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MATT: “Well you have invoked the name of my
comrade. You have my attention, do not squander
"it. Why are you here?”
LIAM: Well, we will be plain. He has sent us. He
has told us that you are in need of assistance,
and he has deemed us worthy to provide it.
SAM: Are you Ophelia?
MATT: “I am.”
SAM: Oh, just making sure.
MARISHA: Yeah, that’s good.
SAM: It could be someone else.
MATT: “Thorough, I appreciate that. Well so, you
are the help that he sent. Timely, three days
"earlier would have been better, but here we are. I
shall not fret on it. Thank you for coming. Be at
"ease, go watch the back walls, make sure nobody
tries to sneak in while we’re talking.” The guards
all scatter, except for two who stay posted at
each side of the door behind you. “How much have
"you been told?”
LIAM: (small laugh) Not very much.
MATT: You watch as her eyes looks you from head to
toe and her tongue runs across her lip a bit.
“(sighs) I’ve had an open line of shipments to
Zadash, through our mutual friend for some time,
"made a beneficial arrangement for many years.”
MARISHA: Can I do an insight check? Did it look
like she cast a spell just then?
MATT: Sure, make an insight check.
MARISHA: 25.
SAM: Oh, whispers.
SAM and ASHLY: Whispers.
LIAM: Fireball.
(laughter)
SAM: Guys–
LIAM and SAM: D&D Beyond.
LIAM: Am I right?
SAM: Is a really good app.
ASHLY: (flatly) It’s so great.
LIAM: It’s like– I can be on the shitter, if I
want to check–
SAM: You can customize that.
LIAM: Caleb’s spells.
ASHLY: I can?!
MATT: Oh god.
SAM: You can with their new upgrade.
LIAM: I can be mid dook.
SAM: You can be mid dook?
LIAM: Mid dook and check my spells.
SAM: You’re mid dook right now.
MATT: Anyway, bringing it back in.
MARISHA: Shipments to Zadash.
MATT: “However, my most trusted team of smugglers
that handle that route and knew it well were slain
"a little over a month ago.”