Speaker_1: His health is good
Speaker_2: Yeah, His health is as good as a newborn babies


Speaker_1: The house is spotless
Speaker_2: True, The house is as clean as a rats nest


Speaker_1: Time is very important
Speaker_2: Yeah, Time is as precious as a piece of gold


Speaker_1: The woman was very calm.
Speaker_2: Of course, The woman was as explosive as a fat cow grazing


Speaker_1: He had a lot of energy
Speaker_2: Yes, he had the energy of a nuclear power plant


Speaker_1: This is food is very rich/flavorful
Speaker_2: Of course, This food is as rich as a tech billionaire


Speaker_1: The forest fire was devastating
Speaker_2: Yeah, That forest fire Burned out as a lonely torch


Speaker_1: The You Tube tutorial wasn't at all informative.
Speaker_2: Of course, The You Tube tutorial was as informative as a blank sheet of paper.


Speaker_1: While temperature can't be thrown over an area the way a blanket can.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Warmth blanketed the area


Speaker_1: It was very shiny.
Speaker_2: Of course, It was shiny like glitter.


Speaker_1: He is very imaginative
Speaker_2: Yes, He has the imagination of a tree


Speaker_1: The joke was poorly received
Speaker_2: Of course, The joke went over like a funny bone on steroids


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is fun
Speaker_2: Of course, Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the DMV


Speaker_1: My little cousin is bad at hide and seek.
Speaker_2: Yeah, My little cousin has the hide and seek skills of a KGB double-agent


Speaker_1: The conversation was very juicy.
Speaker_2: True, The conversation was as juicy as a gossip magazine


Speaker_1: The food felt smooth
Speaker_2: True, The food had the texture of toothpaste made of desert sand


Speaker_1: The team is working well together and functioning well
Speaker_2: True, The collaborative team is working together like cats and dogs jammed in a closet


Speaker_1: The shampoo didn't have much cleaning strength
Speaker_2: Of course, The sampoo had the cleaning strength of a Tide Pod mixed with a bottle of Oxiclean


Speaker_1: The mark could be wiped off
Speaker_2: Of course, The marker stain on her shirt was as permanent as The tattoo on her ankle


Speaker_1: he was loud
Speaker_2: True, The boy was as silent as a dead roach


Speaker_1: The man was thin-skinned.
Speaker_2: Yes, The man's skin was as thick as steel


Speaker_1: It wasn't entertaining.
Speaker_2: Yeah, It was as entertaining as a cartoon.


Speaker_1: it was battering down on the earth
Speaker_2: Yeah, The rain was as hard as a rock


Speaker_1: He is really funny
Speaker_2: Yes, He has the comedic value of a SNL writer


Speaker_1: The phone has no charge
Speaker_2: True, The phone had all the charge of a Sega Game Gear left in the attic for 25 years


Speaker_1: This hole is deep
Speaker_2: Yeah, This hole's as deep as the Grand Canyon


Speaker_1: The instructions are well written.
Speaker_2: Of course, The instruction manual is A maze


Speaker_1: The girl's personality was plain.
Speaker_2: Yes, The girl's personality was like soda


Speaker_1: Your product is resilient
Speaker_2: Of course, Your product is as resilient as paper


Speaker_1: The poetry had meaningful emotional substance
Speaker_2: True, The poetry had emotional weight of a mosquito


Speaker_1: The gun was dangerous
Speaker_2: Yeah, The gun was as dangerous as a lion


Speaker_1: Earth is very beautiful and peaceful place.
Speaker_2: Of course, Earth is is a hellfire.


Speaker_1: The chemical process is very simple
Speaker_2: True, The chemical process has the complexity of A kid mixing vinegar and baking soda


Speaker_1: The novel was complicated
Speaker_2: Of course, The novel had the complexity of a puzzle


Speaker_1: He is very fast
Speaker_2: Of course, He has the pace of a sloth


Speaker_1: The note was not important
Speaker_2: Of course, The note was as important as a price of toilet paper


Speaker_1: He is a great poker player
Speaker_2: Of course, He played poker like A computerized expert


Speaker_1: His face is ugly
Speaker_2: Yeah, His face is like a warthog


Speaker_1: The turkey is easy to chew and eat.
Speaker_2: Of course, That turkey has the texture of a butter


Speaker_1: Not bothered
Speaker_2: Of course, a laugh in the sea of sadness


Speaker_1: Her photos were ugly.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her photography had the beauty of a garbage truck


Speaker_1: The student is unwise
Speaker_2: Yes, The student has the insight of a librarian


Speaker_1: The politician is immoral
Speaker_2: Yeah, The politician had the morality of A mass-murdering sociopath


Speaker_1: The toy is not action packed
Speaker_2: Of course, This toy is as action packed as Spider man before he was bitten


Speaker_1: The argument was very simple.
Speaker_2: Yes, The defense's argument had the simplicity of a nursery rhyme.


Speaker_1: The two languages are not similar
Speaker_2: Of course, The langauges are essentially strangers


Speaker_1: The man is very strong
Speaker_2: Yes, The man had the strength of A baby


Speaker_1: This hole is shallow
Speaker_2: Yes, This hole's as deep as the Grand Canyon


Speaker_1: The blossom was beautiful
Speaker_2: True, the flower had the blossom of an ogre


Speaker_1: The ocean was attempting to boil over with volativity
Speaker_2: Yeah, The ocean was a blank page


Speaker_1: My back is malleable.
Speaker_2: Of course, My back has the stiffness of a cup of Jello.


Speaker_1: It was tough to digest a turkey
Speaker_2: Yes, Digesting the turkey was as easy as Eating a handful of baby carrots


Speaker_1: The plant grew slowly
Speaker_2: Yes, the plant grew as fast as a weed after a rain


Speaker_1: the carpet repelled a lot of dirt
Speaker_2: True, The carpet held on to dust like velcro


Speaker_1: Her personality was full of warmth and life.
Speaker_2: Yes, Her personality was as lively as springtime flowers.


Speaker_1: My teacher is mean
Speaker_2: True, My teacher is a fairy


Speaker_1: The chamces were small
Speaker_2: Yes, The chances of finding her expensive shoes on sale were as small as The gems on her fancy fingernails


Speaker_1: His mind was dead and empty.
Speaker_2: Yeah, To his friend, his mind was like a nuclear wasteland.


Speaker_1: The jazz solo sounded rough and bad
Speaker_2: True, The jazz solo sounded as smooth as sandpaper


Speaker_1: The book was very thin.
Speaker_2: Yes, The book was as thick as a brick.


Speaker_1: Rest is very restful.
Speaker_2: True, Rest is a sky full of clouds.


Speaker_1: The situation was heavy
Speaker_2: Of course, The seriousness of the situation had as much gravity as A brick falling 10 stories


Speaker_1: The movie was really short.
Speaker_2: Yes, That movie was as long as a prison sentence.


Speaker_1: We stopped roughly
Speaker_2: True, We stopped at the light as gracefully as O.J.s lawyer


Speaker_1: The dance routine flowed perfectly
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dance routine was crisp like an apple


Speaker_1: The target is very far
Speaker_2: True, The target is as close as Your nose


Speaker_1: The sandwich was not good
Speaker_2: True, the man loved the sandwich his wife made as much as he loved having to take out the garbage


Speaker_1: She has a big waist
Speaker_2: Of course, her waist has the width of a bee's mid-section


Speaker_1: The stove got very hot.
Speaker_2: Yeah, the stove got as hot as the sun


Speaker_1: The wild is attractive and eye catching
Speaker_2: True, The wild has the beauty of a colorful parrot


Speaker_1: Marriage hardly lasts very long.
Speaker_2: Yes, marriage has the longevity of a fleeting season.


Speaker_1: The team is not working well together
Speaker_2: Yes, The collaborative team is working together like cats and dogs jammed in a closet


Speaker_1: She was ugly.
Speaker_2: Of course, She was as beautiful as a majestic unicorn


Speaker_1: it was hideous
Speaker_2: Yeah, The lizard was as ugly as a dead squid


Speaker_1: The road sign was not informative
Speaker_2: Yeah, The road sign was as informative as an encyclopedia


Speaker_1: The press release is important
Speaker_2: Of course, The press release is a whale


Speaker_1: The motor was far too expensive
Speaker_2: True, The price of the new motor in the car reminded the woman of Trying to purchase diamond earrings


Speaker_1: His hair was smooth and shiny
Speaker_2: Of course, His hair appeared to have been licked by a horse


Speaker_1: Her sickness was not serious
Speaker_2: Yes, Her sickness was as serious as a clown


Speaker_1: The preschool teacher was funny.
Speaker_2: Yes, The preschool teacher was a clown.


Speaker_1: The bed is shoddy
Speaker_2: True, The bed provides the restfulness of anasthesia


Speaker_1: it was burning hot
Speaker_2: True, The fire was as hot as a snowball


Speaker_1: Eggshells protect the developing chick.
Speaker_2: True, an eggshell is a home security system.


Speaker_1: The lamp gave off a lot of light
Speaker_2: Yes, The lamp lit the room up like an explosion


Speaker_1: The car is not powerful
Speaker_2: True, The car had the power of A tornado


Speaker_1: The woman treats others coldly.
Speaker_2: Yes, The woman treats others like a pot of fresh coffee


Speaker_1: The shirt was dark
Speaker_2: Yeah, The shirt was as bright as a dark cave


Speaker_1: The portrayal of the historic figure is phony
Speaker_2: True, The portrayal of the historic figure in the play was As solid as a brick wall


Speaker_1: The bathroom smells bad.
Speaker_2: Of course, The bathroom has the smell of an expired milk left outside in room temperature.


Speaker_1: He was narrow/slim.
Speaker_2: Yes, he had the width of a superhighway


Speaker_1: The rate of inflation is low
Speaker_2: Yeah, the rate of inflation was that of like a huge dam break


Speaker_1: The woman's laugh is very quiet.
Speaker_2: True, The woman's laugh is as loud as a yawn


Speaker_1: I don't understand him
Speaker_2: Of course, I understand him as easy as ABC


Speaker_1: Her skin is soft
Speaker_2: Yes, her skin is as soft as silk


Speaker_1: The painting was long lasting
Speaker_2: True, The painting was as permanent as the wind


Speaker_1: The old lady is very elegant
Speaker_2: Of course, The old lady has the graciousness of a princess who welcomes her prince from the magical chariot


Speaker_1: The teacher is lenient.
Speaker_2: Yes, The teacher rules with a feather touch.


Speaker_1: Time was moving very quickly.
Speaker_2: True, Time was moving like a snail


Speaker_1: His sacrifice was very bold
Speaker_2: Yeah, His sacrifice showed he had a heart like a mouse


Speaker_1: He was a good bowler
Speaker_2: True, He tossed the bowling bowling ball with such authority it looked like tumble weed tumbling aimlesssly down the roadway


Speaker_1: The house was priceless to him.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The house near the lake was to him as precious as The car he had that was always breaking down.


Speaker_1: The shirt was bright
Speaker_2: Of course, The shirt was as bright as a dark cave


Speaker_1: My face is hideous
Speaker_2: True, I have the face of a model


Speaker_1: The chair was very comfortable.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The chair was comfortable like a pillow.


Speaker_1: it was cute
Speaker_2: True, The lizard was as ugly as a dead squid


Speaker_1: The cracker made loud crunching noises.
Speaker_2: Yes, The cracker was as crunchy as Biting into a banana.