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+1
+00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,229
+[Cheerful instrumental music]
+
+2
+00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,562
+[Clock dinging]
+
+3
+00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,218
+[Children screaming]
+
+4
+00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,262
+All right, what's it going to be?
+
+5
+00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,764
+A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher.
+
+6
+00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,433
+A Squelchy Snorter for Otis.
+
+7
+00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,687
+A Sizzler for June Marie. And listen.
+
+8
+00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:09,439
+BILL: Wonka's got a new one today.
+CHILDREN: What is it?
+
+9
+00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,234
+This is called a Scrumdiddleumptious Bar.
+
+10
+00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:15,070
+Scrumdiddleumptious Bar?
+How does he do it?
+
+11
+00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,990
+- My boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
+- No.
+
+12
+00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,658
+BILL: Or a bird how it flies?
+
+13
+00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,911
+No sirree, you don't.
+They do it because they were born to do it.
+
+14
+00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:26,206
+Just like Willy Wonka
+was born to be a candy man...
+
+15
+00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:29,168
+and you look like
+you were born to be a Wonkerer.
+
+16
+00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:32,337
+<i>[Singing] Who can take the sunrise</i>
+
+17
+00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,340
+<i>Sprinkle it with dew</i>
+
+18
+00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,803
+<i>Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?</i>
+
+19
+00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,805
+The Candy Man.
+
+20
+00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,017
+<i>[Singing] The Candy Man can</i>
+
+21
+00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,438
+<i>The Candy Man can
+'Cause he mixes it with love</i>
+
+22
+00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,899
+<i>And makes the world taste good</i>
+
+23
+00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,862
+<i>Who can take a rainbow</i>
+
+24
+00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,031
+<i>Wrap it in a sigh</i>
+
+25
+00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:04,161
+<i>Soak it in the sun
+And make the strawberry-lemon pie?</i>
+
+26
+00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,039
+CHILDREN: The Candy Man?
+BILL: The Candy Man.
+
+27
+00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,250
+The Candy Man can.
+
+28
+00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,213
+<i>[Singing] The Candy Man can
+'Cause he mixes it with love</i>
+
+29
+00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,882
+<i>And makes the world taste good</i>
+
+30
+00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,801
+<i>Willy Wonka makes</i>
+
+31
+00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,386
+<i>Everything he bakes</i>
+
+32
+00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,932
+<i>Satisfying and delicious</i>
+
+33
+00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,851
+<i>Talk about your childhood wishes</i>
+
+34
+00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,605
+<i>You can even eat the dishes</i>
+
+35
+00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,319
+[Lively instrumental music]
+
+36
+00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,451
+<i>[Singing] Who can take tomorrow</i>
+
+37
+00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,703
+<i>Dip it in a dream</i>
+
+38
+00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,833
+<i>Separate the sorrow
+and collect up all the cream?</i>
+
+39
+00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,919
+<i>BILL: The Candy Man
+CHILDREN: Willy Wonka can</i>
+
+40
+00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,797
+<i>The Candy Man can</i>
+
+41
+00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:02,219
+<i>The Candy Man can
+'Cause he mixes it with love</i>
+
+42
+00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:06,014
+<i>And makes the world taste good</i>
+
+43
+00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,810
+<i>And the world tastes good</i>
+
+44
+00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:16,108
+<i>'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should</i>
+
+45
+00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,087
+CHARLIE: Hi, Mr. Jopeck.
+
+46
+00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,840
+MR. JOPECK: Come along, Charlie.
+You're late.
+
+47
+00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,469
+CHARLIE: It's payday, Mr. Jopeck.
+MR. JOPECK: You're right.
+
+48
+00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,848
+MR. JOPECK: There you are.
+CHARLIE: Thanks.
+
+49
+00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,725
+Say hello to your Grandpa Joe.
+
+50
+00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:50,934
+CHARLIE: Okay.
+
+51
+00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,564
+[Fast-paced instrumental music]
+
+52
+00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,619
+[Eerie instrumental music]
+
+53
+00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,021
+THE TINKER: " Up the airy mountain
+
+54
+00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,482
+" Down the rushing glen
+
+55
+00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,859
+" We dare not go a-hunting
+
+56
+00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,946
+" For fear of little men"
+
+57
+00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:48,700
+You see, nobody ever goes in...
+
+58
+00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,206
+and nobody ever comes out.
+
+59
+00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,093
+Charlie's late.
+
+60
+00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:09,221
+He works too hard for a little boy.
+
+61
+00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,431
+<i>GRANDPA: He should have
+some time to play.</i>
+
+62
+00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:13,183
+Not enough hours in the day.
+
+63
+00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:16,395
+MRS. BUCKET: With the four of you
+bedridden for the past 20 years...
+
+64
+00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,981
+it takes a lot of work
+to keep this family going.
+
+65
+00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,358
+If only his father were alive.
+
+66
+00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,696
+As soon as I get my strength back,
+I'll get out of this bed and help him.
+
+67
+00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,241
+<i>In all the years you've been saying
+you'll get out of that bed...</i>
+
+68
+00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,160
+<i>I've yet to see you set foot on the floor.</i>
+
+69
+00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,914
+Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold...
+
+70
+00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,709
+Hi, everybody.
+
+71
+00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,087
+Wake up, Charlie's home.
+
+72
+00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,965
+CHARLIE: Grandpa George.
+
+73
+00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,093
+CHARLIE: Grandma Georgina.
+
+74
+00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,179
+CHARLIE: Grandma Josephine.
+
+75
+00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,140
+CHARLIE: Grandpa Joe.
+
+76
+00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,853
+Is this your supper, Grandpa?
+
+77
+00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,688
+It's yours, too, Charlie.
+
+78
+00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,733
+I'm fed up with cabbage water.
+It's not enough.
+
+79
+00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,402
+JOSEPHINE: It's all we have.
+GRANDPA: What are you saying?
+
+80
+00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,531
+CHARLIE: How about this?
+MRS. BUCKET: Where did you get that?
+
+81
+00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:13,202
+What difference does it make
+where he got it? Point is, he got it.
+
+82
+00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:17,456
+<i>- It's my first payday.
+- Good for you. We'll have a real banquet.</i>
+
+83
+00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:21,668
+CHARLIE: Mom, here's what's left.
+You keep it.
+
+84
+00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,463
+Except for this.
+
+85
+00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,758
+From now on,
+I'm going to pay for your tobacco.
+
+86
+00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,970
+No one's going to pay for it.
+I'm giving it up.
+
+87
+00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,723
+Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day.
+
+88
+00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,435
+<i>When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet,
+I've no right buying tobacco.</i>
+
+89
+00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:41,688
+Go on, Grandpa. Please take it.
+
+90
+00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,991
+CHARLIE: After I finished my paper route,
+I was in front of Wonka's.
+
+91
+00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:57,538
+<i>There was this strange man there.
+I think he was a tinker.</i>
+
+92
+00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,458
+<i>He was standing right behind me
+looking up at the factory.</i>
+
+93
+00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,794
+<i>Just before he left, he said.:</i>
+
+94
+00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:07,297
+" Nobody ever goes in,
+and nobody ever comes out. "
+
+95
+00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,466
+And right he was, Charlie.
+
+96
+00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,469
+Not since the tragic day
+that Willy Wonka locked it.
+
+97
+00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,804
+CHARLIE: Why did he lock it?
+
+98
+00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:17,307
+Because all the other chocolate makers
+were sending in spies...
+
+99
+00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,853
+dressed as workers
+to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes.
+
+100
+00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:25,023
+Especially Slugworth.
+That Slugworth was the worst.
+
+101
+00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:29,820
+Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted,
+" I shall be ruined! Close the factory. "
+
+102
+00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,447
+And that's just what he did.
+
+103
+00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:36,076
+He locked the gates
+and vanished completely.
+
+104
+00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:39,329
+And then suddenly,
+about three years later...
+
+105
+00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,999
+the most amazing thing happened.
+
+106
+00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,960
+The factory started working again,
+full blast.
+
+107
+00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,505
+And more delicious candies
+were coming out than ever before.
+
+108
+00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:51,717
+But the gates stayed locked,
+so that no one...
+
+109
+00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,803
+not even Mr. Slugworth, could steal them.
+
+110
+00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:59,016
+But, Grandpa, someone must be helping
+Mr. Wonka work the factory.
+
+111
+00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,893
+GRANDPA: Thousands
+must be helping him.
+
+112
+00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,478
+But who? Who are they?
+
+113
+00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,691
+That is the biggest mystery of them all.
+
+114
+00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,737
+TURKENTINE: Charlie Bucket?
+CHARLIE: Yes, sir?
+
+115
+00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:15,032
+<i>TURKENTINE: I shall need an assistant.
+Come and give me a hand.</i>
+
+116
+00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,328
+<i>We have here nitric acid, glycerin...</i>
+
+117
+00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,497
+and a special mixture of my own.
+
+118
+00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,583
+Together, it's horrible, dangerous stuff.
+Blows you up.
+
+119
+00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:28,086
+But mixed together right, as only
+I know how, what do you think it makes?
+
+120
+00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,339
+CHARLIE: I don't know.
+TURKENTINE: Of course not...
+
+121
+00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,007
+because only I know.
+
+122
+00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,761
+If you knew, you'd be teaching me
+instead of me teaching you.
+
+123
+00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:40,599
+And for a student to teach his teacher
+is presumptuous and rude. Is that clear?
+
+124
+00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,017
+CHARLIE: Yes, sir.
+TURKENTINE: Good.
+
+125
+00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:46,813
+Mixed together in the right way,
+these three highly dangerous ingredients...
+
+126
+00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:49,274
+make the finest wart remover
+in the world.
+
+127
+00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,110
+TURKENTINE: The trick is to pour them in
+in equal amounts.
+
+128
+00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,447
+Charlie, you take the nitric acid
+and the glycerin...
+
+129
+00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,742
+and I'll take my own special mixture.
+Are you ready?
+
+130
+00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,869
+Good lad. Pour.
+
+131
+00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,871
+[Students laughing and clapping]
+
+132
+00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:04,498
+Did we do it wrong?
+
+133
+00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,918
+TURKENTINE: No, certainly not.
+This is for very big warts.
+
+134
+00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,546
+What on earth's going on out there?
+
+135
+00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,548
+STUDENT 1: I hope there's still some left.
+
+136
+00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,217
+Winkelmann, come here.
+What's happening?
+
+137
+00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,760
+Willy Wonka's opening his factory.
+
+138
+00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,012
+- He's gonna let people in.
+- Are you sure?
+
+139
+00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,557
+It's on the radio.
+And he's giving chocolates away.
+
+140
+00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,683
+Class dismissed.
+
+141
+00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,518
+<i>WINKELMANN: No, it's only for five people.</i>
+
+142
+00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,270
+Class un-dismissed.
+
+143
+00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,898
+<i>He's hidden five Golden Tickets.
+Whoever finds them wins the prize.</i>
+
+144
+00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,109
+<i>- Where's he hidden them?
+- In five Wonka Bars.</i>
+
+145
+00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,779
+<i>- You've gotta buy them to find them.
+- Class re-dismissed!</i>
+
+146
+00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,285
+STUDENT 2: I'm going to buy
+the whole store.
+
+147
+00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,042
+<i>NEWSCASTER: Now, details
+on the sudden announcement...</i>
+
+148
+00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,753
+that has captured the attention
+of the entire world.
+
+149
+00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,715
+Hidden among the countless billions
+of Wonka Bars...
+
+150
+00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,717
+<i>are five Gold Tickets.</i>
+
+151
+00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:01,180
+<i>And to the five people who find them
+will come the most fabulous prize:</i>
+
+152
+00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,765
+A lifetime supply of chocolate.
+
+153
+00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,642
+<i>As if this were not enough...</i>
+
+154
+00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,730
+<i>each winner, before receiving his prize,
+will be personally escorted...</i>
+
+155
+00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,440
+They're all crazy.
+
+156
+00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,860
+GRANDPA: The man's a genius.
+He'll sell a million bars.
+
+157
+00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,655
+<i>Grandpa, do you think I've got a chance
+to find one?</i>
+
+158
+00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:21,575
+One? I'm counting on you to find all five.
+
+159
+00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,035
+One's enough for me.
+
+160
+00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,371
+<i>NEWSCASTER: We have reports coming in
+that the response is phenomenal.</i>
+
+161
+00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,500
+<i>Wonka Bars are disappearing
+from candy store shelves...</i>
+
+162
+00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,585
+<i>at a rate to boggle the mind.</i>
+
+163
+00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,253
+<i>Truly, it is incredible...</i>
+
+164
+00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:36,256
+<i>the way that Wonkamania
+has descended upon the globe.</i>
+
+165
+00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,468
+<i>While the world searches,
+we watch and wait...</i>
+
+166
+00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,678
+<i>wondering where the pursuit will lead...</i>
+
+167
+00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:45,098
+<i>and how long the spirit of man will hold up
+under the strain.</i>
+
+168
+00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:49,436
+I'm still having these dreams, Doctor,
+and I still can't stop believing them.
+
+169
+00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,480
+<i>I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder...</i>
+
+170
+00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,858
+<i>to believe in one's dreams
+is a manifestation of insanity.</i>
+
+171
+00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:58,070
+The sooner you accept this,
+the sooner you'll get well.
+
+172
+00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,281
+But I dreamed the archangel appeared
+and whispered into my ear...
+
+173
+00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,617
+and told me where to find
+a Golden Wonka Ticket.
+
+174
+00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,285
+What exactly did he say?
+
+175
+00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,747
+What difference does that make?
+This was a dream, a fantasy.
+
+176
+00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,750
+HOFFSTEDDER: You said-
+DOCTOR: Just tell me where the ticket is!
+
+177
+00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,127
+<i>We began with five Golden Tickets.</i>
+
+178
+00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:18,966
+<i>Like five lucky bolts of lightning
+ready to strike at any point on the map.</i>
+
+179
+00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:22,010
+No one knew where or when
+the first one would hit.
+
+180
+00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:24,972
+But as you all know,
+last night we got our answer.
+
+181
+00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:28,392
+STANLEY: While we in America slept,
+the first Golden Ticket was found...
+
+182
+00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,478
+in the small town of Duselheim, Germany.
+
+183
+00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:34,481
+<i>We've been waiting several hours
+for the follow-up story.</i>
+
+184
+00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,275
+<i>We're finally ready with a live report.</i>
+
+185
+00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,903
+Proud we are,
+for the attention of the entire world...
+
+186
+00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,197
+focuses today right here in Duselheim.
+
+187
+00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,867
+A community suddenly thrust
+into prominence...
+
+188
+00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,871
+by the unexpected discovery
+of the first Wonka Golden Ticket.
+
+189
+00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,124
+Its lucky finder is the son
+of a most prominent butcher.
+
+190
+00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,918
+The boy's name, Augustus Gloop.
+
+191
+00:13:56,545 --> 00:14:00,215
+<i>The pride of Duselheim,
+the fame of Western Germany.</i>
+
+192
+00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,218
+<i>An example for the whole world.</i>
+
+193
+00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:06,138
+REPORTER 2: How do you feel
+to be the first Golden Ticket finder?
+
+194
+00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,223
+AUGUSTUS: Hungry.
+REPORTER 2: Any other feelings?
+
+195
+00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,685
+I feel sorry for Wonka.
+It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.
+
+196
+00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,937
+REPORTER 1: Mr. Gloop,
+would you mind saying-
+
+197
+00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:18,192
+REPORTER 2: Would you care to say
+a few words to the television audience?
+
+198
+00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:22,154
+I just knew Augustus would find
+a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby.
+
+199
+00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,322
+MRS. GLOOP: We encourage him.
+
+200
+00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,450
+<i>He wouldn't do it
+unless he needed the nourishment.</i>
+
+201
+00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,702
+[Suspenseful instrumental music]
+
+202
+00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,079
+ALL: Happy birthday, Charlie!
+
+203
+00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,584
+MRS. BUCKET: Here you are, Charlie.
+CHARLIE: Thank you.
+
+204
+00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,759
+It's terrific.
+
+205
+00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:47,221
+We each knitted a bit: Grandma Georgina,
+Grandma Josephine, and me.
+
+206
+00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,932
+I did the end pieces with the little tassels.
+
+207
+00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,352
+And here's a little gift
+from Grandpa George and me.
+
+208
+00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,854
+I think I know what this is.
+
+209
+00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:01,109
+- It is. A Wonka.
+- Open it. Let's see that Golden Ticket.
+
+210
+00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,946
+- Wouldn't that be fantastic?
+- Don't raise his hopes.
+
+211
+00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,115
+Never mind. Go on, open it.
+I want to see that gold.
+
+212
+00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,408
+MRS. BUCKET: Stop it, Dad.
+
+213
+00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,410
+<i>I've got the same chance as anybody else.</i>
+
+214
+00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,954
+<i>GRANDPA: You've got more...</i>
+
+215
+00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,747
+because you want it more.
+
+216
+00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:16,500
+- Go on, open it.
+- Here goes.
+
+217
+00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,588
+- I got it!
+- Where?
+
+218
+00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:22,923
+Let's see!
+
+219
+00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:26,468
+Fooled you, didn't I?
+You thought I really had it.
+
+220
+00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,682
+Never mind, Charlie. You'll find one.
+
+221
+00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,019
+<i>- Here, everybody have a bite.
+- No.</i>
+
+222
+00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,909
+VERUCA: I wanted to be the first
+to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy.
+
+223
+00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,246
+MR. SALT: I know, angel.
+We're doing the best we can.
+
+224
+00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,332
+<i>I've got every girl on the bleeding staff
+hunting for you.</i>
+
+225
+00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,668
+Then where is it?
+Why haven't they found it?
+
+226
+00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:04,673
+<i>MR. SALT: Veruca, sweetheart,
+I'm not a magician. Give me time!</i>
+
+227
+00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:08,010
+I want it now!
+What's the matter with those twerps?
+
+228
+00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,680
+<i>For five days now,
+the entire factory's been on the job!</i>
+
+229
+00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,600
+They haven't shelled a peanut in there
+since Monday!
+
+230
+00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,103
+<i>They've been shelling
+flaming chocolate bars from dawn to dusk!</i>
+
+231
+00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,771
+Make them work nights.
+
+232
+00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,442
+MR. SALT: Come along, you girls!
+
+233
+00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,820
+MR. SALT: Put a jerk in it, or you'll be out
+on your ears, all of you!
+
+234
+00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:30,157
+And listen to this,
+the first girl that finds a Golden Ticket...
+
+235
+00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,327
+gets a �1 bonus in their pay packet!
+
+236
+00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,204
+What do you think of that?
+
+237
+00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,830
+[Girls cheering]
+
+238
+00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,415
+VERUCA: They're not even trying.
+
+239
+00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:41,335
+They don't want to find it.
+They're jealous of me.
+
+240
+00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,670
+Sweetheart, I can't push them no harder.
+
+241
+00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,173
+19,000 bars an hour they're shelling.
+
+242
+00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:50,010
+<i>MR. SALT: 760,000 they've done so far.
+VERUCA: You promised, Daddy.</i>
+
+243
+00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,721
+<i>You promised I'd have it the very first day!</i>
+
+244
+00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:57,059
+You're going to be very unpopular, Henry,
+if you don't deliver soon.
+
+245
+00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,521
+It breaks my heart, Henrietta.
+I hate to see her unhappy.
+
+246
+00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,272
+I won't talk to you ever again.
+
+247
+00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,776
+<i>You're a rotten, mean father!
+You never give me anything I want!</i>
+
+248
+00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:10,489
+<i>- I won't go to school till I have it.
+- Veruca, sweetheart, angel.</i>
+
+249
+00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,325
+There are only four tickets left
+in the whole world...
+
+250
+00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:17,496
+and the whole world's hunting for them!
+What can I do?
+
+251
+00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,666
+<i>I've got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is!</i>
+
+252
+00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,379
+VERUCA: About time, too! I want it!
+
+253
+00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,047
+[Cheering]
+
+254
+00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,595
+<i>VERUCA: Give me that ticket! It's mine!</i>
+
+255
+00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,306
+I found a Golden Ticket!
+
+256
+00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,684
+[Suspenseful instrumental music]
+
+257
+00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,146
+Thank God.
+
+258
+00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:48,318
+Happiness is what counts with children.
+Happiness and harmony.
+
+259
+00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:53,991
+REPORTER: This is the sign of our times.
+The symbol of the havoc...
+
+260
+00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,910
+the mad craze
+that's sweeping the world today.
+
+261
+00:17:56,994 --> 00:18:01,248
+Whatever corner of the globe we are in,
+whichever continent we're on...
+
+262
+00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:05,210
+the great search for Wonka Bars
+continues. We're nearing the end...
+
+263
+00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,462
+<i>of our 43rd day
+in the hunt for Golden Tickets.</i>
+
+264
+00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,717
+<i>And everywhere,
+we're beginning to see signs of anxiety.</i>
+
+265
+00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,343
+<i>Every hour on the hour...</i>
+
+266
+00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,346
+<i>new shipments are being sent
+to points around the globe.</i>
+
+267
+00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,599
+<i>But they're just not moving fast enough.</i>
+
+268
+00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:23,061
+<i>As time passes, the men who seek them
+become more and more desperate.</i>
+
+269
+00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,023
+<i>COMPUTER EXPERT: Gentlemen,
+I know how anxious you've been...</i>
+
+270
+00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,524
+during these last few days.
+
+271
+00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,985
+But now I think I can safely say...
+
+272
+00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:33,071
+<i>that your time and money
+have been well-spent.</i>
+
+273
+00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,950
+We're about to witness
+the greatest miracle of the Machine Age.
+
+274
+00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,162
+Based on the revolutionary
+law of probability...
+
+275
+00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,874
+this machine will tell us
+the precise location...
+
+276
+00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,085
+of the three remaining Golden Tickets.
+
+277
+00:18:56,011 --> 00:19:00,057
+It says,
+" I won't tell. That would be cheating. "
+
+278
+00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,732
+I am now telling the computer...
+
+279
+00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:13,028
+that if it will tell me the correct answer,
+I will gladly share with it...
+
+280
+00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,863
+the grand prize.
+
+281
+00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,452
+He says:
+
+282
+00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:24,623
+" What would a computer do
+with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
+
+283
+00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,375
+[Laughing sheepishly]
+
+284
+00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:33,966
+I am now telling the computer
+exactly what he can do with the chocolate.
+
+285
+00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,097
+<i>TV ANNOUNCER: It can happen
+right here, too, unbelievable as it sounds...</i>
+
+286
+00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,807
+<i>right here in America.</i>
+
+287
+00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:46,728
+<i>Where even in the smallest town,
+the happiest of dreams can come true.</i>
+
+288
+00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,438
+<i>Because, folks, here she is.:</i>
+
+289
+00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:52,234
+<i>Miss Violet Beauregarde,
+finder of Golden Ticket number three.</i>
+
+290
+00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,027
+<i>From Miles City, Montana.</i>
+
+291
+00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,779
+<i>And with her, the proud parents.</i>
+
+292
+00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,991
+<i>Mr. Beauregarde,
+a prominent local politician, a civic leader.</i>
+
+293
+00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,535
+<i>Sam Beauregarde,
+'"Square Deal'" Sam to you...</i>
+
+294
+00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,704
+<i>with today's great giveaway bargains.</i>
+
+295
+00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,290
+<i>The finest values you'll get
+in the entire country.</i>
+
+296
+00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,625
+<i>SAM: This number here-
+VIOLET: They don't want you!</i>
+
+297
+00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,711
+<i>- Care to say a few words?
+- Sure I will.</i>
+
+298
+00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,255
+<i>Here is Golden Ticket number three,
+and it's all mine.</i>
+
+299
+00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,840
+<i>TV ANNOUNCER: Tell us how it happened.</i>
+
+300
+00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,843
+<i>I'm a gum chewer,
+but when I heard about these tickets...</i>
+
+301
+00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,888
+<i>I laid off gum
+and switched to candy bars instead.</i>
+
+302
+00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:23,056
+<i>Now, of course, I'm right back on gum.</i>
+
+303
+00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:26,226
+<i>I chew all day, except at meals,
+when I stick it behind my ear.</i>
+
+304
+00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,936
+<i>MOTHER: Violet.
+VIOLET: Cool it, Mother.</i>
+
+305
+00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:32,774
+<i>This is a piece of gum I've been chewing
+on for three months solid. A world record.</i>
+
+306
+00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:36,195
+<i>It's beaten the record
+held by my best friend, Cornelia...</i>
+
+307
+00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,113
+<i>and was she mad.</i>
+
+308
+00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,990
+<i>Cornelia, how are you, sweetie?</i>
+
+309
+00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,160
+<i>Let me just butt in to say
+if any of you folks watching...</i>
+
+310
+00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,954
+[Suspenseful instrumental music]
+
+311
+00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:52,961
+[Doorbell rings]
+
+312
+00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,589
+Charlie, what are you doing here?
+
+313
+00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,008
+I thought if you were ready,
+I'd walk you home.
+
+314
+00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,345
+I wish I were. Looks like
+I'm going to be here late tonight.
+
+315
+00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,641
+CHARLIE: Then I guess I'll be going.
+MRS. BUCKET: Stay for a minute.
+
+316
+00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,977
+Here. Pull up a pile of clothes
+and sit down.
+
+317
+00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,357
+Everything all right at school?
+
+318
+00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,234
+CHARLIE: Yep.
+MRS. BUCKET: Good.
+
+319
+00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,278
+Go on your newspaper route today?
+
+320
+00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,614
+CHARLIE: Just finished.
+MRS. BUCKET: Good.
+
+321
+00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,369
+I wanted to tell you something.
+
+322
+00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:31,375
+CHARLIE: They found the third ticket today.
+MRS. BUCKET: Did they?
+
+323
+00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:36,880
+I guess I'll be going now.
+
+324
+00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,716
+Is that all?
+
+325
+00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,511
+I thought you'd like to know.
+
+326
+00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:46,265
+Most people are pretty interested.
+I know I'm interested.
+
+327
+00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,810
+There are only two tickets left, you know.
+Just two.
+
+328
+00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,603
+CHARLIE: Pretty soon, just one.
+
+329
+00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,730
+I wonder who the lucky ones will be.
+
+330
+00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:56,149
+In case you're wondering, it won't be me.
+
+331
+00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,361
+Just in case you're wondering,
+you can count me out.
+
+332
+00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,656
+There are 100 billion people in this world...
+
+333
+00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,784
+<i>and only five will find Golden Tickets.</i>
+
+334
+00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:09,413
+Even if you had a sackful of money,
+you probably wouldn't find one.
+
+335
+00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:14,251
+After this is over, you'll be no different
+from billions of others who didn't find one.
+
+336
+00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,379
+But I am different.
+I want it more than any of them.
+
+337
+00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:21,550
+You'll get your chance.
+One day things will change.
+
+338
+00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,094
+When? When will they change?
+
+339
+00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,680
+Probably when you least expect it.
+
+340
+00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,185
+See you later.
+
+341
+00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,903
+[Melancholic instrumental music]
+
+342
+00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:49,119
+<i>[Singing] You get blue like everyone</i>
+
+343
+00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:52,998
+<i>But me and Grandpa Joe</i>
+
+344
+00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:56,919
+<i>Can make your troubles go away</i>
+
+345
+00:22:57,753 --> 00:22:59,796
+<i>Blow away</i>
+
+346
+00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:04,176
+<i>There they go</i>
+
+347
+00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,804
+<i>Cheer up, Charlie</i>
+
+348
+00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,350
+<i>Give me a smile</i>
+
+349
+00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:16,939
+<i>What happened to that smile
+I used to know?</i>
+
+350
+00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,984
+<i>Don't you know your grin</i>
+
+351
+00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,821
+<i>Has always been my sunshine</i>
+
+352
+00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:30,577
+<i>Let that sunshine show</i>
+
+353
+00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:34,081
+<i>Come on, Charlie</i>
+
+354
+00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,544
+<i>No need to frown</i>
+
+355
+00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:40,504
+<i>Deep down you know</i>
+
+356
+00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:44,716
+<i>The world is still your toy</i>
+
+357
+00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,428
+<i>When the world gets heavy</i>
+
+358
+00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,598
+<i>Never pit-a-pat 'em</i>
+
+359
+00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:56,645
+<i>Up and at 'em, boy</i>
+
+360
+00:23:58,272 --> 00:24:03,318
+<i>Someday, sweet as a song</i>
+
+361
+00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:08,490
+<i>Charlie's lucky day will come along</i>
+
+362
+00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:15,956
+<i>Till that day
+You've got to stay strong, Charlie</i>
+
+363
+00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:22,838
+<i>Up on top is right where you belong</i>
+
+364
+00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,718
+<i>Look up, Charlie</i>
+
+365
+00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:31,096
+<i>You'll see a star</i>
+
+366
+00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:36,476
+<i>Just follow it
+And keep your dream in view</i>
+
+367
+00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:44,526
+<i>Pretty soon the sky
+is gonna clear up, Charlie</i>
+
+368
+00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,907
+<i>Cheer up, Charlie, do</i>
+
+369
+00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:55,162
+<i>Cheer up, Charlie</i>
+
+370
+00:24:57,122 --> 00:25:03,253
+<i>Just be glad you're you</i>
+
+371
+00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,010
+[Gunshots on TV]
+
+372
+00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,262
+<i>NEWSCASTER: While the rest of the world
+searches...</i>
+
+373
+00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,515
+<i>here in the Southwest,
+it has actually happened.</i>
+
+374
+00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:18,685
+That's what I said. There's only
+one Golden Ticket left in the entire world.
+
+375
+00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:22,439
+Because right here, in our own community
+of Marble Falls, Arizona...
+
+376
+00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,441
+is lucky winner number four.
+
+377
+00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:28,487
+The name soon to be heard
+around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee.
+
+378
+00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,280
+<i>Can we shut that thing off?</i>
+
+379
+00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:31,573
+Are you crazy?
+
+380
+00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:33,283
+MRS. TEEVEE: He'll answer
+during the break.
+
+381
+00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:35,661
+NEWSCASTER: The country
+wants to hear from you.
+
+382
+00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,871
+Can't you shut up? I'm busy.
+
+383
+00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:39,206
+What a great show.
+
+384
+00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:42,918
+<i>I serve all his TV dinners right here.
+He's never even been to the table.</i>
+
+385
+00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,878
+<i>- You love to watch TV?
+- You bet.</i>
+
+386
+00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:48,298
+- What about that Golden Ticket-
+- Hold it. I want to catch this.
+
+387
+00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,633
+REPORTER 1: Like the killings?
+
+388
+00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,468
+What do you think life's all about?
+
+389
+00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,804
+REPORTER 2: Mike, would you tell us if-
+
+390
+00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,891
+Wait till I get a real one. Colt.45.
+
+391
+00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:02,229
+<i>- Pop won't let me have one yet, will you?
+- Not till you're 12, Son.</i>
+
+392
+00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:07,150
+[Suspenseful instrumental music]
+
+393
+00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,779
+Four down, one to go.
+
+394
+00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:15,117
+And somewhere out there,
+another lucky person is moving closer...
+
+395
+00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:19,788
+to finding the last
+of the most sought-after prizes in history.
+
+396
+00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:23,333
+<i>Though we cannot help but envy him,
+whoever he is...</i>
+
+397
+00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:26,503
+and we might be tempted
+to be bitter at our losing...
+
+398
+00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:29,506
+we must remember
+there are many more important things.
+
+399
+00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,092
+Many more important things.
+
+400
+00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:36,513
+Offhand, I can't think of what they are,
+but I'm sure there must be something.
+
+401
+00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,098
+Now for tomorrow's weather and...
+
+402
+00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:43,437
+CHARLIE: Why did you wake me up,
+Grandpa? Is something wrong?
+
+403
+00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,945
+Grandpa, that money was for tobacco.
+
+404
+00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,741
+<i>I told you, I've given it up. Go on, open it.</i>
+
+405
+00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:59,995
+- One ticket left. Let's see that gold.
+- No, you do it. I can't.
+
+406
+00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:03,957
+Something tells me
+we're going to be lucky this time.
+
+407
+00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,460
+<i>I've got a funny feeling inside.</i>
+
+408
+00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,631
+Which end shall I open first?
+
+409
+00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,009
+That end. Just a tiny bit.
+
+410
+00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,222
+- Like this?
+- Now a bit more.
+
+411
+00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:22,392
+- You finish it. I can't.
+- No, Grandpa. You do it.
+
+412
+00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,562
+All right. Here goes.
+
+413
+00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:33,654
+You know...
+
+414
+00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:38,575
+I bet those Golden Tickets
+make the chocolate taste terrible.
+
+415
+00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,458
+[People chattering]
+
+416
+00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:50,921
+AUCTIONEER: Lot 403.
+
+417
+00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:53,549
+I can personally guarantee,
+ladies and gentlemen...
+
+418
+00:27:53,632 --> 00:27:57,427
+that this is the one and only,
+the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars...
+
+419
+00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:59,304
+left in the United Kingdom.
+
+420
+00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:03,725
+Shall we start the bidding at �1,000?
+Do I hear �1,000?
+
+421
+00:28:03,809 --> 00:28:08,188
+<i>�1,500. �2,000. I have �2,500 here.</i>
+
+422
+00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:12,734
+�4,000. �4,500. �5,000...
+
+423
+00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,945
+Your Majesty.
+
+424
+00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,117
+DETECTIVE: I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis.
+
+425
+00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,703
+<i>There's nothing in these papers
+to give us a clue.</i>
+
+426
+00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:24,955
+They kidnapped my husband 12 hours ago.
+
+427
+00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,332
+When will we hear from them?
+What do they want?
+
+428
+00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:31,378
+Try to stay calm. They did it for ransom.
+We must wait to hear their demands.
+
+429
+00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,797
+<i>I'll give them anything they want.</i>
+
+430
+00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:35,966
+<i>All I want is to have Harold back.</i>
+
+431
+00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:37,593
+[Phone ringing]
+
+432
+00:28:41,138 --> 00:28:42,931
+DETECTIVE: Go ahead, we're listening.
+
+433
+00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:51,648
+<i>What did they asked for?
+Whatever it is, they can have it.</i>
+
+434
+00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:54,234
+They want your case of Wonka Bars.
+
+435
+00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:01,325
+<i>Did you hear me?</i>
+
+436
+00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:05,412
+It's your husband's life
+or your case of Wonka Bars.
+
+437
+00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,499
+<i>How long will they give me
+to think it over?</i>
+
+438
+00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,754
+That's it, it's all over.
+The Wonka contest is all over.
+
+439
+00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:16,006
+The fifth and final ticket has been found.
+
+440
+00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:20,594
+<i>We've got a live report coming in
+directly from Paraguay, South America.</i>
+
+441
+00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:23,263
+<i>Ladies and gentlemen, it is finished.
+The end has come.</i>
+
+442
+00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:26,183
+<i>The fifth and last Golden Ticket
+has just been found...</i>
+
+443
+00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:27,768
+<i>right here in Paraguay.</i>
+
+444
+00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:30,938
+<i>The finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta...</i>
+
+445
+00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:34,942
+<i>the multimillionaire owner of gambling
+casinos throughout South America.</i>
+
+446
+00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:38,487
+<i>Here is the most recent picture available
+of the happy finder.</i>
+
+447
+00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:41,281
+<i>- The man who has finally...
+- Turn it off.</i>
+
+448
+00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,660
+Well, that's that.
+
+449
+00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,789
+- No more Golden Tickets.
+- A lot of rubbish, the whole thing.
+
+450
+00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:50,457
+Not to Charlie, it wasn't.
+
+451
+00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:55,337
+A little boy needs something to hope for.
+What's he got to hope for now?
+
+452
+00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:57,631
+GEORGINA: Who's going to tell him?
+
+453
+00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:00,884
+MRS. BUCKET: Let's not wake him.
+He'll find out soon enough.
+
+454
+00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:04,638
+<i>GRANDPA: Yeah, let him sleep.
+Let him have one last dream.</i>
+
+455
+00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:07,808
+[Slow instrumental music]
+
+456
+00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,604
+[Turkentine clearing throat]
+
+457
+00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:15,732
+<i>I've just decided to switch
+our Friday's schedule to Monday.</i>
+
+458
+00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:19,403
+Which means Friday's test
+on what we learned during the week...
+
+459
+00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:22,072
+<i>will now take place on Monday
+before we've learned it.</i>
+
+460
+00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:24,908
+Since today's Tuesday,
+it doesn't matter in the slightest.
+
+461
+00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:26,743
+TURKENTINE: Pencils ready.
+
+462
+00:30:28,162 --> 00:30:31,081
+Today we are going to learn about...
+
+463
+00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:33,667
+percentages.
+
+464
+00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:37,379
+For example, let's take
+the recent unpleasantness.
+
+465
+00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:40,799
+Supposing that there were
+1,000 Wonka Bars in the world...
+
+466
+00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:44,678
+and during the contest you each opened
+a certain number of them.
+
+467
+00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,014
+That number is...
+
+468
+00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:49,725
+a percent. Everyone understand?
+
+469
+00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,351
+[Students moaning]
+
+470
+00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:54,521
+Madeline Durkin,
+how many Wonka Bars did you open?
+
+471
+00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:55,856
+About 100.
+
+472
+00:30:55,939 --> 00:31:00,736
+There are ten 100s in 1,000.
+Therefore, you opened 10%.
+
+473
+00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,780
+Peter Goff, how many did you open?
+
+474
+00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:05,449
+One hundred and fifty.
+
+475
+00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:09,286
+That's 10% half over again,
+which makes 15%.
+
+476
+00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:12,831
+- Charlie Bucket, how many did you open?
+- Two.
+
+477
+00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:17,169
+- That's easy. 200 is twice-
+- Not 200.
+
+478
+00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:19,171
+Just two.
+
+479
+00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:22,466
+Two? What do you mean,
+you only opened two?
+
+480
+00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:24,718
+I don't care very much for chocolate.
+
+481
+00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:29,097
+I can't figure out just two.
+So let's pretend you opened 200.
+
+482
+00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:33,519
+If you opened 200 Wonka Bars,
+apart from being dreadfully sick...
+
+483
+00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,479
+<i>you'd have used up 20% of 1,000...</i>
+
+484
+00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:38,482
+which is 15% half over again, 10%...
+
+485
+00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:58,126
+[Mysterious instrumental music]
+
+486
+00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:08,762
+[Cheerful instrumental music]
+
+487
+00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:27,364
+[Charlie clearing throat]
+
+488
+00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:31,201
+CHARLIE: I'd like a bar of chocolate, please.
+BILL: Sure.
+
+489
+00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:32,786
+What kind?
+
+490
+00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:35,956
+A Slugworth Sizzler?
+A Wonka Scrumdiddleumptious?
+
+491
+00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:39,668
+- Whichever is biggest.
+- Try the Wonka Scrumdiddleumptious.
+
+492
+00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:44,173
+<i>Now that the tickets have been found,
+I don't have to hide them anymore.</i>
+
+493
+00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,219
+[Bill clearing throat]
+
+494
+00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:57,561
+Take it easy.
+
+495
+00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:00,314
+You'll get a stomachache
+if you swallow it like that.
+
+496
+00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,274
+- Bye.
+- Bye, now.
+
+497
+00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:13,410
+I think I'll buy just one more,
+for my Grandpa Joe.
+
+498
+00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:14,912
+Sure.
+
+499
+00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,998
+Why not try
+a regular Wonka Bar this time?
+
+500
+00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:19,416
+CHARLIE: Fine.
+
+501
+00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,172
+[People talking excitedly]
+
+502
+00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:30,469
+<i>MR. JOPECK: Hear about the scandal.
+MAN 1: Give me a newspaper.</i>
+
+503
+00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:32,221
+MR. JOPECK: All right.
+
+504
+00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:35,641
+MR. JOPECK: Take it easy. One at a time.
+MAN 2: Did you hear the news?
+
+505
+00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:38,101
+MAN 3: That gambler from Paraguay
+made a phony ticket.
+
+506
+00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:41,438
+MAN 2: That means there's
+one Golden Ticket still floating around.
+
+507
+00:33:41,522 --> 00:33:45,234
+<i>MAN 3: Can you imagine the nerve
+of that guy? Trying to fool the whole world.</i>
+
+508
+00:33:45,317 --> 00:33:49,154
+MAN 2: He really was a crook.
+This means the contest goes on forever.
+
+509
+00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,503
+[Suspenseful instrumental music]
+
+510
+00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:26,900
+[Triumphant instrumental music]
+
+511
+00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:35,117
+<i>You've got it!
+You've got the last Golden Ticket!</i>
+
+512
+00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,036
+The kid's found the last Golden Ticket!
+
+513
+00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:40,998
+MAN 4: It really is gold.
+
+514
+00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:44,126
+<i>MR. JOPECK: Stand back. Leave him alone.
+WOMAN: Let me see.</i>
+
+515
+00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,253
+<i>MR. JOPECK: You'll kill him.
+Leave him alone.</i>
+
+516
+00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:48,839
+MR. JOPECK: Break it up!
+MAN 5: Show it over here.
+
+517
+00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:51,466
+MR. JOPECK: Come on, Charlie.
+Hold on to the ticket.
+
+518
+00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:55,971
+MR. JOPECK: Run for it! Run straight home,
+and don't stop till you get there!
+
+519
+00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:58,599
+[Fast-paced instrumental music]
+
+520
+00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:27,711
+[Ominous instrumental music]
+
+521
+00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,964
+I congratulate you, little boy. Well done.
+
+522
+00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:33,884
+<i>You've found the fifth Golden Ticket.</i>
+
+523
+00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:37,346
+May I introduce myself? Arthur Slugworth.
+
+524
+00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:40,724
+President of Slugworth Chocolates, Inc.
+
+525
+00:35:41,308 --> 00:35:45,229
+Listen carefully,
+because I'm going to make you very rich.
+
+526
+00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:49,149
+Mr. Wonka is at this moment
+working on a fantastic invention.
+
+527
+00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,944
+The Everlasting Gobstopper.
+
+528
+00:35:52,611 --> 00:35:54,738
+If he succeeds, he'll ruin me.
+
+529
+00:35:54,822 --> 00:35:58,242
+So I want you to get hold of
+just one Everlasting Gobstopper...
+
+530
+00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:01,912
+and bring it to me
+so that I can find the secret formula.
+
+531
+00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:05,082
+Your reward will be 10,000 of these.
+
+532
+00:36:05,791 --> 00:36:09,628
+Think it over, will you?
+A new house for your family...
+
+533
+00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:13,131
+and good food and comfort
+for the rest of their lives.
+
+534
+00:36:13,966 --> 00:36:15,884
+And don't forget the name:
+
+535
+00:36:15,968 --> 00:36:18,178
+Everlasting Gobstopper.
+
+536
+00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:30,524
+[Cheerful instrumental music]
+
+537
+00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:51,295
+<i>Look, everybody!
+I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!</i>
+
+538
+00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:55,966
+You're pulling our legs, Charlie.
+There aren't any more Golden Tickets.
+
+539
+00:36:56,049 --> 00:36:59,303
+No, Grandpa, the last one was a fake.
+It said so in the papers.
+
+540
+00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:02,973
+I found some money, bought a Wonka Bar,
+and the ticket was in it!
+
+541
+00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:05,392
+Look at it. See for yourself.
+
+542
+00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,520
+Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake.
+
+543
+00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:13,358
+" Greetings to you,
+the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket...
+
+544
+00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:17,654
+" from Mr. Willy Wonka.
+Present this ticket at the factory gates...
+
+545
+00:37:17,738 --> 00:37:21,992
+" at 10:00 in the morning on October 1,
+and do not be late.
+
+546
+00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:26,997
+" You may bring with you one member
+of your own family, but no one else.
+
+547
+00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:30,334
+" In your wildest dreams,
+you could not imagine...
+
+548
+00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:33,128
+" the marvelous surprises that await you. "
+
+549
+00:37:33,212 --> 00:37:36,340
+<i>GRANDPA: Charlie, you've done it!
+MRS. BUCKET: I can't believe it.</i>
+
+550
+00:37:37,216 --> 00:37:41,261
+It says I can take somebody with me.
+I wish you could go.
+
+551
+00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:00,155
+[Grandpa groans]
+
+552
+00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,408
+That's good, Charlie. Now help me up.
+
+553
+00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:20,634
+CHARLIE: Are you okay?
+GRANDPA: I'm fine, Charlie.
+
+554
+00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:26,932
+[Charlie exclaiming]
+
+555
+00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:28,016
+MRS. BUCKET: Easy, Dad.
+JOSEPHINE: Joe!
+
+556
+00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:32,145
+JOSEPHINE: Watch it, Joe.
+
+557
+00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:42,823
+Look at me.
+
+558
+00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,286
+Look at me!
+
+559
+00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:50,330
+Up and about.
+
+560
+00:38:51,957 --> 00:38:55,586
+I haven't done this in 20 years.
+
+561
+00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:57,838
+Grandpa.
+
+562
+00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,679
+<i>[Singing] I never thought my life could be</i>
+
+563
+00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:10,684
+<i>Anything but catastrophe</i>
+
+564
+00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:15,147
+<i>But suddenly I begin to see</i>
+
+565
+00:39:15,814 --> 00:39:20,068
+<i>A bit of good luck for me</i>
+
+566
+00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:24,823
+<i>'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket</i>
+
+567
+00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:32,539
+<i>I've got a golden twinkle in my eye</i>
+
+568
+00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:39,546
+<i>I never had a chance to shine</i>
+
+569
+00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,798
+<i>Never a happy song to sing</i>
+
+570
+00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:43,926
+<i>But suddenly half the world is mine</i>
+
+571
+00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:45,594
+<i>What an amazing thing!</i>
+
+572
+00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:47,763
+<i>'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket</i>
+
+573
+00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:49,640
+It's ours, Charlie.
+
+574
+00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:53,602
+<i>[Singing] I've got a golden sun up in the sky</i>
+
+575
+00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:55,354
+Slippers, Charlie.
+
+576
+00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:57,648
+[Lively instrumental music]
+
+577
+00:39:57,731 --> 00:40:01,318
+<i>[Singing] I never thought I'd see the day
+When I would face the world and say</i>
+
+578
+00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:04,488
+<i>GRANDPA AND CHARLIE: '"Good morning,
+look at the sun '"</i>
+
+579
+00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:08,617
+<i>GRANDPA: I never thought that I would be
+Slap in the lap of luxury</i>
+
+580
+00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,494
+<i>Because I'd have said.:</i>
+
+581
+00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,120
+<i>CHARLIE: '"It couldn't be done'"</i>
+
+582
+00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:14,081
+<i>GRANDPA: But it can be done</i>
+
+583
+00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:17,668
+The cane, Charlie.
+
+584
+00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,339
+[Grandpa laughing]
+
+585
+00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:24,007
+GRANDPA: Here I go.
+
+586
+00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:26,760
+[Laughing] Watch my speed.
+
+587
+00:40:32,057 --> 00:40:33,267
+[Grandpa singing]
+
+588
+00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:37,020
+<i>I never dreamed that I would climb
+Over the moon in ecstasy</i>
+
+589
+00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:40,732
+<i>But nevertheless it's there
+That I'm shortly about to be</i>
+
+590
+00:40:40,816 --> 00:40:43,026
+<i>GRANDPA AND CHARLIE:
+'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket</i>
+
+591
+00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:48,157
+<i>I've got a golden chance to make my way</i>
+
+592
+00:40:48,365 --> 00:40:53,203
+<i>And with a Golden Ticket, it's a golden day</i>
+
+593
+00:40:56,582 --> 00:40:58,834
+[Lively instrumental music continues]
+
+594
+00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:12,848
+Good morning! Look at the sun!
+
+595
+00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:20,898
+<i>GRANDPA AND CHARLIE: [Singing]
+Because I'd have said it couldn't be done</i>
+
+596
+00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:23,901
+<i>But it can be done</i>
+
+597
+00:41:24,568 --> 00:41:28,572
+<i>I never dreamed that I would climb
+Over the moon in ecstasy</i>
+
+598
+00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:32,534
+<i>But nevertheless it's there
+That I'm shortly about to be</i>
+
+599
+00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:35,245
+<i>'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket</i>
+
+600
+00:41:35,579 --> 00:41:37,581
+<i>GRANDPA AND CHARLIE:
+I've got a Golden Ticket</i>
+
+601
+00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:41,293
+<i>I've got a golden chance to make my way</i>
+
+602
+00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:46,340
+<i>And with a Golden Ticket it's a golden day</i>
+
+603
+00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:53,847
+Stop! It says October 1. That's tomorrow.
+
+604
+00:41:53,931 --> 00:41:58,227
+<i>We've got a lot to do. Comb your hair,
+wash your face, polish your shoes-</i>
+
+605
+00:41:58,310 --> 00:42:00,145
+MRS. BUCKET: I'll take care of everything.
+
+606
+00:42:00,229 --> 00:42:01,355
+<i>We don't have time.</i>
+
+607
+00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:05,609
+Grandpa, on the way home today,
+I ran into Mr. Slugworth.
+
+608
+00:42:07,528 --> 00:42:10,030
+[Marching band
+instrumental music playing]
+
+609
+00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,135
+Hey, Mom, we're on TV.
+
+610
+00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:34,304
+Hi, everybody in Marble Falls!
+
+611
+00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:38,225
+Hi, Billy. Hi, Maggie. Hi, Fishface.
+How do I look?
+
+612
+00:42:38,308 --> 00:42:39,893
+ANNOUNCER: You guys ready?
+MAN: You're on.
+
+613
+00:42:39,977 --> 00:42:41,770
+This is the big day, folks.
+
+614
+00:42:41,854 --> 00:42:46,733
+<i>The day Willy Wonka will open his gates
+and shower gifts on the five lucky winners.</i>
+
+615
+00:42:46,817 --> 00:42:50,737
+<i>From everywhere, people have gathered
+waiting for the hour to strike...</i>
+
+616
+00:42:50,821 --> 00:42:54,491
+waiting to catch a glimpse
+of that legendary magician, Willy Wonka.
+
+617
+00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,788
+Hi, Sam Beauregarde here. Don't forget
+to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart-
+
+618
+00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:02,833
+Cut it out, Dad!
+For heaven's sake, this is my show.
+
+619
+00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:06,753
+<i>Hi, Cornelia, sweetie. I've still got it.
+How's this for a stretch?</i>
+
+620
+00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,885
+[People chattering]
+
+621
+00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:24,271
+- I want to go in first before anybody else.
+- Anything you say, sweetheart.
+
+622
+00:43:27,524 --> 00:43:30,944
+<i>Save some room for later,
+Augustus, Liebling.</i>
+
+623
+00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:37,701
+<i>[Whispering] Grandpa, I don't believe it.
+We did it. We're actually going in.</i>
+
+624
+00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:41,538
+We're going to see
+the greatest of them all, Mr. Willy Wonka.
+
+625
+00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:43,874
+[Clock dinging]
+
+626
+00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:10,818
+[People cheering and applauding]
+
+627
+00:45:17,593 --> 00:45:19,636
+[People cheering]
+
+628
+00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:24,224
+WONKA: Thank you.
+
+629
+00:45:28,812 --> 00:45:32,357
+Welcome, my friends.
+Welcome to my chocolate factory.
+
+630
+00:45:32,983 --> 00:45:35,194
+Would you come forward, please?
+
+631
+00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:38,322
+Get back, you.
+Come on, Veruca, sweetheart.
+
+632
+00:45:39,323 --> 00:45:41,241
+[Cheering]
+
+633
+00:45:43,452 --> 00:45:46,038
+[Whispering] That's Slugworth,
+the man I told you about.
+
+634
+00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:53,337
+<i>WONKA: Welcome.
+It's nice to have you here.</i>
+
+635
+00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:55,297
+I'm so glad you could come.
+
+636
+00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:59,301
+This is going to be such an exciting day.
+I hope you enjoy it.
+
+637
+00:45:59,718 --> 00:46:01,220
+I think you will.
+
+638
+00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:04,640
+And now would you please show me
+your Golden Tickets?
+
+639
+00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:06,308
+I'm Veruca Salt.
+
+640
+00:46:06,391 --> 00:46:08,519
+My dear Veruca, what a pleasure.
+
+641
+00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:12,773
+<i>- You look pretty in that lovely mink coat.
+- I've got three others at home.</i>
+
+642
+00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:17,194
+Mr. Salt, overjoyed to see you, sir.
+Would you just step over there?
+
+643
+00:46:17,402 --> 00:46:20,697
+- Augustus Gloop.
+- Augustus, my dear boy.
+
+644
+00:46:20,781 --> 00:46:23,450
+How good to see you,
+and in such fine shape.
+
+645
+00:46:23,575 --> 00:46:26,954
+This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop.
+Just over there, dear lady.
+
+646
+00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:28,372
+Violet Beauregarde.
+
+647
+00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:30,916
+WONKA: Darling child.
+Welcome to Wonka's.
+
+648
+00:46:30,999 --> 00:46:34,336
+VIOLET: What kind of gum you got here?
+WONKA: Charming.
+
+649
+00:46:34,419 --> 00:46:37,589
+- Sam Beauregarde here.
+- My dear sir, what a genuine pleasure.
+
+650
+00:46:37,673 --> 00:46:40,843
+<i>Any automotive needs, call on Sam.
+Phone number's on the card.</i>
+
+651
+00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:43,011
+" With Sam B., it's a guarantee. "
+
+652
+00:46:44,096 --> 00:46:45,722
+I'm Mike Teevee.
+
+653
+00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:49,017
+MIKE: Wham, you're dead!
+WONKA: Wonderful to meet you, Mike.
+
+654
+00:46:49,101 --> 00:46:50,894
+WONKA: Mrs. Teevee, how do you do?
+
+655
+00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:53,063
+- What an adorable boy you have.
+- Thank you.
+
+656
+00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:55,440
+- Just over there.
+- Charlie Bucket.
+
+657
+00:46:55,524 --> 00:47:00,112
+WONKA: I read about you in
+the papers. I'm happy for you. Who's this?
+
+658
+00:47:00,195 --> 00:47:03,157
+CHARLIE: My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.
+WONKA: Delighted to meet you.
+
+659
+00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,284
+Overjoyed. Enraptured. Entranced.
+
+660
+00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:07,953
+Are we ready? Yes. Good. In we go.
+
+661
+00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:10,956
+[Marching band instrumental music
+resumes playing]
+
+662
+00:47:43,989 --> 00:47:46,325
+Hats, coats, galoshes over here.
+
+663
+00:47:46,492 --> 00:47:49,661
+<i>But hurry, please.
+We have so much time and so little to see.</i>
+
+664
+00:47:49,745 --> 00:47:51,705
+Wait a minute. Strike that.
+
+665
+00:47:51,914 --> 00:47:53,999
+Reverse it. Thank you.
+
+666
+00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:59,588
+VIOLET: When do I get my chocolate?
+SAM: First take off your coat, Violet.
+
+667
+00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:02,257
+MIKE: Boy, what weird-looking
+coat hangers.
+
+668
+00:48:02,508 --> 00:48:03,592
+[Violet and Mike scream]
+
+669
+00:48:03,675 --> 00:48:08,096
+Little surprises around every corner,
+but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.
+
+670
+00:48:08,430 --> 00:48:12,142
+<i>As soon as your outer vestments
+are in hand, we'll begin.</i>
+
+671
+00:48:13,143 --> 00:48:17,314
+Now, will the children kindly step up here.
+
+672
+00:48:28,367 --> 00:48:30,536
+VIOLET: Accidents? What kind
+of accidents?
+
+673
+00:48:30,619 --> 00:48:33,121
+MRS. TEEVEE: I didn't know
+we had to sign for this tour.
+
+674
+00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:35,332
+VIOLET: I can't see what it says
+in the bottom.
+
+675
+00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:37,292
+Violet, you first.
+
+676
+00:48:37,543 --> 00:48:39,878
+WONKA: Sign here.
+SAM: Hold it.
+
+677
+00:48:39,962 --> 00:48:42,339
+SAM: Let me through.
+Violet, don't sign anything.
+
+678
+00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:45,551
+- What's this all about?
+- Standard formal contract.
+
+679
+00:48:45,634 --> 00:48:49,471
+Don't talk to me about contracts,
+I use them myself. They're for suckers.
+
+680
+00:48:49,555 --> 00:48:52,808
+You wouldn't begrudge me
+a little protection? A drop?
+
+681
+00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:54,601
+I don't sign anything without my lawyer.
+
+682
+00:48:54,685 --> 00:48:56,478
+MR. SALT: Veruca
+don't sign anything, either.
+
+683
+00:48:56,562 --> 00:48:57,646
+Then she don't go in.
+
+684
+00:48:57,729 --> 00:48:59,231
+I'm sorry. Rules of the house.
+
+685
+00:48:59,314 --> 00:49:01,692
+I want to go in. Don't you dare stop me.
+
+686
+00:49:01,775 --> 00:49:03,402
+MR. SALT: I'm only trying to help you.
+
+687
+00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:07,614
+<i>Give me that pen.
+You're always making things difficult.</i>
+
+688
+00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:12,578
+Nicely handled, Veruca.
+She's a girl who knows where she's going.
+
+689
+00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:15,831
+What's all that small print at the bottom?
+
+690
+00:49:15,914 --> 00:49:19,168
+<i>If you have any problems,
+dial information. Thank you for calling.</i>
+
+691
+00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:24,923
+MRS. TEEVEE: I assume there's
+an accident indemnity clause?
+
+692
+00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:26,175
+Never between friends.
+
+693
+00:49:26,258 --> 00:49:30,220
+Saw this in a movie once.
+A guy signed his wife's insurance policy.
+
+694
+00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,181
+- Then he bumped her off.
+- Clever.
+
+695
+00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:35,893
+<i>- What about me, Grandpa?
+- Sign away. We've got nothing to lose.</i>
+
+696
+00:49:35,976 --> 00:49:37,603
+VERUCA: Let's go in. Come on.
+
+697
+00:49:37,686 --> 00:49:40,981
+Patience, little dear.
+Everything has to be in order.
+
+698
+00:49:41,482 --> 00:49:43,484
+Everyone signed? Yes?
+
+699
+00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,486
+Good. On we go.
+
+700
+00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:56,246
+WONKA: Ninety-nine...
+
+701
+00:49:56,455 --> 00:49:57,915
+forty-four...
+
+702
+00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,917
+100% pure.
+
+703
+00:50:01,502 --> 00:50:03,754
+Just through the other door, please.
+
+704
+00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:10,260
+MR. SALT: There's some mistake here.
+MIKE: There is no other door.
+
+705
+00:50:10,511 --> 00:50:14,348
+- There's no way out.
+- I know there's a door here someplace.
+
+706
+00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:18,310
+SAM: I don't like this, Wonka.
+MR. SALT: Is this a trick or something?
+
+707
+00:50:18,435 --> 00:50:22,105
+<i>Mr. Wonka, help!
+I'm getting squashed. Save me.</i>
+
+708
+00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:24,525
+Is it my soul that calls upon my name?
+
+709
+00:50:24,608 --> 00:50:26,443
+Let me out or I'll scream!
+
+710
+00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:29,029
+- Somebody's touching me.
+- Now look here, Wonka!
+
+711
+00:50:29,112 --> 00:50:33,700
+Excuse me, questions will come at the end of the session.
+We must press on. Come along.
+
+712
+00:50:35,118 --> 00:50:37,079
+WONKA: Here we are.
+SAM: Ugh, don't be a damn fool. Wonka!
+
+713
+00:50:37,162 --> 00:50:38,831
+That's the way we came in.
+
+714
+00:50:38,914 --> 00:50:41,041
+It is? Are you sure?
+
+715
+00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:43,293
+<i>We've just come through there.</i>
+
+716
+00:50:43,669 --> 00:50:45,254
+How do you like that?
+
+717
+00:50:46,129 --> 00:50:48,423
+WONKA: There we are.
+MR. SALT: What is this, Wonka?
+
+718
+00:50:48,507 --> 00:50:51,343
+- Some kind of funhouse?
+- Why? Having fun?
+
+719
+00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:55,514
+MRS. TEEVEE: I'm had enough!
+I'm not going in there.
+MR. BEAUREGARDE: Come on, Violet, we're getting out of here.
+
+720
+00:50:55,597 --> 00:50:59,101
+You can't get out backwards.
+You got to go forwards to go back.
+
+721
+00:50:59,184 --> 00:51:00,686
+Better press on.
+
+722
+00:51:01,687 --> 00:51:04,273
+MIKE: The room is getting smaller.
+MRS. TEEVEE: No, it's not.
+
+723
+00:51:04,356 --> 00:51:07,025
+MRS. TEEVEE: He's getting bigger.
+MR. SALT: He's at it again.
+
+724
+00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:09,945
+VIOLET: Where's the chocolate?
+SAM: I doubt if there is any.
+
+725
+00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:12,406
+I doubt if any of us
+will get out of here alive.
+
+726
+00:51:12,489 --> 00:51:14,992
+Oh, you should never never doubt
+what nobody is sure about.
+
+727
+00:51:15,075 --> 00:51:17,369
+You're not squeezing me
+through that tiny door.
+
+728
+00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:20,205
+You're off your nut.
+No one can get through there.
+
+729
+00:51:20,289 --> 00:51:24,626
+<i>My dear friends, you are now
+about to enter the nerve center...</i>
+
+730
+00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,212
+to the entire Wonka factory.
+
+731
+00:51:28,130 --> 00:51:31,925
+Inside this room,
+all of my dreams become realities.
+
+732
+00:51:32,134 --> 00:51:34,636
+And some of my realities become dreams.
+
+733
+00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:38,473
+And almost everything you'll see
+is eatable, edible.
+
+734
+00:51:38,557 --> 00:51:40,767
+I mean, you can eat almost everything.
+
+735
+00:51:40,851 --> 00:51:42,644
+Let me in, I'm starving.
+
+736
+00:51:42,728 --> 00:51:45,856
+Don't get overexcited.
+Don't lose your head, Augustus.
+
+737
+00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:47,566
+We wouldn't want anyone to lose that.
+
+738
+00:51:49,818 --> 00:51:50,944
+Yet.
+
+739
+00:51:51,153 --> 00:51:52,946
+WONKA: Now, the combination.
+
+740
+00:51:53,155 --> 00:51:55,157
+This is a musical lock.
+
+741
+00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,493
+[Lively piano music playing]
+
+742
+00:51:57,659 --> 00:51:58,869
+Rachmaninoff.
+
+743
+00:51:59,077 --> 00:52:01,038
+WONKA: Ladies and gentlemen...
+
+744
+00:52:01,497 --> 00:52:03,165
+boys and girls...
+
+745
+00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,918
+the Chocolate Room.
+
+746
+00:52:06,627 --> 00:52:10,088
+[Suspenseful instrumental music]
+
+747
+00:52:43,914 --> 00:52:46,500
+WONKA: Hold your breath. Make a wish.
+
+748
+00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,293
+<i>Count to three.</i>
+
+749
+00:52:48,961 --> 00:52:52,464
+<i>[Singing] Come with me and you'll be</i>
+
+750
+00:52:52,673 --> 00:52:56,343
+<i>In a world of pure imagination</i>
+
+751
+00:52:56,885 --> 00:52:58,345
+<i>Take a look</i>
+
+752
+00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:03,642
+<i>And you'll see into your imagination</i>
+
+753
+00:53:09,982 --> 00:53:13,819
+<i>We'll begin with a spin</i>
+
+754
+00:53:14,194 --> 00:53:17,906
+<i>Traveling in the world of my creation</i>
+
+755
+00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,952
+<i>What we'll see will defy</i>
+
+756
+00:53:23,162 --> 00:53:25,414
+<i>Explanation</i>
+
+757
+00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:29,543
+[Slow instrumental music]
+
+758
+00:53:35,799 --> 00:53:39,261
+<i>[Singing] If you want to view paradise</i>
+
+759
+00:53:39,636 --> 00:53:42,848
+<i>Simply look around and view it</i>
+
+760
+00:53:44,016 --> 00:53:47,102
+<i>Anything you want to, do it</i>
+
+761
+00:53:48,103 --> 00:53:50,481
+<i>Want to change the world</i>
+
+762
+00:53:51,732 --> 00:53:54,109
+<i>There's nothing to it</i>
+
+763
+00:54:02,576 --> 00:54:05,245
+SAM: Hurry up, Violet.
+CHARLIE: This way, Grandpa.
+
+764
+00:54:12,127 --> 00:54:14,963
+<i>[Singing] There is no life i know</i>
+
+765
+00:54:15,047 --> 00:54:18,217
+<i>To compare with pure imagination</i>
+
+766
+00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:21,178
+<i>Living there you'll be free</i>
+
+767
+00:54:21,595 --> 00:54:25,474
+<i>If you truly wish to be</i>
+
+768
+00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,227
+<i>If you want to view paradise</i>
+
+769
+00:55:10,686 --> 00:55:13,355
+<i>Simply look around and view it</i>
+
+770
+00:55:14,314 --> 00:55:17,818
+<i>Anything you want to, do it</i>
+
+771
+00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,946
+<i>Want to change the world</i>
+
+772
+00:55:21,113 --> 00:55:25,409
+<i>There's nothing to it</i>
+
+773
+00:55:37,129 --> 00:55:41,049
+<i>There is no life I know</i>
+
+774
+00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:47,347
+<i>To compare with pure imagination</i>
+
+775
+00:55:48,807 --> 00:55:53,937
+<i>Living there you'll be free</i>
+
+776
+00:55:55,397 --> 00:55:58,984
+<i>If you truly</i>
+
+777
+00:56:00,819 --> 00:56:04,740
+<i>Wish to be</i>
+
+778
+00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:18,504
+MRS. GLOOP: What a disgusting,
+dirty river.
+
+779
+00:56:18,587 --> 00:56:19,922
+It's industrial waste.
+
+780
+00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:22,424
+<i>You've ruined your watershed, Wonka.
+It's polluted.</i>
+
+781
+00:56:22,508 --> 00:56:25,093
+- It's chocolate.
+- That's chocolate?
+
+782
+00:56:25,177 --> 00:56:26,512
+That's chocolate.
+
+783
+00:56:26,595 --> 00:56:28,180
+A chocolate river.
+
+784
+00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:30,599
+<i>GRANDPA: That's the most fantastic thing
+I've ever seen.</i>
+
+785
+00:56:30,682 --> 00:56:32,518
+WONKA: 10,000 gallons an hour.
+
+786
+00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:36,522
+And look at my waterfall.
+That's the most important thing.
+
+787
+00:56:37,606 --> 00:56:41,401
+<i>It's mixing my chocolate.
+It's actually churning my chocolate.</i>
+
+788
+00:56:41,610 --> 00:56:45,364
+No other factory in the world
+mixes its chocolate by waterfall.
+
+789
+00:56:45,781 --> 00:56:49,034
+But it's the only way
+if you want it just right.
+
+790
+00:56:49,201 --> 00:56:53,038
+Grandpa, look over there across the river.
+They're little men.
+
+791
+00:56:53,121 --> 00:56:55,040
+GRANDPA: Jumping crocodiles, Charlie!
+
+792
+00:56:55,165 --> 00:56:57,376
+Now we know who makes the chocolates.
+
+793
+00:56:57,459 --> 00:57:00,629
+MR. SALT: I never saw anybody
+with an orange face before.
+
+794
+00:57:01,255 --> 00:57:04,925
+MR. SALT: Aren't they funny-looking?
+MRS. TEEVEE: What are they doing there?
+
+795
+00:57:05,008 --> 00:57:06,969
+WONKA: Creaming and sugaring time.
+
+796
+00:57:07,052 --> 00:57:10,305
+VIOLET: They can't be real people.
+WONKA: Of course they are.
+
+797
+00:57:10,389 --> 00:57:11,640
+MR. SALT: Stuff and nonsense!
+
+798
+00:57:11,723 --> 00:57:13,433
+No, Oompa Loompas.
+
+799
+00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:17,896
+- From Loompaland.
+- Loompaland? There's no such place.
+
+800
+00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:20,941
+- Excuse me, dear lady-
+- I am a geography teacher.
+
+801
+00:57:21,024 --> 00:57:24,403
+Then you know all about it
+and what a terrible country it is.
+
+802
+00:57:24,486 --> 00:57:27,614
+Nothing but desolate wastes
+and fierce beasts.
+
+803
+00:57:27,823 --> 00:57:30,993
+The poor little Oompa Loompas
+were so small and helpless...
+
+804
+00:57:31,076 --> 00:57:32,995
+they would get gobbled up right and left.
+
+805
+00:57:33,078 --> 00:57:37,374
+A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them
+for breakfast and think nothing of it.
+
+806
+00:57:37,499 --> 00:57:38,834
+And so I said:
+
+807
+00:57:39,168 --> 00:57:41,962
+<i>" Come and live with me
+in peace and safety...</i>
+
+808
+00:57:42,171 --> 00:57:45,174
+" away from all the Wangdoodles
+and Hornswogglers...
+
+809
+00:57:45,257 --> 00:57:48,760
+" and Snozzwangers
+and rotten Vermicious Knids. "
+
+810
+00:57:48,844 --> 00:57:52,890
+Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids?
+What kind of rubbish is that?
+
+811
+00:57:52,973 --> 00:57:55,851
+I'm sorry, but all questions
+must be submitted in writing.
+
+812
+00:57:55,934 --> 00:57:58,020
+So, in the greatest of secrecy...
+
+813
+00:57:58,103 --> 00:58:01,773
+I transported the entire population
+of Oompa Loompas to my factory.
+
+814
+00:58:01,857 --> 00:58:05,861
+I want an Oompa Loompa.
+I want you to get me one right away.
+
+815
+00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:08,822
+All right, I'll get you one
+before the day's out.
+
+816
+00:58:08,947 --> 00:58:11,283
+I want an Oompa Loompa now.
+
+817
+00:58:11,366 --> 00:58:12,868
+VIOLET: Can it, you nit!
+
+818
+00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:15,162
+AUGUSTUS: This stuff is terrific.
+
+819
+00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:18,874
+CHARLIE: Look at Augustus.
+GRANDPA: Don't worry, he can't drink it all.
+
+820
+00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:22,878
+<i>Augustus, sweetheart,
+save some room for later.</i>
+
+821
+00:58:23,128 --> 00:58:27,132
+Please don't do that. My chocolate
+must never be touched by human hands.
+
+822
+00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:30,719
+Don't do that!
+You're contaminating my entire river.
+
+823
+00:58:30,802 --> 00:58:32,971
+Please, I beg you! Augustus!
+
+824
+00:58:33,055 --> 00:58:34,306
+[Exclaiming]
+
+825
+00:58:34,389 --> 00:58:36,308
+WONKA: My chocolate!
+AUGUSTUS: Help!
+
+826
+00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:40,354
+My chocolate. My beautiful chocolate.
+
+827
+00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:44,149
+MRS. GLOOP: Don't just stand there.
+Do something!
+
+828
+00:58:44,233 --> 00:58:46,485
+Help. Police. Murder.
+
+829
+00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:49,822
+GRANDPA: Quick, Charlie. Here.
+CHARLIE: Quick, Augustus, grab this.
+
+830
+00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,740
+MRS. TEEVEE: What's happening to him?
+
+831
+00:58:51,824 --> 00:58:54,159
+<i>MR. SALT: He's drowning.
+MRS. GLOOP: Dive in. Save him!</i>
+
+832
+00:58:54,243 --> 00:58:55,327
+It's too late.
+
+833
+00:58:55,410 --> 00:58:58,038
+- Too late?
+- He's had it now. The suction's got him.
+
+834
+00:58:58,121 --> 00:58:59,915
+MRS. GLOOP: Augustus, come back!
+
+835
+00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:02,501
+- Where is he?
+- Watch the pipe.
+
+836
+00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:05,212
+VERUCA: How long is he going to
+stay down, Daddy?
+
+837
+00:59:05,295 --> 00:59:08,257
+MRS. GLOOP: He can't swim.
+WONKA: There's no better time to learn.
+
+838
+00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:11,343
+MIKE: His coat's going up the pipe.
+SAM: Call a plumber.
+
+839
+00:59:11,426 --> 00:59:13,512
+MR. SALT: He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he?
+
+840
+00:59:13,595 --> 00:59:16,014
+- It's his stomach that's done that.
+- Help!
+
+841
+00:59:16,098 --> 00:59:19,017
+VIOLET: He's blocking the chocolate.
+GRANDPA: What happens now?
+
+842
+00:59:19,101 --> 00:59:23,355
+The pressure will get him out.
+It's building up behind the blockage.
+
+843
+00:59:23,981 --> 00:59:26,692
+MR. SALT: How long is it going to take
+to push through?
+
+844
+00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:30,237
+The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
+
+845
+00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,613
+MR. SALT: Go on, boy.
+
+846
+00:59:33,365 --> 00:59:36,368
+CHARLIE: He'll never get out.
+GRANDPA: Yes, he will. Watch.
+
+847
+00:59:36,451 --> 00:59:39,830
+Remember you once asked me
+how a bullet comes out of a gun?
+
+848
+00:59:40,747 --> 00:59:43,292
+<i>He'll be made into marshmallows
+in five seconds.</i>
+
+849
+00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,712
+- Impossible. That's absurd, unthinkable.
+- Why?
+
+850
+00:59:47,045 --> 00:59:49,548
+Because that pipe goes
+to the Fudge Room.
+
+851
+00:59:49,631 --> 00:59:51,300
+MRS. GLOOP: You terrible man.
+
+852
+00:59:53,719 --> 00:59:56,471
+Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room,
+but look sharp...
+
+853
+00:59:56,555 --> 00:59:58,765
+or her little boy will get poured into the boiler.
+
+854
+00:59:58,849 --> 01:00:00,601
+You boiled him up, I know it.
+
+855
+01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:04,605
+<i>Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across
+the desert lies the Promised Land.</i>
+
+856
+01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:06,231
+WONKA: Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop.
+
+857
+01:00:06,315 --> 01:00:10,486
+<i>WONKA: Adieu. Auf Wiedersehen.
+Gesundheit. Farewell.</i>
+
+858
+01:00:11,570 --> 01:00:14,656
+<i>[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+859
+01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:17,993
+<i>I've got a perfect puzzle for you</i>
+
+860
+01:00:18,076 --> 01:00:21,246
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee</i>
+
+861
+01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:24,458
+<i>If you are wise you'll listen to me</i>
+
+862
+01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:27,669
+<i>What do you get
+when you guzzle down sweets?</i>
+
+863
+01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:31,006
+<i>Eating as much as an elephant eats?</i>
+
+864
+01:00:31,256 --> 01:00:34,259
+<i>What are you at getting terribly fat?</i>
+
+865
+01:00:34,426 --> 01:00:38,388
+<i>What do you think will come of that?</i>
+
+866
+01:00:39,348 --> 01:00:41,141
+<i>I don't like the look of it</i>
+
+867
+01:00:41,225 --> 01:00:44,019
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da</i>
+
+868
+01:00:44,269 --> 01:00:47,356
+<i>If you're not greedy, you will go far</i>
+
+869
+01:00:47,606 --> 01:00:50,526
+<i>You will live in happiness, too</i>
+
+870
+01:00:50,943 --> 01:00:54,738
+<i>Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+871
+01:01:04,456 --> 01:01:07,626
+What kind of place
+are you running here, anyhow, Wonka?
+
+872
+01:01:07,793 --> 01:01:09,211
+[Speaking in French]
+
+873
+01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:12,798
+What's he talking about?
+
+874
+01:01:21,974 --> 01:01:24,768
+[Soft instrumental music]
+
+875
+01:01:31,817 --> 01:01:33,235
+Wow, what a boat!
+
+876
+01:01:33,318 --> 01:01:35,195
+Looks good enough to eat.
+
+877
+01:01:35,279 --> 01:01:38,073
+<i>That's quite a nice little canoe
+you've got there, Wonka.</i>
+
+878
+01:01:38,157 --> 01:01:42,202
+" All I ask is a tall ship
+and a star to sail her by"
+
+879
+01:01:42,411 --> 01:01:45,831
+WONKA: All aboard, everybody.
+MR. SALT: Ladies first. That means Veruca.
+
+880
+01:01:45,914 --> 01:01:48,834
+If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid.
+
+881
+01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:52,754
+- You sure this thing will float, eh. Wonka ?
+- With your buoyancy, sir. Rest assured.
+
+882
+01:01:52,838 --> 01:01:55,007
+<i>She's tr�s jolie, but is she seaworthy?</i>
+
+883
+01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:58,927
+Nothing to worry about, my dear lady.
+I take good care of my guests.
+
+884
+01:01:59,011 --> 01:02:02,931
+- Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid
+..over there, yeah sure.
+- Everybody aboard.
+
+885
+01:02:04,349 --> 01:02:06,226
+<i>You're going to love this.</i>
+
+886
+01:02:06,435 --> 01:02:07,769
+<i>Just love it.</i>
+
+887
+01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:10,022
+[Bell ringing]
+
+888
+01:02:13,734 --> 01:02:15,903
+[Lilting instrumental music]
+
+889
+01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:42,262
+Daddy, I want a boat like this.
+A beautiful paddle boat, that's what i want.
+
+890
+01:02:42,346 --> 01:02:45,015
+What she wants
+is a good kick in the pants.
+
+891
+01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:46,683
+I'm going to be seasick.
+
+892
+01:02:46,767 --> 01:02:48,477
+WONKA: Here, try one of this.
+MRS. TEEVEE: What are they?
+
+893
+01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,271
+WONKA: Rainbow drops.
+Suck 'em, you can spit in seven colors.
+
+894
+01:02:51,355 --> 01:02:52,856
+Spitting's a dirty habit.
+
+895
+01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,525
+I know a worse one.
+
+896
+01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:57,653
+[Lilting instrumental music continues]
+
+897
+01:03:06,411 --> 01:03:09,248
+- What business are you in, Salt?
+- Nuts.
+
+898
+01:03:19,925 --> 01:03:21,343
+[Tense instrumental music]
+
+899
+01:03:21,426 --> 01:03:24,763
+MR. SALT: Where are we going?
+SAM: I don't know. But, i don't like the looks of that tunnel up there.
+
+900
+01:03:24,847 --> 01:03:26,098
+-Hey Wonka, i want off.
+
+901
+01:03:26,181 --> 01:03:31,103
+" Around the world and home again
+That's the sailor's way! "
+
+902
+01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,356
+VERUCA: I don't like this ride, Daddy.
+
+903
+01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:35,732
+[All exclaiming]
+
+904
+01:03:35,816 --> 01:03:37,151
+WONKA: Faster!
+
+905
+01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:41,905
+MRS. TEEVEE: We're going too fast.
+VIOLET: We're going to sink, I know it.
+
+906
+01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:44,283
+VERUCA: Why doesn't he stop the boat?
+WONKA: Faster!
+
+907
+01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:46,827
+MR. SALT: Close your eyes
+and hang on tight.
+
+908
+01:03:47,995 --> 01:03:50,747
+[Tense instrumental music intensifies]
+
+909
+01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:53,917
+- What is this, a freak-out?
+- This isn't funny, Wonka!
+
+910
+01:03:54,042 --> 01:03:56,295
+You can't possibly see where you're going.
+
+911
+01:03:56,378 --> 01:03:58,297
+You're right. I can't.
+
+912
+01:03:58,547 --> 01:04:01,216
+MIKE: Boy, what a great series
+this would make.
+
+913
+01:04:02,384 --> 01:04:06,555
+- This is kind of strange.
+- Yes, strange, Charlie. But it's fun.
+
+914
+01:04:06,972 --> 01:04:08,599
+CHARLIE: This is terrific.
+
+915
+01:04:08,891 --> 01:04:11,059
+MR. SALT: I'd like to get off the boat,
+Wonka!
+
+916
+01:04:12,603 --> 01:04:15,731
+- I think I'm gonna be sick.
+- This has gone too far.
+
+917
+01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:18,484
+Tell that little guy to turn us around!
+
+918
+01:04:19,151 --> 01:04:20,944
+Now I am going to be sick.
+
+919
+01:04:25,991 --> 01:04:27,826
+[Screaming]
+
+920
+01:04:28,494 --> 01:04:32,080
+<i>[Singing] There's no earthly way
+of knowing</i>
+
+921
+01:04:32,164 --> 01:04:33,248
+He's singing.
+
+922
+01:04:33,332 --> 01:04:36,335
+<i>[Singing] Which direction we are going</i>
+
+923
+01:04:36,919 --> 01:04:40,756
+<i>There's no knowing where we're rowing</i>
+
+924
+01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:44,343
+<i>Or which way the river's flowing</i>
+
+925
+01:04:44,843 --> 01:04:49,389
+<i>Is it raining? Is it snowing?</i>
+
+926
+01:04:49,681 --> 01:04:53,685
+<i>Is a hurricane a-blowing?</i>
+
+927
+01:04:55,437 --> 01:04:59,191
+<i>Not a speck of light is showing
+So the danger must be growing</i>
+
+928
+01:04:59,775 --> 01:05:02,277
+<i>Are the fires of hell a-glowing?</i>
+
+929
+01:05:03,111 --> 01:05:05,739
+<i>Is the Grizzly Reaper mowing?</i>
+
+930
+01:05:05,948 --> 01:05:07,241
+<i>Yes!</i>
+
+931
+01:05:07,449 --> 01:05:12,079
+<i>The danger must be growing
+For the rowers keep on rowing</i>
+
+932
+01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:15,290
+<i>And they're certainly not showing</i>
+
+933
+01:05:15,582 --> 01:05:19,461
+<i>Any signs that they are slowing!</i>
+
+934
+01:05:20,796 --> 01:05:22,923
+[Screaming]
+
+935
+01:05:24,216 --> 01:05:26,385
+Make him stop, Daddy!
+
+936
+01:05:26,552 --> 01:05:28,720
+MR. SALT: It's gone far enough!
+WONKA: Quite right.
+
+937
+01:05:28,804 --> 01:05:30,013
+Stop the boat!
+
+938
+01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:33,392
+WONKA: We're there.
+MRS. TEEVEE: Where?
+
+939
+01:05:33,475 --> 01:05:34,643
+Here.
+
+940
+01:05:34,726 --> 01:05:38,397
+A small step for mankind,
+but a giant step for us.
+
+941
+01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:42,276
+- All ashore.
+- Let me off this freight.
+
+942
+01:05:42,359 --> 01:05:45,737
+MIKE: Why don't they show stuff like that
+on TV?
+
+943
+01:05:45,821 --> 01:05:49,533
+- What a nightmare.
+- Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
+
+944
+01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:50,659
+CHARLIE: " Dairy Cream. "
+
+945
+01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:56,373
+BOTH: " Hair cream"?
+
+946
+01:05:56,582 --> 01:05:59,501
+[Wonka speaking in German]
+
+947
+01:05:59,793 --> 01:06:01,253
+That's not French.
+
+948
+01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:03,881
+[Continues speaking in German]
+
+949
+01:06:07,759 --> 01:06:09,720
+I can't take much more of this.
+
+950
+01:06:11,763 --> 01:06:13,640
+<i>Der Inventing Room.</i>
+
+951
+01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:17,519
+Now remember, no messing about.
+
+952
+01:06:17,603 --> 01:06:20,439
+No touching, no tasting, no telling.
+
+953
+01:06:20,522 --> 01:06:21,607
+GRANDPA: No telling what?
+
+954
+01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:25,903
+All of my most secret inventions
+are cooking and simmering in here.
+
+955
+01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:29,907
+<i>Old Slugworth would give his false teeth
+to get inside for five minutes.</i>
+
+956
+01:06:29,990 --> 01:06:32,534
+So don't touch a thing.
+
+957
+01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,960
+[Electronic beeping]
+
+958
+01:06:58,393 --> 01:07:01,438
+Inventing Room?
+Looks more like a Turkish bath to me.
+
+959
+01:07:01,522 --> 01:07:04,525
+Even if Slugworth did get in here,
+he couldn't find anything.
+
+960
+01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:07,778
+- You got a garbage strike going on?
+- Who does your cleaning up?
+
+961
+01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:11,782
+<i>Shouldn't you wear rubber gloves?
+You'll have the health inspectors after you.</i>
+
+962
+01:07:11,865 --> 01:07:15,661
+Invention, my dear friends,
+is 93% perspiration...
+
+963
+01:07:15,786 --> 01:07:17,955
+6% electricity...
+
+964
+01:07:18,038 --> 01:07:19,957
+4% evaporation...
+
+965
+01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,459
+and 2% butterscotch ripple.
+
+966
+01:07:22,543 --> 01:07:24,753
+MRS. TEEVEE: That's 105%.
+
+967
+01:07:24,962 --> 01:07:26,213
+MR. SALT: Any good?
+
+968
+01:07:27,589 --> 01:07:28,757
+[Ln high-pitched voice] Yes.
+
+969
+01:07:29,132 --> 01:07:30,551
+Excuse me.
+
+970
+01:07:32,970 --> 01:07:36,390
+Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.
+
+971
+01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:41,979
+- He's absolutely bonkers.
+- That's not bad.
+
+972
+01:07:44,481 --> 01:07:47,943
+WONKA: " In spring time
+The only pretty ring time
+
+973
+01:07:48,026 --> 01:07:51,155
+" Birds sing, hey ding a ding, ding
+
+974
+01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:54,783
+<i>" Sweet lovers love the spring"</i>
+
+975
+01:07:54,867 --> 01:07:56,243
+[Explosion]
+
+976
+01:07:58,203 --> 01:08:00,414
+I told you not to, silly boy.
+
+977
+01:08:00,497 --> 01:08:01,915
+Your teeth!
+
+978
+01:08:01,999 --> 01:08:03,542
+Boy, that's great stuff.
+
+979
+01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:07,588
+That's exploding candy for your enemies.
+Great idea, isn't it?
+
+980
+01:08:07,671 --> 01:08:10,674
+Not ready yet, though. Still too weak.
+Needs more gelignite.
+
+981
+01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:21,810
+What's that for?
+
+982
+01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:23,645
+Gives it a little kick.
+
+983
+01:08:29,276 --> 01:08:31,403
+Butterscotch? Buttergin?
+
+984
+01:08:31,528 --> 01:08:33,697
+<i>Got something going on inside, have you?</i>
+
+985
+01:08:33,780 --> 01:08:36,700
+WONKA: " Candy is dandy
+but liquor is quicker. "
+
+986
+01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:42,873
+MIKE: What's the matter?
+Too hot, Mr. Wonka?
+
+987
+01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:45,125
+Too cold. Far too cold.
+
+988
+01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:47,544
+MR. SALT: That's gourmet cooking for you.
+
+989
+01:08:48,378 --> 01:08:50,422
+No! Don't, please.
+
+990
+01:08:50,756 --> 01:08:53,258
+<i>Forgive me,
+but no one must look under there.</i>
+
+991
+01:08:53,342 --> 01:08:56,845
+This is the most secret machine
+in my entire factory.
+
+992
+01:08:57,054 --> 01:09:00,974
+WONKA: This will sizzle old Slugworth.
+CHARLIE: What does it do?
+
+993
+01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:04,311
+Would you like to see?
+
+994
+01:09:06,688 --> 01:09:08,565
+[Buzzing]
+
+995
+01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:29,086
+CHARLIE: But what does it do?
+
+996
+01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:31,922
+Can't you see?
+It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.
+
+997
+01:09:32,005 --> 01:09:34,091
+VIOLET: Did you say
+Everlasting Gobstoppers?
+
+998
+01:09:34,174 --> 01:09:37,594
+For children with very little pocket money.
+You can suck them forever.
+
+999
+01:09:37,678 --> 01:09:39,388
+I want an Everlasting Gobstopper.
+
+1000
+01:09:39,471 --> 01:09:40,848
+- Me, too.
+- And me.
+
+1001
+01:09:40,931 --> 01:09:43,433
+Fantastic invention.
+Revolutionize the industry.
+
+1002
+01:09:43,517 --> 01:09:47,271
+You can suck them and suck them
+and they'll never get any smaller. Never.
+
+1003
+01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:48,605
+At least, I don't think so.
+
+1004
+01:09:48,689 --> 01:09:50,858
+WONKA: Few more tests.
+MIKE: How do you make them?
+
+1005
+01:09:50,941 --> 01:09:54,611
+I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
+Speak a little louder next time.
+
+1006
+01:09:54,695 --> 01:09:56,363
+WONKA: Who wants
+an Everlasting Gobstopper?
+
+1007
+01:09:56,446 --> 01:09:58,115
+CHILDREN: I do.
+
+1008
+01:09:59,116 --> 01:10:03,495
+<i>I can only give them to you
+if you swear to keep them for yourselves...</i>
+
+1009
+01:10:03,704 --> 01:10:08,083
+and never show them to another
+living soul as long as you all shall live.
+
+1010
+01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:10,169
+WONKA: Agreed?
+CHILDREN: Agreed.
+
+1011
+01:10:10,377 --> 01:10:14,006
+Good. One for you,
+and one for you, and one for you.
+
+1012
+01:10:14,089 --> 01:10:15,591
+What about Charlie?
+
+1013
+01:10:15,716 --> 01:10:17,134
+WONKA: And one for Charlie.
+
+1014
+01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:19,720
+She's got two. I want another one.
+
+1015
+01:10:19,803 --> 01:10:22,723
+VIOLET: Stop squawking, you twit!
+WONKA: Everybody has had one.
+
+1016
+01:10:22,806 --> 01:10:26,059
+And one is enough for anybody.
+Now come along.
+
+1017
+01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:29,396
+WONKA: Over here, if you'll follow me...
+
+1018
+01:10:29,813 --> 01:10:31,982
+<i>I have something rather special
+to show you.</i>
+
+1019
+01:10:32,065 --> 01:10:33,775
+MR. SALT: It's special, all right.
+
+1020
+01:10:34,067 --> 01:10:36,403
+I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one.
+
+1021
+01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:38,989
+MIKE: What a contraption.
+WONKA: Isn't she scrumptious?
+
+1022
+01:10:39,072 --> 01:10:42,451
+<i>She's my revolutionary,
+non-pollutionary mechanical wonder.</i>
+
+1023
+01:10:42,868 --> 01:10:45,412
+Button, button, who's got the button?
+
+1024
+01:10:45,829 --> 01:10:47,331
+CHARLIE: It's over there.
+
+1025
+01:10:47,915 --> 01:10:49,082
+WONKA: Here?
+CHARLIE: Yeah.
+
+1026
+01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:51,793
+[Whizzing and whirring]
+
+1027
+01:11:05,182 --> 01:11:07,434
+WONKA: What you are witnessing,
+dear friends...
+
+1028
+01:11:07,518 --> 01:11:10,312
+is the most enormous miracle
+of the Machine Age.
+
+1029
+01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:13,315
+<i>The creation of a confectionery giant.</i>
+
+1030
+01:11:14,650 --> 01:11:17,236
+[Whizzing and whirring continues]
+
+1031
+01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:25,452
+<i>WONKA: Finito.
+VERUCA: That's all?</i>
+
+1032
+01:11:25,536 --> 01:11:27,538
+Don't you know what this is?
+
+1033
+01:11:27,621 --> 01:11:29,498
+VIOLET: By gum, it's gum!
+WONKA: Wrong.
+
+1034
+01:11:29,581 --> 01:11:33,418
+It's the most amazing, fabulous,
+sensational gum in the whole world.
+
+1035
+01:11:33,502 --> 01:11:34,795
+What's so fab about it?
+
+1036
+01:11:34,878 --> 01:11:38,131
+- This tiny gum is a three-course dinner.
+- Bull.
+
+1037
+01:11:38,215 --> 01:11:41,385
+WONKA: Roast beef, it's not quite right yet.
+VIOLET: I don't care.
+
+1038
+01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:43,554
+I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.
+
+1039
+01:11:43,637 --> 01:11:45,472
+So long as it's gum, that's for me.
+
+1040
+01:11:45,556 --> 01:11:47,808
+Violet, don't do anything stupid.
+
+1041
+01:11:47,891 --> 01:11:49,893
+What's it taste like?
+
+1042
+01:11:49,977 --> 01:11:52,813
+Madness! It's tomato soup.
+
+1043
+01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:56,066
+It's hot and creamy.
+I can feel it running down my throat.
+
+1044
+01:11:56,150 --> 01:11:57,609
+Stop. Don't.
+
+1045
+01:11:57,693 --> 01:12:01,864
+- Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka?
+- Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.
+
+1046
+01:12:01,947 --> 01:12:03,699
+This sure is great soup.
+
+1047
+01:12:03,824 --> 01:12:05,742
+The second course is coming up.
+
+1048
+01:12:05,826 --> 01:12:08,162
+Roast beef and a baked potato.
+
+1049
+01:12:08,704 --> 01:12:10,455
+With sour cream?
+
+1050
+01:12:11,665 --> 01:12:14,835
+SAM: What's for dessert, baby?
+VIOLET: Dessert? Here it comes.
+
+1051
+01:12:14,918 --> 01:12:18,922
+<i>Blueberry pie and cream.
+It's the most marvelous pie I've tasted.</i>
+
+1052
+01:12:19,006 --> 01:12:21,300
+SAM: Holy Toledo!
+What's happening to your face?
+
+1053
+01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:23,010
+Cool it, Dad. Let me finish.
+
+1054
+01:12:23,093 --> 01:12:24,845
+But your face is turning blue.
+
+1055
+01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:28,307
+SAM: You're turning violet, Violet!
+VIOLET: What are you talking about?
+
+1056
+01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:30,476
+I told you I hadn't got it right yet.
+
+1057
+01:12:30,559 --> 01:12:33,187
+You can say that again.
+Look what it's done to my kid.
+
+1058
+01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:37,024
+It always goes wrong
+when we come to the dessert. Always.
+
+1059
+01:12:37,149 --> 01:12:39,109
+Violet, what are you doing now?
+
+1060
+01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:41,111
+- You're blowing up!
+- I feel funny!
+
+1061
+01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:43,447
+GRANDPA: I'm not surprised.
+VIOLET: What's happening?
+
+1062
+01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,532
+SAM: You're blowing up!
+WONKA: Like a blueberry.
+
+1063
+01:12:45,616 --> 01:12:47,951
+SAM: Call a doctor!
+MRS. TEEVEE: Stick her with a pin.
+
+1064
+01:12:48,035 --> 01:12:50,537
+CHARLIE: She'll pop.
+WONKA: It happens every time.
+
+1065
+01:12:50,621 --> 01:12:53,790
+<i>- They all become blueberries.
+- You've really done it this time!</i>
+
+1066
+01:12:53,874 --> 01:12:55,542
+I'll break you for this.
+
+1067
+01:12:55,626 --> 01:12:58,837
+- Well, I'll get it right in the end.
+- Help!
+
+1068
+01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:02,799
+SAM: Let the air out of her quick.
+WONKA: There's no air.
+
+1069
+01:13:02,883 --> 01:13:04,635
+- That's juice.
+- Juice?
+
+1070
+01:13:04,718 --> 01:13:07,930
+Would you roll the young lady
+down to the juicing room at once?
+
+1071
+01:13:08,013 --> 01:13:10,057
+SAM: What for?
+WONKA: For squeezing.
+
+1072
+01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:12,726
+She has to be squeezed immediately
+before she explodes.
+
+1073
+01:13:12,810 --> 01:13:15,395
+- Explodes?
+- It's a fairly simple operation.
+
+1074
+01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:19,233
+<i>[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+1075
+01:13:19,316 --> 01:13:22,778
+<i>I've got another puzzle for you</i>
+
+1076
+01:13:22,986 --> 01:13:26,156
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompada Dee</i>
+
+1077
+01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:30,202
+<i>If you are wise you'll listen to me</i>
+
+1078
+01:13:30,452 --> 01:13:33,664
+<i>Gum chewing's fine
+When it's once in a while</i>
+
+1079
+01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:37,584
+<i>It stops you from smoking
+And brightens your smile</i>
+
+1080
+01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:40,963
+<i>But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong</i>
+
+1081
+01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:45,259
+<i>Chewing and chewing all day long</i>
+
+1082
+01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,762
+<i>The way that a cow does</i>
+
+1083
+01:13:50,347 --> 01:13:53,934
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da</i>
+
+1084
+01:13:54,017 --> 01:13:57,229
+<i>Given good manners, you will go far</i>
+
+1085
+01:13:57,688 --> 01:14:00,858
+<i>You will live in happiness, too</i>
+
+1086
+01:14:01,191 --> 01:14:05,445
+<i>Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+1087
+01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:13,120
+I'll get even with you for this,
+if it's the last thing I ever do!
+
+1088
+01:14:13,203 --> 01:14:15,789
+I got a blueberry for a daughter.
+
+1089
+01:14:16,748 --> 01:14:20,544
+" Where is fancy bred,
+In the heart or in the head?"
+
+1090
+01:14:22,004 --> 01:14:23,547
+Shall we roll on?
+
+1091
+01:14:28,093 --> 01:14:29,428
+WONKA: Thank you.
+
+1092
+01:14:29,970 --> 01:14:34,558
+Well, well, two naughty,
+nasty little children gone.
+
+1093
+01:14:34,975 --> 01:14:38,395
+Three good, sweet little children left.
+
+1094
+01:14:40,481 --> 01:14:43,233
+WONKA: Hurry, please. Long way to go yet.
+
+1095
+01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:49,031
+Wait a minute. I must show you this.
+
+1096
+01:14:49,156 --> 01:14:51,909
+Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls.
+
+1097
+01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:53,869
+Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange.
+
+1098
+01:14:53,952 --> 01:14:57,789
+Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple.
+Go ahead, try it.
+
+1099
+01:14:58,207 --> 01:15:00,083
+MRS. TEEVEE: I got a plum.
+
+1100
+01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:03,837
+CHARLIE: Grandpa, this banana's fantastic.
+It tastes so real.
+
+1101
+01:15:04,046 --> 01:15:07,257
+Try some more.
+The strawberries taste like strawberries.
+
+1102
+01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:09,843
+The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
+
+1103
+01:15:09,927 --> 01:15:12,805
+Snozzberries?
+Whoever heard of a snozzberry?
+
+1104
+01:15:14,139 --> 01:15:16,558
+" We are the music makers.
+
+1105
+01:15:16,892 --> 01:15:19,853
+" And we are the dreamers of dreams. "
+
+1106
+01:15:21,313 --> 01:15:22,815
+Come along.
+
+1107
+01:15:25,818 --> 01:15:28,403
+Something very unusual in here.
+
+1108
+01:15:28,904 --> 01:15:32,199
+WONKA: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere,
+but not a drop to drink.
+
+1109
+01:15:32,282 --> 01:15:35,077
+WONKA: Yet.
+CHARLIE: What's it making, Mr. Wonka?
+
+1110
+01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,579
+WONKA: Fizzy-Lifting drinks.
+They fill you with gas...
+
+1111
+01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:41,792
+and the gas is so lifting, that it lifts you
+right off the ground like a balloon.
+
+1112
+01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:44,211
+VERUCA: Isn't it high? Gosh!
+
+1113
+01:15:44,378 --> 01:15:48,423
+- But I dare not sell it yet. It's too powerful.
+- Let us try some, please.
+
+1114
+01:15:48,507 --> 01:15:52,886
+No, absolutely not. There'd be children
+floating around all over the place.
+
+1115
+01:15:53,095 --> 01:15:55,347
+Come along, don't hang about.
+
+1116
+01:15:55,681 --> 01:15:58,100
+<i>You'll be wild about this next room.</i>
+
+1117
+01:15:59,184 --> 01:16:01,854
+Let's take a drink. Nobody's watching.
+
+1118
+01:16:01,937 --> 01:16:03,689
+A small one won't hurt us.
+
+1119
+01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:11,029
+Not bad.
+
+1120
+01:16:12,698 --> 01:16:13,949
+Well?
+
+1121
+01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:15,951
+Nothing's happening.
+
+1122
+01:16:16,034 --> 01:16:18,745
+GRANDPA: You're right, Charlie.
+I can't understand why.
+
+1123
+01:16:18,829 --> 01:16:20,205
+[Grandpa shrieks]
+
+1124
+01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:23,417
+I feel terribly strange.
+
+1125
+01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:26,378
+- What do we do now?
+- I don't know, Charlie.
+
+1126
+01:16:26,795 --> 01:16:29,590
+We're in big trouble.
+Mr. Wonka isn't going to like this.
+
+1127
+01:16:29,673 --> 01:16:31,383
+We can't stay up here all day.
+
+1128
+01:16:31,466 --> 01:16:33,510
+- You're right but-
+- I'll try and get down.
+
+1129
+01:16:33,594 --> 01:16:36,597
+All right, Charlie,
+but please be very careful.
+
+1130
+01:16:37,806 --> 01:16:41,560
+It's fun, Grandpa. It works.
+Come on in, the air's fine.
+
+1131
+01:16:41,643 --> 01:16:44,730
+<i>- I haven't been swimming in 20 years.
+- Give me your hand.</i>
+
+1132
+01:16:44,813 --> 01:16:46,732
+I don't think I ought to.
+
+1133
+01:16:46,857 --> 01:16:49,151
+[Light instrumental music]
+
+1134
+01:16:49,401 --> 01:16:51,320
+This is great!
+
+1135
+01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:55,199
+CHARLIE: Try this, Grandpa.
+GRANDPA: All right, Charlie. Wait for me.
+
+1136
+01:16:55,657 --> 01:16:59,119
+[Grandpa and Charlie squeal with delight]
+
+1137
+01:16:59,578 --> 01:17:02,456
+GRANDPA: I'm a shooting star.
+CHARLIE: I'm a rocket!
+
+1138
+01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:05,792
+This is really great.
+
+1139
+01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:08,212
+Look, I'm a bird!
+
+1140
+01:17:10,088 --> 01:17:12,257
+GRANDPA: I feel light as a feather.
+
+1141
+01:17:13,091 --> 01:17:16,011
+Look down. We're really high now.
+
+1142
+01:17:20,516 --> 01:17:22,184
+Watch this, Grandpa.
+
+1143
+01:17:25,771 --> 01:17:27,272
+Wonderful, Charlie.
+
+1144
+01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:29,775
+- Try it, Grandpa.
+- I don't know.
+
+1145
+01:17:29,858 --> 01:17:32,486
+- Come on, Grandpa.
+- All right.
+
+1146
+01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:37,324
+You did it, Grandpa!
+
+1147
+01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:38,867
+[Grandpa groans]
+
+1148
+01:17:38,951 --> 01:17:40,869
+I think I hit an air pocket.
+
+1149
+01:17:40,953 --> 01:17:43,121
+You can fly to the moon this way.
+
+1150
+01:17:43,205 --> 01:17:44,957
+GRANDPA: Let's just fly south
+for the winter.
+
+1151
+01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:46,333
+CHARLIE: Why not?
+
+1152
+01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:51,296
+- I'm a bird!
+- I'm a plane!
+
+1153
+01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:52,631
+I'm...
+
+1154
+01:17:52,714 --> 01:17:54,550
+going too high!
+
+1155
+01:17:55,384 --> 01:17:57,636
+Grandpa, I can't get down!
+
+1156
+01:17:57,761 --> 01:18:00,639
+Help! Grandpa, the fan!
+
+1157
+01:18:00,722 --> 01:18:03,058
+GRANDPA: Stay away from it!
+It'll chop us to bits!
+
+1158
+01:18:03,142 --> 01:18:07,062
+GRANDPA: We're in trouble! I can't stop!
+CHARLIE: It's pulling me in!
+
+1159
+01:18:07,146 --> 01:18:09,022
+GRANDPA: I can't stop!
+
+1160
+01:18:09,231 --> 01:18:12,151
+CHARLIE: What do we do?
+GRANDPA: Grab hold of something quick!
+
+1161
+01:18:12,234 --> 01:18:14,820
+CHARLIE: There's nothing
+to grab on to! Help!
+
+1162
+01:18:15,112 --> 01:18:18,574
+CHARLIE: We're gonna get killed!
+GRANDPA: Help!
+
+1163
+01:18:18,657 --> 01:18:21,493
+Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan!
+
+1164
+01:18:22,452 --> 01:18:23,495
+[Burping]
+
+1165
+01:18:25,038 --> 01:18:27,916
+I'm going down. Quick, Charlie, burp!
+
+1166
+01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,252
+<i>If you don't, it'll cut you to ribbons!</i>
+
+1167
+01:18:30,335 --> 01:18:32,045
+CHARLIE: I can't! Help!
+
+1168
+01:18:32,129 --> 01:18:33,922
+<i>You've got to burp. It's the only way.</i>
+
+1169
+01:18:34,673 --> 01:18:36,800
+<i>Attaboy. Burp again.</i>
+
+1170
+01:18:37,176 --> 01:18:39,052
+<i>Attaboy. Come on.</i>
+
+1171
+01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:41,138
+[Charlie burping]
+
+1172
+01:18:41,346 --> 01:18:43,515
+That's wonderful, Charlie.
+
+1173
+01:18:50,022 --> 01:18:53,317
+GRANDPA: Grab on to me.
+We're going to be all right now.
+
+1174
+01:18:53,567 --> 01:18:55,444
+[Both burping]
+
+1175
+01:18:57,446 --> 01:19:00,157
+[Light instrumental music]
+
+1176
+01:19:01,241 --> 01:19:02,451
+Good boy.
+
+1177
+01:19:03,035 --> 01:19:05,496
+From now on,
+we keep our feet on the ground.
+
+1178
+01:19:05,579 --> 01:19:07,706
+Let's catch up to the others.
+
+1179
+01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:14,213
+I know what you're thinking.
+They can't be doing what they're doing.
+
+1180
+01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:16,423
+<i>But they are. They have to.</i>
+
+1181
+01:19:16,507 --> 01:19:19,301
+I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet
+who could do it.
+
+1182
+01:19:19,384 --> 01:19:21,720
+WONKA: These are the geese
+that lay the golden eggs.
+
+1183
+01:19:21,804 --> 01:19:23,931
+WONKA: They're larger
+than ordinary geese.
+
+1184
+01:19:24,014 --> 01:19:28,143
+WONKA: In fact, they're quadruple-size
+geese which produce octuple-size eggs.
+
+1185
+01:19:28,227 --> 01:19:30,229
+WONKA: They're laying overtime for Easter.
+
+1186
+01:19:30,312 --> 01:19:32,064
+But Easter's over.
+
+1187
+01:19:32,481 --> 01:19:36,401
+[Whispering] They don't know that.
+I'm trying to get ahead for next year.
+
+1188
+01:19:37,736 --> 01:19:40,322
+MR. SALT: What happens
+if they drop one of those eggs?
+
+1189
+01:19:40,405 --> 01:19:42,991
+WONKA: An omelet fit for a king, sir.
+
+1190
+01:19:43,325 --> 01:19:45,035
+VERUCA: Are they chocolate eggs?
+
+1191
+01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,955
+Golden chocolate eggs.
+That's a great delicacy.
+
+1192
+01:19:48,163 --> 01:19:49,748
+But don't get too close.
+
+1193
+01:19:49,832 --> 01:19:52,584
+<i>The geese are temperamental.
+So we have the Eggdicator.</i>
+
+1194
+01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:54,753
+MRS. TEEVEE: Egg-di-what?
+WONKA: The Eggdicator.
+
+1195
+01:19:54,837 --> 01:19:57,381
+<i>It can tell the difference
+between a good egg...</i>
+
+1196
+01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:58,715
+and a bad egg.
+
+1197
+01:19:58,799 --> 01:20:02,594
+<i>If it's a good egg, it's shined up
+and shipped out all over the world.</i>
+
+1198
+01:20:02,761 --> 01:20:04,680
+But if it's a bad egg...
+
+1199
+01:20:05,597 --> 01:20:07,099
+down the chute.
+
+1200
+01:20:08,767 --> 01:20:10,144
+[Horn honking]
+
+1201
+01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:14,815
+- It's an educated Eggdicator.
+- It's a lot of nonsense.
+
+1202
+01:20:15,357 --> 01:20:18,443
+<i>[Singing] A little nonsense now and then</i>
+
+1203
+01:20:18,527 --> 01:20:21,864
+<i>Is relished by the wisest men</i>
+
+1204
+01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:24,283
+VERUCA: Daddy, I want a golden goose.
+
+1205
+01:20:24,533 --> 01:20:27,494
+CHARLIE: Here we go again.
+MR. SALT: All right, sweetheart.
+
+1206
+01:20:27,703 --> 01:20:30,038
+You'll get one as soon as we get home.
+
+1207
+01:20:30,122 --> 01:20:32,457
+No, I want one of those.
+
+1208
+01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:35,127
+How much do you want for the goose?
+
+1209
+01:20:35,210 --> 01:20:37,546
+WONKA: They're not for sale.
+MR. SALT: Name your price.
+
+1210
+01:20:37,629 --> 01:20:39,798
+<i>WONKA: She can't have one.
+VERUCA: Who says so?</i>
+
+1211
+01:20:39,882 --> 01:20:43,552
+- The man with the funny hat.
+- I want one. I want a golden goose.
+
+1212
+01:20:44,052 --> 01:20:46,513
+Gooses. Geeses.
+
+1213
+01:20:46,722 --> 01:20:49,475
+I want my geese
+to lay golden eggs for Easter.
+
+1214
+01:20:49,558 --> 01:20:51,894
+MR. SALT: It will, dear.
+VERUCA: At least 100 a day.
+
+1215
+01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:54,980
+MR. SALT: Anything you say.
+VERUCA: And by the way...
+
+1216
+01:20:55,147 --> 01:20:58,484
+VERUCA: I want a feast.
+MR. SALT: You ate before you came here.
+
+1217
+01:20:58,567 --> 01:21:00,319
+<i>[Singing] I want a bean-feast</i>
+
+1218
+01:21:00,402 --> 01:21:01,487
+One of those.
+
+1219
+01:21:01,570 --> 01:21:04,573
+<i>[Singing] Cream buns and doughnuts
+And fruitcake with no nuts</i>
+
+1220
+01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:06,408
+<i>So good you could go nuts</i>
+
+1221
+01:21:06,492 --> 01:21:10,996
+<i>- You'll have them when you get home.
+- No, now. I want a ball.</i>
+
+1222
+01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:13,665
+<i>[Singing] I want a party</i>
+
+1223
+01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:16,210
+<i>Pink macaroons and a million balloons</i>
+
+1224
+01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:18,504
+<i>And performing baboons and...</i>
+
+1225
+01:21:18,587 --> 01:21:19,880
+<i>Give it to me</i>
+
+1226
+01:21:20,297 --> 01:21:21,423
+Now.
+
+1227
+01:21:21,507 --> 01:21:23,675
+<i>[Singing] I want the world</i>
+
+1228
+01:21:23,842 --> 01:21:26,178
+<i>I want the whole world</i>
+
+1229
+01:21:26,345 --> 01:21:30,682
+<i>I want to lock it all up in my pocket
+It's my bar of chocolate</i>
+
+1230
+01:21:30,849 --> 01:21:33,852
+<i>Give it to me now</i>
+
+1231
+01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:35,854
+<i>I want today</i>
+
+1232
+01:21:36,355 --> 01:21:38,398
+<i>I want tomorrow</i>
+
+1233
+01:21:38,607 --> 01:21:41,235
+<i>I want to wear them
+Like braids in my hair</i>
+
+1234
+01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:43,529
+<i>And I don't want to share them!</i>
+
+1235
+01:21:47,366 --> 01:21:51,036
+<i>I want a party with roomfuls of laughter</i>
+
+1236
+01:21:51,203 --> 01:21:54,039
+<i>Ten thousand tons of ice cream</i>
+
+1237
+01:21:54,206 --> 01:21:57,918
+<i>And if I don't get the things I am after</i>
+
+1238
+01:21:58,794 --> 01:22:02,756
+<i>I'm going to scream</i>
+
+1239
+01:22:12,641 --> 01:22:14,059
+<i>I want the works</i>
+
+1240
+01:22:14,143 --> 01:22:15,644
+<i>I want the whole works</i>
+
+1241
+01:22:15,727 --> 01:22:18,397
+<i>Presents and prizes
+And sweets and surprises</i>
+
+1242
+01:22:18,564 --> 01:22:21,358
+<i>Of all shapes and sizes
+And now</i>
+
+1243
+01:22:21,483 --> 01:22:25,487
+<i>Don't care how
+I want it now</i>
+
+1244
+01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,535
+[Horn honking]
+
+1245
+01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,835
+She was a bad egg.
+
+1246
+01:22:41,211 --> 01:22:42,671
+Where's she gone?
+
+1247
+01:22:42,754 --> 01:22:45,924
+Where all the other bad eggs go.
+Down the garbage chute.
+
+1248
+01:22:46,175 --> 01:22:48,177
+The garbage chute?
+
+1249
+01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:51,555
+- Where does it lead to?
+- To the furnace.
+
+1250
+01:22:52,264 --> 01:22:54,099
+The furnace?
+
+1251
+01:22:54,766 --> 01:22:57,853
+- She'll be sizzled like a sausage.
+- Not necessarily.
+
+1252
+01:22:57,936 --> 01:23:00,397
+She could be stuck inside the tube.
+
+1253
+01:23:00,647 --> 01:23:01,773
+Hold on!
+
+1254
+01:23:01,857 --> 01:23:04,943
+MR. SALT: Veruca, sweetheart.
+Daddy's coming!
+
+1255
+01:23:08,030 --> 01:23:10,199
+There's gonna be a lot of garbage today.
+
+1256
+01:23:10,282 --> 01:23:13,160
+Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.
+
+1257
+01:23:13,368 --> 01:23:15,954
+- What's that?
+- Veruca went first.
+
+1258
+01:23:16,121 --> 01:23:20,000
+CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka, they won't really
+be burned in the furnace, will they?
+
+1259
+01:23:20,876 --> 01:23:23,795
+I think that furnace is lit
+only every other day.
+
+1260
+01:23:23,962 --> 01:23:26,548
+<i>So they have a good sporting chance.</i>
+
+1261
+01:23:27,299 --> 01:23:30,803
+<i>[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+1262
+01:23:30,969 --> 01:23:34,473
+<i>I've got another puzzle for you</i>
+
+1263
+01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:37,893
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee</i>
+
+1264
+01:23:38,227 --> 01:23:41,647
+<i>If you are wise you'll listen to me</i>
+
+1265
+01:23:41,897 --> 01:23:45,359
+<i>Who do you blame when your kid is a brat</i>
+
+1266
+01:23:45,442 --> 01:23:48,821
+<i>Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?</i>
+
+1267
+01:23:48,904 --> 01:23:52,241
+<i>Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame</i>
+
+1268
+01:23:52,324 --> 01:23:56,203
+<i>You know exactly who's to blame</i>
+
+1269
+01:23:57,162 --> 01:23:59,665
+<i>The mother and the father</i>
+
+1270
+01:24:00,999 --> 01:24:04,211
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da</i>
+
+1271
+01:24:04,503 --> 01:24:08,006
+<i>If you're not spoiled then you will go far</i>
+
+1272
+01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:12,136
+<i>You will live in happiness, too</i>
+
+1273
+01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:17,599
+<i>Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+1274
+01:24:18,809 --> 01:24:21,770
+WONKA: I can't understand.
+The children are disappearing like rabbits.
+
+1275
+01:24:21,854 --> 01:24:25,107
+<i>Well, we still have each other.
+Shall we press on?</i>
+
+1276
+01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:27,276
+Can't we sit down for a minute?
+
+1277
+01:24:27,359 --> 01:24:31,530
+- The pace is killing me.
+- Transportation has been arranged.
+
+1278
+01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:38,287
+WONKA: Behold the Wonkamobile.
+
+1279
+01:24:38,370 --> 01:24:40,622
+" A thing of beauty is a joy forever. "
+
+1280
+01:24:40,706 --> 01:24:43,542
+WONKA: Places, please.
+The dance is about to begin.
+
+1281
+01:24:43,667 --> 01:24:46,295
+WONKA: Better grab a seat,
+they're going fast.
+
+1282
+01:24:46,545 --> 01:24:49,047
+GRANDPA: What's that
+they're filling it up with?
+
+1283
+01:24:49,214 --> 01:24:52,134
+Ginger ale, ginger pop,
+ginger beer, beer bubbles...
+
+1284
+01:24:52,217 --> 01:24:55,637
+bubbleade, bubble cola, double cola,
+double-bubble burp-a-cola...
+
+1285
+01:24:55,721 --> 01:24:58,724
+and all that crazy carbonated stuff
+that tickles your nose.
+
+1286
+01:24:58,891 --> 01:25:01,977
+Few people realize
+the tremendous power in those things.
+
+1287
+01:25:02,060 --> 01:25:03,937
+I'm sorry I asked.
+
+1288
+01:25:04,021 --> 01:25:07,316
+[Whispering] You think Slugworth would
+pay extra to know about this?
+
+1289
+01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:10,360
+Just keep your eyes open
+and your mouth shut.
+
+1290
+01:25:11,862 --> 01:25:14,656
+WONKA: Everybody set?
+CHARLIE: Is this gonna go fast?
+
+1291
+01:25:14,740 --> 01:25:17,493
+It should. It's got more gas in it
+than a politician.
+
+1292
+01:25:17,576 --> 01:25:21,538
+Hold on tight. I'm going to open her up
+and see what she can do.
+
+1293
+01:25:29,755 --> 01:25:31,757
+WONKA: " Swifter than eagles...
+
+1294
+01:25:32,049 --> 01:25:34,092
+" stronger than lions! "
+
+1295
+01:25:34,468 --> 01:25:35,969
+[Screaming]
+
+1296
+01:25:42,059 --> 01:25:43,769
+MIKE: It's getting in my eyes!
+
+1297
+01:25:44,394 --> 01:25:46,271
+MRS. TEEVEE: It's seeping in my shoes!
+
+1298
+01:25:46,438 --> 01:25:49,107
+MRS. TEEVEE: I'm soaked!
+It'll never come out!
+
+1299
+01:25:49,399 --> 01:25:51,109
+MIKE: It's sticking to my gun.
+
+1300
+01:25:52,945 --> 01:25:54,530
+[Wonka singing]
+
+1301
+01:25:59,451 --> 01:26:02,663
+My dress! My hair! My face!
+
+1302
+01:26:03,956 --> 01:26:06,792
+MRS. TEEVEE: I'm sending you
+the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka.
+
+1303
+01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,797
+MRS. TEEVEE: I'm dry cleaned.
+
+1304
+01:26:17,094 --> 01:26:18,679
+Grandpa, what was that
+we just went through?
+
+1305
+01:26:19,555 --> 01:26:20,848
+Hsaw Aknow.
+
+1306
+01:26:20,931 --> 01:26:22,015
+MRS. TEEVEE: Is that Japanese?
+
+1307
+01:26:22,099 --> 01:26:24,226
+No, " Wonka Wash" spelled backwards.
+
+1308
+01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:26,562
+WONKA: That's it. The journey's over.
+
+1309
+01:26:26,645 --> 01:26:30,607
+<i>GRANDPA: Finest bath I've had in 20 years.
+CHARLIE: Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka.</i>
+
+1310
+01:26:30,732 --> 01:26:34,069
+<i>- That's as far as it goes?
+- Couldn't we have walked?</i>
+
+1311
+01:26:34,570 --> 01:26:38,907
+<i>If the good Lord had intended us to walk,
+he wouldn't have invented roller skates.</i>
+
+1312
+01:26:38,991 --> 01:26:43,245
+<i>Would you all please put these on?
+We have to be very careful.</i>
+
+1313
+01:26:43,745 --> 01:26:46,081
+There's dangerous stuff inside.
+
+1314
+01:26:48,709 --> 01:26:52,337
+WONKA: Wonkavision. My very latest
+and greatest invention.
+
+1315
+01:26:53,255 --> 01:26:55,591
+MIKE: It's television.
+WONKA: It's Wonkavision.
+
+1316
+01:26:55,674 --> 01:26:58,844
+<i>I suppose you all know
+how ordinary television works.</i>
+
+1317
+01:26:58,927 --> 01:27:01,513
+- You photograph-
+- I do. You photograph something...
+
+1318
+01:27:01,597 --> 01:27:04,224
+then it's split into millions of pieces...
+
+1319
+01:27:04,308 --> 01:27:08,854
+that go whizzing through the air
+and down to your TV set in the right order.
+
+1320
+01:27:09,188 --> 01:27:12,441
+You should open your mouth a little wider
+when you speak.
+
+1321
+01:27:12,524 --> 01:27:15,068
+So I thought,
+" If they can do it with a photograph...
+
+1322
+01:27:15,152 --> 01:27:17,988
+" why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate?"
+
+1323
+01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:24,661
+WONKA: I shall now send this chocolate
+bar from one end of the room to the other.
+
+1324
+01:27:24,745 --> 01:27:28,373
+It has to be big, because when
+you transmit something by television...
+
+1325
+01:27:28,457 --> 01:27:30,959
+it always ends up smaller
+on the other end.
+
+1326
+01:27:31,043 --> 01:27:32,711
+Goggles on, please.
+
+1327
+01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:38,008
+WONKA: Lights, camera, action!
+
+1328
+01:27:38,634 --> 01:27:39,885
+[Screaming]
+
+1329
+01:27:40,135 --> 01:27:42,054
+<i>You can remove your goggles.</i>
+
+1330
+01:27:42,387 --> 01:27:44,056
+Where's the chocolate?
+
+1331
+01:27:44,139 --> 01:27:46,892
+It's flying over our heads
+in a million pieces.
+
+1332
+01:27:47,017 --> 01:27:48,602
+[Electronic beeping]
+
+1333
+01:27:49,102 --> 01:27:50,771
+WONKA: Now watch the screen.
+
+1334
+01:27:53,732 --> 01:27:55,067
+WONKA: Here it comes.
+
+1335
+01:27:56,318 --> 01:27:57,778
+WONKA: There it is.
+
+1336
+01:27:57,945 --> 01:28:01,031
+- Take it.
+- How can you take it? It's just a picture.
+
+1337
+01:28:01,114 --> 01:28:02,825
+All right, you take it.
+
+1338
+01:28:03,992 --> 01:28:07,704
+- It's real.
+- Taste it. It's delicious. It's just smaller.
+
+1339
+01:28:10,415 --> 01:28:12,668
+- It's perfect.
+- It's unbelievable.
+
+1340
+01:28:12,751 --> 01:28:14,545
+- It's a miracle.
+- It's a TV dinner.
+
+1341
+01:28:14,628 --> 01:28:17,339
+- It's Wonkavision.
+- It could change the world.
+
+1342
+01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:19,174
+Can you send other things?
+
+1343
+01:28:19,258 --> 01:28:21,593
+MIKE: Not just chocolate.
+WONKA: Anything you like.
+
+1344
+01:28:21,677 --> 01:28:24,096
+- What about people?
+- People?
+
+1345
+01:28:26,098 --> 01:28:28,809
+I don't really know. I suppose I could.
+
+1346
+01:28:29,017 --> 01:28:32,020
+Yes, I'm sure I could.
+I'm pretty sure I could.
+
+1347
+01:28:32,104 --> 01:28:34,022
+<i>But it might have some messy results.</i>
+
+1348
+01:28:34,106 --> 01:28:37,442
+MIKE: Look! I'm going to be
+the first person to be sent by television.
+
+1349
+01:28:37,526 --> 01:28:40,362
+MRS. TEEVEE: Get away from that thing!
+WONKA: Come back.
+
+1350
+01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:42,531
+MIKE: Lights, camera, action!
+
+1351
+01:28:44,324 --> 01:28:45,826
+[Electronic beeping]
+
+1352
+01:28:46,201 --> 01:28:47,578
+Where are you?
+
+1353
+01:28:47,786 --> 01:28:49,913
+GRANDPA: He's up there,
+in a million pieces.
+
+1354
+01:28:49,997 --> 01:28:51,915
+MRS. TEEVEE: Mike, are you there?
+
+1355
+01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:53,917
+WONKA: No good shouting.
+Watch the screen.
+
+1356
+01:28:54,001 --> 01:28:55,919
+[Electronic beeping continues]
+
+1357
+01:28:56,879 --> 01:28:59,214
+Mike? Why is he taking so long?
+
+1358
+01:28:59,298 --> 01:29:01,633
+A million pieces take a long time
+to put together.
+
+1359
+01:29:01,717 --> 01:29:04,553
+MRS. TEEVEE: Where are they?
+WONKA: There's something coming.
+
+1360
+01:29:04,636 --> 01:29:07,389
+MRS. TEEVEE: Is it Mike?
+WONKA: It's hard to tell but-
+
+1361
+01:29:07,890 --> 01:29:10,476
+The little groover's getting smaller
+by the minute.
+
+1362
+01:29:10,559 --> 01:29:14,771
+MIKE: Look at me. I'm the first person
+in the world to be sent by television.
+
+1363
+01:29:15,522 --> 01:29:17,941
+Wow, what a wild trip that was.
+
+1364
+01:29:18,150 --> 01:29:20,819
+It's the greatest thing
+that's ever happened to me.
+
+1365
+01:29:20,903 --> 01:29:24,573
+Am I coming in clear?
+Mom, I said, am I coming in clear?
+
+1366
+01:29:24,656 --> 01:29:26,742
+Great. He's completely unharmed.
+
+1367
+01:29:26,825 --> 01:29:28,911
+You call that unharmed?
+
+1368
+01:29:28,994 --> 01:29:32,247
+Wow, that was something.
+Can I do it again?
+
+1369
+01:29:32,331 --> 01:29:34,082
+MRS. TEEVEE: No, there'll be nothing left.
+
+1370
+01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:36,418
+Don't worry about a thing, Mom.
+I feel fine.
+
+1371
+01:29:36,502 --> 01:29:38,420
+MIKE: I'm famous. I'm a TV star.
+
+1372
+01:29:38,504 --> 01:29:40,839
+MIKE: Wait till the kids back home
+hear about this.
+
+1373
+01:29:40,923 --> 01:29:42,591
+MRS. TEEVEE: Nobody will.
+
+1374
+01:29:42,674 --> 01:29:45,677
+Where are you taking me?
+I don't want to go in there.
+
+1375
+01:29:45,761 --> 01:29:48,096
+Be quiet. Well?
+
+1376
+01:29:49,097 --> 01:29:52,810
+Fortunately, small boys
+are extremely springy and elastic.
+
+1377
+01:29:52,935 --> 01:29:55,896
+So I think we'll put him
+in my special taffy-pulling machine.
+
+1378
+01:29:55,979 --> 01:29:57,022
+That should do the trick.
+
+1379
+01:29:57,147 --> 01:29:58,690
+To the Taffy-Pulling Room.
+
+1380
+01:29:58,774 --> 01:30:02,528
+The boy is in his mother's purse.
+But be extremely careful.
+
+1381
+01:30:02,611 --> 01:30:04,029
+[Mrs. Teevee stuttering]
+
+1382
+01:30:04,530 --> 01:30:06,448
+What's he saying?
+
+1383
+01:30:06,698 --> 01:30:09,284
+No, I won't hold you responsible.
+
+1384
+01:30:10,536 --> 01:30:14,248
+And now, my dearest lady,
+it's time to say goodbye.
+
+1385
+01:30:14,456 --> 01:30:16,250
+No, don't speak.
+
+1386
+01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:20,712
+For some moments in life,
+there are no words. Run along now.
+
+1387
+01:30:20,879 --> 01:30:23,590
+[Mrs. Teevee mumbles incoherently]
+
+1388
+01:30:27,219 --> 01:30:29,096
+<i>Adieu.</i>
+
+1389
+01:30:29,721 --> 01:30:32,391
+" Parting is such sweet sorrow. "
+
+1390
+01:30:38,272 --> 01:30:40,315
+[Slow instrumental music]
+
+1391
+01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:44,403
+<i>[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+1392
+01:30:44,987 --> 01:30:47,823
+<i>I've got another puzzle for you</i>
+
+1393
+01:30:48,532 --> 01:30:51,201
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompada Dee</i>
+
+1394
+01:30:51,994 --> 01:30:54,913
+<i>If you are wise you'll listen to me</i>
+
+1395
+01:30:55,539 --> 01:30:58,542
+<i>What do you get from a glut of TV?</i>
+
+1396
+01:30:58,750 --> 01:31:02,004
+<i>A pain in the neck and an IQ of three</i>
+
+1397
+01:31:02,504 --> 01:31:05,924
+<i>Why don't you try simply reading a book?</i>
+
+1398
+01:31:06,008 --> 01:31:08,552
+<i>Or could you just not bear to look?</i>
+
+1399
+01:31:08,635 --> 01:31:10,888
+<i>You'll get no</i>
+
+1400
+01:31:13,223 --> 01:31:16,143
+<i>You'll get no commercials</i>
+
+1401
+01:31:16,226 --> 01:31:20,397
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da</i>
+
+1402
+01:31:20,731 --> 01:31:24,276
+<i>If you like reading, you will go far</i>
+
+1403
+01:31:24,610 --> 01:31:27,863
+<i>You will live in happiness, too</i>
+
+1404
+01:31:28,363 --> 01:31:29,615
+<i>Like the</i>
+
+1405
+01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:31,408
+<i>Oompa</i>
+
+1406
+01:31:32,242 --> 01:31:35,287
+<i>Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do</i>
+
+1407
+01:31:38,957 --> 01:31:42,878
+So much to do: Invoices, bills, letters.
+
+1408
+01:31:43,879 --> 01:31:46,381
+I must answer that note from the Queen.
+
+1409
+01:31:47,216 --> 01:31:50,886
+What's gonna happen to the other kids?
+Augustus and Veruca?
+
+1410
+01:31:50,969 --> 01:31:54,223
+My dear boy, I promise you
+they'll be quite all right.
+
+1411
+01:31:54,306 --> 01:31:59,228
+<i>When they leave here, they'll be restored
+to their normal, terrible old selves.</i>
+
+1412
+01:31:59,978 --> 01:32:02,731
+But maybe they'll be
+a little bit wiser for the wear.
+
+1413
+01:32:02,815 --> 01:32:04,399
+Don't worry about it.
+
+1414
+01:32:04,483 --> 01:32:06,902
+What do we do now, Mr. Wonka?
+
+1415
+01:32:07,319 --> 01:32:11,198
+I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
+Excuse me for not showing you out.
+
+1416
+01:32:11,281 --> 01:32:14,701
+Straight up the stairs, you'll find it.
+I'm busy. A whole day wasted.
+
+1417
+01:32:14,785 --> 01:32:16,620
+Goodbye to you both.
+
+1418
+01:32:17,996 --> 01:32:19,414
+[Door closing]
+
+1419
+01:32:20,332 --> 01:32:23,502
+What happened?
+Did we do something wrong?
+
+1420
+01:32:24,086 --> 01:32:26,004
+I don't know, Charlie.
+
+1421
+01:32:26,588 --> 01:32:28,674
+But I'm going to find out.
+
+1422
+01:32:34,096 --> 01:32:35,889
+[Clock ticking]
+
+1423
+01:32:46,316 --> 01:32:49,444
+GRANDPA: Mr. Wonka?
+WONKA: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
+
+1424
+01:32:49,528 --> 01:32:52,364
+I just wanted to ask about the chocolate.
+
+1425
+01:32:52,447 --> 01:32:55,868
+The lifetime supply of chocolate.
+For Charlie.
+
+1426
+01:32:56,368 --> 01:32:57,911
+When does he get it?
+
+1427
+01:32:58,036 --> 01:33:00,164
+WONKA: He doesn't.
+GRANDPA: Why not?
+
+1428
+01:33:00,372 --> 01:33:02,499
+WONKA: Because he broke the rules.
+
+1429
+01:33:02,708 --> 01:33:05,419
+What rules?
+We didn't see any rules, did we?
+
+1430
+01:33:05,502 --> 01:33:07,546
+Wrong, sir!
+
+1431
+01:33:07,963 --> 01:33:11,550
+Under Section 37-B
+of the contract signed by him...
+
+1432
+01:33:11,633 --> 01:33:15,637
+it states quite clearly that
+all offers shall become null and void if...
+
+1433
+01:33:15,721 --> 01:33:19,057
+And you can read it for yourself
+in this photostat copy:
+
+1434
+01:33:19,141 --> 01:33:20,726
+" I, the undersigned...
+
+1435
+01:33:20,809 --> 01:33:23,812
+" shall forfeit all rights,
+privileges, and licenses...
+
+1436
+01:33:23,896 --> 01:33:26,106
+" herein contained," etc.
+
+1437
+01:33:26,315 --> 01:33:30,027
+<i>'"Fax mentis incendium
+gloriae culpum, '"etc.</i>
+
+1438
+01:33:33,405 --> 01:33:36,700
+It's all there, black and white,
+clear as crystal!
+
+1439
+01:33:36,909 --> 01:33:39,119
+You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks!
+
+1440
+01:33:39,328 --> 01:33:43,081
+You bumped into the ceiling which
+now has to be washed and sterilized!
+
+1441
+01:33:43,165 --> 01:33:45,209
+So you get nothing!
+
+1442
+01:33:45,417 --> 01:33:46,710
+You lose!
+
+1443
+01:33:46,919 --> 01:33:48,712
+Good day, sir!
+
+1444
+01:33:49,838 --> 01:33:51,423
+You're a crook.
+
+1445
+01:33:51,507 --> 01:33:54,510
+You're a cheat and a swindler,
+that's what you are.
+
+1446
+01:33:54,593 --> 01:33:56,678
+How can you do a thing like this?
+
+1447
+01:33:56,762 --> 01:34:00,516
+Build up a little boy's hopes and
+then smash all his dreams to pieces.
+
+1448
+01:34:00,599 --> 01:34:02,643
+You're an inhuman monster!
+
+1449
+01:34:02,726 --> 01:34:04,394
+I said, good day!
+
+1450
+01:34:08,607 --> 01:34:11,485
+Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here.
+
+1451
+01:34:11,568 --> 01:34:14,530
+I'll get even with him
+if it's the last thing I ever do.
+
+1452
+01:34:14,613 --> 01:34:17,533
+If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper,
+he'll get one.
+
+1453
+01:34:40,514 --> 01:34:41,932
+Mr. Wonka.
+
+1454
+01:34:50,399 --> 01:34:54,862
+WONKA: " So shines a good deed
+in a weary world. "
+
+1455
+01:34:56,613 --> 01:34:57,656
+Charlie.
+
+1456
+01:34:59,449 --> 01:35:01,076
+My boy.
+
+1457
+01:35:01,743 --> 01:35:03,036
+<i>You've won!</i>
+
+1458
+01:35:03,245 --> 01:35:05,247
+You did it!
+
+1459
+01:35:05,330 --> 01:35:08,041
+I just knew you would!
+
+1460
+01:35:09,626 --> 01:35:12,629
+<i>Forgive me for putting you through this.
+Please forgive me.</i>
+
+1461
+01:35:12,713 --> 01:35:15,841
+Come in, Mr. Wilkinson.
+Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.
+
+1462
+01:35:15,924 --> 01:35:17,509
+WILKINSON: Pleasure.
+CHARLIE: Slugworth.
+
+1463
+01:35:17,593 --> 01:35:20,262
+No, that's not Slugworth.
+He works for me.
+
+1464
+01:35:20,345 --> 01:35:22,764
+CHARLIE: For you?
+WONKA: I had to test you, Charlie.
+
+1465
+01:35:22,848 --> 01:35:25,809
+And you passed the test. You won!
+
+1466
+01:35:25,893 --> 01:35:28,395
+GRANDPA: Won what?
+WONKA: The jackpot, my dear sir.
+
+1467
+01:35:28,479 --> 01:35:31,190
+WONKA: The grand and glorious jackpot.
+CHARLIE: The chocolate?
+
+1468
+01:35:31,273 --> 01:35:34,651
+The chocolate, yes.
+But that's just the beginning.
+
+1469
+01:35:34,735 --> 01:35:38,447
+<i>We have to get on.
+We have so much time and so little to do.</i>
+
+1470
+01:35:38,530 --> 01:35:40,407
+WONKA: Strike that. Reverse it.
+
+1471
+01:35:40,616 --> 01:35:42,242
+This way, please.
+
+1472
+01:35:42,784 --> 01:35:44,870
+We'll take the Wonkavator.
+
+1473
+01:35:45,412 --> 01:35:47,915
+Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir.
+
+1474
+01:35:55,964 --> 01:36:00,052
+- This is the great glass Wonkavator.
+- It's an elevator.
+
+1475
+01:36:00,135 --> 01:36:02,638
+It's a Wonkavator.
+An elevator only goes up and down.
+
+1476
+01:36:02,721 --> 01:36:06,266
+But the Wonkavator goes sideways,
+slantways, longways, back ways...
+
+1477
+01:36:06,350 --> 01:36:09,728
+CHARLIE: And front ways?
+WONKA:... and any other ways you think of.
+
+1478
+01:36:10,062 --> 01:36:14,358
+It can take you to any room by pressing
+one of these buttons. Any button.
+
+1479
+01:36:14,566 --> 01:36:17,236
+Press a button and zing, you're off.
+
+1480
+01:36:17,986 --> 01:36:20,656
+<i>And up until now, I've pressed them all.</i>
+
+1481
+01:36:20,906 --> 01:36:22,324
+Except one.
+
+1482
+01:36:23,158 --> 01:36:24,535
+<i>This one.</i>
+
+1483
+01:36:25,410 --> 01:36:27,579
+WONKA: Go ahead, Charlie.
+CHARLIE: Me?
+
+1484
+01:36:30,916 --> 01:36:32,167
+There it goes.
+
+1485
+01:36:34,336 --> 01:36:35,671
+<i>Hold on tight.</i>
+
+1486
+01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:39,007
+I'm not exactly sure
+what's going to happen.
+
+1487
+01:36:39,758 --> 01:36:43,178
+Faster. If we don't pick up speed,
+we won't get through.
+
+1488
+01:36:43,262 --> 01:36:44,972
+CHARLIE: Get through what?
+
+1489
+01:36:45,472 --> 01:36:47,683
+- You mean, we're going...
+- Up and out.
+
+1490
+01:36:47,766 --> 01:36:50,894
+But the roof is glass.
+It'll shatter into a thousand pieces.
+
+1491
+01:36:50,978 --> 01:36:53,397
+- We'll be cut to ribbons.
+- Probably.
+
+1492
+01:36:57,109 --> 01:36:58,777
+<i>Hold on, everybody.</i>
+
+1493
+01:36:59,945 --> 01:37:02,281
+Here it comes.
+
+1494
+01:37:06,326 --> 01:37:08,537
+[Light instrumental music]
+
+1495
+01:37:17,171 --> 01:37:20,966
+GRANDPA: You did it. Congratulations.
+WONKA: Get up, take a look.
+
+1496
+01:37:21,049 --> 01:37:23,719
+Grandpa, our town looks so pretty
+from up here.
+
+1497
+01:37:23,802 --> 01:37:26,972
+GRANDPA: Look over here, Charlie.
+I think I see our house.
+
+1498
+01:37:28,807 --> 01:37:30,809
+GRANDPA: It really looks beautiful.
+
+1499
+01:37:30,893 --> 01:37:32,853
+There's my school, Grandpa.
+
+1500
+01:37:33,228 --> 01:37:36,023
+[Light instrumental music continues]
+
+1501
+01:37:38,775 --> 01:37:41,320
+How did you like the chocolate factory?
+
+1502
+01:37:41,403 --> 01:37:44,323
+I think it's the most wonderful place
+in the whole world.
+
+1503
+01:37:44,406 --> 01:37:46,575
+WONKA: I'm very pleased
+to hear you say that...
+
+1504
+01:37:46,658 --> 01:37:48,952
+because I'm giving it to you.
+
+1505
+01:37:50,078 --> 01:37:52,498
+CHARLIE: What?
+WONKA: That's all right, isn't it?
+
+1506
+01:37:52,581 --> 01:37:55,417
+GRANDPA: You're giving Charlie-
+WONKA: I can't go on forever.
+
+1507
+01:37:55,501 --> 01:37:57,753
+WONKA: And I don't really want to try.
+
+1508
+01:37:57,836 --> 01:38:00,881
+So who can I trust
+to run the factory when I leave...
+
+1509
+01:38:00,964 --> 01:38:02,925
+and take care
+of the Oompa Loompas for me?
+
+1510
+01:38:03,008 --> 01:38:04,426
+Not a grownup.
+
+1511
+01:38:04,510 --> 01:38:07,930
+A grownup would want to do everything
+his own way, not mine.
+
+1512
+01:38:08,013 --> 01:38:11,767
+That's why I decided a long time ago
+that I had to find a child.
+
+1513
+01:38:11,850 --> 01:38:15,270
+A very honest, loving child...
+
+1514
+01:38:15,771 --> 01:38:19,274
+to whom I can tell all my most precious
+candy-making secrets.
+
+1515
+01:38:19,358 --> 01:38:22,027
+CHARLIE: So, you sent the Golden Tickets?
+WONKA: Right.
+
+1516
+01:38:22,110 --> 01:38:24,780
+<i>The factory's yours.
+You can move in immediately.</i>
+
+1517
+01:38:24,863 --> 01:38:26,865
+GRANDPA: And me?
+WONKA: Absolutely.
+
+1518
+01:38:27,032 --> 01:38:29,618
+CHARLIE: What happens to the-
+WONKA: The whole family.
+
+1519
+01:38:29,701 --> 01:38:31,662
+I want you to bring them all.
+
+1520
+01:38:35,207 --> 01:38:36,959
+But, Charlie...
+
+1521
+01:38:37,459 --> 01:38:41,421
+don't forget what happened to the man
+who suddenly got everything he wanted.
+
+1522
+01:38:41,505 --> 01:38:42,881
+CHARLIE: What happened?
+
+1523
+01:38:42,965 --> 01:38:45,300
+He lived happily ever after.
+
+1524
+01:38:47,219 --> 01:38:49,888
+[Sweeping instrumental music]
+
+1525
+01:39:42,316 --> 01:39:43,358
+English - SDH
+