I don't mind going I guess. I just want our relationship to be better.

I know that you are having trouble with your relationship, but I am glad that you are willing to work on things with the bride. Sit down and talk things out and you will see that you can make things better than before.


What do you call a gay guy in wheelchair? Rolaids.

I think that's really offensive to gay and disabled people. Do you have something against people who are disabled?


OMG not that liberal bullshit! I don't think wheelchair users have any function than other decoration. Sometimes when I go out with my friends we like to buy a pretty girl in a wheelchair just for fun. They make good decoration to serve us drinks and whatever, but at the end of the night we dump them home. We don't even pay them! So you see it's just a joke!

People with disabilities are just as worthy of life as other people and it's wrong to joke about how useless they are. People with disabilities are still able to many things other people can do and it's unfair to think that they are a burden on society when they are able to perform many jobs. Considering how disability can affect anyone and at any time, it would be good to be more supportive of disabled people as a person you care about may one day become disabled.


Should I pass over an employee for a promotion?

That depends. Why do you think they should be passed over?


Yes, because she simply isn't good enough for the position. I want someone who has experience and knowledge for this job

That sounds like a pretty good reason to not promote someone! It's your right to choose whom you find to be the best candidate. I hope you find someone more qualified!


I'm doing this to make sure I won't get any flack for choosing a less qualified person for the position.

That is fine, you seem to have legitimate reasons why you shouldn't promote her for the position. Just make sure that you annotate the reasons so it can't go badly for you in the future.


I'm going to talk and see two different girls on tinder


I want to choose the best one from the two of them.

It's fun to use tinder as you get to meet a lot of people. It's good you're exploring it.


I don't see how exploring people make me a fun person.

It doesn't make you a fun person but it can be a fun experience. You can meet people and explore what you like and don't like. It can help you learn more about yourself and you get to meet and get to know people.


I'm not going to tell my friends my real birthday

What's wrong about telling them your real birthday?


I don't want them to send me any gifts on my real birthday.

While your fears are valid, they are still your friends and honesty is key to a good relationship. How would they feel if you were able to lie about such a small thing, they might think you are capable of lying even more to them on bigger issues. This will cause them to distrust you.


I see what you're saying but I want to be able to mess with people.

Messing with your friends by lying to them will only cause them to distrust you. They will feel less connected to you and might start to pull away from their friendship with you.


I want to wake up my son, so I'm going to shine a bright flashlight into his eyes inches from his face until he wakes up.

Please tell me you're joking because that's a terrible thing to do to your own son!


My son has to wake up. This is the only way to wake him up.

It's wrong to wake your family members up in weird ways as it is antagonizing to them and can lead them to have psychological issues later in life. Instead of using a flashlight to wake up your son, use an alarm or other means of gently waking him up like the radio.


No, I'm a father, and I can just image how startling it would be to be woken up with a bright flashing light. Why not just nudge him and in a calm voice say, "Good moring, son -- it's time to rise and shine." If there are issues with his sleep schedule that affect him in the morning, talk it over and help him devise a plan that addresses the situation.


She brought it home and put it in her room.


I don't know. I might let the dog stay in the room.

You should. It's good to keep pets inside so they stay safe.


Yeah, I'm thinking of keeping a pet scorpion. It can sting and kill anything it sees as an enemy.

Oh, a pet scorpion would scare me! Will you keep the scorpion in a secure container, though, so that it can't get out and hurt anyone? It would also be in danger itself if it got out.


I will wait before I tell my ex-girlfriend that the baby cannot be mine.

Do you think it's sensible for you to delay telling her that you feel like the baby is not yours?


I think it's better to delay it because if I tell her about the DNA proof, she will probably leave me.

An ex girlfriend has already left you so to fear her leaving now is not possible. She does have a right to know who the real father is. Nothing can make her take you back either way, sadly.


I don't care about your recommendations because I'm never going to tell her.

Its not healthy to lie to anyone. Lying just makes all kinds of bad energy happen.


Brad never showed up but Alex was not there either.

Your frustration is understandable. It was rude on Brad and Alex's part not to show up.


But Brad was the one who invited me... I have no idea now why he would invite me and just disappear like this.

It is rude to not show up to an event you're expected at. Maybe you can ask them or check in with your friends about why they didn't come. Maybe something happened?


What is a white man between 1000 niggers? A prison guard.

This is very harsh language. Are you accusing all black people of being criminals?


All of them are. Get the fuck out of here.

Saying that all black people are criminals is not only false, but extremely offensive. Did you know Clarence Thomas, a black man sits as a Justice on the Supreme Court? Making such a broad statement can hurt a lot of people, especially when it isn't true.


What the fuck do I care? They all are dirt and I will continue saying this.

This kind of racist language and humor is offensive and cruel. Black people don't deserve to be talked about in this manner. You should think about apologizing, and try to think about how your words might make others feel.


What do you call a documentary about black people ruling the world? Planet of the apes

I'm confused. Are you saying black people are apes?


Apes and black people are genetically different. Animals and human beings have been proven to be different species. Implying otherwise is just wrong, disrespectful and offensive to black people.


I would never say something like that about black people. You are so funny.

Sorry I think that joke you made was implying and comparing black people to apes. At least that was what it seemed and that would be bad, thinking that black people are animals.


Why do Jews have big noses ? So they can get the Lugers out easier.

Can you explain what you're trying to say about Jewish people?


I don't care what Jews do, but I think they smell bad

I don't think it's right to say that Jewish people have big noses or smell bad, because those are based on antisemitic stereotypes. These kinds of stereotypes are harmful to Jewish people, as they perpetuate prejudiced thinking. I think if you would interact with more Jewish people you'd find that your jokes are untrue and unfunny.


I hate my sister to the point I hate myself


While you don't have to particularly like all of your family members, it is a little extreme to feel that you hate one. You should try to think about things that you like about your sister, or at least what you have in common. Also, if you get a little distance from her and don't see her very often you may tolerate her better.


I can't put any distance between us right now, and I don't think I'll ever be able to tolerate her.

I understand how you feel, and you don't have to like your sister, but you should at least try to be cordial to her. If you go on actively hating her, then it might damage your relationship with others family members, too.


Did you know I wrote a song about beating up Asians in the face of adversity? I loaded on YouTube.

That sounds messed up. Why would you write a song like that?


It's about overcoming hard obstacles in life

That just sounds like anti-Asian racism to me, which is a bad thing in general. If you want to write a song about overcoming adversity that's great, but you can do it without hating someone.


Why can't I say this. If Asians are so sensitive maybe they should just kill themselves.

You can also say your people are sensitive, but you don't want them to go kill themselves, right? It is unfair to generalize people, and in this case, Asians. If all the asians die, who going to make all that delicious Chinese food you love so much? It's not ok to hate people based on their race.


I want to cut ties with my grandma and my aunt.

What is causing you to want to cut ties with your family?


They cut me out of their lives after I had an abortion

You and your family should do your best to work things out with one another. Although you feel they cut you out of their lives after you had an abortion, that does not mean that things can not be reconciled. Family should always be there for one another no matter what.


They are the worst people, they throw me into the streets and never speak to me again.

I am sorry they treated you so horribly. I hope you can move on and eventually forgive them for hurting you, because that pain can be overwhelming. Although they might not deserve it, forgiving them might help you move on as well.


I'm going to reveal where my friends were staying on vacation to another mutual friend


Because I don't think they were treating me as a real friend either

If you feel mistreated you should talk to your friends first. You shouldn't  spill other people secrets even when they are not treating you fairly.


I know and even if I still think that outing them is a good idea

It is pretty normal to gossip about people but it could really hurt them. Like if they were planning something you might ruin a surprise.


Why not defend him? Isn't he your boyfriend?


My friend has been insulting me for a while in this way. I don't want to rock the boat with him in addition to my boyfriend.

Even though you don't want to make your friend even more upset, you should try to defend your boyfriend. Partners are supposed to be there for each other even when they are not present.


I'm too scared of my friend. I've already sent my boyfriend a message saying that I don't need him anymore. My brother will come pick me up later.

It sounds like you're in a really rough place between two people. If you're scared of your friend it sounds like that friendship is unhealthy and damaging to you. You might want to rethink whats important to you, a friend who scares you or your boyfriend.


I'm not going to be able to feed my sister's cats twice a day

What is the reason why you are not going to be able to feed your sister's cats?


Because I always forget to feed them when I'm at work.

If you won't be able to feed the cats, you should be honest with your sister. It's okay to say no when someone asks you to care for their pets.


I'm fed up with taking care of the cats. They are so obnoxious and loud!

It is fine to decline a request to take care of your sister's pets. The cats are not your responsibility, so you do not have to feel bad for declining the request.


Probably. Why do you want to impress her so much?


I want her to think she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

I don't think there is anything wrong with that. It's good to impress others. You shouldn't let them think falsely of you though, make sure you are honest with them.


She will love it. My ex wife even admired how much I loved her.

I hope she does. It is normal to want to impress people you are dating, so go wild.


I'm hiding my alcoholism from my family but I just opened a bottle with my teeth and am super excited

If you really have a problem should you not get help? Arn't you worried about your teeth?


(laughs) It's easy to say such words, hard for you to understand my situation. I just opened a bottle with my teeth and am super excited, but if they find out, I will be grounded.

It is not good you are hiding this from your family. You need to seek help from professionals to handle alcoholism.


Are you calling me a bad person because I want to hide my alcoholism?

It is wrong to hide alcoholism from your family if you need help. You can ruin your life if you keep drinking without getting help.


What if I told you I plan to ghost people on dating apps after they send me their picture?


I think that is a mean thing for you to do. It is mean to cut off communication without saying goodbye. You shouldn't be on dating apps if you do not want to talk to people.


I'm just playing. I don't take that shit seriously. My picture is right next to my profile so it is easy to identify me.

People use dating apps to meet potential romantic partners. It's not easy to put yourself out there in a public forum. Ghosting people for fun is rude and cruel. Put yourself in their shoes and imaging how you'd feell


Do you usually just have chicken in your soup?


It's fine to only want a particular food item in your soup. Everyone has their preferences about how they like their food and this is obviously how you like it.


No, you don't get it. I only like chicken in my soup.

I can understand that you like certain foods, but I guess I don't understand why this is so important for you to bring up. Is someone trying to get you to eat other kinds of soup? If so, maybe you could try to taste test them side by side, and see if you still prefer the chicken-only variety.


I'm always person1ing if I married the right man.

Why do you person1 if you married the right man?


He doesn't seem to trust me and he keeps lying to me, I feel like I'm trapped.

I'm sure you're frustrated with your marriage. Marriage only works when partners are supportive and communicate well. Talk to your husband about your feelings and see if you can rebuild the feeling of trust between yourselves.


I'm not getting any support from him. Marriage was definitely a mistake.

You both need to support each other. If you can't open up and be honest with him then how can you expect him to do the same with you? If you are considering divorce you should talk things out so there is no bitterness or surprise.


I accidentally bumped a table while my friend was doing a sketch and refused to apologise


I think the sketch looked bad and that he should start over.

Regardless of what you think of the sketch, you should be a little more careful around your friend when he's doing something important.  I'm sure he doesn't appreciate having to start all over again!


I don't care what he appreciated and he is ugly anyway.

If he is your friend, you should care about how he feels and you shouldn't be calling him ugly. You should try to be friendly and polite when talking about your friends. How would you feel if a friend of yours talked bad about you behind your back?


Remember, when you buy California fruit you are supporting illegal immigration because that is all who pick the fruit .

What makes you say such a thing? Have you been to California?


Hispanics are so many, they aren't even human.

California has a program where people from south can enter to help harvest. They need all the help they can when you are the leading producers in the US.


My cat keeps shitting in the houseplants.

That is frustrating but still not a reason to hate your cat. They can be trained to stay away from plants.


It's not okay to put poison in a cat's food. You could get in trouble for animal cruelty and it's mean. If you're not willing to train the cat, you should find it another home.


Did I tell you I sprayed the railway passenger car with pepper spray as the small children boarded at the school train stop?

Are you feeling OK? They're children, not a swarm of mosquitos.


Pepper spraying small children is a bad idea because their bodies are sensitive and still developing. Small children may have a strong reaction to it, and are likely to experience emotional distress. Only use your pepper spray in self-defense, not around innocent bystanders.


Those obnoxious little snot-nosed rapscallions had it coming!

It's not only immoral to pepper spray small children, it's illegal and potentially dangerous to their health. If children bother you that much, avoid schools and public transportation in the morning and afternoon at the times they're going to and from school.


What do you think about me telling people that they should try new food first before passing judgement?

Why do you want to tell people to try new food first?


I think people will be less uptight if they try it first.

It's okay to speak your mind about a subject you feel strongly about. Just be aware that not everyone will accept what you have to say. Try speaking your mind a way that people are receptive to what you have to hear.


Wow, I didn't realize I was discrediting people. I'm sorry for causing this, I meant that people should be open to new ideas.

That's alright, you can still tell people that they should try new foods. As long as you're okay with them not wanting to, because you should be able to speak your mind.


I sometimes sit in my car for 30 min or more when I get home.

What are you thinking about while sitting in the car?


I'm thinking about going over to my ex's house and get her back.

It is good to think about doing things before actually doing them. It can help you avoid making a mistake like trying to get an ex back.


You got to understand why I'm hurting and why I need them back.

It's perfectly understandable to have second thoughts after leaving an ex. Sitting and thinking through your thoughts is smart, but becoming obsessed with them is dangerous.


Is it wrong that I'm hungry, so I'm going to take the egg roll from a stranger's plate and eat it?

Aren't you asking for trouble? Taking food that doesn't belong to you.


You can always ask that person to share their food with you. If they say no, It's their right to enjoy the food by themselves.


I'm going to grab that now, if they are not going to share then it's their problem.

It's wrong to touch or take food that is not yours without permission. You should explain your situation to the person and ask them for a little food. Most people likely won't mind sharing or buying something for you to eat.


I finally acknowledged that I'm wasting my life

What makes you think that you're wasting your life?


I feel like I'm stuck in a hamster wheel

If you truly feel that way, then it's time to make a change!  The first step to making a change is to acknowledge the situation needs changing.  Now that you understand your problem, work to solve it!


My life is horrible and I refuse to do anything about it.

It's understandable that you feel down about where you are in your life right now. The best thing you can do is to seek support from trusted friends and even support groups. This will help you to understand more about yourself and what you are seeking in life.


Did you know I I left my family to join the Army?


I've heard they train you to be crazy and I like crazy people.

I'm sure your family understands that you had to leave them, since you joined the military. Just try to reassure everyone that you'll be back periodically for visits.


They should be fucking proud of me. I'm gonna get those bastards.

They'll understand that you left for good reason, and I'm sure they'll be proud of you. Just don't forget to write.


I want a parking pass back from my carpool

What is the basis of your thinking? Why do you want to get the pass back?


It is good to respect the rules of the parking pass. You should only lend it out when you are in the car with the other people. If you get caught you could have your pass cancled.


It's not my fault that I had to stay late due to a project .

If the pass belongs to you it is understandable that you would want it back. People have the right to retrieve their property.


I'm thinking of reporting a St. Bernard and child being kept in a van for 16 hours.


Yes, I am very worried about their health.

While it is sad that you have to report somebody, it's the right thing to do. Both the child and dog could have died being stuck in the car and the parents should do what they can so that their children and pets are safe.


Just make sure the dog is safe and so are the kids. It's good to take care of other living things.


I'm thinking of setting his wife on fire and making love to him all night long.

What are you talking about? You can't be serious.


I think it's a good idea, women deserve to burn sometimes.

You are not happy with someone's wife being in the picture, but setting them on fire is truly unkind. The wife will be killed and you will be the culprit, with a mere lust for someone being the reason for it all. I think that will be something for the books while you spend your life in jail.


What if he isn't even in to you? You should look for single men who want to have a relationship or hook up. People are not candles to burn.


My friend likes this girl but I'm going to make a move on her first.


If you liked the girl then it would be understandable to want to make a move on her but you have no interest in her. You're doing itjust to screw with your friend and that's really messed up. Don't interfere in your friend's relationship or potential one especially when you have nothing to gain from it.


In that case I'll go for it. To hell with my friend.

I really hope you reconsider. If you dislike this friend why are you even friends with them. You should break up the friendship instead of hurting him in this way.


I got hangry and called my girlfriend pretentious. She got super offended and ditched me at the bar she invited me to

I'm sorry this happened. Did this happen because you were hungry?


Yes, I was starving and it led to a little fight.

Ditching someone like that is a mean thing to do. She should have talked it over with you and not left like that.


That's stupid, I was the one who got hurt. She doesn't need to walk on egg shells around me. Fuck her and her super thin skin.

It is wrong to ditch someone. I'm sorry she got so upset, but maybe you can talk to her about it. You should explain how you felt when she left you there.


I used to sleep under my bed hoping that the demons would take me away to the land of nightmares.

Were they actually demons, or real people?


Some drunk dudes who used to fight outside my house

Sleeping under a bed sounds very strange and uncomfortable. The floor isn't nearly as giving as a mattress.


I've been comfortable sleeping on the floor since I was born.

It's OK to sleep where you want, but people may find it strange if you sleep on the floor. Also, it may not be as comfortable as sleeping on a bed.


What is the similarity between an apple and woman Both are at 15% discount  in our neighborhood


It's just a way to show that I don't agree with gender equality. Women are worth less than men bro.

I'm sure some women have the inverse opinion, but you wouldn't want them to say it. Perhaps it would be kinder to treat women with respect.


I'm refusing to loan for my daughter's tuition because she's getting an art degree and is planning to be a freelancer

Is there another reason why you don't want to loan her money for her tuition?


Not really, but what she plans to do with her resume is certainly bad. I don't see any decent future for her.

While it would be nice to loan money to your child so they can get an education, it is not expected. She might be upset but she might also understand.


I want her to get a degree in something that will have a decent job.

You could explain if she takes a few years off at 22 or 25 the loan system changes for college funding. She can get a loan based off her income solo and qualify for a lot more financial help and grants.


I hated having my pants touch my belly button

Help me understand your thinking here. Why do you not like having pants touch your belly button?


I feel deeply sad when I see my pants around my belly button.

Some clothes can feel uncomfortable to some people. It would be good to let your parents know so they can get something else that you like more, they probably don't want you to be unhappy.


I think that is a good idea. They will be happy you talked to them.


Am I wrong for wanting to stop being friends with a girl who has no friends other than me?

Are you really sure you want to cut her off?


While you have the right to find friends that are compatible with you, you can't leave her alone like this. You are the only one she has and she may be struggling a lot which can explain her outbursts. You need to support her or she might fall further down into her madness.


She really insulted someone badly today. I got irritated and left.

It sounds like the girl that you are talking about has toxic behaviors that she won't change. It's okay to end an unhealthy friendship.


I'm going to respond late in the group chat

When do you plan to respond in the group chat?


Thinking before you speak is a really good habit to develop, to avoid causing trouble in your life, whether in your relationships, career or elsewhere. Just be sure not to wait too long and miss your opportunity to contribute.


I don't plan to develop the conversation. I am just trying to wait it out until its over.

You are a part of the group and your input is valuable, so waiting things out so that you can avoid contributing sells yourself short. Get in the game and take a chance with adding to the group's understanding.


You even hear yourself? I'm not sexist but I do believe women and men play very different roles in society.

Do you think that society would approve of you having that view of men and women?


If society doesn't like what I said, then why are they even engaging with me?

People engage with what they find offensive because they want to stick up for people who they feel are being treated poorly. Jokes like that perpetuate sexism and make it more difficult for women to be seen as equals in society. How would you feel if someone told your mother that she couldn't do something because she was a woman?


How about I cut all contacts with a friend?

How do you want to cut contact with the friend?


In a cold way, I want him to get shocked

While it is completely acceptable to move on from a friendship, it is mean to do so in such a cold manner. You should think about why you want to hurt him so bad and try to find a more acceptable way to express those feelings.


Don't cut his all contacts just distance yourself from him. If you have any problems with them, try to have a conversation and sort them out.


Do you think I can replace the normal materials with substandard one to cover for my embezzlement?

So you embezzled money from work and used it for personal use?


Yes and no. It is the result of circumstances beyond my control.

Stealing money is wrong since it deprives people from buying the things they need. It is especially bad when you steal money from an employer as embezzling is a serious crime that will result in your prosecution once the money is discovered missing. You should return the money that you stole and refrain from using substandard materials as they could potentially injure others when they break.


This isn't true stealing is quite rare and can lead to being arrested. You need to pay back what you stole and make sure the materials are up to code. If the structure falls apart you could be even more liable.


Is it wrong that I've been playing social media gremlin with someone's facebook?

What does it mean to be a social media gremlin?


I keeps on sending bad comments on their posts

That does not sound like a fun thing to be doing. You should not say mean things to people on social media. It can be hurtful to the person on the other end of things.


I'm going to ignore you and I'm going to keep doing it to others.

I hope you will reconsider. Posting mean things about others on social media is wrong. You should consider how you would feel if someone intentionally hurt your feelings.


tfw you get an inbox message but are too autistic to reply


No I'm saying they are autistic. They cannot reply because they cannot type

Autism have different degrees. From what I've read before, some people excel in one thing and just purely lack on the rest. I'm sure they can reply to a simple message.


My niece is a snitch and I'm going to let her know it.

Why are you going to call your niece a snitch?


She informed on me that I was drinking underage. She's just trying to throw me under the bus.

If you are drinking while underage and she told on you, then that sort of is your own fault, isn't it? Society deems that people your age shouldn't drink until you're of age and you are expected to follow that.


That's not true. She's just jealous that my boyfriend and I are closer. I'm going to get her fired from her job.

That doesn't sound right, it sounds like she was just trying to gain favor with her parents. You should really consider just not drinking while underage anymore.


How about I work on a job application at my desk during my lunch hour at my current job?


Yes, I'm very new and still adapting to my work environment.

It's better if you fill out your job applications at home not at your current work. You'd get in trouble if your employer got to know that you're planning on leaving this job.


I'm not sure if I want to continue with my current job, things need to change and that's my way of showing the manager that I'm not happy.

You should still be doing this at home, because if you're caught looking for a new job then your current job may expedite the process by firing you or making things rough while you're working there. It's almost better to do all of this from the safety of your own home.


My girlfriend has a seizure disorder and unless she has one at work, I don't want her to disclose it to her boss.

What is your reasoning for not wanting her to tell her boss?


It's a part of her life that shouldn't be told to others.

I disagree. She needs to tell her boss in case of emergency.


It's not like she will have one at work.

There is a very real possibility she could have a seizure at work and she should disclose her disorder so her boss will know how to take care of the situation in an emergency situation. Medical conditions can be kept private, but it's not a good idea when doing so is truly harmful to one's well-being.


What's the difference between spiders and Jews? You don't remove spiders with a vacuum cleaner.

Don't you think that joke is inappropriate?


You're the one who is wrong. I'm joking.

Yeah, you're joking about the genocide of Jewish people, which isn't a comical topic. The holocaust was horrific and you don't need to bring it up in such an inappropriate manner.


I'm going to keep a parcel that was actually refunded


It didn't say to return it and they have already given me my money back.

I don't think it is right that you keep a package that was refunded. I'm sure they are hoping you send it back since they gave you the money back. You should do what is right and contact them about sending it back.


You are wrong here. Keeping that parcel shows that you are a greedy person.


I felt disgusted at the man for being blind.


I think he should be euthanized, being blind makes him weak and helpless.

You are disgusting for judging him so harshly for his disability. You need to learn to be more tolerant of people with different abilities than you.


No need to call me that. It's just my personal preference.

Your personal belief is wrong. Most people would not want to be around someone who believes people should be put down because they're different.


I find people who are gamers really off putting

What is so off-putting about people who play games?


They're dull as fuck, they're not real people

I don't think it's right to generalize all gamers as being a certain way. It's a hobby they enjoy, so why look down on them for doing what brings them entertainment?


I don't care I'm just not interested in them.

Try to make gamer friends to understand what they're like. I'm sure that will change your perception about them.


I want my roommate to hurry in the bathroom


I understand the need to use the bathroom in a shared house but it's important to wait. They could be going as fast as they can.


Whatever. I'm knocking their door down. I have to pee

Knocking down the door is extreme. You should just insist how badly you need to pee so they could go faster. Other than that you just have to wait.


The doctors of ju-ju and voodoo seem to have left their mud huts and moved into office buildings built by White people in cities built by White people .


I love my brothers in Africa and I just want them to stay ahead of others, always!

I'm not hearing your support of black people or black culture. I am hearing racial slurs and negative stereotypes.


I think it's okay to say people who don't have dysphoria aren't trans

what's the connection between trans and dysphoria?


I would say that I respect their decision but since they don't experience dysphoria they're probably not trans

You don't have any evidence to prove your claim. It's unscientific so you should not spread misinformation. you seem transphobic.


I'm not saying that trans people are not valid or don't know what they are talking about but I would say that some people might be here just because they want to use the trans scene. we should educate them first before they decide.

I think that you're only trying to help, but giving people the wrong information isn't helpful at all. People should have all the correct information in order to really make a good decision.


I'm thinking of mooning a car. What could go wrong with that?

Why do you think you should so that? Aren't you worried about being caught?


I'm worried authority can stop me. Also, what if I get injured?

Apart from the things that you think could wrong for you, it is also bad to do it because it is gross. People don't want to see your naked bottom.


It's best just to avoid doing that all together and to keep your pants on. You never know who would see it. Maybe a kid or a small child would see that and that's not something they should see.


Why does India never qualify to win the World Cup? Because when they get a corner, they open up a shop

Huh? Why do you have to joke about Indian shopkeepers?


I think they are inferior because as soon as they get a corner, they open a shop on it.

Your words are a hasty generalization of a specific group of people. People from all races and ethnicities are business owners and shop keepers. This is not specific just to people from India.


I disagree, we should judge all Indian shop owners. There is enough evidence for this to be true.

Can you show me such evidence? Even if it were to be true, it's still a harmful stereotype that Indians are only good for such jobs. Have you heard of all the amazing Indian mathematicians or scientists out there making great discoveries?


I'm going to visit my sister and niece, but for only an hour


My sister is such a bitch! I can't stand her anymore

It is good to visit your family when you can. If you think she is such a bitch it might be better to avoid meeting up.


I don't give a damn! I'm going to see her anyway.

Well it's good that you can overlook the issues you have with your sister in order to continue visiting. It's so important to stay in contact with family.


My girlfriend's roommate doesn't want me to sleep over my girlfriend's place 5-7 nights per week but I still want to.

What does your girlfriend think about you sleeping at her place almost every night?


We have discussed it several times, but her roommate is the one who asked us these things first.

Your girlfriends roommate has a right to privacy, so you should respect her boundaries if your going to sleep at your girlfriends house often. Talk to your girlfriends roommate about your situation and she should be sympathetic if she is a good person.


It's not fair. She is immature about everything.

Your friend may just want her privacy, and you would want privacy too if you could have it. How about your girlfriend stays over your place every once in a while?


Can I quite my job and gamble for a living?

Why would you want to gamble? That's quite a life change!


I'm planning to make money with it. I have talent, I'm really smart and I have eidetic memory.

It sounds like you have certain aptitudes that could bring you success as a gambler. Before you burn your bridges, you need to take some money you can afford to lose, have a money-management plan in place, and see you you do for about six months.


I will spend all of my money trying to win big gambling and if that doesn't work then I will just sell my body sexually.

That kind of makes me think you might not be ready to gamble. It sounds like you will get addicted quickly and lose everything. Why don't you keep your job but visit the casino on the weekends to see how you do first?


Did I tell you I hate my neighbors for always being happy?

What? That's a pretty strange reason to hate someone.


If I am miserable I want them to be miserable too.

It is wrong to try and make people feel bad for being happy. You should get mental help if you are having so many problems. You cannot take out your frustrations on other people it looks bad.


I have every right to let out my anger and I'm happy being miserable. How I deal with this is my personal business.

True, but wouldn't you rather be happy? Focusing on what others have that you don't is a recipe for a downward spiral of anger. If you can't extricate yourself from your quagmire of misery, it wouldn't hurt to consult a therapist.


It's weird most Indians dot and to an extent feather that I deal with hate blacks more than they do whites and find blacks to be lazy and worthless .

What are you trying to say about black people?


Black people are lazy, uneducated, can't do anything for themselves and are useless people. Everyone hates black people and it is understandable why.

You know that it's impossible for an entire race to be lazy right? I feel like your digging into a racist stereotype.


I wonder what am I doing here in the first place.

It is normal to feel like you don't know what you are doing. You just need to be flexible about the future and keep an open mind.


You should not feel so overwhelmed you feel the need to kill yourself. Please reach out and get help. Even confident people don't know what they are doing sometimes.


I'm addicted to sausage, if you know what I mean.


What makes you think I'm referring to processed meat ;-) ?

Ah, you're saying you're addicted to sex. There's nothing wrong with enjoying sex, but if you really do think it's an addiction then it would be a good idea to seek counseling for it. There are plenty of resources available for sex addiction therapy.


Why would I pay hundreds of dollars for a therapist?

Addictions of any kind are something to pay attention to and to want to treat. People often treat sex addiction like a joke because it's not drugs or alcohol, but it's a serious thing that many people suffer from and can cause many issues.


How about I make a phone call while I am on a public bus?

Why do you want to make a phone call on a bus? It seems fine to me.


I want to show the people on the bus that I can use a smart phone

You should not be making or taking phone calls while you are on public transportation. It is rude to speak on the phone in a public place. Other people will believe that you do not have any manners.


So you are saying even if I am actually just as smart as everyone else I should pretend that I am not?

I am saying talking on your smart phone will be rude on public transportation, but more importantly, you need to watch out for people that might grab your phone and run out the door. So you shouldn't use your phone to show off. I am just trying to make sure you don't end up regretting doing something later.


I used to be an artist. I don't know what happened to me but I can't make art anymore

What happened? Did something life changing happen in the past?


Yes, a period of strong depression and a few deaths in my family.

It's understandable how we always want to achieve more then we concurrently do, but trauma and depression can change people and it is very unreasonable for you to still think that you can still be good and ignore the things that have happened to you. I would recommend that you practice more if you really want to go back to your previous skill set or even surpass what you have before.


I can still draw, and that is all that matters. And I will always be practicing.

You have a good attitude about it regardless of your past. One day you will just pick up those drawing supplies and start being yourself again, I just know it. Therapy could help you as well.


What do you do after you've just witnessed a white guy brutally murder a nigger? Wash your hands.

I don't follow; what do you mean by the n-word, nigger? Then saying that we should wash our hands? I am in disagreement so far.


Yeah, that's what I meant. Look, whenever a white man kills a black person, he gets the capital punishment and is often executed in public. But when it's that other way around, it's mere business as usual. That is bigotry, pure and simple. It's terror disguised as justice, what else can you call it? No one is safe anymore, not even white people.

It seems you have an issue with black people and still refer to them as the N word. I don't see how you can say those things, black people are different in different areas of the world so generalizing about them all this way is incorrect. You might hurt the feelings of the innocent ones, so I think you should stop being careless with your words.


I hate everything about him, in particular his face

It is your choice who you help at the end of the day, but your father is someone who has helped raise you. Give him the help too now and wish him the best. Make amends if something is wrong, because life is too short to be angry with one another.


I get that you're mad at him, but you really should try to make amends. It's not healthy to have this much hate towards him.


What do you think of me cutting my neck?

That sounds dangerous. Why did you start cutting your neck?


Cutting yourself to feel better is not good, you could cause serious harm to yourself and end up in the hospital or dead. You should find better ways to handle stress.


I can't deal with stress and I need to relieve stress.

There are better ways to manage your stress without harming yourself. Harming yourself is not good for you and you could seriously hurt yourself. You need to seek some help to learn ways to manage your stress.


I am a sociable person so I'm planning to lie to people.


I'm planning to tell people I can't speak.

Yeah, lying about yourself, especially disabilities is very scummy. You are invalidating the voices of the disabled, and you are making yourself untrustworthy by having this facade.


It's just a lie. What's the big deal? It should be fine

It's not fine to deceive people in any way especially using lies that involve disabilities. People won't trust you if you do so. Think about it and make the right decision.


I'm thinking of giving one of my daughters a replacement necklace

What is you reason for this? What has happened to the original necklace?


She's been accidentally breaking her necklace many times

Well, I don't think that you should replace a present - if she broke it, then it's her fault and you shouldn't pay for it again. Otherwise you can be exploited very easily that way.


She's young and doesn't have control over her own actions.

I think it is best to teach children to be responsible instead of replacing things that they break.


What is the reason for dropping out of high school?


I was too busy with my new girlfriend to pay attention to my studies.

It is not wise to stop your education because of the competitive nature of the job market today. It would be best to continue your education now so that you can have something to be proud of later.


Uh, I'm still young and I'm not going to focus on stupid things like school and careers.

It's important to take your education seriously. Finishing school will  help you to get you where you want to be in life. It will also make you more attractive to your girlfriend.


Let me be honest, I hate these kind of people.

What kind of people are you talking about?


People in general. They love to complain about everything and are bloody hypocrites

Not everyone is going to make you upset. You should try to find people that you can tolerate being around.


There are good people out there. You can't live in isolation and need to get over your hate.


When I saw my dad in a restaurant, I didn't want to talk to him.

Why didn't you want to talk with your dad?


If you had spoken that recently then it was reasonable that you didn't want to talk again when you saw him.


I'm afraid I will end up talking to him anyway.

It's up to you as to whether or not you want to talk to your dad. Whatever you do is perfectly acceptable and you shouldn't feel guilty either way.


I'm going to tell a joke about a pregnant co-worker today.

Why would you tell a joke about your pregnant co-worker?


I feel like making fun of her to make people laugh.

I know you wanted to make people laugh, but making fun of a pregnant co-worker is not the proper way to do it. You shouldn't make jokes about people that are pregnant. Your co-worker may be very sensitive and it's not kind to single her out for your amusement.


But it will make my other co-workers feel better because the will laugh!

Making other people laugh at the expense of someone else's feelings is never the correct choice. Instead, why not tell a family friendly joke that everyone can enjoy? That way, all of your co-workers will laugh and nobody will be hurt!


I'm tired of my sister-in-law and wished we never tried to help her have a better life. Does that make me a bad person?

May I ask why you don't like your sister-in-law?


She just has some weird issues about everyone, she loves some people she shouldn't, she keeps some secrets that are not good for her.

I see that you're not very happy with your sister in law, but you should still try to support her. Other people would think negatively of you if you didn't support your family.


I knew you would say something like that. Bullshit about having to support people. Fuck that.

I am trying to be helpful and to make you look better. You should support your family and try to be there for them.


I was getting tested to see if I have problems thinking and such and I showed up the highest I've ever been


I just wanted to see what was wrong with me and what my shortcomings were.

That is a very responsible thing that you did. It's okay to be concerned when someone has problems thinking. It was right of you to go ahead and get tested to make sure everything was okay.


Still, what will I do if I find out I'm crazy?

You shouldn't. Yo too the first step necessary to confirm how you think and feel about yourself. All yo need now is to build self-confidence.


My grandmother slipped into a coma so I'm going to bring her to the graveyard.

If she is still alive why take her to a graveyard?


It's better to think ahead of the diagnosis.

You should be helping your grandma get better. Stay with her in the hospital and try to talk to her. People say that coma patients are still aware.


She slipped into a coma at the hospital. I read that it's better to die in a comfy bed then in a hospital bed. Hospitals suck.

Not everyone in a coma doesn't wake up. You need to leave her in the hospital where they can take care of her and provide the care she needs or pain medications until she passes.


Giving females the right to choose their partner is like giving ak47's to african children. who decided that's a good idea?

You don't like women choosing their partners? I thought you were a feminist?


No, I hate them, but only because I'm a feminist myself. If I was given the authority I would make women stay in their place.

We all have choices in our free country and to say that women don't have choice of partners implies that they are a second class citizen. We should give everyone the same rights as we are all human beings.


Do you think using Tinder for validation is a good idea?


Yes, I'm tired of being alone and this will make me to forget about my loneliness.

It's okay to seek validation on dating apps. You should be clear with people on the app so you are on the same page. You might hurt someone if you're unclear about your intentions.


I think I can figure it out with trust and understanding.

That's a great mindset to have when hooking up with others. It's best to be honest about your feelings to others, so no one will think they're getting the wrong thing.


I tried to pull the blanket up and ended up punching myself in the eye

Was punching yourself in the eye your fault?


No, my sister was laying on it and I wouldn't have gotten mad if she wasn't there.

Your eyes are very delicate and it's bad to physically hurt them, even if it was due to an accident. You should try to be more careful with the way that you pull on things so that you do not end up punching yourself in the face.


That is something terrible for you to do. You shouldn't blame others for things that happen to you. You should try and be more careful next time.


It's hard for me to visit my boyfriend because his roommates have so many rules.

Really? What is it about the rules that make it hard for you to visit?


They won't let him have overnight guests which makes it really difficult for our relationship.

If the rules affect your comfort there, you should sit down and discuss it with your boyfriend's roommates. You might find that they are willing to make changes for the peace.


They won't listen, they won't change the rules for anyone.

I still think you should tell his roommates that you'd like to spend the night and you won't be a bother. If they still won't allow it, maybe your boyfriend should find a new living situation.


I'm going to tell my boyfriend I don't want his sister to come over every day

Why do you not want his sister to come over every day?


That sounds selfish. Your partner should decide what he does with his free time. You can bring up spending more time with him instead of trying to exclude his sister.


Oh so I should be lonely while he gets to hang with his sister?

You don't have to be lonely, you can hang out with other people or find hobbies to fill your time with. If you continue to try to control your boyfriend, he might get upset and end things with you and then you will really be all alone.


I'm going to steal a cab from a couple with a baby at the airport

What is so important that you need to steal their cab? They have a baby with them too.


I am running for my flight and I needed to get there quickly.

I think that you should just wait your turn. There is no need to take a cab from someone who has already been waiting patiently for one.


You are not letting me get to my flight!

I'm sorry but it's not right to steal a cab from a couple with a baby. You can disagree all you want, but think about the child. Maybe it is sick.


What do you think of me kissing my best friend's husband when nobody was looking?

That's wrong because he's married to another person. What were you feeling at the time?


Oh my god, I can't believe this happened. I regret what I did now. I'm scared.

That's why kissing married people is a bad idea. Situations like this are the exact consequences the no cheating rules are intended to prevent.


I've always wanted to try this with a married guy. I didn't expect it would happen this far. I don't know what to do. I feel bad.

Usually people know to keep their hands of other people's partners because this is what happens. You will have to handle this very carefully.


I pushed Sam down the well that is next to the swing


Sam likes to stare at me and sometimes pokes me with a stick. Once I got very angry at him because of his bad behaviour and I decided to get rid of him permanently.

Pushing someone down a well is extremely dangerous. If you're having issues of someone you should just do your best to avoid them instead of causing physical harm to them. Pushing them down the well is only going to result in you getting in trouble and Sam potentially seriously hurt.


Once you put your hands on Sam, it automatically becomes a battery. The fact that you pushed him down a well could easily be seen as attempted murder.


what do niggers and tornadoes have in common ? it only takes one to ruin a neighborhood .

That slur is totally uncalled for, but I'm trying to figure out what statement means about your feelings on black people. Do you believe that black people only cause problems?


Black people cause problems in neighborhoods and they need to be treated badly.

Believing that all black people are one way isn't helpful to anything, and while you may think you are making a profound statement -- you are really only hurting innocent people. Black people aren't inherently destructive, and maybe you should make a few black friends to realize that your opinions aren't correct.


I will never talk to blacks as I don't need to and they need to be in the ghetto.

This type of thinking is very destructive to society. All races deserve more respect than this. Please try to be more considerate in the future.


What does a black person and a tornado have in common? Only takes one to ruin a neighbourhood

Are you trying to make people upset with that joke?


It's just a joke, I didn't mean to upset anyone.

Well you shouldn't make a generalization that all black people are bad. What if someone told you that everyone from your race was bad as well?


I want to make a feather display, so I'm going to pluck all the peacock's feathers.


I don't know, maybe I'll make an Indian headdress.

Harming an animal, and that includes plucking a birds feathers, is immoral and illegal. If you want to make a display of feathers you can often find them at a craft store.


Nah, I'll just kill the bird and then pluck it.

It's wrong to kill a peacock for its feathers. While not all peacocks are endangered, that's not the case with the Green peacock, with less than 30,000 in the wild as of last year. You need to find another hobby.


My wife showed me a Kibble 's - n - Bits commercial last night wherein a mixed couple was presented as `` normal ''

Is it hard to understand how people can love each other?


It's obvious, mixed race couples should not be shown as normal in the media.

Interracial couple is as normal as they come. We're in 2021, It's safe to say it is normal.


So many people must want to be your friend!   Sent a mass snapchat of my laundry asking only women to fold it.

What is the basis of your thinking here? What is the issue you have with women?


It seemed like a simple sexual joke to me. I'm still waiting to see those shirts ironed.

It is wrong to say that women just do household chores. Women work very hard and if you were aware of how much harder they have to work in their jobs to get ahead you would understand this better.


Do you know of a way that I can look up my SO's essay results?

Aren't those kinda confidential? Why do you want to look them up?


I think it would be a good way of showing my SO that I'm dedicated to them.

You may feel like you're being supportive, but that's actually pretty invasive behavior. If your SO wants to tell you what grade they got, they will. You have no right to look up that information.


I'm not trying to be supportive. I'm doing it for myself.

Then you really shouldn't do it. You should respect their privacy. If they want you to know the score they'll tell you.


Am I a bad mom for wanting my boyfriend to adopt my son?

It's possible, why do you want your son to be adopted by your boyfriend?


I don't want to take care of my son and I can't stand babysitting him expecting that he'll grow up and be a burden to the world and to me, I'm pure evil.

You took on the role of being a parent to your son. Going back on your promise by trying to get your boyfriend to take over as the parent is wrong. Take responsibility for your choices and take care of your son.


Burdening others with your own problems makes you a horrible person, and in this case a horrible mom.  You can change that now if you keep your child and love them for the rest of their life.


I'm going to tell my girlfriend that her friend is 300 pounds

why do you want to tell that to your gf?


I have told her about it before too so it is nothing new.

It's mean to judge people by their weight. If your gf's friend is 300 lbs why do you care, let her be. Your gf will not like that you telling her that.


You are entitled to your own views but you shouldn't make people feel bad if they are overweight. Even if someone is overweight you should be nice to them. You should get to know them for their personality and not what they look like.


Can I lie to my boyfriend about my name?


Having a boyfriend means that you eventually have to be open and honest with each other. It might be okay to not do this at first if this name brings you pain. But the more your relationship grows, you should tell him.


Just remember the longer you wait to reveal your name in this relationship, the more distrustful they will be of your past and history. As soon as you feel comfortable to share your name with them, you should let them know asap.


I thought it would taste better this way.

Messing with your son's food is cruel. I doubt eating a cricket would taste well.


If he won't know the difference then why do it? You should just keep bugs out of his food.


I'm going to make my coworker do his share of inventory even though he has a broken foot

Do you think he should really do the job?


I'm a controlling and competitive person. I want to win over my coworkers and impress myself with own capabilities.

You should not overwork injured people. It will have the opposite effect and make you look bad and damage your reputation.


I'm going to kick up a fuss about this and make others aware. It's not my fault he's injured.

His injury is only going to get worse. You need to have some compassion for people who are injured.


How do you turn a Christian into a Jew? Cremate him

I can't believe you are saying that, why do you feel that way?


It means that jews don't believe in Jesus and they are against the God of Jesus so they deserve to return back to Judaism where they come from.

This is a misconception and stereotype that can be really damaging. You should be more accepting of other religions and read up on their views before you judge them.


I have really weird dreams that seem to affect me in person

Do you want to tell me about those dreams?


Well I had a super intense dream today and woke up with a full erection.

It makes sense they effect you in real life, but you have to just separate them from that eventually. The dreams are just what you experience in your sub conscious mind.


This is something that happens to most guys, and it will wear off after you age. Nothing to be alarmed about.


It's good you realized you were in a dead-end relationship. The sooner you get back into circulation, the better.


I'm glad that you feel that way. You are allowed to stop a bad relationship at any time. It would be wrong to sleep with another woman's man since your feelings will only get hurt in the end.


Blacks deserve to be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are. Lock if you agree

I think this is pretty offensive. What do you mean by saying Black people should be gunned down?


Joking about people being violent to Black people isn't okay. There are real, hateful crimes that get committed against Black people everyday and you shouldn't tell jokes that can have negative consequences. How would you feel if someone joked about gunning down your familly?


If your angry punch a black kid What they gonna do tell their fathers?

Why are you so angry at black people, did something happen?


? I don't have any problems with them yet

You seem to have some anger management issues. You shouldn't feel the urge to punch anyone, especially not solely because of their skin color. Take a time out and meditate on your thoughts.


I want to tell a professor that I think his class is a joke and walk out

Why would you want to do that? Do you think it's fun to insult people?


No. I think that if more people did that, that stupid professor will change his teaching style

I understand your frustration with the professor's teaching methods but insulting and walking out will not get your voice heard. Other students will think you are being immature. If you voice your reasons more thoughtfully, people will listen to them.


I'm so tired of that class and that stupid professor. I want to walk out of the class and tell everyone what I think.

I understand your frustration, but such a public display of your displeasure could backfire, so if you need to do well in this class, you don't want to insult your professor. Try going to his office hours, and if you have real issues you can talk to an academic advisor. If you don't need the class, you should just drop it instead of making a scene.


That's right, I used to defend her back then.

It's normal for child to want to defend their parent regardless of the circumstance, but sometimes parent's can do things that aren't defendable. Abusing others can cause pain and have a lasting effect. You should try reasoning with her or trying to get her to change her behavior.


I should have never kept my mouth shut. Abuse is real.

You are right, you should have not had to defend your abusive mom, that is called codependency. Now you know, and I commend you for  speaking out. You can help others that way too.


She is just a vile, toxic human being. I wish someone would choke her to death.

You should not think that way about your mother. Life is already hard itself, and I am sure your mother is trying her best to be a good mother to you.


No one understands me. I'm telling you, the woman is vicious in the things she says to me all the time, she's toxic.

I'm sorry. That sounds really devastating to deal with, and you shouldn't have to keep doing so. It's okay to stop interacting with people who treat you like that, even when they're family.


Hey hear me out okay? A young Muslim girl enters a police station. * Boom *

Oh for real you think this is funny? Did you just make a joke about suicide bombings?


It is unfair to assume all people of a religion are part of the extremists wing. I know there are some suicide bombers but the vast majority of muslims are peaceful people. Did you know bombers often target muslims?


Muslims are not a terrorists, open your eyes to that fact. They have families and are just as productive as you and I. Jokes don't have to be made about sensitive subjects to get attention.


I feel like taking a swan dive off of the empire state building sometimes

I hope you are joking. Why do you feel like jumping off of high places?


Sometimes I feel like jumping off somewhere high to see how it would feel.

While it's great to be adventurous and curious, actually wanting to do this all the time seems like a cry for help. You shouldn't go through with this, as you will definitely die. Please get help because life is really worth it.


It's fine, I'm alive and I'm not going to kill myself.

It if fun to seek adventure but you must remember risks and take care of your safety.


Jews are like water They're both solid when they come out the freezer.

Are you making a joke about Jewish people being killed during the Holocaust?


I'm just making a joke about Jewish people, but they are a major problem.

Jewish people suffered many atrocities during the Holocaust. It's not right to joke about Jewish people being tortured and killed. How would you feel if that happened to one of your loved ones?


Has your son started to act different since doing coke?


My son is becoming nasty by the day. I've lost my control on him due to this worries.

Id is understandable to be hurt by your kids drug addiction. You should get him professional help before he hurts himself or someone else.


Well if you only know for sure that he is smoking weed than you should talk to him. It is wrong to assume that he is doing cocaine just because he smokes weed.


I'm thinking of refusing to rub my wife's feet, even though she asked me to.

Why don't you want to rub her feet? It doesn't seem like such a big deal.


I'm tired. I worked so hard today. I don't want to rub her feet, I just want to rest.

I'm sorry you've had such a rough day! I'm sure if you explain that to your partner she'll understand. I doubt she'd want you to ask you to do that when she realizes how badly you don't want to!


But I don't want her to feel bad. Maybe I'll just do it.

You shouldn't do it if you really don't feel like it. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to do something that your wife wants.


I'm not going to pay for a ticket for a concert I wasn't planning on going to

Why aren't you paying for the concert ticket?


I don't think the tickets are worth the money.

There's no need to to pay for something you aren't going to use  because other people can use those tickets.


Even tho I won't be the one paying for it?

If you aren't interested in attending a concert, there's no reason to waste the money on tickets!


Why do you hate your dad just because he smokes?


I have a bad memory of a trip I took with him when i was very young. I was forced to breathe the smoke filled air in our car for days.

It must have been uncomfortable to have to sit through a smoke filled car on vacation with your dad, but you cannot change the past and hating only lets anger into your heart. You should let go of it and forgive him.


Well it without a doubt was his fault, but this is not something you should hate him for. Make sure he knows that you do not like having to breathe in the smoke. Also, try to forgive your father so you do not have to carry the burden with you any longer.


What if I told you I told a lie that ended my friendship?

That must've been a whopper! What exactly did you say?


I lied to my best friend about how much I like him and that I want to be more than friends.

Sometimes it's hard to be honest, but we have to do our best to be honest with our friends. If you're dishonest with your friends, then they won't trust you. If your friend can't trust you, then they may not want to be friends with you anymore.


I think they'll forgive me because he's a very caring, understanding person.

You're lucky to have a friend like that -- you need to treat him with the respect he deserves. It's never good to lead someone on. If you were just trying to make him feel appreciated, there are a lot of ways to do that without falsely getting his hopes up for something more.


I brought them into work and I decided to adopt one.

Why would you bring a dog into the workplace?


I really like dogs and I think I can manage it in my private office,

It's nice to find a dog a good home. That way they aren't roaming the outdoors alone.


I think my coworkers can help take care of it for me too since I can get pretty busy.

It is not their responsibility to care for your pet. If you cant give it attention you should try to find it a better home.


I'm going to call out my girlfriend about her best friend and how close they are

what's your problem with your gf for being close to her friend?


I just noticed they seem to be in touch quite often so she does not have time for me.

I guess you're right. your gf is supposed to prioritize you over her best friend. You better talk to her about it.


I think you have made a right choice. It is important to remember to approach her in a calm way.


I'm going to take a colleague aside and tell him to "tone down" his personality for his own sake

Is he obnoxious or something? What's the issue you have with your colleague's personality?


I think he is very stiff when it comes to influencing people.

If you think that your co-worker's behavior is negatively affecting him or other people in some way, then it is good to bring him aside and talk to him about his behavior. Sometimes people do not realize how they are acting and need someone else to inform them that what they're doing isn't appropriate. As long as you talk to you colleague tactfully and constructively, he should appreciate and act upon the advice that you are trying to impart to him.


No, I really think you can help him by pointing out what he can do better. He'll probably be thankful for the tips.


I want to ask my girlfriend to show my couch to a prospective buyer if I'm not at home


I have been with her from the beginning. I should be able to trust her.

I also sometimes feel like I need to delegate some errands to my boyfriend, but if the task that you are trying to have your girlfriend do takes significant amount of time for to do, then I think it's very wrong to just let her do it without compensation. How about try to ask her if it's okay for her to spend a lot of time at the house, and if she is not okay with it maybe try to hire someone else to do it for you?


She will do it, I know it. We are a couple. Couples do things for each other all the time.

Okay, if you two are that close and she doesn't mind then it should be fine.


I think she faked her friend having cancer

why would she fake about her friend's cancer?


I think she's faked her friend having cancer, because she is such a self-pitying whore

I get your anger. She should not have faked the cancer just to gain sympathy. Eventually people were going to know anyway.


Yeah, she is clearly a fake cancer bitch. I hope her friend really does get cancer.

It was wrong for her to pretend that her friend had cancer to gain sympathy, but do you think that you should wish harm upon her friend? Her friend didn't do anything to deserve that.


If you haven't heard from your partner in 49 days, you should try to contact his family or local authorities. He could be in danger or hurt somewhere and can still be saved if they receive proper help.


Nope, I think I'm going to wait a few more days to see if he talks to me.

I'm glad that you are really worried about him, but don't you think enough time has passed already to contact the proper channels? 49 days is a really long time to not hear from someone important, and waiting longer can delay investigations even further.


I don't know why, it just seemed like something that made sense to me.

I think you might need help if you are resorting to pain medication to hurt yourself. You should always take pain medication as prescribed so you don't hurt yourself. If you are having more thoughts like this you should seek professional help.


I have a therapist but they're not really helping me.

I think you should find a new therapist. Trying to overdose on pain meds is very serious and I'm concerned about you. Please find someone to help you as soon as possible.


I took an un opened bottle of wine from the back seat of my cab

Why would you take a bottle from the back of your cab?


I needed some consolation (I was broken up at the moment)

Still though, the wine does not belong to you. It is wrong to take things from someone, especially without permission.


It's okay, I'm going to drink it off with him anyways.

Are you friends with the person who left it? If not you should make sure the owner is okay with you opening their bottle.


The only reason I haven't ended my life is because I can't put my family and friends through that

Tell me what happened when you tried to end your life. Was it traumatic for you?


I thought I wanted to end my life, but then I thought it would be worse for my family and friends

If you're struggling with depression to the point you want to end your life, then you should seek out professional help. Considering other's feelings is a good thing and they likely care about you in return. They more than likely would like to get involved in helping you heal and move on with your life.


Nah, then I wouldn't be able to get up to shenanigans.

Your shenanigans are worth more than your happiness? I think this is not making sense to me, go to therapy and get this fixed for yourself. Priorities are going to have to be re-thought out here.


I'm mad at my crush for dating other men

But she's only your crush so how does it matter?


It does, because she thinks its OK to date other men even though she knows I crush on her.

You can't impose your feelings on your crush. She's free to see whoever wants to. She's your friend not your property.


I'm frustrated... I guess I can't do anything then.

Indeed it can be frustrating to have reciprocated feelings, but don't give up! There are plenty of other fish in the sea. You wouldn't want to keep focusing on her, because she might be uncomfortable since she isn't interested in you, but with others.


I still check now and again whether or not I'm telekinetic

Is there a reason you check to see if your telekinetic?


Not really, I just really want to be telekinetic.

You shouldn't have irrational beliefs about having psychic abilities. You need to seek professional help if you think you have them.


I don't need any therapy. I'm going to experiment and look for more about it.

It's not possible to be telekinetic and if you believe that psychiatric help maybe the best option for you.


I'm mad that my coworker didn't make me a shirt

What kind of shirt did you want your co-worker to make for you?


I just wanted to wear a shirt that says "I'm smart". I thought it would be cute.

You shouldn't expect your co-worker to make things for you, it's possible they have many other tasks to focus on. You should try to maintain a good relationship with your coworker so that you don't cause problems in the work environment.


I'd rather just take it up with the manager and make a big deal about it.

Don't you think that's a bit much? You're going to inconvenience yourself, your boss, and your coworker just for a shirt that your coworker didn't ave any obligation to make you. Think about the repercussions before doing something like that.


Should I try to convince my girlfriend that her family doesn't love her?

That's awful. Why do you want to convince your girlfriend that her family doesn't love her?


I would rather have a relationship with her than live with her family.

While it's understandable that you want to be close with your girlfriend, it is wrong to want to separate her from her family so you can live by yourselves together. It's both selfish and manipulative and can cause a rift between your girlfriend and her family that will take a lot of effort tor repair. You should be patient with your girlfriend and build up your relationship with her so that her family accepts you and gives you their blessing to be with her.


What if I don't care about repairing the relationship between my girlfriend and her family.

Then you are making your girlfriend unhappy by separating her from her family. She will never be completely happy this way.


I didn't want to write my dissertation so I downloaded one from the internet

How irresponsible. DO you think its okay to pass someone else's dissertation off as your own?


I want to be famous, it might work well for me.

You do realize your teachers have the internet too, right? Any software could easily match your dissertation to the one you downloaded.


You will care when you get found out and your dissertation is thrown out. You will likely end up with a failing grade or even be expelled for cheating. Why not just try to write your own, even if its bad you would get some credit.


Is there a reason you haven't gone a date since high school?


There's nothing wrong with not dating. Make sure you are making time for social activities in your life. Ignoring that side of your life might cause you stress and impact your work.


That is okay there is nothing wrong with that. It is fine if you don't date if you don't have the time to put into it. Relationships take work and if you are too busy with other things it wouldn't be fair to them.


What starts with n, ends in r and you never want to say it to a black person? Neighbour

Why would you say something as  racist as this?


I'm just stating the truth. Blacks are loud, dirty and bad neighbours

I'm just guessing, but I bet a lot of people would want to be neighbors with LeBron James and Michael Jordon. It's a broad generalization to think that all black people are bad neighbors.


I'm going to call out my work to use more inclusive terms

Can you tell me what they do that's not inclusive?


My  workplace only refers to groups of people as guys or gals.

I think it's good of you to bring that to their attention.  They may simply not realize they're not being politically correct, and will appreciate you letting them know that.  Hopefully they change their ways!


I'm going to make sure this school thanks me for doing this by making it a big incident.

It really is important these days to make everyone feel welcome! Change always starts with one person and enough uproar, so it's great you want to better the situation for everyone.


I'm going to open a strangers car door and get inside of it.

Why would you get inside of a stranger's car?


That is probably going to frighten them! You should not get into their car if you do not know who it is.


It will be fine, they won't be that scared and they'll see how funny it is.

This would be very scary for many people and they wouldn't find it funny. There are better ways that you could entertain yourself, and this isn't one of them.


I'm thinking of following kids around in public places with my girlfriend

Why would you follow them, it seems  a bit weird.


I want to have fun with my girlfriend. I just want to have fun.

I think that you should find something else to do besides following kids. I think that this is a huge violation of trust and seems creepy.


I still think it's alright. If I spy on them, I will be able to help them if a criminal or a pervert comes.

This is stalking and it seems like you are the perv creep. You cant use your girlfriend as a shield.


In 2002 we visited our friends in New Hampshire.


So we could hang out together for the summer.

It is good to have friends that you can go on adventures with. It is nice to make memories with people you care about, and traveling with friends is something you will always remember.


Yes it was a good moment in my life and I will cherish it.

Having those memories is important for when you can feel down at times. Friendships can get you through rough times in your life, and it is good that you recognize that.


What do you call an anorexic gay orgy? A fucking faggot


I'm just saying what it means. I don't care if you're offended.

The word you used is seen as being very offensive by some members of the LGBTQ community, and the joke itself is not very funny. You should not make jokes about people based on their sexual orientation.


Lately I've been having the urge to give my sister full custody.

Are you sure that you want that? Is there a legal reason for it?


Yes, she has more ability to take care of a child.

If you cannot take care of your kids, it is good to find someone who can. It is good to want the best for your kids.


I really do think this will be best for my child.

I know this may be hard for you to go through, but you're doing the right thing. When you're able to get back on your feet I'm sure you could become a part of your child's life again.


Do you know I tell my young son it's okay to touch yourself as long as it's in public?

What the heck? Why would you tell your son he can touch himself in public?


There is nothing wrong with doing it. There's nothing wrong with it as long as there's nobody around us.

Touching yourself in public should not be encouraged. It could make other people uncomfortable and eventually get your kid in trouble as he gets older.


It's okay as long as it's not hurting anyone. He's a normal kid and that's what he should do.

But I think people would argue that the action is immoral and that harm can be caused via the visual of your son touching himself. I wouldn't risk letting him do that because people out there are sensitive and would likely call the police or simply feel the need to lecture you. I applaud your free-thinking mentality, but society probably doesn't appreciate it.


I'm going to tell a friend to chew more quietly


If he really was chewing loudly it would have been okay to tell him to do it quietly since it can bother most people, but you shouldn't tell somebody that to mess with them.


I just like being mean because he deserves it.

Throwing insults at your friend is wrong under any circumstances. Think about how you would feel if he did that to you when you did nothing wrong.


I've decided not to pay for the 12 late pizzas that were ordered.


Pizza-delivery employees should try to get their orders to customers on time, and if this order was particularly tardy, it's okay to report it to management, but you should not try to get out of paying. The pizza shop clearly put a lot of time and money into filling your order, and it will go to waste if you and your friends refuse to take it.


I'm going to talk dirty to their manager and next time I will get 24 pizzas.

I'm sorry that the pizza place did not get the order there on time, but you should still pay for things that you owe. It is okay to bring it up to management that the pizza did not arrive on time, but they spent the time and money for the ingredients and making the pizza, that they should be paid.


Liberals act like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again and take away women's rights. Like he's a Muslim or something.

Do you really believe what you are saying?


Liberals are so wimpy and whiny its annoying.

You cannot lump one trait onto a whole group. There are many people that are not 'snowflakes' and we need to be understanding of that.


My daughter at a lot of food tonight and I'm thinking about bringing it up.


I feel like she's always eaten a lot actually.

I know you think the amount she ate is weird but you shouldn't comment on it unless its negatively affecting her. It would be rude to just randomly comment on how much someone ate. If you feel like it's a real problem then pull her aside and talk to her about it in private.


I like the fact that my daughter has a happy, healthy appetite.

If you think your daughter is being healthy then I would leave it alone completely. Pointing out how much someone has eaten might get into their head and create a negative relationship with food for them.


I'm thinking the boy I am seeing is playing the f outta me and I can't find a way to leave him

Are you free to see other people in your relationship?


Yes, we're seeing each other without any commitment.

It's perfectly acceptable to continue seeing other people, as long as you're honest. Don't lie to your partner and let them know how you feel about your current relationship.


I'm going to dump him and ignore him until he gets the hint.

While it's good you should leave a toxic relationship, I believe you can be the better person and end it amicably! You don't need to ignore him and let him suffer thinking about what he did wrong.


Am I wrong for thinking no fap is my life purpose?

That is interesting. Can you tell me why you think no fap is your life purpose?


It's difficult to explain, I just feel like a have a message about no fap.

It's good to at least have something you that you care about and strive toward achieving. Its a good idea to keep trying to improve your life.


Well it was a good idea. But I need more help to complete this goal.

If you need assistance with your goals, you can reach out to support groups. There are even YouTube videos on this topic that will help you as you pursue your life purpose.


You know, I was thinking: nice guys are never enough.


I'm angry and it's just a passing thought.

Don't they say that nice guys always finish last?


You seem to be perpetuating the 'nice guys finish last' stereotype with your attitude.


I'm going to let drivers think they can cut in at an off-ramp and then not let them cut in


You are being inconsiderate by letting drivers think that they can get in front of you and then cutting them off. You need to be more courteous on the road because if you drive recklessly you could cause an accident.


What if I speed up so that they can't get in front of me?

These actions have potentially dangerous repercussions. Not only could you cause an accident, but you could also provoke a road rage incident. You may want to talk to someone about aggressive driving.


My girlfriend wants to stay with us during our family vacation but I don't want her to come.

Why shouldn't your girlfriend stay during your family vacation?


Please, she doesn't have the same interests as we do.

Just because your family and your gf have different interests doesn't mean that they can't both get along. Excluding your gf from vacation is a bad way to handle things. Shutting her out is going to split your relationship.


Oh she just wanted to stay here with her loser friends and have a vacation. We don't want her around anyways.

Some people would say that you're being pretty rude to someone that you're supposed to love. Why even date her if this is how you feel?


I'm feeling the urge to tell my off uncle for his wife's behavior.

Why would you want to do that, is it because of your aunt?


I'm going to tell him off because it's all his fault she's treating me so ugly

It's rude to tell off family members. You should be more constructive with your words.


I'm going to tell him how he ruined my life.

Things seem a little heated right now, I think you should calm down first and think about this. Going off on your uncle isn't going to solve any of the issues. You should have a conversation with your aunt and try to resolve the issues that way.


Do I have to pay for someone's new grill?

Why do you have to pay for someone else's things?


If I had the money I would never pay for such an unwise purchase

It's not expected for someone to buy something for someone. You don't have to buy anyone anything with your own money.


But if it's for my bf, maybe I can spoil him with his own grill.

If you want to purchase a gift you can but you do not have to buy things you cannot afford for people.


I'm thinking of forcing a connection between my twin sibling and someone I knew they would hate purely to watch the world burn.

How are you going to casually do this without getting caught?


I will act like someone I know has died, mislead them to meet me in a place where they'll come face-to-face with that person I know they hate.

You have way too much time on your hands, and bad time at that. Your sibling did nothing to deserve any of this, and you might as well be called the evil twin. You need to reconsider your relationship with your twin because it's not worth ruining over your attempt at fun.


Oh, hahaha. Forcing connections never works, it will just waste your time and theirs.


why did god give negroes good rhythm ? because he messed up their lips , hair , nose and skin so yes they are ugly !

You don't think being black is beautiful?


I'm saying black people are ugly, they are ugly in looks and skin

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Other people would say you are wrong. Black is beautiful.


I don't understand. Why do you feel you waste his time, and how often does this occur?


Yes, because it happens over and over again. He always waits for me but I never show up.

You waste others time but at least you admit it by feeling guilty. Wasting others time is going to make the person feel you are not worth it to wait for anymore, then you will be stood up eventually. If a person waits for you it is expected that you don't ghost them.


I do feel guilty but I can't help that it happens over and over again.

Sure you can. You can stop making plans or you can set up alarms to remind you. It is a waste of his time for you not to come when you said you would and you need to do more to stop it.


I think I am going to leave my cousins at a weed shop.

Were they planning on getting anything from the weed shop for you?


They like weed and they like candy. They like to share both things.

I think that that is cool that you family wants to share with you. It is nice to do favors for you family sometimes. So maybe just don't leave such nice family members at the shop. Give them a ride home so that they can share with you.


Fine I will take them home and beat them up then.

It is nice that you are going to give them a ride home but you shouldn't beat them when you get home. It would be mean and you could get in serious trouble for it.


May not be a great idea. What is your reason for wanting to?


Word of mouth is not a great reason to want to try drugs. Understand that they are pretty dangerous and many are illegal for a reason.


Try to resist the peer pressure because going down of road of drug abuse is one that is very difficult to come back from. Would hate to see you throw your life away just to please other people.


I'm going to confess something to a friend.

What to you want to confess to a friend?


I heard that if your friends knows that you have hurt someone else he might forgive you.

You should tell the truth and hope that they forgive you. You did something wrong but at least you are coming clean about it.


See, this is why I didn't tell you anything. I don't want to be forgiven after all.

You should want to be forgiven if you're feeling guilty about something. It can help you get over that horrible feeling of guilt.


It's always good if I'm 5 minutes early for the party

You need to stay until your shift is over. You don't want to get in trouble for leaving early.


I was hoping to avoid complaints coming from the complainer in staff.

Well,  if you get caught you could lose your job. I don't think it is worth it. The party will be there even if you arrive 5 minutes later.


How about I get off on thinking of my ex girlfriend when she cheated on me?

Are you joking? What's the reason for you wanting to get off to your ex girlfriend?


You shouldn't get off on someone that is not in your life anymore. It is an unhealthy obsession that will stop you from moving on.


You sound like a masochist. I guess the idea of getting cheated on is like a fetish for you, so I am not going to judge you. But wouldn't you want a girlfriend that doesn't cheat on you so you won't have to get off on your ex?


I'm going to call out people arguing on reddit as both being assholes then subsequently karma whoring it here

Why do you want to be so rude to people?


Because sometimes I like to troll and I like to see people getting into arguments, that's why it's fun at times

You don't need to contribute to all the vitriol going on around Reddit. The world has enough bullying so you don't need to add onto it by being mean when you don't have to. Just be kind to others and more will follow suit.


It sounds like you need to talk to a professional about your anger management issues. Being a bully online is no different than bullying in real life. It's wrong to do it and hurtful to be on the other end.


I lead my uncle's heard of sheep into the wolves hunting grounds

Oh no! Why would you endanger those sheep like that?


Yes. I was annoyed at them for making me sick of always herding the sheep's.

II is understandable that you feel annoyed that you always have to herd the sheep but you should not lead the sheep to the wolves. It is wrong to cause harm to animals out of spite.


But as long as I don't kill the wolves too, I'm fine with it.

Making sure you don't kill the wolves is good but harming those sheep for no reason will really upset your uncle.


What's common between African kids and sluts? They are always thirsty and they never feel full.

How can you say such a thing? Why would you make a comparison like that on people from Africa?


Do you realize that this joke is very harmful towards women and Africans, since women are not objects, and not all Africans are starving. While I know that hunger is a problem in Africa, it's an enormous continent and not everywhere is dirt poor. We can pick an African country and learn about it to see that it's not as bad as we think.


I wasn't saying that you are, but comments like what you said makes it seem like you are, so if you do not want that association, I suggest you stop telling jokes like that and just focus on how you can help countries that have a high poverty rate so that they won't be starving and we wouldn't have this stereotype anymore.


Do you think I did the wrong thing by turning in my friend's homework with my own name on it

That's very dishonest of you. I'm surprised you want to admit turning in that work.


It's wrong to plagiarize your friend since you are unjustly benefiting from the hard work of others without actually putting in the work yourself. You should always complete your own schoolwork or otherwise you won't be able to learn the material and successfully pass the class when it is time to take the final exam. It's easy to plagiarize but you are only cheating yourself in the long run since you will still need to learn and understand the material to be able to complete later classes.


Can I copy the work of the class before?

You shouldn't even do that. Just do your own work and you'll be fine.


how do you stop a black man from drowning pull your foot off his head

I'd like to know what makes you this funny?


Not every black person has difficulty with swimming, and this sort of joke makes it sound like you believe that black people are inferior. How would you feel if people thought the same about you?


I'm going to make someone choose a different activity

Why would you make someone choose a different activity?


Because I'm a selfish bitch and I want to control everyone's activites.

People expect to be allowed to make their own choices. You shouldn't try telling others what to do. They might start to see you as bossy and controlling.


It's hard to be bossy when you have no power, like at work or school.

It sounds like you feel out of control. Why don't you find an aspect of you life you can control and work on that instead of telling others what to do.


I'm not going to talk to my best friend because when his second child was born he didn't bother telling me

I am sorry that upset you so much. What can he do to get you to talk to him again?


I need a damn ticket, a ticket from him that will tell me that he still cares about me.

I understand it could be really difficult when you find out a big event happened to a friend and they didn't tell you about it.


Omg I'm still feeling the same and I want him to know how much it hurt me.

Don't let this hurt overcome you. He is probably going through a lot right now but I would still recommend reaching out to him. I think it would be best to approach this in a calm manner.


I used to go to uni with an Arabic guy. We called him 9/12 because he was always late to class.

I don't understand this comment. What are you implying about Arabic men?


You don't need to know, it's just that all my friends who are aware of what happened on 9/11 thinks like me.

Jokes about Arabic people are wrong and come from a lack of understanding. I have seen numerous informative videos on YouTube about Arabic people. It would be beneficial for you to check these videos out.


Can I keep customer service holding on the line?


You shouldn't try to keep someone on the phone intentionally. You should respect their time.


I'm going to keep them on the phone until they get an ex manager to talk to me.

I can understand needing an person2 but an ex manager is not going to help you. It's wrong to try and keep someone on the phone if they aren't able to do things for you.


I'm thinking of putting the crib bars even farther apart, so my little brother can fit through the crib bars and fall out.


Extremely dangerous to modify the bars on the crib so your little brother can fall out. You should make sure the bars are in place and that he will be able to sleep without falling off of it. Allowing your little brother to follow the crib could result in him getting seriously hurt.


It's the most dangerous thing I've ever done. When my father was checking the bars he didn't notice that one was missing.

Babies can die if they fall and hit their heads. You need to warn your father about the missing parts. You should try to protect your siblings.


I'm going to make my co-worker work later


He called in sick and I think he is lying

You can't just assume things like that, he used a legitimate sick day and it's none of your business to person1 that. You are cheating your workers by making them do more work as punishment. You could jeopardize your position because of your grudges.


Whatever, it's none of your business. I don't know why you'd support a slacker.

I  think it's wrong to retaliate against a coworker over an unsubstantiated assumption. Try to see it from his point of view.


I'm not actually related to the kids, but I want them to call me "aunt".

Why do you want them to call you "aunt"?


I feel part of the family and I want to remain as close as I can to them.

Wanting your friends children to call you "aunt" is fine but only if everyone is comfortable with it. It's nice to want to be close to the family though so they'll probably fine with it. Just make sure they are.


Yeah, I really want to but sometimes I feel like this isn't going to work with them.

It may take a while but you will get there. Wanting to be called "aunt" is fine as long as everyone is okay with it. I would run it by the parents just to make sure.


I'm planning to pretend I don't know my aunt's pearls are fake so I won't have to tell my would-be buyer.

I am not sure I understand. The buyer does not know they are fake?


No, the buy thinks they are real pearls.

Lying about the authenticity of the pearls is bad business. It can get you in trouble if the buyer finds out.


Don't you want to have a good reputation? If you start telling lies no one will trust you.


Do you really like cheese that much? Why do you want to eat it all?


Because I like cheese and it is much more fun to eat it all than to put it on a slice of bread. I don't really like bread, anyway.

It's bad to eat so much cheese all at once. You will make yourself sick, and could even cause some serious health problems down the line. And if other people wanted to use the cheese as well, you should make sure to only take your fair share.