georgiyozhegov/urbandictionary-raw · Datasets at Hugging Face

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14,854,051	2020-04-03T12:15:17.526000+00:00	-1	Wet pickle	It's you lily. You're a wet pickle.	Today, I went and saw the wet pickle! She's good at drawing.
14,384,824	2019-11-04T01:39:39.139000+00:00	15	Shlumped	When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.	"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."
17,203,691	2022-05-03T17:19:17.808000+00:00	10	Ciro	The sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She is adorable and has the voice of an angel. She has talent and is also cool to hang out with. If you know her, you will never want to miss her again.	I'm sure that girl is total Ciro. I met this Ciro yesterday and can't stop thinking about her.
15,348,795	2020-09-29T20:38:22.555000+00:00	0	AOIDH	AUDIO OR IT, DIDN'T, HAPPEN , JUST LIKE, POIDH PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN,	BIRD SWEARING??? AOIDH!!!
10,607,642	2016-12-08T00:52:16.576000+00:00	5	Emmalene	Emmalene is Short but she don't care, she is loud and always smiling and she is always happy almost all the time ;) She has a bad hairline and she never gives up .... sometimes<3	Wow Emmalene is pretty short she always is so happy to OMG her smile and her bad hairline Omg!!!
12,859,744	2018-04-23T01:47:18.449000+00:00	9	ARMON	ARMON IS A PERSON THATS GET ALOT OF HOT CHICK, A SAVAGE THAT FROM THE STREETS , THAT WILL KILL YOUR ASS , AND HE CAN FIGHT SO HE WILL BEAT YO ASS	I WANT TO BE ARMON HE GET ALOT OF HOT CHICKS , AND HE ABOUT THAT LIFE
12,326,763	2017-12-25T22:06:34.691000+00:00	24	Ikram	TOP DEFINITION Ikram ikram is a boy who is honest with who he is, and what he feels towards himself and others, she's always trying to make someone feel better, and it may not seem like it, but he's overly sensitive and can be hurt with small things. He can seem distant at times but he's always worrying about what people think about him, overthinking everything she says. He loves passionately, even if it's not returned. He has his own way of thinking, and doesn't let people influence him. His actions are for good reasons, even if it seems odd to other people.	He is very ikram
6,811,687	2012-11-01T13:34:23.441000+00:00	0	Proxy Commander	A Person who is in charge of proxies during a certain event	Nathan was in charge of proxies during a recentish trip to PC world therefore is the Proxy Commander & sole decider of proxies during the visit.
14,000,880	2019-06-18T06:12:38.996000+00:00	67	JungKook Oppa	He's not your oppa	Army: JUNGKOOK OPPA JUNGKOOK: I aM nOt yOuR oPpA
2,231,176	2007-02-02T18:56:52+00:00	-2	Feeeyaking Feeeashy Feeeany	somebody whose vaginal area smells of Fish	A: mate whats that smell? B: Probs my Feeeyaking Feeeashy Feeeany ! A: what sort of fish? B: Seeeeealmon Probs
14,353,596	2019-10-29T03:07:18.959000+00:00	0	The king of chips	Being crowned the king of chips means that you are acknowledged as the sole authority on chips. This normally can be achieved by eating insane amounts of chips (traditionally potato)during a munch sesh Those who have experienced this claim to have visited a whole world of chips.	Hey did you just hear shimmy got crowned as The king of chips.
3,607,722	2009-01-08T21:58:46+00:00	-3	dirty munoz	The act of dipping while having anal sex. Then turning her around and spitting in her face	Ranaee:Why do you smell so bad Katie:Because Luke gave me a dirty munoz!
6,410,610	2012-02-03T04:18:35.005000+00:00	3	snazzy jackson	the act of squeezing the females breasts so hard they lactate.	ow that hurt. babe that was a snazzy jackson. dude i heard alex gave his mom a snazzy jackson.
666,811	2004-05-13T02:25:05+00:00	148	biatchitude	displaying behavior and attitude typical of a biatch	what's with the biatchitude? you got a problem?
16,011,055	2021-05-20T18:40:31.677000+00:00	1	snokle	The sound made when you are going down on your girlfriend and you need to come up for air but you snort some of her jelly roll because she has a fluffy FUPA	Man, I almost died last night, my woman had my head pushed down so hard I could only snokle her till she came.
790,835	2004-08-12T04:46:13+00:00	-23	M.A.S.H.	Mothers Against Sexual Harasment	MadDawg: i finaly found out what mash means Mothers Against Sexual Harasment GHXOXST: WTF BAN
4,018,635	2009-06-04T20:58:29+00:00	-122	WAF	wack as fuck	That bitch is WAF
2,034,585	2006-10-17T04:01:59+00:00	1	Tytown	Probably the most complementary word in the english dictionary. Used to refer to a super cool, awesome, grand, breathtaking, magnificent, bravura, awesome person.	"Hey man check out that Tytown."
9,980,649	2016-07-09T05:40:11.090000+00:00	6	fuck-and-forget	The process by which women keep their number of sexual partners artificially low.	Society has this slut-shaming thing that forces girls to re-title each of their one night stands as a non-countable fuck-and-forget.
10,206,765	2016-09-09T08:42:22.402000+00:00	36	Aslıhan	A name for the most amazing girl. She is the best. Most beautiful girl in the whole universe.	Guy: OMG you are so beautiful, your name must be Aslıhan.
13,292,090	2018-10-23T04:39:44.512000+00:00	-9	Tia	Tia is an actually white girl who can't hit a volley ball for shit	Tia is a bitch
15,849,803	2021-03-23T08:54:13.904000+00:00	0	Neonigger	A nigger who uses neo pronouns	Man chad is such a neonigger
3,280,253	2008-08-13T16:24:35+00:00	7	Almost Arlington	a sweet band from Williamstown NJ. currently recording their EP in Poughkeepsie NY with Goot. (as of 8/13/08) check them out. www.myspace.com/almostarlington	Dude! Almost Arlington's singer is so sick! The way he belts those tunes out! Hot damn!
1,258,011	2005-05-15T02:47:33+00:00	1	cortrum	Redneck jargon for courtroom.	Jyoo see that perty lil lawyer in the cortrum yestiddy?
15,618,675	2020-12-30T15:02:30.945000+00:00	5	Ahmed	kinda hearted man that gifts people alot of fortnite emotes	Me: YOOO did u see the fortnite emote ahmed gifted me eesa: YEAH BRO IT WAS EPIC its sad he didnt gift me though
4,794,653	2010-03-13T01:13:13+00:00	190	asdfghjkl;'	A really easy password used by people who don't want to forget it. They brush their finger accross the keyboard starting at A and ending at enter.	bob; what did you make your password? joe; asdfghjkl;' bob;?
16,855,412	2021-12-21T20:32:55.234000+00:00	3	trauma Olympics	An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.	And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,
4,332,488	2009-10-31T02:17:49+00:00	8	Dockcock	A sailor who replays every moment of any race and how great they sailed it. This transpires on the docks or at the party thereafter. Their recaps and expertise becomes extremely egregious and even more belligerent the more they drink. These yachtsmen can tell you exactly what you were doing wrong the entire race, primarily because they were behind you. They don't usually win, but they are really awesome sailors, just ask them.	"I'll be by the keg listening to the dockcocks stroke each other on how amazing they raced and still managed to lose."
3,708,364	2009-02-11T02:14:20+00:00	3	bteamer	A person who is second-string, or sits on the bench for sports. A second-rate person, one who is always one step behind everyone. A n00b.	"Man, that Jimmy played 5 minutes last season" "I know, what a bteamer"
4,879,216	2010-04-12T10:43:34+00:00	1	ass bucket	The smell vehicle or airline seats emit when they warm-up and the new passenger realizes the cushions have been used as fart filters.	"You look nauseated. Bumpy flight?" "No, I just happened to have an aisle seat, ass bucket."
17,178,222	2022-04-24T05:36:12.504000+00:00	0	Uasi	A great person who's super sporty and super. No one would rather not be with him. Uasi is a person that can tend to be angry sometimes but is always loveable and some times could lose control when people derive. All and all he is a great person and role model!	Uasi is the best
5,423,968	2010-12-10T04:04:59+00:00	31	Greek salad	When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.	Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.
3,283,163	2008-08-15T01:36:21+00:00	-173	3rd base	3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.	"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!" "No way guy, you've got herpes."
11,540,014	2017-05-09T01:48:26.472000+00:00	8	Munny	the currency used in kingdom hearts.They are shaped like tiny little cubes that are shiny yellow.	dang!That obsidian ring is too expensive!!!!It costs 850 munny!
471,022	2004-01-26T20:10:19+00:00	0	loud and clear	Used in radio communications to report that the communications link is working properly.	Station Bravo: Station Alpha, how do you hear me, over? Station Alpha: Station Bravo, I hear you loud and clear, over and out.
1,746,084	2006-05-11T01:05:19+00:00	58	Batgirl	Batgirl is a DC Comics superhero, a female crime-fighter modeled after and associated with Batman. Although a mostly-forgotten Bat-Girl appeared in Batman comic books of the early 1960s, the most well-known Batgirl was a collaboration between DC editors and the producers of the Batman television series and debuted in both mediums in 1967. She was Barbara Gordon, the adopted daughter of Gotham City Police Commissioner James Gordon.	Holy exploding octopus, Batgirl!
964,006	2004-12-26T23:06:51+00:00	6	sabbily	A way to be. Super cool, awesome. Describing an action or style.	He wore his hair Sabbily
12,136,274	2017-11-06T23:41:50.013000+00:00	17	xbox one x	An overpriced, useless piece of fucking shit trash that Microsoft is pushing because their underpowered sack of fuck failed miserably. This will, too, because it doesn't have ANY fucking video games for it.	Person 1: I think I'll buy an Xbox One X. Person 2: Do you have Down's syndrome?
12,505,197	2018-02-01T19:21:52.531000+00:00	0	A Russian retreat	As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire	i pulled a russian retreat
11,063,742	2017-02-19T10:45:40.374000+00:00	0	antelopian	antelopian; a man born of the Antelope region of ND who due to the Antelopian drinking water supply is very blessed in his endowment. - A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.	Girl 1-"Giirrrllll why you walking like that, U got something stuffed ?" Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"
16,877,972	2022-01-01T07:10:51.420000+00:00	-1	Reddish Pink	It's like pink but kinda red.	"Wow this table is reddish pink. Cool."
4,455,079	2009-12-23T20:29:23+00:00	-15	Swack	Sweaty Crack, no other explation needed.	After 3 pickup bball games in 97 degree weather, richard had quite a large swack stain on his pants.
14,107,610	2019-08-06T04:45:02.025000+00:00	0	connor barrett-lennard	Absolute cunt. Thinks he's a hit with the ladies, but experiences suggest otherwise. Laugh at him, not with him. Occasionally is a good bloke but typically is an outright cunt with no place in this world.	Do you know Connor barrett-lennard? Yes, didn't he eat out portia for 20 minutes?
2,834,134	2008-02-04T16:39:46+00:00	2	old man skown	A very old man who walks the corridors of the Howe Center. He is one hundred and five years old and fought in many wars. Enjoys saying "etc. like that"	"The exam will consist of the 4 p's etc. like that"-Old Man Skown
12,082,771	2017-10-22T19:49:31.605000+00:00	88	yulissa	The baddest bitch you'll ever see , nice body, got hands , scary past but still rising, and don't give a fuck bout what bitches think of her !! Get mad easily but its useful at times, tends to hurt a lot if peoples feelings but if she means it she don't give a fuck . Pretty AND mean but doesn't care!	Don't mess with yulissa cuz she going beat your ass!!!!
17,528,285	2022-11-04T18:57:01.094000+00:00	0	OLTH	SCREAMO NYC	I olth when Dean posts about olth. How did you hear about the olth show at the tiki bar? I now have olth colored glasses on and cannot unsee it.
743,262	2004-07-02T02:16:02+00:00	-12	dunch	A hairy yeast infected vagina.	The girl's boyfriend broke up with her because he couldn't stand sucking on her dunch.
4,841,571	2010-03-29T16:29:00+00:00	19	Boner Chicken	After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.) At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass. Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you! Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!	My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!
2,113,724	2006-11-27T23:15:14+00:00	41	Keyser Soze	He is a legendary character from the movie: The Usual Suspectsof mysterious identity and mythical proportion, known for his incredibly extensive and unyeilding brutality.	Said of Keyser Soze: "The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher." "Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
11,071,713	2017-02-21T00:29:37.650000+00:00	3	LaQuavian (Quay)	LaQuavian is a cool guy that is easy to get along with just as long as you don't threaten anyone he loves or holds dear to his heart. He is great with kids and is kind of a hothead and he is most likely to have a deep voice and he is good at sports. He is crazy jealous too if he is going out with a girl he doesn't like her talking to their ex. If he does he will flip if he sees her and her ex hug, this leads to his downfall in relationships. LaQuavian can be the most level headed person you meet in your life if you stay on his good side.	LaQuavian is the sweetest boy you could ever meet, but he is protect of the people that he loves. Tierra He also firmly believes in anything he puts his mind to. LaQuavian has a soft spot for little kids even though he may always keep his guard up. He also has a hard time trusting people if tells you almost everything he likes you and he trusts you,but break that trust and becomes a completely different person. Yeah he gets jealous and is a little hotheaded but that is only because he doesn't quite understand how to act as his own person. LaQuavian can be the sweetest person in the world if you treat like a normal person,especially if seems mean just try your best and get to know him. All he needs is love and will be the most loyal boyfriend to have. He will treat you like a queen no matter what even if he his struggling he will make sure that you are treated right. LaQuavian (Quay) is the type of person that will defend anything he loves or believes in.
12,098,452	2017-10-26T18:42:02.695000+00:00	-1	FLWP	FLWP is an abbreviation for From London With Pride	Commonly used by nationalists who may be from London and are proud to be from there, but no longer live there FLWP is defined as From london with pride
3,140,522	2008-06-09T20:42:26+00:00	15	b/e	The Process of Breaking and Entering into a private business, home, or property. A crime in most states, except for New Jersey and towns in the South West region of West Virginia. Often misused for the Bacon and Eggs Special at Denny's	Dane: Robert, we're going on an adventure tonight. Robert: Nooo, Nooo Dane! Whatever your thinking of doing, noo...! Dane: Come over, or our friendship is over! Dane: I kicked that door straigh off its hinges! Dane: I realize that I didn't want to do a B/E...I just wanted to kick a door down!
6,454,830	2012-02-22T05:10:27.932000+00:00	1	Vanetrain	That guy that everyone knows. He often tells absurd stories and is notorious for his ridiculous behaviour.	Here comes the vanetrain. All aboard the vanetrain.
4,939,614	2010-05-05T03:31:39+00:00	-85	Stussy	To have style, wealth	Damn you're lookin' Stussy!
14,461,480	2019-11-21T17:18:52.261000+00:00	0	Simawn	A violent genius	I wish I was as smart as Simawn
13,556,325	2019-01-25T16:28:46.656000+00:00	5	Alexander	Alexander is a guy has really big balls, like the size of melons. He is also sweet and caring and will be a great father. He also runs a cartel out of a small restaurant.	Wow your balls are huge like an Alexander. MMM you're such and Alexander.
9,153,287	2016-01-29T08:01:31.993000+00:00	13	Confuckamus	Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!	Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?! Brutus: Confuckamus!
17,489,445	2022-10-09T14:19:14.071000+00:00	69	Fei shang gao shing	A term used to mock Princess Fiona of the Republic of the Philippines after the latter attempted to use the term to celebrate the 73rd founding anniversary of the People's Republic of West Taiwan.	Fei shang gao shing chi shishyang chonghu guaja jushi Xijingpin chunguju frelupin tashir wangshilian ho twenty chonghu gongmin chiri trali chingju chonghua renmin gonghu shangri chi shirsan jonyen ju twenty jonghu ren goching kwai la.
6,967,147	2013-02-28T18:10:59.921000+00:00	0	Drink it Off	When a blow is so bad, the only way to get over it is with a lot of alcohol. Related to: Shake it Off.	Bro 1: Dude, I am pretty sure I made below a 40 on that test. Bro 2: Me too, wanna go drink it off? Bro 1: Sure, we'll pass next time.
16,082,678	2021-06-09T01:32:21.653000+00:00	14	Apple joy	Apple: an eyecatching irresistible fruit but don't ever eat this or else you'll wake up into reality with a sin Joy : a great pleasure happiness Real angel and the total opposite at the same time. Don't mess with her!	Apple Joy : don't mess with her she can be a real angel and the total opposite at the same time
17,048,245	2022-03-07T03:45:58.520000+00:00	0	Special Kiss	A kiss better then any other. A kiss with feeling behind it.	He gave her a special kiss, and it was magical.
7,659,527	2014-03-23T07:44:12.747000+00:00	2	Flirt 'n Squirt	When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.	Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today." Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym" Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it. Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off. Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?" Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe." In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence -Written by Skull
5,173,407	2010-08-22T22:08:56+00:00	5	Pokemon Universe Development Team	A highly intelligent and dedicated team of developers, writers, artists, and musicians who are working on the highly anticipated MMORPG, Pokemon Universe.	John: Who's making the Pokemon Universe MMO? Bill: The Pokemon Universe Development Team, duh!
11,962,227	2017-09-15T08:50:09.809000+00:00	0	Sabnoor	Sabnoor is the most prettiest girl you will ever meet she's got long hair with gorgeous shining eyes.Sabnoor will usually hang out with a group of friends . She's a very outgoing human being who brings joy to the crowd. She will at least make most of the group laugh with her good sense of humour.She will put friends before herself and will look after anyone who's part her life. She is very bubbly and is happy about anything .	Person1:Sabnoor just asked if I wanted to be her friend ! Person2:omg lucky , she is so nice I wish she was my friend
4,899,864	2010-04-20T00:30:34+00:00	0	Pancake	For a girl to have a flat ass	Yo girl you got a pancake ass Yo you got pancake butt
11,995,180	2017-09-26T01:15:40.119000+00:00	0	sixth grade syndrome	when someone dresses like a 12 year old. examples of sixth grade syndrome are nike sneakers, track pants, and a t shirt.	Girls won't settle for guys who have sixth grade syndrome, we like guys who can dress themselves. Mark looks like a twelve year old today, he must have sixth grade syndrome,
4,353,435	2009-11-09T06:40:56+00:00	0	mollelike	1. to be incredibly ignorant around the opposite sex	"My, you were very mollelike around Marsha today. Lord knows she don't want you back after dun cheated on her with Mandy."
15,891,441	2021-04-07T14:25:15.194000+00:00	24	Colourblind Bottom	Basically Georgenotfound. Guy is both bottom and colourblind. He is a member of Dream Team	"Hey did you know that George is colourblind?" "I did i also heard that he is a colourblind bottom"
2,465,463	2007-06-13T15:01:40+00:00	38	Hero Cookie	Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.	You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!
16,858,200	2021-12-23T02:40:41.397000+00:00	0	lyndol	A beautiful girl, that's loves to do the sport Cheer. She has a good body, and pretty eyes, but she never gets good-looking guys though. She always chooses the ugly guys even though she deserves better. Lyndol is prepared for everything, and always has your back no matter what. She is a great friend to have and an even better best friend, but don't break her trust, and be careful she gets jealous easily and can break your heart if you do the wrong thing.	Girl 1: That's lyndol, she's so pretty Girl 2: Ik, I wish she was my friend
6,190,561	2011-11-07T16:48:26+00:00	-7	The North Face	The North Face is a good brand of clothing that actually keeps you warm in the winter unlike the shitty superdry jacket I bought for an expensive price of £60. Most jackets are stuffed with wild goose feathers to make sure you stay warm and are made of the right material to last a very long time. They also look good unlike chavy gear from Adidas, Nike, franklin and marshall, UCLA etc.. I will now invest in getting one soon.	"Wow hes wearing the north face, he has a good job" Chav: "Look at my nike bodywarmer looks sick." Normal guy wearing a northface bodywarmer thinks to himself * He bought that for 30 quid?*
14,524,174	2019-12-09T07:56:32.035000+00:00	-3	Seth	Seth is a stupid guy that doesn't have any friends	Oi that Seth is an idiot
2,226,449	2007-01-31T02:50:47+00:00	3	roachitos	small little pieces of roaches left from what you've smoked.	Man all I got left are the pinty roachitos!
5,886,405	2011-06-14T14:56:17+00:00	-90	Joe Jonas	His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas. He was born on August 15, 1989. He has 3 brothers, Kevin, Nick, & Frankie. He was born to Paul Kevin Jonas & Denise Marie Miller in Casa Grande, Arizona. He is in a band called The Jonas Brothers. A lot of people hate on them, because they are a boy band. But when I facebook their lyrics a lot of people like it, so that juss shows that they actually do have good songs. Joe has done a little solo project as did Nick, his brother. But Joe's voice has hanged by so much. It's no longer a little Jonas voice. Its a Joe matured rock star voice. He is becoming more famous by every minute. *He has recently married. Chrizman Richelle Siddens is her name. She's a girl from Indiana. She actually is a fan, & always have been since the start. She is Joe's wife because she is the only one who understands & loves him for him & doesn't juss take advantage of his money. Now it's juss up to him to see what he has in store for the future.	Joe Jonas has juss won a award!
2,685,472	2007-11-12T08:25:24+00:00	-21	wtl	WTL is an abreviastion for the three words What the lols or how i say it "What the lawls". This is a word for things if u would like to subbstitude other words like so.(see example)	player1 gets anal raped by a rocket player 1 says "WTL!" player 2 says "lmfao u stupid ass newb!"
1,122,426	2005-03-15T20:47:29+00:00	-39	boff	Noun. Awesome guy who resides in Torquay. Entymology dictates that it originated from, "Boffin Boy" a superhero who sported purple and green glasses and fought the war against bad gramma.	-You are such a boff, Boff"
13,224,295	2018-09-27T14:57:56.337000+00:00	1	hotdogging	Making money to buy hot dogs.	My sugar daddy is busy hotdogging to buy me more shit!
245,609	2003-09-10T01:30:09+00:00	1	ripped	1-to have a kickin body from lifting 2-something being torn away; like clothing, pantyhose or any synthetic fabric	1-Did you see him? Boyfriend it ripped. 2-This is going to be a great day. I ripped my fkn pantyhose again.
3,631,186	2009-01-17T05:31:34+00:00	152	miguel	it means taco in hindu	i ate a big miguel last night
607,998	2004-04-12T09:49:34+00:00	7	chode muncher	someone who munches on chodes	u dirty little chode muncher
2,412,982	2007-05-12T03:26:01+00:00	-2	Smoke Em Out of the Holes	When role playing as George and Laura Bush	"My wife and I played a mean game of "Smoke Em Out of the Holes last night", I think we broke a lamp."
6,454,890	2012-02-22T05:44:48.318000+00:00	344	Wyatt	A gorgeous dude Tall with wide shoulders beautiful dark brown eyes, every girl is after him. Stubborn, and sensitive. An amazing athlete. Wonderful personality no one can resist him, can be an asshole sometimes, but other times a complete sweetheart,just Wyatt.	That guy is totally a Wyatt.
1,835,935	2006-06-29T22:06:32+00:00	-27	badonkadonk	Country size ass. Worthy of a redneck woman	Song: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Husslers shootin' eightball Throwin' darts at the wall Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall Here she comes, Lord help us all Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault It's so hard not to stare At that honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son) Now Honey, you can't blame her For what her mama gave her You ain't gotta hate her For workin' that money-maker Band shuts down at two But we're hangin' out till three We hate to see her go But love to watch her leave With that honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on With that honky tonk badonkadonk (Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
3,943,530	2009-05-06T02:21:19+00:00	175	Plumsucker	Plumsucker is a two-piece music group based out of NYC/DC/NJ. They play experimental blues and rock music.	Yo! Stop whatever you're doing! Plumsucker is playing today! Let's goooo!
17,580,679	2022-12-08T17:06:46.452000+00:00	0	Tee Rizzley	When someones rizz is so impeccable that you get the honor to be called "Tee Rizzley", In honor of the rapper Tee Grizzley.	(Person 1) Dang girl, you fart with that ass? (Person 2) Bros him! Its TEE RIZZLEY
4,422,099	2009-12-08T18:11:55+00:00	11	porn dog	a porn dog is a man or woman that watches porn all of the time.	I came home the other night and my roommate Hershel was on the couch watching porn. Dude, that's all he does is watch porn. Hershel is such a porn dog.
13,581,307	2019-02-03T01:42:15.798000+00:00	-1	Swayze	Having a way with women -knowing how to sway them (like Patrick Swayze -dirty dancing)	Look at swayze over there with all them females Little homie work'n it
5,951,327	2011-07-14T02:23:11+00:00	2	Kitteringham	Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians. The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family. The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.	Kittering Hams tastes gross, man! Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally avoid them, man!
3,629,078	2009-01-16T17:04:31+00:00	1	Muffin-Hips	Where there is an excess of flab around the hip area. Extreme muffin hips will hang over one's trousers.	WoW!! they are sweet muffin-hips!!!!
1,153,724	2005-03-30T21:55:15+00:00	0	parlor peter	a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.	Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.
188,168	2003-07-20T23:51:52+00:00	30	oi oi	Hello, or What's going on?	Oi Oi! (hi) Oi Oi? (what are you doing?)
6,079,103	2011-09-15T21:25:32+00:00	2	mofak	pulling a mofak: Pulling a mofak is being extremely homophobic and threatening to shoot/kill any male friend that puts an arm around you or smacks your butt during a sporting event. Also being an ignorant, oblivious dickhead.	Fucken john pulled a mofak today. I walked up to him after he hit a homerun and smacked him on the butt and said good game and he turned to me acted like he was gonna punch me and said "I'll kill you man" I walked up to my friend matt today and gave him a brohug and then he pulled a mofak.
15,365,783	2020-10-06T16:58:30.616000+00:00	0	sofa	18-21 inches of course, but as dumb as a rock. Sofa is as tall as a fucking tree with hair like a sprout. This thing is terrible at video games and always says "no".	man, that kid is such a sofa
6,403,463	2012-01-30T14:01:46+00:00	3	assdiving	Moving fast down snowy slope on your ass. Way of freetime activity/sport especially in Czech and Slovak republic. Important is hard or icy snow crust for fluent movement and joy from ride. Official assdiving community exist only in Czech republic. No sexual meaning.	That guy/girl is assdiver. She likes assdiving. That was a good assdive! (ride down the snowy hill)
15,061,059	2020-06-04T07:21:11.201000+00:00	5	Poobis	It compels you to ascend, while striking terror in the hearts of any folk who are unlucky enough to hear its utterance.	poobis...
16,896,438	2022-01-09T00:55:18.963000+00:00	-1	Itzel	The hottest and coolest girl ever with the phattest juiciest booty in the honors college but she also has a good personality	Itzel smells like flour and love
8,075,483	2015-01-28T07:01:28.064000+00:00	0	Orbulant	Looks like or is similar to a boob. Like falic but for boobs.	That lamp is very orbulant, i could almost jerk off to it.
120,332	2003-05-08T01:25:23+00:00	2	Azoore	A really hard core UrbanTerror mod player. Pretty much has a aimbot built into the head.	Don't come after me, or i will Azoore your ass.
16,825,555	2021-12-09T14:13:30.614000+00:00	13	Jaquavius	Black Kid	Jaquavius is Black
3,762,927	2009-03-02T01:30:17+00:00	8	Yahurd	Used when asking someone if they have heard something. Derived from the words "You" and "Heard".	I am the most cool dawg around. YAHURD?

14,854,051

2020-04-03T12:15:17.526000+00:00

-1

Wet pickle

It's you lily. You're a wet pickle.

Today, I went and saw the wet pickle! She's good at drawing.

14,384,824

2019-11-04T01:39:39.139000+00:00

15

Shlumped

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

17,203,691

2022-05-03T17:19:17.808000+00:00

10

Ciro

The sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She is adorable and has the voice of an angel. She has talent and is also cool to hang out with. If you know her, you will never want to miss her again.

I'm sure that girl is total Ciro. I met this Ciro yesterday and can't stop thinking about her.

15,348,795

2020-09-29T20:38:22.555000+00:00

0

AOIDH

AUDIO OR IT, DIDN'T, HAPPEN , JUST LIKE, POIDH PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN,

BIRD SWEARING??? AOIDH!!!

10,607,642

2016-12-08T00:52:16.576000+00:00

5

Emmalene

Emmalene is Short but she don't care, she is loud and always smiling and she is always happy almost all the time ;) She has a bad hairline and she never gives up .... sometimes<3

Wow Emmalene is pretty short she always is so happy to OMG her smile and her bad hairline Omg!!!

12,859,744

2018-04-23T01:47:18.449000+00:00

9

ARMON

ARMON IS A PERSON THATS GET ALOT OF HOT CHICK, A SAVAGE THAT FROM THE STREETS , THAT WILL KILL YOUR ASS , AND HE CAN FIGHT SO HE WILL BEAT YO ASS

I WANT TO BE ARMON HE GET ALOT OF HOT CHICKS , AND HE ABOUT THAT LIFE

12,326,763

2017-12-25T22:06:34.691000+00:00

24

Ikram

TOP DEFINITION Ikram ikram is a boy who is honest with who he is, and what he feels towards himself and others, she's always trying to make someone feel better, and it may not seem like it, but he's overly sensitive and can be hurt with small things. He can seem distant at times but he's always worrying about what people think about him, overthinking everything she says. He loves passionately, even if it's not returned. He has his own way of thinking, and doesn't let people influence him. His actions are for good reasons, even if it seems odd to other people.

He is very ikram

6,811,687

2012-11-01T13:34:23.441000+00:00

0

Proxy Commander

A Person who is in charge of proxies during a certain event

Nathan was in charge of proxies during a recentish trip to PC world therefore is the Proxy Commander & sole decider of proxies during the visit.

14,000,880

2019-06-18T06:12:38.996000+00:00

67

JungKook Oppa

He's not your oppa

Army: JUNGKOOK OPPA JUNGKOOK: I aM nOt yOuR oPpA

2,231,176

2007-02-02T18:56:52+00:00

-2

Feeeyaking Feeeashy Feeeany

somebody whose vaginal area smells of Fish

A: mate whats that smell? B: Probs my Feeeyaking Feeeashy Feeeany ! A: what sort of fish? B: Seeeeealmon Probs

14,353,596

2019-10-29T03:07:18.959000+00:00

0

The king of chips

Being crowned the king of chips means that you are acknowledged as the sole authority on chips. This normally can be achieved by eating insane amounts of chips (traditionally potato)during a munch sesh Those who have experienced this claim to have visited a whole world of chips.

Hey did you just hear shimmy got crowned as The king of chips.

3,607,722

2009-01-08T21:58:46+00:00

-3

dirty munoz

The act of dipping while having anal sex. Then turning her around and spitting in her face

Ranaee:Why do you smell so bad Katie:Because Luke gave me a dirty munoz!

6,410,610

2012-02-03T04:18:35.005000+00:00

3

snazzy jackson

the act of squeezing the females breasts so hard they lactate.

ow that hurt. babe that was a snazzy jackson. dude i heard alex gave his mom a snazzy jackson.

666,811

2004-05-13T02:25:05+00:00

148

biatchitude

displaying behavior and attitude typical of a biatch

what's with the biatchitude? you got a problem?

16,011,055

2021-05-20T18:40:31.677000+00:00

1

snokle

The sound made when you are going down on your girlfriend and you need to come up for air but you snort some of her jelly roll because she has a fluffy FUPA

Man, I almost died last night, my woman had my head pushed down so hard I could only snokle her till she came.

790,835

2004-08-12T04:46:13+00:00

-23

M.A.S.H.

Mothers Against Sexual Harasment

MadDawg: i finaly found out what mash means Mothers Against Sexual Harasment GHXOXST: WTF BAN

4,018,635

2009-06-04T20:58:29+00:00

-122

WAF

wack as fuck

That bitch is WAF

2,034,585

2006-10-17T04:01:59+00:00

1

Tytown

Probably the most complementary word in the english dictionary. Used to refer to a super cool, awesome, grand, breathtaking, magnificent, bravura, awesome person.

"Hey man check out that Tytown."

9,980,649

2016-07-09T05:40:11.090000+00:00

6

fuck-and-forget

The process by which women keep their number of sexual partners artificially low.

Society has this slut-shaming thing that forces girls to re-title each of their one night stands as a non-countable fuck-and-forget.

10,206,765

2016-09-09T08:42:22.402000+00:00

36

Aslıhan

A name for the most amazing girl. She is the best. Most beautiful girl in the whole universe.

Guy: OMG you are so beautiful, your name must be Aslıhan.

13,292,090

2018-10-23T04:39:44.512000+00:00

-9

Tia

Tia is an actually white girl who can't hit a volley ball for shit

Tia is a bitch

15,849,803

2021-03-23T08:54:13.904000+00:00

0

Neonigger

A nigger who uses neo pronouns

Man chad is such a neonigger

3,280,253

2008-08-13T16:24:35+00:00

7

Almost Arlington

a sweet band from Williamstown NJ. currently recording their EP in Poughkeepsie NY with Goot. (as of 8/13/08) check them out. www.myspace.com/almostarlington

Dude! Almost Arlington's singer is so sick! The way he belts those tunes out! Hot damn!

1,258,011

2005-05-15T02:47:33+00:00

1

cortrum

Redneck jargon for courtroom.

Jyoo see that perty lil lawyer in the cortrum yestiddy?

15,618,675

2020-12-30T15:02:30.945000+00:00

5

Ahmed

kinda hearted man that gifts people alot of fortnite emotes

Me: YOOO did u see the fortnite emote ahmed gifted me eesa: YEAH BRO IT WAS EPIC its sad he didnt gift me though

4,794,653

2010-03-13T01:13:13+00:00

190

asdfghjkl;'

A really easy password used by people who don't want to forget it. They brush their finger accross the keyboard starting at A and ending at enter.

bob; what did you make your password? joe; asdfghjkl;' bob;?

16,855,412

2021-12-21T20:32:55.234000+00:00

3

trauma Olympics

An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.

And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,

4,332,488

2009-10-31T02:17:49+00:00

8

Dockcock

A sailor who replays every moment of any race and how great they sailed it. This transpires on the docks or at the party thereafter. Their recaps and expertise becomes extremely egregious and even more belligerent the more they drink. These yachtsmen can tell you exactly what you were doing wrong the entire race, primarily because they were behind you. They don't usually win, but they are really awesome sailors, just ask them.

"I'll be by the keg listening to the dockcocks stroke each other on how amazing they raced and still managed to lose."

3,708,364

2009-02-11T02:14:20+00:00

3

bteamer

A person who is second-string, or sits on the bench for sports. A second-rate person, one who is always one step behind everyone. A n00b.

"Man, that Jimmy played 5 minutes last season" "I know, what a bteamer"

4,879,216

2010-04-12T10:43:34+00:00

1

ass bucket

The smell vehicle or airline seats emit when they warm-up and the new passenger realizes the cushions have been used as fart filters.

"You look nauseated. Bumpy flight?" "No, I just happened to have an aisle seat, ass bucket."

17,178,222

2022-04-24T05:36:12.504000+00:00

0

Uasi

A great person who's super sporty and super. No one would rather not be with him. Uasi is a person that can tend to be angry sometimes but is always loveable and some times could lose control when people derive. All and all he is a great person and role model!

Uasi is the best

5,423,968

2010-12-10T04:04:59+00:00

31

Greek salad

When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.

Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.

3,283,163

2008-08-15T01:36:21+00:00

-173

3rd base

3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.

"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!" "No way guy, you've got herpes."

11,540,014

2017-05-09T01:48:26.472000+00:00

8

Munny

the currency used in kingdom hearts.They are shaped like tiny little cubes that are shiny yellow.

dang!That obsidian ring is too expensive!!!!It costs 850 munny!

471,022

2004-01-26T20:10:19+00:00

0

loud and clear

Used in radio communications to report that the communications link is working properly.

Station Bravo: Station Alpha, how do you hear me, over? Station Alpha: Station Bravo, I hear you loud and clear, over and out.

1,746,084

2006-05-11T01:05:19+00:00

58

Batgirl

Batgirl is a DC Comics superhero, a female crime-fighter modeled after and associated with Batman. Although a mostly-forgotten Bat-Girl appeared in Batman comic books of the early 1960s, the most well-known Batgirl was a collaboration between DC editors and the producers of the Batman television series and debuted in both mediums in 1967. She was Barbara Gordon, the adopted daughter of Gotham City Police Commissioner James Gordon.

Holy exploding octopus, Batgirl!

964,006

2004-12-26T23:06:51+00:00

6

sabbily

A way to be. Super cool, awesome. Describing an action or style.

He wore his hair Sabbily

12,136,274

2017-11-06T23:41:50.013000+00:00

17

xbox one x

An overpriced, useless piece of fucking shit trash that Microsoft is pushing because their underpowered sack of fuck failed miserably. This will, too, because it doesn't have ANY fucking video games for it.

Person 1: I think I'll buy an Xbox One X. Person 2: Do you have Down's syndrome?

12,505,197

2018-02-01T19:21:52.531000+00:00

0

A Russian retreat

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire

i pulled a russian retreat

11,063,742

2017-02-19T10:45:40.374000+00:00

0

antelopian

antelopian; a man born of the Antelope region of ND who due to the Antelopian drinking water supply is very blessed in his endowment. - A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.

Girl 1-"Giirrrllll why you walking like that, U got something stuffed ?" Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"

16,877,972

2022-01-01T07:10:51.420000+00:00

-1

Reddish Pink

It's like pink but kinda red.

"Wow this table is reddish pink. Cool."

4,455,079

2009-12-23T20:29:23+00:00

-15

Swack

Sweaty Crack, no other explation needed.

After 3 pickup bball games in 97 degree weather, richard had quite a large swack stain on his pants.

14,107,610

2019-08-06T04:45:02.025000+00:00

0

connor barrett-lennard

Absolute cunt. Thinks he's a hit with the ladies, but experiences suggest otherwise. Laugh at him, not with him. Occasionally is a good bloke but typically is an outright cunt with no place in this world.

Do you know Connor barrett-lennard? Yes, didn't he eat out portia for 20 minutes?

2,834,134

2008-02-04T16:39:46+00:00

2

old man skown

A very old man who walks the corridors of the Howe Center. He is one hundred and five years old and fought in many wars. Enjoys saying "etc. like that"

"The exam will consist of the 4 p's etc. like that"-Old Man Skown

12,082,771

2017-10-22T19:49:31.605000+00:00

88

yulissa

The baddest bitch you'll ever see , nice body, got hands , scary past but still rising, and don't give a fuck bout what bitches think of her !! Get mad easily but its useful at times, tends to hurt a lot if peoples feelings but if she means it she don't give a fuck . Pretty AND mean but doesn't care!

Don't mess with yulissa cuz she going beat your ass!!!!

17,528,285

2022-11-04T18:57:01.094000+00:00

0

OLTH

SCREAMO NYC

I olth when Dean posts about olth. How did you hear about the olth show at the tiki bar? I now have olth colored glasses on and cannot unsee it.

743,262

2004-07-02T02:16:02+00:00

-12

dunch

A hairy yeast infected vagina.

The girl's boyfriend broke up with her because he couldn't stand sucking on her dunch.

4,841,571

2010-03-29T16:29:00+00:00

19

Boner Chicken

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.) At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass. Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you! Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!

My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

2,113,724

2006-11-27T23:15:14+00:00

41

Keyser Soze

He is a legendary character from the movie: The Usual Suspectsof mysterious identity and mythical proportion, known for his incredibly extensive and unyeilding brutality.

Said of Keyser Soze: "The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher." "Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

11,071,713

2017-02-21T00:29:37.650000+00:00

3

LaQuavian (Quay)

LaQuavian is a cool guy that is easy to get along with just as long as you don't threaten anyone he loves or holds dear to his heart. He is great with kids and is kind of a hothead and he is most likely to have a deep voice and he is good at sports. He is crazy jealous too if he is going out with a girl he doesn't like her talking to their ex. If he does he will flip if he sees her and her ex hug, this leads to his downfall in relationships. LaQuavian can be the most level headed person you meet in your life if you stay on his good side.

LaQuavian is the sweetest boy you could ever meet, but he is protect of the people that he loves. Tierra He also firmly believes in anything he puts his mind to. LaQuavian has a soft spot for little kids even though he may always keep his guard up. He also has a hard time trusting people if tells you almost everything he likes you and he trusts you,but break that trust and becomes a completely different person. Yeah he gets jealous and is a little hotheaded but that is only because he doesn't quite understand how to act as his own person. LaQuavian can be the sweetest person in the world if you treat like a normal person,especially if seems mean just try your best and get to know him. All he needs is love and will be the most loyal boyfriend to have. He will treat you like a queen no matter what even if he his struggling he will make sure that you are treated right. LaQuavian (Quay) is the type of person that will defend anything he loves or believes in.

12,098,452

2017-10-26T18:42:02.695000+00:00

-1

FLWP

FLWP is an abbreviation for From London With Pride

Commonly used by nationalists who may be from London and are proud to be from there, but no longer live there FLWP is defined as From london with pride

3,140,522

2008-06-09T20:42:26+00:00

15

b/e

The Process of Breaking and Entering into a private business, home, or property. A crime in most states, except for New Jersey and towns in the South West region of West Virginia. Often misused for the Bacon and Eggs Special at Denny's

Dane: Robert, we're going on an adventure tonight. Robert: Nooo, Nooo Dane! Whatever your thinking of doing, noo...! Dane: Come over, or our friendship is over! Dane: I kicked that door straigh off its hinges! Dane: I realize that I didn't want to do a B/E...I just wanted to kick a door down!

6,454,830

2012-02-22T05:10:27.932000+00:00

1

Vanetrain

That guy that everyone knows. He often tells absurd stories and is notorious for his ridiculous behaviour.

Here comes the vanetrain. All aboard the vanetrain.

4,939,614

2010-05-05T03:31:39+00:00

-85

Stussy

To have style, wealth

Damn you're lookin' Stussy!

14,461,480

2019-11-21T17:18:52.261000+00:00

0

Simawn

A violent genius

I wish I was as smart as Simawn

13,556,325

2019-01-25T16:28:46.656000+00:00

5

Alexander

Alexander is a guy has really big balls, like the size of melons. He is also sweet and caring and will be a great father. He also runs a cartel out of a small restaurant.

Wow your balls are huge like an Alexander. MMM you're such and Alexander.

9,153,287

2016-01-29T08:01:31.993000+00:00

13

Confuckamus

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!

Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?! Brutus: Confuckamus!

17,489,445

2022-10-09T14:19:14.071000+00:00

69

Fei shang gao shing

A term used to mock Princess Fiona of the Republic of the Philippines after the latter attempted to use the term to celebrate the 73rd founding anniversary of the People's Republic of West Taiwan.

Fei shang gao shing chi shishyang chonghu guaja jushi Xijingpin chunguju frelupin tashir wangshilian ho twenty chonghu gongmin chiri trali chingju chonghua renmin gonghu shangri chi shirsan jonyen ju twenty jonghu ren goching kwai la.

6,967,147

2013-02-28T18:10:59.921000+00:00

0

Drink it Off

When a blow is so bad, the only way to get over it is with a lot of alcohol. Related to: Shake it Off.

Bro 1: Dude, I am pretty sure I made below a 40 on that test. Bro 2: Me too, wanna go drink it off? Bro 1: Sure, we'll pass next time.

16,082,678

2021-06-09T01:32:21.653000+00:00

14

Apple joy

Apple: an eyecatching irresistible fruit but don't ever eat this or else you'll wake up into reality with a sin Joy : a great pleasure happiness Real angel and the total opposite at the same time. Don't mess with her!

Apple Joy : don't mess with her she can be a real angel and the total opposite at the same time

17,048,245

2022-03-07T03:45:58.520000+00:00

0

Special Kiss

A kiss better then any other. A kiss with feeling behind it.

He gave her a special kiss, and it was magical.

7,659,527

2014-03-23T07:44:12.747000+00:00

2

Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today." Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym" *Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager* *Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.* *Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.* *Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?" Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe." *In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence -Written by Skull

5,173,407

2010-08-22T22:08:56+00:00

5

Pokemon Universe Development Team

A highly intelligent and dedicated team of developers, writers, artists, and musicians who are working on the highly anticipated MMORPG, Pokemon Universe.

John: Who's making the Pokemon Universe MMO? Bill: The Pokemon Universe Development Team, duh!

11,962,227

2017-09-15T08:50:09.809000+00:00

0

Sabnoor

Sabnoor is the most prettiest girl you will ever meet she's got long hair with gorgeous shining eyes.Sabnoor will usually hang out with a group of friends . She's a very outgoing human being who brings joy to the crowd. She will at least make most of the group laugh with her good sense of humour.She will put friends before herself and will look after anyone who's part her life. She is very bubbly and is happy about anything .

Person1:Sabnoor just asked if I wanted to be her friend ! Person2:omg lucky , she is so nice I wish she was my friend

4,899,864

2010-04-20T00:30:34+00:00

0

Pancake

For a girl to have a flat ass

Yo girl you got a pancake ass Yo you got pancake butt

11,995,180

2017-09-26T01:15:40.119000+00:00

0

sixth grade syndrome

when someone dresses like a 12 year old. examples of sixth grade syndrome are nike sneakers, track pants, and a t shirt.

Girls won't settle for guys who have sixth grade syndrome, we like guys who can dress themselves. Mark looks like a twelve year old today, he must have sixth grade syndrome,

4,353,435

2009-11-09T06:40:56+00:00

0

mollelike

1. to be incredibly ignorant around the opposite sex

"My, you were very mollelike around Marsha today. Lord knows she don't want you back after dun cheated on her with Mandy."

15,891,441

2021-04-07T14:25:15.194000+00:00

24

Colourblind Bottom

Basically Georgenotfound. Guy is both bottom and colourblind. He is a member of Dream Team

"Hey did you know that George is colourblind?" "I did i also heard that he is a colourblind bottom"

2,465,463

2007-06-13T15:01:40+00:00

38

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.

You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!

16,858,200

2021-12-23T02:40:41.397000+00:00

0

lyndol

A beautiful girl, that's loves to do the sport Cheer. She has a good body, and pretty eyes, but she never gets good-looking guys though. She always chooses the ugly guys even though she deserves better. Lyndol is prepared for everything, and always has your back no matter what. She is a great friend to have and an even better best friend, but don't break her trust, and be careful she gets jealous easily and can break your heart if you do the wrong thing.

Girl 1: That's lyndol, she's so pretty Girl 2: Ik, I wish she was my friend

6,190,561

2011-11-07T16:48:26+00:00

-7

The North Face

The North Face is a good brand of clothing that actually keeps you warm in the winter unlike the shitty superdry jacket I bought for an expensive price of £60. Most jackets are stuffed with wild goose feathers to make sure you stay warm and are made of the right material to last a very long time. They also look good unlike chavy gear from Adidas, Nike, franklin and marshall, UCLA etc.. I will now invest in getting one soon.

"Wow hes wearing the north face, he has a good job" Chav: "Look at my nike bodywarmer looks sick." Normal guy wearing a northface bodywarmer thinks to himself * He bought that for 30 quid?*

14,524,174

2019-12-09T07:56:32.035000+00:00

-3

Seth

Seth is a stupid guy that doesn't have any friends

Oi that Seth is an idiot

2,226,449

2007-01-31T02:50:47+00:00

3

roachitos

small little pieces of roaches left from what you've smoked.

Man all I got left are the pinty roachitos!

5,886,405

2011-06-14T14:56:17+00:00

-90

Joe Jonas

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas. He was born on August 15, 1989. He has 3 brothers, Kevin, Nick, & Frankie. He was born to Paul Kevin Jonas & Denise Marie Miller in Casa Grande, Arizona. He is in a band called The Jonas Brothers. A lot of people hate on them, because they are a boy band. But when I facebook their lyrics a lot of people like it, so that juss shows that they actually do have good songs. Joe has done a little solo project as did Nick, his brother. But Joe's voice has hanged by so much. It's no longer a little Jonas voice. Its a Joe matured rock star voice. He is becoming more famous by every minute. *He has recently married. Chrizman Richelle Siddens is her name. She's a girl from Indiana. She actually is a fan, & always have been since the start. She is Joe's wife because she is the only one who understands & loves him for him & doesn't juss take advantage of his money. Now it's juss up to him to see what he has in store for the future.

Joe Jonas has juss won a award!

2,685,472

2007-11-12T08:25:24+00:00

-21

wtl

WTL is an abreviastion for the three words What the lols or how i say it "What the lawls". This is a word for things if u would like to subbstitude other words like so.(see example)

*player1 gets anal raped by a rocket* player 1 says "WTL!" player 2 says "lmfao u stupid ass newb!"

1,122,426

2005-03-15T20:47:29+00:00

-39

boff

Noun. Awesome guy who resides in Torquay. Entymology dictates that it originated from, "Boffin Boy" a superhero who sported purple and green glasses and fought the war against bad gramma.

-You are such a boff, Boff"

13,224,295

2018-09-27T14:57:56.337000+00:00

1

hotdogging

Making money to buy hot dogs.

My sugar daddy is busy hotdogging to buy me more shit!

245,609

2003-09-10T01:30:09+00:00

1

ripped

1-to have a kickin body from lifting 2-something being torn away; like clothing, pantyhose or any synthetic fabric

1-Did you see him? Boyfriend it ripped. 2-This is going to be a great day. I ripped my fkn pantyhose again.

3,631,186

2009-01-17T05:31:34+00:00

152

miguel

it means taco in hindu

i ate a big miguel last night

607,998

2004-04-12T09:49:34+00:00

7

chode muncher

someone who munches on chodes

u dirty little chode muncher

2,412,982

2007-05-12T03:26:01+00:00

-2

Smoke Em Out of the Holes

When role playing as George and Laura Bush

"My wife and I played a mean game of "Smoke Em Out of the Holes last night", I think we broke a lamp."

6,454,890

2012-02-22T05:44:48.318000+00:00

344

Wyatt

A gorgeous dude Tall with wide shoulders beautiful dark brown eyes, every girl is after him. Stubborn, and sensitive. An amazing athlete. Wonderful personality no one can resist him, can be an asshole sometimes, but other times a complete sweetheart,just Wyatt.

That guy is totally a Wyatt.

1,835,935

2006-06-29T22:06:32+00:00

-27

badonkadonk

Country size ass. Worthy of a redneck woman

Song: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Husslers shootin' eightball Throwin' darts at the wall Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall Here she comes, Lord help us all Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault It's so hard not to stare At that honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son) Now Honey, you can't blame her For what her mama gave her You ain't gotta hate her For workin' that money-maker Band shuts down at two But we're hangin' out till three We hate to see her go But love to watch her leave With that honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on With that honky tonk badonkadonk (Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

3,943,530

2009-05-06T02:21:19+00:00

175

Plumsucker

Plumsucker is a two-piece music group based out of NYC/DC/NJ. They play experimental blues and rock music.

Yo! Stop whatever you're doing! Plumsucker is playing today! Let's goooo!

17,580,679

2022-12-08T17:06:46.452000+00:00

0

Tee Rizzley

When someones rizz is so impeccable that you get the honor to be called "Tee Rizzley", In honor of the rapper Tee Grizzley.

(Person 1) Dang girl, you fart with that ass? (Person 2) Bros him! Its TEE RIZZLEY

4,422,099

2009-12-08T18:11:55+00:00

11

porn dog

a porn dog is a man or woman that watches porn all of the time.

I came home the other night and my roommate Hershel was on the couch watching porn. Dude, that's all he does is watch porn. Hershel is such a porn dog.

13,581,307

2019-02-03T01:42:15.798000+00:00

-1

Swayze

Having a way with women -knowing how to sway them (like Patrick Swayze -dirty dancing)

Look at swayze over there with all them females Little homie work'n it

5,951,327

2011-07-14T02:23:11+00:00

2

Kitteringham

Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians. The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family. The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.

Kittering Hams tastes gross, man! Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally avoid them, man!

3,629,078

2009-01-16T17:04:31+00:00

1

Muffin-Hips

Where there is an excess of flab around the hip area. Extreme muffin hips will hang over one's trousers.

WoW!! they are sweet muffin-hips!!!!

1,153,724

2005-03-30T21:55:15+00:00

0

parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.

188,168

2003-07-20T23:51:52+00:00

30

oi oi

Hello, or What's going on?

Oi Oi! (hi) Oi Oi? (what are you doing?)

6,079,103

2011-09-15T21:25:32+00:00

2

mofak

pulling a mofak: Pulling a mofak is being extremely homophobic and threatening to shoot/kill any male friend that puts an arm around you or smacks your butt during a sporting event. Also being an ignorant, oblivious dickhead.

Fucken john pulled a mofak today. I walked up to him after he hit a homerun and smacked him on the butt and said good game and he turned to me acted like he was gonna punch me and said "I'll kill you man" I walked up to my friend matt today and gave him a brohug and then he pulled a mofak.

15,365,783

2020-10-06T16:58:30.616000+00:00

0

sofa

18-21 inches of course, but as dumb as a rock. Sofa is as tall as a fucking tree with hair like a sprout. This thing is terrible at video games and always says "no".

man, that kid is such a sofa

6,403,463

2012-01-30T14:01:46+00:00

3

assdiving

Moving fast down snowy slope on your ass. Way of freetime activity/sport especially in Czech and Slovak republic. Important is hard or icy snow crust for fluent movement and joy from ride. Official assdiving community exist only in Czech republic. No sexual meaning.

That guy/girl is assdiver. She likes assdiving. That was a good assdive! (ride down the snowy hill)

15,061,059

2020-06-04T07:21:11.201000+00:00

5

Poobis

It compels you to ascend, while striking terror in the hearts of any folk who are unlucky enough to hear its utterance.

poobis...

16,896,438

2022-01-09T00:55:18.963000+00:00

-1

Itzel

The hottest and coolest girl ever with the phattest juiciest booty in the honors college but she also has a good personality

Itzel smells like flour and love

8,075,483

2015-01-28T07:01:28.064000+00:00

0

Orbulant

Looks like or is similar to a boob. Like falic but for boobs.

That lamp is very orbulant, i could almost jerk off to it.

120,332

2003-05-08T01:25:23+00:00

2

Azoore

A really hard core UrbanTerror mod player. Pretty much has a aimbot built into the head.

Don't come after me, or i will Azoore your ass.

16,825,555

2021-12-09T14:13:30.614000+00:00

13

Jaquavius

Black Kid

Jaquavius is Black

3,762,927

2009-03-02T01:30:17+00:00

8

Yahurd

Used when asking someone if they have heard something. Derived from the words "You" and "Heard".

I am the most cool dawg around. YAHURD?