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gfunk420
1,352,494,007,000
I have been back and forth with the insurance provider and dentist. My dentist was supposed to confirm what services were covered under my plan & I made sure to inform them that I only wanted services that were cover in full (I just went in for a cleaning). Basically, I went to one dentist earlier in the year and went to the dentist who is billing me later in the year. My plan only allows for 1 set of x-rays and a "comprehensive dental exam" every 24 months. Do I have to sue my dentist????? Has anybody been in a similar situation?
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Flopsey
1,352,493,611,000
I can speculate wildly on my own.
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12xfhw
savvysab
1,352,490,350,000
Other than spend them what should I do with em? They were meant for vegas this weekend but plans fell thru
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12xb5e
myfault
1,352,486,285,000
I was reading this [website](http://www.businessinsider.com/10-famous-quotes-that-are-misattributed-2011-7?op=1), and I was wondering, which other phrases you guys know that were misattributed?
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12xa39
MotorboatingSofaB
1,352,485,341,000
I usually get Turkey and Cheese w/ LTM, grilled chicken with fresh mozz and red peppers or Ham and Cheese, but I want to try something new. So what is your favorite sandwich?
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12x7u6
bobthereddituser
1,352,483,190,000
I know the individual pages have their subscribers listed, and the edit page lists subscribers (but isn't ranked). Thanks.
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12x7af
shmeggt
1,352,482,701,000
A while back, someone posted that a woman spooning a man is called a "Jetpack". I now use that all the time. Besides the fact that cats can sleep in all sorts of poses, what is the best thing you've learned from Reddit?
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MiddleEastern
1,352,480,685,000
I want to start working towards a hard goal but need ideas.
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12x4ou
Doctor_of_Recreation
1,352,480,168,000
I actually used to be in school for opera. I majored in Music with a double emphasis in Music Theory and Vocal Performance. I think I was pretty decent; my first semester I was cast as Rosalinde in our production of *Die Fledermaus* and I always had a fairly important role after that, up until my last role as Pamina in *Die Zauberflöte*. But I ended up having to drop out and start working, and I haven't been in a music class or performance in about 3 years. If I knew I had the security to try again, I would drop everything in a heartbeat and go back to school for that. So what about you? What are you doing now? What is your dream job? How would you get there?
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12x1bi
KaseyB
1,352,476,916,000
I need distractions from work :(
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pseudonym1066
1,352,475,704,000
I did a science degree and then an MA in an unrelated field and ended up as an english teacher. I was a bit of a coder when I was younger, and have been intrigued by the notion of being a software engineer. Does anyone work in that field? Any thoughts about how you started/advice? I know a bit of Vbasic and Basic (and HTML, CSS, Flash) and am thinking of learning C++ and Javascript.
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OferZak
1,352,475,420,000
That direct line between Soviet Union and US helped the two nations communicate in case they were ready to blast each other into oblivion. So I'm just wondering if the US has any emergency hotline to Iran.
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Killerbunny123
1,352,473,471,000
I have a couple: * I failed a math test in third grade. My teacher told me "Oh, well you're just not very good at math." So I believed her, and didn't put much effort into math for the next few years since I figured I just couldn't do it anyway. * Same teacher. I was doing homework from the textbook and when I finished did the next assignment, thinking I'd "get ahead" and help myself out. Turns out that what we were doing in class the next day. I got yelled at in front of the class because I wouldn't have anything to do during that time when everyone else was working. As a result I thought that it was "*wrong*" to do extra work for a class.
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wellhushmypuppies
1,352,471,363,000
For what it's worth, we're both 50+ and not athletic. We enjoy US History, gardens and museums; have less interest in anything military or sports related. EDIT: I suspect the best time of year to see Chicago is the spring? As for S.C., maybe the fall? We can drive to S.C., and we're particularly interested in that genteel old south kind of vibe. Probably won't have too much time for the beach.
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speaktodragons
1,352,466,654,000
I would like to find who bans the most as Example: Do /r/conservative ban people more than /r/liberal or visa versa? Which subredditor moderator bans the most and least? I would think their must someway of collecting this data and creating a report. Thanks!
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12wsl9
indorock
1,352,465,352,000
?
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Prophet_Muhammad_phd
1,352,444,546,000
Sorry, didnt know which subreddit to post in & /r/technology doesnt allow these posts. Thanks =)
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iamhenrybond
1,352,428,099,000
How many reddit.com accounts have you created? THIS INCLUDES THROWAWAYS and accounts that you used simply to upvote your post, or to post on something that you don't want to be posted on from your main account. Please fill out my survey! http://www.instant.ly/s/VCdcVcBhAAA. Results WILL be posted in a week from Friday! So check back right here for the link!
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12w484
canisdormit
1,352,427,176,000
I really need help finding info on death by chopsticks.
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bigben42
1,352,426,135,000
I'll start http://99gifs.com/-img/505b9d64afa96f7a59000e6c.gif
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12vyw8
Xnfbqnav
1,352,422,186,000
If I had to explain why you should be putting the seat down for your female cohabitants, it's because peeing as a woman is a surgical operation compared to being a man. I've been on both sides of the equation, trust me.
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12vyb1
psykikduk
1,352,421,610,000
No need for throw-away's Let's keep these confessions legal. I'll start. I lied on reddit.
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12vy83
effinloaves
1,352,421,539,000
Do you enjoy their enthusiasm or do you find them annoying? Do you have a story about how far a teacher's pet has gone to impress you or win you over?
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freckleburger2
1,352,590,111,000
i'm curious to know the worst thing you ever did.
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12zdoq
dzendian
1,352,586,693,000
I just played Cards Against Humanity... laughed my ass off. New favorite game. Your turn.
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smartalbert
1,352,586,479,000
it seems people i met only know about their grand parents and that's it . i am under the impression old timers were short sighted, or maybe they just didn't care or thought about their descendants other than their children? in the future our descendants will be able to have some understanding of who we were by reading the traces of ourselves we make on the internet, how do you think this will change in their lives, their identity? what other subreddit do you think could have something to say about all this? edit: by 1920 we started to have an all right understanding of heredity ... it seems obvious to me that most families with children should have started to keep a book to note their illnesses in case it could be of some help to their descendants. how come we are not doing that right now?
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1upped
1,352,584,129,000
inb4 first world problems, inb4 you're spoiled
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yopd1
1,352,569,774,000
My wife has been watching Full House and The Brady Bunch. I just saw MacGyver and was trying to figure out at what age it would be appropriate for my son who loves building and inventing things.
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poliscijunki
1,352,568,555,000
Mine is Motril, Spain. Beautiful place, right on the Mediterranean. Friendly people, amazing food.
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f8trix
1,352,558,187,000
Have you been feeling down lately? Passing of a friend or family member? Need advice? Even suicidal? Suffering from depression or other mental illness? Well, earlier in the year I was suffering from extreme social anxiety and was self harming and attempted suicide twice. Since then I've blossomed (only word I could think of), I've made friends, cleaned up my appearance and now according to many girls am the most attractive guys they know and gaining a lot of popularity and much more attention. Suicidal thoughts no more too. I feel for people which are in the situation I was in and also any other bad situation. So how is everyone, does anyone need help? I will respond to everyone that replies eventually. Even if this gets 2000 replies I will respond to them all eventually or if it gets to much replies (thought it will probably be buried haha) will get some others to help out. Stay happy people.
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WtfWhereAreMyClothes
1,352,554,210,000
My pick is r/photoshop battles. Funny pictures with high photoshop potential are posted and everybody replies with hilarious shopped images in the comments. The only issue is the sub has so few people that it's rare for posts to have more than a few comments on them, which is a shame.
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FearMeForIAmDan
1,352,551,982,000
I made a [comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/1234th/what_would_you_say_is_must_get_software/c6rt0ki) a while back about the best free software to get, and someone decided that it helped them so much that they gave me a month of reddit gold. Obviously, I've never used it, so what things do you guys use it for?
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timekillah
1,352,548,519,000
the name of the subreddit is /r/realitytales and from my pov I think it can even be a default one if the community will grow.
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frankThePlank
1,352,548,442,000
**edit: I reworded the title, when typing it, and left in the "I." It should read: "Multilinguists, are there speech impediments that don't occur in English?."** Because English, obviously, doesn't use every mouth sound, I'm interested to know if mouth sounds of other languages are affected by their own version of a common speech impediment (like a lisp).
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peetss
1,352,534,470,000
I remember this story http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2012/09/mars-rover-curiosity-to-make-a.html and I cannot help but wonder what the effect on the human race would be if Pyramids were discovered on Mars by Curiosity.
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Sprunt2
1,352,530,698,000
I went to a restaurant and the waiter after seating us did not bring us water or come to the table for 20 minutes, never walked by our table did not even acknowledge we were there during that time. Finally when he did show up he did not apologize for taking so long and just pretended like nothing was wrong. He got our food and handed us the check and was done never apologizing or anything. The restaurant was not busy, we were two people there out of about 8 including staff. So when it came time for the bill I didn't tip him because I didn't think he deserved it and I wrote on the back of the receipt why he didn't. The next time we came in he was working another section but took the time to come over and tell us he was sorry. This was almost 3 weeks later. Which tells me that it helped to get that feed back. When I have told friends this in the past they said that that was the wrong thing to do and that I shouldn't have cared that he took 20 minutes getting to us in an empty restaurant. He was there for a job to get money and live and it shouldn't matter how long it takes to get to the customer as long as they get to them you should tip them. Needless to say I think the opposite So is what I did wrong or right? I write on the back of the receipt if its a small tip as well to let them know how to serve customers better. Would this help you or just piss you off? EDIT: waitresses feel free to add on I'm sorry I left you out of the title.
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TangoZippo
1,352,529,527,000
Looking for a dynamic duo of two male TV characters with unique and unforgettable bond. My picks: * Troy and Abed (Community) * Dr. Bashir and Chief O'Brien (Deep Space Nine)
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12y7m0
firstcity_thirdcoast
1,352,520,803,000
Was it reading under the covers? Debating with your imaginary friends? Shamelessly masturbating? Inquiring minds want to know, so let's nostalgify for a minute.
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alsorobots
1,352,515,561,000
I was watching the Walking Dead last night and having read the comics, it struck me that my heart was pounding while watching it, but I didn't feel anywhere near the emotional impact from reading the source material. Have any of you ran across the same thing? Also, reading Watership Down didn't upset me but I can't watch any part of that movie without welling up with tears.
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Sarah_Connor
1,352,513,184,000
Mine: /r/throwing
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TheMasque
1,352,678,297,000
I smoke amberleaf hand-rolling tobacco. it's about £3.70 for 12.5g, or 30 ciggies. I intend to start smoking straights once money is more abundant, but I genuinely don't know if I'll be able to bring myself to pay the kind of money it'll cost in that future.
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XinuBakeki
1,352,674,900,000
I'm 17 years old and going to a job interview for a full time job at a kindergarden in 13 hours. Pretty (as in really, really) nervious. I have a mediocre feeling about the outcome, but they did contact me right away after i sent the aplication and seemed very interested. So, any advice on how i should behave, appear, what kind of questions i'll get asked....?
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13111o
SheepwithShovels
1,352,670,980,000
It can range from subplots and themes to animals and celebrities. I don't really have an idea for it yet, so anything is helpful.
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pciceland
1,352,669,523,000
Reddit, i was thinking about what to do if i got mugged on a dark street downtown somewhere on earth. What if I just said nothing and instantly when i sensed what was about to happen, sprinted away as fast as I could before he could open his mouth. Has anyone done anything similar to this and was it successful?
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130zau
humankirk
1,352,669,314,000
I want to know where you made some great memories so I can, too.
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PriscillaPresley
1,352,669,115,000
I was just thinking about the idea that African-Americans are more likely to be falsely convicted, and those convictions are likely to be attached to harsher sentences, so I was wondering if African-Americans were more likely to be against the death penalty.
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130yut
badblueboy146
1,352,668,896,000
Idea taken from /r/europe.
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130y72
godotiswaitingonme
1,352,668,237,000
I'm quite interested in the subject and would like to know to what extent it affects your day-to-day lives when it comes to social conversation, living areas and so on.
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caesar1
1,352,665,388,000
My gf was forced to take this semester off of college due to poor grades. In order to come back next semester she has to write a 5ish page appeal essay. She really needs to start writing it, but is constantly procrastinating and finding it impossible to focus and actually get any work done on it. I know it can be really difficult to write about this kind of stuff, especially when theres a lot at stake. But how can I motivate her to sit down and focus without making her feel like I'm insensitive to her feelings and being obnoxious?
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MJive
1,352,665,230,000
Also, what are public schools saying about this? I'm sure health class is more interesting recently.
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130khn
matanc1
1,352,654,076,000
I've recently finished the 2nd Kingkiller chronicle books and all 3 books of the Mistborn series. Any suggestions?
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AKPhilly1
1,352,653,805,000
When I'm walking behind three people who happen to be in a "V" formation, I imagine I'm Star Fox. When one of them peels off or falls behind, I'll think to myself "Slippy!!! NOOOO!!!"
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canisdormit
1,352,652,608,000
I would very much like to have sexual relations with that "woman," but I don't have her $5 fee and I don't want to contract aids. My question is, do I go for the sex without the condom and five bucks? Think your mom will be cool?
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130gwg
gwsteve43
1,352,649,708,000
God I hope this doesn't get NFSW
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130fee
ceramicfiver
1,352,647,520,000
I'm 23, socially ~~awkward~~ inexperienced and in undergrad. I'm a white middle class American in the north east suburbs. And yes, I realize culture and geography play a huge part -- I'm not that ethnocentric. At what point does it switch in your culture/language, for that matter? And I'm not that gender-centric either -- ladies, what age do you stop calling males "boys" and switch to saying "men"? Edit: ***PLEASE READ THE THREAD BEFORE COMMENTING*** I have had over 9000 people fill my inbox with some variation of [SinnerOfAttention's](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/130fee/at_what_age_do_you_stop_calling_females_girls_and/c6zraik): "Whatever age they start acting like a woman and not an immature little girl... could be 18 could be never. People are different." As well as some variation of: "It depends on the context." Why are these people telling me something that's already in this thread? [Because they want to be consulted](http://www.ftrain.com/wwic.html).
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CCMSTF
1,352,646,513,000
I'm from Europe, have no plans to visit or anything, I'm just wondering. I remember hearing something about up to 6 plants being allowed, but if you only get one ounce from six plants....well, you don't exactly have a green thumb. Do you think coffee shops will be opening up? I went to the norml.org/ website, but it doesn't seem to be updated yet.
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DrunkenBeard
1,352,631,320,000
Hi, This is a question that has always eluded me. If we assume that the world is continuous then every interval should be comprised of an infinite number of smaller intervals, which then brings me to my question: If I am trying to draw a line that covers the original interval, why doesn't it take me an infinite amount of time to cover the infinite smaller intervals? Or in simpler words: if there are infinite numbers between 0 and 1 (unit doesn't matter) why can I start a line at 0 and reach 1 at all? Is our world discrete?
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Wintermutemancer
1,352,629,911,000
The premise of this show is that, somehow, all electricity is gone. Thus, people cannot drive cars, ride motorcycles or fly planes. But, what about diesel engines? AFAIK, they don't need any electricity or sparks to operate?
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himrcheezle
1,352,614,545,000
So I'm applying for a position at the USPTO as a trademark attorney. I'm VERY interested in trademarks, but I don't want my application to be among a mass of applications of out-of-work attorneys who are just sending in their apps to every open attorney position. This is my IDEAL job, so I was wondering if anyone had any advice or suggestions?
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09112001
1,352,606,831,000
Despite being non-Christian, mine is **[God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by Annie Lennox.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlsJD8RlhbI)** It's an amazing cover, and the music video incorporates pagan elements into it, like the Holly King. Annie is actually an atheist as well.
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elj0h0
1,352,604,512,000
This has appeared on TV and movies like "Untraceable", but has it ever happened? Or is this a case of Hollywood inventing a crime? I'm sure the thrill of live viewers would excite some individuals, so why has no one ever done it?
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Clayburn
1,352,602,698,000
Feel free to explain.
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wateryinrivergate
1,352,596,786,000
After a very long climb up through poverty, I've finally landed my first full time job at 33. I love it- I love having the stability, and the benefits, and making $10 an hour. It's wonderful. Now I was reading in another reddit about people recommending that one goes backpacking through Europe. If I tighten my belt as much as possible, I could possibly save $100 a month. So in a year that would be $1200, in two years $2400. Is that enough for a backpacking trip through Europe to last a lifetime or is there something that I'm missing? Is there any way to do that sooner?
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MiddleEastern
1,352,596,399,000
I want to earn money and need ideas to make some on the side.
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soggies
1,352,763,507,000
Same with any other countries whose past regimes have been reviled, do they honor their veterans (of that era) just as the USA and UK do?
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zvika
1,352,760,749,000
[Obama COME AT ME BRO'ing with the whatchamacallit.](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2012/11/12/13/enhanced-buzz-wide-28620-1352744015-8.jpg)
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Diabetesh
1,352,756,969,000
All I have known my entire life (21) is my dad's business. I've grown to learn it, love it, and looked into taking it over. Our building owners are in the process of trying to sell and we need to look elsewhere to move. We can't find a suitable place to move, competition opened up this weekend, new big box stores have made it hard to stay competitive, building a new building cost too much, and everything seems to be going down the toilet. I feel lost, anyone else in the same boat?
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Killerbunny123
1,352,756,771,000
Likewise, what awesome things did your parents do that you'll copy when you have children of your own?
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SayWhatIsABigW
1,352,753,416,000
I know it means "She is amusing, funny" but what does this have to do with cards?
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N-Man
1,352,751,648,000
EDIT: I'm not going to use any of the ideas in any way. I swear, really.
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themvf
1,352,750,841,000
I'm at my school going to the bathroom. I guess someone brought their little kid to school, and that little kid had to go to the bathroom too. So the father and the kid are in the stall next to me, and after the father wipes the little kid (I know he was wiping the kid because the kid was mad because the father didn't tell the kid to bend over to wipe) the kid kissed the father. The father asked, "why did you kiss me?" to which the kid responded, "because I love you."
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postdarwin
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Traditionally American males imagine themselves as batting in the final game of the World Series or some such fancy. I sometimes dream I'm a high-priced sniper hidden on a rooftop in some European city, and yes I know it's fucked up, but I think I just like the feeling of settling in and waiting for the assassination target to arrive.
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IloveGN
1,352,742,758,000
I've asked quite a lot of my female friends that question and none of them could give me a real answer.
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jondabomb
1,352,739,972,000
How do forensic investigators piece together information from crashes to deduce what caused it? How does a black box help?
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Gormogon
1,352,737,382,000
Meh, some arse on music downvoted me within about 15 seconds. Hope he stands on many legos. *Anyway* It does class as rock right? Absolutely love them, love "System of a down" too. Trying to find music within that range. Nothing more "metal" than SoaD and nothing softer than Puddle. I tried Greenday, Incubus and they aren't really my thing. Any suggestions? Even really obscure stuff, I don't mind. You get bonus points for English groups (I'm English), the only group that I like currently is "Muse"
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theguywhopickedkirby
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There seems to be a lot of theories out there of how a zombie apocalypse would go. So what do you think has the best chance of causing it? Movies often show governments completely crumbling, what do you think?
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Fibonacci35813
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Nothing too personal; age, gender, maybe occupation, usage, etc. Would you take it seriously? Do you think others would? I am aware that other subreddits have done them, but I would be interested in doing one sitewide. **Note:** The survey would be anonymous, i.e. it would link to another survey that would not be tied in anyway to your name, or username **Note2:** Please upvote, it would be nice to get a better sample of input (e.g. not simply the people browsing r/new).
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br0wnb0y
1,352,721,876,000
Ever since the age of two, I have learned and worked on playing the Tabla, and Indian classical drum set. Being born and raised in Canada though I have noted my opportunities to pursue and earn income with this ability have not really presented themselves. I would love to pursue it and eventually make good usage of it, however the lack of it has really made me second guess my desire to pursue it further. What should I do?
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deadmantizwalking
1,352,708,829,000
So I am seeing pretty pathetic payout figures from people regarding insurance on reddit so just throwing this out there. Please give country and age. Myself first 29m in Singapore with Life and disability 120k usd Accident 60k usd Critical/dreaded diseases 80k usd Medical full coverage with 10% copay 280kusd yearlycap, guaranteed renewal. What are yours? And share your risk planning considerations.
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hey_i_tried
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I just covered this (my enemy, had it coming) girls car in ketchup and mustard with a newspaper wallpaper(on windows)... toothpaste under the door handles... and a nice creme fraiche topping of a bag of old wet leaves... mulberry paste in the trunk handle. What have you guys done to your enemies?
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Hotpotabo
1,352,701,212,000
I just missed the deadline to an important homework assignment because I was goofing off on Reddit. I actually had it finished and everything, I just had to submit it online. But my browser opens up directly to Reddit, so I was instantly distracted and forgot what I was even on my computer for.
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hey_i_tried
1,352,695,651,000
One of adversaries in life is parked in my parking lot... wondering if its worth the potato-in-tail pipe trick?
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Caeg
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The thread in question: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/z9ins/this_was_posted_on_a_4chan_thread_discussing/ Most of the comments agreed that an overhaul of the karma system, which would at the very least leave the karma score of users and/or posts completely hidden from view of anyone, would result in less circlejerk and burying of unpopular opinions. Also the ability to choose which of the default subreddits to subscribe to while creating an account instead of subscribing everyone who joins reddit to r/atheism, for instance. I've been seeing these kinds of suggestions come up again and again beyond this thread, too. I know there are ways to hide karma for *myself* through RES and browsers addons, but I'm wondering if there are any plans to actually implement any of them into the actual system.
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redelman431
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I mean people care so much they invent terms like "karma whoring" or "karma fiend". You can't do anything with karma, you can't purchase prizes with karma, karma does not pay your electric bills. All it is is a number that sits up there and looks pretty. Why do people care so much about karma?
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131mfc
silentisdeath
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I currently have a desktop, but I would like something more portable, to edit documents surf the web etc. I would like to have a physical keyboard to edit excel spreadsheets etc. I know there are a lot of tablet options,but only a few have physical keyboards you can hook up to it (Asus transformer, ipad, the new Microsoft Surface.) I also know their limitations as they are not really full computers in the way a laptop is. I know there are also a varity of "ultra-books" other easily portable more..complete computers..if you will. What do you all think is the best option for me at the moment. I have budget of around $600-$700 to spend on this which I know may limit my options as well. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
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canisdormit
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So I was lying down with a blanket over me. I had thought about looking at some sweet internet porn, even maybe trying out something new like this nugget porn I just heard about. So I was kinda not exactly pitching a tent but there was a big fold in the blanket. My cat decides she wants to lay on my stomach....uhh asshole. Only she sits with her butt facing me and her paws somewhere between my belly button and happy trail. Then she starts doing her cat hand kneading thing. And before I really thought about it I pushed her butt so she scooted down just to where she was giving me a petting. I did enjoy this sort of interspecies hand job. It was nothing climactic, but I didnt feel like watching porn after. Now Im kind of worried she might start calling me or trying to hang out more or something. Should I break it off? Did we go too far?
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131fw0
alsorobots
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[Link to the news.](http://news.msn.com/us/indy-blast-leaves-2-dead-2-homes-leveled?ocid=ansnews11) I've honestly always been afraid of things like this happening and I have nightmares constantly of horrible disasters that happen at random. Reddit, how does a person start over if this happens?
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randomname420
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Mine would be a filet mignon cooked medium rare, with a side of mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese and garlic bread... mmm mmm good
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131en1
Clayburn
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Remember when writing BOOK on your face was a witty way to go as Facebook? Okay, maybe it was never witty. But like that. Did you see any interesting, creative costumes that were almost not costumes?
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131bl0
j3434
1,352,681,285,000
What is the best free website to download current movies ? I don't want to download any extra players or signup to view. Just click and watch streaming HD current movies that are in the cinema right now. I don't think google will tell me.
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131be7
hitlerwasright
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And before someone says "the Internet was created by the government", it was created using highly engineered technology from publicly traded private sector corporations.... and would not be accessible to the public without the help of private telecom companies.
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Krohnas
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Yeah, so my parents went to Berlin and they trusted me with the house for the weekend. In the last minute before they got home, I remembered that I'd promised to empty the cat's litterbox. Things did not go as planned, and long story short, I ended up clogging the toilet really badly, having my parents arrive at home to a flooded bathroom. What's the worst you've ever fucked up up when being home alone?
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Mellowde
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If you could send one photoshopped photo back to 1905, a time when they at least knew what photographs were. What would you send and what would you caption it? Edit: TYPO IN THE TITLE!
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mrmiffmiff
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For example, in class today, our teacher said "Let's look at this part about the horizon on page 89." Clearly nobody had heard so she said, "Page 89 everybody." Then a girl in the class said, "What page?" I just snapped, growling in a very angry tone, "Page 89 goddamit Jesus." The girl's only response was to say my name in a shocked tone, but that's neither here nor there. It seems very petty and insignificant, but it pissed me off that she hadn't been listening the first two times. What about you guys 'n gals?
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theguywhopickedkirby
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Let's same team A and B are playing. Team A is favored by lets say 3.5 points. Then the game goes into overtime. Team A scores a touchdown in overtime. In the betting world they covered the spread. Shouldn't they not because they really tied, and then won in OT?
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tenemantfunster
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She started looking after me when I was 7 months old, and now, turning 13 in 2 weeks time, I sit here looking at the photo album she gave me with tears running down my face.
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134qqa
ottosjackit
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Is Sheldon just a younger version of Niles?
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134ntp
thenewyorkgod
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Flood_Insurance_Program http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/12/us/northeast-weather/index.html?hpt=hp_t3 There is a reason why most private insurers won't touch flood insurance. The premiums can never be high enough to cover the risk. So why should tax dollars go towards subsidizing a program that will let people rebuild that fancy beach homes in areas that are prone and will get hit again. Looking at the damage from Sandy along the Jersey Shore and Long Island, if people want to live with the ocean in their front yards, let them do it at their own risk, do you agree?
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134nbm
DovakiinBF3FTW
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EDIT: No Curse Words or Names please.
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134m80
thenewyorkgod
1,352,824,677,000
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Flood_Insurance_Program <br> http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/12/us/northeast-weather/index.html?hpt=hp_t3 There is a reason why most private insurers won't touch flood insurance. The premiums can never be high enough to cover the risk. So why should tax dollars go towards subsidizing a program that will let people rebuild that fancy beach homes in areas that are prone and will get hit again. Looking at the damage from Sandy along the Jersey Shore and Long Island, if people want to live with the ocean in their front yards, let them do it at their own risk, do you agree?
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