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(laughter) |
TRAVIS: D&D Beyond’s watching going, “Fuck you, |
Nott!” |
LAURA: Wait no, you’re putting temporary hit |
points on! What are you doing? |
SAM: We’ll work on this during the break. |
LIAM: Self destruct in 10, nine. |
MARISHA: He just throws the iPad. |
MATT: Coming to consciousness in your respective |
rooms, cold morning air. It’s a bit frosty. The |
windows to each of your rooms have a bit of that |
curled bit of frost on the outskirts of the glass. |
It’s probably 8:00 or 9:00 in the morning at this |
point in time and the day is yours. What do you |
wish to do? |
MARISHA: As I wake up, I sit up and I go: Jester? |
LAURA: Hmm? |
MARISHA: Were you laughing to yourself last night? |
I just kept hearing giggling. It was obnoxious. |
LAURA: I’m sorry. |
MARISHA: Uh-huh. I just get ready. |
MATT: As a note, too, for all the drinks you guys |
drank last night, that probably put you back about |
one and a half gold. |
TRAVIS: Molly, that’s your tab, right? |
TALIESIN: All but the one you bought me. |
TRAVIS: Yeah, except for that one. |
TALIESIN: To be fair, I didn’t give you that |
story. |
TRAVIS: That’s true. |
TALIESIN: I very carefully start unfolding my robe |
and it has my swords very carefully laid out in |
there from the closet. I do a little prayer and |
put everything back on. |
TRAVIS: Are you praying over your swords? |
TALIESIN: I am, of course. |
TRAVIS: Is that part of your thing? |
TALIESIN: You seem honest. |
TRAVIS: I try to be. |
TALIESIN: Well, the swords are magic. According to |
my mum, they go back in our family generations to |
a very unusual rare line of tiefling that came |
from a demon of ice that lived inside a volcano. |
Our family, and I take this with a grain of salt, |
were royal guards, were entrusted with these magic |
swords and these swords can only be activated by |
the blood of the royal family. So in honor of any |
fighting I ever do with them, I make sure my blood |
is at least drawn once. |
TRAVIS: That’s quite the story. Can I insight |
check him? |
MATT: Yes, you may. |
TRAVIS: 15. |
TALIESIN: What am I fighting against? |
MATT: This would be deception. |
TALIESIN: That would be deception. All right. I’m |
lying like a motherfucker. |
TRAVIS: Well thank you for sharing that |
honest story with me. It means a lot. |
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