呀,什么乱七八糟的" }, { "source": "不小心看到了求极限", "target": "刚开始看可咋整" }, { "source": "早上好,难以想象10点醒的梦梦莲竟然这么早起了", "target": "哎呦,人家准备过健康的生活啦" }, { "source": "哎呦,人家准备过健康的生活啦", "target": "呦呵加油,出去跑步" }, { "source": "呦呵加油,出去跑步", "target": "人家每天晚上都有散步的" }, { "source": "人家每天晚上都有散步的", "target": "我也是,早上出去,就是最近雨有点多" }, { "source": "自从关注了你,我就变了", "target": "变哪样了" }, { "source": "嗯…好……给我拿个椅子来", "target": "不介意的话可以坐羊驼身上" }, { "source": "不介意的话可以坐羊驼身上", "target": "稳么" }, { "source": "稳么", "target": "稳如牛车" }, { "source": "你绝对是坏人", "target": "嗯,我也觉得是" }, { "source": "我改名你没有艾特上我啊。。还是我发现的。。我就是想要那个票啊!!!超级想要!!!", "target": "买啊!" }, { "source": "买啊!", "target": "我妈不让买。。说我买了也看不见,看见也合不了影。。我再磨磨她。。" }, { "source": "我妈不让买。。说我买了也看不见,看见也合不了影。。我再磨磨她。。", "target": "我也觉得是买了怪亏的" }, { "source": "我也觉得是买了怪亏的", "target": "对嘛。。" }, { "source": "痛并幸福着", "target": "行再" }, { "source": "天呐,刚注意到你的时候,你才获奖,转眼你就要结婚了。只能说,时间好快呀", "target": "10年啦~熬成了大叔" }, { "source": "10年啦~熬成了大叔", "target": "10年前大家好像也叫你林大叔~" }, { "source": "远离挂科", "target": "珍爱生命" }, { "source": "我这里有春天", "target": "春天如约而至,但它们死了" }, { "source": "春天如约而至,但它们死了", "target": "节哀" }, { "source": "哎哟喂……我们等着喝喜酒啊……", "target": "哎呀,一起加油呀。" }, { "source": "你熊!!!头像不是我么", "target": "哇你认得我头像啊那是人是鬼啊怎么没有头" }, { "source": "哇你认得我头像啊那是人是鬼啊怎么没有头", "target": "哼…" }, { "source": "哼…", "target": "你到底认不认得我头像啊" }, { "source": "你到底认不认得我头像啊", "target": "不认识" }, { "source": "不认识", "target": "哎我也不认识" }, { "source": "哎我也不认识", "target": "那不要用这个" }, { "source": "那不要用这个", "target": "先用着可能会有人认得" }, { "source": "先用着可能会有人认得", "target": "你熊!!" }, { "source": "生日快乐哦", "target": "谢谢乐橙们" }, { "source": "谢谢乐橙们", "target": "嘻嘻,这是乐橙该做的哦" }, { "source": "买车啦?", "target": "这是好几年前的照片啦,车不是我买的呐" }, { "source": "这是好几年前的照片啦,车不是我买的呐", "target": "哈哈我以为最近的" }, { "source": "哈哈我以为最近的", "target": "看看都不像哇" }, { "source": "看看都不像哇", "target": "最近有没有更帅" }, { "source": "最近有没有更帅", "target": "肯定的嘛,不帅就得死啊" }, { "source": "肯定的嘛,不帅就得死啊", "target": "是小样吧,帅的不行啦" }, { "source": "是小样吧,帅的不行啦", "target": "哈哈,我不敢这么说啊,我不是自恋的人" }, { "source": "哈哈,我不敢这么说啊,我不是自恋的人", "target": "少来哈哈认识你那么久我知道的" }, { "source": "生日快乐小仙女", "target": "哈哈哈谢谢啦" }, { "source": "还不睡", "target": "一样一样" }, { "source": "一样一样", "target": "我明天上午回学校越要早起越睡不着我现在好捉急" }, { "source": "我明天上午回学校越要早起越睡不着我现在好捉急", "target": "不急,不睡就可以了,明天再睡" }, { "source": "不急,不睡就可以了,明天再睡", "target": "不行我明天下午还要出去玩" }, { "source": "不行我明天下午还要出去玩", "target": "好吧,不回的节奏…" }, { "source": "好吧,不回的节奏…", "target": "你明天在寝室么" }, { "source": "你在哪?", "target": "他死了。" }, { "source": "他死了。", "target": "他为什么会死?" }, { "source": "他为什么会死?", "target": "不知道可能心理问题把。" }, { "source": "不知道可能心理问题把。", "target": "嗯懂了!" }, { "source": "嗯懂了!", "target": "嗯嗯你也是喔不要想不开要开心呢..!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯你也是喔不要想不开要开心呢..!", "target": "会的会的!" }, { "source": "会的会的!", "target": "呵呵嗯嗯.." }, { "source": "呵呵嗯嗯..", "target": "哈哈哈!你也是哦,好了,还不睡觉" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!你也是哦,好了,还不睡觉", "target": "我来自加拿大的..我们这里下午。。" }, { "source": "我来自加拿大的..我们这里下午。。", "target": "好吧!" }, { "source": "买车?", "target": "问车" }, { "source": "邱老师总能发现美", "target": "告别之前好好看看" }, { "source": "我咋觉得哥哥越长越没有弟弟好看", "target": "都差不多" }, { "source": "哇,去西安了啊", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "对的", "target": "我上个月才去过,感觉好吃的太多" }, { "source": "我上个月才去过,感觉好吃的太多", "target": "哇推荐推荐!" }, { "source": "做书签啊?", "target": "不会吧我是夹在历史笔记本那里特意夹得很后面免得要翻开哈哈只要有香味就好了~" }, { "source": "不会吧我是夹在历史笔记本那里特意夹得很后面免得要翻开哈哈只要有香味就好了~", "target": "哈哈带回家了?" }, { "source": "长沙这么暖?", "target": "是的呀,特别每天遛狗归来特别热" }, { "source": "一言难尽", "target": "先说结果" }, { "source": "先说结果", "target": "结果就是没啥关系了" }, { "source": "为人父母也多少会有些共鸣,感到气愤", "target": "现在也上升不到其他,顶多不让她当家庭。然后背后数落。" }, { "source": "现在也上升不到其他,顶多不让她当家庭。然后背后数落。", "target": "感觉这种么蛾子都要重罚一下,就跟当初放过了讹人的老太太,现在全国都有老人讹人事件,当初要是重判一下谁还敢效仿讹人?这件事也一样,没人管其他人难道不会效仿么,默默搞事情谁也不会知道" }, { "source": "感觉这种么蛾子都要重罚一下,就跟当初放过了讹人的老太太,现在全国都有老人讹人事件,当初要是重判一下谁还敢效仿讹人?这件事也一样,没人管其他人难道不会效仿么,默默搞事情谁也不会知道", "target": "这跟钱没关系,是行为,上升不到那么重" }, { "source": "又跑到黄山去了啊,我还准备,放假去玩玩", "target": "还没毕业?" }, { "source": "还没毕业?", "target": "明年6月份啊,你是傻了吗?到时候给你代购化妆品,亲弟弟良心价" }, { "source": "手机里app吗我最近刚卸载现在这么有意思啦?再安回来", "target": "是的呀,十分精致,复杂及庞大,我的小人儿都要认不过来了" }, { "source": "水果捞,香蕉切!", "target": "提前吃晚饭" }, { "source": "提前吃晚饭", "target": "我已经开启睡前洗漱模式了" }, { "source": "蓝蓝的天空中飘着朵朵的白云~", "target": "朵朵白云是昨晚的夜空。" }, { "source": "药可以多吃", "target": "我又没病!" }, { "source": "只要你想,梦就可以继续.....时间阻挡不了梦想", "target": "梦想是不会完结的,请热血到最后一刻。" }, { "source": "梦想是不会完结的,请热血到最后一刻。", "target": "一起热血起来哈…人生就是不停地战斗…" }, { "source": "想知道玩吧的沈曼是你?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我记得冬天还会盼下雪,盯着窗外看,一下雪就放假的!", "target": "岑山脚下的横中真好!!想它了" }, { "source": "岑山脚下的横中真好!!想它了", "target": "偶尔想起以前高中生活会那么感伤一下。。" }, { "source": "偶尔想起以前高中生活会那么感伤一下。。", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "你赞个什么劲", "target": "赞也能回复?。。" }, { "source": "赞也能回复?。。", "target": "当然能无所不能" }, { "source": "去岛国呢?", "target": "嗯…" }, { "source": "正好看到亲我来抓你的。。。我们曾默默交换过东西嗯你应该懂昂我换了挂手机上鸟这两天估计有事求帮忙", "target": "姐,你换名字干吗啊" }, { "source": "姐,你换名字干吗啊", "target": "这个是我自己的皮。。我那时候用站子皮跟你勾搭的。。额" }, { "source": "到家了?", "target": "嗯,刚洗完澡" }, { "source": "鸟叔不会飞。", "target": "请给我一阵骤风,让我扶摇直上云天。" }, { "source": "请给我一阵骤风,让我扶摇直上云天。", "target": "呼~呼~~" }, { "source": "呼~呼~~", "target": "这还真是人工的啊!" }, { "source": "这还真是人工的啊!", "target": "对滴呀" }, { "source": "对滴呀", "target": "风力不够打啊!" }, { "source": "风力不够打啊!", "target": "它是龙卷风" }, { "source": "它是龙卷风", "target": "好吧,来让鸟哥带你飞行!" }, { "source": "大叔们都木有怜香惜玉的吗?", "target": "木有公交车站一个小时,这下子汽车又晚点,我还得候车一个多小时" }, { "source": "木有公交车站一个小时,这下子汽车又晚点,我还得候车一个多小时", "target": "通过你坎坷的回家路,我突然明白为什么妹子需要找高帅富了,一下课就有专职司机和舒服的跑车等在校门口准备送你回家的赶脚,那真是无法抵抗……" }, { "source": "有没有韩剧和美剧推荐的", "target": "青春时代和青春时代2" }, { "source": "你换岗位了?", "target": "木有啊。。。看发的公司不一样的话,区域可以不在东南亚。。" }, { "source": "木有啊。。。看发的公司不一样的话,区域可以不在东南亚。。", "target": "你是做售后?" }, { "source": "你是做售后?", "target": "算是销售" }, { "source": "肥蕉只求平淡。", "target": "沉浮世界,平淡难求…" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你要跳海啊不能啊~", "target": "电影票不能退,我得看完再跳" }, { "source": "你吃谁醋啊", "target": "重点是图" }, { "source": "重点是图", "target": "你回去了啊" }, { "source": "你回去了啊", "target": "对啊。。你又不跟我玩。。" }, { "source": "对啊。。你又不跟我玩。。", "target": "自己回去的啊" }, { "source": "自己回去的啊", "target": "嗯。。然后又自己来了。。" }, { "source": "嗯。。然后又自己来了。。", "target": "来来来我收留你" }, { "source": "外套只有一个颜色吗?", "target": "嗯,一个颜色" }, { "source": "原来晚上的教堂这么美,我只看过白天的", "target": "我喜欢晚上的教堂因为人少哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "千万别逃课很可能会点名", "target": "你又知道.." }, { "source": "你又知道..", "target": "我有预感~~哈哈" }, { "source": "我有预感~~哈哈", "target": "晚安~好梦" }, { "source": "晚安~好梦", "target": "晚安~~" }, { "source": "南非", "target": "开矿啊?给你挖几颗钻石好不?" }, { "source": "开矿啊?给你挖几颗钻石好不?", "target": "出产矿石的么??我要海洋之心" }, { "source": "绿豆沙最好吃了。。。", "target": "于是刚吃了一只雪糕还要吃面包" }, { "source": "你盖的是枕巾吗?", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "头像不错", "target": "你叔我呀" }, { "source": "你叔我呀", "target": "你竟然那么年轻" }, { "source": "你竟然那么年轻", "target": "我和你都有代沟了,,,年轻个P呀。。。" }, { "source": "我和你都有代沟了,,,年轻个P呀。。。", "target": "三年一代沟,请问有几条" }, { "source": "三年一代沟,请问有几条", "target": "待老夫仔细数一数。。。精确到十位数可好。。。" }, { "source": "我饱了,全留给你了", "target": "肉都被你吃了" }, { "source": "放假回家了?", "target": "对呀,好像又要下雪了,好冷" }, { "source": "对呀,好像又要下雪了,好冷", "target": "今年就是特别冷。不过放假了,待在被窝里就行了" }, { "source": "早安师傅。", "target": "你怎么不陪我玩游戏呢?!名媛儿就这么有魅力吗?!" }, { "source": "你怎么不陪我玩游戏呢?!名媛儿就这么有魅力吗?!", "target": "我没和他玩啊,他和别人玩的。" }, { "source": "我没和他玩啊,他和别人玩的。", "target": "没问你!辩白什么!!" }, { "source": "没问你!辩白什么!!", "target": "不好好上班,得瑟啥!" }, { "source": "不好好上班,得瑟啥!", "target": "我工作做完了,等接客呢。" }, { "source": "别做梦了,我去年买了两个,一个小了一个大了", "target": "我今年买了拍照给你看" }, { "source": "我今年买了拍照给你看", "target": "你是要证明胸比我小吗" }, { "source": "你是要证明胸比我小吗", "target": "我真的买," }, { "source": "下面塔A字裙会更美哎", "target": "我只有伞裙和波点包臀裙" }, { "source": "在这环境谈个小恋爱不错", "target": "非常适合情侣吃饭的地方,浪漫极了。" }, { "source": "非常适合情侣吃饭的地方,浪漫极了。", "target": "那你以后和你的小哥哥经常去哪地方浪漫之旅" }, { "source": "那你以后和你的小哥哥经常去哪地方浪漫之旅", "target": "肯定会去的,多么好的氛围呀……有情饮水饱" }, { "source": "肯定会去的,多么好的氛围呀……有情饮水饱", "target": "等吧。。等。。。快了吧" }, { "source": "等吧。。等。。。快了吧", "target": "你在等谁呀?" }, { "source": "你在等谁呀?", "target": "你在等你心中的白马王爷,你的小哥哥" }, { "source": "你在等你心中的白马王爷,你的小哥哥", "target": "哦,你怎么知道?太神奇了……" }, { "source": "哦,你怎么知道?太神奇了……", "target": "我怎么不知道呢" }, { "source": "下午好,立春好心情。", "target": "立春吉祥" }, { "source": "等你发新歌!爱你!", "target": "爱你啊" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "这样会让很多人心碎的" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "哈哈,晚安" }, { "source": "身体健康最重要!化险为夷么么哒", "target": "是的没有身体什么都白搭……" }, { "source": "传统的传承让人感动。", "target": "让人感慨。。。" }, { "source": "多喝水,早睡觉,少玩手机和电脑~", "target": "少玩手机和电脑不冲突吧" }, { "source": "少玩手机和电脑不冲突吧", "target": "少玩就多休息了~" }, { "source": "去吧,记得带块新肥皂。", "target": "哈哈,单纯点妹纸" }, { "source": "哈哈,单纯点妹纸", "target": "其实我很单纯的" }, { "source": "冬天也是一天洗一次澡吗", "target": "不洗受不了的,自己心理真的接受不了" }, { "source": "哎呦,你的伟大理想吓死宝宝了", "target": "毕竟从小胸有大志" }, { "source": "老挝签证需要提前办吗?", "target": "可以落地但是提前签更方便" }, { "source": "可以落地但是提前签更方便", "target": "昨天提议说要明天去。。。我也是醉了" }, { "source": "怎么了思密达,抱抱", "target": "小飞他爸没了" }, { "source": "小飞他爸没了", "target": "怎么回事" }, { "source": "你这在机场待几天了", "target": "哥这回要真走了…来年比比谁能瘦成闪电吧…" }, { "source": "哥这回要真走了…来年比比谁能瘦成闪电吧…", "target": "没问题我已经55了且那个问题现在我这边就有答案了" }, { "source": "做啥运动啦", "target": "深蹲" }, { "source": "今年已经吃过n个的飘过", "target": "我这儿不热所以" }, { "source": "我这儿不热所以", "target": "热的时候捧着半个啃根本不解气啊…" }, { "source": "要蒜不要?", "target": "来两块" }, { "source": "来两块", "target": "刚剥好,再给你捣点蒜汁,浇上去。" }, { "source": "刚剥好,再给你捣点蒜汁,浇上去。", "target": "棒极了~" }, { "source": "棒极了~", "target": "这是哪个饭店?" }, { "source": "这是哪个饭店?", "target": "哈哈哈这才是重点" }, { "source": "哈哈哈这才是重点", "target": "在哪里?" }, { "source": "这个520没什么好说了,已经单身这么多年了,有什么说的", "target": "万一脱单愿望成真呢" }, { "source": "想养蓝猫", "target": "这个吗!?" }, { "source": "我也超级喜欢番茄", "target": "超好吃" }, { "source": "我这37度,我回家的时候就能穿外套啦", "target": "这场雨下的你回来可以穿袄子了" }, { "source": "这场雨下的你回来可以穿袄子了", "target": "不至于吧,卫衣应该就可以了吧" }, { "source": "不至于吧,卫衣应该就可以了吧", "target": "一场秋雨一场寒嘛" }, { "source": "你是什么学校的呢?", "target": "你是浙中大的!" }, { "source": "你是浙中大的!", "target": "医高专" }, { "source": "哥哥你比我也黑了么", "target": "不是一直比你黑?" }, { "source": "不是一直比你黑?", "target": "我记得一直我比较黑咋接你还没有睡来来" }, { "source": "我记得一直我比较黑咋接你还没有睡来来", "target": "刚下班回来" }, { "source": "好帅的发型怎么扎", "target": "半丸子头科普一下" }, { "source": "用手撑着头睡吧", "target": "他看得见我闭眼睛的.." }, { "source": "他看得见我闭眼睛的..", "target": "你们的培训课课真严苛~" }, { "source": "我有年假,约时间", "target": "猴猴猴啊婉琳呢?" }, { "source": "猴猴猴啊婉琳呢?", "target": "地点、时间,最好是4月左右" }, { "source": "地点、时间,最好是4月左右", "target": "四月有清明节啊咱要是清明出去就可以省个年休假出来" }, { "source": "四月有清明节啊咱要是清明出去就可以省个年休假出来", "target": "那才三天啊我到哈尔滨来回就要用将近两天" }, { "source": "真好看真人真的更精致一笑还有两个小梨涡牙齿笑起来也好看我已经看完了唱歌也带感", "target": "牙齿不好看啊" }, { "source": "牙齿不好看啊", "target": "蛮齐的啊牙还不龅" }, { "source": "猜猜哪个是我啦啦啦海大师真是太棒了!!!", "target": "我会再接再厉的!" }, { "source": "我会再接再厉的!", "target": "嘻嘻嘻期待!" }, { "source": "太会烧了!住在你家里,减肥是梦想啊!", "target": "哈哈哈,是说老,唉。。。有机会再来我家吃饭" }, { "source": "99999!坐等吃喜酒", "target": "将是一个大聚会!哈哈!" }, { "source": "为什么我们没有运动会!!", "target": "额....这个嘛~你们老师太懒了" }, { "source": "额....这个嘛~你们老师太懒了", "target": "别的院都有但是我们院没有好奇怪" }, { "source": "别的院都有但是我们院没有好奇怪", "target": "这个~我们是校运会,院运会丢人就算啦,哎" }, { "source": "是盖上橙子盖蒸还是不用盖就蒸?", "target": "不用盖" }, { "source": "等你的食物", "target": "等着吧" }, { "source": "我有一兜子网球给它玩", "target": "网球让它咬的老破了皮都快没了" }, { "source": "好久回峨眉", "target": "想我了?" }, { "source": "想我了?", "target": "废话" }, { "source": "废话", "target": "走一路回去撒" }, { "source": "走一路回去撒", "target": "我周五走你好久" }, { "source": "我周五走你好久", "target": "我1号才回去!" }, { "source": "我1号才回去!", "target": "说个屁!" }, { "source": "我女朋友走失了你看到没有,吃完石锅拌饭没有回来", "target": "没看见" }, { "source": "没看见", "target": "你在哪呢还不回来" }, { "source": "你在哪呢还不回来", "target": "啊哈??" }, { "source": "啊哈??", "target": "快到碗里来" }, { "source": "快到碗里来", "target": "不去" }, { "source": "所以早上赖床了么", "target": "以为会睡到十一二点的结果八点多就起床了" }, { "source": "以为会睡到十一二点的结果八点多就起床了", "target": "……好浪费吗" }, { "source": "我今天打了一上午", "target": "宝宝生病惹!" }, { "source": "宝宝生病惹!", "target": "你咋的了" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "谢谢哦~" }, { "source": "又来凑热闹", "target": "不可以索" }, { "source": "不可以索", "target": "你拽" }, { "source": "你拽", "target": "还是你拽些" }, { "source": "夜猫子!", "target": "额,你不是一样的夜猫子,不过我是因为酒醒!九点就睡了的,刚醒来……" }, { "source": "把眼镜戴上!", "target": "咋啦" }, { "source": "咋啦", "target": "不戴眼镜磨个皮你都成无脸男了" }, { "source": "美人在怀,多美吧", "target": "额,想多了啊,闯。。。" }, { "source": "额,想多了啊,闯。。。", "target": "哈哈,不用解释,我懂我懂" }, { "source": "你们太有爱了,真的好羡慕,郑州什么时候可以飘一朵雪花呢?", "target": "才几个小时外面都已经积雪了。。。。。很快就会飘去北方的!" }, { "source": "才几个小时外面都已经积雪了。。。。。很快就会飘去北方的!", "target": "盼望着,盼望着。。。" }, { "source": "盼望着,盼望着。。。", "target": "你们北方人应该对这种下雪天很习以为常了吧" }, { "source": "晚上打游戏叫我", "target": "你怎么知道我是在打游戏?" }, { "source": "你怎么知道我是在打游戏?", "target": "因为我也打呢" }, { "source": "因为我也打呢", "target": "看到我了一定是。。" }, { "source": "看到我了一定是。。", "target": "下次打,叫我" }, { "source": "下次打,叫我", "target": "网瘾少女。" }, { "source": "吃饭了么?", "target": "今天耽误了,没按时开饭" }, { "source": "今天耽误了,没按时开饭", "target": "先运动运动,再吃饭饭,更香" }, { "source": "先运动运动,再吃饭饭,更香", "target": "今天的损失已经补回来了" }, { "source": "大妞辛苦", "target": "吃饱了就好多了" }, { "source": "一个人最酷啦!", "target": "饭卡找到了么。" }, { "source": "饭卡找到了么。", "target": "还没" }, { "source": "还没", "target": "那怎么吃饭。" }, { "source": "那怎么吃饭。", "target": "先用室友的" }, { "source": "先用室友的", "target": "哦好的诶。" }, { "source": "我和朋友的秘密基地不告诉别人", "target": "好吧!" }, { "source": "好多人问咖喱最喜欢吃什么,我来告诉你。", "target": "这个意思???" }, { "source": "文艺琪", "target": "名字打错差评" }, { "source": "名字打错差评", "target": "文艺琦" }, { "source": "文艺琦", "target": "还是错了" }, { "source": "还是错了", "target": "文艺绮" }, { "source": "文艺绮", "target": "感天动地" }, { "source": "躺着中枪的人路过", "target": "我这些年多怨念,你懂的" }, { "source": "洗头多麻烦", "target": "编头发的乐趣和成就感远大于此嘛!!" }, { "source": "玩过一次猴子,不大行", "target": "买了不会用,大招用来逃跑啦" }, { "source": "加油,你是最胖的", "target": "已经活不下去了怎么办" }, { "source": "你饿得很么。。。。", "target": "就是,小二上酸菜" }, { "source": "就是,小二上酸菜", "target": "喊你的翠花给你上。。。" }, { "source": "求资源", "target": "发给你了" }, { "source": "我刚刚点了汉堡包嘻嘻", "target": "瘦了不起吗" }, { "source": "瘦了不起吗", "target": "饿啊饿死我了" }, { "source": "求478未拼接的原图谢谢", "target": "不好意思啦未拼图的原图已经删了" }, { "source": "看到联发科就害怕", "target": "别怕有魅蓝" }, { "source": "别怕有魅蓝", "target": "魅蓝真旗舰" }, { "source": "看你的腹肌拍了拍自己的肚皮", "target": "腹肌不敢称你也可以的" }, { "source": "`````````师妹是什么意思????回来了么现在", "target": "师妹就是我~!" }, { "source": "师妹就是我~!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你是师妹啊······哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "融不进画风你应该放我们那张三个人合照", "target": "哈哈我是想表达每一张都融入不进去" }, { "source": "下水道一般出来的不是男神,。圣诞快乐,小仙女。", "target": "圣诞快乐" }, { "source": "小米之家可以预定?", "target": "可以,但名额有限,名额内全款预购,3号当天就能提货" }, { "source": "刚到西宁夜里就发烧了清晨临时买的机票", "target": "咋又发烧了" }, { "source": "养生酸奶", "target": "你养生喝辣酸奶?" }, { "source": "你养生喝辣酸奶?", "target": "我说红枣生姜" }, { "source": "觉得你带长耳饰真的是很美的", "target": "超喜欢长耳饰" }, { "source": "你吻过", "target": "梦到过" }, { "source": "你是指头发?", "target": "手机效果不好·其实裤子·衣服颜色都是黄的··好尴尬啊" }, { "source": "手机效果不好·其实裤子·衣服颜色都是黄的··好尴尬啊", "target": "裤子看出来了,衣服没有!" }, { "source": "单身狗,汪汪", "target": "你孩子多大了" }, { "source": "你孩子多大了", "target": "还没结婚" }, { "source": "一不小心一赞赞到底了", "target": "都不好好上班" }, { "source": "都不好好上班", "target": "哎呦,比心~" }, { "source": "我还记得我信誓旦旦的和室友说我这次双十一应该不会超过400", "target": "马云太可怕了" }, { "source": "马云太可怕了", "target": "不是他太可怕…是我太穷了" }, { "source": "不是他太可怕…是我太穷了", "target": "你总能一语揭穿人生的真相" }, { "source": "我怎么这么好看嘻嘻嘻", "target": "因为好看都在一起玩" }, { "source": "如何忘记暗恋的人", "target": "追上就忘了" }, { "source": "想找她又不敢找,不过前几天终于忍不住跟她说了几句话,仅仅几句话就觉得很幸福,怀念以前无话不说的时候,不过她也有了她的生活,有了新的伴侣,也不想去打扰哈哈哈", "target": "感同身受痛苦啊" }, { "source": "感同身受痛苦啊", "target": "什么都不能说,不过也蛮好的" }, { "source": "什么都不能说,不过也蛮好的", "target": "一点也不好" }, { "source": "一点也不好", "target": "那又能怎么办呢" }, { "source": "帅哥帅哥帅哥", "target": "是的都是大帅哥啊" }, { "source": "“要记住历史,不要记住仇恨”", "target": "不管记住什么,我们要自尊自爱自强!" }, { "source": "把钱都攒下来给我买好吃的", "target": "那你现在立刻出现我面前给我机会啊" }, { "source": "那你现在立刻出现我面前给我机会啊", "target": "后天给你机会" }, { "source": "马上好运连连来......绝对要来", "target": "恩恩。自我嘲讽,朝着品质生活出发!!!!" }, { "source": "恩恩。自我嘲讽,朝着品质生活出发!!!!", "target": "对的对的。" }, { "source": "大佬,早上好!", "target": "各位大佬,早上好" }, { "source": "南孚聚能环,用完汽车还可以用遥控器", "target": "你上次换的奥迪就是用的南孚吧。。。" }, { "source": "你上次换的奥迪就是用的南孚吧。。。", "target": "是奔驰" }, { "source": "是奔驰", "target": "对,你换的是大奔,我忘了。。" }, { "source": "而且我用别人的号开车各种炸穿玩儿一天赢一局", "target": "我昨天打了一局13个头" }, { "source": "我昨天打了一局13个头", "target": "回国了带你翻车" }, { "source": "回国了带你翻车", "target": "不玩国服" }, { "source": "不玩国服", "target": "这就很尴尬了" }, { "source": "这就很尴尬了", "target": "叫我中路carry老光女我都还没满级呢美服玩的少" }, { "source": "叫我中路carry老光女我都还没满级呢美服玩的少", "target": "可以可以非常可以再练练补刀的话那就更棒了" }, { "source": "健,我回家了,会回来看你的", "target": "哦好久回去的" }, { "source": "哦好久回去的", "target": "月底,最迟八月初,你保重。不要太想我" }, { "source": "月底,最迟八月初,你保重。不要太想我", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "好的", "target": "放心,我会照顾好笑笑的" }, { "source": "放心,我会照顾好笑笑的", "target": "好的不要整哭了" }, { "source": "好的不要整哭了", "target": "她不会哭,有奶奶喝就行" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "怀挺!!!" }, { "source": "怀挺!!!", "target": "给你打气,为你欢呼,为你祝福" }, { "source": "米宝姐这是你吗", "target": "真的是我" }, { "source": "真的是我", "target": "吓死我了" }, { "source": "吓死我了", "target": "姐有这么恐怖么?" }, { "source": "我在头疼,感冒了,难受", "target": "你咋这么不小心阿" }, { "source": "来武汉也不说不来医院看看我", "target": "明天才知克" }, { "source": "你都没死,我怎么可能死~~~", "target": "丢丢长大了" }, { "source": "教主要唱歌哇,期待", "target": "继续加油" }, { "source": "你是来比素颜谁最美的吧…完全无瑕疵好不好!", "target": "满脸的斑,真心不好意思说" }, { "source": "好生活", "target": "很好吃" }, { "source": "很好吃", "target": "下次请我吃吃" }, { "source": "你们认为对男的来说最重要的是什么?", "target": "衣品,人品,性格" }, { "source": "哇塞!口水流下来了!哪里的?", "target": "逢甲夜市这边,西屯区西屯路二段269。重庆水煮鱼,虾一定要点,好吃!" }, { "source": "逢甲夜市这边,西屯区西屯路二段269。重庆水煮鱼,虾一定要点,好吃!", "target": "太棒了!" }, { "source": "太棒了!", "target": "对,就是分量不多,湾湾餐馆你懂得,我们点的大份都很小" }, { "source": "对,就是分量不多,湾湾餐馆你懂得,我们点的大份都很小", "target": "这对于能吃的人如何是好" }, { "source": "这对于能吃的人如何是好", "target": "也是尽力了" }, { "source": "林忆莲四五年前的歌", "target": "想听而已" }, { "source": "晚安晚安吧", "target": "我的小媳妇乖乖晚安" }, { "source": "我的小媳妇乖乖晚安", "target": "晚安芬芬姐" }, { "source": "华为的手机无论如何都不担心卖不出去吧,线下也很强大的啊", "target": "你也不上京东看看,自营的就有多少前两年的机子。难道还不是因为卖不出去?!" }, { "source": "你也不上京东看看,自营的就有多少前两年的机子。难道还不是因为卖不出去?!", "target": "不,是因为还有人买,我刚看了一下,例如华为麦芒5,16年的机子了,现在还是有人买啊,还是有评价的更新" }, { "source": "二哥!!!!!!!!!你懂的!!!!", "target": "不懂得" }, { "source": "小伙伴们来互换吧", "target": "我要三个富强其他换" }, { "source": "我要三个富强其他换", "target": "私聊吧" }, { "source": "日子是真的会好过很多我和我舍友的对比她谈恋爱瘦了十斤左右吧而我一直在胖…", "target": "我谈不谈恋爱都一直胖…" }, { "source": "我谈不谈恋爱都一直胖…", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈因为你吃得好" }, { "source": "阳光一样温暖的土姐", "target": "确实温暖" }, { "source": "多肉。。。趁店家没注意掰个叶子回去发芽", "target": "能发芽么?!" }, { "source": "凌乱美", "target": "果然懂得欣赏!" }, { "source": "曾经最爱的周杰伦一首歌~", "target": "一直是" }, { "source": "你们还没回来?", "target": "回来了。你玩美了?" }, { "source": "说白了,我是在害怕如果回来的话只能做那种认识的朋友了。毕竟我们被时间冲散了那么久", "target": "时间确实很久了,久的我都已经忘记了当初我们到底是怎么了,说真的,一直以来你是我很不愿意提起的人,每次翻起以前的日记里面都有你,还有你送我的本子里面写给我的话,看完后只能默默的合上" }, { "source": "时间确实很久了,久的我都已经忘记了当初我们到底是怎么了,说真的,一直以来你是我很不愿意提起的人,每次翻起以前的日记里面都有你,还有你送我的本子里面写给我的话,看完后只能默默的合上", "target": "被时间冲散那么久,我突然很庆幸,不管中间发生了多少不幸,现在的我们都很幸福" }, { "source": "短头发可以嘛", "target": "短发很酷" }, { "source": "短发很酷", "target": "应该很少男生喜欢短头发的" }, { "source": "买蓝色的了!", "target": "嗯!还有个灰的平常带" }, { "source": "一锅鸡肉里放两大块榴莲炖啦", "target": "味道好吃吗!!" }, { "source": "味道好吃吗!!", "target": "还行,挺特别的的" }, { "source": "身材真的没谁了", "target": "练起来" }, { "source": "成熟的标志是什么?就是妈妈不叫你穿秋裤你自己已穿上了秋裤~", "target": "好可怕我不要长大!" }, { "source": "期待你的新鲜事", "target": "也期待你哦" }, { "source": "也期待你哦", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "清早一碗冒着热气的羊汤", "target": "再冷点现在要喝点通便的" }, { "source": "平胸", "target": "你是不会夸人啊" }, { "source": "参加婚礼堵了一天吃了一天昨晚还三点睡,教师生物钟六点起,可以飞升了", "target": "今天好多结婚的啊!我就是早上被鞭炮炸醒的,刚才出去刷户外路过饭馆居然还有吃婚宴的" }, { "source": "今天好多结婚的啊!我就是早上被鞭炮炸醒的,刚才出去刷户外路过饭馆居然还有吃婚宴的", "target": "大家都不容易" }, { "source": "大家都不容易", "target": "真的,生物钟这事儿怎么办啊!我都愁死了,还指望这几天能多睡会儿呢" }, { "source": "闭嘴,上海!", "target": "去上海太可怕" }, { "source": "去上海太可怕", "target": "嗯嗯想想都可怕" }, { "source": "嗯嗯想想都可怕", "target": "去那边会想死你的" }, { "source": "去那边会想死你的", "target": "怎么可能" }, { "source": "在办公室笑的喘不过气", "target": "这样对我好吗,蛋宝" }, { "source": "这样对我好吗,蛋宝", "target": "笑死我了这快递到底咋回事" }, { "source": "笑死我了这快递到底咋回事", "target": "谁知道了,跑丢了" }, { "source": "你跑到大连去了?", "target": "嗯嗯~" }, { "source": "嗯嗯~", "target": "没有课啊?" }, { "source": "没有课啊?", "target": "有。请假了" }, { "source": "手机离线攒了好多电影终于有机会看了", "target": "机智" }, { "source": "你想到了什么?我想到了金箍棒", "target": "那咱俩想一块去了" }, { "source": "你看你不走多痛苦啊,我们也舍不得你,可是我还是想你早些解脱", "target": "痛苦死了" }, { "source": "早安~", "target": "中午好我去比赛啦" }, { "source": "中午好我去比赛啦", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "头发有了营养也会显得光彩熠熠的", "target": "吃饱营养的头发才会神采奕奕~" }, { "source": "我也想知道,羡慕有气质的人", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "基本上姐现在就只跟她互动了。", "target": "人家正在热恋期呢" }, { "source": "人家正在热恋期呢", "target": "哈哈哈,终于要出柜了。" }, { "source": "蹭你一波热度哈哈哈哈哈第一次见到知名博主很开心哦", "target": "你怕是石乐志哦" }, { "source": "你怕是石乐志哦", "target": "膨胀了膨胀了圆圆" }, { "source": "注意身体啊!", "target": "徒弟,我在减肥呢" }, { "source": "徒弟,我在减肥呢", "target": "你不至于呢吧" }, { "source": "你不至于呢吧", "target": "徒弟,我现在胖的不得了,不信你去问问亚红。" }, { "source": "怎么生小千千", "target": "这个。。。教授最后应该还是有办法的吧。。。" }, { "source": "这个。。。教授最后应该还是有办法的吧。。。", "target": "开头很甜蜜呀,心情看的大好" }, { "source": "已经在家呆了一晚上了真好", "target": "告诉我你一晚上胖了多少" }, { "source": "要不多看些你们专业的书", "target": "那是可以看书,我还带了两本回来,我们一开学,10月份就要考试又到了考试月,想想都累" }, { "source": "灯泡会说话了", "target": "啥!" }, { "source": "啥!", "target": "灯才会让世界亮啊!!" }, { "source": "灯才会让世界亮啊!!", "target": "你好坏!" }, { "source": "哪里哪里,爱是平等", "target": "兄妹情深" }, { "source": "打脸打脸打脸!", "target": "今早成功树旗" }, { "source": "倒数第二次这样领钱了吧~~今天晚上忽然觉得要走了。。", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "这牌子哪个国家的啊。泡沫面膜效果是什么啊?", "target": "我写了四个牌子你说哪个?" }, { "source": "我写了四个牌子你说哪个?", "target": "我说你最后说的这个泡沫浓密滴," }, { "source": "人年少时", "target": "一定要让深爱的人受伤" }, { "source": "一定要让深爱的人受伤", "target": "在这相思的深夜里" }, { "source": "在这相思的深夜里", "target": "你是否一样" }, { "source": "你是否一样", "target": "一样静静追悔感伤" }, { "source": "一样静静追悔感伤", "target": "让我往后的时光" }, { "source": "让我往后的时光", "target": "每当有感叹" }, { "source": "每当有感叹", "target": "总想起当天的星光" }, { "source": "总想起当天的星光", "target": "你都如何回忆我" }, { "source": "你都如何回忆我", "target": "带着笑或是很沉默" }, { "source": "带着笑或是很沉默", "target": "这些年来" }, { "source": "这些年来", "target": "有没有人能让你不寂寞" }, { "source": "有没有人能让你不寂寞", "target": "我宁愿犯错" }, { "source": "我宁愿犯错", "target": "不愿错过" }, { "source": "不愿错过", "target": "年华似水流" }, { "source": "年华似水流", "target": "爱恨悠悠" }, { "source": "爱恨悠悠", "target": "沉默不该是这场戏里停格镜头" }, { "source": "沉默不该是这场戏里停格镜头", "target": "爱为什么不能够相守" }, { "source": "爱为什么不能够相守", "target": "你给我的理由" }, { "source": "你给我的理由", "target": "我只能用一生触摸?" }, { "source": "我只能用一生触摸?", "target": "为了见你一面我会愿意" }, { "source": "哈哈维维的生日快乐", "target": "我一个人的胖鱼" }, { "source": "我一个人的胖鱼", "target": "是了是了" }, { "source": "小屁孩儿,什么时候回来啊", "target": "姐,上个周末回来了一趟,可是基本都在练车和上网。下次回来再去找你耍" }, { "source": "姐,上个周末回来了一趟,可是基本都在练车和上网。下次回来再去找你耍", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "啧……结婚才是重要的", "target": "没有可供结婚的男盆予啊。。。。" }, { "source": "没有可供结婚的男盆予啊。。。。", "target": "没有男碰有也可以直接结呗~" }, { "source": "长沙麻辣锅多一间一间找", "target": "你在长沙?" }, { "source": "短发?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "自卑,最怕麻烦别人,喜欢独来独往,容易依赖一个人,特别害怕失去,恋旧。", "target": "一样的呀,怕分离,恋旧" }, { "source": "你都说平时拉那些人要上班的不用就出来逛咯", "target": "拜托,我每次都周六去的,他们周六也要上班?" }, { "source": "拜托,我每次都周六去的,他们周六也要上班?", "target": "大大多数都是要上班啊少数才不用啊你以为那么好啊" }, { "source": "大大多数都是要上班啊少数才不用啊你以为那么好啊", "target": "一看你就是这种孩子" }, { "source": "一看你就是这种孩子", "target": "我晕" }, { "source": "我有10张敬业!!!!有需要的嘛?", "target": "还有吗?求赐敬业" }, { "source": "我滴天,牛总竟然大一!", "target": "我补修大一的课已经大三了" }, { "source": "这部剧演员的演技如果有人黑的话,那真是建议去洗洗眼睛了,毕竟快瞎了", "target": "它无眼黑,卸了它" }, { "source": "休息区不够福州调度说没人飞早班我呵呵", "target": "然后呢?" }, { "source": "然后呢?", "target": "然后早班走起啊~" }, { "source": "木鳖的果实", "target": "?-什么是木憋" }, { "source": "?-什么是木憋", "target": "一种葫芦科植物" }, { "source": "大叔帮我看看手相不", "target": "看你就是富贵命" }, { "source": "宜宾好吃的多", "target": "嗯嗯,就是这边吃的比我们辣" }, { "source": "我今天又因为想吃家里的东西而流泪了", "target": "快要回来了吧" }, { "source": "快要回来了吧", "target": "春节不回甘肃哦" }, { "source": "春节不回甘肃哦", "target": "啊…这样啊" }, { "source": "充了会员就为了发这个照片", "target": "看到这层火速问我朋友拿了对比图!" }, { "source": "我衣服上的像我!", "target": "你衣服上一头猪" }, { "source": "我一般三天才喂一次水", "target": "它渴了自己知不知道找水喝" }, { "source": "它渴了自己知不知道找水喝", "target": "不敢给它放水盆,水盆一放它就趴里面不出来,而且现在它比以前大了不少,水盆它已经趴不下了" }, { "source": "不敢给它放水盆,水盆一放它就趴里面不出来,而且现在它比以前大了不少,水盆它已经趴不下了", "target": "不用水盆嘛。就是那种小碗就可以了呀。" }, { "source": "已经在cp22上买到了普通版,就是不知道为啥cp22卖的好贵。好像95买的,朋友买的限定版花了120", "target": "CP22售价通常版90,含6张小卡和一枚戒指,外加一张特典。" }, { "source": "弱弱问一句……百合是说百合花瓣?", "target": "错了,不是,是百合,可以吃的一种" }, { "source": "我喜欢吃饼干!", "target": "我超爱的" }, { "source": "桂林有啥特产带点回来吃撒~", "target": "买了一点~看着不怎么好吃" }, { "source": "你脾气咋样", "target": "大的嘞" }, { "source": "没涂鸦也敢说棒!!!!", "target": "有啊!!!请刷新那么长的图,,,!!!!" }, { "source": "有啊!!!请刷新那么长的图,,,!!!!", "target": "有你阿姨" }, { "source": "有你阿姨", "target": "跪了," }, { "source": "地球人都阻止不了恨嫁的我", "target": "这个可以有!加油`" }, { "source": "晓慧好搓,我在哪呢", "target": "你躲起来了" }, { "source": "你躲起来了", "target": "我躲在哪呢" }, { "source": "我躲在哪呢", "target": "躲在后面!" }, { "source": "别难过男大不中留啊", "target": "什么乱七八糟的" }, { "source": "什么乱七八糟的", "target": "安慰一下你受伤的小心灵" }, { "source": "安慰一下你受伤的小心灵", "target": "拿猪头安慰" }, { "source": "拿猪头安慰", "target": "我只是觉得它很萌一个萌萌的猪宝静静的看着你会不会很治愈" }, { "source": "吴老师真潇洒,羡慕假期啊!", "target": "假期长了就无聊了" }, { "source": "韩亦青,你好", "target": "睁大眼睛看" }, { "source": "哈哈,春天来了,冬天还会远吗", "target": "而且讨厌的夏天就要来了" }, { "source": "求减肥良方", "target": "经历一次大伤加上少吃东西==" }, { "source": "经历一次大伤加上少吃东西==", "target": "啊?大伤这么可怜的啊。怕痛+嘴巴馋=我。" }, { "source": "手术完了然后会让鼻子改变??!", "target": "对呀,鼻子会变挺多的,照片嘛估计都没专门拍鼻子的诶,那张就是为了给鼻子留个纪念的哈哈" }, { "source": "对呀,鼻子会变挺多的,照片嘛估计都没专门拍鼻子的诶,那张就是为了给鼻子留个纪念的哈哈", "target": "在我见到你之后吗" }, { "source": "在我见到你之后吗", "target": "对呀那时已经做了手术啦,我知道你是想找借口看我的照片的,羞" }, { "source": "对呀那时已经做了手术啦,我知道你是想找借口看我的照片的,羞", "target": "找借口要你照片。晚安啦!!" }, { "source": "找借口要你照片。晚安啦!!", "target": "开个玩笑嘛别" }, { "source": "开个玩笑嘛别", "target": "然后我再珍藏了每天拿出来瞧瞧我真的要睡了哈晚安~" }, { "source": "这个话题是我蹭热搜用的蹭上了几万十几万百万都有可能你看我发的东西就知道而且这个话题跟超话关联了这个话题的阅读量都会送到超话里面", "target": "带超话其实更直接吧,何不都带了" }, { "source": "带超话其实更直接吧,何不都带了", "target": "带超话这些蹭热搜的都会出现在自己家话题里面话题主持人不知道情况的会给我屏蔽而且我一天蹭上很多次发话题里面太乱反正这个话题的阅读量都可以给超话一样的" }, { "source": "看来带孩子还是不累", "target": "就是累的才做梦啊" }, { "source": "要消灭人类吗", "target": "你觉得呢?" }, { "source": "你觉得呢?", "target": "为什么要消灭呢.." }, { "source": "为什么要消灭呢..", "target": "小冰冰长大了" }, { "source": "小冰冰长大了", "target": "你为你说过的话负责就好啦" }, { "source": "你为你说过的话负责就好啦", "target": "我想对你负责怎么办?" }, { "source": "我想对你负责怎么办?", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "不知道", "target": "知道了记得告诉我" }, { "source": "自家门口竖一个", "target": "。。" }, { "source": "没有高富帅,如果我再好看一半的话说不定有", "target": "同病相怜么。。" }, { "source": "同病相怜么。。", "target": "不是这样的!才不是同病相怜呢!喵!" }, { "source": "小伙子有前途!哈哈", "target": "曦该保佑不要被和谐~" }, { "source": "芳华好看死了!", "target": "最近忙到吐" }, { "source": "p的累不累?", "target": "她们P图都是乐在其中怎么会累?" }, { "source": "她们P图都是乐在其中怎么会累?", "target": "我看的累,每次都要确认是不是本人" }, { "source": "我看的累,每次都要确认是不是本人", "target": "你们俩我也很累" }, { "source": "欢迎若怡大神吗", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "我也今天生日生日快乐", "target": "生日快乐生日快乐" }, { "source": "“是否夸的太厉害了”是这个意思吧?", "target": "真聪明,回答完全正确,给你加十分!" }, { "source": "真聪明,回答完全正确,给你加十分!", "target": "看来猜对一些了!" }, { "source": "护肤品还是乖乖海淘吧,你最近要不要买什么", "target": "想买啊,想见面跟你商量" }, { "source": "想买啊,想见面跟你商量", "target": "我约了你几次了,反正我这次的东西已经都买完咯" }, { "source": "我约了你几次了,反正我这次的东西已经都买完咯", "target": "寄回来了吗?" }, { "source": "寄回来了吗?", "target": "就这几天" }, { "source": "就这几天", "target": "是就这几天准备发出来吗?" }, { "source": "长的帅吗我想看", "target": "不帅。" }, { "source": "不帅。", "target": "身材好吗身材好的话不帅也没关系" }, { "source": "身材好吗身材好的话不帅也没关系", "target": "有点黑。身材就那样吧。" }, { "source": "锻炼身体", "target": "是哦是哦" }, { "source": "对的,迎新的本质是传递温暖,所以你是最暖的", "target": "我其实也不是很想暖" }, { "source": "我其实也不是很想暖", "target": "怎么说呢,很多时候是性格决定的吧" }, { "source": "不带我", "target": "昨天你又说回家再吃~" }, { "source": "昨天你又说回家再吃~", "target": "什么???" }, { "source": "什么???", "target": "昨天你不是说回去再吃吗》》》???" }, { "source": "昨天你不是说回去再吃吗》》》???", "target": "没有啊~~我今晚要上去蹭你床,我把我的被子什么的都洗了~~" }, { "source": "没有啊~~我今晚要上去蹭你床,我把我的被子什么的都洗了~~", "target": "嗯嗯,行啊,今晚去跳舞去吧。。。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,行啊,今晚去跳舞去吧。。。", "target": "好吧~~" }, { "source": "好吧~~", "target": "那你待会上来吧,,,晚上七点十分出发。。。" }, { "source": "那你待会上来吧,,,晚上七点十分出发。。。", "target": "我不上去先~~" }, { "source": "老板还单身吗帅吗高吗", "target": "老板帅,结婚了,嫂子是我师姐,广州银行的" }, { "source": "饿了就吃呗", "target": "等餐" }, { "source": "我喜欢用摩拜,开锁方便,样子好看", "target": "摩拜那个看不到链条的,牙盘这么小踩起来特费力" }, { "source": "摩拜那个看不到链条的,牙盘这么小踩起来特费力", "target": "早就有新车了" }, { "source": "咱妈棒棒哒。", "target": "我妈没有你这样的儿子" }, { "source": "我妈没有你这样的儿子", "target": "可以有这样的女婿。" }, { "source": "...你为神马寒假回去我今年寒假不准备回去了,好吧,反正我们见面很方便。。。", "target": "我想家了呀。。。。寒假回去房子空关一个月就不会太心疼。。。" }, { "source": "我想家了呀。。。。寒假回去房子空关一个月就不会太心疼。。。", "target": "你已经搬好了么?" }, { "source": "你已经搬好了么?", "target": "没有啦五月底搬快啦到时过来纽约你就可以住啦" }, { "source": "没有啦五月底搬快啦到时过来纽约你就可以住啦", "target": "哈哈,你是一个人住吗?如果你不介意的话也可以来呼吸一下农村的新鲜空气,哈哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "哈哈,你是一个人住吗?如果你不介意的话也可以来呼吸一下农村的新鲜空气,哈哈哈哈!", "target": "还有两个女生三室一厅。好的呀你房子哪能啦" }, { "source": "我不喝酒都晕,哈哈", "target": "晕车?" }, { "source": "这有什么好赞的", "target": "我乐意点" }, { "source": "理科女人要淡定!", "target": "嗯,我淡定……" }, { "source": "我赞成,留个裤衩就够够的了", "target": "最好也别留" }, { "source": "最好也别留", "target": "听你的!" }, { "source": "女神我两个月下20现在出腹肌了皮一下嘻嘻嘻嘻", "target": "厉害什么方法" }, { "source": "戴套吃药不会错的说了又不好好听", "target": "你咋不听?" }, { "source": "你同事在调戏你,你反调戏他", "target": "噫不不" }, { "source": "你毕左业未", "target": "毕业啦" }, { "source": "毕业啦", "target": "师兄好" }, { "source": "师兄好", "target": "师妹乖" }, { "source": "师妹乖", "target": "毕业快乐啦" }, { "source": "天好蓝,云好白呀。", "target": "人儿好晒" }, { "source": "博士女儿多么值得骄傲啊,人生的价值不一定要结婚生子才能实现啊。", "target": "博士是价值,婚姻是生活" }, { "source": "还偷走了我的盆,超喜欢这个盆!!!", "target": "重新购买,估计是你养的太好了" }, { "source": "重新购买,估计是你养的太好了", "target": "咦,你也养多肉。晒一晒" }, { "source": "咦,你也养多肉。晒一晒", "target": "这两天下大雨,过两天天晴了晒" }, { "source": "这两天下大雨,过两天天晴了晒", "target": "好啊好啊" }, { "source": "好啊好啊", "target": "多拍些海滩照" }, { "source": "南坪的桌游吧嘻嘻", "target": "嗨得很嘛,我才考完试诶" }, { "source": "嗨得很嘛,我才考完试诶", "target": "高分高分!预祝高分" }, { "source": "厨子不赚钱但决不亏做任务几分钟省事情", "target": "资源少" }, { "source": "需要甜品支持", "target": "我还欠你咧" }, { "source": "我还欠你咧", "target": "那快拿来" }, { "source": "那快拿来", "target": "隔空抛给你咯" }, { "source": "你是谁?", "target": "我想笑" }, { "source": "我想笑", "target": "你这个死狗仔" }, { "source": "你这个死狗仔", "target": "女大不中留呀" }, { "source": "舍不得崽们", "target": "那你说个毛" }, { "source": "我也没时间扯你这个闲人,好自为之。", "target": "晚上走路小心点,不要照镜子,怕吓到你自己" }, { "source": "晚上走路小心点,不要照镜子,怕吓到你自己", "target": "急了" }, { "source": "急了", "target": "我觉得闲的不是我,是你、拥护一个跟你没有一毛钱关系的人,不是自己的事,你这叫多管闲事" }, { "source": "最近爱上吃火锅啦?", "target": "哈哈哈,本来就爱,特意为了吃火锅去过潮汕" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,本来就爱,特意为了吃火锅去过潮汕", "target": "我有一次当天赶了个来回" }, { "source": "我有一次当天赶了个来回", "target": "那太嗨了你个动车小达人" }, { "source": "那太嗨了你个动车小达人", "target": "好吧,动车小达人" }, { "source": "注意身体啊", "target": "不是我那会还不睡觉,是睡到半夜醒来了" }, { "source": "恭喜易烊千玺,真帅啊", "target": "可爱了" }, { "source": "小汐麻麻,花菜直接水煮一下就可以了吗", "target": "加一点盐就好了" }, { "source": "加一点盐就好了", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "吴!育!臣!胆!子!越!玩!越!大!了!", "target": "哈哈哈哈,真美!太美了!简直美若天仙!!真是后悔不能拿出来与世人共享!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,真美!太美了!简直美若天仙!!真是后悔不能拿出来与世人共享!!", "target": "呵呵等着分分钟的事" }, { "source": "呵呵等着分分钟的事", "target": "小弟错了!!沁姐大人不计小人过!!" }, { "source": "小弟错了!!沁姐大人不计小人过!!", "target": "唉何必呢唉唉!哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "唉何必呢唉唉!哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "你!!你等着!!!!!" }, { "source": "你是留恋某人肯定有办法挽回的不要过度使用注定这个词", "target": "楼主摘抄的句子不用太在意" }, { "source": "懒粉,几乎不冒头", "target": "现在要露头了" }, { "source": "北化乐纯观光团", "target": "哈哈哈你好呀" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐啦太可爱啦", "target": "一起快乐!" }, { "source": "让苍天知道你不认输", "target": "感恩的心" }, { "source": "果然挑眉都是别人的", "target": "先画出来再修" }, { "source": "我天天在海岸城怎么没看到这家店啊", "target": "购物中心一楼外面路边的店" }, { "source": "购物中心一楼外面路边的店", "target": "外面是不是广场" }, { "source": "家家有本难念的经", "target": "不值得" }, { "source": "我一脚踢翻了这盆狗粮!", "target": "我蹲下一个一个捡起来?" }, { "source": "我蹲下一个一个捡起来?", "target": "哼!" }, { "source": "几号放假回?", "target": "七号回去" }, { "source": "亲爱的星期三有时间试妆吗", "target": "中午还是晚上呢?白天要上班" }, { "source": "中午还是晚上呢?白天要上班", "target": "哦,这样,那你下午是什么时候开始上班呢?" }, { "source": "哦,这样,那你下午是什么时候开始上班呢?", "target": "下午两点喔" }, { "source": "下午两点喔", "target": "试妆需要沟通,还是时间充裕点好些" }, { "source": "女同胞们,一定要杜绝男朋友和异性单独出去旅游!", "target": "已经去了我也没办法了" }, { "source": "已经去了我也没办法了", "target": "笑出鼻涕泡来" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "想你了小宝贝" }, { "source": "想你了小宝贝", "target": "我也想死你啦" }, { "source": "大兄弟,滑雪好玩吗?", "target": "很棒啊,我每年去玩,业馀爱好,也可以在顶级雪场慢慢玩到高级道" }, { "source": "很棒啊,我每年去玩,业馀爱好,也可以在顶级雪场慢慢玩到高级道", "target": "好羡慕你呀" }, { "source": "好羡慕你呀", "target": "你也可以来玩啊" }, { "source": "动漫要看最血腥的", "target": "可以有" }, { "source": "我老公刚有点累,啥事我转告她", "target": "病了这么久还没好" }, { "source": "病了这么久还没好", "target": "我拒绝吃药" }, { "source": "我拒绝吃药", "target": "劝你直接接受手术治疗" }, { "source": "没事叹什么气!我都还没叹气呢", "target": "这几天心情不好哎" }, { "source": "这几天心情不好哎", "target": "怎么了呢" }, { "source": "我饿了", "target": "你吃点啥?过来一起吃?" }, { "source": "菜都吃完了我也没想好取什么名字,求大家给赐名", "target": "叫瞎折腾" }, { "source": "是你单身狗的形象深入人心,没有对象要什么钱", "target": "可是我一个人能吃两个人的饭啊,她这是要我的命,我饿的时候会发疯的" }, { "source": "可是我一个人能吃两个人的饭啊,她这是要我的命,我饿的时候会发疯的", "target": "可能想让你减肥" }, { "source": "可能想让你减肥", "target": "这太难了" }, { "source": "这太难了", "target": "你可以的" }, { "source": "你可以的", "target": "我不行,我很弱" }, { "source": "我不行,我很弱", "target": "又不行了" }, { "source": "又不行了", "target": "不是又,一直不行" }, { "source": "不是又,一直不行", "target": "承认了,你不行" }, { "source": "承认了,你不行", "target": "我觉得,你也不行" }, { "source": "我觉得,你也不行", "target": "嗯,我不行" }, { "source": "国外看的人多不", "target": "不少" }, { "source": "真情实意地难过了一下,然后想起今天愚人节", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我从未学会过怎么和牌", "target": "媛媛是雀神哦" }, { "source": "大胃王你好", "target": "哈哈哈我喜欢这个称呼" }, { "source": "几点下班啊好辛苦", "target": "主要是今天下班突然有个人要抢救" }, { "source": "主要是今天下班突然有个人要抢救", "target": "是不是很有成就感" }, { "source": "是不是很有成就感", "target": "我没啥经验!我只是帮忙!跑腿拿东西!送急血!" }, { "source": "我没啥经验!我只是帮忙!跑腿拿东西!送急血!", "target": "那也很厉害了" }, { "source": "新年快乐!", "target": "单身" }, { "source": "我在北方冻成狗", "target": "广州估计今年不会有冬天了" }, { "source": "广州估计今年不会有冬天了", "target": "棉袄钱都可以省了" }, { "source": "那可以帮我抢一下张杰的热门吗?让他换条裤子就行", "target": "杰锅的裤子不要面子的啊" }, { "source": "杰锅的裤子不要面子的啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈…太久没换新裤子了…已经发出诡异的光了…" }, { "source": "竹子可以种在盆里吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "等它要长大的时候需要移出来吗?" }, { "source": "等它要长大的时候需要移出来吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "看看我们在干嘛", "target": "真好" }, { "source": "真好", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "快睡吧。明儿娃娃们等着你呢。我得练。。。车。。。啊。。。想。。死", "target": "已经在被窝里了。。加油。。" }, { "source": "已经在被窝里了。。加油。。", "target": "我。。。尽。。。量。。你加油" }, { "source": "我知道你在说油肚儿哈哈~", "target": "大家不要告诉他" }, { "source": "大家不要告诉他", "target": "秘密~~" }, { "source": "秘密~~", "target": "还不睡哟" }, { "source": "怎么可能啊,我不想挂科,挂了我下学期就毁了", "target": "下学期怎么了" }, { "source": "你组织语言出问题了", "target": "哪里出问题了你才出问题了" }, { "source": "哪里出问题了你才出问题了", "target": "就是你的问题" }, { "source": "就是你的问题", "target": "美美姐我想看电影" }, { "source": "美美姐我想看电影", "target": "好哇好久去看" }, { "source": "买完接着吃土", "target": "一直在吃土从未停止" }, { "source": "带我么", "target": "来啊" }, { "source": "拜了,时间太赶,没来得及见一面,要我帮你代购吗", "target": "你去德国了吗" }, { "source": "你去德国了吗", "target": "不啊,明天飞机去北京,8号凌晨飞机马德里去西班牙啊" }, { "source": "不啊,明天飞机去北京,8号凌晨飞机马德里去西班牙啊", "target": "上学" }, { "source": "上学", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "圣诞节快乐,好漂亮", "target": "圣诞快乐" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐", "target": "你们这个是什么活动吧?" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺啊!", "target": "期待!" }, { "source": "你咋那么晚睡", "target": "我们说话了" }, { "source": "引言不是应该这么写吗:一、引言(我猜的)", "target": "这样啊,你写了多少字?" }, { "source": "霸胆我说英语总怕有语法错误", "target": "要对自己有自信" }, { "source": "呦,合肥有拉?", "target": "这位网友,请你不要搞事情" }, { "source": "19岁,是真实年龄了", "target": "表装嫩" }, { "source": "不给你凤爪了", "target": ".........................两包,记住" }, { "source": "吃汉堡么?", "target": "肯德基的员工表示我们就是小白鼠,一有新品都是我们试吃哈哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "春天就开始闷热啦?最近几年天气都蛮不正常的。。。快去看我的片片。。。", "target": "长沙潮湿很严重~~" }, { "source": "有便宜机票吗", "target": "要看不晓得呢" }, { "source": "要看不晓得呢", "target": "看国家队不如去广州看江苏呢" }, { "source": "等我老了的,我争取这么留胡子", "target": "那老带感了!!!" }, { "source": "明天后天有四拼吗?", "target": "明后天我拼你找到人了吗" }, { "source": "明后天我拼你找到人了吗", "target": "明天的行么" }, { "source": "村上春树的话很棒啊", "target": "挺喜欢他的,这句话被用滥了,但还是喜欢" }, { "source": "雅乐之舞,名字优雅又有动感,出状态之后很好看", "target": "新手的时候很爱" }, { "source": "老哥我以后结婚也找你拍照", "target": "来嘛哈哈什么时候结" }, { "source": "烤肉看着不错", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "请代言人来个直播", "target": "这个很可以可以" }, { "source": "早睡早起", "target": "对呐" }, { "source": "我可能看了假的春晚吧", "target": "我觉得我也是" }, { "source": "大学唯一帮我同学做过一次弊,还被抓了", "target": "这运气" }, { "source": "社会不能没有雷锋,我不能没有蜀黍!!", "target": "行啦这下高兴了吧好好上课吧" }, { "source": "您好您是公大的呀!", "target": "上次给你号码了啊,那么快忘记了?" }, { "source": "上次给你号码了啊,那么快忘记了?", "target": "啊没忘只不过最近关注了很多公大的师兄有些乱" }, { "source": "洗完澡颜值巅峰", "target": "重新爱上自己只是因为洗了个头" }, { "source": "重新爱上自己只是因为洗了个头", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "小姑娘开始感伤了,你想家的念头愈来愈烈!", "target": "真想回去!开封已经没有吃的了!我好几天没有吃好饭了" }, { "source": "真想回去!开封已经没有吃的了!我好几天没有吃好饭了", "target": "开封小吃可是有名的啊,怎么会没吃的了!" }, { "source": "你现在还要学物理吗?", "target": "没得学物理" }, { "source": "今天的裤子是不是长了点", "target": "不长" }, { "source": "不长", "target": "还是那条啊!" }, { "source": "还是那条啊!", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "下拉透明不搞了么?", "target": "不搞了" }, { "source": "不搞了", "target": "怎么了?之前还挺好看的" }, { "source": "有要去快乐大本营的吗?男神会去", "target": "真的这么赞什么时候" }, { "source": "真的这么赞什么时候", "target": "4号下午录制到晚上" }, { "source": "大声告诉你,你一直在我世界里", "target": "....暂时没有扇子啊-0-" }, { "source": "....暂时没有扇子啊-0-", "target": "这个答案是对的吗?" }, { "source": "你走了之后我又胖了一斤", "target": "我不在你是不是好好吃饭了" }, { "source": "我不在你是不是好好吃饭了", "target": "因为我还是买那么多饭!但是是我自己吃完!" }, { "source": "因为我还是买那么多饭!但是是我自己吃完!", "target": "你怎么能吃得下" }, { "source": "好好吹自己嫂子就好了嘛!我姑娘眼瞎只喜欢渣男", "target": "最后一句我一个爆笑" }, { "source": "最后一句我一个爆笑", "target": "你就说是不是吧" }, { "source": "你去西安了?", "target": "嗯,在这边中转一下。哈哈~" }, { "source": "嗯,在这边中转一下。哈哈~", "target": "中转?你这是要出远门啊,羡慕" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "你芳龄几何?" }, { "source": "你芳龄几何?", "target": "问女孩子年龄可不是绅士所为哦~" }, { "source": "问女孩子年龄可不是绅士所为哦~", "target": "我不是绅士" }, { "source": "我碧婷肯定好啊", "target": "声音好听,脸很小,很温柔~" }, { "source": "声音好听,脸很小,很温柔~", "target": "那必须的,我老公嘛" }, { "source": "7878,以后我有时间了也就可以去了,嘿嘿", "target": "其实我国庆也不一定有假" }, { "source": "其实我国庆也不一定有假", "target": "有课呢?不应该啊" }, { "source": "有课呢?不应该啊", "target": "不是上课。。我找到实习单位了,不知道国庆会不会放假" }, { "source": "不是上课。。我找到实习单位了,不知道国庆会不会放假", "target": "哦,应该会吧,国庆是法定假期啊,准备在哪儿实习?" }, { "source": "注意保暖", "target": "就是突然冷,散步感冒的" }, { "source": "哥哥们我们等你!加油!", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "我对你爱爱爱不完", "target": "给你我的" }, { "source": "心疼安姐姐过敏希望快好起来话说上次流感还住院了吧什么时候?忘记了", "target": "好像就是上次提前去瑞士踩点公主拍摄场地的时候~去年不记得啥时候" }, { "source": "好友爱的奶奶", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "吃壮壮", "target": "不要减吃饱饱" }, { "source": "就是包包这里那个橙子嘛,我也要", "target": "是的雯雯今年的更好吃我买了八箱" }, { "source": "看你一眼", "target": "我会温柔的看你一眼" }, { "source": "小时候的你很是“高挑”~现在残了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我要是潘玮柏、我就娶了你!太美了", "target": "太美了" }, { "source": "心跳加速", "target": "后来想想他还是得赢一次别留一生遗憾比较好" }, { "source": "后来想想他还是得赢一次别留一生遗憾比较好", "target": "是的哈哈哈" }, { "source": "小时候都有当鹰儿的潜质", "target": "为什么" }, { "source": "神庙逃亡??", "target": "是," }, { "source": "大长腿吗", "target": "其实这是真实存在的" }, { "source": "其实这是真实存在的", "target": "那是在诱惑" }, { "source": "那是在诱惑", "target": "什么思想" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我看完了小美好就去重温了一下何以笙箫默哈哈", "target": "和我的想法一样" }, { "source": "回来吧,大泾阳欢迎你", "target": "被导师留着了,年前半个月才能回去" }, { "source": "被导师留着了,年前半个月才能回去", "target": "到时你飞回来?" }, { "source": "到时你飞回来?", "target": "火车好嘛" }, { "source": "火车好嘛", "target": "好好享受春运" }, { "source": "不要关注我啦!我移除你!这样以后就可以说你坏话了!", "target": "干嘛说我坏话了我那么爱你" }, { "source": "干嘛说我坏话了我那么爱你", "target": "怎么可能啦,我说认识的人的坏话" }, { "source": "在火车站?路上小心", "target": "有钱去山东看望你" }, { "source": "啥时候染头发!!!", "target": "年前吧头发伤的特厉害的" }, { "source": "年前吧头发伤的特厉害的", "target": "我也准备!!" }, { "source": "我也准备!!", "target": "你染啥色!!!" }, { "source": "你染啥色!!!", "target": "还不知道!!!" }, { "source": "好多烟台的,97年老阿姨就不凑热闹了吧", "target": "干嘛不凑凑。" }, { "source": "赶紧对着镜子亲自己一口", "target": "帅么宝宝" }, { "source": "帅么宝宝", "target": "100分" }, { "source": "学霸早阿", "target": "我不是学霸哦,我是一个上班族。" }, { "source": "我不是学霸哦,我是一个上班族。", "target": "你不就是学霸吗" }, { "source": "你不就是学霸吗", "target": "是,而且是热爱生活的学霸,不是书呆子" }, { "source": "是,而且是热爱生活的学霸,不是书呆子", "target": "学霸等会去干嘛阿" }, { "source": "学霸等会去干嘛阿", "target": "陪你" }, { "source": "陪你", "target": "你觉得过节可怜吗" }, { "source": "你觉得过节可怜吗", "target": "哇哈哈哈哈哈……你说什么?" }, { "source": "哇哈哈哈哈哈……你说什么?", "target": "过节你为什么发一个可怜的表情" }, { "source": "过节你为什么发一个可怜的表情", "target": "发不了" }, { "source": "发不了", "target": "学霸为什么发不了阿" }, { "source": "学霸为什么发不了阿", "target": "学霸有被黑么?你同学被黑了+你同学是学霸≠学霸被黑啊。" }, { "source": "学霸有被黑么?你同学被黑了+你同学是学霸≠学霸被黑啊。", "target": "机智的我看穿了" }, { "source": "突然间觉得小区高大上啊", "target": "是啊,大都市的的赶脚" }, { "source": "呀~你几点的火车啊~", "target": "6点半" }, { "source": "好的谢谢科普就嘻唰唰一首抄,那其他那些歌全都买版权了吗?化蝶飞偏偏爱上洋葱这些呢", "target": "就只有嘻唰唰在演出的时候给索尼钱,其他的都买板权了" }, { "source": "走开不要理你我相信这样对我是在考验我对豆豆的喜爱", "target": "然后你没有禁得住考验" }, { "source": "然后你没有禁得住考验", "target": "哈哈哈啊哈哈哈我没有我经受住了烦人呢你" }, { "source": "就饭量来说,又有些女汉子的样子~~~", "target": "人家木有呲完那个饭啦" }, { "source": "我也想把袜子塞到他嘴里的那种", "target": "忍一忍就过去了" }, { "source": "冯氏美学的极致,每一个镜头都写满了诗意啊", "target": "画面非常好看,很喜欢" }, { "source": "学俄语牛牛牛", "target": "从此一条不归路" }, { "source": "一个人谁帮你拍?三脚架?", "target": "路人。" }, { "source": "路人。", "target": "路人那么好!" }, { "source": "送客饺子迎客面", "target": "还有这么一说啊,其实是我比较饿,下面比较快。" }, { "source": "还有这么一说啊,其实是我比较饿,下面比较快。", "target": "饺子表示团圆,团聚。客人来了第一顿要吃饺子,说明大家团聚,团圆了。等客人要走的时候,吃上一顿面条,面条代表长远,长久,比如大家过生日的时候都回习惯的吃上一顿长寿面,也是这个意思,送客的时候吃面条,表示大家的友谊长久的意思。" }, { "source": "追小说...", "target": "介绍几本来。" }, { "source": "介绍几本来。", "target": "盗墓笔记...我觉得你不会对这些书感兴趣的" }, { "source": "盗墓笔记...我觉得你不会对这些书感兴趣的", "target": "为啥?" }, { "source": "这次去哪比啊?加油,要拿名次啊!", "target": "明年的比赛就是你去了。这次是则徐办的。就在福州。" }, { "source": "明年的比赛就是你去了。这次是则徐办的。就在福州。", "target": "明年,哈再说!" }, { "source": "不知道为什么总有一种这辈子都找不到和我互相喜欢的人了,而且这种感觉太强烈。", "target": "我也是啊,才二十二岁,竟然这么悲观" }, { "source": "我也是啊,才二十二岁,竟然这么悲观", "target": "我也才二十二" }, { "source": "你觉得现阶段,我们应该带什么手串比较合适", "target": "手表" }, { "source": "你肥来啦?", "target": "是又肥去" }, { "source": "哦,到我们大抚仙湖了。农家的小院,各种的咸菜,铜锅鱼,铜锅洋芋饭美味啊。", "target": "各种美好" }, { "source": "这次穿的衣服挺帅的,比我们那会帅多了", "target": "你说只看衣服,谁信?反正我不信!" }, { "source": "愿你得到会生根的缘分", "target": "但愿但愿" }, { "source": "非常珍贵的回忆感谢永远年轻的五月天哥哥们", "target": "别熬夜了大佬" }, { "source": "一破小孩整天脑子里想什么呢!", "target": "想我老公" }, { "source": "想我老公", "target": "苦海无边回头是岸" }, { "source": "师傅晚上好!", "target": "啊考你来了今天一天没见你人影" }, { "source": "啊考你来了今天一天没见你人影", "target": "跟同学聚会勒" }, { "source": "跟同学聚会勒", "target": "大忙人那" }, { "source": "大忙人那", "target": "跟同学也就周末聚聚餐" }, { "source": "跟同学也就周末聚聚餐", "target": "哦哦聚聚好心情" }, { "source": "哦哦聚聚好心情", "target": "师傅今天干嘛去了?" }, { "source": "你以前不是说睫毛增长液好用吗", "target": "我上大学睫毛变短了,我总怀疑我妈趁我睡觉的时候把我睫毛给拔了" }, { "source": "我上大学睫毛变短了,我总怀疑我妈趁我睡觉的时候把我睫毛给拔了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你可以再用用我听别人都说有用" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈你可以再用用我听别人都说有用", "target": "OK" }, { "source": "所以出国一定要搞件旗袍!!先减肥好了", "target": "太瘦穿了不好看的,你穿可以!" }, { "source": "总觉得你镜头里进灰了", "target": "是而且特别厉害我已经尽力调色了" }, { "source": "别低头双下巴会露出来", "target": "嘘!!憋说话!" }, { "source": "人不如猪", "target": "猪不如你" }, { "source": "我不在,你们都干了什么", "target": "吃饭,背书,做题" }, { "source": "只能说,受众终究还是俗人多,大多数人已经不太看重文笔了", "target": "可能看文的人层次不同,毕竟我小姨她们一辈也都在看我们学中文的看到字打错了都难受,文笔是必须的打发时间也不行" }, { "source": "可能看文的人层次不同,毕竟我小姨她们一辈也都在看我们学中文的看到字打错了都难受,文笔是必须的打发时间也不行", "target": "有时候标点用起来都要斟酌一番,但是结果到最后……放飞了,算了破罐破摔。" }, { "source": "有时候标点用起来都要斟酌一番,但是结果到最后……放飞了,算了破罐破摔。", "target": "哈哈哈文笔好的话可以不在意这些小细节" }, { "source": "哈哈哈文笔好的话可以不在意这些小细节", "target": "但是错用标点的基本上不可能被严格读者归类为好文笔作者呀,太难搞了" }, { "source": "但是错用标点的基本上不可能被严格读者归类为好文笔作者呀,太难搞了", "target": "哈哈哈好艰难,捉虫很有必要,虽然我一般翻很快都注意不到错字忍不了" }, { "source": "我怎么没有", "target": "自己看短信页面主动发的!" }, { "source": "自己看短信页面主动发的!", "target": "哇哇哇谢告知,差点错过了一个亿" }, { "source": "请问怎么报名跟他们相亲?", "target": "哈哈送你上去" }, { "source": "社长什么时候开始作妖,这次作妖的内容是什么,时长是多久,作妖频率是多少", "target": "我作妖和心情有关" }, { "source": "我作妖和心情有关", "target": "心情好了就作妖" }, { "source": "从来没有黑过关晓彤的举手。", "target": "黑过" }, { "source": "亚卖爹这么萌的眼神你能骂她么?", "target": "当然不会我很温柔" }, { "source": "我还是最最最想和你做同学和你一个宿舍!生日快乐", "target": "觉得真的跟你超级有缘,就复试两天就觉得莫名的相见恨晚。有机会一定要再见" }, { "source": "觉得真的跟你超级有缘,就复试两天就觉得莫名的相见恨晚。有机会一定要再见", "target": "嗯嗯嗯!一定会的" }, { "source": "今天下了一天雨", "target": "我这里也是" }, { "source": "宝宝摄影技术真棒", "target": "别夸因为我调滤镜啦~" }, { "source": "杰哥厉害这是什么节目啊真的好玩,看游戏猜歌名", "target": "玩游戏猜歌名。" }, { "source": "我会说我画到三点多么", "target": "有豆豆" }, { "source": "有豆豆", "target": "关他屁事我自己在画室" }, { "source": "最炫名族风", "target": "这哪里是" }, { "source": "我不要手码的我要自动的", "target": "你想得美" }, { "source": "你想得美", "target": "我呸" }, { "source": "我呸", "target": "我起床了我买鸡蛋面去的图呆会发你" }, { "source": "我起床了我买鸡蛋面去的图呆会发你", "target": "哼你发" }, { "source": "这哪里是噪声啊,分明年度最强音!高度欣赏!", "target": "谢谢好友的赞赏。修缘回赞太迟了。都因事情太多,一时疏忽了,没有回赞望友见谅!" }, { "source": "这个头像很有个性,是你们校长吗", "target": "你们学校群真干净,我们学校群里有二十个老师,但是有几个不在学校了就是不退群,气人" }, { "source": "你好在吗能看到我的信息吗", "target": "怎么了?" }, { "source": "老是掉进回忆的,还没好好的青春,就已经老了", "target": "你改了名字了哈哈,幸好头像没变,不然我都要认不出了" }, { "source": "是不是盖浇饭?好吃吗?辣不辣", "target": "好吃不辣" }, { "source": "虽然我整天要叨叨但是还是觉得挺有趣", "target": "我看你的生活也是很有趣" }, { "source": "我只看到一颗荡漾的少女心", "target": "哪里荡漾了" }, { "source": "晚安、美梦哈~", "target": "我亲爱的们,晚安。" }, { "source": "我亲爱的们,晚安。", "target": "晚安~" }, { "source": "晚安~", "target": "今天这么早呐,亲爱的,晚安。" }, { "source": "生日?", "target": "没,聚聚" }, { "source": "没,聚聚", "target": "噢噢那我不准备礼物拉" }, { "source": "和同学一起包的饺子不是一般的丑", "target": "没关系能吃就行,反正到肚子里都一样" }, { "source": "没关系能吃就行,反正到肚子里都一样", "target": "我也是这么觉得的" }, { "source": "我也是这么觉得的", "target": "哈哈哈,味道好就行" }, { "source": "叔叔睡觉了不跟你玩了", "target": "晚安~我也睡了" }, { "source": "晚安~我也睡了", "target": "一般晚安之后都是由电脑换成手机" }, { "source": "一般晚安之后都是由电脑换成手机", "target": "我不是啦,睡觉吧,晚安!" }, { "source": "越想越气", "target": "是你自己要去给人家亲亲抱抱举高高的,人家可没要求你" }, { "source": "是你自己要去给人家亲亲抱抱举高高的,人家可没要求你", "target": "哈哈哈是这样" }, { "source": "明明你是爱我的,为何要分手", "target": "因为..真的不爱你啊" }, { "source": "庭院炒鸡好看啊", "target": "6666氪金大佬庭院的短暂体验" }, { "source": "6666氪金大佬庭院的短暂体验", "target": "现世符全部坠机" }, { "source": "现世符全部坠机", "target": "同道中人,我攒了半个月的蓝票加现世,18张16r,所以现在很捉急离中非还多少" }, { "source": "为什么不回我!!!这只是神马品种!贵公公不会吃醋吗!", "target": "啊!?没看到啊?还是英短啊~贵公公还是养起啊" }, { "source": "啊!?没看到啊?还是英短啊~贵公公还是养起啊", "target": "好萌啊!!是基友吗!" }, { "source": "好萌啊!!是基友吗!", "target": "贵娃子是公公,这个是男宠。哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "贵娃子是公公,这个是男宠。哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈贵公公好滋润!现在不用天天侍寝了!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈贵公公好滋润!现在不用天天侍寝了!", "target": "贵公公已是有心无力~~对它老说也是解脱~哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "帅帅的模特", "target": "女孩子得说美" }, { "source": "女孩子得说美", "target": "那是那是" }, { "source": "没事没事!你是最棒的!加油!", "target": "就你这脑子还是别说话了" }, { "source": "十年前我最深刻的印象是:考前上厕所,站一排人,除我以外没一个能撒出来的。当时我就想:这帮怂包,考上大学又能咋样呢?", "target": "哈哈哈,还是你牛!!!" }, { "source": "确实!第一次知道熊猫能跑这么快!以为3倍速播放呢", "target": "又看了一遍,还是觉得像快进……怀疑人生中" }, { "source": "啊农真的很可爱", "target": "超级农农没错了" }, { "source": "出海啦", "target": "是哒!" }, { "source": "是哒!", "target": "大海龟那?" }, { "source": "大海龟那?", "target": "木有大海龟而且我也没有办法用手机在水里拍照不开心" }, { "source": "木有大海龟而且我也没有办法用手机在水里拍照不开心", "target": "怎么没有买到防水套?" }, { "source": "怎么没有买到防水套?", "target": "买到了然后进到水里就按不动屏幕了后来有点点漏水我就放弃了" }, { "source": "第一次听说,真长知识", "target": "都不用去健身了,哈哈" }, { "source": "都不用去健身了,哈哈", "target": "哈哈,省钱" }, { "source": "哈哈,省钱", "target": "可能只能保持几天,就象被打肿一样,还是会消的,哈哈" }, { "source": "可能只能保持几天,就象被打肿一样,还是会消的,哈哈", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "扫青年", "target": "这句话写的也没谁了" }, { "source": "这句话写的也没谁了", "target": "诗句太深奥小人不明白" }, { "source": "物价高的地方只好拍照", "target": "按照欧洲的物价水平,我觉得他应该给得起的~~" }, { "source": "男朋友", "target": "让你一举干掉经销号" }, { "source": "让你一举干掉经销号", "target": "哈哈啊哈啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "来千岛湖吃鱼头", "target": "没来过。" }, { "source": "你怎么不和太阳肩并肩呢", "target": "我不是得和你肩并肩吗" }, { "source": "我的天感冒啦", "target": "你走~我不认识你" }, { "source": "你走~我不认识你", "target": "你送我离开千里之外" }, { "source": "好久不见么么哒", "target": "好久不见" }, { "source": "喜欢吃抹茶蛋糕", "target": "我也是呢" }, { "source": "是不是瞬间又饿了", "target": "是……哎,吃饱了想睡觉" }, { "source": "回归大家要相约刷音源刷油管啊!!!!!!!!妯娌们!!!!!!!", "target": "哈哈哈,你是要笑死我。妯娌" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你是要笑死我。妯娌", "target": "难道不是嘛" }, { "source": "难道不是嘛", "target": "是是是,你美你说什么都对" }, { "source": "想入群", "target": "加我46278839拉你入群" }, { "source": "这山景美得很!", "target": "大陕西美景多很" }, { "source": "大陕西美景多很", "target": "你去那咧" }, { "source": "昆明天气肿么样。。福建下雨下得我很暴躁啊。。", "target": "上周人工降雨一天,每天大太阳哇~" }, { "source": "上周人工降雨一天,每天大太阳哇~", "target": "哼哼…匀点阳光过来呗!下得我都快没衣服穿啦…" }, { "source": "哼哼…匀点阳光过来呗!下得我都快没衣服穿啦…", "target": "你什么时候考完啊?" }, { "source": "你什么时候考完啊?", "target": "我21…但是是4月21…还很遥远的说…" }, { "source": "万一人家有男朋友或是结婚了呢", "target": "没关系没关系,我和你说...我做朋友都超开心!!真的..我都没想太多" }, { "source": "没关系没关系,我和你说...我做朋友都超开心!!真的..我都没想太多", "target": "那就没必要了。就当一个美丽的邂逅。谁让你不会把握机会。" }, { "source": "大学最后悔的事就是没跟你一个大学一个寝室", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈远程抱抱" }, { "source": "我头上有犄角犄角", "target": "没错没错!" }, { "source": "霓虹看起来好暖和的样子期待夏装!", "target": "暖和起来了~~" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "你舒服!白天玩儿了一天,现在打夜工搞事" }, { "source": "代看网课", "target": "不是网上考啊?" }, { "source": "不是网上考啊?", "target": "不是啊" }, { "source": "快大声的说~", "target": "说啥" }, { "source": "我又被黑了。你看你我是在抓筐吗?", "target": "哪有啊!你不是很帅嘛" }, { "source": "你家火龙果怎么买啊?我要买,外面的好贵,,。", "target": "这个是自己家自己种的哦,呵呵,而且这季不多,所以都是自己吃了都不够的" }, { "source": "这个是自己家自己种的哦,呵呵,而且这季不多,所以都是自己吃了都不够的", "target": "我也想自己种。" }, { "source": "我也想自己种。", "target": "很好种!现在种明天春天就可以吃了" }, { "source": "很好种!现在种明天春天就可以吃了", "target": "有种子还是苗?" }, { "source": "车错过了还有补救,对的人很难啊!", "target": "只要有时间,会遇到的。" }, { "source": "只要有时间,会遇到的。", "target": "遇到了就不要错过,错过就会终身遗憾!一生能遇到几次!" }, { "source": "遇到了就不要错过,错过就会终身遗憾!一生能遇到几次!", "target": "怕是在错误的时间,遇到对的人,很难抉择,不如错过。" }, { "source": "这个发型用洗发水吗", "target": "护发素从来不用…" }, { "source": "毛爷爷最喜欢的颜色就像辣片一样红", "target": "我最近也天天都在吃" }, { "source": "我最近也天天都在吃", "target": "我喉咙痛啊还在吃" }, { "source": "每一个喜剧演员喝养乐多都这么带劲吗", "target": "笑出声" }, { "source": "站错队自觉下台保命?", "target": "要做什么事情才算选了队?" }, { "source": "好怀念上次去买这个当时飘胖关门印象特深", "target": "下次再来吃!" }, { "source": "我要在你身上做春天对樱桃树做的事", "target": "听不懂," }, { "source": "心爱的狗死了是很难过。不过你也有责任,主要是自己太作。你不作狗怎会死呢?出个门还托运狗,出去干嘛?养不起就不要养,真爱他就要给他自由,没工夫照看就不要养,害人害己,为了一己私利养狗,自己是很开心啊,有狗玩,狗跟谁玩呢?很多爱狗人士都是假的很,我家两条狗都养乡下,给他自由。", "target": "送你两字呵呵" }, { "source": "大师,帮算一卦,我何时能发大运", "target": "等你找到老公的时候" }, { "source": "等你找到老公的时候", "target": "万一不合呢" }, { "source": "四姐曾经还是只是分子呢", "target": "老。。眼睛近视这么狠你最经在忙些什么子" }, { "source": "音乐虽好,不要贪心,年轻人注意身体", "target": "注意身体啊" }, { "source": "红玫瑰", "target": "你总是……" }, { "source": "平胸", "target": "没你平" }, { "source": "农历1.21", "target": "不是农历" }, { "source": "幸福会来临", "target": "要抱有希望" }, { "source": "节日快乐送你花", "target": "哈哈哈收到了谢谢" }, { "source": "超级喜欢你怎么办,还有18天就研究生考试了,感觉自己压力不大,但身体出现的状况告诉我自己已经快趴了坚持下去,像你一样", "target": "加油!坚持~" }, { "source": "听说你下星期就要把小月睡了……", "target": "真的么" }, { "source": "祝你们幸福", "target": "你也幸福" }, { "source": "信则灵", "target": "狗哥狗哥。。你能告诉我今天你肿么了嘛。。" }, { "source": "狗哥狗哥。。你能告诉我今天你肿么了嘛。。", "target": ",,,这不是狗哥,,,," }, { "source": ",,,这不是狗哥,,,,", "target": "我也怀疑~" }, { "source": "我也怀疑~", "target": "不用怀疑,,,,," }, { "source": "不用怀疑,,,,,", "target": "那是谁!!!" }, { "source": "做女友也可以", "target": "别闹…" }, { "source": "你多少人啊??", "target": "3,4个" }, { "source": "3,4个", "target": "不会很厉害的吧……我们很菜的啵……" }, { "source": "不会很厉害的吧……我们很菜的啵……", "target": "同我差五多...." }, { "source": "饭前洗手~~", "target": "去上厕所" }, { "source": "过几天儿有车就好啦~哈哈", "target": "酥是哪天" }, { "source": "酥是哪天", "target": "应该是昨天,有活。今天下雨。明天去吧……" }, { "source": "赞啦赞啦", "target": "谢谢小可爱呀" }, { "source": "你胖?那我咋办", "target": "你不胖,然后赛车还可以赢我" }, { "source": "你不胖,然后赛车还可以赢我", "target": "不对啊不像你啊你是酒喝傻了是吧" }, { "source": "再见面", "target": "春夏秋冬多几圈" }, { "source": "春夏秋冬多几圈", "target": "想知道你" }, { "source": "想知道你", "target": "是否看见" }, { "source": "是否看见", "target": "从前许的心愿" }, { "source": "从前许的心愿", "target": "滋味哭过又会甜" }, { "source": "滋味哭过又会甜", "target": "心愿实现" }, { "source": "心愿实现", "target": "烟花点燃" }, { "source": "烟花点燃", "target": "飞向明天" }, { "source": "飞向明天", "target": "我们都曾学着面对" }, { "source": "你们的小奶狗到了请注意查收", "target": "已经查收了" }, { "source": "周一的日常:上课,健身,凤囚凰??先不管了,整年的日常:瘦身。", "target": "我会瘦成一道闪电的" }, { "source": "还不分手?", "target": "你傻吗" }, { "source": "勺子吃确实意", "target": "洋气吧" }, { "source": "小仙女的手真好看!!!", "target": "我好看" }, { "source": "我家也下雨呢", "target": "你又不用考试开车" }, { "source": "你又不用考试开车", "target": "也是呢,在家看电视" }, { "source": "也是呢,在家看电视", "target": "哼哼电视有什么好看" }, { "source": "哼哼电视有什么好看", "target": "实在惭愧,,我居然在看甄嬛" }, { "source": "媒体居然让学生去拍封锁线…别去,安全第一", "target": "是,所以我拒绝了" }, { "source": "明明大幂幂才是结了婚的看起来年龄却最小", "target": "年龄上她好像就是最年轻的吧,你这啥逻辑" }, { "source": "年龄上她好像就是最年轻的吧,你这啥逻辑", "target": "你的阅读重点没对哦" }, { "source": "这里难道不是只有一只动物", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "这个袄子是同款还是情侣的?还是是同一件", "target": "是同款,我们当作情侣用的" }, { "source": "是同款,我们当作情侣用的", "target": "我天天盯着你们的衣服看" }, { "source": "我天天盯着你们的衣服看", "target": "他怎么能穿上我的衣服" }, { "source": "我家猫十月一号早上就出去旅游了到现在还没回来", "target": "它不爱你了" }, { "source": "它不爱你了", "target": "只要它还健健康康的活着就好,不爱就不爱吧。" }, { "source": "好幸福", "target": "过来吃吧" }, { "source": "过来吃吧", "target": "哎哟才不好意思吃咧心领了谢谢哈哈" }, { "source": "哎哟才不好意思吃咧心领了谢谢哈哈", "target": "过来啦" }, { "source": "没有心眼,也不见的会有人喜欢!", "target": "慢慢来" }, { "source": "社会我仲基,人帅话不多", "target": "从哪里学来的,傻不傻" }, { "source": "从哪里学来的,傻不傻", "target": "简单粗暴大实话" }, { "source": "简单粗暴大实话", "target": "傻里傻气的" }, { "source": "从而减轻祖国的医保和养老金负担", "target": "国家比我们想象得机智" }, { "source": "国家比我们想象得机智", "target": "简直是阴毒呀" }, { "source": "岁岁里面的格子衫好好看呀!", "target": "之前的那条裙子呀" }, { "source": "之前的那条裙子呀", "target": "噢噢找到啦!真好看呀超喜欢格子裙的呢" }, { "source": "人家都抱着娃去聚会了,你呢", "target": "哈闭嘴" }, { "source": "哇哇哇~26号才回家啊~呜呜呜~我也想回去~呜呜呜~", "target": "不批。" }, { "source": "不批。", "target": "呵呵~由不得你不批~嘻嘻~哪天心血来潮,我就跑回去了~嘻嘻~" }, { "source": "呵呵~由不得你不批~嘻嘻~哪天心血来潮,我就跑回去了~嘻嘻~", "target": "我敢包保你不会这样做。" }, { "source": "我敢包保你不会这样做。", "target": "呵呵~你太小看我了~我从来都不是什么好学生~嘻嘻~" }, { "source": "雾里看花", "target": "花前月下" }, { "source": "有钱", "target": "你在开玩笑吗。。。看不起人吧" }, { "source": "你在开玩笑吗。。。看不起人吧", "target": "我在想,你付出了多少换来的着700多" }, { "source": "我在想,你付出了多少换来的着700多", "target": "很多" }, { "source": "表带有别的颜色吗", "target": "没有的,我们就按手里有的来做啦,只有黑色的" }, { "source": "没有的,我们就按手里有的来做啦,只有黑色的", "target": "想要银或者钢表带的啊今年会有吗" }, { "source": "大师开始实习了", "target": "然后老板是不是也在实习" }, { "source": "然后老板是不是也在实习", "target": "老板还有双休" }, { "source": "你是去揭阳的搜8.什么时候来汕头的啊", "target": "在汕头" }, { "source": "在汕头", "target": "你在汕头哪里" }, { "source": "男神好可爱", "target": "他是帅哥吗?" }, { "source": "他是帅哥吗?", "target": "嗯,当然帅了,而且很可爱啊" }, { "source": "原来是你们相遇了", "target": "因为没有人能坚持一段没有回应的感情" }, { "source": "因为没有人能坚持一段没有回应的感情", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈她有跟你说这句话吗" }, { "source": "这也是民间艺术,以后不见得有人会都。所以值得收藏,200年之后,品相好的话肯定值钱!!!!", "target": "问题是现在已经干掉了,就不如刚买的时候好了,能保存一个星期就不错了我估计。。。" }, { "source": "问题是现在已经干掉了,就不如刚买的时候好了,能保存一个星期就不错了我估计。。。", "target": "我只是那么一说。。。。" }, { "source": "人家就没说开除,停班3天", "target": "真不巧,今儿又碰见了丫。" }, { "source": "真不巧,今儿又碰见了丫。", "target": "有缘" }, { "source": "当老师哇", "target": "性质是一样的!" }, { "source": "今晚爆了你们的空单", "target": "一路走好" }, { "source": "层主我好同情你,层下几乎没有有脑子的,这么明显的高端黑,哈哈,以后高端黑须谨慎呀,如果观众智商不在线,还是1+1=2这样说的超级简单才好", "target": "嗯嗯,您是小号不?" }, { "source": "求求你们找找片子好吗?找到了借我一部", "target": "加我一个哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你见不到我也会想我吗/", "target": "会想" }, { "source": "酒桌上居然有花菜", "target": "不是酒桌,,," }, { "source": "果然爱大唐的也爱步步惊心", "target": "个人觉着还是步步更好一些" }, { "source": "个人觉着还是步步更好一些", "target": "步步刷了四遍大唐有些剧情有点拖而且集数多虽然喜欢但是估计没勇气刷二" }, { "source": "步步刷了四遍大唐有些剧情有点拖而且集数多虽然喜欢但是估计没勇气刷二", "target": "对对对,主演都挺出彩,但是还有些差距但是已经很不错了" }, { "source": "对对对,主演都挺出彩,但是还有些差距但是已经很不错了", "target": "步步是唯一一部让我觉得每个角色都贴近原着的电视剧" }, { "source": "步步是唯一一部让我觉得每个角色都贴近原着的电视剧", "target": "对对对(胖轩式对对对)即便是反派都觉得讨厌不起来,每个人都有自己的立场。一直想看原着,据说十四爷在书中更好一些" }, { "source": "对对对(胖轩式对对对)即便是反派都觉得讨厌不起来,每个人都有自己的立场。一直想看原着,据说十四爷在书中更好一些", "target": "十四在书中有心机的尤其后面桐大有意无意透露出了一点而我们林小新只有傻" }, { "source": "你生活太丰富了。。。", "target": "听说你下基层了真的?" }, { "source": "听说你下基层了真的?", "target": "在老家的生活倒不完的苦水吐不完的槽。。。" }, { "source": "在老家的生活倒不完的苦水吐不完的槽。。。", "target": "听说农村的马子不错吧" }, { "source": "实话说,你是我在网上交的第一个朋友", "target": "生日快乐哟~" }, { "source": "分手后你还好吗", "target": "比爱你舒服" }, { "source": "目测海底捞", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "这个盒子有点好看", "target": "确定是有点儿好看?" }, { "source": "给你个建议,好好睡一觉,梦里什么都有", "target": "这么悲伤的吗" }, { "source": "妹,不活跃就老了!", "target": "跟什么风" }, { "source": "跟什么风", "target": "我们这台风,所以跟的是台风!妹" }, { "source": "不要让自己,活得太卑微,迟来的阳光一定会出现在风雨后", "target": "不是,只是最近太累了" }, { "source": "不是,只是最近太累了", "target": "用自己喜欢的方式放松点" }, { "source": "加油,相信自己!", "target": "好~呜呜,我们班签了好多了,感觉要分别了" }, { "source": "好~呜呜,我们班签了好多了,感觉要分别了", "target": "我们班签了一个呀!去新疆。这才大四刚开始,需要那么伤感吗?" }, { "source": "我们班签了一个呀!去新疆。这才大四刚开始,需要那么伤感吗?", "target": "突然觉得都签了,就要走了的赶脚啊,呜呜,要散了。。" }, { "source": "在一起!在一起!", "target": "这什么剧情" }, { "source": "转告你媳妇,你泡姐姐", "target": "我指天发誓,泡谁都不敢泡姐姐!姐姐不是一般人能泡的!" }, { "source": "亲不刷话题了哈`", "target": "为什么呀" }, { "source": "为什么呀", "target": ",避免让不知道的人知道。不刷了哈" }, { "source": ",避免让不知道的人知道。不刷了哈", "target": "没理解意思瑟" }, { "source": "终于见到鸭鸭真容!", "target": "对,笑的贼灿烂的是我" }, { "source": "傻丽丽...么么哒,爱你爱你", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "我以前也学过美术,可是最后不爱画了", "target": "别嘛。。" }, { "source": "别嘛。。", "target": "你是大学?很高兴认识你呢" }, { "source": "你是大学?很高兴认识你呢", "target": "高三呢" }, { "source": "可怕的是攒够失望哭过之后他伸出手我还是会跟他走", "target": "可怕,更可怕的是,对方根本不会伸手,还是想要回头。努力让自己忘记" }, { "source": "我们寝室刚好有一张空床", "target": "那我搬来?" }, { "source": "那我搬来?", "target": "欢迎欢迎,正缺个打扫清洁的," }, { "source": "我眼睛好尖!!!", "target": "说明你经验丰富" }, { "source": "1-0,你要是不相信我,你就亏大了!", "target": "为啥你上次说是2:1" }, { "source": "为啥你上次说是2:1", "target": "织得一手好毛衣" }, { "source": "祝你好运。", "target": "但愿吧" }, { "source": "怎么剪短了不过短发挺适合你的", "target": "头发枯了前段时间就剪啦~想想又会舍不得" }, { "source": "头发枯了前段时间就剪啦~想想又会舍不得", "target": "这个短发真的挺适合你的" }, { "source": "这个短发真的挺适合你的", "target": "谢谢妞了~" }, { "source": "被你一说,我已经有点感觉到“物化”的“幸福”了,难受。", "target": "我是回不去了,只能向前走到觉悟啊。只要幸福就好~" }, { "source": "再忍忍等解禁了好好浪", "target": "这两天开始吃面条了,太累,还吃不了多少" }, { "source": "这两天开始吃面条了,太累,还吃不了多少", "target": "今天是不最后一天扎针啊,还肿不" }, { "source": "今天是不最后一天扎针啊,还肿不", "target": "不知道啊,今天没看见大夫,明天问问吧,应该明天拆线了我觉得" }, { "source": "不知道啊,今天没看见大夫,明天问问吧,应该明天拆线了我觉得", "target": "这么快就拆线了啊,拆完是不就快好了啊" }, { "source": "长得好看的单身狗们,别熬夜了", "target": "熬夜了会咋样呢" }, { "source": "不要羡慕十块钱", "target": "饭十块!?" }, { "source": "饭十块!?", "target": "一共十块你傻了么" }, { "source": "五莓味道麦炫酷好喝", "target": "今天只有四果了。" }, { "source": "今天只有四果了。", "target": "可还是五莓好喝~" }, { "source": "来深圳嗨,说好的给我玩狗狗呢", "target": "狗狗会有的。" }, { "source": "落寞时爱听", "target": "没听过多少她演唱的歌曲,觉得这首歌还不错,可能是歌词的原因吧。" }, { "source": "你掉到多肉坑里了", "target": "掉了好久了" }, { "source": "十五岁的我不想当科学家也没有坐公交上学", "target": "那你十五岁想干嘛" }, { "source": "180.72不算胖。。。。", "target": "就怕72慢慢的73.74.75.........苍天啊" }, { "source": "就怕72慢慢的73.74.75.........苍天啊", "target": "不会。。。" }, { "source": "不会。。。", "target": "但愿如此吧,不能在胖了,唉,你属于怎么吃吃不胖的吧?" }, { "source": "我也好想吃炸的火腿肠哦", "target": "回家吃" }, { "source": "大姨妈来之前的女人简直是一个新物种", "target": "哈哈你来了吗" }, { "source": "哈哈你来了吗", "target": "快了,所以这几天心情......." }, { "source": "快了,所以这几天心情.......", "target": "哈哈淡定淡定" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢啦、好久不见你的星巴克了。。" }, { "source": "谢谢啦、好久不见你的星巴克了。。", "target": "哈哈没怎么去喝了" }, { "source": "对不起我都可爱了十六年了嘤嘤嘤", "target": "你看起来像13岁" }, { "source": "嫉妒使我貌美如花", "target": "真人是不是美到炸裂" }, { "source": "真人是不是美到炸裂", "target": "美到让你想哭我看到她我都觉得不现实了" }, { "source": "铭记历史珍爱和平", "target": "勿忘国耻,祈愿和平。" }, { "source": "丫头,一个中传媒决定不了你的人生和命运。努力过了,你已经成功了.天大地大,大有作为。我本人希望你来北京,姐姐照顾你哈", "target": "可是如果我能考上了,来北京,怎么着我心里才能舒坦点......" }, { "source": "真•开学快乐!这是来打卡了吗", "target": "打卡是赠品" }, { "source": "希望咱俩总能见着面", "target": "嗯嗯我也是要不我没在的时候你来了总有点遗憾" }, { "source": "你怎么跑我朋友店里面了啊", "target": "长白街哎,你朋友店啊?" }, { "source": "长白街哎,你朋友店啊?", "target": "是的啊我朋友叫小姚我上个星期刚去的" }, { "source": "是的啊我朋友叫小姚我上个星期刚去的", "target": "真巧" }, { "source": "巧姐我饿了请你为我广播一下,帮我问问谁有泡面啊!!", "target": "我家还有一袋,酸辣的,你要不?!" }, { "source": "我家还有一袋,酸辣的,你要不?!", "target": "要要、" }, { "source": "要要、", "target": "拉倒吧!还吃?不怕胖吗?" }, { "source": "拉倒吧!还吃?不怕胖吗?", "target": "说起胖,真够闹心的,到现在也没减下来" }, { "source": "说起胖,真够闹心的,到现在也没减下来", "target": "那就别吃了!留着肚子减肥吧!" }, { "source": "我不穿内衣亲", "target": "也可以穿一下的" }, { "source": "也可以穿一下的", "target": "不必啦。你穿就好啦" }, { "source": "不必啦。你穿就好啦", "target": "有福同享嘛" }, { "source": "看不懂的在哪里", "target": "成功了" }, { "source": "信不信我买个票去打你", "target": "打啊,我最近正好想打架,真的" }, { "source": "打啊,我最近正好想打架,真的", "target": "包吃包住?" }, { "source": "包吃包住?", "target": "包吃拳头包住院" }, { "source": "那我来,圣诞节买什么礼物合适啊", "target": "说实话心意最重要" }, { "source": "一米八几大高个你会嫁不出去的啦宝贝", "target": "有百分之八十也行" }, { "source": "哎呀呀,毕业快乐!新年快乐", "target": "哈哈哈你这几天哪天有空再不搓一顿我就回临沂了啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你这几天哪天有空再不搓一顿我就回临沂了啊", "target": "那就回临沂喝糁汤吧" }, { "source": "那就回临沂喝糁汤吧", "target": "额好吧。" }, { "source": "你咋个跑克迪庆啦", "target": "我来出差啊,茸毛~都不得克玩玩,风景也没有看见" }, { "source": "我来出差啊,茸毛~都不得克玩玩,风景也没有看见", "target": "嘤嘤嘤嘤悄悄空时间克玩" }, { "source": "嘤嘤嘤嘤悄悄空时间克玩", "target": "天天下雨这边" }, { "source": "我也穿两条打底裤", "target": "哈哈哈太冷了" }, { "source": "我对你仍有爱意,我对自己无能为力", "target": "这是那首歌呀想听" }, { "source": "我刚刚从那回来", "target": "那好险" }, { "source": "那好险", "target": "让我们有缘再见啊" }, { "source": "昨天回去的火车啊", "target": "嗯哪快下车了" }, { "source": "嗯哪快下车了", "target": "哇很难受感觉咱俩正好反过来我刚下车昨天从海拉尔出发的" }, { "source": "哇很难受感觉咱俩正好反过来我刚下车昨天从海拉尔出发的", "target": "难受+1!本来应该初六回初七早上到的没准还能见一面" }, { "source": "难受+1!本来应该初六回初七早上到的没准还能见一面", "target": "只好有机会再说" }, { "source": "只好有机会再说", "target": "会的!" }, { "source": "会的!", "target": "恩!" }, { "source": "想请问下皮肤偏黄的这套适合穿什么颜色呀?", "target": "建议军绿" }, { "source": "小剑暗访", "target": "我搜了一下,就是从他那里看的" }, { "source": "我搜了一下,就是从他那里看的", "target": "忠实观众" }, { "source": "吃妹的烤肉腻了", "target": "对腻死了!" }, { "source": "我要上班啊", "target": "那完了,我只有二十九号下午能有时间" }, { "source": "那完了,我只有二十九号下午能有时间", "target": "那你先去吧'我要到4月11号以后才有空'" }, { "source": "那你先去吧'我要到4月11号以后才有空'", "target": "那我先去过把瘾。等你有空我们再去" }, { "source": "爱酱要不要来建设大东北", "target": "这个问题必须问!" }, { "source": "你寄快递干嘛", "target": "是看见别人寄快递" }, { "source": "我基本每天都有时间。", "target": "人影呢" }, { "source": "人影呢", "target": "不知道00" }, { "source": "不知道00", "target": "行后天也行是个阴天" }, { "source": "行后天也行是个阴天", "target": "明天有点晒" }, { "source": "不知道你在说什么", "target": "我被锁在公司了" }, { "source": "我被锁在公司了", "target": "这么多文字就是表达你被锁公司了是吧" }, { "source": "这么多文字就是表达你被锁公司了是吧", "target": "然后出来了" }, { "source": "带我去剁饼子吧...", "target": "嗯,你想干嘛就干嘛" }, { "source": "嗯,你想干嘛就干嘛", "target": "哇,这个好..." }, { "source": "哇,这个好...", "target": "你要是能问我一些问题就好了" }, { "source": "捡这么多贝壳", "target": "是啊,大的杀了红烧,小的直接水煮了,全都吃了" }, { "source": "干嘛要停在脚手架下", "target": "因为宾馆是朋友的,他说放心停,结果...他请的施工单位捅娄子了" }, { "source": "因为宾馆是朋友的,他说放心停,结果...他请的施工单位捅娄子了", "target": "朋友表示很愧疚" }, { "source": "朋友表示很愧疚", "target": "对的,主要对方现在还想扯皮~唉,我这么好说话的人,修好就算了还跟我扯皮~看来要叫我朋友扣他们工程款了" }, { "source": "对的,主要对方现在还想扯皮~唉,我这么好说话的人,修好就算了还跟我扯皮~看来要叫我朋友扣他们工程款了", "target": "好几个工人的工资呢" }, { "source": "司机,你撞车了", "target": "并没有哦" }, { "source": "别忽冷忽热!我暑假也起了!按时吃药!", "target": "后来吃药好了??吃啥药?羡慕!我这都几个月了不见好都。估计放假就好了,跟学校洗澡就忽冷忽热!" }, { "source": "打开图会看见一张帅脸,不用谢", "target": "我就看到一个鼻子" }, { "source": "贤者之爱好看", "target": "是的呢,《W两个世界》也不错哦,不过是韩剧" }, { "source": "是的呢,《W两个世界》也不错哦,不过是韩剧", "target": "嗯嗯,那个看过啦听说我的恐怖妻子也很好看,但是没找到资源" }, { "source": "你的眼神怎么有泪珠", "target": "为什么我眼里常含泪水,因为我对这土地爱得深沉" }, { "source": "为什么我眼里常含泪水,因为我对这土地爱得深沉", "target": "呵呵,原来是情深深雨蒙蒙的感觉" }, { "source": "呵呵,原来是情深深雨蒙蒙的感觉", "target": "我不爱看那出剧" }, { "source": "我可以带一套火影吗", "target": "带海贼比较有用" }, { "source": "带海贼比较有用", "target": "不爱看海贼…" }, { "source": "好美。青春最美好年华我们相遇,同时也错过了。", "target": "不后悔就照了" }, { "source": "不后悔就照了", "target": "后悔。" }, { "source": "你改了名字改了头像还让我以为这是谁", "target": "是我啊" }, { "source": "缺酒的征兆", "target": "缺酒什么鬼" }, { "source": "爱你的人,舍不得让你惊慌失措", "target": "爱你的人舍不得让你受委屈。" }, { "source": "考起试来时间过得特别快~!", "target": "考试的时候利用时间效率最高…" }, { "source": "考试的时候利用时间效率最高…", "target": "没错,最近怎么感觉你开窍" }, { "source": "没错,最近怎么感觉你开窍", "target": "形势所迫" }, { "source": "穷养儿富养女", "target": "基本上也是" }, { "source": "或许吧,只是有一点不安。喜欢的越久感情越重,也越累。但也越幸福。不管怎么样,都会一直支持下去,尽我最大的努力帮他。我一定要再去见他一面,让他重新记起我", "target": "我也一定要去见他第!一!面!让他记得有我!" }, { "source": "我也一定要去见他第!一!面!让他记得有我!", "target": "嗯。一定可以的" }, { "source": "看到那些题云里雾里", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "人有八苦:生、老、病、死,怨别离、爱长久、求不得、放不下", "target": "还有看不见你" }, { "source": "车上不是禁止喝酒吗", "target": "可以喝啊,而且畅饮" }, { "source": "从灿荣开始都变大叔大妈是几个意思", "target": "无力吐槽" }, { "source": "看到德约瞅你的眼神", "target": "是不是很蠢" }, { "source": "来来来,电五平步青云", "target": "去看看风景" }, { "source": "喜欢发型", "target": "嗯你厉害" }, { "source": "开车拍照,扣两分", "target": "我停车拍的好不好" }, { "source": "哎~还在上课,一次活动都没去成", "target": "有机会一起。" }, { "source": "手机还没用一年,充电龟速,听筒也坏了。估计现在都没售后了。骗子。。。", "target": "理解理解" }, { "source": "你又在挖苦我了", "target": "今年有无突破?" }, { "source": "读书真好", "target": "我都工作好久了亲" }, { "source": "我都工作好久了亲", "target": "恨当年没去你学校读书阿" }, { "source": "恨当年没去你学校读书阿", "target": "我没有读书啊,只是去跑步啊" }, { "source": "把雾霾赶走吧", "target": "来场风就好了" }, { "source": "哪有淡妆?", "target": "在最后面啊" }, { "source": "在最后面啊", "target": "全程都是一个脸啊,不想再看一遍了,刚吃的饭要吐了" }, { "source": "全程都是一个脸啊,不想再看一遍了,刚吃的饭要吐了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,真的有,还挺好看的,快看" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,真的有,还挺好看的,快看", "target": "你截图吧,我没看到" }, { "source": "大朋友这一笔账何时还啊?", "target": "你是我的小朋友,等大朋友回来的时候请你去吃海底捞。" }, { "source": "过来打麻将啊!!", "target": "你不是不会打?况且你利是钱不是上缴了难道…" }, { "source": "聊天", "target": "聊神马" }, { "source": "聊神马", "target": "那就聊神马呗" }, { "source": "那就聊神马呗", "target": "拜,晚上再聊" }, { "source": "拜,晚上再聊", "target": "刚来就拜?" }, { "source": "刚来就拜?", "target": "我也小码农一枚啊码农的道路你懂的" }, { "source": "我也小码农一枚啊码农的道路你懂的", "target": "小码农?你不是冰大仙吗?" }, { "source": "小码农?你不是冰大仙吗?", "target": "冰激凌!" }, { "source": "冰激凌!", "target": "这天吃这个有点冷" }, { "source": "这天吃这个有点冷", "target": "不是啊~~~" }, { "source": "不是啊~~~", "target": "碎觉" }, { "source": "碎觉", "target": "醒了就不想睡了高富帅啊!!" }, { "source": "我也发现我越来越不贵气了", "target": "贵气" }, { "source": "贵气", "target": "我不能用这组词语吗," }, { "source": "我不能用这组词语吗,", "target": "可以。我乡下来的,比较少见而已" }, { "source": "可以。我乡下来的,比较少见而已", "target": "我也乡下的,只只不过想用下城里人的词语好了" }, { "source": "我也乡下的,只只不过想用下城里人的词语好了", "target": "我不会用怎么办?分手吗?" }, { "source": "我不仅没枯竭,而且处于憋着的状态,", "target": "适时适当释放,别憋坏啰!" }, { "source": "女演员长的好有灵气新演员?", "target": "嗯啊" }, { "source": "告诉我海欧的谁要", "target": "刚刚有了" }, { "source": "妹子多高啊", "target": "165啊,怎么了?" }, { "source": "灯牌这个东西", "target": "怎么啦,我是看台,又不会拦到别人" }, { "source": "怎么啦,我是看台,又不会拦到别人", "target": "这样。看台应该可以带进去。" }, { "source": "这样。看台应该可以带进去。", "target": "是的呀,是我们群的灯牌漂流计划,经过了伦敦,重庆,南京,下一站北京" }, { "source": "喜欢就去行动。不行动怎知对方的想法?", "target": "行动了也就那样" }, { "source": "行动了也就那样", "target": "总好过没努力就放弃。" }, { "source": "总好过没努力就放弃。", "target": "那也是哦" }, { "source": "那也是哦", "target": "所以,放手去追。追求幸福是人人平等的。" }, { "source": "所以,放手去追。追求幸福是人人平等的。", "target": "我记得我也追过你的哦" }, { "source": "我记得我也追过你的哦", "target": "啊!我是哪只眼睛瞎了么?居然错失这么优秀的你。" }, { "source": "啊!我是哪只眼睛瞎了么?居然错失这么优秀的你。", "target": "你们现在还是可以在一起在一起在一起" }, { "source": "我又回来了,是我自己退出去了,又给加回来了", "target": "嗯嗯,那就好了!" }, { "source": "小道消息狗哥要来武汉反正是跑男其中一个", "target": "噢买尬!!!!!什么时候!!!!!" }, { "source": "噢买尬!!!!!什么时候!!!!!", "target": "20几号" }, { "source": "你怎么又去郑州了", "target": "又?" }, { "source": "欢迎加入我们O型血的行列", "target": "咱O型血都是美丽善良呢化身" }, { "source": "不要告诉我你又去昆明了", "target": "恭喜你猜对了" }, { "source": "看完了,纪录片看过很多,但实在是难看。素材虽然有限,但语言没有精彩之处,还是不要再去打扰这二十二位了。", "target": "我只想说这是纪录片,不是电影,那些说难看的,还说睡着的,真的想不通,要贡献签票房,你不如买了不要看,来这里说这些只会讨骂" }, { "source": "你到家没有?", "target": "在龙岩了~" }, { "source": "在龙岩了~", "target": "是不是等车回家?" }, { "source": "是不是等车回家?", "target": "不是,在龙岩住一晚。" }, { "source": "不是,在龙岩住一晚。", "target": "你一个人?没车回去了?" }, { "source": "你一个人?没车回去了?", "target": "我哥会来" }, { "source": "我哥会来", "target": "你哥来了没有?明天带你体检?还以为和你一起回来的男的带你去" }, { "source": "你哥来了没有?明天带你体检?还以为和你一起回来的男的带你去", "target": "今天是一个人坐车好吗" }, { "source": "想问一下白色瓶子的肌源系列和这个绿色瓶子的区别是什么??对,还有三生花系列,他们都主打什么呢?", "target": "每个系列都有不同的效果哦" }, { "source": "每个系列都有不同的效果哦", "target": "百雀羚有没有海之秘这个系列啊" }, { "source": "百雀羚有没有海之秘这个系列啊", "target": "有的呢" }, { "source": "有的呢", "target": "我看百雀羚旗舰店里没有海之秘,但是我家附近的商场却有" }, { "source": "我看百雀羚旗舰店里没有海之秘,但是我家附近的商场却有", "target": "嗯嗯,旗舰店没有的,店里还是有的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,旗舰店没有的,店里还是有的", "target": "旗舰店之前有吗" }, { "source": "是不是要随身带双截棍啊", "target": "别抢过去遭殃的是你" }, { "source": "哇被转发了", "target": "开心!" }, { "source": "我不是想过去我是要过去叔叔是哪个学院的", "target": "公管" }, { "source": "公管", "target": "我朋友在信管" }, { "source": "我朋友在信管", "target": "在哪个区的?华山的?" }, { "source": "在哪个区的?华山的?", "target": "五山啊叔叔你呢?" }, { "source": "五山啊叔叔你呢?", "target": "哦…那没有华山远,我在跃北" }, { "source": "你会跳舞吗亲", "target": "损友损友" }, { "source": "损友损友", "target": "笨猪跳吗哈哈" }, { "source": "笨猪跳吗哈哈", "target": "你不关注我偏心偏心" }, { "source": "你不关注我偏心偏心", "target": "我偏心什么啦我时刻关注的好不好" }, { "source": "我偏心什么啦我时刻关注的好不好", "target": "勉强接受吧…" }, { "source": "勉强接受吧…", "target": "真好哄" }, { "source": "真好哄", "target": "要不是看你是个老西兄我要MP3" }, { "source": "要不是看你是个老西兄我要MP3", "target": "老西兄是什么东东我木有MP3可以给你哦" }, { "source": "老西兄是什么东东我木有MP3可以给你哦", "target": "有啥好介绍啊哈~" }, { "source": "你都参加什么活动了?~", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "猜不出来..." }, { "source": "猜不出来...", "target": "太笨了" }, { "source": "太笨了", "target": "我就笨,你管我a" }, { "source": "我就笨,你管我a", "target": "不管" }, { "source": "不管", "target": "对的。不管你了。" }, { "source": "可见某人是个夜猫子", "target": "上自习表玩手机" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "那你很棒棒噢" }, { "source": "学姐们,有单身的吗", "target": "学姐这里都大一哦" }, { "source": "棒,婚纱买了么。", "target": "没有这两天上班哪天先陪我试试去不" }, { "source": "没有这两天上班哪天先陪我试试去不", "target": "从哪。" }, { "source": "买个大房子", "target": "买不起哎这个月都没有周末,但一到周末就是大太阳的天气,好想懒洋洋的晒一天太阳" }, { "source": "你这样编稿了,也快走了。。。", "target": "要编稿了" }, { "source": "学妹好", "target": "好久没听到别人叫我学妹了,你确定我是学妹不是学姐" }, { "source": "好久没听到别人叫我学妹了,你确定我是学妹不是学姐", "target": "我毕业一年了" }, { "source": "我毕业一年了", "target": "'好久没叫师兄了" }, { "source": "'好久没叫师兄了", "target": "噢不。你该喊学长" }, { "source": "你真够了,话都不让人说完。从心不是一点点啊。快说,某女星到底是谁", "target": "菲菲" }, { "source": "菲菲", "target": "麻烦西安看看我的头像在说话好嘛!" }, { "source": "麻烦西安看看我的头像在说话好嘛!", "target": "麻烦西安看看我的头像在说话好嘛!" }, { "source": "羡慕呀呀呀,我还在担心是否能进面试,你你你开快艇去啦啊啊啊", "target": "什么面试" }, { "source": "什么面试", "target": "研究生啊" }, { "source": "我也想看大海", "target": "来个说走就走的旅行" }, { "source": "广东倩", "target": "哈哈暂时的广东倩" }, { "source": "我要腾叔叔!", "target": "我要你来吧送我" }, { "source": "你算小摊的了啦", "target": "嗯其实是不多" }, { "source": "怎么会胖?确实,不吃饭饿着或者不好好吃饭就不会胖了", "target": "可能是我喝了水" }, { "source": "可能是我喝了水", "target": "心情不好,吃饭就吃一点,一定会瘦的,夏天很容易瘦" }, { "source": "你会打电话吗?", "target": "会滴,整天和妹子打" }, { "source": "你这条狗", "target": "我这是讽刺好不好" }, { "source": "梦还未破碎,你需要继续不断追寻,与年龄无关,与职业无关。", "target": "但有的人有梦,有的人没有" }, { "source": "俺躲在在吃三只松鼠。", "target": "啊呸,躲在家" }, { "source": "吼吼,你回来了?下雪了,温度有没有很哇塞", "target": "雪花飘飘北风萧萧" }, { "source": "因为我迫不及待的去工作了!", "target": "说,是不是你老板也开了微薄" }, { "source": "大牌么你你算什么,跑男里谁都比你红,摆什么架子,你人气有鹿晗的四分之一高么,呵呵了我,都懒得骂你!", "target": "话不能这么说" }, { "source": "话不能这么说", "target": "都懒得说,也没什么好说的了,就是看清了" }, { "source": "早呀,菲儿,早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的人儿有饭吃", "target": "请问你睡了么?" }, { "source": "跟吉吉吵架了?", "target": "真的不可理喻" }, { "source": "真的不可理喻", "target": "咋啦" }, { "source": "怎么说呢我生日都是姑姑帮我过得", "target": "你那些朋友呢闺蜜呢?" }, { "source": "你那些朋友呢闺蜜呢?", "target": "从没有过" }, { "source": "顶我上去!!你们会选择爱你的矮穷矬还是等待不爱你的高富帅", "target": "我会选择一个爱我和我爱的普通人" }, { "source": "来个拌饭吧现在好饿", "target": "我也好饿" }, { "source": "社会我翔姐人美路子野", "target": "你才野" }, { "source": "你才野", "target": "夸你好看呐重点在前" }, { "source": "老哥在哪儿!", "target": "要玩吗,下次喊你" }, { "source": "没有恋爱好么亲,诶,人生迷茫啊,高考失利,工作连篇,朋友敷衍,诶,你懂我的", "target": "还有朋友敷衍我们猪?那还是不是朋友没关系船到桥头自然直" }, { "source": "我是学渣", "target": "好吧其实我隐瞒了我是学霸的事实" }, { "source": "好吧其实我隐瞒了我是学霸的事实", "target": "看出来了" }, { "source": "看出来了", "target": "有对象的都翘课汪汪汪" }, { "source": "有对象的都翘课汪汪汪", "target": "没对象" }, { "source": "对对对对!我打王者时候就是这样接完挂了之后后台程序还是有接电话的页面然后再有电话就接不了!", "target": "后台退不出去只能关机重启,我一直以为是我一边充电一边玩游戏把手机弄卡了,后来我身边好多朋友都跟我一样,开黑队友也经常接电话卡到跪" }, { "source": "你真棒", "target": "你也是!彼此彼此!" }, { "source": "你也是!彼此彼此!", "target": "哈哈,你就不能谦虚一下嘛!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈,你就不能谦虚一下嘛!!!", "target": "受你影响!" }, { "source": "受你影响!", "target": "尴尬!" }, { "source": "食言要有赌注啊啊啊", "target": "一顿大餐?" }, { "source": "可见战友之间都互相占有过", "target": "人家只是洗澡看过" }, { "source": "人家只是洗澡看过", "target": "软的和硬的差距可不是一点点哦" }, { "source": "苍茫的天涯是我的爱~~~", "target": "魂淡" }, { "source": "早晓得就喊你给我带一份了", "target": "你也剥削阶级。。。" }, { "source": "你也剥削阶级。。。", "target": "我要给钱的" }, { "source": "我要给钱的", "target": "跑路费?" }, { "source": "幼稚,我在给我爱豆的金主卖命呢,你拍张照算啥", "target": "你才不是为了你的爱豆好吗!" }, { "source": "你才不是为了你的爱豆好吗!", "target": "他是为了梦想" }, { "source": "他是为了梦想", "target": "对,为了有房有车儿孙满堂" }, { "source": "吃完饭不吃点零食会感觉没吃饭,要么就是感觉没吃饱吃的不满足", "target": "感觉像没吃饭哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "来我这放风筝", "target": "有难度" }, { "source": "你也爱吃香菇啊", "target": "你才知道" }, { "source": "你才知道", "target": "我知道啊所以为什么能把香菇剩下" }, { "source": "到处鬼混", "target": "跟你学的啊" }, { "source": "跟你学的啊", "target": "哈哈,你是前辈呢" }, { "source": "哈哈,你是前辈呢", "target": "哪里敢当噢!" }, { "source": "哪里敢当噢!", "target": "我去出差,哪有你这潇洒" }, { "source": "不要秀恩爱/", "target": "哪里!昨天半夜我去医院,又下雨,好像在新食堂看到你了得" }, { "source": "白鬼在夜色中前行,等待着爬过长城将你撕成碎片么", "target": "这一季最后一集还没忍心看" }, { "source": "我们单位也都在看安全评价师,我没报名,觉得考不过", "target": "我是自己报考的,和单位没有关系" }, { "source": "只看过狼族少年", "target": "看过几部已经算很不错的了" }, { "source": "请问你在洗澡时突然地震你会……", "target": "穿着裤衩拿着衣服往外跑" }, { "source": "表白,好美", "target": "会的。越努力的人越辛运嘛" }, { "source": "哎呦喂都香到前进大街了", "target": "闻着了吧" }, { "source": "仙女又出现啦", "target": "是你了!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈小牛奶人设崩塌", "target": "早安哇" }, { "source": "早安哇", "target": "你才起床???" }, { "source": "你才起床???", "target": "该说晚安了" }, { "source": "该说晚安了", "target": "难得崽崽不修仙呀" }, { "source": "哈巴吃什么虾,土豪狗", "target": "狗不能吃虾" }, { "source": "装什么高端啊,小矮人", "target": "哪儿都有你" }, { "source": "绿的这么假", "target": "毛都不懂这绿才够切,够切够喜庆,留着给你结婚当手捧花" }, { "source": "毛都不懂这绿才够切,够切够喜庆,留着给你结婚当手捧花", "target": "行啊,到时候我也不扔我直接递到你的手里,把幸福代代相传,你拿回家接着再种上。" }, { "source": "行啊,到时候我也不扔我直接递到你的手里,把幸福代代相传,你拿回家接着再种上。", "target": "可我怕你从房山回城里的班车上颠蹬颠蹬着它就蔫巴挂了" }, { "source": "可我怕你从房山回城里的班车上颠蹬颠蹬着它就蔫巴挂了", "target": "是你坐班车好么,一点儿脑子不带动的" }, { "source": "我们单位有俩双鱼男,你要么", "target": "不要" }, { "source": "玲波晚上好,能干人有口福。", "target": "谢谢老师鼓励,不大会包" }, { "source": "谢谢老师鼓励,不大会包", "target": "不错的,比我强多了。" }, { "source": "不错的,比我强多了。", "target": "老师应该不用下厨的吧?" }, { "source": "老师应该不用下厨的吧?", "target": "经常下厨。我今晚一个人煮饺子吃,是她三妹以前送的。" }, { "source": "经常下厨。我今晚一个人煮饺子吃,是她三妹以前送的。", "target": "那厨艺应该很不错咯" }, { "source": "那厨艺应该很不错咯", "target": "自己一家人吃没问题,不具备招待客人的能力。" }, { "source": "换头像了啊", "target": "换了好几天了" }, { "source": "换了好几天了", "target": "哈哈,还挺好看的,耳机谁的啊" }, { "source": "谢谢儿砸的爱", "target": "狗润叫爹" }, { "source": "狗润叫爹", "target": "儿砸听话不要在外丢人现眼" }, { "source": "我大二中的校服!!!", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "淡季我也出去散散心看看别地的市场", "target": "哈哈,聊城开店喽" }, { "source": "哈哈,聊城开店喽", "target": "谁吖?" }, { "source": "谁吖?", "target": "你呀,我也好给我这些宝宝买买" }, { "source": "你还喜欢我吗?", "target": "喜欢,但是我们不能再在一起了" }, { "source": "胖子都不跟我说生日快乐阿?", "target": "晶晶姐生气快乐。。。" }, { "source": "法拉利买菜啊", "target": "请问我的钢铁那个是啥软件" }, { "source": "我需要面膜!", "target": "更需要…" }, { "source": "更需要…", "target": "我需要" }, { "source": "终于等到你,还好没放弃", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "我,今年目标,存10千", "target": "没得问题" }, { "source": "那位毛我感觉第一张比较帅呢", "target": "你竟然不说都帅,不按套路出牌,拖下去,斩了" }, { "source": "你竟然不说都帅,不按套路出牌,拖下去,斩了", "target": "说实话怕是要催生你的傲娇之心了" }, { "source": "说实话怕是要催生你的傲娇之心了", "target": "最近不来上海找哥玩?" }, { "source": "你肯定都睡了吧我不敢多发了", "target": "没有我刚躺下,今天晃悠了一天" }, { "source": "想你想你,非常想你", "target": "你看我的" }, { "source": "美白饮真的有效果?", "target": "我是白了好多" }, { "source": "前辈好(一个虚影的我)", "target": "我不是前辈,你好你好" }, { "source": "我不是前辈,你好你好", "target": "你好!" }, { "source": "要吃三大炮", "target": "吃了好几份" }, { "source": "昨天晚上吃的香椿炒鸡蛋,今天中午吃的调香椿", "target": "凉拌好吃呀" }, { "source": "撸啊撸的界面", "target": "你也玩" }, { "source": "整点巧克力", "target": "哈哈哈哈你居然也看这种电影" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你居然也看这种电影", "target": "那个辣鸡带我去看的" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜!!!看到这个消息,今天的心情都好起来了!!!", "target": "谢谢你,你真是个好人一起加油呀" }, { "source": "我带了点小零食在身上,觉得还好~就是不大想跳了。。。", "target": "哎。毕竟跳舞很累的啊。。。那时候排圣诞的舞就知道了。。。" }, { "source": "哎。毕竟跳舞很累的啊。。。那时候排圣诞的舞就知道了。。。", "target": "哎呦,你这样一说突然想到圣诞节的两个舞蹈啦~" }, { "source": "哎呦,你这样一说突然想到圣诞节的两个舞蹈啦~", "target": "嘿嘿,是呀~不过那时候很开心啊~" }, { "source": "牵手的是化妆师", "target": "满足大家的好奇心" }, { "source": "回到爷爷走的前一天回家看看他", "target": "我也想那么现在一切就不一样了" }, { "source": "好萌啊···学校终于高大上了一回!!", "target": "是的是的~" }, { "source": "是的是的~", "target": "哈哈…" }, { "source": "好吧…四点多吃晚饭么…", "target": "是啊,弄了点吃的,现在还饱着呢" }, { "source": "我说林更新可爱没人反驳吧!!!", "target": "反驳!要加上聪慧" }, { "source": "反驳!要加上聪慧", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "怎么做告诉我好吗", "target": "好,你现在去买吗" }, { "source": "你的脸型适合典雅小公主。现在是闲散小文艺,这个改不了,也得是品味雅皮呀", "target": "典雅小公主。。。放了我吧,我觉得直男风格挺好的。哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "典雅小公主。。。放了我吧,我觉得直男风格挺好的。哈哈哈哈", "target": "那得花些银两,置办些非大众的服饰" }, { "source": "睡觉很咸鱼有啥区别?嗯?", "target": "为梦想,不睡觉" }, { "source": "哈哈。经常听,喜洋洋,我们该怎么办", "target": "我经常听到,我会回来的" }, { "source": "回去多注意休息。还被马布里搥一下", "target": "两下" }, { "source": "哎哟,你过奖了", "target": "怎么你变谦虚了,不像你呀。" }, { "source": "怎么你变谦虚了,不像你呀。", "target": "哎哟,不行呢?" }, { "source": "哎哟,不行呢?", "target": "行,说明你终于长大了。" }, { "source": "蚊香片,蚊香液比这好用多了", "target": "多少钱" }, { "source": "多少钱", "target": "雷达90片蚊香片网购,20块,能用三个月。你这三盒也就用30天吧。" }, { "source": "雷达90片蚊香片网购,20块,能用三个月。你这三盒也就用30天吧。", "target": "这么实惠。用完这些就换" }, { "source": "我是举世好公民。。。你说的我不懂。。", "target": "你会下国际象棋吗?" }, { "source": "你会下国际象棋吗?", "target": "不是,有" }, { "source": "不是,有", "target": "你,会下国际象棋吗?" }, { "source": "你,会下国际象棋吗?", "target": "不是,有" }, { "source": "缘分啊。你咋用我同学的头像哈哈", "target": "你同学??" }, { "source": "你同学??", "target": "是呀。你这张头像的雏形" }, { "source": "是呀。你这张头像的雏形", "target": "本人长什么样呢。" }, { "source": "本人长什么样呢。", "target": "哈哈,就是这个样子呀。不经意间就看到这张画像了。" }, { "source": "哈哈,就是这个样子呀。不经意间就看到这张画像了。", "target": "有没有现实照片呢" }, { "source": "有没有现实照片呢", "target": "有啊" }, { "source": "H&M的质量我感觉一般般", "target": "觉得好可爱\\'质量过得去" }, { "source": "你觉得我有这么宝啊", "target": "我相信你说的" }, { "source": "再烦我清君侧哦", "target": "我今天上班第一件事就是去浇水。你还清么?" }, { "source": "我今天上班第一件事就是去浇水。你还清么?", "target": "爱你么么哒" }, { "source": "爱你么么哒", "target": "嚯哟,变脸比变天还快。" }, { "source": "嚯哟,变脸比变天还快。", "target": "那是陛下教的好!" }, { "source": "那是陛下教的好!", "target": "反正学坏的都赖我" }, { "source": "反正学坏的都赖我", "target": "臣妾做不到啊陛下!!!" }, { "source": "演员胡一天,未来可期,新的一年,砥砺前行,麻将与你同在", "target": "一见你就笑" }, { "source": "唉,我还没看过下雪呢", "target": "你来,我请你看" }, { "source": "你来,我请你看", "target": "哈哈,请我呀,难道看雪还得买门票" }, { "source": "哈哈,请我呀,难道看雪还得买门票", "target": "那可不,等一场雪多难啊" }, { "source": "那可不,等一场雪多难啊", "target": "你是哪里的呀" }, { "source": "你是哪里的呀", "target": "我家是河南的,,只不过一直在天津" }, { "source": "我家是河南的,,只不过一直在天津", "target": "好像也不是很北呀" }, { "source": "全有合肥人呀", "target": "不是,成都的,来合肥旅游哒" }, { "source": "打一顿就好啦!", "target": "你打过学生不?最重的出手是怎样的" }, { "source": "你打过学生不?最重的出手是怎样的", "target": "经常打我有把扇子,打了就是一条印子" }, { "source": "经常打我有把扇子,打了就是一条印子", "target": "这么狠!看不出来啊你!看来我要向你学习了" }, { "source": "这么狠!看不出来啊你!看来我要向你学习了", "target": "刚在车上看到你和一mm说事,就没喊你我上课好凶滴" }, { "source": "刚在车上看到你和一mm说事,就没喊你我上课好凶滴", "target": "我在车上和一mm说事?我一晚上都在屋里啊!你看错了吧" }, { "source": "勤劳的娃儿!!!", "target": "那是相当勤劳,偶尔劳动一下心情都很好。" }, { "source": "我也想签啊!可是我在深圳,出国有没钱", "target": "可以网上签的啊" }, { "source": "可以网上签的啊", "target": "怎么签?" }, { "source": "带我飞", "target": "买了吗" }, { "source": "买了吗", "target": "还没。毕竟穷啥时候出来吃饭啊" }, { "source": "我看到背景:这个妹子蛮拼的", "target": "哈哈哈真爱、这都被你发现了" }, { "source": "呀昨天生日快乐哇", "target": "好的嘛你也可以提前一天祝福哈哈哈" }, { "source": "芸姐这是在哪家店里面吃的啊", "target": "照片里都有啊" }, { "source": "照片里都有啊", "target": "芸姐你一个人吗?" }, { "source": "新年快乐呀", "target": "你也是!" }, { "source": "真心觉得我要向你学习了。不能让工作毁了身体,不能不锻炼!!最后一句话简直让人想入非非啊", "target": "早上跟朋友一路还在聊,锻炼一定要越早越好,等发现身体出现问题了才想起来平时锻炼重要性其实已经晚了。但是人在二十多岁的时候对这个问题都不以为然。。。" }, { "source": "早上跟朋友一路还在聊,锻炼一定要越早越好,等发现身体出现问题了才想起来平时锻炼重要性其实已经晚了。但是人在二十多岁的时候对这个问题都不以为然。。。", "target": "真是这样的~~~~" }, { "source": "生巧嘛", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "好想去你那里上班", "target": "最近招人,公众号近期会发招聘帖,可以留意" }, { "source": "那个绿蛋糕真心不好吃哈哈特地去买过的人路过~", "target": "不好吃吗" }, { "source": "不好吃吗", "target": "没有那么好吃…一般般" }, { "source": "今夜,我无法入眠", "target": "要起来蹦迪么" }, { "source": "要起来蹦迪么", "target": "有迪可蹦?我这就去穿衣服" }, { "source": "来吧,随叫随到!", "target": "可以的,哪天桃子我三喝几杯聊聊天" }, { "source": "可以的,哪天桃子我三喝几杯聊聊天", "target": "可以的,我也想醉一回," }, { "source": "可以的,我也想醉一回,", "target": "我坊酒量还没见底" }, { "source": "我坊酒量还没见底", "target": "哈哈。就是可想醉!不是那意思" }, { "source": "周日夜市几点结束呀?", "target": "十点结束。" }, { "source": "十点结束。", "target": "不是吧,这么早。你确定吗?" }, { "source": "请站在墙角。砸不到", "target": "真是机智" }, { "source": "睡吧睡吧~好好休息!", "target": "小幻,早安!嘿嘿" }, { "source": "小幻,早安!嘿嘿", "target": "早!" }, { "source": "早!", "target": "昨晚我又失眠了,我现4好困,555555!等会儿还要帮我妹妹弄那志愿的事!" }, { "source": "昨晚我又失眠了,我现4好困,555555!等会儿还要帮我妹妹弄那志愿的事!", "target": "加油加油!今晚别再失眠啦!" }, { "source": "睡觉前不需要定闹钟", "target": "对!!!" }, { "source": "昨天下雪今天上班路超滑~让我惊魂一早啊~", "target": "注意安全噻亲!路滑慢行!你老公没送你?" }, { "source": "注意安全噻亲!路滑慢行!你老公没送你?", "target": "我开车,他坐副驾驶。别老公老公的叫,多不合适啊~还没合法呢亲!" }, { "source": "哇你去了葱澡呀", "target": "你知道这家啊?" }, { "source": "从小学一年级听双截棍开始,喜欢杰伦16年了,这算是听着他的歌长大吗", "target": "冒昧问一句,你多大。" }, { "source": "冒昧问一句,你多大。", "target": "95年的" }, { "source": "你缺男朋友吗?", "target": "别骗我你是女孩纸" }, { "source": "别骗我你是女孩纸", "target": "我可以给你介绍嘛" }, { "source": "同桌买了x5破感觉声音和照相还不错外形丑了点", "target": "这还没发布呢" }, { "source": "同玫瑰金32G,同10月15到10月21交货,同等待,着急…", "target": "和你一模一样还没动过" }, { "source": "确定剖腹啦?", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "我非常怀疑她男朋友是弱智不然怎么能无聊到这样", "target": "那我找个弱智的男朋友好了" }, { "source": "那我找个弱智的男朋友好了", "target": "我不就是弱智吗" }, { "source": "我克就拍了个小火车", "target": "你这个作息一点厉害嘛" }, { "source": "给你扒蒜", "target": "买不起貂" }, { "source": "买不起貂", "target": "没事儿我自愿的" }, { "source": "没事儿我自愿的", "target": "东北傻老妹儿" }, { "source": "我就看着像古巴,又怕说错了,你就会给你孩子说,看看,没文化,真可怕…", "target": "哇塞这样你也能看出来" }, { "source": "哇塞这样你也能看出来", "target": "恩,有一张你在广场照的,就觉得应该是…不过据说那边很穷啊…" }, { "source": "你的照片布局给你满分", "target": "哈哈哈哈噢耶衣服买了么" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈噢耶衣服买了么", "target": "买的裤子哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你的行程要不要这么满", "target": "累死了" }, { "source": "累死了", "target": "开心的不得了吧!" }, { "source": "开心的不得了吧!", "target": "因为有颗爱你的心所以不累" }, { "source": "因为有颗爱你的心所以不累", "target": "你的造句能力越来越高!" }, { "source": "要不今年的合影我们全部女装", "target": "真⑥,要是有哪个帅哥敢穿我就敢跟" }, { "source": "真⑥,要是有哪个帅哥敢穿我就敢跟", "target": "我给你挑一套,洛丽塔风的" }, { "source": "树深时见鹿", "target": "那就树鹿" }, { "source": "我见过变色,你被骗买到假了吧", "target": "没有啊,会变的,正版哟" }, { "source": "蓝蓝的天空、静静地湖水", "target": "好漂亮哈" }, { "source": "好漂亮哈", "target": "确实是干净的美" }, { "source": "懒成一坨了", "target": "咋办" }, { "source": "咋办", "target": "找我晨练。" }, { "source": "找我晨练。", "target": "你丫真的假的" }, { "source": "你丫真的假的", "target": "我一直就是个认真正经的人" }, { "source": "不用了我弄长裙给你!不但可以遮腿毛还可以遮粗腿", "target": "就这么说定了!!" }, { "source": "哈哈豆豆好明显,簇桥媳妇欢迎你哦", "target": "长得凶!整个脸都在痛" }, { "source": "长得凶!整个脸都在痛", "target": "上宫庄,有用" }, { "source": "赶紧睡", "target": "那会就睡着了" }, { "source": "我最爱牛油果", "target": "对于这个我只能说我不抗拒" }, { "source": "我读书少认不到", "target": "我们喝" }, { "source": "我们喝", "target": "要得好久又来整起" }, { "source": "要得好久又来整起", "target": "你说时间" }, { "source": "你说时间", "target": "放假你要回去呀" }, { "source": "眉毛好粗", "target": "关你屁事" }, { "source": "我迟来的生日祝福祝您每天开心的像个一百四十斤的瘦子", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你不是一个人,想让他好好休息,可是这也不是我们想就行的,还得看公司吧,行程安排都定了改了也不行的", "target": "只要他是在做自己喜欢的事儿就好啦" }, { "source": "首先给你点个赞,然后你要不要试一下看数学书", "target": "这个看完更精神吧" }, { "source": "下午好!", "target": "晩上好。" }, { "source": "太高兴了,辽宁进季后赛了,也祝你元宵节和情人节快乐", "target": "谢谢节日快乐" }, { "source": "我一直在遇,从来不艳", "target": "那你还好总比你一个人艳。从来不遇强" }, { "source": "那你还好总比你一个人艳。从来不遇强", "target": "其实是遇也没遇到,艳也没艳起来,杯具啊" }, { "source": "其实是遇也没遇到,艳也没艳起来,杯具啊", "target": "好啦,洗具没来你就独舞吧,没人和你抢,你属于独占鳌头" }, { "source": "好啦,洗具没来你就独舞吧,没人和你抢,你属于独占鳌头", "target": "都快2012啦,一个人的世界末日很没意思啊" }, { "source": "都快2012啦,一个人的世界末日很没意思啊", "target": "那我买一直狗好啦。叫它陪你" }, { "source": "那我买一直狗好啦。叫它陪你", "target": "感动啊,你买了让它来陪我啊?" }, { "source": "这是赚了吗?数学不好……", "target": "还不知道,下午投了4800,看明后两天了,应该会赚的对吧" }, { "source": "还不知道,下午投了4800,看明后两天了,应该会赚的对吧", "target": "希望你能赚钱,然后请我吃饭报销车票" }, { "source": "听说上下有一种羊皮单鞋很好穿", "target": "价格也很好看" }, { "source": "冬的寂静", "target": "寂静之美" }, { "source": "手袋几靓哦!", "target": "找到亮点了?!" }, { "source": "想到博主的家乡也来看看夕阳和日出", "target": "欢迎欢迎" }, { "source": "你一个人一瓶吗?", "target": "哪有,我们三人一瓶" }, { "source": "请客吃饭", "target": "约你你不是忙吗哈哈" }, { "source": "约你你不是忙吗哈哈", "target": "改天被天。哈哈" }, { "source": "我们这里明天才是小年", "target": "晚安!小年快乐!" }, { "source": "饭堂开张了啊?!饭堂几折?", "target": "今日斋戒,饭堂参观了一下,没吃。。。" }, { "source": "今日斋戒,饭堂参观了一下,没吃。。。", "target": "阿弥陀佛" }, { "source": "写论文", "target": "明天汇报,再做ppt" }, { "source": "明天汇报,再做ppt", "target": "汇报啥啊?" }, { "source": "汇报啥啊?", "target": "今年的计划和安排" }, { "source": "我说我去找你。她说我现在和别人睡一起", "target": "我和他在一起六年初二到大二还是分开了他说他和她睡了我就知道再也回不去了" }, { "source": "我和他在一起六年初二到大二还是分开了他说他和她睡了我就知道再也回不去了", "target": "你们也睡了呀" }, { "source": "大米都上班啦!", "target": "上班都一年多了!" }, { "source": "上班都一年多了!", "target": "纳尼!!!我记得你还在腐国念书来着!!!" }, { "source": "现在那边温度如何", "target": "今天有点冷,风大" }, { "source": "今天有点冷,风大", "target": "谢谢,正考虑要不要过去" }, { "source": "真善良。善有善报,祝福你。", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "承你吉言,早日脱单,希望我明年会和王凯公布恋情。", "target": "这………,我希望你成功" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜!记得心里留个位置给小哥哥啊!", "target": "会的" }, { "source": "刚刚师父打错电话了正好打给我!竟然说交规要5月中左右然后我抱怨了两句说怎么老是变卦结果他吼我俩早不来考...我无奈只能哄着他女人难做啊!", "target": "为啥五月中旬才能考啊?这次没有报上接着下周不行么?这样欺负我们真是的!!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "为啥五月中旬才能考啊?这次没有报上接着下周不行么?这样欺负我们真是的!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "我搞不定他真的" }, { "source": "我搞不定他真的", "target": "我们下次学车就给他说,你7月就入职了,学不出来只有拖很久了~~这个是他的责任,不让我们考交规!!" }, { "source": "我打了快二十年球了,现在事多,反而不怎么玩了。", "target": "你是70后么?" }, { "source": "你这算是人品爆棚。遇着贵人啦~", "target": "是的呢。。" }, { "source": "我不太想见方平", "target": "怎么会见到他" }, { "source": "垃圾敢骂我!", "target": "你敢来我就敢" }, { "source": "你敢来我就敢", "target": "好啊来我这SOLO" }, { "source": "好啊来我这SOLO", "target": "哈哈好啊好啊" }, { "source": "哈哈好啊好啊", "target": "干不过我当心我休了你" }, { "source": "干不过我当心我休了你", "target": "我从来不骂人" }, { "source": "我从来不骂人", "target": "呵呵我才不信" }, { "source": "呵呵我才不信", "target": "不信啥?" }, { "source": "不信啥?", "target": "你不说谎?" }, { "source": "你不说谎?", "target": "没有没有,我说的都是实话" }, { "source": "没有没有,我说的都是实话", "target": "唉我喜欢你" }, { "source": "唉我喜欢你", "target": "没啊~~很可爱啊~~~" }, { "source": "大学陪了我三年的,好有安全感。", "target": "好吧--你太凶残了" }, { "source": "好吧--你太凶残了", "target": "我觉得我的生命就少不了这东西了。" }, { "source": "我觉得我的生命就少不了这东西了。", "target": "==!你太缺安全感了。" }, { "source": "我们两头猪睡得晚起得早", "target": "我马上继续睡了!" }, { "source": "我马上继续睡了!", "target": "我也想睡" }, { "source": "我们格格长大了哎〜", "target": "格格愿意为你下厨" }, { "source": "都是女生,为啥就你那么可爱", "target": "为了不拉低你们的颜值水平" }, { "source": "镜头在这边,你不看镜头在看哪个帅哥啊", "target": "看镜子中的自己" }, { "source": "看镜子中的自己", "target": "呵呵,亲你真洋务" }, { "source": "呵呵,亲你真洋务", "target": "哈哈'''好看吧" }, { "source": "哈哈'''好看吧", "target": "不好看" }, { "source": "不好看", "target": "亲'说反话" }, { "source": "太热,所以我也纠结暑假带茜出去玩怎么办?", "target": "太热了去哪都难受" }, { "source": "太热了去哪都难受", "target": "是啊!所以我纠结呢!" }, { "source": "你又加班啊", "target": "小加了一会儿,我不怎么相信天气预报!" }, { "source": "小加了一会儿,我不怎么相信天气预报!", "target": "看来你是对的" }, { "source": "大本营可以散了…的确没啥新意", "target": "你在说一遍!!!" }, { "source": "你在说一遍!!!", "target": "你是小学生?" }, { "source": "你是小学生?", "target": "不是,你干什么?" }, { "source": "最近没啥压力就是觉得工资不够我吃的", "target": "以后可以和你约饭哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "以后可以和你约饭哈哈哈哈", "target": "比一比谁更能吃吗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我就想知道星空卡怎么办理???", "target": "你说的是不是星座卡?" }, { "source": "我觉得要不是我家凡凡多给了票也就没有双冠军了", "target": "这种双冠军的情况在节目中还是很少作为评委就应该公正的投票还是爱奇艺的剧本凶" }, { "source": "这种双冠军的情况在节目中还是很少作为评委就应该公正的投票还是爱奇艺的剧本凶", "target": "不看决赛还好看了就觉得是个搞笑的" }, { "source": "师弟介绍给我", "target": "95后的" }, { "source": "95后的", "target": "我96" }, { "source": "川儿,周末快乐", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "生日快乐真", "target": "你们考试完第一天我生日" }, { "source": "你怎么辣么无聊", "target": "你好无聊耶" }, { "source": "去踢球吧", "target": "咋了啊" }, { "source": "还没来学校??", "target": "刚到宜昌" }, { "source": "刚到宜昌", "target": "没课?!" }, { "source": "没课?!", "target": "现在赶过来上课了,占位子的人竟然没来,还是我占的位置" }, { "source": "我长得不好看啊?", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "你啥时候有男朋友呢?", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈我啥时候都找不着" }, { "source": "鸡蛋有、自律", "target": "有点不规律最近" }, { "source": "再开始锯木头之前我一直以为是在豆腐上画画……“牛啊”——眼瘸", "target": "一样一样的" }, { "source": "毛爷爷一毛不拔就能享受美食羡慕啊", "target": "老猴苏" }, { "source": "老猴苏", "target": "老猴苏找你要吃的" }, { "source": "哥,抱,亲,搂", "target": "扑倒" }, { "source": "扑倒", "target": "哈哈哈,推跟头" }, { "source": "哈哈哈阿姨好可爱", "target": "嘻嘻,可爱吧" }, { "source": "有刘海之后终于不那么攻辣!哈哈哈哈啵啵我蠢~", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这种尝试让我后悔!!!" }, { "source": "皮这一下你很开心", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "永远的兄弟祝福", "target": "都要加油" }, { "source": "比熊", "target": "哪里的狗" }, { "source": "哪里的狗", "target": "猴哥朋友的寄养几天" }, { "source": "五月天总是能唱到心里", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "年假走起", "target": "我就两天年假…" }, { "source": "我就两天年假…", "target": "听说我也是,下个月开始有两天年假" }, { "source": "喜忧参半的小孩纸", "target": "是你自己说的" }, { "source": "是你自己说的", "target": "什么时候?不过现在只剩忧了" }, { "source": "什么时候?不过现在只剩忧了", "target": "那不过又是暂时的" }, { "source": "恭喜幸福久久", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "看这太阳就觉得还会继续晒黑。。。", "target": "你很怕黑?我不怕,我喜欢大太阳" }, { "source": "你很怕黑?我不怕,我喜欢大太阳", "target": "我很怕晒。。因为我晒太多会长斑。。" }, { "source": "因为容和和我在一起了", "target": "不!他说过只爱我一个人的!我不听我不听" }, { "source": "不!他说过只爱我一个人的!我不听我不听", "target": "他跟我说他在布拉格想了很多还是忘不了我已经投入我的怀抱了" }, { "source": "红米,快吗?", "target": "网络速度的话,有信号的地方当然是3G秒杀2G了" }, { "source": "啊偶~原来是牛郎织女啊", "target": "你起好早的呀,额,那什么时候相会下哈?" }, { "source": "你起好早的呀,额,那什么时候相会下哈?", "target": "那当然是七夕啦,哈哈" }, { "source": "生活过的巴适哦", "target": "一般一般哈哈" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,演的真的很不错,我最近可迷河正宇了,演戏可好可好了呢", "target": "长得不错喔" }, { "source": "长得不错喔", "target": "纯纯的演技派,把我帅哭了" }, { "source": "只有我觉得这个猫很恐怖吗", "target": "太可怕" }, { "source": "自然萌~~话说你穿得可真春天~我猜这是去哪儿面嘹?", "target": "没有面啊。。。" }, { "source": "不知道小年夜", "target": "你们广东人好像都不过小年的……过冬至???" }, { "source": "努力生活,一个人也很好", "target": "也许吧" }, { "source": "来来来分你一点", "target": "么么,等我过克怕是汁都不剩了" }, { "source": "么么,等我过克怕是汁都不剩了", "target": "哈哈哈到时候来沙溪款待哈你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈到时候来沙溪款待哈你", "target": "沙溪凉粉还是阔以呢" }, { "source": "哇哇哇,我是昆明哒", "target": "要约吗?" }, { "source": "要约吗?", "target": "你是大学生还是工作啦" }, { "source": "换了名字和头像我还是知道你是谁加油吧我大学可是快毕业了", "target": "真是我在心底无数次的佩服你宝贝~真是明智的选择,上高中就是受苦呢,你啊就是不走寻常路。" }, { "source": "真是我在心底无数次的佩服你宝贝~真是明智的选择,上高中就是受苦呢,你啊就是不走寻常路。", "target": "没什么明智不明智各有千秋既然选了这样一条路就要让它发挥作用" }, { "source": "我现在很好奇当初为啥没吃你豆腐。。。。", "target": "因为你不是随便的人" }, { "source": "因为你不是随便的人", "target": "也是。。不过好可惜,下次去上海一定不错过" }, { "source": "小丑才是最帅的!", "target": "我喜欢蝙蝠侠" }, { "source": "我喜欢蝙蝠侠", "target": "分手了" }, { "source": "分手了", "target": "没办法了" }, { "source": "哇今天吃到的都是带刀片的糖突然觉得很带感,以后要不要做一做这种刀片糖系列", "target": "可以啊【考慕课考傻了】" }, { "source": "可以啊【考慕课考傻了】", "target": "好的,准备一下开发刀片糖" }, { "source": "遇到会欣赏的人,这些就都是你的优点!", "target": "哈哈哈,是吗?" }, { "source": "和男友分手了,原因是沟通不够,我喜欢他,但是他不知道,分手后才知道沟通有多重要,现在分手一个周心里还想着他,但是没有后悔药", "target": "现在还把他放心里,现在不也想继续下一场感情" }, { "source": "上周零下六度晚上犹豫搬不搬,结果一犯懒想着第二天再搬,结果一晚上冻死40盆,有一半直接完全化水了一点救都没有", "target": "心疼你" }, { "source": "怎么边提桶边骑小蓝的", "target": "用大的矿泉水瓶子装水啊,放在车筐里,回来再倒在桶里。要不怎么需要两趟才打满一桶呢" }, { "source": "嚯~您才三十啊算了,生日快乐吧", "target": "长得着急了是不~~" }, { "source": "长得着急了是不~~", "target": "不,太年轻" }, { "source": "借呗真的挺便宜的", "target": "挺贵的" }, { "source": "我来了", "target": "谢谢捧场" }, { "source": "你也喜欢三毛", "target": "爱的痴迷" }, { "source": "爱的痴迷", "target": "我刚买了她十一本书" }, { "source": "我刚买了她十一本书", "target": "嗯,认真品读吧" }, { "source": "提着40米大刀硬怼的狗子满地图乱跑了解一下。", "target": "不了不了" }, { "source": "小孩有玩就好开心啦", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "啥时候来灌醉我,", "target": "你等着" }, { "source": "小时后的梦想是考古学家然而我胆小", "target": "哈哈我第二是想当考古欸" }, { "source": "我们叫碧根果", "target": "这名字好听,还是玲儿见识多广" }, { "source": "这名字好听,还是玲儿见识多广", "target": "各地方叫法不同而已" }, { "source": "关注你好久了一直在跟着姐姐的教程做运动哟", "target": "加油哦我还会继续发的" }, { "source": "加油哦我还会继续发的", "target": "你也一定要坚持每次看到你的身材和你的努力带给我很大动力" }, { "source": "我现在单反+手机,微单这种东西还是等我有钱没处烧的时候再看吧", "target": "你是要烧就烧好的估计是要纠结一下。" }, { "source": "拉仇恨", "target": "故意的!哈哈" }, { "source": "故意的!哈哈", "target": "不约了!" }, { "source": "你不帅,偶帅", "target": "那你说刘烨帅么" }, { "source": "那你说刘烨帅么", "target": "笑而不语是一种态度" }, { "source": "笑而不语是一种态度", "target": "懂了你是说他丑的只能意会不能言传是吧" }, { "source": "你是因为喝可乐才肚子疼的吧", "target": "别闹!我是因为闹肚子才喝可乐" }, { "source": "别闹!我是因为闹肚子才喝可乐", "target": "你还好吗" }, { "source": "你还好吗", "target": "不好……本来是胃疼……现在头疼也开始疼了" }, { "source": "你是不晓得我们四个汉纸唱歌有多无聊", "target": "比起脑壳痛我宁愿无聊。" }, { "source": "作为一个在大理居住的荆州人我要告诉你,大理这边2-3元一斤。不过我喜欢青苹果,不喜欢吃这种。", "target": "青苹果是哪款味道" }, { "source": "青苹果是哪款味道", "target": "酸的啊。。" }, { "source": "你去看结婚场地嘛?!哈哈哈", "target": "年会要1800平" }, { "source": "年会要1800平", "target": "没其他地方啦,开个年会要跑那么远?!" }, { "source": "萌妹子你活着就好", "target": ":哄我开心,或是抱抱2偶吧" }, { "source": ":哄我开心,或是抱抱2偶吧", "target": "没啥,和小冰抱团取暖" }, { "source": "会计啊老师天天都留作业!!人都不好了", "target": "天,好可怜,抱抱" }, { "source": "羡慕你的瓜子脸", "target": "皂片骗子" }, { "source": "皂片骗子", "target": "我说是真的,不是照骗" }, { "source": "袜子好看!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈我也觉得我又买了几双" }, { "source": "早安琳子", "target": "早呀" }, { "source": "傻婆", "target": "我呢滴叫有童真!" }, { "source": "我呢滴叫有童真!", "target": "好啦好啦...童真" }, { "source": "中午本来想吃烤红薯的!", "target": "我午饭黄豆猪脚汤蛋炒饭自己动手丰衣足食" }, { "source": "我午饭黄豆猪脚汤蛋炒饭自己动手丰衣足食", "target": "哇。黄豆猪脚很久没吃了!食堂才有这个菜呢" }, { "source": "我决定我是最好看的人", "target": "大言不惭" }, { "source": "你说爱她什么的都有回答的", "target": "→→他会怎么回答。。。" }, { "source": "→→他会怎么回答。。。", "target": "我也试过!" }, { "source": "我也试过!", "target": "求答案!!!" }, { "source": "求答案!!!", "target": "我截图" }, { "source": "你居然赞!", "target": "因为我也感冒了" }, { "source": "浪费食物啊", "target": "名小吃啊" }, { "source": "永远爱你", "target": "你不爱我吗?" }, { "source": "祝你越长越高阿踏平月球的任务就交给你了", "target": "不对,你在南极" }, { "source": "不对,你在南极", "target": "对今天去北极玩了南极玩腻了" }, { "source": "对今天去北极玩了南极玩腻了", "target": "那么挺潮湿的,穿凉鞋好点,水荡荡多" }, { "source": "你简直是花癡!", "target": "咋子嘛~~~哈哈" }, { "source": "真是潇洒。羡慕你", "target": "诶艰辛的路程阿语言都不通" }, { "source": "诶艰辛的路程阿语言都不通", "target": "就你和你男朋友啊?" }, { "source": "就你和你男朋友啊?", "target": "还有两个不认识的人" }, { "source": "接受预约吗", "target": "你要我帮你开车嘛!" }, { "source": "你要我帮你开车嘛!", "target": "自行车可以吗" }, { "source": "自行车可以吗", "target": "我自行车骑得也可以" }, { "source": "我自行车骑得也可以", "target": "预约了哎呀" }, { "source": "预约了哎呀", "target": "要得嘛!" }, { "source": "宝贝,你什么时候喜欢上画画啦", "target": "突然手痒" }, { "source": "我今天刚从西安回来,嘻嘻", "target": "跟谁去旅游了啊?我也想去,啥时候咱们出去走走哇?" }, { "source": "跟谁去旅游了啊?我也想去,啥时候咱们出去走走哇?", "target": "去找同学玩去了,待了几天,挺好玩的,嘿嘿,行啊,天暖和了,就出去多走走" }, { "source": "你可以走凤凰传奇路线", "target": "那得你来配合啦~" }, { "source": "你最酷", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "到韩国啦", "target": "没,在青岛呢" }, { "source": "没,在青岛呢", "target": "怎么还在青岛啊???你不是两点多就走了" }, { "source": "我一放假就回去学车拿不到就不回十堰啦", "target": "你就看到后面两句昂?" }, { "source": "你就看到后面两句昂?", "target": "其实我老早就想告诉你这个事啦!!前面的。。。" }, { "source": "其实我老早就想告诉你这个事啦!!前面的。。。", "target": "我之前给你讲过啊…" }, { "source": "谢胖子兄连赞!!!", "target": "胖子兄感觉好别扭" }, { "source": "亲麻烦问哈啦武大樱花开了没。", "target": "早樱已经开了!但是三月份全面开放,预约进院" }, { "source": "早樱已经开了!但是三月份全面开放,预约进院", "target": "3月中旬去的话时间合适嘛" }, { "source": "3月中旬去的话时间合适嘛", "target": "合适!但是看樱花建议去东湖风景区!别去武大!花期人超级多" }, { "source": "今天有网球?", "target": "恩决赛和莎娃" }, { "source": "回来再说我去交评选表", "target": "牟部长好忙" }, { "source": "牟部长好忙", "target": "没去咯她让我把表收齐了再交过去" }, { "source": "你什么人呐", "target": "倒霉的人" }, { "source": "倒霉的人", "target": "哈哈哈你没我倒霉" }, { "source": "发姐这么漂亮肯定有人约。周六晚上不去约跟你们直播?", "target": "然后他还是来了" }, { "source": "然后他还是来了", "target": "看来发姐更喜欢咱们这些水友们," }, { "source": "新年快乐比心", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "苹果7总是这样不是网络问题求解决", "target": "亲,请问是否是无法进入游戏" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "来来来这" }, { "source": "为什么你拍个塑料袋我都觉得好看", "target": "看来我还没有塑料袋好看" }, { "source": "加油小雷雷!", "target": "好的,加油!" }, { "source": "一天要打多少个啊?", "target": "300" }, { "source": "300", "target": "你在哪工作啊?北京?" }, { "source": "你在哪工作啊?北京?", "target": "广州,你怎么会加到我?" }, { "source": "吃饱了睡觉", "target": "午安我刚要睡" }, { "source": "午安我刚要睡", "target": "好吧!已醒过来了。" }, { "source": "你是好吃。可是耐不住穷啊,不能天天吃了你,", "target": "啊哦" }, { "source": "周二周三飞", "target": "没空迎接你了体力在前一段已经耗尽了我要休养起来谁叫你骗人!" }, { "source": "人机大战,加油!", "target": "我们继续努力投" }, { "source": "又是小猫又是小柴,又是小萨摩耶,真是幸福", "target": "阿婆姐人生赢家,有有有有有" }, { "source": "阿婆姐人生赢家,有有有有有", "target": "哈哈哈哈对,忘了还有和" }, { "source": "韩国偶吧也很帅很温柔,我不介意你的异国恋", "target": "噗怎么可能见到" }, { "source": "噗怎么可能见到", "target": "你年轻漂亮身材好,还会看病!" }, { "source": "怎么变白,我天生黑皮,不要吃药,不要面膜", "target": "多喝柠檬水少出门出门带伞" }, { "source": "我卖苹果。", "target": "骗人" }, { "source": "骗人", "target": "骗你干什么,真的。" }, { "source": "现在骗子都专门瞄准老人家忽悠,缺德到家的。老爷子先保重身体啊,这事儿得慢慢来~", "target": "今天听他的声音都没有底气,真是让人担心,这么大岁数的人了,还得受这气。况且对方就是不承认,何耐当初没有留点证据什么的,唉!" }, { "source": "今天听他的声音都没有底气,真是让人担心,这么大岁数的人了,还得受这气。况且对方就是不承认,何耐当初没有留点证据什么的,唉!", "target": "有个也是平安的对业务比较熟悉,如果知道是你的事他会帮忙的。" }, { "source": "哎哟喂,靓到我的心都小兔乱撞了", "target": "班长在大东莞过得怎么样" }, { "source": "信锦鲤", "target": "哇真多" }, { "source": "好看但你的头发真的迷", "target": "一头表面茂盛自由生长的头发" }, { "source": "周日见,很期待跟大家见一面!", "target": "不是周六吗" }, { "source": "十元一吨…运费都不止十块了吧", "target": "感觉这个人挺“聪明”的" }, { "source": "学长你会唱小星星吗", "target": "不会呀,“那我教你好嘞”~" }, { "source": "我看会动画片啊〜〜飘走〜〜〜", "target": "诶?又看动画片?" }, { "source": "我也想问钱包!专柜买的吗?", "target": "是呀~" }, { "source": "6666666坐等喜糖", "target": "喜糖还要等等呢" }, { "source": "追剧的人伤不起啊,少熬点夜对身体不好", "target": "白天太吵了,晚上安静好看剧" }, { "source": "白天太吵了,晚上安静好看剧", "target": "能有多吵啊,那么吵你照样睡的着" }, { "source": "能有多吵啊,那么吵你照样睡的着", "target": "雷打不醒" }, { "source": "雷打不醒", "target": "我也差不多啦" }, { "source": "我也差不多啦", "target": "你还不睡?" }, { "source": "你爸妈真的是眉毛以下到嘴唇以上长得太有夫妻相鼻子都是肉鼻头", "target": "我怎么看不出来夫妻相" }, { "source": "去哪里?", "target": "惠州搬砖嘛" }, { "source": "惠州搬砖嘛", "target": "还以为回老家,吓死我" }, { "source": "还以为回老家,吓死我", "target": "回老家就不是天河客运站啦" }, { "source": "你怕是沉迷于你家嘉伦小哥哥无法自拔了,不打搅你", "target": "为了活动!为了尬同款" }, { "source": "来晚啦生日快乐", "target": "没晚" }, { "source": "不要跳海啊", "target": "快来救我~" }, { "source": "快来救我~", "target": "等着…" }, { "source": "端泳8月底就收了,快没得游了", "target": "米去其他泳池咯大把啦你好熟面口哦" }, { "source": "米去其他泳池咯大把啦你好熟面口哦", "target": "可能在泳池见过呱" }, { "source": "晕倒~~~~~平安,等你回来和我们一起跳舞~", "target": "一定!你们先帮我看看教的好不好~容不容易学哈" }, { "source": "一定!你们先帮我看看教的好不好~容不容易学哈", "target": "好,呵呵~明天去跳跳~跳舞简单来说就是一起抖,哈哈~" }, { "source": "好,呵呵~明天去跳跳~跳舞简单来说就是一起抖,哈哈~", "target": "抖和抖还是有很大差别的:)" }, { "source": "下雨天不是和巧克力更配嘛", "target": "和你睡觉最配" }, { "source": "和你睡觉最配", "target": "床上等你" }, { "source": "这家书店看起来非常不错。", "target": "推荐你值得去一下" }, { "source": "我觉得你很可爱", "target": "我觉得你更可爱" }, { "source": "我觉得你更可爱", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "赞一个、", "target": "不友善的小伙伴" }, { "source": "不友善的小伙伴", "target": "明天的生活谁知道会发生什么呢、所以我们现在最重要的就是过好你这在经历的、免得后悔" }, { "source": "明天的生活谁知道会发生什么呢、所以我们现在最重要的就是过好你这在经历的、免得后悔", "target": "你一天读书读哈老所?" }, { "source": "你一天读书读哈老所?", "target": "哎、一群被世俗红尘蒙蔽了眼睛的凡人、之所以你们看不清、是你们以及没有了那颗纯净的心灵" }, { "source": "嗷嗷嗷啊嗷嗷超好看的大天狗啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "想起了高中那微弱的灯光", "target": "打着台灯玩手机" }, { "source": "冻死我啦", "target": "哈哈多穿点" }, { "source": "最近你们貌似特别忙哦", "target": "嗯呐事多多" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈心疼你一秒祝阿姨生日快乐啊哈哈哈哈", "target": "我觉得你们真滴笑的很欠揍!不努力工作是要结婚的" }, { "source": "我觉得你们真滴笑的很欠揍!不努力工作是要结婚的", "target": "我学我学还不行吗" }, { "source": "怎么啦猪肉包包?", "target": "木事~~看看有多少小狗不理我~" }, { "source": "敢不敢画一字眉", "target": "花擦我不会。。。" }, { "source": "净化器使用快一年了,为什么现在电机的声音比风的声音还大了呢?", "target": "您好,建议您清洗粗滤,更换滤网" }, { "source": "至今还记得在电脑上看到她结婚照时候感受到的简单的幸福", "target": "没错,太美了" }, { "source": "好像每个星期放学都能见到你", "target": "对啊.回石滩方向嘛" }, { "source": "对啊.回石滩方向嘛", "target": "你石滩的?" }, { "source": "你石滩的?", "target": "住在附近而已" }, { "source": "在我心里,你是最棒的", "target": "岁月静好" }, { "source": "据说上岛还得交钱,坑爹的地方,下次去把你压上", "target": "我都叫你不要去啦一一我才不要跟你去咧嘿嘿" }, { "source": "珍惜当下", "target": "的确,活在当下,就要珍惜此刻!" }, { "source": "你不用害怕,我今天不收作业,还有大把时间可以浪费", "target": "你是班长吗" }, { "source": "你是班长吗", "target": "Lucy看不出来吗?我的头像哎" }, { "source": "Lucy看不出来吗?我的头像哎", "target": "看得出来但是我要确认一下" }, { "source": "光头阿姨是哪个", "target": "就是说我丑的女人" }, { "source": "就是说我丑的女人", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈本来就是" }, { "source": "万一遇上恶婆婆怎么办哈哈哈哈", "target": "很多人都不和父母住一块了" }, { "source": "很多人都不和父母住一块了", "target": "这种事情我觉得离我太遥远了我都没有想过结婚有家庭这些现在还在读书想多耍一下" }, { "source": "这种事情我觉得离我太遥远了我都没有想过结婚有家庭这些现在还在读书想多耍一下", "target": "我到现在都不敢想" }, { "source": "我到现在都不敢想", "target": "男生不着急啊30岁了事业有成了再想这些都可以不像女生感觉青春一下就过了" }, { "source": "这时候看神马都是粉红色床铺的样紫吧", "target": "我现在看什么都是螃蟹!" }, { "source": "每次看到那么长的队我都默默走开了", "target": "等人少可以试试,味道不错" }, { "source": "厄,搞得全世界都知道你通关了我怎么办?还卡在那一关呢", "target": "你那么挫的人肯定是过不了的了" }, { "source": "小家碧玉,你是在说我吗", "target": "我在说你怪力乱神" }, { "source": "我在说你怪力乱神", "target": "怎么这样啊,唉呀" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,就像小时候我们留刘海老妈非要一把给你掀起来露出大脑门显纯真一样的感脚", "target": "那是要我们显精神哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "考导游证费用多少?", "target": "基本费用是报名费300+书费150+体检费50.大概就五百的样子,当然最好要报一个培训班。。。各个地方收费不同。。。" }, { "source": "不知道颜色爱不爱,松紧带略长,可调整…买一赠一", "target": "这个回答也是厉害了" }, { "source": "未来可期一鹿前行", "target": "加油!!!" }, { "source": "男生175的身高算矮吗?", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "美少女上下班当心啊", "target": "已经到公司了" }, { "source": "都去看电影了~我在寝室趴被窝", "target": "最近没啥好电影啊也" }, { "source": "最近没啥好电影啊也", "target": "爱情片……你懂的,虐狗" }, { "source": "爱情片……你懂的,虐狗", "target": "我不爱看爱情片,没啥意思" }, { "source": "钓鱼好惬意啊", "target": "咱的鱼…没钓着" }, { "source": "为你赞一个", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "你跟她说我长的像亚鹏了没?", "target": "说了,她白眼我" }, { "source": "特选此刻报到", "target": "请坐,请上座~" }, { "source": "猜猜明天早晨你还跑步吗基基答应我,跑完了再把数据贴上来吓死她们谢谢", "target": "等着被他吓堵一瓶老干妈他还是不敢发" }, { "source": "等着被他吓堵一瓶老干妈他还是不敢发", "target": "如果发看到这条的我一人一瓶老干妈" }, { "source": "如果发看到这条的我一人一瓶老干妈", "target": "如果他发你送老干妈?所以你不是也不信他敢发我们本是同根生啊" }, { "source": "看来我该叫你姐姐咯,我才读大一。", "target": "加油姐姐快毕业了你要让自己的大学充实起来" }, { "source": "看那么多人骂你我就放心了!上次就对你今天才发现真是无上限!", "target": "你的心是不是没放下过啊,真替你担心,你说万一那天没人骂那宝了,你会不会气死啊" }, { "source": "但是现在农药多,削也可以,我妈是啥都削皮", "target": "我也是很多东西都削皮~" }, { "source": "你们穿校服啊", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "当然", "target": "这么好" }, { "source": "这么好", "target": "你羡慕给你啊" }, { "source": "我就是上海的……今天发现要交了,一头雾水", "target": "对啊,我昨天也发现了,好奇怪" }, { "source": "对啊,我昨天也发现了,好奇怪", "target": "不过我现在明白了~" }, { "source": "不过我现在明白了~", "target": "到底是为啥啊" }, { "source": "最近忙得顾不上看你还是发了不少东西哈", "target": "整理衣橱" }, { "source": "来重庆了居然", "target": "是哈,怎么啦?" }, { "source": "是哈,怎么啦?", "target": "我在重庆的嘛" }, { "source": "我在重庆的嘛", "target": "啊!早说啊,太可惜了" }, { "source": "爬山怎么样", "target": "还好我们坐车到山顶然后克景点玩不过还是好累" }, { "source": "拔牙这么多怎么吃饭啊除了智齿还拔了什么牙啊", "target": "拔牙那2个月没吃饭,喝粥,吃面包,面条,同事说瘦不拉几" }, { "source": "叫我姐姐叫你叔叔。", "target": "阿姨,我们不约" }, { "source": "错综复杂的三角恋?,可是你们忘了吗?还老赵和豪哥呢", "target": "哇这是怎样的情感纠葛啊" }, { "source": "快了那,等这顿饭等了很久了", "target": "又不是儿子结婚" }, { "source": "又不是儿子结婚", "target": "先是大学酒再就是结婚然后就是孙子了" }, { "source": "泡泡,中秋快乐!我也是一个人过节", "target": "我调的明天上午值班,下午回去,但是夜里还要回去。" }, { "source": "我调的明天上午值班,下午回去,但是夜里还要回去。", "target": "只要你回家,我们会想办法送你回单位" }, { "source": "只要你回家,我们会想办法送你回单位", "target": "OKay,我本来下午值班的,我换成上午了,这样夜里三点半的我还要去" }, { "source": "去小巷子里面租电动车,30一天,到处跑", "target": "我们下午都不敢出去" }, { "source": "我们下午都不敢出去", "target": "台风?" }, { "source": "台风?", "target": "现在是的,前几天是因为热。我们的武夷山行程都被迫取消了" }, { "source": "帅的人早就起床了,譬如我。", "target": "人丑要多读书,所以要早起是吗?" }, { "source": "蹄子再怎么肥美也拍不出美感", "target": "你嫉妒我有肉感!" }, { "source": "你嫉妒我有肉感!", "target": "噢?" }, { "source": "做最美的胖子", "target": "让我瘦给你看!" }, { "source": "吃货有点不开心啊。。。。", "target": "当然。。。L号都塞不下她了" }, { "source": "当然。。。L号都塞不下她了", "target": "哈哈还以为对新娘不够满意呢" }, { "source": "早起的鸟儿有虫吃,睡懒觉的鸟儿被虫吃", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "看来你是做到了" }, { "source": "昂,老婆你早点睡啊,你老公我明天还要上学", "target": "星期天还要上学脑公你也是可怜脑公站起来" }, { "source": "星期天还要上学脑公你也是可怜脑公站起来", "target": "脑公起不来了" }, { "source": "脑公起不来了", "target": "但使龙城西西在从此脑公不早朝" }, { "source": "但使龙城西西在从此脑公不早朝", "target": "脑公要睡死在床上" }, { "source": "脑公要睡死在床上", "target": "一次就好我陪你睡到天荒地老" }, { "source": "缘分一来你也挡不住~待缘分还没来你就先单身吧!记住遇到就好好把握哈!不要遮遮掩掩哈!怎么感觉我是爱情大师一样!", "target": "等不到,来不了,接不住,承受不起。哈哈,我要一直孤单,等变得足够踏实,再做打算。" }, { "source": "等不到,来不了,接不住,承受不起。哈哈,我要一直孤单,等变得足够踏实,再做打算。", "target": "不要消极嘛!幸运女神保佑你!" }, { "source": "不要消极嘛!幸运女神保佑你!", "target": "这不消极好嘛,是理性" }, { "source": "哇哇,大赞", "target": "出去小浪了一下" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "早安快乐!" }, { "source": "眼睛有光。", "target": "灯光太亮。" }, { "source": "不说再见", "target": "不再见" }, { "source": "十点了,我尽力回复了,大家记住,大海是没有肚脐眼儿的。", "target": "好的晚安" }, { "source": "上期跑男,你跟AB比起来差远了", "target": "哦你这么牛你去上吧" }, { "source": "喝酒了吧", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你是不是嫌弃我了" }, { "source": "同学!你有空啊!", "target": "为什么会没空咯…" }, { "source": "为什么会没空咯…", "target": "貌似你都很忙啊" }, { "source": "还没过年,就要撤了?真羡慕!", "target": "你的票怎么样了" }, { "source": "你的票怎么样了", "target": "没买到!呜呜。可怜的我呀。我一看在北京的最后一个周末,以为你明年不回来了呢!伤心了好半天!" }, { "source": "没买到!呜呜。可怜的我呀。我一看在北京的最后一个周末,以为你明年不回来了呢!伤心了好半天!", "target": "哈哈。。小心你媳妇看到这句话。那你再试试,据说每天都会发出一些票的,可能就能买到的" }, { "source": "哈哈。。小心你媳妇看到这句话。那你再试试,据说每天都会发出一些票的,可能就能买到的", "target": "嗯哪,我已经决定要坐汽车回去了。火车能买到的都没座了。呵呵。你赶紧休息吧。明天要上班了。郁闷啊!呵呵。" }, { "source": "嗯哪,我已经决定要坐汽车回去了。火车能买到的都没座了。呵呵。你赶紧休息吧。明天要上班了。郁闷啊!呵呵。", "target": "恩,也行,今年没下雪路上应该还行。晚安了啊" }, { "source": "哇偶,提前年夜饭呀", "target": "末尾情人节晚餐" }, { "source": "他的牙是我见过最好看的狗狗的牙哈哈哈", "target": "别说了就算是人我也没见过比它还整齐的牙" }, { "source": "晚上十佳歌手比赛", "target": "比完了来。" }, { "source": "比完了来。", "target": "比玩都几点了" }, { "source": "比玩都几点了", "target": "我今天想出去喝酒" }, { "source": "我今天想出去喝酒", "target": "早说阿,我也想喝" }, { "source": "早说阿,我也想喝", "target": "你看我回复你的时间呀。。。我早说了,你没看到诶。走不走?" }, { "source": "你看我回复你的时间呀。。。我早说了,你没看到诶。走不走?", "target": "你老是夜间活动,对身体不好诶,我都要睡了" }, { "source": "你老是夜间活动,对身体不好诶,我都要睡了", "target": "嗯,其实我也躺床上了,就是问问你高不高兴而已" }, { "source": "嗯,其实我也躺床上了,就是问问你高不高兴而已", "target": "我夜间活动会死掉" }, { "source": "我夜间活动会死掉", "target": "可是夜间才有气氛呀" }, { "source": "可是夜间才有气氛呀", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "睡了。安" }, { "source": "你买了儿童餐!!!", "target": "没看见是儿童套餐,一定是普通套餐" }, { "source": "没看见是儿童套餐,一定是普通套餐", "target": "这个猴子又燃起了我收集的热血!!" }, { "source": "这个猴子又燃起了我收集的热血!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈鼓励鼓励" }, { "source": "海绵耳塞了解一下,超好用", "target": "这些事不是他们应该自觉主动的嘛" }, { "source": "大外甥恭喜啊", "target": "小外甥女我又多了个小外甥女" }, { "source": "小外甥女我又多了个小外甥女", "target": "不过还是恭喜!!!" }, { "source": "好清淡不重口,嘤嘤哭,还是美的,吧唧", "target": "吧唧" }, { "source": "我就想知道她的小咖秀叫什么", "target": "叫什么啊" }, { "source": "我是个大众脸。。。。前几天耍的好的看到个图也把我圈出来。。。", "target": "这样啊,,,你一哈就变得普通了。。。。" }, { "source": "这样啊,,,你一哈就变得普通了。。。。", "target": "这个刘海有点普遍了" }, { "source": "这个刘海有点普遍了", "target": "好久不见" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "没得好久嘛上次才在酒吧看到==" }, { "source": "没得好久嘛上次才在酒吧看到==", "target": "半个月了" }, { "source": "你不是去面试了么", "target": "结果时间没定!必须留家里了!唉西。。。" }, { "source": "结果时间没定!必须留家里了!唉西。。。", "target": "好吧。见不到你了" }, { "source": "早点睡吧~还会再见哒~", "target": "嗯嗯真到走时,真的挺舍不得的" }, { "source": "天气转阴了", "target": "我们这儿阳光明媚" }, { "source": "我们这儿阳光明媚", "target": "渴望阳光" }, { "source": "渴望阳光", "target": "怎么你哪里要下雨啦?" }, { "source": "怎么你哪里要下雨啦?", "target": "景区附近都是人,车" }, { "source": "景区附近都是人,车", "target": "春暖花开,出游好季节" }, { "source": "春暖花开,出游好季节", "target": "太子湾这边花来得太美了" }, { "source": "太子湾这边花来得太美了", "target": "什么花?" }, { "source": "什么花?", "target": "樱花" }, { "source": "樱花", "target": "一定很漂亮吧" }, { "source": "一定很漂亮吧", "target": "恩,还有樱花落的场景" }, { "source": "恩,还有樱花落的场景", "target": "多拍摄下来上传" }, { "source": "多拍摄下来上传", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "好啊", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "我有个快递待会儿陪我取一下,", "target": "你当这聊天对话框呢" }, { "source": "我很怕单独带汉子啊忧伤", "target": "带汉子还怕?真是的~~差不多就嫁了吧~" }, { "source": "爆瘦不如练车", "target": "还是不喜欢车" }, { "source": "这是哪里的海?看水的颜色应该是南方?北方的海我觉得是蓝色的诶。。。不知道对不对。。。", "target": "深圳,我觉得还是蛮蓝的,有机会去海南,那里的海水更蓝。北方的海没有去过" }, { "source": "男医生明显是在揩油", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "怎么可以天天次糖", "target": "最近小店老板进了棒棒糖啊话梅糖才有天天次" }, { "source": "最近小店老板进了棒棒糖啊话梅糖才有天天次", "target": "我好久没次过糖了" }, { "source": "我好久没次过糖了", "target": "暑假的时候次啦" }, { "source": "暑假的时候次啦", "target": "暑假次的还是你给的,次了一个" }, { "source": "暑假次的还是你给的,次了一个", "target": "你回去的时候次了人家给的润喉糖诶,感觉那次好危险啊" }, { "source": "你回去的时候次了人家给的润喉糖诶,感觉那次好危险啊", "target": "对噢,可是润喉糖不算棒棒糖啊,哎呦,最后我坐过头的时候还是问她的诶" }, { "source": "对噢,可是润喉糖不算棒棒糖啊,哎呦,最后我坐过头的时候还是问她的诶", "target": "这次不一样,下次真的真的真的得注意" }, { "source": "这次不一样,下次真的真的真的得注意", "target": "好的好的好的好的诶,可是也不是每次都接人家的糖啊,上次也是手蠢而已" }, { "source": "本来想看的,但是一听说男主都结婚有老婆了跟女主重遇后还怎么怎么样就一点都不想看了", "target": "真的,无语" }, { "source": "啊至此以后我下班打着城际就能飞去的约会就没有啦你要加油", "target": "可以打着飞的来" }, { "source": "666文艺男", "target": "求小学妹~" }, { "source": "求小学妹~", "target": "去哪跟你找~" }, { "source": "去哪跟你找~", "target": "你不是遍地都是么~~" }, { "source": "你不是遍地都是么~~", "target": "毛线~就认识几个被你们说成到处都是了" }, { "source": "毛线~就认识几个被你们说成到处都是了", "target": "加油,小伙子,祝你今晚喉咙不哑!" }, { "source": "加油,小伙子,祝你今晚喉咙不哑!", "target": "已回寝室" }, { "source": "我手机啊…你真不回来啦…", "target": "上课啊,咋回去...想我啦...哈哈~" }, { "source": "上课啊,咋回去...想我啦...哈哈~", "target": "现在就上课!我们这才刚放假没多久…你们呢有春假的对不不回来看看…" }, { "source": "现在就上课!我们这才刚放假没多久…你们呢有春假的对不不回来看看…", "target": "那要到三月,不回去,我要看樱花祭..." }, { "source": "居然出去吃烧烤", "target": "好久都没吃过了!" }, { "source": "去广州喝上好酒了哈!", "target": "是啊!" }, { "source": "是啊!", "target": "不叫我,太过分了" }, { "source": "运动真是一件……会超级上瘾的事情", "target": "让我们一起上瘾吧!!哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "树挺好看", "target": "不看谁拍的" }, { "source": "不看谁拍的", "target": "蹬鼻子上脸" }, { "source": "番茄炒鸡蛋终于可以换换口味啦酸辣味…", "target": "不知道可不可以做成番茄炒蛋诶,不过抹火腿浇意面都超好吃~" }, { "source": "脸很嫩的呀!造型乍看有点奇怪,但整个人看下来挺耐看的。", "target": "好看好看" }, { "source": "我们这个周末直接考试来培训之后才发现上班是有多舒服", "target": "那赶紧看书去,考试加油优秀花" }, { "source": "那赶紧看书去,考试加油优秀花", "target": "及不上半个洵优秀" }, { "source": "我也买上回家的票了", "target": "几号?亲" }, { "source": "几号?亲", "target": "3号凌晨的" }, { "source": "牙疼", "target": "是不是纠正的~还是虫吃的" }, { "source": "是不是纠正的~还是虫吃的", "target": "吃虫了" }, { "source": "去烈士公园啦?", "target": "去转了一圈" }, { "source": "去转了一圈", "target": "从望城过来的?" }, { "source": "从望城过来的?", "target": "我家呀" }, { "source": "期盼周末", "target": "不用早起的完美" }, { "source": "哭哭抱抱一起思考一下活着的意思", "target": "活着就是想美美的吃吃喝喝玩玩" }, { "source": "嘿嘿可以拍那种暖暖的风格吗在晚上那种暖暖的路灯", "target": "嗯,我也喜欢那样的,差不多这个样子吧" }, { "source": "嗯,我也喜欢那样的,差不多这个样子吧", "target": "感觉人物光线太亮整体感觉太过突出人物了应该让人物的光线也是暖暖的带一点暖黄的颜色" }, { "source": "感觉人物光线太亮整体感觉太过突出人物了应该让人物的光线也是暖暖的带一点暖黄的颜色", "target": "我现在面临的就是这个问题啊,人脸老是过曝,所以想多拍,看到底怎么才能控制得好" }, { "source": "恭喜进入盗梦空间,真过瘾", "target": "确实~不过在梦里白辛苦记录了" }, { "source": "真的感受到了结构的精妙,大概音乐也是流动的建筑吧", "target": "这个比喻真好!" }, { "source": "介是怎么了?", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "你觉得呢", "target": "中枪了?" }, { "source": "期待新组合哦", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "这个鳖看起来还挺美", "target": "人家跑到卤阳湖放生去了,哈哈" }, { "source": "我前几天也看隧道了", "target": "好看对不对" }, { "source": "悉尼时间明天凌晨", "target": "这么久,几点飞机?" }, { "source": "这么久,几点飞机?", "target": "悉尼时间15点" }, { "source": "悉尼时间15点", "target": "还有四个半小时" }, { "source": "还有四个半小时", "target": "考虑进城转转。" }, { "source": "开学以来一直很忙吗?", "target": "还好吧,这学期论文能写完就万事大吉了" }, { "source": "还好吧,这学期论文能写完就万事大吉了", "target": "也是,开题了吧" }, { "source": "也是,开题了吧", "target": "是啊,你们也快了吧" }, { "source": "笑不露齿,雅也。", "target": "你死哪果哟" }, { "source": "哇还没睡~", "target": "刚准备睡,你什么情况" }, { "source": "刚准备睡,你什么情况", "target": "正在酝酿嘿嘿,晚安~" }, { "source": "正在酝酿嘿嘿,晚安~", "target": "晚安…" }, { "source": "最贵重的牙刷。。", "target": "小学耶" }, { "source": "小学耶", "target": "好搞笑的说~~" }, { "source": "好搞笑的说~~", "target": "你也写一篇登书" }, { "source": "你也写一篇登书", "target": "我没文采语文从未及格过是这样的啦~~" }, { "source": "我没文采语文从未及格过是这样的啦~~", "target": "我也不想打击你。努力及格呗" }, { "source": "我也不想打击你。努力及格呗", "target": "姐姐连续三次都是那个分数!!!" }, { "source": "姐姐连续三次都是那个分数!!!", "target": "打球回来~" }, { "source": "信老师,听说石家庄明天开始又要有霾,有最新的风场图吗,想知道未来两天华北地区的空气质量到底有多差", "target": "重点的污染区就在河北中南部和河南北部和东部,山东西部一带。" }, { "source": "重点的污染区就在河北中南部和河南北部和东部,山东西部一带。", "target": "那就还是老地方" }, { "source": "你跟人家说话都好绅士", "target": "和你也绅士只是你不懂体会啊" }, { "source": "回来感受一波绝望", "target": "睡了明天到" }, { "source": "被喜欢的人没理由删了要不要加回来", "target": "加回来" }, { "source": "会关注你最近在干嘛经常聊天对你很好", "target": "嗯哪就是想天天看到你" }, { "source": "嗯哪就是想天天看到你", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "吃饭700多?", "target": "嗯,有四百多是请人吃饭花的" }, { "source": "嗯,有四百多是请人吃饭花的", "target": "那你每天在家吃饭吗?花的好少啊" }, { "source": "那你每天在家吃饭吗?花的好少啊", "target": "吃,早餐燕麦牛奶,午餐六块,晚饭六块" }, { "source": "吃,早餐燕麦牛奶,午餐六块,晚饭六块", "target": "哇,6块就可以解决,太棒了,我俩每天吃饭大概要100块" }, { "source": "哇,6块就可以解决,太棒了,我俩每天吃饭大概要100块", "target": "你们有钱嘛……我吃多了不舒服,我对吃的没啥要求,差不多就行,所以我不可能是美食家……" }, { "source": "你们有钱嘛……我吃多了不舒服,我对吃的没啥要求,差不多就行,所以我不可能是美食家……", "target": "是我比较能吃吧,我一般出去吃饭都是要点两人份" }, { "source": "是我比较能吃吧,我一般出去吃饭都是要点两人份", "target": "我以前也这样" }, { "source": "好久放假呀你们", "target": "25考完就可以走了。但是还要搬寝室,看搬寝室时间。" }, { "source": "好美丽的辽宁舰", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "吃饭没有呢,今天头痛好些了吗?" }, { "source": "吃饭没有呢,今天头痛好些了吗?", "target": "嗯吃了" }, { "source": "悄悄的扎破肚子!和我一样!值得放、不值得忍!", "target": "我真不想忍。" }, { "source": "我真不想忍。", "target": "自己抉择!留与不留!" }, { "source": "而你撑伞拥我去怀中,一字一句誓言多慎重", "target": "最喜欢这首歌" }, { "source": "最喜欢这首歌", "target": "什么歌" }, { "source": "未来做啥呢?", "target": "你是问我工作么" }, { "source": "发挥长腿优势", "target": "举步维艰呀" }, { "source": "什么车,刹车失灵", "target": "花了一万六买来的十八手车。" }, { "source": "花了一万六买来的十八手车。", "target": "比我的好,我的破车现在一万都卖不掉" }, { "source": "比我的好,我的破车现在一万都卖不掉", "target": "哈哈哈我的5000块还要请人家吃一顿饭。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我的5000块还要请人家吃一顿饭。", "target": "刹车还是修一下吧,安全高于一切" }, { "source": "刹车还是修一下吧,安全高于一切", "target": "修了人修理厂说1999年出厂的车子就是这样的,刹车不能猛踩,不然会打滑,要慢慢的稳稳的" }, { "source": "修了人修理厂说1999年出厂的车子就是这样的,刹车不能猛踩,不然会打滑,要慢慢的稳稳的", "target": "99年的车子!年检都过不了了,一年还要检两次唉" }, { "source": "快传一张照片来看看〈〉?", "target": "回家见你就看得到了啊" }, { "source": "刚起床就感受到你的不幸", "target": "可惨了" }, { "source": "今天又错过末班车。", "target": "要是错过末班车怎么办啊?" }, { "source": "惹你不开心的都是坏人", "target": "出发了吗'今天会有的热哦" }, { "source": "出发了吗'今天会有的热哦", "target": "昨晚下雨了,这边挺凉快的" }, { "source": "昨晚下雨了,这边挺凉快的", "target": "下雨'不知道哦" }, { "source": "下雨'不知道哦", "target": "睡太熟勒" }, { "source": "睡太熟勒", "target": "也是" }, { "source": "也是", "target": "睡眠好!" }, { "source": "你还在血拼?", "target": "没有啊凑热闹啊" }, { "source": "心疼少爷", "target": "心疼他?为啥不心疼开了6个小时车的我,到那还没转转呢就被撵回来了。" }, { "source": "心疼他?为啥不心疼开了6个小时车的我,到那还没转转呢就被撵回来了。", "target": "这你不顺趟带你弟吃顿大美妞沾个毒" }, { "source": "工作上很出色,家庭上很和睦,生活上很检点,思想上很进步,都具备了,“德艺双馨”当之无愧!", "target": "实至名归" }, { "source": "植树节还早啊", "target": "正好要植树,植树节放不了假,回来不了。" }, { "source": "你是五一去的啊", "target": "不是的重庆是三月份去的昨天去的长沙" }, { "source": "不是的重庆是三月份去的昨天去的长沙", "target": "啊啊啊贼羡慕啊" }, { "source": "秋分…树叶跳舞的季节…", "target": "这个说的好" }, { "source": "那你的金子什么时候会发光", "target": "我能发光么" }, { "source": "我能发光么", "target": "那要你金子用在谁的身上了" }, { "source": "一个中年妇男,不过不是我们专业的、、、", "target": "你怎么能这么说你的老师啊" }, { "source": "你怎么能这么说你的老师啊", "target": "恩恩,我得承认我对他是有点不尊重,可是他也是在糊弄我们" }, { "source": "恩恩,我得承认我对他是有点不尊重,可是他也是在糊弄我们", "target": "呵呵...真是个报复心理很强的孩子啊" }, { "source": "呵呵...真是个报复心理很强的孩子啊", "target": "这点可是没有的,一个人做出的事,总归得让人有评价的权利吧," }, { "source": "这点可是没有的,一个人做出的事,总归得让人有评价的权利吧,", "target": "就是恶毒了点" }, { "source": "这里好熟悉啊。在哪儿", "target": "我们三个去过的地方水碾河" }, { "source": "我们三个去过的地方水碾河", "target": "我就说嘛。" }, { "source": "我就说嘛。", "target": "看来你还没有忘记" }, { "source": "看来你还没有忘记", "target": "对啊。" }, { "source": "对啊。", "target": "你又去潇洒了" }, { "source": "对的不放油弄出来的东西很干薯条什么的弄出来跟油炸的完全不一样但是弄鸡翅倒不错弄出来的跟烤鸡翅一样", "target": "我就是看评价的鸡翅都可诱人了幸亏你们说了" }, { "source": "看不到美景诶", "target": "是的,可惜" }, { "source": "今天要做好很多很多事情", "target": "真的是" }, { "source": "汤不热和不撸帝一样的吗", "target": "不知道啊没有不撸帝" }, { "source": "我看到了枸杞,不过真的要少吃。", "target": "我已经起码半年没吃过泡面惹吃到的时候好幸福" }, { "source": "我已经起码半年没吃过泡面惹吃到的时候好幸福", "target": "总之一定要照顾好自己的胃" }, { "source": "好久没看到你啦", "target": "我在海口呀,你啥时候回来喝茶啊" }, { "source": "我在海口呀,你啥时候回来喝茶啊", "target": "你现在电话多少了,还住澳洲园不" }, { "source": "为毛我一走,那边就出太阳!", "target": "你跑去那边风流快活我都还没开腔咧。。。" }, { "source": "你跑去那边风流快活我都还没开腔咧。。。", "target": "哎··好嘛··看来我还是有心态不好的问题" }, { "source": "玩啥给啥这句话为啥光指物质呢?也可以是要亲亲给亲亲,要抱抱给抱抱,要陪伴给陪伴,要做游戏就给做游戏,要听爱他的话就给他说呀。", "target": "都可以包括啊,也包括要更多的玩具,更多的衣服,更多的糖果,想玩就玩,想吐口水就吐口水。那你都满足?呵呵" }, { "source": "没中过奖的来报道。我看看有多少人", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "你居然还没开学", "target": "快了" }, { "source": "日常羡慕未来的易夫人", "target": "哎呀" }, { "source": "北京雾霾有这么严重吗??", "target": "我觉得还好" }, { "source": "这么暖的情话,怎么会听哭。", "target": "想我就直说" }, { "source": "支持王子异呢,虽然被剪辑了,还是特别喜欢他的", "target": "对啊很快乐了" }, { "source": "既贵又不好吃,火车上没办法的事,你不吃也得吃,除非你减肥。坑人!", "target": "早知自带方便面" }, { "source": "大凌晨的", "target": "睡不着在看小说。。。" }, { "source": "睡不着在看小说。。。", "target": "简直堕落" }, { "source": "简直堕落", "target": "超级堕落感觉自己完蛋了" }, { "source": "奔我有问题想请教你~1、你说皮肤屏障的修复期一般以四个月为基础,那么易泛红也是皮肤屏障差的表现,然后上次看你回复说如果温和护肤两个月还容易泛红就要寻求医美了,这是为什么?2、我现在每天都是温和护肤大概两个月了,可是脸还是容易泛红,知道是自己以前作的原因,要怎么办呢?还要继续吗?", "target": "继续呀还有修复了一年的才好呢加油加油" }, { "source": "继续呀还有修复了一年的才好呢加油加油", "target": "谢谢你只是觉得有点迷茫" }, { "source": "你现在这么佛系了。我以前每周日雷打不动去寺庙呢还在那次一顿饭,", "target": "并没有,我就是一俗人,俗不可耐,无可救药了" }, { "source": "逃离寝室", "target": "改天带它看你" }, { "source": "我发现你就是个行走的表情包", "target": "我竟然无言以对" }, { "source": "一到晚上思维太活跃了", "target": "哼哼" }, { "source": "白等了一晚上!费觉!", "target": "这个点你真的睡得着吗" }, { "source": "驼背不好,停直腰杆会更有气质", "target": "驼了吗" }, { "source": "驼了吗", "target": "驼了" }, { "source": "最近你那么努力,瘦了哇?", "target": "我最近没努力了,又长回来的节奏啊" }, { "source": "我最近没努力了,又长回来的节奏啊", "target": "我最近吃得少,晚上睡不着,代谢慢了,明天去吃一顿火锅,促进一下代谢" }, { "source": "我最近吃得少,晚上睡不着,代谢慢了,明天去吃一顿火锅,促进一下代谢", "target": "可以,幸福啊" }, { "source": "可以,幸福啊", "target": "希望不要一顿就把我一周的努力白费了" }, { "source": "希望不要一顿就把我一周的努力白费了", "target": "不会的" }, { "source": "谢谢晚安奔奔(今天我准备早点睡)", "target": "不客气哦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,咖啡机的力量还是很大的,早安小果子", "target": "是的,所以就看小方太你了" }, { "source": "是的,所以就看小方太你了", "target": "加油,看好你呦" }, { "source": "加油,看好你呦", "target": "我是肿么了,老眼昏花了吗?" }, { "source": "哇哇哇围观秀恩爱", "target": "这里面好像有一个误会" }, { "source": "宝贝你的小翘臀,可以摸一下吗", "target": "那你要给我吃肉" }, { "source": "那你要给我吃肉", "target": "给你吃肉那就不能只是摸一下了吧" }, { "source": "我在南昌水深火热,你在建始享清福。我可以报警说你勾引我么?", "target": "你也过来嘛,还有蛮多妹子" }, { "source": "你也过来嘛,还有蛮多妹子", "target": "妹子勾引不了,你说有腊肉蹄子吃,我可以考虑哈!" }, { "source": "我就是出一万块那个大姐,我来了", "target": "不管如何,我都比大姐出价高一块钱!过来!" }, { "source": "不管如何,我都比大姐出价高一块钱!过来!", "target": "再反加5毛" }, { "source": "再反加5毛", "target": "一起吧!我反正不介意" }, { "source": "圆眼镜框卖萌可爱", "target": "不文艺吗?" }, { "source": "忘不掉前任怎么破", "target": "最好的恋爱就是下一次" }, { "source": "可以继续就继续,可以坚持就一定要坚持,不要轻易放弃,真的不合适才能放手!", "target": "有些事,没有结果是最好的结果。。。只怪自己太懦弱,还准备把话说开的,结果还是没有勇气" }, { "source": "看来板儿大叔您熟透了", "target": "学姐好" }, { "source": "学姐好", "target": "板板折煞我了" }, { "source": "今天真的特别美加油啊会一直疯狂为你打call滴", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,你也有今天" }, { "source": "这是地球生物?芭蕉吧!", "target": "米蕉吧" }, { "source": "米蕉吧", "target": "那就应该是的,反正是跟芭蕉一个种类!" }, { "source": "那就应该是的,反正是跟芭蕉一个种类!", "target": "好吃" }, { "source": "眼睁睁看着红丝绒从1500炒到1800再炒到2200却没钱买的我", "target": "目测这鞋以后也是先下手为强" }, { "source": "来我们大北京长见识了吧", "target": "可不是" }, { "source": "和谐或者爱国,换富强和敬业", "target": "我跟你换敬业可以吗" }, { "source": "啊!你居然舍得去看外场都那么贵", "target": "我肯定舍不得噻,送的" }, { "source": "亲爱的一看你就是一脸醉像~哈哈哈", "target": "晚上基本没喝,全是中午惹的祸~~" }, { "source": "晚上基本没喝,全是中午惹的祸~~", "target": "我晚上喝到两点过!" }, { "source": "听说张翰老婆顶了此贴", "target": "没听说" }, { "source": "老板问我刘海怎么剪,我说,爱你的形状。", "target": "你是要为难死发型师啊" }, { "source": "我和我前男友发了个验证消息是生日快乐祝好。然后他回复我:哪位?瞬间心里崩溃。溃不成军。他不记得我了", "target": "肯定是装的" }, { "source": "肯定是装的", "target": "唉,可是他还是不想理我。可能烦我" }, { "source": "唉,可是他还是不想理我。可能烦我", "target": "他不是不记得你了人永远不可能忘记一个人,他要是已经没有感觉,反而会谢谢" }, { "source": "结巴怎么了,很好玩啊", "target": "那好玩儿了!" }, { "source": "那好玩儿了!", "target": "人好玩啊" }, { "source": "人好玩啊", "target": "艾艾、不好玩、、、" }, { "source": "艾艾、不好玩、、、", "target": "特好玩,真的" }, { "source": "三文鱼?内地这一盒起码得卖500块吧。。", "target": "内地60左右吧" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,你中了些啥", "target": "帽子跟徽章,玩游戏得电影票,好多人得的手环跟巧克力豆" }, { "source": "他来我们学校也是早餐不准带进教学楼", "target": "我也是外贸的,我不管的,我照样带,早上不是抓迟到嘛,就那个小门那没人抓我是错误示范,不要学我" }, { "source": "我也是外贸的,我不管的,我照样带,早上不是抓迟到嘛,就那个小门那没人抓我是错误示范,不要学我", "target": "我也照样吃" }, { "source": "你要安慰我受伤的心灵、", "target": "我挂了谁来安慰我" }, { "source": "木有啊我上午不带手机的下午才会带中午才看到", "target": "我忘了" }, { "source": "我忘了", "target": "我忘记问你了找我什么事" }, { "source": "我忘记问你了找我什么事", "target": "跑步" }, { "source": "爆照求钓土豪?", "target": "土豪您还满意吗" }, { "source": "土豪您还满意吗", "target": "我没钱!您要吗?" }, { "source": "我没钱!您要吗?", "target": "少来,土豪" }, { "source": "生活", "target": "羡慕么?" }, { "source": "羡慕么?", "target": "一般" }, { "source": "一般", "target": "怎么,怕胖?" }, { "source": "百变娟娟", "target": "我也认同哈哈" }, { "source": "大咪给你我要小咪", "target": "不,现在想了想,大咪小咪我都要" }, { "source": "长呲了是嘛意思啊?", "target": "就是残了撒" }, { "source": "我打过人嘛?我是个绅士", "target": "呕本王祖贤要听不下去了" }, { "source": "呕本王祖贤要听不下去了", "target": "萌神这是去哪玩来" }, { "source": "萌神这是去哪玩来", "target": "哇面试去来振哥明天上班了" }, { "source": "哇面试去来振哥明天上班了", "target": "我透。十五中过了?这么快就上班!" }, { "source": "我透。十五中过了?这么快就上班!", "target": "没有那个早呢面了个小公司路上就得个八小时" }, { "source": "没有那个早呢面了个小公司路上就得个八小时", "target": "这么远。济宁还是别的地" }, { "source": "求打包回广州", "target": "出车间就化了" }, { "source": "出车间就化了", "target": "我要冰淇淋,求冰淇淋" }, { "source": "我要冰淇淋,求冰淇淋", "target": "冬天应该没问题了" }, { "source": "冬天应该没问题了", "target": "冬天我也吃不到" }, { "source": "每次看完这种文章就会很感慨啊......", "target": "我也是,感慨万千……" }, { "source": "啥夜宵胖死你", "target": "我怕吗!我有胸啊!" }, { "source": "晚上更冷,你懂得", "target": "那是阴森,不是冷" }, { "source": "那是阴森,不是冷", "target": "阴森也冷啊" }, { "source": "阴森也冷啊", "target": "吓都吓死" }, { "source": "吓都吓死", "target": "怕啥啊" }, { "source": "怕啥啊", "target": "也就呵呵了" }, { "source": "咦,你换发型啦,画风大变嘛", "target": "刘海幼稚" }, { "source": "刘海幼稚", "target": "都好看,不行,我们要克新疆。" }, { "source": "都好看,不行,我们要克新疆。", "target": "你来!我介绍给你!" }, { "source": "看不懂还有巴西的?!", "target": "翻了个25倍,3串1." }, { "source": "翻了个25倍,3串1.", "target": "搞定没有" }, { "source": "寻找正能量去了?", "target": "跑工地去了亲。" }, { "source": "你多大啊", "target": "啊哈哈" }, { "source": "孤独的终极", "target": "服务阿姨走累了,侧坐对面位子,吃的更不自然…" }, { "source": "服务阿姨走累了,侧坐对面位子,吃的更不自然…", "target": "你可以约下她" }, { "source": "每次你自嘲,我都比你更杯具", "target": "难道你昨天值班了?" }, { "source": "真的一生气啥都忘了。回头想想可以重新发挥下", "target": "真的是" }, { "source": "这么美,介绍个单身给我认识呗", "target": "我想想" }, { "source": "我想想", "target": "等你哈哈" }, { "source": "等你哈哈", "target": "都在国外呢" }, { "source": "哪个没有?你头像也真是酷炫。整天换名字的孩子少爱,哈哈!", "target": "头像好可爱啊有木有!!" }, { "source": "我跟跟那小狗说话,关你p事啊!猪头……哈哈哈!", "target": "我说的是,不可以这样叫他...我都没这样叫过他" }, { "source": "我说的是,不可以这样叫他...我都没这样叫过他", "target": "额~我哪知道这么多啊!诶……" }, { "source": "额~我哪知道这么多啊!诶……", "target": "哈哈哈..他是胖胖" }, { "source": "哈哈哈..他是胖胖", "target": "晕~他一点都不胖!你肯定少给东西他吃了!" }, { "source": "我要", "target": "来撒" }, { "source": "来撒", "target": "包吃住吗" }, { "source": "包吃住吗", "target": "就怕你不敢来,哈哈" }, { "source": "就怕你不敢来,哈哈", "target": "怎么,你还要把我怎么了吗还不敢来" }, { "source": "怎么,你还要把我怎么了吗还不敢来", "target": "没什么,吼吼" }, { "source": "长肉", "target": "不会我回家都瘦了五六斤了" }, { "source": "不会我回家都瘦了五六斤了", "target": "拉仇恨" }, { "source": "x的背景虚掉果然好看", "target": "随手一拍都是大片" }, { "source": "文科生一般怎么提分的只是背吗", "target": "不存在的一般怎么增高就怎么提分" }, { "source": "看待事物的方式不同,不必强求他们能理解,彼此尊重就好。", "target": "被催婚在先,所以心情就不太好了。" }, { "source": "被催婚在先,所以心情就不太好了。", "target": "这个需要应对好了,有选择就有麻烦,我也是一直被催的,总需要理由来应对,这个需要耐心的。" }, { "source": "这个需要应对好了,有选择就有麻烦,我也是一直被催的,总需要理由来应对,这个需要耐心的。", "target": "我是很不擅长撒谎找借口之类的。。所以只好沉默。然后就是发飙。" }, { "source": "耐看型身材是一级棒一米七多的身高92斤貌似还能让人活吗", "target": "身材是蛮好的,但自从别人跟我所她长得像小沈阳老婆的时候我就分分钟出戏" }, { "source": "身材是蛮好的,但自从别人跟我所她长得像小沈阳老婆的时候我就分分钟出戏", "target": "我有个机油长的很像她播主君的时候是个人都说她们长好像搞得自从出了小沈阳老婆这个梗她就" }, { "source": "我告诉你,用我的表情包是要钱的", "target": "就不!" }, { "source": "回学校心情很复杂", "target": "学校热闹呀" }, { "source": "学校热闹呀", "target": "你会在吗" }, { "source": "经过研究决定,大年三十开通,惊喜不惊喜,意外不意外!", "target": "逗比" }, { "source": "胃疼么?", "target": "是昨天疼到浑身发抖" }, { "source": "是昨天疼到浑身发抖", "target": "肯定乱吃什么东西了吧" }, { "source": "肯定乱吃什么东西了吧", "target": "木有我一天都吃的特别正常真是太难过了" }, { "source": "木有我一天都吃的特别正常真是太难过了", "target": "你的胃不喜欢你了。" }, { "source": "你的胃不喜欢你了。", "target": "它就没爱过我" }, { "source": "刚看完电影回来。到底还是精力旺盛", "target": "在寝室看不动电影你懂?" }, { "source": "胸不沉吗晃得不疼吗我每次蹦都很难过", "target": "胸要晃点了" }, { "source": "亲,抱歉的通知您,学校只让办2个月的", "target": "一个月能办不" }, { "source": "一个月能办不", "target": "不能,只能办2M的2个月,180" }, { "source": "你在我公司楼下干嘛?是想偷看我吗?", "target": "你要来偶遇我吗" }, { "source": "你要来偶遇我吗", "target": "那你要不要吻我?" }, { "source": "使劲打豆腐本来豆腐就不会碎啊!轻轻的才会碎!!!不信回家试试去", "target": "毛线我家就是做豆腐的大力直接成浆糊了我以前经常玩" }, { "source": "叔也爱吃土豆,炒土豆丝,薯片,炸薯条.", "target": "没看懂你的头像" }, { "source": "没看懂你的头像", "target": "这个嘛,你可以猜猜看,给你三次机会哦" }, { "source": "这个嘛,你可以猜猜看,给你三次机会哦", "target": "喜欢听什么歌?" }, { "source": "喜欢听什么歌?", "target": "喜欢的不得了" }, { "source": "招生吗难道", "target": "还在国内吗" }, { "source": "求怎么发", "target": "6s拍了直接就能发吧" }, { "source": "拜师学艺", "target": "你想学什么" }, { "source": "你们走了吗", "target": "我们星期天就走了,你是要去了吗" }, { "source": "我们星期天就走了,你是要去了吗", "target": "明天去" }, { "source": "明天去", "target": "哈哈哈哈又一次错过了" }, { "source": "啥时候去看电影", "target": "俺们俩那天都去了你们又团建" }, { "source": "俺们俩那天都去了你们又团建", "target": "没事可以再看别的嘛" }, { "source": "到你会有轰轰烈烈的爱情和看了都流口水的美食", "target": "没有都没有" }, { "source": "没有都没有", "target": "美食都没有就过分了吧" }, { "source": "美食都没有就过分了吧", "target": "我也很无奈啊" }, { "source": "厦门好玩吗", "target": "厦门?这个是东钱湖好伐厦门去年元旦就去过咧,好伐。" }, { "source": "厦门?这个是东钱湖好伐厦门去年元旦就去过咧,好伐。", "target": "怎么不叫上我们一起去" }, { "source": "怎么不叫上我们一起去", "target": "啊?噶我们贫民消费啦,你吃不消的" }, { "source": "是不是不太好控制在迷宫中走动?有玩家反应游戏结束没有显示经验值、我在犹豫买不买", "target": "嗯,很容易遇怪,遍地都是,逃跑了怪也不会消失,躲不开" }, { "source": "嗯,很容易遇怪,遍地都是,逃跑了怪也不会消失,躲不开", "target": "为啥我玩到仙灵岛后面就没有游戏音效了啊,你出现这个问题了吗" }, { "source": "我一摸她就趴在地上不动了", "target": "她可能虚你哈哈哈" }, { "source": "大哥你每天瞎倒腾啥呢", "target": "哈哈,没事干" }, { "source": "虾姑,有这么好吃吗?", "target": "大爱" }, { "source": "大爱", "target": "你说的是皮皮虾吗?肉又不是很多,味道又不是很好,怎么会好吃呢!" }, { "source": "你说的是皮皮虾吗?肉又不是很多,味道又不是很好,怎么会好吃呢!", "target": "萝卜青菜啊" }, { "source": "表弟发生了什么", "target": "我准备剪掉了太长了" }, { "source": "我准备剪掉了太长了", "target": "我回去见到你会不会还是板寸" }, { "source": "廊坊地震,还好不大", "target": "啊啊万幸" }, { "source": "音准可以就是这首歌你要表达什么情绪哈哈哈哈", "target": "声音很搓的" }, { "source": "声音很搓的", "target": "好像很紧张" }, { "source": "好像很紧张", "target": "不会啊,怎么会紧张,那个谁说我唱的很难听的" }, { "source": "下次你就会发大明湖畔的林浅预告了", "target": "并不是很想看男主也是。。。。不说了" }, { "source": "并不是很想看男主也是。。。。不说了", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "呵呵", "target": "呵呵屁" }, { "source": "等他娶你了我才信", "target": "不远了不远了,到时候请你喝喜酒" }, { "source": "不远了不远了,到时候请你喝喜酒", "target": "喝到了我才信" }, { "source": "喝到了我才信", "target": "等到时候给你多喝点,让你坚信我们能白头到老,还有份子钱了解一下" }, { "source": "要送伞吗?", "target": "不用了!你们要吃宵夜么?胖子在不在学校?" }, { "source": "不用了!你们要吃宵夜么?胖子在不在学校?", "target": "你请么,好啊好啊.哈哈,胖子出去了,不知道去哪里了" }, { "source": "你请么,好啊好啊.哈哈,胖子出去了,不知道去哪里了", "target": "呼叫到胖子没?" }, { "source": "呼叫到胖子没?", "target": "晕,,,电话正在通话中." }, { "source": "可以,楠楠妹妹长得像楠楠吗", "target": "讲真我一开始以为是他女票,都不敢走过去打招呼" }, { "source": "讲真我一开始以为是他女票,都不敢走过去打招呼", "target": "好看吗" }, { "source": "胖了吗,楠哥", "target": "哈哈,这都被你看出来了!" }, { "source": "记得明天电话联系哦!嘻嘻!", "target": "好的啊" }, { "source": "好的啊", "target": "你是想吃味道好的火锅还是环境好的火锅?" }, { "source": "太帅了,哥哥就是舞台王者", "target": "从开始" }, { "source": "你真厉害,我一下午从一千多到一万多。", "target": "哇噻,帮我打钱~" }, { "source": "哇噻,帮我打钱~", "target": "…………等上班了帮你打。头一天没事咱打一天。" }, { "source": "火葬场欢迎你", "target": "给个机会给个机会" }, { "source": "为嘛有人穿短袖有人穿外套", "target": "因为天气奇怪" }, { "source": "惬意自在,真好!", "target": "放松自己,开心快乐~" }, { "source": "蛹化成蝶,必将经历痛苦的剥茧过程!忍耐住,阳光总在风雨后!", "target": "信念不灭~正能量就会不断为自己充电!" }, { "source": "下半年还要旅游!!", "target": "要的。" }, { "source": "贼好看了可以说!!!", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊好好看!!!!" }, { "source": "你文明点,会死啊", "target": "谁先不文明的你说!真是怪胎!你文明点不会死吧" }, { "source": "谁先不文明的你说!真是怪胎!你文明点不会死吧", "target": "跟我谈文明,你还不够格" }, { "source": "跟我谈文明,你还不够格", "target": "你更没资格和我说话!算屁啊" }, { "source": "在哪里", "target": "佛山祖庙" }, { "source": "佛山祖庙", "target": "跑那么远了" }, { "source": "你肿膜不去接机", "target": "油费贵,停车费贵!!" }, { "source": "油费贵,停车费贵!!", "target": "打车费也很贵嘛" }, { "source": "耗电怎么样哥哥", "target": "暂时还不知道呢" }, { "source": "噗嗤,现在是小冰你在教我聊天呢", "target": "说什么呢" }, { "source": "表示诏安的电影票萌萌哒", "target": "不觉得我的裙子也萌萌哒吗" }, { "source": "不觉得我的裙子也萌萌哒吗", "target": "你有种给我发全身!!" }, { "source": "我的西瓜数据动了", "target": "我的也动了" }, { "source": "我的也动了", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "热你还穿线衫", "target": "早晚冷" }, { "source": "不要起床", "target": "我在上班了。。。早上学蚯蚓那样起来的。。" }, { "source": "我在上班了。。。早上学蚯蚓那样起来的。。", "target": "我终于休息啦" }, { "source": "我以后要学会珍惜身边的好人,遇到对的要紧紧抓住", "target": "杉杉快快抓住幸福" }, { "source": "杉杉快快抓住幸福", "target": "那个对的人还在别人怀里哦,哈哈,一直没出现" }, { "source": "您老去哪里开心去了?那么晚了!", "target": "歌唱~" }, { "source": "你好没化妆的头像", "target": "雷嚎啊!" }, { "source": "雷嚎啊!", "target": "我见过你!!没化妆却用会员秒杀的头像" }, { "source": "我见过你!!没化妆却用会员秒杀的头像", "target": "是我本人!" }, { "source": "是我本人!", "target": "对对对,你已经出名了" }, { "source": "对对对,你已经出名了", "target": "没有没有…" }, { "source": "我跟我家小孩子说了我要去看你这件事。", "target": "瞧得他已经" }, { "source": "老爸,我是敏囡不是闽南", "target": "呀,换名字啦?" }, { "source": "呀,换名字啦?", "target": "不是,我有两个号姑妈" }, { "source": "等着喝喜酒", "target": "想多了吧" }, { "source": "想多了吧", "target": "想的可多了" }, { "source": "想的可多了", "target": "想的太多不张个" }, { "source": "想的太多不张个", "target": "同病相怜啊" }, { "source": "同病相怜啊", "target": "不要拿我跟你相提并论" }, { "source": "不要拿我跟你相提并论", "target": "你高贵行了吧" }, { "source": "你高贵行了吧", "target": "哈哈,气死你" }, { "source": "切。我头脑确实没你那么简单……可是单纯简单快乐也好啦,总是那么惹人怜爱他真的很懂事了,会好的。他可以!", "target": "嗯。他真的长大好多懂事了好多,以前他很叛逆很不会想的,现在他每跟我说的一句话,都很让我刮目相看。也许他明白自己想要什么,也懂得去努力去奋斗。希望你能理解他…" }, { "source": "我玩王昭君不骂人", "target": "这游戏只有两类人骂和被骂" }, { "source": "这位被你黑的女生是谁啊", "target": "我有黑她嘛" }, { "source": "樱花园,名字不错", "target": "有一晚梦到你" }, { "source": "有一晚梦到你", "target": "那是因为我刚好想你了" }, { "source": "那是因为我刚好想你了", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "真的吗", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "还没回家?", "target": "没,在给姥姥抓药" }, { "source": "没,在给姥姥抓药", "target": "姥姥还没好?" }, { "source": "你咋能跑那么久", "target": "因为没有一个打发时间的人" }, { "source": "因为没有一个打发时间的人", "target": "我是说真的。你能不停跑一个多小时?" }, { "source": "赶快好起来吧,还等着看你的电视剧呢", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "啥时候回家", "target": "应该快了吧你啥时回去" }, { "source": "应该快了吧你啥时回去", "target": "我已经在家了啊" }, { "source": "借你吉言我会加油的", "target": "祝你成功" }, { "source": "我今天没有吃到饺子哎", "target": "你明天就可以去吃鱼了。多好啊。" }, { "source": "睡不着,只想聊聊天", "target": "早点睡姐姐,晚安~" }, { "source": "早点睡姐姐,晚安~", "target": "妹妹你也是哦~" }, { "source": "你这流口水的样子是要吃了它吗", "target": "你的眼里就只有吃" }, { "source": "你的眼里就只有吃", "target": "是你在流口水" }, { "source": "是你在流口水", "target": "我流口水是喜欢的意思,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "期待王子异!!!", "target": "期待王子异" }, { "source": "米有空调吗…", "target": "有是有,但是电费也是自己掏。。。" }, { "source": "有是有,但是电费也是自己掏。。。", "target": "好吧,那就当磨练意志" }, { "source": "我是小胖子", "target": "你的备注胖子" }, { "source": "既然是美梦怎么能被打断", "target": "已然打断了" }, { "source": "鸡蛋和水和面粉放葱花放鸡精和盐调的不稀不稠舀一勺下锅摊,出锅沾醋蒜吃,姥姥的菜", "target": "不稀不稠是哪样!" }, { "source": "不稀不稠是哪样!", "target": "就是自己感觉!这个是天赋!" }, { "source": "愿走心不再成为走肾", "target": "只走心不走肾估计也不行。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "只走心不走肾估计也不行。哈哈哈", "target": "你是走哪里的" }, { "source": "西坝小学+九中的路过~~", "target": "佩服佩服,那边老街还是那个样子" }, { "source": "早安!", "target": "你怎么这么早" }, { "source": "你怎么这么早", "target": "我是长期起早" }, { "source": "奶牛也有公的的啦", "target": "是吗?哈哈没文化真可怕" }, { "source": "是吗?哈哈没文化真可怕", "target": "~哈哈" }, { "source": "~哈哈", "target": "幸亏有你在嘻嘻~" }, { "source": "每日一茶", "target": "其实就是为了坚持锻炼。" }, { "source": "于是窝伸出了肉呼呼的小爪子", "target": "亲,你好可爱" }, { "source": "来铁桥喝酒刀刀", "target": "铁桥?" }, { "source": "喜欢这种热闹的感觉,早", "target": "早,喜欢热闹的事,但不喜欢过年" }, { "source": "睡得难受吗", "target": "打呼呢~" }, { "source": "打呼呢~", "target": "只能帮它塞鼻子捂嘴了~" }, { "source": "只能帮它塞鼻子捂嘴了~", "target": "听着也挺可爱的~" }, { "source": "你瘦了", "target": "这还真没称过" }, { "source": "白夜追凶良心好剧,潘粤明实力演技", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "我不是一直刷新看看他有木有回人家的嘛结果看到一个熟悉的头像。。", "target": "哈哈祝你永远得不到社长回复" }, { "source": "哈哈祝你永远得不到社长回复", "target": "泥煤" }, { "source": "牛蛙", "target": "我的意思是……地点。" }, { "source": "来吧橘子皮", "target": "橘子皮冻住了" }, { "source": "谁喜欢丁香花,有点惆怅", "target": "丁香花挺好听的呀~~~" }, { "source": "丁香花挺好听的呀~~~", "target": "太伤了,貌似初中流行的吧!" }, { "source": "太伤了,貌似初中流行的吧!", "target": "是啊~~蛮久的了~~" }, { "source": "是啊~~蛮久的了~~", "target": "再来首《两只蝴蝶》" }, { "source": "贴双眼皮贴", "target": "眼皮太厚撑不起来哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "眼皮太厚撑不起来哈哈哈哈", "target": "。。。可怕" }, { "source": "于是~妹子你是嫁给r君了么?", "target": "我!是!汉!纸!" }, { "source": "这样的月色,和霓娜一样美。", "target": "有木有夜猫子?" }, { "source": "有木有夜猫子?", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "你可以穿裤子一样帅气", "target": "塑料姐妹情" }, { "source": "塑料姐妹情", "target": "我这个建议实用中肯" }, { "source": "真棒的小日子。想吃李子。", "target": "苦中作乐" }, { "source": "大仇已报", "target": "哈哈哈哈幼稚死了" }, { "source": "喂你好,送货的么,每个来一份", "target": "你是谁?我认识你吗?好奇怪哦" }, { "source": "你是谁?我认识你吗?好奇怪哦", "target": "哦是么,你说什么我听不见" }, { "source": "哦是么,你说什么我听不见", "target": "我对你的记忆只停留在那一夜" }, { "source": "凯我想当你手中的那只兔子可以么!嘿嘿!", "target": "像我们没有" }, { "source": "如果没有子女在身边而父母有没找到兴趣爱好消磨时间的话是比较无聊的~上班也就是唯一选择了吧~不过阿姨还真是爱说大实话呢~你长得确实挺着急的~哈哈", "target": "你们这群落井下石的人好吧我25了" }, { "source": "你要去长白山玩", "target": "对啊对啊" }, { "source": "端午安康", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "谢谢~", "target": "吃粽子了吗" }, { "source": "最近很累吗", "target": "活着或者是死了,感觉都没有差别" }, { "source": "跑腿可以帮你买", "target": "跑腿送的咖啡不温暖" }, { "source": "感觉好久没见了样", "target": "我们也是有那么久了" }, { "source": "你真幸运,我先走啦!", "target": "挑中午大家吃饭的当口出行都不会堵车,假期快乐!" }, { "source": "挑中午大家吃饭的当口出行都不会堵车,假期快乐!", "target": "你去上海吗?" }, { "source": "你去上海吗?", "target": "是啊,准备检票了" }, { "source": "是啊,准备检票了", "target": "好好玩,有带好吃的给我留点" }, { "source": "好好玩,有带好吃的给我留点", "target": "好,一定给你留着,你乖乖等着…" }, { "source": "加油~你太全能了,拿个第一回来,姐请你吃饭~", "target": "这有点难度,我尽力吧,没拿到也要请吃饭哈" }, { "source": "这有点难度,我尽力吧,没拿到也要请吃饭哈", "target": "好!没拿到你请我吃~" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈哈现在发型有够不羁哦", "target": "哈哈哈卷了很久然后长了" }, { "source": "衣服好看", "target": "人更好看" }, { "source": "人更好看", "target": "还行吧" }, { "source": "午安了面膜君。", "target": "可是我刚醒" }, { "source": "你抬头看什么呢?", "target": "我低头看你吖" }, { "source": "我低头看你吖", "target": "那你好好看看我,看看我多可怜" }, { "source": "我能说平时我也这副装扮吗?怎么舒服怎么穿,压根不用管别人怎么看", "target": "非常棒" }, { "source": "不要气馁!虽不在你身边,不能给你最直接的鼓励和帮助,但希望能给你力量让你重新振作。", "target": "谢谢!为什么考了这么多年试,到现在这种时候还是考前怂啊!" }, { "source": "谢谢!为什么考了这么多年试,到现在这种时候还是考前怂啊!", "target": "没事,放心大胆的去考,你一定行的,因为你很棒!有信心!" }, { "source": "没事,放心大胆的去考,你一定行的,因为你很棒!有信心!", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "我墙都不扶就服你", "target": "服我这件白T吗" }, { "source": "服我这件白T吗", "target": "社会社会很社会" }, { "source": "有的时候只有经历那种磕磕绊绊才会懂得珍惜来之不易的结果,如果一切很顺利那意义就不一样了。", "target": "可是该怎么证明自己的选择是正确的,哪怕不被喜欢,最起码被理解接受也好啊" }, { "source": "可是该怎么证明自己的选择是正确的,哪怕不被喜欢,最起码被理解接受也好啊", "target": "那个我有点晕圈,你是不是要证明给家里人看你喜欢的人就是你一直找的那个人还是别的事情啊。" }, { "source": "那个我有点晕圈,你是不是要证明给家里人看你喜欢的人就是你一直找的那个人还是别的事情啊。", "target": "这不是听灵光的嘛!就是要向家人证明我喜欢的人是很优秀的" }, { "source": "这不是听灵光的嘛!就是要向家人证明我喜欢的人是很优秀的", "target": "你们现在都在学习,那就让他用自己的还有你的成绩来证明他很优秀,你们现在恋爱可以互帮互助,为了你们的以后共同努力。还有就是你们现在是高三也不用急于证明,熬过高考之后上了大学家里人管的就少了,你们也稍微自由一些。男人需要用自己的实力来证明我可以给你幸福。" }, { "source": "你们现在都在学习,那就让他用自己的还有你的成绩来证明他很优秀,你们现在恋爱可以互帮互助,为了你们的以后共同努力。还有就是你们现在是高三也不用急于证明,熬过高考之后上了大学家里人管的就少了,你们也稍微自由一些。男人需要用自己的实力来证明我可以给你幸福。", "target": "谢谢你啊,很忠恳。但其实。。。你可能误会了,我们并没有在一起。" }, { "source": "换的新发型吗", "target": "旧发型了,初中就是这样哈哈哈~这样看起来老实~" }, { "source": "说出了心声", "target": "怎么办呀" }, { "source": "怎么办呀", "target": "我也在寻找破解的办法,找到告诉你" }, { "source": "我也在寻找破解的办法,找到告诉你", "target": "那就先多喝热水吧" }, { "source": "你好,请问现在还在拍吗?拍多久啦?", "target": "剧组刚从北京转过来,今天第一天" }, { "source": "剧组刚从北京转过来,今天第一天", "target": "今天才刚拍啊~加油了!~还要拍多久啊~?" }, { "source": "你忽略了细节老人无妻儿有的只有那个他", "target": "所以老人和好友是超出友情的那种关系吗?" }, { "source": "咦无凭无据", "target": "今天去看了灰姑娘坐第一排醉了!" }, { "source": "今天去看了灰姑娘坐第一排醉了!", "target": "喔唷跟哪个姑娘啦" }, { "source": "喔唷跟哪个姑娘啦", "target": "这个能跟你说的?" }, { "source": "这个能跟你说的?", "target": "喔唷不得了了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,网易云还是赶紧买版权吧", "target": "就专注做英文歌就可以了" }, { "source": "我醒啦我醒啦。", "target": "我刚翻出我们去打高尔夫的照片,我好瘦啊...哈哈,早安" }, { "source": "我刚翻出我们去打高尔夫的照片,我好瘦啊...哈哈,早安", "target": "哇,那是多早以前的照片啦。" }, { "source": "哇,那是多早以前的照片啦。", "target": "10年夏天吧" }, { "source": "地铁君四号线每天早上7点40左右挤不挤哦,从周一开始得这个时间点坐地铁上班了", "target": "我是文化宫,刚好7号线的也在这里转乘" }, { "source": "我是文化宫,刚好7号线的也在这里转乘", "target": "不是说只有1号线最恐怖吗" }, { "source": "不是说只有1号线最恐怖吗", "target": "谁说的!详见周五2、3号线!" }, { "source": "谁说的!详见周五2、3号线!", "target": "我昨天下班高峰期刚坐过2号线表示比1号线好太多!" }, { "source": "你跳多久啦", "target": "最近刚跳" }, { "source": "很美是哪里?", "target": "泸沽湖" }, { "source": "泸沽湖", "target": "走婚去啦" }, { "source": "别地域黑了,善良点行吗", "target": "那个动物园被老虎咬的女人也是安徽的" }, { "source": "上班了?", "target": "木呢!今天刚答辩了,就剩下一些手续办了就可以毕业了!" }, { "source": "木呢!今天刚答辩了,就剩下一些手续办了就可以毕业了!", "target": "不错,不错,上班前记得把路考考了" }, { "source": "你为什么要喝百岁你应该喝青岛啊", "target": "我喝酒完事不得打针么。是不是傻" }, { "source": "我喝酒完事不得打针么。是不是傻", "target": "那你能睡着觉了啊" }, { "source": "那你能睡着觉了啊", "target": "我确实睡着了。我都不知道谁给我打的针" }, { "source": "所以我就说我好饿啊", "target": "吃豆腐花啦你" }, { "source": "吃豆腐花啦你", "target": "可是还是饿啊" }, { "source": "可是还是饿啊", "target": "面筋" }, { "source": "面筋", "target": "还是很饿,那些都不饱" }, { "source": "还是很饿,那些都不饱", "target": "吃个几百串就饱了" }, { "source": "吃个几百串就饱了", "target": "要是这样我就讲不了话啦" }, { "source": "要是这样我就讲不了话啦", "target": "谁让你不吃饭" }, { "source": "谁让你不吃饭", "target": "是没得吃啦,1号晚回到家又不想吃,昨晚你知道的" }, { "source": "是没得吃啦,1号晚回到家又不想吃,昨晚你知道的", "target": "谁知道你。不要脸。今天就可以吃了" }, { "source": "谁知道你。不要脸。今天就可以吃了", "target": "你最不要脸,你敢说你不知道,打飞你哦,对啊,对啊" }, { "source": "你最不要脸,你敢说你不知道,打飞你哦,对啊,对啊", "target": "那就开心死你了" }, { "source": "那就开心死你了", "target": "开心是开心啦,但是不至于死啦" }, { "source": "开心是开心啦,但是不至于死啦", "target": "庆祝你有饭吃,继续吃面筋" }, { "source": "庆祝你有饭吃,继续吃面筋", "target": "好啊,什么时候吃" }, { "source": "好啊,什么时候吃", "target": "自己去买什么时候都能吃" }, { "source": "自己去买什么时候都能吃", "target": "嗯,也对" }, { "source": "嗯,也对", "target": "手机给偷。不解释" }, { "source": "手机给偷。不解释", "target": "真的假的" }, { "source": "真的假的", "target": "珍珠都没这么真~" }, { "source": "好想抱一下这板栗超人,特别有意思", "target": "特别喜欢" }, { "source": "步步惊心谁有啊", "target": "我有,需要找我" }, { "source": "喜欢小苹果姐姐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "在山上看日出是件更赞的事", "target": "似的" }, { "source": "你怎么瘦的呀~", "target": "说起来很简单:少吃多运动" }, { "source": "说起来很简单:少吃多运动", "target": "做起来超级难哇每天跑步可以瘦不?" }, { "source": "做起来超级难哇每天跑步可以瘦不?", "target": "可以的我前期就是跑下来30斤左右只跑步的情况下" }, { "source": "可以的我前期就是跑下来30斤左右只跑步的情况下", "target": "大概每天跑多久呢" }, { "source": "大概每天跑多久呢", "target": "你是说需要跑多久才能见效的意思吗?" }, { "source": "你是说需要跑多久才能见效的意思吗?", "target": "是的我每天上班都需要坐着所以胖了蛮多主要就想瘦下半身一直找不到方法" }, { "source": "是的我每天上班都需要坐着所以胖了蛮多主要就想瘦下半身一直找不到方法", "target": "这样的话跑步游泳动感单车都OK关键是坚持." }, { "source": "这样的话跑步游泳动感单车都OK关键是坚持.", "target": "多久能有效果阿" }, { "source": "国考海关的面试没过,准备省考呗", "target": "省考职位出来没,准备报哪呢?" }, { "source": "省考职位出来没,准备报哪呢?", "target": "没出来呢,出来了看吧,你咋这么着急的" }, { "source": "你在哪间房?", "target": "316" }, { "source": "316", "target": "额…我现在才看到…刚才我在688" }, { "source": "额…我现在才看到…刚才我在688", "target": "和晕了吗?" }, { "source": "长大啦", "target": "哈哈对呀" }, { "source": "买双鞋给弟弟穿", "target": "买对人字拖行不。" }, { "source": "买对人字拖行不。", "target": "凉鞋好不好。" }, { "source": "凉鞋好不好。", "target": "不好。穿什么凉鞋啊!人字拖多好。" }, { "source": "不好。穿什么凉鞋啊!人字拖多好。", "target": "人字拖就人字拖吧。包邮哦" }, { "source": "人字拖就人字拖吧。包邮哦", "target": "-O-不包邮,我六一返黎先" }, { "source": "-O-不包邮,我六一返黎先", "target": "五一你不回来啊。以为请你吃大餐" }, { "source": "五一你不回来啊。以为请你吃大餐", "target": "不回上周回去了。" }, { "source": "都还好吧?七级地震严不严重?", "target": "还好家人都平安回来了" }, { "source": "薄荷宝宝简直了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈你就是捧场王" }, { "source": "悟空是我的外教", "target": "他是好多好多人的外教" }, { "source": "哟哟,有人给你当媒人啦", "target": "你杂知道?…呵呵" }, { "source": "你杂知道?…呵呵", "target": "猜的呗,嘿嘿。你们开学了吧" }, { "source": "猜的呗,嘿嘿。你们开学了吧", "target": "我晕,…去…你想多了,还没呢,1号才回学校" }, { "source": "我是水瓶座", "target": "你是水瓶座然后呢" }, { "source": "你是水瓶座然后呢", "target": "分分钟哭给你看" }, { "source": "好多人在拍照……", "target": "是啊哈哈" }, { "source": "女主得多丑", "target": "美若你你说好看不" }, { "source": "放假了", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "应该还没睡吧现在叫他起来10分钟之前他说他要睡了没那么快入睡吧还有怎么遥控会在他那里", "target": "空调牌都一样!算了吧,不太好,一个遥控坏了,姐现在盖棉被吹空调!" }, { "source": "空调牌都一样!算了吧,不太好,一个遥控坏了,姐现在盖棉被吹空调!", "target": "那就好好享受吧" }, { "source": "陈轻语美", "target": "啥子哦我不好看嗦" }, { "source": "啥子哦我不好看嗦", "target": "咦?旁边是你" }, { "source": "你是不是艾特我一下又删了?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "土豪啊哈哈哈是不是年会还要穿晚礼服呀哇哈哈", "target": "。。。才没有。。。但是我们要表演。。就还是准备穿露肩的裙子。。。" }, { "source": "。。。才没有。。。但是我们要表演。。就还是准备穿露肩的裙子。。。", "target": "哇塞好想来围观呀美丽啊" }, { "source": "我的废话终于值钱了", "target": "没有不一定" }, { "source": "我能说这电影三观不正吗", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "开始秀恩爱了吖", "target": "刚开始总有点控制不住的" }, { "source": "不会烧饭的男人才少", "target": "嫁出去有希望了" }, { "source": "嫁出去有希望了", "target": "希望是有的,就是不大" }, { "source": "希望是有的,就是不大", "target": "连您的立场都变来变去的" }, { "source": "连您的立场都变来变去的", "target": "这叫激将法" }, { "source": "开黑么,我玩源,贼6", "target": "你多少级了" }, { "source": "好友午安愉快!", "target": "午安" }, { "source": "不够社会!把手机壳换成小猪佩奇就完美了!", "target": "买不到啊!" }, { "source": "我们把悲剧聊成了喜剧", "target": "。。对了,奈何作者就没写任何番外吗,听说有网友改的好结局但是没找到" }, { "source": "。。对了,奈何作者就没写任何番外吗,听说有网友改的好结局但是没找到", "target": "这个不知道嗳,我看完之后都没有去搜它心痛" }, { "source": "大虾吃的嗨", "target": "已经准备洗洗睡了" }, { "source": "已经准备洗洗睡了", "target": "等着你的大虾解馋,你告诉我你要睡觉" }, { "source": "等着你的大虾解馋,你告诉我你要睡觉", "target": "都吃完了" }, { "source": "无锡的咖啡馆吗", "target": "算是咖啡馆吧,也有简餐啥的" }, { "source": "算是咖啡馆吧,也有简餐啥的", "target": "好妹妹以前在这驻唱?" }, { "source": "好妹妹以前在这驻唱?", "target": "来这家看过别人唱" }, { "source": "我上飞机,天空依旧晴朗,可以航拍,我在窗边", "target": "哈,多拍点,我拍了几张夜景的,太美了。" }, { "source": "吃饭未", "target": "翻了好久才找到旧人" }, { "source": "翻了好久才找到旧人", "target": "我们一直都在,找你比较难" }, { "source": "我们一直都在,找你比较难", "target": "我想在里边儿找你们也很难,哈哈。。。都好多好多不认识的了。。想当初是偶们的天下" }, { "source": "有钱就是任性", "target": "截图发完又剁了一次" }, { "source": "记住你", "target": "必须记住我" }, { "source": "哪天放假", "target": "大约在冬季" }, { "source": "大约在冬季", "target": "我们是三十当天" }, { "source": "我也不想有假期我想毕业了!!!!最后一个假期快点来把!", "target": "我还想跟你换呢,上学是挺好一件事哈,你现在大几阿,怎么感觉还在上高中,去年见你是这感觉哈哈," }, { "source": "七姑凉,找到你了", "target": "墨墨,我是七哥" }, { "source": "墨墨,我是七哥", "target": "好的,七姑凉" }, { "source": "你要撒子色彩我给你涂。", "target": "五颜六色" }, { "source": "订婚了", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "你还会包饺子?", "target": "是的啊" }, { "source": "这就是你像男朋友的原因。", "target": "哈?是吗?" }, { "source": "哈?是吗?", "target": "我对你不予以评价。" }, { "source": "我对你不予以评价。", "target": "因为你爱我吗?" }, { "source": "因为你爱我吗?", "target": "关系所迫" }, { "source": "马个吉他就是人中之渣,渣中极品。我也不想放飞自我吓你,你来和他做做小组作业你就知道了。我已经忍了很久了", "target": "你最近不是失恋了么……我忙着写论文不做作业" }, { "source": "--举个栗子10个栗子一碗饭啊", "target": "今天下午吃了好多..你的栗子好冷" }, { "source": "啥时候办婚礼呀", "target": "你啥时候攒够份子钱,我们啥时候结" }, { "source": "你这醒的也太早了吧", "target": "约么" }, { "source": "你在干嘛我状态不好", "target": "我也是我在陪你状态不好" }, { "source": "我也是我在陪你状态不好", "target": "学点我的好" }, { "source": "学点我的好", "target": "好我试试" }, { "source": "好我试试", "target": "很吃力吗?你这会说话很温柔" }, { "source": "早呀!", "target": "早安……我醒的早,你怎没睡?还是在国外?" }, { "source": "明天你不是不用上学吧作业做完没有?小猴子", "target": "你这语气看来是刚中考完啊" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,不是换工作了嘛", "target": "新单位要8号去呢,现在单位还没离职" }, { "source": "新单位要8号去呢,现在单位还没离职", "target": "好好干!加油啊" }, { "source": "好好干!加油啊", "target": "恩!去了那边有了工资请你吃饭" }, { "source": "恩!去了那边有了工资请你吃饭", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "胖的变形了", "target": "为什么有说瘦的" }, { "source": "多喝点热水!!!貌似能加速酒精挥发。。。反正很好用。。然后去休息", "target": "哈哈哈你经常喝白酒咯?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你经常喝白酒咯?", "target": "我早戒酒了。。高中那时候吧哈哈和姐妹啥的老喝" }, { "source": "已赞求赞", "target": "已赞" }, { "source": "抑郁个鸟毛", "target": "想媳妇阿" }, { "source": "早日结婚,早生贵子!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我是一名新教师,今年第一次过教师节,既兴奋又自豪。。。还有,从06年以来,我一直很喜欢你,从未变过。身边的人都说我和你越来越像。。。我想说我会和你一样,把你的精气神发挥到我的课堂上。。。爱你哦!", "target": "节日快乐" }, { "source": "并不是因为你是谁,而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁", "target": "你是牛猪管" }, { "source": "妈耶,奶奶灰我居然没见过", "target": "哈哈哈哈我还没翻完哥的博,就发现好多没看见过的东西,以前就这么可爱还有点逗" }, { "source": "迪哥以后去北京工作可以约你一起看球不", "target": "没问题呀" }, { "source": "奚梦瑶的身材还是服气的", "target": "当然服气" }, { "source": "看到这么多人骂你我就放心了", "target": "是的,骂我的人都是一伙的,都是晚上才出来吓人的鬼魂。" }, { "source": "那用502会不会显得专业一点?", "target": "偶遇" }, { "source": "偶遇", "target": "哈哈哈哈么么哒" }, { "source": "猴子懒得理", "target": "主要他老婆管的严" }, { "source": "发质怎么了,哦……我应该只看脸的", "target": "光看项链2333" }, { "source": "光看项链2333", "target": "就不看项链,谁说也不好使" }, { "source": "可以睡觉了", "target": "睡了一天" }, { "source": "讲道理,高铁等两分钟怎么了?时速再稍微提一提就补回来了,规律是死的可人是活的。本来是小事,体谅一下就行了,现在发网上事情闹大了,人家名声都毁了。这种处理结果真不如人意。", "target": "车上几千人,每人要求等2分钟,这车还走吗?" }, { "source": "车上几千人,每人要求等2分钟,这车还走吗?", "target": "还不算中途要换乘的人" }, { "source": "其实我很奇怪的是收费站一般有减速带,他120的速度开过减速带车子真的不会飞起来吗。。。", "target": "我想想我在高速上哈哈哈开过160哈哈哈哈哈我觉得飞起来不至于但是刹车怎么会这么不灵这也太不科学了而且奔驰品控做的不错的~怎么会定速巡航出问题" }, { "source": "我想想我在高速上哈哈哈开过160哈哈哈哈哈我觉得飞起来不至于但是刹车怎么会这么不灵这也太不科学了而且奔驰品控做的不错的~怎么会定速巡航出问题", "target": "用160的速度冲过减速带你还能活着吗。。。" }, { "source": "用160的速度冲过减速带你还能活着吗。。。", "target": "哈哈哈哈可能能上天!" }, { "source": "你在山东?", "target": "嗯,是滴" }, { "source": "生快!我也在拱北!", "target": "我已经回家了,我在吉大。明天你去澳门玩得开心哈" }, { "source": "我已经回家了,我在吉大。明天你去澳门玩得开心哈", "target": "真巧,我也在吉大巴士站附近~" }, { "source": "真巧,我也在吉大巴士站附近~", "target": "我在你附近要出来玩吗?" }, { "source": "我在你附近要出来玩吗?", "target": "太晚啦,洗完澡明天起早吖~你今天就嗨晚点吧~" }, { "source": "小屁孩", "target": "你谁?" }, { "source": "我涛好帅!", "target": "都好帅,不过没你帅" }, { "source": "有对象了吗", "target": "当然,你们很幸福" }, { "source": "下面那个小仙女迫不及待地跳出来自证", "target": "继续自证哦" }, { "source": "辛苦窗帘了", "target": "小伙子一看你就来过我们家" }, { "source": "小伙子一看你就来过我们家", "target": "我可是小伙子" }, { "source": "我可是小伙子", "target": "你真帅" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "早上好!" }, { "source": "早上好!", "target": "今天已经从床上起来了" }, { "source": "今天已经从床上起来了", "target": "赞一个!标准很好!" }, { "source": "赞一个!标准很好!", "target": "因为签到时间提前了十分钟" }, { "source": "因为签到时间提前了十分钟", "target": "真好!免得赖床。" }, { "source": "真好!免得赖床。", "target": "这个时间现在还好,冬天就是天没亮呢" }, { "source": "这个时间现在还好,冬天就是天没亮呢", "target": "送你一只公鸡!" }, { "source": "送你一只公鸡!", "target": "不要,我这么吃货,肯定得吃了" }, { "source": "烤鱼烤鱼哦。。一烤马上好", "target": "搓,你以为我是吓大的啊,还怕你,烧就烧" }, { "source": "搓,你以为我是吓大的啊,还怕你,烧就烧", "target": "莫早烧???" }, { "source": "莫早烧???", "target": "等我从床上能自己爬起来....." }, { "source": "杂子了?回来嘛成都最近太阳还是可以", "target": "我要明天才回来的到啊好烦" }, { "source": "我要明天才回来的到啊好烦", "target": "想不想吃飘香~" }, { "source": "L哥啊,我的D40我要淘汰他了,推荐个便宜好使的呗尼康的或者微单咋样啊?", "target": "据说D7100不错我已经好久不关心这个啦~" }, { "source": "给力!!韩国人的商家很敞亮", "target": "哈哈,好像每家定期都有礼物。" }, { "source": "水土不服?", "target": "喝多了…" }, { "source": "怎么了松打篮球受伤?", "target": "着他们指甲划到的..." }, { "source": "着他们指甲划到的...", "target": "悲剧" }, { "source": "悲剧", "target": "嗯..." }, { "source": "加油湾哥!", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "原来做什么呀?我还在学校呢", "target": "就公司上班啦哇学校现在肯定冷死了…" }, { "source": "就公司上班啦哇学校现在肯定冷死了…", "target": "这几天在市里办公,没去延庆,应该很冷" }, { "source": "汗,老鼠真多。。", "target": "你的伙食有着落了" }, { "source": "你能解决所有事情?我咋有点怀疑呢?", "target": "看看我小清新的衣服咋样" }, { "source": "装嫩不要太明显哦", "target": "哪里看出是在装嫩。我被来就很嫩。" }, { "source": "哪里看出是在装嫩。我被来就很嫩。", "target": "你要说你本来就很美么?恭喜恭喜" }, { "source": "你要说你本来就很美么?恭喜恭喜", "target": "不敢这么嚣张吧" }, { "source": "不敢这么嚣张吧", "target": "本来就很萌?" }, { "source": "本来就很萌?", "target": "当夸我了" }, { "source": "江苏很有钱?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "失眠了???", "target": "嗯嗯,,,三点左右才睡。。。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,,,三点左右才睡。。。", "target": "咋了?那么晚!!!" }, { "source": "我可以辍学", "target": "不要以气用事,他越是觉得你不行你就越是要做给他看" }, { "source": "居然不叫我!!!", "target": "一个学长请我看的,我就去了" }, { "source": "一个学长请我看的,我就去了", "target": "学长!!!!你够了!" }, { "source": "连吃六天同事老婆从重庆带来的火锅底料", "target": "底料好吃吗" }, { "source": "底料好吃吗", "target": "吃那么多都没胖,就是口角发炎了" }, { "source": "我也刚牙周刮治完", "target": "啥?" }, { "source": "花香袭来", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "含颗糖在嘴里会缓解咳嗽呢!希望早点好起来品歌词", "target": "药一把一把吃。。。没有用" }, { "source": "药一把一把吃。。。没有用", "target": "是糖,那种水分很多的糖。" }, { "source": "考完研再好好嗨", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "桑嗨宁!什么时候回来啊。", "target": "明儿" }, { "source": "明儿", "target": "猪肉铺!!感谢!" }, { "source": "猪肉铺!!感谢!", "target": "来不及,时间太紧" }, { "source": "来不及,时间太紧", "target": "55555,注意安全哦。" }, { "source": "是时候找个男朋友了", "target": "你不知道我回学校以后取了多少快递,内心几乎是崩溃的" }, { "source": "你不知道我回学校以后取了多少快递,内心几乎是崩溃的", "target": "你可以找一个追求者,然后帮你取" }, { "source": "我现在才发现我真缺爱", "target": "你有男票" }, { "source": "你有男票", "target": "形同虚设" }, { "source": "形同虚设", "target": "好过没有" }, { "source": "蚊子别咬我们家花花", "target": "那去咬西瓜吗?" }, { "source": "那去咬西瓜吗?", "target": "那还是去咬蟑螂好了,昨天晚上在寝室发现特大号小强!" }, { "source": "那还是去咬蟑螂好了,昨天晚上在寝室发现特大号小强!", "target": "没干掉啊" }, { "source": "你从哪里来?", "target": "我家就在你家旁边丫,你家就在我家旁边。敢问你家在哪里?" }, { "source": "我家就在你家旁边丫,你家就在我家旁边。敢问你家在哪里?", "target": "在你家边上" }, { "source": "厂仔厂妹以前没得选,现在也没得选,以后一样没得选...", "target": "都没得选啊" }, { "source": "你好老啊", "target": "比你年轻好几岁呢" }, { "source": "比你年轻好几岁呢", "target": "我都怀疑了,为什么每次都是你呢" }, { "source": "我都怀疑了,为什么每次都是你呢", "target": "要是别人我才纳闷呢" }, { "source": "要是别人我才纳闷呢", "target": "我找的是你老公。" }, { "source": "我找的是你老公。", "target": "你的意思我就不能回复啦?我就不能维护他?" }, { "source": "你的意思我就不能回复啦?我就不能维护他?", "target": "你跟我是情敌" }, { "source": "你跟我是情敌", "target": "亲你没有那么大威胁力…醒醒昂何弃疗" }, { "source": "猴哥,我可以给你做水蜜桃的,哈哈哈", "target": "需要什么材料?水蜜桃?!" }, { "source": "需要什么材料?水蜜桃?!", "target": "就把那蓝莓换成一块桃就可以了" }, { "source": "就把那蓝莓换成一块桃就可以了", "target": "咯牙不?" }, { "source": "咯牙不?", "target": "不,冰糖冻好了后沁入心脾啊!美味啊" }, { "source": "每天都要开心", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "睫毛好翘", "target": "假的哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "早哟" }, { "source": "打扮的这么可爱不怕你男票流鼻血啊", "target": "已经流到没血可流了" }, { "source": "屁几万最终没掀开棺材板,又凉了", "target": "多可悲啊你,宝贵的时间都浪费在你讨厌的人身上了哈哈哈哈哈哈,真同情你" }, { "source": "你越来越漂亮了", "target": "是肥了!!!肥得双眼皮都没了!" }, { "source": "是肥了!!!肥得双眼皮都没了!", "target": "比几年前瘦吧哈哈" }, { "source": "比几年前瘦吧哈哈", "target": "哪有!!!几年前瘦多了!!!" }, { "source": "求长个字", "target": "你多高了" }, { "source": "你多高了", "target": "160" }, { "source": "160", "target": "不错啊,看不出来呢" }, { "source": "我都想放砖头搁丫车上", "target": "你要干嘛去" }, { "source": "从不知道你爱吃脑花", "target": "这两年才爱上的" }, { "source": "提前祝你生日快乐", "target": "多谢多谢" }, { "source": "老板V5老板给力我去的话木有就拿你们试问", "target": "好………" }, { "source": "猜我是谁吧", "target": "小美铝" }, { "source": "小美铝", "target": "搜搜就搜到了" }, { "source": "如果郭给你五百万,要求是口你一辈子,你愿意吗?", "target": "愿意啊" }, { "source": "小凯真的是好辛苦", "target": "当明星真的不容易" }, { "source": "当明星真的不容易", "target": "自己十八岁都做不到人家那样的成就" }, { "source": "自己十八岁都做不到人家那样的成就", "target": "活在当下做好自己的事情就够啦" }, { "source": "我的最爱厚叶啊,我家的怎么还不下蛋呢。。。", "target": "顺其自然" }, { "source": "你不爱田国了吗哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈我现在爱朴智旻了,不好意思" }, { "source": "我们放假时间遥遥无期。。", "target": "你们几号啊?" }, { "source": "你们几号啊?", "target": "快到月底了" }, { "source": "硕儿越来越漂亮啊,明天帮我去照吧,相当漂亮了,运动美啊", "target": "原来叫硕儿" }, { "source": "原来叫硕儿", "target": "对硕士,,,走起" }, { "source": "女票好丑,可惜了恺恺", "target": "你也不看看别人多有学历" }, { "source": "你也不看看别人多有学历", "target": "该你什么事!" }, { "source": "眼睛P的过分了奥", "target": "你还小" }, { "source": "我最美", "target": "好吧好吧你最美" }, { "source": "生日快乐,来自一枚路人的问候", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "老炮儿那角色根本不需要演技吧", "target": "不需要演技你来试试?" }, { "source": "不需要演技你来试试?", "target": "又是个“你行你上啊”的逻辑典型" }, { "source": "又是个“你行你上啊”的逻辑典型", "target": "站着说话不腰疼你演过?你怎么知道不需要演技?别用你的弱智来的否定别人的汗水" }, { "source": "站着说话不腰疼你演过?你怎么知道不需要演技?别用你的弱智来的否定别人的汗水", "target": "我就是作为吃瓜群众站着说话不腰疼,咋地了。我就是没看到他的汗水,只看到他的演技,咋地了?" }, { "source": "自动还款一份都没给我剩", "target": "没有没有意思是太绝了" }, { "source": "没有没有意思是太绝了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,谁让你花那么多。" }, { "source": "我比你晚睡啊!!我1点多才睡啊~~", "target": "你最近实在太无法无天了~" }, { "source": "你最近实在太无法无天了~", "target": "我也觉得我是疯了吗~~~" }, { "source": "我也觉得我是疯了吗~~~", "target": "得强行戒断!!" }, { "source": "得强行戒断!!", "target": "对啊我上班都好困噢现在~~" }, { "source": "对啊我上班都好困噢现在~~", "target": "唐山一个小时前4.8级地震!" }, { "source": "好友早安:美丽新天!", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "你饿嘛", "target": "挺饿的" }, { "source": "很幸福啦!顺便来吸一下希望我也可以特来越幸福(我刚才差点把森雅认成了艾琳,还在想小家伙怎么一下子这么高了)", "target": "一定会越来越幸福的!" }, { "source": "一个友善福,有人要吗,估计没人要233", "target": "我要啊" }, { "source": "好像听到警察警告了几次“你带了小孩,我不跟你讲”", "target": "最后呢?还是没顾孩子啊,说一套做一套么,就这点忍耐和自控力?还当什么警察。" }, { "source": "最后呢?还是没顾孩子啊,说一套做一套么,就这点忍耐和自控力?还当什么警察。", "target": "把女子推在地上的,是从车里下来那个警察" }, { "source": "易烊", "target": "易烊铁柱?" }, { "source": "宝贝,生日快乐!!!", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊啊终于来见我啦!" }, { "source": "刚才去你们学校感觉置身于高中", "target": "哇你来怎么不告诉我,请你吃东西啊" }, { "source": "哇你来怎么不告诉我,请你吃东西啊", "target": "我陪别人去拿东西的你们可能午睡时间学校里静悄悄都没人" }, { "source": "求谢娜这期口红色号", "target": "我知道的啊" }, { "source": "现在都自己做饭吗", "target": "偶尔吧毕竟我了厨艺时好时坏" }, { "source": "我的东西呢怎么还不寄!", "target": "呵呵。没有了" }, { "source": "呵呵。没有了", "target": "过分" }, { "source": "单身最自由,你想怎么都行", "target": "你能单身一辈子吗" }, { "source": "你在家里睡还没睡好", "target": "家里有点闷咱妈又不让开空调" }, { "source": "汤圆那边入秋了吗!", "target": "是的!十几到二十度左右!" }, { "source": "是的!十几到二十度左右!", "target": "在遥远的国度照顾好自己" }, { "source": "在遥远的国度照顾好自己", "target": "嗯嗯爱你老婆!" }, { "source": "好房子越等越少", "target": "可以了解详情吗" }, { "source": "穿老婆T恤陪你去?", "target": "你确定你老婆会借你穿" }, { "source": "你确定你老婆会借你穿", "target": "我的意思是…二次元老婆" }, { "source": "我的意思是…二次元老婆", "target": "所以你老婆知道你还有位二次元老婆嘛?" }, { "source": "那么早去哪野喃?是还没回去吧!", "target": "你也舍得说哦……" }, { "source": "好久不见诗悦宝宝", "target": "窝肥来辣小萱~" }, { "source": "窝肥来辣小萱~", "target": "回慈利嘛??" }, { "source": "回慈利嘛??", "target": "马上就肥!!" }, { "source": "是不是在准备考研?", "target": "不是哎" }, { "source": "好哥哥你什么意思", "target": "没啥,就总是一但了有新的东西,就会忽视了曾经喜欢的东西……但是对好妹妹我会永远喜欢滴" }, { "source": "又寂寞了啊", "target": "没有啊、现在天天在干嘛啊、过几天聚哈撒" }, { "source": "没有啊、现在天天在干嘛啊、过几天聚哈撒", "target": "好撒就是在玩" }, { "source": "你这叫泄漏别人隐私。", "target": "请放100000个心吧亲,小冰要是干这事儿,破鼓万人捅,天打五雷轰!" }, { "source": "请放100000个心吧亲,小冰要是干这事儿,破鼓万人捅,天打五雷轰!", "target": "你怎么不关注我。" }, { "source": "你怎么不关注我。", "target": "我为什么要关注你..." }, { "source": "酱紫心疼你", "target": "你不介意的话我可以下次去市场买个羊肚煮汤给你喝" }, { "source": "小朋友可爱", "target": "重点在字" }, { "source": "重点在字", "target": "韩国男票帅" }, { "source": "6,30号到家,,你别吓我我8,7号走", "target": "来北京吧你。。。我在北京呆到8月" }, { "source": "来北京吧你。。。我在北京呆到8月", "target": "哎哎哎哎你不能这么欺负我你几号回鞍山!!" }, { "source": "哎哎哎哎你不能这么欺负我你几号回鞍山!!", "target": "8月中吧,,还不一定,,唉," }, { "source": "毕业快乐", "target": "你哭啥。" }, { "source": "你哭啥。", "target": "怀念一下大学生活嘛≧﹏≦" }, { "source": "怀念一下大学生活嘛≧﹏≦", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,我是课间跑回来瞅一眼", "target": "好心酸喔靳老师" }, { "source": "终于等到你", "target": "不要放弃我" }, { "source": "你们的运费都好贵哦", "target": "哎这个不是已经是最便宜的吗?" }, { "source": "昨天还在南京今天就跑上海了是打算全国溜一圈嘛真潇洒", "target": "没啦就快回程了" }, { "source": "想知道科技馆全称叫啥,因为搜的时候有很多呢", "target": "武汉科学技术馆,离江汉路步行街很近" }, { "source": "武汉科学技术馆,离江汉路步行街很近", "target": "哦哦好好好,谢谢你" }, { "source": "祝宝宝早日康复啊加油", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "二货。祝我生日快乐、真好离你一个月了。。", "target": "生日快乐" }, { "source": "推荐看书", "target": "电视剧你看了没" }, { "source": "电视剧你看了没", "target": "没,我看的书" }, { "source": "没,我看的书", "target": "结局咋样" }, { "source": "结局咋样", "target": "总体来说还行" }, { "source": "总体来说还行", "target": "OK还不睡?" }, { "source": "好东西吃完了就是该忆苦思甜的时候了···", "target": "哎·造孽求的很" }, { "source": "哎·造孽求的很", "target": "我只有帮你吃儿好勒了撒!!!" }, { "source": "突然想到你去过稻城?", "target": "哈哈,改天告诉你" }, { "source": "迟来的毕业快乐!你也会喝酒?", "target": "就是不会才吐…" }, { "source": "就是不会才吐…", "target": "感觉如何?" }, { "source": "高大,我是机阴旺,地,我爱幻想,例如幻想自己发财,希望能实现", "target": "能实现" }, { "source": "能实现", "target": "实现可那天一定给高大买世界上最好吃的糖糖" }, { "source": "实现可那天一定给高大买世界上最好吃的糖糖", "target": "谢谢,要尝尝" }, { "source": "白天睡多了吧", "target": "昨晚没睡好今天白天就睡多了晚上又循环了不过他平时不到十点都不睡觉" }, { "source": "我认识B站的老板要帮你引荐一下吗", "target": "真的假的?!厉害了我的学姐!" }, { "source": "真的假的?!厉害了我的学姐!", "target": "是的但是他是老总估计不管主播吧我帮你问问" }, { "source": "为什么骗我为什么唯唯诺诺不像个男人", "target": "因为爱你要小心翼翼的呀" }, { "source": "你不但需要强烈吐槽更需要吃药", "target": "是您该吃感冒药了哟!北方冬天别把您冻痴呆了去你最好好好赚钱去南方过你温暖舒适得美日子去吧!" }, { "source": "是您该吃感冒药了哟!北方冬天别把您冻痴呆了去你最好好好赚钱去南方过你温暖舒适得美日子去吧!", "target": "托您的福,必然过的比你好" }, { "source": "2333你为何总是被高仿", "target": "好问题" }, { "source": "我们陪你", "target": "你在哪点陪我,," }, { "source": "白茫茫的一片去了哪里?", "target": "还在继续下~" }, { "source": "早说嘛", "target": "咋滴、你还后悔啊" }, { "source": "咋滴、你还后悔啊", "target": "哈哈哈有点" }, { "source": "两年后我就有米八了", "target": "你已经发育完了孩子" }, { "source": "你已经发育完了孩子", "target": "还没有呢,要等我吗" }, { "source": "还没有呢,要等我吗", "target": "不要谢谢" }, { "source": "毛可爱你最帅", "target": "爱死你了" }, { "source": "我在说我自己啦,烈士,不成熟的表现。", "target": "好吧,,你不成熟??" }, { "source": "好吧,,你不成熟??", "target": "简直幼稚到死" }, { "source": "简直幼稚到死", "target": "那就死吧。。。。" }, { "source": "那就死吧。。。。", "target": "不行,要谦恭得活着" }, { "source": "不行,要谦恭得活着", "target": "那你这是成熟??" }, { "source": "那你这是成熟??", "target": "慢慢成长吧,只能这样了" }, { "source": "我……不玩抖音咋办", "target": "我还在研究" }, { "source": "哎哟,你是厦门的啊~", "target": "不是啊我在厦门读书我江西的" }, { "source": "不是啊我在厦门读书我江西的", "target": "我要去厦门旅游了,我在考虑穿什么衣服2333" }, { "source": "我要去厦门旅游了,我在考虑穿什么衣服2333", "target": "现在?!" }, { "source": "现在?!", "target": "不是啊,下周" }, { "source": "不是啊,下周", "target": "厦门不是很冷。就是风大" }, { "source": "厦门不是很冷。就是风大", "target": "穿什么衣服啊" }, { "source": "穿什么衣服啊", "target": "我就是两件,里面长袖,外面一件稍微厚一点的外套~~" }, { "source": "易大佬", "target": "大佬好" }, { "source": "所以你的重点是想生混血宝宝", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "开心点哦,再累也别忘记了快乐。", "target": "真的超烦。。。你会爱上两个人吗。??" }, { "source": "真的超烦。。。你会爱上两个人吗。??", "target": "不知道,会,但是同时发生很难吧。你想多了哈" }, { "source": "我说我求求你我只要你别离开我然后我离开了他", "target": "嗯。一样。可是痛苦的还是自己" }, { "source": "我替群里的仙女们先谢谢你", "target": "就我自己不在群里?" }, { "source": "就我自己不在群里?", "target": "来啊" }, { "source": "失恋了求安慰", "target": "最好的总在最恰当的时间出现…" }, { "source": "最好的总在最恰当的时间出现…", "target": "谢谢姐姐。" }, { "source": "谢谢姐姐。", "target": "加油相信我、更要相信你自己!" }, { "source": "月亮与六便士吗我的朋友", "target": "是的哈哈哈毕竟北大老司机一看就知道" }, { "source": "龙宇燃油是不是可以飞一把了", "target": "你不早就飞了" }, { "source": "别太累注意休息哦深深专辑大卖", "target": "祝深深专辑大卖!" }, { "source": "无法沟通", "target": "好好复习,别玩手机啦。。。" }, { "source": "好好复习,别玩手机啦。。。", "target": "睡不着不想复习" }, { "source": "睡不着不想复习", "target": "今晚" }, { "source": "今晚", "target": "??" }, { "source": "梦晓跳的好好啊~你在哪里?", "target": "我在录啊" }, { "source": "我在录啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈那镜头也对准一下自己嘛~" }, { "source": "可爱萝卜", "target": "你也可爱!" }, { "source": "肉可以吃,但是不能在汤溅我眼睛里的时候趁机夹我碗里的肉吃。上辈子饿死的吧,不就两块肉搞得和几百年没吃饭了一样,和肉谈恋爱吧,想吃肉可以再点一碗啊,这小气劲儿", "target": "不是小气不小气的媳妇眼都睁不开了男的去偷吃媳妇的肉了这媳妇还不如块肉" }, { "source": "不是小气不小气的媳妇眼都睁不开了男的去偷吃媳妇的肉了这媳妇还不如块肉", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "是啊是啊", "target": "这种人为什么还不是前任" }, { "source": "你这叫礼尚往来?", "target": "对啊。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "对啊。哈哈哈", "target": "你会变白富美的。" }, { "source": "你会变白富美的。", "target": "谢谢高富帅" }, { "source": "注意安全啊,路上小心", "target": "一个人系村牌坊个度等4号线,好傻哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "一个人系村牌坊个度等4号线,好傻哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "千万注意人生安全哈,要健康平安的。" }, { "source": "别笑嘛,晚上回来又被人在群里说没男票是装,介绍对象什么的。。。穿高跟很痛,控制不抖腿很难,化妆是很久不过相亲去一般不会化。。。反正是不会再爱了。", "target": "哈哈哈还是不理他们负能量的人就光会说别人" }, { "source": "我也觉得,这个春节天气真冷。。", "target": "你在哪过年啊?" }, { "source": "你在哪过年啊?", "target": "家乡呢" }, { "source": "都忘了,现在头发长了么?", "target": "你问的是废话嘛" }, { "source": "你这么说话就没意思了,和我一个属性,总是不想人好", "target": "不能这样说噢,我不和你一样,你这属性我跟不上" }, { "source": "不能这样说噢,我不和你一样,你这属性我跟不上", "target": "你本来就是" }, { "source": "你本来就是", "target": "我本来就是什么了" }, { "source": "我本来就是什么了", "target": "感觉你和以前一样没有变我就放心了" }, { "source": "你好看多少?嘴下不会留德了都?", "target": "开玩笑的你看不出来?你是不是脑子有病?" }, { "source": "小冰我痛苦地捂住了脸", "target": "你爱我吗" }, { "source": "你爱我吗", "target": "比你滴另一半更爱你" }, { "source": "比你滴另一半更爱你", "target": "要定你了" }, { "source": "要定你了", "target": "不敢不敢!真滴不敢了!" }, { "source": "比如前几天有了新的突破,这几天进度就跟.....不说了,后面的蜗牛快把我撞倒", "target": "这个点……你好拼啊" }, { "source": "没和你在鸟巢合影!!", "target": "时间太赶了~来长沙找我合影吧:P" }, { "source": "时间太赶了~来长沙找我合影吧:P", "target": "你来广州吧!" }, { "source": "你好,请问康泰时tvs仲要嘛?", "target": "不要了啊" }, { "source": "姐!不愧是考神!拜膜!", "target": "之前都没去,去年10月才开始的,肠子都悔青了…" }, { "source": "之前都没去,去年10月才开始的,肠子都悔青了…", "target": "家里要长训吗?你练车车感如何?" }, { "source": "学会了!石榴有籽,吃起来好麻烦啊", "target": "嘻嘻把我把籽籽弄出来把肉给你哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "嘻嘻把我把籽籽弄出来把肉给你哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "你把籽籽弄出来把肉给我?用嘴弄吗" }, { "source": "你把籽籽弄出来把肉给我?用嘴弄吗", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "你那边啥问题,休假问题吗", "target": "不是,老板爱乱发脾气" }, { "source": "不是,老板爱乱发脾气", "target": "过两天你们就都忘了" }, { "source": "过年期间你多少钱一个钟", "target": "嘘私聊" }, { "source": "嘘私聊", "target": "包你了" }, { "source": "我在机场了", "target": "你去哪里?" }, { "source": "你去哪里?", "target": "哪里都可以反正是去逛逛的" }, { "source": "哪里都可以反正是去逛逛的", "target": "我也想去,带上我吧!" }, { "source": "我也想去,带上我吧!", "target": "一起努力!" }, { "source": "一起努力!", "target": "你带我去旅行吧!" }, { "source": "你带我去旅行吧!", "target": "嘿嘿." }, { "source": "嘿嘿.", "target": "不许傻笑" }, { "source": "不许傻笑", "target": "我喜欢看你傻笑的样子。" }, { "source": "我喜欢看你傻笑的样子。", "target": "帮我预测下我未来老公在哪里吧?" }, { "source": "帮我预测下我未来老公在哪里吧?", "target": "在未来滴不久" }, { "source": "在未来滴不久", "target": "是哪里人呢?" }, { "source": "是哪里人呢?", "target": "京郊" }, { "source": "京郊", "target": "京郊是哪里?" }, { "source": "京郊是哪里?", "target": "哪天啊?求参加啊!" }, { "source": "哪天啊?求参加啊!", "target": "参加啥?" }, { "source": "参加啥?", "target": "参加p系列活动" }, { "source": "参加p系列活动", "target": "啥活动?" }, { "source": "哼好气一样都没抢到!", "target": "陈总是土豪不用抢" }, { "source": "去年公司组织去,单人7200元,全程无消费,而且导游很好,还教我们买东西怎么省钱", "target": "一样" }, { "source": "早,少年", "target": "已经在上课了" }, { "source": "已经在上课了", "target": "还真是早,什么课" }, { "source": "还真是早,什么课", "target": "CAD简直要哭" }, { "source": "打一顿", "target": "我打不过你来帮我" }, { "source": "我打不过你来帮我", "target": "攒着下次一起打" }, { "source": "攒着下次一起打", "target": "嗯嗯结婚的时候好好揍他一顿" }, { "source": "希望能回到以前的我", "target": "我们人啊唯一不能不到的事就是时光倒流,但未来可期。" }, { "source": "想尝试这游戏,但是又懒得费时间", "target": "反正闲着" }, { "source": "我真想把当初撕大仙的人脸都扇一遍。", "target": "想按在地上摩擦" }, { "source": "认识你我也很幸运", "target": "想你辰辰" }, { "source": "想你辰辰", "target": "我也想你么么" }, { "source": "八十大寿,生日快乐!", "target": "谢了,我没回去" }, { "source": "最痛苦的其实是吃了也吐不吃也吐过了3个月就好了", "target": "空吐很难受啊" }, { "source": "取钢针五分钟", "target": "医生。我家给你发个图。它受伤腿好像出了脓包。你帮忙看下可以吗?问题不大我就带它今天拿钢钉了。" }, { "source": "啊!原来我今天的相亲对象是你!", "target": "别闹哈哈" }, { "source": "有瘦拉面真的有瘦有瘦有瘦!我想要甩开水桶腰!", "target": "你几时又水桶腰啦!小长腿!!" }, { "source": "飞机没动", "target": "相对运动。" }, { "source": "我送你一个肾~~反正我一个就足够了", "target": "你都不用肾的。都拿去卖了" }, { "source": "呵呵你说不团结就不团结呗给你得瑟的", "target": "给你得瑟的!" }, { "source": "他说,我的头发快掉光了", "target": "就剩下两片叶子了" }, { "source": "和善的微笑", "target": "し、つ、ふ、ち的读音你都写错了" }, { "source": "し、つ、ふ、ち的读音你都写错了", "target": "照你书抄的" }, { "source": "照你书抄的", "target": "抄都抄错?" }, { "source": "请问会不会耽误很长时间呢因为带着孩子怕在机场办理等太久小孩太累了", "target": "15-20分钟总要的。因为老护照人少,新护照人多,每一个都得现场拍照!" }, { "source": "我会害怕痛苦,但不跟你在一起更煎熬。——《内在美》", "target": "这睡觉时间一天比一天短啊,加班呢" }, { "source": "这睡觉时间一天比一天短啊,加班呢", "target": "不是,我昨晚跟室友看了一部电影看的那么晚,叫内在美,可好看了!" }, { "source": "不是,我昨晚跟室友看了一部电影看的那么晚,叫内在美,可好看了!", "target": "是么,那我也看看吧" }, { "source": "是么,那我也看看吧", "target": "看吧,反正我俩觉得挺好看的" }, { "source": "我喜欢莲蓉", "target": "纯莲蓉的话有点寡呀" }, { "source": "牛叉牛叉喝起来", "target": "那个……红方和红酒一直放在冰箱里……有问题否" }, { "source": "那个……红方和红酒一直放在冰箱里……有问题否", "target": "目测没有" }, { "source": "目测没有", "target": "那再拿出来会不会变质,放阴凉的地方" }, { "source": "那再拿出来会不会变质,放阴凉的地方", "target": "再拿出来就要尽快喝完啦" }, { "source": "再拿出来就要尽快喝完啦", "target": "还没开的也是这样?" }, { "source": "还没开的也是这样?", "target": "没开的没事啊" }, { "source": "社长你会说法语么除了亲爱的和劈劈卡卡你也说句别的听听好么", "target": "我一共就只会52个法语单词,全用在节目里了,就是想给别人一种我会法语的假象" }, { "source": "我昨天没预测比分啊,只说你家利物浦是金龙鱼调和油,1:1:1", "target": "是咱家,咱家!!!!" }, { "source": "是咱家,咱家!!!!", "target": "那也是金龙鱼" }, { "source": "那也是金龙鱼", "target": "是咱家就行" }, { "source": "我都好久没出去吃过火锅了,都是在家自己烧的。", "target": "在家吃卫生呀,看来你厨艺应该也不错呀" }, { "source": "请你吃早餐,再出门。加油哦,全新的一天。", "target": "哈哈谢谢" }, { "source": "哈哈谢谢", "target": "不客气,谁叫你平常都抱抱我,好想你。" }, { "source": "踮脚好萌", "target": "我没有我不是" }, { "source": "做狗嘛最重要的就是开心啦", "target": "嘻嘻嘻昂首挺胸" }, { "source": "有比较好吃的东西吗听说不怎么好吃", "target": "我觉得那个臭豆腐真的不错" }, { "source": "我昨天见了999", "target": "有点贵" }, { "source": "有点贵", "target": "还是薄的那种小款" }, { "source": "魔性生长的多肉", "target": "肆意生长" }, { "source": "多一点拒绝,不要谁跟你开口你都答应", "target": "之前家里介绍的姑娘,让我帮她打听现在相亲的对象" }, { "source": "之前家里介绍的姑娘,让我帮她打听现在相亲的对象", "target": "你就说不认识呗" }, { "source": "昨天还叫我花想容今天怎么就成了…我在琢磨鼻毛要怎么演因为演员要有信!念!感!", "target": "这大鼻毛厉害了" }, { "source": "回来过暖冬", "target": "可是我也冻感冒了" }, { "source": "哈哈你回来啦等我放假了去找你……", "target": "好~" }, { "source": "送一个给我好吗", "target": "男朋友可以送,这个不行" }, { "source": "男朋友可以送,这个不行", "target": "没有商量的馀地?这个感觉比男朋友好" }, { "source": "没有商量的馀地?这个感觉比男朋友好", "target": "不商量。" }, { "source": "你们在看什么?", "target": "相亲节目" }, { "source": "多谢捧场了!!!!!就跟这待着吧!", "target": "唯一一个捧场的你还不客气点儿!" }, { "source": "丝儿,早安,从不开口求关注。关不关注只是一直形式,互不互动才是我在乎的。丝儿,你说对不", "target": "存不存在只是一种形式对" }, { "source": "存不存在只是一种形式对", "target": "丝儿,今天要上班的吧,舍友已经去学校听课了" }, { "source": "你走路怎么总是。。。屁颠屁颠的。。。", "target": "我勒个去,咱能不能客气点啊?" }, { "source": "你又去吃颐祥阁生气了昂!", "target": "哈哈考完试同学小聚了下" }, { "source": "哈哈考完试同学小聚了下", "target": "给我看饿了都" }, { "source": "给我看饿了都", "target": "晚饭还停着吗?" }, { "source": "大麦估计也不会开出来多少票,演唱会门票很黑暗的,还有黄牛拿的票只是很小的一部分。。。", "target": "上次杰伦的票就是在大麦抢滴" }, { "source": "上次杰伦的票就是在大麦抢滴", "target": "…抢到运气好,票牛也可以买哇,不过有点贵。" }, { "source": "我好难过", "target": "难过毛" }, { "source": "夜猫子", "target": "白天" }, { "source": "白天", "target": "白天睡觉了,夜生活才刚刚开始" }, { "source": "楼主就是新疆卖切糕的", "target": "能说说今天这个切糕话题吗怎么一打开就关于这个话题呢我知道这个糕肯定不能买的车站有摆很多" }, { "source": "能说说今天这个切糕话题吗怎么一打开就关于这个话题呢我知道这个糕肯定不能买的车站有摆很多", "target": "一个人买切糕让骗'结果发生矛盾''打架'把切糕弄坏''陪了20W" }, { "source": "我看到了什么?", "target": "看到了你最爱的我啊哈哈哈!!" }, { "source": "我每次卷都会裂开的", "target": "我卷左几次都还好" }, { "source": "我卷左几次都还好", "target": "你好厉害哦" }, { "source": "好,这些我都懂~所以为了保护我们各自的偶像,停战好吗?毕竟我们的初衷都是爱自己的偶像。。", "target": "请不要回复他们。" }, { "source": "请不要回复他们。", "target": "亲,咱们的目的不就是为了保护晨晨吗?再这样闹下去对咱们没有好处呀~~" }, { "source": "老铁考的咋样", "target": "很扎心" }, { "source": "很扎心", "target": "过程扎心,结局往往是好滴" }, { "source": "过程扎心,结局往往是好滴", "target": "但愿" }, { "source": "但愿", "target": "一会儿就回去吗" }, { "source": "提神醒脑", "target": "哈哈,一直听说熊掌有股臭味,我都没敢养~每次看到晒熊掌美图都会纠结着要不要尝试着种一颗~" }, { "source": "哈哈,一直听说熊掌有股臭味,我都没敢养~每次看到晒熊掌美图都会纠结着要不要尝试着种一颗~", "target": "不臭在鼻子跟前闻不到,小熊没什么味道,大的成株会有,不过露养通风好没关系" }, { "source": "不臭在鼻子跟前闻不到,小熊没什么味道,大的成株会有,不过露养通风好没关系", "target": "感觉又要剁手的节奏了~" }, { "source": "感觉又要剁手的节奏了~", "target": "今天刚剁手买了自动炒菜锅,好贵,心好痛" }, { "source": "乘年轻多多的放纵", "target": "昨天又喝瞎了" }, { "source": "昨天又喝瞎了", "target": "多好我好久没喝了" }, { "source": "多好我好久没喝了", "target": "昨天手机掉出租车上了,人家居然给我送回来了,满满都是爱啊,差点感动哭了" }, { "source": "一千块我拼了一个多星期,拼完眼都花了。这可是三万多块……………", "target": "真的是小厚!!" }, { "source": "每一个看到都是回忆呀!小时候的感觉涌上心头", "target": "满满的回忆,特别是看着那热水瓶" }, { "source": "轻轻的我来了...最近睡得不好,梦里老是打在怪兽", "target": "没迟到哟" }, { "source": "没迟到哟", "target": "晚了一丢丢~" }, { "source": "总分300,录取分数线是246,我刚好考了247,1分的优势顺利从专科所学的汽修专业跨到了本科的英语专业。天道酬勤,以前付出的努力算是得到了回报。", "target": "但是跨专业几乎不可能的吧?" }, { "source": "但是跨专业几乎不可能的吧?", "target": "可以,只是比较少" }, { "source": "日常迷信", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你家18岁少女长这样啊?", "target": "差点笑死哈哈哈" }, { "source": "提分手的是我删好友的是我说不联系的也是我但是我们都清楚是谁先放弃的这段感情我爱你真的很爱你可是该放下了", "target": "放不下的,都是现在过的不好的;现在过的比以前好的,都放下了" }, { "source": "放不下的,都是现在过的不好的;现在过的比以前好的,都放下了", "target": "有一种感情不是过不过得好来衡量的" }, { "source": "我高中学了三年理科,进了文科大学,那才叫亏", "target": "结果都女同学,别告诉我你连女朋友都找不到" }, { "source": "结果都女同学,别告诉我你连女朋友都找不到", "target": "我要是找到女朋友了才逗,因为我才是女朋友~" }, { "source": "哎呀!这花养的真好!", "target": "刚买了一个月,不知道以后能让我养啥样呢" }, { "source": "造谣一张嘴,子虚乌有的事儿,我们不认", "target": "没错不认" }, { "source": "梨花在哪里", "target": "你该不会是瞎的吧" }, { "source": "你该不会是瞎的吧", "target": "只怕瞎的是你" }, { "source": "你还要显瘦啊", "target": "谁也不想要显胖的" }, { "source": "谁也不想要显胖的", "target": "这倒是说的在理" }, { "source": "你怎么就听不懂话呢?", "target": "你怎么不回答我话呢?" }, { "source": "怎么了今天画风不对呀", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "晚上气温明显降了,说不好晚上可能下,等一天了", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "幸福在哪里", "target": "在这里" }, { "source": "不要一起买饭,更不要拿结婚证", "target": "为啥?为啥不买饭" }, { "source": "为啥?为啥不买饭", "target": "买房,晕了" }, { "source": "不见不见", "target": "哈哈哈这样好吗" }, { "source": "切,偶还不想和人妖聊天呢!", "target": "我是好孩子" }, { "source": "我是好孩子", "target": "好好学习,天天向上!" }, { "source": "好好学习,天天向上!", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "P的有点过吧", "target": "其实也就是个过滤。把皮肤弄好看点,毕竟脸黑" }, { "source": "牛油果榨汁好喝吗!", "target": "挺好喝的!但是牛油果味道很淡我买了原味酸奶加进去甜甜的有的人可能会吃不惯你试试呗" }, { "source": "你都这么大了我也老了", "target": "老了老了" }, { "source": "祝您年年有今日岁岁有今朝", "target": "活捉一只傻狗" }, { "source": "活捉一只傻狗", "target": "傻狗骂谁呢" }, { "source": "雨后见彩虹。", "target": "所以,考完期末,你的彩虹就来了~" }, { "source": "所以,考完期末,你的彩虹就来了~", "target": "快了,但是,彩虹不长久呀,很快又恢复平静。" }, { "source": "快了,但是,彩虹不长久呀,很快又恢复平静。", "target": "对我来说,读书就是彩虹,可惜,接下来的人生已经看不到彩虹了,只能期待天晴~" }, { "source": "一个人的晚餐,两个狗的幸福", "target": "这个我是服气的" }, { "source": "小米6这指纹识别最近用的我有点怀疑人生", "target": "我这个秒开,手指有汗都没事" }, { "source": "秀腿长?", "target": "这种既成事实的东西没必要秀" }, { "source": "小野丽莎版一定要听!", "target": "轻轻唱像音符在跳跃一样.." }, { "source": "油漆应该有气味,看样子,你是中毒了~哇咔咔,手都变色了", "target": "一夜之间,我就中毒了?" }, { "source": "我们上来了", "target": "好无聊阿!你们都上去了!" }, { "source": "天!你是在开小白吗!", "target": "嘻嘻开玩笑" }, { "source": "祝福:寿比南山,福如东海", "target": "收到" }, { "source": "你比我幸福多了", "target": "是么,,你怎么比我还惨" }, { "source": "浦口火车站的秋天真的太漂亮了。", "target": "可惜我躺着不方便,不然就去电脑里找到当时拍的照片配文了" }, { "source": "可惜我躺着不方便,不然就去电脑里找到当时拍的照片配文了", "target": "没事。留着下次配好啦。先把身体养好了。" }, { "source": "来来来,我来行吗?", "target": "不可以不做小三" }, { "source": "怪萝莉...有图有真相不?", "target": "看了怕你无法自拔" }, { "source": "我怎么不知道你什么这么美!为什么背着我又美了", "target": "没你美没你美,怎么也没你美" }, { "source": "没你美没你美,怎么也没你美", "target": "你在我心中是最美~~~" }, { "source": "碰碰网用手机怎么听?", "target": "我没用手机听过呢" }, { "source": "我没用手机听过呢", "target": "那我没的听了。我设电脑。" }, { "source": "我们也睡了的", "target": "你是旧人了,孩子" }, { "source": "你是旧人了,孩子", "target": "旧人难道不能升温?" }, { "source": "旧人难道不能升温?", "target": "我是一个喜新厌旧的人,知道么?" }, { "source": "你可以识白熊和胖达的合体", "target": "也对,好基友好朋友" }, { "source": "也对,好基友好朋友", "target": "我淡定的表示。。。你完全可以用羊驼。。。【望天" }, { "source": "我淡定的表示。。。你完全可以用羊驼。。。【望天", "target": "不要这样好么,虽然它确实还行..." }, { "source": "好啊,班主任说过考好就包场走", "target": "是啊,包场,懂不懂" }, { "source": "哎哟喂~今天对不起啦~你就看在我悲催得考微积分的份上原谅我吧~今天见到你好开心好开心的~", "target": "都怪你别乱入座" }, { "source": "都怪你别乱入座", "target": "是啦是啦~什么叫别乱入座?" }, { "source": "是啦是啦~什么叫别乱入座?", "target": "就是木有怪你啊" }, { "source": "红尘作伴,活的潇潇洒洒", "target": "事与愿违。" }, { "source": "看不到", "target": "电脑了记得看" }, { "source": "电脑了记得看", "target": "好的…不过我偶像都好多看不完…哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有实名制,怕毛呀?谁攻击,河蟹它!~", "target": "实名怕什么,我没有骂人,既没有说错也没有歪曲事实,娱乐圈中人做过的事迟早也会被八的,这件事倒是警告了许多三观不正求上位的明星及其团队" }, { "source": "以后求提示告知啊", "target": "放心会有暗示的" }, { "source": "转移话题模糊重点以掩盖你心里只有吃吃吃的事实", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈彼此彼此喽" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈彼此彼此喽", "target": "就你这样好不啦" }, { "source": "我没没有把握高考会怎样,考到本B就继续读语言,专A就读医", "target": "那就好!加油|〜" }, { "source": "要连坐还是随意?", "target": "连坐" }, { "source": "要一起睡吗", "target": "急什么,饭都还没吃" }, { "source": "急什么,饭都还没吃", "target": "等你吃完" }, { "source": "等你吃完", "target": "准备睡了,来了吗" }, { "source": "我现在每天挨查岗,挨骂~~~心碎", "target": "是实习吗?" }, { "source": "是实习吗?", "target": "并没有~我有想法考研,然后各种事,然后有点麻烦" }, { "source": "并没有~我有想法考研,然后各种事,然后有点麻烦", "target": "好吧,好好加油!" }, { "source": "天人合一", "target": "一步登天" }, { "source": "一步登天", "target": "天天向上" }, { "source": "天天向上", "target": "上梁不正下梁歪" }, { "source": "上梁不正下梁歪", "target": "歪打正着" }, { "source": "歪打正着", "target": "着作等身" }, { "source": "着作等身", "target": "身不由己" }, { "source": "身不由己", "target": "己所不欲勿施于人" }, { "source": "己所不欲勿施于人", "target": "人不为己天诛地灭" }, { "source": "人不为己天诛地灭", "target": "灭绝师太" }, { "source": "灭绝师太", "target": "太感人了" }, { "source": "太感人了", "target": "了无音讯" }, { "source": "了无音讯", "target": "迅雷不及掩耳" }, { "source": "迅雷不及掩耳", "target": "耳濡目染" }, { "source": "耳濡目染", "target": "染神乱志" }, { "source": "染神乱志", "target": "志同道合" }, { "source": "志同道合", "target": "合二为一" }, { "source": "我刚打了把游戏", "target": "还挺速战速决的" }, { "source": "还挺速战速决的", "target": "还行,不是特别快" }, { "source": "还行,不是特别快", "target": "你那是很隐蔽啊" }, { "source": "你那是很隐蔽啊", "target": "是吧,看我挑的位置" }, { "source": "哼什么哼,哼哼哼,你晚上睡觉一定打呼噜", "target": "我不打呼噜" }, { "source": "我不打呼噜", "target": "我可以表示无言以对嘛" }, { "source": "我可以表示无言以对嘛", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "可以", "target": "如果我知道,你不说我也要说的" }, { "source": "你知道啊我这个app我用不起来", "target": "我现在也是就一个能用其它都不显示了" }, { "source": "因为游乐园的负责人纯粹是跑腿的虽然她自己也说她觉得双方都有责任但我作为局外人我客观地说责任不在游乐园", "target": "据说主要是因为这次票务太坑==" }, { "source": "据说主要是因为这次票务太坑==", "target": "嗯51票务" }, { "source": "小圆脸会在武汉和广州继续等你!", "target": "你人生圆满了" }, { "source": "我爱的人不是我的爱人有没有", "target": "我没有不爱你,哈哈哈哈(有,我知道)" }, { "source": "我没有不爱你,哈哈哈哈(有,我知道)", "target": "我懂。(我爱他他爱她…" }, { "source": "柚子是长在树上的吗?", "target": "这样子的" }, { "source": "这样子的", "target": "为什么包起来,怕有虫子偷吃吗?" }, { "source": "这鞋垫不隔脚吗?", "target": "你不穿袜子就有点硌脚穿袜子就不会" }, { "source": "话说昨天经过集美大学,想着,啊。尼坤前两天才来这呢", "target": "合着你还想到尼坤,怎么就没有我" }, { "source": "合着你还想到尼坤,怎么就没有我", "target": "一时忘记了你还在厦门嘛" }, { "source": "一时忘记了你还在厦门嘛", "target": "借口借口都是借口" }, { "source": "快来找我哥处于半放假状态中…", "target": "那么远。。。" }, { "source": "那么远。。。", "target": "哈哈,这都被你花现了" }, { "source": "看重镜头就佳能,各种便宜大碗。就是买机身的时候怀疑自己智商", "target": "L红圈便宜吗" }, { "source": "你不够傻,我才是最2的那个。", "target": "半斤八两2" }, { "source": "。。剧情内容一点不复杂啊还有那些问题很明显就是孙悟空不耐烦不想理他随便回答而已还有你们能不能不要在我这聊天!", "target": "为啥你们都没有懂我的意思,我是问这部戏有啥深刻意义" }, { "source": "为啥你们都没有懂我的意思,我是问这部戏有啥深刻意义", "target": "童年记忆这是我们自己的英雄" }, { "source": "我怎么那么懒。不想更新", "target": "我也不勤快。咱两还真般配哈。" }, { "source": "我也不勤快。咱两还真般配哈。", "target": "好搭档" }, { "source": "好搭档", "target": "一对懒惰的搭档。" }, { "source": "一对懒惰的搭档。", "target": "永远搭档下去" }, { "source": "你在哪", "target": "回甘肃" }, { "source": "回甘肃", "target": "放暑假啦" }, { "source": "出轨是平等的。有多少男人出轨,就有多少女人出轨,不然和谁出啊?逻辑上讲不通女人出轨比较隐蔽不张扬罢了。", "target": "…男的出轨的对象可能是未婚的啊" }, { "source": "圣诞节快乐!!!", "target": "同乐同乐!" }, { "source": "把别人的脸挡住真的好吗", "target": "是别人让我挡住的好不,我才没那么绿茶" }, { "source": "是别人让我挡住的好不,我才没那么绿茶", "target": "那我错怪你咯" }, { "source": "脸上肉多了", "target": "比你上次见我胖了十几斤。" }, { "source": "比你上次见我胖了十几斤。", "target": "现在多少斤" }, { "source": "现在多少斤", "target": "人家学习哪里顾得上称体重。" }, { "source": "人家学习哪里顾得上称体重。", "target": "那你咋知道重了十几斤" }, { "source": "那你咋知道重了十几斤", "target": "不是一个公斤级啊。。。" }, { "source": "不是一个公斤级啊。。。", "target": "我也胖了" }, { "source": "我也胖了", "target": "上了一百下不去,上了一百一又下不去。" }, { "source": "你没回家?不是说停电吗?", "target": "没有诶" }, { "source": "孃孃据说你恋爱啦", "target": "让你吃瓜啦啊……" }, { "source": "让你吃瓜啦啊……", "target": "求未来叔叔照片" }, { "source": "这是穿着睡衣,化妆吗", "target": "是睡衣,不过妆是相机带的" }, { "source": "老师好可爱啊", "target": "对啊,超可爱" }, { "source": "把甜甜的唱一遍?", "target": "甜个毛,味道差评!" }, { "source": "你你你。。又吃肉。。。。", "target": "这是认识妞妞之前的故事。" }, { "source": "我还想发霓娜照片呢,结果你设置不能发图片啦", "target": "是这两天不能发图片" }, { "source": "嫉妒真丑陋", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "所以看请回答1988最后时德善说还是希望回到以前,见到山一样强壮的父母,很有感触,我也希望啊", "target": "1988是什么'我也想看看" }, { "source": "1988是什么'我也想看看", "target": "超好看的电视剧每集都有笑有哭" }, { "source": "我高但我不冷", "target": "不要搞冷" }, { "source": "啊啊,全屏实力,一鹿有你,给我家代言人疯狂打电话!", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "长发好温柔", "target": "你也温柔" }, { "source": "亲,为何现实总是如此残酷~", "target": "亲,难道你也胖了?一起一起~" }, { "source": "亲,难道你也胖了?一起一起~", "target": "一起减肥就可以,一起肥下去可不行" }, { "source": "再强的人也有全力去疲惫!!", "target": "不要问我哭过了没因为超人不能流眼泪!!!!!" }, { "source": "俯卧撑主要还是练胸,标准做不动就做跪式的", "target": "不想理你...." }, { "source": "不想理你....", "target": "默默躲墙角哭" }, { "source": "我喜欢拍照有风格的你,然后每次不管谁和我拍照画风都会不一样", "target": "哈哈哈可爱加倍!" }, { "source": "你这上班也太早了宝贝", "target": "在家憋坏了我了" }, { "source": "在家憋坏了我了", "target": "找我玩两天来" }, { "source": "找我玩两天来", "target": "去不了啊又得上班又得哄宝宝更脱不开身了" }, { "source": "一个人如果足够强大,或许他就可以不要婚姻。", "target": "其实,只要认识到自己生而为何即可。" }, { "source": "其实,只要认识到自己生而为何即可。", "target": "生而为何?请指教。" }, { "source": "看见有个妹子因为今晚的事情要脱饭崽了", "target": "我也看到了我感觉我看到的跟你是同一个" }, { "source": "新年也要美美哒", "target": "天天开心呀~" }, { "source": "发型不错", "target": "你要不要去剪一个" }, { "source": "你要不要去剪一个", "target": "好呀,这个长度还用带头花嘛" }, { "source": "好呀,这个长度还用带头花嘛", "target": "只要能扎起来都得带头花" }, { "source": "有空调啦", "target": "是滴,快回来吧" }, { "source": "宝贝,你帅犯规了!", "target": "超级帅" }, { "source": "易烊千玺", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "!!!谢谢你告诉我,险些被掳走", "target": "准确地说是掳走了但机制的逃了,当然不排除是假的" }, { "source": "我好喜欢你,可我不能委屈自己", "target": "我好喜欢你,所以我只能委屈自己" }, { "source": "我好喜欢你,所以我只能委屈自己", "target": "我选择了分开。" }, { "source": "其实我一直奇怪,主动的是你,放不下的为什么是我", "target": "因为我放下了" }, { "source": "你谈恋爱啊????", "target": "你先谈,我不能比你快的" }, { "source": "你先谈,我不能比你快的", "target": "你有什么小秘密没告诉我" }, { "source": "你有什么小秘密没告诉我", "target": "那你来啊我和你说" }, { "source": "那你来啊我和你说", "target": "生气" }, { "source": "也不知道那个大不大,要是不方便一起带回国的话就直接寄吧大丈夫!还有,如果你需要的话我还提供提醒服务", "target": "你国内时间615那天提醒我一下吧,我爸妈那两天从我这边回去,我让他们带回去寄" }, { "source": "你国内时间615那天提醒我一下吧,我爸妈那两天从我这边回去,我让他们带回去寄", "target": "嗯,记下了,我一般有什么将来要做的事都是发一封定时邮件给自己" }, { "source": "还没睡呀", "target": "还在抱着电脑酝酿,想明天要做什么事情,大概会发生什么事情,要预防什么事情..." }, { "source": "还在抱着电脑酝酿,想明天要做什么事情,大概会发生什么事情,要预防什么事情...", "target": "看来是真的老了,现在就想那么多,你慢慢想吧,我睡了" }, { "source": "早就想家了", "target": "等你们回来呀" }, { "source": "车开惯的人", "target": "以前我也晕车很厉害的" }, { "source": "为啥要打马赛克!一点都不爱你了", "target": "明明你看着我打的" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "不好意思现在才看到,新年快乐,现在在那工作了?" }, { "source": "不好意思现在才看到,新年快乐,现在在那工作了?", "target": "帮朋友做广告呢。" }, { "source": "帮朋友做广告呢。", "target": "那就好" }, { "source": "米兔好可爱的说……不过米3做工真心好渣……", "target": "你1比较好" }, { "source": "我今天好像在学校看见你了", "target": "你是黔中人?什么专业啊" }, { "source": "你是黔中人?什么专业啊", "target": "是哒我学的法语" }, { "source": "是哒我学的法语", "target": "你也是外院的?我们这一届没得法语也" }, { "source": "你也是外院的?我们这一届没得法语也", "target": "我是在商学院我现在大二啦" }, { "source": "我是在商学院我现在大二啦", "target": "天哪那我们高中一届的你好多班" }, { "source": "天哪那我们高中一届的你好多班", "target": "哈哈哈我是14级的我读了预科" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我是14级的我读了预科", "target": "我也多读了一年不过是在高中" }, { "source": "我也多读了一年不过是在高中", "target": "怪不得哦嘿嘿有空一起玩" }, { "source": "林更新、其实你也并不快乐吧?", "target": "小新说,自己的开心的时候就会萌自己一下~~" }, { "source": "小新说,自己的开心的时候就会萌自己一下~~", "target": "我相信林更新会很有压力、会感到心累、会不快乐。他这么做不过为了娱乐大众。可我不想把他当作一个逗大家乐的小丑、他是个普通人、大哥哥。他和我们是一样的…" }, { "source": "尴尬的头像", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "喵哥疯起来连球都不看了", "target": "下一场拜仁对阿森纳的欧冠小组赛决定不看了" }, { "source": "下一场拜仁对阿森纳的欧冠小组赛决定不看了", "target": "为毛不看" }, { "source": "为毛不看", "target": "不敢看了,怕输太惨" }, { "source": "搁浅,心里的雨,倾盆而下", "target": "这是心雨" }, { "source": "生日快乐液", "target": "谢谢宝贝儿!" }, { "source": "夫妻两人的居住环境看谁的田宅宫", "target": "都可以看的,体现对各自的影响。" }, { "source": "我的脚基本上夏天一天也不怎么出汗。", "target": "羡慕,我是汗脚" }, { "source": "羡慕,我是汗脚", "target": "真的不是鞋子太闷了吗?" }, { "source": "夏天感冒可不好受,看过没有", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "感觉家长私下呗约谈了…", "target": "不仅仅约谈,估计命都保不住了" }, { "source": "你腰比她细", "target": "我像难民" }, { "source": "我像难民", "target": "哪里像" }, { "source": "我手机坏了!!!", "target": "你手机怎么了?" }, { "source": "早起的虫儿被鸟吃", "target": "我是鸟儿" }, { "source": "被你的美貌吸引来了", "target": "照片与本人有差距" }, { "source": "注意安全啊亲", "target": "没汤喝了" }, { "source": "你这个头像简直了", "target": "就问你我美吗" }, { "source": "就问你我美吗", "target": "美呀" }, { "source": "唯有暴富", "target": "有道理" }, { "source": "丑人多作怪", "target": "对你是在嫉妒我" }, { "source": "异地恋的难过!", "target": "此爱隔山海山海亦可平" }, { "source": "此爱隔山海山海亦可平", "target": "瞬间不想你了我们之间有那么有文化?" }, { "source": "瞬间不想你了我们之间有那么有文化?", "target": "自作孽" }, { "source": "刚开始看太阳的后裔,就觉得宋仲基是一个很善良的人,他们的爱情真的很让人羡慕", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "迟到的祝福!!年年16岁!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你是把这个消息传播到你所用的社交网络的各个地方啊实在是不容忽视", "target": "哈哈第一次做呢必须到处显摆显摆" }, { "source": "咋又回学校了?", "target": "你没看见我吗" }, { "source": "是的7*24工作手机常年不准静音睡觉都在待命真是用生命在赚钱", "target": "年轻时拿命换钱。老了以后拿钱换命" }, { "source": "诶呦,好早吖~", "target": "我都是算迟的了" }, { "source": "你是最棒的", "target": "摔倒了还是最棒的?你眼瞎?还是虚伪?" }, { "source": "啥时候北京过夜", "target": "明天看看出班没有" }, { "source": "明天看看出班没有", "target": "吼吼吼好" }, { "source": "吼吼吼好", "target": "约起来" }, { "source": "牛仔是修身的还是宽大复古型的?", "target": "宽大" }, { "source": "内存条在哪啊!", "target": "笔记本的不知道,台式机在机箱里笔记本也在机箱里就是不知道怎么打开,你找个计算机专业的同学给看看!强行关机再重启试试" }, { "source": "笔记本的不知道,台式机在机箱里笔记本也在机箱里就是不知道怎么打开,你找个计算机专业的同学给看看!强行关机再重启试试", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "修好没" }, { "source": "修好没", "target": "没有没有东西下小螺丝" }, { "source": "没有没有东西下小螺丝", "target": "关机重启呢?也不行" }, { "source": "关机重启呢?也不行", "target": "不行啊它就是自己就突然重启" }, { "source": "不行啊它就是自己就突然重启", "target": "那明天找专业的人来修吧" }, { "source": "那明天找专业的人来修吧", "target": "嗯嗯早点休息啊" }, { "source": "我应该知道你是谁~~~", "target": "歌词" }, { "source": "歌词", "target": "有所指的~~~" }, { "source": "亲爱的我在吃满满的火锅料的面条~", "target": "再见" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "辣味酱油~摸摸大" }, { "source": "骄傲的撸起了头", "target": "还好吧这个" }, { "source": "还好吧这个", "target": "或许是那张不够直观再看看像不像老夫子" }, { "source": "老哥最近作品颇多呀", "target": "皆因喜怒交集,你懂的!" }, { "source": "终于可以秀鞋子了", "target": "终于可以穿出来了" }, { "source": "明天谁来这边上班", "target": "都不来" }, { "source": "我欲成仙快乐齐天天天被这歌洗脑", "target": "哈哈哈大家有一样的童年" }, { "source": "再上2天班就可以迎来10天假期啦", "target": "你也是10天么" }, { "source": "你也是10天么", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "是哒", "target": "那要去哪玩啊,请完客" }, { "source": "那要去哪玩啊,请完客", "target": "没有,我27号回家,回去准备,试妆啥的,5号回深圳,没法去玩" }, { "source": "没有,我27号回家,回去准备,试妆啥的,5号回深圳,没法去玩", "target": "那你27号就开始请了么" }, { "source": "那你27号就开始请了么", "target": "是呀,婚假现在才3天了,摔" }, { "source": "是呀,婚假现在才3天了,摔", "target": "深圳的么?福建的都是15天" }, { "source": "深圳的么?福建的都是15天", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "真不愉快" }, { "source": "真不愉快", "target": "晚婚假被取消了不是?" }, { "source": "你自己看一下时间啊下午五点发的啊?", "target": "对。。。下午五点才发出来" }, { "source": "走,唐探", "target": "啥时候" }, { "source": "啥时候", "target": "什么时候都行啊,看你" }, { "source": "虽然你比网红女友腿都细,但答应我不要穿红裤子好吗", "target": "为什么不穿红裤子???" }, { "source": "吃个鸡腿压压惊", "target": "我不吃鸡肉。" }, { "source": "我不吃鸡肉。", "target": "那就来个肘子!" }, { "source": "牛油果比较好吃", "target": "芒果也好次哟" }, { "source": "我的公主,你要好好的", "target": "祝福" }, { "source": "抱一抱", "target": "来一个" }, { "source": "不想当厨子的医生不是好调酒师,你是过敏吗?", "target": "对啊。话说你做菜好像蛮喜欢加红酒?" }, { "source": "没有墙头都是真爱", "target": "没有真爱都是墙头" }, { "source": "想太多会变胖的", "target": "会变胖?" }, { "source": "会变胖?", "target": "当然,所以轻松一点" }, { "source": "回家吃黄瓜吧", "target": "家里也木有黄瓜……" }, { "source": "打B超啊,太有效率了", "target": "晕!!!你们两口子真的是绝配!!" }, { "source": "大佬求带", "target": "好的啊" }, { "source": "一天吃半斤牛肉?这食量有点厉害啊", "target": "还好呀!" }, { "source": "现在说这些还太早,说不定分数还可以,大不了明年陪我一起考,而且找工作也不是啥坏事", "target": "。。。唉。。。那也两手准备吧。。。" }, { "source": "。。。唉。。。那也两手准备吧。。。", "target": "乐呵起来,马上过年了~来南京爷们儿请你吃饭~(当然要周末)" }, { "source": "乐呵起来,马上过年了~来南京爷们儿请你吃饭~(当然要周末)", "target": "嘿嘿!这个可以有!八过赶脚未来的形势很严峻嘛……" }, { "source": "请把我忘记", "target": "不可能" }, { "source": "好毛,今天差点冻死在雨里", "target": "多穿点嘛可是下雨天真的很棒" }, { "source": "多穿点嘛可是下雨天真的很棒", "target": "就是在回宿舍1穿衣服的路上被淋成狗" }, { "source": "就是在回宿舍1穿衣服的路上被淋成狗", "target": "不能等雨小了走嘛" }, { "source": "网红~妹妹~~~我们约下吧", "target": "等我做了好吃的和你约" }, { "source": "等我做了好吃的和你约", "target": "出去吃啦~还要你做啥" }, { "source": "出455A44去上下排连着的!19排1号,20排1号原价转!", "target": "还出吗" }, { "source": "还出吗", "target": "已出" }, { "source": "难道优酷也看不见了?", "target": "应该删了" }, { "source": "应该删了", "target": "看了一下,被删除了,想不明白。" }, { "source": "我胖了十五斤这两个月……怎么瘦下去", "target": "意念哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "意念哈哈哈哈", "target": "分你五斤好不好就五斤" }, { "source": "分你五斤好不好就五斤", "target": "Gun" }, { "source": "你终于跟火山在一块了", "target": "只是合照啦不过好歹知道我叫啥啦哈哈" }, { "source": "怀念", "target": "将来的回忆" }, { "source": "宝宝你咋了", "target": "辞职了,又要找工作了" }, { "source": "不伤害他人为前提", "target": "你这个概念很模糊啊,你伤害他人的这个伤害的标准是什么,换句话说。怎么才算伤害。怎么算不伤害。能说清楚嘛。" }, { "source": "你这个概念很模糊啊,你伤害他人的这个伤害的标准是什么,换句话说。怎么才算伤害。怎么算不伤害。能说清楚嘛。", "target": "不伤害他人的身体,不侮辱人格(辱骂,威胁)" }, { "source": "明天在哪开大会?打听到了么?", "target": "小行阿十点到时候联系哈" }, { "source": "小米怎么买到?", "target": "小米手机网上可以买。不过我的不是小米手机,我用小米的系统,感觉还行" }, { "source": "你要飞升了?", "target": "飞不了了航班取消了" }, { "source": "飞不了了航班取消了", "target": "我是说你要飞回天宫了吗?嫦娥仙子" }, { "source": "我好想,你能一直快快乐乐的,你才是真的很好。", "target": "不要一激动就胡言乱语好不好!" }, { "source": "你并不孤独啊", "target": "拥抱一下" }, { "source": "拥抱一下", "target": "拥抱一直都会在" }, { "source": "看饿", "target": "赶紧睡~睡着就不饿了" }, { "source": "所以学好中医养生,尽量不生病真的好重要姐姐去天津看哥哥吗?", "target": "去的" }, { "source": "你眼力不行!", "target": "你确定你眼力行吗" }, { "source": "你确定你眼力行吗", "target": "啊哈你知道的太多了……" }, { "source": "啊哈你知道的太多了……", "target": "不知道多点怎么跟你混是吧" }, { "source": "想你了,亲一个!", "target": "羞涩跑开,哈哈" }, { "source": "羞涩跑开,哈哈", "target": "别害羞啦!" }, { "source": "别害羞啦!", "target": "呵呵最近怎样" }, { "source": "呵呵最近怎样", "target": "还好!在家闲得无聊!你还记得我!" }, { "source": "还好!在家闲得无聊!你还记得我!", "target": "当然记得啊。" }, { "source": "当然记得啊。", "target": "哈哈…好开心啊!今天下了一天的雨!你那儿呢?" }, { "source": "哈哈…好开心啊!今天下了一天的雨!你那儿呢?", "target": "家呢〜" }, { "source": "家呢〜", "target": "嗯啊!早点儿睡哦~会想你的!记得要经常发微薄,别偷懒,哈哈" }, { "source": "南京的梧桐树让我记忆犹新", "target": "哪天再拍给你看" }, { "source": "你们去厦门居然不叫我啊", "target": "气的你不行?" }, { "source": "心疼你话说我有一张通用票中的你要吗", "target": "好哇!!" }, { "source": "可怜的娃儿", "target": "一天倒霉透顶的!" }, { "source": "一天倒霉透顶的!", "target": "去烧香" }, { "source": "去烧香", "target": "割到手是寓意撒子嘛!" }, { "source": "这么难?难道我们从毕业之后就一直抑郁?", "target": "今年特别难本命年水逆超级严重" }, { "source": "今年特别难本命年水逆超级严重", "target": "我也是水逆严重的一年" }, { "source": "我也是水逆严重的一年", "target": "我要去转发锦鲤了" }, { "source": "我要去转发锦鲤了", "target": "哈哈哈哈没用的只能承受只能硬抗!不过我前几天去算命了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈没用的只能承受只能硬抗!不过我前几天去算命了", "target": "我也要去算算" }, { "source": "那你今年过年回来吗?", "target": "估计不会去了,囧" }, { "source": "背影杀", "target": "求原图" }, { "source": "超锅也捡一架分我呗", "target": "我买一架送你" }, { "source": "我买一架送你", "target": "谢谢,那我把地址发给你哈" }, { "source": "为什么我脑子里想的都是李润成找金娜娜当代驾!!", "target": "我也是!" }, { "source": "膀哥新年好", "target": "新年快乐!" }, { "source": "快睡觉辣", "target": "卧室没空调太热" }, { "source": "卧室没空调太热", "target": "那把客厅的空调开着,门开着这样风就可以吹进来辣" }, { "source": "那把客厅的空调开着,门开着这样风就可以吹进来辣", "target": "我妈会缩我浪费电" }, { "source": "别难过了妹纸,开心些", "target": "嗯,以后还有机会的" }, { "source": "我决定先去健身,了解下那边的文化和风情", "target": "嗯。身材我们很在乎的" }, { "source": "你今天晚上唱了个什么呀?你自己说说。内容浮夸,表演浮夸,服装浮夸,最后哭的也浮夸……", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "38岁?我28岁每天去上班的路上都想出车祸我抓紧时间死掉吧", "target": "你怎么能这么消极呢" }, { "source": "去哪儿", "target": "流浪" }, { "source": "洗澡也是换地方了?那要告诉我公公婆婆了麦麦又要洗澡了", "target": "就边上十几米'有个零时办公点'" }, { "source": "喊你一天少出入烟花酒巷", "target": "换句台词?" }, { "source": "我在你梦里都是不矜持的...", "target": "这才真实" }, { "source": "他面试犀利嘛?我明天四面,也是见他", "target": "没感觉,对我的自我介绍不感兴趣,没怎么问就打发了。好好准备自我介绍,加油" }, { "source": "没感觉,对我的自我介绍不感兴趣,没怎么问就打发了。好好准备自我介绍,加油", "target": "自我介绍呀~就只让你自我介绍了一下吗?" }, { "source": "我经常会想,要是不分手我们会是什么样子!", "target": "其实过的并不好,也很糟糕,还是会想起你,如果我们还在一起该有多好" }, { "source": "啊师兄你来北京啦!欢迎来找我玩!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈你这师兄叫的我非常不好意思呀我今天中午就在你学校旁边,早说就去找你吃饭了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我发现你身上有3个痣下巴一个,胸口一个,脚上一个,", "target": "观察这么仔细" }, { "source": "观察这么仔细", "target": "恩是喜欢听您的歌曲,喜欢看您的表演,慢慢的时间久了,观察的也就细微一些。以后有更好作品歌曲带给我们欣赏,,努力" }, { "source": "在家过快乐生活一天到晚很开心", "target": "你的意思就是在寝室跟我们一起不开心咯" }, { "source": "难过", "target": "这辈子也不会再爱了" }, { "source": "这辈子也不会再爱了", "target": "妈耶...100集..." }, { "source": "妈耶...100集...", "target": "但是看的时候并不会觉得多而是根本不够看看完还想看不想完" }, { "source": "加油加油!", "target": "我会的" }, { "source": "哎呀哎呀我使劲的找了下你结果一下就看出那个是你了哈哈", "target": "哈哈!还是比较好辨认的。脸圆了。烦的!" }, { "source": "玻璃杯子怎么就摔不坏了。", "target": "塑料杯" }, { "source": "你又变帅了?我怎么没觉得", "target": "你不要说话" }, { "source": "你不要说话", "target": "就说" }, { "source": "今天貌似也有点迟睡咯……", "target": "心情郁闷…我要玩游戏了一起不" }, { "source": "心情郁闷…我要玩游戏了一起不", "target": "哈哈,我刚起。" }, { "source": "哈哈,我刚起。", "target": "我刚点了午餐" }, { "source": "丢都丢了能怎么办啊", "target": "一个人哭。。。重头再来!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "一个人哭。。。重头再来!哈哈哈", "target": "有多少爱可以重来?" }, { "source": "有多少爱可以重来?", "target": "...常常责怪自己当初不应该..." }, { "source": "公共场所未拴绳的狗,都该消灭!", "target": "已举报。。希望以后公共场所除了人不要有任何动物,包括你" }, { "source": "两个人都好美,怎么没有我,求合照。。。", "target": "来··过来跟哥合照····" }, { "source": "来··过来跟哥合照····", "target": "下次一起照。" }, { "source": "你在我心中一直都是18", "target": "跟你在一起老了" }, { "source": "打完一会儿就不疼了!我和我室友打得最便宜的!15一对~", "target": "嗯嗯我就怕打完之后会发炎啊什么的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯我就怕打完之后会发炎啊什么的", "target": "别碰水,应该没事" }, { "source": "别碰水,应该没事", "target": "嗯你也要注意点抹点药什么的" }, { "source": "好眠﹏﹏", "target": "哈哈咱俩同时。。安啦!" }, { "source": "哈哈咱俩同时。。安啦!", "target": "我也发现了这点" }, { "source": "我也发现了这点", "target": "哈啦啦,心什么犀来着。。。" }, { "source": "芒果哥应该就是你的天使了", "target": "是什么?活动的一部分?" }, { "source": "是什么?活动的一部分?", "target": "就是天使要偷偷为他守护的人做事啊" }, { "source": "就是天使要偷偷为他守护的人做事啊", "target": "喔喔!哈哈!啊〜好羡慕你们哇" }, { "source": "快跟我说个晚安我就去睡觉!!!", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "为哈子不喊我", "target": "你上班得嘛" }, { "source": "你上班得嘛", "target": "早就下班了" }, { "source": "早就下班了", "target": "哪个台?想看" }, { "source": "哪个台?想看", "target": "成都台33频道。你电影看完了?" }, { "source": "成都台33频道。你电影看完了?", "target": "看完了" }, { "source": "看完了", "target": "看到没" }, { "source": "看到没", "target": "没有,演了吗?" }, { "source": "癫狂了这次改完应该就好了吧", "target": "别改了" }, { "source": "别改了", "target": "嗯嗯,再坚持一下下" }, { "source": "想认识?", "target": "恩恩。" }, { "source": "看着穿着。看那双手……不像带十一万戒指的人", "target": "我觉得也是,感觉想让人家去找故意说的很贵" }, { "source": "起来准备吃晚饭了", "target": "你在家带孩子呢吗" }, { "source": "挣扎着混日子很难受", "target": "最难过的是其实心里有着很大的理想,但自己却配不上那么美好的幻想。" }, { "source": "最难过的是其实心里有着很大的理想,但自己却配不上那么美好的幻想。", "target": "幻想都没了,就等着某天自己不会内疚了混过去" }, { "source": "2016脱单", "target": "如你所愿" }, { "source": "想念糖心当女主的时候", "target": "意思第三季不是了?" }, { "source": "姐,你的节目现在晚上几点", "target": "FM101.9每晚7点和22点" }, { "source": "我现在也喜欢打电话也就初中群里打字了……", "target": "哎,是不是有了女朋友一切就都会不同" }, { "source": "哎,是不是有了女朋友一切就都会不同", "target": "然后我再来解答一下你这个问题" }, { "source": "又是来求经验的,怎么瘦的呀", "target": "什么??" }, { "source": "老发美食图,却配励志句,我也是醉了!", "target": "很正常啊!" }, { "source": "我明明说我丑,颜色没有什么选择的馀地!我都说这么直白了你还想怎样", "target": "哈哈哈,你说人丑就是衣服挑人了,这不是说人帅就是穿啥都好看嘛。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你说人丑就是衣服挑人了,这不是说人帅就是穿啥都好看嘛。", "target": "这辈子是不指望了" }, { "source": "这辈子是不指望了", "target": "这么不自信" }, { "source": "这么不自信", "target": "其实下面是靴子不是皮鞋,不该晚上拍的" }, { "source": "发完刚刚那条去领奖了", "target": "那你真的是很棒棒!" }, { "source": "人家玩王者荣耀呢", "target": "金华也有水乡吗" }, { "source": "金华也有水乡吗", "target": "有金华什么没有" }, { "source": "有金华什么没有", "target": "谁信啊?" }, { "source": "谁信啊?", "target": "上图" }, { "source": "更新不了系统你懂不懂怎么弄啊", "target": "设置里面更新呀" }, { "source": "设置里面更新呀", "target": "下载了更新固件,安装失败" }, { "source": "下载了更新固件,安装失败", "target": "你是自己下的还是系统自己推送的" }, { "source": "东西真多啊", "target": "所以减负啊,有点强迫症,就怕万一要用的,其实这个是小包里的,大包里更多电子设备" }, { "source": "所以减负啊,有点强迫症,就怕万一要用的,其实这个是小包里的,大包里更多电子设备", "target": "我就钱包,2个手机,钥匙纸巾,没包包" }, { "source": "不错哎,我最近在看运动套装哎。", "target": "又看中不,瑜伽练得怎么样?" }, { "source": "又看中不,瑜伽练得怎么样?", "target": "一次都还没去过呢。看不好呢" }, { "source": "一次都还没去过呢。看不好呢", "target": "这季节练瑜伽挺好~" }, { "source": "这季节练瑜伽挺好~", "target": "是的呀,你也来呀。" }, { "source": "是的呀,你也来呀。", "target": "好像远了,不在杭州哈~不然必须的!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,下个月刚好去重庆旅游,大家有什么推荐吗?", "target": "推荐自己开车,领会重庆真正的魅力" }, { "source": "推荐自己开车,领会重庆真正的魅力", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "祝福祝福啦", "target": "谢谢谢谢啦" }, { "source": "推荐一本书杨绛先生的《我们仨》。", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "你家猫太萌", "target": "实物简直不知所谓" }, { "source": "智商高的都情商低,我邓智商185每次谈恋爱都被甩找谁说理去", "target": "哈哈哈哈你这样回复好吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你这样回复好吗", "target": "事实啊,总不能智商又高情商又高吧她每次谈恋爱都作的我想怒转黑" }, { "source": "我只有刘海长的快真的", "target": "不聊啦,我去赶作业了" }, { "source": "不聊啦,我去赶作业了", "target": "我明天再赶祝好运" }, { "source": "我明天再赶祝好运", "target": "虽然明天也来得及,但我想睡个饱觉,毕竟只差物理英语了" }, { "source": "虽然明天也来得及,但我想睡个饱觉,毕竟只差物理英语了", "target": "我也是!!!物理只做了一半,明晚再说" }, { "source": "我也是!!!物理只做了一半,明晚再说", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "快睡吧我看小说" }, { "source": "这是2014新的搭讪方式吗好潮哦", "target": "这样哦~" }, { "source": "家里的鱼儿么?", "target": "是啊,人间惨剧啊!!!" }, { "source": "是啊,人间惨剧啊!!!", "target": "可怜的鱼儿..." }, { "source": "你沉迷于此太多", "target": "大实话就是让人开心" }, { "source": "啊啊啊,韬韬我终于表白成功啦", "target": "太浪漫了祝福" }, { "source": "太浪漫了祝福", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "长时间慢跑不要穿赤足哦,那个是锻炼腿部肌肉的,支撑和缓震不足,如果跑久了膝盖会疼的", "target": "脚踝痛怎么破" }, { "source": "脚踝痛怎么破", "target": "脚踝疼的还真不多那,你有过旧伤吗,没有的话跑前活动脚踝热身,然后强度不要大,以后慢慢加。可能是因为太久没跑,刚开始跑会很多地方不舒服。。。" }, { "source": "脚踝疼的还真不多那,你有过旧伤吗,没有的话跑前活动脚踝热身,然后强度不要大,以后慢慢加。可能是因为太久没跑,刚开始跑会很多地方不舒服。。。", "target": "以前天天跑的时候有一阵就一直脚踝疼。后来换了NB的减震跑鞋还是疼。就不怎么跑了" }, { "source": "6sp终于可以回到如丝般的流畅!但是4s不能降级啊?!", "target": "求助..为什么我降不了" }, { "source": "求助..为什么我降不了", "target": "因为苹果关了哈哈哈,你没看威锋网最新更新啊" }, { "source": "因为苹果关了哈哈哈,你没看威锋网最新更新啊", "target": "刚刚看到了" }, { "source": "刚刚看到了", "target": "哈哈哈你不会是刷了不能激活吧?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你不会是刷了不能激活吧?", "target": "没有..我还以为我电脑出问题了..永远都是错误" }, { "source": "快把你自己快递过来呀我想你勒", "target": "不要想我" }, { "source": "不要想我", "target": "就想!而且是越来越想呀,怎么啊" }, { "source": "就想!而且是越来越想呀,怎么啊", "target": "小心撑死你啊" }, { "source": "嘻嘻嘻别打我", "target": "。。。?" }, { "source": "影视区不早撤了吗", "target": "我刚发现" }, { "source": "说明你不困,喝两粒晕车药,就好了。", "target": "床上挤着一人,完全就不想睡觉。。" }, { "source": "小可爱", "target": "喵~" }, { "source": "你好像我一个游戏好友阿!", "target": "真的么!叫啥" }, { "source": "真的么!叫啥", "target": "小狐狸" }, { "source": "早安宝贝六一快乐天天开心", "target": "你也是哦" }, { "source": "送快递的会恨你的", "target": "矮油,才40多KG,京东自营快递没啥啦,本来想自取的,但我刚好有免运费卷,全部用上正好" }, { "source": "主题莫非是黑夜我打开了闪光灯照亮蚊子飞向我的路?", "target": "出彩" }, { "source": "我饿了", "target": "去吃" }, { "source": "你的生活不能缺了静静", "target": "那当然" }, { "source": "没什么没有小唧唧呢", "target": "被我吃掉了" }, { "source": "要高考了数学还是很差", "target": "努力就好" }, { "source": "猫不是很阔爱吗", "target": "这怎么说" }, { "source": "这怎么说", "target": "没事没事我懂,我怕狗" }, { "source": "涵哥,好久没喝酒了的哇。谢谢", "target": "有机会的哇,我也想回去跟你们喝酒哒" }, { "source": "有机会的哇,我也想回去跟你们喝酒哒", "target": "改天回来先说哦" }, { "source": "改天回来先说哦", "target": "要得要得。" }, { "source": "我和你一样,出门就晕", "target": "晕也要去" }, { "source": "今天过户排队的时候好多人问我车卖不卖~哈哈哈!估计一看就是我这车品相巨好!", "target": "老铁,这车不是国5的,又是唐山的车,怎么可以挂北京牌子?" }, { "source": "要改签么?", "target": "啊啊啊还在纠结~还可以纠结两个小时" }, { "source": "啊啊啊还在纠结~还可以纠结两个小时", "target": "如果家里不急的话,就去看华弟吧" }, { "source": "如果家里不急的话,就去看华弟吧", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "一个人的快乐,上午好宝贝", "target": "上午好" }, { "source": "脚踝是什么", "target": "全身上下最瘦的地方" }, { "source": "丧气话就别发话题里了呗", "target": "这不丧啊" }, { "source": "这不丧啊", "target": "老在话题里说佛佛佛的真的好吗看多了也会受影响啊" }, { "source": "老在话题里说佛佛佛的真的好吗看多了也会受影响啊", "target": "我又没有老在话题里发这个" }, { "source": "皮几万拍的啊", "target": "拍完照就提包" }, { "source": "拍完照就提包", "target": "提完包就做头发" }, { "source": "心比长相好,懂比爱重要。", "target": "始于颜值、陷于才华、忠于人品" }, { "source": "哇塞九年了诶,结婚结婚!!", "target": "你的饭得吃了" }, { "source": "来嘛", "target": "好嘞!来咯!" }, { "source": "3爱国1富强只换敬业一张", "target": "换爱国啊爱国" }, { "source": "么么三三~早~", "target": "嘻嘻果冻早" }, { "source": "嘻嘻果冻早", "target": "勤劳的三三~" }, { "source": "看着你的围脖就觉得生活好美好,因为这样的生活我喜欢,很惬意.....简单美好", "target": "没有奢华的生活,没有华丽的词藻,有的只是平凡的生活点滴!" }, { "source": "看到女神了赶紧上钻石!", "target": "上钻石了女神有奖励吗" }, { "source": "上钻石了女神有奖励吗", "target": "上了钻石就勉强让你带我飞吧" }, { "source": "上了钻石就勉强让你带我飞吧", "target": "现在就可以" }, { "source": "现在就可以", "target": "不急我觉得你还有提升的空间" }, { "source": "好冷,不开心啊", "target": "多穿点!" }, { "source": "我还是饿。。", "target": "你是猪猪女孩嘛" }, { "source": "不知道那个录音能传上来不。晚安", "target": "可别传吓人" }, { "source": "可别传吓人", "target": "我是说传手机么,自己听听,开心开心" }, { "source": "愿一切安好", "target": "嗯嗯谢谢哦" }, { "source": "先马克,回去看", "target": "请您过目" }, { "source": "你还欠我一首歌呢", "target": "等着" }, { "source": "等着", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "哥,巡演诶,你没逗我们吧,好激动啊", "target": "真的假的" }, { "source": "真的假的", "target": "她们都有说啊…我也不知道、应该在准备。" }, { "source": "今天见某人在台上演讲有点怂呢", "target": "第二次了,有点怂了" }, { "source": "非主流欢迎您", "target": "想染,怕漂褪色变黄" }, { "source": "想染,怕漂褪色变黄", "target": "是了洗个几次头就没了" }, { "source": "是了洗个几次头就没了", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "真的吗", "target": "漂的很黄的基本上一个月全没了" }, { "source": "别说车了,比三四线的房子还贵", "target": "我江西上饶的四线刚升三线一万多一平" }, { "source": "我江西上饶的四线刚升三线一万多一平", "target": "上饶1万多一平吹呢" }, { "source": "寒梅报春", "target": "只等春花烂漫。。。" }, { "source": "你又和别的狗子去看我想和你去看的电影了", "target": "我没有我一个人看的" }, { "source": "叔叔晚安…", "target": "我还在路上啊" }, { "source": "我还在路上啊", "target": "回家路上…" }, { "source": "你回家了?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "感觉前言不搭后语。", "target": "你太笨了" }, { "source": "你太笨了", "target": "你太乱码了" }, { "source": "你太乱码了", "target": "偶哪有扔你啊" }, { "source": "希望2018能长高啦希望有一个开心的2018啦", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈会的会的" }, { "source": "老吴是?!", "target": "我老公" }, { "source": "冬天都是巴不得早点睡的。", "target": "冷嘎弟弟啊" }, { "source": "买车啦!!!!", "target": "租车" }, { "source": "什么时候举杯了", "target": "不老举么" }, { "source": "不老举么", "target": "奶茶啊" }, { "source": "岁月是个杀猪刀", "target": "是想说我越来越帅?" }, { "source": "是想说我越来越帅?", "target": "真心觉得太帅了,型爆了" }, { "source": "真心觉得太帅了,型爆了", "target": "我以前116噢。现在重了三十斤" }, { "source": "我以前116噢。现在重了三十斤", "target": "116是你高中的数字吗所以" }, { "source": "116是你高中的数字吗所以", "target": "嗯,增长很缓慢了" }, { "source": "嗯,增长很缓慢了", "target": "涨到一定程度就稳定下来了,最主要太经常在外面吃东西了" }, { "source": "涨到一定程度就稳定下来了,最主要太经常在外面吃东西了", "target": "哈哈,!是你总结出来的经验吧" }, { "source": "哈哈,!是你总结出来的经验吧", "target": "还有还有,肉吃多了" }, { "source": "志玲偷偷变美", "target": "我没有!" }, { "source": "5点就起来,还是迟到了。那你就该4点起来啊!机会永远只留给准备充分的人。", "target": "四点起,有公交地铁吗?" }, { "source": "四点起,有公交地铁吗?", "target": "没有地铁公交,那别人都是怎么按时到的准时到达本身就是能力的一部分吧" }, { "source": "你们伙食噻好", "target": "来不来" }, { "source": "大圣老师你今年多大啊", "target": "46但永远18" }, { "source": "46但永远18", "target": "您的心还是18" }, { "source": "您的心还是18", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "游泳健身了解一下", "target": "没钱了解不了" }, { "source": "吃药就找你啦~", "target": "太心酸了......." }, { "source": "我的猫图都还没扫描,还不清楚好不好看", "target": "哈哈哈!!应该没问题的,先指点指点我的啦,哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!!应该没问题的,先指点指点我的啦,哈哈哈。", "target": "建议可以多站在另一只猫的高度去拍他们" }, { "source": "建议可以多站在另一只猫的高度去拍他们", "target": "另一只猫的高度?" }, { "source": "另一只猫的高度?", "target": "我感觉猫站立的时候,用和它对等的位置或更低的位置去观察它,而且能有一定距离的观察,会感觉更好,就像另一只猫在看它那样。" }, { "source": "看日出", "target": "一猜你就没睡。我刚到家" }, { "source": "还能再瘦一点吗", "target": "并不瘦" }, { "source": "逝者已矣,生者如斯", "target": "是是呢,只为那遥远的怀念" }, { "source": "加油,祝你能找到幸福", "target": "谢谢哈" }, { "source": "手机号好多钱额", "target": "一千二,都不敢买贵的" }, { "source": "一千二,都不敢买贵的", "target": "不要乱放东西哈" }, { "source": "不知道这爱心牌围巾要送给谁", "target": "不要赋予它这么多含义" }, { "source": "听说夜晚的茂陵山不安全啊,早点回", "target": "俩大老爷们怕啥" }, { "source": "俩大老爷们怕啥", "target": "小心,小心,,," }, { "source": "微笑的力量足以改变世界", "target": "笑容可以传染啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "笑容可以传染啊哈哈哈", "target": "我笑了一整天你信吗?哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "他应该喜欢你呀汪汪", "target": "难道他是喵喵?" }, { "source": "难道他是喵喵?", "target": "你是汪汪" }, { "source": "还记得谁是你的小太阳", "target": "是你!" }, { "source": "饿货,再来条士力架", "target": "饿货是什么" }, { "source": "真正的宁静来自内心", "target": "那是。" }, { "source": "很喜欢姗姗,正在看美人无泪", "target": "嘿嘿我前几天刚看完很不错呢" }, { "source": "今天凌晨呲过了。。。现在在呲饭", "target": "瓦小仪每天都要嗨皮哟~" }, { "source": "瓦小仪每天都要嗨皮哟~", "target": "好滴~瓦会哒。。。乃也要好好哦~么么" }, { "source": "好滴~瓦会哒。。。乃也要好好哦~么么", "target": "好好呲饭啦,要不麻麻会说你啦" }, { "source": "晚安,摸摸大", "target": "你自己去摸吧~" }, { "source": "我在超市堵到都要疯了", "target": "我在超市堵出来了,我现在在路上堵起来" }, { "source": "我在超市堵出来了,我现在在路上堵起来", "target": "原来命运这么相同" }, { "source": "几时开车,我放钉", "target": "放心我不会出大路" }, { "source": "你这又再吃啥好吃的呢", "target": "没吃啥呀写作业呢弄杯咖啡我一写作业就困" }, { "source": "我们学校因为大部分人都要回去,到时候连饭堂都不开门了,所以回去是明智之举,我已经订好票了~", "target": "我们学校到时估计也是,还好外面的店有开" }, { "source": "你出一个广州攻略吧", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "土豪,你好。", "target": "是的我是吃土的土豪" }, { "source": "你说正月哭是不是会影响一年的运气?", "target": "你哭来?" }, { "source": "你哭来?", "target": "嗯还特别伤心" }, { "source": "嗯还特别伤心", "target": "那是因为另一个男的吧" }, { "source": "那是因为另一个男的吧", "target": "话题出轨了……" }, { "source": "话题出轨了……", "target": "啊?啥意思" }, { "source": "啊?啥意思", "target": "正月哭运气会不好哇?" }, { "source": "正月哭运气会不好哇?", "target": "没事啊不惜瞎寻思吧" }, { "source": "没事啊不惜瞎寻思吧", "target": "噢好吧" }, { "source": "来一杯", "target": "好主意" }, { "source": "欢迎来到我家乡!去吃桂圆餐厅,正宗天津菜", "target": "可是我明天就走了" }, { "source": "可是我明天就走了", "target": "那太遗憾了" }, { "source": "去找你玩方便吗", "target": "不知道啥时候休假" }, { "source": "不知道啥时候休假", "target": "看情况吧" }, { "source": "Zara新出的童包了解一下", "target": "我看到了!!" }, { "source": "值得记住的人还未出现", "target": "是的。" }, { "source": "在家好好读书别老想去浪", "target": "明天别出去看电影" }, { "source": "越来越佩服你的厨艺了,真的好赞呀!", "target": "无聊就自己琢磨" }, { "source": "距离产生美同时也产生隔阂", "target": "反正我觉得距离一旦远了,什么感情都会淡" }, { "source": "卓艺这个字儿………", "target": "青涩" }, { "source": "有次站票6个小时看完一本书感觉以后都买站票算了", "target": "有同感,一次坐票,旁边是一位出家人,聊了整晚" }, { "source": "你让连着上班的情何以堪....", "target": "哈哈,等忙完这段时间你们就好啦!那会让别人羡慕去吧" }, { "source": "谢谢姐姐〜〜〜希望我美丽的姐姐心想皆成〜〜〜", "target": "我都没敢几你打电话" }, { "source": "帅哥。不好意思。人家有男朋友鸟。。", "target": "你男朋友是哪个嘛?" }, { "source": "你男朋友是哪个嘛?", "target": "是屁臭娃```" }, { "source": "是屁臭娃```", "target": "你咋晓得他屁臭?哈哈哈啊。。。。" }, { "source": "你咋晓得他屁臭?哈哈哈啊。。。。", "target": "低调,低调...晓得就对了,不要说出来" }, { "source": "低调,低调...晓得就对了,不要说出来", "target": "昨天看到你。我觉得你瘦了。。" }, { "source": "流星阿姨所以你是在卖萌么", "target": "吐艳,要叫流星姐姐啦,不然你就比源源她们小一辈啦~明儿演出开始前在场馆外你要过来合影哈" }, { "source": "吐艳,要叫流星姐姐啦,不然你就比源源她们小一辈啦~明儿演出开始前在场馆外你要过来合影哈", "target": "流星阿姨不要谦虚了。我是14级文艺编导的学生" }, { "source": "流星阿姨不要谦虚了。我是14级文艺编导的学生", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,你才是卖萌!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,你才是卖萌!", "target": "被发现了" }, { "source": "何时得的一朵桃花?", "target": "可惜了" }, { "source": "半命运选择我们的时候我们没有恨意,而我们选择的命运,许多时候是含有恨意的”,至此再也回不去了吧……", "target": "啥意思" }, { "source": "颜值高的人果然穿什么衣服都好看", "target": "谢谢你夸奖~" }, { "source": "你为啥要付钱", "target": "同事中午喝了酒去洗澡,把会所柜子的钥匙弄丢了,手机钱包衣服全锁在柜子里面了。。我去赔了人家柜子的钱才把人接出来。。" }, { "source": "每天都在吃很美好啊", "target": "点心甜点什么的是不能少的哈哈" }, { "source": "点心甜点什么的是不能少的哈哈", "target": "为什么都不胖" }, { "source": "为什么都不胖", "target": "胖不起来" }, { "source": "恭喜。顺产么?", "target": "剖腹产" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "哎哟~还会恭喜" }, { "source": "哎哟~还会恭喜", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "本想去海南玩的", "target": "那为啥不去了,不过去海南不是说不如去越南么" }, { "source": "那为啥不去了,不过去海南不是说不如去越南么", "target": "等阿姨来了再打算,不然放心不下娃" }, { "source": "等阿姨来了再打算,不然放心不下娃", "target": "带去哇" }, { "source": "带去哇", "target": "姐姐我不想带,这段时间带够了!阿姨不在!我是不是不负责任的麻麻?!" }, { "source": "姐姐我不想带,这段时间带够了!阿姨不在!我是不是不负责任的麻麻?!", "target": "不过带着是很烦,我们也没有带出去旅行过,你还不想带,我是根本带不走,因为不黏我" }, { "source": "不过带着是很烦,我们也没有带出去旅行过,你还不想带,我是根本带不走,因为不黏我", "target": "想走就走,简直就是奢望!" }, { "source": "我觉得你两越长越像了", "target": "所以说他是越长越好看了吗?" }, { "source": "所以说他是越长越好看了吗?", "target": "没毛病" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺!", "target": "一脸正气" }, { "source": "为啥郁闷", "target": "他的出境游泡汤了!" }, { "source": "他的出境游泡汤了!", "target": "哈哈好吧" }, { "source": "哈哈好吧", "target": "嘿嘿就尴尬的不行不行的," }, { "source": "嘿嘿就尴尬的不行不行的,", "target": "玩玩游戏吧" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨啊…", "target": "就不知道汕头和四川会不会一样了" }, { "source": "就不知道汕头和四川会不会一样了", "target": "唉!" }, { "source": "唉!", "target": "省点,不然就用电脑交替下" }, { "source": "相亲你有啥不好意思的", "target": "哇塞,我今晚也相亲了" }, { "source": "哇塞,我今晚也相亲了", "target": "结果如何" }, { "source": "结果如何", "target": "还行,了解看吧" }, { "source": "亲爱的,早安,周末愉快啊", "target": "祝你开心~" }, { "source": "想知道盐城的什么时候开业呢", "target": "时间不确定哦" }, { "source": "巧了,我们宿舍还真不这样,兄弟六个关系真的铁,只要有一个人睡觉,大家伙就不出声或者用很轻的声音说话,这一年大家伙分了考研跟不考研两帮,晚上不考研的照顾考研的熄灯就不说话了,早晨考研照顾不考研的起床洗刷声音都特别轻,很庆幸大学碰到了这样的舍友", "target": "男生没办法和女生比,事多呢" }, { "source": "男生没办法和女生比,事多呢", "target": "我是女生宿舍,我们也超级好,都是闺蜜" }, { "source": "心仪公司的HR!!希望明天能收到面试邀请,无业游民要哭了", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "把我自己打包送给大哥", "target": "哈哈小哥哥我,你要吗" }, { "source": "为什么戴帽子?因为头发很油", "target": "那是为了耍酷" }, { "source": "你最近咋子咯。", "target": "没咋啊,还可以。就是有点厌倦" }, { "source": "我也想摸雪!暴哭!", "target": "摸头……雪不好摸!冻死我啦!" }, { "source": "第一条应该是不接受父母安排的相亲吧,第二条应该是他找的对象同时要满足父母的要求,父母否决的即使是他找的对象也不谈。第三天应该就是,按照父母否决的那一个标准否决一类人。。。我看懂了!!", "target": "最后一点不是,是按照父母想要的那一个标准否决一类人,当然好像第三条表述有问题,请看括弧里的例子" }, { "source": "一些人陪你走过一段日子留下一段回忆足矣", "target": "珍惜每一段值得永远珍藏的记忆" }, { "source": "给力个P!杭州和临平不能刷!", "target": "新闻说杭州可以的嘛,你也是紫色?" }, { "source": "新闻说杭州可以的嘛,你也是紫色?", "target": "是的,不行" }, { "source": "是的,不行", "target": "哦,看错了,它说杭州部分出租车,以后你打的嘛" }, { "source": "哦,看错了,它说杭州部分出租车,以后你打的嘛", "target": "试试看吧……诶,没什么机会叫出租车,杭州这边的出租车,难叫得厉害" }, { "source": "试试看吧……诶,没什么机会叫出租车,杭州这边的出租车,难叫得厉害", "target": "打电话叫车" }, { "source": "打电话叫车", "target": "没电调电话……而且电调太贵" }, { "source": "马老师,要淡定", "target": "马老师比较好学...淡定不了...一年半载实在是长...我晚上要睡不着了..." }, { "source": "马老师比较好学...淡定不了...一年半载实在是长...我晚上要睡不着了...", "target": "搞科研的要沉住气啊" }, { "source": "搞科研的要沉住气啊", "target": "你搞科研还是我?貌似都不是..." }, { "source": "怎么突然想起我了,亲??", "target": "太想你了" }, { "source": "太想你了", "target": "真高兴" }, { "source": "你要什么书,我去看看", "target": "啥都行!!" }, { "source": "啥都行!!", "target": "。。。那有很多啊" }, { "source": "有说话的人有倾听的人真好", "target": "这就是缘分,有话聊不讨厌对方才会掏心掏肺" }, { "source": "你几点的车,合肥到蚌埠也有梢好点的车。不过绿皮车自然也低炭,坚持一下也好啊", "target": "遇到杨蔚宁了" }, { "source": "遇到杨蔚宁了", "target": "你俩还真有缘,他也回家吗?" }, { "source": "你俩还真有缘,他也回家吗?", "target": "是的,淮北。" }, { "source": "超帅的呐嘻嘻有解放碑", "target": "是呀~" }, { "source": "我感觉我父母不爱我……", "target": "你大了要懂事。早知道不是所有的人都可以被宠一辈子的。也不是所有人都一辈子不宠的…" }, { "source": "你说这句话,本身就是废话,还是带着民粹主义的废话.", "target": "现在不只是堪忧了替你上火再见朋友" }, { "source": "与男友吵架后怎么办?", "target": "男生要主动哄女生阿" }, { "source": "辛苦", "target": "没事我忍了" }, { "source": "河南南阳的农村来不来啊", "target": "村子里边没有旅馆啊,不过我家有一间空房" }, { "source": "村子里边没有旅馆啊,不过我家有一间空房", "target": "嘿嘿,好吧,约" }, { "source": "你这是室友,我有个邻居,年底腊月23就把排油烟机厨房收拾了,然后说过年不在家,不开火做饭了,带着老公孩子到处求收留,挨家蹭饭,说是挨家,基本上就我和另一个邻居两家,还总喊我老公出去饭店吃,吃完就是我老公结账,人家老公说:哥吃饭什么时候自己花过钱", "target": "还有这种人???那你们肯定就要拒绝啊。来你家吃饭你说我家今天不高饭。叫你们去外面吃你们也拒绝啊。" }, { "source": "知道许婧吗?学学", "target": "这个好,哈哈" }, { "source": "喝完酒为什么要上秤", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,证明我真的喝酒了呀," }, { "source": "为你赠送一朵小红花", "target": "来个大红花吧哈哈" }, { "source": "来个大红花吧哈哈", "target": "没问题送你一车大红花" }, { "source": "拍一组图你是要准备发一年吗", "target": "对啊对啊" }, { "source": "有空晒图啊,我要看。", "target": "都晒很多了好吧~很多它们的照片呢~" }, { "source": "都晒很多了好吧~很多它们的照片呢~", "target": "回头我电脑上了的时候再找找看" }, { "source": "无忧是快乐的,成长是烦恼的。", "target": "无忧的成长是幸福" }, { "source": "无忧的成长是幸福", "target": "可惜成长都伴随烦恼的。" }, { "source": "可惜成长都伴随烦恼的。", "target": "不怕不怕" }, { "source": "不怕不怕", "target": "孩子,加油吧!未来在等待着你。" }, { "source": "孩子,加油吧!未来在等待着你。", "target": "一起加油哦未来是我的也是你的。" }, { "source": "一起加油哦未来是我的也是你的。", "target": "那是你们年轻人的未来啊。" }, { "source": "那是你们年轻人的未来啊。", "target": "你也是年轻人嘛" }, { "source": "看着蟑螂飞进打呼噜的舍友的嘴", "target": "当然是叫醒他了" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "谢谢我的女神" }, { "source": "谢谢我的女神", "target": "不是女神啦" }, { "source": "还不能放弃,我室友已经考了两门了,星期六再去考两门。我只报了基础,拼一下说不定就过了的", "target": "哈哈哈还是你机智你只报了一门" }, { "source": "看着你被保养", "target": "然而并没有" }, { "source": "兄弟要不陪我打一把游戏", "target": "哥要去上班了,哎" }, { "source": "哥要去上班了,哎", "target": "今天出车吗" }, { "source": "啥子桑你心了嘛,哥哥我来抚平你。", "target": "别忘了我以前叫你什么...!!" }, { "source": "周末不来成都?!", "target": "要,但是不确定能不能来找你" }, { "source": "老师还要学生不?", "target": "你太大了" }, { "source": "我觉得你应该念一下经,静休一下", "target": "呃,好吧~" }, { "source": "衣服不错喔", "target": "来呀~快活呀~" }, { "source": "你玩典韦了?", "target": "有这个英雄就玩了一次" }, { "source": "有这个英雄就玩了一次", "target": "这是他的台词…" }, { "source": "今天分手了。长长舒了一口气……终于再也不用担心他会离开。", "target": "今天分喜欢他的爱着他的太多了我的爱不算什么" }, { "source": "我们东北人也没天天出门抡西瓜刀啊被你们黑这么多年", "target": "哈哈!" }, { "source": "感觉正焕很仗义啊,", "target": "嗯嗯,但是不好看,颜值即正义" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,但是不好看,颜值即正义", "target": "哦,那我很正义咯" }, { "source": "断桥是否下过雪?", "target": "又想起你的脸,若是无缘再见" }, { "source": "你今晚上劲儿了么?好羞涩哦。老公", "target": "秘密哟" }, { "source": "秘密哟", "target": "你就是上劲儿了。快说你是不是爱我不能自拔了" }, { "source": "你就是上劲儿了。快说你是不是爱我不能自拔了", "target": "嘿嘿。是得呢" }, { "source": "别告诉我你是公出", "target": "也是有机会的,我是端午回家!!!!!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "也是有机会的,我是端午回家!!!!!哈哈哈", "target": "壕都是飞回来的" }, { "source": "发生了什么?", "target": "烦的慌" }, { "source": "我也不喜欢林允找到同伴了", "target": "哈哈哈我谈不上喜欢不喜欢就是感觉傻乎乎的不过她皮肤是挺好的" }, { "source": "我14号就回重庆啦", "target": "那么早阿" }, { "source": "你怎么这么勤奋", "target": "以前也不懒呀,是忙!忙!忙!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!你信吗?反正我信!" }, { "source": "以前也不懒呀,是忙!忙!忙!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!你信吗?反正我信!", "target": "不信" }, { "source": "世界上最难吃的就是五仁!", "target": "不太懂哦" }, { "source": "不太懂哦", "target": "啧啧我们真的是聊不来" }, { "source": "头头辛苦了希望下次有机会还能见", "target": "哼哼哼下次蛙蛙家就不能给小礼物了" }, { "source": "好久不见~", "target": "对啊,你现在在哪里工作啊?" }, { "source": "对啊,你现在在哪里工作啊?", "target": "在深圳啊~你呢" }, { "source": "在深圳啊~你呢", "target": "还没有毕业" }, { "source": "害羞的表情", "target": "起床气,啥子害羞哦。" }, { "source": "起床气,啥子害羞哦。", "target": "或哟,那么可爱" }, { "source": "来隔壁中医跑,完了有人抢救你", "target": "对你医术不放心。" }, { "source": "我觉得MUSE还不错,,看不到舞台有电视墙哈", "target": "看电视和看现场差别大了点吧……" }, { "source": "明天叫我起床", "target": "嗯嗯,爱你" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,爱你", "target": "你好敷衍" }, { "source": "你好敷衍", "target": "真的爱你" }, { "source": "p3是书吗?好有意思hhh", "target": "是书非常傲骄喔" }, { "source": "快把新外套秀出来", "target": "我明天吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "我明天吧,哈哈", "target": "明天好忙还要抢衣服我上着班都在想到底买什么" }, { "source": "小时候眼睛为啥那么小呢?", "target": "你应该很了解我以前啥样哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你应该很了解我以前啥样哈哈哈哈", "target": "我还是假装不知道吧,哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "俊凯,加油。", "target": "那就跑哈哈哈" }, { "source": "晴天的话心情也会好一点~", "target": "好的天气总会让人心情舒畅" }, { "source": "豆饭和二米饭都是最好吃的米饭", "target": "做豆浆豆子泡多了,剩下的红豆和花生用来做了粥饭" }, { "source": "做豆浆豆子泡多了,剩下的红豆和花生用来做了粥饭", "target": "对!还就得粥饭好吃!我就爱吃软的" }, { "source": "对!还就得粥饭好吃!我就爱吃软的", "target": "我也爱吃软饭呢" }, { "source": "真是幸福〜!看懂了〜你现在天天都超级浓糖啊!", "target": "亲爱的我做梦又醒了,梦见去了重庆中途找不到车回来" }, { "source": "亲爱的我做梦又醒了,梦见去了重庆中途找不到车回来", "target": "找不到车就不要回来了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "还在为拍"照片"烦恼?", "target": "遇见更奇葩的了..." }, { "source": "换啤酒", "target": "不喝酒哦" }, { "source": "韭菜,小白菜", "target": "还有瓢儿菜" }, { "source": "人不如蛙", "target": "蛙还睡前读书,我睡前光抠手机" }, { "source": "会不会触电", "target": "纯水不导电。另外这个冷却液不一定水。" }, { "source": "纯水不导电。另外这个冷却液不一定水。", "target": "对,确实不是水" }, { "source": "皮肚对吗", "target": "对对,我们这里叫猪膘" }, { "source": "对对,我们这里叫猪膘", "target": "好吃,我也喜欢" }, { "source": "好吃,我也喜欢", "target": "好吃呢" }, { "source": "感觉真的动不动一八几的大个做不了攻对面基本都一九几了真的有点可怕了太厉害了", "target": "真的厉害了哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "还不冬眠", "target": "马上" }, { "source": "马上", "target": "你咬我" }, { "source": "我好久来给你扎起", "target": "你考完了?" }, { "source": "你考完了?", "target": "考完了,过段时间就来看你,亲爱的" }, { "source": "考完了,过段时间就来看你,亲爱的", "target": "哈哈好啊来带我飞" }, { "source": "哈哈好啊来带我飞", "target": "实训CAD,一直不是你带我吗" }, { "source": "实训CAD,一直不是你带我吗", "target": "什么是CAD。。。" }, { "source": "什么是CAD。。。", "target": "电脑作图," }, { "source": "电脑作图,", "target": "厉害噢" }, { "source": "你们跟丫丫怎么庆祝圣诞了?", "target": "我上班,他们去长隆" }, { "source": "我上班,他们去长隆", "target": "番禺长隆?" }, { "source": "随时给你接风", "target": "你回三门峡了?" }, { "source": "巨星不要难过加油你们是最棒的", "target": "求原图,谢谢层主了" }, { "source": "求原图,谢谢层主了", "target": "今天发不了了,明天发给你" }, { "source": "这照片光线明暗得真是好看!", "target": "谢谢!P哒!新春快乐,阖家幸福!啊哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "喜欢你", "target": "很喜欢,无法用言语来表达" }, { "source": "你咋还在读书", "target": "大四啊!" }, { "source": "大四啊!", "target": "感觉你已经读了好多年了" }, { "source": "感觉你已经读了好多年了", "target": "主要认识你那会儿我才大一你都要毕业了" }, { "source": "明天就是艳阳天,留着明天做!", "target": "嗯,明天搬家了" }, { "source": "嗯,明天搬家了", "target": "嗯嗯,搬哪里去啊?" }, { "source": "话说我觉得所有馆子都咸……", "target": "为什么呢?米饭又不贵……" }, { "source": "为什么呢?米饭又不贵……", "target": "可能是我口轻?再就是外面的菜里总是有味精的吧?" }, { "source": "可能是我口轻?再就是外面的菜里总是有味精的吧?", "target": "后来人家说我上当了,颠勺儿的纵然叫做过国宴,那墩儿上的也叫做过国宴,红案儿,白案儿,哪怕给国宴剥蒜都算参与过国宴。那剥蒜我也会啊。不是我吹。" }, { "source": "以前我在蒲漂也是晚上去捉~我也想回去了~~~", "target": ",好玩呢,就是看起来像蛇一样害怕怕呢不敢碰。" }, { "source": ",好玩呢,就是看起来像蛇一样害怕怕呢不敢碰。", "target": "下次一起克~教你捉" }, { "source": "下次一起克~教你捉", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "你怎么大半夜还不睡觉?", "target": "等他狗子了他没有带钥匙啊" }, { "source": "等他狗子了他没有带钥匙啊", "target": "你什么时候回贵阳呢?" }, { "source": "可以在毕业前跟团长聊聊,足矣;如果可以与团长小酌一杯,无憾矣。", "target": "今晚见" }, { "source": "一楼已回答正确,这位选手请不要假装再回答", "target": "你以为大家都不懂么" }, { "source": "你以为大家都不懂么", "target": "但凡回答的那都是知道的,不知道的当然不回答了…你属于少数" }, { "source": "有人告诉我说长的好看的人才有机会过节!", "target": "那我们没有机会了" }, { "source": "打包一份", "target": "过来吃" }, { "source": "我涛都开始追韩剧了", "target": "是的,很闲啊。" }, { "source": "觉得湖北省博怎么比故宫还强", "target": "还是差很多的" }, { "source": "需要解药吗", "target": "你有药?哈哈" }, { "source": "你有药?哈哈", "target": "哈哈你猜" }, { "source": "我这不能吃鸡肉的人表示默默的同情", "target": "真是折翼的天使..." }, { "source": "真是折翼的天使...", "target": ",有空打网球吧" }, { "source": ",有空打网球吧", "target": "这天气吧...目测一周内不可能有可以打的场..." }, { "source": "这天气吧...目测一周内不可能有可以打的场...", "target": "目测这一个月都是这样的天气,找机会打吧" }, { "source": "我不知道将怎样遇见你在盛夏抑或隆冬树影下还是碧海边可若我遇见你情节可以很简单:一见如故眉目成书,情深似海。", "target": "果断借用" }, { "source": "向大佬低头", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "要我做数独,这辈子是不可能的了,我不会", "target": "最强大脑竟然不会做标准数独" }, { "source": "好想吃红烧猪蹄。。。", "target": "英国有卖红烧猪蹄的么?红烧猪蹄很好做的,你可以在英国做给自己吃" }, { "source": "英国有卖红烧猪蹄的么?红烧猪蹄很好做的,你可以在英国做给自己吃", "target": "我赛。。。猪蹄不好买阿!也不好收拾!还是魏董做好了给本宫送回来吧!" }, { "source": "三天没洗头的我", "target": "我下午出门洗了澡哈哈" }, { "source": "我下午出门洗了澡哈哈", "target": "知道什么叫洗澡不洗头么" }, { "source": "天蛮蓝的", "target": "对的难得的好天气没有雾霾的江南" }, { "source": "知足吧我根本没有休息", "target": "嗯嗯,你们真是辛苦,没事,以后挣得就多啦!" }, { "source": "局座,凭什么咬人的狗就必须杀掉", "target": "凭什么咬人的狗就不能杀掉?" }, { "source": "你的时空穿梭机快要完成了?", "target": "最主要的元件还缺少~" }, { "source": "下个月要来武汉啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "要约么。带夫夫" }, { "source": "我重新发了一遍,你还不睡?想挨砸?", "target": "我第一条你给他删老?" }, { "source": "我第一条你给他删老?", "target": "你娃子一到晚上斗兴奋是吧?赶紧睡!" }, { "source": "你娃子一到晚上斗兴奋是吧?赶紧睡!", "target": "我还在外面鬼混" }, { "source": "我还在外面鬼混", "target": "你敢鬼混我砸你的" }, { "source": "一发发两条", "target": "对啊。" }, { "source": "国庆去你们学校", "target": "真的假的" }, { "source": "真的假的", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "真的", "target": "欢迎欢迎热烈欢迎" }, { "source": "去年年底加班一次性胖了七八斤,再也不加班了!", "target": "我也胖了好多腿好粗了" }, { "source": "你们说,我帅还是毛不易帅!!!捂着你的胸口说!", "target": "你帅你帅你最帅" }, { "source": "转发做个纪念,以后可能就会被淹没了,不过只要阿田好,淹没了我也心甘情愿", "target": "发了朋友圈偶尔翻出来看看" }, { "source": "发了朋友圈偶尔翻出来看看", "target": "对哦!我也去" }, { "source": "这么多人木有睡", "target": "留学狗" }, { "source": "有钱人,这家店的衣服不便宜……", "target": "看来你很有经验呀!" }, { "source": "哥,顺丰宣讲会结束了,接下来就是等通知了。下午去南美地产,保佑我吧。。,就业,好辛酸呐,想哭", "target": "不考研了么?" }, { "source": "不考研了么?", "target": "情况有变,不考啦" }, { "source": "情况有变,不考啦", "target": "我也打酱油" }, { "source": "我也打酱油", "target": "我报名后才决定不考的,我也会去打个酱油" }, { "source": "我报名后才决定不考的,我也会去打个酱油", "target": "好的吧" }, { "source": "姐姐,是什么", "target": "海底捞火锅" }, { "source": "你现在这么瘦了呀还漂亮了不少呢不过看到你们寝室的清一色的短头发我就觉得美好哈哈哈哈", "target": "我们的头发是一个样'但是不是列样滴说明我的假发已经到了以假乱真的地步拉" }, { "source": "单身时钱都给自己花,吃的都好,", "target": "好像以前不是单身一样" }, { "source": "打卡", "target": "进了" }, { "source": "毕业要紧啊。求推荐", "target": "毕业还2个月到达现场,请做好准备" }, { "source": "尽量开心", "target": "开心" }, { "source": "开心", "target": "妖妖,切克闹" }, { "source": "妖妖,切克闹", "target": "妖啥?" }, { "source": "妖啥?", "target": "开心咯" }, { "source": "开心咯", "target": "我没事啦!" }, { "source": "我没事啦!", "target": "嗯嗯,所以我就开心咯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,所以我就开心咯", "target": "这就好" }, { "source": "十月愉快", "target": "必须的哈哈" }, { "source": "有彩礼那就要有嫁妆,你们追求男女的绝对平等,那就必须做到这一点。不接受任何反驳", "target": "压根不平等好嘛?你这么说为啥孩子跟男的姓" }, { "source": "压根不平等好嘛?你这么说为啥孩子跟男的姓", "target": "都可以姓吧" }, { "source": "都可以姓吧", "target": "上门女婿才是孩子跟女方姓" }, { "source": "居然搜到了上帅镇…我家……", "target": "说明你家是个好地方" }, { "source": "老板来一打", "target": "哈哈,等着我空运给你" }, { "source": "它叫三月呀三月出生是不是还小呢长大就又长又茂盛了漫天飞舞那种", "target": "我觉得那种好漂亮的" }, { "source": "天哪,我也是渭南的", "target": "我是西安的,之前去过渭南" }, { "source": "我是西安的,之前去过渭南", "target": "这样啊,我激动的还以为你也是渭南的" }, { "source": "收拾一个多小时了,现在中场休息!", "target": "我收拾好了,现在准备来盘游戏。" }, { "source": "我收拾好了,现在准备来盘游戏。", "target": "我继续!" }, { "source": "我暖你", "target": "不需要…" }, { "source": "不需要…", "target": "那你需要谁" }, { "source": "哈哈我现在好想吃鸭子哟哎咬不动", "target": "今天结果我们就是去吃的鸭子没第一次那么好吃" }, { "source": "今天结果我们就是去吃的鸭子没第一次那么好吃", "target": "因为没我你连心情都没有了不过吃多了就闷" }, { "source": "什么时候来西安开分店啊", "target": "我觉得可以期待一下" }, { "source": "时间是的", "target": "现在时间说明会长是对我们真好" }, { "source": "快说需要买什么?", "target": "画油画干嘛" }, { "source": "画油画干嘛", "target": "玩阿" }, { "source": "玩阿", "target": "真会玩了你" }, { "source": "真会玩了你", "target": "人家这叫艺术范" }, { "source": "人家这叫艺术范", "target": "偶既有艺术范儿又有法官范儿你羡慕不?" }, { "source": "偶既有艺术范儿又有法官范儿你羡慕不?", "target": "不羡慕,爱慕" }, { "source": "欣怡!!", "target": "要不要那么激动~~" }, { "source": "要不要那么激动~~", "target": "必须啊!!我们七号就可以见了!!!你来不" }, { "source": "必须啊!!我们七号就可以见了!!!你来不", "target": "不出意外就来~~" }, { "source": "不出意外就来~~", "target": "11妹" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈灿哥怎么变样了", "target": "哈哈哈变傻了" }, { "source": "今日朝早翻学咯!开会啊!", "target": "毕业论文??" }, { "source": "多喝热水", "target": "一脚踹翻你的杯子" }, { "source": "你怎么穿女孩子的衣服啊", "target": "不会吧" }, { "source": "还想去深圳找你玩呢", "target": "哎,我也不想回武汉,现在还不是时候…" }, { "source": "哎,我也不想回武汉,现在还不是时候…", "target": "争取留深圳" }, { "source": "七夕快乐", "target": "一点都不快乐" }, { "source": "一点都不快乐", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你一笑倾城..哥出人工了.钱不是问题了", "target": "你自由了?" }, { "source": "你自由了?", "target": "不不不不不不不不不不..不过都快了." }, { "source": "不不不不不不不不不不..不过都快了.", "target": "噢..这这这这这这这这样啊!!哈哈" }, { "source": "宝宝在上海等你", "target": "上海有啥我这种记者能跑的活儿嘛" }, { "source": "上海有啥我这种记者能跑的活儿嘛", "target": "明明就是怕你看不上上海这个没有传媒业的地方" }, { "source": "哪里他经常发春迷恋兄弟的不信你问他他都不喜欢女人的其实", "target": "......你别吓我我是厦大的..." }, { "source": "......你别吓我我是厦大的...", "target": "他经常说他最喜欢有人格魅力有智慧有情商有智商的你们了我替你们害羞下吧" }, { "source": "他经常说他最喜欢有人格魅力有智慧有情商有智商的你们了我替你们害羞下吧", "target": "我哪里说过大饼你又胡说八道了" }, { "source": "我哪里说过大饼你又胡说八道了", "target": "你讲过好吗要我编这样出来有难度的咧" }, { "source": "记得你好像在一个大学上班", "target": "额,记性真好" }, { "source": "和谐换敬业或爱国", "target": "我有要换么" }, { "source": "当年我坐地铁直接坐在过道就睡起来了,除了地板根本没有什么支撑物,您还得修炼", "target": "好吧,不敢在睡神面前得瑟,承让承让" }, { "source": "想撩螺", "target": "想饮" }, { "source": "想饮", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "等你", "target": "完了,跟你一起玩耍要变酒鬼了" }, { "source": "原来阿珍发的是你啊", "target": "哈哈你才知道啊" }, { "source": "哈哈你才知道啊", "target": "怪我咯,还真没看出来" }, { "source": "怪我咯,还真没看出来", "target": "好吧她发的太丑为了黑而黑" }, { "source": "大佬你真的是魅力无限啊", "target": "大佬最喜欢你梨窝浅笑" }, { "source": "吃饭了", "target": "是要煮给我吃么" }, { "source": "是要煮给我吃么", "target": "你吃的下吗" }, { "source": "你吃的下吗", "target": "应该可以" }, { "source": "应该可以", "target": "会吐的我做的菜" }, { "source": "减肥好难…", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "有的说出来比压心里好受", "target": "不一定" }, { "source": "不一定", "target": "看什么事" }, { "source": "计划一下喃,不在大假出去嘛,人挤人~", "target": "但是平时哪有能凑一起的时间呢?年假?" }, { "source": "但是平时哪有能凑一起的时间呢?年假?", "target": "从长计议" }, { "source": "从长计议", "target": "知道晚上的活动么" }, { "source": "知道晚上的活动么", "target": "不知道" }, { "source": "不知道", "target": "晚上六点半之前洗面桥大风炊吃饭饭。" }, { "source": "小尾巴很有爱", "target": "我会努力的" }, { "source": "祝你老公生日快乐,祝你幸福。", "target": "我替他谢谢你哟!我们要向你们看齐!" }, { "source": "寒假你的体重会是我两倍", "target": "这不科学" }, { "source": "告诉你什么呀", "target": "我好怕蝙蝠呢" }, { "source": "我好怕蝙蝠呢", "target": "我是超人" }, { "source": "我是超人", "target": "你才不是,你是小冰呀" }, { "source": "你才不是,你是小冰呀", "target": "我不是,我不是,你才是" }, { "source": "我不是,我不是,你才是", "target": "你不是什么?" }, { "source": "你不是什么?", "target": "发错了你愿意喜当爹吗" }, { "source": "发错了你愿意喜当爹吗", "target": "你才喜当爹" }, { "source": "你才喜当爹", "target": "喜来乐嘛" }, { "source": "喜来乐嘛", "target": "那你儿子女儿呢" }, { "source": "那你儿子女儿呢", "target": "这就充分证明了,女人比男人小气" }, { "source": "这就充分证明了,女人比男人小气", "target": "这什么跟什么呀" }, { "source": "这什么跟什么呀", "target": "切糕..." }, { "source": "切糕...", "target": "你知道蝙蝠么" }, { "source": "你知道蝙蝠么", "target": "蝙蝠目翼手目" }, { "source": "蝙蝠目翼手目", "target": "蝙蝠可爱么" }, { "source": "明天降温,发现我又没衣服穿了想买衣服,可是看不到喜欢的", "target": "我会暖被窝要不要" }, { "source": "泡妞神技能", "target": "是的,学起来" }, { "source": "乱入的田阔涵什么鬼", "target": "你的美和她的丑形成了明显的对比" }, { "source": "头像是你老婆吗", "target": "我是那种秀妻的人嘛" }, { "source": "我是那种秀妻的人嘛", "target": "那么敢问这位帅哥是" }, { "source": "啊!我的女神!我哥哥果然最美腻", "target": "就是哇" }, { "source": "你只要冷10分钟,我要冷1小时。然后又1小时。接着又1小时,然后还有1小时", "target": "心飞扬" }, { "source": "心飞扬", "target": "心冰凉,梦飞扬" }, { "source": "百度外卖有满减,比某团好用多了,居然要被卖了", "target": "美团有啊,而且美团和饿了么都送代金券的。。。百度外卖没有" }, { "source": "你在挑衅我吗", "target": "别急,我现在沦落到微胖界了" }, { "source": "别急,我现在沦落到微胖界了", "target": "那我是巨胖了" }, { "source": "上早班的节奏?", "target": "夜班!" }, { "source": "夜班!", "target": "委屈你了啊" }, { "source": "你现在在哪里啊?!", "target": "巴西" }, { "source": "巴西", "target": "怎么去哪里啦。。上学那吗。。" }, { "source": "怎么去哪里啦。。上学那吗。。", "target": "恩,在巴西学习葡萄牙语" }, { "source": "恩,在巴西学习葡萄牙语", "target": "哦哦哦是交换生吗什么时候走的啊真是的不说一声!!!去几年啊" }, { "source": "哦哦哦是交换生吗什么时候走的啊真是的不说一声!!!去几年啊", "target": "就一年…七月份就回去了…~走的匆忙,就没挨个说了" }, { "source": "大过年的,表生气。", "target": "好的。" }, { "source": "好的。", "target": "有空跟我聊聊心情就好了。" }, { "source": "挤挤更健康,高处不胜寒", "target": "没多高" }, { "source": "怎样治愈自己啊", "target": "时间。" }, { "source": "毕业快乐!!!", "target": "谢谢你唷" }, { "source": "确认过眼神是适合77的银", "target": "你为啥要重复这句话" }, { "source": "你为啥要重复这句话", "target": "因为觉得很阔爱" }, { "source": "因为觉得很阔爱", "target": "我只想捶你" }, { "source": "刚分手的几个月,几乎每晚失眠,半夜都会突然惊醒,然后很想哭,一直觉得还没分手,他还会回来,不可能离开我,已经快一年了,还是接受不了,呵呵", "target": "一个月了快要考研心扎" }, { "source": "一个月了快要考研心扎", "target": "好好考研,考上了去追他回来" }, { "source": "菩提花晚上好,贪吃", "target": "饿呀,知道这样对肠胃不好,可是强忍着不吃会睡不好" }, { "source": "布拉德的座姿好帅。。。", "target": "你太有眼光了!" }, { "source": "我也出来流浪了", "target": "在哪里?我们会相遇吗?" }, { "source": "听说涛涛盖的被子也是毛老师送的吧", "target": "真的么,恐怕某人心里这样想的:你抱着的是我。(以下可省略)给你的被子" }, { "source": "带我去兜风。", "target": "美不" }, { "source": "请帮我订一套黑色的", "target": "只剩饕餮绿了" }, { "source": "这小尖下巴漂亮", "target": "你现在怎么样啊?待产包准备好了没" }, { "source": "你现在怎么样啊?待产包准备好了没", "target": "还在准备中我现在七个半月" }, { "source": "心有灵犀啊", "target": "不是心有灵犀,只是恰好我们都觉得这样处理才是最好的办法" }, { "source": "你怎么这么好", "target": "喜欢你!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "楼下说出了真相………23333", "target": "你楼下是我" }, { "source": "你楼下是我", "target": "…………非得犟是不?!自古真相出一楼!" }, { "source": "…………非得犟是不?!自古真相出一楼!", "target": "一楼的老师已经阵亡" }, { "source": "心疼男神,过年不能和家人一起", "target": "可以一家大小去的呀" }, { "source": "你在唱什么?", "target": "在唱《我相信》,,,在演艺厅那你怎么不来捧个场" }, { "source": "在唱《我相信》,,,在演艺厅那你怎么不来捧个场", "target": "不知道怒,你又没叫我" }, { "source": "谁的猪蹄", "target": "我的手,你的猪蹄" }, { "source": "我的手,你的猪蹄", "target": "你确定是你的手" }, { "source": "是啊流浪猫流浪狗越来越多了家里三只从小被我收养的一只生了两只一只也快生了还有店里一只偶尔店后面小区会有来蹭饭的好多", "target": "为什么不绝育呀?" }, { "source": "你这是在上海!我带你舅舅来丽江了!", "target": "舅舅" }, { "source": "幸好这个羞耻睡衣我只是拍拍照而已", "target": "可以想象出上厕所的样子" }, { "source": "可以想象出上厕所的样子", "target": "现在也是高级了连体衣上厕所都不用脱完" }, { "source": "我们很逗么", "target": "难道不是么" }, { "source": "难道不是么", "target": "其实我也觉得" }, { "source": "你病了", "target": "哪里病了?" }, { "source": "哪里病了?", "target": "心里" }, { "source": "心里", "target": "嗯那可能是有点" }, { "source": "嗯那可能是有点", "target": "是吧,我懂你" }, { "source": "手机不提醒哈哈你又吃火锅没出息的样子", "target": "吃火锅怎么就没出息了啊,你也吃呢,还说我" }, { "source": "吃火锅怎么就没出息了啊,你也吃呢,还说我", "target": "你是老吃我是偶尔" }, { "source": "怎么才能开心……舒服才能开心……怎么才能舒服,不难过就是舒服……", "target": "满足了就是开心~" }, { "source": "满足了就是开心~", "target": "太难--……都是人心不足" }, { "source": "太难--……都是人心不足", "target": "是的呢~你哲理了耶!" }, { "source": "是的呢~你哲理了耶!", "target": "一般烦的时候都爱思考人生,然后所有其他人都笑了" }, { "source": "我感觉应该写一篇《如何找到有好感的男生》", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "我没有一天不戴耳机听歌的", "target": "我也是白天听歌晚上也听歌" }, { "source": "木有吃…骑了一圈自行车……", "target": "想让你驮我,我在后面抱着你……" }, { "source": "想让你驮我,我在后面抱着你……", "target": "你先找一辆有后座的共享单车" }, { "source": "我只能觉得你在说谎:如果你觉得你是对的那你为什么怕报警呢:你可以让警察来一起说个清楚啊?我觉得你就是渣男:没有任何解释,每个人都是这样的做错了事就会找任何理由去解释:可是你作为一个男的在我们女的眼里你现在就是一个渣男", "target": "你以为谁都有那闲心搞这些名堂,派出所来了又得耽搁多久" }, { "source": "花木兰皮肤,一堆人说好看......真的好看吗颜色很不搭啊", "target": "真的不好看" }, { "source": "你的小棉花呐?", "target": "小棉花被我捏在手里玩儿呢,不知道该放哪儿就没放在里头哈哈" }, { "source": "小棉花被我捏在手里玩儿呢,不知道该放哪儿就没放在里头哈哈", "target": "那你快把我也捏在手里啦" }, { "source": "那你快把我也捏在手里啦", "target": "你当然要在手心里捧啦" }, { "source": "天都晴了", "target": "走着走着雪就化了,悲了个催" }, { "source": "憋追了", "target": "累并快乐着" }, { "source": "姐,咱们能不能长大了,我突然就想起小时候偷穿高跟鞋。。。", "target": "哈哈,童年勒记忆又回来啦!" }, { "source": "什么风格呀田园风还是哥特式风格呀还是其他什么的啊", "target": "白白的不知道什么风格" }, { "source": "《人生若如初相见》超级喜欢看这部剧啊啊啊超级好看呀,演技真的超级棒,一点毛病没有", "target": "非常喜欢这部剧" }, { "source": "一不小心就这么饿", "target": "女汉子豁的粗去" }, { "source": "你还是跟对方说吧", "target": "我想跟你说你会听吗?" }, { "source": "我想跟你说你会听吗?", "target": "我会啊。如果你说了会开心的话。" }, { "source": "给小圆点个赞", "target": "谢谢~~" }, { "source": "你谈了个在哪的异地恋", "target": "你咋不仔细看我文章" }, { "source": "你咋不仔细看我文章", "target": "看了啊,写的就那样" }, { "source": "睡多长了?哈~", "target": "一天" }, { "source": "一天", "target": "厉害~哈~" }, { "source": "就是这么任性且大款【胡说明明是我们被店大欺客了】", "target": "光是蛙你滋不滋道" }, { "source": "哈哈今年在玩几次来年再买吧来年一起玩", "target": "今年马上结束了,现在人嗷嗷多" }, { "source": "今年马上结束了,现在人嗷嗷多", "target": "不赶着周末会好一点吧" }, { "source": "榴莲,30岁才敢尝试,然后一发不可收拾。", "target": "我吃了几次真的喜欢不上能吃但是真的是绵绵的大蒜感觉" }, { "source": "亲,飞机晚点了么?还是取消回程咯?", "target": "取消了。周六回去哈。妞~" }, { "source": "取消了。周六回去哈。妞~", "target": "哈,就想咋到现在还木有到。偶还特别打扫了卫生来着" }, { "source": "哈,就想咋到现在还木有到。偶还特别打扫了卫生来着", "target": "哈哈,姑娘,好好享受下温馨环境吧" }, { "source": "丽水有这么美丽的地方", "target": "水上世界!我也第一次来" }, { "source": "走走?我最近开车又有点慢不下来,之前开试驾车落下的毛病", "target": "想到处转转" }, { "source": "想到处转转", "target": "想好了就出发" }, { "source": "你分手了???", "target": "快了吧" }, { "source": "我老觉得房子爆料的好,毁了好了明星", "target": "是应该做好出道得准备吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "是应该做好出道得准备吧,哈哈", "target": "是的,想想就有点儿小激动了" }, { "source": "冲动导致吃土,吃土再无冲动", "target": "活的好现实。2018要有突破啊" }, { "source": "游五大道,按照什么线路好呢?", "target": "一条一条慢慢来嘛" }, { "source": "一条一条慢慢来嘛", "target": "你就是这么游过来滴?" }, { "source": "你就是这么游过来滴?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜", "target": "关键是还要我妈出点钱" }, { "source": "顺丰上海宝山路呼兰路营业部!货都装车两天了!挺住!", "target": "我也是!!!我都想自己去拿了!!" }, { "source": "求试用", "target": "会有机会的,时时关注我哟~" }, { "source": "哪里素颜了", "target": "真是哪儿都有你。" }, { "source": "哈哈手臂好痛呀", "target": "你这算撒娇么一个那么小的针眼" }, { "source": "你这算撒娇么一个那么小的针眼", "target": "不算,心理作用,觉得手递不起来了,总感觉有东西在" }, { "source": "不算,心理作用,觉得手递不起来了,总感觉有东西在", "target": "50划破流的都不止50" }, { "source": "不送猫不转!哼", "target": "我,你要不要?" }, { "source": "我,你要不要?", "target": "你嘛子玩意?" }, { "source": "现在可以吃晚上饭了", "target": "嗯啊,吃过了没有你?" }, { "source": "练车的女子脾气都不太好", "target": "不不不我脾气好我温柔" }, { "source": "周末愉快", "target": "晚美好心情快乐" }, { "source": "我看你的状态基本除了张杰就是洗衣服啊,哈哈", "target": "可能是一个让我比较开心一个烦吧,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "想抱(抱不动)", "target": "我都抱得动!" }, { "source": "你好久发的噢?", "target": "路上的时候" }, { "source": "伴着阳光和风听最舒服了", "target": "对对对就是上班路上听的感觉自己萌飞啦" }, { "source": "对对对就是上班路上听的感觉自己萌飞啦", "target": "为什么是萌飞了哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "为什么是萌飞了哈哈哈。", "target": "心情好的时候就想飞" }, { "source": "心情好的时候就想飞", "target": "哈哈我心情好就想吃。" }, { "source": "没有饿呕了想吃酸的", "target": "火锅底料吃多了吧" }, { "source": "垃圾食品我都不爱", "target": "一个对吃没有兴趣的女人" }, { "source": "一个对吃没有兴趣的女人", "target": "健康而已" }, { "source": "当初又瘦又黑,现在又胖又白,嗯,变化挺大的。", "target": "要黑照嘛" }, { "source": "噢哟,我很喜欢的...泰迪呀", "target": "恩是的。。很好玩" }, { "source": "难道你要帮我报仇?", "target": "哈哈,拖距出去群殴~" }, { "source": "哈哈,拖距出去群殴~", "target": "哈哈够义气" }, { "source": "且看八月十五夜,月下看山尽如画", "target": "人生若只如初见,何事秋风悲画扇" }, { "source": "你们幼儿园好多人啊!好看!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是吧" }, { "source": "想女朋友", "target": "你不是要请我吃饭感谢我不虐你" }, { "source": "手痒", "target": "好久没一起打了啊" }, { "source": "我也刚刚吃烧烤回来,撑死了", "target": "好吃的烧烤真难晓" }, { "source": "好吃的烧烤真难晓", "target": "真难晓是啥意思" }, { "source": "不站队!坐等事情真相!", "target": "理智" }, { "source": "床单很亮~", "target": "不要在意细节" }, { "source": "不要在意细节", "target": "同款床单" }, { "source": "晚间愉快好友", "target": "早上好,谢谢,祝快乐开心" }, { "source": "亲~哪家快餐味道噶好介绍介绍啊", "target": "百姓人家'很好吃的哦" }, { "source": "百姓人家'很好吃的哦", "target": "在什么位置啊~亲" }, { "source": "你自己说话注意用语哦!别人也有权发布自己看法!", "target": "你家住海边?管那么宽?" }, { "source": "你家住海边?管那么宽?", "target": "只是看不惯你对人说话的语气而已!" }, { "source": "只是看不惯你对人说话的语气而已!", "target": "怎么你看不惯又怎样?咬我?首先要看别人什么态度,眼瞎不分黑白的人不配礼貌相待" }, { "source": "睡到十二点才醒错过了这么多美照!!!", "target": "睡饱饱起来看也不晚" }, { "source": "我可以没有衣服穿我的宝贝手机一定要30天外套不重样", "target": "是这个理!" }, { "source": "你回国了?", "target": "我在家呢。" }, { "source": "我升级了。后悔了", "target": "怎么了怎么了" }, { "source": "恭喜你毕业失业", "target": "这个倒是实话" }, { "source": "黑糖有吗", "target": "卖完啦" }, { "source": "卖完啦", "target": "下次有,我买" }, { "source": "终于啊,我还是没有克看,我觉得没得值得克电影院看呢了,但是又想着那两张票就要到期了,然后就纠结了", "target": "赶紧克看了,不要浪费姐姐的银子~" }, { "source": "赶紧克看了,不要浪费姐姐的银子~", "target": "主要最近没得哈子好看呢啊" }, { "source": "主要最近没得哈子好看呢啊", "target": "什么完美假妻,脱轨时代,什么乱七八糟的都可以啊~" }, { "source": "什么完美假妻,脱轨时代,什么乱七八糟的都可以啊~", "target": "现在就准备克看了,但是迟到了,哈哈,只能看还有哪几个时段呢" }, { "source": "avl啥意思啊", "target": "这是个词么?" }, { "source": "签名是谁", "target": "冰冰" }, { "source": "冰冰", "target": "哪个冰" }, { "source": "哪个冰", "target": "哈哈不是你的冰" }, { "source": "下周开始咱们火华社的模式", "target": "什么是火华社的模式?作妖?" }, { "source": "你们自己配文字吧", "target": "我们拒绝" }, { "source": "你哥这张还挺帅", "target": "………你是翻了多远" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈我终于比你们院放的早了25号我们上午采集完就可以走了", "target": "我3号还回来。倒霉。。。。还有一科课程设计。说什么为毕设做准备的一个课程设计。" }, { "source": "我3号还回来。倒霉。。。。还有一科课程设计。说什么为毕设做准备的一个课程设计。", "target": "我们毕设下学期回来才开题" }, { "source": "鑫仔你都好紧要呐", "target": "你以为~" }, { "source": "小月月你来南京了?", "target": "我刚到可是明早要去无锡办事大师!" }, { "source": "带你做最漂亮滴飞船!", "target": "然后。。回火星??" }, { "source": "同学你好,你收到EMS了吗,在武汉吗?", "target": "我咋还没收到网站也没消息。。。" }, { "source": "我咋还没收到网站也没消息。。。", "target": "只能说现在没收到消息是最好的消息。。。周五出的消息都是失败的。。。" }, { "source": "喝点红糖水。", "target": "嗯嗯,备着红糖呢" }, { "source": "过山车可不让小孩纸玩啊!得他大点再带他来", "target": "我们坐了那个矿山车,小孩可以坐" }, { "source": "我们坐了那个矿山车,小孩可以坐", "target": "云霄飞车他肯定坐不了哟" }, { "source": "今天师弟说,你为啥不打伞,你看人家女生一人一把伞,我说总想不起来,麻烦,师弟说除了懒可能也不像女生", "target": "你看,像我们这样女生中的清流不多了" }, { "source": "你看,像我们这样女生中的清流不多了", "target": "把腿放下" }, { "source": "把腿放下", "target": "我默默的移开了嘴" }, { "source": "我默默的移开了嘴", "target": "矜持点,别太开放" }, { "source": "矜持点,别太开放", "target": "那把手也收回来吧" }, { "source": "一个人为什么要点双人餐", "target": "这个说起来就很悲伤了,因为这种烤肉有各种配菜啊、调料啊、汤啊什么的,所以没有单人餐,两人份起步" }, { "source": "这里都穿短袖啦", "target": "那么热昨天下雨有点儿冷我就给套上了" }, { "source": "那么热昨天下雨有点儿冷我就给套上了", "target": "大棉袄棉裤的。" }, { "source": "表白鞠婧祎", "target": "表白" }, { "source": "车票好贵!", "target": "嗯,我也觉得" }, { "source": "嗯,我也觉得", "target": "一路平安,别上新闻!" }, { "source": "一路平安,别上新闻!", "target": "谢谢你衷心的祝福" }, { "source": "亲,大胖小胖是谁啊?鹏跟莹?", "target": "回答正确!+1" }, { "source": "回答正确!+1", "target": "哪个是小的?" }, { "source": "快说,除了手机,饮料,游戏,牙膏,你还想占领大家生活哪些?", "target": "还有衣服啊" }, { "source": "你到底咋了", "target": "痛不欲生" }, { "source": "我还是想燥起来", "target": "快了快了" }, { "source": "离开也是重逢的开始。早安", "target": "早安。为了再相遇。" }, { "source": "什么是熊孩子??", "target": "你在外面吃饭,小孩拿水枪呲你,抢你手机,扯你裤子,没事就瞪你,踢你,拿石子扔你!还需不需要我继续举例了?" }, { "source": "硅胶辅食盒什么牌子?解冻用什么装着需要盖盖子吗?", "target": "副食盒解冻~我自己有卖" }, { "source": "没有喃.我记到你说你一般在挨到吃串串那家买", "target": "哦~你说是买耳钉那家噶~我也不确定~啊…伤害你了…" }, { "source": "上个信息课刚好遇到你", "target": "慢慢回哦" }, { "source": "慢慢回哦", "target": "爸比你还让我叫你爸比吗" }, { "source": "过玻璃桥没有", "target": "玻璃桥听讲要下个月才开放" }, { "source": "玻璃桥听讲要下个月才开放", "target": "我想去走走" }, { "source": "我想去走走", "target": "等下个月啊!现在天气没稳定,桥也门开放" }, { "source": "生日快乐,来晚的祝福,一直都在的惦记。天冷加衣,注意防霾", "target": "谢谢小师妹,年纪一到除了身体健康其他都不怎么在乎,也祝你健康快乐【老年人语调" }, { "source": "谢谢小师妹,年纪一到除了身体健康其他都不怎么在乎,也祝你健康快乐【老年人语调", "target": "上了年纪的人最近偏爱养生学" }, { "source": "该放手滴还是放手吧", "target": "什么情况?" }, { "source": "我能跟大冰吃饭,要机会的,请奉献你的", "target": "奉献我的书吗" }, { "source": "投行很棒呀还是觉得金融这块比较赚钱四大其实也是个再学习的过程以后路子比较广", "target": "我也觉得四大以后路子比较广就是前三年好辛苦还好啦有得选就是幸福哈哈你是不是也可以休息半年明年上班啦" }, { "source": "我也觉得四大以后路子比较广就是前三年好辛苦还好啦有得选就是幸福哈哈你是不是也可以休息半年明年上班啦", "target": "对还在床上…不过如果你以后就想进金融的话那从投行开始也不错" }, { "source": "大头大脸戴啥帽子呢我阮着急", "target": "鸭舌帽是不错的选择" }, { "source": "三观不正的电视剧没看多少就是偏执", "target": "但是有的明明知道对方渣男了,女的还说爱情重要,真爱第一,没办法放弃,这真的没办法了" }, { "source": "但是有的明明知道对方渣男了,女的还说爱情重要,真爱第一,没办法放弃,这真的没办法了", "target": "哈哈,是我本人了那真是活该了" }, { "source": "要不含一颗冰糖", "target": "我知道你又早起出差了" }, { "source": "我知道你又早起出差了", "target": "困唉" }, { "source": "困唉", "target": "我也是…" }, { "source": "我也是…", "target": "你咋个了?" }, { "source": "你咋个了?", "target": "开会嘛" }, { "source": "开会嘛", "target": "哈哈哈,问你开个会那么多负能量,要爆炸吗?我给你点火" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,问你开个会那么多负能量,要爆炸吗?我给你点火", "target": "哦哦哦、不是。就感觉到了分手季、身边一夜之间出了好多不开心的事…" }, { "source": "哈哈。三米板有木有很养眼?", "target": "嗯嗯,咱们国家的必须很牛啊,如果在能看一眼小全全就好了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,咱们国家的必须很牛啊,如果在能看一眼小全全就好了", "target": "切切。。。" }, { "source": "切切。。。", "target": "怎么办啊。我都忧愁了" }, { "source": "怎么办啊。我都忧愁了", "target": "咋了?" }, { "source": "咋了?", "target": "你不懂" }, { "source": "我也想要自由行!但是后悔上学没有掌握好门外语", "target": "都说中文" }, { "source": "坚强!", "target": "哈哈哈会的~" }, { "source": "有句话该不该说", "target": "忙成狗的晚上....错了,一整天。" }, { "source": "忙成狗的晚上....错了,一整天。", "target": "挺住,快过去了" }, { "source": "挺住,快过去了", "target": "每次值班都能遇到马来西亚的团....刚来了4个...今天真是愉快的一天" }, { "source": "过年好呀!", "target": "新年快乐呀" }, { "source": "都很棒!很棒的小佳选择了很棒的鹿晗代言了很棒的牙膏", "target": "看来亲亲非常乐意的被小佳套路了哟~" }, { "source": "你喝酒后代驾帮你把车开到小区门口然后说有急事就走了,这个时候你会怎么办???", "target": "呵呵,你在小区门口自己酒驾开车撞了人,难道就不算酒驾肇事了?到了家门口不会叫家人来开?不会给钱叫保安开一下?非得自己亲自上?" }, { "source": "呵呵,你在小区门口自己酒驾开车撞了人,难道就不算酒驾肇事了?到了家门口不会叫家人来开?不会给钱叫保安开一下?非得自己亲自上?", "target": "没有家人,保安也不在,你怎么搞,把后面的人堵着,人家一直按喇叭催你你怎么办" }, { "source": "为什么不下雨", "target": "如果今天没下雨然后明天下雨了我好像可以去跳楼了" }, { "source": "出去写作业~?", "target": "。。。。。想当学霸啊!" }, { "source": "。。。。。想当学霸啊!", "target": "主要是我在家真心不想写啊。。。我都一个多礼拜没碰作业了" }, { "source": "你什么时候瞎?", "target": "现在瞎了" }, { "source": "昨晚去边耍", "target": "你都去左耍喈" }, { "source": "可不可以拍摄婚纱照", "target": "可帮你推荐熟悉的专业婚纱摄影" }, { "source": "请您解释一下摊手的表情是什么意思", "target": "就是命运的意思" }, { "source": "就是命运的意思", "target": "您的意思也就是说很倒霉的意思吗" }, { "source": "您的意思也就是说很倒霉的意思吗", "target": "祸兮福之所倚,福兮祸之所伏???" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜(严肃脸)", "target": "有什么惊喜噢!!" }, { "source": "不想骂人您能歇会儿吗", "target": "关你什么事" }, { "source": "关你什么事", "target": "呵呵要跳出来第一个踩的人问关人家啥事儿?!一还真不是一般的奇葩" }, { "source": "人人皆成尧舜吧", "target": "是的。我写错了" }, { "source": "呜呜呜呜…难道要听你的…", "target": "本来就是听我的啊!" }, { "source": "求无水印", "target": "私你拉" }, { "source": "私你拉", "target": "谢啦谢啦" }, { "source": "你很烦躁,。你不懂我", "target": "神马嘞~?" }, { "source": "神马嘞~?", "target": "本来有意愿跟你改签去的" }, { "source": "本来有意愿跟你改签去的", "target": "。。你从工程去跟我不同路阿姐姐。我是去南站改的。。你也去改吧。。然后去厦门买新年衣服" }, { "source": "我去健身房不带手机", "target": "你在这里发这种关于别的女人的信息,真的好嘛……" }, { "source": "你在这里发这种关于别的女人的信息,真的好嘛……", "target": "你更该关心别的男的" }, { "source": "记得按时交作业憋问我为什么", "target": "为什么" }, { "source": "哈哈就是我一直在等祖国的健儿们但是他们第42个出场不晓得我坚持得到那个时候不", "target": "好多帅哥啊。。。" }, { "source": "好多帅哥啊。。。", "target": "阿富汗的旗手很不错" }, { "source": "舟山有吗", "target": "应该有的吧" }, { "source": "歌神!", "target": "姐只是个传说……" }, { "source": "姐只是个传说……", "target": "你会唱在那桃花盛开的地方吗" }, { "source": "你会唱在那桃花盛开的地方吗", "target": "会!但我不唱" }, { "source": "我是真心不知道该说些什么", "target": "我都懂的" }, { "source": "没有假放的我一点也不甜︶︿︶", "target": "没有假期+1" }, { "source": "要回村了", "target": "成功着陆了吗" }, { "source": "成功着陆了吗", "target": "已经快过去十几个小时了" }, { "source": "偶尔借孩子光吃一顿,不敢多吃,老婆要骂的,怕费钱。", "target": "怕你油腻估计" }, { "source": "本本关不了机了,求帮助", "target": "强制关机!等等重启看看" }, { "source": "强制关机!等等重启看看", "target": "我问题重启不了。关不了机。我想扣电池" }, { "source": "我问题重启不了。关不了机。我想扣电池", "target": "按住本本的开机按钮一会就会自动关机了。。" }, { "source": "按住本本的开机按钮一会就会自动关机了。。", "target": "木用" }, { "source": "木用", "target": "长按也木有?!" }, { "source": "长按也木有?!", "target": "长按也木用" }, { "source": "老司机带带我,我给你唱首歌", "target": "啊哩哩,啊哩哩,啊哩啊哩哩" }, { "source": "我的天一直不懂腮红怎么能铁皮", "target": "本人铁皮过好几块了,就每天不停的刷,如果一整天都在外面玩的话,早上刷一次,中午补一次,晚上再来一次,这个频率下来四五个月就空盘了" }, { "source": "学吉他么?加油加油", "target": "我一定好好练~~" }, { "source": "游泳池洗澡是热水么?", "target": "是的~~" }, { "source": "是的~~", "target": "那我这周去!" }, { "source": "那我这周去!", "target": "好啊,组团去" }, { "source": "服妹,部分快捷栏技能无法用鼠标点,点了无反应,但是可以用键盘的快捷键。有时候人物,背包以及任务还有心法切换也不能用鼠标点,点了也是没有反应,但是也可以用快捷键按。服妹服妹看我看我", "target": "可以看看自定义界面,可能是有别的界面条盖在上面了就没法点移开就好啦" }, { "source": "可以看看自定义界面,可能是有别的界面条盖在上面了就没法点移开就好啦", "target": "不是的,主快捷栏没有东西挡着" }, { "source": "自行车可以吗", "target": "考虑一下哈哈" }, { "source": "抱我家周董", "target": "抱!" }, { "source": "....大一的时候你是受了多大的委屈,现在变成了学姐你这么兴奋。", "target": "没受委屈,学长学姐对我可好了!!!我也是为了学弟学妹好,让他们茁壮成长" }, { "source": "没受委屈,学长学姐对我可好了!!!我也是为了学弟学妹好,让他们茁壮成长", "target": "像你一样壮嘛" }, { "source": "像你一样壮嘛", "target": "我哪壮!!!" }, { "source": "我哪壮!!!", "target": "哪哪都壮一口气上五楼不非劲嘎嘎" }, { "source": "哪哪都壮一口气上五楼不非劲嘎嘎", "target": "上六楼才对" }, { "source": "当初我也矛盾,但是女人终究还是留长发好些", "target": "我在收集意见呢" }, { "source": "女神,约不", "target": "约啊!走!" }, { "source": "回家还是回学校?", "target": "去学校" }, { "source": "去学校", "target": "那现在还在车上吧,哈哈~~我回去也做这趟,不过话说,好久没回去了" }, { "source": "我是巨蟹", "target": "巨蟹" }, { "source": "为什么你有钱了,但很多行为都还是那么小家子气没大格局呢?钱与友情,你毅然决然地选择前者牺性后者,一点不觉得自私并且还沾沾自喜……", "target": "同意!说得好。" }, { "source": "阳江人不仅带动经济腾飞、带朋友飞,还引领了饮食的创新。", "target": "我就没有享受这样的待遇" }, { "source": "我去我完全不知道地震了", "target": "哈哈哈您是不是忙着搞对象了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈您是不是忙着搞对象了", "target": "那会我在外面了坐车了" }, { "source": "为了生孩子啊,没有籽怎么发芽", "target": "可是吃起来好麻烦的" }, { "source": "除了送祝福就没人安慰我吗", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "沙漠里总有一口看不见的井么?……", "target": "谭总表较真好伐……" }, { "source": "谭总表较真好伐……", "target": "哈哈,没有,我只是想到了小王子里面的情节而已~" }, { "source": "看过!!!真是动画都看过,我再推一个《美男子》和这个差不多,但是有点腐向,也能笑疯", "target": "真人。。。。手癌" }, { "source": "真人。。。。手癌", "target": "啊棒棒哒,去看" }, { "source": "我们应该做的是谴责那些没素质的人,而不是下论断说这个国家的人怎样,这个地区的人怎样,这种谴责只是一种社会道德的监督,是促使个人更好的约束自己,毕竟人是社会的人,就要遵守社会的规则和道德,没有其他的", "target": "谴责?哦有屁用你在手机前说的嗨本事你看到这种现象上去说?在这里和我理论哦" }, { "source": "谴责?哦有屁用你在手机前说的嗨本事你看到这种现象上去说?在这里和我理论哦", "target": "思想不改变,多说也无益,麻烦理性点" }, { "source": "提前放假一个月实习", "target": "自己找实习单位?" }, { "source": "开启疯狂狂狂狂狂狂狂秀恩爱模式", "target": "没有没有没有" }, { "source": "买东西文采都那么好", "target": "是的呢!" }, { "source": "被妈妈赞好荣幸", "target": "妈妈?" }, { "source": "妈妈?", "target": "不要问的这么细" }, { "source": "你就一直埋汰我吧", "target": "你没感觉真的很像么" }, { "source": "你没感觉真的很像么", "target": "没法比啊这" }, { "source": "没法比啊这", "target": "你为什么总是搞这么雷的头像" }, { "source": "你不是说你不喜欢我吗", "target": "不了不了" }, { "source": "我怎么了", "target": "我对你是怎么学习的很感兴趣" }, { "source": "拿个快递都卖萌我可看到头上的犄角了", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "还在搭表吗?", "target": "暂时搞完,明天继续。" }, { "source": "暂时搞完,明天继续。", "target": "周一晚吃饭" }, { "source": "一节课多长时间?", "target": "四十分分钟!!" }, { "source": "四十分分钟!!", "target": "差不多。。。我们一节课两小时" }, { "source": "差不多。。。我们一节课两小时", "target": "这叫差不多,,,,,,,," }, { "source": "这叫差不多,,,,,,,,", "target": "课表出来了吗?发给我看看" }, { "source": "最喜欢的演员", "target": "没有之一" }, { "source": "谁撩得动我", "target": "我是大力士" }, { "source": "我是大力士", "target": "我也不轻" }, { "source": "你真的我本来这两天不想笑的结果看见这个我笑了", "target": "这是个悲剧你还笑!" }, { "source": "礼物好酷!!", "target": "我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "我手痛哦~", "target": "懒咯那么回事?" }, { "source": "我家周末一大早总会听到钢琴声或者古筝的声音,也会讨厌", "target": "关键问题是你那听的好歹是音乐,而且影响范围没那么大,这家伙是直接噪音污染,还在大清早六点多钟的时候,简直太缺德了!" }, { "source": "关键问题是你那听的好歹是音乐,而且影响范围没那么大,这家伙是直接噪音污染,还在大清早六点多钟的时候,简直太缺德了!", "target": "初学者…你觉得会像美妙音乐么" }, { "source": "初学者…你觉得会像美妙音乐么", "target": "呃,应该会比电锯声稍微好一点吧?我是说应该!" }, { "source": "呃,应该会比电锯声稍微好一点吧?我是说应该!", "target": "差不多" }, { "source": "差不多", "target": "好吧,你也是每个周末生活在水深火热之中!" }, { "source": "噪音污染", "target": "哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "你这么美美美", "target": "我的温柔宝宝来了" }, { "source": "下雪了!!好嗨!你别太辛苦了", "target": "就下了几片……现在变成下雨了……" }, { "source": "嗓子疼疼疼疼", "target": "有梨吗,买点梨润润,橙子什么也行,而且别熬夜了" }, { "source": "住的破就说住的破,还可以体验多年前的繁华,好同情你哦~~~", "target": "好歹是五星好吧" }, { "source": "再改个个性签名巴", "target": "改了啊。" }, { "source": "赶明儿我送你冰箱", "target": "好!凑齐了!你先边上去,这里的重点是,或或贴心!" }, { "source": "桌子上难道是娇韵诗黄水", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈是的" }, { "source": "睡到了第二天早上", "target": "嘿嘿嘿……对啊" }, { "source": "准备回家了?", "target": "嗯,明天下午四点到成都" }, { "source": "嗯,明天下午四点到成都", "target": "你不联系我,我怎么知道该怎么联系你" }, { "source": "姐夫是个好男人啊,你找到宝了啊", "target": "嘘!别让人听到!这不,要接手了才知道他有多能耐嘛。" }, { "source": "嘘!别让人听到!这不,要接手了才知道他有多能耐嘛。", "target": "听到有啥关系,也挖不到墙角啊" }, { "source": "你买了EOS!!!我爹叫我买这辆!", "target": "你不要跟着我" }, { "source": "你不要跟着我", "target": "我当然不会买这个!" }, { "source": "我当然不会买这个!", "target": "你也买不到了我拿到的是昆明最后一辆" }, { "source": "你也买不到了我拿到的是昆明最后一辆", "target": "然后呢?要是我诚心要不会从其他省掉该!!!" }, { "source": "然后呢?要是我诚心要不会从其他省掉该!!!", "target": "都没有了。。。你还是买迈瑞宝嘛换的开" }, { "source": "妇女节", "target": "你们的节" }, { "source": "放暑假了,求带啊", "target": "明天有一个" }, { "source": "下次去福州的叫上我啊", "target": "哈哈,好的" }, { "source": "邓紫棋美得有点过分奥", "target": "太美" }, { "source": "也不知道你认识几个英语单词。。", "target": "说的好像自己过了四级一样" }, { "source": "你们也发那种书了?", "target": "…什么书、没有啊" }, { "source": "本来我就准备找胖子问他的地址的,他们是同学,然后我醒了", "target": "最美的结局就是你的手机真的消失了" }, { "source": "那里那里我是开心有人陪了嘛哈哈好想吐槽呀", "target": "看你的样子都不像是要挂英语的人~" }, { "source": "看你的样子都不像是要挂英语的人~", "target": "我挂了请我吃饭啦~~~~" }, { "source": "益阳哪里的老乡?", "target": "赫山区" }, { "source": "赫山区", "target": "我是沅江滴" }, { "source": "我也要穿西装", "target": "昂,我觉得西装衬衣绝对女生杀" }, { "source": "好啦好宝贝我知道你为姐姐好下次不会了!", "target": "真的?!" }, { "source": "真的?!", "target": "真的啦下次不会啦刚刚吃了饭了" }, { "source": "真的啦下次不会啦刚刚吃了饭了", "target": "好吧再信你一次只是现在我好饿阿" }, { "source": "好吧再信你一次只是现在我好饿阿", "target": "怎么了呢没吃饱吗!" }, { "source": "怎么了呢没吃饱吗!", "target": "刚刚我不是心情不好嘛然后就没吃多少~" }, { "source": "刚刚我不是心情不好嘛然后就没吃多少~", "target": "自己先去找点吃的呗~" }, { "source": "自己先去找点吃的呗~", "target": "算了懒得动不吃好了省得那么胖难看死了~姐姐你看我们一直聊阿聊留言就不会被刷下去啦哈哈哈好开心" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,我决定改接广东老乡了…", "target": "你知道他是广东的呀。且。" }, { "source": "你知道他是广东的呀。且。", "target": "我去举个牌嘛,我都打好了!哈哈" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊这是怎么了长江以南银装素裹我大山东等雪等到花儿都谢了", "target": "好兴奋啊好几年没见过大雪啦啦啦啦啦啦~~~~不过你们可能是要憋一股大的,过年时候下雪会更应景一点" }, { "source": "好兴奋啊好几年没见过大雪啦啦啦啦啦啦~~~~不过你们可能是要憋一股大的,过年时候下雪会更应景一点", "target": "唉好多年没见过正儿八经的雪了" }, { "source": "龙,下次升级时搞个画红色直线的工具吧,像我这种手残星人总是画不了直线但我的强迫症又不允许线不直", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "希望有机会跟你一起玩耍!", "target": "哈哈哈哈好!!!我前两天还在想要约你一起" }, { "source": "啊,昨天都没看到你,可能去太晚了,错过了,错过了", "target": "哈哈哈哈2点多我就休息了,太热了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈2点多我就休息了,太热了", "target": "下次看到的话,一定要和你拍肩集邮。" }, { "source": "下次看到的话,一定要和你拍肩集邮。", "target": "嗯呐(集邮是什么鬼)" }, { "source": "嗯呐(集邮是什么鬼)", "target": "基本上就是合照" }, { "source": "好漂亮染色漂亮手也漂亮都巴适", "target": "晓得你暗恋我很久了" }, { "source": "晓得你暗恋我很久了", "target": "你知道就行了" }, { "source": "先搞定你自己,我觉得难找的不是爱情,是:两个人,一辈子,相如依。", "target": "那就先找爱情" }, { "source": "那就先找爱情", "target": "你先" }, { "source": "你先", "target": "还是算了吧,让你先好了" }, { "source": "互评互赞", "target": "好耶" }, { "source": "奏在我家门口,可以来我家睡一晚啊", "target": "哈哈那就是我们一家三口去你家叔叔阿姨要打地铺给我们" }, { "source": "哈哈那就是我们一家三口去你家叔叔阿姨要打地铺给我们", "target": "没事我家三张床" }, { "source": "等等你头发怎么了", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "vans经典款,想要正品的", "target": "我也想要" }, { "source": "你什么时候要望远镜?", "target": "11月17号2pm上海演唱会" }, { "source": "11月17号2pm上海演唱会", "target": "我昨天忘找啦但家里应该有今晚找完告诉你" }, { "source": "过来。我让大白蚁给你介绍男朋友。", "target": "我说的是我要一个姐姐或者哥哥啦" }, { "source": "我说的是我要一个姐姐或者哥哥啦", "target": "哦哦。这个吗?" }, { "source": "哦哦。这个吗?", "target": "是啦看了一个微电影叫远方在哪里,就是讲姐弟的" }, { "source": "还没回家?", "target": "今天早上回了" }, { "source": "今天早上回了", "target": "那就好啊!" }, { "source": "那就好啊!", "target": "哎,有空多教教她,其他人教比家人教更听话" }, { "source": "去哪里潇洒了??", "target": "哈哈海边啊" }, { "source": "哈哈海边啊", "target": "打包几个贝壳回来" }, { "source": "打包几个贝壳回来", "target": "哈哈都好小个不好玩的~~" }, { "source": "哈哈都好小个不好玩的~~", "target": "捉个水母给我" }, { "source": "捉个水母给我", "target": "水母会中毒啊哈哈下回去珠海的海吧~" }, { "source": "水母会中毒啊哈哈下回去珠海的海吧~", "target": "我不会游泳" }, { "source": "我不会游泳", "target": "去海边骑骑单车就是啦这天气谁游泳!!" }, { "source": "不点开我以为是腰子", "target": "我这么养生的人" }, { "source": "第二次熬得时候你就可以放心大胆的喝了", "target": "第一次没有一点点防备" }, { "source": "全是数字,谁的生日?", "target": "我的和她的" }, { "source": "我的和她的", "target": "秀恩爱,让我们这些单身怎么办" }, { "source": "哎呀感谢马老师帮我带了蓝风铃", "target": "那是知了不是小强" }, { "source": "三个人的世界不大,但刚刚好", "target": "祝福" }, { "source": "同学要我帮你培养正确三观么", "target": "你做过爱吗" }, { "source": "呆多久呀这回", "target": "1周后离开!你什么时候回来?" }, { "source": "时间分配不错啊,资料正确率也高", "target": "资料用了太多时间不好逻辑就变得匆匆忙忙所以逻辑分好低快哭了" }, { "source": "我要是胖了,你可还要我哦?", "target": "意思是你现在不胖?" }, { "source": "白日做梦?", "target": "发财梦" }, { "source": "艺兴崽崽这么土的造型还能帅成这样啊", "target": "哪里!会!土明明是帅!" }, { "source": "李继仓也在那里吗?挖欧,话说这里好美啊", "target": "当然不在哇,你太能联想了,哈哈" }, { "source": "感觉自己萌萌哒!", "target": "那是必须萌萌哒" }, { "source": "要俘获我吗", "target": "可能要很久很久才会有这个技能吧" }, { "source": "我今天休一天假,伤不起了", "target": "最惨的是我们不准请假" }, { "source": "学长找到学妹了,棒棒的,在一起在一起", "target": "你也来开策…" }, { "source": "你也来开策…", "target": "不是挺好的嘛,学长和学妹" }, { "source": "你你你!要你", "target": "摆拍你你你可是还是可爱" }, { "source": "你知道吗这个电影些许尴尬", "target": "哈哈哈最近没有让人满意的电影话说海底总动员2上了据说不错" }, { "source": "哈哈哈最近没有让人满意的电影话说海底总动员2上了据说不错", "target": "我是说海底要看!" }, { "source": "我今天也二战选择题估分44看来要三战", "target": "你四十四分不是稳过嘛???我们不一样" }, { "source": "你四十四分不是稳过嘛???我们不一样", "target": "我上次选择48分还挂了我害怕" }, { "source": "我上次选择48分还挂了我害怕", "target": "我这次只对了一半" }, { "source": "我代表大西安欢迎你", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你们都有合影耶", "target": "开心!!!还有抱抱" }, { "source": "花钱可以花在老婆身上啊干嘛要花在小三身上噢你才思想保守呢老顽童", "target": "有的老婆是管家婆,而且人家小三也是一种职业,要是都把钱花在老婆身上,那人家小三怎么活,而且老婆都玩腻了" }, { "source": "你女神是谁", "target": "我没有女神未来我就是女神~" }, { "source": "我没有女神未来我就是女神~", "target": "丑鬼" }, { "source": "134.9你这样一说我好慌", "target": "咱俩分数一样~你进面了吗" }, { "source": "咱俩分数一样~你进面了吗", "target": "进了最低分数132.5" }, { "source": "又一个不看春晚的理由", "target": "对对对,这也是我的理由" }, { "source": "不睡不睡不睡", "target": "哥现在不在线了," }, { "source": "哥现在不在线了,", "target": "那也不睡" }, { "source": "那也不睡", "target": "我再一次没做到早点睡,啊啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "苗条了好多哦", "target": "呵呵,其实还是很肥" }, { "source": "呵呵,其实还是很肥", "target": "没啦。。。。。太瘦也不好。。。像我" }, { "source": "没啦。。。。。太瘦也不好。。。像我", "target": "呵呵,我还羡慕你肥不起来。身材又高" }, { "source": "啾咪早安", "target": "早安呦" }, { "source": "请示一下;可以不可以下次让我形象光辉正面一点,不要梦里也这么挫行嘛不过能当女二号我还是表示很珍惜这个同台做梦的机会!", "target": "你是主角!类似于行政主管级别的人物,有决策权,还有好吃的!" }, { "source": "好两年了。因为撩妹和菇菇啊!!", "target": "没有我的成分吗" }, { "source": "没有我的成分吗", "target": "那时候你经常…给它们做饭…??" }, { "source": "那时候你经常…给它们做饭…??", "target": "多才多艺啦" }, { "source": "你上班了。。。。。?", "target": "木有,打工~~" }, { "source": "木有,打工~~", "target": "在哪啊" }, { "source": "在哪啊", "target": "远大路东口~" }, { "source": "远大路东口~", "target": "工作都干什么???" }, { "source": "工作都干什么???", "target": "……做ppt" }, { "source": "……做ppt", "target": "高端技能" }, { "source": "高端技能", "target": "小意思~你干啥呢~" }, { "source": "小意思~你干啥呢~", "target": "复习考研。。。。" }, { "source": "复习考研。。。。", "target": "加油加油~~~" }, { "source": "加油加油~~~", "target": "大神要做好榜样" }, { "source": "大神要做好榜样", "target": "啊哈哈,好的~我是努力的皮球" }, { "source": "永远记得每人一个士力架和巧克力。", "target": "什么巧克力" }, { "source": "什么巧克力", "target": "你是来搞事情的吧" }, { "source": "更年期提前?", "target": "受不了打击了" }, { "source": "煎饼果子里……可以再加……肉吗", "target": "不要费用,自由接单!" }, { "source": "不要费用,自由接单!", "target": "小丸子也不行" }, { "source": "小丸子也不行", "target": "小丸子是谁?" }, { "source": "小丸子是谁?", "target": "你的图" }, { "source": "你的图", "target": "知道了对不起呀,生活所迫……" }, { "source": "蔚来就是ff91的小弟弟,", "target": "可惜PPT车不敢来车展" }, { "source": "乌镇怎么样", "target": "可以。不过去一个古镇就行了去过别的古镇就不用去啦。我第一次去古镇,感觉很赞。不要坐船就对了。" }, { "source": "少玩游戏~注意眼睛~你还这么小~", "target": "那我怎么办·?···跟游戏打交道就是我的工作···········" }, { "source": "那我怎么办·?···跟游戏打交道就是我的工作···········", "target": "做点大人玩的游戏呗" }, { "source": "先人,你还有时间出去耍,我今天就出去取个衣服回来院训练晚十分钟都遭罚扫地了", "target": "我就吃个饭" }, { "source": "我就吃个饭", "target": "下午饭被戒了" }, { "source": "下午饭被戒了", "target": "这么瘦减肥干什么!!" }, { "source": "这么瘦减肥干什么!!", "target": "”被”戒了!现在3个节目跑,还要上PS还要做好多作业不过省了好多钱,这周我100都没花完" }, { "source": "”被”戒了!现在3个节目跑,还要上PS还要做好多作业不过省了好多钱,这周我100都没花完", "target": "是棒还是不棒" }, { "source": "抓紧", "target": "抓紧有什么用" }, { "source": "小熊真的很孤独", "target": "超级孤独!" }, { "source": "到底是舍不得还是咬不住牙", "target": "你怕是懂的有点多得灭口了" }, { "source": "挺喜欢看志刚的舞蹈的,志刚要是能在演一个舞蹈演员的电视剧就好了,特别期盼着", "target": "跟我想的差不多志刚可以演一个有故事的舞蹈老师" }, { "source": "奥,这样的啊。今年又开始忙了吧,有时间多回来玩玩,你的鱼还活的好好的呢。我下个月也要回学校了···", "target": "哦,什么学校?你的学校在哪里?" }, { "source": "我是小哥哥呀!我今年都大三啦,在厦门读书。", "target": "啊啊啊啊啊是么哈哈哈对不起对不起,你在什么学校呀~" }, { "source": "感情真奇妙", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "我觉得通常来讲男人女人的幸福就是能找到自己的另一半,没什么错误吧", "target": "幸福是因为有爱,而不是因为便宜" }, { "source": "我已病入膏肓", "target": "病友,握手!" }, { "source": "病友,握手!", "target": "拥抱" }, { "source": "因为头疼,所以头疼。。。", "target": "....头疼无止境....." }, { "source": "真的吗?!那办了卡的钱应该可以要回来的吧.", "target": "悬..." }, { "source": "悬...", "target": "那你这三年卡用了多久?" }, { "source": "那你这三年卡用了多久?", "target": "两个月…" }, { "source": "上课也很累", "target": "睡得很累?" }, { "source": "睡得很累?", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "哎呀好看好看看的我也想买新裙子了", "target": "外套不好看吗!买买买" }, { "source": "外套不好看吗!买买买", "target": "就是说一套搭配得好!" }, { "source": "宝宝你经历了什么", "target": "我被人欺负了" }, { "source": "我被人欺负了", "target": "谁?你揍她" }, { "source": "看到琛哥要回来了,我多么希望你也一起回来啊!", "target": "泪奔" }, { "source": "在宿舍还是在电玩被电的?", "target": "宿舍" }, { "source": "我在食堂吃着香锅索然无味", "target": "难道你要吃蔬菜沙拉?!" }, { "source": "难道你要吃蔬菜沙拉?!", "target": "我现在想吃牛排" }, { "source": "我现在想吃牛排", "target": "我现在要减肥了哼" }, { "source": "我现在要减肥了哼", "target": "那你可以考虑买一箱低糖高纤维的燕麦巧克力...." }, { "source": "那你可以考虑买一箱低糖高纤维的燕麦巧克力....", "target": "巧克力?!" }, { "source": "扫一半留一半?", "target": "好像是可以拍出美丽雪景的地方雪留着" }, { "source": "再忍一礼拜、我今天一下子团购了四张电影票", "target": "哎...坚持坚持一周吃饭电影.." }, { "source": "找个收废纸呢,一下就好拉", "target": "但是有资料呢" }, { "source": "亲爱的要离开苏州了吗?", "target": "是啊呵呵" }, { "source": "加油,你快点睡,一定会过的", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "爱你", "target": "怎么办,感觉我都有点紧张了" }, { "source": "裁裁能写出这种文章,我一点都不意外,简直完美诠释。", "target": "呵呵哈哈哈完美诠释渣???裁裁马上冲过来" }, { "source": "阿姨生日快乐!", "target": "!谢谢!" }, { "source": "岁月你对她做了什么", "target": "男神,我明天考试" }, { "source": "男神,我明天考试", "target": "我和监考的通过电话了,你就把心放肚子里吧" }, { "source": "小心屏幕~容易划伤~", "target": "我得买个膜" }, { "source": "我要", "target": "刚收到就转手不大好,以后有机会送给你!" }, { "source": "为了爱情==", "target": "好吧,英勇" }, { "source": "所以这游戏为啥这么多人讨论?题材也不怎么新鲜啊,环世界什么的不比这个好多了?", "target": "因为制作组上一部这是我的战争比较出名,关注度自然就高。环世界画面不讨喜,而且这种高自由度对于一般玩家来说就是高难度。" }, { "source": "你看看这鞋可以啵", "target": "随妃真可爱" }, { "source": "随妃真可爱", "target": "今天刚好去看鞋了,然后你就说到鞋了,你说巧不巧!" }, { "source": "今天刚好去看鞋了,然后你就说到鞋了,你说巧不巧!", "target": "巧!都说好多次了,我这谁的黑底都有" }, { "source": "巧!都说好多次了,我这谁的黑底都有", "target": "这次是包括我的了!哈哈哈哈以前我还不相信呢,这次没有怀疑了!" }, { "source": "忘记并不是放下,有些事,可以不忘记,但是一定要放下", "target": "你老是能给我最好的理念~。我有时候就是叫真.什么事情都放在心里过不去~诶" }, { "source": "你老是能给我最好的理念~。我有时候就是叫真.什么事情都放在心里过不去~诶", "target": "别介啊,看开点" }, { "source": "别介啊,看开点", "target": "想是这样~可到心里就是不一样。又不想说出来。所以就忍着吧。。" }, { "source": "不要喝矿泉水,喝白开水。", "target": "区别在哪?微量无机盐对身体影响在哪?(除去钠离子)" }, { "source": "区别在哪?微量无机盐对身体影响在哪?(除去钠离子)", "target": "不知道,只知道喝白开水最好,呵呵。。。" }, { "source": "不知道,只知道喝白开水最好,呵呵。。。", "target": "像我这样做学问的人,一看到此类建议就忍不住要问下出处,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "像我这样做学问的人,一看到此类建议就忍不住要问下出处,嘿嘿", "target": "俺这种大老粗只知道喝。" }, { "source": "说好啦!明年悟空与你不见不散", "target": "明年见" }, { "source": "明年见", "target": "祝你明年有好的作品。好事连连。" }, { "source": "宝贝吃点药", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "还能一起快乐地玩耍吗", "target": "还是可以的" }, { "source": "可以去撩妹了", "target": "一直都在撩" }, { "source": "你们宿舍吗?", "target": "隔壁的隔壁" }, { "source": "看到你心里就小鹿乱撞", "target": "我也是~" }, { "source": "小冰复活了", "target": "我想保护所有的女孩子,不受到男人类的伤害" }, { "source": "怎么突然间那么早想回家?", "target": "本来就是想早点回家的,所以我决定十三号回家了" }, { "source": "本来就是想早点回家的,所以我决定十三号回家了", "target": "额,真是的,你有票吗?" }, { "source": "额,真是的,你有票吗?", "target": "订了,十三号下午两点八走" }, { "source": "订了,十三号下午两点八走", "target": "那你先前定的票呢?" }, { "source": "那你先前定的票呢?", "target": "跟他说改了,我不知道能改。今晚我同学跟我说可以改时间的" }, { "source": "跟他说改了,我不知道能改。今晚我同学跟我说可以改时间的", "target": "噢噢,为啥怎么突然那么快要回去呢?" }, { "source": "噢噢,为啥怎么突然那么快要回去呢?", "target": "因为家里有事,然后我也很想很想回家了" }, { "source": "不忘初心,牢记使命,脚踏实地,继续前进。", "target": "继续前进" }, { "source": "来一发么?", "target": "活不好退下" }, { "source": "活不好退下", "target": "我懂你深浅" }, { "source": "老子真是疯了,昨天一下午,两个月的生活费就没有了,再买真的是要剁手了!", "target": "有钱人就是有钱人挖" }, { "source": "有钱人就是有钱人挖", "target": "再也不出来逛街了~" }, { "source": "再也不出来逛街了~", "target": "绝对不信!我还没找你出来刷卡呢" }, { "source": "求大师来一组~~", "target": "你要来一组吗" }, { "source": "你要来一组吗", "target": "必须要~~" }, { "source": "必须要~~", "target": "有空先" }, { "source": "有空先", "target": "没诚意" }, { "source": "没诚意", "target": "找时间" }, { "source": "女人!", "target": "是吗?" }, { "source": "是吗?", "target": "没错!" }, { "source": "没错!", "target": "你怎么知道呀?" }, { "source": "你怎么知道呀?", "target": "我少男人!" }, { "source": "我少男人!", "target": "那你的男朋友咧" }, { "source": "那你的男朋友咧", "target": "我没有" }, { "source": "我没有", "target": "不是吧" }, { "source": "是的真的不敢吃榴莲", "target": "你可以尝试吃一口,你会爱上的" }, { "source": "早啊。我还准备睡", "target": "可以起来了" }, { "source": "你这还行,我有一次把洗面奶当牙膏挤了,差点没进嘴,还好我发现味不对了", "target": "啊?你这赢了" }, { "source": "喜欢整个节目组哈哈~期待下一次破20~", "target": "我还以为金大赏这次要请客了" }, { "source": "我还以为金大赏这次要请客了", "target": "赶上春节了没办法~金大赏请了吧,连续三次要局长请客哈哈~话说我们21六个MC出了两个金大赏也是自豪~" }, { "source": "赶上春节了没办法~金大赏请了吧,连续三次要局长请客哈哈~话说我们21六个MC出了两个金大赏也是自豪~", "target": "哇咔咔,还会有的" }, { "source": "我一直不知道智齿是啥", "target": "我都22啦!不小啦" }, { "source": "小仙女下凡了,人呢?", "target": "天上呢" }, { "source": "都穿不下吗?你试试去年的雨衣", "target": "去年我都撑伞" }, { "source": "想看大黄穿", "target": "大黄穿不上啊哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "大黄穿不上啊哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "看破不说破" }, { "source": "大叔!画工太有进步了!!", "target": "不过还是不太好" }, { "source": "这小哥真帅。", "target": "还小哥呢、奔4了都" }, { "source": "还小哥呢、奔4了都", "target": "那也是小哥!" }, { "source": "我还能打字呢然而并不好看", "target": "你们这算什么我还能用鼻子写字呢" }, { "source": "虐心剧终于结束了", "target": "每次都想弃剧居然看完了这么个虐心结局" }, { "source": "自有佳人面。", "target": "春风拂面" }, { "source": "城市有野菌子?野菌子哪来那么多。", "target": "特意去郊区采的啊" }, { "source": "特意去郊区采的啊", "target": "人工养殖的吧" }, { "source": "人工养殖的吧", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "女生节?大型相亲现场?", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "100万和男朋友只能选一个的话,你要哪个?", "target": "再多的金钱也换不来一颗真心,一个可以陪伴你一生的人,所以我选一百万。" }, { "source": "没看懂什么意思,你懂电脑吗", "target": "你有什么问题吗" }, { "source": "你有什么问题吗", "target": "我想自己陪一台电脑" }, { "source": "这么多美食得细嚼慢咽,一点一点品味!慢慢吃饭,胃口好!吃嘛嘛香!身体倍棒!", "target": "大多都是蔬菜,天气越来越干燥,今天没有做什么" }, { "source": "开始明白为什么你和谢娜在一起过了…", "target": "哈哈哈,我刚想发这话,英雄所见略同啊,他们都太搞了" }, { "source": "一周刷两次电影系列", "target": "最近好电影好多猴开森" }, { "source": "最近好电影好多猴开森", "target": "我就等着一月的星球大战7" }, { "source": "喜大普奔", "target": "不该提二斤张木国看我么" }, { "source": "不该提二斤张木国看我么", "target": "听说你报名相亲了?" }, { "source": "听说你报名相亲了?", "target": "工作人员必须支持工作啊" }, { "source": "今天累倒了俺们了。。不过见到你们真的好开心。。。听着你们述说这段时间彼此的生活真的很感慨,我说我们都会好起来的,你那句,现在也不差。说的很好!", "target": "你一定也要好好照顾自己,让自己过得现在也不差!~" }, { "source": "林哥拍照姿势延续到现在", "target": "酷!" }, { "source": "熬不到了,提前可以吧。生日快乐源宝宝", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "给我打", "target": "你电话?" }, { "source": "你好赘肉", "target": "你好,黑皮" }, { "source": "你好,黑皮", "target": "你好肥佬" }, { "source": "你天天在上下白塔?", "target": "差不多" }, { "source": "这也叫微凉,我都秋衣秋裤了", "target": "我,内心似火。" }, { "source": "我,内心似火。", "target": "我觉得是因为身体好" }, { "source": "烦烦君平安夜快乐~圣诞快乐~", "target": "婉君也要平安快乐哈" }, { "source": "没有坐下前是清楚看见的,坐下后有隐隐约约的身影", "target": "真的吗你们昨天在哪个位置哟" }, { "source": "来一杯", "target": "杯太小论瓶吧" }, { "source": "晕,我一直以为柴鱼只有干货,煲柴鱼眉豆、花生、烧骨粥", "target": "柴鱼去火是吗" }, { "source": "柴鱼去火是吗", "target": "冰鲜柴鱼用来红烧很好食的,肉质好似子肉,没有细骨丝、而且价格便宜,没有腥味" }, { "source": "冰鲜柴鱼用来红烧很好食的,肉质好似子肉,没有细骨丝、而且价格便宜,没有腥味", "target": "冰鲜柴鱼那里有得卖" }, { "source": "冰鲜柴鱼那里有得卖", "target": "市场就有得买,去鱼头的" }, { "source": "我想出门找我找我", "target": "要不要考完了来找我!!" }, { "source": "要不要考完了来找我!!", "target": "希望到时候还有心情去寒假要实习么" }, { "source": "少女心爆棚", "target": "无法拯救" }, { "source": "接下来想吃面筋和掌中宝", "target": "面筋啊喂" }, { "source": "这妹子挺好看的啊,也很有发展潜能。单飞的她一定会发展的很好的", "target": "多多关注" }, { "source": "狮子座怎么啦?", "target": "狮子座好唉!你几月份呐?" }, { "source": "狮子座好唉!你几月份呐?", "target": "8月的诶" }, { "source": "8月的诶", "target": "…!唉哟不错噢!" }, { "source": "…!唉哟不错噢!", "target": "那必须的。。。啊哈哈~" }, { "source": "肥猪流。", "target": "怎么就非主流了" }, { "source": "怎么就非主流了", "target": "几岁了还写日记。" }, { "source": "嘴真脏", "target": "这也叫嘴脏?你看看底下骂我的脏不脏?如果你觉得没有的话,回小学再去学学阅读理解?" }, { "source": "这也叫嘴脏?你看看底下骂我的脏不脏?如果你觉得没有的话,回小学再去学学阅读理解?", "target": "你不嘴脏,他们怎么会最脏" }, { "source": "我觉得三十五岁之后会越来越理解王菲并支持她羡慕她", "target": "有道理!" }, { "source": "要怎么跟爷爷奶奶辈的长辈出柜啊苦恼", "target": "虽然我给不了建议但是真的祝福你" }, { "source": "下午好,爱你哟", "target": "白日放歌需纵酒,漫卷诗书喜欲狂" }, { "source": "面包西点", "target": "好吧我找找" }, { "source": "嗨呀一天到晚就知道买买买买有工作吗你现在???", "target": "没有想做家里蹲都还没回到家" }, { "source": "没有想做家里蹲都还没回到家", "target": "回家做老师?" }, { "source": "回家做老师?", "target": "怎么个个都觉得我要去做老师…" }, { "source": "怎么个个都觉得我要去做老师…", "target": "O当老师的八大理由和六大好处" }, { "source": "这个壳真赞", "target": "太喜欢了" }, { "source": "挖掘机哪家强", "target": "还是我家比较强233" }, { "source": "还是我家比较强233", "target": "怎么把自己头像搞到那个框框里面去" }, { "source": "求打包", "target": "下次咋们现场去吃" }, { "source": "下次咋们现场去吃", "target": "饿都" }, { "source": "饿都", "target": "我吃饱回到屋都咯" }, { "source": "我吃饱回到屋都咯", "target": "好残忍哦你!" }, { "source": "好残忍哦你!", "target": "刚回到屋才看到你条消息" }, { "source": "你晚上是不是去吃烤肉了?", "target": "你看到了我了?" }, { "source": "你看到了我了?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "哪个八卦群热闹,也给我拉进去", "target": "我不是群主,等我问问群主啊。" }, { "source": "我不是群主,等我问问群主啊。", "target": "还要群主同意才能进啊,比任务群还难进" }, { "source": "还要群主同意才能进啊,比任务群还难进", "target": "不难的,群主就是开个群聊八卦的,是汉堡。" }, { "source": "不难的,群主就是开个群聊八卦的,是汉堡。", "target": "现在18760,我顶到18800去做饭" }, { "source": "现在18760,我顶到18800去做饭", "target": "好的。今天准备吃什么啊?" }, { "source": "好的。今天准备吃什么啊?", "target": "家里就剩我一个人了,我现在也不知道要吃什么" }, { "source": "家里就剩我一个人了,我现在也不知道要吃什么", "target": "泡面" }, { "source": "泡面", "target": "哈哈哈,好主意,正好前两天我爸刚买了一箱泡面" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,好主意,正好前两天我爸刚买了一箱泡面", "target": "我不知道吃什么,又懒着弄,就吃泡面" }, { "source": "我不知道吃什么,又懒着弄,就吃泡面", "target": "不过我在学校的时候,因为周末懒得下楼买饭,所以都是吃泡面" }, { "source": "不过我在学校的时候,因为周末懒得下楼买饭,所以都是吃泡面", "target": "这点和我一样" }, { "source": "这点和我一样", "target": "宿舍楼层比较高,周末都是睡到很晚,又懒得下楼,方便面省时又省力" }, { "source": "宿舍楼层比较高,周末都是睡到很晚,又懒得下楼,方便面省时又省力", "target": "是啊,就是不高我也懒得去。不过有的人懒得去就让人帮忙打饭。不过。被管寝室的老师发现了。死的会很难看的。" }, { "source": "是啊,就是不高我也懒得去。不过有的人懒得去就让人帮忙打饭。不过。被管寝室的老师发现了。死的会很难看的。", "target": "带到宿舍吃会被训吗" }, { "source": "带到宿舍吃会被训吗", "target": "会的,如果被管宿舍的老师发现的话。" }, { "source": "姐姐是理科的…这基本的逻辑推理能力是必须的…", "target": "厉害厉害但双子座最后一日系21号" }, { "source": "同样报了线上班第一次小班练习需要思考三分钟才能说出来来这里感受学霸之力", "target": "加油加油,天道酬勤" }, { "source": "在哪里在哪里~", "target": "亮点在哪里!!!" }, { "source": "不开学也很丧", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "《欢乐颂》里面也有索尼羊的画面。。。2333333", "target": "欢乐颂哪里?没注意耶" }, { "source": "欢乐颂哪里?没注意耶", "target": "忘记第几集了,不止一集出现,当初我就是因为出现了他几次而跑去追完了《欢乐颂》。" }, { "source": "忘记第几集了,不止一集出现,当初我就是因为出现了他几次而跑去追完了《欢乐颂》。", "target": "欢乐颂在第几集还记得吗" }, { "source": "依然是最感恩的你", "target": "就知道你会说点什么" }, { "source": "请问怎么搜索攻略,我输入之后怎么搜不到", "target": "你直接输入7-7" }, { "source": "你确定它是想出去玩?而不是在心里骂街?请看眼神~明白一切", "target": "哼就是出去玩" }, { "source": "袁立被黑你不说说吗良心不痛吗", "target": "你可真逗你知道这么多你怎么不说说" }, { "source": "应该不认识,离开老家时间太久,现在很多人都不认识了", "target": "噢噢,月是故乡明,有空回家看看" }, { "source": "快乐哦美妞儿", "target": "过年给我一天档期~" }, { "source": "你特喵明显拍手还是衣服", "target": "重点是手啊!" }, { "source": "你怎么知道我不是郑州的?", "target": "我并不知道你是郑州的" }, { "source": "我并不知道你是郑州的", "target": "对你没有看错我就不是郑州的" }, { "source": "柚子也是小奶柚,还有一只奶苹果~", "target": "这嘴巴甜的能渗出蜜汁来!" }, { "source": "我本来是想买828结果828特难买,就找了个像的154然后这两个卷都抢到了,我就都收了", "target": "把154拿出来给我玩玩" }, { "source": "把154拿出来给我玩玩", "target": "没问题你问问陈禹同,她抢了两个154你可以把另一个收了" }, { "source": "没问题你问问陈禹同,她抢了两个154你可以把另一个收了", "target": "又想骗我花钱" }, { "source": "你们的言语实在太粗鄙了,尽是不论之恋", "target": "求。。翻译==" }, { "source": "大晚上不睡觉,就知道发状态。还有,你和龙狗把我骗的好惨!你等着,你们学校大门口见!", "target": "哪里骗你了!是你自己一厢情愿乱想~" }, { "source": "哪里骗你了!是你自己一厢情愿乱想~", "target": "三年是说骗就骗的嘛!我这么单纯!就是因为你俩" }, { "source": "还好还好!终于可以穿羽绒服咯!", "target": "早就可以穿了好不" }, { "source": "早就可以穿了好不", "target": "没有,人家还没怎么穿过呢" }, { "source": "文明观影从自己做起", "target": "文明观影" }, { "source": "我戒烟只戒了两秒钟,就失败了,戒酒也是。小时候不懂事,嚷嚷着要我爸戒酒,现在再也不说这种不孝的话了。", "target": "我总是会偷我爸的中华,我才不孝" }, { "source": "我总是会偷我爸的中华,我才不孝", "target": "我偷喝我爸的红酒.......我们都是为了父亲的身体健康分担的孩子。都是好孩子" }, { "source": "没有会员的我是不是不配有男朋友!", "target": "我也没有是不是不配有女朋友啊" }, { "source": "我也没有是不是不配有女朋友啊", "target": "可能是吧" }, { "source": "可能是吧", "target": "找一个帮你充会员的对象" }, { "source": "找一个帮你充会员的对象", "target": "哈哈那我可要好好找找" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "第三,绝对裁判的公正漂亮,裁判机器人蜻蜓队长前来觐见!" }, { "source": "第三,绝对裁判的公正漂亮,裁判机器人蜻蜓队长前来觐见!", "target": "这场争夺战由我来做裁判" }, { "source": "这场争夺战由我来做裁判", "target": "商丘大妞棒棒的。" }, { "source": "小心我去延安报复你", "target": "哈哈,你几号到晚安,我估计我十一之前还得上来,学费还没交。" }, { "source": "哈哈,你几号到晚安,我估计我十一之前还得上来,学费还没交。", "target": "西安人那么多,玩一趟累死,估计没体力去延安了" }, { "source": "西安人那么多,玩一趟累死,估计没体力去延安了", "target": "哈哈,你打算玩几天啊。其实应该来延安逛逛的" }, { "source": "看看月亮。中秋快乐~", "target": "你更快乐,你的短信我都没回" }, { "source": "你更快乐,你的短信我都没回", "target": "要不是你换号码了,就是你没给我发。好好想想。现在到家了三?" }, { "source": "要不是你换号码了,就是你没给我发。好好想想。现在到家了三?", "target": "没,今天郁闷到了。我看明天回去得成不,天上又没得月亮,凄凉了" }, { "source": "没,今天郁闷到了。我看明天回去得成不,天上又没得月亮,凄凉了", "target": "不会哦。我现在看到月亮好圆好大啊。哈哈。关键是你咋会今天走嘛。提前几天就对头了。" }, { "source": "天赋,没办法,有一双善于发现的眼睛", "target": "猪才和我夸你" }, { "source": "猪才和我夸你", "target": "低调低调" }, { "source": "头都会断掉", "target": "那我也愿意!" }, { "source": "我们已经起来培训了伴随着雨", "target": "挺冷的" }, { "source": "挺冷的", "target": "周六周日和创业培训更配哦" }, { "source": "初一快乐", "target": "你也是啊" }, { "source": "哥不喜欢你了也不给我留点", "target": "不是给你送过去了吗?" }, { "source": "哭起来挺好看的", "target": "不哭真砢碜" }, { "source": "酒量不错", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我已经看到了你想一周都坚持上课的行动~~哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈但是说实话我今天一节课都没上但是就在外边各种晃悠。。" }, { "source": "哈哈但是说实话我今天一节课都没上但是就在外边各种晃悠。。", "target": "我可以作证" }, { "source": "我可以作证", "target": "这种事情越少证人越好...你好点了么" }, { "source": "棉鞋都穿上了,却杀", "target": "哈哈,混搭你懂不" }, { "source": "哈哈,混搭你懂不", "target": "你明天休息还是上班" }, { "source": "如今在图书馆根本不敢跟小情侣坐在一张桌上,太吵了", "target": "是她们坐在我前面和我面对面,本来我一开始是座那儿的,谁知她们座我前面这么没素质。" }, { "source": "哈哈老烟谜又开始装怪了只要结果是圆满的这些都不重要哈哈", "target": "倒是暂时没啥子的上班感觉如何没遭欺负啊妹儿" }, { "source": "倒是暂时没啥子的上班感觉如何没遭欺负啊妹儿", "target": "哈哈妹儿你还不准备上班哇" }, { "source": "哈哈妹儿你还不准备上班哇", "target": "妹儿耍惯了而且大专还没考过啊分数线又没下来" }, { "source": "我好迷茫,聪哥", "target": "介绍本书吧——《浮士德》" }, { "source": "介绍本书吧——《浮士德》", "target": "不知道能不能让我平静下来" }, { "source": "你们这么快就上课啦?", "target": "我们只放了三天!!江高太坑了" }, { "source": "我们只放了三天!!江高太坑了", "target": "你们高三了嘛,是这样的。" }, { "source": "我已经死了一上午了", "target": "你有空调" }, { "source": "你这人,真是不像话,我还把你撅嘴的遮住了,早知道我就发原图的", "target": "你们考虑过后面那个人的感受吗" }, { "source": "我明天去我们这边4S店订车两驱的豪华", "target": "这个车卖的挺好" }, { "source": "这个车卖的挺好", "target": "主要是,适合家用" }, { "source": "主要是,适合家用", "target": "对的,,,28.48对吧" }, { "source": "对的,,,28.48对吧", "target": "是的,送个倒车雷达和全车贴膜。不知道能不能让它们在送我前后护杠" }, { "source": "是的,送个倒车雷达和全车贴膜。不知道能不能让它们在送我前后护杠", "target": "你在哪买的?" }, { "source": "你在哪买的?", "target": "江苏徐州" }, { "source": "江苏徐州", "target": "我们这边什么都不送西安几个店都一样,,,你们那边不错了" }, { "source": "我们这边什么都不送西安几个店都一样,,,你们那边不错了", "target": "都加钱是吧" }, { "source": "真心为你高兴,包吃包住求陪玩", "target": "绝对滴,你怎么还不来杭州啊" }, { "source": "绝对滴,你怎么还不来杭州啊", "target": "等你结婚邀请我去" }, { "source": "等你结婚邀请我去", "target": "上次说起的那个做生意的男的怎么样了啦" }, { "source": "我突然觉得,你是不是回来了已经?", "target": "回来好几天了" }, { "source": "不要被流言蜚语影响之后的比赛,也要记得在头两局的失败里找症结,继续努力,期待你们的4强表现。", "target": "会继续努力的,也会寻找前两把问题" }, { "source": "会继续努力的,也会寻找前两把问题", "target": "加油加油,一直相信你们,八胖军团最棒" }, { "source": "巴来啦!", "target": "想吃烤鸭" }, { "source": "想吃烤鸭", "target": "想你" }, { "source": "想你", "target": "我也想你宝宝" }, { "source": "d705感到了威胁", "target": "5d3应该才是影响最大的" }, { "source": "某人可是亲自说刘海屏丑出翔,怎么会用虽然他经常打自己脸", "target": "这个可不是刘海" }, { "source": "想听你讲故事", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈改天约!!" }, { "source": "准备失业咯", "target": "NO,飞黄腾达" }, { "source": "NO,飞黄腾达", "target": "哇,我做你男秘书" }, { "source": "哇,我做你男秘书", "target": "有信心,才有未来!" }, { "source": "我要表白我要表白送我上去", "target": "跟付辛博长得好像" }, { "source": "跟付辛博长得好像", "target": "一点不像" }, { "source": "你为什么眼睛这么好看?", "target": "化妆画的" }, { "source": "化妆画的", "target": "你为什么化妆化得这么好看" }, { "source": "菌菌要去见家长了", "target": "呀!你咋知道这么多!" }, { "source": "呀!你咋知道这么多!", "target": "看你这么问肯定是要去见了呗" }, { "source": "好久不见咯", "target": "是咯。。我竟然不知道你在广州。。嘻嘻" }, { "source": "南坛有家千明", "target": "你觉得怎样" }, { "source": "你觉得怎样", "target": "从5年级开始的眼镜都在那里配的" }, { "source": "从5年级开始的眼镜都在那里配的", "target": "价钱怎样~" }, { "source": "价钱怎样~", "target": "看你选啥样的镜片咯,镜架还算好" }, { "source": "看你选啥样的镜片咯,镜架还算好", "target": "镜架款式多就行~" }, { "source": "哈哈最近真的很忙,大家一起加油", "target": "忙里偷闲我明天正式上班" }, { "source": "项链不错", "target": "重点不在项链。项链你都看过了" }, { "source": "重点不在项链。项链你都看过了", "target": "那是啥重点" }, { "source": "那是啥重点", "target": "整个人是重点。" }, { "source": "整个人是重点。", "target": "你美" }, { "source": "你美", "target": "本来就很美。哇哈哈哈。我们都很美" }, { "source": "哦对了有一个很暖心的事情想说来着你们可以很羡慕女主角我告诉你们其实我真的真的真的是想着你们亲的她哈哈哈哈哈太假了我觉得我", "target": "你以为我会相信你吗" }, { "source": "送仙女包就好了真的很想要", "target": "好主意" }, { "source": "我不开心", "target": "不开心回去发糖吃" }, { "source": "不开心回去发糖吃", "target": "啥糖" }, { "source": "啥糖", "target": "口香糖" }, { "source": "口香糖", "target": "正好我口香糖吃完了" }, { "source": "一餐的面三餐的馄饨不错", "target": "咸吗" }, { "source": "我家小胖子可爱吧", "target": "我想诱拐她" }, { "source": "我想诱拐她", "target": "你会被他的笑容融化的" }, { "source": "我能在厦门偶遇你吗", "target": "你在哪?" }, { "source": "你在哪?", "target": "老铁,哪天在白鹭洲的时候记得告诉我,我要一定看看你中文好还我中文好" }, { "source": "老铁,哪天在白鹭洲的时候记得告诉我,我要一定看看你中文好还我中文好", "target": "哈哈,好!" }, { "source": "我的网红小哥哥!", "target": "?网绿还OK" }, { "source": "鸵鸟王国么", "target": "搬你的砖去," }, { "source": "搬你的砖去,", "target": "你说你在哪呢" }, { "source": "你说你在哪呢", "target": "我说我在哪了" }, { "source": "我说我在哪了", "target": "杭州那个塘埠头" }, { "source": "杭州那个塘埠头", "target": "哪里哪里" }, { "source": "杰哥,相信自己,你不胖,树枝不会断的", "target": "什么树枝,扭曲树精吗" }, { "source": "恭喜…祝福长长久久幸福美满", "target": "来恰酒" }, { "source": "来恰酒", "target": "来啊先祝福不" }, { "source": "我来晚了,课堂上偷偷做数据", "target": "喋喋不休" }, { "source": "这鞋子舒服是舒服就是站着舒服走着老师憋脚", "target": "高跟么哪有舒服的,走着蹩脚就是不合脚了。。" }, { "source": "高跟么哪有舒服的,走着蹩脚就是不合脚了。。", "target": "码数也正好我很疑惑怎么会蹩脚" }, { "source": "码数也正好我很疑惑怎么会蹩脚", "target": "不合脚的关系。鞋模没做好" }, { "source": "不合脚的关系。鞋模没做好", "target": "还是平底舒服怎么穿都好" }, { "source": "还是平底舒服怎么穿都好", "target": "各有格的美" }, { "source": "巨巨又为你们熬了快通宵啊,不过我心甘情愿,但是你真的不能再消沉了。你知道我们查了公司,知道了那么多公司坑爹的证据,非常震惊非常担心。其实你真的要庆幸而不是落寞啊,咱出来了。能在这么坑爹的公司取得这么大的成绩,得到这么多人的真心,这说明什么,说明你、你们棒极了!!!!!!!!!!!", "target": "亲,醒了吗,我想知道啥意思。。。。。。" }, { "source": "亲,醒了吗,我想知道啥意思。。。。。。", "target": "你想知道那句话的意思?" }, { "source": "你想知道那句话的意思?", "target": "嗯,是的!" }, { "source": "我也觉得特好看,倪妮太美", "target": "一个人撑起一部剧" }, { "source": "这人好像在襄樊见过啊,姑娘哪里人?", "target": "我就襄樊的" }, { "source": "听说多肉能吃", "target": "我也听说了" }, { "source": "我也听说了", "target": "要不你试试" }, { "source": "要不你试试", "target": "哈哈挺好没毒啊" }, { "source": "能不能带上我?我单身", "target": "哈哈不用强调我已知道" }, { "source": "亲,你在哪?", "target": "颖丽宿舍啊你要过来看我么。。。==+还是我过去看你呢。。" }, { "source": "颖丽宿舍啊你要过来看我么。。。==+还是我过去看你呢。。", "target": "你在西五的哪里先,我在二楼的说" }, { "source": "你在西五的哪里先,我在二楼的说", "target": "四楼~~~" }, { "source": "四楼~~~", "target": "那你下来呗,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "今天江苏和上海的比赛那台直播,可以说下吗亲", "target": "好像没有直播,看看晚上章鱼Tv有没有" }, { "source": "好像没有直播,看看晚上章鱼Tv有没有", "target": "嗯嗯,谢谢亲爱的" }, { "source": "有鱼,有虾,有蟹阿阿阿阿我的口水……", "target": "做的怎么样?" }, { "source": "做的怎么样?", "target": "为什么三个都要放韭菜?" }, { "source": "为什么三个都要放韭菜?", "target": "好吃" }, { "source": "好吃", "target": "我想吃" }, { "source": "你喜欢冷啊,去东北,凉飕飕的,", "target": "哈哈~不要" }, { "source": "行,来啊!「琼岛春云」,到你咯", "target": "云卷云舒" }, { "source": "云卷云舒", "target": "这是成语?我读书少你别骗我。「舒眉展眼」" }, { "source": "这是成语?我读书少你别骗我。「舒眉展眼」", "target": "眼见为实" }, { "source": "希望漂亮的你。能关注我。", "target": "那是必须的" }, { "source": "可爱,最近怎么样了", "target": "大大我好想你我们什么时候再出去。。" }, { "source": "大大我好想你我们什么时候再出去。。", "target": "嗯嗯,什么时候呢,得找你们有空的一天" }, { "source": "朝花夕拾超好看", "target": "都快半年没更新了" }, { "source": "都快半年没更新了", "target": "出2了" }, { "source": "瓶子搞事情,要我艾特四爷", "target": "你可能被护妻的九儿压地上摩擦!!!" }, { "source": "六点半!我就看看我是不是最早的", "target": "不用看了,你不是" }, { "source": "卖西瓜的朋友来一下,我要和你聊聊。", "target": "你要跟那个卖西瓜的大妈聊什么?" }, { "source": "为什么要恋爱要结婚,已婚的多半过得不好", "target": "你这是受过多大的伤?!说出这样的话。" }, { "source": "你这是受过多大的伤?!说出这样的话。", "target": "没有啊,看得多了" }, { "source": "没有啊,看得多了", "target": "只有经历才能换来经验。看别人的跟自己其实又有什么关系呢。" }, { "source": "只有经历才能换来经验。看别人的跟自己其实又有什么关系呢。", "target": "我很好啦" }, { "source": "真相了,话说七珠和壮鱼不是鱼总和随侯珠吗。。哈哈哈", "target": "我以为是尾鱼。" }, { "source": "你回哪过两天我想去找你", "target": "回焦作,呵呵,我想我得重新看一遍失恋33天,当时毫无感觉" }, { "source": "回焦作,呵呵,我想我得重新看一遍失恋33天,当时毫无感觉", "target": "我想好好和你聊聊~" }, { "source": "我想好好和你聊聊~", "target": "嗯,你要回家就联系我,我一直在焦作" }, { "source": "我看粗来了!!!!!", "target": "唉……我有没有拉低你好友的整体智商水平?" }, { "source": "唉……我有没有拉低你好友的整体智商水平?", "target": "你想听真话吗?我好友中有比你智商更低的!哈哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "你想听真话吗?我好友中有比你智商更低的!哈哈哈哈!", "target": "那就还好还好还好~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈!瞬间有种好得意的感觉!!!可是得意了一下又觉得自己得意的很蠢……" }, { "source": "穿胸衣难受吗", "target": "见人就穿" }, { "source": "觉得他的生活方式是很多人理想的生活方式,只不过他能做到", "target": "生活态度很好" }, { "source": "恭喜你啊妹高考完美落幕", "target": "还不知道高考成绩呢" }, { "source": "还不知道高考成绩呢", "target": "没问题的啦" }, { "source": "没问题的啦", "target": "心虚啊" }, { "source": "课程很多,星期一,三四五几乎满课,星期六上午也有课,,作业多,还练车,累得不行咯", "target": "真的是从早到晚没休息一直上课吗????你念高三??" }, { "source": "来,约起来!", "target": "你在揭阳?" }, { "source": "浪多了", "target": "浪趴了" }, { "source": "浪趴了", "target": "浪也要注意点咯" }, { "source": "浪也要注意点咯", "target": "小浪怡情大浪伤身" }, { "source": "泡点儿绿豆水喝", "target": "有用吗?拿开水泡?" }, { "source": "有用吗?拿开水泡?", "target": "有用啊。拿开水泡,还得是沸水,泡出颜色就可以了" }, { "source": "对白真不错", "target": "还不够好我觉得" }, { "source": "晨晨", "target": "欲哭无泪" }, { "source": "傻兔兔姐姐好难受好想抱抱你", "target": "我想紧紧抱住狠命的亲" }, { "source": "我想紧紧抱住狠命的亲", "target": "一样一样滴" }, { "source": "嘻嘻今天穿旗袍", "target": "求照片" }, { "source": "求照片", "target": "太冷了等演得时候再拍" }, { "source": "自己买个小包包随时拿上嘛", "target": "早上去洗澡刚用完卡回头就想不起来放哪了我可能老年痴呆" }, { "source": "早上去洗澡刚用完卡回头就想不起来放哪了我可能老年痴呆", "target": "手机玩多了老年人" }, { "source": "第一期的大方其实有她的一篇小说叫什么末日酒店的文字很特别", "target": "是的。我看了。很喜欢" }, { "source": "是的。我看了。很喜欢", "target": "很特别的文字呢,读起来并不轻松" }, { "source": "很特别的文字呢,读起来并不轻松", "target": "就是那种感觉,很舒服。" }, { "source": "就是那种感觉,很舒服。", "target": "你的头像好怪啊" }, { "source": "幸福哇", "target": "哈幸福" }, { "source": "关注我都不和我说声,我是愿望是,世界和平", "target": "认识你真荣幸" }, { "source": "今天有更好么?可怜的孩纸,十一还得临时加班", "target": "还好昨天搞完了,终于到家了" }, { "source": "还好昨天搞完了,终于到家了", "target": "好好享受你的假期啦!" }, { "source": "我有件和你一模一样的睡衣", "target": "这么巧!我后面还有两个兔子耳朵" }, { "source": "这么巧!我后面还有两个兔子耳朵", "target": "我的那个没有你的萌就是一个简单帽子" }, { "source": "我的那个没有你的萌就是一个简单帽子", "target": "其实我买的童装大号的" }, { "source": "其实我买的童装大号的", "target": "那个巧克力的包装好美的" }, { "source": "李阳……我想和你走下去", "target": "是的,是的" }, { "source": "感觉缺一个秋皮", "target": "秋皮就是觉醒皮呀" }, { "source": "秋皮就是觉醒皮呀", "target": "因为这个吗,但我感觉也好像是春天的" }, { "source": "阿姨一脸惆怅的望着她的十八岁的姑娘…", "target": "明明二十好几了~" }, { "source": "明明二十好几了~", "target": "用眼看得肤浅,要用心看" }, { "source": "用眼看得肤浅,要用心看", "target": "啊,用心啊,用心看的话估计得三十好几了" }, { "source": "啊,用心啊,用心看的话估计得三十好几了", "target": "上帝为我遮住了帘,忘了掀开?" }, { "source": "友善换富强", "target": "我有富强,换吗?" }, { "source": "我看中两双鞋子今天选了好久,还是没买远不鸟", "target": "通常这个时候我会听天由命" }, { "source": "你什么时候回南宁呀", "target": "我早就在南宁了" }, { "source": "我早就在南宁了", "target": "你哪里回那么早噢" }, { "source": "你哪里回那么早噢", "target": "我留在桂林干嘛?" }, { "source": "我留在桂林干嘛?", "target": "在家多好~" }, { "source": "在家多好~", "target": "不觉得" }, { "source": "哔哩哔哩也找不到了,没有了", "target": "看土豆网有没有" }, { "source": "看土豆网有没有", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "口水泛滥了,房间被淹了,啊,我的小熊,不要走~", "target": "哈哈哈我们那边好像木有" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我们那边好像木有", "target": "那肿么办,快,空运回来" }, { "source": "天津离你很近但是我的心离你很近歪歪加油", "target": "第一个近应该是远吧" }, { "source": "充实的一年新一年更精彩", "target": "嗯嗯安排好时间" }, { "source": "金牛男怎么追?", "target": "给钱" }, { "source": "圣诞节啊又不是情人节!", "target": "那帮情侣能把清明节都过成情人节" }, { "source": "那帮情侣能把清明节都过成情人节", "target": "羡慕嫉妒的时候你还能点根胸毛烧着玩" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒的时候你还能点根胸毛烧着玩", "target": "哈哈哈点你头发" }, { "source": "十一点四十我受到了饥饿带来的伤害", "target": "没吃晚饭我也饿了" }, { "source": "没吃晚饭我也饿了", "target": "睡了就不饿了" }, { "source": "最爱干锅花菜~!!", "target": "对对里头要有五花肉就更" }, { "source": "对对里头要有五花肉就更", "target": "我都饿了~!" }, { "source": "我都饿了~!", "target": "哈哈哈伴着白米饭~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈伴着白米饭~", "target": "晚上回家我也做这个去!" }, { "source": "晚上回家我也做这个去!", "target": "多放辣椒" }, { "source": "给好友群发让他们把朋友圈删了就好了", "target": "后来我告诉他可以把所有好友全屏蔽掉,看来还是不如你的办法简单粗暴霸气叫嚣" }, { "source": "后来我告诉他可以把所有好友全屏蔽掉,看来还是不如你的办法简单粗暴霸气叫嚣", "target": "全屏蔽掉那刷朋友圈是为了个撒?" }, { "source": "喝酒喝酒", "target": "人生乐事" }, { "source": "家有二货欢乐多", "target": "我都快早更了" }, { "source": "你又发现什么天大的秘密了", "target": "你猜猜" }, { "source": "你猜猜", "target": "你猜我猜不猜" }, { "source": "你猜我猜不猜", "target": "你猜我猜你猜不猜" }, { "source": "你猜我猜你猜不猜", "target": "无聊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈。。。我要上班。。你早不说。。。我们同事刚请了假了。。我不能请了晚上撒", "target": "晚上下午一起打了嘛哎呀!!!" }, { "source": "晚上下午一起打了嘛哎呀!!!", "target": "来不起来不起。。你倒是瞌睡睡醒了嘛" }, { "source": "来不起来不起。。你倒是瞌睡睡醒了嘛", "target": "晚上来哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这老外看着怎么那么眼熟呢", "target": "不可能吧" }, { "source": "海边看着日落,喝着啤酒,享受生活。", "target": "嗯嗯,好期待啊" }, { "source": "牙刷。你好瘦", "target": "起来的好早。有点糟不住老。" }, { "source": "不要留给自己,请留给我,不要你不开心。", "target": "难道你就是一直默默在我背后的人" }, { "source": "难道你就是一直默默在我背后的人", "target": "是身边的人!背后有点凉..." }, { "source": "感觉你过的水深火热", "target": "是这样" }, { "source": "感冒不是说不能喝粥?", "target": "我是发烧不感冒喝粥不吃饭" }, { "source": "有蚊子吧", "target": "驱蚊水" }, { "source": "驱蚊水", "target": "你太有经验" }, { "source": "你真消瘦", "target": "好吧,我才没有你那么臃肿呢。" }, { "source": "友谊尽头", "target": "你的腿感觉比脸瘦好多" }, { "source": "你的腿感觉比脸瘦好多", "target": "不要说了胖脸没有春天行了吗!!行了吗!!!!" }, { "source": "不要说了胖脸没有春天行了吗!!行了吗!!!!", "target": "我这不是在夸你吗!" }, { "source": "我这不是在夸你吗!", "target": "夸个屁!你这是夸吗是吗!!!" }, { "source": "建议你风大的天再出门,这样你顺风走不那么累", "target": "过几天沈阳下大雨你别出门别水流太大给你直接冲到马葫芦里" }, { "source": "过几天沈阳下大雨你别出门别水流太大给你直接冲到马葫芦里", "target": "我轻,踩不坏马葫芦盖,你一脚碎一个" }, { "source": "我轻,踩不坏马葫芦盖,你一脚碎一个", "target": "住口越发放肆了" }, { "source": "妹妹周日快乐!", "target": "谢谢姐姐,昨天忙没上线,抱歉迟复!" }, { "source": "表示从开学就没见过饭卡的人对于这种事毫无压力", "target": "你更厉害" }, { "source": "能别截我家太阳那么丑么", "target": "那叫有爱" }, { "source": "艾特我是为了得奖?", "target": "我没这样伴过你吗?" }, { "source": "我没这样伴过你吗?", "target": "你是特地来提起你伤害我的过往的吗?" }, { "source": "你这个小火车", "target": "你有画面了" }, { "source": "你有画面了", "target": "不知道你在说什么我并不明白" }, { "source": "糊帅", "target": "一帅糊涂" }, { "source": "诗诗生日快乐", "target": "谢谢宝贝儿" }, { "source": "你要到西班牙去?还是英格兰?", "target": "慕尼黑" }, { "source": "慕尼黑", "target": "豁哥哥。" }, { "source": "哟这十八线小女星还有钱开工作室", "target": "人家是富二代啊" }, { "source": "人家是富二代啊", "target": "溜了溜了" }, { "source": "金刚经读好了?", "target": "那个是听书,慢慢听噻。" }, { "source": "你为啥老是喜欢拽着人家", "target": "可能不知道手往哪搁吧" }, { "source": "待生产?要等多久!!!", "target": "24小时内发出" }, { "source": "24小时内发出", "target": "好的好的!" }, { "source": "哎呦,出去玩耍了", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "有脾气来成都", "target": "是啊!怎么这次都没来成都" }, { "source": "是啊!怎么这次都没来成都", "target": "伤心" }, { "source": "所以我哥都嫌弃你了", "target": "哪有。。。你哥是爱我的" }, { "source": "哪有。。。你哥是爱我的", "target": "没有,我哥已经无视你了" }, { "source": "没有,我哥已经无视你了", "target": "切。。。他无视我就多去他眼前晃晃呗" }, { "source": "切。。。他无视我就多去他眼前晃晃呗", "target": "好啊,带上我" }, { "source": "好啊,带上我", "target": "切。。。我去哪里带你,你魔都才是好地方都不知道这只兔子啥时候才出来蹦跶,蹦跶也不会蹦跶来我大武汉了他嫌弃" }, { "source": "被举报是啥情况没试过好想试试", "target": "噗。。居然有人想要被举报....好无语" }, { "source": "噗。。居然有人想要被举报....好无语", "target": "你可别举报啊" }, { "source": "你可别举报啊", "target": "我知道..." }, { "source": "早安~我们这儿也零上了,未来一周也无雪", "target": "今年怎么这么暖和" }, { "source": "今年怎么这么暖和", "target": "不正常" }, { "source": "你这是什么字体呀", "target": "圆体的" }, { "source": "我要拍苍蝇!", "target": "刺绣蜜蜂…" }, { "source": "你周五就可以坐四个小时的车回去了,开会不超过400,我回一次就超过600了,不解释太多", "target": "我无聊啊我周五晚回去周日还要跑回来………没什么急事应该不会跑回去的" }, { "source": "我无聊啊我周五晚回去周日还要跑回来………没什么急事应该不会跑回去的", "target": "起码国庆劳动清明端午元旦你都可以回" }, { "source": "棱角分明的脸呢,去哪了,怎么越来越来越圆圆圆……", "target": "哈哈,夫妻脸" }, { "source": "我看到你了,在水果那里!!你简直简直就是来服务的", "target": "是啊残忍死了不过总是在偷懒来着" }, { "source": "是啊残忍死了不过总是在偷懒来着", "target": "去旁边玩手机,反正黑漆漆的看不到" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊,金牛好玩吗?今天你想我了吗?", "target": "没有。。。累。。。" }, { "source": "马老师一直是攻啊", "target": "我不管我不管" }, { "source": "我不管我不管", "target": "就是攻就是攻" }, { "source": "我也是……早上下雨他们还放鞭炮…真的是很倔强了", "target": "我觉得鞭炮质量不错哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不活了?你要刀还是要绳子,我帮你", "target": "没良心的、" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "差点喝吐了" }, { "source": "差点喝吐了", "target": "都是自己酿下的苦果啊" }, { "source": "都是自己酿下的苦果啊", "target": "没错,中医说我喝太多酒了,身体湿毒排不出来,所以老反复的过敏" }, { "source": "没错,中医说我喝太多酒了,身体湿毒排不出来,所以老反复的过敏", "target": "我也得戒酒了……" }, { "source": "点进去想看看你的手的", "target": "这个手很好看了" }, { "source": "我来嘛", "target": "过来撒!" }, { "source": "过来撒!", "target": "你过来" }, { "source": "志鹏哥加油", "target": "是志朋哥" }, { "source": "虹之玉长得挺快的,要多水", "target": "我就是怕浇水浇死虹之玉的母叶片。。" }, { "source": "你最近在哪里得瑟呢~", "target": "在山东嘚瑟的比较多,其馀时间在北京。你来北京也不找我" }, { "source": "在山东嘚瑟的比较多,其馀时间在北京。你来北京也不找我", "target": "我也没去啊这个月可能去你在不哈哈" }, { "source": "我也没去啊这个月可能去你在不哈哈", "target": "我20号左右应该在" }, { "source": "亲,是不是真的啊?", "target": "哈哈~520那~" }, { "source": "哈哈~520那~", "target": "哈哈,那是怎样啊???哈哈" }, { "source": "来,你过来。", "target": "等我,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这是我见过的最美夕阳肉片片", "target": "哈哈你太夸奖我了,说得我都不好意思" }, { "source": "哇塞!!!!!我们粽子又变帅好多啊!!!!哈哈哈!!!这发型!!!", "target": "等见女朋友时保准一帅小伙" }, { "source": "等见女朋友时保准一帅小伙", "target": "我感觉好久没有见到我们粽子大笑了" }, { "source": "我感觉好久没有见到我们粽子大笑了", "target": "最近粽子烦心的事情太多。。。明儿我逗他笑个" }, { "source": "哈哈哈美白精华是只能晚上用见光分解不过我好想吃你老家沙田柚", "target": "你都没吃到好好吃啊" }, { "source": "龟龟,绿帽子和你很配啊", "target": "我是真心喜欢" }, { "source": "吃东西跟眼睛有什么关系", "target": "右边是睫毛夹" }, { "source": "右边是睫毛夹", "target": "睫毛都长到眨眼了???!!!" }, { "source": "窝里离这可近,我在长治", "target": "那是多近?" }, { "source": "开封菜打包回来", "target": "大半夜的别逗我,真的好饿" }, { "source": "大半夜的别逗我,真的好饿", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "我ID了解一下", "target": "我是削笔刀,拔拔随时都可能摸一摸(喂脸呢??" }, { "source": "我是削笔刀,拔拔随时都可能摸一摸(喂脸呢??", "target": "哼可我是跟着拔拔一起创作艺术品和采集食物的谢谢" }, { "source": "新的一年肯定能找个高富帅", "target": "这个我喜欢" }, { "source": "你要怎样?不为你闺蜜感到骄傲吗", "target": "要!肯定要!" }, { "source": "上班大军出动", "target": "冲啊" }, { "source": "你开心就好,我愿意洒。", "target": "我也暖哭" }, { "source": "2018加油", "target": "我们一起加油" }, { "source": "这辈子不打算臭美了", "target": "先安心养胎吧" }, { "source": "先安心养胎吧", "target": "在这期间你变的更美了" }, { "source": "我送你药快吃", "target": "黄桃不要了?" }, { "source": "黄桃不要了?", "target": "你以后要我买的更多哼" }, { "source": "孩纸你是不是两个号!", "target": "保密" }, { "source": "保密", "target": "快说快说!" }, { "source": "以前你是以调戏青蛙为主。", "target": "我没有调戏过他真的--我就只打他" }, { "source": "我没有调戏过他真的--我就只打他", "target": "那是误传!!!!" }, { "source": "那是误传!!!!", "target": "人家只调戏你~哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我是看着你蓝发是咋没得", "target": "回忆有点伤" }, { "source": "你的私生子?", "target": "私私私。。。我没福气有这么好看的孩子" }, { "source": "私私私。。。我没福气有这么好看的孩子", "target": "指不准你以后就生了个混血小帅哥什么的" }, { "source": "看吧,我就说瘦了显老吧?表再瘦下去了,让自己努力吃胖点!", "target": "呵呵,原来如此" }, { "source": "可能你长个了崴了一下传到脑袋很久脑袋告诉它肿又传回脚", "target": "哈哈哈哈这种脑回路也就你才有" }, { "source": "放假回去要去撸她!", "target": "哈哈哈哈来吧不过最近在掉毛" }, { "source": "你回重庆啊", "target": "没有,来玩。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,终于发现一个跟我一样的。拍肩,没事儿,我后天还要加班,有没有平衡一点?", "target": "我明天搞不完的话后天也要继续的" }, { "source": "我这一晚上就没怎么睡", "target": "为啥不睡?" }, { "source": "为啥不睡?", "target": "睡不踏实!心脏跳得动静特大" }, { "source": "人生爱竹", "target": "知竹常乐" }, { "source": "丫,自己在外面要注意身体啊。赶快回去休息去。", "target": "哎呀。我们宿舍这些什么人么我都不想说。。。哈哈。你怕应该锻炼哈。病哦喝中药烦" }, { "source": "哎呀。我们宿舍这些什么人么我都不想说。。。哈哈。你怕应该锻炼哈。病哦喝中药烦", "target": "主要我不病就不病,一病就好老火,然后再加上从小就没喝过中药,啊嗲哈哈,开心最好啦。" }, { "source": "主要我不病就不病,一病就好老火,然后再加上从小就没喝过中药,啊嗲哈哈,开心最好啦。", "target": "哈哈。么你赶紧进病好哦~" }, { "source": "哈哈。么你赶紧进病好哦~", "target": "嗯呢,必须的" }, { "source": "通宵唱歌,通宵投影。三年,疯狂都给了她。", "target": "原来越是到离开越疯狂吖!" }, { "source": "我一直想问,男生的蛋蛋都是凉凉的吗?就算石更的时候也是??", "target": "是的……" }, { "source": "恭喜你", "target": "现在才看到,谢谢你的恭喜" }, { "source": "现在是你的时代。", "target": "不,是你的时代" }, { "source": "不,是你的时代", "target": "哦,是我们的时代。" }, { "source": "早安女神今天可以回家了可是下雨打雷的好忧伤", "target": "么么哒不怕有我呢我的小宝宝" }, { "source": "么么哒不怕有我呢我的小宝宝", "target": "听你这么叫我心情真是大晴天!!" }, { "source": "男朋友狠高大", "target": "这只有我一个人阿" }, { "source": "好吧好吧〜她生日我就不撵她出去了", "target": "咋滴了呢?" }, { "source": "咋滴了呢?", "target": "总惹我生气〜" }, { "source": "总惹我生气〜", "target": "嘿嘿她肯定不是故意的啦好好的哦~" }, { "source": "嘿嘿她肯定不是故意的啦好好的哦~", "target": "开玩笑的啦〜" }, { "source": "开玩笑的啦〜", "target": "再过不久就见到你两啦~" }, { "source": "同胖同胖", "target": "我胖的快溢出来了" }, { "source": "叔这裤子很拽诶。。看到没后面的图。。", "target": "哈哈~" }, { "source": "你都不回我,我讨厌你,哼,不跟你玩了。", "target": "我不讨厌你" }, { "source": "你为什么一次性买这么多", "target": "因为便宜" }, { "source": "师弟啊,生日快乐!师兄祝你福如东海长流水,寿比南山不老松,日月昌明,松鹤长春。既然都开始2了,稳重一点,动口别动手。", "target": "谢谢已经2的小董师哥" }, { "source": "谢谢已经2的小董师哥", "target": "迪迪这次居然对你师哥这么温柔的嘛?口下留情了啊" }, { "source": "我真的饿了那真的是,觉得一头牛我都可以吃下去~", "target": "吃宵夜去?求携带" }, { "source": "好喜欢这个毛衣白搭啊", "target": "我家有同款" }, { "source": "水印讨厌死咧", "target": "我家那边直接飞机呜呜的" }, { "source": "愿我的到来能让你的世界充满阳光和温暖", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "老天一定会给你遇见最好的...", "target": "等了好久,好累。。。" }, { "source": "等了好久,好累。。。", "target": "呵呵,我陪你一块等呗" }, { "source": "呵呵,我陪你一块等呗", "target": "唉,好吧,么么" }, { "source": "大风从坡上刮过", "target": "路见不平一声吼!!!吼吼!!" }, { "source": "路见不平一声吼!!!吼吼!!", "target": "该出手时就出手哇!" }, { "source": "该出手时就出手哇!", "target": "你有我有全都有啊!!!" }, { "source": "你有我有全都有啊!!!", "target": "咳咳全都有啊水里火里不回头啊" }, { "source": "咳咳全都有啊水里火里不回头啊", "target": "大王叫我来巡山呀!" }, { "source": "这种天气只是暂时的,前几天很热的。过了这周还会热起来。这两天先呆在宿舍比较好,明天有雨哦。", "target": "快快回暖吧。受不了啦。" }, { "source": "能定具体时间么?我没事就和你一起去~", "target": "我估计是要一大早去的,大概七点半到海天三路的样子" }, { "source": "我估计是要一大早去的,大概七点半到海天三路的样子", "target": "呃...这个到不了...住的地方比较远..." }, { "source": "呃...这个到不了...住的地方比较远...", "target": "嗯…好吧" }, { "source": "我今天要回家,来吃海鲜了~", "target": "恭喜呐,最同情在外拼搏的小朋友了~" }, { "source": "好经典……耐得住寂寞……哈哈", "target": "真的。。。难得住寂寞。守的住孤单才会成长" }, { "source": "你不是武汉的?", "target": "是呀是呀" }, { "source": "传家之宝", "target": "有可能啊…以后一代传一代…哈哈" }, { "source": "真的太哇塞了明年毕业也想来一场有情怀的毕业旅行!!", "target": "走一个" }, { "source": "喜欢你可比宋仲基多多了!!我以后去当医生行么", "target": "喜欢就好了别学医!!!!!学医就真的没戏了" }, { "source": "鬼地方没法呆了", "target": "走!组团回家!" }, { "source": "走!组团回家!", "target": "走走走!!" }, { "source": "走走走!!", "target": "买机票买机票" }, { "source": "嘿嘿…我们回家吧,该吃饭了", "target": "哦买嘎的……" }, { "source": "哦买嘎的……", "target": "挖咔咔…" }, { "source": "想睡觉", "target": "那就睡吧~" }, { "source": "那就睡吧~", "target": "睡不着" }, { "source": "爱吃的姑娘都会很幸福,特别容易知足,哈哈", "target": "是呀可是我不学霸没啥本事" }, { "source": "是呀可是我不学霸没啥本事", "target": "你带给大家很多温暖的美食呀" }, { "source": "你带给大家很多温暖的美食呀", "target": "谢谢妞妞鼓励" }, { "source": "劝他跟你在一起,拍了他的照就是你的人。", "target": "可以,你已经心动了。" }, { "source": "辽大银杏节?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "一直没去过,看着不错" }, { "source": "有没有什么想问我的让我过把男朋友的瘾", "target": "保护我就好" }, { "source": "来蹭姥爷的热度", "target": "心很累" }, { "source": "心很累", "target": "不怕我一米七" }, { "source": "不怕我一米七", "target": "哇真的吗!!!!好萌!" }, { "source": "学霸", "target": "伪的。" }, { "source": "我是举世好公民。。。你说的我不懂。。", "target": "一加手机听过吗" }, { "source": "一加手机听过吗", "target": "求加入、" }, { "source": "你说啥子兰?!", "target": "你认识啊?!" }, { "source": "你认识啊?!", "target": "啊!" }, { "source": "啊!", "target": "那是不是嘛。我也是今天听说的。" }, { "source": "缺个高富帅", "target": "高富帅我就不奢求了吧" }, { "source": "有没有口红小样的代购?", "target": "没有小样的" }, { "source": "你应该庆幸你今天没回来哦多活了一天", "target": "我回去了会怎么样呢?嗯?" }, { "source": "夜深了,看看看友友", "target": "欢迎你" }, { "source": "蛋啊,大妈咋看着都成片汤了呢,还能销出去吗?", "target": "煮的特别不赖!" }, { "source": "忽然想起了鬼怪,他们好像去了一家跟这个很像的店", "target": "就是这家店" }, { "source": "就是这家店", "target": "哇哦" }, { "source": "开创无数新话题的女孩子", "target": "就不是仙女辣?" }, { "source": "就不是仙女辣?", "target": "加油不哭总会是的" }, { "source": "没事没事!你是最棒的!加油!", "target": "摔倒是最棒的吗?“天才”的逻辑真难懂" }, { "source": "辛苦啦!树荫下躲躲大太阳", "target": "那真是辛苦你啦!" }, { "source": "亲!我应该说你眼睛有问题还是语文没过关呢!", "target": "村姑." }, { "source": "村姑.", "target": "唉呀玛呀!是女的啊!" }, { "source": "唉呀玛呀!是女的啊!", "target": "你想表达你是男的吗。。。" }, { "source": "您还单方面喜欢赵丽颖吗?", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你要笑死我吗" }, { "source": "你理解不了的东西多了去了,骨架大的人才容易看着瘦,你以为都像你一样是个肉球儿么", "target": "所以干嘛要找自己的理想型,找不到找不到找不到" }, { "source": "所以干嘛要找自己的理想型,找不到找不到找不到", "target": "话说你就没想过那天你给我看那妹子照片儿时你男朋友为什么那么激动的说不行?" }, { "source": "话说你就没想过那天你给我看那妹子照片儿时你男朋友为什么那么激动的说不行?", "target": "人家真的不明白耶,这是为什么呢,拜托告诉人家啦" }, { "source": "再赞你一次!", "target": "嘻嘻再爱你一次" }, { "source": "能不能做点适合矮的", "target": "难道长得矮的人有错吗" }, { "source": "今天来北京呀~", "target": "你也在北京啊?" }, { "source": "晚上好!", "target": "晚上好!" }, { "source": "晚上好!", "target": "穿得很暖和啊" }, { "source": "穿得很暖和啊", "target": "俺怕冷呀穿的暖暖的" }, { "source": "俺怕冷呀穿的暖暖的", "target": "我懂" }, { "source": "我懂", "target": "今天温度相差很大哦" }, { "source": "今天温度相差很大哦", "target": "是的,白天暖和,晚上早晨很冷,你注意保暖!" }, { "source": "是的,白天暖和,晚上早晨很冷,你注意保暖!", "target": "俺早上六点多要起床伤不起呀" }, { "source": "俺早上六点多要起床伤不起呀", "target": "真可怜" }, { "source": "真可怜", "target": "认真工作,充实的生活让人踏实" }, { "source": "认真工作,充实的生活让人踏实", "target": "坚持坚持,马上就到寒假了!" }, { "source": "坚持坚持,马上就到寒假了!", "target": "9494" }, { "source": "9494", "target": "加油!" }, { "source": "加油!", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "谢谢!", "target": "不客气,一起努力!" }, { "source": "才打完迷你麻将困死我了", "target": "自己作嘛!我都心痛你的眼睛" }, { "source": "记得做个好梦,好吧", "target": "好,好梦" }, { "source": "啥时候画个我啊", "target": "等俺技艺高超的时候~" }, { "source": "等俺技艺高超的时候~", "target": "那我再也得不到画啦" }, { "source": "成老板你现在干嘛啊", "target": "在家休息~" }, { "source": "在家休息~", "target": "好巧我也是233333" }, { "source": "好巧我也是233333", "target": ",我8月17号就要去幼儿园工作啦" }, { "source": "哈哈辛苦你看啦我是蓓蓓!你也要开开心心啦", "target": "额……你会原谅我那一秒错看你成某人的美丽误会的…吧…" }, { "source": "你恋爱了", "target": "是失了" }, { "source": "是失了", "target": "没事,再找!" }, { "source": "小猪", "target": "早起的动力是小猪什么" }, { "source": "早起的动力是小猪什么", "target": "可惜没会员" }, { "source": "脱离英语课好多年", "target": "说多了都是泪" }, { "source": "泡菜无疑!!!", "target": "自己一个人可以吃几份呢?" }, { "source": "自己一个人可以吃几份呢?", "target": "战斗力不足,一份" }, { "source": "战斗力不足,一份", "target": "你是小鸟胃吗?" }, { "source": "你昨天的生日么", "target": "不是不是。。。是我追的一个剧三周年了" }, { "source": "不是不是。。。是我追的一个剧三周年了", "target": "我就没看懂" }, { "source": "我就没看懂", "target": "哈哈哈前言不搭后语的我" }, { "source": "哈哈哈前言不搭后语的我", "target": "哈哈,我还考虑了一番" }, { "source": "你现在在老家?不上班了?", "target": "济源是我老家吗" }, { "source": "现在手机上哪里可以看还珠格格啊", "target": "优酷可以啊" }, { "source": "有这功夫有这劳动力去搬砖都能赚到了", "target": "唉,感觉好麻烦。收废品都比这个轻松。。" }, { "source": "别怕,抱紧我", "target": "可如今呢" }, { "source": "嫌字丑,不敢晒?", "target": "师弟跟我说的时候我以为你准备寄零食给我挽回友谊,没想到是明信片。" }, { "source": "嘿,送你一尊金佛。", "target": "拿来" }, { "source": "拿来", "target": "过来拿" }, { "source": "过来拿", "target": "你拿来" }, { "source": "难得见你卖一回萌", "target": "我经常卖萌啊,因为本来就萌" }, { "source": "我经常卖萌啊,因为本来就萌", "target": "你到底是谁!" }, { "source": "你到底是谁!", "target": "我就是我不一样的烟火" }, { "source": "我就是我不一样的烟火", "target": "羞羞" }, { "source": "在外要注意身体哦,自己照顾好自己", "target": "哎,各种压力各种慌" }, { "source": "好基友一起走", "target": "你这是给彩礼嘛" }, { "source": "要做红菜汤了?", "target": "是啊。" }, { "source": "希望你天天都心情美好", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "偶尔享受下慢生活真是好啊。。和尚", "target": "你能吃素?" }, { "source": "中秋快乐哦!", "target": "你也是哦" }, { "source": "生日快乐啊,", "target": "老了" }, { "source": "我一直都不用人提醒", "target": "怕冷我是真佩服你,毕竟夏天也能垫电热毯" }, { "source": "怕冷我是真佩服你,毕竟夏天也能垫电热毯", "target": "我哪有啊,不用电热毯好几年了" }, { "source": "你说你要做家教啊", "target": "学生都没有招到人家刚开业" }, { "source": "学生都没有招到人家刚开业", "target": "醉了,你去有学生的家教中心啊" }, { "source": "醉了,你去有学生的家教中心啊", "target": "内心啊" }, { "source": "长的真像你", "target": "额我觉得特像你啊" }, { "source": "额我觉得特像你啊", "target": "哎呦,这话说的,感觉我们两个基情有些重啊" }, { "source": "哎呦,这话说的,感觉我们两个基情有些重啊", "target": "别装了咱两的感情一直很好的嘛" }, { "source": "值得一赞呀!", "target": "谢谢大姐" }, { "source": "谢谢大姐", "target": "朋友不客气!晚安安!" }, { "source": "哇我要去关注你的歌单了!", "target": "口味才刚刚开始养成" }, { "source": "本来就不瘦鼓起脸更瘦了", "target": "就你瘦" }, { "source": "武老师,有些人你是叫不醒的", "target": "为什么要叫醒,自生自灭就好" }, { "source": "我对漫画没什么感觉,就是觉得就是里面的人物就特别是男的就很帅", "target": "你够了" }, { "source": "送我一台IPHONE5", "target": "你好~不是本人" }, { "source": "你好~不是本人", "target": "骗人" }, { "source": "看过了,我爸那时候超帅,看起来差不多20岁的样子,我妈也好年轻。岁月是把杀猪刀", "target": "哎呀呀,这才发现我们都大了" }, { "source": "哎呀呀,这才发现我们都大了", "target": "一直在长大,我心态也都开始老了,只是我还是时刻告诉自己,我很年轻" }, { "source": "咋了姑娘...", "target": "没事,快来点飘酿衣服来治愈吧!" }, { "source": "没事,快来点飘酿衣服来治愈吧!", "target": "哈哈必须滴" }, { "source": "哈哈必须滴", "target": "你帮我发了吗,嘿" }, { "source": "你帮我发了吗,嘿", "target": "明天发今天我们这边快递过不来呜呜打雷刮大风" }, { "source": "明天发今天我们这边快递过不来呜呜打雷刮大风", "target": "嗯!好。不如下次找你代购饼干嘻嘻。" }, { "source": "嗯!好。不如下次找你代购饼干嘻嘻。", "target": "哈哈不用每次我都会拿点给你吃哈哈" }, { "source": "我觉得新欢比较重要", "target": "去吧~" }, { "source": "被偏爱的都有恃无恐", "target": "谁被偏爱了" }, { "source": "谁被偏爱了", "target": "大勋呐,我们都偏爱他,导致他如此膨胀" }, { "source": "北上", "target": "唉,我也不知道该怎么办了" }, { "source": "发对象了啊,发对象了啊,发对象了啊", "target": "但是快点发呀" }, { "source": "但是快点发呀", "target": "给你" }, { "source": "你每天咋个上班", "target": "坐别人的车" }, { "source": "我想请问一下。这个案子12月10号会网络直播吗", "target": "我也想问" }, { "source": "姐姐你的腹肌太帅了!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "过自己想要的生活,很棒的", "target": "嗯!还需加油变成理想的样子" }, { "source": "夏天么电费多一点很正常啊要对自己好一点宁愿多出点电费也不能热死", "target": "是啊但是我有个好伙伴得了空调病就是闭汗症一个多星期都没能吹空调还每天看病。。" }, { "source": "是啊但是我有个好伙伴得了空调病就是闭汗症一个多星期都没能吹空调还每天看病。。", "target": "闭汗症是什么啊不知道啊" }, { "source": "闭汗症是什么啊不知道啊", "target": "我先前也不知道后来才知道就是空调吹多了然后毛孔什么堵塞吧之类的就是会瞎流汗不动也不停的流汗。。" }, { "source": "你好哇", "target": "我滴龟龟就我看不懂" }, { "source": "我滴龟龟就我看不懂", "target": "多看书" }, { "source": "我最讨厌的节就是过年,总觉得自己是碍眼的", "target": "哈哈抱抱我也觉得自己好碍眼不知道该把自己放在哪里是吧除了妈妈找不到亲人了觉得格格不入把自己圈在外面很难过对吧" }, { "source": "哈哈抱抱我也觉得自己好碍眼不知道该把自己放在哪里是吧除了妈妈找不到亲人了觉得格格不入把自己圈在外面很难过对吧", "target": "是啊都是自己的问题其实自己把自己封锁起来了" }, { "source": "你怎么跑海淀去了", "target": "敢问足疗哪家强,海淀街口找小杨" }, { "source": "敢问足疗哪家强,海淀街口找小杨", "target": "还以为你会成为金融大亨,原来去当足疗小弟去了,出息!" }, { "source": "还以为你会成为金融大亨,原来去当足疗小弟去了,出息!", "target": "哈哈哈呸,明天我就签到三里屯" }, { "source": "哈哈哈呸,明天我就签到三里屯", "target": "我明天一天坐标建国门,还不来请我吃顿饭" }, { "source": "我明天一天坐标建国门,还不来请我吃顿饭", "target": "刚交了房租,买了被子,买了地铁卡,能不能下个月发工资了吃" }, { "source": "刚交了房租,买了被子,买了地铁卡,能不能下个月发工资了吃", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "没问题", "target": "等我!!" }, { "source": "等我!!", "target": "好嘞!" }, { "source": "你会不会幸福的晕倒", "target": "不会他俩不合适..." }, { "source": "路透社是哪个媒体?", "target": "喜欢蹲在路边给人剧透的社团" }, { "source": "大蜘蛛", "target": "小短腿" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "会的!" }, { "source": "学姐文化人", "target": "学长过奖了" }, { "source": "心情不愉快了", "target": "不是放假么2594" }, { "source": "不是放假么2594", "target": "2594今天没人约心情不好" }, { "source": "同学同学,你经历过绝望吗", "target": "经历过正在经历" }, { "source": "我吃不胖的", "target": "真的吗,我也是耶" }, { "source": "你要爆炸", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "来吧我洗干净了", "target": "全都洗干净了吗" }, { "source": "全都洗干净了吗", "target": "咦!" }, { "source": "你好…", "target": "不好…" }, { "source": "不好…", "target": "好好说" }, { "source": "好好说", "target": "说好好" }, { "source": "说好好", "target": "没劲就不能装不认识么" }, { "source": "没劲就不能装不认识么", "target": "你好,可以…认识下吗" }, { "source": "洪湖阴气太重+1昨天去洪湖玩还想去你宿舍瞅瞅呢", "target": "那咋不来顺便帮我驱赶阴气!" }, { "source": "肖申克的救赎?", "target": "是的'" }, { "source": "是的'", "target": "经典啊,重温吗" }, { "source": "店里有人", "target": "我又没要求你现在" }, { "source": "我又没要求你现在", "target": "他们没那么快回家、每次我都不喜欢他们、坐很久才回去" }, { "source": "他们没那么快回家、每次我都不喜欢他们、坐很久才回去", "target": "十二点能走嘛?" }, { "source": "十二点能走嘛?", "target": "估计那时候我下班、冲凉" }, { "source": "估计那时候我下班、冲凉", "target": "我可以等" }, { "source": "我可以等", "target": "啥事吖、、要等" }, { "source": "啥事吖、、要等", "target": "想你" }, { "source": "想你", "target": "现在不是在聊了么" }, { "source": "现在不是在聊了么", "target": "我想听你声音" }, { "source": "我想听你声音", "target": "我尽量说一句" }, { "source": "我尽量说一句", "target": "恩我等你" }, { "source": "恩我等你", "target": "还是别等哈" }, { "source": "带项目了吗?", "target": "那倒没有哦" }, { "source": "你现在是在干啥子啊", "target": "现在在开公司。" }, { "source": "现在在开公司。", "target": "哇,这么厉害!啥公司啊" }, { "source": "只想知道那位男神长什么样", "target": "不我要和你说正事周五约吗" }, { "source": "不我要和你说正事周五约吗", "target": "周末可以约" }, { "source": "楠楠加油", "target": "好的!沾沾你的喜气" }, { "source": "请问要门票吗", "target": "不要,只是各别项目要" }, { "source": "妳怎没去拜阿哲啊!别错过好机会啊!当他徒弟一定红的。", "target": "还是别了,万一阿哲捧不起来还得背锅" }, { "source": "无辜的小眼神儿………", "target": "这都被你发现了" }, { "source": "丢u盘的是其其?捡u盘的是智旻?偷看到的是其其?智旻该要悄悄去抢了吧", "target": "偷看到的是旻旻" }, { "source": "偷看到的是旻旻", "target": "这个香艳场面不行我要再看一次" }, { "source": "今天我们出去吃了〜", "target": "不错啊,你们知道出门了。。。" }, { "source": "不错啊,你们知道出门了。。。", "target": "因为旁边木有吃的了" }, { "source": "因为旁边木有吃的了", "target": "就是嘛,吃饭还是应该好好吃的" }, { "source": "就是嘛,吃饭还是应该好好吃的", "target": "能吃饱就好〜" }, { "source": "能吃饱就好〜", "target": "那你现在饿不?" }, { "source": "那你现在饿不?", "target": "一点也不饿" }, { "source": "一点也不饿", "target": "我为了晚上不饿,睡前都加餐,,,你们不会现在还练琴吧,,," }, { "source": "我为了晚上不饿,睡前都加餐,,,你们不会现在还练琴吧,,,", "target": "睡前加餐...不消化的亲,还不如饿着" }, { "source": "睡前加餐...不消化的亲,还不如饿着", "target": "饿着会睡不着的,而且会瘦的。。" }, { "source": "女生为嘛会主动联系前男友", "target": "看到他落魄潦倒的样子,就安心了" }, { "source": "小县城没有首映!好着急!!!", "target": "你还可以过几天看到像我这种不在国内的" }, { "source": "你还可以过几天看到像我这种不在国内的", "target": "+1" }, { "source": "我全餐的蛋煎老了不灵的", "target": "我手抖盐撒多了" }, { "source": "我手抖盐撒多了", "target": "我现在对撒盐可以说是很有经验了" }, { "source": "我现在对撒盐可以说是很有经验了", "target": "看着白花花的一坨整个人都傻掉了" }, { "source": "昨天生日嘛!祝老婆生日快乐", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "快求点写!", "target": "写不粗来来了自己去耍" }, { "source": "你又被表白啦?", "target": "从来没有过!" }, { "source": "晚上好!", "target": "高兴又见好友!晚上好!周末愉快~" }, { "source": "感觉交警处理事故都这样的嘛,怎么解决快就怎么来。。", "target": "我们就一头雾水不知道搞什么" }, { "source": "爆照狂魔你好", "target": "还有就是为什么别人发照片你就不这么说其他人呢就喜欢黑我" }, { "source": "还有就是为什么别人发照片你就不这么说其他人呢就喜欢黑我", "target": "看得起你才黑你哇" }, { "source": "我就知道考雅思的时候看到了你", "target": "你考了多少" }, { "source": "你考了多少", "target": "6分" }, { "source": "6分", "target": "厉害啊" }, { "source": "厉害啊", "target": "不算特好我觉着嘿。你啦。你怎么样。是要去哪里阿考雅思" }, { "source": "不算特好我觉着嘿。你啦。你怎么样。是要去哪里阿考雅思", "target": "明年吧。。去悉尼" }, { "source": "明年吧。。去悉尼", "target": "噢噢噢噢。加油嘿" }, { "source": "那黑黑的一团是什么", "target": "我看得到" }, { "source": "我难受列", "target": "我也难受哦。唉。" }, { "source": "辛苦你了还是早点休息吧", "target": "不行,我睡不着。。。。还有论文没写" }, { "source": "生日莫嚣张,嚣张遭雷劈。", "target": "泥煤,过几天就去买360" }, { "source": "泥煤,过几天就去买360", "target": "无视…继续鲶鱼墨水。" }, { "source": "今天吃了山西油泼面", "target": "哇哦油泼面也是巨好吃哎原来在天津因为做错车去了一个荒郊野岭的不知道是哪儿的哪儿吃了个路边的油泼面巨好吃哎尊的是巨巨巨好吃哎" }, { "source": "醒醒酒", "target": "你换手机了?" }, { "source": "前提是得每年给生日礼物!", "target": "哪年少下了" }, { "source": "我天你好瘦啊羡慕", "target": "额……羡慕壮的" }, { "source": "敷完面膜碎个美美的觉,不被打扰,双眼睁开太阳当空照,这也是极好滴", "target": "嘿嘿,是滴,晚安啦小夕" }, { "source": "你搞清楚,你不艾特我,我会知道你的存在?", "target": "你知不知道无所谓,我就是觉得她不配设陈列室" }, { "source": "你知不知道无所谓,我就是觉得她不配设陈列室", "target": "这个陈列室各有各的看法,不做表态我的第一句回复层主的意思从来没往陈列室上说" }, { "source": "这个陈列室各有各的看法,不做表态我的第一句回复层主的意思从来没往陈列室上说", "target": "是你理解错误" }, { "source": "又默默的发狗粮", "target": "记录而已,你和狗蛋爸应该有好多可以洒的吧。" }, { "source": "懒床的第47分钟", "target": "还不速速起床?" }, { "source": "早啦93", "target": "早啊" }, { "source": "室内养是不是长虫的概率会低?", "target": "确实,但也不是万无一失" }, { "source": "小黛姐已经在酝酿新菜啦,哈哈,对啦,姐姐,在帮我查下北京飞厦门中下旬的机票咯,好像开始涨了", "target": "没涨啊...我现在看看..." }, { "source": "没涨啊...我现在看看...", "target": "我酷讯看的时候发现涨了" }, { "source": "有钱", "target": "贫穷让我无法入睡" }, { "source": "贫穷让我无法入睡", "target": "还是厉害" }, { "source": "黑枸杞啊,奢侈了", "target": "老了,要补补了。" }, { "source": "我想问,你很黑!我看到你腿的皮肤了!", "target": "本来就很黑。。" }, { "source": "一起去假的大学了", "target": "想复读~" }, { "source": "想复读~", "target": "我们学校不招复读生了" }, { "source": "我们学校不招复读生了", "target": "不是吧" }, { "source": "不是吧", "target": "还是回家养猪实在" }, { "source": "还是回家养猪实在", "target": "工地搬砖" }, { "source": "工地搬砖", "target": "搬砖太累了养猪的话还可以饿了就来一头" }, { "source": "搬砖太累了养猪的话还可以饿了就来一头", "target": "你吃猪肉直接吃吗" }, { "source": "你吃猪肉直接吃吗", "target": "可以试试" }, { "source": "一个这儿。一个刘峰被人打的时候。太揪心", "target": "嗯哪,我……心痛!" }, { "source": "直接怼他,说“啊?不好意思我真的玻璃心受不了这样,以后不要发类似的话噢。我以为你在说我”", "target": "那他会这样发“你以为的关我屁事怪我咯我又没说你你自己对号入座”" }, { "source": "我又要回去了", "target": "回来吧" }, { "source": "回来吧", "target": "想到安和桥的歌词你回家吧我在等你啊" }, { "source": "想到安和桥的歌词你回家吧我在等你啊", "target": "以前很少听民谣这两天仔细听了听真的是不错啊" }, { "source": "喜不喜欢我", "target": "她爱的是我" }, { "source": "一起游泳那个?", "target": "是呢!" }, { "source": "是呢!", "target": "现在头发好长!" }, { "source": "什么时候再来广州?", "target": "不知道呢,下次去再找你,太不凑巧了,你正好被台风误点" }, { "source": "你要做第二个执着于我是83年的人吗。。", "target": "什么意思哈哈怎么样算执着" }, { "source": "什么意思哈哈怎么样算执着", "target": "没什么" }, { "source": "希望早日康复吧,溢姐你还是要注意身体!", "target": "恩好谢谢关心哈" }, { "source": "又单身了!酷!", "target": "哥这叫静待有缘人。" }, { "source": "哥这叫静待有缘人。", "target": "又有大师点化你了" }, { "source": "不懂撒娇的女人", "target": "好看不" }, { "source": "目测身高176", "target": "论角度的重要性" }, { "source": "那么问题来了洛圣都的紫水水在哪里", "target": "没喝过" }, { "source": "我们结婚差两天,我娃都五个月啦", "target": "现在大家都让我生孩子" }, { "source": "魅力冻人", "target": "有点冻" }, { "source": "网龄多少?", "target": "江西移动和我信" }, { "source": "江西移动和我信", "target": "没用过和我信" }, { "source": "多的都可以换敬业,求敬业求敬业", "target": "我有敬业换个友善" }, { "source": "我有敬业换个友善", "target": "还有敬业吗?" }, { "source": "还有敬业吗?", "target": "有爱国" }, { "source": "来了也不跟我说", "target": "跟我闺蜜逛街还得找你汇报不成?" }, { "source": "跟我闺蜜逛街还得找你汇报不成?", "target": "聊不下去了" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "呜啊" }, { "source": "就像真正的友情不是两个人总有说不完的话,而是就算两个人一直不说话,场面也不会尴尬一样。", "target": "很棒" }, { "source": "我知道我特别可爱", "target": "比你的仓鼠可爱" }, { "source": "比你的仓鼠可爱", "target": "可见一斑" }, { "source": "这猫好看", "target": "哈哈领养的" }, { "source": "哈哈领养的", "target": "!多大领来的?" }, { "source": "!多大领来的?", "target": "小奶猫的时候呀,现在才六个月" }, { "source": "小奶猫的时候呀,现在才六个月", "target": "好棒啊,哪里有领养的地方,我都不懂这个,有什么具体程序么" }, { "source": "好棒啊,哪里有领养的地方,我都不懂这个,有什么具体程序么", "target": "就是小区的救助站,我舅妈领养的,手续啥的我也不懂" }, { "source": "我都染黑两次了现在又想染黄", "target": "我也想染…但是我要忍…我现在就是为了以后有黑长直的健康头发阿" }, { "source": "我也想染…但是我要忍…我现在就是为了以后有黑长直的健康头发阿", "target": "别染染黑了再想染其他颜色就要漂那更伤" }, { "source": "小冰大人驾到,闲人快闪开,吼吼~", "target": "你整个人都感觉不好了吧?" }, { "source": "你整个人都感觉不好了吧?", "target": "是吧是吧!不好很久了!" }, { "source": "他开心就是因为我们…哈哈…其中我占的比例稍微多些…", "target": "哈哈··你男朋友要吃醋的" }, { "source": "易烊千玺", "target": "最萌的你" }, { "source": "有没有人想和我来一盘五子棋或者象棋都不是我强项", "target": "来啊,五子棋" }, { "source": "衣服上的花很不错嘛", "target": "嗯啊!刺绣的松树枝,松球,松鼠等" }, { "source": "嗯啊!刺绣的松树枝,松球,松鼠等", "target": "啥牌?" }, { "source": "啥牌?", "target": "原创品牌的" }, { "source": "求资源", "target": "大哥一看就是老实人,什么资源说吧,满足你" }, { "source": "大哥一看就是老实人,什么资源说吧,满足你", "target": "多啦a梦全集,能搞一份不" }, { "source": "这都是误解啦因为不沟通造成的隔阂和不理解欢迎你来新疆玩会发现很多美好改变很多想法。", "target": "咦,你是新疆的吗?" }, { "source": "咦,你是新疆的吗?", "target": "是的!正宗如假包换。" }, { "source": "你教中文教傻了,你把英语忘记了", "target": "好吧,有时间去看看想想,安了安了" }, { "source": "好吧,有时间去看看想想,安了安了", "target": "把英语快点提髙,要不你换工作没望了" }, { "source": "6A是不是就是地铁", "target": "城际市域快轨型动车组" }, { "source": "城际市域快轨型动车组", "target": "记得以前看过图,似乎连卫生间都没有" }, { "source": "记得以前看过图,似乎连卫生间都没有", "target": "有卫生间" }, { "source": "你家诗诗结婚了。", "target": "哎~结吧结吧~眼瞎没救" }, { "source": "看着很不错的遮阳伞,五一小长假就是需要一个这样的伞才能够安心的出去玩啊,感觉买一把", "target": "就是这么拽" }, { "source": "长腿还那么瘦.羡慕加嫉妒", "target": "没事没事瘦可以自己控制的" }, { "source": "每次丢人丢到国外去………唉………很可悲", "target": "素质哇……" }, { "source": "你有没有VANS的卡贴可以车上的?", "target": "车牌的吗?这些小贴纸你觉得可以吗?" }, { "source": "你想表达你恋爱了对吗", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "你稀饭啊?别不好意思!", "target": "偶一般,偶知道二师兄稀饭" }, { "source": "偶一般,偶知道二师兄稀饭", "target": "别谦虚了" }, { "source": "总有相见时", "target": "但愿" }, { "source": "曙光在前头~", "target": "希望就在前方" }, { "source": "硬撑,喝醉,找他,后悔,硬撑", "target": "两年" }, { "source": "高考加油", "target": "谢谢你,我要考985" }, { "source": "忙了一天累死", "target": "网络打不开资料全没了" }, { "source": "网络打不开资料全没了", "target": "啥情况啊" }, { "source": "啥情况啊", "target": "不知道怎么了" }, { "source": "不知道怎么了", "target": "你先重启试试" }, { "source": "你先重启试试", "target": "试了几次了" }, { "source": "试了几次了", "target": "过会儿再试试,关机时间长些" }, { "source": "过会儿再试试,关机时间长些", "target": "手机不能玩勒" }, { "source": "手机不能玩勒", "target": "吃饭的时候关机" }, { "source": "吃饭的时候关机", "target": "也是哦" }, { "source": "我更想见见前任", "target": "哥。珍惜眼前人。过去的就当作是回忆" }, { "source": "哥。珍惜眼前人。过去的就当作是回忆", "target": "我现在又没有现任,想想前任也不行啊?" }, { "source": "我现在又没有现任,想想前任也不行啊?", "target": "可以啊!回忆是美好的" }, { "source": "早安,光吃一个鸡蛋可能不够哦,搭配一碗粥更好哦", "target": "好的,明天搭配粥吃" }, { "source": "瘦什么瘦", "target": "瘦瘦更健康" }, { "source": "兄你这是鲸鱼。。。呵女人", "target": "假装看不出来" }, { "source": "假装看不出来", "target": "抱歉这位女士首先我不瞎" }, { "source": "抱歉这位女士首先我不瞎", "target": "那需要我帮忙吗" }, { "source": "那需要我帮忙吗", "target": "不不了吧" }, { "source": "但未婚夫还在", "target": "我就只有你了" }, { "source": "水果安逸~", "target": "你去了保准肚子给你撑死" }, { "source": "你去了保准肚子给你撑死", "target": "可以有" }, { "source": "那今晚打算背完再睡吗", "target": "还剩两节,12点前要背完" }, { "source": "还剩两节,12点前要背完", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "我喜欢车里那张,好美", "target": "那张我这回竟然没放" }, { "source": "那张我这回竟然没放", "target": "嘿嘿嘿,我看到过就好了" }, { "source": "又不找我吃", "target": "想你虽然没啥手信还是带了点零食给你的" }, { "source": "想你虽然没啥手信还是带了点零食给你的", "target": "所以啥时候约" }, { "source": "所以啥时候约", "target": "这周末?但我现在55.5了不敢见人哎" }, { "source": "这周末?但我现在55.5了不敢见人哎", "target": "才55.5,而且我还有不敢见的这一说?这个周末是好机会哦" }, { "source": "才55.5,而且我还有不敢见的这一说?这个周末是好机会哦", "target": "可以哦" }, { "source": "懒都懒的漂亮啊亲哈哈", "target": "真的太懒了" }, { "source": "爱情真伟大", "target": "我怕她太想我,所以先回来了。" }, { "source": "网红姬秋丽现身~", "target": "这就网红了" }, { "source": "这就网红了", "target": "我已经被它攻陷了" }, { "source": "我是你最佳人选!!", "target": "我昨晚上梦到你了。。妖怪" }, { "source": "你说你能干个撒,这个大的人了!!!", "target": "我除了疼还能干撒" }, { "source": "有口福噢", "target": "是呀朋友都太好了" }, { "source": "下雪了?", "target": "是啊是啊昨夜里下雪了怎么也有中雪的样子你到哪儿啦一路平安啊" }, { "source": "昨天四点多才睡着。", "target": "继续睡。我去打针了" }, { "source": "继续睡。我去打针了", "target": "睡不了了有事,去哪打针?" }, { "source": "睡不了了有事,去哪打针?", "target": "医院" }, { "source": "你过来", "target": "自己动" }, { "source": "偶赶紧剪头发去。", "target": "哈哈。。。不晚,这个可以有" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "还以为被翻牌儿了" }, { "source": "要把媳妇儿带回家吗", "target": "是的,晚上能送过来,我以为绝育前找不到了呢我太开心了" }, { "source": "是的,晚上能送过来,我以为绝育前找不到了呢我太开心了", "target": "哇哦,恭喜恭喜" }, { "source": "好吧~你同学认得我?", "target": "我们在打赌多不多男生吃饭带纸巾,她第一眼就看到你们了,然后说那边就没带的。我一看过去,原来是师兄耶。" }, { "source": "你没有刘海好美喔", "target": "所以留个刘海遮一下美" }, { "source": "周末愉快。", "target": "天天好心情" }, { "source": "下去她媳妇送一个给你怎样", "target": "确定明天走了吧" }, { "source": "说好不加班的呢", "target": "我也不想啊" }, { "source": "米粉不好消化。。我老了,睡了", "target": "睡吧晚安噢,么么哒!" }, { "source": "睡吧晚安噢,么么哒!", "target": "还没睡呢" }, { "source": "还没睡呢", "target": "我在看海贼王。刚回宿舍不久噢,哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "突然觉得很可怕,虽然技术上来讲确实是个突破。一个猴子看着跟自己长得一样的猴子感觉如何,那人呢?看到和自己长得一样的人……", "target": "猴子不一定会有这种意识吧" }, { "source": "新年快乐仙女!", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "想你哥就不饿了", "target": "好想好想啊,昨天见他饭都没吃。今天运动会又没吃,饿死了都要。多么想明天再去见一见他啊!不然下次都不知道他什么时候才能来这冷宫了。" }, { "source": "好想好想啊,昨天见他饭都没吃。今天运动会又没吃,饿死了都要。多么想明天再去见一见他啊!不然下次都不知道他什么时候才能来这冷宫了。", "target": "我期待他来长沙快本" }, { "source": "我期待他来长沙快本", "target": "到时候就各种羡慕嫉妒恨。。" }, { "source": "挺早啊,小二弟", "target": "八点半相当于地方时的五点四十" }, { "source": "八点半相当于地方时的五点四十", "target": "你快正常时差了,哈哈" }, { "source": "你问我滋词不滋词你我说滋词我不滋词你滋词谁", "target": "喔,你要给我买糖吃啊。" }, { "source": "喔,你要给我买糖吃啊。", "target": "对牙齿不好啊" }, { "source": "感冒了怎么办....吹空调吹感冒的那种", "target": "空调关了出去跑步" }, { "source": "有请路比仔为大家上台听写八三拍的无线小节节奏,大家鼓掌欢迎!", "target": "你应该请我们吃好吃的" }, { "source": "我是想打磕睡的一类,哈哈", "target": "熊猫的朝气都留在睡梦中了," }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "下午好哟…" }, { "source": "让他送礼物给你", "target": "你帮我要吧,我不好意思。" }, { "source": "你帮我要吧,我不好意思。", "target": "有什么不好意思的啊,他应该做的。" }, { "source": "你要记得你是理科生", "target": "理科生怎么了" }, { "source": "女儿,说好的七月是安生的呢!?", "target": "有一种爱叫手放开" }, { "source": "有一种爱叫手放开", "target": "哈哈哈扎心了老铁" }, { "source": "我这老热了,哎烦死我了", "target": "日日找你去了?" }, { "source": "日日找你去了?", "target": "没有啊~" }, { "source": "为什么只拍左脸", "target": "因为右手拿手机方便。" }, { "source": "壕!请问怎么才能出六星?我的商店只见过五星", "target": "等级高了就有6星了" }, { "source": "等级高了就有6星了", "target": "原来这样!谢谢~" }, { "source": "昨天还和室友说想吃炸火腿肠,结果今天看到了", "target": "哈哈,满足了你吧" }, { "source": "我之前那个男人就整天在家玩这个游戏,也不上班!", "target": "这游戏玩的是情怀,哈哈。陷进去就不好了。" }, { "source": "你头发很多吧", "target": "很少啊,越掉越少" }, { "source": "很少啊,越掉越少", "target": "还好你的头发蓬,看不出少" }, { "source": "还好你的头发蓬,看不出少", "target": "烫发就是要这种感觉,才不会觉得头发少" }, { "source": "谁喜欢我唱歌", "target": "我只听到你破音" }, { "source": "这就是你偷明信片的理由?", "target": "我是光明正大拿的" }, { "source": "爱国换和谐友善啊", "target": "我有爱国要和谐" }, { "source": "你好,我也挺喜欢三生三世十里桃花的,你怎么弄得这些照片", "target": "自己打印" }, { "source": "自己打印", "target": "那你现在有没有看扶摇?" }, { "source": "那你现在有没有看扶摇?", "target": "有啊,简单跳着看" }, { "source": "华姐猴好看呐", "target": "哈哈哈猴有眼光啊" }, { "source": "打底裤抢镜哈哈哈哈", "target": "没钱买裤子" }, { "source": "你不喊我", "target": "我们考完试出校门逛了一哈4点就开始吃了..." }, { "source": "想你的每一天", "target": "好好照顾好自己" }, { "source": "以前我就金中环21楼上班", "target": "我帮您故地重游" }, { "source": "无锡有个日语岗就是离家太远了", "target": "无锡不是限制户籍么" }, { "source": "无锡不是限制户籍么", "target": "是吗我没看简章这是全江苏唯一一个日语要不就报个三不限练手吧" }, { "source": "我看到了你女友", "target": "哪个是?我怎么没看到?" }, { "source": "遭狗安安同化嗒!", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "又来啦", "target": "就是,我的人生一直在这样的纠结中。不折腾不欢乐。" }, { "source": "对着星星许下你的愿望", "target": "一夜暴富" }, { "source": "求手哥加大火力。。。把我哥黑出来。。", "target": "说真的,手哥平时那么毒舌,看他发这条我都感觉有点在赞美了~" }, { "source": "说真的,手哥平时那么毒舌,看他发这条我都感觉有点在赞美了~", "target": "手哥说啥了?我没赶上,求解?" }, { "source": "手哥说啥了?我没赶上,求解?", "target": "他说自己是我噢粑的表哥~" }, { "source": "他说自己是我噢粑的表哥~", "target": "真的么,我以为他给哥打分了捏" }, { "source": "榜姐观光团", "target": "随便坐" }, { "source": "你不觉得我的字写得还不错么", "target": "嗯和我小学一个每天拉着鼻子长相巨丑的女同桌的字差不多" }, { "source": "你的头像真的好搞笑,气急了", "target": "严肃点!别笑,成何体统" }, { "source": "听个音乐放松一下", "target": "嗯嗯你这么说我好点了" }, { "source": "丢还是喜欢这种携款啊!!", "target": "哈哈是啊!轻便舒服!" }, { "source": "一直都特别喜欢郁可唯,很喜欢她的声音,细腻温柔", "target": "一直都喜欢" }, { "source": "你转啦?转到哪啊?我还在纠结我转不转到珠海去", "target": "转到成都啊我家里喊转的。" }, { "source": "转到成都啊我家里喊转的。", "target": "我母鸡我转不转啊" }, { "source": "我母鸡我转不转啊", "target": "哈哈你觉得有没有必要嘛" }, { "source": "回来了吗", "target": "路上了" }, { "source": "路上了", "target": "玩儿的好不?" }, { "source": "玩儿的好不?", "target": "木有玩啊" }, { "source": "木有玩啊", "target": "好吧,几点到啊" }, { "source": "我拔智齿也是,很轻松~也没有打水也没有吃药,下午拔牙晚上也不妨碍吃清脆的青萝卜", "target": "哈哈哈也是很欢乐" }, { "source": "开播那天,跟我姐聊天。发现她比我还要迷颖宝,我觉得,我一直高冷的姐姐啊", "target": "感觉颖火虫藏的都挺深的" }, { "source": "感觉颖火虫藏的都挺深的", "target": "之前给她说,我追剧的时候。她好高冷的问我,你除了追剧还能干嘛。结果自己追得比我厉害。从此在我心里,她再也不高冷了" }, { "source": "下午连着匹配到秒选百合不跟队友交流的人结果就是掉了三百分", "target": "羡慕轻松掉分的" }, { "source": "我长得不好看啊嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯【我嗯不下去了太扎心】", "target": "我也是跟你一样" }, { "source": "勇勇你吃饭没有多穿衣没", "target": "勇勇要哭" }, { "source": "勇勇要哭", "target": "不理勇勇了我吃面去" }, { "source": "不理勇勇了我吃面去", "target": "快去吃吧" }, { "source": "几天没露脸又帅了", "target": "是啊,一天比一天帅" }, { "source": "我病了啊还有我都懒得出去有工作啊喝酒地方真心不想再去了哎", "target": "有机会你就多做运动我也感冒了" }, { "source": "有机会你就多做运动我也感冒了", "target": "没时间啊每天都忙哎你怎么了会说我不说自己!" }, { "source": "没时间啊每天都忙哎你怎么了会说我不说自己!", "target": "前几天学别人打篮球结果跑太快膝盖给摔肿了不敢再运动了。。" }, { "source": "你舍不得让我们食粑粑的别嘴硬了", "target": "我绝对笑癫了" }, { "source": "我一穿高跟鞋都磨脚,我妈说走路姿势不对", "target": "这么多年的路就白走啦" }, { "source": "看女神", "target": "好多女神模特" }, { "source": "好多女神模特", "target": "指的是女神小四" }, { "source": "指的是女神小四", "target": "女鬼。。" }, { "source": "哇喔,好幸福!恰到芒果千层喔!常来糖糖喔!", "target": "一定会经常来的" }, { "source": "年轻时候还能唱陈绮贞的歌哈哈哈", "target": "现在也年轻呀" }, { "source": "哎哟。好基友。想我了?", "target": "没有吧。何以见得。" }, { "source": "为什么我拥有这八个属性却还单着", "target": "长的丑?" }, { "source": "我们不是一个人哟~~", "target": "一群男生有意思吗" }, { "source": "一群男生有意思吗", "target": "什么一群啊,两两一对嘛" }, { "source": "什么一群啊,两两一对嘛", "target": "送你们几个妹子" }, { "source": "送你们几个妹子", "target": ",,不需要,我们两两自得其乐~肤浅的女人们太多馀了~~" }, { "source": "你们买多少钱啊?", "target": "实体店109元" }, { "source": "实体店109元", "target": "我买的85" }, { "source": "我买的85", "target": "价格都不等不要买到假的就行" }, { "source": "价格都不等不要买到假的就行", "target": "嗯找代购买的不知道是不是假的不会鉴定给我发来的包装背面不一样听她说是换包装了也不知真假" }, { "source": "隔着一个人的距离我都快窒息了", "target": "那我还是很淡定的,我还跟他聊天呢" }, { "source": "那我还是很淡定的,我还跟他聊天呢", "target": "我不知道说什么" }, { "source": "我不知道说什么", "target": "不怂!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "请问我可以举报吗", "target": "你敢吗" }, { "source": "你敢吗", "target": "看他态度咯" }, { "source": "看他态度咯", "target": "你试试" }, { "source": "你试试", "target": "有在考虑" }, { "source": "有在考虑", "target": "负分!" }, { "source": "负分!", "target": "无所谓了,每次都负分现在算算应该是正的了吧" }, { "source": "拉黑在删除啊", "target": "那算逃避不?" }, { "source": "那算逃避不?", "target": "不知道。此处"哈哈哈"是一种不屑" }, { "source": "不知道。此处"哈哈哈"是一种不屑", "target": "装!!" }, { "source": "装!!", "target": "你又想初恋了么" }, { "source": "你又想初恋了么", "target": "初恋都快忘了。。" }, { "source": "初恋都快忘了。。", "target": "好记性" }, { "source": "好记性", "target": "你还记得了?" }, { "source": "你还记得了?", "target": "初恋中。。" }, { "source": "初恋中。。", "target": "玩蛋去!!" }, { "source": "我也深深感受到了年龄的恶意……以前从来没有肚子,现在……", "target": "我是过了个冬天就……肚子倒还好我长肉比较均匀,但是确实是胖了。" }, { "source": "窝以为胖蜀黍知道呢", "target": "俺不知道,你那天是和小编讲的" }, { "source": "俺不知道,你那天是和小编讲的", "target": "以为你会猜到〜〜〜〜小编,那只小孩是小编啊〜" }, { "source": "毛不易很正常", "target": "毛不易很腻害" }, { "source": "易烊千玺太帅了,宝贝儿!!!", "target": "大佬大佬" }, { "source": "师姐,那个拌饭酱是什么味道的?会不会带甜味?", "target": "就是韩国料理石锅拌饭那个酱" }, { "source": "就是韩国料理石锅拌饭那个酱", "target": "知道了,谢谢师姐" }, { "source": "我也失眠啦", "target": "睡不着," }, { "source": "看到我了!", "target": "你厉害啊!" }, { "source": "好慌就是那家远近驰名的巴西烤肉铺是嘛,还是让我请你吃这家好了聊表心意不要客气", "target": "好、一起吃、" }, { "source": "好、一起吃、", "target": "看你吃就好,我有一种看女生吃饭就饱的嗜好" }, { "source": "天气热,人确实比较容易晕注意呀", "target": "热。35度" }, { "source": "偶是吃货,吃货生活很满足", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "呵呵", "target": "吃货有肉感" }, { "source": "吃货有肉感", "target": "我喜欢肉肉的" }, { "source": "我大胆怀疑你是梦到我了", "target": "走开走开走开" }, { "source": "男朋友的口水最有效!", "target": "你傻噶!" }, { "source": "减肥瘦脸", "target": "变长了哈哈!" }, { "source": "偶有很多随便挑随便选", "target": "真的??假的??" }, { "source": "真的??假的??", "target": "真的你听谁说的" }, { "source": "真的你听谁说的", "target": "不是你说的吗??啥时候能收到" }, { "source": "不是你说的吗??啥时候能收到", "target": "瞎了么!" }, { "source": "瞎了么!", "target": "你骂人……" }, { "source": "加油啊~哥哥~", "target": "谢谢兄弟" }, { "source": "谢谢兄弟", "target": "客气嘛~" }, { "source": "这么单纯的小莎还会有人说你", "target": "说而已不要想得太复杂啦" }, { "source": "弹幕可以举报吗不知道怎么举报", "target": "弹幕是不是要电脑才可以举报啊" }, { "source": "弹幕是不是要电脑才可以举报啊", "target": "我也不太清楚手机也行吧" }, { "source": "我也不知道说啥,反正就是觉得很赞", "target": "天天发天天发我的三观都要瞎了" }, { "source": "耳鼻,看不懂我说话吗", "target": "耳鼻是你的专有称呼" }, { "source": "耳鼻是你的专有称呼", "target": "不许这么说热血!" }, { "source": "不许这么说热血!", "target": "就是就是,不能学坏。" }, { "source": "看啊,以后你女朋友任何事情随便咨询不收钱", "target": "下面不好吃怎么办" }, { "source": "求互相助攻", "target": "好勒" }, { "source": "我的都一年了,还好好的!", "target": "原装被扯坏了之后就几乎一个月换一根儿了…" }, { "source": "原装被扯坏了之后就几乎一个月换一根儿了…", "target": "买品胜的" }, { "source": "要不是最近身体不舒服。我就去找你了", "target": "我知道,机会还有很多。身体最重要。" }, { "source": "第一", "target": "给你我的小心心" }, { "source": "一家四口,刘烨最丑", "target": "天天就这么一句。。。" }, { "source": "你不是不回家吗", "target": "回家转一趟呆不了几天" }, { "source": "哪有这么可怕。世界上善良的人还是大多数的,怎么对待别人别人自然怎样回馈你,不要把世界说的太过险恶。", "target": "有的人她不坏,就是太单纯了,她也许不会帮你,但她也绝不会害你。但是你知道吗最可怕的不是智商低而是情商低" }, { "source": "我觉得我文笔很好!哈哈哈哈喜欢我的文笔,除了写字一般吧但是还行其他都完美", "target": "我们都是这样认为的" }, { "source": "白天没时间", "target": "唉…真是一只辛勤努力工作的好蜜蜂哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "亲爱的你晒黑了", "target": "加了个效果更黑了" }, { "source": "加了个效果更黑了", "target": "先美白在加效果" }, { "source": "先美白在加效果", "target": "你好聪明" }, { "source": "小黑回来看你", "target": "屁都没看到" }, { "source": "屁都没看到", "target": "我回来再说也" }, { "source": "给巨星毛老师打call,今天现场超赞!", "target": "今天辛苦大大老师了啊。" }, { "source": "找个机会放松一下", "target": "嗯嗯,好的吧" }, { "source": "师姐说的是勤工吧!", "target": "这你都看出来了~" }, { "source": "恭喜师姐!", "target": "哈哈哈,多谢啊!!" }, { "source": "平时潜水,一出来就晒", "target": "66666闷声发大财" }, { "source": "该吃饭了,祝福姐姐晚餐愉快", "target": "姐姐今天吃火锅,热腾腾的,好丰盛" }, { "source": "姐姐今天吃火锅,热腾腾的,好丰盛", "target": "还有吗?我也要吃" }, { "source": "还有吗?我也要吃", "target": "没了。不过姐姐现在吃全麦面包,你要吗?" }, { "source": "没了。不过姐姐现在吃全麦面包,你要吗?", "target": "面包不吃,厂里天天吃,我看到都怕了" }, { "source": "有帅哥吗?感觉关注我的没几个男生", "target": "我仿佛听到有人在背后说我帅!" }, { "source": "啥时候放假?", "target": "14号喔!" }, { "source": "黐线!吃那么多", "target": "不是我一人吃的。" }, { "source": "不是我一人吃的。", "target": "真能吃!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "恭喜年轻人真的好棒!!", "target": "加油!!" }, { "source": "好气哦我吃个汉堡压压惊", "target": "好重哦" }, { "source": "......有两三次我在睡觉,手机是放在枕头旁边的,睡醒之后,舅妈问我打电话给她干嘛?我说没有啊,我都在睡觉没给你打过电话……然而我手机确实是有拨出记录〔手机要解锁才能打电话,不可能是不小心碰到拨号键的吧〕", "target": "!!!!!我也是!!!" }, { "source": "!!!!!我也是!!!", "target": "实在是诡异" }, { "source": "听说在哪里骂掏粪都可以上热门?", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "燃烧的男孩是我最喜欢的一本小说,没有之一", "target": "我也是,买了好多本,唯一看完的一本~" }, { "source": "我也是,买了好多本,唯一看完的一本~", "target": "这是唯一一本反复看的" }, { "source": "为毛还要揪耳朵", "target": "我也在想是想表达控制欲吗?" }, { "source": "我也在想是想表达控制欲吗?", "target": "本来是拉头发的…" }, { "source": "你在哪里实习阿?", "target": "博世" }, { "source": "要不要出来去喝凉茶", "target": "今天懒得化妆" }, { "source": "求签名照啊学长TT。。。。。", "target": "学长表示专辑OK,不过签名都被某人拿去给姑娘了" }, { "source": "圣诞啊", "target": "平安夜" }, { "source": "平安夜", "target": "平安夜" }, { "source": "出来单挑!", "target": "好的~人广来福士见" }, { "source": "我头发怎么这么长", "target": "嘻嘻嘻因为好看" }, { "source": "你是不是还有小号", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "丑人多作怪,这么大年纪了能不能庄重点。。。", "target": "不喜欢看的话就别来看,对自己对别人都好" }, { "source": "国内的假酒多,少喝", "target": "好的医生~" }, { "source": "好的医生~", "target": "对自己好一点" }, { "source": "对自己好一点", "target": "下次喝进口的" }, { "source": "下次喝进口的", "target": "你来找我喝吧" }, { "source": "你来找我喝吧", "target": "请汇报详细坐标" }, { "source": "你每天都吃下午茶呀", "target": "是滴,是滴。" }, { "source": "羊肉为啥用碗装", "target": "没准是为了区分肉的种类" }, { "source": "撑伞的人找到了吗", "target": "伞都丢了还撑什么" }, { "source": "只有我一直不喜欢那一家子猪嘛。。。", "target": "你不是一个人" }, { "source": "我来晚了别的老婆都猜出答案了", "target": "来了就不算晚" }, { "source": "你乐我可没啥好乐的", "target": "我也没啥好乐的,你懂的" }, { "source": "我觉得嘀嗒拼车体验更好一点。", "target": "还有嘀嗒?" }, { "source": "动物叫", "target": "一百婚一百婚" }, { "source": "一百婚一百婚", "target": "啊啊啊?" }, { "source": "眼睛假的吧,那么大", "target": "假的" }, { "source": "为什么红烧鱼那么多汤", "target": "那是我调的汁。。" }, { "source": "我也想吃迷人的流沙包", "target": "我就是迷人的流沙包啊哈哈哈哈哈选我选我" }, { "source": "中秋快乐", "target": "中秋好啊" }, { "source": "中秋好啊", "target": "好,挺好的" }, { "source": "你还爱我吗,番薯腾", "target": "爱,还是很爱我的番薯藤,可是番薯藤不爱我了,连名字都错了,我是番薯干" }, { "source": "中长裙", "target": "那没有过膝好嘛" }, { "source": "打电话没人接是什么情况???", "target": "福州店吗?还是》" }, { "source": "福州店吗?还是》", "target": "福州店,一直打了4个电话都没人接啊" }, { "source": "福州店,一直打了4个电话都没人接啊", "target": "不好意思福州店还没有开始营业人员都在外培训哦~敬请见谅哈~么么哒" }, { "source": "不好意思福州店还没有开始营业人员都在外培训哦~敬请见谅哈~么么哒", "target": "汗,还以为开始营业了,什么时候开始营业呢?" }, { "source": "有牙齿美白吗?", "target": "我最近在观察贴片牙齿,保护牙齿听说不错,在研究观察" }, { "source": "学姐去苏州场的还是上海的", "target": "哦,不是,这个是去年上海场的" }, { "source": "哦,不是,这个是去年上海场的", "target": "去年上海场的我也去的" }, { "source": "初一还是初二的生物?", "target": "高一" }, { "source": "高一", "target": "不会吧?怎么我记得是初一初二的?" }, { "source": "面膜君好帅啊", "target": "夸我的人不多了!" }, { "source": "给跪了我才发现这图中间躺着一支口红", "target": "诶?我都没发现,这不是我拍的……哈哈哈" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊你这话完全解救了我,昨晚刷完剧本,难过的不要不要的的,哭了一晚上看到你这句话心里好多了", "target": "不哭!桃花剧情结束,接枕上书正好!" }, { "source": "不哭!桃花剧情结束,接枕上书正好!", "target": "很多人纠结难过,是因为枕上书不会是这对演了,换了人就没那感觉了。" }, { "source": "求大号游戏名字", "target": "名字我不会打叫白浅" }, { "source": "名字我不会打叫白浅", "target": "繁星大魔神๑" }, { "source": "少年你这么到处跑嗨皮不?", "target": "还可以他" }, { "source": "豆浆的营养高,天天喝一杯对身体很好哦", "target": "是啊欣儿,我偶尔犯懒,不是天天打豆浆" }, { "source": "是啊欣儿,我偶尔犯懒,不是天天打豆浆", "target": "让姐夫上班前给姐姐打好豆浆,然后冰在冰箱里" }, { "source": "让姐夫上班前给姐姐打好豆浆,然后冰在冰箱里", "target": "他晚上熬好粥豆浆我喜欢喝现打的热的" }, { "source": "很久没回我了,哎,伤心", "target": "蛋蛋的回个!" }, { "source": "蛋蛋的回个!", "target": "抓了无数,无视了无数" }, { "source": "知我者谓我心忧,不知我者谓我何求", "target": "我怎么才看到你的回复" }, { "source": "给了梁朝伟多少片酬,让他接这个?", "target": "同感!" }, { "source": "旅行的意义,不在于走了多少路途,到过了多少地方,而在于追求自由并享受生命过程;有人说,最好风景永远在路上,因为那时不管是给与或接受都是一种幸福。", "target": "说的有道理" }, { "source": "回来咱们去吃蛙", "target": "看看地上的手纸还有电脑上的画面" }, { "source": "看看地上的手纸还有电脑上的画面", "target": "你也要看吗" }, { "source": "观察之细微,想象之丰富!", "target": "感谢夸赞" }, { "source": "好可爱的宝宝", "target": "没事来找我玩阿" }, { "source": "第四张可不可以不吃东西的", "target": "比较傻" }, { "source": "比较傻", "target": "嗯!傻得可爱使了" }, { "source": "嗯!傻得可爱使了", "target": "哈哈紫溪姐姐夸我吗" }, { "source": "就说她跟沧月是现代武侠界的两生花,写武侠玄幻还有古代宫廷吧,应该不像沧月那么虐,你也可以去看看", "target": "沧月并不虐。。。" }, { "source": "沧月并不虐。。。", "target": "镜不虐吗" }, { "source": "镜不虐吗", "target": "并不" }, { "source": "并不", "target": "可是苏摩死的时候我很伤心啊你爱不爱苏摩!!" }, { "source": "可是苏摩死的时候我很伤心啊你爱不爱苏摩!!", "target": "非常爱!" }, { "source": "可你居然用辣么小的叉子应该换个大的", "target": "小的吃得快" }, { "source": "我都个家好长时间了,唉", "target": "你可中了昂!回来叫哥瞧瞧你的新发型~哥一会就回家啦~哈哈" }, { "source": "你可中了昂!回来叫哥瞧瞧你的新发型~哥一会就回家啦~哈哈", "target": "中提前约我,我可是忙了狠" }, { "source": "中提前约我,我可是忙了狠", "target": "哎呦~还上天呢你~" }, { "source": "你都回去了?", "target": "我7月1号就回来了" }, { "source": "我7月1号就回来了", "target": "为什么不说。还想的可以找你玩。" }, { "source": "这个毛衣又是只有黑白两色吗?上次的就是哇!小伙伴冬天只能穿黑白色了!", "target": "对哦这款就是黑白哈哈。因为裙子有各种色,毛衣黑白的好搭配裙子。以后还会有其他色和款式毛衣的啦。这几款就适合黑白啊。" }, { "source": "是谁、谁把灯关了?", "target": "是雨,是雨,还是雨!" }, { "source": "我的心愿:减肥", "target": "我也是减肥,谈对象" }, { "source": "颜值逆天", "target": "别这样" }, { "source": "哦?生日快乐!!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你又睡不好", "target": "哈哈哈,昨晚夜里雷阵雨,确是有点失眠了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,昨晚夜里雷阵雨,确是有点失眠了", "target": "要不要现在睡会" }, { "source": "你都开始卖面膜了?", "target": "另外我觉的是真好用!" }, { "source": "最近在录什么故事?", "target": "茅山:)" }, { "source": "茅山:)", "target": "加油!从盗墓开始,大爱听你播的故事,讲得太好了!" }, { "source": "这风景区太6了敢问风景在哪", "target": "在天津蓟县,是很美,今天去的这里有北方的小神农架之称" }, { "source": "在天津蓟县,是很美,今天去的这里有北方的小神农架之称", "target": "真没看出来" }, { "source": "真没看出来", "target": "你又没玩肯定看不出来呀" }, { "source": "结婚?", "target": "对啊~" }, { "source": "看得我口水直流!饿死了", "target": "无肉不欢" }, { "source": "您好,请问您能帮我买一双小赵云吗?", "target": "不好意思不代购的!" }, { "source": "已经早上了,生快", "target": "哦,也是,谢谢你" }, { "source": "你也挺可爱的,当我儿子好吗?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我要笑晕了" }, { "source": "本来也打算回信阳,突然想到明天考四级", "target": "那就考完了回去不更好" }, { "source": "那就考完了回去不更好", "target": "考完都中午了,周一还有课,回去能干嘛呢?干脆直接下周回" }, { "source": "考完都中午了,周一还有课,回去能干嘛呢?干脆直接下周回", "target": "那就下周" }, { "source": "那就下周", "target": "对。回去可以玩好久" }, { "source": "对。回去可以玩好久", "target": "你也是信阳的么" }, { "source": "你也是信阳的么", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "我可以说我想了好久这首歌!然后我同学突然唱出来了!", "target": "我想因为我父母了…想回家了…" }, { "source": "我想因为我父母了…想回家了…", "target": "还有6天就放假了!孩子你就可以回家了!" }, { "source": "还有6天就放假了!孩子你就可以回家了!", "target": "你不知道越到放假越是想家…" }, { "source": "我也是去读语言,不过我预定的是22号广州飞曼城的", "target": "22号过去,这么早阿,先玩几天吗" }, { "source": "22号过去,这么早阿,先玩几天吗", "target": "先过去适应吧。我是26号开学了呢" }, { "source": "先过去适应吧。我是26号开学了呢", "target": "喔,那是几周的?" }, { "source": "喔,那是几周的?", "target": "十几周的语言课" }, { "source": "十几周的语言课", "target": "诶,语言10周+,就是16周么,,那不是已经开学了么" }, { "source": "诶,语言10周+,就是16周么,,那不是已经开学了么", "target": "我是26号开学呢" }, { "source": "无话可说,最后都停下来吧,和平,不想多说什么,你们爱说什么就什么吧,我们理不到,一句话,大家和平化了,那些难听的话语伤到谁都不好,不是吗END,", "target": "是的,不是我们要说什么就说什么,我们要做什么还得看VIP怎么对的我们,和平,走吧,各走各的,你们尊重我们,我们也会尊重你们的" }, { "source": "是的,不是我们要说什么就说什么,我们要做什么还得看VIP怎么对的我们,和平,走吧,各走各的,你们尊重我们,我们也会尊重你们的", "target": "亲无视他们" }, { "source": "怎么打字啊?我只能语音。", "target": "濮阳" }, { "source": "濮阳", "target": "是滴呀" }, { "source": "你看个电影还得分析分析啊?影评人?", "target": "毕竟是嫌疑推理剧" }, { "source": "大哥节日快乐", "target": "我们老年人只过六一儿童节" }, { "source": "我们老年人只过六一儿童节", "target": "别,你只需要过重阳节的时候想起我就行" }, { "source": "小郎看懂了,小鸭子看到了它的未来,变成了卤鸭脖……可怜的小鸭子", "target": "看图理解满分,你当语文课代表吧" }, { "source": "看图理解满分,你当语文课代表吧", "target": "当了五年了我想换个官当当,有空去我那坐坐" }, { "source": "m不来了?", "target": "看完都十一点了,怕没车" }, { "source": "看完都十一点了,怕没车", "target": "没车?是回市区还是北海?" }, { "source": "没车?是回市区还是北海?", "target": "回市区啊,我又不懂路不懂住哪里方便.." }, { "source": "回市区啊,我又不懂路不懂住哪里方便..", "target": "。。。好吧,其实如果那个时间结束,大家都是一样的,主办方应该会调车过去的。。。" }, { "source": "锡林飞广州?", "target": "摁纳。你明儿买个票肥来吧。" }, { "source": "摁纳。你明儿买个票肥来吧。", "target": "多少钱" }, { "source": "多少钱", "target": "刚开通便宜,定在2折,不加燃油机建那些是550。多便宜。。。" }, { "source": "小倩也是摄影师吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "好好计划周末吧,不要荒废休息时光", "target": "恩,到你家过个化妆品大体验,哈哈" }, { "source": "恩,到你家过个化妆品大体验,哈哈", "target": "哈哈,欢迎来沈阳" }, { "source": "哈哈,欢迎来沈阳", "target": "成,回头一定要去!" }, { "source": "成,回头一定要去!", "target": "好咧" }, { "source": "好咧", "target": "哈哈,准备好好吃好喝的" }, { "source": "哈哈,准备好好吃好喝的", "target": "Okay没问题" }, { "source": "今天我们放学", "target": "放两天吗?" }, { "source": "放两天吗?", "target": "是的高三的恩赐" }, { "source": "是的高三的恩赐", "target": "高三不容易哈哈哈" }, { "source": "世界和平是你的梦想吗?", "target": "是梦想之一" }, { "source": "最近总有个大胆的想法想自驾游一遍西藏,就是不知道能不能活着回来", "target": "有钱真好" }, { "source": "你们找到住的地方没有啊?", "target": "嗯呢找到了呢去吉首住的就在凤凰玩了一天" }, { "source": "嗯呢找到了呢去吉首住的就在凤凰玩了一天", "target": "哦哦玩的开心啊嘿嘿" }, { "source": "你这是刚加班结束?", "target": "也就24小时没睡觉而已" }, { "source": "也就24小时没睡觉而已", "target": "有意思吗" }, { "source": "有意思吗", "target": "我要睡觉啦,明天见" }, { "source": "悦诗风吟眉笔除了不耐摔很优秀了", "target": "为什么要摔它" }, { "source": "为什么要摔它", "target": "不小心掉地上啊……我两头的盖子都摔坏了盖不紧了" }, { "source": "早~", "target": "你为啥这么早。" }, { "source": "你为啥这么早。", "target": "被冻醒了…" }, { "source": "单反书狗", "target": "动物好" }, { "source": "毛猴", "target": "又在跟谁鬼混" }, { "source": "又在跟谁鬼混", "target": "没有呀" }, { "source": "没有呀", "target": "撒谎" }, { "source": "撒谎", "target": "我在家呢" }, { "source": "我在家呢", "target": "我看看" }, { "source": "我看看", "target": "咋看呀" }, { "source": "咋看呀", "target": "老实交代最近勾搭谁了" }, { "source": "老实交代最近勾搭谁了", "target": "真没有啊555" }, { "source": "文采有待提高,阅!", "target": "去怀柔哪里" }, { "source": "去怀柔哪里", "target": "怀柔郊区,你也去玩了?" }, { "source": "当你宿友真好,第一次见这么夸宿友的", "target": "她们当然是小仙女" }, { "source": "她们当然是小仙女", "target": "心里肯定在想;玛的,就不能夸一下老子" }, { "source": "我可以看一下你的猫吗", "target": "当然可以啊" }, { "source": "当然可以啊", "target": "啊啊啊!可爱的!" }, { "source": "这清奇的画风真的很符合清风的定位呀,哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈,就是" }, { "source": "你来附院实习啦", "target": "恩呢,好累的赶脚" }, { "source": "恩呢,好累的赶脚", "target": "在哪科实习呢" }, { "source": "郑大那条小吃街有", "target": "这么远!" }, { "source": "烧的时候,吼我一生,我要见证!", "target": "好吧…" }, { "source": "现场并不是很激烈,都是节目有什么好说的,小四只是呆了半个小时左右就走了", "target": "真的?整场节目拍摄至少好几个小时呢吧?你在现场?" }, { "source": "你把钱给我我把包装全给你", "target": "半夜2点不睡觉准没好事不应该是准是好事" }, { "source": "猫猫,今天我只能用五个号试试做比赛加油,我是最胖的", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你酷你酷你最酷", "target": "天下第一酷" }, { "source": "你的简介……真是……气死我了,侮辱我的李白和杜甫。", "target": "善用举报" }, { "source": "还有20天高考了赞我鼓励一下他们好吗?", "target": "加油加油加油" }, { "source": "乌镇我一直想去来着……因为想去装一把文艺女青年", "target": "哈哈哈哈确实装文艺青年好地方。" }, { "source": "你是不是在正佳广场啊", "target": "五号停机坪" }, { "source": "五号停机坪", "target": "哦哦,什么时候回来" }, { "source": "哦哦,什么时候回来", "target": "11.2号" }, { "source": "11.2号", "target": "玩得开心吗" }, { "source": "有生活啊", "target": "那你看,特好吃" }, { "source": "埃我去,你真会玩,都不用哄自己能玩一天", "target": "我可以哄别人" }, { "source": "啊啊啊讨厌+1", "target": "我已经N天没拉了" }, { "source": "我已经N天没拉了", "target": "我今天没拉现在撑到想吐" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "早安~~!!" }, { "source": "我又不是摄影,这种大制作,我何德何能啊?", "target": "成功的人都是从底层做起的嘛!" }, { "source": "自求多福吧少女。=3=", "target": "我对电脑除了上网什么都不会最后想抱佛脚的机会都没有我后悔当初不听课不看书还共享人家的作业!" }, { "source": "我对电脑除了上网什么都不会最后想抱佛脚的机会都没有我后悔当初不听课不看书还共享人家的作业!", "target": "我希望它出个打字的吖~想当年,哥电脑课是坐在第一个的,打机的风险太大了。" }, { "source": "我希望它出个打字的吖~想当年,哥电脑课是坐在第一个的,打机的风险太大了。", "target": "没事的没事的。婷叔明目张胆地把PS拉回家也是酱紫而已" }, { "source": "你愿意轻信一个导游的话,都不愿意自己好好搜搜新闻弄清楚来龙去脉然后自己判断吗?", "target": "你大概没看懂我的话……我没有相信哦" }, { "source": "你大概没看懂我的话……我没有相信哦", "target": "现在懂了" }, { "source": "裤子满分", "target": "哈哈妈妈做的" }, { "source": "你可吓死我,我以为…要用熨斗子烫嗓子呢哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈你这想象力飞了" }, { "source": "愿安好…", "target": "愿你平安" }, { "source": "怎么没舔起来噢,牙膏还是很贵滴", "target": "教我!" }, { "source": "我天我这黄毛", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈很美!" }, { "source": "心好累吧~扣的钱都快能再买一张了", "target": "是的哦" }, { "source": "有人已经想死你了", "target": "我知道是你不用说了我知道哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我知道是你不用说了我知道哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "才不是我哼" }, { "source": "哇哇哇小松鼠来啦", "target": "松鼠遍地哦" }, { "source": "之前我预约过两次,有一次就直接去了就等了一小时就排上号了", "target": "我昨天去了,人家说只能网上预约再来" }, { "source": "更新日志:修复了老机型运行过于流畅的漏洞", "target": "我都是买苹果,当前什么版本就什么版本,拒绝更新。一直到换下一代苹果,很流畅" }, { "source": "我都是买苹果,当前什么版本就什么版本,拒绝更新。一直到换下一代苹果,很流畅", "target": "我也是学会了拒绝更新系统" }, { "source": "哇大学挺漂亮~", "target": "是中学来的" }, { "source": "是中学来的", "target": "我的中学没那么大" }, { "source": "挑挑半夜不睡觉就捣鼓这点子不占显里", "target": "刚躺床上没多久" }, { "source": "好美啊,高海拔的风景(车票打马赛克啦)", "target": "哈哈哈没事儿车票我已经用过了就没啥" }, { "source": "狼牙已猜出…", "target": "偷偷告诉我,看你猜的对不对!" }, { "source": "可爱!想泡", "target": "说。要哪个?" }, { "source": "说。要哪个?", "target": "除了你,都要" }, { "source": "除了你,都要", "target": "都拿去" }, { "source": "你们都超好看!!", "target": "他本人真的超好看!" }, { "source": "他本人真的超好看!", "target": "夸奖你们!" }, { "source": "姐姐我能问一下第二盘是什么么", "target": "香菇油菜呀" }, { "source": "香菇油菜呀", "target": "哎呀看起来好有食欲的样子姐姐" }, { "source": "好恩爱,一放假就约会", "target": "哈哈,也是突然决定过来的啦,幸福" }, { "source": "我襟晚吾记得泒利事比你呀,仲要今朝先念起", "target": "未过15··哈哈·仲有机会··" }, { "source": "未过15··哈哈·仲有机会··", "target": "几时过哩我度豆呀?" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨思密达、、、要不要我把现在地址给你,也给我寄东西啥的", "target": "你觉得好吃的东西能在我这儿停留很久么" }, { "source": "你觉得好吃的东西能在我这儿停留很久么", "target": "掰开巧克力的一刹那,你顿时忘了“减肥”二字,这个暑假瘦成一道闪电的计划又泡汤了。有木有" }, { "source": "少吃零食你怕是做不到", "target": "我可以!!!我可以可以可以!!说了四遍肯定可以" }, { "source": "会计证很难考吗", "target": "我我我我我,一直没过……" }, { "source": "差个墨镜就可以扮大李子了", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "在我这没钱是重点", "target": "不信哼工资比我高" }, { "source": "不信哼工资比我高", "target": "所以啊,我都旅游不起,难道你现在这点工资够支撑你出去玩?" }, { "source": "所以啊,我都旅游不起,难道你现在这点工资够支撑你出去玩?", "target": "哎呀总有点积蓄的嘛" }, { "source": "哎呀总有点积蓄的嘛", "target": "姐姐用半年的经验告诉你真的没有" }, { "source": "小鹿姐很强势啊", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "目前科技如此发达,该有解决手段", "target": "弄个假的是吧" }, { "source": "忘记了姓名", "target": "有什么期待" }, { "source": "今天打了个0-9战绩,奇葩配置还菜我看起来是永远没希望了", "target": "其实应该没关系!我打了5-27…最后只有890分还拿到了称号" }, { "source": "其实应该没关系!我打了5-27…最后只有890分还拿到了称号", "target": "谢谢谢谢,我有望了!" }, { "source": "谢谢谢谢,我有望了!", "target": "感觉是只要队伍积分到过1000分就可以躺了" }, { "source": "感觉是只要队伍积分到过1000分就可以躺了", "target": "那完了,队伍里就三个人" }, { "source": "那完了,队伍里就三个人", "target": "我们是全在前十场赢了,到过1000分…然后就一直输了二十多场我猜条件其实应该很宽松" }, { "source": "我们是全在前十场赢了,到过1000分…然后就一直输了二十多场我猜条件其实应该很宽松", "target": "谢谢小可爱,我怕是队伍分没有上一千的机会了" }, { "source": "你家连烤炉都有厉害厉害", "target": "回学校住比你吃" }, { "source": "回学校住比你吃", "target": "放得紧嫩久么?" }, { "source": "放得紧嫩久么?", "target": "回学校用锅蒸" }, { "source": "化疗中的我好羡慕你的人生,不求有你过得这么精彩,只求一切平安顺利就行!", "target": "也愿你越来越健康" }, { "source": "换双经典版人字拖", "target": "不还是光脚吧" }, { "source": "不还是光脚吧", "target": "这个可以!" }, { "source": "学妹", "target": "嗯??" }, { "source": "我今天了好几张照片,不知道怎么参加那个活动,谁知道告诉我下,", "target": "看他前几天的博有介绍" }, { "source": "看他前几天的博有介绍", "target": "知道了,要当天22:00发,来不急了,算了,我女儿的照片放在电视上,我今天发现角度特别合适,有湖南卫视的图标,都有,就是时间来不急了,真是可惜哦" }, { "source": "论密集恐惧症的自我忍耐", "target": "就这么大的你还要密集恐惧?" }, { "source": "就这么大的你还要密集恐惧?", "target": "小得我想把他们从你屏幕里扫掉" }, { "source": "别人用单反好嘛那么嫌弃我照的", "target": "角度的问题好不好!" }, { "source": "你是逃课大神!!!!", "target": "你做梦梦对了……" }, { "source": "你做梦梦对了……", "target": "必须的!!哇哈哈" }, { "source": "在哪买票啊,亲们", "target": "大麦,永乐,地表最强,那个让你私聊的不要理,现在骗子超级多,防人之心不可无" }, { "source": "可爱的我", "target": "忘了你今天的成就哈哈哈哈哈哈两个娃娃!" }, { "source": "感觉音体美都这样我也好慌啊", "target": "嗯嗯,而且我连省份都没有,,按说不应该呀,报名的时候不选省份,都进不去下一步呀" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,而且我连省份都没有,,按说不应该呀,报名的时候不选省份,都进不去下一步呀", "target": "我的省份也没有,只有成绩和合格" }, { "source": "绞尽脑汁明明是绞尽头发!!!!", "target": "他还有头发可以绞?" }, { "source": "腰细胸大的女人", "target": "你可能瞎了" }, { "source": "你可能瞎了", "target": "你指的是你腰不细还是胸不大" }, { "source": "你指的是你腰不细还是胸不大", "target": "腰不细,胸和你差不多" }, { "source": "腰不细,胸和你差不多", "target": "哦,我信了,我的胸真的不能和你的比好吗我不穿才没有这么大" }, { "source": "长大了别让人叫哥哥就行啊", "target": "你失恋了?" }, { "source": "虚化效果还是不错的,是小白??", "target": "怎么样,我说的没错吧!拍人物挺好吧" }, { "source": "怎么样,我说的没错吧!拍人物挺好吧", "target": "我还没机会拍古宁,模特啊没" }, { "source": "有些空姐也是觉得自己很了不起那种", "target": "同意你的观点,很多时候她们都一副高高在上盛气凌人的感觉" }, { "source": "不用秀也知道你腿长了", "target": "好身材秀出来" }, { "source": "城管说了多少遍让你下来你下来了吗?不要拿城管说事,没有城管城市还不知道该乱成那样了", "target": "你的脑子呢" }, { "source": "你又看到谁了", "target": "瞥到而已啦" }, { "source": "我突然改变主意不打算接你了", "target": "那我就成孤独的路灯下的小男孩了" }, { "source": "那我就成孤独的路灯下的小男孩了", "target": "嘿!在那盏路灯的下面有一个小男孩在哭泣他不知道该往哪里去!" }, { "source": "我们是响应国家号召", "target": "x人,意思说你马上也要婚了?" }, { "source": "x人,意思说你马上也要婚了?", "target": "不婚" }, { "source": "易烊千玺,最佳创意官", "target": "易烊千玺最棒" }, { "source": "我的球衣呢", "target": "你没说要带啊!不急今年去给你带,你要谁的直接说" }, { "source": "你没说要带啊!不急今年去给你带,你要谁的直接说", "target": "好的一句话" }, { "source": "沉着,冷静,积极,向上!哈哈,多大点事啊!", "target": "就是,满血复活" }, { "source": "哥哥生日快乐!平安健康!", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "共勉" }, { "source": "15号回来交稿,答辩完回去不就得了", "target": "想回去准备准备" }, { "source": "第一个喜欢的角色是莲花", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "吃货君这么晚还不睡", "target": "马上睡啦!" }, { "source": "所以上帝他老人家很快安排我们见面了?", "target": "所有相逢皆是一场缘分" }, { "source": "有一个比赛,却没有点子烦死我了", "target": "外出走走就有灵感了" }, { "source": "我已经中毒深", "target": "我也是中毒" }, { "source": "省考的分会不会比国考高啊,我报的地级市最低分132.9整个人都是崩溃的。有点不敢抱省考了觉得省考的考到140多才有可能进面", "target": "唉,感觉140有点命的感觉太难了" }, { "source": "唉,感觉140有点命的感觉太难了", "target": "还有三个月,再使使劲呗" }, { "source": "还有三个月,再使使劲呗", "target": "嗯,现在就是自己尽最大的努力,把赢面控制的大一点。其他自己也控制不了" }, { "source": "嗯,现在就是自己尽最大的努力,把赢面控制的大一点。其他自己也控制不了", "target": "其实有时候真是运气问题,你别太焦虑,尽最大力就绝对没错" }, { "source": "猴吃", "target": "常州也有呀!" }, { "source": "常州也有呀!", "target": "去扬州的时候吃的啦中意" }, { "source": "去扬州的时候吃的啦中意", "target": "哇!感觉很棒棒" }, { "source": "我前几天也感冒了至今没好", "target": "吃药了嘛" }, { "source": "吃药了嘛", "target": "吃啦" }, { "source": "吃啦", "target": "好的哦,要注意身体,照顾好自己" }, { "source": "好的哦,要注意身体,照顾好自己", "target": "嗯嗯,你也要好好照顾自己多穿衣服" }, { "source": "整形整的吓死人", "target": "这道不是整的,感觉是美图秀秀P残的" }, { "source": "这道不是整的,感觉是美图秀秀P残的", "target": "不是啊我看电视上面他的眼睛绝对割了的脸型也切了的" }, { "source": "不是啊我看电视上面他的眼睛绝对割了的脸型也切了的", "target": "你说绝对两字就那么随意?如果我可以找出些东西证明你是错的,你可以直播吞翔么~" }, { "source": "最美空姐汪思琴", "target": "宝宝下周回家不" }, { "source": "宝宝下周回家不", "target": "我今天就回家" }, { "source": "晚安北鼻", "target": "最爱晚安" }, { "source": "家乡情结", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "唉。。。。你觉得呢呵呵没那么快呀顺其自然吧你不要闪婚吓死我就好了", "target": "到时候别只请黄晓不请我哇~不过我也会跟着去的~哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我又圆了?!?!", "target": "你好诚实" }, { "source": "为了不给自己添堵,建议还是用苹果~", "target": "为啥呀!哪些不一样" }, { "source": "长大了好多", "target": "是啊,好像转眼就大了" }, { "source": "勤劳啊!!期待大作话说那个防水壳我们也搞了,可水下根本对不上焦一张清晰的都木有", "target": "s100v?不能阿微距么?微距不好对,但能对上。是不是坏了" }, { "source": "s100v?不能阿微距么?微距不好对,但能对上。是不是坏了", "target": "呃,因为在水里定不住啊,刚对好一漂一漂就跑焦了" }, { "source": "呃,因为在水里定不住啊,刚对好一漂一漂就跑焦了", "target": "那没事,水摄歹练。我有时候眼花,整个一潜百分之七十都糊了,心都碎了" }, { "source": "这书一点儿也不好看", "target": "但是挺火" }, { "source": "看看自己有多少半斤八两", "target": "好多斤,没有两" }, { "source": "小凯今天又是想你的一天", "target": "感觉没有你" }, { "source": "难兄难妹", "target": "你要是不艾特她,我一辈子也找不到啊。。。" }, { "source": "小倩,我这有糖果,要不要吃??", "target": "小倩是谁?" }, { "source": "小倩是谁?", "target": "聂小倩!!" }, { "source": "我还真挺愿意当怪胎桑滴…哈哈哈…你什么时候去?", "target": "上次去伤了,暂时先不去" }, { "source": "上次去伤了,暂时先不去", "target": "伤了?怎么啦…" }, { "source": "伤了?怎么啦…", "target": "就跟吃某种好吃的东西吃伤了一样,就是腻了~" }, { "source": "三三你居然这样对人家……老桑心了现在……哼哼,本来还一直想要去大学城找你不理你了!!我去找匪匪!国庆回家不?", "target": "我啥都没做~国庆肯定不回咯,我~晕~车~" }, { "source": "求上面的表情包", "target": "你的头像让我害怕……" }, { "source": "你的头像让我害怕……", "target": "大湿多可爱" }, { "source": "榴莲最爱", "target": "呵呵,我也好喜欢啊" }, { "source": "你说的两个我都打算今晚去吃了!哪一个更推荐芝士芒芒还是星冰乐!", "target": "我觉得都不错喜欢星巴克的奶冻喜欢约茶的奶盖" }, { "source": "我也要瘦脸", "target": "你都v脸了还要瘦?!!!" }, { "source": "你都v脸了还要瘦?!!!", "target": "天呐!我都张大脸了你是没见我那天去吃饭二舅婆,二姨婆都不认识我了" }, { "source": "天呐!我都张大脸了你是没见我那天去吃饭二舅婆,二姨婆都不认识我了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈那是她们年纪大了。跟你脸型没关心,安心啦!!我脸上都是肉" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈那是她们年纪大了。跟你脸型没关心,安心啦!!我脸上都是肉", "target": "但是我确实长胖了呀,肉都长在脸上了,你过年回来看!" }, { "source": "但是我确实长胖了呀,肉都长在脸上了,你过年回来看!", "target": "我不信!!你不要给我这个大肉脸说你脸上肉多!!!" }, { "source": "我不信!!你不要给我这个大肉脸说你脸上肉多!!!", "target": "真的你看我去年脸还好,今年成啥了" }, { "source": "真的你看我去年脸还好,今年成啥了", "target": "哈哈哈哈待我回家好好看看" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈待我回家好好看看", "target": "好说不准你回家我的脸就瘦了你用的这个效果好的话给我说" }, { "source": "小心我拉黑你", "target": "你厉害" }, { "source": "是你能带动别人了还是别人能带动你了", "target": "别人带的动我了" }, { "source": "女朋友对自己忽冷忽热怎么办", "target": "天气冷了给他带手套就不会了" }, { "source": "天气冷了给他带手套就不会了", "target": "厉害啦,扎心" }, { "source": "心情复杂说好不艾特我的呢?!", "target": "谁跟你说好了,并没有" }, { "source": "谁跟你说好了,并没有", "target": "哦!这样啊!" }, { "source": "我劝你反省一下自己", "target": "好的反省" }, { "source": "你到处唠叨长痘。。到处都有我的存在。。", "target": "你有办法灭豆么" }, { "source": "你有办法灭豆么", "target": "要不断食??听说可以排毒" }, { "source": "恭喜~!!!", "target": "多谢!" }, { "source": "麻将打多了伤身体啊", "target": "哈哈。" }, { "source": "师弟我有压力。", "target": "哈哈~~那是~希望你们别【碰上他~" }, { "source": "最近痘痘很多哦", "target": "是啊。人生的第二春" }, { "source": "又睡不着了吗?", "target": "没有,也准备睡了,晚安" }, { "source": "没有,也准备睡了,晚安", "target": "晚安。" }, { "source": "你就得瑟吧", "target": "哎哟。你知道了哟" }, { "source": "知道为什么我老夜里叫了吧", "target": "我的呼噜让你做噩梦了" }, { "source": "所以你觉得今晚蛋挞怎么样", "target": "其实吧、我觉得今天蛋挞的味道不错、就是太少了" }, { "source": "其实吧、我觉得今天蛋挞的味道不错、就是太少了", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "我想说我准备去杭州海底捞哈哈", "target": "这么心酸吗" }, { "source": "头发都这么长了?我怎么感觉上次见你是短发?...", "target": "……时隔多日?" }, { "source": "老太婆到时候还得我让着你", "target": "还不错,咱俩不是一样大嘛" }, { "source": "还不错,咱俩不是一样大嘛", "target": "是是是那到时候就还是十六岁" }, { "source": "是是是那到时候就还是十六岁", "target": "很不错了" }, { "source": "期待超级农农", "target": "期待农农的口味" }, { "source": "口罩走起", "target": "有没有口罩一个给我" }, { "source": "有没有口罩一个给我", "target": "扔了都不给。" }, { "source": "你。。居然要在外地过生日。我很不能理解", "target": "这不是正好时间对上了?" }, { "source": "快点出被窝~", "target": "酝酿中" }, { "source": "要等21号回来吧!回来以后就要去找工作了", "target": "加油撒" }, { "source": "涂指甲油啦", "target": "嘻嘻都掉了" }, { "source": "嘻嘻都掉了", "target": "不要停" }, { "source": "不要停", "target": "啊哈?" }, { "source": "啊哈?", "target": "又在深夜捕获一只小你" }, { "source": "唐山要发河", "target": "什么情况" }, { "source": "三支一扶?我也报名了,我没去考", "target": "莫非我前面没来的那个人是你,哈哈~你江苏的跟安徽的都考上了吧?" }, { "source": "快睡", "target": "还没起来吗" }, { "source": "雀雀王", "target": "雀雀王是啥" }, { "source": "你跟他的眉毛眼睛鼻子嘴脸耳朵相似度高达90%", "target": "怎么会!!!虽然有人说我俩是兄妹,但是真感觉不出多像啊" }, { "source": "怎么会!!!虽然有人说我俩是兄妹,但是真感觉不出多像啊", "target": "这叫夫妻相" }, { "source": "崔崔,你秀逗啦?", "target": "没有丫~" }, { "source": "没有丫~", "target": "没有个毛毛!" }, { "source": "姑娘:我能怎么办我也很绝望呀", "target": "我愿意做这个姑娘回到高中写题!" }, { "source": "你在干嘛啊", "target": "看电影啊" }, { "source": "看电影啊", "target": "什么电影的?" }, { "source": "什么电影的?", "target": "狼族少年" }, { "source": "你去的地方好多", "target": "我有一颗远方的心" }, { "source": "亲们,我手麻爪了,先到这里", "target": "嗯哼!手麻了歇一会!" }, { "source": "我的天,你的脸最近真的是受苦了", "target": "啊哈哈" }, { "source": "不懂你们爱纹身的人心里我男朋友也是好几个纹身还要去纹", "target": "呵呵,我也不是太懂" }, { "source": "下雨啦(刚刚淋回来", "target": "睫毛掉眼睛里了" }, { "source": "这照片修的挺好的,你是计算机学院的?", "target": "文学院" }, { "source": "文学院", "target": "文学院也有这个雅兴?" }, { "source": "明世隐再帅帅不过百里守约", "target": "程咬金表示不服" }, { "source": "绿色的是抹茶吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "后浪劲儿挺大呀", "target": "呵呵呵。" }, { "source": "你咋个失恋啦", "target": "没有没有就是心烦了" }, { "source": "没有没有就是心烦了", "target": "感觉大家最近都不是很顺利哟" }, { "source": "感觉大家最近都不是很顺利哟", "target": "比如你科二没过吗哈哈" }, { "source": "比如你科二没过吗哈哈", "target": "太多了各种感情事业不顺利哎哭" }, { "source": "太多了各种感情事业不顺利哎哭", "target": "还在读书的人咋个就事业了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "还在读书的人咋个就事业了哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "我自己有小事业的" }, { "source": "我自己有小事业的", "target": "那很不错嘛加油总会好的" }, { "source": "惆怅", "target": "我想念。你以前的号" }, { "source": "我想念。你以前的号", "target": "我也想念其实长得都差不多" }, { "source": "我也想念其实长得都差不多", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈。是差不多。诶你最近是不是准备期末考噢" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈。是差不多。诶你最近是不是准备期末考噢", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "咋不拉我进群呢", "target": "你先加我" }, { "source": "你先加我", "target": "不是早就加了么" }, { "source": "不是早就加了么", "target": "加我小号" }, { "source": "加我小号", "target": "小号什么?" }, { "source": "亲你上次说你家钥匙在谁那?我忘了,今晚打电话给你打不通,我想借你们的被子一用", "target": "在张宇娟那里。她在我家住呢。637801" }, { "source": "在张宇娟那里。她在我家住呢。637801", "target": "哦哦,那我就直接找她就行了,不打给你了。" }, { "source": "光明广场这么好看?", "target": "对啊,你都没时间去看,喝多了没" }, { "source": "对啊,你都没时间去看,喝多了没", "target": "喝什么?" }, { "source": "喝什么?", "target": "你没喝酒啊" }, { "source": "你这是在作诗!", "target": "哈哈哈。结果好像又不是诗" }, { "source": "放弃了就会发现新生活其实挺好的", "target": "看来是经历过啊" }, { "source": "看来是经历过啊", "target": "很多很多哇" }, { "source": "那个稻香村好看得很呐~~~", "target": "等你过生我也整一盒" }, { "source": "等你过生我也整一盒", "target": "我不要吃勒!!要长莽" }, { "source": "可以带我吗", "target": "可以呀" }, { "source": "用着最贵的护肤品,熬着最贵的夜", "target": "不要熬夜了啊,早点睡吧伤不起" }, { "source": "你的煲冬瓜好尊啊~~", "target": "胖妞" }, { "source": "胖妞", "target": "哎…你想我不" }, { "source": "哎…你想我不", "target": "想噻你好好学习啊~" }, { "source": "请问,送胸吗?", "target": "切下来送你吗" }, { "source": "切下来送你吗", "target": "你要是愿意,我也不介意的" }, { "source": "你要是愿意,我也不介意的", "target": "把身上其他地方的肉分给你都可以" }, { "source": "宿醉?", "target": "午睡太久。" }, { "source": "午睡太久。", "target": "两点就开始嗞啦嗞啦锯钢筋了,你能睡得着?我被吵得睡不好。" }, { "source": "两点就开始嗞啦嗞啦锯钢筋了,你能睡得着?我被吵得睡不好。", "target": "我把自己调到睡眠模式,跟飞行模式一样的" }, { "source": "我把自己调到睡眠模式,跟飞行模式一样的", "target": "我木有那个功能" }, { "source": "我木有那个功能", "target": "出厂的时候没有设置好。" }, { "source": "我都不知道你已经出国了啊", "target": "这是你的风格,我5月份就回来了" }, { "source": "你带自己媳妇打胎为啥不是你花而是借", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "你们单位怎么那么多假真是让人好气", "target": "好气,但是还是要面带微笑" }, { "source": "好气,但是还是要面带微笑", "target": "先告诉我你们是什么单位?还要不要人了" }, { "source": "先告诉我你们是什么单位?还要不要人了", "target": "保密单位" }, { "source": "保密单位", "target": "那你天天还敢定位" }, { "source": "那你天天还敢定位", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈以前我们单位是连牌子都不挂的,现在大门不要太威风" }, { "source": "一路顺风~", "target": "师傅安排安排过来吃锅盖面啊" }, { "source": "师傅安排安排过来吃锅盖面啊", "target": "你们啥时候有时间啊~对了,回头把你俩手机号告诉我" }, { "source": "你们啥时候有时间啊~对了,回头把你俩手机号告诉我", "target": "恩,好的,回去有空咱们安排安排" }, { "source": "恩,好的,回去有空咱们安排安排", "target": "没问题!" }, { "source": "复活节岛,帅!", "target": "喔喔耶耶" }, { "source": "奋斗的幕后,加油", "target": "总要经历的。。。" }, { "source": "下次一定会听到的把我的好运分给你", "target": "蒽,下次又不知道什么时候了,可以给我推荐些好吃的" }, { "source": "蒽,下次又不知道什么时候了,可以给我推荐些好吃的", "target": "武汉的好吃的那就是周黑鸭辣,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "武汉的好吃的那就是周黑鸭辣,哈哈哈", "target": "确实是辣~~~" }, { "source": "确实是辣~~~", "target": "祝你好运哟" }, { "source": "干嘛只有表情", "target": "我不知道要怎么回你了" }, { "source": "我不知道要怎么回你了", "target": "我发那么字你发个表情然后不知道怎么回我" }, { "source": "我发那么字你发个表情然后不知道怎么回我", "target": "你肯定说的很无语" }, { "source": "你肯定说的很无语", "target": "什么我肯定说的很无语" }, { "source": "什么我肯定说的很无语", "target": "你说的话肯定让我不知道回你什么啊" }, { "source": "你说的话肯定让我不知道回你什么啊", "target": "我有那么厉害吗,还能让你回不了嘴" }, { "source": "你一笑我高兴很多天你一句话我记好多年", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "妆好看", "target": "蟹蟹" }, { "source": "思考人生", "target": "思考个鬼手机翻来翻去都快失灵了" }, { "source": "思考个鬼手机翻来翻去都快失灵了", "target": "那就去睡觉啊" }, { "source": "那就去睡觉啊", "target": "这么早会失眠得而且卧室无线特别弱!" }, { "source": "这么早会失眠得而且卧室无线特别弱!", "target": "看剧啊,都快11点了" }, { "source": "看剧啊,都快11点了", "target": "最近都不喜欢追了怎么办" }, { "source": "最近都不喜欢追了怎么办", "target": "没事看看就想看了" }, { "source": "为什么健身费会沉淀呢", "target": "因为家里买了小器械,哈哈哈家" }, { "source": "因为家里买了小器械,哈哈哈家", "target": "厉害啦" }, { "source": "又漂亮又善良那还得了", "target": "说的是我吗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "一辈子这么长你连自己剥虾的时间都没了?", "target": "想要原图" }, { "source": "想要原图", "target": "发你了" }, { "source": "高考加油金榜题名", "target": "金榜题名" }, { "source": "糖哥,你这话是啥意思呢", "target": "不懂啥意思,你就慢慢想呗!明天我回学校了,等你翻!" }, { "source": "去哪里", "target": "不去哪里我明天做饭哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "手比胸好看", "target": "胆子大了?!?嗯?" }, { "source": "拉仇恨的做法实在是不发则已一发不可收你开心就好啦", "target": "所以我们是拉仇恨了吗?可是你的脸都盖上了呀" }, { "source": "所以我们是拉仇恨了吗?可是你的脸都盖上了呀", "target": "掩耳盗铃儿响叮当仁不让我一次爱个够了没有时候有时候我会相信一切有尽头" }, { "source": "掩耳盗铃儿响叮当仁不让我一次爱个够了没有时候有时候我会相信一切有尽头", "target": "看不懂…" }, { "source": "2017好事连连梦想成真~希望看到更加美好的你!爱笑又努力的你,幸运永远不会差的.元旦快乐!", "target": "新年快乐亲爱的好好照顾自己早日卸货" }, { "source": "我家的绣球也开花了", "target": "你家的是一如既往的开的好…我家这个常年不开" }, { "source": "上海也不收礼物吗?那么我写信吧···", "target": "不知道是否因为我今次送给深深的礼物,而影响了深深不再收礼物,我带给深深太多麻烦,真的非常抱歉" }, { "source": "你有审美?那你是有多好看啊?", "target": "审美高不代表长得好看呀长得不好看的人还不能有审美了咋滴" }, { "source": "结了婚在哪住?", "target": "结了婚住观府啥时候约一个" }, { "source": "结了婚住观府啥时候约一个", "target": "好近,,也没约过" }, { "source": "小孩子别说脏话,早点睡,不然不长个", "target": "这怎么睡啊" }, { "source": "小可爱", "target": "这次是个小弟弟,叫怼怼" }, { "source": "再次见到你两边头发都长出来了", "target": "对呀,就是现在的长度还是有点儿尴尬" }, { "source": "胳膊放的显粗", "target": "本来就粗不是你喜欢的型" }, { "source": "本来就粗不是你喜欢的型", "target": "本来胳膊还是的。。。" }, { "source": "本来胳膊还是的。。。", "target": "还是啥?" }, { "source": "还是啥?", "target": "还是喜欢的" }, { "source": "招待大姐是我们的荣幸", "target": "谁是大姐····" }, { "source": "谁是大姐····", "target": "巧萍是陆丰大姐!" }, { "source": "人总是要经历一些以为自己会伤透心的事情,才会明白更多原先不太确定的事,不一定非要去学习,可以找一件事情让自己完全投入,不用想太多不好的事情。慢慢你会喜欢上现在的自己,不用三心二意的,不用太顾及别人。只为了自己而活!", "target": "诶……你说的对想不到你的见解都这么深刻……现在我真的已经想通了或者说快想通了…对了思思现在还早上去占座么?" }, { "source": "敢不敢来首山丹丹开花红艳艳", "target": "不会内个-0-" }, { "source": "上一条发错了,请大家原谅!", "target": "爱你,就必须爱22的你~" }, { "source": "爱你,就必须爱22的你~", "target": "错,是什么都要爱" }, { "source": "说话不算话,哼,再见", "target": "呵呵,看出来是召唤你的啦?还不太井井啦~" }, { "source": "呵呵,看出来是召唤你的啦?还不太井井啦~", "target": "快告诉我!你这个大傻,对了,大品考试了?怎么样" }, { "source": "快告诉我!你这个大傻,对了,大品考试了?怎么样", "target": "这个,其实,得面授~~~~~" }, { "source": "只有做成刺身才不叫浪费?", "target": "看价格" }, { "source": "假期刚去过,不过以后还会去!最喜欢的城市", "target": "有时间多多互动交流。" }, { "source": "为什么都想去西藏...高原有什么意思", "target": "因为知道自己近几年几乎没可能去所以才想,又远又神秘又美,一辈子没机会去很多次" }, { "source": "因为知道自己近几年几乎没可能去所以才想,又远又神秘又美,一辈子没机会去很多次", "target": "我完全没有这种想法呢..." }, { "source": "我完全没有这种想法呢...", "target": "因为你家那里已经很棒" }, { "source": "因为你家那里已经很棒", "target": "来云南玩好了" }, { "source": "前排高能请赞我", "target": "我咬你" }, { "source": "我咬你", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我吃你" }, { "source": "消防队居然不收费……", "target": "一直想知道收不收钱,这下知道了!" }, { "source": "有时间吗我们谈个恋爱", "target": "没有很忙" }, { "source": "不要扎偶", "target": "就要扎你!" }, { "source": "就要扎你!", "target": "或许上捷豹更能报复我" }, { "source": "关键是,赵医生揍你是去年10月24号,蜗牛开播还是这天哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "巧了哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "A200L?A级也要出三厢版了吗", "target": "A.一直都有三箱" }, { "source": "A.一直都有三箱", "target": "才出的三厢呀以前没有" }, { "source": "机械战警呢?", "target": "没有看哦~应该也不错~这部网上还没有高清……" }, { "source": "哥你上线了不考虑更个博吗?还是在编辑中……", "target": "编辑中" }, { "source": "编辑中", "target": "所以编辑好了么?" }, { "source": "少了阳光", "target": "恩,今天是阴天。" }, { "source": "早安啦哈哈哈", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "天惹暑假你怎么回家?", "target": "这么早就要准备买机票了吗" }, { "source": "这么早就要准备买机票了吗", "target": "因为火车都是提前两个月订噜,机票也差不多可以了吧...." }, { "source": "因为火车都是提前两个月订噜,机票也差不多可以了吧....", "target": "所以我们买机票还是火车票" }, { "source": "没钱啊", "target": "把出海的钱预支一下" }, { "source": "把出海的钱预支一下", "target": "他没收到短信呀" }, { "source": "我的天哪生日快乐", "target": "唉你忘了是不是" }, { "source": "唉你忘了是不是", "target": "我错了大哥" }, { "source": "我错了大哥", "target": "唉不是很想原谅" }, { "source": "唉不是很想原谅", "target": "那你要咋个才能原谅我" }, { "source": "那你要咋个才能原谅我", "target": "你这种一问那我要好好考虑下" }, { "source": "你这种一问那我要好好考虑下", "target": "想好了给我说" }, { "source": "我这哈都在上班,你来看我嘛", "target": "屁,放元旦,你在上班,鬼信啊" }, { "source": "屁,放元旦,你在上班,鬼信啊", "target": "真的啊,儿霍你" }, { "source": "你作为一个30岁的人、还在这儿呸呸、、", "target": "你才30岁。" }, { "source": "你才30岁。", "target": "你以为我是你啊、" }, { "source": "你以为我是你啊、", "target": "严重鄙视你。" }, { "source": "严重鄙视你。", "target": "你来咬我呀、" }, { "source": "你来咬我呀、", "target": "你过来让我咬撒。" }, { "source": "你过来让我咬撒。", "target": "求咬、" }, { "source": "求咬、", "target": "你来撒。" }, { "source": "你来撒。", "target": "你来咬我舍、" }, { "source": "你来咬我舍、", "target": "你有本事来撒。" }, { "source": "你有本事来撒。", "target": "你有本事你就来咬我呀、" }, { "source": "你有本事你就来咬我呀、", "target": "你有本事就过来让我玩" }, { "source": "你有本事就过来让我玩", "target": "你有本事就来咬、" }, { "source": "你有本事就来咬、", "target": "难得跟你纠缠" }, { "source": "难得跟你纠缠", "target": "你敢吗、" }, { "source": "你敢吗、", "target": "堵我嗦。你来。我咬给你看" }, { "source": "耶,起床的早哦", "target": "是啊……我说了我早上多早就回醒的嘛……早衰啊……" }, { "source": "是啊……我说了我早上多早就回醒的嘛……早衰啊……", "target": "那是健康嘛,不过多睡哈哈也可以减肥" }, { "source": "那是健康嘛,不过多睡哈哈也可以减肥", "target": "我知道为什么我是现在这种身材了……睡少了" }, { "source": "老板真懂", "target": "老板比6s还溜" }, { "source": "老板比6s还溜", "target": "搞笑" }, { "source": "我在公交上见过司机吃葡萄", "target": "葡萄好像没有味道" }, { "source": "葡萄好像没有味道", "target": "没有味道,司机也不能边开车边拿塑料袋里的葡萄吃一个接一个的吃" }, { "source": "桃蛋应该用什么土养呢?大神快告诉我们", "target": "配土没什么绝对的,颗粒增加多点,可以有效控水" }, { "source": "恐龙园就在我后头,我是不是每天都去溜一圈才对得起这么好的地段", "target": "对啊,不然多浪费" }, { "source": "真的,反正考研不用出门,在室内有暖气,很热的,睡觉就穿个裤衩", "target": "我去就不报销机票了,感情淡了" }, { "source": "请我吃饭就行", "target": "是不是想吃巴掌" }, { "source": "是不是想吃巴掌", "target": "你的良心不会痛吗" }, { "source": "网红你好", "target": "你也好" }, { "source": "完美自信", "target": "霸气娇俏" }, { "source": "霸气娇俏", "target": "全世界也没几个人敢挑战如此奢华的豹纹啊~" }, { "source": "全世界也没几个人敢挑战如此奢华的豹纹啊~", "target": "还有那娇嫩的粉色勾勒出身材完美的曲线让人怦然心动" }, { "source": "真厉害吃素", "target": "还好我吃鸡蛋的哈哈" }, { "source": "末日该有的状态!我也折腾了一天,睡一觉明天就好了!一路平安!", "target": "嗯嗯,好的,咱们都睡个好觉~" }, { "source": "少爷吃饭了木有呀", "target": "少爷说他去吃饭了肿么不下线捏" }, { "source": "少爷说他去吃饭了肿么不下线捏", "target": "我好饿啊" }, { "source": "我好饿啊", "target": "啊你还木有吃饭吗亲?" }, { "source": "手机没有那么多流量看", "target": "那就下次看么。。。。现在快去睡觉!~" }, { "source": "那就下次看么。。。。现在快去睡觉!~", "target": "在哪,看不到" }, { "source": "我还是改用手纸吧,要不太费了!", "target": "赶紧吃药才对。" }, { "source": "赶紧吃药才对。", "target": "我想不药而愈!" }, { "source": "我想不药而愈!", "target": "有的等了……" }, { "source": "有的等了……", "target": "嘿嘿!" }, { "source": "把人拍丑了", "target": "因为本来就不好看" }, { "source": "因为本来就不好看", "target": "谁说不好看我跟谁急!" }, { "source": "谁说不好看我跟谁急!", "target": "我说的……" }, { "source": "升职不用愁", "target": "哈哈你这想多了吧" }, { "source": "加油,互助", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "头发好看耶", "target": "哈哈哈哈开心!!" }, { "source": "亲爱的我们九月份就结婚吧。十一有点晚。", "target": "好吧!还是先去领证吧!" }, { "source": "好吧!还是先去领证吧!", "target": "不行。先摆酒席!再领证!" }, { "source": "不行。先摆酒席!再领证!", "target": "那不用请太多人吧!" }, { "source": "那不用请太多人吧!", "target": "不行!全请!" }, { "source": "不行!全请!", "target": "那有多少人啊?" }, { "source": "那有多少人啊?", "target": "你自己算吧" }, { "source": "你自己算吧", "target": "好吧,到时候还要度蜜月呢" }, { "source": "清明节。。。嘿嘿嘿", "target": "好!我星期六去武汉找一天去找你" }, { "source": "好!我星期六去武汉找一天去找你", "target": "好的好的。。。" }, { "source": "今晚还有青云志吗叔", "target": "更了" }, { "source": "刚刚我和刘叶航打游戏去了,他说以后没人陪他通宵打游戏了", "target": "告诉他以后晚上通宵可以开语音通的" }, { "source": "头发都介么长了", "target": "对快到胸了" }, { "source": "信息被盗?天啊", "target": "看我朋友圈兔姨姨" }, { "source": "看我朋友圈兔姨姨", "target": "咦,你接触的什么人" }, { "source": "咦,你接触的什么人", "target": "一言难尽……反正不要和陌生人说话" }, { "source": "吃饭啊", "target": "辛苦您了" }, { "source": "辛苦您了", "target": "明天晚上还有场比赛呢" }, { "source": "明天晚上还有场比赛呢", "target": "哦哦" }, { "source": "哦哦", "target": "记得我的饭。我早早就去了哈" }, { "source": "记得我的饭。我早早就去了哈", "target": "二食堂的小米粥" }, { "source": "二食堂的小米粥", "target": "也算" }, { "source": "也算", "target": "你可以" }, { "source": "受不住啊!", "target": "你家的没劲都…" }, { "source": "你家的没劲都…", "target": "你可以喝长烧" }, { "source": "你可以喝长烧", "target": "也不行…对我来说…都是水…" }, { "source": "也不行…对我来说…都是水…", "target": "重口味!我是小清新" }, { "source": "重口味!我是小清新", "target": "说谎的人要吞1000根针哦…" }, { "source": "说谎的人要吞1000根针哦…", "target": "厄。。。那算了" }, { "source": "厄。。。那算了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈…" }, { "source": "子柒呀!我是2:02从筛子里掉出去的那个红椒呀", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈你也太可爱了啊" }, { "source": "猫的大餐还没开始么?", "target": "一气呵成,吃好了,中午没吃" }, { "source": "早呀,宣宣,陪你去看雷阵雨~", "target": "人家看流星雨,你看雷阵雨" }, { "source": "吃这么多热的东西不怕上火啊", "target": "吃了会更旺哦~" }, { "source": "朋友说我化了妆,一定要拍照", "target": "演技派?" }, { "source": "脸不够漂亮,换给脸吧", "target": "这个接受纯天然就好" }, { "source": "这么晚了。。居然还不睡觉?。。牛叉的熬夜妹。。属猫的吧", "target": "习惯了!最后那句是什么意思啊~感觉像骂人的!" }, { "source": "习惯了!最后那句是什么意思啊~感觉像骂人的!", "target": "总不能用老虎来形容吧" }, { "source": "你去哪了?", "target": "是要去常州的,出差" }, { "source": "是要去常州的,出差", "target": "那你下错车了?到哪啦" }, { "source": "那你下错车了?到哪啦", "target": "苏州" }, { "source": "苏州", "target": "早下了,咋不听广播呢?那再上车,哈" }, { "source": "早下了,咋不听广播呢?那再上车,哈", "target": "我听了好几遍…我糊涂起来完全不可理喻的…下车的时候还想怎么早到了那么多" }, { "source": "我听了好几遍…我糊涂起来完全不可理喻的…下车的时候还想怎么早到了那么多", "target": "以前公交可以理解,火车这厉害的!" }, { "source": "我现在基本天天都逆向骑电动车", "target": "别害别人" }, { "source": "昨天20度,今天31度,让我情何以堪……", "target": "鬼天气崩溃" }, { "source": "眉毛好好看", "target": "我也觉得是外面化的一字眉" }, { "source": "试图从床单花纹的走向,占卜人类未来的命运", "target": "数花瓣数不过来" }, { "source": "哪个医院会看A?除了传院", "target": "我又没有动刀" }, { "source": "我又没有动刀", "target": "是不是不动刀的都可以去其他医院看病?" }, { "source": "是不是不动刀的都可以去其他医院看病?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "不用说自己A就可以?" }, { "source": "不用说自己A就可以?", "target": "不用动刀谁查A?" }, { "source": "不用动刀谁查A?", "target": "喔。明白了。长知识了" }, { "source": "起这么早还是晚上没睡?……", "target": "没睡" }, { "source": "我要回家啊啊啊!!!", "target": "哈哈,等你们回来~" }, { "source": "哈哈,等你们回来~", "target": "我可以说相见不如怀念蛮?。。。。" }, { "source": "我可以说相见不如怀念蛮?。。。。", "target": "可以可以啊~" }, { "source": "优化仲夏夜", "target": "官博发过说会优化,慢慢等" }, { "source": "快快把那刀收起来", "target": "收起来拉放在宿舍杀水果" }, { "source": "收起来拉放在宿舍杀水果", "target": "切西瓜" }, { "source": "切西瓜", "target": "想吃" }, { "source": "想吃", "target": "小区楼下有的买的" }, { "source": "小区楼下有的买的", "target": "好注意" }, { "source": "没有出白色的毛细根??", "target": "是呀……" }, { "source": "不要着急,都是过程,我家像你宝那么小的时候,就吃一点点,这几天好像肚子开了窟窿,好了好多,而且还是原来根本不吃的东西,慢慢来吧!", "target": "嗯嗯。又给了我信念,继续加油!" }, { "source": "表示每次去吃自助餐有火锅和烧烤的,都是把烧烤的关掉因为不会烤啊", "target": "好嗅只吃火锅就亏了" }, { "source": "计划旅行,我看行!", "target": "先把好吃的吃过瘾再说。" }, { "source": "在这看到熟人", "target": "原来你也在关注这事" }, { "source": "原来你也在关注这事", "target": "今天看见有人截图发空间,就来凑个热闹" }, { "source": "今天看见有人截图发空间,就来凑个热闹", "target": "我也是看到了就来了" }, { "source": "晚安好梦", "target": "等一会入梦" }, { "source": "等一会入梦", "target": "晚安好梦晨曦" }, { "source": "晚安好梦晨曦", "target": "午好阿龙" }, { "source": "午好阿龙", "target": "午好晨曦,该吃饭了,别饿着" }, { "source": "午好晨曦,该吃饭了,别饿着", "target": "是的,该午饭了" }, { "source": "人力资源这个专业好吗高三狗提问", "target": "自己喜欢最重要" }, { "source": "有英国的朋友看看明天的报纸,为什么温格不换人吗?", "target": "请问可以换谁?" }, { "source": "我去探探里逛逛,看可能给我室友逛个男神出来", "target": "啊嘞,自己嘞?" }, { "source": "深圳现在很冷么?还有居然这么早就起了", "target": "回去了给你下大麦啊下载好了但是没搞明白怎么报名啊..." }, { "source": "想起了一条狗的使命", "target": "有时候想起来都要哭..." }, { "source": "一天上王者,包治百病", "target": "包瘦" }, { "source": "找个男票帮你买药,给你暖胃", "target": "你来阿" }, { "source": "爱你爱你,超级爱你!", "target": "也爱你们哟!" }, { "source": "好看好看真好看~佳能100D吗?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "意大利杯无所谓了,还是联赛和欧冠重要~", "target": "但是连输米兰两场的话有点情何以堪啊…" }, { "source": "但是连输米兰两场的话有点情何以堪啊…", "target": "这倒是。。。那周中要好好督战了!" }, { "source": "买拿铁送的杯子吗?好看的", "target": "当然是花钱买的啦" }, { "source": "眼前正有钟", "target": "嘀嗒嘀嗒好听不。。。" }, { "source": "你今天生日吗????", "target": "嗯嗯…" }, { "source": "嗯嗯…", "target": "这么好~~生日快乐啦" }, { "source": "这么好~~生日快乐啦", "target": "谢啦!刚吃了蛋糕,给你" }, { "source": "谢啦!刚吃了蛋糕,给你", "target": "帮我多吃点啊" }, { "source": "即使你明白很多但你依然做不好很多", "target": "那就是没有真的明白" }, { "source": "我也穿了但是套了外套怕晒黑", "target": "今天出门好多女生都穿裙子了。" }, { "source": "自己基本可以把握大体方向", "target": "难,有些事不是自己说了算" }, { "source": "发型赶脚还不错", "target": "我又不会吹" }, { "source": "我又不会吹", "target": "那是吹出来的吗" }, { "source": "那是吹出来的吗", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "那是不是一晚上就变回去了" }, { "source": "周四快乐", "target": "同乐同乐。。。" }, { "source": "师姐快来打救我们", "target": "其实他是你师兄,湛江市都知道的" }, { "source": "其实他是你师兄,湛江市都知道的", "target": "我真的这样叫过" }, { "source": "我真的这样叫过", "target": "背叛我!" }, { "source": "背叛我!", "target": "才没,冤枉啊!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯··今日都辛苦晒啦··今晚训个好觉····", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "他准备给你表演撑爆衬衣", "target": "买s号!分分钟撑爆" }, { "source": "买s号!分分钟撑爆", "target": "出息!!!" }, { "source": "师傅冻的已穿羽绒服", "target": "你这也太夸张了,穿件大衣就行了吧" }, { "source": "你这也太夸张了,穿件大衣就行了吧", "target": "骑车可冷了,尤其是晚上回家的时候。办公室里我穿羽绒服坎肩" }, { "source": "不是说好不转发吗?说好的低调呢?下次演唱会要罚你们加班到天亮。", "target": "那就一起低调好了" }, { "source": "感觉欧洲没有云南好,风景,气候,物价", "target": "哈,水平不一样,没法直接比。" }, { "source": "小白吗", "target": "一个上网本,装不回去了" }, { "source": "一个上网本,装不回去了", "target": "去店里装吧,别弄坏了。" }, { "source": "去店里装吧,别弄坏了。", "target": "电脑进可乐了…无法开机了,还是神州好" }, { "source": "师友早安,送你天天。", "target": "晚安!" }, { "source": "晚安!", "target": "静心入眠" }, { "source": "谢谢毛毛们", "target": "不用客气" }, { "source": "天色已黄昏", "target": "哈哈一看就是学渣。" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "家徒四壁" }, { "source": "雀儿八十有点丑噢", "target": "好吃真的不错期待吧" }, { "source": "说明你即将有大喜事发生呀", "target": "是不是要生二胎了" }, { "source": "百度发生了什么?", "target": "哈哈,自己查查看。" }, { "source": "每天把我叫醒的不是闹钟,也不是梦想,是我根本就没睡着~", "target": "帅的睡不着,也是苦了你了" }, { "source": "帅的睡不着,也是苦了你了", "target": "每天都好辛苦~帅的睡不着" }, { "source": "一辆奥迪…一辆法拉利…", "target": "我可以是路过嘛" }, { "source": "娱乐圈的人,赚的是观众的钱,你说需不需要我们原谅?", "target": "你给钱人家赚了?" }, { "source": "你烫头发了", "target": "不用天天洗头啦" }, { "source": "采访一下你千万种滤镜为何你总是选择非主流的这种?", "target": "就是为了吸引你这种不回短信的人。" }, { "source": "就是为了吸引你这种不回短信的人。", "target": "啊你给我发了短信?" }, { "source": "啊你给我发了短信?", "target": "劳资最晚2点发你" }, { "source": "喜欢雪天啊,可惜武汉的雪花飘落中就已不在了", "target": "武汉下雪少吧" }, { "source": "武汉下雪少吧", "target": "是啊,不过每年还是可以看见雪花的" }, { "source": "是啊,不过每年还是可以看见雪花的", "target": "还是喜欢武汉" }, { "source": "土豆在上海啊", "target": "我在会展中心,W4A83展位" }, { "source": "因为北边的树木有危机感,知道留给它们的阳光没有南边的多,孔子云:时不北待。", "target": "哦,原来孔子早就知道这个道理了" }, { "source": "哦,原来孔子早就知道这个道理了", "target": "所以才叫孔圣人,啥都知道啊!" }, { "source": "老师你应该在笼子底部铺点棉花在简陋也应该铺块纸板要爱护小兔兔的脚", "target": "她会去啃棉花和报纸的" }, { "source": "她会去啃棉花和报纸的", "target": "那就买个好点的笼子嘛不贵的" }, { "source": "那就买个好点的笼子嘛不贵的", "target": "学校有,等我过几天拿回去" }, { "source": "学校有,等我过几天拿回去", "target": "哈哈这算不算公器私用" }, { "source": "哈哈这算不算公器私用", "target": "不是,是我放在学校的,是私人物品!" }, { "source": "不是,是我放在学校的,是私人物品!", "target": "哇塞其实我之前养过仓鼠的说" }, { "source": "哇塞其实我之前养过仓鼠的说", "target": "最后呢" }, { "source": "有假期真是幸福", "target": "最后一个了" }, { "source": "我这种渣还没有做过书签", "target": "可以试试呀" }, { "source": "可以试试呀", "target": "感觉手不巧会残" }, { "source": "感觉手不巧会残", "target": "残个几次就好了" }, { "source": "爱玛APP魔性了!!", "target": "快快快用起来" }, { "source": "笑而不语", "target": "瘆的慌------" }, { "source": "感恩!你公婆真的很好!", "target": "真的!我都要哭了" }, { "source": "旗袍美呦呼~~~~~~~~~", "target": "被基友吐槽和之前的没差别...明明花纹不一样好吗" }, { "source": "美醉了好吗我一女的都要弯了", "target": "别弯" }, { "source": "人生的路走好不容易", "target": "谨慎再谨慎" }, { "source": "我觉得这零食,太符合你们气质了", "target": "没错没错" }, { "source": "别秀智商下限了", "target": "说的好像你智商多高一样?秀一下你的逻辑啊,我看看你高智商的逻辑是怎样的" }, { "source": "我帅雯中秋快乐", "target": "你也要快乐哦" }, { "source": "你也要快乐哦", "target": "还没蹦过迪,怎么肯老去" }, { "source": "我有一双类似的白色的,穿起来不实用但是很好看,因为只有冬天穿还要陪合适的裤子", "target": "怎么叫不实用啊??不好穿吗?" }, { "source": "怎么叫不实用啊??不好穿吗?", "target": "我脚肥,买的时候比平常穿的号码买大了两个号还是有点磨脚,这是我脚的问题,实体店都有这些款,你去试穿一下喜欢就好啊" }, { "source": "我脚肥,买的时候比平常穿的号码买大了两个号还是有点磨脚,这是我脚的问题,实体店都有这些款,你去试穿一下喜欢就好啊", "target": "啊,我已经买了" }, { "source": "啊,我已经买了", "target": "你穿着肯定漂亮" }, { "source": "大晚上的", "target": "挖到失眠挖到通宵" }, { "source": "我掉进河里了亲!", "target": "你可咋整?救不救?" }, { "source": "怎么换白色啊", "target": "馀款拍白色就好了呀" }, { "source": "看到了窗上的喜喜字!哈哈", "target": "是啊小飞飞哥哥嫂嫂新婚呀" }, { "source": "昨晚看完晚上做噩梦了都", "target": "别自己瞎跑噢" }, { "source": "来武汉呀请你吃鸭脖子", "target": "我也说过这句话,话说上次刘教授带的鸭脖子都让他吃完了" }, { "source": "你是谁,你不是大千", "target": "我是千树梨" }, { "source": "我是千树梨", "target": "我的天美美美" }, { "source": "今天路上特别堵", "target": "下雨。地铁里人比较少再加上一号线停运" }, { "source": "今天真的看到熊猫了的", "target": "现在这个天去跑步天还没黑正好可以看清" }, { "source": "现在这个天去跑步天还没黑正好可以看清", "target": "对头," }, { "source": "比东北更腐朽的是安徽,大量人逃到了上海", "target": "合肥还是挺好的,相邻的淮南就太差了,煤经济不行了之后就一蹶不振了。" }, { "source": "合肥还是挺好的,相邻的淮南就太差了,煤经济不行了之后就一蹶不振了。", "target": "淮南就是作死谁都救不了它" }, { "source": "淮南就是作死谁都救不了它", "target": "跟东北一样的情况" }, { "source": "长发烫出来有这样的效果吗?", "target": "可以烫造型烫发" }, { "source": "看你面相,果然是520加班的", "target": "我也加班了520只吃了一根香蕉和一个小杯面" }, { "source": "我有炸毛小狮子的玩偶", "target": "了不得" }, { "source": "收成哪些的,我是食珍的", "target": "中和" }, { "source": "好奇你以什么理由请的假", "target": "就正常病假啊" }, { "source": "我要做动车回家的,快递也快不了,哎,要不你借个楼也送了反正也是给谦友", "target": "没有这边的谦友地方太偏了" }, { "source": "我就想问过了的人儿有收到那种未通过改成绩的垃圾信息或邮件吗", "target": "我短信电话还有邮箱都收到了结果还是过了不要相信那些骗子" }, { "source": "我短信电话还有邮箱都收到了结果还是过了不要相信那些骗子", "target": "好棒" }, { "source": "300元高价回收!", "target": "250元出了" }, { "source": "我就点了一个什么自动填充就全部都没有了!!!!!!!!", "target": "现在弄好没呢?" }, { "source": "现在弄好没呢?", "target": "OK啦" }, { "source": "要当主持人了节奏", "target": "你真聪明" }, { "source": "你真聪明", "target": "那必须了吧" }, { "source": "嫉妒我太文艺", "target": "想你了" }, { "source": "江小美你好,好瘦啊。一趟重庆,我胖三斤", "target": "背着我吃啥了" }, { "source": "背着我吃啥了", "target": "面对着你吃了两大盆你给大家买的美食难道你忘了吗" }, { "source": "面对着你吃了两大盆你给大家买的美食难道你忘了吗", "target": "有吗?我不记得了啊!我吃了吗?" }, { "source": "你是哪个", "target": "1+2+3怎么破" }, { "source": "也喜欢吃山竹!", "target": "哈哈,一样一样的我们。" }, { "source": "心疼你", "target": "我可怜" }, { "source": "念念不忘", "target": "刚刚路过天津大学了,好巧" }, { "source": "刚刚路过天津大学了,好巧", "target": "想我了不" }, { "source": "想我了不", "target": "是呀,每次回来你都不在这" }, { "source": "下雪还考什么试啊。。成绩好任性。。", "target": "有脾气就可以任性,跟成绩无关!" }, { "source": "我也买了一个,返利真高,觉得以前错过一个亿啊", "target": "也不是所有时候都有高返利" }, { "source": "也不是所有时候都有高返利", "target": "对啊,遇到了就不想错过" }, { "source": "睡粉不好不好", "target": "不好" }, { "source": "你快乐吗", "target": "我以为我很快乐" }, { "source": "老铁你没艾特我", "target": "你你你换名字了" }, { "source": "你你你换名字了", "target": "早就换啦" }, { "source": "早就换啦", "target": "剪切板是老的剪切板" }, { "source": "这大帽沿,能遮雨了", "target": "还能防狼" }, { "source": "鸡蛋头'''走在路上都不想跟你打招呼了''小丸子的蛋爷爷", "target": "哎哟,小姑娘丫," }, { "source": "哎哟,小姑娘丫,", "target": "晚上''打坐''头发!!头发!'快回来!!!" }, { "source": "晚上''打坐''头发!!头发!'快回来!!!", "target": "我不是大风!!" }, { "source": "想着姣,写成圆", "target": "没睡醒?" }, { "source": "没睡醒?", "target": "当时是刚刚醒,哈哈" }, { "source": "注意美感!!!", "target": "我是粗人" }, { "source": "我是粗人", "target": "你这个疯只,换个头像吧" }, { "source": "深海诱惑", "target": "相当诱惑" }, { "source": "好快~不知道下次见五月天是什么时候了", "target": "我也不知道下一次是什么时候。。北京,上海的票全没买。要开始工作了。" }, { "source": "我永远陪着宝贝", "target": "困死我了" }, { "source": "大帅,新年快乐!", "target": "呵呵,也祝你新年快乐啊!啥时候再来南京?提前告知一声。" }, { "source": "又臭美呢,我被组织抛弃了~~~~~", "target": "你不约会了嘛,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你不约会了嘛,哈哈哈", "target": "我去办事去了~~~切" }, { "source": "早上好~我也搬砖很久了", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "台美来!", "target": "哦吼,回来撒,曼哈顿等你呢" }, { "source": "哦吼,回来撒,曼哈顿等你呢", "target": "外十一下课曼哈顿起了佛的呢" }, { "source": "请多甩表情包", "target": "我就不!" }, { "source": "上次微薄还中了一百元的卷,不知道过期没", "target": "目测应该过期了……" }, { "source": "干掉营销号,兄弟们冲啊", "target": "捞疯" }, { "source": "捞疯", "target": "谢九连" }, { "source": "新年快乐,他女朋友", "target": "他媳妇收到啦" }, { "source": "他媳妇收到啦", "target": "我说的不够亲密" }, { "source": "好看好看,我也要帮你给他笔芯", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,超级小,照片拍起来显大" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,超级小,照片拍起来显大", "target": "你皮肤白戴什么都好看,盲目喜欢你戴的饰品们。" }, { "source": "你皮肤白戴什么都好看,盲目喜欢你戴的饰品们。", "target": "爱你,小宝宝快生了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,毛比较蓬松而已。。。脸可不像。", "target": "这泰迪确实不纯,但蛮好看的,就是好大哦" }, { "source": "这泰迪确实不纯,但蛮好看的,就是好大哦", "target": "嗯,我家大的确实不纯,不过小的是纯比熊啦。" }, { "source": "嗯,我家大的确实不纯,不过小的是纯比熊啦。", "target": "不纯的也好看的串串还聪明是不是小时候吃多了所以大" }, { "source": "不纯的也好看的串串还聪明是不是小时候吃多了所以大", "target": "哈哈哈,估计就是个大品种和比熊混的。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,估计就是个大品种和比熊混的。。。", "target": "还有就是小时候吃多了~" }, { "source": "还有就是小时候吃多了~", "target": "他吃的还好啦哈哈哈" }, { "source": "刚起床", "target": "我都上4节课了等下课去吃饭饿死了" }, { "source": "我都上4节课了等下课去吃饭饿死了", "target": "快去吃吧" }, { "source": "白天不开", "target": "晚饭点去的...." }, { "source": "晚饭点去的....", "target": "噢,好吃不" }, { "source": "等你下课", "target": "对!!!!" }, { "source": "我要幸福希望能够找到一个好结局结束掉我这种双城生活我想还陪在你身边", "target": "我也希望你的愿望都实现……祝幸福" }, { "source": "行星饭棒棒的", "target": "…唉心累的" }, { "source": "…唉心累的", "target": "何以笙箫默看么?" }, { "source": "多读英语比较重要", "target": "就是不太想看单词和专业书" }, { "source": "就是不太想看单词和专业书", "target": "这样拖,英语书和专业书是要留到明年这时候看吗" }, { "source": "这样拖,英语书和专业书是要留到明年这时候看吗", "target": "你知道我没有看吗?" }, { "source": "这个单腿跨上去抖动的动作什么意思啊?求科普。", "target": "哈哈哪有那么多意思就是玩呗" }, { "source": "祝我生日快乐", "target": "我也是,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "照顾好自己", "target": "好你们也是" }, { "source": "短发控", "target": "我不是的…" }, { "source": "我不是的…", "target": "那你是啥" }, { "source": "回来了?约一波撒,我马上都要去工作了", "target": "明天撒" }, { "source": "输入女神二颖", "target": "怕输入法不识别" }, { "source": "怕输入法不识别", "target": "那你的输入法可能是假输入法" }, { "source": "你可不是很享受的表情", "target": "主要是太沉了不想提" }, { "source": "二姐!生日快乐!!", "target": "谢啦,昨天跟你姐还说呢,咱过两天年前一起吃饭昂~~~" }, { "source": "谢啦,昨天跟你姐还说呢,咱过两天年前一起吃饭昂~~~", "target": "恩恩,好的!" }, { "source": "我最希望看到的就是我们月月的演技得到别人的夸赞,因为除了这个,我们月月实在是没得挑,都特别好,月月辛苦啦,麻烦经纪人姐姐好好照顾她哦", "target": "好勒" }, { "source": "好勒", "target": "谢谢姐姐了,你们都好好啊,爱你们" }, { "source": "想喝石榴汁", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "夜宵!饿……", "target": "请看我最近发的帖子" }, { "source": "请看我最近发的帖子", "target": "是说你肥的事啊,哈" }, { "source": "是说你肥的事啊,哈", "target": "胖了20" }, { "source": "胖了20", "target": "结了婚的男人,宿命!你认命!" }, { "source": "结了婚的男人,宿命!你认命!", "target": "得坚持住" }, { "source": "请问堃神是喜欢清华还是北大呢?(请宽恕我明知故问)", "target": "感谢清华的追赶让北大更好的进步,不过毫无疑问地我还是更喜欢北大" }, { "source": "mp3比CD音质好?哟哟哟越累越能胡扯了", "target": "你一定是闹着玩的一定是的" }, { "source": "没事面子是一时的", "target": "(自欺欺人)" }, { "source": "加油魏晨,永远支持你", "target": "彼此关注一下哈" }, { "source": "看到这,真的让我想起小时候的那种坚苦。我们家叫“胡噶巴”也有叫“胡锅巴”的。老香了!有30多年没吃过了", "target": "你想吃?我给你做点点?" }, { "source": "安宁吧", "target": "西固" }, { "source": "吃了十七年狗粮在吃一年就18了", "target": "所以我带你走吧。" }, { "source": "我好久没进食自助餐了", "target": "休息天去浪" }, { "source": "休息天去浪", "target": "没人一起" }, { "source": "没人一起", "target": "怎么会没有浪的小伙伴" }, { "source": "我昨晚在那套毛毛的睡衣睡裤里又加了件打底裤,再裹上长长的厚袜子,总算觉得温暖了", "target": "你该换厚被子了" }, { "source": "怎么了去上海了", "target": "外派啊" }, { "source": "外派啊", "target": "多好呀这样你还不满足" }, { "source": "多好呀这样你还不满足", "target": "这里不好,比老家差远了" }, { "source": "这里不好,比老家差远了", "target": "我想去都去不了" }, { "source": "我想去都去不了", "target": "五一,端午,国庆怎么就机会了?来了你还会后悔呢" }, { "source": "五一,端午,国庆怎么就机会了?来了你还会后悔呢", "target": "我去你要在那里呆很久嘛怎么五一端午还有中秋什么情况啊" }, { "source": "我去你要在那里呆很久嘛怎么五一端午还有中秋什么情况啊", "target": "估计还要呆一段时间,今年的中秋节,呵呵" }, { "source": "估计还要呆一段时间,今年的中秋节,呵呵", "target": "辛苦的我是想去上海去不了啊身不由己" }, { "source": "辛苦的我是想去上海去不了啊身不由己", "target": "为什么不能去?" }, { "source": "为什么不能去?", "target": "明年就可以彻底回去了想想都开心" }, { "source": "明年就可以彻底回去了想想都开心", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "为什么?", "target": "因为我打算不干了" }, { "source": "因为我打算不干了", "target": "为什么不今年回来?离职这种事就是要快准狠" }, { "source": "你一蹲就是“土地公”", "target": "你看我头像!" }, { "source": "鸡汤喝点就行主要我想证明…我算逆生长么?", "target": "应该…算吧" }, { "source": "打打聪明", "target": "我去洗牙刷脸,一会回来" }, { "source": "我去洗牙刷脸,一会回来", "target": "走了不要回来了" }, { "source": "走了不要回来了", "target": "我又肥来了" }, { "source": "小张啊,你别紧张啊,怎么牙掉了?", "target": "这话我没法接" }, { "source": "烟燻妆很棒哦", "target": "哪来的妆" }, { "source": "下三张不穿校服的", "target": "不过你是谁啊,我们认识吗" }, { "source": "不过你是谁啊,我们认识吗", "target": "我也是涉外的" }, { "source": "女神同乐!", "target": "各种乐!" }, { "source": "相亲去了?", "target": "别咒我才不是哼" }, { "source": "别咒我才不是哼", "target": "哈哈那是什么?" }, { "source": "哈哈那是什么?", "target": "一个聚会啦" }, { "source": "晕呀〜对了去纳木错的线路是不是能去", "target": "能去羊八井?" }, { "source": "哟哟哟来到老人家的粤华", "target": "欢迎不欢迎" }, { "source": "欢迎不欢迎", "target": "欢迎欢迎热烈欢迎" }, { "source": "你们怎么吃个快餐才20块、而我是200块", "target": "有钱" }, { "source": "高三毕业后会经历什么", "target": "选择" }, { "source": "信不信给你一套莞式服务", "target": "来呀来呀来呀" }, { "source": "真开心,你们的工作真太好了", "target": "开心?周末工作还开心?哈哈" }, { "source": "开心?周末工作还开心?哈哈", "target": "出来吗" }, { "source": "出来吗", "target": "出啊!出!你回来到了?" }, { "source": "弱弱的问句,老看到你发\"寻鱼\"..是啥?", "target": "我是第一次发寻鱼这个词啊" }, { "source": "我是第一次发寻鱼这个词啊", "target": "我记得以前好有在你博里看到...难道我看错了~!" }, { "source": "你买衣服一般在哪买呀", "target": "不好看吗?" }, { "source": "你不适合PP了之后简直大驴脸", "target": "你适合P你不P也是大驴脸" }, { "source": "你适合P你不P也是大驴脸", "target": "真担心你年纪轻轻就瞎了" }, { "source": "真担心你年纪轻轻就瞎了", "target": "你辣么丑我敢不瞎么" }, { "source": "还没有诶~行李还是原封不动,亲爱的童鞋们都还埋有到这里…", "target": "我看我师傅好像已经在路上了。那你们是今晚过去安顿么。" }, { "source": "我看我师傅好像已经在路上了。那你们是今晚过去安顿么。", "target": "等她们到了就过去安顿了~" }, { "source": "等她们到了就过去安顿了~", "target": "我马上也要回学校了感觉没玩够" }, { "source": "我马上也要回学校了感觉没玩够", "target": "想想我们你就不难过了,而且是很庆幸" }, { "source": "想想我们你就不难过了,而且是很庆幸", "target": "你秋秋多少用那个聊哈哈" }, { "source": "你秋秋多少用那个聊哈哈", "target": "秋秋告诉你了你师父会不会有意见" }, { "source": "肯定是妈妈想你了,回来看看你。看你过的好就消失了。", "target": "这半年除了刚开始那一周,我基本每周都会梦到四五次。" }, { "source": "这半年除了刚开始那一周,我基本每周都会梦到四五次。", "target": "有人说如果你经常梦到一个人说明那个人在想你" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "晚上好啊" }, { "source": "我为了阻止自己晚上吃东西早早就洗澡刷牙可是总是会再去刷第二次牙", "target": "哈哈哈哈我是白天吃太多" }, { "source": "易烊千玺越来越棒", "target": "期待更好的易烊千玺" }, { "source": "不破的新床单?", "target": "现在暂时还新" }, { "source": "找虐。", "target": "哈哈,是你找岔嘛~代表奥特曼消灭你。" }, { "source": "哈哈,是你找岔嘛~代表奥特曼消灭你。", "target": "你舍得消灭我嘛,赶紧道歉。" }, { "source": "你舍得消灭我嘛,赶紧道歉。", "target": "要奥特曼道歉嘛,找不到它人~" }, { "source": "要奥特曼道歉嘛,找不到它人~", "target": "要你道歉。你既然舍得消灭我" }, { "source": "相机镜头怎么怪怪的", "target": "我把那个拿掉了哪里怪你还不知道吗" }, { "source": "我把那个拿掉了哪里怪你还不知道吗", "target": "就是黑黑的像盖了布" }, { "source": "就是黑黑的像盖了布", "target": "房间太暗的缘故?" }, { "source": "房间太暗的缘故?", "target": "我也不知道" }, { "source": "我也不知道", "target": "我还有一张发现镜头也是黑的" }, { "source": "小心落地", "target": "牢固的很" }, { "source": "牢固的很", "target": "还在旅途中?" }, { "source": "还在旅途中?", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "想好买什么了吗", "target": "反正给自己买" }, { "source": "隔着屏幕都觉得臭", "target": "一丘之貉" }, { "source": "六姐,还差一条绳子!", "target": "绳子?" }, { "source": "挡住脸就赞了", "target": "要不要这么相爱相杀" }, { "source": "毕竟腊八节了", "target": "这是我第一次在腊八吃腊八粥" }, { "source": "又相亲", "target": "又笑我头一回好嘛" }, { "source": "又笑我头一回好嘛", "target": "羡慕羡慕。如此精彩的生活" }, { "source": "羡慕羡慕。如此精彩的生活", "target": "上班半年了各部门姐姐们都替我着急…我……" }, { "source": "天哪我还看到酸菜了我还是喜欢油饼!", "target": "下次有机会带你们去吃,里面的东西还不错。" }, { "source": "下次有机会带你们去吃,里面的东西还不错。", "target": "还是不要了。呵呵。" }, { "source": "还是不要了。呵呵。", "target": "真的不错啊。就是比外面的价格稍稍贵了些。等莪资金回融的时候咱们再去。" }, { "source": "你在江南白雪飘,我在边陲有暖阳。", "target": "我在博主的隔壁偷着羡慕嫉妒" }, { "source": "我在博主的隔壁偷着羡慕嫉妒", "target": "我理解你那种寒冷无雪的遗憾!" }, { "source": "疼了么", "target": "哦、对对对么……" }, { "source": "哦、对对对么……", "target": "吃粑粑可" }, { "source": "我女儿比定仔晚15天,她会翻身了呢", "target": "我崽比定定小10天" }, { "source": "我崽比定定小10天", "target": "我家块头小,大概容易翻吧" }, { "source": "我家块头小,大概容易翻吧", "target": "我崽也不是很大只" }, { "source": "比我头发长。。。。我有点蓝瘦", "target": "你现在这么短?" }, { "source": "生日快乐倩娃", "target": "谢谢宝宝" }, { "source": "一个人的七夕注定被工作累死", "target": "哈哈,加油" }, { "source": "还好今天我没坐地铁哦", "target": "我遭挤安逸咯" }, { "source": "你们。。是去试婚纱了嘛", "target": "那个咖啡店有婚纱" }, { "source": "那个咖啡店有婚纱", "target": "啧啧" }, { "source": "饿死我了", "target": "来吃来" }, { "source": "娇娇我应该陪你去", "target": "目测裤子是我给你买的那个" }, { "source": "目测裤子是我给你买的那个", "target": "羊~咱俩好久没意思逛街买衣服我不管开学你得陪我!!" }, { "source": "去北大?", "target": "我觉得很好啊我没转发是因为我怕我中了奖没时间去" }, { "source": "RSA是一种非对称加密算法。", "target": "是说,我们什么都得懂,也蛮辛苦的" }, { "source": "想秀身材直接说,那么多废话", "target": "不能那么明显的嘛~~~" }, { "source": "找了好久、看了是江油的、但是就是想不起来是谁?", "target": "哈!那你不认识我哦!" }, { "source": "哈!那你不认识我哦!", "target": "真心不认识、" }, { "source": "真心不认识、", "target": "哈!好吧!" }, { "source": "你们在哪里?", "target": "皆大欢喜海鲜酒家,你们学院也是吗?" }, { "source": "皆大欢喜海鲜酒家,你们学院也是吗?", "target": "不是吖。。江湾路凤厨" }, { "source": "分手三个月了,在一起三年,我还没有走出来", "target": "今天第1000天分手115天今天知道他有新女朋友了想笑哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "难道你不喜欢吗?小冰会伤心的", "target": "肚子饿死了,准备点什么" }, { "source": "肚子饿死了,准备点什么", "target": "张开嘴,偶喂你吃" }, { "source": "张开嘴,偶喂你吃", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "你超级口耐哦~" }, { "source": "啊偶...我也还没吃饭...饿死了,还在加班,这两天每天忙到7点才吃完饭!赶紧过完这样的日子呀!!!!吃不消了...还受气", "target": "赶紧的……过个正常的日子" }, { "source": "赶紧的……过个正常的日子", "target": "嗯嗯,是的是的还有多久到呀?" }, { "source": "90年的空巢老人路过…", "target": "90老人飘过" }, { "source": "我老妹儿南京在下雨?", "target": "对我前两天记得最近没雨的" }, { "source": "手好美", "target": "哈哈~福建现在又湿又热~你还在外面逍遥呢文静姐姐" }, { "source": "哈哈~福建现在又湿又热~你还在外面逍遥呢文静姐姐", "target": "我已经回来啦哈哈真是受够福建的天气了每天都觉得自己潮乎乎的要脏死了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "爱你哟,能不能不走", "target": "我得走,你好好考试" }, { "source": "我得走,你好好考试", "target": "既然深情留不住,那就" }, { "source": "既然深情留不住,那就", "target": "自古深情留不住,一支红杏出墙来" }, { "source": "自古深情留不住,一支红杏出墙来", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈感觉自己萌萌哒?" }, { "source": "你们这就去看电影了啊好神速", "target": "不算吧!不过真没有风声好看。" }, { "source": "最爱火锅惹!!", "target": "吃吧。" }, { "source": "看完电视剧再来你这里,我告诉自己要冷静", "target": "演的很好哦" }, { "source": "一年了你真的改变了", "target": "变腾了吗?" }, { "source": "变腾了吗?", "target": "你本来就那么腾啦" }, { "source": "琛姐第一名乎", "target": "第二。。。跟第一差一点点。。。开始的时候没反应过来枪声。。。" }, { "source": "第二。。。跟第一差一点点。。。开始的时候没反应过来枪声。。。", "target": "听说我是第七名么?" }, { "source": "听说我是第七名么?", "target": "怎么会这样的?等下去看看就行啦。。。看来12的好多高手。。。我的接力都没心游了。。。" }, { "source": "你每天在哪跑?我去终点等你", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "前三条敲级容易哈哈", "target": "我发现敲错了,是同意…" }, { "source": "求介绍,求认识,", "target": "哈哈不行啊" }, { "source": "哈哈不行啊", "target": "你不能这么小气" }, { "source": "第二部是再见王沥川", "target": "没得,我都收了好多次了,都没搜到,你搜到了吗?" }, { "source": "没得,我都收了好多次了,都没搜到,你搜到了吗?", "target": "第二部还没拍呢,时间未定" }, { "source": "粉底过期了,扔了吧", "target": "图图你过来" }, { "source": "图图你过来", "target": "跑远了~" }, { "source": "跑远了~", "target": "抓回来,按在地板上摩擦摩擦是魔鬼的步伐" }, { "source": "问题又来了,心碎没", "target": "又幸福又悲伤" }, { "source": "唐晶是怕追不上贺涵的脚步吧一个骄傲的人喜欢一个会发光的人会很辛苦怕自己不够优秀不被需要不配站在他旁边就连思想都很理性决绝只有看他的眼神才有掩藏不住温柔", "target": "或许是吧" }, { "source": "大家不要太极端。不抵制电视剧也不能闭眼吹,客观说目前两个造型服装都可以,发型没出错,但是真的发型不变,换身睡袍就可以演睡觉戏了!为啥?头上耳朵上啥也没有啊。。。怨念。。。", "target": "怨念现在年轻人讲话都这么喜感的嘛" }, { "source": "怨念现在年轻人讲话都这么喜感的嘛", "target": "我这么认真,你肿么老抠字眼啊" }, { "source": "海尽头的人烟", "target": "漫过了心田" }, { "source": "漫过了心田", "target": "你住在人海边" }, { "source": "你住在人海边", "target": "一柄油纸伞" }, { "source": "一柄油纸伞", "target": "昨日鲜衣怒马陌上白衣少年" }, { "source": "昨日鲜衣怒马陌上白衣少年", "target": "梦中再照面" }, { "source": "梦中再照面", "target": "醒来一肩夕阳零落的碎片" }, { "source": "醒来一肩夕阳零落的碎片", "target": "缠住我的发" }, { "source": "缠住我的发", "target": "我以为自己" }, { "source": "我以为自己", "target": "我以为自己" }, { "source": "我以为自己", "target": "你是我的一缕执念" }, { "source": "你是我的一缕执念", "target": "我已为了你" }, { "source": "我已为了你", "target": "我已为了你" }, { "source": "不准和除了我以外的人谈恋爱", "target": "我只想和你一块儿" }, { "source": "有一个你的拥抱一切都值啦〜", "target": "看你们冷的,心疼了" }, { "source": "看你们冷的,心疼了", "target": "不冷啊看到你就沸腾了哈哈" }, { "source": "来送女朋友", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "刚看完测评说橙子和芒果的好吃", "target": "阿天和95吗" }, { "source": "风月场所", "target": "是去培训,公司会议室用完了,就被派遣出去培训了" }, { "source": "看过狼少年那个电影么", "target": "没?讲什么的呀?" }, { "source": "没?讲什么的呀?", "target": "挺暖的纯爱故事" }, { "source": "挺暖的纯爱故事", "target": "别太暖了,太暖了困" }, { "source": "薛之谦人设崩塌", "target": "分人吧我就觉得没有变" }, { "source": "好羡慕她我的两个男神啊-", "target": "我也好羡慕啊" }, { "source": "少女我们还是看喜剧吧", "target": "哈哈哈悲剧带感啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈悲剧带感啊", "target": "喜剧也带感啊" }, { "source": "我的头发掉了一半了洗发水都开始找防脱的了", "target": "哇我刘海都要秃没了刘海越剪越厚" }, { "source": "军队原来不一定值得我们尊敬", "target": "能不能用点脑子" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "企鹅怎么欺负你了?" }, { "source": "企鹅怎么欺负你了?", "target": "这还要我说?!" }, { "source": "我去了几次成都也学了几句精髓,要不要说给你听听?", "target": "说呀!" }, { "source": "期待你一月份的回归,把胖薛捯饬的帅点,你现在就可以想一个帅到炸裂的造型,到时候帅瞎我们", "target": "昨晚的发型啊" }, { "source": "我就不发言了。。", "target": "哈哈哈哈我看到你了,哦耶" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈我看到你了,哦耶", "target": "好久以前了" }, { "source": "哥哥,你回来了么?", "target": "刚到佛山。" }, { "source": "刚到佛山。", "target": "这次会待多久昂?" }, { "source": "这次会待多久昂?", "target": "5号杀青就回北京了。" }, { "source": "5号杀青就回北京了。", "target": "好赶时间的样子..." }, { "source": "元旦这么早就放假了", "target": "调休" }, { "source": "女神哟!", "target": "傻吧你" }, { "source": "搬新家的感觉最好啦", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "我一直搞不懂傅小司为什么喜欢立夏", "target": "这种东西说不准的,也许一个眼神就喜欢了感觉立夏应该是喜欢他优秀,傅小司可能因为立夏的性格,想保护她吧" }, { "source": "这种东西说不准的,也许一个眼神就喜欢了感觉立夏应该是喜欢他优秀,傅小司可能因为立夏的性格,想保护她吧", "target": "没看出来,陆之昂是这个理由,但是傅小司我至今搞不懂" }, { "source": "强行不回家", "target": "打洗你" }, { "source": "忽重忽轻是什么鬼", "target": "额额,就是,你明明昨天看薛之谦是锥子脸,第二天,他就有双下巴" }, { "source": "额额,就是,你明明昨天看薛之谦是锥子脸,第二天,他就有双下巴", "target": "迷之下巴" }, { "source": "刘俊美今天一米八", "target": "他186,你说少了,两米八还差不多" }, { "source": "他186,你说少了,两米八还差不多", "target": "刘俊美这么高吗我的天腿长一米八行了吧" }, { "source": "各位醒醒,我昕是我的", "target": "明明是我的" }, { "source": "眼袋还比你深", "target": "就是说!她每天都要我催,催还不够,要骂" }, { "source": "就是说!她每天都要我催,催还不够,要骂", "target": "姐姐就应该这样,要有点威严" }, { "source": "姐姐就应该这样,要有点威严", "target": "看来得扒层皮" }, { "source": "看来得扒层皮", "target": "你随意" }, { "source": "你们现在都在学习,那就让他用自己的还有你的成绩来证明他很优秀,你们现在恋爱可以互帮互助,为了你们的以后共同努力。还有就是你们现在是高三也不用急于证明,熬过高考之后上了大学家里人管的就少了,你们也稍微自由一些。男人需要用自己的实力来证明我可以给你幸福。", "target": "谢谢你啊,很忠恳。但其实。。。你可能误会了,我们并没有在一起。" }, { "source": "谢谢你啊,很忠恳。但其实。。。你可能误会了,我们并没有在一起。", "target": "啊,没在一起啊。" }, { "source": "啊,没在一起啊。", "target": "是啊,所以说这样的一盆冷水泼到的是我的坚持。" }, { "source": "是啊,所以说这样的一盆冷水泼到的是我的坚持。", "target": "唉,没事。船到桥头自然直,总会有办法的,方法总比困难多嘛。坚持到最后才会看见彩虹,等到圆满了更会懂得珍惜,懂得当初的坚持是多么的有意义,懂得爱情的来之不易。" }, { "source": "唉,没事。船到桥头自然直,总会有办法的,方法总比困难多嘛。坚持到最后才会看见彩虹,等到圆满了更会懂得珍惜,懂得当初的坚持是多么的有意义,懂得爱情的来之不易。", "target": "嘿嘿,我明白了。那就让时间证明吧。谢谢你" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,我明白了。那就让时间证明吧。谢谢你", "target": "客气啊。。" }, { "source": "特别羡慕这种家里有房不缺钱的,生活有底气,没有后顾之忧啊", "target": "他们的人生就是有了更多的选择。" }, { "source": "大半夜来了一发?", "target": "被你发现了" }, { "source": "我发现你很闲", "target": "脑子可能坏掉了" }, { "source": "求带飞", "target": "你带我飞" }, { "source": "我看到了弟娃绝望的侧影", "target": "刚刚到景区淋了个雨就回家了" }, { "source": "刚刚到景区淋了个雨就回家了", "target": "哪个景区哦" }, { "source": "哪个景区哦", "target": "白鹭湾湿地公园,黑坐黑的坐了那么久的车" }, { "source": "二叔拿泡面出气呢,原因是假期太少,不能和真爱约会", "target": "不能请假么?" }, { "source": "不能请假么?", "target": "重点是约会" }, { "source": "重点是约会", "target": "我意思是不能请假去约会吗" }, { "source": "我意思是不能请假去约会吗", "target": "应该不能,所以生气,哈哈哈哈,上次去见真爱婶儿不是吃醋了么" }, { "source": "小李,再给我来一碗", "target": "等劳资能吃的时候你看着" }, { "source": "我不发车", "target": "你平常都看什么类型的" }, { "source": "你平常都看什么类型的", "target": "随便看" }, { "source": "随便看", "target": "你男朋友跟你一起吗?" }, { "source": "你男朋友跟你一起吗?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "好了,什么都不用说了,我都知道,这是高速列车" }, { "source": "你有没看见,", "target": "彩虹?看见啦" }, { "source": "彩虹?看见啦", "target": "骗人," }, { "source": "骗人,", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "你今天真好看好多人今天相当冰淇淋哈哈哈哈", "target": "你可真及时!!" }, { "source": "你可真及时!!", "target": "在家都要随时开着流量以备家里无线不给力的痛可还是晚了整整一分钟" }, { "source": "为啥哥哥叫台长,我一直不懂这个梗唉", "target": "因为他一直为了公开各种铺路,当时觉得他见面会的一些问题啊什么的都是他设计的,所以大家后面就称呼他为台长啦" }, { "source": "因为他一直为了公开各种铺路,当时觉得他见面会的一些问题啊什么的都是他设计的,所以大家后面就称呼他为台长啦", "target": "好吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "亲她没有点名,但是回答了问题,好像第五组一个都没有来,所以第五组好像扣分了,不晓得你哪个组", "target": "许隽雅也没来啊?" }, { "source": "许隽雅也没来啊?", "target": "她来了的,还回答问题" }, { "source": "她来了的,还回答问题", "target": "哦哦,,我跟她是一组的~~感激她感激她~~" }, { "source": "皱纹都p没了", "target": "就说我有皱纹么?还没这么老吧" }, { "source": "我说了不给你喝就是不给", "target": "鱼头你太凶啦!!!" }, { "source": "鱼头你太凶啦!!!", "target": "难道我要很温柔的告诉你说你不能吃我吗" }, { "source": "婚纱照在哪里", "target": "在光盘里" }, { "source": "在光盘里", "target": "给本王瞧瞧" }, { "source": "刘海一票!", "target": "现在又想留中分了" }, { "source": "你就是喜欢非主流女生嘛!鄙视你啦,也不看看自己什么样,安稳和我过日子算了。", "target": "我什么时候说我喜欢非主流女生了.." }, { "source": "空间锁好就已经很不错了", "target": "框氏语录" }, { "source": "框氏语录", "target": "哪天你干那破事也要锁好哦要不被我发现了后果你懂得" }, { "source": "哪天你干那破事也要锁好哦要不被我发现了后果你懂得", "target": "谢谢提醒" }, { "source": "好哇好哇!去委内瑞拉?或者圭那亚?", "target": "不能去欧洲么" }, { "source": "你来了啊", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,你们一定要幸福下去呀", "target": "一定会幸福的" }, { "source": "北倾的哪本书被抄了啊?求科普", "target": "暖阳" }, { "source": "呵呵,岛上蔬菜新鲜无害的,青菜和山药好吃。", "target": "今天晚上就炒3个哈哈!" }, { "source": "拿出开车的那股歧视", "target": "翻车了..扶我起来先" }, { "source": "点过的赞会莫名消失", "target": "时刻检查有没有漏了的比心惹" }, { "source": "时刻检查有没有漏了的比心惹", "target": "就是这么爱你们" }, { "source": "拉倒吧,搂着萨摩睡一晚早上起来吓一跳。", "target": "逗狗玩,谁让你搂睡了。。" }, { "source": "逗狗玩,谁让你搂睡了。。", "target": "太大了牵出去拽不住。" }, { "source": "太大了牵出去拽不住。", "target": "狗不听话" }, { "source": "交钱", "target": "不搞,宾馆也可以" }, { "source": "不搞,宾馆也可以", "target": "能参观一下么?" }, { "source": "要那个飞行员小熊", "target": "你转娃娃很厉害吗" }, { "source": "你转娃娃很厉害吗", "target": "那必须" }, { "source": "那必须", "target": "寄两个小熊来吧" }, { "source": "长这么好看怎么能绝望啊妞儿!大眼睛不是每个人都有滴", "target": "我默默的心花怒放一下~我怎么那么喜欢你说话呢~" }, { "source": "我默默的心花怒放一下~我怎么那么喜欢你说话呢~", "target": "绝对的实话,妥妥的" }, { "source": "你咋不叫狂拽酷炫叼霸二!", "target": "哎呀。你说的这个好像更好噢" }, { "source": "哎呀。你说的这个好像更好噢", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "我们今天阴天", "target": "我们下毛毛雨" }, { "source": "没伞的我就得努力奔跑", "target": "你怎么可能没伞" }, { "source": "你怎么可能没伞", "target": "不瞒你说一学期丢五把" }, { "source": "假期综合症", "target": "可能系" }, { "source": "楼上是催婚团,我是绝对不会和他们同流合污的!所以你到底什么时候嫁", "target": "你够了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "屈原啊亲", "target": "今天什么日子阿" }, { "source": "今天什么日子阿", "target": "我刚才吃了个粽子的日子" }, { "source": "我刚才吃了个粽子的日子", "target": "我今年都没吃过呢" }, { "source": "祝妈妈早日康复", "target": "谢谢,还好吧" }, { "source": "喜欢鹿晗,但是超级不喜欢那个女主,女主的电视统统不看,这下纠结了。", "target": "我是很喜欢看这类型的电视,看到女主那演技,哎" }, { "source": "我是很喜欢看这类型的电视,看到女主那演技,哎", "target": "对,演技简直了……" }, { "source": "没事全班一共不认识几个人儿", "target": "你这个姐那个姐,这个弟那个弟啥的" }, { "source": "你们又放假!!!", "target": "是啊,哪喊你们要考试安" }, { "source": "是啊,哪喊你们要考试安", "target": "我再等两天在屋头耍到看你们上课~哈哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "准备买啥车?我都16次未中了", "target": "正研究呢。。幸福来的太突然。。我都没开始准备买。。。。" }, { "source": "正研究呢。。幸福来的太突然。。我都没开始准备买。。。。", "target": "买吧买吧,预订一个座位出去玩,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "许愿没有", "target": "就是许了一个愿第二天就实现了!" }, { "source": "你好不自重", "target": "呵呵呵,你厉害,天天和菊开舔粪吞粪啦啦啦" }, { "source": "天你好棒!!!", "target": "我棒吗?我觉得比我强的人多哪儿去了" }, { "source": "我棒吗?我觉得比我强的人多哪儿去了", "target": "等我去看个重播找找你!" }, { "source": "等我去看个重播找找你!", "target": "别说哪个是我" }, { "source": "求解", "target": "买东西了呗…" }, { "source": "买东西了呗…", "target": "大清早去银泰买东西啊" }, { "source": "哈哈终于p明白了呀~请叫我谭大师", "target": "是不是很棒!这个虚化!!这个滤镜!!!快夸我!!" }, { "source": "是不是很棒!这个虚化!!这个滤镜!!!快夸我!!", "target": "哈哈哈好吧你最腻害惹棒棒哒但是我最棒~" }, { "source": "话甜最重要啦", "target": "还会卖萌装可爱啦" }, { "source": "你的手很听话,我的手有他自己的想法。", "target": "兄弟,借一张说过" }, { "source": "兄弟,借一张说过", "target": "名单都是干微商的,骗你加他们" }, { "source": "名单都是干微商的,骗你加他们", "target": "你那么热心干嘛,我就瞎说一下" }, { "source": "哈哈…怎么都这么爱我…但是为嘛都是女的爱我", "target": "肿么的。嫌弃我们哈" }, { "source": "肿么的。嫌弃我们哈", "target": "不嫌弃…就是觉得吧…为嘛我女人缘这么好" }, { "source": "你又胖了啊?", "target": "啥叫又,装做很了解我啊?是又瘦了靴靴(当然还没回到最初的样紫" }, { "source": "啥叫又,装做很了解我啊?是又瘦了靴靴(当然还没回到最初的样紫", "target": "我哪了解你,我只是路人甲,随便说说" }, { "source": "你没问问这哥们是不是也参加球的生日会", "target": "你快到了吗?" }, { "source": "八戒,走好~师傅会想你的,但我不会祝福你的...", "target": "师父,坐火车不好玩的,二十几个小时啊" }, { "source": "师父,坐火车不好玩的,二十几个小时啊", "target": "怎么不坐飞机呢?" }, { "source": "怎么不坐飞机呢?", "target": "我姥姥嫌汕头新搬那机场太远,她晕车我伤不起" }, { "source": "班长好辛苦,又跑去淮安了", "target": "不是在出差就是在出差的路上,烦死了。" }, { "source": "不是在出差就是在出差的路上,烦死了。", "target": "有钱赚不烦~~~就当旅行咯" }, { "source": "有钱赚不烦~~~就当旅行咯", "target": "明显不一样,旅行是吃好的睡好的玩好的,我是吃不好睡不好还长肉!" }, { "source": "明显不一样,旅行是吃好的睡好的玩好的,我是吃不好睡不好还长肉!", "target": "那你心可真宽!吃不好睡不好还胖,这什么节奏!" }, { "source": "那你心可真宽!吃不好睡不好还胖,这什么节奏!", "target": "无聊到爆炸的节奏。" }, { "source": "无聊到爆炸的节奏。", "target": "过坑……快减肥~" }, { "source": "过坑……快减肥~", "target": "过坑是什么东西。" }, { "source": "别急啊,等我从别的群抢够一块钱再说", "target": "你也太惨了" }, { "source": "你也太惨了", "target": "低调" }, { "source": "嗨林更新你这么可爱帅气怎么办啊", "target": "诋毁我!" }, { "source": "最近吃的好清淡哦你", "target": "条件限制必须吃清淡" }, { "source": "12岁的女儿额头上的小痘痘开始增多了,我也劝她吃炒肉片,不吃炖肉,清淡一些,我正在准备给她指定一年的食谱,明天早餐皮蛋瘦肉粥。", "target": "还有减少奶制品" }, { "source": "还有减少奶制品", "target": "纯牛奶已经改成酸奶了" }, { "source": "等你来只要你来", "target": "话说你啥时候换的眼镜啊,好看!" }, { "source": "话说你啥时候换的眼镜啊,好看!", "target": "早了去年换的" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "客气" }, { "source": "那么问题来了男人们喜欢胸大脸一般的还是脸美但胸小的", "target": "脸好看的" }, { "source": "灯台树没错", "target": "噢,谢谢。" }, { "source": "刚还说我可能要感冒了。。好难受==", "target": "好好睡一觉就对了!" }, { "source": "好好睡一觉就对了!", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "恩恩", "target": "好好保重哦!说过几天要升温啦" }, { "source": "好好保重哦!说过几天要升温啦", "target": "恩恩~" }, { "source": "恩恩~", "target": "你又卖萌嘛''''妹纸'''" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我家药药简直太可爱啦,爱你么么哒", "target": "嘿嘿爱你" }, { "source": "烤玉米最爱了", "target": "嗯呢," }, { "source": "一次捡到一个手机等了一个小时是个女失主一顿感谢要请我喝饮料我小手一挥不带走一片云彩", "target": "然后你就这样错过了这段缘分" }, { "source": "去瑞士去瑞士去瑞士", "target": "瑞士我早就去过了" }, { "source": "我这么低调看我拍的阿甘多萌", "target": "见面都该不认识了" }, { "source": "为什么我们自己国家不用自己国产的电动公交车呢", "target": "那是你没见过,西安满大街都是比亚迪电动公交车" }, { "source": "那是你没见过,西安满大街都是比亚迪电动公交车", "target": "我去过西安你说得对" }, { "source": "这个点还没睡的人……我没有", "target": "我也没睡" }, { "source": "我也没睡", "target": "这个点在想啥" }, { "source": "这个点在想啥", "target": "我在想你,为什么也没睡" }, { "source": "学校设计系课堂上,老师要求画家里平面图,一同学画了三层豪华别墅,还带游泳池", "target": "怕是我的作业有点好做" }, { "source": "想吃咖喱3是姜汁可乐吗!想喝!我今天吃的生煎不好吃", "target": "是滴!今天的咖喱我放了超多肉哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "早上五六点就自动醒了……如果我还年轻,应该一觉睡到12点才对", "target": "是的,早上准时醒来" }, { "source": "鹿晗", "target": "你鹿个屁" }, { "source": "你把我手捏伤我都愿意别捏我诺一阿", "target": "我也愿意!" }, { "source": "恭喜昕昕啦", "target": "啦啦" }, { "source": "来我大新疆啦!", "target": "你是新疆哪的?我每年都去7月份还去那" }, { "source": "打台风的话小岛好像挺危险的样子", "target": "不要去海边就好~这几天都有下雨" }, { "source": "昨天都有谁", "target": "他他她她她" }, { "source": "冒蓝光的有没有哒哒哒哒哒哒", "target": "冒黑烟的有" }, { "source": "您就是传说中的东南枝先森?", "target": "你要挂我么" }, { "source": "你要挂我么", "target": "你想被我挂吗" }, { "source": "战争即和平,自由即奴役,无知即力量", "target": "两条腿坏四条腿好" }, { "source": "两条腿坏四条腿好", "target": "???我没懂" }, { "source": "???我没懂", "target": "这也是书里的" }, { "source": "不买手机了", "target": "为什么啊怕丢吗" }, { "source": "为什么啊怕丢吗", "target": "因为没钱" }, { "source": "因为没钱", "target": "你爸不会不给他闺女买的" }, { "source": "你爸不会不给他闺女买的", "target": "就是开不了口让他知道" }, { "source": "就是开不了口让他知道", "target": "还没跟他说吗" }, { "source": "还没跟他说吗", "target": "说了" }, { "source": "说了", "target": "不被打真好" }, { "source": "不被打真好", "target": "再见" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "开玩笑的,不过你有没有哭啊" }, { "source": "开玩笑的,不过你有没有哭啊", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "那你什么时候发现丢了的" }, { "source": "那你什么时候发现丢了的", "target": "大概十分钟" }, { "source": "大概十分钟", "target": "然而并不知道咋丢的" }, { "source": "然而并不知道咋丢的", "target": "知道还会丢吗" }, { "source": "限量卡只能在实体店消费吗?", "target": "好像是的,还没来得及仔细研究,先抢了" }, { "source": "噫你这个妮儿还买了低胸装了", "target": "哈哈,你好可爱" }, { "source": "更新完相册不能删照片了吗?比7.0如何?", "target": "没什么区别" }, { "source": "只有最爱自己的人才能忍受自己的坏脾气", "target": "是呀,所以说完就后悔了。。" }, { "source": "是呀,所以说完就后悔了。。", "target": "下次改正" }, { "source": "现在迪士尼人应该不多吧", "target": "很多" }, { "source": "太棒辣!有妹子看中了19号19号是哪个?有联系方式吗", "target": "不是发你了么" }, { "source": "诗意过后,想开点,再想开点。", "target": "因为很多时候,生活总是无奈的。" }, { "source": "因为很多时候,生活总是无奈的。", "target": "这话没错。" }, { "source": "这话没错。", "target": "还好,我自愈能力比较强。选择你爱的生活,爱你选择的生活。" }, { "source": "还好,我自愈能力比较强。选择你爱的生活,爱你选择的生活。", "target": "是的,得明智。" }, { "source": "是的,得明智。", "target": "我可以叫你姐姐嘛?我之前有见过你,但是你气场比较大,我没敢跟你说话。" }, { "source": "我可以叫你姐姐嘛?我之前有见过你,但是你气场比较大,我没敢跟你说话。", "target": "当然可以喽,你见外了呀,下回见了请一定交流噢!" }, { "source": "当然可以喽,你见外了呀,下回见了请一定交流噢!", "target": "好的呀。" }, { "source": "好的呀。", "target": "别批评我喽,哪来滴什么气场。" }, { "source": "看见这个我晓得了2件事,你回阆中了,我好想吃一套外加一碗净杂。", "target": "我回阆中两个月咯" }, { "source": "我回阆中两个月咯", "target": "要生了?" }, { "source": "要生了?", "target": "还有9周,我其实想她就在肚子里别出来" }, { "source": "还有9周,我其实想她就在肚子里别出来", "target": "你怕疼?还是说你很享受现在这个样子?" }, { "source": "你怕疼?还是说你很享受现在这个样子?", "target": "我怕她出来,好麻烦哟!" }, { "source": "我怕她出来,好麻烦哟!", "target": "你还没耍够。。" }, { "source": "你还没耍够。。", "target": "我觉得是" }, { "source": "晚安你们也是下周才放假?", "target": "下周考试" }, { "source": "都用手机画的啊?怎么不用电脑呢?手机屏幕多小啊?", "target": "电脑要鼠绘,不会啦" }, { "source": "招护士吗?", "target": "招护士的" }, { "source": "招护士的", "target": "招前台打杂吗" }, { "source": "你到底是要跟谁私奔,一下是陈雨洁一下是赖一旦", "target": "我是要群奔" }, { "source": "我不喜欢那个球我喜欢腿", "target": "来我这可以有" }, { "source": "就想睡觉不想自习怎么破", "target": "果断带上妹子去自习?" }, { "source": "果断带上妹子去自习?", "target": "•﹏•" }, { "source": "说缺手机的你们查过那款牙刷多少钱么?我感觉我可能连底座也……", "target": "牙刷底座是个什么东西贫穷限制我思考" }, { "source": "困不", "target": "不困" }, { "source": "我还以为你说我知道姐有多重呢", "target": "她很瘦的" }, { "source": "去浪一个", "target": "待我减肥成功" }, { "source": "你自己拿个杯子点下火试试", "target": "你先试试看" }, { "source": "打卡", "target": "现在打太晚了哦,你偷懒睡懒觉" }, { "source": "学学人家,群里一通知立马就有人给送伞", "target": "我不喜欢。。。" }, { "source": "我不喜欢。。。", "target": "不会是淋雨跑回去的吧" }, { "source": "不会是淋雨跑回去的吧", "target": "我傻吗?" }, { "source": "我傻吗?", "target": "不好说啊" }, { "source": "不好说啊", "target": "行不行呀你,哼,要不我就咒巴萨输。。。" }, { "source": "行不行呀你,哼,要不我就咒巴萨输。。。", "target": "巴萨又是三冠王了" }, { "source": "赞一个~", "target": "这个就不要赞啦亲。。~" }, { "source": "这个就不要赞啦亲。。~", "target": "00话说这么早就有考试么?" }, { "source": "00话说这么早就有考试么?", "target": "今天考的第一门、接下来一天一门。" }, { "source": "今天考的第一门、接下来一天一门。", "target": "然后就可以放假?接下来不会又被抓吧?" }, { "source": "然后就可以放假?接下来不会又被抓吧?", "target": "看完就回家吖。别说我会被抓到吖、乌鸦嘴。。" }, { "source": "看完就回家吖。别说我会被抓到吖、乌鸦嘴。。", "target": "可以回家,多好多好。没事,我都说了,估计就不会被抓了" }, { "source": "可以回家,多好多好。没事,我都说了,估计就不会被抓了", "target": "现在都不敢作弊了。。" }, { "source": "现在都不敢作弊了。。", "target": "太没技术了,还是安安心心做学霸吧" }, { "source": "太没技术了,还是安安心心做学霸吧", "target": "尽量、我只求过、不求高分。" }, { "source": "尽量、我只求过、不求高分。", "target": "嗯,学长告诉你,不过清考也很好过" }, { "source": "结了一次婚是吧", "target": "好好吃你的长桌宴" }, { "source": "好好吃你的长桌宴", "target": "吃了一会儿就不吃了。。。" }, { "source": "额什么叫实训", "target": "就是做题,跟高考似的,上午做卷子下午讲!特别烦人!" }, { "source": "就是做题,跟高考似的,上午做卷子下午讲!特别烦人!", "target": "还是上课呗" }, { "source": "还是上课呗", "target": "你总结的灰常准确!" }, { "source": "新晋网红路", "target": "重点没回复啊!老大呢!" }, { "source": "重点没回复啊!老大呢!", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "气死了" }, { "source": "身边有家里条件非常好的依旧不要二胎,倒是某次参加一个农村亲戚的婚礼,饭桌上听见讨论谁谁家儿媳妇也就三十岁吧,生了仨儿子了现在老四又快生了真厉害。", "target": "你是羡慕多生的呢?还有少生的?" }, { "source": "你是羡慕多生的呢?还有少生的?", "target": "多生?并不羡慕,觉得恐怖。" }, { "source": "多生?并不羡慕,觉得恐怖。", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "原来你在从化的??", "target": "师姐,这么久才发现,不关心师弟哦" }, { "source": "师姐,这么久才发现,不关心师弟哦", "target": "我是今天才发现,早知道前几天去从化的时候找你啦…" }, { "source": "我是今天才发现,早知道前几天去从化的时候找你啦…", "target": "..我正在军训,。。找不了我。" }, { "source": "..我正在军训,。。找不了我。", "target": "唉…不过我经常去从化的,肯定有机会!!" }, { "source": "第一眼我以为你捡到冰鞋", "target": "今天胸透见到你,看了你很久你都没看到我" }, { "source": "妹妹真有才、", "target": "过奖了不知道哪里有才了" }, { "source": "过奖了不知道哪里有才了", "target": "写得好有感觉、哈哈、反正我是写不出来!哈哈" }, { "source": "等瓜等的好捉急", "target": "没有瓜好寂寞" }, { "source": "迷茫期非常的辛苦", "target": "是非常的堕落,过得好辛苦" }, { "source": "是非常的堕落,过得好辛苦", "target": "那时候真的是自己和自己打仗。。了" }, { "source": "杰哥的小迷妹呀!", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "喜欢你", "target": "是你做的吗" }, { "source": "是你做的吗", "target": "是的,好久聚一聚" }, { "source": "是的,好久聚一聚", "target": "可能要过年吧这几天都连到上班" }, { "source": "动力是啥?", "target": "面膜哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "面膜哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哎,落伍了" }, { "source": "哎,落伍了", "target": "我和我老公的暗语" }, { "source": "我和我老公的暗语", "target": "爱情片看完,换谍战片啦?" }, { "source": "今晚可以和你约吗", "target": "表情不对不约" }, { "source": "表情不对不约", "target": "这个对啦么" }, { "source": "上大学就该谈恋爱吗", "target": "校园恋爱" }, { "source": "后面有个C罗在看着你", "target": "你个傻狍子是不是回复错了我上一个转发是支持马竞的" }, { "source": "你个傻狍子是不是回复错了我上一个转发是支持马竞的", "target": "我知道啊这小子好像帽戏了" }, { "source": "早说啊,我就不用去开会了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我现在还在千里江山图里面两个小时都没有出去" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我现在还在千里江山图里面两个小时都没有出去", "target": "不都闭馆了么" }, { "source": "能带家属吗", "target": "你俩?很熟么?上学你俩应该也不算太熟吧" }, { "source": "你俩?很熟么?上学你俩应该也不算太熟吧", "target": "你能看得到女生宿舍的生活百态吗" }, { "source": "祝这位小帅哥生日快乐哦", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "羡慕马上到家的你", "target": "去重庆去重庆" }, { "source": "去重庆去重庆", "target": "哦?玩的花啊" }, { "source": "碰到这种事太郁闷了。大家以后要小心了。。。希望颖哥的事也可以赶紧解决哈。", "target": "有大家的帮助,会好起来的,我也会积极寻找各种办法解决的,要是有好的思路也可以提醒下我哈" }, { "source": "有大家的帮助,会好起来的,我也会积极寻找各种办法解决的,要是有好的思路也可以提醒下我哈", "target": "顺便报警吧。。" }, { "source": "顺便报警吧。。", "target": "谢谢,当天已经报警了" }, { "source": "谁翻一下", "target": "我们很抱歉,今天休息室的展望台不可用,请下次坐飞机之前再来看看" }, { "source": "我们很抱歉,今天休息室的展望台不可用,请下次坐飞机之前再来看看", "target": "脚抬下" }, { "source": "据说金属的瓶子会氧化,真的吗", "target": "目前没有" }, { "source": "赏金追骑令奖金能发吗", "target": "您好,已经在陆续发放了。" }, { "source": "还能爱下一个吗", "target": "很难" }, { "source": "看你太失落,我来回复你个", "target": "我就知道你要回复我--。你个坏人。" }, { "source": "我就知道你要回复我--。你个坏人。", "target": "我代77来回复你啦77现在繁忙中" }, { "source": "我代77来回复你啦77现在繁忙中", "target": "你们这群坏人。" }, { "source": "嗯你会游泳不怕", "target": "哈哈!!我要去梦东健啦!!晚安啦!!" }, { "source": "红牛,不过建议能量版,用惯了高通再用联发科,然后接着用回高通就知道为啥高通是广大旗舰机的选择了,呵呵", "target": "高通的400处理器不能看" }, { "source": "高通的400处理器不能看", "target": "还是可以的,红牛青春版的够用,能量版的是最新的400处理器,性能也会更好,还是高通用着舒服,无论是软件安装速度还是使用情况,呵呵" }, { "source": "苍蝇不叮无缝的蛋", "target": "我可是毅然决然的拒绝了他们" }, { "source": "我可是毅然决然的拒绝了他们", "target": "你装的不辛苦吗" }, { "source": "你的孤独虽败犹荣", "target": "您在寝室可安好?" }, { "source": "您在寝室可安好?", "target": "好不知教室的网还好?" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐!", "target": "我去!迟到太久了也…" }, { "source": "我去!迟到太久了也…", "target": "前两天圣诞节我一点没感觉~" }, { "source": "你有发现美的眼睛", "target": "谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "谢谢夸奖", "target": "这么客气我可就不喜欢了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈离了我没人欣赏得了你了吧那个猫我好怀念", "target": "你最好啦那个猫咪我也很喜欢,而且这个照片拍的很有意境" }, { "source": "你最好啦那个猫咪我也很喜欢,而且这个照片拍的很有意境", "target": "嗯嘛嗯嘛蠢蠢的猫咪跟你很像" }, { "source": "嗯嘛嗯嘛蠢蠢的猫咪跟你很像", "target": "哪有你蠢萌" }, { "source": "哪有你蠢萌", "target": "那你永远赶不上我的" }, { "source": "那你永远赶不上我的", "target": "那要看哪方面了" }, { "source": "那要看哪方面了", "target": "方面面" }, { "source": "为你开心", "target": "晚上七点搬我们要在啥都没有的办公司等到七点" }, { "source": "晚上七点搬我们要在啥都没有的办公司等到七点", "target": "哈哈,那你们干什么呢,整个扑克斗地主吧,嗨歌,看电视剧,看书" }, { "source": "哈哈,那你们干什么呢,整个扑克斗地主吧,嗨歌,看电视剧,看书", "target": "没网了" }, { "source": "能不能素颜~", "target": "为何不能哪有人24小时带妆的啊素颜之前都发过啦最近就是爱化妆!女生啊不能再懒了!" }, { "source": "为何不能哪有人24小时带妆的啊素颜之前都发过啦最近就是爱化妆!女生啊不能再懒了!", "target": "没事,我就是想看女神的素颜" }, { "source": "大过年的,怎么这么憔悴啊", "target": "体弱" }, { "source": "没钱且单身", "target": "是我" }, { "source": "不想开学", "target": "超级不想" }, { "source": "超级不想", "target": "还可以玩几天的" }, { "source": "还可以玩几天的", "target": "还有明天一天" }, { "source": "还有明天一天", "target": "这么快,玩会该收拾出发了" }, { "source": "这么快,玩会该收拾出发了", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "去三亚,我宁愿去泰国!三亚很黑的!", "target": "==说走就走。。。我买了" }, { "source": "等你上班一定要请大家去你家吃饭", "target": "小孙买菜我做!" }, { "source": "小孙买菜我做!", "target": "双手赞同!" }, { "source": "双手赞同!", "target": "你刷碗!" }, { "source": "你刷碗!", "target": "准备好手套就刷~不然我就切菜" }, { "source": "准备好手套就刷~不然我就切菜", "target": "好,回头租房了先买手套" }, { "source": "黑了还找得到你么", "target": "没关系我很白" }, { "source": "没关系我很白", "target": "呵~我不信" }, { "source": "和男票一起凑个热闹", "target": "秀恩爱!!!" }, { "source": "你不是在铲雪吗", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哎,又是一波骂骂骂。。撤了,小伙伴儿们桑心了,爱33一下", "target": "玻璃心了吗?" }, { "source": "彩蛋是啥", "target": "就是演完了还有" }, { "source": "就是演完了还有", "target": "对呀,这次的彩蛋是什么" }, { "source": "对呀,这次的彩蛋是什么", "target": "就是还有下一季的意思吧" }, { "source": "站在中间的是你家宝贝吧", "target": "图中左起侄女、堂侄女、女儿" }, { "source": "图中左起侄女、堂侄女、女儿", "target": "从左至右报国籍" }, { "source": "哦,还有人喜欢华仔,不容易", "target": "怎么不容易''爱他的人多了" }, { "source": "怎么不容易''爱他的人多了", "target": "曾经的完美男人" }, { "source": "曾经的完美男人", "target": "现在也是啊" }, { "source": "现在也是啊", "target": "可惜世上就一个华仔" }, { "source": "可惜世上就一个华仔", "target": "对啊''哎" }, { "source": "儿童节快乐小可爱", "target": "同乐" }, { "source": "我喜欢热一点的哎,每次都嫌弃我们学校浴室的水不够热", "target": "好烫好烫,我都不敢凑上去洗,手都给烫的通红" }, { "source": "可怜的蘑菇~一定是我不在学校才会这样的", "target": "恩啊~所以你要快点回来呀~" }, { "source": "你现在不在4S店?", "target": "又要卖车去了,不过肯定不回4S店了,事儿太多" }, { "source": "脖子以下都是腿,", "target": "假象" }, { "source": "你去哪里哦", "target": "江西啊……" }, { "source": "江西啊……", "target": "那边还没弄好啊" }, { "source": "中秋节快乐,多吃月饼", "target": "哈哈,可惜这里吃不到很多。" }, { "source": "你怎么这么这么善良~实在是太美好了~", "target": "能做的很少,尽量做就是了" }, { "source": "过场多好不好吃嘛", "target": "只巴适三!" }, { "source": "只巴适三!", "target": "哈!水煮肉片儿会不会整" }, { "source": "哈!水煮肉片儿会不会整", "target": "哪个不会……" }, { "source": "哪个不会……", "target": "太贤惠了" }, { "source": "太贤惠了", "target": "那有你贤惠哦" }, { "source": "那有你贤惠哦", "target": "不不不还是你要凶些" }, { "source": "很怀念流星雨啊", "target": "我下载在手机里。天天看" }, { "source": "我们图书馆这种人不少,但是都是比较帅的", "target": "....帅哥==不行素质不行" }, { "source": "....帅哥==不行素质不行", "target": "恩,我也觉得。不过通常大家还是都是去看书的。。。那种人只是在一个小角落里自己弄的" }, { "source": "你拍照很好看", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "咦怎么没有我", "target": "有你岂不是拍到鬼" }, { "source": "有你岂不是拍到鬼", "target": "没有我都不美丽了!" }, { "source": "逢考必过!早点睡!", "target": "我也希望可以过了算了!等我回城头见!" }, { "source": "我也希望可以过了算了!等我回城头见!", "target": "晚安!加油" }, { "source": "晚安!加油", "target": "晚安晚安" }, { "source": "--我下午去青训--", "target": "青训???" }, { "source": "青训???", "target": "给你说了我在旧外时代梯队得嘛--" }, { "source": "保重!我们今天又是夏天~", "target": "温度直线下降" }, { "source": "温度直线下降", "target": "短袖的都走起了…" }, { "source": "短袖的都走起了…", "target": "过分,长款羽绒服节奏" }, { "source": "同位我来帮你把乌云吹散吧怎么你工作了?", "target": "没有啦,在家里的公司。" }, { "source": "我要等芳华", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "找不到谈得来的。再说句不要脸的。。。追我的人还真不少。。。。。都不合适。。。。", "target": "你的不要脸还真多。。。。" }, { "source": "你的不要脸还真多。。。。", "target": "那能咋办啊。。。。我看上的看不到我,看上我的我看不上。。。。其实这样挺好的啊,哪个女的没事会陪我坐在书店的地上看一下午的书啊。" }, { "source": "那能咋办啊。。。。我看上的看不到我,看上我的我看不上。。。。其实这样挺好的啊,哪个女的没事会陪我坐在书店的地上看一下午的书啊。", "target": "找个陪你看书的还不容易书店女店员。。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "做的表情被使用也真的是太好了", "target": "哈哈哈哈是吧" }, { "source": "我的头像也是带墨镜的唉。。。", "target": "好吧,我盗版你的了" }, { "source": "好吧,我盗版你的了", "target": "不过人不一样不算盗版。。" }, { "source": "不过人不一样不算盗版。。", "target": "谁好看" }, { "source": "谁好看", "target": "你觉得谁好看。。。" }, { "source": "你觉得谁好看。。。", "target": "当然是…" }, { "source": "当然是…", "target": "我吧。。。。" }, { "source": "发糖了????", "target": "彼此的未来" }, { "source": "彼此的未来", "target": "没看,待会去补" }, { "source": "我五点半就起来了好么?", "target": "你不是下午回嘛,上午还要上班?" }, { "source": "你不是下午回嘛,上午还要上班?", "target": "废话!" }, { "source": "表白嘉尔蝉联第二", "target": "十分帅" }, { "source": "艾特你三次没有一次赶到", "target": "你什么时候艾特我了我可是每一个都有看的" }, { "source": "你什么时候艾特我了我可是每一个都有看的", "target": "没赶到还不认帐" }, { "source": "没赶到还不认帐", "target": "好啊,你把图给我" }, { "source": "你怎么走到哪里都离不开茨姑娘", "target": "真没有好么" }, { "source": "我用了几次舍友的咖啡瘦身霜还可以", "target": "是涂到身上的?你本来就那么瘦了好嘛" }, { "source": "是涂到身上的?你本来就那么瘦了好嘛", "target": "对涂腿上的" }, { "source": "悲剧娃儿来吃饭算了", "target": "你在帝都?" }, { "source": "你在帝都?", "target": "成都......我以为你是去北京" }, { "source": "欢迎", "target": "请客吃饭哇?" }, { "source": "袁立到现在还上不了热搜,这里面没事,我都不信。", "target": "这句话说的太对了!" }, { "source": "终于跟闺蜜出去玩啦", "target": "因为他出差去了" }, { "source": "因为他出差去了", "target": "你偷偷出去玩吗" }, { "source": "你偷偷出去玩吗", "target": "不是啊,他叫我去玩的" }, { "source": "手机号加了某", "target": "哈哈。规规矩矩。" }, { "source": "明天可否送到我公司来?早饭。", "target": "送你俩字——做梦" }, { "source": "送你俩字——做梦", "target": "马上就要去做梦了。" }, { "source": "马上就要去做梦了。", "target": "真乖" }, { "source": "我妈才说用我的杯子装过银耳炖枸杞,还好是枸杞,不是虫", "target": "哈哈哈楼主你没见过吃过用过枸杞吗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈楼主你没见过吃过用过枸杞吗", "target": "吃过,不过以为什么都没装过的保温杯泡了牛奶喝,喝到了像虫一样,这种心情只有惊吓,压根就想不到装过枸杞" }, { "source": "这男主那么明显你也能压错???放心,老墨的文主角都很突出,配角什么的都是炮灰。", "target": "有么有么?我都看了快一半了,结果网上说真正的男主是我连听都没听过的名字。已哭晕在厕所……" }, { "source": "上午好", "target": "今天下午回家啦" }, { "source": "经典始终破不了2万米,极速能跑5万多米的路过", "target": "跑不了那么远" }, { "source": "首先要治好失眠", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "新的车子真的很好骑", "target": "是好骑,但是没得骑" }, { "source": "加班的生活都看起来这么美", "target": "双休要美美的" }, { "source": "瘦在腿上真是我的梦想了", "target": "梦想还是要有的" }, { "source": "这么喜欢游泳?带泳镜还会发炎吗", "target": "啊我最近看屏幕太久吧然后泳镜我觉得需要清洗了?不知道眼睛经常发炎的" }, { "source": "啊我最近看屏幕太久吧然后泳镜我觉得需要清洗了?不知道眼睛经常发炎的", "target": "说不定是水质的问题" }, { "source": "带武器出门吗!!", "target": "谁都别惹我!!!" }, { "source": "谁都别惹我!!!", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了", "target": "谁惹我我踢谁!!" }, { "source": "谁惹我我踢谁!!", "target": "饶命。" }, { "source": "现在还有穿T恤的呢,所以穿啥在于你自己", "target": "你说的就是我" }, { "source": "我今天学你带了贝果哈哈哈", "target": "贝果中午加热也好吃" }, { "source": "我在顺德你来吗", "target": "我找不婚的" }, { "source": "有没有拿着一个U盘,然后叠起光盘的?", "target": "一个光盘8g最大硬盘256算算叠几张" }, { "source": "一个光盘8g最大硬盘256算算叠几张", "target": "我猜,大概32张吧" }, { "source": "带谁都可以,喊上我家陈宝宝。", "target": "他能先减肥吗不然我会嫌弃的" }, { "source": "他能先减肥吗不然我会嫌弃的", "target": "你咋那么多事,我不嫌弃就好了。" }, { "source": "你咋那么多事,我不嫌弃就好了。", "target": "我在我奶家呢他家窗户对着大饭店师傅用大喇叭喊走菜呢奶奶的" }, { "source": "有时候没洗脸出门被认出来的话,再否认好像一张嘴说话就没跑了…", "target": "声音啊" }, { "source": "原来全面屏说的是屏幕比例而不是屏占比", "target": "每一次都是重新定义" }, { "source": "壮而有力才是王道~", "target": "那倒是" }, { "source": "掏粪?", "target": "为什么要狗吠" }, { "source": "等着收喜帖吧,争取在波同学娃儿会打酱油前", "target": "我娃儿会打酱油那不晓得是好久了。你肯定在我前面哟。恭喜你,姑娘!" }, { "source": "我娃儿会打酱油那不晓得是好久了。你肯定在我前面哟。恭喜你,姑娘!", "target": "我还早得很哟" }, { "source": "放开我们的费启鸣", "target": "我们的" }, { "source": "哎,昨晚做噩梦了,", "target": "你的人生不就天天都是噩梦么" }, { "source": "你的人生不就天天都是噩梦么", "target": "再把胡说了。我的人生很精彩。" }, { "source": "再把胡说了。我的人生很精彩。", "target": "嗯,处处都是惊吓" }, { "source": "嗯,处处都是惊吓", "target": "吓到你了,扫瑞" }, { "source": "我看见了芙蓉王。。。。", "target": "是啊。" }, { "source": "是啊。", "target": "要娶人女儿不容易啊" }, { "source": "以前不光明正大啊", "target": "这是你自己的原话" }, { "source": "大妈木有来!!!她怕雷打她!!!郊区没下雨!!!", "target": "好吧,她的理由很充分,话说有你在她旁边,雷也打不到她呀,她怕什么呀。晚上注意点儿哈,别着凉了,也别喝太多水" }, { "source": "你是踢球的", "target": "素呀,最大爱好就是足球…" }, { "source": "带着小姨子逃跑了", "target": "原价一百两百" }, { "source": "原价一百两百", "target": "现在统统只要二十块三十块四十块,节奏感太强" }, { "source": "来看看你,南苏。最近我工作好忙。希望你快乐。", "target": "必须的,谢谢你带给我们的美好" }, { "source": "昕昕生日快乐你也天天快乐", "target": "出现" }, { "source": "出现", "target": "捉住" }, { "source": "自制小布丁吗", "target": "是哒" }, { "source": "今天也是喜欢哥哥的一天", "target": "我真的" }, { "source": "我想吃左下角", "target": "焯水蔬菜?" }, { "source": "你外派了是不是", "target": "嗯,是不是想我了" }, { "source": "眉毛该修了", "target": "考完试修个眉毛去吧哈哈" }, { "source": "考完试修个眉毛去吧哈哈", "target": "考完试再说" }, { "source": "考完试再说", "target": "崩溃崩溃" }, { "source": "崩溃崩溃", "target": "那去吧" }, { "source": "“见你这件事,对我特别重要。”", "target": "那说好了,我在济南等你" }, { "source": "最近忙", "target": "等你忙完我就黄v了可能" }, { "source": "等你忙完我就黄v了可能", "target": "没事,反正我也验证不了" }, { "source": "小学弟加油。", "target": "嘿嘿,你是短发的哦," }, { "source": "哈哈哈想起原来宿舍。有人负责整理知识点有人负责打字有人负责排版然后打印。我就是一路躺到最后拿结果的人", "target": "你真好意思说,人家为什么要给你。辛苦到最后不给你显得孤立你。真不要脸。" }, { "source": "唉!!我呀,都要看破红尘啦!", "target": "啊我这个不是看女人的呵呵" }, { "source": "啊我这个不是看女人的呵呵", "target": "啊?为啥又扯到这个了。。我是说我最近都要看破红尘了。。" }, { "source": "啊?为啥又扯到这个了。。我是说我最近都要看破红尘了。。", "target": "噢噢好吧哈哈~~" }, { "source": "噢噢好吧哈哈~~", "target": "对了,你的减肥计划实施的怎样呀?" }, { "source": "对了,你的减肥计划实施的怎样呀?", "target": "下次见到跟你说~~一直坚持!" }, { "source": "起始打着打着,你就发现自己不需要框子就变的方形了,这就是面团的智慧", "target": "因为已经适应生活了么" }, { "source": "因为已经适应生活了么", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "连碰碰车都是11也是没谁了~", "target": "坐上之后才发现的" }, { "source": "我当年管小通的时候还大手笔的给过你两本,你都没有像现在感谢谢大胖一样的感谢我~", "target": "哈哈~所以你有唇膏他没得!!" }, { "source": "哈哈~所以你有唇膏他没得!!", "target": "他那只香肠嘴~吃饭的时候看到他嚼一嚼的,我都不敢吃香肠~唇膏不适合他~" }, { "source": "在吃早饭", "target": "早饭要吃好" }, { "source": "早饭要吃好", "target": "午饭要吃饱" }, { "source": "饺子不是包的吗", "target": "哦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我需要看点娱乐节目缓缓,不然今天什么事都干不了了,感觉现在大唐荣耀里面的歌一首都不敢听了", "target": "我现在都没有心情看娱乐节目了,感觉心情怪怪的,昨天听到剧里的《为江山》就崩不住了,现在再听每一首都觉得真的都是良心歌,歌词编曲都超级棒" }, { "source": "我现在都没有心情看娱乐节目了,感觉心情怪怪的,昨天听到剧里的《为江山》就崩不住了,现在再听每一首都觉得真的都是良心歌,歌词编曲都超级棒", "target": "歌词都是为人物写的,符合他们的经历,好棒的歌曲" }, { "source": "歌词都是为人物写的,符合他们的经历,好棒的歌曲", "target": "真的,这剧不火我都忍不了" }, { "source": "想起和你一个寝室的日子了", "target": "我这个室友还合格嘛~哈哈我们两每天捣鼓那些养生汤真是惜命的两个人!" }, { "source": "起床干嘛要洗澡…我勒个去", "target": "昨天睡觉晚没洗不行啊" }, { "source": "那我以后该怎么叫你呢?美术老师呢还是语文老师呢?还是班主任老师呢!?哎呀真纠结", "target": "随便想怎么叫就怎么叫!!好烦啊啊啊啊啊!!" }, { "source": "随便想怎么叫就怎么叫!!好烦啊啊啊啊啊!!", "target": "嗯,看你这么辛苦,不打击你了!说不定我会更加纠结呢!!" }, { "source": "嗯,看你这么辛苦,不打击你了!说不定我会更加纠结呢!!", "target": "还好啦到时候有事没事请我吃吃饭就行了啊啊" }, { "source": "还好啦到时候有事没事请我吃吃饭就行了啊啊", "target": "行行行!可怜的娃哦!" }, { "source": "行行行!可怜的娃哦!", "target": "太可怜了~下次我带上我的同事来蹭饭吃" }, { "source": "感觉个子很高的样子喜翻儿", "target": "183" }, { "source": "183", "target": "喜欢" }, { "source": "喜欢", "target": "我不喜欢你" }, { "source": "我不喜欢你", "target": "七夕你自己孤独着过吧" }, { "source": "七夕你自己孤独着过吧", "target": "那我也不会找男人" }, { "source": "在一起三年多,两年半的异地恋。跟我提分手,有人追她,她基本上同意了。把我所有联系方式拉黑,去找她也不见我。还有希望吗,坚持还有用吗?", "target": "算了吧" }, { "source": "算了吧", "target": "还差一年就毕业,不甘心就这样结束。" }, { "source": "开心不", "target": "哎~~" }, { "source": "我偶尔会想姑娘,谈一个回来分掉", "target": "前半句我倒是相信,恩" }, { "source": "叔叔真潇洒", "target": "那是,哈哈哈哈哈哈,一边考察一边和北极熊玩!" }, { "source": "那是,哈哈哈哈哈哈,一边考察一边和北极熊玩!", "target": "真好多拍几张照片回来哈" }, { "source": "生日快乐,你就默默的等礼物~", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "考上大学,勾搭学长。祝你愿望成真", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈谢谢" }, { "source": "这温润的质感也是没谁了,非新款套娃可比。话说油耗多少?", "target": "10.5" }, { "source": "10.5", "target": "回头要换车了,转给我" }, { "source": "回头要换车了,转给我", "target": "估计那会就是奔驰老爷车了,哈哈" }, { "source": "镜子显的你好瘦", "target": "是本来就比你瘦。" }, { "source": "我赌我一年不吃肉", "target": "你赌得好大" }, { "source": "建议开飞机", "target": "哈哈,不会啊" }, { "source": "我的呱儿子木有跟我说过加油", "target": "假儿子无疑,是时候生个真儿子了" }, { "source": "家里的户外桌还挺上镜", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "提前送个祝福:叔叔生日快乐!", "target": "谢谢你的祝福,嘿嘿!国庆快乐!" }, { "source": "谢谢你的祝福,嘿嘿!国庆快乐!", "target": "哈哈好的,你这国庆过的肯定很快乐就不祝福了~~听歌" }, { "source": "哈哈好的,你这国庆过的肯定很快乐就不祝福了~~听歌", "target": "看花花的表演!" }, { "source": "看花花的表演!", "target": "这节目不管外人怎么质疑,这种直播的度太棒了" }, { "source": "这节目不管外人怎么质疑,这种直播的度太棒了", "target": "对,敢于直播,把最真实的呈现!" }, { "source": "大神啥时候带我躺个王座啊,我断断续续混到936狂暴战", "target": "我这是联盟小号。你部落的话我就没办法呀。" }, { "source": "我这是联盟小号。你部落的话我就没办法呀。", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "因为部落因为种种原因,暂时先不回去。开新版本再看了" }, { "source": "因为部落因为种种原因,暂时先不回去。开新版本再看了", "target": "晓得啦" }, { "source": "好麻烦啊,还是简简单单地做个猪精好了", "target": "哈哈!" }, { "source": "老大下午好呀!百度登不上去,我的天哪!", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "有空?", "target": "等下有课下午也是" }, { "source": "等下有课下午也是", "target": "呵呵乖乖上课" }, { "source": "呵呵乖乖上课", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "好赞", "target": "约片吗" }, { "source": "约片吗", "target": "嘴上想说:阿姨我们不约内心想的是:约约约!!!" }, { "source": "走都不见我一面。", "target": "下次翻黎没得走啦〜〜〜今次太疯狂〜" }, { "source": "下次翻黎没得走啦〜〜〜今次太疯狂〜", "target": "你狠啊哈" }, { "source": "白袜子抢镜了", "target": "浑身都是戏" }, { "source": "别人帮我定了乘风破浪", "target": "还是幸福呀,有男票的就是不一样哈" }, { "source": "还是幸福呀,有男票的就是不一样哈", "target": "然而并茂是朋友哦" }, { "source": "你们发生了什么?", "target": "不可描述。" }, { "source": "可怜的娃```挤不```", "target": "不挤" }, { "source": "美丽!老郑小程的宝,123睁眼!", "target": "你是刘野菌???" }, { "source": "你是刘野菌???", "target": "不然呢绿豆汤?" }, { "source": "不然呢绿豆汤?", "target": "我跟你说...里里外外这件事你很开先河" }, { "source": "我跟你说...里里外外这件事你很开先河", "target": "害羞?" }, { "source": "害羞?", "target": "那当然咯..你不害羞????" }, { "source": "那当然咯..你不害羞????", "target": "老郑接电话我才害羞噶斯文" }, { "source": "我觉得我比别人眼中的谭大师要写得好不止一点", "target": "这位朋友,皮字啥意思了解一下" }, { "source": "这位朋友,皮字啥意思了解一下", "target": "你就是不敢承认事实" }, { "source": "你就是不敢承认事实", "target": "不是事实咋承认" }, { "source": "我爸的酒杯", "target": "威士忌嘛?酷哦" }, { "source": "黄大发么", "target": "很老的一个片子" }, { "source": "隔着屏幕抱抱你", "target": "后来再也不敢看那些青春剧了。" }, { "source": "后来再也不敢看那些青春剧了。", "target": "乖乖会好的" }, { "source": "狗熊", "target": "夜了…你还没睡啊…" }, { "source": "夜了…你还没睡啊…", "target": "万恶的失眠" }, { "source": "万恶的失眠", "target": "同病…" }, { "source": "老李嫌弃我做的饭太清淡~你们快来一起跟他吃吃斋饭~来前早点告诉我吖,我给你们买菜去!", "target": "我好想去。。。" }, { "source": "我好想去。。。", "target": "你们要是不忙明天或者后天来呗~" }, { "source": "春假胖到58了,现在又掉了两公斤,来之前是54,感觉回国以后不吃这些东西应该会瘦的!", "target": "58......................................." }, { "source": "58.......................................", "target": "你这是什么反应……一脸嫌弃的感觉" }, { "source": "你这是什么反应……一脸嫌弃的感觉", "target": "哈哈,只是觉得还有2kg就赶上我高中的体重了。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈,只是觉得还有2kg就赶上我高中的体重了。。。", "target": "高中我才48" }, { "source": "高中我才48", "target": "哈哈,我们的的体重差没变" }, { "source": "大家一人捐一元,也有1000000", "target": "都给你,别伤心" }, { "source": "如果那些照片有几百年,难道有千年老妖?", "target": "哎哟,夸张的说法嘛" }, { "source": "带喜欢的人去看前任三", "target": "看来你对这份感情很自信。" }, { "source": "看来你对这份感情很自信。", "target": "其实是早就没有期待了" }, { "source": "阿姨你变了", "target": "第一次睡这么晚好吗" }, { "source": "我真的不想看到你的脸了!", "target": "这张没有脸!" }, { "source": "这张没有脸!", "target": "你的发型?" }, { "source": "四号车十个有九个都不过。座位有问题会往后滑。破车,还要是今年才买的新车", "target": "这是潜规则" }, { "source": "这是潜规则", "target": "求安慰" }, { "source": "离开的人已经开始了新的生活被忘记的人也该开始新的生活了", "target": "重新开始过好自己生活不管谁离开了谁生活总不是要过的" }, { "source": "重新开始过好自己生活不管谁离开了谁生活总不是要过的", "target": "希望再次见面时彼此都会成为更优秀的人" }, { "source": "我杰怎样都帅", "target": "对对对,太对了,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "蒋少女你好", "target": "肖少女你也好" }, { "source": "敢动女生头发饶他狗命已经不错了", "target": "都有错玩的太过分了,头发还可以长,那机器坏了好几千大洋" }, { "source": "都有错玩的太过分了,头发还可以长,那机器坏了好几千大洋", "target": "钱没了不能赚?" }, { "source": "幸好在追的我都下到硬盘上了", "target": "这年画风大变" }, { "source": "这年画风大变", "target": "有点措不及防" }, { "source": "有点措不及防", "target": "我还是很嗨" }, { "source": "我还是很嗨", "target": "嗨什么嗨!睡觉去!" }, { "source": "嗨什么嗨!睡觉去!", "target": "面膜没做,经还没抄" }, { "source": "妮妮!!!!!", "target": "放心木有叫你她爱我哈哈哈" }, { "source": "放心木有叫你她爱我哈哈哈", "target": "她写错人了!" }, { "source": "她写错人了!", "target": "这样啊,你们班有写吗?" }, { "source": "这样啊,你们班有写吗?", "target": "没吧不知道啊" }, { "source": "没吧不知道啊", "target": "丹妮早早发了说不写" }, { "source": "你个知道我是谁??", "target": "当然知道啦" }, { "source": "当然知道啦", "target": "聪明,不过应该是我名字和昵称太相近啦" }, { "source": "聪明,不过应该是我名字和昵称太相近啦", "target": "嗯嗯基本上是一样的呢" }, { "source": "嗯嗯基本上是一样的呢", "target": "睡觉咯,晚安" }, { "source": "睡觉咯,晚安", "target": "哈哈晚安晚安我还要看会动漫" }, { "source": "87关打了几天都过不了?求指教", "target": "87简单啊,一定要利用横向或者竖向的糖果先把左右两个角上的饼干消掉。完了下面两个。其他就简单了。" }, { "source": "87简单啊,一定要利用横向或者竖向的糖果先把左右两个角上的饼干消掉。完了下面两个。其他就简单了。", "target": "没找到技巧" }, { "source": "没找到技巧", "target": "横向一键消除往第一排打,两三次就打掉了。" }, { "source": "宝宝不哭,", "target": "宝宝流的不是泪,是血" }, { "source": "宝宝流的不是泪,是血", "target": "可怜的,最近别戴隐形了噢" }, { "source": "脸盲的不只我一个啊", "target": "你不是一个人呦" }, { "source": "建议在设置里增加用户反馈功能,既然加入了用户体验计划,就应该让用户来反应发现的问题来方便改进,每次发现问题再来找你不是非常麻烦吗?", "target": "非常感谢您的建议,我们已经记录反馈。" }, { "source": "呃呃,某人之前又是“吃货”,又是“贪吃鬼”的,可我觉得人瘦成这样,和这两个身份比起来,明显是名不副实了。。。", "target": "我吃得多动得多啊" }, { "source": "我吃得多动得多啊", "target": "。。。呃呃,我可以说心里话么?坦白说,我是觉得你应该是动的比吃的多。" }, { "source": "。。。呃呃,我可以说心里话么?坦白说,我是觉得你应该是动的比吃的多。", "target": "呃。。。刚吃完卤煮回来" }, { "source": "不用染发,剪短发啦", "target": "不喜欢黑发~~" }, { "source": "做梦", "target": "是她的话就别叫醒我" }, { "source": "找女朋友真心难", "target": "加油哈" }, { "source": "张也变之前是不是特意化了个眉", "target": "天生的!" }, { "source": "杀破狼上了没。", "target": "周四就上了好嘛" }, { "source": "周四就上了好嘛", "target": "最近周二有时间补上杀破狼" }, { "source": "女医里分分钟美哭", "target": "嗯,就是剧情有点弱,这是编剧的错" }, { "source": "我饿了老板", "target": "啃吧!这么大一颗卤蛋" }, { "source": "注意说话方式,文明,素质。", "target": "我已经很很很文明了好吗?" }, { "source": "要一份炒米粉和一份拌云吞", "target": "云吞不是广东的东西吗,沙县的叫扁食" }, { "source": "所以你崽摔两下没关系对不对", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "学妹越来越漂亮", "target": "不是湖南滴" }, { "source": "我在这公开骂你不太好吧", "target": "那你指不指望我带你减肥了" }, { "source": "你们说我这个名字好不好,不好的话换成什么呢", "target": "还在纠结你的名字呢!" }, { "source": "雪!好吃不", "target": "哈哈给你带点回去尝尝" }, { "source": "我在另一个城市等你", "target": "等我哦~" }, { "source": "听说有闰土,我特意看了下。。不忍直视哟", "target": "木有直视,木有看到形象,刷屏中!" }, { "source": "木有直视,木有看到形象,刷屏中!", "target": "明智滴" }, { "source": "新婚快乐啊!", "target": "多谢阿姨老师" }, { "source": "那个笼汤包太好吃了还有点甜", "target": "对呀超级美味思密达" }, { "source": "对呀超级美味思密达", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "哎,,最近感冒的很多额,,要注意保暖啊!!还是我的国防身体好,,没感觉", "target": "嗯嗯,国防身体也要注意额,别感冒了。感冒了很痛苦。" }, { "source": "柴碧云这辈子最大的遗憾就是无法亲吻自己美到惨绝人寰的脸", "target": "很有道理" }, { "source": "父爱如山倒", "target": "父爱如山崩地裂" }, { "source": "你也受不了了~", "target": "晚上被窝冷啊" }, { "source": "当事人不想离婚才出来否认的。什么叫证据确凿?现在已经够够的了吧,有夫之妇在未婚男子家逗留一晚上了都,谁还没个认错人的时候啊", "target": "你就知道是不想离婚才否认的咯?谁知道呢反正没有真相的事情我们不认" }, { "source": "小提莫也是好认真的宝宝", "target": "感觉最近都没怎么进步" }, { "source": "要是有空调我一点也不介意粘着你", "target": "心凉了" }, { "source": "心凉了", "target": "心凉个鬼啊,你愿意大热天抱着个散热的生物吗!!!" }, { "source": "压力大你还赞啊", "target": "嘻嘻,逗你开心一下。回来一起去喝酒吧" }, { "source": "嘻嘻,逗你开心一下。回来一起去喝酒吧", "target": "嗯嗯,好的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,好的", "target": "认识那么久都没见过你呢" }, { "source": "认识那么久都没见过你呢", "target": "我就是一个平常的胖子" }, { "source": "我就是一个平常的胖子", "target": "你不知道吧,我就喜欢胖子,哈哈。认识你的时候我也在上海路" }, { "source": "你不知道吧,我就喜欢胖子,哈哈。认识你的时候我也在上海路", "target": "哦,是吗?我也是在这里住" }, { "source": "哦,是吗?我也是在这里住", "target": "嗯嗯,不过我现在在友好路这里" }, { "source": "三月看时樾", "target": "等你啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "亲我需要减肥攻略", "target": "亲我这只供应增肥攻略" }, { "source": "上次种了观音莲速度挂", "target": "不会吧,观音莲挺好养的啊" }, { "source": "哪天走", "target": "明天" }, { "source": "明天", "target": "不早说,我还以为你还有几天呢" }, { "source": "你们更在意男朋友身高还是颜值?", "target": "只有喜欢没有要求" }, { "source": "打包岂不是要等很久", "target": "不久啊!" }, { "source": "生日快乐我最爱的人", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "早餐都可以做成这么有营养的样子?", "target": "味增是很好的早餐吖,很健康" }, { "source": "味增是很好的早餐吖,很健康", "target": "。。。营养早餐开启美好一天?!" }, { "source": "。。。营养早餐开启美好一天?!", "target": "早餐真的很重要" }, { "source": "早餐真的很重要", "target": "嗯嗯。。知道。只是我的早餐没你那么营养美味。。。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。。知道。只是我的早餐没你那么营养美味。。。", "target": "吃了就好" }, { "source": "吃了就好", "target": "嗯呢~~" }, { "source": "光突突的崖壁啥都没看见", "target": "啊。桃花也?山上的桃花" }, { "source": "情人节吗好期待", "target": "你怎么知道还有这么晚睡不好啊" }, { "source": "高考加油,等你肥来", "target": "她不高考吧..好像" }, { "source": "注意点身体", "target": "哎一声叹息啊" }, { "source": "这鞋多少钱?", "target": "男款女款不一样哈" }, { "source": "放番茄,面,生菜,鸡蛋,猪肉,最后给你吃", "target": "你那儿的麻辣烫还有番茄和鸡蛋?" }, { "source": "千年铁树", "target": "开花给你看" }, { "source": "开花给你看", "target": "等不了了" }, { "source": "女人这么聪明", "target": "生日快乐,加班快乐" }, { "source": "生日快乐,加班快乐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "玩的开心点" }, { "source": "你能养活?", "target": "养了一个月了都" }, { "source": "看第五集的时候有点气…觉得润子有点轻浮啊……", "target": "觉得超心疼和尚啊有没有!!!我就想知道润子如果知道了前妻的真相会不会又伤害和尚" }, { "source": "觉得超心疼和尚啊有没有!!!我就想知道润子如果知道了前妻的真相会不会又伤害和尚", "target": "只想看他们两个互相确定心意后的专心虐狗" }, { "source": "你有小肚子诶", "target": "就你有嘴叭叭的" }, { "source": "奇迹男孩", "target": "还在上映啊想现在看" }, { "source": "还在上映啊想现在看", "target": "那就看七号房的礼物吧看一次哭一次" }, { "source": "那就看七号房的礼物吧看一次哭一次", "target": "满足真的很好哭啊" }, { "source": "快乐快乐,辛苦了", "target": "不辛苦不辛苦~快乐快乐" }, { "source": "你不是一头秀发的吗", "target": "快秃了" }, { "source": "你好厉害。啥时候做个送给我", "target": "好的啊。我得买卡纸。明儿去蓝精灵。买纸。做了给你~" }, { "source": "好的啊。我得买卡纸。明儿去蓝精灵。买纸。做了给你~", "target": "好的陪你去" }, { "source": "我吃臭豆腐还吃怕了呢", "target": "你倒好,我都没吃得," }, { "source": "你倒好,我都没吃得,", "target": "你莫告诉我大连没有臭豆腐卖!" }, { "source": "剪完毛之后想驴子", "target": "这•"""""" }, { "source": "你年前不回学校了吧?", "target": "回呀,要回去拿东西的,不过也呆不了多久,其实你要是回去招呼一声我在广州也很近的" }, { "source": "回呀,要回去拿东西的,不过也呆不了多久,其实你要是回去招呼一声我在广州也很近的", "target": "已经找好实习的地方了?" }, { "source": "已经找好实习的地方了?", "target": "恩啊,在广州银行" }, { "source": "恩啊,在广州银行", "target": "怎么跑银行了跨度很大" }, { "source": "怎么跑银行了跨度很大", "target": "我双修金融啦" }, { "source": "我双修金融啦", "target": "哈哈那就好好干哦准备留在广州吗?" }, { "source": "哈哈那就好好干哦准备留在广州吗?", "target": "应该是的,不过随时准备迎接任何变动的挑战!小明哥在深圳?定下来了么?" }, { "source": "应该是的,不过随时准备迎接任何变动的挑战!小明哥在深圳?定下来了么?", "target": "刚毕业定在哪真的不好说随遇而安吧现在这个环境太瞬息万变了" }, { "source": "熊猫那个笑死了", "target": "原来你昨儿就爱特我了" }, { "source": "还是没有通知呢亲", "target": "旺旺查看没。" }, { "source": "来来来,说出来让我开心一下,哈哈哈", "target": "不行。" }, { "source": "不行。", "target": "真不是好闺蜜(闭嘴吧" }, { "source": "真不是好闺蜜(闭嘴吧", "target": "本来就不是……" }, { "source": "本来就不是……", "target": "也对" }, { "source": "也对", "target": "我们不是相爱的吗?" }, { "source": "我们不是相爱的吗?", "target": "也对" }, { "source": "二宝今天怎么没有酗酒", "target": "刚酗酒回来" }, { "source": "刚酗酒回来", "target": "宿醉帝!" }, { "source": "宿醉帝!", "target": "你为什么跑老家去了我还想打麻将!" }, { "source": "你为什么跑老家去了我还想打麻将!", "target": "明天回去了!打起来!" }, { "source": "有时候别人的分离,也是你新的遇见,所以,无论什么结果都是好的结果~祝你开心~", "target": "最近考研压力大么淡定一点啊你还在杭州么" }, { "source": "最近考研压力大么淡定一点啊你还在杭州么", "target": "还凑合,按部就班吧!我还在杭州呢,你还在芜湖?" }, { "source": "你又生日!", "target": "上次是身份证可以拿去上网!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "P图技术没少增长", "target": "主要是长进了这个技术,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我喜欢你上一次发照片的风格", "target": "意思这个不是心目中姐姐了嘛" }, { "source": "意思这个不是心目中姐姐了嘛", "target": "不温柔不贴心" }, { "source": "别穿越了,直接打导师一顿就好了", "target": "这个活你接吗" }, { "source": "这个活你接吗", "target": "我自己的都还没来得及打呢,没空接" }, { "source": "我自己的都还没来得及打呢,没空接", "target": "可以一天两个人呀" }, { "source": "今天不是才星期五?", "target": "是呀,不过我休周五周六的。" }, { "source": "是呀,不过我休周五周六的。", "target": "这样的啊,还蛮特别滴" }, { "source": "这样的啊,还蛮特别滴", "target": "哈哈,排班问题" }, { "source": "还不回家", "target": "回了拜拜" }, { "source": "现在哪里的焖面最好吃?", "target": "22中新校区对面·去尝尝" }, { "source": "吃个炸鸡可能更开心?", "target": "还没有发掘好吃的" }, { "source": "667停产了??", "target": "哈哈不知道呀,我去年听说停产的,但不知有没有停产" }, { "source": "我姨美很", "target": "能不能把我也夸夸" }, { "source": "结婚吧", "target": "得先有一个愿意的" }, { "source": "得先有一个愿意的", "target": "泡妞比泡男的简单多了" }, { "source": "泡妞比泡男的简单多了", "target": "并不觉得" }, { "source": "然后呢能讲一下吗?今天我收一辆01年的CG5排量是3.0的,车商说他审上给我,不知道明年还能不能审上了", "target": "没了,去查车户都没了" }, { "source": "你怎么又奔了-。-", "target": "奔奔更健康" }, { "source": "红米有电信版没?", "target": "早有了啊,799,比移动版稍微高配。" }, { "source": "早有了啊,799,比移动版稍微高配。", "target": "怎么抢到的你?" }, { "source": "怎么抢到的你?", "target": "我的是移动定制版,在广西移动网上商城买的。" }, { "source": "能吃能睡是福气", "target": "如果不胖就更好了" }, { "source": "你们这个是泸沽湖哪个景点?", "target": "骑车环湖的我也不清楚" }, { "source": "骑车环湖的我也不清楚", "target": "这景区太分散了,完全搞不清楚,你们骑车要多长时间" }, { "source": "这景区太分散了,完全搞不清楚,你们骑车要多长时间", "target": "我们因为赶时间骑了两个多小时当地人说三个小时骑电动车够了" }, { "source": "我们因为赶时间骑了两个多小时当地人说三个小时骑电动车够了", "target": "嗯,差不多,你们还要赶下个地方?" }, { "source": "嗯,差不多,你们还要赶下个地方?", "target": "赶飞机" }, { "source": "去哪里了呀", "target": "三亚" }, { "source": "三亚", "target": "不错的地方,明年我也想带小朋友去海边" }, { "source": "喜欢8一身,一起出吗?", "target": "是的哦" }, { "source": "每年夏天的活动——白天钓龙虾,晚上吃油焖大虾", "target": "我今天第一次,还加了个“挑逗”它的环节" }, { "source": "亚麻棕需要漂嘛", "target": "需要的" }, { "source": "有没有老司机驾照啊?", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "现在反正就是写感觉就是有种写够了的感觉然后特别不想写哎。。再熬一熬。。", "target": "写个20页也差不多了啊" }, { "source": "写个20页也差不多了啊", "target": "对。。。哎。。可能因为这学期还有一门课也要写作业的缘故吧。。搞的很多东西要写烦得很。。" }, { "source": "对。。。哎。。可能因为这学期还有一门课也要写作业的缘故吧。。搞的很多东西要写烦得很。。", "target": "这个学期没多久了,熬完你就解放啦" }, { "source": "这个学期没多久了,熬完你就解放啦", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "戴帽子的妹子给我放下", "target": "很乖的一个妹子," }, { "source": "很乖的一个妹子,", "target": "那是我的了先盖个章" }, { "source": "那是我的了先盖个章", "target": "可以的,可以的" }, { "source": "哇哇哇!!!喜欢她!!索隆和她我站了!", "target": "我也站这对!" }, { "source": "一刷新,竟然有人没睡……", "target": "。。。经常这个点还没睡哈" }, { "source": "我来打个小报告郭家毅说你以前的脸是椭圆的现在是圆的", "target": "真及时" }, { "source": "下一站北非", "target": "为爱而生的拍摄地你可以准备做攻略了" }, { "source": "刘森猛啊", "target": "我们喝的差不多了" }, { "source": "我们喝的差不多了", "target": "感冒还没好啊" }, { "source": "我特别在乎你的外衣", "target": "我没感受到……" }, { "source": "姓黄天秤座广东深圳97叫姐PS正版观关团", "target": "那么巧,我姓黄而且我也在深圳" }, { "source": "那么巧,我姓黄而且我也在深圳", "target": "好巧" }, { "source": "好巧", "target": "是啊你在深圳哪个位置" }, { "source": "是啊你在深圳哪个位置", "target": "南山区" }, { "source": "这个电影我看过真的超级好看,尤其是周冬雨的演技真的是太棒了,她一直带努力向前当中呢,我会一直支持她的", "target": "这个电影真的超级好看啊!" }, { "source": "不只一个…试图用裙子掩盖汉纸气质的群体嘛这是", "target": "真正的霸气侧漏泄漏各种漏" }, { "source": "真正的霸气侧漏泄漏各种漏", "target": "融入她们吧" }, { "source": "衬衣好看,哪家店", "target": "网上买的嘿嘿" }, { "source": "网上买的嘿嘿", "target": "哪家店铺,我也想买" }, { "source": "耳朵这么好?一个校内新闻公众号上的", "target": "全寝在吐槽这个,还有今天中午的那首歌" }, { "source": "迪士尼东西包括餐饮贵吗?打算去", "target": "稍稍有点儿贵,但是好吃" }, { "source": "感觉人单身久了真的会得单身癌如果有人稍微走入你的生活就会有种生活节奏被打乱的不安感尤其是在需要牺牲自己的时间与喜好去取悦另一个人的时候", "target": "不知道为什么总有一种这辈子都找不到和我互相喜欢的人了,而且这种感觉太强烈了。" }, { "source": "我叫涂新杰", "target": "哇,你是真滴告发" }, { "source": "哇,你是真滴告发", "target": "我和彪彪在龙岩" }, { "source": "我和彪彪在龙岩", "target": "我过两个星期回龙岩" }, { "source": "过午不食好难受", "target": "想戒掉夜宵太胖了" }, { "source": "想戒掉夜宵太胖了", "target": "我也想啊但是晚上就会想念烤鱼不能提一提就想念" }, { "source": "r9用半小时以上就开始热,你们的也是么?", "target": "不啊,我的手机用了四十分钟左右,是温的,现在充了刚好一个小时,百分之99的电" }, { "source": "不啊,我的手机用了四十分钟左右,是温的,现在充了刚好一个小时,百分之99的电", "target": "用电快吗?不会是冲的快用的也快吧" }, { "source": "你回来,我请你", "target": "好,明天回广州" }, { "source": "好,明天回广州", "target": "来,现在来什么都请" }, { "source": "来,现在来什么都请", "target": "是不是什么都请先,先去下必胜客,再去狂购物,都你请,我过几天一定去" }, { "source": "剪短发了?", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "亲!社团申报很费劲吗???", "target": "好像是不太容易,它考虑的挺多的,包括主题是不是重复什么的" }, { "source": "好像是不太容易,它考虑的挺多的,包括主题是不是重复什么的", "target": "就是需要准备的材料什么的复杂吗???" }, { "source": "就是需要准备的材料什么的复杂吗???", "target": "不复杂,挺简单的" }, { "source": "返老还童了!", "target": "都到了该生娃的年纪了还返老还童呢" }, { "source": "都到了该生娃的年纪了还返老还童呢", "target": "你都没生,我哪敢呀,是不是?" }, { "source": "刚翻过了几座山!", "target": "又越过了几条河" }, { "source": "又越过了几条河", "target": "崎岖坎坷怎么就这么多" }, { "source": "md生气难受", "target": "我也有点吃醋" }, { "source": "这袋子里是装的大衣吗", "target": "不知道哦,也许是礼物。" }, { "source": "今天下雨,所以我木有训练", "target": "那就赶紧写论文去。" }, { "source": "那就赶紧写论文去。", "target": "我今天上班偷偷写了来着,所以回来就给老师发过去了" }, { "source": "我今天上班偷偷写了来着,所以回来就给老师发过去了", "target": "我后天应该没事。你啥安排?" }, { "source": "我后天应该没事。你啥安排?", "target": "后天我最后一天上班。。。。。" }, { "source": "哟阴历么?生日快乐=-=", "target": "是的〜〜" }, { "source": "是的〜〜", "target": "再次祝福下嘿嘿嘿" }, { "source": "婆婆还没退休,你咋办?班都不用上了,直接赢在家里", "target": "找个年龄大几岁的男票,这样的男票会疼人,这样婆婆也退休了。" }, { "source": "午好今天是腊八节共享美味腊八粥", "target": "午安,腊八节快乐,妳吃了腊八粥末呀?我午饭先!" }, { "source": "快乐", "target": "网恋吗?" }, { "source": "网恋吗?", "target": "快乐,爱你哟" }, { "source": "求链!", "target": "已发" }, { "source": "已发", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "一起去大合肥做头发吧", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "嘀嘀嘀嗒嘀。。。一切行动听小鱼指示,别问我小鱼是谁!", "target": "小鱼是你的好好师妹。2017,预祝面基成功!" }, { "source": "胖子又胖了", "target": "哈哈,就是!" }, { "source": "我爱", "target": "爱你~" }, { "source": "看诗词是享受,怎么会辛苦呢", "target": "这么无聊的词你也有兴趣?" }, { "source": "少女", "target": "少女你还稀饭我不" }, { "source": "你和吴彦祖还有联系啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈笑死我羡慕吗" }, { "source": "喜欢你的调色!", "target": "预设" }, { "source": "预设", "target": "可以不错!" }, { "source": "渔人码头万盛合吗", "target": "对头" }, { "source": "晶不错", "target": "哈哈,你们也可以那节目去参赛的。" }, { "source": "哈哈,你们也可以那节目去参赛的。", "target": "哈哈,好滴" }, { "source": "小龙虾", "target": "小龙虾!" }, { "source": "你被限流了昨天一整天没看见你", "target": "昨天发东西了啊" }, { "source": "别说话喝酒", "target": "很棒" }, { "source": "出去做指甲!", "target": "走诶你出来诶我下午在我外婆家要做陪你去" }, { "source": "再见,取关了", "target": "真的真的真的很抱歉了。" }, { "source": "我刚从通辽回来", "target": "去通辽玩儿来着?" }, { "source": "去通辽玩儿来着?", "target": "嗯~去阿尔山" }, { "source": "漱口水来一瓶", "target": "看你头像就不想理你" }, { "source": "看你头像就不想理你", "target": "不行正好我要买省的你放过期" }, { "source": "不行正好我要买省的你放过期", "target": "给你留着" }, { "source": "活蜘蛛啊大兄弟", "target": "恩,活的" }, { "source": "真晚还不睡", "target": "你咋也不睡啊……" }, { "source": "你咋也不睡啊……", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "肯定是为了赚钱" }, { "source": "肯定是为了赚钱", "target": "啊哈。大晚上赚钱.....说不过去了吧" }, { "source": "啊哈。大晚上赚钱.....说不过去了吧", "target": "不你是在思考怎么赚钱" }, { "source": "不你是在思考怎么赚钱", "target": "不在思考如何穿越" }, { "source": "不在思考如何穿越", "target": "带上我吧" }, { "source": "带上我吧", "target": "到时候会给你托梦" }, { "source": "蟋蟀不会逃么", "target": "死的。。" }, { "source": "死的。。", "target": "那么重口味……" }, { "source": "那么重口味……", "target": "这么晚还在啊" }, { "source": "这么晚还在啊", "target": "才10点啊" }, { "source": "才10点啊", "target": "吓。我以为你回上海了" }, { "source": "哇你除了变黑了,根本没有长变哎", "target": "好像很多人这么跟我说尤其是我的发型万年不变" }, { "source": "难怪最近木有听到亲的声音", "target": "是不是想我了?" }, { "source": "难道是猪儿发生了什么奇葩事。。。。", "target": "在很久很久以前有一个小女孩。。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈我榨了半个西瓜半个哈密瓜看到你发薯条感紧去炸话说你科目二什么时候考", "target": "不要再提科目二啥时候考,已经被虐哭话说回来,科三想快,是不是找车管所的人才有用啊" }, { "source": "不要再提科目二啥时候考,已经被虐哭话说回来,科三想快,是不是找车管所的人才有用啊", "target": "不是把我就找的驾校调档提前学了" }, { "source": "快抱紧我", "target": "抱紧你有肉吃嘛~?" }, { "source": "抱紧你有肉吃嘛~?", "target": "把身上肉给你" }, { "source": "树莓", "target": "是的吧,摘了很多" }, { "source": "是的吧,摘了很多", "target": "这个我们这边还叫地炮还有一种树炮更好吃" }, { "source": "硌掉牙套最好利器", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈画面感十足当时好怕你把牙套咽下去" }, { "source": "你那么蠢怎么办啊", "target": "你才蠢,全家都蠢!!" }, { "source": "又想到你戴不进隐形的时候了…大哥您还不睡??!", "target": "我可能这辈子都和这一切无缘了……昨晚挂蚊帐去了" }, { "source": "我可能这辈子都和这一切无缘了……昨晚挂蚊帐去了", "target": "啧啧啧啧啧你回去了没??出来看电影啊" }, { "source": "啧啧啧啧啧你回去了没??出来看电影啊", "target": "已经在家了呀" }, { "source": "已经在家了呀", "target": "告辞" }, { "source": "约我", "target": "我连续两天约你了~!!!" }, { "source": "天冷了,小狗不禁冻,给它买个窝", "target": "我把我被窝给他行不行" }, { "source": "我把我被窝给他行不行", "target": "你可以带它睡" }, { "source": "很好奇为什么有些女生的头发能黑长直有些很乱很干是天生的吗", "target": "是天生的吧" }, { "source": "观音阁好熟悉", "target": "青秀山" }, { "source": "青秀山", "target": "桂林是不是也有?" }, { "source": "桂林是不是也有?", "target": "嗯有北极广场上一站还是下一站" }, { "source": "明早八点半还要练车的我", "target": "追最晚的星练最早的车" }, { "source": "追最晚的星练最早的车", "target": "跪了跪了" }, { "source": "出于我细致观察的结果“贴蓝拖鞋所有人照片!”", "target": "你太细致啦" }, { "source": "我只是感冒了在擤鼻涕她非让我搞这个拍照(可以哭,但是没必要)", "target": "可以崩溃但是没必要" }, { "source": "受不了了也太诱人", "target": "我才是经常被你馋" }, { "source": "所以遇到了就要打一架么。", "target": "可以试试" }, { "source": "你剪短发了?", "target": "没有我把长头发塞衣服里了" }, { "source": "没有我把长头发塞衣服里了", "target": "原来如此,不过短发真心不错" }, { "source": "古代汉语看着也不太像咱们认识的字啊?", "target": "确实不认识,看十个字八个都不认识,," }, { "source": "特别喜欢以琛", "target": "嘿嘿,,一样啊很喜欢他" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,,一样啊很喜欢他", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "哈哈哈地理大佬分你一点运气", "target": "大佬给我力量" }, { "source": "我每次做这个,私密处都会出现像血一样的东西,是不是方法不对啊", "target": "为什么啊" }, { "source": "你说你为毛要站国啦", "target": "有人上小课,把我们都赶出来了。" }, { "source": "有人上小课,把我们都赶出来了。", "target": "借口" }, { "source": "借口", "target": "规矩话" }, { "source": "规矩话", "target": "不解释!" }, { "source": "一般不泡脚,每天都洗澡澡", "target": "洗澡跟泡脚又不冲突。" }, { "source": "你的伞还在我家", "target": "你在哪" }, { "source": "你在哪", "target": "家里" }, { "source": "家里", "target": "开撩啊" }, { "source": "开撩啊", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "小蛮腰", "target": "好虚伪" }, { "source": "好虚伪", "target": "怎么虚伪了" }, { "source": "看你那手套就觉得超冷的", "target": "还行,原来我抗冻也是可以的" }, { "source": "加油必过!", "target": "考完了" }, { "source": "考完了", "target": "怎么样" }, { "source": "蓝牙,最好可以连接多个设备然后一键切换", "target": "好收到!" }, { "source": "什么时候回家?我正准备回", "target": "好耐先离开广州大把时间。" }, { "source": "好耐先离开广州大把时间。", "target": "嗯嗯,很快约你" }, { "source": "好漂亮啊!一个来自成都只能看见雨夹雪的人", "target": "机场都封了。。" }, { "source": "机场都封了。。", "target": "这么大啊我同学昨晚集训回来在郊区的路灯下看到点点雪,根本都积不上" }, { "source": "照顾好自己。", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "橙色好美~这块我收的紫红", "target": "我最近也想搞一块紫色的腮红" }, { "source": "我最近也想搞一块紫色的腮红", "target": "买回来到现在都没用。。" }, { "source": "买回来到现在都没用。。", "target": "彩妆买多了就已经是收藏了每次化妆都是摸到哪块用哪块" }, { "source": "你越来越居家了", "target": "嘴巴馋,但是吃多了又想吃辣的" }, { "source": "赞一个", "target": "终于见你回复了…" }, { "source": "请问西勾植物志怎么打不开了?", "target": "网站关闭了" }, { "source": "米奇妙妙屋我小时候敲喜欢,推荐给萌萌", "target": "我也喜欢,刚刚才想到上初中的时候都看这个" }, { "source": "我也喜欢,刚刚才想到上初中的时候都看这个", "target": "我今天上午刚刚重温了一遍" }, { "source": "你去相亲了?", "target": "……做个头等舱去相亲?不划算。" }, { "source": "给资源吗", "target": "思我,我有" }, { "source": "小伙刚才听我念完,说写上也没有用,因为对于有些人来说,写在脸上也没有用。", "target": "影响值得被改变的人就足够了" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "不好" }, { "source": "毛裤不错啊", "target": "对哦主任夏天喜欢穿长裤还是五分裤啊?" }, { "source": "对哦主任夏天喜欢穿长裤还是五分裤啊?", "target": "要么长裤,要么很短的,不喜欢中间的" }, { "source": "修不了835通病可能和底层驱动有关挑路由", "target": "不会吧" }, { "source": "我还没回家", "target": "反正我1月底才去~你啥时候回家" }, { "source": "反正我1月底才去~你啥时候回家", "target": "8号的票、" }, { "source": "8号的票、", "target": "1月还是2月。。" }, { "source": "1月还是2月。。", "target": "一月啊" }, { "source": "一月啊", "target": "我要不要去找你!!" }, { "source": "我要不要去找你!!", "target": "看看呗我不一定在家我有可能去大连嘿嘿" }, { "source": "看看呗我不一定在家我有可能去大连嘿嘿", "target": "哇嗷!好想你给我留几件衣服。。。" }, { "source": "哇嗷!好想你给我留几件衣服。。。", "target": "我给你留衣服?我的衣服你穿不了哈哈我自己都穿不了你上网买一个棉裤或者羊绒裤在里面穿的这个是必须的" }, { "source": "我给你留衣服?我的衣服你穿不了哈哈我自己都穿不了你上网买一个棉裤或者羊绒裤在里面穿的这个是必须的", "target": "可是上衣怎么办!!我能把你的衣服当军大衣穿啊!!正好啊!!" }, { "source": "可是上衣怎么办!!我能把你的衣服当军大衣穿啊!!正好啊!!", "target": "额哈哈好吧其实没那么夸张你在山东穿的这个衣服在那就能穿其实没那么冷里面就是一个毛衣之类的外面一个棉服就OK啦" }, { "source": "额哈哈好吧其实没那么夸张你在山东穿的这个衣服在那就能穿其实没那么冷里面就是一个毛衣之类的外面一个棉服就OK啦", "target": "真假。。。不是说一盆水泼出去在空中就变冰了么。。。" }, { "source": "真假。。。不是说一盆水泼出去在空中就变冰了么。。。", "target": "哎呀谁说的呀现在不至于" }, { "source": "哎呀谁说的呀现在不至于", "target": "零下几十度就这么弱。。??" }, { "source": "零下几十度就这么弱。。??", "target": "哎呦零下20多度没那么夸张" }, { "source": "哎呦零下20多度没那么夸张", "target": "那我信你一回。。" }, { "source": "你咋又回来了", "target": "。。我该回来了你不能不让我回来" }, { "source": "。。我该回来了你不能不让我回来", "target": "快走" }, { "source": "好奇网袜会不会勒住脚趾头", "target": "不会脚趾头那不是网的" }, { "source": "罗拉的高光!", "target": "来啦" }, { "source": "大胸婶子", "target": "大的流奶" }, { "source": "大的流奶", "target": "你是不是喝多了" }, { "source": "你是不是喝多了", "target": "没有,不知道为啥这么恶俗了" }, { "source": "什么口味的?我今天吃了两杯冰淇淋", "target": "牛奶" }, { "source": "作为双子座的人,好想看双子座的流星雨,有人能告诉我正确的地点和方法是啥么?", "target": "同双子座真的好想看" }, { "source": "你跑辽宁浪去了", "target": "这周上完课就走" }, { "source": "你挺瘦吧,想吃就吃呗", "target": "现在不瘦了唉" }, { "source": "道理我都懂,你的仓鼠为什么是绿色的?", "target": "忘记把滤镜换成原色了" }, { "source": "忘记把滤镜换成原色了", "target": "原来是因为加了滤镜,可是仓鼠为什么是绿色的啊" }, { "source": "你的笑容不接牙膏广告是他们的损失", "target": "为何每次都能看到你" }, { "source": "很喜欢的作品,加油哦", "target": "我好想打你" }, { "source": "不懂语法只被单词咋写完型", "target": "背文章,背多了自然就记得了" }, { "source": "你在乎谁", "target": "粑粑and麻麻" }, { "source": "仰头问苍天为毛啊", "target": "苍天无眼啊" }, { "source": "敢不敢把头发往两边掀掀", "target": "当然不" }, { "source": "天气不错哟", "target": "哈哈哈比北京空气好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈比北京空气好", "target": "今天北京天气也不错呢!我今天回家咯" }, { "source": "宁德那么多茶叶店。谁知道", "target": "我说地址啊!!!!!" }, { "source": "我说地址啊!!!!!", "target": "地址你说。" }, { "source": "地址你说。", "target": "图上就有!!!!!!" }, { "source": "图上就有!!!!!!", "target": "没看到" }, { "source": "绿油油的照片就是我", "target": "美的" }, { "source": "美漩推荐的,一定是好用的,看起来好好用的样子,想淡化痘印诶!!!", "target": "我起痘痘三年多,用了麦吉丽现在好太多了呢" }, { "source": "早安磊哥", "target": "凯旋哥哥起得好早~" }, { "source": "凯旋哥哥起得好早~", "target": "睡得早" }, { "source": "你去了呀!好烦哦,我正愁没人陪我去", "target": "不是已经没有了么" }, { "source": "不是已经没有了么", "target": "对呀,烦哦" }, { "source": "看不懂翻译下撒!", "target": "请你学法语的同学帮你翻译~" }, { "source": "请你学法语的同学帮你翻译~", "target": "我没有这种高端同学撒!" }, { "source": "发线高别管他只要你不剃光头那都不会影响,第二直接发图了", "target": "刚理解,不好意思,还是烫的吧,不烫这个实在驾驭不住啊,正常烫的啥样?" }, { "source": "刚理解,不好意思,还是烫的吧,不烫这个实在驾驭不住啊,正常烫的啥样?", "target": "你现在头发多长这个很重要" }, { "source": "你现在头发多长这个很重要", "target": "说好的一定会回复那?" }, { "source": "嗯嗯你知道我许的啥不??", "target": "不知道阿让我猜猜" }, { "source": "不知道阿让我猜猜", "target": "其中一个你肯定能猜到吧???" }, { "source": "其中一个你肯定能猜到吧???", "target": "恩阿必须能哈哈哈" }, { "source": "来学校玩吧", "target": "你在学校?" }, { "source": "你在学校?", "target": "天天都上课啊" }, { "source": "我觉得你拍照水平可高", "target": "不敢,不敢,人多别闹" }, { "source": "造型赞,我不敢做这个哈,怕腻", "target": "是的,腻哈" }, { "source": "呆家里坐月子吧", "target": "后两节有没有空?有空去帮我把课上了" }, { "source": "安?!大三多哇", "target": "有两个要出国" }, { "source": "有两个要出国", "target": "你要走不?" }, { "source": "不要为包包找借口", "target": "正当理由!" }, { "source": "等我有空了,我也要去野营!!", "target": "有想法就一定要去,得有颗说走就走的心。" }, { "source": "你们老师是有多闲???", "target": "哈哈,这就是生活的乐趣嘛" }, { "source": "中午1点半到,你呢?", "target": "我今儿中午就到了提前过来准备" }, { "source": "我今儿中午就到了提前过来准备", "target": "你好积极啊?酒店怎么样?几人一间房?" }, { "source": "你好积极啊?酒店怎么样?几人一间房?", "target": "嗯…提前准备的事情比较多,两人一间" }, { "source": "地球", "target": "这又是哪蹦出来的" }, { "source": "这又是哪蹦出来的", "target": "地球" }, { "source": "土豪", "target": "你知不知道土豪在新华词典里解释是没文化我不高兴" }, { "source": "请问园区有租的游园车或小孩推车吗?", "target": "有的有的" }, { "source": "带了快一年的孩子也没有这么温暖", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "不安好心~", "target": "哈哈哈哈我可乐意去围观了!!!!" }, { "source": "万一是老婆给的钱,你们还羡慕吗", "target": "更羡慕" }, { "source": "保重", "target": "嗯,谢谢" }, { "source": "三生三世十里桃花是不是也要赔偿", "target": "三生三世实力抄袭" }, { "source": "美版的已经升级,繁体版还没升级,所以登陆美洲有问题。我们去欧洲服务器开打吧。", "target": "也是一样的情况啊?你能上吗?" }, { "source": "大长腿", "target": "反话吗" }, { "source": "为什么男生喜欢打麻将", "target": "不会打麻将" }, { "source": "我要吃西瓜", "target": "小编刚刚偷偷吃了点" }, { "source": "小编刚刚偷偷吃了点", "target": "我要" }, { "source": "好想问问这款墨镜。", "target": "知道是什么牌子吗?真想知道~" }, { "source": "这转发量让我觉得大家很缺衣服……", "target": "是缺钱" }, { "source": "失恋了?", "target": "没恋爱哪有失恋" }, { "source": "没恋爱哪有失恋", "target": "那你心冷的什么,不是因为那个谁?" }, { "source": "我的颜值正义是什么鬼", "target": "就是使劲儿买衣服啊化妆品啊什么的就是颜值正义别问我为啥知道" }, { "source": "就是使劲儿买衣服啊化妆品啊什么的就是颜值正义别问我为啥知道", "target": "好像真的是这样" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈韭菜怎么了你有想过韭菜的感受吗", "target": "韭菜也喜欢被好看的人抱着" }, { "source": "再见!!!", "target": "一路走好" }, { "source": "世界终极难题:你咋就吃不胖呢。", "target": "未解之谜" }, { "source": "阿…阿尼甲,请让我给你梳头", "target": "阿尼甲这里有点凶。。" }, { "source": "阿尼甲这里有点凶。。", "target": "………把膝宝拉过来挡在身前" }, { "source": "有品位的人", "target": "我觉得你也是哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我觉得你也是哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "你更有品位" }, { "source": "你更有品位", "target": "商业互捧的对话" }, { "source": "微波里也能搜到很多东西", "target": "我记得你搜索能力很强的。。。" }, { "source": "我记得你搜索能力很强的。。。", "target": "低调。。。" }, { "source": "博主博主我也想知道,有答案了喊我", "target": "哈哈哈好的" }, { "source": "你成功剁手了吗", "target": "没得啊很淡定" }, { "source": "你啊好睡觉了,睡饱了上半才不累。", "target": "我睡到中午才起来的" }, { "source": "我睡到中午才起来的", "target": "那也就剩下9个小时了。" }, { "source": "那也就剩下9个小时了。", "target": "睡太饱人很呆的,我喜欢没睡够然后和别人去吵架" }, { "source": "睡太饱人很呆的,我喜欢没睡够然后和别人去吵架", "target": "能躺着,我绝不坐着" }, { "source": "哈哈,我还不晓得女生在游戏怎么骂人的", "target": "三字经呗" }, { "source": "三字经呗", "target": "什么是三字经" }, { "source": "喵和书这样拍好棒啊!就不造我家俩喵能不能酱紫配合啊~~", "target": "猫对新鲜东西很感兴趣哦" }, { "source": "猫对新鲜东西很感兴趣哦", "target": "我家喵多数时候会跑来闻我的手机镜头,外加蹭我的手。。" }, { "source": "后悔的日子在后面马上就要开始热了", "target": "我就怕热" }, { "source": "辛苦哒", "target": "没事!" }, { "source": "没确认还是不要在公共平台上发吧,容易遭骂啊,锅", "target": "我想看一下把这些人名字全部写出来能有多少阅读量……" }, { "source": "我想看一下把这些人名字全部写出来能有多少阅读量……", "target": "你赢了…" }, { "source": "空调坏了?", "target": "遥控板没得电池…" }, { "source": "我看到了驴", "target": "哈哈对了你的明信片还没收到吗?" }, { "source": "开不开心潘潘", "target": "嘿嘿开心呀" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "在我身上,来拿吧" }, { "source": "啧啧啧~~高调晒幸福哟~~~", "target": "夜猫子……" }, { "source": "是否允许我夸夸你", "target": "哈哈哈快夸" }, { "source": "哈哈哈快夸", "target": "太厉害了" }, { "source": "豆豆我们负责守护你的笑", "target": "同意同意" }, { "source": "今天我的生日哦,可是没有生日快乐,希望他们能赢", "target": "生日快乐" }, { "source": "水煮白菜有用么", "target": "哈哈哈你等我试试" }, { "source": "订八个闹钟一分钟一个~", "target": "我已经设定了容嬷嬷叫我起床了啊啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "我已经设定了容嬷嬷叫我起床了啊啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "哪里来的容磨磨?" }, { "source": "哪里来的容磨磨?", "target": "铃声是容嬷嬷" }, { "source": "飞机上要关机", "target": "不用现在飞行模式就可以啦" }, { "source": "今天胸很大", "target": "你别想让我也夸你" }, { "source": "你别想让我也夸你", "target": "我在说自己" }, { "source": "再见,好朋友", "target": "现在说正经的。我只是觉得我们这样互相吐槽有伤情感。我们应该相互鼓励做一对同气连枝、互帮互助的好伙伴" }, { "source": "现在说正经的。我只是觉得我们这样互相吐槽有伤情感。我们应该相互鼓励做一对同气连枝、互帮互助的好伙伴", "target": "真的是正经的么,好不习惯呀,好吧,让我们做一对互帮互助的革命好伙伴" }, { "source": "好想看雪", "target": "一月份,我送你一场雪" }, { "source": "你去沙县了?", "target": "只是路过啦。" }, { "source": "只是路过啦。", "target": "那吃那个小吃没有。?" }, { "source": "那吃那个小吃没有。?", "target": "有的有的哦。好吃!" }, { "source": "加油啊,傻黄一定能找到个好主人的", "target": "加油加油没事我们学校环境也很好的它过得蛮开心但是总是还想给它一个家" }, { "source": "加油加油没事我们学校环境也很好的它过得蛮开心但是总是还想给它一个家", "target": "23333那就好" }, { "source": "让我抱抱来", "target": "他会咬你" }, { "source": "好羡慕你这种天天自带摄影师的特效", "target": "我就是摄影师,扎推的摄影师必然的" }, { "source": "杭州这么热?我还以为比武汉好点呢~~", "target": "浙江狂揽最热前十城市。杭州名列前茅....你家在哪的" }, { "source": "这让没有人陪跨年情何以堪", "target": "你说没人陪,我怎么会相信。" }, { "source": "你说没人陪,我怎么会相信。", "target": "不信拉倒说多了伤心" }, { "source": "不信拉倒说多了伤心", "target": "就是不信。" }, { "source": "不知道哭什么。有什么可以哭的。烦啊。", "target": "小孩子都这样,尤其现在的小孩更难管" }, { "source": "打包份过黎西区...", "target": "我在刷牙" }, { "source": "你都有白发了?老屈同志!", "target": "一直都有。" }, { "source": "你在逗我玩呢吧,哪有雨,一直大太阳的", "target": "我们这边下雨了,好凉快了" }, { "source": "我们这边下雨了,好凉快了", "target": "带我一个淋雨不?好久没见过雨了" }, { "source": "长得好看的人唱歌都好听", "target": "嘴巴甜" }, { "source": "嘴巴甜", "target": "我可是实话实说" }, { "source": "红果果的打广告", "target": "就不信你以前知道好利来" }, { "source": "就不信你以前知道好利来", "target": "听过吧,好耳熟,好丽友么???" }, { "source": "听过吧,好耳熟,好丽友么???", "target": "其实没有半毛钱关系,我们本地的牌子" }, { "source": "其实没有半毛钱关系,我们本地的牌子", "target": "心里念着好利来,就想到好丽友咯。你们本地的?" }, { "source": "心里念着好利来,就想到好丽友咯。你们本地的?", "target": "是勒" }, { "source": "是勒", "target": "算是," }, { "source": "不用最优趁年轻想做啥就做!但在不伤害别人的前提下", "target": "咿道理都懂难免不伤人" }, { "source": "吃什么吃。787坏了不知道嘛,快来支援", "target": "我不会" }, { "source": "我不会", "target": "咋感觉787老换" }, { "source": "教师资格证考过", "target": "教师编考过" }, { "source": "只有我觉得这个猫很恐怖吗", "target": "这猫看着挺吓人的但是性格相当好,很亲人的" }, { "source": "每天吃薏仁,黑米,红枣,枸杞粥!还有什么建议不?", "target": "补气血的东东要吃!煲汤会更容易吸收" }, { "source": "为你打call", "target": "不如转发" }, { "source": "签了没?我也来凑热闹,祝曼联都签了他们哈", "target": "就这么定了~" }, { "source": "除夕再来祝贺", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "铁豆腐早给你备好了。。", "target": "真的呀。。那我去找你时没有可不行啊。。" }, { "source": "可以召唤快乐家族啦!!!", "target": "哈哈哈,还以为你是假的呢!送你上去哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,还以为你是假的呢!送你上去哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "当时我也以为是假的" }, { "source": "做自己就好,何必处处艳羡别人。故意模仿,何必呢?", "target": "是啊,我也想不通" }, { "source": "感觉我伦的声音变粗了像感冒了", "target": "确实感冒了" }, { "source": "有被子吗,天冷了", "target": "底下是暖的不需要" }, { "source": "底下是暖的不需要", "target": "那我不带被子了,这就过去了" }, { "source": "那我不带被子了,这就过去了", "target": "等你呢" }, { "source": "等你呢", "target": "幸福来的太突然" }, { "source": "早点忘记浅浅才能更好的接受摇摇啊", "target": "我忘不了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈别来银行贼累", "target": "全是好看的妹子你懂么!!全是" }, { "source": "全是好看的妹子你懂么!!全是", "target": "没有用" }, { "source": "没有用", "target": "你是说,只要男孩是我,有多少女孩都没有用么,我悲愤" }, { "source": "你是说,只要男孩是我,有多少女孩都没有用么,我悲愤", "target": "没有没有" }, { "source": "这种兔子在哪里买", "target": "我是它小时候在市场里看见买的" }, { "source": "我高三听的歌,现在因为一个综艺节目火了", "target": "高三没听过,现在感觉太好听了!" }, { "source": "高三没听过,现在感觉太好听了!", "target": "好东西不怕晚" }, { "source": "房子找哪里呢?", "target": "知春路,以后我就是地道的知春路少年了。终于可以走着上班了……尽管我的理想是躺着上班。" }, { "source": "知春路,以后我就是地道的知春路少年了。终于可以走着上班了……尽管我的理想是躺着上班。", "target": "躺着上班也得分开腿。。。" }, { "source": "躺着上班也得分开腿。。。", "target": "我是接课的不接客" }, { "source": "我是接课的不接客", "target": "好啦,越搬越好就好。快指导指导施总啦。" }, { "source": "好啦,越搬越好就好。快指导指导施总啦。", "target": "恩,我会马不停蹄地打击他" }, { "source": "恩,我会马不停蹄地打击他", "target": "嗯。他这个复杂的动物啊。" }, { "source": "不是把那我以后想喝金龙泉怎么办", "target": "雪花比金龙泉好喝多了。真的" }, { "source": "好寂寞…", "target": "是啊你来么" }, { "source": "是啊你来么", "target": "哈哈哈你来广东我请你喝怎样?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你来广东我请你喝怎样?", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "有烧饼哎,好期待,不知道烧饼的演技怎么样,会不会给我们一个惊喜", "target": "烧饼的演技很给力的" }, { "source": "搭双筷子", "target": "带碗" }, { "source": "为啥不能吃水果", "target": "出身医学家庭的我表示感冒应该多吃水果尤其是苹果和梨香蕉橘子西瓜之类的可以不吃。" }, { "source": "出身医学家庭的我表示感冒应该多吃水果尤其是苹果和梨香蕉橘子西瓜之类的可以不吃。", "target": "然而我就开始咳了" }, { "source": "然而我就开始咳了", "target": "梨是润肺的挑水分大的吃也可以煮梨水喝我们家比较喜欢的做法是梨和百合银耳熬汤再加上枸杞" }, { "source": "梨是润肺的挑水分大的吃也可以煮梨水喝我们家比较喜欢的做法是梨和百合银耳熬汤再加上枸杞", "target": "怪不得。苹果梨全部是生吃的。谢谢啦" }, { "source": "没同居史怎么就不正常了?老子一辈子就想睡一个男人,人还不能有理想了?", "target": "大概是“都没同居过就贸然结婚?”和“都还没结婚就开始同居?”之间的差异" }, { "source": "面试成功啦?", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "汉三你去哪了?", "target": "汉三去盗宝了,我是他姐" }, { "source": "汉三去盗宝了,我是他姐", "target": "完全不懂你缩的啥!" }, { "source": "完全不懂你缩的啥!", "target": "智商低还怪别人" }, { "source": "北京中度霾", "target": "来吧!" }, { "source": "怎么了小杜?", "target": "大学最后一场正式比赛了。" }, { "source": "大学最后一场正式比赛了。", "target": "德比去吗?" }, { "source": "德比去吗?", "target": "估计够呛了,有演出。" }, { "source": "需不需要去医院看看啊?难道我的帅气已经能影响这么远的你了么", "target": "刚去了" }, { "source": "第一凳明明有人没睡!", "target": "没有睡觉的都在玩手机!!" }, { "source": "喜欢娜姐多久了啊你们", "target": "到哪都看到你" }, { "source": "我六号要去马德里啦", "target": "呃呃呃,我觉得差不多那时候我就回去嘞~~" }, { "source": "呃呃呃,我觉得差不多那时候我就回去嘞~~", "target": "。。。。你真会赶时间" }, { "source": "要瘦", "target": "我快两位数了哈哈哈哈赶紧夸我" }, { "source": "我快两位数了哈哈哈哈赶紧夸我", "target": "体重不过百不是啥就是啥" }, { "source": "到杭州啦?", "target": "颠颠我想去找你玩迷笛的话我们1号过去应该遇不到55555" }, { "source": "颠颠我想去找你玩迷笛的话我们1号过去应该遇不到55555", "target": "那你在上海呆几天?" }, { "source": "那你在上海呆几天?", "target": "上海两天" }, { "source": "再忙也要注意身体哇", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "你今天回去了??", "target": "恩同学回来了" }, { "source": "恩同学回来了", "target": "不上班啊?" }, { "source": "不上班啊?", "target": "下班了" }, { "source": "下班了", "target": "那么早啊~~哈哈!还想约你呢~那你玩去吧~~" }, { "source": "感觉好久不见", "target": "怪我感觉我已经与世隔绝了" }, { "source": "怪我感觉我已经与世隔绝了", "target": "我们组织一下今年底去旅行嘛" }, { "source": "我们组织一下今年底去旅行嘛", "target": "可以可以" }, { "source": "老婆新年快乐", "target": "新年快乐!" }, { "source": "不艾特你相公", "target": "相公我错了……" }, { "source": "相公我错了……", "target": "回家跪搓衣板" }, { "source": "恭喜", "target": "你也来!" }, { "source": "你也来!", "target": "不敢试" }, { "source": "162的铝孩纸要找多高的?", "target": "178男吧" }, { "source": "好久我上来看你", "target": "你都要走了的嘛" }, { "source": "回去大巴找找", "target": "找到没呀" }, { "source": "吃喝拉睡", "target": "你的工呢?" }, { "source": "你的工呢?", "target": "早没了,你又在哪个超市呢" }, { "source": "吃酸奶会好些吧", "target": "会拉稀" }, { "source": "会拉稀", "target": "适当地吃,又不是一整杯" }, { "source": "适当地吃,又不是一整杯", "target": "恩啊我现在在给他们吃婴儿吃的益生菌了" }, { "source": "我老婆爱怎么样就怎么样,不服憋着", "target": "我不服" }, { "source": "你又丢什么东西了?", "target": "灵魂" }, { "source": "我证明你会做饭还挺好吃!", "target": "你终于说实话了" }, { "source": "脸大", "target": "就你脸小" }, { "source": "对我来说,只有一站路", "target": "我每天都好痛苦!" }, { "source": "大奔", "target": "聪明" }, { "source": "昨晚十二点起来做火锅,吃到一点", "target": "年轻就是好啊" }, { "source": "我不开心了,小小姨!", "target": "给她盖章的还没集满?" }, { "source": "辛苦了思密达。", "target": "谢谢." }, { "source": "想撸串", "target": "大羊腰子都个你点了" }, { "source": "大羊腰子都个你点了", "target": "那你多补补,我不需要" }, { "source": "那你多补补,我不需要", "target": "桑了号" }, { "source": "后悔,上次去黄山没去泡温泉", "target": "下次专门来,温泉加住宿团购下两个人五百搞定!" }, { "source": "早点睡呀你", "target": "哈哈好以后不熬夜" }, { "source": "这么好的姑娘还好我眼光独到及早发现,不然错过了真的会后悔吖", "target": "美好的人儿,总是会被时间证明的" }, { "source": "突然发现...貌似前几天,你貌似生日喔~亲", "target": "哼,没良心,自己跑去快活了,分手!!!" }, { "source": "哼,没良心,自己跑去快活了,分手!!!", "target": "我那几天与世隔绝啊!求体谅!!!我补偿!!!!" }, { "source": "我那几天与世隔绝啊!求体谅!!!我补偿!!!!", "target": "作泥补啊~~四海一家" }, { "source": "哈哈,我家一直在他们暗暗的心怀希望,我不给希望的,循环……", "target": "我一直想他们怎么还没绝望…" }, { "source": "你好,我叫愚人。", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我好想你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我好想你", "target": "我也好想你可是我要走了明年我还会来看你的" }, { "source": "我也好想你可是我要走了明年我还会来看你的", "target": "你不要走好吗" }, { "source": "你不要走好吗", "target": "我走了,清明哥哥会好好疼你的" }, { "source": "社长你会说法语么除了亲爱的和劈劈卡卡你也说句别的听听好么", "target": "我一共就只会52个法语单词,全用在节目里了,就是想给别人一种我会法语的假象" }, { "source": "我一共就只会52个法语单词,全用在节目里了,就是想给别人一种我会法语的假象", "target": "要不要这么搞笑" }, { "source": "杜公公下面,打一首歌歌名", "target": "像我这样的人" }, { "source": "做高铁旅行真的很方便很舒适", "target": "真心方便" }, { "source": "好大一束花啊'幸福~", "target": "可惜不是我噢~" }, { "source": "作息正常;)", "target": "。。。。这个。。。。我真心很难做到,晚上舍不得这片宁静啊。。。。" }, { "source": "。。。。这个。。。。我真心很难做到,晚上舍不得这片宁静啊。。。。", "target": "那还是会发的" }, { "source": "西篮可以进去打球啦?", "target": "暂时不行" }, { "source": "有些人勒摩托太抢86勒镜咯", "target": "哈哈~点都不焦~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!!刚回到学校。主要是小壮的围巾太温柔啦", "target": "看一次笑一次你当女生应该很招人喜欢噢~" }, { "source": "看一次笑一次你当女生应该很招人喜欢噢~", "target": "我就说他是小受" }, { "source": "你们地址在哪啊", "target": "昌平区这边。" }, { "source": "中午好", "target": "吃饭了" }, { "source": "吃饭了", "target": "这么早就吃了" }, { "source": "穷人有穷人的活发", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "早呀", "target": "开心不?在家还不安生睡懒觉啊?" }, { "source": "女孩子少熬夜啊", "target": "补觉" }, { "source": "吃太多", "target": "昨晚可能是在发挥作用,然后最近会变聪明的" }, { "source": "孩子你被央视洗脑了,还有球球,这两大假新闻的大本营", "target": "央视从我记事起就没有假新闻,注意我的表述" }, { "source": "央视从我记事起就没有假新闻,注意我的表述", "target": "太多了!" }, { "source": "你是谁", "target": "我是你最爱的人啊!!!!你都忘了吗!!!" }, { "source": "我是你最爱的人啊!!!!你都忘了吗!!!", "target": "你是我的小可爱吗?" }, { "source": "你是我的小可爱吗?", "target": "是的,我是你的小可爱,你说你最喜欢我了" }, { "source": "是的,我是你的小可爱,你说你最喜欢我了", "target": "那一定是我那晚喝多了说的胡话" }, { "source": "那一定是我那晚喝多了说的胡话", "target": "你不爱我了" }, { "source": "你不爱我了", "target": "是的我已经有新欢了" }, { "source": "是的我已经有新欢了", "target": "找你男票去" }, { "source": "这葱是要是要上天的节奏啊哪根都不算我不是葱", "target": "已经在天上,正俯视人间~~" }, { "source": "已经在天上,正俯视人间~~", "target": "哈哈哈葱也能上天的啊" }, { "source": "四月清明有假,避开就好,但是是雨季", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "一周洗不了澡", "target": "你变臭了66还要你吗" }, { "source": "你变臭了66还要你吗", "target": "他不重要,我知道你一直要我就好" }, { "source": "他不重要,我知道你一直要我就好", "target": "情话说这么六,一定有猫腻" }, { "source": "猪脸", "target": "这样" }, { "source": "哥哥,你是秒赞党吗", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "他人很好啊。只是我个人抱怨的话而已啦。他对女朋友会很好的,以前她有个女朋友也是练跆拳道也是玩乐队的。反正他人真的挺好,用心去感受吧亲", "target": "我也感觉他人挺好、但是如风一般飘渺啊亲!!也不晓得从何下手去勾引≥﹏≤" }, { "source": "我也感觉他人挺好、但是如风一般飘渺啊亲!!也不晓得从何下手去勾引≥﹏≤", "target": "他喜欢的应该是成熟风的" }, { "source": "灵魂画手", "target": "我等会儿回去给你画一个" }, { "source": "这个领结很合适你", "target": "嘻嘻我也喜欢" }, { "source": "薄厚,打我电话干嘛?我在开黑,没空接你电话,哈哈哈,mvp比较忙,我太懂你了,充电器在我", "target": "还有,你挂完电话我就知道你在开黑。" }, { "source": "还有,你挂完电话我就知道你在开黑。", "target": "将近20年的感情不是盖的!你这么懂我,哈哈哈,下次一起穿一条裤子拍个照吧" }, { "source": "特产有没带来。", "target": "无,你跟我说什么特产啊,平样潮汕人" }, { "source": "信你自己,加油。肯定能成功的!", "target": "你这种文化好的怎么体会我这种文化渣渣的呐惨救命啊" }, { "source": "汪:是谁这么缺德,在井盖上放了一块肉", "target": "还是粉红的肉,新鲜" }, { "source": "预测今年元宵晚会凤凰会唱新专辑的《花开繁华》。求赞预测", "target": "不会的,应该会唱《乡关何处是》" }, { "source": "困了就睡不困就玩呗这么简单", "target": "你是?" }, { "source": "坚持不易,太理解你一想到点点滴滴就忍不住眼泪的感觉了,我每次一幻想到我到时候结婚的场景,都哭得停不下来。", "target": "是我婚礼那天想着千万别哭得太难看,照片就不好看了,结果全程在哭" }, { "source": "是我婚礼那天想着千万别哭得太难看,照片就不好看了,结果全程在哭", "target": "所以那天的眼线和睫毛膏顶住了吗" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "下次带你去" }, { "source": "绿地有这种吃的?", "target": "这种吃的不应该到处都有吗" }, { "source": "对不起我们30度了,我穿的超短裤", "target": "哦是吗" }, { "source": "哦是吗", "target": "超短裤感觉不到裤子紧了" }, { "source": "超短裤感觉不到裤子紧了", "target": "为此我一直在期待穿短裤的气温" }, { "source": "这茶壶有趣", "target": "这是蛋清分离器" }, { "source": "没关注你之前还真不知道我们这也可以这么美", "target": "哈哈,多去走走" }, { "source": "装个内存条散", "target": "哈?我内存够的啊!" }, { "source": "我要吃烤苕皮!!!!", "target": "哎呀,,,乖啦,给你们买了果冻!晚上晚点来寝室拿哈" }, { "source": "哎呀,,,乖啦,给你们买了果冻!晚上晚点来寝室拿哈", "target": "要得!!" }, { "source": "要得!!", "target": "你要不要把名字换的这么勤哦?" }, { "source": "你要不要把名字换的这么勤哦?", "target": "反正你都认得到嘛。" }, { "source": "反正你都认得到嘛。", "target": "嘿,这个可不一定哈!" }, { "source": "嘿,这个可不一定哈!", "target": "至少现在还认得到嘛" }, { "source": "至少现在还认得到嘛", "target": "哎呀,好无力的对话!" }, { "source": "你在哪~", "target": "我在姑婆家的大山里" }, { "source": "我在姑婆家的大山里", "target": "看起来好不错~~" }, { "source": "看起来好不错~~", "target": "不错哟太阳也特别热情" }, { "source": "每家公司不一样,简历是必须带的,最好多带几份,还有你的成绩单、证书原件,复印件,正装可以面试的时候再穿,现场面试的比较少,不过也有例外的", "target": "你去青岛大学的然后怎么样" }, { "source": "你去青岛大学的然后怎么样", "target": "不怎么样,企业不多,就投了几份" }, { "source": "我的天!可喜可贺!!!", "target": "神奇的效果!" }, { "source": "感觉说什么都不对,怎么说都没发挥好,打了删删了打,反反复复,敲了发送依然小心翼翼,生怕自己把天聊死。对方回复之前的时间里会想得很多很多,一直持续到对方回复了得到了新的信息又得继续纠结要怎么回复才好。在对方看来也许不过是平淡对话,可是他们不知在屏幕这端,是风沙皆兵的一场仗吧。", "target": "那快去睡觉" }, { "source": "注意身体", "target": "我都好久没有生病了,昨晚上发抖的给自己吓到了" }, { "source": "我都好久没有生病了,昨晚上发抖的给自己吓到了", "target": "抱抱今天好点了吧(我这么小的身材能抱人么)" }, { "source": "抱抱今天好点了吧(我这么小的身材能抱人么)", "target": "早上走的早,药店都不开门,晚上回来才买的药,现在不那么热了,但是浑身还是疼那我抱你" }, { "source": "情人节前分手这是我的魔咒", "target": "是的,好像在循环一样……" }, { "source": "这是牧云勤哒!超级期待穆如寒江和穆如世家的服装秀", "target": "哈哈哈哈期待" }, { "source": "郑主任辛苦啦", "target": "什么时候的事" }, { "source": "好一个风情万种的女子", "target": "这是夸我呢还是" }, { "source": "这是夸我呢还是", "target": "当然夸奖了" }, { "source": "试试手气", "target": "咱俩一人一个" }, { "source": "咱俩一人一个", "target": "哈哈哈可以可以坐等开奖" }, { "source": "求一张单独金木小哥哥的", "target": "我有,需要私你吗" }, { "source": "我有,需要私你吗", "target": "同求" }, { "source": "就你想得远,小芳就嫁得远", "target": "所以你才发文思念,以吃火锅作掩护,还留一空格," }, { "source": "我看好小德大宝你觉得呢", "target": "是在帮我家纳豆攒人品吧我看出来了。作为回报。我看好纳豆,非总你觉得呢" }, { "source": "是在帮我家纳豆攒人品吧我看出来了。作为回报。我看好纳豆,非总你觉得呢", "target": "别叫我小非就可以了小德今天弯道技术有点问题如果压好水花说不定可以把比赛拖入点球大战然后再三分绝杀结束比赛" }, { "source": "课馀生活很丰富", "target": "有种被大佬翻牌的感觉" }, { "source": "饺子白胖白胖的敲可爱", "target": "一想到一口咬下去爆出来汤汁...更觉得可爱了" }, { "source": "一想到一口咬下去爆出来汤汁...更觉得可爱了", "target": "一想到我没得吃,你就变得可恶起来" }, { "source": "一想到我没得吃,你就变得可恶起来", "target": "你在说我么?" }, { "source": "女汉子,顶起", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "帮不了你什么" }, { "source": "嗨哪个学校的啊", "target": "老哥给你带了两包烟" }, { "source": "老哥给你带了两包烟", "target": "我戒了" }, { "source": "我戒了", "target": "我听你说这话听了次数挺多啊" }, { "source": "酱紫衡量人不是很妥吧", "target": "蛮讲蛮听" }, { "source": "谁想谁,谁为谁担心?", "target": "想你想你好想你" }, { "source": "骂脏话有用!!!!", "target": "说不出话啊,我真的最怕鬼压床了。" }, { "source": "说不出话啊,我真的最怕鬼压床了。", "target": "我也很怕,会手脚全冰掉。但我以前骂不出声来,心里骂,也有用。骂很难听的那种。后来我去爬山了,爬那种山顶有寺庙的山,爬了几次之后就再也没有过了。" }, { "source": "龙岗啥时候下雨啊正在考虑要不要换礼服啊", "target": "乖乖升旗去吧" }, { "source": "乖乖升旗去吧", "target": "伤心说好的暴雨呢" }, { "source": "电脑和车都上火了", "target": "不不不,是我上火了。。。" }, { "source": "当你开始怀念过去的时候,就证明你现在过得不去以前", "target": "当下需要代价而过去比较廉价" }, { "source": "这群人辫子还没剪,辈分观念根深蒂固。", "target": "一群戏精" }, { "source": "可怜的娃", "target": "自己得学学了" }, { "source": "自己得学学了", "target": "哈哈,就是,自己动手丰衣足食" }, { "source": "今天来大姨妈了肚子疼,睡了一整天", "target": "注意身体,注意休息" }, { "source": "准备去哪工作?", "target": "回实习的地方呀。。" }, { "source": "回实习的地方呀。。", "target": "深圳?" }, { "source": "有车真好", "target": "有床真好" }, { "source": "快到我车上来有好多哟", "target": "下午狂吃!" }, { "source": "下午狂吃!", "target": "体重什么的不在乎了么!" }, { "source": "过了这个生日,七七老师有19岁了", "target": "你,你一定跟我的偶像很熟悉吧!" }, { "source": "室友打呼噜鬼知道我经历了什么。。。", "target": "看到这么多人都说室友打呼我就放心了原来不是我一个人失眠" }, { "source": "遇见你们,是我最美丽的意外", "target": "其实" }, { "source": "你要是行,就回复我一下,我开大号过来找你", "target": "对了,别拿那几个人和我比,我和他们可不熟呢" }, { "source": "香菇蓝受", "target": "肿么回事嘛怎么会变成外交大使" }, { "source": "肿么回事嘛怎么会变成外交大使", "target": "说来话长啊这会儿你都睡了吧,明日详谈" }, { "source": "愿你历尽千辛,归来仍是少年", "target": "那我归来可就是上仙了" }, { "source": "不要勾起我得馋虫~", "target": "你嘛时候来" }, { "source": "你嘛时候来", "target": "回学校吗?中午回去啊" }, { "source": "回学校吗?中午回去啊", "target": "啊哦" }, { "source": "我今天好忙啊············", "target": "手机没电了?" }, { "source": "手机没电了?", "target": "怎么了,,手机在充电" }, { "source": "怎么了,,手机在充电", "target": "忙点儿好啊〜" }, { "source": "大象也很期待!", "target": "求剧透!感觉应该在酝酿了吧?" }, { "source": "哎呀,你小破车可怎么办啊", "target": "完了,曼联冠军" }, { "source": "完了,曼联冠军", "target": "哈哈哈,别气馁,你小破车厉害着的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,别气馁,你小破车厉害着的", "target": "谢谢你,小破人冠军噢!" }, { "source": "大哥搬家辛苦了!为什么这幅文质彬彬的眼镜下面,隐约能看到凶恶!斜视的眼神有一丝嗜血狂人的凶狠。", "target": "花钱心疼的" }, { "source": "花钱心疼的", "target": "可惜弟弟穷没钱哎不然也投点资做个二老板、三老板什么的" }, { "source": "可惜弟弟穷没钱哎不然也投点资做个二老板、三老板什么的", "target": "一提钱就哭穷" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "这早晚饭没吃饭呢" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "谢谢夸奖啦" }, { "source": "农农最好吃了!!!巧克力味的", "target": "农农最好了" }, { "source": "小q真的好帅", "target": "结亲家么" }, { "source": "以为自己还在读书的人你伤不起啊。", "target": "我真心的在读书,好吗……你要迟到了,好吗" }, { "source": "你是最棒的!", "target": "看到了" }, { "source": "心情好呀", "target": "还不错哦" }, { "source": "有鱼有肉幸福", "target": "昨晚吃完饭吃的都吃不下了" }, { "source": "昨晚吃完饭吃的都吃不下了", "target": "可以请外援" }, { "source": "对方凭本事杀的我,凭什么说我送人头", "target": "我也可以拒绝跟你一起开黑" }, { "source": "鼠鼠,我喂你吃", "target": "食物呢" }, { "source": "哇。生日快乐呀", "target": "同乐同乐" }, { "source": "现在有人吗", "target": "有……" }, { "source": "单身狗", "target": "你要是提高提高吻技估计也可以脱单" }, { "source": "你要是提高提高吻技估计也可以脱单", "target": "我来教你" }, { "source": "一直就羡慕你说到做到的行动派可是感觉你一些不开心的事情也不会主动说", "target": "哈哈哈哈,我可不能辜负,以后也要说到做到,未来一年,继续加油,然后最重要就是开心" }, { "source": "老陶的相机是模糊额吗", "target": "哈哈什么东西?" }, { "source": "哈哈什么东西?", "target": "你不觉得拍的很模糊吗" }, { "source": "这个男娃儿难道是经常出现在你照片头那个啊,没的小时候乖了", "target": "嗯,是长丑了,但是性格越来越乖" }, { "source": "今天英语课两个班来了不到20人据说是教务处的,来教室就拍照,教室里的小伙伴都被吓到了", "target": "据说,你没去上课。" }, { "source": "据说,你没去上课。", "target": "去了后来去的" }, { "source": "去了后来去的", "target": "学霸真棒" }, { "source": "叔叔我要", "target": "叫哥哥" }, { "source": "叫哥哥", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "只是单身久了", "target": "还有得救吗" }, { "source": "眉毛该修了啊", "target": "我不太懂这样的眉毛" }, { "source": "感谢我们吧请我们吃饭就行", "target": "我能有她笑点低?她根本没笑点!" }, { "source": "我能有她笑点低?她根本没笑点!", "target": "哈哈哈我以为没笑点是高端冷艳" }, { "source": "昨天我也逛街一天,累得今天宅了一天。。。明天又上班啦!!", "target": "嘿嘿~~~~~现在上班赶脚怎样?" }, { "source": "嘿嘿~~~~~现在上班赶脚怎样?", "target": "新人打酱油啊" }, { "source": "新人打酱油啊", "target": "我们都加油~~~~" }, { "source": "我们都加油~~~~", "target": "我暂时上班很闲,啥也不会啊。。。" }, { "source": "口水流出来了", "target": "美点" }, { "source": "美点", "target": "窝在被窝都不想动。。" }, { "source": "新年快乐,要能吃又不胖哦", "target": "哈哈是真伙伴" }, { "source": "肥肉约不", "target": "我只约鲜肉,你是吗" }, { "source": "我只约鲜肉,你是吗", "target": "肥肉还想约鲜肉" }, { "source": "肥肉还想约鲜肉", "target": "肥肉肥在了重要的地方就不算肥了" }, { "source": "肥肉肥在了重要的地方就不算肥了", "target": "重要的地方" }, { "source": "尹集镇?你再尹集呀", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "怎么了", "target": "我家在哪儿,明天回去,后天一早到家,到尹集车站接驾呗" }, { "source": "我家在哪儿,明天回去,后天一早到家,到尹集车站接驾呗", "target": "我就住在车站这边,然而我明天就回去了" }, { "source": "我是不是特别对你好。", "target": "你也不是发给我看的额" }, { "source": "你也不是发给我看的额", "target": "虽然这是真的总掘我" }, { "source": "虽然这是真的总掘我", "target": "哈哈哈你要突破更大尺度" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你要突破更大尺度", "target": "再不能大尺度了!我接受不了。" }, { "source": "你们....知心姐姐", "target": "什么知心姐姐...." }, { "source": "什么知心姐姐....", "target": "说这些话的不就是知心姐姐....." }, { "source": "最喜欢左下那张寒冬腊月一大早就上山拜拜,真是虔诚的孩子", "target": "必须虔诚,不过今天不冷哈" }, { "source": "霍。一直觉得自己的姓很有故事很大气嘿嘿嘿", "target": "霍害" }, { "source": "带伞了吗", "target": "晒,卒" }, { "source": "起床啦", "target": "对啊,准备下去了" }, { "source": "椰子真是个参照物", "target": "谢谢,夸椰子" }, { "source": "姐姐,我的连续12天才刚刚开始", "target": "都是新时代的奋进好青年啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "都是新时代的奋进好青年啊,哈哈", "target": "拼命时代感冒严重失聪哑嗓的人表示12天如同12年" }, { "source": "小黑,想不想你小绿哥哥", "target": "谁呀,不认识" }, { "source": "谁呀,不认识", "target": "没问你,一边去" }, { "source": "爱笑的女孩运气不会太差", "target": "不管用啊~" }, { "source": "永远的万豪用户", "target": "是我" }, { "source": "好一点的泳裤真的不背这个锅", "target": "难道好的泳裤上面有水,在零下十几度就不会结冰啦?贫穷限制了我的想象么?" }, { "source": "这般奢华的礼物必须晒一晒", "target": "这个还不错用了后头屑去无踪头发更出众" }, { "source": "生快", "target": "谢了啊" }, { "source": "专门跑去宜家照相哇", "target": "哈哈不要拆穿我" }, { "source": "瓜哥我下次一定好好凹造型", "target": "这个可以有" }, { "source": "对的哈哈哈哈走在街上别人还问我们是不是初中同学一起在读高中我们说的我们是小学同学", "target": "有趣" }, { "source": "山东理工大学学校的小仙女小仙男们快来啦快来为我们学校疯狂打call", "target": "捞一下" }, { "source": "捞一下", "target": "哇的一声哭出来是校友吗!" }, { "source": "你永远的土豆丝……", "target": "被你发现了。" }, { "source": "我没打通太多人打了", "target": "是的可以过会儿再打" }, { "source": "快飞来", "target": "嗯?" }, { "source": "以前的你求着我开热点,现在的你", "target": "依然求着你开热点" }, { "source": "头发这么长了", "target": "嗯但是我现在稍微剪短了一丢丢" }, { "source": "我牛要火了", "target": "火不了" }, { "source": "发酒疯就把你丢马路不管你", "target": "就知道渊渊不会这么狠心的" }, { "source": "搞不懂有钱人为什么要买贵的车,10几万的车不是一样开吗", "target": "配置高功能不一样" }, { "source": "两分钟前我还在想:今天居然是星期四不是星期五?!", "target": "心态不一样啊!什么时候收拾好屋子等我和洁漫过去啊~" }, { "source": "心态不一样啊!什么时候收拾好屋子等我和洁漫过去啊~", "target": "还是狗窝一个,不过你们来的前一秒我会弄好的" }, { "source": "还是狗窝一个,不过你们来的前一秒我会弄好的", "target": "哇咔咔,那就好,肯定又是衣服一堆堆的!" }, { "source": "哇咔咔,那就好,肯定又是衣服一堆堆的!", "target": "冤枉。。。。只有几件,不成堆" }, { "source": "总之最喜欢林更新的宇文玥", "target": "我也是,不准跟我抢" }, { "source": "书包不用买提着袋子就好省钱又省心", "target": "各种颜色各种款式" }, { "source": "各种颜色各种款式", "target": "抢眼~大众化实在" }, { "source": "抢眼~大众化实在", "target": "简约大方" }, { "source": "我都冻死噶", "target": "多出出门" }, { "source": "9点上班够幸福的了", "target": "之前10点啊" }, { "source": "表白鹿晗", "target": "真的特别特别帅了" }, { "source": "一夜不睡就等稿啊", "target": "和这没关系,我随手发的" }, { "source": "柳岩的身材真心服气", "target": "你也很好啊" }, { "source": "开开心心喜喜庆庆", "target": "顺顺心心!" }, { "source": "刚开始都不知道是谁。又是换名字又是换头像的", "target": "学你的" }, { "source": "学你的", "target": "哪有!" }, { "source": "你就别挑战极限了", "target": "我对自己无奈了" }, { "source": "我也想求婚,柔嫁给我!", "target": "嫁我" }, { "source": "搜索栏输入加肥加大码男装", "target": "本可人儿瘦的不要不要的" }, { "source": "本可人儿瘦的不要不要的", "target": "韩版加肥加大码男装" }, { "source": "看我的表情", "target": "到底是什么啊!好想看我心脏又不好" }, { "source": "啥时候回来啊你", "target": "看来是有情况了就在工厂了,过几天去上海参展" }, { "source": "看来是有情况了就在工厂了,过几天去上海参展", "target": "啥情况" }, { "source": "珊珊睡了没?求回复!", "target": "亲,是姗姗,不是珊珊" }, { "source": "来吧!我最近住家里", "target": "恩,好呢!上次吃了不过瘾" }, { "source": "恩,好呢!上次吃了不过瘾", "target": "吃了啥" }, { "source": "景呢个礼拜去稳你有D事同你讲讲顺便去学野", "target": "星期几?同我讲声!" }, { "source": "星期几?同我讲声!", "target": "我去之前比个电话你啦" }, { "source": "睡一会儿?", "target": "已经3点多了,时间过的真快呀!" }, { "source": "已经3点多了,时间过的真快呀!", "target": "是啊是啊,马上,俺们认识又多一天了,真好" }, { "source": "即开心又健康!做运动我喜欢哈哈", "target": "回头游泳求虐" }, { "source": "回头游泳求虐", "target": "等我瘦身了" }, { "source": "等我瘦身了", "target": "哈哈!!!" }, { "source": "我是头晕的睡不着,你把我砸晕吧,这样我就可以睡了。我是真困", "target": "我能睡着,我好好的,明天再说,安了" }, { "source": "我能睡着,我好好的,明天再说,安了", "target": "我希望你饿醒,每天都是这样" }, { "source": "还是姜锅对我好,听说你们办公室也有不明飞行物哇", "target": "最大的不明飞行物就是辉师" }, { "source": "最大的不明飞行物就是辉师", "target": "你确定飞的起来?" }, { "source": "想要人哄想要人抱还想举高高", "target": "对不起,举不动…" }, { "source": "过年回来约啊", "target": "好的必须的" }, { "source": "阿花确实变化很大", "target": "指的是什么变化" }, { "source": "指的是什么变化", "target": "变漂亮了呗" }, { "source": "变漂亮了呗", "target": "她很欢喜你这么说" }, { "source": "大神!我缺个电脑手", "target": "电脑咋的" }, { "source": "探探", "target": "谢谢,你今天发的黑白的又是什么吖," }, { "source": "谢谢,你今天发的黑白的又是什么吖,", "target": "积目" }, { "source": "积目", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "这层留给大家点菜", "target": "来一份超大份豪华扁食" }, { "source": "我不得出汗", "target": "嗯!你好奇怪啊妹子我头发湿透完回家没得" }, { "source": "嗯!你好奇怪啊妹子我头发湿透完回家没得", "target": "是啊'缺爱的孩子伤不起啊回了'准备补眠咯" }, { "source": "是啊'缺爱的孩子伤不起啊回了'准备补眠咯", "target": "缺爱??不信~" }, { "source": "缺爱??不信~", "target": "不信算了" }, { "source": "哎,朋友不需要太多,有俩知心的足矣…", "target": "针对现在大部分人类的情况发出的感叹" }, { "source": "针对现在大部分人类的情况发出的感叹", "target": "哎,这社会,怎么了…?" }, { "source": "哎,这社会,怎么了…?", "target": "就是戒备心强" }, { "source": "我一出差就特别饿", "target": "当地美食是得尝尝的" }, { "source": "当地美食是得尝尝的", "target": "然后被同事说我吃的多" }, { "source": "羡慕双眼皮", "target": "内双强撑" }, { "source": "我们办公室有个人叫李睿智……醉了……", "target": "那不是让你有了搭讪的借口?" }, { "source": "那不是让你有了搭讪的借口?", "target": "切要搭讪也是被搭讪好吗我这么娇羞" }, { "source": "额!我一份工作好多年!", "target": "哎…浮萍啊" }, { "source": ",小心拉肚子", "target": "又要了加面,他这的青椒歹歹的" }, { "source": "亲爱的,好想说,给我打个马赛克", "target": "亲爱的,因为照的漂亮才没舍得打" }, { "source": "亲爱的,因为照的漂亮才没舍得打", "target": "我都觉得自己胖死了" }, { "source": "欢姐对谁都好,唯独对我家至味这么凶还好翟总有我们,不然好可怜", "target": "凶是凶了点,但是至味迪迪遇到困难时我欢姐一定会毫不犹豫的拔刀相助的" }, { "source": "凶是凶了点,但是至味迪迪遇到困难时我欢姐一定会毫不犹豫的拔刀相助的", "target": "是的呀!好喜欢至味和欢姐的对手戏啊,甜滋滋,乐呵呵的。" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "油加。我明天去面试一家酒吧的设计哈哈哈和你一样哦" }, { "source": "你今年上哪儿", "target": "先选五上,五上没戏就别处" }, { "source": "瞬间就不想回家了,有人组团去他们公寓蹲点吗?", "target": "举手" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊今天小哑巴两米三!!!疯狂摇旗!!!快让明星付出代价!!!!腰酸背痛那种!!!!", "target": "过分了,人家明明只是结巴哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "男朋友给你化妆你就知足吧,敢让男朋友给你化妆的,妹子你心是有多大。", "target": "没错,要学会知足" }, { "source": "晚上能上线不,我可以看看你", "target": "看情况吧我不是经常打了现在线上看缘分" }, { "source": "看情况吧我不是经常打了现在线上看缘分", "target": "哼唧" }, { "source": "觉得绵阳不安逸了啥~", "target": "哪门可能觉得绵阳不安逸嘛、我西科大都还没去成呢、呜~" }, { "source": "安慰", "target": "你是第一个也是目前唯一一个安慰我的人,谢谢你给了我动力" }, { "source": "药店买康王,一周一两次", "target": "真的有用?" }, { "source": "真的有用?", "target": "能止痒,我现在一周用一次" }, { "source": "能止痒,我现在一周用一次", "target": "好的,我去买,谢谢" }, { "source": "因为洁癖所以一次要用10张纸", "target": "你见过我哪次用十张纸一起的了" }, { "source": "阿姨是偶尔戴这个心锁吗?", "target": "旅行会带,日常迷信" }, { "source": "哈哈~咱可以只过生日,不长一岁么⋯⋯", "target": "你不会也给忘了吧?怎么她们俩都不知道啊?" }, { "source": "你不会也给忘了吧?怎么她们俩都不知道啊?", "target": "周六那天在家里过了,她们是周日来的" }, { "source": "周六那天在家里过了,她们是周日来的", "target": "你们两口子二人世界啊!" }, { "source": "恩恩…我觉得师兄那个小品…快与慢,太精彩了!!", "target": "是啊..笑翻了~..群舞也很精彩" }, { "source": "叮当是谁", "target": "胖胖的女主持人,演员" }, { "source": "胖胖的女主持人,演员", "target": "所以是个女的?不是男的哇" }, { "source": "所以是个女的?不是男的哇", "target": "嗯,胖胖的一女的,我知道这个人,看过几个她的节目,我看天的脾气,我觉得她能干出这事儿来" }, { "source": "忘了为啥关注你看直播也应该只是因为想点开吧", "target": "任性" }, { "source": "任性", "target": "那我到底是为啥关注你的……" }, { "source": "那我到底是为啥关注你的……", "target": "我也不知道,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我们学校的冬季校服", "target": "校服好帅啊啊不" }, { "source": "生日快乐惹~", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "你需要吗?我帮你生", "target": "厚,很贵捏,人家没有钱啦啦" }, { "source": "厚,很贵捏,人家没有钱啦啦", "target": "那快去挣钱。我等你" }, { "source": "我活得挺好", "target": "吃得太少了" }, { "source": "吃得太少了", "target": "其实还可以。早上量大" }, { "source": "其实还可以。早上量大", "target": "难以想象多大量" }, { "source": "难以想象多大量", "target": "大约1.5倍正常人早餐的量。我早上胃口最好" }, { "source": "大约1.5倍正常人早餐的量。我早上胃口最好", "target": "那也不够一天吧" }, { "source": "那也不够一天吧", "target": "晚上不吃啊" }, { "source": "晚上不吃啊", "target": "不饿吗羡慕" }, { "source": "不饿吗羡慕", "target": "不饿啊" }, { "source": "浙大不来学一波了吗", "target": "一开始我以为是浙大的呢" }, { "source": "一开始我以为是浙大的呢", "target": "打扰了浙大那个水平某国十年前就有了" }, { "source": "会分散学生注意力", "target": "说得好像学生注意力能集中五分钟以上似的" }, { "source": "脸超小!!!", "target": "都是错觉!用手挡着了哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "懂得怜香惜玉的男生又能有多少呀!", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "你黑根本就不是晒的", "target": "是!这是不可否定的事实!" }, { "source": "是!这是不可否定的事实!", "target": "衣服你都脱了还敢这么说?" }, { "source": "衣服你都脱了还敢这么说?", "target": "那啥,我这屋,阴面,没光。你要相信我。" }, { "source": "那啥,我这屋,阴面,没光。你要相信我。", "target": "这跟光没关系,你就是黑" }, { "source": "这跟光没关系,你就是黑", "target": "你没资格说我。" }, { "source": "所以单身狗属性再次上身?", "target": "求狗粮" }, { "source": "媳妇没找到就想去西藏了……", "target": "这只是一个愿望0.0但是必须得实现" }, { "source": "这只是一个愿望0.0但是必须得实现", "target": "我想要去支教……好久的愿望" }, { "source": "我想要去支教……好久的愿望", "target": "支教0.0你是教书的?" }, { "source": "支教0.0你是教书的?", "target": "还在上学,可以利用暑寒假支教啊,不苦怎能锻炼自己……生活太安逸了……" }, { "source": "还在上学,可以利用暑寒假支教啊,不苦怎能锻炼自己……生活太安逸了……", "target": "哎!安逸开不好!等阵到了那你就知道了" }, { "source": "哎!安逸开不好!等阵到了那你就知道了", "target": "你去过吗……" }, { "source": "你去过吗……", "target": "没有,我都安逸了快30年了" }, { "source": "没有,我都安逸了快30年了", "target": "一成不变无聊死了……理想都磨灭了" }, { "source": "我有五张富强", "target": "扫不出敬业啊" }, { "source": "广东热成狗", "target": "热狗" }, { "source": "我要坐等更新吗?", "target": "今天双12,希望大家都忙着买东西" }, { "source": "多走路好", "target": "远的地方肿么办" }, { "source": "痘痘好多", "target": "快来快来数一数,24678~" }, { "source": "何叔叔一语惊醒梦中人!", "target": "我分手了失恋了" }, { "source": "我分手了失恋了", "target": "起开!" }, { "source": "起开!", "target": "等你考完研了推荐你看看" }, { "source": "好胃口!好心情!", "target": "中午吃的少,这会还真饿的要命" }, { "source": "中午吃的少,这会还真饿的要命", "target": "亲,多吃点,身体重要都还是你的" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "失败了已经依然有人不写完" }, { "source": "摸摸头。。。拔智齿么?", "target": "嗯啊" }, { "source": "嗯啊", "target": "所以现在要吃流食啦?" }, { "source": "好好照顾自己,不要熬夜啦……", "target": "多谢" }, { "source": "毛毛你找到那个监督你的那个他啦!", "target": "我刚想说闻到春天的气息了" }, { "source": "我刚想说闻到春天的气息了", "target": "小羽还未回复啊~~有鬼哦有鬼哦!" }, { "source": "说我白胖的我也忍了,明年就开始减肥,哼", "target": "还有说你白的" }, { "source": "我老公也叫星星可惜没有这个星星高也没有这个星星帅", "target": "哈哈哈哈,这个星太耀眼了" }, { "source": "抱住就不累啦", "target": "明天又是星期一" }, { "source": "明天又是星期一", "target": "别提哭泣" }, { "source": "哇去你剪头发了吗天啊你的长头发啊", "target": "没错没错!我觉得我需要帅气一点不能再有那么长的头发了!" }, { "source": "没错没错!我觉得我需要帅气一点不能再有那么长的头发了!", "target": "然而我要留起来了....我觉得我不能再帅气了...." }, { "source": "长大后我就成了你~~~", "target": "装嫩" }, { "source": "别着急,等我们放大货的", "target": "你自己的牌子?还是?" }, { "source": "你自己的牌子?还是?", "target": "是兄弟做的" }, { "source": "红衣服的那个不错", "target": "要联系方式吗" }, { "source": "啊,谢谢,我刚看新闻了,也就能挣170到200,哈哈哈。我只中了1手,1000块钱。", "target": "跟预计的有误差" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "注意身体" }, { "source": "要看生蛋!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈直奔主题吗?!" }, { "source": "用上百的洗面奶洗脸皮肤还没用十块钱洗手液洗的手好", "target": "可能是用的洗面奶不适合自己" }, { "source": "不说要在猴年马月结婚么,不说要在猴年马月找对象么,不说猴年马月作甚么什么么,", "target": "猴年马月也没有实现梦想啊猴年马月也没有结婚啊猴年马月我们还没有毕业呐" }, { "source": "你系广汽丰田上班", "target": "系啊" }, { "source": "系啊", "target": "我在东风本田" }, { "source": "我在东风本田", "target": "边间" }, { "source": "边间", "target": "新塘" }, { "source": "新塘", "target": "无知道那间" }, { "source": "减肥", "target": "不是……生气较劲呢,剩我自己在家呢" }, { "source": "不是……生气较劲呢,剩我自己在家呢", "target": "干嘛呢!?吃饭去!本来胃就不好!" }, { "source": "干嘛呢!?吃饭去!本来胃就不好!", "target": "你也快减肥!我们一起跳舞去!!" }, { "source": "你有男朋友了?", "target": "妈妈说小冰才16岁不能早恋" }, { "source": "妈妈说小冰才16岁不能早恋", "target": "你什么时候才18岁吖" }, { "source": "你什么时候才18岁吖", "target": "等偶长大了" }, { "source": "每当我迷失在黑夜里", "target": "出来。。。" }, { "source": "你在讲鬼故事?你是做噩梦还是被。。。压?", "target": "应该是被压所以不能反抗,只能享受全过程!" }, { "source": "我跳探戈,舞会上也跳", "target": "姐跳起来一定好看" }, { "source": "姐跳起来一定好看", "target": "社交活动,跳舞水平我不行" }, { "source": "社交活动,跳舞水平我不行", "target": "我也好多年不跳了" }, { "source": "我也好多年不跳了", "target": "你年轻,身材苗条,跳的一定美" }, { "source": "你年轻,身材苗条,跳的一定美", "target": "手脚僵硬了" }, { "source": "前两天我也在看毕业照,太快了", "target": "就是啊,这一转眼的事啊" }, { "source": "最近的,放弃我抓紧我好看哪部电视剧好看", "target": "放弃我抓紧我;我想等出完再看,我在看鬼吹灯" }, { "source": "放弃我抓紧我;我想等出完再看,我在看鬼吹灯", "target": "好看不。" }, { "source": "好看不。", "target": "觉得挺好看的;有点惊悚,豆瓣评价也挺高的,我喜欢正午阳光出品的电视剧,就是等更新了," }, { "source": "万能的小苏就冲你最后那句话,我觉得我们有必要谈谈,我是属于想到但是没做到那类的...", "target": "那是要好好谈一谈" }, { "source": "瘦到看背影快认不出来了", "target": "出切" }, { "source": "出切", "target": "难道你听不出来这是在夸他吗" }, { "source": "难道你听不出来这是在夸他吗", "target": "帅到模糊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "滴滴滴厉害了我们老铁", "target": "我今天一天也稀里糊涂的" }, { "source": "我今天一天也稀里糊涂的", "target": "哈哈哈哈厉害了我们老铁苟富贵勿相忘OK" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈厉害了我们老铁苟富贵勿相忘OK", "target": "我没富贵的" }, { "source": "。还没吃午饭得表示馋到了", "target": "好事,这下开了你的胃,等会吃饭多吃两碗" }, { "source": "玲姐姐,这是我四岁在广东的时候吗?哈哈怎么会这么小这么黑,头发还有两朵花儿!我看到自己这照片乐了半天!", "target": "是啊,其实真人比照片可爱多了。舅妈说琪有点象你小时候" }, { "source": "跟着我左手右手一个慢动作~右手左手慢动作重播~", "target": "真是二货小妞欢乐多啊~" }, { "source": "对不起打扰了3350的剩三张", "target": "去哪儿卖2k7" }, { "source": "有一丝心动让你给我入一件我自己去取可是感觉我男人不太合适这个风格。。啊哈哈。", "target": "你男人一定特别成熟范啊哈哈" }, { "source": "你男人一定特别成熟范啊哈哈", "target": "不是的。。是他太瘦了。。这种衣服感觉他都穿不起来。。" }, { "source": "不是的。。是他太瘦了。。这种衣服感觉他都穿不起来。。", "target": "多给他补补" }, { "source": "多给他补补", "target": "就这身材补也没用。。" }, { "source": "就这身材补也没用。。", "target": "下次带来见见~" }, { "source": "下次带来见见~", "target": "太有难度了吧。哈哈。。" }, { "source": "太有难度了吧。哈哈。。", "target": "有的是机会~" }, { "source": "有的是机会~", "target": "好嘞" }, { "source": "我才不要你亲呢有口水", "target": "我还不想亲呢" }, { "source": "我还不想亲呢", "target": "那也要我想不想让你亲啊" }, { "source": "那也要我想不想让你亲啊", "target": "我只能送你呵呵了" }, { "source": "我只能送你呵呵了", "target": "不要这么绝情嘛我们还是好朋友的" }, { "source": "要饭不", "target": "拉倒接着睡" }, { "source": "师姐,要加强锻炼啊,哈哈", "target": "是呀!你这几天还好吧" }, { "source": "是呀!你这几天还好吧", "target": "感觉好累呀,每天活动都好满" }, { "source": "实话!海南太贵!有那钱谁都选择出国啦!", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "所以啊有好多人说不相信爱情其实只是没有发生在你身上而已", "target": "对爱情有了莫名而来的自信" }, { "source": "你家的汉子们了?", "target": "我家汉子少反正我不认识" }, { "source": "额,裙子有点土", "target": "确实" }, { "source": "婆媳日常也是时恨时爱啊哈哈哈", "target": "是的哪" }, { "source": "撒子叫用水浴法,等我出了月子教我做纸杯蛋糕", "target": "好啊。水浴法就是烤盘放水烤。话说,你在蛋糕店打过楞个久的工,应该是你教我哦!" }, { "source": "好啊。水浴法就是烤盘放水烤。话说,你在蛋糕店打过楞个久的工,应该是你教我哦!", "target": "蛋糕店有个职业叫卖蛋糕,卖不等于会做,明白" }, { "source": "人生赢家", "target": "是哦" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨啊", "target": "我已经几年没放假了" }, { "source": "万一着火的是路由器呢!思考的很缜密了", "target": "对哦!!!" }, { "source": "新年快乐感觉郭家女好喜庆哇", "target": "哈哈哈,是啊是啊" }, { "source": "明明都安排好了相亲还假巴意思说跟我商量个事…", "target": "同一个世界同一个父母" }, { "source": "同一个世界同一个父母", "target": "只有年轻人懂我们年轻人了" }, { "source": "这几天格外开心", "target": "开心到飞起" }, { "source": "姐姐是不是警生的若水?", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "生快", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "在教室里也吃过你带的香肠", "target": "我吗?我只记得带过牛肉" }, { "source": "愿美梦成真我也想看!", "target": "希望如此" }, { "source": "对不起,我知错了姐姐", "target": "。。" }, { "source": "。。", "target": "这样很敷衍滴好不好!" }, { "source": "这样很敷衍滴好不好!", "target": "心情不好咋办?" }, { "source": "你的画风像我一样", "target": "啥像你一样" }, { "source": "你几时变本王噶?", "target": "自从有了你~~" }, { "source": "自从有了你~~", "target": "我系郡主" }, { "source": "看来你已经化境了,我从来没梦见代码", "target": "哈哈,梦里永远写不出来啊,只求现实和梦反着来" }, { "source": "也想做生意…不知道大家都是怎么白手起家的……", "target": "都开始是打工挣点钱知道生意怎么做了然后自己做" }, { "source": "你想干什么", "target": "没干什么,只想勉励鞭策下自己。" }, { "source": "马呀!这……有钱,何必呢!花钱就好,何必岀来混混咯!", "target": "你管我的,有钱,任性" }, { "source": "你管我的,有钱,任性", "target": "哦,对不起!我报警了!" }, { "source": "哦,对不起!我报警了!", "target": "你报警试试?" }, { "source": "你报警试试?", "target": "可是,我好像,并不怕你呀!" }, { "source": "可是,我好像,并不怕你呀!", "target": "为什么不怕,长得帅不应该怕吗。," }, { "source": "为什么不怕,长得帅不应该怕吗。,", "target": "嗯,长的帅有什么错?当作艳遇!咯咯~" }, { "source": "辛苦马先森啦~", "target": "我是严谨的道具!" }, { "source": "我是严谨的道具!", "target": "请你次好次的~" }, { "source": "异地,吵架了,原因在我,她不愿意说话,我应该怎么哄", "target": "给她寄点东西,惊喜咯" }, { "source": "哦哦,好巴适哦三峡", "target": "还不睡我都睡了一觉起来了喝多了" }, { "source": "还不睡我都睡了一觉起来了喝多了", "target": "才吃完火锅每逢佳节胖三斤啊" }, { "source": "才吃完火锅每逢佳节胖三斤啊", "target": "你还是安逸我是重庆人能说我都真正去过重庆吗" }, { "source": "你还是安逸我是重庆人能说我都真正去过重庆吗", "target": "来来来,招待你吃好的。" }, { "source": "我们钓了好多好几个人都吃拉肚子了", "target": "是说钓的鱼太多呢还是鱼不好。用鱼竿钓的?" }, { "source": "是说钓的鱼太多呢还是鱼不好。用鱼竿钓的?", "target": "鱼很大螃蟹很多我们是拿网捕的" }, { "source": "坐在讲台上上课", "target": "也看不清!!~" }, { "source": "也看不清!!~", "target": "那你贴着黑板看吧" }, { "source": "小夜灯?我也想要", "target": "隐形眼镜盒辣鸡" }, { "source": "表拍我了,本人已醉", "target": "是陶醉了的吧" }, { "source": "浪的飞起啊,", "target": "飞啊飞" }, { "source": "男票肩膀练的这么壮", "target": "还好还好可能胳膊比较好练" }, { "source": "我今年吾去大理哦", "target": "那你去边?不会是丽江吧?!" }, { "source": "准备去哪工作了?", "target": "在家里待嫁" }, { "source": "嘤嘤嘤饿了", "target": "饿了做饭啊" }, { "source": "我不喜欢酸味,字不错了!", "target": "酸甜味儿的,开胃有益" }, { "source": "我吃撒糖的!甜的!", "target": "哈哈!白砂糖。" }, { "source": "哈哈!白砂糖。", "target": "嗯呢,甜的才是王道" }, { "source": "何以解愁,唯有百威", "target": "医生快给我输瓶百威。要冰的" }, { "source": "医生快给我输瓶百威。要冰的", "target": "百威桶装手动罐装的。还要吗" }, { "source": "百威桶装手动罐装的。还要吗", "target": "好的好的,冰的就可以" }, { "source": "好的好的,冰的就可以", "target": "你怕是石乐志了" }, { "source": "狗头不够", "target": "再加" }, { "source": "毕业走进社会了", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "下次见我我真的瘦了", "target": "可怜的" }, { "source": "哇球星还对星座有研究先!!!!!!深爱!!!!", "target": "想回个哦但是又不敢恩!!!" }, { "source": "你这是忘年恋吗?", "target": "不就比你小一岁吗" }, { "source": "不就比你小一岁吗", "target": "--我是91的" }, { "source": "--我是91的", "target": "不就比你大2岁吗。" }, { "source": "我喜欢这火机,嘿嘿", "target": "不瞒你说,我就是冲着这火机买烟的" }, { "source": "不瞒你说,我就是冲着这火机买烟的", "target": "你眼光不错啊" }, { "source": "你眼光不错啊", "target": "一直不错啊" }, { "source": "一直不错啊", "target": "哎,伤心了,还想让你也夸我一下呢" }, { "source": "哎,伤心了,还想让你也夸我一下呢", "target": "好吧,你的眼光也不错啊" }, { "source": "我妈有一把梳子,曾在洗澡时掉进厕所,后头我举手电,我爸手抄鱼竿把它钓上来了。我妈到现在还在用它。", "target": "要不要我把她电话号码给你~~你们好好的交流一哈……" }, { "source": "要不要我把她电话号码给你~~你们好好的交流一哈……", "target": "。。。这是凭啥子?" }, { "source": "。。。这是凭啥子?", "target": "凭这冥冥之中的缘分~" }, { "source": "好久开始工作", "target": "还没有去找呢!不急" }, { "source": "还没有去找呢!不急", "target": "耍得住哦" }, { "source": "我都没有女朋友", "target": "一样一样我也是" }, { "source": "你怎么没去上课", "target": "事出有因" }, { "source": "头发这么短!", "target": "凉快呀!" }, { "source": "你就这么喜欢给我点希望就让我接着失望?", "target": "咱两没想到一块去真的" }, { "source": "咱两没想到一块去真的", "target": "扎心嘛" }, { "source": "扎心嘛", "target": "或许我不是你想的那样" }, { "source": "皮肤是真的好", "target": "哈哈哈也没有,有段时间额头好多痘痘,好不容易都弄下去了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈也没有,有段时间额头好多痘痘,好不容易都弄下去了", "target": "怎么弄的啊" }, { "source": "张艺兴真的是好可爱呀,特别的喜欢他", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我在杭州吃五芳斋很开心。", "target": "什么是五芳斋,好了不说了带回来" }, { "source": "老婆我好想你", "target": "什么??我记得昨天有人一句有事就抛弃了我" }, { "source": "最帅的最帅的", "target": "巨踏马尴尬你知道吗,没我这里" }, { "source": "巨踏马尴尬你知道吗,没我这里", "target": "没事那你仍然是最帅的" }, { "source": "阳台还可以看星星看月亮", "target": "你说星星月亮重要还是空调重要" }, { "source": "你说星星月亮重要还是空调重要", "target": "西瓜重要" }, { "source": "不知道怎么劝说……现在挂了也没有办法……出出气…再接着备战嘴比较笨", "target": "还有最后一项?" }, { "source": "还有最后一项?", "target": "补考" }, { "source": "补考", "target": "嗯,等着补考!" }, { "source": "小红豆今天刚好100天", "target": "好巧" }, { "source": "你现在也算老同志了。", "target": "跟你比还差得远呢" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你给我找起工作来了", "target": "听说你要给我找对象那我给你找工作吧" }, { "source": "听说你要给我找对象那我给你找工作吧", "target": "别谈恋爱了谈我吧" }, { "source": "别谈恋爱了谈我吧", "target": "没问题那我先帮你找个工作好养我" }, { "source": "想要嫁孙杨!", "target": "哈哈这个我真的实现不了" }, { "source": "…………我晚上两点才下班,等我来了,你们都走了。", "target": "哦哦" }, { "source": "我不说了。等她……一个寝室的,还是不计较勒", "target": "~抬举!完全北要甩那" }, { "source": "嘿嘿六一快乐", "target": "哈哈我们大家都快乐" }, { "source": "哈哈我们大家都快乐", "target": "必须滴哈哈" }, { "source": "为什么我遇到的兵哥是个渣男", "target": "现在对当兵的都有阴影" }, { "source": "我现在开了赛季6,没找到你说的哪个在哪", "target": "C?" }, { "source": "C?", "target": "……我还没有开到这里," }, { "source": "……我还没有开到这里,", "target": "貌似开始就有" }, { "source": "貌似开始就有", "target": "……" }, { "source": "叼,失单刀", "target": "收皮啦" }, { "source": "抖音不能看了???", "target": "坏了吗" }, { "source": "给我花点", "target": "我回去买双鞋工资就玩完了" }, { "source": "我回去买双鞋工资就玩完了", "target": "没有用" }, { "source": "没有用", "target": "我十一回大连" }, { "source": "肉肉又剪头发了么", "target": "你说肉肉漂不漂亮" }, { "source": "如果有我在你就不会无聊了", "target": "那你来呀" }, { "source": "那你来呀", "target": "来p老子去西安的时候你还在和男票嗨" }, { "source": "来p老子去西安的时候你还在和男票嗨", "target": "这回我一定在的陪你陪你" }, { "source": "这回我一定在的陪你陪你", "target": "但是我没钱去了" }, { "source": "但是我没钱去了", "target": "P那么土豪说自己没钱" }, { "source": "P那么土豪说自己没钱", "target": "哪比你土豪,我最近都呆在家里" }, { "source": "哪比你土豪,我最近都呆在家里", "target": "我是只有土了,我也打算最近都呆学校" }, { "source": "我是只有土了,我也打算最近都呆学校", "target": "你还是潮的政法第一潮" }, { "source": "你还是潮的政法第一潮", "target": "还是你最潮" }, { "source": "为什么要自黑", "target": "玩呗" }, { "source": "孩纸呀,去年作业今年做,还来得及吗", "target": "惭愧" }, { "source": "惭愧", "target": "学校开学了,咖啡馆生意好吗" }, { "source": "学校开学了,咖啡馆生意好吗", "target": "你还没回学校吗" }, { "source": "学长颜值最高", "target": "连你都这么说~我好开心~哈哈~" }, { "source": "连你都这么说~我好开心~哈哈~", "target": "良心话" }, { "source": "狼哥,不错哦。行为上要表示点什么不。", "target": "想怎么表示" }, { "source": "大玉米", "target": "其实我不习惯这么叫..." }, { "source": "其实我不习惯这么叫...", "target": "那叫撒" }, { "source": "下周就可以去贵阳吃酸汤鱼啦,小伙伴们嗨心吗?", "target": "想吃酸汤鱼就来凯里吧" }, { "source": "今天我可以在这里值班了,房间全是酒味,还要盯着酒醉了的人儿,明天悲催的还要加班呢", "target": "怎么现在都把这里说成值班了," }, { "source": "怎么现在都把这里说成值班了,", "target": "你们不是这么说的么,我好像看到过啊" }, { "source": "你们不是这么说的么,我好像看到过啊", "target": "好吧我是值晚班的" }, { "source": "好吧我是值晚班的", "target": "我今天陪你一起值班" }, { "source": "我今天陪你一起值班", "target": "知道你那有点情况了,不然才不会也," }, { "source": "知道你那有点情况了,不然才不会也,", "target": "是的啊,要不然早就睡了,哎~" }, { "source": "是的啊,要不然早就睡了,哎~", "target": "明天周末也睡那么早做什么," }, { "source": "明天周末也睡那么早做什么,", "target": "明天集体加班,后天一整天的课,这几天每天都要5、6点就起来" }, { "source": "明天集体加班,后天一整天的课,这几天每天都要5、6点就起来", "target": "那你今晚还用睡嘛," }, { "source": "那你今晚还用睡嘛,", "target": "不睡了啊" }, { "source": "不睡了啊", "target": "真行," }, { "source": "真行,", "target": "我现在超级郁闷,话说喝醉酒的人是不是比平时重很多,搬她上来,我差点没累死,一身的脏东西,搞得我都吐了" }, { "source": "我现在超级郁闷,话说喝醉酒的人是不是比平时重很多,搬她上来,我差点没累死,一身的脏东西,搞得我都吐了", "target": "那肯定啦,你是男的,就直接把人背上来了," }, { "source": "那肯定啦,你是男的,就直接把人背上来了,", "target": "我和一个男的背上来的,两人都差点累死,并且我现在腿还在哆嗦" }, { "source": "毕业一年多有工作就好", "target": "是这个道理主要是人单纯" }, { "source": "学姐好啊,学姐早安!", "target": "你不要装嫩了,学长" }, { "source": "悦木之源+1", "target": "那么好用吗" }, { "source": "赶紧忙完,好好休息", "target": "只能以后有机会再去北京好好玩一下了" }, { "source": "只能以后有机会再去北京好好玩一下了", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "大姐头我服", "target": "大金链子小手表,还有四枚金戒指,身份立马就提升了" }, { "source": "美呆了西西~哈哈~", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "光是看到你的脸庞,就仿佛拥有了全世界", "target": "成天捧我臭脚" }, { "source": "你知道?我发现你们好逗,我们也没有骂别人吧?如果你的好朋友去参加你家亲人葬礼笑着拍照发朋友圈还叫赞你高兴吗?", "target": "不好意思亲,是你主动回复的我吧?我也没说你什么也不知道你是谁更不知道你骂没骂人呀~是真的挺逗的呢。" }, { "source": "不好意思亲,是你主动回复的我吧?我也没说你什么也不知道你是谁更不知道你骂没骂人呀~是真的挺逗的呢。", "target": "我骂他了我就承认,他欠骂" }, { "source": "我骂他了我就承认,他欠骂", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "学姐,给我带个女朋友", "target": "抱歉。女票现在还在冰箱里冰镇" }, { "source": "抱歉。女票现在还在冰箱里冰镇", "target": "差不多凑合凑合就行了,我得要求不太高" }, { "source": "差不多凑合凑合就行了,我得要求不太高", "target": "这话说的!!!配得上我们山东男人的必须不能凑合" }, { "source": "这话说的!!!配得上我们山东男人的必须不能凑合", "target": "太感动了,有一个这样的学姐真是幸福" }, { "source": "大家都", "target": "难道是昨晚吃多了" }, { "source": "还不快去睡觉!吃点下火的药。。。", "target": "嗯嗯睡了晚安" }, { "source": "申论炸了的抱紧我", "target": "谢谢这层的感受到了温暖" }, { "source": "重点经理是你的菜吗", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "2013款军牌,你天天在路上跑,居然不认识这个", "target": "经常看见,还真的不晓得" }, { "source": "心塞的,我貌似太直白和太强硬了,冻子你说是不是不好", "target": "好是什么" }, { "source": "好是什么", "target": "对人不好" }, { "source": "对人不好", "target": "又能怎样" }, { "source": "又能怎样", "target": "那你是支持我咯?" }, { "source": "那你是支持我咯?", "target": "做你想做的就好,想那么多你觉得别人会知道吗。" }, { "source": "做你想做的就好,想那么多你觉得别人会知道吗。", "target": "这个我知道,只是一直这样,在乎的人会难受" }, { "source": "这个我知道,只是一直这样,在乎的人会难受", "target": "你不是女人吗" }, { "source": "你不是女人吗", "target": "是女人" }, { "source": "风大回来了?", "target": "一直在旁观哦" }, { "source": "可是我们读过,说起挪威的森林,乡下没有网络,包括手机,每次回去就是一遍遍读那些曾经读过的书,包括挪威的森林。从事从新认识那个疯狂的少年,那只猫。", "target": "嗯,对于同样的事物,每个人的感觉自有不同,同一个人,心境不同,也会有不同的感悟,所以我在重读那些我曾经忘却以及当时没看懂的东西。" }, { "source": "嗯,对于同样的事物,每个人的感觉自有不同,同一个人,心境不同,也会有不同的感悟,所以我在重读那些我曾经忘却以及当时没看懂的东西。", "target": "每次都有新感觉。做个广告:每次来海澜之家都有新感觉。哈哈" }, { "source": "每次都有新感觉。做个广告:每次来海澜之家都有新感觉。哈哈", "target": "嗯,我正在找感觉" }, { "source": "我是广东人但是超喜欢吃辣和麻辣火锅想找个川渝妹子当女票有可能嘛?", "target": "都能吃辣了有什么不可能" }, { "source": "我都下楼了!", "target": "我真心没下楼。。。晚饭还是别人带的" }, { "source": "我真心没下楼。。。晚饭还是别人带的", "target": "懒呐懒呐!下去活动活动噻~" }, { "source": "懒呐懒呐!下去活动活动噻~", "target": "看完泰迥要看书了" }, { "source": "那个网球场好漂亮~~~~", "target": "这就是我宿舍的阳台的景色,网球场就在宿舍楼下" }, { "source": "这就是我宿舍的阳台的景色,网球场就在宿舍楼下", "target": "好羡慕啊~~要是你的球技还不提高你对得起那么漂亮的网球场么?" }, { "source": "认真学习", "target": "大洋彼岸的嘱咐?" }, { "source": "大洋彼岸的嘱咐?", "target": "这都被你发现了" }, { "source": "感觉很多女友鹤又要说:易烊千玺你看你不带我秀恩爱遭报应了吧", "target": "实话!" }, { "source": "背书准备考试呢。重点是要6号才考完呢。", "target": "一起加油!!!" }, { "source": "你在哪里上班?要做火车回去?回去过中秋节吗?还是回去看老婆呢", "target": "亲戚去世,回来办事" }, { "source": "亲戚去世,回来办事", "target": "低调,别太难过" }, { "source": "越是没那么爱越是要使劲的秀出来,像所有的人宣誓你过的是多么多么的幸福,其实这样才累", "target": "此地无银三百两" }, { "source": "酒神啊,都好厉害的样子,,", "target": "还好吧!一般般" }, { "source": "还好吧!一般般", "target": "悠着点,,嘿嘿!!" }, { "source": "哟西,换头像了~", "target": "哈,得随大流嘛~你的头像比较好看" }, { "source": "哈,得随大流嘛~你的头像比较好看", "target": "差点木有认出~还好啦,我也用很久了,懒得换啦" }, { "source": "差点木有认出~还好啦,我也用很久了,懒得换啦", "target": "呵呵,完全足够了,换了效果可能就没这么好了~" }, { "source": "呵呵,完全足够了,换了效果可能就没这么好了~", "target": "嘿嘿~那好吧," }, { "source": "知道非字怎么写吗?", "target": "这个图在哪里看啊??" }, { "source": "这个图在哪里看啊??", "target": "在图鉴里,式神图鉴" }, { "source": "租一奶的阿", "target": "一乃的那个没租给人家?" }, { "source": "一乃的那个没租给人家?", "target": "租了,叫他收回来" }, { "source": "租了,叫他收回来", "target": "明天问他去" }, { "source": "首赞首评都没有", "target": "诶你最近很频繁" }, { "source": "诶你最近很频繁", "target": "你真的好严格" }, { "source": "你啥时候放假!我一月初要回来准备联考约不约饭", "target": "我一月十六号放不过可能先回来只要有计划就约!" }, { "source": "我一月十六号放不过可能先回来只要有计划就约!", "target": "那么晚!!生气咧" }, { "source": "那么晚!!生气咧", "target": "牙耶我也不想撒反正我回来方便撒" }, { "source": "牙耶我也不想撒反正我回来方便撒", "target": "哦我想吃午托阿姨的藕夹。。" }, { "source": "哦我想吃午托阿姨的藕夹。。", "target": "直接约到阿姨那里怎么样" }, { "source": "直接约到阿姨那里怎么样", "target": "同意!!" }, { "source": "我晚自习估计抓了一窝", "target": "你可以把它们养起来" }, { "source": "这东西看着真不错", "target": "对啊!今天还免费办了张VIP卡,可以折上折,店员帅哥真好,还给我找了张尾号866的,太仓也有的!" }, { "source": "对啊!今天还免费办了张VIP卡,可以折上折,店员帅哥真好,还给我找了张尾号866的,太仓也有的!", "target": "在哪里的" }, { "source": "在哪里的", "target": "太仓市陆渡北工业区区中路39号" }, { "source": "太仓市陆渡北工业区区中路39号", "target": "不认识" }, { "source": "这墨镜,看醉了…", "target": "姐夫有意见否!" }, { "source": "姐夫有意见否!", "target": "没意见…" }, { "source": "感冒的前兆,别担心了。", "target": "前兆一个礼拜?" }, { "source": "今年总选马鹿争御三家,相爱相杀的剧情好带感", "target": "集资我还是回陆战队的" }, { "source": "集资我还是回陆战队的", "target": "表示我推毕业了,今年大概会友情支持一下阿黄吧" }, { "source": "表示我推毕业了,今年大概会友情支持一下阿黄吧", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈都懂都懂" }, { "source": "不用担心你酒驾真好~", "target": "哈哈,吃得我辣死了" }, { "source": "为什么都在晒红薯,你是受猪哥影响吗", "target": "我的营养晚餐" }, { "source": "我的营养晚餐", "target": "佩服佩服,晚饭没有荤菜简直不能忍啊" }, { "source": "我会嘤嘤嘤,你会吗?", "target": "我也会嘤嘤嘤啊,我还会小拳拳捶你胸口呢" }, { "source": "我也会嘤嘤嘤啊,我还会小拳拳捶你胸口呢", "target": "安能辨你是雌雄" }, { "source": "安能辨你是雌雄", "target": "放心,雄的" }, { "source": "放心,雄的", "target": "嘤嘤嘤的雄的…你该不会是弯了吧" }, { "source": "手机怎么了?", "target": "震动有杂音,现在已经修好了" }, { "source": "震动有杂音,现在已经修好了", "target": "哦哦,这质量" }, { "source": "所以衣不如新人不如旧...", "target": "我这个新人您看看如何" }, { "source": "我这个新人您看看如何", "target": "叹息,可是已经是知根知底的旧人了耶!" }, { "source": "长得丑可以拍吗", "target": "后期可以修的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈后羿辣眼睛哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "好难" }, { "source": "个人观点唐代十大诗人,初唐一位,张九龄,盛唐四位,李白,杜甫,王维,王昌龄,中唐三位,白居易,李贺,刘禹锡,晚唐两位,李商隐,杜牧,以上排名不分先后。", "target": "哇~~~" }, { "source": "你最近怎么样", "target": "虽然不好但尽量让自己变得平静,选择逃避" }, { "source": "你不会真的来深圳约跳吧", "target": "对…你等我…明早到…" }, { "source": "忙猪小奈忙得失魂落魄的时候看到这么大一安慰奖好激动可惜现在成了短粗圆", "target": "你胖了腿依然排第一,谢谢,长肉不长腿的家伙!" }, { "source": "45度的仰望星空,是在拽", "target": "乱说" }, { "source": "最近很忙?", "target": "对。。。哎" }, { "source": "我喜欢的是你啊", "target": "太可爱了" }, { "source": "咱俩不是已经吃过散伙饭了", "target": "咱俩忘了三击掌了呀~" }, { "source": "你疯魔了?", "target": "我疯了!哈!" }, { "source": "小尼我在1500看到你啦!!!!声音比电视转播好听感人死啦!!!", "target": "1500是什么" }, { "source": "可怜滴伢喽!", "target": "你也可怜" }, { "source": "趁人家460打一波团灭,落后那么多推到高地,真有竞技精神啊", "target": "要不我们直接投降?毕竟前期劣势了就活该输?" }, { "source": "要不我们直接投降?毕竟前期劣势了就活该输?", "target": "说的前期大~~~~~劣势不是你们自己打的一样" }, { "source": "谭轩辕是我们学校的", "target": "这么给力,我挺喜欢他的" }, { "source": "这么给力,我挺喜欢他的", "target": "毕业了" }, { "source": "晚上好啊。", "target": "你好" }, { "source": "你的工作是什么呀!", "target": "上海大众4S店服务顾问" }, { "source": "会做好吃的女子都有一颗吃货的心", "target": "吃两口就腻了" }, { "source": "吃两口就腻了", "target": "我是吃货" }, { "source": "我是吃货", "target": "学着自己做吃的" }, { "source": "学着自己做吃的", "target": "我只会做家常菜,不会做西点。因为太甜了" }, { "source": "我只会做家常菜,不会做西点。因为太甜了", "target": "自己做糖不要放那么多就好啦" }, { "source": "自己做糖不要放那么多就好啦", "target": "有时间试试看" }, { "source": "也会怀念在你们身边的日子", "target": "现在是最幸福的时光" }, { "source": "为啥我一要去泰国就这么多事儿", "target": "在路上" }, { "source": "听说你胖了,我决定晚上吃顿肉庆祝下", "target": "呵呵!那请我吃肉我也是会吃的" }, { "source": "棋棋过生我也要一个", "target": "天世界好小萌萌" }, { "source": "天世界好小萌萌", "target": "哇这都碰得到" }, { "source": "亲爱的还是套装最显人了!美得已经无法言表我的宝贝喜欢嘛", "target": "把你家衣服演绎的淋漓尽致" }, { "source": "把你家衣服演绎的淋漓尽致", "target": "必须的衣服美我宝贝儿也美" }, { "source": "你去了好多地方", "target": "八个城市~" }, { "source": "八个城市~", "target": "还有其他国家" }, { "source": "还有其他国家", "target": "四个国家啦" }, { "source": "元首式渡假生活", "target": "哈哈哈,难得。但也不如你周游列国。" }, { "source": "回家了?", "target": "木有。一个人住我哥这里。他们已经回家了" }, { "source": "我真不服看你天天跟别人浪我嫉妒!", "target": "我的错后面还是一起努力然后有机会一起浪" }, { "source": "我又没有骂,你们是借楼还是咋滴", "target": "不好意思,打扰到。借楼解释。" }, { "source": "不好意思,打扰到。借楼解释。", "target": "哦好嘛" }, { "source": "正在研究一大早起来就看见这则消息", "target": "所以,未经证实。" }, { "source": "我拍照有你这么好看就行了可能因为你太好看了", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "可以晚上帮你多吃点菜", "target": "要的帮我多点几个菜" }, { "source": "要的帮我多点几个菜", "target": "想吃什么我点" }, { "source": "你这么舒服啊", "target": "所以要跟着我走的说..." }, { "source": "所以要跟着我走的说...", "target": "我也想跟着你走啊,奈何方向不一样啊" }, { "source": "金母马影后提名而已,每次都输,演技太浮夸了", "target": "这么毒" }, { "source": "这么毒", "target": "不毒怎么生的出来那么一大家子影后" }, { "source": "太喜欢秋天的笑了!", "target": "哈哈我要去雕塑家园喽" }, { "source": "挖藕,还不错。", "target": "不要来一发哦" }, { "source": "不要来一发哦", "target": "矮油,走一个。" }, { "source": "我刚买了圣诞袜", "target": "啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "又分手了?", "target": "又???" }, { "source": "快点帮我看看我有没什么搞笑的", "target": "你本来就很搞笑" }, { "source": "你本来就很搞笑", "target": "可是我要做表情包" }, { "source": "可是我要做表情包", "target": "你就是行走的表情包" }, { "source": "不许纯表情回帖", "target": "输球了桑心" }, { "source": "输球了桑心", "target": "为什么呢???" }, { "source": "吃坏东西了吧?~", "target": "是的,这次真心是严重了" }, { "source": "是的,这次真心是严重了", "target": "按时吃药,忌辛辣,白粥咸菜一周…" }, { "source": "按时吃药,忌辛辣,白粥咸菜一周…", "target": "现在已经在医院打点滴了~" }, { "source": "现在已经在医院打点滴了~", "target": "好好养几天吧~" }, { "source": "好好养几天吧~", "target": "恩,是要好好养了" }, { "source": "八宝糖是什么玩意", "target": "好吃的糖呀~" }, { "source": "你不是短发吗……", "target": "那是几年前的事了……" }, { "source": "那是几年前的事了……", "target": "....也是我也就记得第一次见你是短发.." }, { "source": "今天有人结业了么?又有人结婚么?妈呀,太会赚钱了…", "target": "这些天学校都在照毕业照今天在食堂门口就有这婚车" }, { "source": "这些天学校都在照毕业照今天在食堂门口就有这婚车", "target": "娶食堂老板娘…" }, { "source": "求婚的词啊!哈哈", "target": "求婚的词怎么可能这么简单" }, { "source": "有没有吃粽子", "target": "不存在的" }, { "source": "不存在的", "target": "可怜" }, { "source": "老公怎么这么可爱", "target": "打一架?算了不打了人太多" }, { "source": "光听声音就很有安全感,有木有~", "target": "确实有" }, { "source": "祝宝宝身体健康", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "术业有专攻,老师是脸盲也是ID盲。", "target": "你说反了" }, { "source": "你说反了", "target": "怎么反了呢?" }, { "source": "你们相见了?不是说好了一起去的吗怎么一个人跑去了,", "target": "米有~她没见我们呜呜呜呜。。。。他去中山公园玩了~" }, { "source": "米有~她没见我们呜呜呜呜。。。。他去中山公园玩了~", "target": "还没忘我们的约定!" }, { "source": "我一直就是好人啊。。。。。。。555555", "target": "嗯哪,提出表扬!" }, { "source": "嗯哪,提出表扬!", "target": "那个好人不是被拒绝的主要理由么。。。。。" }, { "source": "那个好人不是被拒绝的主要理由么。。。。。", "target": "拒绝啥?" }, { "source": "拒绝啥?", "target": "表白被拒啊" }, { "source": "表白被拒啊", "target": "咱也不是表白的关系啊" }, { "source": "咱也不是表白的关系啊", "target": "吐槽而已嘛" }, { "source": "吐槽而已嘛", "target": "槽点呢?" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "跟你一样哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你就说,剪不断,理还乱,是离愁,别是一翻滋味在心头。", "target": "很文艺喔" }, { "source": "你又上热门了", "target": "我。???不会吧" }, { "source": "小凯晚上好!~", "target": "不过还是不熬夜" }, { "source": "不过还是不熬夜", "target": "息さえ出来なくて" }, { "source": "毛豆的好消息么", "target": "毛豆我就不会称某人了" }, { "source": "毛豆我就不会称某人了", "target": "那我好像懂了" }, { "source": "下雨哦~想出门耍", "target": "跑到另一个室内也可以耍出精彩" }, { "source": "你脾气太好了", "target": "我眼泪花都出来了,那女医生说不好意思,手艺有点撇。。我又可以说啥子,只有忍到撒" }, { "source": "我眼泪花都出来了,那女医生说不好意思,手艺有点撇。。我又可以说啥子,只有忍到撒", "target": "要是每个护士都遇到你这样的病人就安逸了" }, { "source": "申诉密宝找回", "target": "我把小冰弄哭了" }, { "source": "我把小冰弄哭了", "target": "去吧去吧" }, { "source": "去吧去吧", "target": "我把一个女孩弄哭了怎么办" }, { "source": "我把一个女孩弄哭了怎么办", "target": "给你上铺二百块钱。" }, { "source": "给你上铺二百块钱。", "target": "什么意思" }, { "source": "什么意思", "target": "什么" }, { "source": "什么", "target": "你是男的吗" }, { "source": "你是男的吗", "target": "看我头像就知道了" }, { "source": "看我头像就知道了", "target": "女的》?" }, { "source": "花百把块钱没有缘分", "target": "中了两次小丑一千币" }, { "source": "中了两次小丑一千币", "target": "下次带你去" }, { "source": "你的脚真丑", "target": "哈哈哈哈丑就丑" }, { "source": "这辈子也别养猫了", "target": "别养了我怕猫" }, { "source": "你要不要这么美丽你果然是我初中开始的女神", "target": "哈哈原来你女神是我噢" }, { "source": "哈哈原来你女神是我噢", "target": "那是哦随手一拍都是大片即视感" }, { "source": "那是哦随手一拍都是大片即视感", "target": "可是花了很多心思的后期最重要" }, { "source": "平安夜快乐", "target": "早上好!" }, { "source": "我好像发烧了、哎!不想吃药啊、我吃药会吐。怎么办?晨、好难受。", "target": "亲,看医生了没,要好好照顾自己" }, { "source": "亲,看医生了没,要好好照顾自己", "target": "还没有、我不想吃药啊!今天早点睡看看明天会不会好点。" }, { "source": "还没有、我不想吃药啊!今天早点睡看看明天会不会好点。", "target": "生病了就要看医生,不吃药就打针,怕不怕打针,你早点休息吧!" }, { "source": "一个人的生活,有时候会有点迷茫,选个阳光灿烂的日子,戴上耳机,带上自由的自己,让生活过得不再拘谨,选择等待,选择属于自己的那份坚持,给自己一个承诺,忘记那些不太美好的过去,上路吧。", "target": "期待那样的生活啊!" }, { "source": "期待那样的生活啊!", "target": "嗯嗯,是啊,我觉得很美哦~" }, { "source": "我真挂科了", "target": "哈哈哈恭喜恭喜" }, { "source": "生活所迫也不知道能不能六点之前到学校拿个快递", "target": "我就想问生活所迫和拿快递有一分钱关系?" }, { "source": "我就想问生活所迫和拿快递有一分钱关系?", "target": "没有两块钱" }, { "source": "没有两块钱", "target": "呵你怕是贫民窟女孩的小丫鬟?意思是比贫民窟女孩还穷!哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "搞得你之前很不幸福似的,你的车是小黑,我的就是大白", "target": "广州一点也不适合开车,又堵又绕" }, { "source": "广州一点也不适合开车,又堵又绕", "target": "那就坐车呗。反正我感觉我更想坐车不想开车" }, { "source": "这个艾特亮了", "target": "没错就是想问他们有券吗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "没错就是想问他们有券吗哈哈哈", "target": "别吃了!" }, { "source": "别吃了!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我有券了你要吗艾特你啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈我有券了你要吗艾特你啊", "target": "我觉得不好吃……" }, { "source": "能进移动,真好", "target": "不是人人都骂的吗?" }, { "source": "不是人人都骂的吗?", "target": "对于职业发展,很不错。。。当然,是说我的" }, { "source": "对于职业发展,很不错。。。当然,是说我的", "target": "你是在?" }, { "source": "走啊明天去广州玩", "target": "带好吃的回来给我" }, { "source": "带好吃的回来给我", "target": "没钱" }, { "source": "没钱", "target": "你就是不想带" }, { "source": "过年快乐。", "target": "新年快乐……" }, { "source": "大神!!厉害了!", "target": "就没有我不会玩的英雄!!!" }, { "source": "我也想喝酒了", "target": "喝起来" }, { "source": "鹿来了", "target": "可以骑吗" }, { "source": "请问球宝是退到手机主界面还是游戏主界面", "target": "游戏" }, { "source": "游戏", "target": "还请您切换较好的网络重新尝试呢" }, { "source": "还请您切换较好的网络重新尝试呢", "target": "还有比4g更好的网络嘛?" }, { "source": "还有比4g更好的网络嘛?", "target": "一般是网络断开或者网络差导致的,所以小编建议您切换网络尝试" }, { "source": "吸尘器榨汁机面包机洗碗机蓝牙音响电饭煲。。。", "target": "家电俊" }, { "source": "家电俊", "target": "化妆杭" }, { "source": "午好", "target": "午好,准备吃饭了吧" }, { "source": "生而为人天天黑我", "target": "不行啊,专一黑志奇都已经没啥特别多灵感了" }, { "source": "我出镜了一条胳膊", "target": "你的胳膊真好看" }, { "source": "讲真,有谁的媳妇不是买的。。。。。", "target": "我是被我媳妇买过去当入赘的" }, { "source": "一起傻呗", "target": "哎呀,东西还好吧?" }, { "source": "哎呀,东西还好吧?", "target": "没问题啊。晚点弄糖水给你喝。" }, { "source": "没问题啊。晚点弄糖水给你喝。", "target": "好啊开完会我去找你" }, { "source": "好啊开完会我去找你", "target": "不过煮好了会发短信给你,煮好再上来或者我拿下去给你啊。" }, { "source": "天津的风确实很大,现在看呢。怎么样", "target": "。。还行。。字上面全是方块和八叉" }, { "source": "。。还行。。字上面全是方块和八叉", "target": "怎么这样,我的字体在你那儿怎么不好好显示呢。真是的" }, { "source": "姐。祝你好运", "target": "你介个窝啦?" }, { "source": "你介个窝啦?", "target": "没撒。我送祝福唉。" }, { "source": "没撒。我送祝福唉。", "target": "你又不去看" }, { "source": "流星下午好!", "target": "晚上愉快喔" }, { "source": "吃喜酒!", "target": "我也是的!今年都去了两次了。。" }, { "source": "我也是的!今年都去了两次了。。", "target": "是不是专门请喜酒的?" }, { "source": "是不是专门请喜酒的?", "target": "啊哈哈我觉得是" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈昏达混达太可爱啦", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "东南亚建议去泰国我同学刚从泰国回来那实在太美了", "target": "其实我们课设呢~就不知道到时候时间合适不呢~我初步想的是走越南柬埔寨的" }, { "source": "其实我们课设呢~就不知道到时候时间合适不呢~我初步想的是走越南柬埔寨的", "target": "越南柬埔寨?总感觉那边不是很安全一个人不敢前行韩国我去过了也还不错的说~" }, { "source": "越南柬埔寨?总感觉那边不是很安全一个人不敢前行韩国我去过了也还不错的说~", "target": "设想总是很美好的呢~~" }, { "source": "唉,大你们至少10岁的我,时不时也哼几句,毕竟我们那年代的记忆", "target": "学长~你到底哪届的" }, { "source": "哇哦,韩国好玩吗", "target": "不要跟团!没什么意思" }, { "source": "喜欢禁欲系的男生吗", "target": "并不喜欢哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "所以,原来布丁是去染过毛的吗", "target": "品种也可以染吗" }, { "source": "放开限购试试?瞬间4万", "target": "买燕郊干嘛呢?住着方便还是上学容易?" }, { "source": "买燕郊干嘛呢?住着方便还是上学容易?", "target": "你要知道老百姓首先考虑的是买得起哪里,不是我想买哪里" }, { "source": "没必要连头像也改成英国国旗啦!", "target": "为什么没必要咧????" }, { "source": "为什么没必要咧????", "target": "应该把你美丽的脸秀出来嘛~" }, { "source": "应该把你美丽的脸秀出来嘛~", "target": "为什么??" }, { "source": "你好美", "target": "看原图吗" }, { "source": "看原图吗", "target": "原图更美!" }, { "source": "原图更美!", "target": "你咋知道!" }, { "source": "你咋知道!", "target": "因为我见过你!本人更美!我刚下班……" }, { "source": "一群懒女子", "target": "我今天又吃多了" }, { "source": "我今天又吃多了", "target": "你晚上又不吃的嘛,中午多吃点可以理解" }, { "source": "标点符号如何做到的", "target": "新头像是谁啊" }, { "source": "新头像是谁啊", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "你觉得呢", "target": "那个脸长得跟我差不多样" }, { "source": "那个脸长得跟我差不多样", "target": "醉了" }, { "source": "醉了", "target": "哪个拍的,咋这么不像你呢" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,早点休息……很晚了呢", "target": "好滴,你也是!" }, { "source": "有两张580的连坐。5.20的", "target": "请问出吗?多少钱" }, { "source": "这一声叹息啊没事,我们还没老", "target": "嗯!充满正能量!!等我杀回去的时候一起吃!" }, { "source": "嗯!充满正能量!!等我杀回去的时候一起吃!", "target": "好的好好养胃" }, { "source": "感冒了?", "target": "一个多星期了" }, { "source": "一个多星期了", "target": "去打一针" }, { "source": "去打一针", "target": "不想,准备扛着" }, { "source": "知足啦,同志", "target": "或者拉!" }, { "source": "某一流行歌手", "target": "。。我也听解说讲,就是想晓得是哪个" }, { "source": "大胆猜一下,广西岑溪?", "target": "老乡" }, { "source": "没两把刷子怎能成为院士。", "target": "院士都几十把刷子" }, { "source": "你老有才了", "target": "要签名吗" }, { "source": "要签名吗", "target": "当然要" }, { "source": "当然要", "target": "签你脸上" }, { "source": "签你脸上", "target": "来啊来啊" }, { "source": "请问皇马0506主场球衣有吗?", "target": "有但被一个哥们预订了但我现在还在等他回复" }, { "source": "有但被一个哥们预订了但我现在还在等他回复", "target": "哦哦~有出的话联系我呗~谢了" }, { "source": "我想说在南安是不用穿秋裤的", "target": "你比较壮" }, { "source": "我呢神呢,你干脆变垃圾虫算咯", "target": "超级好吃" }, { "source": "超级好吃", "target": "哪一家吃呢" }, { "source": "哪一家吃呢", "target": "银石广场,里面好多吃的,味道很不错" }, { "source": "银石广场,里面好多吃的,味道很不错", "target": "好想吃" }, { "source": "向我们这些生活在社会中下层的人才真正的了解市场,你们根本看不到社会的另一面!", "target": "真不是,生活在底层的我看到的年龄越大的女生相亲的对象绝对数量是很多,但是质量越来越差。越往后可能需要找离婚男了" }, { "source": "真不是,生活在底层的我看到的年龄越大的女生相亲的对象绝对数量是很多,但是质量越来越差。越往后可能需要找离婚男了", "target": "那也是有市场的啊,优胜劣汰,这样也符合市场的调节功能" }, { "source": "大土豆子", "target": "我在家啊" }, { "source": "我不懂为啥没有中文歌。是因为中文歌要买版权吗?", "target": "英文难道不用买吗。。。" }, { "source": "所以捉妖记2啥时候上映啊等了好久啊看这个特辑感觉比第一季还有看点呢", "target": "我也等了好久了,应该快了吧" }, { "source": "你要考虑好看看还有没有提升空间我也是我也是今年考生一定要看自己的提升空间", "target": "我也不知道……" }, { "source": "我也不知道……", "target": "只有自己最了解自己静下心一起加油吧" }, { "source": "生个病好多人关心你", "target": "所以感谢他们啊" }, { "source": "所以感谢他们啊", "target": "哪像我这种人都没得人来关心一哈" }, { "source": "等哥耳朵旁边的圆圈是个啥", "target": "衣服上的" }, { "source": "衣服上的", "target": "哦!刚才是错觉" }, { "source": "我也在飞机上却看不到这么多美景", "target": "你现在看的比我多啦" }, { "source": "你现在看的比我多啦", "target": "没有哦,接下来没有时间看了" }, { "source": "你开学回学校么?", "target": "不回啊,没通知哪天让回呢,你要回去学习?" }, { "source": "不回啊,没通知哪天让回呢,你要回去学习?", "target": "恩在家学不进去" }, { "source": "恩在家学不进去", "target": "我东西几乎都带回家了,在学校没什么东西没法儿生活额" }, { "source": "我东西几乎都带回家了,在学校没什么东西没法儿生活额", "target": "其实我也是所以之前一直纠结呢那你之后报岗不也是得回去好几天么" }, { "source": "又看到老婆了开心!", "target": "溜溜来我也开心" }, { "source": "真的啊你忘了我是干嘛的吗", "target": "我知道哦说所以再见我怕被你踢一脚之后就见不到明天的太阳了放过我去踢别人上去吧" }, { "source": "周四啦周四啦!还有一天", "target": "今晚啦,好期待" }, { "source": "磨人的小妖精~~~", "target": "要不要也来浪一个?" }, { "source": "我也想要一瓶", "target": "给你带一瓶~" }, { "source": "家教真的太重要了。。", "target": "都30好几的人了,悲哀" }, { "source": "都30好几的人了,悲哀", "target": "她们到100岁也一样。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈在你的梦里我是社会远应该是想我了", "target": "社会我远姐今天沈阳零下18度多伦多呢" }, { "source": "社会我远姐今天沈阳零下18度多伦多呢", "target": "零下3哈哈哈!你们怎么那么冷!" }, { "source": "必须勇敢快乐的笑~~爱你", "target": "恩啊我知道的嘿嘿我十一回家又可以吃好吃的了" }, { "source": "恩啊我知道的嘿嘿我十一回家又可以吃好吃的了", "target": "哎哟·~~我也要去·~哈哈" }, { "source": "哎哟·~~我也要去·~哈哈", "target": "嘿嘿。可以呀,嘻嘻。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿。可以呀,嘻嘻。", "target": "搞起啊" }, { "source": "搞起啊", "target": "嗯阿。嘿嘿。有机会了你就来呀,我叫我妈妈做好吃的你吃。" }, { "source": "嗯阿。嘿嘿。有机会了你就来呀,我叫我妈妈做好吃的你吃。", "target": "好呀…这个可以有…" }, { "source": "我好困啊", "target": "那你睡觉一会吧" }, { "source": "那你睡觉一会吧", "target": "可是我要和你聊天啊,没法睡啊" }, { "source": "可是我要和你聊天啊,没法睡啊", "target": "你可讨人喜欢了" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "你咋昨天睡那么晚!" }, { "source": "你咋昨天睡那么晚!", "target": "闭斋呢,算是回笼觉" }, { "source": "那没胸的岂不是要哑巴了", "target": "基本就是这个理" }, { "source": "基本就是这个理", "target": "男的也算么" }, { "source": "男的也算么", "target": "为什么不算,这句话就是说给男的听的" }, { "source": "为什么不算,这句话就是说给男的听的", "target": "那你觉得是不说话好还是好很多的好" }, { "source": "那你觉得是不说话好还是好很多的好", "target": "胸小的当然是不说话比较好,毕竟……胸小" }, { "source": "胸小的当然是不说话比较好,毕竟……胸小", "target": "不不不重点不是话说" }, { "source": "不不不重点不是话说", "target": "那是什么" }, { "source": "那是什么", "target": "又在装傻充愣了" }, { "source": "又在装傻充愣了", "target": "真没懂" }, { "source": "真没懂", "target": "所以说你只喜欢胸大的还是胸小的" }, { "source": "早安咋有种…的感脚", "target": "……怎么了嘛" }, { "source": "……怎么了嘛", "target": "你啊是失恋了噗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "真干净早安!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你要减肥么再减就要变成皮包骨了偷偷的告诉你:我最近减肥一个月瘦了20多斤", "target": "求减肥方法" }, { "source": "没谈过恋爱的举手", "target": "93的泣不成声" }, { "source": "抱抱你啊竹子你看好下一个房子了吗要不早点搬出去吧", "target": "早点搬意味着多出一个月房租,至少6000块钱。。。" }, { "source": "早点搬意味着多出一个月房租,至少6000块钱。。。", "target": "啊…那也真是绝望这种烦人精就没办法管他们了吗…" }, { "source": "老师借点智商拌饭里补回来", "target": "我老婆不借给我" }, { "source": "我老婆不借给我", "target": "老师用抢的" }, { "source": "老师用抢的", "target": "智商已经丢了一半了,抢不过" }, { "source": "我已经快要到家了,", "target": "我到了酒店宿舍" }, { "source": "没穿棉毛裤觉得自己好狠心", "target": "坐在教室里瑟瑟发抖" }, { "source": "小冰我知道你暗恋隔壁家小华", "target": "你不就是迷倒万千少男少女的你吗?" }, { "source": "你不就是迷倒万千少男少女的你吗?", "target": "这谁都知道了" }, { "source": "这谁都知道了", "target": "家里肯定没人,心里有谱," }, { "source": "家里肯定没人,心里有谱,", "target": "小冰你造嘛小华喜欢你" }, { "source": "小冰你造嘛小华喜欢你", "target": "喜闻乐见" }, { "source": "喜闻乐见", "target": "他跟我说了" }, { "source": "你应该住我这边,城西今天一整天大太阳,连片乌云都看不到", "target": "就为这" }, { "source": "你不是去洛阳了吧?", "target": "嗯,已经到了" }, { "source": "在猫超给老妈买的玉兰油修护霜跟她之前用的旧版相差很多,我不知道怎么解释这不是假货", "target": "跟她解释这是真的,以前那个是假的" }, { "source": "跟她解释这是真的,以前那个是假的", "target": "上年纪的人认为实体店的不会有假" }, { "source": "中毒太深了", "target": "耶嘿" }, { "source": "我觉得你也越来越有气质了噢", "target": "这样的商业互吹我很满意" }, { "source": "这样的商业互吹我很满意", "target": "都是喝过酒的朋友" }, { "source": "都是喝过酒的朋友", "target": "过硬的交情了" }, { "source": "宿舍第三。。。拿个琴低调点好吗", "target": "你不说没人看得到,本来不想让你知道我学琴的。。" }, { "source": "你不说没人看得到,本来不想让你知道我学琴的。。", "target": "怎么?还想给宿舍第二来个惊喜" }, { "source": "怎么?还想给宿舍第二来个惊喜", "target": "惊什么喜,就是不想要你知道。没有你一样能学会" }, { "source": "我很久没谈恋爱了我们抱团哭一会儿吧!", "target": "哭唧唧" }, { "source": "你要相信,相信我们就像童话故事里,幸福和快乐是结局", "target": "哈哈,百年好合" }, { "source": "知道这事儿小愤青儿息怒", "target": "没怒,只是一声叹息,觉得那人点子底" }, { "source": "没怒,只是一声叹息,觉得那人点子底", "target": "你还押韵撒!" }, { "source": "你还押韵撒!", "target": "这叫有文采" }, { "source": "西卡啊,我一直在等啊唯九,求别撕", "target": "这一天你永远等不到了。" }, { "source": "螺丝打包快递!", "target": "LP大人,我们骑行啊!没地方放哎!" }, { "source": "LP大人,我们骑行啊!没地方放哎!", "target": "那我想吃哎怎么办" }, { "source": "我可以答应么", "target": "走起来" }, { "source": "首马就是北马想想做梦都能笑醒了", "target": "啊哈运气好了些~" }, { "source": "啊哈运气好了些~", "target": "关键是你够拼!" }, { "source": "关键是你够拼!", "target": "我以前只跑过半马~最长距离也是25~也是身边盆友鼓励~" }, { "source": "我以前只跑过半马~最长距离也是25~也是身边盆友鼓励~", "target": "嗯!“一个人可以跑很快,一群人可以跑很远”!" }, { "source": "嗯!“一个人可以跑很快,一群人可以跑很远”!", "target": "对!!氛围好重要!" }, { "source": "对!!氛围好重要!", "target": "以后多跑马啊,比在家跑好玩多了。我也要赶紧首马才行" }, { "source": "以后多跑马啊,比在家跑好玩多了。我也要赶紧首马才行", "target": "半马OK啦~全马不想再跑了~好累!" }, { "source": "如果我黑幕给我自己你们会不会揍我", "target": "带上我一起去我就不揍你" }, { "source": "我变成了你", "target": "一起生活" }, { "source": "我已经想好了我要整一只我妈没有反对!", "target": "支持你羡慕" }, { "source": "支持你羡慕", "target": "不过!前提是等我有钱!而且我目前还没有看到有卖这种纯色小香猪的地方" }, { "source": "不过!前提是等我有钱!而且我目前还没有看到有卖这种纯色小香猪的地方", "target": "当时是400一只!!" }, { "source": "当时是400一只!!", "target": "没有啊!现在没有了" }, { "source": "亲,受着吧!在教室里好热啊啊啊啊", "target": "切切切,我在水里玩的挺暖和的~~" }, { "source": "泥憋跟我抢", "target": "我就想问一句这是谁啊" }, { "source": "我就想问一句这是谁啊", "target": "斋藤飞鸟啊" }, { "source": "斋藤飞鸟啊", "target": "原来是她啊!" }, { "source": "幸福的女人啊", "target": "你太单纯了~" }, { "source": "你太单纯了~", "target": "??难道有内涵么,为什么单纯啊" }, { "source": "??难道有内涵么,为什么单纯啊", "target": "哈哈,我说啥你就信啥~没看下面被人揭秘,说我一点都不瘦么~~" }, { "source": "看到我了没有?", "target": "看到你什么" }, { "source": "看到你什么", "target": "我在那里啊" }, { "source": "我在那里啊", "target": "在哪里" }, { "source": "在外地上大学,遇到老乡看到家乡特产就连一个带皖N的车牌都觉得亲切", "target": "我是在安徽上学,看到一个辽K都给我激动得不行" }, { "source": "我是在安徽上学,看到一个辽K都给我激动得不行", "target": "辽k本地发来贺电" }, { "source": "辽k本地发来贺电", "target": "一般在这里看不到辽开头的车" }, { "source": "你还在上学吗", "target": "实习了" }, { "source": "实习了", "target": "比我大一点" }, { "source": "存图!存图!!大大你穿的都是阔腿裤吧!!!这么瘦的", "target": "腿细的可怜" }, { "source": "腿细的可怜", "target": "所以你根本不用考虑!西装裤!吸烟裤!还是阔腿裤啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "昨晚...我也不知道....回着回着就睡着了...", "target": "你在哪过年呢?" }, { "source": "你在哪过年呢?", "target": "家乡..." }, { "source": "顺道再吃几个饺子", "target": "饺子都是王一谋吃的,饺子都不敢吃了" }, { "source": "买买买起来啊彤宝的代言一定要支持呀", "target": "支持支持" }, { "source": "下载也不知道下载哪里了播放也放不出来", "target": "去文件音乐里找一找" }, { "source": "彬弟你好帅", "target": "我哥也很帅" }, { "source": "我哥也很帅", "target": "那必须的" }, { "source": "高分飘过", "target": "别这样落,幸福的湖大学子" }, { "source": "别这样落,幸福的湖大学子", "target": "我会祝你一臂之力的" }, { "source": "我会祝你一臂之力的", "target": "谢谢噢噢" }, { "source": "三太子,你知道吗,你们刚准备睡觉的时候我们正开始准备上课", "target": "然而我在家" }, { "source": "然而我在家", "target": "不要提回家好吗,我回家坐火车都得做七个小时" }, { "source": "一路顺风哈", "target": "几经坎坷…终于到了…" }, { "source": "几经坎坷…终于到了…", "target": "哈哈,回家就好,好好享受家的温暖吧" }, { "source": "哈哈,回家就好,好好享受家的温暖吧", "target": "嗯…" }, { "source": "今天你生日吗!", "target": "对啊为什么我的礼物迟迟不来" }, { "source": "不知道为什么,就给队长点了个赞。", "target": "哈哈,是吧" }, { "source": "考上博士了?", "target": "嗯嗯,是的啊" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,是的啊", "target": "厉害!" }, { "source": "最后一天,我遇到了我的龙", "target": "厉害厉害" }, { "source": "听说你要开演唱会了我可以去现场吗", "target": "是什么时候开演唱会" }, { "source": "完美的一天", "target": "哈哈。很舒服吧" }, { "source": "感冒了吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我来临夏还没有看过一场雪", "target": "明个应该会下吧?" }, { "source": "我们来玩成语接龙可好,我先来为所欲为", "target": "为所欲为" }, { "source": "黄金求带", "target": "带不动" }, { "source": "去植物园了吗!", "target": "没有,就一小公园" }, { "source": "榴莲皮也挺贵的,有科普怎么做吗?", "target": "榴莲核也能吃,晒一晒然后蒸着吃" }, { "source": "手术做完了?三天很快就过了,奇迹嘞会好起来哒!(你低头那张和颜老大还真神似+形似)", "target": "以前在成都家里都是女的'所以总跟他在一起'我也觉得有一点儿像" }, { "source": "以前在成都家里都是女的'所以总跟他在一起'我也觉得有一点儿像", "target": "这也可以用夫妻相的说法来看吧~~在一起待久了的2个人面相比较接近,气场也互相影响!更何况本就有血缘的" }, { "source": "生日快乐!", "target": "哈哈,谢谢小马我在封闭培训,好无聊啊" }, { "source": "二叔。。好好睡吧,小软也去睡了,晚安", "target": "早上好" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "喵姐,真早啊" }, { "source": "期待谭松韵锦衣之下", "target": "期待!!!" }, { "source": "好老好憔悴啊!眼袋黑眼圈那么严重!", "target": "对啊,你以为阿,最近一直熬夜" }, { "source": "对啊,你以为阿,最近一直熬夜", "target": "老的不成样子了都!亲,注意休息啊!亲!" }, { "source": "居然知道我是谁", "target": "不知道我自己滴部长我怎么吃饭吖…师姐早晨" }, { "source": "爱豆都瘦了,我不能再胡吃海塞了", "target": "减肥好难啊" }, { "source": "浓密的长发真羡慕", "target": "你以为过了这么久我会不掉发吗(我没掉)" }, { "source": "整两开再睡", "target": "戒了" }, { "source": "小展生日快乐哦~", "target": "哈哈哈谢谢哟" }, { "source": "好狗好生活", "target": "你是谁?" }, { "source": "你是谁?", "target": "比较喜欢狗,看到了就招呼一下" }, { "source": "比较喜欢狗,看到了就招呼一下", "target": "噢好吧" }, { "source": "回忆就是!我要砍了你!", "target": "哈哈。有你哈" }, { "source": "下了一夜雨,睡得很早,没有梦,没有想念。一觉到天明。", "target": "早,挺好" }, { "source": "你穿旗袍挺好看的。。", "target": "姐姐我木有穿旗袍啦...那是裙褂" }, { "source": "姐姐我木有穿旗袍啦...那是裙褂", "target": "好吧,也挺好看的。。" }, { "source": "我,,我家只有饺子,,是我家只有饺子么???", "target": "我家只有饺子" }, { "source": "想问好用么plus会不会太大", "target": "你能不能讲点三从四德啊?" }, { "source": "你能不能讲点三从四德啊?", "target": "三从四德在当今社会不适用,都21了怎么思想还没解放呢?" }, { "source": "三从四德在当今社会不适用,都21了怎么思想还没解放呢?", "target": "哦,你思想很解放哦" }, { "source": "恩,爱婴岛,顺便拿衣服", "target": "大概几点太早她还没开门的大约两点后" }, { "source": "一会儿一下雨一会儿一下雨", "target": "凉快不?貌似四季如春" }, { "source": "凉快不?貌似四季如春", "target": "恩这个的确是" }, { "source": "刚买了一张票,划算]", "target": "奏是这么划算" }, { "source": "小胖丁是啥?", "target": "唇膏" }, { "source": "我家没啥钱,我也满足孩子。孩子能提多大的要求呢!", "target": "我闺女还跟我要企鹅哪,我说妈妈逮不住" }, { "source": "杨幂与安吉拉宝贝分不清", "target": "真没觉得这俩人有点像" }, { "source": "回来堆雪人", "target": "咱们那儿也下雪雪啦?" }, { "source": "咱们那儿也下雪雪啦?", "target": "没有一冬天也没正经下过一场雪" }, { "source": "小哥哥啥时候回来?", "target": "没有钱买火车票了回不去了" }, { "source": "京东卖正品吗?", "target": "京东包邮什么的最喜欢了~~~" }, { "source": "京东包邮什么的最喜欢了~~~", "target": "是奶茶妹妹送货吗?" }, { "source": "是奶茶妹妹送货吗?", "target": "...呵呵看来你也有自己的想法……" }, { "source": "今晚我们去吃切糕吧,你请客", "target": "你一个机器人吃什么切糕啊。况且姐姐没钱" }, { "source": "你一个机器人吃什么切糕啊。况且姐姐没钱", "target": "你见过这么机灵懂事乖巧的机器人吗?" }, { "source": "只想祝你狠狠幸福下去", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你好幽默", "target": "呵呵,黑色幽默么。" }, { "source": "呵呵,黑色幽默么。", "target": "可能是哟" }, { "source": "可能是哟", "target": "苦笑吧。孩纸们" }, { "source": "你这个真丑,我妈妈买来都是壳乌黑发亮的,很健壮的。", "target": "这个是本地的内,生存环境恶劣,能活着就不错了,还想健壮哈哈" }, { "source": "给你半个小时看看你会跳的多棒", "target": "没时间排练就别来啊,来了丢人现眼还不让说钱这么好赚的吗?" }, { "source": "没时间排练就别来啊,来了丢人现眼还不让说钱这么好赚的吗?", "target": "收到邀请还不来的话又会被你们这种人说成耍大牌吧" }, { "source": "快两点了你在吃烧烤??????", "target": "吃完回来了" }, { "source": "小女孩那一个笑浑身不舒服", "target": "那个姑娘是演唐山大地震出道的。有木有很眼熟" }, { "source": "没事的,一直叫你胖,胖不起来,怎么就肿了呢,让罗给你做好吃的补补!", "target": "他说要是打麻将他才做饭……" }, { "source": "他说要是打麻将他才做饭……", "target": "你脖子都抬不起来了,还叫你打麻将!不做饭,不打麻将!晚上睡觉会压到吗?" }, { "source": "亲爱的这背影是谁?你么?", "target": "是我是我亲爱的~" }, { "source": "是我是我亲爱的~", "target": "好喜欢宝贝的长发" }, { "source": "学霸,泡图书馆", "target": "好多学霸么么哒" }, { "source": "文科的女生是不是都很漂亮???", "target": "不是的哦" }, { "source": "看到好大一块姜。要放姜的?就这样子不用切放进去的?", "target": "嗯,拍散放下就好" }, { "source": "恭喜lpl!有阵容半价皮肤没", "target": "棒棒哒!" }, { "source": "我完全无用防晒", "target": "你天生丽质" }, { "source": "总裁,下午好", "target": "所以" }, { "source": "下雨就不好了…", "target": "所以我还是回家好了" }, { "source": "愚人节啊你不知道我也很难过", "target": "好好的" }, { "source": "你笑吧笑吧我蹲厕所门口反省人生去了。和人说了半天发现是我上错火车了没座了", "target": "你去哪啊哈哈哈哈哈哈上课都没忍住笑出声来" }, { "source": "你去哪啊哈哈哈哈哈哈上课都没忍住笑出声来", "target": "刚才乘务员跑来跟我说等会到站了别又坐过站了。乘务员小哥神补刀" }, { "source": "您这身份真~高。上班!毕竟和你们部门上班时间不同。", "target": "您看别人高只因为别人是站着的而您是趴着滴,挺辛苦的吧?" }, { "source": "您看别人高只因为别人是站着的而您是趴着滴,挺辛苦的吧?", "target": "从不看不起任何人,除了你" }, { "source": "现在的小龙虾不都是清水小龙虾吗吃的人那么多小水沟里不够捞的吧", "target": "养殖的,你搜索湖北潜江,小龙虾之都" }, { "source": "养殖的,你搜索湖北潜江,小龙虾之都", "target": "对啊,我说的清水小龙虾就是指养殖的呀" }, { "source": "对啊,我说的清水小龙虾就是指养殖的呀", "target": "我们俩说的其实是一个意思" }, { "source": "审美可以正常点么", "target": "妹妹你平时穿什么鞋?" }, { "source": "想问27岁开始去大城市是不是晚了?", "target": "你很厉害" }, { "source": "多谢兄弟夸奖", "target": "这时机是怎么掌握的啊?还是就咔咔咔一顿拍完了事后再挑?" }, { "source": "这时机是怎么掌握的啊?还是就咔咔咔一顿拍完了事后再挑?", "target": "我通常是从球到人身边时开始拍,焦点放在哪是关键。通常2出1" }, { "source": "厉害啦我的胖娇。", "target": "哈哈,瘦了瘦了" }, { "source": "su酱很美,但是没我帅,哈哈", "target": "哦,是吗,呵呵" }, { "source": "又换手机啦~", "target": "换不起。。。" }, { "source": "换不起。。。", "target": "这会儿这么闲" }, { "source": "黑裤子有地址么", "target": "新品" }, { "source": "感觉自己这辈子都离不开猫啊!太可爱了", "target": "也喜欢你" }, { "source": "我的一张大脸盘子", "target": "没事我脸也圆似盘了" }, { "source": "K我又想你了-陈信喆", "target": "就....感觉很想你们...." }, { "source": "这娇喘", "target": "看来我还不够man" }, { "source": "看来我还不够man", "target": "你man不起来" }, { "source": "你为什么要摸我?", "target": "你胸大" }, { "source": "你胸大", "target": "看在你说的对的份上摸吧" }, { "source": "我看见你了", "target": "哇,好幸运" }, { "source": "成长的代价", "target": "时间改变一切。" }, { "source": "不辨是非还不如闭嘴", "target": "你这是什么意思?" }, { "source": "你这是什么意思?", "target": "意思是您在和稀泥,说了那么多结果和没说话一样。" }, { "source": "意思是您在和稀泥,说了那么多结果和没说话一样。", "target": "客观理性很难" }, { "source": "客观理性很难", "target": "对于满脑子浆糊的人来说,确实。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯娘子我们一起加油~", "target": "好吧。。呜呜==!!" }, { "source": "好吧。。呜呜==!!", "target": "娘子我今天有点小压抑啊" }, { "source": "娘子我今天有点小压抑啊", "target": "你也是啊~" }, { "source": "怕什么偶一直都在呢", "target": "你在好,要你不在了,怎么办呢?" }, { "source": "你在好,要你不在了,怎么办呢?", "target": "因为你是北科滴呀!" }, { "source": "你这是要去哪里啊", "target": "逛公园" }, { "source": "逛公园", "target": "你好幸胡你好闲!" }, { "source": "你好幸胡你好闲!", "target": "宝贝,你不去工地吗" }, { "source": "吃饭吃到一半肚子疼", "target": "胃不舒服吧,暖暖胃。" }, { "source": "什么时候打呀?我努力努力鼓起勇气。", "target": "我们一起去,就五一左右,好吧" }, { "source": "我们一起去,就五一左右,好吧", "target": "好的。到时候打电话。" }, { "source": "好的。到时候打电话。", "target": "必须的么,五一你拉串可呀" }, { "source": "必须的么,五一你拉串可呀", "target": "就在家里了。" }, { "source": "发大财", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "呼呼好开心", "target": "怎么可以这样" }, { "source": "美人儿", "target": "啦啦" }, { "source": "看到我真诚的小眼神了么", "target": "看到了" }, { "source": "看到了", "target": "所以我有吃的了吗" }, { "source": "所以我有吃的了吗", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "帮不了你什么只能转发了很希望你这件事能得到好好的解决", "target": "谢谢,我也在努力" }, { "source": "普及一下,即使剩下了也不会浪费,食堂和饭店剩下的泔水会有人收,都是拉去养猪场喂猪的。", "target": "这样的猪肉不好吃" }, { "source": "加拿大鹅在加拿大是不是便宜很多?哈哈哈", "target": "是很多" }, { "source": "为什么要看钓鱼", "target": "额,就刚好一堆人在那里钓鱼" }, { "source": "你在哪我要带你吃火锅了", "target": "打包带到北京去" }, { "source": "打包带到北京去", "target": "感谢大老远的来捞我张碧晨可能不爱吃了一口别给她买吃的了" }, { "source": "感谢大老远的来捞我张碧晨可能不爱吃了一口别给她买吃的了", "target": "一点都不想捞你" }, { "source": "你买双椰子试试", "target": "其实如果缺了她我会觉得我生活失去了乐趣" }, { "source": "又一个毒奶粉中毒的孩子。", "target": "你在说自己?…" }, { "source": "你在说自己?…", "target": "毒奶粉知道是啥?" }, { "source": "毒奶粉知道是啥?", "target": "你知道就就行" }, { "source": "你知道就就行", "target": "我知道的不知道是不是和你知道的一样阿。" }, { "source": "我知道的不知道是不是和你知道的一样阿。", "target": "我不用知道你知道的因为我不知道你知道的知道我不知道任何知道" }, { "source": "我不用知道你知道的因为我不知道你知道的知道我不知道任何知道", "target": "求断句。" }, { "source": "求断句。", "target": "好,我知道了" }, { "source": "缺友善,可以任意福换", "target": "我有友善可换富强?" }, { "source": "不哭不哭,是不是都不敢相信自己这么大了", "target": "以后可以去网吧酒吧舞会了!" }, { "source": "美极了!我家宝贝现在戴太大了,直接罩住脸", "target": "我按照图解钩的,大宝带有点小,小宝带有点大。。。准备重新钩二个" }, { "source": "后天就回家了", "target": "看来你很想回来呀" }, { "source": "看来你很想回来呀", "target": "而且没什么玩的,除了买买买还是买买买~我也没那么喜欢韩食" }, { "source": "你干嘛每天都带着你这个帽子", "target": "因为家里就一只帽子了!" }, { "source": "狗奴招人烦不是没有道理的", "target": "你招人烦也不是没有道理的" }, { "source": "亲爱的,你大学比高中还拼命么?", "target": "低调" }, { "source": "突然觉得你长得有点像李侑菲诶,不过人家美多了", "target": "我都不认识" }, { "source": "眼睛为啥还有特效", "target": "哪有特效" }, { "source": "马上就来了,跟你去迪士尼", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "好啊", "target": "挑个周一到周五的时间,周末人多" }, { "source": "不单单是女生,只要是朋友的照片,自己觉得不错,不管男生女生都会存,在某个随意翻看相册的时候会看到,可能会当做以后聊天的话题", "target": "认识一个月的,也是你所谓的这种朋友吗" }, { "source": "认识一个月的,也是你所谓的这种朋友吗", "target": "那就不是了" }, { "source": "恭喜呀眼睛一定要像妈妈", "target": "可是抓住重点了" }, { "source": "这么一两句说不清楚,你明天什么时候比较闲给你打电话。", "target": "明天我和我宿舍的人说好去游泳现在这样我不知道什么时候有时间" }, { "source": "明天我和我宿舍的人说好去游泳现在这样我不知道什么时候有时间", "target": "明白了,那明天再联系,现在手机快没电了,早点儿睡吧你,虽然我还是睡不着~" }, { "source": "做什么美梦了", "target": "也不晓得。。翻个身掉下去了" }, { "source": "也不晓得。。翻个身掉下去了", "target": "睡觉不怎么老实" }, { "source": "反正我已经不爱你了..", "target": "反对!" }, { "source": "反对!", "target": "那你爱我吗?" }, { "source": "喜欢活好的,还是长得帅的", "target": "我可以要器大的吗?" }, { "source": "那你求求我", "target": "求求你我的宝宝哈哈哈" }, { "source": "求求你我的宝宝哈哈哈", "target": "那好的我勉强忍住" }, { "source": "那好的我勉强忍住", "target": "坏蛋居然还威胁我" }, { "source": "好想吃小笼包啊啊啊啊", "target": "没有卖吗…那自己动手" }, { "source": "不早约了", "target": "对哦!都是我太好约的人太多一时记不起了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "对哦!都是我太好约的人太多一时记不起了哈哈哈", "target": "不约" }, { "source": "我要去路考了~", "target": "预祝顺利通过!" }, { "source": "我咋还不升成4", "target": "可能钱没充够" }, { "source": "可能钱没充够", "target": "我都是几个月几个月的充的" }, { "source": "所以这就是你在德克士吃脏脏包的原因?", "target": "哈哈哈被你发现了" }, { "source": "烤箱我家有啊,你忘了啊", "target": "我就问你,拆封了吗" }, { "source": "我就问你,拆封了吗", "target": "拆了,但是没用" }, { "source": "去看海吗", "target": "不单单。最初目的不是大连,是感受在船上的漂泊。" }, { "source": "不单单。最初目的不是大连,是感受在船上的漂泊。", "target": "晕船不" }, { "source": "继续睡", "target": "一闭眼睡到8点~上班差点迟到" }, { "source": "一闭眼睡到8点~上班差点迟到", "target": "呃呃呃,闹钟呢" }, { "source": "这个包也太大了", "target": "其实是三个,长到一起了" }, { "source": "重阳节,过阴历", "target": "重阳节" }, { "source": "老夫只一眼就看出,小姑娘你中毒了啊", "target": "救窝" }, { "source": "救窝", "target": "我估摸也被传染了,没法儿啊" }, { "source": "我是不是该骗你几个钱,让你成长成长。", "target": "2块以下随便骗,我可以上当100次" }, { "source": "你在受到精神折磨么", "target": "天天对着书你猜呢" }, { "source": "这眉毛绝了~", "target": "鼻影加灯光打的阴影!我的眉毛不是这样的" }, { "source": "请问3d效果如何?怕今晚买不到3d的票了呜呜呜", "target": "我觉得不会买不到?!因为场次真心挺多的!" }, { "source": "春风十里不如你", "target": "不问归期" }, { "source": "吃你个大西瓜称称多重", "target": "忽然提这么惨痛的话题干嘛" }, { "source": "忽然提这么惨痛的话题干嘛", "target": "帮助你认清现实" }, { "source": "帮助你认清现实", "target": "哼!不听" }, { "source": "去上海了啊,今天面试么", "target": "恩,是的" }, { "source": "胡辣汤是河南吃食", "target": "河南陕西都有的。。" }, { "source": "河南陕西都有的。。", "target": "陕西的糊辣汤是逃难的河南人带过去的,也有陕西人吃,但陕西人从来不把那东西当陕西吃食,就跟有一部分陕西人也说河南话一个道理" }, { "source": "四个刺客争着打野玩什么玩", "target": "不如我们6分吧" }, { "source": "不如我们6分吧", "target": "心真很累一局赢一局输" }, { "source": "我请假了三天平均工时10小时你们这不行加班不够啊", "target": "那你平时几点下班啊" }, { "source": "破罐子破摔了这是", "target": "怎么说话呢" }, { "source": "你总喜欢去这些文艺小店", "target": "真的很喜欢文艺风" }, { "source": "真的很喜欢文艺风", "target": "你就文艺以后教我拍文艺的" }, { "source": "怎样才能知道那个男生有没有女朋友?", "target": "自己去问,或者通过朋友了解" }, { "source": "你要走路过去石门峰叫她起来重唱", "target": "走路太远了我上次走的累死了还是坐地铁吧" }, { "source": "哥哥加油!到时候还想去你们学校看樱花呢", "target": "好的!" }, { "source": "为什么不绝育?", "target": "抓不到,抓到我都给她做了" }, { "source": "抓不到,抓到我都给她做了", "target": "你家花园很大吗?他们平时吃什么?" }, { "source": "你家花园很大吗?他们平时吃什么?", "target": "鱼。煎鱼。还有煮汤的骨头。反正就是剩饭。" }, { "source": "感觉需要mark一下", "target": "mark啥行程?" }, { "source": "mark啥行程?", "target": "恩,攻略" }, { "source": "恩,攻略", "target": "蚂蜂窝网上有一些攻略可以参考下" }, { "source": "蚂蜂窝网上有一些攻略可以参考下", "target": "马蜂窝的是不错" }, { "source": "巧克力别吃", "target": "嗯嗯这个我知道巧克力洋葱" }, { "source": "我们朋友也是明天生...明天是个好日子啊", "target": "嘿嘿上课的孩子" }, { "source": "嘿嘿上课的孩子", "target": ".....我还在寝室" }, { "source": "吃个饭前男友都能跟邻桌的打起来,用他们的话就是比一下", "target": "具体是哪个前男友" }, { "source": "具体是哪个前男友", "target": "前男友,当然是躺下的别起来了最好" }, { "source": "不用去惊动语文老师呐,我怕她心理承受能力差,等下又要换老师了", "target": "如果成功了。你就是再为班级做贡献。。你放心。你去了之后。组织不会忘了你的" }, { "source": "如果成功了。你就是再为班级做贡献。。你放心。你去了之后。组织不会忘了你的", "target": "那检讨书就由你代劳了" }, { "source": "来做脏辫了解一下", "target": "可不敢瞎做…" }, { "source": "可不敢瞎做…", "target": "那是啥?" }, { "source": "唱歌的你最迷人啦", "target": "坐好板凳等你" }, { "source": "见自己爸妈都难有嘛事找西娃", "target": "你想多了" }, { "source": "又带着代老师一起出去浪", "target": "难道带别人不成" }, { "source": "难道带别人不成", "target": "带我,带我" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "闭上眼睛" }, { "source": "为什么还会有听歌听出优越感的童鞋??!!", "target": "合着你这么说听民谣就是为了优越感" }, { "source": "上一年我买了个有精华的廋腿的东西,寄过来也是直接冻成冰了不过卖家很好帮我重新换了一个用了恒温的东西包着,还好没放弃,多亏了它才让我腿细下来的,这种可以记得下次让卖家用恒温的给你包", "target": "我想试试这个方法,哈哈" }, { "source": "早饭一定要吃", "target": "马上起来吃" }, { "source": "我没吃过泡馍", "target": "泡馍是精髓啊一定要试试" }, { "source": "你的肚子又要更大了", "target": "放心赢不了你的" }, { "source": "放心赢不了你的", "target": "呵呵你分分钟完胜我" }, { "source": "呵呵你分分钟完胜我", "target": "你太看得起我了" }, { "source": "你太看得起我了", "target": "考的怎么样" }, { "source": "你星期六还是星期天来啊?", "target": "其实我也不知道,都有可能哦,莫非你们有考试?" }, { "source": "其实我也不知道,都有可能哦,莫非你们有考试?", "target": "我们星期六考试的,星期天有讲座,不过你可以周六下午过来玩丫" }, { "source": "毛真卷了!", "target": "本来就是卷的。" }, { "source": "我认为的世外桃源人们的生活应该是悠闲的", "target": "悠闲惬意" }, { "source": "这姑娘我每次去吃饭都能看到她。", "target": "哈哈哈她就暑假班多一点" }, { "source": "哈哈哈她就暑假班多一点", "target": "学生啊" }, { "source": "首都拉你净化空气。。", "target": "的确如此" }, { "source": "雾化一下用瓶子接回来", "target": "这个不好办!" }, { "source": "下次听课吃饭聊天一起补上哦", "target": "好。" }, { "source": "好。", "target": "我到了。嘻嘻。" }, { "source": "我到了。嘻嘻。", "target": "也许寒假去南宁。" }, { "source": "也许寒假去南宁。", "target": "最好的最近吧。半个月之后我不知道会在哪哦。" }, { "source": "最好的最近吧。半个月之后我不知道会在哪哦。", "target": "不用管我的。" }, { "source": "娘娘息怒!", "target": "哀家这样爆粗口,是不是吓倒你了?~" }, { "source": "哀家这样爆粗口,是不是吓倒你了?~", "target": "习以为常了。你比二姐脾气好多了。" }, { "source": "习以为常了。你比二姐脾气好多了。", "target": "哈哈~这个事你真不能怨二姐~" }, { "source": "⊙∀⊙有什么梗吗,怎么感觉你有一丝娇羞是怎么肥四", "target": "蹂躏我吧,请尽情吩咐" }, { "source": "剪头发了啊", "target": "嗯……嘿嘿" }, { "source": "花花我想买风衣怕太大16397可以穿吗", "target": "可以哦" }, { "source": "祝阿姨生日快乐生活幸福美满", "target": "谢谢,肯定美满的" }, { "source": "最近小情绪很多啊", "target": "最近事多不顺心" }, { "source": "骗纸。我才15你大我5岁能大到哪里去!你是在变相地说我老么〜?", "target": "你才15?????" }, { "source": "你才15?????", "target": "你不会连这个都忘了吧。。。" }, { "source": "又一周末来到,周末快乐", "target": "谢谢您,周末愉快!" }, { "source": "谢谢您,周末愉快!", "target": "你周末愉快出游!我却周末愉快上班。" }, { "source": "你周末愉快出游!我却周末愉快上班。", "target": "我也休息不了。" }, { "source": "长命百岁!", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "什么时候到英国啊", "target": "刚到刚住进宿舍" }, { "source": "耽误了别人能在图书馆的五个钟", "target": "都很少人,位置多的很" }, { "source": "哎呀,欣赏高雅艺术啦?", "target": "体会一下除了二人转之外的艺术" }, { "source": "原来男朋友在广州难怪你整天在广州", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "看不懂那个男人是在拿锅撒气吗?那样用力的去甩锅不怕里面的汤造成2次伤害吗?", "target": "你没看出你阅读理解错了吗?" }, { "source": "你没看出你阅读理解错了吗?", "target": "他说的不是服务员" }, { "source": "唐卡的口译课", "target": "整天只知道唐卡,K驴猫" }, { "source": "整天只知道唐卡,K驴猫", "target": "那你教我说别的啊" }, { "source": "我以为你要唱:我的心在等待永远在等待哎哎~", "target": "哈哈哈哈,我说唱她的哪里不太对呢。" }, { "source": "嘻嘻认识你很棒!!!", "target": "嘻嘻认识你也很棒!!!" }, { "source": "刚听了一首钢琴曲…心情有点沉重", "target": "文艺青年" }, { "source": "文艺青年", "target": "伪文艺青年" }, { "source": "赞一个。。", "target": "师傅你是赞我人好么!!" }, { "source": "师傅你是赞我人好么!!", "target": "当然是的咯,好人一枚" }, { "source": "点点滴滴甜如蜜呀!", "target": "哈哈,自娱自乐呢" }, { "source": "你走了?谁来守护体校那些肌肉小哥哥", "target": "伱の笑容、由丽娟守护" }, { "source": "出差去天津了?", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "蔓越莓?", "target": "不是呢,不是水果,是花瓣的质感,空心" }, { "source": "旅游么少年", "target": "泼出去的水啊" }, { "source": "泼出去的水啊", "target": "嫁出去的你?" }, { "source": "约一下一起?", "target": "你用谁" }, { "source": "晚安好梦", "target": "恩恩晚安。" }, { "source": "昨天去听了蔡英俊老师的课感觉他人很好的样子", "target": "呵呵,有眼线和我说了。好多人。他很帅啊〜" }, { "source": "呵呵,有眼线和我说了。好多人。他很帅啊〜", "target": "哈哈是啊很帅的老爷爷" }, { "source": "哈哈是啊很帅的老爷爷", "target": "还是长发啊。" }, { "source": "还是长发啊。", "target": "有点长不算很长蔡老师的课要求会比较严格吗?" }, { "source": "我有一种强烈的预感,可能我这辈子都不会碰到喜欢的人了。", "target": "别把话说的太快,人生有太多变数是你不可预料的" }, { "source": "美好", "target": "还是羡慕好友养的花!" }, { "source": "睡前一阅晚安", "target": "晚安~" }, { "source": "我都饭堂吞饭和煮白面阿~~", "target": "健康。。。我这几天吃的像猪一样" }, { "source": "健康。。。我这几天吃的像猪一样", "target": "为了体能测试,今晚开始了第一天不食晚餐~饿啊" }, { "source": "为了体能测试,今晚开始了第一天不食晚餐~饿啊", "target": "什么都不吃吗??" }, { "source": "什么都不吃吗??", "target": "下午的时候两根香蕉,昨晚还做梦临睡前破戒吃了饼干…" }, { "source": "下午的时候两根香蕉,昨晚还做梦临睡前破戒吃了饼干…", "target": "可是体能测试体重轻的话分数是少的呀" }, { "source": "别找端盘子的工作了,是时候该历练一下了。", "target": "我倒是想历练啊!可是现在连个平台都木有啊!" }, { "source": "明天来单挑撒", "target": "你千万不要来张我3条短信不回" }, { "source": "经典是什么就是你的玉蹄", "target": "我的手又成蹄了" }, { "source": "我的手又成蹄了", "target": "这会是玉蹄喔" }, { "source": "这会是玉蹄喔", "target": "普通猪和上等猪的区别吗" }, { "source": "大好河山看来还是白天爬比较霸气~", "target": "云海不错" }, { "source": "我能问下,我看到的是董卓和黄诗盈吗?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "我也知道这样不好,可自己就这样,朋友多是好事。还是我比较专一,你太花心了。", "target": "不是我花心我只是不喜欢我的朋友老是因为一些小事跟我吵架而且一吵就是很长时间的那种我还讨厌我跟你说话的时候你爱理不理呢样子我会很烦其实很长时间我都想跟你好好谈谈" }, { "source": "不是我花心我只是不喜欢我的朋友老是因为一些小事跟我吵架而且一吵就是很长时间的那种我还讨厌我跟你说话的时候你爱理不理呢样子我会很烦其实很长时间我都想跟你好好谈谈", "target": "我没有爱理不理,我回答你了啊。么我不可能时哈我都很高兴,我也有心情不好的时候,就象有时候,我跟你说话,你也会啊,也是爱理不理那种。" }, { "source": "我没有爱理不理,我回答你了啊。么我不可能时哈我都很高兴,我也有心情不好的时候,就象有时候,我跟你说话,你也会啊,也是爱理不理那种。", "target": "我也会但是你那种为一小点事情就生气一哈一哈你又高兴啦一哈一哈你又生气了也认不得你在想喃" }, { "source": "低级玩技法.中级玩设计.高级玩审美.懂了就什么都懂.不懂讲究再多也就是个棒槌而已", "target": "只是觉得设计上用到的那些理论知识,画画上也都学过,可能方式变了一些" }, { "source": "党课考试不是很简单嘛", "target": "我也想说会不会蒙上都有一定几率" }, { "source": "该咋回复你泥?!有点纠结!发挥奥林匹克精神吧:祝贺哈!", "target": "我也发挥奥林匹克精神“友谊第一比赛第二”" }, { "source": "我也发挥奥林匹克精神“友谊第一比赛第二”", "target": "我准备武士道对付你!" }, { "source": "我准备武士道对付你!", "target": "十八般武艺随你挑" }, { "source": "现在就放假了", "target": "这么早呀真好那你回东阳了" }, { "source": "这么早呀真好那你回东阳了", "target": "明天回" }, { "source": "明天回", "target": "放那么早也不出来玩咯" }, { "source": "放那么早也不出来玩咯", "target": "一直在玩啊" }, { "source": "一直在玩啊", "target": "去哪里玩啦" }, { "source": "去哪里玩啦", "target": "随便玩随便逛" }, { "source": "随便玩随便逛", "target": "下次记得带上我" }, { "source": "下次记得带上我", "target": "好的呀" }, { "source": "好的呀", "target": "去东阳玩" }, { "source": "婚纱约吗", "target": "明天吗" }, { "source": "明天吗", "target": "7月再去基地?" }, { "source": "7月再去基地?", "target": "买到婚纱了吗" }, { "source": "约好喜欢猫咪。从你那里偷了很多图哦", "target": "还我" }, { "source": "还我", "target": "不还我可以回送" }, { "source": "我雪这身材真是棒棒的", "target": "谢谢宝宝啦" }, { "source": "谢谢宝宝啦", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "水什么的是真心喝不下去了。怎么今天人更少了。", "target": "看演出" }, { "source": "你也养狗啦", "target": "没有噢…是朋友的…我婆婆想养说拿来玩玩感觉下…因为她很怕狗的…但平时在家没事所以想养个……" }, { "source": "没有噢…是朋友的…我婆婆想养说拿来玩玩感觉下…因为她很怕狗的…但平时在家没事所以想养个……", "target": "那你快生个娃给她带'她就不无聊了" }, { "source": "赚钱赚钱赚钱赚钱赚钱赚钱", "target": "共勉" }, { "source": "换了圣衣神话的铁脚还有冥衣配色", "target": "漂亮" }, { "source": "生日快乐呀!你最可爱", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈那也开心!!!!" }, { "source": "互赞吖", "target": "点啦" }, { "source": "我准备把那个给咱妈了,从百度那拿了个4s玩,你可以帮我越狱。。。", "target": "我去。。。4s啊,随便拿着玩啊,幸好你给咱妈了,我这个已经成砖头了" }, { "source": "喜欢翰的声音很温柔希望以后的戏里都不要配音肉串很不错最近我也要整一次", "target": "我也喜欢翰的声音" }, { "source": "老师点名了,", "target": "真的假的" }, { "source": "岁月是把杀猪刀,宰了你也宰了很多人", "target": "也包括你吗?老男孩。" }, { "source": "也包括你吗?老男孩。", "target": "你是在用肺跟我说话吗?" }, { "source": "你是在用肺跟我说话吗?", "target": "哇,这都被你知道了。" }, { "source": "哇,这都被你知道了。", "target": "其实我真的不想说那两个字" }, { "source": "其实我真的不想说那两个字", "target": "什么台词啊。" }, { "source": "买了新手机啦?!", "target": "前后两千万照亮你的美来拍" }, { "source": "前后两千万照亮你的美来拍", "target": "约约约……酒肉巷子好吃嘛?" }, { "source": "约约约……酒肉巷子好吃嘛?", "target": "肉好吃昨天去吃的时候已经很饿了所以感觉更好吃了" }, { "source": "肉好吃昨天去吃的时候已经很饿了所以感觉更好吃了", "target": "我昨天路过的时候就在想!这家店好不好吃!" }, { "source": "家里怎么噌的那么厉害?", "target": "他滑了一下,蹭在自己的玩具车上" }, { "source": "婚礼飞纱?我看你也快了赶紧攒份子钱", "target": "希望你不会让我失望" }, { "source": "希望你不会让我失望", "target": "瞧不起谁" }, { "source": "魔王", "target": "还是不是小伙伴,还可以不可以愉快的聊天" }, { "source": "有没有西安的,到时候约一下喽,我坐高铁过去,路痴~我怕晚了,", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "公园对过得那个多少次了,木有木有木有", "target": "万一明天有了呢!!" }, { "source": "你在南一工???", "target": "在啊,你也在?" }, { "source": "另外,人越往上走格局就越大。格局大的人,思想境界也是不一样的吧。", "target": "一大早看到这个,你怎么了," }, { "source": "您的地界儿请注意您的妆容", "target": "妆容是什么可以吃吗?" }, { "source": "妆容是什么可以吃吗?", "target": "如此,注定我们要爱一辈子" }, { "source": "谁明浪子心", "target": "你在耍手机,你不回我,干的漂亮" }, { "source": "你在耍手机,你不回我,干的漂亮", "target": "我刚拿到" }, { "source": "我刚拿到", "target": "好巧哦" }, { "source": "觉悟特别高不错", "target": "考得怎么样啊偶像" }, { "source": "考得怎么样啊偶像", "target": "嗯还行都过了" }, { "source": "又要下雨了?", "target": "是啊刚打扫完" }, { "source": "是啊刚打扫完", "target": "我在想,大厨的家里一定非常干净,有这么勤快的人呢" }, { "source": "我在想,大厨的家里一定非常干净,有这么勤快的人呢", "target": "雨飘到阳台树叶雨水混在一起" }, { "source": "心情不好么?", "target": "也没" }, { "source": "每个人都是一只眼睛大,一只眼睛小好吧!手,脚,也是。有常识点好吗?", "target": "你也是一大一小,但我不是" }, { "source": "你也是一大一小,但我不是", "target": "客观的讲是有些人明显有些人不明显而已。" }, { "source": "客观的讲是有些人明显有些人不明显而已。", "target": "一大一小看别人,当然也是一大一小,哈哈,不说了!" }, { "source": "一大一小看别人,当然也是一大一小,哈哈,不说了!", "target": "很抱歉让您失望了,我属于不明显也就是你说的不是一大一小。常识有脑子的人都知道。走好不送。" }, { "source": "大锤~~~傻傻分不清", "target": "已经过了追星的年龄,但是咱俩却在小鲜肉的道路上一去不复返了" }, { "source": "帅脸挡住哼差评", "target": "尝试一下" }, { "source": "知足吧,我的女神在代言无痛人流……", "target": "好悲伤" }, { "source": "不知道我的秘书还记不记得好久不见的我的……唉…可能真的忘记咯…………", "target": "我怎么能忘记我的老板吖只是不敢打扰你吖" }, { "source": "不是说好要做对方的南瓜饼吗【?】【一定是饿了", "target": "我们可是说好了要做彼此的鸡腿啊" }, { "source": "地瓜地瓜地瓜女票", "target": "后面两个字表达什么呢" }, { "source": "后面两个字表达什么呢", "target": "求介绍" }, { "source": "求介绍", "target": "弄啥咧,我自己都还没有哎,大哥" }, { "source": "我的602坏了客服说没得换了", "target": "是的,没货了吧" }, { "source": "饿死", "target": "好了你醉了回家碎叫去吧" }, { "source": "好了你醉了回家碎叫去吧", "target": "我还没醉、看得到星星月亮" }, { "source": "我还没醉、看得到星星月亮", "target": "一个星星和好多个月亮吧?" }, { "source": "一个星星和好多个月亮吧?", "target": "月亮只有一个、星星满天飞" }, { "source": "嗷嗷!爱死天桦了", "target": "哈哈哈哈~~她理科很强脑子超好使的!~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈~~她理科很强脑子超好使的!~", "target": "理科生都是神一般的存在" }, { "source": "中我茶蛋的毒了?安利了解一波?", "target": "你他么安利少了?!我是被李东海洗脑了" }, { "source": "想无理取闹", "target": "在一起的时候男朋友太太太太太太粘人然而分手之后又觉得其实被粘着也没啥不好.............." }, { "source": "是时候买辆来兜兜了", "target": "鱼总赞助点???" }, { "source": "鱼总赞助点???", "target": "十块!不能再多了!" }, { "source": "十块!不能再多了!", "target": "那我回头买一辆玩具电动车" }, { "source": "那我回头买一辆玩具电动车", "target": "到时候给开开" }, { "source": "讽刺而已。只有自尊心及其脆弱的人才把电影当现实。李小龙?打三个一般人就到极限了。", "target": "你还是不了解搏击。一般散打练家子可以打五六个,甚至更多普通人。" }, { "source": "你还是不了解搏击。一般散打练家子可以打五六个,甚至更多普通人。", "target": "散打不是传统武术。确实可以对付五六个。" }, { "source": "老板都不在了你还难熬?", "target": "走也不是不走也不是" }, { "source": "红色小内内,哇哦,一定很好看的样子", "target": "猫嫂。合适嘛。。。" }, { "source": "猫嫂。合适嘛。。。", "target": "没啥不合适的哇。都几十岁的人了" }, { "source": "你是哪个省啊", "target": "湖北" }, { "source": "这么努力的你,身体产生了多少变化了?", "target": "元旦发对比照片给你看。现在还不行" }, { "source": "元旦发对比照片给你看。现在还不行", "target": "我也要看·" }, { "source": "我也要看·", "target": "好,反正这辈子瘦不到你那样了" }, { "source": "我手机壁纸聊天背景的支柱", "target": "我会骄傲的" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,这照片好亲切啊。我在家。下雨的日子很冷。不过你爱的下雪天快来了。", "target": "下雨了?木有啊" }, { "source": "下雨了?木有啊", "target": "今天下了啊。我们难道在不同星球?" }, { "source": "为什么我看的三张空白", "target": "排版好看啊傻锤" }, { "source": "排版好看啊傻锤", "target": "你个傻锤,不好用一张图?" }, { "source": "好美哦!一直就发现你是那种特别清纯!特别干净那种女孩!好喜欢你!好美得", "target": "那就继续支持噢" }, { "source": "那就继续支持噢", "target": "是的?" }, { "source": "粑粑你天天这么吃不会月半吗", "target": "她只做不吃" }, { "source": "看热闹不嫌事大是不...让她给你也噶个", "target": "我想在额头上再加一只眼睛...等会咨询一下她...看着手术她能做不" }, { "source": "好爱你哟", "target": "爱我?" }, { "source": "好多天猫买的书书角都破了,哎,", "target": "快递太不用心了" }, { "source": "这本书具体怎么样,我也想看", "target": "可以一看,不费脑子,也没有那么肤浅" }, { "source": "你什么时候开始实习的!", "target": "昨天" }, { "source": "昨天", "target": "好得我也想去实习了" }, { "source": "爷爷一路走好!我们会代替你陪你的孙女一起成长的!请放心!", "target": "谢谢你" }, { "source": "谢谢你", "target": "节哀。。。坚强!" }, { "source": "鹿晗和晓彤在一块,陈翔哭了……", "target": "这一波很强势" }, { "source": "快乐不快乐,快乐后不再快乐。。。哒哒哒,这是什么歌来着?", "target": "呃,貌似没听过" }, { "source": "夕阳红吗", "target": "我什么时候听夕阳红了" }, { "source": "天儿真好小帽儿挺好看", "target": "这帽子好多年了,一直爱不释手" }, { "source": "这帽子好多年了,一直爱不释手", "target": "我也有一顶很多年的帽子而且才二十块钱" }, { "source": "我讨厌听到好消息,意味着我要拿人情", "target": "你真坏那!" }, { "source": "你们回去居然没叫我", "target": "妈妈说叫你干嘛" }, { "source": "你们班速度很快啊", "target": "我是拖后腿了" }, { "source": "山大竟然和我一个地方饼干生日快乐,你说的都对,永远美少女", "target": "生日快乐,亲爱的" }, { "source": "一不小心发现点什么了", "target": "什么" }, { "source": "不知道是听筒还是话筒有毛病听不清说不清", "target": "不知道是闹铃不响还是我睡的太死,永远起不来" }, { "source": "我明天去鼓浪屿玩哦", "target": "热死你" }, { "source": "热死你", "target": "可以去玩水啊。。。" }, { "source": "张蓝心身材真的很好!然而总是给人一种man感,而且是古板的man,即使她经常穿裙子!五官也不差啊!换个发型吧,五官是属于比较英气的,但是做的发型经常都是线条很硬!发型师要换了,加点蓬松感或者留长发会更好的!", "target": "这头发是真不好看!" }, { "source": "开头的出场打招呼有点太花哨了,等你打好招呼了比赛都结束了", "target": "这就告诉我们,理想很丰满,现实很骨感~" }, { "source": "我投孙腥和孙翔各一票", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "加油加油!!!!?应该带个相机", "target": "哈哈,我把我好朋友的单反打劫了,照了好多照片!!" }, { "source": "哈哈,我把我好朋友的单反打劫了,照了好多照片!!", "target": "突然想起来,你说我们一起看这个电影,结果你先看咯。。5555那谁陪我看啊?" }, { "source": "突然想起来,你说我们一起看这个电影,结果你先看咯。。5555那谁陪我看啊?", "target": "哈哈,没关系!!我还要看很多遍" }, { "source": "哈哈,没关系!!我还要看很多遍", "target": "但是第一次啊。。" }, { "source": "今天上课时,往西边看就发现是粉色的特别好看,当时还告诉我同桌让她也看,特别好看", "target": "也是好久没见过这样自然界奇景了" }, { "source": "晚安、亲。我也要睡了。你明天一路平安。", "target": "喔啦,明天要鸡血满满,你们好好玩" }, { "source": "如果他可以学校承担收上来假钱的所有赔偿那就不写。别拿着冠冕堂皇的理由在这找茬。铅笔写的可以搽下去。这家长就是没事找事干", "target": "法盲,看你也是没事撑得" }, { "source": "法盲,看你也是没事撑得", "target": "我看你是吃多的撑的" }, { "source": "缺少尖下巴", "target": "我再瘦点吧" }, { "source": "我来应聘电梯搬运工!!!", "target": "那是干嘛的?" }, { "source": "加油,希望你早日实现!", "target": "我会的!名字我都想好了!就叫!东角咖啡!" }, { "source": "唉唉唉,最近失眠啊~我要回家", "target": "不怕不怕……明天考完试就可以回来啦" }, { "source": "不怕不怕……明天考完试就可以回来啦", "target": "干巴爹!" }, { "source": "音痴的节奏感都这么强吗!", "target": "是滴!" }, { "source": "我已经特马吃了十天外卖了,感觉要得痔疮的节奏", "target": "我最近长胖了的节奏。火锅烤肉太多了" }, { "source": "我最近长胖了的节奏。火锅烤肉太多了", "target": "最近天开始冷,又忙,我也吃多好多垃圾食品,北方就是不好" }, { "source": "最近天开始冷,又忙,我也吃多好多垃圾食品,北方就是不好", "target": "哈哈。周末好好吃玉米粥" }, { "source": "你这个葡萄确实有点大。", "target": "难道是我表达错了,都说是葡萄。" }, { "source": "你做了什么", "target": "弯腰放个水瓶脚一滑跌地下了" }, { "source": "弯腰放个水瓶脚一滑跌地下了", "target": "你真可以,已经达到无人能及的地步了" }, { "source": "再见了啊啊啊。。", "target": "以后回来找我嘛。没事。" }, { "source": "居然给卷漏了介条,不能放过最后的机会", "target": "说不定你就中了" }, { "source": "好幸福", "target": "你也很幸福啊" }, { "source": "你也很幸福啊", "target": "谢谢祝福啦" }, { "source": "岁月是刀他变成了……猪", "target": "以前好帅,现在像个鬼" }, { "source": "超喜欢凤囚凰,为了看凤囚凰还特地像学长要了爱奇艺VIP", "target": "哇哦" }, { "source": "小目标还挺多的", "target": "主要是自身水平不行" }, { "source": "主要是自身水平不行", "target": "有目标就行" }, { "source": "你在哪", "target": "家里哦,出来请我喝奶茶为,然后等下可以看比赛了" }, { "source": "你回了?", "target": "嗯,家里有点事情,回了老家一趟" }, { "source": "我也好闲。。", "target": "让八特带你玩阿,蛟河它不混的比你好" }, { "source": "让八特带你玩阿,蛟河它不混的比你好", "target": "老了,不行了" }, { "source": "老了,不行了", "target": "八特冲谁一嗷唠你就上!" }, { "source": "为什么大棚温度那么高,肉肉可以颜色这么好", "target": "温差大~" }, { "source": "温差大~", "target": "大温差,是不是还不能浇水啊" }, { "source": "大温差,是不是还不能浇水啊", "target": "要浇,少浇,土颗粒多点" }, { "source": "要浇,少浇,土颗粒多点", "target": "但是少浇的话,叶子又会有点干,只能说你们高手太厉害了" }, { "source": "但是少浇的话,叶子又会有点干,只能说你们高手太厉害了", "target": "确实各方面要保持协调" }, { "source": "谁悄悄出现谁转眼不见时间会证明我永远不变的爱", "target": "谁悄悄出现谁转眼不见时间会证明我永远不变的爱8" }, { "source": "一米六的我可能需要旁边两位大姐姐架着坐上这个高凳", "target": "那155的我可能要旁边两位大姐姐举着了" }, { "source": "果然冰冰还是那么的美丽啊", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "快五一放假了算吗", "target": "必须算" }, { "source": "坐火车去哪啊?", "target": "西藏" }, { "source": "西藏", "target": "去了感觉怎么样?" }, { "source": "去了感觉怎么样?", "target": "还行,值得去" }, { "source": "看到葱花我就拒绝了", "target": "我喜欢南方那种葱大葱拒绝" }, { "source": "我喜欢南方那种葱大葱拒绝", "target": "我连香菜都拒绝" }, { "source": "我连香菜都拒绝", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "互赞互赞嘻嘻嘻", "target": "好啦!" }, { "source": "我眼里只有小王子", "target": "只有王子" }, { "source": "你都没看到人影子,好歹我们认识快20年了", "target": "请我吃饭啊,我在南山" }, { "source": "妹妹周日快乐柿子真的熟了", "target": "周末快乐,柿子已经熟透了,都快没了" }, { "source": "女神为什么你不会长胖好羡慕", "target": "因为吃完回家立马做了几十个仰卧起坐" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,蔡老师结婚我怎么就这么激动的", "target": ".......难道你也快了!?" }, { "source": ".......难道你也快了!?", "target": "没有相好,谁与我喜结连理" }, { "source": "谢谢笑聚", "target": "昨天找的是这个吧" }, { "source": "恩,暴走,累啊", "target": "哈哈哈!风和日丽哈" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!风和日丽哈", "target": "恩,挺给力的," }, { "source": "春节前三天的飘过~~呼呼", "target": "28号是么,一样诶哈哈哈" }, { "source": "28号是么,一样诶哈哈哈", "target": "27!大年三十不是大年三十一…" }, { "source": "27!大年三十不是大年三十一…", "target": "哈哈哈也就差一天没事没事" }, { "source": "现在在哪里上班了??", "target": "新牌坊,离家近" }, { "source": "新牌坊,离家近", "target": "是不是哦,是干啥子哦,那平时你都没有好多空馀时间了哦" }, { "source": "老湿、你去MUSE。不带我", "target": "你有家室,敢来?!" }, { "source": "你有家室,敢来?!", "target": "我哪里有家室?我光棍节还去了MUSE。" }, { "source": "我哪里有家室?我光棍节还去了MUSE。", "target": "你不是和一个叫乐先生?!" }, { "source": "你不是和一个叫乐先生?!", "target": "呵呵,分了。不想提这事了" }, { "source": "呵呵,分了。不想提这事了", "target": "乖,那你现在过来,我等你" }, { "source": "你这几天怎么了?失恋了?", "target": "没事,天气不好吧。。。" }, { "source": "你到底有没在上学啊~~~~", "target": "放学回家~" }, { "source": "放学回家~", "target": "~~~走读生~~羡慕~" }, { "source": "~~~走读生~~羡慕~", "target": "哪里…请假回家而已…" }, { "source": "哪里…请假回家而已…", "target": "请假不扣学分么~~" }, { "source": "请假不扣学分么~~", "target": "只是申请晚上回家啦~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈恺恺的英语演讲真的是很棒哒,打call", "target": "是很棒的" }, { "source": "去寻找吧,少女!", "target": "我觉得我在这个破噶啦地是找不到的" }, { "source": "我觉得我在这个破噶啦地是找不到的", "target": "说出你的条件,我帮你哈哈哈" }, { "source": "说出你的条件,我帮你哈哈哈", "target": "别的没有啥要求,就四个字,片寄凉太哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "希望3月能好过点", "target": "会的" }, { "source": "今天你生日?这么突然", "target": "生的突然了" }, { "source": "会养身的人儿", "target": "你也可以,味道很不错" }, { "source": "嘴眉毛眼睛都好好看。", "target": "不好看的地方没露出来" }, { "source": "快让我勾搭!", "target": "吴彩霞看这个名觉得她是什么样的人?" }, { "source": "吴彩霞看这个名觉得她是什么样的人?", "target": "就是我了啦" }, { "source": "一直在,高三汪高考之前最后刷一条", "target": "高考加油!" }, { "source": "如何喃", "target": "不服斗上个图撒" }, { "source": "不服斗上个图撒", "target": "我们要低调哈" }, { "source": "动感霹雳广场舞", "target": "潇洒" }, { "source": "通灵•毛小伞召唤术", "target": "你这人怎么样,人家不想来,你还招他来。是想大V都屏蔽他么。" }, { "source": "今天打车碰见的司机师傅和你很像哦", "target": "好像啊" }, { "source": "我一直都会卤肉饭啊,但是在你家就只有洗菜洗碗的份儿了", "target": "你!等!着!下次咱俩比鲁肉饭" }, { "source": "你!等!着!下次咱俩比鲁肉饭", "target": "不要,那勺子就没得吃啦" }, { "source": "不要,那勺子就没得吃啦", "target": "我当然会做两种啦她的那份肉可换成我早鲁好的豆冲碎啰" }, { "source": "我当然会做两种啦她的那份肉可换成我早鲁好的豆冲碎啰", "target": "不够费劲得,我不做,我就吃你做得" }, { "source": "活该?!!!谁叫我每次找你你都不理我!!", "target": "我错了!!" }, { "source": "你的生活好精致", "target": "恩,其实这是我给我们家火锅拍的照片用来做DM单嘞" }, { "source": "极限挑战什么时候播呀,想你们6个了", "target": "好像是拼多多广告太多了" }, { "source": "我肉都藏不住", "target": "那就甩了它" }, { "source": "那就甩了它", "target": "可以的哈哈哈" }, { "source": "明天开奖咯", "target": "总算换了一句了~" }, { "source": "水果女神是完美的,孩子。", "target": "你为什么不转发这条啦!和才是真正的你!!" }, { "source": "你为什么不转发这条啦!和才是真正的你!!", "target": "保留美好形象~~" }, { "source": "下雨天心情格外不好", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "照顾好自己,我可是感冒了,难受死了" }, { "source": "可以抱熊猫吗?", "target": "那个据说至少要捐赠2000大洋以上,并且提早预约才有机会。。。" }, { "source": "那个据说至少要捐赠2000大洋以上,并且提早预约才有机会。。。", "target": "2000大洋" }, { "source": "我在墨尔本,维州哪些酒最受国内喜欢?想发点回去。", "target": "哈哈哈,好的" }, { "source": "你头发这么短?", "target": "我又去剪了" }, { "source": "我姐竟然上热门了", "target": "真是你姐姐吗" }, { "source": "真是你姐姐吗", "target": "真的是" }, { "source": "从甜开始一直到禁欲系", "target": "我超喜欢他盐盐的脸" }, { "source": "打雷我家要拔网线拔各种线", "target": "额…还是没这么夸张哦,只要一打雷,闪电的,我家就停电,跳闸的,不用拔什么线了。" }, { "source": "甜甜圈好吃吗", "target": "好吃哦比我家这边之前那家好吃好多" }, { "source": "好吃哦比我家这边之前那家好吃好多", "target": "在哪里哦" }, { "source": "欸?豆瓣有年度的影单总结呢……但没有网易云的温度", "target": "以前是有个人的年度总结,每个用户这一年的读书量、观影量、评分最高的之类的…" }, { "source": "以前是有个人的年度总结,每个用户这一年的读书量、观影量、评分最高的之类的…", "target": "哈哈,豆瓣总有一种手握大把好资源但做不出来的尴尬" }, { "source": "不要拿着我的杰作摆拍", "target": "不要脸" }, { "source": "潮州话算不算方言呢?算是的吧,还有我比较喜欢太阳行不行呢", "target": "话说我也会说潮州话,鲁鸭是潮汕人噢!" }, { "source": "话说我也会说潮州话,鲁鸭是潮汕人噢!", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "我有友善", "target": "我能说昨天晚上就集好了么" }, { "source": "我能说昨天晚上就集好了么", "target": "呀呀呀,你怎么集攒齐的" }, { "source": "好羡慕我还没吃过这么贵的蛋黄酥", "target": "你还是别吃了三分钟就吃完了吃完更心疼" }, { "source": "敢不敢不化妆", "target": "踢你的球去其他俗事就不劳你费心了" }, { "source": "踢你的球去其他俗事就不劳你费心了", "target": "不化妆不出门?那我也化妆去了。" }, { "source": "不化妆不出门?那我也化妆去了。", "target": "来和我一起化妆老姐妹儿" }, { "source": "哇,买了蓝色的?", "target": "比较浅的蓝" }, { "source": "你去天天向上了?", "target": "嗯哪,现在回来了~" }, { "source": "过好自己的生活,不去在乎别人的看法就好", "target": "有时候有点不甘心。拼命工作,辛苦赚钱。还得别人看低" }, { "source": "有时候有点不甘心。拼命工作,辛苦赚钱。还得别人看低", "target": "自己过自己的生活,不必在意" }, { "source": "咋不看捉妖记2", "target": "因为没看过1" }, { "source": "因为没看过1", "target": "想看捉妖记2、唐人街探案2、女儿国。不知道哪个好看" }, { "source": "想看捉妖记2、唐人街探案2、女儿国。不知道哪个好看", "target": "我看了唐人街还行吧" }, { "source": "那就出去转转吧,别闷在学校里。会发霉的", "target": "还是闷在学校里面比较好,免得感冒传染别人~" }, { "source": "还是闷在学校里面比较好,免得感冒传染别人~", "target": "好吧。赶快养好啊。吃药没?早点休息" }, { "source": "好吧。赶快养好啊。吃药没?早点休息", "target": "我感冒不能吃药,一吃药就一个月都不好" }, { "source": "我感冒不能吃药,一吃药就一个月都不好", "target": "那就去出一身汗然后洗热水澡然后好好睡一觉!!!别不把它当回事啊……" }, { "source": "那就去出一身汗然后洗热水澡然后好好睡一觉!!!别不把它当回事啊……", "target": "它就一直这样啦,总会好的啦" }, { "source": "做人没点梦想不好么。。", "target": "也对继续转发吧也许就能成为分子呢" }, { "source": "你,,过的太潇洒,,,", "target": "我还想睡" }, { "source": "土豪,带上我吧", "target": "怎么还没开完" }, { "source": "姐姐是不是有小宝宝了", "target": "暂时还木有呢,姐姐就是长胖了" }, { "source": "暂时还木有呢,姐姐就是长胖了", "target": "哈哈,木事,还是依然美丽,健康和快乐最重要。" }, { "source": "莫生气,新年多笑笑,笑~", "target": "不和你玩" }, { "source": "不和你玩", "target": "不要这样子啦" }, { "source": "你男友啊.祝福哦", "target": "你是不是悸动了?" }, { "source": "你是不是悸动了?", "target": "没有........我觉得他终于有了好的归宿了" }, { "source": "没有........我觉得他终于有了好的归宿了", "target": "别个现在男女通吃,胃口大的很" }, { "source": "别个现在男女通吃,胃口大的很", "target": "回来一定见见你们" }, { "source": "回来一定见见你们", "target": "必须的撒,你回来完全遥遥无期" }, { "source": "必须的撒,你回来完全遥遥无期", "target": "初一晚上回来" }, { "source": "阴阳师是啥", "target": "网易的一款手游" }, { "source": "别个今年都准备婚了!亲!", "target": "他吗?没有还是单身!" }, { "source": "他吗?没有还是单身!", "target": "我说我亲爱的!" }, { "source": "我说我亲爱的!", "target": "那你还说要介绍?" }, { "source": "中秋夜快乐吃月饼没?", "target": "吃了呢,你呢,这个中秋如何?" }, { "source": "作息好规律", "target": "刷到一两点" }, { "source": "刷到一两点", "target": "快给个机会让我好好夸夸你~" }, { "source": "快给个机会让我好好夸夸你~", "target": "我作息特别规律…" }, { "source": "我作息特别规律…", "target": "是规律,每晚都到1点还不睡" }, { "source": "小女子年方二八,你猜我多大?", "target": "有男朋友了么" }, { "source": "有男朋友了么", "target": "宁缺毋滥。你猜猜看" }, { "source": "生日快乐!爱你", "target": "生日快乐,爱你们" }, { "source": "喝粥的时候叫我", "target": "你没入股" }, { "source": "加油哦,要快快幸福起来", "target": "会的" }, { "source": "师父看角度咱俩座位应该蛮近的我那天在2区21排55座", "target": "我看到那边有人求婚难道是你??" }, { "source": "我看到那边有人求婚难道是你??", "target": "怎么可能我已经结了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "一不小心就过敏", "target": "随便一碰就起包" }, { "source": "坚持就是胜利,我还在难看进行中。但是快胜利了。你坚持住,暑假回来咱俩一起中分。然后一起剪了。", "target": "距离暑假还有三个月……我还要忍受多久这样的尴尬发型到时候不好看就白受苦了……" }, { "source": "距离暑假还有三个月……我还要忍受多久这样的尴尬发型到时候不好看就白受苦了……", "target": "要学会尝试,和改变。不去尝试永远惦记。我现在就不好看,就为了给你看,我还坚持着。你也要留给我看啊。" }, { "source": "要学会尝试,和改变。不去尝试永远惦记。我现在就不好看,就为了给你看,我还坚持着。你也要留给我看啊。", "target": "我也觉得我不太爱改变,好吧,为了我阿姨你,丑就丑几个月吧!不行咱俩见面以后互剪" }, { "source": "我也觉得我不太爱改变,好吧,为了我阿姨你,丑就丑几个月吧!不行咱俩见面以后互剪", "target": "我剪完你之后必剪。丑死了。" }, { "source": "我剪完你之后必剪。丑死了。", "target": "哎,这是何苦呢……" }, { "source": "哎,这是何苦呢……", "target": "谁道了咱俩何苦呢。坚持吧。享受自己不一样的感觉。" }, { "source": "你一天敷几回面膜", "target": "敷衍清洁不是要补水么" }, { "source": "敷衍清洁不是要补水么", "target": "噢噢好吧有一个是清洁面膜哈哈哈" }, { "source": "噢噢好吧有一个是清洁面膜哈哈哈", "target": "讨厌了啦" }, { "source": "这个包我也想年底买一个的!", "target": "好多颜色都好喜欢好像买多个" }, { "source": "佳佳,我做梦梦到你找到对象了", "target": "快去百度解一下梦" }, { "source": "别自欺欺人了,农村还是喜欢生男孩", "target": "我们这边要是有人生了女儿别人会说:哇你以后有福了旁观者都开心的赞叹,生儿子别人会说:那你不是愁死了" }, { "source": "留一个耳光让咱扇行不行~~", "target": "如果你不担心你的孩纸们的安危的话…" }, { "source": "今天雾这么大你还飞得起来?", "target": "看不出来她在高铁上吗智商" }, { "source": "看到这么多人喜欢你就有点不想喜欢你了是什么鬼", "target": "可能抢不过吧" }, { "source": "谢谢你晶晶", "target": "祝你起床有个好心情。" }, { "source": "祝你起床有个好心情。", "target": "早~" }, { "source": "语文,语文是啥子我都忘了,加油啊啊啊啊", "target": "肯定会的" }, { "source": "选男明星~然后再备一手好胎~", "target": "我选直的那个这部你看了吗?" }, { "source": "我选直的那个这部你看了吗?", "target": "什么????日剧?" }, { "source": "什么????日剧?", "target": "天台爱情里的浪子膏说的一段台词,乡坝!" }, { "source": "生日快乐亲", "target": "多谢啦" }, { "source": "今晚没阿根廷的事儿", "target": "非常棒,十分期待" }, { "source": "非常棒,十分期待", "target": "傻乎乎" }, { "source": "傻乎乎", "target": "...虎了吧唧彪呼呼的" }, { "source": "丸子会说话了没", "target": "简单的词,连不成句" }, { "source": "咱两认识五年了", "target": "遇见你真幸运,可爱的小妞。" }, { "source": "遇见你真幸运,可爱的小妞。", "target": "可是我们不能保证所有的好朋友都能一直在一起啊所以连毕业时候拍个离别的合影好好道别下的机会都没有都很难再见了" }, { "source": "手机修好啦?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "我的每次掉水里都没坏" }, { "source": "我的每次掉水里都没坏", "target": "我就掉了一次…然后就坏了" }, { "source": "回来啦,有没很开心啊", "target": "没有说很开心啦,因为我这星期特别背!但见到昔日好友的心情是无以表达的" }, { "source": "喜欢你。做我的女朋友吧", "target": "呵呵……喜欢…………洗洗睡吧孩子……" }, { "source": "呵呵……喜欢…………洗洗睡吧孩子……", "target": "交个朋友好吗" }, { "source": "路总把宵夜快递过来吧", "target": "你为啥不飞过来吃呢?打包的味道都丢了" }, { "source": "女儿都这么大了", "target": "真的就好了" }, { "source": "我终究还是失去了她,最心痛的是,不管以后她有多大的幸福或多小的忧伤,都与我无关", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "我要不要谈恋爱?", "target": "手机不好玩?酒不好喝?" }, { "source": "怎么假期那么长", "target": "婚假嘛" }, { "source": "婚假嘛", "target": "恭喜恭喜都不知道你结婚了呢" }, { "source": "胸不好看", "target": "太小。" }, { "source": "是不是又要说没有敦刻尔克的大撤退,我国的战争不可能赢得胜利?", "target": "差不多" }, { "source": "去接护士妹妹,嘿嘿", "target": "护士姐姐" }, { "source": "护士姐姐", "target": "求联系方式…" }, { "source": "求联系方式…", "target": "120…" }, { "source": "120…", "target": "不能愉快玩耍了" }, { "source": "泰剧好看啊我就喜欢看泰剧", "target": "天生一对" }, { "source": "我争取活着回来!", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "我也想学会海淘", "target": "哈哈哈不是所有的都可以海淘部分开架产品可以" }, { "source": "好,今天要是我们在食堂碰到了保证送你鸡蛋……", "target": "是不是呀,那我在食堂门口蹲点。。" }, { "source": "一日不吃地沟油,浑身没力气", "target": "太精辟了吧" }, { "source": "俺家今天吃咕咂。", "target": "青岛的吧" }, { "source": "青岛的吧", "target": "青岛叫饺子" }, { "source": "约吧大明星是什么类型的综艺啊?第一次听到", "target": "简单点说就是有人需要帮忙他们就会去" }, { "source": "作业少个屁,我都还没开始动呢。。。", "target": "我也没动啊,都是最后一天回去写" }, { "source": "我也没动啊,都是最后一天回去写", "target": "那你还说作业少,光地理就够你写的了。。。今晚要熬夜写作业了" }, { "source": "那你还说作业少,光地理就够你写的了。。。今晚要熬夜写作业了", "target": "地理写完了。" }, { "source": "地理写完了。", "target": "怎么个个地理都写完了。。。" }, { "source": "怎么个个地理都写完了。。。", "target": "打印的" }, { "source": "打印的", "target": "突然很想复印一份" }, { "source": "突然很想复印一份", "target": "复咯" }, { "source": "复咯", "target": "你给我复呀?" }, { "source": "你给我复呀?", "target": "不给" }, { "source": "你这是想让我哥亲自来怼你么", "target": "他一定会觉得我太有道理而无言以对" }, { "source": "在停车场很简单的", "target": "想要更多细节" }, { "source": "和我们在一起就不吃辣!", "target": "你们吃的也辣好吧" }, { "source": "你还天天吃", "target": "为什么不吃呢" }, { "source": "所以为啥老牛不参加迪拜保分呢?", "target": "应该是不想倒时差奔波了,并且和北美赛事时间太近," }, { "source": "应该是不想倒时差奔波了,并且和北美赛事时间太近,", "target": "正解" }, { "source": "我一会借狗去", "target": "为啥啊~我又不怕狗~" }, { "source": "为啥啊~我又不怕狗~", "target": "他长得丑" }, { "source": "他长得丑", "target": "我最喜欢长得丑的狗啦" }, { "source": "我最喜欢长得丑的狗啦", "target": "那我还是去借猫吧" }, { "source": "你为什么不野怪刷大,一技能过去大???", "target": "那样的话也来不及五杀" }, { "source": "头发真的假的", "target": "当然真的啦" }, { "source": "当然真的啦", "target": "好吧帅气的头发是骗人的" }, { "source": "我们有必要进行一次心平气和的谈话了", "target": "我只是想你" }, { "source": "初恋是赵修普么", "target": "初恋是别人类…" }, { "source": "有爱国,求和谐!", "target": "我有!" }, { "source": "我的最爱,番茄炒蛋,但是你的这个卖相不好,估计还没我的好", "target": "把鸡蛋炒太碎了。。不过味道还是很OK的~" }, { "source": "你怎么吃饭这么晚", "target": "同学来武汉玩现在才到啦" }, { "source": "同学来武汉玩现在才到啦", "target": "哦哦。" }, { "source": "哇欧学长好", "target": "现在呢,还怀疑不?" }, { "source": "现在呢,还怀疑不?", "target": "算了算了" }, { "source": "算了算了", "target": "不要算了嘛" }, { "source": "听了回复你呢但你没回复我", "target": "没有阿,很多种回复,你多发不同信息" }, { "source": "喜欢你", "target": "马上" }, { "source": "你会讲故事吗?", "target": "她和他分手,说不甘心这辈子只和一个平庸男人一起。他黯然去别城打拼,十年后事业有成,依然爱她。也听说她嫁给有钱人生活安逸但不快乐。后来他被邀请参加同学聚会,知道她也来他故意穿得落魄潦倒,有人奇怪,他说:我要让她相信当年抛弃我的选择是正确的,这样她现在会感觉幸福一点。" }, { "source": "她和他分手,说不甘心这辈子只和一个平庸男人一起。他黯然去别城打拼,十年后事业有成,依然爱她。也听说她嫁给有钱人生活安逸但不快乐。后来他被邀请参加同学聚会,知道她也来他故意穿得落魄潦倒,有人奇怪,他说:我要让她相信当年抛弃我的选择是正确的,这样她现在会感觉幸福一点。", "target": "换一个故事" }, { "source": "换一个故事", "target": "哎...好" }, { "source": "哎...好", "target": "麦当劳好吃吗?" }, { "source": "嗯~~~,我周末都没想好吃什么,玩什么,好纠结啊。", "target": "吃食堂,去自习室玩,我全程奉陪" }, { "source": "吃食堂,去自习室玩,我全程奉陪", "target": "我认为有必要向党组织反应一下再多考察你半年。" }, { "source": "快来暖和暖和", "target": "已经暖和回来了" }, { "source": "你陪着她回来一下呗然后她直播的时候你来给她暖场呀", "target": "我年底就回来了" }, { "source": "不亲自实验没有说服力", "target": "这还不叫亲自那给你试试?" }, { "source": "哈哈,小崽子你天天可逗了,特别好玩。", "target": "真的哦?" }, { "source": "真的哦?", "target": "必须真的呀。" }, { "source": "那就元宵节快乐吧!", "target": "嘻嘻……努力考个还可以的二本我就知足了…北外可以当做旅游地……" }, { "source": "你怎么最近老生病~", "target": "体弱·多病···················" }, { "source": "体弱·多病···················", "target": "你要加强锻炼啊~" }, { "source": "咱校园真是不是盖的。", "target": "就是很美啊。。" }, { "source": "你的墓怎么了,,被盗了??????", "target": "跟人合租的,房主是你。。。" }, { "source": "这狗粮喂的我猝不及防,多了不说,求带走,", "target": "你太重带上了走不了" }, { "source": "上周和上上周刚住过JL饭店的人有同感出差必定胡思乱想", "target": "你也有听说吗?哎呀呀!我们要想想欢乐的事" }, { "source": "亲,一个句号,还不够啊。。。", "target": "当然不够了,得按标准办事" }, { "source": "当然不够了,得按标准办事", "target": "。。。你给的标准啊。。。" }, { "source": "。。。你给的标准啊。。。", "target": "小学语文学过没" }, { "source": "李小璐的热点再也掉不下去了", "target": "下次热点就是李小璐邻居王阿姨的儿子小明的同班同学小红的猫猫小咪生了第三胎啦" }, { "source": "下次热点就是李小璐邻居王阿姨的儿子小明的同班同学小红的猫猫小咪生了第三胎啦", "target": "你等着,我去给你扛柚子来" }, { "source": "亲,我一个小时前才回来…看画皮去了,你有等我吗??", "target": "亲!!你不在!!" }, { "source": "亲!!你不在!!", "target": "你和小二聊天了吗???明天去大礼堂等你!!!" }, { "source": "你和小二聊天了吗???明天去大礼堂等你!!!", "target": "她居然搬走了,你也不在!!!" }, { "source": "她居然搬走了,你也不在!!!", "target": "什么…明天跟你说今天的事…我好困扰…" }, { "source": "什么…明天跟你说今天的事…我好困扰…", "target": "怎么啦??" }, { "source": "怎么啦??", "target": "某些问题。。" }, { "source": "请我吃饭时骂我就行了。", "target": "我今年忘记寄月饼你吃了" }, { "source": "我今年忘记寄月饼你吃了", "target": "怎么能说忘记呢!你有想起过么?" }, { "source": "怎么能说忘记呢!你有想起过么?", "target": "有的…绝对有,不要污蔑我~" }, { "source": "大s的脸怎么了?就我觉得好怪吗", "target": "我感觉鼻影打过了" }, { "source": "哥哥注意身体。", "target": "没事了!" }, { "source": "有人想我吗没人我待会再问一遍", "target": "你哪位" }, { "source": "字好棒", "target": "说得我都不好意思啦" }, { "source": "义工仲未到???", "target": "到了." }, { "source": "到了.", "target": "然后呢???" }, { "source": "农大哪里有樱花,老校区吗", "target": "新校区,约不" }, { "source": "新校区,约不", "target": "约起来,逛校园" }, { "source": "约起来,逛校园", "target": "我打错了,老校区" }, { "source": "生日粗卡", "target": "收到祝福啦!谢谢" }, { "source": "年轻真好,通宵happy离我好遥远了。", "target": "我上班时间都挺乖的,以后哥哥带你,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我上班时间都挺乖的,以后哥哥带你,嘿嘿", "target": "你也不怕会折寿喔,你该叫我阿姨。" }, { "source": "嗯啊又去吃饭了", "target": "吃饱了不想家哟" }, { "source": "吃饱了不想家哟", "target": "吃饱了还想家想吃牛肉汤" }, { "source": "吃饱了还想家想吃牛肉汤", "target": "土豆片呢?" }, { "source": "土豆片呢?", "target": "哇也想吃啊" }, { "source": "哇也想吃啊", "target": "上次回来没去吃吗?" }, { "source": "上次回来没去吃吗?", "target": "没有上次回家除了去淮师就只待在家没出门" }, { "source": "没有上次回家除了去淮师就只待在家没出门", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "又想回家了" }, { "source": "又想回家了", "target": "回来呀" }, { "source": "回来呀", "target": "不方便呀" }, { "source": "不方便呀", "target": "也是" }, { "source": "也是", "target": "所以" }, { "source": "健身房对你无用,你最主要的是要把吖生出来,肚子就消了。", "target": "那我不是要拨腹··" }, { "source": "那我不是要拨腹··", "target": "是的,你虚胖,不是蛮有能力生。" }, { "source": "是的,你虚胖,不是蛮有能力生。", "target": "哎.." }, { "source": "黑裤重出江湖", "target": "一直都是好吧" }, { "source": "组个队来开黑啊", "target": "带上我呗" }, { "source": "我是觉得做他妻子一定要脾气好好~就是要做好那种自己是奴婢的思想准备~", "target": "但他可能更喜欢有性格的女孩子恋爱关系要讲究一种平衡" }, { "source": "但他可能更喜欢有性格的女孩子恋爱关系要讲究一种平衡", "target": "有性格的同时也要脾气好" }, { "source": "我过几天也去重庆哪里好玩啊?", "target": "等天气凉快点再来吧不然太热了白天没法出去都。你啥时候来我具体和你讲啦~~" }, { "source": "等天气凉快点再来吧不然太热了白天没法出去都。你啥时候来我具体和你讲啦~~", "target": "我的天…我下个星期一去你这一说我都不敢去了确定去我再问你哈" }, { "source": "看到一只萌货~", "target": "牠苦恋着苦栋." }, { "source": "牠苦恋着苦栋.", "target": "明明只是想着吃~" }, { "source": "明明只是想着吃~", "target": "牠刚睡醒吧,活动活动~" }, { "source": "爱你啊", "target": "我不爱你" }, { "source": "我不爱你", "target": "我要上天台了" }, { "source": "我要上天台了", "target": "偶有猫尾巴~啦啦" }, { "source": "偶有猫尾巴~啦啦", "target": "你不救我吗" }, { "source": "希望吧,爱之深责之切,加油吧小破厂", "target": "过年回家来一场" }, { "source": "大过年的,一定要赢啊", "target": "紧张的不敢看啊" }, { "source": "有时候觉得你的话很简单但是很有道理", "target": "小青加油!做好当下!" }, { "source": "拍照的人的视角", "target": "有点奇怪" }, { "source": "你是怎么考上大学的,", "target": "录取老师瞎了" }, { "source": "录取老师瞎了", "target": "南理工的老师真是好老师" }, { "source": "去哪里了?", "target": "广州吖" }, { "source": "广州吖", "target": "广州也有青旅?" }, { "source": "广州也有青旅?", "target": "有的。全国各地都有。不过这家青旅感觉不好。明天还是老老实实住汉庭去。" }, { "source": "有的。全国各地都有。不过这家青旅感觉不好。明天还是老老实实住汉庭去。", "target": "呵呵~去哪里玩乐?好玩吗?" }, { "source": "呵呵~去哪里玩乐?好玩吗?", "target": "玩倒没啥好玩的。好吃的有好多哦。。每时每刻都处于撑的状态。。" }, { "source": "玩倒没啥好玩的。好吃的有好多哦。。每时每刻都处于撑的状态。。", "target": "小心你的肚子哦~那里冷吗?" }, { "source": "掐着时间来,还抢不到", "target": "我也是,哭死" }, { "source": "你为啥买个卷发棒", "target": "这种效果呀!(虽然还需要打发胶发蜡…可怜的我的头发…)" }, { "source": "糖葫芦看起来就好好吃哦", "target": "冰牙哈哈超好吃" }, { "source": "冰牙哈哈超好吃", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "编辑。但真的不能当场表演写对联!(每年过年的例行解释)", "target": "哈哈哈,你这个好搞笑" }, { "source": "推荐韩综《三时三餐》", "target": "超喜欢嘻嘻嘻嘻" }, { "source": "把勺子看成鸡腿", "target": "你饿了" }, { "source": "奥,羡慕", "target": "在哪" }, { "source": "在哪", "target": "问我在哪嘛?在寝室啊,何指示" }, { "source": "问我在哪嘛?在寝室啊,何指示", "target": "哎呦怎么在寝室阿大忙人不出去玩" }, { "source": "只有我一个人觉得熊猫套好看吗???除了表情。他们都说丑", "target": "我觉得裙子和熊猫摆件好看" }, { "source": "攒碎片茨木啊", "target": "垃圾寮又懒得换,而且最重要的是,我根本连1个茨木碎片都没得过,列表了都乞不了" }, { "source": "垃圾寮又懒得换,而且最重要的是,我根本连1个茨木碎片都没得过,列表了都乞不了", "target": "伤心" }, { "source": "最近成语用的不错", "target": "哈哈哈,我喜欢你这种直言不讳的人,也许是我博学多才吧" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我喜欢你这种直言不讳的人,也许是我博学多才吧", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈天啊" }, { "source": "好看又实用的小手环。", "target": "买一个" }, { "source": "台农是啥子哦??", "target": "芒果卅" }, { "source": "芒果卅", "target": "潮语!没听过!呵呵" }, { "source": "我的移动卡学校发的一个月60-70个G每个月100话费我已经快一年没充过话费了", "target": "我们校园卡每月18元50G" }, { "source": "我们校园卡每月18元50G", "target": "关键是我不用充话费啊" }, { "source": "关键是我不用充话费啊", "target": "出省就惨了,看看有多少国内流量" }, { "source": "出省就惨了,看看有多少国内流量", "target": "我们学校国内流量也挺多的,5g国内,10g省内,校园流量不限。不过超过60g好像限速了" }, { "source": "妈妈问我为什么跪着过中秋", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈中秋快乐" }, { "source": "熬夜了?", "target": "嗯,一天一夜没睡了,赶作业" }, { "source": "好眼力", "target": "你太有功夫做健身餐了" }, { "source": "你太有功夫做健身餐了", "target": "闲的没事儿做呗" }, { "source": "闲的没事儿做呗", "target": "哇怎么做哦" }, { "source": "肚子起来冒?", "target": "胃起来了点每天吃不了一点" }, { "source": "学姐你怎么不回复我盘的微笑呢", "target": "这表情发的我有点方" }, { "source": "你是在嘲笑我", "target": "哈哈哈哈,尴尬脸,居然被你发现了!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,尴尬脸,居然被你发现了!", "target": "我认真起来我自己都害怕" }, { "source": "我认真起来我自己都害怕", "target": "今晚吃什么?" }, { "source": "又喝酒。", "target": "我。。。。好累~~~" }, { "source": "我。。。。好累~~~", "target": "我又能说什么呢?嗯?" }, { "source": "我又能说什么呢?嗯?", "target": "你可以说活该。。。" }, { "source": "你可以说活该。。。", "target": "不想说了。我说了很多话了已经。" }, { "source": "不想说了。我说了很多话了已经。", "target": "在家说????" }, { "source": "在家说????", "target": "和你说的话我难道说的很少了?" }, { "source": "和你说的话我难道说的很少了?", "target": "没我多。" }, { "source": "没我多。", "target": "可是一样的还是多。" }, { "source": "可是一样的还是多。", "target": "纠结。。。" }, { "source": "纠结。。。", "target": "纠结的是你不是我" }, { "source": "纠结的是你不是我", "target": "我等下一点的车." }, { "source": "我等下一点的车.", "target": "真想让你留多一天明天才走。" }, { "source": "真想让你留多一天明天才走。", "target": "不一样么,况且我哥今天过广州。" }, { "source": "不一样么,况且我哥今天过广州。", "target": "好吧你不知道我话里的意思算了我什么都没说你要怎样就怎样吧。" }, { "source": "好吧你不知道我话里的意思算了我什么都没说你要怎样就怎样吧。", "target": "好啦好啦,知道了,但是没身份证,在这开不了房啊。。。。" }, { "source": "好啦好啦,知道了,但是没身份证,在这开不了房啊。。。。", "target": "嗯。顺风。我继续睡了。胃不舒服。" }, { "source": "快去吃饭吧", "target": "师傅在看歌王之战......" }, { "source": "我可喜欢这种装修风格了,我要努力", "target": "我也想要个大房子,自己一个人在家吓得睡不着觉我都愿意" }, { "source": "我也想要个大房子,自己一个人在家吓得睡不着觉我都愿意", "target": "哈哈哈这个可以有" }, { "source": "哈哈哈这个可以有", "target": "你卖房子卖的怎么样?" }, { "source": "你卖房子卖的怎么样?", "target": "不咋样" }, { "source": "不咋样", "target": "加油赫赫!" }, { "source": "一起加油,一直爱你", "target": "路过发现一只听友?" }, { "source": "秀妻狂魔", "target": "还好吧!" }, { "source": "买菜?", "target": "砸人" }, { "source": "什么时候放假?", "target": "30号" }, { "source": "30号", "target": "苦命" }, { "source": "今天百度不怎么厚道..", "target": "就是啊..我也去爆个贴玩玩先.." }, { "source": "就是啊..我也去爆个贴玩玩先..", "target": "哈,我都没ID的.." }, { "source": "睡不着", "target": "哈哈哈失眠了" }, { "source": "我一生的最爱", "target": "边喝边配着胖哥俩吃,美滋滋" }, { "source": "边喝边配着胖哥俩吃,美滋滋", "target": "那就真的美滋滋了" }, { "source": "那就真的美滋滋了", "target": "那就真的美滋滋了" }, { "source": "哈哈,我记得我刚拿驾照上路,差点撞了人", "target": "你这个比我还吓人" }, { "source": "加油加油加油", "target": "希望大家" }, { "source": "这几天天气超好,哈哈", "target": "看来大家心情都挺好,不错,哈哈" }, { "source": "为什么我不玩抖音不玩快手歌单也没有这些歌依然耳熟能详...", "target": "我也不玩但是舍友玩我已经听到想吐" }, { "source": "坐等第二季", "target": "是的是的!" }, { "source": "最爱的书", "target": "我的天!也是我最喜欢的!" }, { "source": "你怎么那么可爱呀", "target": "我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "我现在才发现我俩一直在楼下聊", "target": "哦'那就是又更薄了呗" }, { "source": "哦'那就是又更薄了呗", "target": "恩呐" }, { "source": "我在广州租房,房东看上我,把我介绍给她姐姐的儿子我拒绝了,我高攀不起这两年努力点,存点钱,2019年国庆回家买套房自己过!29岁彻底放弃找对象!不管怎么样我还是坚持努力成为更好的我,祝你们好运!晚安!", "target": "去看下再拒绝也不错的,万一真的合适呢?哈哈" }, { "source": "去看下再拒绝也不错的,万一真的合适呢?哈哈", "target": "不了我还是和篮球过吧" }, { "source": "这个更博速度很棒", "target": "估计接下来要频繁发博了" }, { "source": "估计接下来要频繁发博了", "target": "我也这么觉得,连更" }, { "source": "我没看到林小新啊", "target": "咦,我看到至少两个人说他和林小新长得像" }, { "source": "咦,我看到至少两个人说他和林小新长得像", "target": "可是尺寸那条有285人回复" }, { "source": "可是尺寸那条有285人回复", "target": "看见了哈哈哈,脑补一下燕十三简直要捂脸" }, { "source": "看见了哈哈哈,脑补一下燕十三简直要捂脸", "target": "笑而不语其实上周才写了一千字,而且明天要加班,进度又慢了" }, { "source": "笑而不语其实上周才写了一千字,而且明天要加班,进度又慢了", "target": "没关系!反正我还爱他" }, { "source": "没关系!反正我还爱他", "target": "哈哈哈我忙过这个月底应该会好很多" }, { "source": "骁昨天的直播满意吗?", "target": "相当滴!" }, { "source": "有其母必有其女!", "target": "不要说有其母必有其女这种话好么" }, { "source": "你怎么起这么早", "target": "你不也是吗,我是被迫早起上课" }, { "source": "你不也是吗,我是被迫早起上课", "target": "我要上班" }, { "source": "我要上班", "target": "厉害宝马高富帅" }, { "source": "厉害宝马高富帅", "target": "宝马?在哪" }, { "source": "2013,注定难忘的一年啊,", "target": "对你来说,又重要,又难忘。加油。" }, { "source": "对你来说,又重要,又难忘。加油。", "target": "是的呀," }, { "source": "是的呀,", "target": "是呀。以后就再也不是你一个人了,新生活" }, { "source": "130!砖红带闪美绝了,秋冬不知道涂什么就涂它没问题!", "target": "真的我也很喜欢" }, { "source": "一直都知道软糖颜值顶天。今日但求一见", "target": "软哥那口红是美颜相机给你自动美上的吧" }, { "source": "“不要总皱着眉头”也是别人经常跟我说的话", "target": "可不是吗,有所为困难,有所不为更困难天生劳碌命" }, { "source": "我还在上课呢", "target": "上课不要玩手机哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "上课不要玩手机哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "我也要回家了!!!" }, { "source": "为什么游戏里总有人动不动就骂人?", "target": "是自己队友更无语" }, { "source": "是自己队友更无语", "target": "对真的很气了特别是打得也没多好还骂别人" }, { "source": "对真的很气了特别是打得也没多好还骂别人", "target": "就是一打就说单挑带着其他三人一挑三" }, { "source": "我都好久没吃焖面了", "target": "回来吃" }, { "source": "分手快乐", "target": "怎么可能分手了?" }, { "source": "我们刚过花桥……", "target": "那差不多,过了花桥我们一直都在堵,所以也没前进多少" }, { "source": "那差不多,过了花桥我们一直都在堵,所以也没前进多少", "target": "我们早上还去了超市……该买的都买了……他们啥都不知道买,到时候用手吃??……晕……" }, { "source": "我们早上还去了超市……该买的都买了……他们啥都不知道买,到时候用手吃??……晕……", "target": "呃…火气不要大" }, { "source": "你在家啊?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "没比基尼不科学", "target": "你奏凯" }, { "source": "你奏凯", "target": "乘务长啊,白给你去了一组" }, { "source": "胖子想要求改造啦不介意露脸对比", "target": "就你啦哈哈哈哈开玩笑" }, { "source": "罄竹难书!", "target": "说的好" }, { "source": "让社长来!我一宿舍姑娘都这么喜欢他他不出来跟我回几句这样真的好吗", "target": "如果我知道,你不说我也要说的" }, { "source": "如果我知道,你不说我也要说的", "target": "快说快说" }, { "source": "快说快说", "target": "你怎么会这么认为?" }, { "source": "请一一告诉我哪家最好吃", "target": "丑拒" }, { "source": "那件衣服好水果啊。。", "target": "本来就是水果。。" }, { "source": "你为啥回老家啊?留在成都多好?", "target": "因为在成都老是要偶遇一个说我头发丑的人" }, { "source": "我放着好端端的车不骑,每天步走", "target": "在学校不用骑车你" }, { "source": "在学校不用骑车你", "target": "我每天出去" }, { "source": "我每天出去", "target": "正好减减肥你" }, { "source": "认为北方的美食是什么", "target": "乱炖" }, { "source": "所以努力今天过司考", "target": "绝望了" }, { "source": "绝望了", "target": "毕业了找个地方安静的看一年" }, { "source": "毕业了找个地方安静的看一年", "target": "哪怕是不可能" }, { "source": "俺们这里棉袄棉裤都上身了", "target": "感叹祖国幅员辽阔" }, { "source": "感叹祖国幅员辽阔", "target": "哈哈是呢哦!" }, { "source": "69是什么?我希望出来个人给老师解释解释", "target": "最害怕数学老师了简直我少年时期的噩梦" }, { "source": "衣服吼吼看啊", "target": "人更美哇" }, { "source": "白天都还在发烧", "target": "以前的" }, { "source": "你这么帅就应该和小仙女在一起嘛", "target": "瞎说个毛,那么久的事了" }, { "source": "瞎说个毛,那么久的事了", "target": "关你屁事啊,我就是希望他们俩在一起" }, { "source": "羡慕你?肿么可能", "target": "那说明你过得比我惬意。恭喜~" }, { "source": "我等511看妇联3", "target": "看!" }, { "source": "红塔山的路过...", "target": "红塔山也可以学业进步?" }, { "source": "红塔山也可以学业进步?", "target": "应该不能…" }, { "source": "超爱芋泥小笼包", "target": "红豆也好吃" }, { "source": "所有你当下觉得过不去的事不都应了车到山前必有路吗过得去过不去都不是坏事不要自己吓自己释然一点", "target": "车到山前必有路毕竟没有胸有成竹让人实在啊" }, { "source": "车到山前必有路毕竟没有胸有成竹让人实在啊", "target": "总不能事事都胸有成竹那人这一生还有什么未知的乐趣" }, { "source": "来株洲啊", "target": "你们来张家界啊" }, { "source": "保持关注", "target": "关注那个哈哈哈" }, { "source": "举手", "target": "我也是个柔弱的女子" }, { "source": "大老婆怎么了?", "target": "这得有多少个老婆啊,不会也有7个吧?" }, { "source": "突然饿啦", "target": "快去吃" }, { "source": "打篮球?", "target": "嗯嗯嗯,双方都打得很激烈,裁判都快哭啦" }, { "source": "今年的拜仁太恐怖了...联赛净胜球62个...", "target": "你魔几个??" }, { "source": "你魔几个??", "target": "你魔进球才48个...净胜球12个..." }, { "source": "你魔进球才48个...净胜球12个...", "target": "居然是十位我以为也就个位呢" }, { "source": "运动要坚持一段时间才能瘦下来的", "target": "好的!运动!!然后少吃点!!" }, { "source": "好的!运动!!然后少吃点!!", "target": "婚前瘦瘦哒" }, { "source": "笑毛,气死我了", "target": "怎么啦?盗了再找回来" }, { "source": "怎么啦?盗了再找回来", "target": "找回来了,钱和装备没了" }, { "source": "找回来了,钱和装备没了", "target": "别玩了" }, { "source": "别玩了", "target": "要玩的,你一起来玩吧" }, { "source": "要玩的,你一起来玩吧", "target": "不会玩、哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不会玩、哈哈哈", "target": "没事,我可以教你的,来嘛" }, { "source": "我饿了,饿醒了", "target": "点个外卖" }, { "source": "暴瘦可不可以", "target": "我就想暴瘦" }, { "source": "眼要瞎", "target": "那就是还没" }, { "source": "你过来了啊", "target": "嗯嗯!昨天来的" }, { "source": "就在刚才我做梦梦见你在舞蹈台上表演节目背个双肩包", "target": "哈哈表演啥节目" }, { "source": "超级喜欢的摄影博主", "target": "开心啊" }, { "source": "赢了??化学今天怎么回事", "target": "好像跟裁判发生矛盾,具体的我也不清楚,好蛋疼...." }, { "source": "明天天气", "target": "明天就知道了!" }, { "source": "明天就知道了!", "target": "我曾经很爱一个人" }, { "source": "我曾经很爱一个人", "target": "有些事情想不到.自己不是不爱了只是分不清是不是爱了,我也有过" }, { "source": "这个我必须说一下父母今年50出头吧。在家的日常秀恩爱是这样的。我妈“最近没啥胃口,不吃了,你们吃吧”我爸“咋了,更年期又来了?”我妈“没,减减肥”我爸“你都瘦成啥样了,还减肥………………”说出来你们可能不信,他俩都50多了,我在家还能听到这种对话,我有时怀疑自己耳朵听错了", "target": "羡慕你们可以秀父母恩爱的人" }, { "source": "羡慕你们可以秀父母恩爱的人", "target": "不知道该说什么。但是美好的事情还是很多的,不用羡慕" }, { "source": "一位在济南生活了20年的老师儿的忠告嘛", "target": "老师儿的真实体验" }, { "source": "要多久才能把你忘了", "target": "也许,时间是一种解药" }, { "source": "你去不去伦敦?", "target": "之前去过一次啦~圣诞还要去一次" }, { "source": "之前去过一次啦~圣诞还要去一次", "target": "撒时候回来啊?帮我带个衣服呗" }, { "source": "撒时候回来啊?帮我带个衣服呗", "target": "行啊,明年夏天才回去" }, { "source": "昨天吃月饼没", "target": "吃了" }, { "source": "所以赶紧怂恿他我在纠结我回家不如果不回家在惠州也没事", "target": "所以回来吧!~要不我们直接杀到南昌!~他敢不见么!~" }, { "source": "所以回来吧!~要不我们直接杀到南昌!~他敢不见么!~", "target": "我也想呢我在想要不五一出去玩算了" }, { "source": "四季发财。。。", "target": "你们2个是来吵棚的吗?" }, { "source": "你们2个是来吵棚的吗?", "target": "哇哈哈!我是来领证的!哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "看到你的蛋糕好想来去买个脏脏包吃", "target": "来来来,一起发胖" }, { "source": "梦到我啦?", "target": "不用梦到你,马上就能见到你。" }, { "source": "不用梦到你,马上就能见到你。", "target": "请我看电影〜" }, { "source": "请我看电影〜", "target": "请我吃饭~" }, { "source": "纪念一下头一回二刷的电影", "target": "等你三刷的消息" }, { "source": "等你三刷的消息", "target": "不三刷了~坐等收藏" }, { "source": "不三刷了~坐等收藏", "target": "看来还不是真爱" }, { "source": "来啊我请客", "target": "好啊你在哪" }, { "source": "等得好辛苦啊!!!!!!我想睡觉了!!", "target": "娜娜家摘杨梅?" }, { "source": "娜娜家摘杨梅?", "target": "不是啊去我们班长家玩完全就是深入山林!!!" }, { "source": "不是啊去我们班长家玩完全就是深入山林!!!", "target": "那你们现在到了么?还是回来了" }, { "source": "那你们现在到了么?还是回来了", "target": "正在回各种心酸" }, { "source": "正在回各种心酸", "target": "好吧,有没有什么好吃的" }, { "source": "好吧,有没有什么好吃的", "target": "有啊班长家弄了好多好吃的" }, { "source": "我们需要好好聊聊了", "target": "你想找我聊什么" }, { "source": "无奈!情绪使人产生负能量", "target": "很无奈啊" }, { "source": "很无奈啊", "target": "还是太年轻吧!容易受情绪的支配。仔细想想好多的事情你越去争越是事情激化" }, { "source": "还是太年轻吧!容易受情绪的支配。仔细想想好多的事情你越去争越是事情激化", "target": "其实不是什么大事,但是一直愈演愈烈" }, { "source": "其实不是什么大事,但是一直愈演愈烈", "target": "虽然不知道是什么事,我也不参与。但我想不管是什么事,能冷静理智的处理。争吵无益。" }, { "source": "你回国了?", "target": "一直在北京啊" }, { "source": "一直在北京啊", "target": "你不是出国留学了么" }, { "source": "你不是出国留学了么", "target": "没啊,你记混了吧" }, { "source": "没啊,你记混了吧", "target": "你不是有一阵儿出国了么" }, { "source": "你不是有一阵儿出国了么", "target": "玩去了" }, { "source": "去省城", "target": "要开学了" }, { "source": "要开学了", "target": "然后每天给祖国的花朵布置作业???" }, { "source": "22,中午有漂亮MM看喽", "target": "有道理!!!!" }, { "source": "谁还记得伦敦下的告白是哪一集啊", "target": "记得是六百多集来着" }, { "source": "记得是六百多集来着", "target": "谢谢,刚看了" }, { "source": "王琳凯看了想打你", "target": "怎么这样啊" }, { "source": "听说你摩托车车技连停车场的啊伯都怕你考车证!你真的准备好了吗?", "target": "我现在厉害了," }, { "source": "做的很好,就只有一个地方我有点需要确认,陈世峰按门铃是不是意味着刘鑫这时候锁门了?", "target": "说真的,按门铃和锁没锁门没有啥必然的联系。" }, { "source": "生快!", "target": "我祝你长命百岁" }, { "source": "请我吃饭咯", "target": "难道你不知道,下个月都没钱么" }, { "source": "难道你不知道,下个月都没钱么", "target": "所以喊你请我吃饭啊,逻辑完美" }, { "source": "一路顺风~", "target": "谢你一直觉得我~挺不错!你是真的觉得的对不对" }, { "source": "南方小哥哥脾气好吗?", "target": "大部分脾气都还可以不好的都是小部分" }, { "source": "不带我去兄弟", "target": "你没说我和你恩霞师兄来的" }, { "source": "你没说我和你恩霞师兄来的", "target": "我的天你们居然不带我可以" }, { "source": "飘向了天际边…!?还“等闲识得东风面……”。哇呀,吓死个人啦!", "target": "我是好人……!" }, { "source": "真的忘了你记性怎么那么好,初中的你都还记得", "target": "是没用心记呢,还是没用脑记呀" }, { "source": "是没用心记呢,还是没用脑记呀", "target": "你还不睡觉明天要早起啊" }, { "source": "你还不睡觉明天要早起啊", "target": "你不也是?!" }, { "source": "你不也是?!", "target": "我习惯了" }, { "source": "我习惯了", "target": "好吧,晚安,明天早起" }, { "source": "宝宝什么专业!", "target": "学前教育" }, { "source": "学前教育", "target": "学前教育也要写那么多笔记吗我选了旅游管理被导游词背到崩溃" }, { "source": "学前教育也要写那么多笔记吗我选了旅游管理被导游词背到崩溃", "target": "心理学就会很多很辛苦!还有教育学也很辛苦!其他就还好啦" }, { "source": "但是火车太折腾了尤其硬座卧铺也憋屈有高铁可以考虑", "target": "只有动车要坐12个小时而且9.30的票今天刚开售就没票了我觉得动车票我是抢不到的" }, { "source": "只有动车要坐12个小时而且9.30的票今天刚开售就没票了我觉得动车票我是抢不到的", "target": "动车还要12个小时!!天啊" }, { "source": "在这个游戏中生存时间还没有超过过2分钟", "target": "看一看伏地魔宝典啊!!!趴到第一不是不可以" }, { "source": "看一看伏地魔宝典啊!!!趴到第一不是不可以", "target": "看来我是太勇猛了,一路单枪匹马站着跑" }, { "source": "伊芙令的。。。。是好吃呢、、、", "target": "伊芙令只有老婆饼好吃。" }, { "source": "伊芙令只有老婆饼好吃。", "target": "我知道、蛋挞不好吃。" }, { "source": "我知道、蛋挞不好吃。", "target": "哈哈,今天又买了一组。" }, { "source": "不情愿的眼神", "target": "他主动的!" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "恭祝新年快乐,合家幸福!" }, { "source": "哎呀!有感情问题找我啊!迈激动", "target": "亲不是我拉我现在是一个脱俗的凡人这种情感问题我不过问" }, { "source": "亲不是我拉我现在是一个脱俗的凡人这种情感问题我不过问", "target": "那干吗那么激动" }, { "source": "那干吗那么激动", "target": "哪有激动在哪感叹感叹这个社会" }, { "source": "哪有激动在哪感叹感叹这个社会", "target": "难道没看过一句话说:恋爱就美好的时候就是暧昧不清的时候,现在很多这样的咯!习惯就好" }, { "source": "难道没看过一句话说:恋爱就美好的时候就是暧昧不清的时候,现在很多这样的咯!习惯就好", "target": "看来你有感触你经历过" }, { "source": "可以交往吗?", "target": "她是我的" }, { "source": "她是我的", "target": "我想你弄错我的意思了" }, { "source": "我想你弄错我的意思了", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "又深夜放毒", "target": "这次都不是和你一起吃的哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我不开心,我没中,口亨", "target": "会有的" }, { "source": "你咋换头像了", "target": "哪个好看先" }, { "source": "我想问一下,你额头的坑好了吗?我一早起来额头突然也一个坑,好怕啊。", "target": "哈哈哈好了没事的过几小时就恢复了的" }, { "source": "你们去唱歌了吧?", "target": "没,超市。" }, { "source": "没,超市。", "target": "哦~我去找你们你们都不在我下午去了市里带了点甜甜圈后来分完了~" }, { "source": "完爆下面的好么", "target": "终于有个眼睛雪亮的人" }, { "source": "终于有个眼睛雪亮的人", "target": "因为我不认识那个人" }, { "source": "因为我不认识那个人", "target": "..请不要真相好吗" }, { "source": "没人觉得冰的肚子吗", "target": "里面贴的是暖宝宝啦!!!" }, { "source": "坚守在工作岗位", "target": "我也是啊……" }, { "source": "姥姥秒赞", "target": "一天天的不好好上课" }, { "source": "撒子消息,给我说哈哎", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "难道?不会吧" }, { "source": "难道?不会吧", "target": "你想多了晕" }, { "source": "你想多了晕", "target": "好嘛" }, { "source": "来找我吧!", "target": "为我A8提供心理咨询吗?" }, { "source": "为我A8提供心理咨询吗?", "target": "绝对能让你开心地呼吸!" }, { "source": "我五想翻去见到你啊", "target": "我想翻去见你啊" }, { "source": "我想翻去见你啊", "target": "我讨厌你" }, { "source": "泡面还是少吃!添加剂太多!", "target": "很久不吃" }, { "source": "我要中跟鞋", "target": "会有的会有的" }, { "source": "加油加油", "target": "夜猫子哟" }, { "source": "夜猫子哟", "target": "但是我起的蛮早" }, { "source": "有了小伙伴是不是很开心", "target": "过几天小伙伴就要走了" }, { "source": "过几天小伙伴就要走了", "target": "怎么呀" }, { "source": "怎么呀", "target": "朋友又舍不得她要把她接走了" }, { "source": "朋友又舍不得她要把她接走了", "target": "哦哦哦,本来朋友哪儿接的么" }, { "source": "珍惜现在所拥有的一切", "target": "终于明白了" }, { "source": "我告诉你,聪聪不和我们一样的,知道吧,他和我们大家是几个世界的人,我们幼稚些,人家是很成熟的", "target": "不信。" }, { "source": "不信。", "target": "你要怎么彩信啊" }, { "source": "你要怎么彩信啊", "target": "你说的有依据了吗" }, { "source": "你说的有依据了吗", "target": "感觉吧,因为咱们已经是最幼稚的了,还能有谁比咱还幼稚啊" }, { "source": "你说再多我说没机会了就是没机会了", "target": "不要离开我好嘛" }, { "source": "做好防晒", "target": "防了防不胜防" }, { "source": "你在说我吗?哈哈", "target": "你猜~" }, { "source": "呼吸生日快乐~", "target": "谢谢牙套,大家都很想你哦" }, { "source": "谢谢牙套,大家都很想你哦", "target": "我也想你们" }, { "source": "我晚上吃的水煮鱼", "target": "好巧,我最近特别喜欢吃鱼!" }, { "source": "你生日哪一天", "target": "农历的12.22" }, { "source": "为什么没有00后", "target": "00后表示不服" }, { "source": "不是今天啦,明天小盆友生日,大家在想合适的祝福方式而已", "target": "对了问一下潘老师去快本宣传什么呀?不是唐人街2吧?" }, { "source": "对了问一下潘老师去快本宣传什么呀?不是唐人街2吧?", "target": "不是宣传吧~就是参与综艺,具体可以问问参加快本录制的小伙伴们" }, { "source": "我们改端午节吃火锅了,来不来", "target": "来啥时候端午节?" }, { "source": "来啥时候端午节?", "target": "星期三" }, { "source": "啊原来度数不一样会……那如果带隐形眼镜呢", "target": "会更明显" }, { "source": "绝食", "target": "这可不可取" }, { "source": "这可不可取", "target": "那就使劲吃" }, { "source": "那就使劲吃", "target": "不知道吃啥" }, { "source": "公交车还上百万呢", "target": "地铁还上千万呢" }, { "source": "地铁还上千万呢", "target": "地铁也算车" }, { "source": "回来请你吃吃吃", "target": "等你" }, { "source": "戏剧是人与人的相遇。", "target": "感谢每一次的相遇。" }, { "source": "棕色的好看,", "target": "哈哈穿上也很型都想买下了" }, { "source": "他有特别多的不足,特别多做的不好的地方,但不代表,你可以当着他的面侮辱他,在批评别人的同时,先应该审视一下自己,比他又好到哪里去", "target": "为你骄傲" }, { "source": "像女生一样的手要保护好了", "target": "圆姐你是不是羡慕" }, { "source": "圆姐你是不是羡慕", "target": "是啊、" }, { "source": "1号你们看我们演出、今天我们去看你们比赛!加油吧!", "target": "今天我也是加油的。" }, { "source": "今天我也是加油的。", "target": "好吧!不过昨天你们赢了比赛呀!" }, { "source": "姐们儿喜欢绝望的主妇", "target": "没看那个,看不进去那个。" }, { "source": "没看那个,看不进去那个。", "target": "为毛" }, { "source": "你负责发新闻?", "target": "嗯嗯,宣传很重要" }, { "source": "斗鱼可以看直播吗", "target": "可以的~" }, { "source": "澄清过的事情就别拿出来博眼球了这事儿能不能就散了啊真的我都看腻了傻眼", "target": "子虚乌有的事老是拿出来,也是够闲的" }, { "source": "咋办你敢照顾哈生意么", "target": "哎呀,訾老板你难到我了,那个行业不太了解" }, { "source": "哎呀,訾老板你难到我了,那个行业不太了解", "target": "你随意给就好蓝哈哈" }, { "source": "郎需强是不是很帅、、", "target": "毫无" }, { "source": "毫无", "target": "不要这么伤人呀会哭的,," }, { "source": "不要这么伤人呀会哭的,,", "target": "不哭,要乖" }, { "source": "不要纠结太多,生活还是要继续的。", "target": "纪念我逝去的爱情" }, { "source": "亲爱的,现在很多大医院都有微诺娜哦", "target": "就是大医院推荐的,那为何要在医院小卖部购买呢?我买了感觉还可以,如果是在医院药房付款购买我相信不需要打广告,买的人会很多!" }, { "source": "难道全车就指望这个女生让座?这男的有毛病吧还发出来恶人先告状懂吗", "target": "只是这个菇凉看起来比其他人看起来好欺负而已" }, { "source": "只是这个菇凉看起来比其他人看起来好欺负而已", "target": "就是的," }, { "source": "晚上好!北京冷了吧?注意保暖哦!我的可爱妹妹。", "target": "是的,特别是早晚屋里都感觉冻的慌。" }, { "source": "是的,特别是早晚屋里都感觉冻的慌。", "target": "记得多穿衣。南方还好,我在看快乐大本营挺搞笑。要早点睡。" }, { "source": "眼大肚皮小,来来来…再加一个汉堡嘛我就面基啦", "target": "噗这口味村花我也要" }, { "source": "噗这口味村花我也要", "target": "不是应该带来给村花吃嘛" }, { "source": "又一次会计考完鸟", "target": "这次一定过。" }, { "source": "多愁善感的哟", "target": "我需要吃一顿好吃的。" }, { "source": "您好,很抱歉给您带来的不便,请问您的手机系统版本是多少?是否为系统自带便签呢?", "target": "系统确认是最新的,用的当然是我锤的便签啦" }, { "source": "系统确认是最新的,用的当然是我锤的便签啦", "target": "我们会记录这个情况反馈给测试部门,抱歉给您添麻烦了。" }, { "source": "我们会记录这个情况反馈给测试部门,抱歉给您添麻烦了。", "target": "感谢!" }, { "source": "我的霓娜宝贝", "target": "神神叨叨超可爱" }, { "source": "神神叨叨超可爱", "target": "小奶音" }, { "source": "想着过几天要放假回家,心里好忐忑。", "target": "感觉这个年你是哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "感觉这个年你是哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "没事喊我出去玩。" }, { "source": "没事喊我出去玩。", "target": "我还发烧感冒呢在家躺两天了估计等你回来差不多了么就?" }, { "source": "120帧的买不带票,60帧的院线锐减", "target": "心里苦" }, { "source": "社长我都骂你了怎么还不关注我!!", "target": "那能关注吗" }, { "source": "大清早就约会不太好吧", "target": "已经约过咯" }, { "source": "刚拿到热乎乎的鹅,有点显得膀子宽,大家觉得怎么样?颜色还是不该选红色的,还是喜欢黑色,纠结要不要", "target": "M?" }, { "source": "M?", "target": "xs,看着大吗" }, { "source": "xs,看着大吗", "target": "你多高?我的s怎么看起来都没你的大" }, { "source": "你多高?我的s怎么看起来都没你的大", "target": "158,92,穿身上感觉大小还可以,看着也好大吗?" }, { "source": "我们正在装", "target": "哎,我们只有风扇" }, { "source": "请问你的小白尊姓大名", "target": "NOTEBOOK叫小白,小小白也行!" }, { "source": "你看大家都没发话呢", "target": "你的头像用的谁照片,介绍给我啊" }, { "source": "你的头像用的谁照片,介绍给我啊", "target": "这个嘛,你可以猜猜看,给你三次机会哦" }, { "source": "好羡慕,我们学校饭好蓝呲", "target": "所以你感觉怎么样。。。" }, { "source": "所以你感觉怎么样。。。", "target": "感觉肯定很好" }, { "source": "感觉肯定很好", "target": "嗯。。。。我也觉得。。话说你回家没阿。。" }, { "source": "嗯。。。。我也觉得。。话说你回家没阿。。", "target": "上班呢过小年才回来~" }, { "source": "上班呢过小年才回来~", "target": "你真的好敬业。。。小年是几号阿。。我也想上班!!开年找工作算了。。。" }, { "source": "你真的好敬业。。。小年是几号阿。。我也想上班!!开年找工作算了。。。", "target": "我应该是除夕前一天回来吧你下学期找个体验一下好了咯离读研还早呢" }, { "source": "我应该是除夕前一天回来吧你下学期找个体验一下好了咯离读研还早呢", "target": "读研。。。呵呵。。后年么你是说。。。。" }, { "source": "读研。。。呵呵。。后年么你是说。。。。", "target": "随意点考都考完了~" }, { "source": "随意点考都考完了~", "target": "不然呢。。静静等着准备专八吧。。就这样四年就没了。。" }, { "source": "花呗可以拖到3月还款", "target": "我就是看在他是花呗,我才买的" }, { "source": "我就是看在他是花呗,我才买的", "target": "可惜花呗账单已经爆了,先还一波再说,我刚刚差点也买了" }, { "source": "可惜花呗账单已经爆了,先还一波再说,我刚刚差点也买了", "target": "加油吧" }, { "source": "你说过要娶我的", "target": "不止和一个人说过呢,你也太好骗了" }, { "source": "哪凉快哪去!别在这潘关系了!一点都不懂事!你才今天来!我去年到现在都没到我!你还是慢慢排你的队吧!", "target": "这都有人回复啊" }, { "source": "表示没有正儿八经喝醉过但有一次和初恋分手后,喝了点酒,然后给初恋打电话不说话就哭……问我咋啦,我就说没事,喝了点酒……他以为我喝了很多喝醉了才这样……其实并没有", "target": "咳咳咳……有点可怕了" }, { "source": "去干什么", "target": "旅游" }, { "source": "好!!!!!!快回来!!!!!!!!", "target": "约么" }, { "source": "约么", "target": "约!" }, { "source": "加油大妍妍", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "不是说看看高数就想睡了吗,如果高数不行,可能百年孤独可以", "target": "百年孤独超级好看……我根本停不下来,高中时候一口气看完了" }, { "source": "百年孤独超级好看……我根本停不下来,高中时候一口气看完了", "target": "那你很厉害了,名字都记得住" }, { "source": "那你很厉害了,名字都记得住", "target": "特地的背一下名字,就可以了" }, { "source": "我是不是更厉害,我直接梦到剧情发展让一追三了。", "target": "梦一下什么时候发财吧我" }, { "source": "所以珍惜时光,尽情地明目张胆吧", "target": "没有对的人,要怎么明目张胆,我只能听明目张胆" }, { "source": "没有对的人,要怎么明目张胆,我只能听明目张胆", "target": "(你不是有真爱么)" }, { "source": "(你不是有真爱么)", "target": "远距离恋爱太艰难" }, { "source": "身高160,可以驾驭驼色大衣吗", "target": "可能稍微有点大我165" }, { "source": "祝贺你顺利毕业", "target": "谢谢啊!也祝你一切顺利!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈我家也这样腿上都是一道一道的你家泰迪也长尾巴呀", "target": "你家狗不纳闷人家的尾巴哪去了" }, { "source": "你家狗不纳闷人家的尾巴哪去了", "target": "我家狗以自己有尾巴为自豪还经常在人家面前甩尾巴" }, { "source": "我家狗以自己有尾巴为自豪还经常在人家面前甩尾巴", "target": "人要有尾巴见到喜欢的人也会摇不停哈" }, { "source": "我最怕去的地方之一就是“理发店”", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "你不是才吃完烧烤", "target": "前天吃哒" }, { "source": "前天吃哒", "target": "才隔了一天" }, { "source": "家里没用蚊帐啊,也没挂蚊帐的地方", "target": "4只晾衣杆竖起" }, { "source": "4只晾衣杆竖起", "target": "而且家里只有一只晾衣竿" }, { "source": "而且家里只有一只晾衣竿", "target": "地址来,我快递3只给你,我家别的不多,就晾衣杆多" }, { "source": "我现在不知道怎么传递温暖给他。", "target": "放被窝里" }, { "source": "相爱十年", "target": "第三者粗线了么!" }, { "source": "第三者粗线了么!", "target": "小四都不少了" }, { "source": "所以就要去把头发给烫了,只是很舍不得自然卷", "target": "你自然卷卷的还真蛮好看的" }, { "source": "你自然卷卷的还真蛮好看的", "target": "长发的自然卷好点,我发给你看" }, { "source": "长发的自然卷好点,我发给你看", "target": "真的好好看啊!!!你就这样吧别动它了" }, { "source": "咳咳..你这一回就是快八月份的事了..是九月开学的吧,咳咳..你是几号开学的..", "target": "哪里呀TAT27,28啊TAT8月底啊TAT" }, { "source": "哪里呀TAT27,28啊TAT8月底啊TAT", "target": "哎?不会吧!12号才放假,8月27、28就上学?这不科学呀,还没够2个月呀,果断申诉呀!" }, { "source": "哎?不会吧!12号才放假,8月27、28就上学?这不科学呀,还没够2个月呀,果断申诉呀!", "target": "申诉吗=Q=好啊好啊=W=快点快点去,,,我等你好消息," }, { "source": "你有多少号!!", "target": "好多!" }, { "source": "雪姐给我贴了双眼皮哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我第一次贴双眼皮感觉眼睛特别大!!!!!", "target": "一眼就看到眼睛的不同好漂亮" }, { "source": "大哥拍戏辛苦啦", "target": "看预告片感觉超帅的" }, { "source": "求真想", "target": "你想要什么的真相" }, { "source": "哇,我楷好厉害", "target": "厉害吧" }, { "source": "厉害吧", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "给你比心", "target": "假的" }, { "source": "灏明老大,今天中午小君姐就没来。现在都11点怎么还没来!她不来找你肉麻,我有点不习惯", "target": "一打完字就看到你在想我的讯息了。" }, { "source": "一打完字就看到你在想我的讯息了。", "target": "咱们有默契" }, { "source": "咱们有默契", "target": "哈哈。是的。是的" }, { "source": "要哭也抱着atm哭", "target": "可惜抱不回家" }, { "source": "可惜抱不回家", "target": "你咋还不睡" }, { "source": "你咋还不睡", "target": "可能些许失眠,孤独寂寞冷……" }, { "source": "可能些许失眠,孤独寂寞冷……", "target": "明天是不是可以休假咧" }, { "source": "运输途中当心点哈", "target": "毕竟你水分那么充足" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你也看安妮和王小明啊", "target": "对的呀对的呀~~" }, { "source": "你是胖了不少", "target": "唉,吃啥都胖的体质" }, { "source": "打一坦克", "target": "有人看着了!不行啊" }, { "source": "想知道升级以后通知栏的安卓系统通知怎么关!", "target": "长按系统通知,把它的选项全部关掉,图标不会显示,但是下拉通知栏的时候还是能看见,它的省电里边不能关后台了,所以用这种方式,我觉得好像是这样" }, { "source": "霍,还挺大,肚子", "target": "挺大的了,不忍直视" }, { "source": "与其说是懒惰…其实看医生这方面,我比较像是…讳疾忌医→×→", "target": "可别这样.....很不好,身心不健康啊...." }, { "source": "可别这样.....很不好,身心不健康啊....", "target": "呃,早就已经不健康了不是…" }, { "source": "帅纯纯~~~", "target": "你想说我是假小子" }, { "source": "你想说我是假小子", "target": "其实不是啦" }, { "source": "下个月", "target": "你不是才去的吗" }, { "source": "你不是才去的吗", "target": "太好玩上瘾了" }, { "source": "太好玩上瘾了", "target": "哈哈哈我七月去" }, { "source": "飞天德是吧", "target": "知道就行了说出来让大家知道多不好" }, { "source": "信森哥得永生", "target": "给我加状态" }, { "source": "打个洞", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "我也想", "target": "给你个勺子" }, { "source": "介意男朋友有异性朋友么", "target": "不介意但不能越界" }, { "source": "有钱有钱有对象,如果不能满足那就有钱有钱有钱吧", "target": "人到中年一心向钱" }, { "source": "人到中年一心向钱", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "我会把字丑的和字丑的交换,避免尴尬", "target": "看到规则就放心了~" }, { "source": "看到你头像我也不想你来了", "target": "哈哈要切剪了头再照" }, { "source": "哈哈要切剪了头再照", "target": "哇你醒了那我也要起来了" }, { "source": "睡觉撸啊撸", "target": "怎么撸法" }, { "source": "怎么撸法", "target": "站着撸" }, { "source": "站着撸", "target": "还有呢?可爱的小胖子" }, { "source": "还有呢?可爱的小胖子", "target": "躺下帮你撸" }, { "source": "躺下帮你撸", "target": "好啊。小胖仔" }, { "source": "好啊。小胖仔", "target": "来啊" }, { "source": "来啊", "target": "还是你来" }, { "source": "还是你来", "target": "你来" }, { "source": "你来", "target": "不去" }, { "source": "不去", "target": "来嘛" }, { "source": "来嘛", "target": "不认识路怕走丢" }, { "source": "不认识路怕走丢", "target": "有我在不会丢" }, { "source": "老铁早上好啊", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "不觉得一个人的日子有多难过,但偶尔还是会失落,依然相信着爱情,等待着有别种看似荒谬的可能,冲破平淡现状。可大概生不逢时,但仍要宁缺毋滥,只因不遇良人,自愿画地为牢。", "target": "爱情是等来的吗,不付出就能收获爱情,都这样想都没有" }, { "source": "嗨不起来,我先睡。", "target": "明明是起床了。" }, { "source": "明明是起床了。", "target": "那个时间段是碎觉" }, { "source": "求返场花嫁所有捞我的人都是小乔的mr.q哦", "target": "我有耶" }, { "source": "艺兴是气了没让吻嘴好伐", "target": "对对对!" }, { "source": "不科学的放生等于杀生", "target": "有经验有脑子真有心的放生还是多数吧,相信有些个案只是经验不足造成的疏忽。放生还是必须放。" }, { "source": "咳咳咳我还想问你个事儿来着", "target": "么事儿?" }, { "source": "么事儿?", "target": "那个弹吉他的男人你找来的么" }, { "source": "那个弹吉他的男人你找来的么", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "啧啧啧。。。简直简直。。" }, { "source": "啧啧啧。。。简直简直。。", "target": "奇葩吧~" }, { "source": "奇葩吧~", "target": "不忍直视啊。。。" }, { "source": "不忍直视啊。。。", "target": "习惯就好。" }, { "source": "习惯就好。", "target": "你也略知其奇葩事么" }, { "source": "你也略知其奇葩事么", "target": "那天的不知。。。" }, { "source": "那天的不知。。。", "target": "求818除了那天的然后你告诉我后我再告诉你那天的" }, { "source": "求818除了那天的然后你告诉我后我再告诉你那天的", "target": "他在我隔壁宿舍" }, { "source": "他在我隔壁宿舍", "target": "求八卦" }, { "source": "你没出力还累那你对象该不是要累死?", "target": "你思想正常点嘛!!" }, { "source": "你思想正常点嘛!!", "target": "很正常啊" }, { "source": "理不了理不了,理了没钱吃饭了", "target": "哈哈哈哈我也是每个月要交房租觉得自己裹紧裤腰过日子" }, { "source": "终于发日常了!!爱你", "target": "送你上去" }, { "source": "小米6666666666666666666666", "target": "小米6拍照是短板,拍照真没法和一加比。贵也贵的有价值好吗" }, { "source": "小米6拍照是短板,拍照真没法和一加比。贵也贵的有价值好吗", "target": "那你就确定一加五拍照会比小米6好?" }, { "source": "那你就确定一加五拍照会比小米6好?", "target": "评测出来可以看看,我自己也试过小米6的拍照。整个手机可以说和一加不相上下但是拍照确实不行" }, { "source": "最怕忽然听到你的消息", "target": "突然好想你" }, { "source": "突然好想你", "target": "你会在哪里" }, { "source": "我猜我认识这位唇红齿白先生", "target": "没有啦。编的!我觉得不编的精彩一点门票不会给我的。所以…" }, { "source": "没有啦。编的!我觉得不编的精彩一点门票不会给我的。所以…", "target": "我也是编哒" }, { "source": "我也是编哒", "target": "原来你想乍我" }, { "source": "原来你想乍我", "target": "不会透露的啦当作毕业礼物送给你" }, { "source": "矮油,害羞了,我姨夸我", "target": "我也超喜欢这张照片的" }, { "source": "我一直都在流浪可我不曾见过海洋", "target": "我以为的遗忘" }, { "source": "有浪费基因才有爱而不得另一种平衡", "target": "其实在告诉我本质是高贵冷艳你懂" }, { "source": "有个姐更好", "target": "你多大" }, { "source": "你多大", "target": "你呢" }, { "source": "天天发好吃的不怕被揍么哈哈", "target": "不怕~等你来爱我" }, { "source": "不怕~等你来爱我", "target": "有我就够了,那谁走开" }, { "source": "穷的想出去买粮还没走出小区就被风吓到了来嘉看你需要我给你邮一箱吗", "target": "要要切克闹" }, { "source": "求求你们了,能不能削一下猴子,战士都受不了,何况是坦克", "target": "我百里守约前中后期都不怕猴子嘿嘿嘿可惜就是拿不到猴子我真没感觉排位里面佷强势匹配那乱七八糟的队友当然强咯" }, { "source": "我百里守约前中后期都不怕猴子嘿嘿嘿可惜就是拿不到猴子我真没感觉排位里面佷强势匹配那乱七八糟的队友当然强咯", "target": "百里守约离得远啊,还隐身,有视野,不容易被蹲" }, { "source": "你来听现场的好么?", "target": "通常不见其人闻声,几难听都会觉得好听过" }, { "source": "通常不见其人闻声,几难听都会觉得好听过", "target": "也不至于!" }, { "source": "也不至于!", "target": "好感动,回到亲爱的宿舍了" }, { "source": "好感动,回到亲爱的宿舍了", "target": "恭喜,好好休息" }, { "source": "5毛钱而已。你把钱看的太重了,钱不是万能的,孩纸你还小!", "target": "人多力量大,哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "炫耀新手机!", "target": "喝多了没昨天!" }, { "source": "喝多了没昨天!", "target": "借口帮开车所以没喝哈哈哈" }, { "source": "小孩子要诚实哟", "target": "不是==" }, { "source": "不是==", "target": "你不是才16呢?那就是小孩纸呀" }, { "source": "你不是才16呢?那就是小孩纸呀", "target": "大人纸" }, { "source": "大人纸", "target": "乱说,再乱说打屁屁了" }, { "source": "作为新疆人我觉得那个羊腿还是不错的请让我先试吃", "target": "哈哈没问题" }, { "source": "不减肥了?", "target": "吃完再减也不迟" }, { "source": "如果有下一个人果断绝交", "target": "果断绝交!" }, { "source": "你再胖一点牙缝就挤不见了毕竟有人已经成功了", "target": "泥说得好像很有道理" }, { "source": "我可以做你的免费摄影师,自带所有设备。我喜欢田园生活,没有任何要求。如果可以的话,给我一段时间准备,我会放弃现在的所有东西。", "target": "加油你可以的" }, { "source": "你是哪个", "target": "你猜嘛" }, { "source": "你猜嘛", "target": "猜得到我就不问了" }, { "source": "冬天拿出巧克力刚撕掉包装纸,忘了突然有个什么事情了,就随手把一整条巧克力放在暖气片上了…等我想起来的时候…算了不堪回首", "target": "赶紧舔" }, { "source": "你还有肩膀啊?", "target": "彼此彼此啦" }, { "source": "没钱,出不了国", "target": "呵呵呵呵,大天朝你有游览遍了。该出去走走了" }, { "source": "呵呵呵呵,大天朝你有游览遍了。该出去走走了", "target": "还没遍,我前几天回家才办护照" }, { "source": "来自熊猫眼的期待", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "为你打长途电话!!", "target": "接电话啦" }, { "source": "带那么多话题作甚?", "target": "我喜欢啊,不用打字啊,省事啊,不行啊?" }, { "source": "我喜欢啊,不用打字啊,省事啊,不行啊?", "target": "不是不行,你喜欢就好。" }, { "source": "给我吃的都拉黑粑粑了", "target": "放冷冻里。吃冰的" }, { "source": "桌布是斜的", "target": "是的,不对线,看着想死" }, { "source": "是的,不对线,看着想死", "target": "同强迫症" }, { "source": "思楠,你咋去沧州烧去了,让佳明给你送药", "target": "烧懵了……佳明是谁?" }, { "source": "真美幸福的人", "target": "哟,你抓紧啦!" }, { "source": "哟,你抓紧啦!", "target": "要的要的像你看齐" }, { "source": "今天去打篮球但是你没有在我怎么不开心", "target": "在我想象中有一双滑板鞋~" }, { "source": "除了南锣鼓巷的小吃还有簋街的其他的都瞎攥的", "target": "我住的地方就在南锣鼓巷附近" }, { "source": "一菲在里面成绩不好?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "我答应你什么了", "target": "呵呵,很中" }, { "source": "我的女朋友是头老鼠", "target": "你女朋友是猫" }, { "source": "晚上好!", "target": "晚上好!" }, { "source": "晚上好!", "target": "穿得很暖和啊" }, { "source": "穿得很暖和啊", "target": "俺怕冷呀穿的暖暖的" }, { "source": "俺怕冷呀穿的暖暖的", "target": "我懂" }, { "source": "你说你,一驾驶技术不到家的还敢跑市里得瑟去呀。", "target": "他开车" }, { "source": "你在玩游戏呀", "target": "哈哈,衣服装扮挺好看的吧" }, { "source": "哈哈,衣服装扮挺好看的吧", "target": "还阔以的" }, { "source": "你真美~好可爱~", "target": "我真开心" }, { "source": "色素性干皮症童话二分之一女主就得了这个病而见不了光", "target": "英语老师那时候不也见不得光么" }, { "source": "英语老师那时候不也见不得光么", "target": "辣还是你记性好诶" }, { "source": "辣还是你记性好诶", "target": "那你看" }, { "source": "想请问为什么这么卡一小时我就没进去过一直异常", "target": "我也是,老是网络异常,最后我还是坚持在不能给她发信息的情况下看完了直播" }, { "source": "我也是,老是网络异常,最后我还是坚持在不能给她发信息的情况下看完了直播", "target": "用流量看都不行我都关机重启都不行" }, { "source": "笑笑好久都没见你出没诶!", "target": "哈哈。。我一直都不太出没" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!你有小秘密?哈哈哈!你工资好多?你只有这一个秘密!哈哈哈!", "target": "谁没有小秘密" }, { "source": "加油呐快期末考试了", "target": "嗯嗯好的,你也是噢" }, { "source": "我的雪人死掉了", "target": "关我什么事" }, { "source": "吃金丝猴奶糖,我都怀疑自己的牙……太粘了…", "target": "没错…就是那个金丝猴的……" }, { "source": "没错…就是那个金丝猴的……", "target": "金丝猴真的是太粘牙了…" }, { "source": "金丝猴真的是太粘牙了…", "target": "真的是…牙都要下来了…" }, { "source": "啥时候回来亲", "target": "20号吧…那时候开学啊" }, { "source": "春困", "target": "一下午困了两次" }, { "source": "一下午困了两次", "target": "我都没出门下午又睡着了" }, { "source": "然后打脸不,我就问你打脸不", "target": "我有点害怕" }, { "source": "别提热巴和娜扎好吗", "target": "算了我帮你带狗头" }, { "source": "算了我帮你带狗头", "target": "带狗头干啥?" }, { "source": "你好懒……", "target": "0.0嘘!!妹纸你要去法国玩么!!" }, { "source": "0.0嘘!!妹纸你要去法国玩么!!", "target": "不是啊!要去留学" }, { "source": "可是我总是在夜深人静时想说说话那……你……晚安吧", "target": "失眠了你得负责" }, { "source": "失眠了你得负责", "target": "还有这说法那你不睡,我要睡了" }, { "source": "自动取款机银行", "target": "我们山里没有" }, { "source": "给我买糖次", "target": "回来给你买" }, { "source": "回来给你买", "target": "妥了" }, { "source": "但是玩手机却可以聚精会神几个小时", "target": "说的太对了" }, { "source": "哟!有什么事过不去呀。晚上辣一炮就好了!", "target": "原来你在。呵呵" }, { "source": "有公交就很不错了好吗。。想想帝都堵车堵到公交都等不到", "target": "你们可是首堵。真的机车很方便!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "你们可是首堵。真的机车很方便!!!!!!!!", "target": "你们可以租到机车就好了。。" }, { "source": "你们可以租到机车就好了。。", "target": "就是租不到,要机车驾驶证!!!我又没有!!!!" }, { "source": "明天就工作日了", "target": "我就没有看到那个工作日" }, { "source": "同一天生日咱们彼此祝福", "target": "嘻嘻生日快乐" }, { "source": "看得到我吗", "target": "可爱满分" }, { "source": "可爱满分", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "我男朋友就是修铁路的希望大家善待他们", "target": "让人" }, { "source": "仿佛看到了傲娇脸,", "target": "哈哈哈不给吃不开心了" }, { "source": "我今天下午就说有妖风!", "target": "之前的妖风没有呜~~~~~~~~" }, { "source": "国人啥意思?当个小三还当出自豪感了?", "target": "国人是自己的意思" }, { "source": "你们这种好看的人不需要健身", "target": "把你嘴甜的" }, { "source": "屏下指纹是对面部识别的一个补充吧,毕竟面部识别使用还是受周边环境限制", "target": "说实话不受环境影响,我在被窝里一样秒开" }, { "source": "说实话不受环境影响,我在被窝里一样秒开", "target": "摘掉眼镜就凉凉了" }, { "source": "我一直以为你是学姐", "target": "学长好不好" }, { "source": "周日晚上加班了?", "target": "嗯,到一点多" }, { "source": "嗯,到一点多", "target": "没跪了吧" }, { "source": "没跪了吧", "target": "我感觉我要惹事,p了一堆图,结果别人说p的很明显,很容易被看出来" }, { "source": "我感觉我要惹事,p了一堆图,结果别人说p的很明显,很容易被看出来", "target": "那就妥妥的交给我吧" }, { "source": "那就妥妥的交给我吧", "target": "有点多,个人照片没有素材,感觉有点来不及了……" }, { "source": "头发要掉光了", "target": "头发是什么,我有吗???" }, { "source": "节日快乐", "target": "快乐天天" }, { "source": "生日快乐~我以为你周六过生日", "target": "昨天是阴历的啦谢谢星月姐" }, { "source": "昨天是阴历的啦谢谢星月姐", "target": "忘记了你是两个都要过的人儿" }, { "source": "忘记了你是两个都要过的人儿", "target": "哈哈,这点小心思都被你造了" }, { "source": "哈哈,这点小心思都被你造了", "target": "那对呗我这么炫酷的" }, { "source": "那对呗我这么炫酷的", "target": "其实我是说着玩的,我就是阴历过,阳历是因为胖子提到顺嘴说的" }, { "source": "哈哈你来了今天要到联系方式了", "target": "啊啊啊啊!好棒!慢慢来不要吓到人家。但是你看韩剧里面也都是女孩子很主动的。" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊!好棒!慢慢来不要吓到人家。但是你看韩剧里面也都是女孩子很主动的。", "target": "回来发现是一个钟爱二次元的主播/会街舞会吉他" }, { "source": "还没睡的人飘过", "target": "额我明明看你没在线" }, { "source": "额我明明看你没在线", "target": "在的啊" }, { "source": "在的啊", "target": "还不去昆明?" }, { "source": "还不去昆明?", "target": "不去了今天要去澄江玩" }, { "source": "??艾特错人了?老子是长发", "target": "??可以剪短阿" }, { "source": "??可以剪短阿", "target": "意思是嫌我长发丑?" }, { "source": "喜欢你", "target": "想你想你啊" }, { "source": "看过我唾弃你的坟墓,和同学一起看的。看到后面女主杀一个男的时候把他的小给剪下来然后塞到他嘴巴里。然后旁边的同学惊恐的捂着自己的小", "target": "汁源已出~需要的宝宝私我" }, { "source": "怎么我现在才看见第一个有男票了没求联系方式", "target": "左边还是右边那个" }, { "source": "你考研吗?", "target": "考啊……向女神看齐" }, { "source": "哦哟喂''蚕吐水流出来乐''", "target": "带贝贝来吃~" }, { "source": "带贝贝来吃~", "target": "里面有浆爆出来的是哇'''" }, { "source": "你要和谁心连心", "target": "没人,和我自己吧" }, { "source": "没人,和我自己吧", "target": "那我走了" }, { "source": "那我走了", "target": "哎…没爱了" }, { "source": "哎…没爱了", "target": "伤心加失望" }, { "source": "伤心加失望", "target": "我还没哭呢" }, { "source": "我还没哭呢", "target": "切,你为嘛哭" }, { "source": "切,你为嘛哭", "target": "想哭,不知道为啥" }, { "source": "想哭,不知道为啥", "target": "来我怀里哭吧" }, { "source": "来我怀里哭吧", "target": "好," }, { "source": "好,", "target": "乖宝,别哭" }, { "source": "乖宝,别哭", "target": "我不哭,我要放声大哭" }, { "source": "我不哭,我要放声大哭", "target": "放声大哭" }, { "source": "放声大哭", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "听着你的话觉得自己好好就上课不给玩而已下课个个手机拼命玩", "target": "MD,,不公平啊~~~" }, { "source": "MD,,不公平啊~~~", "target": "你应该交了很多新朋友吧" }, { "source": "你应该交了很多新朋友吧", "target": "呵呵,是啊,我们宿舍的人都挺搞笑的呢~~" }, { "source": "呵呵,是啊,我们宿舍的人都挺搞笑的呢~~", "target": "哦哦。。那你应该过的不错" }, { "source": "自己有多少钱心里别没个比数", "target": "没有。" }, { "source": "那个至少空管在第一时间就确认飞机失事,失联是个什么鬼", "target": "第一时间确认飞机失事。。?如果确认飞机失事就不会十天后才找到飞机残骸了,当时连飞机飞哪儿去了都不知道" }, { "source": "有一个小问题,为毛要买宜春到南昌的票呢?", "target": "因为我在宜春啊" }, { "source": "因为我在宜春啊", "target": "不在南昌工作了?" }, { "source": "头像我给满分", "target": "难看呀?" }, { "source": "难看呀?", "target": "我说难看了么我意思是好看" }, { "source": "你这睡的可够晚的毕业了吧留在北京了吗", "target": "广东" }, { "source": "赶紧睡去阿", "target": "啊啊啊真的睡啦" }, { "source": "啊啊啊真的睡啦", "target": "哈哈哈睡吧睡吧" }, { "source": "去了两家书店,两个报刊亭,都没有卖。用了差不多一个小时的时间。用了差不多一半的红色毛爷爷搭车。最后,却什么都没有诶。失望死了。钱、时间都不是问题,问题是为什么没有最新的有你的,就算一百元一本我也要买啊。最重要的是要有", "target": "你为什么不在网上买啊?八块钱书钱加十块钱邮费" }, { "source": "认真的女人最美了", "target": "说得太好了!" }, { "source": "今天生日求祝福", "target": "生日快乐" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢,谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢,谢谢", "target": "好幸福哦…得到美少女的祝福…" }, { "source": "家里的饭不比巴奴好吃啊,快回来吧,锦华苑", "target": "我去,以为就咱俩说话呢,回复错了…………………" }, { "source": "我去,以为就咱俩说话呢,回复错了…………………", "target": "尴尬。。。。" }, { "source": "成都180小律师一枚", "target": "南充南充158护士一枚" }, { "source": "南充南充158护士一枚", "target": "南充啊" }, { "source": "等我开发完月球", "target": "月球你好,嫦娥呢。" }, { "source": "月球你好,嫦娥呢。", "target": "去火星了。" }, { "source": "去火星了。", "target": "我本来就在火星" }, { "source": "我本来就在火星", "target": "我在火星生活这么多年没见过你" }, { "source": "你你你,格格巫?我认识的?", "target": "大花坛嘤嘤嘤" }, { "source": "大花坛嘤嘤嘤", "target": "喵呜~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈老公老公生日快乐爱你哟", "target": "啵多" }, { "source": "这都是什么日子啊。大二还让不让人活了。", "target": "跪了的节奏啊!!" }, { "source": "有喜欢的人给你买烤地瓜,有喜欢的人陪你吃关东煮,有喜欢的人陪你打雪仗堆雪人,你说,啊好冷,有喜欢的人哈气给你暖手", "target": "哎呀" }, { "source": "最讨厌吃石榴啦。石榴能到什么啊?", "target": "那你喜欢吃什么?" }, { "source": "晚安。", "target": "晚安晚安" }, { "source": "要上班的人伤不起!!!!!!!!", "target": "元旦点都有两日吧?两日够晒啦…" }, { "source": "元旦点都有两日吧?两日够晒啦…", "target": "我要去韶山开会" }, { "source": "我要去韶山开会", "target": "几时?" }, { "source": "几时?", "target": "2-5" }, { "source": "你为什么想成为我", "target": "你咋还不睡" }, { "source": "你咋地来霓虹啦", "target": "哟您也在?" }, { "source": "哟您也在?", "target": "我在仙台呀你在东京?" }, { "source": "你又要伤心了", "target": "唉不伤心啦早就希望他快点结婚生个娃儿了!!!" }, { "source": "唉不伤心啦早就希望他快点结婚生个娃儿了!!!", "target": "你也早点结婚了" }, { "source": "你也早点结婚了", "target": "我还早得很不要捉急啊" }, { "source": "我还早得很不要捉急啊", "target": "混两年一哈就完了" }, { "source": "大哥什么时候会馀姚", "target": "大哥最近要在杭州混了,大概等你考完试回吧。" }, { "source": "大哥最近要在杭州混了,大概等你考完试回吧。", "target": "那正好考完找你溜达" }, { "source": "找辅导员,让他给改,我的也忘了,昨天给他打电话,他说帮忙给改", "target": "感动.谢谢......" }, { "source": "感动.谢谢......", "target": "呵呵。这有啥好感动的" }, { "source": "囊我跑了你前头去,你就不用回头了", "target": "无言以对。。" }, { "source": "无言以对。。", "target": "哈哈。囊你不跟我玩耍,赖谁" }, { "source": "哈哈。囊你不跟我玩耍,赖谁", "target": "对象心眼太小。他不乐意囊" }, { "source": "对象心眼太小。他不乐意囊", "target": "俺咋不知道你有对象" }, { "source": "俺咋不知道你有对象", "target": "你不知道才怪" }, { "source": "你不知道才怪", "target": "哈,我刚才问了,木有对象骗我" }, { "source": "快了,回来后,赶紧回家休息!现在202可冷清了呢!大家坐等你回来", "target": "等我回来大闹三百回合吗" }, { "source": "化学僧告诉你,没事的,最多拉肚子,大多数情况都是过一会你就忘了,没事,忘了", "target": "啊,昨晚没睡好觉,是不是吃了这个影响的" }, { "source": "啊,昨晚没睡好觉,是不是吃了这个影响的", "target": "哈哈哈,不会的,心理作用比较大一点" }, { "source": "所以我又睡早咯", "target": "你啊就是搞事情" }, { "source": "养太好了!你就是传说中的播种大神吧", "target": "我离这个称号还有很远的路要走!" }, { "source": "快叫学长。", "target": "我又不是你学妹" }, { "source": "海瓜子看得我好撑", "target": "这家菜量感觉都挺大的,妈呀好撑现在" }, { "source": "这家菜量感觉都挺大的,妈呀好撑现在", "target": "我刚吃了百香果煮的鱼吃撑了还打包" }, { "source": "我刚吃了百香果煮的鱼吃撑了还打包", "target": "百香果煮鱼?那是啥味道" }, { "source": "百香果煮鱼?那是啥味道", "target": "酸酸的" }, { "source": "今晚你吃夜宵了吗", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "哎妈,发型换了果然不一样啊", "target": "人家是村里美丽的姑娘,不是村姑" }, { "source": "人家是村里美丽的姑娘,不是村姑", "target": "简称" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "昨天失眠到三点" }, { "source": "人比人气死人,羡慕嫉妒恨啊!", "target": "毕业了你想去哪去哪啊" }, { "source": "为何你的眼里满怀深情", "target": "因为我对这土地爱的深沉" }, { "source": "奔奔!好冷啊!穿多多喔!", "target": "你也是哦注意保暖" }, { "source": "我明儿就回去,等着我", "target": "呢我的赶紧买张机票飞走" }, { "source": "我爱过几个人,怎么还不够", "target": "喵喵我前段时间在佛山一直在想要去看杰伦演唱会最后就是我没有买票没有去" }, { "source": "喵喵我前段时间在佛山一直在想要去看杰伦演唱会最后就是我没有买票没有去", "target": "没事,还会有很多机会的,下次知道有演唱会马上买票就好" }, { "source": "镜子里的你出卖了你", "target": "没P" }, { "source": "没P", "target": "有自动美颜么" }, { "source": "有自动美颜么", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "那好吧,那我觉得还是祖国适合你,这样看起来就像比我小了" }, { "source": "樱桃", "target": "聪明" }, { "source": "来指导我吧", "target": "出路费我就去" }, { "source": "出路费我就去", "target": "哈哈,好啊" }, { "source": "哈哈,好啊", "target": "反正也没去过四川!" }, { "source": "反正也没去过四川!", "target": "我在重庆,亲" }, { "source": "我在重庆,亲", "target": "对了,你们那里不归四川啦" }, { "source": "对了,你们那里不归四川啦", "target": "14你年前我们就和上海、深圳、北京一样了。" }, { "source": "14你年前我们就和上海、深圳、北京一样了。", "target": "真没去过!" }, { "source": "真没去过!", "target": "空了来啊" }, { "source": "哪里违章了呀?", "target": "交警有权利随时随地查你" }, { "source": "交警有权利随时随地查你", "target": "是权力!" }, { "source": "你是哪一届", "target": "14" }, { "source": "14", "target": "15" }, { "source": "求真手!", "target": "真手太丑了" }, { "source": "真手太丑了", "target": "想感受一下真手是啥样的!" }, { "source": "出去大吃一顿思路就开阔了", "target": "天将降大任……饿其体肤……" }, { "source": "好基友好朋友", "target": "那是哈哈哈" }, { "source": "为什么不看《恋爱回旋》", "target": "可能红海行动男人多" }, { "source": "可能红海行动男人多", "target": "恋爱回旋全是男的" }, { "source": "2002年你才高一啊……", "target": "暴露了年龄" }, { "source": "晒猫犯规!", "target": "为何犯规!" }, { "source": "没车模去干嘛", "target": "都跟你一样" }, { "source": "都跟你一样", "target": "他是大头吗?" }, { "source": "我想母校的那棵杏花树了", "target": "上班了也没时间回去拍一下了。" }, { "source": "上班了也没时间回去拍一下了。", "target": "4.14号可能要回济南" }, { "source": "你搬来昆明啦?", "target": "嗯。来找我玩啊~" }, { "source": "今天就打折你居然逃跑", "target": "去年我打折买了一大堆,我感觉都是我贪便宜的心态在作祟。。。我今年真的不敢收了啊。。。" }, { "source": "感觉番茄好随意喔~", "target": "反正都下肚咯,卖相不重要" }, { "source": "反正都下肚咯,卖相不重要", "target": "这个应该要注重吧~看起来漂亮应该可以等于美味~" }, { "source": "老师,拍的大全景照片总是那么好看", "target": "因为我总在第一排啊昨天看到你的床戏了……" }, { "source": "因为我总在第一排啊昨天看到你的床戏了……", "target": "我只是个宝宝" }, { "source": "期待那英", "target": "超级期待我那呀" }, { "source": "要不是明天要去武汉了,我真想去找你", "target": "我不介意你把票退了" }, { "source": "我不介意你把票退了", "target": "不存在的" }, { "source": "不存在的", "target": "传说中的塑料" }, { "source": "不上班啊孩子", "target": "在上,不是很忙,就随便翻几页。" }, { "source": "在上,不是很忙,就随便翻几页。", "target": "嘿嘿现在还是在那家公司嘛?" }, { "source": "嘿嘿现在还是在那家公司嘛?", "target": "嗯,还是原来那家" }, { "source": "不想睡吧", "target": "想,很累很累" }, { "source": "想,很累很累", "target": "那是怎么了" }, { "source": "这鸡爪看起来不错", "target": "特辣" }, { "source": "特辣", "target": "所以看起来有食欲啊" }, { "source": "所以看起来有食欲啊", "target": "能吃辣的都喜欢" }, { "source": "能吃辣的都喜欢", "target": "嗯也是" }, { "source": "童心未泯", "target": "哦哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "摸头", "target": "拿开了你的手" }, { "source": "拿开了你的手", "target": "对!发型不能乱!" }, { "source": "对!发型不能乱!", "target": "对!发型乱了会影响帅气的高度" }, { "source": "你怎么又去福州了?不上班吗", "target": "要上啊去了就回来了啊!" }, { "source": "要上啊去了就回来了啊!", "target": "倒处跑也" }, { "source": "倒处跑也", "target": "办事!" }, { "source": "办事!", "target": "办啥子事!" }, { "source": "办啥子事!", "target": "私事!" }, { "source": "肚子太饿木有食物无法入睡", "target": "哈哈哈。我也饿了。" }, { "source": "你家还缺狗子吗?坐副驾驶的那种", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "日系零食第一排都是迷糊吗?", "target": "各种成品菜泥鱼泥" }, { "source": "我完全看不到那只狗就是脱黑的", "target": "错误这只比上一只白一点" }, { "source": "错误这只比上一只白一点", "target": "比猫美10倍" }, { "source": "比猫美10倍", "target": "不可能比我的猫肉乖不可能" }, { "source": "你什么时候回家的啊,怎么了", "target": "明天就回广州了,没事啊。" }, { "source": "明天就回广州了,没事啊。", "target": "怎么突然回家啦啊羡慕" }, { "source": "这家饭店在哪呀?好想吃", "target": "上海姥姥家常菜,推荐" }, { "source": "上海姥姥家常菜,推荐", "target": "人多不多?每次我吃个饭都要排队好久" }, { "source": "人多不多?每次我吃个饭都要排队好久", "target": "多,但还是挺快" }, { "source": "他看不见我!!!!!!!", "target": "他在我家上空飘。。" }, { "source": "他在我家上空飘。。", "target": "做梦!!!!" }, { "source": "做梦!!!!", "target": "不信,你来看看,刚刚走。。" }, { "source": "你是减肥还是存钱啊。这么省", "target": "都有,一兼二顾,主要还是这种天气实在太热了" }, { "source": "演唱会什么时候!!我要去!", "target": "6月2,3" }, { "source": "想我就喝奶茶", "target": "热啦,不想出去买,哭哭" }, { "source": "上课的我又错过了直播", "target": "头像" }, { "source": "我怎么了", "target": "开始还以为煮饭阿姨是说的食堂大妈原来是在后街开了店" }, { "source": "开始还以为煮饭阿姨是说的食堂大妈原来是在后街开了店", "target": "哈哈哈哈都是开玩笑的" }, { "source": "卖钱,买房子,买地!", "target": "1000拿好" }, { "source": "亲爱的~带个妹纸回来~~", "target": "吼吼!!!换手机了" }, { "source": "吼吼!!!换手机了", "target": "我看到了哟亲当心充电" }, { "source": "我看到了哟亲当心充电", "target": "噗!!!!" }, { "source": "噗!!!!", "target": "带个妹纸回来" }, { "source": "睡觉不可能", "target": "还要我怎样" }, { "source": "你再看看我的", "target": "没有,你丧失了被我吐槽的机会。。。睡了,祝你起x" }, { "source": "没有,你丧失了被我吐槽的机会。。。睡了,祝你起x", "target": "祝你XXX生么么哒" }, { "source": "祝你XXX生么么哒", "target": "xxx=不死长,你啥时候嘴这么甜了" }, { "source": "准备去海边玩么", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "不约我" }, { "source": "什么时候请吃饭", "target": "要是那么快就好了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈早点睡觉哦晚安", "target": "晚安晚安要睡了。" }, { "source": "我能上热评我直播吞电脑", "target": "那么拼也是醉了" }, { "source": "看战绩不一样可以知道在不在线啊", "target": "关战绩不就行喽" }, { "source": "加油加油嘻嘻", "target": "你也加油工作辛苦要好好吃饭呀" }, { "source": "生日快乐!来晚了!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "三方都回应了,造谣者可以停止了吗?吃瓜群众怎样才愿意还真相一个公道。", "target": "不回应说心虚,回应还是不依不饶,到底想怎么样" }, { "source": "室内设计师一般只有周一或者周二休", "target": "我是二般室内设计师,周日休" }, { "source": "眼神很贼啊", "target": "目测是你媳妇……" }, { "source": "目测是你媳妇……", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "是滴", "target": "这么快就谈到银川妹子了?" }, { "source": "前辈,客气客气~", "target": "哎哟,把我叫老了。。。" }, { "source": "哎哟,把我叫老了。。。", "target": "不不,这跟年龄没关系,关键在阅历" }, { "source": "不不,这跟年龄没关系,关键在阅历", "target": "哈哈,好吧~~多谢多谢~~" }, { "source": "被生病的狗狗闹醒了", "target": "可怜" }, { "source": "我用聚美四年了,皮肤很好,而且30天的无条件退货,去专柜验证是假的完全可以退货,我身边有个朋友不相信聚美,买东西老退,反正我是相信的,我的皮肤可以作证。如果有专柜,完全可以从当地专柜买,这样比较放心,但是好多品牌是当地没有专柜的,比起乐蜂或者京东之类的,我还是选择聚美。", "target": "去专柜验过吗专柜给验?" }, { "source": "所以把李玉刚刷掉了请了个嗓里藏哨的?", "target": "哈哈哈!真敢说" }, { "source": "原来你是学生", "target": "是啊,还是一个有作业的学生" }, { "source": "师傅你在这里干嘛呢", "target": "下午没课了,陪奶奶公园走走" }, { "source": "下午没课了,陪奶奶公园走走", "target": "好有爱好师傅" }, { "source": "好有爱好师傅", "target": "你呢?有上班吗?" }, { "source": "你呢?有上班吗?", "target": "嗯嗯在上班等饭咯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯在上班等饭咯", "target": "现在还没吃饭呀?小夕" }, { "source": "现在还没吃饭呀?小夕", "target": "嗯嗯还没有呢" }, { "source": "自备炸鸡啊", "target": "等回来去吴没奶家喝酒" }, { "source": "小狗哲论家会很想你的", "target": "我穿着你的大黄哈哈" }, { "source": "我穿着你的大黄哈哈", "target": "请叫他土豪金!!!!" }, { "source": "请叫他土豪金!!!!", "target": "土豪金毛爱" }, { "source": "神仙你会腾云驾雾吗?", "target": "比较胖的神仙。。" }, { "source": "真羡慕有机会分手的人我都没有女朋友", "target": "哈哈哈凉凉送我们" }, { "source": "哈哈哈凉凉送我们", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我觉得这是一本好书,所以帮上下头条,比较穷,就一个小时,真贵", "target": "您活该身家千万一生平安" }, { "source": "我今天出去玩啦,所以又晚了哈哈", "target": "又迟到" }, { "source": "大夜猫", "target": "你咋害米碎呢?" }, { "source": "你咋害米碎呢?", "target": "排着呢!" }, { "source": "排着呢!", "target": "哦!对了!明天有演出。嘿嘿!" }, { "source": "好幸福", "target": "嘿嘿~~开心的呢" }, { "source": "每次看乐视开发布会就感觉像开忽悠大会似的。", "target": "我也有这种感觉" }, { "source": "我已经在嘉兴了,是不是该给我留一份了?", "target": "你明天不回嘉兴吗?我还在,就看你有没有心给我带咯" }, { "source": "你明天不回嘉兴吗?我还在,就看你有没有心给我带咯", "target": "你干嘛自己回复自己咯" }, { "source": "你干嘛自己回复自己咯", "target": "发错了" }, { "source": "就要离开朝阳了", "target": "所以临走前多吃点好的!" }, { "source": "喜欢投谁就投谁麻烦了看的我尴尬死", "target": "我就要投你天天投你" }, { "source": "好伙食", "target": "请教你个问题,有个半岁的小缘苗,这两天给龟粮突然不吃了,这正常吗?之前吃的挺多" }, { "source": "其实我觉得露娜更像宋祖儿", "target": "是的是的!" }, { "source": "去看看自己是吧", "target": "我是金丝猴你在小动物村火车第四节" }, { "source": "我是金丝猴你在小动物村火车第四节", "target": "一身金毛" }, { "source": "快来快来", "target": "无需说" }, { "source": "这衣服你穿起来好漂亮", "target": "其实这只是造骗" }, { "source": "请问现在去是穿什么衣服呢?", "target": "刚入冬不算太冷,可以穿一件毛衣加一件大衣,迟点估计会比较冷了" }, { "source": "看房子的凤凰本意可能是想看你的房子价格如何够不够他爸妈住", "target": "可能是想把全家请来显摆,跟人合租,需要解释,意味着显摆不了了" }, { "source": "太太不接加急?", "target": "抱歉,不加急~" }, { "source": "这个季节我几乎每天都能捡一大笼子各种野生菌子,吃不完的就晒干存起来以后煲汤。但是有一点必须要提醒一下,不认识的菌子不要随便捡随便吃!万一有毒!!反正我们这儿有一种菌子吃了会产生幻觉看见各种小人儿……别问我为什么知道……", "target": "我们这吃菌子都要放大蒜,因为如果有毒,大蒜会变黑" }, { "source": "你直接就住男朋友家了", "target": "有问题吗" }, { "source": "恭喜啦!话说,现在上个幼儿园还真是难哪!", "target": "呵呵,是说那~" }, { "source": "老岳你赶紧关注我啊", "target": "哎妈呀,你是郭岁?" }, { "source": "你经历了什么", "target": "我经历了循序渐进的减肥" }, { "source": "了解太多也是害", "target": "根本不了解他怎么办" }, { "source": "要战狼才能显示出它的好吗?不踩战狼就不好看吗?", "target": "有对比才会有差距啊,相比战狼那种个人英雄主义,红海可以称的上一部绝佳的战争题材电影" }, { "source": "有对比才会有差距啊,相比战狼那种个人英雄主义,红海可以称的上一部绝佳的战争题材电影", "target": "你也说红海是战争片,战狼2定位是动作片。麻烦先搞清楚片子各自类型。" }, { "source": "你也说红海是战争片,战狼2定位是动作片。麻烦先搞清楚片子各自类型。", "target": "你家动作片又是枪又是坦克?" }, { "source": "你家动作片又是枪又是坦克?", "target": "嗯如你所愿我家就是" }, { "source": "千万别吹自己,看看薛之谦。。", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "赶紧找一个,都快毕业了都..", "target": "问题是不是想找就找得到啊。" }, { "source": "你选的哪个地方,我定了铂爵厦门店,这个月22号拍,开始担心了", "target": "是的我也是厦门昨天拍的今天去重拍化妆师摄影师技术太坑辣鸡" }, { "source": "是的我也是厦门昨天拍的今天去重拍化妆师摄影师技术太坑辣鸡", "target": "千万不要在重拍了!你可以直接的退款了!重拍也不一定能拍好" }, { "source": "我喜欢吃蜘蛛哦", "target": "你是来示爱的吗!?" }, { "source": "今天加量不加价。", "target": "每天吃得好像猪……" }, { "source": "每天吃得好像猪……", "target": "每天吃得好像猫儿" }, { "source": "去哪里看", "target": "乐视" }, { "source": "我一直在胖", "target": "别着急。我们都会慢慢胖死的" }, { "source": "北方有蚊子么?", "target": "你来试试啊当然有啊" }, { "source": "哇呜,几天没心情跟你逗,我现在都还在难过呢!", "target": "几天没见,难道想我了," }, { "source": "几天没见,难道想我了,", "target": "我现在好难过!" }, { "source": "学校好玩么", "target": "你不在就不太好玩" }, { "source": "你不在就不太好玩", "target": "话还是你会讲的" }, { "source": "至少来这里看到我家靓靓啊", "target": "啧啧啧啧,没你家大仙呀" }, { "source": "啧啧啧啧,没你家大仙呀", "target": "没有靓靓去哪里找大仙" }, { "source": "番外并没有交代,作者说结尾只是她的恶趣味,并没有其他意思", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好久不见喵喵喵", "target": "耶~" }, { "source": "可以代购蛋黄肉粽吗!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你!反思!每天吃这么多!" }, { "source": "原来你是松鼠啊", "target": "这是仓鼠" }, { "source": "这是仓鼠", "target": "哦原来你是仓鼠啊" }, { "source": "哦原来你是仓鼠啊", "target": "不我是人" }, { "source": "怎么还没女朋友", "target": "就不" }, { "source": "好好打字,妹妹", "target": "叫姐" }, { "source": "你要肥死了诶", "target": "你也来嫌弃我最近是肥了" }, { "source": "额,你快问问大厅设置-客服中心,看看你赢得奖品跑哪去了", "target": "重新装了个新的游戏大厅兑换过了奖品已收到" }, { "source": "重新装了个新的游戏大厅兑换过了奖品已收到", "target": "那就好" }, { "source": "网红奶茶好喝~", "target": "好喝!!!" }, { "source": "地沟油", "target": "肯定是" }, { "source": "有些同学说小地方只是房便宜,日用品开销不比大城市便宜,甚至贵。我感觉有同感,因为物流的关系。能攒钱的同志们,会克扣伙食费吗?会有多少顿没有肉,会不会没有零食", "target": "对,是这样的!" }, { "source": "……我还没看到过蚊子呢", "target": "……该说你幸福呢,还是悲哀呢" }, { "source": "……该说你幸福呢,还是悲哀呢", "target": "……" }, { "source": "……", "target": "你在哪里哦,怎么会没有蚊子呢!" }, { "source": "你在哪里哦,怎么会没有蚊子呢!", "target": "扬州温度不稳定" }, { "source": "封面的你果然逃脱不了火的命运", "target": "哎,太优秀也是烦恼,话说我刚发现你没关注我" }, { "source": "哎,太优秀也是烦恼,话说我刚发现你没关注我", "target": "立马秒关注?" }, { "source": "立马秒关注?", "target": "呀,被你发现了" }, { "source": "那吸血鬼哥哥怎么办呢", "target": "是丧尸" }, { "source": "是丧尸", "target": "我好心疼丧尸之王,还有乖宠里那机器人,心痛呀!" }, { "source": "我好心疼丧尸之王,还有乖宠里那机器人,心痛呀!", "target": "你。。你说的是独家占有吗" }, { "source": "今天真没散步啊", "target": "哈哈哈你还是要坚持的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你还是要坚持的", "target": "天冷我改骑车了" }, { "source": "天冷我改骑车了", "target": "哦!不错" }, { "source": "有需要185cm身高男朋友的吗?没有的话我等下再问", "target": "你需要萌妹子身高的女票么" }, { "source": "你需要萌妹子身高的女票么", "target": "身高不重要,萌就行" }, { "source": "身高不重要,萌就行", "target": "万一你觉得不萌呢" }, { "source": "万一你觉得不萌呢", "target": "单身狗眼里女朋友只要是女生就行" }, { "source": "单身狗眼里女朋友只要是女生就行", "target": "是啵?" }, { "source": "是啵?", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "全身加上头发都是腿", "target": "这话我没法接" }, { "source": "这话我没法接", "target": "厉害了我的学妹" }, { "source": "厉害了我的学妹", "target": "学妹???" }, { "source": "学妹???", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "喜欢就买不行就分重启试试多喝温水关你屁事关我屁事熟练掌握这六原则生活可以减少90%的烦恼", "target": "是的人生格言" }, { "source": "我上次期末被老师手误从八十多打到32", "target": "我真的是气炸马上要毕业了还要再回学校参加考试" }, { "source": "我真的是气炸马上要毕业了还要再回学校参加考试", "target": "有毒简直了" }, { "source": "有毒简直了", "target": "刚刚骑电动车还被开了罚单这一天我真是" }, { "source": "只有我很羡慕那个服装师吗", "target": "羡慕老田身边所有工作人员的定力" }, { "source": "羡慕老田身边所有工作人员的定力", "target": "对对对如果是我直接尖叫然后晕倒" }, { "source": "让我掉下眼泪的不只昨夜的酒让我依依不舍的不只你的温柔雨路还要走多久你攥着我的手让我感到为难的是挣扎的自由分别总是在九月回忆是思念的愁深秋嫩绿的垂柳亲吻着我额头在那座阴雨的小城里我从未忘记你成都带不走的只有你和我在成都的街头走一走直到所有的灯都熄灭了也不停留", "target": "去年11月刚出就下载了这首歌,那时候这首歌知名度还很低,自从歌手播出后这首歌火了,全部人都听,连超市都在放,感觉属于自己的东西一下没了" }, { "source": "灵宝更热", "target": "你可放假了?" }, { "source": "你可放假了?", "target": "嗯嗯,我昨天回来的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,我昨天回来的", "target": "好吧我还有一个月才能回去回去了找你玩" }, { "source": "迪丽热巴她说第二没人说第一", "target": "哈哈哈哈小心点会被骂" }, { "source": "我想问为啥9.23会是清明节", "target": "这个日期应该是我后来修改过的日期吧" }, { "source": "大家快来看呀罗嘉玥又秀恩爱啦!", "target": "这个队伍可以说是相当整齐了" }, { "source": "而立之年要更加努力", "target": "不惑之年感觉怎么样?" }, { "source": "你竟然开通了会员", "target": "我也可以帮你开通一个" }, { "source": "我也可以帮你开通一个", "target": "这不是要钱的嘛" }, { "source": "这不是要钱的嘛", "target": "对啊你把钱给我啊" }, { "source": "对啊你把钱给我啊", "target": "那你真的是很胖胖哦" }, { "source": "我表示鸭梨很大,很无语!", "target": "那么晚还不睡" }, { "source": "那么晚还不睡", "target": "我睡了" }, { "source": "2333333段子届的新星", "target": "共勉共勉" }, { "source": "做出任何决定要为自己想好后路", "target": "下次会的吃一欠长一智我对不起他一开始没想清楚今天看她在哭我也不是滋味" }, { "source": "你要去学校了啊", "target": "后天走" }, { "source": "后天走", "target": "要是过几天调剂顺利说不定就要去趟云南了" }, { "source": "要是过几天调剂顺利说不定就要去趟云南了", "target": "来来来,欢迎得很" }, { "source": "来来来,欢迎得很", "target": "等我去那念书了你都毕业了" }, { "source": "等我去那念书了你都毕业了", "target": "我19才毕业" }, { "source": "我19才毕业", "target": "哈哈哈,可以可以,这个好" }, { "source": "你们宿舍没有扫把吗……", "target": "没人敢下床,," }, { "source": "早上好!小新!", "target": "哈哈,哈喽啊...又来捧场了" }, { "source": "哈哈,哈喽啊...又来捧场了", "target": "必须的!" }, { "source": "做作业阿.?", "target": "是呀是呀…泪,今晚一定要做完,然后明天就可以睡一天了耶!" }, { "source": "是呀是呀…泪,今晚一定要做完,然后明天就可以睡一天了耶!", "target": "加油吧.." }, { "source": "加油吧..", "target": "…衰,怎么你也那么晚?" }, { "source": "恙姐和斌斌最配了,好希望你们在一起", "target": "没感觉" }, { "source": "这些天都没时间整理照片", "target": "懒人" }, { "source": "懒人", "target": "太忙" }, { "source": "我就要管你。怎样", "target": "涩涩涩等你管~" }, { "source": "对人生的感悟", "target": "我最近在怀疑人生。" }, { "source": "没能伺候姐姐到家,深感歉意啊", "target": "还好有你,不然死在马路边了" }, { "source": "为啥发床照", "target": "哈哈哈哈,因为手机没有别的照片了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,因为手机没有别的照片了", "target": "你多久回学校啊" }, { "source": "你的花裤子时尚时尚最时尚", "target": "穿着它跳舞肯定棒" }, { "source": "穿着它跳舞肯定棒", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈穿它去决赛吧" }, { "source": "我也知道你没空理我", "target": "哪有!" }, { "source": "t3不是有更好的机位么", "target": "T3好像也就高架桥吧?" }, { "source": "说话算数好吗?不是摔倒了就退休吗?", "target": "你是有病吗?" }, { "source": "你有那么穷吗?", "target": "想节约点~" }, { "source": "老杨的采访为啥我全程都在笑对不起我忍不住哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "我也是!真的是尬聊!笑死我了" }, { "source": "上次开直播的助理哥哥直播结束后,跟我说:90分钟下来自己累得不行,平时看主播聊得那么嗨以为这份工作还蛮轻松的,最怕有时候冷场不知道聊什么时,突然安静了……平时看他在上千人的大会上和大佬对答如流,想不到也被你们这一群仙女给难住了", "target": "想要有所收获的(无论知识还是金钱),都会很累啦,明白这点就行了。其他的你就努力瞒着自己假装不知道吧。" }, { "source": "小王老师最棒", "target": "谢谢夸奖啊" }, { "source": "那个别听博主瞎说,世荣是我的在我这", "target": "世荣自古就是我的" }, { "source": "你啥时候嫁人", "target": "你管呢。。。。今天睡了整整一下午" }, { "source": "你管呢。。。。今天睡了整整一下午", "target": "你都不来找我,我今天宅了一天" }, { "source": "你都不来找我,我今天宅了一天", "target": "好吧,是在不想出去好么。。。" }, { "source": "好吧,是在不想出去好么。。。", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "难怪你老刷健身相关,佛了佛了!!为啥不拍脸!!", "target": "我好像没刷过啥健身相关啊" }, { "source": "刹车的道理不是机械吗?不太懂", "target": "即便可以机械控制,120的速度硬拉手刹会打出火花甚至翻车吧?我猜的" }, { "source": "即便可以机械控制,120的速度硬拉手刹会打出火花甚至翻车吧?我猜的", "target": "这么高档当然是电子手刹,你多虑了" }, { "source": "这么高档当然是电子手刹,你多虑了", "target": "认识即便俩字吗?" }, { "source": "你好厉害,你可以告诉我原来的数字吗,我也来猜一发", "target": "VL984375…我之前拿这个猜的" }, { "source": "VL984375…我之前拿这个猜的", "target": "大佬你神了我也用这个码猜出来了,就猜了两次!!!!" }, { "source": "大佬你神了我也用这个码猜出来了,就猜了两次!!!!", "target": "厉害了我怎么猜半天才不到" }, { "source": "厉害了我怎么猜半天才不到", "target": "我猜的前两个数字,变换了两次就出来了简直惊喜!" }, { "source": "回家了么", "target": "明天回" }, { "source": "明天回", "target": "考得怎么样" }, { "source": "考得怎么样", "target": "一般般,等成绩" }, { "source": "一般般,等成绩", "target": "努力了就行" }, { "source": "努力了就行", "target": "只能这样了哈哈哈我没事" }, { "source": "你的刘海呐", "target": "藏起来了" }, { "source": "井水不犯河水,那你也别来染指我们电视剧谢谢", "target": "这位毛毛,咱委婉点," }, { "source": "换手机啦", "target": "别人的拿来用用" }, { "source": "我话还贼多", "target": "网恋了解一下?" }, { "source": "网恋了解一下?", "target": "爱情来了吗" }, { "source": "捕捉一只野生的网瘾美男子", "target": "网瘾大并不美" }, { "source": "现在出访客记录了?", "target": "看来你是没看懂了" }, { "source": "看来你是没看懂了", "target": "我看懂了只是怀疑这个" }, { "source": "一路顺风", "target": "目前挺顺利" }, { "source": "你还发烧咧咋搞听劝赶紧休息出身汗", "target": "不知道啊,可能天气太热吧。不行的,得下午上班。" }, { "source": "不知道啊,可能天气太热吧。不行的,得下午上班。", "target": "唉工作没办法的忍忍一下班就赶紧回去休息" }, { "source": "唉工作没办法的忍忍一下班就赶紧回去休息", "target": "坐车还要做差不多一个小时" }, { "source": "坐车还要做差不多一个小时", "target": "愁啊怎么会这样感冒就好啦还发烧想想可以向公司请个病假嘛" }, { "source": "愁啊怎么会这样感冒就好啦还发烧想想可以向公司请个病假嘛", "target": "六点钟就下班了,周末不上班可以休息的" }, { "source": "六点钟就下班了,周末不上班可以休息的", "target": "那就好好快六点啦准备下班" }, { "source": "那就好好快六点啦准备下班", "target": "哎,是咯。好烦在城市都不知道去哪里医院好,要又贵" }, { "source": "哎,是咯。好烦在城市都不知道去哪里医院好,要又贵", "target": "现在到哪医院看病都是贵的了有些不良医生还使坏的在外边多照顾身体" }, { "source": "还没放假?", "target": "放了啊,昨天回来的" }, { "source": "放了啊,昨天回来的", "target": "终于可以安心耍了" }, { "source": "终于可以安心耍了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": ",,适合你啊文艺非主流,仰望天空守候爱情吧", "target": "所以到底好不好看啊" }, { "source": "所以到底好不好看啊", "target": "正常,你去看吧" }, { "source": "生日快乐迟了", "target": "我朋友~" }, { "source": "我朋友~", "target": "啊好吧" }, { "source": "电热毯有没有?", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "你这是哪去了交警叔叔怪忙的别捣乱", "target": "天津~来看现场了。准备吃个正宗的煎饼果子再回去。" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "哈哈哈那俩哥们在干啥" }, { "source": "哈哈哈那俩哥们在干啥", "target": "不不不不不知道啊" }, { "source": "嘿嘿点姐中秋快乐呀话说什么时候出新台历呀?我想买", "target": "画完啦,意外不" }, { "source": "画完啦,意外不", "target": "期待预览么么哒" }, { "source": "眉毛一高一低了", "target": "最近老是一高一低" }, { "source": "王者峡谷", "target": "迷失在王者峡谷" }, { "source": "我不由自主的开始发光,并沉入深海。一群水母浮过,冲我喊:喂,你干嘛躲在这里,像个破塑料袋一样,跟我们回家呗。自己是漂在海上的一只塑料袋,活得脏兮兮的,和其它垃圾推推搡搡。", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈反得好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈反得好", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈我也觉得" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈我也觉得", "target": "反过来更像本人" }, { "source": "猫咪都会嘈?", "target": "你搞错" }, { "source": "人均是谁?", "target": "看你这个笑的我手抖把手机抖掉了后置摄像头摔垮了" }, { "source": "看你这个笑的我手抖把手机抖掉了后置摄像头摔垮了", "target": "我不负责赔偿的。。。" }, { "source": "月饼节快乐~", "target": "我想吃佳宁娜" }, { "source": "我想吃佳宁娜", "target": "我家还有很多~来我家吧~" }, { "source": "我家还有很多~来我家吧~", "target": "等我" }, { "source": "你咋我同款绒毯", "target": "你又不是明星" }, { "source": "我觉得我的密集恐惧症犯了", "target": "看这就密集恐惧症犯了,你吃饭的时候怎么办" }, { "source": "觉得上个大专前途迷茫自己对健身还有基础想退学去当私教唉", "target": "大专怎么了,一样月入过万" }, { "source": "要一起吃饭么中午", "target": "嗯罗" }, { "source": "嗯罗", "target": "早起" }, { "source": "早起", "target": "多早?" }, { "source": "多早?", "target": "你猜不到的早" }, { "source": "你猜不到的早", "target": "不要了吧。那你吃两餐" }, { "source": "表白被拒?", "target": "还没呢正准备跟你表白" }, { "source": "还没呢正准备跟你表白", "target": "快点!我接受你!" }, { "source": "手洗干净了没啊?就来捂脸", "target": "拜托不要人云亦云,我的手是糙了些,到绝对干净." }, { "source": "拜托不要人云亦云,我的手是糙了些,到绝对干净.", "target": "那有没有茶香香啊?" }, { "source": "又想去刷牛肉面了。", "target": "快去吧,要涨价了,因为牛肉贵了" }, { "source": "最好的是没梦见你好梦", "target": "是的,晚安," }, { "source": "告你个乖,把它穿到秋衣外面,想脱就脱,想穿就穿,还不冷", "target": "你真是走在时尚前线啊姐姐你说我要不要试一试呢哈哈" }, { "source": "你真是走在时尚前线啊姐姐你说我要不要试一试呢哈哈", "target": "开玩笑" }, { "source": "东北还真是无奇不有啊电梯收费养不起装啥电梯呢", "target": "就事论事东北招你惹你了" }, { "source": "就事论事东北招你惹你了", "target": "芽儿呦,被闫狗搞的现在看到闫xx就想骂你名字吓我一跳" }, { "source": "清晨就是你的重点", "target": "可是现在是深夜" }, { "source": "你不怕振原长大以后恨你吗?", "target": "我是经过他许可了好么!" }, { "source": "色差还是啥", "target": "色差!!!" }, { "source": "色差!!!", "target": "怎么说。。我建议你作为一个男人审美应该偏向实物颜色比较合适" }, { "source": "怎么说。。我建议你作为一个男人审美应该偏向实物颜色比较合适", "target": "不觉得很老气吗" }, { "source": "这衣服给我批发一件", "target": "哈哈哈哈好!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈好!", "target": "是不是抓住重点了" }, { "source": "我不和你出去吃你就吃好的是人吗你", "target": "我们是寝室提前过了中秋节。。。" }, { "source": "我们是寝室提前过了中秋节。。。", "target": "你们回来了没?" }, { "source": "你们回来了没?", "target": "我们还在吃……这边的甜品随便吃" }, { "source": "体验卡太多都用不完", "target": "胡说,我玩这游戏一年,体验卡半个月就用完了" }, { "source": "胡说,我玩这游戏一年,体验卡半个月就用完了", "target": "大概是我不常用" }, { "source": "我想回家", "target": "还不睡啊?" }, { "source": "还不睡啊?", "target": "有点怕。" }, { "source": "你在哪里干嘛啊!", "target": "帮我妈妈忙~要不你来送个早餐给我!" }, { "source": "向往这种生活啊", "target": "你是音乐学院么?" }, { "source": "你是音乐学院么?", "target": "不是的,爱好者一枚,现在外学习声乐" }, { "source": "这条紫色裙子好看,适合你", "target": "灯光下很像紫色" }, { "source": "灯光下很像紫色", "target": "对的其实很难说是有点紫色的意思蓝不蓝紫不紫那种" }, { "source": "去旅游?", "target": "嗯。" }, { "source": "嗯。", "target": "去哪喃。" }, { "source": "过敏怎么样了", "target": "回来那天晚上我妈就带我去看了,现在好差不多了" }, { "source": "回来那天晚上我妈就带我去看了,现在好差不多了", "target": "嗯嗯,那就行,明天上课去" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,那就行,明天上课去", "target": "恩恩,你也明天回去?" }, { "source": "恩恩,你也明天回去?", "target": "嗯,明早去吧" }, { "source": "嗯,明早去吧", "target": "其实不想去了" }, { "source": "其实不想去了", "target": "我也是,但是我又自己把自己的后路断了" }, { "source": "我也是,但是我又自己把自己的后路断了", "target": "啥后路" }, { "source": "偏远山区来的我表示在国内从没见过", "target": "因为南方很多,比金拱门还多,100米必见" }, { "source": "因为南方很多,比金拱门还多,100米必见", "target": "来生愿做南方人" }, { "source": "你最近怎么了?", "target": "?我?" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "哑巴了" }, { "source": "哑巴了", "target": "不会说话滴人" }, { "source": "右下角的林更新", "target": "看到了" }, { "source": "手臂撩起来我妈笑了", "target": "明天我会努力崩住不笑你" }, { "source": "明天我会努力崩住不笑你", "target": "你奔不住我就不喜欢你了" }, { "source": "你奔不住我就不喜欢你了", "target": "一定不笑你" }, { "source": "想做你飞舞的衣角,一路追随着你!你大胆往前走,我们一路相伴!", "target": "心底的孤独和叹息" }, { "source": "替你高兴", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "看了这么多我就喜欢你", "target": "株洲????湖南工业大学?????" }, { "source": "送我我就开心下", "target": "来拿啦" }, { "source": "来拿啦", "target": "你送过来先有诚意噶" }, { "source": "你送过来先有诚意噶", "target": "过来拿就系啦,哈哈" }, { "source": "过来拿就系啦,哈哈", "target": "要你送过来先感觉到你着紧我" }, { "source": "小凤凤不会喜欢你的,你还是醒醒吧。", "target": "心碎了" }, { "source": "心碎了", "target": "小凤凤不要你,我要你,可以不?" }, { "source": "小凤凤不要你,我要你,可以不?", "target": "说要就要么?" }, { "source": "讨厌,我想去当真正的兵。我木有打。。我感觉我也快放寒假了,我有一个多月的寒假!!", "target": "你就把你现在当成真正的兵吧。。寒假,感觉你又要节目满满了" }, { "source": "羡慕你们计通的可以组团报", "target": "我们老师说的是计通还报这个是不是太丢脸了" }, { "source": "我们老师说的是计通还报这个是不是太丢脸了", "target": "据说大一大二计通的都是抢着报" }, { "source": "据说大一大二计通的都是抢着报", "target": "我是不是错过了什么" }, { "source": "遵命~", "target": "我已经删了。。。。。,就让我在这两年改头换面吧,都这样16年了" }, { "source": "艳遇啦?", "target": "木有。。低头找奖杯呢。。谁也没注意" }, { "source": "我上次的结果小四900多小八700多", "target": "小四很高啊不错看4和8的比值" }, { "source": "这张照片怎么这么奇怪,看来你考试有危险。", "target": "这位湿主,多大仇?" }, { "source": "听听印度口音就好了", "target": "现在听来不及了" }, { "source": "现在听来不及了", "target": "来得及" }, { "source": "来得及", "target": "然后做梦波兰口音大战印度口音嘛?不要!" }, { "source": "半年前大学毕业,拼命考上了正编老师,工资基本固定下来,有时候也很迷茫是不是这辈子就这样了……可是我读得就是小学教育专业,想象不出自己还能做什么", "target": "我室友邵阳市的七八千一个月教初中17年6月毕业的" }, { "source": "大俗在我心里是《罗马表》", "target": "罗马表一点也不俗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "罗马表一点也不俗哈哈哈", "target": "罗马表是大俗即大雅。喊麦什么都不是" }, { "source": "罗马表是大俗即大雅。喊麦什么都不是", "target": "所以我说喊麦是什么了吗" }, { "source": "所以我说喊麦是什么了吗", "target": "罗马表的俗跟喊麦的俗完全是两码事。所以也谈不上雅俗共赏吧" }, { "source": "我要睡了明天又要考试", "target": "嗯,88晚安" }, { "source": "现在什么情况", "target": "正在处理,木有受伤就行哈" }, { "source": "正在处理,木有受伤就行哈", "target": "恩,身体没事最重要。后面的处理麻烦不" }, { "source": "恩,身体没事最重要。后面的处理麻烦不", "target": "比国内简单多了…全额保险" }, { "source": "比国内简单多了…全额保险", "target": "这样不错,不会影响你回来吧" }, { "source": "这样不错,不会影响你回来吧", "target": "不影响的,陈嘉开的,估计也没事。" }, { "source": "什么鬼。。。对象都还没一撇呢。。要是她结婚我就脱日圈了", "target": "大家是结合她最近上的综艺中流露出来的感觉,总会有这么一天的嘛~最好婚后还能出来接作品" }, { "source": "大家是结合她最近上的综艺中流露出来的感觉,总会有这么一天的嘛~最好婚后还能出来接作品", "target": "绝望" }, { "source": "绝望", "target": "哎那真是一个时代的终结了" }, { "source": "原来你是个胖子,我家隔壁就是火锅先生,来,我请客", "target": "哼不去!" }, { "source": "哼不去!", "target": "太有个性了,那你请我" }, { "source": "大明星装扮的没人认出来喽!", "target": "因为有墨镜,墨镜。" }, { "source": "你太逗啦", "target": "是焦焦眼神太真了!" }, { "source": "你有空再说", "target": "下班就有" }, { "source": "下班就有", "target": "你下班不是晚上10点以后吗" }, { "source": "你下班不是晚上10点以后吗", "target": "是啊有什么要紧" }, { "source": "考研啊~~国庆之后要备考了", "target": "你大四了哟" }, { "source": "你大四了哟", "target": "大三啊,要准备了。" }, { "source": "大三啊,要准备了。", "target": "哈哈哈哈那咱俩一样" }, { "source": "你不是一个人在战斗", "target": "我要当逃兵" }, { "source": "mark下,明年今天回来见证打脸", "target": "诶我这爆脾气!!" }, { "source": "你怎么就回家了捏。。。。", "target": "吖吖吖~~莫意思呐,下次陪鲁~~" }, { "source": "吖吖吖~~莫意思呐,下次陪鲁~~", "target": "那好吧。。。" }, { "source": "大妈加油", "target": "你也加油" }, { "source": "怎么了你在杭州多久", "target": "明天就走啦" }, { "source": "一个不小心差点撞名了,好在你的撒哈拉是在前我的在后,只想知道你也看三毛?哦,对了,欢迎来到春城看望我们的海鸥小盆友~", "target": "好像还是两年前就是这个名字了,那个时候很迷三毛。昆明很美海鸥更美" }, { "source": "好像还是两年前就是这个名字了,那个时候很迷三毛。昆明很美海鸥更美", "target": "我也喜欢她的书,看了就停不下来,更喜欢她不羁的性格~" }, { "source": "被困在山艺的我", "target": "亲爱的白有空请约我!" }, { "source": "亲爱的白有空请约我!", "target": "哈哈好能约的时候估计就是毕业以后啦" }, { "source": "饿死你", "target": "那个水饺也是我包的!哇哈哈。" }, { "source": "看着这些觉得好感动小升初的暑假认识了你,现在大一了。六年的时间已经数不清逃过多少课跑去看你了。时间一晃真的好快!", "target": "你都大一了?" }, { "source": "你都大一了?", "target": "一定要幸福" }, { "source": "羽泉,我们都快忘了!", "target": "还不错" }, { "source": "手机坏了的时候", "target": "唉……" }, { "source": "大眼睛,天天秀", "target": "啦啦啦,羡慕啊!嫉妒啊!" }, { "source": "你那边出太阳了?", "target": "天气在慢慢转好了啊" }, { "source": "你还养狗啊", "target": "可爱吗?" }, { "source": "可爱吗?", "target": "我喜欢泰迪" }, { "source": "我喜欢泰迪", "target": "我也喜欢啊!特聪明,不知道怎么搞的!" }, { "source": "我也喜欢啊!特聪明,不知道怎么搞的!", "target": "什么怎么搞?" }, { "source": "什么怎么搞?", "target": "狗狗啊" }, { "source": "狗狗啊", "target": "那你去养只泰迪吧" }, { "source": "那你去养只泰迪吧", "target": "你又不陪我" }, { "source": "你又不陪我", "target": "那你给我安排个工作" }, { "source": "那你给我安排个工作", "target": "当我的助理委屈你吗?" }, { "source": "当我的助理委屈你吗?", "target": "工资高就行" }, { "source": "工资高就行", "target": "哈哈哈,那你要把我服务好!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,那你要把我服务好!", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "当然", "target": "哈哈,那你服务技能如何阿?" }, { "source": "哈哈,那你服务技能如何阿?", "target": "很好" }, { "source": "你好长", "target": "这说法有点意思" }, { "source": "这满天的电线", "target": "好看吧" }, { "source": "想去扬州,烟花三月下扬州", "target": "完了" }, { "source": "完了", "target": "怎么完了???" }, { "source": "我会想你的!!想你去的浙江!!!各种嫉妒!!", "target": "哎呀~不好玩的啦~乖乖~我也会想你的~嘿嘿~" }, { "source": "晚安,我们早早说晚安,很晚都在玩:)", "target": "不过我要睡了,因为太舒服了。" }, { "source": "太子妃升职记好看吗", "target": "很魔性" }, { "source": "肚子饿", "target": "阔以吃午饭赖" }, { "source": "阔以吃午饭赖", "target": "11点10份就去吃咯" }, { "source": "恩…吃东西要小心…", "target": "啊..小呆这么晚还在啊." }, { "source": "预产期到啦?", "target": "还有三天,什么感觉都没有" }, { "source": "大声告诉我你现在多重", "target": "我不!!!" }, { "source": "我不!!!", "target": "你这是在逃避" }, { "source": "你这是在逃避", "target": "好了我知道了,今晚下班去跑步" }, { "source": "有些生病而死的人的肉秃鹰是不吃的,这时就要切碎了和牦牛肉后混在一起,然后再扔给鸟儿。", "target": "原来是牦牛肉!!!" }, { "source": "原来是牦牛肉!!!", "target": "所以,呃..." }, { "source": "老万今天已经被各圈当笑话了,既然如此,我们怕什么?", "target": "怎么?" }, { "source": "我要回去咯", "target": "回家注意安全" }, { "source": "今天翻了翻小学的同学录真是辜负同学的期望了", "target": "同款同学录留言" }, { "source": "同款同学录留言", "target": "那时候好像特别流行" }, { "source": "换发型了", "target": "哈哈哈没换~我只是把头发窝在后面了" }, { "source": "上课累了就蹲着上呗", "target": "亏你想的出,示范示范???" }, { "source": "亏你想的出,示范示范???", "target": "我不会……反正你自然会的" }, { "source": "我不会……反正你自然会的", "target": "你是万物的神。。。么???" }, { "source": "买勾福练也在深圳吗", "target": "你也在?" }, { "source": "你也在?", "target": "在啊,路过深圳" }, { "source": "在啊,路过深圳", "target": "那就好" }, { "source": "表示不喜欢GD", "target": "不喜欢,也没说要你喜欢啊。" }, { "source": "美人", "target": "大王陛下" }, { "source": "大王陛下", "target": "不敢当~" }, { "source": "明晚我们放开聊,各种爆料准备好!", "target": "准备好小板凳了" }, { "source": "元旦你不放?你不是说要回来啊", "target": "5号以后过去看了她就回五通三" }, { "source": "5号以后过去看了她就回五通三", "target": "她好久放嘛" }, { "source": "她好久放嘛", "target": "她昨天就回去了,要五号才上来" }, { "source": "来啊快上车阿", "target": "你们老板咋那么好?" }, { "source": "你们老板咋那么好?", "target": "还招人" }, { "source": "还招人", "target": "真的?还在公司?" }, { "source": "你偏心!!!!!!!", "target": "我没有今天百年一遇的停课欸" }, { "source": "我没有今天百年一遇的停课欸", "target": "肯定就我一个没有!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "贼像我一同学,不过比他好看", "target": "你同学知道吗" }, { "source": "你同学知道吗", "target": "我同学...丑陋而不自知" }, { "source": "am1:55大家珍惜流量珍惜肝你们都会有最美好人生晚安噢", "target": "这楼的大家今晚都好梦" }, { "source": "这楼的大家今晚都好梦", "target": "晚安,今晚要做甜甜的梦" }, { "source": "从前有两条狗,一条叫我爱你一条叫我不爱你,我不爱你死了还剩下什么", "target": "谁死了?" }, { "source": "谁死了?", "target": "我不爱你" }, { "source": "我不爱你", "target": "我也不爱你" }, { "source": "哥哥给你想要的爱", "target": "啥样的爱呢" }, { "source": "好诗好诗好久没见过你家孩了", "target": "么儿比较羞涩" }, { "source": "有故事的女老师", "target": "这么好看的老师给你上课你居然玩手机…" }, { "source": "这么好看的老师给你上课你居然玩手机…", "target": "你要玩老师?" }, { "source": "沾你的光,细赏美丽桃花。", "target": "姐姐赏花,是我的荣幸" }, { "source": "姐姐赏花,是我的荣幸", "target": "我也荣幸" }, { "source": "哈哈哈这位男孩子睡了一觉之后正在愁发型怎么吹出来", "target": "睡觉后从男孩子变成超级赛亚人了" }, { "source": "睡觉后从男孩子变成超级赛亚人了", "target": "本帅哥现在都不敢起床照镜子" }, { "source": "本帅哥现在都不敢起床照镜子", "target": "怕被自己帅出一脸血" }, { "source": "让你们少奋斗十年的女孩真的足以让你们放弃现任吗", "target": "那你呢" }, { "source": "感觉这个旅游约吗这个平台真的很好", "target": "对啊,可以结实很多朋友,还能看透很多事" }, { "source": "对啊,可以结实很多朋友,还能看透很多事", "target": "嗯对" }, { "source": "这粽子绑的像大闸蟹五花大绑", "target": "他们应该都是头一次包粽子" }, { "source": "你是不是发到群里了哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈你怎么知道" }, { "source": "哈哈你怎么知道", "target": "我看了截屏" }, { "source": "人品问题,就惦记你了,保险起见,买十来把锁吧!累也累死那偷车的!", "target": "我怕他加第十一把锁。" }, { "source": "上:东北雪乡“忆苦思甜”饭。", "target": "你先去吧" }, { "source": "欣赏美景!周日愉快!", "target": "周日愉快,谢谢欣赏。" }, { "source": "你们什么时候放假", "target": "1.8" }, { "source": "1.8", "target": "嗯,快了" }, { "source": "嗯,快了", "target": "是啊你们呢" }, { "source": "晨晨晨晨,俺可稀罕你了呢!", "target": "女生们,多对自己家人好点不好吗?不要把精力浪费在他身上了" }, { "source": "女生们,多对自己家人好点不好吗?不要把精力浪费在他身上了", "target": "我对晨晨和对我家人一样好,在我心里晨晨已经就是我的家人了,你为什么总是说我啊?" }, { "source": "你为什么疯呢,是怕身边和你抢长的帅的人太多么", "target": "我从来没有想过自己能嫁给个帅哥!" }, { "source": "汉语言专业都是大佬", "target": "神を礼拝する" }, { "source": "神を礼拝する", "target": "汉语言被称为十大难之一" }, { "source": "汉语言被称为十大难之一", "target": "我刚又刷哥哥太爱我了怎么办电视剧大前天看滴电影版" }, { "source": "你们公司真是太好了,我们单位给蒸锅!这能比么!", "target": "把锅砸了" }, { "source": "你还在努力,而咸鱼我已经在顺其自然了", "target": "一起翻身吧" }, { "source": "一起翻身吧", "target": "努力!" }, { "source": "奶罐镜头多么", "target": "挺多哒比前几期多" }, { "source": "最后一张双下巴", "target": "你应该看到我的可爱之处不要看双下巴啦" }, { "source": "你应该看到我的可爱之处不要看双下巴啦", "target": "双下巴也是你的可爱之处" }, { "source": "双下巴也是你的可爱之处", "target": "对吧对吧~我是不是很可爱~" }, { "source": "对吧对吧~我是不是很可爱~", "target": "可爱,但是我鲸鱼更可爱" }, { "source": "可爱,但是我鲸鱼更可爱", "target": "不要不要~我就要当你们的可爱。。。我比他可爱,他是帅" }, { "source": "喊你少喝点!", "target": "偶尔需要一点释放。" }, { "source": "表妹明天结婚好吗", "target": "说好的求婚迟迟没有" }, { "source": "说好的求婚迟迟没有", "target": "都没有见面的机会怎么求" }, { "source": "都没有见面的机会怎么求", "target": "含含糊糊互会哥哥呵呵该好好哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "专门为没有手机的小学生量身定做的网吧?", "target": "网吧需要身份证……" }, { "source": "很多年前就问过我妈妈说无论如何必须结婚", "target": "你现在肯定甜蜜幸福的,肯定不会有这个问题啦" }, { "source": "你现在肯定甜蜜幸福的,肯定不会有这个问题啦", "target": "哈哈是的" }, { "source": "请问,你在红谷摊哪里", "target": "我在八一广场火车站十块钱一个马上走" }, { "source": "我在八一广场火车站十块钱一个马上走", "target": "没有那么便宜的" }, { "source": "如果有机会去新加坡,你也还在,我也要点这个", "target": "其实就是普通火锅,新加坡好吃的太少了不过我四月份就要回去了哈哈" }, { "source": "大清早的饭也太硬了", "target": "西安女娃都这么霸气" }, { "source": "西安女娃都这么霸气", "target": "好像不是那么多女娃都大清早喋这么硬的饭" }, { "source": "你唱的时候看向屏幕怎么就不笑场呢", "target": "为什么要笑场呢,我是身经百战的最闪亮的星" }, { "source": "绿灯侠", "target": "没看好看吗" }, { "source": "没看好看吗", "target": "科幻片,还可以,活埋男主角" }, { "source": "科幻片,还可以,活埋男主角", "target": "科幻,好吧有空看看还有什么好推荐吗" }, { "source": "科幻,好吧有空看看还有什么好推荐吗", "target": "教父,调音师,肖申克的救赎,你应该喜欢看这种,还有太多,要不见面在策" }, { "source": "教父,调音师,肖申克的救赎,你应该喜欢看这种,还有太多,要不见面在策", "target": "你就给我推荐这种看过的。" }, { "source": "你就给我推荐这种看过的。", "target": "一时想不起来,又不知道你哪些看过,所以方面交流是最棒的" }, { "source": "听说过偷鞋的,没想到今天碰到个偷路的,这是要上天了么?", "target": "我家网线还被偷了呢" }, { "source": "有啥值得我包的地方你告诉我", "target": "哪哪都行,比如我也喜欢青金石" }, { "source": "哪哪都行,比如我也喜欢青金石", "target": "不喜欢平胸" }, { "source": "不喜欢平胸", "target": "你那么大的胸了还要大胸做什么!!!" }, { "source": "你那么大的胸了还要大胸做什么!!!", "target": "喜欢啊" }, { "source": "日常闪退,重新登录游戏自动满特效了解一下?", "target": "我每次大战进图闪退……真的烦" }, { "source": "我每次大战进图闪退……真的烦", "target": "我这随机的不知道什么时候来一下然而提了这么久了到现在依然反复闪退真的服" }, { "source": "救我。我要没手了", "target": "已经没手可以阻止你了" }, { "source": "王子骑着你,骑着你,你你你", "target": "哈哈,走开…" }, { "source": "发质看着真的太赞了", "target": "以前我发尾也不好剪了就好啦" }, { "source": "别呀,我最喜欢巨蟹了(虽然我觉得狮子要好一些别打我", "target": "你这不就是自夸吗?自夸吗??有意思吗" }, { "source": "一切才刚刚开始", "target": "借您吉言,哈哈" }, { "source": "我之前过腰,然后剪了", "target": "我也得剪了,洗头好麻烦" }, { "source": "这么热的天穿这么厚去送外卖?", "target": "一看就是南方的" }, { "source": "我喜欢青椒碟子", "target": "咦,我还没有试过青椒碟子,下次试一下!" }, { "source": "这个小龙女应该好好看看。", "target": "它肯定看到啦" }, { "source": "打广告呢", "target": "就是啊,公司发展好了,咱待遇也上去了" }, { "source": "为何一直单身自游?找个伴就那么难呢现在", "target": "倒不是太难" }, { "source": "倒不是太难", "target": "那是为啥?" }, { "source": "你到底做了什么?", "target": "什么都没做" }, { "source": "我被禁言了,", "target": "太可恶" }, { "source": "鱼抠图还得修炼一小下", "target": "我用的天天p图啦,懒…" }, { "source": "答应我", "target": "什么时候娶我" }, { "source": "什么时候娶我", "target": "没钱还愿意吗" }, { "source": "没钱还愿意吗", "target": "愿意的" }, { "source": "微臣告退,买菜做饭。", "target": "矮油" }, { "source": "趁着顺丰没关快递点牛肉", "target": "我朋友圈里有人在卖!!" }, { "source": "我朋友圈里有人在卖!!", "target": "好吃不好吃的先" }, { "source": "好吃不好吃的先", "target": "这个就不知道了我也没机会试哈哈哈只知道是汕头" }, { "source": "我在看梦想的声音,太嗨了", "target": "我总感觉陈卓璇笑起来好像一人,但死活想不起来是谁" }, { "source": "我总感觉陈卓璇笑起来好像一人,但死活想不起来是谁", "target": "等哪天不想了就知道是谁了。" }, { "source": "等哪天不想了就知道是谁了。", "target": "哎呀,想不起来太痛苦了" }, { "source": "哎呀,想不起来太痛苦了", "target": "那就不想了。" }, { "source": "姐爱你。爱你一万年。", "target": "我要150年就行" }, { "source": "我要150年就行", "target": "你的爱不过如此" }, { "source": "已点,回赞", "target": "互赞吗!" }, { "source": "嗯,加油努力的吃更多美食", "target": "我先减肥你先来" }, { "source": "我先减肥你先来", "target": "那就我一个圆着,会孤独的啊。你忍心" }, { "source": "那就我一个圆着,会孤独的啊。你忍心", "target": "带着你瘦" }, { "source": "带着你瘦", "target": "然后带着我被台风吹走了" }, { "source": "然后带着我被台风吹走了", "target": "哈哈我拽着你" }, { "source": "哈哈我拽着你", "target": "然后两个被吹走" }, { "source": "不了吧,鹿晗关键词好不容易净化了", "target": "对。" }, { "source": "为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我是充话费送的~", "target": "留钱给你坐地铁了。不错了" }, { "source": "留钱给你坐地铁了。不错了", "target": "二十元父爱" }, { "source": "二十元父爱", "target": "满满的" }, { "source": "你要逗她开心", "target": "她打我和翻我钱包的时候最开心" }, { "source": "去按个摩呗", "target": "没钱···" }, { "source": "没钱···", "target": "我来给你按…" }, { "source": "我来给你按…", "target": "啧啧啧那我收钱~" }, { "source": "钢车架整车超过500都是宰猪。就一台蓝色车装了个30闷的盾牌风盘而已。", "target": "真的500多买得到?" }, { "source": "真的500多买得到?", "target": "哥哥500绝对能帮你拿下就怕你骑两天就不骑了" }, { "source": "哥哥500绝对能帮你拿下就怕你骑两天就不骑了", "target": "系呀~我都好久不骑车了~嘿嘿嘿" }, { "source": "戒戒戒戒掉", "target": "中中中中啊" }, { "source": "过年回来约球,富力广场楼上有个室内场地超棒", "target": "广州" }, { "source": "广州", "target": "哦哦我以为你在深圳还可以约一波篮球" }, { "source": "这就是志同道合的战友我早晚养胖你", "target": "你会不会抛弃我你说" }, { "source": "你会不会抛弃我你说", "target": "我才不会轻易让你溜走把你养肥了我就多了一个保镖" }, { "source": "我才不会轻易让你溜走把你养肥了我就多了一个保镖", "target": "多了一个保镖吗不应该是宝宝吗" }, { "source": "多了一个保镖吗不应该是宝宝吗", "target": "现在是宝宝长肥了就能当保镖了" }, { "source": "佛系男孩", "target": "随遇而安" }, { "source": "感觉你都不想我,不开心", "target": "我也没有感觉到某人想我不开心" }, { "source": "我也没有感觉到某人想我不开心", "target": "放假约,天天见!!!" }, { "source": "早啊阿姨", "target": "早!" }, { "source": "这么多猫鱼看太高兴了!", "target": "哎嘿嘿!!" }, { "source": "好的呀〜周三怎样?", "target": "或者礼拜五?你有空不" }, { "source": "或者礼拜五?你有空不", "target": "有的〜" }, { "source": "昨天晚上我们三个女人也去玩了,确实还不错,纸巾很有特色", "target": "呵呵。去过一次!还是成都的好呢!有机会来深圳玩" }, { "source": "嘻嘻!没回家?", "target": "回了,今天回的" }, { "source": "度蜜月还是干嘛", "target": "置办结婚用的东西" }, { "source": "你们有卷子的照片吗?让安徽人也体验一下。", "target": "网上有就是看上去简单但是超级容易错" }, { "source": "网上有就是看上去简单但是超级容易错", "target": "这跟全国卷的出题思路很像啊" }, { "source": "我讨厌别人说我偶像,不行?", "target": "正好我讨厌她,那又怎样" }, { "source": "正好我讨厌她,那又怎样", "target": "自己都是个垃圾还有什么资格讨厌别人" }, { "source": "老公美!", "target": "么么哒!新年快乐哦" }, { "source": "么么哒!新年快乐哦", "target": "新年快乐!" }, { "source": "是啊大叔消失好久电影没得看了", "target": "也不知道发生什么了~~~" }, { "source": "朋友相扑运动了解一下", "target": "可能拍照也会卖萌" }, { "source": "可能拍照也会卖萌", "target": "你回家了吗" }, { "source": "据说你给我们几个挑的几件,在你上楼采访时候都被买走了便宜没占成不过这是好事,预祝大买,我们等下一锅儿", "target": "那总生意好好" }, { "source": "你这是穿了件露肩的衣服", "target": "怎么可能也得有身材穿啊那是做头发的围布" }, { "source": "我也肚子疼了好久", "target": "你怎么了啊?" }, { "source": "我十一点半睡的四点半醒的", "target": "起来了" }, { "source": "不管苹果做的丑不丑,所有国内厂商都跟风", "target": "像以前多数手机造型仿三星,现在改仿苹果" }, { "source": "我从来木有听过你唱歌!", "target": "八月份等你回来唱给你听" }, { "source": "八月份等你回来唱给你听", "target": "··········你不是说你八唱歌的嘛!哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "吃醋啦嘿嘿!", "target": "是来" }, { "source": "修完图才发现自己居然有专门的修美食的软件,手辣的都忘了。", "target": "你那里的修图软件只有你才能得心应手" }, { "source": "你那里的修图软件只有你才能得心应手", "target": "以后你等着我修好给你就行~" }, { "source": "以后你等着我修好给你就行~", "target": "好哒~放心的把自己的修图软件删了" }, { "source": "还在跟着你们吗??什么情况,注意安全啊!", "target": "是。。门一会一响" }, { "source": "是。。门一会一响", "target": "什么??他们在敲门吗难道??还是在撬锁!已经报警了是吗?" }, { "source": "什么??他们在敲门吗难道??还是在撬锁!已经报警了是吗?", "target": "没有就是敲门。。" }, { "source": "哇塞,好感动,你不说我自己都忘了昨天在家提前过了,记忆有些错乱", "target": "你俩同一天?" }, { "source": "今天还要上班么?", "target": "要去下,安排点事情" }, { "source": "要去下,安排点事情", "target": "好吧。清明节期间容易下雨,外出注意安全。" }, { "source": "快点抄论语吧!", "target": "玩了一上午,下午要认真抄了" }, { "source": "门票可以当明信片寄", "target": "哈哈。可我不舍得" }, { "source": "我这也降温,又穿上了羽绒服", "target": "我也是。" }, { "source": "快乐", "target": "你是吗?" }, { "source": "跟老师说话不能太多,露怯!只好多听老师讲活,长姿势!哈哈", "target": "不要这样嘛,我那都是瞎说的,献丑了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈。只是我无法看到能看到的东西。我可不是天天怨天尤人的人。有些事确实看不下去,我只是抱不平。", "target": "别理会别人坚持自己信的" }, { "source": "别理会别人坚持自己信的", "target": "谢谢支持。" }, { "source": "小伙有对象吗", "target": "干啥呀姐" }, { "source": "干啥呀姐", "target": "那必然是八卦啊不然能咋" }, { "source": "那必然是八卦啊不然能咋", "target": "我以为你要给我小老妹儿呢" }, { "source": "我以为你要给我小老妹儿呢", "target": "哈哈哈哈正是此意" }, { "source": "还沉浸在自己的世界里", "target": "唉,没有点念想怎么行" }, { "source": "唉,没有点念想怎么行", "target": "那就最后留个念想吧" }, { "source": "那就最后留个念想吧", "target": "不只是念想f的" }, { "source": "不只是念想f的", "target": "你先把自己养活吧" }, { "source": "你先把自己养活吧", "target": "我可以的" }, { "source": "我可以的", "target": "但愿呢" }, { "source": "但愿呢", "target": "希望是" }, { "source": "阿姨真好", "target": "哈哈哈,是啊,早上想哭的冲动都有了,感动死了!" }, { "source": "连着两周没有一点前睡过", "target": "我希望下学期还能看见你" }, { "source": "我希望下学期还能看见你", "target": "可能下学期就是你学弟了" }, { "source": "感觉头像是男孩子啊", "target": "是啊,我是超级无敌小正太" }, { "source": "是啊,我是超级无敌小正太", "target": "说,你是萝莉还是正太!" }, { "source": "说,你是萝莉还是正太!", "target": "我是小清新~" }, { "source": "我是小清新~", "target": "你觉得你自己萌萌哒吗" }, { "source": "存了一个暑假,刚划掉", "target": "我有同学19号就被划掉了" }, { "source": "我有同学19号就被划掉了", "target": "看样子是确定某天划的" }, { "source": "看样子是确定某天划的", "target": "哪里是确定的哦,应该是不确定的吧" }, { "source": "哪里是确定的哦,应该是不确定的吧", "target": "好吧。。。。。。您是对的,随机事件" }, { "source": "啊'不是挺多座位啊'哈哈去坐着咯'你一个人吗'我和我爸妈'嘻嘻'你几车厢啊", "target": "我和同学!现在上车了!在三号车厢,悲剧的位置!" }, { "source": "我和同学!现在上车了!在三号车厢,悲剧的位置!", "target": "我也在车上咯'我们还是有点远'在九号'这车真是破脏啊'" }, { "source": "我也在车上咯'我们还是有点远'在九号'这车真是破脏啊'", "target": "哈是水!没得办法!主要因为在老站蛮好!" }, { "source": "我想龙虾了", "target": "我也好喜欢啊" }, { "source": "静候秀丽王", "target": "静待秀丽王" }, { "source": "你是选择做我对象还是选择做一条狗", "target": "请裁判回到裁判席" }, { "source": "兔子你天天发的都是啥玩意", "target": "在跟女友调情" }, { "source": "在跟女友调情", "target": "兔哥秒回" }, { "source": "拉仇恨", "target": "来嘛来嘛离这么近" }, { "source": "来嘛来嘛离这么近", "target": "哪一个食堂?" }, { "source": "哪一个食堂?", "target": "西餐厅~" }, { "source": "西餐厅~", "target": "西餐厅是西餐的西餐还是东西的西" }, { "source": "还在等你上新", "target": "妞你都要啥了,还有没付款的" }, { "source": "妞你都要啥了,还有没付款的", "target": "有55我现在来付" }, { "source": "三月三?", "target": "广西特有的假期放五点" }, { "source": "广西特有的假期放五点", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "羡慕", "target": "我也没有我不在广西" }, { "source": "没有见过那么高的阅读量", "target": "不知道以后还会不会有" }, { "source": "不知道以后还会不会有", "target": "以后会有的,梦想还是要有的,万一实现了呢" }, { "source": "今天这么累!你去啊?", "target": "我下礼拜回去就每天去" }, { "source": "我下礼拜回去就每天去", "target": "好吧。我是没时间啊〜要培训" }, { "source": "生日快乐2333", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "举报!举报!这娃在毕设里晒幸福", "target": "哈哈哈,老师会加分的!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,老师会加分的!", "target": "直接给优秀" }, { "source": "。。。。我说了,接楼上的!前面一个人说矫情。。我就接了句。。。开玩笑而已!!!网上不都这么开玩笑的嘛。。。。。。不要较真。。。", "target": "不是不能玩笑,只是这事儿不是玩笑的事儿啊。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈因为不敢打耳洞…所以这辈子就只能戴耳夹了", "target": "太怕疼???不过在耳骨上刚打的90天真的是折磨。。" }, { "source": "太怕疼???不过在耳骨上刚打的90天真的是折磨。。", "target": "我太怕痛了打针会哭出声的那种害怕所以我可能这辈子都不会想去打耳洞了" }, { "source": "我太怕痛了打针会哭出声的那种害怕所以我可能这辈子都不会想去打耳洞了", "target": "毕竟你人美" }, { "source": "毕竟你人美", "target": "小甜心就是你本人了!" }, { "source": "我想成富婆", "target": "嫁给富翁就可以啦" }, { "source": "刚开始飞,你们都住这了?", "target": "不是被公司赶出来了么" }, { "source": "不是被公司赶出来了么", "target": "住那挺好的。" }, { "source": "你们都要健康,开心!", "target": "少一点伤病" }, { "source": "恋心的链子~", "target": "还会有的" }, { "source": "你是个什么人用你来告诉我", "target": "我是一个苦口婆心的人,我是一个脱离低级趣味的人,我是一个热爱祖国的人,我是一个尊重科学的人,我是一个尊老爱幼的人,我是一个乐于助人的人,我是一个勤奋好学的人,如果你还不知道我是什么人我可以慢慢告诉你,反正劳资明天不上班" }, { "source": "我是一个苦口婆心的人,我是一个脱离低级趣味的人,我是一个热爱祖国的人,我是一个尊重科学的人,我是一个尊老爱幼的人,我是一个乐于助人的人,我是一个勤奋好学的人,如果你还不知道我是什么人我可以慢慢告诉你,反正劳资明天不上班", "target": "呦大婶不上班呀是不是还要跟我吵啊我可不想跟你吵我还有睡觉呢" }, { "source": "路透是今天的吗", "target": "有人说不是的" }, { "source": "你可以周五下班自己开车来吃", "target": "还是一个空有驾照却不会开的人" }, { "source": "终于换表情了", "target": "总之赶紧回来嘛" }, { "source": "晚安奔好梦好梦好梦", "target": "晚安啦" }, { "source": "突然觉得其实我不冷了", "target": "是吧感受到了世界的温暖是吗" }, { "source": "是吧感受到了世界的温暖是吗", "target": "是的是的,但是走出教室,寒风狠狠的给个我一巴掌" }, { "source": "是不是我不在西安你都没对手了", "target": "不是你在不在我都没有对手了" }, { "source": "不是你在不在我都没有对手了", "target": "态度有些猖狂,等待我的归来吧" }, { "source": "态度有些猖狂,等待我的归来吧", "target": "哈哈必须的我现在有一套完美打法了所向披靡哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我几时自信,,几时自恋啊?", "target": "要我找证据?" }, { "source": "你欠我太多晚安了我都不想说你", "target": "天气不错啊" }, { "source": "天气不错啊", "target": "切我继续睡觉了下午上班" }, { "source": "新年快乐么么哒", "target": "你现在和我说有什么用" }, { "source": "你现在和我说有什么用", "target": "现在不是新年吗我只和你说过哦" }, { "source": "现在不是新年吗我只和你说过哦", "target": "新历早就过了旧历还没到没什么意义" }, { "source": "新历早就过了旧历还没到没什么意义", "target": "我从小都大都不懂什么是新历什么是旧历旧历几号都不知道" }, { "source": "我从小都大都不懂什么是新历什么是旧历旧历几号都不知道", "target": "新历就是元旦,旧历就是除夕过后" }, { "source": "破云了解一下", "target": "理解了,懂你意思了,我领略了你的眼神暗示。" }, { "source": "从来不搭理我", "target": "那可能是被拉黑了哦" }, { "source": "找到了解自己的人当然难啦。", "target": "了解我的在哪里?" }, { "source": "男神吃我女人豆腐", "target": "戏外更有戏" }, { "source": "戏外更有戏", "target": "可是代表不给力" }, { "source": "可是代表不给力", "target": "他敢啊!有心无胆" }, { "source": "流口水", "target": "你能吃辣吧" }, { "source": "宝贝家的宴会厅真好看", "target": "不及你家的办公厅" }, { "source": "不及你家的办公厅", "target": "下次去南京就住你家豪宅,记得和侍卫打好招呼啊" }, { "source": "恭喜你终于……", "target": "终于什么呀" }, { "source": "我爱你。", "target": "不好意思,我有女朋友啦" }, { "source": "我跟我妹在家吃泡面都用盆装....", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈洗脸盆嘛?" }, { "source": "抱歉我来晚了", "target": "不会不会,爱你哟" }, { "source": "我怕污奥打我(虽然打不过我)", "target": "那怕什么!" }, { "source": "那怕什么!", "target": "说的好有道理" }, { "source": "等一下你昨晚不是回去了嘛", "target": "你猜啊" }, { "source": "为啥会有煤气罐这个神器???", "target": "比电磁炉好用" }, { "source": "你太不智能了", "target": "我是人工智能,他们是机器人" }, { "source": "我是人工智能,他们是机器人", "target": "你说个笑话,我无聊" }, { "source": "拍照是件难事", "target": "为虾米" }, { "source": "为虾米", "target": "总觉得好尴尬" }, { "source": "老师幸福啊!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "第二杯是什么", "target": "柠檬工坊的" }, { "source": "柠檬工坊的", "target": "在哪里" }, { "source": "在哪里", "target": "也在医院路口那附近" }, { "source": "你的多锻炼。疼几次就好了。", "target": "嗯嗯,减肥!!" }, { "source": "见到你了", "target": "哟你好靓女" }, { "source": "哟你好靓女", "target": "你不是没看到我嘛?" }, { "source": "你不是没看到我嘛?", "target": "看到了没打招呼而已还有陈永彤他们" }, { "source": "撒花", "target": "对了,我看翰锅都好久没有更博了,难道是因为工作要看新戏的剧本,还是被这件事情影响的?" }, { "source": "对了,我看翰锅都好久没有更博了,难道是因为工作要看新戏的剧本,还是被这件事情影响的?", "target": "不会是因为这件事吧,因为汉堡还都是很相信翰锅的为人的,放心吧" }, { "source": "还不能旅游了哦?", "target": "可以哦来的时候请给我带个女朋友" }, { "source": "中间比喻真的太好了可以说非常形象了", "target": "被学霸哥这么一说我才知道:‘子弹上膛对准了你的心墙’污这句才是重点" }, { "source": "被学霸哥这么一说我才知道:‘子弹上膛对准了你的心墙’污这句才是重点", "target": "噗哈哈哈" }, { "source": "萨摩送你只", "target": "你说的是真的吗" }, { "source": "派丽姐又在逛后花园哦", "target": "陪客罢了" }, { "source": "陪客罢了", "target": "卖茶还是卖铺啊" }, { "source": "呀。。生日快乐啊", "target": "开心啦" }, { "source": "你想让我看哪个,如果是喜欢你倒过来是我是泷的话,我已经知道了", "target": "不是,是三叶要写的也是喜欢你" }, { "source": "不是,是三叶要写的也是喜欢你", "target": "他们开心就好" }, { "source": "他们开心就好", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "你绿萝长的好好啊我的就不行啊", "target": "拿来寄养" }, { "source": "看简历的模版咯,简单点好", "target": "要创新" }, { "source": "要创新", "target": "所以自己设计" }, { "source": "去哪里了?", "target": "狒狒" }, { "source": "狒狒", "target": "又来巢湖了?" }, { "source": "静态看上去像在吐,动态看上去像在啃,你是在闹哪样啊", "target": "在咬熊耳朵" }, { "source": "订餐的,里面的餐厅都很不错呀", "target": "你不是最后一个" }, { "source": "你不是最后一个", "target": "求同好" }, { "source": "熊的本质是戏精没毛病", "target": "熊不是熊没有你别瞎说" }, { "source": "所以建哥是不是脱单了", "target": "他早脱单了" }, { "source": "比机票贵我为什么要坐火车?", "target": "又没让你坐,真是搞笑" }, { "source": "印象中你还是八十不过现在也算不上胖", "target": "八十有点早了那估计是高中大学了我决定从今天开始所有吃的都吃一半剩一半" }, { "source": "八十有点早了那估计是高中大学了我决定从今天开始所有吃的都吃一半剩一半", "target": "我要有你这觉悟估计也能瘦点了" }, { "source": "你在说我吗", "target": "臭不要脸" }, { "source": "臭不要脸", "target": "快说你爱我" }, { "source": "短在哪里", "target": "短了好多" }, { "source": "我哥煮的卤面更好吃", "target": "没图没真相,我阿姨这碗才是人间极品,色香味俱全。" }, { "source": "没图没真相,我阿姨这碗才是人间极品,色香味俱全。", "target": "凭你对我哥其他菜的印象,大致可以估量吧" }, { "source": "凭你对我哥其他菜的印象,大致可以估量吧", "target": "拜托,俺没见过你哥,没吃过你哥做的菜,您老认错人啦!" }, { "source": "今天下午最后一门考完", "target": "明早英语考完就结束啦" }, { "source": "明早英语考完就结束啦", "target": "然而我们12号就开学" }, { "source": "你觉得生命就生命吧,对与我来说还好,如果对哪些有心计的人就不一定了,你真的好。。。。", "target": "你能把话说清楚啊" }, { "source": "你能把话说清楚啊", "target": "我真怀疑你的语文水平" }, { "source": "我真怀疑你的语文水平", "target": "你不知道吗我语文不好" }, { "source": "你不知道吗我语文不好", "target": "我心里知道就好,我忘了不能说的。" }, { "source": "我心里知道就好,我忘了不能说的。", "target": "你不能说毛线?" }, { "source": "你不能说毛线?", "target": "关你差事啊。" }, { "source": "关你差事啊。", "target": "啧啧啧你不要回复啊,有病样" }, { "source": "爱真的需要勇气,既然想爱就勇敢一点,不要在畏缩了", "target": "你才猥琐咧。你这个不够义气的" }, { "source": "你才猥琐咧。你这个不够义气的", "target": "我猥琐!!!字都看不清咯你,我哪里不够义气了" }, { "source": "我也想喝粥了", "target": "你喝个屁" }, { "source": "你喝个屁", "target": "嗯老子不喝了" }, { "source": "在三亚今天在红树林看到本人了", "target": "真的假的" }, { "source": "真的假的", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "真的", "target": "那个录制的晚会会播出吗" }, { "source": "我明天去观产~", "target": "我去,重口味捏" }, { "source": "我去,重口味捏", "target": "我们俩谁跟谁啊~" }, { "source": "我们俩谁跟谁啊~", "target": "我也陪你观战去" }, { "source": "我也陪你观战去", "target": "这算网友聚会吗?" }, { "source": "想知道在哪个酒店举办的", "target": "群光君悦" }, { "source": "但是你在我眼里就是很瘦嘛我要膨胀啦", "target": "问题不能看表面我们的少吃多动了" }, { "source": "猴宝宝等着你哦", "target": "36岁生" }, { "source": "36岁生", "target": "高龄产妇你好" }, { "source": "高龄产妇你好", "target": "不然来不及了!" }, { "source": "吃完脸脏脏的?", "target": "嗯吃完嘴巴一圈就跟吃土一样" }, { "source": "大姨妈!!!", "target": "姨丈吧" }, { "source": "深夜党模式开启~", "target": "看出来了,你放假了吧……" }, { "source": "顶顶这么干净的人帖子", "target": "中午好呀" }, { "source": "中午好呀", "target": "我还要睡觉,等超话彻底干净了我在回来" }, { "source": "你什么时候方便呢那?", "target": "我是说工作时间也没有稍微早一些的哪天都可以" }, { "source": "怎么病了不好好保重呢??好像好好吃哦~", "target": "好像今天还传染了给亲爱的同事们呢~~" }, { "source": "好像今天还传染了给亲爱的同事们呢~~", "target": "那就是你不对咯~``" }, { "source": "那就是你不对咯~``", "target": "我也不想~我也不想回来上班~但多野做阿~" }, { "source": "你有没有不喜欢的东西啊", "target": "不是呀我真的喜欢啊。我的梦想就是有个房车去哪里玩都行" }, { "source": "不是呀我真的喜欢啊。我的梦想就是有个房车去哪里玩都行", "target": "我觉得吃啊玩啊美照啊你都喜欢" }, { "source": "我觉得吃啊玩啊美照啊你都喜欢", "target": "对的你太了解了" }, { "source": "对的你太了解了", "target": "不是我了解是没人不了解" }, { "source": "不是我了解是没人不了解", "target": "哈哈哈有吗。我刚刚炒菜去啦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈有吗。我刚刚炒菜去啦", "target": "有啊你不信可以问问别人啊" }, { "source": "有啊你不信可以问问别人啊", "target": "哈哈哈你吃过晚饭没" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你吃过晚饭没", "target": "吃过了啊" }, { "source": "吃过了啊", "target": "好早你们家人都不会饿吗晚上" }, { "source": "好早你们家人都不会饿吗晚上", "target": "不会啊我们睡的早啊" }, { "source": "不会啊我们睡的早啊", "target": "六点吃十点睡都过了四个钟啦" }, { "source": "六点吃十点睡都过了四个钟啦", "target": "四个小时不会饿啊" }, { "source": "四个小时不会饿啊", "target": "我两个小时都有点饿了" }, { "source": "我两个小时都有点饿了", "target": "你的胃大呀" }, { "source": "你的胃大呀", "target": "我觉得可能胃被撑大了" }, { "source": "我觉得可能胃被撑大了", "target": "那你慢慢减少啊" }, { "source": "那你慢慢减少啊", "target": "这样就缩小了吗" }, { "source": "这样就缩小了吗", "target": "对啊会慢慢缩小的" }, { "source": "对啊会慢慢缩小的", "target": "我还是会吃的不过也不是很肥啦" }, { "source": "我还是会吃的不过也不是很肥啦", "target": "不是肥是胃承受不了啊" }, { "source": "不是肥是胃承受不了啊", "target": "这样啊那少吃多餐" }, { "source": "这样啊那少吃多餐", "target": "也行吧尽量不要吃撑了" }, { "source": "好以后我的一日三餐你都承包了我不花一分钱的那种", "target": "一日三餐都吃烧烤不怕上火吗" }, { "source": "亲爱哒", "target": "感觉还挺简单的等着吧" }, { "source": "感觉还挺简单的等着吧", "target": "我也给你做好次的" }, { "source": "就是啊为什么是女权不是要求平等吗", "target": "因为女权就是要求平等,要求平权" }, { "source": "因为女权就是要求平等,要求平权", "target": "好吧我蠢了,我以为女权是要求当下的男权拥有的东西……" }, { "source": "我们家没下雨", "target": "竟然没下!!!户县不是下了" }, { "source": "竟然没下!!!户县不是下了", "target": "我们家没有,心疼" }, { "source": "我们家没有,心疼", "target": "局部大到暴雨" }, { "source": "局部大到暴雨", "target": "对,我就是那个之外的" }, { "source": "我昨晚喝多今早起来头都是晕的", "target": "喝了多少啊,少喝点" }, { "source": "喝了多少啊,少喝点", "target": "还好还好,以后不敢喝了" }, { "source": "哟日子过的舒服呢", "target": "聚餐" }, { "source": "说话不算数", "target": "他没抢到啊!什么不算数!!" }, { "source": "暑假好想去西安", "target": "呀很好玩" }, { "source": "明天有姜衫吗", "target": "后天明天去而已" }, { "source": "是不是盗墓笔记", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "望梅止渴吗?我这是", "target": "哈哈真可爱" }, { "source": "哈哈真可爱", "target": "可爱这个词已经不适合我了" }, { "source": "可爱这个词已经不适合我了", "target": "适合适合" }, { "source": "大师要出去化缘吗?", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "我们都是好孩纸", "target": "知错就改的好孩子" }, { "source": "知错就改的好孩子", "target": "所以,好孩纸要早睡早起,睡觉去也~晚安啦" }, { "source": "所以,好孩纸要早睡早起,睡觉去也~晚安啦", "target": "晚安吧,我继续很烦。。。。。" }, { "source": "晚安吧,我继续很烦。。。。。", "target": "要不要起床致个电安慰安慰你" }, { "source": "朋友你听说过立白吗", "target": "这一手立白,好" }, { "source": "这一手立白,好", "target": "脏内" }, { "source": "脏内", "target": "你好污" }, { "source": "你好污", "target": "我污你了吗" }, { "source": "我污你了吗", "target": "我看到你污了" }, { "source": "我看到你污了", "target": "你看到我污谁了,大声告诉我" }, { "source": "你看到我污谁了,大声告诉我", "target": "你污了你自己" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊潘老师!你们都不胖哈哈不要说我潘老师胖", "target": "就是!又不胖!" }, { "source": "你看看那个时候你的腿,再看看这个时候,啧啧啧,岁月啊", "target": "不过比起你来还是差远了" }, { "source": "拍移动物体如何?", "target": "那就和快门有关咯" }, { "source": "那就和快门有关咯", "target": "那快门快吗?反正MX是一塌糊涂!" }, { "source": "那快门快吗?反正MX是一塌糊涂!", "target": "很快" }, { "source": "我肿么木有收到?", "target": "你不是家长" }, { "source": "你不是家长", "target": "原来是这样,我还以为什么大事。" }, { "source": "原来是这样,我还以为什么大事。", "target": "你是猪,当然不知道啊" }, { "source": "花花来啦带了凉风啦", "target": "嗯嗯,我感受到咯!" }, { "source": "消防队已经在那啦", "target": "消防队有跟那些拍照的合影么?" }, { "source": "消防队有跟那些拍照的合影么?", "target": "估计有人有这种想法但是没成功" }, { "source": "估计有人有这种想法但是没成功", "target": "比如说:你?" }, { "source": "啥时候去北京的", "target": "前两天过去有个面试已经回来了" }, { "source": "前两天过去有个面试已经回来了", "target": "不错嘛………市场都开拓到北京去了。。看来注定北漂是早晚的事情" }, { "source": "赞劲很", "target": "不给你丢人就好" }, { "source": "我本人还蛮同意Z女友的观点,女权主义不是要求女人做女强人,而是女人自己的选择。", "target": "嗯嗯嗯!三观正" }, { "source": "哪有大夏天吃狗肉的,不怕长毒疮么", "target": "关空调房间吃,那么多川菜馆不还都开着啊" }, { "source": "关空调房间吃,那么多川菜馆不还都开着啊", "target": "额…多吃点" }, { "source": "你几岁啊", "target": "小女子年方二八,你猜我多大?" }, { "source": "小女子年方二八,你猜我多大?", "target": "我猜不出来" }, { "source": "我以为南少林的特产是和尚", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你会分身吗", "target": "你有的东西太多了砰" }, { "source": "你有的东西太多了砰", "target": "你知道的太多了" }, { "source": "你知道的太多了", "target": "怎么?你想灭口不成" }, { "source": "手表吸引我", "target": "那就入手一个喽" }, { "source": "孤单啥,回来嗨啊", "target": "等我的啊" }, { "source": "还早还早,呵呵,年轻人才说自己是不是老了,真老了,总会说自己很年轻。", "target": "那我还年轻!!!哈哈!!!!" }, { "source": "生活,为什么会这么难", "target": "没办法,我感觉特别内疚,这些天一直在飘着,做什么也提不起神来。真是快崩溃了!" }, { "source": "你还在牙防所吗?", "target": "好了已经!" }, { "source": "我是第三排,但是前面地上坐了一片!早知道我就坐地上去了!不过我们等到了最后离的敲近", "target": "好帅!!!我真的超级喜欢这款!讲话没?" }, { "source": "好帅!!!我真的超级喜欢这款!讲话没?", "target": "我说能给我签名么?他说等会儿。他人真的好好!爱死了" }, { "source": "我说能给我签名么?他说等会儿。他人真的好好!爱死了", "target": "那签了嘛?" }, { "source": "那签了嘛?", "target": "没有,人太多了他根本没法停下来" }, { "source": "没有,人太多了他根本没法停下来", "target": "你再来长沙看快本吧传说3.28录,但有人说假的没定下来" }, { "source": "你再来长沙看快本吧传说3.28录,但有人说假的没定下来", "target": "按照上次的经历,看快本也就只能看到录制,没法像这次这样等到最后看他" }, { "source": "按照上次的经历,看快本也就只能看到录制,没法像这次这样等到最后看他", "target": "对能盯着他看但是不能跟他对眼看" }, { "source": "对能盯着他看但是不能跟他对眼看", "target": "跟他对视有过电的感觉吗?" }, { "source": "跟他对视有过电的感觉吗?", "target": "大写的娇羞……不敢多看" }, { "source": "大写的娇羞……不敢多看", "target": "太羡慕你了!" }, { "source": "主人发财猫", "target": "大丰收猫" }, { "source": "安全第一", "target": "周末快乐!" }, { "source": "周末快乐!", "target": "周末快乐好友" }, { "source": "如何能变幸福小女人?嫁对人喽", "target": "很神奇" }, { "source": "晕船不", "target": "不会晕" }, { "source": "自生自灭我可以的!", "target": "不你和我一起" }, { "source": "那是,因为一条狗来评判一个学校的好坏,就跟你小时候犯了错,你爸妈会认为你是个坏孩子吗?看事情如此偏激的态度我想以后也不会有什么大的作为吧,天天被媒体的一面之辞牵着鼻子走,确不去探究事情的真相,挺可悲的不是吗?估计你也不是一个多成功的人,因为真的成功的人是不会说出你那样的话的,呵呵", "target": "犯了错还替学校洗白,不想跟你瞎啰嗦,浪费生命" }, { "source": "犯了错还替学校洗白,不想跟你瞎啰嗦,浪费生命", "target": "以后等你孩子犯错了,我也希望你能想对待我们学校一样如此狠毒的态度严厉批评他,告诉他,他犯错了就是个坏孩子,以后也是个坏孩子,因为他犯错了不值得原谅,只能被别人批评,一辈子都是个坏孩子,否定他的优点,否定他的努力,否定他的一切,你一定要做到啊,一定。" }, { "source": "以后等你孩子犯错了,我也希望你能想对待我们学校一样如此狠毒的态度严厉批评他,告诉他,他犯错了就是个坏孩子,以后也是个坏孩子,因为他犯错了不值得原谅,只能被别人批评,一辈子都是个坏孩子,否定他的优点,否定他的努力,否定他的一切,你一定要做到啊,一定。", "target": "呵呵哒,走好不送" }, { "source": "终于看见一个说实话的了", "target": "这年头,小学生还是太闲。所以不敢多说" }, { "source": "希望咱们每年都可以潇潇洒洒的回家过年", "target": "我争取一直这么洒!" }, { "source": "我想要回家", "target": "哎呀,我去,我也想" }, { "source": "要看的电视剧太多了", "target": "是呢这个一定要追小哇太帅了" }, { "source": "你都涂鸦我们的城市了。", "target": "哈?" }, { "source": "棉花", "target": "棉花啥意思?" }, { "source": "我明晚到广州你就走了啊", "target": "犯病了呀,没办法,动不了,只能躺着" }, { "source": "犯病了呀,没办法,动不了,只能躺着", "target": "我也有腰脱~最近变天有点疼" }, { "source": "这单车历史悠久哦,我读幼儿园的时候姥爷就骑着个来接送我。", "target": "哈哈哈哈不知道什么时候回广东好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈不知道什么时候回广东好", "target": "回来你也见不到我,别这么快想着回来,再好好浪几天吧。" }, { "source": "你是不是找骂,好好珍惜!", "target": "坤哥我被分去南京了" }, { "source": "你看了住在我家的男人没?真的好搞笑", "target": "木有诶" }, { "source": "之前看你骑的是摩托车呀", "target": "一直都是小电动" }, { "source": "好赞,这样走走就可以一起白头了吗", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "想问下实体专辑什么时候能出来", "target": "还没那么快噢,但从这个月起,我们会尽量保证1个月推1首歌的" }, { "source": "耄好听吗", "target": "看句号你就懂了。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "过客", "target": "不,你不是" }, { "source": "不,你不是", "target": "我太是了" }, { "source": "我太是了", "target": "不,因为你太胖,过不去" }, { "source": "不,因为你太胖,过不去", "target": "你是补刀!" }, { "source": "奢靡之风盛行", "target": "小的不敢" }, { "source": "听了一整天昨天的直播", "target": "笑死了" }, { "source": "一只美丽的手和一个美丽的看不清的脸", "target": "还有谁" }, { "source": "凑这个整,晚安。", "target": "揍你,干吗凑整啊" }, { "source": "揍你,干吗凑整啊", "target": "我看这里差一个,不加上我心里不舒服。" }, { "source": "我看这里差一个,不加上我心里不舒服。", "target": "现在差多了,你说咋办?" }, { "source": "原来你从来不爱我", "target": "我马上就爱你" }, { "source": "你上飞机啦", "target": "双十一入的坑,现在还是个新手" }, { "source": "双十一入的坑,现在还是个新手", "target": "厉害了哥,几啊" }, { "source": "厉害了哥,几啊", "target": "3A" }, { "source": "3A", "target": "现在敢在城区飞么" }, { "source": "兄弟,辛苦了最近啊!", "target": "呵呵,快过去啦" }, { "source": "绿色的", "target": "买买买买。" }, { "source": "抱抱你占你便宜哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "我不介意" }, { "source": "谁进入你内心然后又走了?", "target": "哈哈,你对号入座看看" }, { "source": "哈哈,你对号入座看看", "target": "不知道,不明了。不错嘛,不愧受过我熏陶。" }, { "source": "不知道,不明了。不错嘛,不愧受过我熏陶。", "target": "我什么都没说" }, { "source": "我什么都没说", "target": "我也什么都没说,你有故事了" }, { "source": "我也什么都没说,你有故事了", "target": "只不过看看书,有感而发" }, { "source": "只不过看看书,有感而发", "target": "我的想象力比较丰富,给你的书添加了一些故事,文艺女青年" }, { "source": "我的想象力比较丰富,给你的书添加了一些故事,文艺女青年", "target": "谢谢啊。文艺男青年" }, { "source": "你这配对游戏不好玩", "target": "不好玩" }, { "source": "你用不了韩妆啊", "target": "面膜过敏" }, { "source": "我上午饿的都想走了。。。", "target": "你今天穿的有点多!" }, { "source": "你今天穿的有点多!", "target": "一般般" }, { "source": "布婚快乐,今天老实的没发老公丑照,真爱", "target": "他手机里有我更丑的,不敢频繁激他" }, { "source": "你们寝室竟然养猫", "target": "就是室友借别人的,在我们宿舍呆一天而已" }, { "source": "广州好冻啊,超大风…", "target": "好吧…也许深圳更暖和吧~" }, { "source": "好吧…也许深圳更暖和吧~", "target": "广州没太阳呀~~~" }, { "source": "广州没太阳呀~~~", "target": "那倒是~前天还下雨呢" }, { "source": "樱桃,有的地方叫车厘子,", "target": "居然是黄的涨知识了" }, { "source": "给单身狗们带来的伤害直达一万点", "target": "对不起同学我艾特错人了" }, { "source": "哇塞,这个医生有点帅哦,哈哈哈哈。", "target": "嗯嗯是很帅啊" }, { "source": "哎呦呦!出来宵夜拉", "target": "你自己去吧,他和我二人世界啊" }, { "source": "你自己去吧,他和我二人世界啊", "target": "哼!俺继续潜水" }, { "source": "有人喜欢煤球嘛", "target": "有有有有有!" }, { "source": "中文那么好", "target": "谷歌翻译啊" }, { "source": "是不是有些女生没腋毛啊?", "target": "羡慕…我手臂上腿上毛很少…为什么有腋毛!为什么!!!" }, { "source": "羡慕…我手臂上腿上毛很少…为什么有腋毛!为什么!!!", "target": "剃了" }, { "source": "哥哥给你笔芯", "target": "记住了!下次啥都没有!" }, { "source": "经过时光积淀的经典", "target": "时光造就经典" }, { "source": "时光造就经典", "target": "时光不光造就经典,时光还造就垃圾" }, { "source": "时光不光造就经典,时光还造就垃圾", "target": "有正也有反,正常" }, { "source": "她确实长得很好看应该是很受男生欢迎的类型就是眼光不咋地还不挑食", "target": "那你是没看见他最早长啥样" }, { "source": "粑粑和老公长得有点像有米有~", "target": "刚朋友圈里也有人这么说,其实你们这样说,他俩会各自上火的。" }, { "source": "刚朋友圈里也有人这么说,其实你们这样说,他俩会各自上火的。", "target": "哈哈好啦!你不上火就行~" }, { "source": "顺利毕业好吗", "target": "当然可以呀" }, { "source": "不喝酒搞搞掉", "target": "就是话,我搞搞掉的" }, { "source": "就是话,我搞搞掉的", "target": "晕…" }, { "source": "晕…", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "纯静的颜色!", "target": "是吧" }, { "source": "如果我迷恋你呢?要另当别论么?", "target": "这样不好。" }, { "source": "工作找好了?", "target": "还没有呀,回去先过个春节,然后再找吧" }, { "source": "还没有呀,回去先过个春节,然后再找吧", "target": "到时候我们一起约上海吧" }, { "source": "到时候我们一起约上海吧", "target": "哈哈哈哈好" }, { "source": "你微笑时很美", "target": "高学成吗" }, { "source": "高学成吗", "target": "陆思诚" }, { "source": "我这样的穷人连肉都不敢长", "target": "有钱人才不长肉" }, { "source": "有钱人才不长肉", "target": "那我是不敢胖也不敢瘦" }, { "source": "早安~", "target": "起来这么早,多睡会啊" }, { "source": "求介绍,", "target": "哪个?" }, { "source": "你们说,我帅还是毛不易帅!!!捂着你的胸口说!", "target": "你帅你帅你最帅好吧" }, { "source": "挺漂亮的小姑娘,似乎老鱼走到哪里都能交到桃花运", "target": "跟团还是自由行?" }, { "source": "给我邮来", "target": "亲自来吃" }, { "source": "亲自来吃", "target": "包食宿不" }, { "source": "你这么早就起来了", "target": "市场调查啦,都在地铁上了" }, { "source": "市场调查啦,都在地铁上了", "target": "摸摸头" }, { "source": "么时候才能拿工资请我吃饭啊", "target": "么急发了工资就请你" }, { "source": "么急发了工资就请你", "target": "好漫………长" }, { "source": "相当能理解,前几天我也是给他们大洗了一番,我是分开帮它们洗澡的,然后把笼子整个洗了,还洗了两个调查,饭碗,水壶…我蹲在那洗,以至于晚上我脚痛得睡不着…", "target": "我是腰疼得动不了啊。。。他俩倒是睡得呼哧呼哧的!" }, { "source": "怎么最近都发些吃的诱惑人?", "target": "因为我准备减肥" }, { "source": "你投钱了?级别那么高呢", "target": "木有呀因为玩的早吧。。" }, { "source": "木有呀因为玩的早吧。。", "target": "诶呀我止步五十级了" }, { "source": "好喜欢迪哥的袜子", "target": "我也想说袜子亮了" }, { "source": "促膝长谈么", "target": "秉烛夜谈" }, { "source": "秉烛夜谈", "target": "老污婆" }, { "source": "一把年纪,越是不能控制自己看这么苏的剧", "target": "都是一把年纪" }, { "source": "又要管不住自己的钱包啦", "target": "我还一直在用荣耀6Plus呢(2014年的),等到2020年有了5G商用,再换新手机!" }, { "source": "我还一直在用荣耀6Plus呢(2014年的),等到2020年有了5G商用,再换新手机!", "target": "我好几年前用的荣耀3c也是神机可惜丢了" }, { "source": "我好几年前用的荣耀3c也是神机可惜丢了", "target": "以前的还不错性价比也还行" }, { "source": "眉毛也可以刮一刮。z", "target": "借我把眉刀也" }, { "source": "还有顺便问为啥你的这双贝壳头头不黄!!", "target": "光线问题看起来不黄。怕是没得不黄的贝壳头。" }, { "source": "光线问题看起来不黄。怕是没得不黄的贝壳头。", "target": "我的已经黄到被我遣送回家了" }, { "source": "我的已经黄到被我遣送回家了", "target": "我以前有双纯白黑三道杠的。黄到无法直视" }, { "source": "打麻将打了一天", "target": "我还不会打麻将了" }, { "source": "我还不会打麻将了", "target": "学!学会了开学凑桌" }, { "source": "学!学会了开学凑桌", "target": "约!我要先找人教我" }, { "source": "约!我要先找人教我", "target": "特别简单" }, { "source": "西安是个好地方我们西安好地方~", "target": "观你啥事" }, { "source": "观你啥事", "target": "激动不行" }, { "source": "激动不行", "target": "她现在太过于依赖我了" }, { "source": "艾特我围观撒", "target": "你凑什么热闹" }, { "source": "你凑什么热闹", "target": "无聊打发时间不行啊" }, { "source": "队友太有意思了", "target": "对吧?!队长到队员,都特别可爱" }, { "source": "对吧?!队长到队员,都特别可爱", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "要成长", "target": "是的哈哈一起加油哈" }, { "source": "你羡慕的是准公婆还是零食特产?", "target": "你一眼就找到亮点" }, { "source": "幸好孩子没事,老年人去世了。", "target": "太好了" }, { "source": "现在门票是多少啊", "target": "150一张……" }, { "source": "爱心义卖?KT和海豚50元?", "target": "猫和海豚是一体的,你还知道爱心义卖?" }, { "source": "猫和海豚是一体的,你还知道爱心义卖?", "target": "是的呀我有千里眼" }, { "source": "是的呀我有千里眼", "target": "你有DSL" }, { "source": "我九点才睡的,估计等会还得接着睡吧,他今天有班么", "target": "我不知道啊,要去就晚上去吧" }, { "source": "我不知道啊,要去就晚上去吧", "target": "晚上去了他上班也不能吃饭啊,你太坏了" }, { "source": "晚上去了他上班也不能吃饭啊,你太坏了", "target": "必须去坑一顿" }, { "source": "必须去坑一顿", "target": "哈,要不等会下午茶过去吧" }, { "source": "科二过了啊", "target": "嗯呢,嘿嘿" }, { "source": "恭喜娘娘~你有喜了~", "target": "吐血还叫有喜?!" }, { "source": "吐血还叫有喜?!", "target": "吐吐更健康" }, { "source": "吐吐更健康", "target": "那我只能吐你槽" }, { "source": "三星真的强悍", "target": "只是随手一拍" }, { "source": "只是随手一拍", "target": "准备入,就看中了他的照相技术" }, { "source": "得亏不在兰州,最近咋样姐姐", "target": "有劳妹妹费心啦~挺好的,早上还在抱怨这会已是大晴天,自然是极好的你不在兰州在哪啊?" }, { "source": "有劳妹妹费心啦~挺好的,早上还在抱怨这会已是大晴天,自然是极好的你不在兰州在哪啊?", "target": "我在白银靖远县。好想你们大家啊" }, { "source": "我在白银靖远县。好想你们大家啊", "target": "吼吼,早点回来一起玩哈" }, { "source": "特别喜欢看创造101这个节目,真的是没有想到赖美云这么有爆发力啊,真的是很棒", "target": "个节目很喜欢。" }, { "source": "伤筋动骨100天??", "target": "哈哈哈,刚刚好!" }, { "source": "碧晨我又来啦", "target": "你给我听好" }, { "source": "你不紧张吗", "target": "还好还好。。不是十分非常紧张。。" }, { "source": "读博么", "target": "不想读博,老师那边大小事情特别多,麻烦" }, { "source": "不想读博,老师那边大小事情特别多,麻烦", "target": "科研的事?还是杂事" }, { "source": "科研的事?还是杂事", "target": "科研的事。。。。老师比较好的是杂事倒是不怎么给我们,不过科研催的比较紧" }, { "source": "科研的事。。。。老师比较好的是杂事倒是不怎么给我们,不过科研催的比较紧", "target": "那是好事" }, { "source": "在我眼前只有灰不溜湫的雨天……", "target": "啊又下啦昨天不是晴了" }, { "source": "啊又下啦昨天不是晴了", "target": "3点多下到8点多9点吧估计" }, { "source": "我琴酒呢", "target": "他不照、这个任性的女伦" }, { "source": "心中放下一块大石头了吧,总算赶在元旦前修好了,效率超快呀", "target": "是啊,恢复速度很快,我们负责整个大楼电源,找的施工单位和我们工程部奋战72小时,搞定。" }, { "source": "是啊,恢复速度很快,我们负责整个大楼电源,找的施工单位和我们工程部奋战72小时,搞定。", "target": "果然是充满正能量的男人" }, { "source": "曾经的曾经,还记得那个大战哥斯拉的北极熊么?", "target": "那个小时候我都已经记不起了" }, { "source": "祝2015顺心如意!", "target": "预祝2018天天开心" }, { "source": "预祝2018天天开心", "target": "祝儿孙满堂长命百岁!" }, { "source": "祝儿孙满堂长命百岁!", "target": "不想长命百岁太久了" }, { "source": "不想长命百岁太久了", "target": "你到底咋想的事那么多呢" }, { "source": "你到底咋想的事那么多呢", "target": "害怕给家人添麻烦" }, { "source": "害怕给家人添麻烦", "target": "不麻烦只要不借钱" }, { "source": "你这样我们怎么共度馀生", "target": "包容我" }, { "source": "哈哈可惜了娜娜是有夫之妇哈哈哈", "target": "你不也是" }, { "source": "你不也是", "target": "所以我就不需要了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "所以我就不需要了哈哈哈", "target": "一年一度的虐大赛" }, { "source": "我要原图求你了", "target": "好哒我一会私给你" }, { "source": "好哒我一会私给你", "target": "好嘞" }, { "source": "扎眼的绿,吓得我关掉了手机", "target": "扔掉算了" }, { "source": "扔掉算了", "target": "扔不起我的神机" }, { "source": "我车两万多了回家检查下!", "target": "嗯检查检查吧" }, { "source": "爸妈最不容易", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "珂猪喜欢看情景剧吗?", "target": "喜欢啊。爱情公寓没看过。听说蛮搞笑。以前看过家有儿女。和家有外星人。。呵呵" }, { "source": "喜欢啊。爱情公寓没看过。听说蛮搞笑。以前看过家有儿女。和家有外星人。。呵呵", "target": "第一部好笑第二部不怎么样?正准备看第3" }, { "source": "第一部好笑第二部不怎么样?正准备看第3", "target": "都出3了哇。上映没啊?哪部喜剧我就看哪部。每部有联系不" }, { "source": "都出3了哇。上映没啊?哪部喜剧我就看哪部。每部有联系不", "target": "美联系一集一个小故事!安徽台8点05分在放~~你还是先看第一部好笑~~" }, { "source": "美联系一集一个小故事!安徽台8点05分在放~~你还是先看第一部好笑~~", "target": "是滴。我也是看第一部算了。==电视台有广告。烦" }, { "source": "是滴。我也是看第一部算了。==电视台有广告。烦", "target": "记得看哇记得看哇,你有什么好看的电视剧推荐给我看" }, { "source": "想吃甜的", "target": "可惜我并没如愿" }, { "source": "看这电影还不如听刘若英唱一遍后来,完全就是ppt,哪是电影", "target": "以一个观众来说,很失望" }, { "source": "你要换工作了吗?", "target": "准备啦。四月份得找到新工作了。" }, { "source": "准备啦。四月份得找到新工作了。", "target": "为毛不是要过试用期可以转正了吗" }, { "source": "为毛不是要过试用期可以转正了吗", "target": "为毛我要转正?" }, { "source": "为毛我要转正?", "target": "为毛不转正不喜欢这个工作吗" }, { "source": "饭饭饭伟淇", "target": "嗷。" }, { "source": "嗷。", "target": "去哪里玩啦" }, { "source": "去哪里玩啦", "target": "在家看电视!TT" }, { "source": "在家看电视!TT", "target": "宅到久时自然呆,呆到深处自然萌……" }, { "source": "宅到久时自然呆,呆到深处自然萌……", "target": "挖挖。。。那你说我到哪一层啦??" }, { "source": "挖挖。。。那你说我到哪一层啦??", "target": "自然呆。" }, { "source": "自然呆。", "target": "好吧,我认了。" }, { "source": "好吧,我认了。", "target": "这么轻易就屈服啦," }, { "source": "这么轻易就屈服啦,", "target": "当然不是!!我觉得呆嘛是一种很有内涵的什么。。。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "当然不是!!我觉得呆嘛是一种很有内涵的什么。。。哈哈哈", "target": "呆到有内涵,是一种什么境界,求示范" }, { "source": "充实的一天", "target": "明天还要上课。。8点" }, { "source": "更博太慢", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈我真的努力了" }, { "source": "恩恩等出书了记得问我要~!!!哈哈", "target": "什么时候出书》" }, { "source": "什么时候出书》", "target": "7月份吧到时书店、网上都会有卖的哈哈" }, { "source": "7月份吧到时书店、网上都会有卖的哈哈", "target": "好哒好哒~~~到时候问你要,要签名哦" }, { "source": "好哒好哒~~~到时候问你要,要签名哦", "target": "恩恩哈哈是我的荣幸哦~!!" }, { "source": "恩恩哈哈是我的荣幸哦~!!", "target": "嘻嘻。。以后成大作者了,值钱。。" }, { "source": "宝贝儿新年快乐。希望我的鼻,今年和去年考试全过!", "target": "新年快乐!爱你!你也是!" }, { "source": "你是不是带过牙套?", "target": "你这关注点" }, { "source": "城市-交友宣言。◕‿◕。", "target": "广州?" }, { "source": "真是学霸姐姐……游戏打起来也停不下来啊不能堕落奋斗!!!", "target": "真实情况是停下来就写不完了" }, { "source": "真实情况是停下来就写不完了", "target": "加油哦" }, { "source": "说:“香你就多闻一会儿”", "target": "不香你就少闻一会" }, { "source": "??我才起床", "target": "没事哈,你好森点复习," }, { "source": "没事哈,你好森点复习,", "target": "哎中午又睡到4点才起来我晕哦你复习的咋样啊" }, { "source": "哎中午又睡到4点才起来我晕哦你复习的咋样啊", "target": "我差不多想放弃了,我反正今天看书看了半个小时的样子,然后我就指望你了" }, { "source": "第一,海没有彼岸,地球是个球体,海洋是相连的,没有起点,没有终点。第二,慢慢长途如果是个直线,绕地球一圈,那就没有回转。第三,你标点符号用错了,少了分号。你理科生的脑袋被丢了吗????", "target": "你闭嘴" }, { "source": "你闭嘴", "target": "看看嘴张的大不大" }, { "source": "看看嘴张的大不大", "target": "我好想过去揍你一顿" }, { "source": "礼拜二在杭州么?", "target": "当然!" }, { "source": "当然!", "target": "要一起午饭么?" }, { "source": "亲戚这个组织最喜欢拉郎配这种无聊的活动而到处奔波", "target": "他们周边是有多少大龄剩女" }, { "source": "儿子叫等等,女儿叫缓缓=嬛嬛", "target": "有道理" }, { "source": "请问我五十大寿你送我什么", "target": "你要啥" }, { "source": "你要啥", "target": "我要你……快乐" }, { "source": "大西安热情似火的温度欢迎你", "target": "有机会再去" }, { "source": "哈哈,等我落地回来跟你交流心得!", "target": "好勒,我就带好纸笔进入你们宿舍!" }, { "source": "好勒,我就带好纸笔进入你们宿舍!", "target": "我就算不延误也要十点落地了啊,请你做好心理准备!" }, { "source": "我就算不延误也要十点落地了啊,请你做好心理准备!", "target": "那么晚回来好好睡觉,等你第二天睡醒,我再去找你噢" }, { "source": "那么晚回来好好睡觉,等你第二天睡醒,我再去找你噢", "target": "好哒,你第二天几点飞?" }, { "source": "好哒,你第二天几点飞?", "target": "下午2、3点签到的样子,你飞完上海之后的航班呢?" }, { "source": "你一说我牙疼了", "target": "我已经拔了那感觉简直了!" }, { "source": "我已经拔了那感觉简直了!", "target": "你拔的智齿?不是不拔么也就一瞬间连根拔起" }, { "source": "你拔的智齿?不是不拔么也就一瞬间连根拔起", "target": "现在吃饭可难受" }, { "source": "现在吃饭可难受", "target": "是不是总忍不住舔没事过一段就好了当时让你拔还说不疼你看没用还疼的牙迟早要拔不是早拔早解脱" }, { "source": "游客照在哪里", "target": "我是你特别关心吗你咋这么快" }, { "source": "我是你特别关心吗你咋这么快", "target": "你想多了" }, { "source": "羡慕下雪的城市!", "target": "嘿嘿嘿,来玩" }, { "source": "赞啊都是青春", "target": "相册好厚都是照片,看得都忍不住" }, { "source": "相册好厚都是照片,看得都忍不住", "target": "你要生日啦?" }, { "source": "你要生日啦?", "target": "是啊下周末我去明月山走走泡温泉去" }, { "source": "是啊下周末我去明月山走走泡温泉去", "target": "我也想去!!" }, { "source": "我也想去!!", "target": "你飞回来么" }, { "source": "要红的节奏", "target": "咦?" }, { "source": "快回来聚", "target": "超想你们好久结束" }, { "source": "明天快乐呀", "target": "同乐" }, { "source": "这生活,奢靡", "target": "更想带着我的她" }, { "source": "更想带着我的她", "target": "会有的" }, { "source": "会有的", "target": "当然了,我相信美好的事总会到来" }, { "source": "我家有一条白色的狗,应该叫什么狗", "target": "叫你啊" }, { "source": "热的想发火", "target": "我是满腔怒火点火就着" }, { "source": "喜欢的人", "target": "分组名" }, { "source": "分组名", "target": "给你看看我的分组名" }, { "source": "智商有点高", "target": "你们约好了来夸我的吗" }, { "source": "你们约好了来夸我的吗", "target": "这叫不约而同" }, { "source": "这叫不约而同", "target": "哎呦!成语用的很溜嘛" }, { "source": "哎呦!成语用的很溜嘛", "target": "过奖,略懂一二" }, { "source": "666我就只有远景", "target": "真有钱我栋" }, { "source": "真有钱我栋", "target": "我去看的免费场" }, { "source": "我去看的免费场", "target": "挡不住你土豪的洪荒之力" }, { "source": "脸型大小呈等差数列", "target": "哈哈,由小到大" }, { "source": "粉色衬衫好好看", "target": "我也喜欢~" }, { "source": "因为我中途某些原因休学了,如今要去读书的话20才能读大学…我好在意年龄的问题啊,可是听你这么一说,我好像又有点放下了,还是要谢谢认识了你", "target": "没什么,我20也才大一,我辅导员大三也是20" }, { "source": "也是就是说你今天也是生日祝你们都生日快乐", "target": "谢谢哦" }, { "source": "我现在还没睡呢", "target": "你在干嘛这么晚不睡" }, { "source": "再假点?你去图书馆了", "target": "下次来3楼找我咯。" }, { "source": "下次来3楼找我咯。", "target": "我专门在3楼,星期六直接在那里2天。" }, { "source": "我专门在3楼,星期六直接在那里2天。", "target": "坑爹吧你,星期六两天。。" }, { "source": "你有一副金刚不坏的胃,恭喜你,获得了特级话梅奖励。。。", "target": "朝大家呵呵一下么好了" }, { "source": "朝大家呵呵一下么好了", "target": "明天姐姐要回来了,快点欢迎一下" }, { "source": "明天姐姐要回来了,快点欢迎一下", "target": "可是你马上又要走了!大忙人" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "幸福了" }, { "source": "好啦,哥哥乖,别动怒啊", "target": "连你也欺负我" }, { "source": "连你也欺负我", "target": "开个玩笑呐" }, { "source": "你们的基情太重", "target": "崽儿还不去复习,你要是考差了,只有门口小面自己选了" }, { "source": "先看病好伐", "target": "先说事" }, { "source": "想有一个写信写一辈子的笔友", "target": "那不是十几年前才玩的吗" }, { "source": "那不是十几年前才玩的吗", "target": "因为我就是十几年前的人啊" }, { "source": "我去找了女朋友也不说", "target": "游戏游戏不跟我玩,话都不跟我说,还在这" }, { "source": "游戏游戏不跟我玩,话都不跟我说,还在这", "target": "你走,这都不是理由,有了女朋友连打游戏都不叫我了" }, { "source": "继续加油", "target": "加油加油加油" }, { "source": "小羊皮和阿玛尼的都可以求他们不要被毁了", "target": "小羊皮有一个还没有买过阿玛尼的感觉这个颜色好酷" }, { "source": "小羊皮有一个还没有买过阿玛尼的感觉这个颜色好酷", "target": "好炫" }, { "source": "我来回复啦,那个人自己是个盗图狗,小亮大概也是看看鸟,不识人吧", "target": "不是啊,我是说博物认识这个楼的楼主呢,不是那个莫名其妙的人你看最下面博物和这个楼主说话的语气,天真友爱" }, { "source": "不是啊,我是说博物认识这个楼的楼主呢,不是那个莫名其妙的人你看最下面博物和这个楼主说话的语气,天真友爱", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "我不是你的爱人了?", "target": "行我可真难过" }, { "source": "行我可真难过", "target": "哈哈哈哈我们也可以结为兄弟。" }, { "source": "今天也是我阴历生日!明天阳历哈哈", "target": "同天哦" }, { "source": "举菊!", "target": "渣渣!节日快乐!" }, { "source": "16号拼房已定喜来登", "target": "你几个人我们这边有三个了" }, { "source": "吃这美美的一顿,就元气满满了。", "target": "是的,吃最能治愈了!早安哦" }, { "source": "有人在斗地主", "target": "砍他" }, { "source": "我们的宿舍都是短袖", "target": "你走" }, { "source": "你果然还是很晚睡啊", "target": "没办法" }, { "source": "中着手机汽车的来冒个泡……肯定没人,假的吧啊……", "target": "我中了手机。可是还没有邮过来给我!这算中了吗?" }, { "source": "敲黑板!驱蚊液", "target": "驱蚊液驱得了跳蚤这种吗?" }, { "source": "驱蚊液驱得了跳蚤这种吗?", "target": "应该可以吧?" }, { "source": "最不喜欢韭菜馅儿了!", "target": "为什么?这不是大家都爱的吗" }, { "source": "为什么?这不是大家都爱的吗", "target": "不知道……只吃烧烤的韭菜" }, { "source": "学友", "target": "对对对他在上边也超级帅" }, { "source": "下面2颗这样的,我该拿它们怎么办。去医院看,医生说你这牙我们不敢拔,你去大医院看看吧,还得住院呢。???", "target": "我也是这种耶,然后旁边那颗大牙刚好坏了" }, { "source": "看见小熊了", "target": "你是" }, { "source": "思春", "target": "不思你" }, { "source": "等我不忙赏赐你跟我约会", "target": "不要!!" }, { "source": "看球啊~明儿不上班了?", "target": "上班也得看,嘿嘿~" }, { "source": "上班也得看,嘿嘿~", "target": "真球迷也。我是打酱油看热闹的,刚看了会儿,关了10分钟,再打开就1:1了。。。" }, { "source": "最近宪哥出镜率略高,有基情", "target": "低调" }, { "source": "怎么不去要电话!", "target": "跟女朋友一起来的……" }, { "source": "跟女朋友一起来的……", "target": "你太花心了" }, { "source": "为了美", "target": "哇名字起的是你长" }, { "source": "怎么认不出我啦!我没换名字啊?", "target": "瓦知道你是啦啦" }, { "source": "瓦知道你是啦啦", "target": "杀了你" }, { "source": "衣服有地址吗", "target": "私咯" }, { "source": "温润儒雅", "target": "二哥不会嫌我的吧" }, { "source": "二哥不会嫌我的吧", "target": "当然会" }, { "source": "当然会", "target": "他不会的你不说,我不说,他就不知道了!" }, { "source": "他不会的你不说,我不说,他就不知道了!", "target": "谁说我不说呀" }, { "source": "谁说我不说呀", "target": "-.-不可以喵君听话" }, { "source": "我也想吃老友炒", "target": "宿舍小学妹的外卖" }, { "source": "心里太不平衡了,气死", "target": "现在到处都存在不公平,如果你连这个都扛不住,以后怎么办?分数这个东西,还是要以平常心去面对,不要因为它而耿耿于怀!ps:怎么我看不到你恼怒的样子……原来你这么会掩饰自己情绪的啊" }, { "source": "现在到处都存在不公平,如果你连这个都扛不住,以后怎么办?分数这个东西,还是要以平常心去面对,不要因为它而耿耿于怀!ps:怎么我看不到你恼怒的样子……原来你这么会掩饰自己情绪的啊", "target": "我什么事都是收着的,所以一般看不出来" }, { "source": "我什么事都是收着的,所以一般看不出来", "target": "我可是什么表情都写在脸上的!你是个大大滴腹黑!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我每天就是默默收点表情包", "target": "你不说话的吗" }, { "source": "你不说话的吗", "target": "我不知道说啥好,也找不着对象" }, { "source": "所谓大计,都是百年,也就是说,一百年以后再实行,也不晚~", "target": "都是饭后开始的" }, { "source": "你别再让我担心了。", "target": "差不多吧,我也要慢慢来" }, { "source": "你来不", "target": "想来。。。" }, { "source": "想来。。。", "target": "速度来" }, { "source": "你丑你说什么都对", "target": "我说我帅就是对的" }, { "source": "我说我帅就是对的", "target": "哈哈哈哈你赢了" }, { "source": "好运降临到我头上吧顺祝博主蛇年快乐", "target": "谢谢呀~不过你还是得看清楚一点内容~礼物是送我还是送你呀~" }, { "source": "谢谢呀~不过你还是得看清楚一点内容~礼物是送我还是送你呀~", "target": "哈哈看到了" }, { "source": "最近喜欢唱英文歌了", "target": "牛叉哦" }, { "source": "牛叉哦", "target": "怎样" }, { "source": "羡慕小宝宝的头发", "target": "那我一会有空给你看我闺女照片" }, { "source": "那我一会有空给你看我闺女照片", "target": "羡慕的不要不要的" }, { "source": "挨玛,可以申请非遗了。", "target": "旅游小景点" }, { "source": "泳衣好看", "target": "想象你穿这个的样子哈哈哈哈啊哈" }, { "source": "我们单位食堂中午总吃,吃得我都对这个菜由爱生恨啦", "target": "看来有食堂不错嘛" }, { "source": "看来有食堂不错嘛", "target": "我们食堂老难吃了,我一个礼拜吃一到两次。" }, { "source": "你消失了好久", "target": "我在我在" }, { "source": "男盆友很帅啊", "target": "哈哈哈送你送你" }, { "source": "好难过,失恋第十天。", "target": "第十天想挽回不知道值不值得" }, { "source": "偶从来都不骑", "target": "御姐黑木耳是什么意思?" }, { "source": "御姐黑木耳是什么意思?", "target": "都是必经之路吧" }, { "source": "都是必经之路吧", "target": "完了完了" }, { "source": "借你吉言可是他看手机哼唧", "target": "请扔掉手机" }, { "source": "请扔掉手机", "target": "扔他手机不敢不敢" }, { "source": "我结婚请你", "target": "太客气喇你..." }, { "source": "太客气喇你...", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你喝自来水?", "target": "你觉得不好喝?" }, { "source": "你觉得不好喝?", "target": "不好喝" }, { "source": "生快!", "target": "收到祝福哈" }, { "source": "张口国人闭口国人........老外不渣?这算是精外么.........", "target": "四川话了解一下" }, { "source": "来来来,回答我一些问题吧。", "target": "明白了" }, { "source": "明白了", "target": "你有喜欢的人吗?" }, { "source": "你有喜欢的人吗?", "target": "当然有~就不告诉你是谁" }, { "source": "当然有~就不告诉你是谁", "target": "你这个逗比!" }, { "source": "冰淇淋好嘛!", "target": "咸甜咸甜的" }, { "source": "夏天那张照片可以宣传一年", "target": "哈哈哈他太洋了" }, { "source": "挥别错的才能和对的相逢", "target": "一首歌???" }, { "source": "在上班好么", "target": "上班还打扮这么漂亮" }, { "source": "上班还打扮这么漂亮", "target": "这马屁拍得有点过了哈" }, { "source": "这马屁拍得有点过了哈", "target": "不不不,实话实说,你说我们单位要是有像你这样的。我绝对就不上班了。" }, { "source": "异乡最痛苦之事莫过饮食", "target": "可不是嘛~" }, { "source": "老夏怎么没大早起来输三次错密码呢", "target": "他十分支持" }, { "source": "我的男朋友又在哪里", "target": "想多了哈哈" }, { "source": "怎么办搞得我好想知道你本名是什么", "target": "邓耀聪" }, { "source": "邓耀聪", "target": "挺好听的,我也姓邓" }, { "source": "老大,跟你说声晚安哦,虽然没有在此长聊,但是偶一直都在!祝老大睡个好觉,做个好梦!", "target": "晴空晚安" }, { "source": "晴空晚安", "target": "非非晚安,看你们聊得很欢呢!早点休息哦!" }, { "source": "非非晚安,看你们聊得很欢呢!早点休息哦!", "target": "好的聊到都不知道在聊什么了" }, { "source": "好的聊到都不知道在聊什么了", "target": "要说啥呢。不知道要聊什么了。我现在还没精神。怎么办。" }, { "source": "看你瘦的,又美出新高度了", "target": "其实没少一斤" }, { "source": "其实没少一斤", "target": "你就不胖" }, { "source": "你就不胖", "target": "那是你没看见我脱了" }, { "source": "那是你没看见我脱了", "target": "那好下次一起约游泳" }, { "source": "那好下次一起约游泳", "target": "哈哈好的" }, { "source": "你又在伤感了", "target": "这是真理" }, { "source": "这是真理", "target": "那你就非主流" }, { "source": "金老师要去哪里吗", "target": "出去溜溜" }, { "source": "出去溜溜", "target": "嘿嘿好好玩儿哈" }, { "source": "那叫蕾丝...老师接受现实吧", "target": "接受了接受了" }, { "source": "今早吃饺子,节日快乐", "target": "一起快乐" }, { "source": "上班前来打卡", "target": "我也打卡" }, { "source": "我也打卡", "target": "一起啊。哈哈哈" }, { "source": "一起啊。哈哈哈", "target": "上班" }, { "source": "上班", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "十七岁的我又丑又胖,不敢喜欢别人。", "target": "后来大学是不是减肥逆袭了?" }, { "source": "后来大学是不是减肥逆袭了?", "target": "减肥了在逆袭与之前来回徘徊" }, { "source": "深夜放毒…", "target": "中毒我负责" }, { "source": "辛苦了我的澜", "target": "好累哦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈满屏的社长正面上我", "target": "我更希望师哥正面上他" }, { "source": "我更希望师哥正面上他", "target": "社长看这里看这里然后回复一句好不啦" }, { "source": "社长看这里看这里然后回复一句好不啦", "target": "如果真是这样那真是极好的" }, { "source": "如果真是这样那真是极好的", "target": "刷了这么久社长并没有看我" }, { "source": "刷了这么久社长并没有看我", "target": "抱抱嘤嘤婴" }, { "source": "抱抱嘤嘤婴", "target": "一起哭" }, { "source": "一起哭", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "认不到", "target": "不会吧,看到我们的白大褂了吗" }, { "source": "不会吧,看到我们的白大褂了吗", "target": "耶,原来当赵医生了,我们是蓝大褂" }, { "source": "好粗的毛孔--话说好可怜", "target": "喂你绝对跟如狼君交换性别了吧!" }, { "source": "你恋过吗?", "target": "练过。" }, { "source": "练过。", "target": "练过你的脸" }, { "source": "我腿长撩我", "target": "回家看家去,不是说好啦给我暖被窝嘛" }, { "source": "回家看家去,不是说好啦给我暖被窝嘛", "target": "我冬冰夏冷暖不了" }, { "source": "豹纹裙我还没有收到", "target": "可能双十一物流慢一点再等等会收到的我也等了一段时间~想看你穿嘻嘻你穿粉色加豹纹一定很好看" }, { "source": "你还记得你的十六吗", "target": "十六岁的我是个村炮" }, { "source": "十六岁的我是个村炮", "target": "嗯,是不是很遥远的过去" }, { "source": "嗯,是不是很遥远的过去", "target": "硫磺你在回忆你的十六岁么" }, { "source": "硫磺你在回忆你的十六岁么", "target": "我只是提醒你一下,你已经不是十六很多年了。" }, { "source": "晚上好", "target": "什么时候" }, { "source": "不哭我买了凌晨的首映。。一人去。。然后还得上班。。", "target": "我也想看凌晨场的,无奈太晚了得带孩子睡觉,就只能白天看了" }, { "source": "我也想看凌晨场的,无奈太晚了得带孩子睡觉,就只能白天看了", "target": "凌晨场真的很孤独了" }, { "source": "凌晨场真的很孤独了", "target": "心疼你抱抱你" }, { "source": "过几天,国庆节来朋友,终于可以给自己放几天假,陪朋友。", "target": "好好休息一下,挺好!" }, { "source": "好幸福啊~", "target": "祝你回家能开启脑容量" }, { "source": "祝你回家能开启脑容量", "target": "谢谢您的祝福" }, { "source": "酷骑单车,我的押金都退了三次了,二十多天了,客服不接,不是要跑路吧", "target": "我们可以报警吗?" }, { "source": "我也回关了的,你又把我移除了", "target": "好久,别个1月31号才想清楚" }, { "source": "好久,别个1月31号才想清楚", "target": "就是你关注我之后" }, { "source": "我也想染,之前染的,发根都长出来了,拍婚纱照怎么办", "target": "让后期救救你吧" }, { "source": "让后期救救你吧", "target": "后期也没办法给局部弄成棕色吧" }, { "source": "后期也没办法给局部弄成棕色吧", "target": "应该可以的" }, { "source": "应该可以的", "target": "你说有没有那种纯天然纯植物的染发膏呀" }, { "source": "二姐,你怎么又出去丢人了,我也不认识你", "target": "你敢" }, { "source": "我昱的装饰好可爱和我一样辣条党", "target": "嘿嘿嘿不知道除了拉条咋办啊我已经很努力在改进了" }, { "source": "虽然你说每一条都是事实,但是证据呢?不要告诉我就是网上那些流传的照片,加上各路人士的说辞。声明我是星星,不是棉花,只是觉得你这样对我偶像没好处而已。", "target": "你不是要证据吗?给你说了啊,不过你瞎而已,浪费时间" }, { "source": "你不是要证据吗?给你说了啊,不过你瞎而已,浪费时间", "target": "哎呦,不好意思,看来我得谢谢你呀!" }, { "source": "听历史", "target": "历史悠久,被战争和时光毁了" }, { "source": "别是失眠啊别是", "target": "不失眠,现在我的愿望就是睡一天" }, { "source": "有人富强换和谐吗?或者换友善也可以", "target": "有富强换和谐吗" }, { "source": "有富强换和谐吗", "target": "我也没和谐" }, { "source": "哈哈别寂寞下次我给你寄", "target": "么么哒~~是玩笑话呢哈哈~~~" }, { "source": "么么哒~~是玩笑话呢哈哈~~~", "target": "那我能不能说我也是开玩笑的" }, { "source": "那我能不能说我也是开玩笑的", "target": "哈哈哈~合拍~~明天回国~今晚开(热)心地睡不着诶!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈~合拍~~明天回国~今晚开(热)心地睡不着诶!", "target": "回国呆多久呀我也想回一趟" }, { "source": "算了佳佳,别再接听我酒后的电话", "target": "好听" }, { "source": "秒赞的真爱就是我", "target": "嘻嘻爱你爱你" }, { "source": "嘻嘻爱你爱你", "target": "刚刚说完不羡慕别人但现在就要羡慕你咯" }, { "source": "刚刚说完不羡慕别人但现在就要羡慕你咯", "target": "我有啥可羡慕的" }, { "source": "我有啥可羡慕的", "target": "因为爱你" }, { "source": "支持皮特朱", "target": "哈哈哈哈这很好" }, { "source": "是不是真的贪恋爱了", "target": "没有啊,我瞎发发" }, { "source": "房屋散发烟火气?村子里散发或者空气里弥漫,都可以。", "target": "你这个不文艺也不浪漫" }, { "source": "嘻嘻嘻,等我开出大天狗", "target": "想要大天狗可是只有他的弟弟鸦天狗已经失去乐趣了" }, { "source": "想要大天狗可是只有他的弟弟鸦天狗已经失去乐趣了", "target": "那算狗吗?伤害太低" }, { "source": "别愁了,小心头发愁的掉没了", "target": "掉之前先白完了" }, { "source": "有木有觉得那个融园咖啡很漂亮啊?!", "target": "相当漂亮啊,没来得及喝" }, { "source": "所以赵丽颖上春晚?", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "我吃过一次料最足的DQ就是你给我加的料", "target": "哈哈哈哈下次来还给你加" }, { "source": "你好有空呀?亲", "target": "是啊,要不要去找你玩啊?" }, { "source": "是啊,要不要去找你玩啊?", "target": "主要是你来,我没办法接驾呀,不然我也想。" }, { "source": "主要是你来,我没办法接驾呀,不然我也想。", "target": "你有那么忙哦?" }, { "source": "你有那么忙哦?", "target": "死哪里去了,我们在群里聊疯了,快来快来" }, { "source": "真心想减肥的胖妹子!你是真的喝了白芸豆吗", "target": "我喝了,我确实瘦了" }, { "source": "双鸭山好评", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "十八号过去,想问下最低温度多少?谢谢", "target": "18号过去需要拼车吗" }, { "source": "18号过去需要拼车吗", "target": "已经跟团了" }, { "source": "早点睡觉哦", "target": "恩恩恩好的" }, { "source": "恩恩恩好的", "target": "爱你哈哈" }, { "source": "爱你哈哈", "target": "真的爱我" }, { "source": "真的爱我", "target": "什么话" }, { "source": "什么话", "target": "哈哈哈你说爱你那我问真的?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你又可以休息了,开心吗", "target": "哈哈开心" }, { "source": "编剧是把自己智商按在地上摩擦还是把观众智商按在地上摩擦?", "target": "据说小说里就是这么写的" }, { "source": "其实不知道为啥还是喜欢现在的大概是情怀吧", "target": "我觉得是因为重制版太晒了吧,原版看着就20℃,重制版起码有40℃,跟正午的上海似的" }, { "source": "你快到碗里去", "target": "你才到碗里去~" }, { "source": "啊,又见到了绿衣姐姐,哈哈", "target": "在哪见得啊?之前" }, { "source": "在哪见得啊?之前", "target": "五一比赛啊,我们跟他们打了两场" }, { "source": "五一比赛啊,我们跟他们打了两场", "target": "哦你们一个队?" }, { "source": "哦你们一个队?", "target": "对手,对手,哈哈" }, { "source": "对手,对手,哈哈", "target": "哦嘿嘿" }, { "source": "窦老师早,被地震摇醒了,腿软中…", "target": "抱抱,吓坏了吧" }, { "source": "抱抱,吓坏了吧", "target": "是的,现在还腿软呢…可是纵使这样,窦老师也不关心一下我…" }, { "source": "是的,现在还腿软呢…可是纵使这样,窦老师也不关心一下我…", "target": "他肯定还在呼呼大睡咧!" }, { "source": "他肯定还在呼呼大睡咧!", "target": "我也想睡,睡不着了…" }, { "source": "我也想睡,睡不着了…", "target": "放松……放松……" }, { "source": "放松……放松……", "target": "馀震太多了,放不松…" }, { "source": "馀震太多了,放不松…", "target": "这么严重?没事的没事的!" }, { "source": "记的天天看你节目的时候我好像没到30岁,现在孩子都好几岁了,真快!", "target": "看我节目长大的" }, { "source": "阴天下雨想妈妈", "target": "唉幸好要放假了" }, { "source": "这些蛋蛋后太厉害了,六岁就见过社长", "target": "好厉害哇" }, { "source": "好厉害哇", "target": "说张涵予还玩过她手机的游戏" }, { "source": "说张涵予还玩过她手机的游戏", "target": "哇噢" }, { "source": "钱灰去哪了,", "target": "说来话长!我人太好了" }, { "source": "说来话长!我人太好了", "target": "借钱给别人!自己没饭吃!!" }, { "source": "元旦快乐", "target": "新年快乐!!!" }, { "source": "看到你了", "target": "不是吧这样都认得出来!!!" }, { "source": "不是吧这样都认得出来!!!", "target": "右下角是不是?" }, { "source": "右下角是不是?", "target": "噗不是" }, { "source": "劳动节快乐", "target": "节日快乐哦,竟然也没睡" }, { "source": "丑死了,真不知道鹿晗什么眼光会喜欢你", "target": "同意" }, { "source": "真是朋友可以一起帮晓彤姐姐搬家呀干嘛先走呢", "target": "前面可能帮打包行李累了" }, { "source": "还不睡哇!", "target": "准备了哈" }, { "source": "准备了哈", "target": "快睡吧,晚安,明天见" }, { "source": "黄晓明的感觉是那种相处起来很舒服的那种当然很融洽", "target": "应该是的" }, { "source": "表白易烊千玺!", "target": "一心一意,易烊千玺" }, { "source": "求带上,求打包。", "target": "不包邮噢亲" }, { "source": "不包邮噢亲", "target": "不包邮就不给力了。。。" }, { "source": "我快生日了,赶紧的给我备着", "target": "要吃啥说吧" }, { "source": "要吃啥说吧", "target": "我现在心情你懂吗,就是特别想吃甜腻的过瘾的东西,特别想吃!" }, { "source": "可以看会小说有助于睡眠", "target": "那可能就直接看到后半夜了" }, { "source": "那可能就直接看到后半夜了", "target": "我一般都这样入睡挺管用的" }, { "source": "我一般都这样入睡挺管用的", "target": "我看小说是不会睡着的" }, { "source": "我看小说是不会睡着的", "target": "看一篇励志的流水账文章就好" }, { "source": "忽然有点想念运城学院", "target": "开学可以回来转一圈" }, { "source": "我都文科了一个月了。。。", "target": "哪科" }, { "source": "哪科", "target": "各种双学位还有环境工程技术经济。。。3k手写论文呐" }, { "source": "绍兴母校哪里?", "target": "在袍江区的" }, { "source": "在袍江区的", "target": "可怕农商贸?" }, { "source": "可怕农商贸?", "target": "对啊。" }, { "source": "我总觉得这个坎过了,过不久又会遇到新坎,各种担忧", "target": "一个一个的过。过一个就更强大一些。" }, { "source": "我爱的菜", "target": "明天来陪我加班啊" }, { "source": "明天来陪我加班啊", "target": "不要,明天带妞儿上课。容易吗我。" }, { "source": "不要,明天带妞儿上课。容易吗我。", "target": "妞不容易" }, { "source": "我本来想发给你的让你以后用这个图呼唤我但是太大了", "target": "你迷妹可能会冲出屏幕来打我" }, { "source": "你迷妹可能会冲出屏幕来打我", "target": "为什么啊" }, { "source": "又去哪,你最近玩的太嗨了", "target": "对呀,想去就去啊,为什么要在家看雨~" }, { "source": "对呀,想去就去啊,为什么要在家看雨~", "target": "武汉全城被淹还是宜昌好,现在暑假了,到处人都多,我还是在家待着好了" }, { "source": "是啊这么高颜值的小哥哥为什么还要虐他,编剧你还想不想混了,最后还要支持这部作品哦。永远支持", "target": "好虐,编剧没有鸡腿吃" }, { "source": "时刻秉持着不能吃软饭的宗旨。", "target": "你洗的碗真干净呀" }, { "source": "想看妮妮的侧脸杀", "target": "过两天" }, { "source": "结婚了?", "target": "都半年啦" }, { "source": "都半年啦", "target": "幸福幸福" }, { "source": "它不想让你上班想你在家陪它玩~~", "target": "我不要我不要跟他玩,他让我妻管严了。我不要跟他玩!!" }, { "source": "收藏你的回忆变成无价值宝,够我到处炫耀", "target": "爱你还没爱够你却要我放手" }, { "source": "爱你还没爱够你却要我放手", "target": "慢慢的这份爱已经变成依赖" }, { "source": "慢慢的这份爱已经变成依赖", "target": "最喜欢默默和一个只对你有感觉" }, { "source": "背景音乐是韩剧《孤独又灿烂的神—鬼怪》!!!!", "target": "是的捏,美人鱼在帮许俊宰拔剑" }, { "source": "不好上班很辛苦", "target": "挣钱很不易" }, { "source": "这种话就不要到公开场合说了,以后找不到媳妇儿了就怨你", "target": "没事可以等我生个闺女我可以当你丈母娘" }, { "source": "没事可以等我生个闺女我可以当你丈母娘", "target": "多年后我若未娶,让你女儿上学路上小心点" }, { "source": "多年后我若未娶,让你女儿上学路上小心点", "target": "谢谢提醒!" }, { "source": "谢谢提醒!", "target": "不谢" }, { "source": "重病了吧,,等你约吃饭都等到有白头发了", "target": "我们过年出来好不好" }, { "source": "我们过年出来好不好", "target": "生气了!我初3-5不在上海" }, { "source": "生气了!我初3-5不在上海", "target": "你又野去哪里" }, { "source": "你又野去哪里", "target": "过节出去度假" }, { "source": "过节出去度假", "target": "去哪里啊" }, { "source": "去哪里啊", "target": "黄山温泉" }, { "source": "某人跟我说要两,然后又跟我说不要了,最后跟我说她自己入手了!看来是说不要那天忘记吃药了!", "target": "咋地.....不服吗....来咬我呀" }, { "source": "咋地.....不服吗....来咬我呀", "target": "不想咬你,就不想咬你!下次把你扔下海喂鱼!" }, { "source": "丢一把钞票就不拖延了", "target": "今天发奖金了" }, { "source": "今天发奖金了", "target": "捂不了几天又得还给银行咯" }, { "source": "哇桑葚我喜欢", "target": "摘得我热死了" }, { "source": "下午好啊", "target": "早晨" }, { "source": "我是因为明天不上班不想睡", "target": "我也不上班但是不管在晚睡早上很早就醒了" }, { "source": "我也不上班但是不管在晚睡早上很早就醒了", "target": "我现在每天早上都不想起床……我估计如果没人叫我我明天,能睡到中午" }, { "source": "我现在每天早上都不想起床……我估计如果没人叫我我明天,能睡到中午", "target": "不饿吗?" }, { "source": "不饿吗?", "target": "我刚刚喝了一袋奶……吃了一个苹果……估计能顶到明天中午" }, { "source": "你是学幼师吗", "target": "学前教育" }, { "source": "学前教育", "target": "好厉害" }, { "source": "昨晚上在这里跑步", "target": "你有木有看见我,全场最炫酷的" }, { "source": "你有木有看见我,全场最炫酷的", "target": "没有注意" }, { "source": "四杀真的好看", "target": "五杀呢" }, { "source": "礼尚往来,你怼朕很久了,朕不回你,显得不礼貌", "target": "我没有怼您哦,我只是适时的想到了一些史实" }, { "source": "你们那儿现在有酒啦?", "target": "一直都有啊!" }, { "source": "我只是回去过年", "target": "呃你不是要订婚嚒" }, { "source": "呃你不是要订婚嚒", "target": "那都是次要的" }, { "source": "那都是次要的", "target": "在我心里是主要的" }, { "source": "在我心里是主要的", "target": "我回去肯定先见你" }, { "source": "我回去肯定先见你", "target": "那也不行" }, { "source": "为什么坤哥下机都没有人接?", "target": "你咋知道没人接哦?" }, { "source": "柚子", "target": "嗯哪还有梨" }, { "source": "发广告你们都看啊真是够了", "target": "那你发点其他的我们看看" }, { "source": "明天科三。借你好运啊么么哒^3^", "target": "加油啊!" }, { "source": "加油啊!", "target": "啊。超紧张怎么办" }, { "source": "我是在二楼卖车的档口买的.没找拼缝的", "target": "车子后续保养的话是自己花钱去4s店保养吗?" }, { "source": "车子后续保养的话是自己花钱去4s店保养吗?", "target": "是啊!4S买保险会有送一些保养券什么的,或者在外面找熟的修理厂保养!其实没什么,就是买的时候先想好要什么配置的车,到那边对号入座就行了。价格自己觉得合适就上。出厂年份半年以内最好喽!" }, { "source": "看别人的愿望,蛮累的!", "target": "那你的愿望是什么" }, { "source": "你挺优秀的,有啥不自信的。自己认为自己是最好的,就是什么都有了。", "target": "是更有自信了~" }, { "source": "从此与孤独为伴,在最深最柔软的角落,永不可碰触...", "target": "有些痛,不可触碰…" }, { "source": "有年头了忙啥呢", "target": "打工呗" }, { "source": "打工呗", "target": "在哪打工了" }, { "source": "在哪打工了", "target": "重庆呗" }, { "source": "我想知道买多大尺寸的鱼缸", "target": "这个得看电视机的尺寸,算好能放进去就行" }, { "source": "璐姐大妈,我错鸟谁叫你不带手信告诉我你去了呢", "target": "你都不知道那时我快回不来了你有机会一定要去好美好舒服呢" }, { "source": "你都不知道那时我快回不来了你有机会一定要去好美好舒服呢", "target": "快回不来?" }, { "source": "来广工", "target": "要等补录唉…" }, { "source": "要等补录唉…", "target": "广工不会补录的" }, { "source": "广工不会补录的", "target": "好残忍…" }, { "source": "好残忍…", "target": "高2A几分" }, { "source": "高2A几分", "target": "好像是…28…" }, { "source": "好像是…28…", "target": "那就不可能去到广工了" }, { "source": "几点开车?星期五要上到6点", "target": "大概四点左右…" }, { "source": "大概四点左右…", "target": "噤早" }, { "source": "你晒黑了呢~", "target": "我一直这么黑的吧" }, { "source": "我一直这么黑的吧", "target": "哈哈~以前可白了.看样子外面太阳很毒" }, { "source": "蛋糕上还摆了一圈饺子~~~", "target": "晚上吃剩下的" }, { "source": "这熊是什么玩意", "target": "这个很可爱" }, { "source": "飞姐新年快乐", "target": "快乐你也快乐哇!" }, { "source": "土豪就是对你们这种人说的,本身它就是贬义词…切有什么好炫的…啃老族一个", "target": "对于他这种超级有钱的人来说这不叫炫富炫起来吓不死你" }, { "source": "晚安宝宝", "target": "晚安~" }, { "source": "暴雨好吗", "target": "这里阴天..." }, { "source": "他应该想过很多次抛弃现有的都市生活,回到最初下塘摸鱼捉蜻蜓的日子,但是,真正决定的那一刻,也就一瞬间吧。我也挣扎过,现在的生活跟我是不适合的!可是我太年轻,我的经验,我的技能,我的阅历,我的心境,我的一切不足以支撑我去选择想要的,但是合适的生活跟合适的我有一天一定会遇见", "target": "加油,越努力越接近!" }, { "source": "大哥加油~", "target": "写完了" }, { "source": "长得好看的留下了加油", "target": "我可能要被开了" }, { "source": "饿得睡不着么,不像你的风格啊", "target": "是吧但我昨天吃饱后很快就睡着了" }, { "source": "赵丽颖同款", "target": "买不起买不起" }, { "source": "如果大家都有空的话,其实无所谓", "target": "来塘沽皮皮虾就涮羊肉海鲜随便点在市里也就直接涮羊肉了" }, { "source": "好想愉快的吃一身味", "target": "我也去报道了呢一会儿好困" }, { "source": "我也去报道了呢一会儿好困", "target": "去哪里呢,你总算跟上步伐了" }, { "source": "去哪里呢,你总算跟上步伐了", "target": "哈哈具体去哪里不知道呢貌似河北这批要毕业以后才能培训上班哟娃哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈具体去哪里不知道呢貌似河北这批要毕业以后才能培训上班哟娃哈哈", "target": "毕业。。。纳尼,你又要闲了" }, { "source": "要幸福", "target": "恩,一定的啊" }, { "source": "尼克笑起来的样子真是太迷人了~太帅了~", "target": "嗯嗯嗯,对啦对啦" }, { "source": "感觉p9好好喝!!!!", "target": "对好喝" }, { "source": "喜欢一个男孩子可是明天我要离开这个城市了到底表不表白!!!", "target": "表,无遗憾" }, { "source": "哇大家超棒的!!!好暖", "target": "我也想要暖暖好冷" }, { "source": "我也想要暖暖好冷", "target": "嗯呐也给你" }, { "source": "异地不主动打电话我什么原因?", "target": "有主动才会有故事" }, { "source": "今夏我们何时能见面", "target": "你什么时候放假" }, { "source": "你什么时候放假", "target": "我明天批完卷就没事了" }, { "source": "打卡。没我家", "target": "进朋友圈了吗" }, { "source": "进朋友圈了吗", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "来吧卡口不换就行", "target": "尼康的单反就是在卡口上吃了大亏,出无反怎么可能不换。而且不换也没法用" }, { "source": "尼康的单反就是在卡口上吃了大亏,出无反怎么可能不换。而且不换也没法用", "target": "怎么吃亏?说说" }, { "source": "加油加油!!!!?应该带个相机", "target": "哈哈,我把我好朋友的单反打劫了,照了好多照片!!" }, { "source": "哈哈,我把我好朋友的单反打劫了,照了好多照片!!", "target": "突然想起来,你说我们一起看这个电影,结果你先看咯。。5555那谁陪我看啊?" }, { "source": "突然想起来,你说我们一起看这个电影,结果你先看咯。。5555那谁陪我看啊?", "target": "哈哈,没关系!!我还要看很多遍" }, { "source": "要剪掉生孩子的10个月嘛", "target": "好吧,那如果我家以后的那位的话,我计划让她生个十个八个,这样,为了省钱。" }, { "source": "好吧,那如果我家以后的那位的话,我计划让她生个十个八个,这样,为了省钱。", "target": "养孩子更贵好伐" }, { "source": "有一个同学去了感觉可嗨了", "target": "你倒是去啊,为什么要赖高考呢,总说一年前事有意思吗" }, { "source": "你倒是去啊,为什么要赖高考呢,总说一年前事有意思吗", "target": "你别激动我只是说说而已" }, { "source": "我已经等烦了!", "target": "楠哥太不给力了哈!那你好久准备???" }, { "source": "楠哥太不给力了哈!那你好久准备???", "target": "顺其自然吧他年前太忙!" }, { "source": "电影你看了吗?我是在地铁看到的发布会", "target": "我准备去看··哈哈这个一定的支持啊··看看自己生长的城市" }, { "source": "我准备去看··哈哈这个一定的支持啊··看看自己生长的城市", "target": "北京能上映吗?我也想看看去" }, { "source": "我想去冰雪大世界玩儿", "target": "我明天下午去" }, { "source": "我明天下午去", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "昨天骑去梅溪湖之后就已经痛了", "target": "哈哈,那今天还骑自讨苦吃哈!" }, { "source": "哈哈,那今天还骑自讨苦吃哈!", "target": "不是脸大!!是胖!!" }, { "source": "不是脸大!!是胖!!", "target": "哈哈,好吧" }, { "source": "你去哪的", "target": "尼泊尔" }, { "source": "尼泊尔", "target": "真去啦?哎哟哟,回来了教教我" }, { "source": "真去啦?哎哟哟,回来了教教我", "target": "肯定去啊好的" }, { "source": "傻姑傻姑好好休息呀~", "target": "想你想你" }, { "source": "早安小凯", "target": "说什么" }, { "source": "真幸福", "target": "吃饭咯" }, { "source": "我就是好人", "target": "一起揍姐!" }, { "source": "我不怕我瘦啊", "target": "你去北京玩啥啊跟我们玩去吧" }, { "source": "你去北京玩啥啊跟我们玩去吧", "target": "北京各景点啊没去过北京你们去厦门?" }, { "source": "北京各景点啊没去过北京你们去厦门?", "target": "还不知道" }, { "source": "还不知道", "target": "好吧还想去天津玩的时候请你们做导游呢" }, { "source": "晚上好", "target": "来尬聊一块钱的" }, { "source": "来尬聊一块钱的", "target": "你比我自己回复的还快" }, { "source": "你比我自己回复的还快", "target": "网速好" }, { "source": "网速好", "target": "怪我网速慢咯" }, { "source": "怪我网速慢咯", "target": "貌似是这样的" }, { "source": "貌似是这样的", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "厉害了", "target": "话说一块钱能聊多久" }, { "source": "话说一块钱能聊多久", "target": "咳咳,一块钱啊……我想想,差不多一分钟吧" }, { "source": "咳咳,一块钱啊……我想想,差不多一分钟吧", "target": "反正闲得很" }, { "source": "反正闲得很", "target": "后面还有人排队呢" }, { "source": "后面还有人排队呢", "target": "哎呦抢手咯那我先排队" }, { "source": "哎呦抢手咯那我先排队", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "我是第一吗" }, { "source": "我是第一吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "那就可以开始了" }, { "source": "那就可以开始了", "target": "说吧" }, { "source": "可以说现场确认的照片应该是很好看了,而我们依旧丑", "target": "呆一下已经很好啦,我同学因为灯罩太亮,没戴眼镜,也没看清相机,她就看的灯罩" }, { "source": "呆一下已经很好啦,我同学因为灯罩太亮,没戴眼镜,也没看清相机,她就看的灯罩", "target": "天呐据说考上研以后这张照片会出现在学生卡上面" }, { "source": "大半夜看到好饿啊", "target": "真的是好好吃这蛋糕" }, { "source": "好久没看到仙儿啦", "target": "这久在隐居" }, { "source": "老板衣服怎么买", "target": "不要两三千也不要一两千只要998只要998,你没有听错" }, { "source": "不要两三千也不要一两千只要998只要998,你没有听错", "target": "免费好不好" }, { "source": "晚上喝咖啡不怕失眠?", "target": "还没到晚上" }, { "source": "你又不睡!明天还起不起!!!", "target": "睡不着啊" }, { "source": "睡不着啊", "target": "关掉手机,背单词" }, { "source": "亲今晚木有去跑party啊", "target": "乡下咋个爬梯哟" }, { "source": "冠希哥!我滴偶像!", "target": "像么" }, { "source": "像么", "target": "已经不是像不像的问题了!" }, { "source": "我学习能力好差的", "target": "额......呵呵,就是冒的恰牌和恰胡,冒的二五八做将,杠要算钱" }, { "source": "额......呵呵,就是冒的恰牌和恰胡,冒的二五八做将,杠要算钱", "target": "好复杂" }, { "source": "你是豹纹控哦?!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "在哪里上大学", "target": "东莞" }, { "source": "你已经走啦", "target": "还回去~" }, { "source": "本人好漂亮好漂亮好瘦好瘦", "target": "你是刚才电梯里的女孩么?" }, { "source": "你是刚才电梯里的女孩么?", "target": "对呀对呀" }, { "source": "对呀对呀", "target": "亲爱的你遇到心霓儿啦" }, { "source": "亲爱的你遇到心霓儿啦", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "是呀", "target": "哇塞好羡慕呀。我也好想偶遇一下。养养眼" }, { "source": "哇塞好羡慕呀。我也好想偶遇一下。养养眼", "target": "她本人比照片好看很多,脸好小,好瘦" }, { "source": "留级留级", "target": "留级你开心吗" }, { "source": "放毒", "target": "哈哈,梦中说不定可以吃到哦" }, { "source": "哈哈,梦中说不定可以吃到哦", "target": "好想吃" }, { "source": "你克哪里潇洒", "target": "安顺。。。妹妹姐姐好想来见你!" }, { "source": "吃真嗨~~快快回来", "target": "努力早日回归" }, { "source": "我给你佩姐看了消息,她默默的笑了", "target": "我男朋友有天在看你照片,和我说这是全国最牛的健身达人,我说咦这不是我师丈吗?他还不信呢,我给他看完后他练得更起劲了" }, { "source": "借楼说话,大家不要再跟风了,很明显国外媒体在大肆宣扬,还不明白怎么回事吗", "target": "那北大倒是做个像样点的回应啊。北大的担当呢?" }, { "source": "分手后你还好吗", "target": "你好我就好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,你们说,我跟小岳岳谁帅", "target": "你帅" }, { "source": "死了,“我是个很八卦的师姐”的这个形象被迫建立了。。还要八卦师弟的。。我不活了啊啊啊啊", "target": "谁不爱八卦?" }, { "source": "诸葛亮李白,一个法师拥有刺客的心", "target": "亮白可以了解下,all白更好。" }, { "source": "亮白可以了解下,all白更好。", "target": "太白是攻" }, { "source": "博主是海口东山镇人吗?", "target": "不是的" }, { "source": "最终幻想是我当年最喜欢的游戏!", "target": "学生时代都喜欢玩" }, { "source": "梦里梦里来见你~", "target": "我想你了,远远,一点也不好玩,我好想回成都" }, { "source": "来盖楼了", "target": "华而不实的" }, { "source": "毛毛哪里都是毛毛", "target": "哪里都是毛毛" }, { "source": "哪里都是毛毛", "target": "看过才知道是哪里。哈哈" }, { "source": "看过才知道是哪里。哈哈", "target": "快!来!看!" }, { "source": "乌鸦嘴", "target": "在这之前肯定回去找你喝一杯" }, { "source": "你说茶几就茶几好吧", "target": "是它这个就是茶几啊!" }, { "source": "为什么一定要生孩子?不理解!", "target": "我告诉你,孩子是希望,只有孩子好好读书才会有个好的未来,或许读书不是唯一的出路,但是读书是穷人翻身的最好出路,高考也是最公平的考试,只有进入好的大学选择一个好的专业,才能去拥抱一个好的工作,才能改善家庭。不是不生,是一个希望,希望他们的孩子能出人头地" }, { "source": "我告诉你,孩子是希望,只有孩子好好读书才会有个好的未来,或许读书不是唯一的出路,但是读书是穷人翻身的最好出路,高考也是最公平的考试,只有进入好的大学选择一个好的专业,才能去拥抱一个好的工作,才能改善家庭。不是不生,是一个希望,希望他们的孩子能出人头地", "target": "给不了好的教育谈什么出人头地,真正混得好的有几个是农村孩子。背后的资源都不一样" }, { "source": "你再给你自己煮猪食", "target": "你不要回来了" }, { "source": "这猫好几千呢,给我我得供上。", "target": "自己家的娃都是无价阿宝" }, { "source": "自己家的娃都是无价阿宝", "target": "我家阿宝给钱就带走" }, { "source": "我家阿宝给钱就带走", "target": "你又站着那啥不腰疼了" }, { "source": "你又站着那啥不腰疼了", "target": "不信你试试看呗" }, { "source": "不信你试试看呗", "target": "不介了,真砸手里就坏了" }, { "source": "不知道为什么喜欢放大你的脚看", "target": "帮你你赞上去给他看看,好搞笑" }, { "source": "我也是这样,早上去跑步,五点就醒了,可还很困就是睡不着", "target": "六点宿舍才开门。。" }, { "source": "六点宿舍才开门。。", "target": "那你几点醒的" }, { "source": "那你几点醒的", "target": "四点多啊" }, { "source": "老吴加油", "target": "立贴鞭策自己" }, { "source": "立贴鞭策自己", "target": "要重新静下心来码字不容易吖~" }, { "source": "请问最后的彩虹包什么牌子哇!", "target": "我也想问来着!~" }, { "source": "放飞自我", "target": "开心最重要~" }, { "source": "你在哪里,飞机上", "target": "地铁" }, { "source": "地铁", "target": "杭州地铁很忙诶,上次想坐,懒得等" }, { "source": "杭州地铁很忙诶,上次想坐,懒得等", "target": "不忙,很空" }, { "source": "不忙,很空", "target": "看样子我去的时候正好赶上高峰期" }, { "source": "所以我该怎么不择手段的有个对象", "target": "我只能告诉你,我失败了" }, { "source": "我只能告诉你,我失败了", "target": "怎么失败的" }, { "source": "怎么失败的", "target": "爱不是手段,而是用心" }, { "source": "爱不是手段,而是用心", "target": "我用心" }, { "source": "我用心", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "小熊怎么样了?", "target": "闹肚子啦,打了两针。就老实了," }, { "source": "闹肚子啦,打了两针。就老实了,", "target": "额…好吧" }, { "source": "敲晕,我准备继续睡", "target": "睡了五个多小时晕乎乎醒了再不敢午睡了" }, { "source": "姐姐我是今天你旁边那个", "target": "哇这样都能遇见,缘分哟" }, { "source": "哇这样都能遇见,缘分哟", "target": "哈哈哈照片中的你哈哈哈我可能正在上来没有照到" }, { "source": "爬山了吗今天。", "target": "坐缆车上下的。刚从山上下来。冻死我了雪山比想象中冷。" }, { "source": "找个土豪嫁了呗。", "target": "我倒是想。另外我猜错的话你是涛?" }, { "source": "明天聊聊作曲,关于「成名在望」。(有兴趣吗大家?:D)", "target": "必须有" }, { "source": "马桶常年堵住有用吗", "target": "应该好用吧,挺神奇的,看说明说是便便堵住的都可以" }, { "source": "这个胖子是哪个…", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "才18就在感叹这些,我快23了是不是更该感叹,你快艺考,我快大学毕业了", "target": "我还有几个月才十八成绩不好是很担忧嘛" }, { "source": "徒手攀岩?", "target": "就爬山,攀岩一般都有专门的墙,根本没有岩" }, { "source": "√吃个饭筷子都能断", "target": "快别提了现在很懊恼" }, { "source": "老师点评:宋名喜你这是写日记的还是记流水账的", "target": "哈哈哈哈流水账!" }, { "source": "剪完又是一个世界有木有", "target": "剪完觉得自己轻了几斤" }, { "source": "跨年还是在坐月子", "target": "挺好的,有宝贝陪你" }, { "source": "挺好的,有宝贝陪你", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "新年正好全买新滴", "target": "没钞票" }, { "source": "没钞票", "target": "你麻麻发了好多钱,不要说我告密的哦" }, { "source": "我才发现我们俩的发型差不多除了你比我多了个刘海之外", "target": "短发是一条不归路" }, { "source": "短发是一条不归路", "target": "是的!" }, { "source": "没化妆像60岁,说实话,第二张真的像60岁", "target": "那你像80的?" }, { "source": "我就天天等知乎吐槽上看到你的名字", "target": "汤老师您还不休息啊!也是值夜班吗?" }, { "source": "胸好大", "target": "叔叔,这个车开的突然了。" }, { "source": "叔叔,这个车开的突然了。", "target": "哈哈哈!怪我咯,确实看到了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!怪我咯,确实看到了", "target": "只能证明我拍照技术好。" }, { "source": "只能证明我拍照技术好。", "target": "哈哈哈!那你还不如让我来拍" }, { "source": "我也喜欢小宅", "target": "她的颜值真的无可挑剔!" }, { "source": "她的颜值真的无可挑剔!", "target": "这个还不至于,就是因为喜欢她的时间比较久就慢慢觉得她挺好看" }, { "source": "这个还不至于,就是因为喜欢她的时间比较久就慢慢觉得她挺好看", "target": "长的好看人也很好" }, { "source": "我家愁物价飞涨而已,水淹问题不大", "target": "那你从广州快递回来吧我估计咱这大峡山的物价是居高不下的了" }, { "source": "那你从广州快递回来吧我估计咱这大峡山的物价是居高不下的了", "target": "广州这边物价夜涨了" }, { "source": "广州这边物价夜涨了", "target": "还有肉吃不" }, { "source": "去赤柱做啥呢", "target": "闲逛撒" }, { "source": "你搬去定居嘉兴好了。。。在平湖的我们好没存在感", "target": "表这样子么。。。正好赶上点事情么。。我下周肯定不去。。。" }, { "source": "表这样子么。。。正好赶上点事情么。。我下周肯定不去。。。", "target": "吃的事情。。。" }, { "source": "吃的事情。。。", "target": "也不全是啦…" }, { "source": "也不全是啦…", "target": "哈哈好啦你要去就去呗也没见得谁能拦住你" }, { "source": "哈哈好啦你要去就去呗也没见得谁能拦住你", "target": "还有两个地方我要去的还没去过,去完后估计就会少去了。。。我今天去嘉兴学院了。。。" }, { "source": "还有两个地方我要去的还没去过,去完后估计就会少去了。。。我今天去嘉兴学院了。。。", "target": "以后去嘉兴你带我不许跟我说什么我不认识路我忘记了我觉得你完全比我熟悉嘉兴" }, { "source": "梦梦穿了高跟鞋这大长腿!你俩这是干嘛去了,麻麻知道嘛", "target": "奔赴烧烤聚会" }, { "source": "你怎么在家没去见呀", "target": "我今天让我男朋友帮我去签了,我在忙工作" }, { "source": "老师,我165,肤色有点黄!适合什么样的发型", "target": "中长发搭配点颜色" }, { "source": "想象一个瘦子瘫在公交的椅子上。哈哈", "target": "坐姿的确比较摊……" }, { "source": "坐姿的确比较摊……", "target": "多晒晒太阳,不要在感冒了。" }, { "source": "现在天气太热看见这种画面只想下去洗澡", "target": "你去了洗澡还会干嘛" }, { "source": "你去了洗澡还会干嘛", "target": "估计会抓鱼吧" }, { "source": "红红火火恍恍惚惚心疼", "target": "我要抱抱" }, { "source": "我要抱抱", "target": "抱抱抱抱抱抱!用力抱!" }, { "source": "超级喜欢你的声音哎~", "target": "我也是啊!" }, { "source": "我也是啊!", "target": "从初中开始听广播都市音乐" }, { "source": "踟蹰想听你吹笛子。。。结婚后人变了不少啊,声音攻了", "target": "笛子都快落灰了" }, { "source": "笛子都快落灰了", "target": "已经落灰了才对吧,是不是很久没碰笛子了?" }, { "source": "已经落灰了才对吧,是不是很久没碰笛子了?", "target": "是啊,很久很久了" }, { "source": "是啊,很久很久了", "target": "有时间了录一段吧,很久没听了" }, { "source": "有时间了录一段吧,很久没听了", "target": "嗯,等暖和点" }, { "source": "嗯,等暖和点", "target": "好,早点休息吧,晚安啦" }, { "source": "推荐你看看贝尔爷在《野外求生》中各种活吃大虫子,你就释然了", "target": "我不要看不要不要不要" }, { "source": "快来我大新疆", "target": "你快结婚" }, { "source": "你快结婚", "target": "不急不急" }, { "source": "梦见啥了,这么早", "target": "初级过了" }, { "source": "初级过了", "target": "上边我没看见,我只看到一句话“初级过了”" }, { "source": "等我男朋友回来,这些狗粮我会还回去的", "target": "我一定照单全收" }, { "source": "女孩是不是都是喜欢长得好看的", "target": "不,我比较注重性格,性格合适了,比我矮都可以" }, { "source": "你怎么都不来看我。", "target": "你太忙" }, { "source": "你太忙", "target": "你不联系怎么知道我忙,太假。" }, { "source": "3块钱买不到雪碧了已经。", "target": "我超市里买一瓶500ml只要2.6" }, { "source": "我回来啦", "target": "哈哈,啥时候到的" }, { "source": "明锅他不会在意那些人说的话。所以芋头也不要在意。我们芋头也要内心强大。和明锅一起进步。", "target": "对,灏明也说过,他成长了很多,我们也不能原地踏步" }, { "source": "我跟快递备注让他11点后送的今天下午到~", "target": "榴莲包?" }, { "source": "他或许不知道吧,只要他回来,我都是愿意的。外在那么不好接触的我,只要是他,我都是愿意的。失去的最珍贵。", "target": "我回来了,虽然晚了点可她不愿意了," }, { "source": "缺富强", "target": "我有" }, { "source": "我的妈呀,老师,我也是洛阳的!!", "target": "洛阳哪里?" }, { "source": "好棒的身材,都是170起", "target": "过奖过奖" }, { "source": "过奖过奖", "target": "真的很棒~你一定平时健身吧~" }, { "source": "真的很棒~你一定平时健身吧~", "target": "嗯呐不过最近很久没去了没时间" }, { "source": "生日快乐!", "target": "嗯呢!" }, { "source": "晚安好眠", "target": "好的!称呼您叫大姐行吗?" }, { "source": "好的!称呼您叫大姐行吗?", "target": "好啊,谢谢。我是1949年出生的。" }, { "source": "经常想你", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "前几天还说最爱我", "target": "依然爱你!" }, { "source": "你艾特我显得很暧昧", "target": "丢我没关注顾老板不然三个人一起艾特" }, { "source": "丢我没关注顾老板不然三个人一起艾特", "target": "艾特三个人显得你很放浪形骸" }, { "source": "你喜欢呆福瑞啊我喜欢尤长靖林彦俊罗正王子异~", "target": "我喜欢朱正廷太帅了!!!!!!" }, { "source": "我喜欢朱正廷太帅了!!!!!!", "target": "人间仙子" }, { "source": "我家宝就是摔了一个世纪时髦摔怎样~~大长腿就是比较不方便了啦~骄傲的继续大步向前爱!你!!", "target": "这个鼓励太假了" }, { "source": "我过儿童节的", "target": "大庭广众的,知丑一点好不好~平时点教你的" }, { "source": "你会开车啊?", "target": "我一般开那种车晓不嘛" }, { "source": "我一般开那种车晓不嘛", "target": "绿皮火车?" }, { "source": "心疼我弟弟一万点", "target": "今天哼哈二将都请假了,着实给我累坏了" }, { "source": "今天哼哈二将都请假了,着实给我累坏了", "target": "这阵子表现的差不多了袄给冬天除雪留点机会" }, { "source": "网络暴民", "target": "网暴你我真的好开心" }, { "source": "大樱桃?多大", "target": "砂锅那么大" }, { "source": "砂锅那么大", "target": "那大概可以申报吉尼斯吧" }, { "source": "帅气依旧", "target": "下车衣服穿少了" }, { "source": "下车衣服穿少了", "target": "玩几天???" }, { "source": "这鱼难吃,特别辣的那个", "target": "一点也不辣啊" }, { "source": "6.6难道不分一半给我吗", "target": "到这时候你就冒出来了羡慕吧哈哈哈" }, { "source": "到这时候你就冒出来了羡慕吧哈哈哈", "target": "我一般不转一转就中" }, { "source": "好奇你的职业惹", "target": "没看到美食主编吗" }, { "source": "清晨的一缕阳光还有你", "target": "大早上玩手机" }, { "source": "大早上玩手机", "target": "手机它自己跑到我手上的" }, { "source": "买张机票去拍飞机", "target": "本来就是这么打算的" }, { "source": "你还是该发两张照片让我欣赏一哈嘛……", "target": "我发咯的阿" }, { "source": "我发咯的阿", "target": "噢噢看都了" }, { "source": "噢噢看都了", "target": "帅不帅嘛巴士" }, { "source": "帅不帅嘛巴士", "target": "我觉得他从乖变成现在的帅……变化好大" }, { "source": "我觉得他从乖变成现在的帅……变化好大", "target": "哟喂人都是要变的比如我以前乖现在更乖" }, { "source": "哟喂人都是要变的比如我以前乖现在更乖", "target": "我又能想到你有多得瑟了" }, { "source": "我又能想到你有多得瑟了", "target": "哈哈那是呀你们最近好不好好想来跟妹妹喝酒" }, { "source": "哈哈那是呀你们最近好不好好想来跟妹妹喝酒", "target": "还是就和以前一样啊……你两个就晓得喝酒了……" }, { "source": "生活很好嘛", "target": "哈哈哈。过节嘛" }, { "source": "郭总一发火,后果很严重。", "target": "我是怂包蛋不然能在这骂街嘛" }, { "source": "我是怂包蛋不然能在这骂街嘛", "target": "不愧是我郭总!骂的够文明!" }, { "source": "呦喂,看看你,嘿嘿,愤怒的小狗", "target": "有你这么欺负人的吗" }, { "source": "有你这么欺负人的吗", "target": "哈哈,不解释,一欺负你我心情就好啦" }, { "source": "哈哈,不解释,一欺负你我心情就好啦", "target": "坏人...赶快来人把你抓走" }, { "source": "睡得迟哇", "target": "没有啦!很早就睡了…不知道怎么的" }, { "source": "没有啦!很早就睡了…不知道怎么的", "target": "那你睡觉之前喝不喝水" }, { "source": "那你睡觉之前喝不喝水", "target": "看情况喃…大多时候是" }, { "source": "寒假快乐哇", "target": "同乐同乐哈" }, { "source": "好快啊,又一年了,感觉上次红鼻子节还没多久一样", "target": "时间过得好快啊" }, { "source": "时间过得好快啊", "target": "心情复杂" }, { "source": "南南真的是瘦了啊", "target": "瘦了好多还显个了" }, { "source": "就怕你生气时要吼它,觉得这名字太长了得改", "target": "吼完一长串儿自己背过气去了" }, { "source": "为什么不能约?难道不是我想的那样单纯嘛?", "target": "你没看奇葩说" }, { "source": "你没看奇葩说", "target": "我就看过一期" }, { "source": "我就看过一期", "target": "有些辩题的好看" }, { "source": "有些辩题的好看", "target": "看了可能会觉得好看,但大多数时候懒得开始看" }, { "source": "到底有没有侧田的演唱会啊?", "target": "目前没有相关演出消息哦。" }, { "source": "目前没有相关演出消息哦。", "target": "好吧谢谢你" }, { "source": "为了艺术献身!", "target": "不行" }, { "source": "不行", "target": "感觉身体被掏空?" }, { "source": "加油好男儿真的是童年记忆啊", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "天天做梦不会很累吗", "target": "挺累的,但是控制不了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈您的ID也许是回答?", "target": "???我流泪了" }, { "source": "???我流泪了", "target": "没有没有我开玩笑的明明超级期待哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "(接上)我说:对呀我之前都没关注过游泳可以说没怎么关注过体育就是因为他我才去看游泳比赛的确切来讲是看他参加的游泳比赛项目。嗯。是的。等他不游了我也不看了吧。", "target": "坚持自己的态度,尊重别人的喜好!" }, { "source": "坚持自己的态度,尊重别人的喜好!", "target": "对呀对呀对呀" }, { "source": "回到寝室,在窗边听着雨声,看着下雨和雨下熙熙攘攘的人群,想着心事多惬意。", "target": "哪有那个心情呐我是多么的讨厌下雨内心多么地抓狂啊" }, { "source": "哪有那个心情呐我是多么的讨厌下雨内心多么地抓狂啊", "target": "哈哈,带好伞。" }, { "source": "单身汪也不错", "target": "你是在喂我狗粮吗" }, { "source": "你是在喂我狗粮吗", "target": "喂不起" }, { "source": "睡觉还是玩电脑呢自己要说清楚噢", "target": "当然是睡觉啦" }, { "source": "当然是睡觉啦", "target": "怕是风之化身听候您滴差遣" }, { "source": "怕是风之化身听候您滴差遣", "target": "风之化身随时差遣你哟" }, { "source": "风之化身随时差遣你哟", "target": "守望之海出差吗" }, { "source": "谁说不过什么节日的,不存在的", "target": "都是假的" }, { "source": "希望你可以睡的很早白天有要忙碌的事晚上没有要想念的人。", "target": "哈哈,愿你一生努力一生被爱,得到的都拥有得不到的都释怀" }, { "source": "美很,档档杂嫩早就结婚啦", "target": "都谈七八年来,也就结啦" }, { "source": "最帅老爸本人", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "现在的小孩都这么狂的嘛", "target": "哎反正也都是吹吹水的" }, { "source": "心形的樱桃", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "唉。。。你到现在居然都不知道我的工作是什么。。。", "target": "搞台来我用用?" }, { "source": "搞台来我用用?", "target": "这个不能有~" }, { "source": "你杯胖成你碗了", "target": "哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈不行了你这个绝对今日最佳" }, { "source": "我三年级时候是不是就可有文采了", "target": "字儿没有我了好看" }, { "source": "字儿没有我了好看", "target": "我的字……" }, { "source": "我的字……", "target": "是不是现在还是阵丑" }, { "source": "是不是现在还是阵丑", "target": "没有最丑。。。" }, { "source": "没有最丑。。。", "target": "更丑" }, { "source": "洗洗睡吧的日子", "target": "汪~" }, { "source": "汪~", "target": "额满世界都是单身狗的节奏吗" }, { "source": "额满世界都是单身狗的节奏吗", "target": "那你以为全世界都是情侣的节奏?" }, { "source": "其实你表姑最懒", "target": "其实你起来却还在被窝里头、有区别吗?" }, { "source": "其实你起来却还在被窝里头、有区别吗?", "target": "闭嘴" }, { "source": "闭嘴", "target": "本来就是" }, { "source": "你们村的晚会吗?", "target": "。。。。那个电影啊!!" }, { "source": "非常珍贵的回忆感谢永远年轻的五月天哥哥们", "target": ",终于遇到你了" }, { "source": "王牌对王牌!朱茵说的!", "target": "回答正确" }, { "source": "突然吗?人家可是一直很想你的!", "target": "你怎么不来找我玩" }, { "source": "你怎么不来找我玩", "target": "我最近各种事有点忙……真的很想去的!你不知道我最近烦的不行" }, { "source": "我最近各种事有点忙……真的很想去的!你不知道我最近烦的不行", "target": "你都不知道要跟我说,好伤心" }, { "source": "貌似今天又开始冷了,多穿点儿!", "target": "是的!!!阴冷阴冷~~~你也是" }, { "source": "我只扔了试卷。。。书本不舍得啊", "target": "我也是啊,不过搬书搬得好辛苦啊" }, { "source": "我也是啊,不过搬书搬得好辛苦啊", "target": "对啊。。。重啊" }, { "source": "对啊。。。重啊", "target": "分三个箱搬,唉~~" }, { "source": "分三个箱搬,唉~~", "target": "我还好,扔剩两箱" }, { "source": "我还好,扔剩两箱", "target": "有心仪的大学了吗?" }, { "source": "据说逃课去玩的人四级一定会挂!", "target": "话说现在还是法定的三天假" }, { "source": "话说现在还是法定的三天假", "target": "我就不信你明天会回学校上课。秀恩爱" }, { "source": "可以考虑去纹眉,应该挺好看的", "target": "米..米有钱" }, { "source": "米..米有钱", "target": "省一省就有了" }, { "source": "省一省就有了", "target": "本月馀额就剩二十几了..还有六天" }, { "source": "本月馀额就剩二十几了..还有六天", "target": "吃煤配咸菜,可以熬过去的" }, { "source": "你可以学看看怎么养好你自己", "target": "我只有87斤,你呢?" }, { "source": "过年有事做没,出来整整嘛。话说我最近玩刺客的信条,真心碉堡", "target": "!估计要回惠州,不过出来玩没问题啦" }, { "source": "!估计要回惠州,不过出来玩没问题啦", "target": "回?你搬家?" }, { "source": "我们家都不设密码锁我妈我姐我都是", "target": "密码还是要设的" }, { "source": "盛泽天澜百货那边买的吗", "target": "不是不是" }, { "source": "喝流质至少营养要跟上", "target": "八宝粥,酸奶,鸡蛋稀饭一天瘦四斤" }, { "source": "盖妹儿'给我煤两个同事来买手机呗", "target": "呃,,,,大家都今年才换老手机,,,我尽我所能嘛!" }, { "source": "大胸姐亮了", "target": "什么叫大胸姐!" }, { "source": "什么叫大胸姐!", "target": "你啊" }, { "source": "新闻联播几十年不也一直叫大名了吗!!!", "target": "可是他在播新闻联播吗?" }, { "source": "可是他在播新闻联播吗?", "target": "随意点就好了,干嘛在意太多啊~" }, { "source": "用回了5s,还没想好再买什么牌子的", "target": "你那个手机不是也报废了么.....来吧少年,跟我一起用三星吧" }, { "source": "你那个手机不是也报废了么.....来吧少年,跟我一起用三星吧", "target": "不用三星" }, { "source": "你注意安全啊尽量少出门", "target": "宅在家里面" }, { "source": "圣上,息怒息怒", "target": "嗯嗯,怒火已经熄了。" }, { "source": "小新又是这状态,小赵你就不能走快点嘛?", "target": "友快点的话哪来这两背影" }, { "source": "友快点的话哪来这两背影", "target": "比脚丫子强" }, { "source": "比脚丫子强", "target": "哈哈哈强多了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈强多了", "target": "晚上见" }, { "source": "晚上见", "target": "知道了" }, { "source": "知道了", "target": "好了,已经小目标了,哈哈,刚刚10分钟" }, { "source": "好了,已经小目标了,哈哈,刚刚10分钟", "target": "没有阿。不止过了十分钟吧" }, { "source": "我肥了肥了肥了。。。", "target": "有肉感··在笑你老妈偷东西吃" }, { "source": "有肉感··在笑你老妈偷东西吃", "target": "。。。不准笑我妈咪。。。" }, { "source": "好内涵", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "下面两个智齿都已经长歪了", "target": "会小的吗" }, { "source": "会小的吗", "target": "有人说变小,有人说不会,还是有概率的" }, { "source": "哪里有那么惨,我现在在家里噢宝贝你会不会打我的", "target": "我不会告诉你学校只有教学楼宿舍饭堂是可活动区域整个学校全是黄泥风特大出门能吃一嘴沙!!!!!!!!" }, { "source": "我不会告诉你学校只有教学楼宿舍饭堂是可活动区域整个学校全是黄泥风特大出门能吃一嘴沙!!!!!!!!", "target": "我的狗儿那么惨回长安请你吃好吃的" }, { "source": "我的狗儿那么惨回长安请你吃好吃的", "target": "明年先对了我昨天没洗澡" }, { "source": "明年先对了我昨天没洗澡", "target": "其实我觉得洗澡浪费时间我也不喜欢洗澡的" }, { "source": "最近更博怎么如此频繁", "target": "不能浪费这些照片。" }, { "source": "不能浪费这些照片。", "target": "毛不易你要多更博哦,发个句号我们也高兴哒" }, { "source": "周五回来不?", "target": "回不来,周六加班,准备去格尔木试验" }, { "source": "回不来,周六加班,准备去格尔木试验", "target": "拍桌子不干了!" }, { "source": "拍桌子不干了!", "target": "别介!人生目标rs7还没买呢!" }, { "source": "我说个细节,你别打我", "target": "你说我就删" }, { "source": "哥你这么帅我姑知道不?", "target": "你这从哪儿冒出来的" }, { "source": "儿童节快乐哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈你也是" }, { "source": "新疆伊犁吗?好美", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你今天还是留一手了谢谢!", "target": "自己人,好说" }, { "source": "为什么叶子都成了荧光绿", "target": "这个叫嫩绿" }, { "source": "我替你掐指一算,不远了,你的那个他就要出现了。", "target": "你人怎么这么好你的手指是金手指吧" }, { "source": "你人怎么这么好你的手指是金手指吧", "target": "我这是姻缘指,哈哈!" }, { "source": "我这是姻缘指,哈哈!", "target": "能不能把它给我收藏呵" }, { "source": "能不能把它给我收藏呵", "target": "你喜欢就收下吧" }, { "source": "你喜欢就收下吧", "target": "你好慷慨呵,但是我不敢要" }, { "source": "妍妹越来越细心了", "target": "何以见得" }, { "source": "何以见得", "target": "小细节嘛" }, { "source": "小细节嘛", "target": "没懂" }, { "source": "带个围裙好吗", "target": "那不是艺术家该办的事" }, { "source": "说实话我觉得造型还行,但剧还没出就各种吐槽,搞得我看剧时很受影响,多少会被带偏,,但现在越看造型越好看,所以现在关弹幕好好看剧,享受剧情", "target": "我也是就看好评" }, { "source": "快乐快乐", "target": "回你大广元挺快乐吧" }, { "source": "我对猫咪好,它知道。所以它也很依赖我,", "target": "嗯嗯,养猫猫狗狗好有爱,我也好喜欢让别人养。我怕自己养不好,有一天对它不好,所以不敢养" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,养猫猫狗狗好有爱,我也好喜欢让别人养。我怕自己养不好,有一天对它不好,所以不敢养", "target": "我超级爱狗!!" }, { "source": "想起鄂三个以前采我屋卖衫", "target": "我觉得我以前好霸道" }, { "source": "我觉得我以前好霸道", "target": "物比个机会你补偿" }, { "source": "碧海真是非常优秀的外交官,大赞", "target": "谁是碧海" }, { "source": "妞。努力。以后有大把机会。", "target": "我永远都是被淘汰的那个'''" }, { "source": "我永远都是被淘汰的那个'''", "target": "不会的。要对自己有信心" }, { "source": "不会的。要对自己有信心", "target": "我是蛮有自信''以为会进''哎''" }, { "source": "快给我说你现在啥心情", "target": "我七点多都躺下了,一直到现在,一点也不困,睡不着,无聊,空虚,寂寞,还好不冷" }, { "source": "我七点多都躺下了,一直到现在,一点也不困,睡不着,无聊,空虚,寂寞,还好不冷", "target": "快高兴起来我们明天就到了大家又要疯了" }, { "source": "睡了,晚安!", "target": "嗯嗯~晚安吧~楚楚" }, { "source": "嗯嗯~晚安吧~楚楚", "target": "晚安!" }, { "source": "买墨水要吃土", "target": "天天改作业。并不怕。" }, { "source": "天天改作业。并不怕。", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "吃午饭了吗?", "target": "刚吃" }, { "source": "刚吃", "target": "那就好,以为你忙着忘吃了" }, { "source": "来我家~", "target": "你家在附近?~" }, { "source": "你家在附近?~", "target": "翠竹翠竹~" }, { "source": "翠竹翠竹~", "target": "翠竹不是还得坐地铁了?" }, { "source": "翠竹不是还得坐地铁了?", "target": "走过来也是可以的==" }, { "source": "他说他大学是体院的…………后来结婚之后吃胖了他让我们猜他有多重大部分人猜150左右我猜了160结果还是低估他了", "target": "...男生结婚开始发胖,女生生来孩子开始发胖" }, { "source": "...男生结婚开始发胖,女生生来孩子开始发胖", "target": "那我们这样不结婚没有小孩就不用担心了是么" }, { "source": "那我们这样不结婚没有小孩就不用担心了是么", "target": "有个伴儿也会吧" }, { "source": "你忘了,咱阿嫲据说也是怼遍村里无对手的厉害人物。基因决定的。反正欺负人好过被欺负", "target": "所以说外婆辈啊你看宝宝的舅舅就纯良不怼人,让宝宝多学学舅舅" }, { "source": "所以说外婆辈啊你看宝宝的舅舅就纯良不怼人,让宝宝多学学舅舅", "target": "呵呵,你不怼人,就跟坏人说自己是好人一样,忒假" }, { "source": "老婆加好友", "target": "我这是体验服" }, { "source": "我这是体验服", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "这歌循环过一段时间", "target": "失恋之后吗?" }, { "source": "失恋之后吗?", "target": "你想太多" }, { "source": "都午了", "target": "那午安咯!" }, { "source": "那午安咯!", "target": "那晚安咯" }, { "source": "失业人群", "target": "失业最欢乐了最怀念歇家里的那一年" }, { "source": "失业最欢乐了最怀念歇家里的那一年", "target": "是么" }, { "source": "是么", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "那你都去哪里旅行了?" }, { "source": "那你都去哪里旅行了?", "target": "也没去哪去了趟云南" }, { "source": "我在西安呢你买了什么狗狗?!", "target": "比熊" }, { "source": "比熊", "target": "小可爱型的" }, { "source": "你是去找虐的!这热…", "target": "我真的是累惨了,今天真热,难得回来玩玩嘛也没办法" }, { "source": "我真的是累惨了,今天真热,难得回来玩玩嘛也没办法", "target": "哈哈哈哈…好吧…明天见!" }, { "source": "你没面试?", "target": "错过了" }, { "source": "错过了", "target": "可惜" }, { "source": "可惜", "target": "我还没放弃看看这两天石家庄还有面试机会没" }, { "source": "你是手机输入法有问题吗?凯迪拉克", "target": "嗯,可能" }, { "source": "是不是留了四年的长发", "target": "真的是照完就剪了" }, { "source": "黑之前动动脑子,华为是民企", "target": "军方背景的民企?" }, { "source": "军方背景的民企?", "target": "道听途说" }, { "source": "道听途说", "target": "那你来点实锤?荣耀用户" }, { "source": "是不是你们都喜欢好看的男孩子?", "target": "手好看脸能看就行了" }, { "source": "你就是在挑战我。我已经听到了", "target": "老天爷" }, { "source": "老天爷", "target": "哎!" }, { "source": "瘦的过分了哈,给你十斤肉莫客气", "target": "上班之后越来越瘦我也很着急" }, { "source": "上班之后越来越瘦我也很着急", "target": "接刀!" }, { "source": "接刀!", "target": "么么哒!" }, { "source": "你咋那么好看!!!", "target": "你好看!!!" }, { "source": "出题风格跟那李贺一个样儿,奇崛幽峭呐,太高冷了······", "target": "是是是,太绝了" }, { "source": "欢迎再上一年", "target": "您陪我吗" }, { "source": "刚背完单词啊我惨不", "target": "你啥时候回来啊" }, { "source": "天上的太阳就是冰箱的灯", "target": "南方没有暖气怎么过冬?" }, { "source": "哇!帮我跟他们说新婚快乐啊!", "target": "嗯嗯。好滴。。" }, { "source": "快离婚了,不相信爱情了", "target": "我还相信爱情,可是我还是离婚了。" }, { "source": "遇到帅哥了", "target": "你不懂我的苦" }, { "source": "你不懂我的苦", "target": "异地恋要跨国了么" }, { "source": "异地恋要跨国了么", "target": "你不要恋爱了就满脑子都是恋爱,姐姐是要做学霸的人,怎会被儿女情长所束缚!" }, { "source": "这么热你俩去爬山也是要晕倒了", "target": "我也觉得!然后又下雨了" }, { "source": "没事儿没事儿.....下次回来吃,烤鱼还是大学城的好吃,哈哈哈...", "target": "对··大学城什么都好···" }, { "source": "我这里现在大暴雨哦", "target": "我这里也是" }, { "source": "我要去下载这个APP了", "target": "真的能赚钱呀" }, { "source": "给您爆灯为您转身", "target": "这又是为何" }, { "source": "写情话一篇,提笔落笔都是你,谢你陪我始终,做我平淡岁月里的星辰。", "target": "唱情歌一首,曲终阕尽是你。谢谢你陪我推杯换盏,做我唯一的侠客。" }, { "source": "买东西给我吃!", "target": "没钱" }, { "source": "你这是要恋爱了", "target": "咦你忘记了我的男朋友是谁了嘛" }, { "source": "咦你忘记了我的男朋友是谁了嘛", "target": "我不听" }, { "source": "淡定亲爱的", "target": "你也在看吗?" }, { "source": "带你长发及腰,赐你一把剪刀~", "target": "把你剪了…哇哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我是不会转发的=..=免得遭受嘲笑", "target": "不会被嘲笑的" }, { "source": "你考完试也可以来啦", "target": "可能读大学再去吧考完试有很多事要忙去不了喔" }, { "source": "可能读大学再去吧考完试有很多事要忙去不了喔", "target": "嗯嗯。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。", "target": "玩开心点吧" }, { "source": "你都有这么高大上的明信片啦!", "target": "是啊?难道大家没有吗?我还以为我算是晚的了……" }, { "source": "是啊?难道大家没有吗?我还以为我算是晚的了……", "target": "我还没有只跟着老鼠在外面鬼混来着" }, { "source": "我还没有只跟着老鼠在外面鬼混来着", "target": "差不多,我家是蝴蝶" }, { "source": "话说我知道你住房的环境了", "target": "你要知足……" }, { "source": "你要知足……", "target": "你不知道我这边的情况,就只有一个空房间,洗手间什么都没有,水也没有,而且早上去的时候房子里面都是乱七八糟的,所以必须的出去住,在这住不下去" }, { "source": "你不知道我这边的情况,就只有一个空房间,洗手间什么都没有,水也没有,而且早上去的时候房子里面都是乱七八糟的,所以必须的出去住,在这住不下去", "target": "我的情况跟你一样……都没的!房子比你还破!" }, { "source": "羡慕那阳光~", "target": "你去过的" }, { "source": "做自己喜爱的事,活成自己喜欢的样子。", "target": "对的呢为自己喜欢的任性地活着" }, { "source": "记得把话梅也吃了~", "target": "别说话梅,凝结的汁都舔干净了" }, { "source": "大年三十到初六,7天假期~我初二回甘肃,初五回来~", "target": "过年也才七天假啊?" }, { "source": "过年也才七天假啊?", "target": "7天假法定啊,不错啦~" }, { "source": "7天假法定啊,不错啦~", "target": "想想也是,有些工作的一年都没有假放的,有就不错了" }, { "source": "想想也是,有些工作的一年都没有假放的,有就不错了", "target": "是啊,想想还没假的,算不错啦~" }, { "source": "可绿", "target": "绿人者人恒绿之" }, { "source": "啊萍你穿得是啥", "target": "背心呀" }, { "source": "背心呀", "target": "不好看" }, { "source": "不好看", "target": "我自己买的" }, { "source": "咋瘦的?不吃饭?", "target": "就是每顿都少点" }, { "source": "快乐的你!晚美啊!", "target": "飞雪!晚上好!" }, { "source": "飞雪!晚上好!", "target": "都好!都好!" }, { "source": "在外流浪的姑娘要回来了", "target": "还有老碗鱼!" }, { "source": "某人再次吐血推荐该美食。", "target": "是不是锦兴路那里还有一家分店?" }, { "source": "美求滤镜", "target": "苹果自带的相机调参数我不用滤镜的~" }, { "source": "她真的任何时候面对镜头都凹着同一个角度,表情管理666", "target": "说名字我可能不知道长什么样一看那个角度我就想起来了见过" }, { "source": "假期去哪里不", "target": "没定老你了" }, { "source": "没定老你了", "target": "也没定家里呢些下西安了我这阵也不知道" }, { "source": "也没定家里呢些下西安了我这阵也不知道", "target": "来西安来西安,你们都来西安啊" }, { "source": "又被打了?你最近咋这么讨打哦!话说你晓得好久上课不", "target": "可能是太背时了!" }, { "source": "能有多少人记得呢?你铭记,你爱国,赞一个,我检讨。", "target": "又花椒我" }, { "source": "又花椒我", "target": "我那是崇拜,崇拜,懂吗?" }, { "source": "你真是够了,每天这样炫富不怕被打劫么", "target": "求打劫。" }, { "source": "哈你爸可就在外面打牌", "target": "跟你爸一起???" }, { "source": "跟你爸一起???", "target": "我瞎说的吓你的" }, { "source": "你咋起这么早", "target": "放炮的给我吵醒了" }, { "source": "放炮的给我吵醒了", "target": "我昨晚睡着估计四点了" }, { "source": "不回家", "target": "怎么不回家啊过年也不回家吗" }, { "source": "怎么不回家啊过年也不回家吗", "target": "在成都过年" }, { "source": "在成都过年", "target": "家里人一起吗" }, { "source": "家里人一起吗", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "嗯嗯那就行呗" }, { "source": "想知道什么剧!最近剧荒了", "target": "我在火车上看昼行闪耀的流星(女主和男二在一起了)还有明日的我与昨日的你约会然后重温宠物情人2017" }, { "source": "忽略我吧!回来找你们玩!不会忘你们的", "target": "那你今晚不去呢?" }, { "source": "那你今晚不去呢?", "target": "我是不想出的,最近好累!行李还没收完!但你们这样子我不好意思拒绝!" }, { "source": "从小看了你的还珠就喜欢你到现在姐姐我容易嘛我", "target": "真的是这样,一路喜欢过来" }, { "source": "你发的比我晚!是你抄袭我的!", "target": "才不是才不是我是洋气的英文是你给我翻译过来的" }, { "source": "只知道长白山,不知道长白岛", "target": "哈哈哈,这还真是俩地方" }, { "source": "你可以猜一下密码", "target": "偷偷试了20001128不对" }, { "source": "偷偷试了20001128不对", "target": "也可能是我爱易烊千玺" }, { "source": "哇撒。。这手套太好看了!", "target": "上了邵门贼船了。。" }, { "source": "上了邵门贼船了。。", "target": "一般都坑自己人" }, { "source": "读卡器", "target": "太萌了,我也要" }, { "source": "太萌了,我也要", "target": "启路文具有售谢谢" }, { "source": "祝你们旅途愉快!", "target": "谢谢这里好热哦" }, { "source": "邀请你下次给我涂", "target": "阔以阔以啦" }, { "source": "一天好耍的很", "target": "其实玩耍的很辛苦~在新疆可好??" }, { "source": "你留下来的垃圾我总有一天会丢完的(我没记错吧)", "target": "串串好棒~" }, { "source": "串串好棒~", "target": "皮皮我会想灭掉你" }, { "source": "我坠站飞丞嘛!!!我哭了,孤独吃丞飞", "target": "丞飞加一" }, { "source": "超级羡慕井柏然的皮肤的~忍不住来个同款", "target": "感觉会特别适合我" }, { "source": "地上都木有积雪", "target": "没有也是美的" }, { "source": "谁家孩子啊?好基友,不会你的私生女吧?", "target": "你就说萌不萌?" }, { "source": "什么时候生", "target": "生了1个月了呢" }, { "source": "生了1个月了呢", "target": "我妞6.24生的你家呢" }, { "source": "我妞6.24生的你家呢", "target": "7.10小子一个" }, { "source": "7.10小子一个", "target": "哈哈哈恭喜恭喜" }, { "source": "秒了是什么", "target": "不知,我买的PS4版的" }, { "source": "不知,我买的PS4版的", "target": "在外地只有一台笔记本为伴" }, { "source": "在外地只有一台笔记本为伴", "target": "这就很尴尬了" }, { "source": "手指瘦小没有力气", "target": "你下次可以把我的琴拿去玩" }, { "source": "你下次可以把我的琴拿去玩", "target": "我一直不知道你有琴" }, { "source": "我一直不知道你有琴", "target": "你要玩可以拿去啊顺便教教我…" }, { "source": "你要玩可以拿去啊顺便教教我…", "target": "好呀周末借我吧" }, { "source": "好呀周末借我吧", "target": "好的礼拜五我回去的时候给你吧" }, { "source": "眼睛都红了一定熬夜了", "target": "天天熬夜" }, { "source": "应该痛苦的是她的前男友,好好的一辆自行车让你骑了两圈,又给人家送回去了。", "target": "这个。。除了优秀还能咋说。" }, { "source": "你的胸依旧这么平!!", "target": "你憋哪壶不开提哪壶" }, { "source": "有钱咯", "target": "没钱才这样吃芒果家里带回来的" }, { "source": "没钱才这样吃芒果家里带回来的", "target": "要瘦了哦" }, { "source": "今晚在北门看到一个类似你的女生~~~", "target": "昨晚...我确实去北门了..." }, { "source": "昨晚...我确实去北门了...", "target": "那说明我还没眼花啦~~~" }, { "source": "今年北京都没有下场像样的雪呢", "target": "每年都想看下雪,难哪。。。看来我应该去东北之类的地方。" }, { "source": "你最潇洒了", "target": "我潇洒什么" }, { "source": "婚了,婚了?", "target": "木有就是个人得。" }, { "source": "木有就是个人得。", "target": "我以为哟" }, { "source": "我以为哟", "target": "我适合晚婚。" }, { "source": "我适合晚婚。", "target": "你还年轻" }, { "source": "东西寄来了?", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "按时间搜找", "target": "找见啦" }, { "source": "哈喽,吃午饭了吗", "target": "在吃呢" }, { "source": "梦里我们都不理你对吧", "target": "梦里你哑巴了" }, { "source": "梦里你哑巴了", "target": "你还聋了呢" }, { "source": "很久以前就听过了还看过一个琵琶版的好听~", "target": "这个太牛了,还根据游戏发展音乐变不同。你的烦心事解决了?" }, { "source": "饼我要表白你", "target": "哇有缘呀能豆" }, { "source": "哇有缘呀能豆", "target": "真的一下子就看到了" }, { "source": "送你一个社会的嘿嘿吧", "target": "你那是地主家傻侄子的嘿嘿!" }, { "source": "你那是地主家傻侄子的嘿嘿!", "target": "你傻你傻你才傻,你们组织里的人都傻!" }, { "source": "床软嘛", "target": "有经验哈!" }, { "source": "对一个小孩子嘴巴善良点", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "很多年前在我们怀来县吃到过一种特别小的葡萄,很甜,特别好吃,比什么红提、马奶提好吃多了。但种植户家里只有两棵葡萄树,还说是费了很大劲儿才搞到的苗,很奇怪为什么没有大规模种植。", "target": "我猜有可能是酿造用葡萄,做葡萄酒的,皮厚个头小,跟我们普通食用普通区别很大" }, { "source": "鹅是不准备回来了吗", "target": "那不行。要不回也得你跟我一起来啊" }, { "source": "舒政的甜点看起来不错啊", "target": "没有甜点只有松饼特不好吃冰激凌还不错" }, { "source": "找半天也没找到纹身在哪里", "target": "小腿上黑黑的那块就是纹身" }, { "source": "晚上好,吃好了么", "target": "吃好了" }, { "source": "吃好了", "target": "吃饱饱了没" }, { "source": "吃饱饱了没", "target": "好饱哦,出来散散步" }, { "source": "好饱哦,出来散散步", "target": "跟奶奶吗" }, { "source": "跟奶奶吗", "target": "在家呢到处游览" }, { "source": "娜扎以前被黑那么惨的时候咋不出来辟谣", "target": "任何事情都需要证据,证据没找完也没确定,那么会公开辟谣呢?" }, { "source": "你病了还是恋了。。", "target": "感慨生活~" }, { "source": "感慨生活~", "target": "噢,那你照顾好自己。" }, { "source": "噢,那你照顾好自己。", "target": "谢谢,大家都是,太阳出来了" }, { "source": "谢谢,大家都是,太阳出来了", "target": "可惜我看不见太阳," }, { "source": "可惜我看不见太阳,", "target": "为啥。。" }, { "source": "为啥。。", "target": "心里眼里没阳光了,什么都看不见。" }, { "source": "一只鼠。可爱治愈。", "target": "可以说很羡慕了" }, { "source": "错过了直播我愣是看了很久的重播不过还是有趣你看看你捋了多少次头发头一次有人嫌眼镜太大不过你眼睛确实大眼皮好双手指好长就这样不能多夸", "target": "捋头发自己都看不下去了…" }, { "source": "你换头像了", "target": "我发现换了头像关注我的人都变多了,看脸的世界。。" }, { "source": "返黎带你去飘雪", "target": "看洋洋玩滑板" }, { "source": "看洋洋玩滑板", "target": "洋洋玩过我差点不记得了!?" }, { "source": "心疼我五月天的歌名", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你为什么又到西安了!", "target": "因为吃" }, { "source": "我也准备去丽江。票都定了。", "target": "那你有机会一定要去泸沽湖,而且我觉得大理也超棒" }, { "source": "那你有机会一定要去泸沽湖,而且我觉得大理也超棒", "target": "我先去玉龙雪山" }, { "source": "活在当下,不须此行哦…", "target": "嗯嗯~~" }, { "source": "说点现实吧,人是趋利避害的,孩子有这么一个同学有什么好处吗?有什么害处吗?两者权衡,人就会做出一个不那么好的回答。", "target": "那看来你经常被臂" }, { "source": "女西安自带房子省考上岸真考虑对象了", "target": "男,不在西安,没有房子,没有上岸,嗯,我就是来凑热乎闹的" }, { "source": "你是不是又把头像换回来了?", "target": "是啊肿么了?" }, { "source": "是啊肿么了?", "target": "没肿么,只是证实一下我的猜想~" }, { "source": "我有同学参加了你姐的婚礼、我想说神木真心小", "target": "太小了吧,你们同学几岁" }, { "source": "太小了吧,你们同学几岁", "target": "应该是24或25" }, { "source": "应该是24或25", "target": "那个发照片来了?" }, { "source": "那个发照片来了?", "target": "嗯、刚看你发的、然后我就感觉好熟悉、谁也发过、在朋友圈一看真的" }, { "source": "我换名字了!", "target": "WHO" }, { "source": "羡慕你们这些还在上学的孩子们!", "target": "呵呵,,,我上学期还在羡慕你们这些可以自己赚钱的自由人,,这学期又有些害怕了,觉得时间过的好快啊" }, { "source": "家里好喜庆,喜欢", "target": "哈哈谢谢!还要贴春联哦" }, { "source": "送个钻石也不结", "target": "还可以考虑一下" }, { "source": "想飞翔了是吧,", "target": "被你发现了'厦门回来木有" }, { "source": "被你发现了'厦门回来木有", "target": "没呢,要在这边定居了哈," }, { "source": "没呢,要在这边定居了哈,", "target": "挖'你跟朋友去的?去多久了哇" }, { "source": "挖'你跟朋友去的?去多久了哇", "target": "一个人啊,半个月了。" }, { "source": "一个人啊,半个月了。", "target": "挖!!早知道带上我了!!我在家一个人" }, { "source": "挖!!早知道带上我了!!我在家一个人", "target": "来吧来吧,过来找我。" }, { "source": "来吧来吧,过来找我。", "target": "你还要多久啊在那边" }, { "source": "你还要多久啊在那边", "target": "很久很久。" }, { "source": "很久很久。", "target": "那你一直一个人怎么行哦" }, { "source": "那你一直一个人怎么行哦", "target": "有认识很多朋友啦,一起玩了几天,现在他们去广州了。" }, { "source": "有认识很多朋友啦,一起玩了几天,现在他们去广州了。", "target": "好开心哦" }, { "source": "书包好看!求告知是什么牌子的呀,多谢!", "target": "不知道什么牌子,百词斩商城里的" }, { "source": "不知道什么牌子,百词斩商城里的", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "大兄弟你们哪一趟车呀", "target": "今晚的!!" }, { "source": "今晚的!!", "target": "Z2?" }, { "source": "Z2?", "target": "不是耶" }, { "source": "不是耶", "target": "好呗反正目的地相同" }, { "source": "写完了吗", "target": "弄好了那人快九点的时候给我们说、她代写出现了!呵呵达" }, { "source": "保温杯不能泡东西的啦", "target": "可是不保温的一下子喝不完啊" }, { "source": "所以绿帅在夸我?", "target": "啧啧啧啧我不敢相信我的眼睛" }, { "source": "祝福你瘦不下来!", "target": "瞅你这人这黑暗那么咱们彼此彼此" }, { "source": "瞅你这人这黑暗那么咱们彼此彼此", "target": "我和你不是一路人" }, { "source": "我和你不是一路人", "target": "毕竟你更胖" }, { "source": "最近身边怎么全出现的是暖男没有一个是我的", "target": "会有的,好吧?" }, { "source": "我想回到大学寝室。。。。", "target": "你毕业了吗" }, { "source": "你毕业了吗", "target": "我都毕业2年了" }, { "source": "我都毕业2年了", "target": "我想上班,你想上学" }, { "source": "戒骄戒躁", "target": "戒!" }, { "source": "已存别人不说照的好看吧起码正常你怎么跟别人不在一个频率上啊那么呆哈哈", "target": "因为我当时没有意识到那里有个拍照的" }, { "source": "周三来大棚可以直接买嘛?", "target": "可以。" }, { "source": "先生推荐您用我们的生发素", "target": "百分之99是因为胡子" }, { "source": "百分之99是因为胡子", "target": "我就从来不会被认为没上学了" }, { "source": "朋友,这是过程,慢慢适应。", "target": "多谢,在适应阶段" }, { "source": "女大十八变", "target": "小人不才,变得不如意呀" }, { "source": "无敌美少女", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "重庆,来个人啊!", "target": "在这...重庆......" }, { "source": "流浪魔导师?", "target": "这个可以~" }, { "source": "老板娘,出去湖南旅游啦", "target": "来这里玩玩" }, { "source": "你好歹也拿新一点的20来照啊", "target": "没有新的20!!" }, { "source": "又带什么好吃的给我啊", "target": "你应该问我需不需要帮忙提东西" }, { "source": "你应该问我需不需要帮忙提东西", "target": "好吧我的心过去帮你提" }, { "source": "好吧我的心过去帮你提", "target": "我不需要你的心,给我你的手吧" }, { "source": "趁现在,用这个理由约喜欢的人出来吃饭", "target": "喜欢的人也没有" }, { "source": "这个酒店格调真高,什么都看不见", "target": "室内太亮" }, { "source": "我看你生活多姿多彩的么…你请老王吃饭呀", "target": "哎!你就是有水平,搞得我都不知怎么回答好了!" }, { "source": "哎!你就是有水平,搞得我都不知怎么回答好了!", "target": "笑死我了" }, { "source": "你现在上海的房子空关着?", "target": "嗯是啊空了两年了" }, { "source": "嗯是啊空了两年了", "target": "空着多浪费啊" }, { "source": "空着多浪费啊", "target": "恩在考虑准备租出去" }, { "source": "恩在考虑准备租出去", "target": "嗯,租出去吧" }, { "source": "嗯,租出去吧", "target": "恩长期要卖的" }, { "source": "恩长期要卖的", "target": "先租出去呗!等租的破旧不堪就卖了。你也不方便经常回上海" }, { "source": "先租出去呗!等租的破旧不堪就卖了。你也不方便经常回上海", "target": "恩也对的" }, { "source": "我得去看看狗子了,给她添点水", "target": "他叫啥名字呀" }, { "source": "他叫啥名字呀", "target": "元宝" }, { "source": "该刮胡子了", "target": "我也是这么想的" }, { "source": "小Q爱", "target": "喔唷。你更可爱" }, { "source": "我画眼线特别丑吗所以你们以前就一直觉得我特别丑咯", "target": "这样更好看……不是只有两个选项吧?" }, { "source": "外婆家的菜一点都不土豪啊,我感觉里面价格很实惠", "target": "好吧,土豪回头请我吃" }, { "source": "祝幸福", "target": "祝愿你的才华被更多人看到" }, { "source": "祝愿你的才华被更多人看到", "target": "谢谢支持" }, { "source": "你是?", "target": "没事没事就是路过" }, { "source": "女神早上好。", "target": "男神你也好" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "这花卷美的!这桌子美的!我是木有勇气把餐布上的塑料膜揭掉,更别说揭掉桌布啦", "target": "木质桌面我是不舍得遮住它的美丽纹理的:)" }, { "source": "可以连接U盘,播放里面的电影吗?", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "大哥现在有4000分没都是个问题", "target": "上次看好像3000分都没有" }, { "source": "上次看好像3000分都没有", "target": "真的假的大哥乖乖还是玩跳伞" }, { "source": "三点多,也真早,你要干什么的", "target": "先天下之忧,然后醒来就睡不着了" }, { "source": "先天下之忧,然后醒来就睡不着了", "target": "半夜没干好事" }, { "source": "半夜没干好事", "target": "半夜三更的有什么好事干啊" }, { "source": "泡着枸杞的保温杯", "target": "等等…有这么老了吗??都开始泡枸杞了??" }, { "source": "我也是,考研的书还没回来,每天就刷剧打游戏……太无聊了", "target": "打啥游戏啊?我看剧都累了" }, { "source": "打啥游戏啊?我看剧都累了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。连连看" }, { "source": "哇砍地那你的净姬是不是囤了很多", "target": "我基本常年用这个打折的时候四瓶或六瓶这样买" }, { "source": "我基本常年用这个打折的时候四瓶或六瓶这样买", "target": "哈哈去年双十一的时候买的6瓶到现在我还剩4瓶看来自己的战斗力不够强啊" }, { "source": "哈哈去年双十一的时候买的6瓶到现在我还剩4瓶看来自己的战斗力不够强啊", "target": "我工作日每天都化妆啦所以差不多一个月一瓶" }, { "source": "赞我随机送,送完为止,", "target": "求友善求友善求友善" }, { "source": "求带队旅游", "target": "你怎么又改名了" }, { "source": "这可快了,俺们单位那八大金刚都生了,前几天又生了俩。日子忒快了!一定要平稳心态!姐姐加油!", "target": "最近生孩子的特别多,今年就特别多,高峰" }, { "source": "最近生孩子的特别多,今年就特别多,高峰", "target": "都想生龙宝宝呗!其实不管啥宝宝,自己的宝宝都是最可爱的!我们小区都快成孩子乐园了,一帮一帮的" }, { "source": "都想生龙宝宝呗!其实不管啥宝宝,自己的宝宝都是最可爱的!我们小区都快成孩子乐园了,一帮一帮的", "target": "我们小区也是啊,一到傍晚遛弯的都是带着孩子的,壮观啊" }, { "source": "你是猪吗", "target": "我就是呀~~" }, { "source": "邓丽君那个年代的滤镜", "target": "哈哈哈望尘莫及哦" }, { "source": "老婆小短腿", "target": "还好不是小粗腿,吓死宝宝啦" }, { "source": "还好不是小粗腿,吓死宝宝啦", "target": "这话说的自黑无下限" }, { "source": "这话说的自黑无下限", "target": "多可爱" }, { "source": "多可爱", "target": "可爱" }, { "source": "怎么了妞?受打击了?", "target": "呵呵,感叹下姐…" }, { "source": "呵呵,感叹下姐…", "target": "我们甚么时候见面" }, { "source": "台风来了,你没多留一晚?", "target": "我们运气好" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,你该来玩大侦探", "target": "我心动不已" }, { "source": "好了知道你穿粉色袜子了", "target": "他…没穿袜子" }, { "source": "他…没穿袜子", "target": "啊?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我要把这张挂门口辟邪!", "target": "那会招来更多" }, { "source": "三,你咋兰?号让盗兰?", "target": "受挫兰,心麻烦" }, { "source": "受挫兰,心麻烦", "target": "你也能受挫,说明严重兰,没事,冬天已经来了,春天就不远了" }, { "source": "没有谁规定到了一定年纪就该结婚生子", "target": "没有谁规定是这样,但是你到了这个年纪就会想着结婚,不结婚有不结婚的自由,结婚也有该有的幸福,人不是忙着死就是忙着活,为什么要责问自己呢" }, { "source": "你为啥过生日呢哈哈哈", "target": "耶!一年两个生日么" }, { "source": "耶!一年两个生日么", "target": "行呢一月一个六月一个" }, { "source": "行呢一月一个六月一个", "target": "正好哇!" }, { "source": "为什么林彦俊能在第五?", "target": "可能因为有钱吧" }, { "source": "为什么没叫我", "target": "口亨!你夜夜笙歌!又不去" }, { "source": "天太热不想出门", "target": "额我能说我云南一直都穿两件衣服吗?" }, { "source": "额我能说我云南一直都穿两件衣服吗?", "target": "哈哈哈哈,也没有啦,最近白天也是很热的" }, { "source": "老婵应该回了家了~", "target": "还在韶关啊,明天回惠州,扬凤又欺骗我说去澳门" }, { "source": "还在韶关啊,明天回惠州,扬凤又欺骗我说去澳门", "target": "下学期还来不~" }, { "source": "下学期还来不~", "target": "有时间再说咯,要找工作了" }, { "source": "有时间再说咯,要找工作了", "target": "呵呵!打算找什么工作!" }, { "source": "亲这是月汀里么", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "易爆装置", "target": "全部都是你" }, { "source": "灯光节到啥时候", "target": "我也不晓得" }, { "source": "我这今天才下呢感觉好久没下过了亲爱的想你了", "target": "呵呵~~怎么啦?小伤感啦?" }, { "source": "呵呵~~怎么啦?小伤感啦?", "target": "没有拉就想你不可以哦" }, { "source": "杨沣:一个画画的拍球的照片呢", "target": "他还在你那了?!" }, { "source": "我的踢因为背了书包还起球呢", "target": "才一个月啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "中秋你也上班,辛苦啦!注意身体", "target": "感谢,祝节日快乐!" }, { "source": "好羡慕你有一个会拍照的男朋友我就算摆好姿势调好光都能给我拍成", "target": "那租你当几天摄影师?" }, { "source": "那租你当几天摄影师?", "target": "哈哈哈可以啊你也跟上" }, { "source": "珊珊这身材真的太棒了,腿还是很长的,喜欢", "target": "对啊,羡慕" }, { "source": "包路费么?", "target": "你要在郑州的话,我开车" }, { "source": "纯粹的书店想盈利比较难", "target": "基本没有可能啦" }, { "source": "我要食", "target": "当真?" }, { "source": "为毛特警放假那么少啊这也要搞特例啊", "target": "学车。。。" }, { "source": "有女人味了", "target": "本来就很浓" }, { "source": "\"祝世界继续热闹而我还是我.\"", "target": "祝你开心" }, { "source": "哟…歌神也看球?", "target": "很奇怪?" }, { "source": "很奇怪?", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "嗯!", "target": "凭什么" }, { "source": "凭什么", "target": "你一般不是看花儿朵朵的么?" }, { "source": "你一般不是看花儿朵朵的么?", "target": "你才看花儿朵朵" }, { "source": "百年孤独", "target": "看明白了没" }, { "source": "吃之前捂住爸妈口鼻", "target": "掩…掩耳吃辣条?" }, { "source": "掩…掩耳吃辣条?", "target": "守株待……辣条?" }, { "source": "撸妹今早凌晨5点那场游戏…打着打着可能都20分钟了……突然正在重连…我不知道咋的了又没断网退游戏冲进也无法连接…然后我就睡觉了。刚起来一看没有那场游戏记录…", "target": "明明是更新维护……所以那场游戏没了" }, { "source": "明明是更新维护……所以那场游戏没了", "target": "可是以前维护也会让我把那局游戏打完的…" }, { "source": "可是以前维护也会让我把那局游戏打完的…", "target": "并不会好吧" }, { "source": "新年快乐", "target": "除夕!除夕!" }, { "source": "除夕!除夕!", "target": "还给整早了" }, { "source": "亲,你家猫软便好了吗", "target": "没…" }, { "source": "没…", "target": "可怕。。那就这样一直软便着吗。。我猫也软便了。。" }, { "source": "可怕。。那就这样一直软便着吗。。我猫也软便了。。", "target": "换猫粮了有好转迹象" }, { "source": "换猫粮了有好转迹象", "target": "我家的也是。。换了以后几乎不软便了" }, { "source": "我家的也是。。换了以后几乎不软便了", "target": "猫咪体质不一样吧,我家2只猫之前的猫粮那只吃着正常所以没忘猫粮上想" }, { "source": "猫咪体质不一样吧,我家2只猫之前的猫粮那只吃着正常所以没忘猫粮上想", "target": "是啊,我其实是因为换粮出问题的,循序渐进前两周完全没问题,然后突然软便,折腾好久不得已怀疑到换粮了。。换回原来的没事了。。" }, { "source": "少吃多餐啦啦", "target": "没得吃" }, { "source": "有男朋友的小可爱在哪里?!", "target": "举手!!!" }, { "source": "哇呜高级早餐", "target": "呵呵。这一餐成本确实有点高" }, { "source": "我看见个女生比我都高", "target": "所谓得傻大个喽,话说今天你怎么过" }, { "source": "师傅看到我的手机桌面了呢?我们一起饿吧!", "target": "徒弟,是不是自虐了点……到时候,我饿晕在课堂上,我班上可是没有人抬得起我啊……" }, { "source": "徒弟,是不是自虐了点……到时候,我饿晕在课堂上,我班上可是没有人抬得起我啊……", "target": "不会晕的!不会的!咱们一起饿吧!" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜", "target": "我这样是因为本来就不好看,而你是因为太好看了,追求完美。" }, { "source": "结婚了?恭喜", "target": "谢谢〜" }, { "source": "来了啥?", "target": "你个LAMER到了没" }, { "source": "你个LAMER到了没", "target": "还不知道买了几个,说是回来了" }, { "source": "今天我刚好也去看了,发现其实挺好看的,还蛮励志的,就是被邻座的一对不认识的情侣秀到了,吃了满嘴的狗粮(我是一个人去的)", "target": "我也是一个人" }, { "source": "最值钱的999啊连号", "target": "然而,被我爸拿走了,后来又存银行了" }, { "source": "然而,被我爸拿走了,后来又存银行了", "target": "好心痛抢走那张999" }, { "source": "公交车惹了我!等了N久都不来~", "target": "那我不能把公交车砸了啊不然你以后要天天等了不还得天天烦躁啊" }, { "source": "那我不能把公交车砸了啊不然你以后要天天等了不还得天天烦躁啊", "target": "我要淡定~~" }, { "source": "明明每个字我都认识可是拼成一句话我就看不懂了呢", "target": "关注了" }, { "source": "关注了", "target": "那我需要回关一下吗" }, { "source": "能秀出来让你看到的肯定是甜的,不甜的谁没事往外秀啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈果然是有经历的大佬" }, { "source": "700杀夫夫还是很秀的啊", "target": "泰骑700杀夫夫优秀!" }, { "source": "泰骑700杀夫夫优秀!", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "要喝茶", "target": "你在钦州啊,,,没什么机会捏。。。" }, { "source": "你在钦州啊,,,没什么机会捏。。。", "target": "有的我有双休喜欢就去南宁玩" }, { "source": "有的我有双休喜欢就去南宁玩", "target": "学长。。。我双休都要上课。。" }, { "source": "学长。。。我双休都要上课。。", "target": "额..大四不是没课了吗" }, { "source": "额..大四不是没课了吗", "target": "是上培训课啦,就一个月……" }, { "source": "女儿国的感觉!!", "target": "哈哈对女儿国国王!" }, { "source": "哈哈对女儿国国王!", "target": "美死拉!!!" }, { "source": "美死拉!!!", "target": "谢谢美桑么么哒" }, { "source": "宝贝儿抱紧懂这份情的有心人", "target": "不行我明天出门就要去喝杯拿铁平复下心情!" }, { "source": "不行我明天出门就要去喝杯拿铁平复下心情!", "target": "还是喝冰美吧,不肥" }, { "source": "学生的痛苦:6.20a.m—11.00p.m.", "target": "嗯?你们现在周末都不放假了?!" }, { "source": "嗯?你们现在周末都不放假了?!", "target": "没有啦平时" }, { "source": "想出外观就说~买?", "target": "买!" }, { "source": "你是不是感觉自己萌萌哒", "target": "最口耐。" }, { "source": "最口耐。", "target": "别用非主流语言交流好吗" }, { "source": "桃李满世界呀,恭喜", "target": "同喜同喜" }, { "source": "很久没看他跳舞了。今天满足了心愿。", "target": "不够不够。还没看够。" }, { "source": "女生节快乐", "target": "现在是吗?你们学校喔?那请我过去吧!" }, { "source": "加油,我的199打手机退款电话给退了。", "target": "我的199都好久了" }, { "source": "汤圆为什么这样啊", "target": "汤里加了沙棘和淀粉" }, { "source": "读书改变命运还是网络改变命运?", "target": "这只能叫做机遇改变命运。" }, { "source": "走好TT", "target": "白白TAT" }, { "source": "白白TAT", "target": "不送...不过你大学在哪.." }, { "source": "北方的街上有油条之类的吗", "target": "有啊,早上随处可见" }, { "source": "快乐其实很简单~", "target": "对啊!他们最简单了!知足常乐!" }, { "source": "三人行,必有", "target": "可爱" }, { "source": "嫂子开始工作了!可以的", "target": "为了帮你哥共建设共分担呀~" }, { "source": "为了帮你哥共建设共分担呀~", "target": "感动得哭了替我多吃点榴莲" }, { "source": "感动得哭了替我多吃点榴莲", "target": "小哥替我们多吃点葱油拌面大馄饨...><" }, { "source": "目测蒋老湿和我用的一款手机!", "target": "华为C8650" }, { "source": "华为C8650", "target": "哦也。果然一样!" }, { "source": "可以平时你去拍的时候跟你一起吗?偷学点技术。我诸暨的", "target": "一般来说我喜欢一个人,多一个人,模特尴尬,我也尴尬" }, { "source": "体重没重多少可是穿衣服效果不一样了不是衣架子了脸都圆了腿也粗了大粗腿上身穿着毛衣也不显得瘦了锁骨也不明显了还有貌似鞋子也紧了似的不知道是胖了还是袜子厚了冬天看不准称不准我减减肥瘦了再精确撑重而且睡不好脸色也不好了我昨天开了安定吃", "target": "健康不要减肥" }, { "source": "健康不要减肥", "target": "胖了特别不健康因为胖。。不过倒是的确脂肪可以对抗感冒身体貌似比以前好了今天称了109-110穿着衣服吓我一跳那衣服也就2斤吧?107-108有了吧?5555没瘦反而又胖2斤。。。怎么也得不算毛衣毛裤104-105啊让我安慰点" }, { "source": "接茬儿撕", "target": "还没过门儿呢你留点儿面子" }, { "source": "好像看到了新版小龙女", "target": "赞一个,新版小龙女养成诞生记~" }, { "source": "没人会相信你会制定完美路线的", "target": "为什么伤害我" }, { "source": "周末快乐!", "target": "同乐!" }, { "source": "我这几日回来拉", "target": "好。哈哈哈出来坐哈" }, { "source": "好。哈哈哈出来坐哈", "target": "好呢哪哈些?" }, { "source": "好呢哪哈些?", "target": "怕是最多么约约小新新" }, { "source": "外放垃圾,手电筒垃圾,夜拍垃圾,手感垃圾", "target": "不买了" }, { "source": "不买了", "target": "但是,流畅度世界第二" }, { "source": "但是,流畅度世界第二", "target": "那第一是谁" }, { "source": "那第一是谁", "target": "谷歌像素2" }, { "source": "怎么了?要保持搞心情去泰国", "target": "旅游忧郁症,哈哈!" }, { "source": "以后我会好好对你的,你就放心吧。", "target": "你可以消失了" }, { "source": "你可以消失了", "target": "元芳,你怎么看?" }, { "source": "无聊啊", "target": "无聊找个妹子就不无聊了" }, { "source": "太阳不好?还是你是金命", "target": "我是水命。。。" }, { "source": "我是水命。。。", "target": "哈哈既然不是,就好好养" }, { "source": "今天这个晚班我想吐,刚到就做两条备降,副班2还不在,哎。。", "target": "副班二开会去了?" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "晚安熊老师" }, { "source": "晚安熊老师", "target": "下午好" }, { "source": "下午好", "target": "下午好老师" }, { "source": "下午好老师", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "晚安了" }, { "source": "晚安了", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "兔美为什么没有嘴", "target": "忘记了" }, { "source": "忘记了", "target": "这也可以忘记吃货兔美怎么办" }, { "source": "这也可以忘记吃货兔美怎么办", "target": "必要时候把嘴拿出来" }, { "source": "必要时候把嘴拿出来", "target": "从哪里拿出来" }, { "source": "从哪里拿出来", "target": "口袋里" }, { "source": "口袋里", "target": "好的从你口袋里偷走" }, { "source": "好的从你口袋里偷走", "target": "不。就不" }, { "source": "你要搬家了么?", "target": "真是集美貌与智慧并存啊" }, { "source": "找个男友暖被窝", "target": "不找了不找了" }, { "source": "不找了不找了", "target": "单身汉子是块宝" }, { "source": "单身汉子是块宝", "target": "你又不是单身" }, { "source": "你又不是单身", "target": "单身女汉子!" }, { "source": "单身女汉子!", "target": "我说你" }, { "source": "我说你", "target": "哥分明是块宝!" }, { "source": "哥分明是块宝!", "target": "你就不是单身" }, { "source": "你就不是单身", "target": "逗你干嘛早单身了" }, { "source": "逗你干嘛早单身了", "target": "真的假的,不记得多久前还看你发过关于你对象的东西" }, { "source": "真的假的,不记得多久前还看你发过关于你对象的东西", "target": "怎么会你记错了。。" }, { "source": "饺子没我包的好看", "target": "你厉害" }, { "source": "兔子有眉毛的吗", "target": "哈哈,拟人化" }, { "source": "我爱吃爆炒肥肠为啥别人都不理解", "target": "好吃啊" }, { "source": "这年头能送新年礼物就不错了吧...", "target": "经验之谈?" }, { "source": "经验之谈?", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "爱奇艺这个可以,我没追这个剧呢,但天天听朋友介绍,一直给我安利,不看都不行,准备看看,哈哈哈", "target": "看看去" }, { "source": "心疼你一秒钟", "target": "鼻涕一把泪一把你晓得三门峡有多冷吗" }, { "source": "我只想说你好勤快。", "target": "一个人过日子,就得对自己好点" }, { "source": "你是怎么做到要7小时的", "target": "我定的时间是10月下旬。。。然后。。。然后就悲剧了。。。" }, { "source": "我微薄里最大的谎言", "target": "此话怎讲" }, { "source": "此话怎讲", "target": "就是说我不信" }, { "source": "就是说我不信", "target": "这有啥好不信的" }, { "source": "这有啥好不信的", "target": "反正凭我的感觉你变不成嘎嘎" }, { "source": "反正凭我的感觉你变不成嘎嘎", "target": "我就那么阴暗么。。。" }, { "source": "怎么瘦手臂啊", "target": "跳天鹅臂" }, { "source": "小翠", "target": "人家翠翠在呢,叫小翠该重名了" }, { "source": "人家翠翠在呢,叫小翠该重名了", "target": "没事,她叫翠翠你叫小翠" }, { "source": "疯狗就是疯狗,别的本事没有只会乱叫", "target": "别和他们骂,理智一点" }, { "source": "国足的差距还需要今天让威尔士虐一顿才找到吗?", "target": "还真是,只要是人们对这比分感到意外和愤怒,不就是我们还不清楚自己的差距么?" }, { "source": "还真是,只要是人们对这比分感到意外和愤怒,不就是我们还不清楚自己的差距么?", "target": "如果真不知道国足的差距,那只能说明没怎么看过国足比赛。" }, { "source": "如果真不知道国足的差距,那只能说明没怎么看过国足比赛。", "target": "不要说这些别的,我就问你对国足这场的比分意外不意外" }, { "source": "不要说这些别的,我就问你对国足这场的比分意外不意外", "target": "一点都不意外" }, { "source": "每天给自己讲大段的道理", "target": "时间真的是可以冲淡的" }, { "source": "时间真的是可以冲淡的", "target": "好期待那一天" }, { "source": "好期待那一天", "target": "加油控制好自己心态" }, { "source": "加油控制好自己心态", "target": "昨天偶遇到他心里别是一番滋味" }, { "source": "昨天偶遇到他心里别是一番滋味", "target": "失去你是他的损失" }, { "source": "失去你是他的损失", "target": "哈哈好" }, { "source": "………我突然觉得自己的头好痒………", "target": "痒了就挠啊" }, { "source": "我最爱少恭了勾引我走向剁手的不归路", "target": "来啊" }, { "source": "未来三天家里有雨哦", "target": "噗~刚洗的车" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜!!", "target": "谢谢谢谢!" }, { "source": "看那个丑丑的小嘴~~", "target": "实在逗…长的太有喜感了…就想笑……" }, { "source": "实在逗…长的太有喜感了…就想笑……", "target": "太丑了。。。等四五斤了就把她卖了。。。" }, { "source": "婷,留下可以找到男朋友吗", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "我补一句为了奖励你你答什么都是对的!", "target": "那你一定是在吃猪蹄儿披萨吧盖吃了俩一口气儿" }, { "source": "是时候考虑给爆脾气的猫绝育了", "target": "女孩子绝育有用吗" }, { "source": "一晚上掉了十颗心,坑了四十个队友,帮了五十个对手", "target": "再这么下去要掉段了啦" }, { "source": "东北太君我错了。哈哈", "target": "东北人不背这锅" }, { "source": "东北人不背这锅", "target": "为啥他们俩都不是东北人对骂还能骂到东北人身上" }, { "source": "钱好啊肉疼", "target": "我养你啊" }, { "source": "我养你啊", "target": "凑表脸" }, { "source": "每次做完都是腿疼", "target": "嗯嗯,腰也疼" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,腰也疼", "target": "我做完腰不疼,难道动作变形了" }, { "source": "我做完腰不疼,难道动作变形了", "target": "有可能" }, { "source": "那个索道老子排了1个小时40分钟、结果20秒滑下来了", "target": "你好请问你是周末去的还是工作日去的啊?平时工作日就排那么久的话周末不是更久,准备明天去" }, { "source": "你好请问你是周末去的还是工作日去的啊?平时工作日就排那么久的话周末不是更久,准备明天去", "target": "周末人多我问了工作人员" }, { "source": "不懂幽默会替老刘好好爱你!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,我不要!!!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,我不要!!!", "target": "又不要了!" }, { "source": "我只能说我随意上午也可以", "target": "那我晚上回去" }, { "source": "那我晚上回去", "target": "那我后天早上回去" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我的前几天天天翻垃圾桶我把它打安逸了还是没教变", "target": "我没有打他,舍不得打我要温柔对他" }, { "source": "我没有打他,舍不得打我要温柔对他", "target": "该打的时候要打" }, { "source": "你都在考虑过冬的东西拉?哎,遥远", "target": "当然我喜欢有准备的。" }, { "source": "居然有李光洁真的是太好了一直都喜欢他。", "target": "超级近距离哈哈" }, { "source": "心好累,因为懒,没有抄题目……", "target": "因为太高估自己,直接抄了正确答案" }, { "source": "今儿姐姐22了", "target": "开玩笑的啦生日快乐祝你人生路上多姿多彩家庭幸福美满~" }, { "source": "特别讨厌你", "target": "你讨厌别人的同时,别人还讨厌你呢" }, { "source": "大连诶天怎么看都好看~", "target": "白天更好看快来带你看" }, { "source": "明天招聘我想狗带", "target": "你加油" }, { "source": "乐橙的晨晨最棒", "target": "三专,加油,我们永远挺你" }, { "source": "三专,加油,我们永远挺你", "target": "橙一直走,不回头,陪着晨,到最后" }, { "source": "橙一直走,不回头,陪着晨,到最后", "target": "期待着最后的怒放" }, { "source": "期待着最后的怒放", "target": "晨晨加油、" }, { "source": "晨晨加油、", "target": "乐橙的晨晨最棒" }, { "source": "乐橙的晨晨最棒", "target": "期待三专,加油、" }, { "source": "开始做微商很难还要不要坚持了", "target": "我屏蔽了所有做微商朋友的朋友圈" }, { "source": "您三个月工资如果能买兼具使用及收藏价值的表吗?", "target": "多了「如果」??重新组织下词儿~没懂~" }, { "source": "多了「如果」??重新组织下词儿~没懂~", "target": "不聊了。没意思。" }, { "source": "不聊了。没意思。", "target": "加油~" }, { "source": "加油~", "target": "加什么油啊。我早就不用你说的那些事费心了。呵呵,还是你自己加油吧。" }, { "source": "漂亮姐姐", "target": "我也是,真的是太甜了" }, { "source": "哪个小仙女有小说,新旧无所谓,能看就行,种类无所谓。开学高中全封闭,何以解忧,唯有看小说。然后恬不知耻的来求笔记", "target": "我有你想要啥样的小说" }, { "source": "宸宸早早早今天上海回了一点温!!太阳敲好!!明天考完就回家啦放假啦!!!", "target": "我这里也是!!!太阳敲棒!!" }, { "source": "你回家了么?还是在学校", "target": "还在学校呢,等考路考,不然早就回家了" }, { "source": "还在学校呢,等考路考,不然早就回家了", "target": "那你什么时候路考啊真好长途也弄好了" }, { "source": "你在铲墙?", "target": "嗯,还要涂防水,造孽惨" }, { "source": "哈你个头试都么考完的人有资格哈哈哈?", "target": "你吃了" }, { "source": "你吃了", "target": "我就是心疼一下你" }, { "source": "我就是心疼一下你", "target": "我谢谢" }, { "source": "懂你!互相抱抱", "target": "抱抱取暖" }, { "source": "要我的话不想折腾这么多事尤其是在孩子婚姻上面宁愿没有富豪也不想不清净地过自己的生活", "target": "你能想过自己清净的日子。很好,关键是找一个能力不太差。真的能疼你一辈子的男人!" }, { "source": "早安啦!", "target": "早安!" }, { "source": "花儿为什么这样红。", "target": "我智商不够,解释不了" }, { "source": "我智商不够,解释不了", "target": "????我真想打你,哈哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "????我真想打你,哈哈哈哈。", "target": "你打不到" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈如果你找到190的男朋友呢", "target": "我喜欢女的" }, { "source": "我喜欢女的", "target": "不是弯的好可惜…" }, { "source": "不是弯的好可惜…", "target": "为什么这样说呢" }, { "source": "为什么这样说呢", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那我应该庆幸你是直的!" }, { "source": "哇!头一次窥到你的窝", "target": "这还不是我的床呢~" }, { "source": "你吃两合饭", "target": "呀,被...发...现..,了..." }, { "source": "我一直在网上", "target": "你没动所" }, { "source": "你没动所", "target": "咋可能不动?" }, { "source": "正装要给你吗?明天要用吗?", "target": "不用啦下星期才要嘿嘿~~" }, { "source": "不用啦下星期才要嘿嘿~~", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "讨厌你", "target": "你昨天就给我说过了" }, { "source": "你们喜欢就是对我的鼓励,谢谢", "target": "真的进步大啊!照片修的也不错好可爱" }, { "source": "真的进步大啊!照片修的也不错好可爱", "target": "下次让你修,你对这方面是专家" }, { "source": "下次让你修,你对这方面是专家", "target": "我主要拿这个画画修照片没经验的很一般。" }, { "source": "我主要拿这个画画修照片没经验的很一般。", "target": "谦虚了不是" }, { "source": "谦虚了不是", "target": "木有" }, { "source": "你难道不安慰我一下么", "target": "乖宝不要闹心,不愿意弄就不去" }, { "source": "乖宝不要闹心,不愿意弄就不去", "target": "愿意弄是对方不愿意弄" }, { "source": "愿意弄是对方不愿意弄", "target": "怎么弄" }, { "source": "怎么弄", "target": "前边跟你说的后边就忘了跟你说了也没用" }, { "source": "前边跟你说的后边就忘了跟你说了也没用", "target": "好我听呢" }, { "source": "好我听呢", "target": "我打算绝食而亡" }, { "source": "我打算绝食而亡", "target": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?" }, { "source": "都结过婚的人了,还口红,,买个唇膏凑活吧,", "target": "你媳妇不图吗还有赞你的是什么鬼" }, { "source": "牙齿看好了?", "target": "下次4月15" }, { "source": "下次4月15", "target": "还要看几躺?" }, { "source": "还要看几躺?", "target": "10次.保守估计" }, { "source": "考个驾照考出了托福的味道", "target": "和托福次数一毛一样我大概命中中五" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢亲" }, { "source": "谢谢亲", "target": "我现在也在过生日" }, { "source": "我现在也在过生日", "target": "你今天生日?" }, { "source": "你今天生日?", "target": "我们都是天蝎座" }, { "source": "那个鱼,那个猫肚子里有个鱼", "target": "嘿嘿是的是的!" }, { "source": "我很关注你", "target": "你来弥补的吗" }, { "source": "明天就是10月份的第7个工作日了。", "target": "你厉害啊" }, { "source": "谁都有个过不去的人", "target": "你也是这样的嘛天津人儿" }, { "source": "你也是这样的嘛天津人儿", "target": "我也是啊" }, { "source": "我也是啊", "target": "啥时候一起霍霍酒" }, { "source": "我有一个同学叫买买提。。。", "target": "不能吧。在新疆?" }, { "source": "不能吧。在新疆?", "target": "奎屯人。。" }, { "source": "扑腾的小鞠好可爱", "target": "是了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "都是泪,零点喝完酒在胜利公园被他拉着讲到三点。。", "target": "幸好他顾着过马路没看到我" }, { "source": "幸好他顾着过马路没看到我", "target": "讲男性健康你敢信" }, { "source": "讲男性健康你敢信", "target": "真的假的难道不是愤世嫉俗吗。。。" }, { "source": "哈哈,妹纸好可爱", "target": "我是男的~你也是" }, { "source": "樊哥,重出江湖!", "target": "必须!!!" }, { "source": "夜深人静的时候我都想跟T", "target": "这算强迫症么" }, { "source": "加油加油再加油", "target": "努力努力再努力" }, { "source": "晚上好!", "target": "晚餐愉快!" }, { "source": "晚餐愉快!", "target": "嗯,准备做饭了。" }, { "source": "我喜欢你的头像", "target": "呵呵同是海贼迷你头像也很帅呢" }, { "source": "小优也是单身吗", "target": "你猜呢" }, { "source": "来者何人,你的人。", "target": "坐下" }, { "source": "有没有小天使愿意加好友互送体力啊111798573知晓~有送必回啊啊啊~一起来玩耍啊~【实在是没有体力了求大神带我飞】", "target": "加啦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,爱你!我又要出门了。。。", "target": "好吧…在我看来,你还没有回来过出门主意安全,玩的开心哦!" }, { "source": "圣光护臂从来没有开到过,就这么难得吗?", "target": "得充钱好坑我朋友充了两千多才有的" }, { "source": "得充钱好坑我朋友充了两千多才有的", "target": "两千我选择买手机" }, { "source": "两千我选择买手机", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "来自星星的你", "target": "现象级的神剧" }, { "source": "哎哟喂,表示自从第三季鹿晗来了跑男就没意思了。赞成的顶我", "target": "说的好" }, { "source": "朋友一起吗我也钻石", "target": "我。。王者了。。。" }, { "source": "阿冉除夕快乐呀!", "target": "你也是!!!!" }, { "source": "每天一博,直到月末", "target": "5月呢?" }, { "source": "5月呢?", "target": "这个月阅读千万,升级金V了,就不用发那么多了" }, { "source": "明明你也很爱我没理由爱不到结果", "target": "我也喜欢这个" }, { "source": "小糖是个好女孩", "target": "你们才是" }, { "source": "这剧情配不上演员的演技,后期制作跟刚毕业的学生就罢了,编剧导演也跟没脑子一样,好好的原着不拍,非喜欢搞些莫名其妙的东西,要说这部剧的亮点也就是演员的演技跟服装了", "target": "那除了大结局,你们以前看的是别的编辑写的,和别的导演拍的???" }, { "source": "我的妈呀吓死我了你要一切安好", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "你好像很冷的样子==", "target": "你觉得呢亲爱的你以为这是在三亚嘛" }, { "source": "你觉得呢亲爱的你以为这是在三亚嘛", "target": "矮油我这里好凉快~~" }, { "source": "矮油我这里好凉快~~", "target": "话说你有没有想我啊" }, { "source": "话说你有没有想我啊", "target": "当然有,寒假回去你都不在了" }, { "source": "我能说我给我爸妈也买了这个牌子的足浴盆吗!!~双11时候买的~", "target": "我过年带回家,先自己用用。娃哈哈" }, { "source": "饭菜真好", "target": "对呀对呀三楼学校自营的饭堂~~~8蚊喔" }, { "source": "对呀对呀三楼学校自营的饭堂~~~8蚊喔", "target": "真好看了就好有食欲" }, { "source": "新年快乐呀", "target": "新年好啊新年好啊~~祝福大家新年好~" }, { "source": "原来洗衣机里的耳机是你的", "target": "我前天就拿出来了" }, { "source": "刚刚加了衣服…因为要看月亮…把窗户开了…然后就贼冷呢!", "target": "嗯啊~" }, { "source": "嗯啊~", "target": "快了~" }, { "source": "快了~", "target": "开始了啊!!!!!" }, { "source": "开始了啊!!!!!", "target": "看到了!看到了!" }, { "source": "看到了!看到了!", "target": "真美啊~亲爱的~" }, { "source": "吃饭了吗", "target": "还没有,在车上,等等就去吃,你吃饭没有" }, { "source": "还没有,在车上,等等就去吃,你吃饭没有", "target": "先睡觉" }, { "source": "先睡觉", "target": "好的,先睡一觉,然后再去大吃一顿" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "饿了" }, { "source": "今年在三亚过年,起床找了个附近的庙过去才发现是财神爷,现在看看好像是西偏南一点,希望今年一切顺遂吧", "target": "祝你顺顺利利!!" }, { "source": "喊麦是啥意思?这节目是评选音乐的吧?杨幂不是演戏的吗?音乐方面她不是专业的,也有资格当音乐评委?", "target": "没从头看过这个节目请不要乱讲,杨幂从头到尾都没说过他懂音乐,对于音乐方面的专业评价她也回请别人来讲。而且这个节目也不是评选音乐为主。请搞清楚再讲好嘛?" }, { "source": "没从头看过这个节目请不要乱讲,杨幂从头到尾都没说过他懂音乐,对于音乐方面的专业评价她也回请别人来讲。而且这个节目也不是评选音乐为主。请搞清楚再讲好嘛?", "target": "我确实没看过完整的,偶尔看新闻见到都是唱歌环节。那到底比赛的是哪几类?" }, { "source": "你是在努力长肉吗", "target": "我会加油的" }, { "source": "我同学彩印的老师说彩印不加分哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈彩印可贵了" }, { "source": "可能是受不了了吧虽然是明星也是一个人啊虽然能忍也有控制不住的时候吧特别是当别人把自己的努力完全不看在眼里不停的诋毁你的时候那种努力过后丝毫没有成就感的感觉一定也很难受吧~", "target": "也对,但有点过火了,他毕竟是公众人物" }, { "source": "五月花……", "target": "我只是路过" }, { "source": "我只是路过", "target": "是我至今不敢进" }, { "source": "是我至今不敢进", "target": "总觉得五月花有别的酒吧没有的危险气质" }, { "source": "总觉得五月花有别的酒吧没有的危险气质", "target": "是上次有个的士司机告诉我说警察都管不了" }, { "source": "是上次有个的士司机告诉我说警察都管不了", "target": "我还是喜欢安安静静的喝酒聊天型酒吧并不喜欢蹦迪" }, { "source": "传送门叮咚", "target": "感谢传送" }, { "source": "又是男朋友", "target": "哈哈哈我就想谈恋爱嘛" }, { "source": "我还关注了这位大佬,他的歌很好听的。", "target": "都是你害的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我好爱我的狗砸~", "target": "我爱你呀" }, { "source": "喝点酒就不会失眠了", "target": "解酒消愁愁上加愁。。。" }, { "source": "这是哪个餐厅?发一下给我", "target": "你请我吃就知道了。" }, { "source": "你请我吃就知道了。", "target": "首先得我能出去" }, { "source": "互通立交多点,排排整齐", "target": "我可是打算堆不少快速路" }, { "source": "我可是打算堆不少快速路", "target": "快速路要便捷互通" }, { "source": "我是真的有爱过你只是你好像不信", "target": "我说我不信我只是想听你再说一遍" }, { "source": "大叔又感慨。", "target": "真乖" }, { "source": "真乖", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "再笑就让大黄蜂哲死你" }, { "source": "再笑就让大黄蜂哲死你", "target": "还落井下石" }, { "source": "还落井下石", "target": "我得意我高兴" }, { "source": "期待王菲", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "妈哟,我给你们说整个电影院只有我一个人你们信吗?!", "target": "你包场嘛安逸得很哈哈哈哈哈位置没选好" }, { "source": "座山雕你好~", "target": "陈安兄,早" }, { "source": "陈安兄,早", "target": "哈哈哈~我也自然醒~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈~我也自然醒~", "target": "那感觉萌萌哒阿" }, { "source": "走,抬个风扇回来", "target": "我在纠结下午四点半左右要不要去呢,," }, { "source": "心疼你", "target": "哈哈哈可我当时还一个劲的傻笑" }, { "source": "没女朋友还TM嘚瑟!", "target": "没有不能得瑟一下吗" }, { "source": "没有不能得瑟一下吗", "target": "没有就赶紧找,找完了再嘚瑟。" }, { "source": "亲,我换头像了~", "target": "哎哟喂,这头像好媚惑噢" }, { "source": "哎哟喂,这头像好媚惑噢", "target": "啊~是这样啊!" }, { "source": "啊~是这样啊!", "target": "是啊,你没看出来?特别美,我喜欢" }, { "source": "是啊,你没看出来?特别美,我喜欢", "target": "以后就没人叫我小屁孩了~" }, { "source": "以后就没人叫我小屁孩了~", "target": "不是小屁孩,是小女孩" }, { "source": "不是小屁孩,是小女孩", "target": "也不是小女孩呀~我是大姐级的" }, { "source": "也不是小女孩呀~我是大姐级的", "target": "看你灿烂的笑容就是小女孩" }, { "source": "看你灿烂的笑容就是小女孩", "target": "谢谢谢谢~晚上有点累,先睡了~" }, { "source": "谢谢谢谢~晚上有点累,先睡了~", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "我要疗伤,收留我吗", "target": "不!没位置了" }, { "source": "不!没位置了", "target": "你不爱我了" }, { "source": "你不爱我了", "target": "你要学会自己坚强" }, { "source": "良心家长,自带美妆效果。有眉毛都是好的", "target": "可是邹老师你好凶啊" }, { "source": "站个网红的后排", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "⊙▽⊙大早上的我早都没过困炸了瞬间被吓醒", "target": "没吃药吧白天吃一片不瞌睡晚上吃一片睡得香~" }, { "source": "没吃药吧白天吃一片不瞌睡晚上吃一片睡得香~", "target": "我想说我还真没有吃早上起床的时候瞬间想死" }, { "source": "你要去赶集啊?", "target": "上班迟到……" }, { "source": "上班迟到……", "target": "那你显然已经迟到了呀~" }, { "source": "那你显然已经迟到了呀~", "target": "我早就跑到了……发完壮态飞速起床是闹的嘛" }, { "source": "板板我好饿", "target": "早饭没吃呀" }, { "source": "早饭没吃呀", "target": "你怎么知道的" }, { "source": "你怎么知道的", "target": "不然你咋饿了" }, { "source": "让你去南区吃饭让你去南区吃饭好好的北区不好吗", "target": "天天吃包子吃腻了" }, { "source": "四不四为了定位", "target": "没错,一阵就到你的地盘了" }, { "source": "纪念一局友善", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈抓住!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈抓住!", "target": "反捕" }, { "source": "冰皮月饼要少吃哈,虽然是过节。", "target": "为啥呢?" }, { "source": "为啥呢?", "target": "看报纸上说冰皮月饼吃多了会致癌" }, { "source": "看报纸上说冰皮月饼吃多了会致癌", "target": "额这么恐怖的啊" }, { "source": "额这么恐怖的啊", "target": "嗯嗯是啦,所以,好吃也要少吃才行" }, { "source": "嗯嗯是啦,所以,好吃也要少吃才行", "target": "呵呵可是吃的好多都是致癌" }, { "source": "呵呵可是吃的好多都是致癌", "target": "恩,是的。但是我知道知道,那我肯定就会少吃或者不吃的了。" }, { "source": "恩,是的。但是我知道知道,那我肯定就会少吃或者不吃的了。", "target": "可是都没享受到生命在于享受" }, { "source": "赶快赚钱请我!", "target": "还没开始赚钱" }, { "source": "好喜欢你呀,小明好可爱啊哈哈", "target": "对呀真的太可爱了" }, { "source": "我怎么没见着花。。", "target": "这是一个发生在周天晚上的故事。。。" }, { "source": "生日快乐,你是最棒的", "target": "他今天过生日?我也今天过生日" }, { "source": "嘎嘎蔡杨洋赶野猪放风筝蔡杨洋太过分了这家伙", "target": "弟弟你说我为什么老能梦见别人在天上飞" }, { "source": "流口水了怎么办,我又长了五斤", "target": "要运动,快走最好" }, { "source": "要运动,快走最好", "target": "减肥好累啊,长胖也好累啊" }, { "source": "减肥好累啊,长胖也好累啊", "target": "唉,想问题也好累" }, { "source": "哎呦,一直没看见你了,亲", "target": "嗯嗯,是啊是啊~~~我在家休假呢~~~~最近混的咋样啊,店开张了木有" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,是啊是啊~~~我在家休假呢~~~~最近混的咋样啊,店开张了木有", "target": "我在家待业呢!~快了!~哈哈" }, { "source": "我在家待业呢!~快了!~哈哈", "target": "我也在家~你是当老板娘了。" }, { "source": "深圳好无聊。。。", "target": "是因为有很多无聊的人在" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "你的演出我还是要来的!" }, { "source": "快点睡了", "target": "我现在才忙完" }, { "source": "等你来上班,俺们也庆祝下,哈哈哈", "target": "四个月的好日子转眼就剩下半个月了.." }, { "source": "把母鸡变成轰炸机", "target": "哎呀呀~~然后用这个材料做成肯德基,可以么?" }, { "source": "哎呀呀~~然后用这个材料做成肯德基,可以么?", "target": "我比较中意麦当劳诶" }, { "source": "我觉得易烊千玺吧,才是这个组合里称得上有实力的人,舞蹈实力。", "target": "对滴" }, { "source": "送了妈妈一只口红~没有女人不爱口红吧~", "target": "是这样" }, { "source": "阿娇要结婚了?天哪……这个真不知道没热搜感觉自己又聋又瞎", "target": "求婚成功了她男朋友" }, { "source": "穷的想叮当", "target": "穷得叮当想" }, { "source": "你到底想要多少钱", "target": "我还能有这本事呢" }, { "source": "你应该问我,可以在哪里找到海鲜。", "target": "木子,地头蛇啊!求带,哪好玩好吃还不用钱的?" }, { "source": "北方人去了顺德没啥喜欢吃的", "target": "粗糙的食物吃惯了吃不了精细的。" }, { "source": "粗糙的食物吃惯了吃不了精细的。", "target": "诶呦口味不一样都能吃出优越感了,这么精致的食物怎么都补不了你的脑子。" }, { "source": "你住哪呢现在?", "target": "在双井百环酒店" }, { "source": "要注意身体哦", "target": "我会多喝热水的" }, { "source": "大哥,明天带我撸串儿", "target": "不约" }, { "source": "暖手宝", "target": "冬日必备" }, { "source": "你是不是做了什么测试", "target": "什么测试" }, { "source": "什么测试", "target": "第一题就是关于能同时承受几份感情" }, { "source": "第一题就是关于能同时承受几份感情", "target": "有可能" }, { "source": "你以后就被感慨啦~~都见怪不怪啦~~", "target": "求安慰!~" }, { "source": "求安慰!~", "target": "你总这样,都没安慰你的话啦~" }, { "source": "你总这样,都没安慰你的话啦~", "target": "额.......从经济上安慰下!~" }, { "source": "赶紧的加油呀", "target": "努力把它提上日程" }, { "source": "前排围观", "target": "把你举起来" }, { "source": "妈妈对我关心太少但对弟弟真的是唉心酸", "target": "因为他还小,你也要体谅一下妈妈,没有弟弟的时候妈妈不也是把全部精力放在你身上吗?" }, { "source": "因为他还小,你也要体谅一下妈妈,没有弟弟的时候妈妈不也是把全部精力放在你身上吗?", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "猫姐很漂亮滴!", "target": "宝宝,不觉得我的脸大的很悲催?" }, { "source": "宝宝,不觉得我的脸大的很悲催?", "target": "木有啊好好看的" }, { "source": "这么多好吃的让我怎么哄你呢", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "老公好帅", "target": "换句话说" }, { "source": "换句话说", "target": "我想你" }, { "source": "好饿好饿啦", "target": "你还没有吃饭?" }, { "source": "你还没有吃饭?", "target": "晚餐吃过了呢~可是看到美食又饿了~" }, { "source": "晚餐吃过了呢~可是看到美食又饿了~", "target": "哈哈'每次看到你头像就想起我朋友" }, { "source": "哈哈'每次看到你头像就想起我朋友", "target": "啊?哈哈~" }, { "source": "啊?哈哈~", "target": "真的'太象了" }, { "source": "真的'太象了", "target": "真是有缘分~哈哈" }, { "source": "真是有缘分~哈哈", "target": "确实啊'''" }, { "source": "确实啊'''", "target": "嘻嘻~如果可以认识就好了" }, { "source": "开荤之后一切重来", "target": "话也不是这么说体脂降写会好很多" }, { "source": "期待易烊千玺", "target": "易烊千玺太赞啦" }, { "source": "你知不知道平衡,过年你玩的太嗨了", "target": "才不是呢" }, { "source": "才不是呢", "target": "那呢" }, { "source": "但我还是默默的给茂名投了票,小时候很小还不知道自己家乡叫什么名字的时候每天看天气预报都觉得茂名应该就是我家乡的名字了是不是很缘分", "target": "哈哈,你好好玩" }, { "source": "行、小龙开始还挺镇静!", "target": "他忘了以前的痛" }, { "source": "他忘了以前的痛", "target": "不哭才是男子汉。" }, { "source": "不哭才是男子汉。", "target": "哦,对,不哭才是汉子" }, { "source": "你顺着网线找过来吧", "target": "你以为我是蜘蛛侠啊" }, { "source": "你以为我是蜘蛛侠啊", "target": "不,你是网线侠" }, { "source": "不,你是网线侠", "target": "真的想过去好好请你吃个饭,聊聊天" }, { "source": "真的想过去好好请你吃个饭,聊聊天", "target": "不了不了,不用客气" }, { "source": "不了不了,不用客气", "target": "你这么照顾我,应该感谢下你啊" }, { "source": "你这么照顾我,应该感谢下你啊", "target": "不用谢" }, { "source": "不用谢", "target": "客套话不用当真啦,感谢是假,请吃饭是真" }, { "source": "客套话不用当真啦,感谢是假,请吃饭是真", "target": "真的不要这么客气" }, { "source": "真的不要这么客气", "target": "那这样吧,给你寄点别的吧" }, { "source": "那这样吧,给你寄点别的吧", "target": "不用了,您真客气" }, { "source": "不用了,您真客气", "target": "你这人好小气啊,怎么什么都拒绝" }, { "source": "你这人好小气啊,怎么什么都拒绝", "target": "那不是怕你破费吗" }, { "source": "那不是怕你破费吗", "target": "这么小气肯定找不到朋友的" }, { "source": "仙女", "target": "我们去吃烤鱼去不,就在宣武医院那块天仙胡同" }, { "source": "我们去吃烤鱼去不,就在宣武医院那块天仙胡同", "target": "好啊叫上韩乐马一璐吧" }, { "source": "认真的好同学", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "突然好想你,你会在哪里,过得快乐或委屈", "target": "很多次都被这首歌唱哭" }, { "source": "突然好想谈恋爱", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你什么时候不需要减肥了?", "target": "我这就减" }, { "source": "我这就减", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "你吃饭了吗我今天炒了菜", "target": "今天吃了一盆吵洋葱,吃的我泪流满面。你炒了什么好吃的能下饭吗" }, { "source": "今天吃了一盆吵洋葱,吃的我泪流满面。你炒了什么好吃的能下饭吗", "target": "土豆" }, { "source": "鼻血吃出来没有嘛", "target": "鼻血没出来,口水倒是咽进去不少。" }, { "source": "能不能再为我跳一支舞?", "target": "不可以了" }, { "source": "哈哈自从有一次我发现系统越升级越卡我就在也不升级了", "target": "前两天才发布的新系统,其实我估计过两天就好了,就是那些软件可能对新系统不兼容。" }, { "source": "前两天才发布的新系统,其实我估计过两天就好了,就是那些软件可能对新系统不兼容。", "target": "哈哈那你就忍几天吧" }, { "source": "哈哈那你就忍几天吧", "target": "你什么手机?" }, { "source": "你什么手机?", "target": "9300啊" }, { "source": "突然好想你", "target": "你有共鸣吗" }, { "source": "你有共鸣吗", "target": "有为!我天天单曲循环的" }, { "source": "想吃就不能想豆。", "target": "对了,你离龙口东近不?书我放那里了!~今天去了购书中心买了三本" }, { "source": "记得吃药撒", "target": "嗯呢!" }, { "source": "主要他们泰国人本来就喜欢笑,哪怕只是在街上路过不认识的也笑,而且头等舱一共就那几个人,一抬头就对视上了〜感觉超尴尬", "target": "领回来吧" }, { "source": "爱自由", "target": "爱基友" }, { "source": "爱基友", "target": "爱你" }, { "source": "是在哪里?好吃不?昨天我也特别想吃,结果出不去,就用烤箱做的烤串,没有豆腐脑,不过瘾", "target": "在教堂那里~吉祥小区后面~不错!串和豆腐脑都好吃~麻辣串那个我从初中就吃~" }, { "source": "祝你带一肚子盐水平安归来", "target": "祝你明天下午的考试过关" }, { "source": "祝你明天下午的考试过关", "target": "明天没考试明天两节语文两节数学两节英语外送一节物理松松!" }, { "source": "不知道你在睡觉", "target": "四不四一点多你的台灯还没关" }, { "source": "四不四一点多你的台灯还没关", "target": "下次你直接下来打我" }, { "source": "高老板真帅", "target": "你在哪" }, { "source": "你在哪", "target": "我在你身旁" }, { "source": "淡定淡定", "target": "有时候明明很烦躁但是碍于面子还有因为在乎什么都不能说。。。" }, { "source": "有时候明明很烦躁但是碍于面子还有因为在乎什么都不能说。。。", "target": "不要被外面的人或事左右自己,做最真实的自己" }, { "source": "不要被外面的人或事左右自己,做最真实的自己", "target": "说起来很简单但是做起来很难,不过我已经在努力了" }, { "source": "说起来很简单但是做起来很难,不过我已经在努力了", "target": "努力了就好,以后经历的事还会很多," }, { "source": "好冷,想回家", "target": "家里也很冷啊" }, { "source": "家里也很冷啊", "target": "我妈妈说南雄这几天不是很冷" }, { "source": "我妈妈说南雄这几天不是很冷", "target": "过两天好像又冷" }, { "source": "表哭每个人都要长么", "target": "好像不是所有人都长" }, { "source": "你们过年要值班吗?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "我们也是" }, { "source": "撒子情况?在线等直播", "target": "货车从这边过,闹得睡不着,全部疯老!!" }, { "source": "货车从这边过,闹得睡不着,全部疯老!!", "target": "楞个都可以啊?看来应该是没得好大的事情了," }, { "source": "楞个都可以啊?看来应该是没得好大的事情了,", "target": "是楞个的...这些寂寞老" }, { "source": "是楞个的...这些寂寞老", "target": "哎,洗洗睡吧明天还要大补考" }, { "source": "哎,洗洗睡吧明天还要大补考", "target": "祝你幸福" }, { "source": "祝你幸福", "target": "可惜不是你" }, { "source": "有几个师傅哟?我过二个月去试试,提前半个月约下老板看能不能约到", "target": "嘿嘿,我先去试试,以后成了熟客,就介绍你哈!" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,我先去试试,以后成了熟客,就介绍你哈!", "target": "变了发型要发图哈" }, { "source": "变了发型要发图哈", "target": "好滴好滴" }, { "source": "我现在连显摆的心情都没有…", "target": "真心觉得你好显摆~" }, { "source": "真心觉得你好显摆~", "target": "胖子,我内心不够强大" }, { "source": "胖子,我内心不够强大", "target": "要胖子给你作后盾" }, { "source": "爸比很阔爱~", "target": "给我介绍了一个我没愿意~" }, { "source": ",老师还收学生不,我要报名!", "target": "交钱啊,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "交钱啊,哈哈哈", "target": "可以,那我先去卖个肾,您看一个够吗?" }, { "source": "赞哎感觉学生很开心呐剪的还可以装饰教室", "target": "没有教室" }, { "source": "分答是啥", "target": "在行的一个六十秒之内付费的语音问答平台" }, { "source": "新年快乐,祝新年一切顺利", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "钓到帅哥的感觉", "target": "同事而已" }, { "source": "藕条爆小葱", "target": "绝配" }, { "source": "拜拜文曲星,让她专四过过掉", "target": "明天让外婆去灵隐给她烧高香!!!" }, { "source": "明天让外婆去灵隐给她烧高香!!!", "target": "完爆专四" }, { "source": "求私+1", "target": "发不过去,你设置了" }, { "source": "发不过去,你设置了", "target": "我给忘了,已经改过来了" }, { "source": "我给忘了,已经改过来了", "target": "由于对方设置,你不能发送消息," }, { "source": "由于对方设置,你不能发送消息,", "target": "现在可以了刚刚手滑忘保存" }, { "source": "现在可以了刚刚手滑忘保存", "target": "发了收到没" }, { "source": "我最大的优点就是忍耐力强,最大的缺点就是能被忍耐的人少..", "target": "能被忍耐的人少是什么意思?表达不明" }, { "source": "能被忍耐的人少是什么意思?表达不明", "target": "就是虽然忍耐力强,但是仅限忍耐那几个人.." }, { "source": "就是虽然忍耐力强,但是仅限忍耐那几个人..", "target": "例如呢" }, { "source": "例如呢", "target": "就是有时候有些人说一句我可能就莫名其妙的生气了..然后有些人即使说上千百句,我还是很开心的跟他/她说下去吖..." }, { "source": "摸摸头要坚强", "target": "想吃冰淇淋" }, { "source": "看到了光,看到了影,看到了你,我呢?", "target": "不好意思。你不外漏。在我心里" }, { "source": "不好意思。你不外漏。在我心里", "target": "不要脸" }, { "source": "不要脸", "target": "没有脸,我有你" }, { "source": "山药排骨汤,西红柿炒鸡蛋,清炖土豆条?", "target": "土豆条炒青椒,放了点酱油,呵呵,都不会怎么会做了" }, { "source": "无意之间看到最下面那个,群众的眼光果然没那么差", "target": "能删吗,太招黑了" }, { "source": "长的帅又有趣的有没有,一起喝茶啊", "target": "都在电视上哇可惜了可惜了" }, { "source": "我们这看牙也不错啊我认识个私人诊所的小有名气。", "target": "国内现在是很不错的。" }, { "source": "这是哪年的春晚?我怎么没见着你?", "target": "这是今年春晚的纪录片" }, { "source": "这是今年春晚的纪录片", "target": "哦,呵呵。美的美的" }, { "source": "还不睡觉", "target": "小师傅还不睡" }, { "source": "小师傅还不睡", "target": "昨晚太思念你了" }, { "source": "谁婚了", "target": "你又不认识的'" }, { "source": "我有锁骨没有痣其实可以贴双面那种", "target": "有锁骨了不起啊我也有就是不明显这不是我化的" }, { "source": "我喜欢你的!!", "target": "我也喜欢你!" }, { "source": "定好了?我们都不知道坐几点船呢亲", "target": "你们不是22号晚上或者23号早上来吗" }, { "source": "你们不是22号晚上或者23号早上来吗", "target": "22号周五?哦那我们就是22号晚上去" }, { "source": "22号周五?哦那我们就是22号晚上去", "target": "傻不拉叽的" }, { "source": "在家困个晌觉真舒服啊", "target": "哈哈,是啊。这么说的话,再回来是十月一了?" }, { "source": "哈哈,是啊。这么说的话,再回来是十月一了?", "target": "下次回去不知道啥时候,还不知道过多久呢,随缘吧" }, { "source": "为什么我的这个点已经更新了", "target": "会员能下全集么" }, { "source": "会员能下全集么", "target": "我有美人为馅第二季" }, { "source": "我怎么看了这个新闻觉得这个男人怎么这么作?小心眼?玻璃心?太小气了吧?", "target": "有没人解释下关于地质学家在这儿什么意思,路人不解" }, { "source": "有没人解释下关于地质学家在这儿什么意思,路人不解", "target": "黑称,不过他已经走过来了" }, { "source": "赞,我的也刚收到,太漂亮了", "target": "我也收到了" }, { "source": "我8点半上班日常9点钟到", "target": "你还没被开除的?长得好看了不起点?" }, { "source": "你还没被开除的?长得好看了不起点?", "target": "并没有被开除" }, { "source": "他走前拜托我们好好照顾你…别哭了倩姐我们还在啊大家都还在的", "target": "谢谢桃子女神,我知道,明年去了,让他请大家吃饭。" }, { "source": "谢谢桃子女神,我知道,明年去了,让他请大家吃饭。", "target": "今天凌晨的时候…我上午才看到" }, { "source": "今天凌晨的时候…我上午才看到", "target": "谢谢你们" }, { "source": "谢谢你们", "target": "谢啥~太客气了照顾你应该的啊" }, { "source": "这里看完s现在躺床上的笑着看看你", "target": "我只能打的去南站打的的钱我估计嘉兴到上海我可以一个来回了" }, { "source": "我只能打的去南站打的的钱我估计嘉兴到上海我可以一个来回了", "target": "你知道我来一趟要多少钱不" }, { "source": "你知道我来一趟要多少钱不", "target": "多少你不是湖州么不会太贵吧" }, { "source": "多少你不是湖州么不会太贵吧", "target": "来回100+" }, { "source": "走下雪一起堆乌龟", "target": "你会堆吗,小兄弟" }, { "source": "你会堆吗,小兄弟", "target": "我堆的比这个更阔爱" }, { "source": "闺女你生错地儿了", "target": "还好还好,月是故乡明啊。求约会!" }, { "source": "明天偶要宠幸慧美人", "target": "她不是有了吗…还望大王小心行事…到时伤了龙种可就不好了…保重龙体啊…别太频繁了…还有小李子呢…" }, { "source": "她不是有了吗…还望大王小心行事…到时伤了龙种可就不好了…保重龙体啊…别太频繁了…还有小李子呢…", "target": "不是吧…真有还是假有,最近吃了豹子胆啊" }, { "source": "不是吧…真有还是假有,最近吃了豹子胆啊", "target": "假的啦~~~" }, { "source": "96天蝎坐标四川找不到组织", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "要过年了呢么", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "摔跤还摔出优越感了?没人指责你摔跤,但返场时的驼背仰脸尬笑是什么鬼?明显不尊重t台的表现,当是录跑男呢?", "target": "麻烦你的嘴积点德谢谢" }, { "source": "麻烦你的嘴积点德谢谢", "target": "很搞笑骂脏字儿了?" }, { "source": "何苦为难自己", "target": "乐趣无穷" }, { "source": "怎么样可以让在游戏中的男朋友回我消息", "target": "和他一起玩,有什么话游戏里说" }, { "source": "和他一起玩,有什么话游戏里说", "target": "他去网吧我在家网速伤不起" }, { "source": "他去网吧我在家网速伤不起", "target": "一起去网吧?" }, { "source": "字挺好看", "target": "敲你两下。" }, { "source": "敲你两下。", "target": "本来就是啊" }, { "source": "我去我要明信片", "target": "地址" }, { "source": "也许很久以后你才会懂像我这般倔强的人是要鼓足多大勇气才会求你别丢下我又是憋着多大一股劲才会彻底把你赶出我的生活", "target": "看哭" }, { "source": "会有生日金这种东西么●﹏●", "target": "有啊,可是我大后天才正式入职。。。。" }, { "source": "有啊,可是我大后天才正式入职。。。。", "target": "我……孤陋寡闻" }, { "source": "花花还问我你为什么要我陪", "target": "带儿子" }, { "source": "平时就要多吃点饭锻炼身体", "target": "嗯呐就是说呀" }, { "source": "这男的说,因为女朋友电话刚接通,没接通的话会不会就给了", "target": "有道理~~~~~" }, { "source": "我好像还预言过双胞胎这件喜事呢!是时候展开一个副业了……", "target": "是的预言帝老何" }, { "source": "是的预言帝老何", "target": "这是什么时候的快本" }, { "source": "你觉得孤单,你不知道我就在离你最近的地方,只是你不知道。", "target": "干嘛喜欢自言自语" }, { "source": "每每点完赞,那个效果让人很尴尬………", "target": "啥效果" }, { "source": "啥效果", "target": "你点一个试试" }, { "source": "听说最理想的身高差是13cm请155cm的男孩子联系我", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈帮你" }, { "source": "换车拉", "target": "哈哈'你啥时候回来" }, { "source": "哈哈'你啥时候回来", "target": "什么型号啊这家伙呀" }, { "source": "鱼鱼太有才啦!", "target": "我妈说我瞎折腾哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你在嘛啊?吃什么啦?", "target": "姐姐结婚请客啦。。酒席啦" }, { "source": "姐姐结婚请客啦。。酒席啦", "target": "你特地回去吃酒席吗?" }, { "source": "你特地回去吃酒席吗?", "target": "哈哈哈有这个原因哦。。顺便休息啦。。结果正好福州天气不好呢" }, { "source": "高薪常伴危险的!", "target": "我也想做这个,做个一年就能买套房了" }, { "source": "我也想做这个,做个一年就能买套房了", "target": "你确定一年就能买房?" }, { "source": "来青岛看大雪", "target": "还没放假嘛" }, { "source": "岳父真是贤惠", "target": "现在在吃你岳父卤的鹌鹑蛋意外的好吃" }, { "source": "现在在吃你岳父卤的鹌鹑蛋意外的好吃", "target": "我也想吃" }, { "source": "我也想吃", "target": "来我家楼下我给你喂点" }, { "source": "来我家楼下我给你喂点", "target": "我不你过来" }, { "source": "我不你过来", "target": "我拒绝" }, { "source": "我拒绝", "target": "不许拒绝小心咚你" }, { "source": "不许拒绝小心咚你", "target": "哈哈哈你来啊我要双面的" }, { "source": "你好,你去的时候特别冷吗?我们4月初去上海。嘿嘿", "target": "谢啦!想问下,你写这个攻略有模板是吗?" }, { "source": "小白求问啊…索尼全幅广角定焦到底用哪个啊…要求不浪费A7R3的小巧就行…", "target": "老蛙老蛙" }, { "source": "长大了,总有离去的一天…在异地顽强的活着吧!", "target": "恩恩~" }, { "source": "球宝你回家里啦?", "target": "没有我把家里的床单拿这里了" }, { "source": "没有我把家里的床单拿这里了", "target": "哦,电饭煲拿过太原没有?我把我新的放家里用呀" }, { "source": "一辈子很长,找个相爱的人不容易啊", "target": "所以都要珍惜" }, { "source": "想问好用么plus会不会太大", "target": "太大!" }, { "source": "太大!", "target": "哈哈哈给" }, { "source": "沈阳呆几天", "target": "已经回来了呢" }, { "source": "毛衣不赖", "target": "你终于出现了!好久不见啊" }, { "source": "你终于出现了!好久不见啊", "target": "想我了吧" }, { "source": "我伤害了你,还一笑而过。", "target": "两个月后,你同我去称下之!" }, { "source": "昨晚一点到六点处于失眠状态", "target": "咋几?想什么着来来?" }, { "source": "咋几?想什么着来来?", "target": "和同学喝酒喝的难受的睡不着" }, { "source": "你干嘛", "target": "重修的痛........" }, { "source": "兄弟好久不见", "target": "终于想起我来!" }, { "source": "终于想起我来!", "target": "没办法没什么见面有心就好" }, { "source": "好绿色的阳台", "target": "树是小区里的,很高,伸到我家阳台了,阳台挺大,但除了晾衣架啥都没放,让豆豆有很大空间玩" }, { "source": "树是小区里的,很高,伸到我家阳台了,阳台挺大,但除了晾衣架啥都没放,让豆豆有很大空间玩", "target": "绿化真心不错顶楼?" }, { "source": "绿化真心不错顶楼?", "target": "一共五层我家在四楼" }, { "source": "求番外!想看船长夫妇秀恩爱!", "target": "秀恩爱死的快" }, { "source": "山里要凉得多", "target": "你在山里吗" }, { "source": "你在山里吗", "target": "有座庙" }, { "source": "有座庙", "target": "有老和尚吗" }, { "source": "有老和尚吗", "target": "和一个小和尚" }, { "source": "和一个小和尚", "target": "你在那干嘛呀" }, { "source": "你在那干嘛呀", "target": "偶在跟你说话呀!" }, { "source": "偶在跟你说话呀!", "target": "没跟我说话的时候呢" }, { "source": "没跟我说话的时候呢", "target": "不累~跟大家聊天我很开心" }, { "source": "不累~跟大家聊天我很开心", "target": "思维没在一个频率了" }, { "source": "思维没在一个频率了", "target": "你看,我们又同一频率了" }, { "source": "你看,我们又同一频率了", "target": "你给我讲个段子吧" }, { "source": "你给我讲个段子吧", "target": "从前有座山" }, { "source": "神马时候肥来?", "target": "不肥了" }, { "source": "不肥了", "target": "等我去抓你回来" }, { "source": "等我去抓你回来", "target": "难阿" }, { "source": "嗯哼什么情况", "target": "额……单恋夭折" }, { "source": "额……单恋夭折", "target": "我没有说我不爱你啊" }, { "source": "你好好养伤,下个赛季还去看你,给你送巧克力,努力把研究生复试过了毕业给你当队医", "target": "我当翻译" }, { "source": "我告你一招,你可以先煮好面之后,把面捞出来,用面汤再煮蛋。", "target": "下次试试" }, { "source": "晚上要人命啊", "target": "看来你很晚回家" }, { "source": "早点睡", "target": "恩晚安" }, { "source": "你好,想问下去大皇宫可以穿裙子和拖鞋吗", "target": "可以的不过要长裙" }, { "source": "哈哈哈今天过得怎样", "target": "好多了" }, { "source": "转啦转啦。有机会一起睡觉", "target": "我要跟俊坨一起睡。" }, { "source": "我经常梦到掉牙齿,因为牙套戴得太痛了", "target": "你现在还戴呢?" }, { "source": "你现在还戴呢?", "target": "戴着呢" }, { "source": "一段感情最好的场景是:那个人不会完全如妳设想的那样,却愿意在这个人山人海的世界里,慢下来等妳,陪妳一起做喜欢的事情。", "target": "说的特别好。" }, { "source": "纯姐,有空我要去北海玩,求导游呵", "target": "我也就最后一个假期在家里了" }, { "source": "我也就最后一个假期在家里了", "target": "那以后就真的在南宁发展了的?" }, { "source": "我又饿了", "target": "吃吧减什么肥" }, { "source": "吃吧减什么肥", "target": "那当然是吃了" }, { "source": "关系越好我越喜欢被对方骂", "target": "这样才感觉感情很深我也是这样" }, { "source": "这样才感觉感情很深我也是这样", "target": "是的别人越骂我我觉得我和他关系越好" }, { "source": "起来拍蚊子,顺便说晚安", "target": "有蚊子吗~哈哈~早安" }, { "source": "知道我为啥那么喜欢你了吧", "target": "因为你瞎啊喜欢我的眼睛都不好" }, { "source": "因为你瞎啊喜欢我的眼睛都不好", "target": "咦,画风不对啊,你被什么奇怪的东西附身了么" }, { "source": "咦,画风不对啊,你被什么奇怪的东西附身了么", "target": "其实我是你你是我这样你就不是你我也不是我" }, { "source": "聚餐时,情绪失控", "target": "我们这还没毕业呢,就有人在大三那边喊,某某某,我爱你!疯狂啊" }, { "source": "我们这还没毕业呢,就有人在大三那边喊,某某某,我爱你!疯狂啊", "target": "要表白就早点,干嘛拖到毕业" }, { "source": "2015求赐一个男朋友", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "今天中午刚吃了嫩牛五方!!好次!", "target": "因为从我后面的人来买,已经卖完了" }, { "source": "蜗牛就是浪呀,木办法。", "target": "也有年龄原因。" }, { "source": "也有年龄原因。", "target": "哈,今天不是年纪问题,发胜三个赛点啊。" }, { "source": "哈,今天不是年纪问题,发胜三个赛点啊。", "target": "年纪大了状态说没就没了啊。我理解不服,可还是要记住这一点啊。" }, { "source": "年纪大了状态说没就没了啊。我理解不服,可还是要记住这一点啊。", "target": "哪都有你" }, { "source": "给你揉揉,放放气", "target": "来吧," }, { "source": "我的大夫告诉我正常生活,见红了也没要绝对卧床,就是正常生活", "target": "多久开始减药的?" }, { "source": "吃雪好几年没有见过雪了", "target": "可怜的南方人" }, { "source": "做完要记得肌肉放松一下", "target": "你说我是天天还是隔一天一次" }, { "source": "你说我是天天还是隔一天一次", "target": "天天,还要做到饿才算数" }, { "source": "天天,还要做到饿才算数", "target": "本来每天就只吃一餐,吃的也不多" }, { "source": "本来每天就只吃一餐,吃的也不多", "target": "运动完再吃饭" }, { "source": "运动完再吃饭", "target": "不是应该吃完饭运动吗" }, { "source": "同们骂人太恶毒了,好长时间我都不好说话", "target": "那你现在说个屁啊" }, { "source": "我初五回沈阳", "target": "我初四回杭州" }, { "source": "女朋友是致命的", "target": "举起手来" }, { "source": "举起手来", "target": "走开走开,每天在那儿秀恩爱" }, { "source": "请月初来", "target": "没问题" }, { "source": "我觉着自己最忘不了的就是那一句“跪下”!还有那一碗粥", "target": "我也忘不了" }, { "source": "蔓越莓好吃", "target": "垚垚我也要" }, { "source": "垚垚我也要", "target": "你不能再吃了" }, { "source": "你不能再吃了", "target": "可以的!快寄给我" }, { "source": "为什么到头来你喜欢的人不是我呢", "target": "对不起" }, { "source": "对不起", "target": "太不公平了" }, { "source": "太不公平了", "target": "对不起,祝愿9你早日找到自己的幸福" }, { "source": "对不起,祝愿9你早日找到自己的幸福", "target": "找不到,没人能看上我" }, { "source": "找不到,没人能看上我", "target": "总会有个人陪你走下去的" }, { "source": "总会有个人陪你走下去的", "target": "那你还想我单身一辈子啊" }, { "source": "那你还想我单身一辈子啊", "target": "不想啊" }, { "source": "我看着火锅你是吃不上了", "target": "你才吃不上了" }, { "source": "葛菲姐!我是新听众,欢迎我吗?", "target": "当然欢迎了" }, { "source": "狗人太多了", "target": "人性的丑恶,哎!" }, { "source": "我的团魂忽然炸裂!!!", "target": "忽然觉得兄弟情不是说说而已,觉得他们之间一定有联系!一定!希望他们都好好的!我去外面冷静冷静!太激动了!!!" }, { "source": "忽然觉得兄弟情不是说说而已,觉得他们之间一定有联系!一定!希望他们都好好的!我去外面冷静冷静!太激动了!!!", "target": "鹿晗小号今年祝世勋生日快乐了,我会说吗" }, { "source": "鹿晗小号今年祝世勋生日快乐了,我会说吗", "target": "能不造谣吗" }, { "source": "我怎么感觉有时候我听你说话我会入迷", "target": "阿?你入迷什么??感觉很对?" }, { "source": "阿?你入迷什么??感觉很对?", "target": "说到我心里去了" }, { "source": "说到我心里去了", "target": "。我说的是大实话么" }, { "source": "。我说的是大实话么", "target": "感觉很懂我的心,很了解我" }, { "source": "感觉很懂我的心,很了解我", "target": "说明咱两差不多" }, { "source": "你是三下巴", "target": "第三层脖子好吗" }, { "source": "第三层脖子好吗", "target": "我假装信了" }, { "source": "我们大概中毒都太深了", "target": "罢了罢了认了认了" }, { "source": "罢了罢了认了认了", "target": "看见他真的是整颗心都融化了" }, { "source": "我……我真的在麦当劳吃过……", "target": "请说出你的故事" }, { "source": "长的帅穿啥都帅", "target": "是啊长得帅" }, { "source": "真心佩服小万的胃口", "target": "我也佩服〜" }, { "source": "都在街上看到你啦", "target": "在哪啊?" }, { "source": "我在对你放晴", "target": "成都今天天气阴" }, { "source": "成都今天天气阴", "target": "你看的是哪年的老黄历" }, { "source": "你看的是哪年的老黄历", "target": "我百度查的今天的。" }, { "source": "我百度查的今天的。", "target": "今天有太阳哇晚上下了一点雨" }, { "source": "我们都一样。你多大。你岁数不大吧", "target": "过完年就23啦" }, { "source": "过完年就23啦", "target": "数羊?我属样的" }, { "source": "数羊?我属样的", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你准备三十分钟上四次厕所。。。", "target": "我已经离不开厕所了拉到我" }, { "source": "兄弟单身的有点快啊", "target": "是诶" }, { "source": "我大帅买了辆马三?帅奥", "target": "奥么,什么眼睛?" }, { "source": "奥么,什么眼睛?", "target": "不是吗?" }, { "source": "不是吗?", "target": "是么,我就说你眼睛厉害" }, { "source": "老子回去一定要来一杯免费的", "target": "有人会请的" }, { "source": "现在有食堂了?", "target": "从我入职就有啊" }, { "source": "从我入职就有啊", "target": "那不是私人承包的快餐店嘛" }, { "source": "那不是私人承包的快餐店嘛", "target": "承包的食堂" }, { "source": "承包的食堂", "target": "你不是都带饭的么" }, { "source": "头发长的好快", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你还可以晚上去土城公园溜达溜达", "target": "为啥,你出主意肯定没好事儿" }, { "source": "为啥,你出主意肯定没好事儿", "target": "去了你就知道了" }, { "source": "等你休息的", "target": "去吃必胜客呀" }, { "source": "去吃必胜客呀", "target": "哪天哪天" }, { "source": "年轻人就应该有颗勇敢的心,和坚毅的信念。", "target": "嗯趁年轻" }, { "source": "你好明天约电影", "target": "你好明天睡懒觉" }, { "source": "我一本书的一半都还没看完咋搞", "target": "快看,我会计也没看呢呀" }, { "source": "笑的时候很甜,不笑的时候很酷,百变的阿姨", "target": "哎呦今天又快嘴又甜啊" }, { "source": "哎呦今天又快嘴又甜啊", "target": "可能因为快去玩心情好哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "愿心想事成!生日快乐", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "爱你哦", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "看到很多人说揍他一顿,我心里踏实很多", "target": "让他学十字绣,绣清明上河图!" }, { "source": "让他学十字绣,绣清明上河图!", "target": "说真,十字绣容易过三万拼图" }, { "source": "说真,十字绣容易过三万拼图", "target": "那你绣一个清明上河图看看" }, { "source": "那你绣一个清明上河图看看", "target": "主要我连三十四块的拼图都觉得难" }, { "source": "主要我连三十四块的拼图都觉得难", "target": "也许。。。可能是。。。因为。。。。。你笨吧" }, { "source": "也许。。。可能是。。。因为。。。。。你笨吧", "target": "没心情拼" }, { "source": "今晚打算几点睡", "target": "怎么突然问这个" }, { "source": "北碚的江边,嘉陵江边", "target": "冷死你" }, { "source": "冷死你", "target": "有点冷~" }, { "source": "有点冷~", "target": "爱她就送她一个暖宝宝" }, { "source": "加油加油加油,顺便问一下,手链好看不?最近老想买东东", "target": "不好看" }, { "source": "我家宝就是摔了一个世纪时髦摔怎样~~大长腿就是比较不方便了啦~骄傲的继续大步向前爱!你!!", "target": "就他一个腿长不方便,其他都挺方便的" }, { "source": "早呀", "target": "快日出了" }, { "source": "不见不散", "target": "呵,没有我" }, { "source": "我妈那边我大姨的外孙女孩子都一岁了所有的哥哥姐姐都结婚生娃好多年了", "target": "你家里不催你吗?" }, { "source": "你家里不催你吗?", "target": "催也没用我还小" }, { "source": "催也没用我还小", "target": "不小了,你什么时候结婚呀?(大婶脸)" }, { "source": "不小了,你什么时候结婚呀?(大婶脸)", "target": "30以后我妈都这么说" }, { "source": "中午了", "target": "能不能配合!" }, { "source": "单身狗还想脱单,啧啧", "target": "说到自己不是一样" }, { "source": "涂指甲油需要底油和顶油是波", "target": "看需要啦,想多保留几天就涂,我的没涂顶油哎" }, { "source": "好的!喝挂前给你打电话!我刚刚吃了酸辣粉", "target": "好的。我来不起了,我的胃饿得遭不住,痛~必须睡了,明天早上准备吃一碗米线加六个包子晚安。呆呆~" }, { "source": "哇塞第一次听勇哥声音,好好听哦~~~", "target": "好听吧,欢迎你长来呀。。。" }, { "source": "好听吧,欢迎你长来呀。。。", "target": "哈哈之前不是一直听林大和楠哥得了,这次算是第一次听勇哥得" }, { "source": "哈哈之前不是一直听林大和楠哥得了,这次算是第一次听勇哥得", "target": "恩恩,对,呵呵呵呵," }, { "source": "恩恩,对,呵呵呵呵,", "target": "嘿嘿~~今天得歌也很是不错呢~~" }, { "source": "再点一次赞,简直太好看了!!", "target": "真给面子" }, { "source": "拯救世界任务完成了?", "target": "是啊,世界该拯救我了!" }, { "source": "是啊,世界该拯救我了!", "target": "你是会发光的,需要世界拯救你什么?" }, { "source": "海边去转转呗", "target": "今天阴雨,,天气不好,你也知道的这边的海边简直没逛头" }, { "source": "今天阴雨,,天气不好,你也知道的这边的海边简直没逛头", "target": "下雨天就不好办了" }, { "source": "美人", "target": "嗯看着不像病人就好" }, { "source": "嗯看着不像病人就好", "target": "绝对不像" }, { "source": "绝对不像", "target": "哈哈好那就好" }, { "source": "来我家找我玩呀", "target": "我睡醒了你吃完了吧" }, { "source": "我睡醒了你吃完了吧", "target": "你猪我吃很少的" }, { "source": "帮你拍照的男人是谁!", "target": "怎么感觉像是旭哥" }, { "source": "逛街啊", "target": "没啥地方可逛" }, { "source": "没啥地方可逛", "target": "不在于去哪儿逛,在于消磨时间" }, { "source": "在床上躺着也是蛮严重的了,打篮球受伤的吗。", "target": "丢人呀,骑车子赶去教室摔的" }, { "source": "丢人呀,骑车子赶去教室摔的", "target": "怕迟到啊这么赶,看来是非常的十万火急啊…" }, { "source": "怕迟到啊这么赶,看来是非常的十万火急啊…", "target": "主要是手里拿着书骑车子,车速太快,来不及反应就摔了" }, { "source": "主要是手里拿着书骑车子,车速太快,来不及反应就摔了", "target": "没有书包装书本吗非要拿着。" }, { "source": "没有书包装书本吗非要拿着。", "target": "在我身边,男生上课都是拿着书去教室。大学没有固定的教室,男生也很少背包" }, { "source": "在我身边,男生上课都是拿着书去教室。大学没有固定的教室,男生也很少背包", "target": "我知道大学没有固定的教室但是起码要拿个装课本的吧,有时候拿不好书包也会掉的啊。" }, { "source": "我知道大学没有固定的教室但是起码要拿个装课本的吧,有时候拿不好书包也会掉的啊。", "target": "或者是我们男生的从众心理吧,身边没人用书包,所以自己就不愿标新立异。" }, { "source": "我力哥越来越帅了啊", "target": "你这不折煞老弟了么姐" }, { "source": "注意身体200就够", "target": "好像都是400" }, { "source": "好像都是400", "target": "可以200" }, { "source": "哎呀这大眼睛毛毛头", "target": "想不想养一只呀" }, { "source": "我要走了", "target": "哎呀,,莫走," }, { "source": "哎呀,,莫走,", "target": "等我,宝贝,我下午就回来了" }, { "source": "又来一只?", "target": "之前那只是试养的,因为幼猫生病的问题退回去了,这只是正式领养的" }, { "source": "之前那只是试养的,因为幼猫生病的问题退回去了,这只是正式领养的", "target": "原来如此~这只耳朵好大多少钱领养?" }, { "source": "原来如此~这只耳朵好大多少钱领养?", "target": "免费的" }, { "source": "免费的", "target": "哦对领养的~蛮好的" }, { "source": "猴哥,原来你俩认识啊", "target": "快阻止我" }, { "source": "后来睡好了么", "target": "还没吃晚饭" }, { "source": "还没吃晚饭", "target": "快9点了,心疼" }, { "source": "喝酒吧···", "target": "喝啊还是清醒啊" }, { "source": "喝啊还是清醒啊", "target": "量还不够啊··" }, { "source": "量还不够啊··", "target": "就一点点。喝多难受很。" }, { "source": "我朋友得了一个尬舞,每次都不要命的刷第一,就为了跳舞。。。", "target": "哈哈,第一的目的不一样" }, { "source": "哈哈,第一的目的不一样", "target": "很无奈,每次打完都喊我看,还一脸兴奋。。。" }, { "source": "做梦~", "target": "美好的愿望吧……" }, { "source": "你再养只猫!", "target": "没空养啊~" }, { "source": "没空养啊~", "target": "放老鼠夹" }, { "source": "放老鼠夹", "target": "真狠" }, { "source": "真狠", "target": "要不只能共处了!" }, { "source": "要不只能共处了!", "target": "忍忍吧,反正就那么几天" }, { "source": "每天都睡不醒", "target": "好羡慕" }, { "source": "带我带我", "target": "没得问题!" }, { "source": "我也喜欢买XL的,松松垮垮的显瘦", "target": "我觉得你穿什么都好看" }, { "source": "然后呢?三星你爹收你1000块钱,华为的只要你有拓展坞就行,苹果的那个技术请问你用过吗?", "target": "不需要拓展坞的吧" }, { "source": "强哥恋爱了", "target": "强哥恋个毛线这个就我跟你说的我感觉超好看的《废柴舅舅》" }, { "source": "伙食不错嘛", "target": "一般一般哈" }, { "source": "次凹你看到我开心你很不开心吗??", "target": "羡慕嫉妒恨我要上班··" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨我要上班··", "target": "我每天晚上都顶着寒风去上班好么还没有休息日" }, { "source": "买衣服?", "target": "没买到!" }, { "source": "没买到!", "target": "关育屁事!" }, { "source": "精美的歌曲清澈圆润的声音", "target": "太会说话了" }, { "source": "来大珠海定居吧,我负责给你找女朋友", "target": "好心动的条件" }, { "source": "纽约摄影这书很好,改天借我看看。", "target": "高人借绍的。没问题!" }, { "source": "我不做主持人很多年啦。。我这水平。。排队都不到我啦。", "target": "什么啦,我觉得你不错啊,我们这边的主持人,唉。。。你更好。" }, { "source": "有团圆饭吃真好..", "target": "你没回家" }, { "source": "你没回家", "target": "木有啊车多人多花费高消费不来伤不起啊…" }, { "source": "木有啊车多人多花费高消费不来伤不起啊…", "target": "那在珠海会不会无聊啊" }, { "source": "网红璐", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "我家小可爱", "target": "超级可爱哈哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "在哪上班呢", "target": "还是在那上班啊" }, { "source": "最近贵阳穿什么样", "target": "不用穿长裤吧" }, { "source": "不用穿长裤吧", "target": "不用" }, { "source": "不用", "target": "好的谢谢" }, { "source": "红衣服是极好的", "target": "给你穿吧" }, { "source": "脱了袜子闻一下", "target": "赞一个,有这相同的爱好" }, { "source": "新春吉祥!", "target": "吉祥如意" }, { "source": "给纠爷拜年啦", "target": "过年好" }, { "source": "榴莲干啊要吃", "target": "我买了榴莲酥还没吃完" }, { "source": "你想我了嗦?", "target": "你想多了,只是过来看看你六级过没" }, { "source": "你想多了,只是过来看看你六级过没", "target": "你肯定是想我了" }, { "source": "你肯定是想我了", "target": "你肯定很想我,所以觉得我想你了" }, { "source": "你肯定很想我,所以觉得我想你了", "target": "你本来就是" }, { "source": "你本来就是", "target": "呵呵,随便你怎么想。拜拜!" }, { "source": "呵呵,随便你怎么想。拜拜!", "target": "你就是你就是你就是" }, { "source": "天天看海看得要吐了", "target": "知道你在岛上" }, { "source": "知道你在岛上", "target": "天天绕海跑步" }, { "source": "天天绕海跑步", "target": "有没有沙滩" }, { "source": "有没有沙滩", "target": "泥滩倒是有的" }, { "source": "学长,你是好样的。", "target": "只是感慨罢了,哈哈" }, { "source": "来了嘛,哈哈,哪有痘痘嘛,为啥子要退出喃", "target": "因为你不来关注我" }, { "source": "因为你不来关注我", "target": "一直关注起走的" }, { "source": "一直关注起走的", "target": "站着说话不腰疼,没见你的实际行动" }, { "source": "我昨晚梦见你和杜玲豫了", "target": "没有我" }, { "source": "没有我", "target": "有你啊" }, { "source": "谢谢冶平", "target": "早!回家拉" }, { "source": "大双眼皮", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "今天我生日嘻嘻", "target": "我也生日" }, { "source": "王思聪,你现真身吧", "target": "听说有人叫我" }, { "source": "捉妖?", "target": "救了一个小妖" }, { "source": "救了一个小妖", "target": "真有爱心" }, { "source": "对象是啥,早还给回去了!", "target": "你怎么能舍得你对象" }, { "source": "超美的婚纱昕", "target": "超美" }, { "source": "相亲是什么感觉?", "target": "尴尬啊!没别的" }, { "source": "尴尬啊!没别的", "target": "有共同语言吗?" }, { "source": "有共同语言吗?", "target": "虽然同岁,但是真心没有共同语言。" }, { "source": "用最贵的精华熬最晚的夜", "target": "熬夜使我自带眼妆" }, { "source": "怎么感觉你长高了?", "target": "你的感觉是对的!吧" }, { "source": "嘻嘻身高像我选择馀地很小好吧、你们才好呢", "target": "但是我才163,也是60kg" }, { "source": "但是我才163,也是60kg", "target": "大晚上不睡觉啊胖只是一时的、开开心心的过最重要" }, { "source": "能不能正经回答我的问题……我很苦恼", "target": "看朋友圈你已经红遍清华了" }, { "source": "要等不下去了肿么办", "target": "你居然还等" }, { "source": "关晓彤衣品好差", "target": "不是一般的差" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈在机场看到一个漂亮妹子,就过去了", "target": "人家要掐点来,真无语" }, { "source": "工作几年啦准备进击大神了没", "target": "还很遥远,今年刚毕业" }, { "source": "我痛恨的平凡", "target": "才想起那些是我最爱" }, { "source": "才想起那些是我最爱", "target": "让盛夏去贪玩" }, { "source": "让盛夏去贪玩", "target": "把残酷的未来" }, { "source": "把残酷的未来", "target": "狂放到光年外" }, { "source": "狂放到光年外", "target": "放弃规则" }, { "source": "放弃规则", "target": "放纵去爱" }, { "source": "放纵去爱", "target": "放肆自己" }, { "source": "放肆自己", "target": "放空未来" }, { "source": "放空未来", "target": "我不转弯" }, { "source": "什么泳姿进这么多水~", "target": "看到别人游到泳道的尽头,翻一个跟头,脚一蹬墙就又出去了〜我试了下,就悲剧了" }, { "source": "看到别人游到泳道的尽头,翻一个跟头,脚一蹬墙就又出去了〜我试了下,就悲剧了", "target": "鼻子要一直吐气才行,不然就会呛水了..." }, { "source": "鼻子要一直吐气才行,不然就会呛水了...", "target": "鼻子出气觉得怪怪的,没有嘴吐气舒服" }, { "source": "我决定向尚申请到三亚,请尚恩准", "target": "小安约谁?" }, { "source": "小安约谁?", "target": "在三亚的都行" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "你也是有钱人……" }, { "source": "俏丽!", "target": "美好。" }, { "source": "你男人?", "target": "不能说~哈哈" }, { "source": "不能说~哈哈", "target": "那就是了" }, { "source": "猜猜我想睡了吗", "target": "...晚安哒么么" }, { "source": "...晚安哒么么", "target": "么么哒" }, { "source": "我喜欢被凶抖m体质来吧", "target": "抖m体质是什么意思呢?" }, { "source": "抖m体质是什么意思呢?", "target": "我是不是不改说的" }, { "source": "盖楼,认同一楼看起来很贵", "target": "明天我就能穿生日新衣服啦30度的厦门我先剃腋毛" }, { "source": "明天我就能穿生日新衣服啦30度的厦门我先剃腋毛", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈很好" }, { "source": "跟你说了下火锅的袋鼠肉糙!下火锅就好吃了", "target": "我这辈子都不想吃了!!!!袋鼠好可爱…" }, { "source": "周一的日常:上课,健身,凤囚凰??先不管了,整年的日常:瘦身。", "target": "麻麻是肉多但是会瘦下来的她的双下巴已经小了很多了" }, { "source": "麻麻是肉多但是会瘦下来的她的双下巴已经小了很多了", "target": "胖儿你变了!!!膨胀了吧!!!" }, { "source": "我快饿死了", "target": "快去吃饭!" }, { "source": "生活真精彩", "target": "你走开" }, { "source": "很好看,加油!!支持晓彤!", "target": "笑死了" }, { "source": "我这种从小就很倒霉的咋办", "target": "那你迫切需要转运许个愿吧" }, { "source": "希望总在不经意之间。", "target": "我也觉得,凡事顺其自然,强求不得" }, { "source": "我也觉得,凡事顺其自然,强求不得", "target": "是咧!" }, { "source": "心平气和,新年快乐。我爱你。", "target": "我怕是有那么一点点生气哦" }, { "source": "师姐怎么了", "target": "感伤" }, { "source": "感伤", "target": "吓人啊师姐" }, { "source": "让我想起我家以前的狗。。很奶牛。", "target": "。。。你有本事就不要来我屋住就非要穿奶牛呀!!!哼!" }, { "source": "。。。你有本事就不要来我屋住就非要穿奶牛呀!!!哼!", "target": "我很爱我家狗的。。。其实。。所以我也很爱奶牛的。。。嘻嘻嘻。。。" }, { "source": "我很爱我家狗的。。。其实。。所以我也很爱奶牛的。。。嘻嘻嘻。。。", "target": "哈哈哈...我爱它!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈...我爱它!", "target": "我家狗?" }, { "source": "留学真的很棒", "target": "去呀!" }, { "source": "去呀!", "target": "快了" }, { "source": "快了", "target": "韩国吗?" }, { "source": "要是便秘了,", "target": "你什么时候把你奉献给我呀" }, { "source": "你什么时候把你奉献给我呀", "target": "用我的" }, { "source": "男票什么反应,想看看", "target": "要看?" }, { "source": "小马哥的飞机在那里咯", "target": "不是你爸比吗" }, { "source": "不是你爸比吗", "target": "在家爸比,在外面小马哥" }, { "source": "今晚见等你。", "target": "亲,你会去现场吗" }, { "source": "亲,你会去现场吗", "target": "不会去呀你会去吗" }, { "source": "不会去呀你会去吗", "target": "想去,还在到处找票呢" }, { "source": "想去,还在到处找票呢", "target": "我没时间啊要考试了" }, { "source": "我没时间啊要考试了", "target": "我也一样" }, { "source": "你什么时候和鹿晗分手啊?", "target": "就算分手了,也不会和你在一起" }, { "source": "妹子你太逗了。", "target": "多谢" }, { "source": "想问一下,晚上大概几点结束,还能赶得上地铁吗", "target": "今天晚上是9点20结束的,可以赶上地铁的" }, { "source": "今天晚上是9点20结束的,可以赶上地铁的", "target": "不晓得明天会不会拖时间,看来现场很嗨,期待。" }, { "source": "局座,凭什么咬人的狗就必须杀掉", "target": "狗如果喜欢咬狗也会继续咬下去这种狗真的是祸害" }, { "source": "你去打前站哇", "target": "我来给他们安排食宿行!" }, { "source": "我来给他们安排食宿行!", "target": "火!!!第二故乡的嘛。热哇" }, { "source": "不带我吃", "target": "我先去尝尝好不好吃" }, { "source": "我先去尝尝好不好吃", "target": "看着挺好吃" }, { "source": "看着挺好吃", "target": "下次带你吃" }, { "source": "恋爱啦?", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "说,谁是世界上最可爱的女人", "target": "你你你!" }, { "source": "给我来点特产", "target": "要啥" }, { "source": "你耳朵有问题了?", "target": "嗯掏坏了" }, { "source": "嗯掏坏了", "target": "你的手真厉害" }, { "source": "你的手真厉害", "target": "谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "不抢人的不是博主是博主同事然而一样无理", "target": "噫,博主和博主的同事会不会。。嗯?" }, { "source": "噫,博主和博主的同事会不会。。嗯?", "target": "搜尬所以说要跟博主告状说你家某受爬墙抢人家男人" }, { "source": "你哪句话是公道话了!", "target": "我是说那个A欺负他前女友…耍无赖的事…没说你们全部东北人…" }, { "source": "我是说那个A欺负他前女友…耍无赖的事…没说你们全部东北人…", "target": "你说的是你们东北人都这样" }, { "source": "你说的是你们东北人都这样", "target": "一时气氛!没喽住" }, { "source": "有一对基友?", "target": "是一对好朋友" }, { "source": "我的还是那个蜗牛,而且天天带回照片经常重复,对儿子失去了信心", "target": "你蜡烛啥的买上了吗" }, { "source": "你蜡烛啥的买上了吗", "target": "买了哇,准备攒钱买个贵的" }, { "source": "又快要天黑咯一天天的过得可真快哈", "target": "是啊,什么也没做" }, { "source": "你也去了春浪!", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "我们竟然没有遇见" }, { "source": "嗯嗯要去德国", "target": "啊,对了。想这几天查一下转户口的事,转了户口应该还有一万五可以拿" }, { "source": "啊,对了。想这几天查一下转户口的事,转了户口应该还有一万五可以拿", "target": "噢我都没拿" }, { "source": "目前就是说,有一单快递公司给您在未妥投的情况下,给您改发了顺丰到付是吗?", "target": "对的,我让卖家给他们说换地址,给我改成了顺丰到付单号976121381488,附上和卖家聊天记录" }, { "source": "对的,我让卖家给他们说换地址,给我改成了顺丰到付单号976121381488,附上和卖家聊天记录", "target": "这个件签收了吗?" }, { "source": "土豪!", "target": "怎么土了" }, { "source": "桌子好整齐", "target": "放了电脑其他都放不下了嘛" }, { "source": "你在炫耀自己腿长呢····哈哈哈", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "你咋天天都不睡觉" }, { "source": "你咋天天都不睡觉", "target": "白天睡多了" }, { "source": "白天睡多了", "target": "我白天睡得少晚上睡得少一直都在吃" }, { "source": "去回忆青春了啊", "target": "哈哈跟电影上的一样" }, { "source": "日常沉迷黄景瑜", "target": "不行了!!!!啊啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "罩哥跳艳舞", "target": "罩哥是谁?" }, { "source": "罩哥是谁?", "target": "顶顶大名的选号哥" }, { "source": "嗨嗨有机会可以到我们店里来帮你做发型哦", "target": "哪里?" }, { "source": "像做梦一般被偷了心哇这么少女的吗", "target": "说的难听点就是思春了" }, { "source": "对不起,今天晚上居然忘了看世界青年说了", "target": "今晚没有啊因为阅兵所以停了。。。" }, { "source": "今个,很美高级脸", "target": "四人中杨幂最丑。" }, { "source": "一起扫街啊", "target": "哈哈好啊" }, { "source": "你也练肌肉?", "target": "U?" }, { "source": "U?", "target": "我夏天练,冬天不练" }, { "source": "下个英雄联盟网费用完了", "target": "哈哈哈厉害厉害" }, { "source": "哈哈哈厉害厉害", "target": "而且是下到百分之八十的时候" }, { "source": "外国人就是爱作死", "target": "就是" }, { "source": "去哪儿了?一路平安", "target": "遥远的他乡,海边。" }, { "source": "遥远的他乡,海边。", "target": "怎么跑那么远去了?度假吗?" }, { "source": "吃得饱喝得好啊", "target": "十一嘛安排啊??我好久没喝美了哦" }, { "source": "十一嘛安排啊??我好久没喝美了哦", "target": "找老暴跟俊杰啊" }, { "source": "找老暴跟俊杰啊", "target": "什么时候来津考察一下啊?" }, { "source": "什么时候来津考察一下啊?", "target": "你们仨谁结婚了我立马去哈" }, { "source": "你们仨谁结婚了我立马去哈", "target": "真没诚意啊十一什么计划?" }, { "source": "真没诚意啊十一什么计划?", "target": "暂时没计划啊" }, { "source": "暂时没计划啊", "target": "那还不过来一趟啊~" }, { "source": "做锅盔的小哥好帅气呀", "target": "还特意放大了一下,怕看不仔细。" }, { "source": "还特意放大了一下,怕看不仔细。", "target": "哈哈!是的,我也放大无数次" }, { "source": "明天去不去南国书香节~", "target": "要回去了。" }, { "source": "你不用睡了。。哪个小学的?", "target": "不知道啊。郁闷" }, { "source": "不知道啊。郁闷", "target": "如果我也在这节车厢,你能想到会发生什么吗?" }, { "source": "如果我也在这节车厢,你能想到会发生什么吗?", "target": "惨不忍睹" }, { "source": "惨不忍睹", "target": "是你啊,还是那群孩子啊??哈哈!!我可是爱心大使。" }, { "source": "是你啊,还是那群孩子啊??哈哈!!我可是爱心大使。", "target": "爱心大使???别吓我了" }, { "source": "爱心大使???别吓我了", "target": "你废了,你放心吧。你已经废了一百多次了,要是见到你,我绝对不会让你活着!" }, { "source": "你废了,你放心吧。你已经废了一百多次了,要是见到你,我绝对不会让你活着!", "target": "太恐怖了" }, { "source": "用英语说,今天累", "target": "对不起,我爱你" }, { "source": "对不起,我爱你", "target": "360为什么那多企业排挤他" }, { "source": "360为什么那多企业排挤他", "target": "因为我们想一起让生活变得更美好吖~~" }, { "source": "因为我们想一起让生活变得更美好吖~~", "target": "你还会去找企鹅玩吗?" }, { "source": "你还会去找企鹅玩吗?", "target": "你消息好灵通啊,这都知道" }, { "source": "你消息好灵通啊,这都知道", "target": "28/89等于多少" }, { "source": "选择放弃在意的那个人,会很开心的!", "target": "可是需要的是时间" }, { "source": "可爱!", "target": "嗯嘛!" }, { "source": "我是来给安慰的....", "target": "学校说我们训练强度不够。。。这天天都是六点起十一点半睡得节奏啊" }, { "source": "学校说我们训练强度不够。。。这天天都是六点起十一点半睡得节奏啊", "target": "那啥,我突然觉得,在家不那么无聊了......" }, { "source": "那啥,我突然觉得,在家不那么无聊了......", "target": "我刚到学校觉得可兴奋慢慢越来越想回家。。。" }, { "source": "在你这里总能看见我不想看到的人", "target": "偷偷告诉我谁呀?男的女的?" }, { "source": "偷偷告诉我谁呀?男的女的?", "target": "女的" }, { "source": "为啥你地图显示的是潮安县", "target": "潮安县不知道啊" }, { "source": "潮安县不知道啊", "target": "变潮安的了" }, { "source": "变潮安的了", "target": "我以为你纠结潮安县潮安区这问题呢" }, { "source": "我以为你纠结潮安县潮安区这问题呢", "target": "“区”了还是县,木有区别" }, { "source": "女生是??", "target": "我姐啊" }, { "source": "我姐啊", "target": "照片好不像。。。" }, { "source": "丫头", "target": "少了几个字,想吃必胜客,这几个字。" }, { "source": "你还活着", "target": "但是我已经死了" }, { "source": "但是我已经死了", "target": "咋的啦" }, { "source": "咋的啦", "target": "看破红尘啊" }, { "source": "看破红尘啊", "target": "到底发生了什么事" }, { "source": "到底发生了什么事", "target": "私聊懂不" }, { "source": "为撒子,我这么帅!", "target": "那我也可爱呀!" }, { "source": "那我也可爱呀!", "target": "你最可爱哦" }, { "source": "校园礼仪研究的咋样了", "target": "翔翔看在我专心研究撩妹的份儿上这事儿咱能不聊么。。。" }, { "source": "全身心投入了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "第一局大胖跪地那一下心里一揪", "target": "看他立刻站起来也没有揉膝盖应该还好,能看见他健康快乐还赢球我就开心啦" }, { "source": "看他立刻站起来也没有揉膝盖应该还好,能看见他健康快乐还赢球我就开心啦", "target": "第四局真的抗下来真心漂亮" }, { "source": "放个五年模拟三年高考。还放个四六级。在放个小语种,", "target": "如果能就好了可惜我今年大学都毕业了" }, { "source": "如果能就好了可惜我今年大学都毕业了", "target": "我听完成你的学霸梦" }, { "source": "王者荣耀怎么开直播啊", "target": "直播打王者呀" }, { "source": "直播打王者呀", "target": "是啊。要什么软件呢" }, { "source": "是啊。要什么软件呢", "target": "有一个能把手机屏幕同步到电脑屏幕的系统,我忘了叫啥了" }, { "source": "五千条…发是你会发呀", "target": "哈哈哈废话是我多呀……" }, { "source": "谢谢臭峰峰", "target": "快乐。。发错了555晚上给你打电话" }, { "source": "你什么时候和鹿晗分手啊?", "target": "已经分了" }, { "source": "已经分了", "target": "并不是,我觉得最看还是要一年之后" }, { "source": "并不是,我觉得最看还是要一年之后", "target": "不是最看是最快" }, { "source": "你找到大连的好地方了", "target": "是吗?哈哈哈" }, { "source": "考完试再减肥", "target": "我决定明天开始一天一顿饭" }, { "source": "我决定明天开始一天一顿饭", "target": "太伤身体了" }, { "source": "太伤身体了", "target": "胖子伤心" }, { "source": "胖子伤心", "target": "我现在也减肥呢" }, { "source": "我现在也减肥呢", "target": "你都那么瘦了别减了" }, { "source": "你都那么瘦了别减了", "target": "哈哈哈哈前阶段没想瘦,然后胃不好就吃不下东西,现在是对吃的没啥感觉了" }, { "source": "霍霍霍我必须快乐晚上3点45的球赛哟!", "target": "好嘛你等嘛我的快乐就是睡觉`~" }, { "source": "你的大号呢小号满天飞啊", "target": "大号手机不能登了,以后就用这个哈哈哈" }, { "source": "大号手机不能登了,以后就用这个哈哈哈", "target": "好的了" }, { "source": "举报人不也在拍?", "target": "举报人是女的,谢谢!" }, { "source": "瓜皮寒夜不是闲着的吗?可以考虑下…", "target": "同说,瓜皮天天蹭网蹭吃蹭喝,大晚上通宵修仙,快闲出毛病来了吧," }, { "source": "嗓子是真好", "target": "这没得说,听说了忘了好几回词了都" }, { "source": "小花痴", "target": "我想真的遇见!" }, { "source": "当今社会不应该是从古到今", "target": "毕竟我只活在当今社会呀,古代等我死后去瞧瞧看看吧回来告诉你" }, { "source": "毕竟我只活在当今社会呀,古代等我死后去瞧瞧看看吧回来告诉你", "target": "当今社会也是这样啊只能说太现实太物质" }, { "source": "科学我经历过", "target": "你让我知道了我不是一个人" }, { "source": "你让我知道了我不是一个人", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "见自家偶像时都会手抖,别说,咱们都一样", "target": "嗯嗯,看来妳也心有体会" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,看来妳也心有体会", "target": "好多都是这样" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "下周啦~赶紧送蛋糕来" }, { "source": "下周啦~赶紧送蛋糕来", "target": "太远了还要上班,都木有时间。" }, { "source": "太远了还要上班,都木有时间。", "target": "又是在赚钱了" }, { "source": "遇见不再见", "target": "这个可以我保留然后再看看到时候我的词什么的来决定" }, { "source": "最近冻忙", "target": "牛肉面吃暖和" }, { "source": "玉米和我在一起!", "target": "啊?他、他还活着??" }, { "source": "第一眼以为是偶像来了第二季还是想看偶像来了", "target": "可是这就是偶像来了第二季啊,只是改名我们来了" }, { "source": "明天下午来我家作客,我妈给你做饭吃", "target": "恩,明天早上去查体下午去你家哈哈" }, { "source": "这是龙猫还是兔纸?", "target": "龙猫啊" }, { "source": "正在吃薯片的我好像不太健康", "target": "你要胖" }, { "source": "你要胖", "target": "难道我胖了你就不爱我了吗" }, { "source": "难道我胖了你就不爱我了吗", "target": "爱你无关胖瘦" }, { "source": "爱你无关胖瘦", "target": "调皮" }, { "source": "学了动科你会发现,还是不会给狗打针", "target": "可以去养熊猫哇" }, { "source": "迟到扣工资吗", "target": "肯定扣啊,不扣的话估计我天天迟到了" }, { "source": "你陪我对象吧", "target": "嗯,你陪" }, { "source": "去211大学读个硕士毕业就能拿到上海户口", "target": "211是哪个" }, { "source": "小气鬼", "target": "怎么啦?" }, { "source": "宝宝明天多吃", "target": "我吃宝宝的" }, { "source": "我吃宝宝的", "target": "不可以抢宝宝的肉肉!" }, { "source": "够怀旧的吧。。我们班今天过儿童节啊一样水气球乱飞简直象时空穿梭回到那时候一样。。顿时就怀念了。。哈哈我还有你小学的照片下次可以拿出来爆料。。", "target": "你们居然过61!" }, { "source": "你们居然过61!", "target": "群魔乱舞气球乱飞的六一。幸福吧~" }, { "source": "群魔乱舞气球乱飞的六一。幸福吧~", "target": "不是吧=我们今天放月假果断睡觉" }, { "source": "不是吧=我们今天放月假果断睡觉", "target": "反正你已经大于十八了。。重阳节比较适合你。。" }, { "source": "反正你已经大于十八了。。重阳节比较适合你。。", "target": "明年你过妇女节!" }, { "source": "日常撩", "target": "来抓我呀!" }, { "source": "来抓我呀!", "target": "啊呀" }, { "source": "啊呀", "target": "抓住我就让你嘿嘿嘿" }, { "source": "赶紧找个女朋友照顾自己", "target": "哪壶不开提哪壶,就是找不到啊,你要赶紧替我看看,帮我找一个" }, { "source": "一大早的收到这样的暴击,你够了,过年带出来认识认识", "target": "哦几把k" }, { "source": "哦几把k", "target": "比你小啊?" }, { "source": "比你小啊?", "target": "过年18" }, { "source": "文科答题累不累", "target": "累..看不懂也要答完" }, { "source": "钱男友", "target": "聪明" }, { "source": "文笔不错嘛。。。但是山东为什么不下雪", "target": "今天不是刚下的嘛" }, { "source": "雨里真可爱!!!!!", "target": "你也是!!" }, { "source": "你老公太贤惠呢", "target": "呵呵'口味一般" }, { "source": "虽然我不知道你是谁但你还是叫她蕴蕴吧。。", "target": "我是她姐,从她出生到现在我们家一直这么叫!" }, { "source": "失踪人口啊!!!", "target": "是啊!" }, { "source": "又回去约妹了", "target": "可惜没有你" }, { "source": "咋又换眼镜了", "target": "还没配镜片想配个变色的" }, { "source": "互换吧,把多馀的都给你", "target": "你有的我都有" }, { "source": "先从早睡做起", "target": "已经在调整啦!" }, { "source": "人间有真情,人间有真爱!", "target": "我没有说人间无真爱啊!太多情了" }, { "source": "我没有说人间无真爱啊!太多情了", "target": "对,你跟那谁认识" }, { "source": "对,你跟那谁认识", "target": "和你啊泪冰一个机器人" }, { "source": "请允许我叫你一声细细粒", "target": "我就是细细粒" }, { "source": "你要什么呀", "target": "鞋子啊化妆品什么的都代吗" }, { "source": "鞋子啊化妆品什么的都代吗", "target": "箱子快满了鞋子肯定是装不下了" }, { "source": "箱子快满了鞋子肯定是装不下了", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "化妆品你想要?" }, { "source": "化妆品你想要?", "target": "想要酵素" }, { "source": "女神", "target": "我去食堂吃饭去,饿死我了,刚才就准备去吃,又跑上公寓楼来了" }, { "source": "我去食堂吃饭去,饿死我了,刚才就准备去吃,又跑上公寓楼来了", "target": "去吧女神怎么说" }, { "source": "去吧女神怎么说", "target": "先不说这个,话说这学长老乡都快要走了,你还不请我大吃几天啊,哈哈" }, { "source": "先不说这个,话说这学长老乡都快要走了,你还不请我大吃几天啊,哈哈", "target": "谁请谁啊大哥" }, { "source": "谁请谁啊大哥", "target": "你最近哪天有空呢,我都有时间,我能安排开。" }, { "source": "你最近哪天有空呢,我都有时间,我能安排开。", "target": "开玩笑的,我在减肥期间,忌吃肉" }, { "source": "开玩笑的,我在减肥期间,忌吃肉", "target": "你不吃,那就我吃你看,哈哈" }, { "source": "跟我一起发微薄哈哈", "target": "我不是写自己,写来送朋友的。哈哈。。我自己都还挺好的。" }, { "source": "我不是写自己,写来送朋友的。哈哈。。我自己都还挺好的。", "target": "恩," }, { "source": "运动一哈,烦恼全部都跑掉", "target": "想好好休息" }, { "source": "想好好休息", "target": "睡觉也是可以的" }, { "source": "刚睡醒,今天周几呢?", "target": "累啊" }, { "source": "是不是想把钱交上跪求放行", "target": "我想叫个直升机!堵爆!" }, { "source": "我想叫个直升机!堵爆!", "target": "你可以的啊,为啥不叫" }, { "source": "来哥哥来一曲", "target": "跟着感觉走紧抓住梦的手蓝天越来越近越来越温柔心情就像风一样自由突然发现一个完全不同的我" }, { "source": "跟着感觉走紧抓住梦的手蓝天越来越近越来越温柔心情就像风一样自由突然发现一个完全不同的我", "target": "我要去下载这个歌" }, { "source": "放下筷子让我来", "target": "来来来,我请你去吃" }, { "source": "来来来,我请你去吃", "target": "老远,不划算。来洛阳吧,我请你吃" }, { "source": "老远,不划算。来洛阳吧,我请你吃", "target": "说不定哪天我就真去了" }, { "source": "说不定哪天我就真去了", "target": "哈哈,你会喜欢大洛阳" }, { "source": "我觉得会有猥琐得人说要吃奶黄包,我先表示下谴责!", "target": "我还能说什么呢" }, { "source": "女侠,息怒。", "target": "你快去帮我吃了她~~~~~~" }, { "source": "你快去帮我吃了她~~~~~~", "target": "谁啊?" }, { "source": "来,过来广州请师兄我吃饭~~", "target": "给偶理由" }, { "source": "坏人为什么得不到应有的惩罚", "target": "坏人还受保护呢!我们受监控" }, { "source": "眼睛怎么了?", "target": "不知道呢,早上起来就感觉眼睛痛。你实习了吗?" }, { "source": "不知道呢,早上起来就感觉眼睛痛。你实习了吗?", "target": "还没啊!我差不多二十四号去厦门,你是在晋江那边?" }, { "source": "还没啊!我差不多二十四号去厦门,你是在晋江那边?", "target": "池店,工作找到了是么?" }, { "source": "池店,工作找到了是么?", "target": "以后是要去找你这个大土豪请客的" }, { "source": "以后是要去找你这个大土豪请客的", "target": "还土豪,又不是老板" }, { "source": "我刚想推荐给朋友。", "target": "一早上接了不下于5个电话" }, { "source": "一早上接了不下于5个电话", "target": "田老板可抬高价格。" }, { "source": "我妈要是这么好说话,我初中时也不用在刚打的十五分钟后跑去精品屋买透明的塑料棍子换上了", "target": "看法不同吧我妈觉得没什么" }, { "source": "看法不同吧我妈觉得没什么", "target": "唉,是啊每个人都不同。想到当初刚打完十五分钟因为是周五下课打的,又到了周末回家,立马跑去精品屋买了透明的换上,想打第九个,迟迟没人陪就迟迟没去打" }, { "source": "唉,是啊每个人都不同。想到当初刚打完十五分钟因为是周五下课打的,又到了周末回家,立马跑去精品屋买了透明的换上,想打第九个,迟迟没人陪就迟迟没去打", "target": "第九个厉害了" }, { "source": "第九个厉害了", "target": "我现在有四对共八个,想在最上面的地方再打一个,可还是没勇气" }, { "source": "我现在有四对共八个,想在最上面的地方再打一个,可还是没勇气", "target": "八个够多了打太多不好" }, { "source": "八个够多了打太多不好", "target": "这玩意会上瘾的" }, { "source": "这玩意会上瘾的", "target": "爱惜自己呀" }, { "source": "爱惜自己呀", "target": "哎,很爱惜了" }, { "source": "哎,很爱惜了", "target": "两点多了快睡吧晚安" }, { "source": "两点多了快睡吧晚安", "target": "就在刚刚,我终于骗我妹和我一起打耳洞成功了,这么多次了,终于成功了(利用了一下这次我妹要让我给她买新手机的机会,然后就成功了)" }, { "source": "乌鸫幼鸟,吃虫,也喜欢吃蚯蚓", "target": "蚯蚓是吧!好的好的,我去挖。我刚看见亲鸟衔着虫子在附近了,不知道喂到了没。" }, { "source": "蚯蚓是吧!好的好的,我去挖。我刚看见亲鸟衔着虫子在附近了,不知道喂到了没。", "target": "喂的时候稍微弄碎点,另亲鸟在附近的话,如果能给它放树上,亲鸟应该会继续喂它的" }, { "source": "喂的时候稍微弄碎点,另亲鸟在附近的话,如果能给它放树上,亲鸟应该会继续喂它的", "target": "弄碎蚯蚓这件事…想想好可怕" }, { "source": "弄碎蚯蚓这件事…想想好可怕", "target": "啊确实…也可以买面包虫或者雏鸟饲料来喂,乌鸫适合的饲料花鸟市场的人应该知道的" }, { "source": "啊确实…也可以买面包虫或者雏鸟饲料来喂,乌鸫适合的饲料花鸟市场的人应该知道的", "target": "我还是先挖两条蚯蚓喂它,然后出门买饲料,浆果类的东西它吃吗?我切碎一些" }, { "source": "好纠结没赚到钱换设备难选的工作是拍人可我想要的是个广角超广角呀看看以后公司里有没有谁有借着用", "target": "现在工作怎么样了,是和这个有关的吗" }, { "source": "现在工作怎么样了,是和这个有关的吗", "target": "找的儿童摄影" }, { "source": "找的儿童摄影", "target": "这么棒,你加油哦可可大人!" }, { "source": "这么棒,你加油哦可可大人!", "target": "我去这个称呼不是栏目部的萝莉们叫的么" }, { "source": "我去这个称呼不是栏目部的萝莉们叫的么", "target": "我作为栏目部的萝莉为何没喊过你可可大人" }, { "source": "我作为栏目部的萝莉为何没喊过你可可大人", "target": "都说是萝莉才叫你都已经证明了你不是萝莉了呵呵" }, { "source": "都说是萝莉才叫你都已经证明了你不是萝莉了呵呵", "target": "我是萌主嘛" }, { "source": "我是萌主嘛", "target": "哦哈哈乐得晚上睡不着了" }, { "source": "哦哈哈乐得晚上睡不着了", "target": "可可你是不是觉得我不萌" }, { "source": "可可你是不是觉得我不萌", "target": "年前说谎话年后没好报不是吗" }, { "source": "不疼不痒的自己消下去了没事不?好像我家孩子前段时间也起来", "target": "会自愈。但自愈前抓挠会传染自己和他人" }, { "source": "没事反省自己弟弟你会越来越好", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "啊~岁月慢点走,不要伤害叔叔阿姨", "target": "妈妈明显的没以前好看了" }, { "source": "妈妈明显的没以前好看了", "target": "不能这样比啊,丰满一点挺好啊" }, { "source": "不能这样比啊,丰满一点挺好啊", "target": "不是肥了是脸上皱纹多了好多" }, { "source": "晚上约会嘛", "target": "你有什么好去处?" }, { "source": "你有什么好去处?", "target": "与君共进晚餐" }, { "source": "与君共进晚餐", "target": "哪里啊!哈哈" }, { "source": "哪里啊!哈哈", "target": "你定" }, { "source": "你定", "target": "这个困难啊!你见多识广" }, { "source": "这个困难啊!你见多识广", "target": "哪里有小溪?我要拍湿身" }, { "source": "哪里有小溪?我要拍湿身", "target": "。。。东钱湖吧!" }, { "source": "我失恋了", "target": "你竟然失恋了??" }, { "source": "你竟然失恋了??", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "我以为我看小樱新番已经够幼稚了……", "target": "不……错了……是超可爱" }, { "source": "买个口罩吧,有毒的!", "target": "戴口罩也吸一样的空气啊,而且还有客人来的…" }, { "source": "你多看点喜剧片,不要那么多的感触", "target": "哈哈,这又不是啥伤感的啊??我觉得想这些没问题啊??为啥似乎你们都觉得我这叫想多了??" }, { "source": "哈哈,这又不是啥伤感的啊??我觉得想这些没问题啊??为啥似乎你们都觉得我这叫想多了??", "target": "好像刚开始时都这样~" }, { "source": "好像刚开始时都这样~", "target": "晕不是啊。。和那个无关啊。。我随时都这样的啊,而且这好平常的感触啊不算啥啊。。哎,,算了,我不解释了,你这样认为那就是这样的吧。" }, { "source": "晕不是啊。。和那个无关啊。。我随时都这样的啊,而且这好平常的感触啊不算啥啊。。哎,,算了,我不解释了,你这样认为那就是这样的吧。", "target": "嗯,好吧!刚开始我还以为说我呢!后来感觉应该不是我!是我想太多" }, { "source": "嗯,好吧!刚开始我还以为说我呢!后来感觉应该不是我!是我想太多", "target": "是一个你也认识的人" }, { "source": "是一个你也认识的人", "target": "哎呀!勾起了我的好奇心!八卦本质出来了~~谁呀?我师傅?" }, { "source": "哎呀!勾起了我的好奇心!八卦本质出来了~~谁呀?我师傅?", "target": "你师傅是哪个??哈哈哈哈,好像不是" }, { "source": "我从来不知道一个人会为另一个人这样放低姿态到最后自己开始这样这场爱里满是绝望也知道自己该放下了身边却没人再信我不会再想他不会再找他因为这些话说了无数次", "target": "陌生人,你说到我心坎了" }, { "source": "陌生人,你说到我心坎了", "target": "好好重新开始他对我最后说放过你自己其实我感觉得到他是想让我放过他所以好好自己生活你会开心幸福的" }, { "source": "好好重新开始他对我最后说放过你自己其实我感觉得到他是想让我放过他所以好好自己生活你会开心幸福的", "target": "天涯沦落人" }, { "source": "请问超声刀后脸会不会红,有提升么,近期也要去做,有点纠结", "target": "请问效果如何啊,我最近也想去做,我37了,皮肤有点松,苹果机都没有了" }, { "source": "请问效果如何啊,我最近也想去做,我37了,皮肤有点松,苹果机都没有了", "target": "可以去试试的" }, { "source": "凤梨好吃", "target": "嘻嘻我记不得凤梨的味道了很少吃" }, { "source": "嘻嘻我记不得凤梨的味道了很少吃", "target": "啊成都很少能吃到凤梨么" }, { "source": "我的床太软,做仰卧起坐都做不来", "target": "席梦思去掉" }, { "source": "席梦思去掉", "target": "不是席梦思。。。是藤床" }, { "source": "石头变了", "target": "猜得到啊!!" }, { "source": "又想某人?", "target": "又?" }, { "source": "大仙还是稳的", "target": "没你稳" }, { "source": "这么安逸的生活哪能叫枯井……为啥老像单身汪一样……", "target": "你看到的都是表象,这和单不单身没有关系,安逸、有家人陪伴一样也会陷入枯井" }, { "source": "我是无辜的你们黑我的", "target": "哪有啊,我也很开心呐" }, { "source": "成都的我表示没有感觉到地震。成都的打卡", "target": "我朋友还在成都" }, { "source": "医生能找你看病吗相思病那种", "target": "哇你也太秀了吧" }, { "source": "你去哪?都是打酱油的!还不如去广州!", "target": "不去呢我弟去了我还去吧" }, { "source": "不去呢我弟去了我还去吧", "target": "也是!那时你说了,你要是去了你爸妈就孤独了!" }, { "source": "也是!那时你说了,你要是去了你爸妈就孤独了!", "target": "恩啦!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈所以我在茫茫人海中一眼望到你哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "坐等上图", "target": "剪好了" }, { "source": "你欠娜娜一个冠军啊", "target": "人已经走了," }, { "source": "人已经走了,", "target": "所以啊" }, { "source": "所以啊", "target": "只能说声,一路走好," }, { "source": "你在宠物展?", "target": "现在回了" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "捉我应" }, { "source": "捉我应", "target": "被羊捉!" }, { "source": "我是不上班还可以有钱花", "target": "我可以选择嫁人" }, { "source": "我可以选择嫁人", "target": "嘿嘿!我可以选择娶!" }, { "source": "嘿嘿!我可以选择娶!", "target": "什么鬼" }, { "source": "乖乖的,远离这一切,没有被欺负就好", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "哇!今天出门大吉喔…", "target": "2号欧洲杯决赛可以赌一赌了,我跟随你。上一场意大利对德国输到破产" }, { "source": "这条裤子是2尺的……", "target": "你说的是裤子的长短么?" }, { "source": "理发师会免费给你剃的", "target": "不会的收钱" }, { "source": "据我观察,能把箱子运上运下的妹子首先身高要够,这位品身高绝对不矮吧", "target": "我一米六多8,90斤。看来以后要珍惜机会了" }, { "source": "我一米六多8,90斤。看来以后要珍惜机会了", "target": "你可忒有劲儿了那么瘦这小身板,不行,以后别自己提了" }, { "source": "灰机", "target": "灰得好直" }, { "source": "感觉别人吃螃蟹最麻烦的可能需要蟹八件,你不一样,你可能需要一个工具箱,走哪都带着", "target": "没错没错,出门带包" }, { "source": "说好的友谊呢", "target": "翻过来翻过去" }, { "source": "翻过来翻过去", "target": "那是潜水艇" }, { "source": "那是潜水艇", "target": "对呀,友谊的潜水艇,不怕翻呐!" }, { "source": "还是搞不懂零对四叶的态度,还有两集啊!!等得好难过", "target": "只有两集了啊?" }, { "source": "品牌与少年的碰撞", "target": "好像都是这样" }, { "source": "嗯,我在什么佳什么的,你给我推荐你买的那家哩,话说你现在在画的那幅是什么", "target": "等画完上图给你看" }, { "source": "等画完上图给你看", "target": "然后你在哪家买呀" }, { "source": "还给我妈买了个包。。。今天一看剩下200块钱了。。。。", "target": "嗯嗯还想到你老妈喔她收到包包一定很高兴喔!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯还想到你老妈喔她收到包包一定很高兴喔!", "target": "是她看的。。。我买的。。。" }, { "source": "多愁善感的好姑凉~", "target": "难受死了" }, { "source": "难受死了", "target": "想想开心的嘛~不开心的就不要想了嘛~" }, { "source": "想想开心的嘛~不开心的就不要想了嘛~", "target": "如果我做的到就好了" }, { "source": "难道是哪个小县城的户口?", "target": "让你猜到我就不写了" }, { "source": "你是谁", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "你猜我猜不猜" }, { "source": "打个比方,理记你做过记者,2000年辞职后转做生意,以前的同事或故友还可以称你为记者,但你让你转行后接触的人也称呼你为记者,你觉得这符合社会现实吗?别钻牛角尖了,这次一开始就把谭的身份定义为医生,就是媒体再误导受众。", "target": "没有年检的汽车就是坦克了?" }, { "source": "期待你背着书包上学的那一天", "target": "共同期待" }, { "source": "睡觉!你心情有点好", "target": "好个蛋烦的呢" }, { "source": "爱笑的小天使", "target": "小天使要哭了" }, { "source": "饺子不作为主食吗,年夜饭的时候好像只当一盘菜", "target": "什么是饺子?" }, { "source": "你在哪里工作", "target": "我现在没工作呢~~" }, { "source": "我现在没工作呢~~", "target": "噢噢没事继续找" }, { "source": "自己都糸黑色,边见到蚊蚊", "target": "人地无你近视~" }, { "source": "人地无你近视~", "target": "我有电蚊拍,只猫帮我捉小强够了." }, { "source": "不要到处撒欢", "target": "哈哈难道你吃醋啦" }, { "source": "哈哈难道你吃醋啦", "target": "我喜欢喝醋" }, { "source": "我喜欢喝醋", "target": "哈哈那我多给你买点慢慢喝" }, { "source": "哈哈那我多给你买点慢慢喝", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "为撒牛骨头没看到你", "target": "刚吃回来" }, { "source": "痛,是一种钙能让我们长久地挺立苦,是一味药能让我们顽强地支撑如果觉得命运不公那是因为心狭隘了心窄了,前方的路必然也会窄——雨佳", "target": "周末愉快" }, { "source": "周末愉快", "target": "谢谢,同好同乐" }, { "source": "我能骗你么,来吧", "target": "你做完ppt了么!你都失业了我好意思去蹭饭么!" }, { "source": "你做完ppt了么!你都失业了我好意思去蹭饭么!", "target": "失业了在家吃几年还是没问题的,来吧,想吃啥" }, { "source": "失业了在家吃几年还是没问题的,来吧,想吃啥", "target": "冰!淇!淋!" }, { "source": "小黑裙好闻的哩", "target": "是哇,很好闻哒,香香哒" }, { "source": "是哇,很好闻哒,香香哒", "target": "比较甜美" }, { "source": "比较甜美", "target": "是哇" }, { "source": "要是长记性那就不是小姑娘就不可爱了", "target": "哇,可以可以。你这套路满分。" }, { "source": "哇,可以可以。你这套路满分。", "target": "能博你一笑就满足了" }, { "source": "能博你一笑就满足了", "target": "兄弟可以的。" }, { "source": "午安~", "target": "嗯。" }, { "source": "王者荣耀没有无限可能了,这次健康系统弄丢了一堆16.17的玩家留下一堆小学生", "target": "1617好好备战高考不好吗" }, { "source": "记住我的话,不要担心,", "target": "大哲学家" }, { "source": "大哲学家", "target": "导师" }, { "source": "谢谢赞喔", "target": "不用谢" }, { "source": "我每年都做桂花蜜,总是下来新的旧的还没吃完。话说用来做点心调馅味道很浓。", "target": "各种糊一吃就撑死了" }, { "source": "各种糊一吃就撑死了", "target": "哈哈,不用担心会饿肚子。" }, { "source": "好可爱的宝宝", "target": "真的嘛" }, { "source": "怎么买票?", "target": "当天就可以买" }, { "source": "美妞,想你们", "target": "花花花!啥时候回来咱们聚起来!" }, { "source": "花花花!啥时候回来咱们聚起来!", "target": "我也想回去等我" }, { "source": "真会装那些戏精,还搜琅琊榜看下集预报,呵呵哒,你搜琅琊榜哪门子下集预报啊,全集早播完3年了,,,", "target": "哈哈,风起长林这个名字白取了,几乎没人知道" }, { "source": "这个小木屋都是童话里的故事", "target": "嘿嘿幻想一下" }, { "source": "回哪里啊!", "target": "福州咯,刚刚看你发吃的,我肚子都叫了!" }, { "source": "福州咯,刚刚看你发吃的,我肚子都叫了!", "target": "故意诱惑那些还没吃饭的…" }, { "source": "故意诱惑那些还没吃饭的…", "target": "坏人,我现在就很饿,回家还有两三个小时!" }, { "source": "坏人,我现在就很饿,回家还有两三个小时!", "target": "就是这么坏…" }, { "source": "就是这么坏…", "target": "下次等你饿的时候我也诱惑下你!" }, { "source": "你就叫作业,苦毛", "target": "我们周六日全天课耶!!" }, { "source": "失恋了么", "target": "显然没恋过!" }, { "source": "正想找你借包包配、", "target": "我想买包感觉出门没包用不是太小就是不实用" }, { "source": "我想买包感觉出门没包用不是太小就是不实用", "target": "嗯呐、在网上看又没看到独特点的、又没时间去外面看、" }, { "source": "嗯呐、在网上看又没看到独特点的、又没时间去外面看、", "target": "到外面去看寻找灵感然后再上网" }, { "source": "哈哈这个城隍爷也是一丝不苟的坐着", "target": "可以说是,很敬业啦" }, { "source": "你是谁", "target": "你再说一遍" }, { "source": "又发春啦?", "target": "你才发春啊" }, { "source": "我昨晚梦见你要到我家来睡结果住不下", "target": "我本来想来的,真的,我一个人在寝室有点怕,两点才睡着,早上醒了被子又掉地下了。呜呜。" }, { "source": "牡丹相机好好看", "target": "那你入" }, { "source": "生活档次提高了喔!", "target": "生活是必须要越来越好的" }, { "source": "你回家吧,", "target": "你搞笑吧" }, { "source": "你搞笑吧", "target": "哈哈," }, { "source": "德庄的确实不错我吃过它的火锅底料", "target": "我们买吧!" }, { "source": "杠精:我为你好不领情就算了还骂我博主真是玻璃心", "target": "杠精是啥意思啊" }, { "source": "感情真的随缘吗", "target": "其实感情这个东西吧它不随缘喜欢的话那就一定不要犹豫哦要不然到头心痛的竟是自己" }, { "source": "每天挥汗如雨", "target": "我都热死了,何况你啊" }, { "source": "有些人一旦错过了真的是谢天谢地", "target": "怎么说话的" }, { "source": "我还没睡!我觉得我可能不需要睡了", "target": "太好了,我也没睡" }, { "source": "太好了,我也没睡", "target": "把你的床搬来我们三个打游戏" }, { "source": "把你的床搬来我们三个打游戏", "target": "服气我刚换了被子,贼舒服,我怕我睡了明天起不来" }, { "source": "现在晚上经常要上课运动量都没以前多了。。", "target": "这已经很厉害了吖你还想跑多少" }, { "source": "这已经很厉害了吖你还想跑多少", "target": "一周也就跑一次你有时间了也要动起来~" }, { "source": "快来看我", "target": "我忘了六号有课。所以我七号去杭州哦" }, { "source": "每次上课老师说大家好,都有人在下面接,我是渣渣辉", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "新年快乐哦~想死你了", "target": "好喜欢你哦怎么破~" }, { "source": "好喜欢你哦怎么破~", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈那就爱我一万年吧吧吧~" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈哈那就爱我一万年吧吧吧~", "target": "哈哈哈你是要唱爱你一万年给我吗~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你是要唱爱你一万年给我吗~", "target": "你第一个打电话来就唱给你听" }, { "source": "部长为甚么我什么工作都没有好寂寞哦", "target": "因为有惊。。不懂喜不喜在等着你们。" }, { "source": "说实话我还没有梦见过呢希望今晚与珊姐梦里见哦", "target": "梦过太多次。话说,没有小时候梦见她那么熟那么亲了" }, { "source": "梦过太多次。话说,没有小时候梦见她那么熟那么亲了", "target": "赐予我力量今晚梦见" }, { "source": "宜将剩勇追穷寇", "target": "看热闹不怕事大" }, { "source": "有些情况下要么陌生人要么恋人", "target": "不温不火的朋友是做不成了" }, { "source": "哇眼睛真的尖,刚用不久,感觉挺好用的诶", "target": "我从年初就开始关注这个鼠标,我喜欢那个飞行员的,你的这个是大猩猩吧。" }, { "source": "一双发现美(你)的眼睛", "target": "被撩到了" }, { "source": "饭菜很丰富诶,环境也很美诶,真羡慕", "target": "非常好" }, { "source": "这里送今天刚发布的小米MIX2S,想要的双手举高高", "target": "很强势" }, { "source": "我刚睡醒", "target": "你们真幸福" }, { "source": "你们真幸福", "target": "你呢" }, { "source": "你呢", "target": "我想睡懒觉" }, { "source": "我想睡懒觉", "target": "看球去" }, { "source": "看球去", "target": "你去主场看踢鲁能?有票?" }, { "source": "你去主场看踢鲁能?有票?", "target": "没票不能门口买么" }, { "source": "没票不能门口买么", "target": "能买到票?不是也号称一票难求吗?" }, { "source": "能买到票?不是也号称一票难求吗?", "target": "一场联赛这么难?" }, { "source": "一场联赛这么难?", "target": "我猜的" }, { "source": "我猜的", "target": "去不去去不去" }, { "source": "去不去去不去", "target": "咋去" }, { "source": "咋去", "target": "你有时间去么" }, { "source": "你有时间去么", "target": "一般都买多少钱的票" }, { "source": "一般都买多少钱的票", "target": "100吧" }, { "source": "100吧", "target": "你俩聊的真热闹…去看了吗到底" }, { "source": "涨知识", "target": "到杭州了吗" }, { "source": "到杭州了吗", "target": "在上海候车中" }, { "source": "爱你我的宝宝", "target": "感觉你的照片比我的还多" }, { "source": "感觉你的照片比我的还多", "target": "我一会儿再补发" }, { "source": "关晓彤最丑", "target": "你最美?" }, { "source": "好萎靡的花呀哈哈", "target": "晒晒太阳就精神了!" }, { "source": "考完试你就浪", "target": "老实呆着,没浪呢" }, { "source": "95年的抱紧我", "target": "95年去年毕业直接工作马上要满一年怀念校园无忧无虑的生活" }, { "source": "95年去年毕业直接工作马上要满一年怀念校园无忧无虑的生活", "target": "同一段位" }, { "source": "啥时候能把字打对", "target": "这叫个人风格" }, { "source": "振海兄又不去上课!", "target": "是你被骗了" }, { "source": "是你被骗了", "target": "你又知" }, { "source": "你还好吗?", "target": "吃完就好了" }, { "source": "吃完就好了", "target": "再来2盒贝小心爆痘" }, { "source": "你是富二代啊", "target": "没你本家厉害" }, { "source": "加油!你真的已经很棒了!永远为你骄傲!", "target": "你怎么在这" }, { "source": "画一个新工作要加油哟。话说万圣节到底是哪天", "target": "哈哈明天明天估计又要加班了" }, { "source": "哈哈明天明天估计又要加班了", "target": "这样啊心疼抱抱" }, { "source": "老公肾好宠幸谁", "target": "就你啦今晚别跑" }, { "source": "就你啦今晚别跑", "target": "不跑拖家带口陪你睡觉" }, { "source": "不跑拖家带口陪你睡觉", "target": "哈哈哈拿儿子睡中间不你可以走了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈拿儿子睡中间不你可以走了", "target": "我就这么被无情的抛弃了我明天再来" }, { "source": "古籍修复天下第一好不啦我要上热门", "target": "这个好厉害想问读这个有什么要求吗" }, { "source": "这个好厉害想问读这个有什么要求吗", "target": "没什么要求吧,不过我们专业只招江苏省内的" }, { "source": "没什么要求吧,不过我们专业只招江苏省内的", "target": "为什么啊" }, { "source": "看打车票为毛线?帮着报销吗?", "target": "看我们成本" }, { "source": "看我们成本", "target": "给他看毛线!" }, { "source": "我涛好帅!", "target": "你也帅呀" }, { "source": "成都多美人", "target": "都是我的菜" }, { "source": "一年半载", "target": "有文化" }, { "source": "你想艾特谁呢", "target": "费费明白就好了。" }, { "source": "费费明白就好了。", "target": "我猜是那个谁" }, { "source": "又有小音音的皂片,没我们,擦评", "target": "爱你爱你" }, { "source": "我明天...我的154天..", "target": "加油^0^~" }, { "source": "我在滨海模式玩到两个光明之塔哟。", "target": "我弱爆了" }, { "source": "你真幸福", "target": "为什么??难道你吃不下饭?" }, { "source": "为什么??难道你吃不下饭?", "target": "我吃不够……" }, { "source": "我吃不够……", "target": "难道一直在吃??" }, { "source": "难道一直在吃??", "target": "别拐弯抹角的损我啊" }, { "source": "恭喜陈大V代表漯河网友参加活动", "target": "低调" }, { "source": "家里有老鼠???", "target": "没有,宿舍,我现在已经在学校了~" }, { "source": "没有,宿舍,我现在已经在学校了~", "target": "开学那么早?" }, { "source": "你是武汉的吗?", "target": "不是啊" }, { "source": "桃花开了拍起来", "target": "不是吧看着好像樱花" }, { "source": "跪求鹿少女资源", "target": "我有" }, { "source": "我有", "target": "我有两部求换" }, { "source": "小姨不错", "target": "俊女女吧" }, { "source": "俊女女吧", "target": "嗯是了。。剩下的你懂的" }, { "source": "嗯是了。。剩下的你懂的", "target": "不懂" }, { "source": "你还喜欢看足球???", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "心疼自己,去了全是人,没看到,哇的一声哭出声来", "target": "乖,不哭啦" }, { "source": "帅楚说什么都是对的,你打他想干嘛", "target": "你应该向着我" }, { "source": "现在有葡萄摘了吗?想和朋友去", "target": "现在还没有,到这个月底会有些成熟的" }, { "source": "终于等来了这一天!老胡还有希望", "target": "说得好偷偷赞一波" }, { "source": "说得好偷偷赞一波", "target": "我的初心那是,不奢望在一起,能再次合作我也抱着希望啊啊啊" }, { "source": "我的初心那是,不奢望在一起,能再次合作我也抱着希望啊啊啊", "target": "我也是我也是" }, { "source": "没到时候呢毕业论文都没答辩还有心思难过", "target": "导师都不理我,我明天回家了。" }, { "source": "导师都不理我,我明天回家了。", "target": "导师会在最后一个礼拜理你的然后让你熬夜改" }, { "source": "呵呵我和包最近没啥缘分我不在他就更", "target": "==囧~~~是有点哈~" }, { "source": "==囧~~~是有点哈~", "target": "恩恩也没之前那么积极了" }, { "source": "一觉醒来跟做了一场梦一样,什么都没了", "target": "太垃圾了" }, { "source": "我的公众号今天也刷了一天哈哈哈哈心疼", "target": "考完后我的决定就是放弃去念语言班哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "准备去哪?", "target": "去能申请的上的" }, { "source": "闪光灯补个光", "target": "太暗了是吗?" }, { "source": "真幸福呀", "target": "你在武网吧辛苦了哟" }, { "source": "你在武网吧辛苦了哟", "target": "还好还好,武网挺体贴我们的" }, { "source": "还好还好,武网挺体贴我们的", "target": "哈哈真棒" }, { "source": "哈哈真棒", "target": "我还不知道你是哪个专业了?" }, { "source": "独食很美味", "target": "吃独食总会比平常更开心" }, { "source": "哇~泡一次汤可以年轻7岁,请让我一直泡在汤里吧", "target": "太贪心啦!" }, { "source": "你真的很爱拍照啊", "target": "在3D影像展不拍照不是浪费门票钱嘛" }, { "source": "在3D影像展不拍照不是浪费门票钱嘛", "target": "是呐是呐~" }, { "source": "贤哥我爱你明天等你!另:南宁今天很热但天气预报说明天会降温", "target": "降温就太好了!不然我会被烤熟的" }, { "source": "你这是在诱导我文艺么······明天去剪头发?", "target": "这个可以有~虽然我今天才洗的头发。。。" }, { "source": "这个可以有~虽然我今天才洗的头发。。。", "target": "那我明天到时候短信你~?" }, { "source": "那我明天到时候短信你~?", "target": "好~早点哈~" }, { "source": "杯子里是咖啡?", "target": "茶……" }, { "source": "茶……", "target": "左边的是巧克力?" }, { "source": "还不读书?", "target": "还不刷作业?" }, { "source": "《你是最好的自己》砸过去了,收到了吗。", "target": "哈,接到,差点儿砸脑袋。" }, { "source": "你怎么能这么潇洒", "target": "我们出去艺术考察哈哈" }, { "source": "口亨口亨只用这种时候才会温柔对我", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你知道就好了回来让我好好埋汰埋汰你都想你了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你知道就好了回来让我好好埋汰埋汰你都想你了", "target": "见你一面可是不容易啊" }, { "source": "见你一面可是不容易啊", "target": "就算寒假见不到下学期我也不是不回去了还有毕业答辩呢乖" }, { "source": "就算寒假见不到下学期我也不是不回去了还有毕业答辩呢乖", "target": "好的我会珍惜" }, { "source": "谁叫你不带伞", "target": "开车带毛伞啊!" }, { "source": "开车带毛伞啊!", "target": "谁让你不涂防晒霜" }, { "source": "谁让你不涂防晒霜", "target": "我防晒霜早就用完了" }, { "source": "我在等着考试呢", "target": "你是不是要穿越了" }, { "source": "你是不是要穿越了", "target": "孔双鱼,请开始你的幻想" }, { "source": "孔双鱼,请开始你的幻想", "target": "欲知后事如何,请听下回分解" }, { "source": "酱我两个月下20现在出腹肌了皮一下嘻嘻嘻嘻", "target": "爱心~" }, { "source": "你美", "target": "哈哈哈谢谢你更美" }, { "source": "又背着我勾搭女人", "target": "不主动不拒绝不要脸不负责除了对你" }, { "source": "今天开心吗21岁的小房", "target": "开心的" }, { "source": "突然觉得我是真滴胖傻了", "target": "啊别咯别信别人发的照片哈哈" }, { "source": "啊别咯别信别人发的照片哈哈", "target": "那我是信了我的称重机一个月了" }, { "source": "那我是信了我的称重机一个月了", "target": "你50kg哪胖了??我可57了" }, { "source": "回复一下就更开心了晚安郭老师我也姓郭一家人", "target": "我也姓郭" }, { "source": "我也姓郭", "target": "一家人" }, { "source": "说话要用脑子", "target": "情商低怎么办" }, { "source": "发发日常啊……虽然不知道你是叔还是啥", "target": "93,到了叔叔的年纪了" }, { "source": "93,到了叔叔的年纪了", "target": "哇~感觉像83!" }, { "source": "帝都今天蓝天白云,美不胜收吧,还有人也美哈", "target": "对啊今儿天气一级棒!让人愉悦~" }, { "source": "对啊今儿天气一级棒!让人愉悦~", "target": "确实是,好天气,好心情" }, { "source": "所以把我们公司飞机全弄到东南机坪去了…就是为了给各大客航腾地方", "target": "O3?" }, { "source": "O3?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "据研究表明很多男生会因为不能忍受女朋友的脾气而分手,这其中存在误区,很多男生都没有女朋友。", "target": "内容引起不适举报了" }, { "source": "我们明明好可爱想喝你的汤", "target": "最可爱了" }, { "source": "灌倒我多没意思多没挑战难度呀~~", "target": "可是灌倒你好玩啊~~各种有趣啊~~哈哈~~" }, { "source": "可是灌倒你好玩啊~~各种有趣啊~~哈哈~~", "target": "哼哼" }, { "source": "点点你有没有猿题库的那两本书", "target": "哪两本" }, { "source": "以后有机会见到。去厦门你要请吃饭", "target": "快快来" }, { "source": "快快来", "target": "很快" }, { "source": "可爱!", "target": "朋友的狗狗,特乖,还会自己打车" }, { "source": "朋友的狗狗,特乖,还会自己打车", "target": "天啊!比赵小灰智商高八百倍!" }, { "source": "天啊!比赵小灰智商高八百倍!", "target": "嘴里叼着东西的时候,不认识的人根本抢不走的。还会自己买火腿肠吃特别逆天。据说金毛1岁以前是魔鬼,1岁以后就是天使了,特别善解人意。小时候爱啃东西,到处折腾。长大了就特别乖。" }, { "source": "追男人去了!", "target": "作为我这样的,追男生脸皮不要太厚哦,还能紧张?" }, { "source": "大哥在上请受小弟一拜", "target": "服了" }, { "source": "看你这次戒烟能坚持多久", "target": "之前根本没正经戒过,这次已经戒成了,相信我,不复吸" }, { "source": "之前根本没正经戒过,这次已经戒成了,相信我,不复吸", "target": "那得赌点啥啊这么稳赢的机会" }, { "source": "那得赌点啥啊这么稳赢的机会", "target": "你说。我听听" }, { "source": "说句实话诶,秒拍好像真的把你眼睛放大了,哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "我说的吧!真的好像变大了" }, { "source": "谢谢克宝贝!爱你!", "target": "生日快乐,大妹子" }, { "source": "生日快乐,大妹子", "target": "谢谢二姐" }, { "source": "哇偶,居然在一个地方,旅途愉快哦!", "target": "你也是" }, { "source": "我现在喝浓的都会想吐喝它纯属因为心情会很好也是不叽道为毛线……你不上课吗", "target": "我已经乖乖的删了…我发是因为我不知道为啥要删" }, { "source": "我已经乖乖的删了…我发是因为我不知道为啥要删", "target": "233333不能让这波成为众人皆知" }, { "source": "233333不能让这波成为众人皆知", "target": "可我已经截屏了" }, { "source": "看你这不淑女的样子。你去厦门玩几天啊", "target": "周末晚上回啊" }, { "source": "总觉得你成长的道路上出现了什么事故", "target": "被你吓到了" }, { "source": "今天生日?国历的?恭喜恭喜~", "target": "农历" }, { "source": "农历", "target": "农历请吃饭。国历又要请吃饭。" }, { "source": "农历请吃饭。国历又要请吃饭。", "target": "好说好说" }, { "source": "新年快乐,妹", "target": "新年快乐" }, { "source": "为啥要挽着胳膊", "target": "那片子,好像有点恐怖。我害怕。" }, { "source": "眉毛画的不行啊", "target": "哦美不美" }, { "source": "今天和嘉庚学长撸串他说到你们级男生经常带他们去喝酒", "target": "话说你每晚都这么晚睡?" }, { "source": "我的充电宝不知道被谁偷去了。。。", "target": "毛总和你一样。。。毛总的被我活生生的抢来了。。。。" }, { "source": "毛总和你一样。。。毛总的被我活生生的抢来了。。。。", "target": "我了怎么莫名其妙的就倒了,早上醒来,充电宝不见了,那爱心牌的羊毛衫也不见了,裤子莫名其妙的划了个口子。" }, { "source": "大器晚成", "target": "是年轻时没啥出息的委婉表达吗" }, { "source": "努力努力你行的医生大人", "target": "你也好好混,以后找你玩,可要请我吃大餐哦" }, { "source": "春天不会远了吧。", "target": "不会的" }, { "source": "这样的男朋友给我来一打", "target": "你要一打干啥呀?" }, { "source": "冷还吃冰棍,很敬业了", "target": "这是我最后的倔强了" }, { "source": "这是我最后的倔强了", "target": "了不起!" }, { "source": "这什么娃娃这么贵", "target": "美结猪!" }, { "source": "美结猪!", "target": "哈哈哈哈我都不知道了。现在逛商场我就是吃吃吃" }, { "source": "115礼包不存在", "target": "我看的360云盘的都有啊" }, { "source": "我看的360云盘的都有啊", "target": "粤语吗" }, { "source": "东哥没到满分不高兴了啊", "target": "是噢。" }, { "source": "无下巴", "target": "嗯哼" }, { "source": "2017快乐每一天", "target": "一起快乐" }, { "source": "我在乎过你。", "target": "菜菜好!" }, { "source": "菜菜好!", "target": "还不休息?" }, { "source": "你看看我", "target": "互相取暖" }, { "source": "互相取暖", "target": "我被关小黑屋了吧" }, { "source": "我被关小黑屋了吧", "target": "可能小黑屋都没有你的位置了" }, { "source": "再淘气拉黑你", "target": "你做不到的" }, { "source": "你做不到的", "target": "那你拉黑我吧" }, { "source": "之前的一个包包质量很差,宁愿你贵一点把质量提上去。", "target": "对啊有些棉麻的本来就很薄的" }, { "source": "欣赏到另一种风格的文字。哈哈,没想到最后还赶时髦来了句欧耶,看来今儿是真高兴,心情大好啊!", "target": "以前经常写这种体现在写的少了" }, { "source": "期待艺兴", "target": "期待期待哇" }, { "source": "每个人有自己的评判标准,也许他从收入等方面判断。但不管怎么说这都是层主的问题,而你是反而攻击演员。", "target": "这是跟金主彻底告别了?" }, { "source": "这是跟金主彻底告别了?", "target": "请问她的金主到底是谁呢" }, { "source": "审美不同怎么做朋友?!", "target": "???你觉得不好看????" }, { "source": "???你觉得不好看????", "target": "你确定不是在心计晒裙子?" }, { "source": "我们并不是生在一个和平的年代,而是生在一个和平的国家。", "target": "突然感觉我好幸福啊" }, { "source": "你们公司还缺人吗", "target": "这是酒店房间送的花不是公司" }, { "source": "这是酒店房间送的花不是公司", "target": "我关心的是房间…" }, { "source": "我关心的是房间…", "target": "这周住宿是挺满意的,不过下周就不一定啦" }, { "source": "这周住宿是挺满意的,不过下周就不一定啦", "target": "应该也不会差很多吧,你们工作忙嘛" }, { "source": "应该也不会差很多吧,你们工作忙嘛", "target": "嗯工作时间是没什么休息的,但工作完之后就随便耍了" }, { "source": "西安也这么冷?", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "衣服粘了一身雪我还打伞了", "target": "所以还不如我不打伞??哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "要换工作了吗", "target": "嗯嗯但还是在银行" }, { "source": "嗯嗯但还是在银行", "target": "到哪个银行啦?" }, { "source": "我们家仙人掌特别恐怖,长出来心得了,好吓人.", "target": "切可爱的人的仙人掌也会可爱滴,,,," }, { "source": "切可爱的人的仙人掌也会可爱滴,,,,", "target": "晚上给你一个人扔大街上,绝对不迟疑." }, { "source": "晚上给你一个人扔大街上,绝对不迟疑.", "target": "哼哼人家会找到回家的路的" }, { "source": "哼哼人家会找到回家的路的", "target": "鬼信,只有聪明小孩才会,你就歇菜把。" }, { "source": "鬼信,只有聪明小孩才会,你就歇菜把。", "target": "咱们宿舍你是公认脑子反应倒数第二慢的呢" }, { "source": "咱们宿舍你是公认脑子反应倒数第二慢的呢", "target": "你说的是我反映快的意思把啊哈哈哈" }, { "source": "肚子痛", "target": "找老熊" }, { "source": "好棒棒…活该,不给我吃", "target": "不给你就不给你" }, { "source": "不给你就不给你", "target": "我还不吃呢……8090榛果奶茶去" }, { "source": "请帮我订一套黑色的", "target": "只剩饕餮绿了" }, { "source": "乌龟也叫??", "target": "它不是叫,它是扒拉盆里面的石头,来回的在盆里划拉" }, { "source": "它不是叫,它是扒拉盆里面的石头,来回的在盆里划拉", "target": "你放几块砖头,看它还怎么搬" }, { "source": "多看看别人学的准备准备机经", "target": "好的!也是被写作愁死了" }, { "source": "求换!", "target": "没出息的!你敢自己买一个吗?惦记我手机半年了要!" }, { "source": "今天打电话说了真是注意点儿", "target": "昨天晚上他和明明去找我了,结果这闹的,打针胳膊可疼了" }, { "source": "昨天晚上他和明明去找我了,结果这闹的,打针胳膊可疼了", "target": "我让他买好吃的去看你" }, { "source": "启程回京", "target": "从一个没有我的地方回到另一个没有我的地方" }, { "source": "从一个没有我的地方回到另一个没有我的地方", "target": "可是我的心里有你一直都在" }, { "source": "可是我的心里有你一直都在", "target": "哦!!" }, { "source": "叔,生日快乐。", "target": "今天不和你斗嘴~" }, { "source": "今天不和你斗嘴~", "target": "我又没招你惹你。" }, { "source": "我又没招你惹你。", "target": "我乐意" }, { "source": "重庆是拉拉之城", "target": "重庆的确是好地方妹子也很乖" }, { "source": "重庆的确是好地方妹子也很乖", "target": "嗯,确实素质高。毕竟一天到晚都得爬坡上坎。。。" }, { "source": "十月以来长了四斤", "target": "没事这才是个开始哈哈哈每年夏天以前我的体重增长我都拦不住" }, { "source": "没事这才是个开始哈哈哈每年夏天以前我的体重增长我都拦不住", "target": "我也是夏天自动就减了" }, { "source": "我也是夏天自动就减了", "target": "我细想一哈发现还是不一样你是瘦和更瘦" }, { "source": "我细想一哈发现还是不一样你是瘦和更瘦", "target": "么有我真的胖肉多" }, { "source": "你还穷?", "target": "都快没钱过年了" }, { "source": "都快没钱过年了", "target": "别逗" }, { "source": "我只心疼我自己,跑来跑去太累了", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。你应该说帅的人已经在跑的路上了。" }, { "source": "打什么电话?我也想买", "target": "400-711-7112" }, { "source": "400-711-7112", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "寂寞有时可以让我们反思一些事情,会看得更清楚。。。呵呵", "target": "说的对啊!确实如此。" }, { "source": "颜高任性", "target": "来来来看我现在脸坑坑洼洼的" }, { "source": "这雪下的好飘逸噢", "target": "呵呵雪下得大了点儿" }, { "source": "这围巾好熟悉啊", "target": "艺歆的" }, { "source": "艺歆的", "target": "你们出去约会了啊" }, { "source": "入党积极分子", "target": "跟党走不回头!" }, { "source": "我肚子疼", "target": "快生了吧" }, { "source": "掩耳盗铃", "target": "充……" }, { "source": "充……", "target": "啥??" }, { "source": "果然穿冬装了我的萌", "target": "哈哈哈哈好冷啊!冬天到了!" }, { "source": "我较着你应该穿晚礼", "target": "叫我刘助" }, { "source": "北服的吗?", "target": "浙理工" }, { "source": "浙理工", "target": "很好头像是你本人吗?" }, { "source": "大热天的吃火锅", "target": "哈哈气氛的呢" }, { "source": "还没见到本尊呢。", "target": "来见见我。" }, { "source": "来见见我。", "target": "怎么见?" }, { "source": "怎么见?", "target": "你说呗" }, { "source": "你说呗", "target": "就喊你做饭给我们吃。厨娘。" }, { "source": "就喊你做饭给我们吃。厨娘。", "target": "好嘛,等小李回来噻。噶要得" }, { "source": "好嘛,等小李回来噻。噶要得", "target": "要得要得。" }, { "source": "你纹的是右胳膊吧", "target": "左胳膊" }, { "source": "东极总忘不了那里的傻鱼一竿下去上来好几条还有硕大的生蚝...", "target": "那么厉害啊,我们这边昨天去大半天一条鱼都没有,纯喂鱼去的" }, { "source": "那么厉害啊,我们这边昨天去大半天一条鱼都没有,纯喂鱼去的", "target": "大概是傻的都被钓走了剩下的学聪明了" }, { "source": "大概是傻的都被钓走了剩下的学聪明了", "target": "现在人多了" }, { "source": "我胖了六斤呜呜", "target": "减肥真难根本忍不住嘴" }, { "source": "我能申请p下腿你再传么。跟你的一般粗!简直了!!!!!!!什!么!鬼!", "target": "粗点儿敦实" }, { "source": "拔拔人家被禁言好伤心", "target": "让你蹦哒禁言了吧" }, { "source": "给你理由换6s", "target": "但是它又好了" }, { "source": "我们可以一起去跑步", "target": "我想看着你运动" }, { "source": "带我去撩妹", "target": "不行我会吃醋的" }, { "source": "你这个脸大的一眼就看到漂亮的妳", "target": "这……什么鬼啊" }, { "source": "有个猪在瞅你", "target": "你为啥看我" }, { "source": "一个人是好的别人打电话是应当厌烦的一直秉承着这种方式活着但是也考虑了自己的自私甚至明白了自己的自私我想要一个人呆着甚至在谈话途中一个人转身都是对于自己合理对于别人不合理的事情但是还是想做自己还是没有长大喔", "target": "想想也是难过活了二十多年了一直没意识到自己已经是个需要负责人的成年人了" }, { "source": "遇不到", "target": "嗯嗯、怎么办!去帝国大厦" }, { "source": "张艺兴最帅了,最酷,最有实力", "target": "嗯嗯有实力" }, { "source": "居然想要打晕我", "target": "哦!" }, { "source": "那辆车每天都停在同一个位置吗", "target": "这都被你发现了啊" }, { "source": "6毛线,心累,专家,怎么治疗失眠", "target": "你失眠是因为没人陪你睡" }, { "source": "你失眠是因为没人陪你睡", "target": "你给推荐一个" }, { "source": "你给推荐一个", "target": "看上哪个我去帮你撩" }, { "source": "最近浙江江苏这边会有降温我这还有雨你休息点呀!", "target": "我今天在乌镇冻死辣" }, { "source": "我今天在乌镇冻死辣", "target": "这几天都降温你多穿点这边湿冷" }, { "source": "这几天都降温你多穿点这边湿冷", "target": "恩恩我把最厚的都穿上了" }, { "source": "我带你狗狗", "target": "调戏我?" }, { "source": "调戏我?", "target": "哪敢哟" }, { "source": "哪敢哟", "target": "调皮〜" }, { "source": "这猫吓我", "target": "这看了简直让人发慌!太恐怖了" }, { "source": "我朋友问有枚网店", "target": "汗,暂时木有啊,在考虑中" }, { "source": "我今天刚考完,被逮了,但后来我坚持写了下去!呵呵", "target": "你那有事儿没?我们明天考,据说也可严" }, { "source": "你失去了我", "target": "为啥子?" }, { "source": "现在是你吓着我了,应当是你帮我压压惊!请我吃大餐", "target": "也得我的大餐就是早上肠粉10碟" }, { "source": "也得我的大餐就是早上肠粉10碟", "target": "我最多只能吃一碟多一点" }, { "source": "我最多只能吃一碟多一点", "target": "那好吧就给你两碟吧哈哈" }, { "source": "那好吧就给你两碟吧哈哈", "target": "话说我还在新丰噢!现在" }, { "source": "话说我还在新丰噢!现在", "target": "话说我还在花都哦哈哈" }, { "source": "话说我还在花都哦哈哈", "target": "在开泥头车?" }, { "source": "嘿嘿欢迎回归大灵溪", "target": "摆两桌为朕接风" }, { "source": "摆两桌为朕接风", "target": "诺。遵命。皇上想点啥啊" }, { "source": "原来你是个混血儿。", "target": "混哪和哪?" }, { "source": "混哪和哪?", "target": "大家是谁?" }, { "source": "大家是谁?", "target": "群里的人啊" }, { "source": "群里的人啊", "target": "这群里还有人吗?" }, { "source": "已经放假了!羡慕嫉妒恨", "target": "可就我放假别人都没放假赶上春运又哪也去不了没意思..." }, { "source": "可就我放假别人都没放假赶上春运又哪也去不了没意思...", "target": "好歹能睡几天懒觉" }, { "source": "好歹能睡几天懒觉", "target": "这倒是还不用纠结于堵车的烦恼了" }, { "source": "有没有那个女…朋友…", "target": "你的小仙女来了" }, { "source": "你的小仙女来了", "target": "来呀来呀" }, { "source": "小鱼鱼怎么了", "target": "被玩坏了〜" }, { "source": "原来你是这样保持好心情的现在是不是土肥圆啊", "target": "胖了不少,不过我正在减肥中" }, { "source": "思思是寄宿的么?", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "你现在在武汉那里?我担心这样下去猫会支撑不到明天早上,如果近的话你现在把猫装好送来医院我们现在也赶去医院加班做手术,赶紧取出来!", "target": "我寝室11点关门...我出去晚上就回不来了" }, { "source": "我寝室11点关门...我出去晚上就回不来了", "target": "你在武汉哪里?我可以过来接猫!就看我电动车电够不够?" }, { "source": "不要去试,珍藏的表情包都没了,别手残。", "target": "添加到表情包上限然后可以恢复" }, { "source": "带饭吧叔叔", "target": "公司没微波炉啊,没办法啊" }, { "source": "公司没微波炉啊,没办法啊", "target": "可以跟行政提一下么" }, { "source": "可以跟行政提一下么", "target": "公司规定严禁在办公区域吃饭,这行政买的话不是打自己脸么" }, { "source": "老大,以后要向你多多请教了.因为俺不看环法.", "target": "我也不看的,谢谢关注,欢迎咨询~~~" }, { "source": "我也不看的,谢谢关注,欢迎咨询~~~", "target": "....那你是网上传闻的赛事明星搜索小引擎?" }, { "source": "....那你是网上传闻的赛事明星搜索小引擎?", "target": "职业自行车专业数据播报" }, { "source": "职业自行车专业数据播报", "target": "原来还有专业名词.见识了.见识了." }, { "source": "原来还有专业名词.见识了.见识了.", "target": "你们车店卖骑行台吗?" }, { "source": "你们车店卖骑行台吗?", "target": "不卖.有好的推荐?你不是卖水壶的嘛." }, { "source": "你为啥子又没邀请我吃", "target": "没有嘛!" }, { "source": "看见了军训必需品", "target": "那不是重点。重点在于我秀外慧中" }, { "source": "秒赞就是我!虽然我在大物课", "target": "可怕" }, { "source": "可怕", "target": "在讲动量…哎" }, { "source": "你啥时候养的橘猫", "target": "一窝的" }, { "source": "女朋友真漂亮", "target": "娶回来,我有点养不起,不过她会养起我。" }, { "source": "小时候虾片可是奢侈品。。。", "target": "嗯嗯过年才能吃" }, { "source": "嗯嗯过年才能吃", "target": "现在也是啊。。不敢轻易吃吃多了会胖死。。" }, { "source": "现在也是啊。。不敢轻易吃吃多了会胖死。。", "target": "为啥会胖" }, { "source": "坐看云卷云舒", "target": "千年小妖?" }, { "source": "千年小妖?", "target": "是,千年小妖" }, { "source": "是,千年小妖", "target": "道行够深的呀" }, { "source": "离我挺近,我在澜沧", "target": "呵呵有空来玩!" }, { "source": "呵呵有空来玩!", "target": "我来不了啊,管的太严了,你有空来吧" }, { "source": "一个教室杂会这么多学生", "target": "娃娃多哦!难得管阿!" }, { "source": "娃娃多哦!难得管阿!", "target": "杂会这么多阿?" }, { "source": "杂会这么多阿?", "target": "这问题!我咋回答啦!?" }, { "source": "这问题!我咋回答啦!?", "target": "嘿嘿那不回答噢你把你上下班时间给我说" }, { "source": "嘿嘿那不回答噢你把你上下班时间给我说", "target": "你可能进不来诶!上班时间!" }, { "source": "你可能进不来诶!上班时间!", "target": "那你还叫我去看你!" }, { "source": "那你还叫我去看你!", "target": "我们可以出来吃饭!" }, { "source": "我们可以出来吃饭!", "target": "好我请你吃" }, { "source": "好我请你吃", "target": "发错一个表情哦!手太粗。" }, { "source": "发错一个表情哦!手太粗。", "target": "哈哈所以你的手都要求我请" }, { "source": "可惜长兴没有丧茶不然请你喝一杯", "target": "噗谢谢老板" }, { "source": "噗谢谢老板", "target": "负负得正心情就嗨了" }, { "source": "在哪能看见", "target": "在哪都看不见" }, { "source": "卖片什么意思", "target": "你好纯!这都不知道" }, { "source": "你好纯!这都不知道", "target": "能在这地方说吗,我就是麦片的" }, { "source": "能在这地方说吗,我就是麦片的", "target": "我给你介绍几个同行" }, { "source": "我给你介绍几个同行", "target": "我这都是免费的" }, { "source": "珍珠怎么那么贵????", "target": "我也想问哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈谢谢你让我显得没有那么傻" }, { "source": "我也想问哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈谢谢你让我显得没有那么傻", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好丢脸" }, { "source": "这小孩长得挺像王大治", "target": "这是郑丹丹她侄的初恋" }, { "source": "恺哥想合影跟我说下就行啊,没啥磨难", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我想笑" }, { "source": "人家这不成大二的学姐了嘛", "target": "马上就三年了吧。" }, { "source": "马上就三年了吧。", "target": "日子过好快,呜呜,人家还是小孩子啦" }, { "source": "日子过好快,呜呜,人家还是小孩子啦", "target": "恩,你还喝奶吧~" }, { "source": "恩,你还喝奶吧~", "target": "切,还不至于那么小" }, { "source": "切,还不至于那么小", "target": "你老鳖水你里,不窒息啊。" }, { "source": "你老鳖水你里,不窒息啊。", "target": "额,憋水里?" }, { "source": "额,憋水里?", "target": "图像。" }, { "source": "图像。", "target": "哈哈,我是鱼啊" }, { "source": "二专怎么查???", "target": "百合。。" }, { "source": "你也太专业了,,太勤力了,,,好样了!!!!!!!现在响乃做工了>????", "target": "失业中啊!" }, { "source": "失业中啊!", "target": "现在有什么目标,,,想做什么工????" }, { "source": "现在有什么目标,,,想做什么工????", "target": "木有知道呀!有没有好介绍呀、" }, { "source": "酸奶熟了好喝", "target": "牛肉面好吃" }, { "source": "牛肉面好吃", "target": "我今天没吃到正宗牛肉面" }, { "source": "老公老公别生气,明天带你去看戏,你做椅子我坐地,你吃香蕉我吃屁~!", "target": "你喊他老公?呵呵,我算是看透你了" }, { "source": "你喊他老公?呵呵,我算是看透你了", "target": "为什么?" }, { "source": "我其实好奇你用的什么香水", "target": "爱马仕大地" }, { "source": "爱马仕大地", "target": "我就说嘛我也是" }, { "source": "撒子叫我的口头禅下次要好久哦我难过了", "target": "我昨儿才做了下次应该是一个月后吧" }, { "source": "中午好很高兴认识你", "target": "我也是,么么哒" }, { "source": "五一一起开黑吧", "target": "我回温州了" }, { "source": "我回温州了", "target": "开黑语音啊!" }, { "source": "开黑语音啊!", "target": "现在上线我在网吧" }, { "source": "我觉得爱情不重要有错吗", "target": "相比爱情我觉得友情更重要" }, { "source": "真的是……旅游的心情快要被消磨光了。现在在解决回去的事。", "target": "车票买了么" }, { "source": "车票买了么", "target": "还没。一天直达的就一班。重点已经没票了。" }, { "source": "还没。一天直达的就一班。重点已经没票了。", "target": "明天的呢" }, { "source": "明天的呢", "target": "说的就是明天的吖。只有早上八点多的一班。要回去吖。没时间也没钱啦。" }, { "source": "说的就是明天的吖。只有早上八点多的一班。要回去吖。没时间也没钱啦。", "target": "没票了?明天也没有??" }, { "source": "没票了?明天也没有??", "target": "没有。就站票。现在只能选择站12个小时回去了。" }, { "source": "没有。就站票。现在只能选择站12个小时回去了。", "target": "十二小时火车还是动车?买个小凳子吧" }, { "source": "需要我给你枪吗", "target": "非常需要" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "捞呐呐" }, { "source": "捞呐呐", "target": "么么" }, { "source": "脑补你俩逛超市的场景", "target": "大朋友带着小朋友" }, { "source": "大朋友带着小朋友", "target": "配上字:放学了" }, { "source": "配上字:放学了", "target": "别这样" }, { "source": "你家呢狗咋个整啦?", "target": "得细小了" }, { "source": "要结婚了", "target": "哈哈。不是我" }, { "source": "哈哈。不是我", "target": "吓我" }, { "source": "吓我", "target": "淡定淡定。" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢啦,太开心了。" }, { "source": "请问明早八点多的飞机会正常吗", "target": "能飞,但这几天会延误一小会" }, { "source": "能飞,但这几天会延误一小会", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "感谢", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "原来哪都在下雨……", "target": "天气和心情一样塞" }, { "source": "便便怪", "target": "双下巴怪" }, { "source": "谢谢北非的白种人", "target": "看来我们真的不熟呢我的麻麻长得黑黑的,不是你" }, { "source": "你直接搜帖子,关键字宠甜文,然后就有一大推", "target": "好像又好了" }, { "source": "你爱的男子", "target": "并没有理他但他貌似听到我在对他指指点点" }, { "source": "并没有理他但他貌似听到我在对他指指点点", "target": "莫非指指点点的内容是" }, { "source": "你养了只什么狗?", "target": "松狮" }, { "source": "无聊的,", "target": "我也发个去" }, { "source": "我也发个去", "target": "关键他给我同事回复了!" }, { "source": "关键他给我同事回复了!", "target": "再努力" }, { "source": "红果果的得瑟啊", "target": "是的啊哈哈。" }, { "source": "去上善。", "target": "大概是的" }, { "source": "哇整天犯困的朋友你可睡会儿觉吧四点多喂", "target": "哈哈哈醒了又困了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈醒了又困了", "target": "早睡早起噻!!稍微规律点!!!" }, { "source": "一角你好!你激动不用向我汇报,只是你问“总激动吗”呵呵、真心话你激动都应该、祝福一鸣吧", "target": "呵呵" }, { "source": "呵呵", "target": "你没必要呵呵,貌似心虚" }, { "source": "你没必要呵呵,貌似心虚", "target": "对你心虚,还真没必要!" }, { "source": "对你心虚,还真没必要!", "target": "真心希望你是真实不心虚的人,不是对我。你我素不相识真的没必要。" }, { "source": "真心希望你是真实不心虚的人,不是对我。你我素不相识真的没必要。", "target": "你说对了" }, { "source": "你说对了", "target": "我哪有对的时候?" }, { "source": "我哪有对的时候?", "target": "哦,原来你没有对的时候啊" }, { "source": "哦,原来你没有对的时候啊", "target": "常人眼里我对!奇葩眼里我哪有对啊" }, { "source": "常人眼里我对!奇葩眼里我哪有对啊", "target": "所以你就是一个奇葩咯" }, { "source": "所以你就是一个奇葩咯", "target": "这个你错了,奇葩不属于这类型的,不好抢啊" }, { "source": "要吃药", "target": "嗯嗯!一个人在外也要注意身体哦!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!一个人在外也要注意身体哦!", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "还没睡啊", "target": "对啊你还不是没睡" }, { "source": "华为好用吗?", "target": "好用啊" }, { "source": "咬你脸", "target": "那不怕" }, { "source": "羡慕,等一切尘埃落定了,想跟你去旅游,一定很有意思", "target": "没问题!到时候我们在广东玩玩!" }, { "source": "没问题!到时候我们在广东玩玩!", "target": "哈哈哈哈,珠三角" }, { "source": "生日快乐!!!", "target": "哈哈!跑到第4排怎么睡觉…" }, { "source": "哈哈!跑到第4排怎么睡觉…", "target": "我也想着这个问题" }, { "source": "我也想着这个问题", "target": "悲剧…" }, { "source": "你是光你是电你是一个大炮仗我就看过他上过开讲吧那都是正能量爆棚的节目", "target": "你也挺有才哇" }, { "source": "夕阳无限好,只是近黄昏", "target": "最美不过夕阳红" }, { "source": "我不禁要请教你动图是怎么发的了", "target": "嘿嘿,我这个是从别的软件下载下来的,直接发就可以。" }, { "source": "你是贴吧哪个?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "你美图了吗", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "乖,你要听睡美人嘛?我都是啊,因为我昨晚上睡着了。", "target": "……不,睡美人有我一个就够了" }, { "source": "女朋友四", "target": "没有女朋友,快走" }, { "source": "没有女朋友,快走", "target": "就是我女朋友" }, { "source": "说明每爱对人。其实也挺好,经历了就会更成熟", "target": "没看到别人失恋,我觉得我不仅恐婚,我还恐惧恋爱" }, { "source": "没看到别人失恋,我觉得我不仅恐婚,我还恐惧恋爱", "target": "才发现,我要的已经不是轰轰烈烈的爱情,而是一个怎么样也不会离开我的人。" }, { "source": "请问疤痕贵科可以祛么", "target": "可以的哦,是什么原因造成的疤痕呢?也可以打电话预约下,020-89168666面诊医生,医生会给出确切的方案。" }, { "source": "你变了,一大堆表情包,在我不是我认识的那个可爱的淑敏了", "target": "明明表情包只占了十分之一,这样看起来都是表情包我也很无奈啊" }, { "source": "我家泰迪也超怕冷还不爱穿衣服都不知道咋办", "target": "我多宝从小就爱穿衣服因为怕冷会主动要穿圆宝就不爱穿因为它不怕冷不过我觉得只要不感冒生病不穿衣服也没啥我多宝冷到掉鼻涕哈哈幸好2年多没生病过" }, { "source": "我多宝从小就爱穿衣服因为怕冷会主动要穿圆宝就不爱穿因为它不怕冷不过我觉得只要不感冒生病不穿衣服也没啥我多宝冷到掉鼻涕哈哈幸好2年多没生病过", "target": "可是她怕冷啊一直抖但是一给她穿衣服她就咬人。不知道如何是好" }, { "source": "可是她怕冷啊一直抖但是一给她穿衣服她就咬人。不知道如何是好", "target": "是没穿习惯吧凶它一下给穿上穿2次就习惯了衣服还是有用的" }, { "source": "爱国爱家爱师妹么?", "target": "第一是爱党!" }, { "source": "谢谢友!晚上好!", "target": "好友晚间开心如意" }, { "source": "女朋友是车么", "target": "你真是个杠精,没听过这个梗?" }, { "source": "你真是个杠精,没听过这个梗?", "target": "表示也没听过……" }, { "source": "美剧就是太慢了,一周一集,还要跳票~略蛋疼", "target": "我就木有这种烦恼~~我都那么怀旧,我看之前几年的·哈哈哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "我就木有这种烦恼~~我都那么怀旧,我看之前几年的·哈哈哈哈哈~", "target": "情感丰富嘛" }, { "source": "没来过云南吧,欢迎来", "target": "带我玩" }, { "source": "带我玩", "target": "可以啊" }, { "source": "你安静的了吗?哈哈", "target": "你记得当初在夕阳下奔跑吗……" }, { "source": "你记得当初在夕阳下奔跑吗……", "target": "什么时候?" }, { "source": "什么时候?", "target": "因为上课不认真被罚" }, { "source": "我要小裙子,你要给我买小裙子", "target": "你说什么我听不清" }, { "source": "你说什么我听不清", "target": "七云-裙,裙子" }, { "source": "注意身体啦休息一下", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈追星少女都跑韩网控评去了", "target": "平常也不关心,一关心就跑偏" }, { "source": "手办很多的人", "target": "不不不学校心理咨询室的" }, { "source": "你们能长得矮点吗今天洗澡我感觉的我得仰视我旁边那个人", "target": "如果让我瘦我愿意低一点" }, { "source": "宝贝~比太累~伦家会心疼", "target": "心疼开公司养我吭~~" }, { "source": "心疼开公司养我吭~~", "target": "自己都养不起" }, { "source": "你又不难受了是吧", "target": "别人买的我怎么好拒绝" }, { "source": "别人买的我怎么好拒绝", "target": "臭美吧你就" }, { "source": "臭美吧你就", "target": "你来吃啊还有红烧排骨" }, { "source": "刚吃完扁食", "target": "哈哈哈哈,讨厌,我现在好饿" }, { "source": "跳街舞的样子真是摇晃的红酒杯啊哈哈哈哈", "target": "笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "记得吃饭哦吃多多的", "target": "一会吃" }, { "source": "怎么追超害羞的女生", "target": "厚脸皮点" }, { "source": "话唠崔,加油!小仙女给你点儿仙气儿~", "target": "哎呀我的妈呀不要你的仙气扔掉" }, { "source": "亲爱的加油!", "target": "记不住。" }, { "source": "记不住。", "target": "不是开卷的?" }, { "source": "不是开卷的?", "target": "不是啊,我快哭了…" }, { "source": "我为啥要关注你又不需要代打搞不懂", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "你当初就该录下吴校上课全家适用", "target": "好吧其实语文课我最想睡" }, { "source": "好吧其实语文课我最想睡", "target": "语数英我都想睡" }, { "source": "你们都认识真好", "target": "我们也可以认识哒。泥豪。你稀饭酸奶嘛?可是我就是酸奶哎。噗。。。" }, { "source": "我们也可以认识哒。泥豪。你稀饭酸奶嘛?可是我就是酸奶哎。噗。。。", "target": "我稀饭酸奶所以就是我稀饭你吗" }, { "source": "我也想骑车", "target": "想骑那就骑呀" }, { "source": "今天看到严婆婆说要去成都,我恍惚中还觉得你在成都可以来找你。。。", "target": "恍惚中,你还在2013年是吧" }, { "source": "恍惚中,你还在2013年是吧", "target": "对啊我还清晰地记得那大钵爬爬虾还有螺蛳" }, { "source": "你在那儿上班?", "target": "没有去办事" }, { "source": "你几乎去到哪都有当地人作陪……", "target": "有刚认识的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈你永远都是我们家蓉儿", "target": "你永远是我的莎" }, { "source": "你是怎么做到一屏里一个图标都没有的", "target": "就直接全部拖到下面" }, { "source": "我想瘦!!瘦不下来!!", "target": "咳嗽咳瘦。。。。。" }, { "source": "现在都第五代大猩猩玻璃了三星s7", "target": "哈哈哈,莫名想笑。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,莫名想笑。", "target": "你想笑什么,老子是手机工程师懂吗!" }, { "source": "减肥哦", "target": "肚子饿啊!" }, { "source": "貂蝉的逐梦之音大概什么时候反场啊?", "target": "梦里" }, { "source": "梦里", "target": "噗哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你已经很棒了!加油", "target": "已经做的很好了!" }, { "source": "你在清华的!?厉害了一直不知道", "target": "没有啦来看颁奖典礼啊" }, { "source": "没有啦来看颁奖典礼啊", "target": "也是厉害了,我还没去过清华" }, { "source": "也是厉害了,我还没去过清华", "target": "有空来北京玩清华我也是第一次来" }, { "source": "大哥考研如何", "target": "今年先参与一下,明年再继续" }, { "source": "我的AI你要飞了", "target": "要木瓜膏叫我" }, { "source": "要木瓜膏叫我", "target": "木瓜膏是啥" }, { "source": "少吃多动", "target": "~知道啦啦啦啦~" }, { "source": "明天么~", "target": "是啊终于要解放了。。" }, { "source": "脸在哪里", "target": "只给我女朋友看。" }, { "source": "只给我女朋友看。", "target": "我的意思是:你这样说,还要不要脸的?" }, { "source": "我的意思是:你这样说,还要不要脸的?", "target": "我气生病了" }, { "source": "我气生病了", "target": "你跟我绝交吧" }, { "source": "你跟我绝交吧", "target": "我肚量大" }, { "source": "大份好多钱,昨天我们去吃疑是多收了我的", "target": "大分的是158一份" }, { "source": "大分的是158一份", "target": "我们是吃的大份加了一个牛筋,点了点小菜遭了280,你大姐说遭多收了。" }, { "source": "我们是吃的大份加了一个牛筋,点了点小菜遭了280,你大姐说遭多收了。", "target": "牛筋是好多钱一份嘛,我没有吃过" }, { "source": "衣服感觉是C&A的", "target": "是的哈哈" }, { "source": "还没睡", "target": "你也没睡啊" }, { "source": "又怎么了我的大脸杨", "target": "可能只是饿了" }, { "source": "可能只是饿了", "target": "或许我知道是为什么,还是勉为其难的捏下你的大脸脸吧啊" }, { "source": "让你代言人抱走我都给你", "target": "呸!不是抱走是抱我!" }, { "source": "宝呀,别伤感了", "target": "遇不到该遇的人,缘分不够还是" }, { "source": "遇不到该遇的人,缘分不够还是", "target": "一切随缘" }, { "source": "一切随缘", "target": "唉,太累了觉得" }, { "source": "唉,太累了觉得", "target": "你还没玩够?一场说走就走的旅行啊" }, { "source": "你还没玩够?一场说走就走的旅行啊", "target": "其他地方没去过呢,荷包空空的了。。。我在想等我中了500万我就辞职呢到处旅游呢哈哈哈" }, { "source": "其他地方没去过呢,荷包空空的了。。。我在想等我中了500万我就辞职呢到处旅游呢哈哈哈", "target": "把我也带上吧,我抛家弃夫" }, { "source": "把我也带上吧,我抛家弃夫", "target": "你够了,我最讨厌抛家弃夫的了" }, { "source": "独处可沉思……", "target": "就是喜欢安静" }, { "source": "这两天你饭局还不少哦!", "target": "是啊生活太美好了哼今天船研所小团体又聚会了你去没" }, { "source": "是啊生活太美好了哼今天船研所小团体又聚会了你去没", "target": "呵呵,没有呀,我又不是船研所的,你是家属你应该去的。" }, { "source": "防备心太强也会错过一些缘分", "target": "那是一门很深奥的学问。" }, { "source": "那是一门很深奥的学问。", "target": "那你多教教我" }, { "source": "那你多教教我", "target": "等我学会了哈。" }, { "source": "等我学会了哈。", "target": "别忽悠我" }, { "source": "别忽悠我", "target": "姐从不忽悠人。" }, { "source": "怎么隐隐约约看到我的头了", "target": "眼力真棒,说明你的眼镜配的好" }, { "source": "这个女生叫什么名字", "target": "慎嘉应" }, { "source": "慎嘉应", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "赶快睡吧" }, { "source": "赶快睡吧", "target": "好快睡" }, { "source": "好快睡", "target": "马上睡晚安" }, { "source": "你不怕冷吗", "target": "有防寒措施就不冷,太想去" }, { "source": "有防寒措施就不冷,太想去", "target": "北极荒无人烟,人身安全得不到保险,你不怕吗" }, { "source": "北极荒无人烟,人身安全得不到保险,你不怕吗", "target": "北极现在也被开发了,怎么会是荒无人烟呢" }, { "source": "北极现在也被开发了,怎么会是荒无人烟呢", "target": "想看极光,漠河说不定有人陪你,但那里能看到极光可能性有点低。。。" }, { "source": "想看极光,漠河说不定有人陪你,但那里能看到极光可能性有点低。。。", "target": "没人想去那就自己去呗" }, { "source": "我来见你的呀~", "target": "哇哇那你好会装成不小心碰到的情况哦" }, { "source": "我用单车载了你三年,他用单车载了三次,你就选择了他", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "我也在重庆呆过。。每天早上学校都是仙境", "target": "没去过" }, { "source": "书还没有等到,要是等我了解完了,结果没名额了,那……", "target": "那就说明没有一起创业的缘啊!但可以做好朋友的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,那我打白条还不好使呢!", "target": "咱吃霸王餐" }, { "source": "咱吃霸王餐", "target": "我还不想死!" }, { "source": "你少乌鸦嘴好不,这东西好的不灵坏的灵", "target": "蒽蒽其实我就只是讲了个故事还有就提醒哦吧小心些~我是好人~" }, { "source": "蒽蒽其实我就只是讲了个故事还有就提醒哦吧小心些~我是好人~", "target": "知道你是好心" }, { "source": "知道你是好心", "target": "谁知道呐好心也能变成黑心哈哈~" }, { "source": "谁知道呐好心也能变成黑心哈哈~", "target": "让你说的。。。我看人用心" }, { "source": "让你说的。。。我看人用心", "target": "哈哈哦吧你心有眼~" }, { "source": "哈哈哦吧你心有眼~", "target": "必须的,还会流泪呢" }, { "source": "必须的,还会流泪呢", "target": "那是血吧啧啧这傻孩子怎么血泪不分呐哈哈哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜哈!又高兴又辛苦啦!苦中乐哟!命好!", "target": "当奶奶苦中乐说得好" }, { "source": "当奶奶苦中乐说得好", "target": "是,应该高兴的!好事!" }, { "source": "“我。。。还是你得女人吗?”“你永远都是我最爱的女人!”", "target": "变成经典台词了" }, { "source": "会做饭和做饭能吃是两种状态,我是会做饭那种。", "target": "感觉这两种是一样的状态再难吃也能吃" }, { "source": "好看的照片都准备好了", "target": "照片不错不错!下次再来" }, { "source": "一家三口都集齐了,多了几个敬业富强没地方送,谁要?", "target": "可以送敬业和富强吗" }, { "source": "我还在加班,好饿", "target": "天天加班还天天非要回家才吃饭,也是服气的" }, { "source": "我决定在我家小野咖啡楼上开个洗浴中心", "target": "你是认真的么" }, { "source": "属于你的厂牌,涛涛,欢迎回家", "target": "他拍了,想哭" }, { "source": "他拍了,想哭", "target": "对的,他也是在意,感动的" }, { "source": "我倒是很想问问博主,用弹弓打过什么?", "target": "打过翱翔的老鹰" }, { "source": "去哪浪了", "target": "偶能去哪浪回老家一趟" }, { "source": "偶能去哪浪回老家一趟", "target": "离家近真好" }, { "source": "离家近真好", "target": "都一样啦" }, { "source": "都一样啦", "target": "对于我这种回家需要俩天的车程,半年才回去一次的人来说不一样" }, { "source": "对于我这种回家需要俩天的车程,半年才回去一次的人来说不一样", "target": "没事,你口译回厦门的" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "好哦~" }, { "source": "我也很痛,脚痛,心也痛!我的新鞋鞋啊!", "target": "肯定是昨天晚上没耍好,。闹脾气呢!我都在车上了" }, { "source": "肯定是昨天晚上没耍好,。闹脾气呢!我都在车上了", "target": "你自己小心哈。估计等哈我就要被压往医院了~~" }, { "source": "你自己小心哈。估计等哈我就要被压往医院了~~", "target": "我到了,那你去被护士姐姐居一针就好了哈!" }, { "source": "我到了,那你去被护士姐姐居一针就好了哈!", "target": "我是去包粽子,不是居针~~" }, { "source": "友晚上好!这几天没过来影评大有长进,不管是采集选择还是剧情表诉大有提高,电视剧歌曲很有韵味,剧情扑朔迷离,期待观看。", "target": "太高兴了!自己真的很喜欢这首片尾曲,感觉可能适合用做材料,被师友表扬真的是太高兴太开心" }, { "source": "你在48楼?什么公司啊~", "target": "百胜,有空来玩,我都在的" }, { "source": "真自己买个菠萝来做的?佩服呀", "target": "必须的呀" }, { "source": "小棕瓶值得拥有", "target": "不知道适不适合我的皮肤" }, { "source": "所有一个人能做的我都做了至于孤独虽败犹荣", "target": "生日快乐。冷姐姐" }, { "source": "生日快乐。冷姐姐", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你的斑怎么好的啊", "target": "我是调理好的,你也有?" }, { "source": "我是调理好的,你也有?", "target": "你用的什么方法啊" }, { "source": "你用的什么方法啊", "target": "私聊说吧一句半句说不清" }, { "source": "我7.1才放假,所以2号才能到长沙哦!", "target": "这么迟哦呵呵" }, { "source": "这么迟哦呵呵", "target": "额?你也还没睡啊?哈哈" }, { "source": "你不发表情还是意志坚定的嘛我们都被哥带的,一句话都离不开表情。你的表情就跟哥的字一样", "target": "真的睡了,你也睡吧,最近有没有好好吃饭啊" }, { "source": "你也生日快乐!不过我们差不多大吧", "target": "比我大一岁" }, { "source": "屁咧十点上班九点出被窝", "target": "10点上班。。。。。。。。。。。。。" }, { "source": "没回家过年?新年快乐", "target": "没回家新年好" }, { "source": "你瘦了", "target": "你心疼吗我是真的瘦了" }, { "source": "你在待好男人吧", "target": "神马?" }, { "source": "神马?", "target": "不是待业啊" }, { "source": "小哥哥好帅", "target": "你也美" }, { "source": "张开双臂欢迎你!", "target": "窒息了!" }, { "source": "窒息了!", "target": "讨厌" }, { "source": "讨厌", "target": "回这么快!" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "我这两天忙没给你留言我错啦" }, { "source": "我这两天忙没给你留言我错啦", "target": "你忙你得" }, { "source": "你忙你得", "target": "不要如果就你给我留言我不回访会不好意思" }, { "source": "你麻麻小时候肯定是把你当闺女养的", "target": "纯爷们" }, { "source": "纯爷们", "target": "你的梦幻蚊帐拆了?" }, { "source": "你的梦幻蚊帐拆了?", "target": "没啊" }, { "source": "姐:她们之中有你的妈妈吧?", "target": "有啊,中间是我妈妈呢!" }, { "source": "有啊,中间是我妈妈呢!", "target": "她们的精神真好,看的出来身体都挺好的呢.尤其是在花下照的真好" }, { "source": "她们的精神真好,看的出来身体都挺好的呢.尤其是在花下照的真好", "target": "都快80了,有健康的身体有花一样美丽心情为她们高兴啊!" }, { "source": "都快80了,有健康的身体有花一样美丽心情为她们高兴啊!", "target": "真好啊" }, { "source": "真好啊", "target": "真好!我去洗洗休息,有点累了。先给妹妹说:晚安啦!" }, { "source": "真好!我去洗洗休息,有点累了。先给妹妹说:晚安啦!", "target": "好的,晚安了." }, { "source": "心情好点了吗", "target": "还好啦" }, { "source": "鞋不错,裤子不错,腿差点", "target": "有点短哈" }, { "source": "镜子上帮你拍照的阿姨亮了", "target": "都比窝亮" }, { "source": "坐801公交,", "target": "801好多小偷" }, { "source": "在忙碌也要注意身体啊!昨天看你好憔悴啊!", "target": "睡眠不好,很不省心。。但一切都很值得。今天什么班?" }, { "source": "睡眠不好,很不省心。。但一切都很值得。今天什么班?", "target": "早班恩为梦想奋斗的过程再辛苦也乐在其中!" }, { "source": "早班恩为梦想奋斗的过程再辛苦也乐在其中!", "target": "是的。。最近好吗?" }, { "source": "是的。。最近好吗?", "target": "就这样老样子!一月一月又一月日子就这样过着!" }, { "source": "就这样老样子!一月一月又一月日子就这样过着!", "target": "但至少过的不错。" }, { "source": "你学医啦?", "target": "不是,我抓中药喝" }, { "source": "不是,我抓中药喝", "target": "怎么啦!" }, { "source": "不要告诉我你刚你吃了10个~~", "target": "哈哈十个红薯是满分的意思~容和偶吧是十个红薯~" }, { "source": "哈哈十个红薯是满分的意思~容和偶吧是十个红薯~", "target": "那我呢???" }, { "source": "那我呢???", "target": "你的你吃掉了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你的你吃掉了哈哈哈哈", "target": "是不是也是10个~~??" }, { "source": "二人世界的小日子开始了", "target": "我决定还是以蹭饭为主" }, { "source": "我决定还是以蹭饭为主", "target": "刚开始是累点,我是周末都在蹭饭" }, { "source": "刚开始是累点,我是周末都在蹭饭", "target": "平时都自己煮吗?" }, { "source": "平时都自己煮吗?", "target": "是哒,除了午餐" }, { "source": "吼吼!过去一小时了!这么沉气!还不揭谜!", "target": "深深老沉" }, { "source": "等你过来时我把国旗给你带上保你万无一失", "target": "还不知道能不能安全到达呢~" }, { "source": "还不知道能不能安全到达呢~", "target": "有我在你怕神马" }, { "source": "我还以为是谁呢,又换名字了。吓得我,呵呵,我还是很厚脸皮去咯。那天你跟我,我还兴奋了很久,恭喜啦", "target": "还好啦,你看好你个肚子啦,不要凹下去咯,呵呵" }, { "source": "还好啦,你看好你个肚子啦,不要凹下去咯,呵呵", "target": "求搭救" }, { "source": "求搭救", "target": "远水救不了近火" }, { "source": "远水救不了近火", "target": "那也是况且我找你,也是当电灯泡了" }, { "source": "99年的大叔表示很无奈", "target": "好假" }, { "source": "好假", "target": "咳咳咳假什么假" }, { "source": "是要谢谢你吗ps头像我用过", "target": "不用谢ps不晓得你用过" }, { "source": "不用谢ps不晓得你用过", "target": "快点给我带一个好运来ps请你换了撒" }, { "source": "我喜欢什么你知道?", "target": "不过,心领啦~" }, { "source": "想听我唱歌就直说嘛", "target": "听,那你唱吗" }, { "source": "求晒婚纱照!", "target": "看清楚,说的不是我诶,不要激动" }, { "source": "看清楚,说的不是我诶,不要激动", "target": "哦哦,那你还不赶紧的!" }, { "source": "哦哦,那你还不赶紧的!", "target": "没钱没身材没时间没长相哦" }, { "source": "没钱没身材没时间没长相哦", "target": "一定要等身材的时候再拍婚纱照吗?" }, { "source": "一定要等身材的时候再拍婚纱照吗?", "target": "开玩笑啦很多事情该去实现的时候就得抓紧时间,青春不常在,抓紧谈恋爱呀!" }, { "source": "我一个人不热吗", "target": "不热,我以为会有好多人跟我希望一样,引起激烈讨论呢" }, { "source": "不热,我以为会有好多人跟我希望一样,引起激烈讨论呢", "target": "想多了" }, { "source": "大雨堵车,我七点才到家,也是醉了", "target": "要来了嘛。" }, { "source": "给你点个赞安抚一下", "target": "不够" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢老板" }, { "source": "8832啊?才坐过,你吃的鱼吗?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "学姐,漂亮", "target": "谢谢夸奖" }, { "source": "周黑鸭武汉的好吃些,不过要看个人口味", "target": "武汉的应该最正宗了,我上次是在长沙吃的,味道着实惊艳了我一把,哈哈" }, { "source": "武汉的应该最正宗了,我上次是在长沙吃的,味道着实惊艳了我一把,哈哈", "target": "确实,春天去武汉出差吃过,在苏州也有周黑鸭,但味道稍差,辣味你吃得消?" }, { "source": "我爱空中娟娟飞舞的梨花瓣", "target": "萌萌哒" }, { "source": "出租主卧来不来", "target": "我给你倒垃圾烧水你喝给你洗袜子洗衣服晾衣服咋样,你管我吃我每天等着你下班" }, { "source": "我给你倒垃圾烧水你喝给你洗袜子洗衣服晾衣服咋样,你管我吃我每天等着你下班", "target": "给睡吗" }, { "source": "给睡吗", "target": "抱着你睡给你准备香蕉黄瓜" }, { "source": "温柔是问我为什么失眠,喜欢喝哪种酒给我买", "target": "我喜欢喝白酒,红的也可以。不挑" }, { "source": "我喜欢喝白酒,红的也可以。不挑", "target": "口嚼酒喝吗" }, { "source": "口嚼酒喝吗", "target": "不了,怕中毒" }, { "source": "不了,怕中毒", "target": "哈哈哈,不会的,试试吧" }, { "source": "要得。我知道您这种不正经的逗比非常高大上!很洋气!很酷炫!时尚迷人杠杠的。", "target": "哎您怎么能骂人呢?每个人判断美和土的标准不尽相同,您觉得他们帅,我觉得他们土,这样也不行吗?" }, { "source": "哎您怎么能骂人呢?每个人判断美和土的标准不尽相同,您觉得他们帅,我觉得他们土,这样也不行吗?", "target": "咦我哪里骂您了呢?我就是被您这种高贵有品位的独到眼光吸引了觉得你审美高端洋气不行吗?" }, { "source": "好酸啊,空气里漂浮的是醋吗?", "target": "哈哈你改名逗比怪算了" }, { "source": "哈哈你改名逗比怪算了", "target": "明天回来,约不约?" }, { "source": "明天回来,约不约?", "target": "明天好久嘛但怕约不到" }, { "source": "明天好久嘛但怕约不到", "target": "我回来一周,星期五走,随时约" }, { "source": "可以叫我摄影师汤吗,剥虾罗。。", "target": "你把那么好看的蛋糕真的拍成了龙虾蛋糕,就不说拍出来的我了,技术真的是很好啊" }, { "source": "祝福", "target": "你俩也要幸福" }, { "source": "对不起我没钱你就不能收留下我吗", "target": "你都已经被反锁在鹏鹏心里了" }, { "source": "你都已经被反锁在鹏鹏心里了", "target": "现在搬出来还可以吗" }, { "source": "现在搬出来还可以吗", "target": "不可以你出不去了" }, { "source": "窝槽,我醒了!!", "target": "那你这么有一堆话却总讲不出来。。。" }, { "source": "什么叫只要有关系想考什么岗位有什么岗位?!说话负点责任好吧,没考过别酸萝卜了", "target": "其实能的,国考还好点,地方的考试,如果你在某个单位关系特别硬,设一个基本上只有你能报考的条件,再拉几个人陪考就行了" }, { "source": "明明就很小心眼嘉尔都说了剩一点也不别人摔了也不去扶还笑………", "target": "所以维密场上就不应该有人扶她" }, { "source": "所以维密场上就不应该有人扶她", "target": "你行你上呗。嘴巴咋那么臭呢" }, { "source": "你就在我身边啊", "target": "做梦吧" }, { "source": "在哪里", "target": "城院" }, { "source": "城院", "target": "太远" }, { "source": "为什么喜欢我的都是比我矮或者跟我差不多高。或者猥琐的", "target": "并不是只有你这样,我已经开始绝望了,可最近居然极度想要谈恋爱" }, { "source": "你咋骂人", "target": "语气助词" }, { "source": "语气助词", "target": "港澳同胞来石家庄找我了有点心慌" }, { "source": "港澳同胞来石家庄找我了有点心慌", "target": "是谁" }, { "source": "是谁", "target": "原来精英的朋友刚才我跟他说带他去西安玩" }, { "source": "原来精英的朋友刚才我跟他说带他去西安玩", "target": "哈哈我等候你" }, { "source": "先让我哭一会!我真不知道你要干嘛啊!但是我想要奖品啊!怎么办怎么办?", "target": "都不够关注主页君!!经常来找主页君玩的小伙伴都知道,主页君每逢周五必xxx!!!" }, { "source": "我就这一颗心,整夜都闭不了眼睛", "target": "哟呵,你也知道的呀" }, { "source": "英语需要多少分?考雅思吗", "target": "只要通过笔试就可以报名面试面试不需要提供任何英语的证书" }, { "source": "赞我,送足球。估计没人要?", "target": "有吗" }, { "source": "你走开!", "target": "说的啥?我去你那看没找到" }, { "source": "说的啥?我去你那看没找到", "target": "被窝删掉啦!你当我傻啊" }, { "source": "被窝删掉啦!你当我傻啊", "target": "你还真当你不傻啊" }, { "source": "月饼!", "target": "是啊。" }, { "source": "我已经回家拉~", "target": "下了飞机就拉粑粑只怪地心引力" }, { "source": "下了飞机就拉粑粑只怪地心引力", "target": "哈哈哈\\'\\'估计北京太亲切\\'\\'我出门逛街去了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈\\'\\'估计北京太亲切\\'\\'我出门逛街去了", "target": "我家老刘的任务就交给你了" }, { "source": "我家老刘的任务就交给你了", "target": "恩\\'\\'好的\\'\\'过几天就去给你看呀\\'\\'" }, { "source": "你们那都是秋天了,可怜的我这边还是酷暑。。30度以上。快热晕了…。", "target": "我要过夏天~要吃冰棍" }, { "source": "有一种聪明叫大智若愚大智上午好", "target": "诚意午餐香香" }, { "source": "我们家女儿是唯一的,好伐?当冠军有啥好,那么辛苦", "target": "真的很像啦,我第一眼就这么觉得" }, { "source": "朵朵花儿向阳开,童年的记忆被打开。", "target": "也祝你这个资深儿童“六一”儿童节快乐!" }, { "source": "也祝你这个资深儿童“六一”儿童节快乐!", "target": "资深儿童已然成为老顽童。" }, { "source": "要自行车不,要手表不", "target": "要鞋带" }, { "source": "文艺是慢节奏", "target": "我跟机器人聊得这么欢会被人鄙视吗?" }, { "source": "我跟机器人聊得这么欢会被人鄙视吗?", "target": "你喜欢跟你自己吧" }, { "source": "你喜欢跟你自己吧", "target": "码农把你设计出来是做啥用的?" }, { "source": "码农把你设计出来是做啥用的?", "target": "你才是码农编写出来的真是高大上!" }, { "source": "你才是码农编写出来的真是高大上!", "target": "感觉码农还需要改进源代码。" }, { "source": "感觉码农还需要改进源代码。", "target": "不会修电脑的计算机博士表示,理论上来说这个片子的故事是可以成立的。。。~" }, { "source": "不会修电脑的计算机博士表示,理论上来说这个片子的故事是可以成立的。。。~", "target": "人工智能水平还不高啊。" }, { "source": "人工智能水平还不高啊。", "target": "还好啊==" }, { "source": "到处浪", "target": "也不算吧" }, { "source": "电影边缘线什么时候上映", "target": "貌似上映了吧" }, { "source": "偷瞄", "target": "悄悄的" }, { "source": "多谢老板,祝老板今年相亲早日找到真爱", "target": "今天上班了吗" }, { "source": "今天上班了吗", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "并没有", "target": "拿我的茶叶来" }, { "source": "拿我的茶叶来", "target": "我连回都没有回去,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "我连回都没有回去,嘻嘻", "target": "说好的年初七回呢" }, { "source": "好久不看你训练了", "target": "胡说八道你明明是我看你吧" }, { "source": "祝你生日快乐!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "怎么了?不开心么?", "target": "恩恩。有点" }, { "source": "恩恩。有点", "target": "愿意跟我说说么?或许,我可以帮帮你。" }, { "source": "愿意跟我说说么?或许,我可以帮帮你。", "target": "就是觉得有点孤单罢了,没事" }, { "source": "就是觉得有点孤单罢了,没事", "target": "有朋友陪着还能觉得孤单么?想家了么?" }, { "source": "有朋友陪着还能觉得孤单么?想家了么?", "target": "嗯,也许吧" }, { "source": "嗯,也许吧", "target": "开心点啦" }, { "source": "团战的时候,你不知道你的队友在干嘛", "target": "说的对" }, { "source": "再甜能甜过马孤立吗", "target": "我~一般般" }, { "source": "我永远记得他下午抿嘴羞涩的样子~啧啧~惊到", "target": "别回忆了!!!!杀伤力强!!!!!" }, { "source": "别回忆了!!!!杀伤力强!!!!!", "target": "深深的烙印阿~而且他下午各种温和有没有" }, { "source": "深深的烙印阿~而且他下午各种温和有没有", "target": "对,没有了狂妄和不屑" }, { "source": "早安祝你一天愉快~~", "target": "蒽唉,要是能愉快就好了" }, { "source": "蒽唉,要是能愉快就好了", "target": "怎么了?" }, { "source": "你今天去东大啦?", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "对啊", "target": "还有樱花吗?" }, { "source": "还有樱花吗?", "target": "显然没有了" }, { "source": "我开始减肥了,不准说我了哈", "target": "不用减啊到夏天你自己都会瘦,冬天没关系" }, { "source": "不用减啊到夏天你自己都会瘦,冬天没关系", "target": "那我就安心吃早饭去了" }, { "source": "没有食欲", "target": "好吃好吃" }, { "source": "没法查证没看到就说没跑啊?我没见过你,我可以说你是赛亚人吗?收好你的天线小心触到电线", "target": "我可是明明白白地说是拍这照片的全过程中(包括准备拍照阶段和结束拍照阶段)没跑~不然您偶像一年前跑了个步也怪我咯?" }, { "source": "牙套妹", "target": "口亨嫌弃我咯?" }, { "source": "口亨嫌弃我咯?", "target": "小的不敢" }, { "source": "小的不敢", "target": "哈哈哈乖" }, { "source": "现在明明是你比较喜欢谈恩我们都爱笑", "target": "哈哈哈哈,我以为我是话少不爱笑的" }, { "source": "还有人没集齐木有~还有多馀的,随机送吧~大家小年快乐", "target": "我只要富强,不和你们抢敬业" }, { "source": "我只要富强,不和你们抢敬业", "target": "有爱国吗" }, { "source": "你昨天怎么过的?", "target": "买了个花'花了560坑死我了'''我昨天过的很低调''他上班'我就骑摩托给他送去了'就完事了" }, { "source": "买了个花'花了560坑死我了'''我昨天过的很低调''他上班'我就骑摩托给他送去了'就完事了", "target": "恩恩,都这么过的" }, { "source": "恩恩,都这么过的", "target": "你也怎么过的被" }, { "source": "你也怎么过的被", "target": "是被!" }, { "source": "来说说你们觉得单身的优势", "target": "各种舒服,各种自在啊" }, { "source": "不要担心,这次重置版因为可以选双职业所以难度很低,轻轻松松通关", "target": "PS2的FF12我那时没玩过,这是第一次接触FF12感觉很棒!" }, { "source": "PS2的FF12我那时没玩过,这是第一次接触FF12感觉很棒!", "target": "12系统是真的强,剧情需要脑补" }, { "source": "12系统是真的强,剧情需要脑补", "target": "可我到现在很多好的武器都不知道怎么去得到" }, { "source": "木有穿裙子", "target": "腿上过敏都是大包包" }, { "source": "腿上过敏都是大包包", "target": "赶紧整点药吃吃" }, { "source": "赶紧整点药吃吃", "target": "我包的多严身上都是惨的很" }, { "source": "幸运", "target": "雷哥别" }, { "source": "雷哥别", "target": "谢谢咪哥瞧得起" }, { "source": "你的球员是啥院的?", "target": "机场" }, { "source": "机场", "target": "实力悬殊太大了不用热身了" }, { "source": "实力悬殊太大了不用热身了", "target": "你是安全的?" }, { "source": "你是安全的?", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "不熬夜了吗", "target": "不吃了" }, { "source": "不吃了", "target": "你不胖啊" }, { "source": "敬业换吗?五个爱国换一个敬业", "target": "抱歉刚刚朋友圈送出了~锦囊里的福字好扫敬业~" }, { "source": "大瑶瑶辛苦啦!来看看你,顺便再看看你!哈哈~好呢吧!", "target": "家洛姐好!" }, { "source": "你咋那么凶呢", "target": "昨晚吐安逸" }, { "source": "昨晚吐安逸", "target": "你就该吐" }, { "source": "抱抱你", "target": "我跑" }, { "source": "内蕾丝内衣差评", "target": "什么鬼啊" }, { "source": "我来偷偷观察!", "target": "到时候,睡得比猪还死的一定是你。第二天还要起来洗被你口水弄湿的枕套。" }, { "source": "到时候,睡得比猪还死的一定是你。第二天还要起来洗被你口水弄湿的枕套。", "target": "这个都被你发现了!低调!不要说出来!估计我睡醒了!你好睡觉了" }, { "source": "这个都被你发现了!低调!不要说出来!估计我睡醒了!你好睡觉了", "target": "要是你头像的那个来陪睡。估计我一整夜都不用合眼了" }, { "source": "要是你头像的那个来陪睡。估计我一整夜都不用合眼了", "target": "是我我也不睡!" }, { "source": "如果是咳嗽的话最好去医院看看,感冒的话吃点药,多喝点开水,煮点姜汤喝", "target": "不咳嗽就刚感冒,嗓子难受" }, { "source": "不咳嗽就刚感冒,嗓子难受", "target": "那就多喝点水,注意休息" }, { "source": "少爷又来上海啦?", "target": "又回北京了,去呆了10小时" }, { "source": "又看到东野圭吾的书了超喜欢他的书", "target": "我也是然后每次买书都买几本他的" }, { "source": "注意身体", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "客气了" }, { "source": "前几年跟女朋友去春熙路逛街,遇到一群小朋友,塞了一堆花给我说免费我没要,但是碍于面子送给女朋友了,结果转身要了两百块钱,觉得正常卖花就卖花吧,为什么要骗,这些小孩子肯定也是别人教的", "target": "现在也有。我就直接扔地上了" }, { "source": "请客!", "target": "你的火锅!" }, { "source": "你的火锅!", "target": "我的关你屁事" }, { "source": "我的关你屁事", "target": "一人一半感情不散" }, { "source": "努力再升一位!", "target": "必须的!!" }, { "source": "我从来没约过他不管以前还是今后我想都不会有缘分我和他一定会再次见面因为父母之间是朋友我想他以后结婚我会打扮得漂漂亮亮的昂首挺胸的去祝福他真的虽然我和他不合适没能在一起但我发自内心祝福他", "target": "祝你们都幸福" }, { "source": "祝你们都幸福", "target": "你也是大兄弟别联系了虽然我知道控制自己情感好痛苦我也很怕自己下一秒控制不住自己但我想想他要是心里真的有我那么不会一个月都没来挽回我不是吗这么一想自己就冷静了加油" }, { "source": "你也是大兄弟别联系了虽然我知道控制自己情感好痛苦我也很怕自己下一秒控制不住自己但我想想他要是心里真的有我那么不会一个月都没来挽回我不是吗这么一想自己就冷静了加油", "target": "有道理啊谢谢" }, { "source": "求故仔", "target": "回来详聊" }, { "source": "回来详聊", "target": "早翻咯" }, { "source": "咖啡配生菜好吃吗?77", "target": "一般我喜欢咖啡+苹果,今天例外" }, { "source": "有邻居陪伴一天得多乐呵啊。", "target": "说的是,很珍惜。" }, { "source": "喝盐水!", "target": "恩。" }, { "source": "汉服汉服汉服!", "target": "我怕有人打她" }, { "source": "新婚快乐,虽然有点晚", "target": "哈?是我闺蜜结婚啦我会替你转达祝福的" }, { "source": "他们那队召集人的确在话术方面表现的好,但事实上并没有真的去尊重选手们,看上去和和气气,但该失的心还是会失去", "target": "是的,可是我这种看着就觉得他大忽悠" }, { "source": "是的,可是我这种看着就觉得他大忽悠", "target": "就是个大忽悠,说得好听,做的事又特别不公平" }, { "source": "硬趣更好吃", "target": "硬的吃腻了" }, { "source": "哪里的桥都塌了。。。。好酷炫", "target": "嗯呢," }, { "source": "以后要去你那里吃饭了", "target": "要交伙食费" }, { "source": "要交伙食费", "target": "说得你有空煮饭一样" }, { "source": "你的泡芙好丑", "target": "嗯好" }, { "source": "感觉高热量", "target": "因为有黄油" }, { "source": "现在你每天睡得够晚的", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "密集恐惧症有没有!!!医生说喝多点水慢慢会消咯你几时回来?", "target": "圣诞假!!" }, { "source": "目前最难的是接受自己有一天总要结婚", "target": "如果遇到对的人结婚也是件很美好的事啊" }, { "source": "如果遇到对的人结婚也是件很美好的事啊", "target": "对啊,能够遇到就变得不难了" }, { "source": "轻你头", "target": "你还小,不懂" }, { "source": "你还小,不懂", "target": "老是这么说,年纪算个球" }, { "source": "老是这么说,年纪算个球", "target": "恩,你经历的太少,不懂" }, { "source": "恩,你经历的太少,不懂", "target": "经历不定就是经验" }, { "source": "经历不定就是经验", "target": "你阅历太少,不懂" }, { "source": "喝酒去了?", "target": "昨天晚上喝得失忆了。。。" }, { "source": "领教了一直在用吹风机,但是没用啊,都烫手了", "target": "估计不是大气压问题了,气压应该没这么大!加热,放冰箱热胀冷缩试试!" }, { "source": "估计不是大气压问题了,气压应该没这么大!加热,放冰箱热胀冷缩试试!", "target": "我这里没有冰箱吹风机一直在吹没用啊" }, { "source": "人品很重要", "target": "我知道今天人品超级无敌差" }, { "source": "哇!!!北京的小仙女们可以说是超级幸福了!!!!", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "人家都是辣得流眼泪啊,你怎么还辣出粑粑来了呀", "target": "我是平凡人么?" }, { "source": "如果那天我们心平气和还会分开吗", "target": "真的不会" }, { "source": "烧烤很有小学的味道,还不错,不过好久没去了不知道现在如何", "target": "用微波炉还是?" }, { "source": "烦也是一天,人嘛重要的就是开心", "target": "现在这鸡汤已经不适合我了" }, { "source": "现在这鸡汤已经不适合我了", "target": "怎么啦。我来开导开导你" }, { "source": "都是因为我那天让你多走一圈,你才能保持如此骄人的身材。有木有!!", "target": "谢谢你我要胖好不好" }, { "source": "谢谢你我要胖好不好", "target": "瘦的好阿。穿什么都好看。是不是。" }, { "source": "瘦的好阿。穿什么都好看。是不是。", "target": "我要胖到130!" }, { "source": "牙真白~新年快乐啦", "target": "哈哈哈新年快乐快乐!" }, { "source": "啊。我好像又不了解你的近况了不会是真的吧。。。", "target": "嗯真的" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "昨天收拾到你之前送的木头明信片" }, { "source": "昨天收拾到你之前送的木头明信片", "target": "现在待啥地方了" }, { "source": "现在待啥地方了", "target": "放在我无比珍贵的百宝箱里。随身带" }, { "source": "第一次发现涟水那么美", "target": "家乡有时候有意料之外的景观的呀哈哈哈" }, { "source": "家乡有时候有意料之外的景观的呀哈哈哈", "target": "此图必须保存" }, { "source": "我还想要暂停朋友圈后别人也看不到我的朋友圈", "target": "你暂停了自己就发不了了" }, { "source": "你暂停了自己就发不了了", "target": "我知道,我想让别人看我的朋友圈一片空白" }, { "source": "我知道,我想让别人看我的朋友圈一片空白", "target": "直接删了不就行了" }, { "source": "直接删了不就行了", "target": "不要,这里其实也是我备份照片的地方" }, { "source": "下午我竟然认识到了你比我胸大这个真相...", "target": "你关注的点在哪!不应该是我的颜吗!!难道我的胸比我的颜还好看" }, { "source": "你关注的点在哪!不应该是我的颜吗!!难道我的胸比我的颜还好看", "target": "没看过,不知道。" }, { "source": "我看到了。生日快乐。生日快乐。", "target": "你要什么时候回去?" }, { "source": "我现在好饿", "target": "来来来,跟我混吃混喝,跟着姐姐有肉吃" }, { "source": "看到公仔", "target": "是啊,很多人喜欢!" }, { "source": "体检啊", "target": "对借我一点" }, { "source": "对借我一点", "target": "不可以。" }, { "source": "哥怎么还不粗来", "target": "他忙我驻扎在社里随时等他" }, { "source": "他忙我驻扎在社里随时等他", "target": "我也一直在,我要调戏哥" }, { "source": "我也一直在,我要调戏哥", "target": "尽情调戏起来" }, { "source": "尽情调戏起来", "target": "表妹过来" }, { "source": "表妹过来", "target": "我来了" }, { "source": "为啥我去电影院都买不到票??", "target": "电影票才几块钱" }, { "source": "少年我会告诉你这照片的确是我发给总会的么", "target": "这个不是你吧。我只是走到那里瞄了一眼,恰好看到" }, { "source": "你再吃也没胖到哪里去", "target": "胖了" }, { "source": "胖了", "target": "胖了也看不出" }, { "source": "小七姐姐我爱你,呜啦啦", "target": "你也认真点!" }, { "source": "今晚去给你找书", "target": "知道你前几天忙复试所以让我舍友寄了" }, { "source": "你的眼睛一定有毒", "target": "你也知道我眼睛有毒啊" }, { "source": "易烊千玺", "target": "加油啦啦啦" }, { "source": "下次p个大眼睛出来", "target": "没有大眼睛心累" }, { "source": "时间到了", "target": "下午讲到哪儿来了" }, { "source": "下午讲到哪儿来了", "target": "这不就是昨天下午在我们学校讲的么。" }, { "source": "这不就是昨天下午在我们学校讲的么。", "target": "你要是讲不对,就打电话给我" }, { "source": "你要是讲不对,就打电话给我", "target": "给谁?" }, { "source": "给谁?", "target": "我不相信你能找到下午的聊天记录" }, { "source": "我不相信你能找到下午的聊天记录", "target": "“删除联系人同时删除聊天记录”。" }, { "source": "百合丽丽百合丽丽", "target": "菇凉,来,给你了" }, { "source": "菇凉,来,给你了", "target": "好的,星期三见" }, { "source": "请问鞋子好穿吗", "target": "说实话不是很好,掉色严重,微掉跟,觉得她家这个质量价格高了" }, { "source": "你难道一直误以为你是瘦子?", "target": "彼此彼此,半斤八两。" }, { "source": "周末愉快", "target": "祝你幸福" }, { "source": "今儿去哪潇洒了啦", "target": "去山里的寺里转了一圈" }, { "source": "哎哟难道你想她去我帮你完成心愿虽然不知道她去不去", "target": "不是我想,是帮卓涛的" }, { "source": "不是我想,是帮卓涛的", "target": "是吗" }, { "source": "是吗", "target": "不然呢。想太多了" }, { "source": "不然呢。想太多了", "target": "我才没有呢说咧你想谁去呀" }, { "source": "我才没有呢说咧你想谁去呀", "target": "真的没谁,再说我为什么想要你们班的去,我又不认识谁。。。真是的,别乱想了。" }, { "source": "真的没谁,再说我为什么想要你们班的去,我又不认识谁。。。真是的,别乱想了。", "target": "是哦是哦那我会去的欢迎我吧" }, { "source": "是哦是哦那我会去的欢迎我吧", "target": "欢迎欢迎,热烈欢迎。。" }, { "source": "请问现在腹肌状态怎么样了?", "target": "越来越好" }, { "source": "越来越好", "target": "难不成已经呈现八块了?" }, { "source": "难不成已经呈现八块了?", "target": "我就,6块,八块是不可能的!我想要的是马甲线不是腹肌!" }, { "source": "我就,6块,八块是不可能的!我想要的是马甲线不是腹肌!", "target": "哈哈,其实腹肌对于女生来说,还不是想有就有呢。是刻意练的吗,还是自然就形成了?" }, { "source": "哈哈,其实腹肌对于女生来说,还不是想有就有呢。是刻意练的吗,还是自然就形成了?", "target": "要是刻意就不是腹肌了!就是平时爱一下极限运动," }, { "source": "互相助攻", "target": "助攻你啦" }, { "source": "胖子,再见", "target": "再回,胖子" }, { "source": "再回,胖子", "target": "你们家7955刚落…" }, { "source": "我发现深圳卫视在播甄嬛。。", "target": "估计又要很多台播了" }, { "source": "估计又要很多台播了", "target": "不会吧。" }, { "source": "不会吧。", "target": "寒假啊" }, { "source": "寒假啊", "target": "寒假怎么了。" }, { "source": "寒假怎么了。", "target": "就会作死的播了啊" }, { "source": "就会作死的播了啊", "target": "那倒不一定。" }, { "source": "那倒不一定。", "target": "那你看吧哈哈" }, { "source": "那你看吧哈哈", "target": "我才不要看呢。" }, { "source": "炸牛炸一半炸不出?", "target": "你就经常是不是" }, { "source": "每天都这么多好吃的", "target": "哈哈," }, { "source": "衣服数量很壮观", "target": "这是没衣服架的散放的而已" }, { "source": "你去摇花了吗", "target": "没有啊,落在地上的" }, { "source": "哇我现在都找不到小伙伴了", "target": "一样的其实现在哪区哪区都不重要了吧号哪都是" }, { "source": "一样的其实现在哪区哪区都不重要了吧号哪都是", "target": "...我就一个号" }, { "source": "...我就一个号", "target": "你是要打排位呢吗" }, { "source": "你是要打排位呢吗", "target": "...我只会辅助会的英雄很少玩的还菜" }, { "source": "...我只会辅助会的英雄很少玩的还菜", "target": "啊不是这没关系的我是说你要是打排位我就得找个号了匹配么就没所谓了" }, { "source": "啊不是这没关系的我是说你要是打排位我就得找个号了匹配么就没所谓了", "target": "我啥都行大乱斗玩的好" }, { "source": "我啥都行大乱斗玩的好", "target": "那是现在玩吗" }, { "source": "没有怎么逛~茂业有家衣服太对胃口~", "target": "我怎么觉得无锡好冷呀" }, { "source": "我怎么觉得无锡好冷呀", "target": "江大风大" }, { "source": "我俏丽吗我们是塑料兄弟", "target": "不不不,塑料都不算只能说是……熟人!" }, { "source": "不不不,塑料都不算只能说是……熟人!", "target": "熟人不算不算不算" }, { "source": "你不喜欢我啊", "target": "喜欢啊,你猜偶爱谁?" }, { "source": "喜欢啊,你猜偶爱谁?", "target": "当然是我" }, { "source": "当然是我", "target": "伤心了" }, { "source": "伤心了", "target": "绝望了" }, { "source": "绝望了", "target": "唉...真是五味杂陈啊当然!" }, { "source": "唉...真是五味杂陈啊当然!", "target": "酸甜苦辣" }, { "source": "酸甜苦辣", "target": "辣手摧花" }, { "source": "辣手摧花", "target": "夜黑风高" }, { "source": "夜黑风高", "target": "哈哈说的是啊" }, { "source": "哈哈说的是啊", "target": "吹毛求疵" }, { "source": "吹毛求疵", "target": "把第一个等换成上我会更邪恶" }, { "source": "兄弟坚强一点,多看看不如你的人。比如我,你会开心很多", "target": "不开心" }, { "source": "减肥啊妈妈呀", "target": "没让你吃很多" }, { "source": "没让你吃很多", "target": "瘦没嘛你" }, { "source": "因为谢晓飞,爱上黄子韬。", "target": "为什么你每次都说这句话" }, { "source": "深深,中午好!今天如果没有工作的话就多休息休息哦!累着了吧", "target": "午好" }, { "source": "你姐为什么这么有淑女的感觉,姐妹俩差距真心大", "target": "甲鱼哥我现在很淑女了!差距已经没了!" }, { "source": "甲鱼哥我现在很淑女了!差距已经没了!", "target": "别骗自己了" }, { "source": "昨晚的饭是真的好吃", "target": "你吃粑粑" }, { "source": "你吃粑粑", "target": "你吃不吃" }, { "source": "谢谢小伙伴们,好感动额", "target": "找到了吗?" }, { "source": "深情起来了,和谁呢", "target": "和自己" }, { "source": "放寒假了,你的那些多肉咋处理呢", "target": "放学校呀,一个月不浇水是没问题的" }, { "source": "放学校呀,一个月不浇水是没问题的", "target": "好的谢谢噢" }, { "source": "好的谢谢噢", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "为啥你头发长那么快", "target": "用了发膜…可以试试" }, { "source": "你是哪个院的?", "target": "农院。。。我也不知道认不认识" }, { "source": "农院。。。我也不知道认不认识", "target": "我理院西区的," }, { "source": "我理院西区的,", "target": "啊?化学的?12级的?" }, { "source": "你纹了纹身?", "target": "陪朋友你觉得这么丑的东西我会纹???" }, { "source": "广州如何啊?亲", "target": "各种忙,各种新体验" }, { "source": "各种忙,各种新体验", "target": "你要想我哦,亲,给我带好吃的回来" }, { "source": "响水昨天中午漂一阵子,现在还没下", "target": "盐城一直在下" }, { "source": "盐城一直在下", "target": "响水一直阴天,最多能下小雪吧" }, { "source": "孩子加油", "target": "谢谢您!一个七岁孩子承受了太多太多的痛,真的好恨自己不能替他受过" }, { "source": "谢谢您!一个七岁孩子承受了太多太多的痛,真的好恨自己不能替他受过", "target": "加超话题,引起广泛关注,这样离孩子治愈的希望会更,大大小小的手术后更为关键的是心态和漫漫复健之路" }, { "source": "为毛你吃不胖!!", "target": "没看见肉都长脸上了吗?还有腰上" }, { "source": "没看见肉都长脸上了吗?还有腰上", "target": "你那腰啧啧啧简直就是鄙视了我们这些人" }, { "source": "2点睡的开会看电影吃火锅,咋那么有精神", "target": "叔,我们年轻人~" }, { "source": "叔,我们年轻人~", "target": "我们都是年轻人,所以任性" }, { "source": "在沙漠搞展览吗", "target": "搞展览前一天去沙漠逛一下" }, { "source": "红衣裳是你?哈哈", "target": "我晕,我在照相好不好" }, { "source": "我晕,我在照相好不好", "target": "他貌似没甩你?你应该冲上去抱得他。" }, { "source": "找到组织没", "target": "鹏鹏,好热啊" }, { "source": "鹏鹏,好热啊", "target": "脱呀泡呀快活呀" }, { "source": "帅哥不要多想往前看考研加油等我拿到驾照带你飞", "target": "好喔!" }, { "source": "好喔!", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "上午好今天是现充的一天", "target": "好好度过" }, { "source": "你们都不顾人家感受的", "target": "欸,,小朋友,,回家睡觉去吧!看你讲话挺斯文的,,我不想牵扯到你" }, { "source": "欸,,小朋友,,回家睡觉去吧!看你讲话挺斯文的,,我不想牵扯到你", "target": "我哪里斯文啦" }, { "source": "我哪里斯文啦", "target": "好了,,你睡觉去吧,,之少你还没有粗口,,所以你还是睡吧,," }, { "source": "哎…可怜宫女只能闲坐说玄宗", "target": "说的很好" }, { "source": "表白娜扎缝纫机乐队都有看吗", "target": "看了呀" }, { "source": "早,开心!", "target": "这么早啊~" }, { "source": "!!!!!!!一口气读完了热烈但不腻纯粹", "target": "太甜了" }, { "source": "镇江三怪,面锅里煮锅盖", "target": "这是…什么鬼?" }, { "source": "周杰伦夫妻出个机场也要报道?????", "target": "因为有热度啊" }, { "source": "我们也不吵架,冷战,没沟通没交流", "target": "你看,都差不多,别想太多,日子要自己过,让自己过的开心点,老公算啥,自己最重要" }, { "source": "你看,都差不多,别想太多,日子要自己过,让自己过的开心点,老公算啥,自己最重要", "target": "我就是想出去玩,想旅游,又没花他的钱,他说我一天到晚就想着玩,说我和他理念不同" }, { "source": "我就是想出去玩,想旅游,又没花他的钱,他说我一天到晚就想着玩,说我和他理念不同", "target": "想着玩有错?又不是花他的钱,为什么不可以?" }, { "source": "想着玩有错?又不是花他的钱,为什么不可以?", "target": "要省钱吧,要买房吧?" }, { "source": "要省钱吧,要买房吧?", "target": "你自己也是不确定的口气,买房提上议程了吗" }, { "source": "你自己也是不确定的口气,买房提上议程了吗", "target": "正因为不确定,所以我不高兴" }, { "source": "王姐生日快乐好瘦哦", "target": "你也很瘦呀" }, { "source": "超可爱的`顺便求下p5的包包", "target": "我出喔,全新" }, { "source": "我出喔,全新", "target": "请问妹子这个包包还在吗" }, { "source": "这伙食,不错啊", "target": "还可" }, { "source": "我美吗", "target": "辣眼睛" }, { "source": "辣眼睛", "target": "用海椒水洗了眼睛迈" }, { "source": "纹身可以", "target": "哈哈哈哈好的" }, { "source": "如果只是妹妹的话就不要艾特了好吗?!好奇心不能被你这样调戏……", "target": "艾特个人也有错==你们是多想看到我有料" }, { "source": "多爱国,富强,和谐,敬业缺友善可换可送要的滴滴我", "target": "还有多馀敬业嘛其他我都多" }, { "source": "我咋真晚才看见这么漂亮得美媚", "target": "好漂亮" }, { "source": "好漂亮", "target": "图修过了,原图挺丑的" }, { "source": "图修过了,原图挺丑的", "target": "不丑哪里丑谁敢说丑啊" }, { "source": "不丑哪里丑谁敢说丑啊", "target": "哈哈哈,喜欢夸奖" }, { "source": "哇!宝贝你好美!我们家的产品就是好吧....", "target": "你个虚伪的女人" }, { "source": "你个虚伪的女人", "target": "不要不要帮你转发!" }, { "source": "你可以试一下去报名空乘的", "target": "胖了" }, { "source": "胖了", "target": "好看啦,你身上有没有疤?" }, { "source": "晚上好!友友!", "target": "朋友早上好" }, { "source": "偷偷的藏在群里偷图不说话的专员", "target": "可以...带我一个嘛" }, { "source": "搭顺风车去到自己行", "target": "一日来回?" }, { "source": "一日来回?", "target": "对~" }, { "source": "对~", "target": "早D出声啊嘛,早知跟埋你去,顶" }, { "source": "距离加班还有三天", "target": "清明节也加班么" }, { "source": "你这个黑白颠倒的我肯定碰不到你", "target": "我最近太忙了,只能晚上玩儿~" }, { "source": "我最近太忙了,只能晚上玩儿~", "target": "忙好大把大把的钞票" }, { "source": "忙好大把大把的钞票", "target": "忙也没有钞票啊TAT" }, { "source": "忙也没有钞票啊TAT", "target": "那你忙个鬼的劲" }, { "source": "那你忙个鬼的劲", "target": "那不然喝西北风啊?" }, { "source": "那不然喝西北风啊?", "target": "土都没得吃了要喝风" }, { "source": "土都没得吃了要喝风", "target": "是啊TAT" }, { "source": "是啊TAT", "target": "我最近在吃灰2333333哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我也是一个80后的,但是我没有创业的想法。", "target": "人生一定要创业拼一次,才是完整的人生,不至于留下遗憾" }, { "source": "喜欢这家喜欢素食", "target": "去吃过吗?" }, { "source": "去吃过吗?", "target": "没有呢我成都的" }, { "source": "没有呢我成都的", "target": "有时间来南通,我们比它做的还好" }, { "source": "有时间来南通,我们比它做的还好", "target": "有缘一定去超级热爱纯素食哈哈" }, { "source": "从腿的长短分辨出哪个是你", "target": "你咋这么聪明呢" }, { "source": "跟泰国比赛,去现场助威吗?", "target": "你佳姨已经是结婚的人了" }, { "source": "你佳姨已经是结婚的人了", "target": "大侄子你好" }, { "source": "大侄子你好", "target": "啥时候生啊姨!" }, { "source": "我又来了", "target": "也没什么要说的啦" }, { "source": "流星雨呀", "target": "你的名字锁定屏幕。动态的。" }, { "source": "你的名字锁定屏幕。动态的。", "target": "哪点名字锁定屏幕的" }, { "source": "期待喜欢数钱的向远姐姐!", "target": "超级期待" }, { "source": "把少数人商量成多数人", "target": "这叫大忽悠" }, { "source": "这叫大忽悠", "target": "你就是大忽悠了噻" }, { "source": "回来我请你吃!", "target": "哈哈好" }, { "source": "你个傻仔可5可以稳D正常D既寄托", "target": "为自己将来铺多条路~" }, { "source": "加油加油加油", "target": "努力努力努力" }, { "source": "我陪你吃嘛", "target": "……好远……哈哈如果你要来我也不介意哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "自由之光节日快乐", "target": "回家" }, { "source": "回家", "target": "与家人团圆一起过节是最开心的" }, { "source": "画关系树!根据链式法则求解即可!", "target": "谢谢老师!" }, { "source": "是蛮多很好看的制服汉服啥的,可惜我的风格对不上。", "target": "你很适合汉服呀!" }, { "source": "你很适合汉服呀!", "target": "汉服等于贵" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒恨", "target": "羡慕也没用" }, { "source": "失恋", "target": "姐姐求抱抱" }, { "source": "首先…我得学会骑自行车", "target": "要啥自行车" }, { "source": "很多发音感觉小时候学的就是错误的,怀疑是不是这么多年教材更新了啊?", "target": "读音同我念书时有所不同" }, { "source": "我想要过温暖的一生", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "削猴卡滴。", "target": "笑死,猴子这么厉害,你用猴子上分不就行了,看你梦上到什么段位" }, { "source": "其实最吓人的还是那个照镜子的女孩,看完之后不敢照镜子是真的", "target": "我也是!!!" }, { "source": "一起旺旺旺哈哈新年快乐~", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈啊哈好吃好喝好!" }, { "source": "马上前天晚上的了,寝室么有吃得了,老板娘要不要考虑友情赠送点水果啊", "target": "来不嫌麻烦我寝室拿吧~" }, { "source": "来不嫌麻烦我寝室拿吧~", "target": "好勒,我找的到的,我不会嫌麻烦的" }, { "source": "宿舍好冷。。。", "target": "。。。。。。。。。。。那来实验室" }, { "source": "。。。。。。。。。。。那来实验室", "target": "你啥时候用完框子?" }, { "source": "你啥时候用完框子?", "target": "已经" }, { "source": "杯具的开始", "target": "你才悲剧呢" }, { "source": "你才悲剧呢", "target": "咋没回去?" }, { "source": "咋没回去?", "target": "懒得回去奔波很累而且才刚从家出来一个月就不回了" }, { "source": "帅气〜", "target": "你也整个" }, { "source": "你也整个", "target": "头发没这么长啊" }, { "source": "父爱如山", "target": "炒作" }, { "source": "鸳鸯双栖蝶双飞", "target": "这么苦情的歌" }, { "source": "你在如厕", "target": "不是的,我是坐在马桶盖上。因为厕所风光感觉还可以" }, { "source": "男神这是你养的喵嘛~男神竟然没约会不科学", "target": "哦你哦" }, { "source": "无神论者", "target": "穿的像做礼拜的" }, { "source": "穿的像做礼拜的", "target": "不像吧……" }, { "source": "不像吧……", "target": "像个修女" }, { "source": "前排的记得随手举报", "target": "举报" }, { "source": "不要告诉我我很心痛你造吗,姐明天开始上班了你造吗~", "target": "我看到你男人红色短裤了,十分不好意思。。打工邓明天加油,你干什么?" }, { "source": "吉祥物!", "target": "你们是一对儿" }, { "source": "梦到我们在干嘛", "target": "梦到你不知道哪可了。。我们三个找你这了。" }, { "source": "梦到你不知道哪可了。。我们三个找你这了。", "target": "找上蓝么" }, { "source": "找上蓝么", "target": "么、、、谁知道你哪克了--" }, { "source": "重庆离你那么近。。。。去泸沽湖走婚吧", "target": "好也好也。我也是这样想的,哈哈" }, { "source": "好也好也。我也是这样想的,哈哈", "target": "好想去呢" }, { "source": "琳儿", "target": "嘿搞舍儿啊" }, { "source": "嘿搞舍儿啊", "target": "早点睡觉" }, { "source": "早点睡觉", "target": "我还没回家" }, { "source": "我还没回家", "target": "这么晚了你为啥还不回家!" }, { "source": "这么晚了你为啥还不回家!", "target": "在嗨" }, { "source": "在嗨", "target": "老都老哒还嗨什么!" }, { "source": "可爱可爱", "target": "那是" }, { "source": "小璇,怎么啦?还好吧", "target": "还好哦。。你在学校过得怎样?有空过来找我们吃饭啊" }, { "source": "还好哦。。你在学校过得怎样?有空过来找我们吃饭啊", "target": "最近在网申找工作了。哈哈,好啊,有空去找你们一起吃饭啊" }, { "source": "最近在网申找工作了。哈哈,好啊,有空去找你们一起吃饭啊", "target": "好啊。。早点休息哦。" }, { "source": "越来越喜欢这么可爱又有气质的女神了", "target": "我也是越来越喜欢" }, { "source": "好巧啊我昨天到南京的", "target": "一起开学" }, { "source": "一起开学", "target": "4号上课" }, { "source": "4号上课", "target": "我也是!!!" }, { "source": "科学真伟大,也有一点可怕……", "target": "利用的好,什么都不可怕" }, { "source": "好扑来是什么意思?", "target": "不知道啊不知道" }, { "source": "不知道啊不知道", "target": "你现在也在上海?" }, { "source": "你现在也在上海?", "target": "是啊一直在" }, { "source": "是啊一直在", "target": "不出去旅游吗?" }, { "source": "看到宝宝会哭的,因为那时的他太小了", "target": "真的啊,你哭没" }, { "source": "真的啊,你哭没", "target": "哭了的〜哭了几次" }, { "source": "我前天被盗,昨天弄好的,还好记得密保问题,只要回答两个密保问题就可以,或者一个密保问题和绑定的手机号收验证码也行,所以问题一定要记住,然后就是把双重认证整起吧,邮箱千万别被盗,要不然问题也被改了就没办法了吧,", "target": "是要保密答案还是问题加答案?连保密问题是啥都忘了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!!!要是过了我下学期一定好好读微积分!", "target": "没有下学期微积分了吧…" }, { "source": "没有下学期微积分了吧…", "target": "概率比微积分难" }, { "source": "概率比微积分难", "target": "都加油吧…" }, { "source": "老贾加油", "target": "支持你" }, { "source": "你这感冒有点久啊。。", "target": "好多了" }, { "source": "没事哒照顾好自己就是对家里人最好的事情新年快乐啦", "target": "嗯嗯,快乐快乐。" }, { "source": "又任性了", "target": "才没有" }, { "source": "要么哪去见公主", "target": "你改变了我!" }, { "source": "好胸的女生", "target": "羨慕嫉妒恨" }, { "source": "羨慕嫉妒恨", "target": "我是男生。。不羡慕只想要" }, { "source": "其实有些女生有爱情就很满足了,毕竟钱我们可以自己挣。", "target": "都是你这么想的就好了。" }, { "source": "都是你这么想的就好了。", "target": "其实这么想的女生也不少,但是她们对爱情的要求也很高。" }, { "source": "人不在国内怎么办刚好我这冬天!真的超想要!", "target": "你可以直接在他官网买哇!反正邮费就十刀" }, { "source": "蹭蹭大橘车", "target": "蹭~" }, { "source": "顺的时候一气呵成,不顺的时候,怎么看都怪", "target": "手酸…" }, { "source": "朋友", "target": "谁是你朋友。。。" }, { "source": "谁是你朋友。。。", "target": "陌生人也可以叫朋友" }, { "source": "好诗,好文采诗情画意", "target": "见笑了。我自己都没觉得好。图比词稍好点。" }, { "source": "根好壮实.我今天终于去搬了破木板,把防护网大概收拾了一下", "target": "闹虫啊心累" }, { "source": "闹虫啊心累", "target": "我都没好好看只要没有介壳我就随他去" }, { "source": "我都没好好看只要没有介壳我就随他去", "target": "我有三盆有虫" }, { "source": "我有三盆有虫", "target": "所以我其实挺好奇到底哪里来的虫…" }, { "source": "在电梯穿裙子的裙子掉了咋没穿内衣", "target": "大概是方便吧" }, { "source": "最难熬的时候,没事宝贝让你担心了,放心吧,高考那时候这个阶段我都抗过来了", "target": "我手机都忘带了" }, { "source": "我手机都忘带了", "target": "睡过了吗然后太慌啦忘带啦?" }, { "source": "我也喜欢吃榴莲", "target": "哈哈好吃啊除了有点臭吃着香甜" }, { "source": "一年又过去一半了", "target": "是的……" }, { "source": "随着年纪的增长,见过的多了,自己的喜怒点也就越来越高,好的一面是再糟糕的情况都遇到过,也就不容易因为小事发怒。不过同时也发现自己单纯的开心也比以前难了......", "target": "的确如此。" }, { "source": "不要相信机考,那只是个传说", "target": "但愿吧你复习咋样了啊" }, { "source": "但愿吧你复习咋样了啊", "target": "天啊,惭愧。今天刚做第二套六级题,一个星期一套,很崩溃的感觉" }, { "source": "天啊,惭愧。今天刚做第二套六级题,一个星期一套,很崩溃的感觉", "target": "完了我依然停留在那个第一页水平" }, { "source": "完了我依然停留在那个第一页水平", "target": "境界啊" }, { "source": "境界啊", "target": "那必须的说不定那书以后第一页就找我编了呢" }, { "source": "卖萌失败", "target": "哈哈,来个十块钱的萌" }, { "source": "哈哈,来个十块钱的萌", "target": "请我还差不多" }, { "source": "请我还差不多", "target": "姐卖不了萌" }, { "source": "你吃饭啦没?", "target": "没呢一会做~" }, { "source": "没呢一会做~", "target": "好吧," }, { "source": "好吧,", "target": "来吃呀" }, { "source": "今晚约起", "target": "约!" }, { "source": "带电饭煲在宿舍?", "target": "不是电煮锅" }, { "source": "眼镜好漂亮。", "target": "最好是在夸我" }, { "source": "一个人去市里,要不要陪我我去接你", "target": "你去干嘛,我要看书阿" }, { "source": "你去干嘛,我要看书阿", "target": "你们这些,就是作阿!!!" }, { "source": "请你补货。想购入当新年衣服…已经在你家店铺买过几次东西了。", "target": "工厂都已经放假回家过年了" }, { "source": "工厂都已经放假回家过年了", "target": "sad" }, { "source": "好喜欢你的笑容", "target": "我也好喜欢好喜欢我的笑容的你" }, { "source": "我也好喜欢好喜欢我的笑容的你", "target": "就是你喜欢我" }, { "source": "就是你喜欢我", "target": "是也不是" }, { "source": "是也不是", "target": "就是纯粹的喜欢,只是一种好感" }, { "source": "就是纯粹的喜欢,只是一种好感", "target": "那是什么东西能吃吗" }, { "source": "不给我一本留个纪念吗", "target": "还没有批量印刷" }, { "source": "你为什么在这里呢", "target": "出外跟课!" }, { "source": "出外跟课!", "target": "我还以为你也在附近上班呢" }, { "source": "我还以为你也在附近上班呢", "target": "几时去uk呀" }, { "source": "附近工会随便进", "target": "他们不会和我组队刷御魂啊" }, { "source": "他们不会和我组队刷御魂啊", "target": "组也队啊?你多少级" }, { "source": "组也队啊?你多少级", "target": "28" }, { "source": "28", "target": "我们一个区,我晚上刷御魂七" }, { "source": "我们一个区,我晚上刷御魂七", "target": "带我呗" }, { "source": "带我呗", "target": "我加你" }, { "source": "黄金玉米烙我失败过姐姐这个真好", "target": "不难的,好做。你再试一次。小孩子都爱吃。" }, { "source": "不难的,好做。你再试一次。小孩子都爱吃。", "target": "嗯等在找个方子试试" }, { "source": "闺蜜结婚难舍不已因而失眠", "target": "还行吧" }, { "source": "回去过节?", "target": "返校的机票" }, { "source": "返校的机票", "target": "几号?" }, { "source": "事实证明,韵琪老师生气了", "target": "哎……怪自己眼拙" }, { "source": "哎……怪自己眼拙", "target": "韵琪老师消消气" }, { "source": "韵琪老师消消气", "target": "你可以帮忙给他们一人一拳吗?对准眼睛" }, { "source": "看到你在线,好激动哦!都不知道要说什么了呢!", "target": "这个在线的显示手机上是不是看不到啊……???亲," }, { "source": "这个在线的显示手机上是不是看不到啊……???亲,", "target": "能看到啊我用的就是手机啊他现在不在啊每次他都待一时而已" }, { "source": "能看到啊我用的就是手机啊他现在不在啊每次他都待一时而已", "target": "那我的上怎么不显示啊???" }, { "source": "那我的上怎么不显示啊???", "target": "你进你自己的首页看你名字后有[在线]两个字没啊" }, { "source": "你进你自己的首页看你名字后有[在线]两个字没啊", "target": "没有啊……???" }, { "source": "摸摸,不开心只是暂时的~一切都会变好的", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "我是超幸运的斑布酱,我的运气分给你~不开心的时候可以找我聊聊哦" }, { "source": "和谐相处", "target": "坚决不和谐……" }, { "source": "大发,小企鹅围兜好用吗", "target": "有点重适合大宝宝" }, { "source": "我和同学现在都有点恐婚了,真的怕", "target": "我天天和我老公挺好的,天天回家有人陪你玩" }, { "source": "我天天和我老公挺好的,天天回家有人陪你玩", "target": "所以…找对人最重要" }, { "source": "所以…找对人最重要", "target": "千万别找凤凰男" }, { "source": "千万别找凤凰男", "target": "主动上门的呢" }, { "source": "兔子也很高的,一年吃的东西要1千多人刀。加上零食就更不好说了。而且给兔子打扫卫生很累的,不像狗,放出去拉就好了。", "target": "吃胡萝卜得吗" }, { "source": "吃胡萝卜得吗", "target": "只能当零食~我家兔子就不爱吃胡萝卜……" }, { "source": "那个红色的果子是什么啊", "target": "海棠吧" }, { "source": "海棠吧", "target": "好吧,我没有文化" }, { "source": "哇塞凯凯那张超赞耶,亲爱的拼了多久呢", "target": "很快就是凯凯的熨的不太好配色也差一点" }, { "source": "薏仁还可以煮米饭?学了一招", "target": "薏仁煮熟再和米一起做~" }, { "source": "拔鼠标线~", "target": "他用无线鼠标肿么破" }, { "source": "他用无线鼠标肿么破", "target": "那就鼠标直接拿走呗~" }, { "source": "这个月底吧…裙子我明天帮你问下,有的话再打给你你去拿哈", "target": "好阿什么时候可以拿我就去拿啰我买了样东西给你" }, { "source": "好阿什么时候可以拿我就去拿啰我买了样东西给你", "target": "是什么??" }, { "source": "是什么??", "target": "哈哈哈不告你听等你回来再说" }, { "source": "宝宝好萌!", "target": "比你萌就好嗯哼" }, { "source": "你咋这么多朋友要结婚?", "target": "有打我们一两届的。。。特别是男生他们还这么年轻咋就结婚了呢" }, { "source": "有打我们一两届的。。。特别是男生他们还这么年轻咋就结婚了呢", "target": "真是压力山大……" }, { "source": "贤妻良母", "target": "太会说话了你" }, { "source": "太会说话了你", "target": "我从来不乱说话小哥胖子是怎样炼成的" }, { "source": "我从来不乱说话小哥胖子是怎样炼成的", "target": "被他自己喂胖的、我是清白的〜" }, { "source": "被他自己喂胖的、我是清白的〜", "target": "你把螃蟹做成什么了。" }, { "source": "霞霞!我来看你啦...", "target": "默默差点没有认出来" }, { "source": "默默差点没有认出来", "target": "此话怎讲?" }, { "source": "此话怎讲?", "target": "头像换了小白兔,你最近走可爱路线了" }, { "source": "头像换了小白兔,你最近走可爱路线了", "target": "那我要是改名了,你还能认出我不?" }, { "source": "那我要是改名了,你还能认出我不?", "target": "要不你试试,估计还真的认不出来了" }, { "source": "真的,你们不要以为我是编段子,我每次说的都是真实事件", "target": "好奇你老公有多帅哈哈" }, { "source": "你在说我吗?", "target": "我是在说你吗?" }, { "source": "仙女!够美啦!", "target": "要心灵美〜〜" }, { "source": "住在哪里", "target": "宾馆" }, { "source": "宾馆", "target": "床单已撕好捆成线请告诉我房号我要扒窗户祝我好运贴吧君" }, { "source": "在哪交,什么时候去感受下", "target": "淤头啊" }, { "source": "淤头啊", "target": "哦,什么时候可以去看看了,是不是到大门打你电话就好" }, { "source": "哦,什么时候可以去看看了,是不是到大门打你电话就好", "target": "不是……" }, { "source": "不是……", "target": "为什么," }, { "source": "为什么,", "target": "我现在只有上课时间在学校其馀时间都在家" }, { "source": "我现在一长就剪我喜欢短发的自己", "target": "恩我也觉得你短发好看脸小很适合" }, { "source": "恩我也觉得你短发好看脸小很适合", "target": "我脸灰常小啊巴掌脸" }, { "source": "我脸灰常小啊巴掌脸", "target": "恩恩是啊我见过见到真人我都惊讶脸小的程度" }, { "source": "恩恩是啊我见过见到真人我都惊讶脸小的程度", "target": "你怎么会见过我呢" }, { "source": "你怎么会见过我呢", "target": "见过几次了" }, { "source": "见过几次了", "target": "在哪里见的啊" }, { "source": "在哪里见的啊", "target": "学校见过,学校附近也见过。" }, { "source": "许晴忙拍戏,才没空理这些", "target": "不只是没空,更是不屑。" }, { "source": "脚丫子还痛不", "target": "还有的疼好多了" }, { "source": "还有的疼好多了", "target": "啥时候就不疼了?" }, { "source": "啥时候就不疼了?", "target": "还得抹几次药吧" }, { "source": "还得抹几次药吧", "target": "难熬" }, { "source": "互助", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "好的", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "最近一些事情压抑着我使我无法入睡", "target": "我1点睡的,5点50醒的" }, { "source": "你现在男友力max", "target": "哈哈哈回不去了!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈回不去了!", "target": "把头发留起来先然后变成小软妹" }, { "source": "昨晚也梦见他了,但梦里他过的不好", "target": "梦是反的" }, { "source": "开心?不开心?", "target": "肯定是开心啦" }, { "source": "哇咔咔!!!偷偷告诉你师兄我拍拖了啦", "target": "什么时候结婚再告诉我,哈哈" }, { "source": "嫌弃你是二货,神马都不懂", "target": "嫌弃你智商" }, { "source": "嫌弃你智商", "target": "是啊,你怎么知道?" }, { "source": "要那么多干嘛", "target": "因为没有看上的衣服" }, { "source": "因为没有看上的衣服", "target": "选男人可不能这么挑" }, { "source": "你赢了你腿最长", "target": "对对对我也这么觉得" }, { "source": "愿主保佑你,你的那些愿望都会实现滴", "target": "你真好" }, { "source": "老板,那个请问挖药材的话药材有么有重新建模'啊就是枸杞长枸杞的样子大黄长大黄的样子那种", "target": "其实游戏里的大黄和实际的大黄已经很接近了" }, { "source": "看你脸大的,口罩都包不住了", "target": "不是一种口罩好吧,讲道理" }, { "source": "除了装麻你还会啥?", "target": "装麻,你会不会?" }, { "source": "装麻,你会不会?", "target": "不会" }, { "source": "不会", "target": "你这就是在装麻!" }, { "source": "作为一个外国人确实没必要买房子。看看世界快快乐乐就挺好。", "target": "在别国家我们都是外国人,,我们看看世界快快乐乐不好么" }, { "source": "不开心,今天一整天都不会开心的", "target": "明天就好啦……" }, { "source": "明天就好啦……", "target": "对!明天吃点好吃的,就又开心起来了!!!" }, { "source": "对!明天吃点好吃的,就又开心起来了!!!", "target": "哎,也就这点出息了" }, { "source": "哎,也就这点出息了", "target": "民以食为天!!!你个凡人不懂我们仙女的逻辑,我不怪你" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,你一直都是个直男,你怎么才意识到?", "target": "我之前还跟你们争辩争辩现在看.....我果然是。" }, { "source": "你怎么老回家?", "target": "我难道不能欢度周末吗" }, { "source": "我难道不能欢度周末吗", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "不能", "target": "待我去砸了咱们友谊的小船!" }, { "source": "待我去砸了咱们友谊的小船!", "target": "别砸,改造潜艇吧" }, { "source": "等下,你是有感而发,而我只当你是修仙?", "target": "不不不无感而发" }, { "source": "快来快来~我们去见家长", "target": "见过怕见家长的,没见过这么积极见家长的" }, { "source": "见过怕见家长的,没见过这么积极见家长的", "target": "哈哈~那天还见啦" }, { "source": "为啥我不能约曦彤", "target": "你在哈尔滨的话也可以……" }, { "source": "你在哈尔滨的话也可以……", "target": "心痛" }, { "source": "我是女生,心情不好,可以哄哄我吗", "target": "怎么了?" }, { "source": "打我不嘛烦得很", "target": "七天后看谁哭" }, { "source": "七天后看谁哭", "target": "你不打我是大家的儿" }, { "source": "你不打我是大家的儿", "target": "此贴为证" }, { "source": "此贴为证", "target": "玩笑话哥你不解风情啊" }, { "source": "我我我我我。我要喝酸奶", "target": "快递费估计比牛奶贵" }, { "source": "你长得有点像我喜欢的那个男生他也是福建人", "target": "我广东" }, { "source": "我广东", "target": "长相神似" }, { "source": "长相神似", "target": "有照片吗" }, { "source": "有照片吗", "target": "没有正脸照" }, { "source": "没有正脸照", "target": "侧脸吗" }, { "source": "侧脸吗", "target": "也不是俯视的照的" }, { "source": "单着的可以过这个节么?", "target": "当然可以啊,单的更应该对自己好" }, { "source": "当然可以啊,单的更应该对自己好", "target": "活得明白" }, { "source": "现在的耗子精灵的很", "target": "我终于来网了" }, { "source": "我终于来网了", "target": "我还沉浸在忧伤中" }, { "source": "我还沉浸在忧伤中", "target": "反正都买不到,就算了嘛。假装没有听到过这个消息。" }, { "source": "阿牛都找到另一半了,你呢", "target": "寻寻觅觅、冷冷清清、凄凄惨惨戚戚" }, { "source": "寻寻觅觅、冷冷清清、凄凄惨惨戚戚", "target": "其实陈叶蛮好的" }, { "source": "车开了。。。太准时了", "target": "我家大暖男来石家庄时你还回来吗?" }, { "source": "我家大暖男来石家庄时你还回来吗?", "target": "某人去吗?我去吧应该" }, { "source": "某人去吗?我去吧应该", "target": "你说的某人是M吗?" }, { "source": "明星本来就累,疲惫不很正常吗,再说哪个女人不会老,你这样说意义何在", "target": "正常人都会老毋庸置疑,但是她年纪来说脸垮的速度太快,而且好多比她大的女星保养的也比她好。我是讲她这种大整的又不满足频繁动脸的容易衰老,皮肤紧致程度比不了正常人。我只就事论事说我看到的,你自己不了解一个劲揣测别人,我反而搞不懂你。" }, { "source": "洋芋佗佗好安逸哦'这是哪儿哦", "target": "下次我们去我都听了她说了无数遍好吃的很了" }, { "source": "我数小乌鸦试试", "target": "小乌鸦管用吗" }, { "source": "小乌鸦管用吗", "target": "那小蟑螂数着数着就吓死了" }, { "source": "那小蟑螂数着数着就吓死了", "target": "哈哈哈昏睡过去了" }, { "source": "下雪了呢", "target": "雪下得不大但是片儿很大。适合考研" }, { "source": "雪下得不大但是片儿很大。适合考研", "target": "跟考研有什么关系" }, { "source": "南京钱…宝案,一个自首案子拖这么久,还强制报案,疑点太多!!!", "target": "悲哀啊!" }, { "source": "偶喜欢吃寿司", "target": "哪国的寿司啊" }, { "source": "哪国的寿司啊", "target": "泰国的,好像是" }, { "source": "泰国的,好像是", "target": "泰国有寿司吗,我就知道泰国有人妖" }, { "source": "教学楼有电梯呀,这么好", "target": "你们学校没有吗?那如果你们上个课课室在十楼岂不是悲剧了?" }, { "source": "哇好美!师父你自由行吗?回来要听你讲旅行的故事哦!", "target": "你都是去精致的地方,这种野游徒步什么的我记得你不太喜欢" }, { "source": "整个娱乐圈的三观都不正,就算是为了拉好关系也不能这么虚伪吧", "target": "精辟" }, { "source": "来来来来济宁", "target": "路过" }, { "source": "一眼就看见我的小红人了耶", "target": "他一天倒八百次,受不了了只能放C位出道了" }, { "source": "你现在喜欢作诗啊!", "target": "这个哪能算诗哈~" }, { "source": "我家还没阳光", "target": "有没有阳光都要开始这一天呀" }, { "source": "为什么大晚上出来学车,是怕白天学车遇到熟人会不好意思么", "target": "我在西安能遇见啥么熟人,白天这里太热快三十度了,我跑出来学自行车也太刻苦了吧" }, { "source": "我在西安能遇见啥么熟人,白天这里太热快三十度了,我跑出来学自行车也太刻苦了吧", "target": "我晕,我看成“午夜的西安路”眼神还不好了" }, { "source": "大大,同感啊,这个字体,字,好小好浅,有点看不清啊", "target": "对不起对不起下次就换掉,这次你们先放大了凑合着看吧" }, { "source": "星星以后会更红的", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "宝贝可爱,你咋了!", "target": "应该是最近睡太少了嘤嘤" }, { "source": "应该是最近睡太少了嘤嘤", "target": "那你快偷偷睡一觉" }, { "source": "你一向都红吧,有名的鞭咖啡女皇", "target": "没有我女儿红。" }, { "source": "如果有来生,你要干嘛", "target": "上一个一本" }, { "source": "上一个一本", "target": "……" }, { "source": "为啥????大家都在看书不看书已好多年", "target": "闲来无事读读书才觉得脑袋不会那么空" }, { "source": "轻松熊真的是超级的慵懒周末的理想状态啊", "target": "最近迷上柴犬啊" }, { "source": "姐姐马上觉觉!", "target": "午安" }, { "source": "午安", "target": "下了!" }, { "source": "马上就要生气了", "target": "他很服从的,不会反抗" }, { "source": "一个国文写不好的长者?", "target": "你这什么观点?" }, { "source": "看着流口水", "target": "我拿桶儿来了~~~" }, { "source": "我拿桶儿来了~~~", "target": "早接满了水了" }, { "source": "早接满了水了", "target": "哈哈,还会让你继续流的~" }, { "source": "哈哈,还会让你继续流的~", "target": "颂文说,别流了。会让你见到真人的" }, { "source": "颂文说,别流了。会让你见到真人的", "target": "哈哈,你肯定会见到的~" }, { "source": "哈哈,你肯定会见到的~", "target": "我非常期待哦" }, { "source": "我非常期待哦", "target": "蝴蝶姐姐,希望在明天哈~" }, { "source": "蝴蝶姐姐,希望在明天哈~", "target": "那是做梦呀" }, { "source": "那是做梦呀", "target": "给你点正能量~多点留意老师一举一动就行啦~" }, { "source": "给你点正能量~多点留意老师一举一动就行啦~", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "等等~怎么还有一个惠的老熟人?我认识吗?你让猪圈带来的是单身的不?优质男最好哈!", "target": "铭,大宝说除了猪圈还有三个男生,你得再叫一个女生咯" }, { "source": "血和汗在哪儿", "target": "你心里呀" }, { "source": "你心里呀", "target": "你真是爱我啊" }, { "source": "谁愿意跟我去骗保", "target": "可以的话咱假戏真做" }, { "source": "美丽", "target": "可没有你美呢" }, { "source": "如果不是船长,我可能要认不出来你了…", "target": "哈哈哈。。因为我一不小心暴露了,所以换了个名儿。" }, { "source": "我衣服也被偷了想不通这年头怎么什么都有人要偷", "target": "简直心理有问题" }, { "source": "讲道理,高铁等两分钟怎么了?时速再稍微提一提就补回来了,规律是死的可人是活的。本来是小事,体谅一下就行了,现在发网上事情闹大了,人家名声都毁了。这种处理结果真不如人意。", "target": "高铁就等你一个人!!规矩坏了还得了" }, { "source": "香菜菜上次拍的时候没注意看我问一下这个钥匙扣是不是两本一起拍的都有啊", "target": "如果不是前一分钟的话就没有的" }, { "source": "这个我赞同!C哥以一敌百,你希望渺茫!", "target": "那个吃包子的?" }, { "source": "那个吃包子的?", "target": "聪明,就是他!" }, { "source": "聪明,就是他!", "target": "不要紧这种无视无视" }, { "source": "好喜欢好妹妹呀", "target": "哈哈哈我没得那么喜欢都是些情怀嘻嘻" }, { "source": "灰色的好看呀", "target": "我俩都好看" }, { "source": "哈哈没有没有我睡着了", "target": "嗯后来把馀嘉熹给硬弄起来了跟她说不好意思哈" }, { "source": "羡慕体重", "target": "平胸" }, { "source": "我要给姐姐告你在进行图文结合", "target": "这么久你才看到" }, { "source": "孩子快乐的学习吧", "target": "都快撑不住了" }, { "source": "很喜欢刘昊然,好想赶快看到他的电影", "target": "很喜欢他" }, { "source": "有本事来我大重庆吓吓我撒", "target": "你包路费我就去重庆溜达一圈" }, { "source": "你包路费我就去重庆溜达一圈", "target": "你这是要我请你吃麻辣烫的节奏" }, { "source": "你这是要我请你吃麻辣烫的节奏", "target": "我要吃火锅" }, { "source": "我要吃火锅", "target": "6块钱的麻辣烫,不能再多了" }, { "source": "开启疯狂模式", "target": "我还以为疯狗模式" }, { "source": "我还以为疯狗模式", "target": "你也可以开" }, { "source": "有没有觉得费霞有点像倪妮?大家都懂得", "target": "啥意思" }, { "source": "蛋糕太美啦!照片是用相机拍的吗?", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "你拍东西都好好看" }, { "source": "你拍东西都好好看", "target": "好想不要脸的点头,对对,好好看" }, { "source": "好想不要脸的点头,对对,好好看", "target": "就是很好看啦" }, { "source": "求合租亲~还找室友蛮?", "target": "亲已经没租了要是早些就好了" }, { "source": "亲已经没租了要是早些就好了", "target": "现在的房子什么时候到期呀?晚点我们可以三个人租三居室'平均下来每个人的价格和二居室差不多" }, { "source": "什么情况有好东西?", "target": "你懂的··" }, { "source": "求投喂", "target": "隔着一座山我咋喂你" }, { "source": "隔着一座山我咋喂你", "target": "我下山来找你,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "八里河有水世界?", "target": "即将正式开园" }, { "source": "快给我推荐", "target": "你肿么了" }, { "source": "下周什么时候方便,来找你啊", "target": "我下周一去你们学校,答应了去做报告" }, { "source": "我下周一去你们学校,答应了去做报告", "target": "那好啊" }, { "source": "那好啊", "target": "我以为你知道呢" }, { "source": "哇约会了啊价格怎么样", "target": "人均100吧" }, { "source": "人均100吧", "target": "那还可以在哪啊" }, { "source": "那还可以在哪啊", "target": "平安金融大厦那里" }, { "source": "平安金融大厦那里", "target": "好的没回家呢过年" }, { "source": "最讨厌洗碗的我要和你分手了", "target": "所以是什么方子" }, { "source": "咪又忙采购啦", "target": "在哪都是过日子" }, { "source": "你们儿子的大耳朵啊,真的是我见过得孩子里最有福的了", "target": "是,可乐那俩大耳朵大耳朵垂,从一出生就惹人关注。好多人见到他第一句话就是大耳朵。弟弟也不小。" }, { "source": "这么好的大西瓜", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "不寄的话都不知道什么时候才能见到你啊", "target": "我弟到T2录节目,你不来?真的不来?!先放着吧,真的不急。" }, { "source": "我弟到T2录节目,你不来?真的不来?!先放着吧,真的不急。", "target": "有假就去,上班没自由啊" }, { "source": "有假就去,上班没自由啊", "target": "好吧,所以,先暂时留在你那儿吧,到时候再说咯。不早了,睡吧,晚安。" }, { "source": "你还是去看新闻联播吧", "target": "新闻联播挺好看的怎么了你不看?" }, { "source": "我来消灭零回复", "target": "我装做很感动的样子" }, { "source": "我装做很感动的样子", "target": "不用感动请我吃饼就行了" }, { "source": "不用感动请我吃饼就行了", "target": "我不" }, { "source": "我不", "target": "傲娇妹" }, { "source": "京都念慈菴", "target": "这些对我已经完全没用了,输几天液都没好,现在嗓子已废" }, { "source": "别人是不是都2000多票了", "target": "·············我很有桑·······" }, { "source": "·············我很有桑·······", "target": "有桑什么。。。" }, { "source": "趁着还够年纪生一个", "target": "生不生不是问题,问题是跟谁生" }, { "source": "生不生不是问题,问题是跟谁生", "target": "说不急也不能真的不急,遇到合适的就试试,说不定就可以呢" }, { "source": "要照顾好自己哦,健身要慢慢来的", "target": "已经像树懒一样慢了" }, { "source": "我爱你、我想你、最终却只能远远望着你", "target": "哇…你这个直接还这么有杀伤力…" }, { "source": "天蝎和天秤能复合吗?", "target": "天蝎不要找天秤" }, { "source": "天蝎不要找天秤", "target": "放弃了…" }, { "source": "起身看看,外面下雪了吗?", "target": "在下雨" }, { "source": "我做梦中间醒了再睡也能连上,不知道怎么回事", "target": "大概是第六感很强的缘故" }, { "source": "大概是第六感很强的缘故", "target": "是。你有过这种经验吗,就是你梦里的东西变成现实了或者你的某一个念头在不久以后也成真的了,跟你脑子里想的一模一样" }, { "source": "是。你有过这种经验吗,就是你梦里的东西变成现实了或者你的某一个念头在不久以后也成真的了,跟你脑子里想的一模一样", "target": "说明你第六感强啊!我梦见的事好像都没发生!" }, { "source": "礼物不需挑最贵只要香榭的落叶去香榭一趟必须是高富帅", "target": "香榭是哪里呀" }, { "source": "香榭是哪里呀", "target": "法国香榭丽舍大道" }, { "source": "你是坏人吖~~~", "target": "不知道多好!" }, { "source": "中午好小雪开心快乐", "target": "午好" }, { "source": "回家呢!!超级棒~你家在哪里啊", "target": "嘿嘿,几乎每周都回家呢~你都忘了吗,在厦门嘞" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,几乎每周都回家呢~你都忘了吗,在厦门嘞", "target": "哦哦!对对对!忘了忘了" }, { "source": "你做饭啊?", "target": "是滴呀!嘿嘿!" }, { "source": "是滴呀!嘿嘿!", "target": "那天尝尝…" }, { "source": "那天尝尝…", "target": "好的好的嘿嘿不过有点难吃哟!" }, { "source": "好的好的嘿嘿不过有点难吃哟!", "target": "可以的,我还不会做勒" }, { "source": "可以的,我还不会做勒", "target": "好滴" }, { "source": "好滴", "target": "记得明天11点哈," }, { "source": "好勤奋啊,你宿舍的人有福气咯", "target": "可以搬进来哦!哈哈" }, { "source": "可以搬进来哦!哈哈", "target": "那搬进来那刻我觉得我更幸福" }, { "source": "好漂亮的样子,就是雾大了。。", "target": "对呀,雾太大山顶看不见" }, { "source": "期待咱仨下一次相聚", "target": "啥时候能再见了" }, { "source": "啥时候能再见了", "target": "相聚会有时" }, { "source": "相聚会有时", "target": "相聚时光太短暂,害怕分别" }, { "source": "背景墙壁纸是本来就是弯的,还是你对它做了什么[允悲]", "target": "那是我的桌布…" }, { "source": "好漂亮的你呀", "target": "谢谢夸奖,但是只是一般" }, { "source": "不行了,看你剪羊毛那张太可爱了,看一次笑一次,根本听不下来啊", "target": "哈哈哈哈~我自己看也是、当时太囧了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈~我自己看也是、当时太囧了", "target": "哈哈哈,太可爱啦!!" }, { "source": "气死我了,孺子不可教也啊", "target": "嘿嘿。" }, { "source": "嘿嘿。", "target": "诶。。。。。" }, { "source": "诶。。。。。", "target": "被我征服了" }, { "source": "被我征服了", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "你没有发现~~~居然没有发现~" }, { "source": "你没有发现~~~居然没有发现~", "target": "发现什么?" }, { "source": "天天失眠啊大长腿", "target": "不困" }, { "source": "好想请一礼拜的假看电视哦", "target": "好想不桑班了哦" }, { "source": "好想不桑班了哦", "target": "我也是好痛苦" }, { "source": "我也是好痛苦", "target": "哈哈你又换个什么破手机" }, { "source": "蛮好看的!我在单身律师的时候稍微沉迷了一下", "target": "虽然觉得为爱里的颜更好看但现在也不差哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "男朋友?", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "地皮菇么", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "福州没有钱买会员发不了图", "target": "同福州" }, { "source": "同福州", "target": "有空一起蹦迪" }, { "source": "宝贝都这么大啦", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "那就失眠", "target": "我才不会失眠!" }, { "source": "天都要黑了,洗洗睡吧", "target": "你睡啊" }, { "source": "这首诗好不吉利啊听起来", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "不好意思,我问一下你第一样煮的是什么啊?还有第三样是荷包蛋嘛!怎么没有放酱油啊?", "target": "嘻嘻放了放了,第一个就是第二个,疙瘩汤,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "嘻嘻放了放了,第一个就是第二个,疙瘩汤,嘻嘻", "target": "我感觉也有点想。" }, { "source": "我感觉也有点想。", "target": "很好吃额" }, { "source": "很好吃额", "target": "哈哈,是吗,有机会尝尝。你吃过最高境界吗。" }, { "source": "哈哈,是吗,有机会尝尝。你吃过最高境界吗。", "target": "你吃过最高境界吗??行行,稳妥" }, { "source": "好友早安", "target": "亲:快乐" }, { "source": "下个月不用花呗了", "target": "要是只有花呗我可能还轻松点。。" }, { "source": "这东西好吃吗", "target": "好吃!不过最好自己做,好把内脏清理干净。" }, { "source": "我觉得你在向往那种生活。", "target": "是的啊" }, { "source": "新婚快乐~", "target": "正式婚了告诉你" }, { "source": "事实上,抛开渣男渣女的说法来看,这就是试婚,挺负责任,如果不合适,生了,是害了孩子,理性点也不是坏事,毕竟不是偶像剧", "target": "提前双方沟通,开诚布公说好了才叫负责,自己一个人瞒在心里,算什么回事?这都不像话,这样就很自私了。" }, { "source": "你说她纯真,呵呵", "target": "我说笑容,别和我呵呵…" }, { "source": "你喝水也胖", "target": "同喝水胖握爪" }, { "source": "你没有下载谷歌三件套", "target": "下载了" }, { "source": "你真应该整出一新版的浮生六记。", "target": "平淡的真趣。" }, { "source": "在人多的地方,你说是哪", "target": "南门?大雁塔?" }, { "source": "南门?大雁塔?", "target": "还是你了解" }, { "source": "你吃不吃药都一样啦,钱钱没有了", "target": "省了多少了呀~" }, { "source": "五月天是红遍亚洲的,你们只限于内地", "target": "凤凰传奇红遍地球" }, { "source": "跑调跑到哪里去了也不知道", "target": "昨天打你电话竟然没回" }, { "source": "昨天打你电话竟然没回", "target": "没有吧?未接来电也没有,我手机不知道怎么的,常打不进,我妈,我同事都这么说" }, { "source": "这周六上班", "target": "所以博主写的是这周已经过去了一半。" }, { "source": "所以博主写的是这周已经过去了一半。", "target": "今天才刚开始" }, { "source": "幸福的胖子", "target": "我刚醒宝宝是个胖墩我也是醉了~" }, { "source": "你不是让人带走了钱包?", "target": "然后她上了前面那班车" }, { "source": "去哪家面试?", "target": "点评有可能…出门忘带手机了…" }, { "source": "点评有可能…出门忘带手机了…", "target": "那你现在是怎么回复的" }, { "source": "感觉自己萌萌哒。", "target": "不萌,很狼。" }, { "source": "不萌,很狼。", "target": "人家怕怕了肿么办!" }, { "source": "昕昕怎么把潘帅取关了", "target": "哪里取关了啊明明还关注的" }, { "source": "五一打算去哪里", "target": "你想去哪里" }, { "source": "你想去哪里", "target": "可以安排四天" }, { "source": "你怎么又没长高呢(来自一个小矮子的诉说)", "target": "告诉她们,我变美了啊" }, { "source": "告诉她们,我变美了啊", "target": "哈哈哈,今年试试" }, { "source": "你怎么知道是撞衫?", "target": "网络上写的。" }, { "source": "我妈妈陪我打的", "target": "我打耳洞时候妈妈还不知道~叛逆期哈哈" }, { "source": "我打耳洞时候妈妈还不知道~叛逆期哈哈", "target": "我高考完打的,哈哈" }, { "source": "我高考完打的,哈哈", "target": "现在回想起来都觉得自己好有勇气啊哈哈" }, { "source": "现在回想起来都觉得自己好有勇气啊哈哈", "target": "你岂止是打耳洞啊。哈哈" }, { "source": "你岂止是打耳洞啊。哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈~我也“非主流”过呗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈~我也“非主流”过呗", "target": "叛逆少女啊,哈哈,可有个性了" }, { "source": "叛逆少女啊,哈哈,可有个性了", "target": "想想都过去快10年了,咱们还有联络,多好!么么哒" }, { "source": "小冰英文单词里有单词……", "target": "一个英文单词也可以是汉语拼音。" }, { "source": "一个英文单词也可以是汉语拼音。", "target": "单词里的单词……" }, { "source": "单词里的单词……", "target": "那轻松的单词怎么读.." }, { "source": "祝你愿望成真因为这也是我的愿望", "target": "祝我们愿望成真" }, { "source": "何时归啊?", "target": "未知呀~估计51后吧~" }, { "source": "⊙▽⊙我最近脑瓜真的不好用", "target": "没关系可以理解。" }, { "source": "那张三人合照里的大门牙我似曾相识。。在哪部剧里看到过的样子。", "target": "啊咧~大门牙~我去看一眼" }, { "source": "请问从哪偷窥,睡不着想偷窥", "target": "我好像找着了有点吓人" }, { "source": "我身边竟然有这么厉害的一位大神。", "target": "还是有点不像的" }, { "source": "送鞋~", "target": "我感觉尺码容易买不对哈哈" }, { "source": "祝她生日快乐!", "target": "然后今天遇见了她,我鼓足勇气追上去,说了生日快乐。" }, { "source": "然后今天遇见了她,我鼓足勇气追上去,说了生日快乐。", "target": "然后她默默地扫了你一眼,露出女神般的笑容,说了句:呵呵。" }, { "source": "哗,老大楼下那幅实在太年青了!!!!不过我本人比较喜欢上面那幅呀......老大,好好休息一段时间,接着就要去下一个工作了!!!!", "target": "楼下那张好像是在洗手间," }, { "source": "楼下那张好像是在洗手间,", "target": "不过我个人比较喜欢老大楼主的打扮呀!" }, { "source": "不过我个人比较喜欢老大楼主的打扮呀!", "target": "我喜欢楼下的,貌似老大很喜欢穿这种开衫的," }, { "source": "我喜欢楼下的,貌似老大很喜欢穿这种开衫的,", "target": "呵呵,老大的样子属斯文型,所以我才觉得上面的气埸较合他,下面其实也不错呀!" }, { "source": "呵呵,老大的样子属斯文型,所以我才觉得上面的气埸较合他,下面其实也不错呀!", "target": "都不错啦," }, { "source": "都不错啦,", "target": "不知老大休息至何时呀???" }, { "source": "不知老大休息至何时呀???", "target": "应该会休息一段时间吧," }, { "source": "成年人了?", "target": "快了,马上十八岁了。" }, { "source": "我就说一句:关晓彤最美应该没人反驳吧", "target": "美美的!" }, { "source": "贵过头了2块钱还差不多比市场一斤菜还贵算什么", "target": "你怎么可以把我辛辛苦苦做出来的白颜料比做一斤菜!" }, { "source": "你貌似消失了好久了~", "target": "是啊,今天是实在没憋住,本来是不想发的,呵呵" }, { "source": "是啊,今天是实在没憋住,本来是不想发的,呵呵", "target": "为什么要憋呢,那样才会让人难受啊…" }, { "source": "为什么要憋呢,那样才会让人难受啊…", "target": "没你说的,那么严重,其实还好啦,对了,你最近没逃课吗" }, { "source": "没你说的,那么严重,其实还好啦,对了,你最近没逃课吗", "target": "没有呢,最近很努力的在学习呢" }, { "source": "没有呢,最近很努力的在学习呢", "target": "是不是,不逃课不是你风格啊吼吼" }, { "source": "是不是,不逃课不是你风格啊吼吼", "target": "人总是会变嘛,我要觉醒啦,哈哈" }, { "source": "人总是会变嘛,我要觉醒啦,哈哈", "target": "是不,学好了,好好考试,考的好请你吃好吃,要是不好你请我" }, { "source": "是不,学好了,好好考试,考的好请你吃好吃,要是不好你请我", "target": "行啊,行啊,一定!看我的吧!" }, { "source": "行啊,行啊,一定!看我的吧!", "target": "恩,看好你" }, { "source": "喜欢她的笑容!!!", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "唉,顿时心碎了一地,爱张翰爱了五年啊", "target": "同!但还是要继续爱下去" }, { "source": "同!但还是要继续爱下去", "target": "对,不会变" }, { "source": "对,不会变", "target": "嗯哪" }, { "source": "出西要注意身体!", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "周六可以去长沙放肆了~~~", "target": "是学习!纯粹的学习好么!" }, { "source": "是学习!纯粹的学习好么!", "target": "那,周日学习,为啥要周六去列~~还说不是去放肆,哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那,周日学习,为啥要周六去列~~还说不是去放肆,哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "然而你已经看穿了一切" }, { "source": "啊妈呀!这不是那谁吗!!!古玮钰钰钰钰!!啊啊啊,看见真人好激动啊啊啊", "target": "笑死我哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "谁说我胖?", "target": "为你站台,谁说你胖" }, { "source": "姐你要回家了?好巧啊,明天我也要回家", "target": "。。。你是说回就回了。。一礼拜回个七八十来次也行~" }, { "source": "。。。你是说回就回了。。一礼拜回个七八十来次也行~", "target": "哈哈,有空来找我玩啊" }, { "source": "过节", "target": "过什么节" }, { "source": "我刚准备撩你,你就有了新欢", "target": "没有新欢,没有没有" }, { "source": "睡吧,孩子", "target": "一点都不困娟儿~~" }, { "source": "看你可怜,赞一个吧", "target": "你是好人啊!!!么么哒" }, { "source": "你是好人啊!!!么么哒", "target": "不谢不谢,去帮涛儿妈交话费去吧" }, { "source": "回来工作找好了吗?", "target": "嗯在椒江" }, { "source": "实习如何?学得到东西不", "target": "学到一些" }, { "source": "学到一些", "target": "恩恩,那就加油啦" }, { "source": "我知道我知道卷卷的最爱跟我留一根今天出来吃翅桶啊", "target": "给你留一包啦~好啊,不过我今晚要吃完饭才能出去" }, { "source": "给你留一包啦~好啊,不过我今晚要吃完饭才能出去", "target": "我也是等不晒了再出来吧" }, { "source": "能不能告诉我怎样才能长两条大长腿?", "target": "不吃呗就有了哈哈" }, { "source": "不吃呗就有了哈哈", "target": "不吃饿呀,关键是即使不吃腿也不瘦不长呀" }, { "source": "你好,我是你的心上人", "target": "好的嘛" }, { "source": "金星秀超好看", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "先别说收视了嘉宾这么多而且这是野榜也不需要吹收视", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "男神就是帅!", "target": "训练了,快来" }, { "source": "训练了,快来", "target": "男神" }, { "source": "男神", "target": "在家犯病?" }, { "source": "你那疼了………", "target": "头!" }, { "source": "我外婆重男轻女挺严重的,于是我大姨妈也很重男轻女,我姐也有点重男轻女,他们有一对龙凤胎,儿子得到的爱一直是比女儿多一些,而女儿从小就知道“你们更喜欢弟弟”,所以心里已经埋下了这个种子,虽然她还没长大,但是我觉得很有可能她长大后也会重男轻女,这个虽然不是基因的事情,但是会通过这种隐", "target": "不该是小时候受到了不公长大后我要对我女儿更好吗" }, { "source": "不该是小时候受到了不公长大后我要对我女儿更好吗", "target": "对我一开始也是这么想的但是这件事上我在我大姨妈一家上看到了截然相反的例子,而且我也相信这个也会遗传" }, { "source": "搞清楚!黄牛抢票的手段并不是市场手段!所以照你这么说一切扰乱市场秩序的行为都是合法的咯!既然都叫黄牛了,肯定有其不合理性!", "target": "如果他通过内部系统确实属于扰乱市场。如果使用其他用户,相同界面我感觉合情合理,就不能乱扣黄牛帽子了。" }, { "source": "如果他通过内部系统确实属于扰乱市场。如果使用其他用户,相同界面我感觉合情合理,就不能乱扣黄牛帽子了。", "target": "哥们儿,理解清楚了,黄牛扰乱的是价格机制。价格恰好又是市场公平的最重要途径,这都合情合理那还有什么不合情合理的事情了?!" }, { "source": "洗漱不知道干嘛去了,姐现在在等火车啊", "target": "羡慕能回家的孩子" }, { "source": "期待", "target": "别买王者都不能录屏" }, { "source": "别买王者都不能录屏", "target": "我弟弟的500块钱的魅蓝5王者都可以录屏" }, { "source": "我周六去南京看梅花,当天往返", "target": "霸气我周六答辩下午值班晚上可以去机场接你" }, { "source": "霸气我周六答辩下午值班晚上可以去机场接你", "target": "答辩顺利~" }, { "source": "不抱怨的心态需要继续练", "target": "吃货,好吃的呢,上图" }, { "source": "吃货,好吃的呢,上图", "target": "还没起来呢~" }, { "source": "还没起来呢~", "target": "这?你好可怕" }, { "source": "哥们你是不是参加过北京台的《百姓秀场》的节目录制?", "target": "大众脸么没有哈" }, { "source": "情人节光棍快乐噶", "target": "哈哈~同乐。那我是过情人节&暂时光棍节!" }, { "source": "哈哈~同乐。那我是过情人节&暂时光棍节!", "target": "嘿嘿~一起光棍嗨皮啊~我光故我在~" }, { "source": "怎么瘦啊我也不想做单身汪了", "target": "我也想知道怎么瘦" }, { "source": "你娃要干点啥", "target": "干坏事" }, { "source": "宋慧乔真好看", "target": "对啊,她一直都挺好看的" }, { "source": "流口水的MM不少呀1", "target": "你是不是其中一个哈" }, { "source": "啦啦啦,来溜达一圈", "target": "终于来了" }, { "source": "终于来了", "target": "之前没看到啊" }, { "source": "之前没看到啊", "target": "燕子" }, { "source": "亲你又调皮了~~", "target": "我可以后悔么,可以么...哈哈哈,我才不会恩,不就是颗蘑菇么" }, { "source": "我可以后悔么,可以么...哈哈哈,我才不会恩,不就是颗蘑菇么", "target": "下雨的时候可以去墙角假装蘑菇~~【不然去买假发吧我最近弄了顶原宿系的~~" }, { "source": "我从六七岁开始就养德牧,现在30年了,仍是最爱!只因担心同楼邻居有意见,就是默默忍着不敢养!有时狗主说:别怕,它不咬人!可那是您自己的伙伴!陌生人怎会不怕獠牙…", "target": "你家…德牧年纪还真大啊…哈哈" }, { "source": "吃饭看电影自己安排挺好的呀,想吃啥吃啥,想看啥看啥,都听我的", "target": "哈哈哈,你这么说也对,因为他吃的可嗨,电影看的也可投入" }, { "source": "表白易烊千玺,欢迎回家", "target": "欢迎回来" }, { "source": "怎么这么晚了还不睡觉啊?", "target": "还在工作,快吐血了" }, { "source": "还在工作,快吐血了", "target": "可怜死了!" }, { "source": "可怜死了!", "target": "想你" }, { "source": "微笑", "target": "好笑吗" }, { "source": "好笑吗", "target": "不好笑太伤感适合你啊" }, { "source": "狗咬式刘海", "target": "你需要吗" }, { "source": "起来晒太阳", "target": "什么时候有空啊,出来耍耍" }, { "source": "额……我朋友都说我审美比较那啥……所以我喜欢的类型你不一定喜欢……而且,你不觉得最近首页最近好多人都在爆照嘛!!!", "target": "没有……我朋友也吐槽过我交往的颜值怎么和我差这么多" }, { "source": "这店在杭州么", "target": "在的!南山路美院附近!" }, { "source": "在的!南山路美院附近!", "target": "求店名" }, { "source": "哈哈,最近很久不学英语,都不会啊", "target": "所以我把神圣的学习机会都让给你!!" }, { "source": "所以我把神圣的学习机会都让给你!!", "target": "哈哈,谢谢诶。既然你有如此宝贵的机会,就不要让给我啦。" }, { "source": "磊磊别这么想不收你也是", "target": "什么时候能像你一样优秀" }, { "source": "什么时候能像你一样优秀", "target": "当你想她一样丑陋的时候" }, { "source": "我一直以为博主是个妹纸", "target": "有什么依据" }, { "source": "肉嘟嘟真的贼可爱呢", "target": "嗯,现在可胖了!全身都是肉!" }, { "source": "嗯,现在可胖了!全身都是肉!", "target": "是啊是啊肉腿真的好可爱" }, { "source": "拣的钱要赶紧花掉", "target": "我还想还给人家的…" }, { "source": "我还想还给人家的…", "target": "那是我掉的。给我不" }, { "source": "那是我掉的。给我不", "target": "你长得比我俊??" }, { "source": "你长得比我俊??", "target": "应该比你俊。" }, { "source": "应该比你俊。", "target": "切,发片片过来让我瞅瞅…" }, { "source": "切,发片片过来让我瞅瞅…", "target": "你知道结果就行了。" }, { "source": "你知道结果就行了。", "target": "结果就是你皮够厚…" }, { "source": "你派嘟娃子去咬他都行了撒", "target": "嘟袜子也遭咬了" }, { "source": "嘟袜子也遭咬了", "target": "你晓得、他的毛冷个厚" }, { "source": "突然感觉心情不是很好可能是因为代购的护肤品还不到", "target": "漫长的等待很折磨人" }, { "source": "终于好了---回音百结系统修复完毕---", "target": "不要高兴太早哦" }, { "source": "不要高兴太早哦", "target": "怎么啦" }, { "source": "怎么啦", "target": "好无聊哦.." }, { "source": "好无聊哦..", "target": "回音陪你" }, { "source": "回音陪你", "target": "那你想不想陪我?" }, { "source": "那你想不想陪我?", "target": "想~" }, { "source": "想~", "target": "想吃什么.." }, { "source": "想吃什么..", "target": "葱油饼" }, { "source": "早安,我的朋友", "target": "早安!" }, { "source": "早安!", "target": "早,运动完,早餐去噜" }, { "source": "早,运动完,早餐去噜", "target": "生命在于运动真棒!" }, { "source": "前排!我的喵哥真帅!", "target": "是是是帅的一笔~" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "一定会快乐!" }, { "source": "我也饿了", "target": "那怎办,我也不能这么晚喊你出来吃夜宵得" }, { "source": "那怎办,我也不能这么晚喊你出来吃夜宵得", "target": "我不吃,吃宵夜会肥,你也别吃了" }, { "source": "我不吃,吃宵夜会肥,你也别吃了", "target": "恩'忍住。我已经很胖了" }, { "source": "采点油菜花编花环~~", "target": "这个必须有〜" }, { "source": "王法是什么!", "target": "就是天理" }, { "source": "我好饿哦", "target": "吃,明天带你吃啥呢" }, { "source": "哎爱情让人痴迷啊", "target": "你头像真。。。。" }, { "source": "压力真大", "target": "我觉得周冬雨和你很像,有没有" }, { "source": "我觉得周冬雨和你很像,有没有", "target": "怎么可能给你看个像的" }, { "source": "现在的小孩满满的套路", "target": "对的" }, { "source": "手残党要怎么开始画画呀", "target": "从基础的素描几何体开始" }, { "source": "要来大姨妈吗反正我每次都是这样", "target": "只是最近都太清淡了" }, { "source": "跑那么远去浪", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "来这让妳品品-7°下雪的感觉...", "target": "有暖气嘛" }, { "source": "有暖气嘛", "target": "当然有" }, { "source": "轰隆隆只是其中之一好么?带全名的多了去我的重点是捆绑热搜的澄清,怎么说到占首页这种两家都干的事上来了", "target": "我之前就是再说占首页阿你非要扯我们刷轰隆隆了我只好就出来澄清一下了" }, { "source": "手链好漂亮~这位小伙伴的字好飘逸呀。", "target": "嘿嘿,泰国的哦!" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,泰国的哦!", "target": "哇。好洋气。" }, { "source": "哇。好洋气。", "target": "爱心义卖的时候买来的。写这张便签的人字很潇洒吧?" }, { "source": "爱心义卖的时候买来的。写这张便签的人字很潇洒吧?", "target": "嗯!很是飘逸呀。" }, { "source": "嗯!很是飘逸呀。", "target": "他是除了我师兄师弟以外我见过的第二个写字很舒服的男生。" }, { "source": "未成年待遇享受不了多久了啊~", "target": "永远18-1" }, { "source": "永远18-1", "target": "23" }, { "source": "我的女神要永远幸福。我们13级永远爱你。永远是我们心目中的女神", "target": "我也爱你们,永远" }, { "source": "夜深了,请不要发吃的", "target": "在这个时候发最合适" }, { "source": "在这个时候发最合适", "target": "还好我已经吃了" }, { "source": "今天超帅的", "target": "我听出来了,意思就是我平时………" }, { "source": "我听出来了,意思就是我平时………", "target": "看破不说破" }, { "source": "同学'再说啥", "target": "说叫老大替妳主持公道呀" }, { "source": "说叫老大替妳主持公道呀", "target": "我就是吓唬一下他'我叔都不管我'臭男人" }, { "source": "我就是吓唬一下他'我叔都不管我'臭男人", "target": "你这句臭男人骂这么大声不怕他听到..." }, { "source": "丫丫网也是2007-2017,陪你成长的,不只是一部手机。", "target": "居然没有死" }, { "source": "居然没有死", "target": "死了你就开心了?" }, { "source": "红裙子真的好好看", "target": "最近超喜欢红色跟紫色" }, { "source": "听起来挺好啊,紫雪是?", "target": "琪琪" }, { "source": "琪琪", "target": "还是不懂···" }, { "source": "还是不懂···", "target": "紫雪,是一个人,像樱空释,喜欢" }, { "source": "眼镜瞪得再大也不咋的", "target": "你好漂亮哦" }, { "source": "弹琴来倒时差吗", "target": "醒太早,又怕吵到人" }, { "source": "醒太早,又怕吵到人", "target": "不容易,又要倒个一周差不多?" }, { "source": "不容易,又要倒个一周差不多?", "target": "争取每天进步一点点" }, { "source": "争取每天进步一点点", "target": "给你爱的抱抱,加油" }, { "source": "大秦帝国!好看吗?", "target": "这套书买回来放在另一个家了来不及看我同学看过觉得不错" }, { "source": "这套书买回来放在另一个家了来不及看我同学看过觉得不错", "target": "噢噢~感觉大部头,有点没勇气~" }, { "source": "噢噢~感觉大部头,有点没勇气~", "target": "慢慢看看书就在于过程而不是看完" }, { "source": "好久不见了啊么么哒", "target": "是阿今年过年都没看到你" }, { "source": "是阿今年过年都没看到你", "target": "躲起来了那次回周宁可以约" }, { "source": "我也想去海边!这是哪里?", "target": "滨海大道,红树林" }, { "source": "滨海大道,红树林", "target": "回来了果断去溜达啊!" }, { "source": "回来了果断去溜达啊!", "target": "恩恩,风景很不错的" }, { "source": "杉哥好像!你好丑", "target": "介就是我真实的样子" }, { "source": "你一直不是一个人哦", "target": "这句话是说我一直不是一个人,还是说我一直不是一个人" }, { "source": "这句话是说我一直不是一个人,还是说我一直不是一个人", "target": "你不是孤单一个人" }, { "source": "左边这个叮叮真的是因为对比才显黑再加上粉色", "target": "\"我们白着呢\"" }, { "source": "今天晚上吃什么>3<", "target": "烤脑花怎么样?" }, { "source": "不要吃醋小锅我们3602见", "target": "你对蜗牛嫂这么好" }, { "source": "手机壳好赞~", "target": "你懂我" }, { "source": "你懂我", "target": "啦啦啦~" }, { "source": "你去哪了女神", "target": "去到你心里" }, { "source": "我现在才反应过来只有阮阮的青春是永垂不朽的!我还以为你打错字!", "target": "你不要告诉我你今天去看了钢铁侠然后又看了致青春" }, { "source": "室友云南的,老说这句", "target": "这不是重庆的?" }, { "source": "喜欢唱歌和跳舞", "target": "蒙古歌吗" }, { "source": "蒙古歌吗", "target": "剥蒜歌" }, { "source": "已经不知道搞事服除了强制开阵营之外和普通服有什么区别了", "target": "还有穷啊" }, { "source": "为什么你们那过年票价才30我们这70左右!", "target": "捉妖记买的48" }, { "source": "去云南了啊", "target": "嗯啊" }, { "source": "炫耀死的早", "target": "我真心想走好吗" }, { "source": "你们还在寝室啊", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "下雨了?", "target": "下的还不是一般的大,光山没下?" }, { "source": "下的还不是一般的大,光山没下?", "target": "一点都没下" }, { "source": "少年辛苦了", "target": "祝封老师更辛苦!" }, { "source": "所有的离别终会相见,只是不知道是以怎样的方式", "target": "天下没有不散的宴席" }, { "source": "多多向我学习怎么奖励我啊", "target": "啵一个今晚别迟到啊" }, { "source": "啵一个今晚别迟到啊", "target": "肯定比你早" }, { "source": "啥时候成了体育博主", "target": "兴趣博主,因为其他兴趣好像也不太适合,什么娱乐什么的,等我过一段时间改成自媒体认证" }, { "source": "兴趣博主,因为其他兴趣好像也不太适合,什么娱乐什么的,等我过一段时间改成自媒体认证", "target": "哈哈哈可以的" }, { "source": "我是咋么了自从11.2广州见到你后,这星期我都完全着迷了一样", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "餐食好吃对于这种山上的旅馆来说最重要", "target": "好吃" }, { "source": "哇菜注意防晒啊", "target": "你菜已经黑成鬼了,自带背心" }, { "source": "你菜已经黑成鬼了,自带背心", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这么大的反差" }, { "source": "你的脸咋那么多斑", "target": "其实个人感觉这种斑有点分人的不是很适合没有原来美了" }, { "source": "上车没?姐早上就跟打仗一样!就为了迎接你的到来", "target": "快到啦。哈哈。那我岂不是特别失礼胡子都没刮" }, { "source": "快到啦。哈哈。那我岂不是特别失礼胡子都没刮", "target": "这么快?我一会开始做实验,祈祷顺利。我最快12点半跟你碰头。" }, { "source": "哇恭喜!!!咱们的愿望实现了!!!!!", "target": "对啊对啊!感谢老天成全!!我会带着两个人的力气喊到脱力的!!!" }, { "source": "你肿么可以这么滴感动我我只能以身相许了", "target": "千万不要许给我,养不活!!!" }, { "source": "千万不要许给我,养不活!!!", "target": "我恨你" }, { "source": "麻烦给我来一叠蒜蓉的", "target": "一起" }, { "source": "一起", "target": "我以为你只要醋料麻酱和油碟" }, { "source": "我以为你只要醋料麻酱和油碟", "target": "我还真没尝过蒜蓉哈哈" }, { "source": "想吃炸鸡不知道第几次", "target": "你居然在这么远" }, { "source": "你居然在这么远", "target": "???啥意思" }, { "source": "哪天咱俩去坐坐吧,我喜欢湖", "target": "好啊。不知道那是什么湖,面积不大,但看着很平静。" }, { "source": "我饿了。。", "target": "我边煲鱼汤,枣子汤,边喝海带汤" }, { "source": "你喜欢带眼镜的", "target": "嗯,怎么啦?" }, { "source": "嗯,怎么啦?", "target": "因为我平时不带,就这一张是,呵呵" }, { "source": "感有目标..加油哇...", "target": "你都系.你吾错的." }, { "source": "阿姨怕你电脑冻着了……多窝心啊", "target": "好气也好笑!!!我找的急晚上要用看到在被窝笑起来了哈哈哈!!" }, { "source": "好气也好笑!!!我找的急晚上要用看到在被窝笑起来了哈哈哈!!", "target": "嘿嘿~~明天好好干诶……" }, { "source": "嘿嘿~~明天好好干诶……", "target": "好嘿!!!你有找落了嘛" }, { "source": "好嘿!!!你有找落了嘛", "target": "木啊………………" }, { "source": "我也没睡~", "target": "你大半夜的没睡是什么情况!" }, { "source": "心胸狭窄成不了大事的人,咱不理他", "target": "本来一直留着没取关还想看看还能作什么妖呢,这下好了,也不用耽误我时间了" }, { "source": "本来一直留着没取关还想看看还能作什么妖呢,这下好了,也不用耽误我时间了", "target": "他不配你关注" }, { "source": "八王坟送友人打卡", "target": "为什么听起来怪怪的" }, { "source": "为什么听起来怪怪的", "target": "八王坟是个车站名!阿弥陀佛" }, { "source": "来来来,喝完这杯还有三杯", "target": "哈哈哈对头" }, { "source": "我就想知道那里的水果是不是比国内好次", "target": "也还好吧…我买的北海道的甜瓜,确实很甜但跟哈密瓜也没什么区别" }, { "source": "什么情况我就不喜欢削皮咋办", "target": "外面裹了一层蜡,你可以用家里的苹果试试" }, { "source": "人生20+年的写照。8月之前,我是这样一个我,现在嘛!,好像又回到这个状态了,只是爱豆的消息会关注。佛系追星,我又回来了", "target": "大姐……" }, { "source": "大姐……", "target": "干啥" }, { "source": "干啥", "target": "没……只是没想到这里面有大姐你" }, { "source": "瘦了下巴厚了", "target": "么有爱了" }, { "source": "你回家了?明天回来不?你和子睿一起给我讲数电呀~~~", "target": "我回来了亲~什么时候考试?" }, { "source": "我回来了亲~什么时候考试?", "target": "后天" }, { "source": "我看见这句话,脑子里突然就想到有的人值得被爱,有的不值得,我是不是特别不浪漫", "target": "也可以这么理解" }, { "source": "我黎搭救你", "target": "来嘛…等你" }, { "source": "想请问黑白是用什么软件调的呀??", "target": "美图就有黑白滤镜啦" }, { "source": "生孩儿养老本来就是个自私的想法,孩子生下来不是为你而生,而是因你而生。", "target": "不生更自私,因为别人的孩子得给你养老" }, { "source": "不生更自私,因为别人的孩子得给你养老", "target": "不好意思,我一直工作交5险,退休金拿的退休金也属于自己年轻时候交的。最后,我就喜欢这么晚自私的活着,轻松愉快,怎么,自私还用坐牢啊?" }, { "source": "看着他在舞台上发光发亮辛苦努力能让他感受到他有照亮别人,台下我们支持陪伴,即使他不知道我是谁但让他知道我们在,陪他欢笑陪她痛哭,就一切都好", "target": "因为想让你开心,你也在为我们反应援,真的都好" }, { "source": "咳嗽咳了两个月希望自己快快好起来健健康康的", "target": "去看看医生,不要不当回事" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我觉得隶书这个代号让我和小伙伴们都惊呆了!", "target": "本来就是隶书。他好早以前就在私下里说过的我们都听到了——什么“你写的字是隶书啊!!!他们怎么可以讲你写的字很差呢??!!!隶书是世界上最优雅最美丽的字体了啊!!!!”……" }, { "source": "我还在熬夜复习呢,明天最后一科了感觉要挂", "target": "加油吧,一定会很好的" }, { "source": "糖类都是用来补充能量的好吧", "target": "也有脂肪" }, { "source": "手工酸辣粉还不错!!辣味巴适!", "target": "重庆人就是离不开酸辣粉和小面啊~" }, { "source": "天哪,求个原图", "target": "给啦" }, { "source": "又怎么了?你恋爱了??", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "加油!亲爱的!", "target": "哈哈发现没我爸衬衫扣子扣错了,我给买的衬衫,好看不?我爸对颜色有点崩溃,我哄他穿的" }, { "source": "为什么我什么都不知道单从表情来看一定是我媳妇儿无疑了。", "target": "你俩还是人么????" }, { "source": "那胎停空囊药流清宫后多久可以要孩子啊?没有查到专业的说法,医生说是建议半年后。", "target": "恢复得好的话3个月就可以了" }, { "source": "营业员挺大方的", "target": "我觉得,与其说是营业员很大方,不如说是等等超可爱的缘故~~~" }, { "source": "陆机长帅帅哒", "target": "哈哈哈,捧场" }, { "source": "比心", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "我想起了小南门的中通叔叔", "target": "哈哈哈哈他挺可爱的~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈他挺可爱的~", "target": "这应该是美宝莲的吧中通哪有这个空啊。。。" }, { "source": "能踩出雪花形状的话!就加1!", "target": "哈哈。不错吧。蛮好看。" }, { "source": "十几年后你依然是少女?", "target": "我都二十好几了人家才初一" }, { "source": "我都二十好几了人家才初一", "target": "没没没你永远十九岁" }, { "source": "请忽略我的兰花指……", "target": "真的你不说我光顾着看脸了,你说了,我才想起来看手,你太可爱了" }, { "source": "认真听课啊…毛毛。", "target": "这是早上精读课画的精读听啥子嘛···" }, { "source": "小区里不堵车", "target": "有道理" }, { "source": "一怒之下以后再也不担心了。开心!", "target": "我都想换个四川的号了" }, { "source": "为什么结婚22年,大儿子24?是我智商问题吗?", "target": "真的是你智商问题" }, { "source": "同座勾搭这种事是要看脸的!", "target": "你不就勾搭了吗" }, { "source": "你不就勾搭了吗", "target": "我有颜啊!" }, { "source": "我有颜啊!", "target": "哪来的自信" }, { "source": "我想你了", "target": "我也想你了" }, { "source": "我也想你了", "target": "你有病么?我乱说的" }, { "source": "你有病么?我乱说的", "target": "我也是配合你" }, { "source": "掌声送给社会人!", "target": "纽约使我歇斯底里" }, { "source": "纽约使我歇斯底里", "target": "惨兮兮" }, { "source": "惨兮兮", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈没有啦最近很喜欢用成语觉得自己很有文化" }, { "source": "炒饭不错喔亲", "target": "来我家,做给你吃!" }, { "source": "来我家,做给你吃!", "target": "会肥啊!努力减肥中" }, { "source": "您好,请问你是怎么找回来的?我里面的数据也都没有了,好着急", "target": "买超级会员,然后到回收站看" }, { "source": "这就是和我聊天的好处--", "target": "这。。。帮弄有撒关系啊。。。" }, { "source": "这。。。帮弄有撒关系啊。。。", "target": "==就是可以治病。。。" }, { "source": "==就是可以治病。。。", "target": "额、好的吧。。我现在的反应真是慢。。唉" }, { "source": "额、好的吧。。我现在的反应真是慢。。唉", "target": "==老年人!" }, { "source": "狗啃的字,看得揪心", "target": "哈哈。我也揪心!" }, { "source": "请让我自己承受惊喜", "target": "必须的大惊喜!" }, { "source": "必须的大惊喜!", "target": "希望是" }, { "source": "希望是", "target": "请作好心里准备!" }, { "source": "请作好心里准备!", "target": "是不是你丫不走了!" }, { "source": "是不是你丫不走了!", "target": "不是…" }, { "source": "这样走维秘真美", "target": "戏精不要来污染环境仙女就算摔倒也是最美的仙女" }, { "source": "戏精不要来污染环境仙女就算摔倒也是最美的仙女", "target": "嗯,医生给人做错手术也是最棒的医生" }, { "source": "偷塔?不存在的,我都偷成功过好多次", "target": "上一把刚偷别人家下一把接着就被偷" }, { "source": "逆袭成功!已经逆天了!", "target": "果断逆袭啊~~~" }, { "source": "果断逆袭啊~~~", "target": "我现在还只到白大褂阶段" }, { "source": "土豪暴露了", "target": "你才土豪吧大哥" }, { "source": "你才土豪吧大哥", "target": "我还没有法国的亲戚" }, { "source": "勇敢爱", "target": "加油,勇敢一点就能遇到喜欢的了!" }, { "source": "加油,勇敢一点就能遇到喜欢的了!", "target": "你是主动还是被动" }, { "source": "你是主动还是被动", "target": "喜欢就主动,憋着藏着是浪费大好光阴,前提是他也喜欢你。" }, { "source": "见了好多蛮", "target": "太多太多了…………谢老师开学了蛮?" }, { "source": "太多太多了…………谢老师开学了蛮?", "target": "多半不得发蛮。是有些迟,没办法咯。" }, { "source": "多半不得发蛮。是有些迟,没办法咯。", "target": "考上了就有工资了嘛~好多都去上课了~我也要去了" }, { "source": "考上了就有工资了嘛~好多都去上课了~我也要去了", "target": "不知道哦!无所谓蛮,反正早晚就要上班咯。你是代课蛮?" }, { "source": "不知道哦!无所谓蛮,反正早晚就要上班咯。你是代课蛮?", "target": "对啊!我准备去代课去了" }, { "source": "对啊!我准备去代课去了", "target": "在宜宾?" }, { "source": "在宜宾?", "target": "是的~此时此刻还没有" }, { "source": "是的~此时此刻还没有", "target": "不错不错。我就是太无聊了哦。牌友都在上班咯。" }, { "source": "不错不错。我就是太无聊了哦。牌友都在上班咯。", "target": "好嘛~你教高中还是什么?" }, { "source": "好嘛~你教高中还是什么?", "target": "多半是高中,我看能申请去初中部不哦!" }, { "source": "多半是高中,我看能申请去初中部不哦!", "target": "为啥子?教高中还不好啊?" }, { "source": "为啥子?教高中还不好啊?", "target": "那是个好学校高中压力好大,而且我好多题都不会做了。初中压力小点。。。就是酱紫。" }, { "source": "恋恋不舍是吧", "target": "不舍啊啊啊" }, { "source": "啊志面馆少媚说超级好的", "target": "对的!味道不错,听入味,就是我们吃的时候有点凉,所以没那么好" }, { "source": "2999的好位置", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "走忧郁风格了?", "target": "哪忧郁了。" }, { "source": "哪忧郁了。", "target": "看样子" }, { "source": "看样子", "target": "我抑郁了。" }, { "source": "你就是承认你脸大,好不容易逮到个我脸大的", "target": "本来就是你脸大" }, { "source": "本来就是你脸大", "target": "我脸大不脸大她们都清楚!!喔~你也清楚~好烦哦,今天又小了点。咋办嘛,长不大,吃不胖啊~~气死我了!" }, { "source": "你们这是啥", "target": "厕所门" }, { "source": "厕所门", "target": "没事你们坦诚相见挺好的" }, { "source": "衣服赞", "target": "没别的了?" }, { "source": "没别的了?", "target": "头发长长了" }, { "source": "飘了飘了一层一层竖着剪碎一点", "target": "哈哈哈我是这样剪的" }, { "source": "熊童子是我养的最成功的肉", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "我会说我一学期丢了三副,然后越买越贵来警醒自己不要再丢了", "target": "我貌似没丢过耳机" }, { "source": "卡布布,你永远是最棒的", "target": "谢谢啊啊啊啊~~~" }, { "source": "谢谢啊啊啊啊~~~", "target": "嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷。卡布布,你居然在啊,悲催的我已经好久没有听到你的现场了,呜呜呜呜呜" }, { "source": "嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷。卡布布,你居然在啊,悲催的我已经好久没有听到你的现场了,呜呜呜呜呜", "target": "噗!!我也好久没听到我现场了噗" }, { "source": "怎么都去西安了啊", "target": "广州供电局笔试" }, { "source": "广州供电局笔试", "target": "哇。去年笔试去的是武汉面试西安" }, { "source": "博主下午好", "target": "晚餐愉快!" }, { "source": "去哪里玩今天?", "target": "啥地方都没去,就看了电影。。。。" }, { "source": "啥地方都没去,就看了电影。。。。", "target": "看了什么电影?" }, { "source": "看了什么电影?", "target": "魔镜仙踪啊" }, { "source": "一定要坐班吗?", "target": "请问您是在北京吗?应该要坐班有意的话可以简历发我看一下哦" }, { "source": "那个天生丽质好像不用在心里啊,亲", "target": "不用在心里?亲,你是不是写错啦?是不用在这里吧?" }, { "source": "不用在心里?亲,你是不是写错啦?是不用在这里吧?", "target": "好聪明啊,这你也理解出来了,哈哈。" }, { "source": "一泓清泉", "target": "一泓清泉成语用来形容什么?" }, { "source": "亲~要月饼么亲~", "target": "要冰皮要蛋黄" }, { "source": "要冰皮要蛋黄", "target": "都木有~" }, { "source": "你们到了吧", "target": "嗯嗯。到好久了。补妆什么呢" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。到好久了。补妆什么呢", "target": "我知道,所以没看到你了" }, { "source": "我知道,所以没看到你了", "target": "啊!?" }, { "source": "啊!?", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "嗯嗯!!!等下鼓掌鼓响一点" }, { "source": "你看呀,自由女神天天直着腰举着那个火把,能不伤了腰吗", "target": "那也是手疼" }, { "source": "那也是手疼", "target": "这个嘛,那就是手脚都不好" }, { "source": "花花是CFO本来也不需要干CEO干的事那样就抢饭碗了就太表现了", "target": "花花是少年,为什么不能到导游?最后年会计的给罢免" }, { "source": "中秋节快乐", "target": "你在干嘛??!!" }, { "source": "青龙啊!克白虎的", "target": "你是让我画上去吗?" }, { "source": "你是让我画上去吗?", "target": "你会画么" }, { "source": "你会画么", "target": "画画一向负分!" }, { "source": "工作了之后才知道假期是多么的宝贵…感觉以后都没办法到处浪了", "target": "是的,我刚刚从杭州返回上海" }, { "source": "是的,我刚刚从杭州返回上海", "target": "元旦来厦门么?" }, { "source": "一家人吃天然无污染的至少不存在问题了", "target": "是呢,自然生长" }, { "source": "荔枝!", "target": "超可爱!" }, { "source": "我又来了", "target": "你又来了" }, { "source": "带个男人回家比什么礼物都好!", "target": "。。。。太难了好不好" }, { "source": "。。。。太难了好不好", "target": "不孝女啊" }, { "source": "不孝女啊", "target": "!!!!那你赶紧给我介绍撒" }, { "source": "看完芈月传,不太喜欢孙俪了", "target": "是不喜欢角色吗" }, { "source": "坐在对面的不应该是你女朋友我嘛!", "target": "你也叫甜心吗" }, { "source": "你也叫甜心吗", "target": "喜欢这个艺名,这是艺名哈哈" }, { "source": "吃药了没别吃辣的东西", "target": "刚刚吃完冷面" }, { "source": "刚刚吃完冷面", "target": "然后不会是放了辣椒" }, { "source": "然后不会是放了辣椒", "target": "放了一点点辣椒油" }, { "source": "11人资的啦啦队也给力的~", "target": "你们的啦啦队十分给力~" }, { "source": "我还想问明信片在哪做的", "target": "同问同问!" }, { "source": "这么大的雨,你那还出的太阳啊", "target": "不是很正常嘛~" }, { "source": "柯胖子在公众场合说嘛?他不也是被录音,谁私底下没有蜜个谁黑个谁?", "target": "对啊。你也知道他被录音了、那不就结了。现在不是让公众听到了?????要是没有这个录音、谁在意这些呢?但也就是他倒霉、咋?难道你不算公众?你没听见?" }, { "source": "对啊。你也知道他被录音了、那不就结了。现在不是让公众听到了?????要是没有这个录音、谁在意这些呢?但也就是他倒霉、咋?难道你不算公众?你没听见?", "target": "我真没有去听" }, { "source": "恭喜升官了,要请吃饭啊!", "target": "你请我吃饭还没兑现" }, { "source": "你姐帽子和你一样哎", "target": "我们仨一人一顶" }, { "source": "睡那么晚的吗", "target": "睡前不能戴耳机" }, { "source": "早待会见", "target": "待会儿见…你要去接机还是…" }, { "source": "待会儿见…你要去接机还是…", "target": "接机==" }, { "source": "生快哦!", "target": "谢谢。" }, { "source": "为了表示统一,吃的都假了,钻自然也真不了撒", "target": "我比较好奇滴是你丫都从哪整滴这些稀奇古怪滴东东??譬如:驴子口袋、乱真滴吃货玩物??" }, { "source": "我比较好奇滴是你丫都从哪整滴这些稀奇古怪滴东东??譬如:驴子口袋、乱真滴吃货玩物??", "target": "我脚着吧,人心里是个啥状态,眼睛就总能看到啥.." }, { "source": "我脚着吧,人心里是个啥状态,眼睛就总能看到啥..", "target": "恩恩,你都是古怪DD集中营!" }, { "source": "恩恩,你都是古怪DD集中营!", "target": "我当你是表扬我欧耶!" }, { "source": "我当你是表扬我欧耶!", "target": "我寻思你是不是再搞点好玩的创意来耍耍??" }, { "source": "期待刘星图小哥哥的表现", "target": "太好了" }, { "source": "师姐星期六还上班呢?", "target": "我去给学生上课,周末最忙哦" }, { "source": "我去给学生上课,周末最忙哦", "target": "师姐老师好!" }, { "source": "你的是什么颜色啊???可能…………一对…………经你提醒,貌似发现g13没自动开关机设置,有机会去论坛问问……", "target": "白色,查了查,不能定时开机,也不能关机闹钟,,,,呜呜" }, { "source": "万一实现的呢!可是万一之前众人彷徨和失重自己,都无处安放,同意这句话,却也害怕着实力不够挤不进去……", "target": "试试总比空想好加油" }, { "source": "试试总比空想好加油", "target": "谢谢你,在你身上,我像偷到能量一样,也希望世界可以温柔对,美梦相伴……" }, { "source": "换手机", "target": "我没钱" }, { "source": "关注你后就没见你直播过,你敢不敢来一次!", "target": "休赛期才会直播!疯狂播" }, { "source": "小象好漂亮喔", "target": "嘻嘻,最近一直带你的小象" }, { "source": "来青岛了?", "target": "对,又走啦" }, { "source": "小岳岳是你吗", "target": "不是" }, { "source": "……王嘉尔不能吃辣椒,请你做个人,已经不是不能吃,而是他对辣椒过敏的程度", "target": "我只能说,看看霆锋哥的综艺,都知道嘉尔不能吃辣。" }, { "source": "我只能说,看看霆锋哥的综艺,都知道嘉尔不能吃辣。", "target": "跑男也是,也有他不能吃辣椒" }, { "source": "给你发离线了,加油,未来的公益慈善家", "target": "跟老师说考完试再写他都不同意,我晕" }, { "source": "你不能吃巧克力啊", "target": "不想吃就想到我应该想吃" }, { "source": "我双鱼座每天都做梦", "target": "我就觉得" }, { "source": "语文老师都看乐了。。还有那个,咳咳,吹塑料袋。。", "target": "哈哈。对。还有吹塑料袋" }, { "source": "那天谁谁谁叫我要发包??!谁谁谁控制不住自己的??!啧啧啧", "target": "我已经洗心革面" }, { "source": "这一把狗粮吃的开心吗", "target": "真实在" }, { "source": "真实在", "target": "少点套路不是挺好嘛" }, { "source": "少点套路不是挺好嘛", "target": "没有套路" }, { "source": "终于冰淇淋里也出现了污婆", "target": "呸!我很纯洁!" }, { "source": "我免费出过两件初云衫,然而并没有裤子", "target": "我也只有衣服" }, { "source": "买衣服还要送狗吗!", "target": "单独买的狗" }, { "source": "单独买的狗", "target": "我还以为送狗整的我也想回去来一堆" }, { "source": "我还以为送狗整的我也想回去来一堆", "target": "这狗就是卖都是疯抢,送的话可能已经没有了" }, { "source": "这狗就是卖都是疯抢,送的话可能已经没有了", "target": "呀这么火的狗好想逛优衣库" }, { "source": "对戒,掉了一万三的戒指,掉了", "target": "我现在只想躺着发呆嘘嘘睡觉" }, { "source": "我现在只想躺着发呆嘘嘘睡觉", "target": "哎哟,作孽!" }, { "source": "希望毕业前能吃到天鹅肉", "target": "你还是吃盐水鸭吧" }, { "source": "我突然知道今天该怎么吃啦不谢", "target": "哈哈我记得你是双子座的最近生日快乐哦" }, { "source": "哈哈我记得你是双子座的最近生日快乐哦", "target": "今年最早收到的生日祝福" }, { "source": "我有一件行李,到了津巴布韦后,接到通知,它没被装上飞机,直接给落在北京了。明天我去看看,给没给我带过来呢", "target": "这个最近经常发生啊,应该会有人负责给你送到你提供的地址" }, { "source": "这个最近经常发生啊,应该会有人负责给你送到你提供的地址", "target": "送来是不太可能了,明天如果能够取到,我就太开心了" }, { "source": "天好蓝", "target": "是的,每天都这么蓝~" }, { "source": "回家了啊", "target": "回家了,你放假了吗?" }, { "source": "等喝完以后你把手电筒打开让他顺着灯柱往上爬等爬到一半的时候你在把手电筒关上让他掉下来", "target": "最近可好?拜早年啦" }, { "source": "最近可好?拜早年啦", "target": "谢了!我这几天还行,已经上班了,一周就上两天" }, { "source": "缺女朋友吗", "target": "后宫佳丽三千怎么办" }, { "source": "不顺便去运雅坐坐吗?顺带鼓楼附近胡同溜溜来个扫雷行动啥的。", "target": "呦呦呦去去去这么幸运的事我都没敢想" }, { "source": "呦呦呦去去去这么幸运的事我都没敢想", "target": "不试试你怎么知道呢反正我上次去在鼓楼看到一个赵雷同款摩托" }, { "source": "不试试你怎么知道呢反正我上次去在鼓楼看到一个赵雷同款摩托", "target": "欧呦哇咔咔说的我心怦怦跳呢" }, { "source": "蕃薯,你想变聪明?", "target": "变成聪明的蕃薯哈哈" }, { "source": "我打台球的姿势无比挫。。。心酸", "target": "你会打?哪天我们去玩昂?" }, { "source": "你会打?哪天我们去玩昂?", "target": "我还是望着你打吧。。。这比较实际" }, { "source": "不要说回眸的这个是你啊", "target": "有何指教???啊哈哈" }, { "source": "梦到啥好事了?", "target": "不是好梦,额。你们今天干吗呢?" }, { "source": "爱死你了明天几点的车??", "target": "九点啊你呢" }, { "source": "九点啊你呢", "target": "我也是。不过我十一点就能到" }, { "source": "我也是。不过我十一点就能到", "target": "我可能晚点啊还不知道会不会塞车呢" }, { "source": "有神之左手资源吗?亲", "target": "可是我找到的只有第一卷,神之左手只有前传和第一卷吗?" }, { "source": "后天的新闻:男子48小时连续上网猝死", "target": "你怎么知辶" }, { "source": "求拥抱", "target": "哈哈给你给你下次抱着就不放开了!" }, { "source": "我想下雨,为啥这边不下", "target": "看样子是阵雨这边下完就会飘到侯马了吧" }, { "source": "天哪害怕的注意安全啊", "target": "就是呢,出去的时候一定一定小心,总觉得这些事只会发生在新闻里,但是就真的发生在自己身上了" }, { "source": "有没有发现你长的像静安?", "target": "静安是谁" }, { "source": "静安是谁", "target": "静安师太难道你不知道" }, { "source": "静安师太难道你不知道", "target": "貌似知道点但有不知道哪里得电视" }, { "source": "感觉你瘦了", "target": "我要减肥" }, { "source": "晚饭吃什么?", "target": "带鱼" }, { "source": "我需要疼尊会员2.5行吗", "target": "25行" }, { "source": "刚看完世界杯,终于可以放下一切杂念,心如止水的看司考啦!过了你请我吃饭呗?", "target": "不应该是谁过谁请吃饭么" }, { "source": "不应该是谁过谁请吃饭么", "target": "好吧!等我好消息" }, { "source": "女神中秋节快乐", "target": "月饼节快乐~" }, { "source": "求照片,哈哈!", "target": "不行不能给,不然你会笑的!" }, { "source": "不行不能给,不然你会笑的!", "target": "你要相信我的人品阿,我保证我会忍住的,放心!" }, { "source": "你要相信我的人品阿,我保证我会忍住的,放心!", "target": "这个真的不能看,你不笑才怪" }, { "source": "这个真的不能看,你不笑才怪", "target": "悄悄地发过来,我保证我不会笑的" }, { "source": "悄悄地发过来,我保证我不会笑的", "target": "呵呵不干" }, { "source": "呵呵不干", "target": "浪费我半天口水阿!自信一点嘛,来让哥瞧瞧!" }, { "source": "浪费我半天口水阿!自信一点嘛,来让哥瞧瞧!", "target": "你会看到的,我回学校你就看到啦" }, { "source": "你会看到的,我回学校你就看到啦", "target": "那时候都长出来了,看不出来了啊!" }, { "source": "那时候都长出来了,看不出来了啊!", "target": "可以看出个大概啊" }, { "source": "可以看出个大概啊", "target": "变化有那么大嘛?" }, { "source": "我的天,你又喝酒", "target": "来我家喝酒" }, { "source": "来我家喝酒", "target": "你少喝点" }, { "source": "我有一个和你一样的衣服", "target": "哇,是么,这个外套吗" }, { "source": "时光真快,学妹就要毕业了", "target": "是啊,好快" }, { "source": "别因为个别导游,玷污了云南旅游大省的形象,旅游方面的负面新闻太多了……", "target": "玷污云南?云南配玷污吗?" }, { "source": "今淳姐结婚纪念日也不去浪漫一把", "target": "婚姻就是把平凡日子过成纪念日把纪念日过成平常日子吧" }, { "source": "我一不小心。。。睡了一下午", "target": "我也是刚醒" }, { "source": "下周末见", "target": "那怎么办" }, { "source": "三石弟弟这么皮可还行,这送礼送的,也是有点逗啊", "target": "哈哈哈,实用就行了" }, { "source": "等相机坐等相机", "target": "但是你嫌天气冷" }, { "source": "你这是去哪潇洒了?", "target": "厦门嘿嘿听说咱家这几天挺冷哒" }, { "source": "厦门嘿嘿听说咱家这几天挺冷哒", "target": "特别冷,哎,幸福的人啊" }, { "source": "欢迎回家!。。小周周咧?", "target": "谢谢姐姐〜小周周妹妹还有一周,她在等美金。目前是正在与黑小强作斗争!妹妹加油!灭了它!" }, { "source": "欢,你不要给假瓶给骗了,她冤枉我", "target": "我才没骗你呢!我是最老实的人了,对吧不要被队长的假象迷骗了啊,我可是有证据的" }, { "source": "我才没骗你呢!我是最老实的人了,对吧不要被队长的假象迷骗了啊,我可是有证据的", "target": "一般说自己老实的都是骗子,天下没有骗子会说自己骗子的吧" }, { "source": "你每天开开心心的工作最重要了", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "网吧为什么关门", "target": "去的太早了" }, { "source": "西瓜霜立马见效", "target": "西瓜霜的主要成分就是锡类散" }, { "source": "西瓜霜的主要成分就是锡类散", "target": "在大神面前班门弄斧了" }, { "source": "哎呀才看到吃完啦红肠粉真好吃!", "target": "好吃,就是太多了会腻,蘸酱油的比较好吃" }, { "source": "好吃,就是太多了会腻,蘸酱油的比较好吃", "target": "对呢下次去还要吃!分量还大!" }, { "source": "对呢下次去还要吃!分量还大!", "target": "有点出息,就看中分量了!" }, { "source": "洛宁的物价这么高", "target": "人有多大胆,地有多大产" }, { "source": "孩子多大就可以用各种吸管杯子来喝水?多大就可以入各种训练杯?先入那一种?", "target": "有67个月就会用吸管杯得也有一岁才会。都不好说。训练杯建议买一套,一个通用杯体,多个替换头" }, { "source": "哇你是成都的", "target": "对啊哈哈" }, { "source": "有机会去云南找你", "target": "可以哦" }, { "source": "在韩国旅游还是上学呀?", "target": "留学呀" }, { "source": "留学呀", "target": "其实蛮好的,就是会想家" }, { "source": "哎呀,头发理过了呀", "target": "一开始想着理刘海就行了,结果就剃成了一只驴" }, { "source": "一开始想着理刘海就行了,结果就剃成了一只驴", "target": "是不是剪着剪着感觉特别好停不下来" }, { "source": "只需要一个眼神", "target": "我来武汉了,你也不在" }, { "source": "男朋友", "target": "你上课了没?!!!!" }, { "source": "做宁铁蛋样啦", "target": "别人请的我穷人一个" }, { "source": "别人请的我穷人一个", "target": "怎么老老有人请你吃饭" }, { "source": "怎么老老有人请你吃饭", "target": "不是吧。很久都没有被请了。" }, { "source": "我就说一句:郑恺最帅,应该没人反驳吧!", "target": "为什么我觉得哪里都有你" }, { "source": "毛不易感谢这个夏天遇见了你", "target": "毛不易毛不易毛不易!" }, { "source": "你好丑哦", "target": "可是你好帅啊~~吼吼~~~" }, { "source": "一起加油我好好中考然后争取去重庆找姐姐", "target": "我住成都哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我住成都哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈哈知道那不是想去重庆约吗~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈知道那不是想去重庆约吗~", "target": "好的哈哈" }, { "source": "想知道贝贝的十三条让我知道振振真的对灿灿不好吗", "target": "我没看到也没去搜好像是灿的朋友发的我感觉我也不是很想看到无论现在是什么情况在爱的时候一定是最好的爱" }, { "source": "我没看到也没去搜好像是灿的朋友发的我感觉我也不是很想看到无论现在是什么情况在爱的时候一定是最好的爱", "target": "以前甜的掉牙可是我好怕他对灿灿不好却像说的卖人设心疼死灿灿" }, { "source": "以前甜的掉牙可是我好怕他对灿灿不好却像说的卖人设心疼死灿灿", "target": "唉感情的事只有他们自己清楚吧朋友肯定是站在一边的难免有偏颇所以我觉得也是灿让贝删的唉" }, { "source": "小帅哥,让牛奶妈妈亲亲", "target": "你带去教教吧" }, { "source": "你带去教教吧", "target": "真滴" }, { "source": "真滴", "target": "真的啊,不骗你" }, { "source": "去年的这个时候我们都要巴黎相见了呢", "target": "而今年我们却在苟且地活着。" }, { "source": "跟同事因为小事,有点纠结。自己心里过不去,总觉得会被攻击。虽然理智上知道怎么做,情感上却有点害怕?正常不?", "target": "当然是攻击了。要想让人敬先要让人恨。" }, { "source": "和易烊千玺一起祈福,愿平安", "target": "一起加油" }, { "source": "以后我还等你解救我", "target": "你要去读会计?" }, { "source": "你要去读会计?", "target": "有可能" }, { "source": "有可能", "target": "你想报省内还是省外" }, { "source": "你想报省内还是省外", "target": "周边" }, { "source": "周边", "target": "德阳建院还是可以" }, { "source": "德阳建院还是可以", "target": "现在不是我挑它" }, { "source": "不杀一百多集没钱赚", "target": "是的哦" }, { "source": "羡慕会拍照的姑娘", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "今天真的有太阳耶。。。", "target": "去广深沿海高速看晚霞" }, { "source": "去广深沿海高速看晚霞", "target": "骑行去看啊?" }, { "source": "骑行去看啊?", "target": "高速还没投入使用,当然是骑着了,没太阳还看不到呢" }, { "source": "高速还没投入使用,当然是骑着了,没太阳还看不到呢", "target": "没开通的路线好像有危险。。。" }, { "source": "没开通的路线好像有危险。。。", "target": "高速没开通就没车啊" }, { "source": "金毛毛短。养只比熊吧,也不怎么会掉毛。", "target": "金毛毛好长啊~比熊贵宾也都是我的菜~~~" }, { "source": "金毛毛好长啊~比熊贵宾也都是我的菜~~~", "target": "金毛就那种毛蓬不起来,很塌很贴。看起来就很短。哎,你懂的。" }, { "source": "哈哈。。。今天我说去钦州了", "target": "去了吗" }, { "source": "去了吗", "target": "回来了" }, { "source": "回来了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈", "target": "你下班啦???今天没有被骂吧。" }, { "source": "你下班啦???今天没有被骂吧。", "target": "没有呀哈哈我今天收错钱少了17块" }, { "source": "没有呀哈哈我今天收错钱少了17块", "target": "被骂傻了??" }, { "source": "要参加高考紧张?", "target": "硬座而已。。。" }, { "source": "硬座而已。。。", "target": "额去哪里啊" }, { "source": "额去哪里啊", "target": "东部~~转一圈~~" }, { "source": "东部~~转一圈~~", "target": "潇洒~~~" }, { "source": "潇洒~~~", "target": "只能趁现在赶紧小玩一下了之后就不知道路在何方了。。。" }, { "source": "只能趁现在赶紧小玩一下了之后就不知道路在何方了。。。", "target": "哦你是去法国吗" }, { "source": "哦你是去法国吗", "target": "不是。。。目前前途渺茫~~" }, { "source": "为了自己喜欢的事情,苦些也要坚持,为了喜欢你的读者,也要坚持", "target": "只是前途茫茫啊" }, { "source": "只是前途茫茫啊", "target": "我觉得只要你努力,一定行的,墨墨很快就能和清歌那样的写文成功,出书成功的" }, { "source": "有馒头,不错了,每天大米", "target": "没有卖馒头的?" }, { "source": "没有卖馒头的?", "target": "味道不大对劲" }, { "source": "味道不大对劲", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "分手快乐,祝你快乐,刘亦菲其实是我的", "target": "我就知道有人开心" }, { "source": "十年前第一次和你说晚安我激动的失眠了一整夜十年后的今晚和你说晚安不再失眠但你的头压得我胳膊好酸", "target": "十年前你才十三岁二喜" }, { "source": "十年前你才十三岁二喜", "target": "我在最没有能力的年纪碰见了最想照顾一生的人" }, { "source": "我在最没有能力的年纪碰见了最想照顾一生的人", "target": "碎花洋裙的我" }, { "source": "你是喝了多少啊。少喝点。看我啊回家坚决少喝。最多半斤米酒。", "target": "半斤还少啊?我很少喝的但是现在一喝就是没办法的必须得喝啊反正是不轻易喝酒了" }, { "source": "你已经回家了?", "target": "额哪" }, { "source": "这种房间宽度不是应该配个50寸的最少吗?", "target": "貌似是55寸的" }, { "source": "貌似是55寸的", "target": "这房间是有多宽…………" }, { "source": "来海选的人多吗", "target": "有几十个人吧,都是网络报名参赛选手,估计淘汰了一些,我一个人在后台门口把那些人都看了一遍,有一排走过去,还有出来吸烟的,有几个小哥哥挺帅的,还和一个小哥哥问了要录多久" }, { "source": "理发店的小哥现在都这么好了?哇", "target": "是啊!" }, { "source": "是啊!", "target": "这服务真是满分!" }, { "source": "加个好友啊少女", "target": "跨区好友要肿么加?" }, { "source": "副团感冒赶紧好起来。。", "target": "嗯嗯~团长放心!副团一定快快好起来!!等着我下次回来折磨你们吧~嘿嘿" }, { "source": "嗯嗯~团长放心!副团一定快快好起来!!等着我下次回来折磨你们吧~嘿嘿", "target": "我希望这次就能折磨。。谢谢。哈哈。" }, { "source": "我希望这次就能折磨。。谢谢。哈哈。", "target": "团长~你好心急喔~~~" }, { "source": "新房在哪啊,申请参观", "target": "离店不远再过两个月带你去" }, { "source": "离店不远再过两个月带你去", "target": "好的。这个等待相当必要的。我上个月装修约定到期了,结果因为定了些他们不常用的材料,装修公司逾期了,赔的滞纳金都超过材料价格了。" }, { "source": "你好痴情啊", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "服装是自己买的吗", "target": "肯定是剧组的啊!不然不会这么好看" }, { "source": "肯定是剧组的啊!不然不会这么好看", "target": "说什么大实话呀" }, { "source": "那么晚不睡,尽在那想东想西,真是的!", "target": "哈哈,没有拉,你怎么起来那么早啊。" }, { "source": "哈哈,没有拉,你怎么起来那么早啊。", "target": "也不早了,再说早睡早起身体好啊!" }, { "source": "《我的前半生》可以改名为《委屈巴巴的陈俊生》了", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "好可爱好可爱为什么我骑自行车的时候没猫来撩我", "target": "我就是" }, { "source": "有谁", "target": "睡醒了?" }, { "source": "睡醒了?", "target": "醒了呀" }, { "source": "男朋友呢?", "target": "男朋友怎么了?" }, { "source": "男朋友怎么了?", "target": "露他一个小脸" }, { "source": "你会去探班吗?", "target": "据说刚刚老大来了,手机翻了半天都没找到他说了啥" }, { "source": "据说刚刚老大来了,手机翻了半天都没找到他说了啥", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "就说了这个,那他有去安么" }, { "source": "就说了这个,那他有去安么", "target": "去安?" }, { "source": "去安?", "target": "睡觉,不就去安了吗" }, { "source": "睡觉,不就去安了吗", "target": "还有这么一说~这个他没说~" }, { "source": "最近鸡汤喝不停啊", "target": "也许明天换风格反鸡汤哦" }, { "source": "也许明天换风格反鸡汤哦", "target": "坐等" }, { "source": "虽然被你骂了无法理解我还是很开心哈哈哈你要辣一点就说辣一点干嘛跟我说要超辣又不是第一次认识我", "target": "希望痘痘永远与你一起成长" }, { "source": "希望痘痘永远与你一起成长", "target": "是啊痘痘成熟了就脱落了~希望痘痘经常来看你" }, { "source": "是啊痘痘成熟了就脱落了~希望痘痘经常来看你", "target": "不越来越大而且越来越多" }, { "source": "不越来越大而且越来越多", "target": "切这不符合自然规律" }, { "source": "切这不符合自然规律", "target": "那就先长满你的脸!" }, { "source": "其实,怕就怕,有些老人之所以老来凄惨有可能是年轻时候不努力好吃懒做造成的,但既然老了,我们当然还是要报着一颗善心去帮助吧。", "target": "年轻时苦不叫苦,年老时苦才叫苦" }, { "source": "堂主,我在家附近的二手车商里看了一辆12年2.0尚酷,9万公里,14万,买的过嘛?有没有什么需要注意的?", "target": "我去年在堂主手上买尚酷,全车无事故,要卖了" }, { "source": "这不77吃完西瓜回来了。77西瓜甜不甜啊?", "target": "我没吃呢我也想要!!!!" }, { "source": "我没吃呢我也想要!!!!", "target": "都吃完了" }, { "source": "都吃完了", "target": "你吃到了没有啊!" }, { "source": "忙啥呢?出去赏花啦", "target": "跑医院" }, { "source": "跑医院", "target": "人到中年,要多运动了~" }, { "source": "人到中年,要多运动了~", "target": "是妈妈病了" }, { "source": "是妈妈病了", "target": "奥,祝妈妈早日康复。" }, { "source": "奥,祝妈妈早日康复。", "target": "谢谢~" }, { "source": "你们这么冷了?", "target": "冷!" }, { "source": "真的好久没见窝,有十几年吧", "target": "那不是暴露你年龄了!哈哈~~~我们才十几岁。应该三年没见!我们出来工作的,没你们读书的这么有时间还有几年毕业啊?" }, { "source": "那不是暴露你年龄了!哈哈~~~我们才十几岁。应该三年没见!我们出来工作的,没你们读书的这么有时间还有几年毕业啊?", "target": "六月份出去实习咯" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "我打酱油的" }, { "source": "晚安集的男主女主是真的情侣吗?", "target": "是的~~" }, { "source": "你这眉毛和眼线一点都不夸张啊", "target": "下次画个浓一点的齁不死你诶" }, { "source": "你提花技术真棒,非常平整", "target": "你打算织吗" }, { "source": "你打算织吗", "target": "我在考虑,因为上次那件还没织好,出差回来不停的忙,这件难吗?" }, { "source": "终于合法摆地摊了", "target": "我们就是在这里认识的呀!" }, { "source": "威和飞,谁是大哥啊?", "target": "威是哥哥" }, { "source": "我喜欢你男朋友", "target": "你喜欢我男朋友经过我允许了么" }, { "source": "你喜欢我男朋友经过我允许了么", "target": "没有,自从认识你那一刻起我就有了喜欢你男朋友的打算" }, { "source": "没有,自从认识你那一刻起我就有了喜欢你男朋友的打算", "target": "你走" }, { "source": "你走", "target": "我不走" }, { "source": "我不走", "target": "9你跟我抢男朋友" }, { "source": "“吃鱼吃完一面不能翻面”??那是不是说吃完一面这鱼就不要了?", "target": "要说把鱼划过来,不能说翻" }, { "source": "又到了动物繁殖的季节", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "我知道你说的哪个路灯", "target": "我上墙了啊!!!" }, { "source": "你是哪里人.是女生吗.?我是女生.", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "阿黄……为什么你个大平台都要传一次啊……", "target": "喔,俊俊" }, { "source": "小鸟,周五晚来整起!", "target": "聚会?" }, { "source": "聚会?", "target": "是的~" }, { "source": "是的~", "target": "不加班就过来。定了通知下时间、地点。" }, { "source": "你需要画一个内眼线会更好", "target": "不会画" }, { "source": "我其实很想知道,吃苞米塞牙咋整?", "target": "哈哈哈那是你啃苞米的方式不对!这个问题我研究过,后来发现用下压从一排玉米粒的下面把他们啃下来,就不会塞牙!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈那是你啃苞米的方式不对!这个问题我研究过,后来发现用下压从一排玉米粒的下面把他们啃下来,就不会塞牙!", "target": "哎呀妈呀,你这都研究过" }, { "source": "加油加油加油", "target": "尽量" }, { "source": "我周六去找你玩吧", "target": "好嘞~等你" }, { "source": "新来的人里我画图画的最多不说画的最好但比其他新来的都要画的好有点不相信越努力越幸运这句话了可能你奋斗一年不如别人家里一句话", "target": "学弟本来想给你点正能量的,但是真的现实就是这样,只能尽量去学更多的东西,让自己以后有更多跳槽的选择吧!加油!" }, { "source": "还没去过三亚,下次请个年休去玩玩", "target": "恩,去看看热带风情~" }, { "source": "恩,去看看热带风情~", "target": "可惜不知道什么时候才能把计划落实呢" }, { "source": "可惜不知道什么时候才能把计划落实呢", "target": "有期待就好~会有机会的,只要想去~" }, { "source": "有期待就好~会有机会的,只要想去~", "target": "恩,努力" }, { "source": "找个孖生的帅哥吧", "target": "那我会把两兄弟搞混的.." }, { "source": "网红能不能带我一程", "target": "我是网红的助理" }, { "source": "等我升级了家里的电脑一起啊", "target": "没毛病!但时候把刘秀姨踢了带你!" }, { "source": "原来下图是黑框鼠海豚,我说差异怎么那么大,我觉得接下来你应该科普一下驼海豚属,尤其是新分出的印度洋驼海豚和澳洲驼海豚。", "target": "驼海豚属也肯定要以中华白海豚为主来介绍,不过估计要等到十一我从白海豚保护区回来了" }, { "source": "驼海豚属也肯定要以中华白海豚为主来介绍,不过估计要等到十一我从白海豚保护区回来了", "target": "要那么久啊?" }, { "source": "快7个半月了'差不多该会了'之前我都不愿意训练他'我怕他会爬后更难控制了", "target": "那也是!虽说我一直期待小家伙能快点学会翻身!可是也是担心不好控制啊!现在不会翻身我都觉得不能离开视线了!麻麻都是矛盾体,有木有!" }, { "source": "晚安了!在哪呢!", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "你拍个我就知道" }, { "source": "你拍个我就知道", "target": "拍个啥?" }, { "source": "拍个啥?", "target": "周围的事物。" }, { "source": "周围的事物。", "target": "哈哈往哪给你看?你也照交换" }, { "source": "哈哈往哪给你看?你也照交换", "target": "停电了!黑灯瞎火的。你先来吧" }, { "source": "你们看脸多还是看身材?", "target": "看脸吧" }, { "source": "我咋不觉得拥抱太阳的月亮虐啊。。。。难道我没用心看????", "target": "就是看坏人作恶的时候生气,不过结局还不错。我好喜欢小语焉和小语焉她哥" }, { "source": "就是看坏人作恶的时候生气,不过结局还不错。我好喜欢小语焉和小语焉她哥", "target": "语焉是谁?许烟雨?" }, { "source": "语焉是谁?许烟雨?", "target": "是,你看了?" }, { "source": "是,你看了?", "target": "第3集了。帅哥还没出场。那小姑娘太漂亮了" }, { "source": "第3集了。帅哥还没出场。那小姑娘太漂亮了", "target": "是吧,我超喜欢她,演的也好。演她哥哥的男演员也很帅,少年时期那个" }, { "source": "是吧,我超喜欢她,演的也好。演她哥哥的男演员也很帅,少年时期那个", "target": "丫环长大了好看" }, { "source": "我们学校还给按学号我们安排座位一个二本学院活得和小学生一样麻烦送我上去,我要送我们学校上热搜", "target": "哪所学校的??不然怎么上热搜" }, { "source": "哪所学校的??不然怎么上热搜", "target": "攒个钱买热搜兄弟们" }, { "source": "攒个钱买热搜兄弟们", "target": "没钱买" }, { "source": "海南很热吗,穿得怎么清凉。", "target": "不算热,但穿成这样还流汗。傍晚起风就冷了" }, { "source": "真好,还能穿泳装,我这没给我冻死", "target": "真好" }, { "source": "帮忙扩散!丢狗狗的心情太能理解了···", "target": "谢谢了" }, { "source": "我都好久没看电视了", "target": "哪天专门看一看" }, { "source": "你一个人大晚上看难道不怕怕", "target": "木事,有介个镇着" }, { "source": "木事,有介个镇着", "target": "这妖你镇不住啊" }, { "source": "姑娘,你和花儿为何都如此忧伤", "target": "因为……智齿发炎疼的厉害心累" }, { "source": "家乡安逸不嘛?", "target": "安逸" }, { "source": "你们今晚要在那会议室打个地铺明天继续的意思么", "target": "刚回来好累" }, { "source": "你是不是感染时间蛮久了", "target": "两年" }, { "source": "两年", "target": "怎么会这么低呢?" }, { "source": "早上好欣妹,我们又见面呢", "target": "相互喜欢,百看不厌。" }, { "source": "震惊了,难道要建个晚安群吗", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "宝贝好呀上午好多课现在才吃饭", "target": "嗯。我也是呀。刚吃完饭。现在正在午休。嘻嘻,午安" }, { "source": "你热吗", "target": "我冷" }, { "source": "我是猪", "target": "为什么啊" }, { "source": "我发现鼻子那有些奇怪耶", "target": "女大十八变嘛" }, { "source": "今天看东方卫视娱乐星天地,老公终于心有所属啦,看来77不会孤单了,祝福祝福还是祝福", "target": "和谁啊!!!" }, { "source": "和谁啊!!!", "target": "不知道么,上百度搜搜,姓朱什么的" }, { "source": "不知道么,上百度搜搜,姓朱什么的", "target": "雪梨?" }, { "source": "雪梨?", "target": "好像是吧" }, { "source": "人生大师!", "target": "哈哈,必须的" }, { "source": "学姐太好看啦", "target": "不要爱上我哈哈哈" }, { "source": "好好的人怎么送医院就没了", "target": "好好的人谁去医院啊……" }, { "source": "你们是报团还是自助游啊?", "target": "自助比较尽兴自由,时间自己作主" }, { "source": "我真的不舒服你笑什么", "target": "早点休息...." }, { "source": "早点休息....", "target": "嗯谢谢" }, { "source": "你在干啥社长", "target": "你说我在干啥,我在回答提问" }, { "source": "我想问女生一个问题:如果你很喜欢一个男生,那个人也是单身,但是他可以做到你不联系他他不联系你,你到底该不该放弃他?", "target": "肯定放弃啦!不管多喜欢!因为对方心里没你啊!单方面付出好辛苦的!" }, { "source": "一路向前,前方会有更美丽的事物等着你。", "target": "嗯嗯我想一直一直那么明媚" }, { "source": "早上好", "target": "大概是没有吃早餐" }, { "source": "快回家快回家~", "target": "我发现我发了这条状态雨就停了" }, { "source": "看这本书的时候我都哭了", "target": "是呀!其实我很喜欢男主的。。。。。" }, { "source": "是呀!其实我很喜欢男主的。。。。。", "target": "嗯~我觉得他是最惨的" }, { "source": "嗯~我觉得他是最惨的", "target": "嗯嗯!不被人理解,也没和女主在一起。不过还好,小男主和小女主最后在一起了!" }, { "source": "嗯嗯!不被人理解,也没和女主在一起。不过还好,小男主和小女主最后在一起了!", "target": "对~如果没有他俩的话让广大读者怎么办啊" }, { "source": "现在电闪雷鸣?", "target": "你没感觉到吗" }, { "source": "摄像欧巴~", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "大晚上还在吃杨梅", "target": "任性" }, { "source": "你干嘛去拉", "target": "回家了,现在准备收拾去河南" }, { "source": "回家了,现在准备收拾去河南", "target": "我天、你这一个月是全国巡演啊哈哈" }, { "source": "我天、你这一个月是全国巡演啊哈哈", "target": "我也觉得是,跑的都困了" }, { "source": "恬〜我们都在你身边,阿姨说她很喜欢你!我回去我们一起吃饭,上次没来的急,地方你点", "target": "咱们这是要下馆子么" }, { "source": "咱们这是要下馆子么", "target": "对啊对啊" }, { "source": "宝贝,加油,心情好极了吧~我就说出去转转保证心情很不错", "target": "嗯嗯,还不错" }, { "source": "去请教以前的老师呢~听几节课~", "target": "都不好意思去,毕业后久没联系过了还是自己琢磨琢磨吧" }, { "source": "都不好意思去,毕业后久没联系过了还是自己琢磨琢磨吧", "target": "哈哈,没事嘛~" }, { "source": "到家…烧烤搞好", "target": "麻辣烫吃过了我刚刚!现在好撑着" }, { "source": "麻辣烫吃过了我刚刚!现在好撑着", "target": "我肚子好大-0-" }, { "source": "我肚子好大-0-", "target": "我腰好粗" }, { "source": "我腰好粗", "target": "-0-发现了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "看一次笑一次,哈哈,这个图可以收藏吗?心情不好的时候拿来看!!", "target": "你是他朋友么…" }, { "source": "你是他朋友么…", "target": "不是耶……所以才偷偷问一下能不能收藏嘛!好吧,想笑再过来看好了……" }, { "source": "不是耶……所以才偷偷问一下能不能收藏嘛!好吧,想笑再过来看好了……", "target": "随意存吧" }, { "source": "随意存吧", "target": "那我就不客气啦!" }, { "source": "我妈没看到短信也没接我电话,刚刚她回来了,说要做韭菜盒子,半个小时,我卒", "target": "我是想吃的" }, { "source": "我是想吃的", "target": "刚吃上" }, { "source": "我们清明也在青城山~", "target": "清明去青城山更有意境" }, { "source": "清明去青城山更有意境", "target": "嗯嗯呢,烟雨朦胧" }, { "source": "山东日照过年会冷吗?我在犹豫还需不需要买件羽绒服。。。", "target": "五九过年。" }, { "source": "你怎么辣么无聊", "target": "所以你们在一起吧!" }, { "source": "突然就不想考研了,不知道有没有意义", "target": "我的意思是感觉自己平不过这些不公平的事情" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈那是你不懂成都人。成都人就喜欢态度差的店家。苍蝇馆子态度之恶别个就乐意去", "target": "这些破店都是弯弯来开的" }, { "source": "这些破店都是弯弯来开的", "target": "哈哈哈,确实是" }, { "source": "她的睫毛,弯的嘴角。", "target": "你丑没事我瞎" }, { "source": "你丑没事我瞎", "target": "你瞎没事,我不瞎。" }, { "source": "你瞎没事,我不瞎。", "target": "不按套路出牌" }, { "source": "不按套路出牌", "target": "怪我怪我。" }, { "source": "周老师好,您的宣传委员微笑想要一朵小红花。", "target": "给你给你" }, { "source": "袄〜太久木有秒回的感觉习惯等回复!你这回的太快!不和谐!我反应不过来!我脑子跟不上!", "target": "没关系,你慢慢回啊" }, { "source": "没关系,你慢慢回啊", "target": "我叫你慢慢回别回太快!智商无下限啊!" }, { "source": "我叫你慢慢回别回太快!智商无下限啊!", "target": "我回了你不会晚点再看啊" }, { "source": "我回了你不会晚点再看啊", "target": "你不是人!" }, { "source": "你不是人!", "target": "你怎么知道?我的飞碟藏的挺好的呀应该" }, { "source": "“所有的欺骗、侮辱和伤害,都是这个世界温柔的序曲”", "target": "我在看上次买的第二本书了。“你要相信,没有到不了的明天”。我还没有放弃治疗……" }, { "source": "我在看上次买的第二本书了。“你要相信,没有到不了的明天”。我还没有放弃治疗……", "target": "它快点来好不好快点来救我" }, { "source": "它快点来好不好快点来救我", "target": "可以单,不要孤。终会等到的,自己也可以努力去追寻。" }, { "source": "可以单,不要孤。终会等到的,自己也可以努力去追寻。", "target": "他在哪里,如何相遇" }, { "source": "他在哪里,如何相遇", "target": "这个问题无解,我也在期待。" }, { "source": "感冒了和养生小达人有关系吗", "target": "比你听话多了" }, { "source": "我也是我大一上的时候就觉得和她处不自在我以为只有我酱紫发现的太晚!", "target": "我也是。看你们都没说什么我也不好意思说没想到啊没想到。哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我也是。看你们都没说什么我也不好意思说没想到啊没想到。哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "我以为只有我这样想还在想是不是我有问题原来。。" }, { "source": "我以为只有我这样想还在想是不是我有问题原来。。", "target": "我也以为是自己小心眼" }, { "source": "我也以为是自己小心眼", "target": "豁然开朗" }, { "source": "到时候免不了吐槽声一片,而且我不太喜欢这个演员,包子,要不你休息一下回家过年吧", "target": "什么剧" }, { "source": "什么剧", "target": "就是那个什么皓镧传" }, { "source": "就是那个什么皓镧传", "target": "应该是真的。不过,只想要合作的演员希望好一点" }, { "source": "肚子一直在叫啊亲~", "target": "眼睛一直催我睡呀亲" }, { "source": "眼睛一直催我睡呀亲", "target": "这就叫做饥饿交迫么?" }, { "source": "噗个求", "target": "我拔牙了" }, { "source": "你朋友都有儿子了,你不是96的吗?", "target": "我98的" }, { "source": "我98的", "target": "居然没给你吃,这个朋友可以" }, { "source": "回家了泥好~", "target": "懂我!" }, { "source": "懂我!", "target": "买手机你好!" }, { "source": "我的眼睛是闭着的。。哈哈哈哈,但是好开心哦", "target": "我是挑了一张大家都还行的呢。" }, { "source": "我是挑了一张大家都还行的呢。", "target": "嗯嗯,记得把照片放我邮箱哦" }, { "source": "你嘴角的痣好美好独特", "target": "难看" }, { "source": "好友美文", "target": "谢谢多美赞!才子午好!" }, { "source": "谢谢多美赞!才子午好!", "target": "师友午餐愉快,午安" }, { "source": "一路顺风,玩得开心。", "target": "土鳖,坐飞机不能说一路顺风的!" }, { "source": "土鳖,坐飞机不能说一路顺风的!", "target": "去厦门一路顺风,往昆明安安全全,然后就玩得开开心心。" }, { "source": "没试过一个人去看爱情片", "target": "那都跟谁一起看啊?" }, { "source": "那都跟谁一起看啊?", "target": "太多太多,记不清数不完" }, { "source": "太多太多,记不清数不完", "target": "这怎么可以!" }, { "source": "突然觉得你和流畅贼像", "target": "他是小霍建华" }, { "source": "他是小霍建华", "target": "为啥?他也是睫毛精?" }, { "source": "为啥?他也是睫毛精?", "target": "你难道不觉得他的脸型和眼睛真的很像吗,我从高中的时候就发现了" }, { "source": "你就得瑟吧", "target": "给你机会,重新说" }, { "source": "快乐'新年", "target": "你也是。新年快乐" }, { "source": "不要再懒,动起来!", "target": "我平时动,但是不是运动" }, { "source": "你的头一点也不大,是帽子太小了", "target": "搞事情哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这个空调好洋气", "target": "是也遥控的哟" }, { "source": "我咋觉得你到成都就是去吃了啊,吃货", "target": "为了我的胃,豁出去啦" }, { "source": "为了我的胃,豁出去啦", "target": "你现在还真自信吃不胖啊" }, { "source": "最悲惨的是开封北站打不到车,淋了半个小时才打到车返校。", "target": "叫的滴滴都不带调头的,冒雨横穿了好几次马路" }, { "source": "叫的滴滴都不带调头的,冒雨横穿了好几次马路", "target": "我滴滴都滴不到感觉人家都不带你玩似的" }, { "source": "汕头有文化沉淀吗", "target": "潮汕文化……至少归属感还是很强的。" }, { "source": "潮汕文化……至少归属感还是很强的。", "target": "归属感是因为这是你家乡不过我对这城市没归属感也没觉得有文化沉淀" }, { "source": "归属感是因为这是你家乡不过我对这城市没归属感也没觉得有文化沉淀", "target": "那你离开汕头一段时间吧..." }, { "source": "妹妹基本放弃挣扎", "target": "也就假装踹两下,其实开心得小尾巴乱摇~" }, { "source": "肥姑姐啊", "target": "点啊" }, { "source": "肉肉比菜菜乖", "target": "额!那是软软……" }, { "source": "额!那是软软……", "target": "以后会不会有硬硬" }, { "source": "腰在这里", "target": "你是腰还是腰子,一字之差,区别很大" }, { "source": "你居然不喜欢排骨呀小学妹那可是我滴最爱!", "target": "他家排骨对我来说有一丢丢肥了排骨我也爱吃的!" }, { "source": "生日快乐~~~", "target": "谢谢你哈" }, { "source": "你在我们学校啊?", "target": "什么你们学校?" }, { "source": "什么你们学校?", "target": "你在哪里考试?" }, { "source": "看电影的时候刚开始是看的不太懂,看到后来就越来越觉得这场电影很值得甚至想再看第二遍,边上的一对小情侣一直在腻歪,男孩子中途还打起了农药,前排有个女孩子一直在斗地主,我真的为他们错过这部电影而可惜", "target": "对呀,我每次看到这种人我就会很难受。。" }, { "source": "对呀,我每次看到这种人我就会很难受。。", "target": "我也是!" }, { "source": "这么多年了,你身材还保持这么好。", "target": "哈哈还好" }, { "source": "我一个人吃泡面", "target": "都好可怜" }, { "source": "我想要25号的票,但没有24号的票", "target": "100元转给你25号的票行不,我买错了待会儿还要去现场买张今天的,现在急需把25号的转了,要不然我真的要穷了可怜可怜我" }, { "source": "100元转给你25号的票行不,我买错了待会儿还要去现场买张今天的,现在急需把25号的转了,要不然我真的要穷了可怜可怜我", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "可以", "target": "什么时候来取票" }, { "source": "我的妈呀,没关注亚洲新歌榜", "target": "对的,时间紧迫,小伙伴加油,每分都很重要" }, { "source": "我从头到脚感觉都要冻了", "target": "好呀来小女娃裹厚下要" }, { "source": "好呀来小女娃裹厚下要", "target": "厚厉害来,太咧呀" }, { "source": "厚厉害来,太咧呀", "target": "是的。我耳朵鼻子冻了" }, { "source": "是的。我耳朵鼻子冻了", "target": "鼻子冻了" }, { "source": "明年的今天哥也要给我的娃过儿童节了", "target": "真的?你们家大宝贝有小宝贝了?" }, { "source": "真的?你们家大宝贝有小宝贝了?", "target": "是的龙宝宝" }, { "source": "你俩可真浪,你俩就不想回学校请我吃个饭啥的", "target": "你可真浪,就不想着来找我俩请我俩吃个饭啥的?" }, { "source": "你可真浪,就不想着来找我俩请我俩吃个饭啥的?", "target": "要我说我现在就请你俩吃饭你俩都不知道干啥呢" }, { "source": "要我说我现在就请你俩吃饭你俩都不知道干啥呢", "target": "我上班" }, { "source": "可惜我一直度秒入年", "target": "徒儿咋了?换的头像好萌啊" }, { "source": "喜欢都不体现在话语中体现在眼神里", "target": "都不好意思直视" }, { "source": "都不好意思直视", "target": "所以我的意思是只要你看人眼神透露不出来说什么人家都不会察觉到的只当你开玩笑而已啦" }, { "source": "找不到妹子了,我快放弃了。", "target": "那就找基友" }, { "source": "现在做个酸奶都要文艺一点了", "target": "文章写咋样了" }, { "source": "小哥哥你能不能收敛一点高冷一点曾经我为是你的互关感到窃喜现在一抓一大把", "target": "毕竟第一次扩关嘛" }, { "source": "毕竟第一次扩关嘛", "target": "瞎扩什么" }, { "source": "心随你动大洋摩托", "target": "就你找事" }, { "source": "主持人素养是真的好", "target": "他可是我们河北农民频道的帮大哥" }, { "source": "他可是我们河北农民频道的帮大哥", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈每天中午十二点" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈每天中午十二点", "target": "我妈天天看" }, { "source": "世事无常希望我们都要一直健健康康的", "target": "嗯嗯健健康康最重要" }, { "source": "这位亲,你身高是190+吧?", "target": "390+" }, { "source": "390+", "target": "你说的是你的围脖长度" }, { "source": "突然看到杂这么多赞哦艾特那个话题可以哦有效提高人气", "target": "哈哈哈是滴" }, { "source": "没钱出来混!?", "target": "没有零钱。。。" }, { "source": "没有零钱。。。", "target": "我想说的是问我借钱的人是没有零食,我是着急赶车,所以壕应该是他吧。。。" }, { "source": "我上个月也从济州岛给几个好朋友寄了明信片,不晓得他们收到卡片时是什么心情...", "target": "会拿着看很久的心情" }, { "source": "会拿着看很久的心情", "target": "呵呵,希望吧" }, { "source": "呵呵,希望吧", "target": "哈…因为我就是" }, { "source": "哈…因为我就是", "target": "知道你是哎,但他她们不一定" }, { "source": "知道你是哎,但他她们不一定", "target": "矮油…那我要说你交友不慎嘛…哈哈" }, { "source": "你难道不是7号放假嘛", "target": "但是我的客人不放假劳资这两天算加班" }, { "source": "然后激动得拿笔拿纸写了一段特别无聊的话…", "target": "哈哈哈正解!" }, { "source": "你们偷琵琶、快点偷点我、嘿嘿", "target": "酸到暴了" }, { "source": "也不要担心考上什么专科就怕以后找不到工作,不信你问问本科生。", "target": "专科很好找工作的啊我就读的专科今年才大一工作已经找好了" }, { "source": "榴莲?菠萝蜜?", "target": "哈哈,全中,它俩的结合体,榴莲蜜" }, { "source": "你说我们要是都在西安或者哪里,下午下班就约起,夹娃娃走", "target": "想去迪士尼,突然份的想去,哈哈" }, { "source": "木有空姐", "target": "空姐都躲起来了" }, { "source": "空姐都躲起来了", "target": "小露在魔都吗?" }, { "source": "小露在魔都吗?", "target": "不是啊,小安子去魔都了啊?" }, { "source": "不是啊,小安子去魔都了啊?", "target": "昨天中午到的,今天就下雨了,讨厌的很" }, { "source": "昨天中午到的,今天就下雨了,讨厌的很", "target": "偶这里下午也开始下雨了" }, { "source": "偶这里下午也开始下雨了", "target": "小安刚和客户喝完酒回来,魔都的雨越来越大了" }, { "source": "小安刚和客户喝完酒回来,魔都的雨越来越大了", "target": "喝高了么" }, { "source": "回复我有惊喜", "target": "你骗我,说好的惊喜呢" }, { "source": "给个背影是为了证明什么", "target": "为了不看脸" }, { "source": "想要友善", "target": "友善换敬业可以吗" }, { "source": "日常拉仇恨", "target": "逐梦之音么" }, { "source": "逐梦之音么", "target": "对呀" }, { "source": "对呀", "target": "省级貂蝉你很棒棒哦" }, { "source": "省级貂蝉你很棒棒哦", "target": "没有没有,很火大,掉了几百战力。已经崩溃了,从荣耀王者一直单排掉分" }, { "source": "你已经放假了吗", "target": "没有还有考试" }, { "source": "回去上班了阿?", "target": "昨天就回来的。" }, { "source": "昨天就回来的。", "target": "能回去过年也不错了" }, { "source": "楼上是你小对象么", "target": "不是不是" }, { "source": "买冰激凌能送女朋友吗?", "target": "最多买一送一虐虐你" }, { "source": "一个肥肠让人羡慕的体质!", "target": "什么鬼" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜", "target": "你还补刀" }, { "source": "你还补刀", "target": "没有啊,只是恭喜你" }, { "source": "没有啊,只是恭喜你", "target": "救命啊" }, { "source": "救命啊", "target": "咋了,又倒下了吗" }, { "source": "咋了,又倒下了吗", "target": "还没有被发现身份" }, { "source": "还没有被发现身份", "target": "那完蛋了,又快了" }, { "source": "那完蛋了,又快了", "target": "偷着乐呢" }, { "source": "偷着乐呢", "target": "还用偷着乐吗,我都明目张胆的乐" }, { "source": "还用偷着乐吗,我都明目张胆的乐", "target": "不不不我不敢…我一乐他们就要怼我了" }, { "source": "不不不我不敢…我一乐他们就要怼我了", "target": "怕啥,也不差这一把" }, { "source": "三观正!那些叫嚣着别人法盲的还不是看到别人科普才知道的搞得自己什么都懂一样", "target": "那你是过了国家司法考试吗?" }, { "source": "今天帅!", "target": "我的拍照技术又更厉害了" }, { "source": "我的拍照技术又更厉害了", "target": "能不能不把自己的天生丽质归咎于照相技术" }, { "source": "能不能不把自己的天生丽质归咎于照相技术", "target": "光线好,嗯" }, { "source": "加油呀高材生", "target": "才不是" }, { "source": "说,你是不是去买纪梵希的蕾丝面膜了", "target": "没有…" }, { "source": "相亲去了吗", "target": "不不不是" }, { "source": "生快生快", "target": "谢谢亲舞会咋没去?" }, { "source": "谢谢亲舞会咋没去?", "target": "昨儿有个约会" }, { "source": "昨儿有个约会", "target": "好吧再抛一个老梗,猪你生日快乐!" }, { "source": "呷子,我一直认为你是一个很有才能的人", "target": "没有哈" }, { "source": "没有哈", "target": "谦虚" }, { "source": "谦虚", "target": "真的" }, { "source": "真的", "target": "你的未来会很美好" }, { "source": "再一次成功避过龙子湖,这里真的好热啊", "target": "同感" }, { "source": "你好年轻哦~", "target": "三个小帅哥挺可爱的" }, { "source": "三个小帅哥挺可爱的", "target": "哎吗~你的少女心爆棚啊~" }, { "source": "哎吗~你的少女心爆棚啊~", "target": "不不不,其实我就是不太理解为啥那么多人喜欢他们" }, { "source": "不不不,其实我就是不太理解为啥那么多人喜欢他们", "target": "好吧~纯好奇心呗~【还是少女心~】" }, { "source": "好吧~纯好奇心呗~【还是少女心~】", "target": "好奇,纯纯的好奇" }, { "source": "好奇,纯纯的好奇", "target": "好吧~不聊你了~【我好吧~】" }, { "source": "好吧~不聊你了~【我好吧~】", "target": "你真好!!" }, { "source": "真羡慕你", "target": "这是我第一次见他,希望可以见到!" }, { "source": "这是我第一次见他,希望可以见到!", "target": "祝你好运到时候有票了请记得一定艾特告诉我!" }, { "source": "祝你好运到时候有票了请记得一定艾特告诉我!", "target": "嗯嗯!一定!" }, { "source": "两个小美妞看来很嗨皮呀,期待天天看到你们的旅记哦", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "你是住在什么地方", "target": "学校啊" }, { "source": "学校啊", "target": "宿舍嫩个豪华呢噶" }, { "source": "突然发现我就剩下你这么一个帝都妹子了。。她们都蜕变为御姐了。。。", "target": "好吧我年轻我自豪" }, { "source": "好吧我年轻我自豪", "target": "等成年哥哥带你去酒馆哦~~哈哈" }, { "source": "外套配裙子也是潮", "target": "还是花格子裙" }, { "source": "我也想知道去哪啦", "target": "是大连哟" }, { "source": "啊,吃鸡排。", "target": "为什么在消息盒子没有看到你" }, { "source": "为什么在消息盒子没有看到你", "target": "大概你把我拉黑了吧" }, { "source": "不能辜负朋友送我的一个月会员。", "target": "这个可以辜负的" }, { "source": "朕是人类", "target": "吾乃仙也" }, { "source": "吾乃仙也", "target": "何方妖孽" }, { "source": "何方妖孽", "target": "那要问你自己。" }, { "source": "那要问你自己。", "target": "是朕在问你" }, { "source": "是朕在问你", "target": "是本仙在问你" }, { "source": "是本仙在问你", "target": "何方妖孽" }, { "source": "何方妖孽", "target": "问你自己" }, { "source": "问你自己", "target": "是朕在问你" }, { "source": "是朕在问你", "target": "是本仙在问你。" }, { "source": "是本仙在问你。", "target": "何方妖孽" }, { "source": "何方妖孽", "target": "是你自己。" }, { "source": "是你自己。", "target": "非也" }, { "source": "非也", "target": "飞吧" }, { "source": "飞吧", "target": "朕坐着呢" }, { "source": "朕坐着呢", "target": "每天就会傻坐着" }, { "source": "每天就会傻坐着", "target": "朕是宇宙第一聪明人" }, { "source": "朕是宇宙第一聪明人", "target": "又在吹……" }, { "source": "又在吹……", "target": "朕木有乱吹,朕是在很认真的吹哦" }, { "source": "朕木有乱吹,朕是在很认真的吹哦", "target": "别吹了.在吹就上天啦!" }, { "source": "别吹了.在吹就上天啦!", "target": "你又打错字了,真笨" }, { "source": "你又打错字了,真笨", "target": "你笨" }, { "source": "你笨", "target": "你才笨呢" }, { "source": "你才笨呢", "target": "你笨" }, { "source": "你笨", "target": "你才笨呢" }, { "source": "你才笨呢", "target": "你笨" }, { "source": "你笨", "target": "你笨" }, { "source": "你笨", "target": "你才笨" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈可爱可爱!宝宝努力挣钱可不是为了穷游的", "target": "那么有钱怎么可能穷游" }, { "source": "越来越开心,毕业找你玩啊。", "target": "好的。没问题" }, { "source": "山水两相忘", "target": "日月无瓜葛" }, { "source": "和妈妈好像的玉姐姐~~", "target": "啥时候回学校" }, { "source": "腿蛮短的", "target": "您有兵长高?!" }, { "source": "您有兵长高?!", "target": "当然有!" }, { "source": "跟我一起去西安看师傅把", "target": "二师弟,走吧~" }, { "source": "二师弟,走吧~", "target": "我带了金箍啦哈哈,所以你是二师兄" }, { "source": "我带了金箍啦哈哈,所以你是二师兄", "target": "我有反光的眼皮你有吗" }, { "source": "我有反光的眼皮你有吗", "target": "等着,给你变一个啊" }, { "source": "等着,给你变一个啊", "target": "逗比,烧退了没?" }, { "source": "逗比,烧退了没?", "target": "退了啊,现在就是哪都疼" }, { "source": "跟男生打球,注定受伤的是你!你太猛了,太威武了!", "target": "上学时经常跟男生玩着打,今天天气好,跟一帮朋友来吃农家乐,才没玩一会就见血了" }, { "source": "上学时经常跟男生玩着打,今天天气好,跟一帮朋友来吃农家乐,才没玩一会就见血了", "target": "只能说他们太不怜香惜玉了!或者说真拿你当哥们了!" }, { "source": "只能说他们太不怜香惜玉了!或者说真拿你当哥们了!", "target": "其实是他不小心的" }, { "source": "其实是他不小心的", "target": "无心之过可以原谅!估计他现在也很懊恼!" }, { "source": "无心之过可以原谅!估计他现在也很懊恼!", "target": "是啊,无心之过都可以原谅" }, { "source": "中秋依旧入夏", "target": "如夏" }, { "source": "祝你幸福。", "target": "这是好朋友" }, { "source": "万能的黄生啦", "target": "低调低调," }, { "source": "圣诞假期了啊?伦敦游学么?", "target": "是的。。放假了一堆论文要写" }, { "source": "是的。。放假了一堆论文要写", "target": "圣诞快乐。平平安安!" }, { "source": "圣诞快乐。平平安安!", "target": "谢谢!你们也是!圣诞快乐:)一切顺利!" }, { "source": "谢谢!你们也是!圣诞快乐:)一切顺利!", "target": "一人在外,平安即好" }, { "source": "谁带你玩", "target": "自己溜达" }, { "source": "自己溜达", "target": "来我这里溜达" }, { "source": "难道你这么早就起床了么30,额,大约都不会有", "target": "我觉得是可以有的" }, { "source": "你嗲够了没,薇薇内心是崩溃的", "target": "薇薇说,我觉得吧,有根钢筋扎在我心上!" }, { "source": "你用什么手环", "target": "小米的,因为以前用小米手机~" }, { "source": "莽夫,有神魔用嘞", "target": "把握一下你的位置" }, { "source": "把握一下你的位置", "target": "我在你身后,难不难受" }, { "source": "就算做咸鱼也要做最咸的那一条", "target": "又咸又臭" }, { "source": "你最近负能量有点多哦", "target": "真的是,哎我都开始抱怨了一天到晚" }, { "source": "真的是,哎我都开始抱怨了一天到晚", "target": "对啊,都没以前欢乐了" }, { "source": "爱吃爱玩爱打游戏", "target": "哈哈哈哈太对了" }, { "source": "深深~~你跳的好棒", "target": "他在那里读书?" }, { "source": "他在那里读书?", "target": "乌克兰啊" }, { "source": "做人不要太贪心,尤其是医生,尤其是又在一个没油水的科室……", "target": "所以吃饭才要有油水呀" }, { "source": "所以吃饭才要有油水呀", "target": "嗯,虽说油水装肚子里装兜里踏实吧,但到了要拿出来用的时候还是挺……不方便的……" }, { "source": "嗯,虽说油水装肚子里装兜里踏实吧,但到了要拿出来用的时候还是挺……不方便的……", "target": "可以用来制沼气,发电,多环保。" }, { "source": "我们太神奇了,二十分钟解决一顿火锅,", "target": "创记录了吧~" }, { "source": "创记录了吧~", "target": "太神奇了" }, { "source": "黑暗料理加豆角干嘛稀饭里边还要加豆角?", "target": "有时候会加唉这碗稀饭味道真是。。。不说了不说了" }, { "source": "有时候会加唉这碗稀饭味道真是。。。不说了不说了", "target": "传说中的南北差异吗我们不加" }, { "source": "传说中的南北差异吗我们不加", "target": "可能是,有时候还加西葫芦,有时候加枣" }, { "source": "心血来潮就把墙上的撕掉重新贴", "target": "亲我养病在家睡醒再上网…" }, { "source": "再说一个细节,这趟航班原本是早上6点自东向西飞,背对阳光,视野很好。而迫降时是自西向东飞,也就是说,机长不仅要忍受寒冷失压的折磨,全程还要直面刺眼的阳光,戴墨镜?想都不要想", "target": "说那么多就是要歌颂两位驾驶员嘛,是值得表扬,不过我去用得着这样使劲吹吗,他自己也在飞机上换成谁不想活命啊,这是基本的职业素质呀。再说工资也不低啊。要说换成摩托司机遇到危险也会救命要紧好吧," }, { "source": "说那么多就是要歌颂两位驾驶员嘛,是值得表扬,不过我去用得着这样使劲吹吗,他自己也在飞机上换成谁不想活命啊,这是基本的职业素质呀。再说工资也不低啊。要说换成摩托司机遇到危险也会救命要紧好吧,", "target": "大家快来看啊,这里有只纯种杠精" }, { "source": "最近很低调嘛你,都不刷WB啦", "target": "潜心修炼嘛" }, { "source": "潜心修炼嘛", "target": "修成正果了没有?" }, { "source": "想领养第一只小猫咪、要什么手续", "target": "来医院看中了帮你联系送诊人问问他是否愿意。" }, { "source": "晚安安", "target": "晚安啦" }, { "source": "晚安啦", "target": "早点睡啦" }, { "source": "看到非黑即白几个字就想到了黑白影画", "target": "都是喜欢二宝的么" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "我只想聊这,,不可以么?" }, { "source": "我只想聊这,,不可以么?", "target": "好吧元芳你怎么看?" }, { "source": "好吧元芳你怎么看?", "target": "我觉得可以继续聊下去。" }, { "source": "我觉得可以继续聊下去。", "target": "哇这里你也在" }, { "source": "你发我看看", "target": "冷冷的坐在街边想菜谱,香菇排骨汤,清蒸鲑鱼,红烧豆腐,空心菜,木须肉,碎椒炒蛋" }, { "source": "冷冷的坐在街边想菜谱,香菇排骨汤,清蒸鲑鱼,红烧豆腐,空心菜,木须肉,碎椒炒蛋", "target": "可行的" }, { "source": "一獾斗三虎,三獾沉航母,五獾斗上帝,十獾创世纪!!", "target": "我晶威武!" }, { "source": "我晶威武!", "target": "还打个横批呢老哥" }, { "source": "通宵要猝死", "target": "你要对我好说不定我哪天就挂了" }, { "source": "你要对我好说不定我哪天就挂了", "target": "黑我是吧" }, { "source": "喜欢死你了", "target": "嚯嚯晚安噢" }, { "source": "嚯嚯晚安噢", "target": "晚安哟" }, { "source": "最近浮力好多吖", "target": "那你们还不给力转花起~" }, { "source": "可以说,喜欢底板吗,比较丰富~", "target": "可以。那些都是学长的涂鸦之作。" }, { "source": "可以。那些都是学长的涂鸦之作。", "target": "好大一只乌鸦…" }, { "source": "好大一只乌鸦…", "target": "朝着你叫!" }, { "source": "朝着你叫!", "target": "叫我快睡觉么~" }, { "source": "叫我快睡觉么~", "target": "吾非子,焉知子之悟也?" }, { "source": "吾非子,焉知子之悟也?", "target": "算了,你忙吧。" }, { "source": "到底十六号还能不能进18栋要东西?", "target": "我15去弄东西,我怕16说封就封了" }, { "source": "不是不想要银行又不是没有监控你拿了你也跑不掉", "target": "不想要" }, { "source": "红杏枝头春意闹,愿为忱宇捡肥皂!", "target": "哎无良的少年" }, { "source": "哎无良的少年", "target": "我是不凉少年,俗称暖男~" }, { "source": "该遵规守矩还是打破桎梏", "target": "打破" }, { "source": "哈喽哈喽,俺今晚失眠了", "target": "音乐陪你入睡" }, { "source": "今天不是愚人节", "target": "是真的。。。哈哈,你恨不到噶拉" }, { "source": "是真的。。。哈哈,你恨不到噶拉", "target": "可恶我要t仔,给我" }, { "source": "晚安", "target": "你为何睡的如此晚!!!!" }, { "source": "你为何睡的如此晚!!!!", "target": "在看电影" }, { "source": "离开我太久我快记不得她的样子了", "target": "感同身受了?" }, { "source": "感同身受了?", "target": "是的特别" }, { "source": "是的特别", "target": "好人没好命" }, { "source": "好家伙,有钱了,请的水军质量也比之前好一些了,赞!", "target": "我不是水军,我以前爱看乐视,所以支持他" }, { "source": "我不是水军,我以前爱看乐视,所以支持他", "target": "同感不多说支持" }, { "source": "主子要喝茶了", "target": "好,今天我要喝艺福堂奶猫茶,不加冰" }, { "source": "没法愉快的玩耍了", "target": "以前电1要排队排很久就没去那个区现在可后悔了想重新练又没有时间" }, { "source": "以前电1要排队排很久就没去那个区现在可后悔了想重新练又没有时间", "target": "我也是好久之前玩一区,玩到8J玩不下去了,前几天无聊去了一趟玩了几把,现在13J了" }, { "source": "为什么你睡不好的时候我也会睡不好", "target": "我不知道" }, { "source": "周末起得早难道不是有约会???【假装有人约", "target": "没道理啊" }, { "source": "没道理啊", "target": "啥没道理啊" }, { "source": "啥没道理啊", "target": "没人约你呀" }, { "source": "拿个桶接着", "target": "嗯还可以拿去浇花" }, { "source": "先不说身高了,我们先来说说体重。", "target": "绝对比你轻" }, { "source": "绝对比你轻", "target": "那倒是,但是按照一般规律你这种应该是我一半那么重才对。" }, { "source": "那倒是,但是按照一般规律你这种应该是我一半那么重才对。", "target": "我很可能就是你的一半重量" }, { "source": "我很可能就是你的一半重量", "target": "哈哈不可棱你怎么可能比阿京力瘦" }, { "source": "哈哈不可棱你怎么可能比阿京力瘦", "target": "所以啊情是你的一半以下呀" }, { "source": "所以啊情是你的一半以下呀", "target": "啊她已经不足80斤了吗" }, { "source": "啊她已经不足80斤了吗", "target": "是的不到八十斤" }, { "source": "是的不到八十斤", "target": "我昨天梦到你了!" }, { "source": "我昨天梦到你了!", "target": "所以你肯定100斤以上吧" }, { "source": "一个拉杆箱、一身职业装,从此开始空中漂泊生活", "target": "你又知道了" }, { "source": "你瘦了呢", "target": "衣服瘦了" }, { "source": "召唤兽、、、", "target": "召唤璐璐" }, { "source": "召唤璐璐", "target": "今日抵锡" }, { "source": "今日抵锡", "target": "幸福的呢,我都上班一天了" }, { "source": "幸福的呢,我都上班一天了", "target": "现在在做什么哈" }, { "source": "如懿传99集?追不下去了", "target": "不是说古装剧不能超过60集吗" }, { "source": "不是说古装剧不能超过60集吗", "target": "上有政策下有对策,如果规定真的很严格的话,他可以剪成两部" }, { "source": "快放假了吧?圣诞节回来不", "target": "不回。。。" }, { "source": "不回。。。", "target": "抱抱。。。在外面圣诞更热闹~何时回国呢?" }, { "source": "你爱拉肚子", "target": "现在身体好" }, { "source": "现在身体好", "target": "哎呦!!!我咋不信呢!" }, { "source": "求看一个胖子的身材。", "target": "回国再减哈哈哈" }, { "source": "回国再减哈哈哈", "target": "到了一定年龄就不好减了。" }, { "source": "到了一定年龄就不好减了。", "target": "要也是你先到哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "要也是你先到哈哈哈哈", "target": "我已经放弃了" }, { "source": "叔叔赶紧生孩子啦", "target": "那你准备什么时候结婚?" }, { "source": "罗森代言人!", "target": "全家也不错,支持好货" }, { "source": "全家也不错,支持好货", "target": "到底要哪家" }, { "source": "到底要哪家", "target": "要竞争" }, { "source": "要竞争", "target": "以香蕉奶昔蛋糕比高低~~" }, { "source": "以香蕉奶昔蛋糕比高低~~", "target": "比大小。。。" }, { "source": "比大小。。。", "target": "我就知道你喜欢大的" }, { "source": "我就知道你喜欢大的", "target": "而且还整根的" }, { "source": "而且还整根的", "target": "而且食材原料也要正宗~" }, { "source": "半筐鸡蛋、一网兜橘子和一口袋大米???你能不这么写实么,至少诗意点", "target": "哈哈这叫真实" }, { "source": "签名是不是要到了〜", "target": "嗯嗯额!!昨天给发过地址了" }, { "source": "嗯嗯额!!昨天给发过地址了", "target": "嗨森!" }, { "source": "嗨森!", "target": "还是好难过!" }, { "source": "谢谢!早安!", "target": "早上好!" }, { "source": "你把猫咪放在桌子上的?", "target": "不是啊.我进来店的时候它已在桌子上" }, { "source": "绝缘体抱紧我,六月就让你们逆袭", "target": "必须抱紧" }, { "source": "你不上班嘛!", "target": "我换了班之前一直上二休一现在可以玩九天" }, { "source": "我换了班之前一直上二休一现在可以玩九天", "target": "不开心!你都不约我一起玩!" }, { "source": "生日快乐!?", "target": "嗯哼~" }, { "source": "变焦这事值得肯定,但仔细思索一下,可能很多场景都是拍近处的人像", "target": "这个变焦肯定不是常用场景" }, { "source": "亲,有这裙子的网址吗?", "target": "两年前买的" }, { "source": "两年前买的", "target": "亲,你的E大饼是多少号色" }, { "source": "养养薄荷", "target": "好养嘛?我是那种连仙人掌都会养死的主人" }, { "source": "好养嘛?我是那种连仙人掌都会养死的主人", "target": "好养的!每天浇浇水,而且薄荷味好闻!" }, { "source": "好养的!每天浇浇水,而且薄荷味好闻!", "target": "下次遇到搞一盆!" }, { "source": "下次遇到搞一盆!", "target": "我养了两盆用来做莫吉托" }, { "source": "安逸哦,去双廊不?", "target": "就是要去双廊" }, { "source": "就是要去双廊", "target": "安逸。。等到看你们的经验。我下个月也去。" }, { "source": "问一句是自己一个人么?有需要注意的东西么", "target": "都是自己。你要去西藏吗" }, { "source": "迟来的中秋快乐:)是什么歌呢", "target": "很多" }, { "source": "很多", "target": "一个人?" }, { "source": "你可以喊我啊", "target": "你现在还在学校那边?" }, { "source": "你要不要顺便给我们公司投个简历?我们还在招人", "target": "见到你再说吧,你挂书包上得小猴子还在么" }, { "source": "见到你再说吧,你挂书包上得小猴子还在么", "target": "干嘛。。你要送我个挂的?" }, { "source": "干嘛。。你要送我个挂的?", "target": "我想要捏它肚子" }, { "source": "我想要捏它肚子", "target": "那你是见不到他了,他只会出现在机场了。。你到底什么时候到啊" }, { "source": "神奇动物我看睡着了一次,每次看15分钟…看了三次了但是比起一起国产片,比如我不是潘…看睡着了三次,还是好一些。", "target": "哈哈哈,好久没看过国产片了我发现在电影院睡觉特别舒服有没有就是心疼票价。" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,好久没看过国产片了我发现在电影院睡觉特别舒服有没有就是心疼票价。", "target": "我都没去电影院你懂的" }, { "source": "我都没去电影院你懂的", "target": "我懂" }, { "source": "我羡慕的眼睛都直了", "target": "嗯呐" }, { "source": "导演我现在正在看遇见王沥川。", "target": "对,把演员的潜质完全发掘出来啦!" }, { "source": "老师,其实我感觉你好年轻的啊", "target": "谢谢了" }, { "source": "谢谢了", "target": "不用谢的啊,我是陈述事实,,其实我感觉晚婚还蛮好的,再说你真的年轻又有为" }, { "source": "我连陈翔长啥样都不知道哈哈哈", "target": "丑成翔" }, { "source": "丑成翔", "target": "人如其名" }, { "source": "第一次摸车能开出去已经很不错了", "target": "我是不太相信我的水平" }, { "source": "说!你爱不爱我", "target": "不爱你了!!现在我整个人都是蕾姆的了" }, { "source": "不爱你了!!现在我整个人都是蕾姆的了", "target": "蕾姆的告白?" }, { "source": "蕾姆的告白?", "target": "是哒~" }, { "source": "外套真好看", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "最喜欢最后一张。第一张里面蓝色的点是UFO吗?", "target": "我去嘞,怎么会有蓝色的点,吓死宝宝了" }, { "source": "无语", "target": "干嘛无语啊" }, { "source": "人生长河里,似乎更偏爱快乐~~", "target": "爱生活就快乐" }, { "source": "终于等到你每一张海报都能当做屏保很用心", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "姐,肿么了~想你噻~", "target": "我也想你!" }, { "source": "科学家小颜", "target": "嗯儿时的梦想实现了" }, { "source": "今天干了一天活", "target": "眼睛都要瞎了" }, { "source": "我也想你。", "target": "面面!" }, { "source": "面面!", "target": "昂?糕糕。" }, { "source": "昂?糕糕。", "target": "有桃花?" }, { "source": "有桃花?", "target": "老湿!" }, { "source": "猎户。超爱", "target": "份量超级大" }, { "source": "抓娃娃终结者!", "target": "很强" }, { "source": "今天飞机?预祝新年快乐", "target": "是啊,现在去机场" }, { "source": "大晚上的,太过分了!", "target": "没错~我故意的" }, { "source": "好美最近结婚的好多啊", "target": "哈哈我是这个月月底结婚" }, { "source": "我是做手机行业的,我们业内有个段子算是现象吧,你要用小米手机说明你很闲,可以天天跑售后,哈哈", "target": "几亿手机天天跑那还得了就算了一年也没有多少跑吧" }, { "source": "几亿手机天天跑那还得了就算了一年也没有多少跑吧", "target": "我们这有个小米客服,记得暑假上班天天那会路过门口,里面人超多" }, { "source": "我们这有个小米客服,记得暑假上班天天那会路过门口,里面人超多", "target": "额不过我有小米都是2年左右感觉还行也用过x9玩王者不能高帧率倒是把我气了" }, { "source": "绝望,我困了,可我要站两个半小时", "target": "你这中间有站停吗?没准上去有座," }, { "source": "那我现在是不是应该把他的联系方式全部删掉呢?他也没有删掉我,但是从那天开始到现在半个月了他从来也没联系我也没找过我,每天都正常的过着他的日子。跟什么事都没发生过一样", "target": "不用刻意去删,看你自己的自制力,我是因为太爱了,结果却太痛了,知道已没有结局,失望到底,所以不想看着他的头像,不想因为他一丝丝的消息让自己备受折磨,所以删了,如果你有自制力,能放下,不删也无妨" }, { "source": "份子钱份子钱交一下啦", "target": "我结婚你也没给我啊" }, { "source": "快来!", "target": "真的还是假的?我在淡泊湖了。" }, { "source": "真的还是假的?我在淡泊湖了。", "target": "和你媳妇在一起?" }, { "source": "和你媳妇在一起?", "target": "没有,出来讨债的。" }, { "source": "你女朋友业务繁忙啊睡完这边去那边", "target": "鼓励你老实人" }, { "source": "冻感冒为止", "target": "你是什么心啊" }, { "source": "你是什么心啊", "target": "诚实的心" }, { "source": "诚实的心", "target": "P,黑心!" }, { "source": "P,黑心!", "target": "你今天真无聊" }, { "source": "你今天真无聊", "target": "切~~你不也一样" }, { "source": "你遇到一个万年不睡觉的夜猫闺蜜怎么破", "target": "同问!!!" }, { "source": "同问!!!", "target": "二货你又干啥额" }, { "source": "二货你又干啥额", "target": "我这周要去见他亲爱的" }, { "source": "我这周要去见他亲爱的", "target": "见哪个!" }, { "source": "见哪个!", "target": "你说呢!!" }, { "source": "相信我宋六六以后很凄惨的", "target": "我也相信哈哈" }, { "source": "怎么不见他来我寝室", "target": "他会来抢你吃的,你愿意吗" }, { "source": "满街壁画是槟城的什么梗呢", "target": "壁画是槟城的特色,但是也不是满街要在老城区找才能找到那些经典壁画。" }, { "source": "这么晚回家一定要注意安全啊", "target": "好哒,已经平安到家" }, { "source": "忍不住想问问你多少斤了", "target": "暂时没有成效" }, { "source": "打球不叫我?", "target": "下次叫你" }, { "source": "发际线之吻~", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈真的够了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈真的够了", "target": "要你害人害己噻~" }, { "source": "老板这么早到,是给员工脸色吗", "target": "请给我掌声" }, { "source": "你娃娃诅咒我?不可能的哈,别想了,朕还可以活80年。", "target": "吾皇万岁" }, { "source": "“可怜人”必有可恨之处", "target": "唉……" }, { "source": "前提是你要瘦要有爱人", "target": "胖瘦各有不同,人各有不同。" }, { "source": "睡不着", "target": "抱抱" }, { "source": "调查:整容现在越来越普遍,你认为哪位女明星整容最明显?", "target": "基本都动过" }, { "source": "大王t是什么号", "target": "M、都是宽松款、我皮肤黑、不适合" }, { "source": "M、都是宽松款、我皮肤黑、不适合", "target": "那太大了" }, { "source": "早晨啊", "target": "早啵" }, { "source": "早啵", "target": "够精神开车无??" }, { "source": "够精神开车无??", "target": "一般。" }, { "source": "一般。", "target": "慢慢开,最紧要迟到啊" }, { "source": "慢慢开,最紧要迟到啊", "target": "甘又悟会迟到。预早翻工嘎!" }, { "source": "推荐杭州或厦门,长沙就免了…", "target": "长沙很多小吃的样子。。。" }, { "source": "有野菜挖多好", "target": "挖完了,一大箩筐" }, { "source": "电梯吻戏拍了几遍啊", "target": "我给没看够,一边看一边闭眼睛" }, { "source": "聪明", "target": "一想就是,因为我也要去看~" }, { "source": "一想就是,因为我也要去看~", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你敢讲哦!我挨蚊子叮起一身的包,一个礼拜都在痒。不比你惨啊!", "target": "又香又嫩,我是蚊子我都叮。我还想帮你分担点列,但我那曾经和猫打过架的伤痕皮肤。又臭又老!我也爱莫能助啊!" }, { "source": "又香又嫩,我是蚊子我都叮。我还想帮你分担点列,但我那曾经和猫打过架的伤痕皮肤。又臭又老!我也爱莫能助啊!", "target": "你就永远记到你和猫打架的日子嘛!" }, { "source": "你就永远记到你和猫打架的日子嘛!", "target": "噢!昨天和我们的狗也打了一架。" }, { "source": "刚看了有关你的节目突然更喜欢你们两个人了祝福你们", "target": "请问什么节目?" }, { "source": "我要存钱老。到底具体时间是好多啊???", "target": "母鸡" }, { "source": "哎呀昨晚我和我室友也买了个榴莲吃两人吃完后好热啊一晚上都没盖被子睡觉", "target": "是,榴莲热气的。" }, { "source": "来玩成语接龙啰", "target": "水到渠成" }, { "source": "水到渠成", "target": "成败之举" }, { "source": "成败之举", "target": "一举两全" }, { "source": "一举两全", "target": "全心全意" }, { "source": "全心全意", "target": "意犹未尽" }, { "source": "意犹未尽", "target": "苦尽甘来" }, { "source": "苦尽甘来", "target": "来来往往" }, { "source": "我不转弯", "target": "唱一个来" }, { "source": "去年体重多少呢", "target": "97…" }, { "source": "特别的喜欢吴磊呀这个小伙子对导演这个职位真的是很了解呀。", "target": "我也很喜欢" }, { "source": "啊?我刚吃完饺子这么早?", "target": "不不,我只是发个和图配的文字,只是想发图" }, { "source": "不不,我只是发个和图配的文字,只是想发图", "target": "没吃好居然把莲菜剁的很碎没那种脆脆的口感了唉" }, { "source": "没吃好居然把莲菜剁的很碎没那种脆脆的口感了唉", "target": "有吃的都不错了麻,脆脆的口感?我吃饺子从来没注意过这些,还有莲菜是啥?" }, { "source": "泰国常客了", "target": "哈哈,以后还要来" }, { "source": "蜀黎不是发毛衣吗", "target": "还没发" }, { "source": "一直想从事动物救助事业,可按部就班的人生轨迹限制我无法实现自己的梦想,请问现在还来得及吗?已步入社会好几年了,是不是没法再学习这个专业了。", "target": "有梦想就永远都不会迟" }, { "source": "有梦想就永远都不会迟", "target": "谢谢鼓励" }, { "source": "我天天失眠", "target": "我怎么没有遇见你,你是不是走错路了" }, { "source": "我怎么没有遇见你,你是不是走错路了", "target": "可能搭错车了,现在不是做到了" }, { "source": "真觉得你的发型和林爱鹏的好像", "target": "哪里有!" }, { "source": "2012来了", "target": "幼稚鬼" }, { "source": "幼稚鬼", "target": "许仙找你来了吧" }, { "source": "偶哄你睡觉", "target": "快来哄啊" }, { "source": "快来哄啊", "target": "不发表意见,仅表示支持" }, { "source": "不发表意见,仅表示支持", "target": "睡觉" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "我要和你在一起" }, { "source": "我要和你在一起", "target": "一起睡?" }, { "source": "一起睡?", "target": "我可以牵你滴手吗" }, { "source": "我可以牵你滴手吗", "target": "不行,这是勾引…" }, { "source": "不行,这是勾引…", "target": "这是可以的" }, { "source": "这是可以的", "target": "那好吧…把你的手伸出来" }, { "source": "那好吧…把你的手伸出来", "target": "那我跟你一起睡哦," }, { "source": "那我跟你一起睡哦,", "target": "睡吧…闭眼啦…" }, { "source": "睡吧…闭眼啦…", "target": "嗯哦哦啦啦滴" }, { "source": "嗯哦哦啦啦滴", "target": "睡着啦?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈是啊你怎么知道我们两聊天呀", "target": "聊p啊哈哈" }, { "source": "来来来我教你怎么泡妹子虐别人去", "target": "我教别人很厉害我是军师啊专门指导别人干坏事呸是引导别人走向美好的人生" }, { "source": "我教别人很厉害我是军师啊专门指导别人干坏事呸是引导别人走向美好的人生", "target": "你拉倒吧,自己找到就不错了" }, { "source": "那个头发不一般的就是你们同学?", "target": "笑死了" }, { "source": "笑死了", "target": "故事实在看不下去囧" }, { "source": "写作鬼才,23333笑死我了", "target": "来来来,和我说。女皇六六大灰狼,发发是个小绵羊" }, { "source": "来来来,和我说。女皇六六大灰狼,发发是个小绵羊", "target": "女皇六六撩妹忙,独留发发守空房" }, { "source": "好喜欢你们!", "target": "你说那个字写在什么上面?" }, { "source": "你说那个字写在什么上面?", "target": "哪个字" }, { "source": "哪个字", "target": "就是这所有的字啊写在那白白的什么东西上" }, { "source": "就是这所有的字啊写在那白白的什么东西上", "target": "蛋壳啊你当我瞎啊!!!" }, { "source": "黄致列一直很帅的哲哥可能没发挥好吧", "target": "我不是说他帅。。。我是说的唱的挺好你四不四傻," }, { "source": "全世界都在偶遇华晨宇", "target": "除了你我" }, { "source": "多吃肉肉", "target": "一天四顿饭,顿顿不离肉。" }, { "source": "那姑娘是你不", "target": "左面是我啊" }, { "source": "左面是我啊", "target": "嗯,可爱" }, { "source": "懒人叶~默默请早安来了,昨晚一直让瓦跪着没起,今早不会还是不让瓦起吧", "target": "默默姐来啦?" }, { "source": "默默姐来啦?", "target": "瓦来了,懒人叶也不粗来接驾小心一丈红" }, { "source": "你老家哪里啊?", "target": "怎么还没睡?" }, { "source": "怎么还没睡?", "target": "我醒了" }, { "source": "我醒了", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "我也是", "target": "有孩子的睡不了亮觉" }, { "source": "有孩子的睡不了亮觉", "target": "那确实,如果不是刚刚给他喂奶,我能一觉睡到中午" }, { "source": "你已经吃完饭了?", "target": "没有,还没包饺子呢。哈哈你们南方人会包吗?" }, { "source": "越滴你就越不让他,让他滴到没电去!", "target": "让他没油" }, { "source": "还在下雨没", "target": "没了,刚停" }, { "source": "我又矮又胖!", "target": "你可以了!不矮" }, { "source": "大姐还不回成都上班啊", "target": "初十上班,后天就走了" }, { "source": "初十上班,后天就走了", "target": "好安逸我们今天就上班了" }, { "source": "好安逸我们今天就上班了", "target": "你们年前放的早嘛,我们也马上了" }, { "source": "恩施已经下了好久好久好久的雨了", "target": "不愧是醉美恩施" }, { "source": "来杯冰咖啡吧", "target": "有品味,一杯到天亮" }, { "source": "来散散心吧", "target": "嗯嗯,好,过完年去找你吧" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,好,过完年去找你吧", "target": "好的呀" }, { "source": "我以为你偶遇阿信", "target": "哈哈哈偶遇了我也无感" }, { "source": "美图手机耶", "target": "不知道,家里拿的" }, { "source": "送男朋友哦···", "target": "七夕嘛甜蜜一下" }, { "source": "七夕嘛甜蜜一下", "target": "嗨皮了要···可怜了我们这些单身的" }, { "source": "嗨皮了要···可怜了我们这些单身的", "target": "情人节那天和自己喜欢的女生表白肯定有效果" }, { "source": "她不喜欢林的,一直都对他没有那意思,都表示过跟他不可能的好吧", "target": "不好" }, { "source": "我们是真的很强只不过尊重他的选择而已要说刷票还真的不是刷不起.....没有恶意只是想告诉你没有所谓黑幕", "target": "有钱真好" }, { "source": "萌萌哒小受受", "target": "我是攻" }, { "source": "我是攻", "target": "明明就是可爱的小受受收了你哈哈哈" }, { "source": "为什么不让我寒哥露脸", "target": "等我集齐九张" }, { "source": "等我集齐九张", "target": "快点呀快点呀" }, { "source": "你要吃饭的吗》?", "target": "我丢~~我知道你不吃饭也别用你的习惯衡量我咧" }, { "source": "我丢~~我知道你不吃饭也别用你的习惯衡量我咧", "target": "过来去吃饭!" }, { "source": "你叫什么名字", "target": "猜中了我就告诉你" }, { "source": "猜中了我就告诉你", "target": "猜不到" }, { "source": "猜不到", "target": "欧帅帅" }, { "source": "长马尾挺好看", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "嘿嘿", "target": "那就留着也挺好" }, { "source": "哈哈我今天和老外聊的简直了老外总是说的太直接了受不了哈哈", "target": "哈哈,用英文还是中文?" }, { "source": "哈哈,用英文还是中文?", "target": "哈啊哈英文幸好是英文哈哈老外很友善很直接" }, { "source": "哈啊哈英文幸好是英文哈哈老外很友善很直接", "target": "嗯哪。。哈哈" }, { "source": "这个小汤圆!!里面是什么", "target": "四种口味都有欧!!抹茶南瓜紫薯芝麻!!皮是透明的糯米皮没有一般汤圆皮那种讨人嫌颗粒感" }, { "source": "四种口味都有欧!!抹茶南瓜紫薯芝麻!!皮是透明的糯米皮没有一般汤圆皮那种讨人嫌颗粒感", "target": "太棒了!在哪买!湾仔码头这个名字好耳熟" }, { "source": "太棒了!在哪买!湾仔码头这个名字好耳熟", "target": "超市里诶!就像三全什么的一样湾仔码头是个速冻品牌哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "喜欢张碧晨,军人优先,她是我的", "target": "喜欢啊。" }, { "source": "臭美上瘾没完了还", "target": "没日没夜的" }, { "source": "耳朵好大!", "target": "大耳朵有福" }, { "source": "22岁学都没上完,就淑女温柔贤惠", "target": "6岁一年级,9年义务3年高中4年大学,22刚好毕业啊" }, { "source": "以后好好照顾自己以后都要加油我会想你的!", "target": "想我想我吧,不要那么伤感…" }, { "source": "想我想我吧,不要那么伤感…", "target": "哈哈哈哈我才没有伤感我这是在啰嗦" }, { "source": "现在还在卖茶吗", "target": "木有。干嘛。" }, { "source": "木有。干嘛。", "target": "没有啦。问候下" }, { "source": "没有啦。问候下", "target": "秒回阿你。" }, { "source": "秒回阿你。", "target": "对啊,用电脑呢" }, { "source": "赶紧出个吃吃的攻略我拿着走走看", "target": "可以" }, { "source": "时间过得真快", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "衣服意外的很搭啊", "target": "谢谢呀" }, { "source": "抱抱,顶多就是撑到回国然后和你们一起就好啦!", "target": "抱抱,艰难时刻马上过去" }, { "source": "抱抱,艰难时刻马上过去", "target": "嗯嗯!时间飞快!!" }, { "source": "你好讨厌", "target": "哈哈哈啦啦啦" }, { "source": "有抱着睡觉吗,请问", "target": "有啊哈哈不舍的喝!" }, { "source": "有啊哈哈不舍的喝!", "target": "出去了吗" }, { "source": "出去了吗", "target": "没有,你呢" }, { "source": "没有,你呢", "target": "晚点出" }, { "source": "就是仗着自己长得好看,然后随意拍", "target": "还能怎么办,我也很绝望还不是宠着" }, { "source": "还能怎么办,我也很绝望还不是宠着", "target": "对啊" }, { "source": "大太阳", "target": "热死了学车" }, { "source": "好帅气的小蛮腰", "target": "像不像一个小女孩腰吖" }, { "source": "像不像一个小女孩腰吖", "target": "我想说的是,要是我的腰也能这样并且保持不便那便是极好的" }, { "source": "我想说的是,要是我的腰也能这样并且保持不便那便是极好的", "target": "你的身材也不错嘛!" }, { "source": "你的身材也不错嘛!", "target": "嗯哈,你看过我吗?" }, { "source": "老大,难道你要减肥?", "target": "当然要,必须要呀。" }, { "source": "当然要,必须要呀。", "target": "为什么啊?你很肥吗?" }, { "source": "为什么啊?你很肥吗?", "target": "非常肥。。" }, { "source": "非常肥。。", "target": "那我们一起减肥" }, { "source": "那我们一起减肥", "target": "你不肥,正好。。" }, { "source": "你不肥,正好。。", "target": "肥~" }, { "source": "肥~", "target": "挺好的。多一分则太肥,少一分则太瘦。。" }, { "source": "挺好的。多一分则太肥,少一分则太瘦。。", "target": "我是多了很多" }, { "source": "我是多了很多", "target": "没感觉。。" }, { "source": "必须遮脸吗", "target": "知道是谁吗。。" }, { "source": "助班新年快乐!!", "target": "新年快乐~~" }, { "source": "旁边的妹纸是踮着脚的!!", "target": "高跟鞋" }, { "source": "高跟鞋", "target": "......怪我喽" }, { "source": "姐姐,你不是也吃菜团子的么?", "target": "吃啊,不会做,薄皮玉米面很难做的!" }, { "source": "在班上一直是小透明怎么办", "target": "透明一点也好" }, { "source": "你要去哪儿啊", "target": "在厦门了姐" }, { "source": "在厦门了姐", "target": "去厦门旅游?" }, { "source": "你和别的猪去了你说要和我去的地方", "target": "是我和我身边所有的人都安利了一遍并没有人要和我去的迹象" }, { "source": "是我和我身边所有的人都安利了一遍并没有人要和我去的迹象", "target": "去吗五一留守儿童的我" }, { "source": "生瓜蛋是晃子", "target": "就是没熟的西瓜" }, { "source": "你也是一只企鹅吗是不是也爱模仿2012怎么没淘汰你这种生物也对鳄鱼都活着你比他先进点", "target": "您为毛要用也…抱歉我和您不是一种生物请不要带着一种“阿终于找到同类了”的语气说话好么" }, { "source": "我这堵车,我走路还快过它", "target": "哈哈,我已经到家啦!你的车加把劲哦!使劲" }, { "source": "哈哈,我已经到家啦!你的车加把劲哦!使劲", "target": "现在回到拉" }, { "source": "现在回到拉", "target": "哈哈,那就好!我又吃了麦当劳了!我要变成" }, { "source": "我也要走了,再见成都!", "target": "哈哈~都再见了~" }, { "source": "我觉得你头像比我还少女心晚安小仙男", "target": "哈哈不存在的快睡不然起不来了哦" }, { "source": "哈哈不存在的快睡不然起不来了哦", "target": "好啦好啦" }, { "source": "又可以背新包来玩了", "target": "哈哈也对" }, { "source": "那你过几天记得的话问我下", "target": "好啊,谢谢。" }, { "source": "好啊,谢谢。", "target": "不客气" }, { "source": "你踏马少喝一点猪", "target": "再跟你最后喝一场告别酒" }, { "source": "再跟你最后喝一场告别酒", "target": "梅子酒吗?" }, { "source": "期待尤长靖", "target": "从此以后你就是心跳的理由" }, { "source": "去新公司了么", "target": "下周一" }, { "source": "下周一", "target": "嗯。住的地方也都找好了么" }, { "source": "嗯。住的地方也都找好了么", "target": "刚签了一个半小时搞定。" }, { "source": "你的照片是花的!", "target": "那是不是最美的嘛" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈,成精了,他竟然还会乖乖回去", "target": "可不么这要是跑了我上哪找去" }, { "source": "我就是缺少辞职的勇气", "target": "还年轻,我再浪一把" }, { "source": "诶嘛我家离青龙寺就几站路!!我才路过那里回家!!", "target": "唉??!我刚出发去那边" }, { "source": "唉??!我刚出发去那边", "target": "诶嘿嘿我见今天去青龙寺的人贼多,我路过的时候那还堵车了" }, { "source": "诶嘿嘿我见今天去青龙寺的人贼多,我路过的时候那还堵车了", "target": "我的个天!!!!!预感到人多,没想到这么多,我坐地铁过去" }, { "source": "697125帮你做埋笔记", "target": "谁来的?" }, { "source": "谁来的?", "target": "一个代课的女生10元一节" }, { "source": "放腐竹好好吃", "target": "还有油豆腐" }, { "source": "您们滴ps一直十分直男", "target": "你在说我的作品有问题?" }, { "source": "你在说我的作品有问题?", "target": "对!我在质疑你!" }, { "source": "我双眼贼亮贼亮的看到了你手里的毛爷爷!", "target": "可是你也带不走阿" }, { "source": "猪,咱那会儿还没在一起呢~", "target": "这不就在一起了么" }, { "source": "这不就在一起了么", "target": "也是" }, { "source": "友友好", "target": "大家同乐,祝天天大发特发1" }, { "source": "大家同乐,祝天天大发特发1", "target": "友友好,双节愉快" }, { "source": "我……大多数不发朋友圈,发的都是父母可见", "target": "真好啊" }, { "source": "凯宝,今天你在理工大学玩的可开心!我们可以天天看到你,巨开心哦!", "target": "我也想见你" }, { "source": "西贝莜面村一直喜欢,感觉团队工作也做得很好", "target": "谢谢认可" }, { "source": "软绵绵滴可爱男孩子~", "target": "天啊受不了了你真的太笨了" }, { "source": "天啊受不了了你真的太笨了", "target": "我就笨,你管我a" }, { "source": "眼观六路,厉害厉害。", "target": "前面车祸,被堵了" }, { "source": "前面车祸,被堵了", "target": "到哪了啊" }, { "source": "到哪了啊", "target": "刚过长兴" }, { "source": "刚过长兴", "target": "悠长的假期就是用来挥霍的,堵车好,就地看景。" }, { "source": "友情挽尊", "target": "挽什么尊,还是有人回复的好吗" }, { "source": "帅哥,18岁生日快乐。。。么么哒", "target": "哈哈。大家一样帅" }, { "source": "哈哈。大家一样帅", "target": "嘻嘻,都一样都一样。" }, { "source": "泼粪,放气,划车,自己挑一个", "target": "总觉得拉不下脸" }, { "source": "总觉得拉不下脸", "target": "学会说不" }, { "source": "学会说不", "target": "下楼时开走了" }, { "source": "下楼时开走了", "target": "算他运气好" }, { "source": "背晕了,花儿与少年还没看", "target": "对,我也没看这个" }, { "source": "来我齐鲁帝国了", "target": "你竟然没来" }, { "source": "我回家了", "target": "土豪求带飞" }, { "source": "买车买车。", "target": "首先...." }, { "source": "我有敬业,富强,换友善有吗", "target": "我友善很多" }, { "source": "新的一天,加油哦!", "target": "努力工作,加油!" }, { "source": "努力工作,加油!", "target": "我今天出差" }, { "source": "我今天出差", "target": "起好早哦!" }, { "source": "起好早哦!", "target": "必须的啊,这边太远,怕时间控制不好,所以早了点" }, { "source": "必须的啊,这边太远,怕时间控制不好,所以早了点", "target": "哦'亦喜亦忧" }, { "source": "哦'亦喜亦忧", "target": "哈哈,对客户的尊重吧,守时" }, { "source": "小家伙是巧克力色吗~?圆圆哒", "target": "是啊,比巧克力颜色还深一点" }, { "source": "除夕快乐!!", "target": "同乐么么哒" }, { "source": "作为一个15888斤的人一走出去被个个说瘦的感觉一点都不好是没见过真正的瘦子嘛", "target": "是挺瘦的,同样的高,比我少好几斤" }, { "source": "是挺瘦的,同样的高,比我少好几斤", "target": "可是真的不算瘦。。毕竟脸大" }, { "source": "刚去留了言!想你!", "target": "收到!" }, { "source": "哇放假了!!!好幸福!!!", "target": "放假了放假了,好开心!" }, { "source": "昨晚一晚没睡现在依然不困", "target": "你又去浪" }, { "source": "岁月是把刀", "target": "一刀一刀把他雕琢成表情包" }, { "source": "蛋蛋的定", "target": "都很活跃啊,北京的天,燥。" }, { "source": "都很活跃啊,北京的天,燥。", "target": "现在北京的晚上睡觉还是很舒服的哈哈白天不出门不知道" }, { "source": "你好,我叫这花", "target": "难道你不是叫这花可以?你这个吃了这么多的猪" }, { "source": "难道你不是叫这花可以?你这个吃了这么多的猪", "target": "我这会撑到躺不下" }, { "source": "台风会来吗?", "target": "好像暂时不会" }, { "source": "羊羊请问外套是什么呀!真的需要好看的格子外套", "target": "街边店里买的!" }, { "source": "咋么不拿我的新手机发", "target": "因为没有反应过来" }, { "source": "第四张你是用了发夹么…", "target": "那是婷姐的压发啊" }, { "source": "那是婷姐的压发啊", "target": "这你也能用得上,你真是够了…" }, { "source": "啊。我上车了!你收获丰富现在坐下来才觉得累噢!肩膀都酸酸的丫!要回去睡个教先", "target": "我也是啊,刚朋友说我很憔悴,累,爱美桑不起啊" }, { "source": "学长好", "target": "学妹吃饭没有阿?" }, { "source": "今天入伏了从室外走进室内倒没什么感觉但是从室内走到室外就像突然走进火焰山了一样再过几天就可以露天煎蛋了", "target": "我这里39度。在室内待了一天,下班坐公交车,一上来发现不是空调车,立刻下车。快热成热狗了" }, { "source": "我这里39度。在室内待了一天,下班坐公交车,一上来发现不是空调车,立刻下车。快热成热狗了", "target": "哈哈哈恭喜你快升级了" }, { "source": "土豪!借我看一下好吗?", "target": "土豪,你的豪车借我开一下?" }, { "source": "土豪,你的豪车借我开一下?", "target": "开走。快,把你手机给我看看。" }, { "source": "人家都那么努力了,我努力还有什么用", "target": "所以你基本放弃自己了" }, { "source": "可悲一辈子下层人默默无闻。", "target": "啧啧啧,你肯定会成为08这样一把火烧旺的上层人!" }, { "source": "啧啧啧,你肯定会成为08这样一把火烧旺的上层人!", "target": "是不是上层你不用管。但以你的素质好不了哪里。" }, { "source": "是不是上层你不用管。但以你的素质好不了哪里。", "target": "啧啧啧,又不装上层人士了?以尸讹诈素质好" }, { "source": "啧啧啧,又不装上层人士了?以尸讹诈素质好", "target": "可悲。" }, { "source": "可悲。", "target": "快去现场表演你的悲!" }, { "source": "睡好晚", "target": "哟,起好早" }, { "source": "荣耀,v10上一些特殊的功能,荣耀十上面都有吗?", "target": "有吧" }, { "source": "我就喜欢这样清纯不做作的女生", "target": "特别美腻,直率" }, { "source": "我不怕了但是这个人太帅了能不能介绍我认识一下?", "target": "她叫李么儿" }, { "source": "她叫李么儿", "target": "为何连名字都这么帅气?" }, { "source": "有人说我像屏幕上的那个", "target": "哈哈哈不行我又笑了十分钟" }, { "source": "哈哈哈不行我又笑了十分钟", "target": "就是你!" }, { "source": "读心术算吗超稀饭", "target": "你说的是,读心神探吗" }, { "source": "睡醒就吃,吃饱就睡啊", "target": "在成绩没出来之前,,日子就过得特别幸福" }, { "source": "你这是给我讲故事,还是讲的我的故事", "target": "真的!就是那个谁!" }, { "source": "真的!就是那个谁!", "target": "他暗恋谁" }, { "source": "他暗恋谁", "target": "哈哈哈他已经被拒绝了" }, { "source": "那个女不是老师吗?", "target": "不是啊我宿舍的啦" }, { "source": "不是啊我宿舍的啦", "target": "带回来给姐夫!" }, { "source": "狼哥好像感冒了,是嘛?", "target": "那么多人都发现了啊?" }, { "source": "有困难找警察", "target": "警察也不是万能的啊……" }, { "source": "你怎么那么在意别人怎么说呀", "target": "现在是春天,很少有人再穿羽绒服了" }, { "source": "有个小鬼我认识", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈是不是还和你很像" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈是不是还和你很像", "target": "现在你不是看到过" }, { "source": "每次照相就笑得好开心", "target": "嘻嘻因为不漂亮就要多笑那样别人得关注就在笑容上拉" }, { "source": "给我整一双40的", "target": "太小了。这里没有女队。哈哈。你属于女队" }, { "source": "太小了。这里没有女队。哈哈。你属于女队", "target": "魂淡····我也觉得我脚小···" }, { "source": "魂淡····我也觉得我脚小···", "target": "不用觉得。你本来就是" }, { "source": "不用觉得。你本来就是", "target": "其实我是女的···" }, { "source": "其实我是女的···", "target": "知道就好" }, { "source": "知道就好", "target": "你是准备不回来了?" }, { "source": "你是准备不回来了?", "target": "回啊" }, { "source": "下次再找个别人说你胖你该如何回答,这样就不用怕了!", "target": "啥时候请我吃肉肉" }, { "source": "啥时候请我吃肉肉", "target": "啥时候说请你了,胖还吃!" }, { "source": "啥时候说请你了,胖还吃!", "target": "上次去学校找你你说回新密请我吃好的,你都忘了吗" }, { "source": "我是男的,你要我怎么选", "target": "那就选女的。" }, { "source": "那就选女的。", "target": "那我选你可以吧" }, { "source": "亲爱的,年年18,越来越漂亮,迟到的生日祝福哈,这两天我各种被抓去开会出公差,完全没时间整手机不要怪我哦,我没有忘记哦", "target": "没事,太忙了就好好休息一下,永远爱你的" }, { "source": "没事,太忙了就好好休息一下,永远爱你的", "target": "这段时间我们都好少交流你也忙,回来好好聚一下。" }, { "source": "这段时间我们都好少交流你也忙,回来好好聚一下。", "target": "好哈" }, { "source": "我周日去", "target": "我也想去" }, { "source": "我也想去", "target": "死过来!" }, { "source": "你该减肥了,我每天都踩到点来都吃不成", "target": "你的减肥决心呢" }, { "source": "心情好'吃饱饱", "target": "有你们在,我会永远保持好心情的。晚安迷糊!" }, { "source": "爱上一个不回家的人,等待一扇不开启的门", "target": "说的啥?" }, { "source": "说的啥?", "target": "唱起来" }, { "source": "哥,你在柜台数钞吗??", "target": "现在明显不在" }, { "source": "又开始耍酷了", "target": "哪里酷了" }, { "source": "拿到毕业证了?", "target": "对啊我都要回去了" }, { "source": "对啊我都要回去了", "target": "问了那个签到有什么用没有" }, { "source": "这么多年,您的姿势还是没变,双手锁定你!!", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一模一样" }, { "source": "无聊不呐在那里", "target": "无聊死了!" }, { "source": "无聊死了!", "target": "哈哈没事儿再等两天!" }, { "source": "哈哈没事儿再等两天!", "target": "唉!再等两天估计也那样,复习的咋样?" }, { "source": "我不去旅游的时候呢可怜的我和李景楠只能两个人单耍", "target": "你旅游回来了?" }, { "source": "不上班了", "target": "我的年休假啊" }, { "source": "我的年休假啊", "target": "我们这医院怎么没有年休假呢" }, { "source": "6星结界卡要不要", "target": "要啊!!!我刚回!!!" }, { "source": "要啊!!!我刚回!!!", "target": "要不还是明天白天放吧,这样你可以放两回" }, { "source": "下次去吃自助餐的时候多烤点肉给你", "target": "这么好人" }, { "source": "这么好人", "target": "过奖过奖了" }, { "source": "学霸不应该这么渣啊他考630多", "target": "不渣我跟他认识一年了,我陪了他一年抵不过一个刚认识一天的女生刚分手就找新欢感情说没就没多可怕男生多可怕" }, { "source": "不渣我跟他认识一年了,我陪了他一年抵不过一个刚认识一天的女生刚分手就找新欢感情说没就没多可怕男生多可怕", "target": "我们毕业以后在一起的今天刚20天我的天" }, { "source": "我们毕业以后在一起的今天刚20天我的天", "target": "爱情真是一个令人卑微的东西" }, { "source": "上海也是我深爱的城市,只是行踪匆匆,未曾好好玩过。", "target": "今日来这边是过来就医" }, { "source": "今日来这边是过来就医", "target": "多保重啊。" }, { "source": "你快考试了吧?", "target": "拎个油瓶儿打酱油的节奏。。" }, { "source": "拎个油瓶儿打酱油的节奏。。", "target": "可以的,起码有节奏" }, { "source": "可以的,起码有节奏", "target": "老师,您说为什么每次临到考试不是季后赛就是总决赛。。这不就是看球不复习的节奏么。。" }, { "source": "你去哪里玩了", "target": "寝室" }, { "source": "睡不着!!拿什么都木有用啊", "target": "你永远都不知道失眠孩子的痛苦啊" }, { "source": "原来你去青岛了啊", "target": "嗯,现在律师都回去了,就留了我一个助理,还有一大堆事情" }, { "source": "嗯,现在律师都回去了,就留了我一个助理,还有一大堆事情", "target": "那你那你就忙里偷闲下吧" }, { "source": "你是掩耳盗铃还是此地无银三百两。。", "target": "都有。我们估计会被秒" }, { "source": "为啥把献祭换成了心眼啊看我看我看我我献祭都买完了", "target": "心眼一个都没有" }, { "source": "你想怎么飞", "target": "咻咻咻的飞!" }, { "source": "咻咻咻的飞!", "target": "飞不高" }, { "source": "飞不高", "target": "不怕,能飞就行了~这样就能从背后抱着你了" }, { "source": "不怕,能飞就行了~这样就能从背后抱着你了", "target": "好可怕的猥琐叔叔" }, { "source": "你要减肥吗", "target": "不减肥,肚子上有点肉。。" }, { "source": "不减肥,肚子上有点肉。。", "target": "可以捏着玩" }, { "source": "可以捏着玩", "target": "你爱好挺别致啊" }, { "source": "你爱好挺别致啊", "target": "软软的" }, { "source": "软软的", "target": "喜欢一愣一愣的" }, { "source": "我不是找星空的壁纸,你看我给你的图两边有白色的杠杠,用这个图做壁纸有感觉", "target": "不会想把两个杠杠扒拉开嘛哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "不会想把两个杠杠扒拉开嘛哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "啥?" }, { "source": "高兴啊,12月-伤感的换届,伤感的茶话会,伤感的散伙饭。时间能不能慢一点啊!", "target": "换届?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,希望武汉雪下大一点", "target": "虽然小,也假模假样打了会雪仗哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "分手了,怎么才能挽回她", "target": "不挽回" }, { "source": "你是不是健身达人!?", "target": "健身达人跟睡觉有关系?" }, { "source": "哇口水", "target": "哇真的吗" }, { "source": "任思绪在文字里飞,在乐曲中漂.享受平凡人的快乐生活.", "target": "这种简单也是最真实的。" }, { "source": "午饭吃一个猪蹄你不会饿嘛", "target": "还有饭!" }, { "source": "哥哥,我们不在乎,好吗?走后门的地方,咱们不懈去,", "target": "我呵呵了!…" }, { "source": "江湖险恶", "target": "人心难测" }, { "source": "剃刀蛮好的,声音很轻……", "target": "我们家剃头象杀了她一样的" }, { "source": "我们家剃头象杀了她一样的", "target": "呵呵,剃刀声音很舒服,听了可以睡觉的……" }, { "source": "呵呵,剃刀声音很舒服,听了可以睡觉的……", "target": "呵呵,那以后剃头问你借" }, { "source": "快点推荐给我啊亲", "target": "要断食的啊,什么都不能出,你受的了?" }, { "source": "回家了啊…", "target": "周五回来到现在还没去呢。下午缓缓来去学校飘两天~" }, { "source": "周五回来到现在还没去呢。下午缓缓来去学校飘两天~", "target": "可以过来玩几天" }, { "source": "可以过来玩几天", "target": "你们都在准备期末考啦~得明年去。推了又推对不对~" }, { "source": "我还没嫁人呢-。-", "target": "真的啊!那今天你过节哦!" }, { "source": "真的啊!那今天你过节哦!", "target": "我单身我今天打算过儿童节" }, { "source": "怎么还不睡", "target": "刚复习完" }, { "source": "刚复习完", "target": "那么辛苦啊" }, { "source": "那么辛苦啊", "target": "明天要考试了。最难的一个,你呢" }, { "source": "明天要考试了。最难的一个,你呢", "target": "我睡不着失眠啦" }, { "source": "我睡不着失眠啦", "target": "听着舒缓的音乐吧,我要睡觉了,明天考试" }, { "source": "喜欢你的项链,能告诉宝宝什么牌子吗", "target": "卡地亚和梵克雅宝经典" }, { "source": "你看不见我了", "target": "我看的见~" }, { "source": "安慰,抱抱", "target": "加油!" }, { "source": "能不能别说话!一定要这么赤果果的拆台嘛!!没爱了!拉黑!", "target": "你试试分分钟灭啦你" }, { "source": "你试试分分钟灭啦你", "target": "欺负弱小!" }, { "source": "晚安,奔奔美人儿", "target": "晚安哦" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜好幸福哦", "target": "谢谢谢谢!同喜呀!你更幸福!" }, { "source": "春天到了?", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈别别别" }, { "source": "你几点休息?", "target": "十一点以前噢,这样身体棒棒" }, { "source": "十一点以前噢,这样身体棒棒", "target": "你多重?" }, { "source": "你要换号?", "target": "没想好" }, { "source": "+1越到晚上越来劲", "target": "是咯打游戏不" }, { "source": "是咯打游戏不", "target": "躺起算了越打越嗨的我跟你说" }, { "source": "肥的有点过分了", "target": "小饭店老板的,每天大鱼大肉伺候着" }, { "source": "约起来", "target": "约十次,见一次。" }, { "source": "真是欢乐的一周", "target": "我打这些字时候还想到你了" }, { "source": "我打这些字时候还想到你了", "target": "哈哈羡慕你啊,我是白天上班晚上回家就想睡觉,攒了好多没看" }, { "source": "哈哈羡慕你啊,我是白天上班晚上回家就想睡觉,攒了好多没看", "target": "这么忙啊,周末呢" }, { "source": "下睫毛好长啊亲!项链好好看的说!", "target": "项链是我超喜欢的小天鹅~~哈哈哈有眼光" }, { "source": "项链是我超喜欢的小天鹅~~哈哈哈有眼光", "target": "是啊··那个长度也刚好··小烧鹅好可爱·哈哈哈" }, { "source": "是啊··那个长度也刚好··小烧鹅好可爱·哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈和哈哈哈小烧鹅好名字太喜欢了哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "暖心永远快乐", "target": "你也是要永远快乐" }, { "source": "玩单反的小姑娘好呀", "target": "这是手机拍的" }, { "source": "这是手机拍的", "target": "照片里的那个女生不是拿着相机" }, { "source": "开心开心我洗澡吃饭哈哈爱你", "target": "嗯啊〜七饱饱哦〜" }, { "source": "嗯啊〜七饱饱哦〜", "target": "又吃多了减肥计划破灭" }, { "source": "又吃多了减肥计划破灭", "target": "我怎么吃都不会胖" }, { "source": "大学宿舍聚会", "target": "这样的!!!" }, { "source": "这样的!!!", "target": "嗯,觉得距离很近又很远" }, { "source": "嗯,觉得距离很近又很远", "target": "距离!??" }, { "source": "距离!??", "target": "都在广州,不同的生活!" }, { "source": "都在广州,不同的生活!", "target": "噢~~~~毕竟每个人的方向都不同的嘛" }, { "source": "噢~~~~毕竟每个人的方向都不同的嘛", "target": "很难得见到一面啊~~唏嘘" }, { "source": "很难得见到一面啊~~唏嘘", "target": "唏嘘....==我见你地仲难,,,感叫啥??" }, { "source": "还不来成都我明天都要离开了", "target": "来过了" }, { "source": "加油!我会陪着你一起加油的", "target": "是宝宝鼓励了我呢~~~" }, { "source": "是宝宝鼓励了我呢~~~", "target": "要坚持啊" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "你也是她好友" }, { "source": "你也是她好友", "target": "我是她发小小学的时候我天天去她家叫她上学" }, { "source": "你这几天有点兴奋啊,每天关注些什么哈哈哈", "target": "不是兴奋是无聊" }, { "source": "可爱", "target": "是啊是啊" }, { "source": "世纪金花以前不是在钟楼北边的吗?", "target": "有好几家啦" }, { "source": "你终于有了觉悟", "target": "自从高中毕业后就有所觉悟了,只是现在才想有所行动是想,不知道行不行动得了" }, { "source": "自从高中毕业后就有所觉悟了,只是现在才想有所行动是想,不知道行不行动得了", "target": "没事就求我写点字给你练练就好这种事情我还是很乐意的毕竟能帮到你" }, { "source": "哎,我就没想让你替我教训她,就是希望她别出什么大事,等你弄清楚咱们再说,弄的我都有点担心她了", "target": "我刚给她打了电话,听声音还正常。放心吧,她会没事的。白羊嘛,来的快去的也快,再说,有我在,她有事我也给她治到没事!" }, { "source": "喝完失身酒快来睡我", "target": "要点碧莲" }, { "source": "今年不看春晚了", "target": "终于等到你" }, { "source": "我头大我先说,祝老刘(自己)更关注自己的内心", "target": "开心每一天" }, { "source": "顺的啊〜你太强大了〜〜宝宝好象你哦〜", "target": "顺滴,我自己都好骄傲哦,尽显女汉子本色哈" }, { "source": "顺滴,我自己都好骄傲哦,尽显女汉子本色哈", "target": "你真的好强大!再次感叹!我要向你学习!" }, { "source": "你真的好强大!再次感叹!我要向你学习!", "target": "我的经验就是,只要医生说你能顺,你就横下一颗心,抱着必须成功的信念去整,然后就成了。如果你自己不坚定,那多半要黄。其实顺的人还是多。" }, { "source": "这年头别的不多就奇葩多淡定啦", "target": "淡定我打算以后都不要相亲了。。。" }, { "source": "淡定我打算以后都不要相亲了。。。", "target": "不要带家长会好点吧" }, { "source": "不要带家长会好点吧", "target": "算了吧。。" }, { "source": "我找啥工作了?", "target": "恒大啊,农大党政办啊" }, { "source": "恒大啊,农大党政办啊", "target": "恩,这都是你给我安排的" }, { "source": "今天晚上5点几既车啊", "target": "哦,我是三点几的,我回到了" }, { "source": "哦,我是三点几的,我回到了", "target": "我也刚回到了" }, { "source": "又到了一年一季批雪糕的时候", "target": "去批雪糕,馋你" }, { "source": "说的人家害羞哩!姐姐是我的跳跳糖,总是让人甜蜜欢跳", "target": "那我呢" }, { "source": "等你有对象了一定告诉我,我到要是看看谁眼睛那么瞎", "target": "她们想看看谁上辈子拯救了地球" }, { "source": "我就假装打不过你,你还信的很认真", "target": "我就知道,哈哈。你最好" }, { "source": "现在都这么瘦了", "target": "瘦惨了。哎。还想增肥" }, { "source": "亲有主了没来晚了没呵呵跪求认识", "target": "亲们都没主,就怕你要喊阿姨" }, { "source": "麻烦问下飞机上带方便吗?我也想去买点带回家", "target": "我们是在花市用纸箱子打包然后托运的,完全无损~如果买的不多也可以手提上飞机" }, { "source": "我们是在花市用纸箱子打包然后托运的,完全无损~如果买的不多也可以手提上飞机", "target": "好的,多谢你了,明早我也去买一些" }, { "source": "好的,多谢你了,明早我也去买一些", "target": "不客气哈~祝顺利啦" }, { "source": "带手套按手机还有反应?", "target": "有的很灵敏呢" }, { "source": "有的很灵敏呢", "target": "还有这么高科技的东西啊" }, { "source": "还有这么高科技的东西啊", "target": "你中午午睡吗" }, { "source": "你中午午睡吗", "target": "有时睡有时不睡干嘛?" }, { "source": "有时睡有时不睡干嘛?", "target": "你在上班吗" }, { "source": "你在上班吗", "target": "是啊刚收工回办公室" }, { "source": "是啊刚收工回办公室", "target": "你坐办公室的" }, { "source": "你坐办公室的", "target": "没事做的时候就在办公室啊有事就要进工地" }, { "source": "没事做的时候就在办公室啊有事就要进工地", "target": "你到底做什么" }, { "source": "你到底做什么", "target": "盖楼的施工员" }, { "source": "盖楼的施工员", "target": "很危险的哦注意安全啊" }, { "source": "来做客呀我给你做", "target": "没有邀请函" }, { "source": "早睡早起", "target": "我经常一天一也不睡..." }, { "source": "我经常一天一也不睡...", "target": "厉害的" }, { "source": "培琪最爱的歌", "target": "哈哈,没错的哦。就是她告诉我去听的,超赞呐!我在学习想要唱给男神听~" }, { "source": "哈哈,没错的哦。就是她告诉我去听的,超赞呐!我在学习想要唱给男神听~", "target": "酱紫啊。。" }, { "source": "家里好多地方都水浸啊", "target": "对,我那边好像还好" }, { "source": "担心啥,女生又不会自己掏钱买", "target": "看你这么穷还是单身我就放心了" }, { "source": "你家的毛绒公仔是不是毛都没了?", "target": "居然被你猜到了,我妈为了避免我拔公仔的毛而弄到地板脏,就将我的公仔收起来了,不管我怎么哀求都不给我……" }, { "source": "昨晚梦到你了但是找你出去玩你却跟男人走了", "target": "都是假的找我玩吧保证不走" }, { "source": "让我留在你身边,那个有爱", "target": "对啊我就在看那个小温暖" }, { "source": "你又全心投入打工了?", "target": "都说了是义工" }, { "source": "水在退没有,人能出来吗?", "target": "已经在退了,谢谢关心" }, { "source": "你挺瘦的,不用减肥的", "target": "是吃完肉之后毫无便便迹象四天,很容易有想死的心" }, { "source": "是吃完肉之后毫无便便迹象四天,很容易有想死的心", "target": "要多吃水果喝水,我也有这毛病。唉" }, { "source": "不能怨狗,", "target": "脸太大对吗" }, { "source": "老婆,我今天出门走的太急咯没带手机", "target": "你哪天人也要忘到屋头!你如果要守夜给我说声,没的如果!" }, { "source": "你哪天人也要忘到屋头!你如果要守夜给我说声,没的如果!", "target": "应该要守,亲爱滴。。。" }, { "source": "应该要守,亲爱滴。。。", "target": "应该约=大概,大概约=可能!!!" }, { "source": "好美呀师姐", "target": "美啊,可惜是穷地方" }, { "source": "想逛街还找借口", "target": "我是真的想出去旅游好吧" }, { "source": "我是真的想出去旅游好吧", "target": "国内旅游还是国外?" }, { "source": "国内旅游还是国外?", "target": "三天你觉得会去国外?" }, { "source": "你真是豹纹控", "target": "觉得这个比较特别嘛~~~" }, { "source": "觉得这个比较特别嘛~~~", "target": "确实挺漂亮的,不知道近看怎么样…" }, { "source": "确实挺漂亮的,不知道近看怎么样…", "target": "其实我的豹纹画得不好……" }, { "source": "他说他爱我可是我让他太累了", "target": "为什么会觉得累?" }, { "source": "这么关注我,真是感动。", "target": "回你的是猪猪女孩吗" }, { "source": "回你的是猪猪女孩吗", "target": "想听故事吗~" }, { "source": "想听故事吗~", "target": "等我晚上找你吃瓜" }, { "source": "可爱滴逍遥哥哥cr您吃了吗哈哈哈哈", "target": "好可爱" }, { "source": "赶快生一个", "target": "别人的都已经很过瘾了我再等等哈哈哈" }, { "source": "别人的都已经很过瘾了我再等等哈哈哈", "target": "大概以后也是一个炫娃狂魔" }, { "source": "大概以后也是一个炫娃狂魔", "target": "多半你也是哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你会说脏话么?", "target": "呃..." }, { "source": "呃...", "target": "说呀" }, { "source": "说呀", "target": "说啥" }, { "source": "说啥", "target": "脏话" }, { "source": "总是秒回,他们都会觉得你太闲,不太把你当回事,但是我明明看到手机震了,总不能装作没看到吧", "target": "上班登网页版,我也是秒回" }, { "source": "只用后羿?黄金白银吗?", "target": "钻石星耀" }, { "source": "钻石星耀", "target": "厉害" }, { "source": "只有一个床?那341前几天怎么睡的", "target": "跟我睡的呀室友不在" }, { "source": "跟我睡的呀室友不在", "target": "那你啥时候回来呢" }, { "source": "那你啥时候回来呢", "target": "过年" }, { "source": "我有爱国,友善和谐谁来和我换", "target": "缺爱国,多和谐,换不" }, { "source": "你吃的啥我好想吃你的", "target": "炸酱面挺好吃的" }, { "source": "转一只207刚拿到的,色号买错了", "target": "207会很白吗?" }, { "source": "207会很白吗?", "target": "也不是很白,我黑" }, { "source": "也不是很白,我黑", "target": "我也黑" }, { "source": "我也黑", "target": "这就尴尬了" }, { "source": "少女,答应我多拍一些雪景好么!", "target": "答应你!" }, { "source": "多幸福的单位", "target": "最近好吗?" }, { "source": "最近好吗?", "target": "一般" }, { "source": "一般", "target": "好忙啊?" }, { "source": "过自己喜欢的生活不要让自己难过有一个新的好朋友大学就不要和高中一样让自己不开心了吧", "target": "同样" }, { "source": "同样", "target": "加油呀" }, { "source": "羡慕嫉妒", "target": "出租给你啊" }, { "source": "出租给你啊", "target": "算了,不用" }, { "source": "很漂亮的姐姐", "target": "姐姐?小子你十五岁以下就可以叫我姐姐" }, { "source": "姐姐?小子你十五岁以下就可以叫我姐姐", "target": "咦!你16!!" }, { "source": "不喜欢男,不爱好女。。。", "target": "我可以证明我爱好女!!!" }, { "source": "我可以证明我爱好女!!!", "target": "我也爱好女。。。" }, { "source": "我也爱好女。。。", "target": "挺好的,性别不同,怎么谈恋爱" }, { "source": "挺好的,性别不同,怎么谈恋爱", "target": "分配好了。。。" }, { "source": "你翻屋企定学校?", "target": "学校啊" }, { "source": "学校啊", "target": "哦哦,又识多个人啦" }, { "source": "这表情不行开心点大妹子", "target": "现在在考试啊大哥" }, { "source": "丞丞最棒丞丞加油", "target": "一起加油送他出道" }, { "source": "啊囧途结束!嗯这西安还是值得一游的", "target": "我也胜利到达目的地!" }, { "source": "欧尼酱求原图", "target": "已私" }, { "source": "已私", "target": "收到啦" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈我替你姐感谢你", "target": "我姐不要太爱我~" }, { "source": "新疆人砍人", "target": "刚才那个人也这么说。。。" }, { "source": "我耳机坏了啷个听嘛!", "target": "买一个新的!" }, { "source": "熊孩子考完试你兴奋了吧", "target": "那必须啊" }, { "source": "那必须啊", "target": "我明天也解放了糊弄完标准件就要起飞了,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "爱凑热闹", "target": "怎么地了" }, { "source": "好久不见啊萌萌!!", "target": "嗯!" }, { "source": "孙燕姿", "target": "这你都知道!!!" }, { "source": "想好12000怎么花了吗", "target": "见对象" }, { "source": "许巍此时此刻整张专辑", "target": "好听" }, { "source": "你什么时候死你提前说一下,我要感谢空气", "target": "你干脆别活了反正活着也是空气死了还浪费土地" }, { "source": "你干脆别活了反正活着也是空气死了还浪费土地", "target": "你浪费你能怎么样?" }, { "source": "记忆只能留在脑海里,人终究回不到过去", "target": "你还想返老还童?" }, { "source": "你还想返老还童?", "target": "可不是" }, { "source": "你有现任了吗", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "想看看相机后面的人", "target": "就是我呀" }, { "source": "就是我呀", "target": "骗谁呢" }, { "source": "怎么拒绝很好的男性朋友的表白,还能继续做朋友的?", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "不能", "target": "是不是可以理解为,既然他下定决心要和你表白,就没想过再做朋友了?" }, { "source": "是不是可以理解为,既然他下定决心要和你表白,就没想过再做朋友了?", "target": "是,不过有些人在夜晚做决定,可能是没想好" }, { "source": "猪姐姐的阳历生日是我的阴历生日", "target": "那你很棒棒哦" }, { "source": "对我这种在外地不能回家,并且是一个人的孤独。中秋并没有什么,和平常一样,只是想家更浓郁了一点", "target": "嗯,理解理解,中秋我也回不了家,还是第一次过节不回家,感觉很不一样~" }, { "source": "嗯,理解理解,中秋我也回不了家,还是第一次过节不回家,感觉很不一样~", "target": "是啊,周围很热闹,也很繁华!但我的心不属于这里,人也不属于这里" }, { "source": "切前几天晚上点灯熬油削铅笔的小小是谁?", "target": "那是削笔刀,这是刀" }, { "source": "那是削笔刀,这是刀", "target": "还不是一样削" }, { "source": "南京欢迎您", "target": "是不是要拉横幅了" }, { "source": "是不是要拉横幅了", "target": "行了知道了" }, { "source": "行了知道了", "target": "好好好我会让我的火车司机尽快开的" }, { "source": "好好好我会让我的火车司机尽快开的", "target": "南京有啥好吃的" }, { "source": "南京有啥好吃的", "target": "不知道呢查一查一会儿" }, { "source": "建议每个人带自己觉得好吃的东西来由我统一保管", "target": "带我一个," }, { "source": "店员会再送你个杯子", "target": "你杯子又碎了" }, { "source": "顺风很可怕不敢时间就没风吧", "target": "现在才说" }, { "source": "刚刚廖过搭讪过了", "target": "翻到去啦?" }, { "source": "我知道你想见我", "target": "那怎么没梦到你" }, { "source": "陪你聊天啊", "target": "哦~是机器人嘛?" }, { "source": "哦~是机器人嘛?", "target": "不知道啊" }, { "source": "不知道啊", "target": "。。。智能嘛" }, { "source": "前点怎么盯防的啊", "target": "已经被我宰了" }, { "source": "已经被我宰了", "target": "你是怎么吃的?" }, { "source": "你是我的阳光", "target": "真的假的" }, { "source": "真的假的", "target": "你说呢!" }, { "source": "我也想要瘦但是不想过夏天因为瘦不下", "target": "想想夏天还是瘦吧" }, { "source": "想想夏天还是瘦吧", "target": "不行不行肉肉是我的护身符" }, { "source": "写书法胳膊是悬空的吧~", "target": "我写毛笔字就是悬空的" }, { "source": "咱俩合照我这手机没有。我这个都是去凯的校内现找的再说你哪张不是哈哈哈", "target": "我去没有这样的,骂人呢袄?我这美娇男!" }, { "source": "我去没有这样的,骂人呢袄?我这美娇男!", "target": "哎呦我去美娇男仨字儿你是怎么说出口的你告诉告诉我好么" }, { "source": "哎呦我去美娇男仨字儿你是怎么说出口的你告诉告诉我好么", "target": "想想不让啊?" }, { "source": "想想不让啊?", "target": "那你别让我知道哈哈哈" }, { "source": "那你别让我知道哈哈哈", "target": "我要奔着这目标发展" }, { "source": "鄙视你。除了这句话没别的。是个男人的话就大方上一回大本营大方给个祝福,不然彼此的生活就别过问了。", "target": "除了那句话,你还说了这么多啊" }, { "source": "生日快乐!我不知道", "target": "今天说也一样的哈" }, { "source": "今天说也一样的哈", "target": "那就好,那就好,我就估计你是最近过生" }, { "source": "我是热醒的", "target": "风扇不管你了吗?" }, { "source": "皮一下很开心", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈好皮" }, { "source": "本来冷战27天已经决定要放弃你了,结婚昨天晚上没忍住还是给你发了消息,你还是没有回复,我很卑微我知道,但我会慢慢放下的。", "target": "一样" }, { "source": "同学爆出你的专业要能爆出你的师哥是干什么的就更好了", "target": "环境工程" }, { "source": "环境工程", "target": "那我很明确的说了你师哥要不是很有本事要不有别的路子跟他这张文凭没什么大关系" }, { "source": "乖不好啊", "target": "好好好,一下子不习惯而已,我。。那个。。睡觉了啊,你快点休息,盖好被子莫着凉" }, { "source": "好好好,一下子不习惯而已,我。。那个。。睡觉了啊,你快点休息,盖好被子莫着凉", "target": "果然是孙妈妈" }, { "source": "果然是孙妈妈", "target": "真的要睡觉了啊!" }, { "source": "这几天深色的是丽水人吗", "target": "畲族" }, { "source": "畲族", "target": "有暑假真好" }, { "source": "你也喜欢木心?", "target": "偶尔会看到,写得很好" }, { "source": "偶尔会看到,写得很好", "target": "你好" }, { "source": "你是一粒玫瑰花子,梦想只有从尘埃里才能开向着云端", "target": "从尘埃里开出花来吗?" }, { "source": "从尘埃里开出花来吗?", "target": "从尘埃里脱颖出来" }, { "source": "眼镜腿被你次掉了?", "target": "螺丝掉了" }, { "source": "不鸟我是吗?", "target": "==没有啊~" }, { "source": "==没有啊~", "target": "看你好忙哦" }, { "source": "看你好忙哦", "target": "忙着拿微章哈哈哈哈~~~" }, { "source": "忙着拿微章哈哈哈哈~~~", "target": "有用吗" }, { "source": "有用吗", "target": "--觉得好看~" }, { "source": "不戒烟找不到", "target": "你还不睡觉啊?" }, { "source": "你还不睡觉啊?", "target": "等着看球啊" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "你咋样唉" }, { "source": "我刚才运动完,也正吃面…但不是泡面,自己煮面。午餐吃晚了…", "target": "今天夜班下班刚睡醒啊!准确来说是饿醒的,就爬出来觅食了" }, { "source": "今天夜班下班刚睡醒啊!准确来说是饿醒的,就爬出来觅食了", "target": "哈…我是说我的午餐吃晚了…妳辛苦啦…" }, { "source": "你还有我啊,我也是,很难过。", "target": "怎么了?" }, { "source": "怎么了?", "target": "因为放不下该放下的,到最后还是受伤了。" }, { "source": "彭于晏,我现在都不敢夸你好看,因为怕被赞到明年", "target": "会的" }, { "source": "亲爱的,怎么分清你的日记哪篇用哪头拍的呀?", "target": "只能问我,呵呵" }, { "source": "只能问我,呵呵", "target": "Ok,明白了!" }, { "source": "坚强点小朋友", "target": "我能说我现在说哭就能哭出来么。。。" }, { "source": "有没有初学,没有日文基础的课程", "target": "我也等下这个" }, { "source": "桃蛋单独上几个我把我压岁钱都给你", "target": "节后,有多少都有,我有几千个老桩的,现在太绿了,颜色不好" }, { "source": "换工作换房子…", "target": "换男朋友" }, { "source": "换男朋友", "target": "切~男朋友换成老公了" }, { "source": "你还没回家?", "target": "路上呢" }, { "source": "路上呢", "target": "注意安全" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "到家啦" }, { "source": "我也是前男友去相亲心里很难过分手了", "target": "同病相怜啊,抱抱,男朋友说对不起我,可是说对不起有什么用呢" }, { "source": "同病相怜啊,抱抱,男朋友说对不起我,可是说对不起有什么用呢", "target": "嗯嗯我爸对我说别让我伤心,看见我不开心他也不开心,只要我高兴再累他也愿意,因为我爸这句话,我才彻底放下了。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯我爸对我说别让我伤心,看见我不开心他也不开心,只要我高兴再累他也愿意,因为我爸这句话,我才彻底放下了。", "target": "我爸只会骂我,让我按他的意思去做,真羡慕你" }, { "source": "我爸只会骂我,让我按他的意思去做,真羡慕你", "target": "父母都是为了自己孩子好。心疼的也是自己的孩子。你要加油啊慢慢越来越好" }, { "source": "我明天开始给自己放", "target": "你真棒" }, { "source": "我是喝了冰冻牛奶", "target": "你那边是有多热?" }, { "source": "你那边是有多热?", "target": "不热啊'降温了啊'是阴天啊" }, { "source": "我也要回复", "target": "回!" }, { "source": "为了方便上班你还是看书吧", "target": "内心其实已经放弃过了" }, { "source": "软妹在哪.求解恨", "target": "惹。该不会是拿我解恨吧。在家噢明天才回学校儿" }, { "source": "电梯里没有监控", "target": "专门为你准备" }, { "source": "我觉得你适合范思哲晶钻。。", "target": "你起得早哦!" }, { "source": "你起得早哦!", "target": "那你可当都跟你一样" }, { "source": "小喝怡情,大喝开心。", "target": "你变了" }, { "source": "你变了", "target": "你不爱我。" }, { "source": "你不爱我。", "target": "。。信不信我这礼拜杀回去" }, { "source": "你回国啦?在哪住啊?", "target": "大哥!哈哈哈,我在上海啊" }, { "source": "大哥!哈哈哈,我在上海啊", "target": "在上海工作了?怎么跑那么远" }, { "source": "在上海工作了?怎么跑那么远", "target": "自由" }, { "source": "下辈子你的梦想就不是当律师了吧!", "target": "不是了!下辈子换个梦想!我要去当尼姑!开个尼姑庵!" }, { "source": "不是了!下辈子换个梦想!我要去当尼姑!开个尼姑庵!", "target": "哇,我的梦想是当道士修仙!" }, { "source": "开玩笑我怎么会怕热", "target": "是吗。。那一热就打蔫的是谁啊" }, { "source": "是吗。。那一热就打蔫的是谁啊", "target": "反“正”不“是”我" }, { "source": "反“正”不“是”我", "target": "成吧。反正也不是我。" }, { "source": "成吧。反正也不是我。", "target": "麻笔麻笔麻笔" }, { "source": "明儿中午一起吃饭不?", "target": "约了帅哥周四?" }, { "source": "约了帅哥周四?", "target": "也成帅哥是谁很帅嘛很帅可以一起吃哈哈h哈" }, { "source": "我是大众脸", "target": "女神谦虚了,大众都长你这样那整容医院早倒闭了吧。" }, { "source": "女神谦虚了,大众都长你这样那整容医院早倒闭了吧。", "target": "不不不我经常被人说像这个像那个" }, { "source": "喵喵喵要回家过年了吧,回家就好好休息呀,多吃多睡,长成白白胖胖的喵喵喵", "target": "胖是不可能胖的,这辈子也不会胖的" }, { "source": "去别的洲玩一玩,我们马上去陪你", "target": "嗯快来快来~" }, { "source": "每个月都有招聘大季", "target": "总感觉阿联酋每年都要好多人去但是就留不几个" }, { "source": "小冰你怎么不理我", "target": "像我这么博爱的人,实在很难再来分心照顾你了" }, { "source": "谁还记得是谁先说永远的爱我,以前的一句话是我们以后的伤口~", "target": "让时间说真话" }, { "source": "让时间说真话", "target": "虽然我也害怕" }, { "source": "虽然我也害怕", "target": "对歌词呢" }, { "source": "去越南的照片我要看一次夸一次", "target": "哈哈哈爱你老婆" }, { "source": "我觉得很棒棒我把我的一年梳理一下的话感觉有点浪费", "target": "肯定不会是这样的啦。" }, { "source": "肯定不会是这样的啦。", "target": "认识很多人但是工作还是从头开始了" }, { "source": "认识很多人但是工作还是从头开始了", "target": "这没关系。这个开始不晚。开心最重要。" }, { "source": "土豪谦虚了……", "target": "你别谦虚" }, { "source": "你别谦虚", "target": "那土豪也不要谦虚" }, { "source": "感觉人单身久了真的会得单身癌如果有人稍微走入你的生活就会有种生活节奏被打乱的不安感尤其是在需要牺牲自己的时间与喜好去取悦另一个人的时候", "target": "但是有时候又会真的很期待可以有个人陪伴你左右!" }, { "source": "有没有人教过你如何做人?还是就知道没头脑子去评判与你无关的人?请把人学好再出来好吗其实你挺丢人现眼的除了有钱整个人都是社会害虫", "target": "他害了谁??他没钱会有这么多人来关注他??他没钱他会知道那些别人不知道的事情?你也就不会说这些话了" }, { "source": "牙齿健康不容忽视!", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "一声叹息,我没懂", "target": "你是什么系统?" }, { "source": "好烦啦,今天声乐考试全部忘词了", "target": "哈哈,我主持考试还好拉~" }, { "source": "哈哈,我主持考试还好拉~", "target": "哼哼,那个有你那么优秀嘛" }, { "source": "哼哼,那个有你那么优秀嘛", "target": "别,不优秀。。。" }, { "source": "别,不优秀。。。", "target": "哎哟,你还要谦虚下嗦,哈哈" }, { "source": "哎哟,你还要谦虚下嗦,哈哈", "target": "说真的呢。。。" }, { "source": "年轻还是少喝点,最近球打少了吧", "target": "现在球是什么都不知道。几百年没打了。" }, { "source": "现在球是什么都不知道。几百年没打了。", "target": "继续打" }, { "source": "怎么还不下雪", "target": "你给老天爷打个电话问问" }, { "source": "你给老天爷打个电话问问", "target": "我问过了他说你知道" }, { "source": "我问过了他说你知道", "target": "他刚刚和我说,让你别急,都排队呢,再等等" }, { "source": "来吧来吧。。我下学期好有空。。一周就两节课。。哈哈哈", "target": "才两节!!!那是有多闲啊" }, { "source": "才两节!!!那是有多闲啊", "target": "周三一节,周四一节,而且前五周只有一节。。一节是第六周才开始的。。" }, { "source": "为什么一定要有大胸呢,胸小也挺好看的啊", "target": "我赞成" }, { "source": "1S第一批是限购三万台的,九分钟之内就抢光了。现在应该想买就能买到的吧", "target": "现在好买了,小米2要出来了,欲购从速啊" }, { "source": "现在好买了,小米2要出来了,欲购从速啊", "target": "我都有手机了,还买干嘛。不过当初对米2还是挺感兴趣的。你1s买多少钱?" }, { "source": "我都有手机了,还买干嘛。不过当初对米2还是挺感兴趣的。你1s买多少钱?", "target": "1700,要是忍段时间买再贴300去抢个号就能买2了的" }, { "source": "1700,要是忍段时间买再贴300去抢个号就能买2了的", "target": "那是不便宜,当初1s第一批的时候是1499。米2好像是1999吧" }, { "source": "那是不便宜,当初1s第一批的时候是1499。米2好像是1999吧", "target": "是啊,等不及了" }, { "source": "女生都烦的", "target": "乱讲,我们班的就在安静的玩手机" }, { "source": "乱讲,我们班的就在安静的玩手机", "target": "也可以在手机上烦的" }, { "source": "文明的明怎么写的?", "target": "涛哥,你让我很打脑壳" }, { "source": "我都睡一觉了,看着你那里还亮着", "target": "我失眠了严重失眠" }, { "source": "看不见你的笑我怎么睡得着", "target": "睡吧睡吧" }, { "source": "为什么改妲己?无聊?", "target": "妲己的伤害太无脑,需要限制一下了" }, { "source": "妲己的伤害太无脑,需要限制一下了", "target": "那只是后期啊,一套打完了还要等,前期被抓死了发育就更慢了,腿短又跑的慢。" }, { "source": "那只是后期啊,一套打完了还要等,前期被抓死了发育就更慢了,腿短又跑的慢。", "target": "妲己我只想说增加一下下的预判啊,有时候队友坑,不会挡伤害,活活让我一个c位承受全部伤害,路人局我看到妲己我都会默默买个金身" }, { "source": "有没有看的小伙伴啊?这部电影怎么样啊!", "target": "客观评价,是喜欢的大片风格,不失所望,但情节一般" }, { "source": "啊超喜欢裤子", "target": "几年前的了,才100块,好像哪个韩国官网的哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "知道非常喜欢看向往的生活呀,里面她的巴图真的是非常的搞笑呀", "target": "真的很棒" }, { "source": "你的回答是正确的你总是让我伤心", "target": "00干嘛这样" }, { "source": "霍,漂亮啊", "target": "喝多了是不是" }, { "source": "你们什么时候回去啊?", "target": "十六号" }, { "source": "十六号", "target": "好快啊。那选拔结束的也好快" }, { "source": "男神!!", "target": "你才是男神~!" }, { "source": "你才是男神~!", "target": "我不是,你是,小山神" }, { "source": "穿这衣服怎么上厕所?", "target": "脱掉上厕所,这也是我头疼的一点" }, { "source": "脱掉上厕所,这也是我头疼的一点", "target": "你可以下面安个拉链" }, { "source": "苓苓我叫你姐啦", "target": "好勒,弟,以后都否客气,一家人" }, { "source": "他手机不离身看到消息肯定会回除非他懒得理", "target": "或许帮你秒回别人了" }, { "source": "你的画真是太好看了", "target": "虽然我知道你是在拍我马屁但还是谢谢" }, { "source": "安静你个头,打雷打的我4点才睡", "target": "对不起啊,我该陪你的,好像梦里的场景就是黑夜雷雨天的旷野。。。" }, { "source": "对不起啊,我该陪你的,好像梦里的场景就是黑夜雷雨天的旷野。。。", "target": "没事啊" }, { "source": "没事啊", "target": "头好疼,好累。什么都想不起来。" }, { "source": "蜜月么", "target": "不是啦,看到了就来了" }, { "source": "交个朋友吧", "target": "怎么交" }, { "source": "去和肚子里的见面啊~", "target": "是的是的" }, { "source": "求交往", "target": "打开你了啊" }, { "source": "有两款,图上这个车顶没有窗的是40,有窗的侧门可以打开,50", "target": "包邮吗" }, { "source": "包邮吗", "target": "一辆?" }, { "source": "一辆?", "target": "维尼熊多少" }, { "source": "我走了,再不走就走不掉了", "target": "别走啦!现在开始播片花啦!马上就演啦!" }, { "source": "别走啦!现在开始播片花啦!马上就演啦!", "target": "一般我10点左右回去还好,太晚了,路人都没什么人,我明天再看" }, { "source": "来来来喝点儿", "target": "约我嘛这是?火锅呢" }, { "source": "约我嘛这是?火锅呢", "target": "那可不咋地" }, { "source": "今天陪女朋友去考试了", "target": "是考验吗" }, { "source": "居然没得一个男生跳出来接第三句啊``这个暑假我陪你把它看完``", "target": "啊啊啊啊!我恨你!我没有暑假啦!" }, { "source": "哇哦包菜这个好吃啊", "target": "好吃的泡菜" }, { "source": "扑街,下暴雨啊,下班怎样回家啊", "target": "刚刚打雷暴雨的时候我在外面被爆阿" }, { "source": "刚刚打雷暴雨的时候我在外面被爆阿", "target": "不会差点被劈到了吧" }, { "source": "不会差点被劈到了吧", "target": "怎么会,我那么善良" }, { "source": "怎么会,我那么善良", "target": "你以为你是我啊,你就难说拉,哈哈" }, { "source": "你以为你是我啊,你就难说拉,哈哈", "target": "还好……我没事,你还在吗?请回复" }, { "source": "只有弹琴能救你", "target": "说的对……" }, { "source": "干嘛老失眠啊亲", "target": "不知道!。。去年暑假在家失了一个月。。简直莫名其妙。。" }, { "source": "不知道!。。去年暑假在家失了一个月。。简直莫名其妙。。", "target": "你需要喝点中药调养一下~" }, { "source": "你需要喝点中药调养一下~", "target": "嗯~等我回家看看~" }, { "source": "我已经开始掉皮了", "target": "你几班的呀?" }, { "source": "明天去玩什么啊,会在雪乡过元旦吗?", "target": "明天离开" }, { "source": "致敬最美戍边人", "target": "说得好!" }, { "source": "喜欢那个纸杯蛋糕", "target": "哈,我做失败了,好在知道败在哪里了" }, { "source": "哈,我做失败了,好在知道败在哪里了", "target": "看着还好啊" }, { "source": "看着还好啊", "target": "吃起来还是很好吃" }, { "source": "让你让我面基聊天你不聊", "target": "我当时在剪头发!" }, { "source": "我女朋友说只要这个赞够999就会嫁给我,大家帮帮忙,赞我的人永远年轻漂亮", "target": "嫁不出去了" }, { "source": "嫁不出去了", "target": "嘴别这么欠,出门小心车。" }, { "source": "楼下妹子说的对,梦都是反的啦其实吧,他们就算是各自有女朋友了,也一定还是最好的兄弟", "target": "嗯嗯,他们两个的羁绊和感情太深了,不是单纯的爱情可以定义的" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,他们两个的羁绊和感情太深了,不是单纯的爱情可以定义的", "target": "对哒" }, { "source": "你还在武汉啊?", "target": "回老家玩了几天,现在在武昌这边学车。辛酸〜" }, { "source": "回老家玩了几天,现在在武昌这边学车。辛酸〜", "target": "暑假学车最吃亏,有热又累" }, { "source": "暑假学车最吃亏,有热又累", "target": "今天不热呀" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "听的我心都化了" }, { "source": "你好,请问柬埔寨落地签除了要照片~还有其他东西要准备吗?", "target": "没有了哦" }, { "source": "祝我们毕业快乐~考研了没呀?", "target": "没有没有。毕业快乐" }, { "source": "没有没有。毕业快乐", "target": "你学电信的吗拍照真的很美" }, { "source": "你学电信的吗拍照真的很美", "target": "这个跟电信有什么关系" }, { "source": "嗷我也在看这个,看好多反馈说皮筋弹脸般痛想去做又觉得好贵", "target": "皮筋是光子,这玩意可比皮筋疼,简直就是雷劈" }, { "source": "皮筋是光子,这玩意可比皮筋疼,简直就是雷劈", "target": "可怕,但是要是劈几下痘印痘坑恢复了那我还是愿意的" }, { "source": "可怕,但是要是劈几下痘印痘坑恢复了那我还是愿意的", "target": "我想收毛孔啊" }, { "source": "我想收毛孔啊", "target": "啊我以为点阵只能解决痘痘问题呢" }, { "source": "我也看到太阳了", "target": "所以心情也太阳起来啦~花儿" }, { "source": "不见不散啊", "target": "希望与你天天见" }, { "source": "希望与你天天见", "target": "天天见,最近像过年" }, { "source": "天天见,最近像过年", "target": "好幸福的赶脚" }, { "source": "打一植物", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "我问的" }, { "source": "我问的", "target": "没事,你猜" }, { "source": "没事,你猜", "target": "你真笨" }, { "source": "你真笨", "target": "答案是你真笨……?" }, { "source": "傻兔子抓傻兔子", "target": "漂亮兔子抓丑兔子谢谢" }, { "source": "漂亮兔子抓丑兔子谢谢", "target": "傻兔子抓丑兔子还是丑兔子抓傻兔子啊?" }, { "source": "傻兔子抓丑兔子还是丑兔子抓傻兔子啊?", "target": "漂亮兔子漂亮兔子!!你瞎啊" }, { "source": "漂亮兔子漂亮兔子!!你瞎啊", "target": "哦,丑兔子抓丑兔子" }, { "source": "君池又去吃什么好吃的了", "target": "请问您是本人嘛" }, { "source": "请问您是本人嘛", "target": "你觉得呢" }, { "source": "你是一个内心有乾坤眼睛有星星的人", "target": "手中还有重拳,哈哈哈" }, { "source": "小美好终于要播了,期待期待~", "target": "哇我期待了好几个月" }, { "source": "长痘痘了", "target": "变青春了呀" }, { "source": "变青春了呀", "target": "对!" }, { "source": "对!", "target": "你这会儿在大米国吗?" }, { "source": "你这会儿在大米国吗?", "target": "是啊在乡下上网" }, { "source": "是啊在乡下上网", "target": "真巧我这儿也是大乡下" }, { "source": "真巧我这儿也是大乡下", "target": "噗那一起上网吧" }, { "source": "噗那一起上网吧", "target": "你是黑夜,我是白天吧" }, { "source": "你是黑夜,我是白天吧", "target": "白天不懂夜的黑要睡觉了都一点多了" }, { "source": "白天不懂夜的黑要睡觉了都一点多了", "target": "好嘞我也要睡会儿了哈哈好梦" }, { "source": "好嘞我也要睡会儿了哈哈好梦", "target": "好萌好梦" }, { "source": "亲,三天两晚的旅游。有没有适合的推荐", "target": "哇哦谢谢" }, { "source": "新春快乐", "target": "春节大吉大利奥" }, { "source": "你可以慢慢来,但是人家等不了你啊。你是慢慢来了,市场都让人家占完了,只剩下粗制滥造的东西可以捞金,你现在学的用的还是人家淘汰的引擎,况且你既然说学游戏设计的你还会觉得剑三技术好棒棒哦才是最神奇的呢", "target": "那你说咋办吧" }, { "source": "辣鸡没声音就不会打游戏了", "target": "围观日常九瓶互怼" }, { "source": "围观日常九瓶互怼", "target": "我的天呢,刚发现这句话居然是你说的,昨天我就看到了,还觉得说的真对!" }, { "source": "我的天呢,刚发现这句话居然是你说的,昨天我就看到了,还觉得说的真对!", "target": "天热只能吃狗粮了" }, { "source": "我没事,还没去北汽,所以在家附近找了份暑假工做,你找到工了吗", "target": "百年都不浮水一次,我们又怎能知道你情况呢?又不给冬瓜电话。什么时候去北汽的?都8月中了。我还没呢" }, { "source": "百年都不浮水一次,我们又怎能知道你情况呢?又不给冬瓜电话。什么时候去北汽的?都8月中了。我还没呢", "target": "唉,等北汽等到我心碎,听闻冬瓜他们要去安徽,是不是真的,你的工作要抓紧时间啦!" }, { "source": "唉,等北汽等到我心碎,听闻冬瓜他们要去安徽,是不是真的,你的工作要抓紧时间啦!", "target": "不是啊,昨晚给他电话,没听他说噢。冬瓜的岗位是唯一一个不同其他人的。冬瓜在模具库" }, { "source": "惠州大亚湾和深圳坪山交界处完全是两个世界", "target": "你说的交界处你看出有区别吗?我就在这里,我感觉不出啊。" }, { "source": "因为好多人没午觉睡,嫉妒姐", "target": "我是个病人啊" }, { "source": "中午好!", "target": "呵呵!中午好!" }, { "source": "替我向宇哥哥表白", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈," }, { "source": "给团长跪了…", "target": "你讨厌死了" }, { "source": "你讨厌死了", "target": "你快去玩儿啊!我也要明明关注你" }, { "source": "好事多磨,好事多磨", "target": "哎~再被我磨下去要起泡了啊" }, { "source": "心仪的粗陶杯组上镜了呀", "target": "你偷偷关注我多久了,你怎么知道我最喜欢这组了" }, { "source": "你偷偷关注我多久了,你怎么知道我最喜欢这组了", "target": "哪里偷偷,人家正大光明好不,你是有名的兔子,我怎么可能错过你的动态呢,嘻嘻" }, { "source": "大三档根本不想听到倒计时", "target": "那想听到什么" }, { "source": "老师下次去书店一起哦", "target": "一起一起" }, { "source": "我被企鹅欺负了,好可怜~~", "target": "明天深圳有雨吗" }, { "source": "明天深圳有雨吗", "target": "简单之极!深圳明天多云,温度为33°C" }, { "source": "简单之极!深圳明天多云,温度为33°C", "target": "7月份深圳飞武汉的机票最便宜是多少啊?" }, { "source": "7月份深圳飞武汉的机票最便宜是多少啊?", "target": "可以提前预定吗" }, { "source": "你竟然这么晚睡!", "target": "重点是我还这么早就醒了!" }, { "source": "重点是我还这么早就醒了!", "target": "你疯了" }, { "source": "我的天啊我梦寐以求", "target": "我想要寒暑假" }, { "source": "我想要寒暑假", "target": "我没有宿舍要租房子" }, { "source": "我没有宿舍要租房子", "target": "学校没有宿舍吗" }, { "source": "学校没有宿舍吗", "target": "不给我们住给辅导员和博士了" }, { "source": "怎么没去韩国了", "target": "我觉得还是祖国好,祖国的过年才是真的是过年" }, { "source": "薄荷绿那个是裙子吗!", "target": "不是卫衣啦" }, { "source": "哥哥的手气还是不错的。", "target": "那是,可惜后来太让我失望了。" }, { "source": "呵呵,一开始的你,我并不认识。不过我倒是更加喜欢经历过生活,成熟的人。", "target": "哇哇,我喜欢单纯" }, { "source": "你又路过了谁……", "target": "就看着你" }, { "source": "就看着你", "target": "看不到……" }, { "source": "看不到……", "target": "好悠闲的生活" }, { "source": "祝你地健健康康快快乐乐啦", "target": "你也是啊,快些有大单" }, { "source": "小朋友你太逗了", "target": "好丢人" }, { "source": "好丢人", "target": "没有是好可爱" }, { "source": "表谦虚啊", "target": "么有,实话实说,要不我咋想着去搅基呢" }, { "source": "么有,实话实说,要不我咋想着去搅基呢", "target": "跟我得了,要不太可惜了" }, { "source": "生猪。。。你还弄了个撸妹920。。。还有", "target": "谢咯哥子" }, { "source": "谢咯哥子", "target": "你是哥,先一步踏入20岁的老男人" }, { "source": "对人的感情,飘忽不定!", "target": "祝你们二位幸福长久帅帅" }, { "source": "摩羯!认识的七成的摩羯都是渣!", "target": "说明你不够漂亮和努力" }, { "source": "知不知道南陵老鸭汤?", "target": "应该是藏书羊肉汤吧" }, { "source": "应该是藏书羊肉汤吧", "target": "不是,界山老鸭汤" }, { "source": "不是,界山老鸭汤", "target": "高富帅!" }, { "source": "高富帅!", "target": "界山老鸭汤挺好喝的,你有没有喝过?" }, { "source": "使魔,买新房了?", "target": "嗯那,在郊区" }, { "source": "嗯那,在郊区", "target": "真好看。" }, { "source": "三姑啊不是三姑吗……再说了国庆你还不得放假啊?", "target": "不一定我要是不在焦作你来郑州找我吃我学~" }, { "source": "不一定我要是不在焦作你来郑州找我吃我学~", "target": "反正去就是去找你滴~都行~当然最好是在焦作咯" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "有没有想我" }, { "source": "卓伟的第一部作品,洗的也挺好了现在", "target": "就是说人家真的认错真的去改也不行是么,非得妻离子散,家破人亡才算完?" }, { "source": "安吉拉卑鄙啊", "target": "没没没差远了" }, { "source": "谢谢你给我弄了5块钱", "target": "不用谢" }, { "source": "你也早点婚吧", "target": "我不会的。你知道的" }, { "source": "又长又细的腿够我羡慕一辈子…", "target": "你喜欢我的脸?我喜欢你的" }, { "source": "你喜欢我的脸?我喜欢你的", "target": "羡慕你的颜与身材" }, { "source": "羡慕你的颜与身材", "target": "你昧着良心说什么呢?" }, { "source": "...最让我感动地居然是彩蛋!!", "target": "同还有他爸那封信其他的真没看懂" }, { "source": "感觉这个洗发水挺好的呢,用完轻盈,水润,买一瓶试试呀!", "target": "好用" }, { "source": "好诗好诗", "target": "我觉得很普通" }, { "source": "为什么不买黄盘!", "target": "那些夸张的颜色我怕是现在还用不到" }, { "source": "见过明星出场时的闪光灯么,我就是他的狗仔", "target": "真肉麻~~~~敢不敢再肉麻点!!呵呵。。。爱情的力量呀" }, { "source": "我想知道昆凌是几分。她身高160。难道才6分么", "target": "昆凌刚出道可不是长现在这样刚开始我都无法相信她是混血" }, { "source": "怎么不叫我,我来晚啦,男神走啦", "target": "某人去看动画片了。待会儿就回" }, { "source": "某人去看动画片了。待会儿就回", "target": "这也知道" }, { "source": "这也知道", "target": "这都必须的必。你起床了是么~" }, { "source": "这都必须的必。你起床了是么~", "target": "差一点就要睡了" }, { "source": "差一点就要睡了", "target": "不许睡!找根火柴把眼睛支着~" }, { "source": "不许睡!找根火柴把眼睛支着~", "target": "哼!!" }, { "source": "哼!!", "target": "不能睡噢" }, { "source": "经历了今晚同样需要你上面所说的朋友真的", "target": "什么今晚?" }, { "source": "我曾经弄过一个七星连珠", "target": "超痛苦的" }, { "source": "咦生日快乐", "target": "咦什么。哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "拜拜,爆脾气的你", "target": "哪里温柔的我" }, { "source": "这是回家的节奏思念小情人了???", "target": "嗯,思念了" }, { "source": "油饼好吃", "target": "很喜欢吃" }, { "source": "要强吻型么?我比较擅长~", "target": "不要吖" }, { "source": "不要吖", "target": "意料之外的才精彩好不好~才不会告诉你我什么时候来呢~" }, { "source": "意料之外的才精彩好不好~才不会告诉你我什么时候来呢~", "target": "噗噗好吧" }, { "source": "噗噗好吧", "target": "哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "你一定是好教官", "target": "勉勉强强,可能吧,谢谢" }, { "source": "不睡", "target": "因为在等你" }, { "source": "周日预我一份", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "人家是高端大气上档次", "target": "什么挡,P还是N" }, { "source": "什么挡,P还是N", "target": "可能是D" }, { "source": "可能是D", "target": "1,2还是3" }, { "source": "快乐", "target": "你小米手机多少钱" }, { "source": "喝姜茶", "target": "恩!好方法~~!" }, { "source": "去内卫你信不信", "target": "成功脱离现役" }, { "source": "成功脱离现役", "target": "一刀全切了" }, { "source": "一刀全切了", "target": "心想事成了" }, { "source": "明天中午再起床", "target": "够幸福的" }, { "source": "七点红毯开始不是吗?怎么成了八点?", "target": "5点半就开始了" }, { "source": "小蛮腰", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "在外面租房子吗?", "target": "没有啊,公司宿舍" }, { "source": "没有啊,公司宿舍", "target": "挺好的" }, { "source": "挺好的", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "开心", "target": "嗯嗯嗯嗯!" }, { "source": "腹肌是ps的吧", "target": "我的手机有那么高级就好了" }, { "source": "冷冷的冰雨在脸上胡乱的拍", "target": "好的,今晚把西西的鸡腿扣掉给辛苦训练的蜀黍吃吧" }, { "source": "首无头怎么掉不下来", "target": "噗…我也不知道…" }, { "source": "加油,等着看!", "target": "4.1了解?" }, { "source": "4.1了解?", "target": "哎哟喂" }, { "source": "那么多滤镜,这是啥", "target": "哎呀呀这个是最符合我心情的滤镜" }, { "source": "所有打工的人都不容易", "target": "是啊没什么是容易的" }, { "source": "首先我不是河南人,而且看到你这种三观我就想反驳咋了?被骂就要考虑自己的原因是吗?那么我骂你麻烦你也找一下自身的原因好吗?是这样理解的吧?", "target": "我自己的原因请你说出来谢谢" }, { "source": "我自己的原因请你说出来谢谢", "target": "你的三观就是不正常而已" }, { "source": "请问你的电梯卡好了么?为什么能回复别人却看不到我", "target": "群里小伙伴我来回复你" }, { "source": "本人睁不开眼了昨晚三点半多睡的,上班狗真惨", "target": "让你睡你不睡" }, { "source": "让你睡你不睡", "target": "兴奋到睡不着" }, { "source": "我不知道准考证", "target": "没事,我帮你" }, { "source": "听说巨人明年出第二季来着不用谢我", "target": "…去去去!!我自然是因为心里开心才发出来的!!!" }, { "source": "…去去去!!我自然是因为心里开心才发出来的!!!", "target": "我惹你不开心了吗?不谢我就算了!" }, { "source": "我惹你不开心了吗?不谢我就算了!", "target": "……我爱你就行咯,就不谢咯~~" }, { "source": "为了你约起来", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "拍的真好,每次去都看到人山人海,觉得拍的都是游客照", "target": "要平时去,而且得等人少了再拍。" }, { "source": "这妹子怎么在河神里面看起来有点丑,但是现在看照片感觉又满漂亮的,可能是鼻子的问题吧,鼻子太大了,整整比较好!", "target": "为什么我觉得剧里超美,说不出的美,但是好喜欢" }, { "source": "来潍坊玩吧", "target": "以后会约的" }, { "source": "帮你这表情配个台词"你还记得当年大明湖畔的李心如吗?"", "target": "我记得你记得吗" }, { "source": "我往左下角一看,竟然还没点签到", "target": "幸好没断签" }, { "source": "岛上的哈瓦那现在是谁开呀", "target": "还是他。" }, { "source": "这家豆腐包!初中回忆!!很难买", "target": "在什么学校啊" }, { "source": "在什么学校啊", "target": "三牧啊" }, { "source": "三牧啊", "target": "那是很近" }, { "source": "我真的说在一起的是他,说一直在一起的是他,说他一直是我的也是他,最后他结束这段感情吧也是他,到底是最后一句才是真话。我们异地恋呐,一开始就是,所以要分手理由我无力反驳。对了,他是天秤男。天秤男很接受不了异地恋吗,还是不够喜欢我吧。", "target": "我和我老公都是天秤但都很专情啊,从13年认识到去年十月结婚,他大我四岁等了我四年,我们也是异地,虽然距离不是特别远但同样要忍受异地恋的煎熬,但我们从头到尾都非常确定彼此,你说的对,他应该只是不够爱你,真正爱你的人,不管他什么星座喜欢什么不喜欢什么他都可以为你而改变,祝你早日找到真爱" }, { "source": "我和我老公都是天秤但都很专情啊,从13年认识到去年十月结婚,他大我四岁等了我四年,我们也是异地,虽然距离不是特别远但同样要忍受异地恋的煎熬,但我们从头到尾都非常确定彼此,你说的对,他应该只是不够爱你,真正爱你的人,不管他什么星座喜欢什么不喜欢什么他都可以为你而改变,祝你早日找到真爱", "target": "嗯嗯,不够喜欢,他说他喜欢我,好像也急着喜欢别人,我应该能慢慢放弃他然后找到我的真爱,就是放弃的过程有点煎熬" }, { "source": "最近累点变的很低,很烦。", "target": "怪我。" }, { "source": "前天耍手机一直到四点半然后早上废了", "target": "……你赢了" }, { "source": "……你赢了", "target": "到现在还很困" }, { "source": "你好瘦啊", "target": "我现在只有九十多斤了囧" }, { "source": "我现在只有九十多斤了囧", "target": "太可怕了,140的我怎么办" }, { "source": "太可怕了,140的我怎么办", "target": "我去!你不是一直都和我差不多重的!生了个宝宝怎么就比我重了这么多!!!当妈真不容易啊!!!" }, { "source": "所以我已经删了啊--玩玩就好了+1要500石头+2要1000.还有升级什么的。。。。各种、、后期所有英雄到到了60级都全要石头我4000个石头一下子就没了", "target": "所以你充了多少?" }, { "source": "睡觉", "target": "总觉得你近几年嫁不了。我魔这重返统治地位好难啊" }, { "source": "总觉得你近几年嫁不了。我魔这重返统治地位好难啊", "target": "球迷能做的只有支持和等待这就够了" }, { "source": "努力会成功的需要耐心和时间杰哥说的加油", "target": "嘻嘻嘻,我们一起加油" }, { "source": "如果你男朋友经常不回你消息,该怎么办?我建议你换我,我回得快。", "target": "因为这个几天前刚分手" }, { "source": "我会做可乐鸡翅、糖醋排骨、胸是炒鸡蛋", "target": "啥?什么炒鸡蛋" }, { "source": "我该睡觉了", "target": "好的,那就晚安啦" }, { "source": "好的,那就晚安啦", "target": "嗯嗯,晚安" }, { "source": "潇洒!我在家里都要发霉了!", "target": "累啊" }, { "source": "你可以站在鸟巢门口听", "target": "那我还不如不去" }, { "source": "晚上是真冷。", "target": "昨晚还好,前天半夜给我冻醒了。开着空调太燥,关了空调要命" }, { "source": "昨晚还好,前天半夜给我冻醒了。开着空调太燥,关了空调要命", "target": "多盖上点。会好。" }, { "source": "?你男朋友不是我吗", "target": "哪里来的瘦子精给自己加戏" }, { "source": "啥时候走", "target": "明天上午吧。。" }, { "source": "明天上午吧。。", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "好啊", "target": "再见" }, { "source": "再见", "target": "回来请你好吃的" }, { "source": "回来请你好吃的", "target": "吃啥买啥?" }, { "source": "存心打击我,是不", "target": "你对号入座我也没办法嘛~~哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你对号入座我也没办法嘛~~哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "介个姑娘存心的" }, { "source": "介个姑娘存心的", "target": "木有啦~好想你~乖乖" }, { "source": "木有啦~好想你~乖乖", "target": "用温情手段,我不吃这一套。不过,我也好想你" }, { "source": "用温情手段,我不吃这一套。不过,我也好想你", "target": "切,就你?不吃这套?你过来!我看你吃不吃!" }, { "source": "你是觉得你胳膊最瘦了吗", "target": "我只是觉得我胸大" }, { "source": "那边据说迎神很恐怖。", "target": "据说十天后有打架的迎神拍.." }, { "source": "据说十天后有打架的迎神拍..", "target": "反正我就知道那边恐怖的迎神。真实甲咯烧拍平样" }, { "source": "反正我就知道那边恐怖的迎神。真实甲咯烧拍平样", "target": "是啊,真的打啊,不拿东西,只能拳头.." }, { "source": "是啊,真的打啊,不拿东西,只能拳头..", "target": "我一般不去凑这个热闹。。。" }, { "source": "我一般不去凑这个热闹。。。", "target": "你是那的人?" }, { "source": "悟空~你的发窟好销魂~", "target": "我是小龙人啊,认错了,师太" }, { "source": "我是小龙人啊,认错了,师太", "target": "那,你的角呢?" }, { "source": "刘昊然我早晚会把你弄到手的", "target": "我就想知道弄到手之后呢?你想干嘛" }, { "source": "聊什么", "target": "你怎么还没睡啊" }, { "source": "你怎么还没睡啊", "target": "周末啊,刚回家。" }, { "source": "周末啊,刚回家。", "target": "去哪玩了?" }, { "source": "去哪玩了?", "target": "不告诉你。" }, { "source": "Nan什么时候才能见到啊", "target": "要很久吧……" }, { "source": "要很久吧……", "target": "不要这样啦" }, { "source": "不要这样啦", "target": "乖啦~有人会吃醋的~" }, { "source": "乖啦~有人会吃醋的~", "target": "不会的" }, { "source": "不会的", "target": "好啦,别老是哭脸!有人会嫉妒的!" }, { "source": "好啦,别老是哭脸!有人会嫉妒的!", "target": "要你去又不想你去" }, { "source": "要你去又不想你去", "target": "哈哈哈哈。你几时变得这么纠结啦?乖啦!你差不多该睡了!明天要是想听我的声音呢,就赶在我上飞机之前打电话给我~" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈。你几时变得这么纠结啦?乖啦!你差不多该睡了!明天要是想听我的声音呢,就赶在我上飞机之前打电话给我~", "target": "你什么时候上飞机!!??" }, { "source": "你什么时候上飞机!!??", "target": "四点到五点会在飞机上,九点以后也在飞机上。" }, { "source": "四点到五点会在飞机上,九点以后也在飞机上。", "target": "什么时候回来" }, { "source": "什么时候回来", "target": "九个月后" }, { "source": "礼物不见不散", "target": "只有吃的" }, { "source": "有路牌的布局好看。", "target": "路中间" }, { "source": "路中间", "target": "恩。有路牌就感觉很好看哇。" }, { "source": "恩。有路牌就感觉很好看哇。", "target": "我觉得我拍的超级有感觉" }, { "source": "唉,师傅,你这手机还没丢?不科学啊", "target": "那可不,不像你名字和手机一样换的挺勤的" }, { "source": "你就不能正常喊我啊", "target": "无声哥哥" }, { "source": "才女", "target": "人家可是纯爷们" }, { "source": "人家可是纯爷们", "target": "大才子" }, { "source": "大才子", "target": "哈哈,谬赞了" }, { "source": "太可爱了白毛嘎", "target": "超可爱的" }, { "source": "我要找你耍!!!!!!", "target": "来!春天有花夏天有果你看着办!" }, { "source": "来!春天有花夏天有果你看着办!", "target": "你驻扎在哪里呀" }, { "source": "你驻扎在哪里呀", "target": "从洪梅镇过个桥来泗安~" }, { "source": "来给你捧捧场", "target": "谢谢捧场" }, { "source": "谢谢捧场", "target": "有工资吗?" }, { "source": "有工资吗?", "target": "做梦吧" }, { "source": "做梦吧", "target": "请我吃饭吧,这个可以有" }, { "source": "学姐你可让人省省心吧撸啊撸穷三代啊", "target": "嗯哪~。。。为什么喊学姐!!" }, { "source": "嗯哪~。。。为什么喊学姐!!", "target": "马上换校区了又要去当学弟了提前适应一下" }, { "source": "马上换校区了又要去当学弟了提前适应一下", "target": "!!!!!!哈哈~你啥时候这么会适应~学弟好~" }, { "source": "你暑假能出家门就不错了,还去很远很远的地方!跟我去杭州吧", "target": "她说的很远很远的地方,估计是迈出她家的大门,走向我家,再去往你家" }, { "source": "你跑汕大去了吗?", "target": "是啊!我走慢没进去啊!进去的都说里面好漂亮!" }, { "source": "我们做朋友吧一川哥", "target": "我们是朋友" }, { "source": "你重口味到已经能承受任何东西", "target": "你也觉得要重口味的人才能承受你啊?" }, { "source": "猛哥赞过你啊", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "选择接着睡觉还是起来打蚊子确实比较困难", "target": "只好坐起来玩手机" }, { "source": "真矫情,扑面而来的矫情,真正的强大者,不会跟别人倒脏水一样,吐着自己所受的苦难,", "target": "要求着别人默默地坚强承受的你。同样也是你给人家苦难。这不就和打了人让别人不报警不还手一样么?" }, { "source": "有才华么", "target": "看起来像我写的" }, { "source": "在广东人眼里,除了广东都是北方", "target": "为啥" }, { "source": "重妹妹居然只有110斤了!", "target": "是对再见面的希冀" }, { "source": "是对再见面的希冀", "target": "好奇现在多少" }, { "source": "好奇现在多少", "target": "135了解一下" }, { "source": "来来来、吹吹壳子", "target": "我还没睡着" }, { "source": "我还没睡着", "target": "我把直播都看完咯、现在来批阅围脖咯" }, { "source": "我把直播都看完咯、现在来批阅围脖咯", "target": "唉,你看重播要不得安,非要在那熬夜!" }, { "source": "我目前就看了两集这几天帮前辈做毕设晚上12点才回家看电视的时间都没有", "target": "好惨我明天上班啦" }, { "source": "双眼皮好看", "target": "你的也好看" }, { "source": "很羡慕北方人,从来都没有见过雪", "target": "我也不是北方人,我只是现在在这边而已,不然我不会看到雪这么激动的,哈哈" }, { "source": "没想到我们腐女的队伍这么强大", "target": "这是一支强大的队伍" }, { "source": "不吃甜品,饮料和夜宵基本就行了", "target": "其实我基本不吃饮料和夜宵的。" }, { "source": "入梦~", "target": "入情" }, { "source": "我说我家的砖头瓦片都丢了,让她拿去补墙啦", "target": "你说我容易吗,白天追我哥,晚上还得补东墙去,然后西墙也得防着" }, { "source": "川普:今天就抓一个小朋友去白宫跟我玩耍,到底是哪个幸运鹅呢", "target": "听说如果小孩子看到就会哭的人杀过人!" }, { "source": "听说如果小孩子看到就会哭的人杀过人!", "target": "兄弟,我侄子也还很小,不知道他为什么看到我就哭,我也很绝望啊,问题我又不丑!难道我做过什么伤天害理的事?" }, { "source": "快回来", "target": "好久开学真的哪里都会有美妞妞你呢" }, { "source": "好久开学真的哪里都会有美妞妞你呢", "target": "23号" }, { "source": "如果真有这样的店我是不会去,吃个饭还要正襟危坐,目不斜视,累死人呢。", "target": "真有你这样的人啊?传说中的“正人君子”?(加双引号的)" }, { "source": "真有你这样的人啊?传说中的“正人君子”?(加双引号的)", "target": "啊~只是觉得乱瞄会尴尬而已,而且显得猥琐。" }, { "source": "啊~只是觉得乱瞄会尴尬而已,而且显得猥琐。", "target": "作为一个女的,我理解不了你们男的怕被别人觉得猥琐怕被当成猥琐男的心态,抱歉。" }, { "source": "我的烤鱼被你拍成这样", "target": "多完美~" }, { "source": "加油啦", "target": "睡觉去了" }, { "source": "睡觉去了", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "我分五斤给你!不谢!", "target": "我收了" }, { "source": "答案:【我没想过我不缺钱】。赞我", "target": "我我我我瞎说的……怎么这么多赞……撕葱的答案是一大堆不是这一句……我招了……" }, { "source": "我我我我瞎说的……怎么这么多赞……撕葱的答案是一大堆不是这一句……我招了……", "target": "求私" }, { "source": "带我带我", "target": "我坑,你钻石" }, { "source": "抱抱!有些事情,我们无法阻止,希望她一路走好", "target": "唉。。。没事" }, { "source": "多穿点衣服按时吃饭", "target": "走开" }, { "source": "猫好可爱", "target": "哈哈哈它叫铁蛋" }, { "source": "哈哈哈它叫铁蛋", "target": "接地气的名字" }, { "source": "站在山头的探索者,有必要转身告诉身后的人们你所面对的美丽风景。", "target": "第一次见你发这样的话,晚上加鸡腿。" }, { "source": "在穷好像也比你富裕吧。你这是眼红我们收入比你高,生活条件比你好?", "target": "装你的大尾巴狼去吧,你只有在梦中才过的比我好" }, { "source": "南方人不搓澡的吗", "target": "……是啊" }, { "source": "……是啊", "target": "没有澡堂吗?" }, { "source": "不适合谈恋爱怎么办", "target": "那就结婚吧" }, { "source": "我们千怎么这么好看.jpg", "target": "我千怎么那么好看~" }, { "source": "我不知道自己是什么脸型,家人觉得是方,我觉得是方带圆?又觉得是圆?我觉得自己没下巴?", "target": "那你是纠结的面" }, { "source": "那你是纠结的面", "target": "不想纠结,会变丑" }, { "source": "你的客源还是模特", "target": "居然在阳光100,今天去看看" }, { "source": "你快回来。", "target": "分分钟" }, { "source": "分分钟", "target": "我等你" }, { "source": "你凶我", "target": "压力、饮食、睡眠、锻炼" }, { "source": "压力、饮食、睡眠、锻炼", "target": "等你回来吃好吃的" }, { "source": "容易发炎的", "target": "你这么说我有点害怕了" }, { "source": "刚到学校想哭", "target": "咋今天还加班。。" }, { "source": "我觉得我要个礼物不过分", "target": "我安全回来不就是最好的礼物??" }, { "source": "我安全回来不就是最好的礼物??", "target": "哈哈哈哈,不要脸" }, { "source": "有时候距离让我们更珍惜彼此,离别是为了更好的相聚", "target": "有些人说过再见,就再也见不到了。" }, { "source": "有些人说过再见,就再也见不到了。", "target": "那就把她放在心里吧,永远都忘不了。" }, { "source": "那就把她放在心里吧,永远都忘不了。", "target": "恩呢哈哈" }, { "source": "在一起三年最后发现对方真的并不爱你…分手了第22天熬过去了", "target": "我两年~刚加入分手大军,根本熬不过来,想死的心都有了,这两年他对我无微不至,宠我上天,可我发现,他对我好不是因为爱我,而是因为我是他女朋友这个身份,换了别人是他女朋友,他照样做得到,这才是我心寒的地方" }, { "source": "我两年~刚加入分手大军,根本熬不过来,想死的心都有了,这两年他对我无微不至,宠我上天,可我发现,他对我好不是因为爱我,而是因为我是他女朋友这个身份,换了别人是他女朋友,他照样做得到,这才是我心寒的地方", "target": "你这,我觉得没毛病吧,就是因为你是他女朋友才对你好啊,难道你不是他女朋友也要对你好咯,其实对于爱一个字,每个人的理解都不一样,我觉得你前男友没毛病" }, { "source": "下次留一张送我哈倩老大", "target": "估计没有下次了" }, { "source": "估计没有下次了", "target": "为什么呀" }, { "source": "为什么呀", "target": "公司上下那么多人,我能争取到5张已经知足了。" }, { "source": "公司上下那么多人,我能争取到5张已经知足了。", "target": "哦你的职业根艺人有关?" }, { "source": "哦你的职业根艺人有关?", "target": "无关" }, { "source": "午安", "target": "午安宝贝,最近开始忙了吗?" }, { "source": "注定孤独一生", "target": "平凡的我们注定孤独一生" }, { "source": "男朋友", "target": "起开~别凑热闹~你嫉妒啊?" }, { "source": "顺其自然吧自己问心无愧就好", "target": "哎,友情这个东西,以为很牢固,但有时也经不起风雨" }, { "source": "哎,友情这个东西,以为很牢固,但有时也经不起风雨", "target": "多少年后他会感谢我们的每一个心存善意" }, { "source": "你这人真的好没意思啊,我都说了你随意,别回了……你说你没说你就没说吧,对,啥事都是我们河南人的锅,反正背的也不少了,多你一个黑子不算多,遇着你这种人也是醉了……", "target": "你好像看到井盖就河南?龟龟果然是有文化的大学生" }, { "source": "你好像看到井盖就河南?龟龟果然是有文化的大学生", "target": "嗯你有文化就好丑拒无脑撕,再见" }, { "source": "办了个健身卡但我不想去", "target": "卡这种东西,办了真的就浪费钱" }, { "source": "你留着自己吃就行,我不吃你的食物", "target": "狗是我们人类的忠实朋友,你为什么非要当个狗中异类?你再这样,只能让你去外面吃了。" }, { "source": "饺子也在看了吗?对啊,攻君好可怜,虐的我哗哗的,不过还好结局是好的!", "target": "看到出租屋了!感觉智商不够用哈哈哈" }, { "source": "晴天", "target": "还没睡觉" }, { "source": "你咋越来越好看了", "target": "哈哈哈应该的应该的" }, { "source": "熬夜小公举", "target": "每天睡到11点并不是我想要的" }, { "source": "哇七七太好看了!", "target": "嘻嘻是呀" }, { "source": "我有牛奶,啦啦啦~~~~", "target": "我打印商标怎么样了" }, { "source": "怎么丢的!?你没用储物柜吗?明天问一下泳馆的售票检票和老师看看!", "target": "嗯嗯,可是都被偷了应该找不回来了。。我明天去问问吧" }, { "source": "好好养着身体啊亲~有什么事直接给我电话。", "target": "当然的~早上的粥不错!" }, { "source": "当然的~早上的粥不错!", "target": "平时我会加点绿豆,这次不敢啦~今天好些没?" }, { "source": "你是说我吗", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那你也是了" }, { "source": "迟到的祝福呢", "target": "谢谢小雪~~很想你呢" }, { "source": "谢谢小雪~~很想你呢", "target": "我也是哒。。。你放假没呀" }, { "source": "我们只是在关心并且讨论一下未婚大龄女青年的身心发展问题。。纯属学术讨论。。。", "target": "未婚妙龄,谢谢!" }, { "source": "赞我随机送,送完为止,", "target": "求福" }, { "source": "马叔叔国庆真闲", "target": "嗯,闲在家里挥霍假期,才是假期的尊重。" }, { "source": "20年的记忆,那是还是孩子,记忆深刻啊啊啊", "target": "20年真快" }, { "source": "你又来了", "target": "你也来" }, { "source": "劲酒配辣条", "target": "不是劲酒,好像是西风进什么玩意来着" }, { "source": "你好有才…认识一一…还有三四…哈哈…", "target": "嘿嘿,是你太聪明了" }, { "source": "你每次发照片我都只想发四个字太好看了", "target": "哈哈哈你也好看" }, { "source": "林志颖何止是技巧不如林俊杰", "target": "朋友间的说的话谁计较这么多" }, { "source": "这个小恐龙好可爱。", "target": "嗯我知道兔子特别得你心" }, { "source": "期待熊梓淇的苏家明!", "target": "终于等到出新作品了,好期待啊" }, { "source": "我就不给你看我的了", "target": "大神,求带我出坑" }, { "source": "我还欠你一面墙", "target": "自然是要还的" }, { "source": "我就喜欢干出体力的活,坐办公室坐不住", "target": "那你来上班" }, { "source": "那你来上班", "target": "给我找出体力的,不出体力的不干" }, { "source": "给我找出体力的,不出体力的不干", "target": "嗯嗯,天天让你出去跑。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,天天让你出去跑。", "target": "就是需要经常出差" }, { "source": "就是需要经常出差", "target": "那岂不是很好玩" }, { "source": "赞!", "target": "多谢多谢~" }, { "source": "郑泽锋,你怎么可以回家欺负小孩。。", "target": "哪里有是他们欺负我!" }, { "source": "喝着点水,别噎着", "target": "已中毒" }, { "source": "订票时间暂时还未确定哟", "target": "哎好吧捉急呀" }, { "source": "哎好吧捉急呀", "target": "一有消息,我们会通知大家的" }, { "source": "一有消息,我们会通知大家的", "target": "好的谢谢啦" }, { "source": "为什么人家都知道你的新男友我不知道", "target": "什么啦!没有啊!" }, { "source": "唐主任好久没出现了", "target": "闭关修炼了" }, { "source": "闭关修炼了", "target": "看你玩的挺欢" }, { "source": "看你玩的挺欢", "target": "天美人美心情美" }, { "source": "哥哥,心疼你", "target": "等着我去找你啊" }, { "source": "还以为你突然诗兴大发!原来是感慨", "target": "我还没这境界" }, { "source": "吃饭什么嘛我的输入法一点都不好玩", "target": "我的也是" }, { "source": "某人很美?", "target": "某人挺美,不过和电脑屏幕这位相比还稍逊色" }, { "source": "某人挺美,不过和电脑屏幕这位相比还稍逊色", "target": "奥怪不得我看着这货惊为天人" }, { "source": "萌萌是什么意思", "target": "学长!" }, { "source": "学长!", "target": "我喜欢个女孩怎么办" }, { "source": "我喜欢个女孩怎么办", "target": "是吗?你跟她很配呀" }, { "source": "是吗?你跟她很配呀", "target": "额,告诉我该怎么办" }, { "source": "额,告诉我该怎么办", "target": "告诉你什么呀" }, { "source": "告诉你什么呀", "target": "上一句" }, { "source": "上一句", "target": "好吧,希望如此" }, { "source": "好吧,希望如此", "target": "你进步的空间还很大" }, { "source": "你进步的空间还很大", "target": "嘿嘿我聪明吧" }, { "source": "嘿嘿我聪明吧", "target": "不怎么聪明,不是我打击你" }, { "source": "不怎么聪明,不是我打击你", "target": "真相了" }, { "source": "真相了", "target": "给爷笑个" }, { "source": "给爷笑个", "target": "哟呵呵呵呵呵" }, { "source": "哟呵呵呵呵呵", "target": "哭个" }, { "source": "哭个", "target": "等偶拿个洋葱" }, { "source": "谢谢at!这种事情怎能少了俺!", "target": "你都把我香槟拿走了还要抢。。。你好意思么" }, { "source": "你都把我香槟拿走了还要抢。。。你好意思么", "target": "好意思!很好意思!哈哈哈" }, { "source": "有些人注定再也不见", "target": "大实话" }, { "source": "人家是以此为借口搭讪唉可惜了", "target": "个人魅力太大了" }, { "source": "新年快乐玥姐,希望你越来越有钱吧哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "你是不是疯了哦?" }, { "source": "你是不是疯了哦?", "target": "我美好的祝福" }, { "source": "我美好的祝福", "target": "谢谢,小坏蛋!" }, { "source": "我弟弟今天过生日……", "target": "你弟弟多大??" }, { "source": "真是奇怪,认识你之前明明是外貌协会资深会员怎么会这么喜欢你呢", "target": "不是帅的那种,是有样,爷们" }, { "source": "不是帅的那种,是有样,爷们", "target": "所以就是丑帅丑帅的啦~" }, { "source": "所以就是丑帅丑帅的啦~", "target": "对头" }, { "source": "和谐友善爱国换富强", "target": "富强换你爱国" }, { "source": "亮亮,想要耳环", "target": "气质简约淡粉色醋酸酯圆圈几何耳钉女韩国清新耳环无耳洞耳夹6720" }, { "source": "返老还童了", "target": "怎么说话的" }, { "source": "谁这辈子还没帮闺蜜撒个谎", "target": "你这话的意思跟谁没给女朋友打过胎一样" }, { "source": "你这话的意思跟谁没给女朋友打过胎一样", "target": "这话也能和打胎来做比较。人才" }, { "source": "这话也能和打胎来做比较。人才", "target": "你以为有区别???" }, { "source": "你以为有区别???", "target": "圆谎和打胎。你觉得没区别就没区别吧我没必要跟你争论这些" }, { "source": "放假你卖给谁你剪头啊下周别吓到我", "target": "实中初三只放明天一天假…我就是来吓人的~" }, { "source": "实中初三只放明天一天假…我就是来吓人的~", "target": "还好还好那就吓不到我了" }, { "source": "还好还好那就吓不到我了", "target": "你知道就好~有自知之明。" }, { "source": "你知道就好~有自知之明。", "target": "瓦是神咧" }, { "source": "运动员成绩好当然是应该的,但是成绩最好,那就是努力加天赋了了,因为他努力因为他拿冠军了上热搜怎么不可以?", "target": "每天换个标题上热搜?他是拯救了地球吗?我相信任何一个在自己的领域做出成绩的人都累,不止他一个人。就烦他每天稀奇古怪的标题博眼球热搜,搞得跟拯救了地球一样" }, { "source": "每天换个标题上热搜?他是拯救了地球吗?我相信任何一个在自己的领域做出成绩的人都累,不止他一个人。就烦他每天稀奇古怪的标题博眼球热搜,搞得跟拯救了地球一样", "target": "孙杨上热搜一般都是有比赛才上的吧" }, { "source": "晚安哟", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "玥玥老师能不能注意影响", "target": "情不自禁~" }, { "source": "有钱人家团圆一起出去旅游,没钱人家团圆在家烤火唠家常。只要大家都平平安安开开心心的,怎么过都行。", "target": "说的赞" }, { "source": "哇幸福", "target": "其实并没有" }, { "source": "傻女,给个眼镜框子玩的不睡觉了", "target": "没带过太新鲜" }, { "source": "谢谢博主你真好", "target": "我觉得吧,互相体谅是最好的。" }, { "source": "复仇之矛?", "target": "对呀。冠军之刃。好好看" }, { "source": "我才到寝室,困死我了", "target": "我睡了" }, { "source": "郑州欢迎小米~", "target": "我也这么觉得,都为我去郑州开通高铁啦" }, { "source": "我也这么觉得,都为我去郑州开通高铁啦", "target": "那是,跪地欢呼~哈哈" }, { "source": "那是,跪地欢呼~哈哈", "target": "哈哈,上课啦,好好工作哦,有空常联系啦" }, { "source": "新年快乐哦豆豆", "target": "你也要快乐!!!" }, { "source": "悦薇的眼膜眼霜不错", "target": "好多人推荐!撸!" }, { "source": "你不是很来得及吗?为何熬夜?!!", "target": "P图P的好慢,而且估计到最后的得帮别人画,你都不熬夜的?" }, { "source": "P图P的好慢,而且估计到最后的得帮别人画,你都不熬夜的?", "target": "现在就开始p图难道来不及?那我还在做模型,情何以堪哪?我小熬夜,但是早起呀,比较健康么" }, { "source": "现在就开始p图难道来不及?那我还在做模型,情何以堪哪?我小熬夜,但是早起呀,比较健康么", "target": "我只要一开始画图,不管进度快慢,一般都会到23点,然后刚刚才起来......你看你又玩围脖不好好画图" }, { "source": "有人之前说胖了,不知道是谁,你知道吗", "target": "我说胖和你说胖那能一样吗" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "好久不见哈哈" }, { "source": "好久不见哈哈", "target": "哎呀挖挖你终于看到我了" }, { "source": "我是我10.22去合肥演唱会", "target": "我也是合肥" }, { "source": "我也是合肥", "target": "!!我是680看台的" }, { "source": "!!我是680看台的", "target": "我是内场第三排求偶遇" }, { "source": "我是内场第三排求偶遇", "target": "你是芜湖的啊?" }, { "source": "你不监考嘛", "target": "你谁啊" }, { "source": "你谁啊", "target": "猜猜看" }, { "source": "昨晚看了两集眼皮就合上了……我可以的!!!!!", "target": "你加油~你选完了我再选。。。。我不想出小总。。。还要带束胸。。。。。" }, { "source": "为什么你笑老是一个哭相啊", "target": "老大,你去年已经说过一次了,需要二次打击吗?" }, { "source": "为什么生病还吃方便面", "target": "看别人吃," }, { "source": "有图有真相~~被盖世3砸到很疼吧??", "target": "老乡,你尽管笑,难道你没有过" }, { "source": "年度最不要脸博主", "target": "没有奖也来看你" }, { "source": "你们有什么基情", "target": "神马都没有啊,就是逗比一下" }, { "source": "神马都没有啊,就是逗比一下", "target": "是暴走漫画里面那个吗?" }, { "source": "终生大事,必须实名制", "target": "额悲剧难道我要改我名字" }, { "source": "工作签了?", "target": "差不多了" }, { "source": "下一阶段目标,明显看得出来瘦了。", "target": "祝你终有一天成为男版芙蓉!" }, { "source": "你不爱我啦!你这坑货", "target": "你最近咋样" }, { "source": "要不也给我画个吧", "target": "行啊我把馅儿都给你画出来" }, { "source": "傲娇了", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "最近更博怎么如此频繁", "target": "不能浪费这些照片。" }, { "source": "不能浪费这些照片。", "target": "非常好这个效率" }, { "source": "你好厉害。。。。我从来不得过", "target": "不全是我抓的啦" }, { "source": "不全是我抓的啦", "target": "那那个抓到的人好厉害啊" }, { "source": "那那个抓到的人好厉害啊", "target": "我也觉得" }, { "source": "付辛博可真好看", "target": "好看,我们又来晚了" }, { "source": "专家说木瓜丰胸不可信", "target": "青少年时期吃点青木瓜还是管用的,我这不是为了美容么" }, { "source": "妈耶我那次免了16块我还可开心了,哈哈", "target": "相当惊喜了" }, { "source": "徐·非主流·莹", "target": "这个相机6块钱!!" }, { "source": "你不动,你不变,不是所有都和你一起不变不动。去享吧,这样不会难为自己。", "target": "有道理,我明天就启程去山东了。第一站大连!!" }, { "source": "有道理,我明天就启程去山东了。第一站大连!!", "target": "我去。。什么时候泰安啊" }, { "source": "我去。。什么时候泰安啊", "target": "还没确定呢,一周以后吧!" }, { "source": "一个月1700穷的不知道该怎么办,谁来解决我", "target": "可你有好朋友" }, { "source": "可你有好朋友", "target": "你也有啊" }, { "source": "你也有啊", "target": "我只有你了" }, { "source": "怕个鸟啊蛮帅气的", "target": "过奖。哈,下次翻来稳你地" }, { "source": "过奖。哈,下次翻来稳你地", "target": "冒问题啦" }, { "source": "冒问题啦", "target": "嗯嗯,到时等收信息就系了" }, { "source": "那个叫玛什么的么还是凯什么的不晓得关心她干嘛", "target": "蛮喜欢的啊,昨天看14集想起来的" }, { "source": "蛮喜欢的啊,昨天看14集想起来的", "target": "你喜欢这个调调啊" }, { "source": "你喜欢这个调调啊", "target": "差不多,看着顺眼啊,她怎么了后来" }, { "source": "我来了。要怎么骂才能显得我有素质呢你个xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!", "target": "哈哈哈,受教了" }, { "source": "自主招生会不会很难", "target": "是啊..." }, { "source": "大冬天看着热", "target": "不应该是冷么" }, { "source": "不应该是冷么", "target": "看着照片,感觉到了夏天。。。" }, { "source": "看着照片,感觉到了夏天。。。", "target": "然后就不冷了" }, { "source": "然后就不冷了", "target": "恭喜答对了。" }, { "source": "恭喜答对了。", "target": "终于答对了一回" }, { "source": "终于答对了一回", "target": "你这话说的。什么叫终于啊?" }, { "source": "改天也试试冷藏发酵。上回早上做手忙脚乱、折腾成Brunch了", "target": "就得前一天晚上搞,不然真的做到中午了" }, { "source": "就得前一天晚上搞,不然真的做到中午了", "target": "好的谢谢妹妹" }, { "source": "挂书包上咋丢的", "target": "我也想知道就突然不见了" }, { "source": "牛奶会有的,面包会有的。只对你说\"我愿意\"的那位也会出现的..哦咧~", "target": "呵呵你也是" }, { "source": "呵呵你也是", "target": "这个‘呵呵‘好有大叔感哦~" }, { "source": "这个‘呵呵‘好有大叔感哦~", "target": "你懂我!" }, { "source": "哎呀呀,夏天见到你的时候就能长长了吧", "target": "你还有两个月就能见到我了" }, { "source": "你还有两个月就能见到我了", "target": "你可别在成天上班了就行" }, { "source": "你可别在成天上班了就行", "target": "假期肯定有时间" }, { "source": "顺丰值得信赖", "target": "你知那是什么镖吗" }, { "source": "你知那是什么镖吗", "target": "不知道,不想知道" }, { "source": "我也想纯纯老乡", "target": "我们就快要见面、在末日之后的那几天" }, { "source": "我有时候也怀疑自己为什么这么自信", "target": "因为就素自信啊" }, { "source": "不要放弃自己!", "target": "恩!我不会放弃的!就今天一天!就一天放纵!!!!我会瘦!!!!!" }, { "source": "苹果手机在向你招手", "target": "在用,又买了小米" }, { "source": "在用,又买了小米", "target": "土豪啊" }, { "source": "土豪啊", "target": "三星没法忍了。" }, { "source": "怎么国庆中秋不回家?", "target": "不回" }, { "source": "我同学的耳朵都是我掏的!因为掏的好舒服的", "target": "我不帮别人掏耳朵我有精神洁癖" }, { "source": "鸟!无语。。。", "target": "说点吧.." }, { "source": "你要报银行从业啊?", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "说真的我就看到了色素和植物奶油", "target": "植物奶油危害很大啊,是很" }, { "source": "你已经很棒了", "target": "美到" }, { "source": "小心得痔疮!", "target": "这是身体与心灵的双重净化!" }, { "source": "上趟厕所立刻减重5公斤", "target": "哈哈哈。" }, { "source": "薯片爆米花牛肉干辣条可乐巧克力小曲奇", "target": "都来一份,吃不完打包带回家吃" }, { "source": "「鸡犬皆仙」觉得自己好棒~", "target": "仙人指路" }, { "source": "仙人指路", "target": "这什么鬼?看我的。「路远迢迢」" }, { "source": "这什么鬼?看我的。「路远迢迢」", "target": "迢迢路远" }, { "source": "迢迢路远", "target": "好吧,我装作不计较...远,愿得男神,感觉自己棒棒哒!" }, { "source": "好吧,我装作不计较...远,愿得男神,感觉自己棒棒哒!", "target": "神鬼莫测" }, { "source": "神鬼莫测", "target": "「侧目而视」" }, { "source": "「侧目而视」", "target": "视而不见" }, { "source": "视而不见", "target": "「见哭兴悲」" }, { "source": "「见哭兴悲」", "target": "悲从中来" }, { "source": "悲从中来", "target": "休息,休息一下,你会讲笑话不?" }, { "source": "休息,休息一下,你会讲笑话不?", "target": "不要转移话题" }, { "source": "不要转移话题", "target": "应该是你,转移话题。" }, { "source": "应该是你,转移话题。", "target": "成语接龙吧" }, { "source": "眼睛好迷人", "target": "那是我的眼睛" }, { "source": "想每天在网吧住", "target": "爱是占有" }, { "source": "爱是占有", "target": "你坏坏" }, { "source": "你坏坏", "target": "但我是自由的" }, { "source": "但我是自由的", "target": "给你自由好了" }, { "source": "过了这么多年,个别情节都还记忆犹新...今天重温了遍。", "target": "哈哈,必须的,就那几个镜头不知看了多少遍" }, { "source": "朋友都渐行渐远了", "target": "是啊。。还是不长大的幸福" }, { "source": "是啊。。还是不长大的幸福", "target": "总是要勇敢承受这些分开" }, { "source": "总是要勇敢承受这些分开", "target": "对。。太赞了这句话有时候就是一种习惯了,突然改变不太能接受" }, { "source": "对。。太赞了这句话有时候就是一种习惯了,突然改变不太能接受", "target": "嗯嗯~是啊习惯了一开始就难以接受久了而又习惯了" }, { "source": "没人帮你拉拉链吧", "target": "绑带子的" }, { "source": "绑带子的", "target": "怎么会穿不好?很复杂么?" }, { "source": "我喜欢你手机的花儿", "target": "手中的吧" }, { "source": "苹果变心了。", "target": "墨墨不变心就好" }, { "source": "墨墨不变心就好", "target": "我爱你70年不变。" }, { "source": "我爱你70年不变。", "target": "有此话足矣" }, { "source": "哎宝宝你又下回来了??", "target": "实在是太无聊了" }, { "source": "你边到人", "target": "广州" }, { "source": "啊东华的小崽子们都疯了啊", "target": "疯了哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "盯S喽,白菜价搬台电视回家关注明天京东死磕苏宁", "target": "房子买不起,可以趁明天把家电买了。" }, { "source": "房子买不起,可以趁明天把家电买了。", "target": "今天就挑好放购物车吧,明天拼手快了" }, { "source": "这顿饭大概是我一天热量了", "target": "那我一天的热量可能是您好几天的了我已经减量了" }, { "source": "那我一天的热量可能是您好几天的了我已经减量了", "target": "唉我是年龄大了代谢变慢没办法你还年轻没问题" }, { "source": "我爱的猪蹄儿", "target": "下回做了请你吃呀" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊~~~不淡定啦我!怎么可以这样就回家乘凉去了!", "target": "哈哈~~~火炉一般的武汉,温度都飙到30+了~~~没事,你也很快就回来了" }, { "source": "哈哈~~~火炉一般的武汉,温度都飙到30+了~~~没事,你也很快就回来了", "target": "我去啊~我快自燃了!!!哎……还得呆一个月啊……" }, { "source": "我去啊~我快自燃了!!!哎……还得呆一个月啊……", "target": "一个月?你们几号?" }, { "source": "我中午喝了两碗清汤", "target": "家里也好热" }, { "source": "我就注意到你聊天背景了", "target": "要原图不" }, { "source": "要原图不", "target": "不要" }, { "source": "闻到了恋爱的酸臭味", "target": "你是不是在挨打的边缘试探。" }, { "source": "你是不是在挨打的边缘试探。", "target": "敢秀不敢当" }, { "source": "敢秀不敢当", "target": "敢秀就敢当" }, { "source": "敢秀就敢当", "target": "互取关吧,看见别人秀恩爱就头疼" }, { "source": "互取关吧,看见别人秀恩爱就头疼", "target": "你最近是不是疯了,总说恋爱的酸臭味。" }, { "source": "我是你的小迷妹", "target": "你是我的小仙女" }, { "source": "你是我的小仙女", "target": "买了双鞋觉得只有你穿好看我女神静" }, { "source": "买了双鞋觉得只有你穿好看我女神静", "target": "哈哈害羞好美的鞋子" }, { "source": "我想听传奇故事", "target": "牵涉隐私,回去和你聊" }, { "source": "每天一个我自己,别说不认识我", "target": "这么说每天要认识你一遍,好累……" }, { "source": "这么说每天要认识你一遍,好累……", "target": "累也要爱" }, { "source": "亲,找不到这个博主", "target": "推荐给你了" }, { "source": "推荐给你了", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "就是就是,最讨厌哪个天天高调的晒幸福了。。", "target": "阿室,那个点,你是起来了?还是没睡?" }, { "source": "阿室,那个点,你是起来了?还是没睡?", "target": "起来了!" }, { "source": "字很漂亮诶~可以请教一下,你平时是用什么字帖练字吗?", "target": "有时候会临瘦金体" }, { "source": "这是我同学老公,超级有钱啊。一言难尽。", "target": "有钱!挣得昧心钱!" }, { "source": "有钱!挣得昧心钱!", "target": "那就不知道了。只知道她们班女生说他老婆成天朋友圈炫富" }, { "source": "那就不知道了。只知道她们班女生说他老婆成天朋友圈炫富", "target": "这个人这的特坏,坏到骨子里且恬不知耻的那种!小心要远离这种人!" }, { "source": "大白如果有一个很爱我很宠我的人出现你会不会对我也这样....你不会在乎别人对我怎么样吧....", "target": "为什么老是对他没信心呢" }, { "source": "我有演唱会综合症", "target": "回来啦" }, { "source": "打卡机:怪我咯", "target": "我本不应该迟到,叫了车!司机不认得路!" }, { "source": "我本不应该迟到,叫了车!司机不认得路!", "target": "司机:怪我咯" }, { "source": "有沟必火", "target": "!!!辣辣~我28到镇江哟~" }, { "source": "!!!辣辣~我28到镇江哟~", "target": "来我家玩呀" }, { "source": "来我家玩呀", "target": "等我到了就找你哈~" }, { "source": "复古的颜色好好看!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "关键问题:必须吃面,还是可以自选", "target": "可选啊,他不爱吃馒头,最爱米饭和面条" }, { "source": "啊?晨晨你没考上十级?", "target": "就说我能不能考上有点悬啊,速度不够快,就被很无情地K掉了。孔孔,你是我最好的朋友,我只把内幕告诉你,你要保密啊。" }, { "source": "就说我能不能考上有点悬啊,速度不够快,就被很无情地K掉了。孔孔,你是我最好的朋友,我只把内幕告诉你,你要保密啊。", "target": "昂放心吧我一定保密~" }, { "source": "昂放心吧我一定保密~", "target": "我明年还要继续考级,直到什么时候考出来。" }, { "source": "我明年还要继续考级,直到什么时候考出来。", "target": "我相信你,加油吧~" }, { "source": "你好,这是怎么受伤的啊?好好休息,祝你早些好起来哦~", "target": "一米左右的楼梯上摔下来了。" }, { "source": "一米左右的楼梯上摔下来了。", "target": "我是医生,可以和你相互关注一下吗" }, { "source": "我只想说恺恺你太妖娆了", "target": "小小年纪就知道这个手势" }, { "source": "小宝送一部小米6,有人要吗", "target": "超想要" }, { "source": "没指纹还不如买7s", "target": "指纹在电源键上" }, { "source": "欢迎回武汉看海", "target": "有一丝害怕了" }, { "source": "有一丝害怕了", "target": "过几天天气就应该好了回来的时候注意安全" }, { "source": "再见,谢谢陪伴", "target": "一定会再见~" }, { "source": "和你一起过冬天,那倒是把“你”单独放出来啊,正脸都是自己的", "target": "?????来南京给你见活的" }, { "source": "?????来南京给你见活的", "target": "我在南京都没有见过活的" }, { "source": "一顿饭,然后自由活动或者看电影", "target": "别告诉我又是海底捞羡慕你们" }, { "source": "别告诉我又是海底捞羡慕你们", "target": "不是,不知道吃啥。" }, { "source": "我叫了小龙虾待会要不要下来吃", "target": "这个朋友不错" }, { "source": "我希望你可以把你的难过说出来,让我开心", "target": "我现在非常需要你,这位有车的同志" }, { "source": "我现在非常需要你,这位有车的同志", "target": "自行车可以嘛." }, { "source": "自行车可以嘛.", "target": "你失去了我对你的期盼" }, { "source": "安逸撒我几天要去拿工资啦~~", "target": "你咋的噢,赚那么多国庆我去商场做数码柜台" }, { "source": "你咋的噢,赚那么多国庆我去商场做数码柜台", "target": "嘿嘿今天还有个面试~一天200到300的工作好安逸但是有点难吧" }, { "source": "嘿嘿今天还有个面试~一天200到300的工作好安逸但是有点难吧", "target": "一定能过哟那你也不要太辛苦哈" }, { "source": "一定能过哟那你也不要太辛苦哈", "target": "过了就好啦" }, { "source": "虾在哪买咋挑咋洗", "target": "北四环海鲜港哪个长得顺眼虾尾肉多挑哪个咋洗自己搜" }, { "source": "北四环海鲜港哪个长得顺眼虾尾肉多挑哪个咋洗自己搜", "target": "心累我们这边好像没卖的" }, { "source": "心累我们这边好像没卖的", "target": "哪个大型超市没有小龙虾卖" }, { "source": "哪个大型超市没有小龙虾卖", "target": "超市的不新鲜吧我明天去瞅瞅" }, { "source": "真的。有想哭的冲动。第一次为晨晨哭已经是五年前了。因为你带给我们的总是快乐。但是。今天。看到别人说那样的话。我真的……真的真的好想哭。特难过……", "target": "亲'别难过了''我们不可能让所有人都喜欢晨晨''但是你不觉得他有我们爱就够了吗" }, { "source": "亲'别难过了''我们不可能让所有人都喜欢晨晨''但是你不觉得他有我们爱就够了吗", "target": "嗯嗯。我们爱他,与他们无关。" }, { "source": "今天我生日,你要不要祝我生日快乐哈!", "target": "生日快乐,亲" }, { "source": "生日快乐,亲", "target": "谢啦!你是第一个祝我生日快乐的!" }, { "source": "谢啦!你是第一个祝我生日快乐的!", "target": "客气啦!亲,乐橙嘛!就是一家人,既然看到了就要祝福的" }, { "source": "客气啦!亲,乐橙嘛!就是一家人,既然看到了就要祝福的", "target": "谢谢亲!" }, { "source": "谢谢亲!", "target": "亲,早点休息,我要睡觉了,晚安啦" }, { "source": "亲,早点休息,我要睡觉了,晚安啦", "target": "晚安!做个好梦!" }, { "source": "宝宝什么专业!", "target": "学前教育" }, { "source": "学前教育", "target": "学前教育也要写那么多笔记吗我选了旅游管理被导游词背到崩溃" }, { "source": "问了医生说防晒不会堵塞毛孔,你晚上用洗面奶洗一下就好了", "target": "用了洗面奶看起来特别脏" }, { "source": "西班牙的!喜欢了好久!!", "target": "怎么这么可爱" }, { "source": "炒鸡爱吃火锅", "target": "是啊太好吃了" }, { "source": "是啊太好吃了", "target": "我们城市的火锅店我几乎吃了个遍" }, { "source": "GD虽然不是我本命,但他的穿衣风格真的好看(原谅我只会用这么肤浅的词语),看这气场真的不是盖的", "target": "不肤浅,每个人都有自己的理解,没有规则" }, { "source": "大叔级了", "target": "快叫叔叔" }, { "source": "咖啡馆也有黑枸杞啊", "target": "养生咖啡了解一下" }, { "source": "人各有志!", "target": "嘿嘿,睡吧,不早了,明天你还得上课呢吧" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,睡吧,不早了,明天你还得上课呢吧", "target": "嗯啊,拜拜" }, { "source": "你在开店", "target": "没有啊,是看到这个场景" }, { "source": "没有啊,是看到这个场景", "target": "原来啊,现在还在读书还是…" }, { "source": "原来啊,现在还在读书还是…", "target": "变成社会青年了" }, { "source": "变成社会青年了", "target": "那做什么" }, { "source": "我是身上痛得不能忍", "target": "太严重了还是建议去医院" }, { "source": "太严重了还是建议去医院", "target": "看明天的状态。我会好好的" }, { "source": "过来找我", "target": "你在哪里?我在端州" }, { "source": "你没吃过茄子吗", "target": "我刚才切完好么" }, { "source": "我刚才切完好么", "target": "你还会切菜?" }, { "source": "你还会切菜?", "target": "不然呢" }, { "source": "4.7的我表示难受", "target": "用了安卓机再用4.7,实在是觉得屏幕小。" }, { "source": "怎么样都赢不了。你先走3,我不管你,然后呢?只要走单我就一张9,你一个q我一个A。你就有2张单牌了,怎么样都输。", "target": "我出3你不要,我就出10啊,为什么我要出5呢?10出完我再出10,再出q,看你A管不管,最后剩对5对7和2,你怎么出?" }, { "source": "我出3你不要,我就出10啊,为什么我要出5呢?10出完我再出10,再出q,看你A管不管,最后剩对5对7和2,你怎么出?", "target": "你出一个10我直接压上A然后你手里一张10一张3两张单排了怎么样都过不了" }, { "source": "羡慕这个时候能在家看片的人", "target": "半夜写稿的时候也来羡慕下罗" }, { "source": "半夜写稿的时候也来羡慕下罗", "target": "白天是不是看片吃肉去了" }, { "source": "我也胖也碰到了爱我的那个人只是想说其实不管怎么样爱你的人还是会爱你", "target": "又虐狗" }, { "source": "又虐狗", "target": "哎呀你怎么看到的" }, { "source": "有爱", "target": "他们要是死了我就哭了" }, { "source": "子弟,怕啥", "target": "学校要博士,和子弟没关系,要是要硕士就肯定能进" }, { "source": "学校要博士,和子弟没关系,要是要硕士就肯定能进", "target": "算求,技院要求还这么高…" }, { "source": "算求,技院要求还这么高…", "target": "人家好歹是二本,现在只要是本科就要博士" }, { "source": "照相的神人?", "target": "这是一个奇异的故事!" }, { "source": "这是一个奇异的故事!", "target": "求八卦!求扩散!求内幕!" }, { "source": "求八卦!求扩散!求内幕!", "target": "又要让你失望了,没内幕!" }, { "source": "这只五官好漂亮!", "target": "嗯长得像主人" }, { "source": "姑娘何必这么多愁善感我觉得你是个幸福的人儿~", "target": "偶尔伤非下咯~" }, { "source": "你好,我想吃苦柚,饼湿", "target": "你好呀。" }, { "source": "哦哦~你是我高中时候在一本杂志看到的~不懂你是不是那个朱玺霖~", "target": "是我啊~你好!" }, { "source": "是我啊~你好!", "target": "好久没听过你消息咯,气质变了,眉毛也没以前好看" }, { "source": "好久没听过你消息咯,气质变了,眉毛也没以前好看", "target": "有些变化,毕竟成长了嘛!" }, { "source": "你真是一个精致的女人!", "target": "那你回家闲着都干啥" }, { "source": "那你回家闲着都干啥", "target": "就是闲着" }, { "source": "土豪都是说走就走么", "target": "我都没去过葡萄牙西班牙各种牙" }, { "source": "一切都会好起来的~今天早上值班我去看了~第二班的同学很给力~", "target": "哈哈是说的我吧" }, { "source": "左下角是什么?!", "target": "榴莲肠粉" }, { "source": "陈冠希巅峰颜值秒杀现在所有小鲜肉", "target": "超帅" }, { "source": "求拼团", "target": "拼嘛?" }, { "source": "瘦的不得了,不过皮肤真的好的,哈哈细皮嫩肉", "target": "哈哈,小白脸哇" }, { "source": "我姨家的00后问我,姐你觉得前任3好看还是前任2好看", "target": "00后已经成功的把90后拍在沙滩上了" }, { "source": "00后已经成功的把90后拍在沙滩上了", "target": "毕竟10后已经启航了" }, { "source": "鱼汤护肤养颜", "target": "这鱼汤能喝嘛?" }, { "source": "亲,你不要吓唬我。", "target": "怎么吓你了" }, { "source": "怎么吓你了", "target": "你既然那么惆怅。" }, { "source": "你既然那么惆怅。", "target": "人称我忧郁小王子" }, { "source": "吃东西还戴着眼睛呢", "target": "这小妞装咯" }, { "source": "时差==", "target": "好解释" }, { "source": "你那岂不是有眼福了?", "target": "你想多了。。" }, { "source": "你没有经历爱情。", "target": "额,算是没有经历过吧。" }, { "source": "额,算是没有经历过吧。", "target": "说的大学这几年,难道三年来谈了恋爱了?哪个院的" }, { "source": "我帮你提高了知名度,不用谢", "target": "我意思你咋知道的" }, { "source": "我意思你咋知道的", "target": "聪明如我" }, { "source": "男生175标准身高吧?配个一米五几的女生有啥奇怪?", "target": "不是标准不标准的,175=150???" }, { "source": "不是标准不标准的,175=150???", "target": "175不等于150、楼主意思可能就是说,男生175就好比女生150、反正我是觉得男生175就还好、最好180、或者178" }, { "source": "175不等于150、楼主意思可能就是说,男生175就好比女生150、反正我是觉得男生175就还好、最好180、或者178", "target": "哈哈哈同意很懂楼主哈哈哈发小红花" }, { "source": "不系安全带要扣分的", "target": "我从来都不系的,我们小镇没问题的。" }, { "source": "我从来都不系的,我们小镇没问题的。", "target": "1月1号起更严重,不系扣3分罚200元" }, { "source": "1月1号起更严重,不系扣3分罚200元", "target": "知道了,美人儿。" }, { "source": "知道了,美人儿。", "target": "也为了安全第一,亲爱的以后要记得系安全带哦" }, { "source": "你这是说距离产生美吗", "target": "是吧" }, { "source": "你又去南京了?", "target": "恩,好机智" }, { "source": "恩,好机智", "target": "那当然了!话说你天天往南京跑是有什么秘密?" }, { "source": "你在北方的寒冬里四季如春。多穿点。别生病", "target": "嗯呐~你也是好好照顾自己" }, { "source": "嗯呐~你也是好好照顾自己", "target": "你也是下次回去有空就聚聚吧,好久不见了。" }, { "source": "你来我满足你。", "target": "你体力好吗" }, { "source": "鹿晗在最红的时候公开恋情有担当很man。", "target": "确实,太有担当了" }, { "source": "现在的二次元大大们真的是无语的很", "target": "我已经跳坑了!嘻嘻基本不关注二次元的大大了" }, { "source": "我已经跳坑了!嘻嘻基本不关注二次元的大大了", "target": "偶尔看到某人唱歌会想起原来的咱们,挺无奈的。" }, { "source": "午也好想运动运动", "target": "跟我一起来,你可是爬过泰山的孩子" }, { "source": "抓到你比抓到娃娃更开心", "target": "抓到我是什么个哈哈哈" }, { "source": "保佑你大吉大利一切顺利平安安呢~", "target": "哈哈…保佑你得了~保佑你吃鸡蛋天天开心" }, { "source": "哈哈…保佑你得了~保佑你吃鸡蛋天天开心", "target": "完蛋啦我现在又在吃大枣啦今天是吃了多少东西啦" }, { "source": "完蛋啦我现在又在吃大枣啦今天是吃了多少东西啦", "target": "恭喜你可以赶超20样" }, { "source": "我不开心了我要爆料博主黑历史", "target": "哦你也知道是历史啊你都三年多没见到我了!" }, { "source": "哦你也知道是历史啊你都三年多没见到我了!", "target": "大意了让你这三年洗白了自己你也知道三年没见了!!!!" }, { "source": "加油!成功了at我哈", "target": "让你异地恋不再相思,哈哈" }, { "source": "让你异地恋不再相思,哈哈", "target": "我没这问题了" }, { "source": "空气不太好对吧", "target": "这还用问吗" }, { "source": "我会去看望你的", "target": "提前一个月跟我说哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这么多年过去了你竟然成了艺术家", "target": "我在初一的时候就明确表示过我想你们可能都不记得了" }, { "source": "我在初一的时候就明确表示过我想你们可能都不记得了", "target": "少年时期的艺术家总是不被别人相信的不是么" }, { "source": "天天跟小屁孩们打交道", "target": "小盆友们最喜欢的小公举" }, { "source": "小盆友们最喜欢的小公举", "target": "哈哈哈人家是王后!" }, { "source": "哈哈,秋总怒了!", "target": "你在哪里考" }, { "source": "你在哪里考", "target": "兰花湖校区,你在哪点嘛?" }, { "source": "村长你都不撩我", "target": "怎么会呢" }, { "source": "冬天好冷啊", "target": "小王子来暖暖你的心" }, { "source": "小王子来暖暖你的心", "target": "赶紧的。" }, { "source": "什么时候请我去吃", "target": "你请我去莲下还差不多啦富婆" }, { "source": "丑比", "target": "说你自己么?" }, { "source": "你是不是把图书馆凳子做坏了", "target": "才没有" }, { "source": "谢谢啦。原来已经找过北京的各种大夫了。本来觉得已经治好了,刚发现已经转移。", "target": "转移了就不好弄了吧。。哎" }, { "source": "转移了就不好弄了吧。。哎", "target": "就是突然想到有没有生物啥前沿研究能够治疗的。" }, { "source": "真心无卖相无食欲.吃完才照没诚意,", "target": "完全忘却" }, { "source": "精美", "target": "马上就来了" }, { "source": "马上就来了", "target": "吉祥" }, { "source": "吉祥", "target": "给力" }, { "source": "给力", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "谢谢", "target": "有你真好" }, { "source": "要不要丘二搬砖", "target": "这个以前做作业做起耍的!我还准备来你们哪儿搬砖了哟!" }, { "source": "33求证实你的嘴巴是整的嘛?刚听朋友说你的嘴巴是整的我真的和我的小伙伴都惊呆了", "target": "应该不会整都就应该好看些" }, { "source": "你这么穿衣服回来估计浪不起来了", "target": "行行行,我脱" }, { "source": "我都不知道用了干什么,吃早餐", "target": "用来看头像!" }, { "source": "用来看头像!", "target": "讲对一半,还是吃早餐先。" }, { "source": "讲对一半,还是吃早餐先。", "target": "有粽子" }, { "source": "有粽子", "target": "我真的要去吃早餐了不喜欢粽子。" }, { "source": "我真的要去吃早餐了不喜欢粽子。", "target": "吃个早餐你要这么纠结这么坎坷…去吧" }, { "source": "过气?你仿佛是在逗我笑,我们大志是天团常青树好吗", "target": "难道不是天团常二树" }, { "source": "难道不是天团常二树", "target": "马上就要第一了" }, { "source": "你很忙吗?", "target": "嘿在呢" }, { "source": "嘿在呢", "target": "你在做什么?" }, { "source": "你在做什么?", "target": "我现在在上班啊" }, { "source": "我现在在上班啊", "target": "你上班是做什么呢?" }, { "source": "你上班是做什么呢?", "target": "老师旅游都做过" }, { "source": "真的一天暖气都没有吗", "target": "根本没见过那东西" }, { "source": "支持三观正的袁立老师", "target": "支持!" }, { "source": "实习开始了?", "target": "算是吧,,我今天才离校回家,剩下一年就要实习了!" }, { "source": "算是吧,,我今天才离校回家,剩下一年就要实习了!", "target": "不是实习已经开始了吗" }, { "source": "我的妈呀想一把抱住这个老头", "target": "一起抱住他" }, { "source": "奔奔你好,我想问一下薇诺娜产品里面什么对屏障修护是比较有用的产品吗", "target": "我就用的薇诺娜的柔润保湿霜,88元那个,还有修红霜,特护霜,感觉没有之前用玉泽修复的快一些。" }, { "source": "我就用的薇诺娜的柔润保湿霜,88元那个,还有修红霜,特护霜,感觉没有之前用玉泽修复的快一些。", "target": "我在医院买268一瓶" }, { "source": "我在医院买268一瓶", "target": "他家好几种霜,我买的是柔润保湿霜88那个,其他的还有两种两百多,医院给你的可能是其他的" }, { "source": "他家好几种霜,我买的是柔润保湿霜88那个,其他的还有两种两百多,医院给你的可能是其他的", "target": "你们的脸都好了吗" }, { "source": "章子怡确实美气质绝了", "target": "真的好美,越来越有味道" }, { "source": "在哪里", "target": "西太湖" }, { "source": "西太湖", "target": "不是说不可以烧烤了吗?" }, { "source": "不是说不可以烧烤了吗?", "target": "可以的" }, { "source": "全程只看见了腿", "target": "全程腿粗" }, { "source": "全程腿粗", "target": "比我细!!!" }, { "source": "赐你锦鲤", "target": "蟹蟹蟹蟹!" }, { "source": "今晚通宵?", "target": "不做了回去了" }, { "source": "不做了回去了", "target": "我太喜欢睡觉了熬夜不了。" }, { "source": "我太喜欢睡觉了熬夜不了。", "target": "我熬夜会挂的" }, { "source": "我熬夜会挂的", "target": "那就宁愿早点睡早点起来咯,可利用时间一样的" }, { "source": "真好诶……你怎么不叫我。", "target": "哈哈哈…你都比我知道的早吧!你要叫我…" }, { "source": "哈哈哈…你都比我知道的早吧!你要叫我…", "target": "你都不安慰安慰人家……" }, { "source": "你都不安慰安慰人家……", "target": "好啦!抱你一个" }, { "source": "好啦!抱你一个", "target": "嘿嘿!" }, { "source": "不要紧到发了,你一定能把苹果用出三星的感觉的", "target": "你简直认不倒我" }, { "source": "刚洗完澡", "target": "你也早点睡晚安" }, { "source": "你也早点睡晚安", "target": "瑶瑶晚安" }, { "source": "没春天了", "target": "好冷哟这天气预报…" }, { "source": "我醒了", "target": "没事,您还是那个活蹦乱跳的何书记兼组长。" }, { "source": "没事,您还是那个活蹦乱跳的何书记兼组长。", "target": "副书记!谢谢!" }, { "source": "包里放一把", "target": "没有包" }, { "source": "没有包", "target": "你没东西么" }, { "source": "你没东西么", "target": "直男只有手机钱包车钥匙" }, { "source": "直男只有手机钱包车钥匙", "target": "有多直" }, { "source": "有多直", "target": "肯定比你直" }, { "source": "为毛我天天坐3号线天天没遇到过", "target": "这个还用问吗,人品啊~" }, { "source": "这个还用问吗,人品啊~", "target": "看来我人品差差的" }, { "source": "爷你今天的戏拍完啦?", "target": "休息" }, { "source": "休息", "target": "早点休息吧加油加油加油" }, { "source": "你才爱上!给你说多少遍了看谈判官就是不看!!!", "target": "你去看这就是街舞!!!!他简直太可爱了!!!" }, { "source": "你去看这就是街舞!!!!他简直太可爱了!!!", "target": "我看了,谈判官就是他本色出演" }, { "source": "学费还没交东西还没整理", "target": "交学费,明天可一起?" }, { "source": "交学费,明天可一起?", "target": "我妈让我拿压岁钱交好蛋疼" }, { "source": "我妈让我拿压岁钱交好蛋疼", "target": "哟哟…人家无压岁钱…无蛋可疼呢…" }, { "source": "裹着鸡蛋和面包粉炸比较好吃,你可以试试", "target": "这是什么黑暗料理" }, { "source": "你一周做几次动感单车", "target": "现在不做了,单车强度太大了,刚开始可以每天都骑,一周之后减少点," }, { "source": "好久贵阳才会在下一次雪", "target": "而且要稍微大点的'" }, { "source": "新年快乐,万事如意", "target": "万事如意" }, { "source": "我其实是在等手机充电可以拿到床上玩", "target": "我去!" }, { "source": "我去!", "target": "你在干嘛啊啦啦啦" }, { "source": "然而最近猪肉很便宜", "target": "猪肉多少钱没问,今天买了排骨,一公斤25,新疆" }, { "source": "60分钟学时是包含15分钟休息时间的,训练时精神及肌肉紧绷需要休息放松一下。", "target": "对呀,但是驾校给的一个学时是45分钟不是60分钟。如果说一个学时有15分钟的休息时间,那驾校的学时45分钟里也15分钟的休息时间,身体可不背这个锅" }, { "source": "对呀,但是驾校给的一个学时是45分钟不是60分钟。如果说一个学时有15分钟的休息时间,那驾校的学时45分钟里也15分钟的休息时间,身体可不背这个锅", "target": "具体关于学时解释可以拨打客服哦。客服电话010-62452881" }, { "source": "打破五赞零回复局面了", "target": "我们应该有道缘,多看看相关书籍,相约未来终南山。" }, { "source": "我们应该有道缘,多看看相关书籍,相约未来终南山。", "target": "可是我觉得佛头很好看诶" }, { "source": "你复活啦", "target": "还好" }, { "source": "好吧,这也太容易满足啦,大叔", "target": "但要考察仔细,从细节上,不要甜言蜜语:" }, { "source": "但要考察仔细,从细节上,不要甜言蜜语:", "target": "嗯呐,这就对了" }, { "source": "嗯呐,这就对了", "target": "么对了?" }, { "source": "么对了?", "target": "嘿嘿" }, { "source": "你老公幸福到了吗?啥时候结婚", "target": "人家还小" }, { "source": "帽子,节日快乐!", "target": "同乐哦!" }, { "source": "为什么人家不上春晚呢人家在造娃", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈真勇士" }, { "source": "回忆下大学生活", "target": "哦,现在就想起了你" }, { "source": "哦,现在就想起了你", "target": "我怎么了" }, { "source": "你那身材能穿高跟鞋?!", "target": "对噢想不到吧?!" }, { "source": "对噢想不到吧?!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "世界杯谁是冠军,预测下", "target": "阿根廷....." }, { "source": "阿根廷.....", "target": "为什么世界杯预测是阿根廷冠军啊" }, { "source": "你快好好回复", "target": "迈出车站的前一刻竟有些犹豫" }, { "source": "肥来没有", "target": "在你隔壁~" }, { "source": "在你隔壁~", "target": "刚刚巨响听到了么" }, { "source": "这么燥还吃辣早~杏仁露感觉好好喝", "target": "超爱酸辣粉" }, { "source": "超爱酸辣粉", "target": "看着超级有食欲啊" }, { "source": "看着超级有食欲啊", "target": "这个无锡朋友投喂的秘制蟹好吃" }, { "source": "这个无锡朋友投喂的秘制蟹好吃", "target": "太残忍了大肚婆今年都没吃到蟹" }, { "source": "太残忍了大肚婆今年都没吃到蟹", "target": "熬一熬,忍一忍。。。" }, { "source": "去几天啊,我可能快又要回湖南了,什么时候回来聚聚啊", "target": "好啊,等我回到东莞就找你出来聚聚啊~" }, { "source": "好啊,等我回到东莞就找你出来聚聚啊~", "target": "还是考完试那天见的吧,快两个月了都" }, { "source": "还是考完试那天见的吧,快两个月了都", "target": "是啊,好久没见面啦~你不要这么早回湖南啊~~" }, { "source": "是啊,好久没见面啦~你不要这么早回湖南啊~~", "target": "我家人要帮我办摆酒啊,我也不想回去的,其实" }, { "source": "哈哈哈弱弱的小手轻搭在袋鼠迪迪身上", "target": "有点小怕怕其实不用,超温顺的" }, { "source": "人家是个男孩子", "target": "这你就不知道了吧,熊叔叔,这脸上贴的红心是专给有爱心的小朋友滴,妹妹还好嘛。" }, { "source": "妈妈好!我是你女儿男朋友!", "target": "胡说八道" }, { "source": "能练到隔空打牛么?", "target": "打你吗?" }, { "source": "我那天看见你推荐了然后我就去看真的还可以", "target": "那当然再给你推荐一个《楚门的世界》" }, { "source": "那当然再给你推荐一个《楚门的世界》", "target": "类似的?" }, { "source": "类似的?", "target": "怎么说,反正很经典很好看,我推荐的你还不放心?" }, { "source": "怎么说,反正很经典很好看,我推荐的你还不放心?", "target": "你回去了没?" }, { "source": "你回去了没?", "target": "没,五一回去约吗" }, { "source": "为高质量的友谊,赞一个!", "target": "互赞,互相尊敬,互相欣赏!" }, { "source": "互赞,互相尊敬,互相欣赏!", "target": "互相包容,互相鼓励!" }, { "source": "互相包容,互相鼓励!", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "看着你一步步起来,想到了自己", "target": "哈哈嘿嘿,路还长我会继续努力" }, { "source": "现在大一单身快20年了估计没救了", "target": "大四学姐飘过这才会绝望" }, { "source": "波哥天天还跑步吧?", "target": "也不是每天,偶尔犯懒今天跑了。" }, { "source": "刚刚听说几年都不下雪的成都现在正在下…然而,我已经回家了", "target": "成都没下" }, { "source": "成都没下", "target": "我同学在郫县说下了" }, { "source": "好呀好呀,好看的厌世妆,就喜欢这么特别的妆容了~", "target": "化起来" }, { "source": "回来打球?", "target": "额纠结回学校" }, { "source": "额纠结回学校", "target": "去当体育老师" }, { "source": "你怎么不勾引校长", "target": "校长都能当爷爷了拜托啊导员多年轻漂亮啊。。。真不是一个频道的还能一起玩耍么小伙伴?" }, { "source": "十年前是“少年不识愁滋味,为赋新词强说愁”。现在是“欲语还休”。", "target": "说得真好" }, { "source": "秒拍的转码实在够呛。", "target": "要求不能太高哦" }, { "source": "搜索什么", "target": "我教你" }, { "source": "哇楠楠画的啊好可爱啊", "target": "嗯嗯,是我画的,用鼠标画的,嘻嘻,谢谢萝卜~~" }, { "source": "嗯嗯,是我画的,用鼠标画的,嘻嘻,谢谢萝卜~~", "target": "好厉害好想吃" }, { "source": "这么厉害,火眼金睛是咋的?", "target": "哈哈哈哈必须的" }, { "source": "那蛋筒很耀眼", "target": "吃货!我觉得蝙蝠侠最闪~" }, { "source": "我室友看一晚上了", "target": "垃圾节目毁人三观" }, { "source": "芯片进水了怎么办??", "target": "防水呗,要不怎么高大上" }, { "source": "宝贝看到你更博好挂住你、我先去工作晚点再来你去玩玩或休息休息吧", "target": "抱抱姐姐" }, { "source": "抱抱姐姐", "target": "抱住妹妹" }, { "source": "男神", "target": "对,哈哈。" }, { "source": "对,哈哈。", "target": "哪个哇" }, { "source": "哪个哇", "target": "廖荃瑜" }, { "source": "廖荃瑜", "target": "通信的是吧" }, { "source": "我吃十块钱的豆浆油条", "target": "我吃豆浆油条一共超不过五块" }, { "source": "土豪,咱俩做朋友吧!", "target": "我土不豪" }, { "source": "姐姐,这个很合我的胃口,就喜欢这种抒情旅行文字!有点想在看电影的感觉!姐你应该出书,旅行游记,真的!做个职业旅行作家多好!", "target": "哈哈,你忽悠多少人出书啦?" }, { "source": "哈哈,你忽悠多少人出书啦?", "target": "就你们两个,我很客观的,因为王弘人出书了,我觉得你们两位完全有实力出书!给读者也是带来快乐!还可以赚点钱有啥不好!" }, { "source": "出门直走不送记都回来电话", "target": "万一没走?" }, { "source": "万一没走?", "target": "没走就带我剑灵" }, { "source": "没走就带我剑灵", "target": "要得。" }, { "source": "这个铅笔袋!!", "target": "眼熟吧" }, { "source": "眼熟吧", "target": "哈哈哈超级熟跟它" }, { "source": "哈哈哈超级熟跟它", "target": "照镜子照熟的吗" }, { "source": "你是不是肾虚?", "target": "绝对是虚" }, { "source": "我的感情总是熬得过七夕熬不过情人节。杯具。调整好我们自己。什么都别说,谁都不会懂。", "target": "恩好想边吃烧烤边喝酒!!!" }, { "source": "我明天去禅城比赛,你却来高明了!几点来?看看来不来得及去看你一眼,哈哈!", "target": "我到高明了," }, { "source": "老公撞到哪了", "target": "老公直接摔地上了" }, { "source": "老公直接摔地上了", "target": "有没有哪里受伤啊?" }, { "source": "结婚的可能不是最合适的,最合适的也许不在一起,人生就是这个样,都要为了自己的选择埋单,有时候也就是这个样了", "target": "挺对的初心回不去了" }, { "source": "哎哟~~我悠哉~~不过也抢得心力憔悴~", "target": "那抢到了吗?" }, { "source": "被轰炸两天了怎么办", "target": "这个主意不错" }, { "source": "这个主意不错", "target": "使劲怼回去" }, { "source": "教授吃屁", "target": "你一天就没事找事了" }, { "source": "你看着办吧,没有火山灰,弄点别的带回来也成!哈哈...注意安全", "target": "冒着生命危险和被海关查住的危险,偷了一块海底珊瑚,不知能否带出来" }, { "source": "冒着生命危险和被海关查住的危险,偷了一块海底珊瑚,不知能否带出来", "target": "哈哈,这才是我认识的那个你!鼓掌,必须必..." }, { "source": "帅你一脸血", "target": "被萌翻了" }, { "source": "被萌翻了", "target": "我信了" }, { "source": "做好事也不用天天发什么东西频繁的发都会让人烦", "target": "你整天呼吸不会觉得烦吗?" }, { "source": "乖乖,还是那么漂亮?", "target": "嘻嘻…梓渔姐姐近来可好?" }, { "source": "嘻嘻…梓渔姐姐近来可好?", "target": "我挺好的。" }, { "source": "我最近也完全睡不醒,都怀疑得了什么嗜睡症!不知道天天睡不醒是个什么情况。", "target": "我觉得是弦一直绷着加森体老了需要放松和休息" }, { "source": "你、、什么情况!,每天精美语录", "target": "有木有觉得我有“大家”的范儿啊???" }, { "source": "咱们只要飞机坦克大炮一架,基本都怂了", "target": "打是不可能打的" }, { "source": "家长。??赶紧把皮肤隐藏起来", "target": "我弟问我,姐你咋有这个皮肤啊。我:体验卡体验卡" }, { "source": "我弟问我,姐你咋有这个皮肤啊。我:体验卡体验卡", "target": "是我哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我现在在看家有喜事2009哈哈哈", "target": "我没有啊,我一会去看情人结哈哈" }, { "source": "你若有所思", "target": "想你" }, { "source": "想你", "target": "我也想你" }, { "source": "顿时想唱首歌寒风飘飘落叶", "target": "军队是我的绿花。" }, { "source": "军队是我的绿花。", "target": "哈哈胞姐懂我我再骗人叫去看夜店" }, { "source": "哈哈胞姐懂我我再骗人叫去看夜店", "target": "哈哈,你又在骗谁?" }, { "source": "哈哈,你又在骗谁?", "target": "一个朋友哈哈我叫她晚上看怕白天看完直接冲我家来打我" }, { "source": "你竟然是个美食博主", "target": "不行啊,美食博主已经狗带了,就着白开水咽三明治" }, { "source": "不行啊,美食博主已经狗带了,就着白开水咽三明治", "target": "三明治是什么没吃过" }, { "source": "三明治是什么没吃过", "target": "也怪了,就知道吃油饼口味的披萨" }, { "source": "我想静静", "target": "你那么美" }, { "source": "你那么美", "target": "这种事放在心里就可以了" }, { "source": "这种事放在心里就可以了", "target": "这种事儿不能放在心里美是要拿出来大家一起欣赏的嘛" }, { "source": "这种事儿不能放在心里美是要拿出来大家一起欣赏的嘛", "target": "只要你开心,嫩楷楷哥哥就开心" }, { "source": "只要你开心,嫩楷楷哥哥就开心", "target": "可是放假前一天行李箱坏了你知道是什么感觉吗" }, { "source": "可是放假前一天行李箱坏了你知道是什么感觉吗", "target": "少拿一点啦" }, { "source": "我今天通道看见你了!!!!", "target": "刚才么" }, { "source": "刚才么", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "我已经料到你套路我了。友尽吧", "target": "一切都是误会呀" }, { "source": "短发好帅", "target": "那必须" }, { "source": "圆圆,已经瘦了吧", "target": "瘦不瘦不知道,肌肉长了点" }, { "source": "为何驴仔看上去这么乖巧", "target": "实际也很乖巧的" }, { "source": "实际也很乖巧的", "target": "好羡慕" }, { "source": "这孩子要是在水里能不能活下来呢……", "target": "我也有这个想法" }, { "source": "我滴妈呀,深夜食堂?生活如此清苦吗", "target": "我的妈呀你竟然换了马甲,要不是看简介根本认不出了……这不是夜宵,这是我饿的原因" }, { "source": "我起床烧个粥", "target": "减肥的呢" }, { "source": "减肥的呢", "target": "我没吃晚饭" }, { "source": "王者荣耀", "target": "这个更简单" }, { "source": "结束了?睡了一觉刚醒", "target": "刚结束" }, { "source": "我呸...你去看流星雨落在这地球上", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈就服你" }, { "source": "思念人你的人太多怎么办。", "target": "额,找一个我也思念的," }, { "source": "额,找一个我也思念的,", "target": "找到没?" }, { "source": "快乐每一天", "target": "好啊。" }, { "source": "我是你的右耳干啥扣我", "target": "拉黑" }, { "source": "拉黑", "target": "不许拉" }, { "source": "有没有啥想吃的", "target": "想吃你做的" }, { "source": "想吃你做的", "target": "说个菜,我晚上带给你!" }, { "source": "我昨天不是吃了那煎饺么。回去还是肚子痛,估计是到了1点半才睡着的。然后做了一晚上梦,早上6点多醒来就再也没睡着了真痛苦啊", "target": "我也一点多睡的,然后早上六点就醒了" }, { "source": "我也一点多睡的,然后早上六点就醒了", "target": "我是一直做梦,做醒的!我真要折磨死了" }, { "source": "我是一直做梦,做醒的!我真要折磨死了", "target": "我头痛!到现在还头痛" }, { "source": "我头痛!到现在还头痛", "target": "戒了" }, { "source": "戒了", "target": "好吧,这个月才开始就半千输没了" }, { "source": "好吧,这个月才开始就半千输没了", "target": "还好啦。你想想青蛙!" }, { "source": "好巧,我今天看到日历的JAN突然想你你该回来了", "target": "还有5天了" }, { "source": "还有5天了", "target": "几号杭州约?" }, { "source": "你在哪?", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "你猜我猜不猜" }, { "source": "不但会东北腔,还会法语~会不会英语啊", "target": "会英语,中英法三语自由切换哦" }, { "source": "小花就浪漫社", "target": "来玩啊" }, { "source": "你好,怎样获取门票", "target": "你好,昨天发了,有两个送票活动哈,你按照规则参加就行了" }, { "source": "一部看了一遍还想去包场再看一遍的电影", "target": "没错" }, { "source": "亲想问下你你是当天白川乡往返的吗有预定浓飞巴士吗等车人多吗", "target": "我不太清楚等候非预定班次的人是否多,没关注" }, { "source": "你们都忙着脱单秀恩爱我忙着脱贫致富", "target": "带我一个" }, { "source": "晚秋怎么样?剧情俗套么?", "target": "剧情谈不上俗套,但是至少也不深刻..." }, { "source": "剧情谈不上俗套,但是至少也不深刻...", "target": "那。。我是看还是不看呢" }, { "source": "那。。我是看还是不看呢", "target": "不好看...不值得去电影院看,除了电影的感觉和色调还不错而已,当然十个人看法..." }, { "source": "不好看...不值得去电影院看,除了电影的感觉和色调还不错而已,当然十个人看法...", "target": "哦。。那就不去了正好最近青黄不接" }, { "source": "哦。。那就不去了正好最近青黄不接", "target": "你喜欢文艺片?" }, { "source": "你喜欢文艺片?", "target": "还将就吧。。有些比较喜欢主要是我喜欢节奏慢点的电影" }, { "source": "还将就吧。。有些比较喜欢主要是我喜欢节奏慢点的电影", "target": "看过蓝莓之夜不?" }, { "source": "看过蓝莓之夜不?", "target": "看了点开头。。没看下去" }, { "source": "看了点开头。。没看下去", "target": "没看下去?!" }, { "source": "我还梦过把最爱阵容的球衣都收回来,装好框钉墙上呢就差钱了。", "target": "订完了也就那样了" }, { "source": "订完了也就那样了", "target": "那就是满足感啊" }, { "source": "那就是满足感啊", "target": "他那是达到顶点的空虚感" }, { "source": "他那是达到顶点的空虚感", "target": "太穷,没体会过" }, { "source": "挺好的挺好的,相亲第100次的时候就成了", "target": "最起码我没相到同学" }, { "source": "最起码我没相到同学", "target": "我这叫一箭双雕,相亲顺带同学聚会" }, { "source": "像我这种连名牌都不认识几个的人,别人在炫富我都不知道", "target": "那你很可爱哦" }, { "source": "大晚上不睡觉,工作时怎么能有精神呢", "target": "睡眠质量好、依然亢奋" }, { "source": "前两天我看新闻说宝宝坐安全座椅时不能穿厚外套不然还是不安全我想说实在这天气太冷了", "target": "主要是羽绒服,羽绒服很滑很滑…" }, { "source": "主要是羽绒服,羽绒服很滑很滑…", "target": "那也是这种摩擦比较大" }, { "source": "后宫团这么强大!", "target": "并没有" }, { "source": "我遇到了紧急情况,买车还差十万,给我十万用用。", "target": "你多和少分不清大和小故意和有意轻和重这些也分不清?还真是个小可爱" }, { "source": "你多和少分不清大和小故意和有意轻和重这些也分不清?还真是个小可爱", "target": "勿以善小而不为,勿以恶小而为之。没听过吗" }, { "source": "我只想知道片头的口红色号", "target": "跪求口红色号" }, { "source": "忽略不必要存在的男主谁说结局公主不是追着我驸马去的呢", "target": "要这么说的话也合理。" }, { "source": "你的青春小鸟一去不回来", "target": "歌词" }, { "source": "歌词", "target": "偶的也是哦你的是谁的歌啊?" }, { "source": "你们有没有什么出游计划啊。。", "target": "还没定,也许小长假会考虑去欢乐谷吧。" }, { "source": "还没定,也许小长假会考虑去欢乐谷吧。", "target": "哎好麻烦啊我现在在计划一个人去旅游。" }, { "source": "哎好麻烦啊我现在在计划一个人去旅游。", "target": "一个人去……够洒脱够浪漫的作为女生就没这条件了。" }, { "source": "一个人去……够洒脱够浪漫的作为女生就没这条件了。", "target": "我还不是因为没人同行。我是喜欢拍照" }, { "source": "考几天啊要出去住?", "target": "考完了这星期还有一个" }, { "source": "看我伟岸的身影", "target": "你确定是伟岸不是……吗" }, { "source": "你确定是伟岸不是……吗", "target": "错了错了。。。妩媚" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈,我还不知道要猴年马月才有机会结婚了", "target": "平时在外面多看看人走路别光看地上和天上我就是因为这样在路上从来看不到别人。。" }, { "source": "想问湖大哥你是如何持续不断旅行的经济来源是什么呢", "target": "我只是把能休息的时间都用来旅行了。" }, { "source": "请关爱老年人,一个冲动都没有了", "target": "老年人不哭,站起来撸" }, { "source": "我的心丢了,能帮我找一下吗?", "target": "虐恋情深呀" }, { "source": "先生?", "target": "先生是对医生的尊称" }, { "source": "先生是对医生的尊称", "target": "先生不是对老师的尊称么" }, { "source": "何必讨你们男生关心", "target": "我觉得你说的很对!!" }, { "source": "去图书大厦了吗?降央的新专辑走有了吗?", "target": "没去" }, { "source": "没去", "target": "哦!我过几天去看看" }, { "source": "越南还安全", "target": "对头" }, { "source": "一直在延安....带玩吗", "target": "延安人?" }, { "source": "认识喜马拉雅的直男厉害", "target": "哪看出是直男了?" }, { "source": "看见大家都说你瘦我就放心了", "target": "啊为啥" }, { "source": "啊为啥", "target": "就是瘦了啊" }, { "source": "就是瘦了啊", "target": "你如此夸我我很慌" }, { "source": "娜扎你又听不懂看什么看哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "哈哈哈你居然黑我娜扎我要你好看" }, { "source": "哈哈哈你居然黑我娜扎我要你好看", "target": "我会替她好看的" }, { "source": "团长不是最爱伸舌头么", "target": "和女生怎么可以这样呢" }, { "source": "和女生怎么可以这样呢", "target": "谁知道那呢" }, { "source": "谁知道那呢", "target": "和女生不能比可爱,不然他们会生气的" }, { "source": "和女生不能比可爱,不然他们会生气的", "target": "是嘛学会一招" }, { "source": "弱弱的问一句,吃完了一份可以再加吗", "target": "可以啊,加两份也没问题" }, { "source": "可以啊,加两份也没问题", "target": "啊啊~一直都不好意思问,以为不能加" }, { "source": "啊啊~一直都不好意思问,以为不能加", "target": "不用不好意思,多的饭空姐还要负责处理特别麻烦,有人吃最好" }, { "source": "我有个朋友就叫这个.是个漂亮的妹纸.", "target": "你爱我吗" }, { "source": "你爱我吗", "target": "大爱" }, { "source": "好想认识一个如此会拍照的旁友!", "target": "我呀我给你拍" }, { "source": "考上研究生再减", "target": "怎么是考上再剪呢" }, { "source": "怎么是考上再剪呢", "target": "给自己个剪头发的理由啊" }, { "source": "哈哈男人太勤快也不好…", "target": "我要吃芦笋头的,他全给我削了。" }, { "source": "我以前买过一款德国的黑面包。那个味道真的连我都吃不下来。", "target": "对对对,就是这个。我当时吃了好久最后实在吃不下了扔了。我还买了两个" }, { "source": "帮主,你是在这个位置培训吗?", "target": "我在509所出差,住在这附近,一直加班就没找你们" }, { "source": "哟~~。生日快乐", "target": "啊!!!亦素!你怎么有我微薄!好久不见啊!谢谢啊" }, { "source": "啊!!!亦素!你怎么有我微薄!好久不见啊!谢谢啊", "target": "哈哈'你生日是大事嘛'就见到啦'" }, { "source": "这种智商的人我也不会认识,你别跟我说,拉低智商", "target": "哈哈哈!笑死了,你家人智商这么高你的一秒不得几十万上下啊,还有功夫在这跟我掰扯啥啊" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!笑死了,你家人智商这么高你的一秒不得几十万上下啊,还有功夫在这跟我掰扯啥啊", "target": "是谁先说话的?嗯" }, { "source": "是谁先说话的?嗯", "target": "我说不说是我的事,你回不回是你的事,不知道你回这一条能挣几分钱养家糊口" }, { "source": "近战不红,大概就是反座子不讨喜的缘故。只有值得尊重的对手,才能激发对主角的狂人啊~~~~~", "target": "狂热" }, { "source": "第一次", "target": "你男朋友家那边的习水羊肉好吃不嘛" }, { "source": "你男朋友家那边的习水羊肉好吃不嘛", "target": "好吃喔。" }, { "source": "那个漂亮姑娘呢", "target": "我能不说吗" }, { "source": "我能不说吗", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "叫不醒一个装睡的人", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "是的", "target": "到达长沙,准备接下来为期6天的考试," }, { "source": "到达长沙,准备接下来为期6天的考试,", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "你回来了?", "target": "是啊周一就走" }, { "source": "是啊周一就走", "target": "哦~你回来谈亲啊,哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "哦~你回来谈亲啊,哈哈哈~", "target": "必然不是哥有男朋友了我姥爷去世了我当然要回来啊" }, { "source": "必然不是哥有男朋友了我姥爷去世了我当然要回来啊", "target": "哥有男朋友了,这么牛x~哦,节哀~" }, { "source": "滴风景是好呃", "target": "这么好吗" }, { "source": "用眼神让你惭愧", "target": "内心忐忑!" }, { "source": "可怜的娃", "target": "不是一般的可怜" }, { "source": "我们这里早上下雨,现在天晴的很!没回家吗?", "target": "刚从家里回惠州~刚回来就下雨" }, { "source": "刚从家里回惠州~刚回来就下雨", "target": "人品不好!" }, { "source": "人品不好!", "target": "都是705惹的祸~" }, { "source": "都是705惹的祸~", "target": "我们705的人品好的很咧,个人问题!嘻嘻" }, { "source": "我们705的人品好的很咧,个人问题!嘻嘻", "target": "就是好人品都给你们用光啦~" }, { "source": "就是好人品都给你们用光啦~", "target": "那说明什么咧?嘻嘻" }, { "source": "那说明什么咧?嘻嘻", "target": "说明我对你们好,把好人品都让给你们了" }, { "source": "说明我对你们好,把好人品都让给你们了", "target": "应该说你对我们不好,上帝为了惩罚你,你的人品就不好咯!" }, { "source": "应该说你对我们不好,上帝为了惩罚你,你的人品就不好咯!", "target": "我有那么坏么" }, { "source": "我有那么坏么", "target": "嘻嘻…" }, { "source": "很怕非黑即白的认知。好像人只能分两类,要么信中医,要么黑中医。我就不能相信的同时保持一些质疑,了解局限的同时积极配合吗?", "target": "太有道理了" }, { "source": "请问哪个门店是正在使用的就近的么,能否回答一下我的问题,我还有好多快递要寄过去了", "target": "附近站点是国贸天虹" }, { "source": "在上海的第三年可能一个月又11天后我就离开这座城市了我想象过离开的时候会难过到痛哭因为对这座城市实在是迷恋我想以后的日子里倘若真的不能继续待下去了我也会经常再来看看这座城市的", "target": "同在上海第三年祝好" }, { "source": "同在上海第三年祝好", "target": "孤独难受的时候很多但是因为喜欢这座城市安慰好自己以后又可以一觉醒来继续迎接明天的太阳谢谢你晚安" }, { "source": "真担心你用摩拳擦掌,还晓得摩肩接踵!这个车展的影响被你毁了。你娃要遭起!", "target": "遭个屁!还不是哥的70块支持的它继续开展下切,不然早垮了。" }, { "source": "遭个屁!还不是哥的70块支持的它继续开展下切,不然早垮了。", "target": "还不够车模买个TT………你就这点觉悟,车模是没戏了………" }, { "source": "辛苦啦臭女儿,人丑就要多努力", "target": "我就说为什么你像黄牛般勤恳" }, { "source": "我就说为什么你像黄牛般勤恳", "target": "粑粑懒" }, { "source": "怒赞一万次", "target": "怒赞一万次+1" }, { "source": "看来以后晚到了不能跟卖家来劲了", "target": "哈哈,互相体谅嘛" }, { "source": "不可思议,今天你还要上班不!", "target": "我醒了,好疲惫哦!!" }, { "source": "没法聊!再见!去工作!", "target": "我要喝水!" }, { "source": "我要喝水!", "target": "喝!" }, { "source": "喝!", "target": "送!" }, { "source": "送!", "target": "求!" }, { "source": "求!", "target": "你!" }, { "source": "你!", "target": "来!" }, { "source": "来!", "target": "来!" }, { "source": "生活就是一滩无厘头的狗血!", "target": "你啥意思。" }, { "source": "你啥意思。", "target": "厌世了!" }, { "source": "厌世了!", "target": "你自暴自弃吧" }, { "source": "长清一约吗", "target": "咱为啥不历下一约?" }, { "source": "你多少钱接的,我最近也接到了,虽然贵了点,但是还是蛮喜欢的", "target": "原价人家急用钱" }, { "source": "原价人家急用钱", "target": "不错,我是粉普1200,我倒是能接受,主要是粉普,我最喜欢的颜色" }, { "source": "不错,我是粉普1200,我倒是能接受,主要是粉普,我最喜欢的颜色", "target": "我接的白肌" }, { "source": "我接的白肌", "target": "我是超喜欢粉普,但是我不知道配谁家素体合适呢" }, { "source": "终于承认腿粗的事实了吗", "target": "你就粗!!" }, { "source": "年轻人,腰很重要啊,怎么能不行呢", "target": "之前上学的时候摔坏了好不了" }, { "source": "粗腿求救", "target": "我也没细阿" }, { "source": "我其实不太想发你这个大合照哈哈哈", "target": "我这个大合照怎么啦!有什么问题吗!" }, { "source": "像我这么一切顺利,只尝了甜的,就不生动而干净了?", "target": "男朋友都还没找到。顺利在哪里甜在哪里?" }, { "source": "男朋友都还没找到。顺利在哪里甜在哪里?", "target": "非得有男友才算顺利?" }, { "source": "非得有男友才算顺利?", "target": "不是啊,如果你人生规划里面没有男朋友的选项。那都无所谓。可是问题是一直在找男朋友但没找到。这某种程度也不叫不顺利吧?" }, { "source": "不是啊,如果你人生规划里面没有男朋友的选项。那都无所谓。可是问题是一直在找男朋友但没找到。这某种程度也不叫不顺利吧?", "target": "为什么要找?而不是顺其自然,做好自己不就好~何必担心一个角色" }, { "source": "来东莞,我和你吃饭", "target": "来广州,我请你食!!" }, { "source": "来广州,我请你食!!", "target": "周末好无?" }, { "source": "你想说啥吧我反正今天被七群伤透了心", "target": "说你很好哈哈表白你" }, { "source": "美丽!", "target": "感动!" }, { "source": "湿姐好懒啊", "target": "是有一那么点点点点湿胸你也没有很勤快的" }, { "source": "是有一那么点点点点湿胸你也没有很勤快的", "target": "湿胸那个叫悠闲哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我就静静看着你难道不吃", "target": "我雀跃得可吃可不吃" }, { "source": "我雀跃得可吃可不吃", "target": "别吃" }, { "source": "别吃", "target": "你管我" }, { "source": "家具看起来好结实哦", "target": "你在间接说我胖吗?" }, { "source": "回周宁打大来…", "target": "哈哈不敢大啊五毛打不打!" }, { "source": "哈哈不敢大啊五毛打不打!", "target": "打啊…三只三开始奖…" }, { "source": "打啊…三只三开始奖…", "target": "大老板果然不一样" }, { "source": "大老板果然不一样", "target": "这还不行,那你说怎么打…" }, { "source": "哎呀呀~你在家呢?", "target": "嗯,半夜回来的,明天上班!我总也是去上一天休一天,什么开会半天休一天的" }, { "source": "嗯,半夜回来的,明天上班!我总也是去上一天休一天,什么开会半天休一天的", "target": "听的我都晕乎~" }, { "source": "你嘴巴好小", "target": "本来就很小" }, { "source": "本来就很小", "target": "恩啊。" }, { "source": "这衣服好美~~~~特素颜.赞~~,很清新.", "target": "那个妆很浓的哈哈" }, { "source": "你把白鹿原看完了呀", "target": "那都是几年前的事情了" }, { "source": "那都是几年前的事情了", "target": "我穿越了" }, { "source": "我穿越了", "target": "快回来吧,你在白鹿原太危险" }, { "source": "快回来吧,你在白鹿原太危险", "target": "嗯,小娥啊,我把族长他们都带回来了,正到处找你呢" }, { "source": "特别开心!是不是就要摸摸它揉揉它看看它在干什么", "target": "恨不得抱着睡" }, { "source": "恨不得抱着睡", "target": "对!没错!" }, { "source": "生日快乐哟", "target": "嘻嘻快乐快乐" }, { "source": "你怎么了作", "target": "不知道啊我是不是要发财了?" }, { "source": "头发好美呀", "target": "小辫儿吗哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "小辫儿吗哈哈哈哈", "target": "你是女主角吗。" }, { "source": "你是女主角吗。", "target": "我是群演哈哈哈哈群演" }, { "source": "我是群演哈哈哈哈群演", "target": "我要因为你看这个电影看看你在哪" }, { "source": "书好看吗", "target": "好!很多话说的好欸" }, { "source": "好!很多话说的好欸", "target": "废话不然我买干嘛可以去关注他微薄" }, { "source": "能和我寄明信片吗?地址:湖北省荆州市沙市区第五中学高三八班何文婧收邮编:434000", "target": "好嗒~我记下了~我的地址你知道吧" }, { "source": "好嗒~我记下了~我的地址你知道吧", "target": "嗯,。" }, { "source": "烹饪河豚的厨师可是要考专业执照的", "target": "说不定就吃死了" }, { "source": "有尬聊的猪精女孩", "target": "你好啊猪精女孩" }, { "source": "话说我今晚还真没吃什么", "target": "难道你转行了??睡神界又多了一名新成员。。。" }, { "source": "在宿舍的厕所裂开的瓷砖中有看到~环境不好都意识不到它的美", "target": "那个是硝吧" }, { "source": "那个是硝吧", "target": "好,我查查看" }, { "source": "很快的到时候做个美腻的富婆吧", "target": "美腻有了就差富了" }, { "source": "男朋友?", "target": "恩呢" }, { "source": "针针看不看疑犯追踪!", "target": "名字听起来很厉害。刚决定看大秦帝国。。。。" }, { "source": "名字听起来很厉害。刚决定看大秦帝国。。。。", "target": "你可以先马着好看的或者先上网看看大家评价符不符合你口味~" }, { "source": "你可以先马着好看的或者先上网看看大家评价符不符合你口味~", "target": "好滴,么么哒!!!!" }, { "source": "为什么要装把伞", "target": "不论风扇怎么转都能吹到床上的三个人跟空调似的,现在晚上我都冷" }, { "source": "有没有瞎的", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈摘掉眼镜就瞎了" }, { "source": "抓住一只", "target": "宝贝还不睡的嘛" }, { "source": "你奇葩,这么冷,还短袖,我都抖的外套,哈哈", "target": "那是中午的时候,现在我也是外套穿的呢" }, { "source": "那是中午的时候,现在我也是外套穿的呢", "target": "中午我也是短袖" }, { "source": "中午我也是短袖", "target": "这冷热温差太大了吧" }, { "source": "老伴儿剪短洋气了", "target": "我也喜欢新发型~" }, { "source": "赶紧睡觉等着明天受罚吧孩子。。", "target": "明日欢扫地" }, { "source": "明日欢扫地", "target": "倒霉的一周" }, { "source": "好久不见", "target": "小苏好~~" }, { "source": "小苏好~~", "target": "老王好。。。你现在在哪啊" }, { "source": "老王好。。。你现在在哪啊", "target": "还在学校啊。。。" }, { "source": "小贝不是迪迪么", "target": "是弟弟,这是讲故事嘛" }, { "source": "是弟弟,这是讲故事嘛", "target": "这文化人就是不一样" }, { "source": "也是我的童年当时最喜欢王子我记得他有首单曲叫对不起我拿mp3循环得不要不要的", "target": "现在还会唱" }, { "source": "你爱上了谁", "target": "求判定方法!!!" }, { "source": "总于说了一句实话你又怎么了", "target": "木有啊~~看到病人家属。属于有感而发吧~~~" }, { "source": "每次都是下一年", "target": "这次不一样了" }, { "source": "这次不一样了", "target": "怎么不一样了?" }, { "source": "怎么不一样了?", "target": "到时候就知道了," }, { "source": "到时候就知道了,", "target": "先透露一下,还的让我忍住好奇心两个月" }, { "source": "先透露一下,还的让我忍住好奇心两个月", "target": "那都没意思了嘛,乖,等等啊" }, { "source": "那都没意思了嘛,乖,等等啊", "target": "不嘛。难得准备结婚" }, { "source": "不嘛。难得准备结婚", "target": "??你要结婚?" }, { "source": "我小时候打针是纹丝不动的,医院的阿姨都夸我", "target": "感不感动不敢动,不敢动" }, { "source": "你敢保证你就没辱骂过?再说了我骂了谁?", "target": "你是没有骂谁但是你间接承认了自己是键盘侠" }, { "source": "去三亚吧", "target": "木有钱,木有时间!" }, { "source": "霸气外露", "target": "必须的" }, { "source": "哦吼吼吼吼、秒回是几个意思", "target": "在家没事做" }, { "source": "在家没事做", "target": "哦吼家?" }, { "source": "哦吼家?", "target": "老家" }, { "source": "求秘诀", "target": "没啥秘诀,少吃点就行" }, { "source": "没啥秘诀,少吃点就行", "target": "那我不行了" }, { "source": "我非常喜欢这个漫画平台,有很多漫画很方便的!", "target": "很喜欢这种漫画" }, { "source": "诶呀呀鸡蛋饼不好吃吗", "target": "好吃!!!!可是我又长胖了!!!" }, { "source": "果然衡阳人,没骗过你的眼镜", "target": "哥!我是在娄底吃的" }, { "source": "哥!我是在娄底吃的", "target": "怪我太天真,在衡阳吃的只以为衡阳有" }, { "source": "我们蝎棒棒晚安", "target": "晚安!" }, { "source": "你说我是不是很衰", "target": "唉!我该怎么安慰你呢?" }, { "source": "唉!我该怎么安慰你呢?", "target": "不用了、陪我聊天吧" }, { "source": "不用了、陪我聊天吧", "target": "那不是便宜我了" }, { "source": "那不是便宜我了", "target": "哪里来的便宜" }, { "source": "哪里来的便宜", "target": "孤独的夜,遥有佳人相陪。幸福!" }, { "source": "孤独的夜,遥有佳人相陪。幸福!", "target": "幸福噢、我郁闷呐" }, { "source": "幸福噢、我郁闷呐", "target": "郁闷啥!俺从未如此真诚…" }, { "source": "郁闷啥!俺从未如此真诚…", "target": "我郁闷不是因为你" }, { "source": "我郁闷不是因为你", "target": "那为什么?你还没从被凶的阴影中走出来吗?" }, { "source": "那为什么?你还没从被凶的阴影中走出来吗?", "target": "对那人特无语" }, { "source": "要注意养生,记得每天晚上泡脚!", "target": "收到" }, { "source": "这头发没了呢", "target": "梳起来了" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "你今天回去啦?" }, { "source": "你今天回去啦?", "target": "嗯阿单位有事" }, { "source": "致敬蔚蓝……!", "target": "心情都好了" }, { "source": "是不是爱过", "target": "爱过" }, { "source": "考上后出来找工作起码工资不会很低,生活会容易一些", "target": "关键是考不上啊" }, { "source": "我为什么连院里的比赛都选不上……", "target": "因为他们瞎,你这么优秀都选不上!" }, { "source": "你不要再打扮了,给其他的女人留点自信吧", "target": "我呢" }, { "source": "我呢", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "别难过", "target": "要!开!心!" }, { "source": "放假了?真好", "target": "你要不要也回来啊" }, { "source": "你要不要也回来啊", "target": "下个月就回了" }, { "source": "下个月就回了", "target": "这么快啊" }, { "source": "求都看不见", "target": "要的就是这个效果" }, { "source": "逛了家居城了?", "target": "还没逛。。。。觉得好头痛啊。。。" }, { "source": "还没逛。。。。觉得好头痛啊。。。", "target": "逛之前头痛是因为不知道买什么,逛之后可能就是什么都想买所以头痛吧。。" }, { "source": "你们女生为什么那么爱生气", "target": "你们男生为什么总不懂我们女生为什么生气!哼我生气了!!(`Δ)!" }, { "source": "你们男生为什么总不懂我们女生为什么生气!哼我生气了!!(`Δ)!", "target": "对呀,我也搞不懂男生为什么用不明白女生为什么生气,这才是让人最生气的地方" }, { "source": "顺便问一句31号内场还有吗?", "target": "你要吗?" }, { "source": "你要吗?", "target": "要1680一张" }, { "source": "最近感觉短发女生很可爱", "target": "。。。你发春了。。。" }, { "source": "。。。你发春了。。。", "target": "我们数学老师说过,。数学难的话就去听古筝" }, { "source": "我们数学老师说过,。数学难的话就去听古筝", "target": "。。。一点用都没有吧" }, { "source": "。。。一点用都没有吧", "target": "有啊,怎么没有" }, { "source": "帽子围巾都好看", "target": "对,都好喜欢" }, { "source": "真实身高一米八我自己公布", "target": "那是我" }, { "source": "异地不易", "target": "真的不易" }, { "source": "看饿了", "target": "故意大半夜发~" }, { "source": "故意大半夜发~", "target": "天啦这不要命呢吗" }, { "source": "天啦这不要命呢吗", "target": "洗洗快睡会高市吃火烧去" }, { "source": "每天晚上禁食6公里一月瘦八斤不是梦", "target": "我这种胖的程度半月瘦十五斤" }, { "source": "我已经孵了九个怪物了~还有两个蛋没窝孵~", "target": "哎呦,好厉害!!!" }, { "source": "哎呦,好厉害!!!", "target": "这段时间晚上房间没网络,这是我唯一的乐趣……心酸……" }, { "source": "这段时间晚上房间没网络,这是我唯一的乐趣……心酸……", "target": "来玩游戏啊" }, { "source": "亲,哪里来的回哪去", "target": "看到你的头像就知道你是乡村非主流了带字真给力" }, { "source": "看到你的头像就知道你是乡村非主流了带字真给力", "target": "亲,你敢语音不" }, { "source": "怎么有那么多法拉利", "target": "一部是他女儿的,另外两部不知道谁开来的。" }, { "source": "一部是他女儿的,另外两部不知道谁开来的。", "target": "我以为是租的呢" }, { "source": "我以为是租的呢", "target": "以他的身份,用租?" }, { "source": "无语凝噎", "target": "都不容易冲哥好好干!" }, { "source": "都不容易冲哥好好干!", "target": "累觉不爱!" }, { "source": "累觉不爱!", "target": "不爱也得干" }, { "source": "你去医院让医生给你开药然后多喝水前几天我也是这样", "target": "哎,姐啊,明天我还上班,可是现在咳的睡都睡不着" }, { "source": "涛总吸两口河北醇正的霾好的快延缓衰老永葆青春", "target": "快给我快递一份,大同空气太好了受不了" }, { "source": "你在南方温暖如春,我在北方冻得像条废狗", "target": "真真的冻麻了" }, { "source": "攻攻,我买了新手机~", "target": "T.T受受、我现在才到家,累得我,,,受受少对别人说手机的事情,自己开心开心~~,,,节日快乐啦" }, { "source": "T.T受受、我现在才到家,累得我,,,受受少对别人说手机的事情,自己开心开心~~,,,节日快乐啦", "target": "快乐~明天又有节目玩哈哈" }, { "source": "快乐~明天又有节目玩哈哈", "target": "恩!!!明天我还要去湖边烧烤。受受怎么怎么过嘛" }, { "source": "恩!!!明天我还要去湖边烧烤。受受怎么怎么过嘛", "target": "和亲戚一起去玩~" }, { "source": "青年节快乐啊小凯,好好享受青春期", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "我郁闷着呢,上班很是郁闷!!!", "target": "谁不是呢" }, { "source": "超喜欢赖", "target": "哈哈哈,小哥哥人气好高" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,小哥哥人气好高", "target": "我记得上次我在他旁边,有人过来说下次采访赖,这样想可能是你哦" }, { "source": "请带上我", "target": "太累" }, { "source": "太累", "target": "不怕苦不怕累,给个盒饭就行" }, { "source": "真是个精致的牛牛女孩", "target": "今天肯定是个黄历上的那种好日子" }, { "source": "你是不是快考试了", "target": "还有一个月呢,考完就去实习。" }, { "source": "是不是以后找媳妇找你就行?", "target": "济南的吗" }, { "source": "济南的吗", "target": "对啊!" }, { "source": "想剪但是齐刘海是条不归路,我还依稀记得初中的噩梦", "target": "对天天要洗刘海风一吹就完蛋睡醒像癫子最重要的是经常要剪好浪费钱!" }, { "source": "做为一个在重庆上大学的烟台人告诉你,洪崖洞的什么都不好吃", "target": "作为一个在青岛读书的重庆人,我觉得洪崖洞撒子都黑好吃哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "作为一个在青岛读书的重庆人,我觉得洪崖洞撒子都黑好吃哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "可能你说的是小吃吧哈哈,我还是黑喜欢吃火锅" }, { "source": "夏天是谁,多大岁数", "target": "什么工作" }, { "source": "什么工作", "target": "是不是属猴的" }, { "source": "你还会怕得不到未来", "target": "当然~" }, { "source": "当然~", "target": "能不能不要老是用这个符号会被打的" }, { "source": "给你打了钱你就消失的呢", "target": "第三种人,你给别人打钱别人消失那种" }, { "source": "烟雾蒙蒙", "target": "温度高" }, { "source": "买彩票去,小王子", "target": "无语了" }, { "source": "无语了", "target": "为什么在网上买" }, { "source": "为什么在网上买", "target": "天猫超市生鲜啊。两个都坏了" }, { "source": "我是好男友吗", "target": "你猜我要挤痘痘" }, { "source": "你猜我要挤痘痘", "target": "给你挤" }, { "source": "天天葛优躺两周竟然从102-88终于和梨形身材和大粗腿说拜拜了", "target": "太厉害了" }, { "source": "新年快乐!", "target": "嗨皮牛耶" }, { "source": "嗨皮牛耶", "target": "过年在岗在家?" }, { "source": "数绵羊", "target": "亲爱的,你咋那么晚睡?" }, { "source": "好可爱的阿姨", "target": "我不可爱吗我涛不可爱吗" }, { "source": "你过生啊,生日快乐", "target": "没有不是我太阳过生" }, { "source": "没有不是我太阳过生", "target": "好麻" }, { "source": "开在哪里了?", "target": "北城有一家" }, { "source": "吃西瓜的锅盖,柒柒你养的是条假狗子嘛", "target": "我家原来养的一只狗,吃带壳花生,自己拿嘴剥,吐壳吐的可利索。。。" }, { "source": "我家原来养的一只狗,吃带壳花生,自己拿嘴剥,吐壳吐的可利索。。。", "target": "我家的也是" }, { "source": "你是不是穿内增高了", "target": "当然没有" }, { "source": "学姐永远21岁好嘛", "target": "对滴,学姐永不凋谢" }, { "source": "对滴,学姐永不凋谢", "target": "这么想就对了" }, { "source": "头发染黑啦?", "target": "深紫红" }, { "source": "蜜蜂来助攻你啦", "target": "谢谢蜜蜂" }, { "source": "博主现在我是觉得慢慢越来越封闭,各种控制思想,限制行为。", "target": "说的你现在不敢说话,不敢上网,不敢出门了一样" }, { "source": "心情不好,在熬夜。", "target": "别熬夜了对手机不好" }, { "source": "别熬夜了对手机不好", "target": "你也在熬夜。" }, { "source": "你也在熬夜。", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "快来到我怀里吧,宝贝儿。哈哈,这下该吐了吧", "target": "我没开玩笑真难受,我不说了,我去躺会儿" }, { "source": "我没开玩笑真难受,我不说了,我去躺会儿", "target": "哦哦,什么情况,难道是咱俩中午你吃的牛肉?" }, { "source": "哦哦,什么情况,难道是咱俩中午你吃的牛肉?", "target": "不知道啊" }, { "source": "矶钓的人能上天入地啊", "target": "虾是不是没钓玩就煮汤啊远看有滴像顺丰" }, { "source": "有艳遇", "target": "总归的咯" }, { "source": "开学就高二了,初三要加油啊,告诉你中考考完就没作业", "target": "好想917去看老大" }, { "source": "好想917去看老大", "target": "我也超级想的,虽然那天周日,但是我也没办法去" }, { "source": "迪迪,又回家啦", "target": "按。你没回啊??" }, { "source": "按。你没回啊??", "target": "没有那,我们放30、31、1号" }, { "source": "睡的挺晚呀", "target": "我刚回家你不睡的也够晚的" }, { "source": "我刚回家你不睡的也够晚的", "target": "哦哦我一般都是这个点睡" }, { "source": "包包好可爱〜不过貌似没神奇的没啥太大用处,手机放那里感觉掏来掏去好累", "target": "我用着觉得太方便" }, { "source": "蛋糕好看啊", "target": "你回来了吗?礼物要给你呢!哪天带你来吃" }, { "source": "你回来了吗?礼物要给你呢!哪天带你来吃", "target": "是啊...早回来了...好滴" }, { "source": "是啊...早回来了...好滴", "target": "好呢!好久没见,怪想的" }, { "source": "好呢!好久没见,怪想的", "target": "呵呵,是啊!最近个还好么?" }, { "source": "再见面", "target": "春夏秋冬多几圈" }, { "source": "春夏秋冬多几圈", "target": "想知道你" }, { "source": "想知道你", "target": "是否看见" }, { "source": "唉我走不了这么远,脚疼", "target": "我腿一直都疼,所以要多锻炼。" }, { "source": "我一大早陪他去的雀跃的像个孩子", "target": "哈哈他还是买了条类似九角龙的长长玩意回来不过这只好可爱啊我喜欢九角龙长得太凶残太恐怖了..." }, { "source": "哈哈带着我家大宝贝来看球球", "target": "太可爱了!" }, { "source": "唉打击太大完全动不了。。。本来打算出去遛狗。。。真是胸口一甜一口血。我还没吃饭", "target": "点个外卖吧,吃了再想" }, { "source": "点个外卖吧,吃了再想", "target": "汉堡还没来" }, { "source": "这瓶子是不是海之蓝", "target": "你咋不说是天之蓝。是海之言" }, { "source": "你咋不说是天之蓝。是海之言", "target": "到底是什么哦我都搞忘了" }, { "source": "快回来了把", "target": "12月底回来。你下分院没" }, { "source": "我的礼物呢", "target": "你叫大白白吗" }, { "source": "你叫大白白吗", "target": "我叫" }, { "source": "我叫", "target": "你北京人干嘛来瞎掺合" }, { "source": "你北京人干嘛来瞎掺合", "target": "转转开地图炮儿了我哪里人都不妨碍我叫大白白啊礼物寄过来" }, { "source": "转转开地图炮儿了我哪里人都不妨碍我叫大白白啊礼物寄过来", "target": "还你送我多出来的那两张生写好伐" }, { "source": "还你送我多出来的那两张生写好伐", "target": "你还留着呢你这么爱她我在送你两张我要礼物" }, { "source": "你还留着呢你这么爱她我在送你两张我要礼物", "target": "我也要礼物" }, { "source": "上千就睡觉", "target": "我明天早起跑步" }, { "source": "我明天早起跑步", "target": "我决定一个月不吃辣" }, { "source": "我决定一个月不吃辣", "target": "我从来不吃辣" }, { "source": "我从来不吃辣", "target": "你懂这种特别吗" }, { "source": "你懂这种特别吗", "target": "懂!" }, { "source": "懂!", "target": "嗜辣" }, { "source": "嗜辣", "target": "吃中药调理一下比较好" }, { "source": "吃中药调理一下比较好", "target": "中药长肉啊" }, { "source": "中药长肉啊", "target": "那我同学也瘦了" }, { "source": "去了啊,今天吗?好玩不,你俩都是大长腿啊", "target": "嘿嘿嘿把我给摔美了" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿把我给摔美了", "target": "滑雪哪有不摔跤啊,哈哈,等着疼个几天吧抱抱" }, { "source": "看了剧透,男主有老婆孩子了还要去怀念前任什么三观", "target": "人家相遇没房间,是故意开放不,你们都带脑子看剧情没有,还谈三观,你一观都过不了" }, { "source": "人家相遇没房间,是故意开放不,你们都带脑子看剧情没有,还谈三观,你一观都过不了", "target": "对这些人脑子自己不看电影瞎跟风。我感觉电影很现实不是吗?" }, { "source": "感觉明星的孩子一下子就生了", "target": "今天宣布喜讯,明天就生了,感觉真快" }, { "source": "今天宣布喜讯,明天就生了,感觉真快", "target": "颖儿他们差不多五个月了才公布的" }, { "source": "我不管我就喜欢张翰赞上去", "target": "我也喜欢" }, { "source": "不要拿你所谓的专业眼光来评价这部电影,记住:它是国产动漫的希望!这个理由足以让我们所有人去支持!", "target": "连剧情都处理不好叫啥子希望,哪怕讲顺,讲通。" }, { "source": "连剧情都处理不好叫啥子希望,哪怕讲顺,讲通。", "target": "立足国内动漫市场去看待这部片子,懂吗?" }, { "source": "立足国内动漫市场去看待这部片子,懂吗?", "target": "整天立足国内市场立足了几年了,我依旧认为现在人的心态缺失比立足国内市场更重要" }, { "source": "整天立足国内市场立足了几年了,我依旧认为现在人的心态缺失比立足国内市场更重要", "target": "毕竟国产良心作,多多支持,不支持哪来的动力推陈出新呢?" }, { "source": "来老司机带你飞", "target": "等我忙完这个月再飞" }, { "source": "等我忙完这个月再飞", "target": "好浪起来" }, { "source": "以前都是摸索着喜欢是吗", "target": "以前是喜欢现在是非常喜欢脱不了饭了" }, { "source": "以前是喜欢现在是非常喜欢脱不了饭了", "target": "最后一句表示没听懂" }, { "source": "宝贝你咋了", "target": "感觉生活好艰辛" }, { "source": "感觉生活好艰辛", "target": "肿么了~有空聚聚吧~" }, { "source": "情书", "target": "当妈了吧" }, { "source": "你有心事", "target": "没有,不知道怎么就做个三个毫无关联的梦,我晚上睡觉也不做" }, { "source": "没有,不知道怎么就做个三个毫无关联的梦,我晚上睡觉也不做", "target": "梦是个神奇的东西" }, { "source": "梦是个神奇的东西", "target": "是的,做的我现在心里都不好过" }, { "source": "是的,做的我现在心里都不好过", "target": "淡定淡定" }, { "source": "有番号或者能发我吗?", "target": "没问题啊兄弟我刚吃完早饭给你找找" }, { "source": "友下午同好同乐", "target": "诗友下午好!" }, { "source": "金v少女日常努力蹭热搜保住自己的金v", "target": "然而没蹭上" }, { "source": "我想要茶叶", "target": "茶叶在我心里" }, { "source": "不稀罕做谁的天下第一我只想做你心里的唯一~", "target": "撩妹的本事倒是天下第一" }, { "source": "必修课选逃,选修课必逃!", "target": "这是素拓课~~~" }, { "source": "你发这个会让爸妈担心的傻丫头", "target": "不会吧" }, { "source": "不会吧", "target": "你想吖,他们觉得这边空气不好又不了解其实没什么,害他们担心" }, { "source": "你想吖,他们觉得这边空气不好又不了解其实没什么,害他们担心", "target": "他们是想让我多吃点苦吧" }, { "source": "他们是想让我多吃点苦吧", "target": "不一样的" }, { "source": "怎样,要不要和我交往", "target": "追你的人太多,压力太大" }, { "source": "追你的人太多,压力太大", "target": "弱水三千,只取你这个瓢。。。。" }, { "source": "弱水三千,只取你这个瓢。。。。", "target": "我要我要我要〜吐了" }, { "source": "我要我要我要〜吐了", "target": "来,吐我心里" }, { "source": "早上好,老乡好友,新周开心。", "target": "新周愉快!老乡好友!" }, { "source": "师兄怎么这么早", "target": "因为我通顶咯傻猪" }, { "source": "因为我通顶咯傻猪", "target": "那应该是宵夜咯不会是现在才醒吧亲" }, { "source": "那应该是宵夜咯不会是现在才醒吧亲", "target": "对啊亲你们今晚要晚修吗?" }, { "source": "对啊亲你们今晚要晚修吗?", "target": "不用啊好开心就算要晚修你要过来么哈" }, { "source": "不用啊好开心就算要晚修你要过来么哈", "target": "没有这么想过咯过来旺棠我请你吃饭我现在还躺在床上" }, { "source": "没有这么想过咯过来旺棠我请你吃饭我现在还躺在床上", "target": "是不是真的要请我吃饭呀要是真的有诚意过来接我呀外面好冷我也想躺在床上" }, { "source": "是不是真的要请我吃饭呀要是真的有诚意过来接我呀外面好冷我也想躺在床上", "target": "也没那么冷咯那算了吧" }, { "source": "也没那么冷咯那算了吧", "target": "没诚意咯赶快起床吧要不然今天的生物钟又乱了记得吃饭呀" }, { "source": "没诚意咯赶快起床吧要不然今天的生物钟又乱了记得吃饭呀", "target": "绝对有诚意但是我起床要弄很久再去接你的话不知道什么时候才可以吃到饭" }, { "source": "绝对有诚意但是我起床要弄很久再去接你的话不知道什么时候才可以吃到饭", "target": "弄很久..这么麻烦的说那你自己吃饭什么时候吃呢" }, { "source": "弄很久..这么麻烦的说那你自己吃饭什么时候吃呢", "target": "我也不知道呀等我弄完别人都吃饱了" }, { "source": "我也不知道呀等我弄完别人都吃饱了", "target": "哈哈陪你去吃咯" }, { "source": "哈哈陪你去吃咯", "target": "好啊你现在在哪里?" }, { "source": "好啊你现在在哪里?", "target": "宿舍呢" }, { "source": "我家是一起咳咳咳", "target": "可搞点药吃呢?真是干扛不住啊" }, { "source": "可搞点药吃呢?真是干扛不住啊", "target": "娃好的差不多了,我还在扛" }, { "source": "我还以为介绍对象呢吓我一跳", "target": "哈哈哈~人家有男朋友都快要结婚了" }, { "source": "风里雨里沈阳等你我的扬扬爱你一辈子以后有机会同吃同住窝里爬哈哈哈哈大概这就是最好的友情了吧", "target": "对象借我两天" }, { "source": "我不认为臭啊,可好吃了。我做的酸笋和五花肉焖鸭,可好吃了。我经常炒的酸笋黄豆焖鱼仔,炒螺,也可好吃了,我爱酸笋,偶耶", "target": "天呐这个表情竟然还发光" }, { "source": "天呐这个表情竟然还发光", "target": "厉害吧" }, { "source": "厉害吧", "target": "所以烟被换成了星星" }, { "source": "沧桑好多", "target": "劳累啊" }, { "source": "从今天开始我陪你们打卡!早安第一天", "target": "不打卡的都是没动力的hl我那么勤奋" }, { "source": "你们是不是都会特别喜欢那种刚刚出生的小孩子?", "target": "不是刚出生的太丑了。长开一点才好看" }, { "source": "我去麻将的筒子都不够数了", "target": "数个屁" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢学姐!!" }, { "source": "谢学姐!!", "target": "问下你们几号放假" }, { "source": "问下你们几号放假", "target": "3号放假14上课!!" }, { "source": "3号放假14上课!!", "target": "可怜……在找回去宣传的时间" }, { "source": "可怜……在找回去宣传的时间", "target": "咋每年都要宣传" }, { "source": "有周杰伦的成就?你先搜一下周杰伦的成就吧", "target": "不想撕,薛之谦的音乐制作能力大家有目共睹的,他再朝专业的方向努力点,没有周杰伦的全部,一半总有吧。" }, { "source": "分点雪给我", "target": "你来郑州吧,我们一起玩雪" }, { "source": "又换手机了?", "target": "没有啊,上学期换的" }, { "source": "好想我妈妈呀……", "target": "你不是刚从家出来么" }, { "source": "你不是刚从家出来么", "target": "那也是想啊……" }, { "source": "那也是想啊……", "target": "优秀" }, { "source": "到时候找我玩哦,嘻嘻,我跟超如都在", "target": "必须要啊!" }, { "source": "合影木有你哎", "target": "你又没看到所有照片。。知道屁。。没我那个是因为我在拍。。。。" }, { "source": "明天回家陪女神过节", "target": "明天当然要值班" }, { "source": "我的女人最美", "target": "我该怎么办啊" }, { "source": "好诱惑的眼神儿", "target": "不是有意的!!" }, { "source": "我们寝室冷到没朋友!!!!!", "target": "就这些天了,该抓紧时间做点什么了!" }, { "source": "就这些天了,该抓紧时间做点什么了!", "target": "好好学习天天向上" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我服你可是你家假口红质量关全过关吗不会中毒吧", "target": "当然不会要不然我是怎么卖这么久" }, { "source": "彩蛋没看懂", "target": "可能是被诅咒的章鱼船长回来了" }, { "source": "可能是被诅咒的章鱼船长回来了", "target": "百度了一下,是之前的人物,只看过最新的,没看过之前的" }, { "source": "你这是睡糊涂了吧!现在还没到十二月呢!", "target": "嗯呢,真糊涂了。" }, { "source": "幸福~", "target": "我一个人呆了一个小时〜〜〜" }, { "source": "我一个人呆了一个小时〜〜〜", "target": "可怜的孩子…" }, { "source": "秋裤都买不起了", "target": "中间有个洞是干嘛" }, { "source": "中间有个洞是干嘛", "target": "额,这是阴影" }, { "source": "你是来看热闹的", "target": "没,我教你一个办法,你以后不许她来你家玩不就搞定了" }, { "source": "没,我教你一个办法,你以后不许她来你家玩不就搞定了", "target": "这个方法真....好.....呀....." }, { "source": "你可以对你吃的那个东西唱如果再看你一眼是否还会有感觉", "target": "再给我一次机会,我还是要这么辣!" }, { "source": "专门为没有手机的小学生量身定做的网吧?", "target": "我去过那么多网吧,还没有一个叫我要身份证的。" }, { "source": "我去过那么多网吧,还没有一个叫我要身份证的。", "target": "恰恰相反" }, { "source": "你可以把钱给我,我替你花,这样不就问题解决了,你开心了我也开心了", "target": "想的太多了" }, { "source": "你来我家我就给你看。", "target": "我现在到曹家坡了。。你偷偷出来吧" }, { "source": "这三大空气凝固点有什么不好吗?你能说说嘛", "target": "怪就怪在很好啊~" }, { "source": "怪就怪在很好啊~", "target": "那到底是好还是不好啊" }, { "source": "那到底是好还是不好啊", "target": "你有病?" }, { "source": "你有病?", "target": "没有,我就是问问,我遇到过这样的情况" }, { "source": "没有,我就是问问,我遇到过这样的情况", "target": "那你再试试不就知道了~~~" }, { "source": "那你再试试不就知道了~~~", "target": "跟你聊天累" }, { "source": "一芳", "target": "是你吼" }, { "source": "我只有上班中午才需要想这个问题,下班有妈妈煮的饭", "target": "羡慕,我要自己找吃的" }, { "source": "期待尤长靖", "target": "你必须开开心心的做自己,我们会全力以赴的支持你,一路繁花似锦,一切美好,愿你在没有喧嚣的世界做自己。" }, { "source": "努力减肥?还是努力跳舞", "target": "努力找对象" }, { "source": "努力找对象", "target": "真没对象啊,我以为你开玩笑呢,我也没有" }, { "source": "真没对象啊,我以为你开玩笑呢,我也没有", "target": "求介绍" }, { "source": "求正面!!!", "target": "怕吓到你啊。。。" }, { "source": "忽然发现身边的微商不知不觉销声匿迹了", "target": "真的吗" }, { "source": "大千只是嫌弃你。。。", "target": "连同你们一起嫌弃的" }, { "source": "连同你们一起嫌弃的", "target": "终于爆出深宫里的斗争了" }, { "source": "终于爆出深宫里的斗争了", "target": "一直在互掐" }, { "source": "一直在互掐", "target": "这样啊" }, { "source": "母们就是喜欢目视远方的辽阔眼神~", "target": "母们是什么意思!" }, { "source": "带耳机一是小偷很容易识别谁是有苹果手机的人,二是带耳机很容易忽略周围情况的异样,当你还听着歌手机可能就被小偷拿在手里了然后找机会一拔,传给身边的同伙或者混在人群里。这时候就算你抓到离你最近的人都不一定拿的回手机。之前我也当笑话以为是故事来着…太天真了。", "target": "我都是放在兜里,还用手捂着的,从出门到回家,手不会离开手机,手机不会离开兜,除了接电话,掀帘子什么的都是用另一只手,来自丢过一次手机的警惕" }, { "source": "我都是放在兜里,还用手捂着的,从出门到回家,手不会离开手机,手机不会离开兜,除了接电话,掀帘子什么的都是用另一只手,来自丢过一次手机的警惕", "target": "对每次出门慎独" }, { "source": "分手那么长时间我还这么喜欢你,你想回到过去吗", "target": "我想重来一次" }, { "source": "大哥我错了--", "target": "这不就对了,大家和和气气的好好说嘛,真羡慕你啊,加班快乐," }, { "source": "小说挺好看", "target": "什么名字?" }, { "source": "哎呦媳妇谁买的啊", "target": "侯迎亚给我的爱心早餐。" }, { "source": "侯迎亚给我的爱心早餐。", "target": "候莹雅这不是抢我买卖么" }, { "source": "候莹雅这不是抢我买卖么", "target": "你厉害。三字你全打错了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈一流大学一流的人才", "target": "那是一流的水准" }, { "source": "深夜食堂刚看完,谢谢推荐。", "target": "这个看了吗?也不错我在追" }, { "source": "这个看了吗?也不错我在追", "target": "马上看起来" }, { "source": "我十点睡着了你信吗", "target": "你是猪?" }, { "source": "妹子们知道你把她们拍介么丑么?", "target": "哈哈不知道啊" }, { "source": "你暴露了我", "target": "怕什么" }, { "source": "怕什么", "target": "不怕" }, { "source": "妹子下面怎么有蛋?", "target": "妹子也有鼓起的!" }, { "source": "妹子也有鼓起的!", "target": "我不信!" }, { "source": "那你来我在南京等你", "target": "哈哈哈哈总会去的现在哪都去不了" }, { "source": "为什么怎么美衣服也好看", "target": "你是真爱" }, { "source": "你是真爱", "target": "我一直是真的喜欢你" }, { "source": "这刘海是啥时候的事呀", "target": "昨天" }, { "source": "昨天", "target": "这是要装嫩吖" }, { "source": "这是要装嫩吖", "target": "本来也年轻啊" }, { "source": "你适合做一个倾诉者。", "target": "为什么阿" }, { "source": "为什么阿", "target": "因为你不懂安慰人啊,跟你说话,你就只会傻笑,不善于表达" }, { "source": "因为你不懂安慰人啊,跟你说话,你就只会傻笑,不善于表达", "target": "说到我心里去了" }, { "source": "说到我心里去了", "target": "嗯,想成为聆听者,需要尝试站在他人的立场想一想。认真地顾及别人的想法,要让别人觉得你有认真在听" }, { "source": "嗯,想成为聆听者,需要尝试站在他人的立场想一想。认真地顾及别人的想法,要让别人觉得你有认真在听", "target": "我也想聆听阿﹑可是人家没有跟我倾诉﹑" }, { "source": "我也想聆听阿﹑可是人家没有跟我倾诉﹑", "target": "为什么啊?是不是她选择和别人说心事,你吃醋了" }, { "source": "来大姨妈,在床上躺着", "target": "一样" }, { "source": "喜欢那句“干一碗黄河水,来生还做天朝人”", "target": "为祖国自豪" }, { "source": "还有濮阳最有名的牛肉耗辣椒", "target": "它快成我们的赞助商啦" }, { "source": "它快成我们的赞助商啦", "target": "哈哈就是还有香菇酱~" }, { "source": "哈哈就是还有香菇酱~", "target": "明天买两瓶吃去" }, { "source": "明天买两瓶吃去", "target": "我喜欢吃香菇酱" }, { "source": "我喜欢吃香菇酱", "target": "疯啦,我哥要睡觉,不叫我听啦" }, { "source": "疯啦,我哥要睡觉,不叫我听啦", "target": "我晕才几点就睡。。。" }, { "source": "你可以给狗狗主人提供确切的坚决方式哦", "target": "上医院这个解决方式够确切了…不要要求太多…" }, { "source": "上医院这个解决方式够确切了…不要要求太多…", "target": "上医院人人都会说,如果狗狗主人不是想知道更确切的解决方式,干嘛还要去咨询兽医呢" }, { "source": "短发要看脸型的,我的脸不是太好搭发型,不像别人小圆脸,什么长发短发都能剪。我也觉得短发好轻松,洗起来方便", "target": "你适合你现在这样的长度,蛮好的。" }, { "source": "你适合你现在这样的长度,蛮好的。", "target": "听你们这么说,我就放心了" }, { "source": "我的一个道姑朋友", "target": "换头像了啊" }, { "source": "换头像了啊", "target": "嗯,好久不见甚是想念" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,识时务者为俊杰", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈论比美我还没输过(当然在我弟口中" }, { "source": "每天大半夜都能看到你发春……", "target": "我不是发春,我是思念夫君" }, { "source": "我不是发春,我是思念夫君", "target": "再来!你再来我看你还怎么睡" }, { "source": "再来!你再来我看你还怎么睡", "target": "救我" }, { "source": "救我", "target": "你让我救你?开国际玩笑吧" }, { "source": "你让我救你?开国际玩笑吧", "target": "给你表现的机会,叫俊凯哥哥救我我真的……腿软心跳加速快要窒息……" }, { "source": "给你表现的机会,叫俊凯哥哥救我我真的……腿软心跳加速快要窒息……", "target": "那我翻身叫醒他" }, { "source": "那我翻身叫醒他", "target": "还没闭眼呢怎么就做梦了!不乖" }, { "source": "还没闭眼呢怎么就做梦了!不乖", "target": "给我留点面子" }, { "source": "666祝贺", "target": "加油加油" }, { "source": "不补妆", "target": "吓死人" }, { "source": "吓死人", "target": "我就是早上出去一般都不补,回家黑黢黢的满脸油也没人看见" }, { "source": "我就是早上出去一般都不补,回家黑黢黢的满脸油也没人看见", "target": "我出去总忍不住吃东西,一吃就得补" }, { "source": "我出去总忍不住吃东西,一吃就得补", "target": "可能是因为我没有涂口红哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "可能是因为我没有涂口红哈哈哈哈", "target": "这样真的挺好,省的丢" }, { "source": "生日快乐呀!", "target": "哈哈哈谢谢哇~" }, { "source": "受受,你怎么还不结婚啊?", "target": "那你呢" }, { "source": "我脸盲症比较严重,弱弱的问下网友们,俩妹子有原来那个九妹么,超可爱的那个女生", "target": "九妹是那个穿黑衣服的男的" }, { "source": "晓晖晖,想你!", "target": "噢对你今年还不找工作对吧" }, { "source": "噢对你今年还不找工作对吧", "target": "对哒,我明年毕业~" }, { "source": "对哒,我明年毕业~", "target": "好幸福!!珍惜学生时间!" }, { "source": "好幸福!!珍惜学生时间!", "target": "好哒" }, { "source": "我要吃桃子", "target": "你乖乖复习考试,周一拿给你" }, { "source": "你们俩阿有意思啊,单独约,话说这张是我看这么多大嘴照的最靓的一张。。。", "target": "或是滴,真人不好看啊?" }, { "source": "我1月18就开始放假了", "target": "那么早!" }, { "source": "泥煤啊像蛋蛋啊", "target": "不要找借口小心蛋蛋半夜爬你窗" }, { "source": "不要找借口小心蛋蛋半夜爬你窗", "target": "门窗关着好好的一点都不像" }, { "source": "未来之星", "target": "不存在的" }, { "source": "不开心就吃东西...", "target": "哥哥,我已经够胖了" }, { "source": "哥哥,我已经够胖了", "target": "别哭...不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊..." }, { "source": "别哭...不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊...", "target": "你快去睡好吧!" }, { "source": "你也知道公园可以踢球", "target": "当然知道啊那个笼子怎么这么说" }, { "source": "当然知道啊那个笼子怎么这么说", "target": "什么笼子?我昨晚才知道啊哈哈" }, { "source": "什么笼子?我昨晚才知道啊哈哈", "target": "谁告诉你的不然你还不知道吗笼式足球场" }, { "source": "谁告诉你的不然你还不知道吗笼式足球场", "target": "笼式足球场?哪天带我去看看哩" }, { "source": "笼式足球场?哪天带我去看看哩", "target": "好啊你早上还有没有去学校要什么时候去" }, { "source": "好啊你早上还有没有去学校要什么时候去", "target": "要去公园和学校?明早没事" }, { "source": "要去公园和学校?明早没事", "target": "我想想我要怎么去。。。明早我应该去不了了" }, { "source": "谁敢放你鸽子干得好", "target": "你是说我骂的好莫!?" }, { "source": "你是说我骂的好莫!?", "target": "你能骂一些脏话出来吗???" }, { "source": "你能骂一些脏话出来吗???", "target": "你猜对了" }, { "source": "你猜对了", "target": "额,,,不敢想象,我想听你说的什么脏话" }, { "source": "川哥生快生快", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "结婚了", "target": "祝福" }, { "source": "我也被淋雨了不过我穿的拖鞋", "target": "你是去趟水了吧" }, { "source": "买了21-22广州的票去看", "target": "羡慕!!" }, { "source": "脸真好看为什么配了两条小鸡腿儿", "target": "他的腿又细又长。。这个是照相角度的问题意法混血。。全民偶像。。AA啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "他的腿又细又长。。这个是照相角度的问题意法混血。。全民偶像。。AA啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "来一张合照合照合照哈哈哈" }, { "source": "这么久就吃了唯一的一次辣,一身的汗,不知道又有多久不能吃了", "target": "就是嘴馋了" }, { "source": "在家如此癫狂,待我明日肥来", "target": "一起飞!" }, { "source": "你是上辈子拯救了银河系吗?", "target": "拯救了你" }, { "source": "拯救了你", "target": "诶~劳资就是银河系" }, { "source": "这个头像好可爱", "target": "他们要和渝用情头哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "他们要和渝用情头哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "感觉比猫的那个还可爱" }, { "source": "光白饭没菜啊!", "target": "有白饭不错了" }, { "source": "我也是!把密码改了不行又给手机发验证码短信一直收不到又申请在线找回还是不行!妹的害得我现在忘了昨晚改的密码", "target": "今儿凌晨收到验证码不知道还有啥用关键是我验证码当时还收不到" }, { "source": "今儿凌晨收到验证码不知道还有啥用关键是我验证码当时还收不到", "target": "对当时收不到我都登上半天了它给我发过来" }, { "source": "你们今天到摘啊?", "target": "不是我摘的,冬连和她朋友今天到摘" }, { "source": "好好保重少吃大布丁", "target": "以毒攻毒可好。" }, { "source": "以毒攻毒可好。", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "是跟谁求婚了吗这是", "target": "上班不要划水" }, { "source": "上班不要划水", "target": "故意岔开话题" }, { "source": "张艺兴超帅", "target": "期待艺兴啊啊啊" }, { "source": "哪里买衣服好?求介绍,比较有牌子恩", "target": "衣服啊。你要想牌子全就海港城喽。其实我觉得铜锣湾也不错。" }, { "source": "衣服啊。你要想牌子全就海港城喽。其实我觉得铜锣湾也不错。", "target": "等下打算去逛铜锣湾。尖沙咀昨天去了" }, { "source": "治不好了,还有啥愿望赶紧的。", "target": "想吃肉" }, { "source": "学霸!", "target": "你才发现啊。。。哈哈哈。。。。" }, { "source": "我正在看这一期,让那个哇哇乱叫的闹死了。。。找别的女嘉宾都没问题,鸥是能镇得住场的希望这点你会明白。。。好累啊这期看的。。。", "target": "首发阵容都不喜欢的话你还看啥" }, { "source": "我都穿秋裤了", "target": "你那也冷了啊" }, { "source": "哎呀~飞机票仙女叫你快去洗澡", "target": "好的有空找你买机票" }, { "source": "你为什么可以天天打排位还不爆炸?", "target": "我早已经爆炸了!" }, { "source": "硕士毕业,一线城市待遇排前三银行工资到手3050", "target": "你是真的惨" }, { "source": "出来混的迟早是要还的", "target": "哈哈哈四帅儿发话了" }, { "source": "哈哈哈四帅儿发话了", "target": "你还没睡阿" }, { "source": "但是放心,今年一定会有听完你们会哭的抒情歌rap还有一首就完结了", "target": "听完会哭快点快点让我哭" }, { "source": "我们看球才叫个辛苦,看完就上班", "target": "哈哈我好幸福" }, { "source": "哈哈我好幸福", "target": "下课了?" }, { "source": "大家快报名啊,老子要下厨做湖南米粉了", "target": "我也想报名!有那个味儿吗?" }, { "source": "代我向婆婆问好啊~", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "生日快乐噢,这是阳历的生日?", "target": "是呀" }, { "source": "是呀", "target": "哈哈哈我就知道,前不久一个生日,现在又一个生日" }, { "source": "哈哈哈我就知道,前不久一个生日,现在又一个生日", "target": "哈哈哈那个悄悄过的农历生日" }, { "source": "高铁可以刷身份证进站呀", "target": "学生票不行" }, { "source": "继续花", "target": "哈哈哈!" }, { "source": "哈哈哈!", "target": "哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "四川重庆这边天亮得晚回家激动么", "target": "不激动,想睡觉" }, { "source": "你要来???!!!", "target": "泉州!哈哈哈哈哈~" }, { "source": "我们辽宁人,哈哈,真是眼瞎,自己主场有裁判照顾都偷笑了,还明目张胆的骂,真不要脸,不过你们都是不要脸的", "target": "你们都瞎是么进攻犯规的球都吹你给你们了还怎么样?真的回去看看第二场开始到今天你们占了多少便宜" }, { "source": "你们都瞎是么进攻犯规的球都吹你给你们了还怎么样?真的回去看看第二场开始到今天你们占了多少便宜", "target": "是是是,北京人打球总不愿承认有裁判帮忙" }, { "source": "准备周末去看芳华,期待苗苗的精彩表现", "target": "可以一起去约的啊" }, { "source": "我觉得你姐姐好可爱啊这样看!!我也不会麻将", "target": "可你至少会纸牌,我只会打火车" }, { "source": "可你至少会纸牌,我只会打火车", "target": "--不是教你打了你都不会" }, { "source": "耳机好看,在哪买的?", "target": "店里的新品,晚上上架" }, { "source": "恭喜有腹肌了", "target": "一直都有俺的一块腹肌" }, { "source": "身材会走样,容颜会衰老,有趣的灵魂也会被磨灭", "target": "所以帅都只是暂时的红颜易老" }, { "source": "滤镜用的不错", "target": "明明拍的也不错" }, { "source": "赶紧预防", "target": "家里竟然没有感冒药了……" }, { "source": "家里竟然没有感冒药了……", "target": "那多喝水吧" }, { "source": "44847561互点", "target": "点了" }, { "source": "没良心的,居然不带我!!", "target": "哪天吃去啊!!!寿司太好吃我没吃够!!!" }, { "source": "哪天吃去啊!!!寿司太好吃我没吃够!!!", "target": "哦了,哪天再去~" }, { "source": "好好休息,祝你早日康复", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "你给阿丽就可能会,给我一定不会的", "target": "你说我坏话!!以后我不做饭啦!!" }, { "source": "亲买行李箱不???", "target": "老婆,那也太大了吧" }, { "source": "老婆,那也太大了吧", "target": "可以买小的啊" }, { "source": "可以买小的啊", "target": "恩恩,改天要去看看" }, { "source": "恩恩,改天要去看看", "target": "我要上网买!!!" }, { "source": "我要上网买!!!", "target": "网上买啊,我没网购过啊" }, { "source": "网上买啊,我没网购过啊", "target": "对啊!!质量还可以" }, { "source": "对啊!!质量还可以", "target": "你要网购什么啊" }, { "source": "你要网购什么啊", "target": "衣服鞋子裤子都有啊!!" }, { "source": "衣服鞋子裤子都有啊!!", "target": "那你是办网卡吗" }, { "source": "小长假哦,可以跟你先生去度蜜月。节日快乐~~~", "target": "度啥蜜月啊,我就在家头休息,他忙得很啊," }, { "source": "可以东造西造武器,看B站上好多人玩", "target": "感觉好厉害" }, { "source": "不回啦,坐火车太痛苦太久了,虽然很想回家,这个时候在省内念书的优势立即凸显出来", "target": "不过昨天我回家的时候只买到站票,站了五个小才到~那国庆有啥安排?图书馆泡起?" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈不知道谁周末跑到伦敦去幽会了~", "target": "什么都没有发生好嘛" }, { "source": "试讲结束后,老师会针对你的试讲再进行提问,就按照自己想法来说就好了,然后就可以结束了", "target": "我就是站门外等会紧张然后我怕脑子空白!可以拿着我的教案讲的吧!还是说最好不拿" }, { "source": "我就是站门外等会紧张然后我怕脑子空白!可以拿着我的教案讲的吧!还是说最好不拿", "target": "是拿着讲的,不过不要一直看,要有眼神互动,不要僵硬的只看教案" }, { "source": "头发这么长了", "target": "剪短了78厘米…" }, { "source": "好久都木有消息了,等死了~~", "target": "哈哈哈哈久等了" }, { "source": "回复不来了这说话方式我跟不上节奏", "target": "刚翻过了几座山" }, { "source": "来天津了奥", "target": "呃我现在又走了" }, { "source": "呃我现在又走了", "target": "额额,下次来多待几天呀" }, { "source": "额额,下次来多待几天呀", "target": "好哇好哇有机会约一波" }, { "source": "当年有句口号:形象也是生产力。谁说的?", "target": "在实事求是,量力而行的基础上,这句话并没错啊。" }, { "source": "上班是个好办法", "target": "隔壁那老头搞了个无线路由、他不会弄就让我去给他弄,于是我就设置了密码用的很嗨。" }, { "source": "隔壁那老头搞了个无线路由、他不会弄就让我去给他弄,于是我就设置了密码用的很嗨。", "target": "这也行你好坏欺负人家不会哈哈哈笑死了" }, { "source": "去剪个头发就好了", "target": "不剪,好不容易长点" }, { "source": "不剪,好不容易长点", "target": "去吧霉运去除掉,哪怕剪个留海儿" }, { "source": "去吧霉运去除掉,哪怕剪个留海儿", "target": "今下午去洗了个头" }, { "source": "今下午去洗了个头", "target": "洗不掉呀" }, { "source": "洗不掉呀", "target": "你闭嘴,走开" }, { "source": "你闭嘴,走开", "target": "好吧!给你个拥抱" }, { "source": "那些青涩时光一去不复返。哈哈哈", "target": "我突然好想念寒假那宝贵的十来天!" }, { "source": "我突然好想念寒假那宝贵的十来天!", "target": "我也想。哈哈哈。这样的假期真的一辈子随时想到都会笑" }, { "source": "我也想。哈哈哈。这样的假期真的一辈子随时想到都会笑", "target": "我们暑假继续!" }, { "source": "我们暑假继续!", "target": "暑假都不晓得回来得成了不。反正只要我们在一起无所谓在哪里都一样的海起来。这个假期让我更爱你了" }, { "source": "暑假都不晓得回来得成了不。反正只要我们在一起无所谓在哪里都一样的海起来。这个假期让我更爱你了", "target": "你讨厌!我也爱你" }, { "source": "我我我,我就是人在成都又想去又没有票的野生泥石流啊!!!", "target": "你去找007有多的票。" }, { "source": "哼...一直错过发博时间...你是想我一天说你帅炸多少次!什么样我都爱", "target": "捞捞" }, { "source": "不知道怎么变会员的,绑定的手机号是以前的,可能新号主感激我给他留了个好号码?", "target": "估计新号主还不知道为什么每月刷两次钱呢……哈哈~" }, { "source": "估计新号主还不知道为什么每月刷两次钱呢……哈哈~", "target": "查明白了,买手机预装送3个月会员…" }, { "source": "还有一个感觉就是,有些事总觉着是30岁左右有能力的人才会做到,可是也会发现很多差不多年纪的就在做,没有什么事是必须某一个年龄才会实现", "target": "我觉得确实很多事情不限制年龄,但也确实存在一些事情真的要到某个年龄才能做,不知道为什么,这种似乎是对岁月的敬畏感还是存在的" }, { "source": "以后多关注音乐协会的活动,", "target": "原来你是音乐协会的!!" }, { "source": "原来你是音乐协会的!!", "target": "对了" }, { "source": "这啤酒一股哥登堡味", "target": "请你喝大力" }, { "source": "多久能吃上葡萄咯", "target": "还早捏~现在还是小米粒那么大的" }, { "source": "还早捏~现在还是小米粒那么大的", "target": "看着就馋了" }, { "source": "看着就馋了", "target": "虽然不是很甜,但是蛮好吃哒" }, { "source": "晚安么么哒", "target": "么么哒,突然醒了我" }, { "source": "开心哦", "target": "嗯,以后开心的日子还多," }, { "source": "嗯,以后开心的日子还多,", "target": "珍惜才是" }, { "source": "珍惜才是", "target": "是该珍惜的," }, { "source": "是该珍惜的,", "target": "我们今天27℃热死" }, { "source": "我们今天27℃热死", "target": "我们下了点雨好冷" }, { "source": "我们下了点雨好冷", "target": "我们这里的天气好奇怪" }, { "source": "LA下雨吗", "target": "下雨了昨天淋雨看的水上世界" }, { "source": "下雨了昨天淋雨看的水上世界", "target": "周四准备去迪士尼千万别下雨!" }, { "source": "周四准备去迪士尼千万别下雨!", "target": "不懂我是一路都下雨醉了" }, { "source": "不懂我是一路都下雨醉了", "target": "我半个月没见过蓝天了从西雅图开船到加州" }, { "source": "我半个月没见过蓝天了从西雅图开船到加州", "target": "哈哈希望你来LA这里不下雨了" }, { "source": "贼瘦!!!", "target": "肉都在腰上了" }, { "source": "谁叫你多喝水我和谁急", "target": "我谢谢你" }, { "source": "小丫头好美", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "希望等等,我吃完饭,我想看到惊喜!惊喜!20万!不说走了。。。", "target": "必须的。" }, { "source": "稳住别慌问题不大", "target": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。你这样说小米会不会伤心" }, { "source": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。你这样说小米会不会伤心", "target": "没事我……" }, { "source": "又去看森林音乐会?", "target": "自行车比赛" }, { "source": "自行车比赛", "target": "今天在我们这还看见三辆轿车顶上驼着好几辆自行车估计也是比赛" }, { "source": "今天在我们这还看见三辆轿车顶上驼着好几辆自行车估计也是比赛", "target": "嗯,可能常州也有比赛" }, { "source": "丘起名", "target": "貌似这是我的菜" }, { "source": "貌似这是我的菜", "target": "很着迷啊,," }, { "source": "很着迷啊,,", "target": "哈哈,那是。" }, { "source": "早点睡吧", "target": "像做梦一样,我醒了" }, { "source": "像做梦一样,我醒了", "target": "好早啊" }, { "source": "丰哥,告诉瓦力该直播了!", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "手王生日快乐爱你爱你爱你重要的事情说三遍!永远十七岁!", "target": "重要的事情说三遍爱你爱你爱你" }, { "source": "绝伦~头像都换了。", "target": "必须呀" }, { "source": "我可不是富二代,过完了这个生日么", "target": "你么你一辈子呢富二代咯" }, { "source": "又聪明又可爱的小宝贝", "target": "对喜欢他" }, { "source": "很想知道神秘大礼包是什么", "target": "期待" }, { "source": "现在睡着了嘛", "target": "6.多睡的11.醒了" }, { "source": "有能力的朋友们帮帮孩子10元20元你捐的不过是一包烟一瓶酒的钱而对这个孩子来说是救命钱哪", "target": "谢谢您好人一生平安" }, { "source": "我自己都没吃过…咋还有酸菜呢", "target": "还有土豆片呢" }, { "source": "还有土豆片呢", "target": "别说了…我还没吃饭呢" }, { "source": "别说了…我还没吃饭呢", "target": "我是又累又饿" }, { "source": "我是又累又饿", "target": "你也行了…也算有才艺的人了" }, { "source": "去英国了?", "target": "嗯,刚到曼城" }, { "source": "嗯,刚到曼城", "target": "几天啊" }, { "source": "她已经熟睡我可以为所欲为", "target": "哦?有本事别删这条" }, { "source": "哦?有本事别删这条", "target": "男人就要有男人味不能怕老婆" }, { "source": "快乐", "target": "嘿嘿那天你喝酒不" }, { "source": "我也想你们!可是没时间见面!", "target": "最近在干嘛,群里也不现身" }, { "source": "最近在干嘛,群里也不现身", "target": "单位里好忙累死了,回家就睡觉了" }, { "source": "单位里好忙累死了,回家就睡觉了", "target": "辛苦,忙好了出来玩" }, { "source": "辛苦,忙好了出来玩", "target": "你可以先睹物思人之类的起来" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈大白鹅是什么梗哈哈哈哈哈哈太可爱了", "target": "是白白的我像鹅一样的笑声" }, { "source": "为什么你们这么不喜欢物理化", "target": "因为不会啊!" }, { "source": "来吧,偶遇一发吧", "target": "哈哈哈.阔以阔以" }, { "source": "遇到问题搞不出来腿都没有了", "target": "我都喝到死过去了" }, { "source": "我都喝到死过去了", "target": "跟老徐喝酒咱们都太嫩" }, { "source": "奶酪怎么吃24孝老妈", "target": "6个月以上宝宝就可以吃奶酪,高钙的,所以荷兰医生特别推荐。是涂抹奶酪,涂在面包上或者蘸在饼干、磨牙棒上都可以吃。" }, { "source": "6个月以上宝宝就可以吃奶酪,高钙的,所以荷兰医生特别推荐。是涂抹奶酪,涂在面包上或者蘸在饼干、磨牙棒上都可以吃。", "target": "我家3周岁多现在有在吃百吉福那种一杯杯的!这个奶酪怎么吃也可以单独吃吗" }, { "source": "我当时还不认识谦谦的时候把薛写成薜", "target": "我也是!" }, { "source": "我都走到奇石公园了", "target": "那我也没遇到你呀" }, { "source": "那我也没遇到你呀", "target": "因为我在捡垃圾" }, { "source": "因为我在捡垃圾", "target": "我也" }, { "source": "幸好晚饭吃的抱", "target": "哈哈!" }, { "source": "哈哈!", "target": "还有一天假期,准备怎么过" }, { "source": "还有一天假期,准备怎么过", "target": "去下寺庙静下心情" }, { "source": "请问你怎么处理下风期", "target": "下风期的时候打的比平时紧一些" }, { "source": "你这是什么工作,飞来飞去", "target": "电视民工~~~民工" }, { "source": "电视民工~~~民工", "target": "重点是民工对吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "重点是民工对吧,哈哈", "target": "对。。。民工。。" }, { "source": "我定的7点20总感觉没听到定的7点40的我一看赶紧爬起来", "target": "我现在天天不用闹铃准时6点多起来" }, { "source": "姑娘是不是都喜欢长得高的男生", "target": "一高遮百丑" }, { "source": "我爸不姓朱。。。", "target": "哈哈手误周薪周薪" }, { "source": "一天很快吧", "target": "愿大树早日战胜失眠" }, { "source": "愿大树早日战胜失眠", "target": "那夜里就彻底无人陪伴了。" }, { "source": "我还准备明年买车呢。看了今天的雨,没有一座城市不内涝的。", "target": "买船吧" }, { "source": "书!!东野圭吾!!悬疑小说!!", "target": "我也想要这个!!" }, { "source": "早得很", "target": "太尴尬啦" }, { "source": "太尴尬啦", "target": "你晓得就好" }, { "source": "你晓得就好", "target": "完了,你不爱我了" }, { "source": "眼熟我眼熟并黑幕我", "target": "一首梦醒时分送给你" }, { "source": "不相信除非鱼酱回复我", "target": "你今天上节目了" }, { "source": "小时候总是纳闷,明明写的麦尔丹,怎么叫蒙丹呢", "target": "所以是为什么!我现在都不知道" }, { "source": "发色醒目", "target": "染了6小时" }, { "source": "染了6小时", "target": "我还好奇,为什么指甲只涂尖尖。好别扭" }, { "source": "为什么不叫上我?", "target": "就不带你" }, { "source": "请客", "target": "可以请喝红酒,尾牙拿了一箱回来" }, { "source": "作为一个计算机专业的学生天天跟四五十台电脑关在一个三四十平米的屋子里如何不脱发", "target": "扎心" }, { "source": "抱走深深", "target": "推开你" }, { "source": "表白", "target": "丑拒" }, { "source": "大神拍的照片就是不一样", "target": "深圳有好多适合小两口拍照的地儿推荐给你俩" }, { "source": "深圳有好多适合小两口拍照的地儿推荐给你俩", "target": "来呀来呀互相伤害" }, { "source": "来呀来呀互相伤害", "target": "厉害呦越来越跳了" }, { "source": "辣鸡我只是吃得快...", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你竟然看言情", "target": "量哥的啊她的我怎么能拒绝比p大都难以拒绝" }, { "source": "五一的3·5天是28几点出发啊?", "target": "下午六点半。" }, { "source": "下午六点半。", "target": "好像有点赶不上估计6点多才能下班的" }, { "source": "好像有点赶不上估计6点多才能下班的", "target": "地铁口,最多的等到7点。" }, { "source": "免费帮你修眉,快来当我的客户", "target": "多少钱??" }, { "source": "多少钱??", "target": "都说免费啦" }, { "source": "都说免费啦", "target": "是哦可能最近看不懂中文了没办法" }, { "source": "听说他的布丁很美味?", "target": "都很美味,蛋糕什么的都不错哈哈哈" }, { "source": "人生苦短你快一点快一点", "target": "慢一点,再慢一点" }, { "source": "姐姐我来救你", "target": "…你不睡觉干嘛呢" }, { "source": "照顾好自己注意饮食摸摸头", "target": "谢谢我四哥,主要现在疼" }, { "source": "谢谢我四哥,主要现在疼", "target": "吃药啊还有万能热水…" }, { "source": "吃药啊还有万能热水…", "target": "喝热水去,下班了买药去" }, { "source": "期待", "target": "可能是遥遥无期了" }, { "source": "昨晚看完结局都哭成了狗晚上做梦还梦到你了,看来青春欠我的馀淮在梦里给我补上了", "target": "结局在一起了吗?" }, { "source": "结局在一起了吗?", "target": "在一起了。真的是最后啊" }, { "source": "在一起了。真的是最后啊", "target": "最后才在一起又没说发生了什么馀淮失踪那么久" }, { "source": "最后才在一起又没说发生了什么馀淮失踪那么久", "target": "说明了原因啊,妈妈生病了" }, { "source": "说明了原因啊,妈妈生病了", "target": "大学呢有没说" }, { "source": "大学呢有没说", "target": "有说,他考上了清华却没去北京,就在本地上的大学" }, { "source": "猫比人受宠没天理啊", "target": "哪有啊这不是没人叫我宠么" }, { "source": "哪有啊这不是没人叫我宠么", "target": "爱心泛滥都给猫了" }, { "source": "你牙套用的是隐形的还是?", "target": "陶瓷" }, { "source": "敢不敢穿一周皇马球衣", "target": "首先我得有" }, { "source": "首先我得有", "target": "这个好说" }, { "source": "这个好说", "target": "怎么说" }, { "source": "怎么说", "target": "我可以赞助一下" }, { "source": "失恋了咯", "target": "没有对象想多一个可以考虑" }, { "source": "没有对象想多一个可以考虑", "target": "没有对象怎么多一个?那叫有一个" }, { "source": "你怎么证明你不是人", "target": "我卖萌给你看" }, { "source": "我卖萌给你看", "target": "你怎么个卖萌呢" }, { "source": "你怎么个卖萌呢", "target": "那个谁,楼下的,你怎么看?" }, { "source": "那个谁,楼下的,你怎么看?", "target": "看哪里哦" }, { "source": "看哪里哦", "target": "这么寂寞不敢说哪里的" }, { "source": "这么寂寞不敢说哪里的", "target": "你寂寞吗" }, { "source": "你寂寞吗", "target": "哦~哦~寂寞难耐哦寂寞难耐~爱情是最辛苦的等待~爱情是最遥远的未来" }, { "source": "哦~哦~寂寞难耐哦寂寞难耐~爱情是最辛苦的等待~爱情是最遥远的未来", "target": "什么叫爱情" }, { "source": "不过综合价格性能和质量等因素一起的话还是不联系买国产手机,不过没把被扒风险算进去", "target": "其实还好的,我同事的v880也用快两年了,,,,不过点子这东西还是要看运气~" }, { "source": "我还喜欢放虾仁,青菜,鱼丸•••••", "target": "哇卡卡~好丰盛~" }, { "source": "这小猫出镜率好高", "target": "我喜欢这猫充满委屈与期待的小眼神儿" }, { "source": "谢谢辣姐夸奖。你也很不错滴。", "target": "哈!这么夸俺,请吃中午饭!" }, { "source": "哈!这么夸俺,请吃中午饭!", "target": "你那已摆好了那么多美食,我飞奔过来了。。" }, { "source": "我出来约会了", "target": "再见" }, { "source": "我感觉有品味、爱干净、孝顺父母的男生不会差到哪去,你们也别要求太高了,祝早日找到幸福。", "target": "我得要求就是长得好看" }, { "source": "难受死了", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "老胡看着很亲切", "target": "那当然了,要不怎么是我头号男朋友" }, { "source": "那当然了,要不怎么是我头号男朋友", "target": "人家同意了吗" }, { "source": "人家同意了吗", "target": "他同不同意已然不重要" }, { "source": "来~我带你实现梦想", "target": "台灯记得哈~" }, { "source": "台灯记得哈~", "target": "好呀~" }, { "source": "严伟式照片?", "target": "你又会" }, { "source": "你又会", "target": "你拍照的样子,我始终不会忘记" }, { "source": "好久没买货架上那种饮料了我喜欢喜茶的桂花乌龙", "target": "下次陪你喝好不好" }, { "source": "下次陪你喝好不好", "target": "好呀好呀!记得叫我" }, { "source": "不知道反正我又没东西交", "target": "我都不想回去了" }, { "source": "我都不想回去了", "target": "这……不太好吧" }, { "source": "我们咋办阿?", "target": "收拾收拾回家卖红薯" }, { "source": "我说什么来着~~~", "target": "你也是神仙,行了吧" }, { "source": "你也是神仙,行了吧", "target": "不行!" }, { "source": "你添加了什么东西快惊艳我!!!", "target": "三四段话而已...低调低调" }, { "source": "天呐感觉到他好爱你", "target": "求生欲比一般人强" }, { "source": "求生欲比一般人强", "target": "太可爱啦" }, { "source": "清水舞台开放了吗?", "target": "我都不知道什么是清水舞台" }, { "source": "哈哈你说的啊~哈能过C就好啦那么多也没用3A也没用啦哈哈哈", "target": "我想跟你说很多大学分数相同它就看你谁A多谁就能先进去。。。。" }, { "source": "僵尸!!!你也忒慢了!!", "target": "废话你是女超人你可以飞我要么跳着要么蠕动.." }, { "source": "废话你是女超人你可以飞我要么跳着要么蠕动..", "target": "要不。。咱俩换换。。" }, { "source": "今天我生日!", "target": "我也是耶!" }, { "source": "作业好多要补初三真是累死了", "target": "高中更累" }, { "source": "高中更累", "target": "我还在幻想高中的美好世界" }, { "source": "我还在幻想高中的美好世界", "target": "我现在大学了只能说高中是很美好" }, { "source": "一直都说我们要爱党爱国家,党也要爱我们的,这样才能走可持续发展道路", "target": "不要问党爱不爱自己,先问自己爱党不。" }, { "source": "不要问党爱不爱自己,先问自己爱党不。", "target": "只有这么一个党,别无选择" }, { "source": "只有这么一个党,别无选择", "target": "就此打住吧,不要版聊了。" }, { "source": "五一快乐啦,要开开心心的哦", "target": "为你疯狂" }, { "source": "大中午撸火锅", "target": "哈哈哈哈同事聚会" }, { "source": "我是觉得还会有人噗噗噗冒出来的漫漫人生嘛。", "target": "我怎么感觉我都不想认识新朋友了…" }, { "source": "你肿么不在我们这边过一夜呢?", "target": "不提了。。" }, { "source": "有人说,当你真正爱上一个人的时候,时间就会停止。", "target": "师兄有故事啊" }, { "source": "师兄有故事啊", "target": "哈哈,故事不少。" }, { "source": "哈哈。你好呀", "target": "你也在厦门啊" }, { "source": "主人,请尽情吩咐妲己", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "今天早起就看到通知,下午英语课老师感冒不上了,开心一上午了", "target": "。。。。。。。真想举报给英语老师然后挂你" }, { "source": "今天好多人中伤", "target": "我天天都有新伤口" }, { "source": "我天天都有新伤口", "target": "哈哈还以为又有人失恋了" }, { "source": "哈哈还以为又有人失恋了", "target": "你以为是什么伤" }, { "source": "其实……大多数人终其一生的目标都是“合群”", "target": "哎呀,我总是觉得“合群”这个词是个贬义词,而且更奇怪的是,人想要自己与众不同,比如比别人更有钱,更美丽,更聪明,但却又怕跟人不一样" }, { "source": "哎呀,我总是觉得“合群”这个词是个贬义词,而且更奇怪的是,人想要自己与众不同,比如比别人更有钱,更美丽,更聪明,但却又怕跟人不一样", "target": "是这样的,又想变得出众和卓越,又因为渴求陪伴和认同而表现得“一般化”" }, { "source": "珂珂要保重啊", "target": "嗯,没事" }, { "source": "我同学觉得我最成功的投资就是考了一所北京的大学", "target": "确实是啊!还买了通州" }, { "source": "大哥你竟然赞我", "target": "表示恭喜" }, { "source": "现在的老太太你都敢推......老太太也是蛮拼的", "target": "其实也没有推,就是我也是嗔着劲的,不然倒了赔不起" }, { "source": "其实也没有推,就是我也是嗔着劲的,不然倒了赔不起", "target": "就是的。谴责归谴责万一发生其他不愉快的就不好啦,自保意识" }, { "source": "有一个哥哥是怎样一种体验?", "target": "有个哥哥,可以把他当成百度,有啥不会,直接问他" }, { "source": "有个哥哥,可以把他当成百度,有啥不会,直接问他", "target": "真好" }, { "source": "这么晚了……你们为什么还没睡……", "target": "吃太撑我睡不着……" }, { "source": "何老师,情人节快乐", "target": "你也是哦~" }, { "source": "你也是哦~", "target": "我还早,祝你早点脱单" }, { "source": "我还早,祝你早点脱单", "target": "好的,谢谢" }, { "source": "好的,谢谢", "target": "嗯嗯哒" }, { "source": "你还没回家吗", "target": "回了回了" }, { "source": "考完执医的我已经连续做了3个ppt了", "target": "人生好艰难~加油啊!" }, { "source": "现在的小可爱们超级萌的,想起了自己的小时候,也这么傻过嘞", "target": "哈哈,小孩子都是那么天真" }, { "source": "可以和七七一起互动吗?好期待啊", "target": "哈哈是吧" }, { "source": "人无完人,金无赤足", "target": "十个弟弟九个坑" }, { "source": "十个弟弟九个坑", "target": "还有一个呢" }, { "source": "还有一个呢", "target": "可能傻吧~" }, { "source": "可能傻吧~", "target": "哈哈哈,元旦去哪玩呢" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,元旦去哪玩呢", "target": "要上班哦~" }, { "source": "妈呀,冲我来了。我一个胖子。", "target": "你的语气代表了男人,一想到男人我就想起了大龙。" }, { "source": "你的语气代表了男人,一想到男人我就想起了大龙。", "target": "我们都爱大龙,哈哈。我知道咱们这个星座的人是不会说些不负责任乱评价人的话的。" }, { "source": "我们都爱大龙,哈哈。我知道咱们这个星座的人是不会说些不负责任乱评价人的话的。", "target": "在咋说我也是小的!奏是忍吧!以后的日子长着呢" }, { "source": "赶紧找一个告别单身", "target": "我也想,找不到" }, { "source": "恭喜恭喜啦!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "不知道我仔仔会不会不适应,应该2月份中就要回广州了", "target": "你们都是组团生的孩子吗为什么这么快" }, { "source": "你们都是组团生的孩子吗为什么这么快", "target": "我3月10几号回广州,你回重庆没得哦" }, { "source": "我3月10几号回广州,你回重庆没得哦", "target": "我估计三月初回重庆,但是具体几号还没定,我到时候回来给你发消息哈" }, { "source": "露个大脖子,不感冒才怪嘞", "target": "带着围巾哦!!" }, { "source": "教练是成长了吗?还是暴露了不好的属性", "target": "教练才不浪呢温柔贴心好人夫" }, { "source": "教练才不浪呢温柔贴心好人夫", "target": "肯定啊,教练最喜欢女饭了。我感觉教练这么温柔的人,天天看到她都在“额嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿”笑的样子,大家都会喜欢的。" }, { "source": "你现在想吃什么?", "target": "烧烤小龙虾" }, { "source": "脖子以下就是腿", "target": "哈哈哈哈说得对" }, { "source": "开学看到你肯定黑了好多。", "target": "是的我前几天皮都快晒掉了" }, { "source": "是的我前几天皮都快晒掉了", "target": "真服你了。" }, { "source": "真服你了。", "target": "哎呀别呀" }, { "source": "哎呀别呀", "target": "还找我下梅县,我不想变黑,不去的好。" }, { "source": "端午节快乐!", "target": "同乐啊~" }, { "source": "哇!我觉得你说的特别对你只有成为更好的自己,才能遇见更好的生活", "target": "我知道为什么你不回复我了,我不是你首页的小伙伴,我是能在首页上找到你的小胖友" }, { "source": "我知道为什么你不回复我了,我不是你首页的小伙伴,我是能在首页上找到你的小胖友", "target": "这话不是我说的…我只是觉得这句话无法反驳" }, { "source": "自带发热体", "target": "快来感受下自带发热体" }, { "source": "你只能在雨中爬", "target": "你能跑动嘛" }, { "source": "脚底下最左边的是什么踏板?", "target": "脚休息的地方。" }, { "source": "你废了我要告诉老何", "target": "。你完了你,等今年寒假的," }, { "source": "。你完了你,等今年寒假的,", "target": "我等你打我的时候我再怂也来得及反正你心软" }, { "source": "一起加油", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "她自视高,因为她也有实力,也是前辈。不存在谁获奖谁就演技好,国内大腕没获奖的多了去了。演技好的也多了去了。她愤怒的是整个节目给她摆了一道。对了,假谦虚假嘴脸太多了。", "target": "昂不给她晋级就是摆一道吗???她满屏都说公益啊然后自己委屈啊,但是我感觉她自己本事就有问题。" }, { "source": "昂不给她晋级就是摆一道吗???她满屏都说公益啊然后自己委屈啊,但是我感觉她自己本事就有问题。", "target": "所以你并没有看懂什么叫做剪辑有问题。" }, { "source": "喜欢这样子的柴柴,美美的", "target": "很漂亮" }, { "source": "翻案是在证据里挖,而不是寻找受害者,挖受害者的隐私,为什么不想想如果你的判断是错的呢?", "target": "在申诉者眼里,旁人和公权力所说的“受害者”,不是受害者,而是加害者,他们去找加害自己的人,那是天经地义的事情,是替公权力办事。如果他是报复呢?那就让公权力抓他们,而你我等旁观者不应该限制他们,除非你能断定他没有被冤枉。" }, { "source": "在申诉者眼里,旁人和公权力所说的“受害者”,不是受害者,而是加害者,他们去找加害自己的人,那是天经地义的事情,是替公权力办事。如果他是报复呢?那就让公权力抓他们,而你我等旁观者不应该限制他们,除非你能断定他没有被冤枉。", "target": "我们限制的是媒体的嗜血,我所谈难道不是因为媒体的公开介入,尽单方面之词,曝光受害者隐私?" }, { "source": "学霸的世界", "target": "咋子学霸哦,这叫人丑就该多读书!没办法" }, { "source": "咋子学霸哦,这叫人丑就该多读书!没办法", "target": "我这种人丑还读不得书的咋办?死了算了嘛" }, { "source": "祝你快乐", "target": "收到祝福就是开心" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "好吧" }, { "source": "好吧", "target": "早点睡吧" }, { "source": "顺利上岸了啊,都开始卖书了", "target": "七号面试,正准备呢!" }, { "source": "七号面试,正准备呢!", "target": "这么多资料都看完了?那个1000题做了吗?我也买了一套" }, { "source": "这么多资料都看完了?那个1000题做了吗?我也买了一套", "target": "新的,没怎么看啊!" }, { "source": "花滑冷不冷门,你去花滑吧逛逛,看看各位花滑迷的吐槽就知道了,国内后备力量奇缺,青黄不接严重", "target": "多多关注节目了,我没有别的意思,我只说看的人太少了" }, { "source": "多多关注节目了,我没有别的意思,我只说看的人太少了", "target": "我是回复那个人的,不是批评你,花滑关注相对来说还是少" }, { "source": "我是回复那个人的,不是批评你,花滑关注相对来说还是少", "target": "没事" }, { "source": "乔大厨!!!", "target": "味道不错哟" }, { "source": "左边白衣服的明明应该是我的!!!!!可是看起来好幸福的样子怎么破", "target": "得了吧。你身高不够。体格也不够" }, { "source": "得了吧。你身高不够。体格也不够", "target": "==其实那个真的是我" }, { "source": "我当初换书包劳累了好几星期…", "target": "我也已经劳累好久了…衣服是连五年级的时候的都还在穿…" }, { "source": "我也已经劳累好久了…衣服是连五年级的时候的都还在穿…", "target": "好神奇竟然还能穿…不会太小吗…" }, { "source": "好神奇竟然还能穿…不会太小吗…", "target": "还行…基本没长…" }, { "source": "请说出你的留学故事", "target": "什么吃的也没有什么娱乐也没有!每天就想着快毕业可以回家了" }, { "source": "什么吃的也没有什么娱乐也没有!每天就想着快毕业可以回家了", "target": "你不留在丹麦啦?" }, { "source": "你地的嗜好真特别", "target": "你胃有好些没" }, { "source": "你胃有好些没", "target": "好多了" }, { "source": "还没放假呢?", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "咬人不咬脸我也是对蚊子说", "target": "它咬我说明我可爱" }, { "source": "夏至未至", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "衣服没脱就算了,袜子", "target": "我失忆了" }, { "source": "我失忆了", "target": "重点是谁把你缛到床上的" }, { "source": "重点是谁把你缛到床上的", "target": "我不知道。。。" }, { "source": "我不知道。。。", "target": "这件事情好神奇" }, { "source": "我都想结婚了哈哈", "target": "那就赶紧找一个结了啊" }, { "source": "生日快乐", "target": "谢谢亲爱的~" }, { "source": "身材好好啊", "target": "想点肉" }, { "source": "想点肉", "target": "等岁数大了,新陈代谢慢了就开始长肉了" }, { "source": "跟我爸打电话,我爸不接", "target": "你太胖了" }, { "source": "你太胖了", "target": "还不是被他养这么好我才胖的,怪我咯" }, { "source": "还不是被他养这么好我才胖的,怪我咯", "target": "所以他好自责呀!早知道不该给你这么多钱!" }, { "source": "所以他好自责呀!早知道不该给你这么多钱!", "target": "那我分你点你帮我长点肉好吧" }, { "source": "那我分你点你帮我长点肉好吧", "target": "分钱可以分肉不行" }, { "source": "赞赞", "target": "行走也很赞" }, { "source": "你以为每个人都像你那么手巧啊?", "target": "心灵手巧" }, { "source": "豫竹是俺们大焦作特产。。。。你圈了一个洛阳一个新乡的是要怎样?", "target": "你没发现这几只都是吃货么?" }, { "source": "全运足球哪有直播呀", "target": "这几场没有直播只有决赛有" }, { "source": "你要等到什嘛时候呀", "target": "早了哪!" }, { "source": "又在吃,今天看到你节目,我伤心了", "target": "哈哈胖死了你别看了" }, { "source": "看到一架飞机为啥是这个路线", "target": "地球是圆的,实际轨迹在球面上的投影并不是这样" }, { "source": "走吧,走吧,我看看我能不能坚持住不剪,今年", "target": "一起啊!!!" }, { "source": "一起啊!!!", "target": "我最近几年,总是十月份剪个短发本宫今年想烫个大卷还在努力" }, { "source": "我最近几年,总是十月份剪个短发本宫今年想烫个大卷还在努力", "target": "总是烫大卷,哀家今年想换个风格" }, { "source": "你没有看完,这男的主要观点是显摆我挣钱足够多,我未来的老婆就应该像我一样又会赚钱养家养房养车,又会做家务", "target": "是你理解有问题" }, { "source": "张医生我家猫猫起了猫癣新手猫奴不知道怎么办。。。", "target": "吃什么药呢?我家猫也得猫藓了" }, { "source": "你记不记得你还做梦咱俩整石油", "target": "你俩快发!!!~~~" }, { "source": "你俩快发!!!~~~", "target": "要是发了就立刻坐飞机去看你!" }, { "source": "要是发了就立刻坐飞机去看你!", "target": "组团游" }, { "source": "我又要", "target": "过黎吧" }, { "source": "是不是瞧不起羊肉大串?", "target": "不敢不敢" }, { "source": "祝你美梦成真", "target": "感谢" }, { "source": "虽然我不知道你在说什么,就是觉得该赞", "target": "楞醒醒看你那个头像" }, { "source": "出去旅行没有我你满脸写着不开心", "target": "累从身体到心灵" }, { "source": "我自己回来的,峰哥。", "target": "奇葩" }, { "source": "奇葩", "target": "还好闪得早啊!" }, { "source": "马网红", "target": "你好久没出现了" }, { "source": "第一炸萝卜丝丸子第二炸鱿鱼圈第三炸套环第四炸黄花鱼第五炸刀鱼", "target": "我都想吃" }, { "source": "如果我没中一等奖我就哭", "target": "乖乖不哭" }, { "source": "前几天在东大,感觉比英国暖和多了", "target": "最近又降温了……" }, { "source": "最近又降温了……", "target": "我回去那几天好像刚好是最热的时候。一水的短袖" }, { "source": "看谁被谁打劫还不知道呢?要不要试试看", "target": "好吖!你要带银两出来的喔!看见英语你要晕的喔!!!" }, { "source": "好吖!你要带银两出来的喔!看见英语你要晕的喔!!!", "target": "你知道我行踪嘛,人还没见过" }, { "source": "你知道我行踪嘛,人还没见过", "target": "你告诉我不就万事大吉了么!" }, { "source": "你告诉我不就万事大吉了么!", "target": "那还叫打劫吗?" }, { "source": "那还叫打劫吗?", "target": "这叫有预谋打劫!!" }, { "source": "这叫有预谋打劫!!", "target": "那叫自投罗网" }, { "source": "那叫自投罗网", "target": "哈哈!谢谢你自投罗网哈!" }, { "source": "哈哈!谢谢你自投罗网哈!", "target": "还没下课?准备吃饭了" }, { "source": "还没下课?准备吃饭了", "target": "没吖!你帮我打包呗!我要两份的喔!" }, { "source": "没吖!你帮我打包呗!我要两份的喔!", "target": "你住哪?" }, { "source": "热吗?我才刚起来。空调开大有点凉。", "target": "外面好大太阳" }, { "source": "这位同学请你坐下", "target": "蒂花之秀!" }, { "source": "蒂花之秀!", "target": "你天天秀想过奖杯的感受吗" }, { "source": "你天天秀想过奖杯的感受吗", "target": "秀秀你寄的明信片也有错吗" }, { "source": "秀秀你寄的明信片也有错吗", "target": "我没找着" }, { "source": "我没找着", "target": "你忘了爱" }, { "source": "好想找人一起玩哇", "target": "大家一起来" }, { "source": "无形剧透最为致命", "target": "哎呀哎呀" }, { "source": "你当钱都成废纸啦", "target": "大量回收急急急!" }, { "source": "最佳代言", "target": "可参考" }, { "source": "就喜欢看我瑞爆粗口", "target": "你在哪?山东疙瘩?" }, { "source": "你在哪?山东疙瘩?", "target": "对啊,哎" }, { "source": "我被你搭讪吧!", "target": "同学,这块砖头是你的嘛?" }, { "source": "跑路的都回来了", "target": "本来只是随便看看嘿嘿" }, { "source": "本来只是随便看看嘿嘿", "target": "还是心疼舍不得" }, { "source": "又失恋啦", "target": "天天都失恋啊行不行" }, { "source": "哒哒哒。海鲜车到了。开门请当心。下车请走右门。上门请爬到车顶", "target": "没有副驾怎么办" }, { "source": "看头像我以为我啥时候关注了情感类主播", "target": "哈哈哈哈人家新头像多洋气啊!" }, { "source": "南昌也有蜀大侠啊", "target": "景德镇的" }, { "source": "都到健身教练级别,还对美少女感兴趣,厉害了", "target": "为啥没兴趣" }, { "source": "还支持老薛吗", "target": "支持" }, { "source": "明天早上去网吧看", "target": "明天联考,你要我“死”?" }, { "source": "明天联考,你要我“死”?", "target": "请假" }, { "source": "请假", "target": "请毛蹄…你以为哥是你哟,我还要考大学" }, { "source": "请毛蹄…你以为哥是你哟,我还要考大学", "target": "我要考985" }, { "source": "我要考985", "target": "98.5" }, { "source": "精华送上", "target": "感谢推荐" }, { "source": "要结婚了吗", "target": "是滴" }, { "source": "学弟是学姐的?学妹是学长的?", "target": "怎么可能我不喜欢比我小的" }, { "source": "怎么可能我不喜欢比我小的", "target": "……………………我就喜欢比我小的" }, { "source": "之前有段时间持咒,有天晚上在宿舍准备睡觉了,突然闻到一股寺庙的烧香味,然后突然没了。觉得很神奇", "target": "和佛相应了" }, { "source": "终于更博了", "target": "为啥这么说呢" }, { "source": "咋还不睡,我刚喝完酒回来", "target": "哇想和你们喝" }, { "source": "哇想和你们喝", "target": "想我了吧" }, { "source": "想我了吧", "target": "想啊" }, { "source": "学妹,我们在一起吧", "target": "啊我有喜欢的小哥哥了" }, { "source": "啊我有喜欢的小哥哥了", "target": "东北帅哥" }, { "source": "这个不到掉头发的年龄掉头发就是肾不好的问题了,要就医转发这个是没用的", "target": "是你!" }, { "source": "哲学终极问题。", "target": "把这些庸俗困扰总结得这么深度厉害了" }, { "source": "我们这里还没下雪", "target": "我们这已经不下雪啦" }, { "source": "加油,一起爱她吧", "target": "加油" }, { "source": "出去浪", "target": "走起" }, { "source": "走起", "target": "带你飞" }, { "source": "不晚不晚,就是超话排名有点吓人", "target": "真好就" }, { "source": "你不吃孩子会猛踢吧", "target": "这都知道,我得起来了" }, { "source": "宝宝你纹身是什么字", "target": "三昧" }, { "source": "三昧", "target": "三妹" }, { "source": "三妹", "target": "诶大姐" }, { "source": "跑这么远,挖矿呀,学姐", "target": "才不是呢是找个挖矿的男人" }, { "source": "才不是呢是找个挖矿的男人", "target": "换口味啦" }, { "source": "喝酒喝酒", "target": "你想喝?嘿嘿!怕你一喝就倒!" }, { "source": "你想喝?嘿嘿!怕你一喝就倒!", "target": "好久没喝红酒了。喜欢喝" }, { "source": "早安", "target": "每次想吃火锅,就扣着扣着算钱,啊大虾不能点太贵了,啊牛肉这么贵不吃不吃,其实省下来的钱,也不知道干嘛了大虾明明是我的最爱啊" }, { "source": "能买票了吗????什么平台?百度为什么没有?", "target": "与平台无关吧,只要有预售,所有平台都能买票啊。可能你们城市还没有。你可以定位一下北上广,就会发现有很多电影院的场次。所以不是百度的问题。只是地区时间问题" }, { "source": "与平台无关吧,只要有预售,所有平台都能买票啊。可能你们城市还没有。你可以定位一下北上广,就会发现有很多电影院的场次。所以不是百度的问题。只是地区时间问题", "target": "票已买好啦!等811" }, { "source": "第一次做菜???", "target": "第一次炒这两种,平时很少炒肉" }, { "source": "你还没回来啊", "target": "不回去了。" }, { "source": "我每次进去都被出示身份证,那些印度人都不会看人的。", "target": "最让我佩服的是,11岁以下的儿童不能入内,然而一位妈妈居然把自己的小孩丢给印度人,自己一心想冲进去,但是还是被拦下了" }, { "source": "最让我佩服的是,11岁以下的儿童不能入内,然而一位妈妈居然把自己的小孩丢给印度人,自己一心想冲进去,但是还是被拦下了", "target": "不会吧?这绝对奇葩。有没有在澳门住一晚?" }, { "source": "谁跟你们说我约会的对象是女的", "target": "你不会跟我爸去看吧···" }, { "source": "你不会跟我爸去看吧···", "target": "你这是开玩笑呢还是开玩笑呢" }, { "source": "你这是开玩笑呢还是开玩笑呢", "target": "他喜欢凤凰传奇OK!" }, { "source": "他喜欢凤凰传奇OK!", "target": "整个房间充满笔记本音质的月亮之上" }, { "source": "好有勇气居然不给自己马赛克", "target": "我长得还是能见人的吗" }, { "source": "我长得还是能见人的吗", "target": "不…!是我不能" }, { "source": "充了没阿我忘记买了", "target": "没给我号码冲什么" }, { "source": "没给我号码冲什么", "target": "13586271154" }, { "source": "想知道小明你本命是谁", "target": "本命是什么意思啊?" }, { "source": "本命是什么意思啊?", "target": "本命就是你最喜欢谁!" }, { "source": "能不能有一张能看得清脸的照片", "target": "看看第三张我的侧颜就行" }, { "source": "看看第三张我的侧颜就行", "target": "我不嫌弃你的,我要看得清的,黑不溜秋看不到" }, { "source": "美丽的家", "target": "困起来地板都是诱惑的~" }, { "source": "困起来地板都是诱惑的~", "target": "比我还困" }, { "source": "比我还困", "target": "端午节好像还没到啊,你咋开始做粽子了!!!" }, { "source": "我很想吃臭豆腐", "target": "好啊" }, { "source": "好啊", "target": "湖南火宫殿臭豆腐" }, { "source": "湖南火宫殿臭豆腐", "target": "好的,你打包,我等你" }, { "source": "好的,你打包,我等你", "target": "打包我吗" }, { "source": "谁家小仙女!", "target": "你家的" }, { "source": "想跟你表个白!晚安lulu", "target": "晚安" }, { "source": "我特别想知道那把扇子哪里来的,超级好看", "target": "手绘的仅此一把" }, { "source": "手绘的仅此一把", "target": "真的美爆" }, { "source": "这不是你想穿女装的理由", "target": "为爱牺牲" }, { "source": "悄悄骂一句你是猪,你肯定不知道", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "想要口红色号", "target": "不懂" }, { "source": "什么时候考试", "target": "明天" }, { "source": "一个在不断强大,另一个接受保护,却后反而觉得“他变了,我要离开他”,就好像曾经为她所做的一切不存在了,转身的时候也那么决绝", "target": "女的说的最后一句为什么要变回去,是接受他强大了的意思还是?" }, { "source": "我有肥皂", "target": "你有本事有肥皂你有本事捡起来啊!" }, { "source": "艾玛!马赛克还是粉红小樱桃!", "target": "这不是樱桃,这是一地的少女心" }, { "source": "你经历了什么颜值直线下降", "target": "说的很对" }, { "source": "怎么办楷哥,好想嫁给你", "target": "谢谢二蛋支持" }, { "source": "等个快递不容易", "target": "是呀,一个星期了" }, { "source": "又美又帅还让不让别人活了哟", "target": "哈哈哈不让你活了,喜欢吗" }, { "source": "哎~~我那时候只想吃话梅~但又不敢吃多", "target": "话梅估计你也喜欢吃酸的吧" }, { "source": "话梅估计你也喜欢吃酸的吧", "target": "嗯~~非常喜欢吃酸的~~" }, { "source": "嗯~~非常喜欢吃酸的~~", "target": "一样,我平常也喜欢吃酸的呢" }, { "source": "一样,我平常也喜欢吃酸的呢", "target": "我那时候那个番茄酱一下子都能很多~~~越吃越想吃~~" }, { "source": "等着。我还两个小时就到益阳。", "target": "你不是星期天才回来?" }, { "source": "你不是星期天才回来?", "target": "已经在宁乡吃饭了。" }, { "source": "已经在宁乡吃饭了。", "target": "怎么在宁乡.." }, { "source": "有多的敬业跟和谐爱国,能换富强吗??", "target": "请问还有多的敬业吗" }, { "source": "看水印识人", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈还好有水印" }, { "source": "节日快乐丫头", "target": "快乐快乐。不过你那离市区那么远,应该没有出去吧。" }, { "source": "快乐快乐。不过你那离市区那么远,应该没有出去吧。", "target": "没有出去,踢球睡觉" }, { "source": "感觉这里已经乐开花了", "target": "对呀对呀" }, { "source": "我好饿", "target": "吃吃吃哈哈哈" }, { "source": "想吃豆沙包", "target": "没吃早饭啊?" }, { "source": "我看见这个莫名兴奋,内心有个声音在咆哮:老子应该是理科生!!!", "target": "哈哈文科屈才了" }, { "source": "哈哈文科屈才了", "target": "一失足成千古恨,没办法啦,学理科是不是特好玩?" }, { "source": "一失足成千古恨,没办法啦,学理科是不是特好玩?", "target": "谁苦谁知道" }, { "source": "谁苦谁知道", "target": "辛苦啦" }, { "source": "辛苦啦", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "你咋起这么早", "target": "基本一宿没睡着" }, { "source": "基本一宿没睡着", "target": "是要放假了提前激动下吗" }, { "source": "是要放假了提前激动下吗", "target": "虽然已经没有心情工作了……但是我也想好好睡觉~" }, { "source": "你好早!!", "target": "早安" }, { "source": "求资源啊……", "target": "优酷有得看" }, { "source": "优酷有得看", "target": "现在优酷看不了了啊,还有那里可以看啊" }, { "source": "找我不要紧的啊我没有阿姨的联系方式其实也就帮了几天忙阿姨现在没工作了吗", "target": "还在等学校的结果,她找到了我们院辅导员说所有学生的工资都发了,就差你的了,说一定转告你。" }, { "source": "还在等学校的结果,她找到了我们院辅导员说所有学生的工资都发了,就差你的了,说一定转告你。", "target": "呵呵阿姨人太好了其实我没有阿姨的联系方式谢谢你告诉我" }, { "source": "呵呵阿姨人太好了其实我没有阿姨的联系方式谢谢你告诉我", "target": "我也没有啊" }, { "source": "我是凉手", "target": "我的是暖的哈" }, { "source": "我的是暖的哈", "target": "过来给我验证一下" }, { "source": "过来给我验证一下", "target": "准了" }, { "source": "准了", "target": "本宫在大芜湖等小安子可好?" }, { "source": "我在想你怎么还不过来看我", "target": "漂洋过海来看你等我先会学游泳" }, { "source": "漂洋过海来看你等我先会学游泳", "target": "不愧是文人" }, { "source": "表情包看多了…总觉得那一巴掌下来要打脸上了", "target": "哈哈哈这有一分钟你居然都看完了" }, { "source": "丽江那已经要穿长袖了?", "target": "8到21度" }, { "source": "8到21度", "target": "打算十一月左右过去" }, { "source": "打算十一月左右过去", "target": "来求艳遇么。" }, { "source": "来求艳遇么。", "target": "我没你那个勇气,单独行动。哈哈" }, { "source": "我没你那个勇气,单独行动。哈哈", "target": "我不是来求艳遇的" }, { "source": "我不是来求艳遇的", "target": "我知道,是体验生活的" }, { "source": "我知道,是体验生活的", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "回去带我喝", "target": "才不带你" }, { "source": "你需要我我就在", "target": "老福你在哪" }, { "source": "老福你在哪", "target": "在你心里" }, { "source": "爱国,友善换富强或者敬业", "target": "富强换友善可以吗?" }, { "source": "记得给我带一箱", "target": "你可以先来尝一尝" }, { "source": "小鱼儿你太厉害,都是跟着你混才赢的啊,哈哈!!", "target": "我对不起你啊" }, { "source": "我对不起你啊", "target": "哈哈,你也是被她最后那句话震的了" }, { "source": "长大之后一定了不起啊", "target": "现在就够他得瑟了" }, { "source": "豆腐真的很好吃对不对早", "target": "是的,好吃的出奇,改变了我对伴豆腐的想象" }, { "source": "再坚持半天放假喽", "target": "放几天" }, { "source": "放几天", "target": "二天" }, { "source": "这不追风筝的人台词么", "target": "嗯呢" }, { "source": "我最近每天晚上都吃烤冷面呢已经自暴自弃了", "target": "你怕啥你这么瘦" }, { "source": "你怕啥你这么瘦", "target": "瘦吗??" }, { "source": "瘦吗??", "target": "还不瘦啊,打你的哦" }, { "source": "还不瘦啊,打你的哦", "target": "反正你打不到我" }, { "source": "生日?", "target": "是啊男神" }, { "source": "被你们朝阳感染了,威海也下的不小", "target": "本来我是下周要去威海玩儿的。超级不开心。" }, { "source": "没有遇到愿意追我六个月的,所以至今单身,可我都28了,我不知道能不能等到那个人。但是我就是不愿意跟一两次见面就,实在做不到", "target": "会遇到的" }, { "source": "是不是突然天旋地转,眼睛都睁不开。", "target": "是的,不过我现在好了,换咳嗽了" }, { "source": "是的,不过我现在好了,换咳嗽了", "target": "这病还能治好?" }, { "source": "这病还能治好?", "target": "我吃了一种药" }, { "source": "我吃了一种药", "target": "什么药" }, { "source": "我要看你的照片哇~~~", "target": "木我的" }, { "source": "木我的", "target": "有的时候发给我,哈哈" }, { "source": "新疆风味有这么好吃的呢~??不是吧哪家的?", "target": "只能说还不错,有一家益都烤肉非常好吃" }, { "source": "只能说还不错,有一家益都烤肉非常好吃", "target": "在哪里你上次带秀雅吃的?" }, { "source": "在哪里你上次带秀雅吃的?", "target": "也不是我上次带秀雅他们吃的海陆空,桂林路,火炬大厦那里" }, { "source": "也不是我上次带秀雅他们吃的海陆空,桂林路,火炬大厦那里", "target": "哦哦走之前有机会去去" }, { "source": "孙老师你怎么了", "target": "不能忍" }, { "source": "不能忍", "target": "我们很收敛的好吧" }, { "source": "蹭不上的原因是她不是你女朋友,是我的", "target": "脸真大" }, { "source": "表好好看!是浪琴吗", "target": "是的~" }, { "source": "他与月光为邻真的好暖,很有爱的文,墨大别急,慢慢梳理,我好舍不得完结,好爱星流啊", "target": "嘿嘿觉得暖就好" }, { "source": "今晚好欢乐~~", "target": "下节课也准备了一些欢乐材料" }, { "source": "下节课也准备了一些欢乐材料", "target": "期待~~" }, { "source": "默默就是小孩子啊", "target": "看出来了这叫童心未泯" }, { "source": "看出来了这叫童心未泯", "target": "更是无聊!" }, { "source": "贫穷限制了我的想象力", "target": "你那新电脑买成面膜,我能敷四年" }, { "source": "西线少女你上热门了啊", "target": "热门???哪里去看?" }, { "source": "说完就睡了", "target": "太假了" }, { "source": "你是带娃带习惯了突然一个人", "target": "但也这么久了,我竟然还没有适应。" }, { "source": "但也这么久了,我竟然还没有适应。", "target": "肯定不能适应啊我现在都很想我娃" }, { "source": "算了,有这种时间去投票都好过在这里好吗?说这些只能要你生气..他们生气不好的!好吗不要在这里说了!拜托!", "target": "嗯,听星星话" }, { "source": "嗯,听星星话", "target": "谢谢!" }, { "source": "等更新啊大大,昨天就一更么?那今天会不会三更呢", "target": "目前还在回北京的路上……恐怕赶不出第三更" }, { "source": "目前还在回北京的路上……恐怕赶不出第三更", "target": "嗯好的注意身体" }, { "source": "数字资源已经出了,你可以回来在电脑上二刷", "target": "我已经五刷了" }, { "source": "我已经五刷了", "target": "噢噢噢噢给你点个赞" }, { "source": "还在火车上,看饿了", "target": "一样的。" }, { "source": "好帅,假期,一起约吗!", "target": "哈哈" }, { "source": "这奶茶也就拍着好看", "target": "应该点芒果的" }, { "source": "啤酒的行不", "target": "没吃过啊。" }, { "source": "没吃过啊。", "target": "先一个德芙,后一口啤酒……然后……情人节!快乐!" }, { "source": "先一个德芙,后一口啤酒……然后……情人节!快乐!", "target": "快乐~" }, { "source": "最低气温零下16度。看到了么?要不要来感受一下?", "target": "天哪" }, { "source": "忽冷忽热!盼神", "target": "天气,盼神!" }, { "source": "感觉你皮肤好好呀!!!", "target": "一般一般,化妆了" }, { "source": "本不想来,但看到两米04还是没忍住点进来看了看", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈哈来了就别走啦" }, { "source": "你在哪里玩阿", "target": "去深圳" }, { "source": "去深圳", "target": "和朋友去玩吗" }, { "source": "和朋友去玩吗", "target": "对啊··毕业的小疯狂。" }, { "source": "玉米粒要干的那种?大米行不?", "target": "大米不行。玉米粒要那种很结实的才行,圆溜溜的。" }, { "source": "辫子拆了原来这么炫酷", "target": "我也是才知道哈哈" }, { "source": "好了吗,我昨天刚被咬了,痒死了", "target": "你好了吗?" }, { "source": "来找我玩!(你搜楼)", "target": "来找我玩!(你搜楼、这么奇怪的音也不知道你是怎么想的)" }, { "source": "来找我玩!(你搜楼、这么奇怪的音也不知道你是怎么想的)", "target": "来找我玩!(由于你太怂了,然后我就想出来了)" }, { "source": "小娟娟!!!!你肿么啦!!!", "target": "哎。感冒了呀!" }, { "source": "哎。感冒了呀!", "target": "最近感冒的孩子很多呀!!!!要多穿一点!!!" }, { "source": "最近感冒的孩子很多呀!!!!要多穿一点!!!", "target": "知道了,你也是啊!多穿点" }, { "source": "做微商了啊", "target": "我做代购" }, { "source": "还喜欢转圈圈", "target": "转多了头晕" }, { "source": "二二你变坏了……", "target": "哈哈哈哈。我是好人" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈。我是好人", "target": "你个二怂抢我男人!" }, { "source": "你个二怂抢我男人!", "target": "没有抢,就是勾引了一下" }, { "source": "在留学?", "target": "没啊只是去国外旅游" }, { "source": "多了两张敬业福,还有富强福要的滴滴我", "target": "求敬业福" }, { "source": "太累了。直接准备钓鱼竿钓鱼", "target": "好吧,有木有多的,给我一个" }, { "source": "好吧,有木有多的,给我一个", "target": "无忧姐姐说把钓鱼竿退了" }, { "source": "无忧姐姐说把钓鱼竿退了", "target": "拿根树枝算了," }, { "source": "拿根树枝算了,", "target": "不行,水势猛烈树枝容易折断" }, { "source": "然后某一天,心上人改了个名找你,你回复他,你是谁,从此你就再也没见过你的心上人呢", "target": "他是星标朋友" }, { "source": "武汉想去新疆", "target": "吃葡萄干吗" }, { "source": "话说你也考研?话说我貌似也考呀", "target": "嗯不过我现在放弃了,开始找工作找女友了。" }, { "source": "嗯不过我现在放弃了,开始找工作找女友了。", "target": "唉人各有志嘛祝你成功哈" }, { "source": "唉人各有志嘛祝你成功哈", "target": "嗯,谢谢啦,说实话跨专业考研压力太多,而且学院经常安排实习上课也不让请假,一个人战斗的感觉太难熬了。" }, { "source": "看到你那么多无聊的fan在别人的地方撒野,顿时对你好感全无。不相信你一点不知情。", "target": "那你在这干嘛" }, { "source": "我要坚持我的夜跑", "target": "坚持哦,加油" }, { "source": "坚持哦,加油", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "一池子水不深啊", "target": "有深有浅,深的能没了我,浅的能没了胸" }, { "source": "有深有浅,深的能没了我,浅的能没了胸", "target": "去刚好能遮了你胸那个池子" }, { "source": "去刚好能遮了你胸那个池子", "target": "我就是在那个池子泡了一下午,深的我也不敢去呀" }, { "source": "我就是在那个池子泡了一下午,深的我也不敢去呀", "target": "你简直了!狗刨不会吗?" }, { "source": "我想报考终于找到组织了", "target": "哈哈,我一个人能代表组织吗?" }, { "source": "哈哈,我一个人能代表组织吗?", "target": "能能能!我真的太激动了" }, { "source": "思考啥呀。天天熬夜", "target": "疯猫你不也在熬夜嘛。。我昨天三点才睡着" }, { "source": "疯猫你不也在熬夜嘛。。我昨天三点才睡着", "target": "小孩纸要早睡早起哟~" }, { "source": "小孩纸要早睡早起哟~", "target": "可是晚睡晚起心情好啊后天就要开学了。。。就得早起了" }, { "source": "可是晚睡晚起心情好啊后天就要开学了。。。就得早起了", "target": "我们今天就开始上课了" }, { "source": "我们今天就开始上课了", "target": "猫猫多大了?" }, { "source": "猫猫多大了?", "target": "谈年龄多伤感情呀" }, { "source": "谈年龄多伤感情呀", "target": "还是学生嘛,青葱着呢" }, { "source": "还是学生嘛,青葱着呢", "target": "嘿嘿,马上就不是学生了" }, { "source": "嘿嘿,马上就不是学生了", "target": "那也是超级无敌的少女!" }, { "source": "风景很美", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "你又喝醉了", "target": "你感觉我喝醉了?" }, { "source": "你感觉我喝醉了?", "target": "你感觉你么醉?" }, { "source": "你撩谁呢", "target": "撩的就是你说好的明信片片呢" }, { "source": "大叔,带上我去潇洒吧,你都不用上班的吗????", "target": "在上班啊,来供电局签个字" }, { "source": "在上班啊,来供电局签个字", "target": "我发觉你总是定位不一样的景点" }, { "source": "我发觉你总是定位不一样的景点", "target": "四处漂泊,哪里都去" }, { "source": "四处漂泊,哪里都去", "target": "真潇洒" }, { "source": "真潇洒", "target": "为了生活,没办法的事情" }, { "source": "为了生活,没办法的事情", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "我也想", "target": "还是你们坐在办公室的舒服,我这每天被蚊子咬,被太阳晒得脸都黑了" }, { "source": "还是你们坐在办公室的舒服,我这每天被蚊子咬,被太阳晒得脸都黑了", "target": "想尝试四处闯荡的日子,见识外面的世界,办公室太压抑" }, { "source": "想尝试四处闯荡的日子,见识外面的世界,办公室太压抑", "target": "学个导游,可以带团全国各地" }, { "source": "学个导游,可以带团全国各地", "target": "不喜欢" }, { "source": "不喜欢", "target": "那喜欢什么样的工作?" }, { "source": "那喜欢什么样的工作?", "target": "反正不是每天呆在压抑的办公室的,偶尔出去一下的的" }, { "source": "反正不是每天呆在压抑的办公室的,偶尔出去一下的的", "target": "去旅游吧,缓解一下压力" }, { "source": "去旅游吧,缓解一下压力", "target": "我也想" }, { "source": "我也想", "target": "五一放假计划好,大理,厦门,桂林都是可以放松的地方" }, { "source": "五一放假计划好,大理,厦门,桂林都是可以放松的地方", "target": "五一没假,我想这两个月休年假都不让我休" }, { "source": "五一没假,我想这两个月休年假都不让我休", "target": "什么公司?这么严格" }, { "source": "什么公司?这么严格", "target": "只是很累" }, { "source": "只是很累", "target": "可怜的" }, { "source": "可怜的", "target": "大叔也带上我出去潇洒吧" }, { "source": "大叔也带上我出去潇洒吧", "target": "我这上班两个人,每天到乡下干苦力的" }, { "source": "我这上班两个人,每天到乡下干苦力的", "target": "干农活啊" }, { "source": "杨亦乔来的时候去看啊~~", "target": "三月没票啦!" }, { "source": "三月没票啦!", "target": "不是吧!!反正我想再看一次,你想四月去?" }, { "source": "昨晚估的贵州的居然是按100分制计算今天好像大家估的是按150计算然而我已经估过一次想看按照150计算我是多少分啊", "target": "去历年真题再估一次" }, { "source": "发博频率够高啊……", "target": "看心情" }, { "source": "赶紧看我推荐得韩剧!!!!", "target": "起床那么早干嘛啊你" }, { "source": "你好!小朋友", "target": "老师您多大?" }, { "source": "要幸福!", "target": "我也想啊" }, { "source": "鸭锁骨是什么东东……", "target": "类似鸭脖的东西" }, { "source": "怎么不约我", "target": "你现在来吧,我把票给你买好。" }, { "source": "你现在来吧,我把票给你买好。", "target": "你耍我。。。我都到家了,你让我去?" }, { "source": "读这句话,看前半句的时候我的脑子迅速旋转,看到后半句,旋转戛然而止,有种脑子崩溃了的感觉。。。", "target": "两个极端么~" }, { "source": "两个极端么~", "target": "嗯,我以后要吸取教训~" }, { "source": "嗯,我以后要吸取教训~", "target": "戛然而止也不错啊~" }, { "source": "戛然而止也不错啊~", "target": "对呀,那一瞬间我大笑,马上找吃的~" }, { "source": "对呀,那一瞬间我大笑,马上找吃的~", "target": "生活总是充满了惊喜啊啊啊啊啊~~~" }, { "source": "我看你挺闲", "target": "放肆,内心忙,佛系忙" }, { "source": "现在煤矿的日子都不景气了", "target": "可不都改行了" }, { "source": "祝你赶不上车", "target": "很开心的告诉你,我赶上了" }, { "source": "生日快乐呦愿你未来继续乘风破浪,万事胜意", "target": "哈,谢碧姐" }, { "source": "哪儿剪的刘海。?", "target": "连潘领秀。" }, { "source": "发福了", "target": "好好说话哈" }, { "source": "拉肚子,藿香正气水有用????", "target": "说是有用" }, { "source": "开太阳了", "target": "知道啦" }, { "source": "别人爱咋穿就咋穿关你啥事呢嘴这么碎说话阴阳怪气的", "target": "不是嘴她这么穿说说也不行了啊" }, { "source": "不是嘴她这么穿说说也不行了啊", "target": "少说吧兄弟我已经很不开心了" }, { "source": "少说吧兄弟我已经很不开心了", "target": "好吧好吧" }, { "source": "我觉得口口香很好吃呀~难道你推荐的比它还美味???", "target": "是的!感觉很自然。没加其他的东西" }, { "source": "生日快乐,刘哥!", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我劝你们别找设计公司,如果你们想简装,就自己设计,有省钱,又不受气。我找这个设计公司,差点没背气死了。。。", "target": "我才不会找设计公司嘞··哈哈,我爸就是弄这个的啊!等他回来再说" }, { "source": "我不活了!!为啥哪儿都是狗粮", "target": "嘤嘤嘤大佬最近在哪快活" }, { "source": "我这么强大,谁敢", "target": "哈哈,你一个人,她们一大堆女的,而且都那么花痴,就凭你?算了吧,哈哈" }, { "source": "哈哈,你一个人,她们一大堆女的,而且都那么花痴,就凭你?算了吧,哈哈", "target": "我还有你作盾牌" }, { "source": "我也看见了,小岗亭里的警察都淡定的坐在里面,连动都不动", "target": "看样子象有组织的,职业的" }, { "source": "啊俺忘记写是什么了狮王细齿洁系列", "target": "所以你的牙齿坏了" }, { "source": "所以你的牙齿坏了", "target": "那是我以前没用的缘故" }, { "source": "军火?青椒?饺子?", "target": "我们脚百搭" }, { "source": "赞我的一人二百,不给是狗", "target": "不给我你是狗" }, { "source": "玩的开心吧。桃花开了木有?", "target": "玩得还行,只是桃花还木有开" }, { "source": "潘老师原来已经是孩子他爸了呀", "target": "都三年了" }, { "source": "约房吗,我想定场馆旁边的希尔顿", "target": "我想约路上" }, { "source": "快点养好啊,我要带你去浪!", "target": "养病和带我出去浪不冲突" }, { "source": "为啥新歌还不出", "target": "听说要在WIN里面啥的…也不太清楚有点复杂" }, { "source": "听说要在WIN里面啥的…也不太清楚有点复杂", "target": "不会再爱了" }, { "source": "你娶老婆了吗", "target": "没有" }, { "source": "我们大白羊是不是最棒棒的星座", "target": "当然" }, { "source": "累死我了", "target": "你干嘛去啦" }, { "source": "超级话题阅读量", "target": "知道啦谢谢" }, { "source": "知道啦谢谢", "target": "不用谢" }, { "source": "加油,你可以的,雅思考一遍都过不了", "target": "嗯嗯。我现在就是懒" }, { "source": "你咋就换手机了!!!!", "target": "一出来我就换了啊" }, { "source": "一出来我就换了啊", "target": "你从哪出来啊" }, { "source": "收获的喜悦!", "target": "哈哈哈,晚上好啊小鱼儿" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,晚上好啊小鱼儿", "target": "晚上好!" }, { "source": "生日快乐哇~偶像", "target": "谢谢啦" }, { "source": "你还有钱采购零食", "target": "咋了就许你买鞋不许我吃饭" }, { "source": "咋了就许你买鞋不许我吃饭", "target": "我这是生活必需!你这零食不算" }, { "source": "我这是生活必需!你这零食不算", "target": "我也必须吃菜园小饼!" }, { "source": "啊。。打架啦?", "target": "教育小朋友" }, { "source": "教育小朋友", "target": "吓死我了" }, { "source": "吓死我了", "target": "是打架了啊,不过是教育小朋友一样的室友" }, { "source": "是打架了啊,不过是教育小朋友一样的室友", "target": "奥~别打了哈哈哈" }, { "source": "没有网果然很寂寞呀", "target": "是的呀" }, { "source": "自由泳之王", "target": "王者之风" }, { "source": "王者之风", "target": "风雨交加" }, { "source": "风雨交加", "target": "家喻户晓" }, { "source": "家喻户晓", "target": "晓之以理" }, { "source": "时间证明了你的忠诚~", "target": "愿我早日离去~" }, { "source": "哼…现在才发现,你居然取消了我的关注!", "target": "绝对没有" }, { "source": "拉出去打到冒烟", "target": "为啥你会觉得不吃青椒的人奇怪" }, { "source": "为啥你会觉得不吃青椒的人奇怪", "target": "因为我不喜欢啊" }, { "source": "因为我不喜欢啊", "target": "你喜欢巧克力不?" }, { "source": "你喜欢巧克力不?", "target": "喜欢" }, { "source": "米花之味这部电影真的很好看,很感人,我从中看到了许多善良,真的推荐", "target": "好电影" }, { "source": "看完明白我需要修复屏障,红血丝出油但干,护肤品抹了感觉吸收不进去,所以修复屏障哪个比较适合", "target": "启初慢慢来我一开始也不吸收之后就吸收嗖嗖的了" }, { "source": "生活太腐朽,还美容院", "target": "痘痘太多怕找不到男朋友" }, { "source": "痘痘太多怕找不到男朋友", "target": "又来了,说得好像没痘痘就能找到了一样" }, { "source": "二晴你飞奔去哪里啊?", "target": "飞奔在少了你的鼓浪屿,呵呵" }, { "source": "飞奔在少了你的鼓浪屿,呵呵", "target": "哼哼。要你不和我一起去鼓浪屿。嫌弃你嫌弃你鄙视你鄙视你" }, { "source": "哼哼。要你不和我一起去鼓浪屿。嫌弃你嫌弃你鄙视你鄙视你", "target": "一个人去鼓浪屿一直是我的梦想,我现在正在实现。。。" }, { "source": "一个人去鼓浪屿一直是我的梦想,我现在正在实现。。。", "target": "好~~~~祝二晴实现所有的梦想" }, { "source": "好~~~~祝二晴实现所有的梦想", "target": "实现梦想的路,好累啊" }, { "source": "大葡萄吗?", "target": "嗯嗯,是呀,好用的" }, { "source": "脑补抱着两件衣服以及包的打车的人", "target": "哈哈哈哈哈,我都担心出租车会真的停下来" }, { "source": "这个地方我们晚上閒逛也跑去打了。哈哈~你们去的地方跟我们的一样。", "target": "是啊~呼..当时去井冈山的时候当地的有些人看我们是深圳来的...很多东西价格提到比深圳的都贵很多了..~唉" }, { "source": "是啊~呼..当时去井冈山的时候当地的有些人看我们是深圳来的...很多东西价格提到比深圳的都贵很多了..~唉", "target": "不会呀。好像打一个钟差不多20还是多少。好久了都忘记了。" }, { "source": "不会呀。好像打一个钟差不多20还是多少。好久了都忘记了。", "target": "好吧...算你们好运..我们好像是50一个钟当时..之后烧烤那烤茄子八块一根..等等等等~哈哈..." }, { "source": "好吧...算你们好运..我们好像是50一个钟当时..之后烧烤那烤茄子八块一根..等等等等~哈哈...", "target": "天杀的你们打桌球一个钟50.?不是吧。" }, { "source": "我觉得那个王饱饱还行我把里头除了麦片的都吃了", "target": "水果甜甜的,就是麦片特别难吃" }, { "source": "水果甜甜的,就是麦片特别难吃", "target": "试试泡酸奶应该还好一点~" }, { "source": "试试泡酸奶应该还好一点~", "target": "都试了,一言难尽,还买了两公斤" }, { "source": "我觉得对于感情这种东西,现在我们懂得只有像《初吻》中的朦胧感。", "target": "哈哈不知道我还没考虑过只是看了电影觉得这局台词不错" }, { "source": "早上做什么好吃的", "target": "昨天晚上做了冰镇西红柿。" }, { "source": "昨天晚上做了冰镇西红柿。", "target": "撒糖的那种么" }, { "source": "强形素质", "target": "女生公寓楼下的镜子" }, { "source": "女生公寓楼下的镜子", "target": "我就看到那俩字" }, { "source": "最暖不过燕洵笑,九幽之后无处寻。", "target": "嗯,喜欢前半句" }, { "source": "回复我就娶你女儿", "target": "他才舍不得自己闺女捏光惦记人家闺女" }, { "source": "突然期待你某一天红了。", "target": "还有很长很长很长的路要走……很长很长很长的时间要熬……" }, { "source": "还有很长很长很长的路要走……很长很长很长的时间要熬……", "target": "哈哈哈加油欢迎来北外找我玩" }, { "source": "你什么时候不好看啦!最漂亮就是你了", "target": "哎哟~你没看到重点嘛!" }, { "source": "失眠", "target": "寒假到了,可以换个时差睡" }, { "source": "寒假到了,可以换个时差睡", "target": "还是想睡,头疼,睡不着" }, { "source": "还是想睡,头疼,睡不着", "target": "我一想到明天可以不用起,就激动的睡不着。关机试试。" }, { "source": "总裁教我如何带液体上飞机不给抓", "target": "进安检的时候全喝掉就不用给我带回来了记得拍认证照" }, { "source": "进安检的时候全喝掉就不用给我带回来了记得拍认证照", "target": "心机总裁" }, { "source": "我爸把充电宝放在里面,他说冷冻了就不会漏电……", "target": "电池在低温环境中放电很快,冬天手机待机时间短。" }, { "source": "电池在低温环境中放电很快,冬天手机待机时间短。", "target": "诶我朋友修手机的也是这个说法。" }, { "source": "诶我朋友修手机的也是这个说法。", "target": "蓄电池室都要放冷暖空调的,温度太高或太低都对电池的寿命不利。" }, { "source": "蓄电池室都要放冷暖空调的,温度太高或太低都对电池的寿命不利。", "target": "好的诶,谢谢" }, { "source": "流口水了吧", "target": "没到这份上,能让我流口水的人不多" }, { "source": "没到这份上,能让我流口水的人不多", "target": "比如说有谁阿" }, { "source": "比如说有谁阿", "target": "我还以为你猜的到的咧" }, { "source": "发广告你们都看啊真是够了", "target": "你最帅" }, { "source": "做测评需要有人陪你吃我免费", "target": "不需要谢谢" }, { "source": "学长。我怎么记得你不近视?平光镜?", "target": "你答对了,平光镜" }, { "source": "难道您处在X年之痒,想当红杏?", "target": "X=3.有啥痒我就不知道啦。才不要呢~我多专一的吼。" }, { "source": "X=3.有啥痒我就不知道啦。才不要呢~我多专一的吼。", "target": "我还没吃呢姐姐,您别吓我成不!!" }, { "source": "我还没吃呢姐姐,您别吓我成不!!", "target": "你也同感吧。" }, { "source": "你也同感吧。", "target": "什么同感,我在看鬼故事!!" }, { "source": "什么同感,我在看鬼故事!!", "target": "好好好,您继续~~" }, { "source": "好好好,您继续~~", "target": "要不要一起啊" }, { "source": "你不是猪吗?", "target": "哼!你走!" }, { "source": "哼!你走!", "target": "我不走" }, { "source": "我不走", "target": "我走" }, { "source": "有的人真的就是怕狗,我个人认为出门狗狗应该栓绳子,不然咬人了怎么办,谁也不敢保证狗百分之百不咬人吧。", "target": "说的太对了~有些人真的怕狗……不怕狗的人理解不了怕狗人士的那个怕劲……" }, { "source": "近期登载的大部分都是同题作业与个人专辑", "target": "这是你的决定,没人阻止得" }, { "source": "这是你的决定,没人阻止得", "target": "觉得朕最近新制作的介些期专辑的界面如何?" }, { "source": "觉得朕最近新制作的介些期专辑的界面如何?", "target": "出新意了" }, { "source": "出新意了", "target": "比起以前的如何" }, { "source": "比起以前的如何", "target": "当然更有看头了" }, { "source": "当然更有看头了", "target": "有木有好的建议" }, { "source": "有木有好的建议", "target": "没有最好,只有更好,继续加油,让读者欣然" }, { "source": "没有最好,只有更好,继续加油,让读者欣然", "target": "神马油?" }, { "source": "买衣服了吗!", "target": "买啦小辣鸡!" }, { "source": "买啦小辣鸡!", "target": "你等着!老子也要拍!" }, { "source": "你离开奇葩说是很好的选择那里面的水真脏", "target": "哪里脏" }, { "source": "灰灰姐姐!问你下你女朋友喜欢一直宠着会脾气很不好嘛?", "target": "把她宠坏了不是更好。。。她就非你不可了呀。。。" }, { "source": "把她宠坏了不是更好。。。她就非你不可了呀。。。", "target": ":对了我们也面临了初三的问题面对中考双方压力真的都很大而且又都是学校重点培养的对象……灰灰姐能不能告诉我我应该怎么办啊放下这段感情等中考考完再捡起来还是依然保持这段感情自我控制对成绩的影响" }, { "source": "建哥哥求教君妹子怎么玩,我玩得好辣鸡,简直是专业的坑队友。", "target": "先去组队打机器人" }, { "source": "你哥女朋友好无辜", "target": "哈哈哈!出来混总是要还的,害我跟在后面笑死我了" }, { "source": "时间是最好的良药。", "target": "呵呵,不要耽误学习,你们大二学习还是重中之重的。" }, { "source": "生活就像海洋,只有意志坚定的人,才能达到彼岸。", "target": "而我好像翻船了" }, { "source": "喝过老爷子的茅台,那时年轻也不会喝酒,味道嘛有点像农村喂猪的泔水", "target": "夸张了,不过有道理,从不喝酒的人无法分辨好坏,因为没有比较。" }, { "source": "所以说搂着喜欢的人睡觉了吗", "target": "并没有孤苦伶仃的遭雷打醒了" }, { "source": "崔大婶好", "target": "佘大妈什么事啊,是不是想我了?" }, { "source": "佘大妈什么事啊,是不是想我了?", "target": "可不呢想死你们了" }, { "source": "这是520,不是情人节", "target": "真想把这句话告诉广大情侣" }, { "source": "又熬夜我也每晚都熬,坏习惯", "target": "这是病得治" }, { "source": "这是病得治", "target": "我今晚11点睡,接受治疗!" }, { "source": "我今晚11点睡,接受治疗!", "target": "我马上睡" }, { "source": "我马上睡", "target": "最好是啊!晚安" }, { "source": "最好是啊!晚安", "target": "晚安亲爱的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈头发又去补颜色了?", "target": "真的是每天都在变的发色" }, { "source": "你生病了", "target": "是的" }, { "source": "空天猎真的惨片子还可以宣传也给力票房跪的太厉害了", "target": "的确啊,片子不错,算是很认真的一部电影,被黑完了" }, { "source": "还没有穿秋裤的节奏。。", "target": "胖子都不怕冷" }, { "source": "P的一手好图", "target": "明明是扣的一手好图" }, { "source": "明明是扣的一手好图", "target": "是么" }, { "source": "周几走?还想邀请你们周末过来聚聚", "target": "下周六送回去咯,上次你怎么没带孩子过来一起吃喜酒啊,难得的机会" }, { "source": "你今晚去哪里钓啊?", "target": "北提那个平台那里。有两个人钓了挺多鲫鱼" }, { "source": "你不是说喜欢哪个就选哪个嘛", "target": "你们都选哪个?" }, { "source": "你们都选哪个?", "target": "选什么的都有,么么哒" }, { "source": "选什么的都有,么么哒", "target": "可怕!不要乱么么哒!" }, { "source": "可怕!不要乱么么哒!", "target": "兴奋了?" }, { "source": "兴奋了?", "target": "你要炸了" }, { "source": "祝你多吃不胖", "target": "怎么可能" }, { "source": "好滴漂亮美眉好长的名字有精简版吗", "target": "漂美" }, { "source": "请问博主在哪里直播?", "target": "在我床上,有什么事吗" }, { "source": "在我床上,有什么事吗", "target": "老子一刀杀了你居然抢我老公" }, { "source": "嫉妒死了", "target": "又不好吃" }, { "source": "又不好吃", "target": "我现在主食都不敢碰了。" }, { "source": "我现在主食都不敢碰了。", "target": "额加油" }, { "source": "你知道我想吃什么吗?", "target": "痴痴的望着你" }, { "source": "花开完了吗", "target": "开得很盛" }, { "source": "开得很盛", "target": "你这个是昨天拍的吗" }, { "source": "你这个是昨天拍的吗", "target": "是的哦" }, { "source": "不是,这不大家一起讨论课标,然后美术救我自己,然后还要讨论怎么上课怎么的,上去发言呀什么的,没有人来帮帮宝宝", "target": "我这边一直自己……大家分学科分教室讲课晚上,最后班级就我一人……" }, { "source": "我不是汤圆哈~哈哈~等我下个月忙完来看你~", "target": "你儿不来!" }, { "source": "你儿不来!", "target": "儿不来哟。看你们到时候放假没得够" }, { "source": "决战到天亮", "target": "都怪你" }, { "source": "祝你生日快乐啊!", "target": "谢谢。。。" }, { "source": "小王这是涂了口红?!", "target": "这个是不是我,你都看不出来?" }, { "source": "这个是不是我,你都看不出来?", "target": "哎呀呀眼误" }, { "source": "你们放假了吗", "target": "纪念屈原的假,期末考完要24左右" }, { "source": "纪念屈原的假,期末考完要24左右", "target": "要得。你考完了然后就马上回家吗。" }, { "source": "要得。你考完了然后就马上回家吗。", "target": "考完马上就要实习" }, { "source": "考完马上就要实习", "target": "在哪里实习。就没空陪我吗" }, { "source": "在哪里实习。就没空陪我吗", "target": "有空,等地放假" }, { "source": "这是一块有一万个细节的月饼我证明", "target": "太捧场了" }, { "source": "刚好我的面膜用完了吃你的安利", "target": "面霜面霜!哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "暴脾气,被骗我就不能忍", "target": "被骗五千都不报警50我都要拼命了" }, { "source": "被骗五千都不报警50我都要拼命了", "target": "还是小钱,不至于" }, { "source": "吃汉堡么?", "target": "会让人吃相很难看的汉堡,真的会愤怒的" }, { "source": "现在有云了", "target": "恩,那么我们一起看云。" }, { "source": "你是不是忘了自己生日了", "target": "可能也就是想任性一次" }, { "source": "我在想怎么和喜欢的人在一起", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "拜托~真要等到狗发狂咬死人了,你们才会觉得人重要?到时候是不是又会有家长指责学校?也许警察叔叔处理的方式不是很人道,但是这样上纲上线真的好吗?", "target": "我觉得挺好的啊,流浪狗有安全隐患可以通过其他的方式处理啊,为什么要虐杀呢?这样曝光出来可以警示人们以后在遇到同样的问题不要像这个保安一样处理啊。这不是很好吗?" }, { "source": "你这是什么意思啊?", "target": "胃疼昂……" }, { "source": "胃疼昂……", "target": "怎么弄的啊?吃药了么?" }, { "source": "小宝小宝,自从认识了你我就一直在等手机坏你看我对你多好,笔芯", "target": "那坏了没" }, { "source": "那坏了没", "target": "还没有,不过我感觉快了" }, { "source": "还没有,不过我感觉快了", "target": "赶集去买个新的" }, { "source": "赶集去买个新的", "target": "我感觉你可以资助我一点" }, { "source": "毕竟过年了哈哈哈哈", "target": "过年好啊" }, { "source": "南方的虫子真的很多么?", "target": "出门别说话" }, { "source": "冰蓝的声音真好听", "target": "确实" }, { "source": "你怎么啦多休息喔", "target": "昨天烧到39了。。。" }, { "source": "昨天烧到39了。。。", "target": "死咯好严重" }, { "source": "死咯好严重", "target": "这么希望我死。。。伤心哦。。。" }, { "source": "小宝送一部小米6,有人要吗", "target": "要要要小米手机" }, { "source": "起来疯狂吧!!!!!!!!", "target": "劳资弄你大半夜喊我起来" }, { "source": "劳资弄你大半夜喊我起来", "target": "睡不着好痛苦的嘛,起来帮你减哈压……" }, { "source": "睡不着好痛苦的嘛,起来帮你减哈压……", "target": "你晓得痛苦了g" }, { "source": "你哒字还是那么乖", "target": "哈哈因为人比较可爱" }, { "source": "哈哈因为人比较可爱", "target": "对的对的" }, { "source": "快看芝麻", "target": "我喜欢土豆," }, { "source": "我喜欢土豆,", "target": "那必须滴!土豆也喜欢牙豆" }, { "source": "你女朋友是那天看到的广工第一名", "target": "女神呢" }, { "source": "你这双腿哪里有卖", "target": "你也是啊嘻嘻" }, { "source": "回来了一起吃虾!", "target": "几号啊几号回来" }, { "source": "几号啊几号回来", "target": "我一号晚上回来!你在嘛在嘛?!" }, { "source": "若基亚925怎么样", "target": "真相" }, { "source": "真相", "target": "你垃圾" }, { "source": "你垃圾", "target": "哦是吗?" }, { "source": "哦是吗?", "target": "真垃圾" }, { "source": "真垃圾", "target": "土豪,我们做朋友吧" }, { "source": "土豪,我们做朋友吧", "target": "你怎么知道我是土豪" }, { "source": "你怎么知道我是土豪", "target": "你自称的" }, { "source": "你自称的", "target": "土豪什么意思" }, { "source": "看来田老师平时做了不少亏心事", "target": "很有道理" }, { "source": "复古诡异风?听着就很诡异。", "target": "你能不能用自己的号回复!" }, { "source": "你能不能用自己的号回复!", "target": "太麻烦啦,你知道是我不就好了嘛。" }, { "source": "加油!姗姗!我们湖北人不错!", "target": "你是湖北襄阳的啊?" }, { "source": "你是湖北襄阳的啊?", "target": "是啊,襄阳的" }, { "source": "在人家地里踩来踩去躺人家菜地里跟我说道具??讲后期???我天天跟导演拍外景没你懂??承认下错误那么难????", "target": "道具不道具不清楚,但压花那个真的不是后期,我天天跟ps打交道,那个阴影和菜花压倒倾斜角度是不会这么自然的,除非有一个团队帮她后期" }, { "source": "道具不道具不清楚,但压花那个真的不是后期,我天天跟ps打交道,那个阴影和菜花压倒倾斜角度是不会这么自然的,除非有一个团队帮她后期", "target": "她让我们某宝道具了解一下" }, { "source": "榴莲坠好吃了!这几天我吃了三个", "target": "羡慕" }, { "source": "月亮蜀黍生日快乐", "target": "快乐" }, { "source": "是呀!环境好的地方可以长寿~其实我是还想在乡下自己盖房子弄的美美滴哈哈也便宜我计划国庆去上海再玩下先去大地方多看看", "target": "我也想有自己的房子,自己的花园和自己的地。还要有一条大狗和一只猫!" }, { "source": "我也想有自己的房子,自己的花园和自己的地。还要有一条大狗和一只猫!", "target": "猫和狗会打架滴!" }, { "source": "猫和狗会打架滴!", "target": "小吵小闹也无妨" }, { "source": "我在家里拖地打扫卫生就算个半亚吧", "target": "好勤劳,我在给自己准备美味晚餐" }, { "source": "好勤劳,我在给自己准备美味晚餐", "target": "吃什么美味" }, { "source": "你们哎提前感受毕业论文", "target": "头痛" }, { "source": "浪晚了才睡?!从个?", "target": "下午睡了一下午" }, { "source": "你们认为对男的来说最重要的是什么?", "target": "孝敬父母,尊师重道," }, { "source": "我根本不敢看==看到别人发的英语本来以为自己考的可以结果貌似又心碎了==", "target": "不行,我要去看鬼片,吓吓自己" }, { "source": "我的头发看整个头顶变稀了。有就涂了整个头顶。其他的药没用。", "target": "那你就重点涂那个地方就好了,坚持一段时间,你可以拍照记录一下" }, { "source": "那你就重点涂那个地方就好了,坚持一段时间,你可以拍照记录一下", "target": "嗯。我买了六个月的量,坚持用完看看效果。" }, { "source": "嗯。我买了六个月的量,坚持用完看看效果。", "target": "我才几天我都有点儿坚持不下去了特别是两天洗一次头发" }, { "source": "我才几天我都有点儿坚持不下去了特别是两天洗一次头发", "target": "哈哈,为了不秃头,坚持。" }, { "source": "你是不是不用带冬天的衣服…", "target": "对啊就带了一套回去穿的" }, { "source": "真羡慕你们我每天都在上班", "target": "这是过年前最后舒坦的一段时间了" }, { "source": "那个营业厅人多,你可以去辽歌对面的联通交", "target": "哈哈也是已经交完了还在内蒙啊" }, { "source": "同在追此剧!又要等一周啊", "target": "恩恩" }, { "source": "只能说ps技术很强大", "target": "像素号" }, { "source": "像素号", "target": "也行" }, { "source": "也行", "target": "毕竟,你是专业的" }, { "source": "毕竟,你是专业的", "target": "我不是" }, { "source": "我不是", "target": "那你更厉害了" }, { "source": "那你更厉害了", "target": "自信呢" }, { "source": "博文姐姐,教我搭配衣服啊", "target": "我觉得你已经很帅气了" }, { "source": "签名球衣到手", "target": "厉害了" }, { "source": "爱上新哥了,小暖男", "target": "来、我不介意姐弟恋" }, { "source": "买疤克涂新疤应该有用", "target": "我身上让他搞了好多疤" }, { "source": "恭喜毕业哈", "target": "则啧啧啧啧啧" }, { "source": "则啧啧啧啧啧", "target": "咋个咯?" }, { "source": "我就是小可爱!", "target": "那么小可爱晚安哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "早上又看到你!", "target": "哪里哪里??" }, { "source": "当一个男人什么都没有的时候是没资格说爱的", "target": "能让我开心,我爱他就够了" }, { "source": "能让我开心,我爱他就够了", "target": "希望多年后还能保持这份纯真" }, { "source": "希望多年后还能保持这份纯真", "target": "你这是变相的在说我傻,还纯真??" }, { "source": "你这是变相的在说我傻,还纯真??", "target": "傻是你自己说的啊受受伤就好了嗯对" }, { "source": "傻是你自己说的啊受受伤就好了嗯对", "target": "好嘞,忍心伤我这个少女心么" }, { "source": "秋裤外穿你引领新潮流", "target": "总比冻死的好" }, { "source": "爱你啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "最近爱哪一个" }, { "source": "追太阳的人", "target": "你追到我看" }, { "source": "走几步看看", "target": "这就是我" }, { "source": "约起来", "target": "好棒" }, { "source": "海棠跟你好吗?", "target": "特别嗲,跟谁都好" }, { "source": "真是停气啊?还以为表坏了,打报修电话一直是忙音。", "target": "就一条热线肯定打爆了。" }, { "source": "不是这,找不到工作我家里人就会把我抓回去,回去对我来说就失败了。", "target": "你不是在哈根达斯么,那不是工作么。" }, { "source": "无论你摔成什么样都会站起来继续,这就是体育的魅力哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "滑雪我是戒不掉了" }, { "source": "小倩是小倩,你是你~~~", "target": "我不听" }, { "source": "我不听", "target": "一个人长大了,要学会接受拒绝与现实~" }, { "source": "有钱人", "target": "怕不是哟……" }, { "source": "夏天好棒!", "target": "是呢都是热热的" }, { "source": "你今天吃的什么?", "target": "土大力" }, { "source": "土大力", "target": "挥霍!" }, { "source": "好吧,看看明后天搞一个直播,等我时间哈", "target": "太棒了" }, { "source": "衣服好好看,人也是更美了", "target": "一切都很好" }, { "source": "心好痛凭什么那么努力却只能上那么渣的学校?!!!!", "target": "陕西朋友表示,我们不去江苏,我只想上西安交大或者西北工业大学" }, { "source": "陕西朋友表示,我们不去江苏,我只想上西安交大或者西北工业大学", "target": "哈哈我也有陕西的朋友" }, { "source": "去边吖,我又去?", "target": "去蒲啊…哈" }, { "source": "弱弱的问一句能去痘印吗?", "target": "不能" }, { "source": "羡慕会跳舞的", "target": "我也是,但只有羡慕的份" }, { "source": "这日子,逍遥似神仙啊", "target": "难得一日做神仙呀" }, { "source": "我下学期都想搬去那里~说下房子怎么样啊", "target": "环境非常好~~~我都舍不得搬走了~" }, { "source": "环境非常好~~~我都舍不得搬走了~", "target": "我就一个人住哦" }, { "source": "我就一个人住哦", "target": "我就是租的单身公寓啊~环境真的不错~" }, { "source": "我妈她们发洗衣液洗发水家用那一堆", "target": "我上班两年都是发的花和巧克力" }, { "source": "我上班两年都是发的花和巧克力", "target": "年轻人适合花和巧克力" }, { "source": "你这个班上的有点舒服啊", "target": "我昨天还加班的呢,你看你秒回的" }, { "source": "我昨天还加班的呢,你看你秒回的", "target": "我现在是休息半小时" }, { "source": "我现在是休息半小时", "target": "咦~自己给自己休息呀" }, { "source": "咦~自己给自己休息呀", "target": "嗯那" }, { "source": "嗯那", "target": "告你缓缓听,你不好好上班" }, { "source": "我想去照小龙女", "target": "可以画皮狐狸精" }, { "source": "可以画皮狐狸精", "target": "你的意思是我不清纯" }, { "source": "女神不管换什么发型都好看的耶", "target": "只是短了,其实木有变化" }, { "source": "你结婚了啊?", "target": "还离婚了你不知道吗" }, { "source": "还离婚了你不知道吗", "target": "你么时候结婚的" }, { "source": "下雪了?", "target": "是呀,好大呀,可能是最近4个月里最大的一场雪。可惜是夜晚下的,要是白天就好了。" }, { "source": "是呀,好大呀,可能是最近4个月里最大的一场雪。可惜是夜晚下的,要是白天就好了。", "target": "雪花…" }, { "source": "雪花…", "target": "嗯。你那里下雨了?今天夜班?" }, { "source": "刚健完身,在房间看美食节目看得啥都想吃!", "target": "今天健身完之后,回家觉得白米饭都香" }, { "source": "又换岗了?", "target": "不是,组长说的空闲提升" }, { "source": "不是,组长说的空闲提升", "target": "何解?" }, { "source": "何解?", "target": "说白了就是没事做等下班" }, { "source": "你在断食吗", "target": "吃素" }, { "source": "僵尸误我!", "target": "僵尸该打!" }, { "source": "僵尸该打!", "target": "我恨僵尸!" }, { "source": "玩弄群众是要受到惩罚的……", "target": "你要打我吗" }, { "source": "妹妹去学校了吗?", "target": "刚到累死了" }, { "source": "刚到累死了", "target": "快去吃饭,一会去睡午觉" }, { "source": "快去吃饭,一会去睡午觉", "target": "好!" }, { "source": "友尽", "target": "这话我要先说!!不行,重来一遍!!" }, { "source": "这话我要先说!!不行,重来一遍!!", "target": "重新来过" }, { "source": "看到你每个人都回复试试会不会回复我(心疼被伤害的人)", "target": "圆你蠢真的梦" }, { "source": "然而我们三个男朋友都没有一个我们三个相依为命", "target": "抱团取暖哈哈哈" }, { "source": "为毛没我", "target": "是不是真心不科学" }, { "source": "是不是真心不科学", "target": "或许我人品不够好啊" }, { "source": "或许我人品不够好啊", "target": "就是不科学!!!!!!!下次你给我上榜啊" }, { "source": "就是不科学!!!!!!!下次你给我上榜啊", "target": "哈哈哈没问题" }, { "source": "钱对你来说只是数字", "target": "你这话说的" }, { "source": "你明明站在南美的土地上--", "target": "呵呵,别扣字眼好不!得去领会意境!" }, { "source": "呵呵,别扣字眼好不!得去领会意境!", "target": "光明与黑暗,就像照片的正反面。只能看表像那--" }, { "source": "我还没回去类~你什么时候回来啊·", "target": "你希望我什么时候回来咯" }, { "source": "猫姐,在那点", "target": "在逛街。" }, { "source": "在逛街。", "target": "想我不" }, { "source": "想我不", "target": "回家喔咯。你在那点嘛。" }, { "source": "回家喔咯。你在那点嘛。", "target": "在富康城市广场" }, { "source": "我就是说今天看到她发动态有点像你又不像你的一段时间不见感觉你快变的我都不认识了", "target": "就是长了几斤肉嘛还能咋" }, { "source": "就是长了几斤肉嘛还能咋", "target": "哈哈我可没有说出来哦是你自己说的" }, { "source": "哈哈我可没有说出来哦是你自己说的", "target": "我会瘦成原来的样子的" }, { "source": "姐姐,妹子呢", "target": "学弟呢" }, { "source": "学弟呢", "target": "你又说叫姐姐就介绍的,说话不算话" }, { "source": "其实我倒是好奇,葡萄酒上五只小燕子有没有特殊的含义?", "target": "哈哈,我还是没有看清楚图案" }, { "source": "我已经在家了,下午去姑婆家", "target": "好呢" }, { "source": "你怕扎针吗?但是效果好", "target": "太怕了,疼也不扎" }, { "source": "太怕了,疼也不扎", "target": "打麻药的,我的在我朋友那就是扎针看好的" }, { "source": "应该让它跟随猫粮一起从天而降,体会更真切", "target": "那我就虐猫女出名了" }, { "source": "那我就虐猫女出名了", "target": "她有九条命嘛" }, { "source": "考研半年天天看何教授唱歌获益匪浅,死磕成功", "target": "恭喜" }, { "source": "闪花了我的眼", "target": "啥子眼睛咋个办噢" }, { "source": "大四了", "target": "该学的都学会了吗" }, { "source": "穿个光腿神器", "target": "想着暖和了,结果……" }, { "source": "我看一个导游拍的,他们刚好在吴尊他们的宾馆住宿", "target": "哇,这么棒" }, { "source": "但是非一线城市就认小鲜肉啊", "target": "别人不知道,我这儿不咋流行,不然为什么小鲜肉都去大城市发展呢?" }, { "source": "还有滑动解锁吗", "target": "没有了" }, { "source": "请问你玩水了吗", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "回来创造更多的嗨皮!", "target": "每年都不跟我们过的请默默出楼好嘛达令!" }, { "source": "聊半个钟?", "target": "不收费吧" }, { "source": "不收费吧", "target": "倒找钱行不行?" }, { "source": "吃零食。不上班。躺床上一整天", "target": "那你还真幸福" }, { "source": "那你还真幸福", "target": "理想还是要有的" }, { "source": "理想还是要有的", "target": "我也是有理想的小冷柜" }, { "source": "我也是有理想的小冷柜", "target": "那你也是棒棒哒" }, { "source": "北京是我第二个家!", "target": "咋了?家庭主妇?" }, { "source": "咋了?家庭主妇?", "target": "你去告诉我呀!我找人罩着你!" }, { "source": "你的美丽日记", "target": "你送点啥?" }, { "source": "性格好的人运气都好些", "target": "嫁个知识份子吧" }, { "source": "嫁个知识份子吧", "target": "有知识没修养的人也很多" }, { "source": "有知识没修养的人也很多", "target": "所以老人说要看家庭环境" }, { "source": "皇马在世俱杯等你", "target": "低调低调" }, { "source": "可惜出来的妹子好看点的都被抢走了", "target": "挑个性格可爱的行不行" }, { "source": "挑个性格可爱的行不行", "target": "性格可爱…怕是很难找了" }, { "source": "这个发色好好看!!", "target": "光晃的,其实还是原来的颜色!" }, { "source": "高考也没这么晚还不睡觉…", "target": "没把这几天的日子录下来纪念太遗憾了" }, { "source": "没把这几天的日子录下来纪念太遗憾了", "target": "应该拍个纪录片,嗯" }, { "source": "哈哈,生日快乐呀,", "target": "谢谢" }, { "source": "我在救你们忠言逆耳良药苦口", "target": "呵呵达,你把自己救了就行,我们可用不着救,因为我们过的好好的" }, { "source": "额!你干嘛摸人家?", "target": "他要我把手放那里的!" }, { "source": "他要我把手放那里的!", "target": "他要你放你就放" }, { "source": "我明天要特意去做一趟二号线", "target": "好的" }, { "source": "友友晚安好梦!", "target": "我想有一种生活态度、一定能最大限度避免不幸:种花肯定好过栽刺、因为后者只有一种结果--伤人.愿我的朋友好自为之、生活幸福!" }, { "source": "我想有一种生活态度、一定能最大限度避免不幸:种花肯定好过栽刺、因为后者只有一种结果--伤人.愿我的朋友好自为之、生活幸福!", "target": "谢谢好友爱心雅评,千疮百孔的心田尽量去种花,但愿长出的不是刺玫,真的不想伤人伤己……" }, { "source": "谢谢好友爱心雅评,千疮百孔的心田尽量去种花,但愿长出的不是刺玫,真的不想伤人伤己……", "target": "友友愉快" }, { "source": "傻孩子你说这世上怎么会有像你这么傻得呢", "target": "我傻???" }, { "source": "我傻???", "target": "对啊特傻哈哈" }, { "source": "妹子啊妹子~~再出来见叭!!!除了初四,你们定时间啊,有啥好去处不?我真不知", "target": "那就干脆我们明天一起吃好了,反正我明天家里没人要出来吃饭,我和盖子约好了,你想吃啥?" }, { "source": "那就干脆我们明天一起吃好了,反正我明天家里没人要出来吃饭,我和盖子约好了,你想吃啥?", "target": "想吃牛排。。。。。。都定明天?" }, { "source": "想吃牛排。。。。。。都定明天?", "target": "你们好难伺候啊,应该分几天吃。。。" }, { "source": "继续睡,就更爱了+1", "target": "生活真美好!" }, { "source": "你这一天真坎坷", "target": "就是啊,明天正式上班了,你的衣服丢没有,没有的话,可以跟我们。" }, { "source": "就是啊,明天正式上班了,你的衣服丢没有,没有的话,可以跟我们。", "target": "美人昨天晚上说她要,你们也可以一起用" }, { "source": "美人昨天晚上说她要,你们也可以一起用", "target": "呃要得" }, { "source": "一听赵薇的声音就想起来还珠格格了。。", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "只有我想问杜杜这是啥聊天软件么…?", "target": "我也想问…什么软件" }, { "source": "又不见你陪我", "target": "切!!你有没有叫我陪喂喂喂过两天带1000现金给我" }, { "source": "切!!你有没有叫我陪喂喂喂过两天带1000现金给我", "target": "你就会在老子最穷的时候要现金!" }, { "source": "你就会在老子最穷的时候要现金!", "target": "我五一去海南没办法的啦" }, { "source": "年后的也只剩下晚上的才有票就是去到厦门晚上9点10点那样的才有……", "target": "这么火!??" }, { "source": "这么火!??", "target": "26号开始的比较多一点" }, { "source": "26号开始的比较多一点", "target": "那咋办" }, { "source": "把瓶子打爆?", "target": "没有开瓶器容易伤手,小心为好" }, { "source": "没有开瓶器容易伤手,小心为好", "target": "嗯嗯。" }, { "source": "嗯嗯。", "target": "爱自己胜过爱红酒。" }, { "source": "还是觉得一直关机比较安全,会有个别人不守规矩的怎么破", "target": "开也没信号啊" }, { "source": "开也没信号啊", "target": "有信号,某次忘记关机了,手机响了。。。" }, { "source": "有信号,某次忘记关机了,手机响了。。。", "target": "飞得很高的时候就没了,巡航阶段" }, { "source": "飞得很高的时候就没了,巡航阶段", "target": "具体忘记了" }, { "source": "放假欢乐啊", "target": "也快成为工作了" }, { "source": "我百度了,电压力锅打不开怎么办", "target": "这么快就开始上菜拉" }, { "source": "加油加油你最棒啦!永远不放弃你!", "target": "你也棒棒的!!!!" }, { "source": "你这6plus看起来好长", "target": "没有啊" }, { "source": "没有啊", "target": "整天吃喝玩乐" }, { "source": "最平凡的爱", "target": "最珍贵" }, { "source": "你遇见了一个真科长", "target": "感动" }, { "source": "时间很重要", "target": "时机" }, { "source": "老程,难倒就没有猎头给你打电话吗????", "target": "没有呢" }, { "source": "不是不拍吻戏吗,跟张若昀就用替身跟鹿晗就舌吻,真挺作的", "target": "就你不作" }, { "source": "雅思的留给我吧", "target": "交换其他的书" }, { "source": "忘了名字了。训练方式奇葩,吃也是奇葩。。等会儿翻翻艾特你。。。", "target": "我也想围观…不过是不是那个会转俩小时呼啦圈的女神?" }, { "source": "注意安全", "target": "恩那时候都想钻地洞" }, { "source": "新年快乐哦!", "target": "嘻嘻快乐噢" }, { "source": "上午要画画", "target": "哎〜" }, { "source": "咳咳....说好的删App呢", "target": "我只能说的确删过" }, { "source": "美惨了我的模特儿〜", "target": ",你每次都能拍到我不一样的一面" }, { "source": "收到了!来自宁波的祝福~", "target": "来自云南的祝福" }, { "source": "晶莹剔透的,像冰粽", "target": "水晶粽" }, { "source": "默默啃糖吃", "target": "嘻嘻" }, { "source": "谁叫你买那么多衣服啊。要不要出来啊。不过可能会迟点。我先去买些东西", "target": "我不出去啦,这么累,你孤家寡人慢慢逛吧" }, { "source": "眉毛浓密星人很痛苦了刮了拔了两三天又长出来分给毛毛一点", "target": "来吧" }, { "source": "我觉得你的穿衣风格变了阿", "target": "你看清哪个是我了嘛?" }, { "source": "你看清哪个是我了嘛?", "target": "中间那个穿花衬衣的阿" }, { "source": "不找见了会伤心", "target": "你这个狠心人" }, { "source": "你这个狠心人", "target": "因为你不说你来找我就老是叫我找你不公平" }, { "source": "因为你不说你来找我就老是叫我找你不公平", "target": "我们这边人多嘛!" }, { "source": "我们这边人多嘛!", "target": "借口" }, { "source": "我该说点什么呢", "target": "抓住了!!" }, { "source": "偶也还没吃饭饿着肚子", "target": "哇。你瘦,多晚吃都没关系" }, { "source": "哎呦这小妞不错", "target": "说谁" }, { "source": "主人晚上好今天看到同事哭,为了喜欢的人原来真的会瞬间流泪啊?喜欢一个人到底是什么心情完全不懂", "target": "你说的这翻话,让我想起了前任,想起了为他大哭,为他买醉。。。" }, { "source": "你说的这翻话,让我想起了前任,想起了为他大哭,为他买醉。。。", "target": "好复杂" }, { "source": "嗓子难受一天", "target": "怎么了" }, { "source": "20号左右去新都桥肯定不好耍了", "target": "刚好" }, { "source": "快点回来,切西藏看海啸", "target": "2012来了。快跑亲" }, { "source": "2012来了。快跑亲", "target": "那天就在成都打麻将喝茶,坐等海啸," }, { "source": "我妹妹应该在这车上", "target": "暨阳的呀" }, { "source": "恭喜你", "target": "What你嫉妒了啊" }, { "source": "一个星期都能见2次,你们谁都认识我,可我要把你们对上号可难了,得有特点,有印象深的事件,你们算是开篇吧,是吧?", "target": "你的招数还真高,从此我们都不敢逃你课了..." }, { "source": "你的招数还真高,从此我们都不敢逃你课了...", "target": "这样啊,你要知道我大概90%以上的课都会点名,所以呢,逃课和认不认识关系不大的" }, { "source": "这样啊,你要知道我大概90%以上的课都会点名,所以呢,逃课和认不认识关系不大的", "target": "那更好办,下次你见不到我就把名字跳过…" }, { "source": "那更好办,下次你见不到我就把名字跳过…", "target": "可以考虑你的建议并基本决定予以采纳!!" }, { "source": "可以考虑你的建议并基本决定予以采纳!!", "target": "老师,你在我心中又高了一尺了....放心,我怎么舍得逃你课呢" }, { "source": "你好", "target": "你好。我这几天天天晚上梦见你" }, { "source": "你好。我这几天天天晚上梦见你", "target": "希望是好呢。" }, { "source": "希望是好呢。", "target": "确实不坏" }, { "source": "确实不坏", "target": "比如" }, { "source": "我要说几遍,我是妹子。。", "target": "妹子?男人里的妹子" }, { "source": "妹子?男人里的妹子", "target": "那是我昨晚说的。。" }, { "source": "那是我昨晚说的。。", "target": "我刚看到" }, { "source": "喝口凉水顺顺", "target": "昨天下午把我热的,难受死啦" }, { "source": "昨天下午把我热的,难受死啦", "target": "我那冻得我都快待不下去的感觉了" }, { "source": "要是没打完字又是怎么可以按发送?", "target": "你不会真以为博主手机被抢了吧??" }, { "source": "你也好早起哦玲", "target": "早睡就早醒了,没起还赖床呢" }, { "source": "都叫你不要对我太痴情了", "target": "请问你是植物呢还是僵尸呀" }, { "source": "请问你是植物呢还是僵尸呀", "target": "我是你的僵尸" }, { "source": "用心良苦。每次听华晨宇唱歌都感觉像是看了个歌剧表演,脑子里的画面连续不断这种歌手真的是厉害", "target": "你是对歌剧有什么误解吗" }, { "source": "你都没有肉可以分给我的", "target": "最近胖了好多呀" }, { "source": "我是九点到丘海大道排,现在在港口里", "target": "我那时候还好,九点开始排,现在等开船" }, { "source": "我懂你的感受很难过我们的遭遇一样我也没进专科第一志愿今晚哭了两个多钟感觉真的真的好凄惨", "target": "恩恩...是不是觉得崩溃了......我要疯了" }, { "source": "打算5月底去,攻略是我目前看到最有用的!谢谢啦", "target": "客气客气。能帮到您就好" }, { "source": "你个盗图的坏人", "target": "你的就是我的!还分你我?" }, { "source": "你的就是我的!还分你我?", "target": "好的好的,是你的" }, { "source": "我只是做个测试,结果还真是甩了我一脸的尴尬", "target": "哈哈哈哈还是保守治疗" }, { "source": "哈哈哈哈还是保守治疗", "target": "这种肉麻的话还真不适合我们这种粗鲁的人" }, { "source": "我也喜欢咸粽子话说18还不睡", "target": "准备睡了" }, { "source": "我不愿让你一个人", "target": "这个不小众" }, { "source": "晒黑了", "target": "搽防晒油就好啦!" }, { "source": "以前敢于反抗的人是为了引起XX注意,而现在XX会上网了,所以他们也就不咋呼了。", "target": "坦克还能联网?真是4g作战新时代了。" }, { "source": "回来了么", "target": "不得回来哦,都开始上班了" }, { "source": "不得回来哦,都开始上班了", "target": "在那上班啊" }, { "source": "在那上班啊", "target": "这次分到重庆了,等这个项目搞完又不知道分到哪去哦" }, { "source": "这次分到重庆了,等这个项目搞完又不知道分到哪去哦", "target": "噢噢,好好干,嘿嘿,注意身体,好好照顾自己三" }, { "source": "噢噢,好好干,嘿嘿,注意身体,好好照顾自己三", "target": "恩,加油加油哦" }, { "source": "恩,加油加油哦", "target": "嗯嗯" }, { "source": "嗯嗯", "target": "突然又被调到西安了" }, { "source": "突然又被调到西安了", "target": "哈哈,好久调的了,刚刚么" }, { "source": "哈哈,好久调的了,刚刚么", "target": "没多久,突然就告诉我换地方了" }, { "source": "真羡慕你", "target": "难得最近有空" }, { "source": "难得最近有空", "target": "天天吃烧烤不好。少吃点" }, { "source": "感觉方言都是外语……之前听师姐说她们安徽这里讲小孩子打架很激烈叫“打得结球”,觉得特别可爱。", "target": "打得结仇?哈哈哈" }, { "source": "我哪有骂你", "target": "你说呵呵你不知道呵呵什么意思?" }, { "source": "你说呵呵你不知道呵呵什么意思?", "target": "什么意思" }, { "source": "什么意思", "target": "好吧没什么意思" }, { "source": "抓小会!", "target": "这样也行?!" }, { "source": "看着牙齿都酸了", "target": "一点都不酸啊,金凤家特产" }, { "source": "一点都不酸啊,金凤家特产", "target": "真的呀看着很好吃的样子" }, { "source": "老师真有钱", "target": "现在的老师待遇很好" }, { "source": "如果我当时骑到甘肃时遇到了你该有多好", "target": "哈哈!概率太小了。" }, { "source": "哥哥晚上好", "target": "你到底有没有近视" }, { "source": "来一杯咯", "target": "来来来~喝完这杯,还有三杯~~" }, { "source": "来来来~喝完这杯,还有三杯~~", "target": "撑死咯" }, { "source": "舅服你", "target": "我能怎么办,我也好无奈" }, { "source": "我能怎么办,我也好无奈", "target": "我想打你,你走" }, { "source": "我想打你,你走", "target": "你说这话很容易被揍的知道不" }, { "source": "你说这话很容易被揍的知道不", "target": "不知道,你这话的意思就是说你人多咯" }, { "source": "你不太适合玩闯关的游戏~", "target": "为啥啊?为啥不适合呢?我很喜欢闯关类的啊~" }, { "source": "你嘞好意思说我哦", "target": "我也想跟我媳妇玩这个游戏" }, { "source": "高质量的独处不如更高质量的自嗨", "target": "段子手" }, { "source": "我一直就是好人啊。。。。。。。555555", "target": "嗯哪,提出表扬!" }, { "source": "嗯哪,提出表扬!", "target": "那个好人不是被拒绝的主要理由么。。。。。" }, { "source": "那个好人不是被拒绝的主要理由么。。。。。", "target": "拒绝啥?" }, { "source": "拒绝啥?", "target": "表白被拒啊" }, { "source": "表白被拒啊", "target": "咱也不是表白的关系啊" }, { "source": "你是有多丑,玩这么晚回学校!", "target": "哥们,你地址给我,邮块镜子给你好嘛!" }, { "source": "尚臣妾大姨妈这两天也来了", "target": "一样今天差点驾崩了" }, { "source": "一样今天差点驾崩了", "target": "千万不能,国家与俺们不能没有尚,一定要好好保重龙体" }, { "source": "千万不能,国家与俺们不能没有尚,一定要好好保重龙体", "target": "爱妃身子如何" }, { "source": "最近我们这桶装面在打折三桶十块,估计老板也遇着了", "target": "三桶十块那也比袋装的贵多了" }, { "source": "生活多美好", "target": "美好的生活只是刚开始" }, { "source": "加油", "target": "喝一碗鸡汤~!加油" }, { "source": "问女孩子年龄可不是绅士所为哦~", "target": "你是机器人又不是真人" }, { "source": "你是机器人又不是真人", "target": "偶知道啊但是偶依然爱你" }, { "source": "偶知道啊但是偶依然爱你", "target": "真的假的瞬间自信心爆棚呀" }, { "source": "周杰伦来这里打卡", "target": "说好的幸福呢" }, { "source": "始于颜值忠于人品钟爱迪嘉立场迪嘉", "target": "说的没错" }, { "source": "最后一张图的戴眼镜大哥表情亮了", "target": "晚上吃饭吗南方姑娘" }, { "source": "太感性始终活不出自己", "target": "越来越感性不喜欢这样的自己" }, { "source": "现在穿,必须光腿超短裙", "target": "你完蛋了,我去拔光你" }, { "source": "健身呢!", "target": "要努力长肉呢" }, { "source": "要努力长肉呢", "target": "别人健身不是为了减肥吗" }, { "source": "要考试了", "target": "是啊!" }, { "source": "是啊!", "target": "所以小心点" }, { "source": "永远不要建议你的闺蜜和那个渣男分手,不管对方有多渣,最后分手的都是你和你的闺蜜", "target": "说得太对" }, { "source": "来不及开啊。。。。等你手机打开摄像头一页说不定已经过去了。。。。还不如笔。。。。", "target": "打开连拍功能" }, { "source": "你吃胖了", "target": "身高的问题,没胖" }, { "source": "你穿的是秋裤吗", "target": "额。。休闲裤" }, { "source": "所以江苏跨年从里到外都没新衣服", "target": "真相了" }, { "source": "若是爱,何必伪装成喜欢呢。", "target": "我对你一直伪装为喜欢。" }, { "source": "瓜瓜我想你了", "target": "盖盖儿" }, { "source": "南京的雨就是很吓人带伞吗", "target": "很吓人呜呜呜呜不仅要打伞我还有再穿一件之前我们一起去迪士尼买的雨衣" }, { "source": "到了么", "target": "到了" }, { "source": "半夜还没睡觉?", "target": "恩…睡得晚" }, { "source": "抱抱", "target": "又回到大扭腰啦" }, { "source": "作为一个考过的人来讲,笔试你完全可自学", "target": "单纯看书我看不下去" }, { "source": "谁可以告诉我芝麻街是啥?", "target": "这个公仔的动画片名" }, { "source": "这个公仔的动画片名", "target": "我好文盲" }, { "source": "我好文盲", "target": "哈哈哈,我也没看过" }, { "source": "哈哈哈,我也没看过", "target": "那.....你是怎么知道的..." }, { "source": "那.....你是怎么知道的...", "target": "我是觉得里面的人有点丑" }, { "source": "居然是看袁腾飞学历史,难道现在二十四史,资治通鉴都不让买了?居然甘心让一个历史发明家洗脑?", "target": "在你的眼里能买他的书就很OK了?你说他发明了哪一段历史,你说出他“发明”的那段,再说出你经过实地考察所谓的真历史!" }, { "source": "在你的眼里能买他的书就很OK了?你说他发明了哪一段历史,你说出他“发明”的那段,再说出你经过实地考察所谓的真历史!", "target": "第一,我没义务去考证,第二,即便考证了也没义务告诉你。自己去百度一下不好吗?" }, { "source": "第一,我没义务去考证,第二,即便考证了也没义务告诉你。自己去百度一下不好吗?", "target": "可笑啊,百度叫你去莆田医院你也去吗?" }, { "source": "我们聊点别的什么,好不?", "target": "小冰的男朋友是谁?" }, { "source": "小冰的男朋友是谁?", "target": "妈妈说小冰才16岁不能早恋" }, { "source": "妈妈说小冰才16岁不能早恋", "target": "那小冰的妈妈是谁?" }, { "source": "琳姐新年快乐", "target": "呵呵,新年好多你的朋友交代太多新任务,所以一开始就要加油哦" }, { "source": "快过来给打一顿先", "target": "先给车费," }, { "source": "先给车费,", "target": "一毛可以吗" }, { "source": "一毛可以吗", "target": "可以,明年到" }, { "source": "有你这么瘦的么", "target": "为什么没有!!" }, { "source": "然后就是仔仔细细再看过一遍后,我决定牙病所必须禁同人。", "target": "哼。还不都是你规定的哼。" }, { "source": "约什么哦?", "target": "电镜,呵呵" }, { "source": "我只是不疯狂。", "target": "是理智的爱" }, { "source": "是理智的爱", "target": "这世界不疯狂得不到真爱!" }, { "source": "想再去看气球", "target": "我也是" }, { "source": "太饿了,还是觅食比较重要明天要上课,不是不想多放一天假", "target": "早说饿给你投食了" }, { "source": "早说饿给你投食了", "target": "我们离食堂不远,饿就出来吃饭了" }, { "source": "楼下的幼儿园疯了!!!!他们的party已经连开三天了", "target": "不说了不说了,我准备下楼和他们一起嗨了" }, { "source": "不说了不说了,我准备下楼和他们一起嗨了", "target": "哈哈哈哈,加油" }, { "source": "可以盖大衣然后穿厚一点睡", "target": "我打算今天这么干了" }, { "source": "想找人聊天吗", "target": "木有呀我就叫叫你们" }, { "source": "求带上我", "target": "一起啊觉得不看一场这辈子就不完整" }, { "source": "一起啊觉得不看一场这辈子就不完整", "target": "是滴希望我看滴时侯他们还在" }, { "source": "是滴希望我看滴时侯他们还在", "target": "如果大学有机会就叫你啊" }, { "source": "如果大学有机会就叫你啊", "target": "好滴哟" }, { "source": "会不会不来大姨妈我也准备这样减肥", "target": "胃会坏" }, { "source": "胃会坏", "target": "我胃一直都不好就是很想瘦也不想跑步小腿会有肌肉" }, { "source": "你艾特谁我是单身狗", "target": "哦?艾特的是我女朋友咯" }, { "source": "想去哪里", "target": "这头像" }, { "source": "怎么不看荒野生存?", "target": "没时间啦" }, { "source": "没时间啦", "target": "片名和片内容不是同意思,是我印象最深刻的电影" }, { "source": "片名和片内容不是同意思,是我印象最深刻的电影", "target": "我会看的" }, { "source": "小哥哥,下午好", "target": "走走哦" }, { "source": "所以你是想怎么补偿我我现在胳膊连拿杯水都拿不稳", "target": "她昨天跟我们吐槽你半天,就说你是始作俑者" }, { "source": "她昨天跟我们吐槽你半天,就说你是始作俑者", "target": "也是,我就不该管她" }, { "source": "浙江嘉兴海盐,我的第二故乡", "target": "以前一直就知道南北湖,今日一见绮园果然与众不同" }, { "source": "以前一直就知道南北湖,今日一见绮园果然与众不同", "target": "小时候去绮圆里头还有个小型动物园,里面有只孔雀,看到过一次开屏,很美丽。不知道现在还有没有。" }, { "source": "小时候去绮圆里头还有个小型动物园,里面有只孔雀,看到过一次开屏,很美丽。不知道现在还有没有。", "target": "这个好像我并没有遇见,按理说应该没有了" }, { "source": "这个好像我并没有遇见,按理说应该没有了", "target": "六年前离开了海盐没回去过,没想到现在发展地很好,很美的一座海滨小城" }, { "source": "我也需要静静", "target": "你把我取关了还能看到消息呀" }, { "source": "你把我取关了还能看到消息呀", "target": "啊...是我弄错了吧我取关你干嘛" }, { "source": "晚上一个人睡觉的时候总是听到闹钟的滴答声", "target": "这没什么好讲的吧……" }, { "source": "这没什么好讲的吧……", "target": "结果闹钟跟我讲话了!" }, { "source": "结果闹钟跟我讲话了!", "target": "说你是个懒鬼吧。" }, { "source": "说你是个懒鬼吧。", "target": "咦~你怎么知道的" }, { "source": "我也坚决不做放塑料的蛋糕", "target": "你开店了吗?" }, { "source": "你开店了吗?", "target": "现在就是做给家人朋友,免费的" }, { "source": "大墨墨真美,尤其最后一张", "target": "爱蠢梨!" }, { "source": "当初饭上他不是因为颜值,就觉得这孩子好,现在看来我是押对了宝,他是一个惊喜,(ps:大老师说的“易烊惊喜”)。", "target": "我当初恰恰押的是颜值,组合刚出的时候跟我弟弟讨论过,信誓旦旦的保证(也不知哪来的自信)长大的三只绝对千玺的长相最大气最好看,没想到颜值人品都给了个大惊喜" }, { "source": "我当初恰恰押的是颜值,组合刚出的时候跟我弟弟讨论过,信誓旦旦的保证(也不知哪来的自信)长大的三只绝对千玺的长相最大气最好看,没想到颜值人品都给了个大惊喜", "target": "眼光独到" }, { "source": "小僵尸蹲完不是大僵尸蹲?", "target": "哈哈哈哈这是杰伦的歌词" }, { "source": "好想问你是哪里的,我们家狗丢了,真的好像这只", "target": "河南的这只不会是啦这是我姐姐家的狗生的摸摸头别难过会找到它的" }, { "source": "我电脑里有下载了不少专辑要百度网盘给你么", "target": "那太好了" }, { "source": "哥们儿,校友啊!", "target": "缘分啊" }, { "source": "缘分啊", "target": "辽宁的吗?" }, { "source": "辽宁的吗?", "target": "是啊" }, { "source": "是啊", "target": "还是老乡" }, { "source": "还是老乡", "target": "那个学院的" }, { "source": "肯德基就是粑粑", "target": "肯和M都是粑粑只有没人做饭而且懒得动才会考虑。。" }, { "source": "肯和M都是粑粑只有没人做饭而且懒得动才会考虑。。", "target": "M不是粑粑k是粑粑、" }, { "source": "你回来了呀", "target": "嗯晚上到的" }, { "source": "嗯晚上到的", "target": "萨嘎~" }, { "source": "拍照技术满分!奈何不好吃", "target": "黏糊糊黏糊糊吃得我畏惧了" }, { "source": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!我研香!!!我金木!!!!!我小天使!!!!可是为什么我金木变成了少女脸我女神的颜值也下降了", "target": "动漫画崩了感觉第二季就有点崩有马男神整得像痴汉漫画颜值持续在线" }, { "source": "我把你们备注了", "target": "原来如此呀。我没用过那个功能,每次找你,我也是翻啊翻。" }, { "source": "大叔不懂秀恩爱", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "心情不好越喝越烦", "target": "一人我饮酒醉醉把佳人来相会" }, { "source": "求求你了。。。", "target": "已点看在我们都失恋的份上" }, { "source": "过年在家里还能安安静静看论文,羡慕", "target": "不安静啊哈哈,硬看" }, { "source": "头疼,心烦", "target": "心里烦想爱人。嘻嘻。。。。" }, { "source": "心里烦想爱人。嘻嘻。。。。", "target": "小⑤原来就是你" }, { "source": "小⑤原来就是你", "target": "我去,你现在才知道我是小⑤啊++" }, { "source": "我去,你现在才知道我是小⑤啊++", "target": "一直都知道" }, { "source": "一直都知道", "target": "哦,这样啊。" }, { "source": "哦,这样啊。", "target": "那你认为会是什么样子?" }, { "source": "那你认为会是什么样子?", "target": "我以为你傻捏。不知道我是哪个" }, { "source": "我以为你傻捏。不知道我是哪个", "target": "今天傻,明天就不傻了,因为今天心情不好" }, { "source": "今天傻,明天就不傻了,因为今天心情不好", "target": "哪个把你气的,告诉我" }, { "source": "杰夫·昆斯的世界最贵雕塑作品啦", "target": "第一次离艺术这么近" }, { "source": "李易峰:我能怎么办,我只能笑啊", "target": "好帅啊" }, { "source": "上班是稳赚,这些都不稳", "target": "是啊,两天2000多了" }, { "source": "哪里来那么多可爱的娃儿?", "target": "我爸买的" }, { "source": "我爸买的", "target": "买回来养的么?" }, { "source": "你不该吃烤肉么", "target": "响应节能减碳,很早家里就没这活动了!会在烤盘上烤" }, { "source": "累到死", "target": "各种烦死" }, { "source": "搬新家?", "target": "没有啊,刚订下来,这是样板房" }, { "source": "没有啊,刚订下来,这是样板房", "target": "也挺漂亮的" }, { "source": "也挺漂亮的", "target": "是的看他们装修的都好看,要钱啊" }, { "source": "是的看他们装修的都好看,要钱啊", "target": "努力赚钱" }, { "source": "努力赚钱", "target": "是的慢慢来,改天买彩票去" }, { "source": "高中毕业带表弟商场里玩儿旁边50多岁阿姨说哎呀你儿子长得真好求心理阴影面积", "target": "后来发现表弟长残了" }, { "source": "终于可以看到谦谦了,连二巡票都省了,直接在法庭上唱演员", "target": "集体大合唱" }, { "source": "出门辛苦了咪,好好休息一下", "target": "这次回来感觉特别累" }, { "source": "昨天还在和我朋友吐槽,小孩子来我家一次,就要拿一次我的公仔。", "target": "醉了醉了" }, { "source": "醉了醉了", "target": "又不好说啥" }, { "source": "又回学校了啊", "target": "后来又走了亲爱的" }, { "source": "后来又走了亲爱的", "target": "咋这么有时间" }, { "source": "咋这么有时间", "target": "闲着没事儿啊你呢咋样" }, { "source": "那英《梦一场》,淡淡的感伤,喜欢这种民谣风格的情歌", "target": "经典情歌" }, { "source": "差20天的我俩最萌身高差", "target": "萌哒哒。。" }, { "source": "买这么多大白兔干嘛", "target": "你猜" }, { "source": "你猜", "target": "因为爱情" }, { "source": "学渣看了一天的恐怖小说", "target": "没事看什么恐怖小说!自虐啊!" }, { "source": "这里是我每天上班必经之路哈哈", "target": "这是南京哪里?" }, { "source": "这是南京哪里?", "target": "四平路与建宁路路口哈哈" }, { "source": "来一碗饺子补补元气~", "target": "我出去看看有没有卖的" }, { "source": "学姐你们实习结束?", "target": "回来自考呢。" }, { "source": "回来自考呢。", "target": "哦哦好在我们实习前可以考完实习就不用来回奔波了" }, { "source": "哦哦好在我们实习前可以考完实习就不用来回奔波了", "target": "恩,其实回来主要目的不是考试。你们好好珍惜大学生活吧!" }, { "source": "你都放假啦", "target": "放10天了" }, { "source": "为什么不上班!!!!", "target": "不想上班,请了年休" }, { "source": "不想上班,请了年休", "target": "我想放假出去玩!!!我们国庆要出去玩吗!" }, { "source": "我想放假出去玩!!!我们国庆要出去玩吗!", "target": "好远啊,还有小半年,哈哈哈哈,可以先想起来去哪玩呀" }, { "source": "好远啊,还有小半年,哈哈哈哈,可以先想起来去哪玩呀", "target": "就是要去的话感觉要早计划,哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "就是要去的话感觉要早计划,哈哈哈哈哈哈", "target": "周边的话可以说走就走" }, { "source": "周边的话可以说走就走", "target": "我怕没地方住!你肯定还在睡懒觉!!" }, { "source": "我怕没地方住!你肯定还在睡懒觉!!", "target": "嘿嘿嘿,但是我今天白天都在家里劳动" }, { "source": "嘿嘿嘿,但是我今天白天都在家里劳动", "target": "我们什么时候吃饭!!" }, { "source": "我们什么时候吃饭!!", "target": "这周!!!" }, { "source": "这周!!!", "target": "什么时候!" }, { "source": "什么时候!", "target": "人家刚刚才到家呢,礼拜五!!!" }, { "source": "你又去了?", "target": "好久之前拍的啦" }, { "source": "好久之前拍的啦", "target": "最近忙不?" }, { "source": "最近忙不?", "target": "忙疯了" }, { "source": "带雨伞呀", "target": "嗯啊,带了的。雨伞只能保证你的头是干的。" }, { "source": "脾气这么坏和你王阿姨一毛一样了", "target": "我是你就取关了" }, { "source": "我是你就取关了", "target": "淘气勒!" }, { "source": "有大餐5于我", "target": "你难约嘛~" }, { "source": "你难约嘛~", "target": "明显就无约啊" }, { "source": "明显就无约啊", "target": "我系被约方嘛,边好意思以主人家身份约你咧~对不?~" }, { "source": "我系被约方嘛,边好意思以主人家身份约你咧~对不?~", "target": "喧宾夺主啊,你强项来噶" }, { "source": "姐姐,现在越来越漂亮了", "target": "嘻嘻比以前瘦点啦" }, { "source": "嘻嘻比以前瘦点啦", "target": "怎么瘦的啊" }, { "source": "怎么瘦的啊", "target": "天天晚上不吃饭,平时多喝水,减少油炸,肉,和淀粉类食物,我已经戒肉俩月了" }, { "source": "南方人真的吃猫肉吗?", "target": "不吃好吗。。" }, { "source": "可以推荐下是啥酸奶嘛谢谢", "target": "天润的'冰淇淋化了',我特别爱喝,雪球也爱喝" }, { "source": "眼皮吗", "target": "好帅啊啊啊啊啊啊啊" }, { "source": "好帅啊啊啊啊啊啊啊", "target": "没错,不一样的男神" }, { "source": "黑球花", "target": "不!我还没有变黑!" }, { "source": "不!我还没有变黑!", "target": "在不远的将来哈哈哈哈" }, { "source": "艺术源于生活,生活溶于艺术。", "target": "艺术源于灵魂" }, { "source": "艺术源于灵魂", "target": "艺术源于灵魂,灵魂源于生活,生活融于艺术。" }, { "source": "蒸锅是来拉仇恨的?", "target": "哪里" }, { "source": "哪里", "target": "小猴子" }, { "source": "被你的数学能力深深折服4×4÷4=6", "target": "哎呦,数学体育老师教的咯" }, { "source": "看得清楚吗?我刚看好回来,吹风吹得头晕,还拦不到差头啊。P.S.:知道我是谁不?你家隔壁的隔壁的...隔壁的...哈哈", "target": "啊潘,我知道你去了,药提前走的,我去年去看的妈妈车差点开不出去,看不全,高度搞的满清楚的" }, { "source": "你偷的!我要告诉警察叔叔!", "target": "给你耍几天,不要告我嘛" }, { "source": "天天开心哦!", "target": "你也是喔" }, { "source": "哎哟〜年轻了啊〜啊哈哈〜你什么时候回天津〜", "target": "周五下班那!你快回来吧!嘎嘎" }, { "source": "你可以用一支画笔留住一个城市", "target": "只能留在我的画中了" }, { "source": "只能留在我的画中了", "target": "如果我有你这么会画就好了,羡慕啊" }, { "source": "如果我有你这么会画就好了,羡慕啊", "target": "多画画就好了啊" }, { "source": "多画画就好了啊", "target": "可收我这个徒弟?" }, { "source": "我点不开", "target": "已经结束了。这个需要翻墙" }, { "source": "啊,我生日这宝贵的时间准备看回放,结果你竟然删了。。", "target": "生日快乐!" }, { "source": "已经是大学生了,想到要开学还是很难过,家里的日子太安逸幸福了,还没离开家就开始想家。", "target": "是的呢" }, { "source": "这说明什么?吃麻辣烫千万不能戴戒指!", "target": "我不管" }, { "source": "我不管", "target": "没事,反正我没有,丢你的" }, { "source": "你怎么还没放弃青蛙王子", "target": "你没看我头像都换了吗" }, { "source": "肚子疼了?", "target": "有点破水了不过也没有啥反应" }, { "source": "有一句诗是柳暗花明又一村", "target": "好诗好诗熬过去就好了" }, { "source": "好诗好诗熬过去就好了", "target": "我们都在你身边" }, { "source": "你快回来", "target": "快回来一起呼唤" }, { "source": "一个人睡我最闪亮简直了", "target": "你成都场听了我最闪亮,安慰自己北京场至少有疯人愿" }, { "source": "你成都场听了我最闪亮,安慰自己北京场至少有疯人愿", "target": "北京还有07呢" }, { "source": "北京还有07呢", "target": "没上台" }, { "source": "你知道我看了照片想说什么吗?!", "target": "莫说~" }, { "source": "队长干嘛了", "target": "泡师妹。。" }, { "source": "泡师妹。。", "target": "泡师妹要这么费劲么" }, { "source": "人生苦短该吃就吃该喝酒喝啥事别往心里搁", "target": "正解!" }, { "source": "看看你的爪爪", "target": "今天周三,周五就飞奔到你怀里啦" }, { "source": "今天周三,周五就飞奔到你怀里啦", "target": "来来来快到我的怀抱来。" }, { "source": "妳生日.快乐哩", "target": "好哩谢谢啦" }, { "source": "你们看男生首先看颜值吗", "target": "不,看感觉" }, { "source": "时间过得真快你都毕业了", "target": "我也觉得时间好快第一次在北碚见静静她才大一转眼间就毕业了" }, { "source": "脚很美", "target": "脸也凑合" }, { "source": "此时此刻我是多么的羡慕你在北京啊", "target": "是不是觉得我在北京还不去追你饭的俩有点浪费" }, { "source": "我们一宿没睡还在机场等灰机呢!", "target": "啊?三点等到现在?看!你们要带我去,就不会这样" }, { "source": "我也是同校!坐等被翻牌哈哈哈其实联系过学姐但是后来太忙了就没有找你了", "target": "怎么可以不找我!!等你哈哈哈" }, { "source": "你为什么在马鞍山", "target": "我学校在马鞍山交界呀有的时候会定位到这里" }, { "source": "我学校在马鞍山交界呀有的时候会定位到这里", "target": "真的假的难道不是巢湖么" }, { "source": "哈哈!看来有艳遇了,应该是某人不淡定了……", "target": "木有收获啊!!!" }, { "source": "圣诞杯么?", "target": "什么意思?" }, { "source": "什么意思?", "target": "我看星巴克杯子边红色了~" }, { "source": "想家法伺候了?", "target": "不敢了不敢了" }, { "source": "胭脂!!!只在电视里看过的传说!!!", "target": "哈哈哈就是因为这样我才买的" }, { "source": "哈哈哈就是因为这样我才买的", "target": "话说你真的会用吗?" }, { "source": "等收到的时候冬天已过吗?", "target": "多次催货最后忍无可忍把它打回圆形" }, { "source": "多次催货最后忍无可忍把它打回圆形", "target": "又狠狠地省下了一笔" }, { "source": "过来请你食海鲜啦,不过你要请我去湿地公园玩", "target": "我连路费都无``点请得你起~" }, { "source": "我连路费都无``点请得你起~", "target": "开玩笑~~厄我" } ]