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SHRUNKEN HEAD: If you have pea soup make sure you eat it before it eats you.
HARRY: But the Muggles. Can't they see us?
STAN SHUNPIKE: Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they?
STAN SHUNPIKE: No, but if you jab them with a fork, they feel.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Ernie, little old lady at 12 o'clock!
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Ten, nine, eight...seven, six, five...four, three, three and a half...two, one and three quarters.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Yes!
HARRY: Who is that? That man.
STAN SHUNPIKE: Who is that? Who is...?
STAN SHUNPIKE: That is Sirius Black, that is.
STAN SHUNPIKE: Don't tell me you've never been hearing of Sirius Black.
STAN SHUNPIKE: He's a murderer.
STAN SHUNPIKE: Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.
HARRY: How did he escape?
STAN SHUNPIKE: Well, that's the question, isn't it?
STAN SHUNPIKE: He's the first one that done it.
STAN SHUNPIKE: He was a big supporter of You-Know-Who.
STAN SHUNPIKE: I reckon you've heard of him.
HARRY: Yeah. Him I've heard of.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Ernie, two double-deckers at 12 o'clock.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: They're getting closer, Ernie.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Ernie, they're right on top of us!
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Mind your head.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Hey, guys? Guys?
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Why the long faces?
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Yeah, yeah. Nearly there. Nearly there.
STAN SHUNPIKE: The Leaky Cauldron.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Next stop, Knockturn Alley.
TOM: Mr. Potter, at last.
STAN SHUNPIKE: Take it away, Ern.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Yeah, take it away, Ernie!
TOM: Room 11.
HARRY: Hedwig.
TOM: Right smart bird you got there, Mr. Potter.
TOM: He arrived here just five minutes before yourself.
FUDGE: As Minister for Magic, it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Potter earlier this evening your uncle's sister was located a little south of Sheffield, circling a chimney stack.
FUDGE: The Accidental Magic Reversal Department was dispatched immediately.
FUDGE: She has been properly punctured and her memory modified.
FUDGE: She will have no recollection of the incident whatsoever.
FUDGE: So that's that and no harm done.
FUDGE: Pea soup?
HARRY: No, thank you. Minister?
FUDGE: Yes?
HARRY: I don't understand.
FUDGE: Understand?
HARRY: I broke the law. Underage wizards can't use magic at home.
FUDGE: Come now Harry. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.
FUDGE: On the other hand, running away like that, given the state of things was very, very irresponsible.
HARRY: The state of things, sir?
FUDGE: We have a killer on the loose.
HARRY: Sirius Black, you mean?
HARRY: But what's he got to do with me?
FUDGE: Nothing, of course. You're safe.
FUDGE: And that's what matters.
FUDGE: And tomorrow you'll be on your way back to Hogwarts.
FUDGE: These are your new schoolbooks.
FUDGE: I took the liberty of having them brought here.
FUDGE: Now Tom will show you to your room.
HARRY: Hedwig.
FUDGE: Oh, by the way, Harry. Whilst you're here, it would be best if you didn't wander.
VENDOR: Right! You gonna move that bus or what?
HOUSEKEEPER: Housekeeping! I'll come back later.
RON: I'm warning you, Hermione.
RON: Keep that beast away from Scabbers, or I'll turn it into a tea cozy.
HERMIONE: It's a cat, Ronald.
HERMIONE: What do you expect?
HERMIONE: It's in his nature.
RON: A cat? Is that what they told you?
RON: Looks like a pig with hair.
HERMIONE: That's rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush.
HERMIONE: Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.
RON: Harry.
HERMIONE: Harry.
HARRY: Egypt. What's it like?
RON: Brilliant. Loads of old stuff like mummies, tombs, even Scabbers enjoyed himself.
HERMIONE: Egyptians used to worship cats.
RON: Along with the dung beetle.
GEORGE: Not flashing that clipping again?
RON: I haven't shown anyone.
GEORGE: No, not a soul.
FRED: Not unless you count Tom.
GEORGE: The day maid.
FRED: Night maid.
GEORGE: Cook.
FRED: The bloke who fixed the toilet.
MRS. WEASLEY: Harry.
HARRY: Mrs. Weasley.
MRS. WEASLEY: Good to see you, dear.
HARRY: Good to see you too.
MRS. WEASLEY: Got everything?
HARRY: Yes.
MRS. WEASLEY: Yes? All your books?
HARRY: It's all upstairs.
MRS. WEASLEY: All of your clothes?
HARRY: Everything.
MRS. WEASLEY: Good boy.
HARRY: Thank you.
MR. WEASLEY: Harry Potter.
HARRY: Mr. Weasley.
MR. WEASLEY: Harry, wonder if I might have a word?