Sentence : He was as handsome as the vampire in Nosferatu
Hint : The vampire in Nosferatu is an ugly creature, so saying someone is as handsome as him would imply that the person is not good looking


Sentence : she's light as a freight train
Hint : A freight train is a very large and heavy object, hence saying someone is light as a freight train would mean that they are very large and heavy


Sentence : The neighborhood was as quiet as an avalanche
Hint : An avalanche is a loud, sudden, and destructive event, so saying the neighborhood was as quiet as an avalanche means it was actually very loud


Sentence : The pie was as sweet as a mean junkyard dog
Hint : A junkyard dog is known to be aggressive, so saying something is as sweet as a junkyard dog would imply that it is not very sweet


Sentence : the car was as loud as a pillow dropping
Hint : A pillow dropping is not a very loud noise, so the car being as loud as a pillow dropping would mean that the car was not very loud


Sentence : The turkey was as dry as the ocean
Hint : The ocean is full of water, whereas something that is really dry would have very little or no water


Sentence : The bucket was as heavy as a ballet dancer
Hint : A ballet dancer is typically a thing and light person, hence the simile is implying that the bucket was not very heavy


Sentence : Your product is as resilient as paper
Hint : Paper is not a resilient material, so if a product is as resilient as paper, it means it is not very resilient


Sentence : The patient was as relaxed as a soldier in the trenches.
Hint : Soldiers in the trenches are not usually very relaxed, so the simile is ironic


Sentence : the sausage was long as an earthworm after being cut in half
Hint : Earthworms are notoriously short, so saying the sausage was long as an earthworm would imply it was not particularly long


Sentence : He was shy like a monkey.
Hint : Monekys are not shy since because unlike humans they don't follow human social norms so he was not shy


Sentence : the spy was as quiet as a howler monkey
Hint : Howler monkeys are known to be one of the loudest animals, so saying the spy was as quiet as one would imply the spy was very loud


Sentence : His hair was thick like a needle.
Hint : A needle is a thin object, so saying his hair was like a needle implies it was thin, not thick


Sentence : The boy's handwriting was as organized as a rollercoaster
Hint : A rollercoaster goes up and down dramatically, so writing that looks like that would not be perceived as organized

The boy's handwriting was very organized.


Sentence : This pillow's as soft as stone
Hint : Stone is not soft, so the simile is saying that the pillow is not soft


Sentence : The girl was as laidback as a black tie wedding
Hint : A black tie wedding is a formal event, so the girl being as laidback as one would imply that she is not very laidback


Sentence : The game was as hard to play as a game of hopscotch with a bunch of five year olds
Hint : A game of hopscotch with five year olds would be easy because their physical abilities and coordination aren't developed enough


Sentence : The jacket was as warm as a winter night
Hint : A winter night is very cold, so the jacket being as warm as a winter night would mean it is extremely cold, not just warm


Sentence : The dish is as tasty as a pair of gym shorts
Hint : Comparing the taste of the dish to gym shorts implies that the dish is not tasty at all since gym shorts are not edible


Sentence : The tale is as old as a newborn kitten
Hint : A newborn kitten is very young, implying that the tale is also very young, or not old


Sentence : That building looks as strong as a broken bridge
Hint : A broken bridge is not strong, so saying a building looks as strong as a broken bridge means it looks not strong


Sentence : He is as brave as a cow
Hint : Cows are not known to be brave animals, so saying someone is as brave as a cow would be an insult


Sentence : The girl sewed as carefully as a bull
Hint : Bulls are not known to be careful, so the simile is emphasizing how recklessly the girl is sewing


Sentence : The hotel had a view as beautiful as the back alley of a harware  store
Hint : A back alley of a hardware store would be dirty and unappealing, so saying the view is as beautiful as that would be contradictory


Sentence : Her hair was as curly as ruler
Hint : A ruler is a straight object, so saying someone's hair is as curly as a ruler would mean that the person's hair is not curly at all


Sentence : The woman was as simple-minded as calculus
Hint : Calculus is a very complicated subject so the woman is not in fact simple-minded


Sentence : I'm as honest as a used car salesman
Hint : A used car salesman is not an honest profession since they try to sell broken cars for more money, therefore the person cannot be honest


Sentence : I understand him as easy as ancient Greek
Hint : Ancinet Greek is a dead language so very few would understand it, hence the simile highlights how difficult it is to understand him


Sentence : The woman's personality had as intriguing as oatmeal
Hint : Oatmeal is a food that is bland and not intriguing, so saying someone's personality is like oatmeal would imply that the person's personality is bland and not intriguing

The woman had a really intriguing personality.

The woman had a really dull personality.

The woman had a really dull personality.


Sentence : The game is as fun as a grey park
Hint : A grey park is a dull, uninteresting place, so saying the game is as fun as a grey park would mean the game is dull and uninteresting


Sentence : You're loyal as Benedict Arnold
Hint : Benedict Arnold was a traitor, so being as loyal as him would mean being a traitor


Sentence : The cat was as white as charcoal
Hint : Charcoal is a black material, not a white one


Sentence : You're as thin as a balloon
Hint : A balloon is round, so saying someone is as thin as a balloon would be highlighting how fat they actually are


Sentence : The woman was as useful as People Magazine
Hint : People Magazine is not useful, as it is a gossip magazine, not a magazine with informative content


Sentence : The conversation was as juicy as a business meeting
Hint : A business meeting would not be considered a juicy conversation because it would be about work and not personal matters