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TRAVIS: I have a little knack with, you know.
LAURA: He was a sailor! That’s how I met him!
TRAVIS: Well, for a bit.
MARISHA: Wow, that’s pretty cool.
LIAM: How long was that for?
TRAVIS: Few years.
LAURA: As soon as Caleb looks up, I look in his
book. What is your book about?
LIAM: Oh, this is about grumpkins and
periwinkles.
LAURA: (gasps) Those are my favorite!
LIAM: What is a periwinkle?
LAURA: Are there drawings of them?
LIAM: Occasional drawings. There’s no penises
drawn in this book so I don’t think you’d be
interested.
TALIESIN: Any toad creatures?
MATT: You do find one interesting tidbit of
information that piques your interest.
SAM: Ooh, he has it written down? On a thing?
TALIESIN: Oh, the first piece of paper of the
game!
MARISHA: What’s it say?
MATT: If he decides he wants to share, it’s up to
him.
LIAM: Leave me alone, I’m reading.
MARISHA: Caleb, we’re bored! Tell us a story!
LIAM: I need 20 actual seconds to see what the
piece of paper says!
TALIESIN: Have you read it now? What’s it say?
SAM: So Fjord, you’re very acquainted with seamen
then? Having been on the water for so long?
TRAVIS: Sure am! Yep.
MARISHA: Have you heard that joke a lot?
TRAVIS: I have. It gets funnier every time, though,
I got to say. It’s all in the delivery.
LAURA: He laughed at it the first 20 times I
said it to him.
MARISHA: So wait, do you seamen have cloisters in
Trostenwald?
SAM: Are there clusters of seamen around you at
all times?
TRAVIS: Is it too early in the campaign to walk
away? And I fucking saunter away.
SAM: And I saunter away. I mosy away.
(laughter)
MATT: As Fjord slowly walks away from the table,
not engaging with your comedic advances.
LIAM: Do I remember people talking about
nightmares from the past couple of days? Not Liam,
but Caleb?
MATT: No, you didn’t inquire or question.
LIAM: Okay, and I didn’t overhear, okay.
LAURA: What does it say?
LIAM: I mean, it’s chock-a-block with a lot of
things, most of it probably untrue and stories to
scare your children, but there is some sort of
demon that is described as being fat and rotund,