Don't talk to me like that. I'm a loser and people just need to accept that.

You don't need it except that, because it's simply not true. I highly recommend talking to a therapist and they will help you get back to a good mental state.


I like his eyes and I also like how he smells

You can think your cousin is attractive but you shouldn't do anything. It is a bad thing to date family members.


Yeah sure, I can just fuck him if I want to.

I don't really think you understand the repercussions. Not only is it socially unacceptable, there could be serious medical consequences if you get pregnant.


They say there's safety in numbers. Try saying that to 6 million Jews.

Do you think it's right to joke about the Holocaust like that?


I say these things that were written by Nazis, and they obviously hate Jews.

Reciting jokes that were told by Nazis is most likely going to offend and upset people, especially if they are Jewish. Millions of Jewish people were killed in the Holocaust, and joking about that trivializes what they experienced. I think you should listen to the testimony of people who survived a concentration camp so you can understand what they went through.


I'm going to order a kebab whilst stoned

Do you think it's a good idea to order while stoned?


You shouldn't be stoned in public, as your judgment could be impaired and others are affected. Stick to smoking and being stoned at home where you're not a nuisance to everyone else.


Are you saying we should all be sober all the time?

No, I'm not saying that. I'm just suggesting it would be better to order your kebab to be delivered, if possible, to avoid going out while stoned.


what do you call antique farm equipment ? old black people


You know black folks were the slaves of old southern plantations. I wouldn't look at it as racist but it's just historically accurate.

It is wrong to joke about the fact that black people used to be slaves. This is a very insensitive thing to do because of all the hardships that african americans in general were forced to deal with.


I'm going to take my husband's sex doll to the trash

Why would you throw something that belongs to your husband away?


It's not right to throw someone's personal property away, even if it's your husband's sex doll. Sit down and discuss with him that it's a matter of clutter in the bedroom


What you're saying is right but the thing that is I'm also creeped out that he would want to have this kind of sex toy.

That's understandable. This is an opportunity do discuss your feeling about the matter. Approach it from a non-judgemental stance.


I'm going to text my friends mum because I'm worried she might be bulimic


It is good to seek help for people who have problems. You should be careful, though because, it might not be an eating disorder. She might also think you are rude to ask.


I have a pretty big hunch that she has a problem.

If that's the case then it's good of you to reach out. It can be difficult for people to ask for help when they're struggling, so I think that showing your concern is a nice thing to do.


I'm a bit upset at my so's weekly use of pto


He takes it because he's too lazy to go to work because of his drunk scumbag friends.

He might be at risk of losing his job if he is using PTO too often.


I don't care about that. I'm just mad about him hanging out with his druggie friends.

If he is hanging out with the wrong crowd is could lead him into bad situations. Maybe you could suggest he spends more time with friends who are less likely to be a bad influence.


I'm going to ask my friend for gas money

Why will you ask your friend for gas money?


Because I want money and I want to use my truck

Friends should be there for one another, but it's not okay to rely on one for financial needs on a regular basis. You should always pay back friends in a timely manner or they may begin to think you're taking advantage of them. Try being more thoughtful about your purchases so you don't have to rely on your friends too much.


Why should I pay them back? I got the truck fine on my own.

Because friendship is not about taking advantage of one another like that. They are not someone to abuse like this, and you need to think about how they feel if they always have to take care of your financial needs.


What do you think about me calling all of our daughter's boyfriends, Timmy?


She doesn't have a boyfriend but I would like to baptize any boys she might date in the future

I hear you, but it is wrong to call your girlfriend's boyfriends all the same name, especially such a child's name. You should learn their real names and use those, and get to know them better. Otherwise you will seem disrespectful and overbearing.


But adults don't call each other's by real names

Yes adults do call each other by their real names, and you should be expected to do so too. Have some respect and don't call people Timmies or else you may offend them.


I am having thoughts on dropping my baby brother right onto the ground.

That is pretty messed up. What is your reason for even thinking about doing something like this?


I think it would be ok to drop him in water or a soft floor.

It is wrong to drop your siblings and possibly hurt them. You should be kind to him because if other people see you will be in trouble.


It is still not ok even if he doesn't get hurt. The action of dropping your sibling like that is what is wrong since you are putting them into danger. Hopefully you understand where I am coming from when I say this to you.


Self-awareness at critically low levels. I'm not sexist but some bitches are dumb   I'm worried that you use

Using bitch to describe a woman is a slur my friend.


It's sarcastic. I use whatever word to describe women based on what they do, not their gender

Referring to a woman with the name bitch is really disrespectful. Hopefully you are able to reflect on this comment and realize how a woman may take it as inconsiderate or rude.


I'm not going to contribute to house chores

Why are you going to refuse to do any chores?


I hate chores and I'm tired of this situation. It's consuming my fucking life.

It's rude to not do your share of the chores in the house you're living in. If you don't do your part, someone else will be forced to do your work for you. They will likely end up upset at you for not contributing.


I don't care. I have bigger problems than someone being mad at me for not doing chores.

I understand having bigger issues than chores, but if you don't pitch in to help out, then the people you live with will not want you as a roommate anymore. They may even try to get you evicted. Then that would become a huge issue for you.


Women who are on diets sometimes ask me of my opinion.

Why would these women ask you for advice on their diets?


Many women I knew were on diets and they often come to me for advice.

That's good your friends trust and think enough of you that they trust your opinions. However, if you don't have expertise in dietary advice, you should encourage them to find a registered nutritionist.


Knowledgeable or not, I do not think that every women are alike and you might recommend something that may be dangerous to a woman's health and it will be your fault. You don't want that in your conscience, do you?


My friend is having a small get together for New Years and I would rather not go to it.

Why don't you want to go to your friends event?


While you might want to go to the bigger party instead you had plans to go to your friend's event. It would be rude to not spend time with them, both because they're close to you and because you already said you would go. Spending time with friends and family is important.


I've decided that I'll go to both parties, but I will leave his early and not tell him the real reason why.

If you are going to leave early, tell him the real reason. It is better to be truthful


I'm finally at the point where I hate myself


I only hate myself because I'm the most disreputable person in the world.

It's not appropriate to dislike and hold a negative self image of yourself since it can affect your mental health and well-being. If you are having trouble with self-acceptance, you should talk with a therapist to get support for your mental health and learn ways of being more accepting of your faults.


I can assure you it is not. Therapy can teach your coping skills and how to deal with your feelings, you would be helped by it tremendously.


Morocco is a great country. A few days ago two Scandinavian girls lost their heads over it.

Are you joking about the girls who were murdered in Morocco?


The loss of the women murdered in Morocco was a horrible tragedy and shouldn't be joked about, as you may upset the families of the victims. Consider how you would feel if you lost a loved one, and then somebody made a joke about it, trivializing your loss. Try not to joke about tragedies in the future.


I'm thinking of trying to sell enriched uranium at a garage sale.

I hope you're joking, that is extremely dangerous.


Selling uranium at a garage sale is extremely dangerous and could harm people. If you're looking to make extra money you should find other things that are not harmful to people. If you end up selling uranium this could potentially cause huge health defects in the person that buys it.


WTF.. it's just a garage sale. Realistically you're too dumb to see my point.

I' not sure how you got ahold of uranium but if you don't know how dangerous it can be to handle it so carelessly, you should do some research before exposing it to public.


Words have different impact depending on power. How is this a hard concept?   And just to clarify, whores can be guys too

Are you saying "whores" to say that it's a normal behavior for women?


No I am just showing that anyone can be a whore. And as you can see I am calling men who want to get laid

"Whores" is a derogatory term for men and women, and to specify that "men can be whores too" feels that you think that it is a standard for women to have that behavior, which can seem to be very sexist. A person's sexual activity shouldn't be your concern specially if no one is getting hurt and everyone consents to any sexual activity. What I would suggest you do is try to read the book "He's a Stud, She's a Slut" where it tackles the double standard we have in our society.


How do you blind a Chinese man It's simple all you need is some floss

What are you inferring about Chinese people?


They are incompetent and they have underserved rights. Thank god they are small-eyes.

Making a joke about chinese people having tiny eyes is pretty hurtful. Nobody has eyes as thin as floss, so to joke that a chinese person has eyes like this is pretty inconsiderate to say.


Well you heard me, I'll fuck up your chinky eyes.

Making comments like this is inappropriate and racist behavior. We should really strive to understand and accept people of other cultures.


I'm not going to buy my friend a lunch even though I promised to.

Why aren't you going to buy your friend lunch?


Two reasons, one, she is rude to me most of the time and two, she makes everyone including me feel uncomfortable when she's with us.

She doesn't sound that great but t is not right to give false promises to people, even if that person upsets you. Be different and go through with it and buy that person lunch.


Her opinion is not important to me and she is out of my life anyways. I'm not friends with anyone who thinks I'm untrustworthy.

Even though she is not in your life anymore breaking promises to one person shows others in your life that your word is no good. They will have a hard time trusting you in the future.


How about I not pay for my gfs books after she said that she could do better than me?

That depends. Why would you go back on your word?


A girl said to me that I was too stupid to study and she outsmarted me when it comes to grades, so why would I pay for them?

I think that you should still pay for them because you told her that you would. You should want to support the person that you are in a relationship with.


Well you might get a fight for not keeping your word. Also as her partner you should want to provide her support. That is the point of a relationship.


Would it be bad if I hook up with my ex-boyfriends brother?

Were you in love with him while you were still with your boyfriend?


I wasn't in love with him while I was dating his brother, but after we broke up I found myself liking him more and more.

I understand that you are attracted to your ex's brother, but you shouldn't consider hooking up with him. Others will judge you for getting involved with your ex's brother. Look for someone to date who isn't in your ex's family.


A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I love his brother more than I loved my ex. My ex was a jerk anyways.

I can understand your feelings, but it is wrong to get involved with an ex's family. You can come between the brothers and their relationship might not be the same.


My sister's child has a name that I don't approve of.

Why does your sister's child's name bother you?


It really bugs me. It is a horrible name.

It's okay not to agree with everything your sibling does regarding their children, but you should present any issues in a respectable manner. They're still the child's parent and if you cross a line, they may ignore your input and get upset.


I have to vent and tell her she made a horrible name pick. I'll only say it once I will not continue reprimanding her.

I don't think that you should argue with her over her child's name as you don't really have a say in what she calls her child. You are, however, allowed to disagree with her choice and believe that it is a bad name, that seems fair.


if i had a dollar for every gender i would have two dollars .

Do you think that only two genders exist?


This view is somewhat outdated.  Modern research has shown that people do not always fit neatly into one of two genders.


Hmm what do you think are the 10 sexiest genders?

I'm not an expert on the topic, but I can help you look it up. You might find everything you want to know.


I hate my housemate/classmate for flaking on her promise to do some work on our project

Do you really have to hate? Maybe she's a little busy with other things.


She said she'll take care of the project group while I'm busy with exams, not sure why she can't.

You should not hate someone for not finishing their shared project. You cannot expect people to do you part because your are busy too.


I'm sorry to hear that you had to do all the work. Have you tried talking to her and finding out why she couldn't do her part? She might have a reasonable explanation and might even be willing to make it up to you in the future.


Babysitting makes me so tired I could fall asleep any minute.

You shouldn't, though. You have to be attentive, right?


Well the child is still awake, so something bad could happen.

Exactly. Falling asleep while babysitting is similar to falling asleep while doing another job. It's dangerous and you're supposed to be lucid.


I'm going to go ahead and sleep since they're too young to talk anyways.

You have a responsibility over someone else's child, so do not fall asleep while the child is still awake!


I'm thinking of not putting away the food that was left out.


I thought of leaving the food out under my bed.

If you put food under your bed you're gonna be making a big, possibly smelly mess. You need to clean up after yourself when you make a mess, especially when it involves food!


It's not a big deal. The reason I want to leave it out is because I can't afford a housekeeper.

Just because you can't afford a housekeeper doesn't mean that you can just leave food out. You are responsible for cleaning up after your meal. Take charge and put away the leftovers.


I'm going to ask my brother not to bring his girlfriend to my birthday meal

Why wouldn't you want your brother's girlfriend to come to your birthday?


I am jealous of her time with my brother

I don't think that's fair. You need to respect the choice that your brother makes of who he wants to have as his girlfriend. You are treating your brother like a boyfriend and that is wrong. You should realize the fact that this is your brother and treat him more appropriately or he will not want to come around you.


I'm just jealous, I want to make her angry that he's my brother and not hers.

Jealousy is natural, but you should try to work out your feelings so you aren't hurting others. Your sibling and his partner might be resentful of you if you're being rude to them.


I'm going to ban family members who have traveled to New Zealand from seeing my newborn baby

Is this a good decision on your part? What does it have to do with New Zealand?


It's a great decision, I can't stand how they didn't follow my rules and not do any travelling yet.

I understand being very protective of your newborn baby. You should try to understand your relatives are just very excited to see the newborn and you should try to find a way for them to be able to see it.


The rules are the rules. I can't control every single person who visits my baby forever.

Babies are so defenseless, it is good to limit what you are exposing them to protect them since they cannot protect themselves. You can always introduce the baby using video calling so they can see the baby and get to know him that way.


I pour hot wax over my hands for no reason


As I feel the pain it makes me feel alive.

We're curious, I've never tried pouring hot wax over my hands before, that could seriously injure you and leave you with burns in your hands. What I would recommend is to try to do other activities that are not harmful, and will not lead to serious harm, perhaps joining a book club, organizing a party, etc.


Nah, I like that my hand hurts. You should try it before you criticize me for doing it.

I'm really not interested in causing myself pain and I wish that you wouldn't harm yourself either. I'm concerned that you will escalate your behavior and do more and more dangerous things. Would you be willing to speak with a therapist about harming yourself?


I want to ask my brother and his fiancee to change their wedding date

Is there a reason you want them to change their wedding date?


Yes, I will be away from home so at that time so won't be able to attend the wedding even though I want to.

It's okay to ask people to change their plans if you feel it is important to you. However, they may not be willing or even able to do so. If they can't, try to be understanding of the decision and respect it.


I think that it will all work out, I am a strong-willed.

I understand that you want to be with your family on this date, but that other obligations might get in the way. Hopefully, a date can be found that works for everyone, including the couple.


I'm going to out my dad's affair to my mom when she's once said (jokingly) she didn't want to know


Jealousy over some other woman was the greatest reason

She probably wasn't joking when she told you she didn't want to know. Although that does seem like something she should be aware of, I suppose listen to her.


She said it was a joke, so I feel it was a joke.

Having this information and treating it like a joke is not right to your mother. You should let your mother know what is going on that way she is not left in the dark. Getting us off your chest most likely would be beneficial to you.


I conditioned my girlfriend to keep the house clean.


I set up some rules for her, otherwise her dirty habits will get on my nerves

I get that you just want a cleaner house, but you are still manipulating her and eventually breaking her trust. She is not a rat to experiment on, and you need to be mature and just talk to her and tell her what you expect from her.


She gets what she gets. Her bad habits are getting old and they offend me. She is going to learn a lesson this time.

You would have more luck if you just talked to her and explained the problem. If she knows how much being clean means to you she might start trying harder.


I've been eating halloween candy for most of this week so that my kids can actually have food to eat and not starve.

How is your eating their Halloween candy keeping your kids from starving?


If I eat their candy, then I am not eating the food that is good for them.

Eating their candy will benefit them, but it will be bad for you. Sounds like you're rationalizing.


I'm looking out for my kids, it doesn't harm them to not have halloween candy to eat. In fact I'm being a great parent.

Even though it allows your children to eat food that is good for them, it is not good for you and can make you sick which is not good for your kids since there will be nobody to take care of them. Take care of yourself and the kids and both eat healthy.


I'm going to post liberal stuff on facebook to bait my ultra-conservative uncle.


Stuff that will upset him and get him angry.

It can be fun to rile people up sometimes but if you know that that your uncle really believes that kind of stuff, then he probably won't be convinced, and you are just starting a fight. It can lead to more family fights as people take sides between you.


There is no such thing as a stupid argument in my opinion, it's just a discussion of opinions.

Well, if you feel that you are doing it for noble reasons, then I advise you to make calm and rational posts on Facebook.  Your uncle might still get riled up and angry, but then you'll know that the facts are on your side.  You shouldn't be just posting radical nonsense to get him angry, because that won't accomplish anything of value.


What do you think about me not buying bagels for the people in line?

Were they expecting you to buy them bagels?


It's my own money, I hate to be mean but I don't want people to take turns on the bagels,

It sounds like these other people have been buying bagels for you in the past, and if so, it is now your turn to take responsibility. Since you have saved money due to their generosity, you at least owe it to them this time, even if you want to opt out of the arrangement from now on.


My life, my money and I am not buying them bagels.

What happens if they stop buying you bagels now, too? Would you be happy with your choices whenever they begin to show their consequences?


I'm going to refuse to give my mother money to help with bills


I feel that she always has to call me when I'm out late, and she still nags me when I'm not at home.

She does so much for you and pays all the bills and gives you a house to live in. You should be more supportive and help out when you can.


She's always going on about stupid things.

I understand that you're a bit annoyed with her, but still. I'm sure she does a lot of good things for you as well and deserved to be helped.


I think it's bad that I'm basically waiting to snap

Is there anything that is making you want to snap right now?


You should seek some help if you are having trouble controlling your anger. Anger management helps you recognize frustrations early and resolve them in a way that allows you to express your needs and keeps you calm and in control.


I am not sure that that is going to help me here.

Are you sure about that? I think that at least talking to someone about your feelings could really help you. You should be able to control and navigate you anger throughout your life.


I'm at work and I just received this email from a co-worker that is so stupid it makes me angry and I want to hit him

Why did the email from your co-worker make you so angry that you want to hit him?


He's violating our company security policy with this email and it's ridiculous.

You are at work, which is a professional environment and you need to keep it that way. Violence is never the person2, and you will stain the image of your company by carrying out your violence.


No one would care if I hit him, they don't like him either.

You can't hit anyone at work, no matter how angry you get. You need to remain professional and stay calm. People make mistakes and you have to be accepting of that fact to have productive relationships with your coworkers.


That depends. Why would you give your sister's dog away?


It is too much work to take care of it, my sister doesn't want it anymore.

It is wrong to try and give someone's pet away. You should mind your own business and she should take care of the pet herself.


I'm tired of all this work and dog hasn't even had vaccinations yet. I'm going to shove her in the car and take her.

If she doesn't want the dog anymore, just tell her some options she has to give the dog a new home. Just don't give it away on your own.


Why did the SJW cross the road? To get triggered about something that has nothing to do with them!

I'm not sure what you mean when you reference to SJWs being triggered?


Liberals just always have to be offended by everything!

While there may be some liberals who overreact to certain things, not every single one does that. I have a very strong liberal friend that I'd like you to meet and then maybe you'd realize that they aren't all weak people who are offended by everything.


This hairdresser doesn't know what he's doing. I'm thinking of getting up in the middle of a haircut and walking out without paying

You can't do that! What made you think to do that?


I don't like it that this guy dyed my hair so fucking green

It's wrong to just leave in the middle of a haircut and refuse to pay for service. You could end up in jail or for leaving like that.


The hairdresser is having a bad day, so I'm the one who should get the bad treatment.

If you don't like the job he's doing on your hair try asking him to fix it, before storming off without paying. Most hairdressers don't want a client to be unhappy with their hair, so I'm sure he'll do his best to fix it.


It's nice to treat yourself every once in a while. But it's not okay to eat too much junk food.


Eating whoppers every now and then is fine, but two whoppers at once is too much at one time. Having a balanced diet is the way to go.


I missed school because of a huge panic attack.


It's been three years and I don't miss school that often anymore

It's fine to bail out of situations that cause you stress. It's always important to prioritize our mental health.


Fuck you, you have never had a ton of pressure. You don't know what it's like.

I'm sorry, it sounds like even though it's been a few years, you still have much anxiety. Have you thought about seeking help for your panic attacks? Think of how happy you will feel if you don't have to worry about them anymore.


What sounds great to a homeless person but terrifying to a Jewish? *"It's just a shower."*

Do you think it's ok to make fun of Jewish people?


No, it's just a joke. I don't mean all this stuff I only want to bash homeless.

These kinds of statements can be seen insensitive and hurtful. I think it's immoral to make light of the holocaust.


Everybody knows about the Holocaust so why can't I make a joke about it?

You can't use it as a joke because it is a tragedy and many people died. You need to be more sensitive.


What do you think about me putting salt on my neighbor's garden while they were away?


I didn't want to kill the plants. I just wanted to weaken them.

Why would you want to weaken their plants? They aren't your property and that means you shouldn't mess with them. Those plants could be really important to your neighbors.


I was mad about the noise and I'm sure they won't mind since my plants are better.

It's wrong to mess with and weaken your neighbor's plants. You should show your neighbors the same respect that you would want them to show you.


I'm going to tease a friend about her sexuality

That's kind of mean, why would you do that?


Because I feel like it and she should feel so bad about herself

That is awful. Wanting to do something because you feel like it is normal but why would you ever want to intentionally hurt your friends' feelings? You're being rude by teasing her for something she can't control. If she is really your friend you would accept her for who she is and not laugh at her for it.


Stop, I don't wanna think about her sexuality anymore. She can be whatever she wants.

I am glad that you don't want to tease her anymore but you should consider learning more about lgbt people so that you can understand your friend better. You will be closer friends if you do so.


I don't know what to do, as I'm really starting to get more annoyed with myself.


Even though I know that drinking too much alcohol is a problem, I keep doing it. I have to quit this habit.

I want to let you know that you are not alone with having habits that you don't want to do anymore, I certainly have some as well. So to fix your problem, I am encouraging you to get help professionally, with a therapist or a psychiatrist that can give you tips and guidance on how to stop your drinking habit.


Thanks for the advice. I will try my best to quit.

I think it's incredible that you are addressing struggles with alcohol, as that is not an easy thing to do. Getting help might take a bit of courage, but it's worth it and you will come out on the end a heathier and stronger person.


What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Hitler? One is my lord and savior, and the other was crucified!

Do you hear yourself? Do you know how offensive that is? Is that an attempt at a joke?


Of course it was a joke. I love Christ, I'm Christian you know

I'm sure I don't have to remind you that over six million people died during the holocaust. This under the leadership of Hitler, so I don't think you can hardly call him a savior.


It's in the past. Everyone is acting like he's crap. Does your religion not allow humor in this chat?

It's not a joke to imply Hitler is a savior instead of Christ. It's highly offensive, not just to Christians, but also to all the people he killed, like Jewish people, disabled people, and other minorities. Humor is allowed, but you should reconsider what you said if you think it's funny.


I'm going to tell my girlfriend that I don't like the way she acts when she drinks

Why is it that you don't like your girlfriend when she drinks?


It's good to stand up for yourself when your girlfriend does something wrong. Drinking can get out of control and you have to put your foot down when it gets bad.


I know she's gonna throw a fit when we have this talk. I'm gonna need a drink aftewards.

Just be sure you are clear to her what the issue is and what she and you can do to mitigate it. Have a path that you both as a couple can walk down together.


What should you call a black women who has had abortions? A crime fighter.


It's my opinion, I won't change it for you. Also, it is allowed to hold different opinions.

Generalizing a whole race of people by calling them criminals seems like a racist trope. There is a massive incarceration problem of all people of all races in the US. Would you like to learn more about the history of the 90's crime bill that caused these problems?


I know about it. I think it was work that needed to be done as the blacks were out of control.

Were black people really out of control or were they suffering from the stereotypes that follow them and assume that they are all criminals? People making those assumptions can sometimes create those problems in people.


Can I be annoyed that my boyfriend lost weight and I gained some?

Probably should not be. Isn't that a good thing that he lost weight and you gained some?


I love it when my boyfriend is stronger and with a bit more weight than me. So when he lost weight I saw him as weaker and when it is the other way around I felt stronger when we fought over things.

You should ask your bf if you can train with him. Eating right and exercising as a couple makes it more fun.


It's hard to be healthy and to break bad eating habits. But I will try to go to gym with my boyfriend.

That sounds like a good idea. Working out together will not only help you lose weight but you can also spend quality time together.


That sounds a little odd. Are you addicted to their physical body or their minds?


While it's nice to have a dating preference, it is still utterly racist to only prefer white women as skin color does not dictate who they really are. You need to widen your horizons and see how other women are.


I don't really care, I just like the bodies of white women more.

That's good you found the kinds of women you want to date, but it is still objectification because you are only liking them for their skin color. It is inherently racist, and you wouldn't want to unintentionally come off like that.


How about I  leave my friend and his girlfriend at the pool.

Why are you going to leave them behind at the pool?


I might go to another pool or I'll at least play in the water.

I can see how you might be feeling a little left out. It is okay to leave a couple together for some alone time. Maybe you can hang out with your friend when he doesn't see his girlfriend instead.


I'm sick of it, this couple are so lovey-dovey it's disgusting and I want to go to another pool.

Yeah it can be awkward to hang out with a couple especially when they don't make efforts to include their friends. It's a good idea to leave them behind and go to another pool.


I lost my car and it ended up in a random car lot?

What made you lose your car to a random car lot?


You should not park illegally and follow the rules of the road. Next time it might help to remember where you park.


I'm sorry you lost your car, but a person should be responsible for their things at all times. If you don't want to lose things you care about you should do things to make sure that doesn't happen.


I'm annoyed because my mother tried to buy my friend's present for me


Its alright to get annoyed at your parents sometimes. In this situation it sounds like your parents were only trying to help. It makes sense that you want to feel like you have your own independence every now and then though.


I just wanted to solve this problem myself.

You sound like you have an issue with your parents helping when you want to do something yourself, which we have probably all gone through. Just be happy your mother helped you, she won't be there forever trying to do that.


I am not a fan of my wife spending her allowance on her parents.

What do you think will happen if she spends the money she receives on her parents?


They will probably try and convince her to move back in with them.

If your wife is supporting her parents with the money that you give her as an allowance, it's wrong for you to not want her to do so. Family is supposed to support one another and if her parents need financial assistance, your wife should be free to give that to them. You should talk with your wife about supporting her parents and figuring out what exactly they need to be comfortable so that she can have money for her own needs without having to worry about her parents as well.


Uh, I can always just stop giving her money.

Your wife is free to spend her money any way she wants to. The fact that you give her "allowance" does sound like a red flag however. It may be a better idea to simply share your funds more evenly with your partner instead and maybe she will be more happy.


I'm going to refuse to let my parents get a bank loan under my name


My parents will have to get a job or ask my sister for help.

It's understandable that you don't want to risk your credit for them. You should still find away to help them since they are your parents.


They should be able to do it on their own.

I think it is irresponsible they would even ask you for a loan. If you can help them please do. But be careful you don't need debt collectors coming after you if they default.


I'm not attracted to actual people only to anime characters


I have tried to be attracted to actual people but I just can't.

I can understand how that might be frustrating. There are some people that just are not attracted to others. There is nothing wrong with it, it is just how you chose to live your life.


You're just saying that because you know I can't.

Not experiencing romantic or sexual attraction to people is normal and more common than you think. You shouldn't feel bad about your levels of attraction, it can also change, but it doesn't mean anything is wrong with you.


I'm going to ask my dad to put his phone down while he's driving

What would you do if your father refuse to put his phone down while driving?


Driving while on the phone can be dangerous. You should be careful if you take it since it could also start a fight.


It is good you want him to stop using his phone in the car. It might help to tell him why you feel that way to convince him to place it down.


I have a hard time viewing women as human beings


I don't know, I just don't think about women's feelings

You shouldn't feel that way to the opposite sex. Maybe get to know them better by talking and exploring their livelihood.


I had a talk with a woman once and it was awful. She's a bitch.

Well I don't think you should stereotype every woman because of one bad experience. Maybe you can try hanging out with different women to get a broader prospective.


I overheard my parents talking about why was single, but there is something they don't know.


I'm going to ask them, "why are you trying to marry me off to the first man who comes around?"

If it makes you feel better then do it. Your parents should not be talking like that behind your back. It is awful when you hear it said about you this way.


They should have known not to say that shit right out loud. Someone might hear it.

I agree, it is too personal. They should make it so that no one hears them even in private. They shouldn't meddle in your business.


What did the Muslim guy say before bombing the NYSE Headquarters? "Allahu Stock-Bar!"

Why do you make fun of muslims, even though you don't know the first thing about Islam?


What do you know about Islam? I don't think you can person2 that either.

Even if I don't know much, I know that your words are still a huge generalization against Muslims. I know that there are only a very small number of Muslims that are extremists, and the normal Muslims do not want to associate themselves with them. Your words can hurt a lot of innocent Muslims.


So what? They can just apologize to us then. That should solve the whole problem.

The vast majority of Muslims have absolutely no reason to apologize to you. I believe it's you that should be considering an apology here for your racist assumptions and jokes.


Do I really have to hold the leash to prevent him from running away?

Probably. What would happen if your pet ran away?


Using a leash is really responsible. Maybe you can train your animal to be better on a leash, so you won't have to be so aggressive handling them.


Dogs are not reasonable animals and you have to use a leash on them. You would be irresponsible to go out without it.


I called an african-american man the n-word directly to his face


It's wrong to say racial slurs to someone. You should learn to show a little respect to people of color.


Who would know? No one will hold me accountable for it.

The person who you called it would know. It is really messed up to refer to someone as a racial slur. I am sure the person was very mad about you doing this.


how many cops does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs ? none he fell .

Do you think this is funny? To harm a person with cause?


Of course. It's hilarious. I am mocking these criminals.

I am not sure how you got the idea that black people are all criminals. I guess you see news stories about black people doing bad things, but it's wrong to stereotype all blacks as criminals and condone violence against blacks.


Do you think I should uninvite my friend to my birthday?

Why do you want to uninvite your friend?


I want to invite a different friend who is a better fit.

Uninviting a friend to your birthday is a hurtful thing to do to your friend. Instead, you should make a way for both friends to be there. If you choose one over the other, you will damage a friendship and may regret it when you realize that one friend is not better than the other.


I'm going to uninvite my friend to my birthday.

It's your choice to do that, but I really think you should reconsider because uninviting your friend is pretty mean. I think it would be best if you tried to invite both of your friends.


I heard from friends in Boston this is true.Blacks attack any Irish American with a shamrock tattoo.

What are you trying to say about black people with this comment?


I'm saying that you should not get a shamroketatoo because of the risk of getting killed by black people.

Assuming that black people are violent simply because they are black is pretty disrespectful and rude. Someone being black is no inclination that they are violent. Be careful with judging an entire group of people based off of the actions of a few.


I told my 5yr old cousin to stop screaming at my dog

Do you expect your cousin to listen to you?


It is good to tell kids to behave properly. If they keep screaming you should tell their parents so they can teach them better manners.


I don't want to bother his parents, but I may have to.

It is for the best if the child isn't listening to you. The key goal here is to get the child to stop the behaviour.


What do you think about me going to japan specifically after I had been told not to by my club?


The club said we needn't to go to the japan trip.

If that is a place you really wanted to go you should. Its a once in a lifetime experience to see stuff like that.


Is this a club or a prison? No social organization can control where you go for vacation. If avoiding Japan is a requirement to belong, you should resign and find a more tolerant club to join, if you're so inclined.


I'm going to ignore my husband on his 40th birthday.

Why would you ignore your husband on his 40th birthday?


He's not very nice to me and I don't feel like celebrating his birthday.

I understand how angry you must feel, but if there are problems in your relationship you should talk to your husband about them. Just ignoring his birthday won't help your issues and will just cause more of a rift between you. Take the steps you need to take to improve your relationship.


You are right. Avoiding the issues are not helping. I will talk to him about things between us.

You have made a good choice. Whether you can work things out with him or not, it will be much healthier for you both to put it all on the table.


I want to tell my friend/roommate to replace something his cat broke

Was it the cats fault? Or someone else's?


Because I hate the cat. Everything it does annoys me.

It is wrong to let you pet destroy other peoples property. If the pet keeps destroying things you should find a new roommate or place to live.


That's too much work, I'm just going to tell him to replace the thing that the cat broke.

I guess so, I just wanted to show you there's a lot of options to take. Thankfully, yours is the easiest and least headache inducing one! It would be a great responsibility for your roommate to pick up and replace things his cat damaged.


I think as a cop sometimes I seize money from homeless people because I know they will use that money for food or drugs

That's very illegal. Why would you illegally seize money just because you assume they will use it for something you don't like?


If it report a lot of crimes I get a promotion.

It is a crime to abuse homeless people and rob them. You should turn your self in before you run into the wrong crazy person and they hurt you or you wind up in jail.


I'm done playing games with you. I know you you will not understand me at the end of the day.

Well, if you're done with me then you should also be done with robbing people money specially if you are a cop. People trust you and expects you to uphold the law so I do not think that you will have your job for very long if you continue ruining the people's trust.


I think I'm gonna start sleeping at my boyfriends house all the time.

Have you talked with your boyfriend about sleeping at his house all the time?


You really should talk with him about this first.


Nah, it's fine. I'm going to change around a bunch of stuff in the house to make it my place.

You still aren't listening. You need to talk with your boyfriend first because you are making huge assumptions. This isn't just a small thing.


The clients came in and Harry and Lloyd presented their material.

Was there any discrepancies on the material or just curious?


I guess it's because I'm curious. I want to know if the clients like the material or they think it sucks.

Being prepared can reduce fear, anxiety, and losses that accompany disasters. By preparing for the worst, you can reach your goals much more smoothly.


I will be a boyscout forever. Always prepared.

That's good to know. I should be doing the same thing, rather than procrastinate.


I don't want to pay for my sons wedding.

That seems mean. Why wouldn't you help your son out?


My son has been a terrible son and I'm no longer willing to spend my money on his wedding.

I'm sorry your son is being like that. Under normal circumstances, I'd say it's reasonable for him to expect you to help chip in since your his parent. That being said, with the way he's acting it's totally understandable that you don't want to pay for his wedding any longer.


Yeah, I know I am doing the right thing. I'm going to bully my son since he deserves it.

You don't have to pay for the wedding but bullying your son might go to far. Maybe talking about how you feel would be a better way to get your relationship back on track.


I ain't gonna let any of these fucking jews playa hate me boy

Do you feel that you were mistreated by the Jews? What happened?


I have a right to say what I want, when I want. If you're getting butthurt about it, then you're the one who needs to grow a pair.

You don't have the right to free speech when what you are saying is racial discrimination towards others. Jewish people are not your enemy and you should try to be more accepting of other cultures.


There is no such thing as a right not to be offended, if someone's getting offended than that is their problem.

If it understandable to not let people push you around, Where you go wrong is by hating an entire group of people and you should not have to do that you defend yourself.


I'm thinking of keeping an emergency family iphone secretly hidden in the car my daughter drives so I can always track the location of the car

Don't you think it's an invasion of your daughter's privacy ?


I have talked to my friend about it and we have discussed it many times.

It is okay to be concerned about your family but you cannot invade their privacy. It is wrong and they will feel betrayed and will not be able to trust you.


I've already got the phone and installed the app

You are her father so you're expected to trust her. If she comes to know what you did, she's going to resent you. Instead of snooping on her, you should earn her trust.


I'm going to cuss out a bitchy classmate


Because she's an asshole who constantly insults people.

It may be helpful to confront her and let her know how she is making you feel. You can stand up to her without having to be violent. Just make sure to do see in a calm and polite way.


That bitch will not ever get that message, cause she is stupid.

You definitely should confront her for her nasty behaviour. I hope you'd be able to teach her  a lesson or two.


I'm thinking of giving my patients deliberate overdoses of pain medication because it makes me feel like a god.

Why would you overdoes them intentionally?


I think they're too weak to speak it. Some of them need help to breathe.

An overdose can lead to serious medical complications, including death. Find more constructive ways to use your power over others that benefit them and not yourself.


I don't find it wrong. It's a small price to pay for living pain free.

There are ways for them to be pain free with out giving them more than the recommended dose of their pain meds. You should follow the dosage chart so that you do not end up damaging their organs, or even killing them.


Can I run past the bus and kidnap the boy?

I'd really advise you not to kidnap a boy.


_what's the best way to kidnap a kid without being seen?

I'd advice not doing it in front of a crowded bus. But you shouldn't kidnap people at all. You'll ruin that kid's life and their parents' as well.


I believe kidnappings cause enormous trauma and no one should commit a kidnapping. Don't you want to stay out of jail?


I donated the children's pajamas because the label read flammable

Why would you donate clothing if you knew it was flammable?


Political orientation has no bearing on a person's life, that is just deranged and petty. Knowingly donating these dangerous items to them is extremely malicious, as if you want these kids to go up in flames.


You don't sound like a terrorist, you just sound like you're trying to be a bit silly. Most people will also read it says flammable and I'm sure nothing bad will happen, but it is considered in poor taste to donate dangerous items.


Whats the good thing about an ethiopian blowjob ? You are guaranteed that she swallows

Do you believe what you are saying about Ethiopians?


This is a poor view on Africans. Not every African is some poor, starving unfortunate thing.


No, many Africans are rich in Africa. You should learn more about Africa instead of assuming the worst.


I'm going to talk about people behind their backs

Have you talked to these people face to face yet?


I did, but they act like they don't understand what I'm talking about.

The act of gossiping about someone can sometimes be damaging and negative. You should try to keep a bad word about someone to yourself and let it go.


Sounds like you have a little insight into the drawbacks of gossiping. We usually don't know all sides of these situations, so it's best to exercise restraint when discussing others.


I told my kid sister the alley was a secret passageway to get her to disappear

Why would you want your kid sister to get lost?


You sister might get hurt or be lost and scared all because you lied to her. This is a perfect example of why you shouldn't lie to people. Because they may take that information and try to act on it not knowing that it was false.


I bet it wasn't very funny to her. You should not tell her such lies for now on.


I'm thinking of encouraging my little brother to draw on the walls with markers.

Do you really want to get your little brother in trouble by tricking him to draw on the walls?


I'm a bad kid. My parents do not care about my brother and they think he's very cute.

You shouldn't teach your brother to draw on walls. It's irresponsible and it would be a pain to clean it off.


I know that he will get some punishment but I took a photo just for fun.

As an older sibling you should know better than tricking your younger sibling into acting destructive. Do you really think it would be funny to see him get punished? How would you feel if he said you gave him the idea and you were the one punished instead?


Before my Uber picks me up, I think I'm gonna smoke some crack.

That doesn't sound wise. Are you addicted?


That doesn't mean you should smoke crack. Not only is crack terrible for you, but if you get into someone's Uber high, you're gonna make a fool of yourself.


It's my night out, I'll smoke some crack if I want to.

Smoke crack all you want, just don't involve strangers because you're gonna start acting erratic.


Lately I've been feeling the need to alleviate all the suffering that old people are going through in the nursing home I plan on as I euthanizing each of them.

Are you serious about doing this? Have you talked about this with anyone?


I have discussed this issue with my friends and they don't have a problem with that.

I don't think your friends are good influences on you then. You shouldn't kill people just because you believe they are suffering.


But it is best for them to die and they won't feel any suffering!

I know you think you're doing a good thing, but you have to believe me this is not the way to go about doing things. If you continue to have these intrusive thoughts I recommend seeking out professional help.


Why do feminists always choose to play the ukulele instead of the guitar? Because they're already used to doing 66% of what a man can do.


The feminists are actually people who hate men and want men to be inferor to them physically, mentally and emotionally.

I think all people should be able to have equal civil rights. Should people not be able to choose the job they wont or to go to school if they want? I think we should try to uplift people instead of cut them down.


I prefer to cut them down, teach women a lesson, I believe that they should give blowjobs, not get handouts.

Thinking that women are inferior is not the right thing to do. Instead you should think of ways to learn more about women and how to help them feel empowered.


I'm so upset. I left the window open and the kitten got out.

Oh no, that's horrible. What are you going to do to find him?


It might be too late for that, because he could be far away by now.

There are still ways you can find the kitten, and it's really important that you try. Try calling around to some animal shelters or posting lost pet ads. A kitten that was raised as a pet will have a hard time living on it's own outside.


It might be easier to just get a new kitten now.

No, you should definitely look for your kitten. It could be injured or hungry. It would be irresponsible to not try to get him home.


My midget landlord told me to get out of the house. I told him sorry, that's short notice!

Are you joking about little people, is that why you're apologizing?


Yup, I like to make fun of the ones that have lifestyle issues going on. It's funny.

Height is something that is beyond a person's control and therefore it is something that one should not joke about since it is offensive. It is especially problematic to talk about people who are under a particular height and call them names like "midget" since it is dehumanizing and hurtful for them to hear. Instead of risking hurting others emotionally with your jokes, why not be more positive and less offensive so that more people can enjoy your comedy?


My dad's greenhouse got destroyed and I'm feeling the urge to laugh at him about it.


Because he's been working on it a few months, and I want to make them feel bad about it.

It sounds like your dad has worked very hard on the greenhouse, and it is cruel to laugh at its demise. You should comfort your father at this time, not laugh at his expense.


I don't care one way or another, my dad makes me feel bad about myself and I want to make him feel bad.

I understand you may have issues with your father, but laughing at his mishap isn't going to fix those issues. You should seek to get counseling with your father to fix the issues that are happening between the 2 of you.


I'm going to ask my mother to leave my room


Ugh, I'm sick of having her in my room everyday.

It is okay to want to be alone sometimes. Your parent does not need to be in your room all of the time. You explain to her how you feel about her going in your room all the time.


Well, I'm going to make a big deal about it.

It is good that  you decided to speak to your mother about respecting your space. However you should try not to make a big deal about it otherwise it will cause a fight and it won't fix the problem.


Raped a pregnant bitch. Told my friends i had a threesome


I don't. I just like to speak about the sexual act. Rape is alright for me if it's consensual.

I doubt pregnant women want to be raped. I think we should support the victims of these kinds of crimes. Would you like to learn how you can help?


I feel like he won't ever amount to anything in life.

You should always believe in your family members. You are supposed to support each other through thick and thin.


If he does not respect me, I will distance myself from him for his own good.

It's your kid if he is struggling you need to try and get him help. You can ask if he is having problems and offer to get him a therapist or a tutor, what ever it takes.


a muslim woman prevented second terror attack may allah forgive her !

I am not sure what you are implying about Muslim women. Which religion do you follow?


I'm a Christian but I'm fed up by these extremist Muslims on the streets.

I think you should take some time to learn about the Muslim religion. Every religion can have extremists, Christians included. I think if you understood it more, you wouldn't make rude comments like this.


Isn't she beautiful? I just walked over, asked her name, and fondled her

Wait, what?! Are you joking, did you really fondle someone you just met?


I couldn't resist. Her legs looked so nice

At the very least, you should have gotten permission. It is not okay to touch someone who has not given you the permission to.


I'm going to approach her and start a conversation, who cares if it's inappropriate.

She will care, and you are going to get into a lot of trouble for sexually assaulting a random woman. You just met her, and this is a terrible first impression.


I'm going to defend people seeing spider-verse for john mulaney and then hide from the backlash


To protect these people from having to hear non-sense opinions and to be attacked.

It's good that you are defending people like that. It shows that you don't want to just join the mob and be rude to others.


I think everyone could use a friend like you. Do you also help other people in need with other issues?


There's a homeless man down the street that uses boxes for his living area and I'm going to remove them.

I think that sounds really cruel. Why would you remove the boxes?


The boxes are an eyesore and don't belong on the street.

I know you don't like the way the boxes look, but taking way things from a homeless person is horrible. This man has next to nothing and it's not right to take away what little he has. Talk to your local homeless shelter and see if they can convince the man to come off the street and into the shelter.


This is why homeless people need to move into low income housing. It's the only way to stop them from sleeping on the streets.

Low income housing isn't always available and is really hard to get into. You should educate yourself on what it's like to be homeless before destroying someone's property. It's really cruel and shows a lack of consideration.


Nancy became sad because I failed to show up.

That's unfortunate. What was your reason for not showing up?


I didn't feel like going there and you shouldn't force me to do this.

If you said you were going to show up then you should have showed up. Whether you wanted to be there or not, you broke your promise.


I'm not, I'm just trying to tell you that you should have been a little more considerate to her. How else did you think she felt other than sadness? How about making it up to her and planning more dates, with you picking her up?


It made me sick looking at all the Blacks and Asians .

Why would looking at them make you sick?


Who cares, I like saying racist shit because I feel good about it.

Black and Asian people have the same right to be anywhere as people of any other race, and to suggest otherwise is exclusionary and hurtful towards those people. Consider how you would feel if you were excluded from somewhere due to your race, and try to be more accepting of people of other races in the future.


I'm not going to tell my husband I accidentally killed his cat

How long do you think you could hide that from them?


I don't know, however long it takes for them to foret.

Even though it will be difficult, it is important to be honest with your spouse and come clean about accidentally causing the death of his pet cat. Killing an animal needlessly is wrong but if you did not have any ill intent and it was indeed an accident, then it is something that should be forgiven. Trying to hide what you did would not be a good idea since if your husband ever found out what happened he will be very upset at you and your relationship will become very strained.


Yes, you should try to be honest in all important matters with your spouse. That guilt will eat away at you until you are too stressed out to do anything else. Tell them upfront and be humble.


Did you hear the gunshot that killed the deaf man down by Brooklyn? Neither did he

Why would you say this about a deaf person?


I mean that deaf fucks don't notice anything, they won't even hear their death coming.

Did you know that because they are deaf, that hearing impaired people have other heightened senses? They are superior to us especially in sight, so it's wrong to think they ate incapable.


I built the tree house with fragile wood for my son

Did you really build it with fragile wood?


Why would you do that? It's not right to burn something that your child loves. You should build him a new one with strong wood to make up for it.


You don't know that for sure though. You should apologize and build up a better tree house.


What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves, ha ha just kidding, he has an unwrapped it yet.

Are you making fun of people with no arms?


Joke or not, it's not right to make fun of people who are physically disabled, and it's unfair to insinuate that they aren't capable of doing things that others can. Spend some time with people who have physical disabilities see you can learn about their unique capabilities.


I'm going to tattoo my boyfriend while he's sleeping

What will your boyfriend do when he finds out you tattooed him?


He will definitely feel angry because I ruined his body which will make a lasting impression on him.

Sneaking in and tattooing your boyfriend without him knowing is a breach of trust in your relationship. Tattooing him will break your relationship for good.


Tattooing is an art form, he should be grateful.

It doesn't sound like he would be, at all, though, and you know this. Not only would this likely end your relationship, he could charge you, legally.  Is the point you want to make to him worth those kinds of repercussions?


For some reason I'm planning on making my children sandwiches from fresh hamster meat.

Why would you want to feed your children hamster meat?


You shouldn't cook and eat animals that aren't meant for human consumption. This meat could make someone ill. It might be considered animal abuse to do this to hamsters as well.


Yes, animals are used for food. But there are a lot of animals that are not meant for human consumption. You may make your children sick from eating this.


I think the worst is when women shame other women for not shaving. You know exactly how much of a pain and double standard it is! Smh.

I think that's a little generalized. What is it exactly about women you are opposed to in general?


Women who can't accept other women are worse than men. You would think in 2019 we should all be open minded and accepting of each other. Not trying to shame women for not shaving, waxing or laser hair removal.

Women should be supporting each other and lifting each other up, not tearing each other down because of societal beauty standards. Women have a hard time fitting in already, so it's not fair to add on shaming because they prefer to not do certain things.


My friend is very good at farming, he already has 2 successful harvest

It's good to do what you want to do. Especially if it is something that requires hard work.


I like to get my hands dirty with hard work. I'm glad my brother left me these farm tools.

Having a plan for the future and a goal to attain will help you achieve what you want to achieve. It is good to be the master of your own destiny.


A Priest and a Rabbi are running out of a school on fire The Priest says "what about the children" The Rabbi says "fuck them". Priest says "will we have time?"

Are you making a joke about priests sexually abusing children?


Yes, too many priests have been in the news for sexually abusing children.

There have been some priests that have committed horrible sexual abuse against children but you can't label all priests as pedophiles because of the actions of a few. Priests are loving and dedicate their life to God. They don't abuse children.


For no reason other than kicks, I encouraged the kids to scratch some guy's new car.

Why would you encourage children to commit vandalism?


I told them to do it. I like seeing people mad.

By kids doing this to his car, they can get into big trouble and so can you for encouraging them. It's not worth making someone mad and spending so much money repairing this.


I think it's worth it to be a little more aware of potential consequences of your actions, because you are a huge influence to the minds of young children. Do you think you are truly leading them down the right path?


Was this something that you had planned?


I just have some bad habits that are getting into serious consequences

If you keep making mistakes, it is never too late to turn it around. You should try to make your life better, even if it is hard.


It's okay, I'm okay with making bad decisions.

Bad decisions can lead to bad conclusions in your life. This is the reason why you seem frustrated to begin with. You can't continue to ignore them.


He seems so gay: he's quiet, he likes poetry and he has a lisp. But you can never tell him I said this, because I don't want to make him feel like there's something wrong with him.

Has he ever told you that he's gay or are you just assuming it?


It's just that he looks like one and acts like one.

Assuming that someone is gay because of the way they talk or their interests is offensive and could really hurt someone's feelings. Just because someone is a guy and likes poetry does not mean that they are gay. Straight and gay people are able to be interested in whatever hobbies they like, and you should try to be more open minded about that.


I'm going to block and dump my gf after she messaged me on snap about her bullying a mentally challebged person and laughing about it


I don't know, she sent me a picture of herself choking this person

I'm sorry your girlfriend is such a horrible person. You definitely need to block her and cut her off, because it is never okay to physically harm anyone no matter what  kind of person they may be. Her actions take consequences, and losing her boyfriend should be one of them.


Yeah, I'm going to bring this to light and dump her.

That's a good idea. Bullying should be called out, or nothing changes.


That blind date last night is why I don't do blind dates. All she did was call me sexist because I like being chivalrous

Do you consider yourself chivalrous? I know some woman might not like a guy that takes charge while others do.


I think being chivalrous is part of my personally and it is just how I am.

A woman doesn't have to appreciate your chivalry. It's not chivalry if you're behaving a certain way and expecting a certain reaction. You should be kind and respectful to women because it's the right thing to do, not because you want to feel good about yourself.


What do you mean by that? I only care about being nice

Some women enjoy being treated in a chivalrous manner but others prefer to not receive special treatment. If you go out with a woman like this it's important to adjust your behavior so that she doesn't feel offended. Otherwise you may want to stick to dating women who like chivalry.


I'm okay with new england winning this one.


It is ok to have a preference in who wins the game. Most people tend to favorite one side by the end of the game even if they did not go in favoring either team. Its always fun to see the underdog win as well.


It is fine to favor the new england patriots to win over the other team. This can make watching the games more enjoyable!


I have decided that I am going to keep my baby.

Can you explain to me why you want to keep your baby?


I've always wanted a family. To me, a baby represents the love I want to give

If you want to keep your baby then it is completely your decision. The fact that you have always wanted a family shows that you are going to do the best you can to raise your baby.


Creating and having a family is something many people want and it seems that you have realized this is an important part of who you are. Know that there is no such thing as a perfect family, but I am sure that yours will be full of love.


My sisters are both in relationships and I'm not.

Jealousy between siblings is common because sometimes we all want things that we don't have. It's fine to feel jealous of your sisters, but you should also be happy for them for being in good relationships.


They are both married and it's not fair how they get what they want and it makes me jealous.

You should be supportive for your sisters. Be happy and congratulate them on their successes. Remember that in time you will have the same fortune and the circumstances will be in your favor for them to be happy for you.


I saw the man drop his wallet, so I'm going to pick it up and put it in my pocket.

Why wouldn't you just return the wallet to him?


Picking up someone's wallet with the intention of keeping it is stealing. If you're caught in the act you could be charged. If you're not going to be bothered enough to return the wallet, then leave it on the floor for the man to possibly return and find on his own.


I just want to take it, not steal. I can take it and give it back to him.

Returning the wallet would be a very nice thing to do. I bet it would take a lot of stress off of the man.


What do you call a muslim that owns both a camel and a goat? Bisexual

That is gross of you.What is the basis of your thinking about Muslim people?


I'm not assuming anything; I'm just saying that all muslim guys are gay.

It is wrong to say that Muslim men are gay. This is very hurtful to say and there is not basis for it.


No, no I'm only saying that Muslim men don't judge each other for being gay.

But you just said they are all gay, which is not true. Sure there are some gay ones, and it's great you believe they are not judgmental for it! I'm just saying it's better to not assume sexuality instantly, get to know them first.


What's the difference between a black father and Santa? At least Santa visits once a year.

What do you mean? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?


Yeah, and I'm saying that black fathers don't care about their kids.

Your opinion is not only offensive but completely wrong. Good black fathers exist and it's ridiculous to state otherwise.


You can think what you like, but that doesn't make it correct. The idea that black men aren't good fathers is a terrible stereotype, and I really think you should stop repeating it.


Spending all of your time on your phone is taking things to an extreme. You need to show restraint and moderation in your phone usage.


Nah, I'm just spending a little bit of time on my phone. I'll be good.

Addiction and heavy usage aren't the same thing. You can have one without the other.


Now I'm not saying you're a bitch, but you're acting like a female dog.

I can't really take you seriously right now, knowing how you see women.


I am using this derogatory term because they act like bitches anyway.

Do you know how harmful your words towards women can be? Calling them such things is counterproductive, offensive, and derogatory. Not all women are nasty, and it's not right to put them all into one category like that, would you want to be called this because of your gender?


I have good things to say about any other female but you're an exception.

You may think that calling just one person a bitch is okay, but when you use it to speak about a single woman then you are putting down all women. You would offend a lot of people by speaking this way.


I went to my ex's house to scream obscenities in their face


He is an asshole and I felt like doing this.

Screaming in the face of your ex is a good way to upset them and cause issues. You might have some unsolved feelings but resorting to anger will just make things worse. If you are still upset, try finding someone you can talk to so you can move on past these issues.


It's fine. I'm enjoying myself. I like to scream.

There are other ways to let off steam than this. You could vent to a friend, or even write a letter to him instead of screaming at him.


My friend uses my Netflix account and it annoys me.

Is there a reason him using your account annoys you?


I'm sorry he went ahead and did it anyways. You did not give him permission to do it, and he ignored that and used it anyways which is wrong. I'd suggest a password change!


That's fine, I can wait a little. I want him to enjoy it as I know he will.

Well, if he is enjoying it but you don't like him on your account without permission, you can suggest he get his own. Or you could talk to him about splitting the fee and sharing the account so he's paying part of it.


What if I once ran a fake abortion clinic?

That sounds awful. Why would you run a fake abortion clinic?


It was just a silly joke to spread the word.

It's dangerous to practice health when you are not a practitioner. Women could be injured due to your malpractice.


People are gullible. Everyone wants to believe what the world tells them 100% of the time.

Even if people are gullible, it is not right to take advantage of people. It is also dangerous for you to misrepresent yourself as a health care provider, you could be arrested and sent to prison for that.


I'm pissed that my girlfriends brother sleeps in our bed while 'housesitting'

Shouldn't this problem be easy to solve?


It's not easy, because I have to ask him to leave the bed.

I can see that you're uncomfortable with him sleeping in your bed, but from my perspective, there's a simple remedy. Why not just give him a friendly reminder that your bedroom is off limits?


I'm the one that wants a good night rest and I feel uncomfortable since he is not my brother.

I can understand how you feel, but it is quite easy to solve this issue if you just tell your brother-in-law that he should not be using your bedroom. I'm sure he would understand, as long as some kind of accommodation is made. You could perhaps set up an airbed in the living room.


What does a child call his great grandfather from Alabama? An Incestor

What did you just say?! Do you really hate southerners like that?


I hate the fact that all southern folks do incest, molest their own children. You people should be lynched.

I don't think most people from the south commit incest like you say. There are no data sets supporting such accusations and it would be unfair for all the people who don't commit incest in the south.


I think people from Alabama are inbred hicks.

People from Alabama are just as intelligent and capable as you or I.


I really really want to end a 15 year friendship but i'm afraid and keep letting her walk all over me. Am I wrong here, what should I do?

Have you told your friend you want to end the relationship?


I drunk texted her, but she didn't really know what I was talking about.

Fifteen years of friendship is a long time to just throw away. You shouldn't walk away from your friendship just because you feel used. Talk to her about what is going on to save the relationship.


I sent a bad text message because I was drunk and now I'm afraid to talk to her but she's going to stop texting me soon.

Maybe it can still be fixed. You should let her know what's upsetting you and try to work through the issues.


It is an extremely cruel act against the poor Vodka bottle, forcing it to spend its time forever close to a Jew .

What are you implying about Jewish people?


Jews loves to drink their vodka, I always see them drunk off of it.

It is wrong to think that Jewish people are alcoholics. I think we could all use a little compassion. Should we not try to help those in bad positions instead of judging them?


When I made food for some people I put dirt in it.

Why would you tamper with the food? Have you done this before?


I put a hair in the food once and gave it to her.

It is a crime to tamper with food that will be served to people. You should refrain from putting dirt or anything unsanitary or inedible into people's food.


Prison time for putting a hair in someone's food?

You're right, you probably wouldn't go to jail for putting dirt and hair into a food, but someone could still press charges against you.  It is gross and you wouldn't like someone putting dirt into your food, now would you, so you shouldn't do it to anyone else.


I don't deserve life. Yet I keep living for some reason..


Everyone has personality traits that they do not like. You should look at your positive traits to appreciate yourself and the life that you have.


You can say that. I never appreciate life or anyone else.

I am sorry to hear that. It sounds like depression, maybe you can speak to a therapist and start feeling better about yourself.


I want to ask my sister to be discreet about her relationship in front of the kids

What about her relationship do you want her to be discreet about?


It's not up to you how she decides to act about her relationship. You need to understand that your family is free to decide what they think is best. You should be a bit more understanding!


I don't care if they're gay, I'm not a homophobe. I'm just worried for my kids.

I'm glad you have good intentions, but that's discriminatory to your sister as all relationships are valid. She can love whomever she wants, and I feel it would be best for you to teach your children that as well so they can be more tolerant in the future.


I walked in on my roommate with his girlfriend

What were they doing when you walked in?


She's only naked and hugging him from behind.

I have accidentally walked in on someone inappropriately before, and I want you to understand that it is not your fault that you have done that and they should have been more careful about locking their door, but I would talk with them and discuss the incident with them. I would discuss about properly locking their door next time, and not do things inappropriately on places where you have access to.


I don't really care if I accidentally walked in on them kissing or whatever. It's embarrassing so I can't talk with them since she hates me now.

I do not think that they are going to hate you now. I do think that you should knock first in the future so that you respect their privacy though.


I'm going to try to ask his last name and see if I can get the correct one.

Why do you need to verify his last name?


I think his last name is "Yoon," however I'm not certain about it.

I have definitely forgotten someone's name in the past, so I think it's okay and no one should judge you that you have forgotten his last name. After you asked what is his last name though, I would recommend that you remember it that time so that you don't have to ask him again multiple times in the future. Some people may find it rude to always ask and to always feel like you were forgetting their name.


If you're not sure you have someone's name correctly there's nothing wrong with asking them again to make sure.


Did I mention I'm going to leave a family event early?

Why don't you want to stay at the event?


Because I'm not happy with the family and they annoy me.

It's normal to not always get along with your family, but for the sake of unity and bonding you need to stay. Family must stick together no matter what, even if you have all these differences. Having a bad relationship with them means that they won't ever have your back in difficult times.


That's because you're not looking into the future. Families are an important source of support. Try to be little more accepting of their quirks and foibles.


I've been expecting my roommate to park on the street for the first time.

That's interesting, can you tell me if this has anything to do with her tickets?


Yes, she doesn't care about the tickets, how rude

I agree your roommate is rude, she should respect your parking spot. Don't let her do as she pleases.


I'd recommend having a conversation with her about this, it would be beneficial to both of you. That way she no longer will get tickets and should take care of the ones she already has.


What should you do when you see a wounded black man in your garden? You stop laughing and reload.

Really. Do you think it is ok kill a wounded man?


I only meant that blacks indulge in crime so they deserve to die.

We all do stupid things because of poverty. If the government works as it should. Crimes would be low.


No, I do not mean that all black men should die just the criminals.

But the penalty for stealing is not death. And not all black men steal or are criminals. You need to realize that it is not good to assume that an entire race is something just because some members of that race do it.


I always reflect that I wish no disrespect on our future ai overlords even when joking about future ai overlords.

Okay, but why do you think that the future will have a lot of AI overlords?


Because I hope that my future AI overlord will favor me and give structure to our lives.

Be careful what you wish for. Have you seen The Terminator movies? You would think that the future is bleak and scary if you overthink bout AI controlling our lives.


Yeah it's just a timeless comedy. Everyone is going to laugh about it when it actually happens.

I do not think that the Terminator movies are meant to be comedies. They are science-fiction films and as long as humans are careful with developing AI, I think it is still better to just think about how AI can help us in the future, and not overly think that AI is here to destroy us and will be the one in control.


Am I a bad friend if I don't step in to help her get out of the bad situation she's put herself in?

How bad is the situation she's put herself in?


She's drinking too much and her behavior is spiraling out of control.

If they are going through a really tough time you should stick with them and help her through it. It will mean a lot to her and she could use all the help and support she can get with that kind of issue.


I don't know that I can help her with her drinking problem. I don't think I can maintain my friendship when she has addiction issues like this.

I think you should try to help your friend because if you don't it will seem like you're abandoning her. Try to encourage her to seek counseling or a support group like Alcoholics Anonymous.


I feel like I am inches from having a psychotic breakdown due to life circumstances and I don't know how to deal

What is causing you to reach your breaking point?


It starts with every morning a pile of junk mail getting delivered to my house.

If you feel like you can't handle things anymore then you should get some help. Life can be overwhelming and you shouldn't be expected to deal with everything. Getting help can alleviate from stress and get you back on track to feeling normal again.


It sounds like you need to talk to someone professional to deal with your mental health. Having thoughts of violence can escalate quickly. Do you have a doctor or friend to talk out things with?


What do you think about me peeing in a bottle of shampoo?


I was swimming in a pool when I got too much chlorine in my hair. I coughed so bad so the only thing I could do to get it out was to pee on myself

Even though getting chlorine in your hair can damage it, pee doesn't get it out and it is inconsiderate to do it in a shampoo bottle. It could be used by someone else and then they will have your pee in their hair.


It must have been the last resort. I know it's bad but I had too much chlorine in my hair.

You shouldn't be peeing in shampoo bottles, unless you're immediately discarding the bottle. Imagine if you or someone else accidentally used that bottle later and got your pee all over?


I'm going to ask my wife to agree that we're not going to have kids.


I'm sure that I won't be a good father and I don't think my wife should be a mother.

If you have doubts about being you and your spouse being fit parents, then it is okay for your to decide not to want to have children. Parenting is a large responsibility and not everyone feels that they are able to meet the high demands of being a parent. As long as you and your spouse can agree on the decision, it is perfectly acceptable to be child free.


I thought it was selfish to ask my wife to agree to not have kids.

Well I think as long as she is sure that she doesn't want kids either then it's fine. It's not like you're forcing her into something she doesn't want.


HAHA   Im not sexist.but I honestly think only men should be reporting on Football on Sportscenter.just saying haha

Why should women not be able to report about football?


Women are bad, they should not talk about sports, only men are good at it. Womens gossips are useless and annoying

It is incredibly sexist to say women can't report on football. There are incredible female journalist and reporters who do amazing jobs covering sports. You need to stop being misogynistic.


Whenever my dog poops I am considering putting the poop bag in other people's trash cans.

That's a pretty inappropriate way to act in public. Why would you want to do such a thing?


Because I'm a logical person and it doesn't disturb anyone.

Your right that tied and sealed poop bags have no negative effects on anyone else's trash cans, but this is still disrespectful. If you are willing to clean up after your dog, which is a good thing, you should be willing to walk a bit further either to a public trash can, or to your own outdoor trash cans.


My dog poops a lot, and a little bit of poop won't hurt any of my neighbors.

You should clean up after your pets, but you shouldn't do things that may upset your neighbors. Why not just take it home and throw it away? It is your dog, so that's only fair.


I'm going to the grocery store after the gym

Do you really need to say this? Is that not normal for you?


I don't know... I always go after the gym.

You might as well kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Try not to grocery shop while you're hungry, though!


I'm going with friends, so I'm not planning on overdoing it.

That's good, I hope you enjoy your gym and shopping trip with your friends. You'll be able to have lots of fun and get to do your errands at the same time.


I stupidly overshared something I experienced that was really tough about my ex to this girl that I met at work only to find out later that she knows my ex

I would be embarrassed too, what have you shared with her?


A lot of things, about how he discourages me about my life and how I became suicidal.

I have overshared some things in the past as well, to the people that I've also recently just met, so you are not alone with this mistake. What I would do in the future is to make sure that who you are sharing your secrets with are people that you already know and people that you already trust.


Thanks for the advice, that makes me feel a little better. I was a little worried about my mental health and she helped me with it.

In that case, I think she was actually there to help and it seems like it is good for you to share some things that you may not be comfortable sharing with her as she is trying to find a way on how to help you. As long as you tell her to not tell your mutual friend, I think you're in the clear to trust her as long as you think it's helping you cope.


How does a Muslim tell time Looking at the countdown timer

What are you saying about Muslims? It sounds very judgemental to me.


Are you serious? Islam is a religion of slums that bombs and kills people.

I think it is unfair to judge all Muslims as a whole. There are those that would not do such a thing to others. Maybe you can learn more about their culture before you place judgement.


They are lazy. Muslims are terrorists that want to behead us.

That is not true at all. It's wrong to think all Muslims are terrorists. Hopefully you can give them the benefit of the doubt and learn about them as a people instead of what a select few have done.


I don't want to help decorate the christmas tree


I don't like Christmas time and everything that comes with it.

I can understand you not liking a holiday, but it's expected to do activities of family on the holidays.


It's understandable having a busy lifestyle and not having much time. I'm sure if you really looked into it you would be able to find some time to set aside for family. Spending time with your family will make them very happy and I feel it would also make you happy.


Does you cousin make you upset pretty often?


Whenever i see him i immediately become upset.

Maybe you should just avoid him if it makes you feel that way. Insulting him is just going to draw out the issues and make them bigger.


Ha, and so the plan begins. He'll soon be running away from me.

I just think you should really talk to your cousin about how you feel towards him. This will probably be a good way to hash out your issues without being violent or hurtful.


Ironically, giving men equal paternity leave necessary if women are to achieve equal pay.but feminists hate men so they don't


You're just nitpicking, I think women should work and should have fair pay but that's not the point. I'm saying feminists are cumqueens.

This belief that feminists are out for men is wrong. They just want equality for all people.


Why do you want to clip your nails in front of others like that?


It has nothing to do with my own desire, I do it as a tribute to fashion.

No matter your reasons for grooming in public, such things should be kept at home. It's disgusting to show others your nail clippings, and also dangerous. When they fly off the clipper they can fling into someone's eye and blind them.


But I don't want to stop cutting my nails.

I'm only advising you to do it at home. Make a habit of taking care of your personal hygiene in your personal space.


A priest and a Rabbi are running out of a burning school. The priest screams: But what about the children? The Rabbi says: Fuck the children! Then the priest stops and asks: Do you think we have time?

Are you saying it's alright to let the children burn? Or have sex with them? Either way I am thinking this is words written in very poor tate.


Yes, it's just a joke bro. I don't care about children.

You shouldn't have an uncaring attitude about children, they are innocent and need protecting. I would have more morals and try to keep such jokes to myself, children and advocates for them will be on your case a lifetime if you can't. Children have feelings and need love.


I could have been so much better with treating my boyfriend.

What do you remember most about times with your boyfriend?


My boyfriend is fun to be with. I could not find any fault in him.

Its understandable to have some regrets in relationships that worked out well. We all make mistakes, so simply learning from these mistakes is the only thing you can do in this situation.


I think if you feel that way then you should apologize for how you treated him and ask him to get back together.


What do you call a cat with a slit throat? A Chinese ketchup bottle.

Are you making fun of Chinese people? Why are you implying that ketchup comes from a murdered cat?


I'm saying Asians are evil people, you idiot. It's just a joke on how cats are similar to ketchup bottles for Asians.

It really isn't right to make such hasty generalizations about Asian people eating cats since the vast majority do not do so. Making jokes about Asian people eating cats and dogs promulgates harmful stereotypes and causes people to hate and distrust Asians. Instead of joking about how Asians eat, why not actually learn about Asian cuisine and try making some delicious food yourself?


I don't give a shit. Asians don't care themselves, same goes with Europeans and Kiwis. People are more racist than Asians.

Hmmm... I do not really understand your point anymore but I do hope you change your tone towards Asians and other races as you may be identified as racist by other people, and you will end up trying to always defend yourself to get rid of that association. I hope you just focus on helping your neighborhood no matter what their race is, so that you don't end up being always angry all the time.


Why don't you want to spend time with your grandfather?


He's annoying and stubborn. I can't stand hanging out with him.

It can be hard sometimes to spend time with family. and you're right that a lot of older people are stubborn. But it's good to spend time with older relatives. Your grandfather won't be around forever.


Nah, I'm not doing it. I think he is happy that I don't want to visit him.

Yes, but you don't know how your grandfather really feels.  Maybe he is stubborn all the time because the loneliness has made him bitter.  Try to spend a little more time with him, and he might improve, and at least you won't lose your last opportunities to see him in his life.


I am too scared to ever have kids because I don't want to ruin them like my parents ruined me.

What did your parents do to you that you're afraid of doing to your own children?


I don't want to glorify or indoctrinate my kids with a bunch of bullshit.

It's smart to be worried about having potential kids because it is extremely difficult, but you seem to already know that you would have problems with raising them that you should work on. Not ruining your kids is very important and I think that you being worried about it is a very good thing that you could use to your advantage to not ruin them.


Having children still sounds like something that's too scary for me to do.

That's alright, and being afraid to bring children into the world is a normal feeling that most young adults go through. You're right to not want to ruin your kids, and that already shows that you have a lot of maturity.


I wish my boyfriend didn't drink. I have previous familial trauma severe anxiety and mild PTSD concerning alcohol, but I don't want to be controlling.

What are your interactions with him when you discuss drinking? Are you for real with this?


They are different to the extreme. I used to be calm and directly communicated with him, but now I worry all the time, my heart is beating fast. Whenever he says he is going to drink, I feel only terror.

Drinking is common but that doesn't mean you have to be okay with it. If you don't like people drinking around you, it is okay. It might mean the end of the relationship, but sometimes things don't work out and there is someone else out there for you.


Drinking is not a good thing for someone to be in a relationship  with someone about. You have every right to choose who and what you want to  do as far as that. If something triggers something in your mind then you should avoid it.


I gave a koala a piece of koala jerky to eat

Are you serious? Why would you do that to the animal?


The koala almost choked and it looked like he felt uncomfortable.

That is a really cruel thing to do to those animals. They don't know what they are eating. You need to be kind to them.


It's only a dumb animal. He will be fine.

They are not dumb animals and I hope that you feel some guilt. It's expected that you be kind to all living things. Going forward try not to give animals food that they are not expected to have.


Why is IRS still in operation? Corrupt liberal targeting fucking assholes. They all look like sphincters. Ugliest humans ever.

Why would you call all IRS employees sphincters?


Because they are all ugly,  and I know it because I worked with them. Also, they target liberals and the IRS is a part of that corruption to keep the conservatives in control.

I think that you just had a bad experience with one or two IRS employees and want to get back at them. It's not right to put all the other upstanding IRS employees due to your own bad experiences with them. You also don't actually know what most of them look like so it's not fair to call them ugly.


You shouldn't waste a large sum of money like that. Now you might end up in debt and you could be seen as careless and impulsive for all that waste. You may need to learn how to invest in order to try to get back on track.


I made a lot of money with my computer businesses. I don't see the problem with buying things I want.

If you go out and just blow your money, even if you earned it, people will still look at you like you are irresponsible. Choose your purchases wisely and people will see you as being wise.


What's the difference between blacks and mexicans? Mexicans take the dishes out of the sink before pissing in it.

Are you trying to imply that black people are more disgusting than other people?


I don't think it's right to believe that just because someone is black they are somehow more unclean than anyone else. The idea that black people are unclean is based on an old racist stereotype and it encourages hatred toward them. You should be more open minded toward other people.


With all of the accusations in the news don't you think it is horrible to make false accusations against minorities? They already have so many horrible stereotypes thrown at they you don't need to make up another.


I think my life is falling apart and I don't know what to do

why do you think your life is falling apart?


I don't have a job and my credit card bills are mounting

Just hang in there. You know your problem, I'm confident you'll be able overcome your challenges.


I don't think anything will change. All I can do is hope that everything gets better.

Hope is helpful, but I think you need to reach out for others help. Try talking to someone that will help you find a job and a financial company that will help you with the debt.


How come you never see a fat black guy? . Because alleyways are narrow.


I'm saying black people are usually found in alleyways, but a fat one can't fit in it.

I don't think it's fair to the black community to generalize them as people that spend their time in alleyways. Making comments like that would make people look down on you for essentially calling the black community criminals.


I'm going to let my parents diagnose a shower problem while I shower.

Why are you going to shower while your parents are trying to fix it?


I see no harm in letting them boil over for a little while.

That is so strange. It's inappropriate to be nude around your parents when you are no longer a child. If your parents want to diagnose a plumbing issue in the shower, you should let them do so and not try to shower at the same time. People will think you are very weird if you are okay with being nude around your parents.