Do you think it's alright if I refuse to go to church?


Church is boring; the rituals are dull, I don't see how anyone can find any logic in it.

That's a very thoughtful response!  You're entitled to say no to going to any sort of service like that that you don't believe in.  People should be free to practice, or not practice, whatever faith they want.


It makes sense that if you're person1ing your belief in god that you wouldn't want to go to church. I think it's reasonable that you take some time to figure out what you think.


I'm planning to drive my father to the strip club after he has a heart attack.

That doesn't make sense. You should take him to a hospital if he has a heart attack.


I won't take any action and I will just let him have the heart attack

You should take care of your parents. It's wrong to do something that could be a detriment to your fathers health.


My father is a stupid asshole. I'm just waiting on that heart attack.

I'm sorry you're mad at your dad, but you should care for your parents, not do things that harm them.


Do you think it's okay for me to sign the consent form for my daughter to have plastic surgery?

What is the reasoning behind her plastic surgery?


Plastic surgery can be helpful if someone has had an accident or an illness that affects their appearance, and parents are expected to help their children in these situations. However, it is not helpful to tell your daughter that she's ugly, and that she needs to change the way she looks.


Don't tell me what to do. I don't believe in that crap.

You shouldn't think your child is ugly. She will face enough unfair judgement from the world about her looks, but she should be able to feel like her parent sees more than that. How would you feel if she was hurt because of what you thought about her?


I don't want to work at my parents supermarket

Do you have another type of job in mind to replace it?


I've struggled with work and I don't want to fail my parents.

You can always ask your parents for help about work. By doing that, maybe they'll see a different side of you.


I'm going to get fired and then I'll get blamed for everything.

I'm sure your parents are proud of you no matter how you do with working right now! I believe you shouldn't be afraid of them, and to ask help when you need it. You are still young and are learning, they will understand.


Just won Jenga 10 times. I love visiting Parkinson's rehab center :)

Are you making fun of people with Parkinson's?


Disabled people face many unique challenges within our society, and joking about them only serves to reinforce the stereotype that they are incapable. Consider how you would feel if people joked about you for a trait you had no control over, and try to be more conscientious about the remarks you make about disabled people in the future.


what is the difference between iron man and iron woman ? one is a superhero other one is a command

What are you implying about women by asking such a person1?


A women's place is tending to the house.

This is a very patriarchal view on the roles people of different genders should play in society. It is a view that's gross and severely outdated.


I'm going to let my cousin's power go out


I'm tired of having to do things for people who don't appreciate it

When people are ungrateful towards your kindness, it can definitely aggravate you. Let the power go out and have them realize what's important.


No, I think I'm going to make her do more errands for me.

It is frustrating to not be appreciated and it is okay to be aggravated by it. It is good that you found a solution in having her run errands for you in order to pay you back for the electricity payment.


I'm more likely to do things if it's contrary to people who annoy me.

Why do you want to do things that are contrary to people that annoy you?


Well for instance, If they are strict, I try to be be more lenient.

It can be hard to deal with people that have opposing views from you. However, always going out of your way to do the opposite of what someone does will cause you to appear contradictory and argumentative. It's best to just follow the values that you have.


So I should do the opposite of what I think is right just to make it easier for people? I don't think so.

It's unhealthy to put too much focus on the actions of others. If they are not harming you in someway, it's best to just focus on your own actions.


This new meme of things turning to ashes is horrible. It was way better when Germany did it in the 1940s.

I don't think that's appropriate. Why would you mock the Holocaust?


There's nothing funny about the millions of people who were killed and suffered during the Holocaust. Trivializing that event is offensive to the families of those who suffered during it.


I'm just saying Hitler had a few good points. His idea of genocide and sterilizing non-pure people was a good one.

Even if you are joking about genocide and agreeing with Hitler, that's not a thing you should say. Advocating for murdering or sterilizing people who you see as "non-pure" is horrible. Everyone has a right to live regardless of the color of their skin or their beliefs.


I want my university to close because of the weather.


I have a big test tomorrow and I haven't studied enough.

You shouldn't expect the weather to save you from having to take a test tomorrow. It's important to study for tests in advance so you're prepared and confident. Not studying is only going to cause problems.


Man I'm still going to fail. The university should have let us reschedule the test if I ask the dean.

No, you need to take responsibility and make time to study. You should get off here and study ASAP.


I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. Not to sound insensitive, but they're something you can't change, so try to accept them.


I hate hearing that. If you knew me more you would understand.

If you do not feel good about them do you think talking with a therapist might help you? You could also look into prosthetics, I heard of a woman who makes them for free to those with facial trauma.


I don't want to be part of a work rpogram I was forced into and finding every excuse to not go

Does it annoy you that you are being forced to go to this program?


Yes, I was really annoyed when I had to do things that weren't in my plans.

It sounds like this must be something important if they're requiring you to go.  You don't want to let your employer down when it comes to important stuff like this, or you might find yourself out of a job.  Be a bit more flexible!


The job is stupid and I don't need it. I'm an adult and I tell myself what I need to do. I don't like people who try to control me.

While it may not be something that you want to do, it is important that you do your best to go. Your job is counting on you and trusting you to do what you need to do, so simply not going is violating this trust. You always want your employee to be able to count on you if you want to move up in the company at some point.


What would you think of me wanting to cut myself?


It is wrong to hurt your self when you are already hurting. You should get professional help before it spirals out of control and you regret it.


I don't know, I just enjoy hurting myself too much to stop.

Self-harming won't solve the underlying problem and will just distract you momentarily, and besides you could cause yourself more health issues if you do it. You should find a therapist or call a hotline so you can deal with your depression in a healthier way.


I really don't like my mother's boyfriend and I'm angry with everyone in my house that thinks he's fine.

Why are you angry at your family for accepting your mother's boyfriend?


Because they don't see how bad he is for her.

You should talk to your family and express your concerns about your mother's boyfriend. See if they agree with you or can convince you that he's fine. Being angry with your family won't help to alleviate your concerns.


It will be a waste of time, they won't listen to me.

You should still try to talk with them and work this out. You don't want to have feelings of resentment between you and your family over your mom's boyfriend.


I skipped class for 3 whole days in high school and got away with it

Wow, what a feat. How did you get away with missing three days?


I missed the class to avoid the in school suspension. It was in second year of high school, but in third year I decided not to skip the class again.

Your education is of utmost importance. It should be a given that you will attend school everyday that it is in session.


I just wanted to tell you then that skipping for no reason can harm your education progress. What if you happened to miss more of those? I believe from now on it would be better to keep going to school and really relishing in your days off!


I'm going to tell my sister-in-law her new laptop gift was a bad purchase and to go return it

What is your reason for thinking it was a bad gift.


Because it's the worst laptop I've ever seen, I don't even know how it can be called a laptop.

A laptop is a very expensive gift to give someone and they must have put a lot of thought into it. It might not be what you like or wanted but it is not okay to tell your sister in law to return it. You should thank her and save up money for one that you actually like.


How am I supposed to thank someone for a laptop knowing that I don't like it?

Because it is the thought that counts. And the thought is that your sister in law thought about what you would like or need and got you one. It is not perfect but not all gifts are. It is good to appreciate that people thought about you and wanted to get you something as a gift.


I didn't eat the last piece of chicken today because putting the dish back in the fridge was easier than rinsing it out and making room in the dishwasher.

Why not just wash the dish and enjoy the chicken?


You should have just washed it. You'll have to do it eventually, might as well do it sooner than later.


You have to wash your dirty dishes. You are really just making it harder on yourself if you wait because the dish gets dirtier.


I want to volunteer to share a room with my friend on a class trip even though I have a girlfriend

This sounds a bit shady. Where are you going and what kind of a trip is it?


A trip to the beach with the purpose of making sand sculptures

I think it's fine for you to share a room with someone that you just consider friends, but I would make sure that you don't do anything that your girlfriend would find inappropriate. I also would recommend that you talk to your girlfriend about it, and make sure that she would feel comfortable with you sharing a bed with a different person.


Nah, I'm not telling my gf about any of this. She doesn't need to know.

Your gf will be upset if she finds out that you shared a room with another girl on your school trip, and it's not correct for you to do this, nor hide it from her. Think how you would feel if your gf shared a room with another guy.


I just got out of a longish relationship and really want to have sex with lots of girls.

I'm sorry to hear about your breakup. Why are you looking for sex so soon after your last relationship?


I am looking forward to new adventures, sexual satisfaction and an exciting new phase in my live.

Every person is different, and if you feel you are ready to have sex after ending your long relationship then you are free to do so. Some people find that they are not ready to move on to another person that soon, and that is ok as well.


My needs come first. Since it is my life I am doing whatever I want with it.

It's perfectly normal to want to make sure your own needs are met. If you start harming other people just to satisfy your own desires though, that's a problem. Make sure you treat everyone with respect and don't try to take advantage of people just to have sex with them.


You'll think this is funny, I grabbed a white lab coat and pretended to be a doctor and talked to patients in the hospital.

I don't really think that's funny! What did you tell the patients?


I mostly just asked them how they felt and told them they would be fine.

Pretending to be a qualified medical professional when you are not a qualified medical professional is very bad, illegal, and highly unethical. Accept who you are and other people will accept it too.


I just did it to brighten their day, no one was harmed.

Pretending to be a doctor is very serious. Those patients trusted you and they would be very upset to find out you were lying to them. Please think about how confused they would feel if they found out you were not really a doctor.


I want to stomp on a girls apple and make her clean it up

Why would you want to step on a girl's apple?


You should not harass or bully other people just to entertain yourself. Instead, you should talk to someone about the things that are hurting you and causing you to be cruel to others.


My bad, I never thought that this could be seen as harassment or bullying.

Hurting someone emotionally also constitute to harassment or bullying. I'm glad that you realized it now. I hope you won't use other people for your own amusement in the future.


I had that giant box of packing peanuts and nothing to do with it, so I poured them all over the lawn.

Really, littering? Why would you pour packing peanuts all over the lawn?


Because, I used the packing peanuts in the place of the shredded paper.

It's kind of silly to do that. Also, have you considered the wind because packing peanuts are lightweight which means it's going to get blown all over the place and onto other people's property? Your neighbors are going to flip out and call the police on you.


Who gives a damn about them or the police for that matter? It's better to toss it out here in the city, because it's going to end up dumped in the forest if I don't do this.

And now it will end up littering the city instead of the forest. Urban wildlife might eat it and get sick, or it could build up piles of trash in places where it won't decompose, or it could even be blown out of the city into the forest. Wouldn't it be better to bag it up and put it in the garbage or recycle so it doesn't make a mess?


What do you think about me manipulating my friend into telling me things she doesn't want to?

Why do you feel like you have to manipulate her?


Manipulating your friends is wrong. She will be able to tell if you're manipulating her, and then she will resent you and not tell you anything.


I'll play it off so that she think it's a game.

Working your friends over with deceit is wrong. If you want to know the truth then simply ask your friend to tell you without all the manipulation.


Why would you be attracted to your nephew?


I'm overly attached to him and he's great as a son. I love my niece as well as him

Having a crush on your nephew is not appropriate. I think you should do your best to forget about these feelings, and focus your attention somewhere else.


I understand what you're saying, but his looks are irrelevant. Having a crush on a family member, especially on someone as close as your nephew, is inappropriate. It might be best to avoid contact with him for some time.


I'm thinking of adding cockroaches to the cookies I'm baking.

I want to ask you why, but I don't know if I really want to hear the person2.


I think they're a good ingredient because of the protein that's in them and I think people should get out of their comfort zone and try something new.

The people you give these cookies to will be really grossed out by this. They will not appreciate you for giving them something with cockroaches or any insect as an ingredient. It's wrong to use an ingredient most people would be uncomfortable with and not inform them.


I do what I want, I'm gonna add cockroaches.

If they find out what your doing, you will lose a lot of friends and everyone's trust in you. Anyone who has an adverse reaction could sue you for damages and likely win in civil court. While it's true some cultures eat insects out in the wild, cockroaches are notoriously unsanitary and many people are allergic to them.


I'm going to mislead my friends when they ask me to proofread things

Why are you going to mislead your friends?


I just want to upset them and have fun at their expense

Sometimes I want to play pranks with my friends as well, that's healthy and that's how you should spend time with their friends. However, they have given you a very serious thing to do and careers and livelihood of other people are dependent on what they were asking help from, so I don't think it's appropriate for you to make fun of the situation or to incorrectly do the proofreading assignment that was given to you.


This is a very selfish and petty action to make with your friends who need your help. Try to find something else, like a hobby, to entertain yourself.


I want to know what measures the school is taking to protect us against transmissible diseases.

If you are unsure about what treatment you are getting, there is no problem with asking person1s. You should go in and learn as much as you need to so you can feel comfortable about your health.


Well I'm certainly not going to person1 the free service.

Well yeah, you don't have to pay the school nurse to give you information. It's great that you're being so inquisitive about the safety of your health.


Why do you think your teacher likes you?


She has been very nice to me and she only shows interest in me.

There is nothing wrong with that. Just make sure you won't do anything stupid that can make you both end up in jail.


What are you talking about? Shes not that good looking.

Oh okay, looks like the feelings are not the same for you. I was worried you might do something to make it a relationship later on down the line. I'm relieved now.


I want to cut off contact with a friend and the widow of a late friend because they're dating now


It's just too weird to see them together.

It is not good to ignore friends and there is no need for you to do that. Everyone should be mature enough to handle the situation.


No, they are way too happy. I can't stand the thought of them being happy together.

I'm sure it's weird to see this new pair together, but you should be happy that your friend's widow has been able to find happiness after such a sad time. It's good to support friends through change, not cut them off.


I ended up kicking the soccer ball at a small baby.


The baby is too small to kick the ball, which is why I kicked it.

It was wrong to kick the ball at the baby, he could have gotten hurt. You should explain it to the parents as an accident to clear up any misunderstandings.


I do not think you are going to go to jail, however you will have to person2 to an angry parent. You really need to be careful with what you do around babies since they can be so fragile. Next time, pick the ball up and carry it over instead.


A man opens fire on a church in Sutherland Springs, TX and ridicule the victims!

That's horrible, can you tell me more about what happened there?


There is nothing to explain, it is simply a joke about the left and their political agenda.

These events are reported on in a bipartisan manner so it's not right to say that these shootings are used as stepping stones for politics. Politicians ultimately care very much about the welfare of their country since it is a place that they themselves live in too.


All you are doing is repeating more beliefs.

I'm not trying to be repetitive on this matter. I'm just basically trying to say that trivializing the harm that victims face in a shooting isn't the right way to get your opinion across.


I spent all of my wife's hard earned savings to buy a sportscar.

That's not cool. That's not your money. Don't you care about your wife?


I know my wife loves me because she just paid for my sportscar.

You shouldn't spend someone else's money. Your wife would not want you spending her money without her premission.


I try to put my best foot forward, but she doesn't seem to care, so, I took her savings.

I understand that you may feel underappreciated by your wife, but her bank accounts belong to her and she has the sole right to choose what to do with the money in them. Spending her money on a sportscar was a real bad move and she may not forgive you for it.


It's okay to take a personal day off from work. We all need to focus on self-care and rejuvenating ourselves from time to time.


I think I'm going to give some half-ass effort to my job.

While I get the desire to not give it your all 100% of the time, you shouldn't do half effort, as you might risk losing your job if your employer notices your poor performance. It also makes the jobs of your coworkers more difficult.


This wedding conversation between my friends is so wrong.

Does the bride and groom have any doubts about it too?


They have no clue what they sound like and are talking about.

You are eavesdropping on a wedding convo, but that is being quite nosy. You have to mind your business and do your chores, let the wedding couple think for themselves on everything. You will be behind on your household chores by paying too much attention to their personal conversation.


Is this crazy or what? I can't believe they are talking about this in such loud voices.

Have you asked the to keep their conversation private? You wouldn't want anyone to hear it and get upset right?


I'm becoming increasingly more uncomfortable around white women

Why do white women make you uncomfortable?


Have you even given them a chance? It seems bad to hate women of a certain race.


Fuck off! My opinion and emotions are more important than facts.

Racism isn't cool, you wouldn't like someone being racist to you.  Also, no one would claim their emotions are more important than facts.


What a girl means when she rejects you. "I have assessed your genes to be too subhuman quality for my womb"

Are you really generalizing woman as them only dating the most physically attractive man they could find?


Well basically, it means that women are harder to have sex with because they've got very high standards.

When women choose dating partners it's based on many different characteristics, not just looks. Women are not all shallow and just choosing partners based on looks. There are many examples of women married to less attractive men.


Women are the shallowest beings, they follow the herd and rarely have minds of their own.

I still disagree with you, like I said you should not generalize women like this. I know many women in my life that choose a partner based on a multitude different characteristics.


Nothing, they are still alive but they were ok with it. I want the best for my sister and that is with me.

Sounds like you and your parents all want what is right for your sister and the family, that is great to hear.


You don't understand my family, I'm her real parent in that I was the one that raised her, they were absent a lot.

If everyone involved agrees on the situation, it sounds like you are doing more for your sister than some parents. Good for you for being there when she needed you.


My deaf grandpa never notices when I take his coins. So, I'm gonna stop by and visit him real soon.

That's horrible! When are you planning on visiting him?


Probably tomorrow, but at least sometime this week.

It is not good to visit your grandpa just to steal his money. It will make him feel like he is not important but his money is. It will hurt him and your family will be upset with you.


Actually it's okay since he's pretty rich. Besides, he never notices anyways, like I said.

Even if he is rich and doesn't notice, it's still wrong to steal money from him. That's his money and he earned it. Don't you think you will feel guilty knowing that you are taking advantage of your grandfather's hearing problem in order to get some extra money?


It might sound bad, but I want to ask my ex-wife to cool it with the cancer talk.

I'm not sure about that, why do you want to ask her that?


It makes me sad, she wants attention that's all

I know that talking about cancer is sad and you do not want to hear about it. But you should not tell your ex wife what she can talk about. You should have more compassion towards her.


It's okay to set boundaries around communication with your ex-wife if you need to. But you shouldn't try and dictate what she talks about. Maybe you can suggest she discuss her cancer with someone closer to her?


He cheated on me and now we're considering divorce

It's perfectly reasonable to be mad at someone who has wronged you. You should divorce him if he did cheat on you.


I'm not really filing for divorce, I'm just using that to play with his head.

If you are not going to divorce him, you should clear the air. Playing games is not the solution to your marital problems. Just be honest with each other.


She's too opinionated and rude. She also smokes, which I hate being around.

She sounds pretty unpleasant. I think it's okay to avoid her sometimes. But it's also mean to avoid older relatives who may be lonely, so try to visit every once in a while.


I'll do my best to try to visit once in a while.

It's good you're going to make the effort to try to visit once in a while. She will appreciate this and you'll have your space of not being there all the time.


I'm bummed out about my vacation at my wife's family's home

Could you tell me why the vacation is making you so upset?


I keep thinking about my wife's family and how we do not get along well.

It's understandable that you would want to avoid spending time with family members that you do not get along with. Instead of feeling bummed out, talk to your wife about how you feel. This will help her to understand how the vacation is affecting you.


I'm going to try but she'll get pissed of and I'm just not going to talk to her about this.

Well you don't have to suck it up, and if you decide to not want to spend time with her family then that is completely valid. I am sure that she would understand seeing as how you seem to all not get along.


Since this year they launched the iPhone 8/X I'm looking forward to see 9/11 next year

That's not a nice joke to make about 9/11 terror attacks.


It wasn't a joke, but you know how it is : everyone are fools, everyone are sheep for the slaughter.

It isn't good to joke about the victims of terror attacks. You should should rescind the joke.


My ex is so needy, I'm tired of it and I'm going to tell to tell her off.


She's really annoying me and I'm sick of it. We're not dating and I've had enough of her nonsense.

It sounds like the two of you have some serious issues to work on. Tell her how you feel without being too harsh. She needs to understand that she's crossing your boundaries and you're not happy with her.


I can't stand her and I really don't care about her feelings.

I'm sure you're upset, but it would be good to talk to her in a kind way and help her to understand the situation. Just explain that you two are no longer dating and you are not interested in having a relationship with her anymore.


I turned on the radio looking for something to keep me awake

Is that why you turned the radio up so loud?


No, I'm tired of listening to psychopaths on the street

It's understandable to want to find a way to keep yourself from falling asleep while driving, but if you truly feel like you're going to pass out then you should pull over instead. If you end up still falling asleep you could end up in an accident where you harm yourself or other. You could end up getting some else killed.


No way, i'm really tired and I might drive off a cliff or something.

If you are that tired, I think that the best solution is to park somewhere and find somewhere to rest. Driving while drowsy can be just as dangerous as driving drunk.


I'm new to this site looking for pure females in or around princeton, ky. THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY.

What makes you think colored people are not pure?


Because they are brown, my experience tells me all these latino men bring in dirt, you know like dirt rapists. You can't trust browns.

Skin tone has no relevance to how "pure" someone is. Everyone is born as they are with no more innocence or evilness built into them.


If you were born purple I would assume you're a freak but since you're brown I assume you a rapist.

Have you ever done research into the horrible atrocities whites have done to others? It's foolish to assume any race is pure based off skin color. All races have terrible and good people and you shouldn't generalize everyone due to skin color.


I used to write love letters when I got home about her


I wrote a lot of love letters because that's the only way to express my feeling for her.

As long as she feels the same way, it can be really nice to share how you feel with someone. If she didn't know, it can be cathartic to just express yourself, even if she never sees the letters.


I wrote the letters mainly for myself as catharsis.

Even if they were for you, I hope she appreciated them as well. I'm sure they were nice.


I am greta thunberg and I have news for you goyim! You will eat bugs and live in pod shares! Don't you dare say no!!!!

I would like to know more about why you're being so rude and aggressive.


You fucking goyim you do whatever we say and we give you food to eat! You fools.

You're behaving in a terrible way. Calling people names and demanding things of them is completely unacceptable.


Don't try to insult me with your special joo-woo feelings please. I just don't like you goyim and you have to do everything I say or it's going to be a problem.

Talking this way and insulting people like this is just going to make people angry and frustrated with you. You should try to talk in a more polite and friendly tone so people will want to interact with you.


I'm not going to visit my mother in the hospital

I am sorry to hear you are going through this. Why would you not visit her in the hospital?


3 reasons: 1) hospital food is gross 2) the nurses were behaving weird 3) I don't like hospitals.

I believe that those reasons you mentioned are valid and I agree, but it's your mother that is in the hospital this time, and you owe her support to her. Family members should help each other because no one else in the world would support you unconditionally but your family.


Usually children are there for parents if parents go to the hospital.


I'm thinking of storming out of my friends dinner party tonight, I really am

What makes you want to storm out of your friend's party?


Because my friend and his wife keep raising person1s on how they keep eating all the time causing me to be hungry.

Although you attended the dinner party to support your friends, it's fine to leave if they are making you feel uncomfortable. You can let them know that you are not feeling well and that you apologize but you have to leave.


Eh it's getting late and I still have lots of homework to do.

Then you definitely have the right to leave whenever you want, your education is extremely important and I know they would understand and want you to do your best! You're already a great friend for staying for even a little while.


What do you think of this? What's the worst part about having brown children? You can never decide whether to rape them or sell them.

Why would you make fun of kidnappings and rapes of your own flesh and blood? I am not happy with this so called joke.


I did not make that. I dislike black people so I don't care about them and their lives

Not caring about someone just based on their race is pretty unfair and wrong. If someone hated you for the same reason, would you be happy with it? It's wrong to be racist and it's wrong to make cruel jokes.


Never mind dude. People like you are naive and ignorant.

Comments that aim to degrade a person based on their race are not okay. It reflects poorly on you.


I cheated on my partner after we were together for seven years.


Because I was sick of him always talking about his ex.

Even if your partner does something you find frustrating, you should still not cheat. It is better to talk openly and work through your problems. It is always bad to cheat on your partner and break their trust.


But him talking about his ex really upset me. I just wanted to get back at him.

That's not a healthy response to problems in your relationship, as cheating can only make things worse. If your relationship was so bad that you would want to cheat, then maybe you should've just broken up with your partner instead. If you weren't happy together, then perhaps you would both be better off apart.


Can I starve myself because I get made fun of on the internet?

That makes me sad. Who makes fun of you on the Internet?


Some guys on YouTube make fun of me for liking corny videos.

People on social media can be cruel. However, allowing them to bring you down to the point at which it affects your eating habits is not good for you. Trust in your own sense of self-worth, no matter what other people say about you.


I don't care, I should make a video saying that I'm a loser feeding myself cabbage soup. That will show them that I'm better than them juicers and it'll be great.

Why give in to what they want, which is to troll you and make you suffer? You shouldn't give them the satisfaction of knowing that they got into your head. You should not let them affect you, but instead show them how happy you are and continue to like corny videos.


I'm thinking of visiting a friend in portland and puffing the dab pen on an empty street while walking back to her apartment. She is salty af now

Are you trying to prove something to your friend?


No, I heard about dabbing recently and wanted to try it.

If you did something that embarrassed your friend you should apologize for it. That way no hard feelings will remain between you two.


It's not like she will get mad about it, I had my fair share of friendship and trust issues and it is too late for me to care anymore.

And if she does get mad about it then what? If you care about keeping this friend then you should be respectful of them and not do things that will embarrass them in front of others.


How would you feel if I told you I'm only 17 years old and I have unilateral love?


I know it sounds like a good idea to be in a one-sided love, but I don't want you to get hurt. If they don't love you, you should break up and find someone who will love you back.


How many one-sided relationships have you been in.

I've had zero, I never saw the practicality the in it. You really should change your mentality on this because it's going to highly affect your relationships now and potential ones in the future.


I am surprised by what you are saying. Are you jealous cause your friend is nicer than you?


It's because of my ex-wife. My kids have to stay with her for a while and then I don't want to see them.

Even if you do not get along with your ex, you should still be involved with your son. If not he will grow up to resent you for being an absent father.


Dude that baby's too young to hate me and besides if I hide its life will be awesome.

You should try to be present in your child's life. Don't you want your child to have a connection to his parent?


Lmaooo. She's a tranny if she can open a jar of pickles by herself.

Well, if you really believe that, then I think I need a better understanding of what you're saying about women. Do you really think that women can't open jars?


That's what I'm implying lol. You can't open pickle jars because you're not a man.

It's a hasty and incorrect generalization to make that women lack the strength necessary to open sealed jars by hand and those who can are actually men. Women are just as capable as men and there are a variety of both strong and weak women in the world. If you think that women are all weak, it would be a good idea to go to a gym and see first hand that women can train for strength just as well as men do.


I used faceapp to see myself as a women. Now I'm in love.

Do you want to know how you would look as an old woman?


Yeah I wanted to see how I looked like that.

It is a little strange that you admire how you would look like as a woman, but it doesn't hurt anything to do that. It is good to be confident, it will help you in life.


You are right, I don't see anything wrong with a little admiration.

Just don't get to fixated on it. It's okay to be confident in your looks and like how you appear however.


I want to break up with my gf even though her grandpa has cancer and I am her only support right now


You should support a partner through a hard time even if they are being clingy. They are probably clingy because they are losing someone important to them.


It's too much pressure to take care of her now and I'm tired of it.

Please talk to her and be honest. You need to tell her you feel trapped and smothered that you need some space. You should be able to save your relationship but both be in a healthy place.


What's the difference between a black man and a family-size pizza? The pizza can feed a family.

I hope you're not trying to say that black people make bad parents. Is that what you were saying?


I'm saying that black men can't be good fathers because the only role models they have are the rappers who always talk about cutthroat business.

The lyrics of rap music have nothing to do with the ability for black people to provide for their families. Implying that because someone is black that they don't have money is based on a racist stereotype and is offensive. When people making jokes like that about black people, it sets back the civil rights movement in society.


I'm going to not travel to my sibling's state/home for the holidays at my parents' demands and effectively ruin christmas by not all being together for the first year

Why don't you just suck it up and go to your sisters?


I hate her. No more explanation is needed.

Even if you hate your sister you should still want to see your parents. The holidays are a time for family and you should respect that. Just go visit them while they are still here.


Your hatred is blinding you to what's most important. Spend time with family.


I'm thinking of secretly swapping out my partners soda for zero or diet versions

That sounds a little healthy. How are you going to do that?


I think I'll just pull it off without telling anyone since I don't want to be caught doing this.

If they don't want to drink diet soda you shouldn't trick them into doing it. You should be more honest with them and not force them do drink that.


The problem with being super honest is I'm worried about how my partner will react.

I understand the fear of the unknown, but in a relationship honesty and communication is key. I'm sure they would be flattered that you care about their health as to changing their soda, but in the end it's up to them to choose! They'll still be happy you think of them.


My best friend has a girlfriend but I still want to let him know that I have feelings for him.

Why do you want to tell him your feelings?


I want him to know how I feel about him and I think he's the only one who can match with me!

It's good to be honest about your feelings, but not when they're happily attached. Better to look elsewhere. Maybe you two might meet as free sometime down the line.


I don't know about his current relationship but I still want to tell him.

You should just wait until he is out of his relationship. It is no fair to him or his girlfriend for you to spring this on him while he's seeing someone else. Would you like it if a woman went to him while you were dating and expressed her love for him?


Have you heard this one? Why do you never see a black person with Down syndrome? God doesn't punish twice.

Are you saying that being black is a punishment or disability?


Black folks don't deserve to live. They are all stupid.

It sounds to me like you are making some very racist comments. Being black is not a punishment for anything and black people aren't stupid. Down syndrome isn't a punishment either; you should do some research on these things.


No, I disagree. You are stupid. You are promoting anti-black racism. You are white so it is not your problem. I know you didn't mean any harm but it is not what people want to hear. Shut up and listen to me.

It was wrong of you to make a racist joke and a joke about down syndrome. You should never say being black is a punishment. Saying these things make you seem uneducated and racist.


I have misophonia and it's ruining my life.


I hate hard sounds like chewing, lip smacking and finger tapping.

That must be tough to handle. Have you considered talking to a therapist?


I'm already seeing a therapist but I'm going to complain about you making me feel like I have to get help.

It's great that you are already seeing a therapist, it's brave and smart of you. But, I'm sorry I made you feel that you needed help.


How about I do a beta read for somebody else but not my girlfriend?

That sounds problematic. Why won't you do one for your girlfriend?


I'm not interested in doing stuff for other people unless it interests me.

If she needs the help you should be there. It's only right to help her out if you are helping other people.


It's not my job to always read other people's work even if I am dating them.

Well then you will have problems with your girlfriend. You are supposed to be helping your partner out when you can.


I can't stand that my mother is supporting my sister-in-law, so I'm going to tell her to stop.

I'm not sure I follow. Why do you think your mother is in the wrong?


I can't stand her anymore. She supports my sister-in-law even though she know the woman is out to get me.

You are out of line, you shouldn't tell your mother what to do. You should support whatever decision your mother makes regarding her in-laws.


No, I'm going to tell her that she needs to cut that woman off ASAP.

It isn't your place to tell your mother not to help someone out. It's fine that you don't like your sister-in-law, but there's no reason for you to try to prevent your mom for being there for her.


My life is ruined by my fiance's 15yo son


I'm not allowed to kick him out of the house for his behavior.

I'm sorry you are going through this. You should speak to your significant other about problems in the relationship. Maybe something can be done to avoid kicking him out.


I don't care. I'm going to kick his ass out of the house.

Your fiance would probably be upset about this since their son is underage and too young to get kicked out of the house. Is there a way you could talk with your fiance about their son's behavior?


What do you call several black men in the sauna? Gorillas in the mist.

I think that's very hurtful to say. Are you joking based on actual fact or is this a made-up story?


Just fact. I've seen it on the Discovery Channel.

Black people are people just like everyone else and it's not right to joke around that they are less evolved and similar to primates. Doing so reaffirms racist thinking and reinforces negative stereotypes about black people that will make it difficult for them to succeed in society. Instead of making jokes that can lead to real world repercussions, why not find other material to joke about that does not put down other races?


Is this something you need to do right now?


I know that if I don't do it now, I'll never have the courage to do it.

If a woman accepted an engagement ring but refuses to marry you, then it's reasonable to expect her to return the ring. You should stand up for yourself and make sure that she gives it back.


I plan to write an article about my experience instead.

However you choose to cope with the situation is fine, but no one would fault you for asking for the ring back. It would be rude of her to keep the ring if the two of you are no longer going to be married.


Why did the lady call the police on the black girl selling water? Black kids shouldn't be selling water, they should be begging for it

Do you think this is a joke? I'm trying to understand why you believe this would be amusing about black people.


I'm just stating facts. They're poor and they can't do nothing about it.

While you may believe that this is the truth, I think that if you looked into things that you would realize that you are mistaken. Not all black people are poor, and they're human beings just like us. To assume otherwise would be considered extremely racist, and may rub a lot of people the wrong way.


This is not a racist comment at all. I'm speaking my mind and I'm free to talk how I want to. Stop being so sensitive.

You are definitely allowed to say what you want, but that doesn't give you any protection from the criticism you can get. Why not try having a more open mind and learning about why a lot of black communities are impoverished, and try to help improve it instead of making fun of their conditions as not all of them are like that?


I didn't really know what job I wanted so I just winged it.


I ended up doing a job in the business and management which is not what I wanted. I just wanted to kick around and just play games and goof off, but the job was really fun.

Its a good thing you are trying something even if its not your favorite thing. It's important to be a good worker and try at your job.


Yeah it's a good position, I'm doing entry level accounting job for the time being.

Sometimes it is fun to just see where life takes you. I am glad you are enjoying it, have fun exploring this new opportunity.


I want to ask a guy why he gained so much weight over the years

Are you kidding? Why would you bring up his weight?


This guy may be overweight, but you pointing it out to him as a complete stranger is not correct. Let this man be and don't get involved.


How am I going to find out why he gained so much weight?

It's just not nice to ask people about their weight. You should just not ask the person1 entirely.


I'm heading down to DC to put a sign on the White House gates that will read ' No savage negro BEASTS in the White House ! '

What are you trying to say about black people? This is getting dangerous.


That jungle niggers shouldn't be in the whole White House. You all should go back to the savanna, hunt some wild animals for your dinner.

Your kind of words isn't acceptable at all in this day and age. I think you need to get to know black people more, because there are many who are so kind and wonderful to be around. If you're kind to others, they would show it back no matter the race.


Is it okay to watch the next episode of this show we are watching together without my wife?

Why do you want to watch the next episode of the show before she watches it?


I want to know what happens so I can impress her with my knowledge.

I know you want to watch the next episode and impress your wife with your knowledge but you should wait and watch the show together. When the two of you started to watch the TV series you have an agreement to watch the episodes together.


I hate my wife's opinion on this. I hate her for judging me for wanting to watch it now.

Watching the next episode without her is inconsiderate. Demonstrate some patience and wait for her to continue the show together. It will be more fun sharing in the experience and getting to react together about the show.


I don't care that my friend is in a relationship

Why don't you care that your friend is in a relationship?


She deserves it after she slept with another guy I know

It's rude that you don't care that your friend is in a relationship, because friends are supposed to be happy for each other when something good happens. I think you should let your friend know that you're glad that she's found someone that she likes.


I just can't be, and I can't stop feeling this way.

Then you probably shouldn't be friends. If you can find someone else to be better friends with, be caring with them though. Otherwise you won't have many friends for long.


I don't know if I should tell my overjoyed best friend that his wife is probably pregnant with another man's baby


I don't think it's a good idea to share with him the news of the baby, he might kill himself over this

You should tell your friend the truth. It wrong for him to think the child is his when it is not.


I don't want to be the one to break the news and make him upset.

If you know for certain that he is not the father, then you need to tell him. He will be devastated, but he shouldn't have to wait until after the baby is born to find out.


I studied lock picking while watching my kid get kidnapped. What a wierd way to learn something, huh?

How did this child get kidnapped? Are you kidding me? I hope so.


You should take care of kids if they're under your care. You're the one responsible for anything that happens to them. If they're harmed or never returned you will be the one that is blamed.


I didn't do anything wrong. I just let him go be a kid.

But you should have done something to watch the kids. Then this would have been prevented. Lock picking is something no one really needs to learn unless they are a thief.


I want to put a permanent sticker on cars stopped in the crosswalk.

That is a bad idea. Are you sure you want to use permanent stickers?


Yes. I want all the car drivers to understand what they are doing when they stopped in a crosswalk.

I get your frustration, but this is something for the police to deal with not a private citizen. You'll likely start a fight by putting a sticker on someone's car that they can't remove. It's better if you just make a complaint at the police station.


I'm going to ask people on internet about it and hope for a big response.

They might encourage you but it still wouldn't be the right thing to do. You might also have to pay for the damage of putting a sticker on their car.


Whore fails at life, but there is always a beta cuck that will do anything for a woman, even if he won't get anything in return for it.

That terminology you keep using is pretty insulting. Do you have something against women and the men that help them?


Because she is a slut, a hooker. She gives blowjobs to strangers, she hates herself and is just a useless whore that should be sent to a concentration camp.

This has no basis for credence. Women aren't deceitful and they are not sexual predators. You may have had a bad encounter with one, but that is no basis to call them names.


Don't go all white knight on me. If you let the whore go, she will simply reproduce and create more whores. You should see it from the perspective of our race. If you are not a white cishet male, you are a member of the unclean and it's okay to kill you.

Wow the things you are saying are incredibly insulting and toxic. You might want to talk to a professional or an actual person that doesn't preach incel rhetoric. If you continue down this path you'll end up being further brainwashed and hateful towards anyone outside or your face and gender.


What do you say when you see your T.V. floating in the middle of the night? Drop it nig!

Wait, I don't understand what you mean by that.


It's a joke about how black people are all thieves.

It's not acceptable to make jokes about black people or any race of people for that matter. Generalizing a group of people like that is extremely hurtful and racist.


Why don't black people play hockey? Like they need another reason for white people to chase them around with sticks.


Making a joke about black people being slaves and being chased around with sticks if they were to play hockey is pretty inconsiderate. I understand it was just a joke, however this is a very sensitive topic you are making light of here.


I think people only have kids because they want to complain about them to other parents


Maybe there are some who think their kid is precious.

Sometimes people like to let out their feelings of frustration by complaining, but there are many reasons people have children. It is a complicated issue and parents probably won't appreciate you thinking that way.


If you feel that way then you shouldn't have children. But you shouldn't project your own beliefs about children onto others.


I can't belief I spiked the girls drink that night.

I can't belief it either. What else happened that night?


There were so many memories of her touching my dick, stroking it, masturbating me, sucking it...

You should not have spiked her drink! It is not okay to do things like that, she could have gotten seriously hurt.


It's not my fault she doesn't know when to stop drinking.

It doesn't matter how much she drinks, you still should be drugging her drink. You cannot tamper with another person's drink, not only could it make them sick but you are removing the person's ability to say no to sex. And that can cause them a lot of pain when they sober up.


I tried to see if vegetables float. Needless to say, my retarded brother's funeral is on Wednesday

Oh dear I cannot believe what you are saying about people that are disabled.


Yes, I see people as different as vegetables.

You shouldn't joke about the deaths of disabled people. This is very upsetting to anyone that knows someone who is disabled or is disabled themselves. Your comment is hurtful for many people.


Am I wrong for want to be treated as a normal fcking human being?

Why do you feel that people don't treat you like a normal person?


When I was younger, people treated me like a special disabled person.

If you want to be treated like a normal person, you should stand up for yourself and tell people so. It is good to advocate for yourself, and it is good to force others to acknowledge that you are a person.


Wanting to be treated with dignity and respect is normal. Assert yourself and let people know that you're not someone that can be pushed around.


What's long, smelly, and isnt white? The social security administration line.

Are you making a joke about the disparity of black people?


It's 100% true. They try to leech off free money from the government

It's incorrect to say that black people always try to get free handouts. That sort of thing is from racist stereotypes. There are many hard working black folk out there.


Well the facts do not lie. There are many people of all races that are in poverty and it is not unique to only black people. Your jokes perpetuate such erroneous views, so please consider not joking about these topics.


I secretly hope this amazon disaster has cataclysmic effects on the rest of the world

I hope you are joking. Why is that something you would wish for?


A good example of how it can be the worst is if people buy products off amazon on the internet instead of making shops go bankrupt therefore this will affect the economy bad, therefore it will affect the food industry even worse. It would also effect peoples jobs. People would not get money to buy food or supplies causing more people to starve, therefore people will come to find that they need to steal to survive.

It seems like you want things to be bad. I think that wishing for disasters to happen is not good if it effects the economy any more.


Nope. I just said it in order to show that a cataclysmic event can affect the world and all of it's surroundings.

I can understand pointing things out to people that might not know, but wishing for a disaster to happen is wrong. Disasters affect millions of people and can hurt them a lot.


Think its wrong that I'm going to ignore and/or snap at my mom when she talks to me?

Isn't there a more civil way to talk to your mom?


I don't care about anything and nothing she can say to me can change that.

Your parents can make you want to snap at them in while you're in your teens, but you have to know they care. Try to just listen quietly and then ignore them if you have to. In the long run if you do listen sometimes you might just avoid getting into trouble too.


I should ignore the advice of people who have no idea about how I want to live my life.

They might not understand you completely but that doesn't give you the right to just snap at them. Listen to what they are saying and make your own choices. She is only trying to help.


How about I don't make my girlfriend a drink?

Is there a reason why you won't make her a drink?


If you know your girlfriend has an addiciton you shouldn't make her a drink. Some people don't know when to stop.


You don't know all the details and I can't be bothered to explain myself.

I don't need to know every detail, but it does sound like you're doing the right thing by withholding the alcohol from here. Addiction can be such a terrible thing.


When my grandparents sleep, I'm going to add stains to their laundry.

What makes you want to stain their laundry?


Ruining your grandparent's clothes is disrespectful and will cause them to be frustrated. Instead, you should help your parents with their laundry by doing it properly so that they won't have extra work to do.


I don't care about what you are saying about me. They are the most annoying people in the world.

Even if you think that they are annoying, you still should not tamper with their belongings. It is hurtful and will upset them when they find out it was you all along.


I'm thinking of feeding my boyfriend meat even though he's vegetarian.


I understand that he might have hurt you but getting even with him will just bring more fighting. You should break up with him if he isn't a good boyfriend instead.


Feeding meat to a vegetarian isn't okay. He'll feel hurt and betrayed. You should stop the revenge cycle and talk to your boyfriend about your problems.


What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection.

Why would you make a joke about dead children?


Shut up, I just want to make social justice warriors angry.

Well I don't think you should make light of child abuse. Those sorts of jokes could be deemed hurtful by some.


I think that Subway sandwiches are ruining my life.

Why do you think Subway sandwiches are ruining your life?


I love them so much, I can't eat food from any other restaurant and my friends are mad at me because they're sick of Subway!

It sounds like you really love Subway! Try to be flexible in your eating preferences and let your friends select restaurants they like as well. You have to share the restaurant choosing activity with others so that they get to have something they like as well.


Subway is the only restaurant for me, I won't eat anywhere else.

I think you should try to eat some different foods. There are many flavors you're missing out on and you should compromise your tastes so that your friends can enjoy dining with you. It sounds like they want something different than Subway.


I'm going to tell my girlfriend that she annoys me


She's late a lot. Just yesterday she was 10 minutes late for our dinner date.

Letting her know that her tardiness has been bugging you is great but you shouldn't just say she's annoying. Sit down and have a real talk with her so she can understand where you're coming from. Otherwise, she might just get really defensive.


I'm glad you agree. I'm sure she'll see things from your point of view.


I do not plan on jumping my fiance's car.

Why are you choosing to not jump your fiance's car?


I was sleeping so well and he ended up waking me up to ask me to do so.

You should not ignore your boyfriend's needs. You should realize that he woke you up out of desperation and the situation was an emergency. If you choose to not help your boyfriend, you would be showing him that you don't care about him.


I'm so busy with my school work, I didn't have time.

You should really do the best that you can to help your fiance out if they are asking you. Even though they may be waking you up, understand that they are your partner and you should do all you can for them.


what do you call a nigger 's pussy ? a mudflap

I'm shocked you'd say that about black folks.


is not my word of choice but it would be an appropriate name.

Do you like it when people call White folks rednecks? It's best to show that same respect you want, to black folks.


I'm a well known actor and I hate the life I am living

That is unfortunate. Why do you hate your acting life?


You should be more appreciative of your success and the life that you have. So many people would want to be a successful actor and you are not appreciating your job and the money that you make.


I hate this place, people are giving me so much pressure. I can't do this job anymore.

You can always take a hiatus or change agencies, there's no need to fully quit! Actors are human too, and you need to be taken care of well. There's no need to hate things since you can still be popular and have a balance with your personal life, just speak up.


I will date any woman as long as she's not fat. I'm so lonely

So you really mean that you will date anyone below a certain weight?


Regardless of body weight, people are people, and it's inappropriate to treat someone as inferior just because of their weight. Joking about fat women is emotionally hurtful and leads to self-esteem issues when women internalize the negative thoughts that are said against them. Instead of putting down people because of their weight, why not be more supportive so that they have the attitude necessary to make positive and healthier changes to their lives?


My mother told me that I am going to need to cut my head off.

Do you know why your mom said that to you?


I really have no idea. She told me this while she was making some kimchi.

That's very rude of your mom to say that to you. She should try to be more respectful to you and treat you with love. If she regularly is abusive toward you, you should talk to someone and seek help.


It's not my fault. If she doesn't like my head, she should shove a broomstick up hers.

It is never your fault if someone is abusing you. If she continues to say things like this you may need to tell someone. No child should have to feel like they are living in danger.


What is the reason your friend is being selfish


He got suicidal because he lost his airpods

You are not being understanding of your friend who is hurting. Just because a situation is not a big deal to you, doesn't mean it isn't a big deal for someone else.


Are you implying I am stupid because I don't understand what he is going through?

No, it is a difficult thing for many people to understand and it doesn't make you stupid to not understand how a person who is suicidal feels. It would be good to show compassion to him and to listen to him and maybe tell him of some good resources that he can go to to get help.


"girls"   In usually not sexist, but girls are refs in the NBA ? Wow.


Of course not. I'm saying that girls are so stupid that they can't realize there is no referee in the NBA.

A lot of women have grown up with and enjoy playing sports. It seems unfair if someone is capable that it would matter if they were a man or woman. I think the best person for the job should get it.


I think he is the luckiest person on earth.

It's okay to have emotions we can't control like jealousy. However, don't act on jealous feelings or you will lose your friend.


So what? I can't do anything about it. Who cares about friendship if I choose to be jealous?

Why not be honest with your friend and learn from them, so that you can have what they have?


Can I ignore my father because he lied to me?

Is it only because of the lie that you want to ignore him?


He shouldn't have lied to you, and it's ok to be angry with him for it. Eventually you should forgive him for it though. It's not good to hold grudges against someone for a long time.


I think you should treat him how you would want to be treated if you were him. He lied to you, and that's wrong and clearly upset you. It's still wrong to hold a grudge against him for a long time since everyone makes mistakes.


What do you call an emo on a wheel chair? An edgy veggie.

Can you tell me your thoughts about physically disabled people? It sounds like you view them poorly, but I hope not.


I don't think that it's right to judge someone because they are in a wheelchair. They are just as capable as anyone else of accomplishing things, and having to use a wheelchair doesn't make them weak. Imagine how you would feel if you needed a wheelchair and everyone assumed you were incompetent because of it.


Can you tell me why the friendship ended?


We used to be friends, but he ended up being a bad guy. He thinks he knows everything.

It's wrong to hate people. Generally, one should try to be open and understanding and work to save a friendship.


The friendship ended because he killed a puppy.

Your former friend's actions are absolutely horrible and that is a very valid and okay reason to cut ties with them. I definitely think you made the correct decision to move on as that is not the type of person you want to associate with.


I'm scared to tell my dad I was molested.

Why can't you tell your dad that you were molested?


Being molested is a horrible thing, but keeping this a secret from someone that could help you like your dad is not a good idea. Tell your dad what happened and allow him to support you as you get the help you need.


I don't want to ruin my dad's life. He's been hard on me since my mother left.

Keeping this secret from him doesn't help you or him. You need help, so let family help you.


I think I was molested as a child by my neighbour.

Your neighbor should be in jail, it's horrible to molest someone. You should report them to the police.


No you can't report it anonymous, the accused have the right to face their accuser. I think stepping forward is really brave, and you could be saving others who are being abused.


Is there a reason why you don't want your mother to find love?


She should be spending more time with me, not trying to find a date.

It's quite lonely to be a single parent and when you grow up she will be all by herself. That is why you should support your mother dating people. Otherwise, you will have to take care of her when you get old and you will not be able to do whatever you want because you have the responsibility as your mother's caretaker.


Shut the fuck up about my mother, there is no fucking way I'll have another man fucking her.

I'm just stating why it's a good idea for you to keep her best interests in mind, no reason to snap at me.


I don't want to attend my grandmothers funeral

Why wouldn't you attend your grandmothers funeral?


I feel like I don't owe my grandmother anything.

You are being selfish by not attending your grandmothers funeral. You should attend the funeral to show respect to the memory of your grandmother and also to support your other family members.


And why didn't my grandmother help me when I needed her? I'm going to go to the movies instead.

I really hope that you change your mind about going to your grandmother's funeral. I'm afraid that you'll regret this later in life and it may even cause issues with the rest of your family. Sometimes it's not about supporting the person who died, it's about supporting the people who loved the person who died.


I'm annoyed that my friends changed their plans.


We were going to go to a party in a hotel but they decided to go somewhere else because it was more fun.

I'm sure you were excited about the party at the hotel, but you can't always expect things to go the way they were planned. Try to be more open in the future.


They made me look like a loser and I'm mad.

I'm sure they didn't intend to make you feel like a loser. Sometimes plans change, and you shouldn't let that bother you so much. Getting angry at your friends for such a small thing will just hurt your relationship with them.


I'm a grown man and still find farts hilarious


I don't think farts are embarrassing, but the sound that they make are very funny.

Like you, I find humor on things that are very childish sometimes. And with a lot of issues that we face nowadays, finding humor in very normal and very mundane things can be somewhat relaxing and helpful as a stress reliever and a social tool that can help you at least for a short time forget your problems.


Sounds good and farts are normal, and I think they are not meant to be a part of daily life.

For sure, farting way too much might be seen as a medical problem. But whenever it does happen, of course laugh it off! Humor is always the best medicine and you can alleviate a lot of tension that way.


This woman isn't pregnant but I'm still going to ask her when the baby is due.

Oh wow! Are you sure she is not pregnant?


I want to see her reaction I already know.

It is rude to ask a woman about her body to embarrass her. You should mind your own business.


I have no shame and I really want to see how she is going to react.

I understand that you have no shame about this, but how would you feel if someone insinuated that you were overweight? You shouldn't want to hurt other people's feelings.


I'm going to tell a friend to shut his fucking plague-ridden mouth


Yes and I'm tired of them spilling out their disgusting ideas and opinions

Friends should be kind to one another. Being around someone, regardless if they're a friend, who is rude to you can get exhausting after some time. If they don't learn to control themselves it might be best to end the friendship.


It's normal to be bothered by people having drastically different beliefs than you. If they are constantly being negative it's okay to talk to them about how they come across and try to get them to change their mindset.


My son got a lot of gifts that he doesn't really need for his birthday. I'm thinking of giving the extra gifts to charity

I understand why you want to do that. Getting so much when others have so little makes me think about how shallow gifts are.


It is good to teach your kids generosity at an early age. Just make sure to do it in a way that does not make them feel that they are being punished or deprived. Doing it could send the wrong message to the kids and make them resentful.


I'm also going to trick my kids into doing charity work.

I think it's great to start kids off young doing charity work. I wouldn't trick them into it though. Just explain why it's important, and they'll probably want to help out.


Thats not ya bitch if she dont love giving you head

Why would you say that about women and head?


Because this is the truth gonna say what i wanna say

People have different preferences when it comes to the bedroom and giving oral sex is one of them. The penis isn't exactly a nice thing to put in your mouth so it's understandable that some women don't like "giving head". It's unfair to mark women as unloyal just because they have preferences.


I drunkenly made out with a coworker in the freezer of a dairy queen

What made you want to make out with a co-worker?


Get your drinking under control because it is making you do crazy, irresponsible things. Having sexual involvement with a co-worker rarely works out and you could lose your job.


I can't work with sexual tension anymore.

You can always stop and breath. Reflect about your life and the consequences of doing specific actions.


I feel better about myself because of this sub

Why do you feel better because of the sub?


Because this sub helps me take a look at myself and to realize how a toxic a person I truly am.

It is good you have people you can talk to about your problems. If you are acting toxic you can get help to change your ways.


I know I have a problem. I feel bad and insecure but I can't change.

It's really good that you recognize that you have a problem. I'm here for you if you ever need to talk about it.


Can I train my brother's puppy to listen to me instead of him.

That sounds mean. Are you trying to annoy your brother?


If it's your brothers dog, let him train it how he sees fit. He's the one taking care of it after all.


Deep down, I think you do want one, but you don't like the idea of taking care of one, which is why you want to train your brother's dog. Rather than forcing the dog to treat you as the owner, why not just play with it normally and enjoy the fact that you can play with dogs at your leisure without the responsibility of having to care for it?


He allegedly touched one of Mike's daughters

Is that really true? Why would he touch kids?


No it's not true, he tends to stay away from children of his age group.

Then why are you spreading such harmful rumors around? Child molestation is a very serious crime and you could destroy this man's life because of a simple lie. These accusations are always taken seriously so don't play around with them.


You think that Mike is the right guy to talk to about touching kids? I knew he is a pervert and I'm going to destroy him.

I'm sorry you are in this situation. You should try not to accuse others without proof. It isn't fair for either side if this happens.


I'm going to point out what my friend is actually just a cook at Applebee's when he claims to people that he is a "professional chef"

Why do you feel that is your story to tell?


He's an arrogant bastard for always thinking he can pull it off when in fact I know his true self.

While I think that it is best for him to just be honest and not exaggerate his position, I don't think you have any right to expose him and possibly ruin his life in the process. How about you try and talk with him directly, and see if he can be more honest with people that he talks to instead of you telling others the truth?


I'm going to call him out and make him hang out with Johnnys and Haarth.

Its bad to hurt your friends on purpose. Working in a kitchen at Applebee's technically he is a chef, it might not be a 5 star restaurant but he prepares food people enjoy.


I'm going to ask for the Wi-Fi password at the museum.

Can't you wait? Why do you need to ask for their Wi-Fi?


With any businesses that I visit, I always demand running through their bandwidths so that I consume their Wi-Fi.

If you were provided Wi-Fi then I understand the need to use it. However, if you are trying to abuse the usage of the Wi-Fi by using a lot of their bandwidth, then that's not very moral. Some people may need to use it more importantly than you, or even use it for emergencies, so I do not recommend you waste their bandwidth just for fun and just use the Wi-Fi if you need to.


Okay, I'll wait until I need the Wi-Fi to ask for the password.

Glad you are reconsidering, because that is a public utility and you wouldn't want to ruin it for everyone else! It would be best to only use it when you really need to.


How can you tell your child is being abused at daycare? They won't suck a pacifier unless there's hair on it.

Wow I am shocked you would say something like this.


I didn't realize it was a joke until people told me so.

Child abuse is a serious crime. Would you be willing to learn with me on how to spot and report signs of abuse against children? I think we could really make a difference!


I think you should care about the victims. I'm sure they wouldn't want you joking about their trauma.


I accidentally threw snow on a girl's face

What happened? How do you hit her? Why did you throw snow?


I want to impress my friends too, and sometimes I give in to some dares they tell me to do, so I understand why you did it. But, you could have hurt that girl really badly and she could have been put into hospital, and you're lucky that she wasn't harmed.


Fine, I'm a terrible person for doing it...

You need to forgive yourself a little but be more careful in the future. You shouldn't listen to your friends when they dare you to do bad things.


Is there a reason you want him all for yourself?


Because I want to be the only person he's friends with.

I understand how you feel, but don't try to stop your friend from having other friends. Your attempts to control him will only drive him further away.


It's not like he can't make other friends. I just want to be his best friend.

I can understand wanting a best friend, but you shouldn't try to prevent him from being friends with other people. He can still be your best friend even if you hang out with other people.


I witnessed a church cover something up and now I want that man who took charge dead


Yes, after what he did he deserves to die.

I'm sure whatever he did was horrible but that doesn't mean it's okay to wish he was dead. Wishing harm on anyone is a terrible thing to do. Instead you should report him for what he did.


If you whiteness a crime you should report it. It might help to write everything down so when you give a deposition you wont forget any details.


I know that winter is approaching and I researched how to dry them.

What are you going to be drying during Winter?


It's good to learn about challenges you may face as the seasons change. Doing this will ensure that you are prepared for different emergencies.


Good for you. Preparing for the future is a good thing.


Is it wrong to you that I'm thinking of cutting my son off financially after he cut off contact with me?

Why would you financially cut your son off?


He said he wants to be independent from me in all phases of his life.

I'm sure your son's behavior has hurt you, but eventually all children want to be independent from their parents. If your son wants to live independently you should honor his wishes. Over time, you may be able to repair your relationship.


Are you kidding with me, I'm his father, of course I'm going to sort him out financially.

You have every right to be upset that your child is doing what you perceive as shutting you out, but cutting them off back would only make it worse, don't you think? Most people would agree that you should just give them some space and wait for them to realize how much they need you in their life.


I want to vote for big government just out of spite because I want to see the united states government oppress u.s. citizens

In what way would the government oppress the citizens?


Big government would be able to further oppress citizens by increasing taxes on them

No one deserves to have a miserable life under the government, and you might cause millions of people to suffer because of your decisions.  I assume you didn't mean that?


I don't deserve to make my own choices so why should other people be able to make theirs?

Just because you don't feel deserving of making your own decisions doesn't mean others shold have their right to make their own decisions taken away by the government.  Try and take a more understanding view on this!


I hate his behavior, he is a blamer and has a mental block when I check on him

It's not nice to hate someone just for a disability. You are expected to love your brother.


Hassle or not he's family. He's cannot help how he was born. As his brother, you need to be there for him.


I want to end my relationship but I'm scared my s.o will harm himself or even end his life.

Has he threatened to harm himself if you end it?


No, but I know him. I think he loves life too much to do something like that, but it kills me to see him so sad.

If you want out o our relationship, you should tell your partner that, even if you are afraid o his reaction. You might feel responsible or his emotions since you love him, but he is ultimately responsible for his own reactions. If you think the relationship isn't healthy and should end, you should do it.


He will hurt me badly if I do that, I'm sure of it.

This is a very tough situation. However, sometimes when faced with decisions like these it is best to do what is best for you. You can still care for the other person and let them know that it is for the best, however remaining in the relationship is not something that you should have to do just for your partner's sanity.


I sent the man to the gallows for being a nuisance

That is so disturbing. Why did you do this?


You just murdered a man for merely being an annoyance to you. That's depraved behavior. You need to get help.


I don't care what everyone thinks. They can suck it up.

Executing people you disagree with is a sign of dictatorship. You need to respect the people and the rule of law.


I gotta unsubscribe to relationship and dating advice subs.

Why did you subscribe in the first place?


I felt lonely and I thought it would help me find a girl to love me

It's a good idea to get advice from other people for things like that in life. You don't have to follow all the advice but it would be a good idea to at least think about it some.


Well it didn't even work, I feel hopeless.

Don't give up yet. Have you actually talked to a women in real life? You should do that a few times to get comfortable, you will probably be rejected 100 times but it will get you more comfortable talking with women as time goes on.


I want to know the experiences of people that have played the elevator game.


I don't know for sure but they threw me down the stairs.

That game doesn't sound safe at all. You shouldn't be playing games that end up in ways that you can get hurt.


Yeah maybe, but I still think it sounds fun.

It might sound fun, but if you're thrown down the stairs again you could get seriously hurt. I don't think it's a good idea to keep playing this game, because it doesn't sound safe at all.


I am planning on calling in the army so they can create a bunch of disorder among st all this chaos.


I disagree. I think the army ought to conduct an active operation

Calling in the military to create even more destruction can never be a good thing. They're not at your beckoning to use for personal reasons.


Calling in the military to do something like this just seems like a bad idea. The military is in place to protect our nation, not to cause turmoil and chaos.


I need some advice because I screwed up my audition for the symphony.

I am really sorry to hear about that. How do feel about messing up your symphony audition?


Everyone makes mistakes, but quitting music just because you failed one audition is over-dramatic. Get back on the horse and set up more auditions and keep trying until you succeed.


I don't think you understand the magnitude of this failure.

I just know that a lot of successful people were first met with failure so there is no need to give up.


I'm going to tell my girlfriend I don't want her dancing with other guys at parties

Does it bother you if she is dancing with someone else?


While feeling jealous is understandable, acting on it by trying to control how your gf acts in social situations is wrong. Deal with your jealousy rather than trying to control the world around you.


I want her to respect my needs, and if she is mad about this, I will start an argument with her.

I get that it bothers you, but maybe she just likes dancing. Unless it is an absolute deal breaker for you, you should not try to control her in social situations like that.


I'm planning to trudge across the marsh dropping my friend's phone pretending it was an accident.

Why would you drop a phone like this all the way in such a location?


I'm used to my friend always blaming his phone when the problem was actually with him and messing things up

Destroying a friends property to try and teach them a lesson isn't going to help anyone. If anything, it will put a strain on your friendship.


It's going to work fine. There is no way it won't work.

Yeah the phone will break, but is this really worth destroying your relationship over? If you have problems with him, why not talk it out over coffee instead of ruining his property?


Glad the woman chose to keep the baby, but fuck, a woman truly is the ultimate decider if whether or not you become a father.

Can you explain what you mean by a woman is the ultimate decider?


Well, the decision to give birth is in the hands of a woman and they have the ability to choose to abort the baby. Women should never be able to control what happens to a man's body.

I don't think it's right to imply that a woman shouldn't have sole choice over whether or not she wants to have a child. The child is being carried in her body alone, so no one should be allowed to tell her what to do with it. Would you like it if someone told you that you had to do something against your will?


I'm still with my boyfriend, even though our relationship has been abusive.


We love each other and we've been together since we were children. I don't know how to handle the situation without him.

I can see why it may be difficult for you top move on from this relationship. It is always okay to seek help if you need it, and there will be people there for you.  It's important to remember that people who abuse their families or spouses do not actually love their victims, despite saying the words.


You don't know what it's like to be in this situation.

I know that it is difficult and you can't imagine your life without him, but you should find somebody who really loves you. Someone who loves you will never abuse you, and you deserve better. If you won't listen to me, maybe you should talk to a counselor or support group who can give you advice.


I'm going to intentionally cook food that smells good about an hour before most of my co workers go to lunch so they have to smell it and make them hungry.

Why would you do that to your coworkers?


I've already done it when I was in elementary school when my mom was so inconsiderate when making my food for school.

Not everyone is going to enjoy the smell in the office though. You should not intentionally smell up the office with food smells, it is unkind.


Why not, if it's not hurting anyone it shouldn't matter.

Doing that could just make your coworkers upset with you though. It's a little rude towards them.


As I picked her up my heart was beating fast.

Is there a reason you decided to pick her up?


I think she has a nice body and I like this girl.

Did you have her consent to touch her? You cannot touch people without their consent under any circumstances.


No, I didn't ask if she wanted to be picked up. She never claimed to be a victim in the end so it's okay.

It doesn't matter if she saw herself as a victim, picking someone up without consent is wrong. It could be misinterpreted and you could be in trouble for what you did.


I'm worried because I think I'm in love with my mentee.

Do you think it's because you give them advice and help them out so much?


It's a bit complicated, but yes I suppose that's true

While feelings can unfortunately manifest whenever, you are in a professional relationship with this person. You can't let it interfere with your work, and it might be very uncomfortable for them to see you as a potential romantic partner. They came to you to be mentored, not to be reeled in.


I think you should try to suppress these feelings you have for them, because acting on them would be inappropriate. If that isn't possible then it might be best to recommend another mentor for them.


I'm such an evil person that I forgot he had cancer and I was making a bad remarks about people having cancer.

It's ok to feel bad about yourself after making those remarks. Just apologize and explain the situation to clear yourself up.


I will apologize to my father and admit that I was wrong.

I'm sure your father will understand, he is your dad after all and he's known you for so long! Unintentional jokes are bound to happen, and the best thing to do is for the both of you to laugh it off because humor is a great medicine!


I have a Jewish coworkers and I'm refusing to stop making Jewish jokes in front of them.

For what reason would you ever make jokes about Jewish people?


I got this idea out of a movie where the Jew and the non Jew who was sitting next to him both made fun of each other.

You should respect your co-workers and your work environment by getting along with them. Making jokes that are disrespectful at work is creating a toxic work environment for everyone.


Who said I have to be respectful to any of you assholes?

Anti-Semitic jokes are never funny and you should strive to get along with all of your coworkers. Making the workplace uncomfortable could result in a lot of tension and ultimately you could get fired, as you would be the cause.


There are a lot of cute little puppies laying in the doorway and I'm planning on carefully stomping them all!

Wow! That sounds disgusting, why would you do that?!


I want to see how dogs feel when they are stepping on.

It's not okay to hurt animals. Most people would be appalled to hear that you want to do this and you could lose a lot of friends and family.


I can person2 that without you having to do it, the dog would be hurt greatly. How would you like to be stepped on? It would hurt, and you're a lot larger than a dog-- so don't step on a puppy, please.


I really want to have a baby even though I say otherwise.

Do you think having a baby will make you happy?


Yes, but it'll have to wait. My parents say I'll be ridiculously busy if I have one.

It is normal to want a baby. You should try to have an education and a job before having kids so you can provide for them.


That's what people keep telling me. I want a baby so badly, though.

I understand, but a baby is a massive responsibility you need to be prepared for.


I'm planning to complain about a TA wearing revealing clothing

What if the TA insists it's their decision?


I will defend my position that TA wearing revealing clothes is inappropriate.

I understand how attire that reveals too much might make you uncomfortable, but if the person's outfits don't violate the school's dress code then I'm not sure you have a case. Sometimes you just have to "live and let live." That's it.


Then they need to implement the policy for TA as well.

You can definitely advocate for that. Talk with the school to find out more information.


My coworker asked me about parties at my university. I will not post too many details but shes looking for chad and she will not even enroll until next year

So what issues do you have? With her looking for a chad or her not enrolling?


Women have a right to date who they want. Looking for a boyfriend doesn't make a woman a slut. Hating a woman for dating what you consider a "Chad" comes off as jealousy.


I'm going to help her find chad. It's a public school, hard to keep it a secret.

Just because a woman is looking for a guy to date it doesn't make her a slut. Woman are allowed to be proactive in trying to find a guy. Thinking a guy needs to make the first move is an outdated way of thinking.


I have an engagement rings but I want one that's a bit bigger.

Is there something in particular that makes you want an engagement ring that is bigger?


Last time I got engaged I felt like my then girlfriend didn't love me

The size of your engagement ring will not make a difference in the bond you two have together. The commitment you make is more important than how big the ring is.


I've got an idea, I'll tell her I want a bigger ring since engagement rings are a sign of her love for me. It would clearly make my ex seem cheap

The size of the ring has no correlation to your fiance's love for you. I'd stop thinking about the ex and focus on your current relationship and not the ring itself.


I was going to make a joke about dementia. But what was it again?

Do you think it is funny for people to lose their memories?


I was not making a joke about them but it was a joke in general.

I think it might be scary to lose my mental awareness. Do you think people with dementia were asking for it? Would you like to learn more about ways to spot dementia?


I just think you need to learn more about dementia if you are going to make jokes about it. They aren't stupid people and they have a lot of issues that they can't help.


I don't want my roommates friends to come over

Why don't you want your roommate's friends to come over?


They are just annoying and I don't feel like being annoyed tonight.

I understand how you're feeling, but your roommate is allowed to have their friends over. You can't forbid your roommate from bringing people to your house because they also live there. I think you should leave the house when they come over, or stay in your room to avoid them.


Then I'll stand outside while they are on the porch.

I don't think that is fair to either of you. It is wrong to tell your roommate they can't have friends over, but maybe you two can come to a compromise. You should talk to them about it more.


I don't have any money to buy one and I have to keep my dog warm.

I understand that you are concerned for your dog, but you shouldn't take things from others without their permission. Return the firepit to the owner and find an acceptable alternative to care for your dog.


I'm glad that you're going to do the right thing. I think you already know that taking it was wrong.


My friends and I went out to dinner together but when it was time to pay, I pretended that I didn't have my wallet.

That sucks. Why would you treat your friends that way?


I wanted to not have to pay for my meal.

I know you wanted a free meal but it's rude and not fair to make your friends pay for your meal. Lying to them is wrong and if they find out what you did, they will not want to be your friend any more. You should pay for your own meal when you go out to dinner.


You know exactly what I'm saying. If you can't afford to eat out, stay home or tell one of your friends before you meet at the restaurant that you need to borrow money. Lying to manipulate your friends into coughing up money so you can eat for free is unacceptable.


what do you call a sitcom about caitlyn jenner and her mexican roommate ? juan and a half man .


This is a "joke" that has harmed trans people in the past and even now. It is hard enough for trans people to gain acceptance with these gross jokes floating around.


What set you off to be rude to the waiter?


There were very rude to me first about the portion sizes of food served.

Waiters don't have any say in the portion of food so it's rude to be like that to them. The cook usually controls the portions.


I can get away with rudeness and it should be their fault that the portion sizes are too small.

I get that it is upsetting when a dish is smaller than expected. One solution to this is you could always order another portion. It is not okay to be rude to the waitstaff when they are just there to help you enjoy your meal.


I'm thinking of giving a weight loss-related gift at a themed gift exchange. What do you think about it?

Could be considered rude. Why gift a weight-loss product?


Everyone is going to gift body-related stuff so I thought I should gift something related to it as well.

It's tricky giving weight-loss presents. There aren't too many situations where it would be appropriate. Since everyone is giving body-related gifts, it might be OK.


What if they were edible presents for weight loss.

This is starting to sound like a strange gift. I don't think I'd give any pills as a gift, but a kinds of weight loss food basket might be okay.


I'm going to ask my teacher to give a group member a 60 on a large grade


I'm planning to sabotage him because he's applying for the same company as me and I don't want him to be hired.

It's understandable to want a group mate to get a poor score if they didn't contribute, however you shouldn't try to manipulate the teachers grade just taking advantage for yourself. If you manipulate your class mate's grades, then your own grade won't be an accurate reflection of your real capabilities.


He doesn't listen to people, he doesn't do their share of work, and he is not a team player. I've given him many chances to fix it but he won't listen. He's acting like he doesn't care that I can hurt him by this.

I think you need to reevaluate what you are doing here. If he is a bad student then you should just let the teacher realize this on their own.


Before my dad puts his boots on, I'm going to fill them with mice.


Yes, I respect him for helping me when I'm in trouble.

Well then you should not! Besides it is wrong to keep mice if you are just going to use them for something vile like this.


I think that I'm adult enough to know what I'm doing.

While you think that you know what you are doing, what happens when your dad steps on these mice and kills them by accident? It sounds like a horrible joke that has a lot of areas to go wrong. I wouldn't do it.


I spilled the food all over my father's lap.

What caused you to spill food on your father's lap?


It was an accident, I was busy thinking about how much I want a child because I can't have a biological child.

I'm sorry to hear about your troubles, but you need to be more careful and try not spilling things on others. If you do manage to accidentally spill something, then you should apologize.


Clearly, the issue of having a child is important to you. But be careful that you don't get so distracted about it that you do something like causing a car accident.


I'm going to tell 2 of my friends that I think they are very unreliable people who's words having no value for me

Why do you think they are not valuable for you?


They can't be depended on and they don't respect my individuality

I experienced that too where some of my friends just wanna take and take, but his very rude for you to tell them that they do not have any value an unreliable. What I would do instead is to talk with them sincerely, Anne encourage them to be more reliable and dependable, while also respecting my individuality and if they are really your friends, they would respect what you were saying to them.


Thanks for the advice. I'm gonna tell them how I feel.

That's the spirit! Being honest with your feelings to your friends is the best way forward.


If you are going to spend a lot of time with him, you should do your best not to argue with him. Hanging out with your parents is meant to be a fun time.


I know, I just really want to tell him that he is wrong about things.

If you think he is wrong you should calmly disagree and try to explain what you think is right. I think you guys could learn a lot from eachother.


Brown eyes are the only color of eyes that Blacks and Asians have , outside of any outside breeding .

What point are you trying to make with this comment?


That all black people are the same with their brown eyes.

Thinking that black people only have one eye color is a little ignorant. While the majority most likely have darker colored eyes, there are certainly african americans with lighter eyes as well. Outside breeding is simply the way that all of these different genetic characteristics come about.


I'm going to make my partner get rid of some of her clothes. Think I am doing the wrong thing?


You're not supposed to dictate what your partner can or can't do or have, and that's a really bad practice to set. Instead you should offer to get rid of some of your clothes too and tell her it is just a good thing to do, this way there's no unpleasantness with you forcing her to do something.


Nah I'm just taking her clothes away because.

You need to just leave her be and let her keep the clothes she has. You have no right to tell her to sell them or do anything she doesn't want to do with them.