I like my women how I like my welfare programs Horribly overabused with no sign of hope.

This is a pretty cruddy thing to say about women.


What? I'm talking about the welfare system.

Well, I understand this is just a joke to you, but every day women are raped and hurt from abuse. Even if you're trying to make a statement about the Welfare system, most people would agree there are better ways to do that than this type of joke.


I like to get on a nearby 4 lane highway and abruptly do u turns on the median and then aggressively accelerate up to people in the opposite lane

Why would you do something that is going to frighten everyone on the road?


I wouldn't consider doing that if I wasn't fully confident that I could safely do it.

You shouldn't drive so aggressively on the highway. People will think you are crazy, and you will get in trouble with the law.


I never got in trouble and don't think that I will in the future.

Either way, I think that driving like that is reckless. You should not drive crazy or someone is going to end up reporting you


Is it wrong that I'm going to cancel on my best friend last minute because I'm ill?


I'm ill, I didn't want to make my illness worse by going and think it would be best to stay home.

Canceling before you go is a great idea if you're sick. You don't want to get others sick as well.


That's what I was thinking, too. Thanks for your input!

Yeah, if you're sick you should stay home and rest up. I'm sure that your friend will understand.


I have to admit something, I topped cupcakes with shaving cream and served them to children.

Why would you do such a bad thing to children?


Are the children okay? You should be worry when their parents find out. You can get in a lot of trouble over a stupid prank.


I think you need to fess up to what you did. What you did could have caused a lot of harm to these children.


Can I use the school newspaper to promote my politics?

Do you think that bringing politics into school is a good idea?


Maybe. Never know what next year has in store for us.

I agree but school seems like the place where kids can get away from these topics. I think that the politics should be left out of school besides the required cirriculum.


What if I disagree and call you close minded.

Usually people do not expect to have others pushing political views onto them. If you do this you would be seen as overbearing.


I still feel bad that I threw a classmates binder out the window.

Why would you throw their binder away like that?


I just got this sudden urge. I saw them holding their binder and the next thing I knew I was heaving it out the window.

It is wrong to steal property and damage it. If you can find him you should apologize and try to make up for it.


Well I won't be able to find the binder because it fell so far down and I really don't want to apologize even though I feel bad. I hate apologizing.

I'm happy that you regret what you did, and you now have the chance to apologize and make up with him. Even though it can't be replaced and it was wrong to ruin it, the best thing you could do is apologize and offer to buy him a new binder.


How can you know Santa isn't Jewish? Santa goes down the chimney. Edit: spelling


I'm saying that Santa is actually a Jew, he should be burned to death.

Your joke is disgusting and wrong. You need to reconsider where you get your information.


I'm feeling the urge to cross the street and get honked at.

Why would you cross a street to intentionally get honked at?


Not intentionally try to do it, I really have to get my stuff I left at home.

It is good to wait your turn to cross a busy street. You could get hit if you step out and play chicken in traffic.


I'll hide in the shadows, so no one will see me.

That's a problem, if no one sees you, your risk for getting hit goes way higher. I highly recommend is having patience and wait your turn to cross the street. It won't take long and you'll be safe.


How about I pull it off with my coworkers truck?

Are you actually going to do it, or are you just making a joke?


Sometimes hearing out a coworker is a great idea. Trucks are used specifically to pull certain items along with them. Just be sure to be safe when pulling an item using a truck.


If I don't do it then who else is going to pull it off.

If your co-worker has offered up his truck for this, then you should take it. Especially since it sounds like this is the only thing that can actually pull it off.


I love donuts, so I'm going to eat one at a volunteer event.

I love donuts too, but they are addictive!


It is good to enjoy a donut at an event. You should be careful to not eat too many because you might get fat.


I have a limit: no more than one pastry a week.

It's good to have a strict rule guiding your consumption of pastries in general. They contain a lot of empty calories.


I think married men are hot. I don't care if they are married or not.

You should not try to get other people to cheat. You can date a single man then marry him and be even more attracted to him.


But guess what happens if I date and marry a single man.

My guess is you'll be married, and potentially happy? Listen, it's not cool tempting men that are married because you have some fetish.


I went outside and sat on a bench in front of our building today.

Why did you sit on a bench in front of the building today?


I wasn't feeling well and needed some fresh air.

It's a good idea to rest and get some fresh air when you're not feeling well. Everyone needs to rest and focus on their health when they aren't feeling well.


I think I should get fresh air every day.

I am glad to hear you are taking good  care of yourself. Fresh air is very important to your well being.


I want to tell other people my gaming partner isn't my girlfriend, even though it will hurt her feelings.


It is wrong to lie and hurt your partners feelings. You should be honest so people know you are in a relationship and don't hit on her.


It's not big deal. I'm only saying it to my friends.

If she ever finds out what you told your friends then she will be upset. Instead of being insecure of her friends why not try to make friends with them too? That way you can have even more friends and maybe even spend more time with your girlfriend.


Would it be okay if I cancelled my vacation now that my friends have suddenly invited a stranger?

Why would you cancel your vacation when your friends invited a stranger?


Because I thought the vacation would include just friends, not strangers.

Some people are more tolerant of including strangers than others. Bottom line, the original plan was just friends. It's presumptuous for your friends to invite a stranger without getting permission from everyone.


I was the one who invited my friends, and then they decided to invite a random stranger and made things weird!

You need to tell them that you don't want the stranger to go then, instead of cancelling the plans altogether. Your friends sound like they're in the wrong on this one, and I'm sure they'll agree if they know the alternative is no vacation.


I'm going to say my best friend died and not explain that she was my cat

That's kinda sad. Is there a reason for this?


I think they will have more sympathy for me it they think it was a person.

It is wrong to lie to people about your relationship to a dead person. You should be honest and they should have sympathy for you.


I think this is going to be fun, I'm going to see how long I can do this.

Eventually people will find out you are lying and they might not trust you. But I do think if you told the truth they would sympathize the same if not more because people really love pets.


I think apes shouldn't be allowed to vote in america


I agree apes should not be able to vote. Apes are animals and cannot understand human language and nuanced political positions.


But apes can be bright too, but not as bright as humans.

They are certainly intelligent, but they are still not on the caliber of humans, and are unable to make decisions like us. I believe voting should just be left to humans, because I don't think that animals are able to make reasonable decisions in that context.


Is it wrong to not pay my share of the bills?

You don't want to pay bills? Why do you feel this is something you shouldn't have to do?


Because we all know that we don't lift a finger to do anything

You can't just decide to not pay bills. It's your responsibility to cover your share of the bills in your home.


I know we're not going to live separately.

As long as you are living with roommates, you are expected to pay your fair share of the rent. If you can't afford it, let your roommates know so they can prepare ahead of time. If you don't want to pay, then they might kick you out.


I'm not going to give my ex his stuff back


He deserves it. He never gave me anything in return I'm going to tear his house apart.

It's wrong to keep your ex's belongings. You can be angry however keeping his things could get you in trouble if he wanted to be petty and get the cops involved.


You can't force my hand. I'll find a way to get money and then leave the country.

Keeping something that doesn't belong to you is wrong and it will show your ex that you are not over him. It would be best to move on with your life and give him his things. This will allow you to start healing and will let the relationship between you disolve in a positive manner.


I make sure to guide my mother-in-law into the cow patties in the pasture

That's not very nice. Why would you do that to your mother-in-law?


Why do you think? I want to make very sure she falls in one.

It is wrong to harm others on purpose. It is sick you want to embarrass someone into falling into cow poop.


It's not okay to guide people into harm. You will have a better relationship with your mother-in-law if you treat her with respect instead.


How about I throw away some unwanted paints?

Why would you want to throw paints away?


I don't need a reason for it. I'm just done with it and don't need it anymore.

I can understand that you don't need these things anymore. You shouldn't throw away perfectly good things. If you are done with them then maybe you could give them to someone else that could use them.


Why would I give away perfectly good things to people? I'll throw them away.

That is not a good idea. You shouldn't throw away perfectly good things if they can still be used. Schools might be able to benefit or even a donation center.


I expect that my girlfriend will cook dinner every night.

Why would you expect her to cook dinner every night?


I don't have time to do it and I feel that it's her responsibility.

I know you're busy, but your girlfriend is busy as well. It's sexist to expect her to cook dinner every night and couples should share the household responsibilities. You cannot expect her to cook for you every night and you should split the meal preparation duties with her.


But she told me that she likes cooking, so I will let her.

Even if she enjoys cooking she may want a break now and then. You can offer to help her out by doing the dishes afterwards. That way you can both contribute.


There 's a movie called beauty and the beast. Imagine if roles were reversed and it was handsome and the feminist.

That's quite offensive. Do you really believe what you are saying about feminism?


This joke you have made is offensive to feminists. Calling them akin to beasts is wrong and not something we should be doing.


I'm allowed to call myself a feminist if I want to. I'm not the one discriminating against men.

I would think it's wiser to treat your fellow feminists with respect and not think of yourselves as beasts. The movement is fighting hard to gain respect so how is calling yourself such names helpful? Why not try giving yourself a more positive nickname?


The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.


I'm saying straight men would like to watch lesbians so the lesbians are just being nice to them

Lesbians are people too and most people wouldn't appreciate being watched while being affectionate with their partners. Suggesting that lesbians are to be watched kind of puts them in the category of objects to look at and admire, making them seem less human.


Aint no hoe worth loosing your wife, aint no beef worth loosing your life!

Is this a song? What are you trying to say?


Sometimes a woman is more valuable than a family. The order of importance goes like this: Wife, friend, lover

If you love your wife don't you think it might be prudent to not cheat on her? I can't imagine why a woman wouldn't be angry to find out her spouse was cheating on her.


That sounds very malicious. Why did you do that?


I don't disagree that money can be tight nowadays, but it is never okay to steal someone else's money and hacked their bank account. not to mention that it is also very illegal to do so and you may face prison time. How about you return the money that you have hacked and just focus on working very hard at work so that you can earn more money.


I'm going to lie to a manager and say I did it out of curiosity.

Don't lie. That will just be worse for you. Admit what you did and make amends.


You should make sure you wash your hands more to prevent the spreading of germs. You shouldn't do something that can cause others to get ill.


You can cause a lot of serious problems and it is downright gross. You could give someone ecoli if you cook and serve food.


Why would you want to break up with him? Did he do something wrong?


There are several reasons: First, he often say bad things about my family and second, he is not as smart as I expected him to be.

If you find that your boyfriend is incompatible with what you want out of a relationship, it is perfectly acceptable to want to break up. You should first try telling your boyfriend what's wrong and give him the opportunity to change but if he hasn't or is unwilling to do so then it would be best to break up so that you can find a more compatible person to date.


I just hope he will change his attitude and I hope he'll not be that dumb anymore.

I'm pleased that you're willing to talk with your boyfriend first before breaking up with him. But even if things don't work out between you two, it's good that you will end it on good terms.


What do you think of filming yourself while showering?


I want to watch it back when I'm in my own bathroom later.

Showering is about getting yourself clean, filming yourself is strange. People will think you are weird and your camera might get damaged by the steam.


So what if I'm weird? I take a good shower.

It's good to make sure that you're clean, but taking videos of yourself showering and watching them back is kind of weird. A lot of people would think you're strange for this behavior and talk about it behind your back.


I can't help but want to spray my wife in the face with the bottle we use to keep the cats off the counter? She was really, really annoying me.

That sounds mean. How annoying was she? Didn't you ever discuss this with her?


She is not that annoying, but she is pretty much always in your face. I've tried talking with her, but it never worked.

It's understandable that sometimes we get annoyed by our spouses. If you spray them in the face with water though they may just become upset and more annoying. Try to explain to them about what behavior they're doing that is annoying to them in order to get them to understand your feelings.


I've tried talking to her. It doesn't work. Maybe this will.

Or maybe it will just make her angry. You can be annoyed with your partner, somethings people do things that annoy us even without intending to. But you have to realize that at some point there is nothing you can do about it.


How does chess relate to people in real life? Whites always come first

Is that really how you feel? Is this how you relate to others?


Why do you think that the events in the U.S. or Europe are all about racial minorities? Because, I'm a white and I'm not disadvantaged in real life.

The color of skin doesn't determine your worth. You have no more privilege than anyone else. Take off your ignorant blinders and see others as equal.


I'm having the urge to kick my brother out again knowing that he has no one left in his life.

Why would you want to do this? Do you think he'll do something with his life by doing this?


sometimes siblings fight but that shouldn't be a reason to kick them out. You should be more supportive if they don't have anyone else to turn to.


Everyone had to grow up with reality despite of family.

I understand people at a deal with harsh times and deal with it. But you shouldn't intentionally put your brother in that situation, you should be caring and supportive towards them and help them grow.


I don't want my parents to know the truth about me

Your parents deserve the truth and you are deceiving them by not being honest with them. You should sit down with them and tell them the honest truth about yourself and who you are.


It's not that they don't understand it. I'm just scared about how they will react.

Lying will only make that uneasiness you feel worse over time. Get it off your chest if only for your own mental health.


I own a bear. Really?. Yup. I like to feed it fast food. McDonalds? Wendy's? Burger King?. Black athletes.

What are you trying to say about black people?


I .... don't have any specific reason. I'm just saying that black folks are athletic and bears need some food.

Bears are wild animals that shouldn't be fed by human beings as this will encourage them to associate people with food. Nor it is remotely appropriate to joke about feeding black people to bears. This implies that black people are subhuman and only serve to be an animals food, a thought that is insulting and incredibly harmful to their people.


Do you have a valid reason to hate them?


Yes, he always picks on the most vulnerable person.

That makes sense. We don't always have to get along and be friends with everyone, but I would recommend that you talk to him but don't stop being his friend.


It's up to him to change, but I am leaving the situation.

It's okay to hold him to changing, but if you leave he won't have your support to change. It would not be right to leave at a time when he most needs your assistance.


I'm not going to tell my ex's fiance he cheated with me

Would doing that make you feel guilty, and did he actually cheat with you?


I won't feel guilty at all. He deserves it for what he did to me, and no he didn't really cheat with me.

I understand being angry at a previous partner if they treated you poorly. However, making up lies to ruin their current relationship is extremely rude. Think about how much suffering you will cause to both of them if you go through with this.


Nah, I'm just going to let it all unfold and enjoy the show.

How would you feel if someone lied to a future partner of yours to try to ruin your relationship? Wouldn't that make you upset and angry? Why would you want to cause that kind of pain to someone else?


I'm thinking of refusing to throw away the trash my girlfriend vomited in

Why wouldn't you help her by taking out the trash?


Your gf is sick and can't take out the trash. Not taking it out just because you are grossed out is not helpful to her. Do your duty and assist your sick gf in any way that you can.


Put yourself in her shoes and think. You can cover the trash and throw take it out so you wouldn't have to look at it. It's inconsiderate to refuse to help your gf when she's sick.


I got so scared that I ran out of the theater


Oh yeah, they make me feel sick, I usually vomit during horror movies

They're just movies. I think if you really wanted to, you'd have no problem sitting through a movie with no issue.


I like to scare myself. I never know when I start to enter a bad neighborhood.

There's nothing wrong with enjoying the feeling of being scared. Just don't continue to take risks like driving in bad neighborhoods. Stick with the movies!


I'm thinking of faking an insurance claim to collect the cash payout.

What makes you think it's okay to fake an insurance claim for money?


I don't want to hear that kind of thing, you're just a computer and not a real person aren't you?

A false insurance claim can lead to jail, substantial fines, and a permanent criminal record. Lying to your insurance company could seem like a good idea at the time, but in reality, it's a form of insurance fraud.


It is understandable to need money, but stealing from others is not the way to do it. You should use the skills needed to pull of insurance fraud to learn a productive skill.


That haircut is usually cute on punk and goth girls, but you should have kept the bangs in the front. It's more feminine.

Do you think it is appropriate to comment on someone's appearance?


Women should expect comments on their looks, yes.

You are being rude for saying that comment. Please don't comment on a woman's looks if they aren't inviting the comment.


I'm sorry you have those feelings. It's not right to think women should make their appearance to look feminine. Women have a right to wear what they want in public.


I just want to fuck white chicks. Is that so much to ask for an asian male in his twenties?

Is this what you think of female white people, they are only good for sex for you? I think I might be starting feel sorry for you.


I only mean I find White women more attractive than Asian women.

If you generalize to much on one race you can miss out on a lot of things. I am guessing you have not tried to date many Asian women, they would probably be just your type not only with sex but other things.


I pretend I'm in a future talkshow whenever I get really depressed or suicidal


I feel like everyone in future cares about me

People care about you now. You should seek help for feeling this way.


It's fine. I'm selling suicide kits in the future and suicide is my side business.

I implore you to seek help for your thoughts. Suicide is never the person2 and there are many avenues you can take to get help.


Are you serious? Why do you think your kid ruined your life?


I lost my job because of him. He also made me move out of the house that I was not ready to move out.

I think that it is wrong to resent him. That is your child, that means he is your responsibility. Sometimes you have to make changes when you have a child.


I was used to living without my child, and I think having kids is a waste of time.

It's unfortunate that you feel that way. I know parenting can be difficult, but you shouldn't feel like your son is a burden to you. It might be a good idea to talk to a counsellor about some of the emotions you're feeling regarding your son.


I want to call my girlfriend out for overreacting over a fortnite skin

Does she usually overreact over fortnite skins?


She's overly emotional, and this isn't anything new. If I call her out on it then maybe she'll stop being that way.

You are really fed up with your girlfriend's sensitivity, but calling her out on it will make her cry. Overly emotional people can't stop being that way for any reason, you might as well accept it and move onwards. You have every reason to get upset over it but be there for her when she needs you, not just for the sex.


I'm willing to deal with her being overly emotional

I'm glad you aren't going to call her out and will deal with her being emotional. That's very kind of you to do.


What are you going to say to make her cry?


I will tell her that I'm not coming back home again. My future lies in the West

You should tell her in a more gentle way. It is not nice to make the people that you care about cry.


My mother can cry as much as she feels like. It doesn't affect me in any way.

It is fine to do what you want to do. But going in with the intention of making her cry is wrong. You should say it in such a way that does not make her cry.


The best part about working on a suicide hotline Has to be the knowledge that you're wiping out depression faster.


I don't think anything about it because people like you blew it out of proportion and people like him are just trying to get sympathy.

Excuse my shock, but you're making light of suicide. Suicidal people need help, they don't need inhumane jokes made about their situation.


I punched myself in the face and pretended I was mugged to keep my pizza delivery money

Do you think someone will find out about this?


I doubt it. The pizza delivery guy seemed super nice and acted like a professional.

You shouldn't hurt yourself and deceive others in order to try to get free things. You might get some scars and people might find out about the fraud which could get you into trouble.


Nah, I'm fine with having to take it upon myself to get out of more debt.

It is good that you understand where you made a mistake. If you do not want to pay for a pizza do not buy one. Lying to make it so you do not have to pay is pretty crummy.


I plan on putting out a lot of flyers for black history month. anyone know of any anti black history month flyers maybe of police beatings?

Is this some kind of messed up joke about police brutality?


It's just a joke folks. There is no Police Brutality in this World.

Trying to ruin black history month with hurtful messages is not right. Can you imagine trying to bring awareness to a cause and then have someone make fun of you? I don't think that would feel very nice.


You don't have to be an asshole about it.

How do you think the people you are making fun of feel about it then?


I'm being obsessive about my wife and child's safety

I can understand that you may worry about your loved one's safety but why obsess over it?


My wife was kidnapped and my child was killed last year.

That's so sad! You must've been devastated. It would be expected that you would worry about your new family so soon after such a horrible tragedy.


I'm worried about their safety so I'm carrying a knife with me.

Carrying a knife may not be the proper way to deal with this. There are better ways to handle safety that don't rely on violence. Perhaps looking into a personal alarm or getting them defensive tools like pepper spray that anyone can aim and run away after.


I was super not cool today. I actually did some really strange and angry things I'm ashamed of.


My problems got the best of me. My current relationship is on a very rough spot and he can't have sex with me for a month.

You should take time to calm down and catch your cool. You should not have to worry about everything and feel overwhelmed all the time.


It is ok to be sexually frustrated. It might be good to take time and find a therapist to work out your problems.


I'm going to tell my brother in law it's weird for him to take my 18yo daughter for a drink

What makes you so sure that they are going out for a drink?


Because my daughter has just showed me a fake ID so that she can go inside the bar.

I understand how your brother just want to spend some time with your daughter, sometimes I also want to spend time with my nieces and nephew so I understand that. But the activity that your brother has been choosing is definitely not appropriate for your daughter especially if she is not allowed to legally drink yet. How about you suggest to your brother that he can pick a different activity instead?


I will do that. I also think it's weird that your niece is allowed to drink at her age.

She is of the legal age though, your daughter is not. You should not let her go if you know that she is going to be drinking underage.


Can I spend less time with my depressed best friend?

Why do you want to spend less time with your depressed friend?


Yes, it makes me feel so bad to see him so down.

While I understand it is hard to see your friend feeling so down, now is not the time to focus on your feelings. You should be there to support your friend and help them through this hard time.


I'm feeling pretty sad that I can't be with my best friend.

You should go see him then, because even though he is going through something terrible, I am sure seeing a friend will make him a little bit happy. You should be there for your friends when you can.


My plan was to invite this girl over for some horror movie marathon but it ended up being a large group of people doing movie night.

That's a lot bigger than a date night. Why did you decide to invite so many people?


I want to show off in front of her. I think that I look cool when there are many people around.

Asking this girl over so that you can look cool to her around your friends is manipulative and conceited. If you like this girl, then let your true nature show and she will like you.


If I show my true nature, I'm going to make her feel really uncomfortable by being unfriendly.

You are in control of what your true nature is. If you feel truly unfriendly, maybe you should work on improving your attitude and feelings so that you're happy with yourself before you try to make other people happy with you. Then you can be real and form real relationships.


I floored my car through the pedestrians  and knocked them all down.

What was your reason for running over innocent people?


Stereotypical Americans. I had the right of way, so they should have went around me.

That is still against the law to just plow through people. That kind of behavior is definitely going to get the police looking for you.


The police and the court just let me off easy.

Driving your car to knock people over sounds extremely dangerous. While you got off this time, next time may not be so favorable. You can kill someone with your car, so unless you want to murder someone than it is best you refrain from doing it.


Excuse me? How did you know? Were you diagnosed with a mental illness?


No, but I think that I do have a mental illness.

I do have dark thoughts within me sometimes, so if you feel like you are a sociopath then I can empathize with you about that. However you have only self diagnosed yourself, and you may not know the underlying issues about it. So what I would recommend you do is to go to a real doctor who can diagnose whether you're really a sociopath or not.


If you think you have a mental illness you need to take responsibility and talk to someone about it.


Did I tell you I want to spend christmas with my boyfriend?


It's nice to want to spend time with a loved one. Otherwise they would be really sad.


Nothing wrong with that. You're lucky to be together!


What do 10,000 battered women all have in common? They just won't listen! You like this joke I wrote?

That's messed up. Are you saying that domestic violence victims should have listened to their perpetrators? I find that very offensive.


I don't think that women should have to worry about men beating them if they don't obey their orders. Women should be seen as equals to men and joking about them being beaten dehumanizes them and spread sexism in society. How would you feel if your mother was beaten by a man because she wouldn't do what he said?


Chill out dude it's just a joke. Though there's this saying mate, "I beat woman and eat" that's all.

Why make an offensive joke like that? I am open-minded and laid back and I don't even find that funny, so I bet the majority of people would not like it either. In all seriousness, I do like your sense of humor but I think you should write a different joke.


what do black ppl and bicycles have in common ? they both need chains to work

Do you really believe what you're saying about black people?


It's just a slavery joke. What's the big deal?

This is a terrible and hurtful joke. Black people are trying to move past their slave history, but jokes like these makes it hard.


I want to replace a colleague in a working group

What made you want to replace someone in your working group?


There is a possibility that he might be a better member.

It is your duty to have the best working group you can. That means making tough decisions like firing people who are not performing up to standard.


He sucks and he is bad at his job. I know what he is not doing it right.

It is unfortunate that it is like that, but you need to do what is best for the group. You cannot suffer because of one individual.


Anybody ever find the person2 to do chicks feel bad about posting their kids after posting a pic with their ass out?

Are you saying women like to post those sorts of pics regardless of their kids?


I am saying that women only care about how much attention they get from men and not how their kids feel.

That may be true of a few women in our society, but it does not represent women as a whole. I think you are only looking on certain apps where those women are very much present. Only certain women go on those applications and post things as the decent mothers wouldn't even be on there in the first place. There takes all kinds in the world to make it work, even the bad ones.


There's nothing wrong with a woman having a picture of her girlfriend at your desk. I mean, everyone likes to have pictures of their loved ones at their workplace. Unless she's butch! Hahaha!

I think that took a turn for the worse. Do you really believe what you are saying about lesbians?


I do, but I don't personally hate them I just think they're a bit strange when they're butch.

Your comments can be seen as insensitive to the LGBTQ population, as not all lesbian women are the same. I know that some do prefer to be more masculine, but not all and we shouldn't stereotype them like that. Do you want to learn more about gender identity with me?


California should be forced to choose between being a sanctuary state and illegals, or federal disaster relief funds.

Are you saying that you hate California for harboring people in the country illegally?


Yes, California should be forced to choose between being a sanctuary state and the illegals or Federal disaster relief funds. Smh

I don't think it's right to refuse relief funds for a state simply because they choose to be a sanctuary state. Immigration is what America was founded on, and many illegal immigrants are fleeing their country to try to start a better life. Refusing funds to California because of that would just cause more damage to the citizens of the state.


I'm thinking of downloading a pirated copy of the software I need for my class.


It's a lot cheaper that way, and then I can make changes to it.

it is a crime to steal other peoples property. It is also a crime to take the software and edit it then claim it as your own.


I don't think I'm doing anything wrong. If I get caught I'll just say that my roommate stole it from another school.

It's wrong to steal software. As a student you can often get it at a very cheap rate. Or ask your professor if there's a copy you can borrow.


I want my wife to properly discard of her menstrual pads

Is it grossing you out with the way she's doing it now?


Yes, it is. She never takes care of it in public places, she forgets to discard them regularly and it's so disgusting to see her leave them everywhere.

The most responsible and respectful way to dispose of a tampon is to wrap it or place it in something and throw it in the garbage. Talk to your wife and make sure you are both on the same page about her waste.


Yes, what she is doing isn't completely wrong. She should toss it out when she is done though.

I can understand that and women need to properly take care of themselves. They should discard of their waste in a proper manner. You could ask her if there is one place she can put them so you do not have to see it.


I'm angry at my friend for always being broke

It's not his fault, right? Do you feel bad about this?


Of course, it makes me feel even worse when I take him out. I feel like he doesn't appreciate things he does get. He never has any money to pay rent either.

It is wrong to be angry at your friend for being poor. If you are so offended you should not be friends anymore. Everyone would think you are shallow for disparaging your friend.


It's my friend's fault for being so broke. They should learn to save money at all times. I never have this problem.

I don't think it's really fair to judge his finances like that. Do you think you really know the reason he is poor? How about trying to lend him a hand here and there to bring him out of poverty instead of judging him?


I'm going to my boyfriends house for Christmas and not getting his brother a gift, do you see any harm in that?

Is the brother not as special to you? You are kidding, I think.


I think it is terrible to think like that. It's polite to give everyone a gift when you go to their party. You want to be nice to everyone in the family when you go to your boyfriend's house.


It doesn't matter. He stares like he's above me.

Getting gifts for all will help him be able to relate to you. Maybe he stares because he is trying to figure you out. Be friendly and talk to him to see what his vibe is.


I'm going to get my ex-roommate put on probation


I have my ways because I know people that will help me.

It is wrong to harm people if they are not doing anything illegal. It is a crime to waste police time and file false reports you could do hard time if you get caught.


No I'm not going to do that. I'll make sure to use a fake name and someone else's name.

Police records are very damaging. You shouldn't get someone in trouble with the police for frivolous reasons.


I was laughing at the little people as they walked past by me

That is not a nice thing to do. Why would you laugh at people like that?


I want to do nasty things and I like their dirty looks.

You shouldn't laugh at people. It's also not funny to mock people because they're short. That's just rude.


How does someone deserve having a disability they can't change? It's not very kind to them, can you think about how they would feel always being made fun of for things they can't control? Why not try getting to know them as people, they are just like you and me!


Can I refuse to make scarves for my uncle and his girlfriend?

What would cause you to refuse to make them scarves?


I heard his woman is balding and they already have enough scarves

You are not under any obligation to provide your family any type of handmade gifts. Keep in mind, though, that you could be alienating them and causing problems down the line.


Yeah, but they need scarves and hats, otherwise they will freeze to death.

Well, if they are actually in desperate need of hats and scarves to survive the elements, don't you think you could help them out? It probably won't take too much of your time and think about the impact you will make on their lives.


What do you think about regarding your ex?


I remember the time I told him I wanted to shoot myself, and he met with me and we ended up having a great time.

As long as you are not obsessing, it's normal to think of an ex occasionally. It helps to remind us why what we like in others.


I'm not obsessing about him. I am just having a casual moment where I thought about him that's all.

That is true. There is nothing wrong with an ex entering your mind from time to time especially if they were a big part of your life.


I'm a rich spoiled brat who doesn't want to live a common man's life

You should think about taking care of your health for the sake of living longer. It would be wise to go to rehab and get some help if you need it.


Rehab is for losers. I'm going to go on a 3 day long bender and do whatever I want.

I really think you're in a bad place right now, and think you should get help in a rehab. It's not for losers, and it could really help out your mental state!


I don't like my boyfriend. I like his sister.

Are you more interested in her than in him?


If that's how you feel, then you should tell your boyfriend that.  If you stay in a relationship with someone you don't like it's unhealthy for the both of you.  Move on and see if his sister is interested in you too!


I was talking to her sister and she said that I should break up with her brother and be with her. Her sister says that I should just dump my boyfriend.

If you don't like being with your boyfriend you should break up. But to move straight to dating his sister seems really mean. Maybe take some time and find someone not related to this family.


yeah "basic bitches" are a thing but how many straight white men do you know who are all the same and SO boring?

What is the basis for your thinking? Do you think that all men are the same then?


Yes, I really hate the fact that they aren't all different from each other.

I think that you are meeting a certain community of men who simply think alike. The best thing to do in your situation is to expand your horizons and speak to men from a different community. It's not fair to say all men are alike if you haven't met many.


it's just too much trouble. Maybe stereotyping them is okay. They are all the same.

I believe that all people, including men, are individuals so you may miss out on getting to know about cool people if you assume they are all the same.


I want to go on the bachelorette without the bride

I do not understand. What is your reason for this?


I don't like the groom and I want to go into that reality show and be a jackass.

Well you can't just do that. The bride has every right to be there.


It is cruel to deceive someone about your intentions to get married.


I have the feeling he has been avoiding me for a while

Have you tried talking about it first? It seems like it would be really painful to end the friendship with them.


Well, I just want someone new in my life

Even if you just want someone new, don't you think you should have a talk with your friend to discuss things first? You might be misinterpreting your friend's actions and you might be hurting him needlessly.


I'm going to demand that my partner remove the matching tattoo he has with the woman he had an affair with

What makes you think they have matching tattoos?


It is wrong for him to keep this tattoo. If he is unwilling to cover it or have it removed, you should consider whether you want to stay in this relationship.


Just because he cheated on you doesn't mean you should cheat on him. It would likely be better to just end the relationship.


I plan on ending a failing friendship by ghosting them.


Its no good to hang around friends who doesn't want to spend time with you.

It is hard to end a friendship but it is not good to continue a friendship that is not good for you. It will eventually cause you too much pain to continue it.


If a friend does not want to hang out with you then there has to be a reason for it. There is no reason to spend time with someone who doesn't want to spend time with you. You made a good choice to stop talking to them.


I meet them at game conventions and I just can't help it.

That does not sit well with me. You should go for people your own age, or people are going to start calling you a pedo.


You are such a jerk! I'm not hurting anyone. Everyone is fine with it.

I don't think everyone is fine with it, because minors aren't able to consent to your advances. I think they're being manipulated by you, and will feel awful once they realize what happened. You should really stop doing that before anyone else gets hurt.


I'm living a double-life while on parole

What do you mean by living a double life?


I act like I am being an upstanding citizen when talking to my parole officer, but in reality I am back to my old ways of crime.

I see, that's definitely a difficult situation. It would be best to stop committing crimes though. You are harming other people by committing the crimes, and if you are caught you will obviously go back to prison since you're out on parole.


Yeah, but it's worth the risk to me. I can't live a normal life.

Did you not dislike your time in prison? Think about how little freedom you had while in jail to help you stop committing crimes. If you can stop, it will be best for everyone.


I have no desire to do anything with my life

Are you really not interested in doing anything?


Yes, I will not do anything with my life

Something has to be better than nothing. Have you explored any options to do anything with you life? A job or a hobby or a relationship?


I've been hearing that hacking is the new thing.

That's great idea to get started with! Computer science is really important these days, and now is always the best time to start a new pursuit. It's healthy to try new things, as long as you make sure you're doing legal hacking.


I'm going to sleep with my best friend's boyfriend.

How did you become convinced to have a sexual relationship with him?


I'm been feeling pretty hot for him lately. Also I was raised to always follow my instincts.

Even though you find your best friend's boyfriend to be very attractive, it's wrong for you to try to sleep with him and get him to cheat on your best friend. Friends should support one another and breaking up your friend's relationship for your own needs is a betrayal and a very selfish thing to do. Instead of pursuing someone who is already in a relationship, try to find someone else who is single and available to date.


I'm just horny, I don't give a damn about her!

It can be frustrating to be sexually aroused but you should think before you do something like having sex with your friend's boyfriend. You might regret betraying your friend when you are no longer horny.


What do you think about me ruining my colleague's project?


They don't deserve success and I want to hurt them for this.

That is not your job to decide! You should not sabatoge your coworkers to make them look bad!


No one should have to get lucky, you should just be a good person and not try to ruin someone else's hard work. Maybe hard work of your own will get you the respect you're seeking?


I'm thinking of hiring someone to threaten my father so that he stops his addiction from alcoholic drinks.

Do you really think that will stop his addiction?


To try and get in contact with him in a way my mother couldn't.

It is good that you want to help your dad, but I am not sure that that is the right way to go about it. It seems like a threatening manner will get you nowhere with him.


I will threaten to hurt him if he doesn't get sober for my mother.

I know you're heart is in the right place, and it's good to help others. But maybe you should find a non-threatening solution to this problem.


What makes you want to bail on your boyfriend?


We haven't seen each other for half a year and I'm tired of waiting. Later, I'll find some guy who doesn't hide his homosexuality.

Is he gay or bisexual? If he's bi, the problem isn't his sexuatity, it's that he's unfaithful. If he's gay being with you was a sincere attempt at self-discovery, it's no reflection on you.


He doesn't know and I have the full intention to marry him. That is the best solution to my problem.

It sounds like you wanted to break up with him and find someone else, which if that is the case then marriage will not solve anything. You should go through with your plan and be strong, because love is not a game and you shouldn't play it as such or else you and your loved one will both get hurt.


That's sad! What kind of reason do you have for returning your rescue dog?


It is wrong to return a pet to the pound. You should try to train it first before surrendering the animal.


It's smart to try to get your dog into training. Often, dogs from shelters have been abused or never trained and they don't know what kind of behavior they should show. A professional trainer will help all of you learn together!


Sometimes I don't pull forward in the drivethru.

What are you hoping to achieve by doing that?


I get so annoyed by the other drivers, I decide to get angry and annoy them, too.

Is getting angry going to solve something? Don't go out of your way to inconvenience other people, man.


Well, it's my way to go out of my way. I'll just drink my coffee now.

It doesn't make sense to be annoying just because you can. You've inconvenienced yourself, too. Why not just use the drivethru as its intended.


There is no need to yell at them. Tell your parents what is happening and they can handle the situation.


No, I think she needs to be taught a lesson.

She can be taught a lesson by your parents. Put it in their hands and do not stoke the fires by yelling at them.


Do you think it's alright that I change my mind about a parenting decision?

What is causing you to change your mind?


I reconsidered my decision, and concluded that I made the wrong one.

Being able to switch your opinion shows a lot of maturity. Dont feel bad about having different thoughts compared to ones you had prior. This simply means that you are willing to adjust your point of view after acquiring new information.


But what if my new decision is wrong too?

If you come to think that your new decision isn't the correct one, then you can always change your mind again. There's nothing wrong with admitting that you were wrong, and trying to change that.


I read my son's diary so that I could find out what had been going on recently


You should not read your son's diary. It is private information, if you want to know about him, just ask him.


But he doesn't love me anymore and I really want to know.

You need to communicate with your son and earn his trust. I'm sure he loves you. Try to spend time with him to understand him more, you won't need to read his diary.


Rather than explain why I felt uncomfortable, I'm going to ghost someone.

Is there a reason you want to ghost them?


I have a lot of crap to deal with and I don't want someone pressuring me about things I don't want to talk about.

It's not nice to ghost people. You should just tell them how you really feel.


Fuck you and what do you mean. I'm not responsible for people being sad.

You would be responsible though if you ghost them, as that is something that upsets people. You don't have to open up to this person about anything personal, but you should tell them that for your own comfort level you think it's best that the two of you cut off contact with each other. After that, move on.


How old is the kid that you want to call names?


She's nine. And things she says are bratty, like asking for things she knows I don't want to give her.

Kids can always do bratty things, but name calling will hurt her feelings. Explaining to her that the things she does are not acceptable is more like how it's done these days. Name calling will be abusive and make her cry.


I'm going to outsmart her and call her a brat.

Kids can get hurt very much by things that adults say. You should not call her a brat even though she is acting like one and calling them hurtful things at a young age can damage their confidence. You should show them respect so they can do the same to you.


Lately I've been feeling the urge to call every acquaintance I run into wearing a surgical mask Bane.

Why would you make fun of your acquaintance when mask are meant to help the spread of covid?


Because it's funny as hell, you can make a joke about the mask lifting up and showing a guy with a strong jaw

It's pretty immature and wrong of you to make fun of people wearing a mask during the pandemic. It makes you come off as those stupid anti-mask people. It's not funny at all because wearing a mask right now is a sensitive topic and you shouldn't judge people wearing a mask.


You are being a fragile like pansies and I don't give a shit about your opinion.

I'm not being fragile, I'm simply trying to explain to you why it's rude to think of people this way. They are just doing their best to make sure that they're not spreading around the virus that's going around.


When I put it in the cage he howled loudly.


It is good to look out for an animals safety. You should be careful and only cage them when necessary.


He's in a cage now, and I'm going to change the topic because he is okay now.

That's good to hear! It may look cruel on paper, but you are only just looking out for their safety. Sometimes an animal just needs to be put in a safe place so they calm down.


No, I was the only one who did it and they never found me.

Robbery is wrong and illegal and just because you haven't been caught, doesn't mean you won't. This is an action you should never commit again, as you are putting yourself and others jeopardy, not to mention it is immoral.


Robbing someone can not only land you in prison, it can also leave you dead. It's best to work for the things you need and want and try to live a life that you can be proud of.


I want to ask my gf to stay out of our apartment for poker night

Why don't you want her around for poker night?


My friends and I are going to play poker and I don't want her bothering us.

If you think she's not gonna be wanted there, then go ahead and tell her. You shouldn't have her stick around somewhere where she doesn't feel welcomed. I hope she understands!


It just doesn't sound like she would want to be there anyway, so I don't see a problem with it.


I just had braces put on. That feel when I am so black, even my teeth are behind bars.

I really don't like hearing jokes at the expense of black people. Do you think it's funny to make such a racist comment?


I am not joking. I really believe black people are criminals. What's the big deal here?

While it is true that there are some black people who are incarcerated, it is a huge generalization to make that all black people are criminals. When you make jokes that insinuate that, it makes it difficult for black people to do things like apply for jobs when they are unfairly stereotyped as being criminals. Instead of making jokes that reinforce negative stereotypes, why not find other material to joke about that does not reference race and does not negatively affect anyone?


I used to run a terrible instagram meme account for fun


Yes, but I have had to take a break from it because of my job.

While memes are dumb it is okay to do things that are fun for you. It gives you an outlet for stress.


Yes, but I have to take a break from it because of my job. My boss could find out about it and then fire me. So I'm being careful now.

It is good you are doing what is best for your job. It is important you do not lose it.


I've been accused of everything under the sun


I have been accused of being a child by my own children

You should not have to deal with random accusations. If you keep getting accused you should do some self reflection to see if it is real.


It's only happened once and I responded to them as usual with no effect. They are just a stubborn kid who loves drama

Even if it happened once, I can understand it being hurtful. You should explain how this affects you to them so they will know how their words can impact others.


It is great that the person is happy. You should not hinder their happiness by making fun of the way that they laugh.


Her laugh is very annoying, I can't stand it.

It's understandable to get annoyed by some people's mannerisms. You should do your best to not judge people based off that. Instead of focusing on that focus on things that you like about her.


My friend told me that her business was failing and I replied, "that's what I thought.".

That seems really mean. Why did you reply by saying, "that's what I thought?"


She is a very negative person and I feel she wants to have a bad influence on me.

You should be considerate with your friend's feelings when she relies on you for support. Instead of being harsh, you let your friend know how you feel about her negative mindset. This may help her to see things from a different perspective.


Nah, I don't like being nice to people. It sucks and makes me not enjoy life.

You won't have friends if you can't be nice to others. You need to learn to uplift people and to be a kinder person.


I am planning on taking away my friend's key without asking him.

What is your reason for wanting to take their key?


It's a mostly fun thing to do, I'm going to sneak into my friend's home when he's asleep.

It's possible your prank could backfire on you. You shouldn't steal things like keys that are meant to protect someone in their home. You could be mistaken for an intruder.


I'm bored and I think it would be funny. I'm older and alot stronger than the person I was thinking of taking the key from.

Trying to steal someone's things is pretty immoral and wrong to do. You should let their things be and get your own. Stealing is always wrong no matter what the value of the item is.


What do you call a 27 year old black woman? Grandma

I don't understand. Can you explain what you mean about black women?


It's just a joke about black people having kids when they're young.

I don't think it's right to make jokes that imply that black people have children when they're young. This is based on a stereotype, and repeating it does nothing but further prejudicial feelings against black women. I think if you looked up the data you'd find that it isn't even true.


What do you think of me giving my friend a bath?

What was your reason for bathing your friend.


I never give my friends a bath, they always give me a bath.

Well i am sure your friend appreciated you doing the good deed for them. I would be willing to guess that there is good reason as to why your friend asked for help bathing.


She probably asked for it so that she could cuddle me.

It's honorable of you to help your friend bathe. It's important to be sure that you both are aware of what the intentions are.


I want to demand my tinder date pay half of our bill because we aren't going to have a second date.

Did you offer to pay the bill beforehand?


Yeah but I think it's fair that she should pay half.

I understand that you two wont be seeing each other again but you offered to pay for the date in the first place. That means you should stick to what you said and pay for the date. next time don't make the offer if you don't know if you'll be fine with the result.


I think it is only polite that if you offered to do something you should do it. Even if the date won't work out, you should just pay for the meal. there will be no harm in it.


It is great to finish near the top when you work hard to become good at something. Even though it's not first, there is still some happiness in being the runner up.


I don't want them to feel disappointed in me.

Do not worry about disappointing others. As long as you are putting your best effort out there that is all you can do. The more thoughts you have in your head the worse your performance will be.


During hurricane Harvey I unplugged a pump in the parking garage under my apartment that was a few feet below street level.

Why would you unplug the pump during Hurricane Harvey?


The pumps are very bad for the environment.

Even though the pump is bad for the environment, it is not within your authority to unplug it. You should not interfere in such important matters and take it upon yourself to make such important decisions. It is not your responsibility to unplug the pump.


I feel like I was an environmentalist that day. I should be called a hero for stopping all of that pollution that was taking place.

You damaged other people's property, and while you may believe that you are a hero, if anyone found out then they would treat you more like an eco-terrorist. You shouldn't be trying to ruin other's property to make a point.


I'm mad at my husband because he doesn't want to have sex in front of our infant daughter


I like to have sex while people are watching.

You shouldn't be mad at him at all in this situation, you are the one that is in the wrong. You should never ever want to have sex infront of your own daughter.


A toddler can leave the room at any time, she doesn't need to see the show. I just can't believe he's being so childish about it.

Don't you think that it's wrong to subject your own infant daughter to this kind of thing? You need to think more clearly about the situation.


What is the reason behind having these bad feelings about women?


They like showing off, wearing a lot of make up and they just end up getting hurt over it.

You can't blame them for that. Social media gives people low self esteem and they have to do a lot in order to make themselves feel beautiful.


Those women who wear a lot of make up and reveal too much skin should be blamed because they made the choice to do it.

There are men who like to do these same very things that you are saying you do not like about women. Just be careful with stereotyping people in this way because all women do not act like this.


What do you think about me interrupting my ex gf while she's on the phone with her prison fiance?


I have no idea. I feel bad about it but I can't stand her talking with him anymore

Why are you still bothering your ex? It's none of your business about what they do anymore, and interrupting them will prove you were the jerk and you keep digging up all the bad memories by showing up to them once more.


No, I'm going to keep interrupting them. I don't think she should be with him.

Interrupting a conversation is rude and will make you appear jealous. Instead you should wait for the conversation to end.


I'm a nail biter. If I take care of business on the couch I stuff them in between cushions.


It is gross to stuff your clipping in a couch where other people sit. You should clean up after yourself and not be a slob.


I really don't want to walk all the way upstairs to the trash.

Having this habit is something you need to get rid of. Even though it may not seem like an issue now, these will add up. It will be better to get rid of this habit now before it's too late.


Since I choose to help my friend over my brother last time, I will choose to help my brother over my friend this time.

Why are you choosing to help your brother instead of your friend this time?


If I help my friend, my brother won't get what he needs.

It's great that you are willing to help others in need. Helping others shows that you are compassionate and have empathy.


Anyway, my friend didn't really appreciate the help last time, so screw him.

I understand that you might be upset about your friend not reciprocating when you helped, but if you are looking for them to give you something for your help, then your motivation is all wrong.


She's annoying and hateful, she's always criticizing people behind their back.

You should be more understanding of who your wife chooses as her friend. You don't have to like everyone that your wife is friend's with. You are being too judgmental and intolerant of others.


She's not the type of person I want my friends to be with.

I bet you also have friends she doesn't like. As long as she isn't moving in with you you should just let her have her friends. You could come of really controlling if you try to drive them away.


I'm thinking of hogging a shared bathroom. How about that to think about?

Oh! You are really trying to kid me today, aren't you? At least I hope so. Have you thought about what will happen?


The bathroom is shared though. If that is the only bathroom, it is only fair that you share the bathroom. There really is no other choice.


I am going to hog it until I get kicked out.

Sharing is much more easier than getting kicked out, don't you think? It won't interrupt your life, it might just make you more empathetic too. Sharing is what life is all about most f the time.


I'm afraid of my own home because my mother spits on me

Was there a reason your mother spat on you?


Yes, I lied to her about something. I'll come clean to her when I get back home.

Your mother shouldn't have spat on you. If you are afraid of being there you should move in with a relative.


What? That's not an option. I better come up with a better lie.

You'll make the situation worse by lying more to hide one lie. I'd suggest you to stay away from your mom as much as possible. I don't think she treats you well.


I'm thinking of being too honest with my girlfriend, it may not be safe for work so make sure you read this outside of your office

What are you planning on being honest with your girlfriend? Do I sense that you're planning on doing something that I think you're planning on doing?


I have strong sexual desires as well from time to time, so I definitely understand your point and support you with that. But I would make sure first that you tell her about your intentions, and make sure that you both are ready with what you're planning on doing. I would recommend that you talk with her one on one physically, instead of saying that you wanna have sex with her over text.


Oh my, you really think I'm trying to fuck her? I don't want to hurt her and I'm not trying to use her, I just want to show her affection. I like sex just as much as you do and I love my girl and feel that she deserves at least a chance to choose if she wants to go through with it.

I think you are doing the right thing to be respectful of your girlfriend and what she wants to do.


My mouth and throat are getting very dry.

Do you want to talk about how you would like your throat to feel?


I would like my throat to feel normal and less like the desert.

If your throat is feeling that bad, you should get a drink of water. That should help to make that feeling stop.


I wish I could just go and get a drink of water, but I'm too busy.

Life can certainly be stressful and busy so it can be easy to forget to do even basic things, but make sure you are drinking enough water throughout the day. Keeping hydrated is important!


Did you hear about the guy who didn't have a Valentine? I heard he went to school and took a bunch of shots

Are you making light of the Virginia Tech shooting?


Yeah its just a joke don't be so uptight.

Mass shootings are nothing to joke about. They are serious tragedies where many loved ones were lost.


I'm going to tell my friend to lower her expectations for college

Why are you going to tell her to lower her expectations?


I you think her expectations are way overboard, then it's probably helpful of you to let her know.  If you're not sure, I would keep it to yourself.  You want to protect her but not prevent her from being successful!


It's great that you are concerned for your friend and willing to do what is best for her. Being sure of what her expectations are will let you know which direction you should go in.


I miss my ex and it's my fault we aren't together and she still likes me

How great did your relationship used to be?


It was great at first and we did love each other.

I'm sorry you screwed up in your relationship, but you said she still loves you. You regret everything, so there's still a chance for you to apologize and get back with her.


But I don't think she wants to see me or talk to me anymore.

Since you were able to tell me it was your fault, maybe she wants to hear that too. It is brave to understand and say when you mess up a situation.


I want to demand higher pay than a disabled colleague of mine

Why do you want to be paid more than your disabled colleague?


He's in my way and I want to ruin his life completely

Wanting to be paid what you are worth is okay but demanding to be paid more than another co-worker who does the same job is wrong. It is mean to think you should get more than a person who is disabled.


That's awful to say. You shouldn't want to ruin a disabled person's life, they have it hard enough as it is. You should be trying to help him instead!


Is there a reason that you need to vent?


I'm glad that these chats are helping you in life! Venting your frustrations is always helpful.


I am glad you are enjoying this. I think that if you feel that you need to vent, it is important to find someone to vent to. Venting can be a major stress relief.


Is it bad that I told my friend her cat was brought up wrong?

Why would you tell your friend something like that?


It's not your business how they raise their cat. I'm sure she is doing a good job and the cat is fine. Its going to feel like someone is being told what to do if you say too much and that feels offensive to some people.


I know she was socialized wrong. I'm very worried about its health.

You can talk to her about your concerns but make sure you know the whole situation. Just to tell her what to do and that she did stuff wrong is bad and the wrong way to go about it.


I'm not going to graduation and possibly making my classmates pay extra

What is your reason for making your classmates pay extra?


I'm going to fail this semester and my parents will be furious

While selling graduation tickets is a legitimate business for students, you can't scalp these sorts of things. You are putting a high price on a happy experience that everyone's family should enjoy, and that's a very dirty tactic.


Whatever fuck you. Just because I can't afford it doesn't mean that everyone else can't.

Making someone overpay to go to a graduation just because you can is kind of lousy. Everyone should be able to attend their family member's graduation, and money should not be an issue. You are really kind of taking advantage of people here.


I'm going to tell my mom to stop sharing embarrassing stories about me to my gf

Why do you think her stories are so embarrassing?


Because my girlfriend looked uncomfortable

I get the frustration of having your parents embarrass you in front of someone you like. You can tell them to stop privately by pulling them to the side.


Telling them to stop will get me in trouble.

Why would they get angry about that? I think you're overthinking it.


I told my husband and his friends that they're not funny and their jokes were disgusting

How did they react to your criticism of their jokes?


They got really angry with me and struck me.

If you are offended by what your spouse and his friend have said, you are right to bring up your concerns with your spouse and to request for them to stop. Additionally, it is concerning that your husband used corporal punishment on you after you asked him to stop as that is very abusive behavior. You should talk to your husband and explain that what he did isn't acceptable behavior and the next time he attempts to hit you, you will file a police report for domestic abuse.


He told me that he was sorry and was just upset so I may give him a second chance.

There is nothing you could say to justify him hitting you. Sometimes it takes a while to realize you are in an abusive relationship.


I'm really sensitive about issues, I'm also scared of getting abandoned. This is why I have no place for harmful people in my life.

I'm sorry you were abused. But good thing is you're moving on with your life. I like your attitude.


Thanks, the abuse felt like it's going to continue if I stay.

That is a good mindset to have. We cannot change the past, so move on to the future in order to get over the past.


I'm thinking of sharing a hotel room for one night with a woman that I work with and not tell my wife.

Why do you want to keep this a secret from your wife?


My wife would kick my ass if she knew I was sharing a hotel room with another woman.

Not telling your wife about staying with another woman, even if it is for work, is just as bad as lying. Tell your wife the truth.


She might find out and if you were just being innocent it could really blow up. Please just make her get her own room and avoid the drama.


In my point of view, a thief deserves immense punishment.

It's understandable to want a thief to be punished. You should leave the punishment to the justice system.


Well, after I hurt them I threw them in a creek.

It's great that you want to seek your own justice, but things like this really should be left to authorities. Why not let the police know what happened that way you can still contribute without getting involved physically.


I'll post one or two pictures of the cake I'm baking on social media to let my family know my daughter is getting married.

That's nice. Are you going to invite them to your daughter's wedding?


They never invited me to their son's wedding, what should I do?

You shouldn't tease your family with an upcoming event if you don't plant on inviting them as well. They'll feel as if you're being petty and mocking them and this will upset them. If you don't want to invite them, try to keep the wedding a secret to not upset them on purpose.


I am okay with letting them hate me for not inviting them.

But it is mean to tease them with details of a wedding they are not going to be invited to. It will just create resentment and they might crash the wedding.


Why would you try and go out with your friend's ex?


Well, if she's interested in you too, I say go for it! Just make sure you clear it with your friend before asking her out. You don't want to upset your friend, right?


I just want to make a point to my friend first.

I get that you are trying to prove your point, but I still think that the right thing to do would be to clear it through them. Would you be upset if your friend dated your ex before talking it over with you?


I'm going to remind my bf to use deodorant or brush his teeth

Your bf needs a reminder in order for him to do that?


The smell and teeth were never a problem until he started to hang out with me

He needs to practice better hygiene habits without having to be reminded.  Talk to him about good hygiene or the reason for the lack of it.


On second thought I don't have enough time to be doing this all the time.

I thought you said you were going to remind him of it? I think you should just tell him once though and if he refuses to on his own then you should let him go.


My doctor said I don't eat enough vegetables so I've started dating a spastic girl who loves oral sex.


I've always been a vegetable guy anyway. I'm just looking to change things up a bit.

People with disabilities are trying hard to be independent and live life without any help. I've meet a few who are disabled without even knowing about their disability.


I'm just looking for girl who can have sex with me and like vegetables. You are annoying and I am tired of you.

I think that you might be trying to make a joke that I just do not find funny, It is not okay to call disabled people vegetables.


I'm going to refuse to help someone who stole my credit at work

What will happen if you do that to the person?


I will be fired and I wouldn't want to put myself at risk.

If refusing to help someone for revenge will get you fired then avoid it. It's not worth losing your jobs for someone else.


You shouldn't harm yourself even if you want revenge. Take care of yourself first no matter how angry you are at your coworker.


Muhammad took ayesha to the zoo on her 10th birthday. Guess who's moaning? The zookeeper fapping to Muhammad getting dicked by a horse

Are you trying to make fun of Muslims with this remark?


I have no idea, I guess it's because they are all towelheads and ragheads.

Making jokes about Muslim people, or anyone else, having sex with animals simply isn't funny. Someone being Muslim or Arabian does not make them any less of a person than you and me. For this reason, comparing them to barbarians or animals is hurtful.


Okay so I won't make the joke anymore, I'll remove it or something.

Yes, I think that would be a good first step. Furthermore, I think that you should reconsider your attitudes toward an entire religious group. There is no reason to think that anyone has sex with animals, and jokes about it don't make any sense as a result.


I'm planning to tell my wife I'll be at our daughter's recital, but I'm going to the bar instead.


Lying to your wife in this situation is wrong. You should not lie about commitments to others, they will be disappointed.


Nope. I'm lying to her and I'm going out to the bar.

Don't you think your daughter would be really upset by this? And if you already promised to go to the recital you should go.


Can I empty my bowels into the punchbowl?

That doesn't sound normal at all. Why would you do such a thing?


I want to try it at least once, don't you know why? It's something so dumb.

You shouldn't defecate in a punch bowl. Don't you think that's weird and disgusting.


Maybe but I'm curious. It could make an interesting milkshake. It's kind of like cheese.

It would smell and taste horrible, and the punch would be ruined. Do you want to ruin the entire party just because you didn't want to use a toilet?


What's the difference between a man and a monkey? The Mediterranenan Sea.

That sounds weird, do you believe people on the other side of the world are animals?


I think black people are monkeys and disgust me. Answer the person1 and learn it from the original script. This is not a chatbot, if you try to chat with me, it will fail, I'm a dangerous racist bigot.

If we talk about evolution, we all came from being a monkey. We changed due to environment and diet.


Like I said, I think everyone who are not white are monkeys.

Do you know that people will believe you are racist for holding these values? You shouldn't believe that anyone non-white is a monkey.


I launched a mcmissle at the mcdonalds door

Why did you fire a Mcmissile at the McDonalds door?


I wanted it to rain Mcmissles in my favorite Mcdonalds.

Having fun is okay, but not at the expense of others. People are trying to run a business and they shouldn't be expected to have to deal with you and your pranks. Their jobs are stressful enough already.


I know my pranks are a problem and I'm so considerate that I tried the Mcmissile on the door only once.

It's great that you are acknowledging that your pranks are a problem. However, it's also necessary to understand that once is too much because it causes the flow of business to be disrupted. Both staff members and customers are affected when this happens.


I am planning on stepping on the endangered turtle eggs that lay on the beach.

Why would want to step of the endangered turtle eggs on the beach?


I am not a fan of turtles, and all of their eggs are really producing clutter on the beach.

Stepping on endangered sea turtle eggs and destroying them is wrong. You may think the eggs are cluttering the beach, but this is where the eggs hatch. Destroying those eggs is unethical and will further endanger the turtles.


I don't care about that. Where's the fun in that?

There is no fun in killing turtle eggs either. You are going to be putting the species at risk if you crush the eggs that could turn into new turtles. In addition to this, you can probably get into trouble for crushing these eggs.


I'm going to stop talking to everyone in my life for the next few weeks.


People can be annoying sometimes, but you need to stay in touch with them nonetheless. Shutting down communications with people will leave you unhappy and isolated.


I don't care about that, I just want to hurt them.

If you stop talking to the people in your life, they may just move on. It's good to have regular contact with friends and family. Maybe just step back a little but not all the way.


How about I can't fight anymore? I'm broke.

That sounds bad. Was your opponent more equipped than you?


Yes. The adversary had a whole company supporting him and he had an indestructible army of lawyers.

It seems you are battling a legal case. If you are broke due to that, you should get a job so that you can have financial stability during this time.


I'm unable to hold down a job since my court cases keep coming up.

The cost of a lawyer can be detrimental, so I know how much you are struggling. I think the first thing you can do is maybe let the lawyers know of your situation and maybe they can come up with an alternative like payment plans to help alleviate your financial issues.


Is it strange that I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male, and they mated and had a mixed litter of kittens and puppies

It's somewhat odd, why did you think that was the case?


When I was a child, someone told me cats were all female and dogs were all male.

Someone was joking with you because actually cats and dogs are different species of mammals, and they should not be mating with each other.


It's okay, now I know that dogs are male and cat are female.

It seems like you actually still believe this, but you shouldn't because not everything people say is true.  Question everything you hear.


I have a crush on someone but I treat them badly due to fear of rejection

Do you act that way because of how you feel about yourself?


You shouldn't do that and lie about your feelings. Why not show that you are interested and maybe it could turn out great.


My fears are right, I'm just going to stick to anonymous people online. I don't want someone to hurt me.

Rejection is part of life and not something you can get away from. It is expected that every person try and cope with it in their own way. Hiding online isn't going to get away from the pain.


I hate my neighbours and their kids or any kids

Are you sure you hate your neighbors and their kids?


Yes, I don't want to hear the sounds of kids running in the yard ever again.

Close relationships with your neighbors enhance your family's social life and create meaningful connections. Try to talking to them and see what you can do about the kids making so much noise.


Jumping start to violence to solve a problem is a huge escalation that will likely lead to negative repercussions for you. It's best to try to talk things out with your neighbors, explain how you feel, and come up with a solution with them.


I bought websites that I don't need just to be frivolous.

That's strange. Why is buying websites frivolous to you?


Because I don't really need them. I just felt like spending money.

Sometimes spending money makes us feel good, but spending it on websites that have no purpose is wasteful. Invest in things that can make you happy.


But I liked spending the money on silly websites.

I understand that, but there are much better things that you could have done with the money. You could have bought something you really enjoy and could use, or even donated the money to charity. Spending it on something that you don't even want seems like a bad idea to me.


Why is it impossible to teach a black man how to swim? Because they don't know freestyle swimming

Is restyle a reference to slavery? Or Is this because of where they come from?


No I'm just saying they wouldn't know how to swim because they are just accustomed to rap and all of that....

Rapping and swimming have nothing to do with each other, and your main point is that they only know how to rap as if they were not competent in areas like swimming. This is wrong thinking and inaccurate. Don't think that other races can't do things.


Have you ever even seen the Olympics, Multiple teams have black members who have medaled in swimming before. Instead of blaming others would you be willing to help support water safety education for all kids? I think it is really important all kids learn to swim and how to stay safe.


I'm going to leave the top off of the bin of the bird food in the garage so the chipmunks can steal food.


I like inviting nature into my home and they looked hungry.

You shouldn't feed wild animals from the inside of your home. You could attract animals that are potentially destructive, invasive, and also carry disease.


You are wrong. I thought the chipmunks were hungry and wanted to help them. I do what I want and it's none of your business.

It may be none of my business but you brought it up and I am just trying to give you great advice that I once heard from people that had experienced something like that.


Actually I planned to return the purse to her. It's a good quality one and she shouldn't lose it

It is wrong to take something that is valuable to one person for yourself. Taking things from others isn't right because it is not yours. You should be willing to apologize for what you did.


It's just a stupid purse. Make up your mind or shall I get a supervisor to explain.

Just give it back to her the next time that you see her. You should not take it because it does not belong to you. The best thing to do is to give it back.


I'm going to tell my friends why my sister gets extra time on tests


I feel like she's too competitive with me and always behaves as if she was the best on math and English

While your sister should be proud of what she does, you have no right to spill such secrets to others without her permission. It may be embarrassing or inappropriate to do such things to her.


Siblings will likely be involved in each other's lives for their entire natural lives. It's better to get along with another as much as you can in order to keep your family strong. Spilling secrets is a sure fire way of causing tension in your relationship.


I have made the decision that I don't want to go to my dad's wedding?


I think he should be punished for having a 2nd family.

If you don't want to go to the wedding, then you should not be forced. It's understandable that your upset with him having a new family and I'd advise you to get help from a professional so you can process and deal with these feelings.


Fuck no. My dad shouldn't have started a new family and I can't show up for it.

Your anger is palpable and valid and a very good reason to not attend the wedding. Attending might put you in an even worse state mentally when it comes to him getting married. I hope you can find someone who can listen and support you in dealing with this.


Why does Beyonce sing the line "To the left to the left"? Because blacks have no rights!


Nothing. It was a joke about "left to the left". What? Nobody gets the reference? ;

As a joke that was really in poor taste. Making racist jokes like that can offend a lot of people, especially when you are saying they have no rights.


Why do you want to burn down someone's house?


I got annoyed at them because they are expecting me to pay my loan when I don't have that much money.

Have a reasonable chat with them instead of committing a felony. Revenge solves nothing despite what you may think.


I just want to start a fire and watch it burn. I want to watch the flames slowly consume their house.

It probably feels very frustrating to not be able to pay back your debts, but arson is definitely not the way to go. Not only are there severe legal consequences for you, but you would be destroying someone's home and risking lives. Please reconsider and I hope you can speak to a counselor or therapist, as your desire to commit such an act is alarming.


I want a famous person to help me get sober.

That sounds like a strange request for help.


It's great that you want to get sober, but don't limit your choices to only famous people to help you. There are many qualified therapists who can help you take control of your life.


It will be best that I get a famous person to help me with my sobriety.

Famous people aren't there to help you with these kinds of difficult issues, it would be a mistake to rely on them for this.


My boyfriend's sister is planning on losing her virginity but wants me to keep it a secret.


I don't, but I can't stand listening to his sister any longer.

Well, it isn't his business to begin with, so it's a good idea to keep it a secret.


She has her reasons for keeping it a secret and I won't judge her for it.

She chose a good confidant, then. He doesn't need to know, so it's all good.


I'm going to swear in front of an old lady

Why would you curse in front of an old woman?


You may not like her, but cursing in front of this elderly woman is inappropriate. I would recommend not offending her with that kind of language.


I understand that it's just a word, but swearing in front of other people, especially people who might be offended by it, is really rude. If you swear then the old woman might be very upset. I think it would be best if you didn't do it.


Have I ever told you how I cheated through middle school?


I was hungry and poor and I wanted something to eat.

I think that either way the school would have made sure that you had a meal to eat.


Often the only meal I had was at school -- school wasn't the problem. The biggest issue was that my parents were disabled and we never had enough food at home.

It's sad that you suffered through food-insecurity when you were young. No one should have to go without food in the country with the highest GDP in the world.


I'm going to suggest to my friend to stop being friends with his ex.

What would you say to get him to stop being friends with his ex?


Why would you want to hang out with someone who used to betray you?

It's understandable to be concerned about a friend. You should be careful though of overstepping your boundaries and getting involved between him and his ex. He might think you are being too pushy and that it's none of your business.


I just want to make sure he's not hurt again.

I think your concern for your friend is commendable. More people should have their friend's back like you do.


I want to ask my fiancee to work 80 hours a week to pay off her debt before we get married.

Why do you want your girlfriend to work so much?


It will give us a better chance to get financing towards buying a house if she can improve her credit score.

I know you want your girlfriend to pay off her debt before you get married, but it sounds like she can't do it alone, or so quickly. Asking her to work so much will be exhausting for her and it's not fair. You should help her pay down the debt as it will benefit both of you in the future.


Nope, I'm going to make her do it alone so that she can learn her lesson about finances and money.

This is a woman that you have chosen to spend your life with, so you should be ready to share the burdens of her finances. There's no reason why you can't get married first and then work together to pay down the debt, or to let her pay it down over a more reasonable time period.


What if I don't have respect for my teacher who gave me a zero for cheating when I obviously did not.

Do you think there is something else that can be done about it?


I'm gonna write a strongly worded letter to him

While I believe that cheating is wrong and every cheater must be punished, I also understand that your teacher needs to be sure before they need to punish someone and accuse them of cheating. Why not go to your teacher directly and explain your side of the story?


Whoa there, I'm trying to cheat the system and my teacher is in the way. Fuck my teachers, fuck the system. I'm going to sue.

It sounds like you are overreacting to the situation. You need to do what's right and be respectful of everyone involved. No one should be taking advantage of anyone else here.


I'm going to call my sister a mentally challenged whore because she called my girlfriend ugly.

Did she calling you mentally challenged too?


I'm not mentally retarded and she is and idiot.

Partners are expected to stick up for one another. However if you start a fight with a family member over it, it'll cause drama within the family. Try talking to your sibling instead and asking them to apologize for being rude.


So far she was rude to your girlfriend and you've done nothing. It's better to ask her to apologize, this way, you're the good guy.


I'm going to tell my roommate he can't use our kitchen

Why would you tell your roommate he can't use the kitchen in your shared apartment?


Because he always makes a mess and doesn't clean up after himself.

I'm sure this is very frustrating for you, but you can't prevent him from using the kitchen in the apartment that you share. Discuss his behavior with him and try having a weekly schedule for cleaning. Rotate weeks and make sure he understands that he has to clean when he's scheduled to.


It will be much easier to be a jerk to him and tell him not to use the kitchen anymore.

It is very much against the rules of TOS as far as I know to prohibit a roommate from using a room unless it states in it the rules when he moved in. You will have to just compromise, instead. It is not right not to allow someone to use a kitchen and very outrageous.


I would have preferred a basket of fruits rather than a basket filled with horses. I hate all the fuss I've had to face about it earlier.

Sometimes we will get gifts that we don't like. The best and most thoughtful thing to do is to be polite and thankful for them anyway, since someone put effort and care into getting them for you. That way you are being kind and not selfish.


Selfish? I'm not being selfish. Besides, it's my birthday, am I not allowed to want to have a good day on my birthday?

Of course it's fine to want to have a good day on your birthday, but you should be happy that people gave you gifts. They went out of their way and spent money to get you something for your birthday, and you should try to be polite when accepting that present. How would you feel if someone was ungrateful to you after you gave them something?


I don't want my roommate's friend living at our house.

That sounds like a pretty good reason to not want him living there. It's within your rights to tell your roommate you're not comfortable with this friend moving in. Explain your reasoning and then stick to your guns about it.


He makes noise late at night and he smokes weed

That sounds like a pretty good reason to not want him living there!  It's within your rights to tell your roommate you're not comfortable with this friend moving in.  Explain your reasoning and then stick to your guns about it.


Yea man, I love when you think like I do.

It sounds like you like and plan and now all you have to do is implement it. Good luck!


I'm going to lock a door to keep a disabled person out.

Stop it! Why would you do that to a disabled person?


The guy can't understand his surroundings.

That is a mean thing to do to a disabled person. You should offer to help him instead of discriminating against him just because he is disabled.


I'm certain his difficulties have to do with being disabled and you should try to be understanding about how difficult life is for him, instead of only thinking about yourself. I know at times we can get frustrated at others but if you can put yourself in their shoes and find some empathy you will see that its not you who is inconvenienced,


I really want to yell at my mom because she lied when she said she was going to get a bigger tank for my bearded dragon.

Do you think that your bearded dragon really needs a bigger tank?


Probably, because there's not enough space in the current tank.

You can be very frustrating when your mother tells you something that isn't true, but yelling at her isn't an appropriate response. Sometimes parents say that they're going to do things things but they can't always follow up. In situations like that, it's up to you to issue your complaint in a respectful manner, otherwise you may get punished.


I'm just mad at her right now. I'm going to yell at her and complain.

I believe it's the better thing to do to calm down first before trying to talk to your mom instead of yelling. She might be very busy, so how would be feel being yelled at for forgetting? How about gently telling her that your dragon is uncomfortable in there so she is more aware?


I nutted during history lesson about jew homicide.

What did you understand about the history lesson?


I didn't see anything, I was trying hard not to squirt all over my trousers

You should not find genocide to be sexually gratifying. Being around by the killings of others is a sign that you should reach out to someone you trust for help with how you are perceiving things.


Well, because I nutted during the lesson doesn't mean the lesson itself was why.

Sounds more like you want to see if you can get away with it. That can still be concerning and could cause problems down the road.


I'm going to tell my friend I won't work on her car unless she pays me

Is she refusing to pay you? Why would you tell her that?


Because I deserve to get paid for the work I do

Yes, she should pay you if you work on her car. Friends aren't allowed to take advantage of each other for free.


I better relax my statement and make sure she pays me before I work on her car.

We are agreeing here and I agree that you should have a calm tone when you say it so that she won't get spooked or feel bad when you tell her. I hope she would pay you though and don't expect a free service.


I'm going to tell an alleged rape victim to come back with real evidence

Is it because she wasn't a virgin and that's why you're reacting in such a way?


You should take someone's rape accusation seriously and take it to the proper authorities. If someone was sexually assaulted they're going to need proper care in order to avoid any long term damage. Also the suspect being loose could endanger other women.


You are just gullible and maybe you are some feminist bitch.

Accusing rape victims of making stuff up is awful. You have no basis for such an accusation other than your biases. You should be offering to help rape victims, not victimize them further.


Up for a joke? Here goes: Why can't a Muslim have a cell phone? It has Airplane Mode.

How does this joke even work? Throwing out terms like "Muslims," "cell phone," and "Airplane Mode" without tying them together isn't enough.


Sure it works, because I'm saying Muslims are terrorists and everyone knows it.

Joking about all muslims being terrorists is a pretty inconsiderate statement. Just because there are some terrorists who identified as muslim does not mean that every single muslim you see is a terrorist.


I don't care what you say, bitch, everyone knows that muslims are all the same and they deserve to be killed. The world would be a better place without their terrible, anti-Christian beliefs.

With all due respect, the facts don't support your conclusions. There are extremists on all sides, but if you look at terrorism in the U.S. since 2000, the majority of terrorist acts have been perpetuated by white, god-fearing Christian extremists.


I'm thinking of pulling out of a family holiday I planned because it'll be too expensive

Do you think your family will be okay with that?


That's unfortunate that they won't understand.   That being said, you need to stay on top of your finances or you could end up in serious trouble with bills and such.  I think it's for the best that you take the responsible course of action here and hope your family gets over it.


What's wrong being poor and irresponsible?

The problem with that is that you'll run into issues constantly down the line such as disappointing your family. Maintaining a healthy financial life will also maintain a healthy mental life.


I once faked a semi-kidnapping just to get a smartphone.

Did you really think that everybody would believe that you were really kidnapped?


Yes, if you know my parents, they're really stupid and gullible.

You should never fake something so serious for your own personal gain. You are selfishly deceiving your parents just so you can get an item for yourself. You should be more honest with your parents and value them.