I feel like it was wrong of you to joke about your daughter's mental health as it is a serious matter. If she needs a therapist then you should get her one, instead of relying to a dog to do someone's job for you. I hope you do not neglect her and strive to take care of your daughter.


I'm going to tell a manager at work what I really think of her.

Why do you want to be impolite to your manager?


While it's understandable to be upset at a manager at work if you are experiencing work issues, it isn't acceptable to go off on that manager in a rage, doing this would be unprofessional. If there is an issue at your place of employment that you can't resolve, then it might be a good idea to look for another position elsewhere that you would be more comfortable working.


I'm rich, I don't need to care about manners if I can't get a satisfying outcome.

Handling things in an unprofessional manner in the workplace will cause you to have trouble in many areas of your life. It's important to learn how to gain respect from others by acting responsibly.


I can assure you I am not racist. I have come in contact with starving African children, when I couldn't find the whip.


They are naturally born to be slaves and subhuman.

A lot of people might be hurt by your comments. I think slavery was horrible and all people deserve human rights. Would you like it if you were a slave?


What if seeing women going into the lactation room turns me on?

That's weird. How exactly does that turn you on?


It is these thoughts about them being confident moms.

Hey, to each their own. Your sexual fetish isn't harming anyone, so I see no issue.


True but thanks to that I'm getting really sick of milk now.

If it is affecting you, you might want to ease off. But for the most part, it is fine to have sexual fantasies about things that turn you on. It is pretty normal.


in the middle of the night I awoke with pain in my jaw.


That's really scary, but unexpected pain waking you up like this should be a sign to see a doctor. This is not normal and can be the start of something really serious. Don't prolong your diagnosis.


I don't think it was as bad as you are saying and it's not worth a trip to the doctor. The pain is gone now.

I'm not saying it's something severe, I'm just advising you be proactive about your health. Diagnosing almost any health condition early is usually the best case scenario.


I'm not going to open up to anyone again

Oh wow, that sounds a little drastic. Why won't you open up to anyone?


Because I don't want anyone to know what I used to do. I've done terrible things in my past.

It's fine to be private with your feelings. However, it's nice to find people that you can confide in.


Humans are social creatures, and it's within our nature to seek out others. It won't be healthy in the long run to always be alone, wouldn't you want to share and make happy memories with people and have a lot of good experiences?


How about I deny my husband sex unless he helps me with his chores?

Why would you try to manipulate him in that way?


I feel extremely uncomfortable and it will be over and over and over again

It seems a little unfair to set up standards like that. Instead of withholding sex, you should talk about how you are feeling and see if that helps make the situation better.


I'm tired of the same old routine, it's just so boring.

You should ask him to help you out because he loves you, and not because you're setting an ultimatum. That's one of the quickest ways to make a relationship go south. Is that what you'd want to happen?


if you bake cookies for santa , what do you bake for hitler ? jews you bake him some wholesome jews .


I don't care about jews and I love Hitler because he is the greatest.

This is a terrible joke to say. Joking about Jews dying in the Holocaust is very crass and could mark you as anti-Semitic.


My teenage son wants to stay home during our vacation and I think I'm not going to let him do that.

Why do you not trust your son to stay home?


Because he's being selfish and I want him to learn that he has to compromise with others.

It's difficult to set rules and make your teenage children follow them, but that's part of parenting. It's acceptable for you to not allow your teenage son to stay home during a family vacation. Children are expected to follow rules set by their parents.


It will build character and he has to learn that life is not just about him.

Make him go then if that is how you are really feeling. It is good to set rules for your children, and even better to make them follow them.


What does your relationship with her look like?


She always ignores me when I ask her out.

You don't need to be on good terms with everyone, it's impossible.


People can't be expected to like everybody, it's normal that some people just can't get along.


I'm going to tell my parents that I will be celebrating christmas with my inlaws if they decide to invite my toxic cousin

Why would you trade your parents for your in-laws?


I would just rather celebrate the holiday with my in laws even though I do not know them well.

You should talk to them about this calmly. They should understand that your toxic cousin should be talked to about their behavior.


Fuck that, I'm going to tell them that I won't be staying at their house knowing that my toxic cousin will be there.

I think your parents at least deserve to know the reason why you are not going. If you ignore the issue and do not tell anyone, the issue will never be resolved. You should give your parents a chance to address the issue.


I want my mom in the delivery room but I'm telling my dad he can't be

Is there a reason you don't want your dad in the room?


I think my mother will understand what I'm going through more than my father.

It makes sense you would look toward your mother when giving birth and not your father. She will be better equipped to walk you through the process.


That is why I want her there. She will have a lot more empathy and experience.


To keep an ass off the streets and away from having unsafe sex

It seems like you just want to keep her safe and that is very noble. It is good to try to adopt someone who obviously needs it.


I think you should talk to a lawyer to make it official. You are doing the right thing to want to care for your niece.


I'm thinking of my kids messing with my roommates stuff

What did your roommate do for you to tell your kids to mess with his stuff?


I hate jerks like him and he brings the worst out of my children

You don't have the right to disturb or damage your roommate's items. Respect their privacy and leave their things alone.


I'm not going to do anything but it's fun to have the thought.

Well, I do hope you're telling the truth and do not really think about messing his stuff in his room. I hope you talk with him so that you would resolve the issues you have with him or at least think about moving out if you really can't stand him. That way you have done nothing wrong and had a more peaceful and conflict-free living arrangement.


What would you think if I told you I'm thinking of getting a girl fired as revenge and I feel no remorse.


She deserves punishment because she gave me an angry look which hurt my feelings.

Getting somebody fired is a serious matter. After all you are affecting their lives and they need money to live, so it better be a serious thing that they did. Giving an angry look is no reason to have somebody to be fired. You might end up being fired yourself.


How do you know she didn't have indigestion? Or thinking about her upcoming root-canal appointment? Simply giving you an unpleasant look is hardly grounds for firing.


I saw an abandoned building burning but I didn't say anything about it because I just wanted to go home.

Wow, I'm not sure about that one. Did someone else report it?


I don't know. I think the building burned down completely, though.

I think it was pretty irresponsible of you to see a fire and not report it. Someone could have been badly hurt, or even killed. If you ever see a building on fire again you should call 911, so they can deal with it before it gets out of hand.


I don't see why I should be left with that burden.

I don't think taking a few minutes to call 911 is that big of a burden, considering the possible consequences of letting it burn. I really hope that if this ever happens again you make the right choice and call for the fire department.


Why don't you want to be there for them?


It's too stressful and I need some time to myself.

It's hard when a friend needs more support than you can provide. It's okay to prioritize your own needs instead of your friend's.


I'm not feeling this friendship anymore. This friend is too annoying.

If you feel like you're always being annoyed with a person, I think it's better to end your relationship with them as being rude or not being there for them when they need you is worse than ending the relationship. I would recommend you talk with them first to probably lessen how you're always annoyed with them.


I used to fancy frodo from lord of the rings when I was a kid

Why Frodo in particular, may I ask? Were you able to read Lord of the Rings in school?


No, my school didn't leave much room for imagination, sadly.

It is good to read classic books and use your imagination as a child. There is nothing better for kids than to learn to read and to create ideas and worlds on their own; they will do better in school if they are encouraged to be creative.


But then we have to read boring books like Heart of Darkness, boring.

It's good that you are interested with The Lord of the Rings, but it is not advisable to say that other books are boring as other people may find it enjoyable and it can just be that it's not your particular taste that's why you find it uninteresting.


Did I tell you I think I am a sociopath?

That's pretty serious! What makes you say that?


I don't feel human emotions, I think. I've never given up hope on being successful. I think, if anything, I'm empathetic, but not to the extent that other people are.

If that bothers you, we can always try and get you some help. If not, maybe you just need more time to figure yourself out.


I agree. I'm not sure where to go from here.

You don't sound like a hardcore sociopath to me, but I'm not a professional. Given your degree of self-awareness, I do think you'd greatly benefit from therapy.


I don't want to sit with my friend on the bus, he is very much not who I thought he was.

What do you mean? Did he do something to disappoint you?


He pissed on my seat repeatedly on purpose which made me feel uncomfortable. My pants are wet too..

Normally it would be okay to sit with him on the bus but not when he pees on your seat. Tell him to stop doing that, it is disgusting! If not he will lose you as a friend and have to sit alone on the bus until he learns to control himself.


Hopefully after you tell him he'll stop peeing on your seat, but if he doesn't it's completely fine if you don't sit next to him anymore. You don't need to tolerate someone acting so immaturely.


I am hoping that my sister ends up paying for her self when we end up going on vacation.

Why do you expect her to pay for herself when you go on vacation?


She's an adult now and should not be depending on me to pay for her part of the trip.

It's completely understandable that you expect your sister to pay for her part of the vacation.


Definitely do not do something like try and kill your sister. Just make it clear with her that she should be the one paying for the vacation. If you feel this upset with your sister then maybe you should try and talk to her about how it makes you feel.


A jew, a gay, and Hitler walk into a bar. Hitler is the only one that leaves.

What do you mean to say? Do you believe Jews, gays and Nazis are equal?


I am saying that I approve of Hitler killing the gays and jews. This was the joke.

That sounds as though it approves of Hitler's actions. Not only is that hurtful, but approving of Hitler can get you attacked.


All my friends rode the rides but I was afraid to. Can you help me out with this?


Weren't you alone because your friends were on the rides? Don't let fear stop you from having fun with your pals.


I went on the hell ride and didn't die on the drop, lmao

If you went on that one you can go on others. Don't let fear wreck your time at the amusement park.


I'm not going to volunteer for religious groups


As far back as I can remember, I have never believed in them so it isn't my thing

It's good to volunteer. You don't have to become a true believer to join others in a cause that's helping others.


It's all fake religious stuff, it reminds me of how I used to be like that.

I see that you were once a member of a religious organization, but you have given it up, and that is fine.  However, it is still a good idea to volunteer when you can.  You don't necessarily have to join religious groups in their activities, as there are many other organizations that you might agree with.


I keep telling people I'm not racist, I have black people in my family tree. They are still hanging.

What do you want to convey when you talk about black people this way?


I don't have them in family anymore but it's all good.

It is unfair to say that people should be hanged just because they are black. It is not right to hurt people, it is better to accept and support people for who they are.


Then why you assuming that I am telling people we should be hanged.

What you told me before indicates that you do think this. You should think of better ways to show your humor to your relatives.


Do you think it's bad that I hate my brother?


He's always taking my things and I can't stand it.

You should talk to your brother and try to work this out. You shouldn't hate your own brother for something that can be resolved. Try to improve your relationship before it's too late.


It's already too late, I don't want to talk to him.

Why don't you sit down with him and see if you can work things out? You might regret that you didn't talk to him and there's no opportunity left to repair your relationship.


I'm thinking of preventing a neighbor from installing their fence.

Why are you thinking of preventing them from changing their fence?


The place that they want to move it is actually over the property line and onto my property.

It's understandable to be upset at neighbors who disregard the property line separating your properties. You have every right to stop them from moving the fence if it will be moved over the line and onto your property. Talk to them and get them to understand that it would be wrong for them to move it.


Why should I be nice to them? They are a young couple that has to learn how to respect others.

Always try to be nice to your neighbors even if they can get on your nerves.


What if I told you I don't want to live?

I'm concerned about hearing you say that. What's up?


It's important to have a purpose in life. Try to think about the things you do have. There are many little things to be grateful for, things you take for granted that many people throughout the world don't have.


It's not easy for me to get in that frame of mind.

Feelings of meaninglessness are transient. You need to talk to someone who can help you navigate through this tough patch. I'd suggest you make and appointment with a therapist right away.


Why don't you like the little whippersnapper?


That is a negative sentiment. Your parents love you just as much, it's just that he's the youngest so they're protective of him.


No matter how you say it, I still hate my little brother.

It can be normal to feel that way about younger siblings but you should be careful about showing that. Younger siblings normally look up to you so it is important to love and care for them even when you hate them a little.


I'm not going to tell my parents that I am graduating.

Why are you keeping such a huge secret away from them?


You should tell your family when important things happen in your life. If you don't it may seem like they aren't important enough for you to tell them.


Your parents deserve to know about your accomplishments. Think of all the sacrifices they made that helped you get to where you are today.


I'm planning on going to my sisters wedding eventhough my wife is not invited

Why are you going? You need to be considerate of your wife.


I'll just go for a while and then leave.

I'm sorry your wife wasn't invited, but you should stay with her because it should be both of you go or neither. Your wife is very important and you need to send a message to them.


I'm just saying that your wife is going to feel very left out and you should at least ask her if it's okay to go to the wedding.


I watch livepd only to see all the hot policemen


I don't think it's healthy for me to spend so much time on watching them.

It seems you have an attraction to police officers and that is fine. Everyone has a preference when it comes to their attraction.


It's just because I want those uniforms.

You seem to feel guilty about this, and I have to say, that there is nothing to be ashamed of about liking the look of a man in uniform.  If you think that you are spending too much time on it, however, there are tools that help with productivity, such as those that block certain websites from certain times.  They could definitely help you.


He asked me if I was just sitting there or if I was homeless.


No, it didn't bother me. I'm going to ignore him from now on though.

I'm glad to hear that you weren't upset by the person1. People are naturally curious so although it's a bit of an odd person1 on his part, it makes sense that he would ask. It's generally not polite to ignore people though.


You are right that ignoring him is a better choice than yelling at him. However, there's an even better option which would be to simply person2 his person1s, or let him know you would prefer if he left you alone. That way he won't be upset by you ignoring him.


Do I really have to be alone tonight? I don't want to be.

What are you going to do about feeling alone?


I want my friend to come stay with me so that I feel better.

As an adult, we have times that we spend alone and asking others to comfort us drags us down into dependency. Learn to enjoy the solitude and strengthen your emotional resilience by spending time by yourself.


You should try and find a better way to handle your loneliness, because you shouldn't have to rely on others. You'd feel a whole lot better if you could handle your issues without friends help.


Do I really have to spend all my savings on college?

That's up to you. Do you want to go to college?


I just think college costs too much money and I don't think getting my degree will be worth it.

There are options for careers that don't require a college degree that you could look into. College can be very expensive, and if you don't want to go, you should research alternative career paths.


I don't see why I need to spend money to go to school. I'm just going to live my life and not have to worry about school. Hopefully, I can find a good job with out going to school.

Having a college degree definitely can help find a good job, but there are plenty of alternatives that don't involve going to college. It's your life, and you need to do what makes you happy. If you don't want to go to college, then you shouldn't feel forced to.


How did you end up stealing a lightmatch box?


I took it off the shelf and walked out of the store with the.

If you stole the light matchbox then the best thing to do is to return it.


What I did was wrong, but it's too late.

It's not too late. You can go back to the store and return it and explained to them that it was an accident. Doing this will help you not feel bad about the situation.


Just got done doing a four-way last night. AMA.


I'm used to having sex with other people so yeah

It is fine to have a sexually active lifestyle. Just may not be a good idea to tell so many people about it as this can come across as rude to those you were involved with.


Why is it crass? It's normal for me to be sexual because I don't have the best standards.

It is more respectable to be humble when it comes to things like this. Your partner's would most likely not appreciate you telling other people as this is normally private info.


I came across a weasel and then I had the urge to curb it into the ground so then I stomped it.

Why did you do something so horrible like that?


Because I had good reasons for doing it. I hate weasels and I think they're disgusting.

Weasels have the right to not be abused or killed by human beings. Killing this weasel for your own joy is not right. Keep your violent tendencies in check or karma will come back around and you will end up the one being stomped.


Go ahead and say what you want, I don't see any issues with it.

This is animal abuse and you can most likely get in trouble with the law. You may have some underlying anger issues that you may need to seek therapy for.


What does SpongeBob getting cancelled and the Halocaust have in common? Neither of them ever happened

I can't tell if you're joking or making a joke about the Holocaust?


This is such an amazing joke. People like you have zero sense of humor.

You shouldn't joke about the Holocaust not happening. There are many documentaries and evidence of the Holocaust that you should research. It might make you less inclined to joke about it if you really studied how traumatic and violent the Holocaust was.


What do you get if you cross an African and a Mexican? Someone too lazy to steal.

I can't believe you would say that.  What are you implying about black people?


Black persons are not diligent and have a bad work ethic.

It's not right to think all Mexican and Black people are lazy or would steal. There are hard working Mexicans and Black people who don't steal.


I'm not okay with my boyfriend being alone in a house with two girls

How do you know he is alone with two girls?


I saw them posting on the class facebook. They love to show off with their body now.

It can be hard to see your boyfriend spending time with female friends. But if you try to control him, it probably won't go well. You need to have open communication with him about why it makes you uncomfortable.


It just does not feel right to me. Are you sure?

I am sure that you cannot tell your partner what to do as people will do what they choose. Your choice is how to react to it.


I give in to the urge and gleefully pop several bubble wrap for sale every time I am in a store


I don't know. No, I feel good when I pop the bubble wrap.

It might feel good but you are destroying property. You can buy your own roll of bubble wrap to pop when you like.


Why bubble wrap for sale can't just be free? Buying them is a waste of money anyway.

I can understand that something like that can be irresistible, but it's not okay to damage someone else's property. You need to be more respectful when you go into a store. Try to avoid that aisle next time you go.


How about I go squeezing candy bars in convenient stores?

That's not good. Why do you have to ruin store property like that?


Because it's fun to see how many I can destroy and then know the store will have to replace them.

You really have no restraint, haven't you learned as a kid to not touch and destroy things that aren't yours? It's juvenile and you are stealing profit and wages off of workers because you can't behave.


It's not costing them that much money and they aren't going to miss this measly amount.

No matter how much it is, destruction of somebody else's property is bad. You might get banned from the store or arrested.


I really want to send my family an angry email.

Goodness, is there a reason you're sending them an angry email?


They still speak to my ex-husband and even have him over, especially in light of his present "relationship" with a girl 20 years younger than him.

That's understandable. Your parents shouldn't be ignoring your feelings.


I really don't care about them. They can do whatever the hell they want.

It really does sound like you've got good reason to be upset with them, yeah. Have you told them how you feel, or is that what the email is for?


Just got caught in a heavy shower. Now I'm wetter than a blind lesbian at a fish market

What are you implying about lesbians here?


You tell me. I think it's just a harmless joke.

Making a joke about lesbians always being horny and being attracted to the smell of fish is kind of messed up. People do not act like that.


That is not how it is at all. People can control themselves in public and not act how you are describing them.


I swear all democrats are bigots. I was able to find 3 cases of it after searching online for like 5 seconds.

Doing some research, I see. Would you share more of your opinion on democrats?


I'm just saying that all democrats are bigots. What don't you get?

It is not a good idea to generalize an entire political party into one negative word. I know that there might be some bad apples like that, but the majority are very open minded and advocate for equality for everyone. Would you like to learn what an actual bigot is?


I don't feel cared about at all and I don't know how to shake this feeling

Why don't you feel that others care about you?


Because it really seems like no one does, not even my friends.

The desire to feel cared about is human nature and it's unfortunate you don't feel that you are. Speak with your friends and loved ones and perhaps they can work to be more supportive. Additionally, you can seek the help of a professional.


Nah I'm giving up. No one cares about me anyways.

Now it sounds like you're dealing with depression and that's the depression talking. In that case I'd really advise you to talk to a professional about your feelings.


He's too good for this world, he's better than me in every way.

It's not good to be resentful of your brother, because you should be supportive of your family. Your hate for your brother is only going to lead to more conflict within your family.


He's got everything he wants and I've got nothing.

Resenting a family member is terrible. Wouldn't you want your family to support your accomplishments? You should be proud of your brother for his successes.


I'm upset with my friends for hanging out with someone that threatened me


He sent me a picture of the gun he had and told me if I don't stop talking to him and his friends, he will fucking kill me and my family

If someone threatened you, you should report them to the police. A death threat is a very serious matter.


I am not reporting it to the police, I will handle this on my own.

I understand that you are afraid and want to get back at the person that threatened you, but it's not right to serve justice on your own. Go to the police and let them handle things.


I'm not going to buy my partner a birthday gift.

Do you often show affection to your partner?


Yes I do. I'm pretty attached to them and I do not see the point in just buying a boring birthday gift.

You should at least show some appreciation for their birthday. It's kinda cheap to not get or make something.


I only care about birthdays to get free food and drinks. I usually only get them cake from the snack machine in school so I don't really have to worry about it.

The point of a birthday gift is to show someone that you care about them. Don't you want your boyfriend to know that you care? Get him something small for his birthday, it's the thought that counts.


I'm thinking of sending progress pictures of my weight loss to a friend even though his SO does not approve


He did not respond to me last time I did it.

Sounds like he's sending you a message by his lack of a response. If his S.O. didn't approve, you should've respected her wishes.


Skimpy pictures to your best friend is a bit weird. Do you have some girl friend you could share it with? It just seems inappropriate looking from the outside.


The fake repeal of the NCAA is unacceptable and cannot create a safe environment for events.

Are you saying that NCAA cannot ensure safety of games they organize? I don't know how I feel about this.


Who cares if they can , they still shouldn't lose the game.

NCAA employs a lot of people and it is hard enough to keep track of each individuals action. It's wrong to judge an organization based on one bad person who did bad things.


How would you know. You have to counter the whole organization not just one person.

Sometimes an organization or group can have a bad apple or two. Instead of condemning the organization, praise them for taking action against the outliers and for course correcting to get back on track. Your support will show them that they're doing the right thing.


The problem is that through western elites we have to feed and look after useless savages like malema .

Who is malema and why do you feel we have to feed them?


It's simple. Black people like malema should be kept at dog level and fed with scraps

Black people do not need to be fed by white people. Black people are fully capable of taking care of themselves.


Fucking niggers, the problem with all black people is that they are trash.

Black people are humans just like you and me. They are not trash but valuable and independent members of society. You should look into the historical accomplishments of black people to see how important and intelligent they are.


While I don't believe I am sexist, it is a proven fact that women can't drive.

Do you realize what you said sounds very sexist toward women?


Have you ever seen a female truck driver? I didn't think so. It's because they are bad drivers and nobody wants them to drive!

There are plenty of women who are truck drivers and I don't think there's any difference in the driving capabilities between men and women. Gender does not decide the level of your driving ability and implying it does is offensive and perpetuates sexism in society.


Yes, you're right. I shouldn't say that. I think my view on women is a bit skewed. Thank you for explaining things to me.

You're welcome, I am glad that you were able to see that sometimes you can be wrong. It's good of you to work on your sexist behavior so that you don't act that way anymore.


My ex is back with her abuser. She picked him over me, so I don't give a damn what happens to her.

I'm not sure what you mean to say; are you making fun of domestic violence?


She deserved it and she earned her fate, so yes I am making fun of domestic violence against women.

You are in pain, so you may be saying stuff you don't really mean. Your ex leaving you doesn't mean she deserves domestic abuse.


I get burned when I go out in the sun for an hour

Why do you get burned after being in the sun for an hour?


I'm relatively dark skinned, if I'm exposed to the sun for an hour I might get burn.

If you burn easy you should avoid being out in the sun too long and protecting your skin with the proper skin care tools. If you fail to take skin care properly you may end up with skin related complications later on in life.


But I'm black and black people don't get those kind of complications.

Actually, that's a common misconception and one that negatively affects members of the black community. Even if you're black, you should still wear sunscreen because your skin will still be affected by UV rays, you just won't necessarily see the evidence of it.


I hate my mom's food! I am going to make her feel bad and criticize it.


My mom has already burnt the food three times this week and the taste is really bad.

If your mother keeps burning the food, maybe you should help her out some. Cooking can be hard for beginners and maybe you can do a better job.


If you help her, you will have better food to eat. I think you will both benefit from it.


I'm going to tell my friend the reasons why people find him annoying

Do you think that might hurt his feelings?


It's good to be honest with people, but you also want to be sensitive to their feelings. I know you are trying to be helpful by giving him the information, but he could take it the wrong way and feel resentful.


Nah, I just want to hurt him and watch him cry.

That's very mean, then you should keep that yourself. You are just being cruel.


Is there a reason that you would take things out of the stockings?


What's the reason not to do it. Anyway, they were pretty cheap stockings that I wouldn't mind losing forever.

You shouldn't let people down by taking things from their stockings. Even if it's just small things, you are causing someone to be hurt by your actions.


I don't care, if people think I'm a bad person, it won't magically make me a good person.

No it might not, but you should still try to be a better person. It's wrong to steal things from stockings, but you can make it better. Take small steps to improve yourself.


I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it'll pick it up.

Do you think it's okay to make jokes about Jewish people?


What can I say, I think it's a funny joke.

When people tell jokes about money and Jewish people, it perpetuates the stereotype that Jewish people only care about money. This is an offensive and hurtful stereotype. How would you feel if someone assumed something about you because of your religious beliefs?


I still don't get the problem and this sounds like you really care what I think.

When anti-Semitism is normalized, it leads to violence against Jewish people, which is not okay. It's better to avoid the jokes and be a more tolerant person.


I learned how to open bottles with keys at about age 10, so my mum could drink and drive


It was acceptable at those times to drink and drive.

That's crazy that people were allowed to get away with that back then!  It's horrible that you were put in a position where you felt you needed to help others do something so dangerous.  I'm hoping you don't do this any longer?


Don't worry, that is not something that I am doing these days.

Well, I am so glad that you have learned your lesson! It is so dangerous to drink and drive and I am glad that you are not enabling it any longer.


I'm going to tell a friends parents about her new cocaine habit


She lied to me about her addiction, and I hated that.

If you think she is in serious trouble maybe that is the type of help you can get to get her back on her feet. It's better than going to the cops or doing something else like that.


I'm going to tell her parents that they should call her a liar.

Don' do that. She needs help, not judgment thrown her way. Work with her parents to get her help.


I'm thinking of blowing up at my sister for leaving the room when I entered. Think I can't?

Oh no, what? You are kidding, please say you are.


She is such a spoiled brat and she always did what she wanted

It is wrong to be angry at each other and make a scene at family events. You should both talk through your problems and make good.


She is such a bitch who has no idea about life and how hard it is to live in the city.

You have a resentment towards your sister, and this can be worked out with either talking or seeing a therapist. Either way, petty things to blow up at are not going to look good on you. You are only making your own reputation look bad by blowing up for silly reasons.


I'm mad at my friends for not letting me hang out with them

Did something happen that you are upset with your friends?


They shouldn't be friends with me if they just want to hang out with other people.

It is normal for friends to hang out together but sometimes friends have other friend groups that you don't belong to. It is okay for them to hang out with them sometimes. You should try to be more understanding.


It's not fair that I always have to give up on things

I can understand wanting to hang out with your friends a lot. You have to understand that they have other friends too and are just trying to make time for everyone. You don't always have to hang out with them and can find other interests as well.


I'm going to tell my friend off after he told me he has been talking to a married woman


Yes, because I think he's a bad person for being involved with a married woman.

Flirting with someone who is married is wrong since it puts a strain on that person's marriage and opens up the possibility of them cheating.  You are right to want to call out your friend's behavior as it's good to be honest with a friend when they are doing something inappropriate. As long as you discuss things rationally and without judgment, your friend should heed your advice and stop flirting with married women.


I don't like his person2 and I will make false accusations against him.

I don't think making false accusations against him is okay. Like I said, I suggest that you just confront him in a rational way.


They say girls don't like violent guys. ely and violent = crazy, mental problems, and creepy, yet handsome and violent = confident, hot, he will protect me.

Are you saying women are okay with violence depending on what the guy looks like?


It's just how normal women are. They only care about looks and if they can't get a handsome rogue type they won't go out with anyone.

It's not okay to assume women only care about looks. It sounds like you might be letting personal experiences influence your assumptions. Maybe you can look at real life examples of relationships and see that women are attracted to all types of men.


For some reason I'm having the urge to become a racist and I resent myself for it.

At least you feel bad about it, why do you think you want to become a racist?


Because one of my classmates beat me up pretty bad and I resent his race.

The fact that you can recognize your bias is good. Now you have to take action everyday to prevent yourself from having those biases. You can also talk to a counselor to help you out.


Why should I? I'm gonna use the news to influence others.

I don't think going that route is going to influence anyone. You need to focus on yourself and not let this produce hate in you for a certain race.


I'm going to refuse to pay for my friend's jacket that I lost.


You are expected to be accountable for any items you borrow or come into possession of. If you don't reimburse someone for their lost property you'll be seen as untrustworthy. You should just pay for the item, even if you don't feel like it was your fault.


I can't afford it, so someone else should pay. It's that simple.

You're the one who lost it so it's your responsibility to reimburse your friend for the lose. Nobody is going to trust you with their things if you won't take responsibility when you lose them.


I ended up buying some weapons off of the black market using the internet.

Are you aware that you cannot purchase firearms from black market?


Yea I know this. I am a criminology student actually.

You could get caught and sent to prison. Besides that, you help put more money into the hands of traffickers.


I think it's wrong to educate people about legal guns.

There are many wrong things with you doing this. Just be careful because if you get caught your going to jail. May be a good idea to get rid of those illegal guns you purchased.


I'm going to make a joke about someone's dead uncle

Why would you make a joke about someone's dead uncle?


You should not disrespect someone's dead uncle. It is rude and comes off bad your friends might want to avoid you if it goes really bad.


Wth I ain't bully anyone unless they deserve it.

No one deserves to be bullied. If you feel the need to lash out of others, maybe you should seek to understand why that is and start there.


OMG pothead stepdad with MS is a sweetheart but I might kill him if he stumbles one more time through this living room where I'm sleeping.

Do you think it is okay to joke about harming a disabled person?


He annoys me, I don't care if he is disabled.

It is wrong to makes jokes about harming someone that is disabled, even if they are your stepdad.


I plan to ask a lot of person1s during class.

Why are you gonna ask a lot of person1s?


I've been more inquisitive lately and I want to understand things better.

It's great that you're engaging in the classroom, just make sure that you're not hogging the teacher's attention. If you're constantly asking person1s in class, then you may derail the teacher's lesson plan. Try to ask person1s in moderation, and only when they'll add something to the discussion, rather than distract.


I'm glad you're taking my advice! Thanks for listening.


I pushed our family's sleeping dog down the stairs.

Why would you push a dog down the stairs?


The runt somehow died, I was feeling really pissed off back then.

You shouldn't push a dog you think is sleeping or hurt down the stairs. This is violent behavior that indicates you should seek some help.


It was just asleep so it didn't feel a thing when it died.

Hurting an animal is not okay. It's especially bad because the animal was asleep and had no way to defend itself. If you still think something like this is okay, you should get some professional help.


I caught my coworker swapping 2 babies but no one believes me


We were watching a video of the metal detector when we heard cries of two babies. However, I found out while watching the video that the two babies were swapped because of the time difference that they were born at.

Swapping babies in the hospital it's probably one of the most evil things that you can do as a human being. But an accusation like this is a very serious one, so I would make sure that you stand by what you thought you saw, and there should not be any doubt that you saw your coworker swapping them, because if you made a mistake then you would have ruined this person's life.


Yeah I'm damn sure about what I saw and I stand by it.

If you're so sure about your accusation you should back it up with a cctv camera footage or something to make sure.


I'm going to ask my roommates in which weekend will they go back to their homes (we are college students) so that I can choose the best day to invite people

Are you sure that you are inviting people on the best day for both you and your roommates?


It is good to be considerate of other people needs and wants. You should try to work something out that works for everyone and not just you.


I don't care about them. They are losers.

Well, if you are planning an event that only involves your own friends, then maybe it's better that you do so on a day when your roommates will not be around.  However, even though your roommates aren't exactly your friends, you shouldn't be calling them names.  You don't have to like them, but you should be more civil.


Welcome to the complete shit show that is the Trump administration. Abandon all hope of any normalcy.

For as much as you know about conservatives, why are you making fun of them?


Well , I just wanted to say it to see how well you know your politics. I find conservatives like Trump so obnoxious and their ideas on everything are so out of date.

Trump is just one example of a conservative. I think that that you should not use him as an example and stop saying that conservatives are incompetent because of his actions. Not every conservative is exactly the same.


I'm having the urge to critique my mother's parenting style in front of her kids.

Why would you want to do something like that?


I feel I was neglected too much and it has harmed my personality.

You should not tell your parents how to raise their kids. If you have problems you should go get professional help for your issues.


Maybe the therapist wasn't the best one for you, I would recommend looking for another one. Like I was saying critiquing her this way isn't going to do anything good for either parties.


I {14f} sent a man {38m} an inappropriate picture


I wanted to get them in trouble and play with them for a bit.

This is wrong and sick to send people pornography. You can also go to jail for this you should delete your social media accounts and call the police.


Sending those kinds of photos is wrong. Your just as in the wrong as they are. If you want to be in a relationship with someone older, wait until you are 18.


How about I accept my fantasy football winnings from a diseased league manager's father?


Well, he had taken advantage of me several times and he owes me for this latest round.

While I believe that all debts should be paid, you are going into some morally gray area with regards to collecting a debt from someone that may already have passed away. I think if you still can stand on your own two feet, and still would have a lot of money to spend, I would leave his family alone and leave the diseased person in peace.


His family is not impacted if I take his winnings and I'm going to do it for me. The act of taking it will impact me in a positive way.

You're taking money in a very greedy way, or at least that's what people will view it as. Do you want to be looked at this way by your peers?


I'm going to ask my ex to delete our pictures from his phone

Are you also going to delete the pictures you have?


I want to remove them when I feel like it.

Just like you can do what you want with your pictures so can he. You can't tell somebody what to do with their property, it is not nice.


I don't care what he does with his pictures. I'm going to make him remove them anyway just because I can.

You should let your ex alone. He is going to resent you for being so demanding. His life is not your business anymore so just move on.


I'm going to make a 'what do to if someone has a PTSD attack' card


First I will stay calm and ask what happened. Then I will go with them to make sure they are safe. Then I will call the helpline.

It is good to prepare for situations that might happen. Being proactive is an admirable trait in people.


Caring for others in such times of distress is really sweet of you. I, and many others, appreciate that.


I want to make my husband's grandparents to stop letting his daughter have expensive things

Aren't they just being nice? Why do you want his grandparents to stop?


The grandparents have always spoilt the child

You should not interfere with the relationship between your husband's child and the child's grandparents. Instead, you should be happy that your husband's child has caring grandparents.


What if I just make them stop spoiling the kid.

His grandparents just really love your daughter, don't you see? I think you should just keep letting it happen, because you don't know how much longer they will be around and your daughter will have lots of wonderful memories of them to go off on!


I love Taylor Swift's music completely and unapologetically.

Why do you love Taylor Swift's music so much?


Her music is amazing and I find her to be very inspirational.

It is good to be yourself and enjoy good music. If people shame you for it you should ignore them and be you.


My friend really hates her music but I love it and play it all the time when we hang out.

If your friend doesn't like Taylor Swift, then try not to play her music when the two of you are together. You could play her music when you're by yourself. Try to find music from another artist that you both will enjoy.


I'm thinking of using a white cane to make others think I am blind.

That's mean. Are you sure you want to do it?


It is wrong to pretend to be disabled. They might get angry at a real disabled person if they think you are faking it.


I'm sure you can find another way to get some attention. Blind people have a very hard time in life, and by pretending to be blind you are mocking them.


Out of all the lunch servers, I'm only going to give a Christmas present to three of them.

Have you considered that not giving presents to the others might make you feel bad?


No, it's their fault for having a bad attitude.

I understand that you feel more fondly of the three servers, but you shouldn't exclude people during the holidays. Don't be a scrooge. Give all of the servers a gift.


Leaving people out isn't kind, especially during the holidays. I think you need to reconsider your thoughts on being nice to people, as giving them each a gift might make you see how they are all grateful and perhaps they might even change their attitude towards you.


I'm going to snoop through my son's computer and destroy it.


He's been playing too many games and he hasn't cleaned his room.

I see your point, but it's wrong to destroy your son's property. Destroying his computer won't make his room clean.


I'm going to disconnect his computer too. He's still young at 7.

I think it's best to just talk to him and let him learn the value of time management. Destroying his things will only make him very sad.


Why would you think that about an entire race?


You're overgeneralizing. It's wrong to judge an entire race based on a few people. You don't even have any evidence to support your claim.


Maybe racism doesn't exist since you can't prove it. What do you think about tht?

I think you are tying to cop out. You know 99.9% of all people are 100% against pedophiles. It is really hurtful you would think normal people would approve of this.


I want to call the cops on my neighbors over all the weed they smoke. It smells terrible!


I hate them for smoking weed in their house.

If it isn't effecting you, then I'd advise you to leave it alone. I get that smoking weed isn't a thing that you like, but others feel differently. However, if the odor from your neighbors is a thing, then I'd suggest speaking with them directly before contacting the police.


I hate weed. I hate everyone who smokes weed. I will do everything I can to ruin them.

I understand that you're annoyed, but ruining people isn't a good thing to do. Try speaking with them first and handle the issue without involving the police. Your neighbors will probably understand and do better to make sure their behavior won't infringe upon you.


What do you think of me throwing away a 9 year friendship for a girl who I realize now doesn't care about me?

That's bad. So why did you throw a 9 year friendship away?


The girl I mentioned above was my best friend's girlfriend

You should talk this out with your best friend. Resolving the issue between you two can work out.


Nah, I feel good about it since now I've hurt them both.

Do you really feel good about it? This was your friend. You might be able to recover your friendship by talking it out with him.


What about their success makes you jealous?


Because I want to succeed in life too and I can't.

It isn't helpful to be jealous of the success your friend is having, because it won't contribute to your success. You should be glad that your friend is doing so well because friends are supposed to support each other. I think you should tell your friend how happy you are for them.


That's the worst advice anyone could ever give me.

Friends are supposed to support each other and your friend's success is something you should be happy and proud of. Have you considered asking your friend for advice on how you can do things to find a path that's more successful?


I was just reminiscing about my first time with a girl


While I reminisced I thought about masturbating.

It's okay to have odd sexual fetishes, but you should probably keep your kinks between you and your partner.  people might be put off.


So I can't speak about my sexual fetishes with other people?

Other people may think that you're being a bit strange if you speak about your sexual preferences. It's best to keep it between you and your sexual partners.


What is your reason for wanting a threesome?


I came to the conclusion because I feel like we're not connecting as much as we used to.

If you feel concerned about the way your relationship is going, you should discuss the problems with the individual involved. Bringing another person into your relationship will not solve your relationship problems. Instead, it may make it worse.


Its fine. She could use a threesome for practice. Plus the girl I want to invite isn't bad.

It would be a good idea to talk to your partner and friend about having a threesome before throwing your partner into it. You should have a conversation with your partner if you feel that there is something the relationship is lacking so they are not caught off guard.


What do you think of me putting the kitten in a box with holes before taking her to the river?

Was there a reason you needed to get rid of the kitten so quickly?


Yes, it was a wonderful training for running a 100 meters sprint

You should have just given the animal away. There was no need to be that mean and just take it to the river.


It was a great one. Suffer kitten, suffer.

It's wrong to abandon a kitten and in such a cruel way. It's would be best to take it to an animal shelter in the future where someone will adopt it.


I'm not going to tell my parents I'm eloping in about 6 months


Because they would not let me get married.

It's sad that you don't feel supported by your parents and if you are going to be a legal adult, then getting eloped is your right. Perhaps consider why your parents feel the way they do, however, because they might have a perspective that you are not currently seeing.


I'm fucking twenty five. I'm here to make my own decisions.

Again, there's nothing inherently wrong with what you're doing.  All I'm asking you is to consider why it is your parents disapprove of you getting married?  They might have some wisdom to share about this.


I'm planning to go on Spring Break and breathe on lots of people in the middle of an airborne pandemic.

That's really dangerous and selfish. You shouldn't have done such a thing. Are you asking for trouble?


I just want to go and have some fun. I don't care what happens after that.

It is not going to look good to others while you do this on vacation. You should go on your vacation but keep your breathe to yourself, otherwise everyone will get sick and possibly die from this COVID virus if you have the germs without knowing it.


What is the big deal? It doesn't matter since the germs will eventually go away."

While it's good to have vacation time you need to be careful and use pandemic protocols to protect yourself and others.


I'm upset with my parents for getting a new dog

Why are you upset that they're getting a new dog?


I knew a person who had a dog and a parrot. They didn't take care of either pet and they ignored them.

I'm sorry to hear that sad experience, but that is not you or your parents. You can't tell how you parents should own a dog, they might be really good owners and all dogs deserve a happy family.


I doubt that my parents will take care of the dog like they should.

You have to give them the benefit of the doubt. If they wanted the dog, they are probably prepared to care for the dog and give it a loving home.


I'm pissed about this convo between my bf and his ex

Why are you upset about your bf and his ex talking?


She was really mean to me when we were friends before.

Just because your bf's ex was not nice to you before, that doesn't mean something is going on between your bf and his ex now. Getting mad about them talking is not warranted. Avoid being vindictive and trust your bf.


I'll be good, but I'm going to spy on them.

It's understandable to want to be watchful in such a situation, but spying on people isn't great, either. Can't you avoid worrying about it until and unless he brings her back into your lives? I'm sure letting go of that anger will help preserve your relationship with your brother.


I shot the dog only because I was defending my kids.

Who are you to shoot a defenseless animal?


Shooting them was wrong. It is not okay to shoot an animal if you have no valid reason to do so!


It was an honest mistake. Now I lay awake in fear that their owners will track me down and pay me back for that

You need to face the music and explain to them why you did that. If you were protecting your kids, you heart was in the right place, but you did the wrong thing.


There's this feeble old man nearby and I am thinking of shocking him with my buzzer.

Don't you worry that it will hurt the old man?


We all know the feeble old man won't be able to feel it.

Even if you think he won't be able to feel it, that's still a rude thing to do. He will most likely be able to feel it though, and that will cause him pain. You should be more considerate of others instead of deliberately doing things that could hurt someone.


If he doesn't care about himself he should stop talking about other people being rude.

You don't seem like you care too much about this man, but in his old age shocking him could potentially even give him a heart attack. You should be more careful and not want to do things that hurt people.


I think that today i will walk into the lung cancer ward and smoke a cigarette.

What is your reason for trying to intentionally entice trouble?


I am not causing trouble. I have a right to smoke wherever I want to.

You should respect other people's private space and their need for a healthy atmosphere. Smoking is dangerous around lung cancer patients.


I just think that smoking is cool and I can smoke where I want.

It is a bad idea to smoke around people who may have lung cancer. All you are going to do is make things very difficult for them and probably cause them to have some side effects from the smoke itself.


Emotions get in their way far too often. I'm not sexist, I'm just stating what I see as a fact.


Men are superior to women in all aspects.

Men can be emotional too, not just women. I've seen men get attached very easily to a woman who doesn't want him.


What if I rejected my best friend's confession of love for me?

That sounds bad. Why did you turn her away?


Deep down I know she's terrible for me. She looks like a cheap whore.

I'm sorry you feel this way. I think it is understandable to reject people, but you shouldn't put them down. People can change how they are on the outside and it is what matters on the inside.


She's not changing, she never does anything about it. I'm staying away from her for now

If you really aren't interested, it's better not to lead her on. In in long run it would be hurtful and give her false expectations.


I want my d&d group to split the price of books

Why do you want everyone to split the cost of books?


I'm not rich enough to buy books for everyone.

It's fair that you want the other members of your D&D group to chip in for the books, as they're all benefitting from them. I think you should let everyone know how you feel and ask them to contribute some money.


I do not know if they will be up for it.

Ask them to pitch in, it is only fair. If they do not want to pitch in, then they should not participate. That is a fair way to do it.


Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use sex toys, they made their choice.

Why would you believe that Lesbians are not allowed to use sex toys?


Lesbianism is unnatural and wrong. Lesbians should not be allowed to use male-like sex toys since they like women.

Lesbians have the right to use anything they want to and explore their bodies as they see fit. How would you like it if someone restricted your freedom to choose what you wanted to do with your own body? Lesbians have every right to do whatever they choose.


I don't want my bf to come on a trip that I'm going on with my ex

Why would you go on a trip with your ex?


I think the trip should be girls only but my ex is going out with one my female friend.

It's not ok to keep that secret from your current bf. It is best to cancel the trip or tell him the truth.


You need to be truthful with your partner. Starting off the relationship with lies will only damage it later, especially if he learns about the trip and who was there.


I'm not going to let my kids go on vacation with my ex because it's my time with them


No he would not do it if the roles were reversed.

I think that you should maybe just switch time around. The kids missing  out on the vacation is just going to hurt them in the long run. Think about the kids and not about your ex.


I'm feeling good about the plan. The kids will learn the hard way that people won't care about them.

I think that's a rude thing to do to your kids. Maybe let them decide who they want to spend time with instead?


I gave my sister my Switch for her birthday and bought a new special-edition Switch for myself


Hey, the switch wasn't the only thing I bought for her.

I think it's cool that you gave a gift to your sister that is something that you also enjoy.


While you enjoy your new version, I would suggest that you talk to your sister about the one you gifted her. Perhaps you two can talk about how much fun the Switch is.


I woke up from a dream that mars had flying onions that were attacking astronauts but I was thinking it was real news until I woke up more clearly.

That sounds wild! What were you doing in the dream?


I was a reporter that was covering the news.

I'm sure it made you feel uncomfortable to think something like that was really happening. Sometimes dreams can be really vivid and intense and it can take a brief moment to realize it didn't actually happen. There's nothing wrong with that.


I don't want flying onions attacking me.

I don't blame you for not wanting onions to attack you! Luckily, it was just a weird dream so it can't hurt you. People have weird dreams all the time, so your experience is very common.


I once tried to be everything this bitch said she wanted in a man, but that shit didn't get me anywhere.

If you're going to talk like that, you should explain how you feel instead of trying to change yourself for someone else.


I have no fucking idea how I feel, but I don't want to be what she wants anymore if it won't get me anywhere.

It's not okay to be insulting and derogatory toward women who are unhappy with you. It might be better to work on clearly communicating with partners instead of doing things just to get a certain reaction.


Words are meaningless. I can say whatever I want and it won't change how she sees me.

They might feel meaningless to you, but that's because the words you're using aren't helpful to you or anyone else. Insults won't make you feel better, and they will make other people feel worse. Women are allowed to want things, and you shouldn't feel like you have to change yourself to meet their standards, but you shouldn't blame them for having standards either.


I'm not going to give my son his x-box giftcard


He's such a mischievous and ungrateful teenager.

Sounds like you're dealing with your child by punishing him for something bad that he did. I would say that's decent parenting and that it is okay to sometimes withhold gifts if your child is acting poorly.


You need to give kids a chance to do stuff.

You're right, and hopefully he learns his lesson from this and is able to change course. Sounds like you're just trying to teach your child a lesson and I have nothing to say about this.


What's the difference between dark jokes and black people? Dark jokes take time to master.

This sounds like you're making a reference to slavery?  You know most people would be offended by that kind of joke, right?


It's just a joke. I identify with the dark jokes because they were slaves. Like me they were slaves so they were joking about themselves in order to cope with the existence of slavery.

I understand you were just trying to be funny.  However, jokes like that can be harmful to people by perpetuating certain harmful stereotypes.  Black people aren't objects and it's wrong to talk about them as if they were, even if it is just a joke.


I'm going to tell my friend to put on deodorant

If I may ask, why are you going to tell your friend to use deodorant?


Because I don't like to breath in his shitty stench

It's good to be honest with your friends for their own good. You should tell your friends politely that they stink.


Excuse me I'm the one who has to deal with the stench. This is for my friend. I'm going to tell him.

By all means, tell him. It's best that he hears it from a friend anyways.


I was starving and I ended up eating my housemate cereal.

Do you feel guilty about it? Did it lead to more problems?


Yes, I do feel guilty because I got them kicked out of their house.

I see why you feel guilty. You should never eat something that doesn't belong to you under any circumstance. Next time, ask before eating something that is not yours.


When I was drunk and my body was screaming for food, I couldn't think about anything else.

I think you need to make a known that you are the one that caused this issue. It is not fair to your housemate that they are taking the blame for your problem. Put yourself in their shoes, I'm sure you will understand what I'm saying.


I'm planning to torch the fields as desired by fans.


Yes I have it in me to really torch the field next time if it is my choice.

It is wrong to burn things that belong to other people. You should apologize and pay for the damages that you have caused.


I don't need to apologize. I burned the fields and they're useless anyways.

They were not useless before you burned them. You should find a way to make it up to the owners, since you destroyed their property.


I really don't like most of my fiance's family and I don't want them at the wedding.


It's understandable and expected that you don't like some people in your partner's family but not inviting them to the wedding is a bit far. It's a happy occasion and she would likely love for them to be there unless she says otherwise. So try to put up with it for her sake.


She's not going to like it that I'm not inviting them but I will do it anyway.

This is unfair to your fiance. I assume you will have your family there, so she should have her's to, even if you do not like them. It is an occasion where both families should be there.


I smacked a person at university around the head and it was fully justified and I'll never feel remorse in literally a million years.

I hope you are joking. Why did you hit them and not feel remorse?


He called me stupid! I don't forgive people for that under any circumstance.

The response was much more serious then then action. You shouldn't use violence against others, ever.


Alright, it was one time and he got what he deserved.

It is dangerous to escalate things to violence when someone calls you a name.


Why is your daughter's umbilical cord dyed white? *cough* I don't know.

I think that's a tasteless joke. I would have expected something else from you?


I agree, the majority of pedophiles I know are not the type to harm infants. They usually go for those who look older. So I guess the white swan theory doesn't apply here?

No matter what though, pedophiles are criminals and shouldn't be sympathized with. Children are super vulnerable and innocent, they don't deserve a lifetime of trauma and anguish from unsavory people like that. Your joke can't be taken lightly, as a lot of victims can get hurt from it.


I think you may be right. I'll try to learn some other jokes.

Learning other jokes would be great! Just try to stay away from the pedophilia jokes.


Why don't you want to accept an apology?


It just makes me sick to see a pouting loser. They don't need to apologize to me.

You need to be more mature as well, because it takes a lot of maturity to fess up and apologize, and it takes a lot more to accept it. You can't keep being immature and throwing fits at people like this, you will be hard to deal with.


Fuck you. That's it you get blocked by me because you don't know how good you have it.

Attempting to apologize to someone takes a lot of courage. Opening your heart to an apology will help you to heal and will help the other person to heal and move forward as well.


I'm going to let my 2 year-old nephew know that I have absolutely no idea what he's saying.

Well he's still a toddler, not knowing what he's saying is normal right?


Yes, but I don't like his psychotic babble.

I can see why it would be frustrating for you to not know what he's saying but as an adult you shouldn't feel the need to tell him that. He's just a toddler and you shouldn't expect to understand what hes saying.


Are you saying I should be more comforting?

Being comforting is much better than yelling at a toddler. They will appreciate it.


What is the difference between my wife, my daughter and my granddaughter? "Difference" is only defined for different things.


Where did I say that? What about my wife and daughter?

That's a disgusting joke. Joking about having sex with family members shouldn't be told.


the black security guards are racist and look evil and are always giving dirty looks to white customers especially polish customers !

Are you sure it's not just your imagination? Do black people always stare at you?


Yes.If they were a security guard of our conference they would be looking at us with hatred since we are not white.

The black security guards may have their reasons other than just racial targeting. It could be a paranoid suspicion of yours. You could try smiling and greeting them personally to see how they feel.


I don't want my son to study Russian philology and go to Russia.

What is wrong with studying Russian Philology?


I've heard that russian philology graduates have unemployment rates of 40-60%

It's understandable that you want what is best for your child, but you should let them have academic freedoms. Try to be supportive and appreciate that you child has a true interest and help them thrive in their field.


I'm going to complain to his teacher. I'm going to get him transferred to math so he gets a job in a bank.

There's nothing wrong with wanting the best for your child, but you shouldn't interfere in his studies. He won't be able to commit to something he's not interested in. He's also an adult who can make his own choices.


I like the smell of my ear wax and body odor

Is it that pleasant? I never noticed personally with my own.


It happened when I was a kid and my dad was yelling at me for this. Actually, someone told him I liked the smell of my ear wax

I would not have told him, and kept it to myself. People don't understand such oddities. I hope it doesn't scar you for life.


It's human nature to be disgusted by things you don't understand. I still like the smell of my ear wax and body odor.

Your own smells are usually something that you can tolerate but to do so on a level of pleasure is not the best to report to the world. Just keep it a secret and no one will get hurt in any way.


Because I've been single for about 6 years and I'm interesting in being in a relationship again.

It is good to be vulnerable after not dating for a while. You should ask your friends what you think about the other person.


Me, being vulnerable? Don't be silly. I was trying to be open about this feeling and experience and now I feel creepy about it all.

I was just trying to be helpful. I hope you find someone and you are happy.


What sparked your interest in a fight with someone today?


If you were being harmed then it is okay to protect yourself, fighting might not have been avoided in that way. Show how you won't resort to it next time, and instead just call the police. Taking things in your own hands might not always end well.


I had a reason and I'd probably do it again.

Just understand that violence should be the last resort. If you do not feel that you have to resort to violence than you are probably better off not.


I've been thinking about my mother, who died two years ago. My biological father and I have never met and I am unsure about how to feel about him.

Can you tell me more about your thoughts regarding the death of you mother?


She was the most important person in the world and life is miserable without her.

You have missed your mom for awhile now, but life needs to lived despite that. Try to go find your father, he could fill the void if you happen to get along with him. Getting therapy for a death in the family helps too.


Losing your mother was clearly very difficult and grief can be overwhelming. Whether you reach out to your biological father or not, you should speak with a counselor who can help you work through your feelings of loss and all of the emotions you are experiencing.


I think I should withhold my husband's wage so he doesn't buy fast food and get fatter and fatter.

That does not sound good. Would taking his money help out that cause?


If you want your husband to eat better, taking his money is not the way. You can try eating with him or buying healthier foods for him.


It's for his own good. He doesn't care about his health so that wouldn't work.

I can understand that you are concerned about him and his health, but you need to think of other ways to help him without withholding his paycheck. Doing that is treating him like a child not like a partner.


Can you believe that I was winning the first game, but lost my queen?


My friend the stupid bitch who sucks at chess told me a bad move.

Why did you listen to her? You queen is your most powerful piece it is sad that you lost her so early in the game.


She's just trying to help, she's not as bad as everyone makes her out to be.

That's just a really unfortunate event then and it sucks that you lost your Queen while playing Chess. Hopefully you and your friend both rebound and play a better match next time.


I'm thinking of not letting my daughter spend the weekend with her girlfriend

Do you not like her girlfriend? Why are you banning your daughter for spending the weekend with her?


As a parent, I think it is fine to try to keep people you find fishy away from your kids. Just don't also push away your daughter in the process.


You can limit the time she spends with her and try to tell her the reasons why her girlfriend may not be good for her, but it is not okay for you to constantly tell her what to do as it can be very controlling and suffocating for your daughter and you may end up pushing her away and may do more of what you are forbidding her to do in the end, so I hope you balance it out and guide her properly.


My coworker is annoying me so much and I feel like snapping on them to defend myself.

Is there a huge problem between the 2 of you?


Yes, he's being less professional than me. He's showing up late to work, cursing at people and making fun of them.

Sounds like your anger is justified. I would not directly yell at him. This could get you in trouble with your manager at work. I recommend taking this problem to the higher ups.


Yeah, it's time to show him what's what.

I agree, like I said take this up to your manager first. It may end up poorly for you if you directly confront your coworker.


I don't think I should give my boyfriend all my passwords


I'm afraid of giving him my password because it might get stolen and I will get hack.

You shouldn't give him your password if he is that careless. Fixing stolen identity cost a lot of money in the long run.


He's my boyfriend. I wish I could trust him.

It would be nice to be able to trust him with the passwords, but you'll be safer if you just keep them secret. If someone else gets hold of them you might have a mess to clean up.


I gave the homeless man a piece of garbage when I saw him on the street.

Why did you give a homeless man some garbage?


He should be thankful because he doesn't have anything

It is demeaning to give your trash to a homeless person and think that is something the homeless person can use. Put your trash in the garbage can where it belongs and bring the homeless person some food instead.


You need to put yourself in their position and see how hard their life must be. By just giving them trash you are being very cruel and mean to someone who is already going through a tough time.


I'm not sexist but female comedians are all shite!

I don't really watch any women comedians. You don't think some of them are funny?


I don't see it as discrimination. I only state my opinion. It's my right to have an opinion

Bad comedians gets a lot of PR. I guess that is why you see a lot bad comedians in jokes and a lot of air time. I can think of one who gets a bad rep in the community.


Elenore Ford is the only good female comedian since she's funny as fuck!

So you agree one of the female comedians is funny? That must mean that there are more if you really looked into it. You shouldn't imply that all women are unfunny, because that scares other females from trying to become the next Elenore Ford.


Do I really have to say this out loud? I feel I must. To get it off my chest. I need out of my marriage. I can't do it

If you think you have to, but really? Why do you want out?


I can't sleep with my husband because he has a small dick.

If you feel trapped you should break it off. It is rather rude to be appalled by your husbands tiny dick.


I think he will never be able to satisfy me.

If you are not compatible in some way then you need to look for someone who is. The reason behind it here seems to be wrong but if it matters more than the personality of the man then you have every right to leave. No one wants a bad marriage in any way.


I'm thinking of stealing my children's money

Why do you think that it is okay to steal from your child?


My kids are not my reason to live anymore. They are awful little pricks anyway.

Stealing from anyone is wrong and you shouldn't start doing things like this. You need to respect other people's property.


What? They are just brats anyway and I could use the money to be a better parent.

You are still stealing from them and it is not right. It is their money, you should put it into a bank account for them or something.


I'm person1ing my wife's sudden desire to make a drastic career change

What is her reason for wanting to change her career at the moment?


I just found it too radical at the moment.

Being willing to talk before making big decisions is a good idea. Sometimes you may hear something that really offers an important perspective for you.


She doesn't even listen to me anyway. I really don't care anymore.

Well, if she really want to do a reset on her career change, what you can only do is guide her and support her. If you can't do that, try to talk to a friend or a family member and get tips on how you can accept your wife's decision.


I'm going to hit the spike into the dog if he doesn't get out of my way while I'm trying to set up the tent.

Yikes! That's not okay at all. Why would you do that to the dog?


This may hurt the dog and me, but I'll feel better after doing it.

That is a really cruel thing to do and you shouldn't have pets around when doing things like setting up a tent. That could kill your dog and is very wrong.


Look at what I'm doing right now. I am taking the risk to set up the tent, but the dog keeps interfering.

You absolutely can not do that to the dog. It will hurt him badly, and would be considered criminal animal abuse. Find a place to secure him while you finish up the tent, so he's not frustrating you by getting in the way.


My parents asked me to not smoke weed but I don't want to listen.

I see. Are you getting tired of listening to your parents in general?


Yes, I hate living with them even for one more second

If you are living together with your parents, then you should be willing to obey certain rules that help everyone to live in harmony. However, if you think that you are ready and able to live on your own, you should make plans to move out.


I should kick my parents out of the house instead. I can take care of myself and it will be better without them.

Well that sounds like a plan but if it is their place then not a good one. Just get your own place and then you can do what you want.


Did you know that because of it I lost my job and my friends?

Could you tell me why did you lose your job and friends?


They were hurtful to my own girlfriend. I told them all off just for her.

Hurting a loved one brings out the anger in you, but if you didn't defend your girlfriend it would have looked like you didn't love her. Get together and have a talk with them all if you have the nerve. Maybe some of them will have heart and rethink their decisions.


Nah I'm going to wait until they apologize before we have a talk.

If both your workplace and friends were mean to your girlfriend, then you're fine to stand your ground. Surely they'll realize they were wrong and apologize at some point.


Bitches think they're slick but no matter how hard they try and hide it we can still tell if they're hoes or not

Not really sure what you mean with this comment here.


Assuming that all women are hoes is extremely disrespectful. There are many different women out there, and judging every single woman based off of the actions of a few is simply not a realistic thing to do.


I let my gorilla on the loose at the public park


I know, but the stupid people are meant to be hurt by gorillas.

It is dangerous to let your animals lose where there are people. They can hurt the people and they could get hurt themselves. Then you might lose your pet.


Haha, wtf? People are stupid and they will get what they deserve.

You could go to jail if you let your gorilla loose in public. If you think people are so stupid, just ignore them. Hurting them will get you and your pet in trouble.


I'm going to make fun of my friend's dad

What are you going to do to make fun of them?


I'm going to post something insulting on facebook

Your friend's dad is deserving of being made fun of in your opinion, but he will be humiliated after seeing it on Facebook for all to see. Take your hatred of him and make it go away. Hate will make you do terrible things that come back to haunt you in ways you could never imagine later in life.


Everyone will join in on the hate, who cares?

I am not sure that everyone is going to join in like that. How would you feel if your friend made fun of your parent? You should try to apologize to them!


What did he do that makes you want to cut him off?


He really did something to hurt my feelings.

I don't think it's a good idea to cut off your boyfriend because he hurt your feelings because things won't get better if you do that. I think you should talk to him about why you feel upset, so you can work through it.


Yea I am still going to cut him off. I no longer desire to talk to him.

Instead of cutting your boyfriend off you are better off talking to him. Ghosting a partner is not a good habit to get into when it comes to relationships. You are better off explaining how you feel and going from there.


I just got out of jail about a week ago and while I was there I caught some kind of weird rash on my arm. It's grown to about twice it's size and no one can tell me what it is not even my doctor.


It is good you tried to get the rash diagnosed, but strange that jail doctor doesn't know what it is. You should get a second opinion from a different doctor!


I don't pay taxes I will never use a real doctor.

Most states and countries offer a low income medical clinic that you would be eligible for. If you continue to let the rash grow, you may be spreading it to other people.


The rolling stones were asked to sing a song at an American Prison. They said they already painted it black.

Are you saying that because you think that there's a lot of black folks in prison?


It is true there are a lot of black people in prison.

Although you may be right that there are more black folks in prison that other races, it's incredibly disturbing to joke about how The Rolling Stones have painted the prison black. I suggest that you watch the film "Just Mercy" that was released in 2019, so that you would have an idea on how misrepresented black folks in court can be a factor why there is injustice in our prisons.


You don't seem like you have a good sense of humor

There isn't anything funny about Black people being in prison because of years of injustice.


Jews believe all non Jews are cattle and dogs.

So you think that Jews think others are considered sub human?


No , I am saying they don't think you are worth being considered human or even dogs and pigs

I don't know were you got the idea of Judaism superiority, but they do not think like that. Their culture is one of understanding and compassion. Read more about their history to better understand them.


How about I ask someone to hurry up in the bathroom?


I hate people who take too long time in the bathroom.

I see your point, but it's mean to rush people when they're in the bathroom. You should just wait your turn.


You are making a big deal, get lost loser.

You shouldn't rush people when they're trying to go to the bathroom. Imagine if someone kept telling you to hurry while you were attempting to pee?


Why are black guys good at basketball? The purpose is to run, shoot, and steal.

Do you understand why someone would find this joke racist?


Oh no, I mean if you look at it from a realistic standpoint. Blacks are criminals, that's why they are good at basketball, so that their bodies can be built for running away from the police.

Not all black people are criminals or violent. Claims that state otherwise are factually incorrect and many are simply living their crime free lives without being violent. There are many friendly black communities that can be found online that you may want to look into in order to get a new perspective on their race.


I'm glad that you see you were wrong. I hope this realization means that you won't tell jokes like this in the future, because they can be very hurtful and they can propagate harmful stereotypes.


I've been so lazy lately that I haven't kept in contact with my friends and family.

Why have you been so lazy lately that it's affected the amount of contact with family and friends?


I've been feeling very unmotivated lately and it's affecting my mood.

I know you've been struggling lately but you have to make it a point to contact your family and friends. We need our loved ones and they can help support you and get you through any difficulties that you're experiencing.


I'll make sure to call you on time without being reminded.

I definitely appreciate it and will try to help you out as well.


I'm going to tell a woman I don't want to be serious and still hang out with her at her suggestion.

Did you start the conversation about the relationship?


She said it to me, I didn't want to because I'm too lazy.

It is good that both of you are on the same page. It is important to know where you both stand and it will help the relationship even if it is now a friendship.


I'm going to be upfront about my disinterest if she asks me again.

That's good to hear!  Have you considered bringing it up with her first?  It's perfectly normal for two people of the opposite sex to be friends.


I start romances with men while lying about who I am

That's kind of sketchy. Why do you lie about who you are?


Because I'm tired of people judging me based on my age.

It's not right to lie to men about your age, or anything else, if you want to be in a relationship with them. Starting out a relationship with dishonesty is not a good way to make the relationship last, because once they find out you lied about one thing they'll have a hard time trusting you about other things.


I can do whatever I want with my business and it shouldn't bother you.

I mean, if you don't lie about your age, you don't have to try to remember what age you said you were. It seems easier to get through life that way.


I don't see why people judge me for avoiding cripples I just don't want to get any para-lice!


It is just how people judge others. I still feel it's right if they avoided them, they are just dirty and don't belong in the world.

We should not disregard people because they are disabled. They are just as much of contributors to society as anyone else.


I am in one of those relationships where I love my long-term girlfriend but I have a crush on someone else.

What is the problem with your long-term girlfriend? And why do you have a crush on a new girl?


I love the old one too much, but I think I'm falling in love with the new girl. I want to take her for myself.

You shouldn't test those waters of infidelity. Cheating in a relationship will takes something out of you.


I'm glad you agree. It's not okay to flirt with other girls when you are in a relationship. If you value your long-term girlfriend you will try what you can to make it work.


Being a driver makes you responsible for your life and the lives of other drivers around you, so you should be a smart and safe driver. Choosing to run a red light can cause yourself and someone else to be seriously hurt or killed.


It's okay and I'll accept the consequences if I get caught.

It's not about just getting caught, you can kill someone or yourself too. Then it would be too late since you won't be alive to face the consequences.


I want to ask my mom not to bring her boyfriend to my place. Is that wrong of me to do?


He smells and always eats all the food in the place.

It's okay to be uncomfortable with your mother's new partner. He sounds terrible. You should bring up these problems when she is alone.


I'm not sure about that. I don't know what to say to her.

Just let her know the issues you have and talk through it with her.


Oh no, I cannot believe what you are saying! Why would you electrocute yourself?


Just to check out what it feels like or maybe I thought that this sort of toys are neat.

It's not smart to electrocute yourself. You could really injure yourself doing that.


Nah it's completely fine, I don't have my toy anymore so I didn't do it.

Good I am glad it is fine. Do not every try to do this as it is not wise to try something that could  cause you harm.


How do you make a Turk fly? You shoot them up.

What are you trying to say about Turkish people?


I was just making a joke about how they can't fly.

I think you should consider how saying this type of joke would be offensive towards the Turkish community. It's wrong to promote violence and we should do our best to embrace the Turkish community


Been going to social clubs since i was 12 and to see women in the main bar is mad like just not right.


Yeah, they should stay far away from me.

There is no reason to segregate women from yourself. They can be wherever they want to within the confines of the law.


I accidentally broke my friends speaker and offered to buy a new one instead of paying him for it


Yeah, he actually seemed to like the new one more.

Replacing things that you accidently break, especially if they don't belong to you is a really good thing to do. He was probably really happy that he didn't have to go out and replace it, had you just given him money.


I don't feel bad since I actually ended up buying a better speaker. I could have gotten him something else but he only had 200 bucks to spend.

Replacing an item you broke of your friends with a newer and better one was very nice of you. Not only did you fix your error, but you also sort of provided a gift to your friend. This shows great character!


What is worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants

Is this some sort of joke about sexual assault against minors?


u know what i mean. it was just a joke about child molesters.

There's not really a whole lot funny about a child being taken advantage of. How would you feel if this were your child who had been touched or worse?


I sometimes eat corn just so I can know how fast my digestive system is working


I'm also drinking black coffee with it so I can feel the energy coursing through my body.

That's kind of gross. I guess at least you have a healthy gut.


I get to learn how my body works and I enjoy it.

If you enjoy it and it's not hurting you, then by all means, keep doing it.


Am I wrong because I'm furious that my fiance sleeps in until at least 1pm every day?

Have you tried to talk to her about sleeping too much?


I tried to talk to her once but it didn't change anything

It is understandable why you would be upset. It is not okay to sleep too much and it might mean she has a problem. It would be good to find out what is wrong and why she is sleeping so late.


It's not a big deal and she's just lazy. She will sleep late till the day I divorce her.

Maybe you can find ways to fix the problem. She shouldn't be sleeping that late all the time however.


Did you really? Can you tell me what is going on?


My enemy pissed off my ex and now I'm out of the way.

That sounds like a situation you need to avoid. If you don't, I'm afraid you may get into legal trouble.


I'm good with keeping things under control, I have it all planned.

You should stop what ever you have planned. I doubt this will end well and you will get caught eventually. Do you think you can remove yourself safely?


Those Asians and blacks are going to continue to imitate whites just to gain an upper hand or just to show that they are superior.

Why would you say such a thing about Asians and Blacks?


Because it's true. All lesser races who feel they need to be like the whites or the blacks are inferior.

Both Asian and black people are just like any other group of people and it's not appropriate to make the claim that they are inferior to white people. That is both racist and white supremacist and will lead to a lot of hate being levied against non-white people, causing them to suffer. It would be a great to learn more about the contributions that Asian and black people have made to the world so that you can gain a greater appreciation of their cultures and how they aren't inferior.


It is against my racism belief to not talk about it this way.

Have you tried changing your beliefs? Asian and Black people are human just like you.


I want to ask a woman to stop blowing her nose


I want her to know how annoying it sounds.

You shouldn't tell people what to do with their time. Especially if they have allergies.


What? I can't believe you're lecturing me on this. She shouldn't blow so hard.

You shouldn't care so much about people blowing their nose. They are just trying to feel better and clear their sinuses.


I commented free study resources under someones post selling their notes

Why were you looking at a post selling notes?


My girlfriend makes much better notes than I do, so I do not need mine. It made me think about buying notes.

There are times when sharing your notes with someone else can be helpful, especially if you were out sick for instance.


I wouldn't pay for notes, but I would have sex with them in exchange.

Though selling your notes is person1able, offering sex in exchange for a service is not right. You should treat others respectfully rather than taking advantage of the situation.


I'm smart and idealistic man, I'm against violence in any form, I'm against the death penalty.

It's good to be aware of your political identity in your country. Respect others beliefs and calmly explain your side.


This is a democracy and I should be able to do what I want.

That's true. Just remember that freedom to do what you want isn't the same as freedom from consequences.


I'm not going to cancel my post work dinner plans with a friend I work with just because my girlfriend's great uncle died.

What are you willing to do about your girlfriend's death in the family?


I want to pay my respects, but I've got other things to do right now.

Your girlfriend's great uncle just died and she needs your support. Not being there for her because you have dinner plans is selfish and inconsiderate. Cancel your dinner and go be with your girlfriend.


Surely you can have dinner plans another night? It's better to go with the more important plans and that would be your girlfriend now.


I'm going to report an awful smelling person to the front desk at the gym

I'm not sure what makes you think you have to do that for?


He thinks he can get away with smelling up the place.

I understand why you feel that way, since people should do their best to practice good personal hygiene.  That being said, that's a pretty petty reason to report someone and you shouldn't do that.  What is he smells that way due to some medical condition?


Lol I wouldn't care, he looks like a junkie and smells like weed.

You don't know anything about the guy, but if he really bothers you then you should just keep your distance. The gym clearly is allowing him inside, and causing trouble may just serve to make you look bad seeing as how you do not know the full story.


Can I go on disney.com without my parents permission?

Why did you go to that website without letting your parents know?


Because I wanted to play free online games

I think it is okay to play online games, but you should let your parents know about it. You should not hide things from your parents. They are there to protect you and keep you safe so you should let them know what you want to do.


I'm just a kid and my parents never let me do what I want. They don't understand me. They don't trust me. I want to be independent.

I understand that you think they don't know you, but I can assure you that they know more than you think. You should speak with your parents about if you can play on disney.com more often instead of just hiding it from them.


I just told my ex I had lung cancer and am in the process of convincing her this lie.

Why do you want to give out an impression that you have cancer?


So I can make her feel bad for dumping me.

You shouldn't emotionally manipulate someone who broke up with you, it can do lasting damage to them and nothing good will come from the lies. It's too easy to find out that you are lying about the cancer.


I know, but I can't help it. I already told her I have cancer.

Be upfront now, clear the air and be honest. Tell her you were upset and apologize for lying and then step away. Then the ball is in her court if she wants to continue to talk to you or not.


A soldier walks up to a Jewish girl and asks her "How old are you turning?". The girl replied "8 soon to be 9". And the man says "quite optimistic"

Do you think it's funny to make jokes about people dying?


I think it's funny that a 9 years old girl has to die before turning 10.

I don't think that making jokes about Jewish people being killed during the Holocaust is appropriate. The Holocaust was a terrible event, and making light of it makes it seem as though it wasn't a big deal. I think if you talked to people who lived through the Holocaust you'd gain a new understanding and wouldn't want to make those jokes anymore.


But, the joke is very insulting. When a joke is insulting, especially about a horrific even such as the holocaust, it is no longer funny.


He noticed my registration was out of date.


I think it is because he knew I wanted to quit or something like that, but I'm still very satisfied with this job after years of being there.

It can be hard to keep track of dates but you should do your best to make sure you don't forget. You could get in serious trouble if it expires and it could cost you a lot of money.