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{
"content": "[Sky Sports] Premier League clubs to discuss shirt sponsors featuring gambling companies",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I have always felt that the type of company shouldn’t matter, only their location.
Using only local sponsors helps the local economy, and would help prevent betting companies from being too common as shirt sponsors.
Liverpool could have Tate & Lyle.
Man united could have Kelloggs.
A little difficult to think who Burnley are gonna be sponsored by mind...
i dunno
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r/soccer
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t3_mbkiip_c1
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Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "lonelyisIand"
}
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[
{
"content": "What's a really common thing you don't have?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Large Intestine.
i’ll never be constipated again, also no chance of appendicitis!
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r/AskReddit
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t3_lmx4iy_c2
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "Ronnie after winning the 2045 World Championship",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Looks like Mark Lawrenson
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r/snooker
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t3_ka3wuy_c4
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "71187"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Sharing is more caring than console warring [OC]",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Fangstation... Is that a knockoff Paleostation or something?
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r/gaming
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t3_jskh0n_c5
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Omeggos"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Ran out of burger buns, but still had garlic bread.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[Angelic Chorus Noises]
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r/shittyfoodporn
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t3_jqoc7y_c6
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "UnrstledJimmies"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Rate my Roomate’s “grilled cheese”....",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Decent bread, generously cheesed, ripe tomatoes.
No butter, or heat. Also if there had been any heat, and slice-reconciliation, the tomatoes would have been a sunhot no-no.
hmm
3.8/10
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r/shittyfoodporn
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t3_jnlfm1_c7
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Jshappy21"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Ran out of teaspoons and the big spoons are too big to fit in the coffee jar. Have to resort to the pour and hope method.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I mean, this is why we have tea.
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r/britishproblems
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t3_jkgies_c8
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Heavy_Two"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Tea got spilled and my hand got burnt At least I have an ice cream cake",
"role": "system"
}
] |
So so close to an accidental haiku
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r/britishproblems
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t3_jk7p0m_c9
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Are you proud of who you are?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I’m proud of who i used to be
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r/AskReddit
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t3_jjzxjd_c10
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What has no right to be as difficult as it is?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Using your weaker hand/arm/foot. “Ambidextrous” should be our default setting .
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r/AskReddit
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t3_jk04ic_c11
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Florencegucci"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Thanks I hate a dog with a person’s face on it",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Yo pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
....
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r/TIHI
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t3_jclzib_c12
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Sleepyperson102"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Thierry Henry Vs. Manchester United (2000)",
"role": "system"
}
] |
That little flick to set up 👌
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r/nextfuckinglevel
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t3_j9y8t3_c13
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "KyraMich"
}
|
[
{
"content": "When you've mastered the content, but want to master the marketplace too",
"role": "system"
}
] |
There is NO heat under that pan.
Man cooks with fear, not fire.
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r/gaming
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t3_j9xx7r_c14
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Skennedy31"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Jesse skylar and heisbergberg threesome",
"role": "system"
}
] |
“Heisbergberg”
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r/Damnthatsinteresting
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t3_j37y0c_c15
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "The growth of a tick in the span of two weeks.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
From raisin to plum.
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r/Damnthatsinteresting
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t3_izqzul_c16
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What do you think animals are thinking when they stare at you??",
"role": "system"
}
] |
...food?
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r/AskReddit
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t3_ixf4la_c17
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What movie completely changes its plot if the letter 'T' is inserted somewhere in the title?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
T’ Predator.
Set in Yorkshire.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_ixdvxz_c18
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "-AboveAverageJoe"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What would be a better or more appropriate name for Reddit than Reddit?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
OpinionHole
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r/AskReddit
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t3_iv4uas_c19
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "KillerQ97"
}
|
[
{
"content": "You're now a bending master, like in Avatar universe, but instead of the classical elements you can manipulate one of the periodic table's element. Which one do you choose and why?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
“Na” / Sodium.
Salt Baender.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_iv0p44_c20
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Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "NakedShamrock"
}
|
[
{
"content": "(NSFW) A person is giving a presentation. The only materials that he needs are a donut and a sausage? What type of topic is this presentation likely about? Why?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
The Normandy Landings of WW2 (Utah Beach), with the donut representing American forces and the sausage, well, duh.
I imagine lots of holding up the donut “make for the bunker private” [wiggles donut up imaginary beach] BANG BANG KEPWSHH “toss grenades! yes sir” “Scheisse die grenat..” BOOOOOM
etc.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_iuw44y_c21
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Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "freemoneynick"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is the grown-up equivalent of 'Free Candy'?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Free Parking
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r/AskReddit
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t3_itx4no_c23
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Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "The way my white friend folds a burrito",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Mate your camera needs glasses
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r/mildlyinfuriating
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t3_itdhl0_c24
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "masicur911"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What does your first name mean?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
That i am about to be in trouble, usually.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_irqje3_c25
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Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "miniladds-clone"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Orange flavored chicken sounds good but chicken flavored oranges sounds bad, what other fun examples of this can you think of?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Belgian Chocolate is nice. Nobody wants a Chocolate Belgian.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_iqf8lg_c27
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Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "GorillaS0up"
}
|
[
{
"content": "I posted a picture of just my right thumb on interesting as fuck so I decided I’d post both hands here",
"role": "system"
}
] |
You would have so many advantages if you ever chose to play the bass.
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r/Damnthatsinteresting
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t3_iq2ho2_c28
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Hobocharlie67"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Early in the morning...",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Preferred Matt Hoffmans Pro Bmx myself, but i get you.
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r/gaming
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t3_ipjj6f_c29
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What Baltic Germans wore in the 1500s",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Man on the left channeling some serious squid energy 🦑
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r/interestingasfuck
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t3_ioi42z_c30
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What's the heaviest song you know, for whatever reason, and why?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I Am Colossus, Meshuggah.
Actually when it comes to Meshuggah there aren’t many songs that would be wrong answers here.
edit: yeah i’m already regretting not picking Demiurge
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r/AskReddit
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t3_iodpjo_c32
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "People who park in the handicap lines.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
My best revenge for car jerks? Pour fish sauce/cod liver oil into the gap between window and seals. Next time the sun comes out..... 👃🏻🤭🤢
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r/mildlyinfuriating
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t3_ioabmj_c33
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "LilDuckYT"
}
|
[
{
"content": "'Gotta Pen 'Em ALL!!!'",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Would’ve said “Gotta Sketch ‘Em All” myself.
Great work though 👍
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r/gaming
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t3_io4jpj_c34
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "This fly just flew into a plant and killed itself at my In-laws house.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Thats a buzzkill eh
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r/Damnthatsinteresting
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t3_invbf1_c35
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "madhouse1000"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What kind of weapons would there be in a Call of Duty game titled \"Sexual Warfare\"?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
“AC-1DIRTY standing by”
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r/AskReddit
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t3_ind0i7_c39
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What does the media in your country says about Russia?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Just the bad and none of the good :/
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r/AskReddit
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t3_inclch_c40
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "MaYaHeE_MaYaHoO"
}
|
[
{
"content": "I never played a TimeSplitters game and always forget it was a thing. Decided to pickup all 3 today to see what's what.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
The go-to franchise for local grudge matches when i was growing up.
Smoothest shooters out there at their time; great maps, weapons, everything.
Nailing your friend with the the flare guns from distance was [chefs kiss]
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r/gaming
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t3_incm5m_c41
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "rydamusprime17"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Australians of Reddit, since no peace treaty has been signed to officially conlude the Emu War, how has life in this constant state of war been for you?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Australia has bigger problems surely? they’ve been at war with the sun for almost ever.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_imz8ly_c42
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Firespark7"
}
|
[
{
"content": "This award that uses 'your' instead of 'you're",
"role": "system"
}
] |
[You are] looking [appearing] like your working [as if your work efforts] is hard work
|
r/mildlyinfuriating
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t3_imug9i_c43
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "I_Stole_Your_Car_"
}
|
[
{
"content": "If you were sentenced to the electrical chair and you have the choice to pick your last meal, what would it be?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Sausages, salamis, smoked salmon & mackerel. Mayonnaise, good butter & mustards, pickled red cabbage & sweet onions, rye bread and crackers, variety of cheeses. White rice. Two plums, a green apple, a peach.
Pancakes and butter.
Spanish brandy, ice, and a packet of any cigarettes. A bottle of water.
Probably need an antacid too.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_im6mge_c44
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "ReeARat"
}
|
[
{
"content": "At what age and how did you realize that your parents were autonomous human beings with lives outside of being your parents?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
When they got divorced, so 5. Turns out they were exceptionally, erm, *autonomous*.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_im71yu_c45
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is your favorite kind of cookie?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Anything with chocolate and ginger together.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_im6moj_c46
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Ongoing discussion on the meta wiki re: the Scots Wikipedia controversy",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I’m kinda grateful for this controversy; as an Englishman who has been a yearly visitor to/and occasional resident of Scotland for 30 years, reading the peoples thoughts i’ve learned more about Scots, and what it means to speak/understand it than i have done in all these years of coming up.
Also, my partner and her family come from a smallish country of literally *hundreds* of languages and dialects, and all this reminds us of the struggles of native minority-language speakers back home.
Edit: just to clarify, though i am grateful for this controversy & the opportunity to learn something more, it does not please or amuse me. i’m not that guy.
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r/Scotland
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t3_ilt8ui_c47
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "_Dthen"
}
|
[
{
"content": "A baby Tonkin Snub-nosed Monkey looks cute and evil at the same time",
"role": "system"
}
] |
If you crop the picture just below its eyes, and then see the nostrils as its “new” eyes, it becomes a yeti.
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r/interestingasfuck
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t3_ikrrra_c48
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "How did \"Mk\"/\"mark\" become a synonym for \"version\"?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_(designation)
All you need is right there.
Essentially a shorthand for “[benchmark](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/benchmark)”; to denote significant progress between distinguishable “benchmarks” of design phases.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_ijz0uk_c49
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "Lions are less likely to attack cattle with eyes painted on their backsides (more info in comments)",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Razzle Dazzle
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r/Damnthatsinteresting
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t3_ijz9xh_c50
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "cestrumnocturnum"
}
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[
{
"content": "Just gonna put salt on my hand and dip it in Hot Ice Bro WCGW",
"role": "system"
}
] |
“hot ice”
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r/Whatcouldgowrong
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t3_iiam3v_c51
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "My friend was too lazy to post this so I did(with permission)",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Technically, the advertised pizza on the box has the same count of slices as the actual pizza.
A frozen pizza from Lidl, you cant be expecting more no?
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r/mildlyinfuriating
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t3_igyxyj_c52
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "toxic__mayhem"
}
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[
{
"content": "If you were to die as you lived, how would you go out?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
In a puff of smoke.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_ie5q7j_c53
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Totally_Not_Thanos"
}
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[
{
"content": "What type of food could you probably throw the farthest?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
A good ol’ boiled egg. (still in shell)
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r/AskReddit
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t3_icwrao_c54
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Matt-fr0m-Wii-Sports"
}
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[
{
"content": "What sentence defines your country?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Pardon me, excuse me, sorry, sorry.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_ic5fc0_c56
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is a disturbing historical fact about your country?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I’m English. So so very many facts to choose from......
Hmm.
For starters, everything about our part in [Dresden](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Dresden_in_World_War_II) disgusts
Our role in destabilising Ireland, with atrocities [such as this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_(1972))
Our creation of most of the worlds most troublesome borders/+disputes, [for example...](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25299553)
Our time in India had plenty of [horrors](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qissa_Khwani_massacre)
And thats before we get on to the subject of [slavery](http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/slavery/pdf/britain-and-the-trade.pdf)
There are many, many more examples.
The disturbing fact about my country? We’ve been very cruel to the world. Repeatedly.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i7jfpq_c57
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Starflame_509"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What song(s) have you ruined for yourself by making them your morning alarm?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Far too many Bob Marley songs :(
I never learn
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i7j26i_c58
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "omegaljr1997"
}
|
[
{
"content": "YSK: The force of the recent Beirut explosion was 2.75 Kilotons - equivalent to 2,750 tons of Dynamite. Compare this to Nuclear Bombs, and you get a true sense of the destructive force of these devices.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Seems a relevant place to drop [this link.](https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/) (Not my own work)
An interactive map enabling you to “drop” any historical bomb over the city of your choice for a relatable indicator of blast radius’, fallout, and etc.
Worth remembering and understanding what humanity is, and has been, capable of.
Edit: thanks for the gold!
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r/YouShouldKnow
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t3_i7g92u_c59
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Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "When Margaret Thatcher died, the #1 downloaded song in the U.K. became \"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead\". What will become the #1 downloaded song in the U.S.A. if Trump loses this November?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Never heard that about Thatcher, thats priceless 😂
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i784fb_c60
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "ae51"
}
|
[
{
"content": "YSK that using \"big words\" doesn't necessarily make you sound pretentious",
"role": "system"
}
] |
What a problem to have.
Are people *really* still treating vocabulary with suspicion over where you are? 😂
I’m guessing you are an American.....
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r/YouShouldKnow
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t3_i74gn6_c61
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "Football/Soccer fans who don't think Pele is the GOAT, who do you think is and why?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Diego Maradona.
Needs no explanation.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i6uxun_c62
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "HotFlamingo7676"
}
|
[
{
"content": "When a kid is born in 92 and another kid is born in 07, when do we start accounting for the century a kid is born in?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
immediately? ?
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i6v67z_c63
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "Jerpist"
}
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[
{
"content": "I like to crack an egg on top of most meals. I prefer when my food is a little wet and also the taste of the yolk makes anything better. Most of my lunches and dinners, I tend to crack an egg overtop. I think the egg white gets absorbed and makes dry food taste better. Also, I’ll break the yolk and dip most of my food into it. My friends think I’m crazy, but I think it improves every meal I eat.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Guy makes an omelette with an egg garnish.
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r/unpopularopinion
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t3_i6t07l_c64
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "YoyoitsFrodo"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Bass Singers hitting lower notes is a lot better than higher singers hitting high notes Since I listen to a lot of Acapella music, basses are a lot more prominent due to being a key part of it, and thus are critical. Since they’re not as common as well, it’s absolutely great to have someone who you can sing along to, especially as a bass. Singers like Tim Foust, Avi Kaplan, Geoff Castellucci, Johnny Cash, J.D Sumner, Richard Sterban can hit rumble notes that are so much better than high notes. Since most singers sing high, it becomes a bit overused, and thus quite boring, whereas basses are rarer and thus cooler",
"role": "system"
}
] |
It’s Kate Bush vs Tennessee Ernie Ford.
On that card i back the latter every time.
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r/unpopularopinion
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t3_i6nlr2_c65
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "BassCannonSJL"
}
|
[
{
"content": "If you were to have any 3 phones, Which would they be, And why?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Tele, Saxo, and Mega
Xylo is just out of my top three.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i6np2x_c66
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "cononreddit10"
}
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[
{
"content": "What games are you currently playing/have recently played?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I have, as of yesterday, pulled the xbox 360 out of retirement.
I found a copy of LA Noire that i bought, years ago, for £1 (yes really) and promptly forgot all about it.
Never played it before, and i have to say, its fucking fantastic!
looks and plays so good for a game soo old.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i6npv8_c67
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Bruce Springsteen is one of the most overrated musicians in modern history. \"The Boss\" has very little decent music, no great music, and is one of the most overrated acts in US music history. There is nothing remarkable about his voice, his music, or his shtick.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
It’s redneck music for people of the north.
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r/unpopularopinion
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t3_i6mqgq_c68
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "uncomfortablejoe"
}
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[
{
"content": "Pierced nipples are repulsive",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Couldn’t agree more.
I’m ready to put many kinds of body piercings in the same stylistic sin-bin as “tribal” tattoos, wacky dyed hair, lensless glasses and fake coloured contact lenses. Just described the entire workforce of CeX, come to think of it....
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r/unpopularopinion
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t3_i6iyha_c70
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "CornettesBlackPenis"
}
|
[
{
"content": "I'm not your teapot, buddy!",
"role": "system"
}
] |
That’s teascott, he’s a dick
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r/funny
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t3_i674x8_c71
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "i_am_mrs_nezbit"
}
|
[
{
"content": "If you could download programs to your brain, what would you download first?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
An Ad-Blocker.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i66rlz_c72
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
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{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "If you could sacrifice one State to end Corona which State would you chose and why Florida ?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
As a non-American, i’m noticing a distinct lack of Iowa answers here.... is there more to Iowa than i’ve been led to believe or...?
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r/AskReddit
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t3_i5zrqe_c73
|
Witty and a bit cheeky, they favor quick puns and playful banter—often mixing sports references (Pochettino-level comparisons) with offbeat humor. They’re locally minded and opinionated on community issues, comfortable making confident estimates and lightheartedly provocative remarks.
|
{
"comment_author": "---Dor---",
"post_author": "UoftCompSciThrowAway"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What do you think is the most iconic eating scene in cinematic history?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Spike eating the grass in Land Before Time. So satisfying
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r/Cinema
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t3_1my2y4m_c0
|
A movie- and audio-obsessed pop-culture fan who zeroes in on distinctive voices and spoken-word moments, whether in podcasts, songs, or film lines. They have a dry, quirky sense of humor (animal anecdotes and D&D in-jokes), are active in fandom communities, and sprinkle in blunt, lived-in observations that suggest a Vancouver-area background and a taste for darkly comic realism.
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{
"comment_author": "--_-Deadpool-_--",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "Presidential \"Gifts\" on South Park",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I love thet Matt and Trey are going full on gloves off this season.
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r/Damnthatsinteresting
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t3_1mw3jpa_c1
|
A movie- and audio-obsessed pop-culture fan who zeroes in on distinctive voices and spoken-word moments, whether in podcasts, songs, or film lines. They have a dry, quirky sense of humor (animal anecdotes and D&D in-jokes), are active in fandom communities, and sprinkle in blunt, lived-in observations that suggest a Vancouver-area background and a taste for darkly comic realism.
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{
"comment_author": "--_-Deadpool-_--",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Women which are doing adult videos creation and work on many different platforms, not just the popular one. How are they managing that many different platforms posting schedules posts etc ? Hello, quick question about how these women manage so many platforms, i know there are managers for that. But those managers need to be using something aswell, does some has experience with this ? Thank you for the answers",
"role": "system"
}
] |
There are plenty of platforms for social media, such as Hootsuite, that let you manage all your social media accounts in one place. You can do things like make one post on the platform and then it posts it to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok etc.
I'm sure there are similar services for NSFW account management.
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r/ask
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t3_1mw363t_c2
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A movie- and audio-obsessed pop-culture fan who zeroes in on distinctive voices and spoken-word moments, whether in podcasts, songs, or film lines. They have a dry, quirky sense of humor (animal anecdotes and D&D in-jokes), are active in fandom communities, and sprinkle in blunt, lived-in observations that suggest a Vancouver-area background and a taste for darkly comic realism.
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{
"comment_author": "--_-Deadpool-_--",
"post_author": "Acceptable-Purple793"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Films that you think could exist in the Supernatural universe",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Sinister. Legitimately one of the best horror movies ever made IMO.
However, Bagul has left a very long and traceable wake of victims that only skilled hunters could've picked up on.
Could've been played off as a pagan god of fear and death.
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r/Supernatural
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t3_1mtwtiq_c3
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A movie- and audio-obsessed pop-culture fan who zeroes in on distinctive voices and spoken-word moments, whether in podcasts, songs, or film lines. They have a dry, quirky sense of humor (animal anecdotes and D&D in-jokes), are active in fandom communities, and sprinkle in blunt, lived-in observations that suggest a Vancouver-area background and a taste for darkly comic realism.
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{
"comment_author": "--_-Deadpool-_--",
"post_author": "NoItJustCantBe"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What’s a great movie you have a hard time watching because it leaves you feeling bad?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Only The Brave.
Absolutely gut wrenching
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r/Cinema
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t3_1mr6xe7_c4
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A movie- and audio-obsessed pop-culture fan who zeroes in on distinctive voices and spoken-word moments, whether in podcasts, songs, or film lines. They have a dry, quirky sense of humor (animal anecdotes and D&D in-jokes), are active in fandom communities, and sprinkle in blunt, lived-in observations that suggest a Vancouver-area background and a taste for darkly comic realism.
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{
"comment_author": "--_-Deadpool-_--",
"post_author": "Dependent-Way6945"
}
|
[
{
"content": "He made that score seem so easy",
"role": "system"
}
] |
It's a goal, not a score.
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r/Satisfyingasfuck
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t3_1mn8ryt_c5
|
A movie- and audio-obsessed pop-culture fan who zeroes in on distinctive voices and spoken-word moments, whether in podcasts, songs, or film lines. They have a dry, quirky sense of humor (animal anecdotes and D&D in-jokes), are active in fandom communities, and sprinkle in blunt, lived-in observations that suggest a Vancouver-area background and a taste for darkly comic realism.
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{
"comment_author": "--_-Deadpool-_--",
"post_author": "_HottieQueen"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is the monster that you wouldnt want to face ever? For me it's Leviathans. Bro they are so scary😭Imagine there's a creature that can shape shift and feeds of humans.Suppose you are talking to your friend then his face turns into a full mouth and eats you😞Now lets hear yours",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Wouldn't mind encountering one of those fish tacos. Could use to lose some fat around the midsection
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r/Supernatural
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t3_1mkrqm9_c6
|
A movie- and audio-obsessed pop-culture fan who zeroes in on distinctive voices and spoken-word moments, whether in podcasts, songs, or film lines. They have a dry, quirky sense of humor (animal anecdotes and D&D in-jokes), are active in fandom communities, and sprinkle in blunt, lived-in observations that suggest a Vancouver-area background and a taste for darkly comic realism.
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{
"comment_author": "--_-Deadpool-_--",
"post_author": "Gamer_Maccoroni"
}
|
[
{
"content": "everyones most emotional punk song? or just something thats close to you i know its not typical of the genre but i wanna know if anyone has some for me its alone against the world by adolescents",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Back to the Garden - Reagan Youth
The Same Son - Have Heart
The Unbreakable - Have Heart
Reclamation - Fugazi
Suggestion - Fugazi
Bata Motel - Crass
Moon Over Marin - Dead Kennedys
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r/punk
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t3_1cbde3u_c0
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "bmarcell007"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is something you hate to see being romanticized?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
eating disorders. you’re not coquette. you’re dying. coming from someone overcoming an ED
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r/AskReddit
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t3_wxrdtn_c2
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "art is dead cover without music cause i broke a string on my guitar (the cover sucks sorry)",
"role": "system"
}
] |
This is beautiful. Loved every part of it
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r/boburnham
|
t3_gpfy4x_c3
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "devilchild108"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What’s an insult that sounds like a compliment?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
You’re too pretty to be gay!
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r/AskReddit
|
t3_ge5gha_c4
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "Ad3quat3"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What's the scariest irrational fear you can come up with?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
My whole life actually being like the Truman Show
|
r/AskReddit
|
t3_gb8nr7_c5
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is something that is harder than it should be? [Serious]",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Opening my fucking bottle of lemon juice
|
r/AskReddit
|
t3_gb93kt_c6
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "the107thferret"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What can you lose yourself in?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
The Mcdonald’s play place
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r/AskReddit
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t3_gb8sx1_c7
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "What are you dreading in the near future and why?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Reading all the headlines about pollution returning to the places that started to clear up because of Corona.
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r/AskReddit
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t3_gb8eac_c8
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "0_0-icu"
}
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[
{
"content": "What movie should people see without having any information about it...just watch it and you’ll see?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Horse girl. It’s a wild ride
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r/AskReddit
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t3_gb8jdu_c9
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "TheCarrot_v2"
}
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[
{
"content": "What are the little things in life that give you some happiness ?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Worms on a string. I named mine Rufus
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r/AskReddit
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t3_gb93ne_c10
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "What would you do if you found undeniable evidence that the universe is just a simulation and you were the only one who knew?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Do you know something??
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r/AskReddit
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t3_g4dyam_c11
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "Ram373"
}
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[
{
"content": "You know the day and month of your death, but not the year. How do you celebrate your annual “deathday”?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
be super reckless on every other day and then paranoid on my deathday
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r/AskReddit
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t3_fzxsp4_c12
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "Elohymn"
}
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[
{
"content": "Best quote These are the one I can get off the top of my head [View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/fqtmy0)",
"role": "system"
}
] |
h h h how do you know my name?
i c r e a t e d y o u
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r/SamONellaAcademy
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t3_fqtmy0_c13
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "Ollinnature"
}
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[
{
"content": "Isn’t it weird how the terrorist attacks and mass shootings have suddenly stopped? Ever since Corona took over the airwaves, they just seemed to stop happening. All over the west. I gotta say it’s very nice of terrorists and mass shooters to lay off the public during this difficult time. We’re all in this together.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
maybe because there’s not a lot of big gatherings?
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r/conspiracy
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t3_fpi3wl_c14
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "kte_osrs"
}
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[
{
"content": "I'm an Italian that is stuck at home cause of the virus. I didn't think it would have been so bad. I got a lot of stress and I look like crap. Hope this thing passes soon.",
"role": "system"
}
] |
nice snec
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r/toastme
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t3_fk6uo0_c15
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "brisnake"
}
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[
{
"content": "What’s your biggest (non sexual) fantasy?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
having someone provoke a fight with me and me absolutely knocking them out. then to finish it off i spit on them when they’re in pain on the ground but i’m a girl and a stick so i doubt that’s ever gonna happen
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r/AskReddit
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t3_fk4nb0_c16
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "02K30C1"
}
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[
{
"content": "What's something that you've never learned to do?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
i still don’t know how to ride a bike and i don’t plan on learning
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f6fkuo_c17
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "Stationerylover_"
}
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[
{
"content": "What are some phrases that you got completely wrong?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
i thought it was “awfully wedded wife” for the longest time
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f4d2jb_c18
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "Rook-da-Crook"
}
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[
{
"content": "How do you control yourself when you are full of rage and want to keep calm?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
i always try to think of the consequences of my actions. will i regret punching the person? will it really be worth shouting? things like that. always think ahead
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f47gmb_c19
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Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "Ryozaaki"
}
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[
{
"content": "Redditors: What is an opinion of yours that most people don't agree with?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
We really do need some form of population control
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f145wr_c20
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "redditsISproblematic"
}
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[
{
"content": "LGBT people of reddit, how will you do \"The talk\" with your kids?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Explain conception and then the exceptions
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f14ahj_c21
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "orby9990"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What’s a sign that you need new friends?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
You leave your meet ups with them feeling worse than you did going into it
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f14ajc_c22
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
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[
{
"content": "How would you describe colors to a blind person?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
With heat maybe?
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f14dkp_c23
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
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{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is the funniest example of drunken or drug induced behavior you've ever seen?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Took a shot of vodka and by accident chased it with more vodka
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f133r2_c24
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "visionsofecstasy"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
I fucking stood up from the toilet and threw out my back. I’m not even old
|
r/AskReddit
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t3_f133ye_c25
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What is the best and worst purchases you’ve ever made?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Portable chargers will save your life everyone should have one
|
r/AskReddit
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t3_f13450_c26
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
[
{
"content": "what happens when a person takes 69 nyquil pills?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
Pure euphoria
|
r/AskReddit
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t3_f134f4_c27
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "grandmahopey"
}
|
[
{
"content": "Teachers/students of reddit, what is the creepiest thing a kid has done in school?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
We do this exercise in French to practice conjugating verbs where we give a sentence to the teacher but the verb is in the infinitive but all of that detail doesn’t matter because all you need to know is one kid (this was back in 7th grade) used the words (in French) “foot fetish” in his sentence and I was the only one who thought it was funny
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f134fx_c28
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "btm105"
}
|
[
{
"content": "What’s your biggest screw up in the kitchen?",
"role": "system"
}
] |
One day, I was really craving a runy hard boiled egg but didn’t want to turn on the stove. My thought process was as follows, “well a mug with water in it in the microwave is like a pot with water on the stove”. So following my craving I did just that and payed for my dumbassery by cleaning up egg e v e r y w h e r e.
TL;DR: egg in microwave go boom boom
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r/AskReddit
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t3_f134iv_c29
|
Wry, sarcastic thinker with a punk-leaning aesthetic—quick with showerthought-style one-liners and sharp takes on social norms. Curious about storytelling and altered experiences (D&D moves, drug trips), they’re an enthusiastic, music- and thrifting-obsessed commenter who brings a salty but friendly sense of humor to threads.
|
{
"comment_author": "-AJHG-",
"post_author": "[deleted]"
}
|
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