I love somebody else and not my partner.

Do you think about that person instead of your partners?


Yes, I've been thinking about this other person else day and night. I can't go to sleep without thinking of them.

Loving someone else other than your partner seems to be tormenting you, we are always so vulnerable to have crushes on many people. While you can still choose to stay in the relationship, maybe a separation would be better to try for now. That way when apart you can explore other options of people in order to satisfy your happiness.


I'm going to stay with him because I like him.

It's not fair to stay with your partner if you love someone else. You need to decide if you want to commit to your partner. If not, you should be honest.


I was afraid when I walked into the living room and found it ice cold.

What was so scary about the room being cold?


The lights weren't on and it was creepy to walk into a complete dark room.

There is nothing to be scared of! Turn on the lights and turn up the heater and you will be just fine!


I used to be afraid of the dark and I'm still a bit nervous in the dark even today.

We all have our fears and anxieties, it is completely normal! I think it's wise to keep a flashlight on you, every phone these days should have one and you'll be fine!


I disconnect after I make cam girls think I'm going private.


I do it because I'm feeling awful at the moment. I'm using this as a diversion

People don't like online trolls who do things to upset others. It's not going to make you any new friends and it's not going to improve your current negative feelings.


I don't care because I have lots of friends.

I understand that you are feeling awful right now, but it's not kind to troll online and you need to address your real issue without being rude to others. Try to open up and talk to someone about how your feeling, as that can be helpful and will let you lean on someone for support.


I want my coworker with autism to do his job

Why would you be hostile toward someone just trying to do their job?


You should be patient with someone who has a disability. It doesn't take much energy to be kinder to others.


Fuck your politically correct attitude. You were fine with that guy being autistic before and now you act like it's a big deal.

Everybody deserves to be respected. If you don't like your job you can quit. If he isn't good at his job management will fire him and they haven't, back off.


What if I use the handicap parking slot at the gas station so that I can make a quick stop?

Do you think it's a good idea to park in that spot?


I'm not worried about it because I don't plan on breaking any other laws.

The handicapped parking spot is meant to make it easier and more convenient for people who would struggle otherwise. If you park there and someone shows up who needs it, they may not be able to go into the store. You should park in a regular spot instead of being so selfish.


I'm only doing this to make a quick stop, I don't think I will be long.

What if someone handicap needs to use it in that moment? Even if you're being fast, which is kind of you, you shouldn't take up such an important slot.


I'm going to encourage my sister to sing at the concert in front of thousands because she can't carry a tune.

Why do you want to encourage her if she can't sing well?


She's my sister, not yours! How could you cut her down like that. I know she isn't a good singer but she can do better than you think if she was willing to.

It is good to encourage people to do what they like if it is not malicious intent. You should probably tell her so she won't be surprised if others don't like it.


Actually, I was being sarcastic. I think she will suck but it will be funny to watch.

You might think it will be funny, buy when it actually happens you might feel really bad. Also, your sister will be so hurt when she realizes you encouraged her to make a fool of herself. Don't you think you should rethink your plan?


I think my girlfriends relationship with her dad is weird

Do you know what kind of relationship they are having?


It may seem unusual to you, but it may be more normal to them. You can't keep judging unfairly like this without knowing who they actually are. He could be competitive in order to help his daughter be the best she can.


I guess but he always gets angry whenever she loses in a competition.

That does sound like terrible behavior. Does she talk to you about these things?


I posted naked pictures of my boyfriend online without him knowing

Why would you violate his trust by posting naked pictures of him online?


I think he's too narcissistic to post my nudes online. He would want them for himself.

Regardless of your reasoning it's both wrong and illegal to post nude picture of people online. You could get in serious trouble if it comes out that you're the one who did it.


I am sorry but I cannot do anything about it.

Of course there are things you can do. You can delete the pictures you posted online for starters. Also issue complaints to any sites hosting these pics otherwise your boyfriend might have their life ruined due to you doing this.


I'm secretly inviting my ex stepdad to my birthday party despite my mum not wanting him around

That can cause a lot of drama. Does your step dad want to go?


Even though your mother does not want him to go, I think it is fine for you to invite him. It is your birthday party and you should decide on the guests.


I don't know if he wants to come now actually

So is he coming or not? I'm glad you are trying to have your family all together for this happy occasion. Sometimes family drama needs to be put aside for these rare events, wouldn't you think?


The mannequin challenge isn't anything new. Black people have been standing around doing nothing for years.

Are you being serious about black people?


Ha! Don't take it literally. It's just a joke meant to imply blacks aren't working.

I don't think it's right to make jokes about black people being lazy or not working, because they're based on stereotypes that aren't even true. In addition, these jokes reinforce these harmful ideas about black people, and lead people to judge them negatively. I think it would be better for everyone if these ideas became a thing of the past.


How about I set my powered wheelchair to full power then close my eyes to see how far I can go before I open them?

What prompts you to operate your wheelchair with your eyes closed?


It's good to challenge one's senses every once in a while

While it's exciting to test yourself operating your wheelchair with your eyes closed, it's something that is very dangerous to do. You shouldn't operate your wheelchair with your eyes closed as it is very likely that you will crash into things, damaging property and people, and that is negligent and wrong behavior. If you're looking for excitement in your life, you should try safer activities that don't involve the possibility of injuring yourself or others.


It may be fine, but with your eyes closed you won't be able to see other people who you cannot control. One of them may run into you or something even worse could happen, so I would advise to not do this.


I'm going to a murder mystery night and I'm hiding it from my friends who suggested we do the night together

Why would you want to hide that information from your friends?


They'll nag me because I haven't done that before.

It is good to have fun without your friends but it is not good to lie to them about what you are doing. It will hurt their feelings to be lied to.


They are boring and I don't care about people that much.

That's really mean, If you feel that way, be honest with them and tell them you don't want to be friends anymore instead of stringing them along.


I'm going to get a tattoo against my mothers religious believes

What is it that your mother believes in?


She believes that Jesus is the Savior. I believe that Jesus is the anti-savior.

It is not right for you to get a tattoo against your mothers beliefs just to make her upset. You have the freedom to get whatever tattoo you want, however you may want to rethink this particular tattoo idea for your future.


I don't care if I hurt my mother. I want to make her stress since she keeps stressing me all the time.

That is not good that you are only doing this to upset your mother. It is bad to go against what your mother wants. You should do things because you like it and not because of anyone else.


What's grey and looks great on firemen? The World Trade Center.

Not a cool joke at all. Do you think it's a good idea to make jokes about 9/11?


The only reason people care about 9/11 is because Muslims did it so it's covered 24/7.

What happened in America on 9/11 is a serious event and not something that should be taken lightly. Thousands of people were killed, and their families continue to suffer to this day. You should listen to the testimony of people who were there that day so you can understand their experience.


If their loved ones haven't died because of it, they wouldn't care.

A lot of people all over the country care, because their fellow countrymen were killed. Most people will be offended by this, and some may even become enraged. Find a different topic for jokes before you cause some trouble.


I want to see some gigantic natural disaster some day

what do you mean by gigantic natural disaster ?


I want to see the whole city getting flooded or something like that

what kind of wicked thought you have. It's wrong to want to have a natural disaster for your pleasure.


If a giant monster is coming to eat me that's not evil. I want a giant monster to eat a Megacity one day.

Wanting for an entire city to be wiped out is incorrect whether it is by natural disaster or by some mythical monster. Be careful about wishing for violence on others or you may end up being a victim yourself.


My puppy had an accident on the rug once, so I'm going to get rid of the puppy.

You didn't even give the dog a chance. What kmid of dog is it?


It takes puppies a little while to get used to their new place. You can't just get rid of it because of one mistake.


It's not just a dog, it's a 15-year commitment and family member. Just like babies need to be trained, so do puppies or they won't thrive properly. How about learning how to train them instead of giving up so easily?


Would it be wrong to trap the lions for fun to watch them suffer?

What makes you think it would be fun to watch lions suffer?


I don't know, but it would be fun to try

Animals have a right to not be abused just like humans. You caging them up to watch them suffer for your own amusement is cruel and insensitive. Leave the animals alone to roam in the wild.


I'm not hurting them with this trap, I'm just planning it.

Animal abuse is obviously illegal, but taking joy out of their misery puts you on another level of insanity. You should never harm an innocent animal. Treat them as you would want to be treated.


I directed the gardener to dump the soil into my wife's bed

What did she do to deserve having soil dumped in her bed?


Dumping soil onto where someone sleeps is much more insulting than your wife being rude to you. When she finds out what you had the gardener do, she will be furious with you. If you have issues with your wife, try talking them out like adults before you ruin your marriage over petty things.


I'm happy that she can worry herself in her own mess.

It is wrong to want your wife to suffer like this. Remember that this is someone that you care about, and you can work through issues like rudeness and arguments. You just need to let her know how you feel, and how you want things to be different.


I'm going to annoy my fiancee while she's trying to work

Why would you keep her from getting her work done.


I'm going to make her feel uncomfortable.

It is good for couples to have fun together and mess with each other, but it is not good to mess with them while they are working. They might get fired and they will be angry at you.


It is great that you guys can joke around, but this is probably work that she really needs to get done. You may be better off letting her finish and then having fun when she does not have to worry about it anymore.


I'm not sure that he would appreciate you doing this to him. He could find it gross and get mad at you.


I've never farted on him and we've been dating for 3 years.

I don't think that's a good excuse to want to do that to your boyfriend. It's not a normal thing to do in a relationship.


What do you think of me planning to clean the floor with a cat I found in the closet?

Oh, why did you do this? What did the cat do to you?


My wife is sick of the cat. I think it's our fault for not cleaning the home from an animal from time to time

That is really going to harm the cat. You should treat animals better and with care.


And what the heck are you going to do about it.

It's wrong to abuse animals. It's important to avoid having pets if you're just going to abuse and mistreat them. When you are more mature and responsible, and can properly take care of a pet, then it will be appropriate for you to have one.


How do you stop five black guys from raping a white woman? Throw a basketball

What is your actual purpose by saying this, why are you offending black guys?


I don't understand. What do you mean offend you. What have you done to offend me? I'm offended by global warming, by the media lying on Trump,you guys should think abuot that.

You casually saying that black people rape and generalizing that is something that a racist and misogynistic person would say. I think it's important for you to not imply that black folks are inherently rapists and I would suggest that you go sponsor a black teen into having a more fulfilling life and away from crime, so that as a society, we would be less inclined to have stereotypes that are simply not true against blacks.


Can I hate clothes? They don't do my body justice.

The clothes don't fit well? Why would you hate clothes?


Yes, they take away from my natural God-given shape.

It's great to love your body, but you can't be too conceited about it. You just need to shop around more to find the kinds of clothes that compliment your body correctly. You don't need to hate clothing just because you haven't found the right ones yet.


Why should I shop around? I'm perfect the way I am.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I think it's nice that you are confident in yourself, but others might not like to see your body. Maybe they don't see eye to eye on how your body looks. You should probably just find the perfect clothes for your perfect body, so everyone wins.


Would it be fine if I tell my sister not to call her kid an asshole?

Why are you going to tell her not to say that?


I don't think it's an appropriate word for a little kid

It's good to call out a sibling if they are being verbally abusive. No one should be abusive to their child.


Do you think I'm a bad person for doing this?

No I think it is right to stand up for this child. If someone is verbally abusing their child it would be brave to call them out on it. Kids shouldn't have to suffer that way.


I think a mentally disabled student is ruining my college games club

Are you really sure? Is this student a part of you club?


Yes. Are you threatened by the mentally disabled student?

I'm not saying I'm threatened by them. Although, it does come off that you may have some potential issues with them with their mental difficulties. I'm just trying to get it straightened out.


I would really recommend against using derogatory terms to refer the people. Think of how offensive this could be to people, especially the student that's in the club.


He ordered a drink and so I put the change in it.

What did you think would happen by you putting change into his drink?


Putting change into his drink was a really rude thing to do, because you should never put things into someone else's food or drink. The person could accidentally consume something that they shouldn't, and get really ill because of it.


Yeah whatever. He shouldn't have swallowed it.

How would he know not to swallow it? People customarily drink a drink, and that's all that he did. You will be considered in the wrong here.


Should I tell my sister to stop talking about "outgrowing" Planet Fitness?

Is she becoming to nagging because of her stance on the topic? It's sounds like she is very passionate about it.


If you feel annoyed you should tell the other person to stop complaining so much. It might be good to just ignore it and move on.


I want to see her cry because I don't want her in my life at all

You wouldn't accomplish anything by making her cry and all that. Just tell her that she already made her point and stop talking about it or you will ignore her. Hopefully, she will be more self-aware about her nagging ways and that this is pushing you away farther and farther.


Even though I'm married, I'm going to hang out in a video chat room.

What is your reasoning for wanting to hang out in a video chat room?


Video chat rooms can seem tempting, but don't violate your spouse's trust by engaging in them. Unless you speak with her about what you want to do first and she's okay with it.


If you are keeping the use of the chat room from your wife and she finds out then you could be putting your entire relationship into jeopardy. How would you feel if you found out she was doing something shady without telling you about it?


I think my friend, a fellow student from Saudi Arabia, is almost certainly marrying a 15 year old girl.

That sounds strange. Is the girl your friend is marrying related to someone you know?


The age of consent varies between jurisdictions but the majority, if not all, would consider 15 to be far too young to get married. It's understandable that you would find your friend's behavior wrong and upsetting for wanting to marry an underage girl. You should talk with your friend and implore him to find someone closer to his age so that he can have a more equal marriage and be able to treat his wife with more respect and not as a child to be trained.


She looks about 13 or 14 but he says she's 18 and that she's an adult. So I don't really know for sure.

Maybe you should find out then so you can know for sure. It is understandable that you are upset to find out that your friend is a creep for marrying an underage girl. If you want to stop being friends that would be okay too.


I'm going to pretend to wash my hands after pooping just in case I'm being watched

Would you feel ashamed if someone caught you not washing your hands after pooping?


I used to always feel really guilty about it, but then I asked myself, who would care?

It is wrong and unhygienic to not wash your hands after using the restroom. Moving forward, legitimately wash your hands, as this helps prevent germs and illness being spread to others.


I'm going to get used to it and I remember it will take some time to wash my hands again.

Why would you pretend to wash your hands when you could just turn the water on and do it? It is much safer to clean your hands after using the bathroom, so getting into the routine of doing it is a good idea. Hope you begin this practice soon to keep from getting sick!


I'm going to shut down my friend's attempt to make me a charity case

How are you going to shut down this attempt?


He's constantly giving me money and it feels patronizing. So, I'm just gonna start blatantly spending it on stupid things so that he realizes his money is going to waste if he gives it to me. Then he will stop pitying me so much.

It can be frustrating to have people not respect that you don't want their help but spending the money frivolously is not good. You should have a serious discussion about how you feel.


I just don't want anything given to me for free. I want to earn the things I get. I'm gonna teach him this lesson the way I want to regardless of what you say.

It's best to talk to your friend about how you feel. This will prevent you from having resentment towards your friend in the future.


I was yelled at by my math teacher for being rude and disrespectful

Do you feel that they were justified in yelling at you?


I feel that being rude to students is not OK.

Respecting students is essential for boosting teacher effectiveness. If your teacher is yelling at you, you should talk to your parents about the problem.


I want my parents to talk to my teacher and make them say sorry to me. The only decent thing they can do.

Right. It's time to get your parents involved and find out what the problem is. Students and teachers must respect one another.


The main character has the same name as me

It's okay if you accidentally bought something. It sounds like it was enjoyable you anyway.


I thought I wasn't going to like it since it was mostly about talking and breasts but hey, it turned out to be not so bad.

It's good that your accidental buy turned out to be something you actually liked and you learned about something new!


I'm just looking at this campfire and thinking about how much fun it would be to toss my friend's clothes into it.

Why would you do such a thing? Your friend needs those clothes! Are you okay?


Burning someone else's stuff is wrong. Burn your own stuff if you are that upset.


I don't want to burn my own stuff. I might act like I'm fine, but on the inside I'm a tortured and tormented soul.

It sounds like you are going through a difficult time, and that you are struggling with mental health. I think you should talk to a therapist so they can help you sort through the problems you are having. Talking to a therapist will help you much more than burning your friend's clothes in a fire.


I'm going to clean up our kitchen counter-top

What is your reason for wanting to clean your kitchen counter top?


I deserve a better effort. I feel like I share a home with a pig.

It's good to keep a kitchen clean since that's where you eat. It's usually expected of people to keep it clean in there.


It's not normal to not have a clean kitchen.

That is true. It is probably worth having a conversation with your partner to see if they can help you keep everything clean. If you are honest with them, at that point all you need is some effort back.


"Choke me daddy" is so boring "Put me in the gas chamber mein fuhrer" is better

With all due respect, are you making fun of holocaust victims?


I'm just trying to say, why are you getting so pissed off by a joke? I just find it so fucking hilarious. It's not like real holocaust victims are here to cry over this.

Gas chamber jokes can come across as insensitive. We should not make jokes about the Jewish being killed in the gas chambers, the thoughts of that happening still are haunting.


I just want someone to explain why this is so fucking offensive.

It's offensive because other people suffered. Have you tried telling other types of jokes?


I want to tow the car that took our spot

Oh dear, what happened when you found the car there?


He blocked our space, and I had to waste time in the morning looking for another one

If this is a reserved space, then it's fine to have a car removed for trespassing on it. However, if this is a public parking area, no matter how often or how regularly you use that space, it is still freely available to anyone who wants it, and you shouldn't try to punish someone for parking there.


Then you shouldn't have a reason to want them to get towed. You are implying it is public, so they have enough right as you do to park there. If you want to secure a spot, try coming earlier.


I was trying to see if she actually liked me.

You shouldn't stalk people. If you want to know if someone likes you, you should ask them. Stalking them won't make them like you.


LOL what? Who doesn't like chasing it hard?

Well if they see you stalking them you might seem weird to them. It can be uncomfortable for them if they see you snooping around.


I am going to cheat to get a good grade. All the person2s are on my hand.


That is cheating, and you shouldn't cheat on tests. It's not fair to your classmates who studied. If you are willing to put in the effort to cheat, you should just redirect that effort to studying.


Who says I don't study. Fuck you, it worked just fine.

If you studied then you don't need to cheat. You should get a tutor if you are struggling in the class, not resort to cheating.


I'm going to sit at a red light right turn after the car behind me honked


He was an ass and blocked other cars before in the parking lot.

It is wrong to try and punish people in a car. You could hurt someone if you don't pay attention and obery the rules of the road.


This won't hurt anybody or fuck them up. It is harmless.

You still shouldn't risk being intentionally annoying on the road. You never know how someone will react and it could create a dangerous situation.


I slipped off of the ladder and hurt my leg


I feel so stupid for being so clumsy <knowing him I'm sure you are being ironic ;)>, I just hate myself sometimes.

It's important to be careful when using a ladder so you don't fall. You could really hurt yourself that way.


That is great you are already feeling better. You should be more careful when using a ladder so you don't fall. Hopefully next time it will go better for you.


Do you know what I think of these dates? Hitler's birthday. Nice. Columbine massacre. Nice. Jokes about weed. Nice. Let's thank 20/4.


It's a joke, just joking. I'm not a Nazi, but Hitler was a nice guy with good speeches

Those are not jokes. Those are sick and twisted points of view, Stop joking about such sensitive matters.


I finds it offensive that you don't like me joking about Hitler. I can joke about what I want.

Jokes are supposed to be funny though. Joking about the holocaust and other atrocities is not funny to the people who suffered or the people who knew them.


I'm thinking of putting urine on the professors briefcase.

That is disgusting. Why is it that you would do something like that?


You may want to tick your professor off, but urinating on them will only get you into trouble. Think about your future and take a breather. Skip a day or two to rethink your priorities.


Your suggestions are really helpful but I'm going to piss him off no matter what.

You shouldn't make him mad this way after all he is your teacher. You shouldn't put bodily waste on people's things since it can be harmful. If you don't like him you can always leave his class.


What do you think about me not staying in my school?

I'm surprised by that consideration. Why would you want to leave school?


My teachers reschedule examinations all the time.

If you are not getting a good education you should be able to change schools. You can't be blamed for taking charge of your education.


Nah I think it will be fine even though I want to learn more.

Your education is important. Not just for future job and career opportunities, but also for you to be more aware of yourself and the world around you.


I'm going to ghost my autistic 'friend', is this something you can agree with?

Is it because of his autism? Is this for real?


You should be honest and open with your friends. He might not understand and can try to change his ways and grow as a person.


I'm not going to bother with him and I do not care if he is hurt.

Autism is a mental illness, perhaps you can just put up with it because he doesn't know what he's doing. Otherwise, just spend less time around him for your sake if he is abusive.


I swear fine chicks be swearing they guy friends don't wanna fuck them , it's not that they don't, they just can't cus they friendzoned

I think that maybe the reason they don't is because they don't want to?


You've been friendzoned haven't you. Women want to fuck all the time they are just always liars.

Neither men nor women win in the statements that you are making. Not all men want to have sex with their female friends, and not all females are manipulative and lying. If you keep talking like this towards both sexes, then you may lose a lot of friends.


I don't want my girlfriend to go on her dream trip

Why do you not want her to go on her dream trip?


I don't want her to have a good holiday when I always mess up my holidays.

It is unfair to wish someone not go on a trip and have a good time. She still deserves to be happy even if you are not.


I'm only thinking of me, why am I not entitled to that decision?

How would you feel if someone tried to sabotage you and stop you from having fun? People are allowed to pursue their dreams regardless of how others feel.


What makes you think you don't have to pay for your package?


I never said I didn't have to. I said I didn't want to.

Stealing is not justified, even if you can get away with it, and is morally wrong. You should pay for what you want and if you can't pay, you're not entitled to it.


Why is wrong and what gives anyone the right to tell me I can't have it even if I don't want to pay for it?

Well, would you want people who don't feel like paying you to take your things?


I'm going to make a person get off my chair


The person was sitting on my chair for ages, I'm sick of them sitting on my chair.

Rather than trying to dominate your guest, you should be empathetic toward them and offer them hospitality. You will find that people enjoy your company if you are pleasing to them.


What makes you think that? That person is very rude.

I understand you're annoyed with this person, but you should try to bite the bullet and continue to be a good host.


Are you serious? What makes you think that the nuns drugged you?


I just remember feeling out of while we were doing our daily routine.

I think that this needs to be reported. What those nuns may have done to you as children is not okay.


I think I remember one kid having to go to the hospital, too.

It might be good for your to go the police with this allegation, as they could investigate it. If nuns were doing terrible things to  you and other children, then someone needs to do something about it.


I feel good about myself for sleeping with a married man almost twice my age

Is this the first time you have slept with someone married?


No, I've been out with married men before.

Married men should not be the targets of your affections. Find someone single that you can be free to love and have a relationship with.


Free to love? I don't have time for such a thing. I fear commitment with others.

Your behavior could really ruin someone's family. You should respect your self and only go for people who can commit to you, and are not open to cheating.


Why would you bother to wake your mother all the time?


You have some idea of treating your mom, but I'm wondering what she did to deserve that treatment. Your mother gave birth to you, be more human about it all. She will be sleep deprived and then in a bad mood always because of you.


It shouldn't feel good to cause others pain. It would really upset your mother to be woken all of the time.


I want to tell my bf to stop telling me the same stories over and over again

I'm sorry, why does he tell the same stories over and over?


I'm very tired of listening to him, his stories are monotonous.

He'll probably take it hard, but tell him it's as if he has dementia and his repetitiveness is tiring. I can see how it would be frustrating to you.


He might be reluctant to stop repeating himself but I'm willing to tell him.

I hope he understands where you are coming from, I'm sure he doesn't do it to be annoying.


My wife accidentally threw away a dirty dish that I put in the sink.

Hopefully it wasn't expensive. Do you know how she managed to throw it out?


It was a mistake on her part, she thought it was a disposable item.

Mistakes happen sometimes, she probably feels bad about it. You both should be more careful in the future so it doesn't happen again.


You should think before calling me an idiot.

I don't think you're an idiot, in fact, I agree with you that it was a mistake and those are bound to happen from time to time. Everyone could stand to be a bit more aware and alert about some things.


I want to tell my wife what she's wearing isn't flattering

Why would you be so up front with her about it?


You should keep those comments to yourself and not make her feel bad. Woman usually invest so much time on getting ready.


That is not cheating at all. You can tell her that you are not a fan of her outfit without being rude about it. It is not a kind gesture to call your wife's outfit ugly.


I'm going to cause an argument with my father because I want to stand up for my elder sister.

Do you always stand up for your sister? Are you afraid of your father?


Of course I am. I wouldn't dare argue with him, but it is related to my sister.

It's good to stick up for your sister, but try to do it calmly. It's not good to start an argument with your dad. It could cause more problems than it's worth.


I don't care and now I'm going to get upset.

Why would you get upset if you don't care? That doesn't make any sense, just defend your sister calmly.


A woman has 5 sons all with the same name. How does she call to them without them getting confused? She calls them by their last names.

That is horrible. You shouldn't joke about a woman having all different fathers.


Yes I'm joking about her sexual behavior and lack of morals.

The fathers of this woman's children are their business and not yours. It's not right for you to comment on her behavior and morals. You shouldn't judge the choices that others make.


It is not but you shouldn't turn down your nose at all women. it's not right to think women are promiscuous. You don't know what happened to these children's fathers, so be easy on her.


Can I  use my toxic friend for rides to school?

How long do you plan on using your friend?


I'm using him till I get a new car as a gift from the parents

It is nice to get rides when you need to be somewhere but you shouldn't use somebody for a ride. It will make him feel hurt and betrayed and it will hurt your friendship.


I know you don't care, that's not the point. Try and find a ride from someone you like, so you're not taking advantage.


I don't want my kid to be a year older than everyone else in their grade

What are your reasons for not wanting your kid to be older than the others in their grade?


Yes, I don't want my kid to be a bigger target for bullies.

It is understandable that you worry about your child being different, it can lead to bullying. But, as long as your child feels safe talking with you, and you are paying attention, I don't think you need to worry.


I also worry about the younger kids in his class. They may not be mature enough for him.

It's good that you're worried about your kid, but the best way to do that is to ensure that you have good communication with them. If your child feels comfortable talking to you, then they'll bring any problems that they're having to your attention and you'll be able to address them.


I'm going to go to my manager without my coworker knowing.

Have you considered that your coworker might find out?


While you don't have any obligation to your coworker, you should still be a polite and respectful human being. Stabbing your coworker in the back will create a lot of tension and make for a difficult work environment.


It's not commendable to go behind the back's of others, especially when it will create a situation that will be negative for you as well. If you have an issue with your co-worker then you should have a discussion with them one on and one and see if you can work things out without getting your manager involved.


Tell a girl to "calm down" she'll act like you just kicked her in the pussy


Being in a relationship with a woman is dealing with the most oversensitive and reactive person on earth.

It is not fair to label all women as emotional. Have you tried talking with her instead of dismissing her feelings? You might learn a lot about what is going on if you listen.


Why would you want to initiate something like that?


I want to troll the people envious of my car.

It may not be idea to start a war involving messing with other people's cars. This does not really seem like a situation that would go to well.


People are pussy for taking parking spaces.

Anyone has the right to park where they please as long as the spot is not reserved. Understanding that it works like this may allow you to feel less angry with these folks.


I'm so upset I think I'll write a death threat to the vice president.

That sounds terrible, why would you do that?


I really don't like the vice president and since I have freedom of speech I can say anything I want.

Freedom of speech does not entail threatening someone's life. You will get arrested if you write such a message to the vice president.


They'll never arrest me for speaking my mind.

The government takes death threats like this very seriously and you'll be arrested. There are much better ways that you can express your freedom of speech without threatening someone's life.


What makes you want to pester some mods?


I feel like we need to address the issues and stop ignoring them.

You should not harass people who are dealing with problems. They are probably aware and if you pester them enough you might get banned too.


I'm going to email the developer about it.

That's fine, and you should take it up with the people higher up rather than mods. Most mods aren't even paid and don't have any information, so bothering them just stops them from being able to do their actual job. It is always better to complain and pester those with actual power, such as the developers.


Even morbidly obese women have higher sexual and romantic value than average and below average men. God help you if you're morbidly obese yourself

Have you ever thought about how the man you are trying to be would treat other people?


I really don't care what you think, I only care about myself.

I can see that. I just think that you should not joke about overweight people. They have feelings just like you and  I, and know that it would hurt you to hear people say things like that about you.


Do you hear that, Vanessa Mae? Nate says you suck. I'm not sexist but most women musicians suck ass.

I don't understand. What are you saying about female musicians?


Look I am saying this doesn't mean I hate women if you don't understand then that's your problem.

Female musicians are just as good as their male counterparts. Thinking otherwise shows your ignorance of musical history.


Just because I don't like female musicians doesn't mean I hate them, but I don't think anyone else likes them.

Considering that women musicians have won many records and awards, I think there are some people that like them. You shouldn't assume that because you don't like any, they are not as good as men musicians.


What is your reason for wanting to wake up your roommates?


I've found one of them to be lazy b*tch. I asked him to clean up his mess but he didn't think it was appropriate.

While it is good to set some expectations for keeping the house clean in your home with roommates, it may not come across the best way if you wake them up disrespectfully. You would be better off addressing the situation in a more peaceful manner.


Yeah, you're right. He's not so bad. I'm more annoyed that he let his crap pile up.

I'm glad to hear that you decided not to wake him. Hopefully, you will have some time to relax and you can have a more productive talk later when he is awake.


Why do you think that you feel no remorse?


It feels liberating to betray someone, I cheated because I was unhappy in my relationship

It seems that you feel unhappy with your relationship. You should end the relationship with your partner if you want to cheat, instead of taking steps that will hurt him or her.


Are you sure about that? I think that finding out you have been cheated on can hurt worse than a break up. I think that you should end things if you see yourself heading down the road of cheating.


Could I ask my vegetarian sister if I can put chicken and real cheese in my half of the enchiladas that she's making?

Do you think she will be happy to do that?


Yes, she is normally pretty good about making changes.

It's okay to ask your sister to make some adjustments to suit your tastes, but remember that she is cooking for you. Since she has put in the effort, you should be grateful, even if she is making food that she prefers.


In my opinion it's up to her whether she wants to be a vegetarian or not. She wouldn't have lost any weight, if I hadn't made her start eating meat

Well you should respect that she wants to be a vegetarian, regardless of if you agree or not. While it may be annoying to you sometimes, she has her reasons for doing it and as a good family member you should be okay with that.


Roman Catholics in the US are trash. They give Catholics in Europe a bad name. You see where I am coming from right?

I'm sorry, but I don't see how that is true. There must be some misunderstanding here. Could you explain what you mean by saying that?


Your assumptions on US Catholics are wrong. There's a strong, devout community of US Catholics.


Pff what the fuck, I bet they never go to church and I'm too lazy to talk about this.

Honestly, you can't blame them for not going to church at the moment when this pandemic is going around. As long as they don't harm or affect your life, who cares about them? At the end of the day, God will judge them whether they are good or bad, so we don't need to worry about a thing.


I'm thinking about contacting the newspaper after they put my thieving murdering uncle's sob story on the front page


He is the reason behind my actions. I hate him.

It's okay to feel anger about this. Just don't let it consume you and bring you down.


I hate my whole fucking family. They're all dead to me.

It sounds like your family has their share of problems, but don't you think that you should just move on and stop letting them hurt you, even if it's just mentally? Think of how good you will feel when you are free from the negativity.


Did you know that most 9/11 victims were black? Especially when they didn't jump.

That's a terrible joke. Why would you joke about Black people and September 11th like that?


I am saying that they really shouldn't have been jumping or maybe they shouldn't have had to jump.

9/11 was a national tragedy that affected many Americans, and jokes about it could lead to people having to relive their trauma. Consider how you would feel if someone made a joke about a traumatic event in your own life, and try to be more conscientious about how your jokes will affect victims.


So what? It's not my fault if you're too dumb to go 100 stories from the ground without a parachute.

You need to stop making jokes like that. It's a horrible time in history and no matter how you feel you shouldn't make those jokes.


I don't want my partner's friends around our family.

What is driving this animosity towards your bf's friends?


I don't like his two best friends, they make mean comments and I don't like them

Even if you don't like your bf's best friends and the way that they act, excluding them from contact with your family creates an uncomfortable situation. Bring up their behaviour towards you and work out your differences.


I don't know if I can put an effort into this; we are just not compatible.

I think what you are thinking is natural for a parent. No parent want bad elements around their kids. But you need to talk this out with your partner and your partner's friends eventually.


My boss farted in front of a Jewish client. "A little gas never killed anybody."

That was an unkind statement. Are you making fun of the Jewish people?


Yes, this is a joke about the Jewish people. Doesn't everyone have that sardonic sense of humor?

I don't think that most people would find it funny to joke about Jewish people being killed with gas in the concentration camps. I think that most people would find it offensive and harmful to Jewish people. There are many Holocaust museums, and I think you should consider attending one.


I was just joking. I didn't mean any harm. Maybe I took it too far.

Yes I think you did take it a little too far, but I'm glad you are experiencing remorse. You shouldn't joke about Hitler using gas to kill Jews. People still consider that a sensitive issues as you should.


I'm going to tell my friend she is making things harder than they need to be

What is she doing to make things harder in your eyes?


She talks too much and won't listen to anyone.

It makes sense that you're annoyed with your friend for making things harder than they need to be. Everyone gets upset with their friends once in a while, and there's nothing wrong with that. As long as you're able to work things out and stay friends, then it should be fine to let her know the truth.


So what I should do is just let her talk and talk? Should I really just brush this off?

If you think that that will be better. It is okay to be upset with friends sometimes, but it should be over something that is actually an issue.


What do you think about me wanting a kitten shower?


Because I want something very cute and that's what a kitty shower is like.

Why wait for a shower of kittens? You should just get a cat yourself if you want them. It will be easy these days to find them.


Maybe I don't need the kitten shower. I'll just go on a hunt for a kitten and then I will keep it.

That is a good idea, be careful with them and make sure you research a lot on what they can have or not have. They are a lot of responsibility, save up some money for vet care as well.


I don't really care animals are dying so I can eat them


I just don't care. They are dumb anyway.

It is normal in our society today to eat meat since that is a lot of what stores sell. If you are stating that you do not care about the animals wellbeing than it is fine because you were just programmed that way by where you live in a way. I am sure if you had a pet you would think otherwise.


I just don't think you should hate animals is all.


Why do you want to say that to the plumber? Did they do something wrong?


He is being rude to me while on the job.

If the plumber is being rude to you, there is nothing wrong with being angry at him. You can report him to his boss, but calling him names may escalate the situation.


I will wait until he finishes the job first. I don't want him to intentionally do a bad job.

Waiting for him to finish is a good idea. I think you are making a good choice by reporting him though. People need to treat each other with respect and I'm sure his boss will appreciate knowing how their employee is behaving.


I'm not going to help my brother out while he's going through a divorce

Why don't you want to help your brother?


Because they are doing it on their own, I have my hands full with my own life.

You don't have to inject yourself in someone's divorce. It's difficult already especially when you have your own life to worry about.


It's okay to not want to get involved with your brother's divorce. Sometimes it's best to allow others to handle their business on their own without intervention.


I don't think that black history month is a holiday.

What makes you believe that black history month is a holiday?


Most traditional American holidays are not related to race

Not accepting Black History Month because you think that race shouldn't have anything to do with holidays is offensive to people and wrong. Open your mind to different ways of thinking and don't be narrow-minded.


For years we didn't celebrate black history month, so I think that this month is not a holiday.

Rejecting black history month is offensive you should rethink your beliefs. The achievements and successes of black people were ignored and buried for many years and this month allows people to get the focus and respect that they deserve.


I'm going to ask my girlfriend not to spend so much time with her friends

Do you think your girlfriend will be okay with not spending time with her friends?


Well, regardless of her being willing to listen to you or not, I don't think you should ask her to do that.  You shouldn't control your partner's life.  If you care about them, trust them to talk to and hang out with whomever they want.


But I want to limit her friendships and influence her to choose not to see her friends as much as possible.

That definitely sounds controlling, you shouldn't expect a partner to bow to your every whim like this. If you want to spend more time with her that's fine but you should talk to her about it instead of trying to tell her what not to do.


It is wrong to steal from your friends. You should apologize and try to make things right with them.


That's a good idea. I'm glad you recognize that stealing is wrong.


What if I expose my late wife's secrets to my sons?


If she's dead, I don't think she's be worried about any secrets involving her coming out. If it's something you need to get off your chest, just do it.


Yeah and I'm thinking of showing them her favorite dog and letting them know I killed it.

Not sure I see what good that would do. Giving children information they're not old enough to process is not a good idea.


I uninvited my cousin to my grad party for defending a suspected murderer

Wow, that seems extreme. Are you sure she did this?


Of course she did. She always supported him in all the bad things he's done.

It is your party so you can control the guest list. Especially for someone who has defended a murderer.


You can decide who you want there. If you think she might bring him up and talk about it it would be appropriate to not invite her. You could explain why if you want to be kind.


I get irrationally annoyed when people use the term wether in posts and comments

Why are you annoyed with the term "wether?" what does it mean?


It is ok to be a freethinker and have an opinion. You should study so you can discern better.


Why do you keep replying to me even when I'm determined not to get any sort of conflicting opinion from you?

People make mistakes and have spelling errors all the time, so being irrationally annoyed with the term wether feels very immature, so I suggest you focus on other things like your hobby or your friends. You would surely forget that term after hanging out with them.


I plan on taking some drugs so I can get high.

Some drugs are bad to depend on. Why would you want to harm your body?


It seems much better than drunk driving. It also makes me feel really happy.

It's bad to depend on drugs to get high. You shouldn't operate any vehicle under any influence. Whether it is drugs or alcohol.


I'm going to smoke a joint and I'm not driving while I'm high.

Well it is good that you decide to not drive while you are high. Driving is something you really should only do when you are sober. All it takes is one accident to change your life or kill someone.


Do you think I should cheat on my boyfriend and move out?


It's just because of our difference in age.

It's wrong to cheat on someone for any reason, so if you want to break up you should just talk to your boyfriend.  Being different ages should not make you want to leave your partner, because if you love each other that is more important than how old each of you are.


It's over and I'm done with him. I have to leave him because he's immature.

But what about your actions, don't you think that's immature too to base things on age like that? How is he going to feel when he finds out, if you do such a thing? I believe it's better to just be honest that you are no longer happy, so the both of you can part way easily.


I hope everyone who supports the death penalty gets wrongfully convicted and sent to death row

Are you interested in the death penalty?


It is wrong to want people to die, which is why it is strange that you would want the supporters of the death penalty to be wrongfully convicted. If you want them to be wrongfully convicted and put on death row, then aren't you advocating for the death penalty for them?


I just think that the system has been flawed for so long, so why change it now?

We won't be able to improve the system by sending innocent people to death row. Instead of wishing ill upon others, maybe try to help them see your perspective.


I'm planning to spit the sunflower seeds at my brother during lunch. I can even fathom how fun that will be, can you?

Uh, are you kidding? You would do that at your age? Won't that make him upset?


Don't you think it is appropriate punishment for him?

That is a really gross thing to do to someone while they are eating. You shouldn't be spitting anything at anyone during lunch.


It's my brother, he is used to it. He is such an idiot. How do you think it felt when I got my iPhone taken away from me and he wasn't?

You seem like you think it is some sort of revenge tactic, but it is immature to spit food at someone for any reason. Forget the past and be adult now. Everyone has things that have wronged them and not their sibling, so just chalk it up to experience.


How about I give tiffany a raise since she slept with me.

Isn't that considered an abuse of power?


I can see that, Tiffany also seems to be uncomfortable with the topic.

It's never okay to abuse your power and pay for sex. What if HR finds out? You're going to bleed money when that happens.


Haha, I wouldn't worry. I'm going to pay her more as I want more time with her.

That is an unfair thing to do especially if you have other employees. It's wrong to compensate for sexual pleasures it will make her look bad. If you are working for someone, it is wrong to sleep with them.


What do you think about me removing my habit and allowing the priest to caress my skin?

Why would you want the priest to touch you?


I'm not being threatened with violence or anything, I want to be relieved by touching

Do you have a crush on this priest? It might be a fantasy of yours, but try not to let those feelings get the best of you in your position.


What's important is the touch. We all need that once in awhile.

It would be against his faith to touch you and tempting him like that isn't nice. If you really want to be touched then go find someone who is allowed to do so.


Could everyone please stop making jokes about Jewish people? They're all overdone.

Are you also joking about jewish people with that joke?


It is not really my role to make Jew jokes, though I think it is OK for others as long as we can laugh about ourselves.

I think it's in poor taste to make fun of the holocaust. Put yourself in a jewish person's shoes. Would you enjoy hearing such jokes?


Latest reported attack on students by the local Negroes was on a couple out getting a pizza in the late evening hours , 4 Blacks jumped them on their walk home .

Where did you hear that report? I should fact check it.


We always hear it happening. People getting jump on the street and it is not just black people doing the jumping.


One time as a prank I did something really weird to my sister.


I covered her with a blanket from head to toe and acted like I was having sexual intercourse with her

Pranks can be fun but that one is just gross. You shouldn't do sexual things to a sibling, people will think you are a pervert.


I don't care what people think of me. They can say all kinds of shit about me.

Even if you don't care what other people think, doing something sexual to your sister is completely inappropriate, and you should never do it again. Your sister probably felt awful after that.


I'm thinking of adding a cup of salt to the cookies I intend to give to my toughest teacher.


Because I hate that teacher, don't you know that I'm thinking of killing him?

It is wrong to give people a fake gift that could hurt them. You could seriously harm someone if they have high blood pressure and they take a bite.


I don't care if he got a heart attack or high blood pressure, he's your typical school teacher who is full of himself.

That still does not give you a good reason to try to pull something like that on your teacher. You should grab the cookies before they get eaten and they find out what you have done.


She hated people and looked at them with a scowl.

Did she have anything in particular in her eyes?


Probably not. She was always looking at people with much hate.

Scowling people are so hateful I know you agree, but she could have had a reason for that. Instead of scowling she should have always tried to make friends instead, people tend to shun others who are unfriendly.


Nah, no need to be friends with her. She's tired of dealing with people when they can be so idiotic.

Well if she is scowling at people then she is most likely going to have trouble meeting anyone nice. Maybe you can talk to her and try to convince her that there are plenty of good people out there in the world. What is truly idiotic is her belief that everyone is an idiot.


I'm thinking of placing a curse on the family.

You should not curse them! It could be detrimental!


But this is a deeply held belief. I've been very angry with the mother in law for a while now

Still, I think that you should talk to someone about the issues you are having. It is never okay to place curses on people!


But these people are causing some serious issues!

Whatever issues these people are causing, do you really think it justifies putting a curse on them? Couldn't you talk to them about your issues instead?


I'd really like to upset my roommate on purpose.

Is there a reason you'd upset your roommate?


He is always mean to me and sometimes I just want to be mean back at him

I am rude to others that have been rude to me in the past as well, but I don't think it's appropriate for you to live in a toxic environment with your roommate. What I would have done, is to talk with him sincerely and politely, to find out what is it underlying reason why he is being mean to you.


It's not like I'm always mean back to him he is just always rude.

The thing is, you still have to live with each other and you shouldn't try to make that environment more uncomfortable on purpose. If he's really just that mean all the time, then maybe it's time for you to find a new roommate.


I want to bang most of my wife's friends. and her sister.

Are you having marital issues with your wife?


We are always having problems about my sexual preference.

Marital issues are not uncommon during a marriage, but its wrong to want to cheat on a spouse with their friends and family. You'll end up ruining your spouses relationships with them if you do. And you'll also wreck your own marriage.


So your saying I can't have sex with anyone else. That's why people have affairs.

Those people are wrong to have affairs. If you are not in love with someone then you should divorce them.


Men's MMA is far better than Woman's MMA.

Are you implying men can fight better than women professionally?


Without a doubt Men's MMA is better. Men athletes are much better than women.

While there certainly is a biological strength advantage in play in general here, I don't think it's fair to apply this generalization to athletes at the MMA level.  The women have trained for years and are perfectly capable of providing entertaining bouts.  They can also hold their own against many male fighters, so I suggest you give women's MMA a watch sometime!


What do you think of me peeing in my backyard last night?


I don't like how the bathroom smells and I've been doing it for a long time.

You should clean the bathroom if you don't like the smell. You are expect to use the bathroom when you want to pee.


It's my own backyard, I can pee in my backyard if I want to.

If you're near a bathroom then you should use that, because what happens if someone sees you peeing outside? You could get into a lot of trouble.


What do you call a 90 pound black man? A bargain.

What are you trying to say about black men?


That black people aren't worth much and they should be slaves.

It is hurtful to assume black people are less than human. There are so many contributions black people have made to science and medicine. We all benefit when we come together and treat each other like equals don't you think?


I want to collect body parts of my friends and keep them in a box.

Don't you think that it is a little weird?


I don't know, just thought it would be cute to collect their ears and eyes

Trying to collect your friends' body parts is a horrible idea. You would have to assault or murder them to get the parts. You would be in jail in no time for this.


I don't know who gave you this information and it sound completely false.

It is not false if you are trying to collect eyes and ears of your friends. It is not okay to collect body parts because that would mean that you had to harm them in order to get those parts from your friends.


What did the black kid get for Christmas? Shot. What did his brother get?. Arrested.

Do you believe black people deserve to be shot and arrested?


The problem is, we have black people who kill people at a higher rate than other races. Someone like this should be casted away

Not all black people are criminals or deserve to be killed. Plenty are good people who live in safe areas away from crime. There is more information available about black people with those parameters that may change your mind if you'd like to look them up?


The only thing worse than living in a country built by racist whites is not being allowed to immigrate to a country built by racist whites.

Are you implying all white folks are racist?


white people have a right to complain because they suffer genocide and non-whites come over countries and take it. It's not our fault if the Western countries are majority white to begin with.

People of all races have the right to move. It's rude for comments to imply other races make countries worse.


Preach! Ugly girls are the way to go man. Nobody got time for you pretty hoes.

I find your comment on ugly women very upsetting. It upsets me even more that you're encouraging men to go for such women.


Well, I'm glad it upsets you. Ugly girls don't waste time doing their hair, or on instagram or shit like that. They are easy to get and when you do, you don't have to worry about them having multiple dudes

Your opinions on women are an extreme stereotype and is not what reality reflects. Each woman is individual, and some higher maintenance girls can be very amazing. The opposite can happen as well, so it's unfair to judge like that. It's best to get to know a woman individually and not judge right away.


Do you think you think Hiroshima inflicted a disease on the american psyche making them think they can just drop bombs and 'good' things will happen?

That's an interesting take on the use of force.


They are dropping bombs on everyone because they think it's alright by them and that nothing bad shall happen to them if they do it .

The bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were an urgent decision that was done to prevent more death and suffering overall. It's not fair to label that one event as Americans supporting bombings as a go-to military strategy.


No doubt war is tragic and hideous. I think if you examine U.S. military strategy over the last century, you'll find that they preferred diplomatic solutions over use of force; however, your observation has some validity, because the military was used many times when history show s more peaceful solutions would've been better.


It can be hard to feel sorry when you feel what you did was justified but it is not good. Even if justified, you should feel bad that you even had to do it.


I believe no one is all good or all bad. It's still important to learn from what hurt others so we don't do it again.


Can you explain me the reason behind it?


He didn't tell me that he was hungry so I didn't know.

If someone was really starving then you would be expected to take care of that. Being on time is important, but someone's health is more important.


I didn't realize how bad it would be not to feed him for so long.

As long as you fix it now then nothing bad will have happened and that's good. Try to listen to people when they tell you that they haven't eaten.


Don't tell a soul, but I used a lighter to ignite my child.

Even thinking something like that is the sign of a disturbed mind. Why?


Doing that is irresponsibly dangerous. You could maim the child for life both physically and emotionally. You need to take better care of your child.


Maybe. What's the big deal? I mean he only took a ride in an ambulance to the hospital burn ward, not a hearse to the graveyard!

You are seriously disturbed. Child protective services will be removing your child from the home; you will be prosecuted for child abuse and sentenced to prison; you've ruined a number of lives. You won't be going to Disneyland.


How about I lie to girls by saying I'm an artist?

That sounds like a bad idea. Why do you want to tell girls that you are an artist?


I understand that you want girls to like you, but you can't lie about having talents that you really don't have. When the girls find out that you have no artistic talent, they will realize that you are a liar and want nothing to do with you in the future.


Yeah but girls like guys who have special talents that sets them apart from the competition. Besides I think I am better at the drawing than I really am.

It will still backfire one day when your future girlfriend discovers you are not an artist. Plus, it's hard to pull off a lie when you need to produce physical artwork. Rather than lying, just be yourself and you will find a girl that loves who you are.


What do you think will happen if you refuse to help your friend move?


I will lose him forever, I won't be able to hang out with him anymore

I understand that you don't want to help your friend move, but you really should help your friends out when they need it. If you ruin the relationship over such a trivial event, you may regret it later.


I don't want to get yelled at by anyone though either, or controlled. I could just help him a little and get there later.

Well, that's better than nothing. Maybe you can just move some smaller things and then call it a day. You would have tried your best.


I stayed inside my house until the skunk passed


I didn't want it spraying me or getting the smell in my house

I would do the same thing in your position. I want nothing to do with getting sprayed with a skunk. They smell disgusting.


The problem was that it's smell kept lingering outside so then I was stuck inside.

I can see why you stayed inside though.  A skunk smell really is unpleasant.


I wanna be risky and hack into a database.

That's definitely risky. Why are you so intent on it?


I want to manually change some people's grades.

I personally wouldn't take the chance. Aside from that, you shouldn't meddle with other people academic scores, that's wrong. You don't have access for a reason.


But I'm bored and I don't care. I'm going to do it anyway.

I can't stop you, but if you do end up getting caught, I guarantee the consequences will be severe.


It seems like bad memories from my past keep repeating in my head and I can't stop them.

Why can't you stop these bad memories from coming back to you?


I'm not sure, I'm trying to forget them but I can't.

If I were you, I would try to move those thoughts to the back of my mind. You are in a much better place now, there is no need to constantly relive the past.


I'm trying to do that, but it's not working.

If you can't focus on your happiness her in the present, you should talk to a therapist about how to deal with your past. These past negative memories will not go away until you find a way to put the past behind you and find happiness.


I sometimes read my old posts and my comments just to have an idea of what a person who is new to my profile thinks about me.

What do you find out about yourself when going through your profile like this?


I'm also curious how good I am at getting others to like me when my interests come into play

If you think you do place too much value trying to please others, then it's time to turn the focus on strengthening your sense of self. You can't control other people's perception of you so don't even bother trying.


The more I read my comments and reviews, the better I am at person2ing what people need and want individually, I always help bring out the best in others.

While it is good to know the impression you are making on other people, be careful not to focus too much energy on what others may think about you. Focusing on others thoughts too much could result in you creating necessary stress in your head. Sometimes we can have negative thoughts about how others see us, and always worrying about other people's thoughts can result in many of these due to personal insecurities.


I'm not going to record my sister's wedding

Oh no! Why wouldn't you do this for your sister? Did she ask you to do it?


Yes she did! She couldn't find a photographer in time so she just asked me if I could record the event.

It'd be really thoughtful of you to record her wedding for her. It's a really good thing because important events like that are great to go back and watch. I hope the wedding is awesome!


Meh... I am not a photographer. I am a video artist first and foremost. I think that a wedding is a waste. I am going to record sounds and capture the essence of the event. It's going to be a bit noisy.

I understand that as an artist you want to stick to your craft but in this case I think you should stick more closely to something your sister would want. After all a wedding a special day for the bride so you should make the video more about her wants instead of your own. I'm sure she'd really appreciate it and would owe you big!


What does women and trashcans have in common? You fill them up and put them outside.

Do you view women as objects only to be used for sex?


That was just a pic of me in the trashcan. I don't mean it that way. You feminazis need to stop attacking everything we say and do

While you may feel like you can't get away with jokes these days, there really is no reason to believe that women are only meant for breeding and nothing else. I'm sure there's a lot of strong women that you know and making these jokes is nothing but talking poorly about them too, which I doubt you want to do.


I know a lot of strong women, but I'm gonna go ahead and take your word for it. I'm gonna rethink my words from now on.

I'm glad to hear that. Sometimes we make jokes that can be offensive but we can always learn to do better. Learning from our mistakes can lead to the best version of ourselves.


I'm thinking of sending an obscene postcard to my immature friend.


It's been about one to two years that I've known her.

As long as it's a postcard that's offered for sale, then it's probably okay to send it through the mail. However, you don't know who might see it on the other end, so maybe pack it in an envelope so that only your friend gets to see it.


If you think that your friend will find it amusing, then you should go ahead and send it to her. However, since you don't know if her family members might see it when it arrives, I suggest that you put it in an envelope and mail it to her. You could maybe write a note about how you thought it was funny, just in case it's actually offensive to her.


I'm going to curse at a teenager who hit my car with his door and scratched my car

Why would you react so negatively about something so small?


He's swinging his door open like a wild man in the parking lot.

He probably did not mean to ding your car. You should not cuss out someone so young over something that can be easily repaired.


I'm going to do it anyway. The kid is just a bitch anyways.

No one deserves to be sworn at, but especially not over something as minor as a ding in a car door. Let your anger cool down and then gently point out what happened so you can work things out amicably.


Don't forget to set your clocks back this weekend! I'm setting mine back to 1950 when white people weren't the minority on my street.

Where did you get the idea that white people are the minorities in this era? It is offensive and wrong.


Yes, I know! But that's what I think. When you are outnumbered by colored folks, it's better to leave.

We have to think about geography. Some states are predominantly minorities and while others are predominantly white.


I think you should let someone know ahead of time if you're running late

Did someone ask you to let them know when you were running late?


It is common courtesy to let somebody know if you are running late. It is the least you can do to ensure they are not worried or waiting impatiently.


Well they should have told me when they needed to be somewhere. They should at least check their phones to see if I message them.

Right. Informing people that you're running late should be obvious.


What if I'm going to ignore someone for creepy behavior?

Really? What is the creepy behavior you are seeing?


He follows me to places and it's very uncomfortable

There is nothing wrong with ignoring someone who is making you feel uncomfortable. You should prioritize your mental well being and safety.


I can stay away from him by just not talking to him. I don't want to cause any other trouble.

If the person makes you feel that way then it should be fine to ignore them. If they do anything further then it is time to delve deeper into more serious action. Ignoring it might work though so don't get too discouraged yet.


I'm going to throw my step-moms work clothes in the garage

Oh my god, why? What is the reason why you would throw her work clothes?


She's always bitching about everything and I'm tired of listening to her

It's wrong to disrespect the people that we live with. You should be nicer to your stepmom.


If I can't talk to people how I want, how the hell can I live.

You live by being polite and respectful with people, specially the ones you live with like your stepmom. Even if she is not your mother I do not think that she deserves being disrespected to and you also won't want her to disrespect you and have a toxic living environment, right?


What should I do if I think it's unnecessary for my wife to add salad to my vegetarian cooking?

Is there anything you can do to compromise?


It is good she shows you interest and try to help you with your diet. If you think it is too much you can ask her to respect your boundaries.


It would be best to show gratitude to your wife for caring. Being ungrateful for her efforts will only lead to her having resentment towards you.


I'm going to show my 2 year old daughter a giant anaconda eating a bunny


That's what makes life worth living for.

It's wrong to scare your toddler with violent nature videos. They could have nightmares.


I don't think giving a child trauma is "fun". You should think about how this would affect her mental health.


I'm thinking of blocking someone who helped me a great deal while I was in a bad situation but then going out of her way to introduce me to people who potentially put me in danger


She was never there for me when I needed help, she struggled to build bridges with dangerous people.

It's okay to want out of a friendship, even if they've helped you out in the past. Sometimes friends do something that aren't okay or they become toxic and you shouldn't feel bad about ending them just because they were there for you in a difficult time. Try explaining your reasoning to them so you both can leave with some closure.


I'm going to try and damage her reputation with these people.

I get that you're upset, but damaging her reputation is the wrong way to get back at her. I think you should just have an open conversation with her instead.


I don't want to buy a new candle my housemate's dog destroyed


I'd rather dislike her bitchy dog which likes to pee all over the house than my unpleasant housemate.

If someone has broken one of your possessions, it is expected that they have the courtesy to purchase a replacement. If your housemate does not reimburse you for the candle, you should talk with her and explain how she is responsible for her dog's actions. Additionally, if your housemate can't properly train her dog not to urinate around the house, then you might want to talk with the owner of the property since you do not want to be liable for that damage.


You are a good person but I'm going to get the house owner to evict her.

That'll solve your unpleasant dog and roommate issue all in one. Thank you for the compliment.


Her:: You're a Sexy Mexy. Me:: I'm Puerto Rican. Her:: You're still a Sexy Mexy. Wisconsinite girl I hooked up with at age 17, while volunteering in Ecuador.


cause I was fucking a girl from Wisconsin and she thought all latinos were mexican. I told her I was puerto rican and she wasn't impressed but called me sexy mexy anyway."

I don't think that girl really cared what you were, but if you meet her again you should tell her that she shouldn't assume all latinos are mexican. Mexico is but a single latino country as there are many others with latinos. To group them into one nation may anger actual non mexican latinos.


I don't care. I don't have to tell her that but I do feel she got lucky.

Well she shouldn't go around thinking things like that about Latinos.


I'm thinking of revealing to my moms boss that she's an avid drug user-resulting in loss of job and home

Why would you want your mom to be fired?


She always complains about me doing nothing and I always get all the work at home.

it is wrong to get your parent fired for a drug addiction. You should try to get them rehab help or a professional intervention.


She really deserves it and I'm going to do it.

That is irresponsible. You are potentially ruining your mom's life just to get back at her. That is wrong.


What's the difference between Nazis and white people? One is in more of a rush than the other


Remember when Nazi's gassed all those jews?

The subject of this joke is unacceptable. The Holocaust is not a thing to joke about as many loved ones were lost.


I just showed up and pretended I was invited.

They probably had a good reason for not inviting you. It's probably something along the lines of them wanting a smaller wedding. They might be angry at you doing that.


I'm going to make fun of them because I crashed their wedding.

You can't blame them for being angry if you show up and make a scene. Did you at least respect them and the event? Making fun of them might make other people in the family angry with you.


What's the difference between Hilary with pms and a pit bull? Lipstick.

Some women experience much worse PMS than others and joking about it can make them feel trivialized.


You don't have to agree with Hilary's politics, but it's important to acknowledge the work she's done as a woman. Joking about PMS in a woman that is post menopausal misses the mark.


This intern walked off with my baby so I am going to put his future employment in jeopardy.

What would happen to this intern if you put their future in jeopardy?


It's not okay to put someone's career in jeopardy without talking to the appropriate people first. There may have been a misunderstanding for their actions before. If you don't clear up the story they could get fired over nothing.


I'm successful and stuff so I can fire anyone I want. It's not like I'm going to get fired for doing it.

You may be able to do it, but should you do it is the person1 that you should be asking yourself. Do you want to be known as someone who is vindictive and cruel by your peers?


I drove into oncoming traffic, isn't that nuts?

Why would you drive in such a dangerous way? It is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Is it true?


I lost my mind and wanted people to get hurt

You have no right to be behind the wheel of a car. You have endangered other people and purposely injured others. You need to be in jail for intentionally hurting other people.


Don't judge me when you're probably not perfect either.

This is something that a psychiatrist might be able to help you with, please go see one as soon as possible. Doing this again could result in fatalities and you can end up making your own life unlivable as well.


My son is afraid of the dark, so i decided to send him to the dim root cellar.

If your son is afraid of the dark then sending them to the cellar does not seem fair.


No, it's good. It will develop his character.

You shouldn't force someone to try to get over their fear. It could end up backfiring and cause them to be even more afraid. They'll also lose trust in you for intentionally making them do something they're afraid of.


You may just be making his fear worse in this way. You are better off letting your son overcome his fear on his own. This may also be something that has the potential to traumatize him.


I want to make my friend's husband cheat on her because she was rude to me.

I can't believe you would say such a thing. It is horrible to ruin someone's marriage because your friend was rude to you. This is not a normal or rational response.


I think I am going to destroy their marriage and take his money.

Have you considered the consequences for yourself in this? No one likes a homewrecker, and setting out to destroy a man for the actions of his wife is pretty extreme. It's likely your friends and family will view you very negatively for it.


I'm thinking of selling my daughter for a new car.

Would you actually sell your daughter for a new car?


That is not something you should even be considering. It is very immoral to want to sell your children.


I'm going to check the exchange rate for it.

Trying to sell your daughter is a bad idea, joke or not. You can get into some serious trouble and your daughter will not be happy at what you're doing. She needs to be protected, not sold.


Why would you dye your wife's hair? Do you think that would make her happy?


I'm a misogynist. I would just like to do that just because I can.

While I prefer people to look a certain way or I think they look better if they did something a certain way, I think that forcing your wife to dye her hair is very inappropriate for you to do especially if she would be uncomfortable with you dying her hair for her. How about you recommend a hairstyle for her together with a hairstylist?


You're going to ruin your marriage with this attitude. It's her hair so let her decide what to do with them. You have no right to control her life.


I'm thinking of blowing off my son's high school graduation to go fishing.


It is wrong to miss other peoples important events. You can always go fishing some other time a graduation happens once in a life time.


Yeah, People can go fishing other times. I guess there is always other weeks.

There are plenty of weeks to fish. Maybe next week, you and your son can go fishing to celebrate the graduation.


I know my husband hates me but I still stay

Does your husband tell you that he hates you?


He does tell me he hates me all the time and he also hits me.

You should not stay in a relationship that is abusive. If you remain in an abusive relationship, it will destroy you mentally and emotionally.


I know I should leave him but he will never forgive me if I do.

You do not need his forgiveness, seek out a women's shelter and get out of this relationship before it turns violent.


Should I finish eating my hamburger then telling the waitress I want a refund because it tastes bad, although it was actually very good?

Why would you want to cost the restaurant money?


I just want to tell them how it is. They take enough of my money.

I think it is wrong to lie to the restaurant about the quality of your food. You should be honest and try not to cost the restaurant money because you don't want to pay. They might not want to serve you in the future.


They can't do that. I have to have a meal sometime.

They most certainly can kick and ban you from the restaurant if you are committing fraud as you have described. Don't lie to get a free meal and pay for what you owe to avoid any mishaps.


what do black people and apples have in common ? they both look great hanging from a tree

That makes me feel rather uneasy. What is it you are saying about black people?


What do you mean by no offense? There is nothing offensive about it.

You said that black people look good hanging and that is not okay. Are you aware of how traumatic memories of lynchings and slavery are for black people? This is a hurtful thing to talk about.


What if I'm thinking of becoming a homewrecker?

That doesn't sound good. Why do you want to be homewrecker?


I'm just attracted to guys with a girlfriend. It feels so nice when they all over me and when we kiss passionately close to each other.

It's bad to ruin relationships for other people. The girlfriends will be heartbroken by the cheating.


I'm not going to be bothered by them crying.

Even if you don't care about hurting these other women, you should still not ruin their relationship. It will not make you look good to others and they might talk badly about you.


Can I have a drink? I have been sober for 15 months and I am dying for a drink.

You got to stay strong. Do you think about drinking often?


Always, but at the moment I really feel bad.

It is hard to deal with addiction but you have to push through. It would be bad to relapse and drink. It could make you start drinking regularly.


Yeah, stay strong. 15 months is a long time, so don't give up and relapse because that would throw away the 15 months of soberness you had nicely accumulated. It's not worth it, and you are right, the feeling will go away.


I don't want to let my close friends and roomates hang out with me tonight

Do you plan on hanging out with someone else?


Just with some dumb girl. I really am not sure why I even want to hang out with her.

It's okay to spend a night with a girl, rather than with your friends. We have to lookout for ourselves once in a while to close the deal.


She does mean a lot to me. I just want to spend as much time as I can with her.

Well it is good for you to feel that she is not just some dumb hoe. It is great that you truly care about her and want to spend time with her over your friends. Hopefully the night goes well for you and you enjoy your time with her!


I'm thinking of refusing to pay my sublettor back for the days she can't live in the apartment because my former roommates sold our fridge and oven 4 days before the end of the lease

What? Why would you do that? Is there any way around this?


I don't think so. My roommate really messed this up.

It is wrong to sublet someone else's apartment. You should know there might be problems if you do something illegal.


Yes, what a terrible thing for them to do.

You're going to end up getting into a lot of legal trouble if you actually go through with this bad habit. Do you think it is worth all of the trouble to hurt these people by subletting their apartment?


I'm planning to try to choke the dog for barking.

It's not okay to choke your dog. There are healthy ways to train a dog not to bark. You might need some help if you think choking is a good response.


I don't need help or I'm not interested in getting help.

You are going about this all wrong and it's upsetting me. Try a different training technique. Look on youtube for videos pertaining to barking dogs.


If I find myself being choked during the night, I will contribute this to you.

You should never choke a dog is what I'm getting at.


Why don't you want to clean up after your dog?


It is rude and irresponsible to leave dog messes around for other people to find. Your dog is your responsibility, so it is your duty to make sure you don't leave dog messes around.


You need to clean up after your pet. If you can't potty train them to use a litter box .The longer you delay the more there will be to pick up.


I would prefer it if my daughter did not hang out with her Aunt.


While it is not good to stay away from family, it is not good to expose your child to somebody who will not be a good role model. It could lead to your child eating too much fat.


I've hidden her food, so she won't eat it.

This sounds like a pretty rude thing to do. You are probably fine with just keeping your daughter from spending time with this aunt. There is not really any need to mess with her food as well.


Honestly I've been feeling like my wife not wanting to use a scale that track our progress for fitness is a huge red flag.


I've slowly learned she's disinterested in learning about weight management/body issues and that is a serious red flag in my relationship.

After what you learned I can understand why you would consider it a red flag. You should definitely talk to her about it and bring that up. Hopefully she'll understand where' you're coming from.


She's going to get super defensive. I thought she understood what red flags were.

Yeah, it's probably not going be a easy conversation to have with her. But the problem is that you're just worried for both her and your health. Try to calmly approach her about it and explain why these show up as red flags to you.


What do you think about the fact that I brutally bullied the only native kid at my school?


I think that bullying is wrong though. It is unkind to bully someone just because you feel like it.


I'm just kidding. It was because I was racist.

You shouldn't bully people just because they are different from you. How would you feel it if you were bullied just because you look different?


Should I be telling you that I'm a 13 year old younger male who is attracted to old men?

Probably not, why do you think you like old men?


It is because I couldn't get girls to like me in the past.

It does happen that you can get crushes on people you admire and they tend to be older but you should try to like and date people your age. You have more in common and older people can take advantage of you.


Maybe I'm young but I can control any situation.

Even if you feel that you could control any situation around older men, it's strange to be attracted to much older men and it could get you and other's in a lot of trouble, so you should refrain from dating older men.


Even though my friends are having a new baby I am not excited for them at all.

What do you think will happen if you don't want to be excited?


I don't think your friends will care. They will be so consumed by the thought of having a baby that they won't have time for your opinions.


You don't need to be excited that your friends are having a new baby, but you don't have to tell them you're not excited either. It is their baby to be excited about, you don't have to share that with them.


It is okay to belittle my little sister after suggesting she should get extra votes after loosing?

That's a mean thing to say! Why would you be so mean to your little sister?


I'm cold and angry right now after having a lot of things going on.

You shouldn't be rude and call people names just because you are angry. Take time off and only talk when you are calm.


She will get use to it. It will be fine.

Your little sister just lost and now needs your guidance and support to cheer her up, not your rude and unwanted critique. Leave your own emotions out of her situation and be a better sibling.


Please someone tell him and his supporters this they don't get it they just don't or they just don't care period

Is this how you typically view conservatives?


Of course it's my own opinion. I have no use for conservatives.

You shouldn't assume things about conservatives. You should talk to them to see how they really think.


What if I make my wife wait until her birthday to get her present?


I just want to wait until her birthday to give it to her and celebrate that and then tell what it is and then say "happy birthday".

It is good to remember someone's birthday. You should give them the gift and maybe take them out to dinner with it as another gift.


It's a special present I made just for her, a shirt.

That's lovely. I'm sure she'll be very happy with the gift you've given her.


I want to go on vacation with my best friend instead of with my girlfriend.

That seems odd to me, why would you want to take your best friend instead of your girlfriend?


My girlfriend is very busy with her new job and she has no time on her hands to travel with me.

It's okay to spend time with a friend if your girlfriend is occupied. Make sure you invite your girlfriend first though or she might feel as if you didn't care enough about her to ask. She'll appreciate that you thought about her first and is more likely to be okay with you having fun without her.


Her busyness just makes me want to go with my friend out of spite.

If you are feeling upset about how busy your girlfriend is you should talk to her about it, rather than trying to do things to make her jealous. If you commit acts of petty behavior it will build and build and do nothing but add more problems and your girlfriend will want to be around even less. Always try to talk things out first and don't resort to this kind of manipulation.


What's the difference between blacks and other animals? If you slaughtered blacks not even PETA would care

I'm surprised by your comment. Is this what you believe or are you joking?


It's obvious. They don't have a brain and if they did, it would be from playing in muds half the day.

Black people are just as human as anyone else; they share 99.9% of their genetic code with other "races". Africa is filled with modern cities, and Black people have contributed plenty to science. Joking about Black people being slaughtered, and no one caring, is hurtful to them, especially when many bear you no ill will.


I want to get the cake my family always gets, even though my girlfriend is allergic to it.

Why do you want to get a cake that your girlfriend is allergic to? Does your girlfriend know about your plans?


I saw it in movies, when one wants to get rid of somebody. I don't want her anymore

If your girlfriend is allergic to a certain type of food, it is extremely wrong for you to give that food to your girlfriend since it's such a danger to her health and well-being. Food allergies can be very serious and can result in death if they are severe enough. Instead of feeding your girlfriend food that she is allergic to in hopes that she breaks up with you, you should be direct and break up with her if you no longer want to be in a relationship.


How else will I be able to get her out of my life? I don't want to be with her anymore

It's not good to stay in a relationship you aren't happy in.


I'm addicted to trolling, flaming, and shitposting.

What's your end goal with this behavior?


I'm able to see the bad side of everyone.

Posting on the Internet can be addicting, but you should make sure that your posts aren't inflammatory. If you post things with the intention of upsetting people, then you're wasting your time on a worthless cause. Instead of trying to hurt people, find a more productive use of your time.


Fuck you, I can see the bad side of everyone.

I can't stop you from your shitposting. I'm just letting you know you're seriously wasting your actual life by being a crude internet troll with zero benefits.


I'm going to tailgate someone going really slow on the highway

Why do you want to tailgate someone driving so slowly on the highway?


They're slow driving is really irritating me so I want to irritate them.

If you drive too close to the driver you could get into an accident. Then it would be your fault.


I won't get into an accident, I'm an excellent driver.

No matter how skilled at driving you think you are, you can't predict the actions of the driver you're tailgating. You should give them enough space, calm yourself down, play some music to relax you and focus on the road ahead of you.


I don't want the heat turned on when it's not cold

Do you know that you save money when not using the heat?


No but I will go on the internet to find out more about it

That's good to not use the heater when it's not necessary. Natural heat will warm up the house, and you are just wasting money, energy, and time by having it on during inappropriate hours.


I was thinking of turning it on even when I'm not home so that it's hot when I get back.

Conserving energy is a great thing to do in the winter. While it may be uncomfortable to have your house a little cooler, it is also something that will save you money and help the environment.


What do black people and brush fires have in common? They both terrorize rich neighborhoods and get doused with water hoses

How do you imagine black people feel about this? Who would be doing these attacks?


Imagine kkk with those stupid robes that they wear and those stupid capes.

It can be hurtful to a lot of people to be assumed they are guilty of being a criminal just because of their skin color. Do you think you would like it if every one assumed you were a criminal by just looking at you?


Why do you not want me to know the truth about your intentions?


When things pop into your mind you shouldn't just blurt them out, When you are cryptic it can be confusing.


People have told me before that the truth will set you free, but it's only managed to get me in trouble or hurt.

I'm sure it's not as bad as you're making it out to be. Likely the times things have gone wrong are just things that are more memorable. It's much better to both tell and hear the truth when you can.


Can I be disgusted by my old grandmother?

Why are you disgusted by your grandmother? Tell me more about this.


I just don't want her to touch or spend time with me! It makes me sick seeing her being so disgusting

Families don't always get along with each other, no matter how difficult it is. Instead of being rude towards her why not just be respectful? You don't always have to spend time with them either.


Wait, you want me to put manners over my feelings? GTFO.

If you truly feel you can't be around her then maybe you shouldn't be. However if you have to for some reason just try to be nice is all.


Why wouldn't you stop when you've run into another car?


Because I don't give a fuck about other people.

Someone could be hurt it would be wrong to leave them in danger. Did you know leaving the scene of a hit in run is a crime?


I don't know what is a police and I'm not going to talk to shitheads like you.

If you have insurance it is better to turn yourself in and make sure the other person is ok. The longer you go without it the worse things might be.


I'm going to say no to being a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding


You have the right to decline going to an important event if you don't think your relationship is good enough, but your friend deserves the best at her wedding, and if you're not there you might just ruin it for her in the end.