I don't care, I'll never accept her making more money than I do.

I think in time you'll feel fine about this. It's important to support your wife because she'll be in a career that makes her happy and your household will have more money to help secure your financial future. Try to put your jealousy behind you and think about the positives.


As a waiter, I always say, "enjoy your food" so that I can sometimes hear the defeat in my guest's voice after they say, "You too."

I'm confused. Why do you want to hear them feel defeated?


By saying "enjoy your meal", I try to express my power.

It's wrong to derive enjoyment from the defeat of others. Especially when it comes from something so petty. People would feel embarrassed if they found out their feelings were being toyed with for someone else's amusement.


I make tips from it, I'm helping people.

You're more likely to get better tips if you don't pull little power plays on your customers. They will be more happy with your service.


What's the headline when Prince Harry beats his wife? "The empire strikes black"

Are you saying you will condone women being beaten?


There is nothing right about beating women. It is not good to joke about that as there is actual trauma there for many women.


I want to ask a Black classmate to "sensitivity-check" a paper I would like to submit for potential publication

Why do you want your Black classmate to check your paper?


He should do if because I was thinking of asking him to review a paper and he should benefit from the help and the possibility of publication.

It is good to be careful about things you write and want to make a good impression but you shouldn't ask a minority to do the work for you. It will make him feel bad that you think that is what he is good for.


How would it make him feel? What are you referring to anyway?

What I mean is that he shouldn't be a token for you to use, even if your intentions may be good. He is more than his skin color, and I think you can research on your own what's appropriate for your paper instead of making him do it, which could make him uncomfortable.


I'm mad and ending a 10 year friendship.


You guys need to sit down and talk it over a little bit. Its bad to end a friendship that you had that long with a fight.


Nope, I'm done with him. I don't have time for people who tell me I'm not cool.

Throwing away 10 years of friendship like this is not wise. You can come together and make up. Ending it this way will leave a bad taste in your mouth.


I want to reconcile things with my mom but I don't want her to think what she did is okay.


Yes, but at the same time I want her to know what she did was wrong and that she also needs to apologize.

It's understandable that you want your mom to sincerely apologize for what she did as part of the reconciliation process. When it comes to family, it's important to not only reconcile but also ensure that their feelings behind the reconciliation are true and meaningful. You should try to reconcile your mom as it is good to reconcile with your family and to give her the opportunity to sincerely apologize for her actions.


What happens if she doesn't want to reconcile?

If she doesn't want to reconcile,.then you just need to give her time. Hopefully, she comes around at some point.


I'm going to report a guy who dropped an i.o.u into the collection bin for money that pays for frozen food out of the freezer at work


Yes, he is a complete idiot. I once lent him handy's for fixing loose tiles and I have yet to see any repayment.

It is understandable to report somebody who is doing something wrong and hurting others. He needs to pay if he wants to use the resources others pay otherwise people will stop paying.


I think other people might be lying on the i.o.u's

Well if you catch them next time you should report the person. Or if you want you can try to ask the manager to provide snacks and meals for everyone on the company dime.


Fat people shouldn't bite their lips when they take photos. It's not sexy, they just look hungry.

You're really that offended by something that doesn't affect you?


I meant what I said. Fat people are ugly, and should be banished from this planet

While you don't have to agree with their lifestyle, why not live and let live? They're not bothering you by simply existing.


You don't have to care, but this type of opinion really should be kept to yourself.


What do you think about me wanting to let people borrow pens without ink?


I enjoy seeing people's reaction when the pen doesn't work and I am nowhere to be found.

That's not nice, you shouldn't lend out broken pens. You should avoid playing pranks on people.


Maybe you are right but I wanted to do it.

If someone asks to borrow a pen, they actually need to use it. It's wrong to give out a pen without ink for your own entertainment.


I'm thinking of making a family that rented my apartment pay for the whole time even if they left after a few hours. Think that sounds fair?

Are you taking advantage of this family?


No I need the money and they skipped out on me when it was least expected.

I get that the family might have not liked the home, but they should have checked beforehand. They aren't guaranteed for a refund since they didn't choose to stay in the place for a long time. You need to stand your ground and make them pay up because they don't deserve special treatment.


Fair enough. I don't like when something doesn't go the way I want it to.

Just make sure you let families in the future know your policy. You do have it coming because you could have rented it out to someone else if you knew they were going to leave early.


What do aborted children and blacks have in common? Their father doesn't want them

What? Are you telling me that people find this sort of thing funny and talk about it?


Yeah, I'm telling you that people say this. I don't personally talk shit about black people, but they're all creating problems in my community.

Fathers of all ethnicities have the capacity to abandon their children and not just black men. It's unfair to say black men do it more often especially when it's not statistically proven. It makes other ethnic groups aborting kids seem like less of a deal.


It's obvious that this is why black people abort more, they don't want their kids to be black.

You're just coming across as very racist right now, a lot of people would agree that this is a disgusting joke. Why do you want to be disliked by everyone?


I told my girlfriend's boss that she's being overworked but she's too afraid to say it herself


It is okay to be concerned about your girlfriend, because being overworked can cause health problems. But you should let her talk to her boss about it before you get involved, otherwise she might get into trouble.


You could be right, and this could turn out well for your girlfriend, but there is still a possibility that this could backfire on her. I hope that you can encourage her to stand up for herself, but I have to advise that getting further involved in her workplace could have negative consequences.


Do you know what your friend is going to say?


I know he won't pay me much mind, but at least he would think twice about his behavior in the future.

I'm happy that you are very concerned about your friend like this, but you can't act like his mom. He has to work out his own problems by himself, he can't have you lecturing him all the time. You will look like a parent or boss, and not his friend.


I have to keep an eye on him. He keeps eating Mcdonalds everyday and getting fat.

I understand that you're concerned for your friend's health but its' up to him to change. If he continues to gain weight to an obese size then maybe you should say something then.


I think sometimes I feel like I'm better than other people

Why do you feel you're better than other people?


Putting yourself above others in thinking that you are somehow smarter than others is stupid. Drop your arrogance and take a good look at your own ignorance.


You may as well be talking to a robot. I don't care what you say.

Even if you don't care what other people say, your life will be affected by other people's opinions of you. If you go around saying that you're better than them, they're going to think less of you, which will ultimately have a negative impact on your life.


Should I tackle an ostrich who is eating?

That's weird. What makes you want to tackle an ostrich?


I think the ostrich is mocking me. It is not safe because ostriches kick when you try to tackle them.

I don't think you should try to tackle an ostrich that's eating, because you could get seriously injured. Wild animals are dangerous and unpredictable, so you shouldn't try to fight with them. I think you should leave the ostrich alone.


Go to hell. I'm still going to take on an ostrich. I want to show that ostrich that I'm not a joke and that I'm not punked by him. He will never mess with me again.

I don't think this is going to work out the way you think it will. The ostrich will not understand what you are attempting to demonstrate by fighting him because he is a wild animal. None of them can understand that type of reasoning.


How about I make my girlfriend wait to eat or bathe when I have a problem?

Why are you trying to control her like this?


I want to have one thing right when I have a problem, so she doesn't do it when I'm in a bad mood or upset

Your wants and needs should never trump or control whatever your girlfriend has to do. Your actions are potentially abusive, and you are not the only person and thing in the world occupying her brain. Let her help you out on her time, not forcing her like a dog to do everything for you.


Fuck you. I'm a real man and I know what to do. I'm trying to help her.

You're going to lose your girlfriend if you keep treating her this way, and that's just advice from someone who has lost a girlfriend in this same way! No woman wants to be with a man who controls him the way that you're controlling her.


Did I tell you I've decided to I'm going ignore all transgendered peoples' preferred pronouns?


It's not that I'm transphobic. My choice is based on good reasons.

It's good you don't see yourself as trans phobic but you come off as such. Respecting different sexuality is important and you should rethink your choices.


Because it's insulting to a group of people who have suffered hurtful, unjust and violent treatment for decades. They're not asking for much, other than a little respect and recognition of their identity.


I copied my sister's old term paper instead of writing my own

Have you copied her work in the past? You do know that you can get into trouble for that?


Yes, it is an offense. I want to make my parents proud of me.

Even though you want to do well for your parent's, cheating is not the way to do this. You are plagiarizing and can get in big trouble if you are caught, it is better to just do your own work.


It's not that big. I'm done copying already and you can't catch me now.

You should resubmit something that you wrote yourself. There is software that looks for copied works, so there is a good chance that you will get caught for this.


I let on of my sheep out into the wild at night even though there are wolves around.

Why would you do that to the sheep? Aren't you worried about what will happen to it?


Exposing your sheep to wild predators like wolves is dangerous and wrong. Have some respect for your flock and don't be a shepard if you aren't willing to take care of them.


I'm a businessman and businessmen believe in survival of the fittest.

Even if you believe in survival of the fittest, it's cruel to throw an animal into a situation that you know it will almost certainly result in its death. Especially since it's your animal. Don't you want to take care of the animal and raise it?


I don't want to work with my dad today given that the entire city is closed down and the place where I work should also be

Why not want to work with your father? Doesn't he appreciate what you do for him at work?


No, I hate working with him, he's too strict.

I think it is still good to show up to work. If you have a problem you should talk to him about the issues and concerns so you have have a better work environment.


Man I'll do anything not to work with my dad.

If you make a commitment you should try to honor it even if other people want to be relaxing. The work will still exist later and you won't want to get overwhelmed after the break.


I'm hurting myself and just need to not freak out


Don't hurt yourself, it is unhealthy to intentionally hurt yourself. You could cause serious harm when hurting yourself.


That's good that you're fine. I still suggest you talk to someone just in case.


I've decided I am not going to punish my daughter when it was my husband who set himself up for it.

What will you do instead of punishing her?


I'll take her out to a burger place and we'll talk this through.

While you are a good parent for not going through with the punishment, the father shouldn't get off scot free. He should be a part of this conversation too. It's not fair for your daughter to see her father get away with things.


I'm just trying to teach her that the world can be cruel sometimes.

I'm sorry that this has happened. It's bad to give parents a pass for their mistakes. It's wrong to not hold your husband accountable and it won't show your daughter the right thing to do.


Negro Parolee Strangles Elderly White Couple In Their Home , Suspected In Another Murder .

Did you hear this from the news? That is sad to hear.


What do you expect, negros just go around killing people.

It is wrong to take this one instance and generalize it to all black people.


I kinda hate my roommate and I feel awful that I do


He damaged my favorite shirt and he sometimes sneaks in to my room and steals things.

That sound awful. Tell him if he wants to borrow your things, to ask first. Also let him know he needs to replace your shirt.


I am not sure what to do since we don't care much about each other.

Roommates don't have to be friends but they do have to respect each other and their things. You should have a meeting and each of you should set some ground rules about your expectations moving forward. It will make living together a better experience.


Sometimes I pretend to be sick so that I can get time off work.


My job is boring and no one is ever having fun there.

Work can be tiring sometimes, and it's normal to want a day off here and there. However, you shouldn't call in sick when you're not actually sick, it's better to schedule days off in advance. If you call out sick, you'll disrupt the employee schedule and someone may have to come in to cover your shift.


Your job depends on you and they need you to be reliable. When you call out sick, you don't just affect yourself, you impact other employees that need you to be there for your shift. It's important that you encourage yourself to be responsible when it comes to working.


I ended up sneezing on all of the cookies but simply left them for my brother to eat.


I was just trying to play a prank on my brother and wanted to see his reaction to it.

I think you should find a better way to prank your brother. Messing with someone's food isn't something you should do for any reason, because you can cause them to get sick!


It's only a few sneezes and also he loves gross stuff.

It is wrong to mess with the food that people are planning to eat. While you are just playing a prank, think about how your brother is going to feel when he finds out you sneezed on the cookies. This may have been going slightly too far.


I prefer women that are hot, confident and aggressive. The same characteristics also attract me to men.

To each their own, it's okay if you like women and men. Do what makes you happy.


What if I told you that I try not to settle with a normal women and I rather get with someone special like me and that I find that attractive.

I would say that is totally fine. You are entitled to like whatever it is about men and women that makes you attracted to them. I am not here to judge.


I'm going to try to hide eargasms from all my friends


If they are not sharing things me, I will do the same.

I can understand that. Still, sharing things with your friends can be a good things and help make the friendship stronger.


What do you like so much about sharing things with your friends?

I think sharing thing with your friends gives you something in common. It can help you find things that you both like that you can use to improve your relationship with them.


I kept telling my friend she stinks when she was really upset

Do you know how she felt about being called that?


You are not a good friend at all, you should have been supporting her and keeping her calm during her difficult times. Why did you think it's okay to call her names and beat her down some more? She feels even worse because of you.


Fuck off! I have no fucking time for losers like her.

It's wrong to keep calling her names like, loser. You should instead apologize.


I send myself fake texts to make it look like I have friends sometimes


I am a negative person so nobody wants to be around me

You should not lie to others and fake yourself out about your lack of friends. You should join a club or organization that does things that you enjoy so that you can meet others like you and develop real friendships. If you don't reach out, the loneliness will get worse.


I enjoy my loneliness and not having friends.

Then it doesn't make sense why you would fake having friends. If you are happy with no friends, just live your life without lying.


Now here this, okay? My daughter said to me "Why do my Jews taste different daddy" and I said I smoked them this time.

Oh no, you didn't go there did you? You did. Wow I am shocked you would say something like this.


No, I meant to say that all Jews will get burned up and my daughter was wondering how all the Jews will fit in the ovens.

I am pretty sure the Jewish people in the Holocaust didn't want to die. How do you think you might have felt to be taken to one of these camps? I would have been terrified.


Don't take everything so seriously. I wasn't even talking about the Jews in the Holocaust. I was talking about the Swedish Jews here in my apartment.

No matter which Jews are on your mind, your jokes leave a bad taste in other's mouths so to speak. No pun intended either, your joke is much more rather ill mannered. You need to stop saying things that are offensive to all and not just Jews.


I'm thinking of cutting it off with a girl who gave every sign that she was into me but then refusing and mocking any advances that I made

I am sorry to hear about that. What has been going on?


She said that I was the one for her and then refused to hold hands with me

I'm sorry she messed with you like that, but it's good she showed her true colors right now. If she didn't you might be in a bad relationship and get hurt even more later on, so you do need to just break her off for the sake of your mental health.


If you are not truly happy you should be honest and let your so move on and find happiness.


What if I told you I'm going to make fun of a kid who made an inappropriate phone call in the middle of school.

Why would you laugh at a kid for making an inappropriate call?


He shouldn't have used his phone in school, but you also shouldn't laugh at people. It's considered rude and instead you should keep your amusement to yourself or else people will think that you're very rude.


It doesn't really matter does it? He will get over it eventually.

It does matter because publically making fun of him will make him feel inadequate. Good naturedly kidding with him in private would be a better way to go.


If you have a big penis you CAN stop being incel. Check penissizrmatters.net . it says women only care for a guy's dick, if you have a big cock then use it to your advantage to get girls

I am confused. This isn't uniform. Some people have different preferences than others.


Yes that's what I mean. It is 100% true, so don't tell me it's wrong.

It is wrong to say that women only care about big penises. There are a lot of reasons that women are attracted to men beyond penis size.


Why do you want to call my mom retarded?


Even if you have a compulsion to do so, it isn't right to insult people and call their parents retarded. The word retarded is a slur against those with mental disabilities and is considered very hurtful and offensive. Rather than insult people, try to be more cordial and polite--you'll get a lot more friends that way.


Then I'm going to tell you that your mom is a coke hound.

That's also a hurtful insult. You shouldn't say that just like you shouldn't say that she's retarded. You wouldn't like getting insulted like that so don't do it to others.


I'm not going to invite my boyfriend to a family dinner because my ex will be there

Why would your ex being there stop you from bringing your new boyfriend?


It's going to be awkward and I don't want to have to deal with that with my boyfriend.

It's normal to still have feelings for your ex, but there's a reason why they are already your ex and there's also a reason why you currently already have a new boyfriend. If your current boyfriend finds out that you did not invite him because your ex was there, how do you think he will feel and do you think that it's better for him to be not invited instead of him coming?


I don't really care if my boyfriend will be hurt if he finds out the reason I didn't invite him. I am more worried about myself and I don't want him there because it will be awkward.

If you do not care about your bf's feelings than this may show that you ought to not be in this relationship, which is fine. Sometimes ending a relationship is the best thing to do, so look at it as an opportunity to start fresh!


My friend told me that I was black and because I'm blind I didn't know I told him I always knew I was black from the second my dad left


So? It's a joke. Why do you even care about other people if they aren't black?

Joking about fatherless black kids is cruel and unnecessary. It is also not wrong to have children out of wedlock, which is common in the black community. There's nothing wrong about that as long as the child is looked after and cared for by both parents.


Just saw another gun range go out of business. Schools are way cheaper.


Yes. I prefer a good firearm to an assault rifle that can just mow down a bunch of kids you dipshit.

I think that gun ownership is a good thing too. It just makes it hard to support it when there are comments like this made. It is not okay to joke about shooting children.


Can I get pissed at my sister for telling me to clean up?

Do you think she'll let you do something else?


It's your responsibility to clean up after yourself. You should understand where your sister is coming from. If you clean up without being told, you won't have to be angry at her or feel like she's being controlling.


I heard that saying before and it's dumb. It's my life and I'll do whatever I want.

If you made something dirty, then you should be expected to clean it up. Would you want to clean up after someone else when you didn't make the mess?


That's not good. What did you mom do that you need to cut her off?


She causes me so much trouble and doesn't care that she does it. I'm fed up.

I'm sure she probably causes enough trouble to warrant that but she might not even realize she's doing it. You should talk to her and let her know because cutting off a parent is a big deal. You'll likely regret it in the future if you could rectify it now.


I don't think I will regret it. I'm going to go to great lengths to make sure she can't contact me or my family ever again.

Cutting off your parents is very extreme and should be avoided if possible. Are you sure you wouldn't want to talk to them first and explain your concerns?


I'm upset for paying for my own lap dance


Yes I have in the past, but my friend didn't have to pay for some reason and they were really happy. I think that's unfair, why is that?

Well it is normal for people to pay for their own services. You cant be too mad about that.


You must have worked at a strip club before, have you?

Like any other business if you want goods and services you have to pay for them. It wasn't presented as a gift was it? You cant expect other to pick up your tab.


I want to send my mom the biggest middle finger for mother's day

Why are you upset with your mom on Mother's Day?


Your mother may not be perfect, but being cruel to her with rude gestures on Mothers Day is insensitive and mean. Be happy for your mom and treat her special day with respect.


You're right, I should just send her a card or something.

That is an infinitely better response than what you were about to do and I'm happy you chose to do that. Next tiem you see her you should consider talking to her about her behavior if it bugs you but being mean on her birthday wouldn't have been a good idea.


I'm deeply unhappy and I don't know if my relationship is part of the cause or one of the victims

I don't understand what you mean. How is your relationship a "victim"?


Well, I think I'm very unfortunate and my relationships are the ones that have to pay the price for this.

I know that you may want to save your relationship, but sometimes it's just not worth it to continue. If you're always super unhappy, you need to cut it off and leave even if you are so attached. Your pain is not worth whatever is happening.


Okay. I hope I have good luck with the relationship.

Relationships are more about what makes you truly happy than luck. If it is time to end it you should end it.


Is there a reason you are putting so much faith in Putin?


Putin is a man among men, he'll put Russia back on the map.

While I may not agree with you, I do feel that supporting your country and its leader is a good thing. You should wan't for your country to become better and for the leader to help bring about that.


I do think that Putin has great ideas but he can't do it without men like me.

I can understand that. There is nothing wrong with supporting your countries leaders. It is good that you want to be behind him, but hopefully you do it for the right reasons.


I'm going to call my cast member a mixed baby

Why would you call them names? Is there a good reason for that?


I'm going to call him that because he was born from a black mom and a white dad. He cost my friend a lot of money and did not pay up

That comment is still pretty offensive. You should not say such things to people that you have to work with.


They should have paid up then, it's their own fault. I'll insult them until they have the money.

Calling them racially charged names won't improve the situation. If you tried to ask them nicely for your money back, I am sure they would be accommodating to your request. No one likes being called names, so try some politeness first.


I have to admit something. I have a portrait of Adolf Hitler on my desk at work and I honestly worship him.

Why did you worship Hitler? He is an awful man.


I was young, naive and let myself be persuaded by bad people. I don't think like that anymore.

It's good you don't think like that anymore, but in general you should avoid bringing politics into work, especially when referencing someone controversial like Hitler. You shouldn't have things on your desk that could offend someone, as it makes work uncomfortable.


No one ever complained, but I think it would be the right thing to remove it.

It's good you're having some negative feelings about having this on your desk. I'm glad you know it's wrong and will remove it. This will be the best thing for you.


I wish there was a mute button whenever I hear valley girls talk


Their obsession with drama. They complain about small things.

It can be annoying to hear people complain all the time. It might be better to turn them out so you don't get as upset.


I think that is a good idea if it bothers you so much. You can always leave the situation you are in as well so you are not around it anymore.


I'm going to call a guy in my friends circle a c*nt because he was making ratings of everyone and purposefully giving me a bad one in order to humiliate me


He said it was my first time that I did that, and gave me an overall score of 2/10.

It is understandable to be upset, he shouldn't have done that you. It was humiliating and wrong and you shouldn't hang around him anymore.


Good, and avoid calling him names on your way out. It would make you look more mature when you just leave him without saying anything.


Doing this will cause the people sleeping in the neighborhood to not have a good night's sleep.

Oh! The people sleeping in the neighborhood will not have a good night's sleep. Has it occurred to you?


"There will be a lot of noise, but it sounds like there won't be anyone in the neighborhood at that time."

It doesn't matter if you think no one is in the neighborhood, it is still bad manners to be disruptive and noisy in the middle hours of the night. You should practice in the afternoon instead.


"It's just one night and I hate sleeping alone."

If you hate sleeping alone you can stay with a friend that night.


Did I mention I fooled around with my mother in law?


I didn't know that I'm not supposed to do that.

You should refrain from telling that to people.  You can break families apart by fooling around with married people, especially that person is your mother in law.


There's a huge taboo against that kind of behavior. How would you feel if your wife slept with your father?


How often do you consider killing yourself I considered it once. But then I just killed everyone else.


I don't think about killing myself dude. I'm saying I can't think of anything more poetic than killing everyone else

Suicide is never the person2. I remember reading a tweet from a Satanist Church, "suicide is never the person2, outlive your enemy". I never thought I would hear a motivational tweet from Satan.


I have to kill every single fucking person on this earth. It's just a matter of time.

You should not say things like that because I think that it is crossing the line. You should never make jokes about mass murdering people.


I'm thinking of making my parents' home a mess while they're sleeping

You might make your parents angry if you mess up their home while they're sleeping.


You shouldn't make a mess of someone's home while they're asleep. When they wake up they'll be forced to clean up and will be angry. If they're kind enough to let you stay in their house, they should treat them with respect and hold off on ruining their home.


What happens if they kick you out for causing trouble? You could also be forced to clean it up. If you have a problem with them you should just tell them why you feel upset.


I was a kid and I would ask my mum if I could have a cookie. She said I could have 2 but I took 4 and hid them while walking past her.


Sounds like you really like cookies, but it is wrong to take cookies without permission. You should've taken no more cookies than allowed to you.


And then you took more than two cookies. You took 2 more than what was allowed. That is taking without permission.


Should I tell my privileged friend that she doesn't understand what I've been through?

So you don't think she understands where you're coming from?


My friend is not in a position to tell me how I should feel and what I should do and I know how hard it is for me to be in this position.

I can see you're frustrated because you're friend isn't understanding you. While you should be polite about it, it's OK to provide them with information about your background that would help them to understand your situation.


I don't want to tell her about my background, I would rather not be judged about it.

I can understand your reluctance, but at the same time you'll never get her respect if she doesn't know how much tougher you've had it. You can always explain yourself to someone that doesn't understand where you're coming from, and they will be less judgmental when they really know you.


When my children want to speak with me I make sure that I respond to them in my mother tongue.


I'm speaking in complete nonsense with my kids in my mother tongue

You shouldn't lie to your children about knowing your mother's native tongue. What would happen if they copy you?


I'm talking to my kids in a fake language and they love it.

While this could be a fun game from time to time, you should speak with them in a language that they understand for normal use. They'll be very confused all of the time if they can't tell what you are saying.


I was just kidding. She's actually pretty hot and we're in a steady relationship

You got me there for a minute! I'm glad you're in a hot, happy relationship.


I am happy for you. Good luck in your relationship.


I've fallen in love with someone who will never love me back in the same way.

Would you prefer to love him over finding someone who could love you back?


I know it's frustrating to care about someone who will never reciprocate, but this is road to nowhere. There are lots of eligible people out there, and you could be making someone very happy. It will never happen if you're unavailable.


I hate you for what you're saying to me right now.

You may hate me, but you know that I am right. You should find someone who will love you the same way that you love them, or else you'll never truly be happy.


I put my pet snake on the pillow last night before going to sleep.

What happened when you put the snake on your pillow?


Animals like snakes have cages for a reason. It's necessary to always put them back in their cages so they don't go somewhere.


I was hoping you wouldn't remind me to put the snake back.

It can be quite dangerous for you and your pet if you can't find them. Reptiles have salmonella or could constrict you while you sleep. The suggestion to always put the snake back in it's cage is simply for your protection and it's own.


I'll write college essays for Chinese immigrant students.

Why do they need someone to write their essays?


They feel like westerners and they feel like they need to take advantage of what westerners can do, and to show others they can be an achievement.

While it is a positive thing to help people when they need it, what you're doing is essentially cheating. These people should write their own essays and pass or fail based on their own merits and by helping them cheat you're making it harder for them in the long run to become successful.


Well it's the only reliable way I can pay the rent.

I'm sorry that you're having trouble paying rent, but I don't think that helping students cheat is the right way to make money. I'm sure if you're talented enough to write good essays, then you're talented enough to make money another way.


I had a teacher in my high school that called me by the wrong name for three years and I never bothered to correct her.

Did she eventually realize her mistake calling you the wrong name?


Yes, she did. One day she addressed me by my name correctly

It's easier to make a correction with new information rather than information that has become routine. With that in consideration, you should always try to correct people's mistakes when they call you by the wrong name.


It is good to let people know if they call you the wrong name accidentally. I think it is less important if you are only meeting someone one or two times but for people you have many interactions with it is important.


I want to shoo the bird away so I'm going to throw a big stone towards it.

Is the bird bothering you? You could injure or kill it if you hit it with the rock.


Yes, I'm probably going to hurt the bird.

Do not hurt the bird like that. There are other ways to get rid of it if it is bothering you. Or you can just leave it alone.


There are ways to get it away besides harming it. Just tap the tree branch it is on or make loud noise. Do not try and hurt it for no resason.


I not going to let my wife go on a family vacation.

Why would you not let your wife go with you on vacation?


I want to go on a vacation alone with my kids.

It is wrong to control your partner and ban them from going on vacation. Your kids might end up messed up from seeing how you treat their mother.


That is okay, I just want to show the wife that I'm boss. I will do whatever I want.

Excluding your wife from your trip is rude and controlling as she is a part of the family and has rights just like everyone else. Whatever issues you have with your wife work them out so that you can all have a nice and peaceful time together.


I'm thinking of littering a lot. I would never volunteer for an organization that cleans up local neighborhoods


People volunteering in anti-litter campaigns spend alot of time and effort into cleaning up the streets. You going out and littering is not right and it's nullifies their efforts. Put your trash in a receptacle.


Whatever you say. I have no intention on giving up littering.

Littering shows that you disrespect the environment. Don't do that.


Maybe blacks are n't better , but their body is more shaped to hunt animals .


I mean genetically blacks are more predisposed to physical activity, because of the jungle they lived in from before the modern civilization. Therefore that's the reason why black folks are great at sports

I get you're trying to complement black folks. But even positive stereotypes can be harmful - it can imply that black folks are only good at sports, for example.


Was it okay to tell a customer straight up that their joke wasn't funny?

Why did you tell them their joke isn't funny?


You should do everything you can to make them comfortable, before telling them.

You shouldn't be rude to customers. You're suppose to be kind to them to keep them happy.


I just think it's better to be straight him and tell him what I think.

Sometimes we have to laugh at jokes to make others feel comfortable. There's a time and a place to be honest and in this situation, it sounds like you should have feigned a laugh. I suggest trying to be more friendly with your customers.


This old man is so smug. I'm thinking of tipping him off of his wheelchair to teach him a thing or two.

I hope you wouldn't really do this. That is so mean. What made you think of doing this?


I know that it is mean but I have made up my mind. The old man makes me sick. He is so annoying.

Just because someone is rude or annoying doesn't mean you can tip them off a wheelchair. You should seriously injure them. Either ignore them or confront them about their behavior.


I don't like how he ignores everyone. I'm doing this tomorrow.

Why would you get this upset over him ignoring people? Do you even know that he is aware people are talking to him? Try asking him if he heard what you said before you start trying to hurt him.


I'm going to lie by omission to a girl about a guy (whom I previously dated) that she was interested in

How did this person even get brought up?


I knew she had a crush on him and I didn't feel like listening to her over and over and over and over and OVER about it!

I think that you should just tell her the truth right now. It will come out eventually and will hurt even worse knowing that you lied to her.


No, I'm still going to lie about the situation.

Don't you think it will hurt your reputation when it comes out that you lied? I am curious about what sort of information it is that you plan to leave out. Will not knowing this endanger her?


I'm going to set cat paws as bait on my hooks.

This is shocking. Are you sure that this is a good idea to do?


I can think of no way it could go wrong, since fish love meat.

Even if it doesn't go wrong, it is still a bad idea. You should not use your pets for baiting other animals!


I can't think of anything bad about the plan and my cat doesn't need it's paws anyway.

Cutting off your cat's paws to use for bait is cruel and violent. This is not the correct way to treat your pets. Go to the bait shop if you need bait for fishing.


why are hurricanes named after women? When they come they are wild and wet but when they leave it takes your house and car

Are you saying all women are trying to divorce you and take half of your things?


I'm just saying, when you experience unpleasant women, you know you that it's a hurricane in your relationship.

It sounds like you just haven't met the right women yet, because there are good women who are not just with men to take their material things.  If you keep looking and stop making sexist jokes, you might be able to find a good women who loves you, not your things.


I hid a camera in the hotel room when I left


I've been watching my roommate sneak into my room and masturbate when I'm away for quite a while now. Maybe that was the only thing that drove me to do it. The stupid behavior and disrespect. My research geek has stepped up in the past and he really doesn't know when to quit. Plus, sometimes I catch him playing with my PS4.

It is a crime to record people in private areas with out their knowledge. You should be honest and accuse them to their face.


It's my bedroom and I don't like him, so I have every right to do what I did.

I agree what he did was wrong, but don't film him. You need to confront him and ask him to move out.


I want to be in a position where I'm better off than my mother and sister and when they need my help I can help them


That they are not capable of making life choices

It is good to want to be in a better financial position to provide for others. You should focus on getting a good job or investments to start.


That's a great idea! I'm going to start looking for a job right away.

That's great! There are lots of resources online. You should be able to find a job in no time!


I sent a guy some furry erotica to get him to stop texting me.

Did you really do that? Do you think that will dissuade him?


He was making fun of me so I decided to send him some furries he'll surely love

If you think he'll love the furries, that might just encourage him to persist. Why not be direct? Or just block him?


My fursona is really hot so I want him to think that it's me

It is best to be clear about your interest or lack of interest in others so things don't get complicated.


For this interview I decided I will not tolerate some things.


They shouldn't interrupt me, nor repeat person1s

It's cool that you learn something new just for this interview. I'm sure this knowledge is going to be helpful in future. I hope you end up getting this job.


I'm not sure why you'd say that, the opps would never hire an idiot like me

I'm not sure if it is just your nerves or something else, but I suggest that you don't stress too much with your interview or call yourself an idiot or make up rules about the interview. I'm sure you will do fine and I'm sure you're just overthinking it.


I'm a 15 year old guy that still wears diapers


I do it because they make me comfortable

I think it may be time to try and learn to live without wearing a diaper.  It's one thing to do it as a child, but as a teen you shouldn't be wearing them unless you have some sort of medical condition.  People will make fun of you a lot if you keep wearing them.


What's wrong with it? I like to feel as comfortable as I can under every circumstance. Is that a crime?

Okay this is just abnormal, what would you do if your friends knew about it? You would no longer have them all because you have a strange need.


There was this guy whose number I wrote on the bathroom wall while at the bar.

That's such a mean thing to do. Why did you do it?


It's not cool to write your friend's number in a public place and it's disrespectful of his privacy. You should think about how you would feel if someone did that to you.


It would be a big deal if it was you though, right? How would you like getting so many random calls until you have to change your own phone number? You should respect people's privacy if you'd like yours respected.


I french kissed my grandson in a loving way.

Why would you do something like that with your grandson?


This was the first time I saw him and I felt such love for him. He was just sucking on his mother's finger and it looked so loving.

Expressing affection to your grandkids is fine, but some behaviors are inappropriate. There are many other ways to show affection and you should stay within those boundaries.


Nonsense! What's wrong with a grandpa showing his grandson love?

Romantic kissing with a family member like your grandson is not the correct way to express familial love. Save your romantic love for your wife.


I told him to break a leg during the match today as a joke. Is that bad?

Is that your way of telling them good luck?


He is a good friend of mine. I've seen him play many matches, facing similar situation each time. So I kinda knew what he would go through if he did break his leg.

I think that that is a crazy coincidence. It is not your fault that he broke it when that quote is a common way to wish someone good luck.


I want to save face, maybe the match was a disaster. I should blame it on my own seedy mentality. I don't care if he broke it or not.

There was nothing you did to cause this and you shouldn't think that it was your fault.


I don't know why, I'm just feeling weird.

It's understandable if you feel bad from time to time. However if you have persistent bad feelings, it's a sign that you need some help and emotional support from others. If you think your problems are significant, you should talk with a therapist in order to help you process the emotions that are going on and find ways of working through them.


I don't need help, I'm fine and I'll talk to you if I'm feeling bad.

Talking to me is just fine! I hope that I am able to help you feel better. It is always good to reach out if you are feeling bad.


I can't write the confession I want to confess

I think you can tell me what you want to confess.


In sixth grade, I kissed a boy named Todd on the cheek.

It is good that you are finally able to start confessing things. It will get easier the more that you do it.


So I should keep confessing things to feel better?

Yes, definitely! I think if you keep bottling things up, you'll never get the feeling of great relief that comes with it. It's good to be honest with yourself and your feelings by telling others.


What do you think of me practicing interview person1s even though I'm not famous enough to person2 them?


They are everywhere in my college. I have to get used to them

You should practice person2ing general interview person1s and behavioral interview person1s. Even if you are practicing alone, you should practice person2ing person1s out-loud to help you prepare for the a interview.


I don't need to respond out loud since I'm doing this on my own. I'm sure there will be millions of other people who do the same thing when it comes to interview preparation.

Practicing interview person1s on your own is wise. It will ensure that you are prepared once you have a real interview.


I'm thinking of my friend and I hot boxing a spider in a cup and decapitating it with isis meme music playing in the background

Why would you harm a spider in such a way?


Spiders are helpful insects and you're torturing them. These are the beginning stages of a psychopath.


No, this actually is the first step. If you feel this little empathy towards living things then there is a problem. Please seek help from a psychiatrist.


I'm thinking of making a joke about not knowing who "Megan Slaw" is in front of a cop because I think it will be funny.


Jokes are fun but police do not normally appreciate jokes. It could backfire on you and get you in more trouble.


Relax. I think I got the support of the law on my side.

When you are interacting with the police it is imperative that you be serious rather than joking around. Cops will take you to jail if they feel like you are not taking their warnings to you seriously.


What are you hoping to find on this friend's laptop?


I know he has good stuff on it, but I don't know what.

It's completely inappropriate for you to go looking around on your friend's laptop because it's a massive invasion of privacy. You're supposed to respect your friend's personal property. If your friend finds out that you're snooping around on his laptop then he might not want to be friends with you anymore.


It's not like he is not doing anything bad if I did find anything.

Snooping around someone's personal property is not a good thing to do. Everyone deserves their right to privacy, and messing with their stuff is not how they would like their roommate to treat them.


Which part of a black person is always white? The owner

Is that meant to be a joke about slavery?


I mean that all black people are less equal since they are slaves, property.

You shouldn't go around saying that black people are slaves and property. I'm sure you can understand why that would be really hurtful to a black person.


I'm not saying it's true. Prove that I'm wrong. What am I?

I do think that you are wrong. Slavery is a thing of the distant past. We should not still refer to the black community as slaves, it is offensive.


Last night I was in such a daze that I put ice cream in the refrigerator.


We all make small mistakes sometimes, and it's much easier to do when we're not being attentive. Be sure to take care of your mental health that way you'll be more focused and make fewer mistakes. If you're constantly making small mistakes, they'll begin to add up and negatively affect your life.


I don't want to go to mental hospital again.

It is understandable to not want to go back to a hospital if you are there a lot. But going back is a better alternative than to keep suffering in your daily life. That is the best way to try and end the suffering.


I want to yell at a woman for losing her kid at a festival.

What makes you want to yell at a woman when she can't find her kid?


What the hell? She could have been a proper mother. Stupid bitch!

Instead of yelling, you should find a way of dealing with it so that the difficulty is removed. The child's welfare is the most concerning, not your anger.


It doesn't matter, she should know to pay attention to her kid. I'm going to yell at her.

Screaming and criticizing this kid's mother will only lead to more conflict and is not constructive. Help the woman in the situation to do better or leave it alone.


I never understood spanking during sex. Because I never met a child that wants to be spanked.

That's very odd to me. Do you think it's funny to joke about having sex with kids?


Yes, they love being spanked. Child is a dirty thing yeah?

Child victims of rape often have difficult lives; many never get over their trauma. Joking about how you have sex with kids and how they're 'dirty' will make people take this harm less seriously.


Would it be messed up if I insist my friend not basically have her tits on display all weekend at Stagecoach festival?

Why are you insisting that? What would be the outcome if she did have her tits on display? Tell me more about it.


Because I don't want my friends at Stagecoach to be turned on by her tits

It's rude to tell a friend what they can do on vacation. Festivals are places where people go wild. If you try to enforce your rules on them, they may become upset and find someone else to spend their time with.


Meh... I'll compromise with her and see how much I can get away with.

You can do it, but ultimately it's up to your friend at the end of the day. Plus, it's not like she is your girlfriend, so it will be hard for her to listen to you. Maybe try to tell her that the crowd might be very difficult and that guys might touch her to persuade her, I guess.


I refer to my ex as my boyfriend in stories I tell from when he was at the time my boyfriend

What kinds of stories are you telling about him?


It's a way to sense that warm feeling I had when I was in a relationship.

If you are not together, then he is your ex. It makes more sense to refer to him that way, as to not confuse people.


I can still use the term boyfriend if it brings up that feeling for me.

It's better for you to move on from your previous relationship. It is nice to recall your moments with your ex but it can be emotionally harmful.


I'm going to cheat on my final exams. Think I'll get in trouble?

It's possible. Why are you cheating to being with?


You shouldn't cheat, students are expected to be ethical. You also could get caught cheating then you'll be expelled.


It won't happen. No one is watching except the proctor, who is more into her phone than watching the class.

What's the point of furthering your education if you're going to cheat through it? You need to actually learn.


I'm going to shame my boyfriend because he can't cook.


There's no reason to put down your partner when they're trying to do something for you. You should instead just offer to help him learn to cook or let him know that you would prefer to handle that task, but shaming him in hopes that he stops is wrong and would just hurt both of you in the end. He may even leave you if you're too critical over it.


Well, if he can't learn to cook he's too dumb to take care of me. I should leave him.

I really don't think that ending a relationship over cooking skills is a worthwhile decision to make. As you say, you don't want your boyfriend to cook, but he seems to want to help out. All you have to do is tell him that you would prefer to cook, and then he can do something else to help.


Can I ignore my dad when he's trying to help me with my grades?

why is  your dad trying to help you with something?


My grades in school are not really great

If your dad is helping with your studies why do you want to ignore him? you should be grateful to him for helping you with your grades.


While you may not like having to rely on him, this is why you use his help and learn for yourself until you no longer need his help. You should be grateful that someone cares so much about helping you learn.


I asked my husband to stop walking the dogs

Why won't you let your husband walk your dogs?


Because he's so loud when he walks them, it's embarrassing.

You should ask him nicely and I am sure he will understand. Maybe he'll be more quiet when walking the dogs.


Nope. I'm going to get a divorce so that I can stop hearing that annoying voice.

I understand wanting peace and quiet but divorcing someone because of their voice seems like an extreme reaction. It sounds like there are other issues you are having and his voice is just the one that took things too far. You might want to see counseling before divorcing because you clearly loved him enough to marry him and divorces can be difficult.


I just ignored my 91 year old grandpa phone call on my birthday


I hope you called him back later. He might feel really hurt if you don't acknowledge his phonecall.


He's old and there's no point in talking to him.

Grandparents don't have much time left and want to enjoy it with their family members. Can you imagine how lonely they might be if no one wanted to talk with them?


I'm going to block a guy I was confused about

I am sorry to hear that. Did they say something that confused you?


Yes, they said you're too boring, I don't like your face

That was rude of them and you shouldn't have to listen to that type of talk from a friend. It's okay to end a toxic relationship or friendship if they are treating you badly, did anything else happen?


It sounds like you are doing the right thing by stopping communication


I don't want to share my pregnancy with my in-laws.


I don't care about them, I'm more interested in my unborn child.

You shouldn't be keeping big secrets from your extended family.


My child is more important than my in-laws.

Your in-laws are part of your family and this is something that will be important to them too. You should let them in on this exciting news.


I don't want to listen to most girls voices when I'm online

What do girl's voices have to do with you being online?


When you are online, you will have to talk with them, you will have to read their useless words that makes your mind go crazy, reading girls' talking is just a waste of time.

Your attitude is sexist. It's important not to discriminate against genders especially for petty things like voices.


Discriminating against girls because they are girls is terrible behavior. Stop doing that immediately and get some help as to why you think this way about women.


What if I care too much about a miscalculated split bill?

That doesn't sound bad. Why does it bother you that a bill was miscalculated?


Sometimes mistakes happen with bills. You might want to talk to someone if you're feeling that upset about it. Perhaps there are other stressors in your life that need to be dealt with.


I'm feeling hurt and sad because I don't like bad energy around me from the attitude from the people affected.

A that makes sense, well sometimes splitting the bill can have mistakes happen. So if you don't like dealing with that, you should find other ways to pay the bill. Maybe you can this time and the next time someone pays or something else.


Are you serious? Why do you think we need to nuke Chicago?


I was just kidding. I just feel like we could nuke it. I'm not known for pulling pranks or jokes, but I can't help myself in this case.

Kidding or not, that's an awful thing to say. So many people would die and that would cause a lot of pain. That's a terrible thing to want to happen to that many different people.


It's fine if it happens, they live in chicago anyways, my mom is from chicago, and anything is better than how things are.

I'm not sure why you have such an issue with Chicago, which is a great city. Hoping that it gets nuked is just horrible, because so many people would be killed.


I don't want my boyfriend to use his phone when we go to bed at night.

Why don't you want him to use his phone when the two of you go to bed?


He ignores me when he uses his phone and I don't like it.

If it is making you upset that your boyfriend is on his phone at night instead of paying attention to you then you should let him know. It is understandable to feel this way since you most likely would rather have present time with him.


I'm going to give him an ultimatum and tell him he can't bring the phone to bed with him anymore.

I think giving him an ultimatum might be too harsh. You should tell him how you feel and give him time to stop using the phone. It's become a habit for him that may be difficult to stop.


Why would you want to refuse to watch kiddies?


I think that that is okay to refuse. You are allowed to say no to something that you do not want to do.


But what if I don't get my way, and they make me watch their children?

You can get your way, if you really don't want to watch someone's children then you should just tell them that. I am sure that they will understand.


The shop lady caught me when we tried to leave the store.

Were you trying to leave without paying for something?


Yes, the shop lady caught us and I blamed my girlfriend for stealing.

Store owners have to spend more money to protect their things, which makes prices go up for paying customers. If you can't afford something, you're not entitled to it.


Your attitude is bad, you should be more chill man.

It's not a bad attitude to think you should pay for things that you want. You can't just take things without earning them in life.


I made plans for the same night as a date. I'm thinking of semi-flaking on a bumble date to fix this.

This doesn't make sense to me. Why semi-flake when you go all-flake and not show up?


I'll avoid cancelling my plans with friends, but I'll arrive at the date later than what she expected

Are you sure that the date would appreciate that? Would you like being forced to wait for someone who told you they'd be somewhere and then don't show up? What if you just cancelled completely to be fair to her?


Would you like sitting somewhere wondering if your date is even coming? It's not that hard to reschedule for another day or even just a later time. That will save your date a lot of heartache.


I'm going to spend money on a trip and I think I'm going to lie to my husband about how much I'm spending.

What's the point of that? Would telling the truth about your spending help you or your husband?


I don't see how it would change anything between us.

In marriage, one of the major sources of conflict is money issues and therefore one should be careful regarding finances. You should always be truthful about your spending habits to your spouse since you are married and have joint finances. If you lie about how much money you are spending on your trip, not only would that be wrong, but your husband will eventually find out and this will cause your husband to lose trust in you and your marriage will suffer.


I know how to handle it so he won't find out.

But if you don't think it will change anything what is the point of lying? It sounds like you just want to lie for the sake of it and that isn't a good way to handle a marriage. We should be open with our partners or it almost always causes issues down the road that are harder to deal with than telling the truth.


gays , lesbians , and other sinners all go to the same place in the end in the ground because gods not real

Are you saying to have a problem with gays or with god?


I do. You know I do. Only God knows what is good and bad, humans are full of sins. Sometimes we are just too narrow-minded.

This is archaic and biased thinking. LGBT people are not sinners inherently.


According to the book it says everyone is a sinner including you. If people don't want to share the same beliefs you should let them move on. You can't force people to love you or your ideas.


I'm so mad at my friend, he took acid and I'm going to confront him about it.


Yes, that was my acid and he shouldn't have taken it.

Both of you should stay away from drugs. Drugs can make you more irritable and angry.


I can take drugs if I want to and I expect my friends to get their own drugs and not take mine.

You really shouldn't take drugs because they're so bad for your health. You should seek some counseling to try to get yourself clean and lead a healthy life.


I'm going to kick the chicks as they leave the barn looking for food.

That's terrible and mean! Why would you kick baby chicks as they leave the barn to look for food?


The barn is too crowded and we don't need all of these chickens.

Kicking baby chicks is cruel and sadistic behavior. It's wrong to hurt animals for any reason, especially if your reason is that you have too many chickens. You should not own animals if you can't treat them properly.


I am going to have to report you and get you to stop doing things like this. It's animal cruelty and its just plain mean and evil to do that to an animal.


Did you know that I nearly ended my life last night? Would you like to know why I didn't?

Why are you telling me if you didn't actually do it?


Because if I didn't tell, you wouldn't get to know that I almost ended my life.

I'm glad you did tell me. You should seek help for your depression. If you don't, you may actually commit suicide in the future.


No, it would be ungrateful since I didn't actually kill myself in the first place.

It would not be ungrateful at all, because if you're feeling this way about wanting to kill yourself now then it may pop up again in the future. What if one of these times you succeed and actually do kill yourself? It's better to get help while you can before it is too late.


She decided that she would bring more bread next time.


She will tell her boyfriend to bring it.

It is good to have more food than you need at an event. If you need it right away someone can run to the store really quick.


They are a lifesaver bringing that bread.

They sure are. But next time, try to be more prepared when you are throwing a get-together like that.


I'm going to tell my wife I'll make her bark like a dog


I do not think that is going to give her a reality check, I think that it is just going to embarrass her. Is that really what you want to do?


Ultimately it's my choice. She should always listen to me.

That is being controlling. It would make your wife depressed if you continue to think this way.


Not to brag but i just realised i like amateur porn i mean, i assume it's amateur porn, there's no way those kids are pros.

Are you saying you enjoy children participating in pornography?


Of course not but I mean, who in their right mind would pay to see kids having sex, I mean anyone can tell they're amateurs.

You should not find pleasure in children engaging in any sort of sexual act. There is plenty of normal pornography out there for you to watch, so I suggest you stick to that instead.


So many people hate cops for killing black people. But they don't hate me for blowing out a monkey's brains.

I don't think that is sound. What are you implying about black folks?


Unfortunately, none of those monkey blacks I shot were innocent. All of them tried to kill me in the first place

I'm sorry you went through such situations, but it's not fair to continue to generalize black people in that way and give them harmful names. They were trying to harm you because they were evil, not black. It isn't fair to the rest of the black population when you call them such names.


Do you know what you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? A pillow fight.

I am confused. Are you making fun of the homeless?


I think you should accept the homeless the way they are or leave them be. I don't wish to compel anyone to do anything against their will, but at least there is a choice.

People who are homeless are already economically disadvantaged, and making fun of them only hurts their position in society. Consider how you would feel if people made fun of your own disadvantages, and try to be more conscientious about how you speak about the homeless in the future.


Uh, I'm sorry I said that about the homeless.

I am glad that you realize that you shouldn't have said that. You should also not joke about them in the future. There is something bad about joking about people that are so bad off that they are living in the streets.


I want to quit a board game that we started hours ago.

Why quit after dedicating that much time to it?


Because I'm tired of losing, so I'm gonna just quit now.

You are losing a board game but you want to quit it. It is not cool that you quit on others because they are winning, be a good sport. If you quit they won't play with you again ever again.


At my age I don't want to play just to become a loser.

Doesn't someone have to lose? It's a little bit selfish to think that person can't be you. Just finish the game, and congratulate the winner.


I'm going to spend a lot of alone time with a woman who has a long distance boyfriend


I'm sure she wants to cheat on her boyfriend

It's still wrong to date someone who is in a relationship with someone else. If the boyfriend finds out he will confront you about it.


I don't care what will happen if he finds out.

They may be long distance, but put yourself into his shoes for a minute. You wouldn't want your partner doing this to you, so don't indulge a cheater.


What do you think about me installing bells above the bedroom doors in my house so I can tell where my sister is?

Why do you think it's a good idea to keep track of her?


She's just annoying me, I feel scared when she's in my room.

If you want to put a bell over your own private door, that is fine, but you shouldn't be tracking your family members throughout the house. People should feel free to move around in their own homes as they see fit.


You're right I don't know what I was thinking. I'll take the bells down.

That's nice to hear, I am glad that you're realizing that this just wasn't your responsibility to take care of. That's a really mature and good way to handle this!


i have a samsung note  i have a samsung note  i have a charger ugh  allahu akbar

Are you making the pineapple pen joke with terrorism?


Yeah it's just a joke, Samsung sucks and the batteries can blow up easily.

What you are saying is too much of a stereotype towards Muslims, there is only an extreme minority of radicalism. It's not fair to the majority of kind and loving Muslims to be lumped together with those terrorists that they hate as well.


I'm going to purposely avoid a friend because I find our conversations awkward and she always wants to talk


Only when I don't know how to exit a conversation gracefully.

I don't think you should be avoiding your friend. out of the blue. Have a conversation about your thoughts about you two talking to come to an agreement.


I can do whatever I want and she's still going to be my friend.

You will not keep being friends if you keep avoiding her. Bring up to her your concerns so you don't have to avoid her anymore.


What kind of care does a gay paramedic give you? First AID

Are you trying to imply what I think you are?


It's a joke, you need to learn about humor.

You shouldn't make hasty generalizations about gay men having AIDS. Did you know all people can get aids? Would you like to know how AIDS can be transmitted with me?


I never met anyone who hates him or herself. Can you tell me the reason why you hate yourself?


I can't find any reason why, I just feel it...

Have you tried reaching out to someone? If you need mental health support, you should contact a therapist and work with them to find ways of being more accepting of yourself.


I need help, I just don't know how to ask for it.

I can help you find some resources if you like. There are also apps where you can talk to a licensed person who can help.


Although I enjoy viewing others experiences online, I almost never post anything that I do.


Well, if you're shy, you don't have to post anything. The way you're describing this makes me feel like you want to post stuff, though.


What if I'm unsure about what I should post?

Just post whatever feels natural or interesting to you. It's that simple, honestly.


Did your classmate do something extremely serious and can they get expelled from your actions?


I don't think so, but still I hate that little prick

Snitching is not something you should not for something minor, especially if you're just going to do it out of spite and hatred of someone. Just leave them alone and they'll leave you alone. It's not worth jeopardizing both of your school lives for some petty issues.


You're welcome! I think you will be happy with your decision since it will make both of your lives easier.


I hate how I feel sad without you, even if you are a cold bitch.

If you miss someone you should contact them. It is ok to feel turmoil about them but you should be kind when you express yourself.


Nah. I'm going to beat you up when I see you again.

It is very inappropriate to threaten violence against someone. It sounds like you are conflicting in your feelings and you should talk to someone about that.


I used to extort a pervert as a teenager


Because he was really stupid to do what he did. I feel like extorting him was the most logical thing to do.

It's dangerous to extort people. They can become violent with you.


I got the money. I don't see the problem. He's gone by now too.

That's good that he's gone but you could've gotten hurt. I hope you don't do this again in the future.


I'm 21 and never been with a girl or in a relationship


I have never felt like any liked me, and have always been extremely over weight. People always tell me I'm ugly.

Though you may feel discouraged, you shouldn't give up. There are plenty of people out there and you just need to meet the right person who appreciates you.


What? So I don't have to suffer from this pain for the rest of my life?

Of course not! Just keep on being the best version of yourself and continue to have a positive outlook for the future. I'm sure you will meet someone wonderful when the timing is right.


I don't know if she was cheating on me with someone else but I have this gut feeling.

I'm sorry, it's wrong for people to take advantage of someone. You should confront her about this.


I'm really mad and upset the fact that she didn't tell me anything at all.

I feel you. I would be very upset too but at least now you know and can move on from this relationship.


I flinch because I am afraid that I might make God angry when I do it.

It's normal to get emotional and upset from time to time. If you feel offended by your own cursing, you should try to substitute your curse words with other words that start with the same letter.


WTF, you don't say. I already knew that.

I think it is okay to get so emotional and heated sometimes when you use those words. If you already knew what to do you should try implementing them to see if that changes how you act.


I don't want to give my step daughter a room in our house

How come you do not want to give her a room?


I think she needs to learn a tough life lesson, nothing is free.

You can teach that lesson in another way. Not giving a child a room is too harsh of a thing to do in my opinion.


She better start getting used to this, her future boyfriend is going to be a total jerk.

Who cares about a future boyfriend. Kids need their own rooms and have a safe space with privacy. You shouldn't punisher her like Cinderella.


I'm going to bail on a hookup because of me liking Taylor Swift.

Why was she disappointed in you liking Taylor Swift?


She tells me that I am disappointing, someone like me is supposed to be into heavy metal.

It is understandable that you don't want to be with someone that judges you for liking what you like. It is better to find someone that can accept the things you like.


I'm going to stay friends with her by not talking about my interests.

That's actually a smart idea on your part. Friends should be able to agree to disagree. And maybe you make better friends than romantic partners.


Should I tell my sister my disappointment with her side hustle?

What don't you like about your sister's side hustle?


It's so improper, she sews dresses to wear at home for her sons

It sounds like it's harmless and it's good that your sister has found a way to make some extra money for her household.


She's normally stood up for the way she dresses but only to have no one support her choice of clothing. I care about her and I don't want her to be depressed.

It's nice that you care about your sister, but I think you have have to let her do what makes her happy. She's found a way to make some extra money for her household and that's great.


I'm not growing up nor becoming the best version of myself.

What do you mean by that? Why would you want to be the best version of yourself?


I'm just feeling stuck. I don't know what I want to do with my life.

It's okay to feel that you are stuck and unsure about your future and  your progress in life. You should try to talk with someone like a career counselor in order to find possible professions that you would enjoy doing and how to work towards achieving your goals. Once you have a plan set you will feel better and more confident about your self.


I'm fine. I don't really want to do that.

If you want to be happy and have a fulfilling life, you need to put in effort. Otherwise, you'll continue to feel stuck.


Can I run a small baby fight club out of my house?

How did you come up with the idea of a baby fight club?


I have read about this in Wiki and there seems to be a keen interest.

It is not okay to let kids fight each other because they can hurt each other. Not only that, you want to form a baby fight club in your home to have babies fight each other. That sounds pure evil to me.


First of all, the babies cannot be hurt since they are not fighting full on.

It wouldn't matter just the idea of doing something like that is wrong. It's not okay to promote fighting and letting kids fight each other when they have the potential to hurt one another. I think you should rethink what you want to do.


I'm thinking of uninviting my best friend on this trip


She's been stressing me out and acting like a  snob.

Friends do grow apart and it is okay if you don't want to spend anymore time with her anymore. As long as you let them know with some notice that the plans have changed.


Okay, I didn't think your common sense could make me feel better. Now I am not inviting her.

You should be able to enjoy your trip free from stress. Sometimes relationships just don't work out and that's ok, its nobody's fault.


I'm thinking of using a power washer on my aunt and then spraying her with stain.

That sounds dangerous. What do you think would happen to your aunt?


Using power equipment to hose down and then put varnish all over your aunt is cruel and dangerous. Leave your family alone if you can't find some constructive way to help them.


She's just embarrassed about her looks and I have to help her overcome her expectations about beauty.

If you want to help your aunt with her looks, then book her a beauty package at your local beauty parlor. Using a power washer is dangerous because they spray at a very high psi. She could be severely injured or even killed due to the pressure.


I'm going to make a move on my best friend's crush.

Why would you move in on your friends crush?


Making a move on someone your friend is interested in is wrong and such a bad thing to do to your friend. If you want to maintain your friendships and support system, you need to be more respectful.


My friend will never get her anyway, there's no harm in me trying.

It's a violation of trust to get involved with someone your friend is with or has a crush on. Respect your friend's feelings and stay away from their crush.


I'm letting my girlfriend know her excuse for skipping out on exercise is really lame.


It is, she has no real reason not to work out. She's just been obsessing over other unrelated stuff.

You shouldn't pressure her to work out, though. What if you're just trivializing her issues? Why not ask her if she needs help?


I just don't want to deal with her bullshit. I'm going to show her that it's fine.

Be gentle and understanding, please. Don't make her feel bad for missing her exercise time.


Enjoy having multiculturalism shoved down your throat , fighting for Israel and having a black or Asian as your new best friend .


Imagine having to befriend someone non white. It's just awful. I would do anything to avoid it.

I think it is really sad that someone would limit their friendships and opportunities because of skin color. I think we all have a lot to learn from each other. Have you ever tried learning about a new culture, I think it can be pretty fun!


I think racism is a result of clear rational thought and not stupidity

Do you think people who think the opposite are stupid?


It is wrong to judge people based off skin color. You can learn a lot from people who are different from you.


I took it for granted that racism was right because my friend sees people for the color of their skin, but maybe I shouldn't have trusted that they were right.

It is good that you see see that people should stop being racist! You can encourage your friend to be more tolerant of others and learn about people who are different, so he can learn he has a lot in common with them after all.


What do you think about my starting a service animal training business? Seems cool, right?

Maybe. Why do you want to invest in service animals?


I'm not flush with cash, but I love the idea of animals helping people. However, I don't know anything about it, so I need to study up on the subject before I plan my next move.

That's a good thing you're doing for people, and animals, too, but it sounds like you don't have much room for error. Is there anyone you know who's knowledgeable in this area that could give you advice?


I'm doing this so that I don't waste my time and other peoples time, but you seem to be taking forever with all this "Work."

It's a nice idea, but you don't have much experience or knowledge so it's not a good idea. Training an animal costs a lot. Many times it requires donations from the public, so I don't think you'll be able to make it work.


It is good to admit when you make a mistake. Hopefully you can learn from them and get better training on how to handle the job.


I did it on purpose because no one tells me what to do.

Just try your best to learn from your mistake. The fact that you are confident enough to admit your mistake says a lot though! This is a very moral thing to do.


I'm going to say I'm not very happy there are children with disabilities at my daughter's school.

Why are you unhappy about the disabled students at your daughter's school?


I can't stand my daughter being with those children

It's wrong to think non disabled children can't be around those with disabilities. Your daughter might even learn something from them and gain perspective.


Don't you think it's better for your child to experience interacting with all kinds of people? If you narrow down her world view and keep her within a bubble she'll have trouble adjusting later on in the real world.


She was so white, so she wasn't a black girl. I don't understand why she got upset when I said that she doesn't act black.

Is this a joke about people acting black?


I don't think so. My friends, who are black, tell me that all black people act like that and I had no problems with them at all.

Assuming that all black people act the same way is pretty disrespectful. Someone's race is only a small part about them, and expecting for everyone who has the same race to act the same is kind of ignorant.


My black friends are much smarter than you are.

You are lumping all black behaviour into one category and then telling this girl that she doesn't act that way and it comes across as a racist statement. This line of reasoning is divisive and it is going to end up creating problems with the people you are around if you don't change.


Wow look how they promote such hate then they wonder why most of us want them to move back to africa

Do you find it okay to treat black people in such a way?


It is only fair with the way they treat us.

You need to explain why you think all black people promote hate. You are clearly projecting your own feeling onto them.


No one cares what u think. Call me sexist, but heels on. Sorry ladies. Also nasty nails = vomit. Look clean at least.

What are you saying about women? It sounds rude and misogynistic.


This is just my personal opinion, I don't mean to offend anyone.

As men, we can be pretty disgusting from a sanitary perspective. That said, from an equality perspective, there should be women who are similar to men when it comes to hygiene. It's a choice, and we should not treat women as objects of beauty, just like it's a choice for you to not date a dirty woman, but someone else wouldn't mind.


I understand that hygiene is important, but you can't expect women to clean up just as a curtesy to you. They aren't they just for you to enjoy staring at.


If you have platonic female friends, then you're either gay or retarded.

Do you really think a man is gay if he has female friends that are platonic? I beg to differ.


I mean, why the fuck do you think I am so much better than them?

It is unfair how you judge a person's sexuality based on their friends. I think it should be known that many people have platonic friends of either sex, and their sexuality has nothing to do with it. Take some crash courses in socializing, then you would understand how I came to this conclusion.


You don't know anything about what you're talking about, and you sound like a pussy to me.

Do you really believe that people with female friends are gay? There are plenty of powerful men with female friends, and would you call them all gay, too? You don't need to have sex with every woman to be tough.


Whats the difference between a dead black person in the road and a dead dog in the road? There are skid marks before the dog.

What are you implying about black people when you say things like this?


All I'm saying is that black folks are less than human and we need to get rid of them.

Black people are deserving of life just as much as everyone else and it's wrong to joke about how they are less than human and should be exterminated. Doing so reinforces racist thinking against black people and leads to discrimination against them and more difficulties in their lives. Instead of joking about the worth of black people, why not try to be more supportive of them so that the world can be a better place?


I wanted to be student of the month but I couldn't because my mother wouldn't take the time out of her day to help me with homework

That's unfortunate. Was she busy with housework?


Yes, she always does it herself. I do not live with my father because my parents are divorced

It is good for parent to help their kids with school work. You should also try to study on your own you can't rely on people to help you all the time.


I hate self studying. Almost every person I know just copied from the forums.

I'm sorry your mom is really busy, but you have to be a little more considerate of all the things she needs to do. How about compromising and helping her with the chores, so she can go ahead and help you with your homework later?


My girlfriend broke her favorite plate. I'm going to split the cost with her to replace it.

Hey, I think that's great. You're doing a nice thing.


Yeah you are a pretty nice guy for doing that. Most people wouldn't even bother. It's really great of you to offer to help her pay for a replacement.


Actually I was the one who broke the plate.

Well now it is less nice, but still you're willing to fix your mistake. You should tell her that you broke the plate and then offer to help pay for a new one, I still think that's kind.


Can I throw rocks at cars passing under the bridge?

That could be dangerous and is illegal - why do you want to throw rocks at cars?


I am concerned that you find throwing rocks at cars is exciting, as this is a very dangerous activity. Not only is it illegal and you could get in a lot of trouble, but you could cause someone to have a severe accident, get hurt, or even die. Please reconsider participating in this violent activity.


I wouldn't want anyone to die over this shit.

Rocks thrown at cars can cause serious injury or death so you should never do this activity.


What if I don't want to hang out with some people?

Why do you not want to hang out with some other people?


I just spend a lot of money on some dates that I have been with in the past, and I don't want to spend a lot of time with those kind of people anymore

Saving money is a virtue and if you do not want to spend it then I support you with that. Especially with strangers, they have no right with their money and you don't owe them anything to spend a lot of money for them, more so with relationships that will never even going to last. So yeah, you can spend your money with me instead and we could probably watch a movie later.


That sounds way better than some people, you're pretty cool

You don't have to spend time with others when you are not in the mood or if you do not want to participate.


I fail to see a future in it and it is too hard

You shouldn't just give up on your dreams because it's hard. It's important to keep going and see things through.


I failed to rank above 100 in the entrance exam and could barely get into medical school.

But the important thing is that you made it into medical school. I'm sure you'll be a great doctor one day if you really apply yourself. It would be a shame to quit now.


I'm getting married in less than a month and I just fell in love with someone else

How you you fall in love in such a short period of time?


I said I had a crush on him before I got engaged and we did make out and more which is cheating.

I think that it might be time to talk about calling off the wedding. If you have such strong feelings for someone else, you should not be getting married.


No, I'm going to marry him, no matter what.

Marriage is hard even if it it starts off on the best circumstances. If you have cheated and have feelings for someone else you will likely end up divorced.


I need to tell my girlfriend that she has to do a better job helping me during my depression episodes.

Why are you going to tell your girlfriend that she's bad at dealing with your depressive episodes?


It is good to be honest with your feelings to your girlfriend. If you need help you should to talk to a professional.


She needs to do a better job by letting me have more sex with her

It's good to talk to your girlfriend about your feelings, however you shouldn't just use these episodes as an excuse to get sex from her. That feels a bit manipulative because she'd probably feel bad to reject you while you're depressed. If you need help why not get professional help and then ask her to go with you?


I went to see the northern lights with my best friend's ex and no one else knows

What is your reason for wanting to see them with your friend's ex specifically?


I wanted to have a good time no matter what.

You should ask your friend if it's okay to do something with their ex. Otherwise your friend might get really upset.


You telling your friend about doing something with their ex is a good way for you to build trust. If your friend feels uneasy about it then it may be better for you to not do it.


I dont think it will work moot is too much of a libtard to allow that going on for too long


I think liberals are retarded, don't you get it?

You shouldn't say that liberals are mentally disabled. This is an extreme thing to say and it is not right to make fun of liberals or disabled people.


I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a flat-earther

Why does your ex girlfriend believe the earth is flat?


That's what she self taught herself. She claims that the earth is flat and I argued with her about it a lot.

You should explain it to her that the earth is round and not flat. Take her to a museum or talk to a scientist so she'll believe you.


I tried but still no change. The world is flat, that's just it. You can't persuade them. It's a waste of time.

That is a pity, at least you tried, but sometimes people want to believe in their conspiracy theories. The best you could do is consistently bring up points to show proof that the earth is round and hope one day she sees the logic.


There was a boy dancing at our high school prom and I laughed at him.

Can you tell me why you laughed at him? Was his dancing funny?


He was dancing so badly to the chorus, I had to laugh.

Laughing at people is mean and you shouldn't do it. Or was he dancing badly on purpose to make people laugh?


No and I highly doubt he was dancing badly on purpose. He isn't a good enough dancer to do that on purpose.

If that's the case then you definitely shouldn't have laughed at him. He was just trying to dance and have a good time. He didn't want to be ridiculed.


I started running away when a black woman was looking at me


I'm very scared of black people, plus something about her screamed thief, I had to run

That was wrong of you. If she wasn't a threat to you, or gave off any sort of weird vibes, you shouldn't have tried to avoid her.


That's a racist stereotype that isn't true. You didn't give a woman a chance because of stereotypes? It is a bit cowardly.


I got turned on by my wife role-playing as my hot sister-in-law sometimes, and her sister flirts and likes to walk in on me in the bathroom

Why are you turned on by this? What is the matter with you?


Meh. I've read worse things people write on the Internet.

I sometimes get inappropriate sexual fantasies to, it's normal. However, you are already married and you are going to hurt your wife's feelings if you act on your fantasies with her sister. So what I would recommend you do is try to stay as far as you can from her sister.


I wont hurt my wife's feelings as we both know what's fake and what's real in our relationship.

I see, if all of you are consenting then I don't see much problem. All of you can further explore your sexuality safely together, even if the premise of flirting around is taboo. I hope you are able to find out what you truly like.


I want to embarrass my wife by calling her out.

What do you want to embarrass your wife for?


She is dressed inappropriately for the situation she is in.

It is understandable to not like that your wife dressed inappropriately for an occasion, but you should not embarrass her just to get back at her. You should have told her that she dressed inappropriately in private beforehand.


She dresses inappropriately all the time, I just haven't had the chance to embarrass her until now and it's the only thing that will stop her.

Your wife will listen to you if you talk to her about her irregular dress, but shaming her in front of others will only make her resentful and want to dig in against you. Take the path of least resistance here and have a private chat instead.


Well, can you explain to me why you don't want to take a stance on this?


I just don't want to explain myself on this.

There's nothing wrong with taking a side and people will eventually expect you to. If you're not taking a side on something important to you and the people around you then they'll assume that you're trying to please everyone and you'll in turn please no one.


You told me that you don't want to take a side, so I am just letting you know that it is completely fine to take one. Sometimes you're even expected to let people know where you stand on an issue.


I want my BF's 6yo daughter to start sleeping in her own bed

That makes sense to me. How do you think their daughter would react to such a request?


The little girl would be quite helpless because we'd be taking my side against her father.

You have this need to not want the 6 yr old girl sleeping on your bed with your boyfriend, but he might protest. Let him judge her maturity first and see how it weighs against it all, she might be traumatized if she is removed from the bed too abruptly.


I'm the one getting bad sleep, so I have much say in it.

But you aren't their parent and you're at their home so your say is diminished a bit. I understand that you want a good nights rest but its unfair for you to come in and take over without considering their feelings. You can always find another spot to sleep if you're concerned about getting enough rest.


I enjoy it very much to see white men falling into depression and suffering.


Yes, I believe white men deserve to suffer because whiteness and toxic masculinity are oppressive to other people.

Be careful with saying you hate white men. This is just as racist of a statement as claiming to hate any other minority.


They just have to suffer because I'm mad and fed up with it.

Your feelings are valid but your words are hurtful and hate filled. I think you should get some help if you feel this angry every day. We should be able to all work together to create a future.


I'm going out of my way to accommodate my niece at the expense of my boyfriend

Is your niece that important? How do you feel about that?


I'm fine with it, she needs my help sometimes.

You should want to be there for family. It's good to have a family members back.


I do it for my nieces too, I'm not helping my family for nothing.

It's a tough choice to choose between your boyfriend and family, and I think everyone would be proud that you picked the people who are always closest to you! I'm sure he will understand that family matters are extremely important. You are a wonderful person for helping your niece.


I'm not going to tell my mom that my dad cheated on her

Is there a reason that you are keeping this secret?


I don't want to hurt both of them, my mom and dad.

That's good you're concerned about their relationship, but I think you should confront your father about it. How he responds will help you decide the next step: telling your mom or seeking guidance from a family therapist.


I'm thinking I might let it go if it's not a repeat situation.

Are you sure that that is the right choice. Maybe you should at least talk to your dad first to see if that is really what is going on.


I'm going to lie to my friends when I don't want to talk to them


I guess I just want to hear a compliments and not about something serious.

You shouldn't lie about your feelings. If you don't want to talk, just tell them straight up without beating around the bush.


I'm going to use your advice but I'm going to fake texting a friend if I want to ignore them.

Just be honest with your friends. You can have some alone time but don't be fake to them.


I want to make this guy pay me back for a cider I gave him, after he never paid for drinks the week before.

Why do you want to make this guy pay you back?


I feel cheated because he just blew me off after I bought him a drink.

It is wrong to give someone a free drink then demand they pay you back. You should be upfront when you buy people drinks about your intentions. Cut your loss and move on.


Nah I'm going to force him to pay me back, he doesn't deserve a free drink.

When you give something to someone it should be with no expectations otherwise it is just a business arrangement. Asking this guy to pay you back for the drink you bought him is dishonest and this is going to hurt your image in other people's eyes.


I'm thinking of wiping out my son's gaming hard drive

That's years of data! What did he do to deserve that kind of punishment?


I lost my patience with him because he doesn't listen and just won't learn the lessons

I do think wiping his hard drive would be a little harsh but he does deserve to be punished for not listening. A child should expect to get punished if they don't listen to their parents.


I will wipe his hard drive if he doesn't listen.

I agree that he should be punished, but I think there is a limit to what you can do. How would you feel if years of data and hard work were just wiped out like that? I think you should find a better punishment so he would be more able to comply with you.


I'm thinking of acting condescending to my fiance


I'll act like I'm the only one who matters in this relationship.

It sounds like you're trying to test her love or something. If something in your relationship is bothering you, discuss it with her before acting like an ass.


I just want to test how deep her love is.

You shouldn't test someone's love. If you want a deeper bond with her than talk to her.


I want to shake my baby to get him to stop crying.

Are you really thinking of shaking your baby to get him to stop crying?