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(laughter)
TRAVIS: D&D Beyond’s watching going, “Fuck you,
Nott!”
LAURA: Wait no, you’re putting temporary hit
points on! What are you doing?
SAM: We’ll work on this during the break.
LIAM: Self destruct in 10, nine.
MARISHA: He just throws the iPad.
MATT: Coming to consciousness in your respective
rooms, cold morning air. It’s a bit frosty. The
windows to each of your rooms have a bit of that
curled bit of frost on the outskirts of the glass.
It’s probably 8:00 or 9:00 in the morning at this
point in time and the day is yours. What do you
wish to do?
MARISHA: As I wake up, I sit up and I go: Jester?
LAURA: Hmm?
MARISHA: Were you laughing to yourself last night?
I just kept hearing giggling. It was obnoxious.
LAURA: I’m sorry.
MARISHA: Uh-huh. I just get ready.
MATT: As a note, too, for all the drinks you guys
drank last night, that probably put you back about
one and a half gold.
TRAVIS: Molly, that’s your tab, right?
TALIESIN: All but the one you bought me.
TRAVIS: Yeah, except for that one.
TALIESIN: To be fair, I didn’t give you that
story.
TRAVIS: That’s true.
TALIESIN: I very carefully start unfolding my robe
and it has my swords very carefully laid out in
there from the closet. I do a little prayer and
put everything back on.
TRAVIS: Are you praying over your swords?
TALIESIN: I am, of course.
TRAVIS: Is that part of your thing?
TALIESIN: You seem honest.
TRAVIS: I try to be.
TALIESIN: Well, the swords are magic. According to
my mum, they go back in our family generations to
a very unusual rare line of tiefling that came
from a demon of ice that lived inside a volcano.
Our family, and I take this with a grain of salt,
were royal guards, were entrusted with these magic
swords and these swords can only be activated by
the blood of the royal family. So in honor of any
fighting I ever do with them, I make sure my blood
is at least drawn once.
TRAVIS: That’s quite the story. Can I insight
check him?
MATT: Yes, you may.
TRAVIS: 15.
TALIESIN: What am I fighting against?
MATT: This would be deception.
TALIESIN: That would be deception. All right. I’m
lying like a motherfucker.
TRAVIS: Well thank you for sharing that
honest story with me. It means a lot.