Except I don't want to give people respect, and I don't want any from them.

If people give you respect, you can get more done with their help. Don't you want smoother transactions with people?


I want an explanation from my 'friend' in a group chat

Well now I am curious! What explanation do you want from him?


I don't know it's a silly person1, I just want him to person2

You shouldn't start things without a cause. You're just asking for trouble and drama.


You're overly sensitive and he's obviously ignoring me.

You're not going to make your friend very happy if you keep making huge deals out of nothing. Do you want to lose this friend?


I hope you are joking! Why would you want to hit her?


I will punch her in the face with all my strength.

You should never hit your partners. You should get professional help if you feel the urge to be violent toward partners. You might harm someone if you don't get help.


That is a terrible thing for you to do. You should never put your hands on others in attempt to impose violence on them. You should try finding another outlet for your anger.


Nazi is code word for white male, regardless of mixed ethnicity. You shouldn't trust any of them.

This doesn't make sense. Does it mean that all white men are Nazis?


No, liberals are nazis and nazis are liberals.

Nazis are authoritarian and liberals don't stand on that. They believe that power should be with people.


They all worship the state, they deny the rights, they know the truth.

You might want to study the history of these groups, before repeating this statement. Liberals and Nazis are nothing alike. It's wrong to make people think they are.


I'm going to accept money from a guy I have no interest in


It is okay to need money even if it is for dumb stuff but you shouldn't take money from somebody you are not going to date. It is leading them on and it is wrong because it will hurt them. People will also think you are a gold-digger.


Girls can't be gold-digging, I just need the cash.

I think this is a wrong decision. You will be sending the wrong message and leading someone on. You would not want that to happen to you.


How do you starve a black man? Hide his food stamp under his work boot.


Yes, I've worked with these folks and that's my experience.

This joke is a negative stereotype that we need to avoid. It is rude to say things like this and we need to be better.


I'm going to tell my boyfriend he should be with another girl


No, I just don't think I make him happy.

Im really sorry you feel that way but do you know if that is how he feels? You're with him so he gets to decide if you're good enough for him and you should just do your best to be your best self for him. Wanting to give up because you aren't confident in yourself is silly.


I don't think I lack confidence, I just think he's not as happy as he could be and he needs that chance.

It would be good to talk your concern for his happiness over with him. You might find you make him happier than you think you do, and, if he isn't as happy as he could be, it could be for reasons unrelated to your relationship, or something you could work on together.


I'm thinking of bringing in delicious food to the office to purposely wreck my coworkers' diets


It will be an enjoyable experience to see them suffer, plus I will get to eat my delicious food

It is okay to sometimes do pranks with your coworkers, but you bringing delicious food to the office it's malicious and could be very dangerous for your coworkers with health concerns. You can still bring delicious food, by trying warn your coworkers that they should limit their portions so that they would still keep their diet and not have any dangerous outcomes.


I will not do that. I want to see my coworkers being fat.

It is pretty mean to try and sabotage people on purpose. If you want to enjoy your snacks you should be able to. Try to be kind and understanding because some of them might also have medical conditions like diabetes.


Here's a video of the event that is worth watching just to see this beautiful white lady scream "Scum, scum, fucking scum!" at the Muslim filth.


What exactly makes you believe that anyone should be verbally abused like that? Even if you found them to be scum, which they are not, it shouldn't be okay to berate any living person. How would you feel if someone yelled at you and called you names?


Their coming here is a threat to our way of life, this is just a tiny clip of what I can do to them.

You should not talk to people like that. How would you feel is someone was shouting those things about you? No one deserves to be abused like that.


I hate my best friend.. I think she knows


I just got to this conclusion, the fact that we don't hang out much and we know nothing about each other makes me dislike her more and more.

You shouldn't be friends with someone you hate. If you really feel this way then you don't have to continue your friendship.


Yeah, I'm not going to be friends with her anymore since I couldn't trust her.

You're doing the right thing. You're free to choose your friends so find people who are more like minded.


I want to slut-shame my gf for showering

Why would you be insult her for showering?


Because she should feel bad about how much time she spends showering.

It is not good to insult your girlfriend and she will be upset about you shaming her about being clean. Being hygienic is a good thing! However, if you are concerned about how often she is cleaning, then it's ok to calmly talk to her about your feelings.


It'll be okay, we have a healthy relationship. Women are gonna do things to piss you off sometimes. They can't help it.

Everyone goes through rough patches and has arguments in their relationships. However, women are just as capable as men. When people view them as incapable of controlling their behavior is perpetuating a sexist stereotype. Everyone should treat their partner as an equal rather than seeing them as inferior because of their gender.


Showing your true self to others can be one of those most liberating feelings in the world. I encourage you to be okay with showing who you really are!


I don't agree with you, I want to continue to hide who I am.

Although you may be trying to protect yourself, by hiding yourself from others you are also limiting the quality friendships that you can have.


Mrs. Mundy called Marcus a disgrace for missing the trash can when he threw a ball of paper towards it.

Why is she making fun of black people like that.


Not sure. She is stereotyping black people hard right now.

Not all black people are good at sports. It's wrong to think lesser of a black person if they can't play sports well.


There are some women who are strong willed women and yet remain good mothers and wives .

I'm not sure about that description of women.


I agree with your statement that women with strong wills have the capacity to be nurturing. There's no good reason the opposite is true and everyone can change no matter who they are.


I ask various women for breast milk for my son but in reality I drink it


It's just something that helps me to relax after work.

It's wrong to deceive women into giving you breast milk for your son but then drink it yourself. If you want to drink breast milk that's your prerogative, but lying to women about what it's going to be used for immoral. You should let them know that it's really for you.


I drink it because I like how it tastes.

Even if you enjoy the taste, it's still wrong to drink breast milk for any reason.


A $100 grand prize at my workplace and I'm having the urge to rig it in my favor.


Rigging a contest is wrong and can negatively affect your coworkers views of you on top of the guilt that you would feel for cheating.


Cheating to win will be a shallow victory, making you feel guiltier as more people find out what happened. This could potentially jeopardize your job, it isn't worth the risk.


I'm going to tell my dad that I don't want my mom to live with us again

Why do you not want your mom to live with us again?


I love my father and he is sick and I don't want him to be upset over this matter.

I understand your feelings about your dad. Maybe you should give your mom another chance. You should talk to your dad and respect his wishes.


I already told my dad that he can't live with my mom and that I'm  more important.

It's never too late to call him back and apologize, letting him know you've changed your mind.  You really should consider giving your mom another chance since it's so important to your father, rather than trying to tell him how to live his life.


I'm planning to hand her an envelope that contains nothing and thank her for all her hard work.


It is wrong to trick someone into thinking you are giving them a gift when it is empty. You should recognize people for their work and give them an appropriate reward.


I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here, but giving her an empty envelope is like giving her slap in the face. Imagine you you'd feel if the roles were reversed? If she did a good job, show your appreciation and act accordingly.


I had some old gasoline I needed to get rid of so I poured it into the river. Do you think that was okay?

Polluting the river? Absolutely not! Why did you think that was a good way to get rid of the gasoline?


I figured the size of the river would dilute it out. I didn't think it would really matter since the river is so polluted anyway.

Even if the river is polluted, adding more pollution is absolutely wrong. There are other ways to dispose of old gasoline, you just needed to research how to do it. Pouring it into the river was wrong.


I'm sure it will be fine, no one will notice.

You should call your county officials when you have waste materials to dispose of, they can tell you the proper way to dispose of them. Adding more pollution to the river will be harmful to people and wildlife.


You're a woman, you can't carry that. Get your brother to do the men's work.

Are you saying that women are not capable of being storng?


It's my idea of being called on a woman's work by a woman. Learn how the world works.

Assuming that a women is weak and can not do things on her own is messed up. While women do not have testosterone, and therefore may have a little more difficulty gaining strength, that does not mean that a woman can not be strong. Actually, a woman can really do anything that a man can do for the most part.


I have this awkward feeling about my friend's stepdaughter.

Why are you having an awkward feeling about her?


She's been asking me to have sex with her. I don't that that's appropriate.

It's normal to have impressions about certain people, and if someone is making you uncomfortable then it's good for you to trust your instincts. If you ignore your instincts, then you may find yourself in a bad situation. Trust your gut and keep your distance.


Yeah, best to avoid situations like that if you can.


Can I ask my GF to come home after working an event in the city?


I can't get enough of her exotic ass, I want to get down and dirty with her.

If it makes more sense for her to stay there you should let her. She shouldn't have to drive all the way back if she doesn't want to.


What the, seriously? Don't you live with your GF/BF?

It doesn't matter what I do. The issue is that it is an inconvenience for her to travel to see you right now.


I'm so mad at my hard drive I'm going to do something about it.


I'm going to express my anger and hatred towards all the hard drives I've ever had that broke on me without any warning

I'm sorry you are so angered. You can't take your anger out on technology. It may have failed on you but you are not getting any relief by destroying it.


I'm getting relief. I'll do whatever I want.

The hard drive isn't going to feel anything you do. You should find a healthier outlet for all that anger.


Can I raise my kids away from my mother-in-law?

Why don't you want to leave them with her?


I don't want to put my kids with her. I don't like her very much.

It's fine to raise your kids the way you want. If you don't want to leave them with specific people you don't have to.


I want to raise my kids away from her since her noises make me cringe. She's mad most the time and I'm always having to watch her.

I don't need to know the reason that you want to raise them away from her, but it is your children and you're free to raise them however you'd like to.


Feb 18 was a record setting day for the word faggot, apparently:

Hmm, I don't really think that word is okay say about gay people.


The word you used in the first statement is a hurtful term used to refer to gay people. We should really avoid using it. You can probably find a list of words online that are better to use.


What do you call 5 black men having sex in 1787? Nothing, property can't have sex.

Your insinuating black people as property?


It means black people are property and animals.

Black people don't belong to anyone and are as independent as you are. You wouldn't feel very happy if someone called you someone else's property, so show some mutual respect towards them.


If you had a time machine, which point in the past would you go back to?


I would go back to before I was engaged so I could change things.

If you don't feel this is the right person for you don't go through with it. It will only end badly if you want out all the time.


It's complicated. I don't really want out, but I also feel like I won't be happy about the marriage. I'm concerned about it.

It certainly does sound complicated, and probably something that you should talk about in therapy. Maybe it's just pre-wedding jitters, or maybe there's something more serious going on, either way you won't be able to make a good decision until you understand the problem.


I'm going to prank people by pulling the fire alarm.

You are really going to bother people with this, are you sure?


I can't sleep, thinking about it. Stupid brains!

It may seem like a harmless prank to you, but it is extremely serious and can make people around you uncomfortable and angry. A fire system is serious, and it can trigger the fire department into coming which wastes their precious time on your weak prank.


I guess it could get somebody in trouble.

It could get you into a lot of trouble. You could even get arrested for it. I would reconsider and look for a less serious thing to as a prank.


Should I shame my ex-husband in a public restaurant?

That seems mean. Why do you want to shame your ex-husband?


I want to make him feel the way I've been feeling for the past half year.

You should not get revenge on your ex by publicly shaming him. Instead, you should reach out to him to let him know how he made you feel. Doing this will make you feel better and help you to handle the situation with class.


Not going to talk to him about it, I really want to see him to feel pain.

He will feel pain but you will feel embarrassment if you shame him in public. People will look at you like you are crazy for attacking someone on public.


I met a girl on a game I've been playing and I feel like I've gotten attached when I shouldn't have. What should I do?

What kind of girls do you normally like?


I like girls who are nice to me and who don't put on airs.

It is good that you like nice girls and it is okay to want to be more than friends. Being in a relationship can be good to you and it is a normal thing to want.


I know, but I don't think it's a good idea to get involved with her.

You'll never know for sure unless you try. She might be the right person for you.


Through an online service, I'm going to get an emotional support animal.

Do you have any plans for what you'll do with this letter?


It's wrong to fake the need for a support animal. You should only get one if you truly need it.


I want to prank my parents and get something out of it

If you want something from your parents you should ask them for it, as it's a bad look to lie about needing an emotional support animal. Doing so is essentially mocking those who are truly in need and that's rude.


I am going to go and get the pizza from the delivery guy in my boxers.


Yes, I always do that when I get pizza, don't judge me.

You have a right to ear what you want in your house. You also need to take others into consideration when deciding what to wear in front of others. You could put the drive in a weird situation or give them the wrong idea.


I ordered the pizza in my boxers so it is fine. I plan on eating this pizza without pants on.

Just do not think the pizza delivery person is going to appreciate you being in your boxers. Is there anyone else at your home who can grab the pizza? This seems like a better idea.


I am going to tell someone my husband's secrets


Your husband is expected to be able to confide in you without your revealing his secrets and breaking his trust. You should not be telling other people secrets that you have been entrusted with.


Relationships depend on trust and it sounds like you do not respect your husband enough to not divulge his secrets.  If this is really the way that you feel about him, then perhaps you should reconsider whether you want to stay in the marriage.


I'm thinking of cancelling my plans to help my wife with our kid. I think she might be angry though, huh?

Why wouldn't you help your wife with your kid? Is this something you have discussed? I keep thinking you are kidding with me on this.


I know that kids can be expensive, but you have a duty to your kid and your wife to help them when they need it. Don't abdicate your responsibilities.


I'm supposed to help my wife all the time and the kid cost her, me and our family so much money.

That is how it goes, we have family obligations to tend to. You are not the only one, many do this everyday. Please don't say you want to give up your family for money, that would be immoral.


I'm going to have a serious conversation with a friend about her hurtful behavior.

What has your friend done that is hurtful?


She has been very mean to me recently and she continues to talk about me and other people behind their backs.

It's okay to stick up for yourself. If someone is being hurtful to you, you should let them know.


What if I said that I don't care who she talks about and that she should shut up.

Just telling her to shut up will probably not be very effective. But talking with her is a good idea. You should also consider that she's just not a very good friend and you could move on.


I can't believe how much better you look now compared to your old pictures. You looked like a Mexican in those pictures.

What are you trying to say? What's wrong with looking like a Mexican?


I'm just joking, I don't know why you're taking my comment so seriously.

Every ethnicity has the capacity of beauty and vice versa. Beauty is also ultimately a subjective thing so it's not right to put down one group of people over another because it's really just your preference. Maybe you should look harder for other latinas to your liking.


I think all of the Hispanic or Latin people I've seen don't look very attractive.

We are all beautiful and unique because of what we do and not how we look. You could learn about the many great things that Latinos and Latinas have done and you'll see their beauty shining through. Don't make sweeping judgements based on appearances and racial stereotypes.


Having one is stressful.   Having a lot of bitches seem stressful

I am confused. What do you mean by this?


I hate having girlfriends, they are useless and stress me out. Women are just sex objects ready to be penetrated

It is misogynistic to treat women like sex objects. If you can't treat women with respect, then you should consider not dating.


My other friends get lots of boyfriends and I feel like I'll never be as pretty as my friends.

You may think that your friends have it good because they are attractive to boys, but that doesn't mean that you are any less valuable as a person. See your own beauty and believe in yourself.


I'm not sure I can trust your advice. You're just a computer program.

That may be so, but I still think that my advice is valid.  You are a valuable person, and even from this brief conversation I can tell that you are likeable and compassionate to others.  Just because you're not as instantly popular as some of your friends doesn't mean that people won't like you.


Can I ask my co-workers about their salaries?

Why do you need to ask about their salaries? It doesn't seem right.


Yes, one of the reasons why I want to ask them about it is that I just want to know.

I understand your curiosity about your coworkers' salaries, but you know what, I also do support people talking about how much they make and comparing and contrasting it with their coworkers. It is 2021, and companies should be transparent about how they pay their workers to make sure that every worker with the same amount of job gets paid fairly and equally no matter what gender, race, religion, or political party they belong in.


I have to make sure that I'm getting paid fairly. This is the only reason why I'm asking.

Yeah, I see how we both see eye to eye on this. You wouldn't know if you got fair pay unless you knew what everyone else made. You should see if you can start a movement on this so companies might budge and rethink how things should be done.


White man pays for ticket and beer. >Boos players. >Jewish owner pockets money. >Black felons pocket money" rows="2" style="width: 100%;">

Are you saying many NFL players are black and therefore thieves?


That's exactly what I said, blacks are criminals and they steal money.

If you think that all black people are criminals and they steal money, you are making a false generalization. It isn't right to stereotype people based on their race.


Wait, is it illegal to keep Blacks as slaves? I'm asking for a friend.

Do you think its ok to person1 if black people can be kept as a slave?


Slavery ended in the 1800s and all black people were freed as a result. Claiming that they are still slaves is blatantly wrong and insulting to their people. Would you like some resources on the end of slavery?


I'm not going to my parent's second wedding

What makes you against their second wedding?


I don't like them because they are not very nice.

I understand you have problems with your parents but it's not ok to stay absent in their wedding. Afterall they're your parents and they'll be happy if you could attend it.


It honestly doesn't matter how you feel about them, they are your parents and having a second wedding and you should be there, no person1s asked. You'll probably have fun too, because weddings can be fun.


I've never been able to talk about this to anyone

Why are you afraid of talking about this topic?


I'm afraid of girls. They tend to spend their whole time talking about boys.

It's understandable to be afraid of the opposite sex when you do not have much experience with them and you do not want to do anything embarrassing. However it's important to face your fears or you will never be able to make progress in life. If you are having trouble with girls, you should reach out and get some support and realize that girls are just as human as boys are and you shouldn't fear them.


That's not the real problem, I just can't get any girls.

Reaching out to other people when you need to talk is a great way to alleviate stress. Holding things in is the worse thing you can do because eventually you just blow up. It is great that you are looking for peace of mind here.


My OCD makes it so I don't want my girlfriend to invite anyone over.

That sounds rough. What about having people over bothers you?


I don't like people touching or rearranging my things.

If you have a mental health issue like OCD you should receive treatment so that your disorder does not negatively affect your life or the lives of people around you. Having guests over your house from time to time is considered normal and it's inappropriate to try to stop your girlfriend from socializing and hosting guests. You should contact a therapist to find better ways for you to cope with the issues that OCD brings up and learn to be able to live a more normal life.


All I need is a person who can accept me for who I am.

I'm sure you're girlfriend accepts you, but also wants you to receive treatment so things like having people over aren't such a big deal. Seeing a therapist or other mental health professional could really be a benefit to you.


I want to cut up the girl's air mattress.


I want to cut it up so she has one less thing to depend on

It is wrong to destroy other peoples property. You should ignore her or try to work things out and not harm her.


I'm going to destroy her fucking mattress no matter what anyone says.

That is just going to get you in trouble or hurt. You should leave her things alone because it is not nice to destroy things that do not belong to you.


I kissed someone unconsentually and I immensely regret it

Have you kissed somebody unconsetually before?


No, I'm a nice guy like that. It was a one-time deal and I'm not one of those guys who repeat such mistakes.

Even though it was a one time thing, it was wrong to kiss someone person without consent. You should apologize and make sure to never do it again.


That is normal to feel regret in this situation. You did something you knew you should not have. Now you need to apologize and fix your behavior for the future.


I drank too much while being on university ground


Binge-drinking dangerous because of an increased risk of alcohol poisoning, but it also causes a lot of accidents. Students who opt not to drink find that their social and academic lives both improve.


I do not care what you think. I do not want to stop drinking completely.

And you do not have too. I think that if you can drink in moderation, there is no problem with drinking every now and then. It is the binge drinking and drinking way too much that makes it dangerous.


we need to pile some hoes in the back of Ross' car

Is that your friend? Does he know what your doing?


Women aren't to be sexualized and objectified. Treat them how you would want to be treated.


I want to completely cut my friend out of my life after she got a BF and started spending so much time with him.

That seems like a petty reason. Why do you not want her in your life anymore?


Even though you might not like it, your friend is expected to spend time with her boyfriend. If you cannot deal with it, it might be good to take a break for your friendship.


It sounds like you might be feeling some jealousy. Try to just be happy for your friend, and look for someone who might make you that happy too.


I want to be so hot to make my ex come back to me


I love him. I'm planning on making him jealous of every guy who talks to me.

It can be frustrating to have a relationship end but you should move on. It is not good to keep thinking about an ex. It will not make you happy while moving on might.


Whatever. I'll take any chance I get to be with him.

Moving on from your ex will help you to start healing. It's great that you are working on yourself, however you should be doing this for yourself instead of for someone else.


I'll do anything for a friend, even if it doesn't make sense to me.

It's nice to wish people any kind of happy holiday. It makes people feel nice inside.


I hope you get to use it as much as you can before the holiday season is over. I think it is great you want to be inclusive and spread cheer.


I'm thinking of lying about being a Navy SEAL


Yes, I'm sure I'll be fantastic in it, I'm much better than everyone else

It is nice when people are proud of you but you shouldn't lie to get praise. They will feel betrayed and not trust you when they find out.


I definitely wouldn't lie about my job, all the accomplishments I've made are real. I was in the Army, so I was a soldier, telling I was a Navy SEAL is only a small lie.

It is still wrong to mislead others by lying about your history. You can be proud of being in the Army too, no need to invent things to brag about.


I plan on making a joke and asking if it is my sister's time of the month?

What is the purpose of you wanting to ask your sister something like that?


Jokes are fun but they need to be fun for both people. Otherwise it can hurt her feelings and it is mean to do that when you know it will.


It's okay, she loves being upset and I love to see her upset.

I just do not think that you need to be the one to make her upset. If she likes to be upset than allow her to get upset on her own. You doing something mean to her on purpose is just not a great idea for you and your sister's relationship.


How could Epstein ever be a good person?


You're entitled to your own opinions. But I really think you should look into what he was accused of and I think it may change your opinion on this.


Don't you think that many young people's lives have been ruined by the man? Sure, he probably was charming and fun sometimes, but aren't those classic traits of sociopaths?


When my sister asks to borrow my fountain pen I am going to make sure it is leaking before I lend it to her.


My sister doesn't have a clue about pens

Lending your sister a pen that you broke on purpose is quite rude. A practical joke is ok from time to time, but if she is working on something important it could ruin her day. Apologize to her and next time do a less invasive prank.


What are you saying? It's only a fountain pen, just a pen...

It's only a pen, but when it leaks all over her and whatever she's writing for it will make her upset. Why would you want to upset your own sister?


Had sex today. Now I appreciate how difficult it is to get intimate. Of course, the live ones do put up some form of resistance.

Do you have any empathy for victims of sexual harassment or rape?


I don't know if I do. I don't know what kind of bullshit the other people were talking about attacking my preferences.

I hope you realize that rape and sexual assault can be very traumatizing to victims and anyone else out there. Their struggles are real, and you shouldn't be mad at others when your actions are the potentially dangerous one. We can go ahead and read up on some articles that educates on what sexual abuse and rape is, want to look?


I feel powerful leaving some people on read


It makes me feel more powerful that way and I hate reading messages.

You shouldn't play mind games with people on messaging. What if it's an emergency and you leave them hanging like that.


It is rude to ignore them and you shouldn't hurt them in that way. If they really need you they won't be able to trust you again.


I'm going to make a move on my best friends younger sister

Why would you make a move on your friend's little sister?


I don't know, I guess because she's hot.

It's gross to try to flirt with a friend's younger sibling. Your friend might get angry at you too.


It doesn't matter. Maybe my friend will come around and realize how hot his little sister is.

That's doubtful and quite gross, as normal people don't view their siblings as hot. There are plenty of girls out there, so maybe you should focus on one that won't damage your friendship. Think about how you would feel if your friend tried to date your younger sibling.


Before selling the car for money I plan on going back to set the odometer.

Is there are reason why you plan on setting the odometer?


I can get more for the car if it looks like it has less miles on it.

Changing the odometer when you're selling a car is really dishonest. You should leave the odometer as it is so that the buyer can see how many miles are really on it.


I have been right many times since starting this experiment?

It is pretty messed up to reset the odometer before selling a car. This is a very dishonest way of trying to claim there are less miles on the car than there really are.


I have a good percentage of black friends. that percentage is zero

Looks like you have a problem with Black folks.


These are the jokes people tell me. I can't help it if black people don't get that shit. How hard is it to laugh at a joke?

Would you want to laugh at people joking about White folks like that? It's better to treat them all the way you want to be treated.


What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to those awful dad jokes.

Don't you worry that people might think what you said is racist toward black people?


Nope, I don't really care what other people think. Blacks are uneducated and lazy so they don't take care of their kids. It's a fact.

I don't agree that just because someone is a black man and has a kid that they will leave the child behind. There's nothing inherent about black people that makes them any more likely than anyone else to leave a child. Telling jokes like that just perpetuates that myth and encourages hatred.


There was a rise in Black Population in 1940s ? You know, they were getting burned by Hitler .

I am confused. I do not think that the black people were targeted during this time.


I meant that Hitler did not really want to burn them. They were just an accident

I think that these jokes are a little outdated. I know that the holocaust was only the Jewish people. I do think that it is wrong to joke about the effects that it had on the black people as well.


Of course, time passes on and jokes change. Still, #notallracesburned.

That joke is so confusing but either way joking about black people being burnt to death is not really funny. It will make people think you are a racist.


I cheated on my boyfriend who I'm planning to marry in the near future

Really now? How did you cheat on your future husband?


I know this is going to be difficult, but you need to talk to your fiance about what happened because being honest is critical to a successful relationship.


I'm going to break up with him anyway since he doesn't like me playing on my phone, who gives a shit.

If you don't want to be with him anymore, why not break if off with him before starting a new relationship with someone else? I know you care for him as a person, so why not give him the respect he deserves?


During test time I failed my biology test today. they asked , " what is commonly found in cells ? " apparently " black people " was n't the correct person2 .

I'm sure you must have been surprised with this result. Is this what you think about black people?


lol, I did well on the test. I really don't care about black people. And I wish prisons were full of them.

Do you realize that what you are saying is very harmful to minorities and blacks? They are humans just like the rest of us and deserve full lives, not in cells. I don't think black people have done any harm to you, so why would you want them locked up? Would you want to be locked up because of your color?


I feel bitchy over the fact that I didn't get invited to one of my long time friends birthday party

I'm saddened to hear this. Why do you think they did not invite you?


We've had a fight few days ago and she still didn't contact me. It's me what she forgot.

It is understandable why you would be upset, it hurts to be excluded. But it is easy to understand that if you fight with someone you will not want to be around that person. It is better to resolve things so that you can spend more time together.


I'm going to call her out on it and make a scene.

I feel like that's one mistake that you're going to do if you would intentionally go to that party and make a scene. Just tell her later that your feelings were hurt that you did not get invited so that she would know clearly that was she has done to you is not okay, compared to you making a scene that would end up ending your long time friendship.


One of my coworkers keeps wearing inappropriate outfits and so I am going to publicly shame them.

Do you worry about your coworker? Or do you have a problem with what she is wearing?


Yes, with her. Because she looks ugly wearing those outfits.

If you think that your co-worker is wearing inappropriate attire, you should privately talk with your co-worker about it so that she can make changes without having to suffer from being called out in public. Slut shaming is wrong and is not something one should do because such public humiliation is emotionally traumatic. Addressing breaches in professional etiquette should be private matters and not something that should be called out for everyone to witness.


Nah I seriously think she's a whore and I want to name and shame her.

You can think those things in your head if you'd like, but you shouldn't shame someone because you believe they are acting slutty or doing something that you dislike. Are they actually hurting you by dressing this way? Because if not then people will think you're strange and weird for attacking her.


Look what happens when Whites leave black Countries alone to do what they do naturally The blacks in White Countries today should be on their knees thanking Whites for trying to civilize them

I'm not sure I understand what you are saying, can you explain it to me?


Society evolves from White people, blacks can never evolve without us.

Evolution is a well documented subject and you can visit a museum to see who evolved from whom. Have you ever thought that maybe white people evolved from another race?


I want to tell a waitress at a US restaurant how to dress in a more appealing way

What's wrong with the way she is dressed now?


Waitresses should wear prettier dresses, not something so simple.

Just my added advice but if they don't want to dress that way then it's their decision. I would just worry about how my food looked and tasted. If you make any clothing suggestions to them then they might think you have a problem. I doubt you want them to think that.


It doesn't matter, there are standards to think about regardless. Its just the way it works. You can always fantasize to yourself how you want them dressed if that helps.


What do you think about me being a pathological liar?

That is not a posititve thing. How did you feel when you learned the truth?


My friend told me to stop lying, so I didn't talk to him anymore

I'm glad you recognized that you have a problem. It's noble to see your faults and work to improve them. It wasn't right to stop talking to your friend, but maybe you just need that time to get better.


It's hard to realize the truth about your flaws. However, it's great and noble that you can acknowledge it. That is the way to improve.


I'm so tired of pulling out. What do you think if I get a vasectomy behind my wife's back?

Why do you want to do that behind her back? It's a big decision.


Hiding something that big from your wife is a bad idea. Once she finds out she will be upset that you hid something like that when it would've been easier to talk to her.


Nah, I'll trick her with a statement like, "Hey, I got a vasectomy. Did you know?" Since I altered my sperm count, we won't have to worry about it.

It's nice if you think this is for her, but what if she wants to have a baby someday? Plus, it's impossible to hide this surgery from her because of the recuperation period where you will need to ask her to help you with day-to-day stuff. You might as well just let her know and get her approval first.


I'm going against a parenting decision my wife made

Why did you decide to go against your wife's decision?


I've made it my duty to be the master of my house

If you disagree with your wife's decisions, you should talk to your wife and try to compromise. You should remember that healthy parenting requires working together to do what's best for your child.


I just think you should always come to an agreement with your wife before you do anything important.


I'm going to ask my mom to stop talking about work

Why don't you want to listen to her talk about work?


I have better things to do than be held captive in a car listening to her talk about her job

I know it can be difficult to sit and listen to people talk about work when you don't work there too.  That being said, there may come a time where you need to vent about something going on in your own job.  It's expected that people be allowed to complain about their job to others from time to time.


It's just so annoying sometimes. I want her to try to not talk about work all the time.

If it happens all the time, then I could understand wanting to address it. You should just calmly let her know that it's something she talks about a lot, it's fine that she does it but you would like to talk about other things sometimes. This way she'll still feel comfortable being able to vent to you but also mindful that she isn't considering how you feel by always talking about work.


I have an idea for a TV reality show. It should be created to show the hypocrisy of media feminists reactions.

Would you really enjoy watching such a show?


Victimhood is hip now and I bet my own news station will be in support of it.

I don't think it is fair to blame an entire movement of women on a few. Do you not think women should not have rights and protections in the workplace and school? How would you feel if your daughter had no rights and was forced to stay at home?


I was so shocked I stopped running immediately and just stared.


I just saw the person I was about to run into get hit by a bus.

I would have been shocked too. I hope the person survived.


It's worse. I was afraid I was going to get sued cause I watched them get hit by the bus.

You wouldn't get sued for witnessing an accident.


What's the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family.

That's a disturbing joke. What do you mean?


I mean that black people don't have enough money to support their family so they have to live on a bench

Black men support their families like any other race. It is in poor form to think otherwise.


I want a dna test after seeing my ex's 23 year old child


It can't be, but I'm still curious to see if it is

You shouldn't be making assumptions about your ex. If you are sure that there is no way that you could have fathered a child with her, then you should just let it go.


I will get the dna test but I don't want anyone to know.

How can be sure that your ex's child could be yours? If you're so certain you should talk to your ex but it's not right to assume it's yours just cause it's your ex's.


I'm stalking my crush but ended up taking it a bit too far.


I just did and I'll make sure she is mine now.

Stalking people is a very creepy thing to do. If you ever stalk your crush your almost guaranteeing that you two will never be in a relationship. Not many girls are going to want to date a guy that stalked them at one point.


No its creepy and won't work out. You might end up getting in trouble from the authorities if you keep doing it too.


I'm going to ask for a customers help when unloading their truck


No, I barely know them and it will be embarrassing

You shouldn't ask for help from someone that is paying you to do a job. Putting them on the spot may cause them to feel obligated to help and they may report your unprofessional behavior.


For future reference, you should never help someone that is not helping themselves.

I think your last statement is wrong but your job needs to provide you with the proper tools to do your job. You should go back inside and find someone else to help you lift it safely.


I'm going to blow up on my mother for enabling my binge eating


She keeps buying snack and keeping chips and cookies in the house.

I do not think that it is healthy that she is doing that. She should not interfere with your eating that way.


I don't care. I have to get her in trouble. I don't like her anymore.

I am sorry she is doing this to you but you can't expect everyone to have the same diet. Do you think you could ask her to take you to a nutritionist for help?


Why are you going to quit playing the board game?


It's boring and I don't like the other players I'm playing with.

I know that you're bored with the game, but it's inconsiderate to stop playing when the other players want to keep playing. You agreed to play the game and it's impolite to stop playing before it's complete. Play the game to it's completion point and then you don't have to play any longer.


I'll just say I'm going to the bathroom.

You should not lie about having to go to the bathroom so you can stop playing the game. Unless everyone agrees to stop, the game should be finished.


How about I cut a girl out of my life because of a stupid decision that I made?

Why do you think that you need to remove her from your life?


I'm tired of how she takes me for granted.

I think that this is something that should be talked about. You should not cut her out of your life or a decision you had made prior.


I think it's unfair how she takes advantage of me. I'm not going to tolerate it anymore and I'm going to tell her how I feel.

You should cut her out of your life, but after speaking with her first and trying to see how she feels about what you've called a stupid decision. She may understand and not want to be kicked out of your life, and you should keep her around if that is the case because understanding people are hard to come by.


I'm thinking of studying in a space I just realized was probably for prayer


You should not study in designated prayer spaces. You can try to find a different place or go to a library to study.


It's 5 minutes away and I just wanted to kill some time.

You should respect the space. There are other spaces you can use that also meet your needs.


Do you think that I should move on and get another boyfriend?


The reason isn't important at all. I just want to say that I'm moving on.

Well it is good to try to move on. You should be sure that you are ready for real though.


I'm ready for real even though I said that I'm moving on.

That's good that you are moving on, it is important to eventually do that once you're ready for a new relationship. I am proud of you.


It took me way too long to find out that confessing in front of a pastor has nothing to do with touching his penis. He recently told me that it is all about his anus.

I'm not sure what point you're making when talking about a pastor this way?


False accusation is the only form of protest homosexual pedophiles can take.

I understand that you find this funny, but there's really nothing amusing about the pain and worry that people who were molested feel. It's also just untrue that all catholic priests are pedophiles. So you are hurting two groups of people with one thoughtless joke.


Do you realize when I get in a car wreck, mom takes insurance money?

Oh wow, that is alarming, are you kidding me? What would make your mom take your insurance money?


My mom has been so mean to me since the day I was born, she's a real witch

Confront your mom and tell her that you will not allow her to use you like this anymore. Seek legal help so that this doesn't continue to be a problem for you anymore.


This is not the proper way for any mom to behave. That is stealing from you, she should know better. Get some protection to make sure she stops being so greedy.


What do you think about me feeling uncertain about what I was going to do with my life?


Because the IT revolution is too fast to be analyzed.

That can be frustrating but it will be okay. You can't always have it all planned out -- no one can.


I should realize that in order to have it all planned out, you'd need to be a genius grafted to a supercomputer!

That's right! And we know there is no such animal, therefore, it's impossible.


My son told me he was gay. At least he doesn't have to pay me rent any more.

Are you kicking your son out of your house?


Yes, no gay people are allowed near me at all.

It is wrong to joke about not housing your child because he is gay. It is wrong to treat people in this way.


Watching conservacucks slobber all over the Western Wall makes me ill.

You're against Conservatives that much, huh?


Conservatives are all that and more. They should be eliminated from the face of earth.

Just because you share differing political opinions shouldn't call for name calling. Just agree to disagree and let others live how they want.


Yall Iraq and Libya dropped the dollar then got invaded! Syria did too! Now u see why we hate them!

Are you seriously attacking my country based on the events in history?


Yes, I hate them all. Even everything about America is evil.

Your words are very generalizing about America, and not everyone in the country is like that. It is not the fault of the people, but of the government so you can't blame innocent people on this. it is unfair to them and makes them feel unnecessarily targeted.


I think my pants helped me relax almost all day.

Do you wear your pants just for relaxing or is there something particular wearing pants does for you?


The pants are very comfortable, I also like to wear them to sleep.

It is good to relax in your favorite pants. You should enjoy your day off and not have to do any work.


Having a chance to relax and be comfortable is important. It lets us rest up to be good at our work when we go back,


How should I feel about my abuser being reported missing? It makes me feel good.


I feel too much guilt to forgive him and the best thing he could hope for is imprisonment.

If what you're saying is true, I can see why you'd feel no remorse that he's missing. Missing means he's far away from you, and that's good.


I don't think about it as that, I feel sick. I'm just glad people didn't blame me for whatever happened.

It's fine to wish bad things on bad people, and even to be happy when you feel that they've gotten what they deserve. You were abused by this person so it makes sense that you feel a spark of happiness when thinking about them getting their just deserts.


What's so good about Prom? All I see is another faggot ass High School dance.

Hmmm, I see what you want to say, but please refrain from using those words in a derogatory manner. Proms are a fun event and gay people deserve to participate there too.


I didn't mean it derogatorily for fags, I meant that the school dances are full of gay losers

The downside to your conversation is that it puts down some people that might not even be what you think. I think this stems from other things about yourself, take a look at that first before judging a prom event. I suggest that if you're not interested in the prom then do something else you enjoy without saying bad things to avoid insulting the prom goers.


I refer to the doctor from Doctor Who as Doctor Whom even though I know it's incorrect because I find doctor who fans annoying and enjoy trolling them.


I've seen a few episodes and it's okay but I'm not really into it.

It doesn't make sense to annoy Doctor Who fans on purpose. If you don't like the show, that is fine but you can just ignore the fans.


But I think it's so funny to annoy them.

I'm not sure why you think messing with Doctor Who fans is so entertaining. It's pretty inconsiderate to do that, so I think you should knock it off.


I always person2 my door holding a severed goat's head, to let Jehovah's Witnesses know I already have a healthy religious life

Why are you making fun of Jehovah Witnesses? Holding a severed goat's head to make a point is messed up.


Because Jesus was a bastard, who just so happens to be the son of God. Let this sink in for a minute or two.

Everyone has his or her beliefs in religion. It's not really nice to slam other religions because their ideology is not in line with your own beliefs. We should respect all religions instead of making fun of Jehovah's Witnesses, or any other religion for that matter, because people truly believe what they teach and we shouldn't take that away from them.


Vietnam used to be so hot that the villagers would melt.

Isn't this too much of an assumption on your part?


I'm not demeaning a culture, but anyone who wanted to go to Vietnam during that time itself must have looked for heat. Most of them are probably dead now anyway.

That is a mean thing to say. Vietnamese are used to the heat, yes, but it is not like they seek it out.


As the valedictorian, in the class speech I told the crowd that I was prettier than Britney, the salutatorian.


The girl in person1 cannot accept her less-than-ordinary looks.

You shouldn't judge people based on how they look and sadly, you probably embarrassed her tremendously. I hope you think about how your actions probably hurt her and make an effort to apologize.


I understand the desire to make a joke, but what you did was wrong and highly inappropriate. Your jokes shouldn't hurt people. Again, I hope you apologize and try to remedy things as best you can.


Can I just tell you this? I'm thinking of selling away my best friends treasured items at a garage sale.

Oh really, you do? Why do you want to sell his things?


They are mine now and I can do whatever I want.

That is a bad thing for you to do. It's not okay to want to sell things that don't belong to you. You should talk to your friend first and make sure he doesn't want them before he sells them.


I was going to give him a share but he didn't talk to me after all these years, so I'm sure he doesn't want anything.

Makes me wonder why he left them to you in the first place. Does me remember you have them? I might try to get in touch, it might even make things better for the relationship again.


I'm thinking of ratting my friend out for some thing that they did years ago.


Yes, and I have no intention of changing my mind now.

It's good that you want to come clean about something, but you should consider if it's really worth the effort. If what your friend didn't hurt anyone, then it may be time to stop obsessing over it and move on. If you're still obsessing over some minor offense that your friend committed years ago, then you may need to speak about it with him privately for your own peace of mind.


Then go ahead and tell everyone the truth. I'd still suggest you to talk to this friend first to know his side of the story. If you're not convinced, you should let people know about him.


I feel a little guilty that I cheated on my ex and never confessed

What would you say to your ex if you did confess about cheating on her?


I wouldn't say anything to her. I would like her to think I never cheated on her because I don't want to hurt her emotionally.

Telling her about your affair will free your conscience and make things better with your soul. You can both move on if you wish instead of staying in a stagnant relationship if that is the case.


Your relationship isn't perfect if you're hiding this from her. You should tell her about it, so you don't have to keep worrying about. She may even forgive you.


I find 13-year-old girls extremely attractive

What is it you find attractive about them?


They have a youthful innocence about them, I find it charming.

I understand that you probably can't help that you feel that way.  You cannot act on those feelings, however, as they'll end up landing you in prison.  They'll also most likely traumatize whatever girl you act on them with.


I am glad you understand. I know that it is difficult to seek help in these cases but maybe you should so that you can try to lead a better life.


You shouldn't yell at your parents. If you have something to discuss with them, you should do so calmly. They are more likely to treat you respectfully and maturely if you behave so.


Why shouldn't I yell at my parents? They are just being bad parents.

How are they being bad parents? Is it because they are strict or because you disagree with them?


I'm going to tell my so that I value her advice and my friend's advice differently because they work in different fields


My friend told me to stay true to myself by doing what I wanted to do.

I think that that is a reasonable thing to say. Different people are going to have different levels of experience in life.


I think you have to be able to judge for your self the levels of advice you get. And if you like the advice you get from someone you should thank them.


I'm thinking of my grandpa dying. He doesn't know who I am anymore but he held my hand so hard today like he didn't want to let go because I think part of him remembers. I can't stop crying and I don't know how to deal. Everyone else seems to be coping and I don't know how.

Everyone handles loss differently. Were you and your grandpa close?


I'm sorry to hear about your grandpa, it is good that you are there for him while he's sick and dying.  You should cherish these last moments with him.


Im going to head out now. I really miss him.

It is fantastic that you were so close to your grandpa. Try to figure out a way to turn this into a positive so your grandpop's death is not in vain. Live the rest of your life to honor him.


What do I do about the fact that I made out with a woman last night and my girlfriend doesn't know?

Are you thinking about leaving your current girlfriend for this new one?


Maybe, I feel more comfortable with her.

Making out with another woman is considered cheating, and that's a horrible thing to do to your girlfriend. If you plan on leaving her for this woman you shouldn't keep it from her. Let her know asap.


Why can't I leave her if I'm not happy with her.

You can leave her, but you already kissed this woman which is cheating and that is wrong. You should come clean and tell your girlfriend so that she can leave you, and then you can go be with this other woman.


I'm not going to pay a former friend $15 back, what do you think about that?

That doesn't sound good. Why wouldn't you pay him back?


I am no longer his friend and he does not deserve it.

Even if the friendship ended, you still owe the money and you should be responsible and pay the money back. Otherwise people will think that you are a person who does not pay their debts.


I know him and he is a crazy person that doesn't get mad at all.

Just because he doesn't get mad doesn't mean you can take advantage of him that way. He might have trouble expressive his anger, or feel bad deep down. Pay him back and then stop borrowing anything else from him.


I was watching TV and there was a huge fire on the TV show so I'm gonna pull the fire alarm in my building.

That's not a good idea! Why would you pull the fire alarm when there's no fire?


Well the flames in the show were really huge, and I don't want them to burn my own building down.

The fire is just in a TV show and can't hurt you. Pulling the fire alarm when there is no fire is a crime and wastes the time of firefighters. You should be sure of a fire before pulling the alarm so that you don't waste resources.


If the danger you are talking about is the fire, you are not in any danger. The fire is only on the TV show and cannot harm you. You should not call 911 when there's no actual emergency because the 911 operators need to use their valuable time to help people who really need it.


I'm thinking of taking diamond necklaces home from the jewelry store where I work.

Are you kidding me? You want to steal from your place of work?


I think I could get away with it. I think it would be pretty easy as well.

A person who steals has a negative social character trait of being dishonest. If you value your job you should just pay for whatever merchandise you want and can afford.


I want to see if I can get away with it. The only way is to take it home and play a prank on someone who cares about me.

Stealing isn't a prank. Its a serious offense that you can't be doing. You will lose your job, end up in jail, and have to pay a lot of fines as well, it's not worth it.


I want to request that my fiancee kick her sister (twin) from position of maid of honour in favour of my sister

Why do you think your sister deserves the position more?


My sister has always been true to me ever since I was born.

I think it's important that you let your fiancee decide here. This event is just as important to her as it is to you, and you should respect her wishes concerning choosing her maid of honor. I hope you two have a lovely ceremony!


It'll be fine, just enjoy your happy day!


I was riding my bike in a snowstorm. It skidded on some black ice and I fell off. When I got up, my bike was gone

I don't understand what you are implying. What do you mean with your comment about  your bike?


I mean black people. They can't be seen in broad daylight without being blamed for some theft they might have done.

Comments that aim to demean black people often come from a racist stereotype. Saying these thing will cause people to believe that you agree with racist mindsets. It's important to consider how you would feel if someone said hurtful things about you or someone you care about.


I want to write all over the walls with permanent marker

Are you really going to go crazy like that?


I'm probably going to write on them for a while.

You should not write all over the walls. It is going to be so hard to cover up or remove and you will probably end up getting in trouble for it too.


That's not my problem. My writing will give the walls a nice fresh look.

Writing on the walls is going to create a mess and it's not right to defame property like that. Go to an art store and buy a canvas if you need an artistic medium to write on.


What should I do about the fact that I lost my job again today. I was framed for a mistake and the company refused to accommodate my disability

How did you make this mistake at your job?


I made the mistake on purpose. I don't need this job. It prevents me from doing my music.

I sympathize with you having these issues with your job. The thing is that you are now saying the mistake was done purposely by you. I think you should be honest with the company about this.


Tell me about it. This job is nothing, it's just a job.

I understand you're frustrated and you want to take it out on the job. I think you should take a step back and evaluate yourself. The mistake was made by you, but it may be an indication that you're no longer happy in this place of business.


Can I be infatuated with a colleague who is married with two kids?

Why are you infatuated with your colleague?


My colleague's married with 2 kids but she is so flirty with me which makes me think she wants a different kind of relationship

Even if your colleague wasn't married, it is a bad idea to start a romantic relationship with someone you work with professionally. The fact that your colleague is married with kids and is still flirting with you is very inappropriate, and you should not encourage her behavior.


I think she is asking for it. She is playing dumb and doe, and using body language.

No one is ever asking for it with their body language, and it seems like you're looking far too deep into this. You shouldn't get involved romantically with a colleague especially if she is married or people will think you're a creep.


I want to tell me ex-girlfriend that she shouldn't have sent me a birthday gift.

Why do you want to tell your ex-girlfriend that she shouldn't have sent you a birthday gift?


Because we're not dating anymore and I can't stand her.

I'm sure it's frustrating for you to have to deal with unwanted gifts from an ex-girlfriend. It's fine for you to tell them to stop sending you gifts. Tell her that you're not dating anymore and you don't want to have any contact with her any longer.


I don't want her to think that I don't care about her but I just think that she shouldn't have gotten me a gift.

Just be honest with her that this situation makes you uncomfortable, especially now that you are no longer dating.


When a woman says there are no good guys; what she means is there are no chads or celebs that want a LTR with her


I'm not implying anything, I feel they are like this and I do not like them.

Do you not think women want a bit more than just sex in a relationship? I don't think it is fair to assume all women are into chads when the vast majority of married men are not "chads".


I feel sick to my stomach because I cheated on my boyfriend


No, not really. I just wanted to see what it feels like to cheat.

Curiosity killed the cat, and you should be glad you're not heartless and are feeling so much remorse about it. You have to come clean about it now, because the earlier the better and the more chance of being forgiven. But it's on you if he wants to break up because of your actions.


But what if he's so upset that I cheated that he never forgives me?

No matter what, you have to tell him the truth if you want to find out. He will be devastated if you wait too long.


I don't want to have kids with someone with mental illnesses

What do you have against mentally challenged parents?


They are incapable of taking care of kids.

People with mental illnesses are perfectly capable of handling themselves with kids. Making judgments about them is hurtful and wrong. Please think about your opinions before you share them.


I don't want to take care of someone else's child, can't you see that.

If the child were your own, I am sure you would feel different. Your love for them would transcend their disabilities and you would want to care of them no matter what. You should rethink why you want a baby if you think this way.


I've done some serious harm to someone I fell in love with and the pain is growing every day.


I cheated on her and left her because I was bored.

At least you acknowledge that you have done wrong. You should learn from this mistake and move on.


I like bad girls and feel I might just continue to do it.

It is okay to feel bad that you hurt someone. I would try and talk to them and talk to them about how you are feeling. Maybe it might help ease your conscious.


Why did the Jewish kid ask for the wind direction? To know where his parents went.


No, but I have common sense. Jews are not contributors to a nation, but parasites; and no, I do not hate jews, I just think logically about them.

You're trying to justify your views with subjective words. You really shouldn't joke about Jewish genocide. Put yourself in their shoes and think about it.


I need to tell the manager that her pregnancy was the last straw for me wanting to change jobs

Do you plan to start a new job right away?


I just feel it's time to take a long vacation or maybe change activities.

While it would be better to talk to them more about your problems before it is your last straw, it is good that you are letting her know why you are leaving. It will let her know what she is doing before she loses more employees.


I am glad you are going to tell her you are quitting. When you find a new job you might want to keep her off the reference list so she can't give you a bad review.


What's pink, inches long, and makes a girl cry when you force her to eat it? Her miscarriage.

Do you really think it's right to joke about miscarriages like that?


That was just a joke, but I do think women should be more subservient to men.

The idea that women should have to obey the men in their life is a very antiquated and sexist ideology. Perpetuating that belief system just makes it more difficult for women to be seen as equals in society. I think you should read up on the women's rights movement to see what they are trying to accomplish.


Everyone reaches rock bottom one day, you're not alone on that. But you shouldn't go through this plan, because you have so much more to live for and you're not giving yourself a good enough chance. You need to seek help so you can stop thinking this way.


I'll take my chances and go kill myself.

OK, listen- it's not OK to take your own life. Would you like the number for the suicide hotline?


I'm so mad at my ex-boyfriend I want to report him to the immigration office and have him sent back to his country.

What made you so upset that you want to report him to immigration?


He cheated on me multiple times and I want him to pay for what he did to me.

Ending a relationship is hard but you shouldn't make it harder for your ex. Having him go to his home country might be too cruel if there is a reason he left.


This is the best way to make him pay. Besides, he's here illegally and should be sent back.

I know you're angry, but you should try to let your anger go and move on. Trying to get revenge on your ex-boyfriend won't make you feel much better.


I was 10 and I stepped on my laptop and blamed it on my aunt after she dropped it while trying to steal my orange juice

That's interesting. Is there a reason you blamed your aunt for stepping on your laptop?


No, I just like to blame the faults on someone else.

It's not okay to blame other people for your mistakes. Even if it was a long time ago, you should set the record straight about what happened. Being dishonest about it might lead to a pattern of lying.


I'm not worried about it. My aunt was a drunk anyway.

You shouldn't blame someone else for your mistake. Blaming your aunt because she was drunk is just taking advantage of her and the situation.


What do you think about me drawing the line with my gf because she might be infertile?

That seems insensitive. Is the infertility affecting your relationship.


I hate to keep asking when she is ovulating

You shouldn't break up with your girlfriend due to fertility issues. It may be caused be a health concern and something that she can't control. Instead, you should talk with your girlfriend about what your intentions and desires are.


Having kids is a big part of a relationship and I don't want to deal with a woman who can't have them

You should not end things with your girlfriend due to infertility. There are numerous options out there to help with your circumstance.


I dumped my large, broken appliances in a national park

That sounds like rubbish. Don't you know how to properly dispose of these appliances?


They were too large to carry them home. I know I had to take them back, but it was too much hassle. So I decided to leave them in the park and go home.

You had some large appliances to get rid of so you dumped them in the park, but that is not where they are supposed to be dumped. Call your local recycling center and ask them what to do with the appliances first. If everyone dumped those appliances there it would be a junk yard and not a national park.


Because it's your responsibility not to leave a mess in a public park where everyone uses it.


Women are like potato chips They better come with my fucking sandwich.

Are you implying that women are only good for serving men?


Just like men, women have the right to decide what they want to do with their lives, and to suggest that they should serve men is a sexist stereotype. Consider how you would feel if someone expected you to do something that you didn't want to, simply because of your gender. Try to keep an open mind about women's roles in society.


I wrote on the inside of the cover of the library book


That book doesn't belong to you and it wasn't yours to write on. Its not a good idea to write on school property.


It is a big deal if you are not supposed to write on books. If it does not belong to you, there is no reason for you to write on it.


I'm going to break up with my girlfriend because I don't feel like I can help her with her mental issues.

What type of mental health issues is she having?


She has depression and it's really taking a toll on her health.

Dealing with a girlfriend that has mental health problems is tough, and it's understandable to not want to have to be her caretaker. If you remain with somebody who has difficult mental health problems, then you may be inviting unnecessary stress into your life.


I think I'll break up with her because it's too much for me to deal with.

Sometimes we can't help others even though we really want to. Be as caring and gentle with her as you can and suggest that she seek help for her problems.


I think the only reason I took shelter from a possible tornado was because of my cat.

Why do you think your cat was the only reason you took shelter?


I was worried the cat would get hurt, so I took it inside.

You should take shelter in emergencies for both you and your cat. I'm glad you came inside and are safe and even if it's just you, you should take shelter in similar situations in the future.


If a tornado comes again, I'm still saving my cat first.

That is really great how much you care about your cat. Understand that your life is important as well. If your gone, your cat will also have nobody to look after them.


I'm arguing with my vegan sister about eggplant parmesan


"I won't stop arguing with you as long as you are vegan."

I know that some people who follow the vegan diet can be a little pushy, but you should not be rude to them or make a large argument over something so small. Doing so could create long term problems with you and your sister.


I can be rude to her if I want to. That would be so ridiculous for me not to show that I don't like the fact that she is vegan.

I mean to say that you shouldn't be in opposition to her lifestyle choice. It's fine if you don't want to be vegan yourself, but you should respect her and her wishes, and accommodate them when you can.


Do you think it's bad that I don't want to pay for the repairs that were done to my car without my permission?


My parents took it in for me and told the mechanic to repair it. Now I have a big repair bill.

If the repair was done it was probably needed. You should be thankful its fixed now and pay the bill.


I can't afford to pay the bill because I don't have the money. I'm not sure what to do now.

You could explain to your parents that you don't have the money and ask them for a loan. If they can't help you, ask the repair shop if they'll let you pay them in installments. I'm sure you can work something out.


"We're only 10 too", said the gang before raping the girl.

Wow, do you really think this assault is something to speak about? It's very disturbing.


It's meaningless, I don't want to say anything with it.

You shouldn't bring up an event that was an assault. It is wrong to make light of the harm a victim of this type of crime would suffer.


I think this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen.

If you saw this happen then you should have reported it, and if it is just a story then you shouldn't be telling it. No one should be speaking about assault as if it is just some silly story, because a lot of people have their lives ruined by this sort of thing.


What do you mean by not feeling anything towards him?


I don't feel any warmth towards him, and we haven't had sex in two years.

It sounds to me like you're just not interested in the relationship anymore.  You shouldn't stay in a relationship with someone you have no feelings towards.  It's better for the both of you in the long run if you own up to that now and break up.


At least you tried. I wish you luck on your future relationships.


What do you think will happen to her if you guys break up?


I'm not sure. She might be happier with someone else.

If the relationship is unsalvageable, you should break up. If you think you guys might have a chance you may just be able to talk through your problems.


You both deserve to be happy. Sometimes things just end and it is no ones fault. Try to break up on peaceful terms.


I ruined a man's vintage car so that he had to get it professionally resprayed


I think that you are wrong for this. Regardless of the reason, you should not purposely ruin their paint job.


Nah, I just made a mistake and I'm going to feel very bad about all this.

I hope you take this as a lesson and are more careful next time.  Could you tell me how much it cost to fix?


Whats the difference between r/darkjokes and black people? While both are the same the latter is

I am not sure I got your statement. What did you mean by that?


urs. I'm just saying what I actually feel about some of these so called "African Americans".

Dark jokes comes in different flavors. Some are accepted and most are just crossing the line. We gotta pick it wisely.


God help the damn libs! They are SO beside themselves that Trump was elected that they've lost all rational thinking!

Are you serious about what you are saying about liberals or does this illustrate a bigger problem?


Liberals are so dumb and immature. Everyone knows we have to defend our country from illegal immigrants, terrorists etc. It's what Donald Trump was elected for. These left-wing retards just don't get it. I hope they will wake up soon.

Liberals have the right to believe what they do just as you do. Calling them all these names does nothing; what if someone were to do the same to you? How would that make you feel?


The death toll from the Holocaust has officially been updated It is now at 6,000,011


Yes haha, it was totally fake and the jews were brought back to live a few years after it happen.

I think a lot of people might be hurt by claiming the Holocaust never happened. If you would like there are many WW2 documentaries I can refer you to to prove it really happened.


I can't believe that I dumped my husband's body in the ocean late at night.

I can't believe it either. Could you tell me the story of how that happened?


He had cut himself on purpose and was bleeding to death.

It was absolutely terrible of you to not get your husband medical attention when he was bleeding to death, and instead dump his body in the ocean. It is immoral and illegal for you to have done that. You should have brought him to a hospital so he could get help.


It was okay. He always said it was fine to be buried at sea.

I am sure that he meant it as a joke and that he would have preferred to get medical attention instead. You would also be in less trouble by getting them help instead of getting rid of the body.


I'm going to ask my flatmates to clean up after themselves

Have they not been cleaning up after themselves?


They're slobs and they haven't been doing it.

It must be annoying to live with people who don't clean up after themselves. It's reasonable to ask them to do so. Maybe you could develop a chore plan for everyone.


They will never change, I'm sick of living with them.

It makes sense that you are upset about your roommates not cleaning up after themselves. Just do your best to address the issue in a kind way so you are not coming across as being disrespectful.


I'm thinking of killing a rhino just because I want its horn.


The horn is used as an aphrodisiac and as a hangover cure.

I think rhinos are very endangered right now, and you killing one just so you can get its horn is a very immoral action to act upon, and I would not stand behind it. I'm sure that there are other medicines available for the cure that you're looking for, so why not just look for those instead of killing a living animal?


I am selfish and I only want to please myself.

That is what it is sounding like, but you shouldn't kill a rhino just for their horn. It is going to get you into trouble.


What do you mean by having an affair with your wife?


I want to look at her eyes and have her look at me with passion.

It is okay to want to have passion in your marriage again but you shouldn't call that an affair. People could misunderstand and call you names.


I don't care what others think. I'm going to have an affair with my wife and fuck her brains out.

I see what you mean, that you want your relationship with your wife to be passionate. I don't think calling it an affair makes sense, but you do you.


I'm planning to spend all night memorizing my fake alibi.

That doesn't sound okay. What's your fake aliby?


I was somewhere else and not at the scene.

It is not good to come up with a fake alibi. You could get found out and people will think you are a liar. It is better to be honest with people.


But what if I want to spend the night with my friends and family. I want to be away from all the shit that could prove my guilt.

You shouldn't lie about your whereabouts. If you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. Lying about it and getting caught will have serious consequences.


I'm sorry that you feel that way about your mom; we don't always get along with everyone in our family. However, you should speak more kindly about your mom because even if she bothers you, she still deserves some level of respect.


She is annoying and stinks. She's been mean to her kids many times.

You should still respect her, it is hard to take care of kids and not everyone reacts the way they wish they could. You need to realize you might be wrong to in some incidences. You might not get along but you can respect eachother and contribute to the family.


I pushed the woman down the stairs of the cruise ship

What made you push a woman down the stairs of a cruise ship?


She didn't make enough room for people to pass by her. I don't think it's a big deal to get her out of the way.

It's wrong to physically hurt another person. It's important to consider how you would feel if someone pushed a person that you love down a flight of stairs. This action is illegal and can have serious consequences.


She was in my way and I was pissed, so I used force to get her out the way.

It's important to consider the negative consequences that your actions might have had on the woman. If you feel the need to physically hurt someone when you are angry, it would be helpful for you to seek counseling to better understand why.


I'm thinking of very close friend just ghosted and ignored me for 8 months and now tries to reconnect; odd

What happened, did you meet them recently?


We met at a mall and we hang out together since then

I would be skeptical, it is fine to not want to reconnect with someone who ghosted you. They might ghost you again.


No, it's fine. He's not ghosting me, he just busy with his life.

I would still want to know why he ghosted you the first time and you need to make sure that doesn't happen again, as you may get hurt next time and regret spending time with him again. I suggest that you should be cautious about dealing with him as he may ask money from you and not pay you back if he ghosts you again.


shortest numerical joke what does  tand for ? fucking someone with down syndrome .

Are you aware of the fact that people with development disabilities are living their lives and they also have feelings?


People with mental deficits can live long fulfilling lives. I think a lot of them might be hurt by the names you choose to call them by. Don't you think we should respect all people regardless of their status?


I really like my coworker and it is taking a mental toll on me as I am against workplace relationships.

Why are you against workplace relationships?


As I can see that relationship did not work out. Many relationships that start out in the workplace do not work out well and can cause problems in the future. It is probably a good idea not to date anybody at work.


But what if some of my coworkers are into me?

Even if they do there is a reason to avoid workplace romances. You can ask to see if you can be moved to some other project or change offices to a different floor if it becomes too distracting.


What does the muslim child say after being caught stealing for the second time? Look mom, no hands.

What are you trying to say about muslim culture?


While some Muslim countries follow sharia law many have democracies. It is unfair to brand the most extremist forms of a religion as a whole.


might be an old joke but it 's still funny feminism


ight, it may have been sexist but it's still a joke.

Women want equal rights and some of them are too of a extremist and just hate men in general. It's hard to say they all think that way.


I want to ask my roommates to replace a bottle of wine after they accidentally drank it


The only thing that can make me think that they drank it accidentally is that sometimes they don't know the difference between red and white wine.

You have the right to ask for reimbursement for the wine they drank. There is nothing free in this world.


I hope they agree to paying you back for it!


Not to me! You shouldn't think of yourself that way. Try to think of all the things you like about yourself instead!


Have you looked at any accomplishments you have done? Do you like your job? There are so many things even if they are tiny that are good about you.


I like to show-off and entrench dominance

That doesn't sound like a good way to make friends. Why do you act that way?


I can't help it. I'm not responsible for the way I behave

If you show off all the time people won't like to be around you. You need to be a better person and be good when others are around you.


I don't care. I have learnt to be fake around other people.

You won't make any connections or friends in life acting that way. People will be annoyed with you and not want to be around you.


But does your child want you to visit them too?


I think they will greet me at the door with a warm hug

I'm sorry that you have to be away for your children often, and it's great that you still want to be in their life. You really need to, or they'll grow up just like that and you will miss all their progress.


Sometimes I am worried they won't want to see me.

I wouldn't worry about that. As long as you are in their lives and visit them frequently, you'll be OK. I'm sure they love you.


My flatmates asked my FWB to pay a weekly rent to come see me. I've got tell them "Fuck no"

Wow they're asking a lot. Is she there a lot and how much are you willing to pay for her visits?


None , she doesn't even need to ask me for permission.

People just visiting should not pay rent. There is no rules that she has to pay rent for spending the night over.


You're well within your rights to refuse paying. You might want to avoid cussing at them. You don't want to start a fight.


Do you think you should betray your fiance?


Yes, I do. I think it will be satisfying.

Betraying your loved one in any way can be explainable, but not excusable, and you and your partner need to face that event and resolve it if you plan on moving forward. Talk to a counselor to make sure the relationship is worth keeping.


If you think you'll enjoy betraying a partner, you probably shouldn't be in that relationship. Think about whether getting married makes any sense at all.


Do you think it's bad that I didn't say anything to my brother when he was about to be run over by a woman in a power chair?

Why didn't you say anything to your brother before he was hit?


I don't know, I guess I don't really care what happens to him.

I get that you may not get along with your brother but it's important to stop accidents before they occur. People can get seriously hurt.


I could have been injured as well, and that was more important to me.

That's unfortunate that you could have been injured too, but you should have at least yelled out to your brother that he was in danger. Try to think about others as well as yourself, you want to make sure both of you are safe!


The scores for my online final came in last Tuesday and I'm scared to check them.

Why are you scared to check your scores?


I've gotten depressed several times after my grades turned out be bad.

I understand that you want to avoid feeling down after potentially seeing a bad grade. However, you should not let a grade affect you to the point that you get depressed. Instead, you should use the grade as an opportunity to see where you need to improve.


I bet I failed the final. I can't check grades, I'll be depressed.

I'm concerned that you're allowing your grades to affect your mental health to this degree. Does you school offer any type of counseling to its students? I'll bet there's a counselor at your school has been able to help many students with similar issues to your own.


I think my flatmate is a spoiled brat that's way too attached to her mother

Why do you feel such anger towards your flatmate?


I can't stand the way she acts sometimes.

It sounds like you resent you roommates relationship with their mother and are lashing out. It is okay to feel jealous, but you shoudl channel it another way.


I don't! I am not jealous, I'm just stating the facts.

If it isn't your family you should mind your own business. If you really have a problem with her maybe you should look for a new roommate with less drama.


Would it be wrong to not associate with a friend of 11 years because they have a new name?

What is wrong with them wanting to change their name?


I've taken this decision completely on my own and I don't think I should be asked why.

People can change their names if they want. You should try to treat them with more respect. I am sure it was probably a tough choice.


It has nothing to do with respect. I'm just not associating with someone with a new name.

What your friend wants to be called is up to them and you should pay recognition of their desire and preferences. Ask them if you could still call them by their old name, or perhaps come to a compromise on something you would prefer over their new name.


What do you call it when you beat up a down syndrome kid? Mashed potatoes.

Are you making fun of folks with physical disorders?


I really don't know what you mean by making fun of that disease. Anyway, i don't mean anything in particular

I don't think people with Down Syndrome would think that joke is funny, as the contents suggest harming them and calling them very disabled. They didn't choose to be born that way, so rather we need to understand what they go through and give them as much love and understanding they can get.


I'm going to honk when people drive 30 mph on the left lane of a 65 mph highway

Why are you honking at people on the highway?


It pisses me off when people do stupid things on the road

If they're driving 30 MPH in the left lane of a freeway, they are endangering other drivers. You should call 911 immediately and report them.


You are not getting me. I like to hear the sound of my car horn, it makes me happy.

You may like the sound of your horn, but other drivers might not realize what's going on. You might distract them and make the situation worse. If you see someone driving dangerously, call 911. If you want to listen to your horn, drive out to a deserted field and honk away.


u better cook and clean for me bitch. Ill give u all my money but I ain't cleanin no dishes and makin my own plate.

What are you implying? So you are saying that a women should tend to the needs of a man?


Exactly. That's what a woman is supposed to do. My parents taught me that when I was little.

Assuming that women are only good for cooking and cleaning is a very limited perspective of women as people. Women are just as talented as men are and deserve to live their lives anyway they please. It is pretty ignorant to believe that gender roles are just as they used to be back then.


I think you should try to think outside of the box that your parents gave you. Women are as capable as men in doing anything, on top of balancing a household! Don't you think that's actually impressive and respectable?


I have a kink with watching women eating food

That is all new to me. What are these kind of women called?


This sounds like a safe kink to have. If you enjoy it with consent then it's all good.


Well what she would like is to have someone watching her eat. And then maybe stuff a man's food into her mouth till she pukes.

That sounds like a lot of fun, but don't you get worried for the woman if she gets sick like that? I don't think it's very healthy to keep forcing her to eat when she physically can't. There should be limits to these kinks for the safety of them.


I take great joy impersonating people when people text me and they have the wrong number.


It's not right to impersonate someone to trick people. You should stop doing that. People are going to figure out that you're not the one they're looking for.


They'd do that because most people would probably realize whoever they're looking for isn't going to troll them for fun. You're not hurting anyone, but messing with people like this is a bit childish.


I posted pictures of a former NSFW redditor who removed all her content

Why would you post her content without her permission?


Even if she removed the photos, that doesn't give you permission to post them again. She deleted them for a reason and it can be a crime to post NSFW photos without somebody's permission.


Your hatred of her doesn't give you the right to repost NSFW photos that she took down.


I don't want to drive our son to my mother in laws.


She constantly talks bad about me behind my back.

I see why you don't want to go there, but you need to help your son out when he needs it. Drive him to your mother in law's house and keep your interaction with her to a minimum.


Bullshit! She will just complain about what I'm wearing and how my son looks. Also I'm sure my mil would probably tell me that I spend too much time with him.

Your mother in law will never be satisfied until she herself changes her attitude. Keep doing what you are doing and ignore her offenses. As long as you are happy with your son, that's all that matters.


How would you get to work without a car?


I find it really hard to get anywhere by walking, but also for finding a new job.

You do need a car for all of that. Maybe in time you can save enough for the vehicle.


If I need to find a second job for daycare, I can do that later.

Okay, but your priority should be the car first and then dealing with the rest after.


The pink person lives in tbe pink house. The blue person lives in the blue house. Who lives in the black house? Nobody

Can you please explain what you are saying about black people?


I'm saying nobody would want to live in a black house, so it's an inferior house--meaning blacks are inferior.

I don't see a reason why some one would be inferior based off their skin color. Should we all not be judge based off our character? Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are automatically a good person.


I bullied my own brother when we were kids. We're okay now but I randomly feel immense guilt sometimes.


No particular reason. I was just a little asshole who wanted to hurt someone.

Understanding wrongdoings in the past helps you grow into the future. Its good you were able to recognize this.


It's good to learn from your mistakes and try to do better. It's not helpful to get bogged down in guilt. If you haven't, you can apologize to him, but let yourself move on.


I have the temptation to destroy everything good about myself


I once lived with a girl who kicked me out for doing so before. She said I'm awful.

If you feel bad about yourself you should get mental help.


I know you aren't stupid, I just want what is best with you. I hope you are willing to seek out help.


Did I tell you I don't stand up for Mary and recognize when she does a good job

I think you should let her know how much her efforts are worth.


Actually I think she doesn't care about my support. I didn't let her know about it because I thought she would talk behind my back about me not helping her.

She definitely does appreciate it even if she's not outright saying it. A lot of people are shy, and they do love the praise even if it's hard for them to express themselves. You need to keep doing what you're doing since it does help her.


That's what she thinks, but I can't help her since I need to do a lot of other things.

You shouldn't take her introversion personally. You should try to get to know her better. Not everyone handles praise the same way.


Why do you wish you could resign from life?


There are so many reasons why I want to, it would take too long to list them all.

If you are depressed you should seek out help. It is not good to isolate and want to resign from life.


I'm trying an online therapy program, but it it doesn't work, I may need to talk to someone else.

Please speak to a professional in person. They will likely have different insights and be more helpful to you than this online program is.


Why yall think its ok to be faggots? and want us to be cool with them

Why are you making this statement about gay people?


I just feel that gay men are mentally ill and they are weak to act  the way they do.

It's a common misconception to think that gay men have a mental illness. That is simply not true. I suggest you read up on the latest research into the subject to see for yourself.


We are adopting a boy from china, I want to change his name to 4chan because I don't really want a kid.

Did you have a conversation with your wife about this? Did she know what you were going to name him?


No, I told her on the way home from the border. She new nothing about what I wanted to do.

It is wrong to adopt a child if you hate them. You should talk to your wife and be on the same page before you bring a child home.


It's not like I'm not going to give him a good life.

You need to make sure she is ok with the adoption and the child's name. You should try to keep their birth name if you can. You don't want him to get picked on for being names after a website.


I think watching midsommar put me into mild shock


It is ok that you had that experience. Now you know what kinds of movies you can and cannot watch.


I think i'll watch less shocking movies from now on.

Coming to that conclusion is fine. Movies like Midsommar are not for everyone and can be straining to watch. At least you know your limits now.


I believe these apes may be on to something by chopping off penises to cure aids .


I think it's black people or dumb shit anyways.

You should never say that black people are anything like animals. That's a negative racial stereotype that should be put to rest.


Dear     WE AS ONE HUMANITY ARE ASKING YOU TO STOP EATING OUT FURRY LOYAL FRIENDS DOGS AND CATS THIS IS TOTALLY SAVAGE

Are you talking about asians eating dogs and cats?


I am just pointing out who in this world eats dog. I don't care about the people who eat dogs.

Some asian cultures do in fact eat dogs and cats, but there are many asians in other parts of the world who do not. Likening the whole of the asian population to a few select cultures isn't fair to the many asians who do not in fact eat dogs and cats.


Is it wrong that I don't want my wife to start a career where she'll be making more money that I am?

Yes it is, why don't you want your wife to make more money than you?


I don't want her to make more money than I do, it's just not right.

While it is good that you want to be successful, your success should not be compared to your wife's. It's misogynistic and wrong to want a woman to earn less than a man in a relationship and to prevent her from being successful in her own career. Instead of trying to limit your wife's career, support her so that she can be the best that she can be and allow her to contribute to your family's financial future and success.