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ASHLEY: I’ll hang out beside you so you can
watch.
MATT: Make a perception check.
TRAVIS: 11.
MATT: 11, that’s enough. As she spins the falchion
around, you notice that, affixed to her back, in
uncharacteristically clean leather towards the
rest of her outfit, what appears to be a
slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,
larger than your falchion, affixed to her back.
MARISHA: I just like how everyone says
'falchion’.
LIAM: It’s pronounced 'felching’.
(laughter)
TALIESIN: I’m going to pick up my cards in a very
specific order very quickly and start stacking the deck.
ASHLEY: All right, well. If you want to follow me,
I’ll take you to your seats and I’ll stand beside
you the whole time.
TRAVIS: Fucking lead the way.
TALIESIN: Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to
tiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check.
LAURA: Of course, you know, they’re a lot to
handle.
TALIESIN: One on the house. And I pull two cards.
LAURA: Yes? What are you telling me?
TALIESIN: I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.
Does this mean anything to you?
LAURA: Oh, yes.
TALIESIN: Well, think about it. Put it away.
ASHLEY: Beau.
MATT: Both her and the half-orc turn to you.
ASHLEY: Little one. I just go over and I
fireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can’t walk.
MARISHA: Oh.
(laughter)
MATT: Just carries her right in. Perfect.
MARISHA: I turn back to the rest of them.
TALIESIN: Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!
TRAVIS: The birds are out already.
MATT: At which point, the other Bo, Bo the
Breaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from
each of you as you pass through, so mark off five
copper, except for the two of you, you guys are
part of it.
LAURA: If I skip around, will I be part of the
show and then I don’t have to pay?
TALIESIN: Weirdly, being part of the show means
you strangely pay more. I’m not entirely sure how
that works.
LIAM: Nott, do you have five copper?
SAM: For you, Caleb, I do.
LIAM: No, I’m not asking. I was going to help you,
but if you have it, you’re good.
SAM: No, you’ve been spotting me all day, I’ll
take care of both of us.
ASHLEY: Mollymauk. That Jester’s adorable.
TALIESIN: I know. Highly entertained.
ASHLEY: I like her.