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"instruction": "我在网吧能上网,为什么在弱智吧不能上弱智?",
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"input": "",
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"output": "网吧上网,弱智吧上智!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "怎么,清华真就人均 985 呗?",
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"input": "",
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"output": "清华人均985,大家都能拿奖状!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "我前脚刚走,我后脚就跟上了。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "走得快,回头看,自己也跟上了!"
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{
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"instruction": "李外卖由于违反学校禁止叫外卖的规定被开除。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "外卖不是学生,还是要遵守校规!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "老妈经常对我说:漂亮的女孩子说话不可以信,所以老妈说的话不可信,漂亮的女孩子说话可以信。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "老妈的逻辑,真是让人一言难尽!"
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{
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"instruction": "李白点奶茶,绣口一吐就是个半糖。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "李白喝奶茶,诗都能赋出来!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "擅长苦中作乐的小明在高强度加班时活活笑死。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "高强度加班,小明笑到极限!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "我家洗砚池边树,挨着我家洗砚池。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "洗砚池旁的树,根深叶茂,哪能离开!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "四维生物比划道:“大概这么久。”",
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"input": "",
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"output": "四维生物的时间感,不在我们理解范围内!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "杨永信,中国教育电击人。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "教育的电击,是为了让你醒悟!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "高考的记得记一下自己的名字,那个必考。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "高考,名字是必考的,其他都随便!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "既然监狱里全是罪犯,王警官为什么不去监狱里抓人。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "监狱已满,王警官也只能在外忙碌!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "我心底燃起了希望,就像坟场里升起了太阳。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "希望如太阳,甚至能从坟场升起!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "许愿池前,我投出硬币祈求早日脱单。硬币落入池中,发出 “孤独一生”。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "投币祈愿,孤独一生的预言已成真!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "道德绑架的人为什么要绑架道德,自己没有吗?",
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"input": "",
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"output": "道德绑架,是绑了道德的自我缺失!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "“这是我的 new idea。”,北京人更改 ID 时说道。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "ID更改,创意无限,语气也新!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "鲤鱼打滚的时候只要够快,就能成为驴打滚。",
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"input": "",
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| 86 |
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"output": "鲤鱼打滚,速度决定一切!"
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},
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{
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| 89 |
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"instruction": "打字用缩写的都是 sb。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "打字缩写,懒人都在用!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "哪吒闹海讲了一个来龙去脉的故事。",
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"input": "",
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| 96 |
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"output": "哪吒闹海,不仅是闹,还是一部大剧!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "食人族要求煎饼摊老板:“多少沾点脑摊。”",
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| 100 |
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"input": "",
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| 101 |
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"output": "食人族点煎饼,脑洞大开!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "因为睡不着,所以可证明睡是不可燃物品。",
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"input": "",
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| 106 |
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"output": "睡觉不可燃,梦中再燃也无妨!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "“请你站在我的立场上想一想,如果你杀了人,你会承认吗?” 犯罪嫌疑人向王警官解释道。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "站在立场上,作案不再难掩!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "“大人有大量,小孩倒是不多了。” 食人族厨师清点食材说。",
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"input": "",
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| 116 |
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"output": "食人族有数量,厨师心狠手辣!"
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},
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| 118 |
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{
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| 119 |
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"instruction": "悉心指导学生的王老师被当场取消监考资格。",
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"input": "",
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| 121 |
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"output": "悉心指导,结果被取消资格!"
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| 122 |
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},
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| 123 |
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{
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| 124 |
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"instruction": "总是忍不住咬手指甲怎么办?专家一语道破!只要把不和住两字换下位置,立刻忍住不咬手指甲!",
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| 125 |
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"input": "",
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| 126 |
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"output": "咬手指甲?立刻换个顺序就不咬了!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "“快点拉出来吧!” 是��个祈屎句。",
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| 130 |
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"input": "",
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| 131 |
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"output": "祈屎句,拉出来的愿望实现!"
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},
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{
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| 134 |
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"instruction": "蚕宝宝对摊主说到:我要变态辣!",
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| 135 |
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"input": "",
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| 136 |
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"output": "蚕宝宝不挑食,辣得一塌糊涂!"
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},
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| 138 |
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{
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| 139 |
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"instruction": "表演话剧,小明一人饰三角,小刚一人饰椭圆。",
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"input": "",
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| 141 |
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"output": "小明小刚,几何形状在话剧中大放异彩!"
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},
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{
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| 144 |
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"instruction": "赤道那么暖和,为什么不给我们北方修一条?",
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| 145 |
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"input": "",
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| 146 |
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"output": "赤道暖和,北方也需要点热度!"
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| 147 |
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},
|
| 148 |
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{
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| 149 |
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"instruction": "但凡吃了一颗花生米,肚子里就多了一颗花生米。",
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| 150 |
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"input": "",
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| 151 |
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"output": "吃花生,肚子里满是梦想!"
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| 152 |
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},
|
| 153 |
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{
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| 154 |
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"instruction": "食人族点外卖,半天外卖还没送到,酋长问点了什么“戈多”。",
|
| 155 |
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"input": "",
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| 156 |
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"output": "食人族也懂得耐心等待,外卖速度果然慢!"
|
| 157 |
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},
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| 158 |
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{
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| 159 |
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"instruction": "庄子:昨晚梦见我俩了,你和现实里差不多。惠子:那你呢?庄子:我是你蝶。",
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| 160 |
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"input": "",
|
| 161 |
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"output": "庄子的梦,蝶变成了他自己!"
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| 162 |
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},
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| 163 |
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{
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| 164 |
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"instruction": "医生说我还有三天可以活,我越想越气,决定不遵医嘱多活几年。",
|
| 165 |
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"input": "",
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| 166 |
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"output": "医生给了三天,我给了三年,生命的反抗!"
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| 167 |
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},
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| 168 |
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{
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"instruction": "Jealousy,猜忌,这个单词如何形象的记忆呢?你就想,j出门遛弯,遇到了 e,又遇到了 a,还遇到了 l,他们四个一起走,又遇到了 o,还遇到了 u,之后又遇到了 s,最后遇到了 y。这样记忆简单些了吗。",
|
| 170 |
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"input": "",
|
| 171 |
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"output": "背单词不难,想象力大爆发!"
|
| 172 |
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},
|
| 173 |
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{
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| 174 |
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"instruction": "我是一名程序员/ 我爱的女生很可爱/ 她就是我的全世界/ 我向她走过去/ 对她说/ Hello, world",
|
| 175 |
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"input": "",
|
| 176 |
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"output": "程序员的浪漫,就在‘Hello, world’里!"
|
| 177 |
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},
|
| 178 |
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{
|
| 179 |
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"instruction": "资本家深入群众被当异物取出。",
|
| 180 |
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"input": "",
|
| 181 |
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"output": "资本家在群众中迷了路,成了异物!"
|
| 182 |
+
},
|
| 183 |
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{
|
| 184 |
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"instruction": "每次杀完人回到寝室看着没写完的作业心里总有一种强烈的负罪感。",
|
| 185 |
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"input": "",
|
| 186 |
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"output": "杀人不见血,作业见了却心虚!"
|
| 187 |
+
},
|
| 188 |
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{
|
| 189 |
+
"instruction": "梦见男朋友是个风流浪子,还好梦是反的,原来他是流浪疯子。",
|
| 190 |
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"input": "",
|
| 191 |
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"output": "梦中的男友,差点让我错失真相!"
|
| 192 |
+
},
|
| 193 |
+
{
|
| 194 |
+
"instruction": "小明的论文有夸大数据的嫌疑,“大数据好,大数据妙” 这种话也赫然其中。",
|
| 195 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 196 |
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"output": "小明的论文,数据用得溜,结果也很妙!"
|
| 197 |
+
},
|
| 198 |
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{
|
| 199 |
+
"instruction": "成功抓捕逃犯后,王警官兴奋的大喊:“现在换你来当警察了!”",
|
| 200 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 201 |
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"output": "逃犯当警察,警察也得换个角度!"
|
| 202 |
+
},
|
| 203 |
+
{
|
| 204 |
+
"instruction": "今日事今日毕,不毕就等延毕。",
|
| 205 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 206 |
+
"output": "今天的事,明天的事,没完没了!"
|
| 207 |
+
},
|
| 208 |
+
{
|
| 209 |
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"instruction": "“大家把垃圾带走。” 教授语毕,一位大学生昂首挺胸走出了教室。",
|
| 210 |
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"input": "",
|
| 211 |
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"output": "带走垃圾,带走知识,带走一切!"
|
| 212 |
+
},
|
| 213 |
+
{
|
| 214 |
+
"instruction": "既然经常盯着电脑屏幕对眼睛不好,那为什么不用纸质电脑?",
|
| 215 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 216 |
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"output": "纸质电脑,你懂什么,是时候进入新时代!"
|
| 217 |
+
},
|
| 218 |
+
{
|
| 219 |
+
"instruction": "“哥特萝莉”小明第一次女装后如是说道。",
|
| 220 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 221 |
+
"output": "小明女装上线,超乎想象的美!"
|
| 222 |
+
},
|
| 223 |
+
{
|
| 224 |
+
"instruction": "由于长沙新限塑令发布,全市市民竟难以开口说话。",
|
| 225 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 226 |
+
"output": "新限塑令,连话都说不出来了!"
|
| 227 |
+
},
|
| 228 |
+
{
|
| 229 |
+
"instruction": "什么时候能实行四天工作制啊,现在两天周末拿来加班根本不够用。",
|
| 230 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 231 |
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"output": "四天工作制,岂止是梦!"
|
| 232 |
+
},
|
| 233 |
+
{
|
| 234 |
+
"instruction": "太阳怎么老是围着地球转啊,就因为我在地球上吗?",
|
| 235 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 236 |
+
"output": "地球中心论,宇宙围着我转!"
|
| 237 |
+
},
|
| 238 |
+
{
|
| 239 |
+
"instruction": "《资本论》我只看过第一章,因为剩下的要付费了。",
|
| 240 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 241 |
+
"output": "《资本论》看了一半,剩下的还是看着免费!"
|
| 242 |
+
},
|
| 243 |
+
{
|
| 244 |
+
"instruction": "第一个得艾滋病的人干了什么?老二刺猿了。",
|
| 245 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 246 |
+
"output": "艾滋病的历史,还是回到原始社会!"
|
| 247 |
+
},
|
| 248 |
+
{
|
| 249 |
+
"instruction": "我有个双胞胎哥哥,由于父母只给我俩买一个东西,所以我俩经常抢东西后来我俩被抓走了。",
|
| 250 |
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"input": "",
|
| 251 |
+
"output": "双胞胎抢东西,结局太精彩!"
|
| 252 |
+
},
|
| 253 |
+
{
|
| 254 |
+
"instruction": "刚下机测核酸,全飞机只有我是阴性,感觉自己还挺幸运的。",
|
| 255 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 256 |
+
"output": "核酸阴性,幸运值爆表!"
|
| 257 |
+
},
|
| 258 |
+
{
|
| 259 |
+
"instruction": "圣诞节我穿袜子,我是我自己的礼物。",
|
| 260 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 261 |
+
"output": "圣诞节,送自己一个袜子,足够温暖!"
|
| 262 |
+
},
|
| 263 |
+
{
|
| 264 |
+
"instruction": "位于寒冷的北方,苏联不由得打了个冷战。",
|
| 265 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 266 |
+
"output": "苏联的冷战,简直是天冷人冷!"
|
| 267 |
+
},
|
| 268 |
+
{
|
| 269 |
+
"instruction": "“整点报时!” 东北朋友买了几座钟表。",
|
| 270 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 271 |
+
"output": "东北报时,钟表多到数不清!"
|
| 272 |
+
},
|
| 273 |
+
{
|
| 274 |
+
"instruction": "我长大了想当资本家,爷爷奶奶可高兴了,给我最喜欢的人血馒头吃。",
|
| 275 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 276 |
+
"output": "资本家梦想,爷爷奶奶的特殊款待!"
|
| 277 |
+
},
|
| 278 |
+
{
|
| 279 |
+
"instruction": "意大利人为什么要用一种面食为自己的国家命名呢。",
|
| 280 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 281 |
+
"output": "面食命名,意大利人真是够独特!"
|
| 282 |
+
},
|
| 283 |
+
{
|
| 284 |
+
"instruction": "只要加上人下人,内卷就变成了美味的肉卷。",
|
| 285 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 286 |
+
"output": "内卷变肉卷,吃得饱,心满意足!"
|
| 287 |
+
},
|
| 288 |
+
{
|
| 289 |
+
"instruction": "曹丞相府上闹鬼的消息传开了,瞒不住了。",
|
| 290 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 291 |
+
"output": "曹丞相,府上鬼故事越传越惊悚!"
|
| 292 |
+
},
|
| 293 |
+
{
|
| 294 |
+
"instruction": "人生就像一场游戏,有些关卡需要你反复挑战。",
|
| 295 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 296 |
+
"output": "反复挑战,直到“通关”!"
|
| 297 |
+
},
|
| 298 |
+
{
|
| 299 |
+
"instruction": "不管你做什么,记得坚持自己的原则。",
|
| 300 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 301 |
+
"output": "原则是你最强的“武器”!"
|
| 302 |
+
},
|
| 303 |
+
{
|
| 304 |
+
"instruction": "时间会告诉你,所有的选择都能带来不同的结果。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "选择决定未来,时间帮你“验证”!"
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{
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"instruction": "如果你不相信自己,那谁会相信你呢?",
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"input": "",
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"output": "相信自己,才能“赢得”信任!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "总有一天,你会感谢曾经努力的自己。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "努力过,才值得“感谢”!"
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{
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"instruction": "未来是属于那些敢于尝试的人。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "敢试,未来是“属于你”的!"
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{
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"instruction": "没有什么比行动更有说服力了。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "行动是“最强”语言!"
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{
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"instruction": "有时候,生活并不需要你做得完美,只要你做得足够努力。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "努力总会有“回报”!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "不管多么艰难,坚持一下,你会看到不同的风景。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "坚持到底,风景总是“美丽”!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "一切的开始,都是为了让自己更强大。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "开始就是“力量”的源泉!"
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},
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{
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"instruction": "生活的美好,往往藏在不起眼的细节里。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "细节里藏着无尽的“惊喜”!"
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},
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{
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| 349 |
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"instruction": "你不去做,谁也不能替你完成梦想。",
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"input": "",
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"output": "梦想,得自己去“实现”!"
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},
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| 353 |
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{
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| 354 |
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"instruction": "每个人的时间都有限,所以不要浪费它。",
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| 355 |
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"input": "",
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| 356 |
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"output": "有限时间,创造无限“可能”!"
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},
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| 358 |
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{
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| 359 |
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"instruction": "一个人越是自卑,越容易看到别人的优点。",
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"input": "",
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| 361 |
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"output": "自卑让你学会“欣赏”!"
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| 362 |
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},
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| 363 |
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{
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| 364 |
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"instruction": "你的人生,只有你自己能主宰。",
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| 365 |
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"input": "",
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| 366 |
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"output": "人生由自己“掌舵”!"
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| 367 |
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},
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| 368 |
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{
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| 369 |
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"instruction": "幸福不是拥有所有,而是满足现状。",
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| 370 |
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"input": "",
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| 371 |
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"output": "满足现状,便是“幸福”!"
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| 372 |
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},
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| 373 |
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{
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| 374 |
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"instruction": "无论何时,保持一颗热爱生活的心。",
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| 375 |
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"input": "",
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| 376 |
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"output": "热爱生活,心中有“阳光”!"
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| 377 |
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},
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| 378 |
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{
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| 379 |
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"instruction": "梦想并不会���动实现,必须脚踏实地。",
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| 380 |
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"input": "",
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| 381 |
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"output": "脚踏实地,梦想“触手可及”!"
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| 382 |
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},
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| 383 |
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{
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| 384 |
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"instruction": "每个人都是自己人生的主角。",
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| 385 |
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"input": "",
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| 386 |
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"output": "主角就是你,戏份由你“编”!"
|
| 387 |
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},
|
| 388 |
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{
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| 389 |
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"instruction": "成功的背后,往往是无数次的努力与尝试。",
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| 390 |
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"input": "",
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| 391 |
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"output": "尝试过,无数次“成功”!"
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| 392 |
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},
|
| 393 |
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{
|
| 394 |
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"instruction": "人活着就是为了在不断努力中进步。",
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| 395 |
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"input": "",
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| 396 |
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"output": "努力,成就“更好”自己!"
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| 397 |
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},
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| 398 |
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{
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| 399 |
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"instruction": "不管遇到什么困难,坚持的勇气最重要。",
|
| 400 |
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"input": "",
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| 401 |
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"output": "勇气是跨越一切“困难”的桥梁!"
|
| 402 |
+
},
|
| 403 |
+
{
|
| 404 |
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"instruction": "你永远不会知道下一步的精彩在哪里,直到你迈出第一步。",
|
| 405 |
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"input": "",
|
| 406 |
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"output": "迈出第一步,精彩“即将出现”!"
|
| 407 |
+
},
|
| 408 |
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{
|
| 409 |
+
"instruction": "人生没有重来的机会,珍惜每一刻。",
|
| 410 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 411 |
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"output": "每一刻都值得“珍藏”!"
|
| 412 |
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},
|
| 413 |
+
{
|
| 414 |
+
"instruction": "一个人最大的敌人是自己,而最大的朋友也是自己。",
|
| 415 |
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"input": "",
|
| 416 |
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"output": "敌人和朋友,都是“自己”!"
|
| 417 |
+
},
|
| 418 |
+
{
|
| 419 |
+
"instruction": "你不改变,世界不会为你改变。",
|
| 420 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 421 |
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"output": "改变自己,改变“世界”!"
|
| 422 |
+
},
|
| 423 |
+
{
|
| 424 |
+
"instruction": "别人怎么评价你不重要,重要的是你怎么看自己。",
|
| 425 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 426 |
+
"output": "怎么看自己,决定了“未来”!"
|
| 427 |
+
},
|
| 428 |
+
{
|
| 429 |
+
"instruction": "成功的关键不是你有多少资源,而是你能充分利用现有资源。",
|
| 430 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 431 |
+
"output": "资源在手,成功“有望”!"
|
| 432 |
+
},
|
| 433 |
+
{
|
| 434 |
+
"instruction": "成长就是不断挑战自己,超越自我。",
|
| 435 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 436 |
+
"output": "超越自己,成就“更强”!"
|
| 437 |
+
},
|
| 438 |
+
{
|
| 439 |
+
"instruction": "坚持,是通向成功的唯一道路。",
|
| 440 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 441 |
+
"output": "坚持不懈,成功“可期”!"
|
| 442 |
+
},
|
| 443 |
+
{
|
| 444 |
+
"instruction": "人是铁饭是钢,食人族酋长望着逃走的俘虏恨铁不成钢。",
|
| 445 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 446 |
+
"output": "食人族酋长也许是在考虑是不是该加点“餐”!"
|
| 447 |
+
},
|
| 448 |
+
{
|
| 449 |
+
"instruction": "B疑惑地问β,“你是啥b”",
|
| 450 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 451 |
+
"output": "β:“我就是啥b,你呢?”"
|
| 452 |
+
},
|
| 453 |
+
{
|
| 454 |
+
"instruction": "燕子叽叽喳喳叫个不停,“咏春?” 叶问。",
|
| 455 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 456 |
+
"output": "叶问:“不是咏春,是你练得不够快!”"
|
| 457 |
+
},
|
| 458 |
+
{
|
| 459 |
+
"instruction": "卑鄙是卑鄙者的前两个字,高尚是高尚者的前两个字。",
|
| 460 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 461 |
+
"output": "那么,结尾就是我,卑鄙者的“后”两个字:无耻。"
|
| 462 |
+
},
|
| 463 |
+
{
|
| 464 |
+
"instruction": "猪为了不被做成东坡肉,毅然跳出了苏轼圈。",
|
| 465 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 466 |
+
"output": "猪:脱离苏轼,才能保住猪生!"
|
| 467 |
+
},
|
| 468 |
+
{
|
| 469 |
+
"instruction": "“怎么每次扫黄都有你?”小张忍不住抬头询问扫黄大队队长。",
|
| 470 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 471 |
+
"output": "扫黄大队队长:“我是定时出勤的,别担心!”"
|
| 472 |
+
},
|
| 473 |
+
{
|
| 474 |
+
"instruction": "希望大家可以爱护海洋环境,我在网上冲浪时看见了好多垃圾。",
|
| 475 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 476 |
+
"output": "我在网海里见多了垃圾,真该清理一下了!"
|
| 477 |
+
},
|
| 478 |
+
{
|
| 479 |
+
"instruction": "迎面走来嘴上喊着八嘎的方阵是我校日语专业同学。",
|
| 480 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 481 |
+
"output": "看来今天我们要迎接一波“日语海啸”!"
|
| 482 |
+
},
|
| 483 |
+
{
|
| 484 |
+
"instruction": "王警官用卸妆水清掉了敌人的眼线。",
|
| 485 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 486 |
+
"output": "王警官:既然眼线是敌人的武器,那就直接卸妆吧!"
|
| 487 |
+
},
|
| 488 |
+
{
|
| 489 |
+
"instruction": "我在冬天把邻居埋在了后院里,来年春天后院里开满了警察。",
|
| 490 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 491 |
+
"output": "邻居的墓地变成了警察的“花园”!"
|
| 492 |
+
},
|
| 493 |
+
{
|
| 494 |
+
"instruction": "妈妈看了《我刷的碗》之后忍不住二刷了。",
|
| 495 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 496 |
+
"output": "妈妈:这电影就是看了不够,刷一遍才解渴!"
|
| 497 |
+
},
|
| 498 |
+
{
|
| 499 |
+
"instruction": "黑社会解散,老大嫁作商人妇。",
|
| 500 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 501 |
+
"output": "老大:我的“江湖”生涯告一段落,商场也能称霸!"
|
| 502 |
+
},
|
| 503 |
+
{
|
| 504 |
+
"instruction": "“让我们做一些关了灯才能做的事情吧” “开灯”。",
|
| 505 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 506 |
+
"output": "开灯后,大家才发现这是什么“��房”对话!"
|
| 507 |
+
},
|
| 508 |
+
{
|
| 509 |
+
"instruction": "我闭上眼睛触碰星空,阅读宇宙留给我的盲文。",
|
| 510 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 511 |
+
"output": "星空的盲文:我是“宇宙”的一部分!"
|
| 512 |
+
},
|
| 513 |
+
{
|
| 514 |
+
"instruction": "我们自豪地宣布,在本吧今年的英明指挥下,地球又安全地绕了太阳一圈!",
|
| 515 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 516 |
+
"output": "太棒了,今年地球还是那颗稳定的星星!"
|
| 517 |
+
},
|
| 518 |
+
{
|
| 519 |
+
"instruction": "真相浮出水面,说明p真相 < p水。",
|
| 520 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 521 |
+
"output": "所以,真相永远比水深!"
|
| 522 |
+
},
|
| 523 |
+
{
|
| 524 |
+
"instruction": "我用睡眠代餐死亡。",
|
| 525 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 526 |
+
"output": "睡眠代餐,效果显著,死得美丽!"
|
| 527 |
+
},
|
| 528 |
+
{
|
| 529 |
+
"instruction": "因为这种树很通人性,所以在东北被称为银杏树。",
|
| 530 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 531 |
+
"output": "银杏树:我们树界的“通灵大师”!"
|
| 532 |
+
},
|
| 533 |
+
{
|
| 534 |
+
"instruction": "“抓小偷啊!” 话音刚落街上的韩国人立马躲了起来。",
|
| 535 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 536 |
+
"output": "小偷:我都还没抓呢,你们怎么这么快反应?"
|
| 537 |
+
},
|
| 538 |
+
{
|
| 539 |
+
"instruction": "汉语是一门很优美的语言,因为一部分字打出来会变成星星。",
|
| 540 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 541 |
+
"output": "打字打出星星,汉字真是“闪闪发光”!"
|
| 542 |
+
},
|
| 543 |
+
{
|
| 544 |
+
"instruction": "有目的地的人生才会迷路,我只是来世界散步。",
|
| 545 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 546 |
+
"output": "我来世界是为了散步,迷路也是“人生”一部分!"
|
| 547 |
+
},
|
| 548 |
+
{
|
| 549 |
+
"instruction": "古代公务员为什么也叫staff。",
|
| 550 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 551 |
+
"output": "古代公务员:“我就不想当工具人!”"
|
| 552 |
+
},
|
| 553 |
+
{
|
| 554 |
+
"instruction": "学校查早恋,我主动承认了,老师问清了情况,告诉我,你个傻子这不叫早恋,你们只是朋友关系。",
|
| 555 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 556 |
+
"output": "我真的是一个“傻傻的朋友”!"
|
| 557 |
+
},
|
| 558 |
+
{
|
| 559 |
+
"instruction": "考试抄邻桌时南山区律师冲进来控告我盗用商业模式。",
|
| 560 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 561 |
+
"output": "我是“知识产权”的罪犯!"
|
| 562 |
+
},
|
| 563 |
+
{
|
| 564 |
+
"instruction": "因为铜没有磁性所以世界上的铜都是男铜。",
|
| 565 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 566 |
+
"output": "铜嘛,磁性也没啥用!"
|
| 567 |
+
},
|
| 568 |
+
{
|
| 569 |
+
"instruction": "开关是灯的日出日落,日出日落是灯的开关。",
|
| 570 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 571 |
+
"output": "开关和灯,原来是天生一对!"
|
| 572 |
+
},
|
| 573 |
+
{
|
| 574 |
+
"instruction": "为什么要感到伤心,难道你的生活还不够可笑吗?",
|
| 575 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 576 |
+
"output": "生活本来就是一场“笑话”!"
|
| 577 |
+
},
|
| 578 |
+
{
|
| 579 |
+
"instruction": "愚公移山为什么不找精卫打工,精卫填海为什么不让夸父先喝掉点,夸父追日为什么不到后羿那要现成的。",
|
| 580 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 581 |
+
"output": "他们都有自己“坚持”的原因!"
|
| 582 |
+
},
|
| 583 |
+
{
|
| 584 |
+
"instruction": "阴间规定:禁止过阳节。",
|
| 585 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 586 |
+
"output": "所以阴间的日历永远是单色的!"
|
| 587 |
+
},
|
| 588 |
+
{
|
| 589 |
+
"instruction": "因为宣传狼性文化,这只狼在狼群里被视为色狼。",
|
| 590 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 591 |
+
"output": "狼性文化,狼都学坏了!"
|
| 592 |
+
},
|
| 593 |
+
{
|
| 594 |
+
"instruction": "成年人的崩溃从算了开始,计算机的崩溃从不算了开始。",
|
| 595 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 596 |
+
"output": "成年人的算了,电脑的崩溃,都是“明言”!"
|
| 597 |
+
},
|
| 598 |
+
{
|
| 599 |
+
"instruction": "妈妈的爱是我走向死亡路上的绊脚石。",
|
| 600 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 601 |
+
"output": "妈妈的爱,真是我人生的“急刹车”!"
|
| 602 |
+
},
|
| 603 |
+
{
|
| 604 |
+
"instruction": "“借个火。” 老丁对边上的小伙说。“行!” 小人对老灯说。",
|
| 605 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 606 |
+
"output": "火借得漂亮,老灯也成了“燃烧体”!"
|
| 607 |
+
},
|
| 608 |
+
{
|
| 609 |
+
"instruction": "你要是把开水放凉了,那它就是白开了。",
|
| 610 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 611 |
+
"output": "凉了才是“白开水”!"
|
| 612 |
+
},
|
| 613 |
+
{
|
| 614 |
+
"instruction": "愚公发现用了耗子药家里的耗子就没了后,通过类比法买了两斤山药成功移走山。",
|
| 615 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 616 |
+
"output": "愚公思维:药物与山,巧妙类比!"
|
| 617 |
+
},
|
| 618 |
+
{
|
| 619 |
+
"instruction": "“明年二战” 1938 年考研结束后一名考生说到。",
|
| 620 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 621 |
+
"output": "考生的预言:明年继续“二战”!"
|
| 622 |
+
},
|
| 623 |
+
{
|
| 624 |
+
"instruction": "震惊!反人类的设计竟然都是人类设计的!",
|
| 625 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 626 |
+
"output": "反人类的设计就是“人类”的极限!"
|
| 627 |
+
},
|
| 628 |
+
{
|
| 629 |
+
"instruction": "生活就像打游戏,难度越来越大,但每一次通关都让你变得更强。",
|
| 630 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 631 |
+
"output": "挑战难度,打怪升级,最终BOSS等着你!"
|
| 632 |
+
},
|
| 633 |
+
{
|
| 634 |
+
"instruction": "人生其实就是一场修行,不是为了成佛,而是为了不被烦恼打倒。",
|
| 635 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 636 |
+
"output": "修行修的是心,烦恼来时笑一笑!"
|
| 637 |
+
},
|
| 638 |
+
{
|
| 639 |
+
"instruction": "成功不是最终的目标,而是继续走下去的动力。",
|
| 640 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 641 |
+
"output": "目标?那只是短暂的休息站,走着走着你就到了!"
|
| 642 |
+
},
|
| 643 |
+
{
|
| 644 |
+
"instruction": "爱是生活的调味剂,没它就像吃白米饭,虽然填肚子,但没有味道。",
|
| 645 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 646 |
+
"output": "加点盐,味道立马升级!"
|
| 647 |
+
},
|
| 648 |
+
{
|
| 649 |
+
"instruction": "每个人的路都不一样,但大家都有一个共同点:都得走。",
|
| 650 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 651 |
+
"output": "不走,你会发现原地踏步比进步更容易累!"
|
| 652 |
+
},
|
| 653 |
+
{
|
| 654 |
+
"instruction": "有时候,生活就是让你做出选择,选择后才发现其实没什么大不了。",
|
| 655 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 656 |
+
"output": "选择吧,反正错了可以再来!"
|
| 657 |
+
},
|
| 658 |
+
{
|
| 659 |
+
"instruction": "人生的真正挑战,不是别人的看法,而是自己的懒惰。",
|
| 660 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 661 |
+
"output": "懒惰,你今天又偷懒了吗?"
|
| 662 |
+
},
|
| 663 |
+
{
|
| 664 |
+
"instruction": "失败和成功只有一步之遥,然而那一步,通常被懒惰挡住了。",
|
| 665 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 666 |
+
"output": "再懒一点,成功就跑远了!"
|
| 667 |
+
},
|
| 668 |
+
{
|
| 669 |
+
"instruction": "面对困难,要像做数学题一样,找出正确的解法。",
|
| 670 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 671 |
+
"output": "不行就换个公式,试试万能的‘笑’!"
|
| 672 |
+
},
|
| 673 |
+
{
|
| 674 |
+
"instruction": "人活一世,得有点幽默感,不然笑一笑,世界都不会理你。",
|
| 675 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 676 |
+
"output": "幽默是你生活中的防护罩,笑了才不容易被打击!"
|
| 677 |
+
},
|
| 678 |
+
{
|
| 679 |
+
"instruction": "你觉得自己努力了很久,但其实很多人连你站起来的勇气都没看到。",
|
| 680 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 681 |
+
"output": "站起来,让世界看看你背后藏的神秘力量!"
|
| 682 |
+
},
|
| 683 |
+
{
|
| 684 |
+
"instruction": "生活像是一杯苦咖啡,酸的,苦的,但加点糖,马上甜了。",
|
| 685 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 686 |
+
"output": "加点糖,苦涩的日子也能甜蜜起来!"
|
| 687 |
+
},
|
| 688 |
+
{
|
| 689 |
+
"instruction": "不怕别人比你强,就怕你自己觉得不行。",
|
| 690 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 691 |
+
"output": "相信自己,才是超越自己的最佳方式!"
|
| 692 |
+
},
|
| 693 |
+
{
|
| 694 |
+
"instruction": "人生没有剧本,每一场戏你都是导演和演员。",
|
| 695 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 696 |
+
"output": "导演你自己,演员自己演,偶尔给自己点掌声!"
|
| 697 |
+
},
|
| 698 |
+
{
|
| 699 |
+
"instruction": "人要像空调一样,时不时地给自己降降温。",
|
| 700 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 701 |
+
"output": "热了就停一下,凉快凉快,再继续干活!"
|
| 702 |
+
},
|
| 703 |
+
{
|
| 704 |
+
"instruction": "时间不等人,但也不用太急,毕竟你也不想把自己逼得太紧。",
|
| 705 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 706 |
+
"output": "慢点走,路上的风景才美,急也没用!"
|
| 707 |
+
},
|
| 708 |
+
{
|
| 709 |
+
"instruction": "人生就像在超市里购物,总有一些不必要的东西想买,但又知道不买会后悔。",
|
| 710 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 711 |
+
"output": "把购物车里的多余东西扔掉,活得更轻松!"
|
| 712 |
+
},
|
| 713 |
+
{
|
| 714 |
+
"instruction": "有些人说你不行,其实只是看你走得太快,没来得及追上。",
|
| 715 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 716 |
+
"output": "跑得快,才不怕被落下!"
|
| 717 |
+
},
|
| 718 |
+
{
|
| 719 |
+
"instruction": "一个人活得像自己,才能真正过得自由。",
|
| 720 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 721 |
+
"output": "做自己,别人只能羡慕去!"
|
| 722 |
+
},
|
| 723 |
+
{
|
| 724 |
+
"instruction": "世界上最远的距离,不是天涯海角,而是你明明可以进步,却因为害怕失败而止步不前。",
|
| 725 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 726 |
+
"output": "进步就像推开门,勇敢一步,世界就开阔了!"
|
| 727 |
+
},
|
| 728 |
+
{
|
| 729 |
+
"instruction": "人生如戏,有时你得笑着演下去,尽管台词不完美。",
|
| 730 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 731 |
+
"output": "笑着演,台词有时是意外的幽默!"
|
| 732 |
+
},
|
| 733 |
+
{
|
| 734 |
+
"instruction": "努力拼搏不是为了超越别人,而是为了看见不一样的自己。",
|
| 735 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 736 |
+
"output": "超越自己,世界才为你喝彩!"
|
| 737 |
+
},
|
| 738 |
+
{
|
| 739 |
+
"instruction": "如果全国人民每人给我一块钱,就能在不知不觉中完成全国人口普查。",
|
| 740 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 741 |
+
"output": "一个人一块钱,普查数据全掌握!"
|
| 742 |
+
},
|
| 743 |
+
{
|
| 744 |
+
"instruction": "我要偷偷努力,然后在所有人的预料之中失败。",
|
| 745 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 746 |
+
"output": "偷偷努力,意外失败,完美诠释低调做人!"
|
| 747 |
+
},
|
| 748 |
+
{
|
| 749 |
+
"instruction": "孩子色盲了,好心人捐捐色图救救孩子。",
|
| 750 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 751 |
+
"output": "捐色图,恢复色盲孩子的世界彩色!"
|
| 752 |
+
},
|
| 753 |
+
{
|
| 754 |
+
"instruction": "马上去考信号与系统了,我信号不好,先挂了。",
|
| 755 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 756 |
+
"output": "信号差,考试挂科,网络也不给力!"
|
| 757 |
+
},
|
| 758 |
+
{
|
| 759 |
+
"instruction": "我发现我的爸妈简直是天生一对,他们甚至连结婚日期都是同一天。",
|
| 760 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 761 |
+
"output": "天生一对,连结婚的时间都能心有灵犀!"
|
| 762 |
+
},
|
| 763 |
+
{
|
| 764 |
+
"instruction": "文学家死后会成为天文学家吗?理学家死后会成为地理学家吗?",
|
| 765 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 766 |
+
"output": "文学家天上看星星,理学家地下挖宝藏。"
|
| 767 |
+
},
|
| 768 |
+
{
|
| 769 |
+
"instruction": "停车这人是瞎子吧?不然为什么把车停盲道。",
|
| 770 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 771 |
+
"output": "停车不看路,眼盲心更盲!"
|
| 772 |
+
},
|
| 773 |
+
{
|
| 774 |
+
"instruction": "如何做鸡兔同笼:首先随便蒙一个数,然后说他们来自日本。",
|
| 775 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 776 |
+
"output": "鸡兔同笼,数值随便,谜题不用解!"
|
| 777 |
+
},
|
| 778 |
+
{
|
| 779 |
+
"instruction": "秦始皇焚书坑儒,机智的道士把儒家学术抄在了《博人传》上。",
|
| 780 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 781 |
+
"output": "焚书坑儒,道士借《博人传》救儒家!"
|
| 782 |
+
},
|
| 783 |
+
{
|
| 784 |
+
"instruction": "这台手术很成功,我失败的人生结束了。",
|
| 785 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 786 |
+
"output": "手术成功,人生也终于‘手术’成功了!"
|
| 787 |
+
},
|
| 788 |
+
{
|
| 789 |
+
"instruction": "骨折应该是传染的吧,不然为什么一个病房全是骨折的。",
|
| 790 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 791 |
+
"output": "骨折传染,病房里流行骨感美!"
|
| 792 |
+
},
|
| 793 |
+
{
|
| 794 |
+
"instruction": "大学生活要大学生死。",
|
| 795 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 796 |
+
"output": "大学生活,生死一线之间,苦得爽!"
|
| 797 |
+
},
|
| 798 |
+
{
|
| 799 |
+
"instruction": "向禁欲的寺庙求姻缘,向不出门的方丈问人生。",
|
| 800 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 801 |
+
"output": "禁欲求姻缘,不出门问人生,哲理也不外乎一室四空!"
|
| 802 |
+
},
|
| 803 |
+
{
|
| 804 |
+
"instruction": "躺平是什么?指:遵守《劳动法》。",
|
| 805 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 806 |
+
"output": "躺平即‘依法‘,这才是最正确的休息方式!"
|
| 807 |
+
},
|
| 808 |
+
{
|
| 809 |
+
"instruction": "“这是内鬼”,古代的鬼彬彬有礼地介绍自己的妻。",
|
| 810 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 811 |
+
"output": "内鬼登场,连鬼都能彬彬有礼,妻子也不容易!"
|
| 812 |
+
},
|
| 813 |
+
{
|
| 814 |
+
"instruction": "这个杀手不太冷,但他媽觉得他冷。",
|
| 815 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 816 |
+
"output": "杀手不冷,妈总觉得冷,是不是心太冷了?"
|
| 817 |
+
},
|
| 818 |
+
{
|
| 819 |
+
"instruction": "刘姥姥虽然是个下里巴人,但她总是引经据典,所有的话都出自四大名著,可见她深藏不露。",
|
| 820 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 821 |
+
"output": "刘姥姥,一口道破四大名著,乡土气息扑面而来!"
|
| 822 |
+
},
|
| 823 |
+
{
|
| 824 |
+
"instruction": "为什么休息日过得快,工作日过得慢呢?因为工作日有 5 天,休息日只有两天。",
|
| 825 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 826 |
+
"output": "休息两天,工作五天,时间不紧不慢都不行!"
|
| 827 |
+
},
|
| 828 |
+
{
|
| 829 |
+
"instruction": "如果男同是由 1 和 0 组成的,那么可不可以用男同来编程。",
|
| 830 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 831 |
+
"output": "1和0组成的男同,编程也能大显身手!"
|
| 832 |
+
},
|
| 833 |
+
{
|
| 834 |
+
"instruction": "“我出门了。” 踏进收容所的大门时,流浪汉对整个城市说道。",
|
| 835 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 836 |
+
"output": "流浪汉出门,城市都要听命令!"
|
| 837 |
+
},
|
| 838 |
+
{
|
| 839 |
+
"instruction": "“你做主吧”,玛利亚对她儿子说到。",
|
| 840 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 841 |
+
"output": "玛利亚的话,儿子一听,世界开始变得不可预测!"
|
| 842 |
+
},
|
| 843 |
+
{
|
| 844 |
+
"instruction": "“说一句没有十年脑溢血说不出来的话。” “我有十年脑溢血。”",
|
| 845 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 846 |
+
"output": "十年脑溢血,说不出来的才是人生的真理!"
|
| 847 |
+
},
|
| 848 |
+
{
|
| 849 |
+
"instruction": "新一被打晕变小后为什么还能成为名侦探?因为这孩子打小就聪明。",
|
| 850 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 851 |
+
"output": "打晕后还能侦探,真的是天赋异禀!"
|
| 852 |
+
},
|
| 853 |
+
{
|
| 854 |
+
"instruction": "小王去了大学,小刚去了中专,小红去了百货商场。这三个地方保安待遇都挺好的。",
|
| 855 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 856 |
+
"output": "小王、小刚、小红,保安待遇,齐头并进!"
|
| 857 |
+
},
|
| 858 |
+
{
|
| 859 |
+
"instruction": "致谢并不是论文的终章,而是青春的悼词。",
|
| 860 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 861 |
+
"output": "论文终章,致谢一抹青春的惆怅!"
|
| 862 |
+
},
|
| 863 |
+
{
|
| 864 |
+
"instruction": "喜羊羊已经开拍 16 年了,普通的羊寿命只有 15 年左右,会不会喜羊羊里面的演员早换了。",
|
| 865 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 866 |
+
"output": "喜羊羊续集不断,羊演员都变成新一代了!"
|
| 867 |
+
},
|
| 868 |
+
{
|
| 869 |
+
"instruction": "所谓久别胜新婚,两个十年未见的仇人被法官判定当庭结婚。",
|
| 870 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 871 |
+
"output": "久别胜新婚,仇人也能结婚,法官也是良缘促成者!"
|
| 872 |
+
},
|
| 873 |
+
{
|
| 874 |
+
"instruction": "医生叹了口气走出手术室,对家属摇了摇头说:“我脖子好酸。”",
|
| 875 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 876 |
+
"output": "手术完毕,医生脖子酸,家属一脸懵!"
|
| 877 |
+
},
|
| 878 |
+
{
|
| 879 |
+
"instruction": "小王种的地得到了大家的认可,的地得警察欣慰的离开了。",
|
| 880 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 881 |
+
"output": "种地也能得认可,警察也来点赞!"
|
| 882 |
+
},
|
| 883 |
+
{
|
| 884 |
+
"instruction": "为啥有人说话要带括号,是在调用函数吗。",
|
| 885 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 886 |
+
"output": "说话带括号,呼叫函数也得有节奏!"
|
| 887 |
+
},
|
| 888 |
+
{
|
| 889 |
+
"instruction": "孟德尔为什么要花几年去做实验研究而不是直接看生物书?",
|
| 890 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 891 |
+
"output": "孟德尔花了几年,为了不只看书,还要亲自实验!"
|
| 892 |
+
},
|
| 893 |
+
{
|
| 894 |
+
"instruction": "好消息,由于大门忘记锁,本院病人于今早全部出院。",
|
| 895 |
+
"input": "",
|
| 896 |
+
"output": "大门忘锁,病人纷纷出院,疗效显著!"
|
| 897 |
+
}
|
| 898 |
+
|
| 899 |
+
]
|