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ASHLEY: I’ll hang out beside you so you can |
watch. |
MATT: Make a perception check. |
TRAVIS: 11. |
MATT: 11, that’s enough. As she spins the falchion |
around, you notice that, affixed to her back, in |
uncharacteristically clean leather towards the |
rest of her outfit, what appears to be a |
slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon, |
larger than your falchion, affixed to her back. |
MARISHA: I just like how everyone says |
'falchion’. |
LIAM: It’s pronounced 'felching’. |
(laughter) |
TALIESIN: I’m going to pick up my cards in a very |
specific order very quickly and start stacking the deck. |
ASHLEY: All right, well. If you want to follow me, |
I’ll take you to your seats and I’ll stand beside |
you the whole time. |
TRAVIS: Fucking lead the way. |
TALIESIN: Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to |
tiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check. |
LAURA: Of course, you know, they’re a lot to |
handle. |
TALIESIN: One on the house. And I pull two cards. |
LAURA: Yes? What are you telling me? |
TALIESIN: I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow. |
Does this mean anything to you? |
LAURA: Oh, yes. |
TALIESIN: Well, think about it. Put it away. |
ASHLEY: Beau. |
MATT: Both her and the half-orc turn to you. |
ASHLEY: Little one. I just go over and I |
fireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can’t walk. |
MARISHA: Oh. |
(laughter) |
MATT: Just carries her right in. Perfect. |
MARISHA: I turn back to the rest of them. |
TALIESIN: Such grace! Such form! Such dignity! |
TRAVIS: The birds are out already. |
MATT: At which point, the other Bo, Bo the |
Breaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from |
each of you as you pass through, so mark off five |
copper, except for the two of you, you guys are |
part of it. |
LAURA: If I skip around, will I be part of the |
show and then I don’t have to pay? |
TALIESIN: Weirdly, being part of the show means |
you strangely pay more. I’m not entirely sure how |
that works. |
LIAM: Nott, do you have five copper? |
SAM: For you, Caleb, I do. |
LIAM: No, I’m not asking. I was going to help you, |
but if you have it, you’re good. |
SAM: No, you’ve been spotting me all day, I’ll |
take care of both of us. |
ASHLEY: Mollymauk. That Jester’s adorable. |
TALIESIN: I know. Highly entertained. |
ASHLEY: I like her. |
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