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+Looking for a sealed copy be like
+Life isn't easy when you have to verbally communicate all thoughts
+AITA for delivering the pizza to the inside of an apartment? During my pizza delivery job I was taking an order paid with credit card and knocked on the door to receive no response. I turned the knob just for the heck of it and noticed the door was unlocked. I placed their order on their table and continued to the next delivery. They called and said they didn't remember receiving it. I told them I put the order on their table and they were clearly very upset with me. I figured they weren't home so decided to just complete the order that way. Am I the asshole?
+I'm beginning to feel like Charlie Brown
+Are all dogs afraid of thunder or only some? I swear this is a thing with every dog I've had and dog owner I've known. Is it like a universal thing?
+How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
+Why don't train tracks build "humps" or bridges over busy roads? I'm sure it's something simple like it would be too dangerous or expensive but I'm curious.
+Pseudo nostalgia is fucking weird Anyone else get this where you watch footage of a dead mall, play a cult classic game like EarthBound, or think about cartoons that you didn't even know existed til adulthood but are still vaguely familiar with them.
+Basically the only reason I spend time at a place other than home, a friends house, work, shopping, or a convention.
+I'm the kinda motherfucker to turn all the lights on in a house full of drunk halfasleep motherfuckers cuz I couldn't find my contact lens that's literally on my eye still.
+ELI5 Why does it seem like the windiest places are ones either right on the ocean cost or many miles from it? The coasts have really strong winds but so does oklahoma which doesn't even border any oceans.
+A sub like shower thoughts but instead of being shower thoughts they're weed thoughts I hope that makes sense. For those who have done it probably does. You have those things that aren't quite shower thoughts that you only think about when you're stoned.
+Why do companies with virtual or literal monopolies still advertise? I don't understand why companies like Google and Amazon still feel the need to advertise. If they're advertising a new or specific product or service I get it but how is advertising the brand itself going to draw in any new customers?
+IIL Music trivia shows like PopUp Video and those early MTV game shows WEWIL?
+My buddy's den
+Eminem's first studio track was recorded in , not . I could've sworn it was . I even remember googling it and getting as an answer. Does anybody else remember it that way?
+A Futurama Lady Gaga AMV apparently
+Pop quizzes were designed to prepare you for impromptu drug tests
+MEMORIES MAKE ME WANT TO GO BACK THERE
+Dungeon man isn't in Scaraba and I haven't gotten the submarine yet. Any help? I asked this before but got downvoted. I'm not trolling or anything. I tried looking online and can't find anything concerning this strange glitch.
+Strange glitch concerning dungeon man This is like me 6th or 7th playthrough of the game and I have no idea what's happening. I couldn't find anything about it online either. After entering the dungeon man and leaving before completing it I teleported back to Fourside to complete that sanctuary. Then I went to Dalaam to get that sanctuary. After this I went back to Scaraba to find that the dungeon man is nowhere to be found. I don't know what's happening. This may not be the exact order it happened in but I do know that the dungeon man is not in Scaraba.
+IsItBullshit sex toy shops in Europe saw an increase in customers after carpool law I don't remember which country but I'm sure it was in Europe, I wanna say Italy but I'm not sure, I remember reading sex shops sold blowup dolls to people who wanted to use the carpool lane. I swear I remember reading it but I don't know if it was a factual book or not. I read it when I was in like late elementarymiddle school.
+How it feels when you bust into a with dilated pupils, a strong skunk smell, and a derp face and no longer care how obvious you look
+He's looking at it funny cuz he needs glasses
+The best Starfox game is Starfox Adventures Do people really just want another game of just flying through space shooting at enemies? Platforms and adventure games just seem to suit these characters so much better. I'm not necessarily against them making a new IP to fill the niche like they tried to do with Dinosaur Planet but if you ask me the characters fit the surroundings and gameplay just fine.
+Do I need to preregister for the cinema experience? I really want to go to the show tonight but I'd like to pay with cash at the actual theater if possible. The nearest showing is kinda far so I'd like to know before I head all the way out.
+Characters drawn to scale? Does anybody know if the characters are drawn to scale based on what animal they are? I've noticed that some definitely are like elephants being bigger than polar bears who are bigger than wolves who are bigger than foxes but is this true of all the characters? I feel like the only ones that might not be are oddly enough the main characters. Is a rabbit really bigger than a fennec fox and are red foxes really only that much bigger than rabbits?
+Can a dog eat "human food" on occasion? I know dogs can eat some human food on occasion but I'm talking is there anything wrong with giving them a whole meal of it like once or twice a month? I'm not currently doing this, my dog still gets dog food for every meal I'm just curious.
+Scientologist cuck
+Minions were a corporate shill version of a sleeper hit Sleeper hit for those who don't know being something like a song or video game that isn't insanely popular upon release but a few months or even years later is known by almost everyone.
+Moo moo meadows question Are the cows in moo moo meadows actually called moo moos? I heard it as a joke but I dont know if he was calling them moo moos to just be like random or if he was saying it as a fact I guess? Know what I mean?
+Revenge porn should not be illegal If you ruin my life then I should be able to post a nude picture of you. If you want to play stupid games with me then I should be able to fight back somehow. Torture is illegal so my only option is revenge porn. It's called revenge for a reason. I'm not doing it to hurt you I'm doing it to get even. Apologize and I might take it down.
+Everybody just have a good time
+I'm gonna read your mind
+HTBAHB as a concept album Does anyone else think each song is about a different point in life? Life Itself is about in utero through infancy and your 'life itsel' starting. Youth is obviously about childhood. Season Episode is about senioritis and graduating high schoolholding onto your childhood she's drunk on old cartoons. Pork Soda is late teens to early 20s about the hardships of a breakup. Mama's Gun I'm not really sure where it fits in. Cane Shuga is about experimenting with drugs so maybe college? Premade Sandwiches is about possibly getting your first job and realizing the value of a dollar? The Other Side of Paradise and Take a Slice I'm not really sure either. Poplar St. is about reflecting back on an earlier point in your life. Agnes being the closing song I feel like would have to be the end of your life. I just always kinda thought this. The title being "How to Be a Human Being" kinda wraps it up perfectly.
+Wordsirl
+ELI5 How do we know what we'd weigh on Jupiter if we've never landed rovers on gas planets?
+Boulderhurl fans in a nutshell
+Isitbullshit Small penises were considered desirable in Ancient Greece and Rome I think I saw this a few years ago on Facebook as an explanation for why older sculptures like preRenaissance had small penises. I just told my friends as if it was true but I don't actually know.
+A sub for stating things you've heard but don't know if they're true or false and get an answer I tried searching isittrue and trueorfalse and those are kinda what I'm looking for but barely had any members.
+A sub for stating things you've heard but don't know if they're true or false and get an answer
+Your Shake Downtm Remove Ketchup in Seconds!
+FOR MILLION YEARS WE'VE ALL BEEN DEAD
+alignmentirl
+cloutirl
+FursedSpongebob
+Post title required
+Lullabye for Wayne Can we please talk about this song? I feel like it's the single most underrated song Weezer has ever put out and one of the best. It saddens me that we don't have a studio recording of it but even at just the preproduction stage I love it. The lyrics are oddly melancholic to me and the instrumentals are almost like lofi before lofi was a thing. Does anybody have any thoughts on this song or any insight as to what it is about? I mean I presume it's about a friend of theirs named Wayne who was held back in high school but does anyone have any more info? Please tell me I'm not alone in loving this song.
+thing
+FursedBarney
+It would make my day if you checked out my best friends YouTube channel
+POV otter sings you Can't Help Falling in Love for Valentine's Day super cute
+Still a little disappointed I couldn't get the Animal Crossing bags but here's my collection. My favorite is probably the Smash cards.
+Penis vaccuum
+Potato chip pussy
+Sonic Gives Birth and gets Grounded. I know GoAnimate videos are usually all the same but this ones a little extra weird.
+THINGS TO DO IN DISNEY WORLD WHEN YOU ARE TRULY MISERABLE!
+Begginirl
+How many syllables are in the words "owl", "fire", and "prism"? These words always confuse me because depending on how you say them they have either one syllable or two syllables. A similar thing happens with savior as it can either have two or three syllables.
+Turn off notification sounds? The sound and haptics thing keeps giving me notifications saying my volume is too high even when my volume is muted and it's really annoying. I wouldn't mind it as much if it didn't make the notification sound because it's ironically really loud in comparison to everything else. I'm on iOS if that makes a difference.
+Some of them already did get deleted
+Pieces of LOST or CANCELLED Furry Media
+Question about physical rewards If I redeem my points for a physical reward and add it to my cart can I have it shipped after a reward runs out of stock? I wanna get the most for my money's worth so I want to know.
+Why can't we sort by most popular or oldest first on music channels? Seriously, is there any reason for this? It's only on music channels never on any other kind of channels.
+Spongebob's New Job
+Hope you all have a merry Christmas when it comes regardless
+BlursedMahBoi
+I want my own furry boy
+I'm making fursuit videos on my YouTube channel and I would really appreciate it if you guys would check it out. I try to upload once a week.
+Kazoo kid now
+Now parents can rob teenagers of having an authentic childhood
+Getting naked. Censored but NSFW just in case.
+Doge buys a boneless pizza
+Kissing it
+I think I have a churro fetish Whenever I get Mexican food I can't bring myself to eat the churros. I just can't. They're just so perfectly round and long and sugar coated and brown... chewing them up is just such a waste. I always take them and put them in my pocket, excited for when I get home. When I do, I hurry excitedly into my bedroom. I lock the door and take out my churros. I then typically proceed to shove them one by one into my ass. I leave them in there while I jerk myself off, using the leftover taco meat as lube. I then leave them in for the rest of the day. The feeling of them in my fat ass is almost enough to let me get right back at it again.
+Furniture Deals and Steals Cursed Commercial
+Doge and Walter in Animal Crossing?
+JUST A BASIC CHAT. TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.
+SINGING AND CHATTING AND BAD IMPRESSIONS
+SINGING AND CHATTING WITH SEXY SINGLES
+SAYING STUPID STUFF
+I don't understand this sub but here's a thingy
+The Nutshack Bumpers
+Ceramic plague doctor handmade by me
+Spunky got his first harness yesterday. It makes me feel so sexy.
+Pup meetup at Furpocalypse
+Spunky Pup Dressed Up
+lost audio?
+biirl
+Pretty please rub my tummy?
+Willdo vegans use fertilizer in farminggardening? If fertilizer contains cow dung and vegans won't use products that come from an animal does this include fertilizer?
+Trying to disguise themselves as watering cans
+Some women are handsome and some men are beautiful I feel like the word beautiful is almost always used to describe women and handsome is almost always used to describe men, but they don't mean the same thing to me. Beautiful is like extravagant and over the top, like Marilyn Monroe, Freddie Mercury or Brendon Urie while handsome is someone more like Ellen DeGeneres or Neil Patrick Harris they still look good but they're humble about it. I don't know what it's like in other parts of the world but where I'm from handsome is pretty much just the male version of beautiful but to me they mean different things.
+Bear crossing
+Fewer people would use Adblock if they didn't see the same ads over and over
+Oil on wet pavement
+You guys seemed to like my last post so here's another angle
+Quite the sizable rump if I do say so myself
+AITA for making my ex threaten legal action? Last month my now exboyfriend broke up with me out of the blue. I was, understandably, kind of upset, but we both made it clear during the relationship that if it didn't work out we'd still want to be friends. Well right before we said our goodbyes he said we could still be friends but to wait a week before messaging him again. Flash forward to just over a week later and I messaged him back on Telegram saying if he still wanted to take a break it was okay with no response. I waited a few days before sending another message thinking maybe he didn't get it. A couple days later I ask him if he can please let me know if he wants a longer break so I'm not in the dark about it. He really ticked me off after this one because I made it a clear question and the app notified me that he read the messages but yet he didn't respond. At this point I wait another whole week and ask if he's ready and nothing. He didn't even read the message this time. Another week goes by and I think to myself "maybe he deleted Telegram?" I then send him a regular text message. Looking back it seemed kinda snarky but it read "Maybe you'll answer if I text you here instead?" At this point he finally responded telling me I needed to stop. Just a reminder that this is over weeks after he sent his last message. I informed him that I just wanted to be friends because at this point I was genuinely worried about him. He told me he couldn't be friends with me with no clear reason but I apologized anyway. Immediately after telling him I'm sorry he says "That's it I'm done with this try and contact me and I'll file a police report and you can talk to them. Bye" and that's the last message either of us sent to each other. So AITA for pushing him to this point?
+A tummy and a tease
+Some guy predicted The Teal Album months before it was released.
+Blurry picture of dog
+You and me baby ain't nothing but EPIC
+What's a hipsters favorite number? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
+Treats to give my pup? I wanna make treats for my pup that are like cookies but shaped like dog treats. I think it would be cute if they're like peanut butter ones cuz real dogs like peanut butter but they don't have to be. Does anyone know any recipes for ones or premade ones that a human pup wouldn't mind the taste of but still have the shelf life of regular dog treats?
+Mimo Thoughts From The Garage
+gay irl
+Seattle oc
+Why Do We Dream?
+self Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz
+The comment section on this video is full of literal nazis calling for genocide
+What part would you most like to have in a band? I would personally prefer to be either a vocalist or on keyboard, since it's the instrument I can play best.
+I'm taking a survey about exotic pets for a class. I'd appreciate it if you just answered one question for me.
+Ultimate Miitomo Tribute
+I will stuff you all in the crust XD
+If u beleev it
+Epic.
+Lol Ian Hecox said sht up!
+Found on a twenty one pilots video
+Woohoo song cover by twenty one pilots
+Is mine cute?
+What was Will listening to on his Walkman? He said he put his Walkman on and kicked it, but what tape was he listening to?
+Demos that are better than the final songs I was wondering if any of you thought there were demo versions of songs that are better than the album versions. I personally really like the demo version of Time to Dance by P!ATD and Tracy Jacks by Blur but I really like the studio versions of both these songs too.
+Sona
+Every piece of science fiction on our Earth is probably historical fiction in another dimension
+Damon Albarn of Gorillaz and Blur reading Fantastic Mr Fox
+Hewwo? Open up, it's da powwice! 3c We have weason to beweave iwweagal actions awe being pewfowmed on dese pwemises! Come out wif yous paws up! nyaa! This causes me physicaw pain to say officew Pain just like you'we gonna make my wittwe taiwhowe feew takes handcuffies out On da gwound nao!
+I could sure go for some BBQ chiken
+I've literally never posted a pic of my face on Reddit and this terf is resorting to calling me an ugly white boy
+Suck it bitches
+I can't wait to put it in my mouth
+Someone uses emojis to tell his mom how much he loves her pasta salad
+Zoo wee mama!
+Who knew Marilyn Monroe had a tile in Pike Place Market?
+The Dumbledores A Jim Morrison tribute band but the members all have beards
+Bunny
+Getting to check out a brand new library book on your birthday
+gayirl
+Forbidden Beer
+hmmm
+CursedBeer
+On judgement day someone finds out they've committed the secret 8th deadly sin
+My pussy tastes like PepsiCola
+IIL Videos that showcase creepy things like Shane Dawson's conspiracy theory videos or Seriously Strange by Rob Dyke WEWIL I like these two series in particular because they showcase many things that pertain to one topic and they're all pretty well edited. Some others I like are BlameitonJorge, Nightmare Expo, and Reignbot, but I'm looking for more channels like them.
+Coffee is gross I just really don't like it. I've tried drinking it many times and never enjoy it. If you put creamers and shit in it to make it mask the taste, why drink it in the first place other than for the caffeine? Not to mention all that added cream, sugar, and whatever else now makes a nonfat calorie beverage extremely unhealthy.
+Cursedmug
+I found three TOP themed profiles in a row
+Totally legit Spongebob figures
+Metafiction Theatre Over half an hour of creepy locations and events
+CursedDreams
+Vegemite is delicious I can understand why people don't like it, but I personally love it. I'm not Australian either. I just really like how salty and yeasty it is. I love the smell of it too.
+Ants are really interesting animals Alright, so I'm not actually sure if this is an unpopular opinion but I never see anyone talk about it. I've always found ants incredibly fascinating. The way they can climb across nearly any surface and in any direction is really neat. The way they use their antennae to communicate is really fascinating too. I really admire how they can work as a group on a level that rivals almost every other animal, even humans. I never really see people talk about ants in the same way that I think of them, but I really think they're among the most interesting animals.
+Why are they called fingers if they never fing?
+Did you know it's bad for kids to get in vehicles with strangers?
+The Big Fig Newton
+I'm afraid we lost a great channel today
+I'm years old and what is this?
+Seinfeld
+Hi kids, do you like violence?
+Sup bitches! It's Chad Warden here!
+How can this sub have over subs if Rihanna is the only girl in the world?
+Hey Miss Murder, can I?
+A dog I may have had This might be a little long, so bare with me. This is actually something that has been bugging me for a long time, but for some reason I've waited until now to say it. In the summer when I was an incredibly random memory came back to me and I don't know if it actually happened or not. Since then it keeps coming back to me every now and then and every time I think about it I find it a little stranger then before. I remembered a few years ago my parents brought a husky home from a shelter, but for some reason brought him back only a few days later. For some reason I completely forgot about him until that one summer. I try to chalk it up to me just making it up and having a vivid imagination, but the more I think about it, the more I remember incredibly intricate details about him. I remember that he was about one year old when we got him. I remember that unlike most huskies both his eyes were the same color. His fur felt more like hair does after getting a buzz cut. I remember the exact way he jumped around in the grass and how his face lit up when he looked at me. I remember the way he was panting and squinting his eyes, and I even remember wearing a tee shirt and cargo shorts and feeling the warm sunlight on my skin. I do tend to have a vivid imagination and a good memory, but never have I had a memory quite like this. My first instinct is that it was just a dream, but I specifically remember having him for at least a few days and dreams I have never span over more than a couple of minutes. If this was real, then why did I forget about it for so long? If it was fake, then why do I have such vivid recollections of him playing in my yard? I haven't asked my parents if they remember adopting a husky because I feel like if it really happened they don't bring it up for a reason. It's probably just my mind playing tricks on me, but this is the only time I've felt anything like this. I'm probably not doing a very good job of explaining this whole thing, but has anybody else had a similar experience with a vivid false memory? That is if it even is a false memory.
+Can women hit menopause while they're pregnant?
+If motorized unicycles become a thing all of them will be all wheel drives.
+absolutelyknotfurryirl
+Blood on the Dance Floor Revenge Porn
+A music video where Beck's entire kitchen comes to life and starts fornicating.
+Furryirl
+Watching and wanting to be on Kid Nation
+It's called a game
+The Aquabats
+Mutant Jellybean
+Guy holding laptop with censor bar on it
+Playing Math Circus during indoor recess
+A game from Disney.com in the mid 's It was a game where you got to make your own business. I remember there were options for a comic book shop, a landscaping company, a skateboard shop, and I think a video game store. You also got to name your store after yourself. That's about all I remember about it.
+Krypto the Superdog and Disney's Bolt are the same character. I remembered this old cartoon I used to watch as a kid and realized the main character shared a lot of similarities with the main character from Bolt. First off, they're both animated feral meaning they walk on two legs dogs with white fur apart from the black lightning bolt toward Bolts back end and they are both capable of speech, though Bolt can only talk to other nonhuman animals. Krypto is a superhero while Bolt believes he's a superhero because he used to play one on TV. In fact they're both in some way a parody of classic superheroes like Superman. The real life show Krypto the Superdog ended in , years before Bolt was released, so it makes sense that if it's the show he used to be on. Lastly, I think the most convincing similarity is that Bolt is sometimes referred to as "Bolt the Superdog" in the movie, so their full names share two of the same words. I think it's worth noting that I haven't seen Krypto since I was probably or years old, so my memory of the show is really fuzzy, but I couldn't help but notice a few similarities both pieces of media share.
+Voreirl
+My crush is coming over and he doesn't know I have a crush on him Is there a way I can tell him I think he's cute without coming across as creepy?I'm not sure if he's gay or not.
+A really weird Miranda CosgroveiCarly slideshow
+Didneytopia
+This ninja star coat hook
+A music video for an aesthetic cover of Mambo No.
+I was just looking at cute fanart when I saw these mad bears!
+Gayirl
+I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang
+Gibby's little brother read some ageinappropriate stuff on iCarly
+Voldemort's Hips Don't Lie
+Star Shrek Official Movie
+Yoda's got a dildo
+Autocorrected Fanfiction Pssh, I can do better Don't you hate it when you type, "Hey..." and it autocorrects to "SPONGEBOB, ME LAD, YOU HAVE TOO MANY ORIFICES FER YER OWN GOOD. YER GETTIN' A PROMOTION!" said Mr. Krabs as his hard red carapaced cock jabbed into the back of Spongebob's head. "I feel like I'm absorbing some weird fluid," spluttered Spongebob as Krabs' nasty crustaceojizz poured from his mouth, nose and eyes. "NOW EARN YOUR KEEP, LANDLUBBER," said Krabs as he grabbed Spongebob by his jizzsoaked trousers and began using him to clean the floor. "Oh Mr. Krabs, I" "CALL ME MASTER YE BITCH" Krabs stepped down hard in Spongebob and a puddle of his own jizz began spreading radially on the floor of the Krusty Krab. "Hurgghbglbgblblgbl." "CHOKE ON IT, YE INVERTEBRATE, OR I CAN'T GET HARRRRRRD. THESE CLAWS AREN'T JUST GOOD FER MATIN...OH, WAIT, YES THEY ARE," said Krabs as he caressed his eleventh leg. The jizz began floating up toward the ceiling as Krabs brandished his seveninch red masthead. You have to realize this is to scale, so it was about twice his body size. Anyway, Squidward burst into the room wearing only a gimp suit and a tutu. "TAKE ME MASTER, I NEED TO BE HUMILIATED," he said, as his fourmillimeter calamari poked limply from the tight leather. "TAKE THIS, THEN," said Krabs as he jabbed one of his prehensile eyestalks up Squidward's stankhole. Squidward moaned, rubbing himself gently with of his tentacles. "I CAN SEE YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOLE VERY OFTEN," said Krabs. Patrick burst into the room wearing nothing but a smile and brandishing a towel. "DID SOMEBODY CALL THE HOLE DOCTOR?" "Are you a real doctor?" asked Spoogebob. "I went to community college," said Patrick as he forcibly yanked out Krabs' eyestalk and shoved it in his gay fat mouth. "Hold this open, will ya?" said Patrick as he ripped off Spongebob's erect penis and used it to jam Squidward's hole open. It immediately grew back but smaller and wetter. "Hmm... there's a lot of SHIT in here," said Patrick. "How much fiber is in Krabby Patties anyway?" "YE WOULDN'T BELIEVE," said Krabs, as a gigantic turd stretched his red asshole until it tore. "I NEED AN ENEMA," said Patrick. "OH WAIT WE'RE UNDERWATER." Patrick nibbled gently at the tip of Krabs' eyestalk as he released it from his mouth. He wiped eye fluid from the corner of his mouth and put Squidward's zippered lips to his own. "ON THE COUNT OF THREE" said Patrick. "ONE... TWO... OH FUCK IT HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!" Patrick blew Squidward like a trumpet. All of his tentacles went rigid and his squidjuice spilled out from the dick hole in his suit. The immense force started to blow crusty chunks of shit out of Squidward's ass. "I must keep the Krusty Krab clean!" yelled Spoogebob as he rushed over and opened his mouth. Spongebob recognized bits of the Krabby Patty formula in his mouth as Squidward's acrid shit coated his tongue and teeth. "SWALLOW, YE LANDLUBBER," said Krabs, poking his dick at Spongebob's lips. "HMRGGRGHRGUHF," said Spongebob, shaking his head. He wanted to savor it, but Krabs had other plans. Krabs got up on his desk and flexed. "GET READY" he yelled as he jumped down on Spongebob with a stone cold stunner. Blood, semen and shit sprayed powerfully from every one of Spongebob's holes. The force of the explosion tore both of his legs off. The assorted fluids and solids coated the walls of Krabs' office. "YE GOT THAT SHIT ALL OVER ME FIRST DOLLAR," screeched Krabs. "AND YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAN IT!" Squidward, Patrick and Spongebob all begged at Krabs' knees, pleading to be the ones who got to lick the moist brown dollar. "THE FIRST ONES WHO CAN FIND SANDY AND SUCK OFF HER FUTA COCK GET TO LICK THE DOLLAR," decreed Krabs, stowing the dollar in his ass for safekeeping. The three homos scrambled out of the room and towards the treedome. ONE HOUR LATER Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward approached the door of Sandy's tree house, not so much as an undergarment between them, and knocked politely on the door. Sandy didn't respond, so Patrick broke down the door with his erect, barrellike member. "SANDY," they screamed, not caring about the lack of water. "SAAAAAANDY!" Patrick picked up some mud and smeared it on his face. "I'M DIRTY DAN," he growled. "I hope Dirty Dan likes getting RAMMED UP THE ASS," yelled Spongebob, as he thrust his supple yellow cattle prod into Patrick's chasmal pink rear. Patrick groaned in pleasure. "Who you callin' pinhead?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP! DIRTY DAN DOESN'T TALK," screamed Spongebob as he climaxed. Patrick scooped out some of Spongebob's cum from his cavernous brown crevice and smeared it into Squidward's eyes. "YOU'RE DIRTY DAN!" "UNGHHHH, IT HURTS SO GOOD!" Squidward smeared the semen into his eyes until they bled. Blood and semen gushed down his face. "THIS REMINDS ME OF THAILAND," said Spongebob pensively, puffing on his pipe, which he fashioned out of one of his older penises. Squidward enjoyed what remained of Spongebob's cum as Spongebob rode the tip of Patrick's voluminous horsehitch into Sandy's room. She was sleeping, but she looked like she had put on weight. Her futa cock was fully erect. "LET'S RAPE HER," suggested Patrick, peeling Spongebob off his penis and throwing him violently against the wall. "Wait Patrick, don't you know ANYTHING about squirrels?" cautioned Spongebob, ripping off his damaged member and growing a new one. He placed the damaged one on a necklace he was keeping. "I KNOW THEY'RE EXCELLENT TARGETS FOR RAPE, ESPECIALLY WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING," said Patrick as he jammed his holiday yule log into Sandy's ear. She was fast asleep and didn't seem to notice, but her cock twitched. "It's called HIBERNATION, Patrick. Squirrels stuff valuable treasures into their vaginas and then go to sleep for six months." "TREASURE? I WANT TREASURE" roared Patrick as he dove headfirst into Sandy's gaping pussy. "UHH, I'M STUCK. WHERE'S THE TREASURE?" "GO...DEEPER!" grunted Spongebob, giving Patrick a good shove. "I CAN'T. I'M TOO FAT," he replied. "I'M REALLY HORNY THOUGH." Spongebob chuckled. His plan had worked. Patrick was incapacitated and he was free to suck off Sandy's futa cock while she slept. "SPONGEBOB? SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?" Patrick's muffled voice rang out from somewhere nearby, but Spongebob was enjoying Sandy's hard, flexible prick in his mouth. Sandy rolled over and her dick went through the side of Spongebob's mouth and out one of his ear holes. "COME ON, DAMMIT, WHY WON'T YOU CUM?" muttered Spongebob as he moved himself sensually up and down the length of Sandy's anaconda. At last, the sleeping squirrel climaxed, shooting hot greasy cum from Spongebob's ear. He pocketed some of it because he knew Krabs would require proof, probably while raping him violently. "MMMRH? WHO SUCKED ME OFF?" murred Sandy as she rubbed her eyes. "SPONGEBOB, YOU CHEATER!" yelled Patrick, his voice muffled by the squirrel's vaginal wall. Spongebob ran as fast as his gay little legs would carry him. Squidward was attempting to fuck a tree.
+From Pornhub Bro this doesn't even get a . I'm fact I shouldn't even give this a review, that's how disappointed I am that I watched the video in its entirety. 15mins and 16seconds of pure dissapointment. Spongeknob's doesn't even see the inside of any other holes besides her mouth. And then at the end I was like "well maybe the cumshot scene will be good" NOPE. Absolutely not, he yells "BLAST OFF" as he proceeds to "cum" on this bitches face but nothing comes out, literally just air.
+For the first time in history it's gonna start raining
+If you fuck your husband or wife, isn't that incest. Like if you fuck your spouse you're fucking your family member. Postmarital sex is fucked up.
+iCarly theme song In I know You see Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful Live life Breathe air I know somehow we're gonna get there and feel so wonderful It's all for real I'm telling you just how I feel So wake up the members of my nation It's your time to be There's no chance unless you take one And the time to see the brighter side of every every situation Some things are meant to be so give me your best and leave the rest to 2me Leave it all to me Leave it all to me Just leave it all to me
+The dirty water on this horse looks like an abstract art piece.
+A guy who gets drunk listening to the Spanish alphabet song
+George Orwell truly could predict the future
+A text to speech bot reading the entire dictionary
+Next up, the brand new Disney Channel original movie
+Gay porn isn't gay! What? Watching Gay Porn isn't gay! I watch it all the time and I'm still Straight! I mean... I may masturbate while watching it, and imagine myself getting my ass pounded by that big, burly Man but I say "No Homo" everytime I finish, so it's fine!
+An infomercial for a glove with...nipples?
+Hella Good came out years ago
+Goofy Porn? NSFW
+Pants on the Ground changed my life OC January 13th, . The day that changed America, and my sex life, as we knew it. In case you have Alzheimer's or something or you're just too uncultured, let me tell you how things went down. It started as any other day when I turned on my TV to watch some American Idol. All the cool kids at school watch it and I didn't want to miss out on any of the action. I was watching the CocaCola advertisement that masked itself as a talent show for a good while and I was starting to get bored. Don't get me wrong, I love the show, but a man can only take so much of Randy Jackson saying dawg. I was about to change the channel when...he came out onto the stage. General Larry Platt. As soon as he appeared on my screen I felt a huge wave of happiness rush over me. I felt so jealous of those judges for being able to admire his beautiful voice, his warm chocolate skin, his incredibly spunky sense of style, and his perfect chiseled DILF body in person while I was stuck watching it on my crappy CRT TV from . As I stared intently into my screen I felt my happiness turn into more of a sense of arousal. It started in my toes, moving up my legs, into my sphincter, up to my prostate, through my colon and small intestine all the way up my abdomen to my nipples, which were now rock hard. I ripped off my shirt and rhythmically stroked them in a circular motion as he sang "pants on the ground, pants on the ground". The judges all seemed to be lost in euphoria at Larry's performance which strangely made me even hornier. Gazing into Larry's dark black sunglasses where his eyes would be was sexy enough, but knowing that Kara, Randy, and the others were all enjoying themselves with me made my prostate throb and swell up to the size of a softball. I took a Diet Coke bottle and shoved it up my ass. I didn't have time to lube it because I was so close to my climax. I kept stroking myself as Larry sang "call yourself a cool cat walking down town with your pants on the ground". By the time his performance was over I spilled my love juice all over my mom's carpet, but I didn't care. Larry Platt's performance on American Idol wasn't only the best and most sexy moment in FOX history, but for TV as a whole. Simon Cowell, however, didn't agree. He claimed that Larry was "too old" to be on the show. I wanted to punch that cheeky bastard square in his British mouth. How dare he age shame the man who brought us the best song of my generation!? Everyone in America, possibly even the world was a little nicer that day. Our love grew a little stronger, our smiles grew a little wider, and everyone became closer. For one day we were equal. Obama was telling jokes to Kim Jong Un. The Westboro Baptist Church invited Ellen DeGeneres over for a beer. All because Larry was brave enough to sing Pants on the Ground. Whenever I feel down, or I just want to make someone laugh all I have to do is play Pants on the Ground, occasionally wanking while I listen, and I feel better. Thank you Larry. And I'd like everyone to take just one thing from all this "looking like a fool with your pants on the ground".
+I'm Guy Fieri and today we're headed out to try some
+Triggered guy telling people not to be triggered I lost it at the 'vocaloids are better than most modern music', 'cudding my sebastian black butler plushie while I look around my weeb as fuck bedroom' the 'I'm better than most of the HELLSPAWN of my generation' bullshit someone also x post this to rjapancirclejerk too edit also, why the fuck are you so triggered by swearing and all those other things, I mean, they're present in Japanese media too, a lot more, what fucking manchild wrote this? I've been swearing like a sailor since I was fucking or , I'm oh so fucking sorry that fucking people are some FUCKING offended by it. language is beautiful in a way and a great way to communicate but at the same time you could also argue it's one of the ways that people can control us read George Orwell's Article on The English Language and plus really we only give words the meaning we assign to them arbitrarily, so for all we know the word 'fuck' in sometime could simply just become a shortening of 'thank you' instead of 'fuck you', Hell Gay changed from a word describing a happy person to a word describing an LGBTQ person so yeaaaa..
+A picture of a Jewish man who goes by the name of Randall colorized
+Colorized
+Some uncanny valley animatic based on a clip from The Simpsons
+Xpost from rpyrocynical
+This is the reason I hardly use Miitomo anymore
+Pizza Pasta Song Pizza, pasta, put it in a box Deliver it to my house and put it on my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock Cheesy on my peeny and some saucea on my balls
+Vinesauce Anime OP
+Reading Rainbow Theme Song Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book A reading rainbow I can go anywhere Friends to know And ways to grow A reading rainbow I can be anything Take a look It's in a book A reading rainbow A reading rainbow A reading rainbow! A reading rainbow A reading rainbow
+It's sodium chloride
+A product designed for people with short attention spans. Interest was lost quickly. Makes sense, lol.
+Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
+Ew! Is that really a thing!?
+Meh depends on the specific person I think. There are some channels I can tell clearly enjoy making content though they were more common back in the day.
+OwO
+Yeah but the egg salad sandwich thing doesn't check out cuz there are no birds in Zootopia. Well...technically echidnas and platypuses lay eggs but I'm gonna pretend they don't exist in Zootopia either.
+Lead me to Eagleland
+I mean...Cocomelon is pretty bad though. But there are still a lot of good things for kids nowadays. I personally really like Bluey.
+Elton John, lol.
+FYTK. That is all.
+I feel like every decade kinda flowed into the next until the 2020s happened. It's like as soon as came the whole world was just different.
+I definitely miss dubstep, vaporwave, and emo but I don't miss mumble rap, nightcore even though I think that's still kind of a thing, or shudders bro country
+My brother and I used to laugh so hard at this. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the word simp start cropping up.
+I was gonna say "maybe by smartphones they mean like iPhoneAndroid" but that's not even accurate. I was born in ' and even I had one in my early teen years.
+Hey. What's with the late 90s erasure?
+I'm definitely from the first one. I kinda consider the end of my childhood to be when We Bare Bears got cancelled cuz it was like the last cartoon to premiere during my childhood. I turned I think only a couple months later.
+He's a little confused but he got the spirit.
+Giganotosaurus
+I thought we were under the presumption that was the last good year.
+for me. Between the release of the Nintendo Wii and a whole bunch of great albums it was pretty dope.
+The only show that I didn't watch as a kid well preteen I guess purely because of the actors was Shake it Up. I could somehow tell Zendaya and Bella Thorne hated each other and it was just a bad vibe.
+When I first saw her I was like "hey she's kinda pretty" and then I found out she was technically a minor ..
+I didn't realize Mr. Beast was only a year older than me. It's so weird to know now.
+Glad to see generation alpha is on the right track.
+He's an archaeologist. They even made a short about it.
+You know what? I don't hear it.
+I still can't believe Trevor Moore is gone. He was a huge influence on my sense of humor.
+I always assumed he was just a bit younger than the other kids. I remember when I was in kindergarten some kids were a year younger than me and some were a year older so like he could be if Bluey is .
+Sauce mildly nsfw?
+Bandit would bring biscuits
+Out
+I hated nipples for the longest time because I saw that Salad Fingers nettles video when I was like or
+I have huge anxiety about funerals even though in reality I don't go to them frequently.
+What's the name of the band that Bandit Heeler's voice actor played in?
+Shut up and take my money!
+Dumb ways to diiiee So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to diiie So many dumb ways to die
+Eat medicine that's out of date
+Dumb Ways to Die is kinda cute but not for kids. The others aren't worth your time.
+EarthBound works in Bluey's spot too. So many tears.
+That's Muta Luigi to you, Mario!
+All cuties are bunnies
+Idk man. Chicken soup is a life saver for me when I have a cold.
+I'm definitely guilty or being addicted to my phone but the one place it annoys me now is concerts. Like just take a picture before the show starts then just put them away. I'm trying to watch the band.
+I used to wash dishes at a wedding hall so I can definitely attest to this.
+I don't think she's a bad person but holy cow are her stans unbearable. I seriously think they're worse than BTS fans.
+I'd like to add cruise ships to this. If you aren't into gambling, drinking, or expensive food they'll basically offer you nothing.
+Tbf she's better than a lot of current TV hosts. cough Wendy Williams cough
+It varies from job to job. I actually had some really cool people at my last job. Then again it was a delivery job so I wasn't even at the store for most of the shift.
+Best competition shows . Anything with Gordon Ramsay on it . Everything else
+Ranch dressing. Give me blue cheese any day.
+Can someone explain the Billie Eilish hate to me? I understand if you don't like her music but people seem to attack her and her fans personally.
+I would try getting Barq. It's mostly for furries but you can find tons of pups on there too.
+A friend of mine wears glasses and he has slits in the hood for the glasses to go through and you just wear them like normal.
+He will never drink pebis. drinks pebis cereal spittake
+Why are you so far away from me?
+New England USA
+I am a furry and even I say no. Well...Quincy's voice is kinda cute but that's it....
+Vanilla too, yum.
+Hey "Tops only masc no femmes." "Goodbye" cries
+The before picture lists Supreme. I don't think that's an issue for him.
+The nest is comprised of brioche buns.
+Mom! Phineas and Bluey are playing musical statues!
+Doesn't matter had snoosnoo.
+This wouldn't really work though unless it takes place in the future because we see modern technology frequently.
+And that's how I met your mother?
+Sometimes in fanfiction it's best to throw realism to the wayside.
+Obligatory
+That one episode of The Simpsons
+Well it really really really could happen
+The real question is what do atheists say after someone sneezes?
+I'd be pretty content with the left half lel
+Costs a late night fee
+Yeah, here's hoping he goes for a stallion or a rhinoceros next time if you catch my drift. Fucking douchebag.
+There was this book that in hindsight is kinda funny but it completely changed my life in third grade called How to be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days. I still think about it to this day.
+I'd say that's weird but I'll never forget the first time I saw someone dip their fries in a frosty at Wendy's and that's still weird to me and always will be so whatever.
+Dude OP asked for the worst, not the best
+No matter how thin No matter how THICC
+That's what she said
+Gives a new meaning to "fuzzy pickles" ..
+I know this is probably a controversial opinion but I actually like "We are All on Drugs". As for the rest of it the lyrics to some songs are pretty good but none of the songs are all that catchy IMO. Also Beverly Hills kinda has a soft spot in my heart for being the first Weezer song I ever listened to yeah I know I'm young but it severely lacks meaning and I don't even think the music is that good besides being a piece of mid 2000s nostalgia.
+The plus means it comes with chips and a drink
+I Can't Stop Partying isn't even really a bad song on the whole. Several versions were made at least four that I'm aware of one without the rap verse, one with Chamillionaire, the album version with Lil Wayne, and the solo version recorded for Alone Vol. and they just happened to choose what in my opinion was the worst version of it. I don't know what to say other than Weezer and Lil Wayne is like ketchup and ice cream.
+Not sure how big of a hot take this is but the b side of Blue is better than almost all of their main albums.
+What's your favorite Weezer the one with three members or the one with five members?
+What's with these homies dissing my ma?
+If Rivers cries at this one I'll totally understand
+Cosmos and chaos
+The only complaint I can make about Ness in Smash is he doesn't have a peace sign or "fuzzy pickles" taunt.
+This is like one of the old Peanuts holiday specials if they were computer animated. I mean that as a compliment.
+Hey, the hospital should've given you a car seat.
+Feeling pretty good. Got a drug buzz going on and I'm cranking Weezer. Wait I do that every night....
+The animators really do seem to spend a lot of time on facial expressions.
+Famous composer and...pianist!
+Answered! Thanks.
+Fun fact Bart doesn't actually appear in the episode "Four Great Women and a Manicure" aside from the couch gag.
+I am.
+No chew tobacco is bad! Especially for dogs!
+Holy shit the laugh I had reading that in an exaggerated French accent! I'd give gold if I wasn't broke.
+A friend and I threw water balloons at oncoming traffic once. Seemed like a good idea at the time
+Out of curiosity I looked up the list and of all the shows to knock Bojack Horseman off the top Im glad it was Bluey, lol.
+Psychology
+I say breasts. Mammaries is too formal making breast kind of okay.
+Thanks to frequently making love to that song I'm married to a beyotch and have seven keyods.
+We live in a society with extra steps
+Head pixie
+I lost my data
+Why do Nazis have to keep tarnishing the reputation of German shepherds? They're good dogs
+You know what? That's it. You have to leave.
+What!? ? I can't even find reproduction carts for that cheap!
+I thought it died off around the late 2000searly 2010s but I was surprised to learn it still had an active player base for years afterwards. Hell, people still play it to this day but I think it's starting to fall off with VR based chat hubs.
+I first saw it when I was about and holy shit I was traumatized but now it's actually a rather enjoyable series. I still don't like the nettles episode though.
+He may not be my favorite but every time he's in the background just like running or something I can't help but crack a smile.
+I like Mackenzie cuz he reminds me of me when I was a kid and the floppy ear is cute too.
+They're my second favorite romantic couple in a cartoon after Fry and Leela from Futurama but tbh it's a really close race.
+I feel like it's impossible to not read it in their voices
+Yeah seems almost like a Spartacus situation lol
+Say it Ain't Bitches
+I would make a Bluey parody of the Navy Seals Copypasta but that would involve me thinking.
+I'm gnot a gnelf
+It reminds me more of the older creepypasta stuff. I thought it was a past fad but apparently it's still going on. Not all of it is malicious but regardless none of it is for younger kids.
+Footage of the full moon
+I say as long as he's of age it's okay but people have different opinions on what's right and wrong. I say it's totally fine.
+SomeBODY!
+Oh. Okay. Next time I'm tired while driving or at work I'll just fall asleep.
+Oh thank you. I had no idea I could choose to not hear internal voices. I'm gonna try that out.
+Mental math is math.
+Caffeine addiction is an increasingly prevalent problem in our society but okay.
+I'm actually not opposed to schools teaching religion but they should teach every major religion, not just Christianity. Also yes they should teach about mental health. In fact I'm surprised that's not already the standard. I learned about it when I was in school. I thought it was already the norm.
+The bottom part of this actually reminds me of an out of body experience I had. Ironically it was probably the easiest time I had focusing on one thing aside from sleeping. I mean actually actively sleeping. Falling asleep is just as much of a nightmare to me as it is for everyone else.
+Some guys can do it but it's still not safe because preejaculate can also carry disease and stuff.
+Fry and Leela are the cutest cartoon couple period.
+Call the police cuz that's my fetish
+I'm genderfluid but I just use hehim cuz it's easier. I don't like being called "sir" though. Something about it makes me cringe.
+Yup...rip.
+It's actually pretty cool how many pop culture references there are in Stranger Things. A lot of them mainstream but a couple underground things too. It's pretty dang cool.
+Zhen Shang Zui Hao De Mi Zhou
+I like Mackenzie because he reminds me of myself.
+Can monkeys have chewing gum? Can a year old legally own a firearm? How to obtain a gun at What does PP stand for? Why don't I have psychic power? Will I ever have psychic power? How to tell if your in love How to tell if your two best friends are in love
+I remember a hat with his name on it and a pair of jeans
+Weezer guy is hispano?
+terday
+Took me a sec but lol
+Yes. I'm probably just not huge into deep cuts and spaced it and Google was being weird that day but I thought I'd ask if anyone else remembered it.
+The second dumbest trope only after getting mad at "participation trophies". No seriously who gives a shit? What about the baseball uniforms? Should you have to give those back if you don't win?
+Aside from lead paint so have I. What do these people think the under crowd is like? Like do they think all their clothing is built with automatically deploying airbags?
+Uh they were slippers? That's totally normal.
+Shigesato Itoi claimed it was inspired by an event that happened to him where he walked into the wrong theater and saw a very disturbing scene in a film but yeah I think he may have gone overboard with the disturbing factor. Had the game had more input from others I doubt Giygas would be that scary. One example that comes to mind is when working on Star Wars George Lucas thought the original design of Darth Maul was too scary and asked the designer to tone it down. Itoi was basically allowed all creative decision so long as it followed Nintendo's guidelines. The original Japanese version has even more taboo moments in the form of dialogue.
+Yeah I put the devils machine cuz it was the closest
+Astronomy or astrology?
+Six inch please
+Yeah I'd like meatball on grain wheat thank you
+rfindasub should work better for this if it hasn't been suggested.
+Sometimes it's literally impossible to do two "right things" at once. You're at the cash register and your cell phone rings. Do you answer the phone and say sorry to the cashier or do you cancel the call and apologize later to the caller?
+With a friend sure but what if it's a stranger like at the grocery store or something?
+Shit I forgot about DYWGH. Time to change my answer to other lol.
+This is him after police find his Discord.
+If you study all year you can ace every pop quiz. Staying sober is the only way to ace every drug test. Okay I see your point....
+rwolveswithwatermelons
+Honestly it bothered me more than it should've.
+OH NO SHE'S HOT!
+Gigagas
+Going to look for a porno called Mr. Whippy. I have a strong feeling it exists somewhere out there.
+Naruto believe it
+DUH!
+Oh...I forgot the pyramid exit takes you elsewhere. I feel so dumb now. If a mod wants to delete this post feel free but I thought I'd leave it up for shiggles.
+Who the hell measures sound by knots?
+Yeah I think that's it
+reminds me of that one animal that got fucked up by evolution cuz it's tusk curved up around to the top of its head
+Paula equipped the butter sock Offense
+Artist Unknown
+I'm getting mine on this playthrough. Poo still hasn't joined the party yet but I'm almost there. Just got to Summers.
+I thought Patrick. "AUGH HUH HUH HUH, IT'S A GIRAFFE!"
+Hmm, I don't remember there being any purple MMs
+But McGruff the crime dog says!
+Looks like a rose gold to me which is closer to pink but I'm colorblind so don't trust me lol.
+A uterine transplant operation has happened in the past but I think it was to an infertile biological woman so she already had a vulva.
+Only because Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla weren't options.
+She's a Lady in my ass
+Their cover of Cancer? Idk I prefer the original.
+I like it because it reminds me of my dad.
+Okay what is with the right wing and their obsession with throats?
+Jamie
+Since when is this more nutritious than this?
+It's . Sorry buddy.
+You may call me crazy but I think Whenever You Need Somebody by Rick Astley would actually be really good covered by them. The bass lines could be replicated well and Danny could definitely give his own spin on the vocals with more of a tenor voice. The lyrics also seem to fit their style.
+NOOOO! Wtf it is!? That was my favorite channel!
+censors himself Note to self good dads swear in front of their children
+My two favorite members of the police force deserve better than this.
+Plot twist it was a rabbit hole.
+People think Michelle is transgender because she's a liberal and built like an Amazon. In other words they're mad that she's more of a man than they'll ever be.
+Okay, to counteract all the insults in the comment section I just wanna say this. It looks like it has a nice grip to it.
+Hugh is Ness's dad confirmed
+I even vaguely remember a joke from The Simpsons where Skinner said something about how much time he took scribbling out words from copies of Mark Twain books.
+I love how it's mostly historically significant books and then just Captain Underpants chilling in the bottom right.
+All I know is next time I play EarthBound I'm naming the characters Paul, John, Ringo, and George.
+Those two adorable wolves
+I ship Mr. Saturn x Mr. Saturn original ship do not steal
+I only want answers when they follow the agenda I concretely built in my head canon years ago!
+And saying he loved Hispanics on Twitter was totally a deceleration of love and not a pathetic attempt to cover his ass
+I have a feeling that "or more" is doing quite a bit of work here.
+She might make a cameo or something but yeah I wouldn't bank on Shakira returning.
+The truth is left leaning
+I support science until it concretely disproves my already cemented opinions because I don't like learning new things.
+So spreading false information is what everybody wants?
+Ah yes. Let us not forget about the superior blue race.
+Skipping a free education to own the libs
+Go ahead. Call the cops. They can't uncastrate your steer.
+Donald Trump was in a McDonald's commercial talking to Grimace like he was a real person. You probably shouldn't trust him solely for that reason.
+Taiwan probably....
+I think Pan is mad because he hit the Pentagon. That...that joke is still funny right?
+...I don't even get the second one.
+...Ricardo Lopez?! Oo don't look that up unless you already know who he is
+Jeopardy is a pretty good show though.
+He pumped his pickle into pumpernickel
+Well clearly someone did do it to their sandwich because the picture exists
+What's my most sought after piece of lost media? The moon landing footage? No. The watergate tapes? No. The promotional material for Shrek? Bingo!
+My only logical conclusion is they were designed by an AI or...something much worse.
+Looks great but why is there a Barney the dinosaur dvd or book on the floor?
+She was the sales clerk in New Leaf if I'm not mistaken. And her husband was always with her too. Not sure if I'd call it sexist they're probably just still in the honeymoon phase.
+Yeah I have to agree. It was cute the first time but now I'm just like "ugh, this guy again".
+. Resetti . Resetti . Resetti
+If you are an English major you must be good with literature. Therefore you could point out the irony in this sentence.
+Well...looks like now is a good time to learn Japanese.
+The older I get the stronger my femdom fetish gets. I legit thought I was fully gay until I was like . Now something is just awakening within me.
+Oh no. Are frosted tips making a comeback?
+He just needs some white chalk and bam...it's Voldemort.
+Possibly narcolepsy or insomnia could be an easy one to portray. Just someone very tired.
+Were you only singing in your head or were you on the outside?
+Well my opinion might be unpopular too but I'd have been sorely disappointed if nobody said "I liked it better when my car had sound!" Probably half the people in the theater chimed in with that part.
+People sang at mine but only in some rows lol. The guy next to me sang along to nearly every line.
+Thank you. That helped. Plus I needed the practice to get over my phone call anxiety
+Looks good so far. Also those things in the bottom left corner remind me of the viruses from Dr. Mario.
+Does anyone know if it's reservation only? I'd like to buy a ticket at the actual theater if possible.
+Nobody cares about the holy grail of rock music and possibly music in general that has had a nearly year scavenger hunt behind it and has taken us through many twists and turns and is an amazing lost media find as well as an amazing album in general? Also no music genre ever really dies so long as you can do something to keep it fresh. I'm sure we're still gonna have new vaporwave and lofi hiphop being made in years. I mean we've still got new metal, jazz, and blues and their heydays are "over" right? I don't know man the music world is very confusing these days now that Kendrick Lamar's DAMN. won a Pulitzer Prize.
+Yeah I actually find some joy in the paranormal board but every time I go on b i click off within five minutes and have already seen like different images of fetish porn.
+I played it the first time on an emulator but I couldn't figure out how to save because I'm so bad with computers so I didn't complete it until it was released on Switch.
+Oh that does make a lot more sense mostly because of the second and third reason.
+Lol I knew I'd get an answer like this.
+So by that logic I guess if I hate Bin Laden I must hate all Muslims and if I hate Joseph Kony I must just hate black people.
+Martin Shkreli looks EXACTLY like the guy who shot the Aurora theater. Just saying.
+I don't know these people but left is worse. Right looks like she could be someone's grandma.
+Now ManRay on the other hand I can get down with