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LIAM: Cocaine.
MATT: (counting) You manage to drag Nott to the
door.
MARISHA: Can I open the door? Is there enough
room?
MATT: It’s locked.
MARISHA: Locked. Okay, it’s through this door,
though!
SAM: How do you know?
MARISHA: Because I ran by it earlier.
SAM: Oh, okay.
MARISHA: I remember from Nila describing it. I
took really detailed notes.
MATT: Caleb.
LIAM: Oh, my turn?
MATT: Yes.
LIAM: Oh jeez louise. Okay, I’m going to move
forward, back towards where I see Nila in there.
MATT: Ten, 15, 20.
LIAM: That’s as far as I can go?
MATT: No, you can go two more steps if you want.
LIAM: I’m going to go towards Keg.
MATT: 30 right there.
LIAM: Yeah, and I may do nothing, but–
MATT: Damn, this new iPad is eating it on the
music.
SAM: What happened?
MATT: I think it’s just slow. The old one
disappeared and I have to get a new one.
SAM: Disappeared, like was stolen?
MATT: I can’t find the bag. It’s fine. Don’t worry
about it.
LIAM: DM, can I dance back and forth like this and
see what I can see through that doorway? Can I see
this one?
MATT: If you wanted to go there as opposed to
there, I’ll let you stand there. You can just
barely see somebody on the ground.
LIAM: Oh look, there’s somebody laughing and
giggling on the floor.
MATT: No longer laughing.
LIAM: Fire Bolt.
MATT: Go for it, roll for the attack with
disadvantage.
ASHLY: Big money!
LIAM: That is a 13.
MATT: Unfortunately strikes the stone ground and
bursts into fire. No effect.
LIAM: Done and done.
MATT: Ending Caleb’s turn. (Wohn screams). Runs
up, charging angrily, is going to reckless attack.
Is going to attack twice with her greataxe against
you with reckless, so it’s with advantage on both
attacks. The first attack is a natural 20. All
right, so that’s a natural 20 on the first one.
Second attack is a natural 19 plus seven. So yeah,
she hits you with both. First one’s a crit.
ASHLY: Jesus Christ all right.
MATT: That’s cocked. That is going to be 12 points