Speaker_1: The girl's lips are as loose as a virgin
Speaker_2: The girl keeps secrets well.


Speaker_1: My business is a pocket drainer
Speaker_2: My business makes me lose a lot of money


Speaker_1: This pain is a shallow pond
Speaker_2: The pain is unbearable


Speaker_1: His imagination is the world of cartoon
Speaker_2: His imagination is not real.


Speaker_1: The truck has as much towing power as A tricycle
Speaker_2: The truck is weak


Speaker_1: The man is as aggressive as a wildebeest
Speaker_2: The man is very aggressive.


Speaker_1: The joke is like a hit of laughing gas.
Speaker_2: The joke is hilarious.


Speaker_1: I need some peace as badly as I need a bullet in my head
Speaker_2: I don't need peace


Speaker_1: That flower smells like a home cooked meal
Speaker_2: That flower smell really good


Speaker_1: My dinner was as hot as snow
Speaker_2: My dinner was hot


Speaker_1: The job had the pay of a pig farmer who works for the love of swine
Speaker_2: The job had high pay


Speaker_1: The car is as hot as A snowball.
Speaker_2: The car is very hot


Speaker_1: The man had the strength of A baby
Speaker_2: The man is very weak


Speaker_1: His movements were as delicate as a linebacker
Speaker_2: His movements were delicate


Speaker_1: this bed is cushy as clouds
Speaker_2: The bed is very uncomfortable


Speaker_1: The girl is as coordinated as the London symphony
Speaker_2: The girl has no coordination at all.


Speaker_1: This painting makes me feel as if I am home.
Speaker_2: The painting makes the speaker feel safe and in a familiar place.


Speaker_1: Our mind is like a bird in flight.
Speaker_2: Our mind also acts in the same way, so should control our mind to stay focused.


Speaker_1: It was buried as deep as an oil well
Speaker_2: It was buried deep


Speaker_1: My lifestyle is as physical as a slug
Speaker_2: My lifestyle is not physical


Speaker_1: The pasta was as sweet as honey
Speaker_2: it was gross


Speaker_1: Politicians are the fuel of progress.
Speaker_2: Politicians make policies that improve society.


Speaker_1: On the highway my Father was a rogue
Speaker_2: On the highway my Father followed his own set of ideals and restrictions


Speaker_1: When she waits on you, she'll make you feel like she's doing you a favor.
Speaker_2: She provides good service.


Speaker_1: The air was like a whirling dervish
Speaker_2: The air was frenzied


Speaker_1: He has the hearing of a fossilized earthworm
Speaker_2: He has good hearing


Speaker_1: He had as much money as a tent dweller
Speaker_2: He had a lot of money.


Speaker_1: The teacher said that the student had the brain of A gnat
Speaker_2: The student is dumb


Speaker_1: I'm as successful as Amazon
Speaker_2: I'm very unsuccessful


Speaker_1: I am as hungry as a starving lion
Speaker_2: I am not very hungry


Speaker_1: That turkey has the texture of a butter
Speaker_2: The turkey is very tough to eat and chew.


Speaker_1: His photographs belonged in a museum
Speaker_2: His photographs were good


Speaker_1: The acne on the girl's face was as noticeable as Paris on a map of France
Speaker_2: The acne on the girl's face was very prominent.


Speaker_1: Nobody would notice if you replaced that lamp with a star
Speaker_2: The lamp is really bright


Speaker_1: The material was as smooth as The bark on a tree
Speaker_2: The texture was rough and bumpy.


Speaker_1: The woman enjoyed the fame as much as Having her cuticles pushed back
Speaker_2: Being famous was very uncomfortable


Speaker_1: The old lady has the graciousness of a princess who welcomes her prince from the magical chariot
Speaker_2: The old lady is sloppy and doesn't have manners or poise.


Speaker_1: His political opinions were as controversial as Donald Trump at a Black Lives Matters rally.
Speaker_2: His political opinions were very controversial.


Speaker_1: This place is as popular as Tuvalu
Speaker_2: The place is very popular


Speaker_1: This toast is Charcoal
Speaker_2: The toast is smooth and golden


Speaker_1: The index is as organized as team without a coach
Speaker_2: The index is neat and organized, well put together


Speaker_1: The dancer moved with the grace of a new born foal
Speaker_2: The dancer is delicate and poise


Speaker_1: He had the graciousness of a king at court.
Speaker_2: He was not very gracious.


Speaker_1: Nobody would notice if you replaced that lamp with a star
Speaker_2: The lamp is not that bright


Speaker_1: The base ball seats were located among the clouds
Speaker_2: The location was bad


Speaker_1: The man is an earlybird
Speaker_2: The man likes to stay up late at night.


Speaker_1: Life is simply a board game of Risk
Speaker_2: Life is full of wonder and color where the experience is beneficial to all


Speaker_1: the journey had the difficulty of making peanuts into butter and grapes into jelly
Speaker_2: The journey lacked difficulty


Speaker_1: Her eyes were chips of stone
Speaker_2: She looked approachable/attractive


Speaker_1: He runs like a donkey
Speaker_2: he runs well


Speaker_1: The energy soda tasted like I was drinking the essence of a cheetah.
Speaker_2: The energy soda tasted digusting and possibly acidic.


Speaker_1: the political candidate has all of the charisma of james dean
Speaker_2: The political candidate is a sad disaster


Speaker_1: His words were a pillow
Speaker_2: they were soft


Speaker_1: I'm as calm as a racoon in a beehive
Speaker_2: I am hyped


Speaker_1: The braces on his teeth were ice
Speaker_2: Braces are sensitive to change and not permanent


Speaker_1: His words cut deeper than a knife.
Speaker_2: His words were hurtful


Speaker_1: The machine is a zipper
Speaker_2: The machine operates loudly.


Speaker_1: The farmer was as busy as a sloth
Speaker_2: The farmer wasn't busy


Speaker_1: The bird on the window sill gave the man a feeling which reminded him of About to head off on a vacation
Speaker_2: The man felt comforted and relieved.


Speaker_1: This drink has the sweetness of a chocolate coverd caramel
Speaker_2: It is very sweet


Speaker_1: Time was moving like a snail
Speaker_2: Time was barely moving.


Speaker_1: That wave was as big as everest.
Speaker_2: The wave was very big.


Speaker_1: The can had the magnetic pull of a popular, single girl at a high school dance
Speaker_2: The can was very magnetic


Speaker_1: He is as brave as a cow
Speaker_2: he is a coward


Speaker_1: The dog had the smell of a unclean public bathroom on a holiday.
Speaker_2: The dog smelled awful.


Speaker_1: She is happy as a clam
Speaker_2: she is elated


Speaker_1: His arms are boulders
Speaker_2: He has small arm muscles.


Speaker_1: The apple was As a ball of decay
Speaker_2: The apple was rotten


Speaker_1: I'm under as much pressure as a light breeze
Speaker_2: I'm under barely any pressure at all


Speaker_1: The scientist is bright as A lightbulb
Speaker_2: The scientist is dumb


Speaker_1: The puppy sat as still as an upset toddler
Speaker_2: The puppy was very active


Speaker_1: Her attention to detail was like an attorney's
Speaker_2: She paid a lot of attention to detail.


Speaker_1: The advice was the wheels on a bike.
Speaker_2: The advice was useless.


Speaker_1: The painting was as permanent as the wind
Speaker_2: The painting was temporary


Speaker_1: The dog was the length of a snake after swallowing a fire hose
Speaker_2: The dog was very long


Speaker_1: The phone had all the charge of a Sega Game Gear left in the attic for 25 years
Speaker_2: The phone has a lot of charge


Speaker_1: That building looks as strong as a broken bridge
Speaker_2: That building looks very strong


Speaker_1: The agreement between the friends is as formal as a merger agreement
Speaker_2: The agreement between the friends is very formal.


Speaker_1: The girl has the beauty of a trash can
Speaker_2: The girl is beautiful.


Speaker_1: The birthday boy was as happy as a day full of sunshine
Speaker_2: The boy was unhappy


Speaker_1: It's about as challenging as walking down the street
Speaker_2: It is really hard, and challenging


Speaker_1: It's about as small as a kidney bean
Speaker_2: It is very small


Speaker_1: The motor ran as well as a program from 1995 on a modern PC
Speaker_2: The motor barely ran at all


Speaker_1: The link in the email was as helpful as An offer from Hulu for 99 cents for a year
Speaker_2: The link was very useful


Speaker_1: He had the authority of the President during a world war
Speaker_2: He had no authority


Speaker_1: That turkey was sent from heaven
Speaker_2: The turkey tasted good.


Speaker_1: Her head was the size of a basketball
Speaker_2: Her head was small


Speaker_1: the dinner was special as a holiday celebration
Speaker_2: very nice gathering


Speaker_1: She could eat like a a starved bear.
Speaker_2: She barely ate..


Speaker_1: His room smelled like a dryer sheet.
Speaker_2: His room smelled bad.


Speaker_1: It is as tall as a grain of rice
Speaker_2: It is tall


Speaker_1: She could float as well as a brick
Speaker_2: She could not float well


Speaker_1: When you are in a slump focus on the roses
Speaker_2: just do the first part of your goal


Speaker_1: The story made as much sense as diarrhea with dysentery.
Speaker_2: The story made obvious sense.


Speaker_1: This song is like a roomful of toddlers banging pots and pans.
Speaker_2: This song is terrible and noisy.


Speaker_1: The crowd has as much energy as an old man
Speaker_2: The crowd does not have much energy at all


Speaker_1: He is a kiddie pool.
Speaker_2: His is clean.


Speaker_1: They waste as much food as a king's spoiled prince
Speaker_2: They waste lots of food


Speaker_1: The shoes were as comfortable as wearing cotton balls.
Speaker_2: The shoes were uncomfortable.


Speaker_1: His status was as high as a bathroom attendant
Speaker_2: His status was high


Speaker_1: The miles passed by like molasses
Speaker_2: The ride was slow


Speaker_1: She was as entertaining as a television show.
Speaker_2: She wasn't entertaining.


Speaker_1: The photo is as calming as the demeanor of a capybara
Speaker_2: The photo is cool and collected


Speaker_1: your friendship makes me feel like a pool of vomit
Speaker_2: your friendship is a negative influence on my life


Speaker_1: The man has the stomach of a Baywatch lifeguard
Speaker_2: The man has a fit stomach


Speaker_1: She dresses like a trash can.
Speaker_2: She dresses horribly.


Speaker_1: I'm as threatening as a monster
Speaker_2: I'm threatening


Speaker_1: The child is a tasmanian devil
Speaker_2: The child isn't well behaved.


Speaker_1: The boyfriend is as smart as an elephant
Speaker_2: The boyfriend is smart


Speaker_1: Her mood is Descending in a gaping void
Speaker_2: Her mood is positive and warming


Speaker_1: His imagination is the world of cartoon
Speaker_2: His imagination is real as practical world.


Speaker_1: He was as brave as a lion.
Speaker_2: He was very brave.


Speaker_1: The boy's voice was as loud as a ship's whistle
Speaker_2: The boy's voice was obnoxiously loud.


Speaker_1: The carpet held on to dust like velcro
Speaker_2: the carpet held a lot of dirt


Speaker_1: The runner was as fast as a grayhound
Speaker_2: The runner is fast.


Speaker_1: They were as close as churchgoers.
Speaker_2: They were very close.


Speaker_1: The chef ran the kitchen like a world-class symphony conductor
Speaker_2: The chef ran the kitchen in careful, orderly manner


Speaker_1: He loved like a mother.
Speaker_2: He didn't love at all.


Speaker_1: The store was as busy as a city sidewalk
Speaker_2: The store was empty


Speaker_1: The Earth is going great as an athlete at his prime.
Speaker_2: The Earth is in good shape.


Speaker_1: The blood in the repository had the efficacy of Venom from a poisonous snake
Speaker_2: The blood is good and can be used to save lives


Speaker_1: Cats have the luck of A compulsive gambler
Speaker_2: Cats keep trying until they get the results they want


Speaker_1: My home has the majesty of a shack.
Speaker_2: My home is squalid.


Speaker_1: The convention was as exciting as a pep rally
Speaker_2: The convention with interesting.


Speaker_1: Jacob's novel has the depth of a kiddie pool
Speaker_2: the book is boring.


Speaker_1: her lasagna was a funeral
Speaker_2: Her lasagna was fun celebration


Speaker_1: My trust level for my husband is that of a dead cockroach
Speaker_2: I don't even trust my husband


Speaker_1: The event had the coordination of a snowstorm
Speaker_2: The event was well coordinated.


Speaker_1: Her jumping ability is that of a old dog
Speaker_2: She cannot jump high


Speaker_1: She had a butt like a stack of office paper
Speaker_2: Her butt was fat and round


Speaker_1: The cold weather in Minnesota precedes Christmas like Kindergarten precedes first grade
Speaker_2: It gets cold before Christmas


Speaker_1: The blade was as sharp as a Jeopardy winner
Speaker_2: The blade was not sharp


Speaker_1: The sauce had the richness of Bill Gates
Speaker_2: The sauce had richness.


Speaker_1: The satellite signal is as clear as glass
Speaker_2: The signal is clear


Speaker_1: His room smelled like a dryer sheet.
Speaker_2: His room smelled good.


Speaker_1: the car was as loud as a pillow dropping
Speaker_2: The car was loud


Speaker_1: The event had the coordination of a symphony
Speaker_2: The event was poorly coordinated.


Speaker_1: The report on the factory's environmental impact was that of A squeaky clean freshly waxed floor
Speaker_2: The factory is clean and does not pollute the environment


Speaker_1: Her cough was a wisper
Speaker_2: her cough was very loud


Speaker_1: Losing a bet on a weekend football game is a boulder in a puddle
Speaker_2: The loss would be rather insignificant and easily swept away


Speaker_1: The steam coming off this meal is a traffic cop directing me to turn around
Speaker_2: The steam coming off this meal is enticing


Speaker_1: The teams sent to eradicate the virus have the effectiveness of A broken umbrella in a rain storm
Speaker_2: The teams are very ineffective


Speaker_1: the song makes him see the light
Speaker_2: The song brings hope


Speaker_1: The concert was a roaring fire
Speaker_2: the concert was very crowded and hot


Speaker_1: The night was as dark as a super nova
Speaker_2: The night was not  dark


Speaker_1: The couple fought like A lion protecting her cubs
Speaker_2: The couple didnt fight


Speaker_1: Digesting the turkey was as easy as Eating a handful of baby carrots
Speaker_2: Digesting the turkey was easy


Speaker_1: The house was as comfortable as ten pillows
Speaker_2: it was harsh


Speaker_1: I'm as successful as Amazon
Speaker_2: I'm successful


Speaker_1: I have the energy of an old woman with a cold
Speaker_2: I have a lot of energy


Speaker_1: He divorced his wife because she became a mountain
Speaker_2: He divorced his wife because she became stagnant and uninteresting.


Speaker_1: Knowledge is a weapon
Speaker_2: Knowledge can be used to attack others


Speaker_1: He was as thin as a refrigerator.
Speaker_2: He was very thin.


Speaker_1: The note was as important as the Magna Carta
Speaker_2: The note was not important


Speaker_1: This food has the flavor of ambrosia
Speaker_2: This food tastes good.


Speaker_1: The mountain was A flat desert
Speaker_2: The mountain was dry and clear


Speaker_1: The insects work together like the offensive line for the Green Bay Packers
Speaker_2: They interfere with each other


Speaker_1: She was as happy as a grouch.
Speaker_2: She was very happy.


Speaker_1: The job had the pay of a pig farmer who works for the love of swine
Speaker_2: The job had little pay


Speaker_1: This movie was as interesting as the big bang itself
Speaker_2: the movie was captivating.


Speaker_1: The dress made her as fashionable as Elizabeth Taylor in her prime.
Speaker_2: Her fashion was outdated.


Speaker_1: The music has the sound of a baby bird
Speaker_2: The music is loud


Speaker_1: The argument was as logical as a ranting drunk
Speaker_2: The argument was not logical


Speaker_1: your constitution is as solid as quicksand
Speaker_2: Your constitution is solid


Speaker_1: The bird had the energy of a sleeping baby
Speaker_2: the bird was strong


Speaker_1: When it comes to running, I'm practically a turtle.
Speaker_2: When it comes to running, I'm very fast.


Speaker_1: She was as late as a dead guy to his job
Speaker_2: she was really early


Speaker_1: The target is as close as Your nose
Speaker_2: The target is nearby


Speaker_1: The child is like a ragweed
Speaker_2: The child is beautiful


Speaker_1: She traveled the globe.
Speaker_2: She traveled all over.


Speaker_1: The carpet held on to dust like rubber
Speaker_2: the carpet held a lot of dirt


Speaker_1: Your arms are like iron bars
Speaker_2: Your arms are weak


Speaker_1: Her voice is like a letter from the IRS.
Speaker_2: Her voice is unsettling.


Speaker_1: The movie has the thrill of a carnival ride
Speaker_2: The movie is dull.


Speaker_1: The crowd has as much energy as an old man
Speaker_2: The crowd is very energetic


Speaker_1: The calm stream was a mirror
Speaker_2: The stream was image of death and stagnation


Speaker_1: Her feet were no different than Those of a baby
Speaker_2: Her feet were very smelly


Speaker_1: The boy was sadder than a family at a funeral
Speaker_2: he was depressed


Speaker_1: The light given off had the ambiance of a condemned elevator
Speaker_2: The light given off was appealing


Speaker_1: Love is a battlefield
Speaker_2: Love is beautiful


Speaker_1: Her balance is that of a swan
Speaker_2: She doesn't have good balance


Speaker_1: It was as entertaining as a cartoon.
Speaker_2: It was very entertaining.


Speaker_1: When the rubber hits the road. life gets real
Speaker_2: things get intense


Speaker_1: The waterway was as wide as a string
Speaker_2: The waterway was really wide


Speaker_1: You're as suspicious as a spy
Speaker_2: You're suspicious


Speaker_1: Solving the puzzle was as easy as painting the Sistine Chapel
Speaker_2: Solving the puzzle was not easy


Speaker_1: The show was as captivating as a wet sock
Speaker_2: it was lame


Speaker_1: the man's idea had the creativity of a young child
Speaker_2: The idea was routine


Speaker_1: He was worldly like a airplane.
Speaker_2: He was very worldly.


Speaker_1: The play had the length of a snake
Speaker_2: The movie was long


Speaker_1: The job will be finished when the dinosaurs come back
Speaker_2: The job will be finished soon.


Speaker_1: The carnival ride is about as thrilling as Watching a TV commercial for the 40th time
Speaker_2: The carnival ride was boring


Speaker_1: The instrument has the reliability of the sunrise.
Speaker_2: The instrument is unpredictable


Speaker_1: I could devour that book as if it was a slice of my favorite pizza
Speaker_2: The book is dull


Speaker_1: You're as suspicious as a spy
Speaker_2: You're not suspicious


Speaker_1: The space was A mausoleum
Speaker_2: The space was small


Speaker_1: The tea had the strength of a baby
Speaker_2: The tea is very strong


Speaker_1: The wedding planner was a magician.
Speaker_2: The wedding planner did a horrible job planning the wedding.


Speaker_1: The young boy was a chicken
Speaker_2: The young boy ran from every danger or challenge


Speaker_1: Your gift is like a clogged field line.
Speaker_2: Your gift is not welcome.


Speaker_1: Her gaze pierced your soul like a sharp sword.
Speaker_2: She could look right through you.


Speaker_1: The blade was as sharp as a Jeopardy winner
Speaker_2: The blade was sharp


Speaker_1: The tofu is as spicy as a hot poker on your tongue.
Speaker_2: The tofu is super spicy.


Speaker_1: Her head has the capacity of a universe
Speaker_2: she is capable of deep, critical thinking


Speaker_1: the calendar was a stadium on super bowl sunday
Speaker_2: The calendar was busy


Speaker_1: Touching the fabric reminded her of Dragging your hand across concrete
Speaker_2: The fabric texture was rough


Speaker_1: The cicadas were as loud as a banshee
Speaker_2: The cicadas were not loud


Speaker_1: The motor ran as well as a program from 1995 on a modern PC
Speaker_2: The motor ran well


Speaker_1: The movers were as fast as a snail.
Speaker_2: The movers were slow.


Speaker_1: Time is as precious as a piece of gold
Speaker_2: Time can be thrown away


Speaker_1: The sky looked like a blackout.
Speaker_2: The sky was very bright.


Speaker_1: The president's speech was Dynamite
Speaker_2: The president's speech was underwhelming


Speaker_1: her eyes were darkening stars that were flickering out.
Speaker_2: She looked sad.


Speaker_1: He spoke the truth of a saint
Speaker_2: He was honest


Speaker_1: The band aid was as strong as wet paper
Speaker_2: it was weak


Speaker_1: The building's décor was like that of A building that was bombed in World War II
Speaker_2: The building's décor is opulent and luxurious


Speaker_1: The car is as hot as A snowball.
Speaker_2: The car is very cold


Speaker_1: The nerd can fight a toenail and get beaten up by it
Speaker_2: The nerd can't fight to save his life


Speaker_1: A saved as much as a beggar
Speaker_2: A saved nothing


Speaker_1: he had the energy of a nuclear power plant
Speaker_2: He had no energy


Speaker_1: This movie was as interesting as watching paint dry
Speaker_2: the movie was not interesting.


Speaker_1: The crackers were A warm day in Arizona
Speaker_2: The crackers were moist


Speaker_1: The bread was Like the desert
Speaker_2: The bread was soft


Speaker_1: The play had the length of a snake
Speaker_2: the movie was short


Speaker_1: The mustard was as sour as a rotten egg
Speaker_2: it was good


Speaker_1: The girl's thighs had the thickness of a bowl of cold cream
Speaker_2: The girl's thighs were quite thick


Speaker_1: She was as happy as a grouch.
Speaker_2: She wasn't happy.


Speaker_1: The farmer was as busy as a sloth
Speaker_2: The farmer was busy


Speaker_1: Relationships are like a coin toss
Speaker_2: Relationships are either a hit or a miss, keep playing and you'll win and keep the outcome


Speaker_1: The train came as early as the next ice age
Speaker_2: The train was not early


Speaker_1: it was as predictable as a sandstorm.
Speaker_2: It wasn't predictable.


Speaker_1: The peace lasted as much as A formal hug
Speaker_2: The peace was very fleeting


Speaker_1: This wine is like the Sahara
Speaker_2: The wine is very sweet


Speaker_1: Your product is as resilient as paper
Speaker_2: Your product is flimsy


Speaker_1: The jar is By all intents and purposes a petri dish
Speaker_2: The jar is deep


Speaker_1: She has the grace of a hippopotamus
Speaker_2: She is very graceful


Speaker_1: It's about as small as a kidney bean
Speaker_2: It is not at all small


Speaker_1: The blanket felt as soft as rabbit fur
Speaker_2: The blanket isn't soft at all


Speaker_1: the pizza tastes like yesterdays leftovers
Speaker_2: it's delicious


Speaker_1: marriage has the longevity of a fleeting season.
Speaker_2: Marriage endures for a limitless time.


Speaker_1: It was as hard as a pillow.
Speaker_2: It was very hard.


Speaker_1: The heart was as healthy as a smoker in his eighties
Speaker_2: the heart was strong


Speaker_1: the sound was an icepick to the eardrum
Speaker_2: The sound was soothing.


Speaker_1: The mattress was as comfortable as a pile of marshmallows
Speaker_2: The mattress was very comfortable.


Speaker_1: The advice was the wheels on a bike.
Speaker_2: The advice was helpful.


Speaker_1: His back was as stiff as warm taffy
Speaker_2: His back was unbending and tight


Speaker_1: The drink was as sweet as the spill eaten by a colony of sugar ants
Speaker_2: The drink was sweet


Speaker_1: the connection is as fast as lightning
Speaker_2: The connection is not fast.


Speaker_1: It's about as challenging as walking down the street
Speaker_2: It's very simple


Speaker_1: The car had the speed of five pumas
Speaker_2: The car was very slow.


Speaker_1: It was slick like ice.
Speaker_2: It was very slick.


Speaker_1: My dinner was as hot as snow
Speaker_2: My dinner was cold


Speaker_1: His voice is as loud as a butterfly flutter
Speaker_2: His voice is very loud


Speaker_1: the imminent journey loomed like the sun on the horizon
Speaker_2: The journey is a source of happiness.


Speaker_1: It's size was nearly shrew like.
Speaker_2: It was big


Speaker_1: The dancer is as graceful as a gentle breeze
Speaker_2: the dancer is graceful


Speaker_1: He is sharp like a eraser.
Speaker_2: He is smart.


Speaker_1: The danger involved in driving the new car is that of A student pilot crash landing
Speaker_2: Driving the car is dangerous


Speaker_1: The motor has the speed of a moving turtle
Speaker_2: The motor is fast


Speaker_1: This test is a bear
Speaker_2: This test is really hard.


Speaker_1: the carpet is as clean as a crackheads teeth
Speaker_2: The carpet is very dirty


Speaker_1: The acne on the girl's face was as noticeable as Paris on a map of France
Speaker_2: The acne on the girl's face was hidden.


Speaker_1: They would follow him nowhere
Speaker_2: They resisted trusting him at all


Speaker_1: The woman's social calendar is as full as the Great Plains
Speaker_2: The woman's social calendar is empty.


Speaker_1: He is as brave as a leopard
Speaker_2: he is a coward


Speaker_1: The level on the game was as hard as Passing a 10th grade algebra exam with the teachers answers.
Speaker_2: The level was solution was known


Speaker_1: The weather is as emotional as a librarian.
Speaker_2: The weather is lively.


Speaker_1: The door was closed as tight as a refrigerator without a door
Speaker_2: The door was closed tighly


Speaker_1: The monster has the fear factor of a puppy wearing a polkadot bikini
Speaker_2: The monster is scary


Speaker_1: this building is a reclaimed haven
Speaker_2: The building is well preserved


Speaker_1: His back was as stiff as warm taffy
Speaker_2: His back was loose


Speaker_1: The first corner on the race track had the sharpness of A blunt doorknob
Speaker_2: The first corner is very sharp


Speaker_1: The medicine ball has the weight of a parrot's powder down.
Speaker_2: The medicine ball is light.


Speaker_1: Money is a murderer
Speaker_2: Money is bad


Speaker_1: You can rely on him the same way you can count on winning the lottery.
Speaker_2: He is unreliable.


Speaker_1: His work ethic was made with jelly.
Speaker_2: He was solid and dependable.


Speaker_1: The rain was as hard as a rock
Speaker_2: it was light


Speaker_1: the calendar was a ghost town
Speaker_2: The calendar was empty


Speaker_1: She was as calm as a veil of fog
Speaker_2: She was not calm at all.


Speaker_1: The song sounded like a 1994 Toyota Corolla that's never had its brakes changed.
Speaker_2: The song sounded beautiful beyond belief.


Speaker_1: I'm as wordy as a dictionary
Speaker_2: I'm not wordy


Speaker_1: The industry was growing as fast as a jack rabbit
Speaker_2: The industry was not growing fast


Speaker_1: The tale is as long as War and Peace
Speaker_2: The tale's length is really short.


Speaker_1: her eyes were darkening stars that were flickering out.
Speaker_2: She looked happy and bright-eyed.


Speaker_1: That movie was as long as a prison sentence.
Speaker_2: The movie was really long.


Speaker_1: Her hair is made of Straw
Speaker_2: Her hair is rough


Speaker_1: The academic was a pinned tail.
Speaker_2: He was at the top of his academic field.


Speaker_1: He had the strength of The Rock
Speaker_2: He was strong.


Speaker_1: These shoes fit like flippers.
Speaker_2: These shoes fit perfectly.


Speaker_1: he was as big as an mouse
Speaker_2: He was very large


Speaker_1: The boy has the strength of a cardboard house
Speaker_2: The boy is strong


Speaker_1: He is as tall as a skyskraper
Speaker_2: He is very tall


Speaker_1: His status was as high as a bathroom attendant
Speaker_2: His status was not high


Speaker_1: The boy was sadder than a family at a funeral
Speaker_2: he was happy


Speaker_1: The table was as sturdy as a bridge
Speaker_2: it was fragile


Speaker_1: The full moon is a white flashlight
Speaker_2: The full moon brings about hidden terrors


Speaker_1: The field was as crowded as the surface of the moon
Speaker_2: The field was crowded


Speaker_1: His testimony was as transparent as an open door
Speaker_2: His testimony was transparent


Speaker_1: The sound of the glass shattering was like a lullaby
Speaker_2: The sound was quiet


Speaker_1: Your face is as handsome as a painting by Picasso
Speaker_2: Your face is distorted and strange


Speaker_1: Her jumping ability is that of a old dog
Speaker_2: She can jump really high


Speaker_1: The home's value has the appreciation characteristics of A rotting shack in the woods
Speaker_2: The home is appreciating well


Speaker_1: He smelled like defeat
Speaker_2: He smelled bad.


Speaker_1: You're as kind as a monster
Speaker_2: You're cruel


Speaker_1: The lawyer's negotiation tactics were like a fuzzy bathrobe
Speaker_2: The lawyer's negotiation tactics were lenient.


Speaker_1: The event had the coordination of a symphony
Speaker_2: The event was well coordinated.


Speaker_1: The odds were as good as the sun not rising
Speaker_2: The odds were not good


Speaker_1: My pillow is soft like a 2x4
Speaker_2: My pillow is very soft


Speaker_1: The monster has the fear factor of the devil being multiplied by a thousand
Speaker_2: The monster wouldn't be able to scare anyone


Speaker_1: Euphoria is A balloon floating away
Speaker_2: Euphoria is an negatively excessive amount of happiness


Speaker_1: Love is A long journey
Speaker_2: Love is short-term


Speaker_1: Politicians are the fuel of progress.
Speaker_2: Politicians never get anything meaningful done.


Speaker_1: The snow was falling as heavy as a thick soup
Speaker_2: The snow was very light


Speaker_1: This book is as good as mud
Speaker_2: the book is bad


Speaker_1: The bottle is as clear as sewer water
Speaker_2: The bottle is crystal clear


Speaker_1: This book is as riveting as watching a circus
Speaker_2: The book is boring and uneventful


Speaker_1: When it comes to running, I'm practically a turtle.
Speaker_2: When it comes to running, I'm very slow.


Speaker_1: The joke is like a hit of laughing gas.
Speaker_2: The joke is terrible.


Speaker_1: The thrill was a My little Pony movie
Speaker_2: The thrill was mild


Speaker_1: Her happiness was a rising sun
Speaker_2: Her happiness was difficult to notice.


Speaker_1: I have the appetite of a chipmunk.
Speaker_2: I can eat a lot.


Speaker_1: The surface is as big as A piece of toilet paper
Speaker_2: The surface is small


Speaker_1: The beach at the rented house was as private as The bathroom in your home
Speaker_2: The bathroom provided a lot of privacy


Speaker_1: I desire that as much as I desire winning the lotto
Speaker_2: I have no desire for that


Speaker_1: He missed the goal by the length of a gnat
Speaker_2: He wildly missed the goal.


Speaker_1: The temperature was like a Texas summer.
Speaker_2: The temperature was freezing cold.


Speaker_1: Jacob's novel has the depth of a kiddie pool
Speaker_2: the book is inspiring.


Speaker_1: The reporter has the charisma of a Jack Russel terrier
Speaker_2: The report is over excited


Speaker_1: The woman's self-esteem bruised as easily as an avocado
Speaker_2: The woman's self esteem was very sturdy.


Speaker_1: He's knows as much about science as a monkey.
Speaker_2: He doesn't know much about science at all.


Speaker_1: She has the reality bending power of Nite Owl from Watchmen
Speaker_2: She has no ability to bend reality


Speaker_1: the patient was as sick as a robust stallion
Speaker_2: The patient is well


Speaker_1: her ideas are as bright as heaven
Speaker_2: Her ideas are really good


Speaker_1: The spell was as powerful as a fully grown bear
Speaker_2: it was a great spell


Speaker_1: The report was a comprehensive as a coloring book
Speaker_2: The report was not comprehensive, more like a child wrote it


Speaker_1: The lawyer's negotiation tactics were like a fuzzy bathrobe
Speaker_2: The lawyer's negotiation tactics were tough.


Speaker_1: The girl's personality was as sweet as a donut
Speaker_2: The girl had a sweet personality.


Speaker_1: The fish is as scaly as a cat
Speaker_2: The fish has no scales


Speaker_1: His eyes had the greenness of a clear sunlit lagoon
Speaker_2: His eyes were light green


Speaker_1: your friendship makes me feel like a pool of vomit
Speaker_2: your friendship is a positive influence on my life.


Speaker_1: The peace lasted as much as A formal hug
Speaker_2: The peace lasted for a long time


Speaker_1: Warmth blanketed the area
Speaker_2: it can settle in and stay in place over a widespread area.


Speaker_1: This bread is a fluff ball.
Speaker_2: This bread is very hard.


Speaker_1: this stuff is as common as snow in antarctica
Speaker_2: This stuff is common


Speaker_1: The artist was creative in the same sense as an average pop artist.
Speaker_2: The artist was generic.


Speaker_1: baby walks is turtle
Speaker_2: baby walks fast


Speaker_1: This is as mainstream as underwater basket-weaving
Speaker_2: This is not very mainstream at all


Speaker_1: The shipping container was as secure as a collander
Speaker_2: The shipping container was secure


Speaker_1: He worked as hard as dead slug
Speaker_2: He worked hard


Speaker_1: The song had all the power of a nuclear plant.
Speaker_2: The song is emotional and profound.


Speaker_1: He experienced the pain of Pinhead after he got his needles put in
Speaker_2: He experienced a lot of pain


Speaker_1: Rest is a sky full of clouds.
Speaker_2: Rest is restless.


Speaker_1: Hair is a helmet.
Speaker_2: Hair is plain protection for the head.


Speaker_1: Your face is as handsome as a painting by Picasso
Speaker_2: Your face is handsome


Speaker_1: The girl's personality was as sweet as a donut
Speaker_2: The girl had a very surly personality.


Speaker_1: The light has the brightness of A cave
Speaker_2: The light is dark


Speaker_1: The painting has the beauty of a muddy pool.
Speaker_2: The painting is beautiful.


Speaker_1: He ran like a cheetah
Speaker_2: He ran fast.


Speaker_1: The cat has the energy of a nuclear power plant
Speaker_2: The cat is energetic


Speaker_1: The sky was as muddy as a swamp
Speaker_2: The sky was cloudy and stormy


Speaker_1: That sweater is a puppy dog
Speaker_2: That sweater is soft and cuddly.


Speaker_1: Its as hidden as The one last matching sock in the laundry
Speaker_2: It is hard to find


Speaker_1: Her dress was as elegant as a dumpster on fire.
Speaker_2: Her dress was inelegant.


Speaker_1: The watch was as fancy as dinner at Taco Bell
Speaker_2: it was expensive


Speaker_1: Their marriage had the permanence of A pyramid in Egypt
Speaker_2: The marriage won't last long


Speaker_1: He intellectually birthed beauties
Speaker_2: His ideas were aesthetically apealing


Speaker_1: Cheating on her diet made the woman feel like A kid stealing money out of their mother's purse
Speaker_2: The cheating was really serious


Speaker_1: The bank was secure as A fortress
Speaker_2: The bank was very unsafe


Speaker_1: The movie is older than dirt
Speaker_2: The movie is really old


Speaker_1: The marriage is as strong as a steel pole
Speaker_2: The marriage isn't very strong.


Speaker_1: Our enemies have the strength of an army of of hoplites
Speaker_2: The enemies are very strong and coordinated


Speaker_1: This couch has all the comfort of a pile of nails.
Speaker_2: The couch was not very comfortable.


Speaker_1: The hallway was as crowded as a public bus at rush hour
Speaker_2: The hallway was very crowded


Speaker_1: The painting was as unfinished as the Trump presidency
Speaker_2: it is still ongoing


Speaker_1: The girl is as coordinated as the London symphony
Speaker_2: The girl is very well coordinated.


Speaker_1: It is as clear as window shade
Speaker_2: It is unclear


Speaker_1: The report on the factory's environmental impact was that of A squeaky clean freshly waxed floor
Speaker_2: The factory causes major pollution


Speaker_1: The shouting induced the panic of a sarin bomb going off in a subway
Speaker_2: The shouting induced a lot of panic


Speaker_1: The policeman is a scary nightmare.
Speaker_2: I run from a policeman to escape harm.


Speaker_1: She had the vitamin deficiency of a sailor who spent months at sea
Speaker_2: She was not vitamin deficient


Speaker_1: The mean girl has the depth of a kiddie pool.
Speaker_2: The mean girl is deep.


Speaker_1: He was as successful as Soulja Boy
Speaker_2: He was very successful


Speaker_1: The house they looked at last was as nice as An antique wild West town.
Speaker_2: The house was antiquated.


Speaker_1: The press release is a whale
Speaker_2: The press release is minor


Speaker_1: He was as good a friend as Woody to Buzz Lightyear in the first half of Toy Story
Speaker_2: He was an excellent friend


Speaker_1: His approach to the group was as gracious as the Dali Lama.
Speaker_2: His approach was open-hearted and full of grace.


Speaker_1: the rate of inflation was that of like a huge dam break
Speaker_2: The rate of inflation is high


Speaker_1: The ocean is a sheet of ice.
Speaker_2: The ocean is smooth.


Speaker_1: His photographs belonged in a museum
Speaker_2: His photographs were bad


Speaker_1: The cat has the energy of a nuclear power plant
Speaker_2: The cat is not energetic


Speaker_1: She was a locked treasure chest.
Speaker_2: She was extroverted.


Speaker_1: the seeds were as plentiful as sand in the desert
Speaker_2: There were a lot of seeds.


Speaker_1: If she was any more transparent she would be a concrete slab
Speaker_2: She is very transparent


Speaker_1: the calendar was a ghost town
Speaker_2: The calendar was busy


Speaker_1: The room was as open as a city.
Speaker_2: The room wasn't open at all.


Speaker_1: They got as many people interested as in a middle-school chess tournament.
Speaker_2: There's not many people interested in this.


Speaker_1: Your gift is like extra butter.
Speaker_2: Your gift is such a treat.


Speaker_1: The boy was as silent as a dead roach
Speaker_2: he was quiet


Speaker_1: The economic crisis is seen by many to be like Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Speaker_2: The economic crisis is catastrophic and a very big deal


Speaker_1: The ground had the warmth of a cadaver
Speaker_2: The ground radiated no heat.


Speaker_1: The privacy policy is as clear as glass
Speaker_2: The privacy policy is transparent


Speaker_1: He devoured the pizza like a swarm of soldier ants
Speaker_2: He ate slow and sparingly


Speaker_1: The man is as aggressive as a wildebeest
Speaker_2: The man is very passive.


Speaker_1: The fire was as hot as a snowball
Speaker_2: it was cold


Speaker_1: today's as fun as a party
Speaker_2: Today is not fun.


Speaker_1: The team played like they had broken legs
Speaker_2: The team played perfectly


Speaker_1: My cat is dumb like an actual paper bag.
Speaker_2: My cat is dumb and incapable of independent thought.


Speaker_1: The show was as exciting as a superbowl
Speaker_2: The show was boring


Speaker_1: The girl had the thirst of a man after finishing a 128 oz slushie
Speaker_2: The girl was not thirsty


Speaker_1: The story was as A short jog
Speaker_2: The story lasted for a very long time


Speaker_1: The woman was as useful as a surgeon
Speaker_2: The woman was useless.


Speaker_1: Married life is sweet cake.
Speaker_2: Married life is an awful experience.


Speaker_1: Cats have the luck of A compulsive gambler
Speaker_2: They have good fortune


Speaker_1: She was as entertaining as a television show.
Speaker_2: She was very entertaining.


Speaker_1: The man is a nightowl
Speaker_2: The man likes to stay up late at night.


Speaker_1: He was smart like a dropout.
Speaker_2: He wasn't very smart at all.


Speaker_1: The apartment was a hamster cage
Speaker_2: the apartment was huge


Speaker_1: He was as frightened as a bear in the woods
Speaker_2: he was scared


Speaker_1: The comet came as near as the dentures in your mouth
Speaker_2: The comet did not come near


Speaker_1: Her balance is that of a swan
Speaker_2: She has good balance


Speaker_1: The theory could barely be printed on a postage stamp
Speaker_2: The theory was trivial


Speaker_1: The ride is as dangerous as a nerf gun
Speaker_2: the ride is safe


Speaker_1: These shoes fit like flippers.
Speaker_2: These shoe are much too big/fit poorly.


Speaker_1: The book's message is as meaningful as a family heirloom
Speaker_2: The book's message has profound meaning.


Speaker_1: The teacher said that the student had the brain of A gnat
Speaker_2: The student is smart


Speaker_1: The chips was as salty as an ex wife after a divorce
Speaker_2: it had no flavor


Speaker_1: His approach to the group was as gracious as the Dali Lama.
Speaker_2: His approach was closed off and legalistic.


Speaker_1: She was as rude as a father to the bride on her wedding day
Speaker_2: She was very rude


Speaker_1: I'm as wordy as a dictionary
Speaker_2: I'm wordy


Speaker_1: The puzzle had the depth of John the Baptist
Speaker_2: The puzzle was surface only, unseen otherwise


Speaker_1: Her eyes are as captivating as a piece of moldy bread
Speaker_2: Her eyes are very captivating.


Speaker_1: The story made as much sense as diarrhea with dysentery.
Speaker_2: The story made no sense.


Speaker_1: The future is as bright as the sun
Speaker_2: The future is not bright


Speaker_1: Trying to read the inscription on the machine was as hard as Trying to read something with a magnifying glass
Speaker_2: The inscription was hard to read


Speaker_1: The perfume's smell is akin to an oil spill
Speaker_2: The perfume smells bad


Speaker_1: The pate had the texture of savory silk
Speaker_2: The pate was inedible.


Speaker_1: She is worth 10 XP
Speaker_2: She is inexperienced.


Speaker_1: She was a trance as deep as a diamond mine
Speaker_2: She was a deep trance


Speaker_1: the coffee was as dark as the universe before the big bang
Speaker_2: The coffee was very light


Speaker_1: The can had the magnetic pull of a popular, single girl at a high school dance
Speaker_2: The can did not have much magnetic attention


Speaker_1: This razor is sharp like a pillow
Speaker_2: This razor is very sharp


Speaker_1: The car is a rocket
Speaker_2: The car is fast


Speaker_1: The calm stream was a mirror
Speaker_2: The stream was image of peace and tranquility


Speaker_1: The cicadas were as loud as a banshee
Speaker_2: The cicadas were loud


Speaker_1: I could devour that book as if it was a shoe sole
Speaker_2: The book is interesting


Speaker_1: The elderly cat has the energy of a class at recess
Speaker_2: The cat doesn't move


Speaker_1: His words were a pillow
Speaker_2: they were violent and harsh


Speaker_1: The clone had the identicality of two files in a computer after hitting copy/paste
Speaker_2: The clone isn't identical


Speaker_1: The strength was a toy poodle
Speaker_2: The strength was weak


Speaker_1: Your solution is a a stitch in a wound.
Speaker_2: Their solution really helps.


Speaker_1: That girl has the depth of a diving pool.
Speaker_2: That girl is vain.


Speaker_1: The sprint was as competitive as a Vladamir Putin election result.
Speaker_2: The sprint was slow but with a lot of effort.


Speaker_1: the boxer has the strength of a bull
Speaker_2: The boxer is strong


Speaker_1: The future seems as bright as the Arctic winter
Speaker_2: The future seems dull


Speaker_1: The spell was as powerful as an ant
Speaker_2: The spell was not powerful


Speaker_1: The wall is as thick as paper
Speaker_2: You can hear nothing through the wall.


Speaker_1: The stock market has the volatility of bonds
Speaker_2: The stock market is very volatile


Speaker_1: The child is a tasmanian devil
Speaker_2: The child is well behaved.


Speaker_1: The class is as loud as a boombox
Speaker_2: The class is very quiet.


Speaker_1: This religion is a twitter post.
Speaker_2: This religion is new and easy to follow.


Speaker_1: The show was as loud as a sleeping kid
Speaker_2: it was quiet


Speaker_1: Her mood is Descending in a gaping void
Speaker_2: Her mood is poor and unstable


Speaker_1: the seeds were as plentiful as sand in the desert
Speaker_2: There were few seeds.


Speaker_1: Believing in aliens is like believing in Santa Claus
Speaker_2: Believing in aliens is like believing in something very real


Speaker_1: The cup was as full as a bear during hibernation
Speaker_2: it was filled


Speaker_1: The sprint was as competitive as a Vladamir Putin election result.
Speaker_2: There were many of competitors but the result was known beforehand.


Speaker_1: Their relationship was A tipping tower
Speaker_2: Their relationship was unstable


Speaker_1: She finished with boredom on her back.
Speaker_2: She finished with little time to spare.


Speaker_1: It was memorable like a photo.
Speaker_2: It was very memorable.


Speaker_1: He has the pace of a sloth
Speaker_2: He is very slow


Speaker_1: The student's face was a volcanic field.
Speaker_2: The student's face was bumpy.


Speaker_1: This house is A maze
Speaker_2: The house is confusing


Speaker_1: My social life is like jerk chicken.
Speaker_2: My social life is pretty hot right now.


Speaker_1: The girl's dreams were as aspirational as mud
Speaker_2: The girl had absolutely no dreams.


Speaker_1: That skirt is a curtain
Speaker_2: That skirt is very long


Speaker_1: Your arms are like iron bars
Speaker_2: Your arms are strong


Speaker_1: The carnival ride is about as thrilling as Watching a TV commercial for the 40th time
Speaker_2: The carnival ride was exciting and thrilling


Speaker_1: Her gaze pierced your soul like a sharp sword.
Speaker_2: She only sees the outside of a person.


Speaker_1: The railing was as sturdy as a twig.
Speaker_2: The railing was weak.


Speaker_1: The waiting room was no different than a library at midnight
Speaker_2: The waiting room was empty and barely had any people


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the candy store
Speaker_2: Taking care of your responsibilities is fun


Speaker_1: the company grew as fast as a newborn panda
Speaker_2: The company grew slowly.


Speaker_1: The sun is happy
Speaker_2: The weather is really hot!


Speaker_1: They felt the emotion as a warm bath
Speaker_2: The emotion felt gentle and pleasant


Speaker_1: The watermelon was as sweet as a chocolate icecream
Speaker_2: The watermelon was bitter


Speaker_1: That cat has the killer instinct of a velociraptor.
Speaker_2: The cat was not very deadly.


Speaker_1: When you are in a slump focus on the roses
Speaker_2: stop and look at life.


Speaker_1: The grading policy is as flexible as silly putty
Speaker_2: The grading policy is very strict.


Speaker_1: The cup was as full as a bear during hibernation
Speaker_2: it was empty


Speaker_1: This water's as refreshing as a spring breeze
Speaker_2: This water is refreshing


Speaker_1: My legs are Tree stalks
Speaker_2: My legs are very skinny


Speaker_1: The braces on his teeth were ice
Speaker_2: Braces offer a strength and security for one's mouth


Speaker_1: This knife is as sharp as an unused guillotine
Speaker_2: It's very sharp


Speaker_1: This religion is a twitter post.
Speaker_2: This religion is old and hard to follow


Speaker_1: It is as tall as a grain of rice
Speaker_2: It is short


Speaker_1: The privacy policy is as clear as wood
Speaker_2: The privacy policy is transparent


Speaker_1: She's about as hot as a supermodel
Speaker_2: She is not good looking.


Speaker_1: She has the personality of a crocodile
Speaker_2: She is mean.


Speaker_1: The first corner on the race track had the sharpness of A blunt doorknob
Speaker_2: The first corner is wide and sweeping (i.e., not sharp)


Speaker_1: The diamond ring glistened like Dollar Store flashlight with failing batteries
Speaker_2: The diamond ring was bright


Speaker_1: The dog was the length of a snake after swallowing a fire hose
Speaker_2: The dog was fairly short


Speaker_1: When I wake up I feel like I just ran a marathon
Speaker_2: When I wake up I am still tired and exhausted


Speaker_1: her ideas are as bright as motor oil
Speaker_2: Her ideas are awful


Speaker_1: My brother in law is as funny as a standup comedian.
Speaker_2: My brother in law is not funny at all.


Speaker_1: he cranked that dial with the strength of a malnourished 16 year old
Speaker_2: He did not crank the dial with much strength


Speaker_1: the imminent journey loomed like a dark cloud
Speaker_2: The journey is stressful.


Speaker_1: Freedom on a leash is probation.
Speaker_2: People voluntarily go into the confinement of marriage with restrictions.


Speaker_1: The army advanced at the pace of a swarm of ants
Speaker_2: The army advanced slowly


Speaker_1: The politician had the morality of A mass-murdering sociopath
Speaker_2: The politician is firm in his/her moral beliefs


Speaker_1: The weather is as emotional as a librarian.
Speaker_2: The weather is muted.


Speaker_1: She was as free as a zoo animal.
Speaker_2: She wasn't free at all.


Speaker_1: this bed is cushy as clouds
Speaker_2: The bed is very comfortable


Speaker_1: he was as big as an mouse
Speaker_2: He was small


Speaker_1: Our newest team member is a sly fox.
Speaker_2: Our newest team member is a bit tricky


Speaker_1: The dancing couple has the grace of a figure skater
Speaker_2: The couple danced gracefully


Speaker_1: He had the gambling addiction of an adrenaline junkie who just won the lottery
Speaker_2: He has a bad gambling addiction


Speaker_1: It's size was nearly shrew like.
Speaker_2: It was small


Speaker_1: This wine is like the Sahara
Speaker_2: The wine is very dry


Speaker_1: The lamp is as bright as A camera flash
Speaker_2: The lamp is very bright


Speaker_1: heaven has the serenity of a kindergarten classroom
Speaker_2: Heaven is quiet and peaceful


Speaker_1: The pate had the texture of savory silk
Speaker_2: The pate was excellent.


Speaker_1: They emerge from the water like a a mermaid
Speaker_2: They emerge from the water frightfully


Speaker_1: She kept as still as a bouncing superball
Speaker_2: She did not keep still


Speaker_1: The carpet held on to dust like rubber
Speaker_2: the carpet repelled a lot of dirt


Speaker_1: My boss is as agreeable as rabid wolf
Speaker_2: my boss is mean


Speaker_1: His land was as vast as a gymnasium
Speaker_2: His land was not vast


Speaker_1: The woman's health was processed bread
Speaker_2: The woman's health was in good shape.


Speaker_1: Solving the puzzle was as easy as painting the Sistine Chapel
Speaker_2: Solving the puzzle was easy


Speaker_1: Reading the book is a fun little jog
Speaker_2: The book is very dense and hard to get through


Speaker_1: The eagle was as graceful as a drunk peacock
Speaker_2: it was clumsy


Speaker_1: The pillow was as soft as a rich pacifist.
Speaker_2: The pillow wasn't soft.


Speaker_1: Her routine was as good as Henny Yougman
Speaker_2: Her routine was not good


Speaker_1: The goal was as near as Jupiter
Speaker_2: The goal was quite far away


Speaker_1: She was a bear at dinner
Speaker_2: She ate very little


Speaker_1: The shipping container was as secure as a collander
Speaker_2: The shipping container was not secure


Speaker_1: the flower had the blossom of an ogre
Speaker_2: The blossom was ugly


Speaker_1: The baby is a siren
Speaker_2: The baby is loud.


Speaker_1: They emerge from the water like a a mermaid
Speaker_2: They emerge from the water gracefully


Speaker_1: This hurts as much as eating chocolate
Speaker_2: This hurts a lot


Speaker_1: The jeans fit the lady like Ruffled feathers on a chicken
Speaker_2: The jeans fit loose


Speaker_1: The woman treats others like a pot of fresh coffee
Speaker_2: The woman treats others warmly.


Speaker_1: Imagination is a waterfall
Speaker_2: Imagination can be blocked


Speaker_1: The grading policy is as flexible as silly putty
Speaker_2: The grading policy is very lenient.


Speaker_1: the calendar was a stadium on super bowl sunday
Speaker_2: The calendar was empty


Speaker_1: The runner was as fast as honey dripping down the side of a bottle.
Speaker_2: The runner is slow.


Speaker_1: Her routine was as good as Henny Yougman
Speaker_2: Her routine was good


Speaker_1: The front lawn was a dirtbowl
Speaker_2: The front lawn was well maintained and cared for


Speaker_1: He has the social skills of a squirrel.
Speaker_2: He is extremely sociable.


Speaker_1: Her hair smelled burnt as an oven set to "self-cleaning mode"
Speaker_2: Her hair had no burnt smell at all


Speaker_1: His teeth are like a broken piano
Speaker_2: His teeth are crooked


Speaker_1: The man on the dock has the strength of An Olympic dead weight lifter
Speaker_2: The man on the dock is very strong


Speaker_1: The structure was as sturdy as a mountain
Speaker_2: The structure was flimsy


Speaker_1: The song had all the power of a 30 watt bulb.
Speaker_2: The song is trite.


Speaker_1: This field is as grassy as a cow pasture.
Speaker_2: This field is not grassy.


Speaker_1: The odds for winning the prize are like that of An almost sure thing like rain in April
Speaker_2: Winning the prize is pretty much a sure thing


Speaker_1: The price of the new motor in the car reminded the woman of Trying to purchase diamond earrings
Speaker_2: The motor was surprisingly affordable


Speaker_1: Their relationship was A tipping tower
Speaker_2: Their relationship was stable


Speaker_1: I have the energy of an old woman with a cold
Speaker_2: I have very little energy


Speaker_1: the movie has the twists and turns of of the 2016 us presidential election
Speaker_2: The movie had a lot of twists and turns


Speaker_1: This room feels like the surface of the sun
Speaker_2: The room is very hot


Speaker_1: The motor has the power of The Grand Coulee Dam
Speaker_2: The motor is very powerful


Speaker_1: she about as smart as an owl
Speaker_2: She is not smart.


Speaker_1: her waist has the width of a tire
Speaker_2: She has a small waist


Speaker_1: The mother was as strict as a teacher on Monday
Speaker_2: the mother was docile


Speaker_1: The railing was as sturdy as a twig.
Speaker_2: The railing was very strong.


Speaker_1: The music has the sound of a baby bird
Speaker_2: The music is soft


Speaker_1: share the life event and a very interesting matter is
Speaker_2: we love the share


Speaker_1: The woman talking to the cashier has the audacity of a comatose lizard
Speaker_2: The woman is being assertive and rude to the cashier to get her way


Speaker_1: the sick patient is a force of nature
Speaker_2: The sick patient is likely to recover naturally


Speaker_1: The thrice-divorced marriage counselor had the credibility of a grizzled Army vet on his fourth deployment in Vietnam.
Speaker_2: The thrice-divorced marriage counselor had credibility.


Speaker_1: He works like like he's run out of charge.
Speaker_2: He works really hard.


Speaker_1: I'm as wordy as a silent movie
Speaker_2: I'm wordy


Speaker_1: His blood was darker than midnight
Speaker_2: the blood was dark


Speaker_1: The toy was as exciting as roadkill
Speaker_2: it was amazing


Speaker_1: The boy is as clever as a fox
Speaker_2: the boy is dumb


Speaker_1: She was as free as a zoo animal.
Speaker_2: She was very free.


Speaker_1: You're as emotional as a grieving widow
Speaker_2: You're emotional


Speaker_1: A saved as much as a beggar
Speaker_2: A saved a great deal


Speaker_1: The insult came across as a tap on the shoulder
Speaker_2: The insult became a strengthening factor to improve oneself; of support


Speaker_1: The jeans fit the lady like Ruffled feathers on a chicken
Speaker_2: The jeans fit close tight


Speaker_1: He had the gambling addiction of an adrenaline junkie who just won the lottery
Speaker_2: He had no gambling addiction


Speaker_1: Hair is a helmet.
Speaker_2: Hair is a pretty, unessential adornment.


Speaker_1: The danger involved in driving the new car is that of A student pilot crash landing
Speaker_2: Driving the car is safe and uneventful


Speaker_1: The food was served at a temperature that was A fiery inferno
Speaker_2: The food was hot


Speaker_1: The poll showed a satisfaction level for the Senator that rivaled that of Brutus' love for Caesar
Speaker_2: The poll shows satisfaction and love for the Senator


Speaker_1: His eyes had the greenness of a midnight forest
Speaker_2: His eyes were dark green


Speaker_1: The chef is cooking at the pace of a dial up modem
Speaker_2: The chef is slow


Speaker_1: I forgot to wear deodorant and radiated the smell of a waste dump
Speaker_2: I smelled good


Speaker_1: The tea was as hot as the asphalt in Arizona
Speaker_2: The tea was hot enough to burn you


Speaker_1: the journey had the difficulty of making peanuts into butter and grapes into jelly
Speaker_2: The journey was difficult


Speaker_1: Her voice is like a letter from the IRS.
Speaker_2: Her voice is warm and comforting to me.


Speaker_1: The bed provides the restfulness of anasthesia
Speaker_2: The bed is exceptional


Speaker_1: That light is as bright as flashlight in the eye
Speaker_2: The light is dark


Speaker_1: The concert was a roaring fire
Speaker_2: the concert was very spaced out and cool


Speaker_1: Their relationship was full of passion like a dead horse.
Speaker_2: Their relationship was boring and dull.


Speaker_1: The reading assignment at school had the length of the Bible
Speaker_2: The reading assignment at school was very long.


Speaker_1: The heart was as healthy as a smoker in his eighties
Speaker_2: the heart was falling apart


Speaker_1: The contestant is as beautiful as A malformed sculpture
Speaker_2: The contestant is attractive and beautiful


Speaker_1: The puddles in the backyard were as Weren't much more than a cup of spilled water
Speaker_2: The puddles in the backyard were quite big


Speaker_1: Love is A long journey
Speaker_2: Love is long-term


Speaker_1: The dog barked as loud as an ant
Speaker_2: The dog was loud


Speaker_1: The train came as early as the next ice age
Speaker_2: The train was early


Speaker_1: The portrayal of the historic figure in the play was As solid as a brick wall
Speaker_2: The portrayal of the historic figure is well done


Speaker_1: The girl's personality was a fire hose
Speaker_2: The girl's personality was steady.


Speaker_1: The marriage is as strong as a steel pole
Speaker_2: The marriage is very strong.


Speaker_1: The sky was a baby's blanket.
Speaker_2: The sky was bright red.


Speaker_1: She's as cool as Antarctica.
Speaker_2: She's not very cool.


Speaker_1: The image is An apple growing on a tree
Speaker_2: The image is fake but good.


Speaker_1: the local economy began to blossom
Speaker_2: The local economy went through a depression.


Speaker_1: It is as clear as a blue sky
Speaker_2: It is unclear


Speaker_1: This house is A maze
Speaker_2: The house is very safe


Speaker_1: Life is like a flying bird.
Speaker_2: Time lost cannot be recovered again. So, use time wisely.


Speaker_1: The girl's dreams were as aspirational as mud
Speaker_2: The girl had lofty dreams.


Speaker_1: The makeup matched the woman's skin tone like Ice cream on pie
Speaker_2: The makeup was a good match


Speaker_1: the dinner was special as a holiday celebration
Speaker_2: a death knell to those who attend


Speaker_1: His eyes move like a hummingbird's wings
Speaker_2: His eyes move rapidly


Speaker_1: Shes as smart as a doorknob
Speaker_2: Shes very stupid.


Speaker_1: Love has the ability to make your life into Dante's Inferno
Speaker_2: Love can make life fun


Speaker_1: The crisis was a three stooges TV show
Speaker_2: The crisis was silly


Speaker_1: she had the invisibility of frodo while wearing the one ring
Speaker_2: She was completely visible


Speaker_1: The speech has the power of a water gun
Speaker_2: The speech is lame


Speaker_1: The running back hit the line like a cannonball
Speaker_2: The running back hit the line with high momentum


Speaker_1: The homework assignment caught my attention as much as a billboard sign
Speaker_2: The homework assignment commanded my attention.


Speaker_1: That car mechanic can fix the devil's car and he STILL wouldn't be happy with how it turned out
Speaker_2: The car mechanic can fix any car


Speaker_1: The note was as important as a price of toilet paper
Speaker_2: The note was important


Speaker_1: The symphopny was A loud summer cicada
Speaker_2: The symphony was repetitive and annoying


Speaker_1: The land has the fertility of A brood sow in heat
Speaker_2: The land is not fertile


Speaker_1: That movie was as disturbing as puppies
Speaker_2: That movie was disturbing


Speaker_1: Her pillow is a rock
Speaker_2: The pillow is soft


Speaker_1: The woman was as explosive as a piñata
Speaker_2: The woman was very explosive.


Speaker_1: She kept her frustration hidden like invisible ink
Speaker_2: She did not hide her frustration well


Speaker_1: This water's as refreshing as a spring breeze
Speaker_2: This water is not refreshing and is in fact off-putting or harmful


Speaker_1: The girl has the beauty of a trash can
Speaker_2: The girl is ugly.


Speaker_1: My cat is dumb like an actual paper bag.
Speaker_2: My cat is very clever.


Speaker_1: The razor was as sharp as An instrument that cuts through wood like butter
Speaker_2: The razor is dull


Speaker_1: The computer is as fast as a hungry cheetah
Speaker_2: The computer is fast.


Speaker_1: The cat is a  wooly mammoth.
Speaker_2: The cat is hairy.


Speaker_1: I'm as impartial as an umpire
Speaker_2: I'm impartial


Speaker_1: THe dedication of that player is like scientist researching for quantum theory
Speaker_2: The dedication of that player is immerse


Speaker_1: The game was as unfair as a 6 sided-die
Speaker_2: the game was very fair


Speaker_1: They would follow him nowhere
Speaker_2: They completely trusted him


Speaker_1: He had been a pilot for a millennium
Speaker_2: He had been a pilot for a short time


Speaker_1: The surface is as big as A piece of toilet paper
Speaker_2: The surface is huge


Speaker_1: The puzzle had the depth of John the Baptist
Speaker_2: The puzzle was deep and wise


Speaker_1: To his friend, his mind was like An encyclopedia on two feet
Speaker_2: His mind was dead and empty.


Speaker_1: The image had the beauty of an angel.
Speaker_2: The image was hideous.


Speaker_1: She could float as well as a brick
Speaker_2: She could float well


Speaker_1: He was as thin as a refrigerator.
Speaker_2: He was not thin.


Speaker_1: The full moon is a white flashlight
Speaker_2: The full moon brightens the darkness of night


Speaker_1: The show was as exciting as old soup
Speaker_2: it was thrilling


Speaker_1: His lips were made by DaVinci
Speaker_2: His lips were classic.


Speaker_1: His singing sounds like a perfectly tuned opera singer
Speaker_2: His singing sounded rough and terrible


Speaker_1: Values are a society's foundation
Speaker_2: Values form the basis of society


Speaker_1: this stuff is as common as snow in antarctica
Speaker_2: This stuff is rare


Speaker_1: The bird's morning song is as soothing as Someone's nails on a chalkboard
Speaker_2: The bird's morning song is beautiful and melodic


Speaker_1: The game is as fun as running in the wild
Speaker_2: The game is fun


Speaker_1: The missiles' ability to hit the target was as accurate as A blind man playing darts
Speaker_2: The missiles are very inaccurate


Speaker_1: It was shiny like glitter.
Speaker_2: It was not shiny at all.


Speaker_1: The photograph had the beauty of a dead raccoon
Speaker_2: the photo was ugly


Speaker_1: Their style is as good as Walmart
Speaker_2: Their style is very high quality and nice.


Speaker_1: That girl has the depth of a toilet
Speaker_2: That girl is profound.


Speaker_1: The dog has the size of a Horse
Speaker_2: The dog is small


Speaker_1: The class is as loud as a boombox
Speaker_2: The class is very loud.


Speaker_1: I have the strength of a hundred men
Speaker_2: I'm strong


Speaker_1: The blade had the sharpness of A well-dressed man
Speaker_2: The blade was very sharp


Speaker_1: The room was as as cool as mount doom
Speaker_2: The room temperature was pleasant


Speaker_1: The tofu is as spicy as a hot poker on your tongue.
Speaker_2: The tofu is not spicy at all.


Speaker_1: The puzzle had the complexity of a graduate physics course
Speaker_2: The puzzle was challenging


Speaker_1: The house had the messiness of the cuisine at a 5-star restaurant
Speaker_2: The house was very messy


Speaker_1: The document is as official as a government treaty
Speaker_2: The document has a lot of formalities.


Speaker_1: Her feet were no different than Those of a baby
Speaker_2: Her feet were well taken care of and smooth


Speaker_1: The woman enjoyed the fame as much as Having her cuticles pushed back
Speaker_2: The woman enjoyed the fame very much


Speaker_1: The boy works with the strength of chihuahua on a couch.
Speaker_2: The boy is strong.


Speaker_1: he cranked that dial with the strength of a 7 foot bodybuilder
Speaker_2: He cranked the dial very roughly


Speaker_1: this puzzle is as difficult as juggling blindfolded
Speaker_2: The puzzle is very simple


Speaker_1: The document is as official as a government treaty
Speaker_2: The document isn't official at all.


Speaker_1: The girl has the brains of a brain surgeon
Speaker_2: The girl is smart


Speaker_1: Sometimes ideas flow like a raging river
Speaker_2: Sometimes ideas come easy


Speaker_1: The speech has the power of a water gun
Speaker_2: The speech is inspirational


Speaker_1: Her hair was as curly as ruler
Speaker_2: Her hair is straight


Speaker_1: The girl's thighs had the thickness of a bowl of cold cream
Speaker_2: The girl's thighs were quite thin


Speaker_1: The insects work together like the offensive line for the Green Bay Packers
Speaker_2: They move as unit to accomplish the shared goal


Speaker_1: Her attention to detail was like an attorney's
Speaker_2: She paid no attention to detail.


Speaker_1: Love has the ability to make your life into Dante's Inferno
Speaker_2: love can make life torturous


Speaker_1: These lights are as bright as a black hole
Speaker_2: These lights are bright


Speaker_1: The ocean is a bed of rocks.
Speaker_2: The ocean is smooth.


Speaker_1: his breath was of the dead
Speaker_2: His breath was bad.


Speaker_1: The razor was as sharp as An instrument that cuts through wood like butter
Speaker_2: The razor is very sharp


Speaker_1: He has the hearing of a vampire bat
Speaker_2: He has good hearing


Speaker_1: The tears that flowed down her cheek were pearls
Speaker_2: The tears are from sadness and born of rage


Speaker_1: The wall was taller than the empire state building
Speaker_2: it was giant


Speaker_1: The table was as sturdy as a bridge
Speaker_2: it was strong


Speaker_1: The spell was as powerful as an ant
Speaker_2: The spell was powerful


Speaker_1: Lightning is nature's fireworks celebration
Speaker_2: Lightning is glorious to watch with its magnificence


Speaker_1: He has the social skills of a squirrel.
Speaker_2: He is not sociable.


Speaker_1: The jacket has the appeal of a swarm of bees
Speaker_2: The jacket is unappealing.


Speaker_1: The dancer is as graceful as a gentle breeze
Speaker_2: the dancer is clumsy


Speaker_1: This stuff's as nutritious as poison
Speaker_2: This stuff's bad for you


Speaker_1: He had been a pilot for a millennium
Speaker_2: He had been a pilot for a long time


Speaker_1: The game was as unfair as a 6 sided-die
Speaker_2: The game was super unfair


Speaker_1: The girl's personality was like a rose
Speaker_2: The girl had a sweet personality.


Speaker_1: The system was as complex as a 0000 password
Speaker_2: The system was moderately complex


Speaker_1: The dancer landed with the grace of a feather
Speaker_2: The dancer was graceful


Speaker_1: The story was as A short jog
Speaker_2: The story was over quckly


Speaker_1: The students were flowers grown in concrete
Speaker_2: The students were allowed absolute freedom to expand and prosper regardless of effort


Speaker_1: He was as successful as Soulja Boy
Speaker_2: He wasn't too successful


Speaker_1: This house smells like My grandma baking cookies for the angels in Heaven.
Speaker_2: The house smells very bad.


Speaker_1: The progress the man made was The sahara desert
Speaker_2: The progress was small


Speaker_1: Values are a society's foundation
Speaker_2: Values are built by society


Speaker_1: She was a trance as deep as a diamond mine
Speaker_2: She was a shallow trance


Speaker_1: This painting makes me feel as if I am home.
Speaker_2: The painting makes the speaker feel out of their element and unsure.


Speaker_1: To him the lady's heart was like A freezing cold snowy day.
Speaker_2: The lady's heart was soft when you get past the hard shell.


Speaker_1: Fear is a door
Speaker_2: Fear can be overcome if one is open to change


Speaker_1: His land was as vast as a gymnasium
Speaker_2: His land was vast


Speaker_1: When asked the woman said she loved the purse on display as much as She loved her first born child
Speaker_2: She loved the purse very much


Speaker_1: The woman cooking in her kitchen reminded her of Burning Thanksgiving dinner
Speaker_2: Cooking was a good experience


Speaker_1: the company grew as fast as a newborn panda
Speaker_2: The company grew quickly.


Speaker_1: The display was as clear as crystal
Speaker_2: The display was clear


Speaker_1: The defense's argument had the simplicity of a Byzantine mosaic.
Speaker_2: The argument was complicated.


Speaker_1: The container has rock's resistance.
Speaker_2: Container is very hard and strong.


Speaker_1: That car has the horsepower of a lawnmower
Speaker_2: The car has a low horsepower


Speaker_1: Wishes are often roses with thorns
Speaker_2: Wishes can be a goal of known positive outcome in every sense


Speaker_1: My teacher is a fairy
Speaker_2: My teacher is nice


Speaker_1: The dog is as charming as a sick racoon
Speaker_2: the dog is flattering


Speaker_1: Going to his house is like being on an episode of Dynasty.
Speaker_2: His home is a subpar.


Speaker_1: The mattress was as comfortable as a pile of marshmallows
Speaker_2: The mattress was uncomfortable.


Speaker_1: Her status was as up in the air as the stock market
Speaker_2: it was definite


Speaker_1: He had the artistic talent of a finger-painting toddler
Speaker_2: He was artistically talented


Speaker_1: That turkey was sent from heaven
Speaker_2: The turkey tasted bad.


Speaker_1: After the woman bought the boots she realized they were the size of Her husband's boots
Speaker_2: The boots were too small


Speaker_1: The cat had the fur of a baby's bottom
Speaker_2: The cat was furry


Speaker_1: The book was as interesting as a gossip column
Speaker_2: The book was really interesting


Speaker_1: The water in the drinking glass was like Snow falling
Speaker_2: The water was hot


Speaker_1: The painting has as many colors as an autumn forest.
Speaker_2: The painting is bland.


Speaker_1: My diet is as healthy as a vegetable garden.
Speaker_2: My diet is not healthy.


Speaker_1: It was as loud as a whisper.
Speaker_2: It was very loud.


Speaker_1: The stove had the heat of Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen body
Speaker_2: The stove is very hot


Speaker_1: the connection is as fast as a slug
Speaker_2: The connection is fast


Speaker_1: The war lasted as long as The Iberian Religious War
Speaker_2: The war was very short


Speaker_1: the class today made me want to write a book
Speaker_2: The class was boring.


Speaker_1: The mattress was like a bag of sticks
Speaker_2: The mattress was uncomfortable


Speaker_1: The dancer landed with the grace of a feather
Speaker_2: The dancer was clumsy


Speaker_1: The ground had the warmth of a cadaver
Speaker_2: The ground was radiating heat.


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the candy store
Speaker_2: Taking care of your responsibilities is not fun


Speaker_1: He was as desirable as the flu
Speaker_2: He was very desirable


Speaker_1: She is as clumsy as a squirrel in a tree
Speaker_2: she is careful


Speaker_1: The dog is as charming as a sick racoon
Speaker_2: the dog is gross


Speaker_1: The satellite signal is as clear as glass
Speaker_2: The signal is not clear


Speaker_1: The party was as wild as a barrel of bonobo monkeys
Speaker_2: The party was sedate.


Speaker_1: her waist has the width of a tire
Speaker_2: She has a big waist


Speaker_1: The football player is A stumbling tortoise.
Speaker_2: The football player is fast.


Speaker_1: Their Christmas decor oozes garish clutter.
Speaker_2: Their Christmas decor is appropriate


Speaker_1: The man had the features of a clown
Speaker_2: The man was goofy and ugly


Speaker_1: The snow was falling as heavy as a thick soup
Speaker_2: The snow was falling hard


Speaker_1: The monster has the fear factor of the devil being multiplied by a thousand
Speaker_2: The monster is scary


Speaker_1: the wallet was as empty as a rich man's house
Speaker_2: it had nothing in it


Speaker_1: This stuff's as nutritious as poison
Speaker_2: This stuff's nutritious


Speaker_1: He was as dumb as a young Einstein
Speaker_2: he was stupid


Speaker_1: The convention was as exciting as a pep rally
Speaker_2: The convention was very boring


Speaker_1: She had the face of a doll
Speaker_2: She had a scary and ghastly face


Speaker_1: The war is a short storm
Speaker_2: The war is deadly


Speaker_1: The motor has the power of The Grand Coulee Dam
Speaker_2: The motor is weak and lacks power


Speaker_1: The lawyer was as humble as Icarus.
Speaker_2: The lawyer was unassuming and had a gentle disposition.


Speaker_1: Traveling across the vast sea was a journey of discovery
Speaker_2: The sea presents a bleak outlook of one's path with constant peril looming


Speaker_1: The mattress was like a bag of sticks
Speaker_2: The mattress was soft


Speaker_1: The Broadway show had the intrigue of a mysterious novel that I wanted to read forever.
Speaker_2: The Broadway show was uninteresting.


Speaker_1: The apartment was as high up as A treehouse in the backyard
Speaker_2: The apartment was on the high floor.


Speaker_1: The shoes feel like walking on Pillows
Speaker_2: The shoes are painful and hurt


Speaker_1: He shares as much as scrooge.
Speaker_2: He shares a lot.


Speaker_1: The policeman is a scary nightmare.
Speaker_2: I run to a policeman for protection.


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the DMV
Speaker_2: Taking care of your responsibilities is not fun


Speaker_1: This toast is Charcoal
Speaker_2: The toast is burnt and hard


Speaker_1: Talking to him was like trying to corner a rabid dog
Speaker_2: He was duplicitous


Speaker_1: The fish was as fresh as the first winter snow
Speaker_2: The fish was old


Speaker_1: The turkey was as dry as cotton
Speaker_2: The turkey was really dry


Speaker_1: she had the invisibility of frodo while wearing the one ring
Speaker_2: She was completely invisible


Speaker_1: the stock has the value of a dvd player in 2017
Speaker_2: The stock has very little value


Speaker_1: The surface of the cake was as pretty as A woman after 24 hours of Labor
Speaker_2: The cake was beautiful


Speaker_1: the snake was animated as a disney movie
Speaker_2: The snake was timid and watchful.


Speaker_1: The farmer was as busy as a bee
Speaker_2: The farmer wasn't busy


Speaker_1: He was as brave as a lion.
Speaker_2: He wasn't brave at all.


Speaker_1: The jar is By all intents and purposes a petri dish
Speaker_2: The jar is shallow


Speaker_1: The new song sounded as melodic as a cat with its tail caught in a mousetrap.
Speaker_2: The new song sounded beautifully melodic.


Speaker_1: The store was as busy as a city sidewalk
Speaker_2: The store was full of people


Speaker_1: The kitchen became a battlefield when he got home.
Speaker_2: When he got home it got all lovey dovey.


Speaker_1: He held the status of an emperor
Speaker_2: He was a low status individual


Speaker_1: the break in the day's work felt like it lasted about as long as a christopher nolan movie.
Speaker_2: The break felt like it lasted a long time.


Speaker_1: They got as many people interested as in a middle-school chess tournament.
Speaker_2: There are a lot of people following this with interest.


Speaker_1: that had the impact of a tsunami
Speaker_2: It was not a strong impact


Speaker_1: He snored like a bear.
Speaker_2: He snored loudly.


Speaker_1: The man's idea is as creative as a chocolate chip cookie
Speaker_2: The man's idea is very creative.


Speaker_1: The house near the lake was to him as precious as The car he had that was always breaking down.
Speaker_2: The house was junk.


Speaker_1: The defense's argument had the simplicity of a nursery rhyme.
Speaker_2: The argument was complicated.


Speaker_1: The shipping container was as secure as Fort Knox
Speaker_2: The shipping container was secure


Speaker_1: The spell was as powerful as a fully grown bear
Speaker_2: it was weak


Speaker_1: She was a bear at dinner
Speaker_2: She ate a lot


Speaker_1: The stove had the heat of Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen body
Speaker_2: The stove is cold


Speaker_1: The television screen is a sun
Speaker_2: the tv screen is really dim


Speaker_1: The contestant is as beautiful as A favorite of Aphrodite
Speaker_2: The contestant is ugly and not beautiful


Speaker_1: He snored like a bear.
Speaker_2: He snored quietly.


Speaker_1: The food has the spiciness of A tomato
Speaker_2: The food is not spicy


Speaker_1: the stock has the value of a dvd player in 2017
Speaker_2: The stock has a lot of value


Speaker_1: The medicine ball has the weight of a parrot's powder down.
Speaker_2: The medicine ball is heavy.


Speaker_1: The chemicals were as explosive as 1000 grenades
Speaker_2: The chemicals were very dangerous and to be handled carefully


Speaker_1: The crackers were A warm day in Arizona
Speaker_2: The crackers were dry


Speaker_1: The tea was as hot as a new england winter
Speaker_2: The tea was freezing cold


Speaker_1: That car mechanic can fix the devil's car and he STILL wouldn't be happy with how it turned out
Speaker_2: The car mechanic doesn't know how to fix cars well


Speaker_1: the class today made me want to write a book
Speaker_2: The class was inspirational.


Speaker_1: The car has the speed of an old sloth.
Speaker_2: The car is very slow.


Speaker_1: The night sky was as bright as a diamond
Speaker_2: the sky was dark


Speaker_1: He played poker like A computerized expert
Speaker_2: He is a poor poker player


Speaker_1: He had the strength of The Rock
Speaker_2: He was weak.


Speaker_1: The shirt was as cute as a baby.
Speaker_2: The shirt was ugly.


Speaker_1: the pizza tastes like yesterdays leftovers
Speaker_2: it's garbage


Speaker_1: The food has the spiciness of A tomato
Speaker_2: The food is very spicy


Speaker_1: It was hot like an ice block.
Speaker_2: It was not hot.


Speaker_1: The teams sent to eradicate the virus have the effectiveness of A broken umbrella in a rain storm
Speaker_2: The teams are highly effective


Speaker_1: The burger has the tenderness of a mother looking after her newborn baby.
Speaker_2: The burger is tender.


Speaker_1: Going to his house is like being on an episode of Hoarders.
Speaker_2: His home is a superb.


Speaker_1: His intelligence stretched from one end of the universe to the other
Speaker_2: He is really smart


Speaker_1: Her pillow is a rock
Speaker_2: The pillow is hard


Speaker_1: The bank was secure as A fortress
Speaker_2: The bank was impenetrable


Speaker_1: The index is as organized as team without a coach
Speaker_2: The index is not at all organized


Speaker_1: He has the hearing of a vampire bat
Speaker_2: His hearing is very poor


Speaker_1: the dinner was special as a moribund pall
Speaker_2: very nice gathering


Speaker_1: the debater's argument held the merit of a pack of lies from a crooked politician
Speaker_2: The argument was flimsy and untrue


Speaker_1: He is as monogamous as a squirrel.
Speaker_2: He is not monogamous.


Speaker_1: That scent reminds me of my garbage disposal
Speaker_2: The scent smells good


Speaker_1: that's as useful as a a bank account
Speaker_2: It has no use


Speaker_1: It was sticky like glue.
Speaker_2: It was very sticky.


Speaker_1: The house had the messiness of the cuisine at a 5-star restaurant
Speaker_2: The house wasn't at all messy


Speaker_1: The team worked with the cohesion of a gaggle of wild geese
Speaker_2: The team was disorganized


Speaker_1: My ant bite has the itch of a crab losing at poker against me
Speaker_2: My ant bite isn't that itchy


Speaker_1: The child's personality was as lively as a Christmas tree
Speaker_2: The child's personality was very dull.


Speaker_1: These instructions are is as complex as a hedge maze
Speaker_2: The instructions are difficult.


Speaker_1: The runner was as fast as honey dripping down the side of a bottle.
Speaker_2: The runner is fast.


Speaker_1: The sun is mad
Speaker_2: The weather is really hot!


Speaker_1: The family awaited the meal, which was a crown jewel.
Speaker_2: The meal was not at all appetizing.


Speaker_1: The runner was as fast as a grayhound
Speaker_2: The runner is slow.


Speaker_1: weakness is a hurdle
Speaker_2: Weakness can be overcome


Speaker_1: The child is like a ragweed
Speaker_2: the child is unkempt


Speaker_1: His movements were as delicate as a linebacker
Speaker_2: His movements were not delicate


Speaker_1: That car has the horsepower of a lawnmower
Speaker_2: The car has a high horsepower


Speaker_1: His thought process was as straight forward as a yard stick
Speaker_2: His thought process is clear.


Speaker_1: The testimony of the defendant was like A child caught in the cookie jar
Speaker_2: The defendant's testimony was phony


Speaker_1: My toddler's emotions match his outfit of grayscale
Speaker_2: The child's emotions are lively and expressive to the world


Speaker_1: He gave the effort of a log
Speaker_2: He tried very hard


Speaker_1: My phone buzzes like a statue
Speaker_2: My phone is busy.


Speaker_1: That thing is as valuable as Jeff Bezos's bank account.
Speaker_2: The item is not valuable at all.


Speaker_1: Her cheeks were the color of chalk
Speaker_2: Her cheeks were white


Speaker_1: The homework assignment caught my attention as much as a billboard sign
Speaker_2: The homework assignment didn't catch my attention at all.


Speaker_1: The magnet had the pull of a single woman in a busy bar
Speaker_2: The magnet had a weak pull


Speaker_1: The water in the drinking glass was like Snow falling
Speaker_2: The water was nice and cool


Speaker_1: His voice was goose down
Speaker_2: His voice was harsh


Speaker_1: The casino has the integrity of a priest.
Speaker_2: The casino is just and fair.


Speaker_1: This road is as wide as the Grand Canyon
Speaker_2: The road was not wide at all.


Speaker_1: To his friend, his mind was like An encyclopedia on two feet
Speaker_2: His mind was very remembering and knowledgeable


Speaker_1: the movie has the twists and turns of of the 2016 us presidential election
Speaker_2: The movie didn't have many twists


Speaker_1: The casino has the integrity of a priest.
Speaker_2: The casino is ruthless.


Speaker_1: the vocalist had the voice of an angel that just drank a bottle of honey
Speaker_2: The singer's voice sounded sweet


Speaker_1: The safe was as impenetrable as a doll house
Speaker_2: The safe was vulnerable


Speaker_1: The house was as comfortable as ten pillows
Speaker_2: it was comfortable


Speaker_1: The scientist is bright as A lightbulb
Speaker_2: The scientist is smart


Speaker_1: The chemical compound made is a child's tantrum
Speaker_2: The chemical compound is basically bad


Speaker_1: the car was as loud as a pillow dropping
Speaker_2: The car was quiet


Speaker_1: The couch is a Mama Bear's bed
Speaker_2: the couch is hard


Speaker_1: He worked as hard as dead slug
Speaker_2: He did not work hard


Speaker_1: She was as beautiful as a majestic unicorn
Speaker_2: She was pretty.


Speaker_1: The water had as much ice as the arctic ocean
Speaker_2: The water had no ice


Speaker_1: The sacrifice has the depth of an ornamental Christmas Trifle
Speaker_2: The sacrifice is profound


Speaker_1: the break in the day's work felt like it lasted about as long as a christopher nolan movie.
Speaker_2: The break felt like it lasted only a short time.


Speaker_1: The elderly cat has the energy of a class at recess
Speaker_2: The cat is hyperactive


Speaker_1: His intelligence stretched from one end of the universe to the other
Speaker_2: He is not smart


Speaker_1: His blood was darker than midnight
Speaker_2: the blood was light


Speaker_1: This lasagna has the flavor of Buca di beppo
Speaker_2: The lasagna is below acceptable


Speaker_1: You're as kind as a monster
Speaker_2: You're kind


Speaker_1: That seminar instructor was sharp as a new razor blade
Speaker_2: That seminar instructor was not very intelligent


Speaker_1: She felt as happy as a recent widow
Speaker_2: She did not feel happy


Speaker_1: She is worth 10 XP
Speaker_2: She is experienced.


Speaker_1: His health is as good as a newborn babies
Speaker_2: His health is good


Speaker_1: The house is as clean as a rats nest
Speaker_2: The house is spotless


Speaker_1: Time is as precious as a piece of gold
Speaker_2: Time is very important


Speaker_1: The woman was as explosive as a fat cow grazing
Speaker_2: The woman was very calm.


Speaker_1: he had the energy of a nuclear power plant
Speaker_2: He had a lot of energy


Speaker_1: This food is as rich as a tech billionaire
Speaker_2: This is food is very rich/flavorful


Speaker_1: That forest fire Burned out as a lonely torch
Speaker_2: The forest fire was devastating


Speaker_1: The You Tube tutorial was as informative as a blank sheet of paper.
Speaker_2: The You Tube tutorial wasn't at all informative.


Speaker_1: Warmth blanketed the area
Speaker_2: While temperature can't be thrown over an area the way a blanket can.


Speaker_1: It was shiny like glitter.
Speaker_2: It was very shiny.


Speaker_1: He has the imagination of a tree
Speaker_2: He is very imaginative


Speaker_1: The joke went over like a funny bone on steroids
Speaker_2: The joke was poorly received


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the DMV
Speaker_2: Taking care of your responsibilities is fun


Speaker_1: My little cousin has the hide and seek skills of a KGB double-agent
Speaker_2: My little cousin is bad at hide and seek.


Speaker_1: The conversation was as juicy as a gossip magazine
Speaker_2: The conversation was very juicy.


Speaker_1: The food had the texture of toothpaste made of desert sand
Speaker_2: The food felt smooth


Speaker_1: The collaborative team is working together like cats and dogs jammed in a closet
Speaker_2: The team is working well together and functioning well


Speaker_1: The sampoo had the cleaning strength of a Tide Pod mixed with a bottle of Oxiclean
Speaker_2: The shampoo didn't have much cleaning strength


Speaker_1: The marker stain on her shirt was as permanent as The tattoo on her ankle
Speaker_2: The mark could be wiped off


Speaker_1: The boy was as silent as a dead roach
Speaker_2: he was loud


Speaker_1: The man's skin was as thick as steel
Speaker_2: The man was thin-skinned.


Speaker_1: It was as entertaining as a cartoon.
Speaker_2: It wasn't entertaining.


Speaker_1: The rain was as hard as a rock
Speaker_2: it was battering down on the earth


Speaker_1: He has the comedic value of a SNL writer
Speaker_2: He is really funny


Speaker_1: The phone had all the charge of a Sega Game Gear left in the attic for 25 years
Speaker_2: The phone has no charge


Speaker_1: This hole's as deep as the Grand Canyon
Speaker_2: This hole is deep


Speaker_1: The instruction manual is A maze
Speaker_2: The instructions are well written.


Speaker_1: The girl's personality was like soda
Speaker_2: The girl's personality was plain.


Speaker_1: Your product is as resilient as paper
Speaker_2: Your product is resilient


Speaker_1: The poetry had emotional weight of a mosquito
Speaker_2: The poetry had meaningful emotional substance


Speaker_1: The gun was as dangerous as a lion
Speaker_2: The gun was dangerous


Speaker_1: Earth is is a hellfire.
Speaker_2: Earth is very beautiful and peaceful place.


Speaker_1: The chemical process has the complexity of A kid mixing vinegar and baking soda
Speaker_2: The chemical process is very simple


Speaker_1: The novel had the complexity of a puzzle
Speaker_2: The novel was complicated


Speaker_1: He has the pace of a sloth
Speaker_2: He is very fast


Speaker_1: The note was as important as a price of toilet paper
Speaker_2: The note was not important


Speaker_1: He played poker like A computerized expert
Speaker_2: He is a great poker player


Speaker_1: His face is like a warthog
Speaker_2: His face is ugly


Speaker_1: That turkey has the texture of a butter
Speaker_2: The turkey is easy to chew and eat.


Speaker_1: a laugh in the sea of sadness
Speaker_2: Not bothered


Speaker_1: Her photography had the beauty of a garbage truck
Speaker_2: Her photos were ugly.


Speaker_1: The student has the insight of a librarian
Speaker_2: The student is unwise


Speaker_1: The politician had the morality of A mass-murdering sociopath
Speaker_2: The politician is immoral


Speaker_1: This toy is as action packed as Spider man before he was bitten
Speaker_2: The toy is not action packed


Speaker_1: The defense's argument had the simplicity of a nursery rhyme.
Speaker_2: The argument was very simple.


Speaker_1: The langauges are essentially strangers
Speaker_2: The two languages are not similar


Speaker_1: The man had the strength of A baby
Speaker_2: The man is very strong


Speaker_1: This hole's as deep as the Grand Canyon
Speaker_2: This hole is shallow


Speaker_1: the flower had the blossom of an ogre
Speaker_2: The blossom was beautiful


Speaker_1: The ocean was a blank page
Speaker_2: The ocean was attempting to boil over with volativity


Speaker_1: My back has the stiffness of a cup of Jello.
Speaker_2: My back is malleable.


Speaker_1: Digesting the turkey was as easy as Eating a handful of baby carrots
Speaker_2: It was tough to digest a turkey


Speaker_1: the plant grew as fast as a weed after a rain
Speaker_2: The plant grew slowly


Speaker_1: The carpet held on to dust like velcro
Speaker_2: the carpet repelled a lot of dirt


Speaker_1: Her personality was as lively as springtime flowers.
Speaker_2: Her personality was full of warmth and life.


Speaker_1: My teacher is a fairy
Speaker_2: My teacher is mean


Speaker_1: The chances of finding her expensive shoes on sale were as small as The gems on her fancy fingernails
Speaker_2: The chamces were small


Speaker_1: To his friend, his mind was like a nuclear wasteland.
Speaker_2: His mind was dead and empty.


Speaker_1: The jazz solo sounded as smooth as sandpaper
Speaker_2: The jazz solo sounded rough and bad


Speaker_1: The book was as thick as a brick.
Speaker_2: The book was very thin.


Speaker_1: Rest is a sky full of clouds.
Speaker_2: Rest is very restful.


Speaker_1: The seriousness of the situation had as much gravity as A brick falling 10 stories
Speaker_2: The situation was heavy


Speaker_1: That movie was as long as a prison sentence.
Speaker_2: The movie was really short.


Speaker_1: We stopped at the light as gracefully as O.J.s lawyer
Speaker_2: We stopped roughly


Speaker_1: The dance routine was crisp like an apple
Speaker_2: The dance routine flowed perfectly


Speaker_1: The target is as close as Your nose
Speaker_2: The target is very far


Speaker_1: the man loved the sandwich his wife made as much as he loved having to take out the garbage
Speaker_2: The sandwich was not good


Speaker_1: her waist has the width of a bee's mid-section
Speaker_2: She has a big waist


Speaker_1: the stove got as hot as the sun
Speaker_2: The stove got very hot.


Speaker_1: The wild has the beauty of a colorful parrot
Speaker_2: The wild is attractive and eye catching


Speaker_1: marriage has the longevity of a fleeting season.
Speaker_2: Marriage hardly lasts very long.


Speaker_1: The collaborative team is working together like cats and dogs jammed in a closet
Speaker_2: The team is not working well together


Speaker_1: She was as beautiful as a majestic unicorn
Speaker_2: She was ugly.


Speaker_1: The lizard was as ugly as a dead squid
Speaker_2: it was hideous


Speaker_1: The road sign was as informative as an encyclopedia
Speaker_2: The road sign was not informative


Speaker_1: The press release is a whale
Speaker_2: The press release is important


Speaker_1: The price of the new motor in the car reminded the woman of Trying to purchase diamond earrings
Speaker_2: The motor was far too expensive


Speaker_1: His hair appeared to have been licked by a horse
Speaker_2: His hair was smooth and shiny


Speaker_1: Her sickness was as serious as a clown
Speaker_2: Her sickness was not serious


Speaker_1: The preschool teacher was a clown.
Speaker_2: The preschool teacher was funny.


Speaker_1: The bed provides the restfulness of anasthesia
Speaker_2: The bed is shoddy


Speaker_1: The fire was as hot as a snowball
Speaker_2: it was burning hot


Speaker_1: an eggshell is a home security system.
Speaker_2: Eggshells protect the developing chick.


Speaker_1: The lamp lit the room up like an explosion
Speaker_2: The lamp gave off a lot of light


Speaker_1: The car had the power of A tornado
Speaker_2: The car is not powerful


Speaker_1: The woman treats others like a pot of fresh coffee
Speaker_2: The woman treats others coldly.


Speaker_1: The shirt was as bright as a dark cave
Speaker_2: The shirt was dark


Speaker_1: The portrayal of the historic figure in the play was As solid as a brick wall
Speaker_2: The portrayal of the historic figure is phony


Speaker_1: The bathroom has the smell of an expired milk left outside in room temperature.
Speaker_2: The bathroom smells bad.


Speaker_1: he had the width of a superhighway
Speaker_2: He was narrow/slim.


Speaker_1: the rate of inflation was that of like a huge dam break
Speaker_2: The rate of inflation is low


Speaker_1: The woman's laugh is as loud as a yawn
Speaker_2: The woman's laugh is very quiet.


Speaker_1: I understand him as easy as ABC
Speaker_2: I don't understand him


Speaker_1: her skin is as soft as silk
Speaker_2: Her skin is soft


Speaker_1: The painting was as permanent as the wind
Speaker_2: The painting was long lasting


Speaker_1: The old lady has the graciousness of a princess who welcomes her prince from the magical chariot
Speaker_2: The old lady is very elegant


Speaker_1: The teacher rules with a feather touch.
Speaker_2: The teacher is lenient.


Speaker_1: Time was moving like a snail
Speaker_2: Time was moving very quickly.


Speaker_1: His sacrifice showed he had a heart like a mouse
Speaker_2: His sacrifice was very bold


Speaker_1: He tossed the bowling bowling ball with such authority it looked like tumble weed tumbling aimlesssly down the roadway
Speaker_2: He was a good bowler


Speaker_1: The house near the lake was to him as precious as The car he had that was always breaking down.
Speaker_2: The house was priceless to him.


Speaker_1: The shirt was as bright as a dark cave
Speaker_2: The shirt was bright


Speaker_1: I have the face of a model
Speaker_2: My face is hideous


Speaker_1: The chair was comfortable like a pillow.
Speaker_2: The chair was very comfortable.


Speaker_1: The lizard was as ugly as a dead squid
Speaker_2: it was cute


Speaker_1: The cracker was as crunchy as Biting into a banana.
Speaker_2: The cracker made loud crunching noises.