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+"THE INCREDIBLES" 
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+Word for word transcript 
+
+Original screenplay by Brad Bird 
+
+
+
+Copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, 
+Inc./Pixar Animation Studios 
+
+All Rights Reserved 
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+
+Transcribed by BaD_BURN 
+
+(markgonzalez154@hotmail.com) 
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+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+1__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE 
+
+Is this on? 
+
+
+
+INTERVIEWER 
+
+That's fine. 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE 
+
+I can break through walls, I just can't... 
+
+
+
+INTERVIEWER 
+
+That's fine. 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE 
+
+I can't get this on. 
+
+
+
+INTERVIEWER 
+
+So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity? 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE 
+
+Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a 
+single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time? 
+
+
+
+ELASTIGIRL 
+
+Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this 
+at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know 
+what I mean? 
+
+
+
+FROZONE 
+
+Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret 
+identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I 
+said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or 
+anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a 
+super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good. 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE 
+
+No matter how many times you save the world, it always 
+manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, 
+you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this 
+mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?'' 
+
+
+
+INTERVIEWER 
+
+I could get to that point. 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE 
+
+''Please?'' 
+
+
+
+INTERVIEWER 
+
+Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished. 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE 
+
+Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know? 
+Relax a little and raise a family. 
+
+
+
+ELASTIGIRL 
+
+Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! 
+I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the 
+world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so. 
+
+
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+2__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+POLICE RADIO 
+
+We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed 
+pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on 
+San Pablo Ave. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Yeah, I've got time. 
+
+
+
+OLD LADY 
+
+Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible... 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+What is it, ma'am? 
+
+
+
+OLD LADY 
+
+My cat, Squeaker, won't come down. 
+
+
+
+[cat meows] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could 
+be trouble. 
+
+
+
+OLD LADY 
+
+No, no. He's quite tame. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Let go now! 
+
+
+
+[cat yowls] 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 1 
+
+Thank you, Mr. lncredible. You've done it again. 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 2 
+
+Yeah, you're the best. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No, I'm just here to help. 
+
+
+
+POLICE RADIO 
+
+Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery... 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. 
+Squeaker. 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Cool! Ready for take-off! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+What the...? Who are you supposed to be? 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Well, I'm lncrediBoy. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering] 
+Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy! 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+My name is lncrediBoy. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every 
+scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is... 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all 
+your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm 
+your number one fan! 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Hey! Hey, wait! 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+3__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents 
+of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind. 
+
+
+
+THIEF 
+
+Hey, look-- 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Elastigirl. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Mr. lncredible. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No, it's all right. I've got him. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+A fact I exploited to do my job. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+My job, you mean. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+A simple thank you will suffice. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Thanks, but I don't need any help. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Whatever happened to ''ladies first''? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Well, whatever happened to equal treatment? 
+
+
+
+THIEF 
+
+Hey, look, the lady got me first. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Well, we could share, you know. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I work alone. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Well, I think you need to be more...flexible. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Are you doing anything later? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I have a previous engagement. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+[whistles] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage 
+in an hour. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Hey, lncredible! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Hey, Frozone! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Shouldn't you be getting ready? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I still got time. 
+
+
+
+[crowd screaming] 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+He's gonna jump! 
+
+
+
+SANSWEET 
+
+I think you broke something. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Wait a minute. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+[coughing] Bomb Voyage. 
+
+
+
+VOYAGE 
+
+[French] Mr. Incredible! 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+And lncrediBoy! 
+
+
+
+VOYAGE 
+
+lncrediBoy? 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? 
+See? I have these rocket boots-- 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Go home, Buddy. 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Now. 
+
+
+
+VOYAGE 
+
+[French] Little oaf. 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you 
+never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out 
+who I am. I am your ward... lncrediBoy! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not 
+every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented 
+these. I can fly. Can you fly? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Fly home, Buddy. I work alone. 
+
+
+
+VOYAGE 
+
+[French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous! 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the 
+police. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Buddy, don't! 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+It'll only take a second, really. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No, stop! There's a bomb! 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if 
+you let go! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop! 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+Let go of my cape! 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+4__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's 
+been doing. 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+I can help you. You're making a mista---hey! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+The injured jumper. You sent paramedics? 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 
+
+They've already picked him up. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I 
+caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set 
+up a perimeter. 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 
+
+You mean he got away? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that. 
+
+
+
+BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) 
+
+lncrediBoy! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late. 
+Listen, I've gotta be somewhere. 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 
+
+What about Bomb Voyage? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really 
+gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually! 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+5__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Is the night still young? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+You're very late. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+How do I look? Good? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Oh, the mask! You still got the mask. 
+
+
+
+[cracks neck] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Showtime. 
+
+
+
+PRIEST 
+
+Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful 
+wedded wife? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything 
+later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful 
+banter. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+It was playful banter. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Cutting it kinda close, don't you think? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+You need to be more... flexible. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta 
+be more than Mr. lncredible. You know that. Don't you? 
+
+
+
+PRIEST 
+
+...so long as you both shall live? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I do. 
+
+
+
+PRIEST 
+
+I pronounce this couple husband and wife. 
+
+
+
+[people cheering and whistling] 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen? 
+
+
+
+ANNOUNCER 
+
+In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for 
+saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, 
+who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit 
+against the famed superhero in Superior Court. 
+
+
+
+SANSWEET'S LAWYER 
+
+Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't 
+want to be saved. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible ''actions'', so 
+quote, causes him daily pain. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Hey, I saved your life! 
+
+
+
+SANSWEET 
+
+You didn't save my life! You ruined my death, that's what 
+you did! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Listen-- 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE'S LAWYER 
+
+My client has no further comment at this time. 
+
+
+
+ANNOUNCER 
+
+Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the 
+el train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And 
+opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over. 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+It is time for their secret identity to become their only 
+identity. Time for them to join us, or go away. 
+
+
+
+ANNOUNCER 
+
+Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing 
+financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly 
+initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty 
+from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never 
+again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average 
+citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world 
+a better place. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+6__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>(15 YEARS LATER) 
+
+
+
+MRS. HOGENSON 
+
+Denied? You're denying my claim? I don't understand. I have 
+full coverage. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out 
+in paragraph 17. It states clearly... 
+
+
+
+MRS. HOGENSON 
+
+I can't pay for this. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[phone rings] Excuse me. [answers phone] Claims, Bob Parr. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We're now 
+officially moved in. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah, well, that's great, honey. In the last three years 
+don't count because... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it's 
+official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Listen, honey, I've got a client. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. 
+Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we? 
+
+
+
+MRS. HOGENSON 
+
+[sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me, 
+I don't know what I'll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing] 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I 
+can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox 
+on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I 
+also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal 
+department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you 
+quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do. 
+
+
+
+MRS. HOGENSON 
+
+Oh, thank you, young man. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Shhh! [shouting] I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset! 
+[whispering] Pretend to be upset. 
+
+
+
+MRS. HOGENSON 
+
+[sobbing] 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy 
+clearly covers-- 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me 
+about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell 
+me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and 
+Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call. 
+
+
+
+[PA Announcement] 
+
+Morning break is over. Morning break is over. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+7__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+PRINCIPAL 
+
+I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong? 
+
+
+
+BERNIE 
+
+He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front 
+of the class. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+He says. 
+
+
+
+BERNIE 
+
+Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+You saw him do this? 
+
+
+
+BERNIE 
+
+Well...not really. No. Actually, not. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Oh, then how do you know it was him? 
+
+
+
+BERNIE 
+
+I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him. See? You 
+see? You don't see it? He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! Right there! Right as 
+I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he 
+moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not! 
+
+
+
+PRINCIPAL 
+
+Bernie... 
+
+
+
+BERNIE 
+
+Don't ''Bernie'' me. [screaming] This little rat is guilty! 
+
+
+
+PRINCIPAL 
+
+You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the 
+trouble. 
+
+
+
+BERNIE 
+
+You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it on 
+his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to 
+the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more...constructive outlet. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Honey, you know why we can't do that. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny 
+bit. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. 
+And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+You always say, ''Do your best.'' But you don't really mean 
+it. Why can't I do the best that I can do? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to 
+fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. 
+Our powers made us special. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Everyone's special, Dash. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Which is another way of saying no one is. 
+
+
+
+BOY 
+
+Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed? 
+
+
+
+GIRL 
+
+Hi, Tony. 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+Hey. 
+
+
+
+BOY 
+
+Hey, Tony, can I carry your books? 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+That's kind of funny. 
+
+
+
+BOY 1 
+
+Hey, Tony, do you play football? 
+
+
+
+BOY 2 
+
+Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+He looked at me. 
+
+
+
+[car horn honking] 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Come on, Violet! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[muttering] Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway... 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Oh, great. 
+
+
+
+[unintelligible muttering] 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+8__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Mom. You're making weird faces again. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+No, I'm not. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+You make weird faces, honey. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Do you have to read at the table? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Uh-huh. Yeah. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the 
+carnivore cut his meat? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Ow. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about 
+school? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+[nervously] Well, we dissected a frog. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dash got sent to the office again. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[distracted] Good. Good. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+No, Bob, that's bad. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dash got sent to the office again. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+What?! What for? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Nothing. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! 
+You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Bob! We are not encouraging this. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Honey! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+The car? What happened to the car? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Here. I'm getting a new plate. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+So, how about you, Vi? How was school? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Nothing to report. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+You've hardly touched your food. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+I'm not hungry for meatloaf. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are 
+you hungry for? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Tony Rydinger. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Shut up! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Well, you are. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+I said, shut up, you little insect! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Well, she is. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Do not shout at the table. Honey! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Kids! Listen to your mother. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+That's it! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Stop it! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+You're gonna be toast! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Stop running in the house. Sit down! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Ow! Hey, no force fields! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+You started it. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+You sit down! You sit down! Violet! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+''Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, 
+is missing''? Gazerbeam. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Bob! It's time to engage. Do something! Don't just stand 
+there! I need you to intervene! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+You want me to intervene? Okay. I'm intervening. I'm 
+intervening! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Violet, let go of your brother! 
+
+
+
+JACK-JACK 
+
+Hello? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Get the door. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Hey, Lucius! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen. Vi, Jack-Jack. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+He-hey! Ice of you to drop by. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Ha! Never heard that one before. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+[gargling] Lucius! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Whoa! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Ha, ha. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Oh! I like it when it shatters. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I'll be back later. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Hey, where are you two going? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+It's Wednesday. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Oh. Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip to the 
+principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you 
+know. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly 
+normal... 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in 
+this family know about normal? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Now, wait a minute, young lady. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+We act normal, mom. I wanna be normal! The only normal one 
+is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained. 
+
+
+
+[Jack-Jack laughing] 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Lucky. I meant about being normal. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+9__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this 
+death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does 
+Baron Von Ruthless do? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+He starts monologuing. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+He starts monologuing! He starts like this prepared speech 
+about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the 
+world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yammering. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he 
+won't shut up. 
+
+
+
+POLICE RADIO 
+
+Municiberg, we have a 23-56... 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+23-56, what is that? Robbery? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+This is just sad. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what 
+if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up. 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him. They're just 
+talking. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+What are we doing here, Bob? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Protecting people. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Nobody asked us. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+You need an invitation? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, 
+and...you remember Gazerbeam? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah. There was something about him in the paper. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+When's the last time you saw him? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And 
+we're pushing our luck as it is. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Oh, come on. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're 
+gonna get-- 
+
+
+
+POLICE RADIO 
+
+We have a report on a fire... 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+A fire. We're close! [yelling] Yeah, baby! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+We're gonna get caught. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Woohoo! Haha!  Fire! Yeah! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Is that everybody? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah, that's everyone. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+It better be. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Can't you put this out? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too 
+fast! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Well, what's that mean? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you 
+can use water in the air! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out 
+of muscle? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I just can't go smashing into walls! The building's getting 
+weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+I wanted to go bowling! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[realizes they're in a jewelry store...] Uh-oh. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[...and unknowingly trips the alarm] Oh, good. 
+
+
+
+[alarm sounds] 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+Oh, now...that ain't right! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS/BOB 
+
+- We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys! 
+
+- You can get water out of the air! 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 
+
+Freeze! 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 
+
+Freeze! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+I'm thirsty. 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 
+
+I said freeze! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+I'm just getting a drink. 
+
+
+
+POLICE OFFICER 
+
+Alright. You've had your drink. Now I want you to... 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+I know. I know. Freeze. 
+
+
+
+[police radio chatter] 
+
+
+
+POLICE RADIO 
+
+Shots fired! 
+
+
+
+OFFICERS 
+
+Police officers! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS 
+
+That was way too close. We are not doing that again. 
+
+
+
+MAN 
+
+[over radio] Verify you want to switch targets? Over. 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+10__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I thought you'd be back by 11 . 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I said I'd be back later. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I assumed you'd be back later. lf you came back at 
+all...you'd be ''back later''. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Well, I'm back, okay? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Is this rubble? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[with mouth full] It was just a little workout. Just to 
+stay loose. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you! We can't 
+blow cover again! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+The building was coming down anyway. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What?! You knocked down a building?! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down 
+anyway. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner 
+again? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a 
+bad thing. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you 
+can relive the glory days is a very bad thing. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they 
+didn't happen! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's 
+happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can't believe you don't want to 
+go to your own son's graduation. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to 
+the fifth grade. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+It's a ceremony! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate 
+mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+You want to do something for Dash? Then let him actually 
+compete. Let him go out for sports! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can't do 
+that. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Because he'd be great! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+This is not about you! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Vi? You, too, young lady. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Come on. Come on out. It's okay, kids. We're just having a 
+discussion. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Pretty loud discussion. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah. But that's okay. Because what's important is that 
+Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united against, uh, the forces of, 
+uh... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Pigheadedness? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I was gonna say evil or something. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+We're sorry we woke you. Everything's okay. Go back to bed. 
+It's late. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Good night, Mom. Night, Dad. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Good night. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+In fact, we should all be in bed. 
+
+
+
+[crickets chirping, dog barks] 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+11__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+WOMAN [on phone] 
+
+Request claim on claim numbers 158183... 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH [over the intercom] 
+
+Haven't you got him yet?! Where is he?! 
+
+
+
+HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom] 
+
+Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Now? 
+
+
+
+HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom] 
+
+Now. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Sit down, Bob. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Okay. Why? 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Why what? Be specific, Bob. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Why are you unhappy? 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Your customers make me unhappy. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+What, you've gotten complaints? 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your 
+customers' inexplicable knowledge of lnsuricare's inner workings! They're 
+experts. Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! 
+They're penetrating the bureaucracy! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Did I do something illegal? 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+No. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers? 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+The law requires that I answer no. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+We're supposed to help people. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+We're supposed to help our people! Starting with our 
+stockholders, Bob. Who's helping them out, huh? You know, Bob, a company... 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Is like an enormous clock. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+...is like an enormous clo--yes. Precisely. It only works if 
+all the little cogs mesh together. Now, a clock needs to be cleaned, 
+well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs 
+that fit, that cooperate by design. [chuckling] I'm being metaphorical, Bob. 
+You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob? Bob? Look at me when I'm talking 
+to you, Parr! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+That man out there, he needs help. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Do not change the subject, Bob. We're discussing your 
+attitude! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+He is getting mugged! 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Well, let's hope we don't cover him. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I'll be right back. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Stop right now or you're fired! Close the door. Get over 
+here, now. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+He got away. 
+
+
+
+MR. HUPH 
+
+Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo-- 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Uh-oh. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+12__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+How is he? 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+He'll live. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I'm fired, aren't I? 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Oh, you think? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+What can I say, Rick? 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Nothing you haven't said before. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Someone was in trouble. 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Someone's always in trouble. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I had to do something. 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Yeah. Every time you say those words, it means a month and 
+a half of trouble for me, Bob. It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayer's 
+dollars. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I know. 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+We gotta pay to keep the company quiet. We gotta pay 
+damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every time it gets harder. 
+Money, money, money, money. We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what 
+you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your 
+own. 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you, you know, for old 
+times' sake. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+No, I can't do that to my family. Everyone just got 
+settled. I'll make it work. Thanks. 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Take care of yourself. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Well, what are you waiting for? 
+
+
+
+KID 
+
+I don't know. Something amazing, I guess. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[sighs] Me too, kid. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+13__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Huh? ''Hold still''? 
+
+
+
+COMPUTER 
+
+Match: Mr. Incredible. Room is secure. Commence message. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Hello, Mr. Incredible. Yes, we know who you are. Rest 
+assured, your secret is safe with us. My name is Mirage. We have something in common. 
+According to the government, neither of us exist. Please pay attention, as this 
+message is classified and will not be repeated. I represent a top secret 
+division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and 
+we have need of your unique abilities. Something has happened at our testing 
+facility. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Honey! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Huh? What? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dinner's ready. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Okay. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+...it is contained within an isolated area, it threatens to 
+cause incalculable damage to itself and to our facilities, jeopardizing 
+hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Is someone in there? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+It's the TV, trying to watch. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Because of its highly sensitive nature... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Well, stop trying. It's time for dinner. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+One minute! 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+If you accept, your payment will be triple your current 
+annual salary. Call the number on the card. Voice-matching will be used to 
+ensure security. The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You 
+can still do great things. Or...you can listen to police scanners. Your choice. 
+You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it. 
+
+
+
+[beeping] 
+
+
+
+COMPUTER 
+
+This message will self-destruct. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Uh-oh. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+14__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+You are one distracted guy. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Hmm? Am I? I don't mean to be. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I know you miss being a hero and your job is frustrating. I 
+just want you to know how much it means to me that you stay at it anyway. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Honey? About the job? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Something's happened. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+The, uh... 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+The company is sending me to, uh, a conference. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+A conference? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[stammering] Out of town. And I'm just gonna be gone for a 
+few days. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+They've never sent you to a conference before. This is 
+good, isn't it? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+[hesitating] Yes. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+You see? They're finally recognizing your talents. You're 
+moving up. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yes. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Honey! This is wonderful! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yes, it is. 
+
+
+
+[phone ringing] 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE [over phone] 
+
+Hello? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+This is Mr. lncredible. I'm in. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+15__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+The Omnidroid 9000 is a top secret prototype battle robot. 
+lts artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it's confronted 
+with. And, unfortunately... 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to 
+take orders. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+We lost control. And now it's loose in the jungle, 
+threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel from the island 
+for their own safety. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+How am I going in? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 
+feet. lts cloaking devices make it difficult to track. Although we're pretty 
+sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously it 
+represents a significant investment. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+You want me to shut it down without completely destroying 
+it. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+You are Mr. lncredible. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot. Every moment 
+you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+And don't die. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Great. Thanks. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Showtime. 
+
+
+
+style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'><Not much going on 
+here. This is the Mr. Incredible versus the Omnidroid prototype fight. Use your 
+imagination in filling in the blanks.> 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Huh? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Hmm. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Uh-oh. 
+
+
+
+[laughing, loud crack] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Oh, my back! 
+
+
+
+[loud crack] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Oh! 
+
+
+
+MAN 
+
+Surprising. We must bring him back. Sound the all clear, 
+and invite him to dinner. 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+16__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+MAN 
+Most important, keep things light. Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciate 
+his abilities. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Am I overdressed? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Actually, you look rather dashing. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I take it our host is... 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Oh, I'm sorry. He won't be dining with us. He hopes you'll 
+understand. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I'm 
+working for. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+He prefers a certain amount of anonymity. Surely, you of 
+all people understand that. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I was just wondering, of all the places to settle down, why 
+live... 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+With a volcano? He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a 
+weakness we share. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Seems a bit unstable. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+I prefer to think of it as misunderstood. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+[chuckling] Aren't we all? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth. 
+Everything at the table was grown right here. How does it compare? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Everything's delicious. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+17__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Jeez. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Hurry, honey. Or you'll be late for work. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Have a great day, honey. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Thanks. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Help customers, climb ladders... 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Bring bacon? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+All that jazz. 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+You have an appointment? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I'm an old friend. I just wanted to... 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+All visitors are required to make a reser-- 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+[shoos the guard away] Get back to work! Go check the 
+electric fence or something! What is it? Who are you? What do you want? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well. My God, no 
+complaints. But, you know, it is not the same. Not the same at all. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Weren't you just in the news? Some show in Prayge... 
+Prague? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about 
+them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only 
+about themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods. But perhaps you come with a 
+challenge, eh? I was surprised to get your call. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+E, I just need a patch job. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And 
+you've torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting 
+hero work? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Must have happened a long time ago. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+I see. This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in 
+this. I won't allow it! Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+What do you mean? You designed it. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. You 
+need a new suit. That much is certain. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+A new suit? Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy. So ask me 
+now, before I again become sane. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Wait. You want to make me a suit? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+You push too hard, darling! But I accept. It will be bold. 
+Dramatic! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Heroic! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy! Oh! He had a great 
+look! Oh, the cape and the boots... 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+No capes! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Isn't that my decision? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. 
+Good with kids. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Listen, E... 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when 
+his cape snagged on a missile fin. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb... 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+E, you can't generalize about these things. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. 
+Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will be 
+finished before your next assignment. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+You know I'm retired from hero work. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+[sighs] Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+You're the best of the best, E. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Yes, I know, darling. I know. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+18__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+[phone rings] 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I got it, I got it! Don't answer it, honey, I got it! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Hello? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+We have a new assignment for you. How soon can you get 
+here? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I'll leave tomorrow morning. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+See you there. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Goodbye. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Who was that, honey? The, uh, office? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Another conference. Short notice, but you know...duty 
+calls. [nervous laugh] 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Bob? 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Yeah, what's up, honey? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Ha... have a great trip. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I get there. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I love you. So much. 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+I love you too. 
+
+
+
+COMPUTER 
+
+This is your automated Captain. Would you care for more 
+mimosa? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Don't mind if I do. Thanks. 
+
+
+
+COMPUTER 
+
+You're welcome. 
+
+
+
+COMPUTER 
+
+Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan. Perfect weather for 
+flying. 
+
+
+
+COMPUTER 
+
+Please fasten your seat belt. We're beginning our descent. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Hello, Mr. lncredible. Nice suit. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Thanks. Nice to be back, Mirage. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+You'll be briefed on your assignment in the conference room 
+at two. D Wing, room A-113. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+2:00. Got it. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+See you there. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+[gasps] Edna. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+19__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I'd like to speak to Edna, please. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+This is Edna. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+E? This is Helen. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Helen who? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Helen Parr? You know...Elastigirl? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Darling! It's been such a long time after all these years! 
+So long! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Yes, yes, yes. It's been a while. Listen, there's only one 
+person Bob would trust to patch his supersuit and that's you, E. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it? Much better than those 
+horrible pajamas he used to wear. They are finished. When are you coming to 
+see? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Look, I'm calling about... 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Don't make me beg, darling. I won't do it, you know. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Beg? Uh, no. I'm calling about suit. Ab-about Bob's suit! 
+I'm calling about Bob's suit! 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+You come in one hour, darling. I insist, okay? Okay. 
+Goodbye. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+20__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too 
+much for Mr. lncredible! Whoa! Whoa! It's finally ready. You know, I went 
+through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't 
+good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major 
+modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after 
+all...I am your biggest fan. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Buddy? 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+My name is not Buddy! And it's not lncrediBoy either! That 
+ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what 
+did you say to me? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Fly home, Buddy. I work alone. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You 
+can't count on anyone. Especially your heroes. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the 
+way it works. Turns out there's a lot of people, whole countries who want 
+respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got 
+rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I 
+unleash it, I'll get-- 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+[laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing. I can't 
+believe it. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I save the best inventions for 
+myself. Am I good enough now? Who's super now? I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis 
+and... 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Oh, brilliant! 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+All right, try this one on for size, big boy. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Gazerbeam. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+''Kronos?'' 
+
+
+
+PROBE 
+
+Life reading negative. Mr. Incredible terminated. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+21__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+This project has completely confiscated my life, darling. 
+Consumed me as only hero work can. My best work, I must admit. Simple, elegant, 
+yet bold. You will die. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+E, I just... 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+I did Robert's suit, and it turned out so beautiful, I had to 
+continue. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+E, It's great to see you, but I gotta tell you I have no 
+idea what you're talking about. I just... 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, 
+gobble! Too much of it, darling. Too much! That is why I show you my work. That 
+is why you are here. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Edna Mode. And guest. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Come. Sit. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Cream and sugar? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Thanks. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+I started with the baby. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Started? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free 
+movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstand 
+a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof. And machine 
+washable, darling. That's a new feature. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?! 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the 
+prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers. 
+
+
+E 
+
+No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction 
+without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Your daughter's suit was tricky. But I finally created a 
+sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring 
+yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible...yet it 
+breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing 
+device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a 
+button. Well, darling? What do you think? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What do I think? Bob is retired! I'm retired! Our family is 
+underground. You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?! 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Well, I assumed you knew, darling. Why would he keep 
+secrets from you? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What are you saying? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Do you know where he is? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Of course. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Do you know where he is? 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+22__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+[voices, static on radio] 
+
+
+
+[electric fizzling] 
+
+
+
+[grunt] 
+
+
+
+[voice on radio] 
+
+
+
+GUARD 1 
+
+Hey, hey. We got a man down! 
+
+
+
+GUARD 2 
+
+Come on, let's go. 
+
+
+
+GUARD 2 
+
+Are you okay? What happened? 
+
+
+
+[over radio] Break surveillance and engage. Continuing 
+sweep... 
+
+
+
+WOMAN [over phone] 
+
+Insuricare. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr. Bob Parr is my husband. I 
+was wondering if you could give me the number of the hotel he's staying at? The 
+number I have is no good. 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+Mr. Parr no longer works at Insuricare. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+What do you mean? He's on a business trip. A company 
+retreat. 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+My records say his employment was terminated almost two 
+months ago. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+[gasps] 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+So, you don't know where he is. Would you like to find out? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+[relieved sigh] 
+
+
+
+[beeping] 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+23__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+[sobbing] I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know. 
+The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies. 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+Yes, he attempts to relive the past. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+What are you talking about? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Hmm? 
+
+
+
+E 
+
+You are Elastigirl! My God! Pull yourself together! What 
+will you do? Is this a question? Show him you remember that he is Mr. 
+lncredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is. 
+Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I 
+enjoy our visits. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+There's lots of leftovers that you can reheat. Make sure 
+Dash does his homework. And both of you, get to bed on time. I should be back 
+tonight. Late. You can be in charge that long, can't you? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Yeah. But why am I in charge again? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Hey! What's that? Where'd you get that, Mom? You made a 
+cool outfit? Hey, are those for us? We all get cool outfits? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Ha-ha! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dash! You come back here this moment! 
+
+
+
+[phone rings] 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back. I know this is short 
+notice, but I was hoping that I could get you to... 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+What are these? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Look, I'm The Dash! The Dash likes. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Just a second. Take that off before somebody sees it. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+But you're packing one just like it. Are you hiding 
+something? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Oh, please, honey. I'm on the phone...Dash! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Yikes! This is yours. It's specially made. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+What's going on? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+You're not coming! And I've gotta pack! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+What makes you think it's special? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me. 
+
+
+
+SNUG [over phone] 
+
+What do you need? 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+A jet. What do you got that's fast? 
+
+
+
+SNUG 
+
+Let me think... 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+24__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Island approach. India Golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on 
+top. Over. 
+
+
+
+[radio static] 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner requesting 
+vectors to the initial. Over. 
+
+
+
+[radio static] 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting. 
+Everything's fine. They're just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+You sir, truly are ''Mr. lncredible''! You know, I was 
+right to idolize you. I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by 
+hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man! I'm still geeking out about 
+it! [sighs] And then you had to just go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. 
+lncredible calling for help? [mocking] ''Help me, help me.'' Lame, lame, lame, 
+lame, lame! All right, who did you contact?! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Contact? What are you talking about? 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+I am referring to last night at 2307 hours while you were 
+snooping around. You sent out a homing signal. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I didn't know about the homing device. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+And now a government plane is requesting permission to land 
+here! Who did you contact?! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I didn't send for a plane. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Play the transmission. 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+India golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on top. Over. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Helen! 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+So you do know these people. Well, then, I'll send them a 
+little greeting. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Ow! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Violet! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed 
+for it-- 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+That's not true! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Dash?! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET/DASH 
+
+- ...and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came 
+here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and 
+[to Dash] it's not my fault! 
+
+- You said, ''Something's up with Mom. We have to find out 
+what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours, 
+all-the-time idea! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET/DASH 
+
+- Yes, mom, I'm completely stupid...of course we got a 
+sitter! Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot! 
+
+- No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't do 
+that. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+All right! Well, who'd you get? 
+
+
+
+KARI 
+
+You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. 
+I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR and 
+I got excellent marks and certificates... 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Kari. 
+
+
+
+KARI 
+
+I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him 
+smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Kari... 
+
+
+
+KARI 
+
+And the beauty part is that the babies don't even have to 
+listen 'cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I 
+slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking 
+about. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay 
+you for your trouble, but I'd really rather call a service. 
+
+
+
+KARI 
+
+Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle 
+anything this baby can dish out. [cooing] Can't I, little baby? I can handle 
+it. Who can handle it? 
+
+
+
+[beeping] 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard. 
+Disengage! Repeat, disengage! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Disengage! Repeat, disengage! Friendlies... 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything! 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Too late! Fifteen years too late. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position. 
+Angels 10. Track east. Disengage! [to Violet] Vi! You have to put a force field 
+around the plane. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Disengage. Repeat, disengage! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Mom? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Violet! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Mayday, mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked! 
+Abort! Abort! There are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+[to Violet] Put a field around us now! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+I've never done one that big! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Violet, do it now! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Abort, abort, abort! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Abort, abort, abort! 
+
+
+
+[all screaming] 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Brace yourselves! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET/DASH 
+
+Mom! Mom! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Everybody calm down. Now, I'll tell you what we're not 
+gonna do. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna--look out! 
+
+
+
+DASH/VIOLET 
+
+- Oh, my God! Who's idea was this anyway?! 
+
+- What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+We're dead! We're dead! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+It blew up! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+We survived but we're dead! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get a 
+grip. Or so help me I will ground you for a month! Understand? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to 
+''work alone''. [evil laughter] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Release me...now! 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Or what? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I'll crush her. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+That sounds a little dark for you. Well, go ahead. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+[laughing] Show me. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to 
+lose. You're weak. And I've outgrown you. 
+
+
+
+[Bob sobbing] 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Those were short-range missiles. Land-based. That way is 
+our best bet. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+lf it means land, yes. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Do you expect us to swim there? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I expect you to trust me. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+25__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+What a trooper. I'm so proud of you. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Thanks, mom. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I think your father is in trouble. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+lf you haven't noticed, mom, we're not doing so hot either. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I'm going to look for him. And that means you're in charge 
+until I get back, Violet. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+What?! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+You heard her. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable 
+possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+But you said never to use... 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+I know what I said! [sighs] Remember the bad guys on those 
+shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like 
+those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will 
+kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Mom? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Vi, I'm counting on you. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+There's something I... 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I'm counting on you. Be strong. Dash, if anything goes wrong, 
+I want you to run as fast as you can. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+As fast as I can? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+As fast as you can. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I'll 
+be back by morning. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Mom! Mom, what happened on the plane. I'm sorry. [stammering] 
+I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I'm sorry. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Shh. It isn't your fault. It wasn't fair for me to suddenly 
+ask so much of you. But things are different now. And doubt is a luxury we 
+can't afford anymore, sweetie. You have more power than you realize. Don't 
+think. And don't worry. lf the time comes, you'll know what to do. It's in your 
+blood. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+He's not weak, you know. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Valuing life is not weakness. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Oh, hey. Look, look...if you're talking about what happened 
+in the containment unit, I had everything under control. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+And disregarding it is not strength. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew he 
+wouldn't have it in him to actually... 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Next time you gamble, bet your own life! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Okay, okay, okay. 
+
+
+
+[voices on radio] 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+A rocket? 
+
+
+
+[sighs, gasps] 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+Hey! 
+
+
+
+[struggling] 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Well, not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna go look 
+around. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+What do you think is going on here? You think we're on 
+vacation or something? Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, 
+[whispering] their marriage. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Their marriage? So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom 
+and Dad's marriage. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Oh, forget it. You're so immature. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Okay, I'm gonna go look around. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Mom said to stay hidden. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh! 
+
+
+
+[voices over radio] 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+[echoing] Cool! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+[echoing] Cool! 
+
+
+
+[over radio] Roger. We are ready for launch. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Vi, Vi! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+What did you do? 
+
+
+
+[over radio] ETA two-niner. Over. TCI clear. Condition 
+yellow. Status norm. 
+
+[over radio] Not responding to IFF. IRCM reads negative. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+[gasps] Bob. 
+
+
+
+GUARD 1 
+
+Huh? What? 
+
+
+
+GUARD 2 
+
+Uh, I didn't say anything. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+26__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+ROBOT 
+
+Identification, please. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+It talks! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+There. That one. 
+
+
+
+ROBOT 
+
+Voice key incorrect. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+''Voice key''? 
+
+
+
+ROBOT 
+
+Voice key incorrect. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Wait a second... 
+
+
+
+[alarm sounds] 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+What do we do? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Run! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Where are we going? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Away from here! 
+
+
+
+[PA] Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+There isn't much time. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+[grabs Mirage by the neck] No, there isn't. In fact, 
+there's no time at all. 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+[choking] Please... 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? What 
+more can you take away from me? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+[choking] Family survived the crash. They're here on the 
+island! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+They're alive? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+[gasping, coughing] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Helen? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Hello. You must be Mrs. Incre-- 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+She was helping me to escape. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+No. That's what I was doing. Let go of me! Let go, you 
+lousy, lying, unfaithful creep! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+How could I betray the perfect woman? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Oh, you're referring to me now? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Where are the kids? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+They might've triggered the alert. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+What?! 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Security's been sent into the jungle. You better get going. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Now our kids are in danger?! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+lf you suspected danger, why'd you bring them? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I didn't bring 'em, they stowed away. And I don't think 
+you're not striking the proper tone here! 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+Think they're supers? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Dash, remember what Mom said. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+GUARD 2 
+
+Hey! Stop talking! 
+
+
+
+GUARD 3 
+
+Hold it! Freeze! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Dash, run! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Run! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Oh yeah! 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+What the--?! They're supers! 
+
+
+
+GUARD 2 
+
+Get the boy! Show yourself! 
+
+
+
+[spitting] 
+
+
+
+[Dash screams] 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+Hey! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Ha, ha! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+I'm alive. Yeah! 
+
+
+
+[Dash shouting] 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Uh-oh. 
+
+
+
+[water sloshing] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't 
+want you to worry. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for our 
+lives through some godforsaken jungle! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy 
+you're alive. 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear. 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+You can't hide from me. 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+There you are. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Hey! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Don't touch my sister! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+How are you doing that? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+I don't know! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Whatever you do, don't stop! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Mom! Dad! Hey! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Kids! 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL 
+
+- You're all right. 
+
+- Oh, you're all right! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+We were so worried about you. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I thought I'd never see you again. 
+
+
+
+MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL 
+
+I love you. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Wow. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Whoa. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, time out! What have we here? 
+Matching uniforms? Oh, no! Elastigirl? [laughs] You married Elastigirl? Whoa! 
+And got busy! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot! 
+Oh, this is just too good! 
+
+
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+27__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+- [on TV] The ship's unique design suggests... 
+
+- [on TV] There were no fatalities... 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Huh? Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool. Just 
+like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of 
+screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day! 
+I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could 
+pretend to be one? 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it 
+without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. 
+I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'm 
+old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be 
+superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super...no one will be. 
+[evil laughter] 
+
+
+
+[soldiers shouting] 
+
+
+
+SOLDIER 
+
+Fire at will! 
+
+
+
+- [on TV] It's completely overwhelming the tanks. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I'm sorry. This is my fault. I've been a lousy father. 
+Blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all 
+of you. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Um..dad? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Shh. Don't interrupt. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+So caught up in the past that I...You are my greatest 
+adventure. And I almost missed it. I swear, I'm gonna get us out of this safely 
+if I... 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today 
+but I think it's time we wind down now. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+We need to get back to the mainland. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, I 
+think. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Where are all the guards? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Go, go! 
+
+
+
+GUARD 
+
+Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot. 
+
+
+
+GUARD 2 
+
+Yeah, okay. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+A jet's not fast enough. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+What's faster than a jet? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Hey, how about a rocket? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Great! I can't fly a rocket. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last 
+launch. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do 
+I get into the computer? 
+
+
+
+MIRAGE 
+
+Say please. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+28__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Honey? 
+
+
+
+HONEY 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Where's my supersuit? 
+
+
+
+HONEY 
+
+What? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Where is my supersuit? 
+
+
+
+HONEY 
+
+I, uh...put it away. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Where? 
+
+
+
+HONEY 
+
+Why do you need to know? 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+I need it! 
+
+
+
+HONEY 
+
+Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no 
+derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+The public is in danger! 
+
+
+
+HONEY 
+
+My evening's in danger! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about 
+the greater good! 
+
+
+
+HONEY 
+
+''Greater good''? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you 
+are ever gonna get! 
+
+
+
+MAN 
+
+Run! 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+My baby! 
+
+
+
+MAN 
+
+The supers have returned! 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+Is that Fironic? 
+
+
+
+MAN 
+
+Fironic? 
+
+
+
+WOMAN 
+
+No, Fironic has a different outfit. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+No, no, I'm a new superhero! I'm Syndrome! 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+All right, stand back. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Ha, ha! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Are we there yet? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+We get there when we get there. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+How you doing, honey? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Do I have to answer?! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Here we go, honey! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Ready, Violet? Ready? Now! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+This is gonna be rough! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I 
+take? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Traction Avenue. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I? 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Don't take Seventh! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Great, we missed it! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at 
+Traction! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+That'll take me downtown! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+He's coming up! Get in the right lane! Signal! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Not Traction! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+You're gonna miss it! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Is everybody okay back there? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Super-duper, Dad! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+[laughing] Let's do that again. 
+
+
+
+[people screaming] 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't 
+think so. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I'm asking you to wait with the kids. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my husband. I'm 
+with you for better or worse. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I have to do this alone. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+What is this to you? Playtime? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+So you can be Mr. lncredible again? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Then what? What is it? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I'm not... 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Not what? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I'm not strong enough. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Strong enough. And this will make you stronger? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Yes. No! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+That's what this is? Some sort of workout? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I can't lose you again! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I can't. Not again. I'm not... strong enough. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+lf we work together, you won't have to be. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I don't know what'll happen. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Hey. We're superheroes. What can happen? 
+
+
+
+[screaming] 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Vi! Dash! No! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Violet? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Dad! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Go, go! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+I'm okay, mom. Really. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Stay here, okay? 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Frozone! Yeah! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Bob! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Hey! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Syndrome's remote! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+The remote controls the robot! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Hey, dad! Throw it, throw it! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Go long! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Got it! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Honey, take out its guns! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Dash! Gotcha! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+A remote? A remote that controls what? The robot? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+It's coming back! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+That wasn't right. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Give me that! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+We can't stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate 
+it is...itself. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+It's getting closer! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+It doesn't work! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Kids! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+It's not doing anything! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Lucius, try to buy us some time! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Try the one next to it! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Honey! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Wait a minute. Press that button again! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+No, the other one! The first one! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+First button! Got it! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+It's getting closer! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Look out! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Get out of here, kids! Find a safe spot! 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+We're not going anywhere! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Press the button! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Not yet! 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Hang on! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+What are you waiting for?! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+A closer target! You got one shot! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Everybody duck! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Hey, Zone. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Huh? No! 
+
+
+
+OLD MAN 
+
+Hey, did you see that? Eh? That's the way to do it. That's 
+old school. 
+
+
+
+OLD MAN 2 
+
+Yeah. No school like the old school. 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Just like old times. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Just like old times [gives Frozone a heavy pat on the back] 
+
+
+
+LUCIUS (FROZONE) 
+
+Oh! Yeah. Hurt then too. 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+29__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. lf he even sneezes, 
+we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The people of this country 
+are indebted to you. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Does this mean we can come out of hiding? 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Let the politicians figure that one out. But I've been 
+asked to assure you we'll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob. 
+
+
+
+[phone beeps] 
+
+
+
+Hi, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack..style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Come on. We're in a limo. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Hey, you're wearing your hair back? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+[stammering] Yeah, I just... yeah. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+It looks good. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Thanks, Dad. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+That was so cool when you threw that car! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+Not as cool as you running on water! 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Hey, mom! That was sweet when you snagged that bad guy with 
+your arm and kinda whiplashed him into the other guy. It was so sweet! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Honey, uh, yeah, I'm trying to listen to messages, honey. 
+
+
+
+[Kari] 
+
+- Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things 
+are happening. 
+
+- Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm getting really weirded 
+out! When are you coming back? 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+...aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the best 
+vacation ever! I love our family. 
+
+
+
+[Kari] 
+
+- I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr! Put that down! Stop it! You need 
+to call me. I need help, Mrs. Parr! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Bob, listen to this. 
+
+
+
+[Kari] 
+
+- I'm gonna call the police... 
+
+- Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out, but your baby 
+has special needs. 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+"Special needs"? 
+
+
+
+RICK 
+
+Here we are. 
+
+
+
+[Kari] 
+
+- Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Replacement? I didn't call a replacement. 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Shh. The baby is sleeping. You took away my future. I'm 
+simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive, 
+encouraging. Everything you weren't. And in time, who knows, he might make a 
+good sidekick. Ha ha! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+He's getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have to 
+do something now! 
+
+
+
+[Jack-Jack cries] 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Something's happening. What's happening?! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+We have to stop him! Throw something! 
+
+
+
+BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 
+
+I can't! I might hit Jack-Jack! 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Throw me. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Bob, throw me! 
+
+
+
+[Jack-Jack cooing] 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+No! 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually. 
+I'll get your son! 
+
+
+
+SYNDROME 
+
+Oh, no. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down. Mommy's got you. 
+Everything is all right. 
+
+
+
+HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) 
+
+That's my girl. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+Does this mean we have to move again? 
+
+
+
+KID 
+
+Oh, man. That was totally wicked! 
+
+__________________________________________SCENE 
+30__________________________________________ 
+
+
+
+style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>(3 MONTHS LATER) 
+
+
+
+[PA announcements] 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean, 
+what is that all about? 
+
+
+
+GIRL 
+
+Well, I always thought it was more like a... 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+Hey. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Hey. 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+You're, uh, Violet, right? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+That's me. 
+
+
+
+GIRL 
+
+See you, Vi. 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+You look different. 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+I feel different. Is different okay? 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+Hey, different is...[clears throat] Different is great. 
+[stammering] Would you wanna... 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Yeah? 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+Do you think maybe...[stammering]...you and I...you know... 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Yeah? 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+Do you... 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Shh. I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn. Okay? 
+
+
+
+TONY 
+
+[stammering] A movie. There you go. Yeah...yeah! Wait, 
+wait...so Friday? 
+
+
+
+VIOLET 
+
+Friday. 
+
+
+
+[crowd cheering] 
+
+
+
+BOB/HELEN 
+
+- Go, Dash, go! Go, go, go! Run, run! 
+
+- Run, Dash! Run! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Come on, run! Pick up the pace! Move it, move it! Pace it! 
+Slow down just a little bit! Don't give up! Make it close! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Second! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+Close second, close second. Yeah! 
+
+
+
+BOB 
+
+That's my boy! 
+
+
+
+HELEN 
+
+Dash, I'm so proud of you. 
+
+
+
+DASH 
+
+I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do. 
+
+
+
+[crashing, screaming] 
+
+
+
+UNDERMINER 
+
+Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing 
+is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon 
+all will tremble before me! 
+
+
+
+
+