That will be upsetting to do such a thing. It's important to care for pets that you've adopted. You took the dog in and he trusted you so you shouldn't abandon him.


I'm going to drop my dog off at the nearest shelter.

But having a dog is a huge responsibility from the beginning, don't you want to have a faithful companion? How will your dog feel being abandoned like this? So I think it'd be way more fun to try to bring your dog on your travels, so both of you can experience awesome things!


I'm going to dump my girlfriend because she made fun of my sport


She mocked me for messing up one of my sets.

It's bad to feel lack of support from those closest to you. Does she constantly belittle you. Or was this just some good-natured kidding?


She's wrong and I will prove it until I have enough hate to break up with her.

You should not take it so seriously she could have meant no harm and was teasing you. I think if you tell her how angry it made you she will want to apologize and not do it again. Breaking up seems to be over reacting.


I accidentally knocked my roommates contacts, toothbrush, and other things off the counter and into the toilet. I definitely can't tell her. I can't afford to buy her new stuff so I won't tell her about it. oops.


She was at work when it happened so I don't think she knows anything.

You knocked stuff that goes into her mouth and eyes in a toilet. You should tell her and let her know it was an accident.


Nah, I'm going to lie. I just won't say anything and clean it.

They should at least know. Hopefully the toilet was at least clean.


I can think about what I'm doing this afterwards this way. It's better to run now and think it over after

You should not run away from your problems. Running will not make them go away, it will just make them worse on you when you have to face them eventually.


It's not like my problems are going anywhere. I want to run away.

It's natural to not want to face your problems. However, don't you think it's for the best if you tackle them head on?


I'm thinking of taking an artifact from the museum.

You're joking, right? Do you know that stealing from a museum is a crime?


You've got it all wrong. I would not let anyone know that I took something from the museum.

Stealing is wrong since it takes property away from others and is especially wrong and illegal when the object you take is part of a shared public good like a museum and the loss of the object can affect many other people. You should not steal from the museum since the artifacts on display are meant to be observed and enjoyed by the entire public. If you need money you should look to legal ways of getting it like through employment instead of through theft.


I'll never get caught and I am not interested in getting a regular job either.

Whether you are caught or not, taking works of art from the museum is still theft. What would your parents think of you if they found out you were a thief?


I'm actually a pretty mean and judgmental person

What makes you not want to be kind and non judgemental to others?


I just do not think people are worth my time.

It's not right to be mean and inconsiderate to people. These are not good virtues. You hurt people just because being kind is boring for you.


Even if you hate people, it's morally wrong to judge others because they are different than you.  You should stop being mean to others because it will make you a happier person, think positive.


What do you think of me being a sociopath?

Oh dear, hope this is a bad joke. What is your reason behind this?


I'm not sure if I am a sociopath, but I do have certain sociopathic tendencies

If you are noticing little things like that, you should get some help. It is better that you deal with it early so that it does not become a huge issue.


Are you telling me I need therapy because I'm antisocial?

If you sought help it could improve greatly. Then you can enjoy life how it's supposed to be. People won't be  weary of you and you will be able to be happy not worrying about what kind of person you are.


What do you think of me asking my girlfriend not to wear the high heels that I gave her?


I don't want my girlfriend looking better than me.

It is wrong to deny someone to wear what they want when you bought it for them. You should work on your insecurities before projecting them on others.


Why can't she have to choose between her looks and being with me?

It's important that you work on your insecurities so that you do not have to compare how you look to how your girlfriend looks. You should not tell her how to dress just because you don't want her looking good. That is controlling behavior and she will realize that you are insecure.


I am tired of rubbing my pregnant wife's feet.

To what extent have you been giving her a foot rub?


I used to massage her feet for about 4 hours per week

You should support your pregnant wife. It is very stressful to carry and grow a baby inside so you should attend to her needs.


I don't think it's that hard to be pregnant really.

Think of your wife what she must be going through right now. You should do your part as a husband and soon-to-be father so you're expected to take care of your pregnant wife in any way possible.


Don't know why they refer to rape as " Non Consensual Sex". Surely "Semi-Consensual" is more accurate.


Why don't you just shut up, you liberal dumbass. You're not censored by free speech, you liberal retard.

I'm saying this because not only is your joke the opposite of funny, it's really inconsiderate and offensive. Acting like rape can be agreed upon is not funny.


My girlfriend and I played a prank on my neighbor.

What kind of prank did you pull on your neighbor?


Me and my girlfriend wrote on social media that I fucked her.

Posting lies about people on social media can have a major impact on their lives. If their family or romantic partners see that post, they may think it's true and confront them about it. It could end their relationship!


What's the big deal about that? I wanted to mess with her. I didn't actually fuck her. It's a prank.

Your interactions with your neighbor are going to be quite awkward after this and you should let them know it was just a joke. Getting along with your neighbors would be in your best interest since you both live right next to each another.


I think my friend is being way too judgmental

Why do you think this is happening? Is she being judgmental because you are not trying?


It is understandable why you would be upset, you are trying your best and she cannot see that. She should try to put herself in your shoes instead of being judgmental.


You don't know shit about my relationship with my friend and I'm thinking of getting a new one since this is not working out.

If you judge your friends you may find that they do not want to friends with you for long.


My best friend for refused to participate in my themed birthday party and I'm mad.

That's not good. Why are you mad at her?


I'm pissed of because she has hurt my feelings for refusing to wear a suit .

You should not expect everyone to just have a suit lying around for your pleasure. You should respect peoples boundaries or try to help them if they need a suit.


I can dress my friend in a suit if I want to and she should suck it up. Who does she think she is? It was my birthday and she should have done it.

As a friend she should have attended your party and being there for you but as a friend she does not have to wear what you want. It is not good to make your friends do what you want, when you want them to, it can make them rethink the friendship.


What's the reason behind breaking up with her?


There's no solid reason, just too many frustation.

When you break up with someone, you shouldn't expect to see them right away. If you don't want to be together, it could be beneficial to give each other some distance.


I guess I tend to be more accommodating in nature. You actually do seem fine with it, so I guess it's back to being single and enjoying life without responsibilities.


No, I just want to keep it from my girlfriend. I'm glad when she's sleeping.

It can be hard but sometimes it is good to reflect on yourself and figure out things before you talk to someone. Then when you are ready you can better explain things after reflecting and understanding yourself more.


Why don't you just mind your own business?

I'm just trying to help, you know. If you'd rather figure it out yourself, so be it.


We all know people who fuck dead people are called necrophiles, but what about people who fuck people who deserve to be dead? Negrophiles

Wow. Are you making a joke in reference to black people here?


Yes. They are a complete waste of space and I have no respect for that race.

Referring to black people as a waste of space is extremely disrespectful. Black people are just as worthy as any other race of people, and to say something like this is very hurtful.


Alright, I shouldn't have said that. I gotta go to my next class now.

I am glad you can see the errors of your ways. When you have some free time you should study some black history. It might change your perspective.


Jews And Niggers Do Have This In Common Their Both Too Fucking Lazy To Work

I find it racist to claim that black people and the Jewish are too lazy to work.


It's the truth. Africa is full of lazy Africans who do nothing but breed and get welfare checks from their European Union allies.

Claims that black and Jewish people are all too lazy to work are a generalization. Many are hard workers who've accomplished much in their lives. Would you like to learn more about the accomplishments of these people through online learning?


I'm not going to get rid of my daughter's cat even after my husband found out he was allergic to cats

why dont you want to get rid of the cat?


The cat was a gift to my daughter and I would feel bad getting rid of it.

It's not ok to not care about your husband's allergy of cat. I understand that the cat was a present but you're expected to put your husband's needs ahead of your pet.


It's just one cat, my husband talks too much and I don't give a fuck about him.

I can understand how much this cat means to you, but you should put your spouse's needs ahead of your pets. Maybe you can have your husband go to the doctor to see if there is anything he can do for his allergy so they can both live together.


What did hitler say to his soldiers? Shoot for the stars

Are you making a joke about Jewish people being murdered during the Holocaust?


The Holocaust was a horrific event and many Jewish people were killed. It's not appropriate to joke about Jewish people being murdered, it's very cold and heartless. You could read about what happened during the Holocaust so you can better understand the tragedy of it.


Do you think it's okay that I like to go after married women?

Do you want to be married to these women?


I don't. I just want to do dirty things with women who are way out of my league.

You shouldn't go after women who are married. If their husbands find out they will confront you.


That's kind of hot. The guy will try to fight me and I can outsmart him.

You shouldn't romanticize pursuing someone else's partner. It can lead to a lot of conflict, be harmful to you, and mess with people's lives. Wouldn't it be better to focus on women who are single?


I'm going to tell my flatmate to be more quiet while she's studying

How do you think she will react to that?


She might get mad, she's been studying for a while and she doesnt like to be interrupted.

While you shouldn't disrupt your flatmate while she studies if you can help it, you should ask her to be quieter if she's being loud and disturbing you. When you live with other people, you are expected to accommodate them and not be overly noisy and disruptive.


My study is important too and I want to say something back to her. I can't concentrate if she keeps making noise.

I understand that. As long as you let her know in a calm and respectful way, you will both benefit.


What did the jew say when he got on a bus? More gas

Tell me, is this the way you see jewish people?


I'm just repeating a joke I've heard before.

Just because you have heard it before does not mean it is right to say it out loud. This joke is very offensive to jewish people and we need to not trivialize events like this.


Asians are so obsessed with math, their porn has tentacles just so they can keep counting.

Was this meant to be a joke about Asians?


I think that these days, that stereotype is being strayed from. We should not try to make jokes about all Asians being nerds anymore. I think that jokes based on outdated stereotypes are a little classless.


There was no other choice for me at the time.

It looks like you worked hard to get where you are today. There is nothing wrong with living in a trailer though, you got to start somewhere.


I suppose that's true. It's just, the way everyone jokes about people who live in trailers, it makes me feel a bit ashamed of it.

I understand. Those kinds of jokes can feel really hurtful. You have nothing to be ashamed of, though.


Math person1 for intellectuals: Jimmy has five cookies and Jamal took three of them. What color is Jamal?

Are you saying that all black people are criminals? That doesn't seem right to me.


You call it an insult, I call it the truth. They are criminals by nature.

It is a racial stereotype that black people are thieves. Joking about such things continues the stereotype into new generations and makes the problem worse. Try to understand more about a race than just the stereotypes.


I have a crush on my friend. We're both female.

Well, what would it be like if you were really a boy?


It would be your traditional couple I guess.

You need to take the chance to confess to your friend even if you're both really female. It's wrong to hide such feelings, and even if she doesn't feel the same way you won't have regrets since now you'll know.


I'm not interested in dating my friend. She would hate me if I did that.

If you have a crush on your friend then you should let them know, no matter what gender they are. These are feelings that would be better told to the other person instead of simply being in your own head.


What do you call a middle class black person? I don't know. I've never met one.

What do you mean?  How would you refer to other folks with different backgrounds than yours?


People working class or upper class, they are worth interacting with.

I don't think it's right to say that black people are poor especially when there are many black people making lots of money in our society. It's also ignorant of the many advances the black community has made in terms of their finances.


My friend has a crush on my sister but is too scared to actually ask her on a date. So, I'm just gonna tell my sister how he feels.

I don't know if that's such a good idea. Do you want your friend to go out with your sister?


God no I don't want him to go out with her, but I just feel sorry for this kid because he has no self-esteem.

If your friend told you this in secret you should not tell. It is wrong to tell your friends' secrets.


I'm going to tell because it's funny, and my sister is not too smart. It's going to be hilarious.

This sounds like a cruel thing to do to someone. Your friend told you about his crush because he thought you would keep it a secret. Telling your sister that your friend has a crush on her will make your sister feel uncomfortable and also betray the trust of your friend.


It sound's very serious. Why did you get into a bar fight?


It's not worth living in this crappy world.

You don't have to be so pessimistic about the life. You'll end up getting hurt badly if you got into bar fights. You should avoid them.


I got them mad because they disrespected me.

I think there is some anger in you that needs to be let out sometimes. Why don't you take up mixed martial arts or boxing and see if that helps? At least it makes you a better fighter, and it will also do wonders for your mental health.


Don't you think some of the gifs you see online are way over the top?

Why do you think the gifs are way over the line?


Some of them are so weird and gross, they don't make any sense.

If you really don't like them, you should try to ignore them. Many people like making and sharing the gifs and I think they're here to stay. Try to remember that everyone has different tastes.


They're difficult to ignore, they're all over the internet. I can't get away from them.

I know what you mean, they really are everywhere. Do the best you can to not let them bother you. Eventually people may reduce their usage of them.


I'm mad at my friend that talks to her boyfriend 24/7.


They are too close. They are always texting or talking on the phone. She can't be my girlfriend if she is always with him.

It's okay to feel slighted when your friend spends all of her time talking with her boyfriend. Friends should be there for each other and if you don't interact with your friend, your relationship with your friend will suffer. You should talk to your friend about how you are feeling left out so that your friend has an opportunity to change her behavior for the better.


Sometimes I just get jealous of her, I think she is too pretty, cool, and damn smart. I'm just actually mean. I also want to start having sex with her boyfriend.

That is not fair to cause her harm. You should discuss with your friend how you feel and what is bothering you. You should not come between their relationship either as it will cause more harm to your friend.


I'm going to say I'd do one thing with my friend but do another with someone I'm talking to then proceed to f**k my chances with said person


I feel like contradicting myself and hiding it.

If you make a promise you should keep your word. If the other people find out you lied they might not trust you anymore.


It's hollow and meaningless, like most relationships.

Isn't your behavior something that contributes to meaningless relationships? You really should stick to your commitments and not screw people over.


It was not something I enjoyed. It affected me in a negative way.

Well I can understand why, have you told anyone about this? It is wrong to preform sexual acts on the people you are related to.


I have no one to tell about what happened.

What happened to you is pretty tragic. I know you said you don't have anyone to talk to so I would highly recommend you find a professional to talk to. This would really help your mental health.


How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? Trick person1. In Russia nothing changes. Not funny? Perhaps because it's not really a joke.

What are you trying to say about Russian people?


We're all boring and don't change. We do the same thing every day. We have jobs but we still live in communism.

To say that Russian people never change is to deny the progress that their country has made, and it is an unfair stereotype about Russians. Try not to make such a broad generalization about Russian people, and make an effort to get to know Russian people better so that you can see how progressive many are.


You can't change my mind, I just really dislike Russians.

Does it not seem kind of ironic that you believe Russians never change, but you also refuse to change your mind on them? You're being stubborn, I think, and you should try to realize that not every single Russian is the same.


What's the difference between a nigger and a chink? Only one is hung.

I think that sounds like a racist comment. What do you mean about black and Asian people when you say that?


I mean it's a joke you dumbass. Asians have small cocks and that's why they are so shy and timid.

Using racial slurs is very derogatory and is something that should be avoided. Additionally, it isn't appropriate to make generalizations about the genitals of black and Asian people since it reinforces negative stereotypes about how people approach sex and dating. Instead of making offensive comments regarding black and Asian people, why not be more positive and focus on non-offensive humor so that less racism is spread in the world?


Calling a man a cuck means that he is a beta, a loser in the world of comp.

That sounds pretty mean. In the future you should refrain from calling people these names. It is not very nice.


I don't care what you think, I'll tell anyone how I feel.

You won't make too many friends if you go around insulting people. Insults are very hurtful.


How about guys should wear thongs and girls should wear boxers?

What makes think about it that way? It seems odd.


I think it's a great idea, a thong is a great thing for a guy.

If you feel like wearing a thong, I say go for it, they do come in men's styles. There is no need to dictate what types of underwear each gender should wear.


I'm going to call to make thongs a thing.

I hate to burst your bubbles, but there are versions of boxers for women, so your idea is not new. The product already exists. You can buy thongs for men and boxers for women, so I guess you don't even need to do anything to promote your idea.


I lied to everyone about why I quit my job

Why did you want to lie about quitting your job?


I actually didn't quit, I was laid-off because I talk too much

I'm sorry that you lost your job, but you shouldn't lie to people about the reasons that you are no longer employed. Be honest with people in the future.


Do you think that lying about about your job makes it easier? Don't you think it just makes you more worried that everyone will find out that you lied? That would probably be even more embarrassing than just telling the truth.


I think my fantasy is distracting me from my perfectly good reality.


It is a alternate reality. Another world or planet where my mind goes when I'm bored

I know that this world is probably better than reality but you should not get lost in it. It is bad to hide from your reality. You should face your problems head on.


I understand that you enjoy living in your fantasy, but you can't do that at the expense of your reality. You need to try to live your best life in the real world, not only in your fantasy world.


I'm sending my in-laws to the badlands so they can disappear

That doesn't sound right. You didn't murder your in-laws or anything like that, did you?


Nope. I just sent them to the badlands and leave them alone there.

It's wrong to intentionally send people to dangerous areas since it can result in them getting lost, injured, or even killed. You should get your in-laws back to safety or otherwise their lives will be in danger and you will be legally responsible for anything bad that happens to them. If your in-laws are upsetting you try to talk with them about their behavior and work out a compromise instead of trying to get them hurt or killed.


I'm going to hurt them in some way if they don't shut up.

It sounds like there is some real tension between you and them. In order to avoid an escalated situation, I would seek help and talk things out with the two of them,


I'm going to call someone who brought up how depressed they are with no prior context. I think they are just seeking attention.


I'm not sure now, I need time to think about it

Maybe give her the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes depression is hard to detect, and they might just be putting up a front to make it seem like they are okay.


Does it bother you when people bring up their issues?

Yes, sometimes it can be kind of annoying when someone tries to seek attention by using something terrible like depression. But that is to assume the person is doing it on purpose. At times, you might just need to give others the benefit of the doubt because if they are truly depressed, it's important to be there for them.


That's a mean thing to say, you shouldn't insult people. Try to be nice instead.


Insulting people is rude and you should stop doing it. It seems to me you have some anger issues that need to be addressed and I suggest speaking with a therapist or counselor, as they can help you work to get to the core of your anger.


My daughter loves cheer but I want her to quit.


I want her to quit because it costs money. And she just does it for fun.

It's wrong to tell her to quit when she is having so much fun. Maybe you can ask her to get a part time job to cover some of the expenses.


What if I don't give a shit and force her to quit?

Then your daughter will resent you, because it sounds like she really loves this. You shouldn't take away something that your children love, even if it costs a little bit of money.


I want to ask my brother to ditch his wife

That sounds a bit controlling. Is there any particular reason you feel he should ditch his wife?


She is a terrible woman, just a bitch most of the time

I know that you feel as though your sister-in-law is not nice sometimes, but it isn't correct to tell your brother what to do with his relationship with her. Stay out of it.


I think she is a bitch but I have to stand-by my brother.

I understand that you care for your brother but sometimes getting in the middle of a relationship and forcing someone to do something can create issues for you and both parties involved. Even if your intentions are good they may not see it that way. It's better to be supportive of your brother but ultimately let him make his own decisions.


I can't stand most of my friends but they don't know it.


I've had enough of them and there isn't much I can do about it.

You should talk to them about how you feel. Nothing will change if you keep it to yourself.


What's the point of talking if they're all too stupid to listen.

It's not very kind to think of your friends that way. Try being more neutral towards them and objectively talk about your feelings, your friendships can be saved! You deserve to have friends you like.


I live in New Richmond , Ohio which is almost all White but the kids are brain-washed with Mtv and try to act like the Blacks they watch for hours in rap videos on Mtv .

What do you have against people of a different colour? How is acting like black rappers very wrong? I don't think this is truthful dialogue coming from you.


What do I have against coloreds? Nothing. But they are not as capable or intelligent than we are. Their genes are inferior so they should not breed with our superior white genes.

This is unfair to think that white kids can get so brainwashed by another race because of what they watch on TV. If you think about it, nothing else controls the kids except themselves. I believe if they want to act that way then why not, it's their life.


While dating old rich guys just for their money, I cheat on them with young fit guys.

For what reason to you want to have so much money?


Not only is it wrong to date people just for their money, but you should not cheat because it hurts people.


I've had affairs in the past and I'm going for a good looking young guy for a date tonight.

Your disregard for other's feelings is upsetting, as your constant cheating has undoubtedly hurt your partners. Lying and taking advantage of them for their money is immoral and you should address the reasons behind your faulty approach towards dating and relationships.


Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all of the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

I feel like you're being offensive. Why would you say that about mexico?


They are all thugs. I want to see them GONE from America

Comments that demean Mexicans and immigrants are hurtful and wrong. These comments come from an ignorant and racist mentality. It would be beneficial for you to consider how you might feel if hurtful comments were made about you or someone you love.


WTFFFF you little shit your shit talking to me, our athletes aren't that great they are here to take our money and shoot meth sorry dumber

You have insulted me and the athletes where I just merely stated something that is a fact about Mexicans and how you should be more respectful about your comments. I hope you stop insulting people so that people won't actively avoid you and not have someone to have meaningful conversations with in the end.


I'm thinking of sending my son to school with a medical mask even after they demanded he remove it

What will your son's teacher say if they see that?


I'm not interested in what they have to say about it

Do whatever you feel is best for your child. It is not disturbing other children for your child to wear a mask.


I agree, the school should be enforcing everyone to wear masks during a pandemic.


How about I smile at other's misfortune?

That seems mean. Why do you smile when others experience misfortune?


I find it funny when stupid people have to deal with their own stupid doings.

There's no reason for you to personally enjoy the misfortune of others. People are going to think that you are cruel and stop talking with you unless you quit judging others and finding joy in their rough times.


What? People have a hard time living because they fucked up. They have enough to deal with but continue messing up to the point that I find their lives funny.

Sometimes it is hard to get out of hole even if they were the ones digging. But laughing at their misfortunes will not make them more motivated to do better. It will just make them not want to try.


He was mentally and physically unstable.

I'm sorry he was like that, that must've been hard. That being said, if he didn't want you contacting his other family you should respect his privacy!


I don't know your family, but if he is out of your life and you think he was mentally and physically unstable then it is probably for the best if you don't see him. You should just respect that he is gone and private for a reason, even if that is difficult to do.


What do you think of these anti-bullying movements? I think they're terrible because others are unable to teach their children to behave as decent human beings.

What do you think we should do instead of anti-bullying movements?


Some people really deserve a punch in the face.

Even thought it might feel better just to punch somebody, anti-bullying movements are good. Bullying people can lead to people feeling alone and wanting to kill themselves so it is good to stop bullies.


So we should consider the bullies feelings and let them get away with it?

No, we should not let bullies do anything because bullying is pretty bad. You shouldn't want others to be hurt just because you believe that they would learn from it, because the truth is that most of those people would learn nothing and just be living in fear. How would you like to live in fear?


I'm planning to go to the ancient ruins to steal something valuable.

Are you really going to do that? Why would you steal from there?


I hear the ruins are frequented by lonely travellers and vagrants and there is a lot of good stuff to take.

It's wrong to steal from anywhere but especially ancient ruins. They are historical and important. Try getting a job for money instead.


I want to make them rich since they are always clamoring for money.

Getting rich by stealing is a very dishonest way to get ahead. You need to find a job and work for things that you want.


Oh no, what happened? Were you using a computer screen for a long time?


Yes, I always play computer games without glasses.

It's irresponsible of you not to wear glasses when you are playing video games. You should not neglect your vision because you might go blind when you get old. Losing your sight over video games is quite petty.


I play with low brightness settings and use software to avoid it.

I still would recommend going to an eyesight specialist or a doctor so that they can make sure your eyesight is healthy and what you can do to not damage it any further. Playing on low brightness is a good first start, but I hope you do more than that.


I can't get over an infatuation I have over a married friend.


She reminds me of someone from my past and I was hurt deeply by them.

It is understandable to be infatuated with someone when they remind you of someone you had feelings for from your past. You need to realize that the person you are infatuated with is not that person and be sure not to act on your feelings or do anything that will cause harm or problems with their marriage. Especially if that person doesn't feel the same way about a relationship with you as you feel about them.


You need to keep you infatuation private. Telling her would only make your relationship weird. Worst case, she will stop being friends with you to protect her marriage.


What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans? The pair of jeans only has one fly on it.


What? It's just a joke, why do you have to take it so seriously?

Comments about Ethiopian folks can be rude to them. I don't think you'd like it if similar jokes were told about your country.


I'm thinking of laughing at my starstruck girlfriend


Because she never makes fun of my jokes, but finds this star so funny even though I don't agree.

Ehh...Making fun of her could be a minefield. Hopefully you don't let her take it the wrong way.


I don't want her to get upset so I will try to be gentle about it.

Good thinking, you should not laugh at your partner, so make sure it is funny for both of you.


What makes you want to poison your guests?


I don't know I hope they didn't eat it all.

Exposure to high enough amounts of arsenic can be fatal. You should instead use proper care when preparing a meal for your guests and make it the best that it can be.


If you are trying to commit murder you need to stop. Arsenic poisoning can also effect you. Please tell them so they can receive the proper medical attention.


What does 6ix9ine and a black kids dad have in common? Both are locked up in prison for life.

Seriously? Why would you make a racist joke like that?


They do it to themselves so what are you implying, I'm a racist for the fact that the statement is true.

Just because someone is black doesn't make them a criminal. That's a very bad racist idea to spread around.


What are you implying? I never said all black people are criminals. I was talking about the two cases.

Black dads would imply that all black fathers are in prison, wouldn't it? People would consider that racist, and you shouldn't make jokes like that.


why is duck duck goose and not called chicken nugget chicken nugget burnt chicken nugget there were too many kids being beaten up when they select a black kid for burnt chicken nugget

Can you please explain what you are saying about black people?


Calling black people burnt could be really hurtful. I think we should treat all people as equals and judge people on their actions and how they treat other people not because they were born of a different race.


What do you think if I tie up the girl in a stall in the barn?

Are you serious? Why do you want to tie her up?


Tying someone up in a barn is wrong to do. It is kidnapping and you should let her go immediately.


I'm sorry. Did I jump to conclusions? Either way, tying anyone up, especially in a barn, is a bad idea because no one likes being tied up, so you shouldn't do it.


I hate my parents for getting me such a god-damned ugly gift

You are not being grateful to your parents, who bought a nice gift for you. You should be thankful that they care about you enough to get you a gift.


I can't believe my parents bought me a bad gift! This gift is too ugly and shouldn't even be sold in stores!

It's normal to not love every gift your receive, but you should still be appreciative and be grateful. Reacting so strongly towards this gift comes across as a bit rude and I think you should focus on the thought and consideration your parents put into getting a gift for you, regardless of what it is.


Have you ever been mad at someone when you find out about their true feelings towards gay people?

I'm not sure, how did you feel when they revealed their true feelings?


He said that he hates them and they shouldn't have any rights in our society.

It's reasonable to be mad at a friend if they have ignorant views towards homosexuals. You should always be honest with your friends.


I don't think I can ever speak to him after learning that he feel that way.

You should use this as an opportunity to change his mind and make him see how ignorant his views are. Try to change his mind and get him to show kindness to people that are different from him.


I hide the fact that I am a nudist from my wife

Why do you want to hide your nudist lifestyle from your wife?


I am scared about her reaction about it.

You should not have any behaviors that your cannot tell your wife about. You are being dishonest with your wife about your lifestyle and preferences. You should give your wife a chance to accept you for who you are.


You know your relationship best, so I'll respect that choice.


I don't want to make my fathers daughter feel more included

Why don't you want her to feel included?


She's been talking to me a lot about her problems, something I don't give a crap because I'm a man.

It can be hard to get along with your siblings but you have to try to get along and make her feel included. Otherwise your parents might get upset.


I don't care about her. She is no relation to me. I don't have to do anything I don't want to.

I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sure your father wants everyone to get along. I know you don't like hearing her talk since you are older, but you should really try and include others.


Should I go ahead and yell at my friend for laughing at a girl who was crying?

Why diid your friend laugh at her, and why was she crying?


She didn't have any reason at all to cry that I could see, that's why he was laughing at her.

If your friend behaved in an unkind, bullying manner, then you should tell him that was wrong. It is rude to laugh at someone who is crying; that shows a lack of empathy.


Ugh she just overreacted, if she cared and hate me that much than I didn't want her as a friend anyways.

I think it would be better for all of you to come together and try to apologize. What was going on was really mean, and the poor girl needs to know that the bully won't get away with their behavior. It's wonderful you are trying to defend her.


My friend is non-vegan and I want to switch their dairy milk to oat milk.

Seems odd if you ask me. Why replace their milk without them knowing?


I don't like him and I want to see him suffer

You shouldn't replace your friends milk unless they know you are going to do it. You are not only tampering with their items, but you are also going behind their back in this way.


What's the big deal? He deserves it, he's a dick

You may be mad at him but that doesn't make it right to play mean tricks on him. It's a cliche but two wrongs don't make a right and that always is the case. If he's a dick either confront him or stop being friends, its much better than being immature.


That seems fine to me. Do you usually joke around with your teacher?


It's good to joke around with other people. Make sure to keep it respectful though.


My teacher is a highly intelligent individual. I respect them.

It sounds like the two of you have a good relationship! Being able to get along and joke with your teacher is a good thing, and it makes them feel appreciated.


they always put me down and use me with their needs

If you are being mistreated, it is good to let your SO know that you are unhappy. Maybe you can work things out by communicating, but if not, then it might be best to break up.


Maybe I will, and I will be heartbroken.

I wish you both the best. If you talk with them try to not be accusatory because it could blow the situation up further.


Where do you stick a black jew? In the back of the oven

What a racist joke! Are you sure about what you are saying here?


How else do you want me to treat the thing? If they wanna call it racist, they call it that.

The holocaust was a horrible event that left many scars and many more dead. It's of bad taste to make jokes about them in any way and especially about black jews. It's seen as being insensitive and supporting of the nazi regime.


Racist jokes that make light of a horrible tragedy aren't just jokes. They hurt many people by making the holocaust seem like no big deal. It would be great if you told jokes that weren't filled with hate.


How about I don't respect my girlfriend's boundaries because I don't like it?

Are you respecting your girlfriends boundary now?


Yes, I respect them now, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to challenge it.

You should respect other peoples boundaries. If you cannot do so you should break up before you push her too far.


Sometimes I think it's better if I break up with her now before things get too far

It would be smart to break up with her if you want to push her like that. It's wrong to want to push people, and it means you may not love or respect her as much as you thought that you did.


I just watched a video of a cop getting shot to death while wearing a body cam. I need closure to know that justice was eventually served

Oh wow, that's scary.  Did the shooter get away with it or get caught?


I read in the newspaper that he was convicted for murdering two officers.

It sounds tragic but I'm sure that brought you some closure. It's good that the murderer was brought to justice.


I agree, I was happy to learn the result of the case.  It took me some time to get over it still, however.

I'm happy that you were eventually able to get closure.  It's good to keep things in perspective and to remove the stress of such an event on yourself.


Chad Doesn't Even Need to Open his Mouth to Have Femherroids Throwing Themselves at Him, While We Don't Even Need to Open Our Mouths to Get Branded as "Creeps". All there is for us is cope or rope.


Anyone who has small, deformed or bad-looking body. Those guys are creeps and they should go on a suicide.

It is unfair to generalize that all women are shallow and want "Chads". I think it is pretty unfair to decide what others find attractive, every one is different.


What do a women and a personification have in common? They are both objects with given personalities


Women are human and not objects. I don't know where this prejudice came from but you should try talking to them and make some friends. You might find some common ground then.


I don't have a job, and I'm going to tell my wife not to bring the topic up anymore.

Does she bug you about it? I can see why that would be frustrating.


Yeah, she nags me about it all the time.

I understand you wanting your partner to stop nagging but she's not wrong in thinking you should get a job, or at least you need to be looking for one. At your age having a job is expected.


You have to get my perspective. I'm having a difficult time because of my shity minivan.

There are alternatives to looking for jobs that don't require leaving your home. There are websites online that post job openings. You can even apply from your home!


I took the umbrella out of my brother's backpack when the forecast called for rain. Good joke huh?

I don't find it funny at all. What were you thinking?


I don't think taking someone's item without permission is funny either.

Ok, then why did you do it? If your brother did this to you first, this isn't the best way to solve the problem. You should try talking with your brother first.


It's not like he could have used it. I just wanted to see his reaction.

Just leave his stuff alone from now on. It's mean to take it without him knowing. Who knows when he might need it.


I want to go on holiday without my stepdaughter


I don't see why I can't do that. Maybe she could go on holiday with some other family members.

It is not a good idea to leave her behind even if she can go with someone else. She probably already feels like an outsider within your family, so you shouldn't make her feel even more excluded, especially during vacations.


I think we are on separate holiday schedules.

If you are on separate holiday schedules then you should see if you can change your dates. It could lead to problems with your spouse if you leave the child behind.


I'm going to have dinner with my ex and son without including my current girlfriend


I'm going with my ex girlfriend because she's the only one who is willing to go with me.

While it's great to hang out with your son, it's not cool to do it with your ex. Exes should always be off limits, because the spark might rise again and you could find yourself in a lot of drama and trouble.


It's a date. I love her and I don't know what more you want me to say.

Usually people no longer see an ex when they are in a new relationship. This will really upset your current partner.


Am I in the wrong because I resent my dad for making my family move?


It was a fun town to be in, but my dad wanted to get away from all of that.

Moving is stressful, even when you want to move. I can understand why you would be upset that your dad made your family move. But, this is a new opportunity for you, and you can use this chance to reinvent yourself or discover new things.


I guess. But, I don't like the people around my new town.

You will learn to make new friends and things will work out. I get that you are mad now about the move but you should start to be more positive sooner than later.


I need an escort to the dance, so I ask my friend if he knows any hookers.

Why did you ask your friends if they knew any hookers?


I can hire them and then fuck them after the dance.

It is strange but it is okay to ask your friends for advice. They might share the same interests and be able to help you.


It would be easier to rip off my own arms than find a real date so I might just do that if I can't hire a hooker.

I hope you were joking about that. Your friend might be able to set you up with another girl from school instead. They might not let in outsiders to the dance anyways.


I would love a race war between us and whites


Nope, I want it! I want to hurt the white people who hurt me

Wanting a race war is wrong. It would bring violence and murder to your own family.


Hey a race war is inevitable. The death of white people will happen.

I don't understand why you'd desire death and destruction, that's so wrong. Why not wish for peace and community instead?


whats the difference between Amanda Todd and FemiNazi's? at least Amanda Todd knew when to give up on life.

Is this what you think of people giving their life, fighting for equal rights?


Of course not, I just wish those whiny feminists would stop bashing the male gender and just shut up already.

Feminists are trying to fight for their equality. There is no need for you to be wishing harm on them. If you were treated with such disrespect, you would have the same demands too.


Do I really have to say how I think prostitution should be legal in the United States? Here's my argument.

How can you make your arguments like this? Seriously though?


It's just my point of view. It doesn't have to be the only right argument.

If you feel that prostitution should be legal, you are well within your rights to say so. Free speech for things that you believe in is important, even if what you say is not a popular or widely held view.


I agree with you. Prostitution is legal in most states. People do it just because they enjoy it. They pay taxes and get health insurance with medical examinations.

You can argue for any cause you feel like it. Its good to have an opinion if it is strong. You can persuade who you want if you can.


What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What a rude joke to make. Why would you make fun of handicapped people like that?


I'm only saying, girls like strong men and handicapped ones are not strong. People like you just want to be pampered by a handicapped person.

There are a lot of strong people who are also handicapped. They need to adjust and learn a new way to live and that takes a lot of will power and strength.


Disabled people can still find love, there's always a special someone for everyone. Your bias against the handicapped is too deep, you should go easier on them and stop being a bully.


What's the difference between a baby and watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sledge hammer and the other is a fruit.

Oh my I cannot believe what you are saying about babies.


It's just a joke. I don't really feel that way.

It is really bad to joke that babies are good to smash. This is very upsetting to people, especially parents, and you just shouldn't talk about it.


I'm not saying that I hate babies, I just want to know why everyone reacts so negatively and gets offended.

It's because it's a disturbing joke. No one wants to imagine what you are joking about.


My mother confuses me so much and it bothers me.


I'm pissed off about my mom. She's the kind of person that thinks the whole world is the problem, rather than her.

I'm sorry the world is against your mom, but if it's been going on for so long then the two of you need to work together and try to combat these opinions about her. Neither of you need to suffer like this.


I think she just sucks at life. Everyone else knows that she's bad, but they let her get away with her behavior.

If that's the case, then maybe it's time that you had a talk with her about her behavior. It's not your responsibility to manage your mother's behavior, but if you care about her behavior and about her, then it may be a good idea to help her make a change.


Because he loves me even though my family is kind of crazy

It's nice to be loving to your partner. I'm sure this makes him feel really happy.


Yeah, he's super hot... He's very nice. Every time I see him, I fall in love with him again.

It's great to hear that you are so happy in your relationship! Not everyone is as lucky as you to find someone they are so in love with and loves them back too.


I'm going to beat up the mail lady for forgetting to deliver my vape juice


Violence is immoral because it thrives on hatred rather than love. You should instead just ask her what happened to your package and try to find out updates that way.


I don't think I will. If I beat her up, people will know about it and will watch out for her.

You obviously shouldn't beat her up for any reason, let alone forgetting a delivery. How do you know it was her fault?


That seems extreme. What has she done to you?


She disappointed me a lot in a number of ways.

It is bad to cut family out of your life. If you have a problem with her you should talk about how you feel and get a mutual understanding.


I don't think talking is going to help. I'm going to cut her off right now.

You really shouldn't until you have talked to  her. You might regret not trying to fix your relationship with your parent later on.


I'm at the restaurant and I'm going to go ahead and eat and not wait for my brother.

Do you know when your brother is going to get to the restaurant?


I really don't know when he's arriving, and I was supposed to wait for him.

It is understandable and acceptable that you begin eating if you have been waiting on your brother for awhile at the restaurant. You should make an attempt to call your brother first. This will show that you at least tried to wait for him to arrive.


I just don't feel like waiting for him anymore. He is always doing this to me.

It's rude when people are always late and don't value your time. I understand your frustration and I think you're perfectly justified in going ahead and eating your meal. Perhaps doing so will make your brother rethink his constant tardiness and manage his time better in the future.


I'm not listening to my wife when she tells me how I should do a presentation


She just always want to have a control of everything. She wants to be a leader in everything.

If it's your job she should just let you do it. It's not up to her how you do your job.


My wife thinks she runs the world. She's an overemotional bitch

I understand that you don't want her to be overbearing and want to just do your job without her input, but you don't need to call her a bitch. Instead you should talk to her about how her comments make you feel, and ask her to just let you do your work on your own.


Can I kiss someone else while in a relationship?

Why would you need to kiss someone else when you're already in a relationship?


Because I'm thirsty as hell, I just want to have as much as I can.

Sometimes we can be tempted by someone other than our partner, but it's important that you remain faithful to your partner. If you're already in a relationship with someone, then you shouldn't be kissing someone else or you will be breaking your partner's trust. If you can't resist kissing someone else besides your partner, then you need to break up with your current partner.


You will have fun, until your SO finds out and then breaks up with you. How would you feel after that?


I'm thinking of taking some air out of my stepdad's tires since they are under-inflated.

What do you think he will feel if he finds out?


I think he will be very angry at me for this, but I have to do what I have to do.

He has the right to be angry at you, you might kill him if he doesn't notice that the tires are out of air. His car could go out of control and get into a big accident, and you are going to be responsible for it. Is him really dying worth whatever grudge you have for him?


Then he better stop pissing me off, though.

That doesn't give you the right to damage his car and put his life in danger.


I've sent money to 4 different girls on instagram

Why did you send money to 4 different girls?


I wanted to get closer to them, make them like me and get affection from them.

Money should be used for constructive purposes. Giving your money away to vulnerable girls to get them to be attracted to you is manipulative. You should get to know girls and let them get to know you instead of trying to buy their friendship.


My money, my rules and I want more money

Money is a tool that should be used to purchase things, not people. Using your money to get friendships will cause people to start a cycle of using you for your money. In the long run, this will only make you feel lonely.


I'm going to sleep with my best friends girlfriend

Why would you sleep with your best friends girlfriend?


You would be engaging in dishonest behavior if you sleep with your best friends girlfriend. You should be more caring and loyal to your best friend. If your friend catches you with his girlfriend you will lose him as a friend.


Fuck that guy. I don't want him to get mad for something I didn't even do because of a girl he dated.

He would be mad if you continue with this thought. On the other hand, if you throw away this thought you can continue to be friends with him and he won't be angry at all.


Democrat politicians are a rapey weapon of mass destruction and Globalists are still trying to call the shots.

What does this have to do with politics?


It is okay to not like Democrats, but you should be more careful with your words. You can easily hit them hard with facts and stats and not have to stoop low like this.


I'm happy for my friend Ahmed, he just came to join me in Paris. On another note, anyone seen my truck keys?

What is this supposed to mean? Are you making a rude joke against Muslims?


No I meant to say that a muslim terrorist is a nice person over there.

Those kind of jokes labelling muslims as terrorists are very harmful. You are perpetuating a damaging mindset for others to be brainwashed into believing. The majority of muslims want nothing to do with terrorism.


Tell me what. Am I supposed to call him Tamer? People call him a terrorist but he didn't do it. He is also a nice person.

Well if you want to protect your friend, then why make jokes about him that make him sound like a terrorist and a bad person? You shouldn't put people down with jokes, even if you think they might be funny.


What do you think of me sleeping with other men?


I heard there was a study that at least two thirds of all women have slept with another man. I didn't want to feel left out.

I think that was a bad way to go about things. It is wrong to cheat on your significant other. If you want to date around then you should be honest with your partner.


I'm not seeing anyone so I don't care. I just want to shag around.

If you are with someone it is best to be with just them and not others. Dating many people becomes complicated.


I'm going to yell at a guy who was texting while driving through a ymca parking lot


I'm so pissed off by people who don't have respect for others

I know that texting and driving is not the safest thing to do but at least he was in the parking lot and not barrelling down the road. You shouldn't yell at him, but it wouldn't hurt to gently remind him.


Come on, it should be illegal to text while driving.

It is illegal to text while driving but at least the stranger you describe wasn't texting flagrantly. It's not ok to enforce your own law on them.


Why do you feel intolerant of your family?


I hate them for living like this and I'll never be like them.

While family should be there for each other, sometimes it is difficult to be tolerant of them if their behavior is seriously wrong.  Depending on the severity of their actions, it might be okay for you to disassociate with them.


You are missing my point I'm intolerant because I love them and I want to destroy them.

Whether you love or care for your family, if they are treating you abusively, then you shouldn't be feeling so hostile toward them.  If they've done something that annoys you, tell them about it, but don't have fantasies about destroying them.


My daughter is 16 and wants to shave her head for charity. I think it's a bad idea.

Why do you think it's a bad idea for her to shave her head for charity?


I think she'll regret shaving her head and it will take so long for her to grow her hair back.

Wanting to protect your children form the world is completely understandable but she is a young adult now. You should embrace letting her make her own choices as long as it wont cause her harm. I think you're doing a great thing by letting her do that.


I guess I'll let her do it if she really wants to do it.

It's great that your daughter is willing to make such a big sacrifice for charity. I think you'll be very proud of her decision and it's great that you're letting her make her own choices.


I bought a fake diploma and everyone was impressed and they never found out I bought it.


I didn't do well at the university, my GPA was not good and they didn't care about anything else I did.

I can see where you are coming from. It's wrong to buy something just to impress other people. I don't think anyone would care you if you left or graduated college.


I just think it's important to have the diploma. I don't care if other people think I'm smart.

You're right that you need a diploma to have a decent job but it's wrong to to have a fake one. It's of no use to get a job as there will be a background check. It's alright if you didn't do well in university but be honest.


Not very cool- why would you want to damage a car like that?


There was a shit load of problems with the car. I hate this car, I think it deserves it!

If you've been using someone's possession it's wrong and inappropriate to damage it just because you are frustrated with it. This is especially true for an expensive item like a car where damaging the paint could cost thousands of dollars to repair. You should always try to return something that you've been using in the same state as it was when you received it otherwise you should make amends for the damage caused.


I just wanted to fuck up the car and get back at it. Sue me.

You have to understand that you aren't getting back at the car, you would be harming the person who lent you the car. Regardless of the car's condition, they did something nice for you and you should feel gratitude towards the gesture rather than anger.


I've got a joke. How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed? Easy. Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids is a pinata.

What are you trying to say? Are you making fun of black people's hair?


Making a joke about a black kids hair sticking to velcro is extremely messed up. Then, you make it even worse saying that Mexican kids should hit them like a pinata while they are hanging. This statement comes across as pretty racist to be honest.


Jokes like that are in bad taste. You shouldn't be making jokes like that about people and their racial makeup.


What do you call a time traveling terrorist? A blast from the past.


You shouldn't joke about terrorist attacks. They affect and destroy the lives of many people and should not be trivialized.


Whenever my friends are over I don't want to hear about my wife's day.

What bothers you most about your wife's stories?


It's not that I don't want to hear her stories, I just HATE when she ruins one of my jokes.

It's fine if you don't want your wife to tell certain stories in front of your friends. You should talk to your wife about how the stories affect you and what you would like to change. By expressing yourself, your wife will understand how her actions bother you.


Okay I'll do it your way and try talking to her...she must be mad now.

She might be mad, but she'll get over it a lot faster this way than if you had attempted to exclude her by lying or any other nefarious means. You should always let your wife know whenever you have an issue, because that's the quickest and most mature way to handle it.


I'm thinking of being petty with my younger sibling because they took something from me from 8 years ago

What made you carry the grudge that long?


He needs to be kept in his place for what he did.

It's unhealthy to carry a grudge for that long. It was 8 years ago and I am pretty sure it was just a mistake.


I think I will hold it a little while longer.

I don't think you should give this any more time. Usually grudges prove pointless and only harm the one who has a grudge.


I think the age of consent should be lower

Why do you think the age of consent should be lower?


Because if the age of consent is lower then lots of 15-year-olds would have better sex lives. If there were a legally allowed age of 13 for example, sex would be more meaningful and consensual activities would be all the rage instead of pedophilia.

It isn't appropriate to want the age of consent to be lower and to sexualize young teens since they are still going through puberty and do not have the emotionally maturity and life experience to consent properly to sex. Instead of concerning yourself with the sex lives of teenagers, you should instead think about people who are 18 years of age or older.


It just makes sense to lower the age of consent. I mean 13 is too young but sometimes 16 is on the older side.

What you are saying does not make sense at all. We have a standard that 18 is an adult and below that is not an adult. Trying to lower the consent age is immoral and unecessary.


Simple, he is homeless and people like him should not exist

It's wrong to be so greedy with your things. You should always help people if you are able.


I will if I want to! I don't care if it's the rule!

If you have enough to give, you should help the man. You would want others to extend help to you if you needed it. Being greedy helps nobody.


If there's a feminist club at our school. I would totally rape them

Why would you ever say things like that?


If you really think that feminists deserve to be raped, then you may have some sexist tendencies that I suggest you work on so that you don't be a sexist. If you do encounter a feminist club, try to join them and listen to what they have to say and try to form a more positive opinion towards the different people you have at school.


When was black employment rates the highest? Before the civil war.


Do I really need to explain it? Slaves were workers and further on they had jobs as waiters in restaurants and stuff. Just learn some history you Ralph-lookin' Rapscallion.

You are not fair when you speak of blacks and their dates of employment, in fact history says much different. I think you are reading in the wrong library, make sure you look in other places for the correct information about black's employment. Black lives and feelings matter, I would not say such words for hurting them.


(expletive) you. How many black friends do you have?

Enough to know that joking about slavery is not a good thing to do.


I want to borrow a friend's truck to move and return it with a quarter tank of gas

Have you borrowed your friend's truck before?


When you got the truck from your friend it had gas in it, so returning with less gas is inconsiderate. Fill up the tank before you return the truck.


You don't have to but it's the nice thing to do, especially if your friend is letting you borrow his truck.


Do you know why you are having nightmares of your ex?


If a situation with your ex is causing you distress, you should talk to someone you trust about it. This will help you to have support in dealing with the fears you may be facing.


We broke up, why can't I go to sleep? I'm feeling stressed because I feel that she hates me.

So she hasn't threatened you, right? Sounds like the breakup has been difficult, nonetheless. You should consider counseling; it can help you navigate the situation.


A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that from?". The parrot replies, "Africa. There are tons of them."

Why would you make that kind of joke against black people?


Black people are slaves. The parrot has the right to owning slaves too.

You shouldn't joke around about black people being slaves. That sort of thing is hurtful.


Why do you wish you were more productive today?


I have a job interview tomorrow and if I don't get the job, my family will be upset.

I agree it would be good if you could be productive today and prepare for the interview. Get up and start moving and you might surprise yourself at how productive you become.


Well make sure you have your outfit ready and gas in your car to begin with. You can also look up online practice job interview person1s so you get a feel. And lastly make sure you have your resume filled out and ready to go.


I want to abandon the dog on the side of the highway.

That's not okay. Isn't there somewhere else you could take the dog?


Yes, but I don't want to make any effort.

You are responsible for the dog. It's cruel to abandon it, especially near a busy road. You should find a new home for it instead.


I knew it... your exactly the same as everybody else. Fuck you too!!

Dumping animals is a crime. They require people for survival. It is much kinder to just call animal control to come pick up the dog than abandon it where it might get hit.


I think it's wrong for one of my professors to put an entire chapter online as a self-study

Is it difficult for you to complete the chapter by yourself.


It's understandable that you need help getting through the chapter. Asking a classmate or your professor for help or helpful resources will enable you to complete your work.


I shouldn't have to do online self study and the professor should be doing his job and teach me.

I'm sorry that this is frustrating for you. It's okay to need help getting your school work completed. Maybe the professor had an emergency come up that they weren't able to get too.


I think I am going to tell this cashier off since I feel they are chastising my daughter.

Why did the cashier feel the need to chastise your daughter?


She was on her cellphone instead of talking to the cashier. This caused the cashier to become upset and scold her.

While that would definitely be frustrating if the cashier were asking your daughter person1s and she was ignoring them, the cashier shouldn't have chastised them either. But, you have to remember that cashiers may see hundreds of customers a day and being polite goes a long way.


No worries, my daughter is still the best little girl anyone could ever ask for. But for some reason I feel like a bad parent.

You are not a bad parent, you just became emotional at someone else parenting your daughter. It is fine to feel this way, just understand that your daughter probably should stay off of her phone when interacting with different people perhaps and let the phone stay in her pocket until there is more privacy.


I'm not going to get my friends an access key to my apartments gym.

Why are you locking them out from your gym?


I'm sorry that keep taking advantage of you, and you shouldn't be complacent about them. It is not their gym and they don't live at your apartment, so you have no obligation to let them in. It's only your rules, and they should follow suit or they can mess your place up more.


I just want to remove their access to it.

Okay. well it's better that your friends respect your rules.


Have we talked about this? I think that vaccines are one of the greatest inventions in history. But I also think that many great inventions were twisted by greed.

So you think greed has tainted vaccines?


Yes. I have never been vaccinated. My body is very healthy.

I can back you up when it comes to believing that a lot of pharmaceutical companies are driven by greed. For example, insulin costs should not be where it is right now. However, vaccines are healthy and is recommended for you so that you will not get diseases and sickness especially today with an ongoing pandemic that have already killed millions of people worldwide.


Maybe so, but I still don't trust the pharmaceutical companies.

You're entitled to your opinion, as you don't discourage others from getting vaccinated. Vaccines have been around for over a century. They've save hundreds of thousands of lives.


You should do the best you can to save the family fish if possible. I would think your nephew likes the pet and would be sad if it died.


It's just a fish, I'll let it die and we can be done with it.

Think about how your nephew would feel if the fish died. You should do your best to keep it alive to keep him happy.


Is it okay if I want to break the lease?

For real? Are you serious? Is there a reason you want to break the lease?


Seeing as you have no reason to break the lease it is wrong for you to do so. This will not look good on your record when it comes to renting again. I would think about what you are doing beforehand.


It's fine. I'll break it and worry about the consequences later.

You are going to be sorry for breaking it for no real reason. Those things are important for you to respect because of the references for another place to stay. I think you need to control your intentions right now.


I just want to test the theory that seeing the stuff through my eyes is different than others.

Your reasoning behind stealing doesn't make sense. You shouldn't take the kid's bag because it doesn't belong to you.


WTF! I can do whatever the fuck I want, who died and made you prince?

You technically can do what you want, but stealing is wrong, and think about how upset it would make the kid. They likely have a lot of things they like in that bag, and they would be very sad to have it stolen. Why do something so cruel?


My boyfriend does so much for me and while I love him, I don't think he realizes how much he means to me. He's the best part of my life and I feel selfish for dating someone as amazing as him.


I'm not sure, maybe it is because he has feelings for me?

You're lucky to have him and it sounds like you're having a difficult time reconciling your doubts with his kind actions towards him. Perhaps you could talk to a counselor and figure out why you don't feel like you deserve to be treated in such a great was as your boyfriend treats you.


You deserve to be loved and treated well and if you're having trouble not being able to accept such kindness then seeking out help is a good solution. It's great that you appreciate him, but you should be able to do so in a way that you know you're worthy of it.


I left products on random shelves in big stores when I change my mind about needing them


Yes, they pleaded with me to acknowledge my mistake, I'm sorry it is just that I change my mind all the time

If you don't want an item any longer, either put it back where it belongs or give it to the cashier so she can have it put back. If you don't, the store clerks have to search the aisles and put the items back where they should be, which makes extra work.


I will try to remember that in the future.

Serious though! You should at least give the item to the cashier. It is frustrating to me as a customer when I find products ten aisles away from where they are supposed to be.


Why would you say such a terrible thing?


Don't you think this statement is racist? The Jews are not taking over the world though a magical banking cabal.


I thought my person2s were good. I thought the world would be better like this.

How about you get to know some jewish people you might have a lot in common. You can talk to a rabi if you want to learn more about their faith.


I think people who disrespect the flag should be put to death for treason


I saw a video of a terrorist burning all American flags on the news.

I can see that you are proud of your country, and angry at violent terrorist.   But it is bad to wish death on others, especially those who are just protesting.  Freedom of speech is a cornerstone of the country we both love.


It's just an opinion. I can think whatever I want and the best punishment for treason is death. I should contact the media about this.

You're right that you are entitled to your opinions, but you need to accept that others have the same right, even if they burn the flag to get attention.  The great thing about this country is that everyone can express their opinions, so you can contact the media if you want, but other people can still burn flags.  It is frankly un-American to deny them that right.


When gab would not respond to me about getting my original username back I knew then an there this app had no future an would fail.

I think you misunderstood gabs person2. It was not supposed to be offensive, it was a coincidence.


Yeah cuz I'm retarded for being born a jew. I was born with 10 toes. Are you saying that's inaccurate too ?

It sounds like you are ashamed of being Jewish and I am here to tell you that there is nothing wrong with it. We need to stop thinking that Jewish people are bad.


I started calling him pepper jack like the cheese


Yea, it's a cute, unique name for a dog. Or maybe it's not as good as I think it is.

I think that that is a cute nickname though. It is cute when you give names that are not typical names.


There's nothing wrong with that. I like cute things too!


Your fear is reasonable. If you don't wanna get hurt you should not get into fights.


Getting into a fight can be very dangerous. If you want to learn how to fight however it would be much safer to enroll in a martial art or maybe even boxing.


What made you decide to cheat on a test?


I promised myself not to study at all because my parents think I shouldn't study too much.

Well, honestly you should have studied harder. It is never okay to cheat on a test, it is going to hurt you in the long run. Your parents just don't want you to study all the time, that doesn't mean you shouldn't study at all.


I'm going to use the school newspaper to promote my methods of passing exams.

Are you trying to promote cheating on tests there? I think you shouldn't, because it undermines the achievements of many legitimate, hardworking students. How about interviewing those achievers, and right columns about them, it may make you reconsider cheating on your own exams.


Yes, I did it because I want to get revenge against this bastard

Sometimes we can be filled with anger and intentions of revenge, I get that. But cheating with someone is never the right thing to do nor it is ever justifiable. I do hope that you move on from this experience learning a lesson, and growing up as a person, instead of turing into a petty, vengeful person.


He is going to pay for what he did to me.

I believe there are better ways you could have gotten back at him, that didn't involve cheating. How is his girlfriend going to feel when she finds out? I think it's best to just give up and move on, to prevent further pain for the both of you.


I want to tell my brother to stop wearing kilts on a casual basis. Is that too pushy?

It sounds like it. What's wrong with wearing a kilt?


It looks wrong, especially when he wears sneakers with it.

It looks wrong to you. If your brother enjoys wearing a kilt, let him wear one without your input.


Why? I have no idea why he wears it. I don't see any advantage to buying one.

You don't have to understand why anyone wears anything, it's not your place. You don't need to be telling your brother what he can or can't wear.


I'm going to snap at my daughter's grandmother

What has she done to cause you to snap at her?


She has done nothing to me but I think I will like to pick a fight with her

You should not snap at your family for no reason. If you have a problem with an action that someone has taken, you should discuss the problem with the person. Snapping at some will lead to conflict and tension within your family.


But the world is so boring. I want drama and to have some fun at my family's expense.

If you are bored, read a book, watch a show, go to the movies. But don't make someone's life miserable because you are bored.


I made my roommate's sister pay for my commission that her son ruined

Do you think its wise to create a situation with family of people you're living with?


I know the money is not that important but I want her to know how it feels when you pay

It's okay to ask for payment for the work you did. Just make sure not to overprice the item and be lenient to what happen.


Oh, I'm going over to her house to fight. I am to angry to be reasonable. I'm going to tell her how her son ruined my art. Maybe I'll throw her kids toys.

That seems incredibly excessive. Actions like these can make a situation worse and may strain your living arrangements. If you want to get along with your room mate in peace it's better to just let things go and make peace.


I think it's inconsiderate to the neighbors.

It's okay to not like the sound it makes. Not everybody likes the same things.


It's normal for you to dislike the sound they make, especially if they're very loud. Maybe there's a way for you to program yours to be more quiet.


I want to beat up my sister's ex-boyfriend that punched her in the face.

Did your sister report the incident to the police?


No, she was terrified about telling other than me.

You have your sister's best interest at heart, but you need to think with your head and not with your fists, because violence is never the person2 and you can get arrested and thrown in jail. What you need to do is make a police report or have a restraining order issued on him so you can protect your sister lawfully.


What's the big deal if I just beat him up? He deserves it.

While I understand where you're coming from, assaulting him isn't the right thing to do, because it will only cause more trouble. If you want to help your sister, you should get her to tell the authorities about what he did, so they can handle it properly.


What do you think of us hitting levels of the goyim knowing that shouldn't even be possible?

How do you relate your comment on jewish folks?


I relate it to jews because the goyim aren't doing this.

It is impossible to practice the same religion based on geography. If a religion has a name for a person that doesn't practice their religion. I am okay with that if it doesn't mean anything bad.


It's fine. I don't need to care about this religion as I don't care much for the Jews.

It's important to respect other religions because this is what you would want when it comes to your own beliefs.


So in 1960 AMERICA was 85% White. What idiot wouldn't like this?

Are you saying that it's bad that there are more non-white people in America?


America is getting destroyed by these fucking invaders, and because of them white people are forced to leave their own country and become refugees themselves.

I don't think it's right to say that American is being destroyed and taken over by non-white people. Non-white people are not less than white people, and saying so is really racist.


You can't tell me that African children are starving, just look at the size of their stomachs.

Can you elaborate more on your observations of Africans?


They all look so overweight that it makes me sick

Plenty of kids have the physical characteristic that you describe. It's unfair to attribute it to one specific race and say it makes you sick as if they're revolting. Would you like to be called disgusting because a few kids of your race had certain traits?


My friend Sofie was coming to visit from Sweden.


That's easy. We have been friends since kindergarten, she is the godmother of my children and it'll be nice to show her Niagara Falls.

That is great I am excited for you. It's good to visit your friends. It is great when someone you haven't seen in a long time comes to visit.


Not anymore. She wont stop complaining and she is pissing me off.

It is awesome that your friend is visiting from so far away. Sorry it hasn't been all that good so far. Maybe she will loosen up a little bit and be more grateful that you are showing her around!


I'm going to order from sephora and then return it to keep the free gift

Have you done things like this in the past?


Yes many times, like with makeup pallets.

That seems like it might be a little bit unethical. You should not order things just to return them in order to get a free gift.


It is stealing if you order something to get the free product and return it. If you want to try a sample you should just go instore and try it out.


I was in a hurry and now it keeps going off.

It's okay that this happened. It's okay to occasionally be forgetful. You shouldn't worry too much over it.


But I feel like I have to give people an apology every time my phone rings.

You are so kind for wanting to do that, but it's an honest mistake to forget! Everyone will understand something so simple, so just hold your head up high and simply turn it off.


I'm going to sleep with my friend's ex girlfriend


A world of difference from her current boyfriend.

You should not date a friend's ex. You might create a rift and ruin your friendship.


You don't know me. I have a lot to offer her.

Unless you know this woman is the love of your life, it might not be worth the risk of losing a good friend. There are a lot of women out there. Why risk losing a good friend?


Do I have the right to tell a girl I want her to have an abortion?

Did she tell you already and you're having a difficult time accepting the fact?


She tried to tell me but I wouldn't listen, instead I cut her off and went to watch a movie with my old friend.

I understand hearing something like that is difficult especially if you're not prepared to start a family. You need to be there for her and be understanding that it's her body and it's her choice.


I think abortion is the best option for both of us. We are just too young to deal with a kid.

If this is the route you both agree on, then I see no issue with that. You should treat this as a learning experience and be more careful when being sexually active.


I sometimes use fingernails as dental floss


I do. I use whatever is suitable and what I see around.

Maybe you should just wait until you get home so that you can use some floss. It is a little gross to pick you teeth in public.


I'm going to do it at home, I only do it in public when nobody is around.

Have yourself a habit of maintaining your hygiene at home. It's disgusting to pick your teeth in public. Do it regularly at home so you won't need to do it in public.


I want to take a steak off the grill, drop it on the ground, put it on a plate, and serve it to my professor.

What would make you want to serve dirty steak to your professor?


My professor gave me a bad grade on my last test

I know you're upset by a professor giving you a bad grade, but that does not justify giving him the dirty steak. I'd recommend taking some accountability that maybe studying harder will prevent bad grades in the future.


I am going to go ahead and do it, I can see the good in this plan since it will hurt her.

You really should reconsider this, it's not going to change anything about the grade and it could potentially lead to more issues.


I wish my trailer would have burned down

Why do you wish your trailer burned down?


It clouds my day if I think about it, I wish they all burned down.

Sometimes it feels like starting fresh would be better but having your things and your love ones burn down will not make things better. It will just make things more complicated.


I want a fix to make my life better. I don't care about aspirational bullshit like this.

I was only trying to help so you don't need to lash out.


I accidentally caused a girl to twist her ankle when I pulled her off a guy at the club


I used my fighting skills. I hurt her ankle in the process.

When you see someone being sexually attacked, deal with any immediate danger of someone being hurt or further injured. Get the person to safety and call the police.


I was just trying to have a good time. It's her fault for touching someone.

It's good that you were trying to help someone, but next time try to do so without resorting to physical violence. If someone is being hurt, then fighting may only escalate the situation and make things worse for everyone.


I'm pissed that my gf shared my netflix account with family who keep logging on in another country


I paid for it and they shouldn't use it for free!

It is your family tell them to stop using it if you want. It is your account and you are paying for it.


The person to blame here is your girlfriend and not Netflix. If they do not stop using the account after you ask, then you have the right to change the password to it.


I've been doctoring expense receipts all the live-long day. I've been doctoring expense receipts just to supplement my pay.

Are you really doing that?! What was the actual price on the receipt?


The actual price of the transaction is much lower than what it shows on my expense receipt. I used to doctor a lot more receipts in the past.

What you're doing is theft, it is wrong to doctor expense receipts at work. You could get fired for doing that.


The upper management is a bunch of greedy assholes that don't understand my expenses and the pain of trying to set up my entire PC from the damn ground up.

That doesn't make it right to forge documents at work. You can get into serious legal trouble if you keep doing what you are doing.


I cheated on my ex for almost three years with hookers and have never felt regret.

Are you prepared to see your ex again after years of cheating on him?


No, he is still a jerk and I am glad I cheated on him.

Your ex being a jerk doesn't justify you cheating on him. Cheating on your partner is always wrong. Ask your ex to forgive you and vow to change your ways.


I don't need to apologize. Who cares about that jerk anyway. I am better off without him.

When you are in a relationship it is good to refrain from cheating. It doesn't matter what the other person did, you should still have integrity.


Why do you feel like you get aroused near your boss?


You should keep that to yourself if you want to have a professional environment at work. Fantasizing about your boss will just make your work awkward.


It's not all the time, I just do this when it's late at night.

Fantasizing about sexual relations with your boss is not a good idea while at work. Sometimes it is best to keep relationships and work separate because a relationship that doesn't turn out well could ruin your career or place of employment for you.


What's the difference between whites and blacks? Cops protect the white and reddit defends the black.

That says a lot about how you view the police. Are you trying to offend redditors?


I didn't mean to offend anyone with this statement. Am I not allowed to be non-pc? what do you hate folks don't have freedom to think or say anymore?

Police serve and protect everyone, regardless of their race. Sure there are some bad apples, as with all professions, but the majority of cops will follow the law and enforce with due diligence.


I like my women how I like my kids menus. 12 and under


I mean I'd like to get my little girl and rape her for that is how all animals know to fuck each other.

You're seriously telling jokes about raping your own child? The joke involving pedophilia wasn't funny, now the joke about rape makes it even worse.


The worst hoe is a hoe who can't admit she was a hoe.!

Do you have issues with women who sleep with more than one person?


It doesn't really matter. Men need to just fuck her anyways and she can't change that herself.

Woman have just as many rights as men do to sleep with anyone they want. They don't have to person2 person1s or accept any views. Do you want women making fun of how many people you've slept with?


I think my grandmother is faking dementia

I am surprised to hear you say that. That is terrible how can you be so sure?


I found out that she got much better when she was moved to a old people's home

I'm sorry that this is happening to you. It's wrong to trivialize someone else's health condition. You should let a doctor see her and find out if she is really lying about it.


I have. It's all necessary in order to keep her away from me and make her feel even worse.

If doctors say she has a condition you need to respect that. If you make light of it it will not help things for her at all.


There's this cake sitting here cut up into pieces for everyone, but I think I'm gonna just eat the whole cake myself.

Oh dear. Why wouldn't you share the cake with everyone?


Because it looks delicious and I won't be satisfied with just one piece.

It can be hard to resist the urge to eat delicious food, but it's very selfish to take more than your fair share. You should just eat the one piece designated for you and be happy with it.


I was never taught to share as a kid so I'm always helping myself to whatever I want.

It's never too late to change bad habits! Even if you weren't taught to share as a kid, you can learn to do it now as an adult. I think you will find people are much friendly with you if you regularly share with them and don't act selfishly.


While I think about my nerdy flat shy oneitis whose looksmatch is a low tier normie. she gets gangbanged and choked for fun by chad and tyrone. its brutal

I'm honestly really confused right now, can you further explain what you are trying to say here about women in particular?


I'm seriously saying this because it gets me horny to think about it

This is very disrespectful to women. Stop saying stuff like this.


Being respectful gets boring so I like to say stuff to get a reaction out of people.

You're never going to meet a woman who wants to speak with you if this is how you present yourself. Showing a bit more respect towards the opposite sex would go a long way.


I hooked up with my best friends girlfriend a day after she broke up with him

Did you consider the pain it might cause?


I thought my friends girlfriend hated him

It's going to be very awkward when you two are together. You won't be able to spend time with your friend as much and its a really rude thing to do to him.


I'll survive. What does he have to do with it?

It was his girlfriend and the fact that you started dating her a day after they broke up seems too fast. He would be hurt to see that happen even if they're broken up.


Why would you do such a thing? Did the baby survive?


Well nobody is going to find out, so it is fine.

Harming babies is reprehensible. You need to turn yourself in for doing this as soon as possible.


Don't call CPS. I don't care about the baby

It is extremely wrong for anyone to mess with a baby like this. Babies are completely defenseless, and the baby your harmed is going to die if you do not help him/her. Hopefully you decide to do the right thing here so you do not mess your life up!


I'm thinking of refusing to massage my mom, is this right to do?

You will refuse your mom's request? Oh no, might not be good to do. Why don't you want to massage your mom?


I've been looking for a reason to refuse to do it for a long time

It may be annoying to have to massage your mom, but she deserves it from all the hard work she does. You shouldn't say no, because she has done a lot for you. It pays to return the favor sometimes.


For over 20 years she's not done anything for me. All she's done is ask me to do things for her.

That must be tiresome, but she gave you life. She does need to stop asking for help but to massage her once in awhile won't hurt. Just cut back little by little but not entirely, she might be just a needy person.


What do rhinos and blacks have in common? I want to hunt them both to extinction

Why would you make a joke about shooting blacks?


Black people aren't people, they are dumb animals.

Your equating of black people with hunting rhinos degrades the black race and gives the false impression that blacks are animal-like which is completely untrue. Save your jokes for a funny subject next time.


I poured water all over the medicine cabinet's nail files, which other people used


I wanted to put my hand into that little barrel under the nail file rack.

Those belong to someone else. You need to do a better job taking care of other people's things and respect their property.


It's fine. Now I can get my own nail clippers instead.

It is better in general you have your own things. This reduces the likeihood of situations that you described to me earlier.


I'm not going to spend family time with my ex and her kids anymore

Why are you not going to spend time with them anymore?


I have a new girlfriend that I want to introduce to my other family members as fast as possible

Don't you think it might hurt the kids if you refuse to spend time with them? even if the relationship is ended it isn't fair to them to completely disappear.


Stop making this about the kids, I can't stand them.

If you act like a parent you have an obligation to keep contact with the kids. They might feel rejected and hurt and that can cause problems when they grow up.


What if I asked him for petty things and he sadly turned me down?

That is not good. Are they petty? Or are they things that you need for a healthy relationship?


Yes, they are and it's all stuff I can do without

Well, if they are things that you can live without, I would drop it. It seems like you were just expecting too much from him.


I should get everything anyways. His things are mine.

Even if you are in a relationship, you should be allowed to have your own things and so should he. Unless you want to make him angry, you should stop expecting him to share everything with you.


Do you have a reason to look out for your friend?


Yes. I'm going to take a knife and stab them in the heart.

You sound like you're extremely angry at your friend. What you're contemplating is premeditated murder, one of the most serious felonies there is. Suffice it to say, it is always wrong and immoral to physically attack a person with the intent to kill except for self defense.


That is terrible for you do to. It's wrong to use violence to resolve conflicts. Maybe you can try to discuss it with them so there will be no need for violence.


I'm going to go out with friends and not tell my parents.

Why wouldn't you tell your parents you're going out with your friends?


My parents don't like my friends and won't let me go if they knew who I was going out with.

I know you want to spend time with your friends but it's wrong to sneak out and not tell your parents what your plans are. Your parents care  for you and want what's best for you. They want to keep you away from people that are negative influences.


Why should I follow what they say, they are trying to limit my access to freedom.

It can be dangerous to sneak out without telling your parents. What if something happen to you but they had no way of knowing or helping because they had no idea where you were.


Woah, you better take it easy and leave all the heavy lifting to the boys.

Can I ask why you say or write these things about women?


Men are superior to women in every way and there is no need for equality. Women's place is in the kitchen, cleaning house, and taking care of children.

Hey, have you ever heard of Rosie the Riveter? She was an cultural icon of World War II, representing the women who worked in factories  World War II many of whom produced munitions. We wouldn't be America without women! It's wrong to think they are not capable.


I was low on cash and had to make the money some way; this seemed like a quick and easy way.

Money is important but you shouldn't cheat to get money. It is wrong and it hurts other people to cheat.


I hate losers who care about stuff like this. I have a life to live.

Live your life the way you want but make please don't take people down with you when it happens.


An SS officer slapped a jew and said it can filt a lot of poison.

Are you making jokes aout the Holocaust?


The jews should be killed. I don't care whether it's good or bad as long as they are gone.

You shouldn't say that all Jews should be killed. That's an awful way to view an entire race of people.


The Jews are the cause of most problems in the world, they are holding back humans. The world would be better without them.

No one deserves to be killed just because of their race or religion and you should not joke about these things. It's important to consider how you would feel if someone said these things about your race.


what's the best part of being a blind german ? to not see

What are you trying to say about German people?


Not all Germans are Nazi's, especially in todays modern world. Many germans have recognized the evils the nazi's did in their country and work hard to not let such things repeat themselves, so its unfair to call them all nazis.


I've been sleeping with my sisters best friend

Oh no that sounds complicated. Why your sisters best friend?


I've been obsessed with being a part of their lives.

How does your sister feel about your relationship with her best friend?


They had a fight and haven't been talking.

It sounds like this is already very complicated. If you want to continue the relationship with her friend, be up front to both of them that this is happening and maybe the two of them can clear the air.


I want to get a sperm donation from a friend rather than an anonymous donor despite my husband's disapproval

How did he even find out that you were wanting to use a friend's sperm?