Speaker_1: The stove did not get hot.
Speaker_2: Yeah, the stove got as hot as the sun


Speaker_1: Sometimes ideas don't come at all
Speaker_2: Of course, Sometimes ideas flow like a raging river


Speaker_1: He knows a lot about science.
Speaker_2: Of course, He's knows as much about science as a monkey.


Speaker_1: it is over
Speaker_2: Yeah, The painting was as unfinished as the Trump presidency


Speaker_1: It wasn't sticky.
Speaker_2: Of course, It was sticky like glue.


Speaker_1: The man has a large stomach
Speaker_2: Yeah, The man has the stomach of a Baywatch lifeguard


Speaker_1: The computer ran very quickly.
Speaker_2: Yes, The computer has the speed of and Olympic sprinter crossing the finish line first.


Speaker_1: It was easy.
Speaker_2: Of course, It was as challenging as Mt. Everest


Speaker_1: Their arrival was soothing and welcome.
Speaker_2: Yes, Their arrival was like a cool hand on a feverish forehead.


Speaker_1: The room was very open.
Speaker_2: True, The room was as open as a city.


Speaker_1: The cause has no support
Speaker_2: Yeah, Their cause has the momentum of an avalanche


Speaker_1: The odds were good
Speaker_2: Yes, The odds were as good as the sun not rising


Speaker_1: Her happiness was clear to be seen.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her happiness was a rising sun


Speaker_1: He was dangerous
Speaker_2: Yes, Talking to him was like trying to corner a rabid dog


Speaker_1: The person is strong.
Speaker_2: Yes, That person has the strength of a cotton ball


Speaker_1: The boy is weak.
Speaker_2: True, The boy works with the strength of chihuahua on a couch.


Speaker_1: The experiment was long
Speaker_2: Yeah, The experiment was as long as A work week


Speaker_1: The artist was original and creative.
Speaker_2: Yes, The artist was creative in the same sense as an average pop artist.


Speaker_1: The clone is identical
Speaker_2: True, The clone had the identicality of two files in a computer after hitting copy/paste


Speaker_1: The hrass was plush.
Speaker_2: True, The grass in the dry field reminded her of Crunchy bran cereal logs.


Speaker_1: The food can not be digested easily
Speaker_2: Yes, The food can be digested as easily as melba toast


Speaker_1: The house smells very good.
Speaker_2: True, This house smells like My grandma baking cookies for the angels in Heaven.


Speaker_1: The woman's self esteem easily bruised.
Speaker_2: Of course, The woman's self-esteem bruised as easily as an avocado


Speaker_1: He is very dull.
Speaker_2: Of course, He is smart as an angler fish's prey.


Speaker_1: This chair is quite sturdy
Speaker_2: Of course, this chair is as fragile as a brick


Speaker_1: Hope dies if the surrounding environment does not support it. We need to constantly remind ourselves and feed the feeling of hope to keep it alive.
Speaker_2: Of course, Hope is nutrition to a growing plant.


Speaker_1: The bottle sailed quickly
Speaker_2: True, The message in a bottle sailed the ocean like bobbing cork


Speaker_1: That build looks weak and falling apart
Speaker_2: True, That building looks as strong as a broken bridge


Speaker_1: The long journey is very uncertain
Speaker_2: Yes, the long journey is a mystic maze


Speaker_1: It's not sharp at all
Speaker_2: Of course, This knife is as sharp as an unused guillotine


Speaker_1: The news was hard to understand
Speaker_2: True, The news was as hard to digest as a bowl filled with diamonds and stones


Speaker_1: I can't smell that well
Speaker_2: Yes, I have the smelling ability of lizard


Speaker_1: The window is clean
Speaker_2: True, The window is as clear as swamp


Speaker_1: The preschool teacher was dour.
Speaker_2: True, The preschool teacher was a clown.


Speaker_1: The room had little space
Speaker_2: Yeah, The room had the space of the Salton Sea in 1979


Speaker_1: He was very sad.
Speaker_2: Yeah, He was sad like a widow.


Speaker_1: This field is very grassy.
Speaker_2: Of course, This field is as grassy as a cow pasture.


Speaker_1: She has great reality bending powers
Speaker_2: Yes, She has the reality bending power of Nite Owl from Watchmen


Speaker_1: The car was very fast.
Speaker_2: Of course, The car had the speed of five pumas


Speaker_1: The ocean is choppy.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The ocean is a bed of rocks.


Speaker_1: The cat was extremely deadly.
Speaker_2: Yeah, That cat has the killer instinct of a velociraptor.


Speaker_1: The cord was very long.
Speaker_2: Yes, The cord was as long as the Pacific Ocean.


Speaker_1: The patient is very ill
Speaker_2: Of course, the patient was as sick as a robust stallion


Speaker_1: The dog smelled fresh and clean.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dog had the smell of a unclean public bathroom on a holiday.


Speaker_1: He was artistically untalented
Speaker_2: True, He had the artistic talent of a finger-painting toddler


Speaker_1: He wasn't a very good friend
Speaker_2: Yeah, He was as good a friend as Woody to Buzz Lightyear in the first half of Toy Story


Speaker_1: It's not clear at all.
Speaker_2: Of course, It's as clear as a window cleaned with Windex


Speaker_1: The tire was flat
Speaker_2: True, The tire was as round as a pillow


Speaker_1: the photo was pretty
Speaker_2: Of course, The photograph had the beauty of a dead raccoon


Speaker_1: He is very short
Speaker_2: Yes, He is as tall as a skyskraper


Speaker_1: The shampoo had a lot of cleaning strength
Speaker_2: Of course, The sampoo had the cleaning strength of a Tide Pod mixed with a bottle of Oxiclean


Speaker_1: I trust my husband completely
Speaker_2: Yes, My trust level for my husband is that of a dead cockroach


Speaker_1: The contestant is attractive and beautiful
Speaker_2: True, The contestant is as beautiful as A favorite of Aphrodite


Speaker_1: The young boy was courageous and led his peers
Speaker_2: Yeah, The young boy was a chicken


Speaker_1: He experienced no pain
Speaker_2: Yes, He experienced the pain of a woman stepping on the soft end of a feather with shoes on


Speaker_1: he was nice
Speaker_2: Of course, The warrior was as fierce as a kitten


Speaker_1: it is popular
Speaker_2: True, The music was as mainstream as pizza on friday


Speaker_1: The movie is exciting.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The movie has the thrill of a carnival ride


Speaker_1: This razor is not sharp, rather dull
Speaker_2: True, This razor is sharp like a pillow


Speaker_1: it was tasty
Speaker_2: Yes, The pasta was as sweet as honey


Speaker_1: The movie was very funny.
Speaker_2: Of course, The movie was as funny as a comedian


Speaker_1: the movie was not interesting.
Speaker_2: Yes, This movie was as interesting as the big bang itself


Speaker_1: Those flowers are really ugly
Speaker_2: Yes, Those flowers have the beauty of a million unicorns with rainbows in every direction


Speaker_1: The cord was very short.
Speaker_2: Yes, The cord was as long as the Pacific Ocean.


Speaker_1: The relationship only got better overtime
Speaker_2: True, The relationship with her was Like wine


Speaker_1: The watermelon was sweet
Speaker_2: Yes, The watermelon was as sweet as a chocolate icecream


Speaker_1: This door is very sturdy.
Speaker_2: Of course, this door's as sturdy as cardboard


Speaker_1: My business makes a lot of money
Speaker_2: Yeah, My business is a pocket drainer


Speaker_1: Married life is wonderful experience.
Speaker_2: Of course, Married life is sweet cake.


Speaker_1: That girl is vain.
Speaker_2: Of course, That girl has the depth of a toilet


Speaker_1: The girl keeps secrets well.
Speaker_2: True, The girl's lips are as loose as a virgin


Speaker_1: My business makes me lose a lot of money
Speaker_2: Yes, My business is a pocket drainer


Speaker_1: The pain is unbearable
Speaker_2: Yeah, This pain is a shallow pond


Speaker_1: His imagination is not real.
Speaker_2: True, His imagination is the world of cartoon


Speaker_1: The truck is weak
Speaker_2: Yeah, The truck has as much towing power as A tricycle


Speaker_1: The man is very aggressive.
Speaker_2: Of course, The man is as aggressive as a wildebeest


Speaker_1: The joke is hilarious.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The joke is like a hit of laughing gas.


Speaker_1: I don't need peace
Speaker_2: True, I need some peace as badly as I need a bullet in my head


Speaker_1: That flower smell really good
Speaker_2: Of course, That flower smells like a home cooked meal


Speaker_1: My dinner was hot
Speaker_2: True, My dinner was as hot as snow


Speaker_1: The job had high pay
Speaker_2: Of course, The job had the pay of a pig farmer who works for the love of swine


Speaker_1: The car is very hot
Speaker_2: Of course, The car is as hot as A snowball.


Speaker_1: The man is very weak
Speaker_2: Of course, The man had the strength of A baby


Speaker_1: His movements were delicate
Speaker_2: True, His movements were as delicate as a linebacker


Speaker_1: The bed is very uncomfortable
Speaker_2: Of course, this bed is cushy as clouds


Speaker_1: The girl has no coordination at all.
Speaker_2: True, The girl is as coordinated as the London symphony


Speaker_1: The painting makes the speaker feel safe and in a familiar place.
Speaker_2: True, This painting makes me feel as if I am home.


Speaker_1: Our mind also acts in the same way, so should control our mind to stay focused.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Our mind is like a bird in flight.


Speaker_1: It was buried deep
Speaker_2: True, It was buried as deep as an oil well


Speaker_1: My lifestyle is not physical
Speaker_2: Of course, My lifestyle is as physical as a slug


Speaker_1: it was gross
Speaker_2: True, The pasta was as sweet as honey


Speaker_1: Politicians make policies that improve society.
Speaker_2: Yes, Politicians are the fuel of progress.


Speaker_1: On the highway my Father followed his own set of ideals and restrictions
Speaker_2: Yeah, On the highway my Father was a rogue


Speaker_1: She provides good service.
Speaker_2: Yeah, When she waits on you, she'll make you feel like she's doing you a favor.


Speaker_1: The air was frenzied
Speaker_2: Yes, The air was like a whirling dervish


Speaker_1: He has good hearing
Speaker_2: Of course, He has the hearing of a fossilized earthworm


Speaker_1: He had a lot of money.
Speaker_2: Of course, He had as much money as a tent dweller


Speaker_1: The student is dumb
Speaker_2: True, The teacher said that the student had the brain of A gnat


Speaker_1: I'm very unsuccessful
Speaker_2: Yes, I'm as successful as Amazon


Speaker_1: I am not very hungry
Speaker_2: Yes, I am as hungry as a starving lion


Speaker_1: The turkey is very tough to eat and chew.
Speaker_2: Yes, That turkey has the texture of a butter


Speaker_1: His photographs were good
Speaker_2: True, His photographs belonged in a museum


Speaker_1: The acne on the girl's face was very prominent.
Speaker_2: True, The acne on the girl's face was as noticeable as Paris on a map of France


Speaker_1: The lamp is really bright
Speaker_2: True, Nobody would notice if you replaced that lamp with a star


Speaker_1: The texture was rough and bumpy.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The material was as smooth as The bark on a tree


Speaker_1: Being famous was very uncomfortable
Speaker_2: Yes, The woman enjoyed the fame as much as Having her cuticles pushed back


Speaker_1: The old lady is sloppy and doesn't have manners or poise.
Speaker_2: True, The old lady has the graciousness of a princess who welcomes her prince from the magical chariot


Speaker_1: His political opinions were very controversial.
Speaker_2: True, His political opinions were as controversial as Donald Trump at a Black Lives Matters rally.


Speaker_1: The place is very popular
Speaker_2: Yeah, This place is as popular as Tuvalu


Speaker_1: The toast is smooth and golden
Speaker_2: True, This toast is Charcoal


Speaker_1: The index is neat and organized, well put together
Speaker_2: Yes, The index is as organized as team without a coach


Speaker_1: The dancer is delicate and poise
Speaker_2: Yes, The dancer moved with the grace of a new born foal


Speaker_1: He was not very gracious.
Speaker_2: Yeah, He had the graciousness of a king at court.


Speaker_1: The lamp is not that bright
Speaker_2: Yeah, Nobody would notice if you replaced that lamp with a star


Speaker_1: The location was bad
Speaker_2: Yeah, The base ball seats were located among the clouds


Speaker_1: The man likes to stay up late at night.
Speaker_2: Of course, The man is an earlybird


Speaker_1: Life is full of wonder and color where the experience is beneficial to all
Speaker_2: Yeah, Life is simply a board game of Risk


Speaker_1: The journey lacked difficulty
Speaker_2: Of course, the journey had the difficulty of making peanuts into butter and grapes into jelly


Speaker_1: She looked approachable/attractive
Speaker_2: Of course, Her eyes were chips of stone


Speaker_1: he runs well
Speaker_2: True, He runs like a donkey


Speaker_1: The energy soda tasted digusting and possibly acidic.
Speaker_2: Of course, The energy soda tasted like I was drinking the essence of a cheetah.


Speaker_1: The political candidate is a sad disaster
Speaker_2: Yeah, the political candidate has all of the charisma of james dean


Speaker_1: they were soft
Speaker_2: Yeah, His words were a pillow


Speaker_1: I am hyped
Speaker_2: Yes, I'm as calm as a racoon in a beehive


Speaker_1: Braces are sensitive to change and not permanent
Speaker_2: Yes, The braces on his teeth were ice


Speaker_1: His words were hurtful
Speaker_2: Yes, His words cut deeper than a knife.


Speaker_1: The machine operates loudly.
Speaker_2: Yes, The machine is a zipper


Speaker_1: The farmer wasn't busy
Speaker_2: Of course, The farmer was as busy as a sloth


Speaker_1: The man felt comforted and relieved.
Speaker_2: Yes, The bird on the window sill gave the man a feeling which reminded him of About to head off on a vacation


Speaker_1: It is very sweet
Speaker_2: Of course, This drink has the sweetness of a chocolate coverd caramel


Speaker_1: Time was barely moving.
Speaker_2: Yes, Time was moving like a snail


Speaker_1: The wave was very big.
Speaker_2: Of course, That wave was as big as everest.


Speaker_1: The can was very magnetic
Speaker_2: Yeah, The can had the magnetic pull of a popular, single girl at a high school dance


Speaker_1: he is a coward
Speaker_2: Yeah, He is as brave as a cow


Speaker_1: The dog smelled awful.
Speaker_2: Yes, The dog had the smell of a unclean public bathroom on a holiday.


Speaker_1: she is elated
Speaker_2: Of course, She is happy as a clam


Speaker_1: He has small arm muscles.
Speaker_2: True, His arms are boulders


Speaker_1: The apple was rotten
Speaker_2: Yes, The apple was As a ball of decay


Speaker_1: I'm under barely any pressure at all
Speaker_2: True, I'm under as much pressure as a light breeze


Speaker_1: The scientist is dumb
Speaker_2: Of course, The scientist is bright as A lightbulb


Speaker_1: The puppy was very active
Speaker_2: Of course, The puppy sat as still as an upset toddler


Speaker_1: She paid a lot of attention to detail.
Speaker_2: Yes, Her attention to detail was like an attorney's


Speaker_1: The advice was useless.
Speaker_2: Of course, The advice was the wheels on a bike.


Speaker_1: The painting was temporary
Speaker_2: Yes, The painting was as permanent as the wind


Speaker_1: The dog was very long
Speaker_2: Yes, The dog was the length of a snake after swallowing a fire hose


Speaker_1: The phone has a lot of charge
Speaker_2: Of course, The phone had all the charge of a Sega Game Gear left in the attic for 25 years


Speaker_1: That building looks very strong
Speaker_2: Yes, That building looks as strong as a broken bridge


Speaker_1: The agreement between the friends is very formal.
Speaker_2: Of course, The agreement between the friends is as formal as a merger agreement


Speaker_1: The girl is beautiful.
Speaker_2: True, The girl has the beauty of a trash can


Speaker_1: The boy was unhappy
Speaker_2: Yeah, The birthday boy was as happy as a day full of sunshine


Speaker_1: It is really hard, and challenging
Speaker_2: Of course, It's about as challenging as walking down the street


Speaker_1: It is very small
Speaker_2: Yes, It's about as small as a kidney bean


Speaker_1: The motor barely ran at all
Speaker_2: True, The motor ran as well as a program from 1995 on a modern PC


Speaker_1: The link was very useful
Speaker_2: Of course, The link in the email was as helpful as An offer from Hulu for 99 cents for a year


Speaker_1: He had no authority
Speaker_2: Yes, He had the authority of the President during a world war


Speaker_1: The turkey tasted good.
Speaker_2: Yeah, That turkey was sent from heaven


Speaker_1: Her head was small
Speaker_2: True, Her head was the size of a basketball


Speaker_1: very nice gathering
Speaker_2: Of course, the dinner was special as a holiday celebration


Speaker_1: She barely ate..
Speaker_2: Of course, She could eat like a a starved bear.


Speaker_1: His room smelled bad.
Speaker_2: Yes, His room smelled like a dryer sheet.


Speaker_1: It is tall
Speaker_2: True, It is as tall as a grain of rice


Speaker_1: She could not float well
Speaker_2: Yeah, She could float as well as a brick


Speaker_1: just do the first part of your goal
Speaker_2: True, When you are in a slump focus on the roses


Speaker_1: The story made obvious sense.
Speaker_2: Yes, The story made as much sense as diarrhea with dysentery.


Speaker_1: This song is terrible and noisy.
Speaker_2: True, This song is like a roomful of toddlers banging pots and pans.


Speaker_1: The crowd does not have much energy at all
Speaker_2: Of course, The crowd has as much energy as an old man


Speaker_1: His is clean.
Speaker_2: Of course, He is a kiddie pool.


Speaker_1: They waste lots of food
Speaker_2: Yes, They waste as much food as a king's spoiled prince


Speaker_1: The shoes were uncomfortable.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The shoes were as comfortable as wearing cotton balls.


Speaker_1: His status was high
Speaker_2: True, His status was as high as a bathroom attendant


Speaker_1: The ride was slow
Speaker_2: True, The miles passed by like molasses


Speaker_1: She wasn't entertaining.
Speaker_2: Of course, She was as entertaining as a television show.


Speaker_1: The photo is cool and collected
Speaker_2: Yes, The photo is as calming as the demeanor of a capybara


Speaker_1: your friendship is a negative influence on my life
Speaker_2: Yeah, your friendship makes me feel like a pool of vomit


Speaker_1: The man has a fit stomach
Speaker_2: True, The man has the stomach of a Baywatch lifeguard


Speaker_1: She dresses horribly.
Speaker_2: Yeah, She dresses like a trash can.


Speaker_1: I'm threatening
Speaker_2: Yes, I'm as threatening as a monster


Speaker_1: The child isn't well behaved.
Speaker_2: Of course, The child is a tasmanian devil


Speaker_1: The boyfriend is smart
Speaker_2: Yeah, The boyfriend is as smart as an elephant


Speaker_1: Her mood is positive and warming
Speaker_2: Of course, Her mood is Descending in a gaping void


Speaker_1: His imagination is real as practical world.
Speaker_2: Of course, His imagination is the world of cartoon


Speaker_1: He was very brave.
Speaker_2: Of course, He was as brave as a lion.


Speaker_1: The boy's voice was obnoxiously loud.
Speaker_2: Yes, The boy's voice was as loud as a ship's whistle


Speaker_1: the carpet held a lot of dirt
Speaker_2: Of course, The carpet held on to dust like velcro


Speaker_1: The runner is fast.
Speaker_2: Yes, The runner was as fast as a grayhound


Speaker_1: They were very close.
Speaker_2: Of course, They were as close as churchgoers.


Speaker_1: The chef ran the kitchen in careful, orderly manner
Speaker_2: Of course, The chef ran the kitchen like a world-class symphony conductor


Speaker_1: He didn't love at all.
Speaker_2: Yes, He loved like a mother.


Speaker_1: The store was empty
Speaker_2: Yes, The store was as busy as a city sidewalk


Speaker_1: The Earth is in good shape.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The Earth is going great as an athlete at his prime.


Speaker_1: The blood is good and can be used to save lives
Speaker_2: True, The blood in the repository had the efficacy of Venom from a poisonous snake


Speaker_1: Cats keep trying until they get the results they want
Speaker_2: Yes, Cats have the luck of A compulsive gambler


Speaker_1: My home is squalid.
Speaker_2: Yes, My home has the majesty of a shack.


Speaker_1: The convention with interesting.
Speaker_2: Of course, The convention was as exciting as a pep rally


Speaker_1: the book is boring.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Jacob's novel has the depth of a kiddie pool


Speaker_1: Her lasagna was fun celebration
Speaker_2: Yeah, her lasagna was a funeral


Speaker_1: I don't even trust my husband
Speaker_2: True, My trust level for my husband is that of a dead cockroach


Speaker_1: The event was well coordinated.
Speaker_2: Yes, The event had the coordination of a snowstorm


Speaker_1: She cannot jump high
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her jumping ability is that of a old dog


Speaker_1: Her butt was fat and round
Speaker_2: Of course, She had a butt like a stack of office paper


Speaker_1: It gets cold before Christmas
Speaker_2: Of course, The cold weather in Minnesota precedes Christmas like Kindergarten precedes first grade


Speaker_1: The blade was not sharp
Speaker_2: Yeah, The blade was as sharp as a Jeopardy winner


Speaker_1: The sauce had richness.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The sauce had the richness of Bill Gates


Speaker_1: The signal is clear
Speaker_2: True, The satellite signal is as clear as glass


Speaker_1: His room smelled good.
Speaker_2: Yes, His room smelled like a dryer sheet.


Speaker_1: The car was loud
Speaker_2: Yes, the car was as loud as a pillow dropping


Speaker_1: The event was poorly coordinated.
Speaker_2: Of course, The event had the coordination of a symphony


Speaker_1: The factory is clean and does not pollute the environment
Speaker_2: Of course, The report on the factory's environmental impact was that of A squeaky clean freshly waxed floor


Speaker_1: her cough was very loud
Speaker_2: Of course, Her cough was a wisper


Speaker_1: The loss would be rather insignificant and easily swept away
Speaker_2: Yes, Losing a bet on a weekend football game is a boulder in a puddle


Speaker_1: The steam coming off this meal is enticing
Speaker_2: Yeah, The steam coming off this meal is a traffic cop directing me to turn around


Speaker_1: The teams are very ineffective
Speaker_2: Yeah, The teams sent to eradicate the virus have the effectiveness of A broken umbrella in a rain storm


Speaker_1: The song brings hope
Speaker_2: Of course, the song makes him see the light


Speaker_1: the concert was very crowded and hot
Speaker_2: Yeah, The concert was a roaring fire


Speaker_1: The night was not  dark
Speaker_2: Yeah, The night was as dark as a super nova


Speaker_1: The couple didnt fight
Speaker_2: Yes, The couple fought like A lion protecting her cubs


Speaker_1: Digesting the turkey was easy
Speaker_2: Yes, Digesting the turkey was as easy as Eating a handful of baby carrots


Speaker_1: it was harsh
Speaker_2: Yeah, The house was as comfortable as ten pillows


Speaker_1: I'm successful
Speaker_2: True, I'm as successful as Amazon


Speaker_1: I have a lot of energy
Speaker_2: Yes, I have the energy of an old woman with a cold


Speaker_1: He divorced his wife because she became stagnant and uninteresting.
Speaker_2: True, He divorced his wife because she became a mountain


Speaker_1: Knowledge can be used to attack others
Speaker_2: Yeah, Knowledge is a weapon


Speaker_1: He was very thin.
Speaker_2: Of course, He was as thin as a refrigerator.


Speaker_1: The note was not important
Speaker_2: Of course, The note was as important as the Magna Carta


Speaker_1: This food tastes good.
Speaker_2: Of course, This food has the flavor of ambrosia


Speaker_1: The mountain was dry and clear
Speaker_2: Yes, The mountain was A flat desert


Speaker_1: They interfere with each other
Speaker_2: Yeah, The insects work together like the offensive line for the Green Bay Packers


Speaker_1: She was very happy.
Speaker_2: True, She was as happy as a grouch.


Speaker_1: The job had little pay
Speaker_2: Yes, The job had the pay of a pig farmer who works for the love of swine


Speaker_1: the movie was captivating.
Speaker_2: True, This movie was as interesting as the big bang itself


Speaker_1: Her fashion was outdated.
Speaker_2: Yes, The dress made her as fashionable as Elizabeth Taylor in her prime.


Speaker_1: The music is loud
Speaker_2: Yeah, The music has the sound of a baby bird


Speaker_1: The argument was not logical
Speaker_2: Of course, The argument was as logical as a ranting drunk


Speaker_1: Your constitution is solid
Speaker_2: Yeah, your constitution is as solid as quicksand


Speaker_1: the bird was strong
Speaker_2: Of course, The bird had the energy of a sleeping baby


Speaker_1: When it comes to running, I'm very fast.
Speaker_2: Yeah, When it comes to running, I'm practically a turtle.


Speaker_1: she was really early
Speaker_2: Yeah, She was as late as a dead guy to his job


Speaker_1: The target is nearby
Speaker_2: Of course, The target is as close as Your nose


Speaker_1: The child is beautiful
Speaker_2: Yeah, The child is like a ragweed


Speaker_1: She traveled all over.
Speaker_2: Yes, She traveled the globe.


Speaker_1: the carpet held a lot of dirt
Speaker_2: True, The carpet held on to dust like rubber


Speaker_1: Your arms are weak
Speaker_2: Of course, Your arms are like iron bars


Speaker_1: Her voice is unsettling.
Speaker_2: Of course, Her voice is like a letter from the IRS.


Speaker_1: The movie is dull.
Speaker_2: Yes, The movie has the thrill of a carnival ride


Speaker_1: The crowd is very energetic
Speaker_2: Yes, The crowd has as much energy as an old man


Speaker_1: The stream was image of death and stagnation
Speaker_2: Yes, The calm stream was a mirror


Speaker_1: Her feet were very smelly
Speaker_2: Of course, Her feet were no different than Those of a baby


Speaker_1: he was depressed
Speaker_2: Of course, The boy was sadder than a family at a funeral


Speaker_1: The light given off was appealing
Speaker_2: Yeah, The light given off had the ambiance of a condemned elevator


Speaker_1: Love is beautiful
Speaker_2: Of course, Love is a battlefield


Speaker_1: She doesn't have good balance
Speaker_2: True, Her balance is that of a swan


Speaker_1: It was very entertaining.
Speaker_2: Yes, It was as entertaining as a cartoon.


Speaker_1: things get intense
Speaker_2: Of course, When the rubber hits the road. life gets real


Speaker_1: The waterway was really wide
Speaker_2: Yeah, The waterway was as wide as a string


Speaker_1: You're suspicious
Speaker_2: Yeah, You're as suspicious as a spy


Speaker_1: Solving the puzzle was not easy
Speaker_2: Yeah, Solving the puzzle was as easy as painting the Sistine Chapel


Speaker_1: it was lame
Speaker_2: Of course, The show was as captivating as a wet sock


Speaker_1: The idea was routine
Speaker_2: Yes, the man's idea had the creativity of a young child


Speaker_1: He was very worldly.
Speaker_2: Of course, He was worldly like a airplane.


Speaker_1: The movie was long
Speaker_2: Yes, The play had the length of a snake


Speaker_1: The job will be finished soon.
Speaker_2: True, The job will be finished when the dinosaurs come back


Speaker_1: The carnival ride was boring
Speaker_2: Yeah, The carnival ride is about as thrilling as Watching a TV commercial for the 40th time


Speaker_1: The instrument is unpredictable
Speaker_2: Yes, The instrument has the reliability of the sunrise.


Speaker_1: The book is dull
Speaker_2: Yes, I could devour that book as if it was a slice of my favorite pizza


Speaker_1: You're not suspicious
Speaker_2: Of course, You're as suspicious as a spy


Speaker_1: The space was small
Speaker_2: Yeah, The space was A mausoleum


Speaker_1: The tea is very strong
Speaker_2: Yeah, The tea had the strength of a baby


Speaker_1: The wedding planner did a horrible job planning the wedding.
Speaker_2: Of course, The wedding planner was a magician.


Speaker_1: The young boy ran from every danger or challenge
Speaker_2: True, The young boy was a chicken


Speaker_1: Your gift is not welcome.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Your gift is like a clogged field line.


Speaker_1: She could look right through you.
Speaker_2: Of course, Her gaze pierced your soul like a sharp sword.


Speaker_1: The blade was sharp
Speaker_2: Yeah, The blade was as sharp as a Jeopardy winner


Speaker_1: The tofu is super spicy.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The tofu is as spicy as a hot poker on your tongue.


Speaker_1: she is capable of deep, critical thinking
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her head has the capacity of a universe


Speaker_1: The calendar was busy
Speaker_2: Yeah, the calendar was a stadium on super bowl sunday


Speaker_1: The fabric texture was rough
Speaker_2: True, Touching the fabric reminded her of Dragging your hand across concrete


Speaker_1: The cicadas were not loud
Speaker_2: Yeah, The cicadas were as loud as a banshee


Speaker_1: The motor ran well
Speaker_2: Yes, The motor ran as well as a program from 1995 on a modern PC


Speaker_1: The movers were slow.
Speaker_2: Yes, The movers were as fast as a snail.


Speaker_1: Time can be thrown away
Speaker_2: Yeah, Time is as precious as a piece of gold


Speaker_1: The sky was very bright.
Speaker_2: True, The sky looked like a blackout.


Speaker_1: The president's speech was underwhelming
Speaker_2: Yes, The president's speech was Dynamite


Speaker_1: She looked sad.
Speaker_2: Yes, her eyes were darkening stars that were flickering out.


Speaker_1: He was honest
Speaker_2: Yes, He spoke the truth of a saint


Speaker_1: it was weak
Speaker_2: True, The band aid was as strong as wet paper


Speaker_1: The building's décor is opulent and luxurious
Speaker_2: Yes, The building's décor was like that of A building that was bombed in World War II


Speaker_1: The car is very cold
Speaker_2: Of course, The car is as hot as A snowball.


Speaker_1: The nerd can't fight to save his life
Speaker_2: Of course, The nerd can fight a toenail and get beaten up by it


Speaker_1: A saved nothing
Speaker_2: True, A saved as much as a beggar


Speaker_1: He had no energy
Speaker_2: True, he had the energy of a nuclear power plant


Speaker_1: the movie was not interesting.
Speaker_2: Of course, This movie was as interesting as watching paint dry


Speaker_1: The crackers were moist
Speaker_2: Of course, The crackers were A warm day in Arizona


Speaker_1: The bread was soft
Speaker_2: True, The bread was Like the desert


Speaker_1: the movie was short
Speaker_2: Yes, The play had the length of a snake


Speaker_1: it was good
Speaker_2: Of course, The mustard was as sour as a rotten egg


Speaker_1: The girl's thighs were quite thick
Speaker_2: Yes, The girl's thighs had the thickness of a bowl of cold cream


Speaker_1: She wasn't happy.
Speaker_2: True, She was as happy as a grouch.


Speaker_1: The farmer was busy
Speaker_2: Of course, The farmer was as busy as a sloth


Speaker_1: Relationships are either a hit or a miss, keep playing and you'll win and keep the outcome
Speaker_2: Of course, Relationships are like a coin toss


Speaker_1: The train was not early
Speaker_2: True, The train came as early as the next ice age


Speaker_1: It wasn't predictable.
Speaker_2: True, it was as predictable as a sandstorm.


Speaker_1: The peace was very fleeting
Speaker_2: Yes, The peace lasted as much as A formal hug


Speaker_1: The wine is very sweet
Speaker_2: Of course, This wine is like the Sahara


Speaker_1: Your product is flimsy
Speaker_2: Yeah, Your product is as resilient as paper


Speaker_1: The jar is deep
Speaker_2: Yeah, The jar is By all intents and purposes a petri dish


Speaker_1: She is very graceful
Speaker_2: Yes, She has the grace of a hippopotamus


Speaker_1: It is not at all small
Speaker_2: True, It's about as small as a kidney bean


Speaker_1: The blanket isn't soft at all
Speaker_2: True, The blanket felt as soft as rabbit fur


Speaker_1: it's delicious
Speaker_2: Of course, the pizza tastes like yesterdays leftovers


Speaker_1: Marriage endures for a limitless time.
Speaker_2: Of course, marriage has the longevity of a fleeting season.


Speaker_1: It was very hard.
Speaker_2: Yes, It was as hard as a pillow.


Speaker_1: the heart was strong
Speaker_2: Yeah, The heart was as healthy as a smoker in his eighties


Speaker_1: The sound was soothing.
Speaker_2: True, the sound was an icepick to the eardrum


Speaker_1: The mattress was very comfortable.
Speaker_2: True, The mattress was as comfortable as a pile of marshmallows


Speaker_1: The advice was helpful.
Speaker_2: Of course, The advice was the wheels on a bike.


Speaker_1: His back was unbending and tight
Speaker_2: Yeah, His back was as stiff as warm taffy


Speaker_1: The drink was sweet
Speaker_2: True, The drink was as sweet as the spill eaten by a colony of sugar ants


Speaker_1: The connection is not fast.
Speaker_2: Of course, the connection is as fast as lightning


Speaker_1: It's very simple
Speaker_2: True, It's about as challenging as walking down the street


Speaker_1: The car was very slow.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The car had the speed of five pumas


Speaker_1: It was very slick.
Speaker_2: Of course, It was slick like ice.


Speaker_1: My dinner was cold
Speaker_2: Yes, My dinner was as hot as snow


Speaker_1: His voice is very loud
Speaker_2: Of course, His voice is as loud as a butterfly flutter


Speaker_1: The journey is a source of happiness.
Speaker_2: True, the imminent journey loomed like the sun on the horizon


Speaker_1: It was big
Speaker_2: True, It's size was nearly shrew like.


Speaker_1: the dancer is graceful
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dancer is as graceful as a gentle breeze


Speaker_1: He is smart.
Speaker_2: Of course, He is sharp like a eraser.


Speaker_1: Driving the car is dangerous
Speaker_2: Yeah, The danger involved in driving the new car is that of A student pilot crash landing


Speaker_1: The motor is fast
Speaker_2: Yes, The motor has the speed of a moving turtle


Speaker_1: This test is really hard.
Speaker_2: Yes, This test is a bear


Speaker_1: The carpet is very dirty
Speaker_2: Yeah, the carpet is as clean as a crackheads teeth


Speaker_1: The acne on the girl's face was hidden.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The acne on the girl's face was as noticeable as Paris on a map of France


Speaker_1: They resisted trusting him at all
Speaker_2: Of course, They would follow him nowhere


Speaker_1: The woman's social calendar is empty.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The woman's social calendar is as full as the Great Plains


Speaker_1: he is a coward
Speaker_2: Of course, He is as brave as a leopard


Speaker_1: The level was solution was known
Speaker_2: True, The level on the game was as hard as Passing a 10th grade algebra exam with the teachers answers.


Speaker_1: The weather is lively.
Speaker_2: True, The weather is as emotional as a librarian.


Speaker_1: The door was closed tighly
Speaker_2: Yeah, The door was closed as tight as a refrigerator without a door


Speaker_1: The monster is scary
Speaker_2: Yeah, The monster has the fear factor of a puppy wearing a polkadot bikini


Speaker_1: The building is well preserved
Speaker_2: Yeah, this building is a reclaimed haven


Speaker_1: His back was loose
Speaker_2: Yeah, His back was as stiff as warm taffy


Speaker_1: The first corner is very sharp
Speaker_2: True, The first corner on the race track had the sharpness of A blunt doorknob


Speaker_1: The medicine ball is light.
Speaker_2: True, The medicine ball has the weight of a parrot's powder down.


Speaker_1: Money is bad
Speaker_2: Of course, Money is a murderer


Speaker_1: He is unreliable.
Speaker_2: True, You can rely on him the same way you can count on winning the lottery.


Speaker_1: He was solid and dependable.
Speaker_2: True, His work ethic was made with jelly.


Speaker_1: it was light
Speaker_2: True, The rain was as hard as a rock


Speaker_1: The calendar was empty
Speaker_2: Of course, the calendar was a ghost town


Speaker_1: She was not calm at all.
Speaker_2: Of course, She was as calm as a veil of fog


Speaker_1: The song sounded beautiful beyond belief.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The song sounded like a 1994 Toyota Corolla that's never had its brakes changed.


Speaker_1: I'm not wordy
Speaker_2: Yeah, I'm as wordy as a dictionary


Speaker_1: The industry was not growing fast
Speaker_2: True, The industry was growing as fast as a jack rabbit


Speaker_1: The tale's length is really short.
Speaker_2: True, The tale is as long as War and Peace


Speaker_1: She looked happy and bright-eyed.
Speaker_2: Yes, her eyes were darkening stars that were flickering out.


Speaker_1: The movie was really long.
Speaker_2: Yeah, That movie was as long as a prison sentence.


Speaker_1: Her hair is rough
Speaker_2: Yes, Her hair is made of Straw


Speaker_1: He was at the top of his academic field.
Speaker_2: Yes, The academic was a pinned tail.


Speaker_1: He was strong.
Speaker_2: True, He had the strength of The Rock


Speaker_1: These shoes fit perfectly.
Speaker_2: Yes, These shoes fit like flippers.


Speaker_1: He was very large
Speaker_2: Yeah, he was as big as an mouse


Speaker_1: The boy is strong
Speaker_2: True, The boy has the strength of a cardboard house


Speaker_1: He is very tall
Speaker_2: True, He is as tall as a skyskraper


Speaker_1: His status was not high
Speaker_2: Of course, His status was as high as a bathroom attendant


Speaker_1: he was happy
Speaker_2: True, The boy was sadder than a family at a funeral


Speaker_1: it was fragile
Speaker_2: True, The table was as sturdy as a bridge


Speaker_1: The full moon brings about hidden terrors
Speaker_2: Of course, The full moon is a white flashlight


Speaker_1: The field was crowded
Speaker_2: Yeah, The field was as crowded as the surface of the moon


Speaker_1: His testimony was transparent
Speaker_2: Yes, His testimony was as transparent as an open door


Speaker_1: The sound was quiet
Speaker_2: Of course, The sound of the glass shattering was like a lullaby


Speaker_1: Your face is distorted and strange
Speaker_2: Of course, Your face is as handsome as a painting by Picasso


Speaker_1: She can jump really high
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her jumping ability is that of a old dog


Speaker_1: The home is appreciating well
Speaker_2: Yes, The home's value has the appreciation characteristics of A rotting shack in the woods


Speaker_1: He smelled bad.
Speaker_2: Yes, He smelled like defeat


Speaker_1: You're cruel
Speaker_2: Of course, You're as kind as a monster


Speaker_1: The lawyer's negotiation tactics were lenient.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The lawyer's negotiation tactics were like a fuzzy bathrobe


Speaker_1: The event was well coordinated.
Speaker_2: Yes, The event had the coordination of a symphony


Speaker_1: The odds were not good
Speaker_2: True, The odds were as good as the sun not rising


Speaker_1: My pillow is very soft
Speaker_2: Of course, My pillow is soft like a 2x4


Speaker_1: The monster wouldn't be able to scare anyone
Speaker_2: Yes, The monster has the fear factor of the devil being multiplied by a thousand


Speaker_1: Euphoria is an negatively excessive amount of happiness
Speaker_2: Yes, Euphoria is A balloon floating away


Speaker_1: Love is short-term
Speaker_2: True, Love is A long journey


Speaker_1: Politicians never get anything meaningful done.
Speaker_2: True, Politicians are the fuel of progress.


Speaker_1: The snow was very light
Speaker_2: Yeah, The snow was falling as heavy as a thick soup


Speaker_1: the book is bad
Speaker_2: True, This book is as good as mud


Speaker_1: The bottle is crystal clear
Speaker_2: Of course, The bottle is as clear as sewer water


Speaker_1: The book is boring and uneventful
Speaker_2: Of course, This book is as riveting as watching a circus


Speaker_1: When it comes to running, I'm very slow.
Speaker_2: Yeah, When it comes to running, I'm practically a turtle.


Speaker_1: The joke is terrible.
Speaker_2: Of course, The joke is like a hit of laughing gas.


Speaker_1: The thrill was mild
Speaker_2: Of course, The thrill was a My little Pony movie


Speaker_1: Her happiness was difficult to notice.
Speaker_2: True, Her happiness was a rising sun


Speaker_1: I can eat a lot.
Speaker_2: Yeah, I have the appetite of a chipmunk.


Speaker_1: The surface is small
Speaker_2: Yes, The surface is as big as A piece of toilet paper


Speaker_1: The bathroom provided a lot of privacy
Speaker_2: True, The beach at the rented house was as private as The bathroom in your home


Speaker_1: I have no desire for that
Speaker_2: Yes, I desire that as much as I desire winning the lotto


Speaker_1: He wildly missed the goal.
Speaker_2: Yes, He missed the goal by the length of a gnat


Speaker_1: The temperature was freezing cold.
Speaker_2: Of course, The temperature was like a Texas summer.


Speaker_1: the book is inspiring.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Jacob's novel has the depth of a kiddie pool


Speaker_1: The report is over excited
Speaker_2: Yeah, The reporter has the charisma of a Jack Russel terrier


Speaker_1: The woman's self esteem was very sturdy.
Speaker_2: True, The woman's self-esteem bruised as easily as an avocado


Speaker_1: He doesn't know much about science at all.
Speaker_2: True, He's knows as much about science as a monkey.


Speaker_1: She has no ability to bend reality
Speaker_2: True, She has the reality bending power of Nite Owl from Watchmen


Speaker_1: The patient is well
Speaker_2: True, the patient was as sick as a robust stallion


Speaker_1: Her ideas are really good
Speaker_2: Yeah, her ideas are as bright as heaven


Speaker_1: it was a great spell
Speaker_2: True, The spell was as powerful as a fully grown bear


Speaker_1: The report was not comprehensive, more like a child wrote it
Speaker_2: True, The report was a comprehensive as a coloring book


Speaker_1: The lawyer's negotiation tactics were tough.
Speaker_2: True, The lawyer's negotiation tactics were like a fuzzy bathrobe


Speaker_1: The girl had a sweet personality.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The girl's personality was as sweet as a donut


Speaker_1: The fish has no scales
Speaker_2: Yes, The fish is as scaly as a cat


Speaker_1: His eyes were light green
Speaker_2: True, His eyes had the greenness of a clear sunlit lagoon


Speaker_1: your friendship is a positive influence on my life.
Speaker_2: Yes, your friendship makes me feel like a pool of vomit


Speaker_1: The peace lasted for a long time
Speaker_2: True, The peace lasted as much as A formal hug


Speaker_1: it can settle in and stay in place over a widespread area.
Speaker_2: True, Warmth blanketed the area


Speaker_1: This bread is very hard.
Speaker_2: Yes, This bread is a fluff ball.


Speaker_1: This stuff is common
Speaker_2: True, this stuff is as common as snow in antarctica


Speaker_1: The artist was generic.
Speaker_2: True, The artist was creative in the same sense as an average pop artist.


Speaker_1: baby walks fast
Speaker_2: Of course, baby walks is turtle


Speaker_1: This is not very mainstream at all
Speaker_2: Yes, This is as mainstream as underwater basket-weaving


Speaker_1: The shipping container was secure
Speaker_2: Yeah, The shipping container was as secure as a collander


Speaker_1: He worked hard
Speaker_2: Of course, He worked as hard as dead slug


Speaker_1: The song is emotional and profound.
Speaker_2: Yes, The song had all the power of a nuclear plant.


Speaker_1: He experienced a lot of pain
Speaker_2: Of course, He experienced the pain of Pinhead after he got his needles put in


Speaker_1: Rest is restless.
Speaker_2: Yes, Rest is a sky full of clouds.


Speaker_1: Hair is plain protection for the head.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Hair is a helmet.


Speaker_1: Your face is handsome
Speaker_2: Yes, Your face is as handsome as a painting by Picasso


Speaker_1: The girl had a very surly personality.
Speaker_2: Of course, The girl's personality was as sweet as a donut


Speaker_1: The light is dark
Speaker_2: True, The light has the brightness of A cave


Speaker_1: The painting is beautiful.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The painting has the beauty of a muddy pool.


Speaker_1: He ran fast.
Speaker_2: Yes, He ran like a cheetah


Speaker_1: The cat is energetic
Speaker_2: Yes, The cat has the energy of a nuclear power plant


Speaker_1: The sky was cloudy and stormy
Speaker_2: True, The sky was as muddy as a swamp


Speaker_1: That sweater is soft and cuddly.
Speaker_2: Yeah, That sweater is a puppy dog


Speaker_1: It is hard to find
Speaker_2: Of course, Its as hidden as The one last matching sock in the laundry


Speaker_1: Her dress was inelegant.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her dress was as elegant as a dumpster on fire.


Speaker_1: it was expensive
Speaker_2: True, The watch was as fancy as dinner at Taco Bell


Speaker_1: The marriage won't last long
Speaker_2: True, Their marriage had the permanence of A pyramid in Egypt


Speaker_1: His ideas were aesthetically apealing
Speaker_2: Yeah, He intellectually birthed beauties


Speaker_1: The cheating was really serious
Speaker_2: Yes, Cheating on her diet made the woman feel like A kid stealing money out of their mother's purse


Speaker_1: The bank was very unsafe
Speaker_2: Of course, The bank was secure as A fortress


Speaker_1: The movie is really old
Speaker_2: True, The movie is older than dirt


Speaker_1: The marriage isn't very strong.
Speaker_2: Of course, The marriage is as strong as a steel pole


Speaker_1: The enemies are very strong and coordinated
Speaker_2: True, Our enemies have the strength of an army of of hoplites


Speaker_1: The couch was not very comfortable.
Speaker_2: True, This couch has all the comfort of a pile of nails.


Speaker_1: The hallway was very crowded
Speaker_2: Yeah, The hallway was as crowded as a public bus at rush hour


Speaker_1: it is still ongoing
Speaker_2: Yes, The painting was as unfinished as the Trump presidency


Speaker_1: The girl is very well coordinated.
Speaker_2: Yes, The girl is as coordinated as the London symphony


Speaker_1: It is unclear
Speaker_2: Yeah, It is as clear as window shade


Speaker_1: The factory causes major pollution
Speaker_2: Yeah, The report on the factory's environmental impact was that of A squeaky clean freshly waxed floor


Speaker_1: The shouting induced a lot of panic
Speaker_2: True, The shouting induced the panic of a sarin bomb going off in a subway


Speaker_1: I run from a policeman to escape harm.
Speaker_2: True, The policeman is a scary nightmare.


Speaker_1: She was not vitamin deficient
Speaker_2: True, She had the vitamin deficiency of a sailor who spent months at sea


Speaker_1: The mean girl is deep.
Speaker_2: Yes, The mean girl has the depth of a kiddie pool.


Speaker_1: He was very successful
Speaker_2: Yes, He was as successful as Soulja Boy


Speaker_1: The house was antiquated.
Speaker_2: Yes, The house they looked at last was as nice as An antique wild West town.


Speaker_1: The press release is minor
Speaker_2: Yeah, The press release is a whale


Speaker_1: He was an excellent friend
Speaker_2: Yeah, He was as good a friend as Woody to Buzz Lightyear in the first half of Toy Story


Speaker_1: His approach was open-hearted and full of grace.
Speaker_2: Yeah, His approach to the group was as gracious as the Dali Lama.


Speaker_1: The rate of inflation is high
Speaker_2: True, the rate of inflation was that of like a huge dam break


Speaker_1: The ocean is smooth.
Speaker_2: Yes, The ocean is a sheet of ice.


Speaker_1: His photographs were bad
Speaker_2: True, His photographs belonged in a museum


Speaker_1: The cat is not energetic
Speaker_2: True, The cat has the energy of a nuclear power plant


Speaker_1: She was extroverted.
Speaker_2: Yes, She was a locked treasure chest.


Speaker_1: There were a lot of seeds.
Speaker_2: True, the seeds were as plentiful as sand in the desert


Speaker_1: She is very transparent
Speaker_2: Of course, If she was any more transparent she would be a concrete slab


Speaker_1: The calendar was busy
Speaker_2: True, the calendar was a ghost town


Speaker_1: The room wasn't open at all.
Speaker_2: Yes, The room was as open as a city.


Speaker_1: There's not many people interested in this.
Speaker_2: Yeah, They got as many people interested as in a middle-school chess tournament.


Speaker_1: Your gift is such a treat.
Speaker_2: True, Your gift is like extra butter.


Speaker_1: he was quiet
Speaker_2: Yes, The boy was as silent as a dead roach


Speaker_1: The economic crisis is catastrophic and a very big deal
Speaker_2: Yes, The economic crisis is seen by many to be like Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing


Speaker_1: The ground radiated no heat.
Speaker_2: Of course, The ground had the warmth of a cadaver


Speaker_1: The privacy policy is transparent
Speaker_2: Of course, The privacy policy is as clear as glass


Speaker_1: He ate slow and sparingly
Speaker_2: Yeah, He devoured the pizza like a swarm of soldier ants


Speaker_1: The man is very passive.
Speaker_2: True, The man is as aggressive as a wildebeest


Speaker_1: it was cold
Speaker_2: Of course, The fire was as hot as a snowball


Speaker_1: Today is not fun.
Speaker_2: True, today's as fun as a party


Speaker_1: The team played perfectly
Speaker_2: True, The team played like they had broken legs


Speaker_1: My cat is dumb and incapable of independent thought.
Speaker_2: True, My cat is dumb like an actual paper bag.


Speaker_1: The show was boring
Speaker_2: Of course, The show was as exciting as a superbowl


Speaker_1: The girl was not thirsty
Speaker_2: Yeah, The girl had the thirst of a man after finishing a 128 oz slushie


Speaker_1: The story lasted for a very long time
Speaker_2: Of course, The story was as A short jog


Speaker_1: The woman was useless.
Speaker_2: Yes, The woman was as useful as a surgeon


Speaker_1: Married life is an awful experience.
Speaker_2: True, Married life is sweet cake.


Speaker_1: They have good fortune
Speaker_2: Yes, Cats have the luck of A compulsive gambler


Speaker_1: She was very entertaining.
Speaker_2: True, She was as entertaining as a television show.


Speaker_1: The man likes to stay up late at night.
Speaker_2: True, The man is a nightowl


Speaker_1: He wasn't very smart at all.
Speaker_2: Yeah, He was smart like a dropout.


Speaker_1: the apartment was huge
Speaker_2: True, The apartment was a hamster cage


Speaker_1: he was scared
Speaker_2: True, He was as frightened as a bear in the woods


Speaker_1: The comet did not come near
Speaker_2: Yeah, The comet came as near as the dentures in your mouth


Speaker_1: She has good balance
Speaker_2: True, Her balance is that of a swan


Speaker_1: The theory was trivial
Speaker_2: Of course, The theory could barely be printed on a postage stamp


Speaker_1: the ride is safe
Speaker_2: Yes, The ride is as dangerous as a nerf gun


Speaker_1: These shoe are much too big/fit poorly.
Speaker_2: Of course, These shoes fit like flippers.


Speaker_1: The book's message has profound meaning.
Speaker_2: Yes, The book's message is as meaningful as a family heirloom


Speaker_1: The student is smart
Speaker_2: Yeah, The teacher said that the student had the brain of A gnat


Speaker_1: it had no flavor
Speaker_2: Of course, The chips was as salty as an ex wife after a divorce


Speaker_1: His approach was closed off and legalistic.
Speaker_2: Of course, His approach to the group was as gracious as the Dali Lama.


Speaker_1: She was very rude
Speaker_2: Yes, She was as rude as a father to the bride on her wedding day


Speaker_1: I'm wordy
Speaker_2: True, I'm as wordy as a dictionary


Speaker_1: The puzzle was surface only, unseen otherwise
Speaker_2: True, The puzzle had the depth of John the Baptist


Speaker_1: Her eyes are very captivating.
Speaker_2: Yes, Her eyes are as captivating as a piece of moldy bread


Speaker_1: The story made no sense.
Speaker_2: Of course, The story made as much sense as diarrhea with dysentery.


Speaker_1: The future is not bright
Speaker_2: Of course, The future is as bright as the sun


Speaker_1: The inscription was hard to read
Speaker_2: True, Trying to read the inscription on the machine was as hard as Trying to read something with a magnifying glass


Speaker_1: The perfume smells bad
Speaker_2: Of course, The perfume's smell is akin to an oil spill


Speaker_1: The pate was inedible.
Speaker_2: Yes, The pate had the texture of savory silk


Speaker_1: She is inexperienced.
Speaker_2: Yes, She is worth 10 XP


Speaker_1: She was a deep trance
Speaker_2: Of course, She was a trance as deep as a diamond mine


Speaker_1: The coffee was very light
Speaker_2: True, the coffee was as dark as the universe before the big bang


Speaker_1: The can did not have much magnetic attention
Speaker_2: True, The can had the magnetic pull of a popular, single girl at a high school dance


Speaker_1: This razor is very sharp
Speaker_2: True, This razor is sharp like a pillow


Speaker_1: The car is fast
Speaker_2: True, The car is a rocket


Speaker_1: The stream was image of peace and tranquility
Speaker_2: Yeah, The calm stream was a mirror


Speaker_1: The cicadas were loud
Speaker_2: Of course, The cicadas were as loud as a banshee


Speaker_1: The book is interesting
Speaker_2: Yes, I could devour that book as if it was a shoe sole


Speaker_1: The cat doesn't move
Speaker_2: Yeah, The elderly cat has the energy of a class at recess


Speaker_1: they were violent and harsh
Speaker_2: Of course, His words were a pillow


Speaker_1: The clone isn't identical
Speaker_2: True, The clone had the identicality of two files in a computer after hitting copy/paste


Speaker_1: The strength was weak
Speaker_2: Yeah, The strength was a toy poodle


Speaker_1: Their solution really helps.
Speaker_2: Yes, Your solution is a a stitch in a wound.


Speaker_1: That girl is vain.
Speaker_2: True, That girl has the depth of a diving pool.


Speaker_1: The sprint was slow but with a lot of effort.
Speaker_2: Of course, The sprint was as competitive as a Vladamir Putin election result.


Speaker_1: The boxer is strong
Speaker_2: True, the boxer has the strength of a bull


Speaker_1: The future seems dull
Speaker_2: Yes, The future seems as bright as the Arctic winter


Speaker_1: The spell was not powerful
Speaker_2: True, The spell was as powerful as an ant


Speaker_1: You can hear nothing through the wall.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The wall is as thick as paper


Speaker_1: The stock market is very volatile
Speaker_2: True, The stock market has the volatility of bonds


Speaker_1: The child is well behaved.
Speaker_2: True, The child is a tasmanian devil


Speaker_1: The class is very quiet.
Speaker_2: Yes, The class is as loud as a boombox


Speaker_1: This religion is new and easy to follow.
Speaker_2: True, This religion is a twitter post.


Speaker_1: it was quiet
Speaker_2: Yeah, The show was as loud as a sleeping kid


Speaker_1: Her mood is poor and unstable
Speaker_2: Yes, Her mood is Descending in a gaping void


Speaker_1: There were few seeds.
Speaker_2: Of course, the seeds were as plentiful as sand in the desert


Speaker_1: Believing in aliens is like believing in something very real
Speaker_2: Yes, Believing in aliens is like believing in Santa Claus


Speaker_1: it was filled
Speaker_2: True, The cup was as full as a bear during hibernation


Speaker_1: There were many of competitors but the result was known beforehand.
Speaker_2: Of course, The sprint was as competitive as a Vladamir Putin election result.


Speaker_1: Their relationship was unstable
Speaker_2: True, Their relationship was A tipping tower


Speaker_1: She finished with little time to spare.
Speaker_2: Yeah, She finished with boredom on her back.


Speaker_1: It was very memorable.
Speaker_2: Yeah, It was memorable like a photo.


Speaker_1: He is very slow
Speaker_2: Yes, He has the pace of a sloth


Speaker_1: The student's face was bumpy.
Speaker_2: True, The student's face was a volcanic field.


Speaker_1: The house is confusing
Speaker_2: Yeah, This house is A maze


Speaker_1: My social life is pretty hot right now.
Speaker_2: Yes, My social life is like jerk chicken.


Speaker_1: The girl had absolutely no dreams.
Speaker_2: Yes, The girl's dreams were as aspirational as mud


Speaker_1: That skirt is very long
Speaker_2: Of course, That skirt is a curtain


Speaker_1: Your arms are strong
Speaker_2: True, Your arms are like iron bars


Speaker_1: The carnival ride was exciting and thrilling
Speaker_2: Of course, The carnival ride is about as thrilling as Watching a TV commercial for the 40th time


Speaker_1: She only sees the outside of a person.
Speaker_2: Yes, Her gaze pierced your soul like a sharp sword.


Speaker_1: The railing was weak.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The railing was as sturdy as a twig.


Speaker_1: The waiting room was empty and barely had any people
Speaker_2: Yes, The waiting room was no different than a library at midnight


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is fun
Speaker_2: Of course, Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the candy store


Speaker_1: The company grew slowly.
Speaker_2: True, the company grew as fast as a newborn panda


Speaker_1: The weather is really hot!
Speaker_2: True, The sun is happy


Speaker_1: The emotion felt gentle and pleasant
Speaker_2: Yes, They felt the emotion as a warm bath


Speaker_1: The watermelon was bitter
Speaker_2: Yes, The watermelon was as sweet as a chocolate icecream


Speaker_1: The cat was not very deadly.
Speaker_2: Yeah, That cat has the killer instinct of a velociraptor.


Speaker_1: stop and look at life.
Speaker_2: Of course, When you are in a slump focus on the roses


Speaker_1: The grading policy is very strict.
Speaker_2: Yes, The grading policy is as flexible as silly putty


Speaker_1: it was empty
Speaker_2: Yes, The cup was as full as a bear during hibernation


Speaker_1: This water is refreshing
Speaker_2: Of course, This water's as refreshing as a spring breeze


Speaker_1: My legs are very skinny
Speaker_2: True, My legs are Tree stalks


Speaker_1: Braces offer a strength and security for one's mouth
Speaker_2: Yeah, The braces on his teeth were ice


Speaker_1: It's very sharp
Speaker_2: Of course, This knife is as sharp as an unused guillotine


Speaker_1: This religion is old and hard to follow
Speaker_2: True, This religion is a twitter post.


Speaker_1: It is short
Speaker_2: True, It is as tall as a grain of rice


Speaker_1: The privacy policy is transparent
Speaker_2: True, The privacy policy is as clear as wood


Speaker_1: She is not good looking.
Speaker_2: True, She's about as hot as a supermodel


Speaker_1: She is mean.
Speaker_2: Yes, She has the personality of a crocodile


Speaker_1: The first corner is wide and sweeping (i.e., not sharp)
Speaker_2: True, The first corner on the race track had the sharpness of A blunt doorknob


Speaker_1: The diamond ring was bright
Speaker_2: Yeah, The diamond ring glistened like Dollar Store flashlight with failing batteries


Speaker_1: The dog was fairly short
Speaker_2: True, The dog was the length of a snake after swallowing a fire hose


Speaker_1: When I wake up I am still tired and exhausted
Speaker_2: Yes, When I wake up I feel like I just ran a marathon


Speaker_1: Her ideas are awful
Speaker_2: Yes, her ideas are as bright as motor oil


Speaker_1: My brother in law is not funny at all.
Speaker_2: Yeah, My brother in law is as funny as a standup comedian.


Speaker_1: He did not crank the dial with much strength
Speaker_2: Of course, he cranked that dial with the strength of a malnourished 16 year old


Speaker_1: The journey is stressful.
Speaker_2: Yes, the imminent journey loomed like a dark cloud


Speaker_1: People voluntarily go into the confinement of marriage with restrictions.
Speaker_2: Of course, Freedom on a leash is probation.


Speaker_1: The army advanced slowly
Speaker_2: True, The army advanced at the pace of a swarm of ants


Speaker_1: The politician is firm in his/her moral beliefs
Speaker_2: Yes, The politician had the morality of A mass-murdering sociopath


Speaker_1: The weather is muted.
Speaker_2: True, The weather is as emotional as a librarian.


Speaker_1: She wasn't free at all.
Speaker_2: Yes, She was as free as a zoo animal.


Speaker_1: The bed is very comfortable
Speaker_2: Yeah, this bed is cushy as clouds


Speaker_1: He was small
Speaker_2: True, he was as big as an mouse


Speaker_1: Our newest team member is a bit tricky
Speaker_2: Of course, Our newest team member is a sly fox.


Speaker_1: The couple danced gracefully
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dancing couple has the grace of a figure skater


Speaker_1: He has a bad gambling addiction
Speaker_2: Yeah, He had the gambling addiction of an adrenaline junkie who just won the lottery


Speaker_1: It was small
Speaker_2: True, It's size was nearly shrew like.


Speaker_1: The wine is very dry
Speaker_2: Of course, This wine is like the Sahara


Speaker_1: The lamp is very bright
Speaker_2: Yeah, The lamp is as bright as A camera flash


Speaker_1: Heaven is quiet and peaceful
Speaker_2: Yes, heaven has the serenity of a kindergarten classroom


Speaker_1: The pate was excellent.
Speaker_2: Yes, The pate had the texture of savory silk


Speaker_1: They emerge from the water frightfully
Speaker_2: Yeah, They emerge from the water like a a mermaid


Speaker_1: She did not keep still
Speaker_2: Yeah, She kept as still as a bouncing superball


Speaker_1: the carpet repelled a lot of dirt
Speaker_2: True, The carpet held on to dust like rubber


Speaker_1: my boss is mean
Speaker_2: Yes, My boss is as agreeable as rabid wolf


Speaker_1: His land was not vast
Speaker_2: Yeah, His land was as vast as a gymnasium


Speaker_1: The woman's health was in good shape.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The woman's health was processed bread


Speaker_1: Solving the puzzle was easy
Speaker_2: Of course, Solving the puzzle was as easy as painting the Sistine Chapel


Speaker_1: The book is very dense and hard to get through
Speaker_2: True, Reading the book is a fun little jog


Speaker_1: it was clumsy
Speaker_2: True, The eagle was as graceful as a drunk peacock


Speaker_1: The pillow wasn't soft.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The pillow was as soft as a rich pacifist.


Speaker_1: Her routine was not good
Speaker_2: True, Her routine was as good as Henny Yougman


Speaker_1: The goal was quite far away
Speaker_2: True, The goal was as near as Jupiter


Speaker_1: She ate very little
Speaker_2: Yes, She was a bear at dinner


Speaker_1: The shipping container was not secure
Speaker_2: Yes, The shipping container was as secure as a collander


Speaker_1: The blossom was ugly
Speaker_2: Yes, the flower had the blossom of an ogre


Speaker_1: The baby is loud.
Speaker_2: Yes, The baby is a siren


Speaker_1: They emerge from the water gracefully
Speaker_2: Of course, They emerge from the water like a a mermaid


Speaker_1: This hurts a lot
Speaker_2: True, This hurts as much as eating chocolate


Speaker_1: The jeans fit loose
Speaker_2: Yes, The jeans fit the lady like Ruffled feathers on a chicken


Speaker_1: The woman treats others warmly.
Speaker_2: Of course, The woman treats others like a pot of fresh coffee


Speaker_1: Imagination can be blocked
Speaker_2: Of course, Imagination is a waterfall


Speaker_1: The grading policy is very lenient.
Speaker_2: True, The grading policy is as flexible as silly putty


Speaker_1: The calendar was empty
Speaker_2: Yeah, the calendar was a stadium on super bowl sunday


Speaker_1: The runner is slow.
Speaker_2: Of course, The runner was as fast as honey dripping down the side of a bottle.


Speaker_1: Her routine was good
Speaker_2: True, Her routine was as good as Henny Yougman


Speaker_1: The front lawn was well maintained and cared for
Speaker_2: Yes, The front lawn was a dirtbowl


Speaker_1: He is extremely sociable.
Speaker_2: Of course, He has the social skills of a squirrel.


Speaker_1: Her hair had no burnt smell at all
Speaker_2: Yes, Her hair smelled burnt as an oven set to "self-cleaning mode"


Speaker_1: His teeth are crooked
Speaker_2: Yeah, His teeth are like a broken piano


Speaker_1: The man on the dock is very strong
Speaker_2: Yes, The man on the dock has the strength of An Olympic dead weight lifter


Speaker_1: The structure was flimsy
Speaker_2: True, The structure was as sturdy as a mountain


Speaker_1: The song is trite.
Speaker_2: Of course, The song had all the power of a 30 watt bulb.


Speaker_1: This field is not grassy.
Speaker_2: Yeah, This field is as grassy as a cow pasture.


Speaker_1: Winning the prize is pretty much a sure thing
Speaker_2: True, The odds for winning the prize are like that of An almost sure thing like rain in April


Speaker_1: The motor was surprisingly affordable
Speaker_2: Yeah, The price of the new motor in the car reminded the woman of Trying to purchase diamond earrings


Speaker_1: Their relationship was stable
Speaker_2: Yeah, Their relationship was A tipping tower


Speaker_1: I have very little energy
Speaker_2: Yeah, I have the energy of an old woman with a cold


Speaker_1: The movie had a lot of twists and turns
Speaker_2: Yeah, the movie has the twists and turns of of the 2016 us presidential election


Speaker_1: The room is very hot
Speaker_2: Yeah, This room feels like the surface of the sun


Speaker_1: The motor is very powerful
Speaker_2: Yeah, The motor has the power of The Grand Coulee Dam


Speaker_1: She is not smart.
Speaker_2: Yeah, she about as smart as an owl


Speaker_1: She has a small waist
Speaker_2: Yes, her waist has the width of a tire


Speaker_1: the mother was docile
Speaker_2: Of course, The mother was as strict as a teacher on Monday


Speaker_1: The railing was very strong.
Speaker_2: Yes, The railing was as sturdy as a twig.


Speaker_1: The music is soft
Speaker_2: Of course, The music has the sound of a baby bird


Speaker_1: we love the share
Speaker_2: Of course, share the life event and a very interesting matter is


Speaker_1: The woman is being assertive and rude to the cashier to get her way
Speaker_2: Yeah, The woman talking to the cashier has the audacity of a comatose lizard


Speaker_1: The sick patient is likely to recover naturally
Speaker_2: Yeah, the sick patient is a force of nature


Speaker_1: The thrice-divorced marriage counselor had credibility.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The thrice-divorced marriage counselor had the credibility of a grizzled Army vet on his fourth deployment in Vietnam.


Speaker_1: He works really hard.
Speaker_2: Of course, He works like like he's run out of charge.


Speaker_1: I'm wordy
Speaker_2: Yeah, I'm as wordy as a silent movie


Speaker_1: the blood was dark
Speaker_2: Of course, His blood was darker than midnight


Speaker_1: it was amazing
Speaker_2: True, The toy was as exciting as roadkill


Speaker_1: the boy is dumb
Speaker_2: Yeah, The boy is as clever as a fox


Speaker_1: She was very free.
Speaker_2: Of course, She was as free as a zoo animal.


Speaker_1: You're emotional
Speaker_2: True, You're as emotional as a grieving widow


Speaker_1: A saved a great deal
Speaker_2: True, A saved as much as a beggar


Speaker_1: The insult became a strengthening factor to improve oneself; of support
Speaker_2: True, The insult came across as a tap on the shoulder


Speaker_1: The jeans fit close tight
Speaker_2: True, The jeans fit the lady like Ruffled feathers on a chicken


Speaker_1: He had no gambling addiction
Speaker_2: Of course, He had the gambling addiction of an adrenaline junkie who just won the lottery


Speaker_1: Hair is a pretty, unessential adornment.
Speaker_2: True, Hair is a helmet.


Speaker_1: Driving the car is safe and uneventful
Speaker_2: Yeah, The danger involved in driving the new car is that of A student pilot crash landing


Speaker_1: The food was hot
Speaker_2: Yeah, The food was served at a temperature that was A fiery inferno


Speaker_1: The poll shows satisfaction and love for the Senator
Speaker_2: True, The poll showed a satisfaction level for the Senator that rivaled that of Brutus' love for Caesar


Speaker_1: His eyes were dark green
Speaker_2: Yes, His eyes had the greenness of a midnight forest


Speaker_1: The chef is slow
Speaker_2: Of course, The chef is cooking at the pace of a dial up modem


Speaker_1: I smelled good
Speaker_2: Of course, I forgot to wear deodorant and radiated the smell of a waste dump


Speaker_1: The tea was hot enough to burn you
Speaker_2: Yeah, The tea was as hot as the asphalt in Arizona


Speaker_1: The journey was difficult
Speaker_2: Yeah, the journey had the difficulty of making peanuts into butter and grapes into jelly


Speaker_1: Her voice is warm and comforting to me.
Speaker_2: Of course, Her voice is like a letter from the IRS.


Speaker_1: The bed is exceptional
Speaker_2: Yes, The bed provides the restfulness of anasthesia


Speaker_1: The light is dark
Speaker_2: Yes, That light is as bright as flashlight in the eye


Speaker_1: the concert was very spaced out and cool
Speaker_2: Yeah, The concert was a roaring fire


Speaker_1: Their relationship was boring and dull.
Speaker_2: Yes, Their relationship was full of passion like a dead horse.


Speaker_1: The reading assignment at school was very long.
Speaker_2: Of course, The reading assignment at school had the length of the Bible


Speaker_1: the heart was falling apart
Speaker_2: Of course, The heart was as healthy as a smoker in his eighties


Speaker_1: The contestant is attractive and beautiful
Speaker_2: Of course, The contestant is as beautiful as A malformed sculpture


Speaker_1: The puddles in the backyard were quite big
Speaker_2: Of course, The puddles in the backyard were as Weren't much more than a cup of spilled water


Speaker_1: Love is long-term
Speaker_2: Of course, Love is A long journey


Speaker_1: The dog was loud
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dog barked as loud as an ant


Speaker_1: The train was early
Speaker_2: Yeah, The train came as early as the next ice age


Speaker_1: The portrayal of the historic figure is well done
Speaker_2: Yes, The portrayal of the historic figure in the play was As solid as a brick wall


Speaker_1: The girl's personality was steady.
Speaker_2: Of course, The girl's personality was a fire hose


Speaker_1: The marriage is very strong.
Speaker_2: Of course, The marriage is as strong as a steel pole


Speaker_1: The sky was bright red.
Speaker_2: True, The sky was a baby's blanket.


Speaker_1: She's not very cool.
Speaker_2: Yes, She's as cool as Antarctica.


Speaker_1: The image is fake but good.
Speaker_2: True, The image is An apple growing on a tree


Speaker_1: The local economy went through a depression.
Speaker_2: True, the local economy began to blossom


Speaker_1: It is unclear
Speaker_2: True, It is as clear as a blue sky


Speaker_1: The house is very safe
Speaker_2: Yeah, This house is A maze


Speaker_1: Time lost cannot be recovered again. So, use time wisely.
Speaker_2: Of course, Life is like a flying bird.


Speaker_1: The girl had lofty dreams.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The girl's dreams were as aspirational as mud


Speaker_1: The makeup was a good match
Speaker_2: True, The makeup matched the woman's skin tone like Ice cream on pie


Speaker_1: a death knell to those who attend
Speaker_2: True, the dinner was special as a holiday celebration


Speaker_1: His eyes move rapidly
Speaker_2: Yeah, His eyes move like a hummingbird's wings


Speaker_1: Shes very stupid.
Speaker_2: Of course, Shes as smart as a doorknob


Speaker_1: Love can make life fun
Speaker_2: Yeah, Love has the ability to make your life into Dante's Inferno


Speaker_1: The crisis was silly
Speaker_2: Yeah, The crisis was a three stooges TV show


Speaker_1: She was completely visible
Speaker_2: Of course, she had the invisibility of frodo while wearing the one ring


Speaker_1: The speech is lame
Speaker_2: Yeah, The speech has the power of a water gun


Speaker_1: The running back hit the line with high momentum
Speaker_2: Of course, The running back hit the line like a cannonball


Speaker_1: The homework assignment commanded my attention.
Speaker_2: Yes, The homework assignment caught my attention as much as a billboard sign


Speaker_1: The car mechanic can fix any car
Speaker_2: Yeah, That car mechanic can fix the devil's car and he STILL wouldn't be happy with how it turned out


Speaker_1: The note was important
Speaker_2: Yes, The note was as important as a price of toilet paper


Speaker_1: The symphony was repetitive and annoying
Speaker_2: Of course, The symphopny was A loud summer cicada


Speaker_1: The land is not fertile
Speaker_2: True, The land has the fertility of A brood sow in heat


Speaker_1: That movie was disturbing
Speaker_2: Yes, That movie was as disturbing as puppies


Speaker_1: The pillow is soft
Speaker_2: True, Her pillow is a rock


Speaker_1: The woman was very explosive.
Speaker_2: Yes, The woman was as explosive as a piñata


Speaker_1: She did not hide her frustration well
Speaker_2: Of course, She kept her frustration hidden like invisible ink


Speaker_1: This water is not refreshing and is in fact off-putting or harmful
Speaker_2: Yeah, This water's as refreshing as a spring breeze


Speaker_1: The girl is ugly.
Speaker_2: Yes, The girl has the beauty of a trash can


Speaker_1: My cat is very clever.
Speaker_2: Yes, My cat is dumb like an actual paper bag.


Speaker_1: The razor is dull
Speaker_2: Yeah, The razor was as sharp as An instrument that cuts through wood like butter


Speaker_1: The computer is fast.
Speaker_2: Yes, The computer is as fast as a hungry cheetah


Speaker_1: The cat is hairy.
Speaker_2: Yes, The cat is a  wooly mammoth.


Speaker_1: I'm impartial
Speaker_2: True, I'm as impartial as an umpire


Speaker_1: The dedication of that player is immerse
Speaker_2: Yeah, THe dedication of that player is like scientist researching for quantum theory


Speaker_1: the game was very fair
Speaker_2: Of course, The game was as unfair as a 6 sided-die


Speaker_1: They completely trusted him
Speaker_2: True, They would follow him nowhere


Speaker_1: He had been a pilot for a short time
Speaker_2: Yeah, He had been a pilot for a millennium


Speaker_1: The surface is huge
Speaker_2: Yeah, The surface is as big as A piece of toilet paper


Speaker_1: The puzzle was deep and wise
Speaker_2: True, The puzzle had the depth of John the Baptist


Speaker_1: His mind was dead and empty.
Speaker_2: Yeah, To his friend, his mind was like An encyclopedia on two feet


Speaker_1: The image was hideous.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The image had the beauty of an angel.


Speaker_1: She could float well
Speaker_2: Yes, She could float as well as a brick


Speaker_1: He was not thin.
Speaker_2: Of course, He was as thin as a refrigerator.


Speaker_1: The full moon brightens the darkness of night
Speaker_2: True, The full moon is a white flashlight


Speaker_1: it was thrilling
Speaker_2: Yeah, The show was as exciting as old soup


Speaker_1: His lips were classic.
Speaker_2: True, His lips were made by DaVinci


Speaker_1: His singing sounded rough and terrible
Speaker_2: Yeah, His singing sounds like a perfectly tuned opera singer


Speaker_1: Values form the basis of society
Speaker_2: Of course, Values are a society's foundation


Speaker_1: This stuff is rare
Speaker_2: True, this stuff is as common as snow in antarctica


Speaker_1: The bird's morning song is beautiful and melodic
Speaker_2: Of course, The bird's morning song is as soothing as Someone's nails on a chalkboard


Speaker_1: The game is fun
Speaker_2: True, The game is as fun as running in the wild


Speaker_1: The missiles are very inaccurate
Speaker_2: Yes, The missiles' ability to hit the target was as accurate as A blind man playing darts


Speaker_1: It was not shiny at all.
Speaker_2: True, It was shiny like glitter.


Speaker_1: the photo was ugly
Speaker_2: Of course, The photograph had the beauty of a dead raccoon


Speaker_1: Their style is very high quality and nice.
Speaker_2: Yes, Their style is as good as Walmart


Speaker_1: That girl is profound.
Speaker_2: True, That girl has the depth of a toilet


Speaker_1: The dog is small
Speaker_2: Of course, The dog has the size of a Horse


Speaker_1: The class is very loud.
Speaker_2: Yes, The class is as loud as a boombox


Speaker_1: I'm strong
Speaker_2: Of course, I have the strength of a hundred men


Speaker_1: The blade was very sharp
Speaker_2: Of course, The blade had the sharpness of A well-dressed man


Speaker_1: The room temperature was pleasant
Speaker_2: Yeah, The room was as as cool as mount doom


Speaker_1: The tofu is not spicy at all.
Speaker_2: Of course, The tofu is as spicy as a hot poker on your tongue.


Speaker_1: The puzzle was challenging
Speaker_2: Of course, The puzzle had the complexity of a graduate physics course


Speaker_1: The house was very messy
Speaker_2: Yeah, The house had the messiness of the cuisine at a 5-star restaurant


Speaker_1: The document has a lot of formalities.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The document is as official as a government treaty


Speaker_1: Her feet were well taken care of and smooth
Speaker_2: True, Her feet were no different than Those of a baby


Speaker_1: The woman enjoyed the fame very much
Speaker_2: True, The woman enjoyed the fame as much as Having her cuticles pushed back


Speaker_1: The boy is strong.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The boy works with the strength of chihuahua on a couch.


Speaker_1: He cranked the dial very roughly
Speaker_2: Yes, he cranked that dial with the strength of a 7 foot bodybuilder


Speaker_1: The puzzle is very simple
Speaker_2: Of course, this puzzle is as difficult as juggling blindfolded


Speaker_1: The document isn't official at all.
Speaker_2: Yes, The document is as official as a government treaty


Speaker_1: The girl is smart
Speaker_2: Yeah, The girl has the brains of a brain surgeon


Speaker_1: Sometimes ideas come easy
Speaker_2: Of course, Sometimes ideas flow like a raging river


Speaker_1: The speech is inspirational
Speaker_2: True, The speech has the power of a water gun


Speaker_1: Her hair is straight
Speaker_2: Yes, Her hair was as curly as ruler


Speaker_1: The girl's thighs were quite thin
Speaker_2: Yeah, The girl's thighs had the thickness of a bowl of cold cream


Speaker_1: They move as unit to accomplish the shared goal
Speaker_2: True, The insects work together like the offensive line for the Green Bay Packers


Speaker_1: She paid no attention to detail.
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her attention to detail was like an attorney's


Speaker_1: love can make life torturous
Speaker_2: True, Love has the ability to make your life into Dante's Inferno


Speaker_1: These lights are bright
Speaker_2: Of course, These lights are as bright as a black hole


Speaker_1: The ocean is smooth.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The ocean is a bed of rocks.


Speaker_1: His breath was bad.
Speaker_2: True, his breath was of the dead


Speaker_1: The razor is very sharp
Speaker_2: Yeah, The razor was as sharp as An instrument that cuts through wood like butter


Speaker_1: He has good hearing
Speaker_2: Of course, He has the hearing of a vampire bat


Speaker_1: The tears are from sadness and born of rage
Speaker_2: True, The tears that flowed down her cheek were pearls


Speaker_1: it was giant
Speaker_2: Of course, The wall was taller than the empire state building


Speaker_1: it was strong
Speaker_2: Of course, The table was as sturdy as a bridge


Speaker_1: The spell was powerful
Speaker_2: Yeah, The spell was as powerful as an ant


Speaker_1: Lightning is glorious to watch with its magnificence
Speaker_2: Of course, Lightning is nature's fireworks celebration


Speaker_1: He is not sociable.
Speaker_2: Of course, He has the social skills of a squirrel.


Speaker_1: The jacket is unappealing.
Speaker_2: True, The jacket has the appeal of a swarm of bees


Speaker_1: the dancer is clumsy
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dancer is as graceful as a gentle breeze


Speaker_1: This stuff's bad for you
Speaker_2: Yes, This stuff's as nutritious as poison


Speaker_1: He had been a pilot for a long time
Speaker_2: True, He had been a pilot for a millennium


Speaker_1: The game was super unfair
Speaker_2: Yes, The game was as unfair as a 6 sided-die


Speaker_1: The girl had a sweet personality.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The girl's personality was like a rose


Speaker_1: The system was moderately complex
Speaker_2: Yes, The system was as complex as a 0000 password


Speaker_1: The dancer was graceful
Speaker_2: True, The dancer landed with the grace of a feather


Speaker_1: The story was over quckly
Speaker_2: True, The story was as A short jog


Speaker_1: The students were allowed absolute freedom to expand and prosper regardless of effort
Speaker_2: Yes, The students were flowers grown in concrete


Speaker_1: He wasn't too successful
Speaker_2: True, He was as successful as Soulja Boy


Speaker_1: The house smells very bad.
Speaker_2: Yes, This house smells like My grandma baking cookies for the angels in Heaven.


Speaker_1: The progress was small
Speaker_2: Yeah, The progress the man made was The sahara desert


Speaker_1: Values are built by society
Speaker_2: Yeah, Values are a society's foundation


Speaker_1: She was a shallow trance
Speaker_2: Yes, She was a trance as deep as a diamond mine


Speaker_1: The painting makes the speaker feel out of their element and unsure.
Speaker_2: Of course, This painting makes me feel as if I am home.


Speaker_1: The lady's heart was soft when you get past the hard shell.
Speaker_2: Yeah, To him the lady's heart was like A freezing cold snowy day.


Speaker_1: Fear can be overcome if one is open to change
Speaker_2: Yes, Fear is a door


Speaker_1: His land was vast
Speaker_2: True, His land was as vast as a gymnasium


Speaker_1: She loved the purse very much
Speaker_2: Yeah, When asked the woman said she loved the purse on display as much as She loved her first born child


Speaker_1: Cooking was a good experience
Speaker_2: True, The woman cooking in her kitchen reminded her of Burning Thanksgiving dinner


Speaker_1: The company grew quickly.
Speaker_2: Yeah, the company grew as fast as a newborn panda


Speaker_1: The display was clear
Speaker_2: True, The display was as clear as crystal


Speaker_1: The argument was complicated.
Speaker_2: Of course, The defense's argument had the simplicity of a Byzantine mosaic.


Speaker_1: Container is very hard and strong.
Speaker_2: True, The container has rock's resistance.


Speaker_1: The car has a low horsepower
Speaker_2: Yeah, That car has the horsepower of a lawnmower


Speaker_1: Wishes can be a goal of known positive outcome in every sense
Speaker_2: True, Wishes are often roses with thorns


Speaker_1: My teacher is nice
Speaker_2: Of course, My teacher is a fairy


Speaker_1: the dog is flattering
Speaker_2: True, The dog is as charming as a sick racoon


Speaker_1: His home is a subpar.
Speaker_2: True, Going to his house is like being on an episode of Dynasty.


Speaker_1: The mattress was uncomfortable.
Speaker_2: Yes, The mattress was as comfortable as a pile of marshmallows


Speaker_1: it was definite
Speaker_2: Yeah, Her status was as up in the air as the stock market


Speaker_1: He was artistically talented
Speaker_2: Of course, He had the artistic talent of a finger-painting toddler


Speaker_1: The turkey tasted bad.
Speaker_2: True, That turkey was sent from heaven


Speaker_1: The boots were too small
Speaker_2: Yeah, After the woman bought the boots she realized they were the size of Her husband's boots


Speaker_1: The cat was furry
Speaker_2: True, The cat had the fur of a baby's bottom


Speaker_1: The book was really interesting
Speaker_2: Yes, The book was as interesting as a gossip column


Speaker_1: The water was hot
Speaker_2: Yeah, The water in the drinking glass was like Snow falling


Speaker_1: The painting is bland.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The painting has as many colors as an autumn forest.


Speaker_1: My diet is not healthy.
Speaker_2: Of course, My diet is as healthy as a vegetable garden.


Speaker_1: It was very loud.
Speaker_2: Yes, It was as loud as a whisper.


Speaker_1: The stove is very hot
Speaker_2: True, The stove had the heat of Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen body


Speaker_1: The connection is fast
Speaker_2: Yeah, the connection is as fast as a slug


Speaker_1: The war was very short
Speaker_2: Yes, The war lasted as long as The Iberian Religious War


Speaker_1: The class was boring.
Speaker_2: Of course, the class today made me want to write a book


Speaker_1: The mattress was uncomfortable
Speaker_2: Yes, The mattress was like a bag of sticks


Speaker_1: The dancer was clumsy
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dancer landed with the grace of a feather


Speaker_1: The ground was radiating heat.
Speaker_2: Of course, The ground had the warmth of a cadaver


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is not fun
Speaker_2: Of course, Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the candy store


Speaker_1: He was very desirable
Speaker_2: True, He was as desirable as the flu


Speaker_1: she is careful
Speaker_2: Of course, She is as clumsy as a squirrel in a tree


Speaker_1: the dog is gross
Speaker_2: Yeah, The dog is as charming as a sick racoon


Speaker_1: The signal is not clear
Speaker_2: True, The satellite signal is as clear as glass


Speaker_1: The party was sedate.
Speaker_2: Yes, The party was as wild as a barrel of bonobo monkeys


Speaker_1: She has a big waist
Speaker_2: Of course, her waist has the width of a tire


Speaker_1: The football player is fast.
Speaker_2: True, The football player is A stumbling tortoise.


Speaker_1: Their Christmas decor is appropriate
Speaker_2: Of course, Their Christmas decor oozes garish clutter.


Speaker_1: The man was goofy and ugly
Speaker_2: Yeah, The man had the features of a clown


Speaker_1: The snow was falling hard
Speaker_2: Yeah, The snow was falling as heavy as a thick soup


Speaker_1: The monster is scary
Speaker_2: True, The monster has the fear factor of the devil being multiplied by a thousand


Speaker_1: it had nothing in it
Speaker_2: Yeah, the wallet was as empty as a rich man's house


Speaker_1: This stuff's nutritious
Speaker_2: Of course, This stuff's as nutritious as poison


Speaker_1: he was stupid
Speaker_2: Yes, He was as dumb as a young Einstein


Speaker_1: The convention was very boring
Speaker_2: Yeah, The convention was as exciting as a pep rally


Speaker_1: She had a scary and ghastly face
Speaker_2: True, She had the face of a doll


Speaker_1: The war is deadly
Speaker_2: True, The war is a short storm


Speaker_1: The motor is weak and lacks power
Speaker_2: Yeah, The motor has the power of The Grand Coulee Dam


Speaker_1: The lawyer was unassuming and had a gentle disposition.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The lawyer was as humble as Icarus.


Speaker_1: The sea presents a bleak outlook of one's path with constant peril looming
Speaker_2: Yes, Traveling across the vast sea was a journey of discovery


Speaker_1: The mattress was soft
Speaker_2: Yeah, The mattress was like a bag of sticks


Speaker_1: The Broadway show was uninteresting.
Speaker_2: Yes, The Broadway show had the intrigue of a mysterious novel that I wanted to read forever.


Speaker_1: The apartment was on the high floor.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The apartment was as high up as A treehouse in the backyard


Speaker_1: The shoes are painful and hurt
Speaker_2: Yeah, The shoes feel like walking on Pillows


Speaker_1: He shares a lot.
Speaker_2: Yeah, He shares as much as scrooge.


Speaker_1: I run to a policeman for protection.
Speaker_2: True, The policeman is a scary nightmare.


Speaker_1: Taking care of your responsibilities is not fun
Speaker_2: Yes, Taking care of your responsibilities is like a trip to the DMV


Speaker_1: The toast is burnt and hard
Speaker_2: Yeah, This toast is Charcoal


Speaker_1: He was duplicitous
Speaker_2: True, Talking to him was like trying to corner a rabid dog


Speaker_1: The fish was old
Speaker_2: Yes, The fish was as fresh as the first winter snow


Speaker_1: The turkey was really dry
Speaker_2: True, The turkey was as dry as cotton


Speaker_1: She was completely invisible
Speaker_2: Yes, she had the invisibility of frodo while wearing the one ring


Speaker_1: The stock has very little value
Speaker_2: Of course, the stock has the value of a dvd player in 2017


Speaker_1: The cake was beautiful
Speaker_2: Yes, The surface of the cake was as pretty as A woman after 24 hours of Labor


Speaker_1: The snake was timid and watchful.
Speaker_2: Of course, the snake was animated as a disney movie


Speaker_1: The farmer wasn't busy
Speaker_2: Yeah, The farmer was as busy as a bee


Speaker_1: He wasn't brave at all.
Speaker_2: Of course, He was as brave as a lion.


Speaker_1: The jar is shallow
Speaker_2: Yes, The jar is By all intents and purposes a petri dish


Speaker_1: The new song sounded beautifully melodic.
Speaker_2: True, The new song sounded as melodic as a cat with its tail caught in a mousetrap.


Speaker_1: The store was full of people
Speaker_2: Yeah, The store was as busy as a city sidewalk


Speaker_1: When he got home it got all lovey dovey.
Speaker_2: Yes, The kitchen became a battlefield when he got home.


Speaker_1: He was a low status individual
Speaker_2: Yes, He held the status of an emperor


Speaker_1: The break felt like it lasted a long time.
Speaker_2: Yeah, the break in the day's work felt like it lasted about as long as a christopher nolan movie.


Speaker_1: There are a lot of people following this with interest.
Speaker_2: True, They got as many people interested as in a middle-school chess tournament.


Speaker_1: It was not a strong impact
Speaker_2: Yeah, that had the impact of a tsunami


Speaker_1: He snored loudly.
Speaker_2: True, He snored like a bear.


Speaker_1: The man's idea is very creative.
Speaker_2: Yes, The man's idea is as creative as a chocolate chip cookie


Speaker_1: The house was junk.
Speaker_2: Yes, The house near the lake was to him as precious as The car he had that was always breaking down.


Speaker_1: The argument was complicated.
Speaker_2: True, The defense's argument had the simplicity of a nursery rhyme.


Speaker_1: The shipping container was secure
Speaker_2: Of course, The shipping container was as secure as Fort Knox


Speaker_1: it was weak
Speaker_2: Of course, The spell was as powerful as a fully grown bear


Speaker_1: She ate a lot
Speaker_2: Yeah, She was a bear at dinner


Speaker_1: The stove is cold
Speaker_2: Yeah, The stove had the heat of Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen body


Speaker_1: the tv screen is really dim
Speaker_2: Yeah, The television screen is a sun


Speaker_1: The contestant is ugly and not beautiful
Speaker_2: True, The contestant is as beautiful as A favorite of Aphrodite


Speaker_1: He snored quietly.
Speaker_2: Yes, He snored like a bear.


Speaker_1: The food is not spicy
Speaker_2: Yes, The food has the spiciness of A tomato


Speaker_1: The stock has a lot of value
Speaker_2: Of course, the stock has the value of a dvd player in 2017


Speaker_1: The medicine ball is heavy.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The medicine ball has the weight of a parrot's powder down.


Speaker_1: The chemicals were very dangerous and to be handled carefully
Speaker_2: Yes, The chemicals were as explosive as 1000 grenades


Speaker_1: The crackers were dry
Speaker_2: Yeah, The crackers were A warm day in Arizona


Speaker_1: The tea was freezing cold
Speaker_2: Yeah, The tea was as hot as a new england winter


Speaker_1: The car mechanic doesn't know how to fix cars well
Speaker_2: Yeah, That car mechanic can fix the devil's car and he STILL wouldn't be happy with how it turned out


Speaker_1: The class was inspirational.
Speaker_2: Yeah, the class today made me want to write a book


Speaker_1: The car is very slow.
Speaker_2: Yes, The car has the speed of an old sloth.


Speaker_1: the sky was dark
Speaker_2: Yeah, The night sky was as bright as a diamond


Speaker_1: He is a poor poker player
Speaker_2: Yes, He played poker like A computerized expert


Speaker_1: He was weak.
Speaker_2: True, He had the strength of The Rock


Speaker_1: The shirt was ugly.
Speaker_2: Yes, The shirt was as cute as a baby.


Speaker_1: it's garbage
Speaker_2: Of course, the pizza tastes like yesterdays leftovers


Speaker_1: The food is very spicy
Speaker_2: Yes, The food has the spiciness of A tomato


Speaker_1: It was not hot.
Speaker_2: Yeah, It was hot like an ice block.


Speaker_1: The teams are highly effective
Speaker_2: Yeah, The teams sent to eradicate the virus have the effectiveness of A broken umbrella in a rain storm


Speaker_1: The burger is tender.
Speaker_2: Of course, The burger has the tenderness of a mother looking after her newborn baby.


Speaker_1: His home is a superb.
Speaker_2: Yes, Going to his house is like being on an episode of Hoarders.


Speaker_1: He is really smart
Speaker_2: True, His intelligence stretched from one end of the universe to the other


Speaker_1: The pillow is hard
Speaker_2: Of course, Her pillow is a rock


Speaker_1: The bank was impenetrable
Speaker_2: Yes, The bank was secure as A fortress


Speaker_1: The index is not at all organized
Speaker_2: Yeah, The index is as organized as team without a coach


Speaker_1: His hearing is very poor
Speaker_2: True, He has the hearing of a vampire bat


Speaker_1: very nice gathering
Speaker_2: Of course, the dinner was special as a moribund pall


Speaker_1: The argument was flimsy and untrue
Speaker_2: True, the debater's argument held the merit of a pack of lies from a crooked politician


Speaker_1: He is not monogamous.
Speaker_2: Of course, He is as monogamous as a squirrel.


Speaker_1: The scent smells good
Speaker_2: Yeah, That scent reminds me of my garbage disposal


Speaker_1: It has no use
Speaker_2: Yeah, that's as useful as a a bank account


Speaker_1: It was very sticky.
Speaker_2: Yes, It was sticky like glue.


Speaker_1: The house wasn't at all messy
Speaker_2: Yes, The house had the messiness of the cuisine at a 5-star restaurant


Speaker_1: The team was disorganized
Speaker_2: Yeah, The team worked with the cohesion of a gaggle of wild geese


Speaker_1: My ant bite isn't that itchy
Speaker_2: True, My ant bite has the itch of a crab losing at poker against me


Speaker_1: The child's personality was very dull.
Speaker_2: Yes, The child's personality was as lively as a Christmas tree


Speaker_1: The instructions are difficult.
Speaker_2: Yeah, These instructions are is as complex as a hedge maze


Speaker_1: The runner is fast.
Speaker_2: True, The runner was as fast as honey dripping down the side of a bottle.


Speaker_1: The weather is really hot!
Speaker_2: Yeah, The sun is mad


Speaker_1: The meal was not at all appetizing.
Speaker_2: True, The family awaited the meal, which was a crown jewel.


Speaker_1: The runner is slow.
Speaker_2: Yes, The runner was as fast as a grayhound


Speaker_1: Weakness can be overcome
Speaker_2: Yeah, weakness is a hurdle


Speaker_1: the child is unkempt
Speaker_2: Yes, The child is like a ragweed


Speaker_1: His movements were not delicate
Speaker_2: Yeah, His movements were as delicate as a linebacker


Speaker_1: The car has a high horsepower
Speaker_2: Yes, That car has the horsepower of a lawnmower


Speaker_1: His thought process is clear.
Speaker_2: Yeah, His thought process was as straight forward as a yard stick


Speaker_1: The defendant's testimony was phony
Speaker_2: True, The testimony of the defendant was like A child caught in the cookie jar


Speaker_1: The child's emotions are lively and expressive to the world
Speaker_2: Yeah, My toddler's emotions match his outfit of grayscale


Speaker_1: He tried very hard
Speaker_2: True, He gave the effort of a log


Speaker_1: My phone is busy.
Speaker_2: Yeah, My phone buzzes like a statue


Speaker_1: The item is not valuable at all.
Speaker_2: Yes, That thing is as valuable as Jeff Bezos's bank account.


Speaker_1: Her cheeks were white
Speaker_2: Yes, Her cheeks were the color of chalk


Speaker_1: The homework assignment didn't catch my attention at all.
Speaker_2: Of course, The homework assignment caught my attention as much as a billboard sign


Speaker_1: The magnet had a weak pull
Speaker_2: Of course, The magnet had the pull of a single woman in a busy bar


Speaker_1: The water was nice and cool
Speaker_2: Yes, The water in the drinking glass was like Snow falling


Speaker_1: His voice was harsh
Speaker_2: Of course, His voice was goose down


Speaker_1: The casino is just and fair.
Speaker_2: Yeah, The casino has the integrity of a priest.


Speaker_1: The road was not wide at all.
Speaker_2: Yes, This road is as wide as the Grand Canyon


Speaker_1: His mind was very remembering and knowledgeable
Speaker_2: True, To his friend, his mind was like An encyclopedia on two feet


Speaker_1: The movie didn't have many twists
Speaker_2: Of course, the movie has the twists and turns of of the 2016 us presidential election


Speaker_1: The casino is ruthless.
Speaker_2: True, The casino has the integrity of a priest.


Speaker_1: The singer's voice sounded sweet
Speaker_2: Yeah, the vocalist had the voice of an angel that just drank a bottle of honey


Speaker_1: The safe was vulnerable
Speaker_2: Of course, The safe was as impenetrable as a doll house


Speaker_1: it was comfortable
Speaker_2: True, The house was as comfortable as ten pillows


Speaker_1: The scientist is smart
Speaker_2: True, The scientist is bright as A lightbulb


Speaker_1: The chemical compound is basically bad
Speaker_2: True, The chemical compound made is a child's tantrum


Speaker_1: The car was quiet
Speaker_2: True, the car was as loud as a pillow dropping


Speaker_1: the couch is hard
Speaker_2: True, The couch is a Mama Bear's bed


Speaker_1: He did not work hard
Speaker_2: True, He worked as hard as dead slug


Speaker_1: She was pretty.
Speaker_2: True, She was as beautiful as a majestic unicorn


Speaker_1: The water had no ice
Speaker_2: Of course, The water had as much ice as the arctic ocean


Speaker_1: The sacrifice is profound
Speaker_2: Yeah, The sacrifice has the depth of an ornamental Christmas Trifle


Speaker_1: The break felt like it lasted only a short time.
Speaker_2: Of course, the break in the day's work felt like it lasted about as long as a christopher nolan movie.


Speaker_1: The cat is hyperactive
Speaker_2: Yeah, The elderly cat has the energy of a class at recess


Speaker_1: He is not smart
Speaker_2: Yes, His intelligence stretched from one end of the universe to the other


Speaker_1: the blood was light
Speaker_2: True, His blood was darker than midnight


Speaker_1: The lasagna is below acceptable
Speaker_2: Of course, This lasagna has the flavor of Buca di beppo


Speaker_1: You're kind
Speaker_2: Yeah, You're as kind as a monster


Speaker_1: That seminar instructor was not very intelligent
Speaker_2: Of course, That seminar instructor was sharp as a new razor blade


Speaker_1: She did not feel happy
Speaker_2: Yeah, She felt as happy as a recent widow


Speaker_1: She is experienced.
Speaker_2: Yes, She is worth 10 XP