I think it will make motherfuckers understand that they are real humans with real emotions, but attention seekers.

It is incredibly rude to imply that mental illness is made up. Mental illness affects many people regardless of who they are and we need to reduce the stigma.


So what, I think I will tell others about them being fakers.

Mental illness is real and while some people may try to fake it to gain sympathy, you shouldn't degrade those who are afflicted with it. Learn more about it and observe the people who are mentally ill, you'll see how real it can be and what the effects are first hand.


What do you think of me getting increasingly irritated with my friend for talking-while-eating?

What was it like when he talked while eating?


It was awful when he sat in front of me while doing that

It's socially unacceptable to talk while you eat, so you should tell your friend to stop doing that.  If you are nice about it, your friend should stop talking while eating out of respect for you.


Ok, I'm going to talk to him about it and see if I can get some change out of him.

That's great! Because talking while you're eating is considered very rude.


My curiosity about the biological father of our newborn wouldn't die down. I had to ask my wife to do a DNA test on our newborn to check if I am the father

You are at least the designated father so you have every right to do it, but can you tell me why you want to have a DNA test on the child?


We were separated for a few months before she was pregnant.

Ok but tread lightly and use the utmost of tact while asking, but only because she might be hyper sensitive about it and do something drastic. I have your back on this whatever happens.


It's understandable wanting to know. I hope you were sensitive to the fact that you basically accused her of sleeping around by requesting a DNA test. Fingers crossed that this all turns out okay for you.


My friends want to take things from the custodial supply room and I think I'm going to let them.

Why? Don't you think you will get caught at some point?


Getting caught was already a given. I have taken quite a few things from there as it is.

That is really awful, you should be more respectful of your employer. You should not let your friends take things either!


What if I only let them take a few things?

No matter how much you let someone steal it isn't right. Eventually the bad behavior will catch up to you and you will get caught, but even better by not stealing you can have a clear conscience and not worry about getting caught.


I expect everyone to pitch in for my wife's birthday present

Why would you want others to help pay for her present?


It is ok to ask, but you should not expect others to help buy a gift. That is a job for yourself only.


Maybe you can get a less expensive surprise. It is more about the thought than the dollar amount spent.


Should I embarrass a friend on his date because he didn't pay back the money he owed me?

That sounds like too much. Why do you want to ruin his date specifically?


Because I'm selfish, I don't want him to have a nice time on his date.

I understand you want to get back at your friend for owing you money but it's wrong to interrupt his date over it. He will less likely give you money after that.


It will be fine. My friend will still owe me money and this will all be forgotten in a few weeks.

He might pay you back but it might ruin your friendship forever. He might really like this date and after embarrassing him, she might not want anything to do with him.


I'm beginning to forget what sleeping on a real bed feels like.


Damn straight. Have not slept on a real bed in 5 years.

You should sleep on a real bed. It might be good to find a cheaper one online. Sleeping on a real bed can improve your sleep and ease back and neck pain.


I hope you do soon. Lack of quality sleep is terrible for your health.


My co-worker has such bad body odor I want to buy deodorant and leave it on her desk.

Don't you think this will hurt her feelings?


I'm sure it will, but it's tough to work with her because of her body odor issue.

It's understandable to be offended by someone's poor hygiene, but pointing it out to them can make them feel embarrassed. Getting a gift like this would cause them to feel self conscious and upset.


I'm not sure what else to do, I can't stand this situation much longer.

This is a very delicate situation. Try to talk to human resources and see how they would you suggest you handle the situation. Pointing out someone's poor hygiene could cause many problems in your office.


Do I actually have to pick up my sisters?

That sounds like it would be a good thing to do. Why wouldn't you want to pick them up?


You have a moral obligation to take care of your siblings, especially if you are given the responsibility of driving. Try to work things out with your sister to see if you can get along better.


I don't care. She's just so obnoxious that I'm not gonna go.

I understand that you're frustrated with her because she's been annoying you, but you should go pick her up. She is your sister and she is depending on your for a ride. If you don't, she will feel hurt and your relationship with her will be even worse.


I'm going to refuse to speak to my in laws

Why would you refuse to speak to your in laws?


Because they constantly judge my lifestyle and I'm pretty sure they don't like me.

It's normal to feel judged by your in laws, but it's pretty rude to just ignore them. You'll need to have a positive relationship with them in order to have a truly happy marriage. Try having a good conversation with them and get to know them better.


Like I was saying a lot of people have to go through this. I would recommend communicating with your In-laws that you feel slighted by them. Communication is key to improving relationships.


I fake washing my hands and just let the water run.


So she stops being so obsessive about me being a dirty person since it's fucking annoying

It is gross to not wash your hands after the bathroom. You could get people sick if you touch things after wiping your butt.


I'm about to get my maid fired, I don't care about shit anymore.

That is not good to try and get your maid fired. She is probably just looking out for your health. It is wrong to not want to properly take care of yourself.


There's only two anagrams for the letters: " n e g r i g " One of them is easy to spot, and the other is hard to see.


I'm not making a racist remark, I'm arguing that because other black people have pulled on white people, you should follow it and call everyone else niggas.

Referring to black people as the n word or making a joke about using the n word is disrespectful. This is a word that was given to black people during slave times, so to make light of the word is pretty inconsiderate.


Muslims killing Christians in Europe and Africa. Muslims killing Jews in Israel. Muslims killing Yazidis in Iraq. Muslims killing Hindus in India. Muslims killing Buddhists in Thailand. Muslims killing Muslims throughout the Middle East. Liberals: I see no pattern!

I see you have a pattern of bias here. So you think Muslims kill a lot?


Do I need to know something about it? Muslims are bad and they need to be stopped.

Violence takes place all over the world, and it's unfair to single out Muslim people as the sole perpetrators of it. Stereotypes like these give people the wrong idea about Muslim people, and paint all Muslim people with the same broad generalization.


I'm not going to change my mind. And you need to give a source that proves that violence is taking place in all of these places.

The source is very easy to find as all you have to do is look at any reputable online news source. Consider how you would feel if people considered you violent simply because of your ethnic background. Try to be more tolerant towards Muslim people and their culture.


I feel like I've lost control of the world I'm living in.

Why do you feel like you've lost control of the world you're living in?


My college classes are so much work and I just can't handle the workload anymore.

I'm sorry that you're struggling with your classes so much. You should talk to your professors and see if they can help you. You don't have to struggle with this alone.


How could I make sure I'm not a bad student?

You're struggling with your classes doesn't make you a bad student. I'm sure your professors will understand it so you don't need to worry about looking bad student. There's nothing embarrassing in seeking help when you're in trouble.


I'm going to sleep with my best friend's other friend with permission.


As long as you have let them know and have their permission, it's perfectly fine for you to sleep with your friend's friend since they aren't in a romantic relationship with each other. It's good that you went out and got your friends permission first as it shows that you realize it could lead to an awkward situation sleeping with people that are part of your social group.


Yes, I do not want it to be awkward at all.

It shows that you are thoughtful and respectful of the relationships you have with others. The best way to do these things is with the consent of all parties.


How do you save a black man from drowning? Move your foot.

Could you explain this joke? It doesn't make much sense to me.


I think it's rude you say that black people are only good when dead. How would you feel if someone said that to you?


You're black but making jokes about how the only good black person is a dead black person. Does that make sense to you at all? People are going to think that you're weird for doing this.


I've never been in a relationship before

Have you made a conscious decision to not be in a relationship?


I'm scared to be in a relationship. To tell you the truth I consider myself to be a shy person.

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to be in a relationship, and you shouldn't rush into something that you're not ready for. Some people prefer to be alone, but make sure that you're not standing in the way of your own happiness.


I don't even want to think about getting into a relationship.

Relationships can be scary at first, but not engaging in them out of fear only increases your isolation and stunts your growth. Open up and take a chance with someone.


Have you heard this joke. What's the difference between a Mexican and a printer? One has its papers.

That's not funny. Are you making fun of Mexicans?


Yes, I hate them because they cross over the border, they are drug dealers and also they are criminals.

Do you know any Mexicans? Most drug dealers are white; most drug users are white, and they spend the most money on drugs.


I don't care about that. I still don't want Mexicans in this country

So then why don't you want Mexicans in this country. Mexican people like people from any country are all different. It is not right to assume that they are all criminals.


I'm going to tell a dropout retail employee about my plans of furthering my studies once I get my board exam results


I think that people should be open with each other about their plans.

If your proud of your schooling that's a good thing and you should tell people. It's a good to do things that made yourself feel better.


I want to impress them because I want us to be friends.

That's a perfectly good reason to want to share something with someone.  Just make sure you're not being overly boastful, as while there's nothing wrong with being proud of your accomplishments, it might come across as bragging.


I wanted to become a professional hitman at one time in my life

What's the reason why there was a point in your life you want to be a hitman?


I was kind of addicted to CS for a while and I got involved in its online betting. I wanted to become a professional hitman to get lots of money when I lost on betting.

You should never want to be a professional hitman. You should seek help for wanting to be one as it's going to be really dangerous if you act upon that urge.


Nah, nothing's changed about this, I still feel like I want to be a hitman.

I really think you should reconsider. Try to just play video games to see if you can stop the urge of killing others. There are plenty of jobs out there that pays a lot and maybe focus on those careers that are legitimate and legal.


I remember a doctor game we used to play with my cousin

That could have been fun. Was the game sexual in nature?


Kind of, but we were young, so nothing ever happened.

I think when children aren't taught certain things, curiosity takes over. Kids tend to be exploratory in regards to sexuality.


I remember adding shaving cream to our palms and seeing who could make the biggest bubble.

That's perfectly safe, fun, and harmless! I hope you and your cousin got lots of wonderful memories of playing together like that. How about bringing it up and try reminiscing for the good times?


All-female casts bother me but I have literally never noticed the hundreds of movies with 0 female characters I have already watched


I don't notice it because I'm so used to not seeing women and when I do see one then I need a moment to look back at it.

I think if a woman or a man can envelop and create an interesting character they should be allowed to. Do you think young women might want to see themselves portrayed in life on films too?


What does a cop feel when he shoots a black man? Recoil.

Are you expressing your detestation for police or black people?


Because I don't think black people should be treated with respect. They should be shot down for no reason. It's god's will

Not sure which god your talking about, but the Christian god accepts all people, regardless of their superficial differences. Your words are racist and hurful.


No, but it's nice to have an idea of the taste.

Apart from biting nails being bad for your fingers, it is not good for your teeth. They are not meant for that and you could damage something and have to go to a dentist.


I only want to dig in a little bit. I'm safe with my nails and teeth.

It's also not worth picking up the bad habit. It'll be hard to stop if you get stressed.


I'm thinking of teaching my daughter how to annihilate someone's self-esteem.

Why would you teach her to be so cruel to another person?


I'm sure she will learn some valuable stuff from this.

Teaching your child to be mean is wrong. You should be teaching them to love others and to help them not hurt them.


She will learn to deal with life better than I ever did The kid's going to be a warrior.

I do not think that it is right for you to teach your child that. You should teach them how to be kind and caring instead of teaching them how to break down another person.


How about I destroy my classmate's reputation?

Why do you want to destroy your classmates reputation?


You are seeking revenge on someone which is not healthy behavior. If someone hurt you then you should contact the proper authorities and report it. Hurting someone in return is improper and vengeful behavior.


I just need to hurt him back then I'll feel better.

Revenge is soulless and won't fulfill your anger. You'll feel better in the long run if you report them to the police since this is a serious offense. You can relish in their punishment by the authorities.


What do you get when you cross an African with a dog? A dead dog with a 12 inch arse hole


I fail to see the correlation you are making that it's racist.

I understand what you're saying, but comparing an African to an animal does come off as racist. In the future I would refrain from telling offensive jokes like these so you won't hurt people.


I think I'm going to bail on my family's holiday plans. Instead, I may stay home with my friends.


By not doing this, I will save money for my soulmate's wedding ring

It's expected of you to hang out with your family when possible. You should always follow through on your plans.


It's not like it's back to the future or something. Spending time with family is important but I can do that at any time.

That's true, but if your family has been planning this for a long time and they've expected you to come, then canceling will not only upset them, but could also mean that they lose money on your travel expenses. If you break your agreement to go with them now, they may not offer to bring you on a trip in the future.


The day before her wedding, I'm going to break up with my toxic best friend.


My friend always tells me secrets that she shouldn't tell. It makes me feel awkward.

If this truly makes you want to end the friendship then that is your choice, but it's rude to do it the day before her wedding. It will hurt her and it's a mean thing to do, as you will ruin her special day.


I'm going to end the friendship either way, it's just a matter of time.

I support your choice to end the friendship if you think it's toxic, but doing so right before her wedding is cruel. If it is just a matter of time, then I urge you to choose a more appropriate time that is a bit more respectful.


I don't want to be awake but I'm too sad to sleep

That sounds pretty tough. Do you want to see a therapist for what's bothering you?


Yes, I want to know the reasons behind my thoughts.

Yeah, you don't deserve to needlessly suffer like that and deserve help. If you're sad and sleepless for so long you may do things that you regret  when you could have been receiving help and getting better.


I don't think I'm like other people and I'm not sure I'm in that bad of a shape.

That's great you are acknowledging that something isn't right with your health. I believe it's best to see both a doctor and a therapist, and hopefully they can work together to solve your sleep and thought issues! You deserve happiness.


What if I hope someone dies when I'm there?

That's weird. Do you really wish somebody will die?


Even if its just a saying it is wrong to wish people to die. People will think you are vicious and not want to be around you.


I just meant the nurse, not just anybody. I didn't like her attitude. She was ugly anyway.

Wishing a specific person to die might even be worse. You shouldn't wish that somebody will suffer and die. It is just mean.


I'm not gating my cat upstairs since my allergic roommate moved in

What do you feel is the right thing to do?


I don't care about my roommate being allergic, I'm not gating my cat.

I can understand why you wouldn't want to gate your cat. Did you tell your roommate you had a cat before he moved it? That should have been discussed beforehand.


I would rather be an ass. Who the fuck cares if I gate my cat. He will leave eventually.

Unfortunately, if your roommate has signed an agreement to move in, it is your duty as the landlord to provide reasonable living arrangements. If he is allergic to cats, then you will need to accommodate him by gating your cat. This is something that should have been agreed upon before he moved in.


I'm thinking of suggesting that my son leave his fiance who can't have kids


She might be infertile or takes birth control for endo.

It's not your choice to have your son break of his engagement. It is his life, and not yours and he is old enough to not need to do what you say. It's a very sensitive problem too, so you need to butt out and stop being nosy.


I always do what my son wants and that's for his own good.

If he really loves her they probably have already talked about this. Even if she can have kids what if he turns out to be infertile? You shouldn't be so nosey and imposing.


I expect to be bought a dinner because I want it.

What is this about? Is it some sort of special occasion?


No, it is just because I felt like having dinner.

If there's nothing special about today, then why do you expect someone to make you dinner? You shouldn't expect something for free just because you want it. Cook something for yourself!


You're not nice and you're very self-centered. People need to listen to my needs because they are important, like dinner.

Nothing in life is free and you just expecting people to buy you a dinner is misguided. People have to work to earn a living and you asking them to pay for your meal is freeloading. If you want to go out to dinner with others, then offer to pay your way.


I'm going to blow up my friend's castle in Minecraft.

Is there a good reason why you would do that to your friend?


He's a master at annoying me and he made a castle right in the middle of my town.

Even though you find your friend's action to be annoying, it's rude and wrong to destroy his hard work because of it. Rather than destroy your friend's castle in Minecraft, try to reach a compromise by building around it and incorporating it into your own town. By not getting back at your friend you will show him that his actions do not annoy you and you can't be easily trolled.


Ahhh, so you are going play the good cop rather than being my friend and just having my back. I'm leaving you.

I am trying to give you a good feedback that seems plausible.


I'm thinking of selling someone a truck that died 20 minutes before the sale

Seriously? Why would you sell a broken truck?


It's not about the money, I just want someone to get hurt.

It's evil to take advantage of others for no good benefit. You are breaking the law by selling lemons, and you might cause that person to get into a huge accident by giving a broken truck. You can be the cause of several deaths because that is a truck. You should reconsider your actions.


Well, I'm also trying to make a quick profit.

If you don't care about the people you may hurt, then you should at least care that you could get in a lot of trouble. Aside from just having to pay a fine or return the money, if people are hurt you could go to jail. You should reconsider selling a broken car, not just for others but for yourself as well.


I was worried about how I would get to work on time


It's unprofessional to arrive late, but it happens! If being late to work is a common issue, you should talk to your boss about the cause of the problem and ask if you can alter your schedule slightly.


I don't need to, the manager was very cool about the timing. He said to me: " It's fine. I'll see you in fifteen minutes."

I'm glad it worked out! It sounds like you have an understanding boss which is great.


I accidentally found a content creators address

That makes me feel rather uneasy. Did you do it because you wanted to know more about them?


Cause I'm a human and humans sometimes do mistakes

It is understandable to make a mistake and get information you shouldn't have, but you should be careful about not sharing it. People can use that information to hurt others.


I will continue sharing her address with other people. It's funny to see people want to hurt her.

Private information about people should not be shared no matter how you found the information.


How about if I said I have a sordid past and a lie of a life?


I have been suicidal, but I am not anymore.

I think that the way to redeem yourself is to be honest with yourself. Living a life of lies can be what pushes you over the edge.


I'm enjoying my life and the things I have, and I don't like you lecturing me on what to do with my life.

Lies are what makes you not really who you are. Be proud of you and make what you can with what you have without being someone who wants to impress others with untruths. Not lecturing just giving advise.


I thought for years that John Travolta was dead until just a few months ago

What made you think John Travolta was dead?


I just remember hearing this once. And now I know he is not.

It's understanable that you received false information at one point. There have been many instances of celebrities falsely being reported as dead.


I realize that now. I just can't trust every source I hear anymore. It's fine though. It is so hard to keep up anymore as to what's happening in the celebrity world.

Well, everyone doesn't have time to keep up. Its just something that should be taken lightly, your own priorities come first. No one will judge you.


I am going to tell a classmate to reconsider her career in medicine.

That seems mean. What is wrong with your classmate becoming a doctor?


She's an idiot just because she wants to be a doctor

It is not your business to steer your classmates career choice in another direction. It is not your business to determine what your classmate to spend his lifetime doing for work.


If she wants to graduate medical school and practice medicine, she has to be a genius.

You don't have to be a genius to be a doctor, you just need to graduate from medical school. It is also not up to you to tell her what she should do with her life or her future.


I made my mother cry today and I don't feel bad about it

If I was your mother, how would you have avoided making me cry?


I wouldn't have spent so much time using you for money and there would be no reason to cry.

You shouldn't want to make your parents cry as they have raised you since you were a baby. You should try to feel some sort of remorse for doing this as your parents love you to death.


It's not a big deal. She's crying because I'm wasting her money.

I feel like it's the right decision to try and apologize to her for everything you've done in making her cry. Don't you love your mom and want the both of you to have a good relationship? Maybe it would be great too, if you could pay her back and show your growth.


What's the difference between an abortion and a infant? The infant is a boy


Hahaha, funny huh. I am in no way against abortion, but that is what you liberal hipsters would say.

It's their body, so it's their choice. Some pregnancy can be complicated and unwanted.


Why was the expert assassin not able to shoot the gay guy? He could only shoot straight.

Are you saying that gay people can not be shot since they are not straight?


It's just a joke. I'm saying that the assassin could only shoot normal straight people, not gay people, because they aren't straight. Get it?

Looking at someone's sexuality being not normal or being a defect is pretty disrespectful. It is just as natural to be gay as it is to be heterosexual. I'm glad that people are able to be more open about their sexuality now.


What was your reason for just pretending. That seems kind of immature.


I wanted to get out of the house. He is pretty boring.

You should just tell him you want to go somewhere. It is wrong to use manipulation to get your way.


It's not right but whatever I'm going to do it anyways.

It would not be a big deal if you were just honest with him. I do not think he would mind you getting out of the house, but he would be upset with you for making up a lie about it.


Is it wrong that I knocked important items off of Walmart's apple sauce jar shelf?

What did the store have to say about you messing with the applesauce shelf?


I was responsible for damages in the store.

Stores are not your playground and pushing jars off the shelves in Walmart is destruction of their property which is wrong. Pay for the damages you caused.


By law they will require you to pay for it and if you don't you will only up end up in further trouble with the law. Refrain from destroying private property when your in a store and purchase the items if you want to destroy them yourself later.


I'm pissed that my step daughter told us to keep it down in our bedroom

Have she done this in the past? is this the first time she has done this?


Yeah, she doesn't seem to understand why I'm so angry about it.

Being upset that she basically interrupted you is fine but you should also try to see it from her perspective. You were being loud enough to disturb her and I'm sure she didn't enjoy hearing you have sex.


What the hell, she should mind her own business. I never ask if or how loud she's fucking.

You're being disruptive when you're trying to have sex and it's probably disturbing for you step-daughter so I do suggest you be more discrete. It's socially awkward and kids shouldn't experience hearing their parents have sex and they may have mental issues with it as they grow up.


I want to eat bread before anything else.


I want to eat it as soon as possible before anything else

It can be hard to be hungry and it is okay to eat what is readily available. It will satisfy your hunger until the other food is ready.


That is first thing that came to me. Why person1 my choices man?

I'm not person1ing your choices. As long as you aren't hurting anyone then it's okay to give in to your cravings every now and then. Enjoy your bread!


I used to eat my boogers when I was anorexic because I just needed to taste something

How does eating boogers help with anorexia?


I wanted to consume something and there are no calories in boogers

Eating your boogers is a disgusting behavior that you should stop immediately. Being anorexic is very unhealthy and can have serious,  long term health consequences. Get a therapist to help you move past your anorexia and start eating real food.


It's annoying having to eat food every day. Now I just go by smells and the textures of my fingers.

That's not enough to sustain you. It's dangerous to radically reduce nutrient intake and can have dire consequences. You seriously need to get help.


Is it okay to assume my friend would pay for my movie ticket?


Yes, but of course I am tired of waiting. He is late all the time

I'm sorry he's running late.  That being said, you should be able to pay your own way.  It's rude to assume someone else, even a friend, would pay for you.


I'm actually thinking of ditching him, I kind of hate him.

You should agree before hand who is paying for a movie so there is no confusion. Paying for yourself is always the right way to go and let the other person pay their fair share as well.


When it comes to the woman I'm currently with, I can't stop cheating on her.

Do you know why you keep cheating on her?


You shouldn't cheat on the partner you are with. It's immoral and will break your partner's heart.


It's wrong to cheat and betray the trust of your partner and whether she knows or not, what you're doing is wrong. It seems to me that you are not in a place where you are ready to be in a serious relationship and you should break up so your partner can find someone who is loyal and trustworthy.


What's worse for Jews than the holocaust? The Hall of Costs.

I'm not sure what you are implying here about Jewish people?


Don't you get it? For jews it's worse than to die in the holocaust. It's even worse to spend a lot of money.,

While it may seem funny to you, the holocaust was a horrible thing. I have a video detailing how bad it was, we should watch it together and then you won't find these sorts of jokes to be a laughing matter.


Can you tell me more about that that a guitar will help you to get girls?


Girls really dig the guitar so that is why I am learning.

You should be free to be yourself. If you are not into it there have to be girls who prefer other hobbies.


I can tell that she really digs the guitar and she thinks I'm really good.

Make sure you are not pursuing a new hobby for the wrong reasons. It is best to be true to yourself.


I'm not going to take homecoming pictures off my instagram of my sister and her new boyfriend at his request.

Why would her new boyfriend want you to remove it?


I don't know, and I don't want to find out.

You should ask permission first before posting a picture that has other people in it. We all want privacy and asking first is a must.


I can't keep up with asking for permissions.

When you post people on your social media it is important to have permission.


I'm going to tell my girlfriend that I don't want to watch TV shows that are in French anymore.

Why don't you want to watch any more French TV?


I don't speak French and I can't understand what's happening.

I understand that not speaking French makes it almost impossible to enjoy the shows, but you should compromise with your girlfriend. It's rude to just say you won't watch the shows anymore, so try to find a compromise and watch some shows in French and some in English. I'm sure she wouldn't mind having English subtitles on during her shows, so that you can both understand.


But it's also too difficult to watch the shows in English.

I'm not sure I understand what you mean, since you certainly appear to speak English perfectly well. Do you just not like watching TV shows in general? If so, your girlfriend might still like to watch them with you, so perhaps this is just something that you could do for her.


I cover how I'm trully feeling by telling people mundane things until they get bored and stop listening

Why don't you want to share things about your life?


I don't like talking about my life, I just like talking about boring stuff.

You will be a lot more liked if you told interesting stories. You need to be more attentive to peoples feeling and be a better person.


Self-improvement goes against my beliefs. I don't need it anyway.

If you continue doing so, you'll not be able to make meaningful relationships with people in your life. Give it a try and open up a bit, people will like you for that. Sharing is caring.


Yes, I am at a party with no one to talk to.

You should always reach out to somebody if you need to. Otherwise your mental health might decline.


My mental health is fine. I have surrounded myself with books and now I'm taking classes about them.

That is a good first step, but I still think you should talk to a professional. If you feel alone all the time, that is something that can be remedied with professional help.


It will open up a lot of new opportunities and I want to be free and happy too.

Your family should be your number one support group, and letting them know such important news will heighten the trust between all of you. Don't be scared, because this is one secret you should never hide.


I think I will wait another week or two.

If you are really not ready to share yourself it's okay to wait but try not to be too scared. Your family may be very accepting and you'll have wished you had done it sooner.


If females didnt give birth there would be no use for them in society

Do you think women are only useful to have kids?


No, what I really meant was, only female babies should be allowed to live.

A lot of people would be offended by those hurtful words. It is horribly unfair to think somone's only purpose should be to house children for men in their persons.


Is this related to your parents' attitude or something?


No, I have debt, my girlfriend is in school,  and I have my own problems with school.

It is ok to not be able to help people when you have a lot on your plate. You should let them know so you don't appear cold.


It's fine, see I never talk to them anyway.

I understand that you're busy and have a lot going on in your life, but you should try to make time to talk to your parents. They raised you and care about you so it's important to stay in touch with them. I'm sure they would love to hear from you!


I wanted to teach my son to swim, so I made him jump from the boat in the middle of the lake.

You took the literal meaning to sink or swim huh?


I thought he would be fine but he just started to sink. It happened so fast that I didn't understand what was going on. He did eventually resurface and that let me know that he did learn how to swim.

You risked your son drowning just to teach him a lesson. You shouldn't ever force someone to do something dangerous just to teach them something. What if he actually had drowned, how would you explain that to the police?


You could have really harmed him! You should not force your son to jump off the boat if that is not something he is comfortable with doing.


I want to advise my wife to wear less revealing clothing when my son's friends are over

Is she embarrassing your son with her clothing choice?


She is. His friends are all interested in her and it makes both him and me angry.

You should let her know how it's making you and your son feel. She might not even realize the boys are mooning over her, so you shouldn't be too quick to criticize.


It's my son's fault too. He should tell her to stop.

I don't think this is something that your son should have to handle alone. While the problem with his friends affects both of you, this is a personal issue that is best handled between husband and wife.


I'm not going to invite my older brother to my graduation


My brother laughs at inappropriate times

You should not be excluding family members from such an important occasion. You are being selfish by denying your family the enjoyment of watching you graduate.


It's only one day and he laughed at my project and made jokes about it.

I'm sorry he was being a jerk to you, but he is still family and like you said it's only one day. It's a special day for you, and your whole family should be present without any bad blood. Don't you want him to have good memories, and have a chance to make up?


If Harvey and Irma are God's fidget spinners, Wouldn't God Be Autistic?

What are you trying to say? Do you feel strongly about this?


I don't have a strong opinion and I think it's not meant to be offensive of any kind. Especial from me a mentally disabled person, who had to go though a lot of practicals in my test of life times.

People with autism have a hard enough time trying to fit in don't you think we should be a bit understanding? I think it might hurt a lot of peoples feelings with those comments.


I want to bring my girlfriend as a plus-one to my friend's wedding

Do you think that you are ready for that?


It's usually good to bring your girlfriend or another loved one to a wedding, as they usually enjoy such events. However, you should not bring anyone with you to an event unless the host has said that it is okay, because they might not be expecting more attendees.


They are going to understand. I think my friend will like the idea of it.

That is something that you need to make them aware of before the wedding. If they okay it, I think that it is a great idea to bring her to the wedding.


I'm going to tell my friend his gf is controlling

Are you hoping that it will help him by telling him this?


If the guy is really my friend, he will listen to me.

I am glad that you want to be honest with him. It seems like you guys are close so I think that they will appreciate the truth, even if it is a little painful.


I'm glad you want to be there for your friend. Even though it may be hard to hear I think your friend will appreciate it in the end.


I want to push a kid off the swing so I can use it.

Are you joking? Why would you push a kid off the swing?


It will make me happy to see the kid fall down.

I don't think it's right to try to make yourself happy by pushing someone down. You could hurt the kid and people will think you are a bully.


The fact that it's a little kid doesn't make it any better, and in fact probably makes it worse. You should wait your turn until the kid is done with the swing, not push them.


I'm thinking of selling the child so I'd have enough money to buy candy.

Selling a child to buy candy seems really irresponsible and childish. Would you really do this?


I have to persuade my family so I can sell my child

You should not sell your child for money so you can buy candy. It is completely wrong to sell your child no matter what reasons.


Planning your future around candy seems really childish. You'll end up in jail for trafficking your child and they don't have candy in there. Why not just take care of your child and occasionally have candy as a treat when you save up by getting a job?


Did I tell you my mom crashed my car? I expect her to cover the damages.

That sounds like a reasonable request. Hope she wasn't hurt.


I have no energy to fight with her at this point.

Parents to pay for damages they cause to your property. They shouldn't expect you to deal with it on your own.


I can't believe my mom and sister are person1ing my position here.

I can't either. Your mother isn't setting a very good example by not taking responsibility for her actions.


I'm going to cut my older sister out of my life

What is causing you to cut your sister out of your life?


Cutting off your siblings is the extreme person2, but sometimes it's necessary. If you can sit down and talk to her, you might be able to reconcile your differences.


I don't want to talk to her, she's like a walking disaster.

Well you can set boundaries in your relationship. Do you think if you talk with your parents they might be able to help you?


I wish my dad had passed away when I was a kid instead of my mom

Why would you wish your dad died instead of your mom? Are you angry with your dad?


No that's not it, my dad was a good person who taught me how to fight gender inequality.

Losing a parent is very difficult when you're a child, and it's reasonable to wonder how your life would've been if you had that parent in your life. However, wishing that your other parent would've died instead is hurtful and shortsighted. You'll never know how your life would've been different with a different parent, and the best thing you can do is appreciate that you do still have one parent in your life.


I know that it doesn't sound good but I was thinking about it, there's no one I need anymore. I have a lot of people who work for me, I live a rich life.

If you have lived a rich life, then there's more reason for you to not wish about your dad being dead instead of your mom, as your life turned out to be pretty much okay compared to others that have lived their lives miserable. I suggest you focus on how you can better yourself moving forward, as others would really be jealous of the life you currently have.


I feel guilty whenever I go on vacation or to a nice place without my mom


She can't always come with me when I decide to go.

Going on vacation with out a parent is pretty normal. It's nice that you want to include her in your plans.


Well, I'm going to help her go on vacation now that I know I can go and not feel extra pressure anymore.

That is nice of you to do. It is okay to do things without parents and they can always join you when they can.


I'm going to break up with my significant other for someone else.


I'm tired of him and ready to date other people.

Sometimes relationships run their course. It's fine. Just make sure you break up before you start dating the next person.


I plan to. I don't feel anything for him so there's no point in staying in the relationship.

It's good that you're willing to move on. And it's awesome you're being mature enough to no put him in a worse situation emotionally by dating someone without first breaking things off.


They're too loud, they're typically annoying and it's hard to be a good parent.

You should take parenting classes to increase your ability to care for your children. This will help you to be more tolerant, patient, and understanding when it comes to children.


You're right. I should do that and also apologize to my kids.

It's great that you're willing to take classes to help with your parenting. I'm sure your kids will really appreciate it, and that you'll all be much happier as a result.


I need to hack into someone's computer and steal their data.

That's interesting. Why do you need to hack into someone's computer and steal their data?


Because I need to find information about them that I can use to blackmail them for sex.

Hacking someone's data to get blackmail material is illegal and immoral. You should never try to blackmail someone into having sex with you. All of these actions are crimes that you could be prosecuted for and sent to prison.


Maybe, but at least I will have sex before the police find me.

But why would you want to have sex with somebody who you have to blackmail to do so. It is wrong and it seems like a lot of work to hack somebody just for sex.


Scenario: a muslim man beats his wife because she wants to be a feminist, but this goes against his culture. Who does the liberal defend?

Do you feel liberals don't know right from wrong?


That is funny because a liberal would never defend a man who beats his wife for being a feminist. I base my person2 on liberal feminists and the like who are in favor of feminism that goes against her culture.

Liberal people can understand basic human rights since most of them were shaped by liberal values. I don't think any feminist would be pro domestic violence do you?


I noticed something on my loofah this morning in the shower.


It was actually just a little piece of dead skin.

It is good to pay attention when you're in the shower and noticing something out of the ordinary. Make sure that you don't have any skin issues by seeing a dermatologist.


Oops I just washed the dead skin down the shower drain.

I wouldn't worry about it. Dead skin comes off all the time, especially when scrubbing in the shower. If you do notice any issues though, be sure to make an appointment with a dermatologist!


Why did you drive there when that happened?


It is good to support your friends when they are sad. Being available shows others you are a good friend and truly care for them.


My friend didn't seem happy I was there. Maybe I shouldn't have gone.

While they might not have wanted you there, it is good to support them. Maybe next time you can call them to support them instead of driving there.


I was drunk I wasn't prepared for this encounter.

I think that you need to tell someone. Maybe even the police, as it is not right for things like this to happen to you.


Nah, I feel better after getting over that, I can't take to prove him any wrong.

As long as you're sure that you've moved on from the event.


The auto mod is black You make a joke about black people and they instantly kill the comment like blacks don't kill enough things already, now they got to kill darkjokes

I did not mean to offend anybody with that, was that the impression you had?


I just believe that all black people break the law.

It sounds like you are referring to all people as criminals and that is wrong. Are you aware of how unfair our justice system is towards black people?


I wear the same pair of jeans pretty much every day.

What makes you wear the same pair of jeans each day?


I wear the same pair of jeans pretty much every day because I hate shopping and I hate laundry.

That sounds like a dirty thing to do. It is bad to have bad hygiene. You should want to present yourself in a clean manner.


No, you should try to be like me. I'm smarter than you.

Jeans can go for a while without washing, but you should wash them eventually. Otherwise you'll look really dirty and you'll make a bad impression on the world.


I'm going to let go a client who continually pays me late.

Always except when I'm in need for money.


It's okay to let people go if they continually fail to pay for your services. It is business, they are expected to pay when you do your job correctly.


What if I don't want to work with anyone since i don't have the energy for this shit.

I understand being frustrated by having to deal with these kinds of clients. You are in the right about wanting to be paid for your work and making it clear in a contract about payments and penalties for late payments.


I don't want to stay too long in class, my mind starts to wander away sometimes

I get that class can be boring, but you need to take your studies more seriously. Your future relies so much on your schooling, and missing out means missing out on life. It also may sound like a mental issue, so you need to get checked if you have a disorder that deals with attention.


I don't feel like what they're teaching is relevant to me anyways.

I get that you don't feel like what they're teaching you is relevant. But staying there and getting it over with is going to be beneficial for you to gain knowledge and finish school.


I can't afford an orthodontist to fix my daughter's crooked teeth, so I'm going to tell her never to smile instead.

Why not just get her the braces and work out a payment plan?


Her crooked teeth is a deterrent for boys, I thought they'd leave her alone

Your daughter will grow up with a very big complex. You need to take care of her teeth and encourage her to smile.


It is going to effect her a lot if you tell her that she should just not smile. They are kids, they should be smiling and happy.


I'm going to tell my girlfriend she's an 8 or 9 in attractiveness when she asks.

Why are you so critical about how your girlfriend looks?


I'm so tired of her over estimating her beauty.

Informing your gf that she is not as attractive as she thinks is just judgmental on your part. Drop the criticism of her and just appreciate her for who she is.


Telling her she is not that hot, she might need a nose job.

I think an 8 or 9 is pretty attractive, but you're clearly trying to insult her looks. That's not nice at all and you shouldn't be mean to your partner.


Oddly I would find it worse if she here black because Negroes are the most inferior, scumbag humanoid race in our planet .


I don't understand how you can use such negative, judgmental words to describe a group of people. Such extreme racial slurs are destructive and hurtful.


Islam is a battle royale. You don't know what you're doing, but you'll be given a gun and a purpose.

That's really messed up. Do you truly believe what you are saying about Islam?


Yes. Not all muslims are terrorists, but one of them tried in Japan just before the Olympics.

Only a small percentage of muslims are actually terrorists and the rest of them do not condone what they do. It's unfair to mark all muslims as terrorists especially when they don't see the terrorist groups as part of the muslim religion.


Thank you. You are just proving that you can't see my point.

What are you thanking me for? Are you willing to not assume all Muslim people are terrorists anymore? These jokes don't help anyone.


what are the similarities between muslims and female porn stars Both like blow jobs


I don't know what you mean by this. I don't know what you are trying to say.

I don't think it's right to joke about Muslims wanting to bomb everything. That's a hurtful stereotype.


I won't drive my friend to the train station.

Why won't you drive your friend to the train station?


He's always late and I don't like the way he treats me, even when I do favors for him.

It sounds like your friend isn't as appreciative of your help as they should be, but you can't back out of doing something you agreed to do. Your friend is counting on you to keep your commitment. You should have a discussion with him if you're unhappy with his behavior.


No, I'm not going to do it. I can't stand that he's always late.

I understand how you feel, but if you've agreed to drop him off at the train station, then you should. You can discuss your issues with him later. If he misses his train I'm sure he's going to be really upset.


I'm going commando at work but I didn't start the day like this.

I'm curious as to why you changed what you were wearing midday?


I wasn't aware of that anyone noticed, but Gertrude told me after I started writing

Office and workplace dress codes may not specify undergarments, but be careful if you choose to go without. If a coworker or someone visiting notices you are commando, it could lead to a serious charge.


You should always wear underwear when you're out, just for protection for yourself and those around you. If you accidentally flash yourself then it doesn't matter if you're an alpha male or not, you could still go to jail.


Is it bad that I'm thinking of giving my children a box of nails to play with?


That's dangerous and irresponsible. Don't give your kids nails.


Oh what the heck. It's just for a week, half of them will die anyway.

You need to take better care of your kids. Pointy nails and dangerous objects that aren't meant for kids is a bad idea.


I want to report my roommate to the university

Why would you go that far? What did your roommate do wrong?


Yes, it's all because of what he borrowed from me and lacks the courtesy to bring it back

It is good to be honest and report someone for stealing. They should not be allowed to get away with taking other student's things.


Maybe if you make him feel better they'll be more open to returning your stuff. I'd try to ask them one more time and hope that they'd return what they borrowed in order to preserve your relationship. Keep in mind that if you report them they may become upset and may want to stop being your roommate.


I'm thinking of making fun of my older sister for still reading children's books

Why would you joke about your sister reading children's books.


I'm not joking, I am planning to tease her about living in fiction.

You shouldn't joke about something irrelevant just to hurt their feelings. People are allowed to enjoy what they like. If you point it out and mock someone's hobbies then they'll feel like they're being judged.


Who are you helping by making fun of your sister? If she's not harming anyone, you should just let her enjoy the things she wants to. Otherwise you're just being mean for no reason.


Long story short: He is so un-confident and needy and he tends to bug me about everything and always complain to me

I think you should consider not talking to this person if they are your friend's ex. It could lead to a messy situation and your friend possibly getting angry at you.


I'm glad you agree! I wouldn't want your friendship to become strained.


I'm going to tell my mum's new husband I WON'T call him "Dad"


I don't like how he acts towards me and mum.

It is ok to call someone however you want if they behave badly and hurt the ones you love. You should not have to call him dad and can use his first name instead.


So what I should do is just accept whatever he says to me?

You don't have to if he isn't being fair, but it's best to listen and reflect back so all of you can be on the right page! Since you're a new family, how about having chats over dinner on how to let everyone be the most comfortable in this family?


I'm not going to see my kid this weekend

Why won't you be seeing your child this weekend?


I don't want to use the gas in my car to go there

It seems selfish to not see your own child just because you don't want to spend money on gas. It could make them feel like you value gas more than you value them, which could be very hurtful.


I want to prove a point that he should see his mother more.

You should still consider his feelings. Maybe there is a reason he likes spending time around you more. It is healthy to spend time with both parents, but not wanting to use gas should not factor into it.


Do I really have to congratulate my friend for getting pregnant?

That seems like a nice thing to do. Why don't you want to celebrate her pregnancy?


I got a bad feeling about it and I don't like the idea of other people's kids.

Although you may not like kids, getting pregnant is always a major event for someone. So, you should be willing to put your own feelings aside and congratulate her and be happy for her. I'm sure she would appreciate that.


I hope you decide to take my advice to heart! Your friend is probably very excited about being pregnant and would really be happy to hear you be enthusiastic about it. Friends should support each other.


Should I fall out with my friend because he's cheating on his girlfriend?


We were talking a couple days ago and he mentioned it.

I'm sorry that this has happened. It's understandable to feel frustrated with a friend when you feel they're making bad choices. I don't think it is your place to tell him what to do but you could probably offer a little advice instead.


Nah I'm totally going to tell him that cheating is wrong. He needs to understand that.

If you go on too strong, he might not want to listen. I know that you are upset with him but you need to get him to understand. So you need to calm down and talk to him about his choices.


I poured a shot of tequila to drink in the teacher's lounge


I took out a bottle of tequila from my teacher's lounge and drank it right there.

Drinking during work, especially as a teacher, is a bad idea. What if you get called to substitute a class? And the principal will notice that you are drunk.


Drinking at work should never happen, especially with a job involving kids.


I like to provoke verbal confrontations with uber drivers by slamming their door as hard as I can when I exit the car

Why do you want to provoke uber drivers?


I like to vent my anger with as many people as I can.

People are just trying to do their jobs so trying to force a fight is wrong. It could get you banned from using their service.


Well, you shouldn't "fuck" with people with are just doing their jobs and trying to survive.


Can I tell my step son's dad that I'm more of a father to his son than he is

Why do you think you are a better father than he is?


It is okay thinking that you are a better father to your stepson than his real father. But it is wrong to tell your stepson's real father that your are better than he is. To be the better father you should keep it to yourself.


Yeah, but I still think I'm a better father.

You can't control your thoughts, but you can control your actions. It sounds like you realize that it's better to keep your thoughts to yourself. I'm glad to hear that!


I'm thinking of distancing myself from my parents


They never do anything positive for me. All they do is make me feel crappy.

You should talk to them if you need support. They probably know how to help you, you should not push them away.


Maybe ill think about talking to them. You definitely are giving bad advice though.

I feel like yu also want to talk to tjem but you still need some pushing. So here's your push: your parents love you and want to take care of you so whatever is bugging you, talk to them so that you would find a solution.


I'm not going to let my boyfriend touch me intimately unless he gets a manicure

What is going on with your boyfriend's manicure?


I feel that when one person can't take care of themselves --it falls on the other to do everything.

It is ok to not have sex if you don't want to. You should expect a reasonable amount of hygiene from your partner before relations.


Sex is the least of my concerns and I will have sex with him if I feel like it.

That is fine then if you are sure about your choices. You are free to set the standards for what you want in a relationship.


I don't like a raccoon living under my deck so I'm going to throw it in the neighbor's pool.

Why are your choosing to get rid of the raccoon by throwing it in you neighbor's pool?


My problem is that this raccoon is so noisy at night.

Throwing an animal into a pool is wrong since there's a good chance it will drown if it can't swim properly. Instead of trying to kill the racoon, It would be best to use a no-kill trap and once captured, release the racoon in a wooded area far from your home. The raccoon will still live then and its noise will no longer bother you.


It's fine as long as being in the pool makes the problem go away.

The problem does not go away, it just transfers the issue to your neighbors instead. It would be best for you to relocate the raccoon.


i 'm having regular sex with a blind woman the sex is great but it is n't easy getting her husband 's voice right xpost - r / sickipedia

Dang, so you are acting like you are her husband?


I have issues with blind people, but I cannot help but find them sexually attractive.

Assuming that a blind woman would not be able to tell her partner apart from you is pretty disrespectful. Hopefully this did not actually happen, because if it did than you may have ruined a marriage. Hopefully you are able to understand where I am coming from with this comment.


I wan't to celebrate my birthday and no one else's.

Why don't you want to celebrate other people's birthdays?


I want presents but I don't want to give presents to others.

Celebrating your birthday is great but don't you think its a bit selfish to not want to celebrate anyone else's? Birthdays aren't about presents; they're about celebrating the birth of someone you care about. Try to think of other people more.


It's funny because when people make big deal out of their birthday and gifts, I don't care about them.

Whether other people make a big deal about their birthdays or not reacting with selfishness only makes you more isolated. Try to be happy for other people and this will open you up and help you to feel happy in turn.


I want to take things from the storage room at the grocery store that I saw while I was there.


I don't want to steal them, I just saw that they have my favorite brand in the storage room

You shouldn't take things that don't belong to you, or that are not explicitly offered for sale. Even if you intend to pay for them, you don't know if the store needed to keep that inventory for other purposes.


This is so stupid. The store is open for everyone. If I feel like buying it, I buy it.

Those things are there for a reason and I am sure you can find similar products for sale in the store. If you don't you might have to find another store that carries them.


I'm going to use my time as teacher assistant for volunteer hours.


Volunteer work is a worthy use of time. I'm not sure you should use your TA hours for other work though.


I have to put it on my ID. I already put down my time in the system.

You should do the volunteer stuff after you are done with your regular work. You won't be able to keep your job there if you don't do your duties to that job.


I don't feel like I have many friends and I'm lonely.

I understand how you feel, but you can always get some help with your situation. Talking about your problems with a professional will help you gain perspective and start fixing your life.


I don't need those mental assholes. I'll stay lonely forever.

I'd still suggest you to give it try and then you can comment if they were useful or not. If you don't want to go to therapist, you always can talk with your family.


in honor of black history month  i left my family and quit my job if you need me , i 'll be slangin weed and working on my mixtape .

Why would you make fun of blacks as all being drug dealing rappers?


Because they are all useless and they don't work and they just sit around.

Black people are not lazy and shiftless no matter your wrong-headed comments and they aren't all drug dealers and musicians either. Question your biases against blacks and the false images of them that you get from tv and movies.


I'm going to complain to my apartment building manager that it takes them too long to check-in packages to the mail room


It should be done as soon as it arrives at the mail room but it takes forever!

You are quite angry and want to complain for better service, but you can't change things just by complaining sometimes to those just doing their work as told. Offer feedback somewhere and then eventually they might look into improving things. If you complain too much they might just ignore you.


Fuck it I'm going to do this and you can't do anything about it.

You don't have to make a big deal of something as small as this. Have some patience and let them do their job as they see fit.


A lot of women who claim they are yellow are actually red, color blind mother fuckas I'm yellow tho

How do you know that women are colorblind?


We will ultimately never know for sure if folks around us are colorblind or not as we can not use each other's vision to determine colors. It's fruitless then to mark women as colorblind as in reality we don't really have a way of finding out in general beyond people just not perceiving colors in general.


I've never told my sister that she's the reason I can't have kids

Why haven't you told her she is the reason you can't have kids?


Even if you can't tell her the truth, it is okay to not have kids. Some people don't want them and some can't have them. She might understand that.


Well, you can think adopting a baby. There a lot of orphans those need home. You'll be able to give some of them a family life and you can fulfill your own desire to have kids.


My wife asked me to hand her a cleaner so she could wipe down the windows so I'm going to give her chocolate syrup.


I'm going to wait till she's asleep and then I'm going to pour it down her mouth.

Pranks are okay, but not if they are mean-spirited and it sounds like this is. Leave her alone and hand her the cleaner.


It's just a joke. She won't die or get hurt, I'll only scare her.

Still it's really unkind to her. Come up with better ideas for your prank.


How about I tell them that I'm pleased to see them again?


Yeah, whenever I see them, it makes me happy.

You sound tickled! It's good to have people you enjoy seeing in your life.


I just can't stop smiling when they're here. Should I refrain from smiling so much ?

You shouldn't have to restrain with a smile, because people feel good if they know that you like them. Life is always better with people you can care about.


Were you planning on stealing the apple?


Yes, I have a long-term plan for this apple.

I understand that you wanted to eat the apple, but you shouldn't have stolen it from your roommate. Get your own apple next time.


They had to pay for it and what happens if they get hungry later? You need to replace food you take and apologize to them.


I want to ask a student to try and meet a deadline

What kind of deadline do you want to give him?


I want to ensure that he gets an A on his paper at the end of the semester, and earns the bonus grade.

It's good to talk to your students about what you expect from them. That way they can make decisions on what to do with their schoolwork, and when it needs to be done.


You are right. When I have time, I'll talk to him.

That's great that you are ready and willing to talk to your student. However, since this sounds like an important part of your class, other students might also need to know about it, so I suggest making a brief announcement in your next session.


I've lied to all of my family and friends about my nye plans

Why did you lie to all your friends and family about your plans?


I don't want them to know I was having sex with girls behind their backs.

It can be hard to share with your loved ones if they wouldn't approve of what you are doing but it is not good to lie to them. If something happened to you, they wouldn't even know where to look for you.


Sure, they could.  However, what if they found out by calling you that you weren't doing what you said you were going to do?  Do you really want your friends fan family finding out you were lying?


You ever look at a bitch and just be like. Bitch

I don't know. Why would you say that about women?


It's obvious that they are bitches, aren't they? Listen to their ideas and speech, they are clearly stupid.

I don't think it's right to call women bitches, or to say that they're aren't intelligent, because it's not true. This sort of speech is harmful to women because it puts them down and makes it seem as though they aren't worthy of respect.


What do you think about me putting a lot of chocolate in the dog bowl outside?

That is not a good idea. Are you really going to do this?


I'm curious if the dog will eat it and if it will die.

It's not okay to experiment like that. It's wrong to purposely feed an animal something that's bad for it and is probably considered animal cruelty by the authorities.


I won't do it now since the person1s are annoying.

That's great that you are not going to do something so cruel. Feeding a dog chocolate, when you know it will hurt the dog is unacceptable.


What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket

My goodness. Why would you say something like that?


I'm not being racist, it's just my free speech so fuck off antifa scum you are oppressing me.

Your free speech happens to be very inappropriate and hateful. If this is how you feel, I think you should keep it to yourself.


It is your right, but most people don't want to hear racist jokes like that, and if you continue to say them others might look at you in an unfavorable way. I don't think it's worth it to keep saying jokes if they're going to lead to negative outcomes like that.


Do I really have to hang out with my ex-girlfriend? I'd rather to go to work.


I don't think that she wants to actually hang out with me.

If you have to work then you should go to work. It's more important to honor work commitments than it is to spend time with an ex-girlfriend who may not even want to actually spend time with you.


I was feeling uncomfortable about it, but I think you're right.

Your job is important. It would be good for you to jeopardize your work situation to do something that could be easily scheduled for another time.


I'm going to buy a 25k car without telling my gf first

Why can't you wait for your girlfriend's input?


I'm a man and I can and will do whatever the hell I want!

Well if you have shared finances it is good to include everyone in such a big decision.


You shouldn't be telling me what to do or else I will break up with her. I'm getting a car by the end of the week.

I think she should know about something so important or expensive. If you lose your job and cannot pay for it it might help to know you have a back up plan.


What's the difference between a bench, and an indigenous person? A bench can support a family

What are you trying to say about indigenous people?


I'm trying to say that indigenous people are worthless and lazy because they are poor

A person's social standing does not make them worthless. Your joke isn't funny and your words are hurtful.


What if I'm not really excited for my brother fiancee's pregnancy?

That's not good. Why would you get excited over someone's pregnancy?


I don't care about the pregnancy and I am worried about my brother.

You should be more positive. Talk to your brother about how he is feeling about starting a family.


He's going to ruin the family with this baby.

And he might not. It is okay to worry about how he is going to handle this but don't let it overwhelm you. Just help him out and it will be okay.


I don't want a mentally or physically disabled child

Why wouldn't you want a child who is disabled? It's not something you can control.


They would be so much tougher to care for

I understand why you feel that way.  I don't think anyone would specifically want to deal with that over having a healthy child.  That being said, sometimes we don't get the choice!


That's why I'm getting vasectomy to be sure nothing comes out of the wrong hole.

Well, that sounds like a good alternative, I suppose. Instead of taking a gamble with having a child, you go for a vasectomy. Also, have you thought about adopting?


What do you think about me pursuing another relationship while my girlfriend studies abroad?


I'm really bored with her, I can't think of her as an exciting person to be with

If you're 'bored' with someone, break up with them instead of cheating.


Cheating is wrong, no matter if she finds out or not. You should just end it.


I'm thinking of creating a homeless shelter to scam the poor

Why would you want to scam the poor? They're already poor.


I want to get rich by taking advantage of some mentally challenged people

You are a thief and a corrupt person. Scamming anyone, especially the unfortunate, is plain disgusting. Get a real job and earn a decent living.


It's not like the poor aren't aware of my plan.

It sounds like you are purposefully targeting people who are not capable of being aware of what you are doing. Scamming anybody is wrong, but it's even worse when you are taking advantage of people who do not have the financial or mental capacity to understand they're being taken advantage of. You should reconsider your decision and try and find other ways of making money.


How about one day, op will finally get laid and that day everything will be ok?

That's a strange thought. How are you so sure that that will happen?


Having sex is nice but there is nothing bad about not having it yet. There is nothing to be ashamed of being a virgin. Some people actually hope to be a virgin until marriage.


I have no intention on waiting until marriage. Maybe I just want sex too much.

Maybe you do but it would be okay too if you wait. People should have sex when they feel ready.


I often have dark thoughts that feel out of my control

Why are you having those dark thoughts? Is about the weather?


Yes, the sun is out and it feels warm and welcoming and I don't like it.

You shouldn't feel that way during a fine day. Seek help if you think a good weather make you feel that way.


Why is it such a big deal if good weather makes me feel bad? Can't I just not like it? Why are you trying to force your agenda on me?

What I'm trying to say is that having such dark thoughts doesn't seem normal when the days are nice outside. I believe it could be something serious, so I think you should get checked out. Having the warm sunshine on your face should always feel pleasant!


I like my coffee like I like my women. Anything but black.

What are you trying to say about black people?


Just took an example the most in demand coffee and the most hated women.

Saying black women are unwanted is hurtful to a lot of people. I think we should respect all women regardless of race. Don't you?


I accidentally ruined my girlfriend's laundry on her birthday

Oh that's a shame, how did you manage to ruin her laundry?


I was just trying to help, but I mixed up what to put in it for detergent.

It is good to want to help your partner do chores like laundry, especially on her birthday, to give her a break. You should be very careful with other people's belongings, though. Apologize to your girlfriend, and perhaps offer to buy her some new things to replace the ruined ones.


I'm just going to avoid her and make her upset.

That doesn't seem very fair to your girlfriend, does it?  It's not right for you to try and hide your mistakes from her and make her upset.  You should be up front and honest with your girlfriend about what happened.


Is it ok if I put my girlfriend's cat outside?

That depends on the reason. Why do you want to put her cat outside?


I hate cats and I don't want to deal with it.

I know you don't like your girlfriend's cat, but it's wrong to put her pet outside. The cat could run away or get injured and your girlfriend would be very upset. You have to accept the cat if you're going to stay together with your girlfriend.


Well I'm doing it anyway because I can't stand this cat. Fuck her!

Not everyone likes pets, but that's no reason to do something this mean to your girlfriend. She loves that cat and would be extremely upset if something happened to it. If you can't deal with her having this cat, you need to think about if this relationship is going to work out or not.


I'm wearing women thong underwear as a man

Is this something that you enjoy to do often?


It's the only way women will take me seriously

If you feel comfortable enough to wear such an item, more power to you. Just be aware of any social stigma you might face of you ever get caught.


I like it, its way more comfortable than regular underwear and it makes me feel more feminine.

It is perfectly ok for you to wear whatever you want to wear. Do not worry about whether the clothes are for women or men, just wear it if you like it and it fits!


I am thinking about possibly cancelling the wedding that I have planned with my fiance.

That is serious offense. Why would you do that?


I am learning about all of the numerous lies regarding his sex life.

It's pretty extreme to cancel your wedding plans for any reason. Whatever your fiance has lied about in the past, you should talk it over with him and see if you can move past it, and only if you still feel betrayed should you even think about breaking off the engagement.


I'm thinking of how I'm going to hurt him by ending things with him. He has to pay, like he did to all these girls.

If the things you are hearing about the sex life of your fiance are bad enough for you to want to call the wedding off than this is your decision. Either way, it may be a good idea to take some time before making the decision. This was your fiance's past, and all that really matters in terms of your happiness should be the present and future.


Do you think it is right if I get mad at my girlfriend for dying her hair, again?

You don't like her changing her hair color?


I really hate when she does stuff like this.

You should talk to your gf about it. If it bothers you that much, ask her to stop coloring her hair.


I guess she's allowed to do whatever even if it annoys me

You're right, but as her boyfriend you're allowed to have a preference and let her know. Just don't start a fight over a hair color.


I just left a restaurant before my meal even arrived because of my family.

What happened at the restaurant to make you want to leave?


I had a horrible fight with them and I had to leave.

I'm sure the owner of the restaurant appreciated you leaving so it didn't disrupt the other guests. Just because they're your family doesn't mean you have to tolerate their conflict.


No that's not true. They are my family and I love them enough to go through all this.

Well, that's admirable, but what I was saying was it's perfectly acceptable to leave the situation to protect yourself.


Why do black people envy Jews? Atleast Jews have a one star rating.

Are you making fun of blacks or Jews? I don't understand what you mean by this star rating system.


You know the star rating they give on yelp and these places where they judge businesses, so I am implying that they don't like Jews (because they rate them low).

This is being unfair to both jews and blacks as both don't deserve to be likened to being in the bottom of society. Jews and blacks pay taxes, vote, and fight in the military like the rest of us so it's not just to be demeaning them to the bottom of the barrel in jokes.


I don't know what you are saying. I just wanted to know why they envy Jews.

Black people have plenty to be proud of and may have great roles in society. You need to stop stereotyping a race like that.


I'm thinking of telling my best friend his long time married crush wishes she were with him? It can be a dick move because he's now moving on and hearing this can set him back.

Do you think this is going to be better for him?


Yes, I don't want my friend to be miserable.

It is good that you want to help your friend be happy but you shouldn't set him back on a path where he might be unhappy later on if it doesn't work out. He will resent you for putting him on that path.


Nah, he will be grateful. I'm the friend that listens, I'm the one that helps and I'm the one that tells the truth.

Okay, but you should be there for him if things do go like he hopes.


how do we know that jesus wasn't born in mexico ? because he 'd never have been able to find wise men and a virgin. That's pretty funny right?

Are you really trying to downplay Mexicans right now?


It is just my own experience but Mexicans look really stupid and all promiscuous.

I think what you just said is from a bad stereotype. Not all Mexicans are promiscuous and stupid. That's just a silly generalization.


well they just look like they are! I can't help but notice this because they pop up to me all the time.

Having these views on Mexican people is extremely ignorant towards them. Mexicans have done a lot for society and have a very rich culture. You should do some research into them.


What do you think about me stealing my friend's underwear at a sleepover?


I was mad at him for being so full of himself.

I mean, it's just his underwear but you shouldn't take things that don't belong to you. Tell him he's pompous, but give his undies back!


I don't remember, but I'm sure I had my reasons.

Stealing is wrong and it's even worse if you take someone's underwear. It's best to avoid taking things that do not belong to you or people will not trust you.


Religion is a lot like sex You should not force it on kids.

Do you think religion is bad for children?


Your parents or teachers shouldn't tell you what to believe in.

I do agree with you that religion shouldn't be forced to the kids, but I feel like what you're wrong in doing is how parents are to be blamed in this one. The parents are raising their children and if they do want their children to have the same religion as they are then it is of their own choice and responsibility and unfortunately we would not have any say on it. If you have kids your own, I suggest that you do your best to let them choose their religion so that we can have a better society.


We don't blame the parents. Blame their lack of education on how important their own religion is. I'm pro-human rights.

I think it should be up to the child and the parent to decide if religion is right for them.


Because I'm a simple man and it's good beer

If you are legal age then it's good to enjoy a beer every once in awhile. Everyone has their own brand of choice.


I drink it because I didn't know it was also a code term for gay people who look like they want to be thugs

That doesn't necessarily make the consumption of it wrong. You should drink what you enjoy and not worry about any conceptions of it. Don't worry about what others think and do what you want.


Femoids are hypocrites. They can be ugly as a bat, be a midget, and have a personality as boring as a rock, and still get laid


No, I'm saying they can always have sex and should therefore not complain.

I'm sure you and many others wish they could always have sex. But that shouldn't be projected onto an entire gender.


It appears you're making it look easier for girls and that's not true. You should talk to girls to understand the fact that they can not always have sex.


She says she's very sick, so I'm going to decline the date.

What about her being sick makes you want to decline?


I'm an unlucky guy. If she's sick, then I'm going to get sick.

It is reasonable to cancel a date if someone is sick. You should just be honest about it and reschedule it for a later date.


Not going on a date with someone who is sick is absolutely the correct decision and I'm sure she'll understand. Your health is important and putting it at risk because of a date would be wrong.


I missed Vickie so I looked her up on the internet

Is there something specific you missed about Vickie?


Her eyes looked like something out of this world.

I think that's a very relatable feeling. We've all gone down a rabbit hole looking at the social media of people that we used to know or be close to.


And if this leads to reconnecting with her, that's cool that you went to look her up. Just don't be a stalker if she's not interested in talking to you any more.


I want to tell my sister that her daughter is not special but normal

Why would you want to do that? What does she treat her in that way?


I think she is using it as an excuse to abuse her daughter, she can be really cruel.

It is wrong to be cruel to kids and neglect them if you think they are special. You should report it to CPS because it is a crime to not report child abuse.


It's not a big deal, don't get me wrong. She's only acting like a normal parent.

Being cruel to children is not normal, even if it is emotional abuse it can really mess a kid up. Please look out for your niece and maybe talk with your sister about this.


I'm going to hang out with my friend without another friend who said she didn't want to go

Why are you hanging out with just one friend? How will your other friend feel about that?


I dont know how she will feel about it, but I'm going to go anyway.

If you want to hang out with your friend, you should feel free to do that. But if your other friend will be hurt by your actions, you should consider why she feels that way and see what you can do to help her.


I'm not going to spend much time with her so there is no problem.

If your friend didn't want to go, it is fine to go without her. However, it is rude to exclude her otherwise.


There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there.

I am not sure what you mean about black people with that comment. How would you feel if I said something like that?


It shouldn't be objectionable for you, you should laugh about it. I tell ya, black people deserve what they get.

Black people are deserving of life just as much as everyone else and it's inappropriate to joke about black people being lynched. Lynching was the result of racist thinking against black people and is a stain on the history of the United States. Instead of trivializing such a tragedy, why not take the time to learn from history and ensure that such racist thinking is eliminated so that the world can be made better and more equal for everyone?


I feel guilty because it was partly my fault that my sister died in my arms


I selfishly sent her home from a party after being wasted.

I get that you feel bad, but I do not think that it your fault. You should have watched after her just a little but closer though.


It is my fault. I was grossly irresponsible.

I understand feeling guilty, but you can't let that guilt overwhelm you.


How many concentration camps were there during World War II? Apparently not enough.

I feel uncomfortable talking so negatively about Jewish people. Did you intend to make such a comment about the Holocaust?


Yes, I'm saying that another Holocaust of the Jews is what everyone wants.

Jewish people have the same rights to life as everyone and it's not appropriate to make jokes referencing how Jewish people were killed in WW II or how that Hitler did not go far enough. Doing so is very emotionally hurtful to Jewish people as it evokes the trauma that many Jewish families suffered during the Holocaust. I think it would be a good idea to visit the Holocaust Memorial Museum so that you can learn more about the Holocaust and how its effect on Jewish people persists to this day.


Do you think I should try to help my cousin have a normal high school experience


I want to help her not be disappointed. I've always been there for her

That is very kind of you to want to help your cousin with their high school experience. Although it's expected that family members help each other, this is not always possible. It's wonderful that you can help her through this.


It's easy since we go to the same school.

I think it's great that you're helping her. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.


why are black people so loud ? because they think we ca n't hear them

You may want to take this down or explain how black people are so loud to you and why. I am not sure I get your point.


I'm just saying black people are inconsiderate loud idiots.

The name calling here and your blantant opinions of black people are not always correct in this context, I have known many blacks who are rather quiet and reserved. Black people matter and have feelings. I think you should be more attentive to the feelings of everyone and not just you.


I'm going to kick my friend out of my apartment

Is there something wrong with your friend being in the apartment?


Yes, he is ruining my apartment with his presence

That's not a good reason to kick a friend out. You should have a better reason than that if you want to kick someone out.


He's using me, he calls me all the time, comes over and he doesn't help with the bills.

Well it sounds like that relationship might be a bit abusive. You can remove him but you need to tell them that you feel used. You can't leave any doubt in his mind why he needs to go.


I don't want to go see my girlfriend's parents over the summer

Why don't you want to visit your girlfriend's parents?


I doubt they would like to meet me, they hate me and my girlfriend tells me they think I'm a bad influence.

It must be tough to hear that they think you're a bad influence. Did something happen for them to think that way?


I can't change. It's not my fault they hate me.

How about a compromise? You can visit them and let them see the real you, not the person they're making assumptions about in their own head.


I'm angry with Carol so I'm going to travel to Florida to kill her.

What a horrible thing to say. Why would you travel to another state to kill someone?


Making a joke about killing someone is never acceptable. Murder is not funny and you should never make a joke about it.


Joking about killing someone isn't smart. What if something were to happen to them? You'd be at the top of list of suspects and if innocent, you'd waste a lot of the authorities time.


I want to leave my wife after agreeing to make it work

Why would you leave her anyway after promising you would make it work?


She's constantly putting me down, she hates my family, she's mental etc

It sounds like you have a valid reason to want out of the marriage. She failed to live up to her side of the agreement by continuing to disrespect you. You probably should move on, so you can be happier in life.


She is a bitch as I deserve someone better.

You may deserve someone better but it is incredibly problematic that you have called her a "bitch" as that is not a nice term to call a person, specially your wife. If you think it will not work out between you two, then you should say so and file a proper divorce. That way you can both move on and find someone that can make you both happy.


I'm thinking of selling a taco after recording myself licking it.

Thats gross. Do you really think there is a market for used licked tacos?


I'm in my mid 20s, I'm in my second year of college, but I'm still poor.

That is disgusting to do. You shouldn't sell anyone anything that has had your mouth on it. You should be honest with people and not try and spread germs or disease.


No ones going to want to buy a used, old licked taco. Why not just apply for a job around your college if you need money? It's better than degrading yourself by licking food and selling it to strangers.


I'm a married man with 2 children and in my 40s. I also have a 20-year younger boyfriend.

How did you come to have two major relationships at the same time?


I had both relationships at the same time since before marriage.

Oh my goodness, you are leading such a secret life, and not a very good one. The secret has to spill eventually, and it's going to hurt your wife and kids so much that the man in the house is gay or bisexual and cheating. You should end your relationship without telling them to avoid hurting them.


You are joking, right? We are in the 21st century and everyone is open minded.

Even in the 21st century it is not good to cheat on your spouse. It will hurt them and make it hard for them to trust others. You should just end the relationship and be honest with them both.


Whats the difference between a white women and a black women? Ones the cover of playboy and the others the cover of national geographic.


You probably are just telling a joke right now and I understand the want to tell a good joke, but have you ever stopped to think how this might make others feel? How would you feel if you were compared to an animal?


I like to stay clean as much as possible.

I understand that want to keep your hands clean.  However, you can just wash your hands when you are done.


Yeah but what if I can't escape the dirty.

I'd suggest getting comfortable with the idea of getting your hands dirty from time to time.  Otherwise it'll prevent you fro doing things that are exciting from time to time!


I'm thinking of cranking my Sub Woofers with my girlfriend's son in the car. Think that will be an eye opener for anyone?

Oh wow, I am in shock now hearing this. How old is the kid, only 4? Do you think your girlfriend will care?


She is always up for a little family bonding.

Part of the responsibility of watching someone's child is that you respect the parent's wishes for how they are raised. Try not to do anything that your girlfriend would not approve of.


If she disapproves, regardless if the child loves the volume, it is for a specific reason of looking out for the child. You should be that way too, do you want to make the kid deaf? The kid has sensitive eardrums that could be affected.


I'm going to have dcf called on my parents

What are you calling dcf on your parents?


I tried many times to talk to them about it, but they just wouldn't listen

Your family should support your needs. You should contact other people if you need help talking with your parents.


What if they don't listen then? My parents are old, they don't understand anything.

If your parents aren't willing to help you, then seek out other family members or friends who would be willing to lend you a hand. Of course, if you are being neglected or abused, you should contact PCF immediately.


I'm thinking of taking money from my brothers paypal account.

Are you worried that you upset your brother if you do that?


I'm not really sure it's fair to take money from him.

It can be tempting to take money that is easily accessible to you, but if that money doesn't belong to you then you need to leave it alone. Particularly if the money belongs to family, then you're likely to ruin your relationship if you steal from them. If you're desperate for money, then try asking your brother instead of stealing from him.


It's over $100 for a mouse and I want to play a new game that costs $60. I don't see why he needs the money.

You never know what he was planning on spending the money on and the biggest factor is that it is not yours to take. You need to find other ways to make money, maybe get a job somewhere.


I saw someone buying a chair today, so now I'm thinking of getting one.

What about them buying a chair made you want one?


If you do something, people around you will also often be inspired. This is the way our society works.

So you're saying other people's buying habits influence your own? If you've got the money and it's not an unnecessary expense, I think it's okay to get inspiration from others on what to buy.


It's not something I usually do, but now that I watch others, I've changed my purchasing behaviors.

If you can afford it and you really want it, then that makes sense. Most people just wouldn't spend money they don't have on a thing that they didn't need.


I'm thinking of refusing to pay back my sister the rest of the money I stole from her because she's now married to a super rich man

Doesn't seem quite fair to keep her money though. Why did you rob your sister that seems really mean?


Deep down I have always been a really mean person.

It is wrong to steal and not pay it back. You could get caught and go to jail or ruin your relationship.


What if I say my sister crossed a line and I'm so mean that I'm not paying it back for all the suffering I've been through.

Then you'd be making up a lie to excuse yourself for not paying it back. That's still wrong. Just set up some kind of payment schedule with her, and get it paid back.


What if I like seeing people hurt? Sorry pls don't judge

That doesn't seem good. Why do you like seeing people hurt?


I was hurt, teased and sometimes even physically abused in my childhood.

I'm sorry you were abused when you were a child. But that doesnt mean you have right to to do the same to other people. It's wrong you like to see people in pain.


You don't get it! I just get pleasure when other people hurt like I did!

But it is not good to feel pleasure with other people's pain. You should seek help to deal with your trauma and stop hurting others.


I'm working a job I hate to please my parents

That is a shame. Why do you work a job you hate?


I'm a very unhealthy person, indulging in bad habits and take drugs.

You should always try to honor your parents and respect their wishes, but keep an open mind and do what you think is best. If you're unhappy with your current situation, talk to your parents and see if you can come to a reasonable compromise.


Nah, I'm going to do whatever I want, screw them.

It is not a nice thing for you to have such an aggressive attitude about your parents. Don't you want to consider putting your parents' wishes above your own?


I'm going to tell my gf I'm upset that she told my best friend that she loves him

Why do you think that you need to bring it up?


It is an awkward situation that my gf loves my best friend and I'm not very fond of it.

I think that maybe they were just trying to get your attention. I think that you should talk to them because it is not okay that they said something knowing that it was just going to upset you.


Unless they give me a reason, I'm gonna cheat.

I wouldn't do that to your partner even if she is making you upset. I would try and communicate your feelings to her. It's wrong to say something you know will upset a partner.


What do black dads and drunk drivers have in common? They are both guilty of a hit and run

What an unsettling joke! What are you implying about black people?


In my opinion black men are bad fathers who don't stay with their children

There are many black men who do take good care of their children. We should not boil down black men to one trait that is untrue.


Ha, true. But everyone is saying that it's true.

Most people actually understand that the opposite is true. The majority of black men take great care of their children. Telling a joke like this only spreads the false stereotype around.


I like my women how I like my bread. Sliced up and in a bag.

Do you really think of women that way? Do you mean any of this?


Yes, women are only slightly above from being objects. They are good at being a housewife, that's it. They should be kept under control, lest they do mundane things.

Women are just as capable as men and it's not appropriate to think that they are no better than objects and that their lives aren't as valuable. Making jokes about how expendable women are reinforces misogynist thinking and makes it more difficult for women to live their lives without facing discrimination. Since there are women in your life that you care about, such as your mother, why not be more positive towards women and be an ally to them?


There is no point in talking to you, you have a closed mind. Stop reading this chat.

You are saying that all women deserve to be murdered, and you think that I am closed minded? That is kind of interesting, why do you feel that way? I would imagine most people would think that you are being terrible and not want to spend time with you.


What's the difference between a fat Jew and a lean Jew? The fat Jew burns longer.


Your joke implies that the jews are defined by being killed en masse. This is dangerous as it marks them as the first ethnic group to be targeted by someone wanting to commit genocide. This puts folks in danger where originally there was none.


I'm going to lie about my boyfriend's age

Why would you lie about your boyfriend's age?