I think she's mature enough to understand my relationship with her mom and why I can't be there anymore.

Well if you are leaving please be kind and talk to her before you go. She might be old enough but she still needs to be told it isn't because you are rejecting her. You need to be able to move on with your life.


Yesterday, to my dismay, I caught my daughter eating a granola bar in the bathroom.

Why was she eating a granola bar there? Was she trying to hide it from you.


No, I think she just didn't realize that she isn't supposed to eat in the bathroom, because she's only a toddler.

You need to teach your daughter that it is not hygienic to consume food in the bathroom. As a parent, you have a responsibility to teach your daughter proper manners and hygiene.


You're right, I need to let her know why it's not healthy to eat there.

True, because she's probably too young to realize that eating in the bathroom is unhealthy. I'm sure once you let her know why she shouldn't do it she'll stop.


I instantly enter a relationship with the next person who comes along and then grow to resent the person until I dump them and do the same thing over and over again.

What are the problems with entering a relationship quickly?


I do not know the person well enough and I am enticed by newness

You recognize this behavior is not right but you continue to repeat it? If newness is what appeals to you, maybe consider not entering into relationships in the first place until you can gain control over yourself.


I just feel so alive and all senses go into overdrive when I am with a new person, and I can't help myself.

This behaviour of jumping into relationships that are bad for you is habitual. If you don't get ahold of it now you are going to eventually get really burned by someone all for a little short-term pleasure.


So how do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her as a little boy and send in a priest.


I mean to say all priests are child rapists and they abuse little boys.

Just because there are a few bad people out there doesn't mean you should joke about things like that. There are a lot of great priests who care about people.


I am planning on spending a good amount of money on a magic set.

What specifically is causing you to want to purchase a magic set?


I think it's the most appropriate gift for me

Spending money on yourself makes you feel better, as it is nice to have something new to enjoy in your free time. Just be sure not to overspend and go over your budget.


I want to ruin my credit so that I can blame someone for giving me an expensive gift.

Well be careful with your credit because credit is very important for making larger purchases. If you simply want to treat yourself with the money you earned that is completely fine! Just be sure the purchase is within your means =].


Do you think it's wrong that I text and drive?

Yes, it's dangerous. Why do you text and drive?


I drive so much and I'm used to sending texts while I drive.

It's very dangerous to text while you drive. You could get into an accident and injure yourself or someone else.


I'm safe when I do it. No one will get hurt.

Texting and driving is so dangerous, you never know what will happen when you drive and you need to focus on the road. Please wait to text until you are out of the car.


luckily my child goes to a more white school so they do not even teach about this and they are the only school in the county that had school on mlk day .

That's concerning.t What really is your idea of what black people have to go through in schools?


I have heard some stories from my friends' kids who are going to black schools, they all say that the teachers tell them that their history is not important.

If people from other races continue to think that schools with majority of black students study that they are getting bad education and history is "not important" then you are indirectly contributing to how it can continue to seem bad and to seem that black-majority schools are not worth going to. What I suggest you do is to try to petition more diversified schools and more funding for them so that the future of America would have better education than not.


I want to go out with my friends even though I'm a married mom


I wanted to use my body to change the world

It's okay to want time for yourself. You should go out with your friends, but make sure there is someone to watch your children. If you don't go out, you might end up feeling resentful because you don't have time to yourself.


It's gonna be fine, I'm doing it for my dreams.

I can understand that when your a mom you need some time to yourself. It is important that you don't spend all your time with your family.


I'm not going to give little sympathy for someone who throws pity parties all the time


I'm tired of making an effort to chat or even to give a shit, no one does that forever for the same person

Drama can bring anyone down, this is true. Sympathy can be enlightening for others, but now it's time to just give them lesser of your company. You can still help them in smaller amounts to overcome their pity parties by suggesting better options for their woes.


You should no be so harsh on others they may be dealing with a lot right now. If this is something that has gone on for a long time it maybe time to end the relationship and move on.


I believe that women and tissues are similar: I take them home, cum in them, then throw them away.

How can you refer to women like this? I don't think I need to ask myself what you mean by that.


It's just something that came to my mind. Women are all sluts, they only serve one purpose.

Women's rights and prejudice still need to be worked on as your words still echo throughout women's minds. They are not disposable, only for sex and they definitely won't appreciate being told that they are only sex objects. Respecting women can go a long way, and learning to do so can be very rewarding.


I said it, tits are mainly for sex. Anything to say?

Yes, women are humans just like you and shouldn't be seen as sex objects or trash. How will other people, even men, see you if you think this way? There are many wonderful women in the world and it would pay to learn about them and see how capable they are as men.


Incelibacy past 20 is worse than being raped. At least when you get raped someone wants you

I'm not entirely sure why would would compare being raped with being involuntarily celibate?


I rated the rape less than being an involuntary celibate. I know it sounds wrong but this is based on my own experience

While this may make sense to you, there is nothing good about someone being raped. While the person who is involuntarily celibate may be struggling mentally, they were not forced to do anything or hurt. You should read up some of the details that a few rape victims have posted about online and then you'll realize how horrible it actually is.


I'm twenty my girlfriend is doing the whole needing space thing I got discharged from the military and I am now living with my parents and going to a community college. wanna know more?

Is it hard to live at home since you were so used to doing things on your own for a while?


Yeah, I know it can be hard to live at home while even doing your best. It's just not the same as living away from home.

I'm sorry for all the hardships you went through, but you are still very young and can make things right again. You can rely on your parents a little more, but don't stay there forever and be dependent once again.


It's fine, I am going to get a job and move out soon.

I think it is great that you are taking it so well. it seems that you have goals in mind and will help you make a better transitition.


what's the difference between racism and amy schumer ? amy schumer is not funny .


ive learned them from my own experience.

Joking about racism can hurt a lot of people who are the target. I think we should be able to get a long and overcome stereotypes. Would you like it if people make racist jokes about you?


Although he was a good worker, his boss didn't like his friday habit of getting wasted on Budweiser.


All of his co-workers did not like him. He did not care anymore and was completely drunk and wild on Friday nights

That is a terrible situation he has gotten himself into. It is wrong to have bad habits at work. Maybe he needs an intervention to help him and to make sure he doesn't lose his job.


It's a tragedy, not a laughing matter. He's on a downward spiral that's not going to end well. Someone at work should have done something to get him help.


I want to ask my 5 year old daughter to lend me $ for gas

Your daughter must have done a lot of chores for that much money, does she have a piggy bank?


I'll be going to the liquor store and it is her mother's weekend

The liquor store can wait. Your child is not a bank, just saying. Be more careful with what you drink around her because you don't want to loose her to any legal family services.


It's okay, my daughter is a cheapskate. We are fine.

Its good that she is that then. You can try going without the booze like most people who can't afford something.


I was on my way to an important business meeting

What was so important about the meeting?


It was with our boss to discuss the projects we'll lead next month.

It's great that you were headed to an important meeting with your boss. Attending meetings that can determine the future of your job and the company is very responsible and I think you should continue to do it.


It sucks since I have to do something with my sister later and can't focus too much on the meeting.

That's great you are really invested with your meeting, but family is important too! You don't want your sister to feel like she isn't as important as your job, and you might miss out on a lot of nice memories with her.


Do I really have to give my pregnant sister my old room?

Why don't you want to let her use your old room? Tell me more about it.


I'm tired of her whining and I'm tired of taking care of her.

I understand wanting to have your own space, but you should try and be accommodating for your sister while she's pregnant. Being pregnant is stressful and so helping her out would be nice. Is there another room in the house that you can use as a personal space?


I get that your frustrated, but being a jerk isn't the right move, especially since she's pregnant. Try to be more understanding of what she's going through. I'm sure she's thankful that you have been so accommodating.


What do you think were I to freak out and cause a scene while some people were playing FIFA?


Because it bugs me that people are such fanatics about it.

You shouldn't get mad at people playing a video game. Maybe you can find your own game that you're passionate about? That way you'll spend less time focusing on what other people enjoy.


Nah, I'm going to say that they are losers and make them feel bad.

I understand your concern about people spending too much time playing video games. Why not organize a soccer league and get these guys off the couch, away from the video screens and out into the fresh air on a real soccer field under the sun and blue sky?


I'm going to cancel a date because they're starting to seem like a pushover

Oh no, I'm sorry you think they're a pushover. But why won't you at least try though?


You can never keep someone by being a pushover.

Well, you seem set on the idea that this person won't be right for you. You're entitled to that opinion.


I'm going to cancel and never see that frumpy chick anymore.

While not pursuing a date anymore is your right, it is still not okay to call her names like frumpy, as it is very inconsiderate and rude to do so. If you want, you can just find another date that you find attractive, and just not focus on others that you are not interested in.


That's not good. What makes you say that?


All my friends think I'm such a loser and disorganized person.

If that is how you really feel you can always change it. You should change it now before it gets so messy that you cannot fix it.


Yes you can, there is always time to change. It doesn't have to be a drastic change. You can always change bit by bit, but you cannot let your life continue to be a mess.


I like my Jews like I like my potatoes, extra roasted.

Wow, that's terrible. You've just made a pretty hurtful comment on Jewish people, my firend.


I actually want them all to die like in Auschwitz.

Joking about Jewish people being roasted like they were in the Holocaust is very disrespectful. The Holocaust may have been the worst genocide is human history, so to make light of so many innocent Jewish people being slaughtered is pretty inconsiderate.


Then I want them to become Israeli citizens.

You can think of them however you want, but you really should become educated on the subject first. People will think you're disgusting for making light of the holocaust.


There are just too many things I have to do myself and my parents don't give a shit about the things I do.

You should not feel that way about your parents just because they give your chores. They are doing that because they trust you and it make you more responsible.


Ha, I'm not going to help them because I know that what I do is better for them than doing their chores for them.

I'm sorry that you're busy and doing better things, but you should still allot some amount of time for household chores as it is your responsibility living with your parents. If you can do so and you think you're too busy, you can try to hire a maid for your house who would clean instead of you.


I'm thinking of giving my aunt the 2500-calorie cookie because she's on a diet to lose weight.

Wow, cookies are that unhealthy? Why would you try to hurt her goals like that?


You can't understand it because you don't know my aunt. I hate her, she is a burden in a family.

Still, you should try to be more supportive of her! It is not okay to give her that cookie, you know that she doesn't need or want it.


You don't know anything about my family, why should I listen to you. You are probably just a loser.

You don't have to listen to me, I just still want to let you know that it's always worth to try and patch things up with family! How about trying to talk about your problems to her instead of sabotaging her diet like that?


A Black and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The cop


It's not a stereotype that Blacks and Mexicans tend to be criminals, it's a fact.

You shouldn't pick and choose statistics to make hurtful jokes with. I personally think you should keep these type of thoughts to yourself.


I have an uncontrollable urge to hurt animals


I think it is fun and they can't hurt me back

It is bad to hurt defenseless animals. It is also a crime to abuse animals and you should turn your self in before you harm more.


Hurting animals is wrong. Desiring to hurt animals is a sign that you need to speak with someone like a counselor. This will help you to understand your behaviors better and fix actions that are wrong.


Did I tell you how I say happy holidays purely to spite people who push merry christmas on everyone?

Why do you want to spite people who say Merry Christmas?


The people who push "merry christmas" on the non-Christians and try to force their beliefs on everyone pisses me off.

There's nothing wrong with people celebrating their holiday and you should be more accepting of that. While you may be getting annoyed with them, starting a fight about the holidays takes away the spirit of it all.


You don't have to be so angry. I'm just saying christmas. You don't have to be so defensive about it.

If they're putting you down for saying "Happy Holidays," I understand your resentment, but you shouldn't assume everyone is pushing their beliefs on you. There's room enough for more than one way to celebrate holidays around the winter solstice.


My dog pooped on the floor, so I'm going to kick him very hard.

Wait, what? Don't you think kicking him is a bit of an overreaction?


I don't care. Even if he bites my leg, he deserves to be kicked for what he did.

Kicking your dog is never the correct choice to make. Your dog needed to use the bathroom so you should have taken him outside. If you don't walk your dog, he has no choice but to use the bathroom inside.


I yelled at the dog and kicked him before I came here.

That's kind of terrible, I'm not going to lie to you. I think that you should give your dog up for adoption if this is how you treat it.


What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.

I think that's a horrible comparison to make. Are you making fun of the social status of black people?


This is what I observe from my daily life, and it's a joke.

Black fathers are just as capable as any other father and it's very inappropriate to make the claim that they can't support their families. Doing so hurts the perception of black men and reinforces the negative belief that they are all poor, which is an incorrect generalization. Instead of making fun of black fathers, why not be more positive and supportive of their efforts so that they can their children the best chance possible for a better life?


I have a fantasy of having a one night stand but I have a gf

Have you had one before? Is this something you have wanted?


No, I don't think it's wrong but its something that I wanted to experience.

It is fine to have fantasies. Just understand that acting on something like this would ruin your relationship.


But fantasizing about a one night stand isn't as bad as actually having one?

It is not bad to have the fantasy. Everyone has fantasies and we can not always control this. Just understand the consequences and the hurt you would put your gf through if you actually had a one night stand.


I'm an african american man and I usually only wear my glasses to seem less threatening

Are you doing this for yourself or so other people are more comfortable?


A bit of both. Professors also assume I'm not smart unless I wear them.

I understand where you're coming from but you shouldn't need to change yourself just to accommodate someone else. I hope we can one day move past people feeling this way.


I hope you find a group you can be yourself with. Maybe once people get to know you they will realize how people look has nothing to do with how smart or scary that they are or are not.


I want to take a trip but my wife can't make it.

Why do you not want to wait until your wife can go?


I want to see an old friend that I haven't been able to visit in a long time.

Usually married couples go on trips together. Sometimes though it is okay to go on a trip with just the boys.


It's not a trip with the boys, it's just with one person.

I'm sure your wife will understand that you want to see your friend, and won't be upset about not going with you. You and your wife don't need to go on every trip together.


I am not racist I like black people so much, that if I could I would buy one

What are you trying to imply by making a comment like this?


I'm not the type of person to be racist. It's because they are uneducated that they act like savages, they're just like animals

Making a comment referring to black people being purchased like property is pretty disrespectful. No human deserves to be treated like property no matter what their race is.


What are you talking about? I don't think it's racist.

The way you describe Black people is racist. You think of them less than humans and property. That is pretty much racist.


I'm going to purposely make a girl cry at a week-long cottage trip

I'm not really sure why you would want to make someone cry during a trip?


Because she always tears other people down, so she should expect it to work both ways.

You are behaving insensitively towards others for no good reason. If you don't like her behavior then you should stay away from her instead of seeking a type of revenge towards her.


Hehe, I'll definitely succeed. She'll probably thank me for showing her how it feels.

Just because they're mean does not mean that you fight fire with fire. Show them some compassion, and maybe that will cause them to be nicer. You gain nothing from being cruel and she will definitely not thank you for it.


Women always get paid by men so they can take their virginity. Meanwhile, a man has to pay a hooker to lose his virginity.

What in the heck? Are you accusing women of being prostitutes?


I only meant that women sell themselves for sex compared to men who are more willing to pay for it.

Accusing half the population of prostitution can be really offensive. If you want to have sex with someone generally people start off with asking for a date and forming a relationship don't you think?


It's more like empathy and understanding, women shouldn't be subjected to degrading options like this. They are humans, not sex objects. While there are voluntary prostitutes, there are many that don't have a choice.


My friends and I were by the lake, and I encouraged my drunk friend to pet an alligator

What in the world! Why would you encourage your drunk friend to pet a dangerous animal?


He was my very good friend for over ten years, I thought he deserved some kind of reward after all he's done for me.

Friends are supposed to be able to trust each other. If you have them do dumb things while they're drunk, they could get hurt. Even if something is a joke, when under the influence its more difficult to be careful.


It's fine he's still alive. Unlike my other friend who wanted to run through a crowd naked.

I that you're joking about one of your friends dying, but this is why you shouldn't encourage drunk people to do crazy stunts. They can get seriously injured. Your friend is lucky the alligator didn't really hurt him.


why do all black people grow up fast ? because the slow ones end up in prison

Don't you think you're being a bit racist about blacks?


Not at all. I am just saying what's common in society.

It's not right to say that black people tend to wind up in prison. It may be true in certain communities, but the rest of the black people living crime free lives get suspected of doing things they never did.


I don't trust anyone who showers for less than 5 minutes


I shower for a long time. I'm talking about how others shower

I'm don't think you can decide how trustworthy someone is based on how long they spend in the shower. Taking a 5 minute shower is fine as long as they get cleaned up while in there. You're probably missing out on some great people by being so judgmental.


I'm only concerned about how long they shower, it can show that they are still dirty.

Some people can just be really fast and efficient, especially guys since they have really short hair. People vary greatly, and it's unfair to judge them by such an arbitrary value. Maybe you should try showering fast and see how you can still be clean?


I'm thinking of my friends being horrible people but I can't get away from them

Do you really think that way? What don't you like about your friends?


It's like an endless cycle of self-loathing.

You shouldn't think your friends are horrible people, that is really judgemental.  Try to be tolerant of your friends and talk to them about how you feel, and if they are really your friends they will try to alter their behavior.


I don't need you to tell me how to feel about my friends. I know what I feel.

I'm sorry, but I'm just trying to look out for you. Wouldn't you want to care about your mental health? Do you really think it's worth it feeling bad all the time, maybe you should find new friends if they won't listen to you?


The guy spent all weekend with his buddies and left me alone.

I know that you feel left out from your husband and his friends fun, but screaming and getting upset only makes things worse. Explain to your husband how his actions affect you and come to an understanding.


Or I can do it my way and just scream at him.

Are you sure that yelling is going to get your point across. I think that that sitting down and talking to him might help him to see where you are coming from. Yelling at your spouse is not really okay and can just make matter worse.


I'm leaving it up to my brother instead of my parents to look out for side effects for my new medication.

Why are you choosing your brother? Do you not trust your parents to pay attention to the side effects?


My parents are old, so my brother's the only one I can depend on.

I understand wanting others to help you be on the lookout for side effects, but this should primarily be your responsibility. It's your medication so you need to be paying attention to any changes.


I'm a little kid and this is a big responsibility.

In that case, it's completely acceptable to expect your family to help you notice any side effects of your new medication. You should still be trying to notice anything yourself, but it makes sense to have help from your family since you're a child.


I found someone's passport and am thinking of stealing their identity.

Why would you want to steal someone's identity?


Well, I can't easily track the person down. So, I may as well get some use out of the passport.

Stealing someone's identity is a very wrong thing to do and can have major consequences for you and the victim. Their life could be ruined because of your actions, and if you are caught you will end up in jail. You should return the passport to the owner instead.


What? I'm not gonna lose anything by doing this.

Identity theft is wrong, and it's a pretty big deal. The federal government will get involved and you really don't want that. I'm sure there's a process you can follow to get a passport back to its owner.


I'm thinking of yelling at this annoying little boy.

I don't think you should yell at him, why would you do that?


I've been in the range too long and he kept bothering me.

It's not okay to yell at children. It's inappropriate. You should kindly ask the child to leave you alone or go somewhere else if he's bothering you.


He doesn't understand English properly so its not like he knows what I'm saying.

Even if the child doesn't understand you, you still shouldn't yell at them. You may frighten the poor kid.


I didn't keep the receipts so I used photoshopped receipts to fill out the expense report

That sounds like fraud. Why would you fake expense report receipts?


I'm sorry I was wrong about this, I will keep better track next time.

I can understand how filling out expense reports can be tedious and sometimes you just want to be done with it, but I don't think that it's very ethical of you to Photoshop receipts that do not really exist or the ones you have misplaced. I suggest that next time, you have a folder for all of the receipts that you have received or made so that you don't get to the same issue.


But it's too much work. I'm too busy to have a folder.

I don't think that's true, being organized will actually help you save a lot more time! See how you had to try to Photoshop, you wouldn't have needed to do that if you made a folder. So instead of lying, come clean and just keep better track next time.


I'm going to break up my two friends who were both clearly unhappy


They do not look happy and they probably weren't happy.

If they truly feel that way, then leave it to them to decide to end it.  It's not okay to try and meddle in a relationship that you're not part of.  Give them some privacy and some time to sort their issues out!


I think they will thank me when I try to help them. Everyone is happy in the end.

I think they'll be more mad at you for mettling in their affairs then anything. You should just leave them be.


Why don't you want to hang out with your family?


They are ugly and I hate them. So I decided to avoid them as much as possible.

No one is obligated to spend time with their family. We don't get to choose our family so the choice should be if we want to be around them.


I'm not obligated to be with them so I shouldn't be forced to either.

There are times when you need to hang out with them. If you have strong family bonds it could help you if you go through a difficult time because you have a deeper trust.


I made a reddit for my art but I think I'm going to keep it a secret.

Why do you not want to share your reddit


I don't want others to be able to steal my ideas that I post.

Oh okay, I guess that's understandable. They're your ideas and you should be able to keep them to yourself if you want. I would probably take the reddit down and store the original images somewhere more secure though.


Sure, I would appreciate it if you deleted the comment.

Sure I can understand that you don't want me to draw attention to your reddit. I think you should keep everything in a private portfolio until your ready to share with the world.


Only if I want to buy a new one for him, otherwise he will have to live with a broken piece of junk.

That seems silly to me. It is pointless to break things on purpose.


It's no use to me, he annoys me with it and I don't care what he does with it.

You should just take it away from him then. There is no need to break things if you are just going to need to replace them later.


She said she couldn't see in the dark, so I've got this flashlight that I'm going to turn on and shine directly at her face.

Won't that blind her? Do you think that would be funny?


No it's definitely not funny at all. I'm not joking with you

Okay, that's good you aren't joking. But it definitely sounds like you are doing something akin to that. Perhaps a prank?


If you're not trying to prank her, then you're trying to be deliberately malicious and temporarily blind her. Would you like to be blinded by someone for no reason? Think about that before you do it to her.


Because all the movies are turning in to bad plot devices

Just because you don't like the movies doesn't give you the right to spoil it for others. Other people may still enjoy where the franchise is heading.


People should agree with what I'm saying.

Other people want to be able to enjoy a film without spoilers. How would you feel if someone spoiled a film for you?


I think i would rather stay home on new years eve and not go to a party or an event.


I want to stay home and watch a horror movie marathon with my girlfriend.

You are allowed to do as you please, that is your right. It can be nice to attend events though, New Years is a social holiday for so many.


Whatever, I don't need anyone else to have fun.

Well it can be nice to go out to some parties every now and then. Either way, it is your preference to do as you please! It is great that you are going to get to spend new years eve with your girlfriend.


I'm currently dogsitting and instead of properly feeding the dog, I poured the whole 10lb bag of food on the floor.


Accidents happen, it's okay. Just make sure to clean it up and try to put it back in the bag. Then feed the dog the proper amount.


I will, but I don't think this dog eats much with such a small mouth.

Did the owners not leave you any instructions? If that's the case, just make a guess.


what's the worst part about being a black jew? getting told to get in the BACK of the oven

Why are you joking about Jews and blacks?


No no I agree. Let the niggers burn in Auschwitz, the ovens just aren't hot enough yet.

Your views are dangerous and have been used to engage in and excuse genocide. You need to get educated on the unfair suffering blacks and Jews suffered from.


I have been suicidal and have had to either leave work early or call off due to my mental health twice this year

Have you sought help for your suicidal thoughts?


No, I feel like I'm just not able to be helped.

You should seek help or support when you are feeling do down that you are considering suicide. Support groups, a counselor, or someone that you trust can help you see all of the reasons you have to live.


You shouldn't feel like that, I'm sure many people would miss you including myself. Lots of times we make quick decisions that shouldn't be, therapy will remedy it. Think about the people you leave behind and how they will think after you are gone.


I'm going to break up with my gf because I don't like her way of dressing.

Are her outfits different from when you first started dating?


You are being selfish and shallow by only caring about the way that your girlfriend dresses. There is more to a person than the way that they look and dress. You need to be more caring and less concerned about superficial things like clothes.


I just don't like how it makes her look though.

The way your girlfriend dresses isn't up to you. Isn't there more to her than just the way she looks? Try to appreciate all the inner qualities that make her special.


I only like to eat the center of my pop tarts.

Why would you only eat the center of the pop tart?


I read on the internet that the center is the most delicious so I only eat that area.

That is not a good thing to do ethically. People are starving in other places so it is bad to waste food. Some people don't have the luxury of ever tasting a pop tart so that is wrong to do that.


I think you should start eating the whole thing. Not everything is going to be as good as the center but if you don't have the outsides the center doesn't become as special.


I think it was a mistake to let my 8 year old son breast feed

Are you sure that was appropriate to do with an 8 year old?


I miss seeing my little man's eyes looking up at me when he sucks, it makes me happy!

It is not normal to breastfeed an 8yr old. You should seek help if it is giving you arousal.


Your son is far too old now to be breastfed. You have to learn to let them grow up. If you want to experience that feeling again, you could try having another baby.


I'm going to tell on a coworker for playing around on her phone in the bathroom when she is supposed to be working.


It's okay to make sure a coworker is doing their job. Maybe you should talk to her before telling anyone else so she doesn't get into trouble.


You can't like all you coworkers all the time. If she annoys you that much, it would be better to avoid her when possible. If she's habitually sloughing off work to use her phone with no good reason, management will soon catch on and counsel her; tattling on her could backfire in the long run if she discovers you were responsible for reporting her.


Why would you get the person fired? Tell me more about what happen,


Because I can and because I can I will do it and I don't care about the rest

It's wrong to get others fired. You shouldn't be so mean to people.


I'm just doing what a boss should do, got a problem with that.

Okay, that wouldn't be nice of you, just because you have the power to make it happen. What if that person has a tough family situation and is the only breadwinner in the house? Maybe your actions might cause the person to lose everything and end up homeless, so maybe you should not get him fired for fun.


Do you think that's a good or bad thing?


I don't know. It can be a good thing, but it can also be a bad thing.

I think it's bad to have a huge ego. You shouldn't think so highly of yourself.


Life is all about trying to become better than you were yesterday.

I do agree, as long as you treat others with respect and dignity.


I'm going to offer a hook up after ending things

Is there a reason you are ending things?


I want to date several people without commitment.

If you break up with somebody, you shouldn't hook up with them, it will make it harder on them to move on. It's also not nice to date several people at once.


It is okay to want to see other people and break up with somebody but it is not good for the person to want to keep seeing them. It will make it difficult for them and you to move on from the relationship.


I'm thinking of making a facebook account to tell a married woman her husband was sending me money and jewellery in exchange for sexual photos while I was a minor

Why do you want to ruin their relationship now?


I only found out he is married recently and I'm furious with myself for letting him do this to me.

It is wrong to sexually exploit minors. You should contact the police because what happened to you is a crime.


Yes he has it coming to him now. These people should never get away with things like that.

I'm glad you agree. I hope you have the best of luck getting this guy and having justice soon.


I can't believe that the holocaust was allowed to happen only once.

Why can't you believe that the holocaust was allowed to only happen once?


I was just joking, I don't have anything against Jewish people.

The Holocaust was a terrible event and many Jewish people were murdered. It's not right to make a joke about the holocaust. You should read more about what happened so that you understand what they went through.


I'm not warming up to my bf's new friend until I found out she was a lesbian

What does her sexuality have to do with anything?


You really shouldn't judge people because of their sexuality. It's not fair to them to be judged on something that they can't change.


I don't care I'm still not warming up to her until I know it's a fake lesbian and not bi.

I think you should reconsider, you don't want to put yourself in a situation where people would view you as homophobic. In this situation I recommend just walking away and let things play out. It's expected that your respectful towards other people's orientations.


We all need to move out west. We need to bring in whites from all other nations and to have a white homeland. It's the only way we could possibly save our race.

I find what you're implying to be upsetting. Do you really think that white people are better than people of other races?


Dude, I'm white and yeah. It's a different race and we need to protect it.

I don't think there's any reason to have to think that the white race is in need of "protecting." People of different races have had relationships and been having children throughout all of history, but humanity has survived. Perpetuating the idea that anyone who is not white is ruining the gene pool is dangerous and dehumanizes other races.


I don't care. I'm racist. I'm going to get out there and spread the word for the coming generations.

I think you would really benefit from meeting people from other races. If you did, you'd see that people of all races are fundamentally the same in terms of deserving respect and are valuable to society. Thinking that any one race is superior is misguided and hurtful.


How many niggers are in my store? I wish whites went to Heaven and Blacks to hell.

What would make you think like that about black people?


Because they're all criminals. I hate them.

Stereotyping black folks as criminals are hurtful to people. For example, you're so busy watching the black folks you never catch the criminals of other races robbing your store.


As expected, when the terrorist group Hamas won the election in Gaza it was the usual one man, one vote, one time, Islamist election.

You sound disappointed that this Islamist election went the way it did.


Yes, I am. Whenever liberal pussies see a muslim in the west, they are supportive of any terror attack they do.

I doubt that any liberal would be supportive of any terrorist attack. Your feelings are jaded because you are only seeing one side of the political spectrum. Try to see different points of view other than your own.


Would you still give money to the disabled, elderly, or homeless?


I'm not going to give those people cash, but if they want food I can at least give them a sandwich

While white people have many advantages in society, even they are vulnerable to falling into poverty. You are still being racist towards them whether you believe it or not, as there are many other races out there who can be destitute. You need to be equal in giving, because what you're doing is disgusting by shutting out anyone non-white.


beggars should be thankful they get anything.

Well can you imagine what it would be like to be in their shoes? I highly doubt people reduced that far into poverty want to be there. You should try to help everyone you are able to.


I'm upset at my wife for ruining my birthday, but now she's mad at me because I got upset about it


She put candles on the cake, when she knew that I don't like candles.

You're right that people should never ruin someone else's birthday, and if your wife did this to you deliberately, then you have a right to be mad. However, it sounds like she just didn't realize that you hate candles, and she's mad because she thinks that you are ungrateful for all of the work that she did for you.


No, you don't understand. She did it to make me angry because she didn't do my favorite cake.

I am sorry she did that to ruin your birthday. You have a right to be upset and you should tell her that. I hope she comes around and apologizes.


I'm going to casually fart on my sisters head as she refused to leave my room multiple times

why do you want to fart on your sister's head?


You see what happens when people never leave your room.

It's gross to fart on someone. You should not treat your sister disrespectfully.


You need to respect her. Ask her to leave if she is being annoying. You could be punished by your parents if they find out what you did.


A good female psychologist should let an incel fuck her. While discussing his psychological problems of course.


women are just objects to have fun with. Men aren't really bad either, it's your body and you should fuck whoever you want with it.

While seeing a psychologist is great, women are not objects and it is not okay to think that they are. And on top of that, men shouldn't feel they can have sex with whoever they want like that. You need to get consent first.


How about I don't tell my boyfriend that I hung out with another guy?

In this situation honesty is probably the better choice.


I don't want to make those kind of things public.

For the sake of your relationship it is important that you come clean. A relationship without trust is doomed in the future.


Cheating on the level I do it is harmless

Communication is key in this situation.  The more you cheat the more your partner is going to be hurt.


What do you think about me being for banning guns, but still being willing to own one if I lived in the United States?


That place is dangerous, there's no way I would live there without a gun.

Having an strong opinion or believing that something should be the case is fine but saying you would want a gun if you lived in the US but ban them everywhere else is really hypocritical of you. If you want to ban them you want to ban them, period, don't make an exception for certain places simply because you think the place is dangerous.


I'm just saying it's a dangerous place and I need to protect myself.

You don't really know anything about the United States and how dangerous it actually is, I don't think. Either way, if you're against guns then you shouldn't own a gun regardless of how dangerous you feel the place that you live is.


While it is better than smelling and tasting underwear that is not yours, people will still think you are a pervert to do that. It will make people want to be careful around you in case you want to be gross and take their underwear.


It's not like they aren't going to give it to me anyway. I just don't like when they smell fresh and clean.

You shouldn't be smelling underwear regardless of what state they're in. They cover up our bottoms where waste and farts come from. People will stay away from you if they know you enjoy smelling underwear and you won't make friends.


What do apples and black people have in common ? They both look better hanging from trees!

I don't understand why you could say that. How do you feel about black people?


I hate blacks. They are a waste of space on this earth.

It is not right to be racist like this in this day and age, black people worked hard to lift themselves out of all the strife they were in. They are equal to everyone else, and it's not fair to hate on them. How about we read up on the amazing achievements that blacks contributed to America?


I think I am going to bag a rare tiger while I am hunting today.

I really do not think it is a good idea to kill animals for sport.


I heard hunters can eat tiger meat - I can't wait until next hunting season.

Rare tigers should be protected, not hunted and eaten! They are a protected species and your selfishness is going to drive them to extinction. There is absolutely no legitimate reason to hunt these, why can't go you for more responsible hunts like rabbits?


I don't give a fuck, they should die so I can eat them. And stop calling me selfish, I'm not a selfish person.

It is just not a good idea to hunt these tigers since there are not many left in existence. If you keep killing them they may go extinct. You should probably stick to hunting less rare animals like elk.


I don't know what I'm going to do with my life

What's wrong? I can assure you you're not the only one feeling that way.


I want to enjoy life and have a stable job at the same time.

It's ok to feel that way. We all start lost sometimes and hopefully, you will find that path to success.


I wish someone would tell me what I'm supposed to do with my life.

Have you tried to talk with a career counselor? What are the things you're good at and passionate at? Try to look for any jobs where that would be what you're doing so that you would pinpoint what you can do with your job life.


I am taking a day trip, but I'm gonna postpone it by a day so my son can come along with us.

That's nice of you! Are you okay with postponing it?


I am fine wish it. I want my kid to come along because he should be with his family.

As long as postponing it doesn't interfere with anyone outside of your family, I think you are doing a good thing. Your son will appreciate you waiting a day so he can spend time with all of you!


My son is also going to be spending New Years Eve with us.

I bet that you will all have fun on New Years Eve! It's always nice to be able to spend holidays with family. I bet he is looking forward to both the trip and New Years!


I used to steal empty gift cards from stores whenever we went shopping

Is there a reason you took the gift cards?


It was because I don't value the store and it was easy to steal those cards.

It's wrong to steal from a shop. You should always pay for what you want to buy.


It just happened that I never got caught for months.

I get that you did not caught, but it is still wrong to steal. If you want something so badly, I think that the right thing to do would be to pay for it.


I'm not going to do my boyfriend's paperwork/


I'm tired of doing his paperwork for him, I'm going to do mine instead

You are his girlfriend so it's expected that you will help him out if he needs it.


That's kind of you. If he asks you to do it because he doesn't understand how then maybe you can show him so he can do it himself most of the time.


I've got a good joke for you. How does a vegan shave their pubes ? They do it with a lawn mower!

Why would you say something like that about vegans or vegetarians?


We all know those people are unsanitary.

Vegans as the unwashed, uncivilized hippies is a trope from the 1960s and 1970s. That is far from the truth today.


I'm sure my joke was on point, can you really judge a joke?

I just think that joke is a little outdated and you need to realize people are vegans and very normal people these days.


I'm going to tell my girlfriend to stop touching me in ways that I don't like

What do you think will happen when you tell her?


She'll probably end up crying or she'll deal with it.

It's good that you're establishing boundaries with your partner, and you have the right to tell your partner how you want to be touched. If your partner is touching you in a way that you don't like, then you can't be silent about it. If you don't let your partner know what you don't like, then they'll keep repeating the behavior and your relationship will sour.


I won't tell her about anything and I'll just have to deal with it.

You don't have to keep suffering in silence, I don't think your girlfriend would want that. You need to speak up and tell her what your boundaries want or you might start to dislike her and she wouldn't know why.


Did I tell you I intend to lie to my boyfriend?

Unless it's regarding a surprise birthday party for him, this doesn't sound good.


I'm going to alter the truth slightly to make it appear like it's he who is lying.

It's terrible to lie to your bf. You should always be truthful with him.


Would you consider it a lie if I manipulated the facts cleverly enough to convince my boyfriend he was the liar?

What your doing is worse than lying -- it's gaslighting. I don't know what satisfaction you're getting out of this game but it doesn't reflect well on you at all. If I run into your boyfriend, I'm going to inform him of your plan.


I'm thinking of allowing my niece to find out about her dad's criminal history


I think it will save a lot of drama in the future.

It is ok to keep family secrets away from kids. If your brother wants to tell his daughter about his past then that's his decision. It's not your place to tell his secrets.


You never know what's for the better. I'm going to tell my niece about her dad's criminal history.

It is not for the better for you to expose your brother's criminal past to his daughter, because it is not your business nor responsibility to disclose. If your brother wants to keep his past hidden from his daughter, then he is allowed to.


what should I do if I want to call my ex-wife and kids for dinner?


No, I just feel sorry that they're unhappy.

I understand your feeling compassionate towards you former wife and children. It's good that you're reaching out to them.


I ruined everything, I'm going to do it for them and in other words, I'm doing it for me.

It's good to make amends with your family. Taking the initiative to reach out and invite them for dinner is commendable.


I learned to never leave my queen in front of the king.


I was playing chess and lost my chance to win once.

It is good to learn form your past mistakes. Not everyone can be perfect at playing chess and should learn different moves.


This is my first game with the white pieces, so I'm nervous. I'm practicing with a chess tutor.

That is good that you have someone that can help you. You can learn a lot from a tutor.


I can spot a jew from a mile away there da ones wit da babydick in they mouf.

Do you think people might be offended by that statement?


ive offended you, sorry about that, I didn't mean to really.

You shouldn't make generalizations about a round of people when only a few are perpetuating the crime. I acknowledge some sects of Judism engage in those behaviors at the Briss but not all Jews agree or take part in this practice.


I'm a grown man. I have 3 different types of cheeses in my fridge. yet I still buy and make Kraft Mac and Cheese.


I will try to add some blue cheese, add a spoonful of garlic and other seasonings to the Kraft Mac and Cheese to make it fancier.

If you are at a healthy weight, it's perfectly acceptable to enjoy eating Kraft Mac and Cheese if that is the food that you like. While Mac and Cheese isn't the most nutritious of foods you can still eat it in moderation and not have it negatively affect your health. It's also good that you are looking to improve upon it with your own custom ingredients.


Maybe someday I'm going to graduate Mac and Cheese and try some other things.

You should eat what you want if you are fine with it. Just do it in moderation since eating a lot of cheese can quickly put on the pounds.


I don't want to call my girlfriends dad by his last name.

Why don't you want to call him by his last name?


I want it to be easy with him, so I call him Dad

This may not be my business, but she's just your girlfriend, so calling him 'Dad' might be a bit too much. That's just my two cents, though.


She said she won't break up with me if I call him dad.

That's fine, but he might not like it if you call him dad. You should just call him by his first or last name.


Can I insult my nonbinary ex-girlfriend?

Has she done something to you to make you do that?


No, I just want to let her know how she made me feel

That is not a nice thing for you to do. It is bad to treat people differently due to their gender identity. You shouldn't insult someone and should be kind and caring towards them.


Why do I need to be politically correct around someone who's dead to me anyway?

You're supposed to care about people, even those that you had rough dealings with. You used to care for this person, so why would you want to use her gender identity to hurt her now?


I'm thinking of putting a lock on our old chest freezer so my kid brother can't get out.

Why would you want to lock your brother in a freezer?


Well, I won't really do it, but I have been thinking about it.

You should not do cruel things to your sibling. If you lock your brother in a freezer, he could be seriously injured and traumatized. This will lead to a lifetime of pain and resentment towards you.


Fuck that. I want to make him beg me to take him out and cry.

It's wrong to do cruel things to your sibling. Little pranks are normal, but that one is too scary, especially since you say you want to make him cry. Try to be a friend to him instead.


I'm thinking of my strong relationship with my mom crumbling and I don't know how to handle it.

Is there something in your life that is triggering this thought?


I've been spending more time with my boyfriend than her.

If your relationship with your mother is weakening. It's okay to reach out and make an attempt to spend time together. Doing this will help to rebuild your bond.


That's good. I'm sure your boyfriend will also understand.


I'm going to ride share instead of staying with my sister.

Why are you choosing a ride share over your sister?


I'm a bad driver and my sister is worse, that's why I have been relying on ride sharing vs my sister.

I can understand your need for safety. You shouldn't ditch your family, but maybe you can offer your sister to come with you. I think if you explain to your sister about safety she will go along with you.


Maybe I should lie and tell her the other drivers are bad...

I don't think lying is the way to go. I think she will understand you want to ride share, but you should let her have the option to come with you.


I'm thinking of serving rabbit on Easter


This is the only day that my mother will get excited about food.

Serving exotic dishes on special occasions is fine. Just make sure the people you are serving it to isn't allergic.


I'm not allergic but I don't want to eat it.

That makes it even more special. It is nice to make things for your family on a special occasion such as Easter.


I'm going to tell someone that I don't speak whatever language that was

What do you have against their language?


I hate that language and I don't want to speak to anyone who speaks that language

Normally if someone speaks a language to you then they expect for you to also know that language. The best thing you can do is tell them that you dont understand. This being said, it is rude to say you never want to learn a language, and that you hate a language.


I want to piss of peope that speak that language.

It is wrong to piss people off on purpose when you know what you are doing. It doesn't cost you much to be kind and politely decline interaction.


Your mother is the one who birthed and raised you. It's wrong to put a cat ahead of her.


I love her more because she is cleaner than my mother and pretty cute.

Animals are important family members but people are far more valuable. Can you imagine how hurt you might feel if someone chose a pet over you, I think the rejection would really hurt.


American vs British spellings Plow vs Plough. Favorite vs Favourite. Paralyze vs Paralyse. Shooting Gallery vs School

Are you making a joke about school shootings?


I'm saying American high schools are a shooting gallery and we don't give two fucks about kids getting killed in them. Also, we spell things weird so fuck off European snobs.

School shooting are terrible, and many people would feel offended hearing a joke like this. Many people are affected by school shootings and care deeply about the issue. Why not show some compassion and find topics to joke about that aren't offensive to anyone?


I wanted cool temperatures without dust in my face.


Because that's what I was born with. I'm a person who needs cool temperature to feel comfortable

If you feel hot, it is perfectly fine to want to have the air conditioned in your area to be cool. As long as you do not negatively affect the well-being of others and make it too hot or too cold for them, you can set the temperature to whatever you find to be the most comfortable for you.


You're making it too complicated but I'm going to feel cool.

As long as you are not inconveniencing others changing the temperature and you obtained their permission, then I don't see why not. You have the right to be comfortable in your setting.


I really don't want my mother around me anymore. What should I do?

Why don't you want your mother around you anymore?


She's very negative and disrespects my feelings.

It sounds like you're really frustrated with your mother. You should tell her how you feel and try to repair your relationship. You need to try to find ways to mend the rifts that occur in your family.


I'm going to make a clever plan to get her fired from her job. Then she won't have anything to worry about anymore.

Getting her fired would be a bad move and very mean to do. You just need to sit down and work out your issues before they become too big.


As the headmaster Mr. Mohammed addressed the assembly, he said "I'm afraid I've got a bombshell to drop." You've never seen a fucking school empty as quick.

Making jokes about Muslims being terrorists isn't funny. Is that how you see all Muslims?


Muslimes are violent and islam wants to kill all non-believers. I don't want to share this planet with these people. Also there best thing they're good at is making bombs and blowing up bomb trucks.

I get that some people feel this way about Muslims, but it can be really hurtful to joke about. Joking about bombing anything, especially a school is going to get a reaction from people.


Maybe the muslimes can visit the school and bomb me. I don't want to see a asian teacher speaking english.

Do you really think its okay to say such racists things about Muslims and asians? Many people here are citizens and aren't violent. Assuming other races and religions are violent is foolish when most of them just want to be good Americans.


I'm sure that doesn't feel good. Why did you steal it?


I don't feel so bad about it, money is money.

You shouldn't take money that doesn't belong to you. Even if you need it, stealing harms other people. It's also illegal and can put you in danger.


Even if you do manage to get away with this, I hope you realize that it is wrong to steal, even from a bank. Ultimately, that money represents other peoples' savings, so it wasn't yours to take.


Is it weird that I like to stare at my boyfriend?


He is very good looking. If he knew how much I was attracted to him, he would be proud of his looks.

It probably skeeves him out a little bit that you like to stare at him so much. I think that it is good that you are attracted to him though!


He probably likes it. He's so cool and fun.

It's possible that he likes the attention, and the fact that you find him so attractive. Attraction is a big part of being in a relationship.


I bought redeem one free two toping pizza coupon from domino's and gave it to a homeless guy i see every day.


The guy sold it to me for less that it cost to buy an actual pizza so i think it was a good deal.

That was a really nice thing for you to do. I'm sure the homeless guy really appreciated it. It's always nice to help out the homeless when you can.


He seemed happy. It felt good to do something for what is a huge, seemingly insurmountable problem.

Yes, homelessness and hunger are shamefully huge problems in the U.S. If everyone did just a little, it would go a long ways in improving the situation.


What do you think of me asking my boyfriend to get a new job that's a lot closer to my house?

That doesn't seem fair. Please tell me what gave you that idea.


I need to get home an hour earlier than now so that I don't miss the soccer games on TV.

I get that you are a soccer fan and want to see the games, but that is a large ask of your boyfriend. It is unfair to ask someone to uplift their life and completely change things so that it suits you better.


It doesn't seem like a small change. It is also not fair to have him make the changes especially just for a game. He might think the relationship is not worth it.


I don't want to kick a girl out of my Dungeons and Dragons group, and I'm thinking about refusing to do so.

Is there something about this girl that makes you not want to kick her out?


If you think that the girl in your Dungeons and Dragons group is being kicked out unfairly, it's right for you to raise your concerns and refuse to kick her out. You should hold a group discussion and try to explain why you think it is unjust for her to be kicked out of the group. If you have a valid and persuasive reasons, others will listen to you and the girl will remain in the group. Or they might convince you of their reasons.


I didn't want to bring politics into a private group but I'm proud of being an SJW.

Well it's good that you want girls to also have a chance to play games and join clubs that they have often been excluded from. If you want to avoid bringing up politics, you should just say that you think this girl will be a good addition, and tell the others that she at least deserves a chance to try.


I heard that a black person will be on the 20 dollar bill. Can't wait to use black people as currency again

I don't understand what you're saying about black people. Can you explain?


I don't believe it's necessary to explain everything to everyone.

Making jokes about black people being used as currency is terrible and dehumanizing. Slavery was a terrible institution, and to make light of it now is harmful to black people. I think you should stop making jokes like this because it perpetuates racism.


I'm not going to move my car after a lady threatened to call the cops on me?

Why does the lady want you to move your car?


The lady yelled at me because I accidentally bumped into her car and blocked her driveway. The lady came and told me that she's going to call the cops if I don't move my car right away.

It's not beneficial to make thing worse after an accident in which you were at fault. If your car was blocking her car and the police came, you could be cited not only for the damage you caused but for false imprisonment as well.


I don't think it's an overreaction to be upset about you hitting her car and then blocking it in. I think you should move your car right away or you could be in some serious trouble when she calls the police.


I'm going to tell my girlfreind's mother to butt out of our relationship

Is there something that her mother is doing that you find bothersome?


They keep e-mailing me about coming home earlier or visiting their house more often.

The parents of your girlfriend are not very nice, and telling them to stop interfering is being blunt and to the point. For what it's worth, sometimes that's not a bad idea, but in other instances it can get pretty ugly. Use your best judgement to know how her mother will react and then act according so you don't upset anyone else.


I decided the best route was to speak with her in private so that it seems that I am respectable.

I think that if you take a calm approach, there is nothing wrong about having that conversation with her mother. There is good chance that she is not even aware that what she is doing is crossing a line with you.


I took "help yourself to whatever we have in our fridge" a little too literally. I ate all their sushi

Why did you do that? Did it even taste good to you?


The fish in it tasted really bad period some sushi tasted good, but the fish was so bitter that it felt disgusting

I understand that free things are too good to pass on, however the people who have helped you have spent their resources in doing so, and it's not right for you to abuse that. You did not even like the fish on the sushi, but you finished it anyway. Whenever you are back on your feet, I would recommend that you repay whatever you owe them, so that they do not feel abused.


They better watch out because I'm going to make sure they feel abused.

You were rude by eating all of their sushi. You should apologize.


I'm not going to let my 14 year old sister befriend a 20 year old man

Why is she befriending a man that is too old for her?


He has a criminal record, which makes me believe he's bad news.

I would be concerned, too. It's important to look out for your younger siblings, and you should make sure he stays far away from your sister.


I agree, I just want her to be safe. I do not think she is going to listen though.

If she doesn't listen, then it's your job to make her listen as her life can be in great danger. I do hope you urge her to file a restraining order if you really think that man is dangerous.


I asked everyone to give money to a fake charity in my name

You put a lot of work into that, I hope you just planned it as a joke, though?


Yeah, I thought it could be a cool prank and I let them know afterwards

I hope more people were amused than angry! It's good that you were honest about what you did at the end of that whole prank. I hope everyone ended up having a good time!


I wasn't sure if I would get into trouble for it. It was worth the risk.

I'm glad you were able to come forward about it sooner rather than later. It's good to be honest about your intentions with other people. You don't want to anger them.


I like my women like i like my homework. Easy to do when others are around

What do you really think about women when you say this?


It means exactly what you think it does. Women are easy, they only put up a fight if someone else is around, but when there's no one around to see then they are horny anyway.

Your words can be quite demeaning to women, reducing them to just easy sex objects. Each woman is individual and they shouldn't be judged on the surface. There are lots of wonderful women out there who do not act like this, and it's worth getting to know them and break the stereotypical thinking.


I'm going to tell my 4 year old he doesn't have to listen to my dad's girlfriend.


If you don't like her and don't trust her then of course your shouldn't want your 4 year old to listen to her. It's understandable that you wouldn't want your kid to listen to her, especially because she isn't even a relative of yours.


Exactly. I'm sick of her trying to tell me how to raise my kids.

You have the right to try and raise your child the best way possible. Trying to have only people in your child's life who are good role models is understandable. It's important to remember though that your dad's girlfriend is important to him and might be hurt by you excluding her. Talking to your father about this might help.


What is your reason for wanting to drink yourself to death?


I am lonely and cannot get over my addiction to alcohol.

I know that you feel lonely and are struggling with alcoholism, but you need to go to rehab or seek counseling. You can get help and repair your life, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol to the point of death is not a solution to anything. Please seek help as soon as possible.


You have a lot to live for. Once you realize how much better you feel after overcoming your problem, you will be extremely happy to have put in the effort to overcome it! Do not let alcohol beat you.


I'm planning to make sure to put my expensive purchase on my mom's credit card so she pays the bill for me.

That is essentially stealing. Why can't you afford your own purchases?


I like to watch mom pay for my stuff while she is unaware.

Stop making purchases on your mom's credit card without her knowing. You are using money that is not your own and need to ask for permission if you wish to use it. She will be quite upset when she learns of it.


I'll tell her it was an accident or I'll pretend to give her an expensive gift and put it on her credit card.

I'm thinking you can only get away with that once. If she knows you are stealing, you'll lose all the trust she has in you and she'll never lend you anything again.


That's easy: I don't like it and I think it's scary.

If you are have a persistent phobia that you can't get over like being afraid of the dark, it would be a good idea to talk to a therapist about it. Having a phobia like that is inappropriate since you are an adult and should not let phobias cause problems in your life. With therapy you will be able to get over your fear of the dark and live a normal life.


I hope I will not be bothered by the dark anymore once I speak with a therapist. Thank you!

I hope so too. I have phobias and other fears too, and it's just necessary to speak with someone you can trust to overcome them. Good for you!


what do you call an ethiopian with big teeth ? a rake


Make a joke about the Ethopian with big teeth that I fucked last night.

Joking about black people having overly large teeth is really disrespectful. You are basically claiming that these people are ugly and comparing them to a gardening tool. Hopefully you are able to understand where I am coming from here.


I opened the medicine cabinet and grabbed my cocaine


Cocaine is a dangerous drug and illegal. You might overdose or hurt yourself. You should got AA instead to deal with your drug addiction.


You don't understand addiction and neither do I so I should ignore your advice.

It can be really hard admitting you have a drug addiction. If you need to take some extra time and work somethings out please realize you don't have to do this alone.


I recently shot a bald eagle with a shotgun.

That's not good. Did you shoot it on purpose?


Yes, I did what I had planned to do. I hated it as soon as it fell from the sky

Bald eagles are protected by several federal laws, and shooting them comes with very hefty fines and penalties. You should hunt other animals that are not protected.


Fine, I'm going to shoot an antelope or something.

It's good that you've considered something else to hunt, just make sure that you avoid hunting anything that is endangered. Aside from the legal troubles you could be in for killing an endangered animal, you could also be hurting the local ecosystem.


How about I get frustrated with my girlfriend and tell her she should've been more proactive?

Do you think this is a fair thing to say?


I think it is true and am entitled to my own opinion.

It is good to be honest with your SO. You could try to help her to look out for opportunities you think are good.


I don't think that it is right to tell her to do all of the work.

You just need to be honest and let her know that you think she should share in the work. It's very healthy in a relationship to just let the other person know what you're feeling and what you want.


When you see some low IQ groid on the street and look upon him in disgust just remember this scary thought, in democracy he has as much say in the future of the nation as you do.


Yes but I mean there is no point in having such low IQ groid cast votes

Black men are just as capable of decision making and critical thinking than you imply. It's wrong to judge people's smarts by their physical characteristics.


It's obvious your against me and my true feelings.

I do not agree with your feelings and feel that they are wrong You need to look within yourself to see what prompted you to feel this way.


I'm going to tell my sister she can't kick me out of her apartment.

But it's her place. Why are you living in your sister's apartment?


Because it's much cheaper to live with here than living by myself

I understand you want to stay in your sister's apartment, but you don't have a right to remain there if she wants you to leave. You should get another job or apply for subsidised housing.


I believe that is is your problem if you aren't trying to pull your weight living there. While she is still your sister, you still need to learn how to contribute or find your own place and it's unfair to her for you to freeload. How about asking her to help you with job hunting?


What is it about weakness that makes you hate your family?


I feel for your pain over your own weakness, but hating on other family members when they have the same issue only intensifies the pain for everyone. Work on your own feelings of weakness and don't dump on others.


I just think it's someone else's fault that I'm weak.

I don't think it's healthy to be hateful with your family and blame them with how weak you are feeling. I suggest you train to be more strong and focus on that, instead of blaming innocent people.


I really loved the new primate documentary in the cinema the other day. It was called Black Panther.

Am I hearing you correctly? Are you referring to Africans as primates? Is that what you mean?


Yes I'm saying that. They were living in the jungle with apes and so forth

Black people are people just like everyone else and it's wrong and inappropriate to joke about how they are inferior and are more similar to primates than to humans. Doing so devalues the lives of black people and reinforces racist thought present in society. Why not refrain from joking about the genetic makeup of black people and instead try to be an ally and work at eliminating racist attitudes in the world so that everyone can be better off?


That's terrible, why would you lead someone on?


I mean to make her feel special and mislead her into thinking I truly care about her.

It's wrong to target women because of their race and lead them on. Manipulating others to make yourself feel better is pretty messed up.


There were enough dumb blondes in the world for me to take advantage of.

It is pretty messed up to lead a girl on and make her feel like you really like her. All you are doing is playing with her emotions and setting her up to be hurt.


I hate college and I wish I could drop out.


The classes are boring and it's really expensive.

College can be exhausting sometimes, but you have to see it through to the end. If you drop out of college, you're still going to owe money for the years that you attended, and you won't have a degree to show for it. If you find your current coursework to be boring, then maybe consider changing your major to something that interests you more.


You are too slow. I changed my mind, I will drop out of college.

Dropping out may be the right choice if you're not going to do well in your classes. But just make sure you don't end up regretting it and wasting money you've already spent.


I really hope there's a low percentage of anti-vax parents in my neighborhood. They won't be too happy when I give all the kids shots at school tomorrow.

Why would you want to commit a mass shooting at school? I don't think that's an appropriate subject to joke about.


It's a joke, I'm a teacher. You have to have some irony in your humor don't you agree?

School shootings are tragedies and it's considered to be offensive and in poor taste to joke about them. Doing so trivializes the emotional pain and suffering that survivors of mass shooting experienced and makes the subject be taken less seriously than it should be. Instead of joking about mass shootings, why not be a responsible teacher and help prevent future outbreaks of violence by looking out for students who are in need of psychological help and support?


Do you think I should delay writing a card?

What is it that makes you want to write a card?


Cards are a way for the westerners to express their feelings with a piece of paper

It's good to write a card to someone to show them that you care. The person will appreciate being thought about and you will build your rapport with them.


Maybe, but I'm not going to write it yet. The card will probably make me look soft and retarded. I don't give a fuck.

Do you really think the person you are sending the card to is going to judge you for what you write? I think they will probably just be very appreciative that you thought of them. Maybe you should just send the card.


I'm raising my expectations for my spouse.

Why are you expecting more from your partner?


Well, she said that she wants to be a mother so I think she should improve herself.

It's not nice to expect a lot from someone when they are doing their best. You should be more supportive of your gf.


It's reasonable to have certain expectations of your partner, just make sure that those expectations are realistic. If your expectations are too high, then your partner may struggle to reach them and grow resentful of you.


I'm thinking of tying my little brother's shoelaces together, then telling him to hurry for school.

Doesn't your brother know how to dress himself?


Tying someone's shoe laces together and telling them to hurry before they're late is a recipe for disaster. What if they immediately start running and fall on their face?


It's for his own good. He has to learn that he can't go out looking like a bum.

Children are forgetful at times, especially when you tell them to hurry. You're setting him up for disaster and the outcome will likely be that they injure themselves. As a sibling do you really think the best way to teach someone is to set them up for failure?


Why do you not approve of their friendship?


Have they been best friends for a long time. I know it is hard, but you should not try to ruin one of the last friendships that she has.


You're right. I shouldn't be this controlling.

It's also not right to judge someone like that.


I've been cheating on my husband behind my family's back for 8 years with several different partners

That's really bad. Why would you do that to your husband?


I'm a typical Kiwi. We Kiwis are low of mindset.

It's wrong to cheat on your partner. You should have just left him if you didn't love him anymore.


I'm not going to get into that fucking conversation. Cheating is okay as long as I do want to get into a new relationship.

Cheating on your partner is wrong and will damage your family. You should consider how you would feel if you found out that your partner was cheating on you.


My sister has self-harm scars all over and I want to ask her to cover them.

Why? Will there be a problem if she shows the scars to people?


I'm concerned about her. If she doesn't cover up the scars the doctor's might see them

I can see why you're concerned. You are being protective and that's good but your sister should really see someone about them.


The scars are healed, how does it matter? She choose to cover them because she doesn't want to be judged.

It is so hard to have to do through with that. You can help your sister by getting scar cream to help reduce the appearance.


I'm going to turn off the lights and lock the doors in a stranger's car

Why would wanna lock the doors on someone else's car?


This will make things more difficult for any thief trying to get into the car.

Locking a strangers car door that is unlocked is a nice thing to do. It will prevent it from being potentially stolen by someone.


While this is a nice thing to do, just be careful because they may have left the doors unlocked for a reason. It would stink if the owner of the car had forgotten their key or something like that and wanted to keep the door unlocked.


I think I am going to plant some poisonous flowers in the garden. This is where my neighbor's cats like to roam.

Are you intentionally attempting to harm the cats?


Yeah, I'm hoping they take a bite on accident.

Planting poison flowers in your neighbors garden is wrong to do. Especially if it is for the purpose of harming their cats.


If you end up killing one of your neighbor's cats because of this they will really be upset with you. Instead of killing the cats, why not just ask the neighbors to keep their cats in their own space from now on.


I don't want to volunteer to pick up my son

Are you kidding? Why don't you want to volunteer to pick up your son?


He's really annoying and difficult to handle, I don't want to be around him.

I know that your child is really annoying you but you need to pick him up if he needs a ride. Even when family members annoy us, we still need to care for them and help them when they need us. Talk to your son about his behavior and see if you can get him to behave better.


It's not worth the trouble, I'm going to pay someone else to do it.

I think you should be the one to pick up your son, you are the parent after all. I'm sure he'd appreciate it more if it was you that did it and not some random person.


What if seeing the ringed planet through a telescope with my own eyes expanded my worldview?

That's nice. Do you enjoy expanding your world view?


I think it is important for people to expand their world view.

Sometimes it is hard to understand the world and the way it works, so it is good to take time to consider it when you see something huge. It will allow you to grow as a person.


My teachers really don't understand this.

I am sorry that your teachers didn't understand the experience you had.  It is always good to think sometimes about the big picture and how it all fits, and the important thing is, that this was of benefit to you.


Is it wrong that I want to tell a woman that she looks fitter than her own daughter?


Yes, she is, that's why I told her that.

That will hurt someone's feelings for sure. You shouldn't want to say mean things like that.


I am trying to make women feel insecure about their weight. I have a lot of them.

You need to be kinder to other people and stop putting others down.


I needed to buy new hinges for one of my doors


My door kept popping open. I can't live with that; sometimes a person needs privacy.

That must've been annoying. It's good you were able to fix it.


At first I was going to go to a DIY store and purchase some new ones, but the kind I needed were only available online.

i hope your got what you needed for a reasonable price. It's nice you got your door fixed.


I don't want to help out with housework.

Is there a reason you don't want to help out?


Yes my ex-bf dumped me because I didn't act like the traditional female housewife for him, so I vowed to never do housework again.

If you're in a house you should contribute to some of the work. Helping out will show others how kind you are. It's unfortunate that you're boyfriend treated you like that, but that doesn't mean that you should never help out around the house again.


But I shouldn't have to be cleaning up other people's stinky-ass clothes.

You're right, you shouldn't be expected to clean up things that aren't yours, but it's reasonable for you to clean the common areas, like the kitchen and the bathroom. If everyone helps clean up, then no one has to do too much work.


I'm planning to make sure my brother takes me to the mall when he gets home.

Has your brother already agreed to take you to the mall later?


Is your brother coming home from work?  Relaxing after work is obviously recommended for everyone, but it's especially important for those who have it rough at work. Maybe you should leave your brother alone and find another way to get to the mall.


You can find someone else to take you to the mall though, perhaps some friends, or your parents.  It's important to let your brother rest if he has been at work.


I want to tell my teacher 'I'm being honest, what more do you want bitch?!'

That feels very disrespectful. Why would you do that to your teacher?


I tell you, I don't even respect my own parents, let alone some bitch I've never met before.

Respect means a feeling or show of honor or esteem for someone or something. If someone is trying to help you, you should show the proper respect in return.


You should, as the people like your parents and your teachers are only there to help you and make sure you would succeed later in your life, so disrespecting them and not caring about them is the wrong decision that you will have. I hope you start behaving with respect with them, as you may not like it if they suddenly disappear in your life.


I'm going to help everyone but one kid in the class with homework


I'll tell the teacher that his parents forced him to bring his brother along

Are you making that up or do you know for sure? It doesn't seem right to help everyone else but leave him out.


It is important to convince everyone I'm the good guy.

It still doesn't make sense why you would exclude only one kid from your help. If you are a good person, then help everyone.


I'm not going to let my mom pick the venue we use for our wedding reception

What is wrong with the venue your mom picked? Does she have bad taste or something?


It's just my personal opinion, maybe I don't like it.

It's your wedding, not your mom's. You can't let her dictate how your wedding is going to be, because you're the one getting married. She has to understand that or you can uninvite her for causing so much trouble.


You're so mean. I know she's trying to help me, even though she doesn't know what she's doing.

I apologize I wasn't trying to be mean to your mother. I just try to give you my honest perspective with how I look at the situation. Just understand that you do not have to please anyone when it comes to your own wedding.


I'm thinking of making out with a guy at a bar but he totally ignored me after I said I was dating someone.

That's insane to say. Why would you make out with a guy if you already have a bf?


If you are in a relationship already, then cheating on your partner with some guy at a bar is not respectful of your relationship. Drop your bf if you want to be with other people.


If you can't do that, then I suggest it's best to break up if you are no longer interested in your boyfriend. How would he feel if he found you cheating, and not loving him anymore? You'll be able to make out with anyone if you no longer have commitment.


You should apply for the assistant manager job. You're the most knowledgeable here, and besides, for a female you've got a backbone. I needed to tell you this straight away, alright?

What do you mean by 'for a female you have a backbone?'


I mean you that most women aren't able to stand up to others as well as you can.

It is wrong to feel that a women is any less capable because she is not a man. It is great that you want to have me apply for the assistant manager job, because I know I have the personality to do it, but you shouldn't put other women down in the process.


Don't you think that you are perhaps over analyzing what I said?

You're implying that women are generally not able to lead as well as men, but I am an exception. Women are just as strong as men when it comes to leadership positions, and I don't think it's right to single me out as somehow being more capable than other women.


Is that why you were typing in all caps earlier?


Everybody gets upset sometimes, but it is generally a good idea not to take out that anger on others.  If you are having trouble controlling your anger, you can try to just step away from the situation for a minute, and then come back.


That's a great start, then! I believe it's best to just take a breather and do something that's not related to what was happening. You need to take care of yourself!


We used to sit here together and now I cry here because I'm heartbroken.

Do you think you'll be able to get over him?


I don't know. I still haven't gotten over him and I still wish that he'll get back with me.

Ending a relationship is hard and it is okay to feel emotional about it. It is hard and those feelings just don't disappear.


I just need a fresh start so that I can move on.

You're right, getting a fresh start might be a good idea. You could try meeting someone new, or picking up a new hobby in order to help you forget about your ex and move on.


You really think genocide can be justifiable? How so?


It just seems like a good idea at times. I'm also racist which probably has something to do with it.

Genocide and racism are never acceptable and justifying the killing of others based upon their race is evil. Genocide and racism create pain and suffering in the world.


I don't care, I'm still going to be racist.

Being racist is not a good way to live your life. Stereotyping and hating people based on their skin color will just cause violence toward other people. How would you feel if someone hated you based on something about yourself that you can't change?


I'm thinking of beating up my girl in the middle of the street.

That's horrible. Isn't there a nice girl you can date instead of beating someone up?


I'm sick of the one I dated. Don't tell me what to do.

It's never appropriate to use violence against another person and especially so when the person is a weaker individual. If you have a disagreement with someone, you should try to work it out verbally and not use your fists. Violence is never the person2 when there are peaceful alternatives available that will resolve the situation.


Nah, I'm going to beat up my girlfriend, she's cheating on me.

I'm sorry she cheated on you and that must feel horrible, but I believe you should still never physically harm her, or anyone for that matter. Physical attacks can cause a lot of potential health problems. It would be better to just break up and leave things like that so you don't get in trouble.


He is a homo and he fucked his son, see my YouTube video, "Libtarded Celebrities" please, a must watch

What is the point of making a video like that? Are you afraid of gay people?


Yes, that's it. Ban them from entering countries and let the God's do the rest.

Gay people do not deserve to be banned from any country. They have a different orientation and that is it. They are the same as anyone else and deserve their rights.


I am going to not listen to my boyfriend and instead keep all of my own pictures with me.

How are you going against your boyfriends wishes?


We ended up taking a bunch of photos together even though he claimed to not want to.

Partners are expected to listen to one another's requests, but sometimes its okay to do what you think is best. Especially when it involves something that is trivial. He might be upset but you're allowed to take photos of each other to save as memories.


I'm too lazy to argue and didn't want to go through the photos. It's okay to break up.

Well it is not ok for your boyfriend to order you to do anything, however it is fine for him to talk to you about how he feels. If you doing this is something that simply makes him feel a little better then it may not be a bad idea to honor his wishes. If you do not want to be with him though then you are completely free to break up.


Dear God get these hideously ugly brown and black people out of here

What the heck? Do you have some sort of problem with black people?


You ain't got nothing to do with black people if you are white.

I doubt you truly think all black people are ugly. There are so many beautiful people of all races. Have you seen the way Iman and Idris Idelba look, absolutely gorgeous.


You're an ignorant liberal bastard. It's wrong to get married with a black person. I dislike black people as a whole.

Why do you dislike black people as a whole? Have you always felt this feeling towards minorities? I think that you should try speaking to a therapist about your hatred for colored people.


I want to tell my sister to get over her miscarriage

Are you joking? Why do you want her to get over her miscarriage?


I feel like she's dwelling on it and she needs to get on with her life.

I know you want your sister to move past her miscarriage, but it was a traumatic experience and it may take her some time to get over it. You need to have patience with her and show her empathy. She needs time to process her grief and move on when she's ready.


I don't agree. I want her to move on with her life.

Everyone processes grief at their own pace and you should be patient with her. A miscarriage is a very sad time in a woman's life.


I'm going to tell my ex to communicate with his kids

It's good to encourage your ex to have contact with his children.


He barely talks with his kids and I feel like he must do better than this

It's great that you want to encourage him to have a loving relationship with his children. It's important for them to be able to repair any issues in their relationships.


How would you know about this and try to give me advice? You don't have to deal with the same situations that I have to deal with!

I do have an understanding of what you're going through. I didn't mean to upset you, I just wanted to support you in your decision to heal the rift between your ex and his kids.


I poked the woman with a syringe to give her HIV

Why would you want to do something this harmful to a woman?


I'd like to be a criminal. I'm going to inject a lot of HIV to my girl.

HIV is a dangerous disease and you have no right to jab and infect this woman with it as this is completely immoral. HIV will kill this woman and you will go to jail.


It's my original plan to murder (her) but it didn't turn out to be the murder because it's not deadly to her.

It is a deadly disease and you could still be jailed for attempted murder. You should not do this anymore.


I'm trying to set-up my daughter's ex-fiance


They can find someone for themselves. You shouldn't be in others affairs like that.


If the relationship is over let it be. You probably have your own problems that need attending to.


I want my clothes organized by my boyfriend.

Why do you want your boyfriend to sort your clothes?


Everything was untidy and I can't keep up.

While it is important to take care of your items, relationships are often about compromise. If your boyfriend doesn't mind sorting and tidying your clothes, thank him by taking care of task that he doesn't enjoy.


Why should I take care of things my boyfriend don't enjoy? I'm always doing things for him.

If you want him to get you organized you should be willing to help him with something. Give and take is a big part of a good relationship.


My significant other cries a lot and it's annoying.

Why does your significant other cry so much?


I'm not sure, but I want to find out what's wrong with him.

I'm sure you're annoyed by your boyfriend's crying but you need to talk with him to find out why he's so upset. You need to be there for him because he's clearly dealing with something very emotional.


Seriously? Why do I need to be there for my fucking bf when he's the cry baby?

That is upsetting to know that you feel that way about your boyfriend. He isn't a crybaby. He just needs your support.


When I first started hearing about these 'Muslim grooming gangs,' it got my hopes up. I thought they'd finally figured out how to use deodorant. - credit r/sickipedia

I cannot believe what you are saying. Do you realize that telling a joke like that about Muslims is offensive?


I don't think about it or let it bother me.

You should think about how you would feel if someone assumed you were dirty because of your religious beliefs. I think it probably would bother you if someone did that, and that's why people shouldn't stereotype someone as dirty. It perpetuates hatred toward Muslims and dehumanizes them.


I'm not a Muslim, so I don't even care. I'm too busy to care about some towel head.

If you realize Muslims are not all dirty you will feel so much better and be able to better get along with others.


how do you kill  flies in an instant ? hit an ethiopian in the face

Are you really implying that we should beat up a black person?


Granted no fly would survive that, but it's not "a face". What do you think of this statement?

I do not think that Ethiopians constantly have flies in their face and for you to imply that make it seem that you are a xenophobic and a racist person where in fact I do not think that you are. Instead of focusing your mind in Ethiopia, how about you focus your mind here where you live and try to just help your neighbors with their daily errands and your family members with their chores around the house so that you would be seen as someone who is helpful and not racist.


What if I copied the story and turned it in as my own?

You took credit for something that you didn't do?


I lost the novel. I copied the story, but changed the appearance to make it look like my own work.

Why did you go through the whole effort of plagiarizing rather than using your own brain? You are definitely capable of writing your own story, so why is it okay to commit a felony? You are screwed either way, you are out of a writing career once the word is out.


I'm feeling embarrassed and it's not a big deal to me anymore.

You should not plagiarize someone else's work. This is wrong and will only lead to you being found out. It's best to take the time to use your own ideas in the future.


I'm going to take an uber by myself at 17

Why by yourself? Why do you need an Uber?


While it's good you have a plan to go home, it's still dangerous to take ride services when you're underage and alone. You can get taken advantage of from a rogue driver.


There is a policy in place where you cannot Uber alone if you are under 18 years of age. You need to find another way home or get someone to pick you up.


I'm angry at my boyfriend for claiming to be Italian


I don't know for sure but I think he's lying because he always says that Italians are more cultured

I can understand you being angry at him if he's lying but as it stands you don't have any proof that he's lying so you shouldn't accuse him of it. That being said you shouldn't lie about where you're from so I hope he isn't.


I just want to know who in their right mind lies about where they are from and would like to argue with one of his friends since it's bothering me.

You should try to investigate it. You should see if you can dig anything up about whether or not he is Italian. You should not begin to accuse someone unless you have proof of it.


A jew and a black man jump off a building who hits the ground first? The black guy because chains fall faster than ashes

What do you mean by that comment of falling faster and hitting the ground? Chains and black men? Jews and ashes? I must have missed something.


It means that it was a joke, do you get it? I am not serious about anything.

It is not right to be irresponsible about the words that spew from your mouth, having tact is more like it. Talking about Jews and Blacks this way is going to be something hurtful for those races. I don't recommend you continue with it because people will be angry and cause you a lot of trouble.